The Joe Rogan Experience - #164 - Shane Smith (Part 2)

Episode Date: December 6, 2011

Joe sits down with Shane Smith.

back that was awesome that was amazing this this nothing cooler than meeting someone that you admire or you enjoy their stuff and then actually getting to hang out with them and then him being just as cool as you thought it was exactly as cool like when we got anthony bourdain i think he was a little hungover i liked it it was a was great. I could tell that he wanted to drink and smoke a lot more than we gave him. He would love it here probably, right? Yeah. The problem was this is a much better view. You can see each other really clearly.

Before we had monitors in front of everybody. You couldn't tell if a guy had no beer in front of him. You couldn't keep it coming. I actually found out that he wanted another beer by twitter i just looked over and i guess he had been like like knocking his why didn't you just say can i have another beer i don't know because that's what i would say interview that's yeah i guess people don't get it it's like super relaxed here too you know yeah it's yeah that i guess that's it everyone feels like it's an interview you know like today show show. That's what we got in trouble with, the Jan Ervin thing, where we didn't want it to be an interview.

You were friends, man. I've known you for a fucking decade. Let's have a conversation. Can we have a conversation? Yeah. Instead of it being an interview. Speaking of, Dennis McKenna just reached out to me, Terrence McKenna's brother.

Oh, no way. He wants to do the podcast. Is he in the same line as him, or is he like that brother that doesn't like no gust and just dates chicks? He wrote... He's written some peer-reviewed papers on psychedelics and worked for a bunch of different companies

that have used plants for medicine. And he's a professor up in, I believe he's in Vancouver. I think he's in Vancouver, British Columbia. I think that's where he's up. So hopefully we can get him down here, get him on the podcast too. But the ability to do this, man, is fucking amazing. For me, this podcast is one of the most fun things we've ever done.

It's starting off from a fucking laptop in my office, Snowflakes, Snowflakes. And then two years later, and really two years later because we're only a couple weeks away from our anniversary. Yeah. And I want to do an anniversary show here at the Ice House. Yeah. I'm thinking like December 23rd. We have just a full Death Squad show.

Let's see if they have the main remote. Actually, I have a date for you that I was going to ask about after the show that I think was something like that, one of those days. Well, we should do that and have it not just be a show, but have it be a party. Because, man, oh, and folks, if you don't know, we got a thing called the Ice House Chronicles, and the Ice House Chronicles are on the Death Squad label podcast.

And what Death Squad is is what it's the podcast label that Brian runs. And it's all our friends that are stand-ups. And Sam Tripoli has a podcast there, The Naughty Show. Tom Segura and his wife, Christina, they have a podcast called Your Mom's House. There's a bunch of podcasts. But one of them is called The Ice House Chronicles. And if you don't know, our podcast of them is called The Ice House Chronicles. And if you don't know,

our podcast studio is located at The Ice House in Pasadena. Please don't stalk us. And if you come down here for a show, what we do is we have a room where we have this set up where there's a podcast and it's 10 steps away from the stage. You open this door,

more than 10 steps, but you walk out the door and walk out another door take a left you're right in the comedy club so we have everybody go from this podcast right on stage

and then off stage right back in the podcast and it is one of the most fun fucking things we've ever done that last one we did was just amazing incredible

amazing we had Bert Kreischer we had Joey Diaz we had Ari Shafir we had who else? Did Felicia do a set? No, Eleanor did a set. Eleanor Kerrigan.

Rick Ingram. Rick Ingram. John Heffron was here. John Heffron. I went up. I closed the show. Doug, wait, no. Doug Benson.

Yeah. No, was Doug Benson here? He's been here before. He was with me all weekend. He was here in spirit. He was in Vegas all weekend. Well, we did a show. We did Steve Renizzisi's show.

Steve Renizzisi had a show at the Palms, and then afterwards, Dom Herrera went up, and then after Dom Herrera, I went up. It was a lot of fun. That's awesome. We've got to get Dom on the podcast, too. Dom Herrera is fucking hilarious, and he's super old school. He's been around for... Yeah, he'd be interesting.

Yeah, he's a great guy, too. He's a really good guy. I play pool with him. We try to play as much as possible, but he plays really good pool. We get together. It's funny. He brought up that movie,

Enter the Void and Irreversible, and one of the things I hated about the movie was how there's parts in it where it's just like seizures. It's flashing strobe lights in your eyes for five minutes, and you're just like, all right, I have to... Which one? Enter the Void? Both of the void both of them i think have it but enter the void is the one that

i remember the most where you're just i just had to look away from the tv and it was weird because last night i was reading about this uh urban legend from the 80s that it's an arcade game and i read this on kotaku.com it's a video game called i think it's called Polybias. Is this the one that gave people seizures? Yeah, it gave you seizures. And supposedly the urban legend is the CIA was testing it out in the 80s in arcade games and doing messages to it to try to get information from it once a week. Subliminal messages? Yeah, it had to have random tests.

Isn't it crazy that they actually used to do that when you would go to the movies? They would actually have subliminal messages. Hungry? Eat popcorn. They would have that in the film where you would be watching. I don't know if they actually did it during the movie or did they do it during commercials. I think they did it during the actual movie. Here's actually the video game now if you look on the monitor right there. This is what supposedly it looked like.

I'm not sure if this is the actual game. That's what it looks like when you do DMT. But like this is supposed to be the video game. You can see on the right side there's like a spaceship that you're shooting. And I don't know. This might give us – This geometric pattern in the center and all that swirlingness and everything like that. For the post, listen on iTunes.

How do you say this? How do you spell it? It's, oh, the game? It's P-L, hold on. P-O-L-Y- B-I-U-S. Say that? Polybius, I would say. Wow. It looks like

a psychedelic trip. And what I was going to say is I wonder if you can recreate, like with virtual reality, if you could recreate the visuals of a psychedelic trip. I wonder if it would make you trip. I wonder if it could trigger something in your brain. Yeah. You know, remember when people used to phone freak?

Do you remember that shit? Do you remember what that was? No. Hackers figured out a way. The way the phone system used to work, certain tones, you would dial someone when you call someone you could you had certain tones that would allow you to make free long-distance calls it would set off trips you know some somehow or another when you would you could put a device up to the phone and that device device would make the the noises of certain numbers and it would open up switches

for you, and you could make free long-distance calls. Yeah. It's like there was a sound, and that sound hacked the system. Kind of like what a modem does. Like it goes... Sure, something, but it was... I don't know the exact...

I think it was like phone sounds, though. I think it just sounded exactly like a phone, but without you actually having to dial it. But if you could do something like that something along those lines visually and make make a person have a psychedelic trip that would be fucking bizarre shit man could you imagine if they could recreate they figured out a way to do with computers or whatever recreate what it's like when you're having a crazy mushroom trip and then just let people try that without actually having to take a drug yeah i'm sure it could be done because they do it with sound also

now don't they they have like those things i forget the guy's name some guys sent me something he has a company that he he puts you put your headphones on and you lay back and the sounds like kind of like put you in like a trance yeah and whatever they could it's kind of like that with visuals though for mushrooms. Yeah, I know a dude who's into that, but man, that stuff, I don't like talking

to people about that, especially when they're super enthusiastic about it. Why is that? So I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to sit and listen to some fucking music that reprograms my brain.

