The Joe Rogan Experience - #2202 - Tom Segura

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

Recorded on: September 11, 2024 Tom Segura is a stand-up comic, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts, "Your Mom's House," with his wife, comic Christina Pazsitsky, and "Two Bears, One Cave," and is the author of "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays." www.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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like, oh, this is horrible. Yeah. And in the arm, there's the million arm wrestling videos. I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling and the guy broke the girl's arm. I'm like, what the fuck, man? I was just like, how does that, because I don't want to do it ever again, really. Arm wrestling?

No, I think it's stupid, but for me to get involved in. But even when I'm just like, well, why is this happening? And there was two, these two competitors, like pro arm wrestlers, were like, well, you never want to get away from your body. So they're like, arms break once they're out here. So you always, they're like, keep your arm in tight.

Arms don't break when you're here. But once you get extension, they're like, that's when. It's the dumbest macho thing that we do. For sure. I did it with you once. I did it with you in Louisville. Do you remember? No. It was a horrifying experience.

It was after, we did a show in Louisville at the club. I think it was tied to a UFC, one of those. It was back in the day. And we went to a bar afterwards, we were shooting pool. Somebody said arm wrestling. I was like, and you're like, you want to do it? I was like, sure. Dude, I couldn't believe how strong you were. I mean, I know you're strong, but I was, and you're like, you wanna do it? I was like, sure. Dude, I couldn't believe how strong you were.

I mean, I know you're strong, but I was like, you're like, go, and I was like, I am going, dude. Like, I couldn't get any fucking movement. Well, you're a fucking dude that works for you. That was the most ridiculous. That was hilarious. Do you think he just does that because he just wants attention?

No, I think, I mean, there might be a little bit of that, but I really think, that's Eni. He has this thing, it's probably just, you know, it's part of his wiring, it's probably gotten him somewhere in life in some ways where he just goes- Just being delusional. Being delusional about, I can't lose. Like if somebody says I can beat you, like they can't beat me, and you're like, what are you talking about? And then when you were pulling up, I was like, why don't you fucking ask him? Like, cause I already knew what was going to happen. And then he also loves to gamble. I was like, yeah, I'll take that action. So, uh, yeah, that's any. And yeah, he, but he's not even a strong guy. That's why it was so confusing.

I was looking at him like, you want to arm wrestle? Like you're not even a strong guy. Like you don't like, there's probably a lot of things you could do better than me. But this one, this one you got. This is silly. But that's silly. It is funny how our capacity for delusion is just incredible. It can serve you well if you get lucky, right? Yeah, I think, there are two things I think. I think about one of my friends was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer, and he found out at stage four, right?

Like had to go to the hospital, like his wife was like, you're fucking sweating and you're, you know, heavy breathing. It was after one of my shows. And so they go and then the next day, they're like stage four lung cancer. And all the doctors were like,

say goodbye to your friend, you know? And his brother found the expert, like in this specific type of, because there's in oncology, there's really specialized types of cancer and treatment. And I remember talking to him and he was like, I'm gonna beat this thing. And I was looking at him and I was like,

you're so stupid. Like you're definitely gonna die. But the thing is I saw that he believed it. A thousand percent believed it. And as he got better, I was like, this guy's fucking delusion is serving him in this. Like, I think most people, like I remember when my uncle got mesothelioma, and he was like a high level urologist at the Mayo Clinic.

And I remember when I was talking to my dad about it, he was like, yeah, he's too smart. He can read the labs. He knows what he has. Like, he's too smart to go like, I'm gonna beat this thing. You know what I mean? Like, you're just so well-versed. But is it a delusional thing,

or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined I mean, he's certainly a determined guy and and successful in what he does But what's up big head Steve? But I really was like I Credited this guy's like I it felt like a level of delusion to believe you were right But if he's correct and he was correct It's not delusional correct correct. Yes, right?

You always kind of crazy it is kind of crazy The doctors are like you're dead and what if he just decides I'm dead and he starts freaking out or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide and so many people go down that path Yeah, right like but you're like they're whacking people left and right up in Canada. Yeah, give you depressed Yeah, you're not feeling good. Come on sign up fucking sign up for the program. We'll get rid of that. Just kill you in Europe They in in the Netherlands don't they do that somewhere? I don't know. I'm sure I'm sure it's other countries But it's a recent thing in Canada where they're just whacking people. I didn't know they were doing that Yeah, yeah, Google it Google it because this is something you'll actually find on Google

Yeah, Google it, Google it, because this is something you'll actually find on Google. It's like it's assisted suicide in Canada. The other delusion that I, because I just watched the Scott Peterson. Is that the Lacey Peterson? So is that one, is the new one where people are saying maybe he didn't kill her? No, it's essentially, it's fantastic. It's on Netflix. I think it's a three-part docu-series. And it begins with, you know, it's like this reminder.

It was 20 years ago. Right. You know, time just, you're like, oh shit. What was that story? How did that one go? So that one... Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world. Since suicide became legal in Canada, the number of deaths have grown each year. So this is August. So this is just last month.

So what does it say in terms of the numbers? They've most recent data shows 13,000 241 people in 2022. Wow, that's quite a jump, bro. So 2022 is 13,000. Who knows what 2023 and 2024 is? Oh man. They're whacking people up there. That's quite a jump. That's a jump, bro. So 2022 is 13,000. Who knows what 2023 and 2024 is? Oh man. They're whacking people up there.

That's pretty wild. You're feeling good? Come on in. Come in. Come in, will you get foot hurt? My leg hurts. I just said, get in here. Fuck life, fuck life.

That's a great tap out fucking option. It's great, I mean, what is this? Is this like, I mean, is it a kind of eugenics? Like, what is it? What is it? I mean, you could say it's being compassionate. And in some cases like Michael Lehr, you know, he went to Oregon. Yes. But Michael Lehr was, his body was failing so horribly, he couldn't talk anymore. That was ALS?

Yes. It was not the same thing that was ravaged that. What was the famous woman that it was a huge international case here? Do you remember? Terry Shivo? Was it Terry Shivo? I don't know if she had the same thing. But she had this horrible, debilitating disease. Yeah. And you're still alive. And at the end, it kept getting worse and worse, and it wasn't getting better, so he went to Oregon to do it. He actually went to Oregon once and then changed his mind and came back. And when you sign up for that in Canada, can you just go, that's just what I want?

It doesn't matter? I don't know. I don't know what the rules are. But I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talk to them off the ledge. Maybe they could have got better. Maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy.

That they wouldn't take that option. Yeah, maybe they'd be happy. I've met, I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life. Yeah, I know a few that have done it too. And it's always super sad. I mean, because I don't know anybody that's done it, with the exception of Michael,

I don't know anybody that's done it with the exception of Michael. I don't anybody that's that's done it in In the case of you know, like a medically assisted. No Michaels the only one that I know about that But you know, there's Brody. Yeah Brody was a hard one. It was my friend Tony who's a pool player up in San Francisco He jumped off the bridge. Yeah, which is a Crazy, there's a spot where everybody goes. Yeah, one of my college when I had jobs I worked when I had when I was in college. I worked the whole time I got you know part-time jobs and one of my co-workers did it was fucking terrible man Who like our boss went to his apartment found him there? Oh, it's terrible

Yeah, you know for some people they don't think it's ever gonna get better. I know. And if you don't have support around you, you don't have someone that can pick you up. And it's crazy how someone can pick you up. It's crazy how you can be just feeling like total complete shit. And someone who cares about you can come over your house,

take you out, have some laughs. And you're like, I think I feel better. Because we feel better around people. Some people are super isolated too. That's the dangerous one. And I think one of the things I realized as I got older is you don't realize how many people are lonely in this world.

Like you get older, I'm saying, because you encounter more people, and you talk to people who, like you realize older I'm saying because you you encounter more people mm-hmm and you You talk to people who like you realize you have this like full life that you you know You could take for granted like you have family your friends You have all these things going on and then you you meet people who they don't have any of that and they're alone And that's a lot of those there's a lot of people that are very lonely well There's also this internet culture too right so there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone. Yeah, so all their interaction is with people online And so that's a dark place to streaming all day and yeah chatting all day on Instagram and jerking off and it's madness

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's not that's not a path to fulfillment is Isolated online. No, it also you don't Sometimes I don't have it to that degree, but you're you're online for a while on something and then you go Into the real world and you're like, oh, yeah I'm like I was just living in this make-believe place for I didn't realize it's not real Right, right You live in this make-believe place and you're not having any of The normal human contact that we thrive on right all your contact is like this weird like

displaced Not connected. It's all weird mm-hmm, which is like if you go to someone's Twitter profile, and you see that they're online 12 hours a day just fucking barking at people profile and you see that they're online 12 hours a day just fucking barking at people like a dog. It's giving them some charge. It's like getting an annoying dog next door. And they're just baiting people all day. Speaking of baiting, did you watch the debate?

I forgot. Let me tell you, before I say anything, I just want to say Whoever's helping her whoever is coaching her whoever is the puppet master running the strings Yeah, you know fucking amazing job job. They did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out forcing Biden to drop out Right, whatever they're doing whoever's writing those speeches getting deliver them, coaching her. She's nailing it. She nailed that one speech. She's like, say it to my face. There was cheer. Yeah, she nailed it, dude.

And then last night, to me, when I was like, oh my God, this is Jiu-Jitsu, where she was like, if you go to his rallies, his crowds are boring, they're tired, they all leave her. My crowds are the best crowds. I have the number one crowd. He couldn't help himself. And she got him. She baited him on that. She walked him right into it.

100%. 100%. See, the difference in that debate was not a difference in, like, who's going to have better policies, who's going to be better for the country. The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared. She was way better prepared. And even when it came to answering tough questions,

instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes. And they sounded real good. And that's the sound bite. That's called being a savvy politician. It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like, they said Trump, that deal was the best deal.

They've never seen a deal like this before. They said, how did you put that deal together? People thought that was just brilliant. Yeah, I know. He was like, he's not working with a team that's like, I mean, I know he's doing like mock debates. I know he did one with, I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to like tell him,

like you've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows. He started out no repeating things Yeah, he started out strong. Yeah, cuz I you know out of the gate Everybody can't help but get in their own way who they are right and for him. It's like, okay Don't get fucking crazy. Like I'm sure you know, they Wild shit don't say people are eating cats. Eating cats and dogs. And you know, they're fucking coming in here eating all our pets.

And you know, you just watch them. You're like, you're watching this thing. You're like, what? This is fucking insane. And then for her, they're just basically like, don't laugh like a stripper. Like how you, every time you come to a podium, you're like, yeah.

Well, that's a panic. Fucking calm down. It's a move that comics will do where their material's not that good. They laugh at it. They laugh through it, exactly. But then you remember, this is somebody, take away your politics or whatever you believe.

This is a former prosecutor. It's a trainable person, right? If you're a prosecutor, you can get the information and regurgitate it. She's not dumb. By any stretch... See, people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressure's on her. But you don't understand what that kind of pressure's like. Like, the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the lot Let's think about the pressure. She's been under for the last four years being vice president Everybody hates her yeah, she a lot of gaffes a lot of dumb things so every time she's saying something in the back of her head

She's like don't fuck this up. Yeah, they're gonna come for you. They're gonna use this against you Don't don't say did you just fall out of a coconut tree? You don't say that one again. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like, so there's that kind of pressure. So it's very hard off the cuff. But when you give her time and prepare her, like last night. It's a good showing for her, for sure. Very, very good showing. And unfortunately for him, like the thing that he does that it's just like, he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff. He can go out there and have a crowd of people and just and he's funny man He does things about like he did an Elon impression the other day. It was hilarious. He's very he's killing people

He kills like a comedian don't like the guy still will have to acknowledge that he's funny. He's funny Yeah, he's funny like a comic. Yeah, you know, it's just like we don't necessarily want that as the guy with his finger on the button. That's all it is. Sure. That's the thing that freaks people out. But the policies that he had when he was in... The thing is everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator. Well, he wasn't a dictator.

He was the president. He actually was the president for four years. And the economy really did well. And he really did try to cut some of the bullshit down that's going on in this country. And who knows what would have happened if he had four more years. Maybe we would have been economically better off, even if you don't like that one person to be

like the figurehead of the country that you identify with because you live here. You don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and you know. Well, the thing is he's gonna, you know, we have like 55 days or something. And the thing that's really gonna happen now is you I think he realizes When that when she first was announced, I'm sure most people myself included were like this is he's just gonna destroy her

But I don't think she was even gonna have a chance But now you realize this is gonna be I believe a much closer race. It's close as fuck It's probably she's probably ahead now. That's the last like What is the late? I saw the Fox News poll. It's hilarious. Well, I just like it 90% Trump won. Yeah, they're eating cats I saw no killing killing newborn babies By the way, I think they are eating cats. Yeah, I think some people are eating cats Sure, I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from an island where they occasionally eat cats Yeah, and you throw them in a city where there's 50,000 people you throw 20,000 people in there and there's ducks at the pond I'm gonna go get a duck if I'm hungry. My fucking son took one out of there. So

He grabbed it by the neck So yeah, I would not Not believe a yeah, dude If I was starving if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around I grab a duck sure That's not their fault. Like how the fuck did they get here? If I was starving, if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around, I'd grab a duck. Sure. I don't think it's that crazy. That's not their fault. How the fuck did they get here? How'd you get 20,000 shipped to one town?

What is that? What's the real story behind that? Is that organized? The immigration issue is a legit real issue in this country. It's in our state predominantly, too. It's a lot of it here. Yeah. A lot of it in California, a lot of it in Arizona, but it's a real issue in this country. And it's in our state predominantly too, you know? It's a lot of it here, yeah. A lot of it in California, a lot of it in Arizona, but it's a real issue. And look, you and I are both the products of immigration. Immigration is

fucking awesome. But hey, maybe when they do stuff that's bad, you should put them in jail. Like, hey, maybe. Hey, maybe you should use the same laws on them. Hey, maybe we should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board. Yeah. Hey, maybe. I know. Hey, maybe it's a this they just turned. I mean, this current administration just was like, oh yeah, we should just recently. Do you think that recently I think it's they're also flying people in, which is crazy. But recently, I think it's because they want people that are on the fence. You know, the people that are on the fence because this is, the people that are on the fence. Because this is not-

This is all that plays to. Yeah. It's all that matters. But once they're in again, if they're in again, they'll probably do the same thing. Because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing states into blue. Because if you're gonna give these people money,

and debit cards and food stamps, and let them come in, and they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries? Yeah, I heard this. Yeah I don't know if that's true. I don't know that's true because that That's part of the problem with this whole people are eating cats. It's like you don't fucking know what's true anymore That's maybe just read things on the internet or you hear things on the radio Who fucking knows what's true? Which is why like because a lot of people were also, you know talking about the moderators Interjecting a bunch right? Yeah, like, because a lot of people were also, you know, talking about the moderators interjecting a bunch, right?

