The Joe Rogan Experience - #1637 - Action Bronson

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Action Bronson is a musician, chef, painter, and author. His book, "F*ck It, I'll Start Tomorrow: A True Story", is available now.

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! Dude, first of all, before we even get started, congratulations. I just want to congratulate you publicly. What you've done is amazing. It's amazing. I've been following you on Instagram. It's super inspiring, man. It touches me, amazing. It's amazing. I've been following you on Instagram. It's super inspiring, man.

It touches me, man. It really does. I love when someone gets a positive path going in their life and sticks with it and you see real progress. And you're so dedicated, man. It's really inspiring. It's beautiful. Thank you, man. Listen, it was a long time coming.

It's just I'm happy that it happened now. Because if it didn't happen it would have been something else i would have been in a grave yeah or somewhere else who the hell knows where they would have put me when did you start i've been i've been fat my whole life i've been thinking about losing weight for a long time for probably about 30 years but when did you start losing weight when last march last march so right around the pandemic literally right when it hit my brand new baby and my wife they were going to go to columbia to show the child you know you have to show the child to the family and it was around march 10th we get to the airport some state they

wouldn't let my dog get on the plane because they didn't have the air conditioning didn't work in the in the galley or whatever that is. So we turned right back around and went home. And that's the day shit hit the fan. I was supposed to go on tour a week right after that. Everything done. I knew it was all going to be done. I was talking to my agent.

He was like, yeah, this shit's going to be fine. Don't worry, they're going to still do the show in Hawaii. I was like, nah, watch. This shit's going to be fucking done. So worry. They're going to still do the show in Hawaii. I was like, nah, watch. This shit's going to be fucking done. So bottom line is- Why did you think everything was going to get shut down? I don't know. I had a feeling.

Intuition. I had a feeling that this was just bigger than what it was. You know, than just- It just seemed fishy. Just seemed fishy. Yeah. So pretty much, I mean, to get the dog onto the plane, we had to put her on the scale because she was a little overweight.

What's overweight for a dog? I'm not really sure. I think she looks great. What is overweight for a dog, though? How do they decide that? Like, I used to have a dog that was 140 pounds. Was he overweight? I don't think so.

It's just jacked. That's all I think. If you're at a certain weight, you're just jacked. This dog is an English setter Supposed to have a little waist And listen She lost it a little bit She lost herself She's living in Brooklyn now

You know She's not back where she's from Exercising It's different Yeah She's eating different foods Right Her metabolism changed

Right So I don't blame her So I dealt with it She fed her I feel her And then I started losing weight

Cause of her Because we both got on the scale And I was like What the fuck is going on What was the highest 380 something Holy shit It was despicable

I didn't look it though Holy shit I looked about 350 A fucking round ball A fucking meatball yeah i was a fucking meatball what was your health like like what did you what did it feel like walking around like that because that's this is the thing man um people love to talk about like fat shaming yeah and i know it's not good to make people feel bad but you have to but that you have to shame me i was shamed into this for sure it's unfortunate that you have to make people feel bad to start getting them to change but sometimes

whether it's a person doing that to you or you just looking in the mirror and you're feeling bad that that feeling is just reality that's what that feeling is like you can't fat shame a skinny you can't fat shame jamie no he's not fat shame Jamie. No. He's not fat, right? So if you said, hey, Jamie, you're fat, like it doesn't work. It doesn't mean anything to me. It only means something when it's real, and it's an indulgence thing. It's not a thing that you can't control. It's a hard thing to control.

It's a hard thing to bounce back from, and that's what I'm most impressed with you. You really bounced back. You've lost 130 fucking pounds, man. And we had a good workout today. We went over to the Onnit gym. Shout out to my man, John Wolfe. John Wolfe's the master. I love him. How good is he? I mean, I've watched him and now that I met him, it's like all the pieces came together today for me. He's one of the most knowledgeable trainers I've ever worked with in my life. He's amazing. And it's not just like meathead stuff. It's all about mobility it's not just like meathead stuff.

It's all about mobility and flexibility. There's nothing meathead. Nothing. I mean, he can obviously lift a lot of weight. Yeah. He showed us he could do the 106 overhead press with nothing. Yeah. But it ain't about that.

It's about being able to, it's fluidity. It's about using your body and using your muscles in a functional manner. Yeah. Not just, er, er. He functional manner yeah not just he's all about longevity and he's all about range of motion his whole thing is about having you have like the full mobility of your body it's all these flexibility things we did the hip things that we did all that stuff and it's all to strengthen the joints stabilize your shoulders stabilize all your joints and he's just so good so amazing pre-workout that we did

yeah i was soaked i was soaked before we started it was great it's unbelievable you're very strong though man you're really strong it was it was interesting to watch you do it like i can see like over this past year you know you've gotten your body to a really good place where you know you haven't just lost weight by dieting you've been lifting weights you've been exercising and pushing sleds and i watch your instagram man you're doing some wild shit for sure i mean i these are the things that i always wanted to do i always knew i could do this i played football in high school and i actually i excelled in practice like i liked doing that shit i like drills i like having an aim. The game, yeah, it's fun, but I like the practice stuff.

Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I started losing weight by myself in my house, literally during the pandemic, just eating different. My wife, she was shaming me. Yes, she was, because we have a brand new child. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? You want to be around here for our baby?

You want to take yourself away from us? Right. And that shit hit. That's real. It hit hard. That's a real thing. And not only that, I love life. There's no doubt about it.

I've been going so fast for the past 10 years that I haven't really enjoyed myself. So this forced stoppage allowed me to really reassess my happiness and i've regained everything you know it's not just fucking work work work next thing next thing next thing of course i'm an artist and my mind is always all over the place i'm always thinking about something you know but this slowed me down it allowed me to spend every moment with my brand new child. You know? It was something that I didn't know I needed, but I needed that. I needed it. And to regain my health in this manner, man, like you said, I don't want to just lose weight.

People could get the surgeries and all that shit. That ain't for me. I'm a worker. The problem with the surgery- I like hard work. The surgery can help people, but it also messes you up. One of the things that happens is- I've seen it. It diminishes your ability to absorb food. You can't have as much food, and it's harder for you to absorb nutrients. I would never do that. That was just never in my cards. It was never for me. Good for you. good for you yeah hell no because i knew

i did this to myself yeah i have to fix it yeah and i'm dedicated you know like i was talking to my boy like me and cc sabathia were friends and i was talking to him for a while we would just text back and forth because he was a fat bastard too and he changed his shit up and we would just talk about how we want to be fucking jacked. We just want to be, we want to get, you know, strong and shit and he put me on to my trainer that I was working with,

Dave Palladino and Dave is kind of, you know, he's like an old school meathead from the Jersey Shore and I fucking love that. So we clicked, yeah, because I could have met somebody else

and it wouldn't have clicked. Right. You know, like, I've worked out with other people but it just wasn't, I almost don't want to let him down, you know? Right.

Like, he's a fuck, like he's in the Sopranos or some shit. I swear. Maybe it's in my mind, but I have to, but it works that way. Right, I know what you mean.

Yeah, he was showing me all, he's like fucking Joey Diaz, but jacked. I swear, that's who he is. That's what I was thinking about. I was like, yo, that's who this fucking guy is. Exactly him.

He has the stories of the shore. He used to bounce all the clubs with the fucking fanny pack and the fucking, I don't want to mention what else, but you know. Listen, he put me on to different types of training. He didn't just start me off with meathead stuff. We did the sleds. We did the torturous shit, the skier, the fucking, all that, the stepper.

Oh my God, the fucking, that shit is torture, but I love it. That's awesome, man. Yeah. It's so beautiful. It's one of the things

that makes me most happy in life. I love people succeeding. I really do. It makes me so happy. I don't know why. You know, I think when I was a kid, when I was real young, when I started teaching Taekwondo when I was probably like 16, 16-ish, somewhere around

then when I started teaching and I really got into it because it helped me get better. But I also had a few students that went from white belt and they graduated and got higher belts and I took them to tournaments and I had them win tournaments and my God, it made me so happy. My feeling is more, more happy than myself. Cause with myself, it would make, I would have conflicted feelings. Like hurting people is a weird thing. Like it gives you conflicted feelings. Like you're happy, but you also feel real weird. Cause that could have been you. And you see this dude writhing in agony. It's, it's's very strange but when someone else that you train goes and succeeds it feels good it feels really good when you watch them improve so like i i maybe

that was that's where the seed got planted but i fucking love when people succeed i love it it makes me so happy man it's because you're that type of guy you know you're not a fucking hater there's haters out there they don't want to see anyone succeed. They just want all the success for themselves. No, I'm the opposite of a hater. Yeah, exactly. I'm a lover. Yeah, me too.

I seem like a hater sometimes because I say hater shit, but I just do it because it's funny. Yeah. You're amusing yourself. Yes. My soul is positive. I'm very much a person who wants to see people do well. It means a lot to me.

It really does. When I see someone like you that I know how hard it is to lose 130 pounds. I mean, I've never had to, but I could only imagine. It's fucking hard. It's fucking hard. And it's a long road. It's not an easy road. It's not like just hold your breath for an hour.

No, it's fucking, it's a long road. It's a grind. And it's hard to see success because it comes in these little tiny little steps. You get these little tiny increments, but I've watched those tiny increments of yours on Instagram. I've watched it, and I was like, look at him go. Look at him go. And then I saw you shrinking.

I'm like, look at him go. And it's every fucking day, man. You know one of my favorite videos of yours? You had this crazy workout, and then you cooked steaks at the park. I loved it. That's my favorite shit. That's how I- Reward yourself.

That's my life. Yes. You know, I always have the barbecue in the trunk of the Cherokee. Always. The Jeep Grand Cherokee is my car. I've been driving that fucking thing forever. I love that car. You got the Yeti thing in the back.

Pack all the stuff that I need. I got the Japanese hardwood charcoal. Yes. I got my torch to light it. Yes. And I got my little Weber grill. I'm good to go. Yeah.

You know, and I just, right after the workout in the parking lot or wherever, I just pull up in the park. Because I don't just do one workout. I got to do a couple. I just have this energy now that it's not enough to just do an hour of some training. I need to go out and do more things during the day. I have to go on the roof and swing the Bulgarian bag. I have to play paddle ball. I have to hit the park, do calisthenics and stuff like that.

There you go. Look at me. You're just staying active, always moving. Yeah, man. What do you have the steak covered in? What's on the outside of that? I covered the top in garlic. It's just a nice pulverized garlic and some sea salt.

And I just let them cook slowly while I played. Every so often I would go. That's my boy Pierre. We've been playing handball for fucking 25 years. Pierre's got a strong mustache game. He really does. He really does. I love it. Now, when you, is that your dog? No, that's not mine. Pierre's got a strong mustache game. He really does. He really does. I love it.

Now, when you, is that your dog? No, that's not mine. That's his. So when you cook these steaks, like, are you cooking by feel? Like, how do you know when these are done?

Yeah, for, cooking is all feel. All this stuff is feel. Once I came off the court and I saw that they were crusted perfectly, I just kept turning the grill every once in a while.

That's a fat steak, too. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. Those are my favorite. Look at that. Oh, look at that. Look at how perfectly that's cooked. Oh, that's amazing.

And that's my favorite steak right there. I love an olive oil. Oh, a little olive oil. Extra virgin olive oil, of course. Look at the salt. You know, I hate to say plug things, but that's my olive oil right there. I do olive oil collaborations. Plug the shit out of your olive oil.

Where's one get it? There's going to be one coming out soon from Tuscany. Is it called Fuck That's Delicious Olive Oil? No, it's just a collaboration with Groven Vine times Action Bronson. Fuck isn't really like a, you can't really fucking. Sell it? Yeah, you can't really fucking Sell it? Yeah, you can't sell fuck. Could you put

like an asterisk over the You can, but it still doesn't really work like that. It's just, it's fuck. Yeah, isn't that weird? I think it's ridiculous. We're all adults here. Can't we say fuck that's delicious on a bottle of olive oil? People love that. Yeah. People love it. I want it to be on everything.

Yeah. Underwear. Well, it's I want it to be on everything. Underwear. I used to wear big dog underwear. Remember big dogs? Joey Diaz used to wear that shit. I would fucking put Fuck That's Delicious right on the crotch of any type of underwear there is. And we have a winner. Well, the beautiful thing about you doing Fuck That's Delicious while you're on this fitness journey is you're showing people it can be both. 100%. You can eat well. You can eat well.

And you can have a great fucking time and get fit and you feel better. Like life feels better. 1 million percent. Like I have never been really obese. But doesn't life feel better when you're healthy now? My bro, it's a million times. I had fucking issues that I would be embarrassed to say right now it's you know those things where you there's like little nuances of life that just what

the fuck why did I get to this right it's not good yeah everything is fucking working a thousand percent like I never had an issue with my dick, but now it's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, it's like it's unbelievable. Fucking, it's like jaws. When I'm coming towards my wife, it's like, she's fucking running away from me. Well, all that exercise, and then you're doing so much weight training. It's got to jack up your testosterone. Yeah, for sure.

And watching what you did today, the only way you were able to do that workout today is if you've been doing that for a long time like we we did a difficult workout for sure the especially that shoulder plex complex with the rows and the squats and the cleans and all that stuff that john had us doing that's that was real work for sure and you know the dude andrew from on it, he... Shout out to Andrew Craig. Yeah, he was literally... Andrew Craig was at a book signing of mine a couple years ago, and he saw me working out and shit like that, and he just sent me the maces. He sent me a bunch of stuff. That dude fucking got me literally on it.

Yeah. Literally, with the clubs, the Bulgarian... And that's really all I use. My studio is filled with that shit. with the clubs, the Bulgarian, and that's really all I use. My studio is filled with that shit. I go to the gym for the things I can't do, like chest work and other stuff like that, you know? But I do a lot of kettlebells and a lot of swinging of the mace and Indian clubs at the studio and on the roof of the studio.

That's awesome, man. Yeah, that's my favorite stuff to do, the mobility stuff. I love feeling static strong, you know, like squats and fucking deadlifts and all that stuff but this is equally as a status a satisfactory yeah i love kettlebells because of that because you're moving you're doing a lot of things i love like kettlebell flows it looks clean press yeah lunge squat all that stuff yeah it's fun that shit looks cool it does look cool yeah that dude who's doing the maces, what was that dude's name?

I'm not sure. The mace guy. Hold on a second. Let me find it real quick. That dude who was doing the maces at the gym was a beast, man. He was killing it. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, when you could flow with those things, it's like dancing. It's like salsa. I don't know. I don't have it written. Shit. He's very good. Shout out to him, though. Whoever that dude is.

He was a beast. The guy with the mace. Yeah. Yeah. John Wolfe is a beast with that shit, too. I mean. He's with the clubs and the maces and all that stuff. He shocked me.

I like John Wolfe a lot. Well, it's that what he's doing, the great thing about it is it's applicable. Like the strength that you get from that is really good for martial arts. It's really good for jujitsu in particular because it's you're forcing to use your body all as one unit you know all this stuff and it also was like it increases your longevity because it you're you're stabilizing joints and you're you're you're getting range of motion strength and all kinds of cool shit you can do with that that kind strength. That's why it drew me. All these new apparatus drew me.

Because I can't fucking do traditional things because of my little impingement in my shoulder. But all these different flow moves and the swing, I just love it. Well, your shoulder mobility is, there's a little bit of an impingement, but it's pretty good. I saw you were pressing 65 pounds with that left arm. Yeah. You just need to get something done to that. Go get, find out what the fuck's going on with it. And like I was telling you.

Should I find out before or just go for it and then see? You should have an MRI. Yeah? Yeah, it sucks. You're going to find out what's wrong. There's probably a bunch of shit going on in there. But from a guy who had a full length rotator cuff tear and it was healed completely by stem cells. And what we can do here in America is nothing compared to what they can do in Colombia and what they can do in Panama.

Like Dr. Neil Reardon, who's been on the podcast before, he runs a clinic down in Panama. I sent my mom down there twice and it did wonders for her. And I've had some other friends, a lot of fighters I know have gone down there. And a lot of fighters are going to that bio-accelerator place that you talk to them. See, the thing is about America, there's good and bad, right? The regulation's good because it keeps people from robbing people and ripping people off, right? It keeps people from doing things that aren't completely safe, but it also keeps people from doing things that they know are effective and people have had massive results over in colombia and in panama because they have an accelerated program i think

i think there's one in tijuana too i think they're doing it in tijuana now too a lot of guys are going down from san diego and just driving over there and getting it done there too i think it's with tj bro he's fucking lots of crazy shit going on. Yeah, but it's my friend Ed Clay who's an American. Okay. He's running it down. I know my boy got a fucking- What happened? He got an Achilles tendon surgery in fucking Tijuana and he's fucked up right now.

He can't walk? They botched him. They botched the Achilles. Oh no. So I don't, I mean, I've seen horrible things go down in TJ before. I couldn't imagine putting fucking some sort of health into me there. Yeah, I would go there for sin. I'd go there for braces.

True. Something like that. They do good teeth. They do, they do. It's true. I think it depends on who you're going to, you know? It's always that. Tijuana is a who you're going to, you know? It's always that. Tijuana is a sketchy place right now, you know?

Anything on the border is just, it's great and it's terrible at the same time. There's a lot going on. It's heavy. Are you vaping now? No smoking weed? It's just that I have this vape. Right. I didn't want to bring The big glass contraptions on here

Fucking torch up This is just for on the go Are you vaporizing now And not smoking blunts anymore? Yeah I only vaporize hash The purest hash around I'm vaporizing it all over Last time you were here

You smoked a preposterous amount of weed Cause I took pictures of the ashtray And put it on Instagram And people were like That was just him like that was just him that was just him yeah I didn't I didn't keep up with you I was an animal the thing is I'm animalistic with hash oh yeah I mean when you look at a high times magazine and you see all those little you know the little furry molecules that's what I'm smoking I'm not smoking the rest of the actual green we're just

smoking the furry molecules that just the THC Chris yeah yeah just those globules those oil glands you know how they have those those boxes that kind of sift they have those little nets in it and dudes who put the weed in and then the bottom of you to get the shake and it was just pure THC yeah school oh my god and you put that shit in the pipe and go straight to the moon like this, like a rubber band. That was when my boy had a jar of Keef back in the day. And we were just doing like key bumps, just smoking it off the key. Wow.

My Lord. But hash is on a whole nother level. You know, like when you take a dab of some really, really, really good hash, it's next level. It is next level. It's so much, it's like, I love it so much. I love the whole idea of having the really nice glass pipe, your torch.

It's very personal. It's very, what's the word I'm looking for? Intimate? Yeah, it's not only intimate but it's that other word what's the other word what's the other word uh ritualistic ah ritualistic yeah yeah yeah there's power in rituals right for sure yeah kidding me yeah there's something about like doing something with purpose and intent like something's something that seems kind of sacred. Something so small as to something I remember right now, a little ritual.

Every time I walked in the building of my mother's house in Queens, I had to drag my foot across, you know, like the fucking, that little piece. The archway? Yeah, the little piece that they put on the bottom of the door. I always had to drag my foot on it. I don't know why. Like an OCD thing? Every time.

Some people have weird things where they have to touch their head a couple times when they walk through a door. I don't have anything else like that. It's just that one thing. That's good, though. I think. If you have one. One is all right. Yeah, it's fine.

