The Joe Rogan Experience - #2159 - Sal Vulcano

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Sal Vulcano is a stand-up comic and the co-creator, star, and executive producer of the comedy show “Impractical Jokers," He’s also the co-host of the podcasts “Hey Babe!” with Chris Distefano and “Taste Buds” with Joe DeRosa. Catch his new special, “Terrified,” on YouTube. www.salvulcanocomedy.com https://youtu.be/6X49375Hah8?si=vYGwevRFW9bWdYTl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. What's up, Sal? What's up, brother? How you doing? Good to see you, man. What's cracking? Not that, thanks.

Thanks for having me, man. My pleasure. What are you doing out here, man? What are you doing in Austin, Texas? I got a, my special comes out today, actually. Oh, shit. Yeah, special called Terrified. Oh, shit. What's it on? YouTube. Texas um I got a my special comes out today actually oh shit Terrified what's it on YouTube? That's the move yeah? Yeah? I'm very happy when guys do that makes it easily accessible It's the best thing for like distributing your stuff. Yeah people share it easy. It's nice that that's a

Like a good option now because when everybody turns you down It's a great option now because when everybody turns you down it's a great option I would think about it even if it you know even if I had other options because I think it's like the best distribution plot as long as they don't fucking censor you which is a little bit of an issue yeah they're thrown by Google and it's just like whenever you deal with these GI and corporations and there's all these fucking woke kids working for him it's a lot of sketchy things happen yeah but as far as a platform It's the best. It's great, right? Oh, it's so good

I am I don't really like I'm not like edgy like that. So I don't really have my edgy stuff is not that edgy That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's lucky. Yeah, because like Ari Shafir when he was putting his out. I was like sure He executive produce it. Oh, he's gonna be yours. Yeah, that's nice. We're tight. Yeah, if someone what we were just talking about someone gave him shit for releasing his on YouTube I'm like you're so short-sighted. That's so stupid. I'm looking at now. Yeah, it's fucking huge What does it have like seven million downloads or something like that? Yeah, people are stupid man They just have this silly idea of like these gatekeepers these fucking institutions, which you know look you got a Netflix special It's great like the Tom Brody roasts great. I'm happy. Yeah, Netflix is doing cool shit like that Awesome, but you watch the throat three hours. No, I watched Tony Hinchcliffe set and Andrew Schultz is set. That's it

See Nicky's I heard Nicky's was awesome I heard Nicky killed it. Yeah, she killed. Yeah, she goes hard She she kills those roasts man, she yeah, she's really good at roasts. She's strong She's got strong delivery, you know, she's good and even like a shoe when she was shitting on Jeff Ross I did see that part when she was apologizing to him Which is so Nikki Grazer that she's so sweet that uh that Hinchcliffe one with their liver King You look like the I'm gonna fuck it up, but the liver King and the and the the tiger King

had a baby that looked like Martin Luther King King and bit by the Lion King It was a ride. By the time he finished it, it was just like by the time, if it was one king shorter I didn't think it would hit as well. But that king was the perfect, it was five kings I think.

It was a monster bit. And then the other one, but Jeff is so Jewish he only watches football for the coin toss. That's great. I fucking love a roast I'd love a good roast joke you know what's so funny it's like this you know the Jewish it's like you know where you're going with Jeff or you know or Jewish or whatever but it's like you still let it's still like I still find a new way to be like you watch this over the coin to us you know what I mean it's like yeah tell that joke a million ways right yeah but he's still I'm still like oh my god That's such a good way to tell you yeah

It's just it's I think people relaxed more with comedy over the last year or so for whatever reason It feels like it dipped a little bit that whole feel like people are tired of it all they realize that it's all just fucking Sanctimonious horseshit. Mm-hmm. Want any coffee? Got some coffee. Let's go. Maybe after this throw coat We do a lot of shows Actually, I have yeah the co vid no, I am all my my my babe got me my baby got me sick That'll do it. Yeah, those little kids get sick a lot Yeah, she I was like fighting for a while and then a few days ago. It just took a dive Do you take vitamins every single day and I get mocked for it?

You should not get mocked. My dad growing up, he used to take, we had one cabinet in the kitchen, one, and we opened it, and it was basically a mini GNC. Not like GNC, but it was like just, and every day, my whole life, I'd watch him throw down like 30 pills and just swing it. But me, I just, I feel like I have a weak immune system

I got a weak constitutie. Yeah, so like I I try to take like the like the I take like the liposomal It's all like I take a D a B a C I was taking like a multi and then you start hearing oh it doesn't absorb and you got to take this one and that one Hmm, so I take all immunity stuff echinacea elderberry What do you think causes your weak immune system you thought about Yeah, I think about it my whole entire life These just genetic thing I don't know cuz no one knows my else of my family's like that So that that's what led me to becoming like a little bit of a germaphobe

Because you want to call a germaphobe, but I just know that if I put myself in The way of like if someone sneezes if I put myself in that sometimes I can get a common cold How long does it take you to get rid of the common cold? Yeah, but you're a super yeah, you're like you eat Elkin. Yeah, just um, I you know I've had a few that last a couple of days, but it's usually one day before I don't feel good But I've only had a couple of those recently and I assumed they were the new COVID. Oh, really? Yeah, I assume you got a day. Yeah, I assume this last one I got was the new code. This last one I got. I didn't even do the IV vitamins. I was just too busy to sit down and just what

are they calling it? New Coke, new Coke. There's so many strains, dude. Yeah, I think we we We did a thing where they were trying to we were reading about it online where they were trying to document all the strains And how many were they up to Jamie? It's a crazy number there's a lot of strange I thought there was like four strings there's no no no no there's Dozens yeah, they keep coming around new ones come around new variants come around You know what they're saying is like this is just how we're gonna be forever Yeah, that stuff's just out there in the wild now. Yeah, those little gremlins. So that doesn't borel for me, but I Common cold one two weeks men really? Yeah

I've had a cold like five six weeks at many times lingering not like you ever do IV vitamins I I've only done it twice in my life. It's so funny when we I shot the special in December in Chicago and The day of I woke up and I was and had a cold Just cuz I was just running myself into the ground right so I woke up my throat was like it was hurting me It was like scratchy. I had my voice was raspy and I had like No energy. I'm like freaking the fuck out right so I Get to the theater, and I'm telling them like I don't know what to do like I feel so weak

I gotta do something so Are he's feeding me these all day long. He's feeding me these Baroka tablets they're like these vitamin dissolving tablets that right he's into those yeah They're like a hun you know billion percent whatever right so he's feeding me those and Then I get to the place and they get me the IV and the guy gives me a b12 shot Yeah, and then I had just started Vyvanse. What's that? It's a for ADHD So it's like an adderall almost oh no, and I had just started a few days earlier So I'm like not really it hasn't really like I'm not really regulated to it yet

And I just didn't realize that his the tablets are you would give me I look back afterwards And they were like cat they all had caffeine And then I got this b12 shot 20 minutes before I in the first show and I was on the vivance Which is Adderall and it was the highest dose I? First show and I was on the vivance, which is Adderall and it was the highest dose. I Didn't realize that this was all happening to me and like three minutes of where I went out I was the most wired I ever was in my entire life of 40 Like I just was I was like literally and then I had the adrenaline just cuz it was the first taping You know what I mean? Oh my god

Stroke out I was holding my hand. It was doing this Oh, I don't like hand. It was doing this Oh, I don't like already give me three of these fucking things today. Every one of them has 200 milligrams of caffeine Oh my god, I gotta give you three. I'm like you gave me three You didn't give me you get how do you look me in the face? We were both there I was like it I'm tough for hearing the second hand and then the beat I think the B12 shot just put it over the top top Oh my god, and it was like it's a combination time was bad. I didn't use One second from show one. Oh my god

Not one second the is that is it like a adderall or is it cuz it's aderall. It's basically Yeah, it's like same exact thing and why did you think you needed that? Why do you think you needed that? I mean I suffer from ADHD and little OCD for like my whole life and What does that mean like when you say yeah ADHD? How does it manifest itself in your life? So many ways Mainly the thing that affects my life as I can't focus I can't focus on something for I can't focus. I can't focus on something for, especially if I'm like this up and down days, but like I can't, I'll can't focus on something for more than like if I'm trying to complete something, I will complete it. Like what kind of stuff? Like if I'm writing or if I have just stuff to down and I'll be trying to like write or send an email Whatever my leg is shaking like crazy because I I don't want to sit there. I just like and I just

It's helped because I can Multitask like 500 things at once but it also hurts because I it's really hard to get something done I can't remember anything so I only I have like 50 lists in my phone They're all labeled and prioritized that helps me But I have to use that otherwise. I won't remember anything Right um I I have trouble reading Like I'll read a page, and then I will like I have no idea it was on that page I have to read the page again, so I end up reading really slow is it with everything you read or is only some stuff

It is anything that you read where that's not a problem books are tough like long form reading like fiction or nonfiction Just like just a lot of pages in between two covers. Mmm. The genre doesn't play into the fact So not even like a really like there's not one book that just captivated you and you like easily could read it Yeah, I mean that's I mean when I'm really I mean like I said, there's good and bad like you know if I'm reading like a biographer. I'm really into it. I don't really read fiction Okay, yeah, but I like biographies really so okay if something like that. You know, but honestly I it's it's it's really tough I actually that's I really don't read as much as you have any books I bought I have a lot of books, but I just so many aren't open that I Much as you have any books I've bought I have a lot of books, but I just so many aren't open I don't think like one day. I'm gonna read that I have this guilt that I think about that

I'm when I I know I'm not gonna do I'm like I I owe it to myself to read all these books and I just keep picturing myself like on my deathbed being like the books I Just want to read that what you know, it's wasted money it is, you know, it's also it's nice to have books in your house It is I have this weird theory about books that I haven't read that what you know it's wasted money it is you know it's also It's nice to have books in your house It is I have this weird theory about books that I haven't read that are cool It's like at least they're near me only some getting the energy off of that book that really good book like whoever wrote it Whatever it is. Yeah, I guess you know that books awesome. It's sitting right there. Yeah Yeah, I can't even listen to audio you think audio books would be to solve it doesn't know I can't listen to someone Unless it's really really good, but it's like hard to listen to someone drone on you know like it's hard

But a lot of them are really good at it. There's some really good voice over actor guys Yeah, and including they do fiction so they do a bunch of different voices. Yeah, real art form now It's almost like old-timey radio stories or something Yeah that I love I mean I love it my buddy. I'm on I do a show with he has a bunch of books out published and One of the things we have when does this come out? He's gonna I don't know if I'm supposed to say so we do a lot of keep a lot of secrets from each other right and then surprise each other on the show the show for

If you don't know people don't know it's just called impractical joke is me and my buddies of 35 fucking huge show dude Gigantic it's crazy. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you I remember when guys were talking about it in the parking lot of the store When it was just blowing up and people were talking about your shows that you were doing you guys were doing shows They were just mobbed and everybody's like like that show is huge Yeah, it was wild not expected or anything. It was on true TV, you know Yeah, which is like a not a network where people really blow up from right? There's a few though, but it just shows you if something's fun people find it. Yeah I know there was nothing like it. They only did they had no joke. They had two different pawn shows

Two three. This is what we got on. They had two different pawn shows to Three this is when we got on they had two different porn shows three three different towing shows and Two storage shows that was the whole and then they showed like like the stupidest criminals of all time like yeah And that was it so we were first comedy so I guess it kind of Resonated on the channel because we were like alone in that matter. I heard a lot of those storage shows are fagazi. So much of all the reality stuff is. Oh a lot of it is yeah. I mean I'd say 95%. There's a lot of finagling going on behind the scenes with the truth just for narratives. If you pause the credits like there's always like that fine print in the credits. Oh yeah. they're allowed to like they use it to create a theatrical piece

It's not necessarily representative of what actually happened. I mean brother. They've been looking for Bigfoot for nine No, it's more than that right how many Finding big versions of the show that are like refinding them or research Show that are like refinding them or research Again so many so many fucking dorks in the woods looking for nothing even Ghosts it's like yeah, I mean that people I'm more interested in ghosts than I am bigfoot me too cuz The thing about bigfoot is like I think it was probably a real animal and I think there's some ancient stories that are passed down for

Thousands of years sure I think I think that's probably what it was but ghosts are weird because they're in every culture Right and I haven't experienced a ghost But I imagine if I did trying to explain it to someone and not sounding like a fucking maniac Like it's just a crazy person. Oh, I saw a ghost. Let me try. Okay, you seen one didn't see one But here's the thing. I don't believe in ghosts Okay, but then I had this happen to me and now I don't really know what to like to what to feel Cue the spooky moves My family believes in ghosts they like they're all for it my sister

had a thing she lived at home and She came home one day and she opened a door to her room and every single one of her closet drawers were open every every single thing that could be open in the room was open and it freaked her out a little bit and She asked if anyone did it and it was just my my stepmom. I died they said no and she was like felt uncomfortable about that and then She closed everything and then like whatever she used to lock it after that And then she locked in one day like months later. She had locked it. She came she opened it. They were all open again I

Tell her I don't even believe like I don't I don't know what I she's not lying to me But I don't know what to make of it, but I don't think it's a ghost But my grand That's not that spooky. That's like the Hulk. I was about to get a massage. Yeah, that was like waiting for the candles to be lit. But my grandfather died in the house, but like, I don't know. But this is not, that's not what I'm saying.

One night I was home. There we go. It was foggy out and so I'm just I used to live alone and I'm just I'm in bed and I'm getting you know I'm laying in bed at my television is on and I I do lock even when I live alone I lock my bedroom door when I go to sleep I lock my bathroom door when I'm taking a shower I always have right so my door is locked and I'm laying there and I'm watching TV and I Sleep with a CPAP right so I What's good about that is like I can go all the way under the covers like a cocoon And I still have a form of to breathe so I like wrap myself like a fucking burrito for real

It's so delightful This is the whole Yeah, that's so delightful. Look at the seat-fab. You breathe, you're scuba diving. There's just a hose coming out of it. Bro, you're scuba diving and you sleep. That's so crazy. So, I love it. So, I wrap myself over my head and everything. And what I really do, like what's really fun when you're in there is to like just poke out a foot or just or a hand. That's really fun.

And just get like a cool breeze. And then wonder about what's under the bed. It's gonna bite your feet Sure a little bit. It depends on the night right but like I don't like haunts. I will tell you that I don't believe in ghosts, but like haunted houses and scares We can get into that later. Wait a minute. What's the difference? What are they haunted by? Well like, you know, like fake ones even I'm saying I don't even like I don't even like the go through. Okay know I don't like that shit, but it's not that's less about funny because the guy likes to play jokes on people You yeah, yeah, I mean well. I do I really play jokes. I don't know if I would I do really it's like thanks Yeah, it's like the four of us. It's fun. Yeah, they're thick. It's crazy shit

We did but um you don't like a good haunted house like ah they jump out of nowhere and scare the fuck out of you I'll tell you how much I don't like that We we went on the show they know I don't like it so they created one time They put me in a cornfield and they made it haunted and I had to navigate it And then the next time they upped it and they got an old mansion and they completely Built it all out and made it haunted and I just put me in there locked the door and made me alone in the mansion like and it's did you want to really see like a collection of shit that'll freak you out go to Zach Bagans thing in Vegas oh is that that like thing where they get

really weird with you he's got this like it's a visceral thing like they put a gun in your throat and stuff no no no, no He's got this crazy mansion in Vegas. That's like a museum of haunted shit a museum of like like they have Dr. Kovorkian the van where he killed people they have the van Yeah, they have a bunch of stuff that Ted Bundy owned and a bunch of stuff that Ed Gain owned Yeah, it's a it's a creepy fucking play. This is the one I had a thing on my this is the Yeah, I I Yeah See now I know what I had to threaten that girl because I know look here's the deal. I have she's not a ghost

I know she's not even Crazy, I just mean I just don't like be the jump scares. I don't like it like in the cornfield They've had a little girl right and I was 20 minutes into this cornfield Where's the little label laws here? This girl's just standing there waiting for me she's in like a dress she's a little girl with pigtails and I see her in the distance and I go is that a little girl and then she just raised her hand and pointed at me and I had to follow this path that they laid out and it went past it had to go past the girl right I don't know how to explain it man I know that I know that they did this to

me right but yeah I was like I will I know you're explain it man. I know like I know that they did this to me right, but yeah I was like I will I know you're a little girl, but I will fucking punch you I told her I think when I went past I'm like I know you're a girl. I was like look. I know I can beat you up Don't jump scare me because I'm liable to punch. I'm letting you know right now. It's not was the little girl But um Wait, so I'll double back on this one. I saw I warned's fucking scary to get lost in corn maze. Yeah, it's terrible It's really weird like there's a mate There's a place in California where they have a farm and they have a corn maze you could walk around this maze

It's fun because you know you can eventually get out going alone lost Yeah in this maze you get really lost and it's kind of confusing and now imagine This is thousands of acres right and you're in the center of it with no water And you have no idea you might be walking around in circles You really have no idea you may as well be on like the mountains when people die Yeah, you people die in cornfields man. That's a real thing. I mean I feel like yeah, it depends how dense it is I mean if I was ever in that situation. I just go straight and Not stop. I wonder how many people over in history have died in cornfields

Just heat exhaustion 11 get lot 11. Yeah, that's we think we had looked it up real. No, let's get Say yes, I want to guess but then I think 11 is a solid number I think 11 is like a good guess like 11 people Over the course of America have died in cornfields back in the day a lot Think about that, but they didn't have monocrop agriculture back then. I don't even know what that is That's like these giant cornfields. Okay, we're like in this country right now. Look this up because I think it's true. I think 5% of the landmass of the United States is being used for cornfields That's still that's crazy

That's so crazy. I think that's correct The guy on my show By the way, I just read the headline of that. I'll be real clear. Yeah, I didn't even read the whole article I just read the okay. Okay. Well this guy he might not be he put a cornfield in his yard He has five acres he built a cornfield register as a farm so you get tax breaks Yes, it's all fifty thousand dollars worth the corn in order to get it So I'm going to do that right now how much corn is fifty thousand dollars worth of corn no clue It feels like a lot to me isn't it because you've seen the government subsidizes corn

It's wild well, you know where it all came from came from World War two so During the war like people need food and they wanted to make sure that in the future They would have stockpiles of food, you know, like the war just ended But who knows what's gonna happen now with Russia we could be into it again Let's prepare and they started subsidizing corn production Then they just started using corn for all kinds of extra stuff right that you're not supposed to use it for like oil Yeah, you know or you know Corn syrup yeah, that's tough. I can't find the percentage which I'm trying to get to but I've got 97 million acres

Which is about the same size as California Wow I've got 97 million acres, which is about the same size as California. What? Wow. Oh, there's no shortage of that. There's so much court. Okay, so like what percentage of that? California's got to be more than 5% of the country, right? No, it's tough because they're not counting Alaska.

Right, Alaska's so big. Alaska's like way bigger than Texas and Texas is enormous. I think Alaska is like three Texas's. Really? I think so. What percentage of that corn do you think we're consuming and what's going to waste? I don't know if it's a waste thing. It just goes because you can use it for so many different things.

