The Joe Rogan Experience - #1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Episode Date: March 1, 2023

Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He's also the co-host, along with Brian Redban, of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony."  Brian Redban is a comedian, producer, and founder of the Deathsquad podcast network.

The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. Brian, you've got every kind of caffeinated beverage known to man in front of you. What do you got? I got a smoothie and black rifle. Two black rifles, and then you got a cooler. Oh, this is liquid IV. Oh, look at you, trying to stay hydrated.

I got Factor, I got liquid IV, I got all the sponsors Oh, this is Liquid IV. Oh, look at you trying to stay hydrated. I got Factor. I got Liquid. I got all the sponsors. You've remained remarkably healthy. Out of all the people I was worried about during COVID, it was you. I was worried about you and Tim Dillon. You were my number one and number two,

but you fucking coasted through it like it was nothing. Yeah, it's weird. My doctor said I have this thing where my metabolism is too strong, and it's like fucking my gums up right now. Your metabolism is fucking your gums up? What kind of doctor? You going to a chiropractor?

You going to a witch doctor? No. I've actually been to dentists now because I'm dealing with it right now. My gums are like gum disease type shit. Receding gums? Yeah. So I have to get a deep clean. But they're let me use

nitrous for the first time at a doctor i've never done that have you done nitrous at a doctor it's fun really yeah how silly did you get you haven't done it yet have you done it yeah and i ended up like being mean to the dentist like i was like making jokes that weren't funny like nobody was laughing oh no yeah that's what i'm scared of because you know in college you do it and you fall out a window you start like, like, fishing around and shit. How are you going to do that at a dentist when they're trying to be precise with your teeth? That's a good point, right? Like, you've got to take a wild chance that the person is out of their fucking mind if you're going to dose them up with nitrous.

I don't know what it feels like. Is that the same thing as whippets? Oh, we can find out real quick. It is. It's medical grade. We have them here. Yeah, Ari did whippets on the show. We're like what are you doing? Oh look is this even legal? No Yes, he bought them somewhere like you could buy whippets. You could buy it for for the those machines for the whipped cream

Yeah, it's just whip cream. That's what they call it. Yeah, they call them whippets But I thought for whipped cream you get like a large one Well, that was just when I worked in a restaurant Well the containers large, but then you unscrew the, and it's just a little nitrous thing. Dude, I worked at a Newport Creamery in Massachusetts, and everybody did Whippets. I'm pretty sure I did it once. I must have done it once. I was like 15, 15, 16, I think I worked there.

And people would just go back there and get blasted off of Whippets. Damn. How did Ari react to it? He just started laughing. Like, couldn't stop laughing and threw his head back. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what he said it was like. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Norman hated it. Norman did it. He's like, fuck this. This is terrible. I feel awful. I feel like I died. I don't like it at all. Right.

He was not interested. Seeing Norman, I was like, I'm not doing it. If he's reacting like that. Not my thing. It's just, and then we looked up all the possible things that could happen, and you're like, oh, there's a lot. There's a lot of things that could go wrong. I'm supposed to do that.

It fries your brain cells, too. Well, they said that's a thing with amyl nitrate. You know, amyl nitrate is poppers, and apparently it's big in the gay community with gay dudes who like to party. I don't know if it's still, but at one point in time. It is. We love it. They would take amyl nitrate, and somehow or another it helped them relax during sex.

Something. I don't remember what the – but apparently amyl nitrate is really bad for you, like destroys your immune system, destroys you. Like it's really bad really bad gives you brain damage You know it doesn't seem like you know there's some drugs that people will defend you know they'll talk about the beauty of heroin Like there's no one out there defending a mil nitrate No one's like it's the shit like it's changed my life start doing a mo got my fucking garage clean At least people do speed they get things done you know like people who do speed

they don't want to fucking organize the garage putting shelves up and stuff cleaning everything I need that yeah that's an Adderall thing apparently people do Adderall and they start cleaning shit and organizing not my thing yeah have you fucked with Adderall at all

a couple times what about you no they had me on Ritalin when I was a kid oh that's that figures everything out all the time every day Ritalin's that upper right or downer I mean I think it's an upper well it's an upper but supposedly back then they said that if you had ADD it brings you down like it's supposed to mellow you out but I hated it you know who talked about that is Henry Rollins. Talked about it when he was a kid. They put him on that. He was like five years old. He had him on it.

He was just all the time like fucking. And the way he describes it's like, oh, when you see Henry, like he's so intense. Like everything about him is intense. Even the things he enjoys. Like when he talks about like listening to records, he's so intense. It's like they just cranked his fucking brain up to 10 when he's a little kid, which is wild because you can kind of, I mean, it's not a thing to do. I'm not saying you should do it. But what I'm saying is you can manipulate a child's mind with those things in a way.

Like you're, you have to be you're changing their reality right you're changing the way they experience things that's got to change their view of life overall in general like if your view of life over like you know how stoners are some stoners there it's abusive they're abusive they're so high all the time that they're just like not making sense they're like never make any sense like if you're doing that all the time that they're just like not making sense They're like never make any sense Like if you're doing that all the time when you're like 14 15 16 which some kids do that shit's Terrible for you. It doesn't prepare you for life at all

Like being a fucking full-timer when you're like 14 like whoa like do regular reality is hard enough You're trying to figure out what the fuck is life? What is a grown-up? You know, what is a job? Like, when does this start? When does this I need to get a job thing start? Do you remember that feeling? Like, the high school feeling?

Like, when do I need to be able to take care of myself? Terrifying. Terrifying feeling. And nobody prepares you for it. Nobody prepares you for this idea that you're gonna have to take care of yourself you're like what what i have to pay my own bills i have to get a job what do i do i don't know what to do and everybody's like you gotta go to college like i guess i gotta go to college i don't want to be a fucking loser i gotta go to college

remember those days i can remember days like when i would work work three different kind of jobs. I'd deliver newspapers, drive limos, and I would do, you know, occasionally I'd do construction if something came up and I could get away with doing it during the day. But I was always tired. I hated those jobs. But I was like, fuck, what do I do? I was trying to figure out what to do.

And if stand-up, if I didn't find stand up oh my god I've been so fucked yeah I would have been so fucked I've been so fucked because my my brain was not wired for jobs you know some people can do it some people are awesome at it some people they lock into a career and they're very happy you know but whatever it was like with my childhood man my childhood was just too chaotic i did not have any desire to be like in any sort of order where i'm like locked in like i was a latchkey kid like my parents just kind of let me out of the house go have fun and like kids like that have zero desire for order like you're out there wilding with these other fucking 10-year-olds out in the street,

lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks. We did wild shit when we were kids. Totally. That does not prepare you for an office job. That prepares you for sitting in class going, fuck, I got to get out of here. Dude, my kid told me on TikTok she found this thing that was explaining how our educational system was developed and i was like what like you got this on tiktok i go what did you find out and she was like it was developed to turn people who are like these rural people into factory

workers like they were they were literally like gearing education when they started public education to prepare these wild folk and put them in factories. If you think about the kind of people that were alive, that were living in rural Columbus, Ohio, outside of Columbus, where you guys are from, in the 1900s. Yeah. What were those people like? The farm people? The people that were basically just like the 1900s yeah what were those people like the farm people like the people that were basically just like the pioneers they just stopped and they developed a small town and in like 1903 if you're in that fucking town and they want to take one of those people and turn them into an office worker like good luck the youngstown was the number one steel producing city in the world through the like

30s 40s 50s and then one monday it all closed so like everything that even it was built around was fucked completely like oh my god everything that their work ethic everything was just always go to high school and then you work in the steel mill your dad worked in the steel mill his dad how old were you when this was going down it was before i was born but the dilapidation that it left left this well you can't there was no like you can go chase your dreams you can move to la or new york like that's all stuff that you had to like find out on your own nobody no teacher was like, you could do anything. It was bleak. Yeah. Isn't that horrible?

It's such a bad vibe. It's such a bad vibe for a child to grow up in that kind of a shattered dream vibe, like a Detroit, Michigan, after the factories got pulled out of there. Like that Flint, Michigan documentary that Michael Moore didore did roger and me is amazing it's amazing that's it to me that's his best work because that was a young roger who was trying to like figure out like what the fuck was going on to this place where he was from and so it was so real and he was so young in it it was it was really like what year was Roger in May? 89? 92?

93. Pull it up, Jamie. 89. It's 89. As you're talking about it, I looked up something. I typed in, what did I say? Public education developed for factory workers. People have been asking this question for a few years.

And hidden behind a Washington Post thing, it says, no, they are not modeled after factories. Here's why. Apparently, it came from a 2009 book called Weapons of Mass Instruction. And then it was echoed by someone in the New York Times. Oh, OK. So it's a false narrative? A little bit. So how was it designed?

It seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people to pay attention to rules this article says that That article is saying that they modeled the system after Prussia's United States adopted precious school system But that then goes and say that Prussia was not a highly industrialized country or interesting during that time period so the Accuracy of it seems a little off is kind of what i'm getting that interesting so i wonder so so he puts that back sorry um it says here he is in 2012 the american education model was actually copied from the 18th century prussian model designed to create docile subjects and factory workers for what it's worth prussia

was not highly industrialized when Frederick the Great formalized his education system in the late 1700s. Very few places in the world were back then. Training future factory workers, docile or not, was not really the point. Nevertheless, industrialization is often touted as both the model and the rationale for public education system, past and present. present and by extension it's part of a narrative that now contends that schools are no longer equipped to address the needs of a post-industrial world i've looked it up because i've seen some other people and i've started doing it too when i see something crazy on tick tock that seems like a wild fact i'm gonna go holy

you gotta look at it that's the tick-to TikTok filter. Yeah, the TikTok thing. There's fucking, there's no one who's checking on TikTok. TikTok's fun, but man, half the shit, you ever watch that guy where it's this guy with a beard and he's a little bit bigger. He's like, this guy, check this video out. We need to find this person. Like he's pretty fake. No, I haven't seen him.

But he like shows like Karens or racist people like a clip. Oh, okay. And they hunt them down faster than any police like there was a guy in la uh the tesla a guy who was running out uh hitting people with their cars with baseball bats and they called him the tex uh tesla terrorist and they captured that guy faster than the police just from that's amazing what what was this guy's motivation for attacking people with tesla he's attacked like I think it was like 10 people over the last 3 years

like women everyone there's videos of him running out of the Tesla like out of control so he's in a Tesla so he's in a Tesla and then he's attacking people it's not like he's attacking people only in Teslas no no no he was in a Tesla they call him the Tesla terrorist

so he just pulls over and starts beating on people? Beating on people. Random people. Random people. He's all amped up. Jesus Christ. Like, you could tell the guy's just juiced. He's on Adderall, bro. Well, it said he was, another article said he was selling steroids.

No, selling steroids. So he's getting roided up and beating people with bats randomly. Wow. Holy fuck, man. So he's selling steroids. Tested, targeted at least six motorists is now selling steroids, was selling steroids. What the fuck? I can't read.

Charges were filed Tuesday against a man caught on video attacking drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole. Prosecutors also revealed that Nathaniel Rademach had a previous road rage arrest in which steroids were allegedly found in his car. Road rage arrest in which steroids were allegedly found in his car Radimak 36 pleaded not guilty Tuesday to four counts of assault by means of force to produce great bodily injury four counts of criminal threats and one felony count of vandalism Holy shit this video right here. He just comes out. Oh my god. If you haven't seen the video you should watch I don't even want to see it Just fucking crazy people I don't even want to see it.

Just fucking crazy people. God damn. You ever see cart narcs? What's that? Where the people don't put their cart back at the grocery store? That's hilarious. I found one the other day. They literally did it to Perry from Windy City Heat. Have you ever seen that?

No, but it makes sense. It's unbelievable that Perry literally didn't put his cart away. That he's driving with a mask on. And he gets so mad. So it literally brings Perry. And the guy doesn't even know it's Perry. So Perry's being Perry. What are you doing?

Would you like a magnet instead? Now, sir. Get your fucking shit off my fucking car. It goes on and on like this for a long time. It's so funny. Oh, my God. He's wearing a Perry Caravello live shirt. But very few people know what that is.

Who's Perry Caravello live? Right. Look, sir. But the ones that do, it's unbelievable. It's hilarious that he narked on himself wearing his own shirt. Yeah. Essentially narked on himself. He's wearing a mask.

He gets away free. Without that, he gets away free on himself. He's wearing a mask. He gets away free. Without that, he gets away free. Yeah. He loses his mind. In the end, he leaves a voicemail. Oh, no. Because there's a number on the cart nark thing. What is your thought?

I never watched Windy City Heat. I always thought, yeah, I was like, it's too mean. Too mean to do that to a guy. No. He wanted that. That's what he wanted. I know, but he's an insane person. Yeah.

Do you think you could do that today? Do you think the same people involved, do you think Jimmy Kimmel could be involved in something like that? Hell no. None of them would be involved. Not Carson Daly. Isn't that crazy? Not any of them.

Isn't that crazy? Because that's what kind of got him to the dance. Mm-hmm. That kind of comedy, man show comedy for Kimmel. Yeah. It's funny that they could never do that Bobcat wouldn't do it Bobcat directed it, Bobcat might still do it

Bobcat might still do it Bobcat's crazy Bobcat has this like ongoing feud with Seinfeld it's the strangest thing and I don't understand why, I mean I don't know either, I know Bobcat much better than I know Seinfeld, I don't know Seinfeld at all what's the strangest thing. And I don't understand why. I mean, I don't know either. I know Bobcat much better than I know Seinfeld.

I don't know Seinfeld at all. What's the beef? I don't think I've ever met him. Nope. I don't think I've ever met him. Maybe I did way, way, way back in the day. I went to see him live when I was 19. I don't know what their beef is.

They have some sort of a beef. And so they talk shit to each other all the time. That's hilarious. I had to follow Seinfeld at the comedy store. Toughest follow I ever had in my entire life. Oh, I'm sure, dude. Because all he did was talk about how Mitzi, the owner... Oh, that's right! ...told him he wasn't funny the last time he was there.

That's right, you were there for that set. Crushing. He buried me with a shovel. Nothing like it ever. Because he's telling them the whole story. So even if the people didn't know how big of a deal it was that Seinfeld was in the OR, the comedy store, he told them. This lady told me I wasn't funny. Wonder how she's doing now.

All this stuff. And she's like, everyone knows she's sick and old. And I bought a house above her house so that she could see me driving a different car all the time. I beep as I went by. Still not funny. I mean, he's destroying. Destroying. It was like evil, cool fucking Seinfeld.

That's hilarious. Evil, cool Seinfeld. I was buried with a shovel. Everybody, 70% of the people left the room. The other 30% were literally texting their family. I just saw Seinfeld make his return to the comedy store that he hasn't been here in 35 years he just told the whole story i'm performing i remember a fruit fly the only laugh i got the set was from a door guy or whatever because a fruit fly went in front of me real slow in the lights and it was all lit

up i go even the fruit fly is getting out of here but that is the craziness of mitzi shore how could she say no to jerry seinfeld like even when he went there he was already like a solid comic yeah and that's the thing that they say is that when you used to tell mitzi like oh this guy's a big deal from new york that she'd be like well i'll see for myself dude the guy who used to book the store told me it's kind of better if you start off at the store. Like, Mitzi knows you're already a headliner, so she's going to make you a non-paid regular. So I became a non-paid regular. I couldn't just become a paid regular. I had to do time as a non-paid, which you go on, like, super late at night.

She didn't give a fuck about your credits. Your credits almost hurt you. Like, if you came with credits, you're like, Oh, he already thinks he knows everything. And that's the vibe. And it makes you wonder like, is part of her brilliant, was part of her brilliant madness, knowing that the way to bring out the most in Seinfeld was to do that.

