The Joe Rogan Experience - #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live YouTube show Kill Tony.

The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. Oh, hello boys. Hey. Hello. This is going to be one of those shows. How's it sound with that on? It sounds perfectly normal.

Today, how many times have you heard? I've heard videos on YouTube where this guy was reviewing watches, and he was wearing a mask while he was reviewing the video, so you could hear the muffle thing. I'm like, this is going to be like we're going to look back on these days with the masks and all the people that were taking them off and then putting them back on to take photos. All the times that politicians have been busted doing that. And we're going to say this is an especially stupid time.

So stupid. Especially stupid. Not saying that it's stupid to wear masks. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying the virtue signaling of it. The theater of it all. People put on the mask before like giving a speech. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, they have it off and they're hanging out backstage. And then there's a video of them putting it on and getting in front of everybody and then taking it off in front of everybody to get the speech. Like, it's just theater. Like, when Rand Paul was in front of Fauci and he said, you know, you're vaccinated. Why are you wearing this mask? It's theater. He was right. It is. It's a theater. It's to let everybody, you're vaccinated. Why are you wearing this mask? It's theater. He was right.

It is. It's a theater. It's to let everybody know you're a good person. I'm a good person. Look at my mask. Yeah. I talked to somebody on the phone that had a mask on. I was like, where are you?

And they're like, in my hotel room. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing calling me with a mask on? Are you by yourself? Were you talking to Ian Edwards? Ian double masks backstage with us. We're hanging out backstage. He's double masked. I'm like, hey, bro, we've all been tested.

We're all good. He's just more comfortable with this thing on. I don't get it. It's California. You got those people scared. Yeah. I would like to see if there was a chart of how worried people are about the pandemic, you know, based on where they live. There's like pockets of worry.

I think there's no doubt about that, right? Like, I mean, like the people that I see in L.A. on Twitter and stuff and just when we visited there, like it's a whole different world. I saw more masks in a few hours than I saw in a month here in texas it's fucking weird it's not it's not just the mask thing it's like the mask outside by yourself the mask in your car it's like what is i saw people in new york city bicycling wearing a mask that can't be good for you right that's like you remember those things that people were wearing before they were wearing like the altitude was like an altitude mask what the fuck was it called it's like an oxygen trainer right yeah simulate what is it called they all there's multiple of

them i don't know if there's just one but yeah there's people have gone over like whether or not it actually mimics uh altitude training and it doesn't. But one thing that actually does work is those breath trainers. There's a thing, it's like lifting weights with your lungs. Have you ever tried those? Do you know what it is? No. You blow into them, and there's one of them that actually works. I have it, I haven't set up the app yet. It works on an app.

And so the app could read exactly like how much pressure you're blowing through that so you're actually like physically working out your lungs like a muscle just blowing into this thing and breathing through it and breathe it out of it it's like it forces your lungs to work harder yeah I like cigarettes I just use a belt. Different notches. When was the last time someone died jerking off like that? It's been a while. I think it happens.

It's like there's a slew of famous people for a while. Yeah, I think it happens more than we think, because imagine if you found someone like that, you wouldn't want to put that out there. You'd be like, okay, we'll keep that a secret. We'll just say that they committed suicide, right? Or you really don't like someone, and so that's how you kill them.

Oh. That's the rumor that I heard about David Carradine. Wow. Yeah. He's the guy from Kung Fu. Yeah. Kill Bill. Yeah.

Yeah. It's Bill. Yeah. Him. It was the NSX guy. Remember? The singer? The lead singer?

No, I didn't Remember that guy sort of kind of dancer yeah, you know Yeah, he died that way really yeah, I mean the fear of Like it seems like it'd be fun It seems like everybody says good things about choking yourself while masturbating. But the fear of being found that way or dying that way is enough to keep me from ever trying. I would guesstimate that zero guys who do jujitsu have done that because you

don't want to get choked ever. So the idea of like being choked is like you immediately are not, you probably lose your heart on first of all yeah because like someone's choking me like you have to be someone who's probably never been choked by a person before because if you're if you did jujitsu like you felt that belt in your neck you would you're immediate you would try to tuck your chin you'd try to get out of that you wouldn't be like yes there's something about imagine if someone got into that and then they're good at jujitsu

and they're at the championship they start getting choked and they get hard as a rock all of a sudden in front of the audience right it bursts right out of their cup or pushes the cup out so it looks preposterous what if he tapped out with his hard penis okay

no you have to there's rules. You can use your feet to tap out sometimes. Oh, wow. If you're trapped in a situation where you literally can't move your arms, and that can happen, sometimes guys will catch a mounted guillotine, and in a mounted guillotine, if they're really good, like Brian Ortega type good they can

get their arms or their legs rather around your arms and pin them to your side like this while they're getting you in the guillotine so you literally can't even defend if they catch it perfect and then you see guys flopping and like tapping with their feet there's a couple positions like that where you literally can't move your arms And guys will tap with their feet and yell out tap They just try to yell out tap I once got knocked out In a high school wrestling match Guy got double chicken wings

You know what I'm talking about And then he walked over Walked around the head And then I bridged up When he was like north south And he got me in a head scissors and lock the legs at figure four position because that's the only like leg lock you're allowed to have in ohio high school wrestling at least back then so you can wait a minute you can lock legs

around a guy's head yep yep as long as it locks behind your knee you can't have it like around your calf or your ankle. You have to move it all the way up to. Yeah, but if you do that, then it becomes a triangle. Essentially it is. So do they just not know? They're not using it for the choke effect. They're using it to get your shoulders against the mat though,

to eliminate your possibility of bridging on your neck. But wouldn't the best way to get a guy to put his shoulders on the mat, to put him to sleep? Yeah, that works too. If you can literally, if you that can't be right? You can't be allowed to actually get a triangle on somebody yeah again They're not really using it for the choke so what that guy did was when I bridged up even after he had that he just straightened up like that and It squeezed your neck yeah, but I ended up with a concussion from that, actually. How'd you get a concussion from that? Because he pulled back hard, like super strong, to bust my bridge down,

and it clanked my head right off the mat, like doof, with all of his weight, body weight on top of it. Ooh. Yeah, that's one of the scarier things about when you see guys get knocked down and their head bounces off the mat. You're like, yikes. Yeah. I woke up throwing up Rice Krispie treats

because I scarf those down after weigh-ins. Jesus. High school wrestling is the worst system. You just weigh in a couple hours before the match and then you scarf down a bunch of food because you haven't eaten for days. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

And it doesn't totally make sense either it's like wouldn't it be better if everybody just weighed what they weighed like the most important thing is like who's the better wrestler not who's the best at starving themselves and dieting yeah it's you know it's like the thing about weight classes that have always driven me crazy in the UFC and in wrestling as well but with West wrestling you're not taking into account as much head trauma because the head trauma is more accidental or from throws and stuff like that. But in MMA, you're dehydrating yourself,

like literally to the point of being incapacitated. Like some of these guys are shuffling because they can't lift their leg up to walk normal, and then they go and fight. Travis Luter, who fought Anderson Silva for the title, he didn't make weight. And he tried. I was there. He did not quit.

He was dying. Like, I've never seen a guy closer to death than Travis Luter when he was about to weigh in for Anderson Silva. He was shuffling. That's where I'm getting the talk about shuffling. His lips were all completely chapped and, like, you know, like, just sucked dry. His whole face was sucked dry. His cheeks were all completely chapped and like you know like just sucked dry His whole face was sucked dry his cheeks were sucked dry like the dude was dying he was literally pulling all the water out of his body trying to make weight and he didn't quite make it and Then 24 hours later he fights a prime-time Anderson Silva when Anderson was at his peak of his powers,

he actually got caught in a triangle himself. He got caught in a triangle and elbowed by Anderson, and he had to tap out. Yikes. But, dude, when you lose that much weight, your brain dries out. Like, everything dries out. They say it takes longer.

I don't know if this is true. everything dries out they say it takes longer I don't know if this is true but I think it's longer to dehydrate like to rehydrate your brain takes longer than it takes to just rehydrate your whole body I think like your brain it takes like an extra x amount of hours to completely rehydrate your brain which is super dangerous if you're getting hit in the head. Yeah. How do you rehydrate your brain? That's a good question. You just put a shot in it or IV in your head? I think it's like the fluids, they automatically rise. What am I, a doctor?

Yeah. I'm guessing. This is all guesswork. The fluids probably rise. I always get my advice from doctors in spacesuits. Especially when they're this high. Fluids probably rise in proportion to the fluids in your whole body so if you're fully hydrated i would imagine your head is fully hydrated

but when you're really dehydrated what they're saying is that it takes more time to rehydrate the brain i'm not sure if that's true but it makes sense because you see guys who've been really dried out from weight cuts sometimes they get knocked out and you you don't even understand why that punch knocked them out and they're usually really durable maybe when you're dehydrated your like hydration level starts at the top of your head and goes down like a glass of water right like a gas tank yeah what if that's true though i mean it kind of might be because like just think about like how dumb you feel when you're dehydrated yeah could you imagine if you had to take like a math test and you were dehydrated oh my god when i'm dehydrated i'm so like i'm like working at like 40 capacity and if you like took the math test like like hanging

upside down you would actually do better because the water would go from your feet to your head better because the water would go from your feet to your head they should do some kind of a thing like that for for classes you know how they have like you know how they have like in the olympics they have like decathlons and shit and the biathlon you do a bunch of things you run you shoot a gun you go surfing you know they have a few of those they should do that with academics like they should have like like a 10k mountain race and then you have to solve a puzzle you know then you have to you know figure oh you're saying combined physical and mental stuff yeah yeah that's the main part of that favorite my favorite show me and annie letterman were talking about what's it called the challenge on mtv oh they do that the final event

where they go for like a million dollars they They have to run basically a marathon, and halfway through, they've got to stop and answer puzzles and fucking figure shit out. And half the reason some people lose is because they can't do puzzles when they're stressed out. Right. Oh, there you go. That's just that event. It's just one TV show.

Did we talk about that aspect of it? No, no, no. Not at all. That's a great idea. They nailed it. I really think that should be like, you know how, no, no. No? Not at all. That's a great idea. They nailed it. I really think that should be like, you know how, like, there's certain intelligence tests that we all respect, right? Like the IQ.

Wouldn't it be great if you got who can keep their shit together under pressure test? Like Squid Games. Squid Games. I've done episode two. I'm on episode three. It's great. It's very good Once you get over the dubbing

Some people are like hardcore They don't want you to do the dubbing one They want you to do the subtitles Did you? Well yeah you have to do the subtitles You do the dub? The dub Oh no dude

That's unacceptable Bro I got an 11 year old I'm watching it with her She doesn't want to read Oh Okay That makes sense Bro, I got an 11-year-old. I'm watching it with her. She doesn't want to read. Oh. Okay. That makes sense. That's a rough movie to watch.

I know. I was like, are you sure you can handle this? All of her friends were telling her about it. So all these other 11-year-olds are watching Squid Games. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I played it in VR the other day. That was a lot of fun. So I have two.

Did you really? Yeah, they have the woman, the Asian statue. You was a lot of fun. So I have two... Did you really? Yeah, they have like the woman, the Asian statue, like running and stopping and running. How do you run? There's two schools of thought. There's two schools of thought with that. One, all of her friends are doing it. The argument, well, they're doing it,

I should be able to do it too. That's not a good argument, right? But if they're all talking about these things at this age, like what is the problem? Is it the problem that they're not ready for it? Like is it the problem that it's too violent? Is it going to condition them?

What doesn't condition me? Am I sure it's going to condition them? I mean, what is it? If all these kids are watching these things today, are you saving your kid if they don't watch like violent anime like she likes watching this crazy anime like you saving your kid if you say no you can't watch that because people get cut i don't know i used to watch a lot of fucked up shit when i was 11 yeah when i was young i used to watch fist of the north star i used to read the comics and that was just heads blowing off

bodies and i was like 13 12 yeah i was always into those uh like really well illustrated uh comic books like creepy and eerie a lot of them people would get torn apart and cut up with saws and shit yeah i mean pro wrestling they had the undertaker burying human beings like i learned about death from that thing and i can't believe you just brought that up what are you talking about but we had we had what's the pro wrestling back then was watched by everybody's like yeah that's not the same thing that's not that's fake oh right and this stuff's real i forgot but we have faces of death you know as a kid we all carry that around that was real yeah that was now these but kids today have live league they're watching that kind of every day they're

watching people bounce off cars, like jumping from fucking the top of apartment buildings and bouncing off cars. They're watching car accidents and motorcycle crashes. They're seeing so much more crazy shit. And they get to cheat at school, too. Like, having an iPhone's crazy. I would have been straight A's if I had an iPhone in my pocket.

If you're a lazy teacher and you just let it slide. Yeah. Let it slide. Apple Watch. You just have everything in your notes just going through your Apple Watch. Looks like you're checking the time. There's some thing that's going on now where they don't want parents to protest at these school board meetings.

Have you seen this? What I've seen about it is people complaining. So I don't know the story but i believe the story is parents are complaining about a bunch of different things at the school board meetings and it's getting very intense and so there was talk of them not being able to do it and just how they were labeled like someone i don't know if they were using hyperbole but they were saying they're being labeled a terrorist if they go and protest

the kind of education their kid is getting. It's like real controversial. One day when you kids shoot a live round into someone and make a person, you'll understand why this is weird to people.

The increasingly wild world of school board meetings. At one event, riled up conservatives. See, that's a problem. As soon as you label them, just say they're parents. Got so, you know, because you're automatically classifying them in this way. Have you really sat down and talked to them about their politics?

Maybe they just don't like a specific thing you guys are teaching. Got so out of hand that the board chair battled the proceedings halted halted why are they such fucked up font yeah what weird font cuz we're the New Yorker but look how halted looks like a bee tell me that doesn't look like a bee it does while the police cleared the room so what does that mean the police cleared the room because they were yelling and screaming. Stop teaching racism. No critical race theory.

Yep, there's, you know. Jeez, woke parents. Well, it's woke, the woke school system. Sometimes it's woke parents, sometimes it's woke, but this is complaining about the woke school system, that they're indoctrinating these ideas into kids, whether it's critical race theory or there's a bunch of different theories. Like today is Columbus Day.

It used to be. Now it's Indigenous Peoples Day. And people were saying that the reason why it shouldn't be Columbus Day is because Columbus was a monster. He came here and he killed a bunch of people. And it seems like if you pay attention to what there was a priest, right, that wrote a thing about him. A priest who was there who documented his experience with Columbus's people. And it was horrific, like horrific murders, killing babies and cutting people's arms off if they don't bring them enough gold. Like wild, crazy shit.

Like they were vicious, evil people. But the fucked up thing is everyone was back then. This is like the dirty little secret of the time. If you go through the Inquisition, if you listen to any of the stories, like Empire of the Summer Moon, where Gwen talks about the Comanches that lived right here. Dude, the things they did to their enemies were horrific. That book will freak you out.

Empire of the Summer Moon is an incredible book. About here, about Texas. The reason why they couldn't get through Texas was the Comanche. They were so fucking badass. But they were vicious. And when they captured people, everyone fought to the death. Because if you were captured, you were just tortured and killed. So because of that, they would never give up. It wasn't like in England and in Europe,

like the generals would meet the other generals in the battlefield and they would concede. They would give them their sword. There was like proceeding. There's none of that with the Comanches. So they would just torture each other. And one of the things they would do is they'd light a giant bonfire, and then they would hack a guy's dick off, stuff it in his mouth,

and hack his arms off and his legs off, and then throw him on the fire while he's still alive. Wow. Probably not even the middle of the fire. Probably like the halfway point. Yeah, probably. Probably. Bro. I mean, the shit that they did to their enemies was

Ruthless this is not denying that Columbus was a cunt and that you know for sure if that priest in his journal are accurate It's fucking horrific shit Bartolome de las Casas It was a 16th century Spanish land over a a friar, a priest, and a bishop. And he's the guy who went with Columbus and wrote a journal about how horrific it was to be there and watch what his men did to the indigenous people. So when you hear that, you go, why the fuck do we have a Columbus Day? That guy was a serial killer. He was a sociopath. indigenous people so when you hear that you go why the do we have a Columbus Day like that guy

was a serial killer he's a a sociopath but then you find out oh my God everybody was yeah not everybody not everybody but it was like way more common to be a ruthless murder the law was a little sketchy getting caught with things was a little more iffy people were just a little wilder you know it's a different world if you go back before people were writing books like holy shit dude

it's not that long it took there's like this jump in information when you could find out what a bunch of other people had figured out not just the people near you

but a bunch of other people had figured out and you could read their shit as soon as that happened then people started like less and less over time being so barbaric. But it took a long ass time. But you go before the books. Before the books. Can you imagine what it would be like if you grew up just in America?

Let's pretend the power's out for like a few decades. And you're in like the mountains of Arkansas. You're running across some real old school, no electricity having hillbillies. And it's just you and your four friends. And there's no phones. And there's a limited supply of food yeah how comfortable you think you'd feel you'd feel terrified that was the normal state of people for like most of history the normal state of for people for most of history is high alert high alert from murderous tribes

that are neighboring they want to steal your resources. That's what everybody did to everybody. That's what chimps do to themselves, to other chimps. They've observed it. They go around. They have, like, borders. And if you violate their borders, they'll kill you. They kill the other chimps. And they'll sometimes even sneak across borders and kill chimps

and then run back to their border. Like, they know where their borders are. That tribal, fucked-up, crazy behavior, it's, like, ingrained crazy behavior it's like ingrained in us it's ingrained in us it's it's a fucking weird thing that we have hell yeah then we're seeing it with this covid shit too like people branch off into groups whether it makes sense or not they branch off into mask or no max vaccinated or not unvaccinated natural immunity or get the damn shot you know there's so much of this going on man it's wild to watch it's wild to watch people that don't handle

anxiety and fear well getting thrust into an undeniable worldwide anxiety and fear conference group and they're all just like yelling at each other. And the people that are scared think that the people that aren't scared are bad people because they're not like them. Exactly. Even if you've had the disease and recovered, they're mad at you. Okay. Like, I didn't make this. Right.

Okay. Somebody made this. And you're not even mad at that guy. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. Because that guy's on the good team. He's on the side of masks and vax, and if you could say that, mask and vax, and you're a part of that group,

you get protected because you are in the opposition of those crazy Trumpers. They're all going to catch COVID. This walk-off is nuts, man. The Southwest pilots, they try to lie. It's bad weather. We've got bad weather. They had to cancel like 1,000 flights. Yeah.

Crazy. The pilots are like, we're not getting vaccinated. Yeah. Our drummer's stuck in wherever he is. Chicago. Yeah, right now. I heard they were also saying something about the towers, the flight towers were down.

Yeah, air traffic controllers. And then there's other people that are calling those people terrorists for doing this, which is like, what? I read a thing. You're missing the fucking point. There's other ways to do this at this point. We're pretty far into this game, okay? We can test people. You can test people.

You can test them all the time. It doesn't cost that much money. Test like 20 bucks you know i mean if it's worth it for someone to to decide that you you can spend an extra 20 bucks a day and you could do whatever you want and we know that everybody's safe and maybe we should even test the people that are vaccinated since there have been so many cases of vaccinated people getting it they should be testing people they should make better tests and then have good treatments. But you can't tell someone that their job depends on taking a chance with this new medication that they might not need because they have already gotten COVID and recovered.

And that's the case with a bunch of them. They don't want to do it. They don't want this blanket. It doesn't make sense, right? It's one thing if it was debatable whether or not the natural immunity works. It probably doesn't work. You probably can catch it over and over again. But if you get the vaccine, that won't be the case. But it's not that. It's kind of the other way, right? They're saying it's really long lasting. And they're still saying, no, you have to get vaccinated anyway. But that

doesn't make any sense because you can do a test. Like they can give you an antibodies test. You did one today. You did one today. I had thick. I had thick. He's got them vax antibodies. Recently vax legit antibodies.

But like they can do that to people. You don't have to tell someone their job depends on you listening to me and taking something you're not comfortable with. Do they make people get a chicken pox vaccine if they've already had the chicken pox? No, they do not. Right. That's one of the things that drives me crazy about this because I've had a couple of very smart people tell me to get vaccinated, even though I've already gotten over COVID. I go, but there's a study out of Israel's 2.5 million people that show between six and 13 times better protection from a natural recovering infection. Yeah.

My maid got the vaccine and three months later, she's still hurt and in constant pain. All her nerves are just fucked up and she can barely move some days. And it started with the vaccine, the second shot. Is it on the same spot where the vaccine hit? Yeah. Or no, it's like her whole body body like her whole back and her whole head It's she's like I don't know what to do and she's been going to all these doctors and they don't know how to fix it and It's super super rare and you have to be clear about this because the thing is

if you're treating 300 million people right with anything you going to get a lot of bad reactions, no matter what it is, like no matter what the medicine is. It's just a thing about measuring at scale. The question is, should we be forcing people to do it? That's where it is. It's not that it's so horrendously dangerous.

It's only sometimes dangerous, and I don't think they totally know why and to who. I think there's a lot of questions. Also, they don't always administer it right. Do you know that? Like, here's the thing. On fucking TV, they don't administer right. You're supposed to aspirate, apparently.

And I'm just finding about this recently. Because of the Bideniden thing when biden was getting a shot on tv i said that it's probably fake yeah why did i say it's fake well first of all i'm a fucking comedian okay and uh he's 80 and he is on a fake movie set yeah maybe that maybe the fact that it's actually not really the white house but a fake white house set like did you see it with all the people around it's a stage it's in the white house though it's across the street oh is it yeah it's some apparently it's in some place that works better yeah they do that for a lot of news conferences and shit but dude they're not

even trying to make it look have you seen the photos of what it looks like yeah i don't think they were hiding it though no it's not that they were hiding it but they didn't show it on tv right when they showed it on tv i mean, they let all the reporters there. So the reporter is going to take pictures. And that's how we know about it. Right. What we saw on television, though, was Biden at the White House. Right.

