The Joe Rogan Experience - #2164 - Action Bronson

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. My man. Damn. What a day. I mean, it's a joy to spend time with you. We had a good fucking time today. We had a good time today.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Got a nice workout in. Went to some Egyptian barbecue. KG, it's KG barbecue? KG barbecue, yeah. Got a nice workout in Went to some Egyptian barbecue KG it's KG barbecue. Yeah, I'd seen YouTube videos about them. What an interesting story dudes living in Cairo, so banker It always starts off like that I got told you there's like architect this that they always have these dreams of culinary, I don't know that's I don't know what the fuck to even call it, but
Starting point is 00:00:54 It's like when like me I want to be an actor or I want to play ball or I want to be a fighter I don't want to do what I do. We all have these dreams even though stay in the fucking lane Don't be to stay there stop being stop being an idiot. Well. That is a thing right? People always wanna do a thing that they're not doing. I like hard labor. Really? I do, cause I do a lot of fun, everyone thinks that my job is fun, and it is, there's no doubt. That's why I like to get in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Want some coffee? Nah, I'm good, I got this espresso. I'm fucking lucid out. I'm doing things I've never done before. done before like a little fucking floozy right now I'm not in a sauna. We got in a cold plunge got you a Lucy. Let me tell you something 200 degrees in the sauna My ribs are ready to be eaten I don't even know how long the first time it was 10 minutes, but the second time seemed longer
Starting point is 00:01:44 Well, the second time was easier though, right? Cuz you're coming out of the cold. Yeah a little easier I think we did I think we did another 10 after the cold just to bring it back to base The there's a feeling that you get when you go from the cold to the hot that is like wonderful. It's like like psychedelic. It's like I Was standing there in the towel for 30 minutes. Just the towel, no socks on, no nothing, just standing there looking like, man, that was fucking sick. Yeah. No, because I never did the cold plunge and I did it, hopped out and you're like, nah, nah, nah, get back in.
Starting point is 00:02:19 That's what I needed. I needed the motivation to be put back in. And that really gave me the benefits from everything, I think. It is really all battling with this part of your brain that says, get out now. That's all it is. And you have to learn how to conquer that part of your brain. You don't ever really conquer it. You just silence it. It's always there. Like, it's like, you know, you're only going to do three minutes, even if you're only going to do three minutes.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It's like your body's like fuck how many minutes are we in now? One minute twenty? Oh my god we're not even halfway there. And your body's and if you let that anxiety spiral out much like in life much like when people have problems in life you let that anxiety spiral out and everything gets way worse. Like when you're in that situation, you just have to say, this is what I'm doing. This is just what I'm doing. And I'm gonna do this for three minutes.
Starting point is 00:03:10 And there's no ifs, ands, or buts, and I've done it before. I know I can do it again. I know it sucks, just do it. But when I first did it, the first time I got in, I was like, oh, oh, oh, I made it a minute and 20 seconds, I think, and I was like, I gotta get the fuck out. I can't handle it Yeah, I was too much relating. Yeah It's but a lot of it is your mind. It's not really the reaction that your body has to the reaction to your body has is
Starting point is 00:03:35 Really only like a mild discomfort. It's your brain freaking you out You've got to get out now and it starts just like trying to move your body out Your anxiety just kicks in like wow Yeah at 55 seconds. I was ready to fucking jump out. Did it? There was no there was nothing left in me. Yeah, but that was a good start. I think I think that was the start to a lot Yeah, I need to take care of myself joe. I'm not well you haven't asked you've have in the past You know you made a big jump when,
Starting point is 00:04:06 you know, you had one of your babies, one of your kids, you just decided, I am going to get fit now, and you lost a ton of weight. You lost a ton of weight. You got real healthy, you started working out all the time, and you and I worked out together at the On It gym, and I was like, dude, puts in work. That was real. That was like a real workout. You know, you would obviously have been working out a lot because John Wolf, who's the master, the master, like one of the best trainers on earth,
Starting point is 00:04:35 he put us through this workout. That's a fucking serious workout, man. Serious kettlebell shit, mobility shit, all these different body weight things. I think we do bear crawls We did a lot of shit. I was drenched drenched during the fucking stretch During the warm-up stretch. I was fucking it was harder than anything for me sometimes the stretching and putting yourself in those like That's well John's car gets unique area like he's big on hip strength and hip flexibility
Starting point is 00:05:05 So he has you doing all these hip exercises of your legs up near and circles and all this stuff and you're like Whoa, I never do anything like this like this is hard to do. I haven't done it since him I need to get back on that cuz those are the types of things that I want to work with a core specialist like him Mm-hmm. I need the core work, right? Yeah, you see we got the pushing and this and that it's very strong That stuff is kind of easy for us like the pushing and shit But for me, I need more core work, right? I need to stabilize this midsection I've done yoga. I've done yoga is the laddies yoga out of all those things like Keeping your body balanced and having strength and flexibility yoga is the king. I can't stay on that kick
Starting point is 00:05:51 I don't know I need I need some animal shit Yeah, I also need I know what neat what I need for my body is probably yoga But what I want to do is animal shit animal shit makes you feel better. It does it makes me feel more manly Man, I feel like such a fucking barbarian. It's a 60 pound hammer for fuck's sake wrapped in leather. Yeah. That feels fucking sick to manhandle that. Yeah, those are so hard to move around.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Like we were talking today about those clubs, that the club I use is only 20 pounds, which just doesn't seem like a lot of weight but when you're Got it out in front of you and doing these things. It's fucking hard to do Stabilizing 20 pounds is still stable as in 20 pounds and you need those those front that move that you were doing Mm-hmm that just that that's bulletproofing all those little muscles around Your shoulder area and your lat and everything. Yeah, I was telling you it's really good for archery Mm-hmm, you know because like a lot of it is extending your arm straight out, you know
Starting point is 00:06:52 When you're doing a shield cast you're going around your head and you're extending your arm out It's like it's such a weird way to move your muscles that when you're doing it You're like, whoa, why don't I do this more often? Like why am I bad at this how am I so good at this so good at like lifting things up over my head, but anything gets sideways and around? I'm all squirrely with 20 pounds. It's that's really stupid like when I do those little things. Oh, yeah It's humbling you feel like such a bitch. Yes What are we doing they laugh I laugh and myself I look like an idiot But those are the types of things I need to warm up to be able to push some heavy shit.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Well, it's just like also just to balance out your body. You know, we were talking about that Ben Patrick gentleman who created that knees over toes stuff. And we were doing the Nordic curls today. And I was saying like when I first did that, I couldn't even do one. I couldn't do one. And I was shocked. I was like, I I couldn't even do one I couldn't do one and I was shocked I was like I have pretty strong legs like from kicking and stuff like why can't I lift myself up on my legs? Couldn't even do one. It's a lot of pressure on the knee. It just felt weird. Why am I so weak this way? It's like I would have thought that I would be able to lift myself up easy Just like I can lift myself up with my abs if I'm sitting down. I thought that's not gonna be hard
Starting point is 00:08:03 I thought I was gonna do it easily too. And then when I got into the apparatus I realized that I'm a fucking I'm very weak in that area. Yeah that's like what Ben Patrick talks about is strengthening all of these areas. It's not a sexy exercise to do like tib raises. You know you got weight on your foot and you're raising your your toes up towards your knees. But that's really good got weight on your foot and you're raising your toes up towards your knees. Let's be honest, if you're a real motherfucker, you know that that's what makes the leg look good. That's what makes the leg look strong is that tib.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Big thick muscles down there. When you flex your toe up and that thing pops out in the front of the shin, that looks fire. It does. That's like some flex. that's like some muscular development. That's all I wanted was that tip work. Yeah, there's something super impressive about dudes with big ass calves. Natural ones too, like you can't get them to a diamond if they weren't a diamond in the beginning. They'll get nice, but they'll never be naturally diamond.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Right, right right right you know when you see like my boy Mikey Spears He works out. He's you know he's in decent shape now. He's got himself together with my fucking lord this calf The calf on this fucking kid is unbelievable. Yeah, it's like a horse calf Yeah, Mark hunt who used to fight in the UFC. He has calves like shoulders like two shoulders like your whole body That's a different species of human being those Samoas. Oh my god mark hunt He was one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do it You ever watch him in k1 back in the kickbox course that dude won the k1 Grand Prix pretty nuts
Starting point is 00:09:43 That is an accomplishment over everything else in stand-up combat sports. Other than MMA championships, K-1 Grand Prix was like Alistair Overeem won that. You think about the guys that are fighting back, like Peter Erst, Anesta Loost, Mr. Perfect. Like, damn. And that like that's how good mark hunt was Mark hunt just beat some undefeated boxer in Australia. He won the match knocked the dude out It was a fight where he was like it was mark hunt has this big name This guy's this undefeated up-and-coming boxer and he's really young and mark hunts like 40 something. He's 50, bro You gotta see this fight. It's crazy. is how good mark honey that was recent free say because I saw I'm talking about it within a year
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah, within a year so right Jamie something like that I think that's it So yeah, so within the year and bro was a crazy fight and the guy was good too. The guy's good He's a good fighter and they were building this guy up. I think when boxing is like they're very careful about how they match fighters up. It's really intelligent I think if it's done correctly. If you test them correctly along the way and you give them fights they can win and they keep getting better but the UFC does not do that. They feed you to wolves. UFC is like, this is a wolf farm. All right, if you're not a wolf,
Starting point is 00:11:08 we don't build you into a wolf. Like, tell me when you're ready to be a wolf. You know, like, you could get a guy like John Jones right off the bat, you know, 21 years old, just smoking people. Like, that's your first fight in the UFC. His fight, your fight. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I watched that first fight while I was working in a kitchen on Spike TV I watched from the debut of John Jones yeah till now yeah man if you run into a special talent like that you know John's the youngest ever UFC champion that's right and he beat a legend Mauricio Shogun Hua in in Jersey demolishedished and by the way captured a burglar the day of the fight That day yeah that day chase some dude down to like I think snatch some ladies purse or something Tackle the dude. Yeah, so we'll get to that but this is Mark Hunt He looks good, and this young kid is like this. Oh, bro that right hand come on son
Starting point is 00:12:05 like this. Oh look at the bro that right hand come on son. Bro Mark Hunt's been putting it on people since the 90s. He stopped this dude. A lot of my boys are from New Zealand and they used to tell me their stories of Mark Hunt being a fucking menace on K Road. Oh bro. The menace of K Road, Mark Hunt. Can you imagine getting in a street fight with Mark Hunt? Nah man. Are you fucking kidding me? Definitely not you just my bad guy, bro. He ate a Merco crowcop headkick It was the craziest thing I've ever seen was a left or right left left high Nobody eats a Merco crowcop headkick and was back when Merco was allowed to wear shoes So this is the kind of face with shoes kicked him in the face with wrestling shoes on son No, he didn't have the wrestling shoes on, I lied.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Didn't he have one fight with, no I made that up. I don't think he had one fight with, I think he always went barefoot. But like you gotta see when he eats one of these high kicks, and Mirko has the best left high kick other than Leon Edwards like of all time. It may be better than Leon Edwards because he's so big Yeah, he's massive. Look at that fucking high kick. He eats it. He ate a couple of them, dude He ate one square on the noggin mark. I like fast who? The transitions to the knee a nice. Yeah, you know my heart always carried around a lot of body fat
Starting point is 00:13:20 But he moved very well and he has like lethal combinations like his combinations are very complex He goes under your ribs over the top look at that David Chua and his legs are His legs are massive and he just had not just an iron chin, but like a warrior's mentality. Oh, he got dropped here Bro on the chin gets up though. Oh Oh, he ate that one. Bro, on the chin. Gets up though. Oh. This is what's crazy. That's the difference between K1 and MMA, right?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Laughing. Look at that. He's like, fuck it. Bro, he got clean caught. Clean caught by one of the, and he got hit again, by one of the most dangerous strikers of all time. But you know who put him out, which is even crazy? Melvin Manhoef. Melvin Manhoef, who weighed like 190 pounds, put him out, which is even crazy, Melvin Manhoef. Melvin Manhoef, who weighed like 190 pounds, put him out with one punch.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Melvin was, you wanna talk about like the scariest striker ever in MMA, I think it's Melvin. He might not have been the best. He might not be like the best technical, like Paheta's probably the most technical, but Melvin was so terrifying, cause he would come at you guns blazing with them gladiator shorts on Look at this boom. Oh, man. I mean drop mark hunt and put him out like who the fuck does that
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yes, kryptonite in that fucking hand look at that bro. He's so fast going backwards boom boom Oh, see if you can find a Melvin manhoof highlight reel Oh my this dude man this dude was like a demon. He would come at, first of all, super skillful. He's from Mike's Gym, an Amsterdam legendary kickboxing gym, Badahari, he came from that gym. So just super skillful, but so fucking ferocious, man. I mean, just such an awesome kickboxer and just do or die. He either got knocked
Starting point is 00:15:08 out or he knocked you out. And that style was just so fan friendly. He was chasing people down. He was so dangerous. So dangerous. But you know, got KO'd too because his fights were so reckless. Not reckless, skillful, but like he's Aggressive he lives within the zone. Yeah, he's in the he's in that danger zone And he drags everybody into that and you might get him Joe Schilling got him Robbie Lawler got him Robbie Lawler got him in a crazy fight where Robbie Lawler was getting a shit kicked out of his legs And he just uncorked a hammer just one punch just one wild right hand just clip Melvin and the lights go out. Robbie Lawler is the next level man. He's such a gentle like when you meet him also he's very sweet
Starting point is 00:15:54 he's just like yo how are you man? Did you hear what happened during the free Palestine marches in New York City? Did you hear what happened? So there was a bus and the bus was filled with UFC fighters and There was the free Palestine thing that was going on. They stopped the street and apparently the bus was trying to make it through before they closed everything off and the bus didn't. So then they got in front of the bus and then they started slashing the tires and the bus was filled with Robbie Lawler and a bunch of other killers. Oh my other killers and everybody's like should we go out with the And every Robbie goes everybody can serve your energy because we're probably gonna need it just Like you have to fight these people you're gonna need your energy
