The Joe Rogan Experience - #2205 - Legion of Skanks

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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The Joe Rogan Experience Good to see you. What's happening? What's up, Joe? You have a little adventure coming over here. We did. Got a little lost. Sweating. This one ever dropped off the wrong spot? This one might be on me. About halfway. About halfway. This off at the completely right spot in his mind. And the amount that I cursed him because we thought it was the wrong spot, I mean. We spent about. That's on me because I should have got you guys the car service. We have the car

service that takes guys all the, I figured you guys were already here. Well the funny was when we were at about, I don't know, three quarters into our three quarter mile walk here, you sent somebody over to come get us and he pulled up in a car and he goes, he goes, you guys for Joe, right? And we said, yeah, and he goes, follow me. And then just drove away in the car. No way.

He didn't let us. You know what, you were too sweaty. Yeah, that's what it was. We just had his shirt off still, you could see him glistening. Do you like fuck this? My eyes were going, my hair product was in my eyes. Hey, are you guys here for Joe Rogan? You know what you were too sweaty I was in Utah where it was like 50 degrees and I came right here to Austin It was like 98 when I got out of the car. I was like, yo, I forgot. I forgot about this.

Summer doesn't end in Texas. It lasts a long time, but it does get winter here. And it's hilarious when the Austin people don't know what the fuck to do and it snows out. There's no infrastructure at all. I got stuck in Houston for maybe four or five days because they had, I mean, I want to say a light flurry, and there's a little bit of ice,

but Texas doesn't have like, you know, trucks. No plows. No salt trucks. When we had the big freeze the first year I moved here, they did nothing. They did nothing, they just let it thaw. Yeah. I went once, I was the one flight that was able

to get at one time to go to Dallas for a gig, and they had like, it was three inches of snow But the whole place shuts down and the thank God because the car that picked me up to drive me to the hotel that night If there was other cars in the road, dude, it would have been ping-pong every time he stopped the car would like turn sideways complete Because there's nobody else in the road So it didn't really matter telling this sketchiest feeling is not when you're in like Edmonton or some shit and they have to spray that stuff on the wings Oh, yeah, sir in the wings. Yeah, like yo like there's a real because it's kind of a misty Freezing rain thing going on you like there's a real possibility

Like go, you know fucking one in a thousand one in a hundred thousand chance that those fucking things aren't gonna go up One in a thousand one in a hundred thousand chance that those fucking things aren't gonna go up Cuz they're frozen stuck so they have to spray it and what would happen if those things didn't go up Is that it? There's no control of the plane. I just don't I don't want to know anything. I'm like they got a backup That's right thing I always remember talking to I think it was Ben Bailey years ago And I was like you know so funny the more I fly the more I'm afraid of flying somehow I go But I have to just assume Planes are designed that like if all fails like they're designed to kind of be able to be able to be glided to safety

All the engines you know if you know the engines it nose dives directly to the girl that why it was such a deal the Miracle in the Hudson it was a miracle that the guy was able to land the plane when the engines went out Right and that's cuz that guy was like a real serious pilot. Yeah, that guy really knew how to fucking fly I love the argument that he's not those makes me laugh. They're like he did his job. He goes sure Woman if he's a trans woman from a third world country, he'd be the greatest hero of all time I remember when it landed I was rooting for him to be drunk like I just wanted him to come out and I fucking did it on coke I also wish there was like like a drag queen that would do something heroic so everyone's got like praise the things of life you know like

cunt lips thunder tits they always got stupid names how weird is it that it's an argument whether or not drag queen should be reading books to kids it's what's the upside of that yeah like why whose idea was this yeah can we talk to the first person who came up with this idea like what you know kids lacking these days the most aggressive gays yelling at them Listen to the story honey at the very least I've met some very nice drag queens But at the very least it's an odd choice that might be one that someone's out of their fucking mind chooses It's a possibility right it's not zero absolutely why I went to one It's almost like we actually did a sketch

We did a thing called Legion of Sketch where we performed dirty comedy to kids in a library. And that was the whole point is that we were like, you know, it's an adult job. You know what I'm saying? It's not meant for little kids. So somebody wearing makeup and even though it's not inherently sexual what they're doing

in that moment, it's like what their whole thing is meant for a nightclub for adults. Well, that's what the people who defend it they always go I don't know have you ever been to one like it's just a guy in a dress reading a story It doesn't have to be weird, but then you're like, you know, it would be even less weird There's a guy not an address reading a story or just the teacher. Yeah, just like whoever the person So I guess the argument for it would be this is what makes these people happy We should normalize the fact that they want to dress up

like very flamboyant women. We should normalize, that's the argument. If you wanted to like- You're doing porn, you shouldn't have porn stars reading books to kids either. Yeah, for what? Right, but if you wanted to take the other side's position, like what would you say?

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It's like something you should be kind of concerned about if it was a stripper reading books to a kid Yeah, you would go again It's just not like it the whole thing that's interesting about it is you take this fish out of water, and I just don't think you should be experimenting with kids. How about guys on parole for violent crimes? How about have them read to kids? They give them puppies now. How about corrupt politicians?