And that's what a bunch of places reported. Yes. A bunch of professional journalists. Joe Biden getting his vaccine shot at the White House. Yeah. I mean, you can kind of call it the White House B or something like that. I mean, it is a part of the complex. Right.

So that's. But isn't it the reporters, the ones that showed it and may try to sell it as the white house it wasn't biden though is that the case yeah i mean it's like all the news it's not like biden has like a news channel and he's like hey see uh i'm at the white house here yeah but he knew what he was doing if he was if he if he wanted to keep it real he would have walked onto that set and been like this is weird weird. What are we, the White House? Well, what he should have done is insist on a different, if you're going to do something across the street, just have a different setup. Have an American flag, the presidential seal, and a new place where you do it from. And he can get his vaccine there and he can do whatever the fuck else he wants to do there

Just have a different set don't lie to people But the whole point of it is it's like there's a little theater going on not even that they're lying But it's theater. You know it's a fucking show picture of it Jamie because it's so ridiculous. Have you seen it right? Oh, yeah I'm obsessed with this shit. Yeah, this picture is weird because it's so there's no reason to have it like this unless you're pretending. Right. Right? Like there's no reason. And then once you're pretending, who's to say where the pretending ends?

Well, yeah. I mean you could – but here's the thing. It's like why do you even have the desire to pretend you're in a different place filming this? Like that literally doesn't make any sense. Do you got it? I'm trying to find it. I wasn't ready to have that dug up. Oh, it's in my Instagram.

You can find it on my Instagram. Oh, I was going to find that, but like Brian's saying, I was looking into this that day. There's lots of pictures of other conferences they've done in that room. They did dress it up to look different. Yeah.

But they use that room all the time. It's kind of like- Oh, well, no, I'm not denying that they fake shit all the time. It's kind of like at the real White House, if you're going to have a bunch of people with cameras you want it to look better you don't want to be like have you ever been you've been to the playboy mansion how gross and old and outdated and nasty it looks you know you wouldn't want to have like a remember when we went for that marijuana policy project thing we did a marijuana policy project

at the playboy mansion oh And it was just so odd. We were like doing stand-up there. I was a host of this thing. I brought a bunch of musicians on. I was so high, I don't even remember it. So here, look at this. This is madness.

Like, this is just weird. This is what's weird about it. Not that there's a stage and he sits up there. What's weird is that there's a stage where it's pretend outside. So the windows have a LCD, I guess, in them.

And it's a television. So it works like a gigantic high-resolution monitor. And it makes some imagery of trees blowing the distance in the perfect summer day. It might not even be that. trees blowing the distance in the perfect summer day. It might not even be that. It might be like that backdrop, like when you got your head shots, you know, or, you know, or a dentist's office. No, I think it looks good.

I think it moves around, right? Oh, really? Can you get a video of it, Jamie? So I was trying to find other stuff. Didn't get that. So when someone said, like, why would you think that he didn't get the shot? Well, first of all, it's a set. Right.

Second of all, he's set right second of all he's really old and it just is a wise move I'm not saying he didn't get the booster I'm sure he got boosted what I'm saying is why would you do it publicly why would you take that risk that seems like a crazy risk to take and thirdly you're supposed to aspirate so whenever you inject you have to pull out a little bit at the injection before you plunge the medicine into the arm because you want to make sure that you didn't hit a blood vessel so if you pull back on the needle and blood comes into the little chamber then you realize you you're on a blood vessel

and they think that is the cause of a lot of these side effects from the vaccine ah getting directly into the bloodstream directly in the bloodstream instead of intramuscularly and so sanjay gupta and i were actually talking about that and he was kind of explaining it to me and uh which is a very interesting conversation he's a super nice guy like a real genuine nice guy and we talked a lot about all this controversial shit but it's just it's so everyone's so high strong about it all and they want to tell you about all the millions of people that have died and you want to go yes terrible tragic and millions people are dying right now of other stuff like people are still dying of heart attacks and still dying of cancer still dying of a lot of

stuff yeah like you can't just focus on that you know like how much of our lives over the past year and eight months have been overwhelmed by covid mcdonald's has killed more people they're wide open today right i mean nobody talks about it's just society picks and chooses what it wants to really freak out about. But see, McDonald's doesn't really kill you though. It only kills you if you eat it every day. It's your own bad choice. See, COVID, yeah, COVID you catch.

This is why it's a bad, like I eat at McDonald's once every four months or something like that. I'll have some filet of fishes. They're delicious. I love it. I love them. Yeah, that weird piece of American cheese on there. It's amazing. There's something about fish and tartar them. Yeah, that weird piece of American cheese on there. It's amazing. There's something about fish and tartar sauce.

Whoever figured that out, fried fish and tartar sauce, they fucking nailed that flavor. John Tartar. Well, I don't think that's true. But they don't kill anybody. They just provide food, and if you eat only that food, you'll probably die. But that's your fault. That's like whiskey doesn't really kill you but isn't that yourself with whiskey isn't that what the covid people are saying like if you don't wear a mask and you're not vaccinated then that's your choice but that's not true well i agree but that's why it doesn't work see what i'm saying is

if you eat mcdonald's every day eventually you'll get sick and you'll probably get a bunch of health problems. If you just eat nothing but fried food and fries and soda every day. But the COVID thing, the reason why it doesn't make sense is you just catch it like out of nowhere. It's not like through any bad fault of your own. You just catch it. And sometimes people catch it when they're being careful and they catch it with masks on. They don't even know why they catch it. They just catch it.

It's fucking contagious. It's really contagious. It's really contagious. That's why it's not the same argument. Because you just might get this. So if you get this, then you have to figure out how to take care of your body. And whether or not you're vaccinated or unvaccinated, there's a lot of people that are catching it. But if you are vaccinated, it sure seems like you have a better go of it.

It sure seems like the people that get vaccinated have, for sure, their symptoms are less. For sure, it gives them some antibodies. It helps them recover. So there's a lot of other stuff that helps, too. On top of that, we really should be telling people, forget vaccines. Tell people to get vaccinated. I'll clap with you. Go ahead.

Tell them to do whatever you want. But also, tell them to take vitamin D. It's a giant percentage of the people who wind up in the hospital for COVID have vitamin D deficiencies. It's huge. It's so much so that, you know, medical journals are now recommending people take vitamin D to help. If they, you know, it doesn't necessarily prevent anything. It's like, what prevents you from getting sick? Your immune system that's strengthened by a combination of factors, nutrients and sleep and stress and all

kinds of other stuff. But on that list, vitamin D is definitely in there. And people are realizing that too. So it's like if you are vaccinated, but you're also unhealthy and you have terrible life choices and bad habits and you're depleted in vitamin D versus if you're Cameron Haynes, you know, who's running a marathon every day and eats nothing but healthy food. Like which one do you think is safer? Well, it's pretty obvious Cameron's safer. Right. Right. But we don't look at it that way. We're looking at this one sizesize-fits-all for the whole fucking world.

And again, regardless of whether or not you've already been sick, like you and I have been sick, Red Band dodged that shit like Floyd Mayweather. I don't know how the fuck he did it. I'm addicted to liquid IV, guys. I have like five of them a day. It might be a factor. No bullshit. I mean, I used to drink like cans of soda and Gatorade all day long,

and now with this, I drink it like water. I know that's our sponsor. But I'm being serious. I'm being serious, too. I don't work out without it. I take it on hunting trips. When I do sauna sessions, I drink it. Usually I do sauna after I work out,

so while I'm working out, I'm conscious to drink like, you know, 64 ounces of water. Yeah. I drink like a shitload of water. So I got nice and juicy dehydrated up when I get into the sauna. But I drink those liquid IVs, man. It's a game changer. That stuff was huge when I, a year ago when I had, uh, when I had the Rona, I mean, it came through clutch for me.

Yeah. Really one of the only things that I even used for it, period. I like raw dogged it. I didn't have the kitchen sink. Yeah, well, you got sick at a time where nobody really had any treatments. There wasn't a vaccine yet. And I don't even know if they had figured out whether or not ivermectin works. Because a lot of people still say ivermectin doesn't work.

But I don't know if they were even treating people with it then when you were. You know, they announced today Merck's trying to get their antiviral drug yeah they're trying to get a drug that they say that what they say about ivermectin it mimics that yeah that it does the same thing ivermectin does i don't know if that's true though obviously i'd have to talk to somebody who really understands the science behind uh what's better the merc one or the ivermectin one i don't know who's telling the truth but you know the people the promoters of the of this uh ivermectin stuff the like the dr pierre corey's of the world they've actually treated people that's what's crazy to me it's like it's not clear who's telling the truth and who's lying this is part of the problem with. Like there are definitely some shenanigans that are going on.

But are the shenanigans going on because people are overzealous and want everyone to think that ivermectin is like super effective? Or are all these shenanigans going on because there's another drug and they're trying to disparage any other different kinds of treatments, and that they're about to launch something. Or who's telling the truth? Are the ivermectin people exaggerating? Maybe a little. Are the other people demonizing ivermectin because they have a competitive drug that's coming out?

I think maybe, possibly too. It's like most human things it's not real clear there's there's definitely some shenanigans all over the place are you talking about the fda i'm talking about just people accepting whether or not certain drugs work based on the profit margin they get out of them the thing that freaks me out about things like ivermectin is that it's generic. So anyone can make it. It's so convenient that a drug that anyone can make, that they're handing out all over the world. In America, they're like, don't take that.

Hold on. We've got our own. We've got our own version of it. But I don't know who's right. Maybe they're right. I don't think Dr. Pierre, Corey, or those frontline critical care people are lying. I thought it was like the FDA just pretty much said they don't see a connection with it working. Yeah, there's all sorts of problems with that, though.

There's problems with the FDA. And you know one of the things that happens, it's kind of crazy that it's real, but people work for the FDA and then they leave and then they work for Pfizer. Yeah. That is weird. Dude, could you imagine? Could you imagine? Just fucking imagine you're a guy who's working for the FDA and you know if you play your cards right,

you could be a motherfucking CEO at Pfizer. Dude, you could be one of the bigwigs. Dude, you could have a yacht. Dude, what about your own plane? Maybe get your own plane, Chester, if you go over to Pfizer. Like, that is real. You can be a part of the government's regulatory authority on drugs, and then you can leave and go work for a drug company. It's not like there's any motivation to do things for these guys.

They're like, Chester, listen, we've got a wonderful organization. We do a lot of good for people. So if people die here and there, we're trying to make some money, beholden to our stakeholders. And these guys, they leave, and they go from one organization to the other. It's crazy. And make insane amounts of profit. So, are we...

That's not a perfect system. That's not a perfect system. Uh-uh. There are two different kinds of people. The kind of people that want to make a lot of money off of drugs should be very different kinds of people than the kind of people that want to regulate drugs and make sure that everybody's safe. There should be very different kinds of people. It's very

different jobs. That's like the difference between a comedian and an executive at Comedy Central. Very different jobs. Very different kinds of people. If you're a comic, then all of a sudden you're an executive at Comedy Central, I'm going to go, hey, what are you doing over here? Right?

That's how I feel about someone who works for the FDA and then goes over and works for Pfizer. Like, Hey, yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that. But I see why they do. I mean,

what else are they going to do there? They know so much about the business already. They're not going to like switch and be like going to tech or something, you know, right? The problem is they shouldn't be allowed. How much influence did this company and the carrot that they were dangling have over them before they leave and go to Pfizer or to go to Merck or any company, any multi, multi-billion dollar company? Yeah, they had a congressman, I think it was, John Boehner.

Remember him? And he was a heavy smoker. They say that when you go to his office in Congress, there'd just be thick cigarette smoke and stains on the ceilings and all this. And he got out and he became a lobbyist for R.J. Reynolds, which is the biggest maker of cigarettes. Just a ton of different brands. These are the system of government to lobbyists where you make your money and then go back. It's crazy. Yeah.

It's insane. Heavy smoker, John john bainer joins tobacco company's board but hey look the fucking guy is a smoker yeah who better cool look how cool he looks smoking that cigarette yep why does it look cool smoking a cigarette i don't know because but it does because it is cool boys and girls it does look cool it's way way cooler than sucking on this little purple thing I got here Oh the vapes? Yeah It's not the same The vapes are

Anybody want a cigar? Sure Sure Oh Yeah It's cigar time everybody I don't think we've All the things we've done together

I don't think we've ever smoked a cigar together Oh yeah That's true We've traveled the world. These are JRE cigars. Oh, are you going to sell these? No. Why not?

There's so many cigar people. Well, Foundation Cigars made them for me. Here, I'll cut them for you guys. They should sell these, though. I saw a lot of people talking about them. They wanted to try them. Well, I don't have to talk to Foundation Cigars. they're the ones who put these together but they're a really good cigar like I'm no by no means as a cigar expert I just know what I like you know

it's like the same way I'm about wine I literally don't know jack shit about wine other than what I've learned from guys like Maynard or my friend Matt who tried to explain it to me you know like the people are really into wine what do you look for in a good cigar like I don't even know like it's not dry or super dry I guess or flakey been in a humidor so they gave us this humidor and you put distilled water in it and you keep it at about i think it's about 65 like the humidity 65 percent yeah i never got into cigars because i like as a smoker you just want to inhale these so it's kind of like a dick tease this is another one of those oh it's over here

um Yeah, the head rush of the cigarette is second to none. This is like a slow trickle of taste. Sort of. Cigars can really bang you up, man. They can... Oh, they can get you. Yeah, they definitely get you high. Even as a heavy cigarette smoker that's used to a lot of nicotine,

they can really hit hard. I've puked once smoking. Well, know this, you can't inhale it. How crazy is that? Yeah, but it's still going through your mouth, like the veins in your mouth. So you're still getting like just huge shotguns of nicotine. I know, but how crazy is it

that there's a type of tobacco smoke that's so strong that you don't even inhale it? Yeah. Like universally kind of acknowledged. Like no one's out there hardcore. Yeah, bro, I inhale my cigars. I inhale them. I don't even inhale it. Yeah. Like universally kind of acknowledged. Like no one's out there hardcore yeah bro I inhale my cigars. I inhale them. I don't give a fuck. No one does that.

Right? Yeah. Everybody just kind of tastes it. Yeah. Chewing tobacco same thing. You just set a little tiny pinch of it in your lip and it does it's work. You don't have to swallow that spit. If you swallow your spit you get even more nicotine. I've definitely tried yeah it's so gross i've definitely tried it i tried it when i was a kid when i was into tom sawyer and huckleberry finn and i almost threw up because

they always chew tobacco in those books and then i tried it as an adult when my friends had like we did a podcast with donald tiron and I swallowed dip. Oh, wow. I couldn't figure out how to keep it in my mouth. Like, I couldn't figure out how to pack it, so it just kept getting into my mouth, and eventually I just swallowed it. And that wasn't good. But it wasn't that bad. Like, people said I was going to throw up or something. It really wasn't that bad.

My old roommate used to be a dipper, and he would just sit there with his little beer can and just spit and spit and spit like all day long one time i was wasted and i grabbed it and i chugged it that is that's wrong yeah no my friend phil gave me one of those little pouches it's like a little little uh diaper filled with uh tobacco that you stuff yeah i. I did not like that. I got nervous. The rush of the... See, here's the thing. These crazy hardcore nicotine guys, this is my thing. I think the dippers are the most addicted.

Yeah. I think they're the most addicted. I think they're getting the biggest rush. I think the dippers are getting crazy amounts of tobacco. Because first of all, you kind of self-regulate. Because you could choose the amount of dip. You see these guys walking around looking like squirrels. Like half their cheek is popped out because they got a fat wad of dip.

Those guys are tripping. They're on so much tobacco. So much nicotine. Who's got the most going for him is Ron White. Because he smokes little versions of these that don't have a filter and he inhales. Yeah, he inhales. I remember he was telling me about how he didn't think that there was that much nicotine in one of these little cigarillo things that he was smoking. He's like, but someone, I think someone once told me that there's not much nicotine in it.

But I was thinking to myself, how come I always want one right when I get off the airplane? He ended up looking it up. And these things that he smokes throughout the day, it turns out like each one is like a pack of cigarettes. Well, that's the pure tobacco, right? That's why you're not supposed to inhale them. Yeah, it's why he likes them so much is because it's filled with everything.

He gave one to me once, and I'm like, do you inhale this? I was like confused Well, I do I mean that's worse than like Marlboro Reds. That's like yeah, that's worse That's like it's like duct tape in three camels together Yeah, he's like I thought these were good for me till I looked it up those dudes I remember the dudes in the pool hall that used to smoke camels I always had a different kind of respect for them the people I cigarette fuck a filter

The no filter camel is a bold choice That's a bold choice for a smoker. Yeah. Hey, man. I was there dude. That was basically like marijuana to Other than marijuana it was like weed to us when we were in high school It's you would just get buzzed you'd smoke cigarettes to to get a little fucked up. Here's the question. What does that filter do? It doesn't stain your teeth. It also supposedly filters out some of the bad shit in it. It takes the tar part of it.

Is the tar bad? Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed with a filter? I'm sure I have. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm sure I have. Not a paper I'm sure I have not a paper one just to stop the yeah

I mean an actual filter yeah right like a tobacco like a cigarette one there's some company that just started selling N95 filters I smoke my bong through

and through after five to ten hits that you can't even get shit through it's filled with tar and nasty shit well here's something gross if you're a smoker

everyone knows this trick you take like a big puff of your cigarette and you blow it through a paper towel and it's just a brown ring. Ew. You've done that? No. Don't you think that when you vaporize weed that you get a different high? Yeah, for sure.

It's a different high, right? Yeah. It feels like maybe that's what you're feeling. Like it's more clean. maybe that's what you're feeling. Like, it's more clean. Like, it's almost like you're getting more of the actual drug and not a bunch of burnt fiber, too. Because, like, if you have to think of, like, plant fiber,

like, when you're smoking weed, you've got a lot of stuff in there, right? It's like plant stuff, and you're burning it. So there's like the smoke is so much different than vaporized THC because then you're only getting – you're just heating up the drug. You're just heating up the plant compound, and it escapes in the vapor, and it doesn't hurt at all when it comes in. It's just clean. When we used to do that, though, at the podcast,

we had real problems with those episodes. Yeah. Dude, like. You'd bust out the volcano. Oh, my God. The volcano was so scary. Those things are strong. Because we would be in the middle of talking, and I'd have no idea what we're talking about.

Yeah. I'd have no idea what I said, and then maybe I would try to justify what I just said and make it worse. Yeah. Like, we would get so high. Yeah. Like, so stupid high. The volcano, we stopped doing the volcano after a while.

Like we can't keep doing this. Yeah. It's too scary. It messes you up. It's like skiing down a hill, you know, like just going straight down hoping you don't hit a tree. And then you had that glass bong that was bigger than Brad Williams. It was like 12 feet tall or something.

Yeah. You mean the alien one? Yeah. Yeah. You have that, right? right no you were supposed to give it to me but then you never did what yeah no yeah you were like where is it then i don't know i was like oh he forgot i wanted that no dude i definitely gave it to you no you never did you told me you told me one day you're like hey yeah i'm going to bring it to the studio or something like that and then you never did and i didn't ask about it i don't want to well where the fuck is it then dude that doesn't make any sense i i am almost positive i gave that to wife threw it away somebody's got it right now and they're listening to this like i got your i got your dick thing you gave me a bunch of guys and stuff thing yeah i bought the sculpture at a store.

It's like ebony wood and it's all these characters with giant dicks. Like all these, it's the weirdest thing ever. It's so cool. I saw it, I was like, who made this?

Why would you make this? So it was these guys and all their dicks and it was one of the things that when I got married I had to get rid of. I love it. I love it.

I have it right in my guest bathroom so when you're sitting on the shitter you're like, because you don't really notice the dicks at first. I love it. I love it. I have it right in my guest bathroom. So when you're sitting on the shitter, you're like, because you don't really notice the dicks at first. You're like, what is this weird statue thing? And then you're like, holy shit, there's dicks everywhere. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I got a lot of stuff back then when I first started making money. Like those sculptures that you see out there, those big dog things. What are those things called?

Something dogs? Gargoyles. They look like gargoyles. Yeah. you see out there those big dog things with those things called something dogs gargoyles they look like gargoyles yeah but there's like a name like a type of dog it's like a dozer the Carpathian what's from a no it's like a thing from you know ancient mythology they're from bali but that kind of like dog uh guardian they're supposed to be like so i figured they'd be good here yeah and your gold buddha that's one of the first things you got when i first moved to california he had that huge dumbest things i've ever bought i bought a bunch of i was always like super attracted to ancient Buddhist artwork. Like I have a bronze Shiva, like that kind of stuff.

Like ancient Hindu artwork. Like I have a 100-year-old piece of an ancient Buddhist Bible it's like this Thai Buddhist Bible or they're the religious text whatever they call it but I have this like it's on like bamboo that they strap down and turned into like these flat boards and they painted on it and in gold it's what you got haunted shit man what is kind of because I look at that and i go like what what were the people that made this i don't know the language looks beautiful i have no idea what it's saying right but the writing is beautiful and you got to realize this is a hundred years

ago people were writing this down right no television no movies you know 100 years ago they were writing this and this is more than 100 years because I've had it for 20 years. And it's just a sort of weird window into the way other people live. But there's there's a lot of those different ways of living all over the world. That's what's crazy. Like if you travel and then you hear the way people talk like in Thailand, you go, Oh, this is just like you would talk like this, too, if you lived here.

Like how this get started? How'd they develop the very simple, very way of talking? They have like a sing-songy way. They're all super friendly. Like, wow, it's crazy. There's a vibe. There's a vibe and a cool sound that goes with their language. But then you go over to Germany, different sound. Totally different way of talking.