You can use it to make alcohol. You can use it to make corn syrup. You can use it to make alcohol you can use it to make corn syrup you can use it to make oil You know I think they're just it's like a money racket it's like the corner of this market and People were better off when they were using actual sugar and people were better off when they weren't eating corn syrup in fucking everything It's not good for you, and then you know What people think is corn or canola oil? That's not canola. That's rapeseed oil

that's an industrial lubricant that they figured out a way to Refine down to the point where human beings can eat it not die immediately Put it on everything this is the first time like I've really like in the last like 10 year whatever when I was a kid We didn't eat it. I mean like my parents like I love them, but like we didn't eat fresh vegetables We got canned everything it says about a third of America's corn crop is used for feeding Cattle hogs and poultry in the u.s. corn provides the carbs in animal feed while Soybeans provide the protein takes a couple bushels of American corn to make corn-fed steak.

By some estimates, a beef cow can eat a ton of corn if raised in a feedlot. Both dairy cows and beef cows also consume silage, which is fermented corn stalks and other green plants. So a third of the corn crop is used to make ethanol, which serves as renewable fuel, additive to gasoline. The rest of the corn crop is used for human food, beverages, and industrial uses in the US or exported to other countries for food or feed use. Used to make breakfast cereal, tortilla chips, grits, canned beer,

soda, cooking oil, biodegradable packing materials. Have you ever watched that documentary King Corn? No. It's great. It's a good corn. It's a good one to watch. That's it's a giant industry That's not good for us. That's like all the things that it does like you can do with other things and you'll be better Right, right, right. It's captive. It'll never change. Also corn on the cob is fucking delicious. That's the best corn That's the best form of corn. There's nothing wrong with corn. I love corn on the corn. It's great I like Why is it so much greater corn soup cream of corn soup is I haven't had that? Oh, I love maybe have that three times cream corn viewer of cream. Yeah, I'm like a steak house Corn's great. Don't get me wrong, but on the cob, it's like it's the best sweet corn

That's all with butter and when you take the butter and the butter like takes on the shape of the corn comp cuz you just reckless You're running a whole stick of butter around that feel the whole guy. That's how I do it Oh, you hold the club you hold the stick and go like this Yeah, yeah Fucking sweet corn fresh off the grill with butter. Oh Well the best just not like a typewriter. Oh my god. So yeah, this is three four those so delicious I don't know why they're better and you take that same exact corn and you like kind of put it just take it off It's good, but it's it's just better on the car

It's also you're getting the melted butter in all the girls in your mouth while you're biting into it. Oh, yeah They use corn crops for what and the 1800s pipes before I know before toilet paper. Whoa In the 1800s? Pipes! Popeye! No, before toilet paper. Whoa! No shit. Jesus Christ!

To wipe their asses? Can you imagine how rough their assholes were back then? Because it catches... why? Because of the shape? Because they had it, I think. Because they just were just dummies. They were living in a dumbass time. Early North American sailors used corncops.

They were abundant, soft, and easy to handle. Uhhhhhh... bleh! That to handle. Look at this, sailors used something they call a tow rag. By the way, back then they didn't even run in water so it's not like they washed these things off. You're a sailor with a corn cob, you're gonna use that corn cob over and over again. You're gonna be smearing new shit over the area over the old shit to dry it up. They dangled it in the water to clean it off You ever think about like how how we got like how people would have sex back there like how would people still fuck back then They were disgusting things think about how many years it's only like the last Hundred years that people are disgusting yeah, we were talking about st. Agnes who went his whole life was it st. Agnes

Yeah, I mean back anyway There's a whole life pick without having a bath How did his whole lot he copped it up if there wasn't even that it was like you were supposed to do that Oh, yeah, like bathing was thought of as like a ridiculous thing to do I mean day three it starts to be a problem. I don't know what happens. I wonder what happens. Like what just happens if you never bathe. Like we just assume that you have to bathe. Maybe that's the source of a lot of our problems. We're not like covered in dirt and bacteria all the time. Like we're supposed to be like a normal animal. Maybe

that warded off. Maybe that warded off. Like've been it. Nah didn't did that didn't stop ready No, you don't think it's here actually like I don't know how we made it so far. I really don't I really don't I don't understand it I mean, I know is the invention of weapons and tools and stuff and building houses, but goddamn We're so weak like how much different were we back then we are so fucking weak i just can't imagine us without the houses and the weapons like how do we even make it that far and how much of a change was it once we develop the houses and the weapons because

we are we are so bitch ass like as an animal even if you're fit and in shape if you're even if like you're a UFC fighter, you're like Islam Makachev, to compare to the nature world, our animal species is so bitch ass. We're so bitch ass. It's insane that we made it this far. Yeah, it is, I guess just. Just the fact that we even survived to the point

where we made a bow and arrow. Like how? How did everything not just run up on us and eat I don't know and it's like the date like I always think about this too Like the the first there's always the first time first person like there's the there was one person who was like oh Shit, hold on a second. I guess and now they probably like I Stepped on things and cut themselves with it and then realized they could pick those things up and cut other things with it And then they figured out how to make those things. Yeah, you know, and then we got email Fast-forward fast-forward you got AI. Yeah fast-forward. Yeah, I mean could you fucking imagine being born You know in Africa

500,000 years ago just if you put me in Africa now if you put me in the in the in a forest right now in the Congo if you put me anywhere right now I'm done I don't know any I don't know how to make a fire I don't really I don't know how to I don't know anything I can't explain anything I can't explain to how mirrors work There's some places like I was reading this thing. No, it was actually Paul Rosalie Paul Rosalie was talking about this telling if you get caught in the Amazon Do not try to make a fire because you won't be able to and it'll break your spirit Like you're not gonna be that's where you're going with that If you've lost if you're lost in the Amazon forget a fire

Are you going with that if you lost if you're lost in the Amazon forget a fire? It's not gonna happen your broken spirit will kill you before you you will realize how hopeless your plight is when is Impossible for you to make a fire So now you're gonna realize that everything that you eat is gonna be raw and you're gonna have to catch things and eat them Raw to stay alive right now. You're an animal no I don't even know like I'd be I'd be on I'd be on the trying to catch a small animal and strangle it What am I gonna? The likelihood of them finding you is so small If you just go on a walkabout if you're like some wacky dude who goes off his meds and decides to go on a walkabout

and the Amazon They're not gonna find so many walkabouts just turn don't turn out well a lot of them don't why why keep walking about it well why walk about so romantic to us you know like that movie with a kid who what was the movie called where he lived in the bus in Alaska yeah into the wild oh yeah into the wild like why is that so romantic to? For someone who just goes out into the wild, and even if the dude dies out there like that guy did. Maybe there's some type of like,

whether it be just finding yourself or like just being at one with these elements as much as possible feels like something romantic, I guess. Yeah, it feels like this understanding that we're disconnected from the rest of the world Because what was perspective for sure? Yeah, I can It does give you perspective. It's also like the more disconnected We are the more ridiculous we behave like was where do people behave the most ridiculously in big cities? You're the most disconnected from nature the most you're living in concrete jungles honk honk fuck you you live in a New York City like you're

Disconnected from nature period fuck your park parks cute. Yeah, that's why you it's surrounded by New York City like that It's so unnatural. It's so contained. Yeah, it's actually contained by the city the park is contained. Yes. It's not peaceful It's peaceful enough right. It's a nice park. It's a lovely park, but you've been through it all you've been through all yeah I've been through the park. I mean, but lovely cuz it's like I thought I went to it But then one day I like really went to it It's like I went to like every area which is there's so many things I didn't know this is really big There's like 50 things like places It's a beautiful thing about New York City that they have that park in the center of it

It really changes the dynamic of the city. It does I think it makes the city a more More livable place a more friendly place. Absolutely. I mean, it's crazy that you have this insane urban environment Then inside you have this massive park. It's like another world in there It is there's but the difference between that and the woods the actual woods like the Colorado Rockies the difference being out there and the waking up and just looking and all you see in front of you is mountain peak after mountain peak after mountain peak and it just goes on. That is a different feeling.

That's the real feeling and that feeling is, I think that feeling is like a thing we're supposed to get. I think that's supposed to to be it's my heart Yes I think it's a part of our requirements of being a human being that we connect with the earth that the earth sees us We see it. We're out there in it, and we realize our actual place We got all cocky and a fucking uber in New York City get now buying a slice And you think you're all disconnected we think we're better than we're just trapped in our own little fucking zoo the little zoo that we've created

But when you go out in the world, you feel so vulnerable you go out into the woods you feel so so Miniscule and and but connected connected, but you're right. You start to feel where our place is Yeah, we are not as we are bitch ass bitch Yes, that's right. That's a bitch that first wave that comes over you is a bitch ass wave bitch Right compared to all the other things bitch. I don't think I'm catching anything. I don't think I'm gonna kill any What do you think you feel like when you you're not even at a point where like it just happened? But you know you ain't getting out of it

So it's like your survival mode is gonna kick in how long you last I don't know I'll be going to shock like right bear grabs. You probably could just go in a shock. Well. I had this conversation yesterday actually so Would you be able to play dead? It depends on what the bear wants man see there's two types of bears Black bears and brown bears black bears or more like this is two type of bears in North America Yeah, there's the black bears. They're also brown to a lot of black bears are very even blonde They look blonde sometimes they're called color phase bears, but they're more like black bears are more likely to try to eat you Oh, I thought they're more likely no

They're more like to try to bite you and kill you to eat you Whereas brown bears for the most part when they're killing people grisly's yes brown bears are The big ones are the ones that are the coastal bears because they have access to all the seafood That's why those are like those Kodiak bears. Yeah enormous enormous grizzly bears, but there's the same bear It's the same species. It's just you have the inland one Which is eating mostly animals and berries and shit like that And they have the coastal ones just gorging and salmon and so they're fucking huge Yeah, I they put me in a cage with two of them

They're actually less likely to try to go after you because they have an abundant food source like there's people that like camp out by the river and watch these Enormous fucking bears just eat salmon. But the bears don't wanna have nothing to do with you. They're just eating salmon. But like the revenant, right? I don't care what kind of bear it is. If there's a bear coming at you,

the bear has bad intentions, black, brown, white. And they tell you to lay down and just stay there. I know that the bear's gonna catch you if you keep running, but you think that you could play dead in that moment? No, it doesn't matter it'll Just start eating you right so why? Is if it because if it's a mama bear so if a mama bear goes after you because her cubs are there if you've You stump and you scare her like if you come too close, and she doesn't know you're there

She thinks you're a predator she may charge you she charges you and bites you and you should play dead You should play dead with her Because she's not trying to eat you just trying to protect her okay. She wants a knockout, but it doesn't mean she won't eat you either Yeah, how does my you won't wing dead when she gets some time through this sometimes? She just wants to eliminate the threat and then get her babies to safety. Yeah, so that's why playing dead works with mama bears sometimes She's just hoping for a mom, but it's a big sometimes It's a big sometimes because sometimes they just eat you like they're bears We don't have like a fucking like treaty with them, right?

That's why my strategy is just not to put myself in a place where there are bears. That's a good move You know and that'll work so far. That's a good move. You know? And look, it's worked so far. That'll help you a lot in this life. Yeah. If you want to avoid getting eaten by bears, don't go to places where they live. Have you come across one like that? Like just in the wild?

The scariest thing I came across, I've talked about it too many times on the podcast, but to tell you, I saw a big mountain line from about 30 yards away. But I was inside my friend's truck. And he spotted it. It was about dusk it was in Utah in the mountains and we were taking this corner and he hits

the brakes he goes look at that cat and we look and about 30 yards away under a tree is this enormous enormous mountain line yeah with like a head like a pumpkin dude yeah and these giant fore forearms and just sitting there were like, holy fuck man, and I had binoculars So I pick up the binos, so I have these 10 power binoculars. I'm looking in its face Oh, yeah, it's and I'm but I'm protected. I'm inside the car. We have a gun. I'm protected and I'm That's crazy felt like it like it Shitting my pants like I felt like it like it Some primal fear. Yeah, yeah some primal recognition of an actual monster. Yeah. Yeah that that kicked in from the inside I mean that's from inside a truck with a gun doesn't matter when the pedocular. Yeah. Yeah, dude

Do you look at this? I got chills because it's dusk. The eyes are kind of glowing a little bit. Yeah Yeah, yeah No, thank you. That's those are the real monsters and in I had a collie dog bite me once and I was that scared So it's like I'm not gonna bro. If your cat wants to fuck you up. That's a real problem. Yeah Yeah, I don't do cats but imagine a cat that's a hundred and seventy pounds Yeah, dude, it's so scary this is so big you ever see these guys on like Instagram like they live with lions oh those guys are like they just like on the couch and they're like come over and

they just feed them like a sandwich and you know Melanie Griffin grew up with lions no for the whole house was filled with lions yeah how does how does that doesn't something everybody knows houses we try free-rolling? No, no, no, they had pet lions. I mean enormous pet lions What did you all these photographs of her as a child in California? This is right. Was it her wish but what was her family was kooky. Just this was your these were just kooky lion pets Yes, it wasn't like they were like carnies I didn't know don't crazy lion people and they did a movie with these lions and the movies supposed to be like the Dumbest movie of all time illegal. It was it illegal. This is the movie. What's it called again?

What is it? Jimmy roar roar? So these are all their lines and a bunch of people got fucked up in the making of this movie too, but no shit I don't believe it because they used actual real lions man And so like if we fucking seeds Melanie Griffiths is in this stupid movie all these clips of these actors on right now Yeah, you're acting with their pet those are real lions. Yeah, I knew every one of those people were yes How was that? What was the insurance for that? How was that what was the insurance for that? insurance and Smorin you know and I'll fuck it with your they locked me in a motel room with a tiger a bangal tiger and I know

I'm moving on and then Joker's movie. I what they pushed me into a whole roadside hotel room closed the door behind me I turned around there was no knob on the inside, and I just was like what what is this for and I heard a grump? Oh like a rumbling. Oh my and then literally I was a guy I Placed it up against the wall because I was like Dude, it's just a white tiger just comes out of the bathroom predict the behavior of that thing. Yeah, that's what I fucking said, too Bro, that's so dangerous. And if you're on a chain now, it's on a chain, which is what are you talking? Which is it's chained to the to the pole in the shower, bro I also want you to look at that bitch ass chain

I thought you look at that bitch ass in the corner look at that chain. You don't think you can break that chain I know he could I was saying that is so crazy. Yeah, that's such a crazy thing to do I was I just forgot about that until this moment to fuck those things. I said to them This isn't funny time you find out to make the movie like I the first thing I said on camera is do we have insurance it's in the movie I I couldn't even like played up and I just it stayed in the

fucking movie yeah fuck that but Roy Roy look at that guy that got that secreted Roy yeah same thing like he raised that right tiger from the time it was a baby and he would know why it had there's all the speculation There was a lady with like some crazy hat on apparently and they think that like maybe the tiger was agitated by the late But it's all just the tiger just decided to bite him Yeah, if that's all it takes is that tiger to get agitated by a lady. Yeah, I mean you're playing with your Russian roulette your whole life

I mean like he would tell you a billion times over. I'd safe. It's safe then he gets he gets his throat cut out. I don't think it tried to kill him though I think it was carrying away like a cub mmm Yeah, I think his limp body did they show that yeah, yeah, I don't think they showed it, but I think they have it I don't think anybody's he didn't die though right. Oh he died he died eventually But he was paralyzed like a few hours later or no he was paralyzed yeah, but he kept the tiger but he was paralyzed like a few hours later, or no he was paralyzed Yeah, but he kept the tiger right he was like I figured I'm the ladies fall

You can't trust those things I was just kid because when it goes he saw the one where the guy was uh He had a trained grizzly bear for a movie had been in a few movies Yeah And it just he's doing this thing with, and it just bites this guy's neck off. Just jumps on this guy's neck and tears it apart in front of everybody. And there's nothing anyone could do about it. The bear just jumps on him for no reason.

Dude's just standing there, just totally standing still. And the bear just decides, I want to bite you. Imagine what you feel in that moment. Knowing that you're going to die. Knowing that it's going to be this way. Knowing that people are watching and can't help. And you're going to die knowing that it's gonna be this way knowing that people are watching and can't help and you're gonna die In front of like your whole life. When am I going? How's it gonna? How many you could it could have all been avoided like don't do that. Don't get out there This is just not it's not a hundred percent kids

Even if it's ninety nine point nine percent that that little tiny one that when the bear decides to just do what nature wants it to do yeah they want to kill things man it's a part of the fun of being a bear it's part of the fun of being a tiger it's part of the fun they like to kill things yes that's how they survive there's a reward system that's built into their DNA and we have this stupid belief that we could just slide stakes under the door and they'll be cool with that yeah and then eventually they just want I want to get my own meat Yeah, like you're not the boss of me so the tiger never attacked him during the Vegas show he saved my life

I don't know Roy. I don't know if we're picking it up. Why does he think the tiger saved his life? Instinctively oh he said he might have been having a stroke. Hold on a second. Roy maintains that Monocore was really trying to drag him to safety after seeing him felled by what he thinks may have been a stroke. He said, I instinctively saw that I needed help and he helped me. Oh, he was taking medication for high blood pressure for years. Said he recently began to suffer dizzy spells, and this one spell unfortunately occurred

in the presence of a very large tiger. He said, I started feeling weak, still speak slowly, but has recovered most of his German accented speech as I fell over. Montecore saw that I was falling down, so he actually took me and brought me to the other exit where everybody could get me and help me He knew better than I did where to go so he's saying that the tiger fucked him up Accidentally why it was dragging him to safety that come out right away I mean, that's amazing if that's what happens, but they don't tigers don't understand you can't just drag a dude by his neck Yeah, not like break it

He's like Lenny you can advice the man you know so you can do that to a puppy to Gaping puncture wounds to the neck before passing out recalls and leave Monte core alone bring him back to brother and sister Let him be happy these guys are so great picture Roy's under severe blood loss this picture of like just Leave all your core alone. Leave him alone. Bring it back to his brother and sister. Oh my god. Suffering from severe blood loss and shock,

he was considered medically dead at one point when his heart stopped. He also suffered the stroke that would ravage the left side of his body. So, was the stroke before or was the stroke because of him getting bitten? He might be rationalizing. He could have just had the stroke because of him getting bitten and if it was you might be rationalizing

Yeah, yeah, he could have just had the stroke and that would be bad enough, but he could have just had a stroke Do they know when he had the stroke? What he's saying makes sense though if that cat loves him and the cat sees him faint the cat wants to drag him to safety Yeah, just they don't know they can't just bite you You see you ever see the reunions with these the reunions of like the trainers and they haven't seen in years like they Like these like zoo guys. Oh, yeah that raise like tigers and set them free and then they reunite them Oh in the wild they reunite them and these tigers just come charging at the I jump up and just start licking them Yeah, you see that and yeah, I think that's bad press to put out there really, I tell you the truth. Why? Because it's making them it looks like

a domesticated house cat. The thing looks adorable. It's looking at I'm like, maybe I can raise a lion. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, that's a good point. But it's like, if you raise one from the time it's a baby, it realizes like, Oh, my god, that life is so much better than this bullshit life of chasing gazelles I know right Guys like letho sectional in his house, and he's feeding. They were just throwing the meat. He's like playing DJ Khaled and I'm like how this guy's going to die. He has like 30 lions free roaming the house Yeah, he's got like a billion you Instagram followers

I had to everyone's following waiting for the waiting for the post tiger scene in Houston neighborhood found after week of searching And legal wrangling a week. Oh That's so crazy of a tiger rolling around for a week just dodging for a week. How is it hiding? Yeah, how are they so bad at finding anyone who lays eyes on that tiger is calling it in? Yeah, but don't you have helicopters and shit like yeah, you don't let that go for a week. How do you get that? How's it? Where's it going? Where'd it go? Nobody gets lunch until they find it. It's like you can't just yeah It's overtime boys come on every night every night. They were like alright. Let's go to bed tomorrow. We'll wake up early So it came right up to people?