You are healthy. You are wonderful. I mean, what is it doing? What is it saying to you? Yeah, exactly. I would rather just... I mean, if I was in a bad place

and I was trying to become a positive person and get off the crack and not kick my dog, then maybe I'd be down for that. But I only have a certain amount of time to be introspective in this life. That's funny that you have to go to today's show tomorrow. We were talking earlier that you should just fucking get blitzed or you should put wear red lipstick or red lipstick might be a good move maybe some rouge because it's outside maybe some

like like maybe mary poppins maybe maybe don't even make it that noticeable make it like that it's just that line that goes around your lip only and then like eyeshadow like really dark eyeshadow like twilight maybe i put a black circle around my eye like pd the dog from little rascals and you just like don't talk about it like have have you know yeah you can't talk about yeah maybe a fake nose ring or something oh dude that's perfect yeah why don't you do something fake nose ring maybe i'll be i don't know i usually just want it to be over have fun with it man it's promoting's so silly. Have fun with it. Promoting any sort of a TV show.

It's like, you know, watch it or don't watch it, man. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, but if you do it and then people talk about it on Twitter, it's more promotion and it's more people talking about the Today Show. Yeah, but we already talked about it. So now people are like, oh. Yeah, but now people are going to watch it and see. What are you going to do, Morse Tones? What are you going to marry a Kardashian?

What's next, you bitch? That's why you have to do something that's like embarrassing to yourself like wearing red lipstick have you ever thought about that because you're you know like when you look at like someone like kim kardashian and look at all these people that are you you like to play like little games you like to do like little pranks a little shit like that you like to troll people have you ever thought about getting on some sort of a reality show because you know like eventually someone's going to offer that to you. Well, I think this podcast is the biggest reality show.

I mean, like I fucking do like tomorrow I think I have three. And so that's like two, four, like almost five or six hours I have to talk or be involved in a conversation. But it's like I think that's bigger than a half hour a week on E! Entertainment. Yeah, I like this format too better, by the way, with the of the cameras oh yeah it makes me feel like i'm really watching tv yeah you know i can really watch it the three people the the sliced up screen that's stupid too because people are like oh we'd like to see your reactions and i'm like yeah well some of us just are while we're sitting here are just doing this the whole time exactly and that's just lame

you know how lame it is knowing that your face is being recorded and broadcast when you're just sitting there going, huh? Well, especially for you because sometimes I'm asking these people these really deep questions and there's no room for any other people to talk. It's just him and me. Right. So you're just sitting there checking your Twitter, looking at your balls. Right. Fuck that.

No, this is definitely a better setup. This whole setup is better. This is the vibe, the vibe that we have here at the ice house is the vibe the comedy store should have had yeah you know a bunch of cool comics hanging out together and it's just i mean oh that's another guy ren is easy was on a show the other night too i mean to have these shows like that here the difference between these shows and the shows that they have the comedy stores the comedy store any of these clubs are gonna have some people that you think suck. There's going to be a bunch of knuckleheads in there, but not these places.

These places, every single person that performs at these Ice House shows are our friends. They're all funny. Just look for the Death Squad name. Their website's Ice House Comedy if you're in LA. Just follow us on Twitter. We do these pretty short notice. The last

time we announced it on... What night did we do it? Sunday? We announced it on Twitter. We do these pretty short notice. Like the last time we announced it on, you know, what night did we do it? Sunday? I think, yeah. We announced it on like Saturday. Yeah. I have one Friday, but I don't know who's going to be on it. And they sell out really quick too. Doug Benson.

Maybe. Who else is around? But it's always good. They're always good shows. And a lot of times they're free, right? Sometimes. Well, usually they're either 10 bucks, but a lot of times they have a show. If I have any tickets left over, I'll just put a – like if you check my Twitter,

I'll give a coupon code like Olive Garden, and then you get free tickets if you say that to the cashier. Yeah, and on top of that, if you do pay for tickets, it all just goes for this. It goes to the rent and all the equipment here. Yeah. It 100% goes right into that. The comics don't even make any money off of it so there you go so uh vegas was uh a fucking trip man it was uh it's interesting to watch the the slow slide of las vegas man is it hurting still oh yeah oh it's

just hurting man we came there friday night and uh when we were there Friday, we were like, whoa, this place is empty. It was weird. It's weird empty. You know, the Palms is a great hotel. I mean, we've been going there forever. It's always been a great place to see fights. It's the best place, in my opinion, to see fights because it's, like, super intimate. You know, it's only a few thousand people. So when you're in that Pearl Arena, you're, like, right there on top of everybody.

It's fucking great. But, man, the amount of people that were there on Friday was shocking You know, that's the first thing that goes when the economy starts falling apart The first thing that goes is people vacationing and Vegas is like almost a hundred percent vacationers Yeah And that's why like a lot of like the industries like for the the I guess the sin Industries like like porn and stuff like that are hurting like the other day, I guess the sin industries, uh, like, like porn and stuff like that are hurting. Like the other day I was like, all right, I'm going to help, you know, the porn industry out. So I went to a website, super porn, man. No, I went to a website. Usually

I just go online and stream porn. So this time I actually went to a website called like, I think it was stream made or something like that. And I put my credit card in their system what but didn't use it and and i and what that you do is you go to all these rooms and there's just previews like a girl going come on big papa come on why don't you come you know pay for a private show and you just sit there and they're like just teasing you the whole time so i just used that as uh my masturbation going from room to room because it's just people in all these cities like in Ohio and stuff they're trying to make money so they're not real porn stars so it's just girls with webcams and there's tons of these rooms when you go to uh you jizz if you go to you jizz.com when you go to that site

it immediately opens up one of those windows right exactly yeah and what's cool is a lot of people don't know this is like if you if you're a girl and you need money uh these things you can block states so like if you're broadcasting in ohio and you don't want anyone in ohio or if you have family in pennsylvania or something like that you can block like ohio and pennsylvania so you won't become in the search so these are people that are like you know doing it on the down low thinking that no one will know who they so you get some of these girls and some of these girls are fucking amazingly hot but they're sitting in their bedroom now of course i never paid for any of them i just like sat there and went through the preview but i gave them my credit card number so that's a step in the right direction with them it's like a chat room where it's like a video chat right and then

there's just a bunch of people and you can do private sessions private sessions too or you can get together with a couple people in the and they have like uh i think they're called parties where you get together with a couple other people in the room and you all chip in five dollars so there's like four of you so it's it's better than a strip club because you can like tell that girl to put an apple in her butthole and stuff like that but it it's uh and then you record it you know screencast it so you you know it's like a little souvenir you record it how do you how do you screencast something well and like in like uh mac you can just open up quick time and it has a uh option to screen record and in quick time what if these girls know that oh yeah they all know it they know it's just part of the part of

the program right there's so many of them do that do you know any girls do that yeah i know a lot of a lot of porn stars do it now because it's like, hey, I can make, you know, I can travel to Oklahoma and make whatever, a couple of thousand dollars, you know, traveling to Oklahoma and stripping or whatever. Or I could just sit in my bedroom for a weekend and make the same amount of money. Yes, I've opened it up and there's been porn stars there. Like Jill Kelly was doing one the other day and I'm like, wow. Yeah. She's a famous porn star and here she is. I saw another, there was doing one the other day. And I'm like, wow. She's a famous porn star. And here she is. I saw another.