Totally different way of making noises then you go to Israel even more different like you're like wow like people are strange man you hear people talking in like foreign languages that you don't understand if you watch the news or something like that or watching the YouTube video it's crazy because people understand it you have no idea what the fuck they're saying yeah we were just boston same thing i mean it is and you go 40 minutes down the street here there's a whole nother dialect and all yeah it's crazy well that's a that's a sound right like who was the first boston guy to talk like that pack your cat bilber now before him there's these guys that had been around in Boston forever

the comics that had been around in Boston forever they all had that accent they all had strong accents like no one had a neutral accent they all talked like they were from fucking Southie did you ever have

like a mild version of it? yeah I definitely did I saw myself on TV and I sounded like a moron oh that's right really? yeah you know when I was 19

wow I'm like oh my god I'm so dumb I'm such a sheep of taking on their Yeah, you know when I was 19. I'm like oh my god, I'm so dumb. I'm such a sheep of taking other accents. What were you doing when you were 19? I won the Bay State Games, which was an Olympic festival that they had in Massachusetts.

And I won in my division for Taekwondo. Wow. And you gave like an acceptance speech, like I wanna thank everybody here yeah well they interviewed me because i i had a very fast knockout i knocked this guy out it was pretty brutal wow and um they interviewed me afterwards and i just sounded like the biggest idiot we've been working really hard putting in a lot of hard work did you ever play stickball i'm sure i did why we don't play stickball

in Ohio I don't think in the street the thing about stickball was a good thing to do in the middle of street like when I lived in Jamaica Plain we played stickball because you could you could throw the ball like to someone in the street and then you have to stop the car came by stop hold on cars going car we go by but you you know you would worry about stray ball smashing windows too though that always happened hit somebody's house but kids they get bored if you leave kids on streets they're gonna come up with games to play everywhere right hell yeah dude we used to play the dumbest shit rough and tumble where you just hit whoever has the ball it's crazy well that's why uh soccer's so famous

right or so popular because all you need is that ball that's all you need and you can make a ball like you can make a soccer ball out of like tape if you got enough time and you're so inclined you know have you ever seen that one they do in myan they play volleyball with their feet no dude that's hot it's hot if you're in the feet that's your sport or as Tarantino calls it his favorite Olympics foot volleyball all sweaty these people have never seen another sport like they don't have TVs or

something like that we had uh David LeDuc who's the champion of Lettwey and he lived in Myanmar and he was telling us about this

so he he actually brought us one of them balls so it's like a empty ball see see how it's like a wiffle ball but watch how they

play this they play this with their feet it It's wild, dude. Look at this. I don't know why I thought they wouldn't have shoes on. Look at that. Well, sometimes they don't have shoes. This is like serious professional level, though. Look at that serve, dude. Look at that serve. I mean, that is

crazy flexibility, man. Pulled groins must happen a lot. Yeah, for sure. And now, what is it called? Setback tack raw. Setback tack raw. Yeah, these guys are, I mean, incredible athletes. That's what's nuts about it is, like, how difficult this must be to do.

Like, these kicks. Look at that. Bro, I mean, look at that. They're doing, like, a backflip and a kick at the same time. It's like professional hacky sackers. It's way more high level. Look at that I mean that is crazy. These guys are like gymnasts and karate experts. Look at that. Look at this kick That is crazy crazy that it's crazy The guy literally was like head down

Feet up in the air and he spikes it over the top like a soft mat or is it a hard floor? It seems like a lot of injuries, like Segura shit. It doesn't look like a soft mat to me. None of these guys are really built like Segura. I know, but it just seems like you land wrong just a little. The way Segura fell. Maybe it's like a wrestling mat type deal. Yeah, it's got to be.

Or like a jujitsu mat. This is crazy. Because they can make those kind of mats where it doesn't hurt as much because that can't be hardwood. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. That's insane. Oh, my God. You landed wrong.

There's your ankle, son. Yeah. Yeah. That's for thin people. Yeah. This is not a fat-ass sport. This is not a sport that's body positivity. Oh, and you can't touch it with your hand at all.

No. If it touches you. That shit is wild. That's cool. So they do this. See if you can find videos of people doing it because Dave had one that he played on the podcast. But they do it barefoot. And these guys are like swatting this thing over.

And they're like super skillful. That's a good shit. But it's like imagine being able to move your legs like that. And flip and whack that ball. I mean, this is it. Oh, this guy's got shoes too. I try to find a larger gentleman doing it. Oh my God. He's pretty big.

Damn, he's fat as fuck. What the fuck? I can play this game. I mean, for someone who can do this. Oh, you can use your head? Look at this. Oh my goodness. How does he do that?

How does he land? Oh my God. He's a fucking stud. We need to get Bert to try. Bert's ready to go. Imagine if this was Bert's shit. As soon as Bert starts losing or gaining flexibility, he realizes he's always had the explosiveness. They're going to get a picture of each other's dick tattooed on the back of their arm.

I love it. Bert's going to get Tom's dick. Bert's going to get Tom's dick. Tom's going to get Bert's dick. They took pictures of their dicks, and they're going to get them tattooed on each other. Yeah, Bert's dick got covered up on tonight's episode of Kill Tony. Yeah, they put the old Bucky logo on top of it. I'm glad. I thought about that.

I was like, this could be an issue. Yeah, we showed up at that Kill Tony. Blasted. Yeah. We came in, five drinks in. It's one funny thing. Every time you come on Kill Tony, you're blasted. It's a fun thing that can happen here.

It's like wild. If you're feeling good on a Monday, you know that there's always like an open door. It was that way at the Comedy Store. There was a whole bunch of people that would just like walk through. Ron White would show up anytime he wanted. And Bobby Lee could walk through anytime you know what i mean like yeah it's very open for as crazy of a show as it is and as packed as it is and how much uh purpose there is sometimes and how serious of a show it can be it's also like a wide open party well it's what i never feel like i should be sober. Like,

why would I be sober? I'm not really performing, just watching. Yeah. You know, let's show up blasted. Yeah. You can,

you can pull it off. Yeah. It's hard for Tony to do it because Tony really like watching like early episodes and watching how Tony has involved, like he's become this host now, which he never had that, that ever, you know, I don't think, I think you totally learned it from kill Tony, but, like he's become this host now, which he never had that ever, you know, I don't think. I think you totally learned it from Kill Tony,

but it's pretty amazing, like all the spinning plates that Tony has to deal with, you know, or we all have to deal with. Yeah, I can't get fucked up for that show. No, no, no. Everyone else can. You really have hit an incredible level. Like you're so good at coordinating the show and knowing where it's at

and knowing when to add something and when to start asking them questions when to move on to the next person you know and the fucking rapport you guys have like with you and david lucas that is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen when you guys start hacking on each other and laughing at each other's stuff and it's one it's it's uniquely fun with the two of you because first of all when you get Dave he laughs hard yeah he laughs hard like he enjoys it if you get him with a good one and then this last one that he put up on his Instagram was fucking hilarious and he got you and you're like oh you got me you got me like it's fun yeah. When we get the other one real good

once every couple episodes, like real good to where even we're surprised, we always give the other one credit. There's been a lot of those. A lot of those just in the moment going right off of what he's going off of. Because like that cuts out before, you know, Red Band whispers into my ear on that one.

That's what's funny about that men's room one is red band who you know isn't the roaster on the show at all he whispers in my ear and i'm like what what'd you say and he goes something about urinal cake say urinal cake i'm like he was actually right so like when i'm like going you son of a bitch i'm actually thinking of how to reword and properly execute play this you only like the men's room because there's urinal cakes in there. It ends up being like the thing. Like the inside of a urinal. Oh.

God damn it. How do you know what the inside of a urinal looks like? I actually go to the men's restroom. It's quick. And with the band yeah folks if you're in austin you have to see the show i think it's the best it's crazy it's unbelievable it's he got me i think that's it right for sure that's a good men's restroom joke but i'm still setting up I can tell just by listening to myself They're like I'm setting up. Yeah. Yeah, it's the best fucking live show in comedy

It really is because it's such an unusual show and it's such an amazing show to show young comedians What's really important when you see the camaraderie that you guys have and that we all have on the show and then what comics come? On the show and there are guests and the people people that come and do one minute every week. There's a fun, it's like an escape. It's a wild show. It's a wild, fun experience. And it's all just about being funny, which is one of the things that's dangerously close

to being exterminated in some circles in today's comedy all about just the concede like you're conceding you understand what they're doing they're just trying to be funny this is not their positions in the world and how people feel about things they're just trying to be funny and that is all you're getting at kill tony you're getting it from you guys you're getting it from the from the guests the people that come up they They have one minute. In that minute, you're not going to fucking fix social justice. You are going to get jokes. You're going to get laughs. That's what it's for.

And that's what everybody does there. And it's fun. And there's a lot of support. And there's a lot of energy in the local amateur community that does it every week. Yeah. It's an amazing springboard. If you can get your feet wet on Kill Tony and get a few laughs, you don't have to kill, just get a few laughs, you'll start thinking, hey, maybe I could fucking do this.

Maybe I can fucking do this. Maybe you're working part-time as a waiter and you haven't really been going to open mics that much and you do it and you're like're like hey I think maybe I can fucking do this you hang out with those people instead of going out with your friends and smoking crack and listening to techno or whatever you're doing you say well I'm gonna go to an open mic and from our perspective you know we've all the shows evolved and everything but we've gotten really good at, uh, you know, recognizing what's what,

you know, they used to say that Mitzi would know within 30 seconds or whatever, if she, if you were good or not. And like, when I first started standup, I'm like, that sounds crazy.

I doubt that that's true. And here we are 15 years later. And I'm like, Oh, I can tell if a person's garbage in 16 seconds. And, uh, on the vice versa you know it like Hans Kim remind told me a couple days ago we're in the green room and he's like you know I was on Keltoni like four or five years ago and you really liked my appearance I'm like what you were he's like yeah when you guys are in the belly room and I looked it up on my phone

right then and there and he does a set and I I go, dude, you're hilarious, man. You have a real fun future ahead of you or something like that, like very foreshadowing. It's crazy. And he murders every single week, and he's funny in the green room, he's funny offstage, he's funny all the time. He has a perpetual smile.

Yeah. He really does. The dude is always smiling. He's always happy, and smile. Yeah, he really does the dude is like always smiling He's always happy and he's always smart and fast. Yeah, just come back some shit. He's a great guy to be around Yeah, he's a fun guy to watch develop and grow too But that's what I think about this show I think kill Tony the show you guys do is the cornerstone of the comedy and I think Williams the real Frickin deal like I think he's what everybody you back in the day, like John Belushi and all these, Chris Farley, all these goofball big guys.

Like, I think he's the real one. You know, he's such a silly goose. He's the silliest. And his head. Listen, he's great, but you don't have to disparage Chris Farley. No, I'm not. John Belushi, piece of shit. Did you see what he did?

No, I didn't. I'm saying he's a modern day. Bro, you're talking about dead legends. Have some respect. Jesus Christ. God damn it, Tony. God damn it. That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying they are legends. You can't call them goofballs. Jesus Christ. John Belushi? Goofball isn't an insult. I said the G word. I don't like the way you said it. It seemed to me like it was disparaging.

No. I'm saying the big silly guys. Yeah. Well, I don't think there way he said it. It seemed to me like it was disparaging. No. I'm saying the big silly guys. Yeah. Well, I don't think there's any reason to compare. He's great. He's very funny. There's no reason to disparage the name of dead people. I'm not.

I love John Belushi and Chris Farley. I'm just saying I think William's the modern day version of the silly. I get what you're saying. It just doesn't work. I met Chris Farley one day. Really? Really? the modern day version of the silly i get what you're saying it just doesn't work i uh i met chris farley one day really he was white like like wet cardboard like gray rather like wet cardboard like uh like he looked terrible we were uh backstage at news radio and he came and he was hanging out with uh one of the cast members i think think. And I think he knew Paul Sims, too.

And then I just see him. And this was before he died, obviously. But he was going hard. I mean, hard. He looked gray. I'll never forget that. I remember seeing him. He's really sweaty, really heavy.

And his skin looked gray like ash Whoa Like sweaty gray Like the poor guy He's probably in the grips of it right there You know like when you think about people that get addicted to heroin like really get addicted Those people they seem like they like they've been caught, like a demon caught them in a trap.

You've got to get that needle in your arm, son. You've got to get that needle in your arm and escape again. Whatever they're doing, they're smoking it or shooting it. It's like that drug in particular is associated with so many people just getting lost in it just like it hypnotizes you and draws you in some of the best musicians some of the best writers have you ever thought about doing it once yeah sure you know what i told you i did when i got my knee operation they gave me a morphine drip and it's supposed to be a similar feeling it's

wonderful it was wonderful i kept hitting that button i was like oh i get it oh i was i mean i was in agony and i'm on this stupid machine that keeps bending my knee and straightening my knee and bending my knee and straightening my knee it's like a perpetual motion machine they put you put you on right after surgery to keep your your knee like circulating wow wow i'm banging this thing dang dang dang just hitting that button every time you hit that button you get a squirt of morphine did it like uh do you remember anything from it like what it was like where you were thinking about or whatever like i was just sinking into the bed like the bed was just filled with love

it was just love clouds like You're just sinking in it. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, just like your whole body was just getting kissed by God. Damn. We should do a podcast on morphine sometime. Yeah, let's do it. Get a drip?

It was only the one time I've done it, but I think Lenny Bruce had some God reference when he was talking about his, because Lenny Bruce was a God reference when he was talking about his, because Lenny Bruce was like a real hardcore heroin guy. I believe they found him on the floor of his bathroom overdosed on heroin. I think that's how he died. But he had a quote about God and heroin. See if you can find it.

But so many, like Hendrix got arrested in toronto for heroin he was in heroin janice joplin was in the heroin i think morrison was in heroin right wasn't he i think so they were all into it kirk cobain right here it is what does he say i'll die young but it's like kissing God okay that's where I got it from I'll die young but it's like kissing God Wow he was 40 years old the legendary quote about shooting drugs like heroin and morphine attributed to comedian Lenny Bruce so my apologies for stealing his line accidental over the morphe it was when I was doing it i remember thinking that i didn't even care that my knee was all up and then it was going through the thing i was just smiling

yeah that i had this stuff pumping through me other than that though i don't think i've ever had any other experiences with opiates yeah i had a wisdom tooth out once and they gave me a they told me to take they gave me a whole bottle of whatever whichever one of the things was I don't think it was I think it was a hydroxy or a high hydrochlorone chloroform no do you have to like put on a napkin and hydroxychloroquine the stuff that Donald Trump really enjoys? I can't remember what it's called. I hate Vicodin. Vicodin sucks.

I think I took one of those once when I had my knee surgery too. When I got out, they gave me a painkiller. I can never remember if it was Percocets or Vicodin. But I remember I sold it to this guy named Jeff that was at the pool hall that was always on pills. And he always would sell pills and buy pills. He was a pill guy. He had bandanas and long hair. He was a Florida guy who always had shirtless T-shirts,

legitimately, unironically, wearing shirtless T-shirts and a bandana with long hair. Shirtless T-shirts? Yeah, like a T-shirt with cut-off sleeves. Oh. Like the cut-off sleeves. Yeah. He always had those on.

Wow. And he had a bandana on. He he was playing tennis and he had long like greasy leonard skinner hair and he sold pills i sold him my pills because i only took it once i was like i can't do this like this is just too stupid yeah yeah i hate that feeling it makes you feel stupid yeah i just felt dumb like i'd rather be in pain and then my next knee operation I didn't take shit I didn't take anything when I got out I just dealt with it but it was way less painful too they when they did the second one they did it through a cadaver cadaver graphs are crazy like they take a piece of a dead guy's body and screw it into yours where's your cadaver it's in my right knee oh wow yeah too bad you don't get like adoption papers for it you know so you know who

the person is like a Cabbage Patch Kid well they say that people that get like organ transplants have strange memories oh fuck that they think the memories are actually somehow or another contained in part and this is complete theoretical whatever that it's possible that memories are contained in part and this is complete theoretical whatever that it's possible that memories are contained in different parts of the body like sometimes people will find they get cravings for certain things and then it turns out the dead person's heart that they have inside of them is what's asking for butterscotch pudding oh my god you know something like real specific like all of a sudden you have a craving for spicy pickles.

You're like, what the fuck? That's weird. Why am I so into spicy pickles? Norman was really into spicy pickles. Yeah. That was Norman's thing. I wonder if a straight guy ever got a gay guy's heart and got into trying to hook up with his buddies after that.

Probably. Or the other way. Gay guy gets a straight guy's heart and he's like, why am I sucking cock all day? I hate it. Probably. Or the other way. Gay guy gets a straight guy's heart and he's like, why am I sucking cock all day? I hate it. Right. Do you know they use

Do you know they use dead bodies for crash test dummies? Oh my God. Can you imagine just what that would look like? Them strapped into the car and then afterwards? Fuck.

Yeah. Fuck that. Oh, you know what I found out recently? Ready for this? You know that bodies exhibit? Yeah. That we've all seen? I've seen it in LA.

I've seen it in Vegas. Those are unclaimed Chinese bodies. And a lot of them have bullet holes in them. Oh, I didn't know that. A lot of them are executed prisoners. Wow. A lot of them are just people that they found their body dead allegedly like when you are watching this when you watch those those shows like if you go to look at the exhibits at one of those body shows if this was

anywhere else other than a science museum you would think this was a fucking serial killer. They take people and they stretch them out. They put them in weird poses. They take their body and preserve it forever. They give them a basketball and pretend they're playing basketball. It's kind of twisted. They have dead babies.

There's a dead baby that's in a giant formaldehyde or whatever it is, jug, and it's just floating, a fetus. Like, imagine if you went over a guy's house and you went into his basement and you're looking for the bathroom and you see a dead baby in a jar of formaldehyde. You would get out of that fucking house as quick as you can. You'd say, oh, my God, I left my phone. I'll be right back. And you fucking go right to the police station.

The guy's got a dead baby in a bucket in his basement. Holy shit. But at this place, because it's a science exhibit, oh, that's what a dead baby looks like. And so people are wandering around looking at these pictures. And the other day we were trying to figure it out. I go, where did those fucking bodies come from? How did they get so many bodies? This is where they get it.

They get them all from China. And they put them through this process called, I think it's called plasticizing. I think that's what it's called. So they basically take all of your tissue and turn it into plastic. Like they impregnate it with plastic and some kind of resin or something so they can do these weird things. So they take chunks of your arm and hack them off. So they stretch your arm out in sections. It's like 13, 14 feet long. So there could conceivably be some Chinese bigwig who did not like this guy who maybe taught his wife tennis. So he had a bullet put through this guy's brain and then had him converted into this tennis player that you could see at these bodies exhibits.

I want you to think about it that way when you look at that picture? Show me one of them tennis players. Yeah. Show me one of them tennis players. Because they have these guys, like, with the racket. Now imagine, like, the ultimate fuck you to your wife. You kill her mistress, and you turn it into... Yeah.

So weird. Look at the basketball player. Click on that one, Jamie. Look at that. We should go here on mushrooms. So weird. Look at the basketball player. Click on that one, Jamie. Look at that. We should go here on mushrooms. Just imagine. You would probably freak the fuck out. What's the middle one?

Is that a ping pong player? The middle one on the bottom right, Jamie? That one, yeah. Is that guy playing ping pong? Oh, baseball. He's catching. He's catching and throwing. Look at that.

Fuck, dude. There's one of a guy flexing on the rings. Now, this kind of shit. This kind of shit is what I'm talking about. So we're looking at a guy split in half, split down the middle. His left side of his skull is on one side. His right side of his skull is on the other side. And then they split his chest cavity and pull his spinal cord up to the height of the head.

If you saw that in someone's house, you'd be like, this guy is a sick fuck. But if you see it at the museum, you're like, oh, interesting. Interesting. If it didn't have the fake eyeballs, I think it would be less creepy. Dude, look at this one.

They took this guy and they stretched him out and cut him into sections, into like steaks. So like his whole body is sectioned out over like 15, 20 feet long. And that's at the Luxor. That's in Vegas. Starts off with a little fillets, goes right to the... Keep going back to those pictures, please. Oh, it says...

What does it say, Jamie? This was an article from 2006. And I'm NPR. Okay, so this is a different one. It says the cadavers were traced to a Russian medical examiner who was convicted last year of illegally selling the bodies of homeless people, prisoners, and indigent hospital patients. That is one of those.

The one that I saw, if you could Google bodies exhibit unclaimed Chinese bodies. That's been – I did. There's stories from that from this year, but I just went back to as far back as I could find, and this was from 15 years ago. Oh, well, I'm sure they get them from a lot of shady places. That's the point is that they're getting these bodies from shady places. It's weird. He figured out the homeless problem. They should give him an award.

Can you imagine if they're just – all the homeless went away, but these bodies exhibits are everywhere? Like everywhere. Under the bridges. There's also multiple kinds of bodies exhibits, I guess, too, which that might be part of the issue. I don't know who's getting them from a good place, but there's like. Is the fan on in here? It seems like extra smoky.

It's on, but three cigars were just being smoked. Yeah, man, it's just I didn't think about it until I saw. I don't remember why I looked it up, but I looked it up and I saw it. And I was like, what is that? How do you do that? Like, how do you get all those bodies? And then when I read that they were like once I started reading about what they're doing with the Uyghurs, the Uyghur Muslims in China. Do you know what they're doing?

reading about what they're doing with the Uyghurs, the Uyghur Muslims in China. Do you know what they're doing? Dude, this is like an international tragedy that is rarely discussed in mainstream media. They're rounding these people up and taking them to camps. I don't know if they're re-education camps, if they're concentration camps, if they're prisoner camps. I don't know what they're doing,

but there's demand internationally for information to try to figure out what's happening over there. See if you can find. I'm already looking. Just looking, just doing that, just typing it in Google image search. Like you say, pictures here, but like second row, New York Times article, no such thing, China denies. I don't know. Squid games. Well, but Uyghur Muslims

If you just pull Uyghur people So China's denying it Is that what they're saying? I would imagine More evidence of China's horrific abuses In how do you say that? Xinjiang That's where it's supposed to be right?