Starting point is 00:16:37 So Robbie Lawler's like just sit there like he's ready to go to a championship fight He said they're like serving all. Just fucking getting an arrow ready. He was just telling everybody to just conserve your energy. Like you imagine if those fucking knuckleheads opened up that door. So this is the Melvin Manhoef-Robbie Lawler fight. So Melvin is just chopping at Robbie's. I mean look at that. Look at that. One right hand. Boom! And then a left behind. That's what I was throwing at the bag today Bros big over right those big overhand rights. I mean my eyes wide open out cold But it was that I breathe like that when you're knocked out. Well, you're almost dead. Okay, you know, you're almost makes sense
Starting point is 00:17:17 Makes sense. Yeah, you're getting knocked unconscious like someone can then kill you like, you know it's like they've already put you away now You're at their mercy, and if someone's just Are you saying I'm doing this before and twitching but? Like those deep crazy breaths with the eyes open is fucking scary scary that shit's kind of knockouts are fucking terrifying and How many of them can your body endure and at what age? This is the real questions like? Maybe you can bounce back from one when you're 18, but when you're 35 you can't you know it's it's there's a scary
Starting point is 00:17:53 To take beatings for five rounds they must get micro whatever that this means micro concussions There's no micro about it. That's what I'm saying. They're getting concussed every fucking time Most likely how do you get rocked or like they get dropped? There's no micro about it. That's what I'm saying. They're getting concussed every fucking time. Most likely. How do you recover like that? They get dropped. Well, first of all, they're in insane shape. Every guy who gets to a five round championship level, did you watch that Sean Strickland
Starting point is 00:18:17 Paulo Costa fight? I sure did. But you got to be in bunker shape to put that pace on a person for three rounds. It's unbelievable. Strickland just stays on you just stays on You and stays in the gym. That's why he doesn't fight all he does is fight all he does is spar He's just constantly sparring that's the only way you get that cardio, correct? I don't know man, but he has a different than anybody else He has a different than anybody other than Drikus man
Starting point is 00:18:40 Cuz Drikus is big as that it's swole as that motherfucker is that guy's got cardio He does especially now that he got his nose. Yeah, the first couple of fights. He looked like he was Gassing but then he had that nose situation and he looks like a brand new man brand new man, dude The nose thing ladies you have him beating short No, it's fucking very sure One I thought one by like around but, I thought Sean won. I thought Sean won by like a round. But I didn't hate it. It wasn't like the worst decision I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:19:09 But it wasn't like, if you're gonna beat the champion, you know, that's always the thing. Like if you're gonna beat the champion, it should like be a clear, decisive win. And I think I would've edged it to Sean, but it was a great fucking fight. Incredible. It was a great, and Drickus is tough as shit, man.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And that guy's so big. He barely makes sense that he's 185 pounds. I'm like, how the fuck do you get down to 185? Dude, you're huge. 230, 225 he probably walks. Big, thick fucker. But he does it just like Alex Behader did it. Like, there's guys that are willing to like really,
Starting point is 00:19:42 really torture themselves. Recently I was in the airport. I was leaving Cheetos Fight in Miami when he fought Sean O'Malley and fucking I seen Alex Pereira and Polinho Cruz there. Polinho is fucking massive first off. He's as big as Alex. But man, I've never seen a man that looks like fucking Sagat from Street Fighter before exactly. He's a scary individual, bro
Starting point is 00:20:07 Alex is built different. Holy shit built different and his mind's different It's when you see him out and he's dressed. Mm-hmm. He's wearing the tight-ass pants. It's like some Jean-Claude Van Damme shit He's looking good. He's a champ. He's the champ. He's the champ You gotta look like that bro to division champ in just a handful of fights in the UFC. Instant Hall of Famer in my mind. Instant Hall of Famer. It's unbelievable. And you know, he's just different than everybody else in that he's such a specialist. He's such a spe- he's not taking nobody down.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Like you never have to worry about him trying to take you down. He's not even interested. He's such a specialist. But that specialist is one of the best specialists ever at that game like you watch him at his peak in glory but dude Alex Paheda in glory what is he at his peak or is he peaking now oh I think he's peaking now as a fighter but when he has his peak as a kickboxer he was putting people into orbit pull up pull up Alex Paheda versus Jason Willis. That left hook is out of control. Bro, everything's out of control. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:21:07 The power is just so extraordinary. It's the torque, man. It's that body style. He's just thick and fucking huge. Bastard. Yeah, so Jason Willis, who's also a legit world champion, one of the best kickboxers in the world, and Paheda and him had fought early. I know, dude. Nah, he literally looks like fuckers to get he looks like just like a street fighter to like he's born to do this Oh But he's he's such a menace because his style is different than anybody gonna get to imitate in the gym
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's very awkward you like you wouldn't teach that style But the way he's holding his hands like out like this everything's strange But it's so effective and the it's just the power is just extraordinary when you block things like Jason Willis He's gonna block a high kick and even though he blocks the high kick He still gets dropped on his ass, but you got to see the KO after he blocks a high kick I think it's coming right here Yeah, so he set it up boom wow so velocity you get on that fucking length of leg Yeah, and so density dude. I'm saying coming from playing football my coach should always say look at him legs
Starting point is 00:22:15 Look at that ass. Yeah, you need a look at how high he wants fucking asses. Oh my god Yo, that's scissor knee is fucking insanity. He has like a runner's body like his ass is up fucking halfway up his back. Yeah, so we got his leg like that It's like a deer. Well. He's a legit Amazon tribesman That's you know like his people are like legit Amazon warriors, but that's that guy That's probably how the great warriors of 500 years ago all looked you know they're probably all looking like that guy look at that Scissor neat that is insane He's just so clever too, and you know he beats Shawn Strickland. He knocks him out one round and then Train goes and trains with him Jen. He's a gentleman. He's a really fucking nice guy
Starting point is 00:23:00 He's like a really nice guy who's sweet well That's why he gets mad when like you know when Jamal Hill brought out the Stonehenge statue. I mean he knocks, after fucking Jamal, who I like a lot, fucking checked his nuts, like Herb, chill for one second. Yeah. And then he threw that left hook at him, oh my god. There's a little bit of a complication with that, because Jamal stops and pauses, and
Starting point is 00:23:23 when he stops and pauses Alex hops in twice and he closes the distance and so when they restart it was a little complicated because what happened was Should Herb back off then or he should stop it? Look I'm not a referee and I think Herb's the best in the business so I'm not going to like correct him in any way ever but what I think was going on in Jamal's mind is Jamal kicks him in the nuts accidentally, Herb says stop. Herb says stop and then Alex puts his hand on Herb and hops in. And then they restart. Herb is out of the view and
Starting point is 00:24:00 restarts it. And when he restarts it, Alex catches him with the left hook. Jamal's out of position. From Jamal's perspective Jamal stiffened his legs up he relaxed he said sorry and then he goes like this you good and then and then Alex has his hand on the guy's forearm moves in and they re-engage but he's closed the distance now like significantly and there's a danger zone with Paheda it's anywhere near his hands. Right there. You can't take but one. Within seven feet.
Starting point is 00:24:29 You can't take but one. They're just two, it's just crazy power. And you know, there's guys that have been gone like Bruno, Bruno Silva went three rounds with him. He survived. He's got a beating. Yeah, he's surely got a beating. Yeah, but he's a good striker. But it but it was a good fight So here's what happens then there's the nut shot and it's you know, I think you're so shockingly spectacular Right there, right there. Look at his legs. Relax. Look his legs stiffen up, but he closes the distance But he's already closed the distance already stepping into. Herb has said stop So let's watch it again
Starting point is 00:25:02 That first initial bunny hop within. So watch this. There's the nut shot, and he goes, sorry. He completely stiffens up, stands up straight, lets him close the distance. See? The distance is much different now when he puts his hand on Herb. Now he's right in front of him. So Jamal was not letting him stand that close to him before, then he clips him. Boom, and drops him. Jamal was fighting him him stand that close to him before then he clips him boom and drops Jamal was fighting him on the outside and Jamal's and that one little step in changed the whole game exactly and in Jamal's eyes He had gotten a feeling of the dude's rhythm and where the danger was right there. Yep, but see how he's already close Oh, yeah, he's already in right. He's already there. Yeah, it's it's just okay It's the thing I didn't actually realize that until just now.
Starting point is 00:25:45 It doesn't mean Pejada couldn't have caught him like that at any moment in the fight, because he 100% can catch anybody alive at any moment in the fight with that guy. Bang! Oh yeah. And then you're in deep shit. But in that instance, Jamal Hill actually has a point. And it's just... referee in fights is chaos. Like they're trying to make a decision in the moment.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He says, I'm fine. Okay, restart it. But do you recognize that you said stop? And when you say stop, are you supposed to separate them? And then are you supposed to bring them back together to fight again? Or are you going to let them close the distance? Because if you let them close the distance... Separate them and then bring them, right?
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah, I think... But it's one of those things where it's like, okay, you guys are okay? You're both okay? All right, go ahead and fight. Which makes sense too. But I think- It was a tough spot. With Jamal's mind, all of a sudden the focus is gone.
Starting point is 00:26:30 There's a confusion. Are we fighting? We're not fighting? We're going back? All right, we're back. For sure, you can see that. He says, I'm sorry, I kicked you in the nuts, you're good, gives you a thumbs up. Gentlemen, stand straight up, relaxed posture, not looking like he's fighting at all.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Alex is like, fuck you. Sneaks in, fighting at all. Alex is like, fuck you. Sneaks in, boom boom. Alex is like, fuck you. So it's like, it's Alex's job to say fuck you and close the... If he can get away with doing that, it's his job is to get a hold of you, right? And you're trying to allow him to come at you and take angles and kick his legs and pick him apart on the outside and never let him get that close to you where he can clip you with one of them left hooks. So that's how it it happened that shit's dangerous right there. That's a dangerous profession
Starting point is 00:27:09 Let me ask you this do these refs make any money? Does her Dean serve Dean rich I do not know I have never asked are these dudes making any type of money? They got a lot of fucking pressure on them. They have a lot of pressure on they have a lot of pressure They also don't have to really like answer for themselves also But sometimes they do answer for themselves like if there's a question or something really like egregious yeah there was one this weekend Jared Kandaneer and Nasruddin Imamov yeah and the fight was stopped and Jason Herzog who's the referee's a really good really really good referee really good
Starting point is 00:27:44 fucking excellent referee I just think he's a really good, really, really good referee. Really good referee. Like, fucking excellent referee. I just think he made a mistake. I think sometimes guys make mistakes. And maybe he thought Jared was out. And maybe he thought he was out on his feet and he was seeing that he was going to get hit again. And then when he makes the call, all of a sudden Jared recovers.
Starting point is 00:28:02 It happens. Don't you get flash knocked out and then you recover as he's breaking it up, you understand what's happening. You're like, no, no, no. And in his mind, he might have thought that Jared had gotten to the point of helplessness and he was gonna separate and Jared was gonna crumble, which could happen. He could've just crumbled, could've just fell apart.
Starting point is 00:28:18 But he definitely didn't. So when he stopped it, Jared was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, I'm okay. I can still move I can get this guy back. He's gonna run out of gas like this is part of fighting It's like tough ones out there It's part of fighting because guys have moments in a fight where they turn on the gas And then sometimes the guys come back from that for sure like just I'm sure you've seen Mickey Ward in Arturo Gotti
Starting point is 00:28:43 Right many times perfect example those fights are crazy Mickey've seen Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti. Right? Many times. Perfect example. Those fights are crazy, man. Mickey Ward is putting it on Arturo Gatti. Just putting it on him. Drops him with a liver shot. Who always took fucking damage. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:55 He got battered a lot. They both did. Yeah. And then those fights, oh my god. Legendary fights. But those fights, like, you could have come close to stopping that a couple of times if you were like an overzealous referee. But then there wouldn't be these legendary fucking fights.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Right. But then there's the other, well, in that case. Yeah, obviously now, you know, I'm sure Mickey doesn't speak well. I don't know. I talked to him once. Said hi to him once. But does he like, like not drool, but you know, like Yes, like a draw but some dot some guys definitely do of course some guys get it real But like you know some guys get it like Joe Frazier in the end had it so bad you Fander got it
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah, does he have it now? He doesn't sound like he's all there How his body might be there, but his doesn't seem like his speech is there? How can you be? You know how can you keep getting repeatedly punched in the head? You know and not have it damage your head you know If you drink whiskey every day, you're gonna get a fucked up liver You know it's just if You're getting punched in the head all of the time that can't be good. You know for me I I like to protect this bod of
Starting point is 00:30:08 mine I just want to you know I want to make it more healthy that's all I really want to do I have friends that spar and they really like sparring and I'm like you're a professional you have a perfect just regular dudes they like some fight club yeah you just want to get a little adrenaline. Yeah, but they're sparring and they're 46 I'm getting punched in the face. What are you doing? Don't do that So sometimes it takes a while to get those chops It'll take a long time if you start if you're 46. It takes a minute You have to be a weird athlete to be to get really good at striking at 46 if you've never done anything
Starting point is 00:30:42 And then you you step in and now you're sparring guys and you're good at 46 you'd have to be like a weird athlete you'd have to be like some dude who could just do any gymnastics basketball baseball you do anything he just knows how to move his body I feel like that could be me I like training man I said I want to grapple somebody you were saying I would do a celebrity grappling even though it's like so the fuck is so let but just a grappling as long as you know he'll hooks no heel hooks gravity this is not jiu-jitsu this is grappling I want to do collegiate style and mixed with Roman Greco do you really I don't know yeah I do I want to fucking throw somebody
Starting point is 00:31:21 around for sure I want to' submit somebody very badly. Every day I practice submitting a fuckin' sandbag. Do you? Yeah, every day. Do you ever take jiu-jitsu classes? I did a couple of times, but I've been offered to go where my son goes, but I don't know, man. Get in there.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. Get in there. I only wanna learn top pressure. That's it? I'm never gonna be on the fucking bottom dog fuck that only top aggressive top But what are you gonna do to get a little learn how to get off the bottom at least?