Not another one. If another one comes, then I'm fucked. I remember reading about people that they would wash their hands, and then they'd their head and they have to go wash their hands again and then they go back. It's weird. He fucking rubbed the skin off his hands. He had to wear gloves for weeks. Friend of mine looked at a house once and they were looking at the house like, oh, it's a nice house, pretty nice house. And then they opened up one of the cabinets, one of the closets, and it was filled with Purell.

Filled. Oh, my fucking God. I mean, like, every shelf was Purell. And they were like, what the fuck? And they're like, yeah, the guy who lives here is very OCD. He cleans his hands. And they're like, we're not buying this house. Nah.

They're like, this house has got weird vibes. I don't like bad vibes. Spirits? Yeah, I mean, I'm into spirits, but not bad vibes. Yeah, I think... Because you can't control the spirits. They're just around. I think if you have those kind of vibes in a place, you got to...

I don't know if you can really... They say sage. You burn sage and you have like a ritual and you get rid of it. Bullshit. It's bullshit. Sage fucking does not smell good. I'd rather burn... I don't know. They got some other shit that they had in Mexico in a bucket. In a bucket.

And they were walking around with it and it was fucking crazy. It was taking all the flies away. That's better. Do you know why they've always done that with sage? When they burn sage? Sage is salvia divinorum. Oh, I know. Yeah, which a lot of people are not aware of.

Like sage is, it's a type of, salvia is a type of sage. So salvia, obviously for people who don't know, is a super potent psychedelic. They missed it when they had that Schedule I act of 1970 where they basically made everything illegal. They missed sage. Somehow or another, you used to be able to buy salvia in a head shop. Like in places where weed was completely illegal, you could buy a bag of this shit and go to another dimension.

You could definitely buy salvia on Jamaica Avenue right now. You still buy it everywhere? Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. It's so strong. The people who don't know, salvia is a super potent psychedelic. Like, out of this world, you disappear, you go to another place. It's heavy for a while.

It's like your fucking mind, everything explodes. Yeah. But then comes back like T-2000 where it comes back and melts and it's like metal, like melting metal that broke and then it comes back together my friend ari did it he did it on a podcast and when he did it he said he had a complete different life that he lived for several months and it only lasted for 10 minutes but he had several months of life he made friends he had relationships he broke up lost the whole thing like live live lives and then came out of it and realized he was only gone for 10 minutes it was like what the fuck and he's talked about it on other podcasts since but it was like one of the

he said literally one of the craziest moments of his life and they filmed him well that's good doing it that's good because you know sometimes when you trip out you try to remember it yeah but it's never you're not really you're kind of making it up. Right, right, right. You're kind of making it up. Yeah. Because you're so in the moment. Like I could try and tell people my DMT.

I've smoked it too many times to remember one specific, there's one specific, a couple of them. But bro, you know what I mean. I do know what you mean. It's fucking, it's a never ending story like the big fucking white dog. That's what it is. You're on the dog flying through the air. I remember very specific moments But when you're talking about a 15-minute trip, I might remember 30 seconds Yeah Specific moments. I remember standing like this breaking through fucking boards of life and fucking

Interesting Interesting just breaking your boards. interesting interesting just breaking through boards just so just breaking through different stages of things oh that makes sense for you that's like you had limitations that you'd put on yourself and you're breaking through those limitations and then you actually are doing that now that's real a lot of things i've spoken into existence like one time it was just in a rap that i never even you know put out but i had mentioned that i had had a drink with ahmad rashad at the bar and then years later i was at some yankees game and randomly ahmad rashad was at the fucking bar i know it might be silly, but I fucking made that happen.

And that's how I feel the power of the mind is I could make, if I made Ahmad Rashad appear at the fucking bar after I mentioned it four years prior, anything is possible. I think there's weird windows into possibilities that occasionally we access. And I think that's like when you have a real tight relationship with a good friend and then like they text you when you're thinking about them you're thinking about calling them and you know you have close relations like like your brothers and then you get an email you get a phone call you get a text you like ah he's

thinking about me to connection we're connected there's some there's some like and when you hear quantum mechanics and quantum physicists talk about quantum states where like spooky action at a distance where these these molecules these atoms there's something that happens to these quantum particles where one in one area of the world it will there's some sort of a reaction with something that's completely like miles and miles apart and they're somehow or another connected and they can't they know because they can measure it but they don't understand the connection they don't know they don't know what's going on and we are made of all these things right and so if you can observe this at the quantum level which is this incredibly small level that you literally can't see with your eyes, if you can measure this and know this, then why wouldn't we have some strange or why wouldn't it be possible that we have some strange connection with each other, some strange connection with life that maybe doesn't totally make sense.

And you can't teach it in school. You can't put it on a scale. You can't measure it with a ruler, but there's something there and we can access it occasionally. Occasionally it comes into focus, whether it comes into focus through a dream or through inspiration, or when you achieve a higher state, like a higher state of life, you know, life. There's connections that people have with each other that are different. There's levels to those connections, right? The level of connection I have to my wife is very different than anybody else I've ever known. The level of connection I have with close friends, it's very different. There's levels of connection, right? There's something happening there. What is it? It's not just like intimacy it's not just getting to know each other there's like a bond that people have it's literally

in nature yeah embedded in you and that other person that you guys are meant to attract there's something there there is something because i don't know if you i'm sure you've done this but like the regression like past regressions and stuff and past lifetimes and shit like that. My wife talks to some fucking Colombian woman, some espiritu fucking Colombian, who the hell knows, and she's passed on knowledge about how we've known each other for fucking 100 lifetimes, literally, in all kinds of different forms. other for fucking 100 lifetimes literally in all kinds of different forms and now this is the lifetime where it's finally meant to really like connect and fully bloom we've waited 100 lifetimes to bloom and this is the one according to that lady i would say that that was that i was if i

was that lady i would say that If I was that lady I would say that Just cause I want your money I don't think she's paying her She's not paying her Not at all? It's like a stage It's like an internship

Where she's fucking learning Spiritual shit Yeah I think there's people That know things There's people that get a feeling The problem is I think there's a lot of people

That don't I know it's all about The fucking money too Yeah I always reference Steve Martin Leap of Faith. You know that movie? I don't remember.

He's a big tent revival guy. He's like a fucking pastor in the big tent revivals. And they're just bullshitting. They're feeding him things. And he touches the woman. She starts fucking freaking out. It's my favorite shit. Listen, it's all about the bread.

They lie to you in your face all day long there's a lot of that but it's also a lot of people that want to believe you know there's there's some need to believe yeah there's a lot going on there's many things going on that's like when you you know when you reach for christ's hand when you reach for allah's hand yes it's the same shit yeah you want you want to change your life and you seek a higher power to give you that power to do that. A lot of people- Give it meaning, right? People in 12-step programs, right?

They assign meaning to a higher power. They decide that you are helpless and then you assign this power to have control over your life. You give in to this idea that you can't control yourself. The Lord. But then the Lord. The Lord is going to just fucking. That's a big part of, but you know another big part of 12-step programs a lot of people don't know?

The guy who started it, there's always a friend of Bill's, the whole deal. That guy, Bill, whoever the fuck he is, that guy was on acid. His whole thing was doing acid like you're fucking with people well no he was fucking with us bro no the original 12 step program like the guy like did a lot of experimentation with lsd to try to help him get through alcoholism and these were the steps he took well i don't know exactly because i've never like with things i'm not gonna tell someone to do something if I've never done it. Right.

Well, I tell some people to do things. Yeah, well. Like if someone's on meth, like, hey, bro, probably shouldn't do meth. Well, in that case, I can't say that because I've never... If I tried it and it's probably popping. I bet it's good. I'd probably be a meth addict. I'd definitely be a meth addict.

What if you found out that that's how you lose the extra 30? Nah, I would... But then I'd lose my teeth and I'd fucking look like John Leguizamo in Spun. Oh, yeah, that's right. Nah, I can't do all that shit. Yeah.

No one comes out on the other end of meth like, I'm glad I did it. But everyone I talk to, they said they had a good time with it. Yes. Right?

No one downplays the myth. No. They just downplay what happened to them after the myth. Right. But while they were on it, that shit was fucking amazing. Well, it's an amphetamine. Amphetamines give people a wild rush. It elevates you, you know?

But it's like I used to build computers. I used to go and go to the computer store and buy a motherboard and buy a hard drive really yeah yeah it's not that hard i know my boy this fucking kid that lived in the building next to me seth used to do that also and one thing that people used to do back in the day you'd buy like a cheap processor and you would overclock it so you would like you'd put a big heat sink on it a fan on it to cool it off and they would take like back in the day it was like this was before you know what was like celeron processors jamie you remember those days putting fucking turbo yeah yeah but

but no but the celerons were like the cheap ones and a lot of guys that ran gig. What was the speed though? I'm trying to remember the speed. Before it was like 400 megahertz back in the day. It was like a big deal. And guys would get like a 300 Celeron and they would overclock it to 400 megahertz. But the thing is it doesn't last. And I think that's the same with meth. It's like when you're redlining your engine.

You could do it for a little while, but it doesn't do it for that long. You'll crash. It's going to crash. Like a fucking computer. Like meth heads. Yeah. Yeah, they all eventually just like... You're like this all the time.

And you start hearing voices. You start seeing things. But I bet the first few, it's pretty fucking good. It's exciting. Yeah, I bet you get a lot of shit done. But drugs are fucked up in general, man. Like, I just want to say rest in peace to fucking DMX. That's a sad one.

Rest in motherfucking paradise, man. Did you see the video when they were getting his body out of the hospital? Nah. It's pretty amazing. The fans outside were playing his music while they're driving the car with his body out of the hospital. I believe it was in White Plains. It's wild. That's crazy.

Just rabid. Filling the streets. I wish I was able to tell him this story I'm about to tell you because this is fucking real deal. He means so much to my family. It's crazy. It sounds nuts. Not only did I grow up on fucking dm i love dmx but my wife was in fucking labor for 18 fucking hours and she had the doula there i told you they're on some spiritual shit

a motherfucking peruvian flute playing for 17 fucking hours straight Straight. The Peruvian flute music. What does that sound like? They came into my sixth grade class and we made a fucking flute. 17 hours in the Andes. Bro. She starts freaking out. I'm like, yo, listen. We have an hour left or we're going to have to do a C-section or whatever.

No fucking chance. So, turn the fucking Peruvian flute music off. And I put fucking DMX on. Stop. Drop. That motherfucker jumped out of her. I swear on everything. It's on camera.

It's on film. As soon as the Peruvian flute music stopped DMX cave on he fucking heard the dog I remember and he came out he just jumped out I just amazing it hurts my fucking heart that I was never able to tell him that oh man like man that, it's like the doctor was going nuts. Because everyone was just fucking sick of that shit. They were probably so tired, right? I wanted to jump out of the window from the music. I was laid out on the floor farting.

Yeah, because I had hospital chips. Oh, no. Hospital chips, man. But, you know, we shut down Flushing Hospital for us. Nice little area. Oh, no. Hospital chips. But, you know. That's amazing. He shut down Flushing Hospital for us. Nice little area. It was beautiful. And so it just changed the vibe of the room.

Man, he fucking popped right out on everything. Like, it's on camera. I can't make that up. Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood. That would have been a good one. But he came out on the hit. Stop. Drop.

Shut him down. Open up shop. Stop. Drop. Shut up. Down. Open up. Shop. He had some fucking jams. He had some fucking jams. Nothing but heat. And what a voice.

Just a man. What a voice he had. Just a dog. Fucking drugs, man. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. You think about all the great artists that have lost their lives because of drugs. I mean, it's astonishing.

And you go over it. All the musicians. So many musicians. But artists are touched, man. They're the ones that are the most vulnerable to drugs. They're touched. There's a lot of pressures and lots of... Self.

Yeah. You pretty much put it on yourself when you become... Because some people don't know how to handle it. I've always been told that I'm good at it. I'm good at being who I am because I'm me. Yeah. I don't fucking get nervous up there. I don't overthink.

I'm just, you know what I mean? You got a good vibe. I'm just vibed out. I'm not worried about all these things, everyone. I like putting a fucking chain on my neck doesn't excite me putting fucking fancy cars don't excite me i like having the things i like but i'm fucking i'm here i'm with everybody i'm down here with being you i'm fucking happy being who i am man it's just like the most happy place i am it's very it's very complicated for

people also because a lot of people are judging you. And so you get confused as to who you are. All day. All day. That's what happens with a lot of famous folks. Of course. A lot of entertainers. You get so many voices. So if you're a person like DMX, you literally have millions of people talking about you.

Good and bad. Yep. In both ways. And, oh, he's terrible. He's the shit. He's a god. He's a bum. He's a loser. He's he's a loser he's my favorite it's confusing and you just if you get the the this you let these people influence who you are as a person if you let that in if you take that in and then you think about the pressures of

fame and maintaining fame and one of the things about the rap world in particular, at least until recently, is that, like, it was a very short-lived fame. And there was something about guys when they got to a certain age where nobody wanted to hear from them anymore. You're right. There was a lot of them like that. Now it's changing. Like, now, you know, you're seeing, like, Snoop is the most, he has more longevity and more relevance. It's unbelievable. He's the best at it.

He's so good at being him. He's so good at being him. That's it. That's what people love him for being him and he's him to the fucking max. Yeah. You can't, everyone knows who Snoop is. He knows who Snoop is. Like he was the best part other than Jake Paul's knockout punch. he was the best part of that whole pay-per-view thing.

It was just listening to him talk and watching him, you know, do commentary. And then when him and Ice Cube and Too Short and who was the other dude with him? There was four dudes. Oh, they made like a new West Side Connection? Yeah, they call it Mount Westmore. Oh, yeah. I think it's Ice Cube E40. That's it that's it that's it that's it it was great snoop and too short but snoop i love too short i love ice cube too i mean they're all amazing snoop is man ice cubes old

shit yes my fucking god that's unfuck wittable music yeah like that music is on he played today was a good day that was part of the performance. He played that. It's still good. Still relevant. To this day. I mean, you gotta go back. Ice Cube's from fucking 88, man. He popped in 88.

That's crazy. He was famous in 1988. Just stop and think about that, dude. That's 33 fucking years ago. That's nuts. Six years old. That's nuts, right? And he's still doing it.

Man. And when he goes up and he starts right? And he's still doing it. Man. And when he goes up and he starts singing, today was a good day, everybody gets excited. But in the early days of rap, that was not the case. In the early days of rap, unless you're a legend, unless you're one of those Snoop type dude, it's hard for guys to maintain. There was something about guys getting in their 40s

people didn't want not want to hear them rap anymore no yeah there's definitely a time limit on rap but i think that's changing but people like jay-z who we don't even know his age he's like a fucking cuban baseball player we don't know he's like fucking yoel romero we don't know you know we don't know what age he is he's just he's Jay-z and he can literally rap forever and it'll be relevant like for me cool G rap could rap forever and I would love it yes I would love to hear it any day I'm so glad you brought up cool G rap my favorite of all time I love that man I've sat in a room with him while he rapped and I rapped at the same it was like mind-blowing shit like I'm doing a

song with G rap like I was crazy he's shit. Like I'm doing a song with G-Rap. Like crazy. He's another guy. Like I was a big fan of his in like 91. Like when was he around? He was like 91, 92. I remember I was in, I don't know, fifth grade and he was playing basketball in the park by my house and I had him sign a napkin. He was in a suit playing basketball.

He was wearing a fucking suit. A lot of people forgot about him and that's unfortunate Because Koojie Raps Is a fucking amazing talent That song Cockblocking To this day That's one of my favorite songs That's a great song

I mean that was from the XXX era Yes yes The talk like sex Man The rap Rappers now It's not that it's It's gotten much younger

Yeah The age It's 13, 12 year It's gotten much younger Yeah The age It's 13, 12 year olds That's who likes this music And then There's like tears You know there's like There's shit for everybody

Is what I'm saying Yeah There's tears But the thing that's the most Overwhelming is the young The young boys Yeah Young rap

That's all they do Well you know what I love right now? I love what Lil Nas X is doing. I love how he's freaking everybody out and getting under their skin. Yeah, I mean, he's just- This fucking latest video. He's like Lady Gaga.

He's just shock. It's like shocking shit. Well, when he gave Satan a lap dance, because here's what's happening, man. My kids, when they were young, when Old Town Road came out, in their fucking grammar school, they were young when when old town road came out in their fucking grammar school they were singing it they were all singing it in school like kids loved that song so here's this dude who's this young wild gay dude who's singing this song with billy ray

cyrus and it becomes this gigantic fucking hit and it fucking crazy. And then the next thing he comes out with, he's selling sneakers with human blood in them. He's giving Satan a lap dance. Oh my God. It's just crazy that I even know about these things. Everybody got so confused. I was cheering. I was like, yes.

Yes. I love it. He was like, look, look, look, We got to flip the switch on this thing. We can't have this. We can't have this. We can't have these. I can't be just singing for little kids for the rest of my life. We got to get crazy.

Fucking Lil Nas X, bro. Yo. It's fucking unbelievable. And, you know, it's the courage that guy had to do that. He had to have a lot of people in his ear telling him, no, no, no. No, no, no. Listen, we've got a big thing going on here, Lil Nas X. We've got a really, really important product.

Your brand. We've got to work on your brand. We've got to work on your marketing. We're elevating your brand. Come on. You could be a huge, huge, huge act deep in your 30s. And then maybe when you get older and you want to do some crazy shit like Give Satan a lap dance, maybe you do it then. Then you do it.

But not now. Lil Nas X. Excuse me. Lil. Lil Nas X. Maybe you do it then. Then you do it. But not now. Listen, man. Lil Nas X. Excuse me. Lil. Lil Nas X. This is not the time. The voice that you're putting on as the executive is exactly the fucking voice. I've been hearing this shit for so long, man.

Fucking cockamamie people. It's unbelievable. Well, those cockamamie people will get in your life if you need them. Yeah, no, there's no doubt. But they were in my life for a little bit, and then they left. And that's the way it is. They were in my life for a little bit, too. Yeah, you leave, you come, you leave.

Yeah. But please go. Don't come. Don't come. I get it from their perspective. They're not of this world. They're not of the world of you and I, of performance. They don't understand what it's like to go on stage and get wild.

They don't get it. No. They don't know how to write wild shit. You write wild shit. Yeah, they have no clue if you if you like ran your lyrics by them i go hey come here this is what i'm thinking sometimes i read that shit what the fuck is wrong with me exactly like it's all about trying to make myself laugh yeah you just think of the craziest shit man that's really what makes or make people

like me laugh yeah exactly yeah but that's i'm laughing you're laughing yes exactly i'm look i i write for wild people and i hope other people go along with it too but i'm writing for wild people like i want my friends i want joey diaz to laugh i want my friends to laugh you know that's what it's always been about i want i want my fucking craziest friend to accept yes exactly when dude when you're a comic and you hear in the back of the room like Joey Diaz, he's dying. You're like, yes. And he'll grab you. He'll grab you and fucking shake you out. You crazy motherfucker. What'd you do to me?

What'd you do to me, Joe Rogan? But that's, you know, executives not gonna, like if you read, I go, hey, this is what I'm thinking about saying tonight. Don't say that. What if someone from casting's in the room? They'll fucking have a shit. Listen, listen, listen.