See it's I to be, right? See, it's, I don't know, right? I don't know who's telling the truth. See if you can find a good solid article, like whatever one makes sense. Just see if you can, so we can know. But the allegation that I keep hearing time and time again is that they're putting these people in camps. But the thing is, like, one thing that we know for sure about China is they make people disappear if they're journalists, if they say unfavorable things about the government.

They go after bloggers and imprison them and people post things on social media. They imprison them. And they also go after their billionaires. Like, they've had billionaires just vanish. Vanish. They talk shit and just fucking go away? Okay. Data leak reveals how China brainwashes Uyghurs in prison camps.

So they take them to these prison camps, and I guess they're trying to convert them. Chinese government has consistently claimed the camps in the far western Xinjiang region. I don't know if I'm saying that right. Sorry. Offer voluntary education and training. LOL. western Xinjiang region, I don't know if I'm saying that right, sorry, offer voluntary education and training. LOL. But official documents seen by BBC Panorama show how inmates are locked up, indoctrinated,

and punished. China's UK ambassador dismissed the documents as fake news, of course. Of course. The investigator found new evidence which undermines Beijing's claim that the detention camps, which have been built across Xinjiang in the past three years, are for voluntary re-education purposes to counter extremism. About a million people, a million, mostly from the Muslim Uyghur community, are thought to have been detained without trial.

Dude. Wow. How many of those guys make it into the Luxor? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, where are those bodies coming from? We don't think that. I don't think that.

When I was there, I was like, ooh, we should probably go to see that exhibit. That's cool. Now I'm going, oh my God. It's like that with everything, right? Like SeaWorld, same thing. We went to the Austin Zoo a a couple months ago the hottest most dehydrated animals you've ever seen in your life i'm not kidding the first thing we saw like i'm

not joking at all the first animal that we saw uh was a monkey who was up on the shelf like they're all hiding in the shade like there's a little shady part of each animal's cage and they're all just in the shade. This monkey taught itself how to put a rag in its drinking water and put the wet rag on its head. And it's just sitting up on a shelf in Texas. Just a hot monkey. Like all the animals are just hot. There's like a dehydrated bear, a sleepy lion.

Like it was the worst zoo experience ever. But like also it's exciting at times. You see an animal that you like, you're like, oh, a parrot. You forget that you're watching this delusional bear walk around in circles for five minutes. Yeah, you're in an animal prison.

To think that almost everything's like that. Well, all zoos are. Zoos are super depressing. I used to have a bit about it, that the only thing that isn't depressed at the zoo is the giraffes, because they're just like, another day with no lions, and they're just strolling around. They don't give a fuck. They're the only animal at the zoo that doesn't seem remotely tortured.

They let babies feed them. They're the only animal. They're so safe that if you put out like leaves of lettuce a baby can hold out a leaf of lettuce and everyone's Completely sure that giraffe won't hurt anybody There's no other animal like that in the zoo. It's really kind of extraordinary when you think about it that way Like you can't feed anything else unless it's from a distance You know we went to we went to Australia and we went to visit the koala bear exhibit and these things are

adorable you know they life tells you that koalas are like the cutest thing in the world and they are until as long as you keep feeding them eucalyptus leaves the moment that the zookeeper like has to grab another batch or something the koala slowly starts to turn into a bear. You know what I mean? Like it literally, its claws come out, its grip gets tighter. Like the second, if it takes five seconds,

you're basically dealing with a tiny bear. So they bite and attack people? They don't have the eucalyptus trees? I don't know about bite, but it felt like, right? How do we describe this? I don't know. I wasn't there. Isn't it weird when-

Really? Oh yeah, you slept in. That's right. I was like, fuck koala bears. I ain't there. Isn't it weird? Oh, yeah. You slept in. That's right. I was like, fuck koalas. I ain't driving. We just got off an airplane from the United States. He skips. And they were like, let's go see koalas.

I'm like, I'm going to my hotel and sleeping and taking a shower. That's a long flight. We did that too, by the way. We all took naps and then we went to the zoo. But you didn't seem happy when you came back. You were like, those things smell like shit. And I'm like, yeah, I'm glad I didn't go. You didn't seem happy when you came back.

You were like, those things smell like shit. And I'm like, yeah, I'm glad it didn't go. No, we smelled eucalyptus on us for like a month after that because that's what they smell like. See if you can get some footage. What were you searching before? The Uyghurs? We got that, right? We didn't even find koala bears attacking people.

You say it like we went straight from the airport to koalas. We did. It was like a half hour after we landed. Was it? Yeah. And we had a show that night. It wasn't? Yeah, it was.

I would never speed off to some fucking zoo. You did. It sounds horrible. How long do you think it lasted before you went to the zoo? It was like three hours. Everyone knows you have a three hour gap any time you land at a new hotel. You have to settle in and you have to like chill. I you land at a new hotel you have to settle

in and you have to like chill i don't have a rush off you don't believe it no because i remember that's why i didn't go i was like are you guys crazy and they're like it's koala bears yeah it's a bed and a shower maybe it seemed like a half hour but you were just jet lagged yeah i wanted to go i'm not going i don't care. It was also an hour drive. And I was like, man, I've been sitting in a plane so long. The last thing I want to do is drive an hour. I've been told you've got to see kangaroos in real life to understand how big they are. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I've been told. Yeah, they seem like just balls of muscle flying. Eddie F. told me a story about the first time he encountered a kangaroo. I think he was taking a leak in someone's backyard or something and someone one of his friends yelled out hey get back here I'm fucking up the story I'm for sure but I remember him turning around and there was a kangaroo that was taller than him like they're like six feet tall yeah and built like a brick shithouse I think they're cool I

would love very should have boxing matches that you could watch of kangaroos. They don't want to box, dude. They want to run around and fuck. Eat grass and do whatever the fuck they do. They don't want to box. They're only boxing because you make them. Well, I mean, fucking Jake Paul versus a giant kangaroo. Who wouldn't buy that?

They'll try to kick your guts out. That's what they try to do. They literally try to kick your guts out. I hope Mike Tyson fights him. Jake Paul or a kangaroo? Jake Paul. Yeah. I support that.

I don't support anybody fighting kangaroos. They used to do it, though. They used to have boxing kangaroos where people would go. Oh, that's right. To like, yeah, they would go to like a fair and they would box a kangaroo. Wow. Yeah. There's a lot of video of it.

You watch people get fucked up by kangaroos. Oh, this is a koala bear attacking people. Oh, yeah. See, these are koalas without eucalyptus. Yeah. There's a lot of video of it. You can watch people get fucked up by kangaroos. Oh, this is a koala bear attacking people? Oh, yeah. See, these are koalas without eucalyptus. Yeah. So these are these wild little... First of all, it's crazy how cute they are. They are so cute.

They're so adorable. Look at those little faces. Yeah. Oh, that bit the person? Oh, wow. Oh, so they don't have the actual attack. They just have the wound. So he's got a bite wound.

He probably got too close. Yeah. He's probably taking selfies. People take selfies at Yellowstone. They get launched into the air by buffaloes. Yeah. People are so goofy when they get around nature, man. But it's weird that something so cute would be so dangerous.

Isn't that the... Usually cute keeps you alive right like babies and puppies and kittens and little monkeys and little birdies and they're cute it keeps them alive like you don't want to eat little baby chicks oh you can't do that right but when they're full-grown chicken chop their fucking head off and start plucking it's weird you'll eat the full-grown chicken and you'll eat the egg, but the little, but it fits in the middle. Well, the egg is-

Oh, baby chicken nuggets? That's where they're from, the nuggets. I don't think so. It's all assholes. It's just chicken assholes ground up. But eggs are such a bonus. It's like nature's bonus because it's full animal protein, but nothing dies. And they make them every day.

Like, if you have a bunch of chickens, you could literally, if you had 20 chickens, you never have to buy food. You could just eat eggs. Like, if you were in a real strict sort of fucked up apocalyptic type situation, as long as you have enough chicken food and you have a bunch of chickens. Like, if you have like 20 chickens, you're probably going to get 10 eggs, 9 eggs, 8 eggs a day. That's a lot of eggs. You could actually eat off of those. Do you still have chickens? No, they all got killed by coyotes.

I want to get chickens. Yeah, we had a fire, that big fire that went through California a couple years back. It burned down our chicken coop. Oh, Jesus. And so we had to gather up the chickens, and we put them in another chicken coop, and this chicken coop was not sturdy. It was a store-bought chicken coop. The other one was built by, had a carpenter do it.

These fucking coyotes, they opened it up. It was a disaster. They killed like nine chickens. Jesus. Yeah. And they're like pets, aren't they? You start kind of feeling like they're pets. Well, they were real chill.

I mean, you could go up to quite a few of them. There was a, they had different personalities. Like some of them you can't pick up and other ones they would just, they would just like drop down and you can pick them up and then you could pet them. Like just a bunch of videos of me on Instagram, walking with the chickens, petting them. But there was a few that didn't want to be petted. They didn't want to be picked up. It's all in like how much you handle them when they were little babies but dude coyotes

that's like a fucking it's like a fast food restaurant to them they just like hop on the roof i caught them on the roof of the thing like in the middle of the night i hear something like all the sound and i turn on the flashlight and i put it on the roof of the chicken coop and there's two coyotes just staring at me trying to figure out how to get the chickens. Oh my God. So weird, man, because they're wolves. They're these little small wolves that live in suburban neighborhoods.

They're everywhere. Are they out here? I know that in my neighborhood it's just tons of bobcats and bunny rabbits and hawks. Tons of hawks. We have one that's in our neighborhood. We also, I'm sure more than one, but one that we've seen because he's like pretty distinct he's pretty fat he's been eating good and then we have a fox that visits my yard all the time he barks that's cool

it's the they're beautiful foxes are beautiful little animals they don't really attack human right no no they play with humans. Foxes become your friend. Like, no bullshit. Like, you could take a grown fox, and if you're around it enough, and it doesn't think of you as a threat, like, they'll start treating you like a dog. It's weird. Like, there's a video.

Oh, look at these little foxes. It's Todd. Oh, my goodness. I'm a hound dog. Oh, my goodness. He played me for a treat. how cute he is like they'll play That's this come on man. This is a wild animal that will play with you almost like a dog Like look this thing's on its back this guy's petting it man. I mean come on. How crazy is that you could pet a fox I?

Love it. I Want a fox they're weird animals man This might be someone's pet, but if you that seems like Finnegan the fox is someone's pet, but if you go to Fought yeah, that's someone's pet Finnegan the fox has like a YouTube channel, but if you go to Fox jump grizzly Man. Whoa, Fox is jumping on trampolines. Oh, yeah, they play. They're super playful, man.

If you go to Grizzly Man, Fox. Aw. Timothy, what was his name? Treadwell? Yeah. Was that his name? I think so, right? Was that his name, Timothy Treadwell? I'm Timothy Treadwell. Is that the Grizzly Man? Yeah. Yeah. Was that his name? I think so, right? Was that his name, Timothy Treadwell? I'm Timothy Treadwell.

Is that the grizzly man? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he had a friend that was a fox that would visit him in camp, a completely wild fox, and they would play together, and the fox stole his hat and ran into the den. They're having fun together. The fox would hang out on the roof of his tent.

I miss this guy. It's an interesting documentary, man. If you haven't seen it, folks, see, look, the fox is hanging with him. So if you go back a little bit, you'll see how close he is to the fox because he's like right, yeah, there you go, right there. Look at this. Dude, I mean, how crazy is this? That is a wild fox who just comes up to him and is playing with him.

They're like little dogs, man. Like, look, it's in his camp and they hang out. And I guess they established a relationship because he was there for months and months at a time camping. And he probably fed them a little bit. But they became buds. Like a fox legitimately befriended him. Kind of wild. It is.

Well, it is weird with some animals. I have a bunny rabbit that's kind of like that he's gotten so comfortable with it he'll just jump up onto my patio and just like hang out with me oh look a wild wild bunny like we have tons of bunny rabbits and stuff like that and this one I feed like I get a bunch of little carrots he's gotten to the point where he just comes up now to me when I used to live in North Hollywood there was this dude who used to lie down and he would squirrels would come and take food out of his hands. He would have peanuts.

But he would lie down, so he was on his back, and he would just lay there and hold the peanut up, and the squirrels would come up and grab his finger and take the peanut and run off. He had done it so often that they had become conditioned to this guy. So when he would go there, he would lie down so they'd know he wasn't a threat. He wasn't standing. He would lie down on his back and just hold up peanuts Squirrels are crazy. There's an albino squirrel at the golf course that I play at yeah

It's why have you ever seen black squirrels? They're rare. Yeah, they're cool Look, they don't know what that is like if it's a regressive gene They don't know if it's like an adaptive gene like maybe like there's i'm gonna fill this up some places where uh there's like a lot of them like maybe they they survive better that way yeah you know like they don't know like why is the why does one squirrel dark is it because like they can hide at nighttime from hawks and shit like you ever watched that uh youtuber he's like a science guy or engineer, and he built that squirrel thing in his backyard.

It's like a whole thing that he built, kind of like a track where they have to go through tubes, they have to climb, they have to jump, just to get to the end of it. I forget his name, but it's an amazing video, and he has two of them, and just how smart these squirrels are. It's like an obstacle course for them.

Look at how big this is. His name is Mark Robber. And it's so cool. Ninja warrior course. This is wild. And it's amazing watching them get smarter every single day. What they do. 100%, any of his videos. At the end of it, it's all to get food.

Yeah. So they figure it all out. At the end of it, they go, oh, look at all those walnuts. Oh, my God. Interesting. Mark also, if you've never watched him, he's one of the best guys on YouTube. He also made these fake packages that he puts on people's porches or I mean he puts on his porch and people steal it and when they go home to open it up it has like fart spray that pulls

out and has all these cameras and GPS and it throws glitter everywhere it's some of the great I've seen that yeah it's pretty interesting because he really shows how many scams and... Glitter bomb. Trap catches phone scammer. Yeah, that's interesting, but I'm more interested in this squirrel stuff. Yeah. That squirrel thing is pretty dope.

Does he have a background on squirrels or something? No, it's just in his backyard, he noticed that there were squirrels always eating his bird feet. And so this is the second one he's made. Fort nuts. This one actually has computers where they have to go in and do Mission Impossible shit. Oh, wow. It's pretty awesome how smart the squirrels are.

So squirrels have to solve these problems. Yeah, to get to the end. He doesn't even give them cracked walnuts. How rude. He makes them crack their own walnuts. Come on, they're squirrels, man. It's easy for them. Is it?

Yeah. It's a lot of work. Cracking a walnut, is it easy? For them is it yeah it's a lot of work cracking a walnut is it easy for them is it yeah squirrels have uh i have no idea what i'm talking about yeah i mean i don't think they have experience with walnuts where do walnuts come from walnut trees yeah yeah but is that what they like right squirrels jaws are 10 times stronger. So look at it. It's supposed to be through lasers, like Mission Impossible. Right.

So it has to figure out how to get through this. Look at it. It's got to figure out how to get over the top. Look at him. Look at this shit. This is wild, man. Got it. Oh.

I get to start all over. So he's got to figure out what that thing is, and then he's got to jump over it. See? He's got it. Figured it out. Come on. Oh. Okay. This sucks if you're just listening. out what that thing is and then he's got to jump over it. See? He's got it. Figured it out. Come on.

Oh! Okay, this sucks if you're just listening. So there's a squirrel that's going down this tube. He's on the top of this tube climbing it and then there's this large flexible piece of plastic that he has to jump over and he doesn't make it over the top. Anyway, it's cool. Backyard Squirrel Maze 2.0 and the guys channel again mark Robert Rob er or ob er cuz he's supposed to go inside that tube

And he talks about the science of everything like how squirrels like you know they have Like you know how they spin around and how kind of like you know cats always land on their feet type kind of shit Do you know that if they give actually i need to find out this is true because i'm about to say it without knowing um there's a thing called morphic resonance it's like this very controversial topic that like when you have a certain amount of knowledge it's in the species i'm probably butchering this but what they did to study this is they took rats through a maze on one part of the country and when the rats solved the maze in one part of the country they solved it quicker on the other part of the country it's like they think somehow the information is

inside the the the rat library, like whatever information that rats have, like that's collective. Like the DNA of? Not even DNA, right? Because they're not related. They're on completely different sides of the continent. The idea is that somehow or another,

there's like an Akashic record for rats. There's like a knowledge database. And as the database grows for the species other members of the species have access to it that wouldn't have before. That wouldn't have been encountered wouldn't have encountered that other rat

or been taught that maze. They know how to do that maze quicker. That might be bullshit though. Because I remember reading that and not looking into it at all. Just repeating it because it sounds cool. But the idea is that when people are smarter, when people learn things, like as we as a species are learning things, we're not just like –

as more people are learning things, we're actually all getting smarter. And we're actually all – whether we realize it because we're reading books or whether it's also because we're gathering information and we have access to it because other members of our species have had access to it. Like I wonder if they could trace back to stone tools. I wonder if they could figure out exactly when everybody figured out stone tools.

And was it at the same time? Like we did one monkey person from a million years ago. Like think about it and then go, you know, I think I can kill something with this. And then the other ones on the other side had like a light bulb pop off in their head. And they're like, maybe the stones. And they start chipping them to make them sharper. I wonder how similar that timeline is, if it's just coincidence or if it's something like this rat project. I think it's Rupert Sheldrake was the guy who talked about that.

Yeah, yeah. You're explaining everything I was just looking at. Is that accurate? Yeah, I mean, there's an article from 1983 called Sheldrake the Magician. That's when he first started this stuff. There's a lot of... He was on the podcast back in the Dizzee, in the second studio or third studio,

whichever one it was, on Woodland Hills. But this idea, if that's real, it's pretty revolutionary because it's like, where's that information? If you can statistically prove that a rat learned something quicker on the other side of the continent because a rat in New York

figured it out and then the information's out there and the rat mine, the rat hive mined, that's wild shit. It'd probably be the West Coast first, then the East Coast. Well,

I don't know who figured it out. I think the East Coast rats are. East know I think these kids up or rats or these guys rats are up earlier they're probably hoping with their hustling with his more oh yeah yeah more sewers the New York keeps their garbage on the street yeah it's a different thing yeah but I mean East Coast I mean West Coast had podcasts first and the internet first these guys were still like still flip phones and West Coast had podcasts because we couldn't get on the radio. Right.

Because of the way morning radio worked, if you had a morning radio show, you had to have it on the East Coast. Because that's 6 a.m. By the time you start at 6 a.m. in the West Coast, it's already 9 a.m. on the East Coast. People are already at work. You had to be able to catch them during the commute time. So you had to be East Coast. I never thought of it that way. That's really smart. You have to be.

But the two great shows, Number one, of course, Howard Stern. Morning show. The number one spot was always the morning. Because that's when you're tired, you get in there, and you want to, and he's got some raffle to have a strip of shit in your face. Right. You know, like, that was, that was what got people through

in the morning. You, if you wanted to have a show, and have anybody paying attention to first of all good luck because when howard stern was running shit from 6 a.m to 10 a.m wherever it was there was no you were battling for second place and then if you got to second place he'd attack you like he only had this one slot so like you couldn't you couldn't have a radio show and then opie and anthony were in the afternoons. And that's how they got big.

They got big in the afternoon. They got big in the drive time when you're coming home. And then they got on in the morning. But that's it. No one else is listening to anything else, especially when there's no internet stuff. No one else is listening to anything. So when everything started happening out on the West Coast, the real first West Coast guy that did podcasts was Carolla. And Carolla did his podcast because he got kicked off the radios because he took over for Howard Stern when Howard Stern went over to satellite radio.

So when he took over, he started doing the Adam Carolla show, which was a good radio show. I did it. He was really good at the radio. And he kind of did his podcast like a radio show, which I think was a little bit of a problem with some people because there were so many ads. Like there was ad breaks, and he would read them in the middle of a conversation. It was done just like a radio show, which was normal for radio.

But everybody had this feeling like, well, why would you do this if you could just do whatever you want? Like this isn't the way to do it. This is just a way to do it that everybody always did it this way but when he started doing it then we all started realizing like oh we could just do this and then when i saw anthony had his live from the compound when he was doing that shit in his basement with a green screen doing karaoke holding a machine gun i was like oh, we could just have some janky ass set up. Tom Green's studio.

Tom Green's studio was another one. That was probably one of the biggest ones. Way ahead of his time. He was way ahead of his time. He had a full grown talk show from his living room with servers and everything. Dude, we would follow this mound of wires that went, snaked through his living room

into one of his spare bedrooms that they had converted into a server room. You go there, you're like, oh my God, this is crazy. Giant hard drives and shit. Yeah. And now he does it all through his van. Actually, he just moved to Canada,

back to Canada. He was on a farm with Tom Green. Isn't that where he's from? Yeah, originally, yeah. He went back. He thought there was too much freedom in America. That's what he said. Too much freedom?

He wants to be locked down. He wants them to force mandates on him. He wants to bow to the government. Well, right before the... Right before... Oh, jeez. Jesus Christ. No, he just...

He loves Canada. That's where he's from. And he wanted to get a farm. He was supposed to be the guest the Monday that the Comedy Store closed. I was looking forward to having him. We'd never had him on before. And I just did The Weekend with him in San Diego.

Yeah. And he was the The Weekend with him in San Diego. Yeah. And he was the first person to have spray, like Lysol spray, and he would wipe down everything, bring his own microphone. And I was like, he's kind of going a little. Well, he's had cancer. Yeah. He's had cancer. I think when you've had cancer, you have a very different idea of your health.