Starting point is 00:31:56 That's the hardest you don't want to do if someone's laying on me is fucking sucks. It's very difficult So you have to get inch right inch then we you're gonna have to learn how to get out. Are you allowed to pinch? No a Dude recently bit a dude in the UFC and so that dude got a tattoo of the guy's bite on his arm, which is hilarious That's a fucking deep bite. Oh deep that was in the this this spot here. Mm-hmm that thin skin Yeah, could have broke fucking skin and it could have bled bad. Oh, it's real dangerous That's the sky like teeth like people's mouths are so nasty the worst shit in the world. We give people awful infections What does it say I got fucking bit what is what's the full tattoo I Got fucking bit bonus bonus. Oh
Starting point is 00:32:43 Well, they disqualified the guy he was fighting and he got the win bonus There was a decent fight. He was definitely winning though. Yes I think the dude was trying to take him down and he couldn't take him down and he bit his arm from behind Or she's like fucking so animal. That's so crazy that people get to that state where they're fucking just fucking Like Tyson and Holyfield. It's insane. When you're frustrated, you get put in a position you can't get out. Damn, look at that bite, too. That's a crazy bite.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Was he wearing a fucking mouth guard or did he throw it out of his mouth? What the fuck is that? That looks like it didn't have a mouth. That looks like a baby piranha. Yeah. Oh, you know what it is? It's a mouth guard probably on one side but not on the other. So wait, you just wear one of guys. You know the double
Starting point is 00:33:26 I don't think anybody uses the double that shot guard that we used to be a football I think the problem with down is it restricts your breathing too much. Yeah, so most guys just wear one on the top So there was some boxers back in the day that would wear the double it would be crazy They had this crazy mouth like yeah like that Of course and they had holes like this and they'd be fighting with this double tube but I think ultimately everybody kind of decided that that just takes out too much wind break your nose it's over I know it's how are you gonna fucking breathe if you break your nose in that big-ass yeah football mouth guard yeah that mouth
Starting point is 00:33:58 guard sucks I don't think you could do that it's like if you ever done one like one of those breath trainers. We breathe through the Like the boss rootin one yep It's pretty much what they give you after surgery where they put the fuck in the ball you have to keep the ball And he made a thing boss rootin did he made a waist trainer not a waist trainer fucking breath trainer Yes, boss rootin did yeah. It's really good. It's got a bunch of different Filters so you have one where it's wide open. Like lung restrictions?
Starting point is 00:34:28 Yeah, like there's different levels of lung restriction or air restriction. It's basically like you're breathing air through a smaller and smaller hole and it just like fits in your mouth. And it's like contracting your diaphragm muscles. And it's just really like, it's like breathing exercises, but almost like with weights. I
Starting point is 00:34:52 Mean the world is incredible. Yeah, just keep like all these little micro workouts for fucking organs and muscle I love this. I love this. I love to learn about these things. I'm gonna order one. What does he have them ready? Are they available? Yeah, what is it called? What's bosses? I love fucking boss rootin. He's the man Those early videos of him showing you how to fucking win a bar fight. Yeah What is it called? What's bosses fucking boss rootin? He's the man Those early videos of him showing you how to fucking win a bar fight. Yeah Those things are things of legend and he's another guy if you met him you would have no idea you would think he's the nicest What does he do is he a banker? He just look at it is the o2 trainer. That's right The o2 trainer 2.0 new and improved you wear that running no I just wear ever you just do it for breathing exercises
Starting point is 00:35:28 They have like outlines of like different ways to do a boss has videos that he's put out there And you know I think they probably have a frequently asked questions You look ridiculous, but I'm sure it works. Yeah there is boss and me talking about it. It's real. I use it Yeah, yeah, it's fun He told me not to do it in the cold plunge those Joe. It's boss. Listen People apparently blackout. So don't do it Like I would imagine like if you were in the cold plunge you're freezing and then you're also restricting your breathing and you get I could attest things you lose your breath immediately man. I fucking could not handle that yeah, if you had that thing in your mouth to
Starting point is 00:36:09 If you're getting choked super ultra freak out now I Mean all you use all these different fucking these different things that people invent. I think by the way I Feel like an asshole sometimes when I come on here Terrence Howard. I don't even know what to say. I was like, googling shit to talk about after that. What the fuck? What in the actual fuck? I understand it though. I kinda understand it.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I understand. I mean, it made sense. To me, he's making me believe. He's way too smart to just be making everything up. Like there's no way he's a lunatic. You can't just come up on that. He's making things up. I don't think that's correct.
Starting point is 00:36:58 He knows too much. So is he correct? I don't know. And then that's what has to happen is Terrence Howard has to sit down with someone who's an academic, someone who's got a PhD in whatever discipline they're talking about, and they can have a discussion and you can see what he really knows and just what he can say to me, right? To me, it all makes sense, but I'm a moron.
Starting point is 00:37:22 No, you're not. But if you're talking to a mathematician or if you're talking to a physicist Someone who actually can understand what these Computations mean and what he's trying to say about one plus one or one multiplied by one can't be like no mathematics Everything is bullshit. I believe that hmm. I was I wasn't good in algebra I'm that I see I see it more in a linear way not a linear way a different way than him like more similarly to him right well I would imagine that there's probably more to all all these things those fucking toys
Starting point is 00:37:57 he made the figures even our mathematics like as brilliant as the people are who have created all the formulas that everyone's studying, I would imagine that in the future they're going to have even better methods of figuring things out and that all these things are going to evolve, that they're not perfect and that they're going to just like continue to evolve. And if we want to get to like what alien civilization looks like, when we want to get to what alien civilization looks like, when we want to get to super insane levels of technology where they control all of the atmosphere,
Starting point is 00:38:34 they literally can harness the power of stars, there's so much work to do. There's so much everybody has to figure out. And if Terrence Howard somehow or another if it's the craziest story ever and Terrence Howard is like literally one of the smartest guys that ever lived and He's got all these genius ideas and inventions and even though he seems crazy It seems just insane that this is coming from an actor. This is from the hustle and flow guy. What hey listen You know the Iron Man guy what he was in boomerang back in the day
Starting point is 00:39:06 We're Eddie Murphy and fucking Sunset Park. He was spaceman like he has range And then he's like a modern-day Daniel Day. Yeah, he's great great actor But it's just because he's so smart and then he's talking about how the periodic table is all fucked up And this is what some wait a wait a minute, wait a minute. What are you doing? How can you do this? I understand about... Because of music, I understand the way...
Starting point is 00:39:31 I feel what he's saying. Like stop trying to uncover shit. All these little micro fucking bullshits. What do you mean? Like I said, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm trying to regurgitate what I heard. Like as far as all the elements the elements in between yeah like Why are they there we when they're just?
Starting point is 00:39:51 We will you know never explain this way this time hugely frustrating to anybody Remember what I'm trying to say, but you know yeah the way he is explaining how everything's connected exactly yeah and the entire The whole scale of it and the way he was showing it like a geometric pattern And when you look at it like the way he was describing it you're like, oh wow that kind of makes more sense It does make sense. That's it. I mean it just looks beautiful. That's fire. Oh, that's dope art I need to know if this is true I'm gonna send you this but it's so cool that I Hoped and prayed that it was true and I didn't even want to Google it, but it's that they took these
Starting point is 00:40:32 photons Did you see it? I didn't find I googled it and couldn't find anything. How could this be fake? Why would they be lying to me Jamie? Why would they be lying to me Jamie? It was like what did they do do there was photons had what it looked like a yin and yang I'll tell you what it is. I'll send it to you again. I'll send you the It's like a very specific thing they did to them Yeah, but it revealed the yin yang, but that's what it's quantum entangled photons So this is what it looks like That's quantum entangled photons.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Now again, for the record, I am a fucking idiot. I don't even know what that means. I can say those words, quantum entangled photons, but you may be like right down and without any googling in an essay what a quantum entangled photon exactly is. But what it looks like- Aren't photons from light, from sun? Yeah, this is the thing quantum yin-yang shows two photons being entangled in real time so
Starting point is 00:41:30 it's true that stunning experiment which reconstructs the properties of entangled protons from a 2d interface pattern could be used to design faster quantum computers and when you when you quantumly entangled two photons they look like yin and yang. Do you know how insane this is? What does quantumly entangled mean? That's a very good question that I can say and it makes me sound smarter. Quantumly entangled.
Starting point is 00:41:57 I couldn't write that down without googling it exactly. The quantum entanglement is it a mixture of these photons together Well, I think what it is is these particles are entangled in some way where they don't have to be in the same Place and time but they react to each other There's some method or some way of understanding how this is done. It's all squirrely, yellow legal pad, chalkboard with a bunch of squiggles that you don't understand.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Bananas talk. Who the fuck are these people? Quantum entangled photons. I don't know exactly how they do it. It's a weird connection between two far apart particles that Albert Einstein objected to as spooky action at a distance, enables two light particles, or photons, to become inextricably bound to each other so that a change to one causes a change in the other no matter how far apart they are. To make accurate predictions about a quantum object, physicists need to find its wave function,
Starting point is 00:43:03 a description of its state existing in a superposition of all the possible physical values a photon can take. Entanglement makes finding the wave function of two connected particles a challenge, as any measurement of one also causes an instantaneous change in the other. Why are they depicted in different shades and different colors? First of all, I don't trust these super dorks at all. Look at the photos of those people. Yeah, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:43:31 They're pretty young. Yeah, they're all too smart. I don't trust them. They're speaking gibberish. I need to see some old guys. Scientists, look at this. Scientists have used a first of its kind technique to visualize two entangled light particles in real time making them appear as a stunning
Starting point is 00:43:47 Quantum yin-yang symbol the new method called by photon digital holography uses an ultra-high precision camera and be can be used to Massively speed up future quantum measurements. Well, then it's all bullshit. It's not it's not real time. It's not real It's a fucking it's like those super. It's not real. What do you mean? It's a fuckin', it's like those super, it's like the AI shit that's not a real image. They colored it and fixed it and put fade and brightness and fuckin', you know, like how does that?
Starting point is 00:44:17 I don't know if they did. You don't think so? No. I think whatever the light is on the right, there's like a different technique of measuring it like what was the one on the right? Like how did they do that heat? This is so this has a reconstruction of a man. I'm gonna get fucking demolished. I'm a total moron No, I think I think there's just two different ways of imaging it
Starting point is 00:44:42 So I don't think there's anything fake about it. I think it's just a bizarre shape that exists in ancient cultures and now they're finding out it's actually two entangled photons. Yeah, but who came up with all this motherfucking shit, holography? Like what the fuck is that? Where did this come from now? Scientist dudes and gals and non-binary folk What is what is the actual definition of yin-yang Jamie like what does it exactly mean? It's I know it's to be balanced like and I knew like Backgrounds in high school all the cool kids got yin-yang tattoos. I want one now now. I want one
Starting point is 00:45:22 I'm thinking about getting one because of the quantum thing, but it's so it's such a it became a corny thing like a yin-yang became corny Yeah, when I was young it was like Tribal mm-hmm. I got now I want tribal or barbed wire around the bicep. Yeah Lot of wrestlers had it okay,. So what does this bag? Well, there's no Meanings are popping up. There's not I don't know about specific definition because you got to define the world Let's just do that right there people also ask go back and then what is the meaning of yin-yang click on that? What does that say? No, it's a video I can't just tell you just tell me bitch write it down. What does it mean?
Starting point is 00:46:07 It's a I mean, that's it's a You have to describe both and then you have to describe them both together Mmm, it's like describing what is light and what is dark? Here's the lighting. It's a philosophy This is an open-ended philosophy This is one of things that freaks me out about the current state of the world Is that we're at odds with China and China has been around forever They are so much more established. They've been around for 4,000 years, man So many dynasties and they've been thriving economically for 4,000 years. They invented everything. China invented paper,
Starting point is 00:46:48 they invented alcohol, they invented the mechanical clock, they invented gunpowder, they invented rockets. I mean bro, when I fucking order my clothes to sell, I get it from there. They do it much fucking better and cheaper than here. You can buy good American stuff. Nah, but it's not the same. Well, when you outsource, hey listen, I like America, but if you want to get it done right, you go to China. That's so ridiculous. That is a crazy thing to say. But it is fucked up that somewhere we lost our way and we decided that it would be better for some people over here to get things paid for in a cheap manner get cheap labor from a
Starting point is 00:47:32 country where they let people work for like almost nothing and buy your shit from them and then sell it over here but it's just short math because like everybody's like hey hey hey do you know what the fuck the trickle down of that is how about it we just make less money or we don't look at it in terms of like you're never gonna end it's never gonna stop growing how would you like maintain what we've got and make high quality stuff and keep all these jobs here like what's the economic downside of getting rid of thousands of jobs every time they close a plan? Thousands of jobs just to make a little bit more money or even if it's a lot more money like aren't you making money? Isn't it so successful that you can buy a new plant in Mexico?
