The Joe Rogan Experience - #1867 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Eddie Bravo is a champion martial artist, founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, musician, stand-up comic, and author of the soon to be released book, "Mastering The Metal: The Story of James Watson & Eddie Bravo." www.10thplanetjj.com

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day what's up oh shit when's the last time we did one of these two years shit over two years a little over two years before the pandemic right it was like just before? No, no, it was during. It was during. The beginning. Yeah, it was during.

Because I remember I asked, it was a fight companion, and I remember I asked Callan and Schaub, I go, if you had a choice, your whole family gets COVID or your whole family gets hit by a drunk driver on the freeway, what would you choose? What a fucking crazy question. Exactly. Exactly. And that was the last one i think um yeah you know it's been a while bro i like the gray beard you went with it huh fuck

yeah okay become the old wizard dude i was dying uh about a hundred percent of the pictures out there, the old pictures of me with a black OT, those are, it's all dying. I started getting gray hair early, dog. Yeah, you were like 30, right? Earlier than that. Really? Yeah. And at first I'd get like one or two

and I would just pluck that motherfucker out. Boom. And then there was three. I'm like, okay. Boom, boom, boom. And then it was like, damn, there's a cluster here. Boom, boom. Then I'd be spending fucking plucking out all the grays.

And I go, you know what? I just got to dye it. So I started dyeing my fucking beard. And then you get to a point where you're so goddamn old that it looks fucking goofy. Like when I see dudes in their 50s and 60s and they're dyeing their hair. If you're a rock star, yes, keep dyeing your hair. I get it. You know what I mean?

You got to keep that image going. But, you know, James Hetfield, he lets the gray go. You know what I mean? Yeah, he can pull it off. Yeah. So I figure, fuck it. I'm just going to let the grays embrace the grays. This shit can't be good for you either, that dye.

It can't be. We were looking at Just For Men the other day, like people that have had burns all over their face. Oh, really? Doing that shit, yeah. Some people have allergic reactions to it. But there's some new foam that I'm thinking, damn, maybe should I dye this motherfucker again?

Is it too late to go back to dyeing? Because it's a pain in the ass. Right. Because at home you have to fucking dye, and then your skin's dyed. And then you got to scrub your skin to take the dye off your skin. And then, oh, you got to put Vaseline around it so there's no dye on your skin. And then it's a big fucking ordeal.

Yeah. And then you get lazy. And then you see, like, grays are, like, half the gray. Your hair. You have hair with half gray half dye and it looks really stupid so um my shit's all yeah hey hey i have no hate for anybody still dying their hair you know i just i basically just got lazy the weird thing that old guys have that like weird reddish brown color where you know it's dye it looks like shit you know that that weird like that weird like

they're too old for their hair to be that color anyway and then they got that weird reddish you know what i mean yeah it's like a shitty dye yeah some do it at home type shit at a certain age let it go it looks ridiculous yeah come on let it counterproductive it's not helping i mean you do look, look, if you're 80, you look like shit, period. You might look good for 80. Yeah, yeah. Focus on lifting weights. Be one of those 65-year-olds that are yoked.

There's a lot of those guys nowadays with testosterone replacement. A lot of inspiration. I see a guy that's 65 and his body looks like it's 25. I'm like, okay, let's try to do that. Yeah, that's possible. Yeah, so i got the stem cells in my shoulder how's that doing well the first time i went down to chipsa um this is the t1 we should let everybody know this is the place that's in tijuana it's run by scotty nelson ed clay yeah ed clay he's the man scotty nelson the man they're in tijuana and they got like a, on the beach.

It's like, it's a nice part of Tijuana. It isn't like the favela looking part of Tijuana. It's by the, I didn't know Tijuana had a beach. I showed them like, damn, this is nice. And they did, first and foremost, they were a cancer hospital. And then they started doing stem cells. How did they start? First and foremost, they were a cancer hospital.

And then they started doing stem cells. How did they start? Ed Clay is the kind of guy that just wants just to do the best at anything he's doing. He just wants the best. And he was involved in healing people with different herbs and different kind of plants and stuff. different herbs and different kind of plants and stuff. And then that evolved into trying to, you know, come up with the, not come up, but combine all the best cancer treatments in the world and combine them and use them together. Did he do it because he knew somebody with cancer?

His mom was really, she had rheumatoid arthritis. And it just, I don't know, like, I forget the whole story. I had him on my, I did his podcast, and we talked about it, but long story short, Ed Clay and Scottie Nelson are two of the most awesome people I've ever met, man. Fucking great guys. Yeah. Once I, once they started, remember when Mel Gibson was on your podcast? Yeah.

And he was talking about Panama? Yeah, Dr. Neil Reardon. Yeah, all that stuff. So Ed Clay is working with one of those guys. They brought the stem cells to Tijuana, and they just started slowly, and they just started working on jiu-jitsu athletes and MMA athletes, tested out. And this guy, the guy they brought in from Panama, he's like, he knew, he was like right in it, you know? And, um, he, I went down there and they, and Ed's like, dude, come down.

Cause I had shoulder surgery. They reattached my bicep to my shoulder. They did, they did something to my rotator cuff. My shoulder was fucking jacked. And, um, it took, you know, after like six months or something of healing, I started rolling again and I came back too soon. And one of my students, Michael Plaster, who videotapes my online series, Mastering the System, he was videotaping me doing this overhook. It's called the Cobra Clinch.

And it's like an overhook, but with, it's, I'd have to show you on the mats. But it's a great way to hold an overhook. Hard to pull out. And I taught it. I taught it. And he's videotaping it. And then afterwards we rolled. He gets me in it. And I couldn't get my arm out.

He swept me. He mounted me. In the mount it works, too. And I couldn't get my arm out for like five minutes. He was just seeing how long he could hold it. I couldn't get my arm out. He swept me. He mounted me. In the mount it works too and I couldn't get my arm out for like five minutes. He was just saying how long he could hold it. I couldn't.

And it was my bad shoulder. And sometimes when you tweak a knee or you tweak an elbow, you don't feel it to the next day and you're like, oh shit. Usually when you pop a knee, you don't feel it to the next day. Sometimes, unless it's brutal.

That, right after we rolled dude i couldn't move my shoulder my dude my fucking surgery shoulder is fucked it felt dude it felt like i just had surgery you know that feeling when you can't move it did you get an mri no but i just felt like it was just fucked and uh stayed off it for a couple, and it just wouldn't heal right. I'm like, dude, I'm going to have to go back in and fucking get another surgery on this thing. And that's when Ed Clay said, dude, before you do that, just come down. Let us shoot you up with some stems and see what happens. He goes, you have nothing to lose.

Just come down. And I'm like, okay. So I went down, and man, they got one big syringe and stuck it in the back of my shoulder. Just one big one, boom, and went bam. And I'm not gonna lie, I was painful as fuck. I was screaming. I was in this hospital room and I was screaming. Remember when I did ayahuasca or DMT?

Remember when I did DMT and I was like screaming at the top of my lungs? I was screaming just like that. It hurt so much. It was excruciating. But it worked, man. My shoulder came back and it was like, you know, a few months later, I forget the exact timeline, but a few months later, it's 100% now. So then I hurt my other shoulder, tore my labrum. I didn't know I tore the labrum for a while.

I just knew something was off. Like, oh, shit. i couldn't pick anything up like at the end of every day in class like after we mop everything up we put these dirty wet mop heads into a plastic bag and then i test it that way i go like this oh fuck it hurts fuck and then my good shoulder i could do it all day but that's how i know every night i test it. Bam. Something's wrong. And I didn't do shit. I hadn't been rolling. The last four or five years, man, my rolling has been so sporadic.

I had back surgery in 2016. That was massive. And then shoulder surgery, knee surgery. And then now my good shoulder's fucked up. And I'm just giving it time, giving it months and months. Started getting into yoga, doing yoga every morning. I go, maybe yoga is going to fix it. And it didn't fix it. And then Ed Clay said, come on down. We got it. We got it down. Now they, the whole system, they got it wired because when I, when they did this shoulder, they had just started it and it fixed it and go, come on down before you get surgery come on down so i went on down so now they got the system down did you go down

you uh they get you get a they get your hotel it's all included in the package you have a hotel in san diego in the marina it's beautiful they pick you up you stay there at the hotel they pick you up so you stay in san diego stay in San Diego. So you don't stay in Tijuana? No, no, initially. Initially. Oh. You land in San Diego, they pick you up on a Monday morning, you come in Sunday night, spend the night, you wake up Monday morning, they drive you across the border, then you

stay, there's a nice-ass street in Tijuana that looks like LA. It doesn't look like the Tijuana you're, there's the, I hear like the cartel just fixed it all up and everything, but it looks nice. There's a street and there's a Marriott there. It looks like you could be anywhere in the United States. It doesn't look like the TJ you're thinking. The TJ you're thinking does exist,

but there's certain spots that are really nice. I've been watching a lot of this cartel violence that's going on in Tijuana now. Yeah, none of that's going on by the beach where they're at. How big is Tijuana? I don't know. I don't know the dimensions. Is it big like Burbank?

Is it big like French High? I would say, I don't know. I have no idea, but it ain't small. I mean, there's a lot of bad, most of it's bad and favela looking, but they got some good areas too. And then you get there Monday. You go get your MRIs right away, whatever injuries you have.

You go get your MRIs. The first time I went, I didn't get an MRI. They just shot me up. They were just trying it out. Now they got it down, dude. They got it down to a science. Now they do so much that I wish Ed Clay could explain it. But you get there. You get your MRIs, and then all day you're on NAD, you're on all this.

They put you in a hyperbaric chamber. Hyperbaric chamber every day. Gerson therapy, juices. What is Gerson therapy? Gerson therapy is a combination of juicing and coffee enemas. Oh, Jesus. That's what saved Javi Vasquez. Javi Vasquez had colon cancer.

He did Gerson therapy. And the way to do it if you have cancer, it's something like this. Something like this. You juice all day. Like probably eight to ten juicings. And then in between, coffee enema. Juice, coffee enema.

You have to have fresh squeezed juice juice, coffee green I don't know, I'm not sure spinach, beets I'm not sure but it's a lot of fresh produce green juices

and then it's just juice, enema juice, enema, coffee enema something about the coffee enema it probably gives you a rush right because how do you ask us is? Totally healed you know so they do a little bit of that there too. They give you a little bit of that nad with the IV Hyperbaric chamber a chamber every day some electro thing that they put on and they pulse on your injuries Every day, some electro thing that they put on and they pulse on your injuries.

Super healthy food. They just throw everything at it. Everything, all day. They're throwing everything at it. Gerson therapy here is 13 times a day, one glass of juice hourly, 13 times a day. You have three or four coffee enemas and perhaps also castor oil enemas. Whoa. Something about those enemas. What's a coffee enema feel like?

It's coffee up your butt. Coffee in your butt, dude. Is it coffee grounds or actual coffee? Like this coffee? It's fucking. Like some Black Rifle coffee just squirt up your butt? Some caramel latte or something. I don't know.

Do you get a rapid heartbeat, like stimulated from it? You know, like you would to drinking it? I don't remember. I don't remember. Because people take drugs up their butt right that's the reason why they do it because your body absorbs things yeah yeah into your bloodstream so i went down and then you know got my uh mri and man like i said before i went in for my good shoulder it was fucked up for a while i was doing yoga and it just would not heal 100 so we get that mri torn labrum i need surgery so um it's very apparently i'm no doctor but apparently it's when labrums are torn it's hard for your body to heal it it's hard for blood to get there yeah i don't know nothing okay but that's what I heard. And generally, based on the MRI, you have to get surgery.

So they said, let's shoot it up. So instead of one big shot, it was four different shots. And now they're using ultrasound. So they're going right to the labrum. So the doctor is shooting it up. He's looking at a screen, and you can see the needle, and he's going right to it. Boom, hit it four different ways and that first month of healing the first month i could barely move my arm man my arm was fucked from the shots from the shots i could barely i could barely move my arm it was

it was it felt just like i had surgery and um you know know, it fixed his shoulder. So I had faith, but I'm like, maybe, I mean, a torn labrum shit. Maybe it's, maybe, maybe it's not enough. Maybe I need surgery. So then two months roll by and this was, I got it done in March, March 20 something. And after a month, I get my range of motion back. After two months, it's feeling a little better. And every day I test it. Grab the bag of dirty mop heads and I do that. Boom. Ooh, I still feel it.

Damn, don't feel it here. This one's 100%. So that's how I gauged it with dirty mop heads. And every day. And then three months go by and I'm like, oh shit, doing yoga. And in three months go by, and I'm like, oh, shit. Doing yoga. And in certain different yoga positions, I tested in this one. I always feel it.

Oh, it feels a little better there in this position. And in certain positions, you could feel it. You feel the little boom. And even downward dog, you feel it a little bit. And then the pain started going away, and I go, okay, let me fucking try to do a little jujitsu so then I started rolling with you know little people you know and uh and girls just little people and then I felt like I took 10 steps backwards so in my mind I'm thinking okay I didn't do shit for like two and a half months three months months, and then it healed.

It healed a certain way. It was like a 95%. And then you retore it. So I felt like it healed a certain way, and my body said, dude, I didn't know you wanted it to heal a jiu-jitsu way. I thought you wanted to heal it in a way where you're not doing shit because I wasn't doing anything. So I figured, okay, maybe it's just temporary. Take 10 steps backwards. Let my body reconfigure and then heal the jujitsu way. And that's what I

thought. So I've been waiting. And then I didn't go back to jujitsu and it's starting to get better, starting to hit that 90%. I could still feel it a little bit. And I'm like, I'm not going to go back to jujitsu and fuck it. I was like worried, worried to start rolling again. And then this is what happened. And I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, but I decided, you know what? I got to start lifting weights, man. I got to get my shit together, man. I at least lift some weight. So I started, I started doing light, uh, bicep curls, lightweight, high reps, just bicep curls. And I did like eight sets just burnt. i hadn't lifted weights in a while and did a little back stuff too but not too crazy but for a week you know when you haven't lifted

weights for a while and then you that first set that whole week you're wrecked in that body part you know i'm talking about yeah my bicep was so my biceps i couldn't even straighten out my arms like oh my god my biceps fucking so sore from all those sets of lightweight high reps. Then after a week, it heals. And you can lift weights again. And when it healed, my shoulder healed. So I'm thinking maybe since I brought all this healing power to my biceps because they were all tore up and my body said, let's go heal those biceps. Labrum's right there.

And I'm thinking maybe they're like, hey, let's fix heal those biceps labrums right there and i'm thinking maybe they're like hey let's fix this labrum while we're here or something i don't know it was probably on the way to being fixed yeah you probably just aggravated all the tissue around it because you hadn't used it in so long and it was probably very stiff it's a hundred percent now this shoulder is a hundred percent so it's been like that for about two weeks, and I've been lifting heavy. I had a full-length rotator cuff tear in my right shoulder. It's completely gone from stem cells. The doctor was freaked out.

Dr. Roddy McGee in Vegas, he shot it up. And afterwards, we did an MRI six months later. He said, you have to understand how extraordinary this is. He goes, that kind of an injury almost always requires surgery. And he goes, now you don't even have an injury anymore. He goes, it doesn't even exist. Like, when you look at it on the, under an MRI, it doesn't exist anymore.

It doesn't bother me at all anymore. Stem cells are fucking incredible. I got my back shot up too, but that's a whole different animal. What was that like? That's like when they can actually make your discs fat again, right? Are they going into your discs? Yes.

I don't know if they're going into it or around it. I'm not sure. But they shot up my back. I was laying face down. What did that happen? Same day. Same day. They shot up my shoulder and they shot up my back.

How's that feeling? It's hard to say because, like I said, it's a whole different animal. I got steel and titanium and shit and screws and bolts and shit in my back. So I don't know. Do they only do that part of your back with the stem cells? My lower back, L5-S1. And I had an MRI on my back too. And there was some bulging disc type stuff, disc degeneration. Everybody in jujitsu has that. disc degeneration.

Everybody in jiu-jitsu has that. I forget what it's called, but there's like facets or something like that that hold your vertebrae together. They were all worn out too, so they shot those to see if they could regenerate the facets. My back was a wreck. So that's totally different than your shoulder and your labrum, so I don't know.

It was feeling good. It was feeling good, but two days ago, I was weightlifting really, really hard. I just feel so good that It was feeling good. But two days ago, I was weightlifting really, really hard. Like, I just feel so good that my shoulders are back. I started hitting bench. And I was hitting bench and putting a little bit of weight on it. It wasn't that light.

And I guess I was arching my back a certain way, like wrong. You know when you arch? Maybe I arched it a little too much. But, man, I pulled a muscle in my lower back. Right now, my lower back is frozen. There's something got pulled back there from doing bench press. I've been doing a lot of core

exercises that I didn't used to do before where I have one whole day where I just do core stuff. I just do back extensions and then sit-ups. You know that machine? It's a machine.

What is it called, Jamie? The one that we have out there, the Rogue one? It's like you do back extensions and you also do sit-ups on it. It's like GHD. Yeah, glute, hams, buttocks. I don't know. But it's fucking great. And I do those with weights.

So I'll do like back extensions like I hold on to uh two 25 pound um dumbbells and I do back extensions with that and then I'll do sit-ups with that the same thing that fucking thing glute ham developer glute ham developer that thing's the shit for for it's great for your glutes too because at the top you like flex your glutes and it makes your buttocks nice and juicy what's the difference between that and that hyper thing although i have we have that out there too the reverse hyper thing is you're using weight and you're lifting your legs up this is your legs are isolated and you're lifting your back up okay but they're both really good for your back so i do do that a lot. And I do these straps that strap onto your ankle onto a pulley machine.

And I do like knee raises, like lying on my back. So I put like a 75-pound kettlebell on the ground. I use that to hold on to. And then I put 100 pounds on the stack of the cable pulley machine. And I put my legs in these straps. And I'm just doing knee raises lying on my back I'm just pulling my knees towards me which I think would be really good for jiu-jitsu really strong good muscles for like butterfly guard and shit like that yeah yoga for me is that's a you

know I'm 52 now you know you hit 50 In my opinion, if you're not doing yoga at least three to five times a week, at 50 your body's just going down. You've got to do something. Yeah, it's basically you've got to remind your body not to shut down certain angles. That's what I think yoga is. I think if you are not doing yoga and you're just sitting watching tv i think your body is magical but it's kind of dumb too in the sense that it just does whatever you do like if you just sit there your body's probably thinking okay let's

he wants that body that just sits there let's create that body that just sits there so when you get up you you know you could your back sore and everything but if you're doing yoga you're telling your body listen i want this don't shut that down let's keep this one going your body's like oh we were about to shut that shit down you should okay he wants to keep it going it's just atrophy yeah it's atrophy it's like when you get a broken arm and you put it in a cast it's not that your body says oh you know you're just of course it's not talking i'm says, oh, you know, you're just gonna lay here now. Of course it's not talking, I'm just saying. You're just responding to what you want. Like when you lift weights,

your body builds you a strong body. When you don't do shit, your body makes you a shitty body. Yeah, your body just deteriorates. Yeah, so that's what that- And when you get old, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're not lifting weights, if you're not doing something that makes your muscle tissue fire, it's gonna deteriorate.

I get Tai chi now because you know you grow up in your 20s you see old chinese people doing tai chi like what are they doing oh that's yeah it's all it is we were looking at it like like they were thinking it was a martial art yeah tai chi is like it's like yoga yeah it is like you got to keep your body moving or it will shut itself down and think it's hooking you up yeah isn't it funny when you see like young people that don't do anything with their body and they and think it's hooking you up. Yeah. Isn't it funny when you see like young people that don't do anything with their body and they just think it's always going to be that way forever? Yeah, like people that skip PE or ditch PE class.

It's funny because when we were kids, we were taught that, you know, like all that hard work is like boring and bad for you. But fuck, it's essential. It's essential. As you get older, you know, when you see men that are older and they look like their shoulders literally, you just grab it and just pull it off their body. Yeah. Like it's barely attached.

Yeah. You see them, you're like, man, that ain't no way to live. Yeah. There's no way to live just being feeble all the time. You think Instagram is influencing more and more people to work out? Yeah, for sure. Right? Yeah. On Instagram, you just see everybody working out.

Everybody's got to show their workout. Every girl's got to be working out. Everybody's working out. Yeah, for sure. Unless that's just my feed, you know what I mean? It's also influencing people to use filters. Someone, this comedian, posted this video up of her complaining about something, but she had a filter on it and

she didn't realize that when she puts her hand by her face the the filter you put lips over her fingers oh shit it's the most ridiculous shit filters are fucking that's the devil because they're telling people that this is how i look but that you're that's a cartoon that's not even you yeah you got some weird fucking filter over your face that pretends you're 29 years old and you're 46. This is horseshit. This is so weird. It's so weird that people think that that's okay.

Like that you want to lie to people and pretend that's what you really look like. But when you post a picture on Instagram, when it's a picture and you have like, there's like 25 different shades and filters, like there's nothing wrong with that. But it's the video filter where you're making a video and your face is a cartoon that's kind of weird yeah it's total horseshit it's complete horseshit and uh i guess women are affected by that more than men because they see other women use it and they

feel like well i better use it too because these bitches all look fantastic and i look normal you know like it's just but it but then you meet these people if you meet them in real life and you're like hey what happened did you just age 20 years what the fuck is going on where'd your lips go you know when you click something on instagram the ai somehow starts sending you more of that shit? Yes. Like you click on, like I'll click on a kiss, a kiss picture. Right. When, when you look at my suggested reels, there's always going to be like kiss or something.

And then, um, if you say something, people always say that, oh, I just said something like walkie talkie and now I'm getting all these walkie talkie ads. Google ads. Yeah. Something like that. That shit's real. So, oh, for sure. so oh for sure for sure yeah people people always say that everyone's got a story like dude I said something about a Silverado Dodge or whatever like some shit that you would never think would show up as a but I think I think it's even beyond that now because I'm like scrolling through and then every now and then when you scroll, there's like three videos of suggested reels.

You know what I'm talking about? It's usually shit you suggest. And there was one of a hot midget. And I looked at it. And I didn't click it. I didn't click it, but I looked at it. You know what I mean? And then I kept scrolling.

You didn't click it. You know what I mean? I didn't click it. Because you didn't want it in your feed? And then all of a sudden, dude, every day. I didn't know there were so many hot midgets, Don. There's a lot of them out there. And they're on Instagram and they're doing the same type of pictures that normal girls do.

Like bikini pictures. Of course. One thing that I didn't think was popular, I had no idea, but apparently it's really popular, is Moose Knuckle. Moose Knuckle. Camel Toe. Camel Toe is popular. Of course it's popular. Dude. You're looking at pussy lips. Dude. That's exciting. That's huge.

I had no idea. Do they pop up like yoga chicks with the camera at a certain angle when they're doing yoga positions boom you see the pussy print real quick boom and then out and then boom you never see that it doesn't pop up on your feet no my feed is a lot of butts there's a lot of gross butts a lot of yeah i get a lot of that too a lot of but dude now i'm getting

pussy prints right now i guarantee guarantee you it's mostly butts. Let me see what I got here. Every time I pull up my Instagram feed, it's butts and muscle cars. I'm going to see if I can find a pussy print one really quick. Yeah, it's all butts. See, it's all this kind of shit. It's all girls in their underwear wandering around. And they just keep sending you that. And it's a lot of kettlebell stuff.

Yeah, you clicked on one and then boom. Yeah. Like this kind of shit. But then it's like watches, a lot of watches, a lot of muscle cars, a lot of elk, shit like that. The algorithm is interesting. This is something I posed to Mark Zuckerberg the other day. And I said, well, what if you didn't have an algorithm? Would you just let everything exist the way it exists?

Just you put it out there. It goes out there in a specific timeline and exists how it exists. You post it. I see it. And he said the problem is that people would game the system. Companies would just post all day long, and that's all you would see. And then you would miss things. He used an example.