Sure. And also, I think he's probably still vulnerable I know another gentleman who had cancer who just got kovat and it hit him pretty hard you know he his immune system is compromised it's not good you know cancer is a scary thing you know to lose a ball yikes which i think we've talked about this but would you get a replacement ball like i get a way bigger one yeah i'll get one that's like a triangle or something i'd get one where everybody get nervous like if you see me in the shower you'd be like yeah what one like a baseball oh just a giant nut that's what i would get do you have

enough stack for that i mean ari does stretch'd stretch it out like an old stripper. Yeah. You know when they get like triple E tits? They don't start out with triple E's. Right. You just keep getting bigger and bigger implants. Get a cadaver graft for your ball sack. Stretched out. Yeah, I would definitely wouldn't want it empty.

I would want it to be like a fidget spinner or something. They do that with dogs, you know. They give them fake balls. I'm like, the dog has no idea what you're doing. After it gets neutered, they do that? Not all dogs. Most dogs, they don't. But they do have an option available.

If you would like to get some fake nuts, they'll put fake nuts in your dog. So he wakes up, what happened? And the dog's probably hyper-aware. The dog could probably smell the silicone bags that are next to his dick. He's probably, what has this guy done to me? He tells me I'm going to be a good boy. He gives me a treat. Next thing you know, I'm unconscious. My nuts smell like plastic.

Yeah. It's like having a toy attached inside your nuts. Yeah, and he's like, where did my boners go? They make a squeaky noise when he bites it. When other dogs bite it. Wee! Wee! Wee! Oh my God.

It's fun. My dog just had to get all her teeth pulled out. Oh no. Yeah, Shih Tzus have bad teeth, really bad teeth. You get her- All of them? All of them except her two canines. Did they rot out? Yeah, they just started rotting.

And I guess it's normal for Shih Tzus. We got them cleaned all the time, but every time we would get them give them clean they're like you gotta get those three removed. Oh my god Yeah, it kind of sucks and I give them like wet food now No, because I guess dogs have such strong gums that they just use their gums like teeth like they just naturally So you give them hard food right now? We're just cooking food for you know know like soft like chicken and stuff like that rice egg but uh yeah cooking for your dog people do that there's like dog cooks out there i went to a dentist recently and i haven't been in a few years and it's amazing the technology now in

dentists like you know how they used to have to take photos and you put the thing in your mouth and like you have to bite down now it was literally like a thing that looked like a toothbrush and they just got like a whole 3d scan of my mouth and you can immediately know where the you know cavities are and stuff and whoa it's pretty cool going to like the technology in dennis now it's pretty amazing have you heard of mewing there's this thought that the reason why people's jaws are shrinking as uh you know you look at people from the olden days versus today is that we don't chew hard enough food and that's the same reason why people's teeth are all smushed in together you're smushed in together because the literal the bones of your jaw are actually getting smaller and this guy has this theory that if you work out those

bones you can actually get them to expand and grow and He's got a method called mewing his name is I think his name is Mike Mew his name his name is Mew He caught it after himself. Yeah. Well, it's what it is. So it's like you press your tongue I think you press your tongue against the roof of your mouth John Mew John Mew. John Mew. Yeah. He lives in England. I'm going to try to get him on here.

But apparently it works. And if you do it over a long enough period of time, it's just like building up anything else. Like we used to think that the structure of your face was determined by birth. And it is. It's definitely has a big factor in genetics. You know, like that's how, what it looks like but you can strengthen that area over time

and he thinks that you, in some cases I think, and I don't want to put words in his mouth, you could avoid braces because I think you could actually

change the lower, the jaw, like change the way it's, you know how some people have like little tiny jaws? Wicked chins. Yeah. I hate it.

I think the evolutionary idea of this and I could fuck this up Is that those people there's too many generations where they didn't have to work hard to chew their food So like if you go back to like cave people, I'm sure they had big-ass jaws Like I was looking at this Neanderthal skull that they had on display I was a Neanderthal versus human and they were talking about evolution and you look at the Neanderthal skull and you're like, Jesus Christ. They probably didn't cook very many things. It was probably when they

had fire, they used, I don't even know if they knew how to control fire. I think they did. But they were probably more primitive than Homo sapiens and they probably killed a lot of shit. The women hunted too. That was another surprising thing they found about the female Neanderthals.

They were pretty fucking strong, like almost as strong as the men. And they think they did a lot of the hunting because they found them with a lot of the same injuries, like broken legs

and broken arms and shit. A lot of these injuries they got from, you know, getting kicked by game they're trying to kill. It's probably just a bunch of domestic violence back then. Like the guy just beating the shit out of them. Shut the fuck It's probably just a bunch of domestic violence back then.

Like the guy just beating the shit out of them. Shut the fuck up. Probably be a lot of that. For sure. There's domestic violence in 1960s movies. In 1960s movies, even good guys would smack their wife in the face. Oh yeah, to the moon. Yeah.

That meant something totally different. To the moon, Alice. He really was going to hit her. What's that from? The Honeymooners. Jackie Gleason different to the moon. He really was gonna hit her What's that from the honeymooners Jackie Gleason to the moon out? He would threaten to hit his wife all the way to the moon Do me watch movies were like the good guy in the movie would smack a woman in the face Normal like the hustler in the hustler Paul Newman doesn't he smack? Piper Laurie in the face?

I think he does. There's so many movies, though. Even like, you know, like back in the day, like the Christmas movies. And like, ah, that guy. Where you're either smacking women like it's normal shit, though. It's kind of hilarious. Because back then it totally. Oh, James Cagney.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, James Cagney used to smack the shit out of women in movies. You just smack them. Smack them in the head over and over and over again. Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw. There's a horrendous scene where Steve McQueen is outside of a car with Ali McGraw. And I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think they were dating or married at the time. They were in a relationship.

And there's this scene where he has to hit her. And he fucking really hits her. Like, multiple times. And apparently, she didn't know he was going to do it yeah and if you watch the scene it's great joey diaz uh turned me on to it yeah that's his favorite and i was like what he goes you got to see this he beats the fucking shit out of her it's the craziest thing because you try to put it in the context of 2021 and watch it you can't imagine that this could ever actually happen in a film like if the rock and emma blunt are in a movie and the rock is beating the fuck out of emma blunt you would like what what is that a person emma blunt emily point yeah i'm confusing emma who's

emma there's an emma too emily blunt is the lady from uh the lady with the big eyes right the what jungle cruise Emily Blunt is the lady with the big eyes, right? The what? Jungle Cruise. Jungle Cruise. Have you seen The Many Saints of Newark yet? No. Did you see it?

Oh, yeah. How is it? I don't want to. Well, you know, it seems like it's- I don't want to is not a good way to respond right away. No, no, no, no. You know what it is? It's really good and it's great if you love Sopranos, but it seemed like it was a lot of buildup and then it just, it kind of, but it seemed like it was a lot of buildup,

and then it just kind of... It seemed like it should be a series or should be a second movie. Maybe that's what it is. I think it is because it feels like it is. Yeah. It got to a point where you're just like... It's a pilot. I bet it's a pilot.

Yeah. Why not, right? If it does well and then Netflix picks it up. Joey's so great in it, though. Joey's an amazing person. He's an amazing person. I loved it. it's filled with things if you as long as you're still fresh on your sopranos knowledge of like characters and

stuff it's really really cool new jersey has a vibe all of its own it really does you know and that's one of the reasons why the sopranos were so unique because it was so new jersey it was so New Jersey. It was like that show put New Jersey and Italians on the map. Yeah. You know? When we went to Jersey, how fun was that? That was crazy. We couldn't go to a pool hall in New York City because we're not vaccinated. Oh.

So we had to go to New Jersey to play pool. So we went to New Jersey to eat. So we ate at the Steakhouse. Was it Steakhouse 85? Yeah, something like that. It was amazing right there yeah across from um the stress factory so this is what happens we have no idea we're talking to the chef very nice guy he's telling us are you here to see jim brewer i said no i think jim moved

to florida he goes no he's across the street right now i go what he goes yeah he's playing the comedy club across the street i'm like i had no idea we were even across the street from the Stress Factory. Wow. But we're across the street from it, and Brewer is performing there. So we go over there, and we run into Brewer in the green room, like in between shows. That's awesome. Yeah, it was amazing. Get to hang out with him for a little bit, so we stayed over there for a half hour.

Yeah, Diaz said he was bummed he couldn't come hang out that night. Yeah, he couldn't make it. He had too much shit going on, unfortunately. Yeah, it was said he was bummed he couldn't come hang out that night. Yeah, he couldn't make it. He had too much shit going on, unfortunately. Yeah, it was an opening night. Coincidentally, we were in Jersey, opening night of Saints of Newark. Diaz is going to come down here. And so when he comes down here, I'm going to have him come down here on a Monday. So drag him over to kill Tony afterwards.

We've got to brainwash him to move here. We've got to take it slow. We've got to wait for the club to open. When the club's open, it'll be easier. We've got to go to Papados yeah I went to that Papados we used to always go to the other day

I think the move with Joey is just to fly him out regularly I think that's the move I think he really enjoys living in New Jersey every time I talk to him he said he loves it

all his friends he grew up with he's like some of them are mad from shit I did 50 years ago. Get over it, cocksucker. He's unbelievable in the movie. I thought he was going to have limited roles, like in a typical Italian movie, like a throwback mafia movie.

There's usually way so many characters that you barely hear anything about. Maybe it's just a cameo or this and that. But he's really one of the main characters in the movie. It's wild to see. He had David Chase on his podcast. Uncle Joey's choice. I want to listen to that. Yeah.

That guy. You know, when they first started doing The Sopranos, it was a comedy. Was it? Yeah, the first episode's a comedy. If you watch the first episode of The Sopranos, it's slapsticky the whole series i just re-watched it because my girlfriend had never seen it and i wanted her to see it

before we watched uh saints so we watched all six and a half seasons of uh in like three weeks how do you have that much time uh well i just kind of like we just had it on the whole time and so i was just like oh oh, yeah, this episode, this episode, this episode. But my girlfriend just 24 hours a day was watching it. I have yet to see The Wire. Either I've only watched one episode. Jamie just made a noise. You can't say that on channel.

I'll rewatch it right now. Is that good? It's so good. You can dive in. Yeah. You don't want to spoil shit for people because the ride is so fun. I only watched the first episode, but it was very good. But I don't want to spoil shit for people because the ride is so fun. I only watched the first episode

but it was very good. But I don't remember why I didn't continue. I think it was one of them times where there was just too many shows I was following

at the same time. I haven't watched Breaking Bad yet. I gave up on that after a while. It was very good but I gave up on it after a while.

Oh man, it really stressed me out. It's a good show but the thing is it's like you have too many things There's too many shows to watch like if you want to get things done You can't just be streaming and binging shows all the time because that's although recreation is important and it's valuable You don't you don't want it to rob you of your time

And if you get too addicted to too many shows you're watching three shows simultaneously That's like extra hours of every night that you could be doing something creative, that you could be doing something physical. You could be exercising. You could be writing new jokes. You can't just binge too many shows. You should binge a few. You should watch a few. But you've got to know when.

It's kind of like drinking. You've got to know when it's, it's not like, it's kind of like drinking. You got to know when it's too much, you know? And I think with some of these shows, if you're watching like four or five shows, like I remember when I was into the walking dead and then the fear of the walking dead came on at the same time, like, no, you motherfuckers. And then I started getting into both of them. So then you're looking forward to two shows every week.

They can get you. Successions coming back in a couple weeks. That's a big one. I don't even know what that is. What is it? It's so good. It's the show about the super-duper rich family that owns a cable news network. And all the kids who are all unbelievable actors are trying to be the one that gets the dad's company.

And he's an unbelievable actor. Logan, or no, I can't remember his name now. But it's just unreal. I mean, it's destroying at the Emmys. That's Macaulay Culkin's little brother right there. He absolutely kills it. That's the guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, top right. Is that bottom guy?

Is that his name? Is it Albert Finney? What is his name? What is that guy's name? Yeah. He is the most interesting man to watch act. I mean, he is killing it. It's a...

I feel like I've seen him in shit before. Yeah. He's in a bunch of different things. But this is his main... I don't remember his name. This is like his Sopranos. Cast? Brian Cox. Brian Cox. That's it cox that's it there you go there you go yeah that guy's been in a gang of things but this is his like main character he's

so good at this and uh this better be good tony that's good yeah it's unbelievable don't lie it's not the wire but it's good did you it's not the, but it's good. It's not The Wire, but it's good? All right, should I go The Wire first? I'll be honest with you. Now that The Wire's been off TV for 15 years, it gets a little dated because the first two seasons they're using pagers still and there's pay funds involved. So if you can remember what that world was like,

then you can put yourself back there, but it's still good. I can remember. Yeah, it's still really fucking good. But if I watch it with my kids, they'd be like, what the fuck right going you have to explain to them why they're running to the corner to use a yeah you have to explain pagers you have to explain phone calls that come in through pay phones like that was a big thing guys will wait by pay phones for a call and they would

can't use this man I'm expecting a call that was a that was a deal it was a thing like you would like have to get an argument with a guy like I gotta make a phone call look I'm waiting on a call like you a that was a deal it was a thing like you would like have to get an argument with the guy like i gotta make a phone call like i'm waiting on a call like you literally could because there was no call waiting on on pay phones like this is crazy star 67 that's um no star 69 is when you call someone back star 67 blocks your number yeah start Wasn't there a star 71? Star 70 would block call waiting from ruining your phone call. You'd have to type that in when you didn't want your America Online to get disconnected from a phone call too. Oh, right.

The old days. You've got mail. People never know what it's like to watch all this emerge. That's one of the interesting things. watch all this emerge. That's one of the interesting things. We're the first generation that had no cell phones, no internet, grew up without it. And then during our lifetime, as we were growing up, it evolved and it became a part of the world. Cell phones first. I had a cell phone when I was 21. I had a car phone. Wow.

Yeah. With like an antenna and wires. It was connected to the car. Wow. Yeah, it had like a little wire that was on the roof of the car. And you could get phone calls and you could call people. I bet they would drop all the time, right? Oh, yeah, for sure.

But it was enough so that it was interesting. And that's one of the ways that I got gigs. Bill Blumenreit would know that if somebody canceled last minute, he could call me on my cell phone if I wasn't home, and he'd get a hold of me. I remember getting like three or four solid gigs because of that from Blumenreit. He still laughs about it to this day. My grandfather had the one that was like in a suitcase.

Yeah. Yeah, those were big. Those were cool. It was a big old suitcase thing. Yeah, people would walk around with it. It had around with a handle yeah it'd be on the phone you look like a pimp big old fucking car battery and shit with a handle on it you're you're you're making phone calls with a squiggly little cord dude when i was a kid we had rotary phones phones. You'd go... I love those. I'm going to get one of those.

Oh, my God. If you fuck up, you have to start from scratch. It's the dumbest thing ever. If you're in a rush, you cannot do that. Yeah. Like, if you're trying to call the police department real quick, you're like... Like, it's almost like... You have to wait for the nine to get all the way back.

I remember there were guys that had a thing that you could hold up to the phone and it made a sound that allowed you to get free long distance. Do you remember that? Yeah, it was a hack, like a hack. Yeah, they had like a little thing and they would place it near the phone. I think it was a...

Freaking, that's it. Phone freaking. How did it work? Some old school hacker shit. I think it recorded the sound, kind of what a touch tone did. Yeah. It made some sound that tricked the server or whatever is receiving it

into thinking that you paid for the long distance. Because that was always the thing. Are you going to pee? Yeah. Trying to sneak out? Grab me a water. Okay. Just water on the table.

Just a jug right here. Here you go, buddy. I remember that, and I also remember people would sell phone cards. Do you remember phone cards? Yeah. Remember 1-800-COLLECT? Yes. Isn't it funny that that's one thing that competition actually fixed?

Because people don't realize that it used to be super fucking expensive to call your friend who lived like in the other part of the state yeah like if you called your friend you had a 617 number and your friend had a 508 number or a 412 number or whatever the fuck it is you had a you had to like pay you'd pay a lot of money yeah that's why cell phones probably picked up more because everyone like i'm waiting until the night or weekend to call mom across the country. And then all of a sudden it's like, well, just do it now instead of waiting because now nights and weekends

are at 7 p.m. instead of 9 p.m. Nights and weekends was a thing with regular phones, right? Cell phones. Cell phones. Because it was like regular charges. You would only have 200 minutes to use per month, but then you would have 10 bucks a month you could pay for nights and weekends. And it would kick in at 9 o'clock.

It would be done at 7 a.m., but it would get unlimited use. Did every fucking... No, it was like a selling point of whatever, like singular wireless at the time. Oh, I remember that. And now it's like, what's the worst service? Now? Yeah, what's the worst? It's all pretty good, but it's, I would probably say,

I have both Verizon and T-Mobile on one phone, and so I can go back and forth. How do you do that? You got a dual SIM card set up? Yeah, they have eSIMs now. So like the new iPhone has an eSIM. Are you working for the government? No.

No, because of the winter storm, my T-Mobile was out. But then I kept on seeing Verizon pop up and I'm like, if only I had Verizon, I could make a phone call. So now I'm like, have both. Or if I'm in a city and like- So let me ask you this, how does that work? You have two phone numbers on your phone?

Yeah, two phone numbers. I could switch back and forth. Or what I use is I use Verizon's phone and T-Mobile's data or vice versa, depending on which is better for wherever I go. T-Mobile has been been killing it though They've been doing better than Verizon. I think so. I mean, is that a Texas thing or is it nationwide? I think it's nationwide the only time T-Mobile sucks is like those in-betweens like if you're going in between big cities and stuff

You know, but for the most part Verizon's everywhere. So that's why Verizon's better like on road trips and shit So do you have to throttle back and forth between numbers depending upon whether or not you're using T-Mobile or Verizon? How do you do the throttling back and forth? Well, I could either manually do it. Like if I only want to use Verizon phone and data, I can switch it so it's like Verizon only. But right now I'm getting two phone calls. Like I'll get both phone calls.

So you get a phone call from both numbers? Yeah. And you don't have to do anything about it? No, it tells me if it's primary or secondary. Oh my God, I'm jealous. You could do it right now. You're jealous? I have two phones and that's the second one.

I am very jealous. I never carry it. I'm very jealous of that. Well, the only bad thing is no one else, not many people do this. And so Verizon, it took Verizon two weeks to figure out how to do it, like, for me. Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah. But I would think that would be an amazing thing because, you know, I have more than one phone number. Right. And, like, one particularly for business. I don't want to look at that one sometimes. Right. Exactly. And if I have one that it's only for, like, eight members of my family and friends and, you know, people that I'm really close to.

Like, ten. Ten people have that number. that's the move and then you have that 10 10 on when you just want to disconnect or if you like you know if you have two families one on the east coast one on the west coast yeah you gotta keep them confused with technology yeah i saw a thing where uh this guy had a burner phone that they had cut a hole in the sole of his shoe and stuck this little tiny burner phone in his shoe for when he got arrested. It was Ed Manifesto. Pull up Ed Manifesto's Instagram. They opened this guy's shoe up with a knife and they pulled the sole apart and inside the sole is a burner phone. Wow. It's fucking genius.

Everyone has cell phones in jail and prison now. There's people on TikTok. Look at this. Look at this. They're cutting this guy's shoe open. Pull it out. Bam. Phone. Oh my god. Adorable. Those are adorable. That's a tiny ass little phone.

You remember when that was like the pimp thing, to have the littlest phone? Razer? Yeah, man, I had one of those. Have you seen the new Razer? It's fucking sexy. The new Razer's very sexy. The old Razer's battery was good for about 13 minutes. Yeah, that's right.

The battery was terrible. And the camera was terrible. It never lasted the whole day. Actually, I don't know about that. Now I'm saying that, I might be lying. Because I don't think it requires that much energy to just make phone calls. I think the real energy is in the screen. Right.

Like, now I'm thinking about it, I think I'm full of shit. Yeah, there's still some of those Nokia phones that still have battery life. They haven't been charged in, like, 20 years. Oh. Remember, like, a snake on them? Oh, yeah. It still works. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, but those Motorola's had a tiny ass battery. The Razr, that was so thin. When Brody passed, you know, they were throwing all his shit away and his family was like, hey, do you want any of this? And I found his old Nokia phone from like

a long time ago. And I'm like, man, I wish I had the charger. And I just like, you know, I'll just turn it on. eBay. I turned it on and it just worked. And it was, it had like one bar and like, or of battery. And I was going through and I downloaded all the photos he had. And like, these are old photos from like Nokia days and stuff. It's pretty interesting. Yes.

Yeah. The, the new razor is pretty dope, but the thing is you got to commit to that Android operating system. Yeah. Motorola's version of the, the razor is you've got to commit to that Android operating system. Yeah. Motorola's version of the Razr is way better, the Flip one. Better than the Samsung ones? The Samsung one's better than the Razr one. Oh, yeah.

They have a new Flip that's amazing. Yeah, well, the Samsung becomes a regular-sized phone, if not larger. And then there's a two. There's the Flip and then the Fold. Yeah, I got the Fold three, which is awesome. I love it. The flip seems silly. Because, like, is it that hard to have, like, a regular?

Like, I have a Galaxy. It fits in my pocket find. You know, just like an iPhone does. It's actually a little slimmer than an iPhone. It's not as wide. What would you use that for? Hang up on people like this. Fuck you, bitch.

Yeah, man. It's satisfying to flip it. To close it on people and this fuck you bitch yeah it's satisfying yes to close it on people and go kirk out yeah and just just slam it shut but the fold like gordon ryan has that fold and uh i was looking at it i was like oh man watching movies on this would know it's it's great because it's you know like especially like on an airplane or look at the size of that goddamn thing yeah like when you open it up like if you just wanted a multimedia device that worked off 5G internet, how do you get better than that? Yeah. Because you can actually send text messages, you can make phone calls, video calls.

You can do everything you can with a phone, but it's big like a little iPad. Yeah. I love it. If you just want something that you take with you to, like, watch movies or listen in to movies or listen to podcasts and also scrolling the internet simultaneously. Because with those, you could have two different separate windows. One side of it could be your email. The other side of it could be your notes. Have you seen what Samsung's making next?