Yes. But like, part of that, I mean, feels like you kind of need some of that interjecting, because otherwise, things are just said, and you have zero idea. 100%. I mean, the big one to me, of like, you, this is why you need to have somebody interject at times, is when he said to her, like, you you went negotiated with Zelensky and Putin right and then Baba and then just moves on well if you're a regular person at home You know you work and you take care of your family. You don't know the ins and outs of

Diplomacy and what's happening internationally you hear that you just go. Oh, I didn't know that right So you kind of have to have somebody go wait a minute you didn't negotiate with Putin She's never met him, right Harris told ACLU in 2019. She supports cuts of to I see I see funding and Providing gender transition surgery to detain migrants. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, and also She's gonna do what politicians do which she's in the midst of this right now, yeah, which is, that's just September 9th. She's gonna do what politicians do, which she's in the midst of this right now. Yeah.

Which is just going, yeah, I've changed on that. She did it like five times last night alone. Like, didn't you say that? She's like, yeah, I changed. I'm now in this. Like that's what- Well, that's a good thing if people can change. This idea of flip-flopping when you learn more information, no, stick to your guns.

No, no. Stupid shit you first believed in. You can evolve and change. Say that forever. That's dumb. Yeah, you definitely could evolve and you could be wrong. And that's part of being a good leader, is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course.

That's all good. What is going on with the earrings? The earrings? Do you know about this, the earring controversy? No. Okay. So there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for it's like

an it's an earpiece like you can talk through it no yeah yeah so someone can talk to her I know someone can coach her Well, no Jamie they want one that looks like a fucking earring so you can just wear it duh Like if you have one that looks like an earpiece like oh like if Trump had one right through the bullet hole this this is Definitely gonna take off if they're already saying this yeah But here's the thing it does look exactly like the ones that they use for What they're called Nova earphones. Okay. So there's a video, I'll send you the video, Jamie, but there's a video of this thing in

action that's pretty fucking interesting. Because in the video, they're just, they're showing that these little earphones, like it's a commercial. And it's pretty cool. Hmm. Yeah. So, is the actual ear... See if you can find it.

If you have the real thing, do you wear it as an earring? Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, you wear it as an earring. God damn it, did I save it? I might have saved it on Twitter, not Instagram. But it's... Did you find it?

There's a video It's kind of cool. It's cool because I like all that spy espionage type shit. Yeah, sure interesting But uh, if she really did do that first of all, she didn't do that Bring those earrings allow them to be investigated, please Sure, just the ones that you wore just yeah We trust you. Take those. Because you can't really get a pair made that aren't those if you have those. So this is what it looks like. So there's a different commercial that I saw. It's pretty cool. So these are earrings, but they're actually earphones. So you listen to music, all kinds kinds of shit Or you can have people give you instructions and say hey make fun of the crowds make fun now now's the time right?

Make fun of smile smile. He's talking about eating cats Don't tackle so these are actual earphones, but those are really crazy. Yeah, I didn't I did not realize that and so That's exactly what the ones look like that. She was wearing Well, that'll be a new yeah thing to run with yeah fun times on time There's these next 55 days are gonna be yeah, they're gonna be bonkers man. I forgot I forgot how crazy it gets just the energy and chaos. Oh my god every time I go on Twitter I get fucking anxiety I just send it to you Jamie can see the comparison side by side of the two of them

Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be nutty, dude Yeah, and then we get into their members good. Oh my hair fine. I'm just scared that someone's gonna do something really stupid Yeah, some extremists on either side that really do believe you're gonna take away the trans kids or really do believe you're gonna destroy the country from the inside So that's what it looks like Okay, real fucking similar. Yeah Yeah, real fucking similar. I don't know, you know, I don't know if that's what she's wearing She might have just been wearing earrings but if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people and you could do that and most people aren't aware of

It you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it. Sure. Sneak it in, baby. Yeah, yeah. That'd be rad. It's fun. I'd respect it so much. I'd be like, that'd be awesome.

Whatever you, wherever you stand, politically left or right, you gotta respect what she did last night. She did a great showing. She did. She did a great job. She did. But it just, whoever's pulling the strings What a masterful job of propaganda

They've done taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president was the least popular vice president Nobody fucking knew anything about nothing bro. Everybody made fun of her even like Joe Scarborough was talking about her She's like a problem for the ticket sure and now you look and she's like neck and neck with him. Is she ahead of him today? The whole thing so nuts man, but Taylor Swift's on her side It's gonna come down in in these key states to just county by county It's gonna be like, you know where you're gonna hour to hour You're gonna see this county turn in and it's red and it goes up And then the blue county it's really gonna be in PA, Michigan, Wisconsin

North Carolina Nevada Arizona in balance. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be crazy. I still think it's so crazy that that you know, a Lot of the developed world has Saturday elections, you know? Yeah, should be. Yeah. It's where people are- Yeah, you don't have to work. Yeah, it's just fucking crazy. It's ridiculous. Most people have to work.

And also vote in person with a fucking ID. We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food. Right, and you don't have to show your ID. You have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane. We just got through that. Yeah. And now all of a sudden it's racist to say that to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane. We just got through that. And now all of a sudden it's racist to say that you want voter ID. No, I think it's insane that-

There's only one reason to do it that way. There's two things that are going on simultaneously. You're letting in literally millions of people, millions of people, and you're giving them all these services for sure. Okay, however much- there's all this talk about they gave them money and there was all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money and then they're putting them up in hotels in New York City and they're giving them free food. And then there's people that are poor that live in America. They're like, hey, why am I not getting that?

What's going on here? Well, because they already have your vote. They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party. So now, if you bring in millions and millions of people, and then the same people that wanna bring these people in, or that are allowing, their policies that are allowing these people to come in, are the same people that think voter ID is racist. Like, you're racist saying voter ID is racist, by the way.

Because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license. Yeah, everybody has a goddamn driver's license What are you saying? I know what are you saying? Like voter ID is racist. Yeah, our system is Crazy and so is so are like the the the county drawings that they do for for districts You know the gerrymandering, like they're like, oh, and you look at the graph and it's just to, to, like engulf a part of a district that doesn't make sense to include it in. All this is manipulation. Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county. Yes.

And the more people you import into your county, the more you can change the demographics. But these county lines make no sense half the time when you look at them, when you study up the way that they're attributed. You gotta fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation. I mean, they did everything a lot. Every time they've had a hurdle, they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries, they fucked him.

Then it comes to the whole thing with RFK, they fucked him, fuck you, fuck Tulsi, fuck you, everybody's out, they've done, I mean, and right in front of everybody's face, and yet all these people are like, yay, save democracy, like, are you not seeing what's going on, are you not seeing, like, if the same people with the same ideas played fair,

if the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing. We have a different thing. We have a different thing. And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans. We seem like we're far from that, though. We're so far from that.

We're so far from that that people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is. They're just committed to their side. And anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted or they'll gaslight you on it then they'll say it's not that big of a deal and then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening. Yeah of course you fully justify it. Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing. It's one of those things where I just I read it and I'm just I'm so happy that we live

in a time of the internet because the internet is so fun because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun. Yeah they are. So this dude's name is Nick Freitas and Green Beret combat veteran. But look at his look at the tweet that I sent you, Jamie. I can't believe this is a topic. The left. No one is eating people's pets, which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets, three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing, and four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy.

No, he's got it. He fucking nailed it. He nailed it. It's just like we live in such a mad, mad world. Yeah. And if you, it's like this is entertaining to read this, but also if you lose yourself in these like back and forth online, you lose your fucking mind. Oh, you lose your fucking mind. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of people losing their mind. It's just, I don't engage in it. I know you lose your fucking mind. Yeah, and there's a lot of people losing their mind. It's just, I don't engage in it. I know you don't either. It's a bad way to communicate with people.

It's a bad way. It's bad for your health. I really believe that. I think it's bad for your mental health. I 100% agree. I remember, I don't know if he still does this, and I've heard other people do this, but I remember when DeStefano told me

that he was like a year or so ago, he's like, it's with my like happiness. Yeah, and then he gave Somebody his login stuff. He's like I don't want it you have it. Yeah, I'll just send you things to post But I'm never gonna I don't I don't even have my own login. Ari did that for a while, too Yeah, right before the Kobe thing He kept that and immediately went bad. Oh my God. Yeah.

But it's not good for anybody. And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone. I'm addicted to watching YouTube. I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google. And a lot of it is nonsense, but a lot of it is super interesting science stuff. There's a lot, I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day and people send me super interesting stuff productive stuff.

I try to not you and me. I well you and me have a bad thing. We have a bad thing. You and me are text, which is what I was going to get to our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the Internet. It's so dark. People go, hey, because they hear about it and they go include me and I go me to ruin your fucking life But your whole algorithm to be just the darkest. Yeah, this is mine Tommy's thing But the darkest the darkest things we find and my algorithm is a

Confusing. Oh, yeah, it's a mess like It's confusing. It's dark semi erotic and and it's just the most peculiar There's also I just can't help with all the censorship that has become, you know, it's so prevalent. It's one of the big topics of the last five years. I still don't understand why I get to watch murders. All day long. I mean-

All day long. I get to see on my Instagram executions, a lot of Russian car accidents and manufacturing mishaps, like people getting electrocuted hit by trains, and then, and straight up just gun to the head, just like hit men I've seen on close circuit TV where you're like, this is cool, but like, I don't know,

a girl's tit isn't, and somebody leaving a comment that is like a... You misgendered someone? Yeah, like the language, that person's account gets fucking banned, but I can see this guy get his head fucking blown off, why? It doesn't add up at all. Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird,

because they had hardcore porn. There was always hardcore pornography, but if you misgendered someone you'd be banned for life. Yeah, that's so Doesn't add up at all. It's always been this to this thing in America like one of the big European versus American Differences is that you know, we always had this This you know holier than thou reaction to the naked body and just sex in general, right? Like there's a topless person or a lovemaking scene and people are like, either this is NC17 or, you know, but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth

and then fucking buy, and they're like, yeah, well that's on fucking TNT today. You know, okay. How is it getting through Instagram's filters? I don't... because I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok I'm like did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing I was like okay is this on TikTok too? I've seen crazy shit there as well I do know that the the the go around in on Instagram seems to be just in your caption. So if you notice, if you look at the caption.

A lot of time it's like 2024 Mercedes Benz AMG, that's an amazing off road vehicle. Because they figured out that the, whatever, the sensors and the algorithm doesn't watch the video. It's like your, if you were to write, and the algorithm doesn't watch the video. It's like your cat, if you were to write, here is a guy getting hit by a truck and his fucking head comes off in your caption,

that thing would get taken down. But if you're like, check out the new fucking 2024 MDX or whatever it's called, then they go. Where is the money? How are they making money off of this? That's good, I don't know know cuz whoever's putting always videos money Yeah, these are accounts from bots. So if you look at the accounts There's no real comments and real things that anybody's saying with that account and then this account might have thousands of these videos

Yeah, and and the war footage the drone footage Oh, just like I saw one yesterday where this drone, a kamikaze drone, was coming after these guys and they were shooting at it with AKs and they couldn't take it down. The thing was evading the bullets. And then finally it moved into the guy, threw his AK at it and it blew up. It saved his life.

Really? He threw his fucking rifle at the drone as it was coming to, cause they dive on you and blow up. I think being able to see those, I will say this, gives you like a very sobering perspective on modern day war. Because that's obviously, you know,

that wasn't a thing in Vietnam or World War II. You see it, but like the fact that you see these guys out in a field, whatever side they're on, I'm just talking about the reality of these human beings, and then this fucking drone with a camera is chasing them down. And it can just blow, it just kind of.

Well, this is the first time that's ever happened in a war. It's fucking so disturbing. The first time we've ever had drones that chase people. Yeah, I'd never, I mean, I'd never I mean I'd seen Obviously heard of and knew about drones that are like basically satellites, you know that like that fly Right. I know they're like planes and and they lock in on a on a location and fire a missile Right these little tiny ones that just yeah chase people and blow up. I mean, they're suicide bombers. Yeah Yeah, it's it's really it's super disturbed Guys are going into the trenches with GoPros on

Like I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in like they're in a trench And he's like got a GoPro on Crazy and he guns these guys down when they're in the trench and one guy's like struggling for the rifle And then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off and you're like yo Yeah It's all like five feet away three feet away Fuck and you see that and then they're like do you want to make a prosciutto mozzarella sandwich? Like that's my feet and you're like yeah, I think so yeah if you saw my feed if I was like

Being arrested for being a serial killer and they had to look at his social media, like look at his algorithm. Oh yeah. Look at his algorithm. Oh, I mean, Christina just all day, she's just like, you're such a sick person. She's like, look what you want. Look what you fill your head with. I don't show my wife.

I also go to, well, I go to bed and I always put on biographies. Like it's either war, a serial killer, or it's a scripted show about a murder. It's the only thing that like it engages that I find enticing and exciting to watch are like either real stories about horrible things or I like suspense, you know? I like that genre so I just am always watching it. Well, it's always interesting just psychologically to see like what the fuck were were the you know, like you're watching something on richer room mirrors or something Yeah, like what was this guy like? Oh, yeah, I just cannot watch those things at night If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them

Yeah, but at night before I go to bed, it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts well, that's a Apparently that's a healthier reaction than mine I watch it and I'm like, night night. And I just fucking go to bed. I don't, I can't watch things about war at night. War freaks me out the most. Because I'm always like, okay, before Pearl Harbor

or before 9-11, like no one knew that was gonna happen. Like how do we not know, how do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happen. That's and that gets me at night. Yeah, I understand that I mean and also the way that now because I've watched Doc's on those very things Yeah, recently like the the lat the latest one The the latest Nazi one because at some point I'm also like, are they ever just gonna be like, I think we've covered it with Hitler? Never.

Never, and never. And then I watched the latest one that there was a Netflix release and it was absolutely phenomenal. Like the best docu-series I've ever seen done. On the Nazis? Yeah. What's it called?

It's like a six or eight part series. I don't remember what it's called. It came out a couple months ago. It's so a six or eight part series. I don't remember what it's called. It came out a couple months ago. It's so fucking good. You don't realize that they could go deeper and really highlight things that you didn't know about. It's just so educational. But Hitler and the Nazis, evil on trial. It is fucking so goddamn good. I cannot tell you how good this is. So is this colorized footage?

