The Joe Rogan Experience - #2182 - Michael Malice

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

Michael Malice is a cultural commentator, host of the PodcastOne podcast "YOUR WELCOME," and author of several books, including "Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il," "The Anarchist Handbook," and "The White Pill: A Tale of Good & Evil." www.michaelmalice.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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off your first purchase of a website or domain. Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. I have to announce, because Netflix is making me announce this, that I have a Netflix special that's live Saturday night from San Antonio. Oh. So it's going to be live all over the world. I'm going to see you tomorrow.

Oh, yay. Oh, yeah, we're coming Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I've seen your set. It's really funny. It's uh, it's tight now. Mm-hmm It's good. It's like I'm very happy with it. How long has it been since you dropped the special six years We do seriously. Yeah, I was ready to do one in August of 2020 when the shit went down So when the shit went down with the COVID stuff, I was preparing. So that was like March, right? I was preparing to do one in August.

And then I didn't do stand up for like eight months. And then we started doing stand up out here again. And then I started changing a lot of bits and moving stuff around. And I'm like, I'm gonna do one right now. And I sort of just really enjoyed Fucking around and just doing comedy for doing comedy, you know and then doing it at the club and when the club opened It was so much fun. It was just It's just such a fucking joy to be there all the time

It's like I get I get anxious to get back there. I can't wait. I was there opening night Yeah, and I was there with my protege tray We're in the green room and I'm very much like, okay, this isn't your house like be respectful of space You know because I'm not a comic Tim Dillon's there who I'm pals with Ron white. Oh my god, Ron white Tony, you know the the crew and then I hear the voice and Rosanne walks in And then I hear the voice and Rosanne walks in. Right. And I'm like, oh, fucking shit.

And I'm like, all right, keep it cool. And I hear her say, yeah, when you get to be my age, you either have diarrhea or you're constipated. So when I was on Tucker Carlson, my son's like, Mom, you've never been more personable. I go, yeah, that's because I shit myself. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, okay, here's your opening. And I go, you stole that line from the president. And she goes, what, no, who said,

I had like her head swiveling around. And then I'm talking to her. She didn't know you? Of course she didn't know me, you know, she's a boomer, right? So I'm sitting there and the thing is, look, you hang out with like, part of your act, you hang out with Elon, you hang out with like these major figures, who do I get? I'm like the Make-A-Wish kid who's got a cold and they're

like, we can get you Dave Smith, maybe Lex Friedman, right? So I'm chatting with her and she's going on about how there's the Book of Esther, which is a Jewish story from the Old Testament, it's the story of Purim, which I learned when I was in Yeshiva, and she's going on about how there's the Book of Esther, which is a Jewish story from the Old Testament, it's a story of Purim, which I learned when I was in Yeshiva. And she's going on about Vashti, one of the characters is trans, and she's got a dick. And they didn't teach us this in Jewish school, I assure you. She's like, you didn't know Vashti was trans? And I'm sitting there, I'm trying to keep up with her. I don't know what the hell she's talking about. She's off the rails.

But the whole time I'm like, holy shit, Roseanne is yelling at me. One of my favorite videos from the store, you can find it on my Instagram, jameyofroseanndancing. She's smoking a cigarette and dancing while the get it together bitch sign is illuminated in the background. It's such a fucking great video.

I've been hanging out with her and it's like one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me. Oh, she's such a character. Yeah, because've been hanging out with her and it's like one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me. Oh, she's such a character. Yeah, because the thing is, if I make her laugh, it's like the show. Yeah. But if I don't make her laugh and she yells at me,

well, Roseanne's yelling at me, which is also a win. She believes some crazy stuff, but she's open to be informed. Yes. Like, if you tell her that this is actually what's good. She doesn't dig her heels in. I try to explain to her contrails Yeah, that they probably do spray things in the air sure it probably does happen But that's not what you're seeing all the time what you're seeing all the time is a hot jet engine

Counting encounter condensation it literally creates clouds. It's a physical effect You can recreate it over and over and over again That doesn't mean that people don't spray shit in the sky and it doesn't mean that they haven't experimented with things because they're already talking to you about experimenting with weather modification. Like first of all they have some data and one of the some data that they have is actually from 9-11 because of the contrails. So the contrails when they stopped being a thing because they shut the entire air travel system down

in the United States for, how long was it? A couple of days, right? It was, yeah, it was more than that, don't you think? Yeah, it might have been a week. How long did they shut the air for? It was a while. So what happened was the Earth's temperature actually increased.

The temperature in the United States increased by a measurable amount, right? So it's very small, but it's measurable, and it's because there's no clouds. So those clouds that those planes create by flying overhead all the time, those things are consistently blocking out the sun to the point where it actually changes the temperature of the earth. So one of the things they found out about boat travel, you know, shipping containers, these gigantic ships, when NATO imposed...

Two days. Two days, yeah. So when they impose new, and I don't know who it was, NATO, whoever it was, impose new environmental restrictions on these giant cargo ships, once they did that, they found that the surface temperature of the ocean actually increased because they weren't blowing pollution over the ocean so much so that it creates like a foggy haze that actually measurably blocks the amount of sunlight that goes through it. So ironically, like in trying to cool the ocean by decreasing our carbon footprint,

they actually increase the surface temperature of the ocean. You know, that also gets to the whole thing about how it's not necessarily a bad thing if temperature increases because there's more life at the equator than at the poles. And it's not necessarily bad if you're going to get things slightly warmer and maybe it's the speed that's the issue, but they never even take that into consideration. As long as there's any change, it can only be for the worse. Well, it's also a business. This is where we have to be really careful with this stuff because I'm very environmentally conscious. I love wilderness and earth and the ocean. I love all these things. There's

a bunch of things that we should address as human beings. The biggest one, unfortunately, is that we've decimated all fish life in the ocean. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 94% is that what it is? What's the number of 94? I think it's 94% of all big fish are missing from the ocean. The difference is between the numbers of 100 years ago versus today. It's down 94%. Wait, hold on, what do you mean by big fish? Do you mean like whale sharks?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, like tuna, fish that we eat. Okay, yeah. You know, all the swordfish, all these different fish that we commercially capture. You know, all the swordfish, all these different fish that we commercially capture. You know, those things are decimated. Just decimated. It's a fucking disaster. And it's not a lot of these... 90%. Wow. 90% of larger fish in the ocean are gone. We take through overfishing, unsustainable overfishing. So the real fear is that if we keep going like this for another hundred years, there's nothing left. And it's very difficult to impose these

restrictions on these boats that are in the middle of the ocean that are from other countries. Well, the other issue is bycatch, where like you're killing a lot of things that you didn't really want to have captured. And also you have, if you have, you remove the predators, then the prey explode in population like with deer, and then everyone's front lawn, and that does the whole cascade effect there. That 90% number seems, because how would they have had that data 100 years ago though? Well, fish markets, right? So if you talk to anybody who's a sushi chef that's ever been to the famous fish markets in Tokyo, they're so amazing that I was only in Tokyo for two days

It was I just flown in we did the weigh-ins. I was out of it I was like God I should get up at five in the morning go to the fish market And I didn't do it. I'm fucking kicking myself. I must be incredible. I was just there like I came here I came here to yell at you. Oh, no, I'm not even kidding No, no, no, like you know the guy who goes to Japan once and it's like you got to go to Japan. That's me I've been to Japan. Unfortunately, I was you got to go to Japan. That's me. I've been to Japan unfortunately I was very they're very briefly. That's not just a fight. Yeah, it was beautiful though. I loved it I loved the audience the audience that the fights were so respectful and they were so knowledgeable

Like if someone passed guard everyone would clap. I was like wow. This is wild. I was really I was like, wow, this is wild. I was really angry at all the misconceptions that I was taught about Japan and Japanese people. Like I thought that everyone would be like a robot. They were great sense of humor, very friendly. And the thing that they have there that we don't have here is like everyone really takes pride in what they do. And like you see it in like just regular stores

and things like that, restaurants, like they love their country. Do you know who Sakuraba is? Isn't he a fighter? Yes, legendary fighter who used to smoke cigarettes and drink constantly and he beat everybody. He was like one of the greatest of all time. He's an incredible, incredible fighter

and mostly fought people way bigger than him. Way bigger than him. He fought a lot of absolute killers. And he is like one of the funniest guys like in all of combat sports. He's always like got this great sense of humor. He's always joking around with people. There's all these videos of him joking around with fighters. He's a sweetheart of a guy and he's Japanese. Yeah, I went to Numazu, which is this little port town. And it looked like something that a lovecraft, because it's clearly declining.

So you go down the main street all the way to the ocean and everything's the sea rather. Everything is closed, all boarded up, because that's the world's only deep sea aquarium. And I'm into that very much. And I'm like, all right, we got to go to the Masu over there. How do they do it? How's the sea aquarium? Where how deep does water get?

The well, the thing is, the fish, I guess they deep does water get? Well, the thing is the fish, I guess they're caught with bycatch because the issue is the pressure, right? You bring them up, their eyes explode, their stomachs explode. I don't know how they had the things that they had in those tanks. Like the tanks are not pressurized, it's not possible,

but they had a lot of insanely cool shit there. So do the fish adapt, do you think? Maybe these are fish that, but no, some of the bad fish are like, don't vertically, some fish vertically migrate right? Have you ever been to the one that's in the the Mandalay Bay? Which in Vegas? No, I don't think I have fucking incredible, but it's not like this. This is the only one This is the only one in there's the one in the Bay Bay's sharks. Holy shit. Look at that. That's a coelacanth

Yeah, that's the one that they thought was extinct right for what 65 million years So it's just an amazing amazing place and the thing is right around the corner It was so cool. What a cool fish that is that is an old-ass fish Yeah, that fish is from like the beginning of life, and they've got lobed fins There's only there's only two fish that still have lobed fins. What does that mean? You can see how there's like an art like the feels like like a It has bones to stick out. Yeah, the fit the fin doesn't attach directly to the body There's like a it has bones to stick out. Yeah, the fin doesn't attach directly to the body There's like a lobe so them and lungfish are the only ones who have that anymore see lacanth

I think it has bones in there because they're like, you know There's a lot of these animals One of the weirdest ones is like there was an animal that became a whale and it was a land animal, right? You know about that one. Of course. It was like a like a hippo kind of thing Yeah, weird fucking looking thing and that thing became a whale. It was a carnivore. Yeah, well whales are carnivores. I know which is nuts, right? But they kind of are they they're sweet about it. They only eat the little bitch ass not the sperm whales What do they eat giant squid do that? Oh, that's right And they shoot Sonic waves then like boil the water what yeah sperm whales

Sonic waves and they boil the water really like a sperm whale can kill you by just Vibrating that like like there was a diver who was with him and if they can fuck you up really bad Wow No, oh, yeah, cuz they're what they're like what 80 feet and they're huge their entire Like bulbous nose is to have this to yeah there you go whoa acoustic prey debilitation Hypothesis or the Big Bang Theory. The theory states that sperm whales can produce ultrasonic noises that are too high in frequency

for humans to hear, and that these sounds can create shock waves that could injure prey. However, some studies have not found evidence to support this theory. There was a diver- Can you show more so we can find out? There was a diver who had it happen. This was part of Blue Planet or one of those BBC shows Well, I mean it kind of makes sense yeah I mean especially when you look at the size of their mouth and this the noises they make How cool is that I have a sperm whale tooth for my shaving brush and how wild is it that fucking thing breeze air

And that thing used to be on land and it's like meh I'm gonna go hang out here and change everything There is that meme about the fish went to the land and you evolved to go back to the sea But you're not as good as you were before because you don't gills then you become a penguin It's a whole that you can't do either. It's a whole thing. No, but it's it's you. So the thing I want to talk about new Mazou There was this little sushi place that I spent 15 minutes looking up this place because I wanted to give the guy a shout out called Iriichi, I-R-I-I-C-H-I. It's in Japanese in Google Maps.

And it's just a dude and two tables and he's been there for 30 years. And he goes to the fish market, he marinades the fish. It was one of the best experiences of my life. But they were having so much fun. The waitress, you know, it's like him and the waitress. And she goes, and she's got her like broken English. She goes, every morning he goes to fish market,

serious face, serious face, and picks out the fish. And he was delighted to be like, try my food. Like he puts joy into his work. Yeah, you saw Jiro dreams of sushi, right? Well, I put in my phone, I like you better than Jiro. And he lost it Well Jiro is probably like the guy now where all the other like sort of incognito sushi places that are legendary They're like hey, what the fuck? I think Jiro

The thing Jiro seems like it wouldn't be fun It feels like you're taking a test. Cause he's so serious about it. Because he's so serious, yeah. I know what you're saying. So this guy was more fun. Yeah, and the thing I found is a lot of these high end places, you know this better than I do, they're not all stuffy. A lot of times they know how to have a good time. Oh yeah.

Do you know Wagyu Mafia? Where's that, no. Okay, Wagyu Mafia is a Tokyo establishment, and they did a pop-in in Austin at Pasta Bar. So Pasta Bar, do you know Philip Franklin Lee? He's the guy that owned sushi. He started here with Sushi Bar and then he branched out into his own thing, which is sushi by scratch And he also does this other thing in town called pasta bar and it pasta bar They brought in this Wagyu Mafia guy, and they like put on a fucking show like this is

Everyone's having good time. I got it was so fun. It was so silly. Yeah. Yeah, everything was silly They feed you sometimes and it's like it's like they blow gold dust over the air It's not stuffy at all So he's like the complete opposite of zero dreams of sushi, but insane experience But jero is not what Japan I thought Japan wasn't gonna be like jira wasn't and I'm really making swords Like if I don't like the food he just stabs himself in the stomach. No, but like dudes like fucking hammering out swords That's what I think about you know think about like the craftsmanship and the seriousness and but did they sell like the economics of the place? I don't understand because they have these big,

like built, like office buildings, like in Harold Square in New York. And it'll be like 13 floors, and each floor has like six rooms, and you can take an elevator, and it's a guy, no windows, two tables, and a bar. And I grew up on like role playing games, it's like the guy in the armor shop,

like he's always there, like I don't know what his life is, but he takes pride in his cocktails There's just room for five people. I don't know how he stays in business, but there's hundreds of them. It's and it's so Everyone's the thing that angered me as a former New Yorker you're out at night Everyone's out in the streets. Everyone's plastered everyone's having fun and it's perfectly safe So when you look at New York and San Fran and LA, this is completely on purpose. Like, it does not have to be this way. It was such a great time.

Is it on purpose or is it neglect that no one steps in to correct? If you're arresting someone 30 times and putting them back on the street, like, that's on purpose. Right, but that's the officer that's doing that. No putting them back on the street, that's on purpose. Right. But that's the officer that's doing that.

No, it's not the officer. The police department and the prosecutor and the district attorney. But then there's the politicians that are in control of these areas. And then there's a tone that these areas have that's being controlled by the district attorney by how they prosecute things. And all of this is all very the district attorney. Yes, but how they prosecute things and all this is all very very political Yes, so that part of the part that's the part that made looks like it looks like you guys want it to be like Yes, because you got a course correcting at all at all, but I feel like at this stage

It's gotten it's so pervasive like the places where this crime and violence are so bad And they've been that way for so fucking long like you would take a monumental effort that we just aren't capable of doing like we don't have 175 billion dollars to fix all oh wait a minute. We just gave all that money to Ukraine. Oh wait. We could have fixed it Yes, very easily. That's the dumbest part of the argument And it's not a lot of the resources for but we have all these resources for all these other things like and it's it's a small percent of people causing all the problems like a parade effect was like 20% of people cause 80% of the problem it's not a big it's not like everyone

New York's a criminal no no it's it's a lot of career criminals in New York a lot of people that do the break-ins in the cars and stuff like that they get arrested all the time well it's like I Jordan Neely who like tried to kidnap a girl he punched an old lady in the face for no reason, broke her orbital socket, the one who was killed on the subway by that good Samaritan. It's like you punch an old lady in the face and break her orbital socket for no reason once, that's a wrap.

Yeah, that guy, he was prosecuted or he's being charged, has he gone through the whole trial? I don't think he has at all. He should be mayor. This is the guy that choked the guy to death. Yeah. Looks like he got him in a rear naked choke and did let go. What was the guy, the cause of death? The guy have a heart attack? That's a good question. Because a lot of times... Rear naked is hard to kill someone. You got to really hold on for a long time. You got to hold on for quite a while. Yeah.

But you can have a heart attack if someone's choking you. And you'll feel it. The guy will get loose. You know it's he's out. You remember the Eric Gardner case? Of course. That one made me sick. The only person who went to jail was the photographer. Oh, that's so crazy. Why'd he go to jail? I don't remember what they got him for.

But the cops had barely any consequences. The guy died for no reason. Oh my god. No, the guy was just selling loose cigarettes. Right. I knew a dude who knew him. And it's horrific. It's horrific and it's also like they try to pretend that wasn't a choke. Like come on man, you know how to

choke people. But even if it was, why you choked them? He's selling cigarettes, calm down. Loose cigarettes, it's nothing. And it's like what is it? It's interfering with the business next to it where he buys the cigarettes. What are you going to do? Right. You know isn't there worse problems in this fucking world? There's some guy who's an entrepreneur, you don't have to buy the cigarettes from that guy. And he wasn't in the store. He's just selling loose cigarettes.

Like if somebody doesn't have enough money for a pack of cigarettes, but they have enough money for two cigarettes, this guy will sell them two cigarettes. And I also think it's insane to make cigarettes more expensive on purpose to screw with poor people. They do? That's the point. Wait a minute. These sin taxes, yes. Oh, oh I see. They want to

make it really hard to buy cigarettes. Well it's just they just know that people are hooked and they can just steal money from you. That's really what it is. They know you're hooked on cigarettes. No, no, no. It's these good, it's not the tobacco companies that are selling these prices, it's the government's. Right. They want it as expensive as possible, because the idea, like Bloomberg says, is so it's harder for people to commit to this habit. Oh, that's interesting.

I think that's a nice excuse for we know they are going to keep buying cigarettes. I don't think it's an excuse at all. This is the guy who banned Big Gulps. Do you think he banned Big Gulps because of insurance companies? No, I think banned big gulps because he's a goody two shoes and thinks he knows best for everybody. But when I hear things like that, I'm always like, OK, what's the financial incentive behind that?

Because insurance companies could be like, you know what, people are dying all the time and one of the big causes is obesity. And one of the big problems with obesity is people drink big gulps. Like this is why you get it. this is why they made seatbelt laws. They didn't make seatbelt laws to make us safe. They make seatbelt laws because of insurance companies. Oh, I thought you meant they're going to say they made seatbelt laws because fatties can't fit into them to wipe out the fatties.

I'm like, all right, there's a eugenics thing going on here. I can see it. No, it's, I mean, if they're trying to outlaw big gulps I feel like first of all fuck you right if I want a big gulp I know it's bad for me. You know if you outlaw big gulps, but you don't outlaw that Dunkin Donuts blizzard thing You know that one. Oh god. What's like a hundred calories? No no no It's probably like thousands, but it's a hundred and eighty six grams of sugar. Is that what it is? What is the it's so crazy you see is a dude did a YouTube video and he shows the actual sugar It's in the drink next to the drink. It's fucking half Three big backs and you think cuz you're drinking it it can't be that bad

Yes, the thing big max are way better for you. Yes, which is back. She's fucking like grass-fed meat Oh my the thing that's insane is 14 donuts. I've had How's that like it's so crazy just filled it up with sugar Jamie see if you can find the video It's only a thousand That's that's not the blizzard though is it the blizzards the big bad big bad boy See if you can find the video of the guy showing the sugar content in the blizzard there's a video this dude does it online I think it's the one yeah that's it right there look at all that fucking sugar 181 grams of sugar three quarters of a two liter bottle of coke let's measure

that look at all this sugar look just imagine eating all that sugar in one session. Holy fuck that's bad for you. Holy fuck. It's just bulking. And dude, if you don't eat that way all the time, like I had a milkshake. Like a big ass chocolate milkshake. I don't really do that most of the time. And it was like I got hit with a tranquilizer dart. I was like, oh my God. Well for me, I have a big sweet tooth,

but if I sometimes I might go on a binge and just eat bags of gummy candy, I am wired. Wired for how long though? A while, it's a while. But you don't crash afterwards? No, I go to bed, I do this for, if I'm binging, I'm like, it's meant for bed. Yeah, I don't bing for anything.

