The Joe Rogan Experience - #165 - Bruce Lipton (Part 2)

Episode Date: December 13, 2011

Joe sits down with Bruce Lipton.

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Peace Cubans with the Jesus piece With my peace Is that something that someone did Actually with Siri? It's hacked, somebody hacked Their iPhone, you can tell when he Opens it and closes his phone. It has a weird look to it.

So I think somebody just, you know. Oh, they do that? They do that? They root iPhones as well? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that people were hacking into iPhones. Of course. I think there's like websites you can just go to and it's just where you.

What looks hacked about that? That looks like just an iPhone. Let's go forward go let me see uh i guess i guess not it looks like i thought there's icons on the two top or something but that looks like soundcloud so yeah yeah that looks like a normal iphone well i think that's the only way you could possibly do it i think that has to be a hacked iphone or the whole thing is fake because i think the whole thing is much more likely fake. Because there's one thing I noticed at the very end of this video, which you can find on Vimeo,

it says something different than she says on the writing here. So maybe this writing part was just Final Cut Pro or something. Well, it says Siri, Siri, Siri, can't you see? Someone typed that in? What is that? It's definitely not Siri.

They either faked the video or they rooted their iPhone. But I think it's probably more fake. That's like a big thing with the Android people, man. Android, that's the one thing that they love about it, the fact that you can do that. Yeah. Dudes who get into Android, they're like, dudes who are like really into fucking Unix and shit. Right.

You know, like rooting things. I'm a Linux contributor. Dude, we forgot to record the video plug again. Yeah, we keep forgetting. Sorry, folks. So he had to go, though. He really did have to go. He did have to go.

Did have to leave. That was a fascinating guy, though, wasn't he? Yeah, that was really interesting. And it definitely was shit that I've already thought about before, you know. And it's kind of interesting to hear it from somebody that has some cred. Well, I think some, you know, I think, you know, as you get older in life and you have a certain amount of experiences and you sort of learn the way the world's been working for you, you know, you start thinking, I wonder if it works like this.

I wonder if this is really what's going on. And that's basically like every i wonder that i ever had you know he just comes out and says yes it does yes your your mind your consciousness controls everything your environment controls how the genes are made like what yeah the fuck by the way dude fear factor last night it was so great to see it like i forgot how much i missed it i i've watched every single episode even till the very end i i watched it and it wasn't because of you or anything i just that was a show that i thought was always fun to cringe at and just you know you you had more emotion of

just sitting there with a blank look staring at a tv you're actually like like i'm just like you know like it freaks you out a little bit better than most shows so last night it was also awesome seeing it take it to the next level, especially HD I thought was so awesome. You could actually see the bugs' intestines and stuff like that in more detail and the explosions, of course. The explosions were pretty sweet. Sound editing on that show is awesome.

The editors were badass. It was very surreal watching it, very surreal. Yeah. And, you know, it's's just strange the whole thing was strange it's i mean strange to live it and strange to do it again strange to see it on tv again i fucking never thought i would be doing that show again i never thought how could it happen this is a just a chapter in my life and i've moved past that now and and then to do it again but i i enjoyed it man i really did i thought it was fun i thought it was a fun fucking show was that was that mom and uh uh son thing real oh yeah it's all real that was disturbing oh yeah

well you know what the casting my boy rich really knows how to fucking bring these people in they know how to pick them man at this point in time too there's so many people that want to do any sort of a reality show that you can find some real characters man you can find some that that one character the guy that uh that was like a self-motivator guy with the the hot blonde yeah he just left she didn't know how to swim and he just left her drowning like in the middle of the water that was sad i felt bad for that girl you know i felt bad that she didn't know how to swim and she tried to do that you know she looked she wanted to win and she thought maybe once she got in there she would figure out how to do it that she didn't know how to swim and she tried to do that you know she looked she wanted to win and she thought maybe once she got in there she would figure out how to do it but she didn't know how to swim that was disturbing i had to rescue her it's weird

you guys didn't have an idea i think they had a plan i think the plan was he said i know you don't know how to swim but i'll carry you right i don't think you realize how hard that is to do it's really hard to do and you swim slow as fuck when you're doing that like you can't just swim when you're carrying someone's body. It takes a long time. It takes more than twice the time. She was pulling him down and he was panicking, so he left her out there. It's weird thinking not being able to swim. You should not be a grown adult.

That should be something that they have to teach you in third grade and you have to pass a test. Yeah. Apparently she didn't grow up in the best neighborhood. She wasn't happy about it, obviously she grew up in vegas right that hot chick i don't know did she she grew up she grew up in the mandalay bay how dare you she's so hot she was so hot that chick she was very pretty i wonder if she was like his friend and they came on like as a uh like he hired her yeah that's that seems like it makes more sense.

Yeah, it's very possible. And then she just agreed to get on. I mean, why not? Why not just say, you know, say it's my boyfriend. I would do that. Yeah. You want to get on couples here

and fuck together? Do we have to be couples? Yeah, we'll just pretend. Okay. That's why he left her in the water. That makes 100% sense, right? You'd never leave your girl in the water. Well, if you thought you were drowning,

you might... If you thought someone would rescue her, if you separated, you might separate. But you would say something. Save her. You would say, save her. That's what I would say. If I knew that I couldn't rescue her... First of all, if someone does not swim at all

and they're flailing around, they can drag you under. You have to get them to relax. So you have to be fucking good at that. That's not an easy thing to do. Just start start kissing them right and then they get in the couple's embrace suck a finger and put it right in their pooper calm them down like when you got a good hold of their pooper right and especially the thumb you press the thumb on the coccyx is that i just wanted to say coccyx and it was also so weird seeing because it was all uh ex-boyfriend

ex-girlfriends which i thought was a great idea for casting wise but it was weird seeing that like that one guy that were uh there was like a guy and this girl that was like fake boobs or i think she had fake boobs but like a kind of a weird body you know like hot older body and and he she he just like fucking with her like she controlled the whole relationship. It was weird seeing why people broke up probably because she was like, yes ma'am, yes ma'am. I don't know if you remember that guy that he pretty much took orders

from her the whole time during Fear Factor. Yes, totally. You can kind of see why the relationships ended. It was so interesting. I liked it. That's why they chose those people. They chose them because they knew they would be fascinated to watch.

It's weird how bad some people's relationships are. It's weird. But there were some people that were fun. They had fun relationships. Like the one couple, they were exes, but now they're just friends. The Twilight kid and her pretty friend. Team Twilight. That was so fucking hilarious

and hard rider or easy rider but team twilight they were very nice people yeah they were super cool yeah they um she was gorgeous yeah she's really pretty and he was a good looking guy and they were they were actually friends i mean it was legit because they used to date and they didn't work out and they both have different girlfriends now or boyfriends and they're friends right you know it was they were the healthiest fucking group by far out of any of them. Yeah. The other ones, like the fucking Easy Riders, those guys were fighting like cats and dogs. And then the other guy, you felt sorry for that one dude.

Yeah. I felt bad for him. He was controlled by his wife, his ex. It was sad. And she would say shit. And you'd just go, oh, poor dude. He has to just sit there and eat that. I couldn't do that

with my exes i i not most of them you don't want to be in that position everyone knows you don't want to be in that disadvantageous position where you are you are giving into them all the time right you know you don't want to be there man you don't want to be there where they're yelling at you you don't want to be there that that position sucks yeah and that one guy even was like you know like he dropped a uh cow heart i think it was he dropped a cow heart and uh and you could tell that she was blaming him for losing right and then like somebody else dropped it and he goes yeah see look it was hard to see it was hard to see you know like he like it was it was so sad to see that yeah so yeah it's hard it's hard dealing with people like that not dealing with them i mean but being around them and going, hey, you guys are just fucking up each other's lives. You need to get the fuck away from her, dude.

I know you feel like somehow or another you got this connection with her. You got to see her to get your kids from her. But other than that, stay away because this woman is chopping you down. It's like some guys. When a dude can't get a chick anymore, when a girl is no longer impressed with a guy, when the fucking magic is over, and she is not attracted to the guy at all, that is the worst time you can be around that girl.

Because she will have you feeling like you are worthless. And that will, in turn, it's not going to motivate you. It's going to make you feel like shit. And it's going to probably ruin all these other aspects of your life, too. So if you're on a regular relationship with someone who treats you like shit and is not whatsoever attracted to you, that's devastating for you as a person and so like while we're around this poor guy we have to see this and like oh you can't blame her she knew you like who you like man but you gotta you know for him he's gotta get the fuck away man run this is your

reality you're creating as bruce lipton would tell. Yeah. Right? Yeah, exactly. Speaking of which, man, I have to apologize to Todd Bridges, man. I fucked up. And I did this interview and they always ask you, what was it like, the old fear factor? You do 100 interviews and after a while you just run out of shit to talk about and you'll talk about anything. And one of the things that came up, we were talking about C-listers that were on the show. I'm going to just read it so there's no mistake whatsoever in what I said.

The question was, the guy says, I remember it was more C-listers and blasts from the past like Todd Bridges. And I said, yeah, he was a really weird one. He's an angry dude. I think he murdered somebody. Did he get away with manslaughter? I'm serious. You shouldn't print that because I think it says you shouldn't print.

It said you should print that, but that's not what I said. I said you shouldn't print that because I think he got in some sort of a fight in a crack house and wound up killing someone. Hold on. Let me fact check right now. They actually put the whole thing in me saying, hold on, let me fact check right now. And then I say, yeah, Todd Bridges attempted murder

and attempted voluntary manslaughter charges. He shot somebody, five gunshots and a knife wound. The jury acquitted him, though. That was 1989. He was 23 years old. Then I said, but yeah, I didn't enjoy being with him. He was a weird, angry guy. He blamed his losing on the producers like they wanted to get rid of him.