Have them read to kids. That I object to the most. How about CEOs have been arrested for embezzlement? How about them reading to kids? How about all kinds of like maybe cool? Maybe cool, but maybe super fucking sketchy people Reading stories to kids, you know, there's a lot we could go with a lot of it's reading time with day Sean I don't know People convicted of violent assault, but they wouldn't do it again. It was a bad move

How do kids I was uh, I was on one of those apps to hire a babysitter recently. And it's a very weird that I'd never done it before. And it's almost like a dating app. Like you're like swiping left and right, but it's on for babysitters for your kids. And I will say, and I'm on the Legion of Skanks, I'm a comedian, I hang out in a pretty seedy world, but it is amazing how judgmental you get

when you're just judging a person off their face over whether they're gonna watch your kids I was like nose ring You'll never be more racist Tattoos on the faces of no go. It's not like being an MMA fighter. Yeah, it's like you might be cool You might be a cool person, but sugar Sean O'Malley can pull it off post Malone could pull it off But not the fucking baby I'm considering getting a tattoo on my face at Gangfest Like how about if there was that's a good idea when we say how about if there's guys with tattoos on their faces that wanted

To read stories to kids would that be cool who would be cool with that? If it was post Malone, you'd be like, of course He's so cool. Let him read the stories to kids. That'd be really fun They would be weirded out if your kids had like a face tattoo teacher at all. Yeah, I'd be weirded out I would not I would not like that listen like jelly rolls is the coolest motherfucker alive He's got face tattoos There's a lot of people that do them and wish they didn't do them or do them and are happy with them and like them It's cool. No, I'm not saying you should a possibility of you being out of your fucking mind is in there

No, no, absolutely, but I mean the idea that like I'm not like even I said post I don't think a teacher with face tattoos might be the best teacher Like in the world. I just think it's like as a parent you'd walk in and be like this motherfucker It's possible that they could be they might be they might be Despite of it. Yeah, they have to go so far above and beyond right if someone with a face tattoo is an excellent teacher Then let them teach inmates Isn't it funny we have no problem with sleeves like my kids teacher to sleep bug on teach, but I think 30 years ago they probably did if you showed up a

Teacher 30 years ago people like what the fuck is this guy doing okay? I got Bob now It is a sign of cool if you see someone with like a button-down shirt and like this part of the arm You see is completely done. You're like all right. Yeah, why I think there's probably it's probably Conservative America would still feel like a little weird about a somebody with a sleeve teaching well little Girl in kindergarten as a representative of conservative America here, I will say I was at my daughter's T-ball game and there was one of the moms pregnant and one of her kids is in the t-ball game and she's in shorts and just Has two leg sleeve tattoos now up no judgment that is fine, but there was something where I was like

It's just a little odd Generation I'm judging the town for letting the girl play t-ball Yeah that's crazy It is, it's dangerous I'm judging you for coming out as conservative I now, I now Joe, this is my new grift I am now Mr. Conservative We gotta get Trump elected

You've given up on this libertarian stuff There's no money in it, I figured out There's definitely no money in it but that's why they let it exist Because there's no money. If there was another legitimate party that was actually challenging to the Democrats and the Republicans, they would attack it. They don't say a peep about the Libertarians. In their eyes, the Libertarians are just vote stealers from the Republicans.

Yeah, they were mad when Trump came this year, but aside from that, they don't really. They don't see us as a threat. Yeah, they don't. No political party gets mad at the Libertarians. They're fucking furious at the Republicans. The Republicans are furious at the Democrats. Nobody gives a fuck what the Libertarians say. Including me.

Dave speaking at the thing was the funniest when he goes, Donald Trump's gonna come up here and we're gonna show him that we know how to act and behave and because we are the right party. And he went up there right away and he went, fuck you, you fucking pussy. Well I knew, I'm literally, you murder a rapist. Act and behave and because we are the right party Well, I knew I'm a rapist I got off stage and I passed by Angela McCardell Who's the chair of the libertarian party and I walked right by her and I went zero percent chance. They listen Now let's go watch the shit show because this is gonna be so how much of a shit show was it? I was awful

I mean just the only watch like a little bit of it. So I went I they kicked me out of backstage Because it's like a Secret Service like checkpoint thing or whatever because they're real on top of that not so big on People with rifles on buildings, but they got me out of there And so I go out and I come back around in the main room and I'm just I walk into the middle of just all the people like And so I go out and I come back around in the main room and I walk into the middle of just all the people like, blah, blah, blah, and so on. And one of them, at one point Trump goes,

he goes, I fired Comey, and one of the libertarians goes, "'Cause he was on to you." And I just turned to him and I went, that's not even the right heckle. And then the guy goes, oh, what's the right heckle? I was like, I can't give it to you right now Well, the car was a wild scene the Comey thing was what would they they were alleging? First of all that the Clinton campaign was spying on

The Trump campaign, right? Yeah, it was it was after that He was trying to blackmail him and fucking Trump caught on to that. We fired him. Yeah for sure Yeah, for sure. Yeah, are you how do you know? So, okay, so if you oh, here we go guys About this just leave he came in he goes P did he Definitely fucked everybody and and did this and raped everyone and then we're like, well, how do you know? He's like I read And did this and raped everyone and then we're like well. How do you know he's like I read But that's what you can do in comedy is that is enough to checkmate most comedians All right, yeah, well it's also it's just a funny thing to say

You could also be like admitting the ridiculousness of it yourself. saying I read you know Because it's kind of an admission like I'm not there I was one of these parties and man P. Diddy was like if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go fuck meek Mill on the butt, but like that's never gonna have no one comes out So if you're like if you're looking at that But like what makes you conclude that he definitely was doing that Because he basically the first time they ever met He presented him with the the steel dossier which had all of the like dirt the peepee stuff Yeah, all the peepee shit in it or shouldn't say shit. There was no shit alleged just piss

