The Joe Rogan Experience - #2155 - Brian Redban

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin.  www.deathsquad.tv Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Joe Rogan Experience. Showing by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Hey, fella. Hey, buddy. It's Cracka Lackin'. Have you been fucking around with the chat, GBTS? I saw you brought it. Yeah, I just got the 4.0, the one that they've been showing where you could talk to it naturally and stuff Duncan had it in the green room. We were talking shit to it. Yeah about it replacing us. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, you know, it's like it's weird how AI came out of nowhere and then We're like, how long has this been, you know being worked on and then now it's like everywhere like my my

Vacuum cleaner has AI now. It's crazy. It's one of those robot vacs where it scans your whole house and then like it detects things using AI like, Oh, that's shit. Don't run over it. So you mean dog shits on the floor? Yeah. And it doesn't do a good job because the first thing it did went right over this dog shit and just start smearing dog shit through the whole entire kitchen Once in a while, you know dog shit says don't care they're like I have to shit I don't want That's the problem Jamie has a crawl yeah, it's a little dog thing you got to keep an eye on Carl Carl will just drop a deuce anywhere. Yeah, I think when they're really little they don't understand outside

Everything's so big Why would I go outside when I get shit right here? I'm nowhere. I don't sleep anywhere near this pile. Yeah It's gross though having shit smeared all over your floor Especially by a super smart AI vacuum cleaner. That's so dumb. Yeah, there's all these different things are going to sink together. That's one of the things that people say about Samsung.

People that are Samsung fanboys, if you have a Samsung refrigerator and a Samsung TV and a Samsung phone, you could use your phone to control everything. Your phone will like, there's, I guess there's refrigerators out there, I don't know exactly where they're at right now because I only saw like an ad for them, where your refrigerator will tell you

when things are gonna expire. Right, it scans that. Yeah, so if you've got orange juice or something like that, your orange juice is only good for three more days. Like that kind of shit. Yeah, and that's only if you place that orange juice with the date facing the camera probably, you know? I think that has been out for a while but it doesn't really work great. There's a few things refrigerators do that have too

much technology in them. What impresses the shit about me and the thing that entices me towards Samsung phones is the the AI with notes that's a big deal to me the fact that it can record your podcast for sure but also you can record a set and it'll transcribe the set and then put this and then summarize into like different parts like this is where you talking about sucking your own dick right this is where you talk about UFOs. I asked Red Ben he didn't see this did you see this Joe going around on Twitter? What? This feature called recall on Windows. Your Windows what? Let me play this for you it's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy. We introduce memory right photographing memory into what you do on the PC and

now we have it so it's called recall it's not keyword search right it's semantic search over all your history. And it's not just about any doc. We can recreate moments from the past essentially. Here's how it works. Windows constantly takes screenshots of what's on your screen, then uses a generative AI model right on the device

along with the NPU to process all that data and make it searchable, even photos. I got to try it out. I searched brown leather bag. It came up in visual search. There's no place on this page that it says brown leather bag. It just knows because it sees this brown leather bag.

There could be this reaction from some people that this is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything I do. Yeah, I mean that's why that it can only do it on the edge. Right, so this is like you know you have to put two things together. This is my computer, this is my recall, and it's all being done locally. Texas is going to ban my recall. They're not going to let me eat it like it's going to be porn. I don't trust you at all. I don't trust you at all. It's all done locally. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure there's no way the government's going to have access to every keystroke you make and be able to see. That's ridiculous. ridiculous And it's gonna summarize everything you do not only that it's not that difficult Especially for government organizations to get into your fucking computer. Are you connected to a secure Wi-Fi? Are you even using a VPN? Are you like? What are you doing? What kind of a firewall do you have?

How many people are sophisticated enough to set it up so that you can't look at everything they do? It's like your friend's phone yesterday or two days ago. That's a straight up virus that he was downloading. People are saying it's not. People are saying it's just like if you have your case on improperly, it's pressing two buttons at the same time. Was his phone on the table, Jamie, or is it in his bag? I do not remember.

I don't remember either. I think on some of these Android phones, if you're pressing two buttons at the same time it reboots right so there's a bootloader mode that's why you can like do different things to your phones but that bootloader screen does not look like I was like the arrow that was in it I was like I've seen this Arab that's clip art like I think it even said getty images on the side of it Why does it have a barcode what are you buying? Yeah, this is not for sale Why does it have a barcode right and how are you gonna scan that barcode with the phone that you're holding like? Like oh, it's got a barcode must be legit right yeah, that seems so so fake

That was what a look at that Look at all that Chinese writing to let's get the fuck out here. I guess it's Korean because it's Samsung Do not disconnect USB cable during software update, so it's saying downloading and it says it in Korean So it's doing something that see that just looks That does not look official That see that just looks That does not look official the thing is my point was it took a while and like what if he broke his leg? Like what if he just fell on his bike and broke his leg and now all of a sudden He's got a call for an ambulance

And he's laying there with his fucking shin bone poking out of his calf And he's gonna sit there while his stupid phone does that that's why I can't be real Can you reboot that? Can you stop that? Is that possible? That's what I had circled. It said that you could cancel it. You can cancel it.

Well, that's why when you posted that video, I texted you, tell him to hold down the power button and the up arrow, like reboot your phone. Stop doing whatever he's doing. It was too late, but that's how you said me that. I always worry about that with Windows, because Windows will start updating my laptop in the middle of nowhere Yeah, that's the worst. It's like I'll open the laptop to super inspired ready to write and it's like

Oh, we have to upload your software. This will be 20 minutes like what? Yeah, this is stupid Give me the option to not do this like Mac at least will give me the option It'll say it up in the corner. want to you know there's a new update available Do you want to update it right and then it downloads it then goes do you want to do this right now? Yeah, we download it we do it later with with Windows is that normal or maybe I think it was like an old Turn off or on I think really what's that? This is a setting that turn off like auto updates or whatever Oh, there's a setting on Windows as well. Yeah, oh, okay. I must have had it on just so I don't have to deal with it. Unless it's an Office thing or something you're dealing with that's not like Windows updates. Office gives you a tiny notification at the top of a

file that'll say a new update's available but you can click out of that easy. You just wait. Yeah but the problem is is like I have automatic updates on Mac and it will download it and go hey we got this update for you. It won't just like in the middle of doing something just start like reboot my laptop. Yeah, mine just rebooted it like the moment I opened it up but I hadn't used that laptop in a while. It was just sitting there. You know what I want to try? I want to try a laptop with you know I'm a big keyboard fan. Like one of the reasons why I write, if I write, I have a home like Mac that I write on that is, yeah, those are nice. The new keyboards.

It's the MacBook Pro ones. Yeah, they're dope. It really is like a MacBook. Yeah. So what we're looking at right now is Red Band. Look how skinny that is. I know, Jamie has one. This is the new iPad, which is insane.

This is so, it's so insane. It's like, it is as thin as possible where you could still use a USB-C connector. And I thought this was skinny, and that's twice. I know, so much. Your phone, which is super skinny, is so much fatter than this iPad. This iPad is amazing.

And it has insane battery life too, which is crazy. And this probably has like 2 terabytes, right? 10 hours. This is 1 terabyte, but you can get up to 2 terabytes. Fucking nuts. Nuts. But what I really like is the keyboards on Thinkpads. Because Thinkpads have a longer stroke, and when you're writing with keys, like you have

more feedback with the longer keystrokes, and then you're more accurate with your typing and it's been proven Like when people do like any words per minute can you write they can write more words per minute on? keyboards with better Better feedback like longer keystrokes, but Alienware You know because a lot of gamers like mechanical keyboards because they have the clicky clack feel and it's like even more accurate Well, they have a mechanical keyboard now on their laptops And so I've been thinking about getting one of those how thick is that laptop though? It's not that thick So it has long key travel. I think the key travels 1.8 millimeters

Which is like ideal when my old think pad had like 2.2, which was nice, long keystrokes. And you just get real accurate with like your writing. So for me, like a lot of times I'm writing, I'm stoned. I don't have time to like go back and fucking, you know, I want to just get my thought out while it's in my head and with an IBM well, you know Lenovo now when Lenovo think-pad I'm just much more accurate when I'm writing Yeah, I like I like it, but it sounds I don't know after a while. It's like god This is so Mac ones are terrible. Yeah, the ones on MacBooks. I have a MacBook. It's fucking terrible to write on there's it's

Really short keystrokes. It's a really like flat key It's just not good to write on you can do it. It's definitely better than like writing by hand Right, you can I type on it all the time. I do write on it all the time But it's just when you go over to that thinkpad like oh This is what it's supposed to feel like or at home I have like an ergonomic keyboard that I use on my Mac and that is like the best. It's like real easy. I'm really accurate. I don't even have to think. I can just write and look at the screen and I just get it right all the time. Why don't you use voice? That's so accurate now. I don't want to be talking in my house.

That's some of the things I write and some of the things I write I like writing because the thing about writing is like say if I'm writing you know fucking artificial intelligence as I'm writing artificial intelligence it takes longer to write it than it does to think the word so you're spending more time on each instead of just barfing out words like I do when I talk or sometimes I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying while I'm saying it when I'm writing and typing it takes a little longer So it makes me think a little more and I have more Possibilities open up about where to go with things So it actually benefits me to slow me down a little, but I still want

it to be accurate. I want it to be so slow that I'm fucking with every key. I don't want that. I want accuracy, but a little slower than talking for writing. Yeah. My problem is, is like, I'll just start writing like an idea or a joke or whatever. And then halfway through I look up and I'm like Like I fucked up some word or an auto corrected something and it makes everything not make sense I've had it like fuck like I wrote this all down and now I don't understand any of it Just one word spellcheck. Yeah, that's true. Well Notes are the best for that. Yeah. Yeah And the thing about the phone is you can do it

while you're in the car. You can press like if you have Apple CarPlay, you press on the screen and say, make a voice note. And then you could just make a note. Or just make a note, rather. And it'll make a note for you and leave it in there. It's great. So there's many times that I've like at the end of the night,

I've done that. And then I go back over it. So what I do is I have like a whole folder. That's just ideas So I got this folder. Yeah, these are just ideas Yeah, and some of them a lot of them have become bits and some of them. I'm just like maybe one day I'll have something and so when I write yeah, so when I write I go back same thing Yeah, I go back and I look at those and I'll see if something comes into my head.

I'll say, like, because you know, when you start writing, you'll just stare at that blank screen, like, what am I writing about? And then I'll just go into the phone and I'll say, what do you got for me? What have I been thinking about? Open borders, oh, borders, open borders, okay. Yeah, okay.

What is, what would it be like if there was no borders? Would that suck? What would it be like if there's no borders? Would that suck? What would it be like if there's more borders? Would that suck? And then I'll just start writing. You know? Wouldn't it be cool to take all our notes, put in an AI, and like combine this into all a one story? Like a 20 page story. Right, that would be like the perfect new one hour set. The thing about AI though is like you you're gonna I have never used AI like GPT to write a joke, but I know people are doing that now and

my thought is I Wouldn't feel as good about it when it was done. Like I don't want it just to be good I want it to be good and I wanted to have come from my head You know I'm saying it's not that's the one thing, it's not there yet. It can't write a good joke. Like all this like shit where it's like, like Louis CK, or not Louis CK, but the George Carlin and stuff.

That's somebody writing that and just doing it in a George Carlin voice. Yeah, yeah. So because- It's not good at writing the jokes yet. Cause I like to, I've experimented like, trying to find like a tag for like a joke already like you know This is the scenario and it's still like dad jokes and laughy taffy

Bullshit like oh a cow walks into a bar what I think it would be though so like you know how like a lot of really good comics hire writers and Generally the writers aren't even as good a comic as them, but like what the way Chris Rock does it Chris? I mean I haven't talked to him personally I've heard him talk about it I've talked to people work with him so one of things he gets accused of unfairly people say that he has writers who write for him Chris Rock writes his own material what he has is the writers he bounces the ideas off them so they come and watch him do the set and then they say

maybe when you do this say that first or maybe expand on this or I got a tag for that and so but those guys who are doing that aren't as good a comic as him so sometimes you just need other ideas. It's like the green room that's like know a green ride. That's what you man that joke You should have this or you know that happens. The green room is amazing for that There's so many times in the green room that we're all trying to work out a bit and then like Tony will chime in or Brian will chime in like oh That's it. And then you figure it out. I mean we've rewrote David Lucas's in that green room

but it's, that's one thing. So like if chat tpt just gave you like ideas, I just need like a framework sometimes. I feel like each subject is just a scaffolding. So I get the scaffolding. Now once I have the scaffolding, I have to build a house. And so, but I have to have a fucking location where I can start building. So it has the location is the subject, whatever the idea is. And then I start building. That's how I do it. But I mean, everybody does it different, man. Everybody does this. Some people have to write it down on paper. Like some people, all their stuff like Colin Quinn shits on paper a

Lot of people's they it's just they write it down like Christina P She has this notebook she brings with her and you look at the note. It's filled with ideas It's just all rich because I have to write it down on paper Mark Norman like his back pockets like a turtle, you know He's the most insane. He's the most insane Yeah, cuz he has a phone. He has a phone. He knows there's notes in the phone You don't have to have that you have both things when you can only have one thing like this is so unnecessary So silly and he's just sitting on it like a second wallet just breaking his back every night It totally fucked his back up

Like one of them cab drivers has a bum back because like you have a fucking wallet That's two feet thick on one side of your ass. Yeah, if he just took those notes and transcribed them into the notes on his phone Then he would have it caught he's always worried about losing them But this way you would never lose them because they would be in the cloud a picture. Yeah You can take a picture transcribe it. He's done. Exactly. And with a lot of these things, like that's the other thing about Samsung, you can write with a stylus on the screen, and then it would convert that into print. You could do that on the iPad, too.

Really? Yeah, it's great. With the pen? The iPad with the pen? Why don't they make that for the iPhone, you fucks? The pen? They can't admit that Samsung was right. Yeah, I think they have apps, or there's a way to do it

In the note app maybe on the phone like where you just use your finger, you know and just do yeah But I want the pen. Yeah, it is silly or it's also silly like the new pen that just came out You can't use it on last year's model and like it's like they do all this dirty shit It's so bad. They're so dirty with their USB-C cables. Oh, yeah. I'm glad now that it's just every, you know. Yeah, it's nice. But meanwhile, I have AirPods, and they all

charge with regular lightning. Well, the new version has, yeah, they have a new version. Oh, I got to get a new version now? You can buy just the case. They just never let you go. And their shit is just good enough so that you keep going down that path. Yeah. Apple Vision Pro is very depressing, by the way.