You have a legitimate, intelligent career going on here. There's no reason to sacrifice this. Don't be a saboteur. Don't be self-sabotaging. Don't do it. I've definitely been talked off the ledge several times, though. Yeah. By who, though?

By who? A couple different people. Some people could get through to me it depends who the mood i'm in who's gonna get through to me it could be the fucking doorman that gets through to me that day like yo he says some real shit you know what you're right yeah it could be anybody it depends but yeah i try to fucking keep it light well you know the thing about creativity is that it's it's it's it's not a flat line right like it's a wide it's like you can't just do that yeah you can't fucking put your feet it's all over it's all over what's going on yeah it's crazy it's whatever it is it's it's a wild thing these these ideas are coursing through your head and you're writing them down

then you're trying to figure out the best way to do them and how to say them in a way that people gonna like that It's gonna make people pop like our brains are working right now. We're both talking. I'm thinking about Lyrics right now. I just thought about some lyrics. I just thought about some painting technique. I was gonna do I just thought about Valentina's this shit is crazy the way we're able to work our brains and and and it kind of uh just just grab shit from all over the and just inspiration this you could fucking work I'm thinking about some fucking sex I had back in the day like it's all

inspiration craziness Paul Mooney used to tell me back in the day like it's all inspiration craziness Paul Mooney used to tell me back in the day used to say to everybody but I remember him telling to me if you want to write go get entertained he's like when I want to create I get entertained he's like I go to a movie I'll see a concert I'll see somebody I'll go and get entertained I love I love live entertainment period me too yeah me too I particularly love things that I don't do like I love live entertainment, period. Me too. Yeah, me too. I particularly love things that I don't do. Like, I love music.

I just love, I don't play an instrument, so when I see a dude can jam on a guitar, I love it, I love it. I just love watching. I like that too. Yeah. I like being in the mist or just like, uh, uh. Just emceeing while these dudes fucking play sick,

like jazz and shit. Did you ever listen to the Brand New Heavies? Yes. When they had that thing where they did one with Cool G Rap. Really? Yeah, yeah. Brand New Heavies did a rap album, a collaboration album with multiple artists. And they had G Rap on it?

Yeah. Heavy Rhyme Experience, I believe it is. And it's from back. I've never heard that. That's it right there. Bro is one of my favorite Experience, I believe it is. And it's from back. I've never heard that. That's it right there. Bro is one of my favorite CDs. I had it. This is how old I am.

Ed O.G. shouts to him. That's the ace. Gangstar. Look at that. Gangstar. It's getting hectic. Some of the best rap groups and rappers ever. Bro, that Gangstar.

Main source, bro. Come on. This is next level shit. Grand Poobah was one of my favorites. State of Yo. But it's getting hectic by Gangstar Main source bro Come on This is next level shit Grand Poobah was one of my favorites Black Sheep State of Yo But that It's Getting Hectic by Gangstar

I'm a giant Gangstar fan Gangstar's phenomenal Phenomenal Guru was one of the most underrated rappers He's amazing His voice Everything When he died

That was very sad for me That was a bummer I didn't No one knew No one knew I didn't know he was sick No one knew It just kind of

I guess he hit it. Yeah. He didn't want to tell anybody. Well, it's like Chadwick Boseman. You know, when he died, too. The Black Panther dude. Yeah. No one knew it was coming.

Yeah, that's fucking crazy, too. He had gotten sick, and he was all skinny, and everybody was making fun of him for being skinny. They didn't realize the guy was dying. That's fucked up. But the thing about, like, Guru. People get made fun of so goddamn much on the internet for nothing. It's fucked up. But the thing about like guru People get made fun of so goddamn much on internet for no

it's fucked up. It's natural. It is natural but it's fucked up because You know what the problem is? You feel bad sometimes for the person.

This is the problem. The problem is it's in print and everybody can read it but it's what people normally did. Like Louis C.K. said this to me

and it made a lot of sense. It like resonated. I'm like oh okay that makes sense because it's just talking like people talk shit they say things people have always oh fuck that dude you know

oh that guy's an asshole or that guy's a this and it just in and out and it goes away but when they write it down and then other people read it and then people retweet it and then other people they add on to it. And then you got thousands of people that are saying the same thing. And it doesn't necessarily mean anything more than when someone would just say it when no one's around.

It's true. But that's why, you know, the four agreements. Do you know that? You ever hear of that book? Mm-mm. I think they made it five, right? Pull up that book, because it's a really interesting book. And I'm going to say this as a person who's very flawed,

and I don't always follow these four agreements, but there's real value and there's real wisdom in this. It's Don Miguel Ruiz, and the four agreements are agreement number one, be impeccable with your word. So that means, like, don't say, fuck that dude. I mean, sometimes I'll say fuck that dude just because it's funny. It's a funny thing to say, like someone who's amazing. I'll be like, fuck that dude.

Of course. That guy sucks. Of course. But it's just because everybody knows it's not real. I'm being silly. Like, you know I love them. Yep. Or don't take anything not real. I'm being silly. Like, you know I love them. Yep. Or don't take anything personally.

That's agreement number two. It's hard to not take things personally. That's tough. But if you can do that, you will be way better off. You will be way better off. Number three agreement, don't make assumptions. Don't assume things. These are valuable agreements in order to live a more harmonious life.

And number four, this is my favorite, because this one I do. Always do your best. Now I wouldn't say I do this always, but I most of the time do my best. I mean I do my best as much as I can. I try to honor those agreements. I think, and there's a new, what is the fifth agreement? I always try to do my best, but the other ones are fucking hard. The fifth agreement

takes us to a deeper level of awareness, the power of the self, and returns to the authenticity we're born with. The fifth agreement takes, what is it? No, there's a fifth,

there's a fifth, one of those agreements. I figured it was. Does it decide, but, the fifth one, be skeptical, but learn to listen.

Mm. Beautiful. That's good. These are good. These are good. They're amazing. They're amazing. I like how he revised it. It, but learn to listen. Beautiful. These are good. These are good. They're amazing. They're amazing. I like how he revised it.

It's hard to apply. You have to be conscious. You have to be conscious if you're doing it and not vocalize. You can maybe think it, but if you're thinking it, are you not applying it? Yeah. So what the fuck? But listen to this. If we put this out there and you and i say we are going to try to live

our lives by those four agreements in the fifth agreement too if we're going to live our lives by those agreements and we send that message out to all you people out there that are listening you should try to do it too then you know no one's telling you to do it but it'll help you it'll be better for you it'll be better looking at it looks good yeah it'll be better for everybody it seems reasonable to me. I'm going to put that out there. So I'm going to, you know, people call me out on it if I don't do it. Unless I'm joking.

Don't get mad at me for joking because I joke a lot. There's got to be a line. But be impeccable with your word is very valuable. Always do your best is very valuable. Those things, always doing your best is very valuable. It's so valuable. Always do your best is very valuable. Those things, always doing your best is very valuable. It's so valuable. If you can live like that, man, you'll be on a better course. You'll be on a better path. And other people will see it and it'll inspire them to be on a better path. And that's what life's all about. Well, I can speak to this. I can speak to this in the sense

that I never followed through with anything like a long time ago. And now all I do is try to do my best in everything and put my fucking best foot forward. Don't do anything that my heart's not in. Yeah. Because I never give it my all. Yeah. And it's not fair to what I'm doing, you know, to that specific thing. Like, there's been situations where I did it for the wrong reason,

like just doing it for money or doing it. It's just not good. It always turns out wrong. It never feels good here. Yeah, but sometimes you have to make those mistakes in order to understand what's the right path. Sometimes you got to go down the wrong path and go, oh, it is not for me.

Well, I realize that, you know, and I try to live by those principles. But a lot of things for me is I have to stop over committing to things. I have an issue with over committing. I say yes to something when I really don't want to do it. And then the last second I just cancel. I know what that's about. Bro, I'm a fucking asshole with that. I can't help it.

I've done it. It's been 10 years now. Do you say yes when you're high though? Is that what it is? I'm always high. There's never a situation where it's not high. This is what I do. I used to have those problems with my manager before I said no to everything.

Now I say no to everything. But I used to be like, did I say yes to that? She'd be like, yeah, you said yes to that. I'm like, fuck. Yeah, exactly. I forgot. to everything now I say no to everything but I used to be like did I say yes to that she'd be like yeah you said yes to that my fuck yeah exactly got hunt that's what I do I forget I'm like oh fuck this much coming up this week I guess this week oh my can I get out of this I get out of it there's always a way out you just have to fucking deal with the consequences but then you feel bad I always feel bad then you're not impeccable with your word there it is that's the problem all these things are connected to each other and that's the problem right there for me and i'm trying to work on that yeah so i i initially say no and then i have them ask me three more times just to make sure so i

could really dig in to what it is that they're asking of me. At a certain point in time, if you say yes to everything, then you're not saying, you don't have any time for your life. Your life is gone. Think about how many things you said no to. Yeah. I've said no to more shows than I've done, I think. You say no.

You have to say no. After a while. After a while, you say no. Yeah. After a while, it gets to the point where you have to say no. Because also, you don't know what you're getting into like you say yes to something like well who's involved in this what is it going to be like like what's gonna what's the purpose of this thing what's what's it going to

be like when it's done like is this is something i really want to be a part of is this a disaster what is this? Woo! That's a lot of vape, son. I feel like that's smoke. I don't feel like that's vape. There's no... That's not like fucking apple vape. You are smoking weed. That's straight up hash. That's what I'm saying.

That's like if I was to take one of those blasts out of the pipe, it'd be that. I just had them put it in here. It's clean. It's not one of those cartridges that you buy and it's like fucks you up, gives you a third eye on your ass. You know what I mean? This is clean. Full spectrum clean. That's a problem with a lot of people with COVID is people who vaped.

You buy cheap vape oil and you don't know how they're making it. There's a lot of kids that are vaping all the time and they're damaging their lungs. and there's a lot of kids that are vaping all the time and they're damaging their lungs. Bro, if there's one thing I spend money on, is what goes into my lungs, is with the hash. I don't give a fuck about much, but I care about hash.

Hmm, I understand. I'm not even talking about that kind of vape, I'm talking about tobacco vaping. Oh, tobacco, yeah, that shit's nasty. It is nasty, but it's also dangerous. There's a lot of kids that are out there vaping, and they think it's better than cigarette smoking, and they're doing a lot of damage to themselves.

Well, they're doing tricks now. Once you're able to start doing tricks with something, you shouldn't do it. What kind of tricks? Well, they fucking blow. They take the smoke, and then they blow it into a big circle, and they jump through it, and they do all... You never seen this shit?

No. It's like fucking champion vape fucking oh no acrobatics and athletics oh no it's crazy so like breakdance vaping breakdance vaping fucking there's this one i don't know what to call him but there's this one dude he's fucking blowing things all over the place and then he like yeah this fucking guy this fucking look at this is insane what is he doing whatever he's doing is awesome it's awesome but what is he smoking what is this guy amazing big trip oh he just threw a

fucking hadouken bro he's got 24 million videos or million views on the video oh he just threw a fucking hadouken with the smoke Wow yeah this kid he looks like he's 12. Let's check his lung capacity. He might be. I don't know. He looks very young. It's amazing what he's doing, though.

Yeah, this is next level. That's next level. He's got three million subscribers. Well, he's got 24 million views on this video, man. So, like I said, once you start doing this, you shouldn't do this. V. Austin L. I wonder if he lives in Austin. Look, you got fucking, there's a picture, there's an Arnold training video under there too.

Oh, look at that. You're telling me that there's an amazing vape trick and then an Arnold training video, or is that just your algorithm? I was with you. Oh, go back, go back, go back. What did he do? He just did it like a dragon. Back up.

Look at that. He back. Go back. What did he do? He just did it like a dragon. Back up. Look at that. Whoa. He curled his mouth. Listen, I was with you up until I saw the video. Now I'm on his side. Look how much he's had to smoke to get all these. I'm definitely entertained. If he dies, he dies.

Look at that. That was a sick fuck. That's amazing. Listen. See, that's heady as fuck. This kid's from another planet. You know what? I like it now.

Yeah, I'm with him. I'm actually, I'm into it now. He's a magician. Fuck it. Look at this. Come on, man. Look what he's doing. Damn, that was good.

The rotation on that bottom one was nuts. Bro, this guy's Doctor Strange. My lord. Does this end or does he keep going? Does he have more? He's Benedict Cumberbatch. What's his name? Damn, he has a lot of fucking moves. Benedict Cumberbatch?

Is that it? Patch or batch? Batch. He's Doctor Strange, man. Whoa. Whoa. Come on. No, come on.

Come on. This kid's amazing. He has an Ivisu sweatshirt on. Meanwhile, take that kid for a jog. Yeah, definitely not. Yeah. If he did what we did today, he'd be like, oh, come on. There's no chance.

He's got pretty good knowledge of wind current. How do you do that? That's a jellyfish. Same fucking champion over here. It's fucking weather, man. Look at this shit. This is nuts. Come on.

This kid's amazing. I want to hire him for a birthday party. You know fucking weather, man. Look at this shit. This is nuts. Come on. This kid's amazing. I want to hire him for a birthday party. You know what? Yo, I swear to you, one of these fucking kids would love that shit. These kids would freak out with the phone. They would be filming it nonstop. He's a star. He...

This guy's a star. Yeah. He is a star. This is a celebrity right here. Oh, yeah. In my eyes. But this is... It's fucking crazy what a celebrity is, right? This is a celebrity. Yeah. I fuck yeah. In my eyes. But it's fucking crazy what a celebrity is, right? This is a celebrity. Yeah. I fuck with, I like this. I like it.

Austin Lawrence. That's his name. This is crazy. Lots of vape videos. Jesus Christ. Lots and lots of videos. How much, imagine his parents like, stop vaping. Like, mom, I'm telling you I'm onto something.

Shut the fuck up and stop vaping. My God. Get out of your room. Oh, he's got different color vapes. Oh, what is this? What have we here? Hold on. Look at the size of that robot dick he's sucking on.

I'm back on it. I don't like it anymore. But hold, please. Look at this. Come on. He's got purple haze. Like, legit purple haze. Come on, man. As a Hendrix fan? I mean, this is unbelievable Look he's got green shit Look at

That's ooze The aliens are gonna come And talk to him first Look at that thing I wish I had that contraption From my hash If you did You wouldn't be here right now

You'd be hovering Look at this shit This is wild man Yo what is that I have to learn What that company is I think he built it Like a fucking

That's a He built Oh he's got yellow shit too Like he did the computers Yeah look at him Yo, what is that? I have to learn what that company is. I think he built it like a fucking... He built... Oh, he's got yellow shit, too. Like he did the computers? Yeah, look at him. He built the vape. Come on, man. I think those are all different pieces from different vapes.

Do you think he gets pussy from this? No. What about this? Yes, yes, yes, he does. Yes, he does. 100%. Whatever he wants, he gets. Girls are mesmerized.

No, 100% he gets pussy from that Because you get it for all kinds of weird things Yeah That's an art form It's just a weird one that nobody ever thought was an art form before He made me want to hit the vape Did you want to try to do some of that? Show me something Show me something

You must have learned something Did it work? You need one of those robot dicks like he's got. Those big fat boys. That thing was like a lunchbox. Yeah, it was a cell phone. That thing was huge. Fucking bastard, man.

They make those. There used to be a store near me in California that had all these vape constructs. Remember we had that one big one that some dude sent me? It was huge. Remember that thing? Yeah, I remember trying to put it together. What, do you have to start putting together the vape? Don't send me anything I have to put together. Oh, what is this?

The forced creativity he's going to have to go through now because he's stuck in the vape guy. Oh, because he's going to keep doing this? Yeah, I mean, he's going to get really creative at what he's doing. Oh, now he's doing special effects, though. So now I'm a bit skeptical. Yeah, and I don't like this. I don't like this.

You know how everyone does collabs now? He's going to start showing up in other people's videos. 2.8 million followers on his Instagram channel. He's going to start showing up in bodybuilding videos and just fucking in the background of cooking shows and shit. Yeah, he's going to just add atmosphere. Yeah, he's just going to be there now. Maybe he can have him in the background of cooking shows and shit. Yeah, he's going to just add atmosphere. Yeah, he's just going to be there now. Maybe you can have him in the back of your shows.

Like when you go back on stage. Oh my God. You're on stage rapping and he's behind you. Yes. What I really wanted to do, I was going to add in some kettlebell work. Get the crowd into some kettlebell work on stage. Okay. A flow.

Yeah, I get it. Maybe a mace flow. A nice mace flow. Yeah. That fucking dude in there. You ever thought about cooking on stage while you're rapping? Of course. Have a little Weber right by the side of the stage?

Well, see, I would have to be outdoors. Smell it in the audience. Yeah, it would have to be outdoors with the Weber. Right. Maybe some South by Southwest shit. Do it out here. I would love that. All right.

Zilker Park. Let's go. Let's do it. All right. That would all right zilker park let's go let's do it right you should do that would be something that you literally could pull off like a gigantic cookout slash because as a chef slash rapper like you're a legit chef and a legit rapper you could do that you could have a show where people are outside barbecuing and doing music at the same time. Yeah, I wanted to do like a little fest, like a Fuck That's Delicious festival. Have all my favorite people around that cook.

Have amazing acts. Have a little expose on olive oil on different things, like a little class. People could take a little, you know, 10-minute rotating class. Yes. You know, just like a little fun day. We could shoot the fucking balloon, shoot the clown in the mouth. You have more energy now to do shit too.

It's like you'll have more enthusiasm to do shit because your body's healthy. You're right. You know what? When I was on stage at 300 and whatever pounds, I was still good. My lung capacity was unbelievable. Yeah.

But I would be chilling in the room smoking all day, sitting there eating. I wouldn't be active. There would be nothing else going on. Now I fucking want to do things. I'm bringing my body board to Portugal when I go to the show because I'm going to fucking shred. There's no doubt about that. Like I'm in the ocean when it's snowing. Freezing cold.

I saw that. My man fucking Will, my man Will Scoot, he has this spot in the American Dream Mall in Jersey. It's like that mall in Minnesota, the big one with the roller coasters and shit. There's a water park in there. Look at me catching shade right there.

That's crazy. I'm fucking tubular right there That's what tubular is That's in a mall? That's in a fucking mall In New Jersey In New Jersey in a fucking mall New Jersey doesn't get enough respect After hours

That was probably like 11pm New Jersey just People think of New Jersey in a very negative way It's not It's not fair Oh yeah watch that one Look at this Scoop

Ooh The whole point is just Going Letting the wave go over your head You think you're eventually Gonna move to surfing Nah I'm not made to stand up

I'm made to lay Yeah I'm made to go head first man I'm head first Yeah but you do I'm like a fucking crocodile Straight up I'm El Cocodrilo but you're doing all these other things. I'm like a fucking crocodile. Straight up. I'm El Cocodrilo.

Did you see that video of this fucking idiot who's got food in his mouth for a fish? He's dangling it into the water and the fish jumps up and hits the food and knocks him out cold

and he falls in the tank? No, like a fucking arapaima? Yeah. Who has it? That big ass fish? I think Mike, Robin Black has it on his Instagram.