Russian piss Yes, alleged just piss Russian piss Yes, alleged Russian piss That's the aspect Something like that and then any place so dirty they play dirty like a movie It's it's pretty crazy Yes, it's really. I don't know, I mean, did you see? That was the number one fear of having these big agencies have so much power, is that they would never

want to relinquish it. They would never want to say, like, hey, look, we're patriots, I think we should follow by the rule of the Constitution and let the people decide. Like, it's like everything else, man. Once you start running shit, you don't want to stop. Hell, I've seen friends of mine have way less power go to their head. It's weird right I wouldn't trust these two with power, but it is a weird thing to watch right yes. It's bizarre

That's human beings though man now imagine that but with no showbiz No showbiz so you get in that rush, but now the rush is controlling the world Well isn't that kind of- Yeah, it's like the way we feel about like crushing on stage is the way Hillary Clinton feels about crushing Libya. But isn't that like, who became, we saw, he died, I fucking crushed. Wasn't that L. Ron Hubbard though? L. Ron Hubbard was like, hey this will be funny, I'll start this and go into this, start

a religion, and then like years later, he said when his friends he told that to hit him up like, is crazy, dude You did it. It's like you know you like you ran that scam, and he's like scam you better get your feet and his levels checked if you're gonna say it's like he just started eating his own shit cuz like well he was Do you know that he's the most prolific writer in human history sci-fi was yeah more fiction Yeah, then any other human being ever more than Stephen King more than anybody and one by more than anybody and Not a second draft amongst them

everything Hot nonsense if you read it, it's like these are the dumbest stories Well, do you remember the Dianetics commercials? Do you murder commercials with the yeah the volcano like the lava was going Yeah, it just gave you like like the most generalized things anyone feels he goes. Are you sometimes tired and sometimes awake? Cuz I you just it was just kind of cool. I was like a dumb kid So like hey, do you want us to test your stress levels? It's like boy do I and I went over and I held these dumb things and like the words that go like that Yeah, they're like you're stressed and I was like I am right there like come on inside

They brought me into this weird thing. They tried to sell me a book I don't really like that too And I did that in San Diego is down there filming something and we were in the park and it was like at a time Where I could a lot of people didn't know who I am and I could sneak in and I sat down at this guy's table And he gave me the e meter and I put my hands on things and he told me what it was reading I'm like, how does this thing function? Like what is it? What is it reading off my book and the dude was like I don't explain he didn't want to really be there He's just a member who got roped into doing this thing. He had zero enthusiasm

They have the street team job for it's the lowest level lowest level job You could have for is having to go out and bark people into your church. Have you guys read Lawrence Wright's book? About it. I don't think so It's called going clear. Oh, I saw the documentary the HBO thing Yeah, the book is the documentaries basically tells you all you need to hear but it's God. It's so It's such a strange religion, but here's the thing about it, man. This is what's weird about religions. This is my, you know, I'm a moron, but I occasionally have these moments where I'm

like, I think I know what the fuck is going on. If you really believe it, it benefits your life. Even if it's hot nonsense. Even if it's a 14 year old kid who finds golden tablets that contain the lost work of Jesus and only he can read it because he has a magic rock. But if you get enough of those people, they make great neighbors.

Like it fucking works, man. They just want their kids to go to school. But here's my question, is it better to be an atheist and to be this person who just objectively looks at the world and like like none of this makes sense There's no way there could be a God. I think when you die you die and that guy's fucking miserable It's that guy's taking medication and all of his friends think he's annoying About atheists and you're right about all that

Do you believe like in a higher power no, no,, I don't not believe I believe that's what my girlfriend says if there's more to the universe and more to life than we can think of through our narrow field of perception. That's what I think I think there's more to human contact and interaction than just people talking to each other. I think there's a thinly veiled reality that we live in where we express our souls to each other, I think there's a thinly veiled reality that we live in where we express our souls to each other. That's what I think. And I think it's a very complicated and confusing thing that's fucked up by lies and deception and violence and war. Well, so many of them.

And it's enhanced by friendship and love and communication. And it's weird there's a thing going on that's beyond just like you're born and you die and If that thing keeps going when the physical body Stops existing I wouldn't be surprised. I think Religion is always the funniest to dial back to though because all the organized stuff and you were doing the Joe Smith story finds The tablets or the plate right right everything. They Could that be more of a religion that was like, pitched by a dude to a bunch of dudes? Well, this is a kid. Turns out we could have a whole bunch of chicks and they always have to live next to each other.