There's color footage. They go between real footage, like real historical footage, narration, and it's just. Do they have dramatizations as well? Yes, and it's so high level. It's so well done. It just paints a picture in a way that I don't think has really been done before. It's just well done. It just paints a picture in a way that I don't think

has really been done before. It's just incredibly fascinating. But yeah, I mean, I get that at night too, because you kind of go like, especially, you know, I mean, it was highlighted, I think, even in the debate. And so it is a very valid point, which is that, you know, you just don't know what's gonna happen in any war, But when you have Russia

involved in this war, you do have a country with thousands of nukes. You just don't know how he's deciding to play this. You don't know. Nobody knows. And he's a KGB guy who's a dictator. Yeah, yeah. Like the whole thing is mad. It's crazy. And you just can do, you know, yeah, one little thing that for him, that's the line. Yeah, you just don't know what that is. Yeah, you don't know what that is. And you don't know why, why it's happening. You know, you hear about NATO moving their arms closer to Russia. And you and you know, that there was a coup that was

probably facilitated by the United States in 2014 and just like fuck man like all this Monkeying with shit overseas Scares the fuck out of me man. Of course. Yeah every day there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world and you're like that's another one that the the turning point doc about like the history of the Cold War and when you when you realize how like the history of the Cold War. And when you when you realize how the nuke programs evolved and what was really going and like how in the 60s, when we were you know, Bay of Pigs and all that was happening, we thought that because they postured like we can fucking take you guys down too. And they we ended up discovering later that they were like, we're gonna fucking take you guys down too. And we ended up discovering later

that they had like seven bombs, and we had like 10,000 at the time. Oh God. But then. Seven's enough though. It's enough, but it's also like, you know, you could also target these areas. It's a more, you can deal with it,

but of course they never showed that hand, but then you see how into the into the 80s how their program just far exceeded our at one point they had like triple what we had in also these are an amount of bombs that it doesn't even really matter if you have 33,000 nukes it's like you know what the fuck you're gonna do the world over yeah it's over anyway but how we both operated on a sense that like oh yeah if either one of us crosses the line it's just over for both of us yeah how we both operated on a sense that like, oh yeah, if either one of us crosses the line,

it's just over for both of us. Yeah, mutually assured self-destruction. Yes. And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union.

Sure. Because if you have a communist country, it's way harder to get money. Yeah. It's fucking, you're not making anything, it's way harder to get money. You're not making anything, you're not selling anything. You're not ever, there's a lot of capital being thrown around. And things got really bad there economically. Like massive poverty and starvation. Yeah, and while you're having massive military spending,

it's kind of unsustainable. But then they've since recovered. And then them like China, like what's interesting what China has done is China has developed this sort of, they have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it. Like you get people motivated to make a lot of money, get industries get huge, but everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, oh, we nailed it. Yeah.

This is it. It's a good program. It's a good program. Yeah. It's not good for the people. Yeah. It's not good for us. It's good for running the show. It's great for running the show. And that's, you know, that's, this is what's scary about what's going on in this country is there's some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do. They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over

money. China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is, that's very scary. Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off or to, like you saw what happened in Canada with the truckers. So these people just donated money to this trucker protest. That's all they did donate money and Canada shut their bank accounts down, which is that scary stuff. It's very scary That's banana Republic shit and that's you could walk to Canada I'm not that far to the you know when the when we had the

What was it called? What's the company that they had the malfunction and then airlines just stopped for a fucking day? Yeah My friends was bringing up how you know all these car manufacturers have are starting our pledging You know will be fully electric by 2035 or whatever and I'm like man for me I've just always been like yeah that that would suck just because I like cars yeah, our gas-powered and You know, I guess I'm a dinosaur in that way. No, they're cool. They're cool.

But what my friend was like, he brought up that malfunction. He was like, I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric, that the government could also just go like, doop, like cars don't work today. Well there's cars today that have OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off. Yeah. So if you're running a high speed chase with the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar on it,

they just hit a button. Is that true? Make sure that's true. That might be theoretical. I think it's true though. I think they could just shut your car off. That's pretty scary. So like if somebody, but they market to you like because someone steals your Corvette Tom

Yes, call up and we'll have that car shut off sure and that person on the highway and it just pulls over for them Yeah, yeah scary. Yeah. Well, you know the story about Michael Hastings, right? Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone Okay, one vehicle can please use on start a disabled car if the vehicles parked and turned off the on star advisor can use was the reporter for Rolling Stone? This is what they list for stolen vehicles. Can police use OnStar to disable a car? If the vehicle is parked and turned off, the OnStar advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted, allowing the police to recover the vehicle.

So they can only do it once it's off? That's what that says. Can they... Okay, can police use OnStar to disable a car? Click that. Search for it, below. Below that? That part, click that. See if that gives you a different answer.

The vehicle's parked and turned off, same thing. So can it shut off your car while you're driving? Hold on, can you go back? Yeah. Disable engine and end high speed chases, so it can. Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in the port,

resulting in the arrest of Misha Wackaman. And look what it says there. It was reaching 80 miles an hour before the OnStar technology slowed it to 20. So it's just basically shut it down. So OnStar controlled this guy's car and they're looking at it like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy's a crazy person, reckless driving, other counts, resisting law enforcement, running from the cops, but it's kind of crazy that they could just press a button.

So maybe it's something that you didn't really do Maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then People don't want you to you're gonna crash the stock market and you know, you're on the run Yeah, and they know he's on though. He's got the papers on him find that fuck and they just Yeah, slow your Cadillac down. Yep Spooky that's kind of spooky man. It's spooky because we know that people abuse power. It's not spooky, like if we had the, our elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, maybe then you can make a justification. Yeah, but that's not our case. That's not humans. That's not humans. All that stuff's crazy. It's just you're giving too much power to people. And then you could figure out a way to justify it and say,

yeah, what about those people that are running from the cops? You're right. You're right. You're right. But what about someone who's corrupt, who's got a hold of that technology, and they're tracking their ex-wife because she's gonna testify against them and they have her whacked Yeah, that shit happens too for sure it does for fucking sure

Yeah And then if there's no record of it if you just got some sort of computer and you can just fucking slow down someone's car And then the hitman catches up to him guns are down or whatever Yeah, I could it's a it's a I mean all technology can be abused. 100%. Yeah well we're seeing that with our with with Google searches. Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches. Yeah. But you 100% can. I had Robert Epstein on the other day and he was explaining how it's done and what they do and they're capturing all these ephemeral. So like every time Google shows you stories,

or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows you. And every time you Google something about Trump, it's gonna show you all the negative. You Google about Kamala Harris, it's gonna show you all the positive. And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage.

It's insane. And also the listening thing, you know? No. It's like, well I ran into a significant percentage. It's really, it's insane. And also the listening thing, you know? No. It's like, I ran into a meta engineer when I was on the road at a hotel. He was like, oh, I'm a fan, and we just started talking. And I was like, hey man, because we had just talked with,

I was with my tour crew about, this is so fucking, you know, just the thing you keep going, this is so weird, that we were having this conversation and yes right here like it's a it's in my algorithm now and then Also, I'm getting emails about this very strange so strange and then we did like an experiment I was like, alright, let's just keep talking about Lamborghini's like I like just just keep talking about them and we just kept talking about them

in this conversation with our phones out. And then, I don't know, two hours later, we were all sharing, like, look at my thing. It's just, like, my algorithm now has at Lamborghinis. And I got an email about a Lamborghini. I guess it's so, and he goes, he goes, well, you know we listen, right? And I go, well, yeah, I mean, I figure, like, I know that we listen right and I go well, yeah

I mean I figure like I know that we've all kind of talked about it But like it's weird to have you confirm it, you know Do you say they listen when the app is open? He didn't we didn't it didn't go that far He was just like, well, you know, we listen to you Have you ever done an experiment where all your all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google Picks that up? Because that would be interesting. We should do that right now.

Okay, what should we talk about? What would be a good thing? Let's see. Let me make sure that everything, all my shit is closed. I'm gonna close everything. Close. What would be a good thing to talk about

that would find out? Let's go, something that we don't ever look up. Yeah, something that's not on our radar. High school baseball. High school baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in. Right. And yeah. So you don't talk about high school baseball. I never talk about high school baseball. High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you teamwork. It does. And it teaches you how to perform together with friends, you develop camaraderie, you learn how to compete. And high school baseball really is,

that is the minor leagues of the minor leagues. Because if you thrive in high school baseball and you're legit a good high school baseball player, then you go to college. Then you go into the minors and you could even play in the majors. Next thing you know you're in the fucking Dodgers. And you're ballin'. And you can go in the minors and you could even. Next thing you know, you're in the fucking Dodgers. It's pretty crazy. And you're ballin'. And you're driving a Lamborghini. And you're driving a yellow Lamborghini.

Okay, now let's see. How much time do you think it takes before? I think it takes a little more. High school baseball. I think you should. I just wanna bring up high school baseball. High school baseball. High school baseball.

I think. High school baseball results. And also it's like when you think about high school baseball, you realize that You know pitching at that level You're not you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour because there's some high school kids They can pitch like 80 85 when you start getting high school kids pitching above 90 You're talking about an elite level put a kid with a big old fella long ass arms got that he's torque. Yeah

Whip those dudes can whip that ball. So what is the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball? That's a great question I mean, it's let's guess definitely. Okay, that's a good guess and I definitely don't know I know the real baseball fans are gonna be like fucking idiot, but I'm gonna guess One Twelve is that crazy? I was gonna say 118. Okay. That's just a wild guess though. Is this gonna be the... What do you think it is Jamie? Do you know what it is? Is this gonna be the highest in a game or just the highest? Highest ever. Like the fastest. There must be like who's the fastest. Cuz I bet the guy who's the best ever or fastest ever isn't the best. Right. You know, not the most accurate.

Like it's just like in tennis. Yeah. The craziest speed ever on a serve is not from right Federer. Right, right, right, right, right. Like a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter. Exactly. So what is let's take guess. I mean, you got a good point.

So I was trying to really erase like in Major league baseball from the search if I could what's the fastest pitch ever thrown Fastest in major league baseball. It's one oh five point eight. What about in like the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown There's got to be competitions right like they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball thousand percent Yeah, you could throw a fastball You would just be in the major leagues. That's true. That's they would pay you They would just figure out a way to get you over the plate Yeah, you only have to do it like ten times and you can make a lot of money

So 105 is over 5.8. Yeah There's a bunch of one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105 and a few people have joined him in the 105 But no one's cracked 106 that must be so fast coming at you. It's terrifying. You ever look at the, like a- From a umpire's perspective? No, but I'm saying, I mean, that's, but if you look at tennis, the high level serve speeds,

What are their speeds? We're talking like into the 130s. Really? Yeah, like there's probably a guy who's probably done 140. All right, I'm opening up Google to see if we get any high school baseball. Come on Google, don't you disappoint me. 163 for fastest serve.

What? Jesus Christ. What? Fastest serve? 163? Fuck. Yeah, and John Eisner is 157. Yeah, Eisner is 610.

Bro, that's bananas. He's 610. So far, it's just Wolves and MMA. Let me see. I think you've got to give that about 30 minutes to an hour and then say it again. What do I have? I got chiropractors, Italian women's feet, some people. I got the debate.

I got upcoming fights. I got some- Canelo Alvarez. Connor. Sugar Sean O'Malley and Marab, Duwabish Willie. Watches. Watches. Cybertruck. Baseball. Connor sugar Sean O'Malley and marabbed Wabish Willie watches watches Cybertruck baseball

But you know be interesting though is you check back in an hour, right? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna keep checking back for high school baseball And if if high school baseball one house, I'm cheating because I got Google open. I'm gonna shut it now We'll see See if they get me. Okay, I should have be I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball Prox good idea like Lamborghini is a product. They're gonna try to sell you the product. That would be a better move There you go. I should have had a product What would be the product but it has to I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search.

That's why I said high school baseball. Right. Like, what's a product that I wouldn't search? Have you searched humidor's? No. Humidor's. That's a good one. Cigar humidor?

Cigar humidor. Yeah. Cigar humidor's. What are the best ones? Yeah. Cigar humidor's. What's the difference? many different so many sizes and there's some that are too crazy and that's just overkill and there's some what's the best wood for a cigar humidor to my one of my neighbors

built a room he's not trying to get away from his wife he built it like a store and it's high he's trying to hide from his wife. He's hiding. I love it. I don't want to do this anymore I mean they just it's women repellent. Yeah Yeah, no one was ever like mmm, yeah, they hate it they think it stinks so funny They hate it when it's outside like oh that guy across the streets guns a guy. You know I did yesterday I um, I had a gummy, a mushroom gummy. It was so good. Just a light one? Yeah.

Yeah, it was something light. It was nice. Shouldn't that be legal Tommy Buns? Is it not? I mean it kind of is, depends on the mushroom. I take a lot of functional mushrooms, over the last six months or something. So I've been taking reiki and cordyceps and- I gotta get you one of these though, they're really good, smooth, very nice.

I'm also like a bit naive as I haven't partaken that much before. So I did mine like before bed Oh, and then I put like an eye mask on and I was like, ah Just looking. Oh, yeah I've seen all kinds of shit and then it's 2 30 in the morning and I'm like I gotta take something else so I can Go to bed. Well when I get riled up late at night, I Always feel like an idiot because I was like I've just ruined my sleep Yeah, I didn't late at night I've got too many crazy ideas and starts freaking me out. It just ruins your sleep

And the next thing you know, it's four o'clock in the morning your own bed. It's fucked it fucked me up I know it was just my own ignorance And then if you have a podcast next day, you got baggy eyes You look like shit and your brain is not working so great. Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements. Mm-hmm for performance mental performance when you are missing sleep is creatine. Really? Like the workout supplement? Yeah, creatine, the workout supplement,

it's really good for workouts, but it's also really good for cognitive function. Didn't know that. Yeah. Well, if you think about it, what creatine does, like, Google what exactly creatine does so I don't fuck this up, but what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water. There's more water in the muscle, so it increases muscle volume and it helps, okay, here, what

is this? Creatine is a compound. What? Body naturally makes, get it from protein-rich foods, it supplies energy to your muscles and may also promote brain health. Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance and help, what happened? What'd you just do?

Yeah, but you changed it. I was reading it. Okay. Increase strength, improve performance and help keep their minds sharp. I've never heard this. But the study, the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep-deprived It says an increased energy supply to neurons in the brain which may help with mood and thinking So it does something with water

That makes you you gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water. So you have a bad night of sleep gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water. So you have a bad night of sleep, a scoop of freezing. The next day. Yeah, but I take it every day anyway. I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months. Really? Yeah, it makes a difference. It really does.

It makes a difference in your workouts. But what I think, I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance. You know, obviously like doing a podcast, you need that. Increased water, here it is creatine is an osmonically active substance thus any increase in the body's CR content creating content should result in increased water retention and Consequent gains in body mass. Well, I knew about the water retention and that it was a Verified to have like it's one of the supplements that you can count on for gains. But I'd never heard about the brain aspect of it ever.