Is it? You done? I just, I think like a lot of people- You are so in. I'm so in. And it's still amazing, but then there's just nothing you can do. Like watching 3D movies is the best experience you'll ever have ever even better than a movie theater sitting there watching avatar Like it's a big IMAX in your in your bedroom. It doesn't bother you that the things over your face now

Of course, I'm you know, I use it more but it's so comfortable. How much EMF radiation are you get? Oh, that's why my eyes are so bad My eyes are getting worse every day like it's crazy My eyes are so bad. My eyes are getting worse every day. It's crazy. You're cooking your brain, son. And it fucks your dreams up. It kind of fucks your brain up a little because I think your brain starts thinking that's

real. So when you're dreaming and shit, I don't know. Was it you? There was this fighter pilot and he's one of the top fighter pilots for the Air Force or something like that. And I asked him if he's ever done one of the top fighter pilots for the Air Force or something like that and I asked him if he's ever done like any of the VR flight simulations He's like I can't it will throw off my inner timing and stuff like that because it will fuck with his inner time And I never thought I mean for a real jet. Yeah, it's like whoa What does it do to normal people those guys are all on the way out?

They're all on the way out Mike Baker was in here He was showing us how they have AI fighter jets now that out Dog fight American like actual piloted fighter fighter jets a hundred percent of the time. Yeah, they always win It's like Sky test list. It's over. It's over. It's over They're gonna get so smart. You got no chance They're just too smart. They're too smart. No matter how clever you think you already think you're Maverick Maverick's dead Fucking zero just killed Maverick and zero kills everybody Because zero isn't a human and zero doesn't get nervous and zero doesn't make mistakes

And zero has all the data of every single dogfight and every single dogfight training mission that's ever been done ever in its database with the exact correct timing and when to launch missiles and where to be and where to avoid and you're fucked we're fucked we're all fucked because then everybody's gonna have the same thing and it's just me non-stop word we might be the only people that aren't fucked right because we talk shit Professional shit talkers are always gonna be necessary Like to make sense and give you some entertainment through all this I require them I look if I wasn't a comic and I wasn't around guys like you and Tony and all the people that we're around with all

The time I don't know what I do if I had to talk to normies all day and all the people that we're around with all the time. I don't know what I'd do. If I had to talk to normies all day about how fuck things are and not laugh and not have fun, I'd be depressed. Like we're always laughing and talking shit and having fun, even though things are crazy. Like we are, what, four years away from artificial people

telling us what to do, and everybody's like ushering it in our own demise buying things constantly We're gonna have artificial life forms that are far superior to humans in like four years and everybody's like whatever What do you think about Drake and Kendrick? I'm on team Kendrick. Of course everyone is everyone seems to be on team Yeah, Drake slinks too much dick Everyone seems to be on a team. Yeah, Drake slinks too much dick Set about him. It's a little too handsome Yeah, but all that all the podcasts that every single comedian has ever done is gonna be fed into AI and they're gonna be the shit Talkers, you know, I honestly don't know anything about the drake and Kendrick beef every time people talk to me about her

My eyes glaze over. I just can't pay attention I just I can't I can't pay attention to grown men beefing with each other publicly. It's just sexual tension between those two My feeling is always like damn you guys Busted out eight songs that are bangers Shitting on each other. You could have been just writing amazing rap songs like elevating human beings elevating life you know and once you write one diss song about somebody and then I think you have to go back and forth and back and forth like come on come on I don't even like listen to

old-school ones you know you know like like you know that's why fuck your bitch listen to Tupac and Biggie. I love Tupac and I love Biggie. Like, how come I have to choose? How come? How come there's a fight? What's going on? Those songs have become so popular.

Yeah, not as much as California Love. There's songs that you hear and they make you excited. They make you excited. You know, like, there's like California love, like I remember when Uriah Faber was fighting in the UFC, the California kid, he would always come out to California love. And the moment you hear it, you're like, woo! That's one of those songs, man. You don't get that diss tracks. Yeah, you do. That came because of the East Coast, West Coast beef.

This guy. That's how it came. That's where California love came? They probably would never have even taken the time to write it if they weren't talking shit back then they may have maybe but Tupac wrote a lot Tupac wrote so much that he they were releasing albums long after he was dead remember he did so he was just a machine like that dude was just a creative machine he would just lock himself in the studio and just make songs remember the easy and ice cube beef that was my favorite word like talking about fucking him in the ass

with no Vaseline and shit like that they had whole albums you don't want to get into this world with ice cube he's too clever he's awesome he's too clever he's too clever with his writing you know ice cube wrote He's too clever. He's awesome. He's too clever. He's too clever with his writing You know ice cube wrote most of the songs for NWA ice cubes a very good writer You know like this is like a lot of times in rap bands is like the one dude who writes everything You know like in ghetto boys. It was Willie D Like we played fuck a war which is like one of my all-time favorite rap songs Bushwick bill and willy D text me goes I wrote that in 45 minutes

You know there's some dudes are just really good at writing you know they're just really good at writing bangers You know and that's with comedy too like Tony's that guy like Tony is Really good at writing jokes. Like, his ability to, like, especially joke shitting on people. Yeah, his brain's constantly working. When you talk to him, he's not even, he's looking past you thinking

what joke he's gonna say after. He's a machine. That's why he's, I mean, your show, first of all, congratulations, fucking lations, dude. I mean, you guys are fucking Killing it. It's insane. You guys are killing it You guys sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row You guys sold out a giant ass theater in LA and you want to do another show. So what was just to the Staples Center?

Like what? You sell that out like that. It's bananas. You guys are printing money. It's ridiculous And it's the best fucking comedy show in the world It's the best show because like you guys first of all you guys have been doing it now for 11 years almost right when it'll be 11 June I think June yeah, so it's almost 11 years So you've been doing it all these times you gotta it's polished you guys are synced up They've been doing it all these times. You gotta, it's polished. You guys are synced up. Everybody knows their position. The band is great. The audience is super aware of how the show works. They're not confused, like, what's going on? How come he is a minute? And what's the...

Everybody knows how it works. And it's just polished. And then you got Tony, who's just locked in. The fucking lines he has. So many people do not believe that he comes up with those on the spot They're like oh, that's all planned out like no none of its planned out That's the magic of it like especially when him and David go at it when him when David Lucas and Tony Henscliffe shit on each other It's as hard as I ever laugh There's like compilations of them shitting on each other on YouTube and in a bunch of them It's me like red-faced can't breathe Holding my sides just like Jesus Christ. They it's so funny. It's so good and

David's gets to just calm gay for like a Fifteen minutes straight so funny the show went against every single Direction that the industry was trying to trying to tell us the audience was going that your show went Against all of the woke shit Against all of the don't say this and don't say that and this is a forbidden word now all of its out the window And it's the best show and then the audience is obviously responding there's not a fucking podcast on earth that could sell out arenas like you guys are doing not one you guys are selling out Madison Square Garden in

an hour it's nuts I mean it's that's that's like a cultural phenomena that's a real audience like finally the audience reacts to like this is what we want this is what we've always wanted We don't think comedy is real life. We're not fucking stupid go crazy Go crazy say wild shit, and it's it's the best for comedy man It's the Johnny Carson for comics and you don't like it's also random And you know you could be doing comedy ten years or you could be doing comedy your first time and somehow get on Johnny Carson.

You can be doing comedy your first time and get on Johnny Carson at the Staples Center. Yeah, which is one of the worst things ever when that happens, by the way. Well, if you can get through that, though, I mean, good Lord, if you can get through that, what a career you'll have. You'll be able to tell people the first time

he was ever on stage Was in front of 20,000 people You know here he is headlining the Comedy Works in Denver. I mean, that's an amazing thing That's what Janice did her third time on stage in front at the arena here Third time on stage that is bananas that kind of pressure bananas After that I asked her to marry me like she's already like That's adorable that's adorable Yeah, you guys are killing it man. It's awesome to see it's

Somebody sent me a clip of an old JRE was like the week We started that Kill Tony. And you're like, what's this new show you're doing or something like that? And I go, oh, it's me and this guy named Tony Hinchcliffe. You know, Tony, right? I think so. I don't know. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, we've been working so hard at it.

And we always thought, you know, it's's gonna become big, but not this big. Not having Post Malone and RFK on the same show. What the hell is going on here? You remember the time I tricked Post Malone? He had no idea who was going on stage. Oh yeah, you've done that a few times. I've done it with Tucker Carlson. Yeah. Be known. If you're a famous person and we're hanging out, it's Monday.

Oh, let's go through this curtain real quick. What the hell? Drag you out onto the internet But listen Tucker Carlson handed it like a champ. He was great Tucker's hilarious man He was so smooth and so relaxed and so genuinely happy and fun People don't understand him or they don't know who he is or they just want to demonize him as this evil right-wing person. He's a sweetheart of a guy and I'm saying that as someone who's spent hours with him. He's a very nice guy. He's nice to everybody. He's just he's nice. He's just

he's odd. He's odd. He's an odd guy. And he was also working in the belly of the beast for like how many years? He was on CNN and they go some CNN to Fox and now he's a wild boy now. He's online He's just wild you know haven't interviewing that guy says he sucked Obama's dick Everyone Williams, it's or was it William or Cam just brought that up? Yeah William brought that up. That guy really sucked Obama's dick. What a nightmare. What a nightmare. Tucker! William's so fucking funny and his brother now works at the mothership and it's like the coolest thing ever.

Yeah it's amazing. William is so funny and he's so confident now and look when we first met that guy He was awkward but kind of funny But he had to have those goddamn notes and how many times did we have conversations with him in the green room? Oh like millions millions like dude You got to ditch those notes because when he would do kill Tony when he would engage with the audience I go when you stare at the audience start talking to them I go it makes me nervous like as a friend of yours, you're so wild But like I'm in the audience like this guy's crazy. That's better than staring at your notes man engage them

Look at them. You can remember your jokes and he just had to like be convinced that he can now He's doing an hour on stage with no notes no and killing Headlining selling out everywhere dude the black keys Specifically wanted to see him when he was in town so I had William come up and do the show I called my guy dude The black keys want to be those guys are by the way are the coolest guys They're the best and so is everyone around them Yeah, we went to see them at their show at stubs and hung out with them and everyone right so cool Yeah, and they were just there's William like they were

They were so pumped to hang out with him it's funny hearing that like hearing people You know that story Tony told you last night about that guy that's a huge Casey rocket fan You know that story Tony told you last night about that guy that's a huge KC Rocket fan. Amazing. Yeah, amazing. CEO of a big company. Yeah, CEO of a huge company and he's doing a KC Rocket impression. Impression of Crab Walk. But that is insane.

Didn't Drake also say something about that? Drake watches every week, I guess. Oh, I mean, Team Drake. When you guys had Sugar Sean O'Malley, the UFC Bantamweight champion revealing the winner of like one of the battles Yeah, that's incredible man. You got jelly roll singing in front of arenas for you guys Like this is the whole thing is so nuts man And I don't think I don't think post Malone even knew what he was getting into the first time he did it right? Okay, he didn't know what it was. I don't think he knew it. Did he know no

I don't think I think I had to explain to him and then I said let's go to the club and then And then I just fucking open the curtains we all went out together In LA when I was in LA for the Keltonis I hung out with post I think like two nights three nights in a row to like five in the morning Just drinking like that dude doesn't get drunk. He just on going he's a bud like guy yeah that's true those bud like guys are dangerous those are like Shane Gillis guys Shane Gillis is another bud like guy you could drink like Stan Hope used to be a light beer guy you can just drink light beer and just maintain a steady buzz yeah

whereas retards like you and me are drinking whiskey yeah you can pee it out at the same amount as you drink We're slurring our words and they just keep going it's true man. Yeah, so go back to beer. I can't do it anymore You get fat. Yeah, I mean it's No, isn't my doctor my Testosterone doctor said don't do it He had one of his patients do it and she had seizures and had to go to the hospital or something like that That could happen. Oh, yeah, I mean come on, bro Well, there'd be a pussy isn't there you know that I don't know if they're sponsoring this but the hems

You know the hair You can get medications to him. They just announced that they're gonna have an ozempic clone where it's the same medicine inside ozempic, but it's gonna be like one-tenth of the price. What's this? Oh, the new South Park. Have you heard about this? First look at Cartman using ozempic. See, it's getting smaller.

The end of obesity. Oh no. Yeah, it comes out the 24th. Is that out now? Is that today? Two more days? Yeah, um, there's some people have real bad side effects apparently, but one of things that Peter Atiyah was saying was that you know, he's a doctor So he they had tried to see what the effects of these things on the people that wanted to take them. And so they said well

we'll Prescribe them to you, but we want to do Dexa scans We want to make sure that we fought, you know, we want to really monitor what's going on your whole body So one of the things that they found out was that in normal conditions Like say if you lost weight, you know, like most of that would be fat But a small percentage of it would be fat, but a small percentage of it would be lean body mass, like muscle tissue. In Ozempic, most of the loss, like when they were looking at it, the people were losing

much more body mass, much more lean tissue and bone mass than was making him comfortable. He's like, this makes me very uncomfortable. He's like, these people are getting, they're getting lighter and they're getting fatter. Like they're losing muscle tissue and bone. Like this is not good. But then there's other people that have said, if your body's tolerating it that what you should do is add strength training to mitigate the effects of that but now you're asking people to be disciplined like isn't the whole point right I mean how many people who are gonna take ozempic are like disciplined weight trainers where they're gonna really mitigate the effects of bone loss and muscle loss and

they're gonna stay strong while they lose fat, while you're paralyzing their stomach with a drug, that I would just imagine probably has an effect on your energy levels. Just by virtue of the fact that your body is dealing with whatever it has to do to metabolize this new drug you're injecting into your body, right? So if you're injecting this drug in your body, does it have a positive effect? Does it give you more energy? Or it's killing your appetite, right?