And then you fuck one this night and then the other. They were like, it was like racist up until like 30 years ago. They were like black people were like the seed of the devil or whatever and then they change it They're like no no they're cool now. They're racist when your women are bearded you ever see sister wives It's not like you're stoked to have three of them Yeah, but dude two two fours is an eight what you know the guy who wrote it. That's when shit gets sketchy Yeah, there is something about like when it's from thousands of years ago Yeah, it's easy to go like look there was a burning bush

Yeah, God spoke to this guy and you're like when like five thousand years ago you're all right fine But when you're just like three Wednesdays ago, it happened You're like I'm not buying that there's enough stories that are similar about the ancient stories of like Apocalypse is like this stuff about like the epic of Gilgamesh is real similar to know in the ark There's enough of those Jesus was like they keep on just Redescribing him from like thousands of years before Jesus was around that story of him being the son of God and all the virgin mother Jesus is trans. She's a black woman. He could have been an alien Jesus. Yeah, sure He could have been an alien

Jesus yeah sure Someone who came here and didn't make any sense that he was born and he just existed but knew everything and was the son of God I'm trying to straighten everybody out and then they kill him and like all right we tried It literally could be an alien I mean if you're thinking about what how long ago this is This is thousands of years of people telling a story, right? I mean how long after Jesus is dead before they even write the the new stuff Well, why is no, I think it's like that long ago. We were years after his death, right? At least a hundred years after his death

Well, it's but you don't say like also years ago like no one considers the idea of works of fiction Right like everything then was just written from the thing versus Entertainment there's a combination of that and then real events They're trying to document so both things are true because they had a lot of shit going on back then like they didn't have to write Fiction they were getting killed by swords people getting lit on fire and shot with arrows like there's not a time to be making shit up Yeah, it's like what time to be making shit up. Yeah, it's like what happened to your brother? And it's like, I don't know, a beast got ahold of him?

Yeah, but it can't be all Colosseum-ing. Once in a while you got flying back and there's no video game. Listen, that's life then, though. You're not gonna write Harry Potter when you're getting slayed by the Romans. I thought you were fighting a lot. He goes, I got a good idea!

I'm sucking with like, I don't know, a magical school. The dude can walk on water. He walked on fucking water. And then he put a guy's ear back on. Water into wine. Come on, who's not happy with that idea? A lot of those miracles, I am studying magic right now for my magic show at Skankfest.

And I'm reading a book about magic. But a lot of those miracles that they talk about, it's theorized that they were just like magicians that were like doing tricks for people, and they would get like- By the way, Jesus Christ would be a great name for a magician if there was no Jesus Christ. It's got a Chris Angel ring to it. Oh, it's a great name. Yeah, Jesus Christ would be amazing.

Come see Jesus Christ live at the Rio. Yeah, because it's got like a little bit of a Latin flair, because you know you could say it like Jesus. Mexicans are the only people that I know of or I guess Spanish people as well where the name Jesus, it's literally Jesus. You could name your kid Jesus. Like how many Muslim kids are named Muhammad? A lot! It was like the number one name for boys in Ireland like a couple years ago. Muhammad? Yeah, Muhammad. It freaked freaked people out they're like what

But but you can't name your son your American son Jesus. It's gonna raise a few eyebrows if you bring baby Jesus You I know you legally can't name your child Jesus Christ, oh is that true? Oh is that true? Pendulums gonna swing back to like there was a time naming kids Jesus no, but naming no, but naming kids Like when there was no actual like lines drawn on naming Years and years ago as far as like race goes so my grandmother's boyfriend when she died still name was Jerome look at this There's old. There's old Tyrone, like white Tyrones. Wait, dude, that- That just stopped one day and those became black names. These are all names that are ruled illegal by courts within the US.

So Bobby Green just got his name changed to King. He got his name legally changed to King Green. Yeah, he's gonna have to take this to the Supreme Court. Maybe not, because it said, go back to that please. But the states, but before that it was like showing how many states. Does it say that? Why can't it be 1069? So it was just the way it was phrased in the earlier thing that you had.

Okay, here it is. There's a handful of names that were ruled illegal by courts within the US. So that could be local courts. So in some areas it's illegal to have these names not all areas But how imagine you can't even call your kid Santa Claus how about majesty imagine you can't call your kid Adolf Hitler I'm gonna name my kid Roman numeral to you could only call your kid majesty if you are an R&B singer There's so many rapper kids like kids you've read name like Prince Spelling though could I name my kid Messiah with like an apostrophe in the middle right? I bet you could yeah I'll be you change the spelling Let me see the list

What is the third you can't be the Roman numeral three? You can't you can't be the Roman numeral three that can't be your name is that come up a lot So they had to make it illegal There's third album they'll let you in the border, but whatever you do don't use that number three thing that Roman three That's fucked up, dude. You can't call your baby Roman number three, but like two and four okay, okay in 19th Call your baby Roman number three, but like two and four okay, okay in 19th North-dakota man named Michael Herbert dangler who was adopted wanted to change his name to these four numbers which held Philosophical and personal significance for him state court rejected his name change was requested 1976

No, yours can't be used can't be names due to potential confusion But isn't like isn't Elon Musk kids name like a sounds aol used to make well He calls his son X, but it's like a bunch of other letters, too That guy's son, but you were a moron that would suck Schwarzenegger had a son that was a schlub and then the one he didn't know he had looked just Like him it was shredded and we're Jack constantly. Yeah, it's hilarious. I think the other son's Jack too now Oh is he he had to catch up them because he was a schlubby kid sometimes. He just you know fuck dad I don't even want to live with yeah You're so you like you have so much privilege like I would just never want to lift weights at that point

I could never imagine like building the foundation as like a young Schwarzenegger to be like I'm just gonna work really hard now at something right because you born inside that house. Yeah Yeah, well, you're half Kennedy half Schwarzenegger. That's crazy Tom Hanks has a son that became another Tom like Hanks person You know tucking in his polo shirts on a Sunday and then one went full wigger So it's like someone's there's like a thing about the way you name your kid that someone brought up the other day fuck I wish I remember who was saying this but there were there's like an actual principle to it And I think it's based on Chet Hanks