Yeah, that's more recent. They've been talking about that. You know, it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s, or been popular since the 90s. Jamie, what does it say about, because there was some sort of a study about creatine supplementation to enhance performance with sleep deprivation, because there was this study that was showing that, you know, your cognitive performance

when you just have like four or five hours sleep drops off a cliff. You know, I notice it in a big way. I'm just like it's 70% of like my normal. Single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation. This is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level, improve processing speed, increase intercellular energy consumption, and increase high extracellular creatine availability. Isn't that awesome? That is so fucking cool. Yeah. I really had no clue about this. Yeah. consumption and increase high extra cellular creatine availability. Isn't that awesome? That is so fucking cool. I really had no clue about this. Yeah.

I had a really poor night's sleep like a month or so ago and I was going into my writer's room on my show. And that's the, like to me, like when you go, what's the worst things about it when you have no, when you have bad sleep or a physically like your workouts suck. Like it's, it's really rough when you have bad sleep. Or A, physically, like your workouts suck. Like it's really rough when you have poor sleep. But mentally, I hate doing a show on poor sleep. And to go into a writer's room where you're supposed to be, you know, fast creative. And yeah, we're talking about all the stories.

And I took a stimulant Shit it was like I slept fucking 12 hours. I couldn't believe it. Why don't you take five ants? Yeah. Oh nice Like it. Oh my god. I was like, can I get some more? Like I'm supposed to give you this It was amazing. I think you have a DD or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is. Confirmed. I think so. But I couldn't. I think we both need Vyvanse, whatever it is. It's fucking awesome. Isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump? No, JD Vance. Yeah, JD Vance, the creator of Vyvanse. I couldn't believe though how the, I mean, I was was really dragging I was like on one of those I slept three to half four and I was like BAM I mean firing on all cylinders like it was like I had a

Great night's sleep really I could not what's the come down like not that bad real now it was apparently That's one of the don't tell me on this Don't do it the big differences between is that the crash from I never did Adderall I've never had it like people talk about the post Adderall crash But the Vyvanse I was like, yeah, I feel they got a held. Yeah these motherfuckers They fucking nailed it these motherfuckers and yeah you know, there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day On amphetamines. That's where it is. Yeah

Yeah, it's pretty incredible I Can't believe I'm bringing it up again, but that book over there blitzed is a Norman Oehler book about the Nazis during the blitzkrieg campaign They were all on meth all of them Yeah, and then you know a lot of people don't I talk about it on stage, but the people don't know that Hitler was on a lot of cocaine too. Oh Hitler was on a lot of oxycodone, too Yeah but the coke part was always like To me the the thing that I was like wait what and it was his doctor that was getting it to him

That's what that book's all about. It's really fascinating how that whole, the whole army was all methed out. Oh yeah, and they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines. Like the tank guys, they got the most meth. Yeah. Just fucking meth them up.

Well there's that. Makes sense. People on meth, what is it? People on meth, what is it? People on meth love confrontation. You know, like they are. Aggressive. Yeah, they seek out confrontation. So, I remember I talked to Dr. Drew one time, he goes, people on cocaine run from the cops,

and people on meth run towards the cops. Really? Yeah, so he's like, you get people like, a really serious coke problem, they see a uniform and they bolt. Whoa. And then people on meth, like when dealing with real meth people,

they see cops and they're like, what's up, bitch? And they're like, they want confrontation with uniforms. Like they just seek it out. That's fucking what they do. Did you see that football player get pulled over? Yeah, man, that was fucking wild. Tyreek Hill? Yeah. Yeah, on the way to the Dolphins game.

It's interesting. He just didn't want to roll his window down. I know. And I understand, like, there's like a lot of people weighing in on, you know, the nuances of this whole thing. Right. nuances of this whole thing because it's layered. But it's like, I mean, look, I'll never have Tyree Hill's experience, you know, like being a black guy in America and in a McLaren. And I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cops. My whole thing with cops, if I get pulled over, I always try to be like, 10 and 2.

Yes, sir. two, yes sir. Now he, like, people are right. It's not against the law to not be like that. You're allowed to fucking, to be like, whatever. Hurry up and fucking figure this out. You can do that. But I just feel like it's not deescalating things, but then those cops were fucking hot.

You could tell, the one in particular felt like to me watching it, that he was, maybe humiliated by either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is feeling entitled, that he wanted to show the other cops yeah that like I don't take any shit which I feel like it's a human emotion but then but you can't have that human emotion as a cop you can't you can't act on it for sure you can't just fucking throw somebody yeah to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal like like he's like he was a violent offender right it was really fucking nuts is nuts the whole thing's nuts it's not it's nuts but

it's also it's like it's nuts both ways right it's like roll the window down just roll the window down is say yes sir I don't know what give your driver's license you're speeding you're going 103 miles an hour what are they're alleged I don't know what what his issue was he just didn't feel like it fun car that's a fun car 765 I don't know what it is. I don't know anything about McLaren's, but it's a fucking dope I know I remember when you were reviewing one when you had that car thing you were doing for a while, dude They were giving me I've driven a lot of the lineup. I've driven the 600 LT. How come you ever got one? I don't know. I should get one. I

Just drove the new 750s. It's fucking phenomenal But they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power I remember when they sent I specifically I've driven like I said a lot of the lineup when I grow the 765 LT I remember talking to at the time he was with McLaren and F1, Daniel Ricciardo, and I was like, dude, I just drove this fucking thing. And I've never, I've been driven a lot of cars. I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car. You know, I was just, I was driving down the 110, and we were doing like 70, and it was just open road,

and I had somebody in the passenger seat, and he was like, punch it. And I mean, in the blink of an eye, we're just, we're going 130, and it's just like, it's so fast and so responsive, you know, the slightest input, and I was like, this is, this is a, it was a scary feeling where I go, I wanna hand this in,

like I wanna turn this in right now, and I also wanna order one, you know? Like the both things were like, I know this is bad for me, but can I get some more Vyvanse? Because this is fucking pretty cool. That's what it felt like. It was terrifying and seductive, but the conversation that I had with him,

I was like, it's crazy that you can just buy this and there's no skill requirement associated. And he and other automotive journalists were like, oh yeah, you should definitely have to prove something to drive something like this. Look at that thing. Or think about the Corvette ZR1. So that has an even lower bar to entry

All right, that's like 200 grand, right? What's a ZR1 the new one? I don't know. I don't know the price on that But that thing's insanity. That's like 1100 horsepower, right? Really crazy. Yeah insane rear-wheel drive car I don't know and all the manufacturers keep getting crazier crazier and crazier and crazier and crazier. And then you get to the electric stuff. Yeah. It's also like, it's a missile, you know? 1,064. So it's almost 1,100 horsepower. Fucking bananas.

That's so much power for a car. It used to be of a car at 400 horsepower. Like I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in like 2003 and it was 420 horsepower like this is crazy. Yeah that's a bonkers number. It was crazy back then. What does this go for? Yeah just Google MSRP for a ZR1. You really can't get one you have to have an allocation right? There's probably... Is that one? One for sale? That's the three-o.

129. That's the no-six. Oh, it's no-six? Oh, that's a Z06. Yeah, Z06 is pretty fucking incredible too. So that's 129. Oh, there you go. The ZR1's probably... You're right. Yeah, 200 grand. $200,000 Corvette, while others believe that it will start for much

less than that. Oh, so they haven't really got the price out there yet Wow, yeah that seven six five is like 400 it's 400 grand so crazy. Well, then you got that Hennessy that venom thing. That's three million bucks Yeah, so you get like like cognac eggs Pagani's Yeah, have you seen that bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical, like a beautiful watch? And the steering wheel turns around the gauge cluster.

So the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel. And your steering wheel turns around it and it never moves. No. It's fucking magnificent. What is this in? A Bugatti. Oh, wow. I'm not even a Bugatti guy. Yes Bugatti to me is like

That's Bugatti, you know, but look at that fucking thing. Yeah. No, they're sexy See if you can find the the gauge cluster because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity Scroll up towards so they get to the interior. I know they have to shit. There it is. They're gonna show it So that's the gauge cluster. so the steering wheel spins around that stuff Wow, so the all that stuff sits behind the wheel and it's all mechanical clocks like look at it Yes, it's digital and mechanical at the same time over it here. Yeah I mean it is just a piece of art and this is definitely like three and a half million dollars Oh crazy money if you could get one right?

It's probably five million, but you probably can't even get three point eight Million pounds or is that is that pounds or euros? What is that little thing squiggly thing? That's pounds pounds So what is three eight three point eight million pounds? I mean, it's over four dollars It's an incredible car, but I mean you're you basically have a house you're driving around a fucking house too crazy Look at that little touchscreen pops up look at that screen we Look out spins around says Bugatti. Yeah, baby. Why you laughing? It's a big old Italian dick Look at my dick. It's a total look at my dick. It's a big old Italian dick. Hey, Joey, look at my dick.

It's incredible. That's incredible, yeah. The technology is just, I mean, it always, it's like, what's gonna, what will be around in 20 years? Because I gotta say, when Bugatti, Pagani, and Kona, when they do these things, I always say, think like this is outrageous, but I'm also like, it's so cool that you have a spaceship. That's basically getting into- The ground ship.

Yeah. Do you know Sam Altman? He's always the head of OpenAI. Yeah. He's always kind of said, I'm not doing this for money. I don't make any money. And they just busted him in a $4 million KonaSeg. They did?

Yes. Oh, that's awesome. See if you can find that car, the video of him in that car. Oh, I don't need money. But me me money. I'm not even interested in money. He's driving around a four million dollar code is a Look at it. Oh my go back to the beginning so you see him get in it doesn't show him get in it No, that's it Elon was mocking him look at that got a four million dollar car. There he is. Hi busted bro. Hey, bro I think you like money

Look you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich Yeah, and you also want everyone to know how fucking rich you want everyone to know how rich and you're rich right now Enough. I don't have a four million dollar car. I wouldn't drive that I'd be freaked out I can't drive. I can't park it anywhere. What am I gonna do? That's crazy. It's insane. So that means he's got way more money than me So I go, how much money you get how much money you make it? What are you doing? What are you doing that you're driving a four million dollar car that are so and you telling everybody you're not trying to make money If you're not interested in money you get a Mercedes you get a nice s-class people get mad at you you really want people to not get mad at you get a Lexus

get an LS 500 cruise around in style no one's gonna get mad at you people yeah they're fine with that you have a four million dollar car hyper car and you you're involved in artificial intelligence and it's supposed to be open AI and then also became private company There's like a lot of weirdness with like what happened with the money. Do you know? Yeah the amount? Oh, it's an all-man car collection He's got a McLaren F1 To McLaren's he's got the F. He's got some chatter Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already right like so how did he come into open AI? He says he's worth over two billion dollars. Well, there you go. So he's got a four million dollar car Already had a bunch of money already right like so how did he come into open AI?

Well there you go, so he's got a four million dollar car he's got he's got two billion dollars. Yeah him and his husband Chazam Yeah, that checks out. It's not cheddar and also disposable income. He's ain't making no kids. Yeah. Let's go Let's go. Let's go four million dollar car Let's go. Let's go for a million dollar car Well, what did Elon say about it because it was something about Elon mocking him It's like because you know Elon was a part of open AI in the beginning Mm-hmm, then he was like hey, this isn't so open like right. What's going on here? He brought up the threat that yes Elon mocks OpenAI. What is he saying?

How's he mocking him? Oh, what does it say? OpenAI drive one of those expensive cars. How did OpenAI become a for-profit business when it was a non-profit? Elon says great question. But also, if this guy was already a billionaire. So was he a billionaire before OpenAI?

This was probably separate from, I remember when that happened on Twitter. I don't, I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car. Oh, are they? Yeah. Oh, those dirty bitches. He was around the same time. What's the, um... You sure that wasn't quoting the actual video?

It could have been, but I don't think so. It might be. It might be. What's the, what's the origin of his money? That's a good question. What's the origin of his money that's a good question what's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth where do you make all the cheddar he's got a four million dollar car billions for me not cost also like it's just like the Bugatti just a quick search says various investments

through his venture capital firm, including Airbnb, Stripe. So he's ballin'. Oh, Airbnb was a big one for him. So he's ballin'. He was already ballin'. So don't be hatin', kids. It's fine.

The guy's makin' it. He's out there rockin' in the free world. Fuckin' rad. Yeah. The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun, but you know what my most fun car to drive is actually the most engaging car is my little Air-cooled 964 that Porsche RX America RS America. It's not the fastest Yep, not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination. It's slow

I've heard that my favorite is my slowest to which one GT4. Yeah has that demand upgrade Yeah, but that car is way faster than my car, but it's that car is pretty fucking fast It's pretty fast, but it's not like I think everything else I have is almost faster than it So it's just engaging yes, yeah, and it's a and it puts the biggest smile on my face right. It's very fun Yeah, that's like my my white car the gg3rs the shark works car same kind of things just real raw But they're not as raw as that little red car that little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland. Yeah, where you're in control. There's all you feel Everything no power steering The you know, there's like power assisted brakes. There's no air conditioning. No heat. No nothing light as fuck 300 horsepower

fuck 300 horsepower and it's just a thrill and you just it just makes your whole body tingle yeah it's like exciting that is to me the most fun thing doesn't even you don't have to be going fast no it's crazy you're merging on the highway getting to 65 miles an hour is a fucking thrill yeah whereas like in the Tesla it's like yeah it's just no sound sound All of a sudden you go in 70. You don't even notice it that cars like some of these Like faster cars that I have and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out you're like Yeah, I'm not really getting to drive this thing right, you know, cuz you're if you're going 75, right? And you're like you have to go to a track. You have to yeah, you have to enjoy it. Yeah

Yeah, and how often you do that? that's the fucking thing is that like you tell yourself that you know we blended it together yeah and you're like I want to do this all the time let's do it next month it's hard to do it's definitely do well next month we probably can't because next month is f1 but after f1s after f1 yeah after f1s we'll do another day the ultimate baller move the ultimate like all these guys They want to get fucking shot toes in France and pull hole. This is the ultimate baller move You get a giant piece of land that's flat Yeah, and you put yourself a fucking racetrack on it and let's go somebody did this in Austin. It's for sale

I think yes. Yes, somebody in the greater Austin area don't And then a guy a billionaire in Japan just built one that Yeah, he built a track that you can you can get a membership at whoo at his track. Oh, that's pretty dope It's pretty fucking cool. That's a good move. So if you know some cool car people you can hang out together Yeah, they have a loan on your track on nobody saw my laptop. Allie has that out in like Indigo. Oh yeah. That area. It's a private like a really nice track that has like a country club. It has a restaurant and you can house your cars there. That'd be so addictive. I know. So addictive. I know. Even it's just in a Miata. Just going around and something fun. Miata's are

amazing. Yeah. Right. It's like that's what I'm saying. It's like it's not about Even in a Miata, just going around in something fun, small. Miata's are amazing for the track. Yeah, right. It's like, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not about how fast you go. It's about how much fun it is to go fast. Like there's cars that go way, like my Tesla, it's the best example. It goes way faster than anything else I own. But it's not as fun.