There was another article about this chick, Jeannie Rivers. She's a really hot porn star. And I don't know why I Googled her name. But I Googled her name. And it showed up that she was at the cat house. She's at a brothel now. And so then I read this article about her in the brothel. And it was so depressing.

I don't think I'll ever be able to beat off to her again. It was really a bummer because it was also about her being with her man and that she has a man that she loves, and it's hard on him because she's at work all day having sex with all these men who come in to have sex with her. And then the interviewer asks her, does your man have sex with other women? And she said, no, he's not allowed to.

She's like, unless he's making money. You know, if you can make money having sex, that's cool. But I'm not at work working your butt off or working my butt off so that you could stay home and fuck all these chicks. I'm like, wow. And she was talking about how much it costs, you know, and that if someone wants to take her out for an outside date, it's really, really expensive. Because then she's time away from her man and the one she loves. So weird.

But I'm like, wow, that is so strange. I mean, that's such a clear case of someone sort of distorting their wants and needs and desires and just allowing their life to be morphed but still clinging on to this romantic notion. Right. That's Matt Deny. You know how many porn stars porn stars have like hopeless romantic written in their profile yeah but it's they have all these rules that make it like oh no you know i'm allowed to sleep with two black guys twice a day but you can't talk to your ex-girlfriend yeah Yeah, what is that? Isn't that amazing? You would think that there would be nothing off the table.

Everything's on the table now. You just took it in the ass by this giant gangbanger black dude, and then he came in your nose and your mouth, and then you're asking me why my girlfriend's texting me. The fuck? Why is your ex-girlfriend texting you? That's ridiculous. But I'm sure that's happened. All variations are possible.

The whole spectrum is possible. It's like, that was one of the coolest things about talking to Shane and getting a sense of, you know, all the different places that he's been

and just the full range of possible human behavior. You realize how fucking incredibly lucky we are, man. That's right I was just thinking about lighting that up to be here in America and the way we are living I mean we're in California it's nice as shit I mean it's fucking December and is like 75 degrees today, right?

Yeah. What was the temperature today? It was like 70-ish, 75? 70 or something. It's beautiful. People still here in Pasadena still don't have fucking power in some places, or they didn't like two days ago. It was that crazy wind, right?

Yeah, it was ridiculous. Can you imagine? I'm good. Can you imagine not having fucking power for a week? Yeah, I could. When I lived in Colorado, the power would go off all the time. And the generator would kick on. That's weird because then you go, whoa, now we're just connected to this tank.

How much is in this tank? Do you have a generator at your house? No, I need to get one. I need to get one too. Yeah, because zombie apocalypse now. During the zombie apocalypse, you're going to want something to power the searchlights. Yeah, right. You know?

Just look out the window. I could never live that far away from a city that, like Shane was saying, you know, move to a lake. Somewhere really, really far away. I would like a place like that for a vacation home. That would be awesome. You know, I went up to Lake Sherwood. I looked at houses up at Lake Sherwood. How was that? Fucking amazing. Amazing? Do you recommend going there for a vacation home. That would be awesome. I went up to Lake Sherwood. I looked at houses up there. How was that? Fucking amazing.

Do you recommend going there for a weekend? Yeah, totally. Lake Sherwood's a little closer. Big Bear is up there too. There's a bunch of different places to stay. We stayed at the resort. There's a Lake Sherwood resort. It's a really nice place. Good restaurant. The restaurant was great.

You're right on this lake. A crazy man-made lake. It was like one guy's dream and mission to put it together. There's some history of it. I don't remember. I got it second-hand from Mrs. Rogan. She read it. The houses are badass, man. There's all these houses right on the lake. You've got your own little dock. People just take

their boats and just drive out. What a cool thing it would be to have a vacation house on a lake. I just wanted my own canoe like my friend jason uh his mom had a place that they had like a little lake in the back and they had a little dock and they had their own little canoes and and then like he would just go over to his mom's house and just like smoke some weed and just like float in the fucking lake behind his house oh and dude if you have a fishing rod man there's nothing nicer than getting up at like five in the morning before the sun even breaks pulling that boat out onto the out onto the clear water and just casting a line out there and catching your breakfast

it's fucking great man it's fun it's beautiful there's something calming about being on water it's why everybody wants to be right there they want a house right there on the water i mean how much time are you going to actually be spending on a boat? You know, are you going to do that every day? Probably not. It would be way more economically feasible to get a house, like, just a little further away that you could just kind of get to the water real quick. But there's something about being, like, right on a body of water that people love.

Yeah, Sal from Sal's Comedy Hole, he was telling me he has a boat. He, like, he's got this humongous boat. people love yeah sal from uh sal's comedy hole he was telling me he has he has a boat he like he got this humongous boat and uh he'll just like go and take a girl like you know on a date take right in the middle of the ocean fucking drop anchor and just fucking sit there and have some wine and just sleep there the whole night in the middle of the fucking ocean holy shit imagine doing that that would be a trip then you run the risk of a tsunami killing you in the middle of the night what do you sleep with a life preserver on? Is there an alarm they're going to ring when the Earth shifts?

No, there's probably some kind of boat signal thing when you're on there that's like, hey, watch out, there's a tsunami. I bet not. I bet there's a radio that you have to stay tuned to. There's probably a tsunami warning. But meanwhile, if it's a big one, maybe everybody just says, fuck this alarm, just run and hit that alarm. Let's get out of here.

This would be cool to have a boat that was big enough that had a hot helicopter pad on it also. Oh, like one of those mega yachts? Yeah, mega yachts. Yeah, but that's how you get killed by pirates. Right. That's the scariest thing about Africa, man. I wish we talked to that dude more about all these people that get jacked and killed by pirates. Yeah, that sucks because we all kind of started late.

We were all running late, and so he had to leave. Yeah, he had a New York Times thing he was going to. That could have easily went three, four hours for me. We'll get him back again. That guy is awesome. And I'm going to try to, whether we have to go to New York or he has to go to L.A. He'll be in L.A. again, especially if he's going to do this HBO thing. Fuck, that was a great conversation. Are you doing any comedy when you're to New York or he has to go to LA. He'll be in LA again, especially if he's going to do this HBO thing. Fuck, that was a great conversation.

Are you doing any comedy when you're in New York? No. The Cellar has their own podcast now. They do? Comedy Cellar. Really? Oh, that's smart. Yeah.

They do it from the Cellar, like live from the Cellar? Yeah. Oh, that's smart. It's a good idea doing it live from a comedy club. Of course. But you should go down there. If you're doing any comedy, try to find Louie and get him. Record a quick... No. If I got Lou find Louie and get him. Record us quick.

No, if I got Louie, I'll get him to come down here whenever he's in L.A. But he's so busy. He's one of those dudes I feel bad about asking. I feel like I'm imposing. Because I know that he's got kids, and he fucking edits his own show on a laptop, and writes a new hour every year. You'd want to talk about a dude who's busy.

That guy, I always want to just, I don't know, I never want to bug him. He's one of those weird inspirational workers. When you ever feel like you're working enough, you look at what that guy does and you go, Jesus Christ. He edits his own show on a fucking laptop. A 13-inch MacBook Pro. It's probably not even that. It's probably like an iBook, a white one. He has a Logitech mouse with two buttons.