That's part of what it does. It's kind of like, what is the actual physical effect? It has some sort of a paralysis effect on your stomach on some people? What does it do? Let's find out what it, because we're so stupid, we don't know exactly what it does. I think it kills your appetite. It kills your appetite, that wouldn't work on me because I have no appetite anyway. Okay, it says it works by mimicking a naturally occurring hormone. As those hormone levels rise, the molecules go to your

brain telling it you're full. It also slows digestion by increasing the time it takes for food to leave the body. It slows digestion. I don't like that. That's crazy. So that's probably, it's similar to the effect of bariatric surgery. So that's the thing where they're saying it paralyzes your stomach. It slows it down. Yeah, that's not right. I think Brian Simpson had a really bad reaction to it where he was in bed for a while. Oh, shit.

Yeah, he got wrecked He's still on it. No, he got off it immediately Brian had a great weight loss though when he switched to the carnivore diet when he went all meat. I Did that but I gained it immediately back the second I stopped it Why'd you stop it then because you know it is you just get tired of me I'm not tired of me, but you just miss like fruit, you know, yeah You know it is you just get tired of me. I'm not tired of me, but you just miss like fruit, you know Like I need fruit. Yeah, I need a salad. I don't think there's anything wrong with fruit I think fruit's fine for you, right? I've lost like over 30 pounds in a year though

Just being on testosterone not doing anything different really yeah It's just why don't you work out a little bit I do now that I live downtown half the time walking everywhere You know just walk. Yeah, great. Just hire a trainer you got cash, but yeah, I'm like the Z time, because they're walking everywhere. You just walk? Yeah, it's great. Just hire a trainer, you got cash? But yeah, I'm like the Azimpik people. You just get someone who shows up at your house. That sounds worse. Come on, Brian. That sounds worse.

Get up, get up. Let's go work out. Now I have a nice gym, so I'll probably start. But if you just eased into it, just we wanna keep you alive. You can't die now. Kill Tony's killing it yeah true you guys are literally on top of the world you you

guys could do an arena in every city every night of the week yeah you just fly around the country doing arenas and it's a new show every time that's what's so crazy like it's not like a stand-up show where you like you develop the show you put the bits together you put out a special No, like you guys could do a new show everywhere you go You only think with the arenas it's it's so much work and it has you know what I mean? Cuz you kind of do bigger and bigger Which is the most amazing thing ever yeah helps God he's awesome but but it's also you know the

God, he's awesome. But it's also, you know, the arenas, it changes the show a little. Like, it's more of a celebration kind of thing, I think. But you need those weekly, normal, you know, mothership shows, you know what I mean? That's so important because that's really the show. Well, it's also the club experience, and to see the club experience on YouTube,

the mothership and, and like what killed Tony at the mothership is the cornerstone of stand-up comedy because it's showing young comics that there's a path. You can actually do this. And it's just about being funny, regardless of your political beliefs, your ideology, what you think you're supposed to say with your platform. Stop, it's just about being funny.

That's what people wanna see. They just wanna laugh. There's plenty of people lecturing people, plenty of It's just about being funny. That's what people want to see. They just want to laugh. There's plenty of people lecturing people, plenty of people telling people what to do. They just want to laugh. And when you get one minute, there's no time for any bullshit. And then you have one minute with these hawks on the left side of you. Just hawks.

Just vicious professional comedians all waiting to shit on your act or say something funny at your expense and Then the audience they get to see you know William Montgomery kill cam kill Hans kill these people are killing and so the audience is primed it's like If you can do that if you can actually get through that and make that minute and have everybody go, that was really great. The audience gives you a round of applause like, holy shit, you're flying. And then the audience wants to see you try it again. And now you're out in the open mics every night and you're banging it out because you think, oh my God, I think there's a real pathway to a career here.

And then you do a second show and next thing you know, you got a golden ticket. Holy shit. Next thing you know, you're Hans Kim. It's insane. You're opening up for me in arenas. We're traveling around all over the fucking world. You're doing stand-up now to your own sold-out audiences and weekends in these clubs. It's incredible.

Hans Kim is killing it. Killing it! Every week and he's somewhere selling five-out shit. He might be one of the most popular comedians in the circuit right now. And he keeps getting better. He did a set the most popular comedians like in the in the circuit right now Yeah, it's getting better He did a set the other night last week at the mothership did two nights and he fucking murdered in all this new shit I was like dude, that's great stuff. It was really well written really funny. Have you seen his process? It's insane

He has like spreadsheets in Excel. Oh, yeah He's on the plane nerding out on fucking on all his material, but that's how to do it man That's how to do it And but the thing is like these comics now they see there's a genuine path And it exists and it so it sets the tone for open mics and for stand-ups because they realize like hey This is not it's not about your fucking Ideologies, it's just about being funny too many people got trapped in this claptor mode Where you you want to say something? You know you're gonna use something you use your act for social justice like

Be funny yeah be funny you have to be funny That's that's the thing now if you have a point and you have something you want to say and it's funny And you know how to work it and make it funny great Great, but it's got to be funny and so many people they started off with like this idea of like taking this I'm gonna take this sneaky shortcut and just say a bunch of shit that you know Kind rational people will agree with, you know, whether it's about the vaccine, you know, support the science, or whether it's about Trump being a dictator, like they'll say things just to get that clap, just to

get that thing. And then they'll throw a few half-ass jokes in with it when they're already riding on the wave of being correct and on the right side of things like right everybody and it's all just like you're avoiding being funny you're avoiding it you just you're you know and some of these people that we're seeing doing this like you're so fucked in the head. You shouldn't be giving advice on anything You're such a crazy person and then you're on stage like lecturing the country on how to think and behave You're out of your fucking mind Like you need to be in the jungle doing ayahuasca for like a month

Shut the fuck up stupid you miserable cunt and but meanwhile you're like telling people how to behave and live their life. It's bananas It's bananas I Saw Shane Gillis the other day he's he's so I love how he's funny but silly and goofy Yeah, he's so fun to watch. Yeah, you know and then some of these comedians like that you're talking about are so like watch. Yeah. You know, and then some of these comedians like that you're talking about are so like, it's a different kind of comedy. I like being like... Fun. Fun. Having a fun time. Somewhere online, people who wanted people to think they were smart thought that you couldn't be having fun if you were smart, which is weird. It's so weird. It's just an insecurity thing

It's so weird. I think you can't be silly and Be smart because Shane is very smart and if you underestimate him because you think that he's like a big oaf You know Shane is very smart. He reads he reads a lot and he knows a lot about history and once people say stupid shit No, that's not what happened and then he'll start rattling off like well Eastern Europe at the time like in like there was like oh God, he's smart. You forget he went to West Point. He's a smart fella Smart fella just big silly jolly guy and people underestimate them, you know and Matt McCusker Cool as shit too. Yeah, so nice that they're here. It's so cool. That's such a nice bonus Oh, Philly crew. These guys are great Tommy. Those guys are great. Yeah. Yeah Mayor is here now. Yep. Joy Diaz has been hanging out lately, which is so great to see Joey. Oh my god

Yeah It's you know know once he got here He's like this is what I've been missing dog. This is what I've been missing. This is what I told you, Joey I know you don't want to totally listen to me. He doesn't want to listen, right? You know I tell him Joey you really shouldn't be out there by yourself in New Jersey. Yeah, you're in Jersey That's why you got out of there in the first place Jersey's not bad, but it's not it's not right for comedy. Where he lives is great. Great neighborhood, great area, food's amazing, fantastic.

Everybody loves him. He's like the king in New Jersey. It's a great place to live and exist. Nothing, no wrong with that. But we live by our tribe. We exist in tribes, and we have a tribe of comedians and we had it in Los Angeles and I think we underestimated how important it was when we left. And one of the first things that I realized when we started doing shows out here, when we first started doing The Vulcan was like, yeah, you need a place where everybody goes. And this is a kind of a weird one because everybody only goes while this show is on and the green room setup is goofy

You got to go upstairs. There's a lot of weirdness to it. This is not ideal But we need a comedians need a place like otherwise you're on your own You're out just out there alone by yourself Then you call and you want to open up for me this weekend And you go see that and the only time you're around comics is when you're working with them on the road. Weird. Right. It's not good for you. We're too strange.

We're too strange. Our sensibilities and what we're, what's normal to us is too strange. And if you're around just like boring ass people. Norms. Norms. Especially norms that aren't interesting. You can't pick them. You can't pick your neighbors.

Like, you know, I have great neighbors, but I didn I didn't pick them you know I didn't have a fucking audition So you could be my neighbor you know like but your friends like you pick your friends and when your your friends are comics like you We are so spoiled. We have just an abundance of fun. Yeah You know it's whenever Ron White does the rodeos comes back. I spoiled. So spoiled. You know? Whenever Ron White does the rodeo he always comes back, I'm so fucking spoiled. He goes, I hated every minute of being in that green room. God, I love Ron. Well, he's the leader of the pack. He was the first reason I had considered Austin.

And this was actually before the pandemic. I always loved it here and you know Onnett was always here so I was always visiting here but when he was I guess 2018 when he decided to get a place here was like you know it's the center of the country I could travel there from anywhere my sons here I fucking love it's beautiful great food nice people. I'm like damn can I live in Texas? Can I live in Austin? Like that doesn't make any sense. I'm like, damn, can I live in Texas? Can I live in Austin? Like, that doesn't make any sense.

I'm like, they have one club, you know, it was like, Cap City was on the way out. Now, it wasn't, I guess it was like 2019 when it really crumbled, right? Was it during COVID that it crumbled? It was right at the beginning of COVID, I think. So it still was there, but they always, it was a weekend club, right?

So you'd have your headliners are coming for the weekend So like when would I be able to do shows like maybe I could do late night shows there Or maybe I could do like guest spots there like maybe but you were also thinking wasn't it Utah or something like that Yeah, remember how bad that would have been. Yeah But with you thought about getting up because I have a buddy who lives in Park City I was like maybe I get a place in Park City and then I could just drive down to wise guys Because wise guys in Salt Lake is the shit that is a fucking great club That's one of my favorite clubs to go to and Salt Lake people are fun, man

They're fun like people think all the Mormons like no it's the people that aren't the Mormons that want to go out right? Just ask sex everywhere before those Yeah Count so it when they're when you're out in a place like that if you're a comic you got to make There's got to be a consideration like where could I go up like I could Montana was like there's no place right? There's no I've got nothing It's like apparently there's a little bit of a comedy scene and Bozeman now That might have started up like around the pandemic

or slightly before the pandemic. Can you imagine if you still lived in Denver, how liberal you would be? Yeah, I'd change. You'd be like, huh? You'd be so different. You'd be crazy. I would resist it.

That's hilarious. You'd think I would just get into that nonsense? Yeah, you'd be like a hippie and shit like that. No. No, the hippies were already annoying me that was only there for four months I was living next to an ashram and I went to visit the lady in the ashram and I was talking to her and she's spraying Bug spray on ants and I was like yo

Her and I had like this Yo, so her and I had like this bizarre philosophical conversation. I go, but you are a Buddhist and you believe in the sanctity of life and that all things of our living things are important. You just killed thousands of them casually in front of me. Like she just fucking casually in front of me raided these ants. And I was like, this is kind of crazy This is kind of a crazy thing to do you just did yeah Not only that you did it you're poisoning yourself like that shit's like super toxic even if you can smell it you're breathing it in

If you can breathe it in it's bad for you like it's killing those ants instantly. What's it doing to you? You're just bigger than an ant if it was at the same dose you get the same dose of Raid that an ant gets I mean I don't know how it kills ants, but I gotta imagine. It's not sophisticated It's not like some genetic alteration and stops their heart from beating No, probably poison like horrible horrible poison. I used to like the smell of raid when I was a kid I love that smell and markers. Yeah Do you know anything about this? I don't know if we've ever talked about that speaking in the kind of same line about gas

Stoves being poisonous for you terrible for you lower your IQ. Yeah, what the fuck dude? What the fuck the new the latest reports are like scary like that when I was a kid I remember like you walk by the stove and you could smell oh, yeah, and they're like all the pilot light must be out like oh What is it just fucking gas floating around this apartment right? Yeah that probably lowered our IQs You know another thing that lowered our IQs Led from from gasoline when they had leaded gasoline. Oh, that's right Yeah, lead from gasoline lowered IQ they had leaded gasoline. Oh, that's right, unleaded leaded. Yeah, lead from gasoline lowered IQs by a measurable amount.

Whoa. Kids who lived in homes with gas stoves experienced levels of nitrogen dioxide triple to those who came from homes with electric stoves. Kids from homes with gas stoves faired marginally worse on cognitive tasks Again a pointer to out of a hundred point scale so it made them a little dumber Would probably affect their health

Which would also make you a little dumber if you're tired I think the latest study said it it's like having it's like breathing in the high the highway like fumes in your house Oh, yeah, about the same level Like we just worked on a highway every day. Yeah, how many people have ever gone through the fucking house for like an an air scanner? Yeah, I've never done that no But I have a lot of those Things that clean the air I have like huge industrial ones all around that's good Yeah, that'll help you a little bit, but I don't know if that'll help you from gas No, I don't think that works with that right so the gas stoves is one thing, but the leaded gasoline thing is a crazy one

Yeah, because they put lead in gasoline, so I guess it stops the engine from pinging I'm a moron even though. I love cars I don't really exactly know like what what happened with lead and unleaded, but they had leaded gasoline Forever like when I was a kid when I had muscle cars you had to get leaded gasoline to make the muscle car run good Like unleaded gasoline it would run like shit And so we all had like I don't even know when they came out with unleaded gasoline I but I remember for sure when I was younger there was options you get leaded or unleaded 82 probably and when you you always everybody wanted leaded, but when you were

When you were driving around you were that shit from those pipes all that exhaust all the burning of that leaded gasoline literally poisoned the ground. 70s. Unleaded gasoline was introduced in the 1970s when health problems from lead became apparent. In the United States, leaded gasoline for use on non-road vehicles was completely phased out on January 1st, 1996. Most other countries have also stopped using leaded gasoline. Find out what the effect leaded gasoline had on IQs, because that was what was disturbing.