Starting point is 00:48:15 Like what the fuck are we doing people the fuck is so sure excited So it's all money money money money money money. You ever see Roger and me. Mm-hmm It's Michael Moore's best documentary I think and it's the first one to like Michael Moore a lot, and he was young he's a good dude I met him a couple times. I met him one time coming out of the fucking 23rd anniversary Jordan party Fuck that's delicious. Fuck. That's delicious. I just come on vice yeah, and he came you walked out He was in his limo. He came out he goes action. What's up? I've been in the hotel room all weekend watching fuck. That's delicious. I love it
Starting point is 00:48:50 And this is outside the Jordan party. I just met Moses Malone and shit like it was fucking crazy Yeah, that's cool, and this was early on he gave me that props That's nice. It meant a lot to me the documentary is really good. It's really good, and it's really heartbreaking. It's about Flint, Michigan, when the auto factories pull out. Bro, why do you... he does these tearjerkers, man. This one's a really good one. He's showing you the real. This is the realest of the real, cause this is where he's from. And he got to see all these people, just thousands of people, man,
Starting point is 00:49:21 that were employed by the auto industry just get those jobs removed and sent to Mexico and they're fucked Man, no one has anything No one has anything. There's just like nothing to do. There's no it's not like you need to work harder It's like no the industry's gone. There's no jobs It's not just do there the main thing in the town is now gone the town just died It's a ghost town now now where everyone's fucked and it happened Like that and it happened because people wanted to make more money That's what's crazy, so they don't make Cadillac over there anymore
Starting point is 00:49:53 I don't know what they're doing now because I know a lot of things have come back to Detroit like Detroit's kind of making A bit of a boom Sam town just moved to Detroit Shout out Sam town Hilarious comedian if you don't know who he is. But they've got, you know, there's a lot of businesses that are coming out of Detroit that are proud about it, like Shinola, made in Detroit, American-made watches and leather bags.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I stay in that hotel a lot. Oh, it's a good hotel, man. They're legit, Shinola's legit. So there's a bunch of stuff happening there, but it used to be one of the richest cities in the world Detroit in the 19th you ever seen like videos of Detroit. It was fucking that's where the players came from was Detroit players, bro That's where dressing like a player came from
Starting point is 00:50:38 Gators all kinds of fucking outfits and gators. That's that's where it came from. Booming economy. Buffs, the fucking the Cartier lenses. Mm hmm. It's like a whole thing. Motor City hit man Thomas Hearns. Come on man. You don't think he wore Cartier lenses? 100 percent. And he wore gators.
Starting point is 00:50:55 100 percent. So that place was this thriving city. And then all of a sudden the auto manufacturers pulled out. It just was... You just watched one of the great cities melt. Why? Because someone wanted to make more money. That is so crazy that people were willing to do that. It's so fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Well now I have to fucking rethink all my business models. Yeah. I work with Origin. Origin is a company in Maine that's all American made. Everything. Threads, everything. Cloth, everything. All our hunting gear is made by Origin. All of it's made. They develop the pattern. They make it all. It's all, everybody gets paid well. Great jobs. It's just like, it just feels better. I always said that about iPhones, like, make me an iPhone that you make in America. Just charge me more money.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Can you just put a little US flag in the corner so I know? I'm getting that one, and just charge me more money. Just charge me more money. It's like when you buy a pair of New Balance sneakers, the Made in America ones are always the better quality stuff. You know you're getting quality when it says, Made in the US of a Oh, well, also, you know, you're getting it from people that you have to adhere to laws like labor laws
Starting point is 00:52:13 You don't have to adhere to those if you're buying them from third world countries, of course So you're this it's kind of weird that that's okay And I know I understand the economics of it. I don't really, but I understand that I don't understand it. I understand I'm not, it's not my place. But I get why everybody did it, but you gotta look at what the cost of that is. It's so insane. You know, someone was explaining to me
Starting point is 00:52:40 that there's some African countries that get free clothes from the United States. So like they'll donate like free clothes like a bunch of companies and they get together and donate free clothes which seems great right? But a lot of these developing countries have people making clothes and then all of a sudden a bunch of free clothes get dropped off and they're like hey what the fuck like We're we're now. I'm not gonna sell any fucking clothes now You literally can't get by making clothes because they're giving away free clothes and giving away free
Starting point is 00:53:15 Free clothes is like a part of their whole charitable organization like to make everybody feel great Yeah, but they don't need to be doing that, but you could in fact Cripple my growing economy by giving people free clothes I was like give them food. I would have never thought that I would have never thought that given someone free clothes could ever be bad But it could be bad if they're actually Starting to develop an economy or they have a thriving economy and somebody makes clothes there at all Sudden, you know, we think we should give them free clothes that's gonna fix everything and make us feel better I'll tell you this in every fucking third world country. I've been to they got fucking Leonel messy jerseys
Starting point is 00:53:51 They got Vinny Jr. Jerseys. They got all they got all kinds of sports jerseys. They're not wearing any they're wearing fucking Jerseys and all kinds of sports clothing Pas. Interesting. That's the cool shit to wear? Always, always. Young kids always got the fucking soccer jerseys on or just like a team shirt. I see Yankee shirts. That's always been the case though, right? Always. Come on. Yeah. I mean, to this day my wardrobe is jerseys. That's all I like wearing. That's all I like wearing. Is that a Patrick Ewing?
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yeah, Patrick Ewing. I wore this jersey in like 30 countries around. I never take it off. It's like I'm fucking Pat. I should put the knee braces on. It makes you feel casual. It really does. It makes me feel casual and it also makes me feel like you know where the fuck I'm from.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah. I'm wearing it on my chest, bro. Exactly, right? Nobody's gonna mistake you for a Georgia boy. Oh no. I ain't my anymore Georgia boy. Oh, no You're not gonna fucking think that no, that's for sure No, not at all. I was listening to that. I
Starting point is 00:54:57 Wanted to bring this up because I think that this is fucked up I'm listening to WFAN radio in New York City And they run these weird commercials for older men and shit like that and stuff There was this one Fucking dr. Darius Paduk Fucking a crime against men a urologist Who fucking touched hundreds and hundreds of men apparently they're running this spot on the on the radio station and hundreds of men apparently they're running this spot on the on the radio station Saturday morning I'm watching sponge sponge Bob on Nickelodeon with my child they run the fucking same spot but a visual of Darius fucking Paduk why are
Starting point is 00:55:39 they running that spot on Nickelodeon for parents they're assuming the parents are watching the show asking me who the fuck is Darius Paduk and I don't know how to explain that that he's done urology and crime against men I don't know how to explain that so what do you mean by he did crime against men there were crimes against men he touched he did weird things to them during urology exams and this this ad that they were running yeah it's an ad like a news story breaking news story breaking news, but like one of those. Yeah, if you have the fucking The the the mesh in your stomach recall you could get money or this right like they want people to come forward Dr. Darius, but oh I see
Starting point is 00:56:21 So I just found that a little bit fucking like it's for parents. Yeah, but why on? Nickelodeon spongebob Saturday morning when they're running the same spot on WFAN for like 60 year old men It's a good question. I just thought that was fucked Maybe it's just a mistake. That's my one contribution to this It was a good one though Imagine if commercials were illegal bro imagine if we decided that everything has to exist on its own merit and You know word-of-mouth is the only thing that counts. There's plenty of social media out No one's allowed to advertise at all anymore ever again. Bye. I would love that no more spots. No more this no more fucking reads
Starting point is 00:57:04 No more listen All these reads bro. It's a lot. It's a fucking lot. I'm not used to it. I'm not used to it I don't love it. Yeah, AI is gonna take that for you should I do it now you think I could pull that one off now? Probably pretty fucking close pretty fucking close What is this AI with the iPhone that I'm seeing on Instagram? This is the newest AI. Should I throw this against the wall? I don't know. Elon seems to be very apprehensive and he said something about that if it is in the operating system, if it's in iOS itself, he doesn't think they're gonna be able to control it and
Starting point is 00:57:49 He thinks it represents a security risk to the extent that he's not going to allow People to if this does get implemented as a part of the operating system He's not gonna allow people at Tesla to have them He's not gonna allow them to come in with like iPads or laptops that are Apple and it gotta go in some sort of box Listen man, if he's getting scared I get scared. I'm scared. I get scared when he's saying Hey, you're letting that fucking thing in everyone's phones and you don't know how to control it and they're like, hey We I know you know why they got AI. Do you know why they're doing that because of this? This is the Samsung Galaxy s24. Oh, you're no fool. I'm about to get it. This is the Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra.
Starting point is 00:58:25 You're no fool. I'm about to get it. This is my new phone. I'm getting it. Yeah. Listen, Apple's great. I love Apple. I'm not a hater. I'm going to keep this phone too. But there's things that I could do with this phone that I can't do with this phone. This phone has anti-glare screens. It's way better to look at outside. Way better. Instantly I noticed that it charges quicker It has all kinds of crazy shit like you can circle an object and Google just searches it for you
Starting point is 00:58:50 Tells you like you see someone sneakers you like damn those are cool Google sends you a light up shows where you can shop for it It's it does a lot of shit that you can't get on an iPhone right now So they have a response that't even look that cool. They're cool, but they're like, they're antiquated. This thing translates in real time. So you could be speaking Italian and I could be speaking English.
Starting point is 00:59:13 We could have a conversation. Well, that's one of the best things to use. My wife and I, we have this masseuse. She's a Chinese woman about 70 years old. We're great friends with her. And we just talk with the phone translate translate She sends text messages full Chinese characters Wow translate. That's dope in that dope I would love to just be able to like say something and then in my voice it says it in Chinese to her
Starting point is 00:59:38 I think they're doing that. I think they're doing that. I think that is 100% gonna happen. I'd learn Chinese that way also Yes, you really could. It's better than Rosetta Stone. What's the best way? There's a bunch of different, like, controversial best way to learn... You could learn Spanish in six weeks. I'll tell you how to fucking learn Spanish. Go work in the kitchen. Right. With some Mexican dudes that will not speak English to you.
Starting point is 01:00:02 That's how you learn. Yeah, you gotta pick it up. That's how I learned. Pick it up eventually. That is what they say, immersion, right? That's the best way to really learn a language. I mean, also, like, if you learn, like, phrases, like, phrases as far as, like, I don't know,
Starting point is 01:00:18 I don't even know how to, like, I can't even give you an example. Like, things about the day or what you're about to do or shit like that just Normal phrases that you would use in everyday life if you just use those More than likely they're gonna catch one way or another Use them in different settings You just gotta know a couple things and then you build off that imagine how funny that must sound to them our stupid Spanish
Starting point is 01:00:44 You know it's like Like Borat sounds to us. Yeah, no I mean The one thing that I do I love when immigrants come here, and they try to speak English Because a lot of Americans they don't fucking try and speak any other languages, right? But everybody comes here and learns English one way or another they're speaking broken, but you understand it. Yeah, right. Yeah It's probably the most other than Spanish the most recognized language Like what is the most popular language on earth is it's well numbers wise it might be Mandarin Or it might be Hindi like what is the what is the most popular language on earth like take a guess? What do you think?
Starting point is 01:01:25 I think it's Spanish these bad. I think it's the most spoken language most countries Spanish's I'm asking like what the correct yeah, let's see what what are the most languages in the world What are the most spoken languages in the world says Chinese but Chinese number one that makes sense I thought there was multiple dialects, right? But like maybe just this Chinese slash Mandarin, okay million 900 million, but there's a lot of fucking guys over there speaking their language natively I
Starting point is 01:01:55 Don't know if it you know, I've never met a white guy that can speak it perfectly or a black guy that can speak it perfectly I've met a few people that know Mandarin a couple Yeah, a couple very strange who knows Cantonese John Cena fuck out of here fucking John Cena doesn't know Cantonese Are you kidding me? What this is English is number one what one of them says Depends on what you're talking about, but that only says 1.552 million, oh wow, 1 billion, 452 million. That was the best answer I've ever heard in my life. A lot of Chinese people might know English because of the internet. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:37 I don't know. You know, main language versus you know a couple words. Can you hold a conversation? Interesting. English has become the world's most common language, default for international business, tourism, tech, and much more. I mean, programming things is a big thing. So if you can't program multiple languages.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Isn't there some shit going down right now with Saudi Arabia is getting off the US dollar, the petrodollar? That's different. A little. I know it's a little different, but I was just thinking about things I'm scared of. More things I'm scared of. I mean, listen, there's so many things out there that we have no clue that we should be scared of.
Starting point is 01:03:18 As long as I don't know, I'm all right. That's a way to live. Right for right now. But if you tell me, then I'll be like, fuck. Right now you know. Now you tell me then I'm like fuck right now. You know now You got a now. I got a figure it out aliens are real There's no doubt about if you think about what this actually is what are we fucking doing this light this life experience? Yeah, aliens this that there's all kinds of crazy shit. We can't just think that are we even living right now What is happening right now? What is this?
