The Joe Rogan Experience - #2125 - Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube.  www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. What's going on buddy? Good to see you. It's fun to see you last night too. Wait, are we on yet? Yes. Oh, that's great that we opened up right on.

Right on you puffing. Last night was fun. Oh my god. my god it was a tell dude I was remembering today that he said that uh deliverance was his Barbie he said so many asides like that there was so many like you know Tony said something really funny he said you you watch him you die laughing and then afterwards you can't remember anything He said no, that's right, and then I start to have recall. It's like I got abducted and then the memories come back So when I woke up, I was laughing cuz I remembered he said About he goes I need to get a root canal, but I couldn't get it guys

I couldn't get a root canal cuz I was in Oklahoma, you know, every life is sacred He was you ever have a back alley root canal He was just everything about him was just so silly and so casual It was very very and when he pulls out the recorder and starts playing that little flute thing Yeah, he learned to do that over the pandemic The fact that he uses a flip phone for real I guess he has you want some coffee yeah I guess he has a iPhone that he uses for social media when he I was I was want to send him shit and I can't cuz he's a I guess he's taking the calls on the flip phone yeah, he prefers to be out with the flip phone. Does he work for Masad?

G-g-g-g-g. I think he prefers to be with the flip phone. But I think he's right. I think he's right. I think if you have a cell phone that's connected to the internet, a smartphone, but you don't use it that often, every now and then you check it, that's probably the way to go.

You know, of course he's right. Yeah. Everybody has North Korea in their pocket at all times. Yes. Yeah, you check it. That's probably the way to go. You know, of course he's right Yeah, everybody has North Korea in their pocket at all times. Yes Yeah, you really do Our government their government everybody's got you better hope it's multiple governments So there's at least some competition for your data and it's not just one monopoly has all your data Right. Have you how much have you paid attention to the tick-tock thing? we're trying to do this ban on tick-to much because we covered it. And it's because, well, here's what it's besides controlling

and being able to take shit down whenever they want and doing. Which is a real problem. Yeah, we are China, by the way. I don't know if people think we're not China, but we are China. And but now the real push was coming because of Israel not because of you know the all the Hamas videos or whatever But his free peace post shit Tick-tock sensors people tick tock's not like a free speech something platform So the shit Israeli soldiers are posting themselves is getting out and what happens is the kids are on tick-tock and You know

It hasn't been 1944 forever it's been pretty woke here so now that's clashing seeing seeing this shit that you know remember Osama bin Laden made a huge comeback like about a I don't know how many months ago oh right right right people just discovered his letters God he makes sense I think he's an industry plant. So what are these Israeli soldiers putting up on TikTok? Well, all the war crimes that they do at... No.

Look, I want to make this clear to everyone. I would never listen to an Arab, okay? So I want you to understand that. I would never believe a Muslim about nothing. You don't have to ever do that. Look at not America what they tell you, Israeli news, Israeli politicians, their ambassadors when they come here and talk, listen to what they say,

because that's what I unfortunately did and it was quite disturbing. And what's even more disturbing is when I tell my friends here in America, they go, yeah, no, it's war, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, right? You've heard the old Nagasaki Hiroshima. Yeah Kid Rock combo. Yeah, you'll kid Dresden. Okay. This is like how naive I am

Jimmy was putting up because I could see the stories ready loading up for the whatever the next segment I see Israeli ambassador in UK Dresden so what I think it's gonna be is she's going how dare you compare what we're doing to Dresden we're defending ourselves okay that's what I think you know that what a normal human would do is go I wouldn't want never want to say Dresden is okay you've never you slaughterhouse Kurt Vonnegut we'd read the book in school and because he was at Dresden Kurt Vonnegut And it was a deliberate terror attack that we did with this is just established history It's a crime, but you know we were fighting the Nazis etc. So and we won so okay

That's how I thought we looked at it like it was a terrible crime, but she goes yeah, you know Dresden. We got to do Dresden Explain Dresden what hat what took place at Dresden for people that might not know I don't remember what city it was We firebombed them firebombed the entire city. Yeah indiscriminately. No, no, no, not indiscriminately on purpose Targeted civilians to break their spirit, but keep in mind Dresden as much of it's a crime But that was like the wars going on and on so then they started doing shit like Dresden evil shit we didn't do Hiroshima that week two of the war right right was dressed in why was Dresden so heavily bombed this is all known to three-day Allied bombing attack intended to force

a German surrender leveled the city and left tens of thousands dead and probably more than that by the way it's, I thought everybody knew it was a war crime, and actually everybody did know up until, like, you know how people thought natural immunity was a thing until a couple years ago? Yeah. This is one of those. So I'm disturbed by that.

So she was essentially saying we have to commit a war crime. Right. Or we're doing a war crime at Gaza. Because in her brain, it's 1944 all day. Noam from the cellar pointed out this mindset, and it's very insightful, because not 1948, when you got Israel established, it's 44 right after this shit happened, and you're real mad.

They live in 1944. But we lived in wokey times. So the clash between the cultures, every time I hear an Israeli official or military person or fucking BB speak It sounds like someone's embarrassing immigrant parent that doesn't know not to say gay slurs here in America every time So again, I do not support Hamas or any Arab or Muslim

I hope I make it clear. I'm one of the good people and Like the good people I yearn for us to go back and fight them You remember back without was there any me when we knew what was what before we went to all this cuckoo caca I hope we go back to those days in fact I was liberal I'd also hope that the Obama times that was so great yeah the times of a either less confusing enemy yeah, yeah Yeah, it was it was more clearly established. What was going on? This whole Dave Smith knows shit by the way when you have you probably had a reason right yeah He knows the best Dave knows I'm very proud of Dave consistently because he really knows his shit like

He doesn't talk about things unless he knows his things and he goes very very deep into subjects He doesn't talk out of his ass at all No, not at all dude. No, not very very deep into subjects really gets an understanding of them and fucking debates people and Really knows what he's talking about like yes Contributes to these conversations in a very very meaningful way. I know him a long time, but I'm very impressed with him right now He's very impressive. He's very impressive He's very impressive He's the end. He's hilarious, too. It's like he's both things

hilarious comic um very impressive you see on Piers Morgan Yeah, I did see that so my buddy Gary from erotic went on Piers Morgan with Kim of the other guy the critical drinker and then these when it was English, and it was on Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan is getting like the YouTube talent pool of whatever to come on and debate these topics. Like he discovered all this. And it's like, are the Oscars over? Or are the Oscars irrelevant?

And I cannot wait to ask Gary about it, because the question, he like, how come Barbie didn't win an Oscar was actually like a topic And like just said you mentioned like of an international new show to feel like Barbie As incredible imagine being upset how come I got it. Yeah, listen Even if it was like really good. It's a Barbie movie right Batman Dark Knight He's ledger

He's the reason that one just his performance right I maybe maybe you can say that for Barbie. It's pretty fucking good movie That's a different kind of movie though. That's a dystopian movie about you know crime-ridden city Barbie Barbie's fun Oh, I thought you're talking about Barbie was crime ridden Oh, is it good? How can you compare the two movies? Well? Oppenheimer's a movie that people will be watching decades from now I'll tell you how you check the algorithms and you see what topics are trending and you put them together like you're a fucking AI And you make a TV program out of that horse shit and you discuss it as if it's a thing Can you imagine you must be doing so well in life if like that's one of your your your issues about like who?

Got for so I who got sub at the Oscars at all. I looked at it Barbie not get it Yeah, you were just like that's your big thought if you're just passionate about the Oscars I think you're an idiot right, but if Barbie got it I did are you gonna be this no it was on, I think you're an idiot. Right. But if Barbie got it, are you going to be in this? No, it was on until I saw John Cena naked on the internet. I didn't even know it wasn't a movie called Barbenheimer. I didn't know they mashed those together to save the theater industry that got killed after COVID and also all the movies sucking.

The theater industry did get killed though. Everybody knows they can stream things at home now. So they just started giving it to you at home, and then they don't have to pay as much. Yeah, a lot of great reasons to stay home forever, guy. I don't know if you know, we're still piling up. Oh boy. Don't even go out no more, man.

Boy, the COVID really did end the streaming thing. It did end all the thing. Hey. Well, it really did end rather the theater thing, because streaming movies at home is so much, if you've got a nice TV, and boy, you can get a big-ass TV cheap now Like what's a 65 inch?

Samsung TV cost right now when I remember when they first came out with plasma screens you get cheaper than insulin I'll tell you like a 24 28 inch plasma screen, and it was like $20,000 $20,000 for a TV. That's crazy. Yeah out now a TV like that is free. They just give Technically as low as $400 what but that I mean that's the oh my god, that's insane Whatever sure it's still 4k. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Let me see what that looks like for four Still 4k. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Let me see what that looks like for four $397 from Walmart TV Best Buy. It's 399. You sound like you're doing an ad for them

That's insane. Yeah, 65 inches 4k Look how thin it is 400 bucks those fucking things were so expensive at one point in time so now Watching movies at home is awesome Do you buy any like I always thought and I'm not smart with money in any way But like top-of-the-line technology such as that like when? $20,000 when it first comes out never in my life Even if I would have the disposable income for a $20,000 plasma tea, I go, of course another thing's coming out tomorrow and this was gonna, that's how it's always been for

this stuff. Well it wasn't when those $20,000 TVs came out, it was a long time before anything was better than them. That's like, oh, well it is when they first got the technology from Roswell, so it's gonna be more. This is, I think we're talking about like the 90s So like see if you can find an ad for a 28 inch plasma t because they were plasma And let's say let's just say like 96 1997 I was selling I was working at the whiz selling cell phones and

PCs Like pre-built like a Dell like not della Sony had a had a pentium pentiums. Mm-hmm And very little markup on it was not the good department. I used to make my own Well, that's what a smarter person would do an idiot would come to our store and buy it there Well, I bought that too. I did I bought just like they were always getting better But you could do a lot with your you could buy Motherboards and you know, you know know you learn how to put like the little the jumpers in place with tweezers and you know it's interesting the tweezers yeah the jumpers were like master and slave oh my god yeah and I don't know what they call

them now can you edit this out Jim okay Okay, so what year is this? 97 is the first Fujitsu plasma screen. It was like 42 inches Fujitsu, oh, I think is that the first ones I feel like it was more money than that still $9,000 as opposed to 400 bucks like that $400 one is infinitely better than this fucking clunky hunk of shit with low resolution No, that's what I'm talking about. That's why buying it at the very beginning I mean, it's like dumber than buying a fucking boat in 2003 plasma TV was ten thousand dollars. Oh That was 70 inches. That's pretty big

Like the Black Friday line started getting so crazy because everyone's looking for good TV deals and what not yeah Right right right I killed three now when people tried to get when they get aggressive Those are the first those and laptops like the first big things But black Friday sales are some of the darkest moments in humanity you see those people fighting over like Boxes of shit like what the fuck I think I'm looking at the greatest country on earth frankly Joe That's what I think I'm looking at the greatest country on earth frankly Joe That's what I think I'm looking at on Black Friday competition on African American Friday Excuse me, Joe

When you say these guys are getting in trouble on tik-tok like I don't I'm not on tik-tok So what's not you're not a pedophile? Yeah, so what specifically are they putting up on tik-tok? That's getting no showing off like blowing shit up into I don't look at it I I don't want to go on tick-tock for any reason. I don't care about anything on it But we have the clon Jimmy show what Jimmy show we show clips, you know Like the clip of wolf blitzers a clip of wolf blitzer We has the the I don't know what rank the guy is This is in the early part of the war.

And the guy's English is not, you usually have pretty good English, but his isn't great, right? And Wolf, who used to work for APAC, okay? Wolf's not a pro on the side of everything dude, right? And he goes, so they just blew up some refugee camp and to get this one guy, to get this one Hamas. And Wolf's like, wait you drop blew up before

There's 400 and 500 people at that camp. Hey, that's why And like wolf's face. He's just like We gotta go. Yeah. Oh wait. I forgot the best part I don't want to say best part, but on wolf's face and you could see wolf is like what in the fuck This one talking about and he goes well. Did get the guy goes oh we can't get it they might have not even got the guy and wolf goes they can't confirm they probably didn't get him of course and wolf so wolf knows that so wolf he's like we have to go to a break that's the that sticks with me I need to watch that I need to watch that yeah I was trying to find it I have the

episode the clip from Jimmy Showman. So is this one of those ones that's going to get us in trouble? I don't... I can't. Probably, right? No idea. Well, let's play it just for us. I don't think... I have to even find it. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

How many chances is this? This is it. This is it. Okay. Let me hear it. Back now to our breaking news here in the Middle East. A massive explosion at the largest refugee camp in Gaza. Joining us now is Lieutenant Colonel Richard Hecht. He's the international spokesperson for the Israel Defense Forces.

Thanks so much for joining us. I want to ask you first about this massive blast that we all just saw, we saw the video at the Jabalia refugee camp in Gaza. Is there anything more you could first of all tell us about how this explosion happened? Hi Will, thanks for having me so we'll be coming out in the next hopefully hour with more data but I can update you now that hold on pause this is a Scottish Israeli dude like what is this that's possibly that accents crazy, you know, Australian is really I know But the accent with the flag. I'm like my brain is going what's going on here?

We've got bombs there, okay, go ahead Sadly he was hiding again as they do behind Within civilians and that's all I can see at this point we're looking into and we'll be coming out with more data as we learn what happened there. It is Scottish. So can you confirm it was an Israeli attack that destroyed a big chunk of that Jabalia refugee camp? Yes I can.

We went we were again on our target. Here's where Wolf gets upset. Senior Commander Wolf. And we'll be updating you with more data as the hour moves ahead. But even if that Hamas commander was there amidst all those Palestinian refugees who were in that in that Jabalia refugee camp. Israel still went ahead and dropped a bomb there attempting to kill this Hamas commander, knowing that a lot of innocent civilians, men, women, and children, presumably would be killed. Is that what I'm hearing?

That's not what you're hearing, Wolf. We, again, we're focused on this commander. Again, you'll get more data who this man was. He killed many, many Israelis. We're doing everything we can. It's a very complicated battle space. There could be infrastructure there. There could be tunnels there. We're still looking into it, and we'll give you more data as the hour moves ahead. But you know that there are a lot of refugees, a lot of innocent civilians, men, women and children in that refugee camp as well, right? This is the tragedy of War Wolf.

I mean, we, as you know, we've been saying for days, move south. The villains are not involved with the mass, please move south. I'm just trying to get a little bit more please move you knew there were civilians there you knew there were refugees all sorts of refugees but you decided to still drop a bomb on that refugee camp attempting to kill the Samas commander by the way was he killed I can't confirm you yes we know that he was killed. He said he was killed. About the civilians there, we're doing everything we can to minimize.

I'll tell it, I'll say it again. Sadly, they are hiding themselves within civilian population. Okay. It's okay to shoot through all the people. It's sad that there's people, that's normal, and that's just war. Putin, by the way, is the most evil man all the people. It's sad that there's people, that's normal and that's just war. Putin by the way is the most evil man in the world for nothing is fucked up as that. No. So look, hey, they do have to do. Isn't it crazy though when you see the difference between

people looking at things objectively versus people that look at things tribally. Yeah. And if you're on the right side, you support Ukraine against Russia. Russia is the invader, and Russia's this horrible country. And they won that thing, so. But this thing, just the disparity in death count. I don't wanna hear about Uighurs ever again. Don't tell me about the fucking Uighurs. Because they got a lot better than Gaza.

The Uighurs are living like kings Compared to that shit, so I'm saying see objective job what caught No, we Uighurs. They got a nice job at the factory in a cot. They're getting they're getting work experience What they're learning trade the thing about the weird is we don't even really know what happens to them We don't know what they're doing to them right because they deny that they put them in camp It's a lot like want on them. No well without no it's like Guantanamo when I was there I asked somebody about week cuz I you know most people by the way don't even

We're if we bring it up they go oh don't say that when you say what I was there you went to Guantanamo Bay Or you went to China Jesus Christ, Kurt. I was in Guantanamo. Kurt's part of the deep state. Let's get out there. Here's an Eitonim's article from February about What Israel Soldier Videos Reveal

Cheering, Destruction, and Mocking Gazans There you go, bad optics! An analysis of social media videos found Israeli soldiers filming themselves in Gaza destroying what appears to be civilian property the footage provides a rare and unsanctioned window into the war Yeah, so that's why tick tocks and so the guy from the ADL we played the recording of him going I can't remember the name of the he goes we need we got to get on this we need the kind of genius that was behind

Talit or people didn't know what he was saying. I'm like force everybody use a flip phone like a tell That's why I said is it all those soldiers should be no. No, you can't trust you assholes with tik-tok You're too wacky. How am I gonna brag about what I'm doing? Yeah How will I brag? Hey if we could do shit like that too bad we couldn't we could have won those two wars We lost out there, huh? If we could just starve. Hey, you're all gonna be starved until the Taliban surrenders. Yeah. Why didn't we think of that? Right.