It's like calling him chat just sets him up to be Oh, yeah, you've never met awesome Chaz is except Chaz Palmin Terry's the exception to the rule That's not what you picture when you picture a Chaz Well isn't Chaz Palmin is that his full name is that he said or is it a shortened version probably Charles My guess would be there's certainly names that are like associate like I have an ex-girlfriend I won't even say her name this how crazy she is like every girl I've ever met with this name is a crazy bitch, but she's so crazy that I refuse to say her name that loud Yeah, dude, I want some beetle juice last night. How was it's fucking great. Yeah, yeah funny shit, man

I heard the reviews are not good. That's probably why you like The crow was I didn't hear about the reviews until after I saw it though. I didn't know anything about it I just went in cold. It was great great that was like the female Ghostbusters everyone hated it so much that I watched it on a Flight I was like it wasn't that bad. It's kind of on beetle juice is better than that beetle juice is really good the females Go, it's fucking great man. It's like but it's like on par with the original movie. It's Tim Burton at its best It's really good man I fucking enjoyed the shit out of it when When I heard that people didn't like it, I was like, really?

Well, I believe all the bullshit I read right away where they're like, Michael Keaton's only in it for 10 minutes. Well, that was the point. No, that's not true. So they wanted to make sure that he wasn't in it anymore, because in the first movie, he was only in it for 13 minutes, a total, right?

Yeah. So they were like, they didn't want to change that element, so they purposely made it so he was in it for around the same amount of time. Yeah, all that fucking number stock is nonsense. They didn't want to change that element so they purposely made it so he was in it for around the same amount of time Yeah, I'm all that fucking number stock. It's nonsense It's the movies fun like you don't give a shit if he's in there when no one a rider is great. Everybody's great It's it's a fucking fun movie man, and it's Tim Burton like at his weird best. It's very weird I met one on a rider on the streets in New York City when I was selling comedy club tickets right after she got arrested for

Shoplifting yeah, that was the most bizarre thing ever she was like you could have got her You're like oh my god, she has the same likes as me what she was in like I can afford to buy you makeup you crazy bitch But it's just genuinely like craziness right cuz she's rich. She was a movie star at that time She didn't need the money. It's a I think it's for a lot of people. It's a thrill thing. What's the last thing you stole Joe? I stole a candy bar when I was 13. That's the last thing. Yeah, I got caught Pulled me into a back room and I was terrified and I don't even know what I was doing I was just doing it because I

Thought I could get away with it. You know we were fucking young kids walking around Yes, really the thing is what you what's the worst thing you got caught stealing mine was stuffing porn magazines down the front of my And I mean the guy I try reselling that And I mean the guy I try reselling that The guy at the drugstore the guy at the drugstore was baiting me to do it like he couldn't wait Leaving porn out no no no the porn section was tricked Yeah, no baiting is the wrong word for him say he he knew I was getting ready to he felt that I was waiting He could have stopped you before you did the class time before I did I said hey

You can't be in here unless you're gonna blow up I kind of made notice he laid back and I was gonna like he knows I'm like I guess not He's just sitting there and I did and then an old man spinning you around and lifting your shirt to show the half of porn magazine How old we ran like 12 I ran so fair. Oh boy should not be left alone. Yeah Their own device I saw cars when I was 12 years old we meet my friends would break into cars in the shop right parking lot and

just clear out all the change in the The center console all it takes is one bad kid in the neighborhood. That's fun My my biggest deal wasn't even like for money or anything. I was staying at my my grandmother's friend's house My aunt and eat an uncle herb and uncle herb had a nice stack of like porn magazines that I found There's a pattern this pattern. No, this is funny Well, this is one I thought I'd get away with for no reason

I took a few I just watch I think every one of these stories is gonna end with Jay being spun around and his shirt lifted up like proverbially that because I took a few of his giant stack being like he'll never miss these and if he does He's not gonna think it was me and if he does think it's me We're gonna have this quiet code of like what are you gonna tell my mom? I took your put you it's like somebody what to find about your porn magazines now. That's exactly what he did He didn't give a shit. He was like, I want my porn magazines back and then went down the channels for my grandma It's my mom. Oh, did I grab these? Oh shit

That's Oh, dude, that's such an embarrassing to get a phone call goes your uncle herb Once is to pre internet porn was like gold when you're a kid at that age Were you because we had a magazine that we found in the woods and another kid stole it from us And it was a thing every kid found dirty the woods in the woods Yeah, of course. You just hope that it was wet for the right reasons Yeah, yeah, then I had that one at home for a little while and I used to I used to live in a shitty apartment So I'd like a drop ceiling So so keep it inside of my ceiling to hide it from my mom and I would just I this it was like literally covered in

mud and Water did you guys see that shit that was going down in Philadelphia yesterday? We're one of those street takeovers I saw a video Car drives towards it and hits his lights and thinks he's gonna get them to scatter and they just jump all over the car I didn't see that video. I saw a couple of them Yeah, and what is it they're doing check this out look so the cop There's they've got a street takeover. So they just decide to stand in the middle of the street and block traffic. Oh, is it a protest?