I've heard people say that, like eating a high carb meal before bed I've heard people talk about doing that they eat a hard carb meal So their insulin spikes and then they just fucking crash out of that. I'm sleep issues So I I feel bad people who do it's a rough thing to have man I had honey smacks cereal and the first ingredient is sugar Yeah, and I'm thinking myself like how are these being held together because they don't look like sugar cubes It's looks like rain here. How is that even physically possible?

Yeah, sugar bear was the name They're so good and then sugar golden Christmas honey. Yeah, whatever they well we used to eat frosted flakes And then we would put sugar on the frosted flakes. Oh oh sugar on the frosted flicks. Oh. Oh. I eat Lucky Charms still. They're really good. It's fucking good, man. It's good. It should be legal. And you mix it with your protein drinks.

That way you get your protein. First of all, people need access to real food, primarily. But, every now and then, a fucking Blizzard from Dunkin' Donuts should be on the menu. If you want to, you should be able to. It's ridiculous, but like if you want to have a, you know what I love? Tiramisu, that's my favorite. Oh, I fucking love it.

And if I'm stuffed, it's the end of the meal and they, you know, it's an Italian place and you open up the, oh, fucking Tiramisu. But it's also kind of crazy, because like Tiramisu, I love key lime pie. I love key lime pie. I could have like three bags of candy. Like it looks like, cause it's cake, you think, oh, it's not that bad for you. bags of candy like it looks like cuz it's cake you think oh

It's not that bad for you. It's like it's just it's insane tiramisu so much sugar, but it's so good Yeah, it is. Oh my god. It's so good those ladyfingers. They're dipped in espresso What about in those all those steak houses where their chocolate cakes like 1500 calories a slice? I don't like how are you doing this mathematically? American steak houses like they are trying to kill you They're trying to Stuff you as much as possible like if you and I mean it in the best possible way But if you go to like in town, like say if you go to Eddie V's

Yeah, you go to Eddie V's and you get the lobster mashed potatoes and the real you can't stop eating You cannot stop eating they have the calorie counts at Eddie V's and you get the lobster mashed potatoes and the real you can't stop eating you cannot stop eating They have the calorie counts at Eddie V's do they which is useful well Mike if I don't have glasses on I can't read that shit They make it a little tiny little tiny numbers next to the food The fuck out of here, but if if you know if you go to another country They don't eat like us like we eat like slobs Yeah, you know we have giant ass pizzas. That's why you should go to another country, they don't eat like us. Like we eat like slobs. Yeah. You know, we have giant ass pizzas.

That's why you should go to Japan. Oh, very much more disciplined than us. I had- You don't see fat people as much. I had whale eight ways. Oh wow, there was really whale. Whoa, that's weird. Apparently whale is like a poor people food there.

Wow, but they're our homies. Why are you eating our homies? Well, you're in Japan, you know? Gotta do as the Japanese do. I wonder how smart they really are. They're our homies. Why are you eating our homies? Well, you're in Japan, you know? Gotta do as the Japanese do. I wonder how smart they really are. They're pretty smart. People always say that whales are super smart. But it's just because they can communicate.

We have a weird definition of intelligence, right? Because we really favor things that can control their environment and change their environment, like build houses and structures. Not necessarily ants do that. We don't think ants are smart. Yeah, but we do. We do think they're necessarily ants do that we don't think answer smart We do we do think they're smart. No, we don't think this one a weird way. Well, they're skilled It's not just they're skilled. They know how to make these chambers that ferment leaves and they have a

Like the leaf cutter ants do yes. I was watching with them last night. That's pretty creepy. What that up? Yeah, because I there's a video about how did this evolve? Because the fungus that's in the leaf-cutter ant colony is not the same species any longer as the fungus that's outside. Right, so intelligence is not the right word. You're right. The right word is capable of incredible order and they have a pattern in their mind they follow.

Much like bees. Like you don't have to teach bees how to make beehives. They make beehives everywhere. All over the fucking place. So they're making a structure. What is it? There's some animal, is it the puffer fish where they gave them like Ritalin or they gave them like Lexapro something and the patterns all changed? Oh wow. Like they gave them some SSRI, something, whatever it was, and they changed how they,

like spider webs maybe it was, and it changed how they oh, yes They definitely was spider webs. I saw them There's a bunch of different things they do with spider webs and one of them they gave it LSD. Okay He remembers when he was like a shitty shopkeeper, oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, there it is Yeah, normal marijuana marijuana sucks. It's terrible. Benzadrine. Is that an upper? Benzies? I don't know what... That's not benzodiazepine right? Benzodiazepine is Xanax. What's a benzadrine Jamie? Look at caffeine. Caffeine is all over the place. Chlorohydrate. Who's getting high on chlorohydrate? What is chlorohydrate? I have no idea. What's chlorohydrate, Jamie?

What's benzadrine? How weird is that they pick chlorohydrate? Why wouldn't you pick alcohol? Well, you'd probably kill it, right? Maybe, right? Sedative. Short-term treatment of insomnia. So is benzadrine an upper? It must be Benzos that's the thing from the 70s. They were well, I think that's benzodiazepine though. I think benzo's an impediment. Okay. Yeah Benzo, okay. Yeah, I don't think that's benzos though. Is that a bet? What is a benzo a benzo's an upper? Is it I thought it was Xanax?

Because Benzo... We're like school moms. Yeah, there's extra, the diaz is in there. Oh, the benz is our depressants, that's interesting. That's the Xanax. So that's Benzos, when people say the term Benzos? Or Downers. Okay.

What's a black beauty? Because that's what they always used to take in the 70s. I think that's speed. Is that speed? I think so. A lot of guys took speed and played pool It was a big thing the guys would play on amphetamines I know one time the go-gos took a bunch of downers, and they had to perform sitting down and chairs

Black haps okay uppers yeah Dextro amphetamine yeah, okay? These guys who would play pool on it They said that makes them see angles better look at the age. It's like Ritalin No, but or like a Adderall excuse me. I've never done either of I but you know people you're crazy focused I'm scared of that why you scared focus with the same reason why I don't do I've never done cocaine. We've never done cocaine new That haven't been to Japan haven't been done cocaine first of all sir cocaine is illegal Second of all I Think I'd like it no you wouldn't yeah sure no you wouldn't not to the extent that people ruin their lives

It's oh, I wouldn't ruin my life, but it's drug. Yeah, I'm not I'm not really interested in ruining my life, but I would recognize that this is probably a lot of fun. It's not but how come so many people say it is I don't know. It's not fun at all for you. It's not it's it would not be fun for you I promise you ever the buck cherry song cocaine with all it up. No, that's not that song makes me want to do coke The idea of coke is a lot. Let's play the song Okay, I fucking love buck cherry There was a friend of mine told me a story

He was in alcohol synonymous meeting and the dude from buck cherry was there. Yeah, and This model went on stage and she was telling her sober stories and she was saying, I was just doing coke and just fucking all these rock stars and he goes, yeah! In the middle of an AA meeting. Now again, this is secondhand, I don't know if this is true, but I love these guys. Come on, that makes you want to do blow. I interviewed Belinda Karla from the Go-Go's because she was a cokehead. And I said, explain this to me, because if it's a rock star who's a dude, he's having coke orgies with all these chicks, you're a girl.

You're not having them run train on you. Like literally, what would you do? And she said, I would go in my hotel room, take the phone off the hook, close the blinds, and pace like an animal. And I go, oh, that sounds like a lot of fun. She goes, oh yeah, it was a blast. So what I tell you, you're not gonna like it. It's like giving yourself a panic attack. Yeah, but some people love it.

I know you well enough to tell you you're not going to like it. Good, thank you. It's not. Well, I wasn't gonna try it anyway, but But not even on a bucket list thing? Nope. For the same reason why I won't try Adderall. That's different. Adderall you would like. That's the problem. Because there's upsides. Okay yeah the productivity part. There's a lot of upsides yeah and you're like oh shit. Anything Adderall helps you like

understand I've never done it helps you understand your brain better because you're like you see yourself like oh this is how my brain's working and whatever. Coke is just like, you just wait and do more Coke. And I, I not, it's, it's just, I don't get it. Expand on that. Like, so Adderall helps you know how your brain's working. You know how, like when you're any kind of altered consciousness, you've realized that your brain has a character of its own. And like most people aren't introspective

and just take their thoughts for granted but people who like work with psychedelics, things like that realize okay, there's ways I can have different perceptions, different focuses, different senses of self in relation to the world, things like that. Adderall, from my understanding, it's like that movie Limitless,

it's based on Adderall, right? I thought that was based on that other shit. New Vigil? Yeah, Pro Vigil and New Vigil. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know either. Point being when you take it, you supposedly are super focused, but you realize, okay, I can fine tune like the speed of my thinking. So that's fascinating that your brain has like like a bike has different speeds, if I'm using that metaphor correctly. I just know way too many people that enjoy it on a regular basis.

Yeah, and I had a friend who got hooked on it and she was like, this is bad. It just seems to keep them going, tshhhht all day. High achievers. Right, Coke doesn't do that. A lot of journalists. And a lot of college kids now.

A lot of college kids. Yeah. They used to be Cokeheads when we were kids now they're on Adderall I've asked friends who've done it and gone on stage I said never again anybody's ever like gone on stage on Adderall like no what really why yeah like not having fun too tense yeah just not not like silly not like you know loose you're wired you're clenching your jaw yeah that's what I'm saying you wouldn't like coke yeah I'm surprised you don't want to just try everything once.

Eh. What was that noise? I'm busy. Eh. I got a Netflix special coming out. You can't try everything once because you'd be trying too many things. There's not that many. And then you'd have to recover. I have responsibilities.

But I do... I do think that having all these things illegal or having most of them illegal is a fucking travesty. I agree with you as an anarchist but then what happened in Portland or wherever Seattle it was was a real problem. Yeah but that also coincided with terrible leadership where the mayor was saying when they took over a giant swath of the city that it was the summer of love Remember that crazy shit those people were retarded. Yeah, all the fucking philosophy up there is so stupid It's a suicide cult. It's they legitimately are going to destroy their society and they're all like yay diversity

They'll be waving their fucking pride flags as the the city sinks into the ocean. They'll be waving their fucking pride flags as the city sinks into the ocean. They're out of their fucking minds. So you can't look at that place and say, this is what happens when you make drugs legal. No, that's what happens when you make drugs legal in a place run by maniacs. A place run by people who think it's fine to have tents everywhere and give people money to shoot up and give them clean needles and give them money every month to stay homeless. I hear you, but my point is you and I both know a lot of people who are like way deep into psychedelics, right? And if psychedelics become fully legal and corporations take over, there's going to be

downsides. I think if the corporations do the psychedelics, they'll probably have a different approach to how they interact with humanity. If the CEOs and all these people realize like like, you are going to die, and if you're wasting all your time trying to squeeze as much money as humanly possible out of every person that interacts with your company, you're not living a harmonious life. And it doesn't mean that you can't make a lot of money and sell things. But you can make a lot of money and sell things with a psychedelic capitalist perspective where you're not trying to do evil you're just

trying to be fair about it I I agree with everything all right you Topia no it's not you but I'm saying there's plenty of people who if they start getting on these drugs and being introspective they're not gonna like what they see and there's gonna be a lot of things that come up and it's not gonna be an easy transition toward a better person for some of them much harder to get a good burger Just gonna quit those jobs I'm talking about like these corporate people I understand and also like you even the corporate people like look what they did with housewives and all the other speed that they were

On oh, yeah, but that's the housewives fault. They liked it too much, but they were told this is a diet pill Well, they better that or lobotomy like we only have a few I don't think I don't think those with my little helper Remember from Rolling Stone song I mean they stopped doing the bottom is in 67 So they were they were doing lobotomies for like 50 fucking years you were scrambling people they did it to Rosemary Kennedy Didn't they do it because she was promiscuous. Well, I also she was kind of a slow And the thing with the lobotomy did you know about this you have to do one the person's conscious Rosemary Kennedy didn't they do it because she was promiscuous. Well, I also she was kind of a slow And the thing with the lobotomy, did you know about this? You have to do one the person's conscious Yeah, so she had to count backwards and then she stopped being able to talk Oh, and then they pretended she's on sabbatical for 50 years and then they did the Special Olympics to kind of because they felt bad

Oh my god evil evil family. Well, it's an evil practice that that thing that they would do for people when they had troubles. I love the idea, it's just so insane that like there's no precision really. You're stabbing them in the head. Scrambling brains. And hoping you hit the right spot. That's not a thing. I think they're going to look at that the same way they look at, the way they look at that now. They're going to look at sex change for kids in the future. Yes. Oh, yes. They're gonna look at all this. Munchausen's by Proxy. Also, there's a clearly like a mind virus and it is like a mind virus. I mean that term mind virus, this sounds like you shouldn't say that because a virus doesn't exist in the mind. It's a different kind of thing than an actual biological virus.

Ideas. It has the same function. It really does. Ideas go viral. Yeah they do. That's the thing. The idea is going viral. The thing is when you and I were kids, as dinosaurs, every girl or 90% of them had an eating disorder because she was uncomfortable. Her body is changing on one male attention, having that sense of control. It was very common. Very common. A lot of people didn't grow out of it, but most of them did right now if you're uncomfortable with your body You're gonna be shifted down in this direction in many cases in many such cases

And it's really just Carol Markowitz who's a journalist use of neighbor of mine in Brooklyn She said a majority of kids in her daughter's class were identifying as some variant of queer so she's like I'm out of here I'm going to Florida. So strange. Strange isn't the word. It's, it's, it's, it's a, and the thing is with But it is also strange. With eating disorders, you can get over it. Right. Right. This is going to cause permanent damage. Did you see what this, this evil demon from the LA Times, there was a woman girl named Chloe Cole,

who was a detransitioner. I've heard of her. And they had this whole hit piece on her Oh, and how she's become beloved by the right? It's like this is someone telling there's real per and she's not unique telling her story about like I wasn't old enough to make These decisions and I'm fucked for life. I'm never gonna have sexual pleasure And my body's changed and I regret this enormously and I thought I wanted this and I was wrong and it's like oh It's just a hatchet piece I think I forgot

the girl's name it's so horrible could you imagine I ratioed that lady instead the right that was promoting this how the left would react I used to it was a conversion therapy this is their version right praying the gay away yeah yeah but but not as extreme in the sense that you're not doing surgery on people, especially on children and giving them hormone blockers. But imagine if that was the rights, if the rights perspective was akin to Iran's perspective. So in Iran, you have a very high number of transsexuals. By law.

Because it's illegal to be gay. Now imagine if that was going on with the right here. They're saying, no, you can't be gay, but you can be trans and you can become a woman. Also. And so they're encouraging it and then profiting off of it and then shaming anyone that de-transitions like that person. Imagine if that was all being done by the right. But yeah. People would think it's so fucking evil. The thing that's also crazy is everyone who questions their gender is trans. No one just has issues with their gender. Not only that, there's a lot of data that shows that if you let them just leave

them alone and let them go through puberty and become an adult, they usually become gay. And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. This idea is homophobic. This idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. Like, no, they're gay. And I also talk about this a lot. There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside. So if a male takes testosterone, he's not going to have any bad side effects. If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside, but they pretend that like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only going to be a good thing. It's like, there's a huge cost.

But the blockers, the blockers are the crazy thing because they are literally chemical castration drugs that they would use for pedophiles. It's the same drugs. But also Joe, the lie that you can just start puberty later. It's a lie, absolutely a lie. You will be altered forever. You will never develop. As I am proof, if your growth is stunted as a kid, you don't get to grow your full height later.

There's a window. Same thing with learning language. These kids who are feral and raised by wolves, they don't later become scholars. They lose the capacity to speak correctly. So the brazen lies of, well, you could just start puberty later if that's what you feel. Look at gymnasts. Imagine this coming from the right.

Imagine. See, this is why people are so weird. And why is this politicized? It's crazy. It is crazy. Why is it politicized? If there's kids who have mental illness of some kind, let's get them help. And everyone's different.

Right, everyone's different. And the solution isn't necessarily give a girl a mastectomy when she's 14. That seems insane. Do you know there's... There's a new one called, uh, uh, neuter. What? And they remove... make you look like a Barbie or Ken doll. Oh and Joe, you know why I made that, why I winced? Because you know it's here in Austin. The clinic is

here. Oh my god. This is what happens when your friends with Debra Selle you learn about these things. Wait a minute, really? It's called neuter? Yeah. How many people have they done this to? I don't know. It's here in Austin. The guy's very proud of himself. Oh my god. Oh yeah. God that's so weird. No, it's very normal. Yep.

Jesus Christ. Yep. So this is like when you go to visit the Coliseum and you're like, what happened to these people? This is us. This is like when you go to visit the Coliseum and you're like, what happened to these people? This is us. This is us. It's just we're very fortunate to be in the middle of it and watching it all play out. There's that meme of Jesus. Yes.

Smacking the cotton, he smacks the sand and goes- Send in the asteroid. No, he goes, flood it again. Oh, that's funny. I saw it send in the asteroid. I saw it the other day. I guess there's a bunch for those. Like, what the fuck, man?

It's- when you're dealing- the is the gaslighting is what bothers me Well, it all bothers me. It all bothers me the fragility of the human mind, you know that we're so everybody Forever was like Kamala Harris is the worst vice president she's the least popular vice president of all time, and then in a moment, a moment in time, all of a sudden she's our solution. She's our hero, everybody's with her, all these social media posts about her, try Googling a negative story on her, you won't find one. So tada!

Okay, you've got me started, Officer Harris. So, they've been doing this live for years. So in 2019, our pal Tulsi absolutely nuked her in that second debate. And if you looked at charts at the time, she's kind of, Officer Harris, is doing okay. First of it, she comes out, Joe Biden, you're a racist the Democrats were looking for a turn if to Bernie Sanders that wasn't Biden She starts going up in the polls, right? Second of it comes out Tulsi being a good Hawaiian knows how to roast the pig just completely slams her Not only that she has no counterpunch. She goes on Anderson Cooper and she's like, well, I'm a top-tier candidate So, of course people gonna take shots at me. That's her answer. She immediately starts going down in the polls.

It's that day. You can see it on the chart I have on my Twitter. All the articles at the time that did an autopsy on Kamala Harris's failed campaign didn't mention Tulsi once. It was BBC, LA Times, Reuters, New Yorker. A guy from the Washington Post just did a piece looking back on her campaign, didn't mention Tulsi either. Isn't that wild?

They completely pretend it didn't happen. Well, it just shows you that what they're looking for is not what they say they're looking for. Yes. Because she is a strong woman. She is a person who served overseas twice in a medical unit. So she got to see people blown up by the war. She was a congresswoman for eight years.

She is a person of color. She's everything you want. All those things you want. And yet you don't want her. Because she's not for war. Yes. Well, she's also just not willing to play ball. There's a game that's being played.

And if you're like, hey, you're not supposed to fucking move the ball. Like, oh, look at this bitch over here. Like, get out of here. You're gonna fuck up our game. It's not real Democracy, it's controlled parties. Did you see that piece by Seymour Hersh that dropped over the weekend about the coup? Yes So explain to people what Seymour Hersh I don't know if he's right, but it seems to be right a lot and he was right about the Nord Stream pipeline, right? What yeah what he so what I was saying and a lot. And he was right about the Nord Stream pipeline, right?

So what I was saying and a lot of other people were saying is the big issue is how do you get Biden out of the White House? So here's Biden's case. He's like, look, I got Trump out of the White House last time. I'm only behind two or three points in the polls. Kamala's polling worse than me in like eight out of 10 polls. I won these delegates. Why the hell should I back down?