It's one where you pull apart. You know what I'm talking about, Jamie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scroll. Now that's the future. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scroll. Now that's the future. They're going to pull out a scroll. That's the future right there. Yeah, it's going to be like a cigar.

And you're just going to unravel it. And there's no creases because of that. Yeah. What is this one? That's it. Galaxy Z-fold scrolling design. Yeah. So just pull it apart. Yeah. So it's one size and then it pulls apart the side. Okay, this is it.

Yeah. That's the shit right there. That's the move. Look at that. Yeah. That's crazy. I love it. That it can do that?

That's pretty fucking incredible. Where's the missing screen hiding? It's on the back. No, no, no. I mean like so when it's small here. Uh-huh. It rolls up to the back. It rolls up into.

Yes. It's like paper. You see the back? Yeah. So that's the space. That back crease, which is kind of cool because they made it like a funky design. When is that coming out? It should be coming soon.

I would probably say spring of next year. Watch this. Oh, shit. Whoa. That's cool. That's the move. See, Apple will have that five years later. Yeah.

That's what Apple does. They wait until all these Android phones come out with the coolest ideas. But there's still a lot of shit. It'll work then. What's that? It'll work then when it comes out. What are you saying? Androids don't work?

Racist. Apple just likes to perfect it. This will probably have like in three months you'll find out like the screen, the pencil goes through the middle of it. They got to put out a new version. Joe, have you talked about, I know, because I have a feeling I already know what you think about this, but have you talked about Amazon's new stuff that's coming out, their security robots and their drone planes for your house?

Have you seen these yet? Oh, no. No, no, I haven't. I'm aware of it, but it's not good. Yeah. The demise of privacy is inevitable. And it's mapping out your house. No. No, I haven't. I'm aware of it, but it's not good. Yeah. The demise of privacy is inevitable. And it's mapping out your house, like video and stuff like that. I can't wait to get the robot, though.

Well, you know, they've already used those Amazon things, those boxes in your house. What are those things? What are they called? Echoes. Yeah. Alexa. Yeah. They've already used those for murders, for murder cases. They've got a hold of the recordings because it's recording 24-7.

For Amazons? Because I know Nest works with the police department. No, no, no, no. Not Nest. They're all owned by the same thing now. Amazon bought Nest. Who bought Nest? Someone.

Okay, but we're not talking about the same thing. We're not talking about a security system. We're talking about those little home things. When you say, Alexa, turn the lights off. Well, Alexa's listening. And if you kill your wife, Alexa knows. So apparently they solved a murder. Amazon's Alexa may have witnessed

alleged Florida murder, authorities say. Adam Richard Crespo is charged with murder in connection to the July death of his girlfriend, Sylvia Galva. Yeah. Imagine if they called Alexa to the stand. What year is this? Sorry, can't play the Eagles.

Two years ago, 2019, November. Okay, yeah, this is a story. I think they needed to get the audio because there was an argument they could have heard. But that's one of those things where people buy one of those, they do not know that that thing's recording you all the time. You can turn it off. It's recording you all the time. You turn it recording you all the time i didn't think you might be able to turn off i think you turn it off but they've proven with pegasus that they can have your iphone

recording you when it's off like when it's off it can record you it listens to you it tracks your whereabouts like just because you think it's off doesn't mean it's off just your screen is off right so if they hijack your phone they figure out how to get it so that your phone is recording everything you say and sending your location while you think it's off you're like yeah fuck the government i'm gonna turn my phone off and have this fucking conversation about bitcoin what you're doing is you're you're you're talking to the nsa i like the drone and the robot idea, though. Say, like, you, like, hey, did I forget to turn off the oven? Now you could have, like, this thing deploy into your house,

go up to the oven with, like, cameras and, like, see if you're, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah, it's going to be convenient. That's what's going to allow them to get into your life. Yeah. Robots are going to be 24-7 monitoring us. Yeah. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

You know? I'm balls deep in it. I know. always my canary in a coal mine when it comes to adoption of new technology yeah I mean I may get vaccines for my robots too robber yeah Brian is always ahead of the curve with this shit yeah I pre-ordered these well when you're watching you know your own home from a distance, that is a benefit. Yeah. You can see and record everything that's happening inside your house when you're not there. Yeah.

If someone breaks in, you literally get an alarm. But the thing is, try calling the cops now. If you're living in L.A., they're going to go, well, what do you want? What do you want us to do? Well, they just did that. They don't even go. They're like, you're not you're not home oh yeah we're not gonna do anything about that do you hear what just passed in Texas the same thing where like if uh there's like a whole list of like 10 things where they're not going to send cops anymore like that's Austin yeah Austin

Austin yeah yeah not good no no that's good it's it's interesting. I had a gentleman on the other day who wrote a book called San Francisco. Jamie? Michael Schellenberger. Michael Schellenberger. That's what I said. Michael Schellenberger. And he was bringing up a very important statistic that seems counterintuitive. But the best way, he said, to increase police brutality is to lower the amount of police.

So the best way to decrease police brutality is to have more police. He goes when you have Under staffed police department. They're overstressed and they're more threatened and they feel like they're more in danger They're more likely to act aggressively and there's not backup on the way right not forgiving them. It's not forgiving them This is just a scientific observation Cup on the way. Right. Not forgiving them. This is not forgiving them.

This is just a scientific observation. So he's, then Ben Shapiro said the exact same thing. It's like, if you want to fix terrible neighborhoods, what you should do is radically increase police presence. Well, I just read that October 18th or something like that is a deadline for Seattle police to get vaccinated. And it's looking like they're going to lose 40% of their force. Holy shit. Austin should hire their force. Holy shit. Austin should hire them all. Holy shit. Isn't that crazy?

It's a ticking time bomb. That is so crazy. Seattle could fire 40% of police force over COVID-19 vaccine mandate. That's ridiculous. It's less than 10 days away. It really is almost like we are being attacked with some sneaky way of justifying something that completely ruins airline travel, hospital staff, police staff. I know there's a thing going on with firemen as well.

I know a friend of the family who is a fireman who is dealing with an issue like that in California. It's crazy. The heroes, supposedly, right? a friend of the family who is a fireman who's dealing with an issue like that in California. It's crazy. The heroes, supposedly, right? Well, not only that, a lot of those folks have survived COVID. They got the natural antibodies, which are, again, 6 to 13 times stronger than what you get from the vaccine. And this is not disputable. It's not like this is not tinfoil hat conspiracy. This is hard science.

They know that it's very robust and that it may last much longer. They don't know how long it lasts because it's only been around for a year and a half, right? But they do know that it lasts and that it's superior. And they're pretending it doesn't exist. They're pretending. It's like this is madness. Like they're just mandating that people do this one thing. One size fits all.

And it's the only time ever we can imagine that that's happened. Like they would not do that if it was chicken pox. If you've already got chicken pox, you don't need a vaccine. If you've already had whatever disease, as long as your body develops natural antibodies for it, it's always been understood that you don't need to get vaccinated for that. Now they're pretending it doesn't. And I don't want to even speculate why,

but it's not rational, and it's one of those because I said things. Because if there's no science behind it, it becomes the why do I have to do that? Because I said so. That's what it seems like. It seems like because I said so. It doesn't seem rational.

If there's this clear line in the sand, a lot of those nurses got COVID and they risked their life in the early days of the pandemic. They're working with shitty equipment, shitty PPE. PPE or PPP? PPE, right?

Which one's, PPP is the loan? Yeah. Wait, yeah. Protection equipment. Shitty masks. Some of them didn't have any masks. Like our lady, our nurse that works with us, she told us in the beginning they told them not to wear masks because you didn't want to alarm people. So all these people got COVID, including her, hanging around with all these COVID patients with no masks on. And then they tell them they have to get vaccinated or they're going to lose their job. Like these people literally risk their lives. vaccinated or they're going to lose their job. Like these people literally risk their lives.

In a rare instance, I mean, taking care of people that are sick is always dangerous, right? There's always the chance that you could catch some disease if you are in an emergency room or you're working with infected patients. There's always all kinds of flu, everything, all kinds of diseases. But this is a rare one where it's super contagious. It's spreading across the whole country. Everyone's paranoid about it. And you're telling these nurses they don't even have to wear masks and don't wear masks because it'll freak people out. That was the early days. So they got through all of that. And then after they developed natural immunity because they got infected, they have antibodies. You could show with a blood test.

They're still telling them they have to take a shot no matter what. You want your job? Because I said so i went down a rabbit hole of uh it's called like people posting their l's or whatever you know how they've been saying that lately like that's a thing posting your l means that like you're you accidentally uh put out on the internet something that that contradicts something that you're into. And I went and I, there was a bunch, the main theme of this one page of them that I found was people posting in like mid 2020, like I'll never take a vaccine, uh, administered by the, that was built during the Trump administration. This president's crazy. Right. And then like

all the tweets that are their L's are like six to eight months later, which is basically like anybody who isn't vaccinated is against human nature. I hope they die. Yeah. Yeah. One was, one somebody posted,

free healthcare is a right. It should be for everyone. And then eight months later, anybody who's not vaccinated doesn't deserve to be able to visit a hospital. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's one of those things where people become the other. It's we're going back to what we talked about earlier about we have these deeply ingrained tribal instincts. And once we get on a tribe, when they're saying that like the vaccinated shouldn't have access to health care, what they're doing is they're

signaling to their tribe who the people that also took the vax, the good people. They're signaling to their tribe that they feel this way. And we're going to fight off those outsiders. We're going to deny them health care. Fuck them. Cast them out of society. It's a natural instinct. It's a terrible, terrible instinct. And it's literally how people have survived when they lived in tribes and they had to treat these people that were in these other tribes as a danger to their livelihood and to their family and to their safety. That's what we thought about other people. So we have this ingrained tribal instinct and people are applying it to vaccines. So they're putting their faith in pharmaceutical companies. If you want to talk about the most criticized

and the most disparaged aspect of our society when it comes to the dangers that it poses to people's health, a big one was pharmaceutical companies because they're the ones who are responsible for the opiate crisis. They're the ones who are responsible for these drugs that have horrific side effects and they hide the data. Forever we've been suspicious of those people.

Forever people have pointed to them as being one of the real problems with capitalism that mix with medicine. When you mix the desire to earn unstoppable and constantly ever-growing amounts of money every year, like a universal growth corporation with medicine, this is what you get. You get cutting corners or fudging data or letting things slide through and now all of a sudden people are like oh they're the best yeah they're the best so weird they're looking out for us the two biggest payouts ever right yeah pfizer and johnson and johnson johnson johnson put cancerous stuff in baby powder.

I don't think that's true. I think baby powder inadvertently caused cancer. I don't know what that... I don't think there was stuff in the baby powder. I just think it was the baby powder itself. I might be wrong. It wasn't contaminated, right? I thought it was talc, right?

Didn't they find out talc causes cancer? But that's what baby powder is. Baby powder is talcum powder. I don't contaminated. I thought it was talc, right? Didn't they find out talc causes cancer? But that's what baby powder is. Baby powder is talcum powder. I don't know. There'd be a lot of coke heads with nose cancer. Oh, they knew for decades that asbestos. Oh my God. What?

Okay, so it's not just the baby powder. They paid out $2 billion. Thousands of lawsuits alleging that it's talc caused cancer Johnson Johnson insists on the safety and purity of its iconic product But internal documents examined by Reuters show the company companies powder was sometimes tainted Okay, so it was tainted with carcinogenic asbestos and the Johnson & Johnson kept that information from regulators and the public. Oh My god, it's a horrible article look how it starts Darlene Coker knew she was dying she just wanted to know why she knew she had cancer how do you say that metho mesothelioma mesothelioma arose in the delicate membrane surrounding her lungs

and other organs she knew it was rare as it was deadly, a signature of exposure to asbestos, and she knew it afflicted mostly men who inhaled asbestos dust in mines and industries such as shipbuilding that used the carcinogen before its risks were understood. Wow. Wow. Is it safe now?

I don't know, dude. What do you use now? I just bought a bunch of it. Yeah, like. I did. I use it for pool. Yeah. I use it to keep, when I'm playing pool, you put it in between your fingers and you slide

the shaft through it easier. Fuck. I wonder if Gold Bond has the same stuff. I wonder how much you have to use it before you get cancer, right? Right. It's like they say that Tammy Faye Baker got brain cancer from Diet Coke. Yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah, but I don't know where I heard it.

It might be bullshit. That might be bullshit. I'm repeating it to millions of people. Because there was a thing that had to do with Donald Rumsfeld. How do you say his name? Rumsfeld. Rumsfeld. Donald Rumsfeld, that creepy dude

who used to work for the Bush administration. That guy was a part of the pushing of aspartame through, even though there was some speculation that it could cause cancer. But then I've read that from nutritionists, like the amount of aspartame you would have to eat, the amount of Diet Coke you'd have to drink to actually get cancer is pretty substantial but then again that's like in comparison to rats like they gave

rats a lot maybe it's maybe people are more sensitive don't drink diet coke tricks Evia coke Sierra article about Tammy liquid serum diet coke don't even get started on a diet coke which she consumes in such volume that she now considers it a regenerative substance. They say the body is made up, this is in quotes, they say the body is made up of a certain amount of water. Well, mine is made out of Diet Coke.

I am probably pickled in it and will live forever. Well, that didn't age well. But it's like every now and then a Diet Coke is goddamn delicious. I'd like one right now with a cigar. Diet Coke with a cigar. Diet Coke sounds good right now. Diet Coke is delicious. I like it.

I like it better than regular Coke. When I drink regular Coke, I feel like I'm a naughty boy. I'm going to crack open a regular Coke. I can't believe I'm doing this. Do you like Coke Zero? It's okay. I like it too. They changed the formula last month.

It doesn't bother me. Like, I don't like it better or worse than Diet Coke, but there's a thing that regular Coke does to your body you feel. You feel that sugar rush. You're like, ooh, I shouldn't have done that. I love it. That's all Tony drinks. Love it.

See, in Tony's family, they all came to watch the fight. We watched the Fury Wilder fight, and Tony's dad and his family came. They're all sitting there smoking. They're all like fucking old school Ohio. My father and his girlfriend at two separate times within the first minute

didn't notice that the other one said it. But I had a cigarette and they both go, separately they go, oh, we can smoke in here? I can smoke? And they already had

the pack out. They had their pack in there. We can smoke? They're like, we can smoke? We can smoke indoors? Yeah. They the pack out. They had their pack in there. We can smoke. They're like, we can smoke. We can smoke indoors. They were so excited to be able to smoke indoors. Because we were in this big green room, and we had the fight on a big-ass TV. They set it up.

Did you see the fight? No. Oh, my God, dude. It was one of the greatest heavyweight fights of all time. One of the greatest boxing matches of all time. Have you seen it yet, Jamie? We can't hear you. Yes, yes.

I watched it live. Yeah. Did you shit your pants? No, I was tired a long day, so I was just sort of watching it. Did you scream out at all? No. You don't scream out at things still, do you? I will on occasion, but I have to be real riled up. Buckeye stuff, right?

It depends, really. I'll be honest. I'm trying to think of the last time I did. Actually, something happened. I screamed on occasion. When Kanye and Kim got divorced? They're fine yeah when kim showed up with that crazy mask on no dude that fight had us screaming we were screaming it was we had an awesome watching party yeah because so it was uh it was phil it was uh laura bites and it was uh tony and i jimmy vitulo and joe marco all these friends of tony's and tony's family and it was fucking amazing it was Tony and I. Jimmy Vitulo. Yeah. Joe Marsco. All these friends of Tony's and Tony's family. And it was fucking amazing.

It was a, you know, there's something about watching fights with a bunch of people. It's very festive. You know, when everyone's screaming and cheering on, it's like it's more exciting. It's like you got a small crowd. It's almost like you're watching it live. I mean, you are watching it live, but you're almost like watching it in a small crowd. Yeah. And it was cool because, like we'd go to a lot of cities

on a lot of different nights. There's never a boxing match like that. We don't ever really do a viewing party like that, but it was so fitting that we were, to me, that we were an hour away from Youngstown, which is like a real boxing city. Yeah. You know, Boom Boom and Kelly Pavlik

and all those greats that came out of there. Well, it's just being able to watch that fight live and to catch it live because it was so good. It was so crazy. It was so action-filled. I mean, it was fucking amazing. From Tyson Fury knocking Wilder down early to Wilder looking like he was done. Just right hand. Boom.

Oh, yeah. He had Tyson Fury on Queer Street. Look at how that punch. Queer Street. Look at how that punch... Co-Weir Street? Look at how that... That's what they call it. Because you don't know what's going on. It's odd. It's a word for odd. It's an old saying. It has nothing to do with gay folks. Look at this. Boom. Look at this punch. Look at the fat. Watch his fat ripple.

Oh, wow. Look at that ripple. That's crazy. It goes all the way down. Bro, that's how hard Deontay Wilder punches. Let me see that again. Because that is... There's maybe one or two other humans that have ever lived that can punch as hard as this guy. He's without a doubt one of the hardest punchers of all time. So he smashes Tyson Fury while he's getting his ass kicked. Smashes him with his right hand the fourth round.

Look at that fat roll down. Look at that fat. Look at it roll down. I mean that's the shock waves that ripple through his head. Most human beings right there are going out. Most human beings. And then he hits him again and clubs him to the ground there He hit him behind the ear. He he's a murderous puncher, but the the level of skill Was so evident the difference is Tyson Fury is a masterful boxer

I mean he's masterful the shit that he did was amazing and his strategy was amazing Just stay glued to Deontay wear wear on him, hang on him, make him work, and just drag him deeper and deeper and deeper into these fucking horrible waters filled with crocodiles. That's what he did and almost got knocked out doing it. That's how dangerous Wilder is. Wilder is like the opposite of Usyk. Like Usyk is like this insane boxer who's like this insane footwork in motion.

And Wilder kind of looks awkward at times, but if he hits you once, you're fucked. Even if you're one of the greatest boxers of all time, like Tyson Fury. He's without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight boxers ever. Six foot nine, 277 pounds, and lightning fast. For a guy that big, he moves so well. His jab's incredible.

Isn't it crazy, Destiny? What are the odds that that guy, who could be Paul Jenkins or Mike Smith just as easily, his name is Tyson Fury? A heavyweight god is named Tyson Fury. What are the odds of that? It's amazing. Like Mike Tyson, one of the goats, Fury, 6'9". Yeah.

Crazy. Greatest name of all time. Yeah, that's like a great comedian, literally his parents named him like Funny Pants Smith or something. Joe King. Yeah, hey, we know a Joe King. Well, his whole family was into fighting.

He was learning how to box from the time he was a small, small boy. He's always knowing how to box. Deontay Wilder didn't even take up boxing until he was 19. And Deontay Wilder won a bronze medal in the Olympic Games a year and a half after boxing. Wow. He's a special talent. Just insane power.

But the difference in the level of understanding of where to be and where not to be, how to move, how to faint, and how to draw reactions and set traps, the difference is out of this world. But Deontay hit so hard, it almost didn't matter. It almost didn't matter that Tyson Fury was so much more skillful and so much slicker with so much more experience Tyson Fury hits so fucking hard that it almost didn't matter my dad's girlfriend had her head in her hands after that Round where fury got knocked down twice was crazy

She just like was she felt bad for this guy that was getting beat up on and I touched her shoulder and I go that guy's gonna come back and win this fight and she goes really you might have been wrong I could have easily have been wrong but now you're talking shit now I know what the hell's going on no jack shit no one knew jack shit in that fight when he got dropped we all thought it was over I was like oh my god he's fucked cuz he got hit hard. You could tell. Like when he got up, he was not really there. And then when he got clubbed in the back of the head and fell down again,

or behind the ear and fell down again, I was like, oh my God. But then he came back. He did come back. The craziest comeback ever was him in the 12th round of the first fight. That was the craziest. That's nuts. That didn't even make sense. But there was some controversy about this fight.

And one of the controversies was the extremely long counts when Tyson Fury went down. Cormier believes Fury benefited from crazy slow count. That's right. After being knocked down by Wilder. Daniel Cormier believes the referee made a bad call in the fourth round versus Fury versus Wilder three. Well, he's correct. This is what happened. The count is supposed to, the referee is supposed to go one, two when the guy goes down. But if for any reason he has to interrupt the count because the fighter, the opponent needs to be told to go to the neutral corner, you're supposed to pick up the count where the ringside counter has it. So there's a guy who's counting ringside, and he'll keep the count going. So if you're at one, two, and then you're like, go to a neutral corner,

that guy's supposed to be like three, four, five. As it should. But he didn't. Oh. He went back to it. Three, four. But the guy had already been down for a couple seconds. Without a doubt, it was a long

count that's bullshit that's the problem with boxing though that's what people have a problem with that's like considered kind of like bullshit it's one of two things it's either a mistake and the guy made an error or maybe there's a i don't think i don't think those there's a different law in new in vegas i don't think the, I don't think there's a rule that allows them to do that. I think it's an error or corruption. Most likely an error. Most likely the guy's panicking. He's in this huge fight.

I don't know how many big high-profile fights. I'm not that well-schooled on boxing referees. I know a few of them. I used to know more of them back in the day, but I know a few of them. I don't know if I've seen that guy work before. So I don't know if he's panicking. But boxing's got a lot of shenanigans. There should be somebody overseeing him, though, that goes,

hey, you can't do that. Exactly. There should be a thing that's loud as a guy goes down. Here's my take on it. It shouldn't be up to the referee to count. It shouldn't be he can go one, two, three, or he can go one, two. It shouldn't be that. There should be a count.

It should be 10 seconds, and there should be like a LCD screen. And when a guy goes down, it starts at 10. And when it gets to or starts starts at one or zero whatever i feel like japanese or chinese they do that right something like that i feel like i've seen that before in what in boxing i think i feel like it's a different thing it's like a loud over the one but it's like chinese words or whatever well i know they've done that on some boxing telecasts where you hear the ringside count. I know that for a fact. And I know guys have picked it up at certain, like picked it up at five, six. But in this case,

there was without a doubt, like a gap where he was directing some stuff inside the ring, and then he came back and picked up the count. So it was definitely long. The question is, could Fury have gotten up? Maybe. But could he have gotten up two seconds earlier, three seconds earlier, whatever the extra count was? And could Wilder have jumped on him and hurt him again? Yeah.