If my sister is having a baby, I want to know when the baby comes. I want that to be at the top of my feed. He's like, you've got to. But I was like, I wish I asked him this, but I didn't. I forgot to ask it. But wouldn't it be better net overall to stop people somehow or another from gaming the system, but let things exist without an algorithm? Because it seems like the algorithm. You did ask him that.

You did say that. Did I say that? And he said it was a good question and he didn't really have an answer, I don't think. You know what? That's the thing that they all need to come to grips with. This is a fucking giant experiment. It's a giant experiment. It's a giant experiment in human culture.

And it's happening with these social media companies. And they didn't know it was going to happen when they built the company. When they built Twitter, do you remember what Twitter was? It was like you would write, at your name is going to the movies. Like, at Eddie Bravo is going to the movies. Picture your meal. It was weird. The way people would write on Twitter was not the way they write on Twitter now it was like you know you know at Eddie Bravo is getting my oil changed and like it was like dumb shit

that people would do and I was like who gives a fuck about this is so stupid and then people start using it for comedy dates and they start using it like for one-liner jokes and stuff like that oh that's a good like joke writing exercise because it's only 140 characters so you have to have like you know economy of words and make it nice and crisp but then it just started getting crazy and then it became just people arguing over shit like as soon as people realized that arguments and like what whatever you're interested in if you're interested in arguing if you're interested in things that upset you that's all you're going to see all day long that's where it's fucking people up because it's

getting people just outraged and climate change shit is like all over my fucking feet i clicked on a few climate change things and because i'm trying to find what like what's true and what's not true and i've had two different experts come on one this guy steve coonan who is a physicist is a brilliant guy. He wrote this book called Unsettled. And he says the way they're looking at these graphs, he's like there is no question that human society, whether it's pollution or all the other things, the carbon that's in the air, we're having an effect. He goes, but the effect is greatly exaggerated by fear mongering. And he said if you you look at the overall trends

of thousands of years, he goes, it's always done this. He goes, we've had crazy hot times and dry times and crazy storms and all kinds of shit. But if you look at during our time, that's when people get scared. Like, oh my God, it's happening so fast and it's eroding and it's never going to go away. And he's like, no, it's always been like this. It's always been up and down and up and down. And they've always been fear mongering. There's always been fear mongering. We posted something yesterday.

It was one of the craziest ones. They were saying like that zombie iceberg is going to melt and the ocean is going to rise 10 inches. Dude, yes. Zombie ice. If the ocean rose 10 inches, do you know how fucked we would be? Yeah. We'd be so fucked. Like one inch is not good.

Yeah. One inch is like all those houses that you see in Malibu that are on Florida Florida be underwater Yeah, well floor is going underwater for is gonna go they always say that I doubt it because you had a guy on your podcast to You know there's a clip out there There's a clip out there, and you had him on your podcast, and he breaks it down beautifully. Do you remember the guy? I have it right here somewhere. Was it Steve Coonan?

It might have been him. Is that him? Yeah. Yeah, he must be the guy then. But he's got this clip. It's so good. Do you remember what he says? Okay, here it is.

Oh, here it is. I found it. Send it to Jamie. Airdrop it to Jamie. Okay. It's so complicated though and everybody like people will argue about it with fucking zero information they don't have any information and they'll they'll argue pro and con i think it's an interesting conversation and i like to have interesting conversations with people but it's wild how that's become oh oh yeah um dan what is

his name penya yeah this is interesting yeah i got yeah i got a few bob yeah okay you support trump yep okay i was one of the first endorsers public public endorsers of President Trump. What are you guys going to do when our ocean level rises? Thank you for asking that question. I have the answer. Don't let me finish. I have the answer. Let me finish. Thank you for the question.

For the first time on earth, we're changing the gas. Now you're full of shit. Sit down. I'm going to answer you. I'm going to answer you. Shut up and sit down full of shit. Sit down. I'm going to answer you. I'm going to answer. Shut up and sit down. No way. Sit down.

No. No. I've got to finish my question. I'm going to answer global warming. All right, finish the question. Good answer. Our gas is changing on Earth, and it's changing to CO2. What do you people with the money, what are you doing about this?

I'm going to tell you right now this? Because I've got children. Not I've got children. I've got 21, 23 year old children. And what's their future with you people with money? You talk about money all of the time. Okay. Okay. Sit down, please. Sit down, please. In the front row. Excuse me. In the front row. Please sit down. Okay. You've asked your question. Thank you very much. Okay. I'm going to answer. Excuse me. In the front row. Please sit down. Okay, you've asked your question. Thank you very much. Okay, I'm going to answer. Excuse me, ma'am. Will you please sit down? Thank you. That's okay. Please sit down.

Let him answer. Okay. In 2011, my wife and I were in Antarctica, renewing our vows. For most of you that don't know, Antarctica's on a mountain top. Okay? And there is a $500 million scientific facility there, and the scientists came to give us presentations about global warming.

And they had cores of ice that they had drilled. They had drilled 4,000 or 5,000 cores, and they only brought 15 or 20. So they're going through the second or third core, and they said, 275,000 years ago, this was the temperature, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then 55,000 years ago, the world was two degrees warmer Celsius than it is today. This is 2011. And I went, stop, stop, stop. And he said, and I said, well, you mean the whole world this is yes and the polls are only benchmarks and I said well what

about the things the young woman alluded to okay and he said it's all cyclical and although the gas may have exacerbated it, in the cosmos of time, it's not a fart in the wind. In the cosmos of time, of the 13.8 billion years that we've been on this miserable planet, it's not a fart in the wind. And as I told Joe Rogan on his show, and he said in his infinite wisdom, and Joe, if you hear this, I thank you for the opportunity to be on your show. He said, then in 25,000 years, it's most likely not going to be a problem. Now, my direct answer to your question, if that were really true, which you believe, and let's just for a moment say that it is true. That means that the best scenario vis-a-vis global warming is

about 10 feet raised in water. That's the best scenario over the next 40-50 years. That's the best scenario. The worst scenario is about a hundred feet. But let's just take the 10 feet. If the water on the planet is going to rise up 10 feet, that means the southern part of the United States is gone. England is gone. Most of Europe is gone. And I can go, most of Central America is gone. Okay. If that's the case, let's just take Florida, for example, which is one of the fastest growing condominium, beachfront condominiums on the planet. In the prospectus when you invest there should be in the footnotes if global warming is

for real they won't put it that way global warming happens and water rises ten feet this investment you made is fuck all. Not one single investment prospectus written since 2000, this century, has alluded to global warming. Not one motherfucker. If it were really true, the banks wouldn't invest. The banks wouldn't finance. Not one motherfucking condominium. So the people that have the money, and I'm jealous of the Vice President, Gore,

which Sally and I rode on a plane from South America with a few years ago. I am jealous he came up with a scam before I did. Because the financial institutions, the banks of this world, know it's not going to happen. Otherwise, you couldn't get a goddamn loan in London. You know those 30, 40-year mortgages? The world would be over by then.

Is Barclays Bank going to give you a motherfucking loan? With the greatest respect, ma'am, it's the greatest fraud that's been perpetrated on mankind this century. Why do you think they're doing it? If he's correct and you think it's a giant scam, who and why? New world order. It's and why? New world order. It's part of the new world order. One world government.

They need it. It's world economic forum type shit. Remember that Project Veritas video where it's an undercover video and it's someone at CNN. We're too sober for this. Someone at CNN is going, oh, yeah, as soon as we're done with COVID, we're going to hit climate change real hard. We're just going to scare everybody with climate change. I thought once that got out, they were going to pull the plug on the climate change push.

I go, oh, now they can't do it. Look at these guys. They busted them. But they didn't give a shit. They moved forward. You know what I'm talking about, that clip? That CNN clip from Project Veritas? Yeah.

They were saying that that's the next thing that they're going to push really hard the same way they push COVID stuff. Look, I don't know anything. I don't know shit. But I'm very it's very suspicious that knowing that that's what they're going to push and they're going to push it once COVID is done, they're going to push climate change. And then you're seeing all this climate change being pushed. And then you listen to all the people pushing. Nothing but demons pushing that shit. It's the same people.

Listen to all the other shit they're saying. They're all saying it together, pushing it together, along with all the other bullshit. So right there, I'm like, OK, I'm with that guy. That guy that we just saw. I'm with that dude. What he's saying does make sense that if they were really concerned that the ocean level was going to rise in 20 years, there's no way they would be interested in dumping all their money there. If they're going to be alive in 20 years, that's going to be a terrible investment. They've been saying that shit forever. So do you think that they're doing that because they're trying to scare people and then they can do things like have centralized digital currency and a social credit system and say your climate, your contribution.

This is a thing that they concentrate on a lot right now. How much carbon are you emitting? And if you're emitting too much carbon you're going to be causing problems what are you doing i'm looking for there's a video that goes along with it there's a a woman she's at jimmy can find it uh it's really it's really hard let me let me just and it's the same sort of deal it's the same deal that she's basically saying she's basically saying that um uh she's reading something from some kind of CFR Trilateral Commission plan

like Agenda 21, Agenda 2030 you've heard of that right? They write this shit down they gotta, basically they gotta scare, the way you control people is you scare them with shit only the government can save them from.

Anything else. Someone has to come in and regulate things because if they don't regulate things you're fucked. Pandemics. Asteroids. Global warming. And then the big one at the end extraterrestrial threat. Only the government can save you from that

shit and it brings people. It looks like the ultimate I mean the great reset Klaus Schwab. He wrote a book called the great reset. They've been talking about this They were they were they ran a what is his? Synop like the great reset is the one we were talking about this that he says you will own nothing and you'll be happy Yes, if that doesn't freak people out just that's some Orwell shit right there. You know nothing You'll be happy. And just also, if you want to fucking have a guy in a movie that was an evil bad guy who dresses like he's in Star Wars, who talks with a German accent, who just wants to control the population, people would be like, that's corny.

That's too James Bond. That's too on the head. You know, that's too. Yeah, nobody knew about Klaus Schwab before. What are you looking at now? I'm trying to find that video, but I might not be able to find it. Sorry. Yeah, I can't find it. But anyways, to me, again, I don't know shit.

It just looks like. The one thing I know for sure. It doesn't look good. The one thing I know for sure. What do you know for sure? The one thing I know for sure. What do you know for sure? The one thing I know for sure are who the demons are. I know who they are. There's no way I'm being brainwashed and they're actually good people with big hearts.

I know who the demons are. Well, they're always fear mongering and everything that they say is going to happen. It's always way less than what they're saying is going to happen. than what they're saying is going to happen. So when I'm looking for the truth in whatever subject, the first step is, what are they saying? What are the demons saying? And what is mainstream media saying? Okay, that's like a big hint as to which way the truth lies.

So for sure the demons aren't telling the truth. For sure the demons are pushing whatever it takes to get us into a one world government. I think we're in some kind of communist takeover or something. Something's going on. It's one of those things where they realize the only way to compete with China. This is my fear. They feel like the only way to compete with China

is to be like China. I think it was Maxine Waters said this. That she was talking about a digital currency that we have to move to a digital currency to compete with China, which is wild. Because the way China does it, if you say anything bad that they don't like, you can't go anywhere. You can't travel. Yeah. You try to buy a plane ticket, you're not going anywhere.

Yeah. They just turn you off. You try to buy certain things, you can't do shit. Who wants to live like that? Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Somebody wants us to live like that.

Most normal, healthy people don't want that to happen to them. I think the people at the top, they're in whatever meetings they might have. Well, they have those meetings at Davos. Exactly. That's the crazy thing is you can watch the meetings online. This is the first time, I think, ever in our life where we've been able to watch those things. Yeah. You know, nobody, nobody knew what Davos was before.

Nobody knew who Klaus Schwab was before. I never even heard of them until like four years ago. Yeah. Nobody. They're, they're huge now. Right. Remember the Bilderberg group? That was always this thing.

Yeah. They all meet. Yeah. Yeah. They all get together and meet. I wouldn't doubt if he went to Bilderberg. I mean, I'm sure it's all part of the same. But you know what I'm saying?

It's like, that was bull That was like, not bullshit, but we didn't know what they said. We didn't watch a video of it. So when you watch a video of them, imagine the compliance. If you can have a medication that will have an electronic in there that sends a signal when you've swallowed. Imagine

the compliance. You have to take your medication and they know if you've taken it. They don't even trust you. Like, if you're taking medication. They don't even trust you. If you're taking medication, isn't it to heal you? It's effective and it's real, but wouldn't you take it? If you have staph, what do you do? You take fucking antibiotics, right? You don't want to die

of staph. So it's medication that you know is good for you to take. They don't have to have a chip in that to make sure you're complying. Why would they need a chip to make sure you're complying with medication that you want to take? Easier to control the masses, one world government. To convince people also that they need more medication than they do. You think those motherfuckers care about our health?

You think they care about our health? If all this shit that we're going through was about our health, right away they would have shut down fast food. They would have just shut down. You know how easy it is to shut down businesses? They have no problem shutting down like that. They just boom. They say, Gavin Newsom just gets on Twitter and says, you know what? Starting

Monday, no fucking restaurants, no movies. If you want to eat outside, I guess that's like, it's like that. They just shut everybody open. But not Taco Bell. Oh, no. Not Taco Bell. And then you ask them, like, oh, the poor people won't be able to eat then.

They got to do something humanitarian. How much money would it cost to just give poor people healthy food? That's a real good question. Imagine if they had places like, if we just recognize that there's places that are really economically fucked and we just made it so they can get free you know who does that mr beast you know that guy that youtube guy i don't know he's fucking great the guy with the tremendous

abs no no no no no not at all no he's the guy that has the biggest youtube channel he's like a game show he does like game shows like people have to solve puzzles and they have to try to find him and he'll give them all this money. Well, he's got this philanthropy arm of his business and he gives free meals to people. He's given 1,459,098 pounds of food, 1,215,915 meals delivered, 111,929 individuals fed. And he does this all just out of philanthropy. He's just a good guy. He makes a shit ton of money off these YouTube videos, but he pumps almost all the money back into his business. And he has his show translated into multiple languages, into Portuguese and Spanish. And he puts them all up on YouTube. And then he opens up these food pantries and gives people free food.

He has like these Thanksgiving Day things where he gives out free turkeys. So they pull trucks up filled with turkeys and people just pull up in their car and he says, thank you. Here's your turkey. And he hands people food. It's fucking great, man. How much money would that cost to do that everywhere? You think about how much money we put in Ukraine.

You think about how much money we spend doing all sorts of things that we don't agree with. How hard would it be to give people healthy food? This is not about health, man. Like I said, they would shut down Jack in the Box, McDonald's, all that shit. Oh, yeah. Day one. And they would have taped, you know, they were taping off. They would outlaw Coca-Cola.

Think about all the dumb ass shit they did at the beginning of the lockdown. Like, they would, like, tape off certain parts of grocery stores. Like, you couldn't buy this shit. Why don't you tape off the fucking, the cereal aisle? Yeah, right, right. And the candy aisle. Right. Why didn't you make that illegal?

They could have shut that shit down. They could have said, people are getting too fat. And they're eating too much cornstarch and corn syrup. And if we just take that out of everyone's diet for your own good, your own safety, the world would be a better place. And if it was really about our health, if it was really about the health, our health. It was not about our fucking health, man. This was not about our fucking health. They don't give a fuck. You think they care?

You think those motherfuckers care about our health? Oh, we got to vaccinate everybody. We got to help you. They don't give a shit. The problem with it is there's no liability for the companies that sell you the medication. That's the biggest... That's the craziest thing ever. Dude, dude.

You can't... There's 1,200 side effects at least. And there's 1200 side effects at least and there's no liability? Zero. That's the number one topic. Not only that, they wanted to hide the evidence for 75 years. Yeah, and you can't sue them?

Just imagine that. How is that? Imagine them saying that to you. Imagine if you run the government, you're the president and you're thinking that this is all legit, this is good. And then they say, we don't want to show you the data for 75 years. You'd be like, what are you doing? We need everybody dead first before that shit comes out. That's exactly what it is.

They need everyone dead. Come on. They literally banked on everyone who was involved being dead. There's so much obvious shit. That's so crazy. But you know what's crazy? Is that Big Pharma has been immune from vaccine injury lawsuits since 1986. Yeah.

Did you know that, Jamie? If you look up National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986. National Childhood Vaccine Injury. of 1986. National Childhood Vaccine Injury. That's the year, that's the act, or bill, or whatever it was, that gave Big Pharma immunity from vaccine injuries. What? What? And the store, if you look in the store, I didn't just find out about this. There's documentaries and shit about it.

But apparently, apparently Big Pharma was getting sued so much. They go, you know what? We're not going to make that. We're not going to make vaccines no more. We're getting hammered with the lawsuits. And then the government came in and said, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but they have a no fault compensation system. So because of this fact, Congress passed the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act in

1986, establishing a federal no-fault system to compensate victims of injury caused by mandated vaccines. Yeah, so the taxpayers pay for it, not the manufacturers. They set it up. So the story goes, and I don't know nothing. I hear the story was, Big Pharma was like, dude, we make way

more money on pills and shit. These vaccines are just fucking people up. It's just not even worth it. We're getting sued up our asses. And then the government is the one that said, listen. We'll take care of it. We'll take care of it. We'll have a fucking national... Well, they must have made some sort

of agreement to donate to campaigns and to... How crazy is that? It's crazy that the government actually owns part of the Moderna vaccine. You would think, you would think, you would think, okay, you get injected with some shit, gives you a fucking

heart attack. You would sue the shit out of whoever made that shit. Not only that, but what if you could find out that they knew that there were more complications than they were letting on? They've done this over and over again with Vioxx. They've done this over and over again with Vioxx. They've done this over and over again with the opiates. The opiate crisis that they caused in this country,

they lied and said that shit wasn't addictive. It's some of the most addictive stuff we've ever encountered. It's the number one cause of death for people 18 to 49. Isn't the biggest lawsuit ever from Pfizer or something like that? $2.6 billion or something? Yeah, there's quite a few big ones. Which is the biggest one? How or something like that? 2.6 billion or something? Yeah, there's quite a few big ones. Which is the biggest one? How much money was that?

I think the biggest one was the Vioxx one because the Vioxx one killed 60,000 people. John Abramson, who's a guy who's a doctor who litigated against the pharmaceutical companies explaining how this all works. And one of the things that he was saying is that the people who do the peer reviewed data, they don't get access to the raw data. They get the access to the data that was reviewed by the pharmaceutical companies and then given it to them. It's crazy. He's like, that's not how you do science. And they can run 10 studies and they can do it as biased as they want. And if two of those studies show any kind of benefit, then they go with those studies. And all the other studies that show that it doesn't do anything or is bad, they can hide

those. They don't have to reveal those studies. There's no transparency. Come on, man. We're living in a fucking... This is some kind of demonic world. And we're the only country that lets it do this. In all the other countries except New Zealand, you can't even advertise for pharmaceutical drugs.

But in this country, it's 75% of our ads on television. 75% of the ads on TV are pharmaceutical drugs. Yeah. It's wild. No wonder the media covers for them. They have to. They have to. They're running cover.

They have to. All that horse dewormer shit, they have to. They clearly are in bed with these people because they charge 75 of all their ads to them yeah at what point you know i think i think uh people ask me where we headed i'm like i don't know shit but it doesn't don't ask me don't ask me i don't know shit i am um in the trenches every day trying to figure it out. I'm not always right. Sometimes I'm wrong, but I'm trying to figure this shit out. But the one thing I'm right about, like I said earlier,

I'm a million percent right about, I know who the demons are. There's no way they're not demons for real. Now the question is, on the other side, either it's the Great Awakening or the Great Reset, one of them. They're racing right now. A lot of people are but damn that great reset's powerful fuck but then people are waking up and that great re so i don't know who's gonna win have gotten real used to over the last two years of like blanket compliance people have gotten real used to it wear your mask even if you don't believe in it do this do that stay six away. All these things that we know didn't really make sense now.

Yeah. But everybody just complied. And you get people to comply for something that only kills like a small percentage of the population that get it. And most of those people are fat and old. What if something comes along that's really bad? What if some smallpox shit comes along? You know, smallpox wiped out 90% of the Native Americans. 90%. When people talk about the genocide in this country, you know, they talk about the genocide of the Native

Americans. One thing they don't probably realize is that most of it was disease. They definitely did horrible shit and murdered Native Americans. They did terrible, terrible shit. Yeah. But when it comes to history, disease burned through the entire, if something like that comes now, But when it comes to history. The disease burned through the entire. If something like that comes now, then we go straight China. That's what I think. I think they go straight totalitarian.

They go straight Justin Trudeau. I mean, that's what he would do. I guarantee you, if some smallpox came to Canada, that shit would be wild. They would have all the excuse they would need in the world of having total control over the people. Because people are dying do you think in the future if uh the demons are still in power and we just keep marching along and you know little by little we we're turning into china uh in in the future the history books are you think they're going to legitimize? They're going to make this whole scamdemic seem super legit, right? And they're going to use numbers like fraudulent numbers. We're talking about fraudulent numbers.

It depends. I don't think they can do that anymore. I think there's so much data, and then there's always going to be people that want to pass the blame off on somebody. And they're going to try to figure out who's the scapegoat going to be, which is probably why Fauci's backing out now. And, you know, if the Republicans get into control, as I understand it, they they want to do something, some kind of investigation into the NIH and when they funded gain of function research and all this shit. Do you remember when they announced the WHO announced that turns out that the PCR test, which weren't even made for something called COVID, the PCR test, they made the announcement that they got to bring down the settings. We're set on 40 cycles and they got to set it to 28 cycles.

Explain what that means. You know what that means? It means that we should actually get the actual physical definition of it. But the way I understand it is how many times you run it and the minuscule, the tininess of the particles. So 40 cycles is a lot. It magnifies it a lot. It's a high cycle.

Yeah. The PCR test, those COVID tests. You get a lot of false negatives because of that. So they made the announcement. Yeah. Do you remember when they said it? I don't remember. January 20 January 2021.

So almost a year into the lockdown, they say, oh, guess what? We set it at 40 cycles. It's too high. Bring it down to 28. Turns out 40 cycles puts out 90% false positives. Is that true or not? 90% false positives? Let's find out what it is. I know there's

a lot of false positives. I know that Cary Mullis, the guy who invented the PCR tests, he said it was never designed to detect live viruses. Never designed to detect whether or not someone's actually sick with a virus. Yeah. You're finding these tiny microscopic particles that it can detect. And if you ramp it up high enough, that's when you get apparently... And he says, he also says that Fauci, I mean, he's calling him out, man. Yeah, I know.

I saw that too. You see that video? Yeah, he died before the pandemic, unfortunately. He was basically saying that Fauci doesn't know anything. That's what he was saying. He's saying he's a bureaucrat. Yeah. Yeah.

He's not a scientist. So when I hear that, when I hear January 2021, this all started in March 2020, you're telling me we've been at 40 cycles this whole time? All those numbers? Does that, how does that affect the numbers? If it turns out it's 90% false positive, doesn't that affect the numbers? It does, right? There's no way you keep the numbers the same. There's no way you keep the numbers the same.

Right. It affects it in some way. Sure. And then later on in the year, turns out, they make the announcement, turns out PCR tests can't tell the difference between influenza or COVID. We need a new test. Is that true? That is true.

So they can't at all? No. I thought it was like some versions of the flu also get detected as COVID. So they needed a new test. See what that is. So they announced a at all? No. I thought it was like some versions of the flu also get detected as COVID. So they needed a new test. See what that is. So they announced a new test starting December 2021. Not next week. I was reading the thing about the 90%, which I have.

What was the thing you just asked me to look at? Okay, let's go with the 90% thing first. All right. New York Times put out an article. This blog is describing it. Here's what it said in the quote. If you want to read that. Three sets of testing data, including cycle thresholds compiled by officials in Massachusetts, New York, and Nevada.