There's some people who just think that the world is out to get them, and he felt like that in a big way. It was interesting from a psychological standpoint. One of the reasons why I said this, he got upset at me when he got eliminated from the show and wouldn't believe that he was actually eliminated. He believed that they wanted him to get eliminated. I went to shake his hand, and he wouldn't even shake my hand.

He just, like, put his hands back and he walked away. I was like, this is so fucking childish. And then I thought about him, like, this poor guy, man. He grows up in the limelight on a fucking big show like Different Strokes. Try developing on television like that. And we've talked about that so many times, how insane that must be. Try developing on television. So all I did was comment on him like he wasn't a person.

Comment on him like I wasn't concerned with his feelings, that he would listen to it. And despite the fact that, you know, he was in some sort of a situation at Crack House, you know, this was a long time ago. And, you know, I don't know him. And I just said it. And I shouldn't have said it.

It's really, you know, whether it's true or not is not the point. The point is there's no reason for me to say it. And he's friends with my friend Dave. And my friend Dave and him talked and he said he's been sober for 19 years and this upset him. And I thought about it. I'm like, who the fuck am I

to just randomly bring up some shit about some dude's past that's going to make him feel bad? You know, it was not, there was no reason why I should have done it. I did it, it was lazy thinking on my part. I should have never done it. And I should have, you know,

looked at his life as like one picture. I don't know that dude. And apparently he's been sober for like 19 years. And he does a lot of good things. He does interventions and shit. So I opened up my mouth when I shouldn't have. And I apologize. So Todd Bridges, if you're out there, please accept my apology.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. He's right. I totally agree. I could have totally avoided saying anything about his past or anything about him as a person you know i get bored sometimes man and this is no excuse but it's true you know you do a hundred interviews about fear factor and stuff like that you can get psychologically lazy you know you get sloppy with what you say and you as you can see everything i said there including don't print that which actually says

or instead of shouldn't print that, it actually says should print that. But I most certainly said shouldn't print that because I went to fact check that. Because of that, they put every single word I said. So you get a chance to see my whole thought process on it. So I don't know what the fuck happened to him, obviously. I wasn't there.

The guy got acquitted. Good. That's beautiful. I don't hold any the fuck happened to him. Obviously, I wasn't there. The guy got acquitted. Good. That's beautiful. You know, I don't hold any ill will towards him, and I feel bad that I brought it up, and I shouldn't have. So I apologize. You know that the NT and the should and the shouldn't is going to be the new Tower 7 for you.

That's what I swear to God. That's what I said. No, I'm a mumbling fuck. You know, you talk to me over the phone, especially with these goofy headsets that I insist on wearing. You ever seen those things I have? I walk around my house, so I like it because I can talk on the phone and do shit at the same time.

Tom Cruise style, but Tom Cruise 1984. Yeah, so actually I've got a cord, and the cord goes directly into the cordless phone. But it's the best way to do it because the phone's cordless. The phone sticks in my back pocket. It's got a little clip, and I can walk around the house. I play pool with them on the phone sometimes. Yeah that's why radio shack is still in business because of people like you buying those crazy

get them from radio shack you got to get them from hello direct hello direct yeah that hello direct is the the best company in the world for business phones hello direct yeah they make uh big conference phones and they make uh really good headsets that you listen to a cordless phone on where it's like real high-end. It sounds really good, really strong, but it's expensive equipment. But it's expensive because it's really high-end stuff. It's really worth it. But, you know, you can get any fucking headset, man. I got a Sony one that was like $30.

It's pretty good. It's not bad at all, you know. Are you sure Hello Direct is not like a home shopping network of Bluetooth accessories i don't think so i think they make cell phone i mean i think they make uh phone headsets did john heffron turn you on my climate scheme am i in denial i think that's what that is i found john heffron has never tried to rip us off i just want to be clear about that he's a great guy and he would never do anything dishonest but john heffron occasionally has these fucking plans we're like dude all i have to do is uh i start this one business in uganda

you know i give them the keys and they have money that comes to me for the rest of my life dude i'm set like he's got like this sort of like crazy lottery winner scam mentality sort of a thing as far as like him wanting to like find some one product that like really takes off like what is it like an anthony robbins thing because i know he's into that shit i don't know i don't even know who that is that is you don't know anthony robbins is uh google knows it for me i don't know if i ever need that information i just use google i might know who you've never heard of tony robbins t Robbins. You know who Tony Robbins is? The motivational speaker guy? He's fucking gigantic.

He's huge. No. Is he like a Buble? Because I just found out about Buble, and now he's haunting me. Who's Buble? Some Buble guy that sings a lot. And now, like somebody told me, you don't know who Mike Buble is? And now, everywhere I go, I tried to buy a bottle of wine last night.

And it was like, oh, you just won a free Buble album. What? And I don't know who this Buble guy is, but it's just crazy. This is a new character? I don't know. A new dude. It seems like it's not. I got shamed down because I don't know who Buble is. Do you have some music? No, you can't even play some music. I can't even play a movie. We don't want to get sued by the latest and greatest

Buble. But he's haunting me now. I don't know why. It's the holiday season or something. I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never even heard of this. Well, now you'll get Buble'd non-stop. You'll find Buble everywhere. I don't think I will. Yeah, you about. I've never even heard of this. Well, now you'll get booblayed nonstop. You'll find booblay everywhere. I don't think I will. Yeah, you will. I'm guessing in your reality,

booblay. I just cursed you with the booblay curse. No, you can't win over my reality. I control my own reality. You can't get in it. Oh, yeah?

It's an impenetrable bubble, sir. You can't booblay me. You'll be driving home when you get booblayed. Send me some links. It won't even enter my mind. I'll look at it. I'll click on the link.

I'll go, oh, it's Brian. I'm sorry. You just got booblayed. You think so? I booblayed all over your face. Dude, you think so? douchebag you think so I'm blue blade all over your face dude you think so dude I'd all I know is I'm gonna be on The Tonight Show on Friday with Ron fucking Paul musical guest boo-bleh you watch oh my god could you imagine if it was I would just pull my pants down shit over make it happen

yes you make it just blast diarrhea blast diarrhea all over Jay's desk. I've been on the kale shakes a lot lately, man. My poop is fantastic. I love that, man. Dude, Buble is the new kale. Buble is the new kale? Yes, because you kale me. Buble is going to be the new Olive Garden. I'm going to throw a fucking bottle of water at you. I went to the Olive Garden the other day and it wasn't that good.

What happened? I tried all their new stuff and it wasn't that good. What happened? I tried all their new stuff, and it was like... Oh, they're trying to get crafty? Well, no, no, it's not even that. It's like I found that I eat late at night, so I always go at 9 o'clock when it closes at 10, and you could tell the kitchen starts to break down at a certain moment. Most restaurants, the kitchen's like,

all right, we can start to break down, meaning you can stop making new soup, you can start putting everything away, because there's only a few people left you know to order food and i feel like uh lately every time i go to a restaurant at that time period it sucks and like the the ravioli i had was like overcooked the the they have like uh they have lasagna that's deep fried now or something like that it's so awesome so awesome. But that felt like it was sitting in the fryer for 20 minutes, so they probably pre-cooked it or something like that. But don't go to a restaurant after 9 o'clock is what I'm saying.

You'll have not as good as food. Because then we'd be tired. Well, it's just because they start closing down the kitchen because it's about to close. And people are tired, too. It's my fault. Don't go to Olive Garden after 9 o'clock. Yeah, Olive Garden is like a 6pm sort of a meal

6pm on the road Lunch Any restaurant is what I'm saying Not just Olive Garden Got to eat dinner with Anthony Bourdain Oh really? Yeah, in Toronto Where'd you go?

Some restaurant, some nice place It was pretty cool We got there when it was about to close And they had a bar We sat in the bar area and they said uh you know the regular menu is closed but we got this menu and i said um can you tell the chef that anthony bourdain is here that's what i said you dropped the bird i totally did because she didn't i don't think she knew she uh so she ran back and the chefs came back with a book and he fucking signed their book and shit it was wow the coolest meal ever me and my pal anthony giordano and uh anthony and his crazy wife his wife wants to fight she's like could

you imagine his wife is a badass dude she's been doing jujitsu and muay thai for like four years completely obsessed she does them every day one in the morning one at night i mean she's like she's got a thick neck and she's got fucking muscular arms and apparently she's like super super aggressive i'm like wow what a what a strange situation that would be have a wife that might be able to kick your ass man yeah might be able to put a beating on you do you think you could deal with that no you don't think you deal with that no what if your chick just started getting into jujitsu and fucking wanted her and then eventually wanted to roll with you like come on bitch no come on bitch what if you're fucking her and then in the middle she's like eat my pussy and right when you and fucking wanted her. And then eventually wanted to roll with you. Like, come on, bitch. No. Come on, bitch. Who is that?

What if you're fucking her and then in the middle she's like, eat my pussy. And right when you go down and she slaps a triangle on you and just puts you to sleep. Could you imagine if that was like fun for her?

She hooks your leg. You try to get off the bed. She hooks your leg. Boom. Just slaps that sucker down. No. You wouldn't be into that? No.

Would that scare the shit out of you? No. What if she was laughing? Yes. And she said, listen, I promise I'll blow you every day for a year. Who cares? That's like nothing. That's like, hey, you want a handful of nickels?

I shouldn't have taken your soul. I shouldn't have choked you unconscious. Wow. And have you always terrified every time you near me now. You have to switch the word blowjob. You have to switch it with something else. Blowjob means nothing to me. Really? What would she have to do? Give you money? No. You have to switch the word blowjob. You have to switch it with something else. Blowjob means nothing to me. Really?

What would she have to do? Give you money? No. I don't know. Pimp go out in the street for you? Show that she really loves you? Cuddle during a movie? That's all you want, right?