Bro, it's the most ridiculous shit ever. Look at this. So this dude is in there. Watch this. The fish, bang! Bro, he's out cold. Bro, that is like a fucking arapaima. That's a catfish, right? What was that?

An arapaima is an enormous fish. Oh, he was joking around. He said he was knocked out. No, did he?ima is an enormous fish. Oh, he was joking around. He was fucking around. No, he said he was knocked out. No. Did he? That's what he said. He said he got knocked out.

I watched the video a few times to see what he said. Do it one more time. And he woke up underwater? Do it one more time. Oh, this is every wheel kick finish in the UFC. Oh, yeah, this one's a tough one. Here it goes. Watch it one more time. No, man.

I'm telling you, he ain't faking it. He went stiff Yeah I don't know Yeah he woke up He woke up Okay that dude's got a glass jaw He's got a glass jaw Listen to me son

Don't ever fight Holy shit If a fish can knock you out That's a two inch punch Don't Don't fight No fighting for you But the other thing is like The fish can knock you out, that's a two-inch punch. Don't fight. No fighting for you. But the other thing is the things that knock you out are things you don't see coming.

Of course. And he definitely didn't see that coming because he had a mask on his thighs. Why would he wear- He's a schmuck. Well, he's a kid. I was a schmuck when I was his age, too. I'm still a schmuck. Yeah, I would have done the exact same thing. But I would have taken it right on the chin.

And I would have been fine. Not from the fish. You're not going down from the fucking fish, bro. Come done the exact same thing. But I would have taken it right on the chin. And I would have been fine. Not from the fish. You're not going down from the fucking fish, bro. Come on. That's crazy. I mean, maybe everybody gets knocked out by that fish. Like, you got to think how fast that thing- You watch River Monsters?

I do watch River Monsters. It's one of my favorite things in life. How about that dude? He made a living fishing. He's an amazing fisherman, though. He is. He should be famous. That guy should be famous.

Just fishing on TV. Not even a really good looking guy. Got kind of fucked up teeth. He's interesting looking. Very guy should be famous. Just fishing on TV. Not even a really good looking guy. He's interesting looking. Very interesting. That's what I'm saying. I don't want you to be good looking. I want you to be interesting looking. It's unique. He has a fucking good character. His voice, his character. Look at this man. He's amazing.

Actually he's pretty good looking. He's not bad. Look at that fish he's catching. He goes all... Look at that fish he's catching He goes all Look at that fucking thing In the upper right hand corner Jamie What is that? That's fucking next level

Jesus Christ Holy shit I know what that is And I forget That's definitely in the Amazon Or is that in Thailand? What is that thing? Photoshopped

No no no That's not No no I mean It's just with colors It's the same fish Right But I think it's That's what it looks like It's the same fish. Right, but I think that's what it looks like. It's the teeth that get in me.

I forget what that thing's called. What is that thing called? See if it shows you. Oh, my God, that's amazing looking. That's amazing looking. Like alligator gar or some shit like that? Is that what it is? Alligator gar?

No, no, no, it's not an alligator gar. I think that's a South American fish. I no no it's not an alligator gar it's uh i think that's a south american fish i forget what it's called though fuck tiger fish that's it god it's so simple yeah i'm pretty sure it's a tiger fish yeah that's what teeth on that fucking thing god what a what a world they live in no heart no warmth they don't take care of their kids and they all have fucked up teeth it's like fucking britain they they eat their they're young too they're like they'll eat other people's young like it's a weird world the world of fish because there's no there's no love in the fish world you know there's no cuddling like if you see bears playing like there's a video that

i watched the other day of this mama bear and her cubs and the mama bear sitting on literally on the side of a road on a highway she just squats down like this like sitting there and the cubs are sucking on her tummy and you're watching them suck on her nipples like this is there's love in the animal world you know but not in the fish world no that's what mothers do they will feed i, a good mother will feed their baby anywhere. They pull the tit out. It don't matter. They don't give a shit. Because the tit no longer is an object of sexual lust.

It's an object of nurture. Right. What a weird trick that is. It's like the three-card Monty. What are you doing here? It's the fucking guy over at Harlem with the fucking thing playing games. Look, she's just sitting there, and they're just sucking on her nipples, and she's just chilling. But there's something about that, like mammals.

That's one of the reasons why grizzlies are so dangerous to hikers. It's usually not males. It's usually females that, unless you scare a male. Animals in general, right? It's usually the female cat, the female large cats. Yeah, the issue. Like that mountain lion video that we showed the other day where this mountain lion's chasing after this

jogger. It's because it was a female mountain lion and she had cubs. Of course. The same thing with grizzlies. Most of the time when there's a grizzly attack, it's either one or two things. Either you startle the bear and it didn't know you were there and you're too close to the bear and the bear just decides to attack. Or it's a female that has cubs and she just decides you're too fucking close and she attacks and fucks you up that's usually what it is but it's because

they love their babies so much that's what's weird it's weird so much there's a weird connection in animals that just doesn't seem to exist in lizards it doesn't exist in snakes it doesn't exist in fish no they don't give a fuck about their kids yeah they're solitary they just have them and seem to exist in lizards. It doesn't exist in snakes. It doesn't exist in fish. No. They don't give a fuck about their kids. Yeah, they're solitary. They just have them and fucking fend for themselves. They shit them out in the ocean.

Just get out of here. Yeah, you just fucking... Figure it out. Who the fuck knows where they go? And they have a hundred of them because they know only ten of them are going to make it. What about the turtles?

Oh, the worst. The fucking sea turtles when they go to the place and they all come out at the same time. And then the birds come down and snatch them up. Some of them do. They get snatched. It's crazy watching that happen.

Very few make them. Very few. But it's such a sad way that nature played a trick on them to make sure there's not too many turtles. Nature looked at it and went, hmm. You're born with a shell. You got a built-in armor and you live to be like, what, a thousand? Yeah, there's very few of them And nature's like

Rare We gotta make it hard For you to make it Real hard When you're little Everybody wants to fuck you up Sharks fuck them up You know what really

Fucks up turtles Alligators and crocodiles Crocodiles just eat turtles They don't give a shit About your shell They just go It's like a It's like an asshole

With pistachio nuts He's too lazy to crack them open just bites down bro that's the best thing every time I think about a pistachio I think about the naked gun you know seen that scene fucking Leslie Nielsen and the other detective in the car with the red pistachios and they just start building up into the car bro the naked. This is underrated comedies. I grew up with these comedies. The naked guns. Was OJ Simpson in that?

100%. Nordberg. His name was Nordberg. OJ. Back in the day. Man, he got fucking shot. He got injured so much every time. It was a comedic injury.

He would get fucked. He'd put his hands down on the thing. He'd get burned. Would you have dinner? Then he would go that way and get fucking shot would you have dinner with oj simpson why not why not where uh somewhere where no one's gonna take pictures it depends on where there's nordberg yeah who's that he's the man but this is the type of shit i grew up on my grandfather was like fucking fan of this stuff well this is it all came out of Airplane, right? Exactly.

Airplane was the first. Mel Brooks. The first of those silly movies. I tried to get my kids to watch the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup last night. I said, let's just watch the preview. Just watch the, just see what it is. Oh my God, it's impossible. They were like, what the the are you making me watch

yeah they don't like kids don't like but i was just trying to i was just trying to show them i was just going to say listen this is the things that people thought were funny in 1933. like you have to understand this is before world war ii this is a weird weird weird time to be alive how old are you how was the baby they were 12 and 10 oh yeah they were sitting down with them at that time probably well it's a little bit older a little bit older they'll understand no no man my 24 year old was there too and she didn't get it either what the fuck fuck that look at them i mean the marks brothers it's so weird when you watch like what was comedy back then i mean it's kind of it's amusing i guess it's kind of amusing And it's more interesting than anything because I'm watching these guys

and I'm like, if one of these guys got sick, they're basically dead. That's what I was thinking. I know that's a fucked up thing to think of, but that's why. If they break their leg, they're basically dead. If they get some cancer, no one's going to detect it. With the fucking polio. They used to fucking get lots of polio back then right yeah man yeah it's fucked up for real but like when you watch these uh these clips of these these old old

old movies you go wow i just i i just it's not that long ago man it's really not it's not even 100 years ago so you go back 100 years ago people didn't know what the fuck was going on. They had this sort of very rudimentary understanding of like what was interesting or entertaining. And then you see how limited culture was because the kind of jokes that they laughed at, it showed you how suppressed people are and how, you know, people, it was a hard time. No one was fat. That's the other thing. If you see a guy with a belly, it's very rare. Like a regular, a fat guy back then was like a regular guy today. Yeah, they were like shocking.

It was like a circus act. Yeah. Look at his fake mustache. What is that? It's so bad. It's a fake mustache. I never knew it was that bad. Yeah, it looks like it's painted on.

Did he ever have a real mustache? I don't know. That looks so goofy. That looks just like paint that's weird yeah did he sometimes have a regular mustache i i thought i thought he did this the first time i'm like what the fuck is that yeah that is weird you know what this is one of those times where you think it's something something and it's not years later what's that shit like the fuckingela effect. Yeah, Berenstain Bears. Yes, yes, yes. That just happened.

Go to that one. That's paint. It's paint. That's paint. It's Groucho Marx mustachioed paint. Motherfucker. This fucking asshole. I can't believe it.

Look at that. That's so weird. Go to Groucho. That's crazy. Look at that. That's so weird. Go to Groucho. That's crazy. Look at that. That's paint. His lip is painted. Imagine if you're on his show and you're like, hey, Groucho, nice to meet you.

What the fuck, man? That's paint? He looks like some fucking weirdo dude walking around the Bronx that I know. He just fucking paints his mustache on. He's like fucking Hollywood Hogan. Look at his eyebrows, too. His eyebrows are are pretty thin and he painted him thick and fat bra that's weird I've never seen that before I never noticed it that's nwo Hollywood Hogan right there look at that one is that the same thing that one that one up top? It's all painted? Always? It's just like it's so smaller

And fidelity is not good Right So the images were so low quality That you could get away with it back then So he could walk around with paint on his lip So let's see like But I love the vibe of like the Of the poster

Of the art I love the art That shit is amazing But go with Groucho Yeah it's amazing right? Go with Groucho Marx You bet your life. Okay.

That was when he was hosting that game show. So there he has what looks like a real mustache and real. Yeah. So he's older. He gave up on the. They were like, listen, bro. Just fucking grow that shit. Yeah, so that's real.

Cut the bullshit. But look how small it is in comparison. Look how small his eyebrows are. That was as he got older, he gave up. He looks like Dolly. Well, I think cameras got better too. He's like, shit, I got to grow a real mustache. You know what?

That looks like pussy hair. That looks like pussy hair. Straight up what that looks like. Soft pussy hair. That's ridiculous. He probably went through a bunch of different versions of the fake mustache. Let's see what that one is yeah that looks fake as fuck That looks like a glued a mustache on his lip because look his lip goes down the mustache goes up

What is that? What's that gap? Yeah? That's not weird. That's a fake mustache. I had to do a scene once in a show where they gave me a fake mustache It feels so weird. It's like because it stiffens your upper lip Doesn't move right like you don't feel like you're talking good Yeah, look at those old ones that's what he really looked like with that. Oh that guy. That's probably why see he could slip around So if he got rid of the eyebrows and got rid of the fake mustache that dude could go anywhere Yeah, it looks he had lots of looks it's a handsome fellow. But look at that. That's gross.

He's Turkish there. That's so weird. It's almost like, how did, go to the one in the middle where it's really ridiculous. At the up top? Yeah. Look at that one. That's crazy. Look how fake that looks.

That's so stupid. I can't believe I didn't know that until this moment. Did you ever try and show your kids Mr. Bean? Oh, no, I didn't. Oh Until this moment Did you ever try And show your kids Mr. Bean Oh no I didn't Oh my fucking lord I never got into that I used to crack up At Mr. Bean bro How high were you though

I wasn't high This was when I was a kid I must have been Already high You know I was fucked up Cause Mr. Bean Used to make me fucking cry

You know what used to make me Laugh that should never Make anybody laugh Is Ernest Like Ernest goes to school Ernest goes to jail. Ernest goes to summer camp. I was talking about that with someone the other day, Ernest. I feel like Ernest started out doing commercials.

I feel like that was like a character, like the fucking Verizon guy or something like that. Doesn't that happen after? I think he started. After you've done a couple of bullshit movies or something? I don't know. But maybe I think he started. After you've done a couple of bullshit movies or something? I don't know. But maybe I'm doing the Bernstein Bears thing. Isn't Ernest the first Larry the Cable dude? No.

Like that type of vibe? No, no, no, no, no. But he was like a character where it was like continuous Ernest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that. But Larry the Cable guy is like a legit comic. What was the commercial It says

First commercial Featuring the character Advertised in appearance By the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders At Beach Bend Park An amusement park In Bowling Green, Kentucky

Uh huh Larry the Cable Guy Is like Is a real comic Yeah yeah Well his name's Dan Whitney This is his real name And there's a

But he does He goes as Dan Whitney and does- No. So he's fucking Larry the- He does only Larry the Cable Guy now. But he started out as Dan Whitney. There's some video of him doing Dan Whitney in his old 1980s comedy where he had the pants that go up real high.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Cavaricci's and shit. He was a good comic. Like a decent comic as a regular comic. But then he found his niche. What really took him over the top? Larry the Cable Guy. This is what it was.

He started out a guy who would be a regular on a radio show. So he would do this character on a radio show, Larry the Cable Guy, but he's a funny writer. Larry's a really good writer, or Dan's a really good writer. So Dan wrote these bits for this character and when I'm taking off then he started doing stand-up with it I met Dan way back in the day like 1990 fucking two or some shit in Montreal we were at the comedy festival at the same time together and Dan was like he was just a normal dude who did this Larry the Cable Guy character and this but this

it was funny man he's a good writer he's a really funny right like he wrote for this character and it was some funny shit and then he's like why am i being dan whitney i'm just hang out and be this guy and then fucking he was right on he was spot on with it yeah and he just became that dude he was right for the time in this country. Well, you know Dice Clay. Yeah. Dice Clay used to be Andrew Silverstein. He chucked that.

This is what happened. He was like, fuck this. Dice had a bunch of different characters. He's Jewish? He's Jewish. And Dice had a bunch of different characters that he used to do on stage. He does phenomenal impressions. Like, off the charts, John Travolvolta Robert De Niro Tony Danza

he did all these impressions and at the end he would do this this act he had his act and then at the end of his act he would do the dice man he would do this character and he would sing these he would do these nursery rhymes and the character just fucking exploded it's like he was funny and then all of a sudden boom he went nuclear at the end. And then he decided, why don't I just stick with this one fucking character and do my whole act like that? And then he became the Dice Man. And he was legitimately the first comedian that sold out arenas, like football arenas. Like the Garden?

Yeah, like the fucking Nassau Coliseum. Oh, wow. Like enormous places. And he sold out hundreds of wow. Like enormous places. And he sold out hundreds of them. Like Dice never has to work again for the rest of his life. And now he just goes to the gym and makes silly videos. Is he jacked?

He's pretty big. He works out a lot. He stays fit. Is he on GH? I don't know what he's on. Why don't you ask him? I don't know him. I don't fucking know him. I'm just curious.

You trying to talk about Camille Nanjiani? Yeah, I actually was, bro. That was fucking unbelievable. He looks good, man. He looks like Wolverine. He does, he does, he does. He looks like Hugh Jackman in his prime. See, we were talking about his legs, though.

We have to do something about his legs. Camille, talk to me. We got to get you on some squats. Bruh. That's not good. The calves is ridiculous. Bruh But his arms are fucking redonkulous

Yeah There's a picture of him A more recent one No mask Of him walking Out of somewhere And he has a tank top on And you're like

Well who is this guy again? Holy shit He's a comic And an actor And he used to be Oh that I've fucking seen him before That was

Now that's it Full transformation Full transformation And people are mad at him My mind is blown now They're mad at him It all just clicked right now I'm sorry

They're mad at him That he looks sexy Sorry Sorry everybody I'm like he took steroids I don't like it Well if you took steroids And did what he did

No I think I think he took steroids I'm gonna be honest with you He's in his 40s. Will he say he did? Because a real motherfucker will say they did. Like, yeah, I'm on some shit. Yeah.

I don't understand people that don't say they're on some shit. I always tell people I do some shit. I've always done some shit. I've been doing some shit since I was in my 30s. As soon as my hormones started to drop, I was like, there he is. That's the picture. Like, get the fuck out of here. He's fucking jacked up. Since I was in my 30s As soon as my hormones Started to drop I was like there he is That's the picture Like get The fuck

Out of here He's fucking jacked up Look at those shoulders bro He's jack Jackmified And I think he's probably Coming straight from the gym So he's got a nice pump

But come on son How old is he 40? He's in his 40s Oh yeah he got his man strength Listen That's man muscle now That's like mature muscle That builds

That's trend He's getting that shit From a needle There's not Bro That's 100% now That's like mature muscle That builds That's Tren He's getting that shit From a needle There's not Bro That's 100% And I don't hate it Talk about fucking Tren

When I was like 23 My boy made Tren He was We lived like He lives in the project He made it? Yo In the projects

In the projects And we shot it And it was crazy What is he A chemist? No he's a fucking He's a truck driver they always talk about truck driver meth he's got truck driver trend

i remember the bottle it had a fucking juiced up fucking uh like a horse no no no it had spongebob juiced up on it no No. It was like so yellow. It was crazy. I don't even know what it was, but we shot a bunch of shit. Who the hell knows? Oh, my God. That's hilarious. I remember shooting juice in the street.

Really? In the street? Bro, we would go to this place called Platinum Gym, 24 hours on Queens Boulevard. We would come out of the gym. I'd have the fucking needle loaded up in the car. We would just go around back. Yeah, we'd fucking have the music on like Mobb Deep would be playing. Fucking shoot me in the ass.

I'd shoot him in the fucking ass. That's it. Mobb Deep's on and shit. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, man. Good old days. Yeah. It's a touchy subject with some folks.

They don't think you should ever do it. They don't think you should ever do anything. And even testosterone replacement. They're like, I get my testosterone from my balls, bro. Yeah, right. I get it from my balls, bro. Yeah, well, okay. When you get into your 50s and 60s and then your 70s, your balls are not going to work so good. And you can make a choice.

50s and 60s and then your 70s, your balls are not going to work so good and you can make a choice. You can either go with science and get it replaced and you feel way better and you're way stronger and your immune system's better and your brain works better and you feel happier or not. It's up to you. Do you, boo. You do you. You do you.

They do them. Yeah, just you do you. Don't worry about it. But the thing about Camille is he used to be, you know, one of those alt guys. He was like a slim, you know, regular guy that didn't look like he really worked out or lifted weights. And then he became this guy who looks like a superhero. But he's playing a superhero in a movie. That's what he's doing.

But he fucking unlocked his genetics. Kinda? No? Go to the before pic. I'm looking for... There's an article that says, no, you don't have to do steroids to look like this. Listen to me.

Yes, you do. Fucking out of their minds. Whoever wrote that article is a fan of his or one of them alt kids that doesn't want to believe in Santa Claus. I grew up reading Muscular Development. Listen, it's in his 40s. They told it to you straight.