We're not as good at fighting as them. That, guys, is what it is. Well, they're involved in fighting on their own shore every day. Yeah, against people that they hate with, I would say, a racial thing. And I know it's real because I dated Israeli over 10 years. The the whole top now here's what I find I think I'm please correct me if I'm wrong but I think if I had converted because that was like a big thing like you know, you know, you know and I think if I had We could have moved to Israel and I could claim my birthright of land

Well, you can move there like if I She has dual citizenship. I could be wrong, but I'll bet you you can do that. Have an American Jews down over there to avoid prosecution Well, every country does that I mean that's but isn't that a thing like American Jews if someone's coming after my I thought my Erlansky truck. Oh, am I thinking the godfather with a guy had? Yeah Yeah, right No Meyer Lansky did he do that? But I think there's a thing applicants much meet one of the following requirements One have at least one Jewish birth parent or two have converted to Judaism. That's easy. Well, my wife

That's it. You don't need to be religious to qualify to fit in our trips In fact many of our participants Oh, you're talking about birthright. Yeah. Yeah, so that's so he goes that's what I'm saying The ADL guy goes we need the people that came up with birthright to put their heads on this tik-tok thing Well, the fucking the Jewish thing is a wild thing because it's a race that you can join. No, it's not It's a religion. People think of it as a race. Well, you know why? Hitler thought of it that way sure also a lot of Zionists think of it that way a bunch Well, you know why? Because Hitler thought of it that way, sure. Also, a lot of Zionists think of it that way.

Bunch of Jewish people don't. You know, ultra-Orthodox Jews, which I always liked ultra, because that's like the ultra. Right, but you have to accept that some people feel that Jewish is a race. Yeah, called anti-Semites. No, but it's like people that feel like

there's a bunch of different races and Jewish is one of them I don't like Jewish people but but it is a thing right? It's a thing that some people believe right well. Yes. Yeah, it's a thing you can join Imagine like imagine if you could join Being Asian whoopi Goldberg did it successfully And she's never looked back she called the holocaust white on white cry and she's she's you don't remember that yeah she did it was insane basically that's just some white people shit it was fucking it wasn't about race what

because she did the homework of anti-racism that she was you were supposed to read those dumb fuck books but no one believes by the way anymore it's done you're supposed to learn that anti-racism anti-racism is that it's impossible done oh it's far is done with anti-racism no no there's still people embedded like ticks that are but it's it's over because now a bunch of people have finally figured out to have a goddamn lawsuit because all this weird-ass shit was never legal It's been rejected by you know remember, California. I think what did they strike down here, or they didn't vote for like and I'm blanking out, but now there's lawsuits up and down and people are winning them

You must have talked this didn't do you had James Lindsay on he didn't bring up like any of this of love that Somebody from a college just got like 25 million. Oh Starbucks know the girl from Starbucks the manager and these guys want to use the bathroom and it was during the BLM times right and It came out that the higher-ups were like she didn't really have any they're like we can't fire a blackbird So just fire the white manager, so it looks like we've fire so and so they're thinking is not about their racial feelings They're like optics in this media time. So that's what's so gross about bringing These corporations into these moral things because none of them are moral. It's like mr Bert ever see when mr. Burns turned good on Simpsons

And he made little Lisa slurry and she's like Jesus you're worse when you're trying to be good. Yeah, that's what it is Yeah, well they're only about money and if you attach money to a DEI score and say well This is how you get tax breaks. This is how you reverse incentives Yeah, it's very perverse and it's all just a control thing and it's very ingenious and it's it's next-door neighbors to a social credit Score right a DEI score is a corporate score That's it's not even as very similar to the way the real problem would be we institute that nationwide, okay? We already have for individuals, so we already have that first of all there's a whole bunch of people that are debanked The people that I don't even like many of them some that I do and they've already what once to the very concept of shadow banning

You know Ian with who's here with Atel, Ian Financer. So he got, I think his account shadow banning, he goes, why would it be shadow banned? It's like, he said like four things that are definitely gonna get you shadow banned that are not offensive even, but they're things that you shouldn't bring up like around COVID or,

and even now on Zuckerberg's platforms, that you're not gonna be, but why is shadow banning a thing? How is that, how did anyone who isn't a piece of shit go along with the idea that we don't have to tell you what you did and we're not gonna tell you what we're doing to you and that's our right to do that? Okay, well, not only that, but they're all agreeing

that they're going to do something to throttle the opinions of people that have Problematic opinions in their eyes, but it's not illegal. How's it working out? So it doesn't violate any of the customer Any of the agreements that you sign you sign? You signed away all your rights to everything already so go fuck yourself but but how's that work you could do all that goofy shit you want but yourself but but uh how's that work you could do all that goofy shit you want but my malice is right now white bill thing the shit collapses under its weight because you can only go so long telling people to ignore reality you know the Soviet Union collapsed from everybody like we're getting the stage now with

people go we all know it's a scam and the next stage off that is like wait why am I saying we all know it's a scam about all the things? It's not too far next lockdown you lock people down. They got nothing to do but look into shit That's why a lot of prisoners know like more current events than bill maher Like people that have been down for 20 years because there's nothing to do but read and learn things if you're smart So they did all society So some people and they said don't do your own research Which is such a suspect don't go into daddy's forbidden closet of mystery. Oh

Okay, I won't don't look into Hillary's even that's a hilarious one to Infantilize people to the point where you're telling them don't research things. Yeah, we'll handle that. We're the professionals. Meanwhile, we lie all the time They're doing to us what they did to Haiti and the shit we do to other countries They're gonna do to you So the shit we did to Haiti which is never let them have their own leaders and coup them when they had one elected one That's us. Now now that's us. We're gonna pass the law so you can't vote for the guy you want Why is he even being allowed to run at all if it's such a fascism has come? I don't even understand any the messages are so mixed and the only way to believe them is to be

Highly frightened all the time New York Times has just started doing this new thing on Instagram Where they take the actual writers and they have the writers talk about the issues I'm leaving and when you see when you see the right they don't understand what they're doing this is exactly who we thought was writing these things very effeminate guy and this woman that it's like this kind of woman it seems like you should never done this yeah at a party like like talk down to you, and it's just to your thought Yeah, exactly the type of people that would you know these like these?

Ultra liberal out-of-touch people yeah, and these people are talking about One of the guys was talking about Donald Trump's words being taken out of context that it would be a bloodbath because he was talking about the auto industry and the economy. And then this guy starts bringing up other episodes of violent rhetoric. It's hilarious. But you guys watch this. Look, give me some light. Give me some light.

No, hold on. Seized on those comments and said they were an example of him calling for political violence or predicting violent actions if he didn't win in November. His supporters said that those comments were taken out of context. Like to punch him in the face, I'll tell you. Trump has a history of using violent rhetoric dating back to his 2016 campaign. That language took on new significance after the January 6th attack on the Capitol in 2021. And throughout his third campaign for president, he's been getting a lot of attention for the way he talks about violence and retribution on the trail. He suggested that the general election be a...

So this is the New York Times. It's all fall apart. This is these hard-nosed reporters with the cop-o-coffee that are like fucking chasing down Lees and they're pulling their hair out and they're meeting people in back alleyways. This is Woodward and Bernstein. Do people think that's still... This is Woodward and Bernstein people think that this is Watergate But I mean they're they're essentially like ultra hard left Activists that are masquerading as journalists and everything has their opinion on it They're also masquerading as activists. They're bourgeois twits. Yeah, they have a lifestyle brand

Which is I'm a sex in the city guy or gal and I work in the paper They do the same amount of work as when you see those a day in the life of Google. First they go to the chair. It's Twitter, yeah, that video's amazing. Yeah, and they don't even make that, well, New York Times, that's the big time. So all the plum jobs, you know, like,

it's kinda similar to when people were mad at Seinfeld. They were like demanding, you know, why riding, to get coffee with Seinfeld in cars isn't a diverse enough. And he goes, and Seinfeld, every time they bring these things up to him, I love his fucking response to that. But at a place like the New York Times, they have to go, oh, we need to bring these,

so all like, exactly how you put it, you could guess what they look like, all them have moved up from like the gamer gate Which at the time I was an adult and I was like, but I don't care about this But they've all were moving up in the world of media because where's the money coming from? You got to hope you do well enough at Making little smear articles on a shitty video game website to get picked for the big leagues and some people did Yeah, and they've been moving up and And then you're like me. I like, oh my god, 20 years have passed. And then I see like, that's that little twerp. Like

if the one that got Shane fired actually went somewhere in life. If I like there's people like him that work with the DHS about the terrorism of, know saying whatever whatever the fuck this idiot's referring to well yeah they've they've become embedded in the intelligence community well they're all it's all a thing of like your career right if you want you can you can either say the truth about a thing about a thing or you can worry but you must not want to have a good career yeah oh your career go keep all people have to do is not be a punk to their career. I'm not saying careers don't matter I'm saying I will never be a bitch to a fucking career who would do that

Yeah, but you don't have to see the difference between you and a guy working in government. It's very stark Start calling government you comic. Yeah. Yeah, but even Comedian incentives got perverse perverted like I work in government at a certain point today, though Yeah, well, they only did with people that suck not they didn't with good comic Okay, I don't mean like I'm not I would never say that dumb ship you like I woke is killing comedy No comedy is a thing that's been around the whole time. where it'll kill is like your Disney fucking corporate Figure out how to sell it to people yeah, that's killing that you're the movies right, but not Stand-ups the lowest rung dude. This is the one like oh

I'll see it that we were laughing as I was only telling you about people go He's a failed comic what I think they mean is that that oh people it's like an insult people throw around About who well the example I'm thinking of why I say this is Because I sidekick on Jimmy show there's a bunch of people that are like hardcore bloomin no matter who That were like friends of his and well mine that are like fuck you you're despicable Like this unbelievable. It's your duty You know like it's your duty to vote for the lesser of two evils remember the 2016 shit of like the moral outrage

Right and then but your choices are I didn't pick the right evil for you That's and you you're judging me for that Because you didn't take a stand in the right Only way it's going to work. I don't even say the right they don't say the right direction they go the less evil direction Like I'm supposed my heart supposed to sway with a motion Also, you're not supposed to stand up and say hey both of these things suck because if you do then you're you're on the wrong side But mine's better though admit that Mine things marginally better that I came to that like a child

They always want to talk about that if you talk about Biden about Biden being corrupt There was a oh my god in comparison to Trump like why are we comparing them to Trump? Let's pretend Trump was never born if Trump was never born and it was Biden Versus you know fill in the blank how long was Trump government RFK jr. How long was Trump? I don't know if you're if you have just Trump just Biden versus any politician if they were just running and they get to pull up all this shit that he did while he was vice president, all this shit his son was involved in,

all this stuff that they absolutely know, like unaccounted for millions, where did all that money go? How did these people get all this money? Like what were you doing? How much were you getting paid? Why were you getting paid so much for this university where you had a job where you never showed up?

Yeah, right. Anybody else that was a Democrat, if Biden wasn't president, like if Obama was running against Biden, imagine a world where he wouldn't get taken down by others. It was like that. He ran, like that's who he was before he became vice president.

Well, that's who he was in 1988. His nickname was Uncle. It'd be, Uncle Joe. That's not cause you're good. They call you Uncle Joe. He was before he became vice president. He was in 1988 his nickname was uncle it be Uncle Joe, that's not cuz you're good. They call you uncle Joe Like what is he was creepy like creepy uncle remember Obama would go. Oh, that's uncle Joe Because Biden was like get a shotgun you remember those clips will go around where he was like You're and that's all that was when he was running for 2020 or wasn't it? No, no, no when he that was when he was running for 2020, or wasn't it?

No, no, no, when he was Obama's vice president, and you know, he's a gaffe machine, Biden would say goofy shit. Yeah, he always says goofy shit. This is when his brain worked. Yeah. And the way the White House was hugely embarrassed by it all the time, and the way they would do the pitch

about it, like, that's Uncle Joe, that's how they would pitch him. And then he was a joke. You're saying Uncle is like he's old or goofy or dumb. Like how I'm an unmarried uncle of two. I've never heard uncle use as a pejorative before.

That's why I'm confused. Like a crazy uncle. OK. Crazy uncle. But because you're saying Uncle Joe. No. Like Uncle Joey. We call Joey Uncle Joey. Everybody calls Ted Nugent uncle Ted But the when they say that's because you see you're thinking about it like a poor person right now from there from their standpoint

Their standpoint is a condescending. Oh, that's a wacky uncle Yeah, that real upper upper class view of calling so you're talking about it like the way someone from a normal place a neighborhood Thinks about family. Yeah, that's not how they think about it. But I should even put it in front of my uncle. First of all, if Trump's only been in government for how long? Biden's been there for 50 years and we can go easily look up all the damage he did to all the people. That's why there's so many undecideds and various things because- This is my point about it. Let's pretend Trump doesn't exist. Pretend Trump doesn't exist. I would like to.

And then tell me, how come RFK Jr. can't get on the primary? Just tell me. If this is a real democracy, you tell me why this guy who's a candidate, who's an environmental attorney, who's got, even though he's got this voice issue He's extremely articulate. Yeah, very good speaker very good recall of Controversial ideas, but who the fuck doesn't have controversial ideas in the world of 2024 who doesn't have controversial ideas The guy knows what the fuck he's talking about when he talks when he talks You can hear a guy who knows what the fuck he's talking about that guy from the New York Times in my world has controversial ideas My I think what he's saying is controversial about you know taking things out of context talking about violent rhetoric

By the way Biden and Obama in 2020 were both talking about who could beat each other up both talking about who could beat each other up. Why? Because they're dumb old dudes. I'll go bar in the woodshed. But when he's saying I like to punch him in his mouth, that's what he's talking about. And when he's saying that people should be executed for treason, well guess what? Don't make me like him. Hold on. That is actually the fucking, that's what happens to you if you get tried and convicted for treason. That's the punishment.

The punishment is execution. It's kind of always been execution. No shit. They don't know anything. So saying that that's violent rhetoric, what that guy's saying in my mind is like trying to, look, he says bad enough things as it is. Instead of distorting what he says, which now makes me not trust you, just say what is actually going on. And also talk about the evidence

that shows that Biden is insanely corrupt. Because both of those things are true too. And if you don't want to talk about one because you think it props up the other, you're a part of the problem. You're infantilizing the whole country and treating us like we're children. That's right. And we want to know why didn't RFK, why couldn't he get in the primaries? Right. Like if this is real, if democracy is real, you guys don't just get to decide who runs your party against the will of the entire United States

They're experts, but isn't that insane that no one has a problem with that? But everyone thinks that if Trump gets into office. He's gonna become a dictator. You've been talking to De Niro again. I Don't even listen I do when De Niro starts talking about Trump. I love him too much I chose channel is he like um you saw you ever see you ever see being there with Peter Sellers I think he and Trump hate each other personally. I think that is yeah, I think you probably What are the odd? He seems mentally handicapped. I'm not kidding. He seems meant like yeah, I don't know I ever feel he doesn't know about here's some bill maher bill maher has him on to ask him I don't it's crazy a bill maher would ask him anything

You know there's a National Guard in this in the fucking subways and shit Yeah, so bill asked him we think about he goes. I don't I don't it's crazy a bill ma would ask him anything You know there's a National Guard in this in the fucking subways and shit Yeah, so bill asked him we think about he goes. I don't I don't know I don't know about that if there's anything I can do to help all she's be asking Robert De Niro about is two things Awesome movies and divorce Yeah Divorce tell me what happened if you want to talk about it and tell me what? Happened you with these awesome fucking movies. I don't need I don't need to know jack shit about his politics Well, he doesn't he doesn't that's the thing. He just tells you he feels away. That's all he's got to say

Yeah, but it's almost like it's almost unfair to have a guy like that Yeah, public show and talk to him about politics reminds me of when the beauty pageant contestant Yeah, pick a thing on a map and they're making fun of her. Yes, right They mock her and I'm like, is that fair to do to her? That's not her area what they made her have a speech and she got stuck in a loop and she couldn't get out Remember? Yes. Oh, you know remember she didn't know what to say. She's like and then I think We need women to do more better. She is right I think she's panicked. Women need to do more better.

She was right. She's locked up. She's locked up. But everybody was making it seem that she locked up because she's a complete and fucking total idiot. But that's not- She's in a pretty contest. Not only, but that's not just that, dude.

Anybody could get locked up like that. You're on stage in front of people with TV cameras pointed at you. You've never experienced that in your life, and you have a panic attack. It doesn't mean you're an idiot, and that's also Robert De Niro. both laugh

Yeah, you're in the wrong element. It's the same thing. It's like, why is he talking about this? Why is he talking about this publicly? If you're gonna come out and say that you have a really deep-seated hatred for one of the two people running for president, and you can't just be, he's a bully, he's a piece of shit, I hate him, I think you probably, if you're going to express yourself about

it and alienate 50% of the country, which it seems like it is, you're going to have to do better than that You should have some specific things like he did some real estate deals with people in New York Let me tell you what he did to fuck people over. I would love to hear did this Let me tell you what he did that was fraud He did this and that like if you're if you're supporting what New York is doing to him right now Like guess what you're gonna shut down? doing to him right now. Like, guess what? You're going to shut down construction. You're going to shut down all these real estate developers who all overvalue their homes. Kevin Leary was talking

Kevin Leary from Shark Tank was talking about that. Kevin Leary was, we played the clip of this CNN's like, yeah, but the girl wasn't dumb either. She knows he's right. They're playing a part on there. It's not that she's stupid. She goes, but isn't it? He goes, no, we won't do business here. This is crazy. They cannot say anything positive about Trump and they don't understand, but by doing that, it delegitimizes everything else they say because everyone knows they're coming at the fucking news with a slanted perspective. And there's no objective news. There's, it doesn't exist. You have right wing Fox and, and you have left-wing, everything else, and you will be fucking confused as shit if you watch both of them back-to-back.