Is that what it's doing? It says this is an off duty police officer points a weapon as the apparent owner retrieves the tiger that had gotten out. Oh my god, so this dude can just grab it. That's kind of cool though that they just let the guy grab his tiger instead of shooting it until they find like a bunch of dead dogs and cats. You think that that's a small tiger I went to the Nashville Zoo. I got like a back backstage whatever tour whatever they had baby cloud leopards that were just born

I held them in my hand fed them with a bottle right they were this big I mean you could have crushed it right and a year later I was back there on the road I went back and they said do you want to see the Baby cloud leopard you fed? And they build these outdoor structures, these cages. So they're living outside, but they're in outdoor cages. So they bring me in the cage, right?

And we're with a few people and they're like, that's the one that you fed last year. And it's like, now it's like, it was this big when I fed him. Now it's probably like this big, but it's lean. It's lean. Like this big, like bigger than any house cat you've ever seen. But like not, not like you'd still think like, you know, it couldn't hurt you So they tell you whatever he stays they say whatever you do. Just don't turn you back to it So I was like, okay, and I was I was like can this thing hurt me or not? Like why are we in here? You know what I mean?

And at one point I turned around like we were gonna walk out turn around it swiped at me right here I still have a mark for it. It's swiped at me right here and sliced me in drew blood It wasn't a deep cut or anything. It just like miss it only did it when you turned your back It's when I turned it I was like, oh my I fucking did it and it's just one one line right here It wasn't it wasn't like I didn't need medical attention it thank God, but it got me and it broke skin deep Predatory and instance turning around I fed you last year. Yeah, it's something that's not looking anything. It's not looking that's gonna get it And that's Gary

built into its hard drive Dude, can't they got a face ripped off by the chimp. Oh just reading about that. Oh my god Did you have a picture I think of it and don't do it. Yeah, don't do it Yeah, that's a terrible story man. That's terrific And like I think they have like audio of it or something like where she's just like this 9-1-1 audio Oh, yeah, I mean those those chimps they like to smelt like this member you like they she ripped her entire face off Yeah, they try to ruin you They try to bite your fingers off. They go for your genitals Yeah, I'd bite your fingers off they go for your genitals Yeah, they take your feet off That's how you know they got a that's a odd handbook for them. That's like what's a new terrace feet off first

I don't know who can pull you yeah, and I'm even trying to kill you trying to cripple you Is that what they do yeah? They're smart cripple you and then one evil and smart They're trying to run up your bill more fingers bitch. Just cripple you walk away and be like live like that. Yeah, they don't just want to hurt you like they don't have any morals There is these wild intelligent things. Why do they have a breakpoint then? Why do they want to think I don't know why they do that to people? But if they wanted to kill you they kill you really quick They just bash your head against the ground you'd be dead in a second, but they don't, I don't think they want to kill you. I think they want to fucking hurt you. You know, they punish you. They have like, one of the more horrible

stories was this guy had a chimp that he raised for a while. And then it got big, and it became a bit of a problem. And he had to give it to a rescue center. And he would go back with his wife, and they would visit the chimp. and one time he went back and he brought the chimp a cake because it was his birthday and the other chimps Were so angry that they didn't get cake You gotta be fucking and someone fucked up and left one of the doors open and the chimps got out They figured out a way to get out They opened the door attacked the

guy and just tore him apart tore his hands off towards face off the guy who raised uh-huh it wasn't him it wasn't the chimp he raised that did that it was the other chimps so the other chimps were jealous that they didn't bring them that he didn't bring them cakes to cake for everybody. They're evil. They can be evil. Like they, they, they don't care. That's not like a proportionate response to something. No, I think that's, I think that's a, you know, a little bit. So they're intelligent, but they're also like ruthless in this crazy way that is incomprehensible. Like the worst,

worst possible characteristics you could ever imagine happening in human beings are just common. Yeah, just common Wow with chimps commonplace Man, that's that's another thing like explaining these deaths Like you know like to his family down the line. He's like he brought it He brought out angel food cake to uh, he didn't even kill him Just tore him apart. He didn't kill him. No, he survived And then does he have a life after that or what is how much you know, his face is gone. His hands are gone Different but his body's all fucked up and they just tear you apart you go for your dick for your dick

I wonder how it feels about cake now the guy there probably doesn't he's got a bit of it Probably should have brought four cakes. Yeah, it's probably a cookie guy only now Well, I wouldn't I wouldn't look at cakes too traumatic if you even has the eyeballs and it's not like Yeah, I had a chip. I saw a chimp bite somebody I when I was little yeah when I was little we went to go You familiar like New York like upstate like um Like what do they call it Blake George and stuff like that sure I know we go like up there and read like or even though the poker like the Catskills beautiful Yeah, so we would go up there and I remember we were at this like little little resort or whatever and they had like entertainment and

They had like a daily show and it happened every day and we were there for a few days so I would go to the show every day was in this little like cabaret theater and this guy would come out a cowboy in all sequence outfit and he hosted the show was full of kids and There's all different acts and he would bring them out So he brings out one of the acts he brings out they the stage becomes an a little ice sheet ice skating rink And the ice skater I'd say is maybe twice the size of this table It's just for them to do like little twirls and and this the guy comes out And he has a chimp dressed as a cowboy in ice skates And he's dressed as a cowboy in ice skates and they start skating together and doing he's holding the chimp and they're twirling and twirling

And everything and then the chimp loses control Flies or he let's go the chimp the chimp flies off the stage and the woman had a little cocktail table in the front He lets go the chimp the chimp flies off the stage and the woman had a little cocktail table in the front He landed on her and bit her right here as he landed bitter right here and she I mean she was bleeding everywhere She starts screaming check She's screaming and the guy didn't know what to do and he got got the chimp and they got back onto the ice and He like he was like, okay She he took a chunk you saw like chunk of flesh out oh I was like eight you know I was like I was I couldn't believe like it was and there was no one really there it was like 15 people the

place was empty it was like a weekday chimp ice skating show no one no one wanted to see it it was like at lunch and it was all dark in there like it was all moody and everything oh my god it was a at lunch, and it was all dark in there like it was all moody and everything Oh my gosh, it was a real experience, and this guy just was like all right That's a that's gonna be the show for today, and the next day they did the show with the chimp The next day they did the show with the same girl No, no the woman was a patron patron yes, okay. I don't know what happened Did what did you sue back then with the suing daysing days? Did you hear anything about it? I mean I was eight, I kept my ears to the streets but nothing came over my desk.

I mean I had to imagine it was some type of lawsuit. I can't believe though that like the A chimp didn't get put down. Yeah, well maybe it did. Maybe it did. I don't know. It was wild though. They started to clamp down on that. They're trying to pass laws in see a chip can't have chimps

Yeah, I skate or just just regular kind of regular ones cuz like this lady in Connecticut just said like it was legal what she was Doing I think they've changed those laws though you watch you shouldn't be able to have them We can't wear shoes on a plane because one time one time one guy Failed at doing something with his shoes. This lady gets her face ripped off to the skull, still can have champagnes. Still got them, not a big deal. I don't know if you can anymore. After her?

Yeah, I think they changed- Oh, she was the woman that did it? I think, well, there was those two different stories that were both in the news around the same time. And one of them was the guy that brought the birthday cake to the chimps and the other one was this lady whose friend was visiting her just got the Chimptor apart her friend was a bad time for chimps and okay under CT is this Connecticut it's illegal to import and possess all primates in the family hominid gorillas chimpanzees

bonobos and orangutans that are accredited by the Association of zoos and aquariums or the Zoological Association of America are exempt from the ban. So they passed a ban after she got tore up But that's just Connecticut but there's places you could have them a Ganneral tea you could have a right here. Yeah, I see people crocs people have crocs in their apartments There's people. Oh, yeah in there in fucking New York City in New York City There's a guy that had a tiger in his house his apartment and the like the cops are like There's a very famous photo of the cops going up the fire escape and you look in the window. You see a fucking cat I mean a big tiger dude. Yeah, it's just like this like bear in its teeth. It's the nuttiest picture

Yeah, what is he supposed to do? Shoot it with a dart or something right? I think you have to shoot it shoot it. Yeah, I don't think a dart You're not I mean, I don't know what they did. I don't know how they did it. Well good lord Who's gonna be close enough to a cat in an apartment to shoot with a dart? Are you fucking sure you're gonna hit it. Yeah, I'm not going What are you talking about you're gonna go in the apartment and shoot it with a dart are you out of your fucking mind? And he's he's the guy that like gets the call. He's like going to the fire state, but right put a dart He's used to like dogs. Yeah a dog. Yeah, I'll shoot a dog with a dart

Yeah, I'm surprised that tiger just doesn't live there till it dies because who's extracting that thing and then yeah Well, what if it gets out? Yeah figures out that windows are like you just go right through them What about an old fire escape people the kids and dogs everything get in by fucking crocs and alligators every single day It's like every day Joe. It's every day It's it does it's uh they don't have very many crocs more than I would more than I think should happen I mean people have their houses like like blocked off so the crocs can't get in there. Yeah, it's alligators most alligators Yeah, yeah, there's a difference like crocodiles are way more dangerous. Oh, is that way more aggressive? But did they cohabitate they do in the Everglades apparently now

Not a lot, but they've they they have had more than one sighting of Nile crocodiles in the Everglades and There's some some of the biologists have a speculation that there might be a breeding population really not because there's so many ass Holes who just release things in the Everglades I mean, you know the Python situation there, right? No, you haven't seen about no nothing. No, the Everglades are Infested with giant pythons that are all invasive. They're all pets or from research Are you serious? Yeah, so they're either from a research place where people were working There's some of them definitely got released there

But other ones are released just because there's people's pets so asshole some fucking dude is in the death metal has a python It's like, you know, I can't feed you right now, but I'm gonna let you go and in two years Fucking monster loose in the swamps and it just they've decimated the swamp So the Everglades is missing like 90 percent of all of its mammals Everything they're eating alligators now the pythons are eating alligators. There's this crazy I can eat I guess yeah, I will they died doing it because the alligator like worked its way Partially out of the pythons body with its tail tail It's like that's the most wild fucked up photo. They threw me in the swamps in the bayou in New Orleans With that where alligators were for the show Jesus Christ. Yeah, why you could die man? Yeah, like real you could die thing

I know they dress me as a bog of the ghillie suit is like a bog monster and they put me in a Swamp and I had to hide behind This thing I mean dude the swamp swamp not like what I was we took a fan boat The water looked like chocolate milk if you put your hand under those sirs so dangerous I know if you put your hand under the water this this low you couldn't see your hair right gone It's about 110 degrees that day. They put me in this ghillie. I was nervous. I'm about germs anyway So I actually literally wore a condom To go in there because I was free stuff going on like this my people like no no parasite. Oh, right

Yeah, yeah, I was just like I don't know if it was gonna help, but I was like Why not right? You know like like wearing a mask? Yeah? I just was like I'm just gonna put it on myself, dick I mean I just try you know right anything I can help me really Because I wasn't allowed to say no you can't say no to these things That's the whole point like of the show when you lose you can't say no to whatever's coming your way So there was a fan boat tour that passed the route and they wanted me to come out during the fan boat tour So the guy could be like oh the you know the lure of the bog monster like just fucking with me not to scare the people To make me look like a moron and of the bog monster like just fucking with me not to scare the people to make me look like a moron and

Okay, this is fine no, so they didn't tell me that that was happening but So that's my friend just attacking me, but so they I had to hide behind that area over this week. Just getting into it Yeah, dude what I would worry about doing this in Louisiana is someone who's got a gun and is like I'm gonna finally kill me a bigfoot yeah yeah you know well there's people that are not smart yeah and they are armed yeah yeah well I mean I didn't think of that I was worried about that worried about them more than there would be the alligators. Yeah scaring white people In that moment though I

Actually, I was so got so nauseous because it was 105 degrees to smell and I don't mean I threw up And I couldn't leave the where I had to stay for the bit So I was just standing up sitting like in my own throw-up Oh, yeah, Jesus Christ, and then and then like about 15 minutes in they go Oh, so I'll get back and they and they point and there's a there's an alligator and it's coming at me and I I think it's even okay, and I go and I turn and I run toward the boat screaming and There was a fucking remote control alligator that they got that I didn't even know existed But it was an alligator and I for a good ten seconds My reality was that an alligator was coming at me. No, I wasn't mobile. Look at the outfit

I was in I couldn't really move that would be the end of the show Yeah, and then the end of the show but you were thinking about the show right? Yeah, I was like I cannot what about all the basic Yeah, it's but don't do those things dude, yeah, don't fuck around with nature you want to do silly things with humans That's great. You start getting You and far between it sounds like we do a lot But if you're a father to imagine about Python just clamp to hold your leg and start wrapping around your body and you realize you're trapped You're trapped in this stupid fucking swamp. Well, you can't see anything You don't know how to get out and this snakes trying to kill you. You don't even have a weapon

You have nothing to fight it off. I hope I go by surprise That wouldn't be much of a surprise. It was the beginning would would be a surprise I don't want to go in that way I don't want to know that imminent this death eminent in the next one minute to hour whatever the fuck it is when a python wraps around you I'd imagine it takes a little while I bet the fear of the it taking a while it constricting you is probably fucking just numbing you probably can't think you're probably so overwhelmed with fear these things Constricting your body and literally breaking your bones. It's like crushing you I'm so scared of death already and that like and I think of death all the time and never have I thought of it in

Like the light that we've talked about tonight, so we just added a whole nice new bucket for me Yeah, animals are things you really need to worry about. Yeah, my friend Paul Rosalie. He lives in the Amazon and he Got on top of a anaconda that was so big he couldn't get his arms around it Yeah Why? he was seeing this thing slither through the water and it was kind of dark out and You know you'd have to go listen to the clip on YouTube to get the exact wording of how he said it But he he essentially wanted to try to hold on to it because it wasn't gonna try to come back

He he took a chance that it wouldn't attack him. So he just why I don't know. He's just fucking insane I'm not that big Dude, like why I don't sound like there It's so big that he couldn't get his arms around is that what he's done Basically like my size maybe a little bigger than me he couldn't get his arms around it does he work with Well, he works with the rainforest he works in the rain Yes, hey, no no no his whole thing is saving Rainforest land what they do is they take these people that were hired as loggers and they pay them more money

to protect the rainforest. Because it's basically just poor people. And doing that, they've saved like millions of acres of rainforest. And he's worked, so he actually lives out there. So he sees these things and he said, this is the biggest one he's ever seen. They don't even know really how big the biggest one is.

It's just like the limited number that they've measured and come in contact with right? So what was his endgame? I just wanted to like Experience that I think like just grab a hold of it. He didn't think it would bite him Eatin by a snake at one point about ten years ago. He tried to they tried to they filmed it for a show They tried he tried to get eaten by the biggest anaconda they could find what were they gonna do? They were gonna kill it when did he have like some quite a crazy suit on he had this suit on here That are preventing him from dying Oh god, that's so ridiculous, you know know how I

Got me and look it's got its head around him. Jesus Christ. Wait what? Yeah. That's hilarious. So that, so that, so that dumb idea ball. So that suit is preventing the strength of that snake from pushing him. That's how soon. Did you see Jamie, see if you could find that video of the largest anaconda ever discovered. These guys are swimming under the water with it in this river.

It's insane. It's insane Insane these guys are swimming down there in the water and this thing's moving along the bottom of the water and its head Is like this big yeah, it's like a crocodile or so big Its head is like way bigger than you think a snake's head should be like bigger than a human head Underwater is scarier to me than the forest even underwater. It's another planet. It's a little there's another aliens. They are alien and There's no doors No doors. You never lock yourself in a room like whoo It's unobstructed yeah, there's no door. Yeah, look at this thing, dude. Look at this thing. It's 26 feet long Look at these guys swimming by and what is that eating?

To sustain that size to sustain that size. What is that thing? Goes right to it He's got on a Fisher price goggles set from CVS. What is he doing? He's being a dork. Look at his outfit. He's got his watch on. He's got a long might be one of them influencers, but whoever this fella is, or maybe he's just a scientist, that's a young kid, but whoever this fella is like, you got balls. Just assume that thing doesn't want to just eat. It's but it's not even balls though. It's like, it is balls. His name is dr. Freak So you still don't know he's a doctor or an influencer that Freak vonk is that what it said?

Dr. Freak dies fucking with a bullet. I can see it. What a great name. Dr. Freak He sounds like you should be like like a one of them DJs at an EDM show. Yeah, doctor. Yeah, Dr. Freak's here What's the best name? Freak the best name. I'm sorry. It's a great freakin name for like what for a human as a human name Yeah, like just as someone's first and last name Nothing comes to mind. Yeah, how about you? Someone just said something to me a couple days ago and I was like that is the fucking coolest name I've ever heard But I don't fucking remember it but like it was something like Enrico Palazzo

So I was like something like you know a good flairful. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, name is if you if you have a flairful name and you're a fucking loser. That's gotta suck Yeah, you know you got some beautiful name you turn out to be a loser. Yeah, he's a Dutch wildlife presenter So he's like oh, so he's a presenter, but he's all is he also a doctor wait That was I want to talk call him doctor freak if he's not really a dog was that that's a real bad thing That's that that's real. Yeah, that's a bear with wings right there that thing Yeah, but that's a perspective thing if you got to look where his feet are he's standing behind it the bats in front of the camera Still no, it's not as big as it looks still

Yeah, still. I mean it's probably kind of big It's he's only not that far behind this he's far enough It's a it's a I mean yeah, but if he got like right up to it would be about that big no The rat body the body part To it I don't which kind is it by the way how do those things exist? And we don't talk about them or see them more or wing length is wing length is five feet Okay, like it's a fox is fox size. Oh fuck. Oh really like fox sized. Yeah. Oh guy. Look at this lady Oh my god, that's a lot bigger. That one's fucking that's crazy. Oh my god. Look at that nightmares

That's like Bram Stoker's Dracula where Gary Oldman turns into one of those. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Who's who? Who's even going near those things? What are they? We're so lucky they just like fruit, oh, you know Yeah, so like sort of the same way cows feel about vegans like yeah, so happy you ever go over here to see bats Oh, yeah, is it really 1.5 million? I didn't count no that's the stat they give you yeah Yes, that I don't know, but it's an insane amount of it's a sight to see oh, yeah I've seen it from a distance, but I've never gone and stood there cloud of bats you get shit on Well, you probably would if you were under them You know like the where it is is like where the bridge meets the water

So I imagine when they're flying out they shit on the water where the bridge meets the water. So I imagine when they're flying out, they shit on the water. You know, there was a couple of doctors died because they were standing in front of this cave in Africa where bats, it's like fucking millions and millions of bats in this cave. And every night they would come out

and they wanted to get photographs of these bats coming out of the cave. So they're sitting there waiting, the bats come out of the cave. So they're sitting there waiting, the bats come out of the cave and just drench them in shit. Millions and millions of bats just shitting in their face. And they didn't think of that. And they got some crazy hemorrhagic virus. And they were both dead in like a matter of days again I'm just thinking of the old bit for that or like you know you tell them like the great-grandfather like yeah great-grandfather got shit on by too many bats at one time yeah and it

just went south from there he was a bat scientist that didn't think about this one thing yeah like what you know one thing how do you not know that's about to happen or maybe they just didn't think it would be the volume it would be See if you can find that case How did it come to be down here how did it why is that why are they all here question I don't know but apparently they eat the mosquitoes. There's more in Houston. Oh really? Yeah, that's a migration in a mixture of two different colonies from like they fly for Mexico There's a so cool when they come out at night and you hear You see I'm fucking fine

Look at them all they're cool and they apparently do just fuck those mosquitoes up Imagine the bats weren't around we had like way more mosquitoes because apparently they do Yeah, you guys don't have a mosquito problem down here, then I'm assuming. We do. We have. No, I wouldn't say it's a mosquito problem. Like Alaska has a mosquito problem. Yeah.