Starting point is 01:03:44 Simulation theory yeah Exactly you get something Jamie Are we even living right now? What's happening right now? What is my simulation theory? Yeah? Exactly you get something Jamie So they dot they dish the US dollar today right there's a It's a pact for 50 years. I don't know that it wasn't expected Mmm, I don't know that the dollar is a piece of shit. Is it I think so I like them. I love it. I like the way I like I have a bunch of them. Is it? I think so. I like them. I love them. I like the way, I have a bunch of them sitting right there that I could hold, but I don't, they're almost worthless.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Craig Jones came in here and he had a million dollars in cash on him and I wanted to run away with him. I wanted to grab that bag and run. You see a million dollars in cash, it's just piles of hundreds, like this is crazy. A million dollars in cash isn't that much though. It's a bag Yeah, it's a bad in hundreds. It's not that much. It's like a gym bag Stuffed with hundreds. It was weird. That looks good. It looked good. It looks good to me look good
Starting point is 01:04:35 It's like a drug deal gone bad. Yeah, or good both. Yeah life in the fast lane 22 pounds of money 22 pounds of money 22 pounds of money Just like the things you were doing with the rod With the fucking gloves Yeah you could do that with that bag of money
Starting point is 01:04:58 Just do kettlebells with that bag of money I mean that would be fire to work out Yeah you could do some shield cast with that bag of money Listen, all I know is that a million dollars isn't even a lot anymore I need to do a lot to make a million dollars Especially when you make one million dollars, you're not making one million dollars Right in California. That's about to become the average home price. I Mean eight years ago. I was in Vancouver and they told me that was the
Starting point is 01:05:25 average price. A million. A million dollars. And what does the average person make? I think they make $62,000. Who the fuck is living in these places? It's insane. The average home being a million dollars, like everyone's in debt and then you've got companies that are buying up houses just so they can lease them out to people and make money leasing them. I mean bro look in New York City I'm I'm over here looking for a house I'm I'm competing with brokers and like big people who want to put buildings where these old homes used to be right and right They're ready to just go. You know, they do a lot of that stuff out here. We're like on 6th Street
Starting point is 01:06:00 There's they're gonna start to do that But a lot of these places we see giant-ass skyscrapers They used to be like a little bitch ass building and somebody bought it up and just built straight up and they're trying to do that a lot That's what happens. That's fucking no capitalism. Is that called Industrial Revolution? No Capitalism You know, it's good if you want to live in an apartment building, but you just got to recognize what it is and what's going on. You know, apartment buildings are good for certain things. It's fun. That's all I've known my whole life. Two bedroom.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Yeah. That's all I've known. I'd like to know something better. If you live in the city, you get accustomed to that. I only stay in, like, if there's a table here in the room, I just sit in this one corner only. No, I wouldn't even go on that side of the fucking table because you used to being confined I'm a creature I'm a creature Leave me in the corner as a creature said
Starting point is 01:06:53 Don't need space. I'm like a little baby veal Just like to huddle up in your den. I do with my fucking pipe huffing, watching MMA talk, constant over, like, chel-sunning, talking crazy. How do you think you would live if you lived in a place with a lot of land, quiet nights? Do you think you'd be missing it? I would have to have some sort of live entertainment. I love live entertainment.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Something near you you can go see? Yeah either that or just like something exciting at the house Like a band I would bring sick musicians to the home. Mmm, you know all these different jazz and funk Fusion bands and these old-school bands that I love I would bring them all. Mmm have little mini concerts back there. Yeah Well, that's kind of what Dave Chappelle does in Yellow Springs, Ohio. Oh, yeah Yeah, he's always got like musicians out there comedians out there. He's living the way he used to live. That's what he wants Yeah, he started doing that during the pandemic when everybody was locked down. He was doing outside shows with masks on remember those days Oh, yeah, he was doing fucking hooky parties. He was doing the old-school hooky party Yeah Yeah, he was doing fucking hooky parties. He was doing the old-school hooky party Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:08 What those are so crazy days you couldn't go outside without a mask on I was wearing a gas mask to go to the fucking supermarket Had a fucking 3m gas mask I looked at myself in the mirror. I said, what am I doing? And I just took that shit off and I'm like, yo, everyone's gonna have to deal with me. If you're outside and I'm outside, it's on you. Well, in LA, people would yell at you. They'd yell at you if you'd be outside with no mask on.
Starting point is 01:08:37 There was nobody out in the streets of New York. I had the whole city to myself. There was a lot of days like that. Had the whole city to myself. I would get from one place to another in lightning speed Do you remember there's this one kid who crashed like a million dollar Porsche? He crashed some like crazy expect. I think it was like one of those Carrera GTs that Walker one yeah, it was either that or the
Starting point is 01:09:00 918 like something some crazy car and this dude was just using New York City like a racetrack because there was no cars I didn't know about that I was doing the same thing in a Jeep Grand Cherokee though that's the problem this guy fucked up that car that's a nice one that's a Carrera GT there's not that many of them in the world and this this is a Gambala. That looks totaled. It has charges dismissed. Oh, the charges are dismissed? So this dude was just driving around like a fucking psychopath.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Oof. When there was no one on the streets. He's lucky he's alive in that one. He wiped that fucking car up. That's a fucking gorgeous vehicle. I wonder if they totaled the car. It looks like it's totaled. I'd buy that at the auction somebody would if you have a Carrera GT like that There's there's other people that have Carrera GTs that would want things from it of course it is totaled
Starting point is 01:09:55 They would there's like a lot of that stuff definitely salvage those parts if Porsche lets that happen I don't know how they that's such an exclusive car I don't know like what some of those companies like Ferrari and Porsche they have rules on how you're allowed to sell things like even if you Crash it. They'll just take it back. I don't know. I don't know. I bet they would I bet some of them would you can't get Under that thing to get the catalytic converter. No, there's no way that's that is the same car that Paul Walker died in That is a car. It's because that thing slides like a motherfucker, man. If you hit one bump in the city and you're going at a specific speed, you're hydro-gliding. You're in the air spinning.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Well what does this say? The reason for dismissal was apparently a lack of proof. Rodentrack cites a record from the court appearance as stating the people are moving to dismiss this matter because the case cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Where did this happen? On the bridge or in the city or somewhere? I think it was in the city. Okay so look at the top, go to the top, top. Very publicized incident occurred nearly a year ago in the then empty streets of New York City. A rare Gumballa Mirage GT was captured on video crashing into several vehicles before
Starting point is 01:11:06 finally coming to a stop. Video even captured the driver behind the wheel who is later identified as Benjamin Chen. Now charges against Chen for the incidents have apparently been dismissed. So they're saying to dismiss it because the case cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Huh. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Did any of those jurors buy new cars like look at him wiping out oh my god let me see that again let me see that again he's a lucky baby oh yeah he was full-on out of control he's lucky he hit the passenger side yeah he fucked that car up he's trying to get away so I guess guess, you know, people were encouraged by the fact that there was no one in the streets to let it out a little bit. I was, I was Jamie. That's not proof. That's CGI. Then that him getting out of the car. Also not proof. The city was a playground. Shut up. You fucking communist. I don't understand understand The city was a motherfucking playground It'll never be like that again Jamie fucking narc looking him over there
Starting point is 01:12:12 Narcan on my way to wire. Yeah, he's wearing a wire. Michael. This room's all backed up throw water all over me oh How did we get under that? People driving crazy down New York City, he had the city to himself. Yeah, I've just had the city to myself during the pandemic. There was no one around. It was literally nobody. Nothing to be said. Bro, LA had no traffic. It was no rules. You drive around in LA and there was no
Starting point is 01:12:41 one on the road. It was the weirdest fucking thing ever. Ian Edwards has a joke about it. Like I want to find out how much it how much time it really takes to get places You never know you never I've fucking I've been in the worst traffic over there it's actually It gives me PTSD I'd never I don't even want to drive any new because I get very bad road rage these days. It's bad for your head man. I'm in the car windows up screaming. So you just can't go anywhere?
Starting point is 01:13:13 I'm freaking out. I can't get myself together. And what if you're low on gas? Or what if you're low on batteries? Or if you've got to take a shit. Or if you've got things to do. Like if you're caught up out there Yeah, I'll do crazy things to get out of traffic. Yeah, there's nothing I wouldn't do. I'll ride on the side
Starting point is 01:13:31 I'll go through the forest Whatever I need to do to get out of traffic I've done you know one of the things that's interesting is that ways Which is really the best way to get around like if you want to like find out where the bullshit is Ways is really good and people report like there's an accident here and everybody kind of communicates and very, very good. But Waze was making people that were leaving New York and driving through Jersey, they were just going through all these neighborhoods because they say like, oh, the highway is going to be jammed up, but you can get around the highway by going this way.
Starting point is 01:14:04 So Waze starts navigating people through neighborhoods and then the cops stop people from going through the neighborhoods now do you live here? No they can't drive through here like what the fuck are you talking about? Like no you have a problem the problem is Waze told me how to get through your neighborhood you got to take it up with Waze you can't tell me I can't drive on a regular street. I can drive on a regular street just to look around, right? For sure.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Totally illegal. Trying to check out the scenery. Yeah, this is a nice house. I'm gonna drive by. What, what are you saying? I used to go on nature rides with my mother all the time. But when you're saying that Waze shouldn't have told people about this cool shortcut through your neighborhood so you didn't have to be on the highway.
Starting point is 01:14:45 You're right. But that's just reality. Reality is it always- Everything's gonna get blown up. It existed. Yeah. And Waze just exposed it to the rest of the world that take a left on Peabody and then you're in a nice four lane road with no one on it.
Starting point is 01:15:00 It's like exposing the best pizza shop. Sorry. It's the same shit guy. Pardon me fucking asshole now There's a line around the block. I can't get a pie you piece of shit. No no no no no Things change yeah, everyone needs to know about it. How good it is. Yeah, that's it, but for me, New York I don't I rarely drive with a ways or any type of Google anything. I just know how to go I know The shortcuts of everywhere I need to go yeah
Starting point is 01:15:26 Yeah, man, it's having in your brain. Yeah, if you see something's congested there you go back around Well, what if it's something you don't know like something's going on? Then I'm fucked Then I'm fucked if I'm anticipated I know the van wicks always fucked oh, yeah So I'll take a live I go all through South ozone Park boom. I get there before everybody You just get used to hustling moving quick through
Starting point is 01:15:53 Intersections for sure I cannot drive straight I Could drive all day long doing that stopping at lights to finding ways to get out of things all day Just straight 45 minutes. I'm fucking knocked out Yeah bad Do you fall asleep at the wheel no no, but I will I know that that's why I don't do it You get that like naughty it's because I'm bored right I need Movement yeah, I need movement. You're addicted in New York. I really am yeah, it's fucking sick sick Yeah, you're addicted like a video game. I
Starting point is 01:16:29 Yeah, right fucking yes Video game over there, man. Yeah, it's Constant maneuvering and moving and hmm. I just feel alive people. Yeah, I feel alive Yeah, I have a bunch of friends who won't leave I'd like to I love the vibration of the city all the people I do But I also hate it. Yeah, I you know I have a love-hate relationship with lots of things as we all do You can't just love Austin. There's nothing that you don't like about it. You know there's I'm sure there's some shit You don't like but right now Growing up in the city. There's just nothing like it, man.
Starting point is 01:17:05 There's nothing like New York City. I've been all over the fucking place and I can't wait to get home. I cannot wait. As soon as I touch down JFK, I start clapping like Dominican Republic planes just landed in DR, you know, they're all fucking, I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm home.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Nice. Well, I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm home. Nice. Well, it looks like you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you belong there. Like, that makes sense. You know? Yeah, I'm a city boy. Yeah, it's just like, that suits your personality.
Starting point is 01:17:38 It's fun, and as someone who enjoys music and food, I mean, what a great place. How do you go wrong there? You got both things there in abundance. Non-stop. It's never-ending. It's also very tiring. You saw today how we got demolished with that Egyptian barbecue. Yeah we got hurt. Right? And imagine that was just me there sitting and being expected to eat all that. As usual. While he was stacking on the tray I'm like surely there's other people eating with us. I was hoping some of the guys would have something yeah, and then the sides like there's so many sides
Starting point is 01:18:08 I was like damn you're not eating any of that stuff because you don't need carb I'm like bro. Don't even put the carbs there just meat It's like just carne so much good food very interesting though I love when people do something like that like a dude is is just chilling in Egypt and it says, you know what? I'm going to move to Austin, Texas and just make barbecue. That's what I want to do with my life. People get enchanted, man. They do. They get enchanted. They get pulled. But I love when people go for shit.
Starting point is 01:18:37 I love when somebody gets enchanted and says, fuck it, let's do it. Let's just jump on. Let's see what happens. That's how magic happens. Yeah, it is. That's how fun life experiences happen. Sometimes you gotta take a chance. You gotta show up. Yeah, you gotta do something different. Just take a chance.
Starting point is 01:18:55 Yeah, maybe I gotta leave New York. Florida. What do you think about Florida? We got a correction. We have to- No, a remote Amazon tribe did not get addiction to porn. Oh man, porn addiction is real. Can I tell you what I use porn for?
Starting point is 01:19:09 Wait a minute, they are definitely watching porn and the guy was complaining about porn. Let me tell you what I use porn for. The story got taken out of context. When I'm in the studio alone doing pushups. We have to clarify this. I have to find out what- we'll get to your studio and do pushups, but this is something that we actually talked about, so I want to find out what we'll get to your studio and do it in push-ups But this is something that we actually talked about so I want to find out what we were wrong about a guy wrote a story About his trip there and someone took a quote
Starting point is 01:19:31 He said he got from one of the people there that said that some of the boys were sharing pornography and whatsapp And then that took off to say that they're all addicted to porn And got republished on tons of websites and apparently that was not accurate. Interesting. But they do have access to the internet and they are scrolling in their phones constantly and they are boys. The people are not addicted to pornography.