No, I don't know what they're doing. I think they're just getting crazy. I don't know if they're protesting anything. I think it's just a group of kids just decided to get crazy. This is the United States of America. This is like one of the, if you saw that this was happening in Ecuador, you'd be like, yo, Ecuador is out of control Right, but no this is the United States of America in Philadelphia watch it happens. This cop car wait What was the first go back a little bit? What was the person who spun out with like a person hanging off the car? They're going crazy. It's a street takeover. They're doing that with their cars. That's what they're doing So they block traffic and then they spin around in circles in their cars, and they organize it So this cop tries to break it up

But they just fuck this cop's car up, dude hundreds of kids fuck And no one's in control of them go burr I mean if you are in that situation And you're parked in your car in like traffic because there's like I'm a cop You know but what if you're not a cop? Blast everybody for the way you can't shoot enough people there's two there's hundreds of people It's so funny and they'll kill you you get 16 of them. No, you might be able to get three of them

Be such a wild panic knowing you only have 12 bullets Well, the last ones for yourself you get with them Have you the first time you see like someone with authority in your life or something? Have to realize like a can't win situation is awkward Do you know I mean like seeing a cop have to like kind of surrender or have to give up my step-pop when we were Younger we were driving back my step-pop was like a power lifter always Like a big like a tough guy to me I always thought and we were driving back from the Philadelphia Zoo one day through Fairmount Park and they had shut it down for

What's called the Greek picnic which is all the black fraternities? Like party in the in this big giant park. I love the old Greek guy that shows up for it Jamie put that video back up But they have my step see my step these guys were coming and they were just walking all through the street all these like black frat dudes and like sit it was traffic jam because they're in the middle of the street and Sitting like on the hood of our car and stuff like that No, and my step-pop just being like I just seem just kind of sitting there kind of eating it and like realizing I was like Joe, you know, it was always like that Joe. Why aren't you gonna you know what?

You're right. This is just an unwinnable thing. That's one of my biggest fears, that I'm gonna be with my son, and I'm gonna get chumped out by tougher men than me. It's the most horrifying thing in the world, dude. Look at this video, and imagine if you're a person that just was going to see your aunt got in your car,

and got stuck behind this. Jesus. You had no idea you were gonna be trapped in this kind of traffic, and they're just gonna block off the street for who knows How long I said to join them just start doing fucking doughnuts also that people I mean Jesus Christ That's my car on fire likelihood of one of these kids getting runovers very high It happens all the time all the time they get hit by cars all the time. They go flying through the air It's like a dumb thing. They do in cars

Yeah, they're stolen cars. But these guys get so close to each other that they hit each other all the time. All the time. People go flying through the air. Boom! If you're a teenager, it does look like it's a lot of fun. Oh, look, man, if you don't have a dad,

and your mom's a cunt, and she does math, yeah, I'd be there too. It's a nice cut loose. Dude, being in the middle right there, dude. I would be there too. Imagine being in the middle right there, you'd feel like a king. Yeah, I'd be there too. It's a nice cut loose. Dude, being in the middle right there. I'd be there too. Imagine being in the middle right there, you'd feel like a king. Yeah, if your dad beats you,

if your dad's an alcoholic who just beats the shit out of you and the only love you get is from your friends on the streets. I was telling- Yeah, I'd be doing that too. I was telling these guys yesterday, I saw a video where it's a guy, some of the people filming, anything now, it's a guy in Times Square who films himself going up

and just talk robbing a guy Like all I just talk he just goes hey man come here come here He goes you guys you're doing a new documentary called. I just got robbed. He's like what he goes I'm gonna need your wallet. Don't run. Don't be weird. It's like intimidate and the guy and the guy's name is Rob He's clever the kids so Happy that he's not getting beat up just nervous and the word in the baby's not getting beat up like he pleasantly like gives him everything It's kind of like not go over there. He's like our man be easy man be easy and the guys like all right man cool Like he just gives him his stuff and walks away. It's just gives him his stuff back. No

Yeah, it's pretty nuts is it even illegal Real If this seems very very real are you sure that he doesn't give it back to him after they stop filming? So that it's not a crime? And that it's just a stunt? No, I think this happens all the time. People get arrested actually for it.

Really? You don't have to, how crazy are you? There's people who film somebody holding their guns and saying I'm about to go kill so and so. This happens all the time in New York. This happened to a former Miss New York. She was in the park and these two young, maybe Puerto Rican kids or black kids they come up like hey You know we're trying to sell candy for our basketball team that old scam and then she was gonna have any cash

They're like oh you could send us a Zell and she was like sure and then they got her to give them their phone And then they just sent themselves two thousand dollars under Zell and handed her phone back and just ran away And they just couldn't get the money back Jesus yeah, I saw I stopped paying attention when you said they may have been black or Puerto Rican He said selling candy for their football team or whatever like it definitely was black reporter Try to run the old buy some M&Ms from me scam You gotta have laws kids. It's dangerous out there You leave people to their own devices and you get that shit

You get people going wild in the streets, dude. It's a very scary Thank God we all survived being that age cuz you're just so stupid And yet you're in the body of kind of a grown-up and you just have like all these you know Just testosterone and fucking being young and not knowing like I could so easily if I live Away from being at one of those things when I was a kid But does that guy is the guy the idiot who keeps jumping over the car and lighting the fire in the middle Does he look back like is he 55 one day going like oh? Yeah? I was a little do you think 55 no probably not probably dies under a doughnut