That's all you want. Back rubs. Animal massage. Fucking weirdo. Did you see... Oh, wait. I think you posted it. That Christmas short

that was supposed to be In front of Yeah Anthony Bogdano Yeah His holiday special Last night was so freaky If you DVR

No reservations DVR it And check out the Or find it You know in DVRs You can search it It'll probably play In a repeat

I think the travel network Plays it all the time Because sometimes I'll like I have it set to record All of my DVR And I'll come home And there'll be like 20 of them But I've been gone For like a week i think the travel network plays it all the time because sometimes i like i have it set to record all of my dvr and i'll come home they'll be like 20 of them like i've been gone for like a week like how the fuck is there 20 of these things on here but it's just like they play the shit out of the show so if you find the holiday one it's crazy it's so weird it's a really he told me about he told me it was going to be nutty but i didn't

know what to expect i don't want to tell you anything. No spoilers. You've got to see it. It's so bizarre, but awesome. It was creepy. Yeah, it came out of nowhere. And this animation that they pulled from the show, apparently this is like... Did you watch it? No. It was creepy.

No. I can see why they pulled it. It was creepy. It was almost maybe, I think, a viral marketing attempt for the travel channel the whole thing no how does that work can we play that on the podcast uh yeah are we sure i know somebody must own that no no i don't know i'm sure we couldn't play the siri thing at the beginning but you know it's yeah but someone doesn't own that that's just

a stupid computer voice if anything the the people who own the Biggie song. Anymore, who knows? Is it illegal for me to post random movies in the background on the wall? If it's only showing one inch of it. Don't talk about that shit. Who knows, though? Don't talk about that shit. Why are you going to bring that up?

That's like El Cucuy. Don't talk about it. It'll come. It's like Candyman. I'm not allowed to draw Gary Coleman, am I? No. No, you're not. Yeah, that's how you know how fucked up that show was.

Two of them are dead. I love that show. That's one of the shows I grew up in, and I love everything about that show. Yeah. I need another. It's so weird watching TV nowadays. They don't have that anymore because that's not, like, who cares? Oh, you have a little black kid that you adopted.

Who cares? Now what is it? A little Iraqi kid? Oh, you got an Iraqi kid? Two Iraqi kids and you're an old man? Oh, man. Could you imagine if that was a fucking sitcom? Jesus Christ.

You can't have those kind of sitcoms anymore. You could never have Sanford and Son anymore. So if you had anything that was like semi-racist, like an all-in-the-family, you couldn't have that today. So how are you going to have, you know, you'd miss out on 80% of the jokes. If you had some guy with two little Arab kids. Dude, Bublé

and Abdul. That would be the name of the whole thing. It'd be like Bublé with two Iraqi kids. Stop, Brian. Stop. Stop or I'll end the podcast. I swear to God. You're not bringing me into your retarded world. In your Buble world? You're going to be haunted.

So let's talk about this Mindbook thing, man, that these guys wanted us to talk about. Yeah. And they left. They have a social networking site they put together.

These are the people that just left that were with Mr. Lipton. And it's called www.mindbook.ws. called www. mindbook.ws www.mindbook.ws www.mindbook.ws Why did I say www? What am I, a fucking

moron? People don't know that. H-T-T-P colon backslash backslash forward slash. The forward slash backslash thing, who cares? It's forward slash.

That's like spell checking me nowadays. Well, it's weird that that's the same protocol. These little simple numbers. How long is it going to be before let's just write the word in and go right to it? Yeah. HTTP dot dot. I mean, if you write CNN.com, you don't have to write all that other shit. Your browser does it for you.

Right. So why do we have to see that? Why do we have to know? I don't know. Let me put in the word. And what's WS really stand for? Website, apparently they said. Website.

But it's probably some funky country. Yeah. You know? It's probably some weird country. Like a lot of, like TV was like Transylvania or some shit. You know? People got TV, but it wasn't television. TV stood for

an abbreviation of some sort of a country. Right. Yeah, and people got that internet address. You're allowed to. So I guess you're allowed to get this WS, whatever it is. It's probably like some weird country somewhere. Should we Google that so we don't leave people

in the dark? Here, let me find out what the hell this is ws domain uh but yeah mine by the way i'm going bald son uh why just from watching yourself on three factor or no that too yeah that that's that why you're thinking of it yeah man i watched myself in high definition like man man I'm going bald. Well, what's weird is when they show, like, at the beginning, they have this. I don't like the new. Me and my shaggy young hair. I don't like the new opening.

Is that just temporary? I have no idea. It was like 10 years ago. Fear Factor came in here and kissed you in the lips. Your internet address. Okay. Website.ws. Story.

Okay, here it is. The WS story. But it's weird to see your're fucking so much scalp well the new it's weird on the opening they showed like the young you and then they showed the old older you and it's like night and day difference how you've really transformed you look you look bigger like meatier now well i didn't lift weights at all when i first started doing the show right i did i got into really lifting weights probably around like 2001 or 2 which is right when fear factor just started because

that's when i really got into jiu-jitsu right before that i had a problem with my knee i had what's called a bucket handle tear and uh it was it was real bad and it was from years ago and what it would happen was at least once every couple weeks i would be doing something strenuous anything strenuous my knee would pop out and lock in place. So what it is is the meniscus would lift up like a bucket handle and get stuck. And it was fucking horrendous, man. It was a real pain in the ass. And it took me a long time before I ever got it fixed. And then I finally did get it fixed.

And then I was able to like really train hard again. Because until that, I would do something like I would lift weights. I would bend over to tie my shoe and it would pop out. And I would fall to the ground. And my leg would be locked out in a – and then it was fucked for hours, dude. And then it was sore for weeks. And then I would get – like a couple weeks later, I'd get to the point where I'd go, let me just wear a brace, go back to jiu-jitsu class.

Boom, it would pop again. And then one time I tore it really bad. It popped and tore so bad that I could not bend my leg. So Eddie had to take me to the hospital. And we went. And they had to do an MRI on it. And they gave me anti-inflammatories. And eventually they shaved it down.

The lady was like, you know, you need to stop doing martial arts. They were like really like judgmental about that shit. The lady like cornered me. Listen, I'm telling you right now. You need to stop doing this stuff. So I got that fixed. And then I started working out. Like that's when I really got into seriously lifting.

And you're crazy. On Twitter, I saw some people say, you should have, damn, Joe Rogan got fat. And it's so weird. I definitely am fatter. They're right. Were you ever doing an episode with no shirt on the whole time? Well, people think I'm fatter than I am, for sure. But I'm definitely fatter than I used to be.

Because when I used to fight, when I first started doing news radio doing, like, news radio, I was in, like, fighting shape. I was in really good shape. And I had, like, a very thin face. You know, my whole body fat was, like, way lower than it is now. I can, like, pinch fat on it. And, unfortunately, that makes me have a big fat face. That's so funny, though, when every time somebody says that, I'm like, you're... Well, I'm not really fat.

I mean, if you saw me with my shirt off, you wouldn't say that guy's fat. No way. But I'm not fat like I... I'm not thin like I used to be. I used to be shredded. When I was constantly doing Taekwondo and kickboxing and everything,

I had like 5%, 6% body fat all the time, especially when I was going to compete. And then, you know, it never got really heavier than that until I got like deep into my 30s when I was like working all the time and eating shit food. You know, like after I did that that men's fitness cover i was in a cover that's i got that was that was like the best shape i ever got in and i just got lazy after that right i

didn't really lift weights at all anymore how was the today show we haven't talked about that you were on the today show i didn't even get to see it it's interesting you know it was weird you know they do it outside in this little plaza. They do part of it in the plaza. So Al Roker, and I'm sorry, I don't remember the other two people. I don't remember the name. I apologize. It's rude of me.

It's Jane Polly. Is it Jane Polly? No. I forget their names, but they're very cool people. And they're very tall, and they look like a little tiny person out there. Right. And so we're out there in the cold and they say hey fear factor's coming back yeah yay and it's gone it's like it's over and done and like you know al roker cracks a joke and that's

a wrap did you smoke weed with al roker i wish i did i would love to be awesome come into my very friendly play the sax for you he's a very nice guy he's very friendly at least he has been every time i met him he's a very nice guy with matt lost a shitload of weight too man there's a guy who lost a lot of weight there's a guy who recognized that He lost a shitload of weight, too, man. There's a guy who lost a lot of weight. There's a guy who recognized that he had some sort of a problem with his diet and living his life that way and just straightened it out. Well, he did the lap band thing, right? Did he do that?

Yeah, I think that's what he did, and I think he was successful at it. We know many people that have had it, but they just started eating the same. Well, I don't know about many, but we know about one. Yeah. Yeah, who just keeps breaking those fucking things. Wow. Which is so scary, you know, the fact that he's just pumping food in there and snapping that cord.

Yeah. I don't know how it works. Do you understand how it works? I think they just tie off your stomach, don't they, to make it smaller. And then your stomach does grow, you know, if you start eating. You just pack and barbecue into that hole, that knot, trying to break it open. Why did you say barbecue? Barbecue would be delicious right now, wouldn't it?

But anyway, yeah, this guy actually had it done, which is really funny because all it does is, like, gets you to not eat as much. Like, you could just do that on your own. You don't have to get cut open. But people, like, they trust their will so little that they would rather get cut open. Yeah.

You know? Fuck that. That's craziness. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing that, you know, I mean, I can understand it when you're like on death's door

and you know, like, I got to do something or I'm obviously out of control. Man, I don't know if that's the thing to do. I think you should look at yourself somehow, you know, whether it's some sort of a psychedelic experience or, you know, read books and get inspired, be around positive people,

I think that's probably the better option. That's going to make a real change in your life. Because having an operation, even though it pushes you into a certain direction, like, okay, now we're moving positive, we're getting in less food, we're going to lose some weight, we're going to put less pressure on the heart, this is all good. Even though that, it's not being done necessarily by you. It's forcing you to do that. And whenever you force yourself to do something instead of learning and adapting your behavior naturally and then having that behavior eventually through

positive reinforcement become the norm. This is your normal behavior now. I actually like to eat greens. I like to eat a kale shake in the morning. I like to be healthy. So until that takes place, you're just going to repeat the same fucking patterns. You know, and that's with our friend who keeps blowing his shit out. You know, the issue is not

this hole, you know, and how to stuff it. It's why do you want to stuff it all the time like this, man? What the fuck is going on? Physiologically, psychologically,

I mean, I'm not against doing whatever the fuck you feel like you need to do to get yourself healthy. You know, you want to do the lap band. I totally think you should be able to do it. But I think if I was your friend, you know, I'm not against doing whatever the fuck you feel like you need to do to get yourself healthy. You know, you want to do the lap band. I totally think you should be able to do it.