Perhaps to tell him he wasn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no. She was very outspoken about it to my face. Seinfeld said, it's funny because she said to me, she said, you know, you're the kind of person that needs someone to step on you, and I'm going to be that person. I have to admit, she was right. I needed that person. She was that person, and it really fueled me. There you go.

Wow, you were right. Yeah. That's crazy. Yep. That is crazy. Yep. I thought you were just joking around. Uh-uh.

She's... Did you know that? No. I've never seen that. That's so wild that you were just joking around. Did you know that? No, I've never seen that. That's so wild that you guessed that. That she would actually say that. And that she said it to him back then. So he must have already been killing it back then. Like what year was this? 1980.

1980. So I think I saw him in... it must have been like 86 or 87. I saw him in Boston at the Paradise Theater, which was like the big theater that was connected to Stitch's Comedy Club. So Stitch's was like a little tiny, tight little box. It was a great, great room. And next door was like the bigger show where like that big headliners would come and i took my girlfriend to see seinfeld and i wasn't even old enough to drink yet and i was like this is wild that's jerry seinfeld wow and that's where

um i got the idea of like asking questions to the audience like letting the audience just yell out questions because he did that and i saw him do that i'm like oh this is probably how he writes because at that time i was already thinking about doing stand-up wow uh but i was like oh he's thinking this is how he writes like he comes up with ideas by people like throw a thing at him and off the cuff because he's already murdering for an hour it was really impressive super clean but like perfect jokes they were perfect jokes jokes. They were just, everything was like the setup, the punchline, the fucking way he handled himself on stage. I was like, wow. Those guys are so intimidating when you're starting out.

Like you really need to go to an open mic night and watch people eat shit. You fucking need that. Oh, yeah. You need that when you're starting out. I think you need that with everything. Like if you think you're going to play basketball and you go to the NBA for the first time, you're like, what the fuck? I can't move like that.

Right. Like I think that's the thing with everything. People sucking helps in the beginning. People sucking helps. I remember that first night ever in a comedy club that I ever signed up for an open mic was at the comedy store and I got like number 12 on the lineup. And I'm like, man, this, you know, here we go. And they weren't as good as I thought they were going to be. And I'm like, whoa, I think I have a chance.

This is crazy. Richard Jenney said that very thing. Richard Jenney said that bad comedians inspire comedians to try. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember exactly how he phrased it, but it was something to that extent. And he was so right. I remember thinking that at the time.

Like, if it wasn't for watching open micers, I would probably chickened out. But you watch the open micers, and you're like, oh, they're just clumsy like me. Right. Like, okay, okay, this is a thing you get good at. Yeah. Oh, okay. And then it became, like, I thought you just were funny or you weren't funny. You know, I'm like, I'm kind of funny sometimes to my friends.

Like, how do i be funny to these people right but then you go to an open mic night you realize oh this is like a thing that everyone's working on to get better like what the fuck is this thing yeah like this weird mass hypnosis this weird idea game you're playing with people you know the fact that you could do it for free always boggled my mind like Like I was always all through high school. I'm like, how am I going to pay for college? Cause I'm not getting a scholarship with my GPA. So once I was out,

I was literally paying for college and owed these loans. Luckily I dropped out fast so I didn't get too deep in the hole. But anyway, by the time I realized like, wait, you could just do these open mics. It's like free college. This is except it's for a specific career. And you get to watch, like, you'll get to watch Dave Chappelle pop in. Yeah.

You'll get to watch, you know, Damon Wayans will show up. You get to watch, you know, all these fucking comics from other states that are in town. They want to do a spot at the store. I mean, that's the first place I saw Schultz. That's the first place I saw Tim Dillon. I mean, all those guys who came from New York, they all want to do the store. So if you're working there, man,

and you're doing open mics, and then you get a fucking doorman job, holy shit. You had a free education. You were there every day watching these killers work on their sets that they were going to do on netflix and you know you're seeing it all evolve because you're seeing them tuesday wednesday thursday friday you're seeing like all these multiple sets and so you

get this just education of how it's pieced together that is unavailable to anybody who doesn't hang around the clubs right 100 it's the only way you can get it. There's not a school you can go to make you a better stand-up comic. You can learn things in regular school, and you can apply them to stand-up comedy, but the only way to do stand-up comedy and learn how to do it is you have to do it. The fact that we have to do it in front of a crowd, you can't even practice it.

There's nothing you can do by yourself. And even on the road, those other clubs don't run like the store. There's not 16 headliners in each room. You know what I mean? So if you're lucky, you might be able to maybe work at a place where there's one headliner coming in, walking probably straight into the green room, doing the shows and then probably leaving right afterwards. Well, think about the show we did at the Vulcan. Think about the show where you got Hans Kim, and then you got David Lucas, and then you got Mark Norman,

and then you got Ari Shaffir, then you got Shane Gillis, then you got you, then you got me. These are crazy shows, man. Crazy shows. They were so fucking fun. It's been ridiculous. God damn it.

It's a murder fest, fest too from start to go. You know what makes me the happiest is watching the big pop that Ari gets. Yeah. When Ari goes on stage, he gets a giant pop. People go nuts. That special fucking pulled him out of the fire. That was a beautiful special, man. It's a perfect special.

It's perfect. It's perfect. The fact that he did it in front of candles and shit They had a relight all the candles and for him to do that with full-blown AIDS is just incredible Unbelievable full-blown imagine if that was like a real diagnosis You know like full-blown is such a street term someone really being fucked up by AIDS But it's like well Tony you've got full-blown AIDS Your doctor said that to you like what a disrespectful doctor to you've got full-blown AIDS your doctor said that to

you like what a disrespectful doctor to use the term full-blown AIDS bro you got full-blown AIDS that's a doctor did I get if he threw a bro at the front like that that's even worse yeah it's the same dr. Redman was going to. Diagnosis comes. My metabolism's so fast. Bro, full-blown AIDS. Here's the good news. People don't really die of it anymore. And they got all crazy treatments now. They could actually reverse HIV. People have been

cured of it now. Multiple people. It's really wild. It's like this medicine that's been really helping. Yeah, I don't know what it is. But I've been... The thing about... they had already come up with protease inhibitors and all these things that prevented people from getting really sick. Like, remember Jeff Scott had it forever. A fifth person is likely cured of HIV and another is in long-term remission.

One case involved a man with cancer underway went a specialized stem cell transplant. One case involved a man with cancer underwent a specialized stem cell transplant. The other involved a woman who received immune-boosting therapies as part of a clinical trial. So this is different results from different studies. So they're doing a couple of different methods. And also likely cured is a little bit of a term, right? Like imagine being that guy's boyfriend and he's like, good news, babe, I'm likely cured. Let's go no condom tonight. They have another drug that you take now and it prevents you from getting HIV.

It's like a blocker. So it's like a go crazy drug. Yeah. It's like for gay guys, you just gave them the fucking two, two, give them that green light. Oh, yeah. If you give them a fucking pill that they could take and you definitely won't get AIDS. Oh, my God. They're going to try so hard to get AIDS.

All I think about. They're going to go. Oh, God, they're going to try so hard to get AIDS. All I think about- They're going to go hard. I think about how those must be getting thrown around like parade candy on Santa Monica Boulevard. Yeah, I mean, what a miracle. Yeah. Science. That's the good side of pharmaceutical drugs, right?

Everybody wants to talk about the bad side. But, you know. Yeah, you can buttfuck and not get AIDS. Boner pills. it's a lot of different things came out but remember the fucking gas station pills red pen i was i've got burnout i think it did damage red pan was taking these fucking who knows what bathtub they were mixed up in he would take these boner pills that he would buy at the gas station and apparently they're insane and I think they had steroids in them because it like one one time you got a little bit of road rage yeah and sometimes like I

felt like I was like about to pass out like I was tripping like seeing trails and stuff like what's that I think it was like blood pressure everything everything and anything they just mixed them up and called it Rhino. Right. Remember the names? Yep. Black Rhino. It had a hologram of a rhinoceros.

Yes. And I collected the containers that they came in because they were like trading cards. And I had like 30 of them. But when I moved to Texas, I was like, I have to throw those away. What am I doing? You should have saved them. I just took photos of them. Oh, you should have saved them.

They were so stupid. But it was like, what a genius idea, because you're only selling a couple pills, but you're selling it for, like, what a prescription you really should be. Right. So you have this crazy markup, and then on top of that, who... Fuck, there's no one telling you... There's no FDA involved in these transactions. You're basically selling, like, vitamin B.

Right. You know, like, you can kind of just, you know, put those up for sale until they come after you. And then they test them and find out there's, there was all sorts of stuff in there. Viagra and Cialis and steroids. There was like different mixtures. When they got caught and they, you know, got, they got in trouble. That's when they made a new LLC and that's what the Rhino one, Rhino two, Rhino three

was. No, like seriously, that's. They kept getting busted. It was like an open secret. I remember you were the detective of all this. It was hilarious. There were steroids in them too and weren't there some of them had amphetamines? Yep. And that's what John Jones

supposedly is. That's how he got caught with steroids but it ended up being a boner pill. Remember back in the day? It was John Jones or somebody. Yeah, I think John, there was something along those lines in that story. I know that boner pills were involved. Yeah. But I thought they were real boner pills.

I don't think he's just taking... But the thing is, if you're getting them online, who the fuck knows who's cooking these things up, bro? Who knows he's making these things? You're trusting your... I mean, anything that calls itself like Rhino 5. Like Rhino 5. Like Rhino 5. It's hilarious.

But it would make sense. It sounds like a good mixture. A little bit of steroids, a little bit of speed. Cialis mixed with Viagra. And sell it at a gas station. Like, who's pumping gas needing to fuck? Like, bro, I gotta fuck. I'm so horny from these fumes. I need some boner pills. I need to get

going. Have you guys, have you guys seen the story of this person who worked for the white house? They were in charge of like some, something in the nuclear program. It's a trans woman who's bald. Oh yeah. Has a beard and a mustache. Yeah. And it's apparently a kleptomaniac. Yep. who's bald and has a beard and a mustache and is apparently a kleptomaniac. It is the wildest story. They caught her stealing a bag.

I should say, is it he? Like, he has a mustache. Isn't his name Sam? I don't want to misgender. I'm not sure if it's like non-binary. Whatever. But whatever it is, it's a thief. It's a fucking thief it's a fucking terrible thief yeah and then there was a woman who uh recently uh saw photos of this sam person

and uh she is like i think she's a designer and she had very specific one-of-a-kind clothing that had gotten stolen oh j, Jesus. What the hell? Yeah, it's playing with rules. That's what that person's doing. That person with the beard and the shaved head and lipstick and everything, they're playing with the rules. I'll tell you, there's not enough boner pills in the world.

So this person, Sam, has been stealing women's luggage. Like, not just one, but they've caught multiple times this person, Sam, on video stealing luggage. And this woman who said from 2018, see if you can find that story. The story of this woman who was a designer from 2018. Yeah, there it is. So she had these very specific pieces that were missing. And then she sees this person

Wearing her shit this person who works for the fucking White House. What's he do at the white? She's like no way Well, she's he they are fired They're fired from the White House. What did they do? It's something with the nuclear It was Department of Energy. Yeah, yeah with a nuclear department. Yeah, it was the- Department of Energy. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Former Department of Energy official Sam Brinton had been contained in her luggage that she reported missing on March 9, 2018 at the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. And then you see this person. So she's a Houston-based Tanzanian fashion designer. How do you say her name?

Asia. Asia Compson. Compson. Asia Compson. So she saw her fucking clothing, this one-of-a-kind clothing that she designed, and she's seeing this person who stole it, who works for the fucking White House,

two separate airports, and notice he appeared to be wearing her clothes in several photos. Compson said she had packed the same clothes in a bag that vanished back in 2018. So this person's been doing this forever, just stealing girls' clothes from the airport and then trying them on when they get home. There's a thing called autogynephilia,

and it's men who are turned on by dressing like women but they're heterosexual but they're turned on by dressing like women they like to dress and and maybe even behave like a woman and they get aroused by it it's it's like Jordan Peterson talked about he said it's always been a part of the psychology literature. Like it's a reoccurring thing that exists with men, that there's been men forever who like to dress up like women, and it gets them sexually aroused. And now they're in the same category as people that identify with being a woman.

Like if you're like a legitimate trans person, and I know a lot of them. I know a lot of them now. It's more, it's, there's some that you go, like, if you ever meet Blair White, you go, okay, that's 100% correct. Like, whatever you're doing is correct. Like, she seems like a woman. Wow, look at that.

See, this is the lady's clothes. Oh. Isn't that crazy? That is so crazy. Wow. It's different. But she's, he gets it. There's a kink no because it's folded over on the right side See how it's folded over with a pattern in the Is a different pattern yeah middle? Oh, you're right? Yeah?

Huh Are you sure it's not folded over it because you see the right side of his thing You see how it's the black You see the inner lining Well they wear it better Yeah but you see This Sam person has the narrowest fucking shoulders For what appears to be a biological male And if you

You know he's like got it folded over So it'll fit on his shoulders Like I think if he spread it out It might like fall over one shoulder that doesn't seem like the same picture wow it's uh it's still it's very similar can you imagine well it could also just be she had multiple pieces and you show photos of one of her pieces similar to the other one that he was wearing but makes sense i mean if the person's been busted more than once stealing chicks' clothes, but that's like a kink thing, man. That's not a poor person that needs clothing. That's not a person in desperation trying to feed their family.

That's a kink. That person's kinky. They like to steal women's clothes and then put them on. Maybe they're also good at energy. Maybe. Maybe. But you can't hire them just because they like to dress like a woman. Oh, my goodness.

You see what I'm saying? You can't do that. Like, that's crazy, and this is what you get when you go fishing for crazy. Can you imagine? You can't just hire someone because they like to dress like a woman. Like, they have to actually not be crazy and not be stealing luggage and be good at their job. Wow. Good face. Good face on job. Wow. Good face.

Good face on it. Yeah, beautiful face. Yeah, unbelievably stunning. Can you imagine that being your type? Like, looking for that? Like, I've always wanted a woman with a shaved head and a goatee with a lot of lipstick. I want someone who I can fucking watch football with. Let's go! Fucking let's go.

It's just the whole thing is so odd. Right. Like how does that person really beat out the other people for that job? Right. Really? Did they really go through the people's resumes? It's like the bit I'm doing about the teacher

from Washington State or from Vancouver that has a giant fake tits. Oh, yeah. Is it Vancouver? Somewhere in Canada. Yeah. Did you see that

a picture? Yeah. The picture of him in normal when he's not at work. When he's not at work, he dresses like a regular guy. Yeah. He's running a regular guy. Yeah.

He's running a clinger. Yeah. From MASH. Clinger from MASH. Remember? Mm-hmm. Clinger dressed up like a woman. That was his try to get out of Vietnam.

And they said, fuck you. You're going to dress like a woman in Vietnam. He's always trying to get kicked out of the army. And the way he would try to get kicked out is try to dress like a woman. Yeah. And they just let him do it. And then they made him dress like a man. But it never they just let him do it. And then, you know, they made him dress like a man, but he, like, it never worked.

The point is, like, same with this person. Like, that's what they're doing. They're pulling a clinger. Yeah. My favorite episode of South Park of all time, Lemmy Winks,

is when Mr. Garrison finds out that you can get a lot of money if you get fired for doing gay stuff. So he keeps trying to outdo himself and be gayer and gayer. And the people keep talking about how brave he is.

And then finally he brings in Mr. Slave and he shoves a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass. And the whole episode turns into this adventure of the gerbil because the rectum closed. The gerbil has to make his way all the way through the mouth. Oh my God. I saw that.

Dude, this came out when I was a senior in high school and just started smoking marijuana. Like I just started smoking weed. And two weeks later, this episode came out and I forgot how good this episode is, was dead. The music is crazy. There's fucking songs.