Scallion 55 no probably night probably dies under a doughnut Souped up SUV. There's a high likelihood that young man's involved in other questionable activities Yeah, maybe but I'm saying but there's just those guys like I don't know how you Like grow up out of that that's gonna be something that really nails it I mean my childhood was outside of it crazy far from that I mean it wasn't I just wasn't with that crew But I was doing pretty like rancid shit I was stealing and you guys oh you guys just couldn't afford to pull that off you would have It wasn't a thing back then like that's only been a thing for the last like how many years Jamie as We are with the internet videos here 15 20. I don't know

Never when I was a kid there was none of that no one ever blocked the street did doughnuts Yeah, yeah, you did doughnuts in the school parking lot if you knew where the cops were they would drag race though in Philly They were like stop block off streets and like drag race. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true Did you find Jamie the guy robbing? I was I checked a couple 1980s look at that Instagram actually side shows they call them side shows Did you find Jamie the guy robbing? Look at that Instagram actually side shows they call them side shows. Yes. I've that's how I saw it first It's a thing from the Bay so that they first occurred from the streets of Oakland in during the mid 1980s back in the olden days Very Asian II activity yeah, I think

Stealing the cars is probably more of a newer thing They were just like it was like a car show essentially right right they were showing off their cars Yeah, they you know in the 70s and 80s. They'd have the you know the ones with the hydraulics and shit Yeah, that would happen. Oh it comes from it comes from a Bay Area rapper Richie riches sideshow damn Bancroft to the light Let me warm it up. I hit a doughnut tight rap sucks I Hit a doughnut tight Chevy on my side window straight-tinted. He got hype when he saw me spinning. I'm here Who likes this? I do I like a lot of it. It's fine

The what rap rap is fun. I know I love tons of rap That's whatever that was is terrible well that also you didn't really sell it like if I was at an audition I'd be like big Jay next time I want you to be in the moment You know you're rapping about these things you really feel this feel very strongly about these issues trying to lower those new a false So we chose we have to rap battle this Friday. Oh, yeah I see what although I have a feeling it's gonna be better than what I did But if we find the song sideways or whatever Yeah, I bet that guy doesn't kill it. It's all that cuz that that has to come from the air What's the 90s? I guess so so it might not be mumble rap, right?

Some of the fucking 90s stuff still holds up man. Oh, yeah, most of it does Yeah, you know I listened to the still holds up man. Oh, yeah most of it does yeah, you know I listened to the other day Tim dog. Oh Yeah, dog remember that guy. No he was like the first guy who went against the the guys from Compton and Was he based out of a no he's a New York guy. See it. Uh, yeah, I had a song called fuck Compton Well, that was the worst rap beef ending ever it was a NWA NWA split up from Ice Cube and then Dr. Dre left and then and him and easy went into their own thing and then that beef ended in in AIDS death

You don't see those ones happen anymore. Well those beefs they would go to actual shooting each other That's what's the craziest thing like never in the history of show business Was there a scenario where stars were having other stars murdered like openly what's happening now more than ever? Yeah It's easier to become like like a Quote-unquote star on the internet now so a lot of these guys are like getting really popular and then getting killed like young Rappers wildest conspiracy theory about that has to do with intelligence agencies Oh that CIA made them made him gangster and shit like that

It's yeah that they funded it and promoted it because they wanted to fill prisons. That's the wildest but it like you want a It's the wildest But it like you want to know why you're right down He's like society and you get kids like young kids who are like we're talking about dumb stoop real easily influenced Don't know what the fuck's going on and you introduce them to rap music It will most certainly change the way they think about life. Yeah, especially Oh, I don't know enough about that whole conspiracy and stuff But it is crazy if you're like if you remember the 80s and 90s the transformation from hip-hop

From being like the KRS one kind of like it There were like all these songs about like cleaning up their streets and listening to your dad It took this drastic turn from being like very positive like pro black kind of thing to just all the sudden being like we're killing everybody And fuck it Because I listen a lot of hip-hop like when I work out, but it's like it's just a slab you listen to the most hardcore shit I'm like, this is nice. Let me turn up the treadmill a little bit. I'm like if you're in the hood It's just inspiring you to murder people My favorite workout rap is Nas because the lyrics are so good.

It gets you hyped up. You know, like, that's the thing about the 90s hip hop. It was like so lyrically based. You got to listen to any beef raps. Any beef raps are the best to work out to. Just like, and I take no sides. I'll listen to Biggie and Tupac. You just want the impression.

Yeah, you just want the impression. Fuck you, Tupac. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Remember when Ice Cube? Fuck you,upac. Wait wait wait wait wait. Remember when Ice Cube put out no Vaseline? Bro you do not want to get in one of those rap battles with Ice Cube.

He was so great. For his time in rap he was fucking incredible. Bro he's such a good writer. Well they did the song Jackin for Beats and that's when he made the song. It's everybody else's. It keeps changing to all the most popular beats and he just does rap Oh, it's great. Didn't he do a lot of the writing for NWA? I think I think that was basically like the thing was he wrote all the songs easy

I mean like I think that doc guy probably wrote a bit too You know, I'm friends with Willie D from you know boys ghetto boys and he wrote everything he wrote He wrote like most of their songs He told me he wrote fuck a war in 45 minutes We were talking about on the podcast. He sent me a text because I wrote fuck a war in 45 minutes I sat down and I was like motherfucker war. Have you heard that song? Recruited oh Bro, we got a play. We gotta play it