You ever been to Anchorage in July? No. Bro. You get out of your fucking car. I went, but it was August 1st. You get out of your car, it's like a scene from The Birds, like the Alfred Hitchcock movie. You're like, oh, or Alfred Hitchcock.

Yeah. No? I went to Australia and in the you know, though Desert and stuff and they give you we had to win nets because they just like did the bugs just land on you and just Stay there. Is it Alfred Hitchcock or Albert Hitchcock? Alfred right? Yeah Once you say it wrong your brain goes wait, which one's the right one? Yeah Those words that you don't hear Alfred or Albert anymore kids these days No, there's so much you don't hear you do not get called Alfred Alfred's dead

Yeah, that damn is Alfred. I've never heard that name. I think Alfred is probably Name it is and I think it's probably that's probably more Alfred's than other names though Adolf's gone. Yeah, that's a wrap Yeah, just you can't name you get it off. You know you can name your kid Genghis Nobody would fucking flinch. Yeah, right dude killed 10% of the population I know everybody like why would he kill the name? spiritual Connected to the Mongols like everybody would be cool with that name Is this like as in Khan?

You could call him Temujin, which is Genghis Khan's real name. Was it really? Genghis Khan was a stage name? No, it was like he was a Khan. Khan is the ruler. And I think, I don't know what it means. What does Genghis mean? It's crazy. Yes. It's something about Who he is as a ruler? But his name he was born his name that he was given at birth was Temujin Maybe he McCons so you could call your kid Temujin And you'd be naming your kid after someone who killed ten percent of the population of earth while he was alive

You think Angus ever thought his ancestors would own the Jacksonville Jaguars? It says Temujin formally adopted the title Genghis Khan, the meaning of which is uncertain. At an assembly in 1206 carrying out reforms designed to ensure long-term stability, he then transformed the Mongols tribe structure into an integrated meritocracy dedicated to the service of the ruling family. After thwarting a coup attempt from a powerful shaman, oh what a wild time to be alive, warlords and shamans are trying to get a coup on you, Genghis began to consolidate his power in 1209. He led a large-scale raid into the neighboring once Western Z Who agreed to Mongol terms the following year? Yeah, he's a lot of wild shit

We go on and on for that a lot of fucking humans man Dan Carlin probably had the answer in his Podcasts about that probably right this is just from the Wikipedia Yeah, yeah, Dan Carlin's podcast is the best source of that if you want to know like like a cool story That's entertaining that you could follow along with it's the wrath of the con the replica It's all about that do I was live but my point is like you could name your kid Temujin No, what do you freak out? Yeah, make it a doff and he can't hang out with my kids Yeah, right. You can't bring eight off over the house. Give me he's for that doesn't know that's the number one name, right? But what's number two?

Adolf is a layup right and there's no way everyone knows no Adolf right is there is there even a two is it Just he alone on his own. I think he's alone on his own. Yeah, right because like Joseph Stalin Existed before I was born. I'm Joseph Rogan like nobody flinched on Joseph I'm Joseph Rogan like nobody flinched on Joseph Such a piece of shit, but yet you can still say Yeah, well Yeah, Osama would be a hard one. Yeah, it's a hard one Hussein would be a hard one illegal baby names in the United States Illegal baby names in the United States? Illegal? What? Jesus Christ? You can't name your kid Jesus Christ?

You can't name your kid King? You're kidding me! You're kidding me right now! You can't name your kid against the law! You can't name your kid Santa Claus! You can't name him the Atzimbo! Bro, you can't name your kid Magistri. It says they were ruled illegal, but I don't know.

You can't name your kid majesty? Why not? Why can't you name it 1069? Wait a minute, you can't name your kid Messiah, but you can name him Mohammed? Right. Help me out. No, it doesn't make any sense. Help me out, because a lot of kids are named Mohammed.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, but why 1069? What the hell's that? Robocop's illegal in Mexico? Yeah, yeah, but why but why 1069 what the hell's that? Robocop illegal in Mexico My friend no my friend No, we draw the line my friend You know what's funny? It's not like it's not like they're getting caught in the hospital

So it has to get worse. It is a knock at the door one day It's a police like you we got to rename your son senior Robocop Robocop Martinez, oh my god The n-words on there Yeah, there's a lot of them a lot of illegal names I didn't know I didn't know you couldn't name your kid Jesus Christ, but I know a dude named Jesus sure This is Jesus. I mean, it's right What if your last name is Christ and you want to name your kid Jesus I

Mean there's some Christ's out there. Yeah, dudes their last name is Christ. Yeah, what are they supposed to do? There's limited you can't I can't name my son Jesus. Yeah, right Yeah, you know, you can't do that. How come you can name your son Muhammad? How come you can't name your son Jesus? Yeah, think about how many Muhammad's or think about if it was like the most Populating the world if it was in vogue to name your kid Jesus Right just millions of Jesus and so many Jesus right? Right? Because if you think about how many Muhammad's there are Why are they not an equal number of Jesuses? Right.

Because we don't allow it. It's a weakness in our religion. That would become meta. Jesus would be really omnipresent. Yeah, the Christians should get together and say, guys, it's a weakness in our religion. We got to let people name themselves Jesus. Yeah, I mean, it's- Encourage it.

I'm going to change my name to Jesus. It's a walking billboard. You know what I mean? Jesus Robinson. Yeah, everybody just comes Jesus. It's a walking billboard. You know what I mean? Jesus Robinson. Yeah, everybody just comes Jesus and then whatever your last name is. You know, I knew a Jesus and as I'm thinking of this, I was able to compartmentalize it. I didn't think of Jesus every time I called him Jesus. Was he actually Jesus?

He was called Jesus, not Jesus? Jesus. We called him Jesus, yeah. But was he Mexican? He was of some, like, Hispanic descent. I don't know what. Did his mom call him Jesus? He was of some, like, Hispanic descent. I don't know what. Did his mom call him Jesus? He was my nephew's friend.

Oh. I didn't know him like... But everybody called him... Did they call him Jesus because they couldn't say Jesus? Or was his name actually Jesus? I think his name was Jesus. Really? Yeah.

Well, what about Jesus the comic? There's a dude that... Treyarch, right? Oh, Jesus. No, that's Jesus. I call him Jesus. Okay. Yeah, right, but he's Mexican They don't say it that way. I don't say it that way. It's a different thing. But how do they say? Jesus though in Spanish isn't in Jesus Christi

It is but we so it's a suit everybody called the guy Jesus ain't that wild stop for a second. So if you're Spanish Jesus. Ain't that wild? Stop for a second. So if you're Spanish of Latin descent, it is really popular to name your kid Jesus. Because Jesus is a super common name. That's what it is. It stuck up white people in America, won't name their kid Jesus. It just takes a courageous person right now listening to our voice, just a courageous person out there to name your kid Jesus. If you name him Jesus, that second second name that last name has to be Yeah, it's got to go with it. I think a lot of things won't go with Jesus. You know what goes best with it fucking Jesus Jesus fucking Robinson Can you do that?

Can you name your middle name fucking that'd be so great? I don't know if you can but I think you can legally change your name more likely than you can be like naming a baby That way okay. Yeah, does he name a bit like you rude asshole You're gonna name your kid this little beautiful innocent baby. You're gonna name Jesus fucking Robin No, you'd have to you'd have to but if you were an adult you like look I'm 38 years old things are not getting any better This is life for me. I want to be Jesus fucking Robinson. Yeah, that's what I want to be legally Yeah, so the very least I pull my ID out What's your name? Jesus fucking Robinson?

It's good. It says on the wall. It's a good name solid name Especially if you could do something real good if like that's your actual real birth name And you're really good at like fucking fixing cars Well, I was almost a Steve my mom told me I was almost a deeper my dad's house, so thankfully That's a better name for an Italian Steve is it told me I was almost as even my dad's house. So thankfully I got his name That's a better name for an Italian Steve is it you know I'm half you yeah, but you look Italian yeah I actually just did 23 me like all the Extended package genetic thing I just got my results by a couple days ago pretty crazy. Do you ever do it? Yeah, I've done it. Did you do like what did you like?

Did you did you like what you gleaned from it like it was it interesting or it was pretty much what I thought it was. Yeah, I'm Somewhere in the neighborhood of three-quarters Italian and one-quarter Irish and there's there's like percentages less because there's like 1.6 percent African one percent Asian and that's it seems to be mostly just Italian though Yeah, it all goes back to the same. same mine where they were able to connect me to it said in there there's like like about like Hundred and from the woman it was 150,000 years for the male. It was 275,000 years They said if you trace everyone back, it'll go to one person because even though there were a few thousand those a lot of those that DNA

net lineage died off and this is like there was this one that like just ended up getting through like literally just read it like today I took a picture of on my phone actually just the unlikelihood of you making it to 2024 like your genes if you were a person that lived 50,000 years ago, your kid had a kid and kept going. They had a kid, someone had a kid, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids. Here we are 50,000 years later, your genes are still popping. It's insane. It's just wild to me. So the first man to carry likely lived this gene that I have likely lived in southwestern Asia Or the Caucasus between

46,000 and 54,000 years ago his male line descendants appear to remain rooted in the region for tens of thousands of years while the ice Age was in full swing then around eleven thousand five hundred years ago The ice age finally gave way to the warmer climate blah blah blah blah blah, but Hold on. This is the guy The human species was confined to a relatively small range in eastern and southern Africa over time members of this gene pool migrated If it was one I said you could trace it right if every person living today could trace his or her maternal line Back over thousands of generations all of our lines would meet at a single woman who lived in eastern Africa between 150,000 200,000 years ago though

She was one of perhaps thousands of women alive at the time Only the diverse branches of her DNA have survived to today the story of your maternal line begins with her Holy shit for the guys, it's 275,000 years ago Current evidence suggests he was one of thousands of men who lived in Eastern Africa However, while his male line descendants passed down their Y chromosome generation after generation the lineages from the other men died out After time he was a lone guy and this is they told me I'm related to this dude You ready? Literally a known guy ot the ice man. No way. I swear to god. Let me read this. I

I've seen that story a hundred times. Have you that story's crazy is this is what this is what it says about this dude. Hold on it says Ot the ice man was discovered in 1991 protruding from a snowbank Look at Jamie to show some pictures of yes, we've shown it before you have you know you know I know the exact story so that's it right there look how dope it looks they they found him as the glacier melted That's my got an arrowhead stuck in him. That's like my uncle. That's nuts, dude. Yeah Related to that guy holy shit. I mean isn't that I mean, we probably a lot of people are oh it's Yeah tattoos. Did he really? Yeah tattoos really? Yeah who looked like

Had the world oldest tattoos it said see if you can go back to that thing that you're reading just there right below that right There that's it Had the world's oldest tattoos. How were they made the oldest tattoos that we know about right? See at 61 tattoos Yeah, like a tramp stamp. Yeah a tramp. Oh, it's a bunch of lines carved in them interesting Look at that all those lines even back then they're like tattoos. Yeah, no wild Yes might have been a part of ancient healing technique. Hmm. That's just guessing right said that he was murdered You see that the arrow but it said he it might have been from someone or might have been someone that he knew

Chemical analysis of his teeth indicate he came from the Italian side of the Alps He suffered during the year before his death with whipworm a stomach parasite that was found in his digestive tract yet he was fit enough ailing with whipworm for a year to climb 6,500 feet in elevation during the day or two before he met his end in a rocky alpine hollow apparently was murdered struck by a stone arrow point that was found lodged in his left shoulder the twisted position of his body indicates that the murderer or one of his accomplices pulled the arrows shaft out of his prone body Well, whoever killed him didn't want his valuables because he had a wrought copper axe still still with him Wow, he just wanted to kill him

And you're related to that dude that dude jizzed in someone Literally, yeah Before he died by an arrow He jizzed in someone and that made it to 2024 here if he's not there No, you're not here if he didn't get that nut off That's fucking yeah, probably some tattooed up crazy cave lady two of them just grunt and smell like shit Baby and fucking 50,000 years later show untrue We're on TBS now actually Really is kind of crazy if you think about how the the timeline of people goes I mean, it's we can't imagine living back then. It's just unimaginable.

I can't put it in my head. How long ago? What is the exact thousand years ago that guy said 50,000? I mean, who can wrap 5300 years ago? Okay, but the first man was 200 that they have DNA from is 275. he's from 5,000 years ago Just imagine 50 300 is a kid imagine 5,000 years ago. You just get dropped off and you gotta just exist Yeah, I mean like even imagine like language right yeah even the primary language is like It's still with secular like even if you had to travel somewhere and you had some type of language that you kind of rooted with who you were with

that didn't translate when you came across someone that you didn't know you go to Vietnam good luck talking to people so yeah was it just I guess like you know did well they it was a killing people on site or did they kind of go by like body language I think people who traveled had to learn languages for sure yeah you probably had to have people help you and or work with somebody from that, but how many of them can you learn? And if you're living in Somewhere in North America and you go to China and like the 1800s. Yeah, how much communication can you do? Like did you oh, did you see that new that new thing they're working on the AI earpiece?

It's fucking nuts is it one Ted talk about it, so this guy. He's like okay This is an all new thing that they're doing it's like he's in a restaurant. He was my friends across the other Did you see that many isolates his voice? Yeah, and then he's speaking in Spanish, and they do real-time voice and then he's speaking in Spanish and they do real-time not translation his voice is Reinterpreted in his voice in English as he speaks Spanish in real time Yeah, and he's hearing this isolated from across the room. Yeah, that's fucked up. It's crazy I mean in one respect you eliminate you will literally eliminate every single language barrier across earth with this technology. Yeah. But in the other, you're Superman. You can listen to a comma. It can isolate a conversation from a, you know, it's, I think it can only isolate that conversation if those people

have those things on too. But why would anyone wear that? Well, you would have to let someone use it. You know what I'm saying? Like if you were talking to someone through that on the other side, am I wrong? No, they weren't talking. He was listening to his conversation. He was just listening. I thought it was the people in the room having the conversation. This guy was in the room with the earpiece on. He's looking to clear across the room at two people at a table talking and he's just listening. So he said, I slowly, Oh, I misunderstood. I thought when I saw the narrating that what they were saying what he was saying was you could do that if you were Those two people you could isolate know the car. Oh, you could just listen to them. Oh

Yeah, oh, that's fucking creepy, but he wasn't pitching like this is a TED talk So it's like I don't know what the technology. Yeah technology yeah how far away is he from them I think he says in the beginning they were across the room or something oh yes he's and can you turn that baby down that's better I'm still having a little trouble hearing Pedro can you isolate Pedro for me? No, he's on stage right now for the TED Talks, so he's not with them. That's perfect. And you know my Spanish is a little rusty. Can I hear Pedro but in English? And at the end of the trip, we came back to the city to visit the historic center.

That's insane. Shall we close historic center. That's insane. We shall close all programs. That's insane. What you just. Let it go. Turd was a beam forming app, with a computational auditory scene analysis app, a machine learning denoising app,

an AI transcription and translation and text to speech with style transfer app. So these are not just fancy looking earbuds, they're an entire computer and We think they're gonna replace some of what we do with the visual computers that we're used to right cuts off right there He here's the thing though. What was he watching was he watching a video of people talking and then do that because that makes more sense I don't think he's actually eavesdropping on people across the room I think what he's doing is watching a video of people having a conversation and tuning in to those people and

Taking all the outside noise out and then translating those people in that video in real time I think was he watching a video of those people think he's watching a video okay, which makes more sense, okay? Is that right? No, I'm all right there Well that the problem is is that they're showing something that probably doesn't work that way also They're bullshitting But when they're showing it are there why he's watching a video though, right? I'm trying to show you what they're because he's on stage Yeah, he's on stage. It's not like it just happens to be a cafe in the room where no one's noticing correct But he that's part of why it's just a weird tech demo of showing

what it can do. You don't really know what they were doing and how much work was set up to do that specific very specific. Did it just translate the sentence they wanted it to translate? And was it all planned in advance? And then they show like they did do a setup here. So I'll let him explain what they did.

So it's actually impossible to demonstrate this experience until you hear it with your ears yourself. But to give you an idea, we have tried to simulate it for you. Oh, okay. So imagine that you're sitting in a noisy restaurant. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

So it doesn't, it doesn't, so it's gonna be able to do that. Yeah. But it's gonna be able to do that. If he's doing a Ted talk on it and they're getting this far along with it unless he's like What's that crazy lady Elizabeth? What's her name? What's her name again? Yeah, but was her last name The crazy lady from San Francisco with the the blood company, you know, the fair knows. Oh, yeah Straight bullshit and it was a whole trip as a trial. It's Elizabeth Holmes Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blood testing coming in, it just was straight bullshit.

It was a whole trial. It was a trial, right? Oh, it's Elizabeth Holmes. Oh yeah, she's lost. Yeah, I mean, the story behind it is crazy. It's like some people were testing them and they're like, hey, this doesn't work. Get out of here.