Greg Valentino told it to you straight. Remember that dude with the hugest arms? Well, he had the inject synthol in his arms, make them like balloons. Fucked up, but he would tell you the real. Well, most of those guys now admit it. And most of them would tell you the real shit. I had Ronnie Coleman on. I love Ronnie.

One of the all-time greats. I made him a steak. Did you really? Yeah. Where? At Coleman on. I love Ronnie. One of the all-time greats. I made him a steak. Did you really? Yeah. Where? At my show. Wow. On the Untitled show.

I had him on. I fucking walked him out. I put him in the chair, and I made him a steak from Peter Luger's that they gave me. I made it for him, and he ate two of them. It was an honor. I love Ronnie. It was an honor. It's okay.

Now, that picture on the right is also what he used to look like. He's ripped. He's even better looking than that now. He looks better than that now. He's sick. He's fucking ripped. I love it. Shredded.

For me, that's my look. You need hair on you and shit like that and fucking ripped underneath like a Russian wrestler. What people are sad about is the look of his face. Like Zangief. His face has changed. If you look at that picture. His face has changed. There you see what his face looks like now.

He's got muscles in his face. And then you go to that one. That's called, you know what that's called. Yeah, that one right there. Go to that. No, the one above it, Jamie. That's called growth face. Yeah, it's also you work your muscles.

Yeah, there's muscles in your face. In your jaw. Especially when you're clamping down and lifting weights. Of course. You develop. I actually work my jaw out. I have this jaw. Of course.

I forget what the thing is called. Is it like a mouthpiece? No, it looks like a ball that's been cut in half, and I put it in my teeth like this, and I go like this. You just chew on it. I do reps. I do reps with my jaw. That's crazy.

Yeah, it's really good for you. Of course. It's all, I mean, part of me is like, you really should have a strong jaw in case somebody punches you. Not that anybody's gonna punch you. No, but I'm saying. But it's the thing. Of course, that's the knockout mechanism right there is where you get touched.

There's something about jaw strength that correlates to total body strength. I don't understand it totally but i read this thing about it i was like well what is the what are the benefits of like working out with your jaw if you can't find what the thing is i can find it on my uh amazon the guy who sells it on tiktok they're like they put filters on his face oh he was in that fucking movie i just seen man despite oh you seen him before when he was skinny yeah and that's what's fucking blowing my mind because i wouldn't have recognized him now his face changed yeah it changed that's a lot of test and probably some other shit too um you're talking about the guy who only works out his jaw and he's got these preposterous muscles this is what you're talking about right yes it's exactly

what i have what is it called jaw jaws are sized that's what it's called what I have. What is it called? Jawsercise. Jawsercise. That's what it's called. So I have one of those and I do reps. I mean, that's also for like anti-aging, I would imagine, to try and keep your skin tight. It's just really good for your face muscles too. But it's just- But you see a lot of motherfuckers with droopy faces. Yes. You don't want no fucking droopy face. That's what I'm saying.

I don't want a droopy face. Nah, fuck it. But I think there's also some health benefits of having a strong jaw what it seems like you can find out what are the health benefits of jaws or size i know i read something about it that that i think i was high when i ordered it though i'm gonna be honest with you you order shit on like ever off instagram when you're stoned sometimes i just ordered some pulley i see a workout pulley come on i've just seen it on instagram i was like let's get this. Yeah.

How is it? Isn't it good? I haven't even used it yet. I used it at the gym, and it's pretty fucking sick, actually, because it gives you that dead weight. Mm-hmm. It's only one pulley pulling the weight, so it's just one thing. I've ordered some good shit off of Instagram.

Pretty good. I can't remember any of it, though. But I remember getting some of the things. I'm like, I'm happy with this purchase. I used to order a lot of shit All fucking like We got the super slicer You remember the super slicer

Back in the day Yeah It was like a mandolin Now you could make fries You could cut the onion You could do So much But the fucking

The foreman grill Was like the best invention That shit's better than the iPhone I think Foreman grill is a jamming grill Come on It's legit It's the best fucking thing in the world. The thing is...

It was the best thing. It's very legit. It was so good. Yeah. It was so... Especially if you let it heat up. Oh. You crank it up.

You get that good sear. Yes, you get that good sear. You can make a nice meal with Foreman Grill. You really can. Like, if you live in a small apartment... You preach it to the choir. I love that shit. I've been talking about the Foreman Grill.

Everyone thinks I'm joking. No. I love that shit. I've been talking about the Foreman Grill. Everyone thinks I'm joking. No. I love that fucking thing. Yeah. You don't need expensive stuff to cook great food. You really don't. Mm-mm.

Like, look at that little grill, that little Weber grill. I have one of those little ones. It's like, if you have two steaks, that's all you need. That's right. This little 12-inch Weber grill.

Man, I'm just trying to be... That thing's like 30 bucks. I'm just trying to do wilderness cooking. Mm. I'm literally just trying to cook in the wilderness. You know what I love about that Weber, too? It doesn't weigh anything.

That weighs nothing. Weighs nothing. Put it right in the car. You can throw it. It weighs nothing. You put it right in the car. It cools down in less than five minutes. You're good to go.

Yeah. Just dump the coals out. Yes. And it's just so portable. It's like, if you think about portable grills, what's more portable than that little 12-inch Weber? It's fucking perfect. And even you could get crazy with the 18. Yeah.

Even that's not unrealistic in the Cherokee. No. No. It's easy. And then the other thing is like, realistically, when you're cooking with fire and wood, if you got lump charcoal, that's wood, right? That's wood. That's just wood.

That's wood. It's wood that's turned into charcoal. It's already prepped for you. So it's just fire and wood, so you got lump charcoal, that's wood, right? That's wood. That's just wood. That's wood. It's wood that's turned into charcoal. It's already prepped for you. So it's just fire and wood, so you get that nice smoky feeling. It's beautiful. It's beautiful to cook barbarically. Yes. I love primal cooking.

I love fire. I love that shit. It's healthier for you, too. It feels good. It does feel good. Cooking over fire feels good. Vegetables over fire taste better. It tastes like, it's wholesome.

It tastes fucking good. But that's why I love pellet grills too. Because even though it's complicated and it's digital and there's engineering involved. I haven't used this one yet. I haven't used them. I have a Traeger, man. I swear by it. Everyone swears.

I have heard of so much. They're so good. I've had one for years. This is the thing about them. They maintain the perfect temperature. Like, if you're one of those dudes who wants to be there and work it, and you want to make sure that you're stoking the coals. I'm kind of that guy.

There's nothing wrong with that. That's a good thing. I'm kind of that guy. But if you're one of those dudes that wants to do a brisket for eight hours and never sweat it at all, you have a thermometer that goes into the meat, gives you the exact temperature. It shows up on your phone. Your phone's telling you what meant

What temperature your food is and it tells you how much pellet to put in you don't have to have a check The pellets go for days. Are you sure days you could cook for 40 hours? I've literally seen people that don't know how to cook fucking pull off Tremendous looking me. Yes At the end of the day, it's still just fire and wood. That's all it is. It's these pellets or wood. It's just down to a science of the timings.

They make the pellets out of, like, if you were going to make this desk, like this is all solid oak. Somebody had to cut this with a saw. The sawdust, they take that sawdust and compress it. That's it. And it goes through the – it hits the heating element, catches fire. That's how your food cooks. But there's something very satisfying about being there over the coals.

For real. Like having those coals and putting that steak on. Making the fire, yeah. Like stoking it and getting everything. You know what I got recently? I got one of them Argentine grills. Crank, crank, crank, crank, crank. It raises and lowers. You're speaking my language.

I love that fucking thing. Logs and the braceros and you light the logs on fire language I love that fucking thing Logs and the bracero And you light the logs on fire I love that And then the ashes come down You scrape them underneath That's so good It's so much work

But it's so exciting It's so much work But when you It's a ritual Yes It's one of those things It's like you gather your people And you fucking feed them

Yes Off this crazy contraption That someone else Hand built for you Yes You know what I mean Like all the hand built love That goes into things And the passion off this crazy contraption that someone else hand-built for you. You know what I mean? Like all the hand-built love that goes into things and the passion, it really counts for something.

Yeah, and there's something about, I think there's something about cooking over fire that like sparks up your DNA. Like every time I've been camping and we cook, you know, get one of them little grills and put it down over the fire, there's something about cooking over fire that gets those caveman genes fired up, like those old ancient genes. Like, oh, we were successful. We got food. Our family's going to stay alive.

It's like an exciting thing, too, because success in life was not guaranteed back then. So when you cook over fire, I think it sparks something in your brain, particularly for men. Like, women don't seem to get that excited about cooking over a fire. No, they don't give a shit. But men do, right? They do. Why is that?

What is that? It does spark something. And I'll say this. I was never fucking excited about going camping. But once I went there, once I was there, it was like the times of my life. You know, like I had a great time. And you're right. When you spark that stuff and you're like sitting around this fire and things are cooking.

Food feels better. Yeah. It feels better. It feels like you're, you know, the stakes are higher. It's almost like if you didn't have this food, you'd be fucked out here. But because you have that food, you're like, oh, now I'm nourished. I'm nourished. I'm going to stay alive.

And you're smelling that clean air. And you're looking. You hear fucking birds and shit. There's something exciting about it, man. I fucking love birds, bro. I do, too. That was a good bird. I do, too.

I have bird feeders at my house. And I fill those fuckers up all the time. I'm basically like an enabler for all these birds. They don't have to hustle anymore. They just come to my house. We definitely do the same when we leave them out on the deck. I actually have a champion birder in my family. Really?

He's a fucking champion birder up in Maine. What does he do? He's a birder. So he raises them? No, he looks at them, and he diagnoses the species And finds new ones He looks at it like

And he finds them You know birders are the people That push the binocular game That's what I mean It's a big deal There's two types of people That push the binocular game Western hunters

And birders No special ops? No They just adapt to the yeah they have like high-tech optics for sure but they're not wearing binos and like that's not normal you know they're looking through scopes and telescopes and stuff like that and they got range finding scopes and things along those lines but like those birders man they're out there in the forest just looking for the glimmers of a cardinal's feathers. There he is. There he is.

They get so excited. Oh, there he is. I get excited when I walk through the park and I see a new species that I have never seen before. Yeah, man. It makes me excited. Have you been to Costa Rica? No, I need to get down to South America more.

I've only been to Mexico, which is fucking unreal to me. Mexico's badass, too. No, I mean, I've done some ruins there. When I was four hundo, close to four hundo, I climbed Coba. Did you really? Yeah. When I came down, I threw up all over the place. Wow.

Gatorade. Blue Gatorade. All over. But it was fun. I was walking around shirtless. It was amazing. One of the weirdest moments of my life was going to Chichen Itza. Because, first of all, I was high as fuck.

Of course. High as fuck. Edibles. I was taking breath strips. Edible breath strips. Edible breath strips? Yeah. What's that?

They're so unpredictable. Because you get one and it's like 50 milligrams. You get another, it's 150 milligrams. What's that? I've never even because you get one and it's like 50 milligrams. You get another, it's 150 milligrams. What's that? I've never even heard of a breast stripper. Oh, my goodness. California. I just blasted a punch bar.

I don't even know these people, but they make these things. I don't know, dog. Punch bar. They literally just fucking lay you down. They lay you down. They hit you with a fucking big Francis Ngannou fucking punch. That's the hit they hit you down. They hit you with a fucking big Francis Ngannou fucking punch. That's the hit they hit you with. So these breath strips were my favorite because you could take them

and put them in a Listerine breath strip container, and no one knows the difference as long as no one asks you for one. Oh, my breath is kind of funky. Can I get one of those? Like, no. I can't give you this. You can't have this one. You can't handle this.

I gave one to Tommy Segura And we had to fly to Australia And he told me He almost Like literally Almost jumped off the plane Before it started Taking off off the runway

He was thinking He can't do it I can't do it I can't do it I gotta get off this fucking plane But he hung in there And he didn't say shit And he made it all the way

Across the ocean That's fucking I love that But for 15 hours He did that Yes I think he was good That's amateur shit That's fucking amateur love that But for 15 hours He did that Yes I think he was good That's amateur shit

That's fucking amateur shit Let's be fair You gotta fucking Be able to hold your stuff man What's up with that He was fine He was fine after a couple hours You have to be able to time it

You have to time your drugs We timed it poorly I think I think I gave it to him When we were sitting there Waiting to get on the plane That's the problem And then once we got on the runway

It just Probably Yeah And then the world starts You have to get on the plane. That's the problem. And then once we got on the runway, it's just. Probably, yeah. And then the world starts. You have to be in the air already once you fucking demolish. That's right. Exactly. Then you'll be fine. But that was not the case.

So anyway, I had a breast strip or two. I don't remember. But I remember being well connected to Mother Nature. And then I was walking around Chichen Itza just thinking that these people lived here and these people built this and there's um there's a book that someone recommended jamie and i want to think they recommended it on the podcast but it might be wrong but i'm reading it right i shouldn't say i'm reading i'm lying i'm listening to it this is my uh my sauna reading. I listened to this thing in the sauna. Now, it is called A Land So Strange. And it's about Cortez and about all these explorers that came over to America.

And their accounts of coming over to America and to Mexico, you know, fucking hundreds and hundreds of years ago. And they talk about the people that originally visited the Maya when the Maya was around. And it made me realize these fucking people brought disease to these people. And that's probably what was the end of the Mayans. 100%. Mayans. Because we know for a fact that European diseases, when they came to North America, wiped out the Native American population. People talk about Native American genocide. It is absolutely true that genocide was committed on Native Americans. That's 100% true. But what's also true is that 90% of them were wiped out by disease. And it wasn't like, people have this idea that it was like smallpox in blankets. That's not what killed them what killed them was just they had no immunity to

all the diseases the europeans came over here with and it killed 90 of the indians that lived here my god so you got to imagine the people that lived in mexico the mayans had probably the same immune system the same type of vulnerability, and it probably killed all those people. Yeah, you hear that in a lot of the tribes, like Papua New Guinea and a lot of these different tribes that die off because the Westerners, the Americans, they're coming in and fucking bringing the plague,

bringing the fucking plaga. Yep, exactly. Straight up, killing them just off of being around them. Yeah, 100%. That was the first time. They've lived amongst themselves forever, right? Yes. Away from everybody else, and they were fine.

And there's always been this wonder. It's always been a puzzle and a mystery. What killed off the Mayas? Because they're not there anymore. They disappeared. And if you go down to Mexico, if you go to Chichen Itza, you will see some people that are descendants of the Mayans. And you could tell they're small people and they

look like when the images and the hieroglyphs of the Mayans drew of them, they look very similar to them. But there's something that happened and they don't know what it is. There's a lot of speculation, but I am willing to gamble that it was probably disease brought in by the Europeans. When I was listening to this book and they were talking about these, they were there. These Europeans gave this description, these people with golden headdresses, and they were adorned with gold, and they had these incredible structures made out of stone. So clearly, they saw these people when they were there in their prime. And I guarantee you these motherfuckers brought the diseases. Haters.

Fucking haters. That's what it comes down to, those cocksucker motherfuckers, man. Well, they probably didn't even know what diseases were. They didn't know they were carrying diseases. You got water? They didn't know. Yeah, that's all water, brother. Here, take some.

Yeah. I'm good. You sure? Mm-hmm. I always like to pour first for you. All right. All right. I'm good, though sure? Mm-hmm. I always like to pour first for you. All right. All right. I'm good, though.

Thank you, though. I appreciate that. Of course. Hospitality. That's the chef in you. Come on, man. Right? I'll never let you pour your own drink.

Have you ever thought about opening a restaurant? Yeah. But it would be... I don't want to fucking do some corny-ass shit. I want to do something that's like... I don't know. I can't really explain how I feel inside. It has to be artistic. Yes. yes yeah it has to be different it has to be probably just me cooking there whenever i

want there's no menu it's just what i give you yeah there's no set anything right you might fucking who knows right you might see fucking reggie miller in there You know what I mean You never know There's something about that right About a chef just cooking you whatever they want to It's exciting Yeah I love when that happens to me That's like

That's like That's like It's a blessing Yes It's like you're getting this Rare pair of sneakers Or this rare fucking thing You know what I mean?

Like this object, this rare sculpture. Well, there's a real connection, right? There's like a real connection between you and the chef when that happens. We ate at Red Ash recently. This is a great Italian place that's in town. We got all the comics together. Like Tim Dillon was there and Fahim Anwar and Tony Hinchcliffe. All these guys got together.

Lex Friedman. And we all sat down at this big table and the waiter came over and we're talking about ordering. And then the waiter said, do you want me to just like have the chef just start bringing shit out? I go, fuck yeah. Just whatever, man. We'll just step back. Just tell him. Just make us some delicious food they brought out all these steaks and these pasta dishes and squid ink pasta with

scallops and clams and mussels and shrimp like yes like motherfuckers were ready for that right keep it coming keep it coming some delicious ravioli that's why i can't ever go full carnivore i always cheat i love a fucking ravioli i love it i love stuffed pasta i love pasta period it's so that's been one of the hardest things to not eat every single day of my life you know but if you could just limit it to occasionally no i do okay i have and that's what's helped me yeah a lot yes and that's the key also try you know to fuck myself with different sober noodles and shit like that Different healthy versions of that Or healthy

Healthy or Yo what is even It's not even healthy That pasta's fucking good for you Fuck that Well it's good for your soul There's something about a delicious meal like that And there's something to say for that

Yeah Glass of wine Delicious pasta meal Makes you feel better about yourself But then like an hour later I'm always always like, oh, God, this brick in my stomach, this glue, this paste that's working its way through my intestines. You just got to fucking hit the tread. You just got to hit the treadmill for a little bit and just walk it off.

But my body's like, hey, fuck face. That's not real food. Like, what you eating? What you eating? Because when I eat- You can't just have pasta as a meal. You have to have meat. You should.

Yeah. But when I eat healthy, if I eat like just either fish or steak or wild game and vegetables, I just feel way better. I just feel way better. Whenever I eat like that, if I eat like a nice salad, some fresh vegetables and a thick steak, a nice piece of elk with some elk with maybe some asparagus or something. I don't feel like I did anything wrong. Nothing feels off.

I've been trying to dial it in with the food. And for me, I've been doing all kinds of different shit. You know, where I was just doing vegetarian, just drinking juices for a little bit. That's how this happened I took all this shit off by fucking with myself I was a science experiment with food with myself you married day one yeah what was day one day one was looking at that fucking that scale and seeing it and right then I had a green juice celery kale apple lemon ginger and that was the that was the fuck that was my dinner and then

you said okay and then the next day i walked i walked around the track like twice and my fucking lower back was hurting me like a fat piece of garbage straight up my hips were hurting me i couldn't i took the dog for a walk i was fucking like like, yo, I can't do two laps. I'm like, that's enough for today. But that was the start. What if I put 180 pounds on my back? Oh, gosh. Look at if I put Jamie. If I put Jamie in a fireman's carry and walked around a track,

that is literally what you were doing. Yeah, man. I've tried to lift. Every time I do certain movements, I put 130 130 on my 135 on my back and just walk with it. Imagine. I walk over the fucking bridge with the 100-pound medicine ball, Williamsburg Bridge, just to make sure that's what I was fucking carrying around. See how hard this is?