Yeah, I don't know what made him such a driven person. I think it had to probably be fatherhood, most likely. Being a Mexican ginger probably is weird too. Mexicans do work hard. Yeah, he's a hard worker, and he's making up for being right-handed. There's a guy named Canelo Alvarez who's a Mexican ginger who's a boxing champion. He's a badass ginger who's a Mexican. He's just beating the shit out of everybody. He's really fucking good, too.

It's interesting. It's interesting to watch. You know? There's a lot of different Mexicans. Some of them are actually Luis Sique. People think we're joking around, but Luis C.K. is born in Mexico. Right? Wasn't he? Yeah. I don't know if he was born in Mexico, but he's

fucking, maybe his parents are from Mexico, but he's fucking Mexican. As strange as it is. But, um, I don't want to go to Mexico. I got no desire to go down there. Especially after talking to him. After this guy was talking about the narco killings and all that crazy shit down there. I probably go to cabo or something like that i think cabo

is probably still fine if you're in any of those huge resorts such a risk i know it's still i'm sure it's fine i know a lot of people that go but it still seems such a risk there's a couple places i want to go cabo but japan is probably at the top of that even with this nuclear thing i think that's just that you're very lucky you're going to that. You want to go? I would love to go, dude. That's always been my dream is to fucking go there and just... I think I just want to stay there.

That'd be amazing. Okay, you're in. February. Done. Word. You're going to Japan, son. Are you nervous? Yeah.

I'm not really nervous. You better bring a Geiger counter and wrap it around your dick. I'm just going to bring a lot of condoms. Can you imagine if you were right about to stick it in, and you're like, before I fuck you, let me just put a Geiger counter near your pussy? I'm just going to wear Levi jeans and jean jackets the whole time I'm there. I'm going to comb my hair.

I'm going to grow my hair out a little and comb it like Elvis and stuff like that. I'm going to do all the typical things I need to do. If you think that that's how they live right now, that's probably from like 1990. They probably want to be rescued, no? Do you think what, girls? Yeah. They probably, yeah.

They probably would like to be rescued, some of them. You'll find a few. You'll find some that want to rescue you. Sounds like heaven. Do you have a thing for Japanese chicks? Japanese, yeah. I think that's, I'm not, I just grew up with a Japanese friend,

so I've always done the Japanese culture. I've hung out with Japanese girls. When I couldn't get laid, I would hang out with these hot Japanese girls because they were friends of his. So I kind of grew up with being around Asians a lot. So you have a little bit of yellow fever somewhere in the back of your head. Yeah, they're just so, I don't know, 1940s American girls. Like what way? Very polite and nice and beautiful.

They're not going to sit there and talk about fucking Gossip Girl for five hours. They're not? I'm just kidding. I bet they would. I know. Once they become Americanized, they're exactly the same. Yeah, that's why you got to get them right out of the pan or whatever. Japan woman.

The pan. Right out of the pan or whatever. Japan. The pan. Right out of the pan. Why are you even laughing at that, man? Get them right out of the pan. What the fuck is wrong with you? You like Asian girls, don't you? Yeah, they're exotic. There's something crazy about them.

They're alien. Yeah. Well, that's what I always said. They're a little bit more alien. If you believe all the shit about aliens come down here and manipulating monkeys and making people out of them, well, they definitely put more alien in Asians. They're really good at math, right? Yeah.

Is that racist to say? It probably is. What? That they're good at something? They're good at math. How can that be? It's like racist to say black guys have big dicks. I've seen them.

Yeah, there's white guys who have big dicks too. But there's way more black guys who have big dicks like especially like porn stars it's like every other black guy in porn has this giant hog and you never even seen this guy before whereas like white guys with big dicks there are a lot of movies man there's a white guy like a john holmes they fucking parade that guy around like the fucking great white hope you know he's they did they put his picture on a flag and carry it high look look a white guy with a big dick told you but you see a black guy with a big dick you're like yep and another one there's another one there's another one well guys you've never even heard

of there needs to be a study i'm sure there is a study but to see if yeah to see if that's real because i always heard that it's not it's just that you only see black dicks when it's in porn, and it's always like the best chosen meats and stuff like that. It's not typical. Maybe, but in my opinion, it probably is related to being metamorphic. Mesomorphic, rather. There's three different body types. There's ectomorphic, endomorphic, and mesomorphic.

Endomorphic is people that have just – they're naturally kind of chubby, and they have a real hard time losing weight, slow metabolites. Endomorphic is people who are super, or ectomorphic rather, is people who are super thin. Ectomorphic is like, you know, like people, like a non. Yeah, like a non, like, you know, a guy who you look at him, you go, the guy can't put weight on. Johnny Archer, skinny, really skinny guys that like you look at him and you go, man, this guy's, he probably has a real hard time putting muscle on. Johnny Archer. Really skinny guys that you look at and you go, man, this guy probably has a real hard time putting muscle on. And then, Mesomorphic.

Mesomorphic is like Rampage. Quentin Rampage Jackson. You look at that guy. Don't make those monkey noises when I'm talking about a black man. That's just rude. No, I meant fighters. They're huge muscle guys. How dare you. Brock Lesnar is an example of Mesomorph.

It's a guy who's just giant muscle. Big, wide frame. Big hands. Big feet. If you don't think that guy's got a big dick, you're crazy. If you don't think Rampage has a big dick, you're out of your fucking mind. Of course he has a big dick. Look at the rest of them. We talked about Czech Congo. I remember we did a thing on the podcast

about it. Czech Congo was laughing when he saw me because he had heard about it. It's like, it's right here. And he puts his hand down near his knee and joking around about it. Because you look at the dude, you're like, that guy must have a fucking monster in his pants. There's no way he doesn't. He's this gigantic super athlete, 6'4", sculpted, broad shoulders. He's probably got a dick that would just tear you apart.

Or it's really, really small. I don't think so super smooth that would be what a lot of white people would hope that you know at the end of the day

he's small and he likes he likes girls you know to fuck him in the ass with dildos and you know he's not

he's not really this guy it happens though it happens both ways too man Jonathan Daniel Brown who's in that new movie Project X

that I always talk about his dick is fucking like a monster. Who's that? He's a little comic kid, real nice guy. You've met him a couple times. And he's in that new movie Project X, the guys that did Hangover and all that. Right. And it comes out in like March or something.

But he's in that movie. And before he did a porno, he did a bang bus. And it was like Geeks gone bad or something like that and man in that movie he fucking just has a monster dick and it's like he's this little chubby nerdy comic book guy jonathan jonathan daniel brown is that video online can you pull it up uh it's been it's been pulled it's been pulled but i can find you who pulled it um probably the warner brothers do you think they like paid people off to have no jonathan actually told him about it and they're they i think because of what the movie is you know did he tell them about it after they had already cast him no i think they filmed it i

think during the the audition really but see i think that's what this movie is like that cool that they were like it doesn't matter that's actually better you don't think he told them during the audition yeah that's what he said oh like hey there's before you go on or something you should know i did a bang bus once yeah okay yeah that's it and it was uh beautiful man and because if you see beautiful it was because like dude that's like the shit i like because you see that guy and you're just like man you know this guy he he always needs to get pussy he's always you know talking about how he never he laid. He's a virgin, whatever. He just turned 21.