Up to 90% of people testing positive carried barely any virus. A review by the Times found. On Thursday, the United States recorded 45,604 new coronavirus cases, according to a database maintained by the Times. If the rates of contagiousness in Massachusetts and New York were to apply nationwide, then perhaps only 4,500 of those people may actually need to isolate and submit to contact tracing. So that's a big number. That's a big difference between the amount of people that get it. There's another quote, virologist cycles.

Yeah. Any test with a cycle threshold about 35 is too sensitive, agreed Juliet Morrison, a virologist at the University of California, Riverside. I'm shocked that people would think that 40 could represent a positive, she said. A more reasonable cutoff would be 30 to 35, she added. Dr. Mina said he would set the figure at 30 or even less. Those changes would mean the amount of genetic material in a patient sample would have to be in the 100-fold to 1,000-fold of the current standard for the test to return a positive result. A thousand-fold, that's crazy, or even a hundred-fold. At least one worth acting on. Dr. Mina is a Harvard Medical School epidemiologist. Michael Mina, an assistant professor at the Center for Communicable Diseases,

he also told the New York Times, in Massachusetts from 85% to 90% of people who tested positive in July with a cycle threshold of 40 would have been deemed negative if the threshold was 30 cycles, Dr. Mina said. I would say that none of those people should be contact traced, not one. So that's a person obviously standing up for the science of how this stuff works and how these viruses are detected. That probably infuriates people who really understand how PCR tests work, these real

scientists, and they probably can't even talk too much about it, right? Well, the guy who invented it said Fauci doesn't know anything about anything Yeah, you could put that video on that's no carry. Well carry moss has always been like a very he was he died I think he died in 2019. He was a very outspoken controversial guy he came up with Something for detecting it. What was it? Something about the double helix strand of DNA that came up. He came up with when he was on acid Find that like carry mollus. I forget what the invention was exactly I believe it had something to do with DNA and he was on there's a documentary coming out on

Exactly what we're talking about. There's a documentary coming out and they're gonna break it down, you know We'll see what we'll see. do you think that in the very beginning... I sent them a trailer of that. If you want to see the trailer of the documentary, I sent it to you. If you're going to use something as sophisticated as PCR testing, if those are the top scientists and virologists and epidemiologists and these guys from Harvard, and they wouldn't set it at that cycle, who would set it at that cycle?

Who would set it at that cycle. Who would set it at that cycle? Who would set it at 40? It's that. That is evidence of a plandemic, like it was planned. Do you think that's that? I don't think that's that. I think it's evidence that people always capitalize on any opportunity. And I think that's what it is more than anything. I think what I worry about more than people planning things, because I think it's what it is more than anything. I think what I worry about more than people planning things, because I think it's hard to plan things out. I think playing to people's basic human nature, playing to fear and anxiety, and then capitalizing on something that happens. The thing about the COVID thing, the thing that creeps me out about that is that they're still trying to say that it might've come from an animal when most of the scientists now believe that it came from that laboratory.

The moment of discovery, as Mullis describes in his memoir, seems psychedelic. Lurid blue and pink images of electric molecules injected themselves somewhere between the mountain road and my eyes, he wrote. Later in a BBC interview, Mullis wondered, if not for LSD, would he have been creative enough to invent PCR? Oh, so it was the PCR test. So I don't know. I doubt it. I seriously doubt it. To come up with the idea behind PCR, Mullis said he tapped into his understanding of computer programming. He reasoned that in order to find a particular segment of DNA, he needed to design DNA fragments that bookended specific gene sequences to narrow his search. Duh.

And because DNA replicates under the right conditions, the isolated segment could reproduce the hell out of itself in an iterative fashion. Yeah. To me, it's this whole scamdemic, and I call it a scamdemic because when you manipulate the data, that's a scam. It's fraud. You guys manipulate the data. It's been manipulating the data. So it's a scamdemic. So I'll never

refer to this one as a pandemic. But it's really only three like, what is it? What's going on? It either came from some kind of animal bat monkey or whatever uh snake whatever some kind of animal or some evil scientist leaked it gain a function money's going up virology labs all that shit or the third choice there's some people that believe this too is all they did is hijack the flu.

Because the tests they used, the PCR tests were flu tests. They weren't COVID tests. I got another possibility. Is there a fourth one? There's a fourth one. Okay. The fourth one is they get funding to work on these viruses. And this funding to work on these viruses, it didn't make sense to Obama, so he shut the program down.

Okay. Because he said gain-of-function research is dangerous. Okay. He's like, you're creating better, more infectious diseases. But they get a lot of money to do that. So they get a lot of money to test on these things. So there's a whole industry behind it. And if you have top experts who are saying it's imperative that we study these things,

and then they do it and they farm it out to China because they don't want to do it over here. And they do some of it over here, but you could farm it out to other places and it kind of alleviates you of any responsibility. And these places, imagine if you're sending money to a place that's been cited for safety concerns. That's the Wuhan lab. And then people who work there specifically got sick. And they're the people that gave it to the fucking world. People from that lab. And that once they realized that all this was happening, they didn't know what the actual effect was going to be on people. They didn't know how many people were going to die. And then along the way,

we picked up data and we figured it out. But for sure, the PCR tests were set too sensitive. For sure, they take advantage of the fact that this kind of shit is going on the anxiety and the fear and they try to get more control over where the pcr tests created before covid came out yes okay all right so there's four now there's four there's animal evil scientists leaked it and it uh someone did it on purpose yeah someone don't know evil scientists. It's just the flu. They just swapped it out. Called it corona for a while.

Got the test all up. Yeah, but they know what it is. It has very specific cleavage sites in the virus that indicate that it was somehow or another manipulated. I don't know what I'm saying here right now. I'm just repeating things that I've read. I know a doctor. He's written a lot of articles on the immune system he knows i trust him uh he doesn't want to come out and say this but

there's also people people that believe the third to believe that dude they just swapped out they just hijacked the flu well first of all people definitely got the flu and they had no flu cases, which was the wildest shit ever. Like if you look at the flu, there's a map that they had like read for a positive test of the flu during flu season. And then they showed 2020. In the year 2020, it's like a non-existent flu season. It was the lowest recorded numbers of flu ever. Now, they would say, well, that's because people stay inside. Well, then how come they're still getting COVID?

That doesn't make any sense. Yeah. So this doctor, he's telling me and I've I've also it's come up and there was a case in Canada. It was like a COVID case and they were trying to get physical proof, physical proof that they isolated COVID. And based on that court case, they couldn't provide, CDC couldn't provide physical proof. But this doctor's telling me they never isolated it. So if you never isolated it, is it possible? What does that mean when you're saying never isolated it? I'm going to send you the article.

Because somebody explained this to me the other day. I asked a scientist. I said, someone said to me that they've never isolated COVID. He goes, they absolutely know exactly what it is. They know how it works. They know how it gets into the body. Not this doctor that told me. Okay. This one.

Since neither one of us are doctors, this is a fucking problematic discussion. This one. Since neither one of us are doctors, this is a fucking problematic discussion. Problematic. Here, this is an article. COVID's a real disease. Maybe you could put this up. I don't think it's the flu. I don't think in any way, shape, or form it's the flu.

There are people that think that, though. I believe there are people that think that, but I don't think it's the flu. It has a lot of characteristics of the flu. The average age of death, 81. Same thing as the flu. Flu is dangerous for kids. COVID's not. Not nearly.

Not even close. It's not even in the neighborhood. Like, when kids get COVID, it's not really a big deal for most healthy kids. Did you get that article? Now check this out. Just read this article. What's it in? I don't know, but this doctor, he sent it to me you know him okay has the SARS-CoV-2 virus ever been isolated

okay it's the highlight the the title is scamdemic okay uh this is wrong the document was talking about a process used to understand the lower limit of detection during the creation of PCR tests. SARS-CoV-2 has been isolated many times. Well, read the article. It was the wrong article. So this is what was claimed. They're saying the CDC document confirms. Label.

Okay. So go back to what that says. What is in that? What is that? Fullfact.org. Disease Control and Prevention document that post and the Daily Expose article refer to what was published in July 2021 and includes instructions for use for PCR tests. One passage in this document states that no qualified quantified virus isolates of the 2019 COVID-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, were available to the CDC to use the time PCR tests were developed. This is not the same as saying the virus has never been isolated as claimed by the Instagram post. In full, it says, since no quantified virus isolates of the 2019 N-COV were available for CDC to use at the time the test was developed and this study conducted,

assays designed for detection of the 2019 RNA were tested with characterized stocks in vitro transcribed full-length RNA, N-gene, gen, bark, accession, blah, blah, blah, of known titer, blah, blah, blah, spiked into a diluent consistent, how do you say that, Jamie? Diluent? Diluent? Consisting of a suspension of human A549 cells and viral transport medium to mimic clinical specimen. The meaning of this passage has been debated before and has been used by some to suggest that SARS-CoV-2 has not been isolated. However, Dr. Thusen De Silva from the University of Sheffield's Department of Infection, Immunity, and Cardiovascular Diseases has previously told Reuters that this is not correct. He explained that the document is outlining a very common process that is used to determine the lowest amount of viral genetic material the PCR test could detect.

To calculate this limit, he said, you need to have a known quantity of virus to extract genetic material, RNA, from, or alternatively, a known quantity of RNA identical to that carried by the virus. In this case, the identical RNA that the CDC used was transcribed RNA. This is synthetically produced genetic material, which is identical to that carried by the virus. And according to Dr. Stephen Griffin, a virologist and associate professor at Leeds Institute of Medical Research, means that scientists already know how much genetic material is present in the sample. De Silva explained to Reuters that the time the tests were being created

at the start of the pandemic, not many standardized and quantified viral stocks would have been available. These are stocks of the virus where the amount of viral RNA present is already known. I think what they're saying is that, I think this is a complicated process. Read the other article. This is the debunked fact checker. Sort of. It's actually an expert explaining how this stuff works. I think the problem is someone like you or I reading

this shit, I'm not exactly sure what they're saying. And if I read the other one, I bet they can probably convince me that they have it isolated. Let's read the other one. Let's read it. What does it say? Freedom of Information Act requests have been made. The Center for Disease Control asking for evidence that CDC has isolated or purified the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

On June 7, 2021, the CDC informed again in writing they do not have any records showing that they have ever isolated or purified the virus that allegedly causes the disease called COVID-19. The problem is this is not written by experts in immunology. If it was, I would be maybe more interested in hearing like they could explain why those people were wrong. Well, someone. Well, OK. And that's, you know, read it. Well, someone, well, okay.

That's, you know, read it. It says the written requests were made by Dr. Miss Christine Massey, not doctor, to CDC, ATSDR, FOIA chief officer Robert Ando to isolate and deliver any records, research, or findings for any viral isolation and purification by anyone, anywhere, anytime in the world from a patient sample via maceration, filtration, and or the use of an ultra-centrifuge, which is called the gold standard for isolating and identifying a pathological micro or nano organism. The gold standard for isolating, identifying microbes. Okay, here's a side-by-side comparison of the Koch's postulates and the river postulates So this is just like how do they? How do they find viruses and bacteria?

This is a long-ass fucking conversation. I Think the problem is you either you or I know what the fuck we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. You know? It's like, I don't know. You know, this is one thing. One thing I know for sure that zero people died in jujitsu from COVID. Zero. In my association, I didn't. And including most of BJJ, maybe one got labeled as COVID or something. But I have 150 black belts worldwide.

And they got about 100 to 300 people under them. Zero deaths. And jujitsu is the opposite of social distancing. We're mashing our bodies together, sweating. Sweating into his mouth. Sweating. And then every eight minutes, you get a new random dude. Yeah.

Clenching, sweating if that shit was what they say it was dude every we would be shut down Nobody would be doing jujitsu. We would be completely shut down We would have too many people dead every school would have 25 people dead everybody just I lost a couple purple belts last week it But nobody that nobody died in the NFL that doesn't make sense to me Major League Baseball It does make sense right because. Major League Baseball? Well, it does make sense, right? Because those are athletes. Yes, but what about then, okay.

So it's just like the flu. The flu doesn't fuck with high-level athletes. A few athletes got fucked up by COVID. Hamzat did. Hamzat was hospitalized twice. It might be three times. That happens with the flu, too? But know what?

Hamzat, He's too tough. He wouldn't stop training. So that motherfucker was training while he had COVID. How come the homeless weren't wiped out? The homeless would have been wiped out. That's a very good question. Go downtown. Plenty of homeless.

They didn't do shit to the homeless in downtown. That's where my school's at. This lady at the gas station yesterday, I stopped to get gas before I came over to the studio. And this poor lady, she was just a junkie mess. She had like a giant gash on her forehead and on her nose. She was just face planted. And her neck went like this. Like here's her back, right?

Her back goes straight up and down. Her neck goes horizontal. And her head was like this. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. This lady had the worst posture I've ever seen. She probably weighed like 70 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. She probably kicked COVID and didn't even know she had it. I'm ever seen. This lady had the worst posture I've ever seen. She probably weighed like 70 pounds. Yeah. Yeah.

She probably kicked COVID and didn't even know she had it. I'm a big Cleveland Browns fan. And when Nick Chubb got COVID, when he tested positive, nobody was interviewing his parents and like praying. Nobody was praying that he was going to make it. People were just pissed off that he was going to miss a couple of games. Remember that shit, Jamie? No one ever thought for one second that he was going to make it. People were just pissed off that he was going to miss a couple games. Remember that shit, Jamie? No one ever thought for one second that he was going to die. And it's supposed to be some disease where we shut down the whole world.

Nobody was concerned. There was one game where Baker Mayfield and the backup quarterback both tested positive for COVID. They used a quarterback that practiced for two days. And he almost won the game, too. But both the quarterbacks are never fine. Nick Chubb, he goes, I feel fine. I feel like I can play, but I guess I don't, you know, for the safety of others, I don't want to, I guess. You had to say that right there.

Yeah, but he was fine. So, you put all that together. You can play with the flu and he'd be a hero. Imagine if he won the game with the flu. Didn't Michael Jordan score like 62 points or something like that? That bad motherfucker. Flu's not going to stop Michael Jordan. Guys have fought.

When Luke Rockhold beat Chris Weidman, he had fucking staph infection. And he was on antibiotics. When he won the world title. Teaching jiu-jitsu, one thing that comes up all the time for the instructor, and not so much for anybody else, just the instructor. Every day, it's a different group of people. It's not like college where every day you got to show up. And if you miss a day, you got to catch up. You got to copy somebody's notes.

In jiu-jitsu, every day, it's like a mixed bag. Every day. Some guys train every day. And then every now and then, a guy shows up and I hadn't seen him in a couple months. This happens all the time. Where you been? Dude, I was sick, dude. Fuck, I was laid out for

three weeks, dog. And I'm like, okay, cool, now he's back. I don't make an announcement or start texting everybody, oh, he got sick. It's like before all this bullshit. Right, before COVID. Yeah, you just say, oh, he got back and then yeah the next the next week like where you been at i was hurt oh where you been at dude i was sick dog dude i was out for like two months i was just sick i hear that all the time and it's

always gone people always get sick but what happened when when when all this bullshit happened was as soon as someone gets sick everyone starts texting each other you know everyone everybody knows about it and you gotta tell everybody somebody's sick you know so it seems like people are getting sick when as an instructor i'm like dude this shit happens all the time people get sick all the time people tell me they're gonna they feel like they were gonna die but but but the thing is like jujitsu people are like more risk they're more risk takers anyway they're doing a risky thing. Do it while they're still.

Remember when they told us, remember they were all about washing your hands every day? Remember when they stopped, they dropped out. What happened to washing your hands? Wash your hands! Once sanitizer was everywhere. Wash your hands, yeah. Where's that?

We'd have to wash our hands all the time? People that use those things all the time, they freak me out. I knew a guy who's like really crazy and he was selling his house and friends of mine went to look at the house They didn't know who owned the house and they go into the house and they're like wow This place is really nice and looking around and they open up a closet and the whole closet was filled with Purell

The whole closet all it was was hands-on closet and the dude was like let's get the fuck out of here Yeah, cuz like he's one of those dudes that thinks that like that energy is in this fucking house forever it's crazy and wash your hands yeah wash your hands that kind of crazy all the dumb shit they did all the dude they let prisoners out because of the covid they let prisoners out Are you fucking kidding me? That may have been, that's top three dumbest shit. Did they let like robbers and thieves or was it just like guys who sold coke? Like what kind, was it violent criminals? That's a good question.

Most of the people that were let out were either like within 30 days. Yeah, they were very close to already being let out or they were non-violent people too. Let prisoners out because of this shit. Well, they're letting prisoners out for way worse shit. They're letting so many violent prisoners out. There was Coleon Noir. You know Coleon? Yes.

The guy that has a YouTube channel and Instagram channel. He had this clip on his page about how this L.A. gang member was getting out of L.A. because it's too hot. He's like, dude, this is too crazy. They're letting 70,000 dudes out of jail now. 70,000, like, violent criminals are going to let them out early. And he's like, it's already bad out here. Yeah.

It's going to get worse. He's like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. And he moved. Ozzy Osbourne moving back to England because he's fed up with mass shootings in America. Well, that's a little different, though. Well, the way I read it, I pulled it up too fast. I read that he said he didn't want to die in Los Angeles. There's a lot of violence there.

Well, there's that, too. But he doesn't want mass shootings. Yeah, they twisted it to mass shootings. Everything's fucking ridiculous there. I'm fed up with people getting killed every day. God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings. And there was that mass shooting in Vegas at the concert. It's fucking crazy. Osborne said a new interview with the observer yeah okay that fucking it is crazy

vegas shooting was nuts that one's nuts that one's nuts yeah that one never uh they kind of just let that one go well i mean the guy's dead so they're're like, what do we do? There's all the conspiracy theories about it, but whatever happened, some guy smashed windows open and shot 60 fucking people. It's really crazy. What are the conspiracy theories? That he didn't do it and someone else did it? There's more than one shooter. There's always something.

There's always something. That he was a Manchurian candidate, that they programmed him to do this, this is all about trying to enforce gun control laws. That's what the really crazy people think. hauling all that artillery to his room? Isn't that what they're saying, something like that? I'm sure there's people saying something like that. I don't know if that's true, though. There's a lot of shit that guy brought up to his room. Yeah, that is one conspiracy that there's so many that I never really look too deeply into at all. Let me ask you this one.

What do you think about all this, the Pentagon saying that there's crafts that are coming from another world? That's New World Order. What do you think that is, Doug? Getting people to believe in the fake alien invasion. So what do you think those things are these people keep saying? It's probably, who knows? The Nazis were scaring their people with UFOs. They made UFOs, and they were scaring people.

It's like, look at the timeline. The Nazis were trying to develop some kind of an actual flying saucer. And they were scaring their people, and they were using, like, look, we're going to save you. Look, UFOs, they were scaring them. The we're going to save you. Look, UFOs that were scaring them. The government's going to save you from the UFOs. Right.

So 1946, World War Two's over. 1946, 47 Operation Paperclip. That's when we took a bunch of Nazis and Russia took a bunch of Nazis. And so 1947, Roswell. Right. That was Roswell. Right there. Roswell was the beginning of the UFO craze. Right after Roswell, all these comic books, Mars Attacks, the 50s, all these shitty-ass space movies and alien movies.

Star Trek came. But Roswell kicked it off. That was the first one that kicked it off. So like, wow, that's 1947. That's right when we brought in all the nazis uh who knows man maybe maybe them nazis were like dude you guys aren't scaring your people with ufos you dumb motherfuckers just get on it boom so that roswell like they just uh take some craft and then they get people the people that they interview probably think it was real like it was a crash so you think it was an orchestrated crash just to freak people out?

I think so. That seems like a lot of money to cover it up and hide it. When is anything too expensive? When is anything too expensive for the government? But the official answer was never that it was a craft. The official answer was that it's a fucking weather balloon. And everybody believed that. They get people, yeah.

They showed the wreckage. But people that believe in UFOs, like myself and you, back in the day, I no longer, I have a different view of UFOs now. But back then, we didn't care that they said, like, the fact that they said that, oh, it's just weather ballooned. We were like, oh, dude, you guys are bullshit and you're trying to cover up the real shit. So they're playing 3D chess. Exactly. So that's what I think. So you think it's drones?

I'm of the opinion. Drones and you know how there was those little red laser pointers? You know how you fuck with your cat with that shit? You go, it's incredible speeds. Yeah, but there's some stuff. There's some stuff like the Commander David Fravor one is pretty important. For sure they're seeing stuff. For sure they're seeing stuff.

Do you think they're drones? I think Bob Lazar saw some shit. Yeah. I think they set him up. That's what I think. I think he's telling the truth, but they're seeing stuff. For sure they're seeing stuff. Do you think they're drones? I think Bob Lazar saw some shit. Yeah. I think they set him up. That's what I think. I think he's telling the truth, but they set him up. That's what they do. That's what William Cooper said.

He was set up, too. He worked for the Office of Naval Intelligence, setting up meetings, like high-level meetings. And he said he thinks that he was setting up meetings and looking at documents going, oh, shit, they're going to be discussing crash UFO shit and, and reverse engineering crash UFOs. So at first he believed it. Then eventually he realized, oh, they set him up. So they set him up so that he'll talk about it. Yeah.

He said, he, he thinks they set up due to talk a lot, big mouths that are drunks. That's what he thinks. He said, they set them up and they are drunks. That's what he thinks. They set them up and they book and that's what he believes. They set them up, big mouths that are drunks because they know they're gonna give out the information. And talk, they want them to talk. So they let them get in there, they let them see it. Don't go into that room, we'll be right back.

Don't go in that room, we're gonna go. And then they go in, they see like a, like Philip Corso, remember that guy? From the Pentagon, back in the day when I was into all this shit I was like look dude from the Pentagon is saying it of course it's gotta be true dude a Navy pilot

is saying it of course they're the most credible but now looking back I'm like dude now of course it's the dude in the Pentagon Philip Corso said he wrote a book the day after or something he wrote a book about how he saw the bodies in the coffins. He saw the bodies. He goes, I was there.

I saw the bodies. I mean, so either he really saw alien bodies, like he walked in a room and they were in a casket and it was an open casket or something like that. Either he really saw that or he did see it and they weren't real or something and he was set up. Could you imagine what him up fucking crazy Diseases would come from an alien body. Can you imagine they would just have an alien body in a room?

Yeah, you could do autopsy on it with one those stupid masks on Yeah, do you imagine just stop and think of that because I think about like the Europeans it came to North America and killed 90% of the Native Americans with smallpox Imagine what the fuck aliens have. Imagine what shit that is in there. If they're a biological creature, they probably exist like we do. We're filled with bacteria. We're filled.

Like there's more E. coli in your gut than have ever been people ever. We're filled with this stuff. Imagine what kind of crazy diseases some alien body would have. That you have no immunity to. And just ravages the population and everyone's dead. And these guys just have these little stupid masks on, they're cutting into this alien.

What do you think about Elon Musk saying that overpopulation is a myth and it's actually the opposite? What do you think about Elon Musk saying that overpopulation is a myth and it's actually the opposite? What do you think about that? Well, it is the opposite in places where the developed world exists. Like in big cities, people are having less children. Yeah, I know a lot of guys in their 40s.

They're not even close to being married, no kids. They're not going to have kids. That's happening everywhere. So it's lifestyle choices for sure that happen when people live in big cities and they concentrate on their career. It also happens when in these places. Most people are in the big cities though. Right. And where women aren't oppressed.

Where women aren't oppressed and they can pursue careers. They pursue careers. They put off childbirth. It's like that's the theme of idiocracy. Remember idiocracy? I didn't see it. I hear about it all the time. I didn't see it until recently. It's fucking hilarious. I got to go back. It's Mike Judge's the theme of Idiocracy. Remember Idiocracy, that movie? I didn't see it. I hear about it all the time.