I would just not watch any news for a long while because of that. It's just I have a job where now I have to learn things. Dude, it's been wild watching you. Like, it's all the years that I've known you. All the years that I've known you to watch you like completely flip into full-on conspiracy mode when we first When we first met was probably like what 15 years ago or something like that maybe more and I would be frankly smug I remember making fun of what's her name?

Jim Carrey's ex-wife cuz she thought you know her kid shot got all to Jenny McCarthy Yeah, and I had a joke on by God just cuz he's half Canadian it comes out like but no I was being glib I was being glib just like Tom Cruise said to Matt Lauer you're being glib and he was right I don't think that's not Jim Carrey's kid. That's someone else's kid. That's and I was inaccurate in my mockery as well I'm pretty sure but but either way the the the connection I should have looked into it a little the connection between the the the connection. I should have looked into it a little. The connection between vaccines and autism. If you just bring it up, people's hackles will get up and they'll start getting don't even talk about you. Yeah, they get very upset at you and everybody feels complicit because they

vaccinate their kids and everybody feels like they don't want to be attacked by being anti-science. And there's there's that pejorative that gets tossed around that they hit me with so many times during the pandemic Anti-vac dude, but not only that it's not technically a vaccine Yeah, it was an experimental medication that had never been widespread Distributed to the fucking world. It had never been done. Yeah, right Well biological women have never had dicks before but it's a world of miracles now. Now we live in a world where anything is possible. Better, easier to clean women. Did you see that the bike rider say well I don't know why you could

say I'm not a biological woman I'm a woman and I'm biological so it's on my passport. It says I'm a female No, you're a two-shay sir, yeah biological animal woman It's so dumb and then I think it's Trevor Noah lets him get away with it, but whoever fuck it is It's one of those guys is one of the late-night guys. It might not have been Trevor No, it could be it might have been Jimmy Kimmel or no. No, it wasn't Jimmy wasn't maybe than Jimmy Fallon either Trevor. No, it could be any it might have been Jimmy Kimmel or no Jimmy wasn't maybe than Jimmy Fallon Either way, no Seth I think it was Seth. I think was that but either way. No, you're not You can get a woman pregnant. This is so different Don't say you're not a biological male because now we're talking in terms of science

If you're getting me to say that you identify as a woman So you're a woman you want me to call you? Want to say you are now a Biological woman that's not true and if it says on your passport now female someone's lying Okay, you're lying. You could say you you want to be identified as one who gives a shit But if you want to say you're a biological woman, that's nonsense now. You're you're you're making me deny the scientific

Understanding of the human body that took forever to achieve is that so much to ask they had to figure out Chromosomes they had to figure out the X and the Y's and figure out There's so much they had to figure out the X and the Y's and they had to figure out all... There's so much they had to work... All of anthropology. It is Trevor, no. Look at him fucking pretending it makes sense. Look at the fucking guns on this savage, first of all.

Trevor, oh yes. Listen to this, listen to this. There's basically no published research on this question. However, there's good reason to think that there isn't but I think it's irrelevant because we allow all kinds of competitive advantages within women's sport because who gets singled out for scrutiny is based on by the way out Canadian they're all goofy up there. It's Portland times a hundred report these Canadian. They lost it. They lost it Well, keep going with this. I want to hear the rest Rest of us you're fucking dude

That's not the full clip the full clip is she goes well I am Biological and I am a woman Biological woman like did you sit there and let someone say that this is the problem with television Yeah, someone as bright as him to to sit there and not say something He's playing a game they're playing a game you go stay within the lines color within the lines Otherwise you're gonna get in trouble. Well, but obviously like no nonsense Fucking nonsense dude. I'll call you a woman just for dressing too nice. I got no problem with that. I have no idea. If that's what you'd like me to do, I will do it.

That's not the problem. The problem is when you try to get me to deny science, you start saying shit like, I'm a biological woman. I should be able to compete with women in women's sports. Men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage. And that fact has not been picked up what what was that fact so what was that again back that up

relationship between natural testosterone and performance there's no relationship whatsoever between unaltered natural endogenous testosterone and sport performance about point five% of elite male track and field athletes at the world championship level are below the women's average of testosterone. Competing with men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage. And that fact has not been picked up

by the broader media landscape. Oh, go, first of all, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hit the brakes, hit the brakes. So here's the problem with what she's saying. First of all, there's many advantages of being biologically male. There's larger lungs, there's larger hearts, there's larger cardiovascular capacity,

there's more of an ability to generate force because you have larger, stronger bodies. This idea that because guys who are Cycling who by the way when they take their blood Let's let's try to understand when they're taking their blood because of the taking their blood and measuring it during a fucking race Yeah, they're destroyed their bodies are destroyed It's actually been argued that the tour de france is Actually safer to do on the drugs that Lance Armstrong took I believe you're not on the drugs because it's so insane

You know I fully believe that dude. I believe they all were doing it well, it's the only way to win and If you took well that was the thing about Lance Armstrong like if you take away his titles which they supposedly did But nobody buys it now and everybody knows You take away his titles you got to go to 18th place to find a guy who didn't get popped for steroids It's a fucking everyone knows now. It's a dirty. Yeah, everyone knows everyone knows no one gives a shit Lance Armstrong go anywhere in there nobody gives a shit because I always know that was fucked the fuck up. It's fucked Okay, males with the highest testosterone levels were significantly faster

And the 20 meter and 30 meter sprint trials compelled the males with lower testosterone levels. Yeah, shut the fuck up, you're lying. Well, you know what makes me... But for them to like just sit there and let that person say that and broadcast it on television, like this isn't live, you can check that, you can stop... Oh, good point, dude. You could research the thing.

Yeah, you're making a stop. Oh, good point, dude. Yeah, you can. You could research the thing. Yeah. You're making a point, a very important point, saying that there's no competitive advantage for testosterone, which we all know to not be true, which is why athletes get popped taking testosterone. There's a guy from the USC. Because it doesn't work. There's a guy from the USC,

Juan Harris, one of the UFC heavyweights, he just got popped, he got suspended for four fucking years because they found in non endogenous the exogenous techno testosterone Human body okay, they found it of they actually get it from wild yams, which is kind of crazy Yeah, it's like yeah, they make Exogenous testosterone from wild yams. I never heard that. Yeah, it's like a wild, I believe it's a Mexican yam.

Yeah it is. That's why Mexicans have so many kids eating those yams and fucking up the store and starting cocktails and doing fuck ass. But yeah, so when I had Novitski on, who was the head of USADA, who was the guy who busted Lance Armstrong, he was saying that conceivably they might be able to get around this by developing testosterone of animal origin, like extracting testosterone from animals, which could be possible. But right now that's theoretical. But we know that they can find out whether the testosterone that's in your system is

exogenous or not or endogenous based entirely on the carbon isotope profile? So they could they do these carbon isotope tests And then they could find out if it's from the wild yams or if it's from a human being with carbon you measure all kind of shit Well look so I might have butchered that obviously because I'm a moron, but I'm pretty much chicken that clip Yeah, well, that's that chick is a guy But okay and a liar and who's trying to justify what they're doing Dominating a woman sport with their goofy fucking rainbow glasses on that They're not just cheating because what they're doing is cheating Joe and what he's doing is being a little fucking cheating supporter by letting this

Person say these lies which he as a fucking man knows isn't true. Oh, well, okay, this is what I find unbelievable. So she just said some bullshit about, well, there's no study that shows this and that. So you know all this shit about testosterone. I saw the footage of how it works out in the thing. We don't have to talk about none of that. You won. You beat everybody.

I'm watching you like Captain America running around the black guy on the track Are you like whoa how that guy beat that black guy that bad Like what is everybody fucking crazy? You're just none of it You just happen to be a woman and be the best ever I go full force it the fun The best move you can make is to be fully into it and And I say the women plus community, it's about time. Leave those losers in your wake. Dude, I find it hilarious. This is what the most like thing that has made me snap,

you know, over the last couple years. This is the thing? Well, no, this thing of- This is the thing? Not this specific thing. But you, you've been snapping. No, no, no, like, like- You've had a lot of things that made you snap.

What I mean by- I don mean by you can narrow it down I mean what snap? No, I can I can pinpoint it. I can fucking pinpoint it really yeah, and why would I say snap? I mean, I'm not on any side of left or right and I'm not voting for president I don't believe in any of it right and I I went back my black friends in comedy in New York although I haven't talked to God for yet I apologize them personally for dismissing their conspiracy shit every black guy conspiracy that I was told that I would be like I Apologize today which one oh

When I see Godfrey I tell him cuz Godfrey used to come on race wars of me and shrod and he go yeah they want to put black men in a dress and I go nobody twisted flip Wilson's arm and they want to put black men in a dress and I'll go nobody twisted flip wilson's arm and uh Little did I understand of course they do they want to put everyone in a dress except women I'll give an apology because they want everyone emasculated very many white men It's way more black men if you think about the number of over scares you the most right put them in a dress That's why the rock has to be in a tutu Put Brock Lesnar in a dress right if he wants to be in the movies He should do that right because you're scary. Oh, he's a nice but not as scary right you know right and especially these like

Feminine men that sound like New York Times reporters are the ones who are putting together these films. You know be great put the rock in a tutu are the ones who are putting together these films. You know, it'd be great. Put the rock in a tutu. Get his toes done. Get his toes done. Get a mani and a peni. So much of that is that, by the way. No, that uptalk.

Well, basically, it was Violet. Here's my advice. Here's my basic advice. When anyone is talking about anything important and they talk like this, don't listen. It means they're not sure what they're saying is real So they're hedging their language unless you're like deep in tech Unless you're like a programmer and you just like you're basically talking like, you know people down here say y'all

You know, like if you're you live in Boston, you got a Boston accent, you know, that's you like, okay You're just trapped. You know that guy is on Twitter. He'll say y'all Hey y'all right D But they're not he's off in the south right I want to say guys so they say guys can say y'all Whereas like that one a straight guy who's in a football Who lives in New York? They don't say y'all hey y'all want to go get a pizza Do you want to get p? Yeah, use use yeah, but you don't say y'all if you're a straight guy in New York City No, who's like from Long Island?

Maybe for a joke who wants to go get pizza y'all want to get pizza like what y'all who the fuck are you? You don't say that appropriation gay guys allowed to appropriate southern culture Well, I've got to say y'all unironically. I've been here for four years Is that appropriation? But gay guys are allowed to appropriate southern culture. Um, well, you know- I've yet to say y'all unironically. I've been here for four years. They're the fashion segment on our human centipede that is our country, so of course they digest it and then shit it into your mouth. All the ladies in my family have adopted y'all.

I find it too preposterous at 56 years old to step in and change my vernacular. This is exactly what I was complaining about is what you just said right there. You're just going to start saying y'all. Yeah. Fuck you. They like it. They like saying y'all it's fun for them. They like being Texan.

So it's cool. I don't have a problem with it, but they're also not on television. Talking about Gaza. Y'all need to understand that there are tunnels. And you're all of those hospitals Y'all need to know um y'all need to come up out of them tunnels first of all yeah Like how about you tell Hamas enough? Because if you don't that was the thing that drives me the most crazy when people talk about you know well

Hamas is doing this and Hamas doing that these people they, they voted in Hamas. Like, these people are the poorest of poor, deprived of sanitation, education, proper hospital care, food. What the fuck are you talking about? How are they gonna rise up, just run out and get shot en masse until Hamas runs out of bullets, and then you bludgeon them to death with rocks? What are you saying? The voting for Hamasas by the way, they forced a vote there

They're like you have to have a democratic process and then they voted for him the same way Fatah became a party So that they voted then they go you voted wrong. We're putting you in a concentration camp And so okay Why did you have him have a vote if there was a it it's like voting for Trump, Trump is Hamas here for like Keith Olbermann kind of people. Trump is voting, voting for Trump is voting for Hamas. It was in 2016. That's why they've been punishing us with shitty movies because they're like, you're Hamas.

Now, I want to just- What? Punishing us with shitty movies? Yeah, everybody, in 2016, when they were like, we need to destroy all masculinity on this planet in all of media because you are Hamas, frankly, all of you, for voting Trump. I want to voting them for that because it really made my ratings go up because it was like a bottleneck was like there was nothing yeah it's like you could be

a guy you could yeah that's part of it yeah it's foolish it's so foolish threatening to people it's only threatening to morons. That's right All all different perspectives are only threatening to morons unless those people with that different perspective are trying to control your life or Trying to fucking cheat and pretend that they're a girl and dominate girl sports. It just takes rainbow glasses all you got to do Yeah, rainbow glasses and you're in I believe you cuz you have your jacked arms How much can that do deadlift that dude looks like a house does that dude still have a dick? That's what I want to know which is the most crazy I hope so because that is the most crazy one that they can have sex with women and is a woman

His girl dick is she Ness and then go into the locker rooms and yeah and wave that dick around everybody's face And and everybody's face and everybody's what's wrong it's a woman yeah yeah yeah more than fine with it but I had no idea this was even going down until I criticized that fighter that Fallon Fox fighter that that fought twice without telling women that she was trans it's like a date twice it's like how on a dating service you're not supposed to say do it can you tell me if... Dude, it's the same, same, yeah. I saw comics arguing that.

Yeah, you shouldn't have to tell people. Like what the fuck are you saying? You should have to tell people if you owe taxes. You should have to tell people everything. You should have to tell people everything. If you're getting involved with a woman and you're really into her and she's really cool, and let's say you make 150 grand a year You're doing great. You're out there, and you find out this lady is like $90,000 in debt to the IRS like what and you think about getting married like

Now I take that on hey. Why are you out? Why are you so in debt? What the fuck? I feel like it's a scam like I got played if I found out some shit like that I don't think I should have to tell a woman that I'm married but if you were a guy and you find out that this person that you're falling in love you're thinking about having a family with and god she's so cool and then you know you have a dick that seems like you should tell people that yeah well Jerry Springer tried to handle those disputes back in the day. My favorite one is there's this trans guy with a hijab on and says, people are saying, why are you cosplaying?

I am not cosplaying. Cosplaying is when you're pretending to be something you're not. I am a Muslim woman. That's why I am wearing the traditional Muslim. then there's this like lady this Middle Eastern lady goes I will pay for a one trip round first class Ticket for you to go there. You won't need round trip because you're not coming back. Yeah. Yeah What are you talking about? What it is? It's like you should have gone with more burka, dude Put a full burka right cuz cover the whole deal cuz that's like an elegant wearable pronoun with no surgery

With the full deal. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's a woman. Hey, like she have a dick. I don't know I'm not her husband either way at the end of the day. You're flying off a fucking roof like this This is this thing. This is a game that you can only play in America You try playing that in these countries that you support. You support Hamas. Do you really? Okay.

Yeah, we support Hamas. Go over there. You saw Bruno? Go over there with these fucking rainbow shirts on and watch what they do to you. Like what are you fucking saying? Go to most parts of, you saw Bruno, right? Yeah. Okay.

He almost got beaten to death for walking around all day in that has seen a carrier and he tried to go provoke uh... in syria like islamic terrorists by being bruno and they were being shown gay porn and they would go on john kiriakou told the story was a consult you know there was no good to put on the glasses these like all the s terrorists he'll go back tomorrow find the people who think

and they look in there that is no good. When he went to Israel, that dude never breaks character. He had to break character to tell the Yeshiva students, hey, no, I'm Sasha Cohen. So they didn't beat him to death. So like anybody trying to look, the gay thing attaching it to a cause is the same as if you're my friend's an animator and the animators union has declared a position on Gaza. That's to break their union, to attach it, that has nothing to do with you.

If you're, we're queers for Palestine, I almost think it's an opp or something, because that's deliberately attaching something that is, don't attach your cause. BLM, we support Hamas! They were very forthcoming right in the beginning, and a bunch of dippy liberal Jews gave them money, didn't you? And they told you they liked Hamas, but just now you're mad.