I went to his 21st birthday party. You're hanging around with 20-year-olds. Well, he's such a nice guy. When I first met him, he had a bag of comic books, and I was just like, hey, what do you got there? And I was looking through his comic books, and you could tell when you meet certain people, you're just like, man, this guy, he's good people.

Right, right. And so when I heard he did a porn, I was like, was like oh man i can't believe you did a porn dude what is that's crazy then i saw it i'm like all right this is beautiful because he takes out his dick and you're like what that's that's ridiculous i mean probably like that how many inches 10 inches 10 to 12 inches i'd probably say his dick is 10 to 12 inches it's thick like listen google shirts this man's dick. It's out there. I need to see this.

Pull that shit up on the monitor. How do you say his name again? Jonathan Daniel Brown. I don't think it's listed under that. Homeboy's got a 12-inch dick? Yeah, it's huge. That's ridiculous. I think that would be too much of a good thing.

You know, when you want to get blowjobs, chicks would be like, what the fuck am I going to do with that thing? You know? Like you would say, ajobs, just be like, what the fuck am I going to do with that thing? You know? Like, you would say, like, a guy with, like, a little dick has one advantage, and that is that girls could deep throat the shit out of him all day. Probably feels awesome. But it probably doesn't feel as awesome because there's not as much surface area. Because if a guy with a big dick gets deep throated, that's like a whole long slip and slide of pleasure.

a whole long slip and slide of pleasure, whereas someone with a little dick that's, you know, just a little, a little digit, like a first digit on the finger, it's probably there's never enough sex, probably never, you know, when you're doing long strokes, you think about all the pipe you're laying, you think about all the inches combined, you know, you feel like you're actually getting something done, but if you have a little dick, you probably feel like you're never really getting in there. And as they come, you're never satisfied. It's been pulled. But I

saved it. I pirated Bay. Where is it? It's at the house somewhere. And it's somewhere. But yeah, he's a nice guy. We'll get him on Ice House Chronicles at some point. What is his movie? His movie is called Project X.

It's badass looking. It's like one of those movie previews you're like, oh, that's going to be fun. It actually looks really good. And what is it about? It's one of those high school party animal house type things, but it's like during these times. It looks like it's been done a million times, but you want to watch the preview? We can watch the preview. Sure, let's watch the preview. Okay. Are we allowed to? I think it's like it's been done a million times but you want to watch the preview we can watch the preview sure let's watch the preview okay are we allowed to i think it's

because it's a preview i don't yeah we're only trying to promote your movie for free man uh project x video here we go and it's on YouTube, Project X. Let's see. Mom, Dad. Is this him? Thomas. Where do I start?

Tell me what to do when the giant dick shows up. This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me Then things got a little out of control Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game. There he is Did you see him? Yeah. Right here on the right, walking in with the glasses. Oh, changing the game. Right there.

That guy on the right has a humongous dick, and the other two guys probably... Oh, I've seen his porn. Yeah. Okay, you are exaggerating. You showed this to me before. It's a fairly large dick, but it's nowhere near a foot long. You don't think? No.

But it is a fun video to watch. Just begins to be cool. Game changer. And for the folks that are just listening, this is just all this crazy house party scenes. It's these young geeky guys who are on these super hot chicks, and it just says Project X. Hello? Thomas? Dad, hey. Well, we just wanted to call one last time.

Make sure you were set for the night. Oh, my god. I just drove a car into a pool and his parents left. March 2nd and you go to facebook.com. Never. Never leave your fucking teenage boys alone on a weekend. I've always

been amazed when people do that shit. You know, my sister tried to do that once when we were kids. My parents went somewhere somewhere we were in high school my sister had a fucking party right and I came home and kicked everybody out I'd never did that I think really people did you had to be a retard I kicked out my sister was so pissed off you know you can't tell me you got a hundred fucking people in our house get the fuck out of here I kicked everybody out I was like you got to be out of your fucking mind I would think you gonna allow people to

wander through my bedroom and your bedroom. You don't even know half these fucking people. That's a popularity thing. Like, oh, I want to be popular. Exactly. I want to be cool. Let's have a party. But whenever I used to go to parties in high school, I was always thinking that.

Like, who is allowing these fucking kids to put these parties on? If you go to a party with high school boys and there's drinking, seven out of ten times something fucked up happens. Seven out of ten. Did you have the friends, though? I don't know if we ever talked about this, but did you ever have the friends that had the parents that would drink with you and they would have parties and the parents would be sitting there on the couch drinking with you?

That was very common for some reason. I did have some friends like that, but that doesn't happen anymore. Not in rural, maybe in rural America it does, but that doesn't happen anymore. I mean, it's not in like rural. I mean, maybe in rural America it does. But I mean, in normal cities, that shit doesn't happen. People, they tell their parents, and then their parents have you arrested. You can't just give kids alcohol.

Or they put it on Facebook, and then everyone knows about it. What is the rule about alcohol? You can't even have alcohol in your home. Can you have alcohol in your home if you're under 21? Oh, yeah, absolutely. You can. You can have it in your home. Under your parents alcohol in your home if you're under 21? Oh, yeah, absolutely. You can. You can have it in your home. Under your parents' supervision, are you sure?

Yeah. At what age? I think you're allowed to have alcohol if you're of age and you have younger kids. Let's ask Siri. You think Siri will know? What are you going to say to her? I'm going to say, hmm, that's a good question. How do I?

Whoa, that's real. Good question. How do I... Whoa, that's real. I'm going to say, at what age are young people allowed to drink alcohol under adult supervision? Minors.

I mean, if it's your parents. Under what age are minors? If it's your parents, I think your parents are allowed. Parental supervision. Here we go. Parents can do it. Here's a question.

At what age are minors allowed to drink alcohol under parental supervision? All right, get this right. She's just going to Google that shit. Yeah, she nailed it. You don't understand. Yeah, that's too complicated. Stupid Siri.

Someday. That's way too complicated. Stupid Siri. Someday. That's way too complicated. Is there a way to abbreviate that? Well, I think, isn't it parents are allowed to, you're allowed to let your kids do it, but I'm sure it's not. How about this? Can kids drink alcohol at home? Sorry, I don't understand.

Can kids drink alcohol at home? Okay, let me ask this. home are you a useless cunt I'm sorry Joseph she got she got shitty with me tell me a joke yeah he said or money i can't take any requests like i get that a lot yeah distinct stocks sucks i love it i love it for simple things what is the meaning of life nothing let me try again what is the meaning of life

life the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter That's deep. That's a new one. I haven't heard that one yet. Wrong answer. The answer is to crush your enemies, have them driven before you, and to hit the laminations of the women. Let's see if she understands that.

Wrong answer. The answer is to crush your enemies. Have them deliver before you in the hidden laminations of the women. Siri, you are useless. Siri, did you fart? How about this? How about this?

How about this? Hold on. Bitch. No comment. Oh, that, bitch. No comment. Oh, that dirty bitch. I'm thinking of getting a Droid-frohn. Frohn? She said, are you?

Yes. I think I like Android phones. What is your opinion of them? I prefer not to say. she prefers not to say what's the best android phone on the market what she's doingending the FBI over here. No, no, no. She's going to send you to something. What? Call the market? What the fuck is that?