I didn't see it until recently. It's fucking hilarious. I gotta go back. It's Mike Judge, right? Yes. I love Mike Judge, man. It's still really fucking funny. The new Beavis and Butthead movie, better than ever. Really?

I haven't seen it yet. I love Beavis and Butthead, though. It's like two months old. So good. I had Mike Judge in here a couple months ago. Dude, they go to space, dude. Beavis and Butthead go to fucking... Dude, it's so good.

It's so good. So the premise of videocracy is there's this really smart couple, and they keep putting it off, keep putting it off having kids. And at the same time, you're showing this dude who lives in a trailer park. He's fucking all these chicks near him. He knocks up her, and she's chasing him with a frying pan because she found out he knocked up her too. It's wild.

And it's just like, it just shows how people are just getting dumber and dumber. The dumber people are overpopulating. The smart people aren't having any children. Like your bit. Yeah, like the bit from 2005. So that's really what it is. I mean, this is exactly what Elon is saying. Yeah.

Is that in these cities, there is a depopulation problem. Then there's also another problem. Dr. Shanna Swan, we had her on the podcast. She wrote a book called Countdown. And it's all about phthalates and how phthalates are getting into people's blood supplies from plastics and how it's directly affecting our reproductive systems. It's making men's dicks smaller and balls smaller and taints smaller. And the way they identify mammals, males or females, is the male's taint is 50 to 100% larger. And the introduction of phthalates, they know these from studies, when you introduce phthalates into the blood supply

of these creatures, like mice and rodents and shit like that, all of their taints shrink. And that's exactly what's happening to people. And we have phthalates in our blood. So they do these blood tests on people and they find all these microplastics and all this residue from petrochemical products. And if you look at when petrochemical products are introduced and plastics are introduced in America, and then look at sperm counts, look at miscarriage rates, look at dick sizes, all that stuff, testicle sizes, it's all shrinking. I skipped that part. All shrinking. If a girl licks your taint,

does she get credit for eating man ass? It's pretty close. She's in the neighborhood. You know, it's like your Beverly Hills adjacent. Does she get credit? I think she does. Damn. Okay.

That's a risky move for a dude. Remember, I don't know if you remember, but I brought this up on the podcast before, and I don't know if it remember, but I brought this up on the podcast before, and I don't know if it's true. I hear it. We didn't have a debunking website or whatever, but saying that the entire population of the world, whatever it is, 7 billion or something, can all fit in Texas or Alaska in their own house. Remember that? I think if you stuffed everybody together like a favela.

Totally. No, no, totally, right? It would have to be that way, right? And then the rest of it's farmland. But even if it wasn't Texas, it has to be the whole United States. You could fit the whole population. Of the world. Of the world in the United States.

They're saying you could fit them in Texas or Alaska. That's what they're saying. Nobody's debunked that. And I don't know. No, they probably could fit them physically. The problem is where are you going to get all the food? I'm not saying, I'm not saying, let's all move them to Alaska. This is just all.

Oh, here it is. Standing shoulder to shoulder, the entire world's population can fit within 500 square miles. Of Los Angeles. Of Los Angeles. What? Okay. So think about that.

So if that's true, so it must be true, right? If that's true, even if let's just say that's off. That's only LA. The whole United States. I know it's only LA, right? If that's true. Okay. There ain't nobody on this motherfucker, dude.

That would mean if we got everybody in Alaska or everybody in Texas and the whole world was empty. Right. All of South America. Asia, Russia. empty right all of south america asia russia to me that means this overpopulation bullshit is a fucking myth man but wait a minute that doesn't make any sense because what they're saying in this los angeles thing is people stand shoulder to shoulder yeah i'm just saying if that's true if that's no no i'm not saying to live that way i'm just saying if you can do that if you could fit the whole population then you think there's plenty of room for everybody.

Dude. Right. Back in the, when I first started flying and teaching seminars all over the world, I would always just look out the plane and go, all I see is just nobody. I see a city way over there, city way over there. I go, it's empty. I go, we should all have a plot of land. That's what I'd be thinking. I go, there's so much wasteland. When you fly across the United States, dude, there's only people in

LA, New York, Miami, and San Francisco. Everything else is empty, dude. You're on a plane. There's nobody. There's nobody here. So I don't want to... So when people talk about climate change, we're causing climate change or overpopulation, and then you got Elon Musk saying, that's the one thing

I'm like, damn, Elon Musk is saying that? He's saying that overpopulation is a myth, it's actually the reverse? I'm like, whoa. So I don't want to hear anything about over fucking population. Oh, it seems overpopulated when you're in a city, and you're living in a favela, and they got you all crammed into a city, super smart cities and all that shit. Yeah, it's overpopulated, but the rest of the world's empty.

It's fucking empty. Well, there's a lot of people that you have to feed. That's the problem. The problem is not just the number of people. The problem is the resources. Do you believe cow farts are melting icebergs? Cow farts are not the problem. It's actually burps.

Dude, that's hilarious. It's methane. But there's also ways that you use regenerative farming. So it's carbon neutral there's also ways that they use regenerative farming. So it's carbon neutral. There's people that have discussed regenerative farming. The only problem is scaling it for millions and millions of people. But it's just a natural product of animals eating grass. They do know that that happens.

Dude, do you know how bad those farts got to stink? For them to melt icebergs. No, it's not that it's melting icebergs. It's just releasing methane. That's what climate change is. It's all about melting icebergs. Rising sea levels. It's all about the icebergs.

But it definitely contributes to the gases. Have you ever gone to one of those places that just grow cows? My parents used to live in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. I used to have to drive through farmland. Bro, it smells so bad. It smells so bad. Like the people that have to live- I've driven through farmland before.

You could smell the cow shit. No, no, no. It's not just cow shit. Where they raise cattle. Not like millions and millions of cows. I will never believe cow farts are causing climate change. There's no way anybody's going to believe that. Or their burps. Their burps or their farts are causing climate change. There's no way anybody's going to believe that. Or they're burps.

They're burps. It's contributing to the gases that are in the environment. You know, what Dan Pena is saying and what Steve Koonin is saying more specifically is that we're talking about a negligible effect in comparison to all these other effects. I want to see a documentary on how they found out cow farts are burning a hole in the ozone. It's really burps. Burps. It's just methane, man.

But I'm telling you, these carbon neutral farmers, these people that use regenerative farming, they take the manure and they put it back into the soil. And that's what they use for fertilizer and everything is organic. And they're saying, if you do it, that's the way animals and the environment are supposed to interact. What we've done that's so fucked is factory farming. And we've taken all these animals

and shoved them into these places and made these toxic waste lakes of animal waste. Have you seen those? They fly a drone over these factory farming setups they have for pigs Like dude if everybody wants sausage and everybody wants bacon you need a lot of fucking pigs a lot of pigs and it's horrific What they have to do to raise pigs in an economical way so you can get cheap bacon is pretty fucked

That's real and that is 100% Contributing to the amount of methane that gets released and gases that get released. Because if you go anywhere near those places, they're fucking terrible toxic. They smell awful, man. Like that shit's, if you live in that city and they open up like some sort of a factory farming setup right outside of town, guess what? Your city's ruined. You're going to smell that shit. You're going to smell, and you're going to get used to the smell, unfortunately, because olfactory senses detect changes in smells.

That's why people stink. They don't smell themselves. Because otherwise, they'll be like, oh, my God, I smell. I've got to get the fuck out of here. You detect changes in smell. So if you live in a place that stinks, like some parts of New Jersey when they were really polluted, they have factories out there, the people that lived there didn't even know it stunk. People had to come visit them and go, what the fuck are you living? Where are you living, man?

You know how bad it smells here? It smells normal because they're used to it. They get accustomed to it. That 100% is contributing to pollution. So whether it's factory farming or whether it's factories, all the different things that people do that we enjoy, if you want electricity, something's got to burn. How do you do it? Do you use coal? What do you do?

Unless you're going to do nuclear, you're going to have some negative effect. So even people that are getting electric cars, there's people out there thinking they're doing a great job. I have this electric car that's powered by a fucking coal plant, which is the craziest shit ever. Fire and coal is powering your super

clean, super green electric car. That's the fraud right there. Well, it's completely illogical. That's for sure. That's like this thing like Gavin Newsom said that by 2035, they're not going to sell any more gas vehicles in California. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. Not only that, but that's denying technology.

Because what if they come up with technology that allows you to filter out all the negative effects of gas? Like, they used to have leaded gas. Do you know that? Like, gas used to have lead in it. And the reason why it had lead in it is, like, engines would knock, okay? And so they would make this horrible, like, knocking pain. They would run like shit. So they added lead to gasoline.

And they poisoned the whole world do you know that iq levels of people who were born between a specific time when they were using leaded gas are lower like statistically lower than people who weren't fucking lead poisoned did you know that i had no idea that's why you have unleaded gas when you go to, you're like, why do they have to tell me it's unleaded? What the fuck does that mean? They used to have lead in the fucking gas. And that was in the air everywhere. And everyone was getting lead poisoning.

In fact, there's certain plots of land, like a friend of mine was trying to do a garden. He lived in New York. And he got his grass tested and got his soil tested. He was filled with lead poison. Because it's the same dirt that was there in like 1968 when they had leaded gas. Pull up leaded gas because this is something that people don't know about. Mike, probably you and me are dumber.

Lead from gasoline blunted the IQ of about half the U.S. population. Leaded gas was banned in 1996, but exposure to the poison cost people born before then several IQ points on average, researchers estimated. Are you sure it wasn't the music? Bah! Or the TV?

Growing pains? Remember the TV in the 80s, dude? I used to watch Growing Pains. The sitcoms make you feel better. Like everything was going to work out. Oh, yeah. They always worked it out the last five minutes.

How about Law and Order? Never watched it. They always tied it up nice and neat at the end. The bad guy go to jail. Chips, remember that? Oh, yeah. California Highway Patrolmen, traffic cops, every episode

they get involved in some kind of cartel drug running shit. Yeah. Eric Estrada and then who was the white guy's name? I don't remember. Who was the white guy? Larry, Ponch and Larry. Remember Starsky and Hutch? Hell yeah. My cousin, I remember my cousin loved Starsky and Hutch,

and he had one of them Starsky and Hutch cars with the stupid stripe on the side of it. That was like the ugliest car. Like, go to the Starsky and Hutch car. Look, you know I love, like, classic muscle cars. I would never want one of these pieces of shit. No? No, look at this terrible Starsky and Hutch car.

That red and white one? Yeah, piece of shit. That thing's a hunk of shit, bro. That's a hunk of shit. That? No. Look at this terrible Starsky and Hutch car. That red and white one? Yeah, piece of shit. I like it. That thing's a hunk of shit, bro. Come on, man. That's a hunk of shit. That's their car. Look at the fucking stupid stripe on the side of it. That thing's such a clown mobile. That thing's terrible. I thought you would dig it. Get the fuck out of here. Look at that.

Listen, that doesn't look too bad. Actually, that one doesn't look too bad. I like with the dual exhaust out the back. I like those tires and wheels, too. But still, that's a hunk of shit. Now, look at that. Oh, that's doesn't look too bad. I like with the dual exhaust out the back. I like those tires and wheels, too. But still, that's a hunk of shit. Now, look at that. Oh, that's for sale somewhere? Cut to me driving one next week.

I'm an asshole. Now you got to get one, dude. Fuck it. No, but go to 1970 Chevelle SS, black with white stripes. Go to that. Let me show you what was also available during this time period. The fuck out of here with that Starsky and Hutch car when you could be driving a real American muscle car. Show me some shit. Whatever happened to your Cuda?

You know who has it? Oh, I still got it. Oh, you still got it? Yeah, look at that motherfucker right there. That's what I'm talking about. The one that sounded like a dragon? Yeah. You still have that?

I thought you sold it. No, no, no. I bought it back. You bought it back? Yes. You know who bought it? Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush was driving it around. Yeah, I thought you sold it. No, no, no. I bought it back. You bought it back? Yes. You know who bought it? Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush was driving it around.

Yeah, Reggie Bush had it. And then how did you get it back? He sold it back to the folks that I gave it to. I traded it for a GT3 from my friends at Fusion Motorsports. Fusion Motorsports is the dopest fucking car sales place in Los Angeles. They have, like, all these, like, cool old hot rods. And go to Fusion Motorsports' website. They have the dopest cars, man.

Like, dope Lamborghinis and, like, crazy, like, 1970 Broncos that are all fixed up. Like, they specialize in those kind of cars. So Yoel contacted me. He goes, hey, we got your Barracuda back. Because Reggie Bush got tired. Because those things fucking break down all the time. A dude like Reggie Bush, he's out there balling. We don't have time for that.

Look at these fucking cars this place has, though. See, there's a lot of shit like Ford GTs. But look at that custom Roadster shop fastback, 1965 Mustang. That's my shit. That's what I like. That kind of shit. Click on that, Jamie. Yeah, go to that. Hey, look at that. That's the kind of shit click on that jamie that yeah go to that yeah look at that that's the kind of shit i like yeah so they sell a lot of those kind of things so they had it so i

bought it back and then i sent it to roadster shop the same people that built this car i sent it to roadster shop and they're in the middle of fixing it damn the what the you know i don't remember a lot of shit but there's certain shit I'll never forget, and I'll never forget you picking me up. You know, you're in the Valley. You're driving your Cuda to pick me up in Hollywood to drive to the comedy store and hang out, you know, while you do your sets and shit, and I'm just chilling.

Being able to hear that car from, like, a mile away, dude. You drop me off, and when you would drop me off, and you would fucking step on the gas, and I could hear you when you're like on La Brea in Sunset, and I could still It sounded like a goddamn Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It did. It sounded like a dragon. Dude. That's an American muscle car. I'll never forget that. Going, damn. You're just like American muscle cars have such a specific sound. That's what American muscle car. I'll never forget that going, damn. You're just like. American muscle cars have such a specific sound. That's what people are going to miss. And I'm really happy and really lucky. I feel real lucky that I grew up during a time that those cars were popular.

And that they fixed a lot of the bullshit in them. What I like about that car that we were looking at, the 1965 Mustang, the Roadster Shop one. Yeah. They fixed it. So it's got all really high-tech brakes, high-tech suspension components. Everything handles well. It steers well. It brakes really quick.

The engine runs on fuel injection so it doesn't stall out all the time. They're like the shit now. They make them like you drive in a regular normal new car, but it's a 1965 Mustang. Or it's a 1970 Barracuda which is what mine is so they do that how many cars you got now I got a few cars and what do you keep them can I go see them yeah that's my number one addiction is old

muscle cars but they're an investment too they're worth things like those cars are all worth money Like they don't lose money like if you have a 1970 Barracuda, that's not worth less money next year It's worth the same amount or more like they hold their value because they're so valuable and they only made a certain amount of 1970 Barracudas if you go to like the real ones that the the guys are into the numbers matching shit And I get it i get it they want like exactly from the factory to me that's nonsense i don't understand that when you want it to drive better do you like the fucking thing or not then you should be using it if you

use it why are you using it with those shitty ass brakes it's terrible so they're driving like a antique relic that can't handle it doesn't break well those are worth millions millions the numbers matching ones if you get like a numbers matching hemi hemi kuda from like 1971 i guarantee you those are worth a million dollars plus those are so expensive and they cost like 30 grand when they came out like doesn't make any sense it's like probably less than 30 grand like in today's dollars probably like 40 grand they weren't like expensive cars there's probably a bunch of old people out there that have no idea that they're sitting on a million dollars that's a barn find they find them all the time they find oh i got this car my son-in-law left

in my garage and i never did anything i just covered it with this tarp and you go out there and you lift the tarp up and it's a fucking half a million dollar car sitting there covered in dust holy shit they find those all the time all over the country those but there's only so many of them you know like if they only every year the production only made a certain amount of these old cars look at that numbers matching thoroughly documented award-winning 1971 plymouth hemi cuda oh it's a bargain only half a million dollars i know they've sold them for a lot more than that i don't know why maybe it's a bargain. Only half a million dollars. I know they've sold them for a lot more than that. I don't know why. Maybe it's like specific.

Look how good that looks, though. Go back to that thing again. Look how good that looks. God damn, that's a good looking car. That is a fucking good looking car. Yeah. I mean, shit. There's something about that part of American history.

To me, that's the most fascinating because that part of American history is the part of American history where rock and roll exploded. Jimi Hendrix exploded. The Beatles exploded. That was just this wild Led Zeppelin time. It was just a wild time in American culture. And you see it in the cars. But in the 80s, those cars sucked. Yeah, because of the gas crisis.

And just because they were, ah, they're old. No, because of the gas crisis. And just because they were, ah, they're old. No, it was the gas crisis. And there was also protection. Like, those things are terrible in accidents. No, but I just mean because they weren't that old. It's just like a decade old. Oh, I see what you're saying. Poor people have those cars. Those are shitty cars. But then after

30 years, like, holy shit. Yeah, I thought you meant the cars in the 80s. Do you think, like, cars from the 2000s will ever be like that in, like thought you meant the cars yeah you think like cars from the 2000s will ever be like that in like 40 years i don't think we're making cars that are gonna be the same then they don't like if you get a 1973 porsche and you get into it like that motherfucker is built good you shut the door it's solid as fuck everything feels like really well put together and made. You know, if you could, in 1999 Camaro, you drive it around today, it's fucking the doors falling off. The seats are all eroded.

They're all falling apart. The fucking shifter sticks. There's all sorts of things wrong with those. They don't make them to last. Those old cars, they made those motherfuckers to last. They didn't have the sense. Like, now they do what's called planned obsolescence. Right? So they make something, and

they figure you're going to use it for a couple years. Like, if you buy, like, a new Android phone, Samsung is only going to say, well, we'll update it for, like, three years. That's it. So you better get a new phone in three years. Or you're going to be running some old software, and the apps won't work on it right. They plan for it. They planned to have to give you.

Back then they didn't plan for that shit. They made Toyota Land Cruisers in 1970. They're still on the road. Those motherfuckers, they just run forever. They have like 400,000 miles on them. They just run forever. Keep changing the oil. Keep fucking changing the spark plugs.

Do the right thing. That shit will last forever. They made stuff that lasted forever. Yeah. There's a lot of buildings like that, too. Oh, yeah. Do you know who, have you ever heard of John Levi? Yes, wherever I heard that name. He's got a YouTube channel, and you know, you had a bit, we were talking about earlier

where you were like, I think people used to be really smart. The dumb people just out-fucked the smart people. Well, this guy, John Levi, he's just got amazing videos of a bunch of structures all over the world, and the United States included, where we can't even build it today. There's a lot of crazy shit.

Have you heard the Tartarian? Yeah, Sam Tripoli brought that up. Yeah, there's many levels to it. One of them is there's evidence that there was a great mud flood. There's a lot of shit, a lot of shit, structures underground. There was a great mud flood. And then there's evidence that there was some kind of electromagnetic cataclysm.

Did you know bricks conduct electricity? Bricks do? Yeah. How so? I don't know. But apparently they conduct electricity. Well, don't they use ceramic and electrical components? I don't know. They use ceramic and some, don't they?

Yeah, I could be wrong about this is just this is just all this stuff that and um here it is bricks can be charged up to 10 000 times says scientists yeah isn't that crazy it's crazy the red pigment of bricks converted into a plastic compound can be used to conduct and store electricity a study published by nature communications found whoa so your fucking house could be a battery? Yeah, so that's what this conspiracy theory is. There's a mud flood side. There's electromagnetic.

Dude, it's what I'm into the most, dude. John Levi videos. I'm into that. You get addicted. Everybody that I get into, they go, dude, I can't stop watching them. Curtis from 10th Planet Austin, he goes, I can't that stuff. You get addicted. Everybody that I get into it, they go, dude, I can't stop watching them. Curtis from 10th Planet Austin, he goes, I can't stop watching. You just start, there's so many, he made so many of them.

This guy is, he doesn't say he knows anything. He's just, he gets on Google Maps and goes to places like, look in Utah, look at this. What the hell is that? And you know that city Turkmenistan? There's a city Turkmenistan. Okay. Have you heard of this one? I think so.istan? There's a city, Turkmenistan. Okay. Have you heard of this one?

I think so. Dude, there's a city. It's like a ghost city in the middle of the Middle East. It has insane structures. Pull that up, Jamie. And I think the city is called Abistan or Abstan or something, but it's Turkmenistan. And they got some insane structures. Whoa.

What is that? Like, you see those antennas? People are theorizing that those antennas are taking energy out of the air, like the way Tesla wanted to do it. Like, all that shit's just, it's free energy. Those are antennas? That's what he thinks those are? Who knows?

Who knows what they are? But that's what he's theorizing. That's what he's theorizing. Like anyways, you see those structures? Yeah. There's structures like that all over the United States. And there's structures, so the theory is these structures were already here before us

what? these structures? the theory is great resets happen all the time because according to mainstream history we were horse and buggy from the year 1 to 100, 200

to the year 1000, 1200 1300, the year 1 to 100, 200, to the year 1,000, 1,200, 1,300, the year 1,500, 1,600, 1,700, 1,800. And then 1910, we figured it out. Oh, we figured out electricity. We figured out cars. This guy, based on his research, is saying, dude, humans figure this shit out like in 150 years. And they keep doing it over and over again. And he's saying that he thinks that there was a great reset in the 1800s that free energy was already discovered there was already free energy in the 1800s in the 1800s and

they shut it down they shut it who's they the the same the same the same linear go watch it on your own dude. It's fascinating. Okay So he's saying this was he's theorizing you don't know he's saying that Nick that Nikola Tesla Was a distraction. They already figured out all that Nikola Tesla shit Nikola Tesla was like Oh, they got people to focus on the guy who really knew everything He had a 300 inventions and patents and all that. And he was battling with Thomas Edison. And then he stole all this shit. And then Westinghouse, boom. He's saying that's a distraction.

They already had free energy. So he's saying horse and buggy, all that. Like he's thinking like the Wild West and all that shit was rewritten history. Like, we had to start over with the horse and buggy. They figured it all out, destroyed it. Well, there's a lot of theories about civilization being reset. Yes. But to me, the most interesting one is the Younger Dryas impact theory because that has a lot of evidence.

And that's the one that Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock proposed that somewhere around 12,000 years ago we were hit all over the world with asteroid impacts. And that's what ended the ice age and caused a destruction that we couldn't even imagine. And then civilization was forced to relearn everything. Yeah. This guy's saying resets happen way more often. Like we weren't horse and buggy for 2,000 years. You don't think so? That's what he's saying.

And all this evidence of all this shit. You know, it seems like the pyramids, they blow the pyramids up so much. Like, who built those? Did aliens build them? Or did the slaves build them? Like, they got everybody on the pyramids 10,000 years. Is it 10,000? Is it 20,000? They got everybody on the boom, like 10,000 years. Is it 10,000? Is it 20,000? They got everybody on the boom, like the 10,000, 20,000.

But really, it looks, there's a theory that that's just a distraction for the structures that are in our cities. We got structures in our cities all over the United States that we can't build today. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's because they don't understand the. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's because they don't understand the construction methods. Exactly. But it's not because they're physically incapable of building it.

Like the pyramids. The problem with the pyramids is they're almost physically incapable of building it. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's what's so crazy about the pyramids. Like somehow or another, 5,000 plus years ago, they had the technology to make some stuff that blows your fucking mind today. Totally. Totally. I believe that. And I'm with you with that blows your fucking mind today. Totally. Totally. I believe that.

And I'm with you with that. But there's levels. It isn't just 10,000 years old. So you think it's multiple times this has happened. There's buildings. This guy is saying every city has got buildings that no one knows how they built them. They've been here. They were here before we got here.

What? Yes. Crazy. But there's, like, Lewis and Clark don't have any fucking stories about finding cities. Who knows? Who knows? Bears and shit. When it comes to history, man, I'm like, all of mainstream history to me is sus.