It's ridiculous. Dude, I have a weight vest that I put on. It's only like 25 pounds, and I do exercise with I have another One that's 40, but even just the 25 pound believable when I do push-ups. It's really hard It is chin-ups are really fucking hard like wow imagine This is only 25 pounds like if someone says I'm 25 pounds overweight you're like yeah, you could lose that no big deal It's just great. I love it. I love when people lose weight, man. I love when people get healthy.

My fucking mind is actually fucked. I can't even believe that I had that much to fucking lose. It's not even real, to be honest with you. It's crazy. It's amazing. It kind of feels weird. Well, we're going to talk a year from now when you look like Camille Nanjiani. I'm going to be fucking etched.

Bro, he inspired me. I got to have a call with him. He looks good. I got to talk to his chemist. He's not going to be honest with you. Bro, he inspired me. I got to have a call with him. He looks good. I got to talk to his chemist. He's not going to be honest with you. No, he won't be right, right? I don't think so. I mean, I don't think he's being honest.

Well, I wouldn't say honest. I just don't think he's being public with it. I bet people who know him know he's a good guy. He's not a bad person. He's just a guy that became. But that's shocking. I fuck with that. I like it.

He became something That he didn't used to be before And apparently He gets hated on a lot Because of it For no reason It's not necessary It's because he looks hot

Yes he does look hot I think he needs to work On those legs though Legs is a problem Yeah I don't understand Like how much time Are you missing But have you

I mean Listen I've seen like I don't know where he's from But I've seen that dude Jinder Mahal From fucking WWE I don't know where he's from, but I've seen that dude Jinder Mahal from fucking WWE. I don't know who that is. He's a fucking, I think he's from Bombay.

Yeah. And he has very small legs also. I don't know if it's a thing. Well, look at Jon Jones, one of the greatest fighters of all time. He's got calves that look like my forearms. But you see his brothers? Oh my God, super athletes. But I've never seen their calves.

I think he's the only one with those calves. And he's... Those calves are getting bigger though. He's up to 250 now. I fucking see pictures of him yanking that fucking weight around. He looks a fucking animal. He's dedicated. You know, John is not to be fucked with.

And John's going to move up to that heavyweight division and he's going to be prepared. He's going to be a real heavyweight. Are they going to give him someone first or is he going to get the title shot right away? It 100% depends. Is it going to be a buildup? It has to be a buildup, right? No?

It 100% depends. No, it doesn't have to be a buildup. The move is- Super fight right now. Right now. That's the move. That's the big money move. Because first of all, Francis Ngannou is poised to be the biggest thing in sports.

Not just in MMA, in all of sports. Because he's a real-life superhero story. That guy was working in a sand mine, a sand mine in Cameroon when he was 11 years old. He was a little kid, and he was digging sand out. Do you know what kind of muscles you develop doing that? Plus, he's a genetic specimen, a hyper-elite genetic specimen. Highly intellectual. Then the guys. Highly intellectual.

And the hardship he went through. You know, the guy speaks three languages. It's unreal. And the hardship he went through describing, on my podcast, I don't know if you heard it. I did. When he was talking about the harrowing journey of getting out of Africa and getting into Europe, took 14 months. And then multiple times, more than seven times,

they arrested him and sent him back to the fucking desert. So he's in the middle of the fucking Sahara Desert where you could easily die. And he managed to get back again to Morocco and try it again. And they sent him back again. They sent him back seven times. Dude, he's something special. And then you have the fact that he had one fight with Stipe,

and it didn't work out well. He gassed out. He thought he was just going to blow him out of the water, but Stipe had a great game plan, figured him out. Stipe's chin was unbelievable. Amazing. A bunch of those shots would have dropped any other man. Most men.

Like Francis hit him with some shit. Some big shit. Yeah, hit him with some shit. And, you know know and then but he was really young in the game Francis was very very green he'd only been doing MMA training for like six years yeah he was just trying to fucking pounce him yeah he just was trying to throw haymakers but then he got to where he is now where he's like he's calm and technical And precise And he

That team that he's got now That team at Extreme Couture Kamaru also in the corner right Yes That was huge Tell him to calm down Stay calm Stay calm

Stay calm I love Usman I love Usman too I think he's a fucking great fighter man That fight this weekend A lot of people hate on him Yeah I love Masvidal also

But yeah they hate on him Because he's great Yeah that's why they hate on him They hate on him Because he's special I love a lot of fighters hate on him, yeah. I love Masvidal also. But yeah, they hate on him because he's great. Yeah, that's why they hate on him. They hate on him because he's special. I love a lot of fighters, man. I love it all. I love it all too. I really, I'm just a genuine fan.

That is the main sport that I follow at this point in my life. For the past five years, I'd say. You coming to Florida this weekend or what? I'm going to fucking try my hardest, man. I'm going to try my hardest. Calm down. I have to talk to my boss. Oh, man. I'm going to try my hardest. Calm down. I have to talk to one, I have to talk to my boss.

Oh, yeah, I get it. I get it. Well, if you want to bring her too. Nah, she won't come. No? Nah. It's going to be

a full arena too. I know. That's crazy. They've never done that in a year. They haven't done that since last March. So it's going to be

a year and a month since there's been a full arena. And of course, it's in Florida because Florida is out of fucks. They gave all the fucks away last May.

In Jacksonville. You know, like, honestly, I don't know, man. What the fuck am I going to do there? What are you going to do? You're going to watch the fights. After that, what am I going to do? Just get out of here? Get to the airport.

I have to fly into the arena. Just fucking drop me at the seat. Do you remember that time that dude, that fan man, he had like a parachute and a fan dropped in on Holyfield versus, was it Holyfield-Bowe? Yeah, bro. Was it Riddick-Bowe in Holyfield? I think it was Bowe, right into the fucking ring. That was crazy. That's crazy that it happened, right?

Yeah, it was crazy because it was outdoors. I think they did it outside at Caesars Palace in Vegas. Yes, yes, yes. Remember they used to have a lot of those fights outdoors My favorite Yeah, those were great I love those outdoor fights Those outdoor fights were wild

Because sometimes it was hot as fuck out there too A lot of Julio Cesar Chavez fights out there Yeah, man Do you know Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is fighting Anderson Silva? I saw that Isn't that crazy? I did see that I don't know

I mean, Anderson Silva is definitely good with his hands But his jaw is gone His jaw is gone You tap that shit and he's fucking going down He's the most elite dude But it's done He was Time wins

Exactly In this sport Your jaw doesn't last And once you look old you look old There's no going back Exactly. In this sport, your jaw doesn't last. No. And once you look old, you look old. There's no going back. You can't come back from those knockouts. Just can't.

No, once you start getting cracked. Right? It seems to be. Has there been anybody? No, not really. You know, it happened to Chuck Liddell. He fucking looks bad. Yeah.

And when those guys, when their ability to take a punch goes away, it's not much they can do because the sport kind of requires you to eventually get hit. Like I was watching some Shogun highlight today that they fucking put up, and it was Shogun knocking Liddell out. Mm-hmm. Looked bad after that. Well, he got knocked out by Rampage. Yeah, that was bad too. He got knocked out by Rashad.

Rashad knocked him out with one punch. He got knocked out by a lot of people, and He got knocked out by Rashad. Rashad knocked him out with one punch. He got knocked out by a lot of people. And he got knocked out by Rich Franklin. After a while, man, the body- So a lot of KOs. But in his day, man, Chuck Liddell was the fiercest motherfucker ever. Because he didn't give a shit if you punched him. He literally didn't give a fuck.

He waded through the fire just to get to you. He had such confidence in his chin and his power that he just waded through fire just to get to you he had such confidence in his chin and his power that he just waded through bombs just to get to you and just to touch that chin and boom and once he got guys he'd be like what the fuck he had ultimate confidence in his his ability to destroy people and the way he did it was so ferocious like he made the sport because 100 i'm just gonna say he's like the logo almost he's the logo of the of this when he rose to the top in the early 2000s when he was the fucking ice man that was just when everybody was starting to tune into the sport that was just when forrest griffin and stephen bonner had that crazy i was watching that in the kitchen when I was working in Forest Hills, Queens,

in the fucking kitchen on Spike on a TV this small. Wow. I watched that whole shit. That made the sport. It really did. That fight made the sport, and then Chuck Liddell really made the sport because those guys were good, but with Chuck Liddell, those guys fought a crazy battle, and it was basically a draw.

It was basically a draw. I mean, one guy won it, but let's be honest, it was basically a draw. And they gave contracts to both guys because of that. Yeah, but. But Chuck was murking motherfuckers. Oh, man. Just murking people. And good guys, too.

Guys like Babalu, Tito Ortiz. It didn't matter who the fuck you were. In that era, when Chuck was in his prime, he was just a destroyer but you can't that doesn't last you can only be that guy like anderson was that guy for many years but you can only be that guy for a certain number of years and then the wheels fall off and that's just the sport it's just that's the game they play it's a crazy game and everyone that steps in the fucking into the cage isn't fucking man. They're animals. Or a woman.

A woman. You know what I mean. That woman who's fighting this weekend, Zhang Weili. Bro, I was just going to say it. I love Zhang Weili. That fight with Joanna was unfucked. That's like one of the best. I watched it today.

One of the best fights of all time. Joanna had a football growing out of her forehead. Rahman shit. It was crazier than Hasim Rahman. It was crazier than him. Because it's on a girl. It's crazier to see a little girl like Yoana. And I know, yo, that's nuts. Yeah.

That fight was nuts. It could have gone either way, too. Oh, yeah. It really could have. Yeah, it could have gone either way. I've come to that conclusion. I really like both of them. I watched it again two days ago.

Yeah, it was amazing. Tremendous. Yeah. I watch fights like that in the gym. Just crazy wars. When I'm feeling tired, just watch that show. Like, for cardio, there's nothing better. That and the John Wick scene where he kills everybody in the bathhouse.

You see how fucking John Wick passed me. I don't have, I'm not like a John Wick guy. I gotta see these things. Is it good? Oh, my God. You want to get pumped up? I miss the Bourne Identity shit. Bourne Identity is great.

I miss Wick. Bourne Identity is great. What did I like? John Wick is the next, next level. The John Wick. Blade's great. Yeah, fuck with Blade 1. Blade 1, yeah.

Blade 2 and 3, they get a little sloppy. with Blade 1 Blade 1 Yeah Blade 2 and 3 They get a little sloppy But Blade 1 is the shit Wesley Snipes was awesome Smart guy I don't know why They never brought him back As Blade When Marvel Comics

Are doing all these Different movies Right They're doing Doctor Strange Oh shit They're doing all I put it on Twitter I put it on Twitter

A while back That they need to have Wesley Snipes come back as Blade. I'm like, come on. Let's go. That's like a fucking layup in my opinion. In my opinion, that's a layup. Just give him a chance to get into like, I don't know what kind of shape he's in right

now, but just give him a chance to get jacked again. Come on. Get him on that Kamali Nanjiani shit. We know a guy. Listen. Let's go. You see the coming to America shit? The second one?

I didn't see it. I heard it wasn't as good as the second one? I didn't see it. I heard it wasn't as good as the first one. Wasn't happy. No. I didn't see it. The barbershop scenes were funny. Yeah, well, listen.

Those are always good. Eddie Murphy's still Eddie Murphy. He's tremendous. And Arsenio Hall's still Arsenio Hall. Arsenio killed it. He's a funny guy, man. I love Arsenio. But Blade, they could bring back Blade. They need to bring back Blade.

Just give him another chance folks Come on Hollywood I think it would be a smash Yes In this climate Yeah Bring them to 2021 Like all the movies They literally drop movies in your house

What with somebody else playing No come on Movies get dropped right to the house That would fucking be massive You just fucking buy Blade right there Wait a minute I'll give you a suggestion Other than Wesley Snipes

I think it should be Wesley Snipes That's choice number one Michael Jai White Okay Michael Jai White could pull off Blade He's good at karate right? He's fucking real good Real legit

What is this? I forgot 2019 Mahashira Ali Yeah What does it say? Kevin Fage Is that what you're saying? Real legit. What is this? I forgot. 2019. Mahashira Ali. Yeah. What does it say? Kevin Fage.

Is that what you're saying? Present. Kevin announced that. What does it say? I don't know. It's blocked by an ad thing there. Oh, these motherfuckers. Yeah, he's amazing.

Announced that Blade, who's been asking for the big screen. I'm okay with this. He's amazing, this dude. Would be rebooted. Oh, shit. When is this? He looks like a young Wesley right here. They haven't announced a date for a movie. Can you give me another picture of Kevin?

That looks like a young Nino Brown right there. What was he in? A lot of things. He won an Oscar recently. Oh, I know that dude. He's fucking great. Exactly. I'm fine with that.

If they don't have Wesley now. Oh, fuck yeah He's gonna be Blade? That's gonna be sick Oh okay Alright I'm in Either way

I think you should give Wesley a job Wesley should be in it As the father figure Or something Blade doesn't age Right? Isn't that the whole thing?

Cause he's a day walker He's like part vampire Like other people get old He doesn't get old Isn't that part of the deal Because he's a day walker. He's like part vampire. Like other people get old. He doesn't get old. Isn't that part of the deal? They keep pumping him up with that vampire blood. Bro, I didn't even know it was a Marvel movie. I just knew it was Wesley Snipes and that shit and I had to see it.

I was a fan of the comic book back when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite comic books. I didn't even know. In the comic book, he had knives that were made out of teak. They were made out of wood. He would stab these fucking vampires with wood knives. That fucking movie was great, though, man. That opening scene, that's one of the greatest opening scenes

of any fucking movie ever. When Tracy Lourdes picks up that dorky surfer kid, that dorky California kid, he's like, cool. And she takes him to this fucking vampire bloodbath, and the blood starts spraying out of the scene. He thinks he's at a disco and he's going to get some pussy, right? He's with Tracy Lords. He's like one of the hottest porn stars of all time, right? And so all of a sudden they're at this place and everyone's dancing and shit. People start pushing him around. It's

like, what the fuck? What's going on? And then some blood hits his face. He's like, what is this? And he looks up and the sprinkler system is spraying blood. And then the fangs come out and they're all dancing. You're like, what is this movie? And then they're all freaking out because then Blade shows up. They're like, oh, shit, it's the Daywalker. Bro, that's one of the greatest opening scenes of any movie ever. And Wesley Snipes was perfect in that role.

Perfect. Did you ever see Belly? I did see Belly. That's a good opening scene in Belly 2. That's a good opening scene too. Yeah. It's not fucking with that one though. That's a, the problem is, what's that?

They made Blade after Wesley Snipes tried to get a Black Panther film made in the 90s. Oh. Did not get that. They're talking about recasting that. Like some people say that you should never recast it. And some people say that you should recast it. Like I don't know why they wouldn't recast it. I don't think it's, I don't think you should just let that role die.

Because that movie was a good movie. Like Black Panther was a fun comic book movie. comic book movie and for black people was the first movie where you had a black superstar a black superhero all black cast and in a black universe like literally a whole universe and and I know that Chadwick died and everybody's at an homage to him they don't want out of you know respect to him they don't want it to be recast but I think you wait some time and then you reboot it and you find someone who's going to do it justice. That's what I think.

Yeah. I think it's a great movie man. It's a great premise. It was a fun movie. Of course it was. It was beautiful. They've rebooted Spider-Man like a hundred times. I was going to say I never thought that there should be another Batman than Michael Keaton. And then fucking, here we go, fucking Christian Bale.

I end up liking him a lot. How about the Hulk? How many Hulks have they had? I only thought there was one. I only thought Ferrigno. I only thought Lou was it. I didn't know there was more than one Hulk. Well, they had Edward Norton.

Before that, they had Eric Bana, right? Oh, yeah, that's right. Was he the first one? Was Eric Bana the first one? Nah, I think it was Lou Ferrigno. Oh, yeah, for TV, yeah. Lou Ferrigno was the first one for TV. That's the only one I know.

But when the Hulk went to CGI, the first guy, I think, was Eric. Why didn't they give him the call? Why didn't they give Lou the call? I want to know that. Because Lou was the hulk he was never bruce banner oh he couldn't be the normal guy right he wasn't the normal guy gotcha yeah the normal guy was not jacked you know lou is like imagine lou he's still jacked you just took the green off of him and he was just the normal guy dude i met lou in the early 2000s

he was still ripped of course he's ripped He's a big fella He's ripped forever So that was like When I met him It was almost 20 years ago And he was still jacked What does Lou Ferrigno Look like today?

I bet he's still jacked He probably doesn't have the mass But he's still ripped Probably not close But probably still massive Probably a big fucking guy You're saying massive? Massive, yeah

Well he's always gonna be big He's fucking like 6'5", right? Yeahive, yeah. Well, he's always going to be big. He's fucking like 6'5", right? Yeah, but I think he's still jacked. Yeah, he's definitely stacked up. Yeah. Oh, that's not. Is it show? It's not him today, but this is the most recent photo on Instagram.

That's not now. What year is that? Three hours ago. That's 93. Oh, there he is right there. There's a picture in the middle. Go to that video. He looks like Jeff Garland.

What does it say? He looks like Nick Saban and Jeff Garland mixed. Imagine Lou Ferrigno plays his brother on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Yo, that's incredible. What is he saying here? That's Happy Health Day. World Health Day. What are you doing? You, that's incredible. What is he saying here? That's happy health day. World health day. What are you doing?

You're at the bottom. There. He has some traps. I see the traps. It gives you a happy feeling about yourself and knowing that you're connected with yourself. But if you're thinking about other people's problems, how bad you feel about yourself. But the important thing about being happy, the most important thing is about taking action for yourself. Only you can take action. People can pat you on the back. You can talk all day long, how great you are, how great this negative environment is affecting you.

But the problem is, it's you. Think about your health. We're here for a short time. I mean, money is secondary. Monetary things, thing Everything is secondary But the important thing Is to feel good about yourself Be happy Hey hold on a second How old is he? He looks pretty fucking good Man that just touched me right there

You see I told you that shit It could be anybody at a moment So fucking Lou Ferrigno just touched me I have to look inside myself again How old is he? He's 69 years old Bro 6'5", 3 fifteen from Brooklyn whoo go back to his Instagram again please that's amazing that he's 69 years old he

looks that good can see if you can get a video where it showed his face looks fucking tremendous right I mean that guy is this that guy's 16 years older than me now go down and let's see if there's some video Yeah look at that right there Yeah he's ripped Look at that picture in the right hand corner Still has some jackage Look at that

He got his COVID shot He's jacked Look at him Frig no fit Fucking get on the package Fucking two months He'll be good Oh look he's got a sword

What's that? That's not him What is that? Who the hell is that? That's him Bro that's him Oh shit What movie is that from?