Starting point is 01:19:58 There is no hint of this in the forest. There's no suggestion of it in the New York Times article. Right. Here's the thing though. What does that mean? They don't see anyone fucking whacking off in the forest? Yeah, but what does that mean? When you say addicted to pornography, like first of all, if you're exposed to pornography and you use pornography, like at what point in time does someone get to decide that you're addicted? So let's just take out that
Starting point is 01:20:21 word. Let's take out the word addicted because addicted is a weird word. Let just say do they use pornography are they using pornography is pornography now part of their culture? I would have to say a hundred percent if you have an internet connection You're a young boy and you find out there's videos out there of people fucking you're gonna look at them ex videos Every kid is gonna look at them. You have a phone that gets online, they're gonna look at them. So to say that they're not addicted to pornography, okay. Okay, by my definition, sure. But also they're using pornography for the first time ever. They used to live in the jungle with no internet and all of a sudden now they have porn. And to pretend that that might not have some sort of an impact on them
Starting point is 01:21:05 That's not positive that seems a little crazy We're like what do they fucking think is gonna happen? Well, maybe defining it as addicted to porn is the problem You know instead of saying that maybe they should have said kids are looking at porn for the first time ever which is really Just as stunning. Yeah Yeah it's sensational. It's a sensational headline. This is what it was driven out of. The article mentioned a complaint from one Marubo leader that some Marubo miners had shared pornography in whatsapp group chats.
Starting point is 01:21:39 This is especially concerning he said because Marubo culture frowns upon even kissing in public. Well I would imagine that that would fuck with his head if they have a culture that has like rigid social values And then all of a sudden this thing Online is allowing kids to see people fuck when before they they couldn't even see people kiss in public And all sudden something's coming along and it's disrupting your culture. I get it But do you want the fucking email or not, bitch? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:22:08 How are you gonna get your email? You don't know? Come on, bro. Don't you want YouTube? I want it all. Or do you not want YouTube? I want everything. Right.
Starting point is 01:22:16 So you're gonna have to get, you know, tell your kids that people fuck. Alright? Sorry. And that there's videos about it and all kinds of fucking Amazonian shit. Imagine how hard ass is their culture? You can't even kiss in public Do that shit so can't even hug a touch a fucking look at each other The first porn video that we all had around eight years old it was called Brazilian butt
Starting point is 01:22:40 It was like a hard plastic case and my boy Phil, Phil Anunziato had it at his house. That's hilarious. Imagine being a person that experiences that though. Imagine being a person that has lived in an indigenous tribe in the Amazon jungle forever. Your family, your family's family, everybody came from this area, y'all know the ways of living there and then out of nowhere
Starting point is 01:23:07 Elon drops in with his fucking starlink, and then you're looking at Titties on whatsapp be like what the fuck is this like what a Mind-changing experience that must be for a young kid titties I you know what titties seems more normal because we used to see in tits, we all had them in our mouths, but hardcore gang bangs and fucking deep penetration, that could be shocking. Like I was saying before, the way I'm addicted to porn is I like to use it to work out. It's like pre-workout. You watch a little porn. You put some cock sucking videos on and you do pushups. You're getting that feeling before like you're gonna fucking do something but you're not doing anything.
Starting point is 01:23:54 So, it gives you all the benefits without... Honestly. It's like edging. Right. You get a little testosterone. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:03 Well, I'm just when I'm alone. Not when I got the fellas over fucking working out. Guys, I got a new method. Everybody stroke and kill a tap hard. Nah, but it really works. Well, they're gonna have AI porn in the future and porn stars are gonna be out of business. I saw they just made an AI porn of that,
Starting point is 01:24:20 the stallion, Megan the Stallion. I didn't see it, but they did. Oh, did they do like a deep fake? Did they make a they did. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be able to do that Those the Taylor Swift D fake during the Super Bowl stuff. Those were interesting. There's gonna be a lot of those coming There's the technology is just gonna be too powerful But doesn't your iPhone's gonna be able to do that. It's cuz if Apple is doing it with open AI You can do some wild shit with open AI now. I've heard that you could that you're gonna be able to do that. Because if Apple is doing it with OpenAI, you're gonna do some wild shit with OpenAI now. I've heard that you could that you're gonna be able to say like make a birthday cake, excuse me, with Jamie, you know, jumping out of
Starting point is 01:24:55 it and they'll be able to do that. It's not even clear yet if like as you have to pay for it to use chatgpt 4.0 and then I guess you still have to pay once it's on out like in an Apple operating system Or do you have like a right little bit of subscription dumb version pay for through Apple or you get like five uses a month Yeah, there's been no clarification on that Yeah, you have to pay for all of them. Honestly right now None of them are you can use technically like little free free uses like you're just sort of dabbling in it But to do anything cool and even the coolest shit you can't no one was really has access to all the cool video ones
Starting point is 01:25:28 No one can fuck with that stuff How are they putting the ones up of the dudes like at the NFL? I mean the NBA press conference Like Anthony Edwards dirt when he was facing the Mavericks talking mad shit about Luca Donchich. It's fake Yeah, I mean he's talking crazy. Yeah, they have fake press conference. He's talking fucking absolute crazy. My dad even sent me one he thought was real. I thought it was real at first. He's not talking shit like that. Right, but here's the thing, like how close is it to where you can't ever be able to tell? That's gonna get weird. The way that he was speaking, there was some weirdness to the pattern, but a person could
Starting point is 01:26:05 be fooled for sure if it wasn't like that crazy talk. If it was something normal that was just false, 100% believable. I think they're real close to making, I think you're going to be able to change inflections and have it perfect. What they're doing now is so much better than what they were doing just a couple of years ago. Like the deep fakes from a couple of years ago look hilarious. Like Kyle Dunnigan, you ever see his stuff?
Starting point is 01:26:33 No. Kyle Dunnigan does these deep fakes where he does like Caitlyn Jenner and Donald Trump and it looks terrible. But that's part of the funny is that he's got these fucking squiggly things over his face. It looks like shit. Yeah, it looks like shit. It's like cartoonish. It's almost like watching South Park.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I love that. Like South Park's funnier because it doesn't even look remotely realistic. Like the face. Yeah. The face doesn't move, but the body moves. Yeah. Well, his face swaps are hilarious because they look... Shit, pull up one of them just so you can see it because it looks so fake that it comforts
Starting point is 01:27:04 you. It doesn't creep you out. Like it looks so fake that it comforts you. It doesn't creep you out. Like it doesn't look exactly like Caitlyn Jenner. I did a weird deep fake video for a song called Latin Grammys where I superimposed my face on Magnus Ver Magnuson's face. And it was like the 94 strong man I was just... Oh what the fuck. Oh yeah that's crazy hey guess what
Starting point is 01:27:26 Caitlin's braggers too yeah baby I remember this was a couple years ago right yeah I remember when this came out breathe babies can breathe in the womb. Yeah. That's right. Babies can breathe in the womb. That's right. Do you have a womb? Oh, shit! Man, I guess it's dead. I better go plop this thing up before I get septic shock. Oh my god, Dodds! Yeah? Your lip gloss is on fleek.
Starting point is 01:28:01 It's Kylie's! Shut up. Yeah, isn't it nice? That's amazing. Yeah. the leak it's Kylie's shut that's nice that's a nice face swap I love shit like that yeah I love a good like slapstick comedy like Leslie Nielsen and fucking Nordberg and you know I mean like yeah, it'll make things like that anymore like the old naked gun Yeah, so good. Yeah, I was in a comedy. Oh my god. It was fucking phenomenal in that movie He got killed in every kind of way that you can I remember it Nordberg bro. He gets like he's
Starting point is 01:28:39 He gets shot by the sheik then his foot goes on fire then he hits his head on something. It's like Non-stop comedy Leslie Nielsen was one of those dudes that just could do no wrong What a man he had one of my favorites funny fucking movies. What was he in one of those? Stephen King, you know, what are those Stephen Kings? Well, you know you had that one compilation, like a comic book. Was it Tales from the Crypt? Tales from the Hood. You know, that was a copy of that.
Starting point is 01:29:13 That was like a scary... Tales from the Hood was crazy. I think it's Tales from the Crypt, right? Was Leslie Nielsen in that? He was in an Alfred Hitchcock thing, but that's a long time ago. I remember seeing Tales from the crypt in the movie theater, dude HBO shit, I think he was in it Wasn't in tales from the crypt he was in Dracula like a weird version of Dracula. No way
Starting point is 01:29:35 He was Dracula he was show creep show. That's what it is. Not tales from the crypt creep show creep show was the Stephen King adaptation and He was in it. It was like a bunch of cool stories. One of them was a guy had like a monster under his stairs. This dude like opened the stair and the monster ate him. It's like, like what? Like what am I watching here? They were fun. I love those little old school fucking old-school scary movies. Oh, yeah, he buried Ted Zansen up to his, I think he drugged him and then buried him up
Starting point is 01:30:08 to his head and left him there in the sand. And the tide was going to come and wash him away. This was a serious movie? No, it was a horror movie. But not funny? No, no, not funny. I mean kind of funny. But he wasn't being a funny guy in that movie.
Starting point is 01:30:23 He was being an asshole killing some dude mmm, and then the dude spoiler alert Comes get some mmm Digs himself out Ted Danson something happen. They're not specific Ted Danson is an underrated actor also Pretty good movie. I love a good stupid scary movie Just kind of dumb but scary fun Like the comedies that he did out naked gun airplane airplanes the classic of course spy hard It's dead and loving it That's a fun, but all those like Mel Brooks movies history of the world all that shit. Oh man
Starting point is 01:31:03 I grew up on that good old Jewish comedy. Slapsticky. Yeah, slapstick, fuck, my grandfather loved all that shit. Jackie Gleason and the Catskills. Yeah, yeah. It's interesting when you watch comedy movies now are scarce. There's just not a whole lot of them. They're not that funny.
Starting point is 01:31:21 There's nobody that's doing a comedy movie that makes me laugh. Well, in order to make a really good comedy movie, you're gonna have to be insensitive. For sure. For sure. And people are just not willing to do that right now. And so it's a sign of a sickness of our culture, I think. I really do.
Starting point is 01:31:39 It's a sign of our adaptation in a wrong way, in a negative way to social media. We're like inhibiting people from creating things that we all loved. It's that bullshit. It's fucking, it's a bullshit world where everyone feels like they're so sensitive they can't be made fun of. Growing up in my neighborhood you needed thick skin. You know everyone got made fun of whether you were a hot dude hot girl fucking jacked skinny fat this whatever everyone
Starting point is 01:32:09 called it it's also how people find out if you take yourself too seriously of course this is the best way to find out if someone takes themselves seriously is to make jokes about them in front of them in front of them fuck with them and see if they laugh and if they laugh then you're gonna have a good time yeah but if they get super uptight are you gonna be super sensitive about everything come on man like when you even have to tell somebody that you already know she's just fucking not hang out with that person just get the fuck out of here man I can't do you enough maybe you're talking a few years see if you've
Starting point is 01:32:41 evolved tell them to fucking take some drugs. Open it up. What would you recommend? Something like that. The thing that people seem the most open to is hitting the DMT pen. Yeah, because it seems like they're vaping. Exactly. The pen makes everything better. You can fucking put anything in the pen and they'll hit it. It's official, it's in the pen. Exactly. It's a cartridge.
Starting point is 01:33:06 Free base. Oh, no. Glass dick. It's free base and not as a motherfucker. It's electric free base. Yeah. Which is pretty next level. But I think that that's an entry level DMT pen.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Hit it once or twice. Feel a little buzz. You know? Dip your toes in. Dip your toe. But if you're gonna go, you gotta go. DMT pen hit it once or twice feel a little buzz No Dipsy those in dip your toe, but if you're gonna go you gotta go. Yeah, you gotta go go go. Bye. Bye Bye. Bye. Yeah, that should be legal They should be able to do that at clinically approved places where people who know how to take care of people are there Pay money to do it helps the the economy, everybody gets tax money, yay! Stop turning people into babies.
Starting point is 01:33:49 Stop allowing grown adults to tell you and stop being a grown adult that wants to tell another grown adult how to do something that's definitely not going to kill them. It's probably safer than 99% of the things they're going to do in terms of like alcohol, cigarettes, opiates. It's probably safer than 99% of the things they're going to do. Yeah. In terms of like alcohol, cigarettes, opiates. It's probably safer than all those things. It is. And if you tell me not to do something, I'm definitely going to do it. It doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 01:34:13 You shouldn't be allowed to tell somebody that they can't. It doesn't affect other people. It's like, you shouldn't be allowed to tell people they can't do that. That doesn't make any sense. But I think the deems, the deems needs to stay the deems. You know, like, any time I've gotten the deems the deems needs to stay the deems You know like anytime I've gotten the deemster. It's been given to me It's been passed along from a from a beautiful hand you know right from a watch to the experience from a caring hand
Starting point is 01:34:35 It's never been like money or it's not right. It's not anything like that. This is for experience purposes here Well, I think that is true. That is true. That is not something that people like are Profiting not you don't sell that shit. It has to be given as medicine to you. That's true You know, I don't I think you've even heard of somebody buying it Which is really odd, right? That's something that's like That's crazy. I mean you think about this. I mean, I'm sure there's a market for it. I'm guaranteed There's probably some unscrupulous people that are selling it.
Starting point is 01:35:05 They probably don't even take it. There's probably a market for it. It's probably not the good stuff. You know, there's good stuff and then there's shit. But I do know. There's ways of extraction. Yeah. A lot of people I know of that have gotten it for free.