No. There's a different, there's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting the gears yourself, all of it, the fun part. The fun is just, I mean, that's the joy of it. That's why you keep getting them. And everybody today is chasing numbers. They're all chasing Nurburgring times

and zero to 60s and quarter miles. Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of the real thrill of driving. It's also dangerous for everybody on the street. You got these vivanced up kids out there with a fucking ZR1. There's a replica of the Instan Bull F1 track in Texas, and it's for sale. Holy shit.

Isn't that crazy? You guys got an F1 track in his fucking yard. Isn't that nuts, man? That's nuts. And I feel like it's very Texas. Where is that? This is like the state where you could do it. that looks like it's down by the all the ocean It's an Amarillo scroll scroll up a little so I can see that image better. Yeah, is that the ocean in the back?

What's that blue shit? I think that's just Is that where Amarillo is oh, I don't know where I'm 50 acre complex for sale click on it how much For a reasonable price. It says let's go Two million bucks hang on for real hang on Hang on this thing just got juicy How far is that drive find out how far that drive ours? Hmm? How far is that flight? 20 minutes there you go Twenty minutes. There you go. Pretty quick.

Let's go. Ship cars there once. Don't make me do this. Come on, dude. Well, I want to get a ranch. I've been talking about getting a ranch for a while. There's one for sale right there. But I want a different kind of ranch.

No, you don't. You want that one. I want a survival ranch. It's right there. Survival right on on the outside That's not survival. It is It's it's a small portion Chris Harrison the other day. Yeah, I'd love that dude Yeah, that dude can drive if we had a track. Oh, there's an airport right next to it If we had a track like real close and we could take Chris Harris out. How much fun would that be? Awesome. That is so fucking great

I love watching him drive to he's he's fucking he loves cars Yeah, when you're around like someone who really loves cars, he loves all kinds of cars, too Yeah, you know, it was the end. He knows his shit. Yeah, I like watching his videos. Yeah great Yeah, fun, dude. He got fucked over on that whole top gear deal. He did Yeah Cop cop top gear story how it ended, is horrible. Ended due to an accident. And he apparently had gone to the producers saying,

we have to stop pushing this. Someone's gonna get hurt or killed. And then someone got hurt real bad. That is really. Real big guy though. And he got fucked up from this, flipped over a three-wheeler. He got really fucked up but survived.

And then they killed the show. Really? Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. After he had kind of warned them. He also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson. So everybody fucking hated him. But meanwhile, he's like the best auto journalist there is.

He's so fun, he's such a good guy. And people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson. Like hey, Jeremy Clarkson's still on the air, you fucking idiots. he's not Jeremy Clarkson like hey Jeremy Clarkson still on the air You fucking idiots. Yeah, go over to the Amazon get the Jeremy. It's great. Go watch that too. Yeah fucking morons No, that's that's too bad. I think Chris does great work I love watching him review stuff and and and you can tell like not only is he skilled when he's on track But that he's genuinely having a good time. You can tell you love it Oh, he's smiling laughing. He's gonna do more of his own stuff and good him and I were yeah We were talking about that. I was encouraging that I was like you really need to be doing your own thing

Like you're you're so good at automotive journalists. You're so fun people love watching you You should be doing your own show online. You shouldn't be dealing with other people Yeah, there's no need for that and also like Gear, Top Gear's great show and everything like that, but they all wanna do like crazy stunts. Like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to it. Like, why? Why?

Why? Why? They get to a point on all these shows where it's just a producer pitching a segment. And what we were saying was, for television, that's what people like. But for the internet, like like for YouTube completely different audience Yeah, then you get enthusiasts

So like if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it It'll have millions of views because you want to see a guy can really fucking drive who really loves cars and understands them Yeah, review the car Mike. That's where you're at your best man A thousand percent for the enthusiasts not for the casual dorks Who wants to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord? Yeah, I mean fuck also on those on those internet videos too is that the great thing is you get there somebody like him Gives you an authentic reaction. Yes, and they give you authentic critiques Yeah, like you know what they they change the seats on this

Yeah and then it's not as good or they'll talk about the suspensions, and they'll give you the insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car, you go like, oh, maybe I want the previous generation. Like, they give you real insight. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticism to a vehicle.

Matt Farah does a great job with that, too. Matt does awesome with that. There's a couple other guys that do that stuff, the straight pipes. Chris works with singer And you know singer is doing a turbo now. Yeah, they are. Oh my god. There's a green one He went to the go to the factory and they're showing it the attention to detail is so fucking incredible Singer number one the very first ones here in Austin really I saw it in person, yeah. What's it like in person?

Pretty cool, they're fuckin', it's cool. It's a guy who has a few. And he's like, here's number one. I was like, that's fuckin' rad. That's probably worth a lot of money. See if you can find the Singer Turbo video with Chris Harris because it's, I just wanna see the green one. And it's like, it looks kind of like an old 9-Eleven Turbo.

Is that the S-H-E-R-E or is it that? Yeah, that's it. Okay. Ooh. That's it, yeah, that's it. In and it's like it looks kind of like an old 911 turbo Yeah, that's it That's it. Yeah, that's it. But it's it looks kind of like an old 911 turbo But then when you see the details of it, you're like, oh They do an awesome job. This is way better than a regular gorgeous way better than a right. See if you find the video Because the video is incredible dude. No no that's the video of his original car this is how I felt push click that real quick because that was before singer he had this car made and this is oh no this is singer oh okay this is the disk this is a

different one this is just a how many years ago is this 22 okay this is the dynamics and lightweight study one this is the crazy three million dollar Singer. Oh my god. This one's different. This one's not a turbo. This is their super lightweight incredible car. This car is incredible. That's Chris Reddick right? Yeah. Oh yeah. He fucking nails it. But this car is crazy crazy expensive. Yeah three million. of yeah but it's immaculate immaculate um singer turbos put in turbo singer turbo green go to videos click on videos and go to recent okay right there where it says more than ten years click that there you go. Bam. Okay, this is it So look at that fucking thing. So this is this is the turbo so it looks kind of like a

911 turbo from like whatever year that would be like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was But it's way more smooth and polished and refined and it's just when you see it parked and still it's just amazing Like their attention to details just off the fucking charts, man. Yeah Like this go back so you could see so that was that's the car So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a Ascent there is you get a sense of what it looks like Look at that thing. That's right. Yeah fucking Cars don't get prettier they just get different

They don't get prettier than that. They just get different and then that dark cool metallic green like look at that thing I would get talked into this. Yeah in this moment if they were like and then you Like yeah, how much you think that fucker cost that's not as much as the DLR no it's not I think I don't know you're probably DLS you get I mean there's so much customization involved in it though probably million bucks that are just under you know around there I think they can make these from what I remember for a little bit Less than what they were making the because they were just doing nine six fours before I think right that they can make these That's not a nine six four chassis. They don't start with a nine six four on the turbo I don't know. I'm saying on the pre like, you know, the singers were all just one

Model before right those were more expensive for them to just even produce Singer DLS turbo, oh boy So starts as a 964 jet, but this is a DLS turbo. That's a different one. Look how sick that thing looks That's the din that is another level. That's the dynamic lightweight study Yeah, Porsche turbo, which is bananas that thing looks that doesn't look anything like anything that's the dynamic lightweight study yeah Porsche turbo which is bananas that's a that thing that doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before no and that's the difference definitely more expensive oh yeah that's the one we were just looking at I think you could produce those look

at that thing that's insane looking oh my god that thing's insane looking are you gonna make a phone call no no, no, get away from me. There's like a line where I won't cross. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the line? That's the line. Oh really? Yeah, that looks fucking amazing.

Insane. You start getting into million dollar cars, like what are we doing? That's okay. What the fuck are we doing here? Fine. Yeah, it's just, no, that's true. It's not a Bugatti.

It's also a different kind of thing than a look at my dick You know it's yeah, it's more of like oh, you know car. You're passionate guy. Yeah, you know what the fuck It's the wheel spinning. That's yeah, that's I just love that just people like they're like you know the Gunther works guy these people that they're making those things so fuck Yeah, I just love that as someone who just goes so hard a roof. Yeah, I want to I want to and they're not even Really Porsches, right? I don't know. I mean they can't even really call them a Porsche. It's like all roofs Yeah, but it looks exactly like a Porsche like what is this? I definitely want to see what it's like like go to a roofs website

Are you F the when you see like the new one that they have the that crazy? It's water-cooled right, but it looks like an air-cool like an air cooled car right yeah I've never been in one I've just seen photos and videos and stuff and then it makes you grow like what's this like I mean I want must be insane yeah and there there's these cars like that that are just like completely look at that that's a 993 turbo base and so that's their turbo are that they make look at that fucking thing So this is the one these are the ones that are weird the ones that aren't like scroll up scroll back up Rough car so that one so CTR anniversary so that one I don't think is

a Porsche Really, I don't think it starts off as a Porsche. I think it's all their shit. And it just makes it look like... It looks exactly like a Porsche but I don't believe it has... I think it's a new car that yeah see Monaco completely developed by Ruff. Roof rather. It's a type of aviation the CTR reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird. So the yellowbird was a Porsche. There was a roof Yellowbird from like what was like the 80s remember that one that Porsche one that was Crazy, but this is not really a Porsche. This is a roof car that they make that just

Basically ripping off Porsche. Really? Yeah, I mean What about the other ones are modified Porsches? Exactly. The other one, that one was a 993. That was a, like they take the base 993 and they juice it up. But this one I think is entirely developed by them. Wow.

Yeah, and it's supposed to be madness. Supposed to be total madness. Roof, holler at me, man. Yeah, completely redesigned. Yeah. Scroll up so I can see the image of the front. Look at that fucking thing. Whoa And look how fat the tires are that thing has had some group Yeah, you get it to why you you encounter these people with just like nothing but Porsches. Yeah, it's just so sit There's something about them. Yeah, I want what about the other one that you guys yeah, like you just kind of want to keep going

Yeah, there's a there's also something about the size of them. They're so small and compact that when you're in them, you feel like you're in a race car. You're hunkered in there. There's something weird about, even though these get obviously very expensive, that I've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car than other super cars.

You know what I mean? For sure. You can see a Porsche parked in a grocery store parking lot. You're just like, oh, that's fucking rad. But you see a Lambo and you're like, what the fuck is this person doing? Like this guy's out of his mind. Yeah, it just doesn't fit. You got a pink Lambo with a HEB parking lot?

It's crazy. Get out of here, bro. It's crazy. Yeah. Coming out with with giant sunglasses on looking for attention to wrap around It's trying to get punched Sam and his fucking cone. I said, yeah It is that that's ridiculous. There's so many people that see people like that too, and they really want to smack them Yeah, they see you with that thing like I just want to smack that guy. Yeah fucking stupid. Yeah, nobody has Any like sympathy for you on the road if you're in something like that and you crash ha ha ha or like try to merge people Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. You can't get in front of me douchebag. Yeah

You gotta go somewhere. No, no, I was just looking at what it was. Sorry. Sorry Addictive man. I know things they're addictive. You ever thought I like going to a flip phone. Oh Ari style. Yeah, wasn't it Dana to Dana had it in the'd like going to a flip phone? Oh, Ari style? Yeah. Wasn't that Dana too? Dana had it in the beginning. He had a flip phone early on, but then it got to the point where, you know, he has to manage the social media of the UFC. So he has to be able to look at things online and you know, they have- He's saying your praises.

We were with him in Vegas talking about you. Fucking guy. He loves you, man. I love him too. He's great. If it wasn't for him, that sport would not be what it is. He told us the story about him clearing out the New York offices. Oh yeah.

And he put it in the V8. He's just checking tapes. And he sees you on Keenan and Ivory Waynes. Yeah, that's what it was. He was like, I need this fucking guy. It was crazy because in the beginning I didn't even want to do it. When he was trying to get him, because I had already worked for the UFC in the past from 97 to 98.

I did post fight interviews and I was like, I'm out. And then they bought it in 2001 and he was trying to talk me into working for them. I'm like, I don't want to work. Really? Yeah. I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would ask him, you know, hey, have you ever watched K1? Do you guys watch Pride?

Do you know about this guy? You ever see Funaki fight? Have you seen Hicks and Gracie? He's even better than Hoyst. Like we started having these conversations and he was like, how much of this shit you watch? I was like, it's the only sport I know. I don't even know the rules to basketball.

And they blow that whistle. I don't know what the fuck is going on. That's hilarious. I don't know either. I told him the story about how, when I would go with you on these weekends, and I'm like, you know Just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting I was like, so where's like your prep book, you know Like and you're like it's all up here. I'm like, what are you talking about?

You're about to call seven hours and you and you said you go there's nothing else up here cluttering my mind with other sports I only know one sport. Yeah. Yeah, but that's true. I mean I do watch fights But when I watch fights, I don't have to like say oh this guy's got a great question mark I already have I know I know what he does. I know what that guy does Yeah, that's impressive though seen him fight a hundred, but it's but it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there Yeah, I believe it. I don't have any football in there. I don't know what's going on with football. Yeah, what's the offside? Yeah, why is he had a flag? What's a down? Why is it first down now?

What is happening? Oh, that guy got hurt. That's all I know. Oh, that was a bad hit. Oh, he ran with the ball pretty far. I don't know what's going on. And I don't wanna know. I don't care.

I could still enjoy it. I have room for a couple things in my head, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together. If you had to put something that interests you even somewhat outside of combat sports, MMA and all that, what sport would be like second?

I mean, it's a distant second, but what would be the one where you're like, oh, I enjoy that? Where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch? Yeah, like that you would sit down and... Outside of combat sports? Yeah, if somebody had it on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you. I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket? What are you guys doing? Cricket? on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you.

I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket? What are you guys doing? Cricket? Yeah, I'd be like, what is that? What the hell's happening? Really? Why you got that paddle? You'd be interested.

I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer. We went to the Austin professional soccer games. Yeah, C game, yeah. Soccer's legit. Here's one of the reasons why soccer's legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks So there's no fucking commercial time. Yeah, there's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face. They don't like any no breaks

Really? Nope. Nope. It goes for a certain amount of time. I forget how long a soccer match It's increased in its popularity. Yeah tenfold here in the last decade I'm telling you if you go to see it live, it's I went I've been at multiple games incredible, right? Yeah, it's unbelievable and the arena been to multiple games. Incredible, right? Yeah, it's unbelievable. And the arena that they have here in Austin is amazing. It's great. You don't realize that it's, you know,

compared to what we're used to for like American football stadiums. Right. It's small. It doesn't feel small. Every seat in that house is fantastic. Yep, yep. And it's, yeah, it's great competition. We keep getting

better players here. I mean, I was somebody who, you know, I grew up not into soccer at all, and half my family was like, what's wrong with you? Because they're all South Americans. Right. And Argentina's fucking huge, right? Argentina's the fucking, that's bigger than any, bigger than religion. It's just, it is religion. And I mean, my Peruvian cousins were all like, how do you not like soccer? The whole world loves it. The whole world loves it.