Is that like Conan or something? Was that a Conan movie Where he fought Conan? Or like Piled around with Conan Or something? Doesn't say God I'm trying to remember

I think that's from one of the Conan movies. Imagine you replace Arnold Schwarzenegger's career with Lou Ferrigno. Well, the Lou's- Like everything. The thing about Lou is that he's deaf. So he's got that, you can tell in his speech that he doesn't hear himself. Like he knows how to talk well,

but you can tell there's something missing in the way well just the look he's just so brooklyn right like arnold schwarzenegger from austria yeah arnold swain he has that look he just looks like he's hard european yeah like he's there's no time period he could be from right i can't fucking lutheringo Looks like he's from Brooklyn He does You can't fucking Get away from me He just looks like

An Italian guy The size of him there I'm fucking losing my mind It's still so big Is that a camera trick? Slide It's just the angle Really

Yeah He was a Hercules Yeah but that trick Wouldn't work on me Like if he did that with me It don't Not gonna look that big No he looks

Fucking enormous But Oh that's not real That's not real But Like if he did that with me I'm not gonna look that big No he looks fucking enormous But Oh that's not real That's not real But You know who was the best Conan though It wasn't him

It wasn't Arnold It was Jason Momoa Jason Momoa was the best He was good in it He was the best Conan It was the most realistic to the movie Or to the books The Robert E. Howard books

But The movie was dog shit. Is he Samoan or Maori? I do not know his ancestry. I don't know. I think he, I thought he, he's from New Zealand, right? I think he's Hawaiian. He's Hawaiian.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's Hawaiian. Shit. Yeah, but what is his family ancestry? I wonder. He has an interesting look to him. He's handsome as fuck. He's huge. Gigantic.

Really friendly guy. I met him at a Whole Foods. He's like seven foot, right? His father's Hawaiian. No, I'm not quite that big. His father's German-Irish-Native American. See if you can get Jason Momoa in Conan. The movie sucked, unfortunately, because it started off great and I was all in.

I was like, fuck, yeah, because it was more realistic. Because Conan, the original Conan, as painted by Frank Frazetta and as written by Robert E. Howard, see that on the left-hand side? That was when he was Conan. He was the best Conan ever. The most realistic Conan. Like right there. Take that picture that you got your cursor over.

Look at that. That's Conan, man. That is the fucking Conan of Robert E. Howard, man. It was amazing. But the movie was dog shit. Go to the one with him on the horse. Look at that shit, son. He looks good.

Come on. That's Conan. They need to redo it. They need to have someone write a good script. Get someone good. Come on. That's Conan. They need to redo it. They need to have someone write a good script. Get someone who can really get Quentin Tarantino to write a goddamn Conan movie. I said it. Let's go. Let's go.

Quentin Tarantino, just give him a box of coke. Like a laundry basket. A big box. Just one big box of it. Send it to the house. Just throw it in a box. Open it. Yeah, just open it yeah just open this sniff this fucking vault of coke and just let's go to war give him one of those great adventure dollars yeah and then give him all the robert e howard books and just go please just read this robert

e howard was a super depressed crazy guy who, I think, I believe he lived with his mom and just imagine that he was this warrior. Imagine he was this barbarian just fucking and slaying his way and usurping thrones and taking over and becoming a king and slaying every man in front of him. And he just described this completely unrealistic physical specimen of a man who had no fear and just destroyed wizards and demons and just went to hell and back there are great books man and then the guy killed himself the guy wrote these books and i think he killed himself in his 30s i think he was pretty young when he did himself in i think he just was a like a guy who was a writer who was seeking escape through this fantasy that he had created. This character, Conan the Barbarian, that to this day resonates.

That's what art is. Yeah, man. He died for the art. He lived on. He lived on through those thoughts and those words. He died for the art. He's a true artist. Well, whatever it was that tortured him also inspired him you know

whatever pain that that guy went through that he was experiencing when he wrote those books i was in love with those books when i was a kid because i kind of i i was just real depressed and lost and i didn't have any friends and we moved a lot when i was a kid. And so I was always reading books and comic books. I had to, like, lose myself in fantasy because my reality was not that fun. And I remember those Conan books, man. They just resonated with me, man. They were so good. I read them all, cover to cover, multiple times.

I have them to this day on my shelf on my wall. I look at them, I pick them up every now and then and just go over them. Yeah, I have shit like that too. Those books, man, to me, they meant everything. So when Arnold Schwarzenegger became Conan for the movies, I was like, nah, this ain't really Conan. You weren't feeling it because you had such a fucking close connection to it that that wasn't the guy.

I was happy. That wasn't the guy that they were fucking describing. I was happy that they were doing it. I didn't even like the comic books. The comic books were a little whack too. They were okay. Some people drew them they were doing i didn't even like the comic books the comic books are a little whack too they were okay some people drew them well some people didn't but the books the books have yet to be recreated and i thought they were going to do it with jason momoa when i saw him as conan i was like that's the guy because it's perfect he's he's giant but not he's not a bodybuilder yeah he's a guy who swings a sword and kills people all the time.

And there's just – that movie with Conan was great. I was happy that they were making Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's a – he became a superstar. He's this big, giant guy. I was happy they were making a Conan movie. But it didn't – it wasn't the same as the books. It was more kind of like – I want to say cheesy, but it's kind of cheesy. Like, more like poppy. Yeah.

It wasn't, the books were dark, man. You want it to be raw. The books were, he was splitting people's skull down to their teeth. That's why I like the raw Batmans. Like, when it started getting fucking dark, it started getting really good. Like the Christopher Nolan Batmans. Yeah. Fucking sick movies. Well like the Christopher Nolan Batman. Yeah. Fucking sick movies.

Also, Christian Bale. Yeah, he just kills. He's awesome. He's awesome at everything. That guy, he's one of those dudes. You know, there's a few of those guys out there. Daniel Day. Yep, Daniel Day.

Daniel Day. Right? There's a few of those. Gary, what the fuck's his name? Batman. Not Batman, Dracula. Oldman? Gary Oldman. Yeah, Gary Oldmanman Gary Oldman's another one of those guys

True Romance Oh my god Come on Come on man Fucking crazy People forget about that movie right I love that movie James Gandolfini

Rest in peace Oh my god I think they're redoing the fucking Soprano movie I think it's with his kid With his son right Yeah They're gonna do a backdated when he was young leave. So it's gonna be interesting I watched that I watched the pranzo least two three times a year. How good was like all It's unbelievable when he died he was another one when he died I was like no

No Fucking no, no, no. It's hard to hear this shit, man. But when you hear that he was eating good, you know, he was in Rome eating good, drunk, chilling. Yeah, he was doing a lot of that. But he died so young. I know. He was like 55 or something like that.

Something like that. That guy indulged. But that was like in that character you saw that indulgence right like that was real he really seemed like that guy like he seemed like a murderer who was also a good guy who was like i mean he was the perfect character for this anti-hero mob boss that was the first time there was a television show where the star, the head guy, the guy you loved, was a fucking murderer. Yep.

Who murdered Christopher Moltisanti. He murdered his friend. To talk about Christopher Moltisanti, I met Michael Imperioli, and he came onto my show, and he's not fucking Christopher multi he's not my son he's an actor he's but he's just a fucking gentle beautiful man he brought me a fucking Buddhist Bell he brought me incense that I still

have to this day in my little shrine in my studio oh I fucking loved him it wasn't multi Santi I thought I was meeting Moltisanti. No. Yeah, look at that. Look at these fucking guys. Fucking show. I mean, Paulie is Paulie. Paulie's amazing. He's definitely him. I've heard Tony Sirico a hundred... He was a hundred percent.

He was like fucking real deal. He plays in the E Street Band. How crazy is that? You know, this is fucking next level shit. They just fucking... Next level. This is like... Big pussy.

That's an NFT right there. I'll buy that. Give me that shit. That'll be my first one. Can someone explain NFTs to me? 45 people tried to explain it to me. I said, fucking suck my dick. What do you got here?

I have no idea what any of you are saying. What does it mean? We need to get that Beeple guy on. That dude made $69 million from an NFT. what any of you are saying. What does it mean? We need to get that Beeple guy on. That dude's made $69 million from an NFT. And I'm fucking laughing. I don't understand it. Do you understand it?

I'd rather be simple, to be honest with you. I'd rather be simple. I'm happy being simple. Someone was buying Jamie's tweets. Yeah, I sold a couple tweets. For how much? Excuse me. I don't even see it. It was a meme amount, but both of them for over like five grand.

But then someone took those. I think it was the person who bought them from me to try to create some attention, but it was then, there was a bid on it for a million dollars. Come on. A couple days later. What the fuck is going on? That's what I'm saying. What does that mean?

That doesn't mean anything like that. I fucking lose my mind when I hear this. It's like, what? I have so many things that could be this. What do you want? I think it's more. What do you want from me? Just take it.

What do they want? Bro, I have fucking 75 things that I have right here in the phone. Can you show me what this is? What can I tell? Tell me. I think it's more evidence that the simulation is real. We're in a simulation. It's like...

Why do some people get it and I don't? Why don't I get it? I don't think anybody gets it. I think they fake it. I think it's like quantum physics. You know, like Richard Feynman said, if you think you understand quantum physics, you don't understand quantum physics.

It's fucking ever changing. It changes. It's the weather. You don't know the fucking weather. No. There's no predict. How do they predict the weather when it's- You know what's crazy to me?

They predict. Farmer's almanacs. I love those things, but why? How do those things work? How accurate? The agriculture, this, the rainfall. How accurate is that? They would buy them.

How do they measure that? Farmers would buy those things, and they would adjust their crops based on the farmer's almanac that was predicting the weather for like a year. Me, I know farmers that they do it on the moon. Moon cycling farming. Yeah? It's a new thing jamie how the fuck do they what is the how does the farmer's almanac predict things i don't know

i was just in my head i was trying to get a good question to see if like there was be a story about this like was there ever a an impending storm that never have came never came before that they got right and i was like oh shit and april april 2nd get the get fucking ready i think 1984 i was in hurricane gloria on twa flight 495 coming in from west palm beach to jfk was it shaky i don't remember i was a child but apparently we were in the air for seven hours. Whoa. My grandfather threw my mother out because they got into an argument over bagels. What?

Let's find out how accurate are farmer's almanacs. Typing that in at the beginning. What's that noise? I thought you were pulling up a video. are farmer's almanacs. Sorry, sorry. Typing that in at the beginning. What's that noise? It's vaping. Oh. I thought you were pulling up a video.

That was the wind. I thought it was... Oh my God, it's hilarious. For sure I have a contact high. It should just be vaping. That's so funny. Most scientific analysis of the accuracy You sure have a contact high. Just be vaping. That's so funny. Most scientific analysis of the accuracy of a farmer's almanac forecast has shown 50% accuracy. Oh.

That's not bad. I also see it's been traditionally as high as 80%. Flip the fuck. See, so it all varies. 80%? 80 I could do. 80's amazing. Yeah. It's like a ball player

Couple good years One down Right It all averages out I think that's what it's coming to It's like an average thing But I wonder what it is Let's ask this

How do Farmer's Almanacs predict Mediator blog here There's a claim that they're going to look into in this article. Oh, is this Mediator? Yeah. Okay. The claim is that they're able to make long-range weather predictions regarding regional temperature and precipitation.

Huh. And I guess. But how? How? Why? Explain. Would it be? Who knew?

Actual meteorologists don't agree with the pseudoscience of the almanacs. Is it the umbrellas there with the satellite? You know what I'm talking about, the one that's just floating? The umbrellas? The ones that are floating right there with the weather ball. Oh, well, this wouldn't be that because they were doing this 100 years ago. When it comes to those secret formulas that incorporate solar activity, weather experts will point out there's no scientific backing to those methods.

For those methods, this shouldn't come as a surprise since that line of thinking is more than two centuries old. Two centuries. But the opposite of this is like that curb episode where the weatherman always gets the weather wrong so he can go play golf. And like the you know like the meteorologist is always saying

it's gonna rain it never rains like they're never they're barely 50% right or wrong meteorologists are that bad? in the show they were but like do you want me to tell you

which show? it was an episode of curb oh I'll tell you what works the fucking buoys in the ocean surf line fucking the surf report works.

Somehow they're able to predict whether it's going to be three or four feet, five to six at what time depending on the wind, this, current, and the buoy. So it's tangible. There's things there that measure it. This is bullshit That's bullshit because there's nothing there that's telling you why Where are they putting it? Are they putting it into the fucking air?

And then that's how it's telling you? I don't know what they're doing I have no idea Well that's what I'm saying Based on how much rain they got the year before I mean maybe there's like a cycle. Well, no, rain I understand, but I'm talking about the prediction of when it's going to rain. There's telltale signs, but things happen subtly.

Imagine if you lived 200 years ago and no one knew what was coming. You really didn't know. But you knew because there was fucking telltale signs. My grandfather told me When the tops of the trees Fucking do this It's gonna rain The top

They could tell by the back Of the leaves being Like silver color It was about the rain Like a little dew? No like This is an Ohio thing So I don't know what trees

It was specifically It might be a specific tree But like the leaves They'd start blowing You could see there It'd be like specific tree, but the leaves, they'd start blowing. You could see there would be almost white or silvery on the back. There's something exciting about life before satellites. There was something exciting about it. You really didn't know.

You didn't know what was coming. Bro, I remember when they put one on my block. They put one on my block for the cable. You drove like five blocks, and it was like this caged-in thing. It was a satellite. And we blocks and it was like this caged in thing. It was a satellite. And we always thought it was like a ride. Like, yo, let's go ride that thing. And then later on it ended up being like this fucking cable thing that they put in for the neighborhood.

Yeah, one of those giant satellite dishes. There was a dude that I knew that had one in his yard. And I, oh God, where was this guy? This is such a blurry memory. It might be be bullshit i'm pretty sure it's real though i'm pretty sure i knew a guy who had i think i was in high school no it was after high school anyway this guy had a fucking satellite dish in his yard and he would have to turn it would have to adjust it to try to hit a certain place in order to get a signal. But he can get television shows and weird things.

This was like the early days. No, that's real. It was huge. I mean, the thing was almost as big as this room. They had it in Brooklyn. It was this enormous dish. They had it at my cousin's house in Brooklyn, and they would get all kinds of foreign fucking news.

Yeah, weird shit. They would get the news from back would get all kinds of foreign fucking news. Yeah, weird shit. They would get the news from back home in Yugoslavia. Whoa. Yeah, exactly. It was some crazy shit. I remember that. They were big-ass satellites. You had to have a backyard because you had to fucking have some big-ass...

You can't put it on the side of any house. No, no, no. I remember back when DirecTV tv came along you could get a chip and the chip would give you all the pay-per-view on direct tv all the time we had that shit back in the day it was the black box yeah my man's father worked for pepsi i don't know how he got the black box but he had the connection to the cable company $50 they hook it up you get all the porno you get all the pay-per-views so we were watching UFC back in the day we were watching all

the WWF pay-per-views yeah we were watching I wasn't we weren't we weren't I was watching mad porno shit you know like you used to have to go back and forth through the channels and find a tit, you know, find them pumping a little bit and you'd get hard. You'd have to go, it was crazy. And then one day you just fucking, you could press it and order it and I ordered the fucking porno at the house and they found out and I was like, it was a big deal. Because they didn't understand. They were like, what the fuck is going on? Because they didn't understand What the fuck is going on It used to be back in the day

That the biggest producers The biggest distributors of porn Was hotels That like Marriott And those kind of hotels The Hilton But they were the biggest distributors Yeah

Because like if you're a guy And you're on a business trip And no one's around You're like finally Yeah there's two things That you know bro There's two fucking things You know when you're a guy And you're on a business trip And no one's around You're like finally Yeah there's two things that you know bro There's two fucking things you know When you're in a hotel Mario fucking Lopez

When he comes on the TV You turn the fucking TV on It's Mario Lopez And porno the adult zone And like Wolverine Yeah That's it Yeah

ESPN maybe I think that for a while I don't know if that's true now and like Wolverine. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. ESPN maybe. I think that for a while, I don't know if that's true now because now I think the internet is the biggest distributor of porn, but I think for the longest time it was hotels. I think it was like the Marriott.

But there was something about buying it on a bigger screen. Yeah. Just sitting there watching the whole thing. Yeah, but you couldn't pause or rewind it. Exactly. Well, you'd have to sit through it. Just deal with it.

You have to find the right spots to jerk off. Exactly. Old school. Old school shit. Yeah. Couldn't just pause. No, you have to go back to your roots sometimes. On your knees, in the bathroom with a Hustler magazine.

Now these kids, they don't know. These fucking kids are jerking off to their phones That's fucking weird Ridiculous It's weird Then they're touching the phone Making the call Fucking having pizza

With the fucking phone Animals That's animalistic That's fucking That's the virus That's what that shit is Right there That's where it came from

Everyone's Honestly I've touched so many hands Right I don't know It's like How many dudes Sperm do you think

You had on your hands I just fucking A lot Sperm Who knows if someone Fucking wiped their ass And then handed me their hand 100%

Woman might have Fucking went in there And fucking did that thing You know Yeah Who knows what motherfuckers do And that's disgusting And that's disgusting

Then I saw someone Started wearing the Mizuno glove The baseball glove So when you give just someone Started wearing the Mizuno glove The baseball glove So when you give just a pound With the Mizuno on It protects you That was Dice Clay's move Dice Clay used to wear

Weightlifting gloves He used to wear the glove bro That was his thing I'm just He wore the weightlifting gloves Back in the day I fuck with just the dap Unless it's love

You hug and You don't need to tell You just dap Yeah I understand what you're saying. Yeah, you got to be careful. Can't be too careful. I'm not too much. Definitely not too careful.

I get caught out there. Well, one of the things that Fauci said when this whole thing was going on was that we're never going to shake hands again. I was like, bitch, what are you talking about? It's ridiculous. I'm going to shake hands. It's bizarre like, bitch, what are you talking about? It's ridiculous. I'm going to shake hands. It's bizarre. Is there a vaccine coming?

Yeah, okay. Well, if everybody gets vaccinated and it works, you tell me no more shaking hands? Like, just say that. I don't even. No more shaking hands? What about hugging? Can we hug?

No more hugging? What do you want to turn us into? Animals? I think most people aren't even tuned into him like there's only a certain generation even know who that fool is straight up our kids don't know who that is kids don't know who that is i think a lot of people know who he is they do but kids don't even fucking they don't doesn't correlate yeah there's no such thing as not touching hands well it's just it's not gonna work people are. People are still fucking. They're going to fuck.

They were telling people to fuck with masks on. You have to fuck. It's bizarre. Do people wear masks when you fuck? Bro, I can't fucking, I can't even go to the store with the mask and breathe. You're going to tell me I'm going to fucking breathe hard and have to wear the mask? Right. That's, you might as well put the belt on me also and fucking strap me up while I'm fucking.

We have a, do we have it in the other room? The headgear? The the the helmet yeah reggie watts is apparently gonna wear that shit on the plane unless he's been vaccinated what is it it's like a spaceship thing you turn on as a fan and a hepa filter it's like oh no my god and it keeps the fan keeps it from fogging up in there. And you wear it and nothing gets in. Nothing. Bro. Everything gets filtered.

What the fuck is going on in this life? I think it's going to make us very, very appreciative when this is all over. I'm appreciative right now. Yeah, me too. I was appreciative before, but not not as i'm more as now yeah no me too more of for sure more definitely yeah in every way it's almost like i found fucking him or her you know like i found them like i've been taken by something yeah like some spirit has entered me I feel regenerated and renewed renewed you know well you are renewed when you think about what you've done to your body you have a new lease

on life you're a different human what do you mean a hundred percent you've had I'm taking those steps listen man we worked out hard today you kept up every step of the way of course we made a real workout today that was real legit and you're you have a new lease on life you have a a very fucking vigorous body now like it's different you're a different person i'm a weapon you're a fucking weapon yeah we threw some kicks today oh yeah that's right i forgot about that you are a weapon that was all right honestly working on the left it was comical because it was so bad, but then when I went back to the right, it felt really strong.