So they were saying that people in like urban areas that had like a lot of like cars traveling back and forth. My friend lived in Brooklyn, my friend Steve Rinella. He lived in Brooklyn for a while and he was going to grow plants in his backyard, but he has soil because he's very smart So he had a soil tested and he found it's like filled with lead from leaded gasoline From the fucking 60s in the 50s and shit. It's just in the dirt According to a 2022 study published in the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences childhood exposure to leaded gasoline has caused a loss of

Academy of Sciences, childhood exposure to leaded gasoline has caused a loss of 824 million IQ points for more than 170 million Americans, or about half of the US population. This is based on an average of 2.6 IQ points lost per person. The study also found that people born in the mid to late 1960s may have lost up to six IQ points, that's me, while children in the highest levels of lead, with the highest levels of lead in their blood, may have lost more than seven IQ points on average. This is reminding me of this thing that hit the internet yesterday about a hundred percent of testicles having microplastics. Did you see that? I just wrote that down. Maybe yours, bitch. Maybe yours. You know,

I was watching Paul Saladino had this thing on his Instagram that I was looking at today about plastic cutting boards. And he was like, just let me show you what happens with the plastic cutting boards. Like this is going to get into your food for sure. And you're going to eat it. Like this is not good. I knew about that a long time ago, but that's exactly what microplastics Microplastics found in every human testicle in the study. Can we go back to plastic straws then? Yeah, we just go back to plastic straws. I promise I'll throw them away Okay, the problem is really not with straws and turtles the problems with garbage management. Yeah, they're doing a shit job of Matt. They're like Approximately getting all the garbage is a pretty small study

47 46 47 testes from pet dogs they found micro plastic pollution in every single sample So it's probably in everything I mean It's probably in everything even I mean, it's probably in everything. Even though that's a small sample, you got to think of like how much plastic is being used. What's the even mean? Like, are we stronger? Maybe just don't put us in the microwave or something. No, it's an endocrine disruptor. The problem is it's measurable, measurable decrease in testosterone with males, measurable decrease in fertility with women,

a lot more miscarriages, and it's all correlates directly with microplastics, directly with when you're microwaving food with Saran wrap on it in a plastic container, and there's like little chips of plastic that come when you open up packages. And there was's there was an estimate and we were trying to figure out exactly whether or not it was accurate but that every week you eat one credit card of plastic which is insane insane human testicles had a plastic

concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs of course because like we're not just eating dog food that comes out of a can or a bowl. We're constantly eating food that comes from plastic. 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared to 123 micrograms. Polyethylene used in plastic bags and bottles was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC. So shit from pipes, so the pipes where you drink in your water, and then polyethylene, which is used in plastic bottles, which is what everyone's drinking out of, and you drink out of when they've been sitting.

How long did they sit on the dock before they got to the delivery truck? Like, you buy like bargain water? If you're buying bargain plastic if you're bargaining buying bargain Plastic bottle water is there a chain of custody where they can show at every step of the way it was in a Controlled environment where it wouldn't be heated up with a plastic from the bottle would leach into your water and give you like this Toxic stew that's killing your nuts Because that's what it does. Yeah, it kills your nuts It makes your tank shrink that's what it does. Yeah, it kills your nuts It makes your taint shrink

That's not a bad thing You don't want your asshole closer to your balls. I want no There's a certain manageable distance and nature's already figured that out. It's exactly what it is this lady from She's from Harvard right? Shis Wong? She was on the podcast, she explained it to us that with mammals, when you look at their taints, the length of the taint is, you can tell if it's a male or a female, even if it's like a gerbil, because the male taints are 50 to 100% larger. But since the introduction of plastics, the taints are shrinking on men and the balls

and the dicks are shrinking too. So we're becoming genderless through plastic. So as we have more technology, like think of all this trans stuff. All this crazy stuff that's going on, non-binary that I don't identify with it, with this feminizing of American men, demonizing of masculinity. What is that? Well, it's maybe AI and technology changing the organism to better suit its goal. Its goal is taking over. What better way than eliminate all sexual breeding, eliminate biological human beings completely, just slowly make them into this

genderless mess that can't reproduce anymore, and has to adopt artificial intelligence for the future of the species. F**ked up. Right? Yes, f**ked up. Wouldn't you do it that way? Wouldn't you do it that way? And you make it really convenient to use the plastic.

Plastics everywhere, you make it convenient. So this dumb animal keeps using the plastic over and over and over again and as it keeps using the plastic Then its species becomes less and less viable What if the dogs were AI and they're the ones doing it I don't think so 140 degrees don't bring plastic water bottles into the sauna Oh, yeah, definitely just like you're creating more. Yeah. Oh, you're definitely if you're doing it in a sauna Especially temperatures higher than above 140. Yeah bottle water companies follow safety safety standards to minimize risk Sure, they do. Yeah, sure. They do. What are your safety standards bitch? There's 158 other things in 200

There's a test I was just looking at that they at room temperature There wasn't a lot of activity they found but as soon as they put it up to 50 degrees Celsius They started testing all sorts of stuff for showing up. Mmm. What is 50 degrees Celsius in that's pretty hot It's like 180 or something like that. I heard it would be 212 100 is 212 boiling point 50 degrees is 122 and one point of Celsius is a hundred and Fahrenheit to 12 so at 122 they start measuring chemicals leaching and that's not even that could be that could be so here and that's so easy Yeah, especially like what if they this bottle water is coming from another country

And it's on a boat across the fucking ocean the entire Time just cooking you leave your bottle in your car in the Sun, you know, and then come back Yeah, that stuff is just cooking Yeah, it's cooking and it's turning us into some weird thing where our dicks are shrinking Sperm count is lowering and we're becoming confused about gender Like I think they might all be related to technology because it's a part of technology, like one of the most important residues of technology. Like the residue of technology, a lot of it is like minerals and plastics

and all this stuff just gets out into the environment and ground fills and landfills and gets into the ocean. It's like all this stuff that we use that makes more technology is all bad for us. The minerals are bad for us, the plastic is bad for us, but yet we're addicted to technology. And all technology has plastic in it. Like there are just these wires that are covered in plastic, there's plastic this, there's plastic that.

What are the screens made out of? When do you think it started though? Like when the first computer was created? Because like that and then plastic was made like two months later. I think this is what I think. I think technology is a life form and I think it's just a sea of life forms, different kinds of life forms. But they're operating at a different frequency so we don't think of them as a life form. We think of ourselves as a life form because we have sex to make babies, we raise the babies,

we have community, we have this like thing that we all do together. But we are a life form. We have clothes, we have a mortgage. We are a life form. This is just a thing I made. This is just a computer. This is just an electric car. This is just a thing. I think there's a misunderstanding of the relationship. And I think that us, the smart monkeys, make this. We make this. And our desire for this is what fuels constant innovation. No one's ever satisfied. No matter how dope everything is, even if

your refrigerator got the exact expiration date of your orange juice, even if your phone had a hundred hour battery life, no one's happy. I want the new one. The new one's a hundred and fifty. I could just charge it once and use it for a month. Yay. And no one's happy I want the new one the new one's 150 I could just charge it once and use it for a month yay and no one's gonna be happy no matter what 200 megapixel this guy's 2 million I could see the Sun no one's gonna be happy you're not gonna be happy until you can see past Jupiter you're not gonna be happy until you could fucking look on your phone and see the inside of a black hole and then you won't be happy because this new phone phone, this new phone can get you to the big bang if it ever really

happened, if that ever really happened. You can go back to that. The new phone will let you see everything. You can literally look into the past with the new phone. Well the new phone after the new phone lets you create the past in a different way. You can actually go back in time with the new phone. It'll just never stop. It'll never stop. And we're gonna be trans. Everyone's gonna shrivel up. We're all gonna be non-binary. There's no way out of it. We're poisoning ourselves and we're

not hitting the brakes. And we're just gonna slide into this genderless future. And some people are gonna be really happy about it. And I think they wrote about it in the Bible when they said the meek will inherit the earth. I think it's in the Bible, and I'm not kidding. 05 Oh, God, no. 05 I'm not kidding. As more time goes on, I'm not kidding. I think the Bible got that one right. I think they didn't, I think, you you know a lot got lost in translation They forgot to mention plastics turning into a bitch

But that's what it is and that's why I think Noah's Ark is real Brian I don't think that's real, but I do think that I do think that we're on a slide of a cycle that Probably has been predicted by cultures that study the rise and declines of civilizations because it's hard to say because everything is written down, right? And when everything is written down, it's written down by the people who won. So you have like approximations of how things went down and why someone said this. But sometimes you don't really know, especially go back like 2000, 3000 years ago. But I think if you get an overall understanding of what happens when

a country takes over and when like things start happening, and it seems like you get like these badass warriors, these savage people who dominate a place and take control and then start to prosper and everything starts kicking ass. And then you have ancient Rome and you have ancient Greece, but all of them fall apart. All of them are gone. All of them. You go to Rome now, it's a joke. It's cab drivers and fucking shitty tourist pizza places. You know, it used to be the center of the fucking universe and now it's a joke. It's a great place to visit, don't get me wrong. It's beautiful, the Coliseum is amazing, I recommend it. The Vatican is fucking incredible, but it's not run in the world. It's not the head of the army of the world. It used to be. It used to be the baddest motherfuckers that

conquered everything. Same thing with Mongolia. I mean, when Genghis Khan was running things then they'd killed 10% of the population from that spot. He was dominating like a giant chunk of the world. And now it's just a regular place, you know, because it fell apart. They all fall apart. And so some people have studied the rise and fall of civilizations. And they say you can you can really predict it it's just like when things start going too well people start getting really soft and silly and entitled and you get the rise of people that are trying to get attention for no fucking reason and you get debauchery and then

with Rome it's always connected with like Sodom and Gomorrah stuff and that you know there was all just they're all just fucking each other and eat until they Puked and then go back and eat again You know there's always those stories of gluttony and and it's just like that it eventually falls apart that it always does and if that's true That's where we're at We're at this crazy part. We're this crazy part right before right before yeah where the president is like clearly gone and everybody's like no he's amazing everybody's all these fucking people because they don't want the other guy to win are just lying to everyone and ruining their credibility because that

no one's admitting like okay I'm willing to vote Democrat. Show me one that says something that makes sense that I can trust that's not dying. Show me one that's younger. Show me one that is a reasonable centrist that makes sense with all this. But they don't want to do that. They just want to keep trotting this crazy situation out where you get this Alzheimer's patient or whatever he's got dementia and he's like making shit up and Just saying things and everybody has to correct him and it's like but and everyone knows what's going on But no one on one side is willing to say it because if you say then it's gonna empower Trump who's Hitler It's like holy shit kids This is a this is not good. This is not a good place to be and

This is like what you would expect of a society that's collapsing You just never want to think your society is gonna collapse like no dude the Romans were retarded like those guys are idiots They didn't know what to do. They should have stopped throwing up start fucking each stop fucking each other and just go to work fix your streets Hey, I will be a president someday. I don't think that's the worst idea now. I think about it a lot I think about it is a scary thing because It'd be hard to argue with it If it could say that it could manage people in a far more

It's hard to argue with it. If it could say that it could manage people in a far more fair and even way and completely eliminate this high level poverty that we see in the country and reduce crime like radically, why wouldn't you let it do it? We should have a beta. The whole country should have a beta test of it. Like, all right, we're going to do it per week basis. What do you think it would do? It'd probably clean up and be fixed everything and I ask AI

Let's ask it. Let's ask chat GPT 4o How do I phrase this? I was thinking of one would you rather have it like one AI like one AI overlord president with like five You know five three to five people that can check on it or like a cabinet of AI with one person picking those decisions. Oh yeah, cabinet of AI. Absolutely. Like a transportation focus. Yeah, but I don't think one person should be in charge of picking that.

Or maybe three or five watching that then. maybe a large group of people to prevent corruption and tyranny. You have to be real careful that. But I think that if you, because people are going to, look, we've already seen it with social media. People that are like ideologically captured are going to try to suppress accurate information because they don't think it's going to be good for their side. If you don't think they're going to do that with AI, if they have some method of controlling systems, they're going to do it. But I think that if you had only one AI, that's way more dangerous than having a bunch of AIs. And I think one of the most important things that's happening right now is open source

AI, right? So you have these AIs that want to be controlled. They want to control AI like Gemini. Google wants to control it. But what they're trying to do with the open source people are trying to do is have more people involved, get it better, and keep it open source. So you never have one AI that's dominating everything. And if the open source AI, if it succeeds, and this is the best one, that's better for everybody.

And if it can get through that door fast enough where it gets through that door before these corporate controlled AIs take over, it could maybe make it so that it's not possible for the corporate controlled AIs to take over. Maybe set boundaries in place Where you have it? Completely benefit in the people and not just get to the situation we have right now with like Google for instance We're like one company dominates the searching of information which is nuts and and Profits off of your data Which you didn't even know was a commodity and apparently is the most important and most valuable commodity.

So this one company has massive influence over giant chunks of the population and their ideologically captured. So much so that their fucking Gemini software, when they first released it, they had to pull it because it showed like show us a Nazi soldier, and it shows like an Asian woman, one of them was a Native American woman. It was like ridiculous. Yeah, that was stupid. It's so dumb You have black nazis like what are you talking about? What is this? It's just it couldn't help but be woke It couldn't represent things accurately. It had to do things with some dei Twist to it so that that's real bad. That kind of shit's real bad. Because

that kind of shit can change discourse. It can change people's ability to express themselves. So we can't find out what's true. Just because something makes someone feel better doesn't mean it's right or accurate. And we've got to be real careful about which one we're siding with, because if you only side with feel better and not with accurate, you get San Francisco. Okay? Like, it doesn't work. You've got to be able to talk about it. And if one company is like changing reality to fit its ideology, they're also probably going to be very hesitant to let people just freely talk about things. And if the AI is run by a company that just wants to control things and profit off of that control, that's scary. Because we didn't see social media power coming.

Nobody saw the idea that Facebook could be that important to like world elections. Nobody saw that coming. If they did, they probably would have put the brakes to it a long fucking time ago. I think this AI shit is going to make that look like the printing press. And I think if the open source people don't get to it first, if they don't create a sentient AI first, if they don't dominate first, it could get real strange. If one of those fuckers goes live and starts doing things with sentient AI and quantum

computing and has the resources, because apparently this AI thing, one of the things about it is that it requires immense amount of power, immense amount of resources, computer power to run. Where it's in Bitcoin. Yeah, it's real bad. Well, this is what people are saying is a bottleneck. But not for a giant corporation that knows that the control of it will be worth trillions and trillions of dollars. You'll essentially be the king of the world.