But I do think it's cool that in the last, for me, like in the last decade plus, first of all, we lived in a time with like some generational talent, you know, with like Ronaldo and Messi and these guys. And it's like shifting now to Mbappe and these just incredible, incredible talents. So I think high level anything becomes interesting. Like when I would watch the El Clásico, the Madrid Barcelona game at the height of these

guys' club powers in like 10 years ago, you're watching such a high stakes, high level game, you can have zero interest and you're like, holy shit, this is so incredible. And I think that and Premier League stuff, kind of, you know, it just, it kind of drifted over to the point where we're like, hey, you know, soccer's been played here forever, just didn't have that same popularity.

But this MLS stuff has continued to grow and grow. And people, you know, I remember Saturday mornings during our football season, a lot of times you're putting it on now and you'll see soccer games like from the Premier League was on NBC for a while. I don't know if they still have that contract, but here you go. But like, it just has, and they keep getting, you know,

better talent on the state side that I think will continue to see it become more popular here. If you go see it live, you'll get hooked. I'll tell you that for sure. Yeah, the MLS games are. I bet tennis is like that too. Oh my God, I got to see, I was on tour in Australia last year, and I got to see the Australian Open Men's Finals

with Djokovic. Seeing that in person, there's also not a bad seat in that place, it's a whole other thing. It made me go, okay, I wanna go to all the big, Wimbledon, I wanna go to the... Really? He was just incredible to see in person.

Again, just somebody so, so talented at their sport that watching it live changed, you know, I played tennis growing up and like, I've watched tennis tournaments, but live is everything. I mean, I've told people that about UFC too. It's like, yeah, it's cool to watch on TV, but it's so different in person.

It's- Yeah, especially with no commentary, you're just watching the actual violence, like, oh my God, it seems so real. Yeah, and then you have a moment of like, the sound of the crowd dies and you hear a- Yeah. And you're like, oh, that's that guy's face. Oh, yeah, it's like, holy shit.

My favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center, because the UFC Apex Center has no audience. Yeah, so small. It's incredible. And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me. How about the sphere thing? It's going to be nuts. That's this weekend.

I know. I know. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped. I don't know what they're going to do. I know they have, I don't know if they're going to show the fights on the ceiling So, you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see With the the video monitors are showing you the fights of the people that he told us what they're doing

Can you say it? I mean, I don't know. I assume we were on a podcast. It has I don't think it's been released But you didn't tell me dude. He like, it's a fucking it's a movie that's going to play about the history. Like the Mexican combat sports. I know about that. There's six of them. There's six different small films. Yeah. Okay. That's that's what he was telling us. Yeah. And he was just like, it's all everything is authenticated. And like, you know, like, and the crew that made it is Mexican. It's just like this. Yeah Mexican plight story and I mean, I don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall. That's what I'm thinking I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling

Jesus which should be an advantage. You see a show there are certain positions. No, I have not have you know I heard it's just I've heard it's insane. But what did Burke go to see they're the dead? He's seen a few there. He saw the course. Yes He saw the dead and he saw He went to a YouTube show when they were there too. Oh, wow. He said yeah, I cried so much, you know, of course Yeah, yeah emotional. Yeah, I Cried the whole time. He lives my daughters were making fun of me. Yeah, they should yeah, they should mock you He doesn't just cry. He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram. I'm so sad My daughter went to college look is this one good how many did he take before he picked that one? Oh

He's a fucking mess when I saw him. Well, of course. yeah, the college drop-off has got to be heavy Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was he's a character. He's on one. He was in a fucking vendor. How's he doing these days? He's he benders he goes off he goes on yeah, he's only cleaned up for a little while and he went back right back in He's on a Bert. He's in a Burt cycle. Yeah yeah, he was real clean and then he was favorite, he was like, we were somewhere in Vegas. And somebody was like, you know, do you want this? He's like, can't, I'm hardcore keto.

And I was like, okay. And then we go to this. I'm like, okay. We twist your head. That's such a Burt, hardcore keto. And then we go to this bar and we're pouring drinks, pour osos drinks, you know, we're like our brand and it's like tons of people and it's a very fun thing.

Everyone's out and getting bottles and drinks and we're signing things and then, and of course like, you know. He's throwing them back. He's throwing them back and at one point, you know, he's standing there shirtless and he goes, I'm fucking, I'm absolutely fucking shit facedfaced. I go yeah I can tell and so I go hey you know some time passes I go you want to get out of here he's like yeah okay we're gonna go this way

out of this place and here's the exit he's like okay so I turn this way say something then I get ready he goes I'm gonna fucking stay I go okay I'll see you later man so I leave I get the fuck out of there and then I run into him later. I'm like, how was that? He was like, oh, he's like dude. I was so hammered. I go. Yeah, I know he goes Yeah, I got back and I ate a dozen donuts It would happen to hardcore keto he goes well, I just ate the tops That's where the frosting is. What are you talking about?

He's a lunatic. Oh my god. He's still alive. I wonder how long you can do that for. I mean, how long can you do that for? Yeah, he goes, he does it. And then you know what will happen is like, so he's like, whatever, real crazy right now and we'll see him in like a

month and he'll be like oh yeah my other favorite phrase he's like I quit quit drinking I go when he was Wednesday I'm like it's fucking Friday he's like I know but it's like 48 hours nothing like that's not that's a normal person how that term works but so he'll get he'll get to one certain point here Where he'll be like I gotta clean it up and he'll just like really clean it up You know like won't drink for a while clean up the diet You'll see him just like yeah thin out takes a picture on Instagram takes it takes a good pictures got in sexy picture And this is me now and then you'll be like oh you're good later huge

Yeah, it was just it's a cycle two weeks later I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership. I'm like what the fuck dude The fuck are you doing? I know he goes hard. He goes hard dude. He goes hard. He's going hard with uh Eating just super clean man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, how long? I'm a couple months in yeah. Yeah, it's a funny thing is like by just being so committed to it Anything outside of it now you feel it. Yes. It's so like I really didn't have a reference for that before Yeah, you know cuz I'm like I'm eating a lot of you know, pretty much the same

Wheelhouse of shit every day. Mm-hmm. I have four eggs blueberries, little while later, protein shake, lunch, I had lunch today, 10 ounces of chicken, greens, and I have like little things like peanut butter jelly pack. Like as a bridge. So you just stain clean. Yep, and then dinner I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein, like sea bass, salmon,

sometimes I'll have leaner red meats, greens, fruit. You got someone organizing this for you or you just doing it yourself? Yeah, I saw it, it was fun. I did it because I'm shooting my show next month and I was like three months out and I was like, fuck, if I don't like dial it in Right now. I'm gonna show up. Yeah, and I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna be like I wish I just don't want to have regret

Like I didn't try right right right I was like, I know I'm not gonna look like a Marvel guy in three months But I know I can clean it up in three months Yeah, and like I mean, I'm you just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go fuck Yeah, you fucking lose a piece of shit. Yeah, that's the worst. So I've gone down, you know, I'm down to like 204, body fat's down, and I have about another month, so I'm just sticking to it. But the funny thing is like,

the other night I got home and the boys were like, they got, what's it called? Like the shaved ice machine, and they've been making those during the day, and they're kids, and like, you gotta have one, you gotta, I go, okay, I'll try it, I'll try it. So they shaved the ice in the machine, and they pour flavors into it, and I take a few spoons, it's very sweet.

Right. Dude, within an hour I'm like, ugh, like doubled over, running to the toilet. Yep. And I'm like, oh yeah, because I can isolate it now. Before when I was eating like a trash can, like I would just go like, oh I don't know what it was. Right.

You know, it was fucking, maybe it was the bread. Also you get used to feeling like shit. Yeah you do. That's what Duncan's, you know Duncan had diabetes. Yeah. He got type two diabetes from, I think it's from vaping. Sugar for sure, but also vaping. And the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood

sugar checked and it was spiking. And he's like, I don't even understand. I'm not drinking any soda, not eating any sugar. And then he realized that it spikes after he vapes. Wow. And so, because he was monitoring it. And then he realized, oh my God he vapes Wow and so because he was you know monitoring it Mm-hmm, and then he realized oh my god. There's a reason why this stuff is sweet There's fucking sugar in the vapes that makes sense. I've tried them and you're like, of course really sweet You're it's watermelon. How else can you get a watermelon flavor?

Yeah, how else you gonna get a peach flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there? Yeah, how you getting the fucking apple flavored vapes? Yeah, of course There's sugar in there. There's sugar. And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure That's his blood sugar rather lever. Did he get himself out of it? Yeah. Yeah, he got off of it and got on the zines And you know, it's just you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself Yeah, and you eat really healthy and he was, dude, I don't need naps anymore. I have energy all day. This thing has helped me so much, dude, like this eating plan. I got it from a nutritionist in LA, Dr. Guglia.

And I told him a couple weeks into it, I was like, if I don't lose a pound, I'm already going to Thank you for my digestion changing Mmm, like I used to you know fucking I got so used to just explosive shits all the time Like Christina's like you are you gonna ever see a doctor I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom And I'm like, yeah, I gotta go check it out And then I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago and they were like, no, you're good. And I'm like, yeah, but I mean,

I have diarrhea 14 times a week, is that normal? And they're like, I don't know, man. So this switching to like the way I just described my eating now, dude, I have totally normal gut health. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, it took me 45 years to figure it out. Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy jr.

Being connected to Trump in this election. Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning They're gonna expose our food systems Robert Kennedy One of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems We have in our food system one is glyphosate wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system. One is glyphosate. Glyphosate, which is used, it's an herbicide, it's used all over the fucking place. It's in a lot of food. Most people they test, there's some incredibly high number of people test positive for glyphosate in their blood. Really? Yeah. Because you're getting it from organic

vegetables even. Like some vegetables. I shouldn't say organic, but you're getting it from, like some vegetables. Now I shouldn't say organic, but you're getting it from, like there's some stuff that they just spray it on, no matter, like I think the most glyphosate, I think it might be corn, so what things contain the most glyphosate? Let's Google that, I think it's corn, rice, and different, you know, different vegetables and fruits. Fascinating how if you go to Western Europe,

you realize that- They don't use any glyphosate. But like our food would be like illegal. Illegal. In grocery stores. Our fruit loops are illegal in Canada. Are they really? Yeah, because we use dye.

There's all these red dyes and shit in our fruit loops. They have the same fruit loops in Canada. They're like, no, no, no, you can't put that stuff in there. So they have to sell different fruit loops to Canada than they do to America Some of the most common foods with glyphosate Oh non-organic cereals and grains Harvested with glyphosate these include wheat barley buckwheat millet rice oats wild rice popcorn and sorghum wild rice So you think wild rice? Oh, I'm getting wild rice. Let's be healthy And sorghum wild rice so you think wild rice. I'm getting wild rice. Let's be healthy

Or popcorn, but a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people They say they're glucose or gluten intolerant that what's actually it's not gluten. That's fucking with them. It's glyphosate really Yeah, and we this is just one of those like one of those American things like huge conglomerates. That's spring Yeah, yeah, Monsanto. Yeah, so that's Roundup. And so there's that and then there's seed oils. Fucking terrible for you. And they're in everything. And they're in everything because they're cheap. And it used to be industrial lubricant

and they figured out a way to make it somehow or another turn into food. It's so fucking sad that we have. Like also that most people, myself included, I'm not even talking about other, like you just don't have the knowledge of the, like you'd have to, you have to inquire and really be curious about this.

And you gotta dig for a long time. If you talk to your doctors, a lot of time doctors don't know jack shit. Most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical schools studying nutrition. Most doctors, they'll tell you, just need a healthy diet. I'm like, look at you, doc. Look at you, doc.

You know, I had a fucking neighbor that was a 260 pound cardiologist. Isn't that crazy? Like, I'm not exaggerating. Classy seven feet tall. He wasn't. He's shorter than me. Oh, God.

And I was like, you tell people? Like, hey man, your heart's... That's so crazy. It's so crazy He was wildly overweight some people just can't control themselves They just don't they don't have a history of control themselves. And so they just don't they just eat Mean bro, I remember Ralphie May we one time we we all left the Comedy Store and we went to a bar It was Stan Hope me and, and a couple other comics. And Ralphie, it was Joey,

and Ralphie was gonna meet us there. There was this bar that Stan Hope used to like in Hollywood. We used to also go, back in the day before Hollywood was a zombie movie. And so Ralphie doesn't show up. We're waiting for him. I'm like, where the fuck is Ralphie? We're waiting for everybody outside.

We're gonna all go in together and get a table. And we're sitting outside and no Ralphie for a long ass time. And then all of a sudden, like an hour later, Ralphie shows up and Ralphie's back seat was just filled with rappers. So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car

and drive from the comedy store to this bar, which was like two miles away. He had to stop at a Jack in the Box. And tear it up. And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled so he couldn't eat any meat. So he wasn't eating meat so he's eating jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box. Just stacks of them. Yeah he was really sick. He was sick. He ate through his stomach stapling twice. I gotta piss real bad. Oh, let's piss. Okay, let's piss. Let's pee. Let's pee together. And we're back.

Great pee. It's just such a game changer. Yeah, when you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk. I was just like, your eye starts to flutter. Yeah. Makes me think about those debates. Like what if someone has to pee in the debate?

You gotta dial your water in just right. Do you have, I have a pre-show pee routine. Do you? Yeah, cause I would say like my fixation is I kinda have to, when I get like, during the day I'm drinking water and you know, a couple coffees and it's like we're on the road you know we go work out I'm gonna increase the water intake like start drinking more and then

you know you get ready head over to the venue and it's like okay I get there show's gonna be in 45 minutes it's like I pee but then I keep going like oh here's a water maybe pour a Diet Coke I'm gonna take on stage in a cup of water. And then it's like, all right, start the show. I introduce, you know, opener. And then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go pee, and I'll be back. And I do that.

And then it's like, hey, he's got five minutes left. And I always go, do I have to pee again? Like, this is like a real... It's like you go to a spa, and they're like, you're gonna get a massage? And they're like, you're gonna get a massage and they're like, do you have to pee? And I go, do I? I think so.

Yeah. Yeah, I think there's four drops left. I'd like to get them out before this. Get them out. The worst is if you have to shit. Oh, Jesus. If you think you're gonna go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit, oh my God.

How much time does he have left? He has three minutes left. I can't shit in three minutes. I can't shit in three minutes, I know. But your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down. Unless can't shit in three minutes, I know. But your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down, unless it's like a real fucking emergency.

Right. But you ever had that on stage? Have I ever had that? I have to fucking, I puked on the side of the stage. Really? Yeah, that was, fuck, those are. Were you sick? Yeah, and that was horrible.