When you got writings and journals, anybody could have wrote that. There was no video. Right. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's just fascinating. Of course.

But here's the thing, though. Why is it so fascinating? Why is it so interesting to find secrets? Because the people that are running shit, all they do is shove lies down our throats from the day we're born. So it's fascinating finding out what the truth is. And that's what it is. That's all.

It could be wrong, but we're trying to find the truth. And there's a lot of shit. When you get into a couple John Levi videos, dude, you're gonna be fucking stuck, dude. He breaks it all, dude. He goes to the places. You look at these structures. What is his background? I don't think he's a scientist or anything.

He's just a regular dude. A small business owner who sold his COVID, fucked his business up so he ends up living in like in like uh parts of like a small town in utah so he's saying goes it goes like utah he knows a lot about utah goes dude the mainstream story is wow west everybody's coming there's nobody here but indians and then they get to you uh utah and the m Mormons start up the religion or whatever. And he goes, and then you see all these old pictures

and he's thinking, it's all like cowboys and Indians, like everything's wood structured. That's what you would think. Horse and buggy, you're in a wagon. All your buildings are going to be out of wood, right? But then all of a sudden, where did this fucking structure come from?

You guys just got here and you built some shit, some like castles like castles. Castles. Show me these places. Show me. I've never heard of any structures in North America that people can't explain. They're everywhere, dude. Everywhere.

They're everywhere. This is 1913. Is this a John Levi video? Yeah. So this is a bunch of buildings. So you just got to listen to him talk and he goes through a bunch of shit so this is uh like this like shit like that like how did that like in san francisco there's structures in san francisco there was supposed to be nobody there there's structures like it was supposed to be coal miners or gold miners but there's structures in san francisco that were already there what do you mean already there though like when don't

they know when these fucking things were built. That's the question. Do they really? Well, what structures in San Francisco? Or are they rewriting history? That's the question. So you'd have to sit down and watch it. You can't, like, you're not going to,

you'd have to sit down and watch it. But what he found is, like, there's all these old castles all over the United States that they turn into insane asylums. What? Yes, insane asylums. Old cast that they turn into insane asylums. Yes, insane asylums. Old castles that turn into insane asylums. So that was one that they built in 1893.

But they did know how to build these buildings. There's even photos of these people making these buildings back then. He thinks a lot of those photos are staged. As you're bringing it up, I was going to ask, something I heard recently, it's not a conspiracy, but do you know how fast the Empire State Building was made? No, how fast? One year and 45 days. 20 months it took them

to make a 102-story building. They hauled ass. Downtown Austin, you know, I mean, they're doing one at a time, but it's not that fast. Yeah, why do you think that is? Desire, honestly, is probably it. They probably paid people and they were breaking rules.

They probably didn't have rules. Like those dudes that are walking on those beams, eating lunch, just sitting up there. Yeah. Those photos freak me the fuck out. Dudes fall all the time. Even with the safety shit they got going on now, my cousin builds skyscrapers in downtown LA. He's up.

He loves it. He loves getting up at 530 in the morning and hanging out on welding skyscrapers in downtown LA. He's up. He loves it. He loves getting up at 5.30 in the morning and hanging out on welding skyscrapers. He says, oh, you hear someone fell off? Boom. Every now and then people fall. Fuck. Can you imagine what that looks like? Fuck.

Can you imagine the splatter? Can you imagine being that guy who's making 15 bucks an hour? They make a lot. They make way more than 15. They're like in that $40 range an hour or something like that. Yeah, they make good money. Still. $40 an hour. You fall off a fucking beam.

Dude, if I see a video of heights, I'm scared of heights. I get sweaty. Like just on video. Yeah. It scares the shit out of me. I did the VR, you know, where you're on that. Oh, yeah. I'm like, oh.

I'm not that. I had Alex Honnold on a couple of times. Do you know who he is? No. He's that guy that free solo climbs. He climbed El Capitan. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's that guy that free solo climbs. He climbed El Capitan. He's just digging his hand into cracks.

And they film him with drones. So they got like drones around him filming him. And he's literally thousands of feet up. What if a drone hit him, dude? What's this guy doing? This guy gets paid. Like that fucks me up. Every day, six months, and earns $20,000 a time.

Change a light bulb at the top of this tower. He has to change a light bulb up there. Oh, my God. I'm already getting chills. Every six months he does this? And he gets 20K? Yeah. That's pretty good.

Each time he does it. That's not bad. But still, because nobody wants to do it. Right. Fuck that. Bro, fuck, fuck, fuck. That's hard to watch. Is that normal that it's hard to watch for some people? Of course it's hard to watch. It's fucking hard to watch, man. This is terrifying. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Some sort of normal staircase up there? That makes it too easy for anyone to get up there. Dude, my legs are like...

Bro, that is... He's getting chills up and down my body. That is fucking wild. Look, he has to reach into his bag and pull out a light bulb and change it. He's probably counting the money right now. He's probably going to get one of them Starsky and Hutch cars. Do you think the drone is fucking with him? Because they're filming it.

That's hard to look at, right? Oh, look, he's taking a selfie. Being afraid of heights, is that like a natural thing you think? It's got to be, right? It's survival. Yeah, stay away from that shit. It's a survival skill. It's a natural mechanism to prevent you from fucking going near the edge

of cliffs. I wonder if it's programmed. Because, you know, for me, I'm programmed to be scared shitless of swimming, like, deep in the ocean. I would think that right away a shark's going to eat me. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And that comes from Jaws.

Yeah. You know, Jaws did that to me. And stories in the news. Yeah, yeah, totally. Surfers getting their legs bit off. So that's kind of like, you know, a mind fuck right there. Of course it's. I wonder if there was things we saw on TV that that made us afraid of heights

No, it's just natural natural you fall you fucking die. Everybody knows it. It's like you're looking at possible It's like watching a video of someone like staring into a gun Yeah, don't fucking do it your fingers on the trigger and you're staring into the gun like duh It's the same kind of thing. It's like you could fuck up You know was a trip that you had mark zuckerberg on this pod trip that was a great that was a crazy podcast and and the fact that he was all into jujitsu that was a shock he loves it that was a shock he trains almost every day it's crazy right he loves it he's a super smart guy it makes sense yeah smart people get into

jujitsu it's like it becomes a puzzle and he said that when he was running all the time he said he thought too much he said because you're thinking about your life and all your distractions and all your shit he goes when i'm doing jiu-jitsu i'm only think about nothing can't think about nothing about shit that's in that way i think it's one of the reasons why people become so addicted to jiu-jitsu because it's like medicine for you it's medicine for your brain yeah and you're practicing killing that like medicine for you. It's medicine for your brain. Yeah. And you're practicing killing. That's medicine for your brain, too. That's medicine for your brain, too.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's also like the exertion that you have is so thorough that you leave there. You're so peaceful. You're like, oh, my fucking aggressions are gone. You're going to go to Abu Dhabi? Squeezed out. I'm thinking about it.

Dude, go. It's going to be insane. Yeah. I may be able to. I'm trying to move something around to see it. Dude, you should go. Also, in October 23rd, we're having EBI Absolutes. So you're going to get to see.

That's going to be in El Paso, Texas at the Speaking Rock Entertainment Center. How far is El Paso from here? That's a good question. I don't know. You should go, dog. We'll hook it up. It's a great place. They have concerts there.

Cypress Hill was just there. When is that it up. It's a great place. They have concerts there. Cypress Hill was just there. When is that? September. It's a whole weekend. We're going to have Medusa, which is our all-female event, September 20th. I like that name. It's all-female. How far is El Paso, Jamie? I think it's above Dallas.

It's above Dallas? September 24th is Medusa 3. Dude, Medusa's awesome. It's girls doing combat jiu-jitsu? What? It's on the border. Oh, so it's way the fuck down there. Oh, it's right near Juarez.

Quick private jet. But the 23rd or the 24th... That's bad for climate, Eddie. You shouldn't fly private. It's terrible. You should take a bus. I saw people saying that Mark Wahlberg could have taken a bus. I literally saw them say that.

They're complaining. They took his jet and he only flew for 19 minutes. They're like, he could have taken a bus. Yeah. Yeah, if you're on private jets all the time,

you probably shouldn't be giving speeches on. Climate change. Yeah, you should probably shut the fuck up. Probably shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it amazing those guys are all flying private. Scrolling around in their yachts. Please.

And they're talking shit. You know what would be awesome? To see fucking Greta Thunberg in a private jet, partying, partying, boom. You know what I mean? You know she's on private jets. You think so? They probably, shh, keep this on a DL.

No Instagram pictures. She wants to take them so bad. You want to tell them that. You have to save the world. Kissy face. Yeah. That is a wild thing because they do not ever want

to give up those private jets, but yet they will fly private jets to a conference to talk about climate change. It's kind of crazy because it's the ultimate trap because the really rich people never want to give up private jets and yachts. Why would you do that?

Why would you become a billionaire if you couldn't get your own jet and a yacht? Can you imagine if their guards had to give up their guns? Oh, my God. They'd freak the fuck out. They would freak the fuck out. That's what's hilarious, right?

Well, I was talking about this the other day about Hollywood. It's like, who is more anti-, I was talking about this the other day about Hollywood. It's like, who is more anti-gun than Hollywood? Nobody. Who promotes guns more than Hollywood? Nobody. They're the greatest promoter of guns ever. In every fucking good movie, the guy uses a gun and kills the bad guy. Uses a gun

and kills the monster. Yeah. If you're making movies, you need to shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. About gun control. Please to shut the fuck up about gun control. Please. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck are you talking about? You're causing people to want to go get guns.

Yeah. Also, all the movies like The Purge and shit like that. Tell me those gun sales don't jack up every time. How about what would sports look like if sports were run run in a socialist way like every go everybody got paid the same oh nobody gets cut like you could have as many people on the team as possible everyone gets paid the same and you had to have uh mexicans play basketball you had to have at least three mexicans play basketball you know what i I mean? And a couple East Indians. You know, you had to mix it all in.

A couple Asians. What do you think? What would happen to sports if it went socialist? It would fall apart. You think so? I think if you didn't let everybody that's really the best play the most. That's not what socialism is. I know. That's what's ridiculous about it.

Everyone gets paid the same. Well, sports is like the, that's the fucking where the rubber meets the road with that shit. Yeah. Because it's a meritocracy. The best players play the best. Yeah. And they're the number one people.

Like the best fighter wins. I want some Mexicans in football. We had like two. We had two. Anthony Munoz in 1978. He was a big Mexican offensive lineman for the Bengals. And then I think Sanchez from the Jets. Wasn't he a quarterback, Jamie?

He's half Mexican. We need more Mexicans. I want like a little paisita Mexican fucking playing cornerback. That would be awesome. Imagine if there was, you had to have, that was the mandate. Didn't matter how good you were. We had to have a certain amount of trans people, a certain amount of lesbians, a certain amount of Asians, East Asians. Girls and everything. Females

playing football. Mix them all in. We got female refs. Why not throw them in as players, too? Make it all equal. It would be ridiculous. It would be the greatest sports league of all time, dude. Who would be pissed off the most? The fans

or the players? The good players. The good players. The good players, right? And the fans because the playing would suck. You know what? Can you imagine if you had LeBron James where you couldn't use him? He was too big. You had to rotate everybody in equally.

You know, LeBron James making $120,000 a year. He'd make all his money in sneakers. I wonder if it could be super entertaining to watch. It could be awesome. It could be awesome. Do you like bad sports? Hey. Do you like the folly of it?

Come on. Yeah. Do you like the folly of it of just making spots available to anybody regardless of how good they play? You're going to have bad sports. They got to have some skill. You're right. They got to have some skill. There's some sports you could never do that to.

Like what? A race. It's an individual enters into the race. Okay. If you have a marathon. Okay. The best people who run the fastest are going to win. It's a pure meritocracy.

How do you fix that? How do you fix that? Everybody gets to race. You know what? You know what you do? What do you do? Is you decide the winner before the race. And you say, you everybody gets to race you know what you do? as you decide the winner before the race and you say you're going to win bro and you tell everybody you say your first, second, third, fourth fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth

you guys ready? boom we want to have a quality of outcome and they put the name out of the hat boom boom and you bet on what name gets pulled out but you don They'll put the name out of the hat. Boom, boom. And you bet on. What name gets pulled out. Yeah, exactly. But you don't find out until the end of the race.

So you kind of think it's real. That's the only way to fix the world, dude. Equality. Equality of outcome. Yeah. And the only way to enforce equality of outcome is violence. That's what's crazy. That's what people don't realize.

If you want to enforce equality of outcome, you're going to have to have, you want coffee? You want some weed? You want, um, you're going to have to have someone enforce those laws. You're going to have to, like, one thing that I said that kind of scares me, if they really said

that the way to fix America's problems is a total redistribution of all income. If they said, we're going to vote on this and the majority of people don't make much money, but the small percentage of people have most of the money. So what we're going to do is we're going to evenly distribute that to everyone. We're going to cure all poverty in this country. You just have to vote

on it. People, people would do that. People would vote on that. They would say that this is an unjust, in an equal system. They didn't give a fuck. If you started your business from the bottom, you ate ramen for fucking six years and figured out some invention and became a millionaire. They don't give a fuck about that, that You have too much money. It's not fair. You should give it to the greater good of the world. And then they spread it equally amongst the people. That's something that some people believe in. And that would be terrifying.

Because the only way to get those people to give up their money, so if you're a person that did start some business and ate ramen for five years and did bust your ass and made a real working sustainable business someone comes along and says the only way you have this is because you've ripped somebody else off that's what happened in cuba yep oh the people with money in cuba they were they wanted to kill fidel castro they were trying to murder that dude and then they find they were fleeing the country yeah ask uh go to florida and ask them Cubans how they feel about those are all Republicans.

Yeah, ask them. Look at them. But that's what we're talking about. And that's something that people in this country would say yes to. There's a lot of people that would say yes to if it was proposed. That is terrifying. Because the only way to enforce that is violence. Yeah.

That's how you get a dictator like Castro. That's the only way you can enforce it. It's the only way you get people to give up. It sounds good, though. Yeah, it sounds good. Because, dude, I was like, hey, what's Fidel you can enforce it. It's the only way you can get people to give up their house. It sounds good, though. Yeah, it sounds good. Because, dude, I was like, hey, what's Fidel? Like, look what he's saying. It sounds good.

We're gonna give land to the poor. We're gonna redistribute the wealth. Free education. Free medical. It sounds like, oh, shit, okay. It's a basically a trick. It's just a trick.

It's just a trick. Well, it sounds great on paper until you realize the only way to enforce it is to have a dictator that tells you that you can't have whatever you earn. That someone has to come along and take it. One of my students fled from Venezuela by himself, man. He trains every day he tried to tell him what what socialists is like I'm a socialism rather I was in a I did a seminar in Colombia and a guy was living in Colombia he was a doctor in Argent or Venezuela and he said the guy's sweeping up his office got the same pay as he did yes it's it's he goes there's no incentive the problem with

socialism he said and you hear this from many people who experienced it is the system sounds great everyone gets you know yeah but the incentive is gone everyone nobody works everyone just sits on their ass and they just rot you know equal yeah but the incentive is gone every nobody works everyone just sits on their ass and they just rot you know that's the problem nobody does shit there's no incentive to do anything that's the problem problem with human nature right yeah human nature there's like a competitive drive that some people have to succeed and the reward they get for that success is they get extraordinary wealth or they get fame or they get recognition. They get something out of it.

Yeah. If you don't give them something, they don't want, why are they working then? They're working just for the greater good of people. Some people want to do that. Some people want to work just for the greater good of people. Most people want some sort of compensation. Yeah. And if they work extraordinary hours and they dedicate themselves to something, which we know people do, we know people throw themselves into their work and become very successful.

Yeah. I would. I mean, for sure, capitalism breeds corruption and breeds a lot of negative shit. For sure. Greed. For sure. Capitalism does a lot of crazy shit. But for sure, socialism is fucking sucks for sure.

Right. So what would you rather live in? Both governments are corrupt. But in capitalism, if you work your ass off, you can, you know, you can make money and you can. do like capitalism but have an ethical form of capitalism where a certain amount of you know tax dollars go to things that could actually help the community and that's what comes out of making a certain amount of money is that you know that you're going to be contributing to the community you're going to be helping so capitalism you're you're still incentivized you're still making a lot of money but these companies decide on their own that they're going to generate income specific, like this Mr. Beast guy is doing.

Makes all this money, generates a specific amount of it just for good causes. The big problem, or one of the biggest problems in government is there's nobody auditing where the tax money's going. There's nobody on it. People are just stealing tax money. And why are they stealing the tax money? Because it's the only money you can steal where no one's going to come and kill you. Tax money, no one's going to come to get you. You steal someone's money, shit, if he finds out where you live, he's going to come after your ass.

You steal a corporation's money, they're going to fucking put you in prison. You steal tax money, that's everybody's money. So being a politician is all about pulling on heartstrings, trying to pass these bills, these humanitarian bills, where we're aid here, aid over there, and then they steal the money. So nobody's keeping track. So how are they stealing the money? Are they stealing the money by virtue of like they developed these charities and most of the money goes to the bureaucracy and very little of it goes to the charity? Is that what you mean? I don't know how money laundering works exactly, but. For sure, there's loopholes.

Yeah, I don't. For sure, they're stealing money. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure they're stealing money. You know what I mean? Like people forget that the wall, you know, that they think that building a wall is like Trump's idea and that it's racist to build a wall, a border wall. But there's plenty of video of Obama and the Clintons and everyone's like, we got to build a secure borders are very important. It's common sense shit. Secure borders are common sense.

You just, yes, we want to let, you know, if you're a mother, you have kids and you're fleeing oppression, hell yeah, I want you here. Anybody like legit oppressed, trying to find a better life. Hell yeah. My grandma and grandpa did the same thing. I'm all for that, but we just can't let everybody unvetted. We just got to make sure that we filter out the criminals and all the criminal activity that's going on with open borders. It's common sense. The Democrats were all for that. Plenty of video. Oh, yeah.

Plenty of video. And they pass bills to build the wall, but they never finish it. There's a documentary called Defense. Watch that shit. So do you think they do that on purpose? What they do is they do that. Say, hey, we need a wall. Common sense.

Everybody's on it. We need a wall. We can't just have criminals coming through. Yes, we're going to let the people who are legit looking for a new life. Yes, of course. Of course. Who doesn't want that? But so there's a documentary called The Fence.

And it's all about, yeah, they pass the bill to build a wall, but they run out of money and then they disappear. And then I'll talk about it again. And then they bring it up again. But when Trump did it, they're like, damn, this motherfucker really wants to build a wall. Dude, we just say we're going to build one because it's common sense and every everyone agrees with common sense. But we don't actually do it. This motherfucker is really going to do it. Damn. OK, walls are racist. Walls are racist. Look at this racist. That's what went down.

But isn't Biden still building the wall? I think Biden went back. Aren't they started construction on the wall again? But how come all of a sudden? All of a sudden, dog. It's just a political talking point. They were all against the wall this whole time. It's just a political talking point.

Yeah, exactly. You know what's wild? It's money. You know what's wild? It's money. You know what's really wild? Nobody talks about putting up a wall for Canada. You know what there's a part? You know the border of Canada and the United States is like a path? Yeah.

It's like carved out of the forest. There's a line. Biden administration to close border wall gaps in Arizona. Look at that. Biden administration said Thursday it had authorized U.S. Customs and Border Protection to close gaps in a border wall gaps in Arizona. Look at that. Biden administration said Thursday it had authorized U.S. Customs and Border Protection to close gaps in a border wall. Oh, look at that.

Yeah. Yay, Biden. Trump administration authorized completion. Excuse me. The Biden administration authorized completion of the Trump-funded U.S.-Mexico border wall in an open area of southern Arizona near Yuma. So Biden's racist now?

It's just they say they just do it and they don't say anything about it. They just go, well, yeah, we were wrong. We need a wall. But the crazy thing is, like, go to the border of Canada. This is what's nuts. You go to the border of Canada and it's hilarious. It's like this field. It's like real easy. Like it's a good place to like know you're crossing the border.

But when you cross in a car and you go through their little ports. Yeah. They're hardcore, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Canadian border patrol agents, dude. And American border patrol agents at Canada are the same thing. They want to check everything. Yeah.

Yeah. They're hardcore in Canada. And if you have a DUI, good luck. You can't even get into Canada. Yeah. It's hard to get into Canada. Yeah. Canada's no joke. So that's the...

Look at the fucking pathway. Click on that one in the middle. Yeah. Anyone. Any one of those. So are people coming in or leaving? Where are they going? No one's doing nothing.

I mean, it's probably some criminal elements that are using it and that are that are using the woods and go. Where is that in Washington or something? What state is that? Probably Washington. Washington state in Canada. So it's like right. So there's a trail that you could just walk into Canada. It's woods.

Yeah. You just walk through the woods. So much of it is just woods. But why don't they seal it off? No one wants to go to Canada? It's neither or. It's not that much different. The Slash 20-foot clearing stretches 5,525 miles across the world's longest border.

So the thing is, the quality of life in canada is pretty high it's a nice place to live like yeah you know there's some great places in canada vancouver is amazing toronto montreal great places mexico is right there connected to the united states and it's dire poverty at the border the difference in the border of canada in like vancouver at the border. The difference between the border of Canada in like Vancouver and the border of Mexico in Tijuana or Juarez, that's a stark contrast. Why do you think that is? The drug war. Okay. That's a big part of it.

A big part of it, they were the bad government, corrupt government. They're fucked. When the cops are 100% corrupt corrupt your country's fucked and the problem with it is there's so much drug money the drug money is so prevalent over there and the cartels are so strong that and you know the united states has goofy fucking laws and so people want illegal drugs the only way you buy them is from criminals. The criminals are making fucking billions of dollars. They don't pay a penny in taxes. And the same amount of drugs get used. What kind of work would the cartels get into if they decriminalized drugs?

That's a good question. What do you think it would be? They'd probably sell them legitimately. Open up pharmaceutical companies. They're in the drug business. Why wouldn't they stay in the drug business? So if opiates become legal, right? Say if heroin is legal.

Okay. And you could just buy heroin anywhere at 7-Eleven. Okay. They would just start selling heroin. They would make their own heroin. Okay. But then they would have to, like, it would have to be tested and have to be legitimized. And you'd have to get someone to make sure that it's some sort of government accredited agency that inspects the place.

Apparently. You know, there's so many levels of criminals coming through the border. Of course. Child smugglers. Of course. Human trafficking. Of course. Guns.

Oh, yeah. Drugs. A lot of shit. A lot of levels, right? And one is organ harvesting. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just saw this report. It was on, I don't know what

news program it was, but they had people over to harvest their organs? It could be fake, I don't know. Like, you don't know, but it was a cartel whistleblower. His voice was totally distorted. He was all in black. You couldn't see him.

And he was saying, they were asking him like, what's up with all the kids? What do you guys do with the kids? He was saying that, yes, most of them are in human trafficking. Human traffickers, says cartels, harvest children's organs and stuff drugs in their corpses. What the fuck? Yeah. And this is from. What the fuck? Yeah. And this is from the Daily Caller?

Yeah, this is the one I was talking about. So they're just interviewing this guy. He said the kids are mostly, they make more money off their organs than they do selling them to something like Pimp. Oh, Jesus Christ. Isn't that crazy? Oh my God.

So they're using these orphaned children and getting black market organs From them That's some real shit Like Tourista That movie Tourista Remember that From Brazil

I didn't see that movie But I heard about it Yeah you don't want to see it It's It'll give you nightmares We were talking about that I don't like absorbing Bad feelings in movies anymore

But isn't that crazy Yeah That that's what's going on That's crazy And that's a real issue And that When a real issue. And that when you have a porous border, that kind of shit can take place. Yeah.