Okay. Because you can buy Android phones at the market. How about this? How about this? No. No, thank you. I don't want directions. Okay. What are the negatives

in buying an android phone calling red called red band it's calling you that's right have to say is a piece of shit how do you think on you by the way your phone numbers got released on the internet uh... because if she said your phone number you might have to get your number

this dirty whore just ratted you out dude you're gonna go back and they're gonna did she really say it yep sure she said it please don't call me don't call how crazy is it though that that that's what she did she called you she she knows you're my tech guy is your phone ringing hmm no it did you call all you call my old phone oh thank god that's right the new phone is red band reborn that's right you don't even have that phone anymore yeah i do i use it but it's not on no it's not um i have the number that i pay every month for that number for some dumb reason yeah why is it it said call red band that's hilarious siri sucks what a useless fucking service it's like you're paying for something for that number for some dumb reason. Yeah, it said call Red Band. That's hilarious. Siri sucks.

What a useless fucking service. It's like you're paying for something that will be good one day. Well, no, it's good for what it's meant for. Do you use it? Yeah, I use it every day. It's mostly meant for... What? What do you do every day with it?

Mostly it's me laying in bed going, set my alarm clock for 8 and 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Or if I'm driving and somebody texts me, I'll just reply back. And that always works. Really? And you do it through the speaker system in your car yeah because you have a bluetooth ford sync yeah so yeah i use it through that i mean and things like that or like if you're just like you know schedule or what's my schedule like tomorrow i'll read you what what's on your schedules uh or or things like that like dictation and and stuff like that i use it for

for the questions things i don't really ask i never do that like i never do like what what is life and what's farts and stuff stuff i did when i first got it but i don't even like do that anymore i use it mostly just for basic shit you gave up on a little of the shit but it's good you know texting alone is almost dead on or if you're in your car and you put like if you anytime you have a keyboard in your car so like if you you're on google uh it will pull up in your car or you can hit the microphone icon uh which is right there on the bottom yeah and and then you can just speak what you want to search so yeah if you're in your car you can just search shit in your car you shouldn't do that because then you're reading shit don't be fucking with your phone no then i read it i read it law i read it stop lights no i have to read it

out loud to me now the new iph have the voice-to-text function, so you can make text messages with your voice, and it fucking works good, dude. I tried it this weekend. I even said, hey, let's go fuck babies. And then I wrote, I'm just kidding, LOL. And it came out, hey, let's go fuck babies. No way.

Yeah. That's crazy. You know what they also have, I read, is that it has the carrier thing in the software. Oh, IQ carrier? No, only iOS 3. That's when it was in diagnostic mode only. In Android phones, it was being sent out constantly. It's not the same form that it is.

I swear to God, I just read it on a 9-to-5 Mac that it's still in there. Really? That it's still in there and broadcasting? Yeah. Ooh, I haven't heard about this. Is this a new thing? Yeah, I think so. I think they just finally said that they're going to update it,

take it out, and feature update it. What is this Carrier IQ? Is this some government agency, or is it just some diagnostic software that's shitty code? Well, it's all statistics, supposedly, is what it seems like. It's like everything is, yeah, being transmitted, but it's being randomized so you can't pinpoint you with all this information. So I don't know how dangerous or crazy it is, but Al Franken uh hughes that al franken the senator yeah senator he's uh giving them like a deadline what is it congressman or senator yeah whatever he's giving

them a deadline he's giving a deadline to explain what the fuck's going on uh and i think the deadline was today i haven't heard anything new from it but i'm looking right now what the fuck is going on man that? That's creepy shit. Yeah. When I saw that, when that kid, for folks who don't know what's going on, there's a video that's online where an Android developer found a way to go into the operating system and he uncovered some files.

You know, one of the cool things about Android is that, you know, you can kind of hack into them and, like, real techie dudes love them because you can, know you can um root them and put a completely different operating system on them and you know it's like some carriers and some um phone um manufacturers on the android system they put their own user interface on you know like they have motorola blur and there's a couple different ones and some people don't like that so developers create their own shit so there's like a lot of flexibility in the in the platform well this one guy got in it

and he was fucking around and he found out that there's something called carrier iq and that carrier iq literally logs every single thing you do every number you press every time you send a text to someone it shows the actual text and it logs it and sends it to some fucking database somewhere so some company has for every android phone that has this on it some company has an exact record of every freaky text every fucking weirdos every scent every every picture of dudes dicks that went flying through the air all that i is it pictures too a picture store too they just let you know that you sent a picture? I think just sent a picture.

And Apple released a statement, it looks like five days ago, saying we stopped supporting Carrier IQ with iOS 5 in most of our products, in most, and we'll remove it completely in a future software update. Wow. So they still have it in some of their products. Right. Imagine if it's 4S. But they said we never recorded keystrokes, messages, or any other personal information for diagnosed data

and have no plans to ever do so. They did say that. So they used a form of it which was randomized. It wasn't the meat, which is what the androids supposedly text messages and stuff. I don't know how they thought they were going to get away with that. Do you think they thought they were going to get away with that, Do you think they thought they were going to get away with that? Or is it a mistake? What is it?

What's going on here? I think it's one of those things like that South Park skit. Did you read the terms where you agree to something? It probably says in there that you agree that we will send out information to test and for logistics and stuff like that. And track your fucking text messages? And track your text messages. Every freaky thing you said? Yeah.

I mean, how many people are out there right now panicking because of the nutty fucking freak shit that they're into? I want to suck on your toes and piss in your ear. How many people are out there? Oh, Al Franken has given December 14th as its final day to respond to all its requests for information on what the fuck's going on. That's next Thursday.

Yeah. Wow. He's given plenty of time to come up with a good excuse or go to Costa Rica. How crazy is that he is a senator? I mean, that's ridiculous. I remember him being on Saturday Night Live, being the crazy weather guy where he would have in the background, he would have like that umbrella.

Well, he's a very smart man. He's the exact kind of senator you want. He's a very bright guy. He's a guy who can draw the United States of America. You ever see him do that? He can draw it. He draws the shapes of all the states from memory. He just gets a big piece of paper, and he just does the outline,

and it's pretty fucking accurate, man. It's crazy to watch. He's a super, super bright guy and a real patriot. Whether you agree with his politics or don't agree with him, man, there's no doubt about that guy's an intelligent guy and it seems to me that he's always on the right side of things.

Yeah. President someday, right? Oh, it's impossible. He's not sucking enough demon cock. He's not been chosen. I don't think you can be a president unless you're playing ball. Right. Look at Obama. We thought Obama was going to be some big change. He hasn't changed anything. He's changed people's opinions of politics, I'll tell you that, because now people think it's all horseshit. You see this guy get in and they send 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan a couple weeks after he wins a Nobel Prize for peace.

And you're like, what? What is this? This is the strangest change ever. This seems like exactly the same thing. We're still in Afghanistan. And, I mean, now finally they're pulling people out of Iraq. But it's, you know, it's after we've established some sort of a puppet government there. The whole thing is crazy.

after we've established some sort of a puppet government there. The whole thing's crazy. He really proved to me that the system is locked down. And how could it be any other way at this point? When we already know about lobbyists, we already know about special interest groups and all the people that finance political campaigns. And then when they started passing laws saying that corporations were actually like individuals and they could donate as much money as they wanted to presidential candidates and political candidates, the fucking game's over.