And that's a very solid case. Jill, for the first time in her life, people care about her, she matters. As Hunter put it, I have it exactly here, she's a selfish, silly, entitled cunt. That was how Hunter described her. Yeah, yeah, we have the text. And then all the public pressure,

Biden, you gotta drop out, Biden gotta drop out, Biden gotta drop out. Nancy dropped out Biden got dropped out Nancy Pelosi is a gangster. I wouldn't want to fuck with her I wouldn't want to fuck with Mitch McConnell these people don't mess around and everyone said or a lot of people said they're gonna Have to go to threats because why else would he step down? He's earned it that presidency and he's earned the nomination But if there was ever a time to invoke the 25th Amendment, wouldn't you think this is the time? Sure, but I don't think they... Hold on, hold on. Here's the thing. Let's talk about this. So Seymour Hersh, who's been around

DC since the 60s, I believe he wrote The Dark Side of Camelot, if I'm not mistaken. He had a thing on his sub stack that goes, Biden got the call and it was Obama, Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, Chuck Schumer, Majority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries, current House Minority Leader, Leader of the Democrats in the House, and they said we got Kamala on board to invoke the 25th. If you don't drop the nomination, you know that's going to happen. The thing is you were saying they're not invoking the 25th. He's still president. Right, but I'm saying if there was a time that they were going to do that, this would be that time. It was that time four years ago. Right. But it's been that time.

But clearly now, right? More than ever before. Why? Because it's public? No, it's deteriorating. I don't think he's gotten that much worse. Oh, he's gotten a lot worse. There's a video that compares him from 2019 to 2024.

It's a market difference. Yeah, but I don't think there's a big difference between 2022 and 2024. There's like a two and a half hour compilation of the campaign in 2020 where he forgets Obama's name. Yeah, that's true. He had those gaffes back then, but they're constant now. He's barely hanging on. He was fine the State of the Union.

I think it's like sundowning, you know? Okay, okay, okay. You think there's a body double? That guy walked very differently than Biden. Very different. You saw that. He's a lot taller. It's on Scott Adams' Twitter. I saw that.

I'm like, am I Alex Jones-ing today? No, he's a lot taller. Yeah. No, he's physically taller. Yeah, okay. And he walks way better. Like as someone who, like you watch Biden walk, he had a stiffness, like death was coming for him.

And before everyone freaks out, has their mouse traps on their heads, go off, I think there should be more presidential Biden doubles because one president almost got murdered. So if we have ways to keep them safe, let's use them. Okay, that's a good thing to say. We cover our ass there. And now here's another thing to say. In the interest of national security, let's imagine a scenario where Biden is deathly ill and Kamala is not really capable of taking over as president right now.

And there is, you know, like who's next? Speaker of the House. So Nancy Pelosi. No, who's it now? Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson, right? So that would be him next. So that's a dangerous moment in terms of national security,

even though everyone knows that Biden's, you know, really having problems and it's not actually running the show. You know, I could see why they would want to use some body doubles for that. Of course. You know, if the guy's in a hospital somewhere, but this guy, let's let's look at it because this guy, please play.

He don't walk like him. He's taller than him. It looks like like he gained like went back in time seven or eight years This is the weekend of Bernie's like prequel well, this is like master gaslighting and propaganda is what it is like to show you that there's You know, what was it in? 2000 and I forget what year it was, where I believe it was during the Obama administration.

Look at the size of this guy. This isn't the clip I saw. He's so much bigger. Look how big he is. He's so much bigger than Joe. He's so much bigger. Like he gained a legitimate six inches. Look how tall he looks.

Look at it. Wait, Jamie, there's- The French, she's wearing heels as well. Jamie, there's one on Scott Adams' Twitter. This is from his Twitter. Oh, but let's- No, it's the one he's as well Jamie this one of Scott Adams Twitter But let's not it's it's the one he's walking to the helicopter. Let's watch this again. Yeah, that's another one Yeah, it's another one. That's a similar one to we see you see what more time. Let's see him walk walk again So like look how much bigger he is than Jill. Oh, he should he towers over her He didn't use to tower over like for I saw the other one and also if you look look look at her

She's wearing high heels. See Wow. Yeah, you see see your high heels okay, and he's towering over her that is a much taller person So maybe they hooked him up with some fucking secret sauce It's gonna keep him going and he'll be back maybe they have ability to go back like it biologically. Oh wow oh wow Yeah, giant giant difference. Well hold on is. Is that because she could be behind him? So they listen she also has high heels on man. No, no, but on the left it could be that she's no no no no no No, that's a different human There look at the size difference of the torso them walking to the helicopter is the one where it looked really go back to that Please look at the size differences in the torsos themselves from the top of his shoulders to where look any buttons

Yeah, look at the the white of the shirt. Yes. Just look at the size difference. Look how much longer that human is on the left. Now, maybe Biden... Listen, they might have some wild shit that brings you back from the dead. Like, medical science is getting... Like, there's some people out there working on some wild stuff. Maybe they're just fucking jolting them up with some Wolverine juice. Wolverine just is gonna make it taller, but here's the thing In the same way in the 60s if you sat on the show and said liberace

He's gay people would yell at you because you've never seen him sucking a dick right people right now be like it's impossible Why would they do a body double? I don't think it would be anymore. You don't think so no You know there's a lot of people listening right now who think you're crazy? My parents? Like regular people? No. Your parents don't listen to this show. No they don't. But if they did, they're boos. They're full on. They're full on. You gotta keep Trump out of the White House. But this, what you're seeing right here, it really looks like a different person. Now, why are we saying that? Because it actually does look like a different person. We're not making something up. Okay, I don't do that. I don't pretend. I don't

lie. I'm not a type of person that looks at something like that. And like I have a propaganda thing I'm trying to push. Like when people say, this version of Joe Biden is the best version ever. Intellectually, I'm telling you he's on point that's not real right I don't do that we were also told for years that these are selectively edited clips and deep fakes that's no no they call them cheap fake yeah cheap fakes excuse me first of all it's a very expensive technology what well money to produce the cope with the debate first I heard people say it was the fault of the lighting I don't know what kind of lighting unless it's some kind of space laser after his bedtime

But what kind of lighting makes you say we beat Medicare then people said the mic was fucked up Well, if your mic is fucked up, why can't you breathe? So it was amazing how all the Explanations didn't explain what we all saw with her. Well, we can't gaslight, you know You we got on I know everyone's doing this because this is how everyone's done this. I don't think you can do it this way anymore. I think this political gaslighting they do is genuinely bad for them. Not just bad for everyone and bad for the entire civilization, but genuinely bad for them.

You can't do that anymore. You can't just say it. Everyone knows it's not true. Not everyone. God, so many people do. And so many people your age and my age know. Yes. Alright, I think everyone who, like right now, everyone who's 40 and under is fucking super skeptical of almost everyone. Not everyone. God damn, a lot of people do.

A lot, but not everyone. You're right, you're right, you're right. I'm exaggerating but there's many more than During like my parents is when they were in their 40s. You know, I knew it. Yeah social media Elon Elon Yes, that's a big big part I always make this point you don't need a majority You only need an alternative as long as there's one like that little kid who said that Emperor has no clothes Yeah As long as there's one outlet where you could be like, this seems a little weird.

Then all of a sudden the truth can come out, or at least the good questions. That dude has literally saved free speech. Yes. And that sounds so stupid to some people that are against it. Like, Oh my God, you think that Nazis and hate speech. Listen, it's not good that people want to type racist things. It's not good. It's not good that people target specific human beings.

It's not good. It's also not good if you don't know those people exist and if people can't counter those people in those comments and if people can't highlight how egregious some of the things they're saying are, how awful some of the things they're saying are how awful some of the things they're saying are and also get real information about like What's really going on in Venezuela? What's really going on in El Salvador? What's everywhere and I'm also sitting here as a Jewish person went to Jewish school to tell you that the idea that you can criticize George fucking Soros who's a billionaire because it's anti-semitic. Well, that's the old tactic right

The the massage there's a guy who was a Mossad agent who talked about this, like what they would do if they found out there was a journalist that was saying Israel's attacking this. You label him an anti-Semite. Yeah, but the point is they don't do this just anti-Semitism. They use this racism, they use homophobia,

and we're seeing it right now with Officer Harris. No, what I'm saying is for George Soros to be anti-Semitic, you're anti-Semitic. If you're going after Officer Harris, you're either racist or sexist or ableist. Right. So they will use- Ableist.

Yeah, because she's a retard. Jesus Christ. She's literally retarded. I mean, Ukraine is a country in Europe, and Russia is another country and a powerful country, and Russia invaded Ukraine and that's wrong. What's really important is what can be unburdened by what has been. I think of her as America's wine mom because bitch seems like she's three deep by noon and she's got the three phases of wine mom she's got happy drunk oh my god this cereal's got a

rabbit on it it's so great cackling cackling cackling then there is trying to drunk at work where you're trying to make sense, but you don't. Space is around Assault and unites Assault and inspires Assault. And then there's I'm being stern so you don't realize how plastered I am and I'm making a point. That little girl was me. Now I'm going to go upstairs and don't knock on the door because I'm going to gonna pass out So those are her three ways she talks and those are the wine mom phases. Do you think they have her medicated? Cuz there was a guy that was speculating that some of the things that she says the way she's sort of disconnected sometimes I don't know what these rambles that I don't understand of certain anti-anxiety medication

I do not know if this is true see if you can find that because really that would say that about that would make future president Yeah, I feel yeah, she's gonna win. No, she's not she can win She absolutely can win. I do not think she's going to win because the more she talks like in 2020 She how bad you have to be that you can't even make Iowa. She couldn't even compete with the mayor of South Bend. I I feel like we are in this very bizarre I've I feel like we are in this very bizarre Time where people are giving in to the bullshit in a way that I'd never suspected people would before And this is one they just want no Trump no matter what and they're willing to gaslight themselves Just think that and by the way, I think Hillary could win if Hillary jumped back in

I've been saying that for. If Hillary jumped back in. I've been saying that for months. If Hillary jumped back in, I think the problem was also the money, because there was the two, it was like 250 million dollars in the campaign fund that has if it only works. Right. Right. She's on the ticket. Right. So that's part of the problem. But I feel like Hillary could win. She won the popular vote in 2020. Hillary, I've been saying this for a year in different shows and she would have won it. Michelle Obama could win too if she wanted to do it.

You don't think so? I think that's kind of this, you sound like your parents, I think it's this boomer idea. She doesn't want it. I'm not saying that she would be awesome at it. But I think anyone can win of either party, whoever the nominee is. Like you pretty, even Chris Christie could have won if he's the Republican nominee. It's possible. I would have thought that Trump getting shot would like that's it

elections over but it's like they memory hold that so quick you would have thought Trump getting shot would have had four year eight years of corporate journalists talking about hate speech causing violence to be like let's take a step back and it that went for what a week they did take a step back for a little bit for week and then they went right back at him. You want to talk about this memory holding? Yeah. With the insanity of the, who was that?

That was Elon who put it up. If you Google President Donald, it says President Donald Reagan. No, I tried it. What happened? Maybe they fixed it. It said President Donald Trump. Okay. Well, he had a screenshot, so I'm sure you didn't Photoshop that.

Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, it's based on a lot of things right like what people are searching for I would imagine that the assassination attempt on Trump would be the first one that you would see Yeah, assassination attempt on president right you Trump because that's the most recent yes, but it's not and most newsworthy But it does show it you just have to type it all in, which is interesting. Because that little difference between what you can find and what you get presented immediately has a huge shift in the way people access information. And this is Robert Epstein's work. The creepy line, the documentary, everyone should watch it.

Yeah. And this thing is very real. And what it is, is like if you try to Google certain negative stories like negative stories on people it will overwhelm you with positive stories it'll take a long time before you get to the negative story. Yeah how he explained it is if you here's how they can tip the scale yeah if I Google Hillary Clinton and I have it so Google gives fairly positive stories about Hillary's the first ten results you're not gonna go to the second page if I Google Donald Trump and Google gives you Seven negative stories it's going to move the needle a little bit toward her quite a bit quite a bit

Like if you're a person who's on the fence You know like maybe Donald Trump's not a bad guy and then you Google him and then you start reading some of these like Pieces that they've written about him. It'll change your perspective. You really think she's gonna win I'm not I'm saying it because she could I'm not saying she's going to not saying cuz I watch water too I'm just being honest like it I could see you're winning. I don't think I think she's gonna lose a lot of blackmail vote Really? I don't think they're gonna go in the booth and pull the Lever for her lady for Biden who was Obama's boy when Trump came out to 50 cent That many men, you know, which death upon me and N-word and everything like didn't censor it out. Everybody's like oh shit

He won it was it happened so quickly the shift from oh my god, they shot him to fuck him again Yeah, it's like you know, people are questioning whether or not he actually got shot because his ear healed Can I wait I gotta tell you something else about him? He was on who was the Fox guy who just died? It was Stu Varney a couple years ago. And he goes, Stu, that's the N-word. You know what the N-word is, right, Stu? And Stu's like, oh, it goes nuclear, the nuclear word. And I was on the Blaze Glenn Beck's network for midterms

and Trump calls in and he's like, that's the N-word, nuclear, I'm like, are we really doing this right now? Trump is talking about the N-word and he's like that's the n-word nuclear I'm like are we really doing this right now like Trump is talking about the n-word yeah it's nuclear yeah it was it was nuts it's hilarious what is this but rather to Oh, wait, wait, no. Posted? I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief. That's him going out to that song. Wait, scroll down because it says under it there was an explanation in text.

What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It was just fake. Oh, they faked it. Oh, damn it. Well, now we know what he should do next time. So he definitely should have came out to that. That's hilarious. Oh my god, that would have been epic. Because 50 Cent was tweeting about him.

50 Cent had his face at his concert. So he had like, you know, he has that image of him in the back and he put Donald Trump's head over his body. But do you know what? Maybe that's fake too. image of him in the back and he put Donald Trump's head over his body. But do you know what? Maybe that's fake too. There's a big sea change because even three years ago, if you had said Trump kind of sucks, I don't really like him, he had no business being president, you're a Trump supporter, because unless you say he's the worst thing to happen to America, you're a Trump supporter,

right? Right, right. So for Mark Zuckerberg to go on camera and be like, this guy was kind of a badass and that was awesome. And not to have any, and to feel safe to say that, not to have any negative consequences, that's a big deal in terms of the conversation moving. Well, I do not think that Mark Zuckerberg from my interactions with him was very comfortable

with the FBI telling them to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop story. Let's talk about this because there's a lot of people who, I don't blame them, think, oh, boohoo, you're forcing me to do it, but he's happy to do it anyway. So you are saying that he actually, it was like... Well, he brought it up. I mean, when I asked him, I asked him what they did with it, he told the whole story. He didn't try to hide from it at all.

And he said they basically reduced the ability to spread. You could post it, you could read it, you could interact with it, they basically reduced its the ability to spread right you could post it you could read it you could interact with it but they reduced its reach right by like 50% or something like that or whatever the number was which I don't understand how you do that or what are you doing what I don't know I'll let that go you could understand because if you on Facebook that which I wouldn't recommend it so no no not recommend I'm not a Facebook ever for this reason your feed I don't see all my friends posts right so if they just have it post 50% less It's very easy to do right. I think that's Instagram as well. Yes

Company same sort of deal. Yeah. Yeah, I mean you see that with people. That's what shadow banning is right It's difficult for people to see your shit right they do that on purpose of course they do and they can't do it by accident No, I mean, it's a real thing. I don't know if he's comfortable with the government telling them to do something that turned out to be an actual true story. Is that what he said? No. I mean, I have to imagine by him saying that that's one of the most badass things that I've ever seen. He's got a reasonable perspective because it was one of the most badass things. Whether you love Donald Trump or not, let's pretend he's from another country, you have no stake in the game. That guy almost getting shot and raising his fist up like that.

And there's so many fucking weird things about that story. The story of the assassination itself. You should be fu- Everyone should be really uncomfortable with the fact that that happened. And not like saying, you didn't even get shot. Yeah, I- You're missing the whole point I tweeted this out I go I wish the White House were freaking out about this as much there about climate change because this would be a big moment to be like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa like this can

never happen again but when Steve Scalise got shot they were like yeah and then went back to business like didn't shit happen also why were they streaming it they don't stream his campaign things They do it a lot do they do it a lot. Yeah, they do it a lot Oh, yeah, CNN does it a lot not CNN CNN did this one Yeah, yeah, I kind of added some problems to this too. What would they say? They said they were unclear on whether he was actually shot pierced by a bullet or a fragmented portion of one Oh, so it could have been a ricochet.

A shrapnel, yeah. Yeah, because I know there was something that got hit. There was a video that I saw of a railing that got hit. So it might have been a piece of the bullet that hit his ear. But also, how are we not seeing this kid's social media? Right. Also, did you read the story about the examination of his house? That it was completely scrubbed? Really silverware it was like spotless like a team went over it and

Scrubbed it if oh wow okay. Yeah Also, did you hear the story about how someone using ad tracking? So you know they can find out where you're going just by based on ad tracking and they found that someone from a building near the FBI offices was regularly visiting this kid back oh seriously yes yeah find that Jamie the video about the house I'm trying to see we also don't even know how the video of the house first and then we'll go to... But also just the sidebar. Listen, MKUltra was a real thing. To think they don't do that anymore.

Oh come on. House makes home. I believe we had people that participated in that securing of it. There were bomb assets that we provided. Mr. Chairman, can I have 30 more seconds? Yeah, yeah, I'm letting everybody count. Okay. On the night of, since then, none.

Did you get any reports from any of your agents of anything fishy at the home? I was briefed on... Was there any silverware found in the home or trash? I have nothing in the briefing that I was given. I guess maybe he's reporting on that report that yeah he must be reporting on that report so that's not that's a very incomplete remember the Las Vegas shooter yeah

that's a weird one just they just complete forget just stop talking about it yeah there's a lot of those that you go what the fuck is that what is that why they do that the fact that we're talking about January 6th for years and this is just like yeah yeah it's that well January 6th was a lot of people and a lot of it is that this is a presidential candidate Come on. I mean, oh, it's all fucked man. It's fucked. It's weird. The whole thing is weird This kid had these devices and remote controls for detonators like very sophisticated stuff. He had three overseas bank accounts, encrypted accounts. Wait, is that true? Yeah.

That I didn't know. Yeah, find that out. He had three encrypted accounts, I believe, already. Why? Again, this is stuff I read. I hear you, but the point is, this should be what CNN and Fox lead with every night. Oh yeah. Like, this should be the scandal.

Right. This should be like, what is this? We knew about a judge, what was his name? What was the judge's name? Alito? Yeah, we knew about Judge Alito's sneakers. Like every detail of that trial was obsessed. But here it's just like, eh.

Right, well we still don't know what's on the Epstein client list. Or was it 80 Congress people had sexual harassment suits that under seal? How about the 51 intelligence former intelligence agents that the hunter hunter Biden laptop was bullshit and zero consequences for any the account thing might not have been real there they might have backtrack on that oh did they it just says that might have

been linked to an online gaming site or something that might have been a fake account so why he has accounts? I'm trying to understand. Okay, see what you get. So it's hard to know what's true and what's not true, and it's hard to know what's bullshit and what's not bullshit, but what we definitely know is that they knew about this kid in advance that he had a rangefinder. They saw him walking around with a rangefinder that somehow or another he got up onto that fucking roof that they knew he was on that roof and that they saw him with a rifle and didn't shoot him yeah and he got off three shots before they shot him

I heard he took horse-paste no way son of a bitch what a lunatic he's definitely a right-winger interesting maybe he's a never Trump her but he was registered for the Republican Party which doesn't mean anything. But he donated to some— Biden? Yeah, left the thing. Oh, he donated to Biden, I believe. The whole thing is really squirrely, and it just makes you wonder.