You just now figure it out because you don't listen to people. So like every cause, it's important. Oh, that is important. Your gay cause, it should be its own thing. Don't try to attach it to a thing that's not local with you that is a bunch of people dying. That's a really important thing on its own Yeah, but that's how people think is you try to like how we do laws, you know, you you put earmarks You don't try to earmark other people's fucking rights thing with your rights supporting Hamas is insane Well, then why do we do it Palestine? Yeah, right? That's the crazy thing that Dave Smith told me about the fact

It's not top secret. Not only has it not top secret that people were in the streets of Israel They're about to throw testing hundreds of thousands of people in the streets for months before October 7th. That's why I say read Israeli news Like how segmented all this shit is because it used to be that woke Included like any form of anti-semitism exactly fucking right right October 7th was when the woke ended was October 7th Yeah, because that's when a bunch of people found out that what whoopie said was right White on white violence all like they're like oh, I thought I was John Stewart's a classic like oh, I'm like But we should be together. We're like no no. No. And they told you in BLM Times, by the way, if you paid attention, but you dismissed them because you're like, you don't let... I'm

telling you, that was the end of it because now a bunch of... all this woke shit, people go to the left and I don't believe we... I think it's a puppet show. I don't think we have any real thing besides the corporation. But they would push this shit like like we're all in this together and and then that's when you started seeing the the Instagrams of like I stood with immigrants because blah blah blah I stood with BLM because and I stood with gays and now I stand alone because I am a Jew do you see that getting passed around Yeah, that's the moment when I knew right there It was like oh, you're like that ADL piece of shit was shocked

Well, you're not gonna back us up all the way on this thing. We followed you on all your crazy shit. What? ADL thing with who the guy from the ADL was furious on October 7th when they went on warpath Because the Wokeys weren't supporting Israel When they went on warpath because the woke ease weren't supporting Israel He the ADL supported that like that kind of bullshit. We just want they supported that right they supported BLM, right? So now this is how you repay us by not going along with everything we're doing Yeah, so that's why I'm saying woke died on that day. It should have been dead a long time ago. Yeah People understand that it's just crazy now. It's just tribal Yeah, people and understand that it's just crazy now the lefties couldn't tribal

It's very tribal and it's very it's like even in the right like look what's going on with Candice Owens and Ben Shapiro Like what did she say? I want to know what was what she was fired for Because was it criticism of Israel was it I mean did she show that Edward Snowden video that he put up on Twitter that shows them maybe drone bombing those kids that are those men I should say unarmed people that were walking towards the rubble that clearly weren't causing any danger to anybody Yeah, right bomb them. You know, it's your duty It's just like for Biden or whoever you like you supposed to cover up for them because you know things like they're always saying They're only targeting Hamas and everybody else is a casualty Well, if those guys are just unarmed civilians and they're walking alone That's what they appear to be dressed in and you just blast them from the sky with robots

This is the tragedy of war. Yeah, this is insane and no one knows what to think now because if you can't talk about that, if you can't say that's real, then you're saying that genocide is okay as long as we're doing it. And that is what we're saying. And if you're saying that from a perspective of someone who literally went through the Holocaust or your people, your tribe went through the fucking Holocaust and now you're willing to do it? I hope the irony is not lost on you.

It's so nuts. It's so hard to imagine that someone where a culture like a country was like officially founded in what 47 48 48 okay officially founded so that's so recent and you guys are willing to do what was done to you that led you to believe that you need to start your own country you're willing to do that at least to you that led you to believe that you needed to start your own country? You're willing to do that at least on a small scale in Gaza. Like, there's nothing left.

If you see the videos, let's see some recent footage of Gaza because they have they stopped bombing? I know people are calling for ceasefires. Well, you know, you know what I think is going to help? In San Francisco, the city council all got together with masks on and they voted on a ceasefire and The ceasefire passed which is really important They were all these fucking freaks with blue hair all dancing around with masks on please show that because it's one of the most wonderful things on the internet these people are

swimming in a sea of human shit With needles flying by like logs on a raging river with the wrong kind of mask on everyone's in a tent Robberies are out of control the fucking stores have all moved out of your town and would you vote on? Ceasefire in Gaza you gotta see it though. You gotta see it watch Okay, it's so preposterous. It must be readily available unless the Google is trying to hide the truth You know what it reminds me of it reminds me of how our own government instead of fixing any of this just gave all Our money to Ukraine. It's very similar the concern for somewhere else. That's not your immediate area You should probably you know clean your room like Jordan Peterson says yeah

America the the pentagon they need how about we clean our room? How are you clean your fucking room bitch? There's people all over the fucking floor like yeah How about when they when gg ping came to San Francisco? Can you come clean it hey? Can you get an apartment there? Big got a penthouse in San Francisco Hey, can you get an apartment there? Big got a penthouse in San Francisco. Yeah, it would clean up the whole problem Buddy when you coming back what a baller g-ging ping is he can force the enemy to clean up their horrible city You don't have to force it Palestinian sentiments islamophobia and xenophobia agrees with this resolution Look at these freaks! ZZZ!

ZZZ! But look at them all dancing around! They all have masks on! Look at these fucking crackpots! Those are the right masks. Yeah, the fucking K and whatever the fuck they are. Look at these fucking people! They're literally insane!

All of them mentally ill wearing masks But those liberals they're fucking blue to the death To the dead they're in a full-on suicide cult. They've watched the decay of their city and they like it They're happy until they get personally attacked and then they wake up But until they get personally attacked they are all in on equity and look at these They have the Palestinian Traditional scarves on and shit. God look at all these people are such crackpots. Look at all the dead eggs and I'm Well, how many of those guys are guys I

Mean who knows what's going on with that? We got three generations for it's those big head gray aliens That's sick for wondering what are they turning in? I wonder how many trans men become conservative They start juicing them up with testosterone. You know what these fucking guys are making a point You know it is all about discipline and hard work I wonder what what like the political leanings of trans men are Comment on the video says they're covering their faces on purpose. They don't get identified Oh, shut the fuck up those people wear those goddamn things everywhere and why kill the fun Jamie why that's a lot of that up Why even inform me of the truth?

Difference I'm trying to have a biased worldview like the New York Times Different direction should I cut my subscription off? I want the worldview I'm entitled to listen Don't show up wearing scarves to be paid attention to and then want to cover your face you fucking coward That's part of the problem. It's part of the problem is everybody wants to be performative, but nobody wants to take the heat Put your fucking face out there. God damn it I wish is nonsense and people should know that you're a nonsense person, but they do know because they know that San Francisco is imploding So, you know just by watching the city. That's what they move there so they can

Like be a nonsense person. Well, they probably were there forever. There's a lot of people that have been there forever But then there's also like benefits to living there. If you're a homeless person, they actually pay you money They pay you money. There's a lot of services like they're just There's a giant goddamn industry that's involved in homeless and that's one of the things that are only on noir Uncovered on the show. It's not Colin Well, his name is Collins his real name is Collins. Yes, Cody on Coley on is his Instagram. Oh, I didn't know that. So anyway, he went to San Francisco, and he was like, what is it, a funding issue? Like, what's going on?

And he's like, this is crazy. And one of the people he was talking to was a lawyer, and he's a lawyer as well. And so when the guy was talking to him, he was saying, no, no, you don't understand. It's a scam. There's a giant industry, and there's all these people that make hundreds of thousands a year

working in the homeless department They don't want to clean up the home is Their jobs go away, and if they're the only people in charge of cleaning up the homeless It's basically like those Boeing mechanics that get those sign off on their own work like oh, yeah, it's great I did a great job. I didn't know that yeah, that's why fucking blades are great I'm just kidding, but when you that's what the whistleblower thing was all about no I know that whistleblowers is insinuating was that they they have done a horrible disservice by not having safety inspectors instead letting the mechanics Sign off on their own work. They're trying to save money and cut corners and by doing that

He's saying this is super fucking dangerous And he's saying all these problems that they found with planes. And then he decided that what he had done was so horrible that he needed to leave this earth. Because he felt guilty for being a snitch. Yeah, he also disparaged a great company. And he definitely wasn't killed. My grandfather worked for them. He definitely wasn't killed.

No, well, people, a lot of suicide. I have a nose. Oh. Sorry, I've been sniffling. Yeah, that one was a fun one that story important suicide Like if you're gonna commit suicide definitely do it before you testify well You know remember the guy that figured out how they were bringing crack into the hood just as the rappers said and he shot himself Twice in the head because he felt so guilty

No, you're you're conflating a few things You're You're thinking about Gary Webb. things. You're thinking about... Gary Webb, no? Oh, that's Gary Webb. I was talking to Michael Rupert. He was another one. Oh, oh no.

Yeah, well... He was the guy that... But Gary Webb did that as well. But Michael Rupert was actually a Los Angeles narcotics investigator. And he's talking in the assembly. That's the guy who says that. Right. Right.

It was on C-SPAN, right? Yeah. I'm on my Gary Webb because we had a quote for right right right Gary Webb was a good shot himself in the head twice it happens well if you do it once you probably should finish the job hey fuck up you blow the top of your oh my god I'm still alive I do a starter shot to see if I like it yeah because first of all you know how hard you get knocked out if you shot yourself in the head It's not like you're just gonna like be fine. I don't know. I don't ever do that Well, he goes he has a quote where he goes. I realized when he was reporting on that story I had never reported anything important in my entire life

Until that because when that happens when you shoot yourself twice in the head That means you did report on a real thing And sometimes you had no I Over and over I hear from people like Jay Bhattacharya the doctor Yeah, where they find something wrong and they think everyone's gonna be happy they found the problem You know cuz this is important and no it's bad for business. Just like the homeless thing. You said that's everything Yeah, everything is incentivized to keep the thing going and not it's all about money And that that's the the number one curse of our culture and humanity

But it's also like the thing that makes people want to fight against it, which makes good people rise up So you got like a bunch of factors that are happening at the same time and it probably forces rise up. So you got like a bunch of factors that are happening at the same time and it probably forces more of these good people to be more good and more just because they realize like, hey, there really is evil in the world. You know, it's God's anvil for sure. Yeah. Yeah. There's real, what'd you say? God's anvil to hammer you out on. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's almost like you need something. I think there's always been something that people have been battling against. There's

always been evil and good, at least in some sense of it. It gets so confusing when the good does evil to justify fighting the evil. It's like, okay, well, what are you? Are you in a rush to kill Hamas? Will you have to kill everybody else too? How about just truth and lies? Just tell the truth. because good and evil I mean I believe in those things abstractly but it's such a vague thing to say. Right. And there's depends on what side you're on. There's apparently radically different views on what constitutes that like that poor woman who's being persecuted in sports that you attacked earlier because your phobia. Yes. That was evil. That's was evil You should feel ashamed that you said

Look like I said right now It's gotten so crazy that all you got to do is is just not Think about how will that am I being a loose cannon by just pointing at the thing that's in front of my fucking face Right just do that everybody could just start by doing that by not You know don't all my friends back when uh... The thing is that all these DEI scores that these corporations have, this is a giant percentage of the population that's under Sauron's eye all day long. It's called slavery.

It is kind of a form of mental slavery. It's not, you could always quit. It's not real slavery. It's the credit system. But there's something about it that's so creepy. They're enforcing, for the first time, in the history of our culture, they're enforcing an ideology on the masses, and they're changing our definitions

of what's acceptable and what's not acceptable, including men competing against women. And they've dabbled in minor attracted persons. They're dabbling in people who are Two-Spirit or Elfkin or fucking, they're dabbling in the most extreme weird stuff just to sort of like prime you and get you ready for furries. Furries are fine. I will never accept them, never.

Well, furries are having a good time and they're dressing up like chipmunks. I'll tell you what, when Duncan and I did a podcast as furries I got my respect from for the furry community because it's hard to keep those things on I can't imagine fucking with those things on It gets hot and this is a cool studio, you know temperatures controlled. This is gross. You put that thing on dude and You know what a diaper for is phobic Yeah, they shit and That's the lowest form of furry. Oh the regular ones shit in litter boxes. No I hunt them so I'm gonna tell you

what to look for. You'll smell them coming. Now Joe I have a job as you know turning off people's smart houses for being racist so the way I see it it's a good thing. Wanna hear a furry story? Yeah. So this is a two-parter. So one, I will tell you, I know. One we were in Pittsburgh for a UFC and we just randomly happened to get there on the day there's a furry convention. So as we are driving- What are the odds?

Okay. Crazy odds. As we're driving from the airport I'm in the rental car going what the fuck is going on dude. There's so many mascots. No No fucking idea no idea so finally we get to the hotel the hotel bar the manager guy Explains to us. There's a furry convention. What is this lucky? Quite a few years ago. What a way to find out. At least, I mean it's probably in the neighborhood of 20 years ago. Oh my god! Yeah. So the UFC popped in 2005,

it was probably after that. Any diapers? So maybe, no I think I might be off, maybe 15 years ago or 14, 15, anyway quite a while, at least a decade ago a long time ago, so I'm not that hip on furries I should understand you I get there and the guy tells me that he had a request For someone to put a litter box in the he goes your first of all he goes You're really lucky you guys made Reservations in advance because everything is sold out because the furry convention and I'm like what so explains They all want their food delivered in bowls on the floor and these people are all furries together in this one hotel So they're acting out there in the lobby together. They're all furries everywhere. We go those furries. They're sicker than Cosby. It was fun

Nice I don't care if you dress like a fucking squirrel the bowl thing is you Participate in my weird act. Well, it's a request, you You know you put the food in the bowl. I'm paying money You know I'm a freak. I'll do it put it on the ground You're going to 20 yeah, so but he told me that they wanted to put a litter box One of the guys requested a litter box in the lobby so they could piss in it as he's like no You can't have a fucking litter box in a lot. There's like sanitation issues, but he's like dude. It's so crazy so anyway years go by and I'm hanging out with a friend of mine in Utah,

in the mountains elk hunting. And he tells me that his wife is a teacher at this school and that one of the parents had requested putting a litter box in the girl's bathroom because the girl identifies as a furry so or a cat or whatever so I go what are you fucking serious so I talk about that on the podcast and then people call bullshit they say there's no evidence yeah there's no evidence but the attack did the the amount of people that were calling bullshit was crazy yeah and they were angry and it got connected to trans stuff. So somehow or another me telling a story, my friend told me that his wife told him about this public school that she worked at where they were in Utah, where they were

saying that a mother was requesting a litter box. So stochastic terrorism. So I go back to him and I say, okay, listen, man, I need to know, like what ask your wife, what is what actually happened? So the wife didn't work at that school anymore. Because it was like a year or so ago, or maybe even more. So anyway, the wife says, what I recall was that a mother had requested that a litter box be installed in the girls room I said was a litter box ever installed. I don't think so or I don't know. Okay, well, that's it But the idea that people wouldn't want to shit in a litter box if you're dressing up like a furry Does it why is that so far-fetched that everyone's so angry for fetch and saying that I'm? Pumping out misinformation when I talk to a fucking manager of a hotel told me personally He got a request to put a litter box in the lobby during a first true. That's why Why are they so?

Aggressive about that one that seems so weird I don't care if you want to wear a fucking chipmunk outfit and have sex with each other If you want to wear a fucking chipmunk outfit and have sex with each other, have a good time if that's what you're both into. Who cares? For the same reason. Why is it weird? Are you saying that there's kids, there's no kids out there that are so mentally ill that they want to use a litter box?

Because I don't think you're right. I'm saying shut up about it. That's what I'm saying. Don't talk about it. Right. I'm transferring them to another parish. But I don't think you're right I don't think anybody would would be willing to say that there's no one out there

Who's not mentally ill enough to want to use a litter box because of course there is there's a spectrum of mental illness I'm saying is not mentally ill. It's fine Depth of what yes, that's what gets really weird about the whole minor attracted persons thing They're trying to slip that in as an identity and people say why are you talking about this? This is not real No, it is real. You have to understand it seems so crazy. It seems crazy to me. I don't want to bring it up I don't want to talk about it because it makes you look like a fucking loon It's a good point, but it is real and there's recordings. There's video of politicians

Expressing how we have to recognize their identity as I don't want to see active persons. I won't look at it I've seen it it's infuriating and it's the same kind of people that you expect to be Using those New York Times Instagram videos Talking about the story they're covering it's the same kind of people It's called members when you said you could imagine what they look like it reminded me of like back when uh Remember like all those famous nudes came out on fucking the fappening. It was called. Yes Yes, and um, so I was watching some video came on my stream on YouTube about it And I'm looking and they're talking about you know

They hacked and got their stuff and their their communications and then immediately the guy like the one guy they got arrested And he looked so much like what I imagined An AI read my mind and drew him on this That's amazing and they're all there big thing is, uh, autism is apparently the biggest is huge. And, uh, so shit like furries and there's all these malleable people that are like, they're real smart about like making like lists and iceberg lists of shit, but they're like two dimensional, like sailor moon brain. That's why I asked you this is old this reference But Chris Chan do you know have you not there's Ken Burns documentaries about it that guy or his woman now, but

What are you talking about you went in 30 different directions with Chris Chan what it's the most documented human Ever ever never heard of them right no, then this is such an old-ass reference like if somebody's young you're like yeah I know about Christian, but when I first saw about Chris Chan Jamie Okay, so what is the store it's too long to get into, but just I'm gonna say he is, or you should look it up yourself on, there's like a genius, Geno Samuel, this guy, Jibby, great documentaries. He's the singularity, the thing that Ray Kurzweil would talk about of the, in the future when our technology

and we merge and whatever, that guy or woman, he's the fucking singularity, that's where it goes. And so all the things you're talking about there you've woke singularity of technology and humanity it's like this weird autistic always online fusion that shapes your and but you got to begin with the right clay which is someone autistic not being raised right right right um and every phase of it you can watch and at some point someone told him that you can't, like, dude, I know, I know exactly what you're talking about.

It sounds crazy. Somebody convinced him you can't be held responsible for your personal actions if you transition. Because he's doing wild shit over like, Sonic's arms color being changed, like really out of control. I can't even, you gotta just see it yourself. And so now, I'm just gonna cut the end. He ended up raping his senile mother and going to jail. Here's when

the story ends. It's like an inverse Jesus. Like instead of coming out of a virgin, he rapes his senile mother. He's the singularity. That's what it is. So remember how they promised, oh it's gonna be amazing, You're not going to die. Even in Black Mirror, you'll be stored in a hard drive and live your best lesbian life. No, that's not what's going to happen. It's going to be this slow, just a person who is not, they're not all there and they can be conditioned

into anything by outside influences. Right, and here's the question. Like what contributing factors are leading to an increase in the amount of people that are autistic? Anime. Starbucks. I got one word. Anime. Starbucks. Like what is it? What are the factors? How much of it is environmental? How much of it is that people having kids at an older age? Do you think it's like a contribute to it? The Michael Keaton Batman when the Joker talks and you know, people would die laughing and then Batman figured out it's not the makeup or the shampoo or the something. It's when you use combinations of them. Yeah, it's probably a call. So I guess it's like that. Yeah, it's

probably a doctor. It's definitely probably it's like that. Yeah, it's probably a combination. I'm not a doctor. It's definitely probably a combination, but it seems like some medications seem to cause it and no one wants to say that. And it's fucking bananas to watch people do mental gymnastics for pharmaceutical drug companies just to sort of substantiate and validate their own decisions that they've made.