I wonder if politicians are getting paid by these criminal elements to not build shit. Don't build shit. You make sure he doesn't build shit. You know what I mean? It's unpopular with their constituents. It's unpopular with a lot of liberals. Because they made it since Trump ran for office. They made it racist. The border's now racist.

Yeah, it's racist. Yeah. So that's power. The media's powerful. They were all about it. They were all about secure borders, and everybody was with it. Everybody. Mexicans were with it.

Mexicans on the border on the American side, they want a wall. They're like, damn, yeah, put a wall up. You know what I mean? A lot of criminals are coming through. Not all of them. Again, the legit families coming through. Hell yeah, we got a spot for you for sure. But we got to vet people, common sense,

and everybody was with the common sense. But as soon as Trump says, I'm actually going to build it. They go, no, no, you can't actually build it. You just got to pretend like you are so you get the money, but you don't actually do it. And you're like, I'm actually going to do it. Fuck it. Let's make it racist. And they did it. They made it racist. Everybody thinks, everybody thinks

Trump is a Russian agent. They got him right away. Day one, Russian agent. Everybody believed that. People were losing their minds. Like, oh my God, Russia has infiltrated the White House. Trump is a Russian agent.

All these intelligence officers are signing off on it. People believe that. They think, I have friends that think Trump is a psychopath. Like he's a psychopath. You think Trump's a psychopath. Like he's a psychopath. You think Trump's a psychopath? A psychopath. A Russian agent psychopath. Like damn,

they did a really good job on him. There's a lot of people that just buy narratives. They did a really good job. They like Trump before. People were like fans of Trump before. No one hated him. Well, he wasn't trying

to run for president. Yeah. And then he felt the full force of the machine after him. Yeah. It's machine after yeah you know you know people there's people um waking up now you know uh like uh you learn a lot like all the stuff bill maher's saying like whoa isn't that wild you would think bill maher would be like on teen demon because he's like so famous and HBO you would just you know what he's a comic yeah and comics recognize bullshit and and he's a comic that's been you know doing clubs and fucking arenas and shit for decades that guy's been doing

stand-up forever and he's been in the machine for so long he knows how it works you would think like exactly you would think that even if he's smart enough to figure that out like maybe he had that like some kind like he was like he can't say shit because they're gonna fire him first of all he's on HBO which helps a lot because HBO is not gonna censor him yeah and he's got a long-standing reputation of being an inquisitive interesting yeah funny intelligent guy. That's what he does. But he's also like an old school liberal.

He's like, I'll stay out of your life. You stay out of mine. Like that's like the old school way. Live and let live. He's like, where the fuck did all that go? And so he's calling it out. And I really appreciate that he's doing it. I'm not liberal.

I've never voted. I'm not liberal. I'm not a Republican. I'm a fucking common sense-a-kin and that's I grew up thinking if I had to choose one gun to my head I'm like I'm a liberal because I want to party and have sex

and like I was growing up a while wanted to be a rock star a Republican when I was growing up or a conservative was like oh my god they wear suits like if you see an 18 year old, what is he going to wear a suit and be a business? He's going to be a businessman and go to church. Fuck that.

Right. You're like, and then also George Bush senior and George Bush junior. You're like, fuck Republicans. Are you out of your mind? Of course. Right. Of course. I'm like on that other side.

But then you find out about the Clintons and you're like, damn, they're both fucked. In the 2000s, I'm like, dude, for sure. For sure. I was like, fuck Republicans. George Senior and George W. Fuck that. There's no way I'm going to go to that side. I'm a Democrat.

I like to party. Right. You know, we like to go to Vegas. Democrats go to Vegas. Democrats go to Vegas. Republicans go to fucking Mar-a-Lago. Now they do. Now they do. And again, I never voted.

They go to Pebble Beach. I've never voted. I've never voted. But you know, many people they're starting to go, wait a minute, what has the left been infiltrated or are they really that dumb? Like, what's going on? And like Jimmy Dore.

Jimmy Dore is like, dude, he goes hard in the paint, dude. He's a former- He calls it like he sees it with everything. Yes, he's a comedian too. He's a comedian. So he's another guy who is like on the left side more than the right side. I mean, you could consider him like a democratic comedian.

Oh, he's definitely a progressive. Yeah, for sure. He's like a legitimate progressive. But he's calling them all out now. And so is Bill Maher. Whoa. But Jimmy's always done that. Whoa.

Jimmy's always done that. But not like the last two years. Well, he's just getting better at it. Yeah. And it's easier because they keep doing the dumbest shit ever. At what point are you going to say,

I've had enough too? He's actually well informed too. Jimmy's very well informed about that stuff. And then you hear, you know, you hear like the shit Elon Musk is saying. He's saying like, vote Republican. And then you said that too. You know how huge that is?

You're saying the only way we're going to fix this is, I think you said it with Aaron Rodgers, you're like, we got to vote Republican at this point. Well, I was saying if you don't want your state to get locked down COVID style, like the way they did it in the blue states. That's where we're going. Hell yeah. Yeah. Same thing, though.

The only states that were willing, like Ron DeSantis had the best policy about it. And people criticized the shit out of him. And they came up with all these statistics. One of the ones I got in this conversation with Billy Corbin about, we was talking about how many cops are dying in Miami. You know, they're dying from COVID more than they're dying from crime. Who said that? Billy Corbin.

Because I think at one point in time. Billy Corbin? Corbin. Corbin. He's the guy who produced Cocaine Cowboys. Dude, I thought you were talking about Billy Corbin. I'm like, oh, my God. That's one of my favorite bands.

No. No, no, no. Dude, when these huge bands go super woke, it's hard to listen to their music. It's weird. I go back, I'm like, I don't even want to listen to their shit no more. You're going to make people fucking get shot up to go to your concert? To go to your...

What happened? What's going on here? I thought it was, you know, fight the machine. What happened to that? People lost their fucking minds, man. Yeah. They got scared. Yeah, but then every now and then, you got a fucking rock star, like Kid Rock.

You know, I never had a Kid Rock CD. You know what I mean? I did play a couple of the songs at the strip club when I used to DJ. I ain't going to lie. And you know that. Bom-di-di-bong-da-bang-dang-da-boogie-do-ga-dong. Okay, okay. You know, that's a good stripper song.

There was a couple other ones, you know what I mean? He had some anthem. But dude, that guy is, dude, he's my hero. I love, like, I'm a big fan of fucking Kid Rock. And Pitbull? Pitbull coming out? Dude, I'm like, damn, not all celebrities are captured. Not all of them.

Some of them, they see it. Some of them are awake, you know and i i don't have i don't know a pitbull song i don't know anything about pitbull but i'm a huge fan of people that takes big balls man well he's cuban cubans don't want to have any part of that socialist bullshit yeah little by little we're in the middle of we're in the middle of some strange fucking shit because when they finally said okay, you don't have to wear a fucking mask anymore at airports and in planes. People were like, fuck

yeah, there's all these videos of the stewardess were happy as fuck. Everybody's like, everybody was just so happy about it. But then LA says fuck that shit. Not LAX, dog. We're going to keep the mask going. And it's still going at LAX. It's still going. You have to wear a mask at LAX? dog. We're going to keep the mask going. And it's still going at LAX.

It's still going. You have to wear a mask at LAX? Let me finish. They got fucking big screens where you've got to wear your mask. Please wear your mask. Every five minutes, someone's saying, please wear your mask. Really? And cover your face and nose.

Still to this day. But the crazy thing is, this is the crazy thing is, you don't have to wear a mask if you don't want to. Half the people don't have masks. Half of them do. What we're finding out is nobody's enforcing shit. TSA,

you go right up to a TSA guy, they still have to wear a mask and they're all pissed off. TSA guys have their nose hanging out. TSA guys, they used to yell at us for having our nose out and now they got the,

some guys say fuck it and they just pull it down and walk around with a bottle of water. Nobody says shit. But if you're just a customer at the airport in LAX, no matter what, everywhere you look, you've got to wear your mask. But half the people aren't wearing masks. No one says shit. All guests traveling through LAX ages two and older are required to continue wearing masks in all terminals in accordance to the health officer order issued by the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. June 29th, 2022. That's fucking bonkers.

Yeah. So what's crazy is we're like in the middle. You know that. Remember that one documentary we saw on the Congo where they were showing how usually you think there was a jungle once. It was lush. And then slowly it turned into desert. But in this part of the Congo, it was reverse. It was desert, but it was slowly turning into jungle.

And that's why, like, antelope were getting caught in the jungle. And they adapted and they learned how to swim in lagoons and shit. Remember that? Yeah. Those little tiny antelope. We're getting caught in the jungle. And they adapted and they learned how to swim in lagoons and shit. Remember that? Yeah. Those little tiny antelopes. And you see the edge like, damn, it's turning into jungle. It just reminds me of that. We're at LAX.

Half the people don't have masks, but half of them do. And it's like, and as time goes on. So they don't enforce it at all? Nobody enforces shit. Not one person. They don't say when you get on the plane? They don't say shit. No one says shit. So in LAX, you're supposed to

wear the mask until you get on the plane. Then when you're on the plane, you don't have to wear a mask anymore. So it's only LA. It's only LA. But nobody wears masks. Not nobody. No one's enforcing not wearing masks. Because still, you still see people with the mask. Yeah, half and half. But as time goes on, you're going to see less and less masks.

And then you're going to see the ones that just hold on. They just hold on to it. They're not even forcing people to wear those N95 masks. It's not like they're wearing those masks that are supposed to actually kind of be effective at stopping viral transmissions. You can wear a fucking bandana and people think that's a mask. Those face gaiters, people wearing face gaiters, you breathe right through those things. You know what?

If you're wearing a mask because you're just too lazy to put on your fucking makeup for the day and you just rather wear a mask, God bless you. Okay? I get it. You know what I mean? Or you're old and you look like shit, Put on a fucking N98. Cover the whole fucking thing.

Maybe you're better looking with a mask. Isn't it weird that wearing a mask in all these horror movies and in any scenario if you're out at night, someone's wearing a mask, like you're going to get robbed. Some terrible thing is going to happen. That's a bad person. Yeah. And then it became wearing a mask means you're a good person, which is really weird because no matter what, I know why they did it. I know they thought they were doing it to stop the spread of a virus,

but you're still doing this weird thing where you're covering your face up and you're going out. We've never had that before in our lifetime where everybody's got their face covered up when you go out. And for kids that are like developing for little kids that had to be really fucking weird because they're not going out and seeing all these people's faces yeah they're not seeing people talking they're not hearing their like kids are like their speech patterns are delayed yeah like there's like way many more people that

are taking their children's therapists. That one Chinese CNN medical advisor, you know what she's talking about? Oh yeah, I know who that lady is. There's an article that just got released that now she's saying that the mask slowed the development of her son. She's saying it.

That's crazy. She's saying that shit. That's crazy. They didn't know. They'd never done that before. They should have known. There should have been some sort of a study to try to figure out what the impact was. And then it should be also studied to try to figure out whether or not these fucking things actually stop a transmission. Yeah. You know? And it's just, we got accustomed to putting a fucking mask on, which is really weird.

Yeah. It's really weird. It's not weird for them. They do it all the time. They have pandemics all the time. They do it all the time. They have pandemics all the time. They do it all the time. They got that shit on lock, dude. They go every six months, hey, guess what?

New variant. Put your fucking mask on. They got that shit on lock. They're like, you guys are just learning masks? We've been doing this shit forever. That is a creepy thing, man. That's all they got to do. Hey, guess what?

The normalization of covering your face. The normalization of only being able to see your eyes when you go out like a ski mask. You can wear a ski mask. Yeah. That's real. Like people, I'm sure, went out with ski masks on. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Like when the early days when, you know, like there was no specific kind of mask. Like when the guys who really weren't into it would just wear like a fucking bank robber bandana. Yeah. And they would take it down. You'd always have it around their neck. That's what Elon had on.

He had a bank robber fucking bandana on his face. In the beginning, I'd wear a bandana, just like having it stiff, and it wasn't even covering my face. I'm like, I'm not going to breathe my own CO2. It's just so complicated, man. You know, viruses, like respiratory viruses, they just fucking spread. They just fucking spread. They just fucking spread. And if you talk to real doctors that, you know,

didn't have their ass on the line, and you asked them about that at the beginning of the pandemic, they would have told you that. Fauci said it. Remember those early videos of Fauci talking about masks? They're like, no. Where he says, take care of your health, lose weight. Yeah, and then he goes, and then he says, oh, you know what?

I only said that because I didn't want to run out of masks, and we need them for the doctors. Like, oh, shoot. But the problem with a person like that is they're normalizing that they lie. So they're lying for your own good. So he's normalizing one of the most dangerous lies. You want to talk about scientific misinformation? That's a dangerous lie. Because if those masks really do prevent people from getting

it, and you lied and told people you don't have to wear a mask, and they heard that, and they never heard you correct it, they never heard anything else, they're going to always go back to that thing and say, I don't need it. So if it really did work and you lied about it, you had a bunch of people out there that believed that lie and didn't wear a mask. How many people you think got sick because of that, if that's true? See, that's why you know they're full of shit with that. That makes zero sense. None of it makes sense. But that makes zero sense.

It makes much more sense that that's actually true, that what you said is actually true, because it's common sense and it's logic. What did I say? What he actually said about lose weight, don't drink so much, don't smoke cigarettes, take care of yourself, eat right. That's all real. Everybody knows that. And it turns out that's one of the big factors in whether or not people do well or don't

do well with any fucking disease. How well do you take care of your body? How good is your immune system? That should have been mandatory to go to gyms. Yeah. You know, if it was really about our health and you were shutting down the world for our health. Yeah. You're shutting down the world.

Then it wasn't our health. It's for old people. Remember, they shifted. It goes, turns out when they got the initial data, like, oh, shit, average age of death is 81 with four comorbidities. And you're like, okay, let's make it about old people. Boom. You have an aunt. You don't care about old people? It all became about old. Like, you think

these people running the show care about old people so much that they're gonna wreck the world economy. They care about old people that fucking much. They're like, we're going to shut everything down. Let's just kill everything.

Destroy economies. Destroy businesses. Destroy people's lives. Take away their beach. Couldn't go to the beach. Can't go to the beach. Yeah. I just think people like power.

Yeah. I think it's a normal human thing. It had nothing to do with health. None of this had anything to do with health. I think it's a normal human thing it had nothing to do with health none of this had anything to do with health I think it's a normal human thing to want power I think when people get power they want more of it and when they get control they want more of it and then when they say something initially

and it turns out to not be true they want to cover that for as long as they can they want to keep that bullshit going on for as long as they can because they don't want to ever admit they were at fault. And that's part of what you, that happens with every society where someone's running things.

People are running things, they make mistakes and then they try to pretend they didn't make a mistake and they double down and they triple down and they try to keep people scared and they try to keep people in control

and they try to keep, if they admit that they had a fault and that's bad because it empowers their political opponents so they never do because if someone comes out and says that's my that's on me i fucked up like i caused 75 of los angeles restaurants to go under was my decision and it didn't have to be that way all those businesses could have been open and the same amount of people it turns out would have died from covid probably if that if someone came out and said that the there would be riots in the streets.

Even if it's true. That guy would never win again. Because then the next person would come along, he cost you 75% of your restaurants. And the same amount of people would have died from COVID. If that was true and they did that, oh my God, the guy would never win again. Like people probably applaud him for his honesty God, the guy would never win again. People probably applaud him for his honesty

maybe, but he would be politically destroyed. So you just have to pretend you didn't do it. You have to pretend it wasn't a bad decision. You have to pretend that there weren't people that opposed it. And it turns out those people that opposed it were factually correct. You have to pretend.

A lot of pretending going on. God, you gotta pretend. Yeah, a lot of pretending going on. A lot of pretending. God, you gotta pretend. There's a lot of pretending. Oh, my point was bringing up Bill Maher, Jimmy Dore, yourself, and a lot of guys that, you know, you see right through the bullshit. you'd have to think like like you see how the media lies right

the media lies like a motherfucker and you see it more now than ever right yeah it's way more clear now than ever and there's a lot of people they're starting to see they're like damn it's like a propaganda machine the mainstream media it's just nothing but dude they got they've got like some agenda, dude. They don't care about us.

They just care about one world government. That's all this shit is. Right? It's obvious. You know they manipulate the information that they give to people. It's so obvious. I know they do it because they did it to me. You felt it.

And you're like, damn. So now you probably trust the mainstream media way less than ever. Well, I understand what the motivation is. I understand where it's coming from. I know what they're doing. It's like they are all funded by pharmaceutical companies. 75% of the television ads. So when you see them talking about stuff on TV, they're not talking about anything they want to talk about.

They don't have opinions. They can say any opinion they want about anything in the economy or the world news or what we should do in Ukraine or anything no like these people are reading from teleprompters they you know even the opinion people they're getting rid of those yeah there's there's certain things that happen in the mainstream media where you see every single news reporter repeat the same line and you've seen oh yeah those videos are wild totally videos are wild yes because you realize like what is going on they're all getting a script people

read the same script all over the country all over the country crazy right it used to be like your local news like was legit like you could kind of trust your local news but now we're seeing like damn they got control of every news and a lot of those videos are about medical misinformation yes all this misinformation anytime anytime someone labels something as misinformation like for me i'm like oh wait a minute it's probably real information if they're labeling it you know so orwellian man it really is we're in the middle of some crazy shit and people don't even fucking see it look Look at all this shit that they're doing. Look at my people still got Biden's back.

They still got his back. Like how, how many more dumb fucking things does that guy have to do before people go? Okay. We were fooled. Bro. He's been saying word salad lately too. I mean, he's always been saying word salad, but now it's even, it's worse than I've ever seen it before. Yeah.

Poor guy, man. He shouldn't be doing that job. That guy. That poor guy. That poor guy. I'm not, no bullshit. Like if that was my dad, I'd be like, dad, this is not, you're fucking, it's, you know, we need to relax. You can't be running the world.

It's too hard on you. You know what I mean? Cause if you're a fucking 40 year old guy and you get into White House, within four years, you got gray hair, bro. Yeah. You're exhausted. You're like, holy shit. And the weight of the world, the weight of the whole world on one person, one person's riding around a fucking bulletproof truck and waving to people and fucking giving stump speeches and got all these lights on you and cameras on you. You can't be real for one second of your life.

Fuck that. Fuck that. So if you're doing that at 78 do you know how hard that must be on him guy's falling apart already and then you're putting his hull under extreme re-entry pressure are people not seeing even even in those videos that, like his Instagram, for instance, like anything on his Instagram, man, when he gives speeches, they edit the shit out. They're constantly changing cameras. Do you think that's why they made him wear glasses? Remember, he was doing outdoor ones with sunglasses on.

You've seen those? Yeah. And they go from different camera angles so they can edit it. Dude, there's a video. They go left and right, left and right. When he got COVID like a month ago, there's a video where he's like standing like on the porch and you can see like the lawn of the White House. And right when it goes, he's got, as soon as they start the video, he wants to explain that he's so happy that he got jabbed and that he's feeling fine. Thank God that I got jabbed because i'm feeling fine

right when they start the video he's got shades on so they go ready go and then he takes off the shades he goes hi as most of you know i got covet but i'm doing great and i'm so happy i got vaccinated dude right when they the starts he takes his shades off dog it's hysterical why is that so funny that he takes his shades off it's like so staged yeah it's like no no you're taking them off to keep them on and when i say go ready ready go boom you know the craziest stage thing was when they made chris cuomo pretend that he never left his basement yeah they pretend they filmed him coming up they made all right chris now you're coming up for the first time all right so you're very excited and let's go action like how many takes did they make of that the guy

has to go upstairs and pretend this is his first time upstairs in the house meanwhile there's like he got in an argument with someone on a bike some guy he was like overlooking his property he's building on some guy came by on a bike and he in an argument with the guy and the guy reported him. You're not even fucking in quarantine. And so it was fake. That's the news. The news is willing to stage as simple and trivial a thing as a guy coming out of his basement for the first time. Well, how about on CNN from like 91 where there's that guy saying, I'm here in Baghdad and there's bombs going off.

And he's like pretending he's in Baghdad. And there's like a blue screen. They got like the outtakes of it. It's on a blue screen. And he's pretending there's, you know. Do you remember when they had the use of the holograms? Remember when Wolf Blitzer did the news and he had like a hologram next to him? Yeah.

And we're like, oh shit. We're like getting a glimpse of what the future is going to be like. Yeah. Like you could be in London but you'd be standing there and I'd be looking at you you know, like fucking Princess Leia

coming out of R2-D2. You know what I mean? Yeah. Remember the little hologram? That's what it's like. Do you remember those? Yeah, they did it Obama and Oprah

in the beginning of the scamdemic. They did like a show where like, it looks like we're doing an interview in the same of the scamdemic, they did like a show where like, it looks like we're doing an interview in the same room, but I'm actually, yeah. That's a pretty good Obama impression. Dude, I have no impressions.

I wasn't even trying to be Obama. That was not bad. I wasn't even trying to do Obama. Any Bravo? It's not bad. What was I just going to have you look up? This is it, the holograms, yeah. Hey, can I pee really quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go. We'll look at this hologram. I'm going to have you look up? This is it, the holograms. Yeah. Hey, can I pee really quick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go. We'll look at this hologram. I'm going to pee too. We'll be right back, folks. Hey, Jupiter. Shit. And we're back.

So good to hang with you, my brother. Dude, hell yeah. So let's see this hologram shit. So is that what it looked like? So she had like a glow around her. Stop the insanity. CNN's hologram was horrendous. CNN's decision to use a hologram during its election coverage Stop the insanity. CNN's hologram was horrendous. CNN's decision to use a

hologram during its election coverage ruined the broadcast. For one, green screens and overlay images aren't even real hologram technologies. So it's a fake hologram. Oh, I see. So they pretended they had a hologram, and they used a green screen.

Maybe it was probably the same thing. I thought they did something else and Will.i.am showed up too. How dare they bullshit? How dare they? I can't believe they lied again. Scroll down there and see what it said and how they used it. It said, first off, let me say this wasn't even real hologram technology, which annoys

me from the start. Don't say it's a hologram technology unless it really is. If CNN was truly using a hologram, it would not have employed a green screen and overlay images. Instead, it would have captured scattered light and then reconstructed it back in the studio. Oh, and it probably would have bankrupted CNN too.

But I digress. Oh, it's because it's probably super fucking expensive to make actual holograms. That's the future, bro. The future is like AR and VR, where you're going to see things, like put glasses on, you're going to see things that aren't there. I think holograms, like, you know, some UFO sightings could be holograms. If they can make holograms.

I don't think so. I mean, I don't know. Can they project things in the sky? I think they can. Really? Hologram? They can make Tupac. Really? A hologram? They can make Tupac and Michael Jackson a hologram. Yeah, but they have to have a stage, and they have to have cameras that are pointed at it.

Can't it be like a light like that or something? Projectors, rather, that are pointing at it. I think it has to project off of something. I don't know how it works. How do they use the Tupac hologram? We were talking about the other day how jacked he is. He's way more jacked than the real Tupac was. Are they shooting something, or is it surrounded by something?

That's a solid question that I don't have an answer to. What is it? As I'm looking it up, I believe it comes from the ground. Huh. It's coming up. So is there something above it that reflects? I don't know. I'm going to check.

Is it a projector? I know for a while they had a screen, and they could sort of project something on the screen, and it gave it depth. Were they calling it a hologram? Yeah, the Tupac thing was called a hologram for sure. How much did the Tupac thing, let's guess, how much did that shit cost to make? Let's guess. Six million. I'm going to say two million.

Okay. You know they brought it down somewhere. That's one of the things they have to talk about in a story. They probably made taxpayers pay for it in some way. You know what I mean? It's probably part of some hologram research. Yeah, they just, boom. They just stuffed it in there.