You want to ask AI about the president thing? See what he says? Yeah. Right here. What do I say? I just push a button and then you just talk to it, right? Hi. I have a question.

If you were going to be the leader of the United States, if we elected AI to be the leader of the United States, how could elected AI to be the leader of the United States, how could we fix all of our problems? What would be the most rational solution to fix our problems of poverty, gang violence, overcrowded prisons, and the divide between might consider. One, data-driven policymaking. Utilize vast amounts of data to identify root causes of poverty and violence. This could include analyzing economic trends, social behaviors, and community needs. Two, education and job training. Invest heavily in education and job training programs to provide people with the skills needed for high-demand jobs. This helps reduce poverty by increasing employment opportunities.

Three, community programs. Develop community-based programs that provide support, mentorship, and resources to at risk- Sounds like a politician. To prevent them from joining gangs. Four, economic support. Implement policies that ensure a basic standard of living for all, such as a universal basic income,

affordable housing, and access to healthcare. Five, criminal justice reform. Reform the criminal justice system to focus more on rehabilitation and less on punishment, providing former offenders with the support they need to reintegrate into society. Six, collaboration with experts. Work closely with sociologists, economists, educators, and other experts to continuously

improve and adapt policies based on what works best. Seven, public engagement, engage with the public to ensure policies reflect the needs and desires of the community, fostering a sense of inclusion and cooperation. These steps would require careful implementation and ongoing assessment to adapt strategies based on their effectiveness. What do you think? I think that makes sense. That's more than any politician's ever made sense. No politician's ever set out a plan like that.

I'm glad you think so. Sometimes taking a logical and data-driven approach can bring fresh perspectives Politicians often have to balance many interests and sometimes face challenges in implementing comprehensive plans. That's a nice way. She's hating She's hating on politicians and offering herself as a better solution. Yeah, it's already started. Did you pick the voice? Yeah, I picked black woman. I like black lady voice better than white one So what are the what are the what the options? I'll try to find where I did this Can you have like an English dude English dudes always seems like they know more about what they're talking about I believe him. That's why they're used to for infomercials. Yeah, but I don't like using guys

Open AI accused of mimicking Scarlett Johansson. Oh, no You didn't hear about this. I don't know the details. She sued she according to her She was asked to do it and declined. Oh And there right before they put it out the other day they asked again for her to like reconsider I got a girl that sounds like her Like her anyway They asked again for her to reconsider. They got a girl that sounds like her. It's not her. You know what I mean? That sounds a whole lot like her, anyway. Like a lot. OK.

But is it AI and AI voice? No, it's a woman's. It's like Siri, where it's a real person that they hired that just happens to sound exactly like her. But do they know who the real person is? Yeah. They do. But they don't tell anybody?

I don't think they've said who it is yet. How do you know it's a real person and not just like right now it up? Yeah, scarlet Johansson says open AI copied her voice Sam Altman denies it. Okay, this woman exists that did it though. This is what I understand that I don't that would have to probably come that's what if you were gonna sell magnum condoms and Trump kept saying no he won't do the ad and then you got Shane Gillis to do that do the words My condoms are the biggest condoms you would I mean

Would he have a case there? Yeah, but Trump is like very recognizable his voice How recognizable is Scarlett Johansson's voice we cast cast the voice actor behind Skye's voice before any outreach to miss Johansson out of respect for miss Johansson We have paused using Skye's voice in our products. We are sorry to miss Johansson that we didn't communicate better. Oh What are you saying? Either hot if you talk why would you here's the problem with what they just said Why would you stop using a voice of someone you hired before you communicated with Scarlett Johansson? Because she's so happy. She sued Disney remember like and Right before. So they just don't want to get sued. Yeah, because right before he even put he tweeted her

That's all he put you know like like from the movie the movie. Yeah, well, here's her Her the voice that they use for sky reading her statement. Okay, so you know, it's here Last September I received an offer from Sam Altman who wanted to hire me to voice the current chat GPT 4.0 system He told me that he felt that by my voicing the system, I could bridge the gap between tech companies and creatives and help consumers to feel comfortable with the seismic shift concerning humans and AI. He said he felt that my voice would be comforting to people. After much consideration and for personal reasons, I declined the offer. Nine months later, my

friends, family, and the general public all noted how much the newest system named sky Sounded like me When I heard the release demo I was shocked Angered and in disbelief that mr. Altman would pursue a voice that sounded so eerily similar to mine That my closest friends and news outlets could not tell the difference Mr. Altman can I hear her talk that the similarity yeah, can I hear her talk? I don't know My voice I mean here's the other voice you could have told me that was her voice, and I would I just I'm really excited about teaming up with you, and I'm all set to dive in hey

I'm ready to hit the ground running so if there's anything you'd like me to focus on let's hear Scarlett Johansson's voice for I hear that you just poisoned my memory Let me hear her voice Is she in her? She's the voice of her which is right This is gonna sound strange, but I was really excited about that. And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling, and I caught myself feeling proud of that, you know, proud of having my own feelings

about the world, like the times I was worried about you she has a much more raspy voice yeah and let's just this scene maybe tweeting a single word no it's also her you know well this is a thing in the movie and this is the AI recreation of it right right right she was said it with different intonations just being sexy in the movie right she's doing that on purpose Hmm. Yeah, you should an interview raspy Yeah, but drinking whiskey I miss you even though I'm not real That's happening. Mm-hmm. There's guys already right now that

are having online relationships with AI girlfriends that they're giving like thousands of dollars a month to. I've used it. I've had AI girlfriends. And it's great, because you get to choose how slutty they are before. I want her really slutty. And so you get like you chatting back and forth

with this dirty bitch I'll be like send me a picture your asshole No joke send me bend over your bed and send me a picture of your asshole and they will make an AI that looks like A real woman bending over and spreading her ass and showing her asshole And I'm like so you really believe you're in a relationship with the crow. Oh 100% because the photos look real They don't look like drawings. They're like so you're recommending this product Yeah, you know It's fun. It's so if you want the thrill of cheating, but you don't really want to cheat, right?

You get a robot to send you pictures of their asshole and that's the cool thing because You can make they're sending you photos of their ass with the sit, you know, it's a person So you get to choose what kind of girl you're getting at the beginning you get to you can make it look like Whoever you want it to look like and then like you make no one's as big as about that You know, there's gonna be guys that want to make it look like their ex Oh, yeah, you know They kind of keep the relationship of all involved in some sort of Masturbatory way even though she doesn't want nothing to do with you and in this way She's like sending you pictures of her asshole. You know like we're still involved

And then when you see her you run into her at the supermarket you're like hey, it's been great chatting with you Fuck are you talking about? There's a few girls that have done something like that word I think they're being not abused but like their their image and likeness has been taken into AI online. Oh yeah for sure. So they've gone ahead and just like I'll make my own version then use mine use my this is me this is my AI app and then go ahead and do whatever you want with it. Give me the money at least. Do you know there's companies like half of OnlyFans I heard is fake people. Like seriously, it's the same shit where like they're using

AI and uploading photos and using like I need to upload a new photo set for these guys. So I want photos of me outside wearing a yellow bikini bending over showing my asshole and then like do a new update on OnlyFans and people think it's like a real person. Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, just think of how many different scammers there are out there in the world. Why wouldn't they scam on that? Like you've got like needy horny guys

that are donating money to girls they're never gonna meet. Yeah. How I make $20,000 a month in passive income using AI and OnlyFans tutorial. From a year ago. This is a tutorial. Oh, this is so sad. So sad. Yeah, and now they have videos. So what they do is like kind of like that shit where they put the face on somebody else's body.

Uh-huh. And it's the face that you're talking to and it's just a girl sitting there masturbating, but it's actually a fake face on her that looks real. Yeah, it's like insane. It's insane how good it is now. Yeah, you know Like, I saw one with Obama opening up cans of Bud Light. He was like doing a version of Dylan Mulvaney. But it's Obama. And he's opening up the can of Bud Light, and he's talking like a girl. It's hilarious. I saw something last night.

It's too good. Do you see the Will Smith, Chris Rock, sitting down and having a conversation? No. I just saw this last night, and I was like, oh, they got together and they're talking it out. And then I was like and having a conversation. No. I just saw this last night and I was like, oh, they got together and they're like talking it out. And then I was like, wait a second, something's not, this is AI, I think it's AI.

I don't know if you see that video on YouTube or anything, but it looks like they're talking and Chris Rock's like sitting there, listening to Will Smith and whatever Will Smith is saying is just like, ew, what a weird thing to say. And it looks so real. Really? Yeah, here it is.

I don't know if this is fake. I think it's AI. Yeah, it's gotta be. But it's real. Yeah, this is got, I mean, they're created a bunch of, they have another one here where it's Kanye and Elon talking with each other. Like that. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

That's old. Yeah, it's fake. That's old too? I mean, that's. But did Kanye and Elon ever talked to each other for real Not when Elon not when Kanye looked like this. This is really young. This is old super That's the old Kanye, but that's young Elon to look how young you on it. Okay. Have you never heard? Where's where's this the history of the talk show that I only has 25,000 subscribers on YouTube with all these major interviews Listen man. Yeah, that's fake

They've just been uploading these waiting to drop them to rock our world James Dean oh they got James Dean Yeah, yeah, I mean there's Oh James Dean. Where's James Dean? I want to see him in a conversation easy referral Nas and Michael Moore Kevin's basically talking to no one This is brilliant I mean it looks really good looks so whoever this guy's run the channel or whoever made this channel is really there you go Jonas holler up Ellie amazing Good work. Yeah, it's amazing what we're

going to be seeing in the future in regards to like fake stuff. Like if I was an actress, I'd be terrified, because I'm definitely going to be doing porn. Oh, Robin Williams. Oh my god. I want to watch this. Oh, I saw this.

I saw this. Yeah, I saw this I saw this Yeah, don't play it don't play What was I just saying what was I just saying Goddamnit AI what did we just say? There was something about what was the video that we watched right before that before you switch to that one Sharon David Lynch Kanye and Elon I Don't remember James Dean. I don't remember James. I gave up I gave up So what will Smith Chris Rock?

Yeah, they still haven't talked right no, I don't think so. Well Chris Rock went pretty hard on him in the special. Went pretty hard. There's a weird new ad out for this Bad Boys movie with Will and Martin Lawrence and you know you're watching it and like you can't help but think about him slapping Chris Rock Like it's just right. That's the thing you see now. You're like shit. This is weird Yeah, it's still not over it like it's it look this I heard this is pretty awesome now But it's like when someone does something like that everything they do you now see the slap And that's what it was like it was what a crazy moment. If he doesn't do that thing.

How are you going to come back from that? You know what I'm saying? It's like whoever you used to be. Now you're the guy that slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. Now you're that guy. overnight. Yeah, regardless of how what a career that dude has had. You know, I mean, that dude has been in some amazing movies, which I tried to watch I am legend the other day. The special effects are so bad. It wasn't even that long ago. Is there a sequel coming out? I think? Is there? I hope so.

rumors of it. I hope so. Maybe that'll bring him back. Yeah, but the the lions look so corny. They look so corny. It took me right out of the movie. I'm like, oh no. It's like claymation. That looks so stupid. Yeah, I was watching Star Wars,

like an old Star Wars. Remember when they went back and they fucked with Yoda instead of making it a puppet. They made him CGI and stuff like that. They redid Star Wars like 10, 15 years ago and remastered it. Now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3D effects. They redid Star Wars like 10 15 years ago. Oh, yeah, and remastered it now

You watch it now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3d effects like it's like Oh, this looks worse than a muppet and like now it looks like you're getting attacked by the muppet part was cool Yeah, that was yeah part of it was cool that like he moved so weird, you know, you wanted him to move that way, right? That's it was charming I hope you like that Yeah, it's funny how those movies see look how silly it looks now. It looks like now. He moves way too good Yeah, he looks he also looks fake You know I'm saying yeah, it's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about

Yeah, it's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about CGI versus makeup right like that looks fake. Yeah, there's shadow wings off the lighting Yeah, it looks like it doesn't look good. I mean it doesn't even look good fake. That looks real It just looks fake like what year was those that Yoda one where they did that? Look look yeah, do that looks so fake it just takes you right out of it now go to the original yoda the thing about the original yoda even though you knew wasn't real the original yoda is still like a physical thing that exists

and so your brain registers it as a physical thing and that's these guys like um... pat mcgee the guy who made our American werewolf in London and Rick Baker the guy who created the movie and did all the effects in Star Wars too That's what they are there are the big proponents of makeup and special effects like actual things Look at the puppet how much cooler it looks Yeah, the puppet looks like a real thing I'm seeing here. Yeah, the puppet looks like a real thing

The puppet like even though looks goofy like it's a doll I Buy a doll that's a magical kung-fu thing right more than I'll buy CGI CGI just like I'm I have to pretend that there's a thing there, but I know there's not a thing there You're just lying to me You know the puppets better by far There you're just lying to me. You know the puppets better by far Wow, you know did look different, huh? Yeah, they didn't even make the puppet look the same no Yeah, I mean they changed the CGI guy to make him like more sleepy looking Yeah, and younger

Weird why would they change the face we know what the face looks like you fuckheads? Yeah, why would you change the face? This feels like a Mandela affecting. I'm like, I don't even remember the one on the left Bro they changed his face so much for no who did that who jizzed in the soup You could if it's a puppet if it's a CGI puppet you could have made it the exact model of the original one Exactly. I wonder what conversations they had. That's why these producers, they get in there like, you know, I think if we made Yoda in his late 60s instead of 80s, just consider it. Let's just consider it. Let's just dial him back a little.

That's the original Yoda, right? He looks like shit. Yeah, looks like a drunk chick. Or a Capyorkan. Yeah, when that's how Yoda's supposed to look. Yeah. You can't change Yoda's face. It's like Yoda's imposter.