What about that whole sloped-roof bullshit? That's wild. What the fuck are you talking about? That was wild. It's too dangerous to be on that sloped roof. Meanwhile, they had snipers on another roof that was sloped. Even if not, it's like figured out. It's too dangerous to be on that sloped roof. Meanwhile, they had snipers on another roof that was sloped. Even if not, it's like figured out. It's the president.

Yeah, I mean, they had that kid. They were looking at him. They saw what he was doing. Here's the thing, though. OK, I got to put this out there. He's going back to Butler to give another rally at the same place. Yeah.

It'd be really funny if, you know, at this point, it's kind of like when she's asking for it You know what I mean? If they get him again, yeah, it's like come on this time. They use a drone Yeah, the kid had iron sights on his rifle. That was interesting. He did not have a scope So iron sights are you're lining it up like this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. I think you said iron sights Okay, yeah sights, so you didn't have a scope But it wasn't a long shot. It was like 150 yards and if he went center mass instead of a headshot he probably would kill them I mean I don't know if Trump wears a bulletproof vest

that's a good yeah that's a good question yeah probably at this point hopefully he does hopefully does but if they if that guy just shot center mass he'd hit him he would have hit him mean, you're dealing with a variance of this or a variance of this, right? And so the bullet- And Trump's a big dude. If the bullet did nick his ear, it might have been a piece of shrapnel, who knows?

But it definitely shot someone behind him and killed him. Killed that one guy, it was a firefighter. Did you see Joanne Reid? What'd she say? Biden survived COVID, so it's basically kind of like the same. Yeah, they They're so gas lit up. They don't even know what the fuck they're saying They don't even know how ridiculous and Jen Psaki's there's nodding like aha. Oh, yeah, same thing Yeah, leave the same thing cuz she knows better. So she's just like oh shit. Like I got a kind of play ball

Yeah, Troy reason Jim How does she have a worse hairline than Joe Biden Fucking possible The whole fucking online pundit thing is so strange or excuse me on television pundit thing is so strange What way well, it's just like it's we it's so clear. It's contrived. Yeah, so obviously Joe. It's not obvious When we were in the 80s when when Hacksaw Jim Duggan got arrested with the iron sheik, people were like, what?

He's not actually from Iran and he's not a terrorist? That was a moment, don't you remember? Yes, I do remember that. So for a lot of people, or they'll tell you, you don't know that this celebrity takes steroids to gain 60 pounds in three months for this movie. Maybe he's just got great genetics, and it's's just like guys, but that's how people think Yeah, what's on their screen is they think their screen is a window, right?

And they've been infantilized. Yes over decades of this bullshit being pumped in their face It's so funny how few people even know what MK ultra was That the government really did try to make assassins and try to- They tried to all this to get on their own people. Oh yeah. Tried them on all kinds of people. I've said this I think on the show before.

You can go after the president, the Republicans, the Democrats, the universities, journalists, whatever you want. Only when you question CIA you're a crazy person. Everything else is fine, it's on the table. CIA, oh, you must be a crazy person. Isn't that interesting? You must be, yeah, you must be. They're looking out for your best interests.

And even if you told them Google MK Ultra or Mockingbird, and they look it up themselves, it still won't permeate. Well, they'll say that was then. Yeah. They don't do that anymore. That was the 60s. People are just, there's a lot of oversight now. There's racism.

Yes, a lot of racism. There's oversight now.'s a lot of oversight now. There's racism. Yes, a lot of racism. There's oversight now. You can't do that anymore. It's insane. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah. I mean, that's when people want to talk about what the deep state is. That's the deep state.

There's the people that can pull the strings that aren't elected officials. J. Edgar Hoover. Yeah. He was more powerful. Who was he accountable to? Nobody. Did he really wear dresses and shit? That's bullshit.

That's one of those things where they put out there and it's this bullshit. They did it to get to him. This was after he died. It came out. But you would think that someone's always going after someone's secrets. You want to have a few secrets of his own. Well, yeah, I'm sure he had some. Especially back then. I'm sure he had some secrets.

So that was the ultimate one. That he really is a cross-dresser. Which is a good thing he didn't put him on hormones, right? Or maybe it's a bad thing. Maybe it's a bad thing. Maybe he would've calmed himself down. He would be a lot nicer. Maybe. Yeah.

Maybe. Or maybe he would've got hysterical. Got down to hysterical. Like Nixon bitch slapping him in the oval office. Maybe we should start really using some of that information that he has. I want to make a plea. Okay. To the president.

Because I know he doesn't- Which one? Biden? Joe Biden. I know he doesn't list this show, but I know his staff does. So Donald Trump at the Libertarian Convention a couple months ago promised to free Ross Ulbricht if he gets elected. Did he really?

Yes. He made this commitment. So I'm saying to the Biden administration now, you can make a fool out of Trump. You can take this issue off the table. It's probably going to be the margin New Hampshire. There's a lot of people who are Ross supporters in tech circles. You can free Ross Ulbricht today. You got Julian Assange out of jail with a lot of institutional opposition. No one has institutional opposition to Ross. Yep. He's not killed anyone, not been accused of killing anyone. He's doing double life even though he's not a violent criminal. There's no concern of recidivism. So Mr. President, make an asshole out of Trump. You can say Republicans promise, Democrats deliver, and you could free Ross Albrecht today. Commute a sentence. There's a lot of weirdness in that case too, right?

Yes, there is. There's a lot of weirdness in terms of entrapment. Yes, and he's been, it's as if he killed a bunch of people that have double life. It's crazy. Right. So this is something that would be very easy for him to do and get a lot of people to support, or at least stay home and not support Trump. So Silk Road was a way that you could buy pretty much anything.

It was like a black market website. Yeah, you could buy pretty much anything. It's like torrenting, but with drugs and weapons or whatever. And wasn't it, weren't there murders for hire and stuff too? I think there were, yeah. He's not been accused of that or charged that certainly. Was not one of the things that he had signed off on someone getting assassinated. That's one of these rumors and that's not what they charged him with at all.

No. And it's like if that was a thing why are you charging with that? What did they charge him with? I don't even remember. What was it Jamie? It was some bullshit. Ulbrich was charged with engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise, narcotics conspiracy, conspiracy to commit money laundering, conspiracy to commit computer hacking. On August 21st, 2014, a superseding indictment added three additional charges of February 4th, 2015. Ulbricht was convicted on all counts after a jury trial that had taken place on January

15th, 2015. Double life plus 40 years without the possibility of parole. two life sentences plus 40 nine years He's been in jail now, so just in case science comes along and they can keep him alive forever He's also ordered to pay about 183 million in restitution based on the total sales of illegal drugs and counterfeit IDs through Silk Road Wow, that's crazy. So even if he gets out he he's got to pay $183 million in restitution? I don't know if he has to do that. Holy fuck.

They dropped it. They dropped it. Okay, so here it is. Federal prosecutors alleged that O'Brien had paid $730,000 in a murder for hire deals, targeting at least five people, allegedly because they threatened to reveal the Silk Road enterprise. Prosecutors believe no contracted killing actually occurred. And he was not charged. Was not charged in his trial in New York Federal Court with murder for hire, but evidence was

introduced at trial supporting the allegations. The District Court found a preponderance of the evidence that Ulbright did commission the murders. So it seems like he did commission them. The evidence that Albright had, according to them, had commissioned murders where it's considered by the judge in sentencing Albright to life and was a factor in the Second Circuit's decision to uphold the sentence. He wasn't charged with it.

Right. He's been there. It's crazy though that they don't charge him with it, but yet they use it as a consideration. Exactly. That is kind of crazy that is crazy Are you allowed to do that apparently if you have the evidence for that put it up and let him be tried for it And I got to tell you I don't think that's gonna get you double life in any other case and Isn't he like a yoga teacher now? He teaches people how to read. Yeah, he's like a model prisoner. Yeah, he fucked up Let him out

You know this idea of like you want to have total freedom and we're gonna just circumvent the system and do it Online they just wanted to squash that and put as much water on that fire as is humanly possible and the points been made Yeah, so he's served his time. Mr. President, please let him out right now Why do you have the hell raiser box? Oh, I wanted to give me and this is from cabin the woods. You ever see Kevin Woods the movie Yeah, that's for Nick. This is orb. Oh I had a fun movie. I have these normally in my bedroom, obviously. Oh, so you put them here for your vibe Yeah, oh no, really? Yeah. Yeah, that's so bizarre Is it why do you have the hell razor box because it goes well with the orb is it functional the hell razor?

Well, this one is around this functional. What does that do? Here. Careful, though. OK. It's not cheap. What does it do? Oh, it moves around. Yeah.

And does it open? Careful, careful. You don't want to open a door. No? Oh, really? How does this work? Well, you're just doing it. You just spin it around?

Yeah, and then doorways open. Oh, doorways. We don't need that. We don't need that area. Imagine if, like, some wild shit goes down like fucking malice and rogue and they Opened up the doorway. I think it'd be like a fucking malice They knew opened up the fucking day. Yeah, the hellraiser box. Yes clearly satanic lament configuration That's it. That's the orb Wow

And that's like a conjuring type deal. Well, he was the lord of but bondage and pain from the movie He's a sena bite obviously. Yeah Cabin that was a fun. I love that fucking movie. I love that's Josh Whedon. Yeah It was like a love letter to horror movies. It was a good movie Sigourney Weaver was excellent I don't want to spoil it but Sigourney we was in and she's superb it's also it really straddles the line between silly and We present and she's superb. It's also it really straddles the line between silly and And actually scary it's really well. It's like the it's a movie for the fans Yeah, you watch you like okay. This guy's talking to me through the screen like it's like right

Yeah, it's like it's like you have to love horror movies to really love because there's so many Easter eggs You got to sit down and be like who's this who's that like oh? He's a sena bite That's what that reference is. Werewolves. Yeah. Yeah. Fun ass movie. Yeah, I love that. So that's why you brought these things? I just want to have a good vibe, yeah.

So you always have that in front of you when you work? No, it's in my bedroom. Oh, okay. Like right where you sleep? That's where I sleep in. Where you rest your head, you put that on one side. Is that how you do it? It's on the nightstand.

They're on the nightstand. The same nightstand or opposite of the nightstand? The same nightstand. Yeah. Is that the one you stare at before you close your eyes? I don't. What do you say your spells? I spells. And that's how I laugh.

And then I go to sleep. Well, there's so many people online because everyone's so skeptical and because conspiracies are so fun. Everyone thinks that everything is satanic. Yes. You know, know everything like that was what people thought about the Prince Charles painting or King Charles I like the King Charles painting like someone's fucking with him like that guy's like that's a subtle dig on the history of the UK Empire it looked like it was something on a hot topic. It looks crazy Yeah, but like people try to find like Baphomet in there if you're you know, turn it upside down You know how you know the guy was fucking with him because he left his sausage fingers in there

You know how he's got really fucked up hands. He does like Jamie pull up King Charles hands. It's insane Oh, they're like inflamed. They're like sausage. It's like in that movie with everything everywhere all at once like yeah Yeah, yeah, that's he's probably got a disease yeah you think Jesus Christ that's so inflamed yeah god that's so unhealthy what's wrong with his hands I don't know oh sausage fingers Wow let's just scroll up so you get a look at that they didn't even show it they just show a picture of him let's see the hands that looks that's not that really okay a little swollen what causes swollen hands because They didn't even show it, they just showed a picture of him. Let's see the hands. That looks fairly okay. A little swollen.

What caused the swollen hands? Caused by a variety of things, support to discuss symptoms with your doctor. Does it show his hands down there? Yeah, there you go. Okay, right there. That looks crazy. That looks crazy.

That looks like you're never getting that ring off, first of all. I feel bad for Camilla. They can't feel nice. Ew. You're gonna have, do you think they still do it? Of course, don't you? They've gotta be, they're all perverts.

You think so? The royal family? Are they all perverts? They're all perverts. Really? Of course. This is such a thing with like aristocracy. They're all, that's why they're,

they're not having sex with kids because they like it. They're having sex with kids so they can. The aristocracy has sex with kids, is that what we just said? What's the thing, Prince Philip was on, was it Philip? No, no, Prince Joseph's the other one, Andrew. He was on, he was buddies with Epstein, we've got all the receipts, and then when they caught him,

he goes, well, I don't sweat anymore. I don't sweat anymore? Yeah, he said, I was at the Falklands and I caught some thing and now I don't sweat anymore, so there you go. Look this up, Jamie, I'm not making this up. Wait a minute I caught some thing and now I don't sweat anymore. So there you go Look this up Jamie. I'm not making this even that was his excuse I don't know some weird thing about like the story can't be true because I don't sweat. Yeah Huh one of the Duke of York's claims in his Newsnight interview was that he cannot physically sweat let's find out bro

Let's put that bitch in a sauna and see if he's a liar out bro. Let's put that bitch in a sauna and see if he's a liar. Yeah, so there was, there you go. Virginia Guffrey. Just tried dancing with you and you profusely sweating and then she went on to have a bath possibly. Prince Andrew replies, there's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which I don't sweat or I didn't sweat at the time and that was, was it? But can you get the clip of him saying this? Cause it sounds so crazy with his words. Didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered

what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands war when I was shot at. Oh, that's a good way to divert. That's crazy. You are around UFC guys all the time. They're adrenaline's through the roof cause they're like in a life and death situation. They all sweat. This isn't a thing, right?

But there is a medical condition where you don't the guy who does that the sculpture out there that the sea monster Yeah, he can't sweat. It's really bad. He was in the Falklands. No, no, no, he just has a real condition Oh, that's a thing, but that's not something you develop right? It's not well, I don't know if you can develop you. You can't develop it getting shot at, Joe, because what, Trump can't sweat anymore? I mean, maybe this is rarely happens when someone blows a fuse. I'm not a doctor. I'm not an apologist for this sweaty motherfucker. I think he's sweating right now.

It's so simple to find out this is true, though. Let's get... Interestingly, you say that, sir. We have a sauna at 195 degrees. Or we just turn up the air in the room. According to this doctor in this article, he says... Okay, a physician, Dr. James Hambin, wrote in The Atlantic at the time, in case the dubious claim, the dubiousness of this claim is not already evident from its context, nested in

a sea of dubious claims, this is a dubious claim. Yeah. Okay, there are people who cannot sweat or who sweat very little, such a propensity to not already evident from its context, nested in a sea of dubious claims, this is a dubious claim. Okay, there are people who cannot sweat or who sweat very little, such a propensity to appear cool and collected while everyone else is flushed and damp has been attributed to the inevitably, inviolably high status throughout history. I'm sorry, I'm reading it while I'm thinking. But the medical condition of not producing sweat Okay, this is the stuff that my friend has. Androsis. Yeah. Androsis. Extremely undesirable

The function is vitally important way to cool the body down Mick Vader the guy who does all the Kill Tony and mothership stuff. He has that too. So two guys I know both guys named Scott oddly enough Scott who made the incredible artwork Yeah, and Scott the Mick Vader who does other incredible artwork, and then Scott, the McVader, who does other incredible artwork, both of those guys legitimately can't sweat. But they didn't. You can't develop it. And certainly not from adrenaline.

It's a thing. It's a genetic thing. Some people can't feel pain, which is really bad. It's not a temporary condition, such as Hamblin, as concludes, a temporary inability to sweat would defy medical precedent. OK, so it's bullshit. It's bullshit.

Pure bullshit. Yes. He just wanted to make that as a nice like, look by the way I got shot at the Falkland war. I was like, I'm kind of a hero. I couldn't have raped that girl. I was shot. Kind of a hero. In the war.

I don't sweat. Yeah. But say you don't sweat. I also don't believe he was shot at. Probably wasn't. They're not gonna put the prince in line of fire in the Falklands. Maybe he's like that dude from NBC.

Brian. Yeah, Williams. Oh yeah. What about Hillary? Yeah, Williams. Oh, yeah. What about Hillary? Yeah, she was one too. So I was on a sniper fire. Yeah, the first lady's gonna go on a sniper fire. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that was a weird one, right? Yes, weird? Yeah, the first lady's gonna go to Bosnia and they're just gonna let people take shots at her. Well, they did it to Trump, so maybe it's to her. Saying you can't sweat is so crazy because they could find out so easy if you sweat. Like, it's not like a difficult thing. Well sweat is so crazy because they could find out so easy if you sweat.

It's not a difficult thing. Well, sir, did you mind sitting in the sauna? But it's also like, maybe she got, let's pretend, let's just take it at face value. She could have gotten that aspect of the story wrong. Doesn't mean you weren't there with her. It's like she misremembered that you were sweating. She just think you stunk, so she thought you were sweating.

She said she misspoke. And last week she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago We're counting a landing under sniper fire and she had to duck and run Okay She said so if I misspoke that was just a misstatement What does that means a lot of things millions of words a day? So if I misspoke that was just a misstatement things, millions of words a day. So if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement. So if I make an incantation that summons Beelzebub and he rises from a crack in the earth, that was

just a misstatement. I say millions of words a day. If you put a million chimpanzees for a million years, typewriters, they'll make the works of Shakespeare. Why would Beelzebub come from a crack in the earth? You know he's a Lord of the Sky. I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we ran with our heads down to get into vehicles to get to our base. And there is footage of her landing and they're giving her flowers and it's kids. It's not like it wasn't on video. Both Clintons held their heads up and did not appear rushed. So the video. Oh yeah presented her with a poem. Yeah. Yeah. Eight-year-old Bosnia girl presented her with a poem and later greeting US troops. So it's

just she... you believe that thing about all the monkeys? You leave them alone with the typewriter for a million years? They compose all the works of Shakespeare? Yeah that's mathematically definite but what do you mean here? I don't believe it. What do you mean? I think it's gonna be all fucked up but if you do it long enough infinitely every... who's gonna edit that? You'd have to find all the works of Shakespeare Joe Rogan you don't edit Shakespeare you'd have to find all those words in this monkey's book there's no way they're gonna write those letters in that order

if it's infinite yes. Infinite. Right that's the whole point. I think infinitely it sucks infinitely I think unless they evolve if it's infinite and then the monkeys grow up to become humans and if you were hitting keys If you're hitting keys at random eventually you're gonna write out Shakespeare's perfectly. Yes, just a time thing Yes, and yeah, it'll take trillions of years right, but one day right the end period imagine so imagine like Like our proof of intelligent life is just proof of infinity Like oh my god. We found an incredible book like a guidebook for human beings

It's really just a bunch of space monkeys pounded on a typewriter for fucking billions of years And you know what that book this called the art of the deal It's like one space monkey figures out paper And then the other space monkey finds a typewriter that an alien civilization has dropped off They're just sort of like they do with us with spaceships when they just crash land I just drop them off a typewriter I just read a story of this monkey was in a zoo chimp for like 50 years. It just finally died It was really sad, but I read the story and they said well it was originally being raised by someone in their house, and then they took it to the zoo and it's just like

And they bought it a pet store in New York Like a chimp yeah, I used to be able to do that remember the lady in Connecticut. Yeah, that's I was thinking about I'm like who thinks this is a good idea. Yeah, there's a lot of nutty people out there that don't understand what a chimpanzee is. There was a piece recently, Jamie, where they were studying old videos of chimpanzees, and they believe that some chimpanzees are capable of human words. See if you can find that.

This is like a very new discovery. So they were examining some older videos, and they believe that some chimpanzees, here old videos of chimpanzees suggest they are capable of speech. So these are some old videos that they had done. So a small team of speech specialists and psychologists in Sweden, the UK, and Switzerland has found via study of old videos that at least three chimpanzees had learned to speak human words, suggesting that the animals are capable of learning this ability given the right circumstances. The work is published in the journal Scientific Reports. Isn't that wild? So some of them know how to say some words. Papa or cup, mama,

papa or cup. But their work was discredited over the years as unethical because the chimp was taken from its natural mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts. To find out that might have been the case, they searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way. I'm scared to hear this. It's gonna be so terrible.

Can you say mama? Mama? Is this for mama? You love your mama? Here sweetie. This is for you. That's just a grunt. No, I'm saying mama, dude.