According to the patent from 1989, it says they used a trick, employing an angled piece of glass place at the stage to reflect a projector image onto a screen that looks invisible to the audience oh it's bullshit so it's a projection too so it's not really a hologram interesting okay so it's a screen that the audience can't see and it's something off the floor that projects that screen. That makes sense. I was watching an episode of Black Mirror,

and Miley Cyrus is on it. It's an episode about a pop star, and she's got an evil aunt. Yes. Spoil it. Yes, I've seen that one. It's a good one. It's a really good one.

Oh, yeah. Black Mirror. Yeah. That's when they went with the hologram version of her, you know, after they had her in a coma. And I was like, that's not far away from what they did with Tupac. I mean, can you imagine if they can sell? I mean, I guess you'd have to give the family, Tupac family, something, right?

If they have concert tours of the hologram. Yeah. Would people go to see that? Just a concert tour? Hell, yeah. They would see it. They probably would. just to hear good music yeah right and to make it even just look like it's really him doing it especially if it gets really good if it gets really good or it's spooky yeah yeah i mean you could bring back anybody. Rockstars are better to the record labels when they die in their peak and they're frozen in time like that.

You know what I mean? Like Kurt Cobain, man. That guy is just a legend. Janis Joplin. Yeah. You don't get to see them do their shitty albums and start doing commercials and shit. You know what I mean? Selling margarine.

Yeah. You don't get to see that. So that kills that legendary status. And you don't think record companies know that shit? Remember that movie Ford Fairlane with Andrew Dice Clay? That's what that movie was about. That movie was about like a record label blowing up an artist, icing them, and then boom, they get legendary money forever.

Yeah, I mean, think about it. That was a great movie, man. Ford Fairlane, that was great. I was a gigantic Andrew Dice Clay fan. Gigantic. Isn't it cool hanging out with him at the comedy store? Yeah, it's crazy. He's a good dude.

Yeah. He's so normal. And then that special he did, The Day the Laughter Died. One of the best specials ever, because he didn't have any material. He just was talking. And he recorded it all. Rick Rubin produced it. What was the premise? Let's just put out a bomb?

Well, he was at the peak of his powers. Okay, this is after Dice Rules, the HBO special. He's the fucking man. So he decides unannounced to go to Dangerfields in New York City. And for a couple days just records himself talking just goes on stage like see he has fake punchlines

yeah get it back get it like it's like a bunch like and there's no punchline he doesn't give a fuck so he purposely purposely had no material this guy why put it out though cuz he's crazy dice is funny it had to be on purpose like yeah's a prank. Yes. I'm going to put out a shitty special. No, he did it on purpose. It's called The Day the Laughter Died. Yeah. He put it out knowing what he was doing before he put it out. He had no jokes in it.

How many of those? What kind of reviews? Dude, I want to read those reviews. How many units? Did it get immediately put in the 99 cent bin at Zody's? No, because it was a smash hit with comedians. I remember Mike Donovan from the Comedy Connection in Boston told me about it. He was crying laughing.

He was talking about how he's just fucking making things up. And he goes, there's one part he's talking about. He's doing a Nixon impression in a girl's ass. He goes, I would be like Nixon in that ass That's actually good But he came I guarantee he probably came up with that on the spot Wow It seemed like everything he was doing he was just talking about stuff and this one guy gets up because people don't know he's gonna

Be there so they don't know they're gonna be a part of the audience This guy gets up and he goes you're about as funny as a glass of milk know they're going to be a part of the audience. This guy gets up and he goes, you're about as funny as a glass of milk. He left that in there too. I mean, it's a fucking amazing fuck you to fame. That's what it is. Sure, he's misogynistic and vulgar, but Andrew Dice Clay does have his humorous moments. However, he's not double CD funny.

This release, produced by Rick Rubin and produced as in quotes, was recorded over two nights at Dangerfields in New York City. An edited Day the Laughter Die would have probably been a great single CD. But alas, the listener has to suffer through unfunny filler, presumably for the sake of continuity. For example, all that is heard for the first 55 seconds on the opening track is Dice breathing and making other noises. As usual with most of his productions, Rick uses no reverb and unfortunately no editing. So he would go on stage and for a minute not sing nothing. That's what he would do for like a minute he would he would practice in the or see how long he could go on stage without saying anything so he would go on stage and do like five minutes not say a fucking word it's just like a test of will you know because you're this thing you're a performer you want people to enjoy their time And you know you're ready to provide them with comedy you're a famous person your dice clay Everybody's come. Oh my god dice is here. This is gonna be great. He's not great at all. He fucks with you

He's healed up now right um I think he's better. Yeah, I think better Rook or something no he had What is it called when you have Bell's palsy, where part of your face doesn't work for a while. Domorea had that many years ago, seven or eight years ago, where part of your face stops working and then it comes back. And how did that happen? I don't know, man.

I don't know. Many people who've been vaccinated have had that as a side effect that's one of the side effects some people get but some people get it anyway there's a certain amount of people that get it anyway uh like dice i mean uh like um dom dom had like i want to say like seven seven or eight years ago he got it and lasted like a few months and then his it came back i think it's you you know, it's not good, whatever it is. But he was touring even when he had Bell's palsy. He'd go on stage. Yeah, he's a savage.

Still do stand-up and kill. We went to see him at the Riviera before the Riviera closed. It was me and Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia. In his prime? No, it was like recently. Oh, recently. Not recently, recently, but within the last decade. Okay.

You know, and it was like whenever they closed the Riviera, it was like one of the last times that I had been by there because they leveled the Riviera. They turned it into something else. That was like the old school place where they filmed Casino. It was the first place I ever worked at. When I worked in Vegas, I worked at the riviera and so we went to see dice there it was fucking hilarious he was hilarious me and norton were crying laughing it was like so fun to have known this guy like to meet him like when i was 19 years old i was in my car

listening to this cassette with this girl that I was dating at the time. And her and I were fucking crying laughing. Just crying laughing. Little Miss Muffin sat on her puppet. I loved all that, dude. I'd listen to that over and over. See, he was different than any other comedian because you wanted to hear the jokes over again. Yeah, yeah.

And you would sing them along with it. Yeah. What's in the bowl, bitch? Yeah. He needed the money! Oh! I mean, it was different, because it was different than any other kind of joke.

Like, people wanted to hear the nursery rhymes. Like, he'd do all his other stuff, he'd do all his new material and shit like that, but those fucking nursery rhymes better be there at the end of the show. Yeah, yeah. It was different. Yeah, I loved it, man. I saw him live at the Universal

Amphitheater before it closed down. Or was it the Pacific Amphitheater? I forget, but I... It was probably in Orange County, Pacific Amphitheater. I get him confused. I saw him live. This was like 1989 or something. When he was...

He was at his peak and then on the, you know, I didn't see him in his peak. It was still big. He was the first guy to do arenas, I think. I think it was maybe Steve Martin did some. Maybe he was the first.

But Dice was the first guy to do these giant tours of arenas. First guy that I had heard of. There's more than ever now, right? Yeah. Doing arenas? There's a lot. Like Gabriel Iglesias, Sebastian, Joe Coy, Tom Segura's doing arenas now.

Bert Kreischer's doing arenas. I love Sebastian, man. He's one of those. So many guys from the comedy store, 2000, 2001, 2002, when I used to go just to hang out with you and did a couple open mics and shit like that. But just to see those guys blow up. Sebastian is a fucking superstar.

It's amazing. He's got that style, man. That just sharp Italian style. And now he's effortless. He's gotten to the point where he's so good at comedy, he's effortlessly funny. Yeah. He's so good. He's such a good guy. And it's clean. He's super clean. Oh, gotten to the point where he's so good at comedy, he's effortlessly funny. Yeah. He's so good.

He's such a good guy, too. And it's clean. He's super clean. Oh, yeah. But it doesn't matter. Yeah. He's so good. And he can go on after someone who talks about sucking cock for 20 minutes

and still kill. It doesn't matter. He's so funny. He's got just a way about him. And it was really interesting to watch him in the beginning because he was hit or miss. He was trying to find his rhythm. He was trying to find that thing.

Then one time, I remember I was in a hotel room in Vegas. And I just flipped through the channels. And his Showtime special was on. I sat there and watched it. I was like, oh, shit, this is really good. It was really funny. I was like, damn, he's killing it. You know who killed me recently at the comedy store?

Who? Brent Ernst. Brent Ernst is funny. Dude. Have you ever seen that bit that he does about the roller skating rink? Yeah, that was the old one. I remember the roller skating rink. That was beautiful.

But dude, his new material, he was crushing. Really? And he's got his, he's not like Sebastian. He's more like a Jersey Shore kind of comedian. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's got that Jersey Shore side. It's fucking hysterical.

Oh, that's awesome. Oh, man. Good to hear, man. That's good to hear. Yeah, he's better than ever. That's great. I love it when guys, like Tripoli, that's awesome. Oh, man. Good to hear, man. That's good to hear. Yeah, he's better than ever. That's great. I love it when guys like Tripoli better than ever. Yeah.

Tripoli out there throwing bombs. Oh, dude. I love it. Every night he crushes. Of course. When he's in front of a tinfoil hat comedy crowd. Oh, yeah. He crushes.

When he's in front of me, too, that reason the reason we did the tinfoil hat comedy show is because i just want you know you know you when you go uh play uh when you do a comedy show 99.9999 of your audience the survival rate is you're a fan of yours they paid good money to see you so you got a whole fucking arena of people that love you. And then that energy is going to get shot right into you, into your soul, and you're going to give them your best performance, right? Because your best performance will for sure come generally when the audience is giving you that energy where you feel like you could just say anything, right? But if half the audience hated you and half the arena loved you, man, there would be some, you might catch a, like a negative, like half these motherfuckers don't even like you. It's, it's, there's no way you're going to give your best performance. If a lot of the audience members don't like you. So when I, dude,

I went out a comedy store and I came out, I came out too fucking crazy. I came out and I said something about fucking, you know uh they're eating babies or something like that something about eating babies I try to make a joke about like crazy shit and dude crickets dude I fucked dude and it fucked up it fucked up the whole set it fucked up the whole set because you can't get them back and Joey was there yeah I couldn't get them back they They were all like, I'm like, shit. And then Joey in the back, he gave me the best advice. You gave me some of the best advice that I would never forget. And Joey did too. Joey said, listen, Eddie Bravo, you can't just go out there and put it in their ass.

You got to play with their pussy a little bit. Nibble on their ear. You can't just stick it in their ass like that, Eddie Bravo. And then one of the best and I'll never forget that and I always remind myself, start slow, dog. Don't go out there too crazy. I always I think of Joey. You got to get to know them.

Think about it like you're getting to know a person. Yes. Trying to tell a person how you feel about things. Yes. And one thing you told me that I'll never forget was edit your shit. I could hear your voice. Yeah.

You got to edit your shit. Oh, man, that's so huge. I always think about that. It's very important. Yeah, when you're writing, you want to be able to be funny without using a lot of extra words that aren't necessary. So when I go back and I listen to my shit, I'm like, fuck. I always think about, well, you got to edit this shit down. Economy of words that aren't necessary. So when I go back and I listen to my shit, I'm like, fuck. I always think about, well, you've got to edit this shit down.

Economy of words. Exactly. Yeah. But then you also build on stuff, too. There's like two different things that are going on simultaneously. Like sometimes there's a premise that you haven't totally explored,

and you should write more about it. Like you should add more to the bit. Yeah. But in each point that you have in those bits, you've got to edit those words. Yes. Yeah. And that's what comics, oftentimes they don't do that. And they say it one way, But in each point that you have in those bits, you've got to edit those words. Yes. Yes. And that's what comics, oftentimes, they don't do that.

And they say it one way, and it kind of works, so they keep saying it that way forever. They don't fuck with it. You've got to fuck with it a little bit. You've got to try to figure out, and sometimes it'll eat shit, because I've fucked with killer bits before and ruined them, where a killer bit just didn't work that way. I tried to do it a different way and it just didn't. I was trying to explore another way to talk about the subject. It didn't work at all and it became too wordy.

And I'm like, fuck. I went down a bad road. Now I've got to back out. Now the bit sucks. I learned recently that I'd like crowd work. And you know that show Stand Up on the Spot? Yes. It's all crowd work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the premise of the show, Jeremiah Watkins, he does it in the belly room. The premise of the show is, you know, you can't go up there and use material you've used before. That's really the rule. You got to go up there. Well, the audience puts their hand up.

Yeah, yeah. And when they put their hand up or, you know, you call on them, they have a premise. Yeah, but it's really easy. You could find a premise and then attach it to one of your bits. You know what I mean? Right, right, yeah. And when they put their hand up or, you know, you call on them, they have a premise. Yeah, but it's really easy. You could find a premise and then attach it to one of your bits. You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right. So you're not supposed to do that.

If you did a bit before on stage, you're not supposed to do it or whatever. So I thought, shit, this is going to be challenging. And I did it like two years ago when he first started doing it. And I kind of had like a thick mixed feeling about it. I don't know. I was like, damn, did I suck? I don't know. That was hard going up there with no material. Fuck, the odds of you bombing. That was like

50%, you know what I mean, at least. So the last time I did it, like a month ago, god damn. You know what the key was? Because I generally don't go on stage. Exactly. But I don't go on stage high. Yeah, but that's a different gig. Yes, totally. So I was about to go up and then some dude had pen, and I go, dude, let me have that.

And as he was introducing me, I got high, and I walked up. Man, I had so much fun. Yeah, that's a show to do high. Oh, hell yeah. That's a show to do high. Totally. Do you still get high when you go on stage? Oh, yeah.

I mean, every time. Yeah, most times. Sometimes you don't. Occasionally I don't. Just for the fuck of it. And you still crush. Yeah. Yeah, it's still the same. You don't. Occasionally I don't. Just for the fuck of it. And you still crush. Yeah. It's still the same.

You don't feel. I know what to do. Yeah. You know, it's just like what I like about pot is that it opens up other possibilities. Yes. Sometimes when I'm talking about something, I'll go, but what about this thing? And a lot of the taglines that I have are just riffs where I came up with something on the spot and because I was just talking shit and having fun.

And then that thing became another bit. That's like that happens all the time. Do you ever have a bit that you were working on years ago and then you kind of let it go or whatever and you couldn't, didn't know where to go with it, but then you got this new bit and that plugs into it, right? 100%.

Yeah. Right. That's why it's important to write, right? Yeah. Like, you know, everybody has their own way of doing it and some of the greats don't write.

They don't sit down. That's another thing I remember for you. I write. I at least write. I don't write everything out, but I write out all my ideas. And if there's a funny line that I know that's, it's like a line that it works, I'll write that down. Remember that line. That's, that's, that's important.

But I write every idea down. Do you have my phone, dude? My comedy notes? Yeah. I write a lot.. Do you have my phone, dude? My comedy notes? I write a lot and that's because of you. Because I don't know how many times I heard you tell other comedians like, dude, you gotta write new shit, dog. You gotta write new shit.

Well, we would take guys on the road and I would do a whole hour, right, and they would do 20 minutes. And then I'd come back to town two years later because I had a new special out with a whole new hour. And these motherfuckers would have the same 20 minutes. And I'd be like, hey, man, you are never going to get out of this opening spot with the same 20 minutes for five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten years. You can't do that. You've got to fucking put out a special,

and you've got to abandon all this shit and start from scratch. You have to. Oh, yeah. I've heard you say that many times. I remember that shit. But that's just the guys who just got stuck in this old way of doing things where you're just trying to get on television. There was a bunch of guys that came out to Hollywood,

and all they really wanted to do was get on a TV show. So get a 20-minute, 30-minute set. And get yourself cast on a sitcom, sitcom and pooh, you'll be killing it. That shit's over. Sitcoms? Sitcoms are over. Sitcoms are over. Are fucking over. I mean, they're totally over, right? Doesn't it seem like... Do they even exist? Netflix has some. I have

a friend in... Miss Pat has a great one. I have a producer friend in Hollywood and he's telling me recently, he's like, dude, movie production is at like 20%. He goes, nobody's, he's like, dude, movie production is at like 20%. He goes, nobody's making shit right now, dude. And movie theaters, you go to movie

theaters, there's no movies. Where are the new movies at? Every weekend. Remember there were like three, four, five new movies? Every weekend. There was like all these, everyone would go to the movies. Dude, this guy, he's telling me that he Every weekend there was like all these everyone would go to the right dude them the

This guy he's telling me that he he thinks that like whatever's running like whatever's pushing the One-world government narrative they at some point they figured out okay movie theaters are not good for the one-world government We got to stream everything keep everybody it keeps people at home We got to stream everything, keep everybody at, it keeps people at home. We got to do everything we can to keep people at home. We just want to keep them at home. And he thinks that, dude, the movie business

is fucking tanking. Yeah, but isn't that, that's because of the pandemic. They shut down all the movie theaters. But that's over though. Right, but it took two fucking years.

And the movies are just starting to go out in the movie theaters now. And also like, when things go to streaming, like the actors you're pissed who was that one big actor was it scarlett johansson that sued because she put out a film and it was supposed to be released in the movie theaters that was part of the contract and they released it on streaming and i guess when an actor like then you don't get the box office

money and then they need new deals yeah and like who the fuck i don't know what their accounting is like in terms of like how many streams how many how much they have to pay you for streams yeah like if you're on apple tv and you know you you they put a movie up and it cost uh 16 bucks or whatever what how much does the actor get is it just like a box office is like a ticket thing is the same amount of money like how much do they get because that's where the money comes in like we see these big box office gates right yeah when you say oh my god terminator three look at all the numbers and everybody sees the numbers like whoa the number one movie in the box office terminator three whoa and everybody hears about it it's like the one piece of business that seems to be like everybody's public opinion everybody wants to know about it it's everybody

it's public information how much money of. How much money did that movie make? It's all about how much money did that movie make. How much money did Sylvester Stallone get for that new movie? Isn't that crazy? The money's very important. Matt Damon prays for his perfect explanation of why movies aren't being made like they used to be. The DVD was a big part of our business.

So that's part of it too. I'm sure. Because there's no DVD sales. So let's see what he says. I want to hear what he says. Okay. Hit that clip. Sitting on the couch on a Friday night, going through the streaming services, cycling through the movies and thinking to themselves, they're not making movies for me anymore.

As somebody who's been intimately involved in moviemaking for 30 years, what are the macro Hollywood conditions behind that sentiment? Well, so what happened was the DVD was a huge part of our business, of our revenue stream. And technology has just made that obsolete. And so the movies that we used to make, you could afford to not make all of your money when it played in the theater because you knew you had the DVD coming behind the release. And six months later, you'd get a whole nother chunk. It would be like reopening the movie almost. And when that went away, that changed the type of movies that we could make.

I did this movie, Behind the Candelabra, and I talked to a studio executive who explained it was a $25 million movie. I would have to put that much into print and advertising, right, to market it, what we call P&A, so I'd have to put that in P&A. So now I'm in $50 million. I have to split everything I get with the exhibitor, right, the people who own the movie theaters. So I would have to make $100 million

before I got into profit. And the idea of making $100 million on a story about this love affair between these two people, yeah, I love everyone in the movie, but that's suddenly a massive gamble in a way that it wasn't in the 1990s when they were making all those kind of movies, the kind of movies that I loved and the kind of movies

that were my bread and butter. Interesting. Makes sense. Does make sense. Yeah. But DVDs were obsolete, you know, 15 years ago or 10 years ago, kind of already. Was it 10 years? I'd say like 10 years. 10 years? Yeah.

Who even has a DVD player you find a DVD like you know somebody with a DVD player once the internet started picking up Redbox is still popular but I mean I don't

you play them through like a Playstation or Xbox I guess but aren't they just streaming no Redbox like the you go to the grocery store

you pay a dollar and you're like I still do that I've never done that ever I've never done that I don't think I've ever done that either you know I hear someone told do that? I've never done that ever. I've never done that. I don't think I've ever done that either. You know, I hear someone told me that the way they make money,

that red box is like the ones that, like when they send a DVD out to you to rent, and then they're relying on your laziness to return it in time. So they're relying on those late fees. That's what they're really making. They're like, keep it, break it. I'm sure. Do whatever you want with it.

Lose it. We're going to charge your credit card. Remember that used to be Netflix? Netflix used to send you a DVD. Yeah. That was Netflix. They want you to lose it so they can charge your credit card. Isn't that wild that that's what they used to be and now they're just streaming?

Everything's streaming and they have a fucking universe of shows. You could never leave your house and you'd always watch something. It's a weird time for entertainment. You can always be entertained. The time slot means nothing now. That's nothing. When shit comes out, you still kind of feel

it a little bit with the House of Dragons, Game of Thrones. Everyone's going to watch it at a different time. They're not going to watch it right when it gets released, but it's kind of close. At least they got everybody together

on Sunday when it drops. I was watching that shit. Yeah. What did you think of House of Dragons? I saw the first episode. I didn't watch the second one. I haven't either. I put it off.

I'm going to watch it soon. I'm going to watch it, but that first one, it seems... You didn't like it? How dare you? It seems like... You're going to break my It seems like a lower budget Game of Thrones. You can talk about lizard people.

You can talk about buildings that existed here before the Indians. You better leave the fucking House of the Dragon alone. Okay, okay. I loved it. I thought it was fucking great. I'm excited. They set it up good. I thought they set it up good. I thought it they set it up good. I did like that they

cuz generally in movies if liking you you have a scene where someone's given birth and The mother or the baby is gonna die when I have like a dramatic scene like that usually one lives usually one lives Spoiler alert. Oh, sorry, bro. We can't talk about shit like that. You're spoiling it for the people that haven't watched it. Okay, okay. That's a dramatic moment. Okay. But I like the way they went with that. What a wild idea that there's one fucking weird group of people that can control dragons. What? Like, why?

That shit could really happen. Oh, my God. Did you imagine? I mean, if it was just a robot instead of a dragon. But if there's one group of people that can control dragons, of course, they're gonna be running everything What a ridiculous arrangement. How does that there's no logic to that? They don't have any other kind of magic They just you can't burn them and they control dragons Right, they couldn't burn him either right? They didn't they weren't except didn't she like walk right out of the fire?

I think the only way to kill him was with that uh ice that uh special ice isn't that dragons though that's dragons and white walkers what are you talking about the targaryens how do you kill them yeah the targaryens are just regular people yeah but they control dragons yes how come i think they're gonna explain that if you just be patient just be patient i think they're just gonna leave that out they left it out of the whole first 10 seasons of the Game of Thrones. That's why they're doing the prequel. Get the fuck out of here. They ain't going to tell you shit.

Come on, man. They're already controlling the dragons. They're not going to tell you how they control the dragons. I think we need to. No, we don't have to. Just ignore it. They're going to ignore it. I know, but I think we need to.

No. No. They're going to leave us in the mystery. They're arguing in the writing rooms. I fucking love Game of Thrones. Oh, hell yeah. I'm so excited this new show is back. history. They're arguing in the writing rooms. I fucking love Game of Thrones. Oh, hell yeah. I'm so excited this new show is back. Yeah.

I thought the new show looked great. There's going to be another one with Jon Snow, right? Is there? Yeah, like his prequel. The Jon Snow, but there's another one. Is it him? As him? I don't know.

That would be a good one. Have you heard of that, Jamie? There's going to be another one? That guy was the shit. It's going to be about the White Walkers and something like that. That's what I heard, unless I was on fucking... My favorite was the zombie dragon. When they had the dragon White Walker.

There it is. Game of Thrones Jon Snow sequel all but confirmed. Oh, it's a sequel. All but confirmed is eagle-eyed fan spot clue. Ah, eagle-eyed fans. Game of Thrones fan spot major clue hinting that Jon Snow's spinoff is underway, plus a few key details. Okay, so it's not a prequel. It's a sequel.

Okay. Continual, right after the first one ends. Jon Snow goes off on his own. That should be pretty cool. Jon Snow's a zombie. I like the White Walkers. Oh, yeah. I was cool with that.