That's possible too. You don't know. I mean, when a guy gets that hurt, if you give him any extra time, it's a bonus. Any three seconds, four seconds, that makes a big difference. That's between the world spinning and all of a sudden the world's not spinning anymore i noticed that ref kept doing that put your gloves up now walk towards me with your gloves up and then he would wipe the gloves like he did it each free at least he kept it sort of consistent but that's standard yeah that's standard

because you got to find out if a guy if a guy goes down and then you go put your gloves up walk towards me and he walks towards you and he he starts stumbling. Stop the fight. Right. Because you don't know. It's just guesswork, and it's all subjective, right? One referee will stop a fight when a guy is getting fucked up, and another referee will let it go. There's a lot of referees who would have stopped this fight earlier. There's quite a few referees where when Tyson Fury was battering Deontay Wilder, they would have stopped the fight.

where when Tyson Fury was battering Deontay Wilder, they would have stopped the fight. And this was Wilder's argument about the first fight or the second fight when he did get stopped. He felt like he could have kept going. Judging by this fight, he probably is correct. He probably could have kept going, but he might have gotten knocked out there. But he could have kept going.

In this fight, it looked like in that one round, I think it was the second, where Tyson Fury dropped Deontay Wilder and he barely survived and he made it to the end bell. What if that was the beginning of the round? Who knows? You never know. So could he have

gone on from the second fight when they stopped the fight? Probably. Maybe it was for his health that his corner threw the towel in and stopped the fight. Maybe they know him and they know how tough he is. That's what you see in this fight. You see how fucking tough he is. How much pain and how much punishment he endured

and still was dangerous. Still hurt Fury. And still hurt him again after that, right? He hurt him one other time later. Didn't drop him, but hurt him. So he hurt him on a few occasions. But when he went out, man, he went out bad. He went out bad.

That's a bad knockout. Yeah. That was a bad. And Tyson Fury said it best. He goes, that's the kind of knockout that can end a career. Yeah. I mean, it might not, but that was a bad knockout. His eyes were closed.

Show the knockout. He wings a left hook, misses it, and steps in with a right hand that just spins his head around. It was crazy. Yeah, hitting the mat woke him up. He was out on his way down. Yeah. And when we were watching him, we were like, this is the greatest fight I've ever seen in my life. Yeah.

So fun. The thing is, it's like, does he come back from that? He's 35. I think his trainer said he doesn't want him to even think about it he just wants him to do nothing but rest don't even think about boxing just take a rest you earned it like let's just don't don't get all anxious and ramp up for the rematch because that's what he did for this this fight apparently when he got beaten in the second fight and he felt like there was all sorts of controversy attached to it. He got real ugly with the accusations. He accused, all but accused,

his trainer of being involved in it. It was his trainer who was Mark Breland. Watch this again. Look at this. Watch the end. The left, here's the right. Boom. I mean, bro.

That is crazy. That is a crazy knockout and in a fight look at it one more time let's see it again he hits him with the right hand he knows he's got him hurt lets him go left hand

here's the left misses with the left boom he clipped him with the left too but the right was perfect fuck what a fight and when it was over

we were like holy shit what a rollercoaster ride yeah one of the most exciting boxing matches of all time for sure hell yeah When it was over, we were like, holy shit, what a rollercoaster ride. Yeah. One of the most exciting boxing matches of all time, for sure. Hell, yeah. Crazy that a guy's 6'9 going up against a guy's 6'6.

6'7. True heavyweight. Yeah, crazy. True heavyweight fight. The other thing was Deontay Wilder was 238 for that fight, which is the heaviest of his career. He was 209 for their first fight. Wow. Yeah.

And it's like, you you know is that good was it good to put all that extra weight on like maybe maybe it helped him fight him off maybe it hindered his movement if you could teach Deontay Wilder footwork like real footwork well how to bounce and move and slide in slide slide out, and not be awkward at all, to be slick. God, with that punch, it's almost like the punch is, it's almost like it hinders a fighter in a certain way to have that kind of power. Because you know all you have to do is hit a guy. So all you're thinking about doing is hitting him. And it worked 41 times.

He's knocked out 41 guys, or 40. I think he's like 41. Yeah, he had one decision out of his 41 victories, which is crazy. That's the craziest record in the history of the sport. There's not a single guy that's knocked out as many guys as Deontay Wilder has. If you could teach that guy how to move like Tyson Fury does, if you could teach that guy how to pretend he doesn't have any power, like just really develop real boxing skills, and just almost pretend you can't break an egg.

Just be in the right position always, and just touch people. Just touch people. Because he hits so fucking hard, man. But people that have that kind of power, for whatever reason, they always, not always, but a lot of times they rely on it because it's so extraordinary. They just know that all they have to do is land that one shot. The guys who are like the masterful boxers,

they never have that, like the Julio Cesar Chavez's of the world. He's one of the most masterful boxers ever, but he never was like a one punch guy. He would break guys down. He would very rarely stop someone with one punch in the first round. Most of the fights, it was just him

just beating the shit out of people, like super technically, and he would just move in and throw shots, and every shot was coming your way, was accurate, and eventually he'd break fighters down and smash them. But if you can get a guy like Deontay Wilder to pretend he doesn't have power and to learn how to box like a Julio Cesar Chavez, he'd have one of the greatest fighters of all time. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. learn how to box like a Julio Cesar Chavez he'd have like one of the greatest fighters of all time hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah you and uh you see that conspiracy uh that's going on right now with

the uh Brian guy that murdered his supposedly murdered his girlfriend on that the flower bed what's the conspiracy uh somebody said this guy took this drone over their house and out of nowhere they just got all these new flower beds in their backyard, the parents of Brian. And there's this one video where she's reaching down, and it looks like from the corner of the flower beds, a hand picks and grabs something that she gives them. And at first I was like, no way.

Look at this. Internet sleuths claim Brian Laundrie is hiding under flower bed. Yeah, and if you zoom in. Where's the hand? Look, she hands something. Somebody grabs something if you zoom in. Where's the hand? Look, she like hands something. Somebody grabs something out of the corner. It looks like. Wait a minute.

Where are you seeing this? So see where her hand is right now? Bottom left. Bottom left. There's like a shadow. Oh. Aerial drone footage. It looks like she could have been grabbing a weed or something.

No, but it looks like she's putting something into it. Raising suspicions of some who are zooming in on the patch of dirt. Is there better footage than this? Yeah, there's... That's not... They kind of, like, skipped over. Here we go. This is it?

All right, play this. Look at this. It looks like there's, like, a little hand that grabs something. Like a note or something. What? And then they look up and see the drone let me see this hold on a second the thing is what is that yeah let me see that again

can you back that up a little bit i can't oh is it a tick tock thing i can't control it what the is that but here's the thing. The video is so shitty that you're getting all these artifacts. Like all this stuff is moving in the background anyway. It could just be a video artifact. There's some people that kind of cleaned it up, and it looks like a – see right there. What is that, man? Right there.

She's like giving like a note or something. And then the weird thing about it is right after it happens, they look up and see see the drone and they immediately stop doing what they were doing and walk inside. Well everybody would walk inside if your kid is a murderer and there's a drone over your house. What would they be saying? He's like living underground? Like an underground bunker that they might have had. Bro, it's a Stephen King book. It's in Florida. They don't really have a lot.

I mean they could have made one but basements aren't a big thing there. Right, because of the ground in the ocean or whatever Jamie party pooper I'm just saying that's a fun time it's a fun conspiracy though it's just laying on the ground you see that someone's deer camera caught him yeah in the woods back on yeah really yeah someone has a trail cam you know that like spotting deer wandering through yard and shit and took a photo of the guy So they they so he's alive when was that?

It looks like it looks like I'm see the thing about these trail camps is they're not like high-definition Especially at night, you know, then they don't look some of them don't look that good Some of them are pretty good, but there's also the Appalachian Trail like someone who's on that trail. So they saw him for sure Yeah, and plus he has just like that basic look that so many people have like a shaved head and like right a beard or whatever it's not him oh it was not him hiker caught on deer cam was not blind Brian laundry the man seen hiking on a rural chair in Florida panhandle was not after all okay so they found the dude who it is I'm

really rooting for dog the bounty hunter on this it would be wild he caught him dude he took a break i guess oh he's taking a break yeah he said he sprained his ankle so he's gotta he's gotta smoke a cigarette walk it off yeah that's pretty funny bro his show would boom in the ratings if he found that guy oh yeah my goodness just something about his hair it's like I want him to win. Just you're committing to this look after all these years? 100%. Suntan.

I mean, weather beat. How is he alive, right? Baseball glove with a mullet. Look at him. Dog tired. Look at him. Look at his face. Oh, my God.

Classic. I need to get him in here. Yeah. I have to get him in here. Right while he's alive? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Look at him. Thanks for having me, brother. Look at that.

I got to get that guy in here. He's like Tex Cobb in that movie. Coen Brothers movie, Nicolas Cage, Raising Arizona. Oh, yeah. He's Tex Cobb in Raising Arizona. Look at him. Look at his forehead. Look at that.

He is so tan. Like, you talk about a guy who doesn't give a fuck about skin cancer. Right? Look at him look at his forehead look he's so tan like you talk about a guy who doesn't give a fuck about skin cancer right look at him look how old he is blonde hair I don't know what color his hair is for real probably not blonde it's like Bert Kreischer after a night of drinking that's Bert Kreischer in six months every morning every morning yeah yeah if he doesn't get off tour soon, that's Bert Kreischer. I mean, how is that guy not, how is he not like melanoma flooded? Yeah. Look at him. And perfect teeth. Those aren't real.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Those aren't his gums either. Oh. They slide that thing. Oh. I don't know. I'm guessing.

They might be real teeth. Might be like Conor McGregor. Conor got his teeth done. Really? They're beautiful. Oh, boy. Well, you know, you figure you're a fighter. You get a lot of them knocked loose.

So he probably got some fake ones. He's got beautiful teeth. Ever thought about doing that? One day just showing up with a perfect smile. I've thought about it. But I don't like how it looks. It looks too fake. Like every tooth is perfect. perfect you all of a sudden have

Neon white shining teeth that would be one of the greatest things They would be so blatant you know we're thinking about doing just to try to be a little more interesting than I really am I'm like one of my canines gold. No. Yeah, come on way. Yeah, like a pirate or something I'm in this shit should get a grill. You should get a grill. No, not a grill. Just one gold tooth. One gold tooth. Like Tyson did in his prime.

Right. Mike Tyson in his prime had one gold tooth. Remember those days? Yeah. Nobody has gold teeth anymore. Do you still have mercury fillings? Like my whole mouth is mercury. And I'm like, are you going to die?

One gold tooth? People definitely have gold teeth these days. Yeah, but like remember how Tyson had that one gold tooth in the front? That was very rare that a person has one gold tooth. That was a thing back in the day. People would have, like, they'd get a tooth fixed, and they would just get a gold tooth. Like Miley Cyrus does it or something like that.

Yeah, but they would put a cap over it. These folks were getting an actual gold cap. You would take an enamel one to get a fake new tooth like i have one that i had to get a root canal and they put a crown on it these folks would get like a gold one do you remember that sorta that was the thing i just thought that they would put it over their existing tooth well she that looks like they did surgery on her tooth and glued that bitch in there i've never liked it because i always make it that guy in the front gold tooth 2015 bam that's what i'm talking about some dudes would get a

full gold tooth it's not real yeah yes it is no that's real there it is that guy's got one that one's real that's what I'm talking about I'm getting one of those yeah why I think subconsciously it will make you look like you have bad teeth yeah that's what I'm going for I'm going for that gritty look yeah see gold teeth were a thing, man. Look at that. Come on. That looks dope.

That dude's got his canines gold. Just get the full grill. Shut the fuck up. And let me enjoy my stupid idea. Why are you trying to correct me as if it's logical? There's some spinners in there or something. Just get a nose ring. Just try a nose ring.

Let me see. Can you show me what Mike Tyson's gold tooth looked like? Because Mike's was a little off. You can tell he had it made when he didn't with nose ring. Let me see. Can you show me what Mike Tyson's gold tooth looked like? Because Mike's was like a little off. Like you can tell he had it made when he didn't have any money. Yeah. See? Go to Mike Tyson's gold tooth. Damn.

Look at that thing. Oh, yeah. Is that real? But he's fixed it now. Now he has like regular teeth. But back in the day. Oh, there was two gold teeth? I don't remember this.

Oh, I get it. Yeah. I didn't. Yeah. I didn't know there was two I always thought there was just one yeah but that's him when he was young Tony's gonna get this I could see Tony liking this it was part of like the appeal of Tyson like his look so ferocious look and gold teeth on top of that but like

look at the one like in the middle Up No above it right there That one I think that's legit Because that's before his face tattoo That's what it looked like See so it was like He had a gold tooth And it didn't fit right

You know there was like a gap But That was part of the look People used to get gold teeth back then I think Madonna had a gold tooth At one point in time Tony you and me Gold teeth

Okay let's do it. I'll get to the right side, you get to the left side. Oh, okay, perfect. I just want one gold canine. And I'm going back, I'm getting two earrings now. I'm getting an earring in each ear, a big one, hoops like a pirate. If you put the two teeth together, they look like a butterfly. So every time you guys kiss.

Tony, you don't have any tattoos, huh? Mm-mm. Thinking about getting one? Yeah, I've come close a couple times lately. Yeah, that's when Donna had a full grill at one point in time. Ooh, I don't think that's a good choice. That looks like, she looks like a monster. Ew, see, that's what I'm talking about.

Okay, that's a mistake. Damn. That's a mistake. But one, Miley's got a gold tooth. Go up to Miley. Oh. Bottom. Oh, the bottom.

But if you go to the other picture on the left-hand side, up above that, up above, is that the bottom tooth, the same thing? So it's like a bottom brace or something like that. Yeah. Beyonce got a couple. That's a grill. I'm talking about a real one. I wake up in the morning, I brush my gold tooth.

Mush it out. And I'm thinking of you with an American eagle on your back. A giant one, a huge one. Maybe on my chest. Maybe it says kill Tony. No. In a scroll. Maybe the eagle is holding a scroll.

And in that scroll. Or maybe the eagle has one of those I'm saying something bubbles above its head and it just says kill Tony instead of caw-caw. That's terrible. Eagles don't say caw-caw, you fucking idiot. What do they say? They screech. Caw-caw.

That's a raven. That's a crow. Yeah, that's you. That's your back. But the scroll just says kill Tony. In the eagle's claws instead of a salmon? Yes, like that. It just says, kill Tony.

Wow. Are you going to get any more tattoos? Yeah. Are you going to go back to San Diego? I'm thinking of tattooing my hair. I'm going to get like a wolf, like Jason Ellis did, a wolf on my head. Why not? I'm getting old.

I'm accepting the fact that I'm dying soon. I'm trying to come up with new ideas. Maybe lightning bolts for hair. No. Come on. Absolutely. Look at that. Yeah, like Travis Barker.

He's got a dope head of hair, head of tattoo. That's what I'm going to do. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Which should I have? Blessed. Blessed.

Blessed right underneath your eye. Definitely blessed. It's true. I am blessed. Maybe I'll put that over my hair transplant scar. I would say blessed. blessed less blessed right I just get flowers all over the top of my head you know make me look like more friendly maybe right you should do one of those creepy ones where it looks like you can see in your skull and see your brain you know where it's like 3d looking or something dude I saw one that's wild it's a guy who has a concave chest it looks like

he had some sort of an accident his chest is caved in so he had that that optical illusion with the circles the the like the concentric circles getting smaller and smaller so it looks like there's like a black hole in the center of his chest have you seen this new style of tattoo where it looks like a patch like a patch has been sewn onto your skin? Somebody posted it the other day, like Rock or somebody. Dude, tattoo artists today are on such an insane level. They do photorealistic images. They do optical illusions.

There's even a kind of ink that I think glows in the dark. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, there is. Like lumenate. It's like a lume ink or something like that. Like you have lume on your watch. So if you're late at night when you're taking a piss, you can look at your watch and you see where the hands are.

I think they have that with some tattoos. I might be making this up. Lil Duval is the one that posted this. Lil Duval did? Yeah. I love him. He's amazing. He's fucking funny.

But he's worried about his Instagram getting attacked, so he went private. Oh, really? He's got a backup page. Lil Duvall. Why would it have gotten attacked? Well, the same way like Freddie Gibbs gets attacked. They post too much wild shit. Yeah.

Like he's always posting wild shit. Instagram has become more and more censored. Like Sam Tripoli is constantly getting hit. Yeah. He got hit with one where it was a picture of Hillary Clinton, and you could see from the first picture that she kind of has a little camel toe, and then it zooms in to the camel toe, and then the next image is a guy pouring hot sauce into his eyes.

Yeah, I love that meme. You can't do that? You're getting that taken down? Like, what is it? They hide. I told you they've been hiding the Kill Tony account because it has the word kill in it and a human's name.

Right. Did you know that? Like, you have to, like, type out the name of the show all the way to be able to bring up our Instagram page. Well, I... The show's Instagram page. I don't know if it's because

that I have mine in my cache or something, but it works for me because I do it every... Yeah, no, it is. It's when someone's new. Yeah. They haven't, they don't follow you guys. It's hard to find well you know what's weird is uh just going

on like a different like you know i use google all the time for everything and the search results i get are so completely different if i don't log in at all on my in search google you know or if i go to bing like if you go to bing and type in the same thing or Yahoo, it's so amazing. You get completely different stuff. I use DuckDuckGo. DuckDuckGo, they don't filter the information. They just give you the information, whatever is out there. When I was trying to find controversial stories about different weird things that have happened,

anytime it's in the news, it's a taboo subject or it's weird duck duck goes the way because there's no curation you know your your google feed like they'll hide shit from you there's certain things they don't want people to find it's very weird because like there's someone who's deciding that this thing that i'm interested in i'm not a bad person you know i'm i'm a good person i pay my taxes i'm just trying to find out information. Is this real? Is it not real? I can't find it. You're hiding things from me. That's weird, man. Real interesting.

I noticed yesterday that CNN covered, talked negatively on their front page, their main story about Instagram causing depression in teenagers for the first time. And it made me think like, wow, I haven't seen them cover anything about this before. On the contrary, it seemed like... About Facebook. Yeah.

Yeah. Here's the controversy. The worry is that what they're doing is that they're trying to promote the idea that either the government or someone else should step in and censor even more and that you should give this to some sort of regulatory committee. So if someone is an air quotes whistleblower, and there's a lot of people who are skeptical about this because all of a sudden she starts her account in October, she's immediately verified, and then she's immediately speaking in front of Congress, right?

So it's like, okay, and what is she saying? She's saying that they're allowing information to get on the Internet that harms people. And one of the things she's talking about, like if you're an anorexic, they will send anorexia content your way. But that's if you're a fucking hot rod enthusiast. They'll send hot rods your way. The algorithm for sure exacerbates arguments and for sure whatever people are interested in arguing about, it'll find that for you and send it your way. That's for sure because that's how they get you interested.

The way they can keep you paying attention to their platform is to give you something that pisses you off and you engage in it whether it's abortion rights or gun control or what are these hot topics that people get immigration people get excited they want to talk about that all the time but that's what you're interested in that's the problem the problem is really that it finds what you're actually interested in and people are interested in arguing they fucking like it so no matter what it is if if it's, so if it's, you're interested in, you know, anorexia, it's going to find anorexic stuff for you. And they say that harms people.

And there's an argument that algorithms are not wise. There's an argument that you should be searching your shit based on what your actual interest is in at that moment and not being suggest bunch of stuff suggested to you based on your interests. Like if you're interested in golf, I know you play golf, you could find golf stuff. It's not hard. So if you just Google golf and then go looking for it specifically, maybe that would be better. maybe that would be better. Because if you're talking about things that piss people off,

whether it's abortion or whatever, I mean, how much of our discourse is getting flavored by the fact that these algorithms are leading people to be more aggressive and more annoyed at each other and separate more? There's a real argument about it because these folks that did that documentary, The Social Dilemma, they don't paint a very rosy picture. Did you watch that?

Have you seen it? Yeah. What did you think about it? I think it's crazy, man. You know, I mean, maybe they have an agenda now, but at the same time, it's just all, I don't know. It's like, it's just the craziest time. It's like, it's just the craziest time. It's the craziest time, and it seems like all these factors are all coming together to work against us.

All these things, I mean, I'm not saying that this is a grand plan. I don't think it is. I think there's a lot of human nature involved. There's a lot of coinciding processes that are independent but are happening simultaneously. And you could look at it like it's one gigantic conspiracy to ruin the world. But if you look at all these cops in Seattle that are about to resign, that is maybe the worst thing that can happen to Seattle. Seattle is so fucked already with the way they deal with Antifa and protests. Antifa and you know protest that's the place where they allowed them to take over a whole chunk of downtown And converted into their own autonomous zone remember that wasn't that Portland no that was Seattle Okay, and it was also the lady who was running it was running Seattle said maybe it's gonna be our summer of love

You know that so they took over where these buildings where businesses are. They abandoned a precinct. This is crazy shit. And that's in Seattle. So those people are now going to have 40% less police. That's nuts. If you wanted Seattle to fucking explode,

this is the best way. This could be disastrous. That shit that we saw with the autonomous zone, that might just be the beginning of what happens in Seattle if these cops actually walk off the job. Portland had the mayor who was like trying to hang out with Antifa and walk with them, and then they tried to burn his apartment building down.