Literally in a can, in the wings. Oh my God. Jesus. And like that was rough. Did you go back on stage? Yep. Did they know you threw up? Nope, until I my God. Jesus. Like that was rough. Did you go back on stage? Yep. Did they know you threw up? Nope, until I told them.

Wow. No. But the pee one, like I hate when you go, all right, yeah, I'm just gonna go out there. What am I, a fucking toddler? Just go fucking do your shit. And I'm like five minutes in, I'm like, I have to pee right now.

You know, you just carry that. Oh no. Your body will like put it out of your mouth But there's like this discomfort you have the whole time where you're standing I'm gonna be out for a fucking hour I did it once where I ran off stage, and I you know the mothership the way I gotta go Yeah, I had to go all the way upstairs and just So hard and they were back. Yeah, no no no I didn't it was like I finished my son when you finish

Yeah, but like halfway through my set. I was like goddamn. I had to pee Yeah, someone was in the bathroom like right before I was like fuck no it's I mean I I've also I've peed on the side of the stage before like a panic yeah, Jesus I know on the ground no like in a trash can And in a cup I've done that too how How many times has Ari peed right there? Oh, he pisses in fucking kombucha bottles and everything. No Fucking disgusting. He's gross. He wants you to know he's peeing in the room. Yeah show you his nuts I'm surprised I haven't seen him come I've seen him pee so many times

We're getting close to October we're gonna do something this year dude, I'm shooting I haven't seen him come. I've seen him pee so many times. I know. We're getting close to October. We're going to do something this year? Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here. But I'll be here. Yeah. OK. I'll be here. You're going to go sober?

Sure. I mean, I'm going to be shooting five days a week. I'm sure I'd. Do you think we can get Bart to go sober for a month again? Because last year, he was excited to not do it. I don't think. I don't want to speak for him, but no. Maybe he could use it though, right?

I don't know. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him. No, it's never the worst thing for any of us to take a month off. Sure. It's good. I mean, yeah, I always feel like, I mean, it's what kind of challenge is it for each person, you know?

Well, it's easy for me. I haven't had a drink in, since I had a couple glasses, I had a margarita and like a mule Saturday night. So that was it, that was the last time I had a drink. Yeah, I had a few drinks Saturday night in Vegas. Yeah, we were doing it. I was at dinner with the Mrs. But I haven't had anything to drink since then,

which is normal. I can go a week, two weeks. Like it's not, you know, it's not that big a deal. That's what I'm saying. So like. But for Bird, it's a big ass deal. Yeah, it tests his. Will.

Will for sure. Will to live. and cleans him up. I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it because so many people are like, you're going to struggle online and I think that... Well, Bert's another one that has that delusional, I can't lose. He is. I remember, what was the one that I was like, what are you doing when he was like? I could do the splits

Think I can't Like you're gonna fucking I'm string when he told me he could I really believed for a second he could I was like Really? Wow. Yeah, I know because it also is one of those things that Bert could seek Like, you know, I mean it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities right? Oh, you have the secret skill You can also do this right like when you played tennis. Yeah, he could serve like a fucking pro I know he has all these like weird Like hidden skills yeah, yeah, I really believe that he could do the splits yeah, but he couldn't even come close It wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back.

You know, like maybe, yeah, maybe you did it when you were in high school and you can kind of get back there. Yeah, and you can, do you still do them all the time? All the time. Okay. I stretch out constantly. Okay. Especially lately, because I've been dealing with like some real stiff back problems because when I shoot a lot of archery, I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck, because my bow is 80 pounds to pull back, so I'm pulling back 80 pounds, like 150 times a day. Yeah, so it tightens up. Everything's tight, so it really helps with stretching.

Massage helps a lot, but man, stretching helps so much. I started stretching, I have like, it's not that unusual, but kind of chronically tight hamstrings Hmm, you know that yeah, I'm like fuck and that I the massage definitely helps but Spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches. Mm-hmm. Definitely helped me. It's fucking gigantic everyone should stretch and especially for anyone that has like stiffness in their lower back and a lot of that stuff like you'd

be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back. Yeah, it's all tied there. Most like if a lot of times that lower back tightness, it's just you just follow the line. It's like your glutes into your hamstrings and your hamstrings are super tight. They're pulling down. Yeah. And it'll relieve your lower back pain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I do a lot of hamstring exercises to though. I do a lot of Nordic curls I do those uh-huh. Those are the shit and once I started getting into those, you know The knee or toes guys stuff like Nordic is that like laying flat? Yeah, you lay flat and you pull yourself up with your yeah It's fucking hard. Really? Yeah, it's hard Yeah, I do that for sets of six like six reps pulling yourself up the first time. I did it I couldn't do one. I was like this is crazy really yeah, I have strong fucking legs like how can I not do this? This is nuts. I couldn't believe I couldn't do it. I was shocked hmm, so I really started concentrating on it now I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine if I guessed

I think I get that challenging though. It's fucking hard, dude. It's not ever tried it. She's tried. Okay, we'll do it out here I have one right out in the middle of the lobby really yeah I have one in the I have an extra one if you need one oh Yeah, I have a bunch of them. I've gotten there's a the tip bar guy made me a cool one And there's a few other what's his other guy, Mr. Infinity. He made one that's really good they there's a lot of ones that are adjustable they do a bunch of different things as well as just Just just do the Nordic curls like some of them you could do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee.

Really good exercise for, because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole, like that's it right there. That's what it looks like when you're doing it. Yeah, that looks... That's the Sorenex one. Challenging. It's fucking hard, man. Yeah, it looks like it.

But the one that's really, the reason why I I really like the tib bar guy one and the mr Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it So instead of starting flat like the rogue one that we have outside you start completely flat and in the beginning I had to help myself I had to like what I would do is I put two fingers down and give myself a little push fingers and then complete the Reps of my hamstring and then try to lower myself as much as I could and then catch it Yeah, but now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up No, that's cool

And I could do it But it took a while to build it up and I was kind of surprised Because I thought it was gonna be like one of those things like a pistol squat like it looks hard But I have strong legs. I can do that. But I was like this is fucking impossible Wow But it but you think about that kind of a pull, that's it right there. Who is this one? Tib Bar.

Tib Bar guys. This one's a really good one, man. So you could use it to do back extensions, you could use it to do reverse hypers, really top notch stuff. And the angle change is huge, because you start it off, give yourself a little bit of an angle,

so you're already like halfway through the rep and it's much easier, and then lower it a little bit, and then eventually you get it to flat over time. I'd like to try it. Especially for rehabbing, that bad knee, the injured knee, it's really good. Anything, I do leg curls too with those, you ever use those monkey feet things?

Yeah, I have a monkey. That thing's fucking great. And then they have a new one, the Monkey Feet Pro. But they have the plates already built into it. And so you can slide a pin out, you know, like those dumbbells that do that. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom

instead of like having a dumbbell that you have to attach to it. That sounds cool. Yeah, that's the new one, the Monkey Feet Pro. That's fucking huge. But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man Yeah, that seems awesome. So if we do so October, do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year? Or should we I can't I just won't have any time right? I just will be too way too busy

Are you gonna work out at all? Yeah, so I already talked to, I go, look, I've been preparing for this thing by training six days a week and alternating. Today was a steady state cardio day, so I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes, a bike ride. And then tomorrow morning, I'll get up and lift. So you're real organized. I so I, it's stacked. I'm organized, I like structure.

So I'll follow my plan, but I'm able to do right now our sessions, our lifting, our cardio sessions. Sometimes I can do two a day, if the schedule allows, do two in a day. But I was like, look, I know when we're in production. One at a time. No, so I'm just, my trainer but I was like, look, I know when we're in production. You won't have the time. No, so I'm just, my trainer and I have been figuring out, like, all right, what about, like,

because I've had days where I go, I don't have an hour, right, but you can still like get something good going in 30 minutes. Sure. And I'm like, look, all I gotta do, I just don't wanna get into working on production and just go into zero, because I'll feel like shit too.

So figuring out like, okay, I think it has to be AM for me. This whole idea that I'm gonna shoot all day and then at the end of the day, you're prepping for the next day and I'm gonna go work out now at like 9.30, it's just not gonna happen. We're gonna try to organize workouts that are more condensed, that I'll be able to keep doing through production.

This is six weeks, six, seven weeks of production. And what is the show? So this is the show that I don't think I've ever shown you, but like two years ago, I had a break on my tour and I had this kind of distorted sense of income because you're on tour you know and you're like I want like I love features but trying to pull a feature together is a huge undertaking right but if you want to shoot like a short film it's a lot easier to manage so I go you

know I had all these things that I've written, you know, five to 10 page short stories and I hit up my friend, Rami. And I was like, Hey, we'd work together. And so he's the one that directed my, um, my music video. You're like, Steven Seagal. So I go, you know, I got a break on tour. I'm willing to write a check to like, to make a short film. Can I stop you right there? Yeah. Did Burt ever have a real hard problem

with you stabbing him to death? He's like, I don't know, that's just your humor. He was like, people asked me and he said, I just told them that's Tom's humor, I guess. That's what he finds funny. Because I was like, if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death I might be like How does he really feel about me? Like what the fuck is going on?

He just stabbed me to death on a video, but he is right in that I I do I mean if you see the series You'll see that like oh, this is a warm feeling to you Like I just you know I did yeah feeling to you. Like I just, you know, I did. Yeah. I, yeah. This is so ridiculous. And he's so big in that video. Oh, with the face swap. Yeah. It was a great deep fake for at that time too. It's gotten so much better now. But anyway, I tell my friend, I go, I want to shoot a short film, you know, like during this break and like, I'll pay for it. And I just want to shoot and put it out kind of like the music video and he was like looking at I was sending him scripts and he's

like I think we could actually if you can take this like 11 days I think we could shoot three I'm like really like that's gonna be fucking crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break, when I should be taking time down, but I go, okay, so we sign up to shoot three. And again, the whole thing is like, we'll just make these because I enjoy making them. You know what I mean? So we shoot them, and then when we have them, we're like, oh, this kind of looks,

this kind of is like a show now. It's like an old Twilight Zone, where it's just like, here's a, you know, here's a short story. So then we went back to a white site, like a soundstage. And I shot an introduction to that, like, I'm the host of a show. And then the idea was, you remember, I built, like, during the pandemic, this pay per view kind of website, you know, where people could buy tickets to live podcasts.

I was like, oh, I know what I'll do. We'll cut this together, and then this will be the first ticketed pay-per-view event that is a scripted, written show, as opposed to a live podcast, which I was really excited by. I was like, look, I don't even care. I don't need to make money. Even if this helps me recoup a portion of. I was like, look, I don't even care. I don't need to make money. Even if this like helps me recoup a portion

of what I spent to make this, I feel like that would be a win. It's just exciting to try something new like that. Right. So it's all cut together. You know, it's super high production quality. And I show it to like agents and they were like, they go, you gotta show this to some of the streamers,

you know, and I told them my plan, I was like, yeah, my plan was just to do this and they go, I think we can get you, you can get a series out of this and we showed it to Netflix and they were like, yeah, we'll do a series, you can do six of these. So now we spent time obviously in the writers room writing six episodes worth of these.

And each episode will have like a theme and then short stories that are dark, like twisted fucked up stories. With a comedic twist to it, right? Like things that are comedic in nature, I would say, but dark. So I think it's like a, I like, I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror.

Short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone. So do you have the whole, first of all, you really like to be busy. I mean, I- Like more than anybody I know I do feel I think better Having a lot going on. Yeah, but you like to be overwhelmed. I don't think I think there's a line I like I've discovered in my life that there's a line and that I can and you have you figure out the line by Living well that you that you get to I'm coming everywhere was the line that was too much, right?

That because that was that was your tour That was the last tour and that was we leave Monday and we do shows Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday You know like that that and that was week after week and that that was a lot that was too much this tour that I've been on this year is like This weekend. I'm in Eugene Vancouver in Denver That's it Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, I'm home. I'm in Eugene, Vancouver, and Denver. That's it, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm home that night. Right.

The next week, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto. It's like three shows, three nights. Right. That's a much more manageable way to live. But I had to figure it out. Production too, production there's no way to deal, to work in production where I'm writing, producing, I'm directing some of them.

There's no way to do that without being busy, but it's also a condensed amount of time. That's what I like about productions is that you- You only have a few weeks. You see your end date, you're like, we're done here. So we just have to make it happen. So I mean, it'll be a very busy six weeks for me, but it also will be over.

And when you plan on, when is that gonna get out on Netflix? My thought is that it would probably be in the spring I think. I think so I'm sure that conversation will continue. But I'm so fucking stoked for it dude like it we got a great group together to write it I love that I get to work with Rami. I'm working with Jeremy Connor and just a great crew. And like we're casting here in the next couple of weeks. The thing that one of the things I'm honestly super proud of is that I got them to let me do the show in Austin.

And we're gonna have Austin production, Austin crew. We're casting Austin actors. So it's like a real Austin production. So that to me was like very fun. I was like, I don't wanna go move to Atlanta to do this. I want to do it home. There's got to be plenty of actors here. Oh, for sure there's actors here.

And we are doing Austin locations. We're shooting all over the city. But I think that's fucking cool. That's pretty dope, dude. That's exciting. It's a wild show. When you see this stuff, you're going to be like, you're fucked up, man.

I can't wait. Yeah, I'm excited Yeah, I'm excited. So when do you start? Our first shoot day is October 7. I think Six weeks of chaos six weeks of chaos and then There's something about having a goal to like a thing that you're working towards. It just changes your mindset Yeah to a thing that you're working towards, it just changes your mindset. Yeah, I think this has helped with, even like I was saying, the focus of nutrition and health, and the discipline of that bleeds into the discipline

of the writing and getting these meetings done. It all comes together. Yeah, when I was getting ready to do my live special, knowing that there was a date that this had to be done, and then it was only on one night. So it was like this super hyper focus of getting ready for something then. And when I did it, I was like,

Raptor was always like, I wanna do that again. Really? Yeah. Yeah, at first I was like, I'm gonna do this one time, and I'm never gonna fucking do this again, because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix. So you enjoyed the experience. I liked it, but you like the Heightened pressure. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah, I like it too much Well, that's kind of how I am about being have you ever thought about doing a live special?