Oh, yeah. I love that kind of shit. The big, month, giant motherfucker. I love that they killed everybody, too. Like, people you love, dead. You know? You're just really getting into this guy's character. You watch his head get mushed by the mountain. You're like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That first episode,

I didn't start watching Game of Thrones till, like, ten seasons in. I refused. I just refused. And then you finally said, dude, trust me. Watch it. And anytime you're passionate about something like a movie or a tv series you're generally right if you say dude just fucking watch one episode well i don't recommend on the fence shit to you yeah you just come with the

good shit so and i know that shit so i watched the first episode and that's the one where you know like what this brother Brothers fucking the sister? And then the dude falls. And then they push the little kid out the window. I'm like, dude, this is gangster. Gangster. Yeah. They chop the fucking king's head off. You got to come strong with that first episode.

You could take a couple episodes off. Sometimes they take a couple episodes off where they're like, dude, I haven't seen nobody die in this one. I want to see someone fucking have their head chopped off or something first some kind of massive episode of game of thrones they came out guns blazing yeah guns blazing yeah i love those kind of shows man i love those kind of shows there's pure fantasy nice escape i like a nice escape yeah yeah ozark nice escape you know know. I also like knowing that even though there's dragons and fucking magic and all kinds of crazy shit that's not real, the savagery that you see was real. That's how people really did battle back then.

They hacked each other to pieces. Yeah. They literally did ride at each other on horses with armor and a fucking stick and try to knock each other off. Yeah. Those people were fucking horrible. Like 300? Oh, my God, dude. Could you imagine being alive during the Spartan days?

Imagine going to war with bows and arrows and swords and shit and people would just hack into giant swarms of people. They were fucking everybody up, right? Yeah. And then, you know, the Spartans, those are the Greeks, right? I mean, isn't there like a, didn't they say, yeah, they took little boys with them and stuff like that? Isn't that part of like their... I think there was a lot of that going on back then.

Or maybe they just bullshitted. Like people who hated the Spartans are haters. They were writing the history books like, yes, they always had little boys with them. No, because people wrote about it back then. They wrote about like boy lovers back then. There's a lot of documents. Not just them.

Not just the Spartans, but even fucking like Socrates. Like a lot of those like ancient philosophers, like a lot of them were having sex with boys. Hmm. I think. Well, maybe they were having sex with boys. Hmm. I think. Maybe they were lying. Maybe they were lying.

I think that until people realized it was bad, they were doing that a lot. I think pedophilia is, look, as gross as it is, if you go and look at chimpanzees, they do it all the time. I think humans probably did it all the time too. I think humans probably did it all the time, too. I think it wasn't until like modern civilization where people realize how horrific it is to victimize someone as a child like that. And the people who have it done to them oftentimes do it again to someone else. I think that was like a normal part of humans back in the early days. As gross and scary as that sounds. But if you think about the Romans and the Greeks, you keep hearing about all these ancient cultures where they fuck boys.

Yeah, you do. You know about that tribe in New Guinea? Which one? There's a tribe in New Guinea where they all take the boys away from their mothers when they're seven. And they think that the way they grow and mature to be strong is by consuming sperm of the warriors. So the warriors have anal and oral sex with them when they're like little kids. I'm reading this about the Spartans. Isn't that almost what this says right here?

Yeah. The state of Sparta made homosexuality relationships mandatory. In the military totalitarian city state of Sparta, every aspect of life was fully prescribed by the state. All Spartan males underwent full military training from the age of seven years. At the age of 12 or 13, this included taking an erastis. What does that word? That's what I felt like.

Erastis from among the older men. The older lover was seen as much as a mentor and a role model for the Spartan boy as a lover. And the performance of the boy in battle was now the responsibility of his mentor thus it was an educational as much as a sexual role there was no doubt that some of the relationships between Spartan men and their protégés in the army were sexual they did not have to be. Two of the most well-known sources of our knowledge about Sparta, Plutarch and Xenophon, stressed that the relationship should consist of ideal friendship and that to sexually consummate it would be an abomination.

Nonetheless, any man who refused to take on a young boy as his protege would be punished, as it was seen as a duty to raise another Spartan boy to be as good a fighter as yourself. The homoerotic element cannot be entirely ignored. The Spartan king, Agesilaus, was mocked by his friends because he drew back from the offered kiss of a very beautiful boy, Megabats. Megabates? Megabates. They called him a coward for being afraid of a boy's caresses.

But Agesilaos eventually said he would rather remain above such things and keep his liberty. Doesn't it seem like this is kind of, like, I don't know. I think that's like CRT type shit. You know what I mean? They're just trying to make it, they're trying to normalize it. I don't know. They're normalizing it? I think they're just saying it was normal back then.

I don't think they're trying to normalize it for today. I don't think anybody's saying that you should fuck boys today. No, I mean, if you read that, read that it seems like hey the Spartans did it you know what I mean and they were like trying to have a real relationship it wasn't all about sex they had they you know it was important to be their friends too it sounds like they're they're normalizing oh here it is Erastus is an adult man in ancient Greece who courted or was in a pederastic relationship with an adolescent boy. So it was so normal that they had a fucking term for it.

Or they're trying to make it normal. Or maybe all that's bullshit. Come on, man. They lie about history. But why would they lie about that? That seems like a thing. Aren't they promoting that? Aren't they already doing that?

That's not what they're trying to do. No, no, I know. They're trying to describe a culture that they don't understand. Yeah. They're trying to examine this bizarre warrior culture that also happened to have a lot of homosexual relationships. They're not like promoting it. No one's saying you should go be a Sparta, a Spartan.

No, but what I'm saying is I don't know shit, dude. I don't know nothing. But to me, that seems like they're trying to say, hey, look, the Spartans did it. And they were like, they're friends with the boys, too. They just didn't. It sounds like they're normalizing it, like Spartans were fucking savages. Or they're telling the truth about how they viewed the relationship. They could be.

It's a tricky thing, man. I mean, you're talking about people that lived a long fucking time ago. I think the rule of law, it's different all the time, right? Like, things change. Things change, like, what people get accustomed to, what's normal. This fucking tribe in, what was I saying it was? New Guinea, Papua New Guinea, that has sex with the boys. Like, they've been doing this forever.

And this is, like, a normal part of of their culture it's the creepiest shit ever they take these boys away from their parents when they're seven years old and the boys live with these men and they think that the way to get them stronger and bigger is they get a drink come and they gotta take it up the ass and that's what they do to them and that's their whole that's how uh you know you know isn't that how monkey pox started you know what i mean like what is it about what is it about a male asshole the what's in a male asshole that's not in a female asshole that gives you monkey pox how come a girl's asshole don't give you monkey i think a girl could get it but she has to have sex with a guy who's got it so the guy has to have sex with a guy who's got it. So the guy has to have sex with a guy who's got it.

It's coming mostly through unprotected gay sex for whatever reason. But that doesn't mean that a girl can't get it. Some people have gotten it, but it's only like 2%. It's like 98% guys having sex with guys. I don't understand it either. It doesn't make any sense to me. To me, I think my conspiracy mind tells me that that's how they get you to believe it. They make it, they present something that has nothing to do with you. You're not gay.

You don't have to worry about it. It's the gay people. And then you're like, damn, you know, shit, thank God I'm not gay. They're getting all these fucking blisters all over their dick. God damn. God, don't worry. It's just the gays. You don't have to worry about it.

You go on by your daily life and then all of a sudden you hear oh dude it's spreading into uh women's assholes too and damn now everyone's gonna get it they're like oh because that's how aids was in the beginning aids was just uh gay disease that's what they said that's what they said then all of a sudden little by little like dude you can get it from chicks now too you're like what about blowjobs? Like, yeah. It's like, oh, shit. You know, at first it was, so you believe it, you buy it.

You know those, have you ever seen that video of like a guy, he's like running on a sidewalk and he goes around a curve and he's running and then there's a raptor behind him. Yes. Have you seen that? Yes. And then the raptor comes around and everyone just loses their right yeah why was that guy necessary the guy running because at first they're running like that guy why are they trying to trick me this guy's running i have nothing to do with this i'm just why yeah i have nothing to do i'm just running

by so they believe whatever he's running so when when they see the raptor, boom, they believe it. They're already ready to run. But if the guy ran around the block and went right up to him and goes, there's a raptor after me. Please help me. And then the raptor comes. Dudes will be like, what is this shit? Right.

You know, but since the victim wasn't involved initially, the victim wasn't involved, that's how you prank people. You create a situation. You know who the victim is. You just have them hearing shit, but it has nothing to do with them. That's how you prank people. You create a situation. You know who the victim is. You don't, you just have them hearing shit, but it has nothing to do with them. That's how you sell it first. And then after they sell it, because why would they, why would they be lying to him? Because he's not even involved in it. Then boom, they focus on him and he totally believes it. That's

I look at punk, look at everything. You have to involve the victim or not involve the victim, have him just witness it. So that's what I. So that's what I think is probably going to happen with monkeypox. It's going to be, if they don't pull the plug on it, they might just pull the plug on it. But if they continue to go with it, it's going to be a disease. It's not going to be just a gay disease. Everyone's going to be able to get it. I love that you find conspiracies in everything. You're always looking for conspiracies in everything.

Everything coming from mainstream media, it's sus. Big time. Anything coming through mainstream media, I'm like, let me dissect that. I'm not going to believe

whatever they said. Like if you knew somebody and you were friends with them for a few years and then you find out everything he told you was a lie, he's a big fraudster. Everything was a lie.

Anything he would tell you from that point on, a smart person would, a dumb person would go, yeah, just because he lied about his whole life doesn't mean he's lying about that. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on that. No.

A smart person would go, I don't believe shit you say until you show me irrefutable evidence. Otherwise, I don't know what you're saying. Here's my take on monkeypox. There's so much going on in the world. I see monkeypox and I go, okay, what is it? What happens?

Oh, I don't have to worry about that. That's it. And then I'm done. Exactly. Literally, I'm done. I don't have any more thoughts on monkeypox. Zero. Exactly.

I'm like, no one's dying. No one's dying. They have a vaccine for it. And you're not gay. And we're good. Yeah. And we're good. I don't have to think about it.

So I don't think about monkeypox even a little bit. It's out of my mind Yeah, so I see it on the news. It's like it's like when I scroll through Instagram some shit that I'm not interested in I'm not paying attention to it, but I've gotten better at that Like when I was younger, I would start like what what is going on with this? And I start digging deep into it, but now I'm like there's too much shit to pay attention Yeah, monkeypox doesn't seem to be a big. Yeah yeah you have zero theories on monkey box but there was uh this crazy uh series of photos that this gay porn star put up he put up like that he was uh like having

this great gang bang and then the next post he has he's got monkey pox he's got monkey pox all over his face he's like eating some guy's ass and it's cuz she's got monkeypox everywhere. It's like Should have stuck to the tank. He would he would have got credit for it I mean, I don't know what specifically like who's patient zero like who's patient zero the monkeypox epidemic Who's the first guy who got it exactly and didn't tell anybody you getting all Where are you getting all this information from? Yeah, where are you getting it? MSM? Yeah. All you do is lie.

They're trying to rename it. What? Yeah, yeah. The monkey box has a bad stigma in the gay community. That's huge. So we're going to rename it. We're going to call it N965. Well, you know what AIDS was called before AIDS?

HTLV1? No, it was called GRID, Gay Related Immune Deficiency. That's what they called it. And then the gay community was like, change the name, change the but that's what they called it and then the gay community was like change the name change the name so then they changed it to aids acquired immune deficiency syndrome but there was a like a there was a late they had a label of it too it was like i forget what the initial there was like a you know they cove 19 you know they use that there was like a label for what they called uh hiv back then or what they called the aids

dude aids are scary dude i thought i had aids a couple times fuck i was like oh shit i got a couple tests i get there was girls that wouldn't have sex with you unless you had a aids test oh yeah there was do you remember those days everybody was scared yeah yeah everybody thought you could get aids from someone just from sex you'd be scared too they thought people were dying from butt fucking each other everybody thought people were dying from butt-fucking each other. Everybody thought people were dying from sex. That's crazy, right? Damn, they got people good.

The thing is, some diseases can kill you that come from sex. Like syphilis is a scary one. You ever see those old photos of people dying of syphilis? Their fucking scalp would cave in. They have big holes in their faces and shit. Holes like you'd see their teeth through their fucking cheek, their cheeks. Yeah.

You ever see that shit? That's how Al Capone died. Died of syphilis. That's a bad way to die, dude. Yeah. You get that from fucking. That's the evilest fuck disease.

Cause he's just like rot. Like, you ever seen it? You ever seen those photos? Are people still dying of syphilis? No. No? They're giving penicillin now.

Okay. So that was before penicillin cures syphilis? I think it's penicillin that cures syphilis? No. No? They're getting penicillin now. Okay. So that was before penicillin cures syphilis? I think it's penicillin that cures syphilis. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it does. Is that correct? You never hear of anybody die of syphilis ever. Somebody invented penicillin.

Yeah. And they figured out how to use it on syphilis, I think. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Singling Jackson of long-acting benzathine penicillin G can cure the early stages of syphilis. This includes primary, secondary, and latent syphilis. CDC recommends three doses of long-acting benzathine penicillin G at weekly interviews for the latent syphilis or latent syphilis of unknown duration. So, yeah, penicillin. Yeah, that's a horrible one though, man.

Do you know that's where the term big wig came from? Did you know that? I'm sorry to bring this up again, folks. If you heard me talk about it before. There was these brothers or these royal people in, I believe it was France, and they had syphilis and they were losing their fucking hair

because syphilis makes your hair fall out and clumps and you have big raw patches of fucking meat on your head. And so these guys started wearing wigs. And so the richer you were, the more wig you had. So you became a big wig. So these really wealthy guys had these extravagant, crazy wigs. And that's how they would floss. And everybody had fucking syphilis because all those people back then were having orgies.

If you had syphilis, I had syphilis. He has syphilis. Everybody's fucking syphilis because all those people back then were having orgies. If you had syphilis, I had syphilis. He has syphilis. Everybody's fucking everybody. Dude, how cool would it be if it was okay for men to wear wigs? That would be fucking so cool. Look what they look like. Like if you got like girls were attracted to dudes with wigs. You know what I mean?

Like if you didn't have a wig, you had shitty wigs, you got shitty chicks. You know what I mean? Like the better your wig was. Could you imagine? Remember that John Saxon wig? Remember from Enter the Dragon, John Saxon? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I was talking about that on my podcast the other day. Well, there was some, you know, preposterous wigs throughout history, but nothing like back then, because everybody knew it was a wig. Like, people have had hair pieces, but hair pieces are kind of a lie. Like, you're pretending it's your piece. You're pretending it's your hair, but it's this cleverly glued-on wig. But that's not a lie. Everybody knew it was a wig, and everybody knew that everybody else bought one too.

You know who's pulling it off? The wigs? It's Maynard. He wears wigs, and it's cool because it's part of his pussifer persona. There's a lot of sketch comedy. He pulled it off. He could wear a wig, and he looks cool with wigs. Yeah, he could pull it off.

And that'd be a good move for him to go places, too. Just wear a wig. Yeah. God, bring wigs back. That would be so fucking cool. Find some images of what was the time period that we're talking about. I would get an Edgar. Wearing wigs.

You know those Edgar cuts? Look at that. That's what they would wear, Eddie. Look how wild that is. Hell yeah. They were like rock stars. They looked like Winger. Yeah, exactly. And that what they would wear, Eddie. Look how wild that is. Hell yeah. They were like rock stars. They looked like Winger. Yeah, exactly.

And that's why, look, he had a hole in his face from syphilis. These people had holes in their faces, Eddie. Damn. I mean, the images of people dying from syphilis. Go to images of people dying from syphilis. Bring back wigs. Syphilis wig. dying from syphilis. Bring back wigs.

Syphilis wig. The images of these fucking people that have like giant holes in their heads. Like look at that guy up there with the mustache. That one right there. Look at his fucking head, dude. Oh, shit. That's syphilis. It's like eating his scalp apart. Right down into his fucking brain.

It looks fake, though, doesn't it? Doesn't it look like one of those bald wigs? Like he's got a bald wig on? Bro, that shit's real. That's what would happen to people. Their faces would fall off. They would lose their nose and shit. Look at that.

Jesus Christ, that lady's rotting apart. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's in 1910. Oh, my God, look at her face. That is a crazy photograph. Holy shit, man. You see her cheekbone. Look at her cheekbone.

That is fucking wild. That's a scary-ass disease. Oh, look at that kid's face. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. I feel like this one... It's fake? I don't know. What's the X through it?

I'm trying to find that out it almost looked like it was like a Hollywood makeup zombie photo and just got filtered out Oh my god, but that child with his fucking teeth. Oh my god. That's horrific Just his poor face is rotting off What if what if it was like some kind of medical experiment where they shot people up and then they just blamed it on pussy? I can't believe you're going to a conspiracy even on this. Dude, I don't trust shit. I look at anything, any old history, and I'm like,

is that fake? Is that real? I don't know. It's a real disease. Or maybe it's a real disease, but maybe the government caused it, and they're blaming it on pussy. Where do they think syphilis came from? I don't know. What was the first ever case of syphilis?

I'm just talking shit. I don't know nothing. I know you are. I don't know nothing. Well, what are the first, let's find out, what's the first ever case of syphilis, if you had to guess, like diagnosed with syphilis? 1892. Well, they had it way earlier than that, because those people with the big wigs, that was in

what year was that? Oh, shit, that's right. That looked like 1687. Further back. Further back? Damn. 1500? Yeah,

that article said that ravaged Europe worse than, or it was like the next worst thing after the Black Death in 1580.

1580. 1580. 1580. Everybody got killed from fucking. That's real. That's terrifying, dude. What, you imagine, because everyone's going to keep fucking. They get horny.

They're gross. Yeah. People are gross. They're going to find a way to fuck, even if it's killing people. 1400, 1494, Naples. What a way to go, too. Your face just falls apart. Your nose falls off.

Fuck. And you can't stand that shit no more. It still wasn't worth it. You're go, too. Your face just falls apart. Your nose falls off. Fuck. And you can't stand that shit no more. It still wasn't worth it. You're like, damn. I hate that shit. Interesting. Check this out. So this has a theory.

You're like, what did I do? It's a theory that Columbus brought it back from America. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Of course he did. And that's the first time they have, like, two years after he returned. No wonder they gave him smallpox. Just a theory. Just a theory.

Oh, it's a good theory. I like that theory. Let's run with it. The origin of syphilis is disputed. Syphilis was present in the Americas before European contact. Indians were getting it. Yup. May have been carried from the Americans to Europe by returning crewmen from Christopher Columbus's voyage to America. Of course. Or it may have existed in Europe previously but gone unrecognized until shortly after

Columbus's return. Huh. This is why they took down all those buildings? To hide it? It makes sense that it was already here. We've been having orgies and castles for millennia. They probably had all sorts of different strains of syphilis. Crazy shit.

We should wrap this up. We've been doing it like three hours. Can I plug my book real quick? Well, it's not my book. One of my students, Zach Moore, he's written other stuff too. He wrote a book about my musical journey and how it turned into jiu-jitsu. And a big part of that is James Watson, my best friend growing up.

The story of him moving from Arkansas to Hollywood or to L.A. in 86. He puts an ad out in the Recycler. Guitar player into Slayer, Destruction, and Razor looking for a band. I'm 16 years old. I answer the Recycler ad. And then that was it. We moved to Hollywood. We followed our rock star dreams. And he was the

one who told me about the UFC. He's the one that's... Because UFC 1 came out and we were big boxing fans. We watched every pay-per-view, every Mike Tyson, Tuesday Night Fights, and ABC World Sports. We were boxing fanatics. And then we see a commercial about UFC 1. It was the first one, so they didn't have any B-roll.

And to me, I looked at that, I'm like, this is probably going to be like WWF. It's going to be like wrestling. This ain't going to be real. Like, the first commercial of the UFC, dude, it's like a high school production. Yeah. And so we miss UFC one.

And then he comes up. We're living together. He shows up and he says, dude, I was at Guitar Center and someone said that Ultimate Challenge shit was real. It was real. I go, it was real? He goes, yeah, it was a bunch of different styles and they all fought each other. I'm like, what? And I was doing karate at the time.

I go, was there a karate guy? He said he said yeah but they all lost to this one uh this iranian guy i think it was and he was just choking up he was just grabbing everybody by the trachy i go what the karate guy too goes yeah james was telling me this he because he just mixed up the story he goes yeah he choked everybody out so i guess he was just i go karate go, karate, go fuck. So then when UFC 2 was going to come out, I'm like, tape that shit. So his girlfriend had cable. This was 1994. And she taped it. And then he left the tape by my door in our apartment.

And man, UFC fucking 2. That was the the only 16 man tournament at that point because there were eight man tournaments but UFC two was 16 man tournaments a hoist fought four times and I couldn't stand hoists he's beating my karate guys Minoki Ichihara oh damn he beat Jason Delucia I'm like I was like all about karate and i hated him but by the time he got to the finals and he went against pat smith dude i was sold i go dude i gotta do this shit i gotta do this shit and then he beats him it was amazing yeah people don't appreciate how revolutionary that moment was yeah for martial arts yeah because you and i had both practiced martial arts before that like we did different stuff but we had both done some martial arts. Yeah. Because you and I had both practiced martial arts before that. Like, we did different stuff.

But we had both done some martial arts. Yeah. And we all had an idea how a fight would go down. And then you see that, and you're like, oh, my God, I'm so wrong. Oh, my God. I couldn't stand Hoyce for those first three fights. You also realize that was the first time I ever saw a martial art that worked as advertised. That was the first time I ever saw a martial art that worked as advertised because every martial art was supposed to be a smaller

Skilled man can beat a larger more powerful attacker Yeah, but you never saw that you big guys always beat the fuck out of small guys in a fistfight Yeah, but then all of a sudden there's this dude is doing something with technique That's allowing a hundred and seventy five pound man to kill everybody like this is wild it was wild to see men revolutionary for us yeah so James was a big part of like my evolution and met the story of jiu-jitsu so the book is called mastering the metal it's available for pre-order now on Amazon and it actually comes out probably February but it's pretty much done

and I got a new podcast on Rockfin called Look Into It dude on Rockfin I go off dude we can say anything on Rockfin dog I don't say shit on YouTube. YouTube I know if I say anything if I say election fraud they're gonna fucking give me a strike or something

so I keep YouTube clean. It's all business. It's all 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. Let's just keep it all business. But Rockfin. You go hard with the conspiracy. Dude, everybody at the top of Rockfin, fucking awesome people, fully red-pilled. And not red-pilled like Republican, red-pilled like Matrix, you know, awake.

All the guys at the top, they, I i can say they've never told me not to say shit they never censored me so beautiful it's a beautiful thing so that's on rock finn and uh you are you're on instagram and that's who you use mostly right yeah i cut my twitter out i cut my facebook out i'm just on instagram at eddie bravo one zero p 10 p but i'm super shadow banned so it's very hard to find me and I can't add anybody. I can't add anybody. I had 750,000 followers a year ago. I have 630 now they keep deleting my shit. Yeah. And dude, now they make it so I can't, I can't, I usually, if I see a cool video, I'll go, let me take that link and make a video out of it. Now they won't give me the link

now. Now. Yeah. They got me in some chat though. Dude, everyone tells me all the time, dude, I can't find you. I never see your feed. They always say, I never see your feed. So I'll probably get deleted from Instagram pretty soon. They'll probably just cut me loose. Wow. Because on my stories, I'm always posting truth.

You're the man, Eddie. We're going to have some fun tonight, too. We're going to Vulcan tonight. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. we're going to Vulcan tonight oh shit oh shit I'm gonna talk about cow farts alright man love you

see ya bye everybody