Like, it was just this wild scam. I have my DNA, oh, saved. DNA and sperm. Yeah? Yeah. I got, I had the option, I was like, let as well You got all the way from the Iceman to today be shameful. Yeah You know if it died here, that's it People you know like they started cryogenically freezing people. Yeah, they actually thought out Yeah, some of them like it didn't work no the one like headline was like yeah

They script they were scraping goo off the ball Yeah Yeah, like if it had the power goes out and you thought out that's a wrap That shit's fascinating isn't only like one company or something that's doing that imagine if you're in heaven Okay, yeah, and you died you went to heaven. You know like God. I'm free of all my Earthly poles, and you died you went to heaven, you know like God I'm free of all my Earthly pulls and I just feel one Connected and also and you get sucked back to life again, and they're stitching your fucking head On this new body and you're alive now, but you're paralyzed, but with new technology they can keep you alive forever

And what your regulations Walt Disney's back! No! Imagine if you were in heaven yeah but imagine if during the process of reattaching your head it made your mouth paralyzed so you couldn't even talk Hell. Yeah that's hell. It's like the fucking movie where they eat each other so to each other's ass. Could you imagine're you're dead for like a hundred years and a hundred years of heaven? This is so much nicer than being alive. Oh my god. Everyone's just there's no arguments It's just love beauty and and it's just an expression of love and geometric patterns And it flows through you and we all bathe in it no one needs to eat no needs to sleep rise

It's just love and also like a Can't talk is your mouth paralyzed yeah, and they pay for that a Lot of money to probably also. I think it's more money if you want the whole body The one thing I was like thinking is like let's say let's just say right it works the way one day the way that they thought It would work. What are you coming back to everybody that didn't do it is dead You know no one you probably are not gonna be able to adjust to the where the society there in now Who knows how people would treat you like what you're really signing up for something like it's like

what are you signing up for I think they're signing up for the hope that if they do get reincarnated it's like space 2001 you get reincarnated to this crazy futuristic world or they could welcomeh welcome back welcome back How was your trip sir you think they're trying to preserve consciousness their consciousness? I don't know what consciousness is really here's the here's the question. I mean I I know I'm conscious I know you can have this conversation. I think therefore I am I know I get it I don't know if consciousness is something the brain tunes into or whether the brain is conscious. I know if you damage parts of the brain, it damages parts of your consciousness and damages different things that you can do.

And they're pretty clear on what parts of the brain are responsible for different things, but I'm not sure that consciousness is something as simple as neurons firing and your brain interfacing with the world and using all its senses. I have a feeling that we might be short-sighted because we can't – and again, this is not scientifically provable, so you have to be just speculative about something like this. But I have a feeling there's probably quite a few things that we're not Totally in tune with to the point where we can measure them Yeah, and I think consciousness might be one of those things I think and I also think we're We are all weirdly

Connected in some strange consciousness Web some strange net of human beings. I think we're all connected, all of us. It's just the further those people are away, the less you feel that connection. Yeah. But I think we're all oddly connected already. Before we get to like the cell phones in your head and everybody being telepathic. I think we're already oddly connected. We just don't necessarily feel it all the time. Yeah, I hope it's something I mean, I really do you ever think do you have a moment where you think I'm I might die like to death I've come across like you have that feeling. I was a kid when I was like 14 mean a few friends were playing around in this

Place where they stored these like enormous concrete place where they stored these like enormous concrete like sewer pipes like these big fucking pipes yeah and there was this this giant metal thing that I guess it was a part of like what they would attach to a crane so they can move these things and it slipped and hit me in the head and I didn't go unconscious, but I grayed out like Grade out. Yeah, and my head was pouring blood I still have a big ding on the side of my head from it and I went to the hospital and like I thought it was gonna Die, I did think I was gonna die at that point, but I was also 14

So I was probably just freaked out with the fact that I got hit sure, you know Like that this thing hit my head and it only fell like a certain amount because there was other Concrete things in the way, so it banged me in the head, and then it didn't fall on me luckily But you're like in the hospital like thinking you had the feeling like I was I got hit so hard It hit me so hard. It was so big. I was like this could be a real problem This could be a real. I was like this could be a real problem. This could be a real, I was like I could be dead right now for sure. So you haven't, those thoughts are running through your mind.

Yeah. I was okay. I went to the hospital. I'm sure I had some sort of a concussion. They treated me. I forget what they did. But then they just let me go home. You know, and I was just, they were like, oh, he's okay. Because I don't think they understood head trauma back then. I don't think people really's okay. Cause I don't think they understood head trauma back then. I don't think people really got it. And I don't remember really suffering any like serious consequences of it. I was never like, I never had a problem

like looking at the light. I never had a problem with loud noises or anything like that. Yeah. But it was spooky. That was probably the closest I've ever come to just really worrying about being dead I had one but it wasn't in that it was in on a plane

Yeah, it was bad to this day like if I think about it, I actually will have like a little bit of anxiety attack We were it was a probably it was a small plane. We had to do a show in the middle of nowhere On the road and they offered a plane So we took it and uh and and we were flying back home And it was like a eight-seat plane whatever was and I don't like flying at all Anyway, never mind people like how cool you got to do it. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I don't it's like you see everything There's no door in the cockpit. You see like all the motion You know me I mean like I it's just like I this feels

I'm safe. It's like I'm flying in a toy airplane You know what I mean any gust of wind though this as normal We'll just we kind of glide with it, you know And it's like I don't want to feel like we're up there like surfing you know, I mean and we were going to land and which is bullshit and with the guys like I my friends and We're talking then the guy right before we land he goes starts to go back up again and I look at them I go what just happened there like why are we going back up and The guy the copilot comes back goes guys

We have a little bit of a situation and he goes what he goes So we were about to land just now you might have noticed like yeah, he goes well we were talking to air traffic control and our panel up here is saying that the One of the wheels is not coming down The left wheel or whatever and and so what we're gonna do is it could be a broke the panel's broken And it could actually be down. We don't know so we're gonna go fly around again And we're gonna ask them to look again just to make sure he's like so just be a couple of minutes So we made this big turn and we go down to land again and again we're getting down to like low low low

They pull back up. He comes back out. This is what his motherfucker says. He says Okay, so they can't tell it was that night. I don't know. We're small plane. Maybe it's like Bullshit airport he goes so they can't tell this is what he says he goes, but we don't have enough fuel to get anywhere else So we're gonna go around a third time and this time we're gonna land the plane no matter what? So I'm looking at him. I immediately just crying I'm like not crying like her but like I'm just welling up with tears I'm going to die my biggest one of my biggest fears is dying in a plane crash

I just I don't even like to think about it cuz I don't even want to put it out there And I'm like, oh my fucking god and I'm like, you know, and I'm like what's gonna happen He goes and he goes in all serious. He goes don't worry If the wheel doesn't come down or if it doesn't isn't down the wing will act like a wheel That's what he said to us because the wing is made to like kind of act like a wheel. It didn't give me any comfort in the moment. It does. It slows down the plane. Yeah, but we're still spinning out and sparks flying in a little plane. You know what I mean? Yeah. And oh, actually, no, that was a nighttime was the it was the same exact

trip there and back. The nighttime trip we were it was like a storm and we're flying all over. This was the daytime because they had fire trucks and ambulances Lining on learn the thing because by the time the third time we went out they were there so they were there with a Waiting so that's another scary thing. I actually took out my phone and I wrote a text to my entire family I have I saved text. I'm just like there's a problem with the wheel. I don't know exactly what's gonna happen I'm literally like my love you send that Okay, now as you hit I I literally wrote it in for that as I was crying I wrote it in full as I was crying and I had it open with my hand

Right on the thing. Oh fuck. So I was just gonna wait and if it just I felt I could just hit it I have I have the text that I see and My friend's such a fucking asshole. I'm I'm nervous. everyone's really nervous, but I think I'm showing it the most My buddy's a nutcase. So he he looks at me and he goes He's a car he's trying to calm me down, you know and we're coming and he goes just calm down calm down Come down and I'm like, all right, he goes And he starts singing fucking la bomba

And you know, it breaks the tension everything and I'm like dude and I'm crying and laughing so hard because when you're in that Heightened state of emotion. Yeah, dude. I'm laughing as hard as I'm crying like now now. I'm like I don't just I can't even I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe I can't tell him to stop doing it because I need to be focused right now on the end of my possible Life and me you know and I'm holding my thing and I'm laughing I'm crying and then he goes hold on Let me call my wife and he goes Hello, baby, cuz the big popper fucking died for which he founds So he goes hello, baby, and I am literally can't breathe and I'm holding my stuff He's like will I what and then I'm just like dude, I'm begging him. Please stop

I'm like laughing crying. Please stop Joe and And then we went to land and the wheel was out. The wheel was out, man. Man, we got out of the, we got out of the, out of the plane and everybody was like in good spirits and I was still in that place. And the fireman came over. The first thing that happened was the medical, the fire guy opened the door and looked at his, Oh shit. He goes, God, can I get a picture? And we get out of the fire a guy opened the door and looked at his oh shit. He goes God. Can I get a picture? And we get out of the plane and it's the four of us and him take a picture I have the picture everyone smile and I'm on the end like this just pale white just not no smile. Just like oh no

Yeah, like I couldn't even turn it on for the picture. Oh, no It was my biggest fear coming true like you know like yeah, you go there you you you literally go there That's what I was saying. I was thinking this could be how I die right now. And I, ah, man, where it takes you is nuts in your head. Have you seen this new plane that they've developed that doesn't have wings and it's going to be able to fly

to London from New York city, like super quick, like way, way way faster like less than half the time UFO it looks like a spaceship man and apparently it's got because it doesn't have a traditional shape there's a lot more room inside of it so it's fucking huge what yeah what's the technology I don't know I was just looking at some article about it and it's it's a new supersonic craft that looks like Instead of like when it looks like a like a giant arrowhead or something, okay? It doesn't look like a regular plane like that's what I like

That's it right there. Oh, that's not it. Oh, so that this you fly from New York in 3.5 hours in this new supersonic jet Can I see what the images look like also this is gonna be Commercially market. I thought it was like military that one seems like it that seemed like a military jet the one that I saw looked Like that thing. That's it. That's it 90 minutes. Look at that fucking thing. That's ridiculous. Look at that thing It looks like a train the same thing. Yeah, okay. It looks like That's just a view from the top so you can see it doesn't have like a regular wing It just has this crazy Immense space in the back and you're gonna you're gonna have room to like stretch out They'll just stuff it with humans

But probably not because it's probably gonna be super expensive only got room for one person that can't be the same thing is it? A passenger one it's an expensive ticket. It was talking about one that could seat passengers commercial routes, but hmm There's like one dude No, but I think there's one that they were working on maybe I'm conflating two different stories but there's one jet that they're working on that is not does not have wings and They were talking about it being able to have more space inside of it because of that Who's who's going on that like who's going like once? It's like approved is what the flight? This is the first commercial for there. It is. That's it. That's the thing

Look at that fucking thing that's crazy. Look at that thing That looks like a ufo wingless supersonic jet could transport passengers from London to New York in less than five hours What I don't know it's like six hours jet could transport passengers from London to New York in less than five hours. How long does it take now? Wait, what? I don't know. Oh, it's like six hours. Yeah, it's not much faster. Less than an hour faster, but you get to fly in a spaceship.

That's not fast at all. An hour faster? That's crazy, but it's supersonic. And it doesn't fit in the airport. I'll just book an earlier flight. Bro, how dope is that? Look, futuristic spaceship-like aircraft capable of transporting back in a little certain transporting 300 passengers at speeds of up to

1150 miles an hour That's yeah, that's like double the speed of a regular jet Even more a little bit more. Yeah, look how dope it looks though Yeah, see so the inside of it is so different because it doesn't have that tube, that it's got like space. Yeah, but how are we commercializing that? Like that cabin is gonna be comfortable. I don't know.

You're not gonna feel 1100 miles an hour? I guess not, I mean we don't feel 5600, right? Well, once you're up, once you're up and moving, what you feel is the resistance of like getting off the ground, right? You feel like this pull, and moving would you feel is the resistance of like getting off the ground right? Yeah like this pull And then once you level out in you know Whatever the the the height that you're gonna achieve is whatever the altitude is it doesn't feel like you're moving at all Yeah, you're going 500 miles an hour made by a designer. It's just it's a concept

I don't know that's just like private rooms for two travelers with a bedroom living room and an in-suite shower room and the living room fine Leather double seat sofa complete with dining tables a 32 inch flat-screen TV noise cancelling headsets a comfortable double bed a Full height shower vanity unit bathrobes and an in-flight chef at your service I got to be I got to tell you the flat-screen TV It really it really gets more credit than it is Oh, they get but that's a jet that goes 1200 miles an hour. That has a it's a home in the air It was 1200 miles an hour and they're like it boasts a 32 inch flat-screen TV When was the last time you saw a screen with a bubble?

Can we stop saying flat-screen, but it's like what do you it's like the thing is who is it for who who can purchase that? ticket and you're like Can we stop saying flat screen? But it's like, what do you, it's like, the thing is, who is it for, who can purchase that ticket? And you're like, one of the things I'm dangling in front of you is a 32 inch flat screen television. It says right here, nobody has shown interest in building the Sky OV Evo yet, but Oscar said he is offering his expertise to engineers, helping them in other projects.

So this is just an idea. Bro, you're gonna need to get ahold of them Saudi Arabian dudes That's who that's it though guys with all that loot. That's it. They might go hey how much to fix this make it work Yeah, I like a guy who's like how much is like all right? It's two billion. He's saying all right You throw in the 32 inch flat screen you got to do Okay, I can't do it make sure I get my hands are tied man. Let me go talk to my Manager I want a bathrobe. Okay, do it. I can't do it make sure I get my hands are tied man Let me go talk to my Manager we never do this

But it's December to remember and you got it, you know, yeah, it's our fucking I tell you what it's the end of the month It's a sales push. He's gonna let it go It's gonna give you the flat screen with your fucking spaceship Saudi wife walks outside our house on Christmas is one of the driver with A bow on it. Yeah Stevie's bullshit look how small look at the revolution this get through I Want a big one 32 inch just say flat screen that is not that big Yeah, why not just say why not put it's 85. There's like a high even flat screen. Why say that? Yeah, then there by no Hey your car comes with four round tires yeah

Oh, it's a flat screen right round tires right um what kind of tires you have everybody have around tires why they keep calling around Super fun flight thing would be a 12 rows of 33 people each imagine being in the middle. Oh God, if you have to piss. Oh my God. You didn't get a bedroom. Oh my God. What were the other things they boasted about?

A shower, a TV, 32 inch flat screen TV, noise cancelling headsets so you can't hear the other people in the poor section scream. Double seat sofa. What? Imagine someone fucking going ballistic while you're going a thousand miles an hour because people go ballistic on planes now it's kind of a new thing yeah they go crazy see aliens they start screaming they're gonna take the plane out like it happens it seems like once a month

there's some new video of some guy going bonkers on some guys with those clothes off and ramping on the aisles they had to land I just saw that oh just really imagined the fear that you would have if you were on a plane and you saw some guy going bonkers you know like god damn it the anxiety you'd have like fuck yeah as soon as you as soon as you hear it start you're like what's this gonna be what is gonna be what if it's like a new disease what if it's like that uh did you ever see that movie 28 days later? Yeah when they shot the chimps up with this thing called rage rage Yeah, Jim gets out. Yeah and gets that dude and then the fucking that was like was that the first zombie movie?

Like they were like super fast Silly Murphy's yeah that in my opinion is the best zombie movie. I saw that two days in a row Fuck that's one of like five movies. I seen two days in a row. It's one of like five movies I've seen two days in a row the second one's good, too I did I would I didn't like I went to it opening next I was like This is amazing and I didn't I didn't like it as much. Well, the first one was so revolutionary You know It was just and it was a different concept like a man created zombie virus that just infects everyone immediately

Instantly turns you into a fucking monster. But the thing is that virus is kinda like what rabies is. Rabies isn't as effective, cause it doesn't turn you into a screaming, running maniac trying to bite people. But the reason why animals with rabies bite you, they have no fear of you, and they bite you to give you rabies.

They're trying to give it to you Really? Yeah, you're saying that's something in the composition of rabies Yes elicits the need yes to pass it on a hundred percent How does that how does how does I don't like it compute that there's a lot of examples in nature of? viruses and parasites tricking organisms into doing things that are not in their best interest. And I think a virus could easily find a way to hijack the way an animal's mind works and to force it to be aggressive if it wanted to be transmitted a lot. That's the only reason why it would make sense that they would want to be, because if they're so aggressive, they could risk death. Like an animal being recklessly aggressive is not good for its longevity, right? Because

you could be recklessly aggressive with a wolf or something that could kill you, and you run up on it, it just eats you. But if you could bite it first, then you can give it rabies. And then that thing's going to bite a bunch of other things, especially if it's big enough to kill you. Now it can then that thing's gonna bite a bunch of other things especially It's big enough to kill you now can bite everything Like there was a bunch of travelers that went across the country like during the Lewis and Clark expedition a couple of them I believe got rabies. I think more than one of them got raped. See if we find that Everybody it's not now. I know they have rabies shot, but let's say on without the shot. Is that fuck certain death? No. Yeah It's like 99 point something percent certain death. There's a few people that have survived now

they're figured out a way to put people into medically induced comas and The problem is this is obviously coming from someone doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about but what I understand is it's a very, very old virus and a dangerous one because what it does is it works faster than your immune system can fight it off. And so your immune system is fighting off rabies, but it can't win. Rabies just hijacks everything and makes its way through. And by putting someone in a medically induced coma, they found a way to reach equilibrium where the resources of the person's body are not being required anymore and the immune

system can fight off the rabies and with medication they were able to do it. But they also can get you, if you just got bit. Yeah, how much time do you have? You have like very little time. Oh really? You have like hours. Oh sure. You got gotta get to the hospital Quickly and they'll test and they'll hopefully they'll if you have the animal that killed you they want to test the animal

But they'll give you these shots that are apparently like brutally painful. I think they go into your stomach Like what it what did I ask you to Google right before that? What did I ask you to Google right before that? This is a heavy Google day. The Lewis and Clark thing, but I didn't see that. So I'm now digging up, like maybe it's another traveler. The Lewis and Clark thing, you didn't hear about a guy getting rabies? I didn't see anything with that on my quick search. It might have been another one of them dudes making it across the country stories,

which I've read a lot of. They're fucking terrifying. Those days were terrifying. But it's just like a virus like that that wants to be transmitted and then tricks the animal to being aggressive. That's one of the weirder things about viruses. They're so sneaky and how they evolve. Like these new COVID strains, they realize the best thing to do is be like super transmissible,

but not that bad. That way you stay alive. You don't kill the host, you know. And like there's so many instances in nature of things like tricking things into doing stuff. You know, like parasites that take over an animal's body and force it to do stuff. Yeah. Bleak. It's weird. The weirdest one is we were talking about this the other day grasshoppers to get this Aquatic worm this aquatic worm climbs inside of it Hijacks his brain and when it's ready to give birth tricks the grasshopper and drowning itself so that it could be born

So it just takes over the grasshopper's brain and then leaps into the fucking water So it can be born and so the grasshopper just drowns and it just slithers out of the grasshopper's body. Wild! Yeah. That's wild. Tricks it into commending suicide. What's the evolution of that? Exactly! You know what I mean? Like how the fuck? Yeah. And how is it so common? It's so insanely common apparently. That's wild. Yeah. That's fucking wild. So grasshoppers, like they have a number one look out for this fucking thing I think they just have it. I think a lot of them have it. I think they've done Studies on grasshoppers, and I think they've done this on praying mantises, too But a lot of them have these worms in their bodies how often you see a grasshopper all the time you do yeah