You were right about that. But I have to work on that because I can't be comically on the left. Yeah, well, you could do it. You just need a coach. They'll show you how to do it. You're a quick study. It's just there's a thing that I read about this, and it seems to apply to reality, that when you have a strong side, like if you have a dominant side,

if you work on your other side, it actually helps your dominant side. And some of the best fighters can switch hit. Like one of the greatest of all time, rest in peace, Marvin Hagler, was one of the greatest switch hitters of all time because he could fight southpaw or orthodox just as effective. He was so good. And Terrence Crawford, one of the best alive today, same thing, can fight off one side or the other.

And many, many mixed martial arts fighters can do that. So many fighters because that's in the traditional martial arts you're taught, especially the karate guys, you're taught to be able to fight from both stands. Like Stephen Thompson, he fights just as good orthodox as he does southpaw. Yeah, wonderful. Yeah.boy's sick He's coming in soon Yeah

I'm excited to have him in here Nice That guy's too nice He's a nice guy But he's a fucking animal He's a savage Yeah he's a savage in there 57 and 0 as a kickboxer

Before he ever got into MMA That's crazy Bro he was lighting people on fire I mean that man is fucking He's something else He's like the He's like one of those characters. He's the fucking nice fucking killer.

Yeah, and, you know, people don't realize, like, you're seeing Wonderboy now at 36, 37 years old. Like, he was in his prime more than a decade ago. You know? That's when he was at his best. It's incredible how much longevity that guy has and how good he is. You know? He's a fucking killer. Yeah, some guys just last longer. They're how good he is you know he's a he's a fucking killer yeah some guys just last longer they're just built differently you know it's also the style yeah like why difficult

to hit why is why is your el romero so fucking like it's unbelievable was he literally a fucking experiment i think he was an experiment a cuban experiment this is why with the russians did you hear this story i've heard it this is the story that dana white told me he said they uh he got injured in a fight they sent him to a doctor the doctor called him up he goes where'd you get this guy he goes he's a fucking specimen right he go no no you don't understand like i've never seen a person like him he goes i've been doing medicine for more than 50 years He goes this guy's tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's It's like his whole body. It's like he's built different than a normal person. He's like a perfect specimen He might be derived from the stars He's the descendant of the stars man, I believe it I believe he's one of these people man

The Cuban athletics program Could have been that too I think more likely that Because if you think about Like what You know How much emphasis they put on sport In Cuba

For sure And he was It was a big deal He was one of the best wrestlers To ever compete in MMA Ever When he came over to From wrestling to MMA,

people were like, holy shit, because they knew what a fucking athlete this guy is. And the crazy thing is, he hasn't lost a step. He's in his 40s. It's unreal. And he's shredded. Like Anderson Silva, perfect example. Anderson got into his 40s, you started to see it.

Low round. He looked different. He looked different. Yoel doesn't even look a little different he's still shredded Anderson was never really ripped right he was like more like a rounded type of guy well he was pretty lean lean back in the day you know but he was never like he never had big muscles he was long yeah he was 185 pounds but he was like 6'2 6'3 but you know lethal lethally accurate so good i i had the honor to see his fights when he was in his prime and i was a fan of his before he ever got to the ufc and i remember it was one of those fights when he fought chris lieben his first fight in the UFC, I remember one of my friends was a gambler,

and I would always give him advice, and he would bet on the fights. I'd go, bet the house on the Brazilian. I don't know. What are the odds? Two to one? It's stealing money. It's stealing because he was that good, man. When he came over, I'd seen his fights over in uh in england oh my god oh my god

he was good the lee murray fight and i mean he fucked up tony fricklin over there he was so good that was when anderson was just an assassin like there was a few years man but that's the thing about like the great fighters there's only a few years where they can maintain that rpms you know it's just there's only so much the body can do it's a crazy sport you're out there beating the shit out of each other and then you have to train and in training you get beat up too it's heavy on the fucking body man heavy on the brain yeah the stress too the stress of it all you know it's not just the the mind you like you getting hit but it's also the stress of the job it's like every couple months you're going to war like you that's how you make your living you make your living in your underwear with these little tiny four ounce gloves on and you

know dudes are trying to kick you in the face and punch you in the face and strangle you it's crazy it's a crazy life to fucking choose but I love it yeah well I'm watching it it's uh there's nothing more exciting in sport because it's the purest of all sport it really is it really is there's nothing else one-on-one and that's that I wonder if any of these youtubers are gonna get into MMA because it's interesting like seeing Jake Paul was choosing boxing yeah but I mean there's nothing wrong with them choosing boxing and he's doing it smart

like he's fighting people that are not quite good enough you know like the Nate Robinson guy was a good athlete but not really a fighter my god man Nick's oh really bad about that well he just he just fucked up. He shouldn't have did this. He wasn't ready. I mean, he's just like fucking. He can't just jump right in there. He got money. If that's what he was in for, he got money.

That was that. Askren, if he got what they said he got. They said he got a half a million guaranteed and then points. And then what they generated. And then the pay-per-view was crazy. I'm happy for Askren. Fuck it. I am too.

Fuck that. It's over. Let him do what he. Fuck it. He got knocked out. Fuck that. It's over. Let him do what he got to do. He just took care of his family forever. But a lot of people think that, you know. But that was fucking terrible. It wasn't good. It was terrible.

Well, when you watch the punch, I mean. His hands are down. His hands were down the whole time. Well, Ben was just standing still. That's part of the problem. Also, Ben had a hip replacement. I know. He doesn't look good.

He didn't look good. Didn't look good physically. If you go back and watch him compete in the Olympics. He looked good. The body that he had back then. I mean, he was lean and strong. You know, he was 191 pounds for that fight. I mean, he fought in the UFC at 170.

Yeah, he didn't look good. So he's 21 pounds overweight. And it was not good weight. No. It was all in the fucking tummy area. But I wonder if he's going to. Fuck it. He got money.

He was small. It was a good business decision if that was the case. Fuck it. Well, the good bit. Look, these Paul brothers, Logan and Jake, they're making some big money moves. They're making a lot of money. And they got everybody talking about him, including us. Especially after that one punch knockout.

And I was saying this to people. Like, people were trying to downplay who he is and what he does. Listen, man, I know when I see a guy who can punch. I know when a guy can, like, I watched him when he knocked out Nate and then when he knocked out Ben Askren. That guy can fucking crack. You do not want to get hit by him. He can fuck people up.

That's real. You can hate on him all you want, but you better recognize him He can fuck people up That's real You can hate on him all you want But you better recognize That guy can fuck people up for real And he's doing it under intense pressure After he talks On pay per view On pay per view

With Snoop Dogg He got the whole thing set up Snoop Dogg's doing commentary Mario Lopez is doing commentary And he's talking Back again in our lives And he talks a ton of shit And still knocks people out Mario's again in our lives And he talks a ton of shit and still knocks people out

Mario's back in our lives You're right He's been in my life for so long bro Saved by the motherfucking Yeah It's kind of amazing Kind of amazing What these kids are doing

And he's making a shitload of money I want to be part of it. How do I get? I don't want to fight nobody. What do you want to do? I just want to do something. Maybe you could rap in one of those. I don't want to rap either.

I just want to chill for money. I just want to chill there for money. Like, catch me at one of these zones. Maybe I could cook. Ooh. I'll make a little zone where you can get the food Triller Food popping

Holler at your boy Triller That's a good idea Hey listen You cooking some steaks? I'm available Why not? I'm available They could just cut back on one of them musical guests

There's a little bit too much There's a little too much What did they have? Well they had Ice Cube Oh that's fine All those guys and Snoop Dogg And all those guys And then they had Justin Bieber

Okay And then they What was the girl? Doja Cat Do you know who she is? Yeah, she's a new artist She's popular They had her

Yo They had some other people I didn't get to go to Fucking Chichen Itza Because they said Justin Bieber He fucking ruined it He said he shot the video

At Chichen Itza And he fucking ruined the stairs What? This is what I heard That's what they told video at Chichen Itza and he fucking ruined the stairs. What? This is what I heard. That's what they told me at Chichen Itza. They closed it down because of Bieber.

What? Ruined the stairs? How'd he ruin the stairs? He fucking damaged it somehow and they shut it down. Oh, no. Because he shot a video there? Yep.

Have you seen the video, Jamie? Don't lie. No. I was told this by a local. I want to see. Have you seen the video, Jamie? Don't lie. I was told this by a local. I want to see. Can you confirm if it was a real tale? Justin Bieber, Chichen Itza?

That's horrible if that's true. I don't need fucking... Because I went up those stairs. It's amazing. Justin Bieber asked to leave Mexico's Tulum ruin site. Justin Bieber and his entourage were asked to leave the Mayan archaeological site of Tulum after he apparently tried to climb onto or among the ruins.

They shut it down. I couldn't go because it is. This is where I was. Bieber booted from ruin site. Look at him. Hi. It wasn't recent though. How many bodyguards does that guy have? When was it? This is 2016. That's when I was there. They got you. He's surrounded by bodyguards. That's crazy I was there. They got you.

He's surrounded by bodyguards. That's crazy. How many bodyguards does that guy travel with? All of them. All of them. Yeah, that's the answer. The correct answer is all of them. Did you hear that his bodyguards had to check on him in his sleep, he said recently,

because he was doing so much drugs that they had to make sure he had a pulse? So they would check on him while he's sleeping. Bro, these fucking kids, man. They got to stop this shit. These fucking kids. I don't know what the fuck they're taking, but it's fucking,

it's like Nuke. It's like from Robocop. Nuke. What was Nuke? When they shot it in the neck, remember? The bad guy, he fucking,

everyone was hooked on Nuke. They're fucking sniffing some shit. I don't know what they're sniffing or doing. What was the shit in Wonder Woman Where the dude sniffs it Nah It's like it could be nuke

Oh there it is Look at this RoboCop nuke Oh Everyone was trying to get a violent nuke Damn I might get that tattooed on me Nuke Ooh maybe you should

Maybe I like the skull I like skull imagery Hmm Look at RoboCop What happened with the new RoboCop? Where the fuck did that guy go? It wasn't the same

This CGI was shitty Sometimes There's a thin line between good and bad And bad is sometimes better than mediocre and good You know what I mean? Yeah Bad is really good sometimes Right, because it's funny

Like old King Kong movies Exactly I love? Yeah. Bad is really good sometimes. Right, because it's funny. Like old King Kong movies. Exactly. Oh, I love that shit. Yeah. That is charm. Ares, God of War in Wonder Woman. Remember in the first Wonder Woman, the good one? He had this thing that he would sniff.

No. They had created some- It's like smelling salts? Yeah, the Nazis had created this purple dust. Oh my God. And they sniffed This purple dust And it became a monster Holy shit

Remember that Crocodile You know about crocodile That's that shit That like makes your bones exposed Yeah Dr. Poison Is that what it was

This I typed in Wonder Woman From the first Wonder Woman movie Yeah I got Dr. Poison Enemy of Wonder Woman He gained metahuman powers By inhaling a special gas

Yeah See he would crack These things open and sniff it. Fucking nitrous. Straight up taking that fucking balloon. Skin would go black and have all these fucking lightning bolts in it and shit. All his veins would go dark. It would turn him into a monster. He became superpowered.

And then became a god. And then he had to duke it out with Wonder Woman. And who won? Wonder Woman did. Of course she did. It's her fucking movie. Come on, man. Are you kidding me?

Who won? Who won? That's how you know you're stoned. Who won? Yes. Imagine if that dude beat Wonder Woman's ass Like what? They couldn't make a sequel

It was over They just killed it right there They killed Wonder Woman at the very end It's like no country for old men The ending ends and everybody's like What the fuck just happened? Yeah man those movies are nuts Those movies are nuts

When they trick you Coen Brothers? Yeah Sickos When a movie ends and then you just go What? Yeah man You got me

If they're making anything new, holler, please. I'm available. I don't know what I could play, but please just put me in some fucking beat up. I'll sell someone a beer. Carry a bag. Whatever. Carry the money bag. Just put me in the shit.

Those guys make some fucking incredible movies, man. For real, man. Big Lebowski, come on. I mean, classic. Come on. Classic. Classic. I used to judge people based on Big Lebowski. That was one of my moves. I'd go, used to judge people Based on the Big Lebowski

That was one of my moves I'd go tell me what you think About the Big Lebowski And they'd go That movie's stupid I'd go oh No no no no no They don't get life

That's the wrong answer They don't get it But then there's dudes That are overboard That dress like him And try to live exactly like that That's a little bit nuts Yeah that's a little bit nuts too

That's sad That's sad That's a little bit nuts Somewhere out there There's a little bit nuts too. That's sad. That's sad. That's a little bit nuts. Somewhere out there there's a dude dressing like Blade driving around in a Dodge Charger

with a fucking samurai sword. I would like to dress like fucking Blade. I swear, I thought about it. Sometimes I dress like fucking Blade and just jump in the fucking car

with the driving gloves. Do you know how many dudes dress up like Bruce Lee? Everyone. Everybody in kung fu outfits. That was the thing, man. They used to walk around with Kung Fu outfits on

with them little tiny shoes. Yeah. Those little Kung Fu with the little thin soles. Yes. Yeah. That was a thing. For a long time,

guys dressed up like Bruce Lee. Kung Fu outfits were the shit. The buttons, the way with the rope. Yeah, I like that. I like that. They look cool. That's beautiful. Yeah, man. It's very elegant. Yeah, I like that. I like that. They look cool. That's beautiful.

Yeah, man. It's very elegant. It's made like of silk. Something. I don't know. I believe it's silk. I believe. It's not a kimono,

but it's the other version of that. It's like a gi. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, gis are thick. Thick, heavy shit. Yeah, but like a light gi if there was such a thing.

Like a karate gi as opposed to like a jiu-jitsu gi. Like, heavy shit. Yeah, but like a light gi, if there was such a thing. Like a karate gi. Like a spring gi. Yeah, because they call, in Brazil, they call jiu-jitsu gi's kimonos. Oh, really? Yeah. Isn't there some sort of correlation between Japan and Brazil? Yeah, for sure. Jiu-jitsu was originally Japanese, and they brought it down,

Count Maeda brought it to Brazil in the early 1900s and taught it to Carlos Gracie and Elio Gracie. And then Elio and then Carlson, and they fought all these no-rules fights back in the day. And they essentially, Elio and Carlson, or Carlos rather, created Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. And Carlson was like the champion of the family. It was like, you know, guys who beat Elio and then Carlson would go and beat those guys. Carlson was like a bigger, stronger guy. They had some incredible connection with Japan because Japan brought them the art of Judo and Jiu-Jitsu and then they refined it and turned it into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

and became, in my opinion, the most important family in the history of martial arts is the Gracies. They're number one. They revolutionized martial arts. They changed what people thought was possible. When Hoyce Gracie was strangling people with his legs on pay-per-view, people were like, what the fuck is happening? He got Dan Severin, who was a giant ass huge wrestler, and he put him in a triangle and made him tap everybody was like what in the fuck what did he just do he just tapped him out with his legs with his legs that was unbelievable amazing right amazing that's what

i believe what do you think about aliens so many things been paying attention to the news all this alien shit that's happening all those pentagons confirming all this ufo footage no i haven't you know i'm out of touch with so many things but i'm in touch with so many things you understand like i felt this coming did you oh yeah i mean all this shit's about to hit the fan you think so at some point i hope so so exciting i'm so unbiased i am so biased rather my perspective this type of thing than fucking all the net all the negative garbage that's out there why not fucking rile things up with this yeah oh i agree you know i agree yeah i couldn't agree more there's so much negativity but But I think this negativity is accentuated by social media, but then really the fucking pandemic was gas on the fire.

And now everybody, they're more interested in being negative than anything. They're more interested in looking at the worst aspects of people instead of granting them forgiveness, instead of just going, eh, people make mistakes. Everybody's like, burn them down, cancel culture, fuck you. Yeah, it's so anti-human. I'm just trying to fucking stay low, man. I want to be away from all that garbage.

Yeah. I try to keep my mind just, you know, with these, those things you just showed me, with those characteristics from the... The four agreements, yeah. I'm trying to live this way. I'm trying to, a path that I'm just, I'm happy. I want to be happy. I want to live my life to the fullest

and have the people around me very happy. Yeah. Just like, you know. That's possible. Live to the best. It's possible in a small group. And if all the people that are in these small groups also live this way, then these small groups can come together. And we could live pretty much like that as a nation, as a country, as a world even.

We just have to understand what this is all about. It's like you can create conflict if you want. You can just live and dwell in negativity if you choose but you don't have to you know and you could you could choose to be positive you have the choice and it's hard it's hard when you feel like you got no hope and your life is not what you want it to be and you're not where you want to be and it's hard it's hard for a lot of folks to see past that true but i feel like everyone has to know that they have choices. That there's not like, not every door is closed.

There's choices to be made. That's why I think what you've done with your body, what you've done over the last year, was showing that you can make positive choices and it really can change your life. It really can. I think, you know, we talked about this today today that you were inspiring people when we were working out. Yeah. But I really think it's probably hard to know how much you inspire people.

I think you probably inspire thousands and thousands of people to change their lives and to live a better, more healthy life because they saw you doing it. For sure. Like, I was definitely an example of, I don't even like overindulgence and just fucking living to the fullest without any regard, with zero regard, you know? Yeah. Just fucked up. But it was fun, you know? But it's not the right thing to do. So I wanted to show myself that I could do this. Like, I don't have to fucking just be, you know, a fucking eating animal.

Well, not only that, you carry it with you on the road. I have to. My manager got a hold of me, and she was like, Action Bronson is looking for a gym. I'm like, fuck yeah, he is. Fuck yeah, he is. I'm like, let's bring him down to the Onnit Gym. We got gyms.

Hell yeah. We got plenty of room. I go, let's work out. Let's do something. I'm like, let's bring him down to the Onnit gym. We got gyms. Hell yeah. We got plenty of room. I go, let's work out. Let's do something. I love that. I mean, listen, that's exactly what I needed. Yeah. No, it was cool, man.

That was a good experience, bro. John Wolf the shit. I had a great experience. Listen, brother, it's always great seeing you, but you make me feel very happy. I'm real happy for you. I love it. I love what you're doing. I appreciate you, bro.

Keep going. A year from now, you're going to look like Camille. Yeah, that's right. Super jack veins on your face and shit. No fucking ceilings. No ceilings. Just veins. Yeah, like that DMT trip you had.

Smash through that shit. Smash through. Smash through. All of us. Everybody listening. Everyone. Even the haters. Come on.

You can be better. We can all be better together. Young Jamie. Tell these motherfuckers about your shirt. Oh, shit. Come on. You can be better. We can all be better together. Young Jamie. Tell these motherfuckers about your shirt. Oh, shit. Your shirt. Youngjamie.com. Yeah.

420 special. People that love this. Hell yeah. People that love this design. Oh, well, look what we got, bitches. Beautiful. Pull that shit up, Jamie. Enjoy.

Enjoy. I love it. Youngjamie.com. And that's it. Brother, you're the shit. I love you, man. Thank you Brother You're the best I love you man Thank you You're the best

No you're the best Goodbye everybody Have fun Four agreements Or five Whatever you want Shit Go by two

Do your best Much love