Starting point is 01:35:16 I think that we just need to understand that the people that are saying these negative things about these substances haven't experienced them. It's just, I understand why they would think what they think. But they are saying that based on a position of not having experienced it. And that just doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make, it makes sense to them because they think that they have the world defined and that everything is logical and everything has a place and everything makes sense to them because they think that they have the world defined and that everything is logical and everything has a place
Starting point is 01:35:46 And everything makes sense Once they do that that idea goes away that idea goes away But until they do that they live in this infantile state of confidence in the nature of reality Once you have that experience, then all of a sudden you go, okay, no one knows what the fuck is going on. This is all crazy. And we're like all hyper-connected and life changes forever, instantaneously all the time based on how you interface with it. And it's like this moving breathing thing. It's not static.
Starting point is 01:36:27 And we're all connected in some way that we don't have the senses to detect. And you don't get it until you flood your brain with a naturally occurring neurochemical, this neurotransmitter, this whatever, what's the technical term for what DMT is, whatever it is, that psychedelic compound that you have that your own brain makes And when you get it
Starting point is 01:36:49 Then and you get it while you're sleeping you get in your dreams, which is even nuttier That's that's the root of our dreams. Probably that's the number one theory. Why we have these vivid Insane like like these things that seem like they're real You know when you close your eyes when you close your eyes and you think of some shit, you could definitely drift into a place if you've had that experience before. Yeah, imagine if every time you sleep, your consciousness actually does go somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:37:18 What if you have a whole nother life that operates in a different sort of time realm like whatever eight hours is to you while you're sleeping it's different because but it's your consciousness your consciousness leaves your body leaves the dimension and in eight hours of our time returns I mean I've had those experience where man I was forced to wake up like someone's chasing after me in another realm and they got me around the neck and you wake up bro i had a dream the other night of a dude chasing people down the street with a battle axe like an old school medieval battle axe some dude we could see him we were
Starting point is 01:37:56 looking from the top window and this guy was running down the street in front of us with a battle axe i'm like I watch too much Instagram. Cause yo, that's tough that you could totally see on Instagram. 100%. Every time I fucking wake up, I open it. Did you see the dude with the machete fight? We cut his hand off, cut the dude's hand off and the dude picked his hand up off the ground and carried away. He kept going. He kept fighting. Kept fighting with a hand chopped off. You got his hand chopped off in a machete fight. Bro, machete fights are too hard.
Starting point is 01:38:25 That is so crazy. If you're pulling the machete out, why you got your hand like that? He's trying to keep his face from getting chopped off. Yeah, but you're gonna block the machete like that? He's doing anything to keep his head from getting chopped off. I mean, if it hits his neck, he's dead. And it's right there.
Starting point is 01:38:41 It's an instinct. You're just gonna put your hand up there. Use the other machete. Right, if you can. If you can. If you can, you're correct. But sometimes when people are slishing and a-slashing, you know? You gotta be real careful where you place that thing. I've done some of that, those weird knife fighting, like, where you get stabbed in fucking 500 different ways coming down and up. I'm like, man, I'll never fucking be able to block any of this shit.
Starting point is 01:39:06 You're cutting your fucking death by a little fucking million paper cuts. But they're all knows how to do it. You're in real trouble. Oh, yeah. It's such a beautiful thing to to know. Yeah. I want to know that. Well, I'm not.
Starting point is 01:39:19 So yeah, well, not just, you know, slice and dice. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Get in there. The knife looks cool Like fucking Steven Seagal the only weapons I learned with the useless ones like num chucks. I got good at that I love num chucks. I'll bring them backstage before the show and just fucking can get them going. They're still fun I love I mean I used to carry nunchucks on me
Starting point is 01:39:45 back in the day, in my shorts. Oh yeah. When I was 10 years old, I had the nunchucks outside. Yeah, we all did. Yeah, a lot of kids had nunchucks back then. Ninja stars. Oh yeah. Bro, 42nd Street in Times Square,
Starting point is 01:39:57 there was a karate store. Straight up karate store. And they sold bows, fucking nunchucks, all kinds of shit. Throwing stars, shurikens, right? Is that what shuriken is? From Street Fighter? I don't know if that's what he's saying,
Starting point is 01:40:18 it might be a different word, but shuriken is the name of a throwing star. Or it's maybe a type of throwing star. Maybe there's more than one. So the dudes that made me those hammers, those medieval hammers I swing, they sent me two Batman stars. Like the new symbol of Batman, it's like crazy insignia.
Starting point is 01:40:38 And you just throw them? I'm fucking throwing them at every cardboard box I have in the studio, oh my God. It's sick, I fucking broke things already. When I was a kid we always had throwing stars. We would throw them at trees. Wshoo! Thought you were cool.
Starting point is 01:40:51 Wshoo! It would stick to the tree. Wshoo! So much fucking fun, man. Doing shit like that is fun. But it's crazy, you could just buy those. You could basically buy a throwing knife. And one that's easy to throw.
Starting point is 01:41:03 You know, you can buy them anywhere. But throwing stars are easy to throw. If you're buy them anywhere throwing stars are easy to throw if you're good at frisbee you'd be very good at that fucking throwing knife or you could go to fucking Home Depot and get a saw blade oh yeah oh yeah you could fuck somebody up with a saw blade oh with the replacement though I saw a movie where or not a movie a video where a saw blade broke off and slammed into this house right next to where this dude was standing well like the concrete saw blades like those one that was a tree and broke off and it went skittering across the street and slammed into the house
Starting point is 01:41:39 right next to where this dude was standing just a second ago Yeah You've seen it you seen it. I can't I can't look at Twitter I can't watch this shit so the guy goes inside the building and then look at this blade. Oh, no Well watch this look how crazy this is as he walks in yeah look oh my god I mean that is fucking bonkers. That thing is stuck into the wall. That would have fucking took his legs off. 100%. Look how deep it went into the wall.
Starting point is 01:42:11 That had some serious force behind it, man. Where the fuck did that come from? Good question. Demons. That's the only answer is demons. If demons are just causing little car accidents every now and then just tripping your car. Angels in the outfield. Remember when fucking Danny Glover, they were helping him fucking catch the ball? California Angels. Imagine. Imagine Angels.
Starting point is 01:42:37 They don't have any time for the homeless. They're out there fixing baseball games. How dumb is that to think that the Angels are going to help you with a baseball game? They don't make movies like that anymore. It's a good fucking movie. I've been talking to a lot of people over the last few months, which is maybe not a good time for the direction my life's going, but I've been talking to a lot of people over the last few months that think that aliens are angels. Angels and devils. And that's like, when you're hearing about like all those stories in the Bible about fallen angels and devils, like, these
Starting point is 01:43:12 people think that they were referring to aliens. That fell from the sky? No. It's just the term, the way they're phrasing it is like fallen angel meaning like Satan and that there's good angels and bad angels There's demons and angels What what these people believe and I don't necessarily agree with it nor do I even? Understand it enough that I can argue against it but they believe that all these stories are really referencing a spiritual force that's always here all the time and sometimes exists in the physical form and it might be existing as these things that we keep
Starting point is 01:43:53 looking for like aliens and UFOs and it might be doing that maybe even to comfort us or maybe to be more plausible or maybe to hide the true nature of what they are. So it will present as if it's from another planet. But really what it is, is some sort of interdimensional spiritual being that may or may not be evil. It might be good, it might be evil, and there might be a bunch of different kinds out there in the world, but that these stories from like the ancient Hindu texts, and you know, Billy Carson talks a lot about that, and a bunch of other people talk about these different stories
Starting point is 01:44:34 from these ancient texts that have people either interacting with sky people or someone coming from the sky and interacting with them and They think that these a lot of these things might be talking about the same thing and that these aliens that people are Encountering what there's some sort of an interdimensional being that is essentially always been here I'll tell you who it is who fucking John Travolta from that movie You ever seen that movie where's the angel fielder whatever he's a fucking angel now. He has no crazy hair dreadlocks No, this is a different John Travolta Michael Michael. Yeah, oh when he's named Michael Bro the hair is nuts look at this alien Aliens might be living among us disguised as humans or in a base inside the moon according to a new Harvard study.
Starting point is 01:45:25 Yo, when there's Harvard studies saying there might be a base inside the moon, how wild are things right now? This is so crazy. But none of this is, it's not really that like shocking. Right, it's not that shocking. Once you have, once you have knowledge of the other realm, nothing's impossible. Nothing in this life is impossible or fucking shocking anymore. Well, it's still shocking, it's exciting, but space is insane. This is way less insane than what we know about space.
Starting point is 01:45:58 Space and water. The deep sea is something that's fucking as crazy as this to me. As crazy and undiscovered It's fucking nuts. There is an end it stops, but does it really I think it does But the thing is like they don't know what the fuck is down there They're always finding a bunch of new cool fish that Mariana Trench let me see that what it says the researchers have investigated so-called crypto terrestrials These could be disguising themselves as humans to fit in, may come from Earth's future, or might have descended from intelligent dinosaurs. This guy's from Harvard. This guy got all the mushrooms.
Starting point is 01:46:35 They're probably doing a Harvard mushroom study and this dude just stole the stock. Honestly, I think, yeah, look, the study was just to come up with an answer, like give us some fucking answer. The study was to create an offer, excuse me, the study was created to offer an alternative, unconventional explanation for UAP sightings and hypothesize what they might mean and the possibility that UAP may involve forms of non-human intelligence that are already present in Earth's environment in some sense that exists alongside us in distinct stealth. See, that could be if it's here, but in a base.
Starting point is 01:47:10 But I think that our idea about like a base on the moon or a base on Mars, we're basing this basing, no pun intended, this on the idea that you have to go there to get there. Like if these things can travel from other dimensions, they probably don need a base like they probably don't have a base. I don't need a fucking base I don't we need a base for if this if they are some sort of a spiritual being that's coming here from another dimension And they're not necessarily coming here from another planet They probably don't need your stupid base and if they're coming here from another planet and they just instantly have arrived like why we think they need a base do they need a base to do that like who wants to have a base on the moon fuck that fuck your moon if I can go from Orion or whatever star system they're from and Alpha Centauri
Starting point is 01:47:59 or wherever the fuck they're from I can go there to earth instantaneously why do I want to stay in the moon it's's boring on the moon Yeah, there's nothing there right if I'm gonna go to Vegas am I gonna stop in Barstow and get a hotel room or in Reno Yeah, the fuck out of here. I go in a Reno going straight through Shut your mouth. You're not a Reno kind of guy moon base guy fuck that bullshit I'm here to go the moon is Reno. Yeah, I'm going to Montana and I'm gonna mutilate some cattle I'd like to those are the weird ones cattle mutilations ever see those. What do you mean mutilate them? Do you know what I mean? alien abductions and alien sightings a lot of times in the areas where these happen one other thing that happens in the
Starting point is 01:48:42 Phenomena is cow mutilations Like maiming? So these cows that have been like surgically operated It looks like they're surgically operated on and they're drained of their blood Like really weird stuff where some of the organs have been removed that it looks like with surgical precision Which ones? Strains, I don't know because The liver? It's not happened just once it's happened multiple times
Starting point is 01:49:03 So I think it's a bunch of different ways Wow, that fucking shit looks like it's been happened just once it's happened multiple times, so I think it's a bunch of different Shit looks like it's been sucked out of it look at this not one drop of blood cattle mysteriously mutilated in Oregon It's not just one instance of this happening. This is happening the fucking chupacabra That's what that's the fucking chupacabra right there. You know the chupacabra is right know it really is what is it? It's a coyote with mange. Oh is it? Yeah, probably or a bobcat with mange What the fuck is mange? Mange is a disease that makes animals lose their fur Ah so it's like just like this horrible. Yeah, yeah Well, it's horrible like cracked fucked up skin because their skin is not used to be in the sun
Starting point is 01:49:41 Yeah, it's mostly protected by all that fur skins all dried and cracked up I had a friend who had a chicken coop and Their chicken croup got attacked by a bobcat They got like a security photo of it and this thing looked like a demon was fucked up It was a bobcat with mange and it's like half of its fur was message. It's like it was like so hungry It's breaking into the chicken coop. It looks so creepy. So that's what it is. 1970s cow mutilation mystery.
Starting point is 01:50:10 When ranchers began reporting incidents of mutilated cattle, the ensuing panic fed both conspiracy theories and a growing cynicism about the government. Yeah, but it's not just the 70s. These things have happened in the 2000s. But it looked like it was literally floppy. there was nothing inside of that fucking carcass. And just skin. The thing is that's not unique. There's been a bunch of them that they've found that are weird like that. Where they have surgically precise cuts in them and they're missing stuff. Are they sewn back up or left?
Starting point is 01:50:42 Look at this, the army had accidentally killed more than 4,500 sheep in 1968 while testing nerve agents in Utah. Then refused to acknowledge its responsibility until 1998. Those fucking cunts. They gave it a secret for 30 years. 30 years later, like, oh yeah, you remember those sheep? Yeah, we killed them. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:51:02 Tested nerve gas. Was driving a Maroon Jetta in 98. Most likely in 98 most likely what Jamie coyotes magpies badgers Yeah, not buying it. I've seen these people and I know how these people think too There's there's a bunch of people that they call themselves debunkers But really what they are is true believers in one view and this true belief is that it has to be a coyote in one view. And this true belief is that it has to be a coyote or an animal because aliens aren't real. But it might not even be an alien. It might be some sort of government agency that's involved in some sort of an experimental weapon. I don't know what they're doing. No one's saying it's necessarily alien. Whatever is happening to the cows though is very weird if you're getting all their blood removed from their body and surgical cuts and then their tissue isn't eaten by animals. It's not like if they were chewed up and something looked real precise but the rest of it looked
Starting point is 01:51:54 all fucked up. No. These animals are drained of their blood with no blood on the ground and it doesn't make any sense. No, forget about the alien thing. Let's pretend that's not even a real thing, that no one believes in aliens. So tell me what the fuck happened to that cow, because that doesn't make sense that that's happening from a coyote. It doesn't look like it. Doesn't seem like it. No animal did that. Doesn't look like an animal did it.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Are there any animals that kill with precision besides a tiger and shit like that with the bites but no one opens you up. No, that's a, one animal does, human. And so I would imagine if you would, if you looked at something like that, we say who could be doing something like that? Well we could do it. It's not like, it's not like building a pyramid. We could, we could kill a cow and do that if we wanted to. You have enough people, have enough equipment. Why?