But I think if I was your friend, you know, I would say, let's not be crazy. Joey Diaz wouldn't do it. That's why Joey wouldn't do it. Right. Joey was like, they cut you. Once they cut you, they cut you open, dog. Like, come on. You're telling me that I'm that weak?

I need to do that? So Joey lost like 80 fucking pounds. You know? Didn't he lose something crazy like that? He did at one point. And you did too. You lost a shitload of weight, dude. Yeah.

How heavy did you get at one point? What's the heaviest you ever got? I think it was like 245, 250 or something like that. Oh my God. Wasn't it? And then I got down. I know the lowest I got down I think was like 169, 175, somewhere around there. And your head looked really big.

Yeah. Right? Isn't that funny? I looked weird. I look like Carlos Macias. It looks. Well, no, he looks better than you looked. I'm going to be honest with you.

When you gain weight, it's a weird thing. Like, your head gets big, too. You know? When you, like, even if, like, you gain weight through, like, muscle lifting. You know? Like, guys, like, gain a shitload of weight from, like, power lifting and stuff. Right. Even if they're not on a sauce.

Their fucking heads get bigger, man. I have a friend who's really big. What is this? Classless 3D. Oh, that's pretty dope. Whoa. That's a 3D that you don't have to wear glasses for. Holy shit.

This Nintendo DS is badass. I have a friend who's about 300, 320 pounds. Right. And his fucking head is enormous. And I look at his head and I go, okay, even if he lost all the weight, how did his head get so big? Did his head grow because his body was so fat? What is it that made his head grow too? When you get older, your facial features get older.

Your nose and your ears. Yeah, I've noticed that. I've noticed that. My nose seems larger than it was when I was a younger man. I feel like it looks different from, it doesn't make any sense, but it looks different since I had that operation on the inside. I feel like it got wider or something. That doesn't make any sense.

Right. Well, maybe they carved out too much. They wanted to save some as like a cell. It's stupid because there was no change to the structure of my nose at all. But God damn, it works better now. Anybody who's ever thinking about doing that, I had a, what's called, there's a video of it on YouTube. I forget the technical scientific term of what the operation's called. But they went in and fixed a deviated septum.

And fuck, that was one of the best things I ever did. I couldn't breathe out of my nose since I was like a little kid. I broke my nose falling down a flight of stairs when I was like five. My nose was crooked. Right. So my whole since I was like a little kid. I broke my nose falling down a flight of stairs when I was like five. My nose was crooked. So my whole life I've been a mouth breathing fuck, you know, and to actually have, it's such an amazing thing. Is it a hundred percent now or do you almost want to go back and get some more cut out of it?

No, no, no. It's great. No, it's great. It's wide open. It's amazing. I hit the bag with my mouth closed. I can hit the bag just breathing out of my nose. I don't do it for long stretches at a time. I'll take mouth breaths too, but I want to

make sure that I can exert myself. There's this guy that I've been working with. I've talked about him before. His name is Steve Maxwell. He's on Twitter. You can go to Steve Maxwell or maxwellfitness.com or just Google him. Google Steve Maxwell. I apologize that I don't remember the website name. It might be Maxwell Strength and Conditioning. Either way, he's a brilliant guy and a brilliant strength and conditioning coach. And one of the things that he has me working on is breathing. And so you learn the correct way to breathe to calm your heart down. It doesn't seem like that would work, but there really is a way to calm yourself down. It's very difficult to do because one of the

things that happens when your body goes into oxygen deprivation, when you're exhausted, when you're just totally worn out, you just want to, you're just trying to get air in. Well, obviously, the air that you have right now is enough to sustain you. You are alive. I understand that your body is sending messages and saying it needs more air, we don't have enough air, but you know what? You're going to be fine. You know what's going to fuck you up even worse? If you freak out about this and your heart starts pounding a million miles an hour on top of the fact from the adrenaline rush, on top of the fact that it's tired from being pushed and being exhausted. And what he's teaching me is how to breathe in through your nose. Like, you breathe in like this.

So you're exhausted, completely exhausted. And you don't want to just like, you want to take these big panic breaths, but that sends panic signals to your body. You have to control it. So you got to be disciplined. So as you're doing this,

you want to take these breaths, but you go, you do. It's amazing how quickly everything relaxes. it was a huge lesson to me like now like when i'm exhausted working out i force myself into breathing like that and i recover way quicker it's amazing and all this is like pranayamic breathing this is all like in the you know like ancient yoga guys were like badass at this. Like this is like a big part of yoga was

like breath control. I used to have a friend, we used to call him Yoga Ray. Ray Capone, he was, I think that's, I hope I didn't say his last name wrong. He would, Ray Capo, thank you. Corrected myself. And he was the head of this band. I forget his band, but it was like a hardcore band, like crazy wild noise kind of band, you know, and they're real popular. And then he got into yoga and he became this yoga instructor and eventually just wound up, I think he gave up music entirely. And he was just like teaching yoga to people at some, some big corporate retreat somewhere in upstate New York. He was going to move up there with his family. This guy had amazing cardio, dude. I mean, amazing. You would never see him gassed out,

ever. And he told me all he did was breathing exercises. He would do these long, slow, deep breaths where you breathe in through your nose and it takes like a minute. And then you hold it and then you slowly let the air out. Like, slowly. Like, you just want to, your instinct is to just fucking panic and just let the air out. Slowly. Like you just want to, your instinct is to just fucking panic and just let it all out and just breathe in and take gulps of air

like you're drowning. No, no, no, no, no. Slowly let it out. It's very difficult to do. I've tried to do it. I do it when I get in the tank. For me, the quickest way to get completely relaxed and centered

when I get into the tank, besides that certain special plant, hee hee. The other thing is doing these breathing exercises. You know, so many people don't know about breathing exercises and don't understand that, you know, your lungs, you can condition them and you can manipulate them. And they're, you know, you're in control. You're deciding when to take a breath and you're deciding when to push it out and you can use, like, time-honored practices of manipulating that

to actually strengthen your lungs and strengthen your aerobic capacity. Because I'll tell you, man, this dude just had awesome control of his lungs. He would never get tired. That's a Hicks and Gracie principle, too. Hicks and Gracie was, like like the greatest Gracie ever. You know, pretty widely recognized as one of the greatest, if not the, you know, everyone would say number one, every jujitsu guy, almost a hundred percent would say Hicks and Gracie. He's that badass. And the other

thing about him is he's a, he's a yogi and he, he has these crazy abdomen muscles, man, where he's doing these breathing exercises in this video, and he's sucking his whole stomach into his rib cage and then moving it left and right. It's like the amount of manipulation that he can do with his abdominals and his breathing. You and I can't even wrap our heads around it. You watch a video of it, man, it's fucking crazy. Like, pull it up on YouTube. Pull up Hicks and Gracie breathing.

Breath exercises, breathing. Hicks and Gracie from the documentary Choke. And it just makes you realize, man, that there's more to harness in your body than we're aware of. There's some other shit. And yoga is a really interesting aspect of that whole search. Because I found

very few things in life that make my head feel as good as yoga does. Yoga puts me in like a real relaxed state. I don't necessarily get to it that often these days, but whenever I do it, I'm always happy I did. It always makes me feel like peaceful after it's over. And I think sometimes when I'm busy with a lot of shit, I actually subconsciously avoid doing anything enlightening because then it'll make me not want to work as hard,

not want to get as much shit done. And so whenever I'm like avoiding yoga or avoiding even practicing a little bit of it on my own, I always know that I'm probably working too hard did you find the video here check the screen right here and tell me if you see recognize one day hold on a second yeah that's it Hicks and Gracie workout yeah he'll do he doesn't work out and then at

the end of it he does like this crazy breathing shit look at he's so much training turn this up man there's so much. He's doing sit-ups on the beach right now. This is the greatest jiu-jitsu artist ever. This is a guy where every single family member will tell you, Hickson's the fucking best, man. It's like a very interesting feeling when you feel yourself in your time to be capable to expose yourself in a way to fight and compete. That's not means a victory or defeat or anything, but just be able to do it, you know? This motherfucker, this guy is like,

there's not one person that will tell you that he's not good at jiu-jitsu. You know what I'm saying? There's not one person that will not tell you he's not good at Jiu Jitsu. You know what I'm saying? There's not one person that will not tell you that this guy is a master. You know? He comes from a whole family of killers. And he's the number one killer. And what he's right now doing is he's strengthening his neck with his giant bungee cord. Really a brilliant guy too.

I had a chance to eat dinner with him once. And went to his house and discussed Jiu Jitsu techniques and mixed martial arts. I'm very into the physical, the body as a machine, as a machine we need really take care of. So I try to be beside a fighter, I try to keep my physical Very smooth as a combination where I can be very flexible, very strong, very fast, very well coordinated, with a good balance, with a good breathing. So those elements... He's got huge nostrils. Yeah.

Watch this shit. This is going to freak you out. Want me to slow this down for you? No, no, I'm good. Sometimes when I make my routines, I get in a very special stage of meditation. And this is beautiful because I'm able to exercise and totally clean my mind and keep myself in the present moment. This ain't it yet. Wait till you hear it goes.

Watch this. That's so weird. How crazy is that you can actually control yourself mentally and physically you can really understand your fears in your emotional stress you can freak girls out I like how they got the music playing in the background too isn't it amazing though what he can do with his stomach?