I haven't seen one in years where you living Time you do yeah, man. I haven't seen one in years where you living Yeah, I know but still gotta go where grasshoppers live they don't come visit, but where do they live is it just grass I mean they live in open fields. I mean I Encounter grass you know what I mean yeah, but I'm gonna see one in the neighborhood no That's why I've seen him in the past. I haven't been in guess. There's probably a few I bet you I've seen less than 10 grasshoppers in front of my face in my life Wow, yeah, that's crazy. No, I've seen a lot of them to praying mantises You mentioned that Dave Dave. I don't like them at all

They freaked me the fire one time was getting gas and there was one on the right on the thing And I was a road trip my friends were going to DC and it was like in the middle of the night and I'm getting Guess my friend it was back in the days of the night And I'm getting guests my friend It was back in the days when they had the handheld camcorders and we're like look at that thing and I'm like dude Just like I'm sick right here And he goes kid take that take the camcorder. I'm gonna get the guests I'm filming the thing and it just turns and lunges at me and I it literally looks like a That fucking like what's that movie that alien no no the movie with starship trip

Or the person standing in the corner. It was like that horror movie that like a handheld camera. Oh Blair Witch You just hear me go like my voice got so high and then the camera just drops, and it just goes to like to static You see it lunge at me first. Yeah, we're lucky. They're little huh. Why do they rip? What is that about the ripping of the the head off? What do you mean the praying mantis the female rips the male's head off after they have sex? But she's just a bitch is that it that's that's a lot of a lot of it in the insect community Is that true right? You know that one of the worst ones is ants some ants will take the male and The females will take the male and cut all his legs off and just drag him to the colony

This is like a history of rabies and I got to this part of the hair of the dog What is that and work your way back to get this how they used to treat? Rabies before they understood what the fuck it was That what that reference is from here. It was recommended to salt and eat the flesh of the offending dog. Oh my god Another strategy included drowning a puppy of the same sex as the dog who had bitten the person and having a human victim Eat the liver raw. What? I lost what we're talking about rabies rabies how to get rid of it because they had no idea they knew that it was coming From canines they kind of got that so then you locate a puppy and just kill it

What year was this Jamie this it doesn't say because it says we're the 1982 We're in the middle of like Romans the Greeks Wow I wonder if the dog thing worked like if you get some of the rabies virus through cooked meat Burning hair picked from the tail of the dog and inserting the ashes into the wound What whoa this treatment lives on today? in name and spirit with the hair of the dog whoa Hangover cures which calls for alleviating blood and alcohol induced symptoms with more alcohol consumption We're learning. Holy shit. That's what the hair of the dog comes from that's wild. That's crazy

Why do you got work? What do you got a salted? For taste he's like You get bit do me a favor you got to just bite that thing eat it put some salt on it for taste But you got to get in here you get a salt up for me Who do you think you have salt on you like you know it's like? But it's probably how they preserve it or something maybe I mean maybe they thought like salt was gonna kill salt Yeah, I mean, that's how they preserved stuff. Yeah back then they'd cover meat with salt They'd cover everything like they had wars were over salt like salt was like really important and now they get away for free

Yeah, imagine being someone from the salt war days. It's not like the most yeah and going into a restaurant We died for you fucking we just twist it whenever you want. Yeah, who the fuck is salt? Imagine how they would freak out them to salt bay like what? I can imagine how they would freak out if you took them to Salt Bay like what the fuck are you doing? Especially to get the state covered in gold like you fucking asshole I love salt bay gets bitty like ah how many villagers I had to slaughter to get that much gold Fuck is wrong with you you animal They lost the thread on how they got it this guy wrote a book early 19th century on causes of rabies Oh, there's an interesting one when you get to like the fourth cause it says what the bite of a rabid animal

Was named first it was picked as quickly followed up by a cold night air Eating beech nuts a fall and the involuntary association of ideas Can I have some more of the weed that we were smoking? I need to understand that. Yeah. Yeah, I Don't know what that means. This guy was smart and bright for his time, but it's like just proof that they didn't know what rabies You don't know what it means you voluntary Association of ideas can cause rabies to give this guy credit He is I think one of the first people to accurately describe it as a disease of the nervous system as opposed to blood-borne. What do you think that means, an involuntary association of ideas?

What does that mean? Isn't that just life? Involuntary association. Like, someone could get some wild ideas in your head and those can cause rabies? Is that what it means? I'll type in rabies and see if it means it seems so ridiculous I didn't I didn't really understand what the sentence meant what does that mean clinical features of rabies patients with abnormal sexual behaviors as the

presenting manifestations abnormal sexual so the rabies wants to be transmitted sexually yeah what is abnormal sexual behavior mean 32 year old man with frequent ejaculation as the initial symptom of rabies was first reported wow you just can't stop well I know a lot of guys with rabies then. Then a literature review was conducted using databases including CNKI, Sinomed, VIP, Wangfang, Data, Science, Direct, ProQuest, Ovid, and PubMed. In addition to our case, 54 other rabies cases with abnormal sexual behaviors

are the presenting manifestations, have been reported since 1970. Among 55 cases, 51 were male, durr, and three were female. Unknown gender for one case. Oh God. Even back then? With ages ranging from 6 to 71 years. Wow. All cases were reported in developing countries 46 in China dog bites were the major source of infection

And extremities were the main exposure sites Wow That's crazy 83% 83.6 percent cases had abnormal sexual behaviors as the initial symptoms the major presenting manifestations were What does that word pre-app pre-app ism? What is that word? Pre-apsis, pre-apism? What does that mean? Pre-apism? Am I reading this right? You get bit by a dog in China and you just started jacking it? Just coming. A rare condition, a prolonged erection of

the penis, that's right. The full or partial erection continues hours behind. It isn't caused by sexual stimulation. So that's what this is. This is like they're so wild and randy that they have a constant hard on and ejaculation in males and hypersexuality in females. All cases were clinically diagnosed based on medical history and clinical manifestations given no standardized post-exposure prophylaxis. All cases died With the survival time between 1 and 15 days. Yeah, most people get rabies die

That's hope makes the story more fun All right Let me take out the rabie part of it right just you catch that you get something where you have that disease You have the heart on you can't get rid of you just keep ejaculating ejaculating is fun We have that disease you have the heart on you can't get rid of you just keep ejaculating ejaculating is fun How long before it's not like how is it like in 20 minutes? you don't like it anymore a couple days like like if you're just Constantly feeling the feeling of client of ejaculation is it like can you perform your regular tasks? It's another level of health just like that fucking head getting sewn back on the body. It's hell right Like and 20 minutes 20 minutes exhausted you just keep coming

I can't take this any yeah, imagine like never not being horny. There'll be hell was this guy He's got he has a hundred orgasms a day Well there you go Yeah, and zero friends Oh, okay. Well there you go Yeah, and zero friends No, that's all that is like he's having a blast. He's faking it. He's got rabies. He's faking it He's not nobody comes that hard after 199 there's a hundred orgasms day. That's the hundredth one. He's

No way if you've ever jizzed more than three times in a day the third one is dust The third was just a promise of future jizz so that's 97 blanks This person was came out as transgender and suffers from persistent genital arousal syndrome. Is that the thing? Mm-hmm What's is there? Yeah, but I mean, prove it, bitch. You got your pants on. That's an HR nightmare, if I'm being honest. Yeah.

That's an HR nightmare. I want, I want you to really show us, we're just going to give you and keep you in an aquarium and really show us that you're always hard and this isn't just an act for attention. Yeah. You might be kooky. You always got to throw that in, but anytime you add some gender thing into like any kind of possibility of someone being kooky, everybody, how well I can't do that.

Yeah. Gender's involved. You surface it gender just like who wipes the slate clean. Yeah. What a time. What a time, Salvatore. What a time. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine that. So let's say he does have it. What is his life for real? It's just nothing all time constant nothing, but but he's had enough time to call the news Come watch me come. Yeah, he's a freak guys a freak Me you have to document these things if you're a journalist, otherwise, what are you doing? Right? Why are you there? But so he can he not work. Can he not be be in a relationship can you I can't work any money What money for the government? Does he go to Easter with the family like what is he oh my god?

It's really he's really sitting there just orgasm is that real when was the last time you've been over like that one came for? the 80th time It's fine. I mean while he's losing weight like a pro wrestler Face was purple That's got to be old things. No blood pressure. You're getting too much time on this. Yes. I think he's full shit I'm just guessing I mean look if you really does suffer from that, you gotta imagine. Imagine suffer from it and no one believes you? You're right, I have to take it back and I apologize. Because you gotta imagine,

some people are definitely hornier than other people. Some people are actually asexual. They're like, you can keep it. Sure. I don't want it, keep it. Back to our rabies case, it says that this happened to someone up to 40 or 50 times a day by the fourth day.

Oh my. A 32 my old man in China God 32 year old Chinese man began to have frequent ejaculations. How are they coming out buddy? They just shoot now. Are you touching your dick? Like what does that mean? Frequent ejaculation sound you like you're passing the buck. Do you ever help one along or hit all? All hands free He's like 45 or hands-free five were him the wildest is the chimps at the zoo just jacking off in front of Any touch any touch

When frequent ejaculations increased to 40 to 50 times on the morning of day four the patient went to a local clinic on the morning of day four the patient went to a local clinic 50 times a day this dude was not he's like maybe I need to get this looked at Traditional Chinese medicine for the treatment of imbalance of yin and yang you're telling me However symptomatic treatment to rebalance the yin and yang had no effect. Crazy. In the same afternoon, he was sent to the community hospital in Beijing with the following symptoms, headache, dizziness, nausea, malaise, fever of 39 degrees Celsius, irritability, tachyphrasia, speech difficulty, hypervacillation, hypersalvation.

He was subsequently transferred to a territory, territory, what's that word? Terciary? Terciary Hospital, third hospital, sorry, in Beijing for further diagnosis and treatment but the etiology remained unidentified. At around 10 p.m. on day four, a patient was sent to Infectious Disease Department of Peking University, third hospital, and was transferred to Emerge Department due to tachycardia and dysphonia. His complaints included high penis sensitivity, painful erections and ejaculations 40 times a day triggered by any touch or ejaculations without erection and release of the semen,

as well as headaches, nausea, chest congestion and fever. There was no significant improvement after fluid infusion, symptomatic treatment, other supportive therapies. No di...this is how we're all gonna die, Sal. This is what's gonna happen. Someone is gonna hear about this and go, okay, so what you're saying is a little rabies is really good. What we need is

an inert form of rabies. What we need is a rabies vaccine that gives you just constant rock hard boners for guys who like to party, you know, I went blue shoes not enough Yeah, when you just want to be a different thing than a person and you also don't want rabies. Yeah Well, we've got the imagine if like every guy starts doing it just like how many women have fake boobs now quite a few They'll be like what if like most guys it'll be like baseball They want to go everyone's got to do it if you want to compete you got to get the rabies shot

Yeah, did you get your rabies shot? You're 16. You can get a rabies shot 16 Don't listen those Robert Kennedy, Jr. Pussy says no fucking side effects. Let's get your rabies shot get your fucking dick on Imagine if like something switched who can do it. Well if you think of animals so like tigers Tigers can breed 50 times a day when a female tigers and heat the tiger just keeps fucking they fucked to the little Literally is that where easy tiger comes from I don't know what that term is easy tiger. Oh, no We just found out the hair of the dog you might be right maybe But that's for a short period of time when the females in season, right? If she's not an estrus he won't do that

But if a person has sex for fun like if a person could be as horny as a tiger all the time What a terrifying world we would live in someone's working on that That's what I'm worried about like Like if someone just said, look, look, there's certain medications that get created that are essentially performance enhancing medications that you can prescribe to people for stuff. You know, like when they first, I think this is true, Pro Vigil, I think the initial idea behind, check to see if this is true, I think the initial idea behind it was using it as a performance enhancing substance

But then they couldn't do that because you can't just prescribe something to help people's performance You have to have a sickness and so they went with I think it was insomnia No, not insomnia. What's the other one? We just pass out We faint what's that one Jamie? We just Narcolepsy, so I think they use it for narcolepsy and if you ever taken provigil or new vigil, it's it's a weird Chemical and I think Tim Ferriss when he wrote one of his books He decided to not put it in there because he was worried that people would just eat it like If they knew how effective it was.

Really? Yeah. And he but he and a lot of people have the opinion that there's no such things a biological free lunch. There's no such thing as one thing that turns on that much of your brain. That's probably not doing something that we don't know about yet. You know, it could be like fucking something up long term like who knows? Let's get some studies done.

Yeah. But I've taken it before on trips. Like if I had to go somewhere like say if I had a drug like if I did A gig in San Diego, and I had to drive back home to LA the gigs done at like midnight You know we grab our shit. We throw it in the car, and it's two hours of driving Yeah, and you're fucking tired at like one in the morning if your head starts nodding out if I take one of those No worries no sleep not happening for however, but not not speedy. That's what's we really yeah No, no, it doesn't increase your heart rate. It doesn't make you like a blabbermouth. You can't shut the fuck up It's not like that. Yeah, it's like a weird sort of like like the idea of being sleepy just gets erased

Is it crash? That's the problem. That's why I think Tim Ferris was worried about putting in the book. It doesn't seem to have much of a crash. Really? I didn't feel it. I mean, everybody's different. Did you sleep when you get home? Yeah. Yeah, I slept. You also slept? Yeah. I went to bed when I got home, which is like two ish, two thirty ish, whatever it took us to drive back, drop everybody off. I think I was like Maybe a half an hour later. I was asleep Wow Yeah, didn't stop me from sleeping, but it stopped me from falling asleep at the wheel or being drowsy at the wheel You know those moments where the fucking road just starts hypnotize you know the white lines

Yes, like oh no, and you're literally like what am I gonna? Do like am I ever gonna pull over on my I'm gonna push through this it happens a lot for us I'm driving a lot on the road with my manager Jeff. He gave me the best advice. Yes the best advice I do it every time I know I have to drive it I'm tired you get ice cold water and a rag like a bat like like washcloth sure That's the best if you have ice in the washcloth That's the best and a little bit of water and put it just get a little Tupperware thing of ice and water And a washcloth and when you feel tired you just take that washcloth you rub your face real quick. It goes away

Really? Yep goes away and then five minutes later you might need it again, but you got it right there You rub it in your face goes away. What happens if you don't like it gets nice is the factor not the cold water. Yeah, the cold water wakes your face right up and it works. It just stimulates it does whatever it has to do to snap you out of this cycle of droning and just people fall. I can't I went to high school with fell asleep behind the wheel and died. It happens. Me too. Actually, my friend Tommy had an accident where he blacked out behind the wheel and crashed his car Yeah, I think about this often now because my parents they live in a different state and it's like only like 75 minutes away But they come to visit me and then when they can't be both visit you and then they go home and I'm like I'm just getting yeah recently my mom told me she's like I I

Don't want to I had to get a coca-cola something because I get sometimes I start to fall asleep I'm like what I'm like, then don't don't make the drive. Yeah, don't you say no, I'll be alright I'm like, but you don't know you that you will like I couldn't believe she told me that like she sometimes like does a little It's like mom Jesus, you know, so she's like, alright So now it's like I don't forget that point where it's like limited that she can't come to me anymore I don't know. I get her a Tesla. Yeah She's like 74 she asked me for a mountain bike Gotta get her a Tesla. Yeah Like for she asked me for a mountain bike for Christmas so here it does it enhances cog cognition to

The drug manaphanol was developed to treat narcolepsy kind of excessive sleeping But it's widely used off license as a smart drug to promote cognitive enhancement Where qualities such as alertness and concentration are desired to assist someone with for example Exam preparation. I bet they give that shit to fighter pilots, too. Don't you imagine I Need a laser. I mean the focus that's required is like unlike a humanly They don't I don't think they think about laws like whatever the fuck is the best thing for them. Yeah, give them that what are we stupid? Whatever the fuck is the best thing for them. Yeah, give them that what are we stupid? Someone's written down on paper. You can't give them that give him with it with a fuck. He was right He's flying a goddamn fighter jet. Yeah, you want those dude tune the fuck in you don't want them sober You want them on whatever adderall whatever whatever the fucking mixture is that stuff and adderall together?

Just like discipline pump them up. Yeah discipline fighter jet pilot with a little bit Adderall a little bit of that stuff Just locked and fucking loaded just in there. You you don't want any distractions. You want hyper focus It's your ass. What do you think a fighter pilots like Reggie? Do you think there's like they keep a certain regimen or something? They're very fit. At least the Blue Angels are I flew with the Blue Angels once Yeah, and the dude that flew with me was jacked He was and he was telling me that you really need to be physically strong to over because they don't wear a G suit They just use this method called hooking to likes you go like this hook So as the G's are hitting you you're forcing blood into your brain

Is this conscious yeah, and you you have to be strong to do it So like you go where the blue angels are they have weights all over the fucking place these guys are always working out I'm thinking cognitive what about cognitive? Oh you have to be a fucking genius But they have to have a routine though where they keep themselves sharp right? I mean like that's part of probably their daily lifestyle I'm sure always I'm sure there's constant assessments yeah yeah yeah I'm sure I'm sure there's probably like a lot of drug testing that's probably making sure you get in sleep I mean they're putting you at the helm of something that caught what are those things cost like what is a what is an fa 18 cost yeah let's take a guess is

it a hundred million dollars what is one of those things cost 300 million. What is like our that's fully loaded What's our top of the food chain jet right now? Like what's the best jet the Americans have? Because the one I flew in I believe was an fa 18 with the blue angels. It was it's insane Yeah, it's insane. They wanted to put us in one of those It's going through the fucking Canyon sideways You're like Who they go well a couple hundred feet off the ground is just a lion Yeah, I did throw we put we put the guy in the show on one and he went and he went out and he had deal

With all the stuff and they say this is what's gonna happen You're probably gonna get nauseous and throw up and blackout and you know And and that's exactly what happened And we had all the cameras in it and when he got back we couldn't see it like we couldn't see him So he just took off on the thing and there was cameras in there And then when he came back we were gonna just be like how to go cuz we and he came back He got a thing open. He looked like absolutely horrified ill

Sick like Trump traumatic. He threw up he passed out. He woke up. He threw up He passed out he came out he was crying and he goes that wasn't because the guy was just like Merciful with him. Oh boy. Yeah, and he was like, it's not funny I'm not we shouldn't be not even gonna put on here. Did they teach him how to like? Yeah, it's conscious. I mean they teach him how to do the hooking Yeah, we there he got a little he got the briefing, you know I got it through the heart of art and then I got cocky in another part And I didn't do it quick enough

And I blacked out the part that I blacked out in was way less geez The part that I didn't black out was like seven geez which is crazy And then I think the one I blacked out was like four or four and a half. I blacked out I just didn't a hook in time I just wasn't sure if I should be doing it now like when to do it Yeah, and the pilot when you hear the pilot hooking, that's what's really scary. I hear him going I'm like, oh shit. He's blacking out too. Like he's experiencing what I'm experiencing. Yeah, what happens if he doesn't the hoots don't work What he's gonna work? Yeah, those fucking dudes. Those dudes are

American yeah, if you want you want the rest of the world to be worried about America You want to be worried about fighter pilot guys? Yeah real Men, what did you say? No, I don't fucking pilot that car jet What did you see in there? What do you mean like you're sitting in the jet, right? I see I'm that's I mean I'm behind him So I'm seated. seated right behind him. Can you see? Oh yeah, I can see everything.