Starting point is 01:52:40 So why would someone do that? Like what are they doing? If I wanted to practice on some fucking weapon that I could just send out and say, go get me a person's liver. And he just like, this thing like hunts you down and tackles you and hangs on to you and cuts you open and snatches out your liver and then sucks all your blood into a vacuum tube, seals it up and then drops you and crumples. That's what that cow looks like. Like I would imagine before I would think aliens are killing cows for no
Starting point is 01:53:08 reason. I would imagine that it's probably some wacky human weapon that they could do some wild shit and how do you test it on mammals? Well go get a cow. They're all wandering around. They get killed by coyotes. Blame it on Wolverines. Yeah that's right. Bl blame it on everything else like just go unleash this weapon those fucking flying pods Terrence Howard was talking about imagine one of those like razor blades ever say yeah just fucking tearing you to fuck up and then the arm comes in yeah and they fucking closes you up sutures I would imagine look they try to come up with so many weapons
Starting point is 01:53:47 You don't think they would have a weapon that would like disembowel you and draw your blood out Of course, they would they had a they were trying to come up with a gay bomb Go what the fuck? Yes The government had spent millions of dollars trying to develop a gay bomb and the way the game I don't know about millions dollars we might have to double check that but what the gay bomb would do is they would drop it over a city and turn everyone gay you guys just start banging each other and they just get demoralized they didn't want to fight anymore that's some fucking that's some crazy warfare that's
Starting point is 01:54:21 not fair how how sick do you have to be to be working for the United States government so you're working for the people? You're supposed to be a patriot. And you're sitting there thinking, how do we get these people in a humane way? We don't want to kill the entire population, but how do we stop them from fighting? Make them a bunch of queers. Did you ever see that Sach Baron Cohen shit? Which one? With about America Where he's Iran Maraad the fucking Israeli fucking special forces And he's holding up the pork at the Muslim terrorists and fucking going backwards with his ass Yo, some of the crazy shit you'll ever see in your life. These are tactics that are
Starting point is 01:55:03 Can you please look that up? Hold on a second. For God's sake. In 2008, the US military confirmed that an Ohio Air Force laboratory requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal gay bomb. The weapon would release hormones through the skin or lungs to make enemy soldiers sexually attracted to each other, distracting them from fighting come on The project was also known as the make love not war initiative who in the fuck who who set this up? I don't know who set this initiative up BMJ authors they want a prize What they want a prize for for trying to come up with the gay bomb
Starting point is 01:55:47 How do they want a prize it What did they win a prize for? For trying to come up with a gay bomb? How did they win a prize? It says it's been scrapped. Oh, it's scrapped now? Yeah, because people found out about it. Imagine, imagine you got 7.5 million dollars to do it. That's what you want to do. What do you guys want to try to make? Let's try to make a gay bomb. How would you find out if it would work? You would have to get sick motherfuckers. You would have to get a volunteer that didn't know you were trying to turn them gay. Because if you're gonna find out if it really works, you can't like tell a guy Hey, we're gonna give you this stuff. Tell me if you feel gay. And he's like goddamn
Starting point is 01:56:19 I feel gay and then he probably might be gay for real and just blames it on the drug. There it is. But really he's just gay and you're scared to say it. the drug. There it is. But really, he's just gay. And he's just scared to say it. He's like, you drugged me! No, I'm gay! God damn it. I can't even wrap my head around this right now. You have to not tell him that you're doing it to him.
Starting point is 01:56:34 That sounds like it's fake, bro. The gay bomb sounds so crazy. I want you to imagine that you're a college student and you're broke. And you know, medical experiment. Yeah, I'll try that They dose you up with a gay bomb hopefully they hit me with that fucking what's the other what's the ozempic? What's the fake one in vitro in when they give you the fake shit? Oh, yeah, the placebo I want that yeah, yeah, you'd have to you'd have to take a risk 50-50 I've seen heads that are on ozempic. They don't look good. It doesn't seem like it looks like that cow
Starting point is 01:57:19 I don't think they've had all their blood drained of them, and they're just a bag of meat That's what they look like to me. Yeah. And then they have these big faces and skinny body because their face and shoulders get small but their... Their head grows when you get big. Yeah. Look like fucking Stewie. This came from an article in 07 where it talks about some other wild spending ideas they had. The gay bomb is crazy.
Starting point is 01:57:41 Boss University developed brain implants that could steer shark-like dogfish with a phantom odor like... Wow. Like teleportation. This is all sci-fi. Well, I mean, I imagine... Dogfish. It says the military has a lot of crazy ideas, but it's hard to turn these ideas into action.
Starting point is 01:58:01 Right. But if you would, you know, if the military's open--minded that's a good thing look at that next consider everything what fucking taxpayer fifty thousand dollars per second what this is why I gotta get the hell out of New York is they using my money for this fucking shit look at this all that that is the craziest thing I've ever read in her book imaginary weapons military expert Sharon Weinberger writes that the federal government is spending taxpayer money on the war technology at a pace of about $50,000 per second. That just made me angry for some reason, like I give a shit, but it made me angry. The government spends $50,000 a second on war technology.
Starting point is 01:58:40 Look at that. Damn. $78 billion on weird shit. Wow. Half of all government research and development dollars on a variety of projects according to the American Association for Advancement of Science. I definitely have some ideas for some weird weapons. Yo, that was like 15 years ago. That's crazy. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:59:02 You take the bottom of a Timberland boot, you wrap duct tape around the foot bed, and you just fucking hit someone with the heel It's a good one. That's not good against drones Throw it once they release the drone. Yeah, see I'm not good out. Once again. I told him I go to the computer Anything with computers. I like driving a stick shift. I like cars with fucking AM FM radio, right? I Hear you I I like cars with fucking AM FM radio. Right. I hear ya. I haven't listened to AM radio in forever. 660 man. That's that WFAN shit I was telling you about.
Starting point is 01:59:32 When I get in a dude's car and he's got AM radio on, I just get suspicious. He might be a prepper. It feels like AM political talk radio. You might be a prepper. The AM political talk is no good. But if you listen to the Knicks game on like yeah. Oh that's good yeah no that's good if you can't be at the game or you can't be watching you're working you could hear it. That's the thing that like that sport has that other sports have lost right like boxing
Starting point is 01:59:57 used to have that. Can I tell you what I'd like in UFC? Yes. I would like to hear your guys commentary in little headphones and like a little transistor fucking they used to have that I really think that would make a big difference I sit there for seven hours every every time I go and you know I wonder if you I would love to hear what you guys are saying because it really does help I wonder if you could do this like you know because the fact that if you are if you let it that the audio
Starting point is 02:00:24 Just play on an app, then people are just there's a bunch of people that might buy the pay-per-view but they won't buy the pay-per-view just listen to the audio on the app. No, just in arena. Right, but what I was going to say, but if you geo-locate it, right? Yes. Turn on your location services and it proves you're inside T-Mobile Arena, then you can put your earbuds in and you can listen to the commentary.
Starting point is 02:00:44 That's what I want. Because that way you can find like what the corner man said to him if someone's foot I'm saying there's all kinds of things that you hear about later Oh, he broke his hand or broke his foot. We have no idea right when you're live. Sometimes. It's chaos I mean sometimes it's chaos for us We're like what happened and it takes it like a second and maybe we you know If someone's back is to you and you're watching the fight and also in their head flies back You don't even know it hit him no, but you do bring the information once you gather it And then we're sitting there. You know the fight will be over and like you know
Starting point is 02:01:14 Did you hear that he broke his hand or did you hear this right? You got to find out live think which was recently online Someone broke their foot or their hand in the fight, and they just we didn't find out till after I was that I can't remember who though yeah the UFC should probably do something like that well they just turn it on if you're in the location because they can do shit like that now you'd have to like let the government spy on your phone whatever if I get to listen to the fucking they could have that one okay if I get to listen to the if I get to listen to the fucking they could have that one. Okay, if I get to listen to that if I get to Listen to the commentary. Yeah
Starting point is 02:01:47 Yeah, I've gone live before and I missed the commentary too. It just seems kind of Empty seems weird. It's like so weird. Like I'm so used to watching fights while talking Like I've seen more fights while talking probably than I have without talking. It's just nuts That's a nutty thing. I don't think, it might not be, it's probably like 50-50 at this point because I watch so many fights. I watch a bunch of different organizations too.
Starting point is 02:02:12 Bro, there's killers all over the world now. I was watching some dudes fight in this Octagon event. They do have it on Sirius now apparently. Oh, let's go. I wonder if you could have Sirius running inside, like if you had your air pods If you have the app because serious is basically like a podcast network to now I mean, it's also satellite radio, but they have the app right? Yeah, can you watch? Howard Stern live on the app. Yeah, I just want it would be the
Starting point is 02:02:44 Howard Stern live on the app. Yeah, I just want I it would be the Paperview cards. Oh, no, man paper fight nights and preliminary fights. That's fine, but I would like to say now It's good for now During the paper you yeah, but I gotta be during I would imagine they'd make some sort of situation where you could pay for that As well where you get the extended version Yeah, and if they just did that like for people that are at work or something like that we can't see it I love listening to fights also. Yeah Oh, that's right. That's what they used to look like I can't tell in the last stop though. Is that a watch? Take a walkie-talkie type thing. It's a little thing and you plug in some headphones into it
Starting point is 02:03:22 And they're sitting in the audience listen to the comment there it is. It's already there thing and you plug in some headphones into it and then you'd be sitting in the audience and you'd listen to the commentary. There it is. It's already there, let's do it. I'll ask Dana what the fuck happened. We need that. Yeah, I'll ask Dana what the fuck happened. They were dope. That was a cool thing. Be able to listen to the fights, but then you have all these batteries and radios and... Yeah, no, it's all fucked up.
Starting point is 02:03:42 You want it to go through an app. That's what you want. True. You don't want to be but I do want to be driving if I you know like I do with Yankee games or with any games and listen to the fights when I want I have it on ESPN plus plugged into the car I'm not watching but I'm listening that's one way to do it but the fucking it's shaky sometimes right the stream sucks right you can't you know I? Don't want to miss anything depends on what your services right if you get some good. I got garbage. I got fucking What you got still have sprint?
Starting point is 02:04:16 I'm loyal, bro 25 years That's hilarious Fucking guy had me going crazy today, man. Yeah, did we put in some work, bro? We did a lot Lord the workout was dope, but the sauna really took it out of me. Yeah I've never been baked before yeah, I was I was slow roasted today. You should get one of those. I will yeah It's good for you. It really is. In that cold, I feel like I could do again tomorrow, maybe get more than 55 seconds.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Yeah, that's what I did. The first time I did it, I did like a minute and 20 something seconds. And then I did like four minutes and then I did 20 minutes. Just because I wanted to see what I could do. The sauna is special though. The sauna's hard, man. Especially at that temperature.
Starting point is 02:05:04 You don't have to do that temperature though. You could do the sauna. That was an extreme temp? Yeah, yeah, 190's pretty extreme. Most people don't like 190. She was burning my nationals. Most people like it around like. I was like, is this okay?
Starting point is 02:05:20 Like, this thing's about to fucking go on fire. When you feel like the hot air coming in and your body's like, what are you doing? Most people like, I think, at like 170, 175. That's a zone where it's like uncomfortable, but not crazy. But I got too used to that. I just got comfortable, and then I'm like,
Starting point is 02:05:38 I wanna be a little bit more uncomfortable, and I kept going until I settled around 195, 196. So today I did your fucking, where you're at. Yeah, what you did every 10 minutes. Yeah, well listen. Yeah. It's first time. 10 minutes is where it gets hard.
Starting point is 02:05:54 10 minutes sucked. The first few minutes it's not bad at all. No, no, I thought I was gonna be able to do it. The first few minutes, like, that's no big deal. And then 10 minutes in you're like, oh boy, this is a real problem. And you gave me that fucking thing and I threw up today Lucy oh my god, those are big boy
Starting point is 02:06:10 Nicotine bro, the nicotine pouch was like this big. It's got yeah, it's eight milligrams Bro, yeah, let me tell you something you want one I lost myself today. I lost myself. They don't give me the hiccups I would get the hiccups with zenz I've never gotten the hiccups with these Lucy's I only get hiccups if I eat rice without water. Oh, that'll do it right. Yeah, fuck is that take a spoonful of flour? No more carbs for me also after today, I'm done this That's it. It's watch come on. You can do it I gotta get on the flight now. Yeah, what time's it? Yeah? Yeah, you do you really gotta go alright? Let's wrap this up listen dude. You're awesome. I always love hanging out with you the fucking man. You're so much fun
Starting point is 02:06:58 We had a great time today always it was a real fun time and shout out to my man's barbecue cuz It was a real fun time and shout out to my man's barbecue cuz god damn was that good KG barbecue KG barbecue young Egyptian Incredible so delicious and so unique like the flavors the way he uses them the His special like take on all these different things with different spices and insane very good And he's got an instagram so what is his instagram kg barbecue he's killing it he's got a lot of great food dude you're the fucking man catch your flight i love you appreciate you you're the best bye everybody

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