Joe, I know. Instead of just looking at it. In New York, I met three people three adults that all told me they were the first kid ever to be prescribed Prozac three of them it could be any of them. Yes. They all look like Woody Allen even the check You know told me who's on Prozac for the time he's a little kid Henry Rollins Really yeah, he was just fucking They had him on Prozac when he was really young and they they I think they kind of cooked him Oh, that's right. Oh riddle riddle riddle is more speed. Thank you. It's really is basically Adderall

It's it's the same kind of ADHD thing. Yeah, I prozac is you're depressed, right? That's a SSR I hear something. I don't think it's an SSR. It's the one before it's the one before Paxil, which is not that I look Apparently your kid the Kansas Princess Leah loved Prozac so much that she wanted to be she wanted to be she wanted to be Cremated and then put into an urn that shaped like a prozac pill. She's being funny. It's funny. It's very funny So selective serotonin reuptake Yeah, so that's Prozac. That's the term flux flu Oh That's the term fluoxetine.

So that is Prozac. So it is an SSRI. Why does the Prozac one make people more silly though? It seems to make people more speedy. It does? Yeah, I know a few people that have been on that one. That one makes you a little speedy. Like where you're like, whoa, what's going on?

I don't wanna mention names. So you know, this, they get a little speedy, but The Ritalin one is like straight-up speed and that's what Rollins was on Yeah, dude the the kids on it my friend. I got a friend that is from Georgia. They put it what he's a little kid Okay, mm-hmm. He was put on 60 milligrams of Adderall a day as like an eight-year-old. Oh my God.

Do you know how, I mean, that is like a... That's so high. That seems so crazy. The panic attacks I've had from very small amounts of Adderall, 60. Like a little kid, like must've, and he like, you know, he's a real aversion

to any of that kind of shit because of... Of course. Because he's like, who's the guy Johnny Depp played, the whitey, he's a real aversion to any of that kind of shit because of course because he's like Who's the guy Johnny Depp played the way he's like whitey bulger. Yeah, they tried out drugs on him and now he hates all drugs Part of the Harvard LSD studies, yeah, isn't that weird how all these things It's really odd about that whitey bulger was a part of that. Yeah, all these major people were. It's, you know, you don't have to say extraordinary claims. Yeah. You need extraordinary evidence. Okay, I agree with you.

At this point, it would be extraordinary to claim that they're not lying to you all the time, and that then you're talking about where people don't even wanna talk, no, don't even talk about that someone asked for a litter box. Don't you know we're at war and there's a war. So we got to know this is before the war stuff.

This is quiet, but they were just saying I was a liar. Like, look, I didn't lie. I told a story that my friend told me that his wife told him. I did never suspect that it was going to get the reaction that it got though. You think they look like connected to trans stuff. I think they look like New York Times reporters, but it's not it's the thing is it's like that It got connected was so I like what are we saying here? We're talking about a person that thinks they're a cat are you allowed to do that now like what do you what do you what?

Are we sneaking the door in on? James Lindsay, you know he's got good videos about because I didn't go to school to learn these important concepts And so, queer theory. Oh, I've seen these. So, he has a great thing that explains it. The whole point of it, and you could kinda tell what the deal was. The point of queer theory was not,

it's against being gay or trans. The point of queer theory is to destroy the concept of normal expressly in it. We're oppositional to normality. So that's why you hear like that's heteronormative. That's why they're saying gynophiles instead of you're straight. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g definitions change the words right out of the book and it is a playbook everyone is but everyone's following it but everyone is just completely pretending

that that doesn't exist well just important people with good jobs guy files but you know there's a men's health is a men's health article there's an it but gynecologist second of files wait there's two there's two that the majority of the population yeah mental illness oh that didn't take long that didn't take long didn't Oh oh gynosexual gynosexual and gyno file are you gyno file are you fucking fascist you're crazy oh you know he was a gyno file see there's file on it imagine if

point where You weren't supposed to tell someone if you're a guy or girl You're supposed to figure it out in the bedroom, and it was like a surprise like oh, I hate this This is what a pussy yeah looks like someone put an M80 in a cat's asshole Oh that true the fake ones, but you wouldn't have to do that if you could just keep your dick. If you could keep your dick and still be 100% a woman, I think we'd have less of those surgeries. We can. That might be the best way to stop those surgeries. Because back in the day. They'll stop you from orgasming. I'll say, so I know I have

two friends that have transition, but back in the day my friend in art institute, because everybody, oh, what are you going to cut your dick off?, my friend in Art Institute, because everybody's like, oh, what are you gonna cut your dick off? And my friend was like, no, most trans do not do that because exactly what you just said. It's new, this is new where you get the bottom surgery, which I gotta warn everybody, they haven't perfected it yet. If you wanna not know some shit,

you think a cat litter box at schools are disturbing requests to know about Look up the maintenance of that shit and maybe just think about keeping the dick like the classic trans way. This is an autistic Thing yeah, you've had people unexplained it Yeah And so that's right and it's the farmer dude never mind people's sexuality besides that queer 3 bullshit It's fun. it's surgery and like the the ethics of plastic surgeons like what they did to Michael Jackson Madonna's faces yeah imagine that on your kids dick exactly or their tits and they're

not gonna think your kids any differently than they think of some lady who's getting their six nose job yeah they don't yes and they improv yes and another one need that we're not gonna wait we're not gonna wait till you go to puberty. They got the ethics of veterinary You're going yeah puberty like we don't want there's no evidence. Fuck. Do you know you don't even know this kid? We'll find out the whole thing is so insane and when the lawsuits start rolling in that's like one of the things is interesting It's like New York Times started Writing articles about D transitioners. That's right And that's when it's getting serious when these people feel like they have to step up and make articles about detransitioners. That's right. And that's when it's getting serious.

When these people feel like they have to step up and make articles about detransitioners. That's running a sinking ship. That's the rats fleeing the sinking ship. I never said you should do that. Someone online, I forget who it was, commented on Twitter, this is because the trial lawyers are now getting involved. Finally. Yeah, but that's probably the only thing it's going to take.

Also their kids got, you know, like that one ship from the thing that's gonna take also their kids got you know like that one shift in New York Times her kids Developmentally slowed from masking and she was a big time shut up shut up She was a big Asian ping about you know when is that we're talking? Yeah, and then she goes oh it affected you like when dick Cheney realized that Is it cool cuz he had a lesbian daughter? Oh. But not only that, but then she started talking about how there's real evidence that most of the people that died and that they were called COVID deaths are not from COVID.

Yeah. Yeah. And so she started talking about that. But she was talking about it on CNN. They were like, what are you saying? She goes, I estimate the death to be about 30% of what the reported death rate is Like you're supposed to have had at this point if you're following the science and not doing your 10 shots by now Is it 10? It's up. It was 8 when I was making fun of this Months ago and now it's 10 imagine if you're really updated how many people are actually

updated i should bring them in here they're probably teeth are falling out the fucking eyes are glowing how much time do you have left do you have track marks from vaccine you have like literal pink eye you're you're fucking hemorrhaging inside your eyeballs how many um shots if you're current with your covet vaccine how many shots would you have received if you started getting them in? What was it July of 2020? Good luck with that sir. Whatever fucking euros was it 2021 when they start rolling them out Not soon enough wasn't 2020. You didn't need to take all that time with the testing. We will try Well, the best one was the ones that they released the bivalent ones where they didn't have any human testing Well, I guess they actually did didn't they in the law?

Turns out doesn't work at all Not only does it not work at all. It actually works worse. Well good thing you can't sue Yeah, hey good thing you can't sue the one drug. They're probably more honest because you can't sue isn't that weird? Well weird that you can just like lie to people and you could force people to take things and you could hide the side effects and you can't sue them? That seems, I don't want to say it seems corrupt because that seems like I'm out of line. You'd be way the fuck out of line. Yeah, that's like saying there's somebody asked for a litter box at their kids school. Yeah, that's out of line. Shut up!

It's out of line. It's out of line. It's out of line. There's no way they would do that to you over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and you keep falling for it like fucking Charlie Brown going for that football with Lucy. I'm not smart. I'm that Charlie Brown stupid. How do you still take the kick now at this point?

God damn it. You tackle Lucy. like I don't Take her out. What are you gonna do? Commanded us to do Allow Lucy to play games with you. You're supposed to be able to beat her You look at her with her uncovered hair pulling a man's football Eliza sign of the fucking feminism rise Or rather Lucy is a sign of the feminism rise a lot does not want that

Well, Lucy's like dominating Charlie Brown a lot would not just wants balance for sure But he definitely wouldn't want Lucy kicking Charlie Brown's ass. I Mean that would be get the fuck out here with that this bitch needs to be put in their place What was Charlie Brown's crimes though had he? Depends what he had done point Charlie Brown was an infidel so that might be like the worst punishment. We have for you It's perfect a woman's gonna laugh at your dick It's just I just I'm concerned that it seems like all this stuff is

Accelerating to some sort of a boiling point Do you love it? You want to know why why because my girlfriend's like 10 or 12 years younger than me so she sounds like hopes and shit Like but now that the ball when the bombs hit like I Did drugs and drank and smoked for those these healthy motherfuckers like you're gonna die right with me Oh, did you try to extend your life? We're all going together. I barely wore a condom.

That's what you're happy about? That you fucked your life up so it's fine. In fact, if it doesn't end, I'll be like, oh shit, I should have handled my life better. Well, there's a lot of people that live like that, right? If the apocalypse never comes. Like shit, all these preppers. Like god damn, I're gonna spend all my time

Cannon peaches and shit know that that's they're gonna be the be nice to them because pretty soon Yeah, they'd be the only ones they're gonna be the people that have like the ability to generate power with the Sun Yeah, they figured out like zero point energy in their backyard while you're around string theory people don't understand like powers only do you so good? If society goes down because there'll be no more communication. Well, that's the that's the great Like what we're are now is we're electronically connected to everybody so you know how to get places You know what's going on? You know the news, you know the weather, you know, the fucking highways. You got a map I think I do. Yes

you're just if you're if you have a cell phone that works and you're in a car and you are traveling in this country you have an incredible resource and then all of a sudden that's gone and you don't know where the fuck you are and no one has a map and No one knows how to read a map even if you fucking had it and now all of a sudden The world is a mystery again again just like it was in the 1800s the world's a mystery everything over that hill is who knows it could be hostile Indians I feel like it's like I know I feel like it's like that with all of the stuff I think yeah, I don't what in the fuck can you trust every time I find out a new thing?

I'm like I have to have like a period of PTSD time right to digest it There's a possibility of finding out my point is if all that shit goes down It's not gonna matter if you have power because you're not gonna have any communication all it's gonna be gone Everyone within one generation is gonna be a fucking moron again No one's gonna have any idea of what they're gonna have stories about what society used to be like Yeah, and then look we have stories now from my generation of what it was like growing up with an answering machine We had an answering machine people would call and leave a message It was crazy and you could call your own house and listen to the message and a pager wild

I had a pager what is it the Old West? I had a pager Yeah, yeah, Joey Diaz had a pager forever. Like, before, like, he got a phone later than anybody. Dude, did you play a, I played, Jimmy had a show in Palm Springs, but it was at like a movie theater. You know movie theaters will have? Yeah, yeah, like comedy nights. And I'm in there, and I'm like, wow, this is like,

what, after the apocalypse, this is what this will be used for. The place with the old movies will just be a guy until and then with a solar powered it felt like I was at the like, oh, we had the apocalypse and this is how we're getting by. Dude, you got to realize like before Google before internet searching, you had to take people's word for shit. You know, you people would just tell you things you like what happened?

Like imagine you with your conspiracies But existing pre-internet. Oh, you like you don't even know Do you know what we did in Haiti like everybody like what this fucking Kurt's crazy? You know it's fucking sad There's like first one. We haven't even gotten to my conspiracies Like my conspiracies, what's the big one? That my biggest one. Yeah I 100% believe Eric the dude for the Raytheon thing that Whistleblower that came out during the little titty peak of UFOs

We had over the over the summer when they were like, you know that they announced UFOs are real, right? Which is fucking crazy, by the way. Right. I mean, yeah, I know you would give a shit, or friends would, but it's not enough information. It's really annoying, the amount of teasing of it. But meanwhile, the Titanic submarine imploded around the same time.

Everybody knew that, you're like, oh, it's a distraction. That's horseshit for nerds. A distraction is the Titanic submarine story, or putting a butterdick on the Bud Light can. That's a quality for nerds a distractions the Titanic submarine story or putting a butter dick on the Bud Light can that's a quality America distraction, okay, like this stuff they got you Just like Haiti Haiti UFOs you program not to care going all over the place Raytheon UFO that's what I asked you about. What are you talking about? Dude, I was texting you about which one Eric Hacker the guy that came out in the wreath young with that said in Antarctica

Right you got to tell people what the fuck you're talking about I'm sorry people that are listening have no idea what you're talking. Yeah, I thought this is just that we're hanging out Yeah show It's okay. I'm just trying to get Clip it so this guy is the this is the guy that was on the Sean Ryan show Right. Yes. Yes. Yes. So he's talking about how he was a I guess he was a fireman out there and yeah Yeah, he was in Alaska and he was saying there's direct energy weapons, you know about so Oh, you have a lot of physicists on the show So I follow a lot of that and so I already knew about the ice cube neutrino detector just from following science channels because without any of this let's listen to

what he says because it sounds so kooky are we allowed to the whole podcast I gotta find the problem I'm looking for the clip I think oh that was a whole podcast yeah I think okay but any anyway it's interesting because I'm listening to the guy talk. There's a tick-tock video. Well, this is still four minutes long. Okay, but just give us a little something. I'm a third-party contractor for the National Science Foundation. I function in a dual-role capacity as a tradesman and a firefighter. My responsibilities required me to be more informed than most of my crew and offered

me complete access to the facilities. What I learned from this unique experience needs to be shared with the entire world. The technology at the South Pole Station certainly can do what it is presented as its primary purposes and unfortunately much more. The IceCube neutrino detector is presented

as a passive listening device for the purposes of the science as presented, but I'm gonna skip right through the chase folks. I have provided documentation that proves that the 5,160 what they call domes that are embedded in the ice can actually transmit at 2,047 volts each. That gives us a long list of things to consider. It is effectively a multi-faceted directed energy weapons platform that I will list rapidly a few things that it can do. Vehicle detection. We're learning that these off-world craft, on-world craft, ours or other

nations are also emitting neutrinos. So this makes the South Pole Station effectively an air traffic control station for this new level of equipment that nobody's discussing. In addition to the ability to detect neutrinos and the exotic vehicles, I provide a documentation that shows that this is also a system for faster than light communications. In the past, Gary McKinnon has hacked NASA, found the off-world fleet, the list of captains,

and it's apparent that if we have faster than light vehicles moving throughout the system, we're going to need faster than light communications. This is that facility. Unfortunately, I have other bad news. The season that I was there, 2010 to 2011, we converted from construction to operations and maintenance in both the elevated station and the detector array. Unfortunately, when they first fired it up, that was when we had the earthquakes in Christchurch, New Zealand. There was two incidental shots before they were able to target it correctly.

This is an earthquake generating device as well This is the weapons of war that we have to deal with now and what Ray the unsiding No Remember Havana syndrome, but don't Don't nutrient. So if it's a neutrino detector and a neutrino Projector don't neutrino. They're not projecting them. I know what is it projecting then? Extreme frequencies so like ELF and all that shit. Okay, so it detects neutrinos and then it Projects something else so it does a has a different thing it does this can be used for many applications

So the detector Detects neutrinos that kind of makes makes sense. Like why would you give a fuck about, but here's the question, like why would you give a fuck? Spend so much money to detect neutrinos in space, but if you say, oh, well these UFOs emit neutrinos, like oh, and you can essentially use them, because otherwise you have to be able to track something that instantaneously appears and disappears.

Air traffic control for UFOs makes sense. The legit, when I watched about Ice Cube, when it first came out, nothing with this. The reason it caught my interest was, but for some reason, there's neutrinos that are coming out of the Earth and not from space. Yeah. So then, so I'll remember these little details,

and every day's like, goddamn, Kaiser Soze, I figured out. I'm just sitting there. I thought neutrinos just go right through everything. That's right. Yeah. Look, I don't know how that would be. Neutrino interacts with the Antarctic ice. It creates other particles.

In this event graphic, a muon was created that traveled through the detector almost at the speed of light. The pattern, the amount of light recorded by the ice cube sensors indicate the particle's direction and energy Wow So I get how you'd be interested in like finding out like the rays from space and what's going on

But also if they're got a dual purpose and you actually know that this can detect Whatever the fuck these things are. What do you think those things are and what do you think that? Detecting no the ua piece ufo's do you think that a lot of them are ours? Yeah, a lot of them right? I'm sure a lot of them are ours, but maybe some of them aren't Where will we get that technology from right? Where will we get that right? Because the that you know, but the tic tac thing is so boring, but it's a fascinating topic. Those things appearing back in the 50s that we didn't invent that in the fucking whatever. Whenever they first saw them, we didn't invent that back then.