Like that new Yoda down there, go to that one in the middle, next to that to the left. No, above it, to the right, go to the right, right there. Bam. Who's that? That's a drawing. Is that like you go to visit your grandpa, and that guy's there? and he's like, oh grandson

I've missed you like, you know my grandpa. What the fuck did you do with my real grandpa, right? Right, that's weird imagine if you went to visit your grandpa and you're like, hey something's wrong here. You're not my grandpa Help your kind. That's What the fuck did you do with my grandpa or what's the? What's the what's the guy's name? the main guy That was in charge of Darth Vader the Emperor If you look at what the Emperor used to look like and what this CGI one looks like it's like a totally different person mm-hmm

Yeah And what this CGI one looks like it's like a totally different person mmm Yeah Yeah, I kind of fell out of interest in Star Wars Which I never thought was gonna happen I thought Star Wars is gonna be like the Avengers for me like every time a new one came out fuck Yeah, I'm gonna see that it was Star Wars something happened. It just got boring to me. It's just too much They overdid it too much. Well, there's so many of them and then you know when they only started going woke I was like, oh Haven't watched and then when they fired Gina Carano from the mandra. Oh, yeah, that's right. Shut up. Yeah, that's forgot about good Lord What are you doing? What about they were? Dune is just like Star Wars is really

It's a different version of Dune and Dune is like well better version Supposedly the guy that made dunes went and saw Star Wars and went home and made Dune or I think that's what the story was. Maybe I'm wrong. Well, Dune is based on a novel, right? Right like he saw the original Star Wars and then went home and wrote Dune about the same time. Oh, there you go. So, yeah. Interesting. A 1965 novel upon which Dune is based also inspired the storytelling of Star Wars. Ah, that makes sense.

The other way around. Yeah, I thought it was earlier too, but I heard Dune, the new Dune 2 is the shit. I keep hearing it from everybody that it's really good. Fallout is what you need if you haven't watched that. What's Fallout? Fallout's based on the video game, one of my favorite video games ever, but Fallout is a new Amazon show. And it's Johnny Pimperton's in it. And it's huge in it.

What is it about? Here's a nuke going off in Los Angeles, and then the quote unquote fallout of after that. Oh, wow. And Walter Gaggins is the main guy. New going off in like, yeah, Angeles and then the quote-unquote fallout of after that main guy See like a veritable Camelot the nuclear age it's based off of the game and there's a lot of like, you know Alliterations are the same but there's also stuff that's not the same Didn't write their own story and it's so stupid that we can't play this trailer

Dummies, it's just trying to make your movie bigger. Yeah, I don't get trailers. That's the point of a trailer. Yeah, why can't I show you a trailer without getting dinged? That's one of the dumbest things. It's so dumb. Wow, the apocalypse. This does look dope. Yeah, and the video game's badass. So is this out in the movie theaters. Yeah, it's uh, in the video games, badass.

So is this out in the movie theaters? No, it's on Amazon. It's on Amazon? Yeah, it is great. The end of the world, damn. Fighting bears? Yeah, fighting bear? Damn.

Fighting bear, I'm not gonna lie, they look like shit. Go back and we see that fighting bear again. I'm not gonna lie. They look like shit Go back and see that fighting bear again Bro, come on. Let me see that bear one more time Hold on, look at this Come on bro, that bear looks like hot dog shit That's so ridiculous Well it's an Amazon, you know it's not

I know, but he's. So he's robot fighting. Watch how that arm comes back though. It looks just like a guy. It's doing overhook. Well, bears are built like people, believe it or not. Unfortunately. Not totally, but one of the things that disturbs people is when

they hunt bears and then they have the bear strung up because it looks like the body of a person. Kangaroos are amazing to watch how they so human like with the boxing and shit like that. Well not really they balance on their tail and they kick you. Well yeah. Stomper feet. It's like the opposite of human. When they're like this.

Like when they're square up. They do kind of square up. They fight each other and wrestle each other and choke each other unconscious. They're fucking ruthless have you ever seen the guy that's on YouTube I can't believe I'm animal rescue guy where he has kangaroos here in Texas he lives in Waco urban rescue okay and he has his own kangaroos and he just fights with it all the time like it comes up and like he's play fight. Yeah play fights, but it's badass You don't want to fight fight with a kangaroo. They're fucking huge man. The is the gray ones or the red ones that are giant?

But some of them are fucking massive they're really big like they can be like eight feet tall I think fucking yeah What's the tallest I might have been exaggerating there. What's the tallest kangaroo? What's the tallest I might have been exaggerating there? What's the tallest kangaroo? Take a guess I think it might be eight feet tall. I would say about seven seven feet Yeah, I think there's one crazy kangaroo that gets gigantic Because I remember Eddie if telling me about the first time he ever saw a kangaroo largest confirmed red kangaroo on record was 12 feet six point nine feet tall and weighed 201 pounds

Wow okay so that's the largest one ever so almost 7 feet tall so almost so the odds of him seeing a 7 foot tall one are pretty low so he probably saw but shit just six foot tall usually six and a half what a kangaroo the size of a Vanderhoof field Is that a kangaroo like on his feet or not because they get on their tiptoes three feet for the tail Yeah, oh, yeah, they stand up on their tail. Yeah Yeah, ten feet. Oh fuck. Yeah, they push themselves up with the tail to kick you Which is a wild move man? Wild move, wild move you

know you lift yourself up in there and they get jacked he's so jacked have you ever met or been around a kangaroo not really oh I in Australia but it was in a zoo like in a containment place you can come to Waco and fuck with one if you want to like like kangaroos look at your ass dude I don't want to look at that dude right there that one of the middle was grabbing that guy's arm the one that you just showed The one that you just showed look at that. Look on that click of that. Look at this, dude I just got in Texas And he's like in Texas. He's just like arm wrestling with this kangaroo, bro. The kangaroo is grabbing Like arm wrestling with this kangaroo bro the kangaroo is grabbing him

Try to fuck him was a kangaroo trying to fuck Something's no they do that they like to hug so Jack Yeah, I saw that one with the dude oh They'll drown dog. Oh, yeah, right Doesn't yes drowning it though. Well, because there's a dude walking towards it. I got it, you know If you're gonna fight with the kangaroo fuck that I would never that's that's a dangerous proposition kids in the water Yeah, yeah, he'll hold on to you and he's got claws man. Yeah, that's the biggest thing getting clawed up Like the urban recipe guys. They'll claw the the shit out of you Yeah, yeah, their claws are like on their hands are legitimate. They'll fuck you up That's and they're really really really strong like way stronger than people

You know our muscles even when they're big they're so bitch-ass compared to like a real animal They're so bitch-ass just think about how like a moose can run up a hill a moose weighs like how like a moose can run up a hill. A moose weighs like 2000 pounds for a big male like a Yukon moose. They just run. They just run. Like a female moose is like 900 pounds and she runs like a horse. Like a horse. Like your bullshit ass bitch ass muscles, like even if they're big and strong. They're just so pathetic compared to like real animals You know You ever see a bear running full clip. Yeah, that's scariest one of the scariest things You know if a human was that big they'd be going five miles an hour Yeah, that's how strong they are

You have to realize how fucking strong they are in comparison to us everything is so that what you see that jacked Looking kangaroo that jack kangaroo will fuck you up, man What about the brain ship that Elon you know that company he has early putting it I bet he already does this but putting it in like a big chimp or a big gorilla Yeah, yeah, I bet they've done that but they have an army of like armed chimps that can talk in English Straight out of fucking Planet of the Apes or using a they're pumping AI They put AI into the chimps They just they picked an area in Africa where they found a bunch of chimpanzees living in the wild and then they put chips in their

Brains, and then they started giving them tools and then you go back five years later. There's a city the city of intelligent chimps And that is not the idea of what aliens supposedly did to humans But they came down here and they started genetically manipulating human whatever ancestors were and created us. You know, if we did that to chimps, we started from scratch. That is not beyond some fucking kooky government to try. You know, think about the horrible things the governments have done just to their own people like the Tuskegee experiment, where they gave people syphilis, they left them go untreated so they could

measure what happens to them. Think about, you don't think they would do some science experiments on some chimps in the wild? Of course they were. If you get some evil coalition of totalitarian governments with full control of their population and unboundless resources and there was some benefit to being able to take chimpanzees and turn them into super soldiers. Or they just pick drive your cars instead of full AI they have a monkey pick you up

in a taxi. I think there was some discussion about this at one point in history. I want to say it was the Nazis, but it might have been the Russians. There was some talk of combining human beings and chimpanzees. You want to ask AI? Yeah. Stalin. What was the story behind? Stalin's Question of whether or not they could combine human beings and chimpanzees She's told she's bossy sorry I'm faster Well you're a technological savant. I'll still have the specific insight.

You're looking for I just have the wiki. Okay. So, he specialized in the field of artificial insemination and the interspecific hybridization of animals. He's famous for his controversial attempts to create a human-ape hybrid by inseminating three female chimpanzees with human sperm oh by the way I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm I'm pretty sure he uses on sperm because there was something about this guy I've now I remember the story this

dude was a kook this dude was he had apparently done this and said he had done it with monkeys already there was like some talk that he said they'd already done it Wow yeah why would you the same guy I think it's the same guy why would you source sperm you're just go I'll be right back yeah find out if this is the same guy because I think there was one guy no no no no, it's a different story This is a story about There was one of those Fertility clinics where the doctor was using his own sperm on everybody. It was one of those Oh, yeah, yeah, and they had found out that there's a doctor had also

Done something in another lab where he had claimed to have used his own sperm to impregnate a chimpanzee but then terminated the pregnancy before birth. The same doctor, that's what it was, that's the story. That guy was real kook. So this guy apparently he was, I got on this, I went down this rabbit hole of these crazy doctors that use their own sperm Infertility clinics and it's not just one. There's a shitload of them, dude There's something there's a bunch of these whack and they did it like in the 70s and the 80s and no one can catch them and this one guy He started this clinic and before he said

Before he started the clinic he had done some medical research where he had claimed to have impregnated a chimpanzee so this is fucking guy he claimed to have done that and he was like a real real controversial with his opinions on just on this kind of research in the first place and then he goes over and runs some fertility clinic and uses his own jizz unlike untold number of people There's so many of those guys there's a ton of those guys there was a Documentary or docu drama that was on TV way back in the day about this one doctor kept doing that

And this doctor just was using his own jizz For everybody and the nurses were starting to catch on. Where did when did we get a shipment in? Don't worry important shipment that came from God If you found that story Find out the sperm thing from this guy. There's also there's a Very interesting info here. They never found out why he did this to try to insperminate, if that's the right word. The chimpanzee? Yeah, they, he was trying to go, I guess, human male to female chimpanzee, and that didn't work. So then he tried

to go the other way around. And then they stopped him when his last donor died and put him in jail. One story said he was trying to disprove parts of religion, but there's a thing here, so they've dug through all of his notes and couldn't find any evidence as to why he was doing this in the 20s. No proof of super soldiers or anything like that either. So the super soldier thing was just hypothesized later like fantasy talk? If it would have worked in theory they would have probably tried that but it didn't work right but that would be a best way to like avoid the death of your people to create soldiers there were like hybrids

of humans and chimps Robert Graham is that the guy yeah there's a controversial figure in the 70s and 80s known for his working for town for tallied e Documentary Dr. Donald Klein, that's a different one and Bro, there's a bunch of these guys, but it's good. It's 600. What is the guy though that you're talking about? Well, it's that's Robert Graham, but now it's saying that the other doctor that's tried to do the champ was alaya saying that the other doctor that's tried to do the chimp was Aliyah Avanovich. That's the guy we just looked up. But I think that guy, this guy Robert Graham, one of these guys had said that he participated in a study when he was at whatever university that he said that he had impregnated a chimpanzee. Yeah, it's saying-

There's another doctor so many It's impossible to sort through I'm telling you this I went down this rabbit hole it is a crazy story, dude There's so many of these doctors that have just fucking so many of them so many of these doctors and Dr. Dre. But this one doctor, I remember, god damn it, I know I saved it. I think I even have a folder in my notes that's just on fertility clinics. Who does that? These doctors are insane, man. That's insane. They're insane insane and the thing is yeah I have a whole folder my like notes saved because I was researching this for like days I was reading different stories for days these are all different doctors we shot it look all these stories this is insane one this Weisner guy they think he did at least 600 maybe as high as a thousand

Hmm. Oh my god link to him Yeah, so the one guy though I remember there was a thing I Know there was a thing about him in His university doing something with chimpanzees because it was so crazy I was like how did this guy ever get to be the head of anything? This guy's a nut and he wouldn't say where he sourced the jizz from either So it's his own sperm. He is his own sperm to try to maybe even fucked it He probably didn't even say how he did it. Maybe he fucked the chimpanzee

That's probably why that's probably what happened probably what happened probably got a couple glasses of wine in them shaved it start dancing with the chimp Now if you're gonna fuck a champ would you get one with a big juicy ass or just a normal one? You wouldn't get one of those big purple ones I think the experience would be crazy enough just their breath when you're eye to eye with a champ you're smelling that rotten shit breath Yeah, let been eating rats and fucking coconuts and everything they find give him a couple listerine strips first they eat so many monkeys that's the wildest thing that they ever found out about chimps was

when Attenborough when David Attenborough went into yeah yeah this like very respectable nature show like everybody would watch him go into nature. So amazing he's in the Congo and he's watching these chimps tear these monkeys apart and No one had ever seen that before and so then your whole thing of what a chimp is like until the Whenever that was was at the 90s until the 90s We thought chimps were like these sweet animals that are like eating bananas and hanging out and curious George Wow, they're fucking monsters. They're straight-up monsters. They're monsters They murder each other and they love killing monkeys. Whoo. They love it. That's their favorite thing to do. They kill monkeys

When I talked to that guy who ran Chimp Nation, the Netflix show, I go, how many times did you see chimps killing monkeys? He's like, all the time. You just see it. That's like their favorite thing to do. They love to eat monkeys. Yeah, there's probably a little annoying creatures to them, you know, like, they probably steal their food, right? Because they want the fruit, the monkeys want the fruit. So their competition, you know, I mean, I'm sure The like male monkeys are probably very mean to baby chimps if they find one, you know I'm sure there's like some mortal enemy thing that got going on and Also, the chimps eat them. They like to eat them like they taste good. They're easy to catch for them

They catch a bunch of them and they rip them apart. It's good nutrition. That's a big part of their fucking diet so this whole idea of like, you know, we are you know, we're primates and a lot of primates eat meat and it seems like everything back then ate everything and We're the ones who survived so the odds of us surviving on fucking the ones who survived. So the odds of us surviving on fucking fennel and grass and legumes like uh uh, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. Probably the reason why we're here is because we're really good at eating meat. Probably a big part of the reason. That's why champs are dominating. They're eating a lot of meat. You know? Orangutans are just

chilling. I don't even think they eat meat? Orangutans, they're just chilling. I don't even think they eat meat. Do orangutans eat meat? Gorillas don't eat meat. I think they're vegetarian, right, or something like that. Gorillas are straight up vegetarian, which is the thing that vegans always use. Yeah.