Yeah. It's very strange to watch, man. He's what I would say is a real martial arts master. There's only a few of them out there in the world that people universally recognize as a martial arts master. And Hickson is a martial arts master. He's such an inspirational dude. That documentary, Choke choke i guarantee you there's thousands of jujitsu guys all over the world who watch that documentary choke all the time just to watch hickson you know when hickson you know came on

the scene a lot of people don't know about hickson they know about hoist because hoist won the ultimate fighting championship but even hoist said that if he ever beat, they were waiting to put in Hickson. Hickson was like plan B. He was like the atomic bomb. Like, we'll go in there with troops, but if you bitches get your shit together, we're going to drop Hicks and Gracie on you. And he went over and fought in Japan instead. He fought in Japan, Valley 2.

I don't know. There's some politics involved, some family politics. I don't understand all that. But I do understand that watching him compete was amazing. He didn't fight enough guys. I really wish that we could have got a chance to see his high-level jiu-jitsu at work against some of the real best MMA fighters in the world. But when we did see it, man, he was so dominant, man.

Talking to that dude. You ever talk to somebody and you get inspired, and at the same time you're like, wow, this fucking guy is on such another level with his mind, the way he's so serious about things. Yeah, like when you go to the Apple store and you talk to one of those guys. No, totally different. Is that how you feel? I wish I was an Apple genius. I wish I was behind the genius counter. Anyway, breath control is fucking awesome.

It's like hooking. Try that shit. It's like hooking? Hooking. How's it like hooking? Are you retarded today? What's going on? No, like when you're in the jet plane, you go.

Oh. God, calm down, tiger. You silly fuck. Well, you've been saying silly shit all day. No, I haven't. Actually, everything I said makes sense. Oh, what's that guy's name that you keep fucking repeating? What?

Yeah, the singer that's everywhere? Buble. Yeah, you didn't get silly with that? No, I'm telling you, I can't stop talking Buble now. You're going to see what I'm talking about. Now that you know who this guy's name is, it's going to haunt you. I bet I'm not. This Nintendo DS thing that you handed me, this 3DS thing is amazing. Yeah, it's really good.

My mom got it for me. It really is. 3D. The Mario Brothers game. If you're a big fan of Mario Brothers, it's done right for the first time being able to do a 3D game. It's amazing. I'm looking at it right now. It's really a trip because it even works a little bit at an off angle. Yeah, but that's the big secret.

But you can see. Yeah, you have to look at it dead on to really get it. You can see the wiring beneath the board. There's two things i don't like about it one is that it's it's i have small hands but i still found it was really cramped to play for a large period of time so yeah i bet yeah so a large period of time yeah so i got this thing that just snaps into it looks like an xbox controller so you can just play it like it's an xbox i guess i hit a button that activated a camera it's got a camera oh it's got Xbox controller. I guess I hit a button that activated a camera. It's got a 3D camera.

You can take photos in 3D. Does it actually look like 3D? If I take a photo of me taking a photo, that's what I'm doing. That would be interesting. If you put something in the front and the back, like that chair or something. It's got a 3D camera.

I'm having fun with it. I didn't know it was that cool. But that's – It's pretty dope. Now, wait. Imagine when TVs are like that, though. That's a small little screen, but imagine when TVs, the 3D is going to be like that. Is this like – are these things, these mobile Game Boy-type devices,

are these things sort of like digital cameras where they're on their way out and it's all going to be incorporated into phones? Yeah, the iPad. The iPad gaming. Yeah, the iPad itself. Oh, this is the coolest thing ever. Have you tried mirroring? Huh?

You've done that, right? Yeah, mirroring where you do your Apple TV and something even cooler. There's this new thing called OnLive. I don't know if you've heard it. OnLive? It's called OnLive, and it's a video game browser where you can sit here, and what it does is it's a service that you pay for every month. It has all the latest video games.

You don't have to have a high-end computer anymore. You don't have to have an Xbox anymore. You play through this weird streaming technology. It doesn't seem like it would work well. Meaning you can sit there. I can sit here right now and play the new Batman video game from my computer. It in real time streams the game to you. So there's no downloading of games.

There's nothing. And it actually works fine. But what the cool thing is, is the iPad has, I think it's coming to the iPad soon, where you can play legit video games on your iPad. So you'll be able to play Xbox games on your iPad pretty much. So your finger movements will dictate what is going to be your controllers and everything. Right. And what's really cool, if you can see this,

it's pretty sweet. What's really cool is that it also, if you're bored and you're sitting in your bed, you can sit here and watch anybody that's playing video games right now. Holy shit. And you can just go into their game and just... Let me just explain to everybody.

Brian just pulled up a browser with... How many fucking Windows was that? Hundreds. What game is this? Team Fortress or some shit? What is that? I don't even know what this is. But they have like Batman.

They have like any game. You can just drop in on any of these games. Drop in and just start watching. So I've been lately... How do you play them? Can you play? You can't on the iPad yet. That's coming soon.

So the iPad is just watching people play games? This is just watching. This is like watching TV, though, of people playing any video game they have. Which, by the way, I used to do all the time. When I was addicted to Quake, I used to watch a lot of Quake demos. Exactly. But on Android, you can play it. They just released the Android version, so you can play the games.

But I download on my Mac, and I can play games from my Mac here without having any video games on my thing. And it works really well. I was surprised how well it worked. Wow. At least for right now, five years from now, that would be the way to go. There's not going to be Xboxes anymore. You're just going to be fucking using your TV and having a Bluetooth remote to your remote or controller or whatever you're using. Wow.

It's getting very strange. But that's called on live. I wonder what the next level is going to be. With this 3D thing, it really makes me think that they're eventually going to get a 3D thing that's going to be on your regular television will be 3D capable,

just like everything became HD capable. I mean, HD's been around for a long fucking time, but how long was it before everybody had an HD set? Oh, still, the majority don't. Is it really the majority? I bet the majority it before everybody had an HD set? Oh, still, the majority don't. Is it really the majority? I bet the majority still does not have an HD set. Wow, that's amazing. You know, I did this tour,

this television, satellite television tour, where you sit down and they connect you with all these different morning shows, want to talk to you about Fear Factor being back and that kind of shit. Right. And one of them we have to reset for because one news station

somewhere one one tv station somewhere doesn't have hd right so because because of this one they have to reset everything and smash the signal and do something totally different i don't know how they they change it but they have to change it for this one network and like fucking the middle of nowhere that does not have hd and i i go what's that about? And they go, it's like a mom and pop owned TV station. Why doesn't they, why don't they just pay for them to upgrade? I wonder if that would be more expensive than having to do that. Super expensive. You know, I think it's super expensive.

I mean, it's a worthwhile investment, but if you're some rinky dink town and, you know, you got, I mean, how many people are accessed or how many people have access to each television station? You know, if it's like, you know, Jasper, Wyoming or some shit, some weird place no one's ever heard of and they have a TV station and you're clinking into it, it's on HD. That's crazy. It's crazy that there's television stations that are not HD

but we have 1080p on our iPhones. That is amazing. There's a big wave and not everything is at the front of the wave. There's a lot of shit going on on the sides and the ends. It's curious though. It's curious because if HD eventually gets replaced by 3D

all these people that just switched to HD will be like, motherfucker! I just got the newest shit. If it ever becomes a... I'm not a fan of the fucking glasses in the movies, but if you can show me movies that are as good from like the sides and the edges as they are from the front and it's 3D and we can just watch it on the screen. Because right now the way that looked, it's a big difference between head on and on the edge. Right. If you had to watch like, you know, Conan in 3D on the edge right if you had to watch like you know conan in 3d on the edge you'd get annoyed at yourself right it's like it's too fucking close yeah

it's hard for me to even go to a movie theater nowadays though i never go i mean i have big tvs and digital sound so like even that monkey movie i never got to see it but it's out on dvd so i'm just go rent it i've been to movies three times in the last month and uh two of those three times people were talking during the movie yeah see i don't need that i don't need that it was so annoying it's like you know people think it's funny they're laughing at shit you know they're talking to each other about something totally not related to the movie and you hear them laughing there's very few things is distracting when when you know you're hearing someone laughing out loud during a scene in a movie and another problem is there's not a lot of people going to movies these days so if you go

during a weeknight sometimes you'll go like a 10 o'clock movie and there'll be like fucking three couples in there and that's it there's no one in there yeah they're on their way out movie theaters bookstores you know all that shit that the ipads are that makes me sad i'm gonna miss both for sure i love movie theaters. I love the idea of movies coming out, like when the Avengers comes out. I want to be there opening weekend, man. That's when all the fucking nerds are there. They're real excited to be there at that movie.

I want to get tickets in advance. You know what I mean? Then it's a fun experience. If you see a cool movie in a theater with a bunch of people and they're all into it, that actually enhances the experience but if you see a theater and it's like half empty and the people are talking god damn god damn that's annoying yeah and people some they feel like they can do that when there's less less people there you know that's when i've found that people are really rude it's not when the movie

theater is crowded it's when there's only like a few couples you know especially if you get more than three boys together more than three teenage boys together like very rarely that's all the time for me you and three three teenage boys is that your move well i don't want bookstores to go out either man i love bookst. I like the idea of walking by and going, huh, what is this? Biography on who? Huh, what did he do? Oh, okay, let me read about this guy's life. I like that. I like that I can just walk down an aisle and go, you know what, maybe I want to read a biography today. Or maybe I want to read about cars today. I want something mindless. I want to know the history of the Corvette, you know. Maybe it's, you know, I want to, you know, know about fucking

solar power. But I want to be able to just wander through and pick out something. It's like the same thing with record stores, man. I used to like record stores, man. I used to like Virgin Records where you'd go and they would let you listen to the CD. Remember? And there was no fucking headphones available because people would just stand there and listen to music all day. And you'd be like, damn, I want to find out if this fucking record's any good. That was like the first time anybody ever took a chance and said,

listen, I know that you've been burned in the past, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to let you listen to everything before you buy it. Remember, that was like fucking revolutionary. Now people download the whole fucking thing. And if they really like it, they'll buy it on iTunes. I still buy it. Most people don't do that, I don't think.