It's hijacked. It's done. A guy like Al Franken or a guy like Ron Paul or, and people keep getting mad at me. Like, why are you saying that he never has a chance? Don't say that Ron Paul doesn't have a chance. It's bullshit. It's disrespectful for all those people that are working on the campaign. I'm not saying it because I wouldn't want

Ron Paul to be president. It's just my opinion. And it's not saying that this can't be overcome because I'm certain it can. It's not like this evil, corrupt empire that's running this country can stay in place forever. No, it's cyclical.

It's all going to move out and some new people are moving in and the people that are alive now will be dead eventually. But I just think the way it's set up right now, we're in a state where people have accepted the fact that it's corrupt. And until they rush Washington DC with fucking torches and pitchforks, they don't really have the right attitude.

This is not going to change through voting. Voting isn't going to change a goddamn thing. You can't vote for anybody you can't they don't give you the chance you you don't get the opportunity to action if you did they would read the machines it's been proven to improve the die-bold company go look up the hbo documentary the hacking democracy with a show that they've

made electronic voting machines with uh... third-party option or something come in and the third party can put in information. Not the person voting, not the person recording the vote, but a third party can come in and change the vote. They changed it on the show. They showed it. This stuff has been engineered to rig.

These computer programmers, there's many of them online that have gone over the software and said there's only one way or one reason to make a machine like this that's coded like this. That's so that you can manipulate the data. Period. That's fucked up.

It's fucked up. Beyond fucked up. You know, when Kerry won that Bush election, that was one of the first times ever where the exit polls did not match the actual numbers. It's like things were weird. It's like people thought that Kerry was going to win by a landslide in certain places, and he would wind up losing by a small percentage. And if you look at, I shouldn't say landslide. I don't think he was projected to win anywhere by a landslide, but even win it.

My point is, if you look at what these programmers, there's this one guy who's very, very well-spoken and very credentialed, very educated computer programmer, very well-respected guy, and he was going in-depth about the way this was constructed and that there's only one way or one reason to do that, and that's for deception that's for for changing it so that's why i say a guy like ron paul's probably never going to get in there now when you talk to this guy like shane and you just you know you you see all the shit this guy sees or you hear about all the shit this guy sees you know you really worry man like how bad can things get can can things get worse here you know are we is that what 2012? Like a period of the great slide where we slide backwards before we rebuild again

and have to have some new constitution drafted up because these fucking cunts ruined everything? What happens? I don't know. It seems like even though it sucks and everything sucks and there's definitely good things. But it doesn't. It's still the best country in the world. This is the best time to be alive unemployment's actually up for the first time in like i don't know seven or eight years down no i mean yeah down so jobs more for the first time

yeah but it was only like by a point percentage or something like that but but it's in the right direction i would think eventually you know people are going to find things to do and people are going to create their own jobs and find you know things that they can sell if it's a real free market. What I'm worried about is that the banks are going to collapse even further. I'm worried about the commercial real estate market. I'm worried about the credit card market. There's a lot of shit that's still very flimsy in this current economic situation. And when we look at Europe and what's going on with Greece and Greece is essentially going

bankrupt and Europe is trying to bail them out and everyone's trying to make sure that they don't collapse and it's just like how I mean does it have to fall apart to be rebuilt correctly you know you wonder you're like man am I am I prolonging my punishment can I just take my medicine now can we go through a shit period of 10 years and all of a sudden have a rebuilt society and everything runs nice and smooth and even? Yeah. There was something I wanted to bring up. We had a guy on a podcast yesterday. His name was Skyler.

And he was in Arizona with his – for Black Friday. He decided, I'm just going to check out Black Friday. He's a comic actor here in LA and he has a new show on Fuel. But anyways, he was in on Black Friday and there was this old man with his little kid and they had this thing where you have to like touch something and then when they hit a buzzer or something, like everybody goes crazy and grabs video games, you know. Like it's set up for

like chaos it's like walmart should be shot in the head for how they they do this is it only walmart or do a lot of stores do this i think there's a lot of stores that probably do this but walmart's always known for having ridiculous things like this where it's just people are getting trampled or where they have things where you have to touch something till you know anyways so the this this family was there a husband and wife and their nephew or something and uh this old this guy like it was madness everyone was like fucking chaos and he puts this game in his belt so he could hold on to his kid because this kid was getting trampled and stuff like that a policeman

saw him put this game in his belt fucking threw him off he was like hey you get up and the old man was like puts his hands up and the the policeman throws him down the ground smashes his face blood's just pouring out the guy is knocked out he can't even breathe his fucking kid comes around and goes like what the fuck dad no he was pretty and his kid's five years older this nephew it's five years ago no he didn't steal he put it to hold me like his kid was even saying that while it was happening so it's like five year old is not gonna lie he's not gonna be like i'm smart enough to know that my dad was shoplifting and he was putting the game in his pants right you know like and uh here i want you to look at this video he actually skylar

the guy was here filmed the whole thing saw the whole thing had to grab the kid and hold the kid and like calm the kid down. Then we found the wife, and he actually got lawyers for this family, and he's going back and helping this family out because of the police brutality. How old is this guy? Skyler? The old guy. You'll see him right here.

And he didn't do anything. Oh, my God. I saw his blood by his face. Is this necessary for shoplifting? And he didn't do anything. There's all this blood by his face. He wasn't even shoplifting. Oh my God, there's blood all over his face. Oh my god. He's completely unconscious. For a $15 video game, Joe. And blood is all over his face.

Yeah. Oh, now he's trying to wake up, so he's twitching. Wow. I see here somebody said he wasn't even shoplifting. So it's some asshole cop that got a little carried away. And now he's massaging the guy, trying to wake him up. Oh, my god. And so the police, the cop that did it, he was put on administrative

leave while they're doing this. This guy's still unconscious. This guy suffered massive head trauma. He's still unconscious. His face is covered in blood. What do you think? You did that to him? Are you serious? Some woman just stepped in and said she was a nurse and she's trying to help. I almost got it on video of him actually getting blown up.

There was several witnesses, though, so that's good. Yeah, well, whatever. That guy's brain is cooked. And here's something interesting. Right above this, there was five security cameras, and Walmart is saying, because these are all off-duty cops that Walmart has hired, all five of those cameras did not record anything. And so the next day, Skyler, our friend that was on the show, came into Walmart to record all

those things, and there was now banners in front of all the cameras blocking the view. And where that guy's laying right now, there's a carpet and a table. And they're just covering their ass. So the fact that there's no video... And plus, if you're going to shoplift,

you probably wouldn't shoplift a $15 game on Black Friday. You'd probably shoplift just on a Thursday. You know what I mean? Like, well, whatever. I mean, he might've been shoplifting, but either, even if he was, you'd have to take this frail guy and smash his fucking face like that. Yeah. And so here's, here's the actual news report of, if you want to watch this, this is kind of interesting. Well, Black Friday getting a black eye, not only here in the Valley, THIS IS KIND OF INTERESTING. WELL, BLACK FRIDAY GETTING A BLACK EYE, NOT ONLY HERE IN THE VALLEY, BUT AROUND THE COUNTRY.