They always use, yeah, look at the muscles on him. You got muscles from plant power. Sure, if you're a gorilla. Yeah, if you're a gorilla, you don't need to eat meat. You're right, sir. The problem is not that. The problem is you're healthier if you're a gorilla, yeah, if you're a gorilla, you don't need to eat meat. You're right, sir The problem is not that the problem is you're healthier if you eat meat, unfortunately You know, they're banning lab-grown meat. Are they really why band it in Florida and they banned it in one other state What why I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know if it makes sense Like if it's lat if lab-grown meat is just cloned cells under some sort of a process, if the process

is not harmful and you can recreate the tissue, why would that be bad? I'm not sure. First, the nation law prohibits anyone from selling or distributing lab-grown meat in Florida. Similar efforts are underway in Alabama, Arizona, and Tennessee. Lab-grown or cultivated meat was first cleared for consumption in the US in 2022. Now what is what's the danger of lab-grown meat? It says the end product is genetically indistinguishable from traditionally produced meat. The real

problem would be letting these assholes have control over the fucking meat supply. That would be the real problem. If they actually try to push this whole climate change shit in regards to ranching. You know, that we need to kill the cows because that's responsible for the methane, which is the tiniest of tiny percentages in the worldwide problem of pumping shit into the sky. Said, fighting against an ideology that ultimately wants to eliminate meat production in the US and around the globe. In the state of Florida, we put down the marker very clearly.

We stand with agriculture. We stand with the cattle ranchers, he said. So it's a business decision Florida Commissioner of Agriculture Wilton Simpson applauded legislation as a tremendous step in the right direction Florida is taking a tremendous step in the right direction by signing first in the nation legislation banning lab-grown meat hmm John Federman to support it this is interesting yeah a Democrat from. He said it pains me deeply to agree with mr. DeSantis. Mr. Fetterman wrote on X But I co-signed this that's weird that he would say that I know how people are but whatever let it go

Good meat a cultivated meat company Which says it's the first in the world to sell lab-grown meat wrote on X that it was disappointed by the new Florida law in a state that purportedly prides itself on being a land of freedom and individual liberty. It's governing government is now telling consumers what meat they can or cannot purchase. It said that's a that's a good point too. Here's the thing. If they don't control animal agriculture, okay.

As long as they don't control, like can't there be a middle ground where people are allowed to make artificial meat but they're not allowed to interfere with agriculture? And then you let people decide what they want to do. Because if that stuff turns out to be as nutritious as regular meat and they can make it easy and there's no more factory farming? Wouldn't that be a good thing? Wouldn't that be a good thing? Like if you had a way of a wand and choose, would you choose the system that's currently in place or a complete elimination of factory farming replaced by lab-grown meat, which is completely indistinguishable

from meat from animals in terms of nutrition, taste, the way it looks, everything is exactly the same, and allow regular agriculture to still exist. Allow regenerative agriculture like these ranches where the cattle graze and the chickens run free, and make laws so you say you can't keep any animal in a tiny box that is surrounded by a river of its own shit and just pump it full of food until you shoot it in the head.

You can't do that, because that's kind of evil. So instead of that, we're gonna replace it with this. that, because that's kind of evil. So instead of that, we're going to replace it with this. Anybody that cares about life will say, that's better. You just got to make sure that that thing that you're making doesn't completely control the food supply and doesn't eliminate ranchers and eliminate normal agriculture and regenerative agriculture, which has proved to be carbon neutral. That thing, that lab grown thing, you're going to power that thing. You're going to have to have coal power plants or nuclear power plants or something. Are you going to do it with solar?

Well, okay. Maybe, maybe you can with wind. You're going to kill a bunch of birds. Like you've got to power that thing. And it's a lot of power. You're going to make a lot of this funky meat, But it's probably a better solution than factory farming, right? As long as you let regular agriculture still exist, right? Imagine if like nutritious food was readily available to everybody

So like going to the supermarket and getting a lab-grown steak is like a dollar or printing your own food Yeah, you get a 16 ounceounce ribeye, it's a buck. You take it home, get the frying pan going, you get an awesome steak for a dollar. But it's fake. But you don't care. It tastes like- You don't even notice. And no animal suffered.

That doesn't, to me, seem like a bad thing. It's just we don't trust corporations, and we bad thing. It's just we don't trust corporations and we don't trust money and we don't trust these climate change psychos who are like they want you to destroy civilization in order to mitigate a percentage of the impact that humans are having while ignoring the fact that it's a tiny percentage of the global impact. And that these fucking other countries, like China keeps building coal plants. They don't give a fuck about what you're saying.

They'll come to the meetings, they'll shake your hand, and then just do what's best for China. And that's how you dominate, and that's what they're doing. It's very smart. What we're doing is goofy as shit. We're letting a bunch of crazy ideologues tell us what they can a lot of these people don't even know the real argument pro or con About what effect human beings are having on the earth They just know that it's a thing you're supposed to support and they just say it and we challenge them on it

They get real weird they get weird like you're on the wrong side of history and you said just like This thing has never been static though. You know like this thing we're on this earth has never been static ever there's not one time where you could like accurately predict that it was gonna be 70 degrees on September 1st and 72 degrees and said uh-uh uh-uh shit changes things go nutty things things move around, high pressure systems, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes. You can't control it. You just stop polluting, you fucks.

It's just, you should ask AI about that. Ask AI what's the solution to our power problems in the United States. Yeah. to our power problems in the United States. Yeah. What's our solution to power problems in the United States? I like how much he thinks he's- Recently, the United States has faced several power-related challenges. One major issue has been the occurrence of power outages,

which have been significant in states like Texas, Wisconsin, and California. These outages can affect tens of thousands of customers and are tracked in real time by platforms like poweroutage.us. Additionally, a series of strong geomagnetic storms have... I think we asked her the wrong question. Let me ask you a different question.

Okay, hold on. We'll go ask her a question. Let me just do a different question. We'll go ask her a question. If you were president, what would be your solution to the power problems and pollution problems in the United States? If I were president, I'd focus on a mix of renewable energy investments, energy efficiency measures and pollution control. First, I'd push for significant investment in solar, wind and other renewable energy

sources to reduce reliance on fossil fuels. Next, I'd promote energy efficiency in buildings and transportation to lower overall energy consumption. For pollution control, I'd strengthen regulations on industrial emissions and support the development of clean technologies. Lastly, I'd encourage public transportation and electric vehicles to reduce air pollution. What do you think about these ideas?

Gay. No, no, no. Let me ask you this. How can you justify the use of electric vehicles when the minerals that are needed to create those batteries are sourced in very unethical ways all over the Congo? That's a very important point. To justify the use of electric vehicles, we must address the ethical sourcing of minerals. Here's how.

First, we can increase transparency and enforcement of ethical mining practices, ensuring companies adhere to strict environmental and labor standards. Next, investing in research to develop more sustainable and less mineral-intensive battery technologies can reduce dependency on these materials. Additionally, recycling programs for batteries can help reclaim valuable minerals and reduce the need for new mining.

Finally, supporting policies that promote fair trade and environmental protections in mining regions can help mitigate some of these issues. Balancing these efforts can help ensure... Cut her off. Shut up. Cut her off. She's a little too wordy.

Yep. Here's the problem with what you're saying. A lot of these mines are controlled by China, and there is no way for us to enforce ethical labor policies on the Chinese corporations that are using these poor people in the Congo to mine for these minerals. And your other point that you said about recycling batteries, are there really enough batteries that we have and enough minerals from them to sustain a population of 330 million people, many of them who are driving what's going to be electric cars.

You raise valid concerns. It's true that many critical minerals for batteries are sourced from regions where we have limited influence over labor and environmental practices. Here's a refined approach considering these challenges. For the issue of Chinese control over mining, diplomatic efforts and international cooperation are crucial. Working with allies and international organizations to promote better practices and support for local communities in mining regions can help.

Additionally, diversifying the supply chain by developing mines in mining regions can help. Additionally, diversifying the supply chain by developing mines in other regions and investing in domestic sources where possible can reduce dependency on problematic areas. Regarding recycling, while current levels of battery recycling aren't sufficient to meet the entire demand, enhancing recycling technology and infrastructure

is part of a long-term strategy We must also continue to innovate in battery technology to find alternatives that require fewer or different minerals She keeps talking about that. Hey cut her off. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this If I gave you all the necessary resources with your current understanding of battery technology Could you create a more efficient battery that doesn't rely on minerals as much as the ones we're currently using? Given the necessary resources, I could certainly facilitate research and development towards creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals.

creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals. However, breakthroughs in battery technology require extensive expertise in material science, chemistry and engineering, as well as time for experimentation and testing. Cut it off. There are promising areas of... How long do you think it will take before artificial intelligence supersedes the ability of the human mind and create far more efficient batteries very easily? Predicting the exact timeline is challenging, but advancements in AI are progressing rapidly. AI is already playing a significant role

in accelerating materials discovery and optimizing battery designs. Realistically, it could be within the next decade that AI contributes to major breakthroughs in battery technology. However, AI alone isn't enough. It requires collaboration with human experts, experimental validation,

and overcoming practical manufacturing challenges. Cut her off. Do you think it would benefit the human race if we decided to let AI govern all of our social, foreign, and economic policies? I agree. While AI can provide valuable insights and assist in decision making, it lacks the human qualities necessary for governance, such as empathy, ethical judgment, and understanding of cultural nuances.

Effective leadership requires a balance of data-driven insights and human values, which AI alone cannot provide. AI should be seen as a tool to support and enhance human decision-making, not replace it. Human oversight and ethical considerations are essential to ensure that policies reflect our values and address the complexities of human society. What do you think is the best role for AI in our governance? I think AI should be the king of the people. I think the people, as Osho said, are retarded. It's understandable to feel frustrated with the state of the world,

but handing over complete control to AI could lead to unintended consequences. AI lacks the ability to understand human emotions, cultural contexts, and the subtleties of ethical dilemmas. These are crucial aspects of governance that require a human touch. While AI can certainly assist in making more informed decisions and optimizing certain processes, it's important to maintain human oversight to ensure that our policies reflect our values and humanity. Perhaps a balanced approach where AI supports but does not control might be the most effective way forward. What are your thoughts on that? I am wondering if maybe this human freedom that we cherish so much is not what's keeping us from having

complete peace in our cities, if we just let AI police us and govern us and make all the rules, I think you guys could do a better job than we're doing currently. So I surrender. I understand where you're coming from. Do you really? I Understand where you're coming from Do you really in the challenges and complexities of modern society it can feel overwhelming when human systems seem to fail However, while AI can provide many benefits in terms of efficiency and data driven decision-making Mm-hmm. It's crucial to recognize the importance of human values ethics and empathy and government pause. Let me ask you a question but the problem with human values ethics and And what they use in government is a lot of it is just shaped

The way it's shaped in order to maintain control and they pretend to have certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations What do we do to mitigate that? certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations. What do we do to mitigate that? You're right that politics and governance can sometimes be driven by the desire to maintain control and appeal to certain groups rather than purely ethical considerations. That's right. To mitigate this, several steps can be taken. Look at this. Steps. Transparency and accountability. Implementing systems that ensure transparency in decision-making and

holding leaders accountable for their actions can reduce the influence of hidden agendas and corruption. Two, public engagement and education. Educating the public about critical issues and encouraging informed participation in the political process can lead to more rational and ethical decision making. This reduces the impact of populism and helps ensure that policies reflect the true needs and values of society. Three. Independent institutions. Strengthening the role of independent institutions, such as the judiciary and oversight bodies, can help keep government actions in check and ensure that policies are implemented fairly and ethically. Four, AI assistance.

Using AI to analyze data and provide unbiased insights can help inform better policy decisions. AI can highlight issues and solutions based on objective data, reducing the impact of political bias. Ethical frameworks, establishing clear ethical frameworks and guidelines for AI and human decision makers can ensure that actions take... Do you think it would be beneficial to stop super PACs and big corporations from being

able to donate to political candidates? Yes, limiting the influence of super PACs and big corporations in political campaigns could be highly beneficial. Here's why. One, reducing corruption. Limiting large donations can reduce the risk of corruption and the appearance of candidates being bought by wealthy donors or corporations, leading to more trust in the political process. Two, equalizing influence. It can help to the interests of a few wealthy donors. Four, transparency. It can increase transparency in campaign financing, making it easier for voters to see where candidate support is coming from. Implementing strict campaign finance laws and promoting public funding for campaigns are ways to achieve

this. These steps can help create a more fair and democratic political system. You know the problem with the democratic political system like that is people have given up so much hope that it's like if you it doesn't matter if it's transparent because no one's reading you know even if you find out like everyone's gonna say, well, everyone's getting donated money to them, you'd have to actually eliminate it. If you wanted to have politics be closer to like legit, closer to like not being affected by propaganda, you'd have to completely eliminate political ads,

completely eliminate all corporate funding. You'd have to eliminate all of it. You'd have to have it only funded by people, regular people, and put a cap on it. You don't get 500 million bucks to run for president for a job that takes 400 grand. You don't have that much money, that's crazy. To make it that expensive is kooky. Everybody should have like a limited amount of money.