I think most people just steal nowadays, but I still buy a CD here and there. Do you? Definitely, yeah. Yeah. But the problem is I don't go to a record store. I go to Amazon. You just get them delivered to you? Even when I was at, where was I just at?

Oh, I was at Best Buy, and there was so many things that I'm like, oh, dude, that's cool. I'm going to get, wait, let me just go on Amazon. Oh, shit, yeah, it's 40% cheaper on Amazon. Is it really? 40% cheaper? There's so many things. Here's a good example. This is kind of obvious. Urban Outfitters has this video game system that plays

like old Nintendo, old Super Nintendo, old Genesis. Anyways, they have it on sale for $100. It's on Amazon for $44. Holy shit. Yeah, and that's just like how Best Buy is. You know, like Best Buy is all the time. You just go through everything. You're like, wow, it's on sale right now.

Well, Best Buy has Windows laptops for like $700. How much can you get a good Windows laptop for? Dude, you can get a good Windows laptop for $300. Holy shit. Yeah, and you're not going to be editing video, but nowadays shit's so cheap. That's amazing. Yeah.

You can get a laptop for 300 bucks like a good one like a toshiba or something like that absolutely absolutely that's amazing that's amazing that's one of my favorite complaints too when people start talking about apple i can get the same specs in a windows box for one third the price yeah but yeah but you'll be running windows do you understand that exactly silly. People get mad at me, man. That's one of the things I've had mentioned on Twitter. People say something like, dude, I think you're cool and everything

until you start talking about Mac and PC and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Like, whoa. And won't change to Walmart or selling Apple computers. Someone got a little touchy. Someone's a little uncomfortable with the reality of the fact that your shit gets viruses. Well, they

can make viruses for the Mac platform as well. There's just not enough people doing it for them to justify making it. Yeah. Whatever. Okay. I think those people would be so that the people that write viruses are probably on Windows and they would probably want to destroy the Apple

fanboys as much as possible. They're trying to extract money is what they're trying to do. If it was easy to extract money. There's just a big enough market with Windows computers. Why fuck with it? It's so easy to get into your shit. Yeah. All you have to do is click a link.

I mean, how stupid is that? You click a link and you get a virus. Hi. Oh, sorry. Your fucking virus detection wasn't ready for this. Oh, I just snuck into your bases and I got you pregnant. Sorry, stupid. Now all your data is no good. You know know hell spawns inside of you making babies i tell you what's the most annoying thing in the world somebody told me to call this number it was like

1-800 wet tits i was on one of the other podcasts he's like oh you know my i got a new 1-800 number and so he wanted everyone to call this number what it was is like 1-800 wet tits or boobs or something like that and it's just this girl going oh you want money i have really wet boobs uh it's like a recording and then at the end of like this two minute uh speech she she gives uh she's like call this number you know dad talk to me live but the problem is now ever since because i called on my phone and put on speaker phone just so we could play on the podcast problem is that now non-stop every day i'm getting a text message like automated like hey me my crazy roommate want to suck your butthole out. Call this number.

And it's like I'm now in a spam on your phone. Do you get spam on your phone ever? No, I don't get spam on my phone. So you never get random text messages that are trying to sell you or do something? No. Great. I don't know what to do now. I'm sure I can call AT&T.

Someone got your number. Well, no, it's because I called a phone phone number and i got automatically put on some text message calling list so you could block them i'm sure you can find out what number that's coming from until at&t no text messages from them yeah but that should be against the law because i mean i called what if you accidentally called that number by mistake now that you're just signed up for some spamming that's yeah you know what i mean yeah it's know what I mean? Yeah, it's true. It's bullshit. Yeah.

But whatever. It's amazing. It's taken this long for them to infiltrate. You know, think about how long people can get in text messages and just now they're figuring out how to get in there. That's amazing. Yeah. You know,

that, that's pretty incredible when you really think about it. Yeah. Dude. Now with the Patriot Act, they can listen to everything. They can listen to all your calls with every fucking new bill that gets passed they can dig into all your text messages all in the name of you could be a terrorist all you have to do is be like a single guy in your

40s you could be a terrorist you know all you have to do is there's like such all you have to do is have like a year's worth of food it was was... I forget who did a description of it. Was it Jon Stewart? I forget who it was. But they had all these descriptions of what is defined, how it defines a terrorist now. It's unbelievable. It's ridiculous.

If you have missing fingers, you could be a terrorist. If you wear that Casio watch that I have, you're a terrorist. Yeah, that's right. That one watch.'s right that one watch yeah that one watch because they use that for timing shit

right right it's just standard standardized just a watch a fucking regular watch right and you could be on a watch list

god damn it how did this all fall apart like this that Bruce Lipton guy kind of freaked me out yeah didn't he freak you out a little no I mean I think

for the most part it was really good. It was really, you know, you either believe that or don't. And I've always kind of believed what he talks about, so I agree. I don't know. I 100% believe what he says. You know who's going to freak you out, man? Michael Rupert. When I get that guy on here.

Yeah, I don't know that guy. He's going to smoke cigarettes with you, too. Remember? Michael Rupert. He smokes cigarettes every five seconds. That Collapse movie, man. Yeah, I don't know that guy. He's going to smoke cigarettes with you, too. Remember? He smokes cigarettes every five seconds. That Collapse movie, man. Oh, right. You know?

And I want you to talk to him, too, about the whole thing that he said about the cell phones. Remember he said they stopped upgrading their towers? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably changed his mind now. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's just obvious now. Yeah.

But that does speak to a direction, right, that he was going in. Yeah. When is that? I want to re-watch that movie again. I don't know. Because I remember I was very passionate about a few things on that. But I'm exchanging emails back and forth with his assistant. So we're working that shit out.

There's so many people I want to get on the podcast. Yeah, me too. Like who? Who else? I want to get Nick Swartzen back. Yeah, we'd love to get Nick back. If he's got more than 45 minutes to kill. Kevin Pereira.

Kevin would be great again. I told you I did Tack of the Show yesterday. You saw it. Yeah. He's great. I went to his Christmas party. It was awesome. Oh, yeah?

I saw pictures of it. What the fuck was he dressed like? He had a P90X holiday party. And so you were supposed to dress in holiday sweaters and mixed with with p90x clothing so p90x the workout program workout program so it was a p90x because i have no idea the xmas is what it was yeah and so you had to come there with your favorite uh uh ornaments and stuff like that so i cut off the avatar fleshlight uh vagina and put a hook in it oh no you didn't yeah i washed it and uh put a hook in it yeah and hung it on the tree when i walked in well and then uh no and then uh it was it was cool though but his

his uh he was one of those arcade games i thought i told you about this he has a mame arcade game which had like every single allegedly every single video game on it and like he had dragon's lair space ace like and there was this game called rastan i don't know if you remember this from the i think it was the 80s uh it was like this conan o'brien guy it was just like a simple slasher like a conan o'brien slasher and it was one of the coolest games to see because i haven't seen it since i was a kid so check out rastan see if it brings back memories it's like conan o'brien dude i was watching the barbarian they were they were showing some game i don't know what it was but i believe it was a game for the ipad some crazy fantasy game you're upgrading your weapons and swords some but it was like really wild fucking

animation and i was watching i was like this is incredible it's on an ipad it's really new you know whose is that that's uh it was they were reviewing it yeah was it cliffy's game. Oh, is it Cliffy's game? Yeah, it's Cliffy's. Of course it is. There you go. One of his, not his games, but Epic Games. Dude, it's fucking amazing looking. I mean, it's incredible. And I was watching. I was like, wow, we're at the level where that is coming out on a fucking iPad? That's incredible. Yeah, the iPad's pretty badass.

And supposedly the third one's going to be the latest rumor. The third one's going to rub your dick. It seems like they just came out with the second one. I'm kind of getting angry about that shit. Well, it's been almost a year. I think they're doing one a year. I still have the first generation. I'm an old holdout.

I'm like one of those dudes you meet that has the iPhone with the aluminum in the bottom. You don't even use those anymore. That thing's made out of wood. You can't use them anymore? Well, I mean, you have to, like, you can barely use them.? Well, I mean, you have to like, you can barely use them. Well, you can. You just have to not ever update your iTunes. Yeah.

Yeah. If you update your iTunes, oh, you're fucked. Everybody says that too. What you were saying, that whenever you update your operating system on the older phones, it just seems so clunky. Yeah, they do it on purpose. Yeah, they make it super badass for the new shit, for the next level shit. Yeah, but they do it on computers badass for the for the new shit for the next level shit yeah but they do it on computers also they're forcing you they're holding your hand yeah you

could look at it and that they're forcing you in a bad way but actually they're forcing you to catch the fuck up it's positive in general everyone's faster getting shit done faster yeah i guess playing with yourself faster right did uh did you see that shootout that happened here in Hollywood? Yes. What the fuck was that all about? I don't know, but what's crazy is I found they released his name. I read this small report where they released his name.

Okay, so there was this guy right next to the movie theater that just had a gun and he was walking down the street and every time somebody would drive by just BAM BAM shooting people like non-stop one guy got hit in the head he was a music executive here

I think he might have died hit him in the head he just pointed it right in his head and just BAM and so he was just walking down the street doing all this shit and finally the police came and they shot him down and they killed him but what's crazy they released his name finally he was like a 26 year old and if you go to his uh twitter page uh and i i tweeted it i don't know where it is it's on my timeline but if you go to his twitter

page uh he he uh like was uh his photos or the people we followed were all marijuana activists gun activists and then c-span shit oh and then so i found his facebook then went on his facebook and his facebook he he brought his like six days ago uh broke up went to single in relationship status and he was like saying things to you know like i finally get like steve jobs last words or something like that and and then i'm like oh great and then but what's weird is like if you looked at what he uh watched, his interest on Facebook and stuff was C-SPAN and weird shit. Who watches C-SPAN 1 and 2? That's what it says.