Like, fuck you, resign. Like, they want to go all out. You can't just say, let's talk, let's negotiate. No, they want him to resign. Get out of there. They want no law enforcement defund the police they want chaos if they defund the police like all throughout the Pacific Northwest that might be like a whole different part of that like that might turn into like some crazy third-world country this is where we're

experiencing some wild shit in real time. Yeah It's pretty crazy, I mean, I think they'll learn real quick But then there's this other thing about the federal government looking into any transactions that are more than $600. Oh, yeah What is that? Yeah. Well, they always kind of had that 10,000 was it 10,000? Yes No, if you go to the bank with $10,000, they have to go, where the fuck did you get this? But if you go to the bank with $9,000, they go, oh, you made a lot of money. Yeah, it kind of sucks because I give my girlfriend money all the time, and I'm just like, oh, yeah, here's some money.

Now I'm like, here's $599 in two days. I'll give you another one. What is the story with that? What is the story with the 600 bucks? Is that real? Yeah. It started October 15th, I think. So if you buy something for $700 on Amazon, they have to look into you?

No, I think it's when you give money to somebody, when you like using like Venmo apps or any of those kind of things. Oh. And it used- Is it a cumulative $600? That's what I don't know because I'm fucked if it's a cumulative

because that's how I pay people for like secret show and like comedy shows. I'm like, you know, what's your Venmo? You know, what's your Venmo? That seems reasonable though. Right.

Like they're independent contractors. That's on them. Right. Once you do that, once you give them the money, that's on them. But like, if the government is like

looking into 600 bucks like hey that seems a little odd yeah it's a lot yeah that's a lot of looking well especially it's like okay can we look into how you made money how do you have 100 million dollars like why don't we start looking into that looking into certain people that are members of congress and the senate that yeah you know like we were talking about with the FDA and Pfizer. There's some weird shenanigans that go on with politicians where they're like 70% accurate in stock market predictions. And that should be public knowledge. That should be public.

Well, here's something that someone said that's a really good idea. All congressmen, senators, congresswomen, female senators, what's a senatorina? What is it? Senorina. We were talking about comedians, like that stupid term that we don't really use anymore, comedian. But if they all had body cameras on, like cops. Right. 24-7, access to 24-7. If you're doing business in that way, well, not 24-7, to 24-7 if you're doing business in that way well not 24-7 but

you know like when you're on duty you have to have it if you're doing meetings you have to have it if you're involved in any sort of bill writing anything that involves the I mean come on the kind of damage they can do they could do some serious fuck if you found out that one of those giant bills, you know those bills where they try to pass? It's like 2,000 pages and it's like protect our children, but inside it's all a bunch of crazy shit they put in these bills. Those bills are nuts. They had one of those the other day that the Republicans were looking at.

Joe Biden was trying to pass through and they were saying, do you think Joe Biden's read that? Have you seen that video of that? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about, Jamie? Did you see it online? There's a Republican politician and he holds up this bill and it's so gigantic. It's thousands of page.

It's like a good solid 12 inches thick. It's Biden's infrastructure bill. The build back better. Yeah. Yeah. And so this guy is saying it is impossible that any of these people are telling you to pass this. It's impossible they read it. There's no way they read it.

And he's like talking about how many pages and how long. It's like, what is in here? It's crazy. But the fact that they can do that kind of shit, that is like if you're going to pull some shenanigans, what better than to bury it deep in a bill that no one's going to read and that everyone's going to sign off on. And then when they sign off on it, you realize, oh, now they can tap your phone. Oh, now they can take $600 and look at every transaction over $600 from now on.

Now they can, you know, whatever. Find out your search engine history and that could affect your credit score, which is a new thing. Yeah. That one was charge your employer. They penalized the employer for having unvaccinated employees. Which one?

In Biden's infrastructure bill. Oh, that's in there too? Hidden in the middle of it. Yeah. Really? That's how they are planning on getting everybody vaccinated. So they're going to fine employers? Right.

But what if the people get tested? Because that was the other thing, was that you have to get tested once a week. You either have to be vaccinated if you have 100 employees. That's something that people did leave out. You either have to get vaccinated or you get tested once a week, which you could still get tested once a week and still keep your job if there's 100 people in your company.

Like, that sort of got missed. That makes more sense. Makes more sense. Yeah. And I get that. Get tested. What really makes sense is test everybody. Yeah.

Because we know now that vaccinated people get it, vaccinated people spread it. Yep. You know, they might have a better time of it, some of them, but some vaccinated people have caught it and been very sick and hospitalized and some have died. That's real too. It's funny that vaccinations are free but tests are like $100.

You know what I mean? They're not that much, but it is, yeah, it is weird. Yeah. You could buy like a 10-pack of tests on Amazon right now for like $50 or something like that. I don't know how accurate those are. Well, they just pulled some, right? Like a popular brand just got recalled because their accuracy was bullshit.

That's the PCR test. Okay. There's a PCR test that's going to be inactive. I don't know which specific one. In December, they're going to stop using it because of its inaccuracy in determining whether or not someone has COVID or the flu or a bunch of other things. They went over the statistics about at 40 cycles, how accurate it is. And apparently it's not accurate at all when you go very high. At very high cycles, they think there's some extraordinary rate of false positives

when they're at like 40 cycles. So then they drop the cycles down to, I think, 35. I think below, it's like between 30 and 35. And they're more accurate when you're at that level. You can find out whether or not someone's sick. But they didn't do anything about all those positives that they got when it was jacked up to 40. So they don't know how many of those people actually had COVID. But they think it's an extraordinarily high number of false positive.

I think it's like somewhere in the neighborhood of like high 80%, which is crazy. Yeah. But I'm sure a lot of those people that got tested had symptoms, and that's why they got tested. So they probably did have. Not necessarily. My friend got tested because she had to go to a wedding and she found out she had it. And then she took three positive COVID tests and she had zero symptoms. She never had any symptoms. She's one of those rare people that for whatever reason, never felt anything. She didn't

have a cough, didn't have fever, didn't have a headache, didn't have trouble sleeping. Just couldn't believe she was positive. She just kept testing positive. But again, I don't know how much she had in her system. She might have had just a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny amount. And it never really got sick, sick. But she did test positive three times on three PCR tests. But those ones that they have at Walmart, not Walmart, but any drugstore, the over-the-counter ones. Right.

I tested negative with one of those on Thursday. So when I got sick on Sunday, I was negative on one of those on Thursday, and then I was negative on the rapid antigen test that we use here in the studio on Friday. So I don't think it was accurate because in the rapid antigen one that I tested on Thursday, I was positive. So I was negative in the over-the-counter one and then positive in that one. I was like, huh. And the nurse was like, you're probably really close to being negative.

So then I tested the next day and I was negative. So I don't think they're as good. They need a saliva one. They were talking about having one of those a long time ago. Dana White was telling me. They're real close to one that you lick it and within like a minute, they find out if you're positive. Yeah, that'd be great. That would be the thing a minute, they find out if you're positive. Yeah.

That'd be great. That would be the thing. Yeah. And use it for everybody, man. Yeah. Cause since we know that, that vaccinated people can still get it for their own health,

we should have a test for them. You shouldn't just let them into everywhere. It would be nice if everybody's going to get tested, just everybody test. And then we find out what's going on. And if they are vaccinated and they have it, they can take it easy and maybe it'll keep them from getting sicker maybe they can get treatment right away getting the answers quickly is very important yeah a lot of these tests they're like

hey check keep checking in on this database after we give you this test for the next couple few days could be tomorrow could be two days from now but if you wait two or three days, people feel okay. They take chances. You know what I mean? They'll go out to eat or they'll hang out with their friends or go to work or whatever, especially go to work. If they have to. They can't say, hey, I can't come in today. I might have COVID, but I don't know yet.

A lot of jobs are like, fuck you, come in. Stop being a pussy. They don't believe you. Apparently, they do have the spit test. Oh, they do. Yeah, I just typed it in and there's a lot of reports, which I can't get to past the paywall. But there's one from Minnesota. Free COVID test gets door dashed to your home.

It even adds in that kids like to challenge themselves by doing a one spit. I was reading. That's interesting. When did this come out? Within the last couple of days I've been seeing it. Ah, how good is it? Yeah, that's interesting. When did this come out? Two days ago. Within the last couple days I've been seeing it. How good is it? Yeah, that's what I need to know. Arizona State administered a $1 million.

Free Minnesota testing program, DoorDash's COVID spit test. That's what I'm talking about. DoorDash it. Bang, spit, positive, negative, you know right away. Does DoorDash have stock? That's a good move, right? That's a good move. That? That's a good move. That's what they need to do.

You know? Have some like real definitive way of telling. Quickly. Or like something that attaches to your cell phone that you lick and they don't, you know, something. Blow into it. Yeah, or blow into it.

Yeah, like a little attachment to the bottom. Right. Yeah. They're going to figure out things that are going to be more accurate for testing because if, Yeah. They're going to figure out things that are going to be more accurate for testing because if I think what's going to happen is most likely they're going to have to do something along those lines. If we find out, unless they're going to tell people, unless there's going to be some new medication that comes along, if the waning efficacy of

these vaccines proves to be the case across the board, a year from now, how good are they going to be? They're going to have to come up with some sort of testing, or they're going to have to get people to keep having injections. And the FDA said no boosters. They pulled their approval for the booster shots. They did? Yeah. When did they do this? Two people resigned.

Oh. Yeah. Two top people resigned because they felt like they were being pressured to, well, I don't want to put words in their mouth, but they resigned over the boosters. And then they pulled their acceptance of the boosters. What was it like, 16 to 2? 16 to 2 was the vote, which is pretty overwhelming. But it's because of Israel. Israel's booster thing, it doesn't seem to be working that well.

There's a lot of vaccinated people in Israel that are getting COVID. God, I'm tired of talking about this. No doubt. Right? No doubt. Hopefully it's over soon. Do you think so? I think so.

I mean, I don't know. I'm one of these people. I like to be optimistic. It's failed me for the last two years with this subject but you know i see these things they come they go up they come down the variants it seems to be there's a lot of really interesting stuff happening there's like it seems that there's no rhyme or reason you know florida's cases are down like 89 the last three weeks with no new mandates no mask mandates, no explanation

for how- That's what's fascinating. Yeah. And Australia goes through the roof with all the worst mandates ever. Exactly. Their caseloads are through the roof. Yeah. It's nuts.

It's like the mass experiment on how to handle this. Yeah. People are doing it a different way. Australia is doing it the worst. The worst. They're treating people like they're in a police state. Florida is doing it the worst. The worst. They're treating people like they're in a police state. Florida's doing it the best. Whether you agree or disagree,

like Billy Corbin was in here and he thought it was terrible, but I'm like, I don't think you should tell people what to do. I don't think you should give the government that ability to tell people what to do. And statistically speaking, over time, it doesn't seem to be making a difference in the total numbers of people that get sick sick the total numbers of death

especially apparently if you factor in age Like when they adjust for age, you know, cuz the floor is filled with a lot of fucking old people So they talk about people dying. It's like how long are they gonna you're in your 90s? Yeah, how much time you got left? Like a bad ham sandwich to take you out. Yeah. Right? A pretzel. And they get to live their lives. You know, like here in Texas,

it's also like the quality of life. I mean, you're trying to be safe. You're trying to not die, but you're staying inside and you're wearing masks in these places with all these mandates and that's no kind of life at all well do you know how many people who get covid actually wind up being hospitalized how much small percentage yeah it's between one

and five percent it depends it depends on where you know it's it varies in the country depending on uh the amount of people that you know where their body mass is like right whether they're overweight whether they're sedentary like what percentage of people are sedentary. But the amount of people that apparently are in the hospital because that are vaccinated is very low in comparison to unvaccinated in this country. The vaccinated are most of the most of the people that are in the hospital for COVID are unvaccinated. But that's a small percentage of people that get COVID. That's what people miss. It's like the number of people that get COVID that wind up being hospitalized is pretty small. And the number of those people that make it to

the hospital that are actually vaccinated is even smaller. That's a small slice. So it's a small number of people that are in the hospital for COVID, a small percentage. So even when they talk about the hospitals being overwhelmed, the amount of people that actually get it and wind up being hospitalized is fairly small. It's just hard because everybody's scared and no one has answers and everyone's freaking out and you can't even talk about it. If you bring it up on social media, you get banned. Yeah, it's weird. It's wild. If you post articles about things, like one of those guys that's the host of Trigonomic. What the fuck is that show? Trigorometry, I think it's called.

There's a really good show out of the UK that is a... The dude's name is Konstantin... K-I-S-I-N. I don't want to say his name wrong. But he's TriggerPod. That's the name of the podcast. It's a really good podcast. It's on YouTube. And he posted something that was just reposting the Project Veritas insider information videos that they're doing all these exposés.

Have you seen all those? They're pulling them down from social media sites. It's pretty wild, but they basically catfished these scientists to go on Tinder dates. I would assume like some hot girl who talks them into talking shit about the vaccine on camera. So they've got a hidden camera camera and they've got Pfizer scientists saying they think they work for an evil company. Pfizer scientists saying that your natural immunity is better.

You probably have more of it than you do with the vaccine. All these different things that are very controversial and that the company runs on COVID money. And they said they have these undercover videos of these guys saying these things. And this guy got he got put in Twitter jail for posting that, just posting it, just saying, look, here's this video that I found. This is like proof that people who are scientists at Pfizer are not happy with the way things are. And they're worried about talking about it. They're constantly looking over their shoulder. They get pulled off of twitter for that the kind of censorship we're experiencing today is so weird it's just crazy because like it used to be the conspiracy theorists were like the crazy

ones right right what i mean and during even during this pandemic specifically they've proven that ufos are a real thing which was like one of the craziest ones, right? That was a big one. It was like, what is there? And like NASA and the government said that, yes, now we can confirm. The Pentagon. Right.

And so that happened, but nobody really cares because there's a global pandemic happening. So it sort of goes under the radar where everybody's worried about staying in. Who cares about life on other planets? Because right here we're struggling, right? So it's like they waited. And meanwhile, the conspiracy theorists seem to be right time and time again,

except for Flat Earth and a couple other, you know, wackadoodle things, right? Yeah. There's quite a few wacky ones that aren't real. But the ones that have been proven are really big ones. UFOs are a big deal. That's a big one. There's a lot of people that still dispute that.

They don't think it's real. They think it's some sort of a government program. They're trying to cover up by saying that there's UFOs, which almost makes sense. Yeah. You know? We actually went over that with Mike Baker. We were trying to figure it out because Mike Baker, you know, used to work for the CIA.

We were like, do you think that they would do that? Like, wouldn't they just, like, I'm starting to get skeptical again. I'm wondering, like, maybe some of these things are something that has come here from another world. But maybe, yeah, maybe there's some insane drone that works on some new kind of propulsion system that we don't understand yet. It's possible that they would be working on something like that and not tell the general public.

And then the way they would cover it up is by saying that these are off-world crafts. Because otherwise, I don't know what their motivation for saying that they're off-world crafts are. One of the best motivations would be to dismiss the idea that they have the kind of technology that can move the way those things do when they actually do have that technology. So the smoke screen. Yeah, that makes sense. You got to think 4D chess, son.

Yeah, that makes sense. You got to always be moving them chips around. I would imagine that there's got to be some stuff that they have that'll blow your mind. I got to imagine. So maybe that's one of them yeah but the other tech the other things about like like voting and when you find like whether or not you believe Trump lost the election or won the election the idea that there's zero voter fraud is fucking nuts right there's definitely voter fraud so like how much how much voter fraud how much is acceptable one? How much voter fraud? How much is

acceptable? One of the things they found in Arizona, they found like thousands of duplicate ballots. Thousands and thousands. There's a lot of people in Arizona. But I mean, what's going on? How many duplicate ballots did they find in Arizona?

Pretty strong electoral state too. Well, I would imagine they're stealing both ways too. I don a pretty strong electoral state, too. Well, I would imagine they're stealing both ways, too. I don't think it's just the Republicans that would do that or just the Democrats. I think everybody who could get away with it would do that. They think their side has to win and that the future of our nation is at stake, and they start convincing themselves that it's very important that Donald Trump be defeated or it's very important that Joe Biden and the deep state be stopped, people do anything.

Biden's a hologram. You think? Yeah, that's what they're saying now, that Biden's a hologram, Trump's still in office or something like that. Well, that's – they would have a better hologram. Yeah, I think they'd have a stuttering hologram. He's not just stuttering, dude. He's not just stuttering. The latest one.

Have you seen the latest one? The latest gaffe where he just mumbles for like 30 seconds? Nonsense. Calls a guy like the president of Pittsburgh or something. Yeah, yeah. I think it's endearing, Joe. Yeah, it's cute. If he was your grandpa, you'd feel so sad.

If you took your family to go visit their grandpa and you'd be like, Hey, kids, I just want you to know, grandpa's not going to be around much longer. So have conversations with him because you're going to remember these for the rest of your life. Try to sit down and talk to him. When you see he's talking good, talk to him. Talk to him. Tell him you love him. Just recognize you're going to miss your grandpa someday.

That's what I would say if that was my dad and I went to visit my dad and he was like that with my children, I would be saying that to them. I know this is going to be uncomfortable. Grandpa's going to forget a lot of things, but it's not because he doesn't love you. His grandpa's dying. Yeah. But meanwhile, he's the president. Yeah. Nuclear codes.

What were we asking you to look up? The ballot thing. How many duplicate ballots were there in Arizona? The Arizona, that claim of the 17,000 number came from, according to this article, a guy named Dr. Shiva. Oh, that guy? And

then when they looked, he said that there were 17,322 duplicate images presented in a data set not actually ballots. Wait a minute, that guy? And then when they looked, he said that there were 17,322 duplicate images presented in a data set, not actually. Wait a minute. That Dr. Shiva guy is the guy who said he invented email. Hey, man. Yeah. Right? He's not even a doctor.

What do you mean? He's probably one of those fake doctors. Like a PhD? Yeah. That's a real doctor. He's just a chiropractor. Oh, it's misleading. So are there any duplicates or no?

Duplicate images. 17,000 duplicate images. What does that mean, though? It doesn't count as a vote. Right. So they're scanning ballots through a thing, and then they can go back through and double-check them, and they did that. Oh, how complicated. Right.

So how do you know if someone's not running fucking shenanigans with the numbers? Well, they have a group of people to look at it. Yeah. And he was a late addition to that team of people who were auditing it. So if it's a duplicate image, that means like if you were to vote, it would use your social security number. And then when they would find it when they double check, like, oh, yeah, this is the same person. It's a duplicate. Throw it out.

Oh, so someone. No. duplicate throw it out oh so someone no there lies a current a household exchange for instance uh happens when people in the same household inadvertently assign an envelope meant for another person in the household and vice versa when this happens the envelopes follow the same process as any other deemed questionable and they go through that process and they might have to even call it or they'll go ask the people who they voted for and look for records well if it's not shenanigans that makes sense 17 000 17,000 morons in Arizona? I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. For sure. For sure, 17,000 people that can't read. When I look at mail that comes to my house, my eyesight is so bad. I have to see if it's mine or my wife's. I got to go like this. Mm-hmm. If I'm some fucking old dude and I'm, ah, fuck Joe Biden, and I'm just filling out forms,

fuck Donald Trump, and I'm filling out. I might easily fill them out. Or a husband and wife that disagree on who to vote for. That's a different article that says this. Yeah, that's the guy. Audit expert Shiva Iyadurai didn't understand the election procedures. He made a number of false signature claims. This guy also claims he invented email.

I don't know if he did but it seems like he didn't i mean he looks like a pretty smart guy to me mit uh graduate professor or something like that look team trump over here look at him team mag i mean i don't know do you think you'd ever wear a maga hat on stage i know you've been wearing that cowboy hat oh if you walked on stage with a maga hat towards the election. Depends on who wins in 2024. Yang. No, up until 2024. When Trump announces, if you start wearing a MAGA hat and you walk on stage with your cowboy outfit on and a MAGA hat, you'd be the ultimate pro wrestling heel. I'm not saying it's fake. I'm not saying what you're doing is fake when you're dressing up like a cowboy.

Right. But I'm saying if you- It's real, by the way. It's very real. Have you seen his spurs yet? I heard about the spurs. But you- It was his friend's idea, by the way. It was a Bostonian.

Do you think you would wear a MAGA hat? No. No. Never? I mean. What if Trump wins in 2024? Do you think you'll take an Instagram picture with you with a MAGA hat on? Why would I need to?

I have a cowboy hat on. It's dangerous. The most dangerous of dangerous moves is the MAGA hat. 100% hate. Guaranteed. You'll get a lot of people that love you, but boy, the amount of hate you'd get with a MAGA hat. Yeah, I know, right?

It's dangerous who would have thought a hat that says make america great again would make people want to punch you crazy right that's i mean when they look back at this time that will be one of the most weird moments that'll make america great again hat is enough to make people want to assault you i mean that kid with it uh that kid won so much money from those lawsuits yeah we don't know how much money we want uh but apparently it was a sizable amount but i don't know what that means but they uh they that kid they knew they said they had the full video they played a clip out of it made it look like look like that kid got in

that native american guy's face and was smiling meanwhile that kid was just standing there while the guy walked right up to him started banging the drums inches from his face but his face was kind of annoying you know both those things are true just because someone has an annoying face doesn't mean they're guilty of a crime that's true well the narrative they spelled out was completely incorrect all right we should wrap this up listen um you guys have the best fucking comedy show on live, the best live comedy show on the internet. You really do. Kill Tony's amazing. It's the best platform

for young, up-and-coming comedians. It's definitely the cornerstone of the Austin comedy scene. It's so important. Like I said, it's so important to let comics know this is a thing you can get in on this. You can actually put your name in a hat.

You'll have an opportunity to go up and do one minute. Anything to say? And you're on this week's episode. Oh, yeah. We did this like a month ago. The Bert Kreischer one. It's a good one. We showed up guns blazing.

Yep. It's unbelievable. You, Bert, and Dom Irera. Yes. We're very excited to be here in Austin, Texas. I can tell you're excited. Sound excited. Let's wrap this bitch up.

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