It doesn't know what that means. Let's see it say other. That's for you. I'm saying mama dude. Yeah, but it doesn't know what it means Well, let's see it say other things says cup That's how like it sounded like mama, but doesn't mean the if you can't good boy John I love you Love you, Johnny. Do you like that? Is that good? You could teach huskies to say I love you too. I guess. How do you teach them to say that noise, mama?

The chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother. Right. It doesn't understand what that means. It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely. Right, right, right. So even if you speak, it's saying the noise. Right, right, right.

It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language though, noise. Right. Right, right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. Yes. That is different. So they know that they can teach gorillas sign language though, right? Right. But the interesting thing about, I think with that, that might be overblown because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.

Right. So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not in dispute, but like, what are they actually, are they mimicking, knowing gets them what they want? Because I know that the, what's the most famous one, Coco, called, it was Mad One, supposedly, she, he, was it Coco Boy?

Male? Let's let the kindergarten teacher decide. Uh, or our next president. You see that meme? Yes, and Coco called her like a dirty toilet devil. Whoa. And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil.

That's not a word. Right, right. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as, maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like I'm hungry, I'm very tired right now. I'm tired doing these tricks for you

I don't like this the other thing to be in this cage anymore. The other thing that really blew my mind Is they had a thing where they taught dogs? There's two pictures. Is it a boy sometimes use the sign for devil as an insult She also named a parent devil tooth after initially being frightened of it and the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla Coco says devil Ingrid There's a girl okay Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46 No, it's but it's you don't you can't teach the concept of devil to an animal

That's imagine just being trapped in a fucking building That's run by gorillas And they tell you what to do and they give you bananas and they try to get you to grunt at them and you're like oh my god is there any fucking people around here and how bad would that suck well that's how bad it's like for cocoa didn't because they think because dogs think of us as the same thing as them how do you know that cocoa does maybe cocoa would have been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas maybe I would think so probably also happy with dogs Dogs are happy with dogs.

Dogs are happy with people. They're a little happier with people. Dogs want to be around people, yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head, where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if the dogs on the right hit the right, and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog, because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's

head, and you would have a bunch of gorillas. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla.

And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. And they would be like, oh, I'm going to be a gorilla. of a dog you hit this left or if dogs in the right hit the right and you get a treat So they had some concept of dog Because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever So if you have two pictures of what like the shape of a cat in the shape of dog or cow They're the same shape right but the dogs knew to choose dog and dogs look very different from each other, right? So that was something else I thought really fast

Well dogs know what a dog is versus like Marshall hates squirrels tries to kill squirrels sure but when he sees Carl right those absolutely even though Carl squirrel size the Carl is a dog well Carl's bigger than a squirrel a lot when he's little he wasn't okay and he knew how big was Carl when Marshall first saw him five pounds but that's good that could be his five that could be that squirrel that could be a smell thing I think it probably is gotta be a smell the dogs do not smell the same as rodents It's probably also the way the dog interacts with the motion move. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's a difference The rodents probably smell delicious, but visually how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?

How's it gonna know the mark that Marshall's never seen a French Bulldog? How the fuck did he know from smell right? But I mean, he's probably like, what is this? This is a crazy thing. But he knows little- he knows little dog. He does. Yeah, that's true. My older dog has a Chihuahua. So he's like, been around little dogs. But they know that like, they know that there's a difference between all kind- like, I had to teach him that he can't kill chickens.

Because he's like, chickens are in the fucking yard know what are these things doing? You know they are pets I still don't trust him totally, but he doesn't chase after them and go out But when he first saw him he wanted to snap on my hey no no no no these are our friends Like he's like the fuck are you talking about that was in call of the wild to was it yeah like the dog like? Killed the chickens and the owners like don't do that and the dog was safe around them But at that point it just showed us what the dog was. You can teach dogs to not do that. Yeah, of course.

They just have to know that you will be very upset with them if they do it. They get it in their head and they go, okay, I got it. It's not just that they're upset. They know in group versus out group. So they know to be a guardian like this something I protect this is something I eat. Yes, it's a part of the family. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and he doesn't even know like bro, You get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill him stupid

For short-term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I just got home and Opened the door let him outside and I took a leak and then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed He had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like dude alive Not anymore. Okay. But he just got it. Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing that they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.

I mean, he's a golden retriever. So are they really hunting? Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs. I thought they were retrievers are for I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it. Yes. Yeah. I mean, you use them in hunting to retrieve.

Okay. But they go after the animals to like if the animals wounded or whatever they go out got it got it good But they want to bring it to you Oh, yeah, he's like his instinct is to bring this fucking I open up the bathroom door to stand there with a scrawl I'm proud of myself. Yeah, you got lunch. I don't know what to tell him. I mean you can't bring it back to life I'm not gonna discourage him from this activity. want to eat it? No, they do react to Videos though, which wouldn't be smell because I've seen Carl even like what I a lot That's true on my YouTube and he just started fucking freaking out. Yeah, it's like what did he what the fuck did he see? Yeah, if you bark in this room Carl will go crazy. Is that true? Yeah, we won't do it, but I could do a really good dog

It sounds like I get a low growl and Carl will like pop up I don't want to do it because if I do it I was having so many I was having so much fun with him waiting He's the best. I love Frenchies. I love him so much throws himself at you, too I know you almost got my chin he'd leaps through the air trying to bite you Such a little character. They're they're only bred to be fun. Yeah, so if a dog could talk they're probably annoying Like who? No, give me food. Give me food. Give me food. Give me food. Give me food. Give me food. Give me food. You go play with the ball and not right now dude. I'm working. How about now?

And they think you're your whole day spent going hunting for dog food exactly They think you leave to get dog food. That's what they think you're doing all day. You kind of do In a way, it's not all day, but in a way you have to go fund that stuff But it's it is weird that like our thoughts of intelligence are based on communication Like I wonder if we could decide so they think they're gonna be able to do that with AI It's one of the more interesting things about AI they think they're gonna be able to do that with AI. It's one of the more interesting things about AI. They think they're gonna be able to decipher dolphin languages. Because right now, we know they talk, we know they have accents,

we know they have dialects, we don't know what they're saying. Wouldn't it be funny if they're, like, really racist against the killer whales? There was a bit on that, like, the Spell Show. Really? Yeah, about a dolphin that was racist. Wasn't it a Spell Show? Some... One of the sketch shows. But, I mean, what are

they saying? Well, they're also really horny. Oh, they're not just horny. They kill babies so that they make sure the woman keeps breeding. Lines do that too. So the women fuck as many as the male dolphins as they can just so that they're protected. Because it might be my kid. Who knows? Let's not kill the kid. Yeah, female lions do that too males males and male cats. Oh, yeah, they kill. Yeah, they kill the kittens Yeah, yeah, but they'll female lines don't fuck as many males as they can right but dolphins do that because Intellectually the dolphin realized oh, I fucked her that could be my baby. No no I think female cats can have more than one Parent in their litter right yeah, I think so too. Yeah.

Yeah, this, it's so interesting. I would wonder if in the absence of human beings, imagine if something came, some magical switch got popped, and human beings disappeared from the face of the Earth. I wonder how long it would take for an equally intelligent animal to emerge if ever Well, that's it because we haven't been around that long. That's really not this smart. No, but like 50,000 years if that

Push it back a little more now and then there's also some new humans they're discovering like the Denisovans, which I don't think they even discovered them until somewhere in the 2000s. And you know, we don't we don't even have the full fossil record of human species. If you find something 10 years ago, and it's a new kind of human, which the Denisovans are, right? Like, who fucking knows how long we really go back. But I think they think we go back in this form, roughly a couple hundred thousand years. Right? That's not that's nothing. It's a blink of an eye. And then the Neanderthals, they lived a lot longer.

They were around for like half a million. Were they smarter than us? Not necessarily. We don't know. We know they were a lot stronger than us. And they ate primarily meat and they were like much more rugged. I thought people who have hired Neanderthal DNA tend to be more intelligent. Yeah, I don't know if that's true. It's interesting. I don't know if that's why either, because sometimes hybrids, uh, in hybrid vigor, yeah, hybrid vigor. That's the term for it.

That could be something along those lines, or it could be like, maybe the ones that interbred with Neanderthals, like had to become much more intelligent in order to overcome them. We would just assume that Neanderthals were brutal because- Humans were brutal then too. Exactly. Humans were brutal and Neanderthals, apparently they went after big game and they made weapons and tools and a lot of them had broken bones and they had much more dense bone structure

than ours, which only makes sense that they were brutal if they were doing that they so they're probably ruthless in every regard and we probably had to kill them off and We probably merged with them in some sort of a way too, but they think the merging was almost all Neanderthal males and homo sapien females, okay I think that's because isn't like virtually everyone have a big chunk of Neanderthal DNA? Not everyone. Mostly white European people have it. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Africans generally don't. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's just interesting that all these different kinds of human existed along with like that hobbit man. I was just going to say, yeah, didn't they find out that he was actually just like a dwarf?

No, that was some speculation by some haters The hobbit haters there's some some anthropology haters like you didn't discover this is bullshit something gets shot I think it's pretty much been established because of the amount of bones that they found This is a very specific animal. Okay, and they think that this very specific also there's a legend of these things. And I think it is Vietnam they call them the O-ring Pendek and that this small hairy man has been this has been a legend forever. I thought that was supposed to be what the orangutan was based because the orangutan was found fairly recently wasn't like the 1840s something crazy. I think gorillas were found in the 1900s. Yeah there's something something. I think gorillas were found in the 1900s. Yeah, there's something something. Um

That's interesting. I think the oaring pendek though is an actual little tiny person little tiny hairy man But I think orangutan means hairy man of the forest interesting. I think so. Maybe they're related Maybe it's just like the etymology of the words We know yeah who knows but that that little creature that little hairy creature had been talked about forever and everybody thought it was just bullshit But everyone has like elves and dwarves Yeah, I had this big argument my friend Jesse not that long ago because it is whenever here's the thing when you have Every culture on earth having the same kind of myth. It's like there's got to be some starting point like something's pop this off, right? It's like there's got to be some starting point like something's pop this off, right? Yeah, and for us Galante who's an actual biologist who studies wildlife And he actually he's done a lot of work trying to find the Tasmanian tiger the final scene

Yes, they're over in Australia trying to find that guy. They're trying to claw him somewhere else I think they're in New Guinea or somewhere looking for Live versions of it, but whatever he thinks it might be a real There's a whole YouTube video of him describing it on this whatever. He thinks it might be a real, there's a whole YouTube video of him describing it on this show that he thinks dragons were a real thing. But what does he mean by dragons? He obviously doesn't mean flying giant lizards. Some large lizard creature, some large, you know, like probably terrifying predator that existed. Maybe a hold. Look, we have crocodiles, right? No, we have a lot of dragons. Yeah, or a or a holdover and I was watching this video I'm getting this guy on the

podcast soon but his video is about sightings in the 1800s of crocodiles in the Congo that might have been as many as 50 feet long okay yeah but it's I mean those those measurements are so easy to kind of exactly especially scared so sure you sure but they they measured it Up to the boat that they were on okay, and there's been a few of them like one of them They saw that thing was about 40 feet. They know they found them I think the biggest one they ever found was like 28 feet it makes sense that those things especially back then Yeah, look at the size that fucker. This is the drawing of what it looked like

Yeah, cuz don't crocodiles keep growing their whole lives their whole life. Yeah, and they live forever. Yeah, they live forever So they had one that died of asphyxiation He died in captivity and I think he was 28 years long or excuse me 28 feet long But I what would a dragon? How would it be a drug? Like There's no question there were giant reptiles and they still are on Earth. So what is a dragon going to literally mean? It's not gonna have wings, right?

Who knows? I mean, pterodactyls had wings. It probably doesn't breathe fire. No, that doesn't make any sense. But if you thought about the history of large reptiles on this planet. Look at the anaconda. That's no joke.

That'll kill you in two seconds. Paul Rosalie told me he was in the Congo and or in the Amazon rather and he wrapped his arms around them and he couldn't get his hands touching. Yeah. He's like my size. He couldn't get his arms around it. Think of how big that is man. That's so insane. Right. He couldn't get his he couldn't touch his hands around a snake. Right. And we know that the megafauna have been driven to extinction so things used to be bigger. Right. And we know that the megafauna have been driven to extinction, so things used to be bigger. Yeah.

There's also some sightings in the Congo back in the, I think the 1700s or the 1800s, of enormous snakes. Snakes are like 100 feet long, like huge snakes. Isn't there a photograph that someone took of an enormous snake, an old photograph out of an airplane? And they photograph out of an airplane and they also just recently made forest elephants their own thing forest elephants are different yeah they're new species they recategorize them as a new

species now and pygmy hippos oh yeah people didn't think they were real like oh this hippo doesn't live in the water so this is the photo oh but it's hard to figure out scale this is from what is it from? It's a fake. Oh, he says it's a fake. No, it's a fake It's a crop photo of an anaconda probably one close to 14 16 feet long maybe 200 pounds So this is someone answered it. Oh, so it's one of those Perspective things like also like the Loch Ness monster that famous photo that turned out to be horseshit and everybody shared it forever So this is an old grainy photograph from 1950. So that's a fake. Yeah, it looks kind of fake.

Now that I'm looking at it, it looks kind of shitty. It looks real, but we don't know the perspective. But no, the lines look too clean. The lines around it, like it's too defined. I see what you're saying. The bottom of it, it's like way too defined. Like the snakes, the outline of it looks like someone drew it, like it's a tattoo. It doesn't look like an act, like the ground underneath it, why would it have shadows like that?

But what else is this thing, is like the colossal squid, which is like the biggest invertebrate, was only discovered in like the 70s. The largest spider was only discovered like 1981. Well some of those squids, giant squids they didn't get Photographic evidence of them until fairly recently yeah, cuz they leave leave live deep sperm whales eat them She that nutty one that looks like a crab that they found underneath one of those It's like a new species that they found under a oil rig. What do you mean? They have this deep deep camera under an oil rig and this fucking thing look at this. Oh, that's a mega Look at its fucking length. It's a squid

Okay, it's like crab like tent and they have the elbows. They don't know what they're for mega pinna It's called look at that fucking thing man. There's better footage of them I mean that is an alien if that was on another planet if there's a planet that was filled with only water And we found that would be freaking out like we found alien life yeah it looks like an alien it is yeah and they don't know whether the the fins are so yeah there it is mega Pena the wildest thing to me is octopus octopi are so bizarre they're not like anything else they they can change their texture and their color to exactly match what's below them. You know they put them on like a cuttlefish too. They put them on

like a checkerboard to see what happened. They freak out. Yeah. It does really work. Do you see they have robot cuttlefish now and the male cuttlefish try to fuck them. Whoa. And they change gender. The male cuttlefish is a little sneaky like male feminists. There's two. There's the alphas, and then the ones who pass as female and gets them on the side. Yeah, little male feminists.

They sneak in. They sneak into the women's room. Yeah, it's like Matt Iglesias. Yeah. He's one of these shit libs on the internet who's like, oh, Biden's not really dementia. It's just the footage. It's like, OK, buddy. Shit libs just the footage it's like okay buddy shit lips are awesome are they yeah how fun

you should only take their opinion if you could go up a giant hill with them and why you push them off yes no see when you get tired and when you quit oh yeah what are you having how much is your opinion worthwhile or how much are you just a weak person and not just weak physically weak of spirit there's a week of will I this What about a hike? It's like toxic, that's the real toxic masculinity. It's these types with the glasses and the bad hair line. Oh, it's very toxic because it's the kind of masculinity that attacks stronger masculinity by default. There's no objective analysis of

anything that's strong. There's no, there's no acknowledgments of certain merits and there's no like looking at any positive, it's only negative. Yes. It's negative. Which is gives rise to guys like Andrew Tate. Yeah. Fuck you. They just stick it in your face. Suck my dick. This was a lot of reasons people over Trump. It was just like, Oh, I can't vote for him. Well, fuck you. I am. Now what? Yeah. Yeah. What? This is the fear that people have of a lot of this, you know, overreach the government has in schools and all these different things that it's going to give rise to like a very hardcore conservative uprising. It's not even, I would call it right wing, not conservative.

Yeah. It's not conservative at all. Yeah, radical right wing. Right. That that's the fear is that things always go like that. If you go so far left, things are gonna go so far right to overcorrect, there's gonna be a movement. We've known this since time immemorial.

If you tell kids you're not allowed to smoke, it's like, oh, now I get to smoke and be a badass. Or you can't have a drink, I get to drink and be a badass. You tell them you can't have these ideas, they're like, oh yeah, watch me, now what? Exactly. And it's radicalizing a lot of young people, which I think is wonderful, frankly.

Well it's fascinating because out of rebellion comes some of the coolest shit sometimes. You know, out of rebellion comes some of the coolest ideas, the coolest music, real rebellion resonates with you. It's just sad when you watch those dudes who used to be rebels. They get old and then they just fucking become conformists. And tell you to go get vaccinated. Yeah, those guys. Yeah Real punk is going to do what Pfizer says sad when you get old though you get scared All these kids are gonna catch that disease and I'm gonna die. You know who the worst one of this is who Stern?

I don't know anyone who's fallen as hard. That's Shame as Howard Stern. He was like my guy. He believes all those things he's saying which is crazy. You think so Yeah, I believes all the vaccine stuff But like all those things that you're a fool to not do it. You shouldn't be a part of society It's unfortunate because it's like I don't know who he's talking to or what conversations he has or what he knows You know, I'm not saying that I'm an expert in any way, shape or form, but I was very lucky that I had access to a lot of people. So you're no Sanjay Gupta.

I'm no Sanjay Gupta. I had access to a lot of people that explained things to me in a way that are like, oh, oh, I thought, nope. Oh, so how do they get that information? What? Yeah. That's the rules? And the more you know about that stuff,

the more you're gonna question these things everything in our society if you if there's a narrative I guarantee you someone's making money off that narrative whether it's green energy or whether it's pro-vaccine or whatever it is it's a money thing it's not a public health thing it's not they're not really concerned about climate change they want to make sure that you're concerned about climate change so you vote to make sure that you're concerned about climate change, so you vote and so that they can get these fucking things through and they can get more and more control over you.

I had Dr. Drew on my show and a big moment for him because he's not a Jill Biden doctor, he's a real doctor. He, when COVID was hitting, he was asking very basic medical questions because there was this like instant certainty and randos were yelling at him on Twitter and he's like, I went to medical school. I'm not a tinfoil hat jackass. I'm like, this is just basic medical one-on-one stuff. And I'm not even saying they're wrong.

I'm saying how did you get to this conclusion? Like what's the, is this, are we certain this is the best approach? And the blowback, people already forgot how insane that blowback was and how censorious the regime was in terms of, you know, just even just, and here's the thing, if there's an emergency, like let's suppose there's an asteroid hitting the earth, let's brainstorm like let's, okay, what's going to work? Let's try this. Let's try that. Like we got, we got an emergency. We're not going to know right away what's going to be the best solution, but the way they were acting was like, no, no, no. This is the only way.

I don't care if you have a negative vaccine test. You need to have a negative COVID test. You need to have a vaccination pass that's a year old to get into this restaurant. Makes no sense. The whole thing was very strange. It must have been surreal for you being like one of the targets.

Oh yeah, it was very weird. It was, what it was also so weird because the thing that they were targeting me on was so dumb. It was what it was also so weird because the thing that they were targeting on me on was so Dumb it was so I listed a list of things And they all went after this one thing like boy that seems odd Here's the way they would that you remember how they went after it They went after it as if Joe Rogan goes to Petco Right and you wore like a Dave Smith disguise so no one recognized you, and you grabbed the horse paste and you just injected yourself.