Yeah, that's like looking at your registry. Right. Yeah. And he also was like, he only tweeted like three times, and one of his tweets was like, Charlie Sheen, need more tiger blood. I ran out. Whoa. Jesus Christ.

There's some sad, crazy fuckers out there, man. Right. That's a scary thing, though, that this guy would just randomly start shooting people. That scares me to see, though. The video that they have. It's terrifying. It was very scary. Yeah, it was terrifying.

Just walking down the street, shooting at cars. Innocent people. Yeah, it's scary shit, man down the street, shooting at cars. Innocent people. Yeah, it's scary shit, man. But, you know, you have to worry about that whenever you have, you know, more than ten people. Yeah. Even when you have ten people, man. You know, do you ever know someone when they were young, they were normal, and then as they got older, they got crazier and crazier? When reality didn't sort of fit their their vision of what reality was

supposed to be and then they started doing a lot of creepy shit and you know never really sort of saw the world for the way it really is and then they start getting crazy yeah have you ever met people like that a lot most comics yeah a lot of them we know a lot of them that were crazy right yeah that's an interesting thing to see it's an interesting thing to see. It's an interesting thing to see someone legitimately lose their grip on reality. Yeah. We've seen it. You and I have seen it. We've seen it many times.

Yeah. It's fucking weird, huh? It's weird. It's weird watching people slip away. So what do you do about that? You can't do shit. Nope. You can't bring them back.

They've got to bring them back themselves. I just totally forgot what we were talking about. You're a silly boy. Right before this last thing. Todd Bridges and the Olive Garden. Todd Bridges. You need to take him to the Olive Garden. That would be nice if you guys.

I don't want to hang out with him. I just feel bad that I said that. I shouldn't have. You know, it's not in keeping with my idea of being a positive person. But that's just, sometimes shit happens, man. You get tired, you say something you shouldn't have said. That's why, you know, no one's perfect. We apologize, and then we move on.

Mm-hmm. I'm glad to get to you, man. Todd Bridges is a nice guy, I'm sure, and he gets it. And, you know, he probably... Well, I just don't like when I do something like that, and I don't like how I was thinking. Sometimes you get tired, man. You make some fucking mistakes.

If you get tired and cranky, or if you're just overrun or overburdened. Do you find yourself when you're tired and cranky, you just don't like your behavior? Lately, I've just been a complete asshole just because I have no time. Do you feel like that sometimes with your girl? Like sometimes you like it deteriorates your relationship because you're tired and you're just snappy. You know, you don't feel. To me, it's like I'm in my own world because I'm trying to deal with a thousand things that are coming at me. And so like the other day I had to check myself and I had to like say all right look i am completely ignoring my relationship right now i'm like not i need to stop work stop working as much so i made my i'm making myself not do as much on purpose like i'm taking a day off here and there where

like i went almost two months like every day you need to activate yellow band huh yeah i do need to activate yellow band to activate a money band how is he at uh controlling the the situation um well that's that's something like you need to work on like because i have not even talked to him about anything like the other day i was on stage and i got off stage and they were they turned off the podcast during the ice house chronicles i'm like what happened they're like well everyone got up and said to turn it off i'm like wait wait you're the guy in charge don't you know why you knew I was coming back. But it's just working out the, now you'll never do that.

Now I'm like, nah, don't ever do that. Right, so you have a little bit of trial and error. But that's what's cool about the Joe Rogan experience. We started off with snowflakes, and every day we left something new. Yeah, on a laptop just for a goof. And now we're coming up on a two-year anniversary. So we're going to have a celebration of this shit. Yeah.

We're also this week we're having two shows and Saturday we're having a huge party. So maybe that could be the celebration. That's going to be our yeah, that's close enough to the time. We started on like New Year's Eve, right?

Wasn't it? Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve. Yeah, Christmas Eve. So yeah, we're right there. I mean, what is it? Like the 13th or something like that today? Yeah.

Have you ever heard of the Rose Bowl Parade? Yeah. I haven't, but I've heard of it. It's right here. so yeah we're right there i mean what is it like the 13th or something like that today yeah have you ever heard of the rose bowl parade yeah i've been but i've heard of it it's right here this is where it happens what does that happen i think i think new year's eve or new year's day or something like that or christmas eve christmas day but they podcast from the rose bowl parade i know but they put uh these think weird signs on the street outside the studio here, and they say, any cars parked here from December 23rd to January 4th are subject to inspection. Oh, well, that makes sense. That makes sense.

I know. You can't have someone park a fucking dirty bomb. Yeah, but does that mean any kind of inspection, they just want to look at what kind of CDs I'm listening to? No, it's Homeland Security. They're going to find your weed. They're going to find your weed and your girlfriend's porn. They're going to lock you up in jail.

I got to take the anonymous mask out of the window. Yeah, take that fucking anonymous mask out right now and put a fucking American flag. How about that? Oh. You have these things you have in front of the windows? Yeah, I need them. How about we hang American flags? Yeah, we need American flags.

What's more American than our thoughts and ideals? There's real America, not this bullshit fucking corporate swindle fest that's going on, Brian. Real America is about speaking your fucking mind. It's about creating something, uniting together in one giant bond as the greatest nation the world has ever known. So we should put up our fucking flags because we truly represent America, not those

cunts that would try to stop us. I'm going to hang mine upside down. Oh, you're crazy. You're too crazy. Is that bad? Is that mean? It's supposed to be. I wouldn't do it. If anything, they would piss off a soldier. What if it's for people hanging upside down. Oh, you're crazy. You're too crazy. Is that bad? Is that mean? I think it's supposed to be, yeah. I wouldn't do it. If anything, they would piss off a soldier. What if it's for people hanging upside down to look at the flag? What if some guy comes back from Iraq and he's had a fucking hard time and he's loading up his gun right when he drives by your window and sees you with an upside down flag and

decides to pump nine into your fucking window? Huh? What if you have somebody hanging upside down and it's upside right for them? Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. So you have the world is upside down? I think you can get away with that as long as you have like little bushes and stuff by the guy's feet as well so the theme is very clear no the theme has to be clear the guy has to be glued to the ground like he's a walk walking through the park and the

american flag is just there all nice and proud just upside down from your perspective right but he lives in australia It's called thinking up different. He comes from the land down under where everything's upside down. You know, in Australia, you can't even fuck around outside. You've got to put sunscreen on because their ozone layer is gone. Oh, that's so weird. They've got a big hole in the ozone layer. So when you're in – did I say Alaska?

I don't know. No, I think you said Australia. Australia. I meant Australia if I did say Alaska because I was going to say something about Alaska as well. But in Australia, they have these ads on the side of buses, and they're fucking pretty graphic, man. And they show people with chunks of their body cut out from skin cancer. They show the stitches, and it says, you know, I forget the ad campaign, but the basic message is, hey, you can get this from the sun, dude.

You got to be careful. Isn't that interesting? That's weird. Yeah, they have more issues than we do apparently that ozone layer is a motherfucker and everybody says it was hairspray and all sorts of different things that eroded it it's probably boomerangs terrifying boomerangs can you imagine yeah well i guess it just all settles down there by the way the earth is built. I don't know if that's a theory that's been disproven or proven or what. I finally watched Tangled, and I really liked that movie. It's a good movie, man.

My middle one told me yesterday that she's not a fan of Tangled anymore. Why not? She has this Tangled thing in her room. She's like, I don't like Tangled anymore. That's the funny thing about kids. They love something, and then they watch the fuck out of it. It was Dora the Explorer for a little while. She would watch the fuck out of Dora the Explorer,

and now she doesn't want to have anything to do with it. They move on to the next show, and then it becomes the next show that they're massively obsessed with. You know, it's really interesting. But Tangled now? Pfft. But just a year ago, man, Tangled, you know, when we took her to see it and

then she saw it in the in the movie and then we got a dvd and brought it home oh my goodness she couldn't watch it enough man you know what's the craziest thing because every time i watch adventure adventure time i have to watch the kids commercials the kids commercials for toys are the most tripped out insane like if i was if you're a coke never watch kids' cartoons during the day and look at the commercials. There was one about these. The toy was little crabs that had makeup on and really nice hairstyles. It was just the commercial

made no sense. Why would they be marketing to kids dressing up crabs? It was intense. That sounds ridiculous. I tweeted something earlier today. I retweeted something that someone sent me where they were talking about kids today and all the different people. I'm going to click on it just so everybody knows what it is. RSA Animate.

Changing Education Paradigms. And paradigm is spelled P-A-R-A-D-i-g-m-s if you're a tard like myself that was rude i apologize um but this is a very interesting little thing uh that someone made that points out how kids today are inundated with so much fucking massive massive amounts of information and that you know to take these kids and force them into watching something really boring all day like school like staring at a blackboard and then you know you wonder why they're incredibly you know detached from what's happening their their world is the world of explosions and fucking video games and intense music on their on their iphone it's you know it's loud and emotional,

and you make them shut that off when you come into this room to tell them boring shit. I mean, it's almost like what he was talking about earlier about programming. I don't think it's like a conscious effort to do that. I think it's just they're lazy and it's just the shit design. But, man, to take kids and take them from the world that they can experience now with the Internet and video games and movies and songs and cars and technology and then make them sit in the fucking class and listen to stupid shit all day. It's amazing.