MORE ON THE INCIDENTS NATURALLY. AND THERE'S ALL THIS BLUR AROUND THE GUY'S FACE, AND YOU CAN'T SEE THE BLOOD. ABOUT THIS VIDEO FROM A WALMART IN BUCKEYE. A GRANDFATHER ENDS UP WITH A BLOODY FACE, AND SOME SHOPPERS BLAME THE BUCKEYE POLICE. THAT'S RIGHT, BUT POLICE THIS AFTERNOON HAVE A MUCH DIFFERENT STORY THAN WHAT SOME WITNESSES TOLD US THIS MORNING. Buckeye Police. That's right, but police this afternoon have a much different story than what some witnesses told us this morning. Miriam Garcia spoke to police just a few moments ago, and it's live in Buckeye. Miriam, what's their story? Kristen, Buckeye Police say that cell phone video only shows the end of what actually happened out there. They also say that the officer involved did nothing wrong. Now, let's get you to that cell phone video that's causing all of this controversy. It happened late last night at a Walmart in Buckeye,

and a rush of shoppers stormed the video game section of Walmart. A man was there with his grandson and his wife, and people around them were pushing and shoving to get video games. The 54-year-old man put a video game in his waistband. Police say he was trying to steal that video game, but witnesses tell us he put the game in his waistband to have his hands free so he could get his grandson out of the crowd. Police say they confronted him and he resisted arrest, flailing his arms when they tried asking him about That's Skyler. That's the guy that did it. They were snapping it from him. Like, he was almost out, man. There's nothing on the surface to indicate our officers didn't do anything inappropriate.

You know, it's difficult when you're arresting an individual because you don't know how that individual is going to act. That's the problem. And, you know, sometimes, you know, as police officers, we deal with people that seem like they're going to be violent up front, and then it's a very passive arrest. And then other times you go to arrest people where it seems to be passive, and it could go south very quickly.

And the man involved is 54-year-old Gerald Newman. He was treated at a local hospital, and then he was booked in a jail for resisting arrest and shoplifting. Oh, my God. For a video game. There is always an investigation, but they tell us the officer involved is still out there on the streets again we just talked to the police chief out here he says he looked at the video and he believes nothing that uh... the

officers actions were justified again that video only shows the very and of what happened even went into the walmart to see if they could get the beginning of that incident but they tell us OF WHAT HAPPENED. THEY EVEN WENT INTO THE WALMART TO SEE IF THEY COULD GET THE BEGINNING OF THAT INCIDENT. BUT THEY TELL US WALMART VIDEO CAMERAS WEREN'T RECORDING OR STORE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OFFICER CONFRONTED WHO THEY'RE CALLING A SUSPECT. SO ON BLACK FRIDAY, THE BUSIEST CRAZIEST DAY IN HISTORY OF SHOPPING, THEIR CAMERAS JUST WERE NOT RECORDING AT WALMART.

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT WHOLE THING IS THAT THE GUY DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE THE STORE. history of shopping their cameras just were not recording at walmart and and another thing about that whole thing is that the guy didn't even leave the store so like he was still in the store in most cities in most states you're allowed to do whatever you want to with whatever product you have like you can put it in your coat you put in your shirt until you leave the the premises like the front door that's when it's considered shoplifting so that's why they can't catch you like if you're fucking like like a lot of people like even drink like they open up a can of pop in the middle of the store and start drinking it you know in the store because they know they're going to the cashier to pay for it you know and that that is the same thing where they're actually

drinking the product you know or eating the product and stuff and we're talking about like a 15 video game so the skyler said that when it happened he was standing right next to the guy and the guy just like you know like when the cop was like you know hey you're shoplifting the guy the old man's like no I'm not he puts his hands up and and instead of just grabbing this old man or this dude's hand he's fucking leg sweeps them to the ground and cracks his skull and they fucking and he's still fucking resisting arrest he's in jail or he's in jail for resisting arrest and shoplifting are you fucking kidding me walmart needs to be shot and i'm glad

we got to put this out yeah people can see this the walmart part is sick and the cop part is sick though that guy should not be a cop if that's the way you react you should not be a fucking cop for the most part cops are cool you know for the most part cops don't want to do shit like this cops it would way rather have no incidents happen, but there's some dumb fucks that are cops, and they're in a situation when they have to make a judgment call, and their dumb fuck brain

causes them to leg sweep some old man that is putting a video game, obviously, in his pants to hold onto his son or his grandson. That's just sad, man. That makes me sick. Yeah, and the fact that Walmart's lying about the fucking video. It's just more police state bullshit you know it's just this we're too tense man people are

too fucking tense too riled up too ready to go to battle even right here at home you know a fucking old man you leg sweep him and you see that guy the guy was so frail yeah just a regular old man face planted covered in blood. And his poor fucking grandson has to think about that. And he was just being silly and running away or not listening. And grandpa got swept and fucking knocked unconscious by some asshole cop. God damn, that makes me sick. Well, I'm glad your friend got that video, dude.

Yeah. I wonder what's going to happen now, though. He's flying back very soon because he's like the lead witness. And so he actually interviewed the lawyers for the family. He went and interviewed lawyers and found the best police brutality lawyer that he could find. So he's been doing all this legwork for this family. Because if you saw this yourself and you saw the whole thing play down you would i mean i i it made me angry i didn't i wasn't even there so he's luckily skyler's been kicking ass and just like helping his family out a lot so they got him a

good lawyer and he's going back to to do all that well that's fucking awesome man good for that guy good for that guy and we had your boy uh from Occupy LA here the other day. We only talked to him for five seconds. Yellow band. That's what he wants to call himself? Yeah. Is that his name or yours? He said he likes it, so. So it's his now.

Yeah, he's going to be helping me out around the studio so as soon as we get some sponsors and stuff. How do you meet that guy? He's actually friends with Sam. He went to college with Sam Tripoli, and he's helped on they Show for a long time. And he does animation. Really?

So he's done a lot of little short things for Sam in the past. And I've just always kind of kept touch with that guy. He's a good guy. We should just say, all those people out there that make those video clips, there's a lot of video clips that wind up being made out of rants from the podcast, and there's a bunch of animated clips that get made being made out of rants from the podcast and there's a bunch of animated clips that get made. Whoever the fuck's doing that, all of you, whoever, the people

that are doing it, that is the coolest fucking thing. It's one of the coolest things about this podcast is finding little snippets and little pieces that people have turned into videos and pieces that people have turned into cartoons. It's fucking awesome. We're having a lot of fun. So if you haven't subscribed to Death Squad, subscribe to Death Squad.

It's on iTunes. And that's where you're going to get the Ice House Chronicles, which is a regular event here where we have podcasts going on as the comedy show is going on. We go back and forth, and it's a lot of fun. Except I heard a bunch of dudes were talking about how much money they made the other day, and everybody got annoyed at them that was interesting though that was that was to me really interesting it was uh bernard kreischer and steve renis easy

uh because they're both on uh cable channels you know one's on his or whatever uh f what is it what are they on the league fx and the other ones the travel travel channel and so they were saying you know like uh how much they made per episode and we were all kind of betting like i i totally was off uh john heffron was out of out in the blue like he had he was he was so low that like john was all like to hear that shit though yeah it's but it is interesting people feel like you're bragging i did i didn't do it not you. I mean you, but you talk about your salary. It did depress the fuck out of me to think that one of the – I'm not even going to say who. One of the guys was making per episode more than –

almost as much as I make per year, which is just like what? Are you kidding me? What? That's ridiculous. Which one? Who cares? Folks, this fucking podcast is clearly over. Thanks for everything.

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