Injected is hilarious too. But that's kind of like what the impression was, where it's like worst case scenario, your quack doctor told you to do this, right? Worst case scenario. But what's really crazy is that they did it with that particular drug. Right. Knowing the history of that drug, the fact that the guy won the Nobel Prize on it for humans, knowing the fact that it had been given Prize on it for humans knowing the fact that had been given to billions billions of prescriptions had been filled and here's the thing if they

cared about being honest and saving lives there would have been consequences yeah there were no consequences for any people other than you clowning Sandra Gupta in this chair well there's also should be an understanding of why a person got through it easy and why some people don't right? Yeah, cuz I want I'm not that young. I gotta ask you. I gotta ask you. I gotta ask. Okay, let's get our tinfoil more tinfoil hats Do you think Biden really had COVID last week two weeks ago? It made him grow If you get it when you're 81 you grow it's called grovid Maybe I gotta go. Hey, maybe we should get some of that shit. I wish, I know, we could use it.

I don't know, I don't know what to believe anymore. It's so hard when you saw the letter that was written, it didn't have the presidential seal on it. Right, and it wasn't his signature. No. So there's that, and then there's no video of him saying that until far later. Why would they even test him for it?

Like, if he had symptoms, like, you would think, it's the flu. Let's treat him like the flu. It's a good thing to say. Say he's got COVID. Like, oh, shut it down. But he wasn't wearing a mask. Shut it down.

And this idea of COVID where you can't go on screen? Shut it down. He's got the COVID. He's going to give it to you through the screen. Well, also, it's like. If you're 81, you get COVID. He's going to give it to you through the screen. Well, also, it's like... If you're 81, you get COVID. It's not looking so good for you. I don't care if you're the president or somebody else.

It's a bad scene. I read something again. Reddit might not be real, but they had given them 10 doses of Paxlovid. And then one of my friends who's a doctor was like, that is way more than you're supposed to give someone. Why would they give him that? Find out if that's true. Because that might've just been some. Here's the thing.

We're dealing with so much misinformation. So many trolls, so much bullshit. It's so hard. Six dose of PacSloven on Saturday. And according to his doctor, he's improving steadily. Biden 81 tested positive for COVID-19 while campaigning in Las Vegas on Wednesday He self isolated his home in Delaware while receiving the oral antiviral pill. How many are you supposed to take of those? Six doses that seems like a little what is the side effects of packs love it?

Does it have any side effects you turns your wife into a selfish silly entitled country? Only according to your son the rest of it my favorite video was one after the debate you answered all the questions You did great Joe He's gone We've all seen a guy like that if you live long enough and you have grandparents or you have friends grandparents You're gonna see someone like that This is the end and when she's talking to him and like she's got power for the first time Yes, that's what I was saying. She's doing talking at like speeches and stuff. She's up there talking. It was like misery She was Kathy Bates. Oh my god. She's like I've got you in my house. You're staying here

Here's the other thing. That's funny How badly do you have to fuck up a debate to lose your house and your job like that is I think historically unprecedented How do you lose his house? He's getting kicked out the White House. Oh Yeah, please still he's allowed to be there to the air. Yeah, but They're not renewing the lease Once he got taller, I think he's gonna change things Yeah, yeah because he got on these new drugs He's gonna he's gonna change things. Yeah? Yeah, because on these new drugs, he's gonna say, listen guys, give me another chance at this.

This stuff that made me grow six inches, like, I fucking got it, man. Not only do I got it, I think I'm better than I've ever been before. I, you know, I sent away for this drug that would grow me by six inches, and it was a fraud. I'm still at four.

Well, you can get those things done where they break your leg and stretch you out. There was a guy called, what was his name? He deleted his Instagram. He was like this powerlifter. Oh, I saw that guy. Yeah. Did he delete it? Yeah. Probably got tired of people shitting on him. Yeah. It was he was a giant guy already. Yeah. He was like, what? 280, six, two. Yeah. And he wanted to be six, eight. And he thought he was small. So he got his legs. That's by dysmorphia. And he was away from his family for like a year. Oh, my God. Got my knees done.

Was that his handle? Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, that's crazy. There's a lot of people that have done that. They've got their legs and even their arms. They've got their arms lengthened. Well, if you're gonna get the legs, otherwise you look like a penguin, right? You look weird.

Unless you were a dude with like crazy long arms. Isn't it the thing where you can't ever walk, you can't run anymore? No, we thought that too, but you can. There was a guy that Jamie found that got it done. Okay. And he shows the difference and then you see't ever walk. You can't run anymore. No, we thought that too. But you can. There was a guy that Jamie found that got it done. Okay. And he shows the difference.

And then you see him sprinting and that man's name is Joe Biden. It's so quick. He grew six inches in a week. This new one they have is just way better. It's just a pill. It's Pax Lovett. Six doses, six inches.

Imagine if it cures COVID, but you grow an inch I'll be like I got kovat. It's a broken experience I'll get you taller Forget that horse face at the end of the fucking five seasons from how my head scraping on the ceiling Become a freak like that guy that famous guy from the you know that guy from the 1970s there was like a beautiful handsome man and then he kept injecting stuff into his no oh yeah yeah hold on I'll send it cuz I sent it to Tom Segura me and Tom Segura send each other the most horrific shit that we can find

I get Boomer memes from you yeah those are fun they are fun I'm sitting here like Joe Rogan is just texting me a Boomer meme it's so fun if I can get a smile on Michael Melos's face I'm serious I gotta find dude. I send Tommy so much shit We send each other so much shit our feed is just a gross disaster Oh, this is the old times The bet I the one of the best texts I ever got I got a text from Roseanne She said WTF with two question marks, and I thought okay She's a boomer she sees something on her screen She thinks I could see it do and like what do you mean she goes you don't call me like what's going on with you?

I'm worried. It was so sweet all right here. It is Jamie listen to you I don't know what the fuck this guy was doing. I guess this is all all um why is this not there we go um I just had a jammy so this is what he well I want you to see the whole thing okay because it starts out in 1969 he's gorgeous man like beautiful handsome man and then over time homeboy goes crazy go full screen so we could see like oh so nice and a beautiful handsome man now so it's getting a little weird in 88 but I think that's just age that's 91 that's just age yeah just age now oh again weird oh no this is the beginning oh I know this guy yeah yeah yeah now it gets crazy look at the chin something's

going nutty now the cheeks but he's trying to avoid the wrinkles. So he's turning his face fucking balloon, and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now 2010 But it gets a little real crazy now. He's done his lips 2013. It starts getting real crazy Look at that 2015. I mean now. It's just nuts now looks like you got attacked by a That's gotta be a wig or something something look at that. I mean Jesus Christ's just nuts and now looks like you got attacked by a swarm of bees. That's gotta be a wig or something. Look at that. I mean Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger.

Look at 2019. I mean that's just absolutely insane. Now look at it. Now if that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old good looking guy. But instead he went nutty. Because that's body dysmorphia where people can't see what they look likety because that's body dysmorphia where people can't see what they look like. Yeah I had my dysmorphia I got it not to not facially but body and it's gone away do you know what stopped it?

I'm not even kidding I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it but this was like the moment where I was like okay this is done. I was at Gold's and there was a young dude there, early 20s I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God this map, I go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning

with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you're jealous of his striated delts and he will look at you like You're a crazy person and that was when it clicked like holy shit. This is fucking insane. No one cares about your fucking stride adults Except your girlfriend. No, they don't care. You don't think so. They don't fucking care. No, they think it's gross. Really? Yes girls You banging that? They don't like that muscle that bodybuilder build at all. What do they like?

Chris Helmsworth? Do you know what else it was? When we were at the mothership opening night, this guy came in and I've met him since, I don't remember his name. He was a bodybuilder in his 50s. The chillest dude, really nice, very friendly, no attitude. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about. Again, I don't remember his name.

His name is Chris, maybe. Immediately, everyone in the room is like this guy's out group, outsider. It wasn't like this guy's cool. It was like he's not one of us. And I saw the energy change and I'm like, holy shit. If this was something people thought was awesome, everyone would be treating him very differently.

Well, it depends on the group that you're in. Of course it depends on the group, but this was, normal people don't look at they look at that as freakish not as admirable. Like when girls have those huge implants at a certain point it's not hot it's just like there's something wrong with you. Right you went crazy. You went crazy. Yeah and that's what happened that guy's face. Yes. He went crazy. Yes. But isn't it interesting that there's something wrong with us where we can't see what we really look like. We can't, perspective is very difficult to acquire when you're in the middle of that

mental illness. When you realize like, holy shit, my brain is lying to itself, it's very scary. Oh, it must be when you look in the mirror and you see your face, you're like, oh my God. Oh, him? I don't know. What does he see? Who knows, man.

And I think once you've got to that point, what are you gonna do you're gonna get it removed Well, then it becomes your thing right well. I don't know you're that guy that guy oh god damn cuz Just got a face lift, buddy Yeah, get fucked great. What's her name just something they're twins, so you were seeing maybe both of them during that oh yeah Well, they both do it. They both have the same thing They both have the same issue. What about Matt Gaetz? Was Matt Gaetz the congressman? Oh, yeah, he did his eyebrows. Not just he got cheek He got something with the cheek too. Oh, did he? Yes. He's yeah You can't do that if you're a public person and all sudden your eyebrows are like and a dude a 45 year old housewife

It was from yeah, he looked like a real housewife. Yeah, like Miami. Yeah. He's got a frozen forehead. It was... No, but the cheek implants and... Oh, with fillers. Yeah, with the implants or fillers. It was something nuts. Isn't it crazy too that for a politician... A politician, like, your wrinkles and the weathered look in your face is actually good for your career.

No, it isn't. Who... You don't think so? No. Oh, I think so. I think if you look at a guy like RFK the voice is a problem But the the way he looks the the fact that he's just like intelligent worldly guy That's like seeing a lot had a lot of life. You don't want a smooth-faced dude Yeah, that's crazy

That is that's cheap on stuff. Come on. Yeah, that's I think and I know it looks well It's hard to tell because it's a different angle but there's definitely that's not a natural nose and I should know you might be right yeah wow but the for the forehead and the eyebrows are crazy ah okay maybe the nose is natural from that angle I could be wrong but that's that is a crazy look that's a crazy look but the thing is like he used to be like the the chubby kid Ah sure in his head right he still always gonna be that chubby slob kid even though like not you looked fine before yeah But it's again with like these but I just with these bodybuilds. It wasn't gonna get bigger

They're never happy with like dude you hit 240. Just like you're fine. You know how we could save society We should have by electing Connolly Harris as president. And then have a reality show where all the congresspeople have cameras that follow them and get to know the real them. Oh God, well that's called deep. See them in their house. Right. Except that's not a reality show.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus blocked me because she was saying, go ahead and vote and I go, you won five Emmys for showing that politicians are all sociopaths blocked But it's yeah, but I don't blame her but it's true. It is true But is you don't blame her that she blocked you. I don't blame her really I block people very liberally like I'm not Yeah, I don't use block people. Yes, of course fuck them. Well, I don't I'm not there to be annoyed right they can disagree with me That's fine. But if you're gonna be playing gotcha games, I don't I'm not there to be annoyed right they can disagree with me. That's fine But if you're gonna be playing gotcha games, I don't know. I don't hear it block blocked That's Lex Lex is a blocking fool Lex Lex

He's worse than me all my people. Can you get Lex done block me? I'm like, yes wants positive interactions only I Which is fine. I mean, but it's not the internet I mean, but I guess you could cultivate a place where you only have positive influences. Or you could have negative in the sense of respectful, or negative in like... Or like, the thing is with the internet, whenever there's a question mark, it instantly becomes like an improv show. And like, as any improv show, it's just torture. It's just like, these are not funny, like everyone says the any improv show, it's just torture. It's just like these are not funny.

Like everyone says the same stupid lines. It's rough and don't get me started the boomers. My God. What do you mean by a question mark? Like if I say, is it just me or is it blah blah blah? Why is my body at my age still making you farts? And the things that they reply, some of them are gonna be very funny,

because it's farts, but some of them are just gonna be like, oh my God, just relax. And so I avoid question marks as much as possible. Well, there's a lot of very angry people out there in the world. Yeah, no shit. And they love to express themselves in this very strange way on social media.

It's a strange way to interact with people, and they love it. I do, like if I go to someone's feed and all their comments are just hostility you suck fuck you you've got to block those people you don't want that energy around you yeah you don't want it it's not I don't know how many of those people even real people there's a few of those a lot of real people like that come on 100% but there's, anytime there's a politically charged issue or a person who's engaging in politically charged issues like you do, you're going to have a bunch of bots

that are attacking you. And a bunch of bots on your page, and a bunch of people that aren't real people. There's a lot of them. I'm sure you're aware. I thought that that was nonsense, and it's not. And I've seen enough receipts that it's like holy shit This really is a thing

Well, you know that FBI guy the former FBI analyst who said that it's he estimated it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 80% Of all counts on Twitter were bots 80 80 8 0. Holy crap Yeah, I don't know if he's right but I know that they wouldn't they wouldn't supply Elon with the information necessary for him to Find out whether or not it's more than five, which is what they were claiming. They were claiming somewhere in the neighborhood. But he said that they based that on like 100 accounts, like a random 100 accounts.

So that's too small of a sample size. But 80 is still like... FBI agent confirms Elon Musk's claim of undercounting bot accounts on Twitter by conducting his own research. So his estimation was 80%, I believe. Does it say where it says it? Yeah, right there. Right at the top, Jamie. accounts on Twitter by conducting his own research. So his estimation was 80%, I believe. Was it the same where it says it? Yeah, right there.

Right at the top, Jamie. Oh, here it goes. When I consider the volume and velocity of automation we're seeing today, the sophistication of bots that a given set of incentives is likely to attract, and the relative lack of countermeasures I saw in my own research, I can only come to one conclusion.

All likelihood more than 80% of Twitter accounts are actually bots. This, of course, is my opinion. But I mean, there are bots where, like, if you reply something, all the replies will be like, oh, check out Bitcoin, blah, blah, blah. Sure. But then there's also those more sophisticated bots.

Yes. Where, like, if you're gonna go after Trump or go after Biden, they're gonna swarm you and be like, actually, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, 100%. And I bet all the candidates use them. I mean, I bet it's just, I bet it's legal right now. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, it was essentially propaganda, right? But they have bots made out of meat. You have people like Brooklyn Dad and what's that chick Harry Sisson, they're bots. Right, essentially, right. What's that girl, JoJo, whatever her name is. So how does that work? Are those people paid?

Yes. Who pays them? They see the DNC or the campaigns We have the receipts for these people. It's not just by the way. It's not at all just the Democrats There's Republican operatives as well. Let's make that very oh 100% I have a friend who has a Republican Instagram page and he reached out to me to tell me that people were contacting him Asking him to do videos and that if he did those videos, they'd pay him money. It's like thousands of dollars I want that like give me that goo.

You can get that goo. I'm for sale. Oh, good. Yes. That's good to know, because I've been talking to some people and I was going to breach this with you, but I'm glad you brought it up on your own.

Perfect. Well, how much do you charge to lie? Oh, lying I do for free. It costs money for you to tell the truth. But propaganda, if you want to be a bot. Like who would you be a bot for the libertarians? God are you kidding? No? Anarchy? Who would I be a bot for? You know who I'd be a bot for? Who? Betterman I kind of like him. I love him. I like him now. I used to think why doesn't I donate to this campaign? I just think why doesn't that guy put a suit on then I realized why don't I put a suit on?

You know I have like this fucking huge podcast and I wear hoodies. He wears hoodies his whole point is my people I shouldn't be taken seriously just cuz I'm a senator and I gotta tell you for me to say something positive Politician takes a lot the barrier so low for someone to go on public record and talk about his mental health problems That could help a lot of people and I thought was very commendable him to do that Also watching him bounce back from his stroke. I know I thought the dude was toast Yes, we all did right because when you stumble with words that bad you struggle with thinking that bad But it was just post stroke, but then we're here. We are Louisa like at least Two years later. Yeah, two years after 22. Yeah, it seems fine and reasonable and

Like saying a lot of stuff that he's like I'm a progressive. This is not what I stand No, he said I'm not a progressive anymore, right? He used to be and he was to be what a progressive what he thought of him Yeah He was the first one to tell Menendez to resign and now when it is his resigning from his own party So I love him by the way senator Federman if you want to join with me into a remake of twins I'm totally down. Do you think that guy would ever run for president? I hope so.

See, he's a reasonable, like actual left-wing person. He's a moderate. Right, but would they ever let a guy like that even get close? Like would they, Tulsi Gabbard him? Well Tulsi was only a congresswoman from Hawaii. She didn't have a big base. And ran against wasn't a governor, right? It was Bernie was her guy and she ran against him at Elizabeth Warren So they're splitting that ticket three with that base three ways

I think he'd have a great shot. Don't you I do I do now But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable Biden was reliable He's a party hack and he would do speeches with a hoodie on Yeah This guy Not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack. And he would do speeches with a hoodie on. Yeah. This guy is outrageous. Is it outrageous? No. His whole point is we work for you.

Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked because I used to make fun of him. I used to think like this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's going to run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's. But he won against Dr. Oz. Who's the worst well You know the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss You don't go from supporting jesse Smollett to being a trump supporter right you're a complete

Phony in a clown and was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Federman at the last minute Did you remember that oh, and he was her boy? Oh wow yeah, I'm just saying Oprah did that. Oh. And he was her boy. Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that? Oh, yes, she did. Fetterman now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's like outside of the- I don't think he got many endorsements. But I mean, how many people that were like okay with him are still, you know, because

if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues- You know what could make it happen? What? If Trump wins again, there's going to be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about, OK, where we lose track that we're losing to, who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92, to be like, OK,

I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is and we could win on that those terms Well, if they were gonna do that when they have done that after Trump's first term and said they ran with Biden Well, they could have they didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all Hillary got millions more votes Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different I mean after after so but after they ran with Biden. There's plenty of like young Enthusiastic people they could have read. Yeah, but I think Biden with Biden, there was plenty of like young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.

Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe Democratic vote. You know what he's going to say. He's going to play the party game and he's kind of tried and tested. Also, he knows how Washington works. It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard to hate him. It's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot, it was a lot easier,

I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon. Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buttigieg would work either. He says a lot of salad. He tells us a lot of words, salad.

No, he's a kid. Like you don't come from South Bend to... First of all, he also raised... Here's another reason why I think she's in trouble, Officer Harris. Buttigieg raised more money than her. Yeah, but don't you think they're all just going to get behind her? No, no, I do. But my point is how...

If you, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, your Rolodex is not good. Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure. But they weaseled her in there. Right.

They shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. Like, hey, if anything happens to him, look. I don't think it's a given that the people are going to write the checks for her that they would have done for him. Is it said and done that she's going to write the checks for her that they would have done for is it said and Done that she's gonna be the candidate for president now It's not the convention that she has enough delegates as of right now But Harris raised 200 million now. Do you know how that works though? Here's what's interesting about that Have you ever do you know what astroturfing is?

Yes, of course. Yeah, so explain to people how they do that Well, Astor there's different ways to do astroturfing. But one of the things they do is they attribute donations to people that didn't really donate them. But it's not only that. It's that there's no question that a lot of these donors led, thanks to James Carville, who was a Democratic strategist for many, many years. James Carville said, hold your donations if Biden's a nominee. That's the only pressure you have. And they did, the donations trickled to a zero. And that's one of the reasons Pelosi

and the others freaked out. Once they switch, they're ready to write those checks again. The question is, it's July. Are you gonna be able to sustain this fundraising through November? And I don't know that she will. Because she didn't last time. Okay, so what-

There's no question, one more thing. There's no question that whoever is the nominee of either party is gonna get a fuck ton of money. That's not in dispute. The question is, is she gonna be as good as a Hillary who had the Rolodex, the favors, it's my turn, she had Wall Street, she had- Body count.