You know what they need to do? They totally need to do this. Electronic Arts and THQ and all these big video game companies need to start selling video games that have to do with shit they want to teach the people. If you ask me any question on fallout 3 or whatever like like about bottle caps or whatever i know exactly what you're talking about i've memorized i have this thing memorized in my head i will never forget it i know imagine if you do if you could teach kids through a video game that would actually let them

like go back on an adventure through time and learn about history and like be a part of it yeah you're you're George Washington. You'll know everything about George Washington by the end of that video game. And the kids will remember that. Every single kid likes to play video games. Yeah, but you'd go back there and just start punking people and go Grand Theft Auto style

and start fucking shooting people off their horses. Yeah, but if you make it so if you do any of that stuff, you get taken away at recess or you get at detentions. If you fucking shoot somebody in the kneecap, you get detention, you know? I guess. That If you fucking shoot somebody in the kneecap, you get detention. I guess. That could start at the beginning of the end, though. I don't know.

It would be hard to make history interesting. You'd have to have some really entertaining person who was like a history major or a history professor, rather, who's just really good at figuring out the best way to construct the stories and getting you into it. And then showing you cool shit, too. That's another one. Like showing you documentaries and cool pictures and stuff. But when you get to certain things like mathematics and stuff like that, how are you going to make a video game

where kids learn math and then it's fun? It's fun for someone who wants to play Fallout. I'm sure they'll do something like Call of Duty. You want to play Call of Duty and they're like, let's play numbers. Right. I wonder. I don't they'll do something like Call of Duty. You know, you want to play Call of Duty and they're like, let's play Numbers. Right. You know, I wonder. I don't think you can teach that that way.

Unless it was something like a SimCity or some kind of like, you know, you're married to the Octomom and it's like a math video game thing. I guess so. Well, some people love math. I'm just talking shit because some people actually sit down

and do mathematics for fun. I hate math so much. We had Tara Patrick in the studio the other day and her biggest turn on is a guy that knows math really what a good kid you know why because she wants him to know exactly how many dicks she sucked she wants him to really be able to wrap that around his head she was not to be vague oh honey i know you suck a couple of things listen i'm tired of your bullshit listen to me do you know what a million is can you wrap your head around a million?

She was preggers, man. She's starting to look nice. She's got that little pregger juice on her, chunk on her. Well, she's got a little chunk to her. Do you beat off to pregnant chicks, you sick fuck? I do because it's different. I don't look for it, but I'll be like, that girl's pregnant and hot. Double bonus.

Wow, really? That's amazing. So when you were around her and she was hot, it was exciting? She just, you know, there's a few girls. Like, she's just hot to be around. You know, there's a few girls that smell like school. Very pretty girl. Like, ugh.

School. You know, but she's gorgeous. And she just, you know, she retired. So she hasn't shot in like four or five years or something like that. So she's a born-again virgin, basically. But she just released a new photo shoot on some foreign magazine and she brought it

and it was nice. She has a nice body. She's pretty hot. And a nice husband or boyfriend or father of the baby that's coming. What's he do?

He's a makeup artist. Oh. But he just did like the new Superman movie and stuff like that. So like he's a legit, like he was really cool. He's a really nice guy.

It's just a funny thing where some dudes just can't accept that. You know, some dudes are never going to be able to accept the fact their chick was a porn star. Yeah. I said, like, he's a legit, like, he was really cool. He's a really nice guy. It's just a funny thing where some dudes just can't accept that. You know, some dudes are never going to be able to accept the fact their chick was a porn star. Yeah. You know, and some guys are just like, yeah, whatever.

Whatever. I'm getting mine. Yeah. I don't know. It's interesting how weird we are with sex. It's a strange culture where everything is sold with sex, but yet if you, you know,

if you really get down to the nitty gritty, we're really fucking weird about it we're really insecure about it and insincere about it it's strange right we have a fucked up culture man it is a weird culture you actually try to suppress nature it's a strange strange fucking way we live man man. But selling things with pussy, you know when that makes sense? When you get married. When you get married, it makes sense. Because when you're single,

and you know, well, this relationship doesn't work, and we break up, I'll find someone else, and that'll be interesting because it'll be a new person. But when you're married and you commit to this idea

that you're just going to be with this person for the rest of your life, then you start seeing some chick selling watches. Oh know that dirty bitch that dirty bitch with her fucking long legs like it really like attracts you like maybe this omega watch is going to get me some of that right you know it really does work you know it's it's funny it's like i guarantee you if you had uh commercials for like a cell phone service in ethiopia and you showed like delicious food in the background you know like here's a cell phone it's fucking roast beef they're mashed potatoes and giant pitchers of orange juice and all this yummy food and these poor fucks would

probably look at that like oh and they would want to buy that cell phone doesn't that make sense yeah this podcast is over isn't it pretty? Pretty much. Yeah, sure. I mean, we've done, like, we've done, I think, over three hours. Yeah, well, we had to come back because I had to give my apology to Todd Bridges. I really do feel, I felt stupid about that.

And we really wanted to talk about Fear Factor because it was pretty fucking crazy. It was awesome. I can't wait for this. It was very weird. Every Monday, right? Yeah, every Monday for a while. We only did eight of them,

so it'll air quick, but the ratings were giant. They were monster. Everybody's't wait for this. It was very weird. Every Monday, right? Yeah, every Monday for a while. We only did eight of them, so it'll air quick. But the ratings were giant. They were monster. Everybody's super, super happy. Next thing you know, you're going to be picked up for another season, and you're going to be like, oh, dude, we start filming again in two weeks. It could be. And it's going to save you from the Japanese radiation.

I'm going to have to shave my head. I can't keep looking at my balding head on TV. It's just too sad. I'm going to have to do something about this. Well, wear wigs. That would be funny. You wear a different wig every week. A red wig.

A red wig like Bozo the Clown. That's what I'm going to get. I'm going to get a red wig, but only on the sides. Only around the ears. Like earmuffs. This weekend, we have... Oh, if you want to come to that Chicago show, it's almost sold out folks. Chicago

January 27th, 2012 Joe Diaz and Duncan Trussell at the Chicago Theater. It's going to be off the fucking chain. And that is the same weekend that Fox 2 is scheduled. So that card is a great card. There's Rashad

Evans versus Phil Davis. There's a bunch of great fights on the undercard of that as well. Michael Bisping versus Damian Maia. That's a great fucking fight. So it should be sick. It's a great card for Chicago, and it's going to be awesome to be on Fox again. And then the night before that, we have a show at the Chicago Theater. And it's the same place where the weigh-ins are, which is pretty badass.

That's cool. Yeah, so we're going to basically do the weigh-ins, get something to eat and then rock the house. But Duncan and Joey together, this is a rare one. This is going to be fucking fun. Thank you to The Fleshlight. And please go to JoeRogan.net. Click on the link for The Fleshlight

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dropped the ball on that. They should definitely have a Mrs. Claus flashlight. What the fuck? Totally. Have it be like creepy. That'd be the best Christmas toy ever to give as a joke. Yeah, with like white frosting around it. Yeah, just like really wrinkled looking, like just super old pussy looking. Maybe it's not too late. Dude, get on it. They have a fucking factory, dude. Oh.

Flashlight, feel free to use Brian's idea. Brian, you don't want any money for that. No, I just sponsored the Death Squad podcast. Yeah, what's up? Sponsored the Death Squad podcast. Oh, by the way, if you want to listen to the Ice House Chronicles, we've been doing podcasts. Podcasts?

That's like a podcast for cows. We've been doing podcasts for the last four or five weeks. Yeah. And we do them live from the Ice House, and they're called the Ice House Chronicles. And it's, in my opinion, one doing this um and we do them from live from the ice house and they're called the ice house chronicles and is my opinion one of the coolest podcasts we do because you know it's not it might not be as structured as today's was which is today's you know this is a different kind of podcast today's with uh bruce lipton was brilliant he was it was amazing it was eye-opening it was like really really made you think about things and i really enjoyed it but um with the

the the ice house chronicles it's really a hang. It's all of us, all of us comics. Green room. It's a green room. It's the real green room. For real, legit. It's uncensored. It's everybody sitting around.

Sometimes it needs to be censored. I heard about some Brendan Walsh fiasco. Oh, yeah. I need to know what I need to do about that. You need to delete that and get that offline. But it's a really fun podcast. And the only way to get it is if you go to um itunes and subscribe to the death squad death squad is uh the podcast network that brian produces and it contains not just uh the ice house chronicles but sam tripoli's naughty show

tama segura and christina segura even though she uses some other fucking name uh that's called your mom's house and they have a great. John Heffron. We just had Lip Nicky, the guy from, what's that movie? Show Me the Money. Jerry Maguire. Jerry Maguire. And he's been training jujitsu and martial arts since he was six years old.

Yeah, apparently he choked the fuck out of John Heffron. Yeah. We had him on the show, man. He was so awesome. Very interesting guy. That's great, man. That's great. It's good to hear.

He's a child star that actually survived. Yeah, good parenting. That's why. man. That's great. It's good to hear. He's a child star that actually survived. Yeah, good parenting. That's why. Is that what it is? Yeah. Also, he stopped being famous for a while and kind of leveled out. He's normal now. Good for him.

Thank you to everybody for tuning in. Thank you to everybody who watched Fear Factor. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you if you don't. I don't give a fuck, folks. We're just here to have a good time. Just enjoy yourself. And please, if you get a chance, if you're only listening to this podcast,

listen to the David Lipton one that we just did because it's really a fucking interesting take on how your thoughts control your reality. All right, bitches? We love you. We'll see you if you're a Hollywood person. New Year's, Melrose Improv. Brian Reichel's going to be there, too. Brian, you need to create some kind of a video for this shit. Yes. Show at a Hollywood Improv New Year's Melrose Improv. Brian Reichel's going to be there too. Brian, you need to create some kind of a video for this shit.

Yes. Show at a Hollywood Improv New Year's. I think it's Joe Diaz, me, and I don't know who the fuck else. But it'll be crazy. Whoever it is, it's going to be good. So we'll see you freaks soon. Later. Sometime this week.

Who am I doing this week? I got someone. Oh, Duncan. Is Duncan doing it? Yeah, Duncan's doing it. Cool. Duncan, tomorrow. All right.

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