Did you see the live, uh, South park, uh, concert? They redid this live? Oh Got how funny that episode was. Oh my god. You have so many bangers dude So many bangers over the years like there's not another show like it and the fact that it's still going strong still going strong

You can't do it anywhere else like it even Comedy Central if you try to bring a show like that to Comedy Central they'd be like no fucking way but with South Park just go ahead it's it is the 800 pound gorilla of cable tv it's like the one thing that no one can fuck with it they go so hard they go so. I saw a video of him using his kid to do the Canadian impressions. The Megan and... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ike. He uses his own little kid and he was like whispering in her ear like what to say.

So like he has her cussing and stuff and he's like cracking up while holding it. This is amazing. Don't kick the baby. Good job. Let's try one more like that. I love you too, big brother. I love you, big brother. Oh.

Big brother. That's cute. That's adorable. It's better when they're doing the cussing ones, though. These ones are cute. That's a lot. That's awesome. It's funny. They're national treasures's funny they're national treasures those guys are

national treasures they really are but what they do for just to advance comedy it's so awesome so they let you be free to laugh at the most ridiculous shit it's like that's important today it's it really is it's it's important today like, people are so crazy. It's such a wild time where people are getting so upset about so many different things. Like, it's like a fever pitch out there. Whether it's Ukraine and Russia or COVID or fucking the climate. It's like, whew. Like, everybody's like right there all the time. Like, right.

We need to chill the fuck out as a nation. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It's wild, man. It is wild. The wildest time I could ever remember. Gearing up for this 2024 election.

I'm fucking terrified. Like, what is that going to be like? What the fuck is that going to be like what the fuck is that going to be like desantis just got control over disney did you see that yeah how does that work i'm not exactly sure did he just score a coup on disney yep the land they own but what yep what does that mean it's a long i remember reading in this a few months ago it first started happening it has to do with the water rights and stuff because it goes through that county they portioned off that section where disney world is made it separate from orange county and well they gave them crazy crazy crazy

tax breaks back in the day to draw tourism in yeah so now he can charge them because they're supposedly woke and you know anti-desantis so he's like screw it now you guys can pay your fair share it's so weird how so many people that are involved in show business go that route so many people it's like they feel compelled you know like people that wouldn't have done it five or six years ago wouldn't have gone along with it or going along with it now right they have to play the game it's weird it's weird to watch because it's i don't think it's representative of most people's sensibilities i think it's a very small fee it's a very small group of very pushy people there's enough of them because there's a lot of people there's a lot of people. There's a lot of us.

300 and fucking whatever million. You're going to get enough that are really into it and really noisy. But the way the regular people think, the people of the world that don't have to pretend that they agree with something or disagree with something. Most people are very confused by what's going on. Most regular people are very frustrated and confused by someone like that who's working for the White House. Like, how? How did that person get in there? Did that person get in there just because they dress like that?

Because I think they did. Yeah. I think they did. Right. I think that's how goofy they are. Did you see the White House press secretary lady the other day? She was touting all the different minorities and all the different people of, you touting all the different like minorities and all the different people of you know uh all the different women how many women work for the white house now

a record number of people in the lbgtq community work in the white house like so like all these things that like okay how they doing yeah how's this working right this doesn't seem like it's working that well like what we don't care like it's working that well. We don't care. That's not what most people care about. And if you're lesbian and you're great at your job, awesome. If you're gay and you're great at your job, awesome. But that shouldn't be all we're hearing about. Shouldn't be all we're hearing about is your identity, the identity politics thing.

As if somehow or another doing that is great for everybody. Do you think about that when you look for anything good do you think about like well i i you know i hope the staffing there is very diverse you know like don't you hope whoever the fuck is there is the best at whatever the fuck they do that's what you're thinking about right is that what they would want their doctor to walk in looking exactly i saw like uh there there was like an Internet meme about that. About, you know, like, what do you say when, you know, your house is on fire? Are you hoping the firefighting team is diverse that are coming to save you? There's like there's been a few of these, but they're like, yeah, like that's not what you want.

You want diversity because you want people to all have an opportunity to do things. You want it, but you don't want to force it. Like you can't put people in a position that shouldn't be in the position just because of the color of their skin or where they were born. That's crazy. And if there's like a real problem with people of one group or another group not getting the opportunities, then we should address that because that's the real problem. Everybody's at each other's throats for the wrong things. When the real things are you have these massive communities of disenfranchised people like Youngstown, like where you grew up, like Detroit, like Baltimore. There's places like that all over the country. And we just sent how many billions of dollars to Ukraine?

Did we always have that money laying around? It's crazy. Okay, whether or not you agree that we should support Ukraine or not, I don't understand it. It scares the shit out of me. But if you had all that money laying around, you know how many things you could have fixed? Like the real problem is people not getting

the same like situation to grow up in, not getting a situation that's not filled with violence and drugs and gangs and chaos and shit. But no one's trying to fix that. Like that's the, if you want to fix the way people think about each other, if everybody had a decent chance, pretty much everybody had a decent chance, like the whole country, you'd have way less problems. You've got places where people are fucked from the jump,

and no one's doing anything to stop that. No one's doing anything to try to help. That's the real problem in this country. It's it's not like Most people don't give a fuck who you are They don't they just like you to be good at what you do and they like you'd be fun to be around We all find each other's groove like oh, this is Mike. He's fucking weirdo, but he's cool about this and we you know We all find our groove with each other you know how many comics we know that are gay nobody gives a shit right how many comics do we know that are of every

ethnicity every race it's when you're hanging around with comics it's just who's funny right it's just who's good who's cool to hang with nobody gives a fuck about that that should be the whole world that should be the whole world. That should be the whole world. I don't know if you get there by forcing people to get hired because they're a certain race or a certain gender or a certain anything. I mean. You got to get to the point where all these people have the same sort of crack at it. So then it just becomes a meritocracy, like a real meritocracy. Because that's the the argument against

it it's like it's not American meritocracy if people experience racism or sexism or if people grow up you know disenfranchised and they grow up in bad bad areas like they deserve like a little bit of an extra help and maybe they should be hired first this is the way that that's the thought process behind it but well I think that encourages like someone who's not as good to succeed right and I don't think that's good for anybody I think the best people should succeed we just have to figure out like how to make that fair but the best people should should succeed in everything that's the way we get better at stuff that's it the NFL I'm sure

you probably know about this but they have a very very interesting thing that they're doing where you literally get better what is it draft picks or something based on uh how many black coaches you have instead of so you can literally reconstruct your team you can build it stronger is it draft picks or is it so you get more draft picks? Is it a bigger salary cap or something? It's wild. The salary cap is wild. Because if there wasn't a salary cap, the Saudis would just come in. And then we'll go, we have an idea.

Everybody, a billion dollars. Just fucking buy up. I think those guys have more money than we could possibly comprehend. They're doing it with golf. That LIV. It seems to be working. Yep. Is it?

No? Jamie? Shaky shaky? Tell me, Jamie. What's the definition of working, I guess, would be? Are they having successful events? They're just starting. What's the definition of a successful event?

Oh, now we're cutting hairs. I don't know golf, so you tell me. What's a successful event? They just had their first event of the year, and the response online is people aren't that into watching it. It was on the CW, I think, in the United States, so it's a little tough to find that in the first place. I don't get it.

Interesting. It's aired a way different way than they aired PGA golf. It's aired to everybody. You see all the shots at the same time. Everyone's playing at once, which is way different, especially if you've watched the full swing show that just started on Netflix. Interesting. They're explaining golf to people who don't really know it that well.

There is a lot of money in there, though. That's for sure. Wow. So that's successful for those people. That's interesting. So professional pool is encountering a little bit of a renaissance. It's very interesting. There's a few companies that are putting on these events,

like Predator is putting on these events and Matchroom Pool. They're streaming them live online, and it's becoming successful again. Pool, because they're streaming them online, people are into it again. It's very interesting. They're doing the World Championships this weekend from the Rio nice I'm gonna try to stop in on Friday and check it out Did you see the guy in East Palestine that talks like Mickey Mouse now? Yeah, I did I was just swallowing a true brain. What's that? So a nootropic you won't try it. Yeah

Dude was on my podcast once the a doctor, and he came up with this stuff. Really? Is it orange flavored? He was a doctor. Was he a doctor? I don't want to give anybody extra titles. You want to try one? Want to get smarter?

No, no, no. I don't want to. Stay where you're at? Yeah. Doesn't make you smarter. Helps your memory a little bit. It's good for verbal memory. Sometimes the Mary Jane fucks with the mind that's delicious it's good right it's nice

little liquid little shot I like it it's like a snow cone voice thing wouldn't there be multiple videos of multiple people with that it could be his own reaction to it he got a very high dose it could be there's more people there they're not talking about it there's more people more people it's that's what's what this article says they're going to go check door to door hmm oh they're sending the cdc in bro this is very scary stuff yeah very scary youngstown's 20 minutes from there and they just call it east palestine they don't say it's 45 minutes away from pittsburgh or 45 minutes away from cleveland they just call it east palestine so it's getting into youngstown too oh yeah it's 45 minutes away from Pittsburgh or 45 minutes away from Cleveland. They just call it East Palestine. So it's getting into Youngstown too.

Oh yeah. It's getting into everywhere, right? Everywhere. Pittsburgh's really close. Columbus is not far away. Dude, that's so scary. Did you see the dead deer that they've been finding? This dude took video.

He was down by the river or this creek or whatever it is and it's just fucking completely polluted. You know, you throw rocks in it it you see big oil slicks bowl up And he found three dead deer like really close to each other it is on the map. There's East Palestine Youngstown's right there, dude. Oh my god Pittsburgh's right there are those videos of it raining in, Ohio Where it was like foam is that fake? I don't know do you see that no and all the stuff in the ground? foaming rain. Bro, what's in those clouds now?

And that's a cloudy place. They literally have the lake effect there. So the precipitation, that's where it's always cloudy. Oh, my God. It's sitting above you. Yep. Is it? Does it dissipate?

What happens to the poison that gets into the air because the Pittsburgh? Like if it really hovers over you like holy shit and comes down when it rains What the fuck the video that I don't know it's real is showed a man outside and it when it was rainy It just seemed like it was suds. And so that's not normal. I don't know if it's a real video It's tick-tock. Wouldn't you think that whatever the smoke is, like whatever the particles are, they would be too heavy to just sit in the clouds? Wouldn't you think that they would fall to the ground? I don't know.

We're too stupid to talk about this. Jamie, you're smarter than us. What do you think would happen? Like if chemicals were burned and they went into the clouds, would they stay in the clouds? Would they stay in the clouds? I think back to the movies of the Dirty Waters just came out where they're looking into chemical companies and people getting fucked up. And there's giant lawsuits that go on forever. Aaron Brockovich thing I think was a similar situation.

People getting fucked up from some chemical company. Right. Repeat. Why would this one be different, honestly? No, I think it is. But what I'm asking is do you think that when they burn the chemicals that they stay in the clouds does that make any sense i don't think they're gonna tell us and explain it to us simple people you know some people might know what a mad scramble did you and did you see that

people were trying to blame trump because of deregulation but it turns out that whatever deregulation he passed wouldn't have applied to this and also wasn't instituted. It never really went through. They try to blame him for everything. Is that true? Make sure that's true. How? If anybody can, you can,

Jamie. What is the question? Was the deregulation by Trump? Yes. Was Trump era deregulation by Trump? Yes. Was Trump era deregulation responsible for the crash? Because I think it was not. I don't know. I heard that it was about the

penalties for the company. Not even the train. Oh, really? That's what I had understood. Oh, really? What deregulation was about. Oh, really? The train was going to happen anyway. Remember, we looked up, it was like $1,700 a year. So the deregulation was about. Oh, really? The train was going to happen anyway. Remember, we looked up, it was like $1,700 a year. So the deregulation was just basically like giving money to the

corporations, or letting them pay less money? I don't know. So, like, first thing, there's a Washington Post analysis. So far, Trump's rollback of regulations can't be blamed for the train wreck. There you go. And that's Washington Post. So if that's Washington Post, see NTSB chair contradicts posts that wrongly claim Trump to blame for Ohio train wreck.

But that's like a thing that people do immediately. Whenever there's something fucked up, they immediately point at Trump. He did it. He did it. But the problem with that is when you say he did it, a lot of people hear, oh, he did it. And then how many people hear the follow-up? How many people hear, no, he didn't do it, and this is actually what happened? I bet it's probably like 60-40.

I bet like 40% find out that it wasn't true. This is from an article that says Buttigieg calls on Trump to back reversing deregulation in the wake of train derailment. They're saying it comes from this letter. Well, maybe he's correct. Let's read what he has to say. Both things could be true, right? What could be true is that the deregulation is bad. And what also could be true is that Trump wasn't responsible for this particular crash.

Both things could be true. for this this particular crash both things can be true this is one thing he can do to express it express support for reversing the deregulation that happened on his watch I heard him say he had nothing to do with it even though it was in his administration so if he had nothing to do with it and they did it in his administration against his will maybe he can come out and say that he supports us moving in a different direction. That seems very reasonable, doesn't it? Yeah. White House has blamed Republican lawmakers in the Trump administration for lax railway and environmental regulations in the aftermath of the derailment.

White House has pointed to a 2021 letter from the Republican senators to the Federal Railroad Administration, to the Federal Railroad Administration, urging the agency to expand the use of automated track inspection and pointed to a Republican study committee proposal to cut to government funding to address chemical spills. Hmm. That's a weird way, the proposal to cut to government funding. I think it's just a typo there. Additionally, Politico reported the Trump administration rolled back several

safety measures for railways, including regular safety audits and an Obama-era rule that required faster brakes on trains carrying flammable materials. Dude, how about the fastest brakes? It's containing flammable materials?

How about the fastest fucking brakes you can make? But that's a true thing, though, that this particular rail that that thing happened on was not set up for transferring hazardous waste, right? Or hazardous materials. Isn't that true? I think they're saying that that train was not set up for having that kind of stuff on it it's like bro it can just fall off the tracks going like 300 miles an hour and explode

like what do you got in there and you're gonna ruin everything forever all around it like how long before they clean that up oh and now they're what are they gonna do it yeah so i'm really gonna do it what are they doing with it? They're putting it in a landfill. In Indiana, right? Putnam County landfill. Great. Terrific.

Put it in the earth. Driving it across the state. If you don't own a landfill, bro, you can put anything in there. Computers, bodies, all kinds of shit. Old cocaine, like dressers. Four hours ago story. Ohio toxic train disaster leads to more concerns in other states while scientists say chemical tests in East Palestine are unusually high.

I mean. Yeah, you think? Look at that. Unusually high. Really? What a crazy statement. Unusually high. How about toxic for humans? humans I mean what happens to those

people that can't move those people that are stuck there like they can't afford to move they got nowhere to go that's everybody there by the way yeah at least it's going to be really cheap to move them somewhere else like five hundred fifty thousand dollar houses everywhere you know bro I mean you got to get those people out of there yeah like how dangerous mean, you got to get those people out of there. Yeah. Like how, how dangerous is it?

You think to be there right now, is it just groundwater or is it air? Is it everything? Fuck man. You know how scary that would be if you were poor and you were stuck in that spot. Was that plane crash real? That happened?

Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, that spot, that story, what happened, dude, a plane that was, uh, yeah. Yeah, you know that story? What happened? Dude, a plane that was headed with, isn't it true?

It seemed. Yeah. I'm trying to double check. I want to triple check, but I'm pretty sure they were environmental, yeah, five environmental scientists who died in a plane crash were headed to East Palestine, Ohio. It says, false, five employees of an environmental consulting firm died in a plane crash near Little Rock, Arkansas on Wednesday.

But they were not traveling to East Palestine where a freight train derailed. The employees were responding to an unrelated February 20th explosion at a metals plant in a Cleveland suburb more than 60 miles away. Okay. Okay. So it wasn't true. I'm not the same. Yeah. So the facts in the days since the February 22 plane crash, some social media users have falsely claimed the aircraft was transporting environmental scientists to East Palestine, where a freight train derailment earlier in the month prompted officials to intentionally release and burn toxic vinyl chloride to avoid the danger of an uncontrolled blast.