The thing is, like, when you have that guy that first started calling them flying saucers because they were skipping across the sky like you no one has no one had that technology back then no one had the technology to fly something and insane rates of speed incredible maneuverability that shaped like a disk that didn't exist so at some point in time it wasn't ours because we had propeller planes what the idea that we had these weapons of war and our weapons of war were propeller planes that we would open up the bottom of it It's basically a reverse convertible and just drop a bomb out of it. That's what they could look down

We you could literally you go. Dwee. You would just like figure out drop it now. Yeah Boom, we just save a bunch of Nazis just to figure out how to get beyond that, you know But let's say it's uh, no they didn't find like let's say they did find something that wasn't us What do you think they tell you about it? What do you think they'd hide it for I don't know 80 years like the JFK files are 60 years Trump said about the JFK. No what he was talking to what's that guy's name? Napolitano oh yeah, yeah, and he said he goes why did you break that promise? Yeah, why he goes if they showed you what they showed me you wouldn't tell anybody either. I

Didn't see that. I'm sad. Yeah, I didn't see that. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Trump said to that judge if I think There's there's only one reason to hide it the CIA killed Kennedy. You know shit There's only one reason and probably not just the CIA, probably the mob, probably a bunch of people, probably a lot of motive. There are a lot of people wanted him gone. They were. They did not like him in Dallas when he came to Dallas. Like Dallas was a red state in a red city in a red state, and they did not like him.

He wasn't liked by everybody. This idea that he's liked by everybody. That's now that he's murder. Yeah, right everybody loves you have to get murdered right in if Can you imagine if Obama got murdered how much they would love him now? Oh my god We were looking back we were looking at Trump and then Biden is fucking bumbling old dead man yeah, we look back at the days when our president was like well-spoken and We'd be so pumped We live in a silly place the silliest place Yeah, well, I didn't that's a crazy thing. I didn't know he said that like I

I'm gonna go find that clip. That's what he said and that doesn't that read doesn't that register? Like it has to be something that's so egregious that you would realize like this would throw the whole country into disarray. We would completely lose trust in what I think is necessary. I think the CIA is necessary. I just think they're out of control. I think the FBI is necessary. I just think you're not supposed to fucking do some of the shit. How many people did you have in the fucking ground on January 6th? Tell us that. No, I can't. But I think for legitimate crimes and like dangerous fucking Terrorists that shit's important because sleeper cells are fucking real like they knew that something was going down in Russia And they tried to tell them they tried to warn them stay away from any mass gatherings the United States

The the United States intelligence agencies were aware that something was going down in Russia. Yeah, I'm sure they were aware I'm sure they warned them. Yeah did I'm sure that's what that was Listen, the point is that can serve a function you do need some sort like Like this guy from the CIA was on Schultz podcast. Yeah, I don't like that guy It was hair. What is it? He's the cool CIA guy for okay that guy. His hair? What is it? He's the cool CIA guy. Okay, I just had the hair. All right away I'm like what are you doing? Yeah, he looks like he's from old school. He's the Dominican kid from old school, the young one with that same hair and the fucking... But I'm watching him on, I think it was Lex first? Yeah, it was Lex first, yeah. And he

goes, yeah, you know, they all tell you this great story of how they look for people who are sociopaths and and he goes they don't like me to say This but I feel more comfortable around gangsters and something and Mike So here's I'm naive as I said and I go well I know why they don't want you to say that because it sounds like you're a criminal like a gangster But that's not why it's so he looks cool for the kids because they're recruiting It's recruiting season all the time. It's the ooh. I'm a cool Grand Theft Auto and look at my dumb fucking hair I don't know what you got mad look at you because that thing of warning them dude the spin of that story Let me get to what I'm saying. Yeah, so what he was saying was there's sleeper cells in like

Chinese communities. And yeah, one of the guys forgets which guy on Schultz's show brought that up. And he asked him and then he was like, Yes, it's true. And they're like, What? He's right. This is real. And that Chinese nationals will embed themselves in these, like, expat cultures with these with their expats. They're there. It's a child What is it called when you have a they explained it on the podcast? What's it called when you have a culture that is essentially they only speak Chinese they hang out with only Chinese people They're in a Chinese village. That's inside of a city. Oh, right There's a term for it

But there's a term for that and he was saying that in that like we would do that if there was something like that That existed in a foreign country. Of course, we would do that. We embed our intelligence agents into that country. It's a responsibility That's the only way you find out what the fuck is going on. So of course China's doing that Oh, you don't think they're coming as with the balloons They're doing that too. I don't believe for two seconds. I think they're doing that too I think they're doing that right well the crazy one. I don't believe it all drones Did you hear about the drones the bases that were happening for weeks? No, the what I sent it to you the other day Jamie. Do you have it you want me to send it to you again?

This is something Melissa Chen sent me There is apparently a fucking shit ton of drones that were hanging around this base for weeks and They didn't know who was look at this mysterious drone swarmed Langley Air Force base for weeks Dude weeks the unidentified drones were such an issue that assets were called in from Around the government including a NASA WB57 high-altitude jet mmm

So they're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on if we're at some weird stage where they start Implementing these things that we've been calling UFOs that maybe at least some of them are controlled by someone That's a human being I think many of them are controlled by someone that's a human being. I think many of them are. Yeah, but if they're that level where they can just like buzz around Air Force bases and no one can catch them and no one can stop them and no one knows what the fuck they are. First of all, you know, Raytheon is a weapons company that's in Antarctica. They're just to make concern for science. Yes, they're just concerned for science.

Listen, this is a neutrino detector, which is really important. As someone who loves science and talking to scientists, I support Raytheon's desire to not just create weapons, but also do well for humanity. Touche, sir. Yeah. Yeah, and I support their getting young women into STEM fields. Yes. I support that. And I call it Rachel Maddow's speaking engagement there about how we need to shovel money into Ukraine and I accepted believe it and that's right Ukraine What a conspiracy to say that wasn't gonna work out. What a crazy conspiracy to say they haven't been winning They would be better off. They would have more if we didn't do fucking anything

They'd be way better off than they are now, which is fucked. Dude, I wanna do a reality show with Conor McGregor and Zelinsky just doing coke together in a mansion. Zelinsky's gonna try to fuck Conor. It's gonna not work out. Zelinsky's gonna try to suck his dick. It's gonna make it, it'll hit him. Oh, kill him.

Just one little thing, like, the Haiti shit, like, a lot of people say if you bring up anything with hey like oh this conspiracy That's the saddest fucking shit in the world there. There's no conspiracy about it's all shit. It's fucking crazy That's what again don't tell me how bad Putin is after what you guys did to fucking Haiti the whole time They were so mad at Tucker for going and talking to Putin and making him a human People were so mad. Okay. Shouldn't you at least,

if you want to decipher what they're saying, shouldn't you at least listen to what the enemy, supposed enemy, whatever it is, leader of this country that's invading Ukraine, has to say? Shouldn't you want to listen to what he has to say? Even if what he's saying is a lie. You should be able to have experts analyze what he's saying and say, this is not factual.

This is the true reason why he attacked the NATO intrusion into the specified areas that they had forbidden. That's not true. And here's how we can show. But they don't want that. Yeah, but they here's how we can show. That's true. But they don't want that at. Yeah, but they don't want to hear what he has to say. Okay, so I'll be the fucking dipshit

from CNN or whatever. Please. Yeah, but a qualified person should middleman this information and do like, you know how we want Twitter to censor more? Not some jerk like Tucker Carlson. It should be Christiane Hammempour. Yeah, and then it gets filtered. Oh That's a great point. Yes. I'm sorry. That's a number Don Lemon should be the one talking Yes, and then they should go over it before you see what Putin had to say don't give him a platform

You man don't platform them. You imagine sending Don Lemon to talk to Putin. I was thinking about it That I'm into it be wonderful if Elon's listening You want you imagine if Don Lemon could talk to Putin in Russian so he could badger him the way I can't imagine Russian I can imagine him doing the same interview he did with Elon Musk. Yes to Putin Exactly, and I I would love to see that well if they did it over Google Translate so that they could do it And I I would love to see that well if they did it over Google's translate so that they could do it like We're like when them Sam Translated you know if you've seen those Samsung phones are translated instantaneously the Samsung Galaxy s24 ultra is this fucking Amazing new phone that has AI built into it that allows you to translate things in real time

So if you have a galaxy earbuds in and you're listening to someone talk in German It will translate it into English in your fucking ear in real time. And it also translates on an app where one side of the screen, the screen's cut in half, one side of the screen is facing you, the other side is facing me. You speak to me in Farsi, it translates it to English in writing. And then I speak in English and it translates it into Farsi. Question, is it better than Google translates job of translating other languages? I think it's a little more sophisticated because it's built into the phone and it's built

as an AI feature that's built into the operating system. It's like they're the first company, Samsung and this phone in particular, is the first company to not just use AI for photos, because it uses AI for photos as well, but it also uses AI to make like a synopsis of a website. So if you go to a website and you say, give me a summary of what this website is saying, it'll break it down in bullet points for you. Break the web, and it will do that with your notes. So if you have notes, so you read a bunch of crazy shit in Samsung notes my manifesto exactly or your set list and you say hey

Summarize this it'll summarize it. It'll break it into paragraphs parts that that that fit together and things that make sense Oh, I'm so I know They're what I'm my point is they're getting to a point where Don Lemon really could have a fucking conversation What I'm my point is they're getting to a point where Don Lemon really could have a fucking conversation with Putin in real time If they could do that Russian to English English to Russian and as long as there's someone there that stops World War three As long as there's someone there that like like a dude No, they misinterpreted that word that word means this which means the opposite of that It's a you know, it fucked up the AI didn't catch it right the last translation. I tried to read was on that it's a you know it fucked up the AI didn't catch it right the last translation I tried to read was um that's why I bring it up is of course now here's my number one conspiracy I'm emotionally attached to is President

Macron's wife is a trans woman my favorite I have to pee let's come back and talk about that I get pizza yeah that's my favorite we'll be right back what maybe you can become white Sammy Sosa is becoming white no one cares I thought he've achieved it he's basically more white than I am. That's I said the whole bit about penis whitening about Sammy Yeah, they do by laser Thailand it was like Lighten your penis. I hope it's not as big as it used to yeah move over asshole whitening I hope it's not as big as it used to. Yeah, move over asshole whitening.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. That seems. They heard that's the best part of being white, the dick of it, and they were like, they want in. They do it by laser, dude. The great white whale. Really?

Everybody wants a Moby Dick. The great white whale. Oh. That's not it. White Yeti dick Imagine if like one of the blackest dick porn stars with those giant 14 inch dicks One of those guys just decided to just whiten it up Whiten up the whole dick you know what that would be like 14 inch dick white would be crazy if he did that Okay It was yes what that would be like? A 14 inch dick white would be crazy. If he did that, okay.

Yes, it would be. Who said, singer, that she lost weight and everybody got really mad at her like she betrayed her? Adele. It would be like the turning on Adele. Like you whiten a 14 inch dick on Black History Month. Yeah. How dare you?

How dare you? How dare you? That would be like a crowd I bet you'd be a lot of backlash if I'm like no I just think it looks better and I'm he sells the thing is wild um He just looks so good when he's skin was darker like I don't understand he looks so weird now. Yeah Hey, you know who looks good my crones wife So so this story

even if McCrone's wife, as Candace Owens alleges that McCrone's wife is somehow or another a biological man who transitioned at age 30 to become a woman, even if that's not true, Macron's wife was 39. You're an older. When he was 15. I think that's the age. He was probably 14, not 15 by the way. Yeah, it's trying to make it worse. So remember Mary-Kayle Eterno and the Hawaiian kid?

Or the Samoan kid? Yeah. I found a picture of them, so imagine that story, right? Where she went to prison for rape, and then came out and married him and they had three kids and got a divorce. Imagine if instead of that, they ruled France. That's where it ended up. Right.

But that's the less crazy of the story. Well, it's not, but yes, inoptically somehow. But it's the less crazy, because the crazy version of the story is that it's actually a man, that's not really somehow but it's the less crazy because the crazy version of stories that it's actually a man That's the unacceptable part That's the part where they're gonna sue how dare you say that our underage Fucking rape marriage that is the president first lady of France, right? Don't don't add crazy shit to this. Yeah Don't make don't make her trans like asshole I this is the part that I love about the clown world Armageddon happening is um

The priorities are so cocked up in everyone's head because of changing markets. I guess I don't know what the fuck it is And the Antarctica beam The clown beam in Antarctica that has clearly been turned on is Eric Assuted That it dude that's the first thing when I heard I'm like wait that's that's the least bat shit part of the story is that there's a trans first lady is the most bet but it's crazy because it's been hidden for so long but the most bat shit part is evidently true which is yeah she was 39 and he was 15 if it's if we're being

Okay, they're the age changes. Look at this. Okay, here goes for it It was the after-school drama club of lies see how do you say let's see the providence that she and Emanuel McCrawn first met she was in charge of the after-school theater club that he attended when he was 15, alongside her daughter, Laurence, who was in his class. Cool. Their relationship has attracted controversy as she is his senior by close to 25 years,

and Macron described her as a love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many, before imposing itself. Oh, that's a very French way to talk about it. Whoa, whoa, go back to that. Don't go away. Look how crazy that statement is. A love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many,

before imposing itself. Well, you were getting molested. In 89, that's exactly what that is. You got Eastonis Reynolds? Yeah, this is so crazy. In 89, Brigitte Macron, then with her, how do you ever say her maiden name, Esosier, unsuccessfully ran for a seat in the city council of Truchtersheim. It was the only time she ran for office. In 2017, Brigitte Macron played an active role in her husband's presidential campaign.

A top advisor was quoted as saying that her presence is essential for him during this campaign. Uh, Emmanuel McCaughan stated upon his winning of the French presidency, his wife would have the role that she always had with him. She will not be hidden. Not translating. Why would you hide your wife? He chose creating an official first lady title as the spouse of the French president currently

holds no official title coming with her own staff office and a personally allocated budget for their activities following Macron's election as president and his previously outspoken stance against nepotism, a petition against his proposal was gathered, more than 275,000 signatures, and the French government announced that Brigitte Macron would not hold the office title of First Lady and would not be allocated an official budget. So they pushed back. So just the real facts of 39, 15, often clandestine, often hidden, but eventually imposing itself like what? She's married with three kids and raped a student.

Yeah. And now here's the thing. Did the three kids come from her penis or did the three kids come from her vagina? This is what, so if they didn't come from her penis, that means that she gave birth to them, which makes sense. But if they came from her penis, if this is what Candice is saying, who gave birth to those kids? If those are her kids? She was the father of the kids. I know the woman. I don't even know the whole- Where's the mom? So that should be easiest. Like this is the actual mom. This is the person that you were married to and you had kids with before you became a woman. That should be a person you could find. I've not heard

that though. There's one picture. So if you're saying that she's definitely a man. No I'm not saying you are but if someone is saying that I'm not saying you Yeah, I know you have a don't have a dog in this fight But if someone is saying that Macron is actually a man Yeah that you have to like who if she has kids and these are her kids So you have to find who had the fucking kids with her saying she's a man That's a big question where that woman go. She vanished She should still be alive if Macron's alive. The woman she had kids with probably also alive. The

kids know that that's not their mom. What are we doing? Okay. No, look, those are all valid questions. But so I can't find the video more on YouTube. She had a link to the this is how we got on this topic was that there's a link to the all the compiled evidence over the years, okay? And where's the woman that made the babies? Well they were like where's the husband that she had? They were like they can't they there's one picture got released they sued about it but there were no pictures of her for the first 30 years except as a young kid. Right, but she's 70, there's not a lot of pictures of me, and I'm 56. From your first 30 years of life? There's a few, but until cell phones came,

well, I was also on television, right? So I was also a comedian. So there's more pictures and photos and videos of me than would be normally with most people. But the pictures of me from the time I was young, there's only like a fucking handful of them. You know what, I guess wealthy French people didn't take pictures. But it's also, it only like a fucking handful. You know what I guess wealthy French people didn't take pictures

But it's also it's like a different time. She's 70 years old like they had to do a photograph like Stand there. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I mean it's like there's not a lot of photos They weren't digitally if they weren't like people's their words the photos of Michelle Obama pregnant like probably in her fucking photo album Why would she put them online? That's a crazy one to bring up That's another one that that one was like the first ridiculous one No big Mike one which led to this McCrone one which seems Yes, yes the McCrone's older I want want you. Okay. I should say in this country I haven't heard about it. I haven't heard in France. They've been talking about since how long How many years at least three?

Yeah, it's didn't just start like it's well then big Mike was going on a long time ago, too Though I didn't say it wasn't but you said this was going on before big Mike I said it you said this is I did this information but think big Mike was probably first though no wasn't that like didn't be like listen I'd never Joan Rivers said that Michelle Obama was a man before she died when I joke I thought it was a joke I thought it was a joke too but the way she said it wasn't like jokey she was like walk. Oh, come on. Everybody knows Michelle Obama's the man. We remember that. Yeah, like we're big Mike kill you for that I think she died because she had a thousand plastic surgery. Yeah, she was going under yeah She sees these big black arms coming over

Mike oh no Whoever did Madonna's face was working on Joan Rivers first and perfect the craft the face killer the Go to see if you can find Joan Rivers saying Michelle Obama's a man the video I went through five different security passes and then a woman at the gate who will not look at my passport, who will not call Continental, who will not call for help, who will not recheck into their records says to me, you cannot go on. No, she is a moron. What? That had nothing to do with that, Jamie.