Body count, she had what, Wall Street, she had Hollywood, she had DC, she had everybody. Kamala Harris, No one likes her That's a big difference But then people don't like Trump either. So that's a problem for him. So how could it work that they would get rid of her? How would that possibly happen? You mean the publicly or privately all the above because it seems like privately you'd have to black me You have to sit her down and be like here's what's gonna happen

If you don't drop down yourself, then we're gonna do X Yy and z which is already said she's wrong. Yeah, but she could Okay, I mean who knows what they got on her. Did you not see the phone call? She had with the Obamas It was amazing. It was so candid. It definitely wasn't planned at all Yeah, just they happen to have a camera on her while she got a phone call from the Obamas I beautiful I I'm I am surprised how quickly they flipped the candidate without any pretense of having some kind of competition. Well, I think they were feeling like they couldn't win. Right, but the point is I'm shocked that they went immediately with her as plan B.

Because she is the one that is in the administration now, which means all the people that have jobs keep their jobs. So they're all very motivated. That's not what that means. Doesn't? No. Well, she could get rid of some of them. That's what happened with when Lyndon Johnson took over, when George Bush took over for Reagan.

They clean house. They bring in the wrong guys, of course. You think she would do that? Are you kidding? She would make it look like a Benetton ad. She's not. Yeah. She's the nominee from Netflix.

Like she's gonna make it all DEI. Who could possibly take over? How would they do that? They would have had to have forced her not to declare, which would have been a very tough move because if she's not the nominee now, here's my 4D chess. Okay, 4D chess with Michael Malus. Biden is like, all right, we put her up, we know she's going to lose. She can't go back to the... she's not going to be governor of California.

She's not going to be senator. Her career is done. And that was his kind of legacy, like, you know, getting rid of her once and for all. Because otherwise she's going to be the nominee or very strong case for it in 2028. Right, but don't you think that if she runs in 2024, that's very likely there's a possibility like more than 50 50 that she wins? I don't think it's more than 50 50. Oh, interesting. I do.

I don't think it's more than 50 50. I think there's so many people that are opposed to the idea of Trump. That's true. Quiet people, quiet people, they're quiet. They're not like the Trump people are loud. Like the in support of Trump, they go to the rallies, they fill up stadiums. And so people in their head, they go, oh, he's more popular. But the people that are not willing to vote for him, they're on the quiet tip.

And they're, they're, they might talk amongst their friends and they might talk at work and they might, but they're not going to these rallies. She didn't even make Iowa last time. The last time. So we got us three months of her kid, this is a woman who cracks herself up because she sees a school bus and goes the wheels and the bus go around and round. You know you didn't just fall off a coconut tree. Do you know that? Yeah her mom says that.

Kamala you did not just fall off a coconut tree. You exist in the context of... Yeah. So I think this is gonna be again and here's the other thing how is it you're going up for that debate and when Tulsi hits you with your record you don't have a counter punch ready that makes no sense she didn't have to she knew they were gonna bury it but she she they didn't bury it and it ruined her it ruined her career ruined her campaign yes I think at the time she thought they were gonna to bury it. Well yeah. We're going to bring it up.

I mean there was a lot of people that were very high on her. They thought she was going to be the one. That's true. Yeah. And they were wrong. But maybe they're right now. But they thought that about Biden too. Remember back in the day we got busted for plagiarism in 88.

Never. He was never the guy. But he was running for president. Sure. I mean Delaware. But again just like they took her out. They took him out right he came back and became president Yeah, like what 20 years later? Yeah, but 40 is accelerated 40 years is four years now Plus she's got the experience international experience of being the vice president of the United States. And never the border czar. That never happened. That never happened.

You're crazy. Despite the fact that people say she was the border czar. Newly appointed border czar. No, the Republicans made that up and had a time machine. It's a cheap fake. Those are cheap fakes. It's just such a wild time. And most people don't even, the average person that's going about their job and occasionally

watching the news and occasionally paying attention to the news feed on their phone. They have no idea what's going on, how nutty it all is. Yes. But until they do, it's like gradually and then suddenly, like with the Biden debate. If the corporate comedians had done, like Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel and all the other John Stewart's other bastard children had done their job and made fun of Biden for four years about being an old fart, that debate wouldn't have landed as hard as it did. The fact that it was a complete 180

for what we were being told is what really did him in. So the more they're trying to hyper up now, and of course she's the new nominee, she's the greatest thing that's ever happened, she's basically another Oprah, once she starts opening her mouth, and once here's the thing that's gonna, I predict, she's notoriously difficult to work for, The New the New York Times New York Post cover this at the time

Wait until people who are trying to get her into the White House start leaking to the press I will what a nightmare she is to work with that is going to undermine a lot of stuff for her to She's not she's not like Hillary. Everyone's Linda was named Linda Bloodworth went to jail for Hillary people Ride or die with her Kam Common was a different story. Well, she had a really high turnover of her staff. 90%. That's great. What's normal?

I don't know, but it's not 90 in like a year. Yeah. It's not just that they left. It's that they left and went to the press and be like, I can't, she doesn't do her homework and then she yells at me for not being prepared. Like they went leaked. People leave these offices all the time but they don't leak. But it's just so wild that the media is all behind her now. Why is it wild? Because it's interesting. It's just wild to see.

The 180? Yeah. The shamelessness? It's wild to see. Yeah, but even wilder seeing it through Twitter. Yeah. Because you see their 180 switch and then people are like, you guys were just saying something different two weeks ago. Yeah.

It's hilarious. Thank you, Elon, again. Yeah. Oh my god, thank you, Elon. Because if it wasn't for him, first of all, he changes the watermark for all the other ones. The things that all the other social media companies would have blocked you for,

more stuff is slipping through the cracks now. Right. It's less people are getting banned I think in these other social media networks because just it highlights and and in their defense broadly speaking what's the point of me banning this person if they're gonna be these other nine sites or with you in one other site then I it's not actually accomplishing the purpose it's just a waste of time yeah I'm alienating potential subscribers or users yeah it's wild man it just a waste of time. And I'm alienating potential subscribers or users.

Yeah, it's wild, man. It's a strange, strange time. Again, it's like the Coliseum people. But do you know what's even funnier? What happened? Is that blue-pilled people on the left have been told and believe that Trump is scared to debate her. Yeah, that's funny. They think this. You really think they think that? Yes. No, they don't have thoughts, but that's what they say.

They think that because she's young? No, because she's a prosecutor and she's tough. Yeah, tough. Hashtag girl boss. Yeah. And she's a prosecutor and he's a crook, so she's going to put him in his place and everyone will clap.

That's going to be interesting if they do debate. They're going to do debate. Several. If he lives. Yeah. Do you think they're going to try to take him out again? Yes. Yeah, I do too.

Yes. I think if they did that, this is not the only time they're going to do that. And then also that one was so Lee Harvey Oswald. It was so it was so perfect lone gunman at a certain time out if you're that sloppy you're in on it someone had at least know that he was under threat or didn't care poor job yeah that's the thing I don't think that literally they worked with this crooks kid at all you don't think so I don't think so what about the data that shows that someone from the near the FBI

office in DC was visiting this kid. Being on their radar screen is not the same as like colluding with him. Meeting with him. Right. I don't know that them checking him out is the same thing as he's working for. If he was working-

Why would they check him out? Maybe he's, who knows why? There's lots of reasons to check somebody out. Point being- Are you working for the government right now? Yes, obviously. Did you already get paid? I'm a Saad, yeah. I got paid my shot. I didn't get a Saad. Yes you did. I didn't know. I gave for the government right now? Yes, obviously. Did you already get paid? I'm a side, yeah.

I got paid my shot. I didn't get my shot. Yes, you did. I didn't know. I gave you the briefcase. I didn't know, but I was scared. Point being, I think they just didn't care. And if it's your job to protect someone's life and you don't really care, at a certain

point something's going to happenhmm The whole thing was very strange This is very strange. It's kids also passed and it's all blackwater commercial And yeah, and also the idea that again the media is like, yeah, whatever Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. Well, it's also the news cycle today. It's so rapid It's like working on assembly line Like you don't have time to check parts. Yeah, put that fucker on is another one coming And they were talking about the debate for weeks. Mm-hmm true and they were not talking about this like they were talking about the debate Do you think that they set him up?

They knew I didn't that Biden was compromised and I let him debate on purpose No, you don't think cuz they could have said no debate No, cuz I think first of all, I think again, he's fine in the State of the Union. He probably has good days and bad days. And even the bad days are probably exceptionally bad. And I think he has his people. I'm the president, Joe Biden, who's going to tell Jill no? I think at a certain point, you believe you're on bullshit, don't you?

Could be. Yeah. I always wondered because it was so early though. But in their head, we're going to put a nail in the Trump coffin once and for all. The guys, Hitler and a liar and all this other nonsense that they believe. So Joe's going to come out there. He was, listen, look at his debate history. Paul Ryan, who was no dummy, he was very good against him.

He was very good against Sarah Palin in 08, he was good against Trump in 2020, like they're just gonna nuke him, that's what they thought I think. Interesting, I don't think so. You think Jill set him up to fail? No, no, I think she's probably delusional like that guy with the shit in his face.

That's what I'm saying, she's delusional. She is. Yes. But I think the people behind the scenes knew exactly what was gonna happen. I don't think think that was I think if they had a debate again It's not 100% that it would be that bad again. That's interesting Because again look at the State of the Union like sometimes he's bad, but not that bad But I think right but the State of the Union was not live and yes, it was no no Do you see that they found out that it wasn't?

That they looked at his watch. And his watch was. Right, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do a State of the Union analysis Biden's watch. No way. Yeah, someone zoomed in on his watch. And his watch was the wrong time.

How could that even be? Well, it could be. He's blind. You can't see what time his fucking watch is. But all the networks on it? you can't see what time his fucking watch is. But all the networks on it? I don't know what they knew. How do you know what they knew?

You just, you get a feed. You know? I don't think all the Republicans would agree to it too. Cause they're all there. Who knows what they knew? They're all there live while he's doing it? Yeah. You got Mike Johnson behind you, you got their wall in the audience crossing their hands. When they don't like what you say, it's gotta there live. Yeah doing it. Yeah. Hmm. You got Mike Johnson behind you You got their own the audience crossing their hands when they don't like what you say. It's got to be live. Let's see

State of the Union wasn't live. I added watch it could be some troll shit Yeah, they could have got me. Well, there was no Biden's watch Look at Biden's watch incorrect time State of the Union. He has never watches a sundial the guys like He's looking at the stars No president by does evolve stress wasn't pre-recorded a fake Yeah, there's a fake image they got me these sons of bitches it's just amazing how much stuff is fake floating around city in but about

Yes, I'm saying wasn't talking after Whatever went after he hadn't been seen for a few days Well that I believe was Pre-recorded that I that wouldn't make a deal what big deal one or another like if you're giving a talk and you have something To say you also they use the wrong image from a different. Yeah, these cocksuckers It's just like that stuff like who's doing that stuff and why are they doing that stuff? Why are they having people talk about that and share inaccurate information?

It's I think it's to put everything into chaos so you know you have no idea what's true or what's not true and then Ultimately you you don't know what to trust or what not to trust which is a great way to get things through because then preposterous things can happen you're like what fucking happened and then you could honestly say there's a lot of misinformation so we got a crack down on it right and they could probably putting up some of that misinformation themselves what they would do some stuff that's easily provable what they would do in eastern Germany the St Stasi, they would infiltrate some group with a Stasi agent and that Stasi agent would be like, we should have it with other government.

And everyone else would be like, you're crazy, we don't want that. They'd arrested for colluding with someone who wants to go with the other government. Oh my God. He's part of your group. Yeah, well, the Gretchen Wimmer. That one's nuts. 12 people were FBI agents out of the 14 that were gonna kidnap her.

But they still act as if it really happened. It's so nuts, man. It's so nuts. It even says there's pictures of his watch with the correct time on it that were taken inside the Oval Office. Yeah, these cocksuckers, they got me. But I also don't think, why would that be a big deal

if it was pre-recorded? Do you know what I mean? If he's just giving's all right the idea is that if he's pretending to be live but really can't be trusted because he's so gone that they could edit it this way i don't believe for a second he had a cold so you think they just pulled a coup essentially we i don't think the coup is because of covet or or no No, it could win. Why would I? OK, one thing that I think everyone, most people would understand is these politicians are power hungry people, right? Why would I as president step down when I do have still a decent shot of being Trump again

and I beat him last time, got him out of the Oval Office? Especially when Mises has the ring. Right. Mises doesn't want to let the ring go. Right. So, yet, of course it was a coup. Mises can do the debate. Right, am I wrong though?

Mises is so good at debating. Mises was number one in his class. Number one. Right. Mises has a higher IQ than you. Don't you think they had to go to threats? Yeah, I wonder. What else would get them out of there?

I mean, maybe they just talked sensibly to them. Said, look, you could kill the whole party because you don't want to step down. Do you remember when Chuck Schumer told Dianne Feinstein she's got to resign and she agreed and then forgot that they had the conversation. He had to talk to her three times Well at the end like she was having people behind her tell her what oh, yeah, yeah, yeah That was nuts they were wheeling her around yeah It's like you ever see that video of the lady in Brazil who brings a dead guy to the bank no She's like holding his hand It's not trying to get him to sign the money over to her. You never seen that. Oh, it's amazing

This lady brought a dead guy to the bank. No, yeah, is that a person or dummy? He's dead. He's a dead guy He's fully dead Try to get to a secure loan. She's like like no no it's fine. It's all good here But put that in your hand sign this right here, and they're like oh my god look at this bitch Me the guy's fully dead Bank employees eventually calls the police who have asked a woman she could say well he died on the way over I didn't know he's dead. I was just sleepy Jesus. Just wanted to get some money. That's our president. You have some respect That's not our president. Yes, it was. That's a dead guy. That was literally our president.

Do you think Biden's alive? Yeah And if you think he wasn't alive Do you think they'd tell us if they have this body double out there running around for national security reasons? Don't you think they would just keep their mouth shut? No, because I think it would behoove them if she got to be president Because then she's a stronger nominee So if he was dead then they would it would be good because she would be the president then and then who then then they would Yeah

hmm but now There were rumors going around that during this window of time where he vanished from the face of the earth Which is not a thing that happens with presidents where You don't know where they are where he was like having a seizure. He was like this internet stuff abducted by aliens and they grew him That's how he's better Or be else above the aliens came along they used the new tech he opened the gateway He gained six inches spry pep in his step. I I here's the question I have I don't know if he's gonna be there, you know,

January, through January. Right. Right. Yeah, he's gotta make it. And I'm very worried about Taiwan. Yeah. Because if I'm China, or if I'm Putin, now's the time to move.

Right. We got a vacuum of leadership in the White House. Ooh. That's a scary one. You think he's going to serve out the term? I don't know. When I see that guy that supposedly is Biden, I'm like, I don't know what's going on now. I, since we live in a simulation,

and I'm going to spoil the best comedy of all time, Veep, at a certain point VEEP becomes president And then she's voted out like five months later Oh, and since officer Harris is basically Selena Meyer just like dipped in chocolate I don't think he's going to be president through January Wow So who becomes vice president she's gonna wish she's gonna pick one of these governors, right? Who's she gonna pick? It's either Roy Cooper of North Carolina, Andy Beshear of Kentucky, or Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania.

The short list is what I heard. You know what they do? They do what like a kind of an insecure comic does. That's the one I was talking about, yeah. Look at this one. Look at him walking. Look how tall he is. Look, he's towering over her. But also how thick, quickly he's walking. Yeah, he doesn't understand. He thinks he's walking like an old man,

because that's a 40-year-old dude. Very strange. He definitely is walking way better. Yeah. Can you put a footage of him just by walking, Jamie? There's also a kind of a power to his step, like he's trying to walk slowly. Yeah, his stature. Yeah, well, there's an effortlessness his step like he's trying to walk that surely yeah

Well, there's there's an effortlessness to the way he's walking This is again armchair physiologist Joe Rogan When I'm looking at oh wait look side by side Wow Okay, which is the fake one the tall one on the left Choreography acknowledging the's awkward on camera walks between the south lawn and his halting, stiff gait. Well, that looks the same as the other one. The one on the left does.

Yeah, that looks like this. Nah, that looks a little more effortless, dude. Look, he's much more casual. I mean, he's walking with a little bit ofless dude look he's look he's much more casual I mean he's walking with a little bit of stiffness to his arms but it's much more casual with his legs let me see it again I don't know I might be fucking with my own mind he's definitely taller though that's the thing that the big one is this one that's the big one yeah yeah that one's nuts that one freaks me out cuz look he's walking fine

He's walking fine. He's so big. Look how big he is Like clearly bigger would you ever want to get a body double a Joe Rogan body double four of them right? Yeah Yeah, they're doing sets all over the country and open mic nights Yeah, well the thing is about like, you can find a tall, thin person, well you can probably find some short jack guys that can pretend to be me. You just have to, and there's enough,

there's plenty, like, especially if you're just watching video. Yeah. So that's a different one. Yeah, see, okay, yeah. That one's very slow. But also, that could be the end of the day. But also, look at his posture, though.

The head's at an angle instead of straight up. Right. That's the difference for me. Well, it's also, he looks like he's struggling there to walk. Whereas the other one of the new guy, the recent one, he doesn't look like he's struggling at all. So this is the, look how he's going up the stairs.

Effortless man. Weird. He's going up the stairs like a regular person. Yeah, not falling. Well he's not struggling. There's like a hitch to the gate. Like you saw at the debate when he had to step down off the platform, he had to do it sideways. Can we... like remember when she was asked about the debate? By Stephen Colbert. So look at this one right now. So this is him walking in that other one. He's really struggling there. But again, that could be just like his mental ability. Yeah.

It could come and go, especially with that fucking juicy alien cocktail they jazzed. Or it could be jet lag. Imagine if he really did grow six inches. It really is Biden. They really do have some stuff. It rejuvenates you but you also grow Get on that shit in two minutes It'll be a real problem. Why we're gonna look like the Anunnaki

Like that dude with the fucking rubber in his face. I'm gonna be ten feet tall Like maybe that's what the Anunnaki are because the whole thing is that they're supposed to be way taller than us I was talking to Kurt Metzger about this. Oh boy, and I love Kurt. He's just I know I just go off though He'll go off in his eyes get crazy and he gets in your face. He's looking sucking on a vape pad It's so great and I'm just give me give me give me Oh, he's the bad yet He had this whole thing about the typography of the different aliens and like these ones hate these ones These ones look white these ones look like Aryans.

Kurt believes everything. He, the Jimmy Dore show wrecked him being on that show. He was normal before he started going over there. Was he? Yeah. Well, he was always crazy, but he was like a different kind of crazy. Yeah, but I don't think Kurt's crazy because everything he says, I look up and there's receipts.

It's based on something. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't mean crazy, like incorrect. Right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah,ipts. It's based on something. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't mean crazy, like incorrect. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. It's a maniac. Yeah, yes. Like, I'll show you the walls of text that he sends me. I'm sure he sends them to you too.

Yes, of course. Walls. He lives here now. Walls of, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I tracked him in the movie in here. Yeah, good. But he's the best, and he's such a funny dude too. And his ability to like have jokes,

he's like a joke machine. But for any situation that comes up, just comes out of him. There are two things Kurt told me that I think about like once a week because they're so funny and I'm just like, I'm in the presence of like a comedy legend. One is he was talking to Patrice O'Neill and Kurt had just seen Fight Club and Patrice is like, oh, that's the ultimate white people movie. And Kurt's like, what do you mean?

He goes, oh, I don't have enough violence in my life. I got to go seek it out and I want someone to punch me in the face. I don't know what that's like. He's like, yeah. So that was one. And then Kurt did his homework on Paula Deen, who got canceled because she used the N-word once. And he looked it up and it turned out that she said it when she was getting robbed at gunpoint as a bank clerk. And he goes, this is the most progressive old fat Southern white lady ever. He goes,

they should build a statue to her. That's really when she said it. Yes. And dads will bring their sons and the plaque will say she only said it once. Look, son, this is a progressive. I didn't know that's what happened. Yes. Per Kurt, please double check this.