Okay. So it wasn't true. So there was a plane crash filled with scientists, but they were going to a different spill. That seems a little fishy. Why are five environmental scientists going to some other thing nobody's heard of when there's this massive tragedy 60 minutes away? And that's probably the closest major. Well, I guess Pittsburgh is a more major airport that's closer,

but that's the second closest. Well, we would have to. Well, first of all, we didn't know these scientists were going there, right? So we would have to assume they've already sent scientists to East Palestine. Yeah. They don't have to tell you that they're doing that, right? It's not like they make a press release, like we're sending scientists to find out. Because then people would want to know, like, what's the result?

Like, if the results are unprintable, like if the results are like, oh, my God, like everyone's going to die. Like, who knows what the results are on printable like if the results are like oh my god like everyone's gonna die like who knows what the results are and we know that if it is unprintable they're not gonna tell us anyway so first ass to everything if they sent five people to this other crash how many they said five thousand how many they send these spouse and they want to like check for sure they want to like double and triple check on this one because this is a doozy people are calling like an chernobyl it's like this is scary shit yeah it's wild that that those things happen all the time we googled it the other day there's like a thousand derailments a year they happen all the time bro fuck brigham sent me a meme that was like if you want to run a train

properly here's who you should hire and it's that cop lady that got oh yeah she's in like ten memes poor gal good girl yeah what are you gonna do cold-blooded assassin what yeah it's a fun office mate right there. Yep. Seems like they're having a good time on the job. Give me three black rhinos and an eight-hour shift. That's too much. Let's go.

Three will have a heart attack, bro. Yeah, you die. You got to be careful. How many people died from rhino pills? Probably a lot. We should find that out. That's a good question. Let's take a guess.

Because you know, it would have to be like someone heart attacks. Some banker's son died from rhino pills and then they would ban them. So it would have to be someone influential who died. Like I would, I'm going to guess it's

hard to say. I don't think there's a number for that because it pretty much is like whatever the boner pill really is, like Viagra. A lot of people probably overdose on Viagra. Like their blood pressure drops. They have a heart attack or something like that. But I think there's probably deaths that you can absolutely attribute to boner pills. If you think of all the people out there, all the crazy fucks that try to drink a gallon of whiskey and fucking smoke 50 packs of cigarettes.

Just people that go hard. If they go hard with the rhino pills, I want to know how many it'll kill you. Imagine if the guy's like, fuck, bro, I'm going out with Heidi tonight. I'm taking 20 pills. Don't do it, Mike. This sounds like the next episode of Protect Your Parks. You guys should each take three boner pills and just try to fucking maintain, look at each other right in the eyes.

I'll come with a gold suitcase and give it to you guys. Imagine a roided up boner pilled Shane right next to a roided up boner pilled Ari. Oh no. Both of them roid raging with boners. Ari's. On amphetamines. Throbbing three inch penis. Ari's got a giant dick, dude.

He does. He'll show it to you. Not since the AIDS. Still, it doesn't shrink. Full-blown. The full-blown doesn't shrink. Regular AIDS sometimes. Full-blown. There's no other disease that you say full-blown.

It's got full-blown cancer. Oh, yeah. Do you say full-blown cancer? Yeah, you got full-blown cancer. Really? I think. I've heard that before. It's got full-blown cancer. Oh, yeah. Do you say full-blown cancer? Yeah, you got full-blown cancer. Really? I think. I've heard that before. It sounds right.

Yeah. Right when I was saying it, I was like, hmm, that's a questionable one. Full-blown period. You don't say you have full-blown tuberculosis, right? No. You might say full-blown herpes. That sounds bad. Full-blown herpes.

Oh, yeah. That's scary. Full-blown herpes. Oh, yeah. That's scary. Yeah. Back in the day, dude, they used to die from syphilis. Like, people rotted out from syphilis, and they got syphilis from fucking, and everybody knew they got it from fucking. And people still fucked. They still fucked. There's that new gonorrhea, full-blown gonorrhea, that's killing people, they can't cure.

What? Have you heard about super gonorrhea? Super gonorrhea is like a new thing. And they have no cure for it. What? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Have you heard of this? No. Jamie, please Google super gonorrhea. I haven't heard this yet, yes. No, I haven't heard of it. It's so fucked up because it's a mutated gonorrhea. Imagine you're just a young person trying to have a good time, have a little intercourse. What is super gonorrhea?

Right here, January 2023. Super gonorrhea has reached the U.S. Holy shit. Oh. Super gonorrhea has infected people in the U.S. has infected people in the U.S. It says Massachusetts officials have reported two cases of gonorrhea that are resistant or less susceptible

to all known antibiotics used to treat it. Dude. You live your life with green shit coming out of your dick. Dude. Go low limit. So I can read about this? Supergonorrhea has infected people

in the United States for the first known time. This week, Massachusetts public health officials announced the discovery of two gonorrhea cases appearing to display increased resistance to all known antibiotic classes that can be used against it. These cases were thankfully still curable, but it's the latest reminder

that this common sexually transmitted infection is becoming a more serious threat. Bro. But you think nature just when humans get to a certain number, nature just decides to try to start killing them? See the symptoms right there? Okay. Discolored

discharge from the genitals, painful or burning urination, and rectal bleeding if caught from anal sex. Yikes. When gonorrhea is left untreated, it raises the risk of more serious complications

like damage to the reproductive tract in women and swollen testicles in men, both of which can lead to infertility. That's not bad. That's terrifying. But they figured out for syphilis, they figured it out. Penicillin. Again, shout out to the drug dealers.

The pharmacy people. They figured out penicillin. shout out to the drug dealers the pharmacy people they figured out penicillin you know shout out to the scientists bro people were dying of syphilis and now they just give you a shot right you were people were you ever seen like people dying from syphilis see what it looks like like holes in their face their noses fall off holes in in their scalp, like giant patches of tissue missing. Scary stuff, dude. Scary stuff. They just basically rotted away. Damn.

Dude. It's crazy because that was a common thing back in the day. Oh. Yeah, look at that guy. His face is just rotting away. Oh, my God. Look at that woman's nose at the top. And look at the paintings of people that had syphilis, too. Look at that one on the upper top.

Look at the upper top with the guy with the head, the bald head. Look at his head. Those are syphilis lesions. So it's literally his head is rotting away. And there's no cure for it. Look at that girl. Her face is rotting away. And back then, you just fucking died.

You know, you just rotted out and died like this. Damn. Scary shit, dude. Like, parts of your face just fall off like the walking dead. Fuck. I think that's how Al Capone died. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Didn't he die from syphilis? I think so. Yep, there he is right there, bottom right. Oh, died. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Didn't he die from syphilis? I think so. Yep, there he is right there, bottom right. Oh, boy. Jesus. Famous people who died of syphilis. Go to that.

Let me see what famous people died of syphilis. So, Bram Stoker, the guy who wrote Dracula. He dried. Oh, my God. Which is kind of fucked because getting syphilis is kind of like being bit by a monster. Like you're slowly rotting away. Al Capone. Stroke after pneumonia from syphilis.

Late stages of neurosyphilis at 48 years old. God damn it. Al Capone was 48 when he went down? Damn. Wow. 48 with syphilis. Imagine. At dirt dirt You know

All the shit Al Capone got through An STD took him out One piece of pussy Dudes They had those Those bullets in the circle Those Tommy guns Back in those days

I mean Al Capone was running the mob In Chicago Bullets were probably flying at him all the time Syphilis gets him. Didn't they think he was in a vault at one point in the 80s and they had a lot? No, Geraldo Rivera found his vault

and they didn't bother to check to see if there was anything in it. They wanted to reveal it live on TV. And so Geraldo breaks through the wall and he goes inside with the camera and there's nothing. Zero. So everybody was like

hanging on the edge of their seat because it's live. It was a live event. And Geraldo Rivera was breaking into Al Capone's vault in a live event.

And there's nothing in there. Geraldo Rivera's had a lot of rough moments. Well, that was the roughest. That was purely the roughest. But the greatest moment he ever had was on the Geraldo Rivera show, whatever the roughest that was purely the roughest but the greatest moment he ever had was on the Geraldo Rivera show whatever the fuck the show was called when he introduced the world

to the Kennedy assassination video Dick Gregory came who's a comic Dick Gregory came on to the Geraldo Rivera show with the footage that he had obtained of the Kennedy assassination from the Zapruder film. So the Zapruder film was acquired, I believe, by Time Life. I think they were acquired by Life magazine. And they didn't do anything with it for a long time. And then he got it. And I want to say they aired it on TV. It was at least 10 years, if not 12 years after the murder.

So it was like 75, I think. And so on the show, he introduces this. There's Geraldo Rivera looking sexy as fuck. 1975. See, there it goes. So it's 12 years. Oh, it's Good Night America, what it was called. That was Geraldo Rivera's show.

It's Geral all though was beautiful Maine is the host and Dick Gregory comes on and Dick Gregory brings on this other cat I don't know who the other guy is bad guy from James Bond What's his name Okay, so so when they watch it you you could see Geraldo Rivera react to it. Let's play it because this was the thing. The thing was a lot of people at that time, they're coming off of the Vietnam War. There's a lot of people that have a massive distrust of the government.

And there's a lot of people that thought that Kennedy was assassinated by more than one person. There was all these rumors of people shooting from the grassy knoll. And there was all these conspiracy theories. But until you watch the actual video of the assassination, there was no confirmation that something was amiss. And you watch the video and his head goes back into the left when he gets shot. And you're like, what am I looking at here? What's going on here? And he got shot in the neck as well.

That's another thing. You could see he grabs his neck and then you see his head go back. And it's not consistent with this idea of a magic bullet that goes through two people and creates all those. It looks like he's getting hit multiple times. Right. And the brain goes back. It goes into the trunk.

Yes. What is happening. This is a film taken by Marie Muchmore that leads into the Zapruder film. It's for time continuity. The president is waving to the crowd here. And Jacqueline Kennedy, of course, is sitting alongside him in the open car.

This is from Orville Nix's film. This is originally 8mm footage, and they're heading now toward Elm Street. They're on Houston Street now. They're going to make a left-hand turn. It's on the corner where they're going to make the turn there that the book depository was. Now, this is the Zapruder film.

Okay, so the cars are coming along now into Dealey Plaza? Yes, these are the lead motorcycles of the motorcade. All right, now with the President and Mrs. Kennedy is also Governor Connolly. Right. Now before he goes behind the sign, the President is waving to the crowd. When he comes out from behind the sign, he is shot, then Governor Connolly is shot. He's already been hit? He's already been hit. And now?

At the bottom of the screen, the headshot. That's the shot that blew off his head. Oh. It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in the movies. Now, the Warren Commission said that all of the shots were fired from behind by Lee Harvey Oswald, a lone assassin, firing at the president. And as you can see, clearly, the head is thrown violently backwards. Completely consistent with the shot from the front right. Now, this is an extreme blow-up of just the president from the film. Coming out behind the sign, he's shot.

He's hit from the front, too. From the front. Now, Jackie doesn't realize what's happened yet. She goes to his aide. And now? Jesus. Jesus. So fucked up. He's hit from the front. hit again the violent backward motion totally consistent with 80 percent

of the witnesses which said the shot came from the grassy knoll in front and to the right it's interesting to note how many people is running towards where most folks thought the shots came from the head goes backwards in the next film uh from the other side of the street. Oh, God, that's awful. That's the most upsetting thing I've ever seen. We'll talk about it in a minute. Wild. Wild. How strong is Dick Gregory?

Dick Gregory in 1975 bringing that film footage with... Who was the other guy he was with? I should give that guy a shout out i got to meet you say robert groden it says at the end of this description it says robert groden is one of rivera's guests okay must be must be who's dick gregory at a little comedy club in downtown LA. Did you ever go there? No. Yeah. When was that? It was 2014, 15, 13. The one down downtown? Yeah.

Yeah. It was Dick Gregory's comedy club, I think it was called. Is that the guy? I'm asking. It doesn't seem like it's the guy. No, it doesn't. No. Are you sure? Maybe.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's him. Yep. Yeah, he doesn't. No. Are you sure? Maybe. Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, that's him. Yep. Yeah, he looks like he's creeping me out in that picture. That's pretty creepy. Well, he's seen some shit. Imagine if you're the guy who gets a hold of the footage that shows that Kennedy got assassinated by a guy from the front

and you're going to show it on television. What a wild scramble that must have been the next day. Did they explain how they got it? It's a good question. It was like 12 years later, wasn't it? Yeah, I believe we said it was 13 years. It was 13 years after the assassination, or 12 years, right? Yeah.

75? Yeah, it was 63. Buy someone's storage thing and start looking for it? Yard sale? I think they had, like I said, I think Time Magazine had acquired it. Time Life or Life Magazine, whatever it was back then. I think they had acquired it. And they had the footage.

And they didn't release it. And somehow or another Dick Gregory got it. I don't know how. But I'm pretty sure that someone had sold the footage. It says CBS lost a bidding war with Time Life. So someone had it to sell it. But how did they find it? I'm surprised.

They ever let it out. I feel like the guy who maybe filmed it. Or his family, perhaps. Abrams the Pruder stood on a concrete pedestal he filmed the presidential 26 seconds that's a crazy piece of history after a secret service agent promised Zapruder

that the film would only be used for an official investigation so maybe they started maybe he came forward I guess Zapruder gave two of the copies oh so he made copies of it himself smart that's what it is Zapruder gave two of the copies. Oh, so he made copies of it himself. Smart.

That's what it is. Smart. The original film was retained by Zapruder in addition to one of the copies. So November 23rd, a bidding for the footage, lost a bidding to Life magazine for $160,000. Wow. $1.3 million in 2023. CBS News correspondent Dan Rather was the first to report on the footage on national television after seeing it. The inaccuracies in his description contributed to many conspiracy theories about the assassination. said that he told Rather to go to Zapruder's home to sock him in the jaw, take the film, copy it, and then return it to let the network's lawyers deal with the consequences.

According to Hewitt, he realized his mistake after ending their telephone conversation and immediately called Rather back to countermand the offer, disappointing the reporter. A 2015 interview on OP with Jim Norton rather stated that the story was a myth. Okay. It still doesn't explain... Yeah, well, how did they get it? How did it end up in... Right, but this is like...

Huh. So, it's hard to say. So, somebody had it. I just don't know how Dick Gregory got it. I don't know how the gentleman with Dick Gregory got it. I assume he brought that guy on, sort of like how I would bring a guest on the JRE.

Like, tell me what's up. What happened? Can you imagine back then breaking that piece of news? Geraldo Rivera must have been shit in his pants. Like, what have I done? Those guys are still alive. It's not like today. You talk about the Kennedy assassination today,

you're talking about someone who died 50, what is it, almost 60 years ago. It's a long-ass time. You talk about it in 1975. Those dudes are still running shit. Mm-hmm. And to see that on television, like, proof that the story was shady, that must have been a big deal you know i don't think we could ever appreciate what it's what would be like to be a grown-up in 75 it was probably madness madness man everybody's just getting back from vietnam, what the fuck was that all about? Right. Disco.

Water beds. Power bottoms. Water beds. The days. No super gonorrhea. And the worst cars America's ever produced. This article about Zapruder says, after walking away, he ran into a Dallas news reporter who knew, who was acquainted with, that's Soros, who was a Secret Service agent. And they got them connected almost immediately.

Okay. It says, offered to bring Soros to Zapruder's office. Zapruder agreed and returned to his office. McCormick later found Soros outside the sheriff's office at Main in Houston. And together they went to Zapruder's office. Zapruder agreed to give the film to Soros on the condition that it would be used only for investigation of the assassination. The three then took the film to the television station WFAA to be developed.