Look what the title says. I know. But that's not it. If you go to it. What is happening? That's the wrong video. It's absolutely the wrong video. Why would they lay you?

Hold on, Jamie. Jamie. There's a video of her and she's walking into her apartment building. I have it right here. I just was playing the one that. That's it. This is the one. We already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. Right here. I just okay in the one that that's it. This is the one

Pretty funny how she said okay, we all know it so what year was that Jamie that she said that I have no idea Well, let's see if we can find that Well how soon before she died did she say well and Boeing is a terrible Israel's committee genocide Well all the all the You know all the questions you said right at the top about like so where's the woman? There's a lot of math of like for this to work out Well, let's ask this is how we can find out when when did she die? Okay, so it was 2014 so it was 2014 that she did that were she in 2014 So it had to be before 2014, because she was dead at 2014.

So 2014 or before, she said, Michelle Obama is a man. So this is like ten years ago. Have you ever heard that before her? I didn't, I never heard it, no. I didn't even hear her say that until years later, after she was dead. The Obama being gay thing was a, really, you know, that's because back in the day he was a Muslim and not from America. So the idea that like he was secretly gay is so like what? Like, but you saw the guy's book. You know that Muslims particularly like in Afghanistan, there's like those clean shaven

boys that they pass around. Dancing boys of Afghanistan? The bells? They do gay stuff so what does that mean? He's a hardcore Muslim. He's Taliban. But that guy that Tucker had on his show was that was so fucking bananas that he decided to do that. that time the guy that said he sucked Obama's dick Tucker show that dude I took Obama. I took the crack money from him then I sucked his dick Like what yeah, it was uh, what are you doing pretty hot? He was a young Obama he gets it sounds like a hot like a porn of like I was in town Yeah, I go, you know a guy they go. Yeah, that is college student. Hi. I'm a young Obama. It sounds like a hot porn of like, I was in town. I go, you know a guy?

They go, yeah, I know this college student. Hi, I'm a young Obama. I'll do whatever, man. Wasn't he a senator at the time or something like that? What was this guy claiming? Was he a law student? Was he claiming? It was something funny to laugh at.

The only thing that's a real undisputed thing was that news that came out because Mike McCrae was down here. It does a good Obama impression He called in it and it come out in his biography this by some liberal college professor He there's like a paperback of it or something where it's letters to his girlfriend He used to be with he's be like this white girl in college I guess yeah as well as I was like I have sex all the time with men in my mind Because I'm trying not you didn't see that news yeah, I didn't see that so there's a funny joke But cray hat is doing me goes hey look I saw on a bang girl with pink hair. There are two That's what you got to tell them yeah, you want bang girl nose ring gotta say you think about gay sex in your head

So why laugh at the time bill I think about I'm like I would know who the fuck would write that We try to break up with her and This is how he tried to let her down I'm really into guys in my head like take the hint Yeah, that's a crazy and then so here's what happens because the thing becomes hard to find so the step for you say What I was saying was yeah, it's all crazy thing They're saying but they've done such crazy things to Counteract it. Yeah, it makes you go. Wait is something that you didn't think anything was there

Right, but then the way they're actually like wait, did you do something like right? You could make it Tom Cruise remember when he sued because people said he was gay He's sue you don't remember that it made him not really he's not gay by the way made him look really gay Did he sue? You don't remember that? No. It made him look really, he's not gay by the way, it made him look really gay. Hulk Hogan, when his wife said he was gay with Brutus the Barber beefcake, Hulk said if I was gay I'd celebrate it.

And he was dressed, like he's clearly gay. And he goes I would celebrate it. Okay. So like, if you react to it in a way like that, and there's always old, rich, old money rich families that are unaccustomed to anything less than full PBS respect. And so they don't know how to react. And it's like the old school way of dealing with problems.

That thing you said about being 70, I didn't even consider that, dude. That's a great point. How do 70-year-olds deal with scandal compared to now how you would deal with it? Yeah, and it's like this the same techniques of covering up a UFO I like they have to use to cover up with their weird thing. Well this gales first of all, it's real simple No matter what even if you're just a woman, you're a pedophile Even if you're just a woman well, so that's one your number two is very easy to find out if you're just a woman you're a pedophile even if you're just a woman well, so that's one your number two is very easy

To find out if you're a woman we do a chromosome test. I think that like in Crocodile Dundee. He just Who knows what's going on down there, but? Very easy we can extract some DNA and we can find out if you're a man or a woman. Yeah, that's very easy Yeah, now if you have I take less evidence even XY chromosome You're a fucking guy. Here we go with the conspiracies. Oh This is your conspiracy talk now if you if you could prove that that would be the wildest thing Like what Candice Owens tried to do. Do you think that's what got her fired? No, I say that as a joke, but it was some it has to be a pile on of multiple sort of

offenses. Yes, I think that's I think that's what it is. But uh, so pedophiles just for the record, they shouldn't say it has to be because that's not true. Do you remember when they tried to put pedophilia in the psychology book as an orientation? Yes. And so at the time, I had no idea what, like, well, what is it, like, you're gay for kids, right? That's what I was thinking.

And Neal Brennan told me, he was dating some psychologist, he said, no, because gay would be, you would marry, you want to get married and be with the person, you know what I mean? Like the thing of gay, an orientation, not gay, excuse me, orientation is you want to have your, like, toothbrush with their person, you know what I mean? Like the thing of gay, orientation, not gay, excuse me. Orientation is you wanna have your toothbrush with their toothbrush ultimately. And with pedophiles, once you get older,

they don't want you no more. So if they're still together all this time, that's true love and not pedophilia, but it is rape. But it was, well, I don't even know if it is. It's not pedophilia anymore. People go, it's France. My girlfriend, well, it's France. You ever heard that? Yeah, it's France. What we should examine France

That way they give kids wine. Well, that's where fucking what's his face went over when there was wanted for rape The director Roman Polanski that's yes from yeah, he went over there and they're like no we keep you me That's when the virus is it cuz they get it This is my home of postmodern get it. Yeah, this is normal, this is normal. The home of postmodernism. This is normal, 13 is normal. Yeah, you are so uptight with your... USA with it, problem.

Yeah, it's just like, even if at the end of the day, he did marry his teacher who was a woman, it's still bonkers. That's more bonkers than... It's all things bonkers. That's more bonkers than it's all things bonkers and But the really bonkers thing is like if this person has kids and they're a man Actually, and they had kids before they transition where the fuck is the woman that had the babies dude I was laughing before because I thought you were saying the kids might have came out of his dick hole I swear to god I misunderstood what you were saying. I was like, it's hilarious.

But there has to be a woman. There has to be a mom. And then there's the kids. The kids, you have to pull the kids aside. Who's your mom? Who's your fucking mom? Where'd your mom go? What happened? Okay. That's your mom. Definitely. Okay. We're good. We're all Michael Jackson now. It's a mystery who the mom where this cheap swab from you ma'am. I Just would like to find out for sure because I'm rooting for you to be a man Because it just makes I would support this more more so crazy and so bonkers. I'm rooting for it France, you know, you ever see the old inner, like, Brian Volkow's comic told me about it.

I never. And then I, what is that stuff? It's a CBD bomb. I got a tight muscle in my lower back. You ever use this shit? No, I thought you had a rash. I was like, what's it? No, no, this is CBDMD.

This is, it's really good stuff. It's CBD that you put on your muscles, and it like significantly relaxes your muscles It's a roll-on so you can kind of like dig it into the muscle. You know since things up Yeah, you was like is I hit that? I'm not gonna do anything for you should share those no No, um The macron thing we were saying I forgot cuz I was thinking about that that roll on that roll

Yeah, the even if it's just what it is But when Candice Owens had that whole show about it, I was like you she said I will stake my reputation in my job Yeah, um My professional reputation. Oh Gerard Depardieu. Oh that guy that guy yeah so Brian reminds me I don't know in the 90s in an interview and like I want to say Vanity Fair he just said when he was younger he raped a what and he's like really young like nine or something goes yeah it's when I did my first rape what dude okay so that's how

I reacted I was like come on I looked up and sure enough I don't remember I think he was in a movie called my father the hero, which was a Disney movie at that point Really? Yeah. Yeah Oh it resurfaced is what happened in 1978 interviewed deepard do Reportedly confirmed a story that he first participated in a rape when he was nine years old and he had Participated in more rape since that it nine years old and he had participated in more rape since then it was fat We had too much wine What is France just like super rapey? Rapier

Yeah, it's just like such by way France is the country that Haiti had to pay reparations to for not being slave until 1985 through Chase Bank. Yeah. What? Yeah, Chase is the media. Is that great? But now the 80s roll around. They go, this is a thing called the computer. I think we should get out now. You wouldn't let them. This is going to be ugly for us Let's pull out of this reparation well France couldn't take that to arbitration because Seems like they're getting fucked but there's no that makes back dudes So that's the crazy thing in the world that because you always hear like it comes up like in LA Gavin new American psycho hair here. He's like, yeah Well, we're gonna do slave reparations just in California for like some great and people get mad

Have you seen what they've done in Boston today? Another no white party of this black these black churches want 15 billion dollars in Reparations from the white churches to the black churches noise And they're out there yes Within this should be paid as follows. They're like $5 billion at first, an upfront payment, and then another $5 billion. And like they've got it mapped out that they're actually demanding $15 billion from these white churches.

Right. What's the angle, guys? What are you talking about? But all the- What are you saying? It's all like nonsense. It's the money. Against the money. But it's so crazy.

It's to get you to fucking give a shit. Every petty, stupid, so the reparations, I always say to people, fight about that. Not that, that's absolutely bad shit what you just told me. Yeah. But when people talk about slave reparations, they talk about, first of all, do you think that that would be the real tragedy

of our government spending would be on that? We gave like $300 billion probably to Ukraine. So for that amount of money, not only could you pay slave reparations to the wrong people, they could be half people that just got here and nothing to do with it, you'd have enough left over to pay all the white people that feel bad about reparations. They could have a reparations And you'd have plenty of money for other shit and like so that every time somebody argues about oh What is the morals like you know dude? We give all our money to go kill other people you we could have a candy land of

Moron shit here for years if they didn't do that Yeah, I feel like an idiot even like but we can't do it, but I don't know that money came out of nowhere Like where was a magic machine? Do you knock it out the world and on a cloud beam dude, I'm telling you yeah Yeah, um We're talking about the UFO thing. Oh Yeah, um We were talking about the UFO thing. Oh You had sent me a video of a UFO thing that I sent to Jeremy Corbell and he says it's bullshit

Which one the one where the the plane gets circled by the drones? Oh Okay, so Like I know I know that video went around but I was listening to that Autistic man talking about the ins and outs of how they looked at it. Yeah So, you know if you go on that like rabbit hole shit of All this stuff, you know, like you know, you know, I do so, you know How who's the guy Jack Parsons that that was a the father of rocketry in America?

There was something they call him and he he's the guy who blew up from formulated mercury. L. Ron Hubbard stayed at his house, and he was like, they're trying to bring about Babylon, rise, Babylon spelled wrong, by the way, which is that Aleister Crowley, Thelma kind of bullshit. And dude, it makes me laugh so much every time I think about it. All the history of rockets,

these dick-shaped objects that we shoot up, they, okay, one part of rocket science is all the stuff I can't do, right? The other part of it is going in the desert and jerking off and looking into L. Ron Hubbard's eyes. Both laugh Also, the rocketry in this country is connected to two things that are evil. Nazis and Satanism. Yeah, well, if you think it's evil, jerk off and look in the eyes of L. Ron Hub? But are you an ingrate for us? But it makes me laugh. So it's all this weird magical shit. Yeah. So it's all this weird magical shit. And it's so closely. So now when you

they talk about the they don't go, you just weird debate like I don't think it's ETS, it's extra dimensional, something and there's a lot of religious kind of channels that are like obviously these are the Nephilim from the Bible all that bullshit and I don't think See that thing that boom is actually That video game that's from a video game. No, it's not doesn't match up. That's okay, but it does match up It doesn't match up except for some parts of it. Well looks like it's partially altered match up. It doesn't match up except for some parts of it where it looks like it's partially altered. But obviously, if you're going like there's a video that breaks it down how it matches that not only does it match up the edges like match up precisely at certain points

of it, it looks like an altered version of that image. That's like a stock footage of some kind of explosion. And you're doing it through filters and you're adjusting the way the image looks but a visual effects guy went over it and he explained multiple reasons why he thinks it's fake well that's a good someone is actual expert but you should know that a visual effects guy expert also went over if CNN discolored your face and he said they did it come on you think I really we do CNN hired guy who's right? That's here's the point yeah Like you can't trust that now like they're gonna do you personally and then you're gonna go well this like I won't say I know or don't know on a thing, but the way I look at it videos bullshit It could be because there's a lot of those videos that are bullshit

That's the point as soon as the questions around a thing that's not solved. We're like, well, wait, what is this? Mm-hmm, and there's some weirdness. Hey, maybe someone put that out as disinformation There's that why are like if if there's nothing and they've been doing this it's just they want to make us think they have UFOs Okay, that's possible. Totally that is crazier than if they just found something. The government to create a George Lucas level lore of aliens in the popular consciousness for no reason other than to like, hide what you have nicer shit that flies?

That's insane. That's fucking like hiding that your wife is a man. And you're the president of France. It's that level insane. Sort of. Why would you trust your anything about your country ever again if they did that to you? Well, because it's military secrets and they've always hidden military secrets. They hid all the military secrets about the stealth bombers.

They hid a bunch of military secrets. And you know what? A lot of good has come out of that. They hid the actual existence of area 51. No, I know Yeah, why would I so now that I know they're lying every fucking time and then if I'm lucky in 20 years I'll be allowed to know or the president will will go I looked it over and you wouldn't put it out there either I think I would put it out there, but you know, I was probably president but that that's the thing like Who said this? I can't remember who it's not my quote but the nation is as sick as its secrets

and that's how sick whatever's in there is how sick sick fuck of a country it is. Right if it's so sick that it's actual aliens that are visiting us and they're using human beings as like vessels for souls. And I don't buy any of the stories of like remember men in black what will the great will Smith the great wills and the opening I'm sloppy you're mean when uh okay so that

the slappy Smith the name the narration with Tommy we're them we're the ones that handle the things you can live your stupid fucking moron peasant life. Thanks, guys. Thanks. It takes a great seat to handle the information. Only someone that we tested as great as Will Smith

could even handle the knowledge of knowing the truth. And he's helping you out by keeping it a secret. You're talking about a movie, right? But what's the message of the fucking movie? All the movies, the message is? Yeah, we need to have these people that lie because it's too big of a truth. Yeah, that's what they know You need to lie motherfucker. You need to for your power thing to work. You need to not you So that no, they don't have to lie. It's always bullshit

They don't have to lie The only thing they have to lie about is they want to keep the business going And it's never been for your good that they lied It's for the good of the people who fucked up before so they don't get in trouble, right? And they sell it to you like it's your fucking problem Damn, Kurt. You sound like an old man on a porch. That was my goal in life. I Embrace it mad about the government. Yeah, no, I'm not mad about it. I'm mad about people not being Knowing about it one of two things is real either It is ours and they're awesome at keeping secrets much to our dismay or

It's someone else from another planet and they're also awesome at keeping secrets, which is even kind of crazier Both things are pretty crazy if they can really keep under wraps the fact that we have been visited forever by extraterrestrial beings, that's pretty nuts. And if it's not and it's just a con story that they're running to try to mask some sort of a secret propulsions program that's been going on since the 1980s, that's pretty crazy. Let me ask you this. Think of this stunning amount of time they've been able to keep this secret that maybe women don't have dicks. The things that they keep secret are so insane.

Of course they can keep a secret. You know how you keep a secret? Roy Cohn, the great Roy Cohn showed us how to keep a secret. Three can keep a secret if two are dead. The old saying. No. Three can keep a secret if each of the three guys agrees to stick his dick into something he shouldn't stick it in on camera,

and they each have that blackmail on each other, and then you can keep all kinds of secrets for a very long time. Now you're talking. So what do we do to make sure that people keep secrets? We have them suck a dick with a skull mask on? Do we put a minute, two, two? Yeah. Film it, right? Dude, why why do frats the things you've heard about

Of like okey-cokey or all that shit big J knew all the names of all of them And you're like wait, why did you have to do that to join? I went to an art school They didn't have frats, but oh, I know why it's trickled down from the upper classes of weird shit to your ass to Oxford That's how you pick a president you know shit you don't want a president that doesn't have any fucking footage of him sucking a dick with a clown mask on I won't accept it then you're never gonna be able to trust that guy what if he goes rogue what if he goes JFK yeah what if he crumbles under the weight of the hideous things he knows and gets the

bright idea snitching I won't encourage snitching on what's great about right now. This is the other reason I'm not like unhappy, even though I'm continuously like, are you kidding about every single new thing? I'm like, oh, so nothing I've ever heard was right. Right. Okay. Right. Sounds great.