Never never thought about it. You should do it. You think so so. Yep I think everybody should do it. Yeah, everybody's good. You got it. You do good shows You do great sets for you know headlining sets Just get it dialed in to where you know how that moves and let's fucking go and just bust that Motherfucker out for the whole world and you have to Eddie editing that I'll tell you I fucking hate Oh, so worse, you know the the last one, they called me and they go, so we're going to have to change your release date because you won't watch this. Yeah, fuck me. I always have that problem. I don't want to watch me. I know either. I don't want to. I fucking hated it. Yeah. And then I,

gross. Then I told them I wanted the show that they were like, no, not that. I go, yeah, no, I want this show. And they were like, what about the other show? I don't want that show. And then everyone was everyone was like I go you asked me to fucking watch it I watched well, that's gotta be you can't have anybody giving you advice. No, I don't I don't agree I think if a comic is gonna put out a special It should be that comic special and whether that comic thing should be on that special and that's it I don't want no I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of the comic store and Robbie was drunk and

Bill Burr was like hey I'm not gonna fucking argue with you about what my fucking act is why you're drunk at the comedy store. It was this like Incredible moment. I'm like yeah, that's how it's supposed to be you're not supposed to have someone tell you yeah What the fuck you're gonna put in your act sure like you know how to do comedy No, you don't do comedy right shut the fuck up You shut the fuck up. This is crazy. It's a crazy conversation. Yeah, it's I mean But everybody wants to get in there. I know that's the problem with like if you were doing your show It's a problem with doing anything like imagine if you did your mom's house

And you had a bunch of people you were working for that's a great analogy I mean yes, especially your mom's house live. Oh a bunch of people you were working for. That's a great analogy, I mean, yeah. Especially your mom's house live. Oh my God, well yeah, that wouldn't work. Which, I was at Fear Factor for six years and I fucking gagged so hard watching that show I had to turn away three or four times. I know, I've dry heaved a lot doing that. It's so gross.

No one would let you do it, but yet it's hugely successful. It's totally true. I mean, notes wise, I'll say this, because I experienced this with the book, I wrote a book a year ago or whatever, is the first time you get notes on anything, a script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is this?

And then when you do encounter notes of value, because there are notes that are, that you go like, that was a good note. You have to be able to balance, because what ends up happening, the way to really, I think, handle it is you listen to all of them, but you also have to be able to go, I hear what you're saying on this, and I totally disagree. It's hard to do when you're like starting out. Right, it's impossible.

You just can't. But once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you're like starting out. Right, it's impossible. You just can't. But once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you get to go like, oh yeah, that's a good, I know what you're going for there, I don't wanna do that. Right. And so I'm not.

Yeah. But your other note was great. And I- But could you imagine if like, you decided that like doing your mom's house was too difficult, so you're gonna bring in some Hollywood executives to help you. Oh my God.

Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keeping it up with the Kardashians or something. They're gonna help you produce your mom's house. I mean I had the fucking, that's so far fetched that like you know it's like it would be such a fucking shit show. It would be terrible. It would be terrible. But isn't it interesting that it's so popular? But people, once it becomes popular, then they would want to get in on it.

And here's how we can make it better. Better. Yeah, we'll tighten it up. Figure out a way to make it- Can you imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing? It'd be impossible. Yeah. I can't even take, I don't even, when someone asks me to put someone on, even if I would

want to put that person on, now I don't want to put them on. Just because they asked you? Yeah. I don't want to put them on. Just because they asked you? Yeah. I don't want to get into that. I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show, and that's it. That's the only way I've ever done it. That's the only way I want to do it.

Somebody asked me just like a week ago, a guy stopped me and he was like, I have a question about podcasting. I go, what? He goes, how do you, what's the like criteria for asking someone to be a guest? And I go, what do you mean? He goes, like, what do you check off? And I go, somebody I wanna talk to. Yeah.

Like that's the, he goes, that it? I go, that's it. That's it. That's what I wanna do. That's the beautiful thing about what we're doing and the beautiful thing about today. There's never been a time like that where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people and it's just I want to talk to

That guy. Yeah, like this guy doesn't think the moon landing is real. Come on in come in here Fucking hummus cannon guy on That nutty dude And the funny is we were exchanging videos of him before like remember we were like Is that guy for real? Like, what do you think is going on? So that's really who he is? That's who he is.

You sure there's not a little bit of? He understands. He gets, Will Blunderfeld, he gets that there's an angle with which people are seeing this through. And he understands the humor in it. But it's based in for him an authentic point of view for sure. So he's trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff.

He would say that's fucking gay or to not do that stuff. This is Spartan mentality. The straightest thing you can do is fill another guy up with cum. It's like one of his quotes. What's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors live. That's what he talks about all the time. And he's pretty well versed in like Spartan history, samurai. He'll know these, he's like, here's the literature.

He'll show you. Like, I think, look, the real, if you want to like break down what he's doing, I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to- Trick guys into fucking them. That think a big part of what he's doing is trying to trick guys into fucking them. That's one big one of them. The other one is, you know, shedding this masculinity is only this. Like, that's like the origin of it, right? That like, that, you know, you don't have to be this way in order to be Matt or like guys are whatever so many guys are super homophobic is like the that's like the footsteps of all this starting. Mm-hmm

and then I think you know, I think he's very aware of Humor and he has to be yeah, he told us dick a hummus cannon. It's great I mean, yeah, and yeah, you're wonderful starfish receptacle or something. Yeah, whatever he says. Yeah your dirt hole So types of where you got to lick each other's nipples if you're a real man. Yeah. But yeah, he knows what he's doing. I think he knows what he's doing.

How many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos? A couple that have probably been like, am I straight now? I did what you said. I don't know, man. That's the thing. If someone gets enough followers, there's going to be, out of every 1,000 people, there's a guy that you can talk into being in a cult. My favorite is this guy right now, Fancy Chef,

where he's like, he's just, I haven't sent you Fancy Chef videos? No. He's just like, in his kitchen, and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat, and then he'll put like strawberries in a glass, and he's like, beautiful and nice, look at this shit I just made he'll put like strawberries in a glass he's like beautiful and nice look at this look at the shit I just made you just put strawberries in a glass but he keeps he's like book me call me right now

millionaires and billionaires only and he does this whole pitch about how he's like a world-class chef and you just keep watching you're like am I getting trolled or is this is what's going on is a delusional person or is this a subtle troll that's exactly what you do and then the more you watch you're like, oh no, he's delusional for sure But meanwhile being delusional can get you pretty fucking can it can and like he so he's cooking food What's the food on the left a left right there? What is that? What does he got going on there? Yeah looks like chicken Looks like chicken. Beautiful and nice. Beautiful and nice.

Well he just laid fucking thyme on top of it. I don't know that's going to do anything. And he goes between this... There's a lot of wine glasses. Like he's always putting there's a lot of wine glasses like he's always putting something in a glass and then Day look at the top comment day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire like It's like Jamie I'm gonna send you a guy that I'm addicted to I'm addicted to this dude

It's a BS dining experience. Uh-huh. And all this dude does is deep fry food. Pete Slauson That's it? Jared Slauson But it just does it with enthusiasm, outdoors. Give me some volume. Go down and get the chicken, not the snake. The snake's disgusting. Go down and get some of that chicken. What's this? Pete Slauson Hold it up. Jared Slauson Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease. Everything gets baptized.

Pete Slauson That's a lot of chicken, bro. Jared S of chicken. Oh yeah, he's cooking for like parties. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Ohhhhh. He mentioned how good that is, dude. Oh my god, I get so hungry. And watch when he puts it out watch when he pulls it out ohhhhh my god come on come on look at that look at that and he does this with everything he does it with fish like go back to his page To his actual page so you can see all the different. Yeah, so he's got all kinds of shit like look he's doing crabs and fish

Look at this. It's all deep-fried terrible for you. Yeah looks amazing Waffles and everything if you were like do let's what's the decadent thing you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like When it's done. Well, I don't know that anything is makes me happier But fried chicken fried chicken at Roscoe's with waffles with butter and syrup and you get a little piece of the chicken a little piece of the waffle sensational fried chicken where the crisp is done Perfectly and the chicken isn't dry, like it's still moist. Juicy, oh. That's why that guy's stuff looks so good.

Oh my god. Juicy, like a juicy fried chicken. Oh. Yeah. I don't know if there's anything more satisfying. I got Colonel Sanders the other day. Yeah. Not the other day, about seven months ago. I was just driving and I was hungry,

like chicken's probably pretty safe. Let me pull in, get some fried chicken chicken it just tasted like poison yeah yeah I was like what's in this what kind of oil are you guys using what was the last time you cleaned the oil at KFC a random KFC in the middle of nowhere so I've had some KFC that's really good like there used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills I used to get every now and then I wanted to cheat. I'd go in there and get some, get a fucking bucket of chicken. Let's go. It's so good.

So good with hot sauce on it. Ooh, baby. But this one was terrible. Do you have an unnatural tolerance for hot sauce, don't you? Yes. Is this genetic? I think it is, because my daughter has it. I have one daughter that does-

You haven't like trained up to it, or you have kind of. I think I've trained up to it too. But one daughter is like- One daughter just can take take anything. She's fine. Yeah, she loves it She's like really hot stuff. Like I brought her some of that senior lechuga I have a partnership with senior lechuga and we make some crazy hot sauce like Reapers in it. Yeah, it's potent She's no problem. So that is kind of that's it has to be genetic Because I've been with you and I've been like, what are you talking about? You're like, that's fine that is kind of, that's- It has to be genetic. It has to be. Yeah, because I've been with you and I've been like,

what are you talking about? And you're like, that's fine. I'm like, that's not fine. No one else is fine. Yeah, I'd fuck up that Hot Wing show. I can get down. I think you would. I can get down, yeah.

He's the best, Sean. I love Sean Evans, he's great. I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce. Yeah, well that's it. It just doesn't make any sense, but I can get down with some ferocious shit. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.

I'm like, well this can't down with some ferocious shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it I'm like this it can't just be like Natural no, I mean like it's natural but I'm saying that's not everybody No, I think there's some genetic and then there's some buildup to it, but I like it I like I like I like a I like a I like kick but I don't like that. I like Really? I like and you don't feel like that. I like woof. Really? I like woof. And you don't feel like it. I start sweating. My daughter makes fun of me because I literally pouring down my face.

She's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, what's with your head? I start sweating. But I start sweating way lower. My clothes are wet, like everything. I love it on eggs. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I put senior lechuga on my eggs this morning. I had eggs with elk sausage for breakfast. Ooh, baby. You want some elk sausage? I got some. Ooh, I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna leave here. I'll give you a bunch.

I got a commercial freezer back there. Okay. I'll definitely take some. Oh, elk sausage is so good, man. And it's just like ready to frozen? Mm-hmm. Is it? Yep, frozen.

And I got this jalapeno cheddar. What's the best way to prepare that elk sausage? I like it on a skillet. I like it. I do it on a Traeger too. I do it on the pellet grill. That's good too, you get it to a certain temperature. I like that too, I do it real slow. I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal

and then pull it. But as long as you don't overcook it because they do add like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me. Because I get it prepared at like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me because I get it Prepared at like a butcher shop. Mm-hmm, but you do you're dealing with a much leaner meat It's you know, you can dry it out. Yeah, you can dry it out, you know, there's a fine line You want it like right where medium rare? That's how I do. I love using my my pellet grill. Oh pellet grills are great That's great. Yeah, and they're so easy. Then I got a newest Tra. I had the old one, but the newest one is so much better. It's incredible really

Yeah, it's just it makes everything smokier. The effect is better that the flavors better It's easier to use. It's got two different probes for temperature It's just like it alerts you on your app You get the app is lower and raise the temperature on the app I know I went out. Yeah, I mean like I left the house with the boys Just check the day see the temperature of the food You can see the temperature of the grill and you could say, you know, what is it getting a little close? Let me drop that bitch down to 180. Yeah and bang. It's incredible. Yeah

Well, it's just so easy to use. I still like an offset smoker too, though I got I have a real offset smoker that I got that is better the thing about the real offset smoker it's much more of a pain in the ass, but There's certain sugars that you get from the wood the wood itself like a real piece of mesquite a real piece of post oak And you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up and Then you dial it in with the dampers. It's like a thing. It's like a lot of work Yeah, but the flavor is even more intense I know I get so seduced by these videos of people doing things and I found this I forget what company it is makes this like

Argentine I got one of those to grill works the wheel it yeah over the fire and I want one of those too. Grill works. Where they wheel it over the fire and I like, I want one of those. Grill works. Yeah. Go to grill works. I want one of those. Dude, uh, grill works. Ben, he, uh, he hooked me up and I, uh, I had one installed at my house, but it's the same thing. Cranking up. That is great. Just stakes. Yeah. Just like watching that video. I was like, Oh yeah. Cause there's the same thing. You're just using hardwood. So you just got hardwood cooking cooking you get those flames rising up. Look at that There's a place this is this is the thing. Yeah exactly. Well, that's um, our place in Vegas

This is our meats Jose Andres's place. That's what they use. I want one of these that I'll get you. I'll hook you up Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have that guy make you one fuck. Yes, you'll love it They're the shit. They're the shake. That's oh, yeah better. It's incredible and they have a bunch of different ones They can either do a custom build or they just have one like that. That's already made they rolled into your backyard Yeah fucking incredible. That's so cool And if you dial it in right if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end Nothing better. It has that flavor like that place bizarre meats in Vegas and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end. Oh. Nothing better.

It has that flavor, like that place, Bizarre Meats in Vegas. Shout out to Jose, man. Shout out to Jose. Jose addresses the shit. Bro, how crazy was it when it happened to him in Israel? With his World Central Kitchen folks? Yeah.

It looks like they targeted them. It's horrible, man. Didn't they kill like six people? Bunch of people died. Yeah, we're just trying to feed refugees It's fucking sucks. How crazy is that? It sucks And those guys are just they go people don't know world central kitchen just goes anywhere. There's a disaster. Yeah hurricane Tornadoes, you know earthquakes in the war zone the invasion ofasion of Ukraine, they were setting up outside the border. They're just like, people need to eat. They're not like politically siding with anyone.

No. They're just feeding people. They're not even publicizing it. He's just doing it and then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it. It's incredible. He's genuine. He's like, there's genuine people that are really filled

with like real philanthropy like really want to help people. Yeah. And that's that guy. Yeah. And his food is insane. Oh my god. That Bizarre Meats in Vegas is like so underrated.

And he has a one in DC. It starts with a J. I forget. It's so fucking good. All Spanish. Like always like his foodie. I think he's got one in Chicago too. Yeah. He's got a bunch, but they're yeah. He doesn't miss. That dude's food is thing. He's got one in Chicago, too. Yeah, he's got a bunch, but they're yeah

He doesn't miss that dude's food is amazing. He's the best Tommy buns. You're the fucking man. Thanks for doing this brother Yeah, of course. So when your show comes out come back do it again. I would love to say thank you so much my pleasure All right. All right. Bye everybody Oh check on the baseball stuff real quick. Okay. Good call good call all right open up Google high school baseball Come on or was the other one you said humidor's yeah humidor's in high school baseball Nope most mostly shit already look at phones cars Halle Berry Boxers Michael Jordan

Nope not yet. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe eventually. I'll send you. Right now it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about. Yeah. Yeah. I will definitely. Science, Black Hole, Stephen Colbert. Alright, thanks Jimmy. Bye, everybody.