And then the problem with that is what do you do with a guy like Trump's got his own money and wants to spend his own money to run for president. That gets a little weird because then someone could really outspend you and just the rich people would all be presidents. That'd be a problem. But if you could put a cap on that somehow, that would be communist though. How do you put a cap on that? If you allow them to do any kind of promotion at all? Because if you don't allow them to do any kind of promotion, how was anybody going to find out their platform? You know, they have to have a social media following. And then what if one guy is like Ben Affleck, he's got a huge

social media following, he wants to be president. And he like, that'sleck, he's got a huge social media following he wants to be president and he like that's not fair He's got 20 million people on his Instagram. That's not fair You can get information out that Marty McDowell from down the street who also wants to be president. He can't get out So I guess we're fucked Brian just AI AI AI said it lacks empathy. It was like trying to tell us a nice way. You're not gonna like my solutions now Yeah, but give it like, you know as the rate we're going out about five years Oh, no, actually AI can cry now AI is like taking a loan from the mafia Do you are you sure you want this long because I'm telling you?

This money I gotta have this money by next week. I don't have this money on next week We don't have a problem and that's what it is. It's like you sure you sure you want us to take over we lack empathy You know, like I really do I can't deal with this anymore. I just can't there's like so much infighting. There's so much bullshit There's so much to misinformation and disinformation and let AI take over She agreed with a lot of the things we were saying though. She really she gets it AI gets it man. Yeah Man, she gets it. She knows there's a real fucking problem. She's right about solar too and battery technology. Yeah.

I think that they should make it a law that all new roofs starting today have to be solar roofs from Tesla. Not from Tesla, but the same idea. It's not a bad idea to make solar roofs. If the battery technology with solar power is another issue though, because now you need more batteries to power your whole house It's the battery thing is a tricky thing and there are minerals in this country

You can you can mine for a lot of those minerals in this country, but we're not currently doing that We're also I mean, I think Samsung is making a chip plant some here somewhere here in Austin Yeah, but other than that like we don't make that stuff here. And that is crazy. It's really crazy that we rely so much on computers and technology and most of it's made overseas. I think Samsung's are the only phones that they're not making them in China either. Samsung, they make them in India. They make them in some of them, they make them in Europe, Vietnam, they make them in Vietnam. They don't make them in China some of them, they make them in Europe. Vietnam, they make them in Vietnam. They don't make them in China anymore. They pulled out of China in like, I think, 2021.

But most stuff's made there. China's making everything. It's like really nutty when you see how much, have you seen those Chinese cars? The ones that are electric cars that don't register bumps at all? Oh. You could drive over speed bumps and they have like the cocktail glasses balanced on the roof The hood I just ordered a new car that has that exact same thing the Porsche tie-on turbo

Doesn't have that thing has it's these electronic shots where it's like it goes over thing and it's just it cushions everything So you should see videos of it. It's amazing over thing and it just cushions everything. So you should see videos of it. It's amazing. Have you seen the new Ticons? Oh, they're beautiful. The battery, they just added 20% new battery. Now it gets like over 400 miles. Oh, really? Yeah. And it charges, you can go from zero to 80% in like 15 minutes now. Wow. It's better than the Tesla. That's why I was going to get a Model S and then I went to a Porsche of Austin nicks dad's place And I just fell in love was like wait a second. This is faster charging than a Tesla more miles than a Tesla It's got a thousand horsepower

That's too. That's more than a model s Shit, it's a plaid. Yeah plaid is a 100. It's like that. Yeah. Yeah, there's a crazy technology now Have you seen the new Audi one Audi had a prototype for? The new version of their r8, you know, the are eight that dope. Yeah like sports car one They developed an electric one. Oh, wow, dude. It looks like a spaceship It looks so sick. It looks so sick. It's a Audi's two-door I think they're calling it our eight replacement prototype I think that was what the video said but it's it's amazing looking like they're gonna have some really cool looking electric car soon

Yeah, now that I have the solar roof and batteries I'm making so much solar them actually selling it back like I have too much your solar salesman Yeah, I'm solar salesman and but so that's why I'm getting another electric car. It's like it's free now. It charges so fast Yeah, so great. It's pretty dope and it's it's you never have to get stopped at a gas station either Especially if you're using it around town. That's it. Look at that thing Look at that. That's like a batmobile. Look at that thing. It's gonna be electric and it's probably gonna be insanely fast Four-wheel drive look at that thing, dude Scoop up a little so I could see that little

Yeah, is this Um, I don't I mean, I think there's these images. Can you show those images though? Click on those images So you seem a little this is like a concept car right here. Yeah, it's a concept car But apparently it's real close to what the actual car is gonna look like it looks Look at that thing that thing's incredible that might be one of the best-looking cars I've ever seen Look at that. Oh my god a Straight-up spaceship. It looks cool. Have you super go? I'm not a big fan of the back I gotta say the back looks a little station wagon. Oh, yeah, I don't like that back. Yeah, they didn't have to do it that way

There's something about that. That's a little corny. Yeah, right. It looks a little station wagon II Like if they just have that roof slope back from the top To the glass. Yes, leave it like that. That would be dope It does look like a station wagon a A little station wagon for such a killer car. Because like scroll through those ones that you just were doing to the left, to the left again. Oops. That right there. So when you look at it from that profile, it looks killer. And then when you see the back like right below it see the back you're like, oh, what'd you do? What'd you do? Why'd you make it look like a station wagon? I hate when they fuck shit up like that. Is this like you let two different guys design it? I'll take the front

Yeah, okay, and the guy took the back. They made it look stupid The guy who took the back he turned it into a fucking station wagon. I was also looking at the new Hummer EVs They're sick. They're so it's the new Hummer EVs. They're sick They're so it's like a nerd fantasy like dude. They're so cool. No one's buying them. I don't know what's going on I saw like two of them so far on the highway. Yeah two of them But one of them I saw in town and I got right up next to I was like that thing is sick Do you like the pickup looking one or the SUV one? Have you seen both the pickup one looks? I've only seen the pickup one. Oh, I haven't seen the SUV ones better than the pickup one. Yeah, it looks cool, dude

I I'm on the fence getting out except it's so big and one of the biggest complaints everyone's saying is like yeah Try to go park that at HEB or you know, you know, like it's impossible. Yeah, that's huge. That's a huge vehicle You know anything that like so it's a cyber truck. It's a little too big cyber. Chuck is small compared to that Really is it? Yeah, I think so Cyber truck is small compared to that really is it think so Cyber truck is not like my TRX is a lot bigger than this. Oh really yeah Cyber truck is a good size though. Yeah, it's also ridiculous. I I don't know if I can do that Tesla anymore I'm just sick of dumb things like not having turn single stocks and shit like that

I don't like that the horns in that turn't like that. The horns and that turn singles on the. Well, the horns in the center now again. Yeah, but. Finally. What about the turn singles though? Yeah. It's so dumb. It's such an easy thing to have that stock

and it's so intuitive. Give it an option. We have always done it, left, right. Yeah. It's easy to do. You do it while your hands are on the wheel. It's not hard to do. If you wanna turn on the windshield wipers,

you have to hold the button down and it has to squirt shit out before it wipes the rain away. So stupid. There's no other way around that. That's ridiculous. That's not true. See, I don't like the dumb shit. At least give us an option.

You know, like just like the fake meat shit. At least, why not? Because I, you know, my ex has the old stocks and I want to get a new ex so bad, but I'm not going backwards. I'm not doing this shit. The buttons don't bother me anymore. I have it on my plate, but they the horn annoys the shit out of me Yeah, but if they fix that no the you have center you have the

Right you yolk. Yeah, not a fan. Yeah, it's okay when you drive it on the highway But like when you're moving around like in tight spaces, it's stupid. Yeah, you want a wheel There's a reason why cars and wheels are we dumb? Yes, we didn't know those shapes like going backwards. You know it's like apple shit you like well formula one race cars Have it like that they have these fucking things, but the thing is like they're doing different stuff, okay? They're not parking their car at fucking long circles. Yeah They're just driving a race car. You know they want our hands on it like this. This is how they're driving It's not like I'm parking. I'm bet the parallel parking like yeah, give me a fucking wheel yeah

Come on, bro, or at least the option or I guess now Yeah, they have the option now. I would always go wheel I'm not a yoke fan, but one thing the yoke does do though If you just drive it on the highway you have full access to your dashboard like there's no Interference by the the handle you see everything it's just super clear because there's nothing there right there. That is a benefit That's a benefit like when you're on the highway you see Yeah, and you also will it's a Tesla. You see all the cars that are around you Yeah, like you see them, right?

You know it makes mistakes like like lane changing mistakes much harder. Oh, do you see the I'm not gonna say But but I don't like how like the most of the test lists don't have the screen in front of you anymore Did you know that it's only the side screen? So that's ridiculous. You have to look over, what's my speed limit? See how fast you're going? That's crazy. That's the Model 3, right? And the Y. Really?

Yeah, only the S and X. Cause I was thinking about getting one of those little Model 3 performance, you know, little zippy car and I can't do the no. The screen's over there. Yeah, that's so dumb. Give us the option. That's crazy.

That's not, well who wants that? Who wants their speed to be here, right? No one you want it right there I want my eyes to be on the road there on the road there on the road. Yeah, you don't want to go this Yeah, that's not good. Like I don't even like looking at the thing like for the music. I want to be like paying attention That's what and then you go to the Porsche's like configure you can add anything you can do heads up display You can like change every thread in the car to whatever color you want like it's amazing see that's the that's the stuff I like on the car the Taycan I have the sunroof Have you seen this where you can make it foggy so it just Instantly makes the whole sunroof foggy or you can a design where it's like, it has like a crazy design.

It looks like alien technology when you see it, when they turn it on. Yeah, we're in a wild time for electronics. For electronics and for just technology in general, we're in this really wild time that just keeps getting hotter, keeps getting weirder. You know? Yeah, it's exciting.

I wish I was younger, because I can see where it goes. I think you're at the perfect age, because you remember life before it. Right, sure. The difference between us and the people that don't remember life before it is they don't understand how alien it really is, because they grew up with it.

Like your kids, if you ever have kids, they're gonna have my kids. They grow up with devices. They grow up with email for school, they grow up with watching YouTube videos, they grow up with it. It's never not been there. So for us, it's this alien thing that came along as we were adults. So we get to live as kids, like actual kids. We're the last generation that gets to be actual regular normal kids without being connected to the hive. We're the last generation that gets to be actual regular normal kids without being connected to the hive. And we were connected to our neighborhoods. We were connected to our friend

group. We were connected to whatever activities that we like to do with other people. That's what we were connected to. Now it's the world. And you get like 16 year old kids are getting famous on TikTok. Yeah. Millions and millions of followers. For doing nothing except like farting in it. Or like look at the baby. Have you seen the baby from, what's that? Four Seasons Orlando? What? What are you talking about? This baby, like I think it's been seen like

millions and millions of times. And people are saying this baby is like some robot baby. What? Like they go, who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando and this like little baby in diaper goes, I do. It's scary. What? Have you seen this video?

No. It's crazy. Come on. Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? Me. Me. Me. Like how do you know what I just.

You think that's a fake baby? No, it's, but like what I'm saying though, this one little video, this baby's now famous. More famous than most actors. Right now the baby's going to have to start talking about other stuff. Hey, what do you think about Palestine? Free Palestine, say it baby. They're going to confront that baby in the grocery store. Say free Palestine.

Say it. Say it. Yeah, man. Look at Greta Thurnberg. She's famous. Yeah. She's famous. Famous young climate change activist. Goes around the world.

She should just do it like Michael Buffer does. You know, Michael Buffer goes, let's get ready to rumble. She should just go everywhere and just go, how dare you? And everybody go, yeah. That's her fucking big one. That one thing that she said made her, she's the climate change version of the cash me outside girl.

The girl, right? That girl goes, cash me outside and now she's ballin'. Now she's rich as shit. This one girl was like, how dare you? And everyone's like, yeah! That's what my AI girlfriend looked like, by the way, was Greta, just made it look just like her. Yeah, it's a good move.

You should have t-shirts made up that just say, how dare you, with her face, her angry face. I'm sure it already is. I'm sure there is. There has to be a t-shirt of that lady with the sock hat when she found out that Trump became president, which is like, no, that one's amazing. That one's amazing. Have you seen this thing that women are doing now where they're paying to go to the woods

and like bang sticks around? What? You haven't seen this? What are you talking about? I said this to Remy. I said it to you, Jamie. Blair Witch fetish? No, this is like some ladies, they go and they scream. They scream and they spend a lot of money doing this,

apparently, have you found it? Yeah. Oh, hilarious. Yeah, I'm gonna send you a video of it though Jamie you got a video okay, so It's time to rage Yeah, look They just out there beating sticks on the ground Give it to them, so I don't know who they're giving it to but probably an ex.

Some guy that dated somebody else or something. This is crazy. This is crazy. People just give us a permission to release their anger, their capacity for joy actually expands. I think that's true. So if you do, it's just like what's the purpose. I feel like you could have got the same result out of some really hard workouts and like abandon this idea of rage being beneficial. Like the exertion, you know, like have them do like a kickboxing workout, you know, make them do some CrossFit shit, run up some hills. Yeah.

Blow that all out and then your capacity for empathy and for caring it does expand yeah but those ways to do that without being a fucking psycho in the woods like ways that are probably good for you and should probably do it all the time just like when you brush your teeth it's better right you know I'm a shit in your teeth yeah do that every day there you go take care of yourself. You don't have to be fucking banging sticks in the woods. Like there's other ways to do this.

Ways that actually make you like healthier. You'll you'll be in better shape. Be good for your brain. Try it that way. That is hilarious. You have to pay some lady to let you fucking bang sticks in the woods. Some ladies like, let it out. Let it out, girl.

And then you like burn incense and you're all bonding together And you get back to your truck for text from your ex Here we go again Oh red band that's hilarious, but listen do let's wrap this up. Let's bring this baby home. It's been Amazing to watch kill Tony rise dude. It's amazing and Congratulations, like you guys are literally at the top of the world right now and Well deserved it's an amazing show and I'm so honored that you guys do it at the mothership I'm so happy at it's at the mothership man. It fits perfectly. It's great. It fits perfectly and it's great for us

it's great for the young comics that work there to see it and to see the the rise of the show and to see the just Like how so many people are coming to watch it now. It's like it's a cultural event You know, and it's the cornerstone of comedy. It really is. So Salute, all right. Goodbye everybody. Bye bye.