I love watching it every level. It's collapsing and you don't have to do anything except be a disgruntled enough employee to be like, fuck it. I'm watching it every level it's collapsing. And you don't have to do anything except be a disgruntled enough employee to be like, fuck it, I'm saying it, I don't care. So now the P. Diddy thing, which like for two years, I would tell people it's hilarious. I mean, it's horrific, but it's also hilarious that it was like the big secret that P. Diddy would make a bunch of these guys

suck his dick and do weird shit. Oh, do you think the government does it? Well, P. Diddy does it. Homes in LA and Miami erated by federal agents to the the conspiracies of P Diddy are like you know that as above so below that like magical shit the rocket scientists say when they jerk off and look in each other's eyes what Duncan will know as above hey ask Duncan but as above, hey, ask Duncan, but as above, so below, you've heard that saying? Yes.

I wanna write a hermetic magic book called As the Carpet, So the Drapes, by Kermis Metz-Triginos with all my occult knowledge that I picked up from looking into UFOs. Like, these things are like reflections all the way up, so like, at every level of society, there's something, like Vince McMahon went down. His empire.

Yeah, I've given out Canadian top hats and chigs. At every level, there's something insane. I wanna joke about it on stage, but people like, you know, nobody follows all the same things anymore. So it's hard to, the things I want to joke about it on stage, but people like, you know, nobody follows all the same things anymore So it's hard to the things I want to make references about There's like no common culture anymore of like we all saw this so you gotta just burn time explaining the first part of the story and uh

With Vince McMahon, dude, I'll ask is anybody know like people that know know What he did right or what it's claimed that he did It only came out because he didn't want to pay her the full money if if he were paid Three million to do all horrific things and you're like, I'll do that then I'd be like, well, that's not assault But this fucker didn't want to pay because he's a has a history of fucking people on shit And all he had to do was pay what he agreed to and she's a disgruntled employee and good for her Because that guy shit on her they're having a three-way. They don't say what position. I don't think I hope it's Eiffel Tower and not a blowjob. He did this during

Two on one with I'm guessing Johnny Leonidas. I don't know another executive So they're both they're both having sex with this girl. This man gets up shits on her head and then he goes I'm gonna get you guys finish up. I'm gonna get a shower This is what's written in the legal. He definitely say he defecates. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna we'll finish up I think we're all I think we're all done here Vince. Should we start we're done. Should we steal man his position? Should we say he's an elderly gentleman involved in rigorous activities and oftentimes they lose control of their bowels is the reason why depends is associated with old people. Well that's a fair if I was his lawyer, I would say Vince is a wonderful man who respects women but he's got bad bowels.

Well Jim, Joe, that's a great steel man and but I would just say respectfully the part where he goes I'm in a shower you guys finish up right there is where I break with the idea that he just lost control. Well he didn't want the party to be over just because he can't control his bowers it seems very considerate of him. You guys finish up, I'm gonna shower I'm sorry. Yeah you get a shot in the party you go get a 30-minute shower Vince I'll sit here with this chick imagine having sex with someone with someone else's shit on their hair while you're having sex No This guy shit like literally where your face is but I'll finish up oh

Well, hey miss you want to finish up you with the that's so insane You with the the stone-cold steamer that you got oh Maybe we'll just chat about nicknames There's nothing for this to brave back that you just did and the depravity of shitting on people with feces. Okay, this is it Oh my example that one example of McMahon's extreme depravity. May 9th, 2020, he defecated on Miss Grant during a threesome and then commanded her to continue pleasuring his friend with feces in her hair and running down her back while McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off.

Wait, I didn't see this part. Wait, wait, I didn't see this part. Upon his return from the bathroom, McMahon and his friend actively resumed the three, she didn't get in and hose off You showered and went back and saw the girl who's heading back you shit on. Oh, why get a shower? Oh my god, so she didn't shower He got showered and she stayed oh With a bob-sal get closer on like how they just described it as his filth

With Bob Salget's closer on her head. I also like how they just described it as his filth. His filth. I mean, is that like, is this like a legal document? Is that a legal term? Like his filth? He gave her a Polish car wash and he goes and cleans himself. What the fuck, man? Um, yeah, well that's, that's, so the P. Diddy thing. Yeah.

The disgruntled employees have been coming out years ago on, the whole mafia has a podcast now, by the way, you might have seen. Everybody has, and people will get invested in it. It's so much better than- The mob has podcasts now. All, and they have rivalries. And there's like people that are like,

oh, Wadherd, he's a snitch. Like they're now, like, do you have Stockholm Syndrome? Good, they're a snitch like they're now like did you have Stockholm syndrome good? They're a snitch. That's why we have this great show The fuck I hope everyone snitches What the fuck are you talking about So I get criminals. He has a right to say as a fucking criminal don't snitch you the citizen of the good country You spoke Edward Snow is not supposed to be hiding out in Russia with the bad man, right? fucking criminal don't snitch you the citizen of the good country you spoke Edward Snow is not supposed to be hiding out in Russia with the bad man right

he's the guy that did the right thing right no some of us we kill snitches but like what is it but it's all falling apart so the P Diddy quote is my it's a Jaguar Wright said this an ex-employee of him He goes if you can get a man to suck you dick you can do anything as in a man that does not want to do That yeah, that's a real. It's like a affirmation. It's like a real affirmate power affirmation for someone But we know that people can get depraved enough to shit on people. That's real I mean, that's all a Dubai porta potty. That's what Instagram models do for 50 grand a pop. We know people are depraved enough to try

to get straight guys to suck their dick. We've all heard of it. That's pretty light. I thought you guys were going to ask me if I wanted to suck your dick. It's just straight stuff, dude. Normal shit. Just hanging around being bros. People don't really laugh at this joke, but I was like in the future, you. Normal shit, just hanging around, being bros. People don't really laugh at this joke, but I was like in the future, gay conversion therapy they used to do. Yeah, pray the gay away. Yeah.

With hard ons, like hugging you from behind. Yeah, for like, your parents pay like 30 grand to go to some weird, you know, in the future, you're gonna pay that money, the conversion, you're gonna send your kid to a camp so they can talk him down to just being gay you know right hey he's a he told me he's a diaper he has a fursona could you tell me he's gay he's a cat and he wants a litter box he thinks he's a cat they want a little oh so the

covering up of the litter box thing do you see that principle a play of like don't even talk about it yeah because it's the same principle as if you talk about John Stewart putting a medal on a Nazi or Canada applauding a real Nazi it helps Putin the bad man so cover up the fact that the Canadian House of Commons gave a standing ovation to a real World War two Nazi what by the way why is he hiding out in Canada? That's been allowed. Oh, but isn't it funny like the way people realized? What he was saying when he was saying that he fought Russia Yeah, my girlfriend went to Jacksonville public schools and she picked it out She's the one who said something first

Just wait would that mean that? With the Nazis. We all learned that just like from Call of Duty games just a few years, like not that long ago. Isn't that insane that fighting against the Russians, you can say it as a positive thing now, even if you did it while you were a Nazi? You can say it like they're communists still. They act like they're, the Soviet, dude, if you say this, anyone who's,

if you see them on TV and they go go Putin wants to rebuild the Soviet Empire now if you just some Joe Schmo saying that to me, okay? You just don't know nothing that's you're right as an American people in charge saying that stupid fucking shit Then he wants to rebuild it. You're a fucking either a liar, or you're a fucking chump You're probably like a you know an innocent chump like Chris Cuomo or some shit, but that's domino theory You're still selling domino theory to people the Vietnam Vietnam that thing that we lost Yeah, and they're doing great Communism has never worked well Vietnam one and also it's a great vacation spot. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't believe in communism. Okay. I thought it doesn't work

What are you talking about? I don't believe in communism, okay? I thought it doesn't work. So why are you spending everybody's money to go make a thing that doesn't work not work? That seems like a waste to me. That's our entire first half. Now it's Russia. We want to weaken Russia. A friend of mine said this to me, who's a comic.

He goes, but isn't it good? We're weakening Russia. Oh, the guy with the hair that you brought up, that CIA guy. He was listening to reasons. This is great. We get to we have old weapons We weren't using we get to use those on the battlefield and see how it'll be for a coming war with China, of course We they want to fight Lindsey Graham miss Lindsey Graham like they want to fight to the last man. Oh My that's a great impression. Yeah, it's easy. Oh Oh My that's a great impression. Yeah, it's easy little oh they wanna this is the best money we ever spared

There's something really crazy about watching that guy Roy, Joe beat the drums of war where he's been doing it my Like my whole life, but when he says it like in an aggressive way There's the when he makes statements in aggressive way. It's like it's very busy good out there, but it's very bizarre It's very bizarre to like's a good actor. But it's very bizarre. It's very bizarre to like listen to it in his voice. Yeah, well, that's a different, we're just the gentlemen down here.

It's not any, doesn't mean any. You don't have to do a conspiracy theory about me. We are gonna make them pay. Like what? Down they will fight to the last man. Okay, so here's- How is that inspiring to young troops? You just said the thing, so they're saying this like, he's going like, there's a great idea. So we want Russia, they're our enemy,

so we got these crash test dummies that we're gonna just grind them into hamburger. Isn't that good? And use our old weapons we weren't using in creating jobs? Is that good? No, that's despicable. That's lower than any shit I've ever heard about another country that we wanna have a war with another country. We're not secret, openly bragging about it. We're gonna get these other people who can't win

and they're not winning by the way and just kill off most of their pop, all their able bodied people, average age 50 of their soldiers. The average age of the soldiers 50, you age of soldiers 50 you wear that in Ukraine Yeah, how many soldiers have died? I don't know I don't know for sure but it's at least half a million if you include people that can never do anything again

That are just injured, you know the wounded and shit the numbers they tell you are always lie They're the same shit they did with Iraq and Afghanistan. No, it's it's working You know, we just got to keep putting a little more money into like a drunk We just got to keep putting more money into it. Ukraine has lost a half a million people able body Yeah, well, they're the deaths are probably that hot You know you had to you had to do Carlito's way method with the numbers they give you right? So this tells you it's 50,000 probably 100,000, right? So so you got to look at it like that because they're everything's a fucking lie that the people that you're supposed to believe say

So now what the fuck man? Yeah, so now now You know our first wife our main wife Israel needs us so our side our side piece Ukraine hey, he's a linsky. Yeah, it was a great while it lasted man. It's time to you know It's getting weird now. Yeah, like he's gonna say he's pregnant. That's his last move But America you it's I'm pregnant. It's yours. That's all he's got left I'm pregnant with a war here's the order of of nations that average age is 50 you haven't heard this I have heard this did you see see the video of the sad old men that look older than me?

I'm realizing now that I did hear something about it. And it was also, they were talking about how they stop people from trying to escape to make them fight. There's a $300 rubber mask that looks like from the movie Drive that you can get to look old so they don't grab you and put you in a fucking van. Oh my God.

Oh, they're taking everybody, by the way. Women, they're putting in four sub... So they've lost. So they lost. That's the truth. Why don't we just kill another fucking amount of them until... By the way, Russia's not weak. They're doing better. Like, I feel like Wolf Blitzer. But you made Russia weak, right?

Like, we can't confirm that. In fact, we didn't. When Tucker went there and showed the subway. Okay, this is where John Stewart Well, he says something great like on Colbert Colbert show about clearly who? Cove it came from a lab. We work with them again, by the way for the record and then he's fucking does this He goes well, that's the price of freedom You have the National Guard in your subway and it it looks like shit, and you're saying oh We're so free here That's why our subway. That's why nothing is running correctly that he's smarter than that that dude. That's fucking shitty well

It's also It's echo chamber thinking You know and you find ways to support what the echo chamber has sort of established Stop doing that. Yeah, stop doing that. You don't have to fight nobody. You don't have to march. Just stop doing that.

Everybody at once. It'll end the whole thing. Yeah. It's a problem. It's a real problem and it's also a problem that's being used to manipulate people to think one way or another. You know they'll use that and manipulate you with that just comment, you know A lot of times I'll look at something like a kooky conspiracy thing. Like I was reading about um

What is it Monarch the one that's like after ultra and it was making me laugh because the thing they're saying It's like these the scientists have kids in these cages and they they shock one cage and they go I love you and they don't shock one. They go I love you not and shock the other one to make them a free. It's like a mind-control conspiracy But while I'm reading it, I was laughing because it just sounded like a metaphor for our actual entire Society like I don't know if that shit's real. Hmm. I'm sure it could be but I don't know but when you read it It sounds like a metaphor for all of society the I loves you remember you got cat Williams talking about the homeless people seeing all these illegals getting cards

money cards with money yeah that's a great point he made like homeless people you're laying on the ground watching people that aren't from here getting getting uh that's that sums it up right there you know it really is like at every level there's this fucking, just like a scam and you're supposed to buy into it. Every level, every level. Yeah. The homeless people thing is a great example. Just the poor people in America realizing that these people are getting $10,000 a month,

that whole fucking thing that they were trying to do with Eric Adams in New York, that you get an ATM card and you get like a certain amount of money. Can I just debunk that real quick? Yeah. The debunkings are worse than that. They go, no, you guys, it's not. Listen, I know you're an alt-right conservative guy, Joe, and you're making it, but you have to understand, it's actually cheaper. See, they were actually giving them weight, like they're spending more giving them money before this the card is just To be to streamline it and it'll actually be cheaper in the You were giving them more money before this

And that's your debunking How much do they get No, no, it's only enough when you add up all the family members Joe now see you're getting conspiratorial No, no, it's only enough when you add up all the family members Joe now see you're getting conspiratorial Food and diapers and things that you know people from here need if they all get ten thousand dollars Is that real that seems so insane? Did I move to Alaska from? Got $700 a one time the people in Hawaii and my kids are missing still did they ever find those missing kids the thousands of them or did Oprah find a buyer I don't know yeah they didn't do nothing for them people but these are gonna be baffled

they don't vote for Biden they're gonna be baffled imagine if these people are literally getting $10,000 checks and the people in Maui got 700 bucks you don't imagine that's what happened right that's what I'm getting to like this is the world that we're living in this This is how upside down everything is. And people that want to pretend that anything makes sense whether it's on the left or the right. People that want to pretend that any of this makes sense. You're all out of your fucking mind. A family of four is expected to receive up to $350 per week under the program which will last six weeks city officials said.

The program would begin with ten families on Monday Expanding to about 115 families or roughly 450 people over the next week Wasn't there something about keeping ten thousand dollars in an account on an ATM card? See what that was about I'll bet you with the numbers he was connected somehow the mayor was supposedly connected some how to it It's New York of course the all the everything's corrupt at every level It's not a little bit. It's the whole thing Well, I like that so oh yeah, what is that one more thing? Yeah, it's about Haiti No, Danny Shaw you should look up if you want to know it's it's like really upsetting and up cuz now the people

The what I'm seeing on the channels that I like to you know Where they they're I'm more conservative the great now these Haitians are gonna come in It's like the reason all these people are rushing in and it's intentional It's a hundred potential all these NGOs and shit they and the corporations want to flood with immigrants It lowers wages. They need the military needs soldiers. We've done this many times throughout history you saw gangs in New York right in the Irish yeah okay they want a it's all military age men being brought in to completely like fuck what's the word I'm looking for I'm so good well you eliminate legitimate patriotism.

Because if you got people that come from other countries, then you arm them and have them go against the people that were here originally. Dick Durbin saying on C-SPAN, that's what we're doing. This is the 10,000 number, but I don't know where they get the number from. Oh, this is up to. It would give migrants up to $10,000 each

in taxpayer money with no ID check, no restrictions, and no fraud control. so that means they get $10,000 So I don't know where they got that maybe that is like the limit for the 350 bucks like when it gets to here $1,000 up to $1,000 each month So maybe it's like at the end of $10,000 they cut you off, but also from what I've heard maybe it's not true that debit card can only be used at particular places Yeah For the things that cost the most in society now like for people that have a business Connection to the company that's issuing the money that way they can get all the money. Yeah, yeah

That's fuck. So look, so that's crazy. That's 100% crazy So that's your Democrat side, but the people doing that flooding in besides the ones that the government and these companies put it on purpose We fucked their country up and the people on top know that we that's how we got like remember cocaine Cowboys We're like the Cuban the Mariel boatlift at all There's waves of this as because we went somewhere and we they have shit that we want and we take it you know like Hitler did okay and we go hey Haiti it's pretty fucked up you're not slaves I hope first you pay in France back number one yeah you're paying them back into the 80s for they're not being slaves and we slaves and they have lots of natural

resources. All those iridium, like rare earth minerals we need for our electric, EV initiatives around the world. There are sweatshops. You thought it was all Uighurs? No, we make Haitians do it. We've invaded for them wanting like 37 cents more to make Levi's. We've invaded them like four times.

We're about to have Kenya invade them for us how we do it Ukraine the crash dummy method because it doesn't look good for us To invade while we're yelling at all these invasions Putin did We're doing worse to Haiti than anything. He did to Ukraine on any level. That's a fucking fact But Danny Shaw if you want a good source, that's the guy. Okay. Let's wrap this up Kurt. You're the man today To I laugh so that that is me down a road though, dude So why should you I'm a woman by the way, you started going to Jimmy Dore show like you you immediately like became once you see it yeah once you see it can't unsee it it's horrible it's I don't recommend I

recommend the end all right thank you bye everybody thanks brother that was fun Bye!