After it was realized that WFAA was unable to develop Zapruder's footage, the film was later taken to Eastman Kodiak's Dallas processing plant later that afternoon where it was immediately developed. As the Kodachrome process requires different equipment for duplication than for simple development, Zapruder's film was not developed until around 6.30pm. The original

developed film was taken to the Jameson Film Company where three additional copies were exposed. These were returned to Kodak around 8pm for processing. Zapruder kept the original plus one copy and gave the other two copies to Sorrells who sent them to the Secret Service

headquarters in Washington. So they had it immediately and he held onto it for 10 years it looks like, right? Is that what happened? I'm trying to, my next question would be like how did it end up in the auction house? Maybe he died I feel like that's what I remember. I feel like I remember his family having something to do with it. Stolle contacted him later that evening.

Right away. Okay. Late that evening, Zapruder was contacted at home by Richard Stolle, an editor at Life Magazine. They arranged to meet the following morning to view the film, after which Zapruder sold the print rights to Life for $50,000. Sorley was representing Time Life on behalf of the publisher Charles Douglas Jackson the

following day, November 24th. Life purchased all rights to the film for a total of $150,000, which is $1.3 million in today's money. $1,000.00, which is $1.3 million in today's money. The night after the assassination, Zapruder said that he had a nightmare in which he saw a booth in Times Square advertising, see the president's head explode. He determined that while he was willing to make money from the film, he did not want the public to see the full horror of what he had seen. Therefore, a condition of the sale to life was that frame 313,

showing the fatal shot, would be withheld. Although he made a profit from selling the film, he asked that the amount he was paid not be publicly disclosed. He later donated $25,000, about $221,000 today, of the money he was paid to widow of officer J.D. Tippett, a Dallas police officer who was shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald 45 minutes after President Kennedy was killed. Wow. Okay, so in 75, Time sold the film back to the Zapruder family for $1.

And in 78, the Zapruders allowed the film to be stored at the National Archives and Records Administration where it remains. In 99, the Zapruder's donated the copyright of the film to the Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza. So I'm still confused as to how they got it. How Dick Gregory got it? Yeah, how did they get it? I'll got it? Yeah, they got it. I'll investigate.

They're coming. So I wonder if the one that they showed on Geraldo Rivera's is the one with all the frames. Yeah. Is that the one with all the frames? Oh, yeah. That shot, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Huh. Yeah, is that the one with all the frames? Oh, yeah, that shot right? Yeah. Yeah Huh, I wonder if there's like a version that has like one extra frame Or if that's the version that's the version without the frame omitted what either the way it's it's interesting how like blurry it is Right. Yeah, it looked like shit because I thought it was the time of the video But then when they went back to the guests the guests looked way better than the footage they were showing. Well, he was doing it on a little 8mm. They have professional TV cameras in a giant studio with crazy overhead lights and the whole deal. Back then, cameras sucked. They fucking sucked.

And if you're going to film something, good luck figuring out what the fuck you're filming. But even that looked like a copy of a copy of a copy of what that would look like at that time. Well, it might have been, right? Yeah. They might have given them the copy and not the original. Who knows if the duplicate was even remotely as good. Maybe it's like VHS tapes. Remember when you can make a VHS tape and then you can make a copy of it and it looks like shit?

Yeah. Or they filmed it off a TV back then or something. Oh, yeah. Those are the best. Yeah. When you would buy movies, the dudes would set up a VHS recorder in a movie theater, and they would film it on the screen. And it would almost fit your screen, but you could buy a brand new movie for five bucks.

And you're like, okay. I watched multiple movies that I bought on the street when I was a kid. And then I bought them, and it's just a VHS tape of a fucking camera that some guy set up in a movie theater. I had a copy of Pulp Fiction like the week it came out. I thought it was like the most awesome things. I could just watch Pulp Fiction all day long in my house. Wow. Sounds terrible.

It was a bad copy. They're all terrible. They showed that guy that we looked up, Grodin's copy of the Zapruder film. So he had a copy of the Zapruder film. And Dick Gregory was an outsp had a copy of the Zapruder film. And Dick Gregory was an outspoken opponent critic of the Warren Commission.

So it sounds like they had a meeting and made up a plan. They're like, oh, look what I have. Alright, I'll go on Geraldo and we'll put this out to the public. It's so interesting how when you get access to information like this and you find out things about the past

and you realize there's never been a time where everybody was on the up and up. Never been a time. Now it's kind of more in your face because it's so easy to find out things and people are finding out things so much quicker. And a lot of these companies and governments, they can't hide things as easily.

This says that the response to this showing of the video led to that church committee, which is what outed a whole bunch of stuff. Yes. The investigation on the intelligence activities by the United States, which resulted in the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations investigation. I think that's where MKUltra came from, right? Like all the information on it. Whoa.

I believe. Is that where the... I thought that was Freedom of Information Act, was it? That's what this is. This was like an investigation into all the stuff the CIA was doing. They, like the Senate, you know, they had a committee. They did some wild shit. Imagine being one of those guys dosing people up with acid.

MKUltra. Yeah, there it is. Mockingbird. Jesus Christ. They those guys just dosing people up with acid. MKOS. Yeah, there it is. Mockingbird. Jesus Christ. They were doing wild shit back then, man. Just dosing people up with acid and studying them. They think one of the suspicions that comes out of the book Chaos is that that guy, Jolly West, who was responsible for giving LSD to Manson, allegedly.

They also have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after he killed Lee Harvey Oswald. Jack Ruby went fucking crazy. And they think he might have just dosed the shit out of this dude. Like he was saying that like Jews were on fire and he was in hell and, you know, there's demons. And like he went like full nutter And he did it after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald Can you imagine like if you want to like get rid of a net a witness get over it like why did you shoot him? Why did you do kill that guy?

Give that guy all the acid in the world let him scream and yell and then give him a little cancer and it's like we're done Right, that's it. And that's what what happened he had cancer like instantly in jail went crazy had cancer like the whole story is really nuts fox news news piece excuse me fox news piece stated in april of 1964 a psychiatrist called lewis jylan west jolly west they called him jolly west visited visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell in a Dallas jail. According to West's written assessment, he found that Jack Ruby was technically insane and in need of immediate psychiatric hospitalization. Those are conclusions that puzzlingly no one who had spoken with Jack Ruby previously had reached. Ruby had seemed perfectly sane to the people who knew him. Louis Joyland West pronounced him crazy, but what West did

not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time. He was an expert on mind control and a prominent player in the now infamous MKUltra program in which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric drugs to Americans without their knowledge. So of all the psychiatrists in the world, what in the world was that guy doing in Jack Ruby's prison cell? Yeah. What in the world was he doing there? That's Tom O'Neill. That's Chaos.

Fucking great book. Great book. Really, I can't recommend it enough on Charles Manson. It's so crazy what the CIA was doing. They gave, they taught him how to be a cult leader. They gave him acid. They taught him how to take it. They taught him how to give it to people and not take it and pretend you're taking it and then manipulate them.

I mean, that guy didn't just learn on his own out on the street. Like, he went through a program that got him to develop this gang of hippie killers. It's what they did was wild. Like they engineered the Manson family. It's, and that every time he got arrested, they got him out of jail.

Like he would get arrested and people that were like, well, why are you letting them out of jail? And the sheriff would be like, well, it's above my pay grade. They they just got visited guys showed badges like open the door let him out shut the fuck up we'll be back wow yeah but that's what they did with whitey bulger too man i mean the history of them doing that is so nuts there's so many times that these agencies have had someone

working with them that's evil as fuck. And they let them get away with stuff. How many times they've done that with drug dealers to get them to rat on all the other drug dealers? How many times they've done that with so many fucking creeps?

Yeah, it's crazy. The Whitey Bulger one's nuts, though. When people found out that he was an FBI informant, they were like, what? That guy? Dude, he won the lottery twice. Literally? Yeah. What? Won the lottery twice.

That's not true. Do you know how cocky you have to be when you're rigging the lottery to win it twice? Do you know how cocky you have to be? Google that rigging the lottery to win it twice? Do you know how cocky you have to be? Google that. I'm pretty sure it's true. He won it once. He won it once?

At least once. I've seen him about a second time. I feel like he won it twice. $14.3 million jackpot he claimed in 1991. There you go. What? And what was the other time? I hope I'm not making this up.

No, it seems like there is something else. I feel hope I'm not making this up. No, it seems like there is something else. I feel like I'm not making it up. And I feel like what the scam was, was it was a way to launder money. So if somebody won the lottery, like say if you won the lottery and you won a million dollars, say, listen, I'll give you 1.2, you know, and you give that ticket to me. And then now I've gotten rid of a million dollars. I don't have to know you know you know I'm saying like you can move stuff around That you could say this is where I got my money from and people can't say shit Crazy because if you ate well you wouldn't even have to give a million to because the way the lottery thing works they give you

Like X amount per year for like forever. It's annoying you know or you could take all of it at once but you don't get nearly as much right isn't that the deal i always thought that i would do the the longer like just be like i don't have to ever work again i'll have you know a hundred thousand dollars a month like that's enough you know but then if you die do you get your family get that? Yeah, probably not. It's probably a clause that cuts you off. Yeah, so then there's that. It's like, you know, you're not around anymore. Right.

Yeah, we're not paying you. What is the difference? Say if you win the Powerball and you win $100 million, what's the difference between the payoff and the overtime payments? Overtime gets you to $100 million, but what's the difference between the payoff and the overtime payments overtime gets you to 100 million but what's a payoff like if you want it all at once you want to go crazy what would you say like you got coke and bullets and you're ready to go you just want to go nuts you want you know like no no i want all the money if you're just like some wild dude that all of a sudden gets a hundred million dollar thing and like what what is like what is it $100 million thing? What is it, like, $40 million?

Like, how much is it? What's the drop-off? You'd say 40%? I would wonder what the drop-off is. I'd say 50. 50? Think it's half? I think it's 65.

Well, you also have to pay taxes on that half, too. You have to think of that. Yeah. So you're not really getting $100 million. So if they give you 50, and then what does the government take? I bet they take, like, half. It's about half. For something like that? Yeah. So you're not really getting $100 million. So if they give you $50 and then what does the government take? I bet they take like half. It's about half. For something like that?

Yeah. For something crazy like a lottery? Give me my piece, bitch. $1.35 billion, the payout was $707. Yep, so that's about $50. Yeah, somewhere in that range. And then how much of that do they have to pay in taxes? Even if they pay half.

It's probably like 40%. Can you imagine how many times that guy has to change his phone number? The IRS will take 24% off the top, and the rest will do at tax time. 24% off the top, and the rest at tax time. So it's tax time now. So for the $1.35 billion, it says, they did the math on this. Hmm. Jump, skip down.

Set 60, we go. If the cash option is taken at $707, you owe $169 million, $170 million in federal taxes. Jeez Louise. So you get $538. You lost $800 of the $135, or $1.35 you won. That is pretty wild. But isn't He lost 800 of the 135, or 1.35. That is pretty wild. But isn't it crazy how much the government takes? We would like 169 million, please.

Yeah. Ukraine. That's our score. So the government wins always. Every time someone wins the lottery, the government wins. That's a giant win, too. So the setup is you get a bunch of people. They all throw their money at this thing because they're all – it's legalized gambling 100%

because no one's limiting the amount of tickets you can buy. You can go nutty, right? People go nutty. They buy hundreds of tickets, right? And then when you win, the government wins. The government gets a stake every time. How many lotteries are there? How often does that happen?

That's a great question. So that money just coming in. And so you're just, the government is basically a casino. And they get the best cut of any casino. They can't lose. It's not like you can win and the house pays you. Get the fuck out of here. That was the money that came from all you people throwing your money into this thing.

And then we get paid. They get paid an enormous amount. Imagine if you're running for president and you said, the government never taxes you on your winnings. No more lottery.

Fuck, they didn't play. You put your hard-earned money into that pot! JFK 2, coming this summer. Can you imagine how quick they'd kill you if you tried to take away that lottery money? Yeah. That's a lot of money. How many times do they have a $169 million payout like that? What is a Powerball?

How often does that take place? There's a bunch of different ones, too, right? Twice a week. Is there just one Powerball? There's Powerball take place? There's a bunch of different ones too, right? Twice a week. Is there just one Powerball? There's Powerball and there's Mega Millions. They alternate. It's like Tuesday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday or something like that. That big one, the biggest lottery payout ever that just happened is the guys, there's a

guy saying that he stole it from him. So there's this whole controversy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, if you were a crazy person and you decided that someone stole it from you, all you'd have to do is accuse him of it. And the next thing you know, you're in court. And you're in court with some fucking guy dressed like Robert William Aprovia. That was mine.

Rest in peace. On my front porch. I remember it. Rest in peace. He died? Yeah. When? Last week.

Oh, no. God damn it. I wouldn't use him as a reference. I loved that guy. His uncle or whatever found him, though. And I guess he was sitting there with a big smile on his face So that was like he's a fun guy. Yeah, he was a nice guy never shake hands Never shake hands couldn't even give him knuckles. He was not interested in anything like that

He would always send me messages About you and like Texas and stuff like that like random things. Well, I used to protect him from the goons Yeah, the goons would always pick on him because he was such an odd guy. I was like, leave him alone, man. He's a nice guy. He's just... You're one of the few. I just found this out.

Brian Moses, me, you are one of the few that he actually talked normal to. Yeah. Oh, I had conversations with him about marijuana because he was a marijuana advocate. And he was an attorney at one point in time in his life. He just had a mental health breakdown I don't know the extent of it. He didn't talk about it in depth, but I loved that guy He was a good guy. You know, I would always have a smile for him when I saw him I was always happy to see him. We always talked, you know, even briefly, you know

He would ask me about marijuana questions. So he just wanted to talk, make sure you still like him, you're cool with him. He was just an odd guy. And then he would go on stage and he was pretty funny, man. He'd make me laugh, you know. He would kind of do the same act forever. But I saw that act, dude, in like 95. Yeah. I saw that act back in the day.

He was around for a long time. And he would have to walk home when it was raining out. And he would take his shirts, because he wore the same shirt every day. And he would stuff plastic bags inside all the linings and cover everything with plastic bags. That's how he stayed dry while he was walking home. He walked home. He lived in a flop house in downtown. And so he would walk home.

It was like a fucking hour and a half walk. Yeah, if more. Yeah, probably more. Yeah, he'd do it every night. That place had so many wild characters would gravitate towards that place. Oh, just more. Yeah, probably more. Yeah, he'd do it every night. That place had... Every time he went there. So many wild characters would gravitate towards that place. Oh, my God. So many crazy people.

So many just full-on nutters. Robert William Alpervaia. There he is. Boone Shakalaka also supposedly passed. Rest in peace, Boone. You sold me a lot of lighters. I know. Half my wardrobe.

Yeah, Boone was always selling stuff come by with records and shit I know people who bought good records from him he once uh he had a laptop once and I really needed one I was like brand new I was poor as hell I'm like what do I have to do to get this laptop Boone he's like why don't you show me your dick

and I swear to god I'm like look Boone that's's gay as hell, but I need a laptop I'm gonna pull because I was wearing like sweatpants at the time. I'm like just peek over here Son of a bitch. I'll give you one glance get over here any peeked over. I showed him I take the laptop I go I plug it in It was broken as hell. That story has been passed around so many times.

I've never heard you actually talk about it. Yeah. If I was with you, I'd say, hey, plug it in first. Yeah. Plug it in first. You can't trust a laptop you buy off of a homeless guy. That wants to see your dick that badly. I want one thing and one thing only. I want to see that dick.

There's Boone. Ah, Boone. Boone Chakalaka. Boone's another character that was around for 25 years. Yeah. At least.