Yeah. You never know. He also told me that that plane that disappeared got sucked into a vortex. No, he didn't. Oh yeah. He sent me videos. The Malaysian. Yeah. That one. Well, he didn't. Oh yeah, he sent me videos. The Malaysian.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Well, remember Don Lemon asked if it was a black hole on CNN, the dumbest man, formerly dumbest man in television. What if it was a black hole? Isn't it interesting watching guys like him without the whole production crew? What about Chris Cuomo? Yeah. Yeah.

Fredo. Well, what Dave Smith did to him, holy shit. That was like Mike Tyson versus Marvis Fraser in the 80s. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing, and it couldn't happen to a better guy. And it's even funnier is, you know how Greeks, like tantalists, like in the afterlife, he's always reaching for water or food and it's always out of his reach because he served his son to the gods as food. Like when you're on CNN, like, Rogan and these podcasts, even

the audience is 100 times bigger, it's like beneath you, because they're like nothing and I'm the real guy. And now he's got to be a sidekick on Patrick by David, no disrespect to Patrick at all. And he knows that every single person at CNN, the camera guys, the door guy is laughing at what a nothing in their eyes he's become. It's kind of genius by Patrick to put him on a show. Oh, it is. Personal hell. It's kind of genius because you really can't escape

not just what you've said, but the tendencies that you've developed in being on those broadcast networks. Kind of sneering. Yeah. So kudos to Patrick. It's kind of crazy. It's hilarious. Yeah. Well, Elon did it. It's kind of crazy. It's hilarious. Yeah.

Well, Elon did it too with Lemon, with one Joe. Well, Lemon wanted ownership. Well, it's not just that. The way they had the conversation, he was trying to do CNN outside of CNN. That's how Elon said it. He's doing CNN outside of CNN. And now, bitch can't get arrested. Yeah.

But that's like the quality of his discourse, right? That's where he deserves to be it's not good conversation. It's not interesting You know what? I always say I say the enemy class is not composed of impressive people and now the biggest alpha male on CNN Is Caitlin Collins? Yeah Yeah, they're all gone well Jake Tapper Tapper's still there. Yes, true. He did it. Jake Tapper's an honest guy, I think. Who was the other woman?

Who was the female moderator? I don't know. Dana Bash, was that her name? I and everyone else must give them credit for doing such an honest and fair job at the debate. They let them both speak. They didn't talk over them. The questions were reasonable and tough questions for both parties.

I didn't think he had it in him. So kudos to Jake Tapper. And I'm going to apologize for saying that he always looks like someone just farted because he did a great job. And he also did a great job with Chris Coons, who's head of Barton's campaign. He was holding his feet to the fire about the debate. So I didn't know where this came from, but I was wrong about Jake Tapper. Yeah, I think there's a lot of people that are in

media that didn't want to do the thing that they're doing now. They didn't want to do it that way, but now they're in this machine and this is what they want to do because they want to keep their career. Well, this is their only way to have status. These are mediocre people. Yeah, they don't. They're not going to. If you're not writing for the New York Times, no one's reading your substack. You're nobody. I don't know. Nothing. You're not interesting.

They're not impressive or interesting people. Right. Look at this guy. No opinion. Who? Like he's if you look at his photo, he looks like Jared from Subway. Who? Exactly. Who are you talking about? No opinion. Who's that? He's one of these nobody. Oh, is it no opinion? Yes, not Noah. No, it's no, I thought you're saying Noah. I am in yin and o a h p i n i o So it's like Mike cunt, you know, like Mike hunt like it's just like that

Yeah, except he does would not like this anyway seen my cunt and no one seen no opinion Interesting. Well, there's a lot of those guys a lot of them. Yeah And then you think they're just getting paid, just like this conservative guy that I know. I don't think it's necessarily that they're getting paid. It's that they're violently anti-charismatic. No one wants them at the party. So all they can do is go on these other.

And I say to someone who does this a lot myself, go on social media and try to kind of make, Aaron Rupar, make a name for yourself by just spouting complete nonsense. Who's the best at it? Best in what way? Keith Oberyn. Oh. My favorite angry lesbian.

She literally has brain damage. He's a gift. Really? Oh yeah. What happened? Traumatic brain injury. From what? Like got hit by like a cinder block or something.

Look this up, Jamie. It's on his Wikipedia. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. So he said, did you see that? He said the CNN building should be burned down. Oh. He said kick everyone out and burn down the building.

For what? Because of the bait. Wow. Yeah, this is not someone who's well. So when did he get it in the head? I think the 80s. Whoa. It's been a minute, yeah. Oh man.

And what's even funnier is he used to have a million Twitter followers and it's slowly been going down because at a certain point even the boomer's like, okay dude, calm down. Trump isn't literally gonna kill you tomorrow he's amazing yeah he's so great he's a gift remember we used to do that show from his basement oh yeah like the resistance yeah you know and any day now Donald Trump will be locked up so I'm just gonna shut the show down and then

well he was right he did get locked up they eventually yeah they arrested him yeah eventually that's a crazy one huh The 34 counts of felony counts that were all misdemeanors. And did you see Andrew Cuomo came out and was like, this is bullshit? Yeah, and talked about it on Bill Maher. Yeah. That I was surprised at. Cuomo was a guy they shouldn't have got rid of because that guy could have won. He could have been the president.

What about killing all the old people? Yeah, that was a little bit of a problem. We didn't know. We didn't know. When you're president, you're supposed to kill young people all the old people? Yeah, that was a little bit of a problem. We didn't know. We didn't know. When you're president, you're supposed to kill young people, not old people. Right. Not supposed to take COVID patients and throw them back in the nursing homes and then put a bunch of people on ventilators.

Whoops. Whoopsies. But they didn't know. They thought ventilators were the way to go. But they knew, sure. But the point is, if you got something this bad wrong and then tried to cover it up, it's going to be hard to get through that White House. Yeah Yeah, the the nursing home and also as as a New York Jew that New York Italian attitude

I know that works in in middle America if you're trying to be president you're gonna have to do something deal with well Chelsea Handler said she was Cuomo sexual so that settles that Chelsea Handler was that but that dudes final form was So that settles that. Chelsea Handler was that, but that dude's final form was. Everybody loved Cuomo when he was running New York at the beginning of the pandemic, because he seemed so reasonable and measured and leader-like. Well, he, one thing I did like about him is that he would have those daily updates. So he was doing, trying to do what he could to be as visible and, you know, have as much information as possible.

The better than the guy, the lady they have now, who says black people don't know what computers are. Kathy Hokel. Jesus Christ, get this bitch a broom and send her back where she came from. Holy crap. Jesus Christ. Are they wild? They don't know what computers are.

New York is a rap. This is why I'm here. I'm fine, oh. I want credit from your boy, Elon. What'd you do? I am the first person on earth, I believe, learning how to drive on a Cybertruck. Really?

Yes. You didn't know how to drive at all? I still don't, really. Oh my God. My buddy Colin Robb's a professional car tester, whatever, NASCAR. My buddy Sky King, they rented a Cybertruck. They're like, all right, let's do it car tester, whatever, NASCAR. My buddy Sky King, they rented a Cybertruck. They're like, all right, let's do it.

It's like my fourth lesson. I only clipped one window. But I was doing good. On what would you hit? I wasn't told, Colin, that when you're going down these narrow streets, you're supposed to hug the median instead of imagining if there's two lanes. So some parked car had a window at a mirror Excuse me

I clicked it but it was fine and the window popped off the Cybertruck the mirror and we popped it back on oh So just bent backwards not even like a little just bright. Yeah, well they they give in yeah Yeah, yeah, that's what the way they're designed. Yeah, that's a crazy car to learn how to drive on Yeah, it was wide Yeah, big and also like heavy as fuck. But I felt safe that if I got in an accident, somebody else would have the consequences. That's true.

Which was, maybe it felt good. That's the fear that people have about people driving those things. You're essentially driving a giant steel box that's bulletproof. And you know that puts on a show? Oh yeah, it'll dance for you, right? There's a laser show and there's also a megaphone.

Really? Yeah, and also he's a laser show and there's also a megaphone. Really? Yeah. And also, he's a Simpsons fan because when Homer Simpson designed a car for his brother and ruined his brother's company, Homer said, there should be horns everywhere and they should all play like Cucaracha. And you can make the horn one of like 15 choices is like Cucaracha.

Oh my god. And I know that's a Simpsons joke. That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like, you know, if you say, you press the speak thing and say open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. No it doesn't, really?

Yes it does, I'll show you, mine's out here. Oh my God, that's hilarious. You say open butthole, and the port pops open. He's like 14. There's very few humans like him that are gonna be able to run a social media site like 14. There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and like complete Teflon open butthole. See?

Does someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah. Say it. Wow. Hilarious. I still never, I've been around him a couple of times, I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.

He's a good dude. Yeah. He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well. I think he really stuck his neck out with Twitter. I'm dead naming it. $44 billion is a big stick your neck out

because what's it worth now? I don't think the money is a stick your neck out. It's like he's a target now. And the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist. Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign

that you were environmentally conscious. You read the New Yorker. Yeah, you're a good person. Yeah. Yeah, you're driving good person. Yeah. Yeah, you're driving a Tesla. I still think, I don't think there's a stigma to it yet. Not yet.

They haven't completely. They're too good. They haven't completely marginalized him or tried to, or stigmatized him rather I should say. It just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him. Because there's so much support for him, you know, is just, most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out when Tai Ibi and Schellenberger

Released all those Twitter files and you you realize like there was like a real concerted effort to hide the truth from people and then People being gaslit to be like we knew all this are the whole time. No, no, we didn't So this is stuff about kovat with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned You know real expert actual experts and the government was telling them to suppress them Which also tells me they wouldn't be able to do it a second time You think so because he I think he's autistic enough that he dig in his heels, right? And that's not a knock against him That's a compliment. I

Wonder someone's gonna try to take him out. He's got great security and body doubles Does he have body doubles? Let's get that Chinese guy. He's he's gotta be like a robot He's got to have like like like a lex a hundred clones of himself. Have you seen the Chinese Elon? No There's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China It's just slightly off like if it was like you spliced him wait you're saying there's a Chinese person It looks like somebody else. It looks almost exactly like Elon Not like a regular Chinese guy, let's can you pull it off I Think it's real because I pulled the wrong video right?

He's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Oh, yeah, okay, I could see it I mean Yeah, I think that's like a deep fake too. It does look a little bit. That's not how Elon talks God, that's pretty close, but the motions aren't correct. Yeah but the thing he's doing with his lips. I think the eyes aren't moving right. That looks fake. And the clothes are way off.

1 million followers, holy crap. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say man because there's something about his face to me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. This looks like bullshit. Oh by the way. There's something about his face to me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this like it might This looks like bullshit. Oh, by the way, it's got good dimples moving here Besides the muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't that's pretty hard. The eyes are really creepy Those are you lost the weird eyes. It's so close

But he doesn't look Asian That's what's weird. That's you know face. That really does look like some AI shit. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face. Google is the Asian Elon Musk fake. That's Elon's face. That was Elon's face. Yeah. The one that I saw that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was like close. Like, oh, look at that guy. He looks right just like him. Oh, oh, has been suspended. Wow. Why is he suspended? TikTok huh interesting so it's real huh he's been done by internet wait I'm

sorry why are we not calling him the Chinese knockoff that's that's the line he's the Chinese knockoff Elon much cheaper shittier quality. He's been deleted on Weibo All but three posts are left. Yee Long Musk The account largely inactive as well local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines See, I'm wonder if they're running him through a filter though. There's gotta be come on That was crazy. He's a really good software engineer and he just said fuck it. I'll show you how good I am. Yeah, I mean it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell. Face swap isn't that hard to do. Not hard at all.

And AI generated videos and images. It's gonna be so hard. There's been ones of you. Oh, yeah. Oh, did you see the one Elon just played of? Did you see the one of... did you see the one of Kamala Harris yeah oh my god that's hilarious and you see what Gavin Newsom said to him no Gavin Newsom said that you should be posting this we're gonna make it illegal and I'm gonna sign a law and he said professor suck on these nuts so he didn't yes he did Elon said that to Gavin Newsom yes he did yeah pull that post up Jamie it It's so hilarious. He said Professor Sagan Deez nuts says it's legit and that parody is Legal I forget what his exact quote was I'm paraphrasing but parody is allowed by law, which it should be

Yeah, no shit. Yeah, but the fact that they're using AI to generate her saying a bunch of stuff. Wasn't that actually her voice though? Yeah. I thought they clipped it, wasn't AI. Oh, wasn't AI? I thought it was like sound bites that they stitched together. Perhaps. Because it's not, it's choppy. Right, but yeah, I don't know how they did it. They most certainly could do it with AI though, that would also make it seem choppy because it doesn't really run in the cadence of a normal human speech. But it seemed like the words were like,

they just added like not, the words were not anything fancy. Well, remember when they did that with Reagan? No. Yeah, they did that with Reagan, that was the first one they ever did, way, way, way back in the day. I think it was Iran, I forget which country did it, but they made some

fake audio recording of Reagan. And then upon analysis, and again, this is in the 80s, right? So the technology was very crude at the time. They just audio stitched it together and edited it. They found bits and pieces from each one of his speeches that they had compiled this one thing to. But that was the first time that ever had happened. Elon retweets altered Kamala Harris campaign. It says, manipulating voices in an ad like this should be illegal. I'll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is. And then he says, I checked with renowned world authority professors,

Sagan Deez Nuts, and he said parody is legal in America. Oh my god Hilarious we don't deserve him Hilarious what a wild dude Wow what a wild dude because he's not scared of those folks because he's the richest man in the world Would you be scared? It's not like it's not would you be scared of Gavin Newsom? No, but it's also like what Gavin Newsom represents right? He's a part of this machine right? You know you attack him like that But it's also like what Gavin Newsom represents. He's a part of this machine. Right. You attack him like that, they're going to attack you. Even if you don't attack him.

See if you can find that Reagan thing. Even if you don't attack him like that, they're going to attack you. The Reagan audio compilation. I forget what it was in reference to, but it was something, I mean Reagan was saying something outrageous that he would never say. Well, they have that for like, Ayn Rand,

they have a bunch of people saying whatever they want them to say. But this was back in the day And then they put it on television on the news Showing all the different pieces of different speeches of him wearing different suits of all the things that he had actually said and how they Pieced it together. This is like very early on indication that you got to be careful with technology. This was very rudimentary technology relatively speaking Couple more minutes they took a bunch of Ronald Reagan speeches, and they spliced them together to make and

an inaccurate a fake Make him say something you never really really said but I remember was on the news it was like a big deal I don't remember this at all yeah like I'm Reagan I don't remember it maybe it's one of those um Mandela effect yeah I I'm having something with that right now with what my friend Michael Wolfe he's a strength coach here in Austin he's got a great dog named chops and I remember very distinctly that chops looks like he's mostly great Dane he's got a great dog named Chops. And I remember very distinctly that Chops looks like

he's mostly Great Dane. He's got the coat color, he's big. And I remember distinctly Michael telling me, oh, we did the DNA test, he's actually not Great Dane at all. He's something, something else and has some Rhodesian ridgeback. And I'm hanging out with him and Chops and I go to him, I go, it's just so funny that there's no Great Dane in him.

He's still, and he goes, what are you talking about and I go you did the test he goes never did this and I don't know any other dog where this could be so I'm paying for him to do the Dane in the end out test to see if this is a Mandela effect thing because I remember very specific to that conversation that's bizarre yep you think the simulations real yes I know it's real because it keeps winking. You've had it wink to you all the time, I'm sure. It winks a lot.

I was with you at the green room, and I go, Joe, like all these things are happening. Does it ever get normal? He goes, no. You go, no, no, no. You're just going to have to go with it like this. Like I talked to Jordan Peterson about this. He goes, at a certain point, you wake up,

and you're like, oh, the president's yelling at me today. And he's like, you just have to accept this is what your reality is yeah when it happens to me I just hear that Queens of the Stone Age song go with the flow yeah it's like all right this is this so yeah Roseanne's texting me now okay I guess this is my life this is what we're dealing with yes of course we're in a simulation you don't think that this is a 3d projection of a 4d world mm-hmm who's running it I don't think that this is a 3D projection of a 4D world? Mm. Who's running it? I don't, the machine elves?

Right. That's more likely. Yes. Yeah. Tricksters. Yes. That's why it's so silly. That's why it's so fun for me.

Right. And for you, and any comedian. Right. A real comedian. Yeah, if you really embrace the chaos. Yeah, not if you're trusty. You don't double mask and tell people how to vote. Yes, and put on a song and dance for Pfizer. Yes, my God.

Good Lord. Good Lord. Stephen Colbert's priest must be- But he wasn't really a comedian. Colbert was never a stand-up. Yeah, but Strangers with Candy was one of the greatest shows of all time. It was one of the most transgressive shows of all time. And now-

I don't know what Strangers with Candy is. Oh my God. I never watched it. I only knew him from the Colbert report and from being on the Daily Show Strangers with Candy is one of the greatest shows of all time really I'll tell you what it's about it's about starring Amy Sedaris Davis Harris's sister it's about a woman named Jerry blank who returns to high school picking up her life where she left it off as a teenage runaway. And she became a user, a booser, and a loser.

So she's this 47-year-old ex-junkie prostitute. Oh, that lady's hilarious. Yeah. And Colbert was her teacher. 99. 99. Yeah. Wow.

Well, Colbert was amazing as that character. Yes. And then when you see him on his actual show, you're like, hey, is that really you? Who are you? He knows better. That's why he's not off the hook in my book. Mr. Noblet was the teacher, yeah.

Jerry, I know that we have our tough times and you think that I hate you, but I want you to know that I hate you. She's like, I hate you too, Mr. Noblet. We probably shouldn't hug. No, no, probably not. I want to check that show out. How many seasons did it go?

Winona Ryder was in the last episode. No, Ken. They got Winona Ryder on TV. It's so weird that I never heard of it before. The pilot episode. Maybe I didn't have forgot. The pilot episode, they try to get Jerry to spy on her locker mate

because they suspect her locker mate might be retarded and they're like well why do you want me to you know turn her in and he's like well you've got those braces and they tend to be attracted to you know shiny objects oh my god so that was the pilot episode wow three seasons it was only on TV for like a year and a half no no it's three years it wasn't a year it's what this says I'm looking at the but it was only on TV for like a year and a half. No, no, it was three years. It wasn't a year. That's what this says. I'm looking at the Wikipedia. It says like season three started in July 2000 and ended October 2000. When did season one start?

April 99, ended July 99. Wow, they were that quick? So they were like, yeah, those six-month seasons? There was one episode. I have a site. What was it on? Comedy Central. Oh, okay. That makes sense. In my living room framed, because I wrote to her. She's it on? Comedy Central. Oh, okay. I have in my living room framed because I wrote to her

she's hooking up with the football player and She's like don't worry about getting me pregnant. My ovaries are diseased So I have my ovaries to Michael my ovaries diseased Jerry blank signed by Amy. That's awesome It's a great so he was on this show and Like him and the other teacher giving each other blowjobs in the bathroom like that kind Of humor and now look at him. Yeah Remember when he was dancing with Chuck Schumer and he high-fives him there see that No, oh, yeah, they're all wearing masks and they're dancing around outside

And he's dancing Chuck Schumer and he dances over and high-fives Chuck Schumer I hope it's worth it for him however much money they give him Yes, I just see they're all dancing like No, no, no. Yeah. No, no Look at him. All these people are masks on outside that leaves double masking. He's not wearing a mask. Of course. He's a rebel He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild man. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something ridiculous Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something ridiculous The mass days even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real

Can't believe that was just a couple of years ago. What about you still see them in the airports? Yeah goofy people Well, I was assumed now that they have like some disease. It's a good thing to assume I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah. Yeah people from other countries would wear masks all the time There were a lot of masses are being polite. They're just being polite. They don't spit on you Yeah, these people over here just nuts. You gotta go to Japan, dude. I will go Michael Malice. You're the fucking man I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you. Thank you so much, sir. My pleasure brother. Let's hang out Yep. Okay Bye buddy!