Oh you could. Oh yeah, there's fucking glass around you, man. No, no, seeing up, right? But so I'm just thinking, you're just looking into, like do you have any sense of scale? Like are you looking, like you don't see anything, you're just seeing blue sky? No, no, no, no.

You do that too, like we did a flip where you do the thing all the way around, we did that. So, but momentarily. But he's also going through the canyons at low altitude. Oh like in Top Gun 2. Oh, yeah. Oh shit No way that we did that. Yeah, you was that just let's do it Or did you have to get yourself there to get in that? I mean, I said whatever he wants to do I'm gonna do that's the thing they do. Yeah, they take you on this run. They like have a route they take you I don't trust it dude. Well, these are these are the crazy ones when they fly next to each other like fuck all that yeah

In the canyon it's my friend Mark Smith does that he did that with the Thunderbirds. He's a referee for the UFC I Is you have to be an exceptional Human being to be able to pilot one of those things I mean you have to be an exceptional human being to be able to pilot one of those things I mean you have to be on your fucking peas and cues. Yeah like superhuman. Yeah. Yeah What was that jet you were showing us it just lifts up off the ground? That's our top of the food chain Within 10% of the right 109 million aircraft show a video of that thing that thing is nuts man This thing is nuts watch how this motherfucker takes on first of all looks badass you see that thing coming at you like oh

We should have signed a treaty Look how it takes off look out points down at the ground Yeah, look at its asshole. Yeah, it's not gonna take a shit on you right now. It asshole talks down on the ground Look at that. That's insane dude. That is literally insane Yeah, the asshole tucks at the ground and it just lifts up in the sky. This looks fake Surreal that looks like like the the lunar orbiter getting pulled from the surface of the moon by special effects. That's wild Look at that thing. Oh, and that's how it lands as well bro are you fucking kidding me that's insane that's the 10 years ago so this is oh yeah now now it goes like the speed of

light that's visible the old model that's out an iPhone one today. What the fuck is that? Right like ten years ago in jets Nothing as a cigarette lighter in it. You kidding me with all the money that these dudes have to make these fucking things. I Mean, I guess they're just limited by physics, right? they're just limited by propulsion systems and the metal and the Geforce and the the pilot being able stay conscious 100% they're addicted they're gonna do that you have they're addicted to this right I would imagine you have to be addicted to I mean Do you what kind of car do you drive? BMW SUV they're nice. That's a nice car like don't you enjoy driving it? Yeah, I do

Nice, that's a nice car like don't you enjoy driving it? Yeah, I do Right if you're listening BMW, I like to get in a car and I like to Drive. Yeah, joy. Oh Man, I'm flying that fucking thing. You know a racetrack. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I went to the Indy 500 bank turn Look at this fucking turn. That is so insane. It's just so insane that these things can do this That they look how it just like hovers Like that's a nutty Craft that thing's nuts. Yeah, it's like it's at it's so agile. It looks like a bird I wonder how long it stays in the sky though. I bet it ain't long

I mean, where's all the gas that must be eating gas, you know, like I have a RAM truck Drx gets like nine miles to the gal. No imagine. Really. Yeah, really? Yeah Yeah, imagine what that gets. That's I mean how I mean You just fill nothing. It's probably got a 25 gas tank. Yeah, giant gas tank. That's how much how much of a fill up You don't get to eat on that thing now, right? You get to eat. Yeah, I mean you have a reserve tank, right? Probably no My dad had a reserve tank in his pickup. Yeah a whole second time. That's a dude worried about the future There was a dude that got a lease at the right day

Well, they do that with a lot of cars because a lot of those pickup trucks people have transport things over long distances No, just this was like a Ford F-150 or whatever. Yeah, Ford F-150 is probably the most popular pickup truck in the world. I think it is, probably next to the Toyotas. Toyota Tacoma might be number one. What's the most popular pickup truck in the world? It's either an F-150 or it's a Tacoma. I think, in my head, F-150 is a name I always, always, always have heard. You can't go wrong with an F-150.

They've been making those things just like Porsche 911 So we're making that same truck from the beginning of time. Just making it better every year for F-150s of this shit They're so durable my dad had him even growing up like we had their fucking great Is that the number one? That's it. That's it Ford F series most popular truck best-selling truck in the u.s. It's been that way for nearly half a century and they fucking deserve it. They're amazing trucks. Now that you say it, I think they say that in the commercial all the time.

It's like I said one is to have a Raptor, the most recent version, the six cylinder one is fucking great. Yeah, great truck man. Thirty two inch television. No, no flat screen. That's the only thing that sucked Yeah, I feel like if you're in that plane, you need a 60 inch flat screen. Yeah, we need to reorganize my room I want to be in a theater. I'm in the sky a spaceship

I don't want the bullshit ass third third two inches is like that big. It should look like cribs. That's not that big Yeah, 32 inches not big. That's like the first flat screen. Do you think I don't know how to count numbers 32 is not big? What is that? 20,000 pounds of internal fuel has a range of greater than 1200 Newton meters It was about a thousand miles it says it can fly for like two hours without needing refueling two hours They can refuel it in the air so they can stay up forever The point is like when they're on the gas though. I bet it really fucking burns fuel

My point is my truck my truck when I'm on the gas. Yeah Fuel it's a little gauge on the TRX that shows you with if you're running out of gas Yeah, it shows you what like your gas mileage as you leave it on just cry gallons an hour when using the afterburner to I want to see a Mid-flight refueling is that I remember on Yeah, do you play like original Nintendo? No top gun on original Nintendo? You had to refuse one of the things you have to do in between the day to refuel in the air And I was like they really do do that. That's insane. It's insane

They had to refuel in the air and I was like they really do do that. That's insane. It's insane That means again like those level of human beings that can pilot those things to keep their shit together like this Flying two jets right over each other like that like what and trusting the guy on the bottom to stay still like shut the fuck Up man. This is nuts and you've got gasoline You're pumping gasoline with your robot dick You're pumping gasoline with your robot dick Yeah into the vagina of this thing look out clamps up. That's nuts Dude, see how it like clamped in place because if it doesn't clamp then you got gas Spray and all your fucking jet engines that are hot as shit Did I'm more impressed with the the thing that has the gas in it actually the dick that was made second

Yeah, like that's newer technology than the jet itself. It's all nuts, dude I mean just the fact that they have this thing is nuts. Look at it and It's it's really kind of weird that it takes war for us to make something That's that cool, right like that amazing to look like if you're a guy like what a guy's guys love fast cars We love spaceships rocket ships like I know a lot of girls to to don't get me wrong but men generally design these things I can the ultimate is that and the old you only get that if you go to war you gotta kill people to get that yeah the best of the best of the best minds and the best of the best of the best people

that can pilot that thing all Driven by war like if Bezos goes out I mean Bezos has like 200 billion dollars because I want a fucking fighter jet man He's sitting around with a super hot girlfriend with a shirt on button to the navel. You know what I want I want a fucking fighter jet. He can't even have a fighter jet. That's bullshit You can have the biggest yacht in the world. You could have the most beautiful wife. You could have a fleet of Rolls Royces. No fighter jet. Fighter jet is only for people who get to kill people.

You could have a gun. We could let you have a gun. You could have a rifle. You could have a shotgun. If you want a short-barreled shotgun, you got to get a tax stamp and you got to go through the government. But if you want a pistol, you can, you can get a pistol but no fighter jet not a fighter jet No, you can't have a tank either

Shut the fuck up. Well, there goes that Getting through that's only 79 grand Because it's only gonna last for one flight You buy them yeah, oh my god. That's a jet now million dollars, but you're not allowed to buy that new one what well Talk to Lockheed and you have enough money. Do you think they would sell you one of those jets? Do you think I'm putting this in Jeff Bezos is here right now? Probably have a contract with the government to not sell them the same stuff that they're selling the government

But they might be able to make you a slightly different one. So these are like 1991's. Scroll up a little bit. That one was like a little above that. 1992. But that's a propeller plane. Think of the market that you're selling to. That's not.

Ooh, look at that one. That looks like a jet. It's in Illinois. But no one's buying that unless they're a pilot, right? I mean. Or a Falcon Psycho. How small is a demographic that could possibly buy? I can't believe you could buy these. But no one's buying that unless they're a pilot right I mean or so how small Small as a demographic that could possibly believe you could buy these now they have to be an armed right they have to have taken Well helicopters different. Oh my god. You buy a black one. How much is really how much the car to call for? It's a premium listing call for price

They don't list it translate this into rubles they don't listen like listing the price there is gonna shock me yeah 110 grand hello I am calling from Illinois I seek to buy on the open up I want to know for sure how much for just my children love black walk down I thought the fun thing by a black art okay you buy a 92 jet for three million dollars three million two hundred thousand dollars in Redondo Beach California and look it's got dope camo on it too like if you're gonna fight smurfs you could blend in how inferior do you think that model is to a current model oh it has to be crazy inferior but still insanely cool but do you think you actually get those missiles? I want a missile

What was that? Did you ever see that the Netflix thing it was project Odessa right where Dude was a drug runner, and he bought a sub from the Russians and they asked him he wanted to buy nuclear missiles, too Oh, yeah yeah yeah. And this is like at the fall of the Soviet Union. Right right right. Did he? I don't think he did.

No. It just was on Netflix? Yes. I watch a lot of stuff high and it rings a bell. Yeah. Operation Odessa. It's fucking amazing. That's the sub.

They sold him a sub. Wow that's crazy. That's the sub. They sold him a sub. Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy. Bro, the documentary is amazing because it's all real, but it seems like a plot of like a Guy Ritchie movie. It's so nuts. It's so nuts. A sub, that's even, I wonder, you know what? I wonder if a sub like can almost go on auto. Do you, how, what level of pilot do you have to be to drive a sub you think? Oh, it's a good question. It's probably really hard because you have to do all by instrumentation, right? Yes, like what do you you imagine?

How terrifying must be if you're in a place that you know, there's rocks under the water You drive around with this tube compressed by a thousand feet of water. Just hoping you know bang into something I'm hoping you're all your fucking sensors work correctly. Yeah down there I wouldn't get in one what the fuck dude But I mean like actually like actually piloting it. I know that the reading instrumentation So that's a lot of stuff, but like I wonder what it is actually like to like is he just like You know like I would imagine just like this and that's now they must have so many

You know like I would imagine is it just like listen that's now they must have so many Decated sensors, you know the big theory about all this stuff is that We have sensors in the ocean and they're they're all over the place and that our government and our military set them up there And that they knew when that That submarine with all those rich people Compressed and imploded, they knew when that happened. They knew exactly when that happened. So all that shit about still looking for the people, it was all bullshit.

They knew those people were dead. But then, so then they released the fact that they had recorded this explosion that happened in the same area. Oh, this footage of it? But the real conspiracy is they don't think that they have those things under the water to detect submarines that they have those things under the water for UFOs and that a lot of the The activity that we're seeing with all this UFO UAP stuff is things that are coming in and out of the water That's why they're always near the water. I have not heard that. Yeah, that's the wildest one

You know like what the government's underwater searching like they have like imagine there's a top secret program that's setting up these underwater detection systems and listing systems and videotaping things because things are going in and out of the ocean. So you have to figure out like where's their insertion point, where can we set up and they're just like setting up these monitoring stations to try to figure out what the fuck is going on down there There's a place we can't even go and there's a whole little village of these motherfuckers Spaceships shooting out of the bottom of the ocean and off into the sky. I have enough problems on my mind already I don't need

this one. I mean if they wanted to hide in plain sight that's the place to do it. Hide right in the ocean. Have you watched Sugar? Which Sugar? It's a new show Colin Farrell on Apple TV. Oh I saw the preview of that the other day. Is it good? Yeah it's I've been watching it and it's like I didn't know where it was going and then it takes a real sharp turn and what you kind of thought You were watching you you realize that maybe you weren't it's like I don't I can give it away But don't yeah, I was gonna say if you if you're gonna I take you're already fucked it up now I'm gonna be looking for that sharp turn. Yeah, you'll never see it though. So don't okay Also, my memory is shit. Yeah, I'll probably forget about it. Don't even I was a what we talk about

Also, my memory is shit. Yeah, I'll probably forget about it. I was a Rabies you you think that alien that they've those alien matter They cop to like a few months back is real cuz back then I thought it was now people saying it's bullshit What do you mean? What do you know when they felt they? That alien like they showed the alien that they found What is this one? Did I miss this one? but the government came out and said that they They literally made a statement saying we have alien matter, but like matter like actually What crush said about biologics? I think it's what he's oh You talking about the whistleblower who got in front of was it Congress? Yeah, they got in front of them. Yeah

see Was it Congress? Yeah, they got in front of him. Yeah see Those things are interesting because it's all just talk until they could show you something but they showed something Okay, there's no bodies Maybe they have something around the same time then that story hit of the Excuse me. Not only the Vegas. Yeah the Vegas story, but like the Mexican mummy that they had that was like that little tiny Yeah, but that was bullshit. I know I'm saying they all hit the news Yeah, it's the Vegas story the backyard with the kid calls He's I'm staring at something he get frozen like in his place Yeah

And there's like some image in the backyard that you can see on film that they've run through like CGI And to try to figure out whether or not it's fake run through AI rather and they don't think it's fake But doesn't mean that it's not like a dude in a costume or something It's like you just forget you're just hanging out your backyard and the aliens just happen to land there real quick and take off That one him I was following up for days and they didn't like follow up with them Well, the family's probably undocumented because it seems like they some of them at least are probably not documented. They weren't speaking English Yeah, right wasn't that the case no the kid was because he called 911 they play the call am I thinking the same one? Was there a bunch of people that were speaking Spanish

Body cams, maybe they don't want the attention because then people are showing up at their house Maybe they really legitimately did see it and they got freaked out Who fucking knows, man? But if like individual things that happened like that, if it did happen, nobody would fucking believe you. Just like a ghost story. Like if there was also, if you went out to let your dog out, you're like, come on buddy, gotta take a leak. You take them outside and you're staring eye to eye with like this four foot tall creature with giant black eyes. and it's standing in front of this like Transparent glowing orb that it just stepped out of and you're sitting there going what? The fuck yeah, and you're now crazy, and then it gets back into that thing and

Yeah, and disappears into the cosmos, and you're like what the fuck man Yeah, and who do you even tell if you tell me I'll go, okay What is that stuff you said you were taking? Yeah, how much do you take that's a normal day that person? What's what was yesterday like a person would be deemed crazy stressed out? Problem with your lady what's going on? Yeah, you're seeing things, but if it is a thing that's just uncommon But happens that's got to be that would be the wildest one. Of all the possibilities, of all the things that it could be, the wildest one it would be.

This is an actual life form that occasionally visits. Yeah, I saw something, I didn't know what it was once. I was driving at night on the highway. Was it a vagina? Ha ha ha ha. See what I did there? You got me. See what I did there? Was it a, was it? You got me

Where were you I don't know I was like driving home from a show But I wasn't far from home. Maybe like less than two hours away. I know that and I saw the light The sky I mean a flat not a little the sky didn't light up like a flash of light that lit up the sky But it came from like as far as my eyes could Think that believe that the distance of my eyes could see it was it came like it was really far away I was like, oh, what was that and then in like a fraction of a second later it flashed again and it was half the distance and then One more time like I like I mean like one second later of flesh And it was like the flesh was where I was and then there was no more flashes after that

Yeah, and my girlfriend was in the Passengers he was sleeping and I woke her right up after that I was I actually was looking around at other cars even was gonna pull over and say like did you just see what I just Saw but nobody like really stopped. I didn't stop either, but I can't explain it It's how long ago is this um I would say Maybe a little less than ten years Seven eight years ago, maybe Yeah, I can't explain it really can I know what it's not I know I wasn't seeing things you know

I got it wasn't like oh there was a building or this light flash I it was distinct it was something I hadn't seen before, like the way that the light came. I think it's probably some kid on some planet somewhere with a drone just having a good old time. Like a laser gun. He's probably doing a reality TV show for true TV, an Alpha Centauri. I mean, imagine if, like, what we're seeing

is just, like, kids' toys. Enough people say it, yeah, right? Kids' toys. Like, you know, no one even cares about what the humans are doing but kids do sometimes kids will send a drone down here Check it out You know so possible. It's so possible. Yeah, it's also possible the more time goes on the more I look at those little grays. I'm like why are we even assuming those things are alive like the way we're so the gray aliens Oh, yeah, why are we even assuming

those things aren't some robot like we're real close to making robots like super duper close and why would you risk sending a person or a living thing right across the galaxy at a fucking billion miles an hour when you guys just use a little robot people they're really good now like giant heads they don, they can't fuck. And you get these little robot guys to go and collect sperm samples from people and fucking take them up into the spaceship and run experiments on them and drop them back off. Yeah. Maybe they're old robots. That could be true too. Yeah. Yeah, that could be the future of intelligent species. They all become some sort of electronic thing.

Yeah, that could be, that sounds terrible for us, but if you were being objective, you'd go, I can see how that could be possible. If I start thinking about this stuff, if I can't sleep or something, I start thinking about this stuff. I'm in the age right now where I'm having that full on existential thing happening like never happened before but I can't it's all the time now I'm just like what is going on here yeah that's what's most

people's lives yeah that's how most people think just like it's weird just wondering what the future will be and just be like someone would be around to see it someone in our lineage will be around to see hopefully Yeah, or not. Yeah, that's the thing eventually It's gonna be not the I mean everyone wants to look at you know Look at big picture, but really look at big picture like this Sun is gonna wipe us out. We're not gonna make it We're gonna get to a certain point whether it's a billion years from now or whatever They think it's gonna be where the earth is no longer habitable right? That's just gonna happen

So when we're like, oh god, that's so far away well So it's a hundred years cuz you're not gonna make it to that either, right, so let's Fucking we got now. We're in a weird a good we got now. We're in a good spot right now I think cuz I don't know if this is like just historically this happens when everyone feels this but like I'm actually like I'm really nervous about the AI I really am and so I just I just feel like this this could be the precipice of the next like just the next yeah you know what life becomes not just the next thing but who takes advantage of it and how right it's like this newfound power

it's gonna be so different than anything else you've ever experienced before and and who who's in control of it And it's the second most feeling of unsafeness besides war. It's like it's up there with war, you know Yeah, it's like if you feel unsafe right now like unsafe but not I feel unsafe like in my lifetime unsafe You know, I don't know. Yeah, it's it's very different than anything that's ever happened before Because within a short amount of time, it's gonna be a real problem. It's gonna be a real thing that's smarter than us.