Yeah. Maybe more. I remember when he first started hanging around. It was weird. Every single night he was there. There was this Russian dude

who always sold lighters too. You remember that guy? Yes. Monkey Balls. That's right. Monkey Balls. I saw him right always sold lighters to you remember that guy? Yes, I'm monkey balls I saw him monkey balls. It's all him right before I moved here, dude That guy used to have the craziest lighters He'd give you a light you sell you a lighter and you press the button and it would be like a girl's figure and her bikini Would light up and cut different colors used to buy so many of them

I have like I have two of them still somewhere. I wish I had I'm still I'd love them Yeah, cuz you just always had like a box of them. He was like selling lighters. He would come around. He wasn't a comic. Just a guy who would hang around and sell lighters. I never met Monkey Balls. Yeah.

He stopped hanging around Mencia days. He moved on to greener pastures. Yeah. He was outside of the, what's that, diner down the street. That's where he hangs now. Oh, does he? Yeah. Mel's. Mel's. Mel's. Yeah Oh does he yeah Mel's Mel's Mel's yeah

He's at Mel's now Wow No, no, who's that cat? Oh Do monkey balls. Oh, well our guy wasn't a comic. No our guy was just a dude Very we just hang out there. Yeah Boys had cigarettes to you buy cigarettes from oh really yeah he was that suitcase of everything that's hilarious there's so it's such a weird fucking place and the fact that it was on sunset too like sunset such a weird place that is just there's so many hopes and dreams and it's like there was a thing about that club that no other club will ever be able to recreate. And that thing was that like that was our legitimate launching pad.

Like everybody knew that if you could get there and if you could make it there, you could actually make it as a comic. Like there was this one place where it was just universally regarded as like an epicenter of some of the all-time greats. Universally regarded. And that it was in Hollywood. And it was back at the time where that meant like you'd be in films and you'd be on television. And it was like the stand-up was like a pathway to all these other insane worlds that Robin Williams was in now. You know? It was just a different

place. There's no place ever going to be like that. No matter what we could do in Austin, it's going to be a different vibe. No, I don't think so. You could redo it at that club, man. And that has so much magic. You could already feel the magic. You don't redo it though.

You do a new thing. Right. You do a new thing. Right. But that thing, that one thing that part of that thing, the, like the lack of organization, the way it was so chaotic, that's some of the beauty of that thing that thing right some of the beauty of that thing was the nuttiness of it like that people would be hanging out in the back smoking weed till 4 30 in the morning just talking and laughing and then you know and then i'll see you tomorrow and then it was

we'll see you tomorrow and we'd come back the next day and it was it was a party as much as it was like a great place to perform it was a great place to hang out with comics yeah it really by design the patio that wrapped around was insane like what an architectural uh monstrosity for artists and creativity like because that's it you're hanging out outside we know the weather's 80 degrees you You know, it was built for that perfectly. It used to be before all the blizzards. The blizzards. Yeah.

It rained like crazy in L.A., right? Yeah, and snowed. Did it snow in L.A.? It sleeted and hailed, so pretty much kind of. Jesus. Burbank, the mountains in Burbank, all snow covered. It was weird. It snowed once back in the day.

It was beautiful. I was running with my dogs and I was running in the hills. And as we were running, I was like, what is going on? This is crazy. And snow was falling. I'm like, this is fucking nuts. And I didn't even have a cell phone back then. Or I didn't have a cell phone camera back then.

I wasn't running with one. Someone told me that it snowed in Miami yesterday. Yeah, no shit. How is that possible? Snowed in Miami. That's what I heard. That's fucked up shit Bro, yeah, that's like the day after tomorrow type shit. Remember that stupid movie. Have you been watching that new show the yes Oh my god. It's great. Yeah Yesterday, I don't know That new show? Yes. Oh, my God. It's great. Are you sure? Yesterday. I don't know. It didn't just jump up to 85 degrees. It does that here. Wait a minute.

I typed in my name in snow and it says 46 degrees. No, it didn't snow in Miami, bro. You're on the wrong TikTok. TikTok. We're both getting duped by TikTok. God damn it. TikTok show in Michigan. Like, look what's happening to Miami.

And it gets 500 million views. And the Chinese are laughing at us. I don't know. Yeah, you're in a bad algorithm, kid. Damn. Sorry. I'm not even on the TikTok. You on TikTok? No.

It's good for laying in bed right before you sleep. It's good for them finding exactly where you are at all times. Yeah, and everything about you. It's good for them knowing every password you've ever devised. It's good for knowing what two-factor authentication app you use and what your password to that is mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah Speaking of which they finally announced three years later that it was a lab leak out of Wuhan The Wall Street Journal knew that crazy New York Times to yeah crazy Yeah, duh after we knew that yeah, well

It's weird you know what it's like? It's like they're leaking it out slowly so that it's not something that they can never say they figured out. If they deny it, deny it, deny it, and then it gets to this overwhelming part where everybody realizes it came out of there, then it looks horrible. So you just have to slowly

do it. The energy department is such a weird department to do that through. Maybe they did the cover up for the Sam Britton thing. Yeah, exactly. So what does it say? If anyone knows about a weird leak, it's probably that lady. Energy department finds COVID-19 most

likely emerged from lab leak. Reports say what we know. Wow. Pretty crazy. Because that's the official government now. I mean, it's like they must have gotten approval to do that, right? It's not that's the official government now. I mean, it's like they must've gotten approval to do that, right? It's not like there's some rogue agents at the department of energy.

It's like, I know what I'm going to fucking do. I'm going to let everybody know where this virus came from. No, that guy's got a, he's got a boss. It's, it's fucking crazy,

dude. It's really weird. It's really weird that like the truth slowly, but surely comes out about all this stuff. Right. And I think that's what's going to happen with East Palestine. Yeah. Looking into it, it says with low confidence they have concluded.

Yeah. I don't know what that means, but they're saying it. I don't know what they mean by low confidence it seems so if you talk to biologists that talk like brett when brett weinstein has break broken down why he believes it was a manipulated virus he's saying that because he's a biologist who studied coronaviruses from bats he actually studied the very animal that he's talking about. So when he explains why this doesn't make sense and why this, like, the structure of the thing has been altered, and what he's doing is doing it from a very scientific perspective. When you hear that, like, it's duh.

And he said that at the early days. And it got him in trouble with YouTube. It got him in trouble with a lot of his friends. A lot of people got really crazy about it. They thought that saying that it was from a lab connected it to China, which connected it to Trump saying it came from China, which was bad. Because Trump called it the China virus, and everybody was like, that's racist. And so even if you connect it to that, if you're wrong, like if you're wrong about that, like if you're the one that's saying, hey, this is a lab leak and it's not a lab leak

and you're shaming those people, people get very upset at you. So you have to be really fucking clear before you say it came from China for sure, from a lab. And then when you find out that maybe the United States had a little bit involved in funding that type of research, you're like, what? Right. Crazy. What? The FBI said they confirmed it was moderate confidence in 2021. Yeah, so the FBI says it too.

Moderate confidence in 2021, and that's a lot better than low confidence. Moderate confidence is like, yeah, I'm pretty sure. Four other federal agencies have concluded the pandemic began from natural transmission, and two agencies are undecided. Oh, okay, so there's an ideological dispute within the agencies. I wonder what the other agencies that think it's coming from natural selection. I wonder what their evidence is, because it doesn't seem like there's a lot of evidence that points in that direction.

Wild the coincidence would be if it started from that in Wuhan, which had a coronavirus lab. So weird. What are the odds? Remember when Jon Stewart went on Colbert and had that whole rant about it coming from the lab

and Colbert tried to step all over it? Right. Ugh. Ugh. Did you hear Woody Harrelson on SNL? Yeah. Did you see that immediately after Woody Harrelson had that monologue on SNL where he's joking around about a drug company forcing you to take their drug,

right after it, the next day, there's all these hit pieces. Like they were timed. Like there's a hit piece in Fox. It's a hit piece in Vanity Fair the hippies call him an anti-vaxxer and a stoner and sucked on Cheers Conspiracy theories he's pushing conspiracy theories. No, he's no no no no that's always doing He's a joke monologue on SNL about something that makes people laugh Because you can kind of make a weird comparison to those two. That's the only reason why the joke works.

The only reason why it works is because people are thinking it. Like, so for you guys to come out and say like, oh conspiracy theories. No, it's jokes about a possible conspiracy theory. And the one that he's describing isn't having to sign even a real one. He's making a joke about what the real one was like

Maybe not the best joke. Maybe not the best delivery SNL, but the fact that that got this immediate response Where all these people defend the pharmaceutical companies? They're all jumping in and defending them. Like in unison, they're all anti-vaxxer stoner. And you know, instead of saying it sucked or instead of saying, hey, stick to acting and stuff, you know, no, it's like they all wanted to jump in to defend the vaccine. They all wanted to jump in and defend the pharmaceutical companies from this anti-vaxxer, stoner actor who's talking. It's just interesting that they all take that route. I get criticized in the monologue, but all taking that route,

that it's an anti-vax conspiracy theory. Like, is it? No, he's joking about a way things went down. Yeah. Like, there's a lot to what he's saying, like forcing you to take their drug. That kind of was happening. And if you weren't getting forced, you were certainly getting coerced. You were getting urged on by the government.

There was probably a commercial for a medicine right after that. Probably right away. It's not like they're not spending money on all this stuff. Why are we pretending? And so when he makes that joke and he talks about them buying all the media and then all the media responds as if they've been bought and paid for,

that's pretty wild. There's so many articles written about him, like right away. I was like like this is crazy i always look at both sides and cnn had it but also cnn is owned by the same company that owns snl so it's tricky because they don't want to make them look bad but they you know angled it like it was him yeah Even though what we know is that these scripts are approved days in advance.

Yeah, they had to prove that unless he went out and Dave Chappelle-ed it. Yeah, he didn't. Dave had two different monologues. Dave ran one monologue by everybody and killed. And they're like, this is great. Then he goes out and does a whole separate one. God bless him. God bless him.

If Woody Harrelson did that, God bless him. But, you know, look, the fact that everybody jumped in like that was just very interesting. I know they're reporters, and I know they have to report on things, and I know that's a good snarky way to get people to read your article. But, like, that seems coordinated. And I know that's a good snarky way to get people to read your article but like That seems coordinated It's a rough one too because Woody Harrelson's a badass motherfucker, so it's like someone that's hard to attack You know everything he's done is great

He's so undeniable so cool even his delivery of the thing that wasn't that funny, but Purposeful kind of is uh was it was good yeah it was good he's especially for a guy who's not a comic he's doing stand-up essentially he's doing a monologue truly one of the best comedic actors true oh my god man kingpin kingpin i just re-watched that kingpin god damn that movie's funny he's's throwing up every time he pictures her. That's the Farrelly brothers. Yeah. Oh my God.

I think that might be their best one. That and Something About Mary. I just rewatched that too. I got to do a Harley thing. Something About Mary's amazing. I worked with him. I punched up a script for him. Peter?

Yeah, for a new Amazon thing that came out a few years ago. I can't even remember the name of it. But anyway, and i told him that and it was like a moment you know what i mean where i had this thing loaded up and i go kingpin by the way i mean i think that should have had an oscar without a doubt and he goes i've always thought the same thing is that good he goes i've always thought it was my best work he he has it above dumb and dumber too oh. It's definitely better than that. Kingpin is on another level. It's one of the best comedy movies of all time, for sure.

And it's got Showdown in it, Electric Light Orchestra. That final scene where Bill Murray's hair is slowly fucking going crazy. I mean, that's the thing. When we're in the green room. Yeah. No, I'll tell people. When we're in the green room, that's the song we listen to. Oh, yeah.

All around the world. The O2 Arena. The fucking MSG. This is the green room. That's the song we listen to oh yeah all around all around the world the o2 arena Fucking this is the comb over what it's flying around. Oh my god of the fact that it's about bowling yeah, Amish It's amazing. Yeah, it made me want to have a bowling alley in my house that when I saw that baby I was like that's my dream How many people went bowling after they saw that fucking everybody and he's got the comb over to it They make it like it's a bowling thing where these guys just are trying to keep their hair that they don't have.

It's amazing. They're making fun of everything. Dude, so good. Such a good movie. It's so funny, man. When he has to have sex with the landlady because he can't afford the rent. And then he's throwing up. You know, she's the same girl in Something About Mary that played the lady that tanned too much.

Oh, is that the same lady? Yeah, same lady. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. Isn't she in something, Happy Gilmore or something, too? She's in something else, I think. I feel like she's like. I'm sure.

I'm sure she is. She looks so much better. She was in Insidious. Oh, my God. She's in the whole Insidious movie. Wow. Franchise. One, two, three. I didn't know there was that many of them. What's Insidious. Oh, my God. She's in the whole Insidious movie. Wow. Franchise. One, two, three.

I didn't know there was that many of them. What's Insidious about? I don't know. How do I not know this? I've never heard of it. Maybe I'm mistaken. I think it's about those people. We talked about it with Sam and Colby,

but there's this couple that did a bunch of these stories, and they've made movies out of all of their interactions almost. Oh, so this is all like poltergeist movies? I think. She's a lead in it. Hmm. Yeah, she plays like the badass lady who's like not afraid of this. Oh.

Interesting. That's so weird. And so this Insidious franchise, how long has that been going on for? A couple years for sure. I've seen two of them maybe. Are they good? Not awful. There you go. 33%.

It depends if you're into those scary kind of movies or whatever. It's not a comedy. It's not a drama. Yo, you know what I saw recently that was really wild? Smile. Have you seen Smile? Yeah. Dude. It's fucking creepy it's a horror movie but it's good dude yeah it's good there's

something really fucking creepy about it the marketing they did during the summer was crazy people showing up at different sporting events just smiling people and they're smiling for like nine innings of a baseball game. Oh, Jesus Christ. They were telling everybody what was going on. That's a good way to get the fuck beaten out of you. That's scary. Yeah, that's a good way to get the fuck beaten out of you in the wrong place. Try that shit in Philadelphia. Oh my

God, that's not good. That's so crazy that they did that. You know that black lady's like, what the hell? Oh my God. Oh, that's so scary. Dude, if you see that god oh that's so scary dude if you see that movie that's fucking scary if you see that movie that is scary i'm telling you people smiling and scary oh jesus christ what the fuck is this creepy ass shit at the Yankees game. Bro, that would freak me the fuck out.

Imagine if you had anxiety and you just got way too high and you go to the game and there's a lady sitting there smiling. You know how bad, if you want acid and that happened. Dude, I had a fucking mushroom cap last Monday after a show. Went to see some music and that's how I felt. It was like that. I had a weird one how I felt it was like it was like that I had a weird

one I had a weird little it was a dark little fucking I'm not doing mushrooms after hosting Kill Tony anymore I learned a weird thing my brain's too like open and stuff also like you're probably tired

yeah exhausted yeah complete you're thinking about going to sleep but then all of a sudden mushrooms like nope You're probably tired. Yeah, exhausted. Yeah. Yeah, complete. You're thinking about going to sleep, but then all of a sudden Mushroom's like, nope. Right. No sleeping. Contemplate humanity. Yep. Contemplate your existence.

Yep. Contemplate your place in time. Yep. No more mushrooms on a Monday for Tony. Experience all these life forms trying to make their way through this realm. When you're out in public and you're Truman, it's just such a strange feeling. Yeah, I don't like it.

I've been, you know, the cool thing about moving to LA so young is that I had so many of those great Joshua Tree trips and that's where I started. And I'm like, this is great. I'm laughing. I can do this. That's one thing that like Oregon's figured out before California has. They made that legal up there.

Yeah. Yeah. I read a thing about how legalized prostitution lowers rapes and or sexual crimes by an insane percentage. This is a new thing that just came out. I think legalized prostitution, if we were living in a place that had legalized prostitution always, that it always existed, I think we would all be pretty cool with it. I know that sounds crazy because you don't want your daughter, your sister, your mother to do that. But I think that, okay, while prostitution itself is legal, many activities associated with it, such as brothels, soliciting in a public place, and pimping are illegal.

Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non-residential areas. Where is this at? Australia. Oh, Australia has rules like that. Yeah, that's like Jim Jefferies had a joke about that, about his dad going to the brothel. Yeah, that's like Jim Jefferies had a joke about that about his dad going to the brothel But it's like when when there's something like that has always existed. I think people would just It would just be a normal thing

But when you try to make something legal that is illegal People think their whole life of something is being a terrible thing and it's illegal shouldn't be able to do it and So we have it in our head that it's a terrible thing because it does have terrible consequences for some people like prostitution must have Bad consequences for some people and being involved with people intimately. You don't even know for cash dangerous. It's weird It's it's it's like as much as we want to think that it's just like getting a massage. It's a little bit more It's a little weirder. It's like it's someone's not just rubbing you to make you feel better. They're sexually pleasuring you. Should it be illegal? Why would it be illegal when it's legal to just have sex with someone for free? Like gold digging's legal. You could fuck some old rich guy and steal his money. That's legal. Like why shouldn't you be allowed to make a deal with a person? Like, you want a blowjob? I want $1,000.

Like, that, to me, seems like a normal human right. Whether you want to do it or not, both people are consenting. It's crazy. I think it's out of our hands. It should be out of everybody's hands. If two people agree, and one person says, like, hey, I'll help you move your couch, but I want 50 bucks. And you're like, okay, help me move the couch but I want 50 bucks and you're like okay help me move the couch to the side I'll give you 50 bucks

it's a deal like your friend some neighbor whatever it makes a deal with you if you say hey you need 50 bucks I want to come in your mouth what do you think and he's like alright like is that nobody's gonna care about that nobody gives a fuck about male prostitution zero people care

zero concern for the male prostitutes fucking zero If you how many guys are out there worried about all the guys that are blowing gay guys for cash Fucking zero people are worried about it Right. What's the filming at loophole then? The filming at loophole is that if you're doing pornography you could pay someone for cash What if it's for sex right the collection yes, you can do that there is a loophole is that if you're doing pornography, you could pay someone for cash. What if it's for sex rather? Private collection of pornography. Yes, you can do that.

There is a loophole apparently. There was some girl who used to tell people that at the comedy store. She'd tell people that. Yeah, if we do it on camera, you could pay me for sex. And if you take them to dinner first. Poor crazy crackhead. Yeah, but if you think about like gold digging is a fascinating thing when you see it so clear. When it's, like, really obvious that this, you know, 26-year-old bombshell is dating an 80-year-old billionaire.

Like, it's hilarious. Like, but this is a deal. There's a deal. Like, he has access to incredible resources, so much wealth, things you couldn't possibly imagine. But he got to suck that little dick. What was the old Anna Nicole thing? Oh, yeah, yeah, Jay Howard Marshall. Yeah.

He's 90. I'm like, don't you think he knows? He made a billion dollars from scratch. He knows what the fuck he's doing. He's like Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be eventually. Yeah, Leo's pushing it. He's pushing it. He might want to settle down soon.

It's starting to get weird. But it's like, that's legal. We all agree that's legal. But if he just say it flat out to her, I'll pay you for sex, that's illegal. Which is really interesting like it has to be some sort of a weird thing where he gives her money because he loves her but you know you know what i'm saying yeah it's crazy it's a little odd it's a little odd because like you can't go to like the 26 year old that marries the 80 year old billionaire and go hey do you really

love him what the are you doing you can can't grill her. Are you committing a crime here, young lady? Are you swindling this poor old Alzheimer's patient out of all his money by blowing him? What's going on here? But nobody would stop that. Zero people stop that. Maybe the family. Maybe the family that thought

this young floozy is going to take all the loot. Oh, yeah. That happens. For sure that happens. Oh, they must be scared to death when an animal walks in. If you're like an old billionaire dude, you do not get a hot nurse. Not a chance. Not a fucking chance. The wife is never going to let a hot nurse in the house.

Get the fuck out of here. That hot nurse is going to be working on this dude going, listen, your wife's kind of a cunt. Here's two black rhinos. Let's have some fun. Yeah, let's go. I'll lock that door. Let's go. How much time you got left, Harry? Come on. I'm your nurse. I'll tell you.

Not much. Not a lot of time. Let's fuck. Just buy me a house. Harry, buy me a house. Harry, buy me a house. That's probably what she says. When she sticks it in. Harry, buy me a house. This is a very generic website, but is this real? Datebillionaire.com?

Yeah, it's real. The largest billionaire dating site online? It is. Oh my god. Datebillionaire.com. Who's it for? The billionaires? Billionaire dating site.

Date billionaires on datebillionaire.com. Welcome to datebillionaire.com, the most professional dating site for billionaire men and beautiful women. What about billionaire women? Listen to the way that's phrased. women. Oh, what about billionaire women? Listen to the way that's phrased. Welcome to datebillionaire.com the most professional dating site for billionaire men

and beautiful women. Is there some unprofessional dating sites for billionaire men? I mean, what are they saying? Not as easy to use as this. That sounds like someone who doesn't know English that good. Can I see that again?

Yeah, that's tricky. That statement, the way that's phrased, it's like, hey, where did you grow up? That's why I think it is a weird thing because at the bottom it goes to this, like sugar daddy sites. Yeah, it's almost like a porn. Bro, this is like one of them Nigerian cats that set up this fishing net. I just got a virus. Yeah, you just got a virus clicking on that. Yeah, that's one of them scams.

Those scams are beautiful when you get those fucking emails telling you that you have millions of dollars waiting. All you have to do is give us your PIN number. Have you heard of the it's been going on before, the AI stuff, but people get called and they'll say that it sounds

like someone they know, a child, whatever it is. I'm kidnapped. You need to send this person money. To the person on the phone that's getting this say that it sounds like someone they know, a child, whatever it is. I'm kidnapped. You need to send this person money. To the person on the phone that's getting this call, it sounds 100% real. I've read a lot of cases about this. Oh, well, think about that now with AI. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Their first call is not to a family member to be like, is this person really kidnapped? Do you know where they are? Geolocation, anything like that. They send money. It's happened a lot. You're not going to be able to know. You're not going to be able to know.

That Joe Rowe thing that you were supposedly selling those supplements, that AI thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one of those. That was pretty real. Fake one, me and Huberman. And then there's another one with me doing a podcast with Steve Jobs. That sounds awesome. It's like a full podcast.

I love that. That's actually really funny. How long is the Steve Jobs Me podcast? I think it's like 14 minutes or something. Can you imagine if we had Richard Pryor as a guest on Kill Tony? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It would be more of a guest on a podcast because having a guest on Kill Tony,

you'd have to respond to the different comedians. It'd be too weird. Yeah. There's something I saw yesterday. Oh, my God. It's a fake Conan. Conan Diffusion. It's using a diffusion app to make Conan.

Then his guest. I don't know what it's called. Seth Rogen. Yeah, I hear you. But I promise I won't malfunction and start attacking the audience or anything. Speaking of malfunctioning, let's check out my dance moves. I mean, it's not good, but... Yeah, it is.

Every now and then. Although I have to say it's a little weird to smoke with a machine. Yeah, I can imagine. But seriously, what can you tell us about your latest project? Yeah, it's weird. I have a horrible feeling about all this. I have a horrible feeling that we are about to enter an era where you will have no idea what's true. I have a horrible feeling just watching that.

Just watching that, I was like, that would be a really good way for us to move into some new phase of reality. If you had absolutely no idea what was true and what was not. You had no idea if someone did say that or if that event actually did take place or CGI. Can you imagine if there was a bunch of people out there saying that East Palestine was CGI? Morning only to find that you weigh two pounds less. Well, I have a theory about that. I think it's because we all have an inner fat man that comes out at night and eats all the snacks. It's like a secret nighttime binge that we never even knew about. So COVID-19.

His dick just popped out for a second. Yeah, it's odd. But that's just the beginning, man. This is like the very first implementations of these. This is like Pong. That's what it's like. We're going to get the Unreal 4 engine soon, you know, and that's going to be really weird.

It's going to be very weird. You're going to be able to never have to have an actor ever again. For every movie you do, you could just do Leonardo DiCaprio when he was 39. You could do that over and over and over and over again, and no one will be able to tell. Like Bruce Willis. Yeah.

This is an alleyway from Hong Kong recreated in Unreal 5. Oh, my God. Unreal 5 is fucking incredible. This is really, really awesome. Was Unreal 4 the one that we were raving about before? No. That was 5 as well? That's 5 we've been talking about for about a year now.

Oh, okay. So 5 was the one where they had the woman who was running in the cliffs? Yep. They've been updating it too, which is why it's getting better. They have this shit in VR. Dude, it's so good. It's so good, it's crazy. The fact that this is all artificial, sounds are artificial.

Sounds is the easiest thing, I think, to fake now. Yeah, but this is crazy, man. I mean, this is crazy man. I mean this is crazy It's so photorealistic And the fact that these guys have been Constantly at this since the 90s, you know, they've been caught like when was the very first Computer game that had like a 3D like Doom style engine. Like what was the first one? Was it Castle

Wolfenstein? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Castle Wolfenstein, was it the first one? I can't imagine there was one before that, but I don't think there was. Right. And Castle Wolfenstein was like on one very specific platform, right? It was just PC, I thought. Was it? I think so. Why did I think it was like

a DOS game or something like that? Ten games that 10 games that came before we'll just didn't look very good Let me see So that was the but that so that was the first doom was the first big one Like when doom do you know what they came up the name with the name doom? Do you remember the movie the color of money? when Tom Cruise goes to the pool hall and This guy was the local hustler sees Tommy sitting there with a big smile on his face, he's got a pool cue in his lap. He goes, what you got in that case, boy?

And he goes, in here? In here? And he opens it up, he goes, doom. Wow. And he shows this. I never heard that before. Yeah. Play that scene.

It's a dope scene. It's supposed to be a balabushka, which is like this very famous pool cue. Good game, good game. balabushka, which is like this very famous pool cue. Good game, good game. What you got in there? In here? Doom. Wow.

Come on, boy. Let's play. Yeah, let's play Come on, boy. Let's play. Yeah, let's play. Oh, shit. We're gonna have a lot of fun. What a star. It's probably the best Tom Cruise movie of all time. He's so cool.

The Color of Money rejuvenated pool. That fucking thing made everybody want to be a pool player. That made me want to play. Man. That fucking movie was great he played vince this uh this crazy pool hustler that paul newman's character fast eddie felson the original character from the hustler makes a comeback in the world of pool he got knocked out of pool by organized crime and that was the end of the movie the hustlers that he could never go back

to playing again it was a little bit before my time but pool hall junkies hit me right at a cool place fresh out of high school into film. The problem with pool hall junkies is they can't really play pool. When you're watching them play pool, you're like, I'm not buying it. Right. When you're watching Tom Cruise play pool, Tom Cruise studied with Mike Siegel. Mike Siegel, who was also a left-hander like Tom Cruise is, Mike Siegel taught Tom Cruise how to play pool.

Like, he taught him how to stroke through the ball. He taught him how to get down on the shot and look like a professional pool player. Like, you look at him play, and it's a little stiff. Like, I'm not totally buying it, because I watch a lot of professional pool, but he can play. Like, you can see he knows how to run out.

He's moving the ball around correctly. When you're watching pool hall junkies it's like get the fuck out of here. That's sick. Cast is great though. It's just

as a pool player it's like there's only a couple of movies where they did pool correctly. And the real ones are The Color of Money and The Hustler.

Yeah. It's one of those things where you can't fake whether or not you can do it good. It looks weird if you're faking it. Like if you don't really know how to play pool and you're down on a shot, you look all fucking goofy and shit. Someone can tell right away. So there's got to be something you do that's like that, right? Kind of.

I was playing with David Lucas. I mentioned this to you. I was playing with David Lucas. You said Dave plays good, you said. He plays so good. We were in Houston and we went to a pool hall both nights after all the shows and he doesn't get down at all.

He has this, I mean, we were literally laughing. Nick was making jokes. He goes, he's like one of those old Wild West movies where they just sling the guns out because he doesn't bend over but he's got a fucking stroke. I couldn't believe it. A lot out because he doesn't bend over but he's got a he's got a fucking stroke i couldn't believe it he's a lot of big guys don't bend over right yeah like if you watch um one of the there's like the guy named steve miserak he's like one of the greatest of

all time and he was a big guy especially later in his life he did those uh i think they're bud light commercials it was Some light beer commercial. And it was him doing trick shots on a pool table. And he was a multiple-time world champion. And in this one, he wasn't too big. Like you could see, he's a big guy. But see how he doesn't get down on the ball like a smaller pool player would. Like a guy who's not.

See, there he is when he's very heavy late in life. If you go to that picture right there where you see him right there, that's what he looked like later in life. Wow. So he got very, very big. He was still an amazing pool player, even as big as he was and as hard as it must have been to move around the table. When you watch that guy move the ball around, you're like, holy shit.

He was a master. It was like he had this control of where that ball was going. It's just beautiful to watch That's what you can't fake in like a pool hall junkies movie. You can't fake that So like if you're telling me this guy's the killer player and I watch him bang balls around right so I can't hear my Instagram Algorithm has been showing me crazy pool shit. I saw a guy make every ball on a break. It's not real. It's not real? No. Damn.

God, I just get breastfeeding videos all the time. Whoa. All these breastfeeding videos with really TikTok-y, like sexy girls breastfeeding. I've been just flooding my- I'm sure somewhere someone must have once made all the balls on the break I'm sure but when you're watching those balls go on the break one thing that's disturbing to me Is that they all seem to be kind of moving in around the same speed?

That doesn't usually happen Yeah, see they're all well the last one was kind of slow, but I just don't think it's real She's hot I Think I think it's fake. Look at that. Yeah, watch. Those balls just move again. Yeah, you can see some shit.

It's missing frame 3-1-3. Yeah. They shot all those balls in the holes and filmed them going in. But anyway. You've been playing pool a lot locally. I saw you some pool players saying that you

stopped in. No, I just went to watch. They had the Texas Open in town. That guy Fedor Gorst who was on the podcast before, I went to watch him play. I just wanted to stop in for a little bit. But it's a long ass pool tournament that goes on all day. Why are you showing me people breastfeeding?

Oh no. What? It's in your feed? That's your feed? You got breastfeeding on your feed? Why are you getting breastfeeding on your feed? It's a lot of weird shit. I have never had a breastfeeding video.

Are you serious? We get burples and stuff. Jamie, what's going on with you? It's a lot of... It's going to turn into porn. It really did. No, it didn't. This is because you guys are watching this shit

and clicking on it and putting your little waiver over it and all the things. They have... I look at shit too. A lot of Liver King stuff in there, son. That's because I'm looking up for you. Is that Natty?

Is that Natty Liver King? Is that what that's supposed to be? Wait, is that a... Is that him, Natty? Yes. Yeah. Yes. There's a loophole where they're allowed

to show breastfeeding videos on YouTube and stuff. There's weird stuff. Yeah. Did you hear about that YouTuber that just got 10 years for it? What happened? What happened? She lost her job, and she started putting out videos of her breastfeeding on YouTube because YouTube has this law.

If it's educational, you're allowed to show breasts like you know brazilian wax or whatever and so she found out about that and started doing like like i'm a dirty slut mom and then pouring oil over the baby and her while doing it uh she just got uh sentenced to 10 years but she blew up oh my god which is the charge the child endangerment yeah abuse i mean what if you're doing that with your kid Jesus Christ Was it safe facing additional charges, so what did she say what does it say she did One count connected a series of sexualized breastfeeding videos involving her young son Oh sexual like Breastfeeding videos involving her young son. Oh sexual Oil on it and like With captions like I'm a dirty slut mom. Oh

That's crazy 37 new counts of aggravated possession of child pornography stem from the videos which were sold online included footage of Felton breastfeeding a toddler and Sometimes involved her rubbing oil on herself and the child and other sexual acts to pick child pornography investigators say fuck Dude again, there's crazy people It's crazy people out there and if that one's your mom like oh my god Oh my god, imagine growing up to find out your mom was doing that while you were a baby. Yeah

I wonder why I'm so weirded out by oil. Now, it's interesting if that baby's going to be a boob guy or an ass guy growing up. You think that's where it comes from? Yeah. I wonder. How do you explain feet, guys? I heard it's from feet. It's when you're a baby crawling around and your mom had walking by you all the time.