We're not gonna be the smartest thing. Now, if we just stop right now and pull the plug, who knows, maybe we'll be okay. We might not be okay if this thing keeps going. Or we might be, maybe I'm wrong. But it's like everyone says that, everyone says that. But yet they still, I mean, they've been I'm they'll never stop. Well, I think the problem is the Chinese government and the Russian government are not going to

stop. Right. And for us to stop right now would be very dangerous. Right. You know, if they become the first if China becomes the first to be able to utilize this incredible power and just do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want, and then it gets better and better and better under the power of this thing. That's not acceptable either. But then the problem is it's attached to weapon systems. And if it's attached to weapon

systems and all it has is like it has a desired outcome that it's trying to achieve. And this desired outcome, it's trying to achieve, right? And this desired outcome, yeah, it's not thinking about morals or ethics or how many people are going to die and how many innocent people are, what's the most effective way to ensure victory? And it's going to just do that. And that's going to be horrendous. And if someone from another country decides to do that first that could be a giant problem Real quick because all it would take is dismantling our grid. That's it All it take with that and we're fucked It's funny that there's no cuz like them turning everyone has like knows the theory of how thick turns on us

Even the people in positions that are racing to get this technology on us even the people in positions that are racing to get this technology. Yeah, it's a dog world out there man. But it's like, yeah, that's it. I mean, it's either I guess, don't be the one to get it or just, you know, in a way this thing that could destroy everything there. I mean, it's for protection. If you if we don't keep doing it, we're unprotected. It's basically the same argument that we have when we create the nuclear bomb.

Right. Same argument, right? We have to do it for the Nazis. Yeah, the Nazis get this first. We're all fucked Yeah, this is what I'm saying it war. It's like a nuclear bomb. Yeah, it feels like a ticking time bomb It really does I know I mean from with everything you read and it's like the Congress is not ahead of it. Like that's what I'm worried about like they think any type of like regulations and stuff Well, I did a podcast the other day about it and I think part of the problem is they can't really be There's no way they can know everything about everything right too many things going on in the world You know if you want to ask them about cobalt mining in the Congo and also ask them about

overfishing in the ocean and also ask them about the negative side effects of oil spills and also ask them what's going on with pharmaceutical drugs and what's, there's no way any congressperson, yeah, gun control, there's no way, there's no fucking way they're going to be in charge of all, and what are your thoughts on the border and also what are your thoughts on, you know, what about seed oils? It's just plugging holes. Yeah, there's no fucking way You can be really well read on all those subjects and be objective

Yeah, so we can't keep up They don't know what the fuck is going on and it's happening and all these super nerds are out there coding and and banging away At it and they're about to release chat GPT 5.0, which is gonna be the craziest of all crazy ones 5.0 which is gonna be the craziest of all crazy ones That's of all the ones that have happened before like each one of them is more insane than one before and chat GPT 4 is pretty fucking insane and then 4o is pretty fucking insane Really and when 5 comes out to 4o talks to like a girl I have not interacted with it at all not one time So I don't really know I see people making images and stuff and you know

I'll write a joke and you know write me an email I've seen that weird shit where it's like no, but I love you I saw like those stories that came out with like it was like it was it felt ominous You know like what like these changes that the emails or whatever But like I haven't I haven't really gone past that cuz I'm like, you know But it feels like you have to it feels like you actually have to you worse off if you don't kind of get acclimated I kind of get forced to paying attention to it because of this show and because of my friends like Duncan who's like Really really into it. Yeah Duncan uses AI all the time

Like if he was hanging out with you He would take your voice from a car like record you why you're sitting there talking They would run it through AI and then he would type up a bunch of stuff for AI to say like really embarrassing Things and then he would say so why'd you send me this and then we'll just start Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean they did it to Tony the other day. That's hilarious That's that's but that's ridiculous. So someone's I saw on a forum or someone someone sent me someone took my voice and Made me and and made it the Michael Jackson bad album So and they sent it out. It's it's it's my voice singing bad by Michael Jackson, but

Good, but it's my voice. That's it sounds like me to me And I was like this is such a we I remember I was playing a doing laundry I played I hit play and I was like this is fucking nuts and that is gonna be a living thing soon That's gonna be another Sal. That's gonna be another Bobby Lee That's gonna be whoever the fuck they want to make it you're gonna be able to make people That sound and look and behave exactly like that But we're gonna be able to bring Rodney Dangerfield back from the dead And he's gonna go on tour as a robot That's it

I'd see it for sure. Yeah, I would I just want to see what it's like That'd be weird imagine you brought Lenny Bruce back from the dead, but you didn't let him write new material, and he just bombed Like this is this is the guy we don't I Think this is this is the guy we don't And you know he's like stuck in 1965 he still thinks he's hey dig You know he just gets he's getting arrested for those jokes that people like nowadays They just like now it's nonsense my grandfather. Yeah, it's so easy That's funny. Yeah, because in the context of his time, what he was saying was revolutionary.

What is this guy saying? But it's hard for us to recognize, that wasn't that long ago, man. Not even at all, right? Wasn't it like 60, 70 years ago, that guy was getting arrested? For telling jokes? Yeah.

And then talking about certain things on stage? It's hard to imagine that society's changed that much in such a short amount of time. Is it the 50s? Well, he was around in the 60s too. When did he start getting arrested is the good question. I feel like it was, I wouldn't, 60s I don't think so.

People couldn't be still getting arrested then. I think he died in the 60s. I think that's I think he died of a heroin overdose. He was arrested at the Jazz Workshop in San Francisco in 1961 for using sexually explicit language. Although he was acquitted, law enforcement agencies put him under greater scrutiny resulting in drug arrests in Philadelphia and Los Angeles. So they just started going after him. And he did do a lot of heroin, apparently. I think that's also how he died. I think he died from heroin. And I think he died in the middle of the trials. They were just constantly going after him.

Wow. In the end, it was really sad because there's some recordings of him on stage where he's not even doing comedy. He's just reading from his legal papers and talking about his case. Wow. So people come to see him and he would just like rant about his case. It was like sad. I have a bunch of it. You always see his albums in like the thrift stores and stuff.

Or like when you go to the record store, the used ones, they're always like just a few bucks and like there's so many of them. Yeah. I always swipe everywhere on the road if there's a record so I'll swipe any comedy albums I can get whoever old not this that and they're always just like There's the same ones you see all that like readily available all the time like they yeah No matter where you are as I was like ten, you know, like rapping Rodney's, you know You know or that Eddie that Eddie albums you see everywhere. You see the Sun Sunset Strip you see that everywhere. Oh, yeah

But I got I mean I get Pat Cooper Alan King and every you know oh wow you know I got what's his name? Dick Gregory Yeah, red fox. It's come on put him on it's like You don't think to listen to these people and it's like it's out there. You know, it's also like a time machine Yeah, you get to peer into a time in like the 1960s where someone's on stage and some Comedy club in a different universe like the world's different. Everything's different then Like the reality is different. It's the middle of the Vietnam War. Everything's different. Yeah, they're on stage You kind of hear it in the recording. It's like baked into it It feels you know what I mean?

Like whether it's just what you know, you're listening to or just the way they recorded it Like I like I actually really like listening to the crowds on the records as well. It's it's different It sounds and feels different. Yeah for sure. Yeah how they react and stuff and the different people man Yeah, and their context that the civilization they lived in was just so different. It's so little access to information And the difference between people then and now is so vast in terms like how much we know about stuff How much information we have about stuff? Yeah, you know and back then it was why like that kind of comedy was only like a few Decades old it was wild man like nobody was doing like there's a great series of recordings from Richard Pryor at Red Fox's Comedy Club in LA And I bought a bottom once at a gas station. They just had him in like the cassette thing

Yeah, you could buy up and they're fucking great man Yeah, and they're just these recordings of like Richard Pryor fuck it around making up material Working the crowd you hear like ice and glasses and everything that's exactly what I love I love it's so cool yeah you just so cool clinking and the clanking and the shaking and stuff it gives like it's like a it's it's its own thing it's like a you know you've seen the priors tonight show right yeah sure yeah it just like totally clean cut. Yeah, it was like I know it was like wow. I know it's kind of weird It's kind of weird seeing that

Yeah, well that was also George Carlin George Carlin's early days. He's real clean cut and clean jokes Oh, yeah, I haven't seen any or a suit and a tie Yeah, so you can find early George Carlin.lin yeah you'd look at me like no way that's the hippie guy yeah like no way yeah I got to I don't lose material though I don't know what was like very clean very like regular comedy look at them for our entire lives and I've noticed something holy shit when the Westerns involve Indians and sometimes they don, sometimes it's Brian Don Levy with a black hat and a crooked card game.

When they involve Indians, the big scene always- That same eyebrow thing. When the Indians finally attack the cowboys, we've been waiting for it throughout the entire movie, you can see them standing on the hill. 65. And that's the big scene, when they finally get to them, and you always see exactly how the cowboys prepare for this attack. They're pulling wagons around the circle, get them old ladies up there, loading up the weapons, come on, now tear up their pedicords, use them as bandages, get them up there, when they finally get to him, and you always see exactly how the cowboys prepare for this attack.

They're pulling wagons around in a circle. Get them old ladies up there, loading up the weapons. Come on, now tear up their petticoats. Use them as bandages. Get that board up there. Stand, stand. Big hassle. We never see how the Indians prepare.

And it's their attack, all right? Now, the Indians were good fighters just because they started in Massachusetts and wound up defending Malibu, doesn't it? Yeah. Ha ha ha. We really didn't play the game with them. As I say, the Indians were good fighters and if this is so, they must have been well organized.

There must have been a way to divide their manpower. It wasn't just one old chief, many moon coming chucked on. A lot of guys running. Get it. Not bad. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I mean that premise was, you know. Yeah, interesting. Interesting premise. Yeah. You ever see him? Meet him? Know him? Yes. I met him at the Comedy Store and I saw him perform a bunch of times live. Yeah, I saw him twice. I saw him live when I was a kid, when I I was 21 when I first started doing stand-up I'm live in New Hampshire. He bombed really oh Six seven years later seven years later look at him dirty hippie found out about hippie pussy revolution

Hey, I'm playing the game wrong Probably did a little acid. What am I doing with this fucking stupid tie on? I mean that is a that is a coast toto-coast transformation right there real quick, too Yeah, just a couple years few years. Yeah, like what did you look like five years ago pretty so that was 65 to what? I think it was August 31st 65 to March of 72 That's crazy. I Mean he's nearly unrecognizable. Yeah, he looks way older like he yeah, that doesn't look like a seven-year Yeah, he's hard I guess yeah, that's pretty nuts one of the greats yeah, man

Yeah, I mean without all those guys I mean, that's what's really interesting about the art form without guys like Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, just a few people. It's just a handful of people. Richard Pryor, handful of people. Red Fox. What would this be now? What would it be? It's kind of crazy. Yeah, Rickles. Sure. Definitely. Right. Rickles is like the original roaster. What an animal that guy was.

I have a I have a photograph in my living room that he autographed to me written. It's like if there's a fire. It's the first thing Amazing he was awesome. Yeah, he was so nice. He was so kind to us animal on stage the tax with jokes He's attacking people insane. Yeah, you know and for the time and that guy was a murderer Nobody was like him back then I saw him live live like within the last like five six seven years of His life I saw him in Atlantic City, which was great He came in from the back with the horns and everything before he even got to the stage It was 20 minutes of insulting people before he got to the stage. It was great Didn't hold back and then I saw him again

Later like I saw him like two years before he died up at Westbury, Long Island And he sat in a chair for this one, but he still did two hours. Wow. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome. And then he I got to go backstage and it was like freaking midnight.

And he's with his wife and one other couple. And he let me come in and spent like, you know, even the people come in, like, you got to leave like helping him out. Like, he kept waving them off. And he like talked to me for like, good ten minutes. Oh, that's great. Yeah He was just saw him live There's a few guys. I'm like damn it. You know I'm live Shit yeah, so I can listen live quite a few times. Oh wow I saw Kenison live at least three least three times

I saw him once live at great, which is like this outside concert area And then I saw him live at this I saw his career like start to slump like I saw it in real time Even though I was like it's still a huge Kenison fan the second time. I saw him I was at this like shitty kind of casino we place It wasn't that good. It wasn't packed and then the third time was kind of the same thing. We were a comic Yeah, I was just starting out, but you weren't like me. I wasn't a comic yet Like maybe I was thinking about doing comedy. It was pretty close It was like right maybe right before I did comedy

But he went from 86 where he was on top of the fucking world to like 88 it had already started to kind of fall apart. Yeah. It was wild how quick it happened. Yeah, wow. Like he had this one amazing album and one amazing HBO special and those two were like his best things ever and then everything after that is just too much party and and blow Yeah, just got caught up in the life and the material wasn't that well thought out anymore He's just like he wrote his brother wrote about it in his book. If you read brother Sam, it's fucking great book Yeah, Bill Kennison wrote it really if you're a fan of common. It's a really good book

Yeah, but just tells you how this fucking wild man like how different he was just yeah just plummeted How long how long was he at that height? You think just a few years Yeah You know I think before he got discovered like before Rodney to like so like I bet like from everything that I've heard from people that Were around back then He came a monster he came he was already a monster from monster from the beginning because he had been a tent revival preacher. So he was a tent revival preacher

who knew how to do stand up. I mean, what an advantage. What an advantage. You know, I mean, it's like, like teaching a gymnast jujitsu. Like they're so strong already. They're so flexible. They have a giant advantage.

I wonder if he, how long it took him to get to that voice of like, you know, screaming and stuff. I think he had it from the 10 revival days because there's recordings of him doing sermons and he would do it like that. It's free him in the air. Jesus. It's like really powerful stuff.

And that's a form of show business, clearly. And he was really good at it. And so he was the first guy. I've never seen an old set from him or anything like that. You've never seen an old set? No, I've only seen him in a trench coat guy. Okay. But there's some that are online.

You can find on YouTube him with like a leather jacket on and a comb over. It looks like shit. Wow. Before he started wearing the beret. Yeah. He used to have a comb over. You know, he wouldn't shave the head. Couldn't give it.

When he gave in back then, he wanted to be a rock and roll guy too, so he had long ass hair and like a bandana. It was ridiculous. So that was him in the early days. Wow. His last sermon. His last sermon. In 82. Something I was just reading said he was an adored guy at the comedy store starting in

1980. So he probably broke off to make a little money doing a sermon. But this is like what it sounded like. Get to the sermon part. I don't want to hear any songs. It's got to be, it's got to be some scream. Is it mostly songs? Here it goes. I feel like I have as much, I feel so grateful. You can't believe how grateful I feel like I have as much I feel so grateful you can't believe how grateful I feel towards the Spirit of God for what he's allowed me to be part of and I know I wouldn't have had it without this church amen without these ministries that you see on this platform amen

without yourselves amen we've all played a part in each other's lives we've given to each other amen. Amen, we've all played a part in each other's lives. We've given to each other. Hey me So that was him just preaching was like it's so wild to hear that voice attached to that Context it's wild Hear him and he's here. I'm saying it's a mindfuck and by the bad things already don't blow going crazy. Yeah He was already kissing, you know, Kinessan was a wild fucking dude, man. He was a wild dude Just through and through got hit by a car when he was five years old me too for four years old how bad not too bad I was playing frisbee with my dad and I

Went to the hospital, but I didn't break anything or anything. Did you get knocked out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were in a parking lot, 100% empty parking lot, of like a VW post, like a veterans post near my house where you used to play. And we were just playing Frisbee, fully gated. We're the only two people in that thing, only two objects in the thing. We were throwing this Frisbee. And my dad's friend was walking down the block, so we went to the gate to talk to him and I was little I was like I said four and

He threw the frisbee and it went like over there and I went to go get it and as I'm going I see I was staging wagons Pull in it came around the back. So it's not even from the street It was like it came in the back and turned around and it started driving that way and I'm little you know And I'm going to get the thing and I remembered I remember thinking oh it was still coming at me and I'm little, you know, and I'm going to get the thing. And I remember, I remember thinking, Oh, it was still coming at me. And I get to the frisbee and I pick it up. I'll never forget this. I picked it up and I fumbled it and it dropped again. And I, I so vividly remember saying,

do I try to pick this up again or do I get out of the way? Cause I, I just remember thinking like this person has to see me. I'm the only object in front of him. And god, and I went to pick it up again, and that's I woke up when my dad was running and I was in his arms Yeah, but it wasn't bad. It wasn't it wasn't bad. I I don't even know if I got concussed or anything like that You definitely are in custody. Oh cold. Yeah, okay Yeah, that was that was it I got to sue I Got five thousand bucks nice to sue and I couldn't touch it all 18. Oh Yeah, it was like a trust. Yeah, it was legal. I

Don't know you don't remember it was like 12 5 when I got it That's what was left 12,000 5. Oh, oh because the five got done It was 14 years. I meant 1200. No, no 14 years of I guess, you know Jesus I'm smoking. Oh, that's amazing. So all the interest interest. Yeah. Oh I have a bachelor's in finance. I couldn't just think of that word just now and you didn't go buy a nice car or something No, I didn't buy a nice car. I don't know where I went. I don't write money. I know you took the hit I wish I knew where it went. I

Wish I had a nice story to cap this fucking I know right That's all right, I still have that check of the book they gave me It would they would go and you'd have to take it and they would uh They put it under a stamp and it was like it would put the new price the interest you made that month the new price And it would add it like you would aggregate it It's a red like Staten Island savings bank like foldable thing so I used to all through those years It's like pages and pages and pages of like the interest that they want. I still have that wow Yeah, the old days when you go to the bank go to the bank remember that yeah mom picked this up from school

The check cashed the bank was a knife through my heart, dude Cuz our bank was so fucking slow every time she got low it was 40 minutes They have no motivation to move quickly 40 minutes. How's your day? How's your day drives through? We don't need to drive through Oh, that's what that's what I mean. Yeah, that's even worse. You see the line Your car starts overheating you know, it always did she have She had that car overheated use a explode we used to drive down to the Jersey Shore in the summer We'd be in the backseat bench seats everything like right, but just my mom this thing's a fucking boat Over it would you pop pop pop and you're looking back and it's shooting black smoke

Shooting out of the tailpipe and she used to pull over Pull over on the on the on the turnpike on the parkway open the hood White smoke pouring out of the hood stunk. She should get the coolant from the trunk Just pour the coolant careful when you're opening up the radio And like literally just kind of alleviated the problem as we drove. But the worst part was like when she was like, pick us up and stuff and it would like backfire

cause it was like, it backfired like, if you drove it, it was gonna backfire. So like coming to school and stuff. My mom, she didn't mean to backfire, but like coming to school and that thing backfiring. Yeah, that did. And then the smoke blowing out and then like having to get in,

just having to get in the car Like everyone saw it, you know, how many cars back then just fucking polluted everything They came in contact black smoke came out of every car every car before they came up with catalytic converters. It was a disaster I I remember as a kid smelling the exhaust all the time all the time I remember as a kid smelling exhaust all the time. All the time. And it was a normal smell. And it was lead and gasoline, which lowers your IQ. It was a normal smell to smell. It was.

That's why we're so dumb. It's part of it. Yeah. Hey, thanks for being here, man. Appreciate it, brother. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. Let's definitely do this again.

And tell everybody you're special. It's on YouTube. It's out right now. It's out right now. It's called Terrified. Just search my name on YouTube. And also today, my new tour went on sale. Everything's Fine Tour. The first leg is 30 cities so it's Savalcanocomedy.com. Beautiful. All right thank you brother. Appreciate it. A lot of fun. Bye everybody.