Oh. And you start getting little baby boners from your mom's feet. Yeah. Dicks rubbing against the carpet. Yeah. Or Tom and getting little baby boners from your dick rubbing against the carpet. Or Tom and Jerry. Baby boners. Baby boners. When did you get your first boner?

Like, at what age? That's interesting. I could kind of see why that might work. Because, like, my mom wasn't walking around a lot when I was a little kid. And I'm not into feet at all. I always found it like very weird yeah so that kind of makes sense meanwhile my mom does I was drinking milk

out of her she has gigantic boobs and I love big boobs that makes sense who doesn't it's like saying I love money who doesn't love money who doesn't love boobs it's like yeah it's one of those things. It's like, what are you talking about? Who's like, God, I fucking hate them. Hate them, bro. They're big and juicy. Big and juicy and excited.

But it's areola size. You know, like a lot of people hate like the big giant areolas. I love them. My mom has the big areolas. Dudes are weird with stuff, right? I think, do you think that comes from porn? Where they're staring at a certain ideal all the time?

I mean... If you really give a fuck about areola size, is that really the deal breaker here? I mean, have you seen the small ones that look like Hans Kim nipples? I don't want that. Hans Kim nipples? Hans Kim has very normal,

respectable nipples. Have you seen Hans Kim get out? Yeah. Like they're big, but they have tiny... Hans Kim has very normal, respectable nipples. They're dark, though. Have you seen Hans Kim get out of the pool? Nipples look fucking totally normal. Tell, tell. What? What happened? Tell him in Florida the other day.

Oh, yeah. What did he do? We found out yesterday that he was at a pool party in Florida, and he didn't bring a bathing suit, so he went in his jeans, but he did have swim goggles that he brought and a drone so he was in the swimming pool flying a drone with goggles on like what's up ladies like speedo wearing jeans that sounds like a hans kim move jeans and a rolex in a pool in tampa that sounds like that sounds like hans kim that's our boy. That's an original. Never mind. I would not buy a bathing suit, but I know. No, no, no, no, no. That's too complicated.

Nothing makes any sense. You got to fucking stop all logic at the Hans Kim door. Oh, my goodness. Just let him be Hans. Let him swim with his pants on. Yeah. He's a maniac. He's wild.

It's one of the cool things about what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is you get to see a guy go from being first timer on stage or first timer on Kill Tony been doing open mics and then if you guys like them and make them a regular then all of a sudden they're doing a minute every week. They develop

fans. You put them on your shows. You go on the road with them. In Hans' case he went all the way to arenas and like eight months of being around here of being around here what's interesting is that our last three regulars david hans and william have all been doing it about eight years right but what's cool is we're kind of the last few weeks getting back to our roots we just gave a golden ticket to a guy named aaron belial who's amazing he's amazing and he has cerebral palsy no use of his left arm he can he walks fine and uh but he's mute he is

he can't speak at all so he pulls he takes the microphone puts it on top of a bluetooth speaker that he already has hooked up and begins and he and howes. And how does he type it in? He has a super fast thumb. He has it down to where he can do like... Swiping? Yeah, swiping. He just keeps his thumb. Swipes. He moves as fast as he can.

Have you ever been able to swipe? Yeah, but I don't like it. I don't trust it. And then he goes voice to text. So it just says out what he wrote right wow but what's cool is that he's only been doing it six months right now and he's like a savant so we're getting to like really reinforce good things and you know he's just has like no notes at this point he's just he's just crushing I got to that i want to see because tom green told me about him yeah oh it's really yeah it's a bluetooth battery and a

it's about 12 to 13 hours tony has been taking hormone treatments to have the figure of a female tennis player that's true that's actually true and i'm not there yet still i need a lot more True. And I'm not there yet. Still, I need a lot more injections to get to. Everything about you reminds me of Peter Pan. Except the fact that Peter Pan was less like Tinkerbell than you are.

He's just laying into me. And also, Peter Pan didn't throw handicapped people off of his stage every once in a while. He fell for it. With a fucking Gladiator 300 kick to the chest. I will send you into caution's way.

That's true. And you ain't the type that she's gonna catch. You know what I'm saying? There was a lesbian off behind that. That's caution. She's gonna take your pain and fucking shove it where the sun don't shine.

Which is a lot of places. This guy's a bully. Fuck. Yeah, he really is. He really is. Are you from Canada? Is he Canadian? Yeah.

See, if you had American health care, I might have caught that shit early. I told him last week, you can really tell which arm they put the vaccine in. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus Christ. And he laughs and he rolls with everything. His sense of humor is that of somebody that's been doing stand-up for 20 years. That's amazing. It's insane.

The green room hang. I actually ended up, I was at one of these bars. My friends were playing music, and it was packed. I mean, unbelievable fire hazard. People dancing on picnic tables, shoulder to shoulder. It was chaos. I wanted to get out of there. Everybody wanted to get out of there.

And I look, and I see him leaning against the fence in the back. No drink. He had just come in through the back door. Can't move. Can't get in. I go. I get him a drink. And we end up hanging out for hours, having the best time, Because it turns out he's a great fucking communicator and hang.

Because when you're at loud bars or a concert, he just fucking shows you. Shows you his phone, yeah. And you're like, oh. You read what he's saying instead of me going, what? What did you say? So he's all doing it one-handed. Yep. And he's just swiping all the words.

So how quick can he get a sentence out? Pretty good. Pretty good. You could tell that the technology isn't where it needs to be for someone flying through their thoughts with only their thumb. Especially with one hand, because most people are doing it with two hands. He mentioned last night in the green room specifically that, you know, he's hoping for advancements in the field of

Yeah, whatever you would call that and what's it cool though? He has a lot of responses already where he does like a quick search like well This is how you know I wear and so I told him I would make him a soundboard But that's pretty much you know if you had your whole thing where it's just a soundboard where you like you know to talk about Counting on Google notes. Yeah, I mean whatever he on, whatever he's using, that shit's got to stay up. Yeah. And battery life is very important. You can't just show up at a club without good battery life. He has two JBL Bluetooths fully charged,

hanging by his waist in case one dies. Yeah. He's got another one. Wow. Like guns. Wow. He was roasting me last night live on the show and i go you make one more fucking joke about me i'm gonna play music on your bluetooth and he's so cute because like he

the last couple weeks he goes are you sure it's okay to make fun of tony i don't want him to be upset i'm like oh no no no this is great he's amazing aaronisle he's another Canadian we also have of course Jared Nathan who you know who's also a Canadian the last two

golden ticket winners which I think there's only been 10 in 10 years of doing this show which means you can perform on any show

if you're ever there for eternity the last two I realized this last night while high as a kite after the show have both been

handicapped people from Canada. Jared Nathan, you should tell everybody. What exactly does he have? It's called globally delayed, but that basically means that he has a touch of everything. He's like all types of what we used to call the

R word. Globally. So that's what it means? Does he say globally retarded? What does he call word. Globally. So that's what it means? Does he say globally retarded? What does he call it? Globally delayed. It's like he has a little bit of downs, a little bit of autism, a little bit of... He's got a big stutter. But he's funny as fuck.

He's great. He's very funny. He's got good timing. He understands comedy. Yeah, it's interesting man It's like what you guys have done is really cool because you really get a chance to see people emerge You know they emerge out of kill Tony and they have real careers like it's I think it's the best launching pad For beginning comics that's ever existed I don't think there's anything like it because like the tonight show was never for comics that just started out it was for like guys put together like a career and then they're finally

going to get their first letterman you know that's what that was it was like you're doing stand-up seven eight nine ten years by then right but this is like guys that are just starting and it's such a ballsy move when you got people like ali mccoskey would go from doing a minute every week when she was like how old was she 19 when she first got crazy yeah crazy to uh you know doing giant fucking places with us wild and now headlining on the road it's really weird it's really weird to see it's cool you know it's like because it's happened before where people you've seen them go from open mic-er to being a successful comedian. But it seems to happen more regularly and it's like there's a path. It seems like there's an actual path now.

And that's one of the things that I think something like Kill Tony provides. It's like now people say, look what everybody's done. Look what Hans Kim has done. Look what William Montgomery's done. Look what Hans Kim has done because William Montgomery's done Look at David Lucas is done This is there's a fucking clear path and if you can get on that show and do well and then get on it again And do well again like book dude and unlike the Tonight Show and America's Got Talent last comic standing There's no notes. You don't have to be clean. You know it's just about being funny both one mile

have to be clean you know it's just about being funny both one mile jared nathan william david hans they all push the limits this is like what comedians know is you know what people want to see they want to go have fun they want to have a naughty night they don't need they don't need it woke and uh you know you can't do woke in a minute right it's not gonna work like this whole idea that you're gonna project your social values onto the audience and it's going to make them like you more and agree with you more. People tried. We had a girl that came on yesterday. She was like six foot four, purple hair.

You know, I mean, it just seemed dangerous. I'm like, oh boy, here we go. And then she's just talking about how she gives the craziest blowjobs and all this. I'm like, boy here we go and then she's just talking about how she gives the craziest blowjobs and all this like I'm like oh thank God whoo-hoo that's just an odd look yeah yeah the the social justice comedy like you just can't really do it in a minute like you have a minute to just do the thing that you want you what you want to do is when you see someone go up there and have a minute that fucking kills and the professional comedians are clapping and you're

clapping and you're like, that's really good. Like how long have you been doing it? Like that's what everybody wants. And if you can get that going, man, like that's, it's a beautiful cornerstone to comedy.

Cause it's like the perfect, like the perfect launching pad, but also like the, the perfect, like, I don't want to say battleground, but it is kind of a battleground for your own ideas. You've got to figure out how to really just make it funny. You've really got to, when you're putting a set together, maybe try it one time and you realize it's just too much words or you're setting it up or it's too clunky.

You'll figure it out. But you're duking it out with all these other people that are trying to do it too so there's like a lot of pressure so you're only going to get one minute and there's 100 people plus signing up for a few spots and you know it's random like when you decide to reach into that bucket who the fuck knows you're going to get you're just looking in there you're not even looking you look at you know just putting your hand in there pulling something out we found every single one of them it's totally random it's totally random and some guys get to go up more than once and some girls get to go up more than once and it's it's it's a building ground like that's not like anything else that's ever been around before it's beautiful what's i mean just last week we had rosanne on and amazing she's

telling these people one after the other the most perfect advice just clear-cut like wisdom that you just cannot make up you can't write it and even the people that were doing good she's like yeah you could do good doing jokes like that or that tells me that you could do even better by looking within yourself you know If you're doing that with being that surface level, then what do you really have inside? And she was just crushing. And who better in the world than Roseanne Barr, someone that literally did that.

She took her own thing. She wasn't like everyone else. She still isn't like anyone else. And she showed that you could have a crazy career by just being yourself and writing what you know, the story that you can tell. Yeah, it's a cool thing to have, man. You guys have put together something really cool. She offered a full-time mentorship to that Aaron Belisle kid. A mentorship?

Yeah. She goes, you can call me anytime. I'm going to give you my number. Whoa. And he literally, they literally literally did he asked me yesterday he's like you know when do you think I should hit up Roseanne oh yeah I didn't even realize I did that Jimmy Carter thing that's awesome yeah beautiful it's a big cool having Ron White around too. Yeah. The godfather. Hell yeah. He's such an important person.

Yeah. Such an important guy to have around too. He's always working on new stuff. Always working on new stuff. It's one of the cool things about Ron White. Never sleeps. Couldn't believe it. He was, last week I saw a new 10 minutes.

I'm like, fuck. Yeah, new notes. Jesus. He's excited. He's energized about comedy. He's really excited, new notes. Jesus. He's excited. He's energized about comedy. He's really excited about the club opening, too. He's pumped. It's happening. It's wild.

Yeah, hanging around there today was eerie. Yeah. Why is that? Because it just feels so real. Yeah. I mean, it's like about to happen. We've been talking about this for two years. You know, we had a place originally, and that fell apart,

and then we found this perfect spot, and then we've realized that we had to renovate it and do it the right way. We'd get one shot at this. Let's not half-ass this thing and half-open it up all fucked up. Let's do it the best we could do it. It's so you, also. There's so many little touches, like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff like that. Yeah, there's a quote. Right when you're leaving the green room, it's so many little touches that you know like like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff. Oh, that's it

Yeah, there's a quote right when you're leaving the green room. It's in neon and it says get it together bitch So he used to say that every time you're gonna go on stage get it together bitch and the bar and it's so beautiful No, you know spaceships. Yeah, it's it's pretty dope. We're excited So that'll be happening soon and and we were going over where to do kill Tony there. Yeah, it's pretty dope. We're excited. So that'll be happening soon. And we were going over where to do Kill Tony there. Yeah. We're hanging out there today. And that's the front.

It's pretty wild. Love it. They did an amazing job putting this together. So, any day now. We go. Very exciting. Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's been a lot of fun, boys. Hell yeah.

It's been a lot of fun. I'm glad we're all out here together. Yes. Really, I'm glad we're all out here together, and there's so many of us now. It's like it's such a good community. We're so lucky. We're so lucky that we picked the right time and the right place, and it all came together like there was a giant magnet drawing us here.

Yep. It's a blast. It's been really fucking fun. And what you guys have done with Kill Tony has been amazing. Going there on a Monday night and watching that rabid crowd. I mean, you guys have some of the most excited fans. They're so pumped for those shows. It's like, I mean, when I was was there people had flown in from Berlin like what?

Fluid for Berlin. It's nuts. It's weird when you got think about where you guys started. You know, it's remember those belly room shows Yeah, I remember doing those back in the day And did go from the belly room to what what's happening now? I'm at the ice house. I think was your first appearance. I think you're right the little room. That's right Oh my god. Have you seen the ice house rebuild? No, I haven't. It just opened back up. It looks like a whole different place where my studio used to be I think they made that like a whole like waiting room like they just Did everything brand new. They spent millions of dollars. Oh, dollars yeah well the Lakers guy has tons of money does is there video what the new ice house looks

like yeah I think on their Instagram they had it I was worried that they were gonna ruin that room because that room was so good yeah I don't know what they did I hope they didn't glitz it up too much there was something about that room that there was the grittiness to that room that was similar to the greatness frominess from the comedy store, just different. It's like the suburb version. Look how beautiful it is. Was that Margaret Cho?

She's so funny. I like her. And so what does it look like outside of the stage? Because the stage, it's hard to see. Yeah, they had a video of them walking around. Bill Burr was just there the other day hmm yeah I think it's before this if it's there is so it's been open for how long now about two weeks I think good lineups yeah

Bill Burr Pete Holmesosed to go out there. That's where I used to do the secret show all those years. That's where Thunder Pussy started, too. Thunder Pussy, which I want to bring back. I think about that fucking name, and I'm just like, I'm going to make that something. Yeah, that should be something. Thunder Pussy was one of the best names ever. My favorite.

It's been a wild ride, boys. I'm excited. Like I said, I'm excited we're all here together. I'm excited that we're all here together in this weird, very unusual moment. You know? Yeah. We get to enjoy this. Yeah.

It's a lot of fun. But I just want to say thanks for coming on. It's always great to hang with you guys. And genuinely, as a fan of comedy, I think what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is huge. It really is. It's like one of the best places ever for a person to start out and do stand-up. Thank you.

Thanks for making it. Alright. Bye, everybody. Thank you.