Can I tell you that one of my favorite lyrics that never struck out to me or stood out to me when I was younger? But always makes me laugh and my mind's playing tricks on me. Oh is when Bushwick bill You know he's a midget, and then he sings a song he goes uh this wasn't no ordinary, dude He stood about six or seven feet He goes that's the end where I'll be seeing in my sleep Goes that's not even that crazy What he would Jamie just pulled up and Jamie the investigative journalist that he is just pulled up that ice cube formed his first rap Group called CIA in 1986. Oh my god coincidence. It's all right in front of us

My god coincidence. It's all right in front of us Puffy now like every interview with puffy. He's just like just being a little bit weird But everyone was like it was right in front of you, bro He was letting us know the whole time When I'm when Bill Maher said the n-word on his show and then the next week had to give his apology to ice cube was The funniest thing He goes I'm really sorry as Cuban ice you like well Bill ma It is a good moment to teach you something. It was so bad. Do let me hear fuck a war This this is one of my all-time favorite war songs with Bushwick Bill was fun cuz it was like a South Park character

Like he can say the wildest shit cuz he just he looks different and you're like, ah, let him say it He's a tiny guy. Did you ever hear ever clear when he tells the whole story of making his girlfriend shoot him in the eye? Yes, yes crazy When I used to deliver newspapers I used to listen to this on cassette son You delivered I'm on bicycle now as an event at a van I delivered him my uncle and I had a Would go with him like two o'clock in the morning. Throw him out the window. Yeah Dave Smith you should go on stage to this. I am loving it. Oh, it's great. Give me a little more That picture is crazy

So funny this was like hard in the 80s. Yeah, I know damn ho I know but like the the flow of it doesn't seem anymore Yeah, it seems bubbly call me a funky sucker Can you imagine being a woman being abused by a black midget and he makes you shoot him in the eye? Where's her side of that story? That can't be her first mistake. She's made a lot of mistakes. Oh, that's the end of a long series of bad bad decisions.

You don't just get there because you won the lottery. Oh, he takes his eye out. You gotta do the work. You gotta get into a position where you're fucking being forced to shoot your tiny man's eyeball out Hey, shoot me in the eye. What you crazy tiny asshole Jesus Christ He's got some good willies got some great Bushwick stories That was a guy that I wanted to get on the podcast, but he got sick like right when we were talking to his people He apparently got sick Bushwick bill. Yeah, and he went up in the hospital my god

How long he died it was a few years back he wasn't that old you know he had a lot of health problems What year was it? 19 he was 52 2019 yeah, so it was right right before that he got sick 52 Do you ever get Scarface? No No I'd love to have him on. You ever see the tiny desk thing he did? Fucking incredible. You know that tiny desk performance thing they do? But Scarface did it and like slowed everything down to fit with the vibe of being in this like really tight thing and so it was like you know he's always been a great right give me some of this okay how does it feel Jay how does it feel to be on the other end at one bit. I said, he greets his father with his hands out.

When you're real, it tastes like glad to be the man's child. The world is different since he's seen it last. It's kind of strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, also what's strange is again, seeing we'll never know what, how corny or not an old biggie or two pop would have been? By seem like there's nothing he's corny, but he's just an older guy You know I mean this guy doesn't live any kind of gang you think this is corny. No no no I'm saying I'm saying he became you get to see how people would become no it's not corny at all

But it's much more. It's much softer energy than you ever thought a scarface. Oh, yeah eighties and nineties It does feel like it's a scarface song that you could read one of these books to If you told me this was a guy who was in the roots or something you'd be like, yeah Yeah, that makes it isn't it make more sense that he's like this now This is an intelligent guy kept evolving as a human being. 100%. And you should evolve. Which is great. It's way better than like- You're the only person that hasn't evolved since high school.

I am. If you're Justin Bieber and you got to sing in a girl's voice when you're 80. Yeah. You know, that hee, that high-pitched thing. First time I heard him sing, I was like, wow, this girl sounds amazing. And they go, that's Justin Bieber. And I go, oh, what a crazy voice. Well, bring him in here anyway.

J.J. also. but he was real young back then What am I looking at DJ Paul is three six mafia three six mafia. I just saw I just saw JJ DJ Paul is three six months. Yeah, three six mafia. I just saw I just saw Okay, Jay Paul at a gathering of the jugalos. I performed that he was one of the people formed it's so funny seeing the people who get what's happening there versus the performers who don't because He was up there. He knows like he's been with that audience. I think tech 9 also does that so he does all the family chants and stuff Tech9 also does that so he does all the family chants and stuff DJ Paul and he just gets that crowd gets him going but they throw shit constantly and they're doing all kinds of crazy shit Rock him went up there and by a rock him back the third song and like you know They were throwing shit to stay but they're into it the audience and then he just kind of stops us on he goes a

Ain't about that fuck shit throwing stuff man So you could throw shit and we could leave or we could do some rap music and the crowd was just kind of like Okay, see back in the day when we did Years ago, dude, they were fucking savages. So I think they're I think they gather in the jugular crowd has gotten older Yeah, they're all 40 now. So it's like they're like, okay if you don't want us to throw stuff we won't 40 now so it's like they're like okay if you don't want us to throw stuff we won't Which is great Thing though they had to have a moment where they were like all right It's a choice between throwing stuff or rap music

We did it 15 years ago when we were just so young comedy and we didn't know what it was It was midnight in a tent in the woods with the insane clown posse and it was a comedy tent It's still that I know I know but. But now that we know who we are. I mean, they had a clown pick us up in a van. DeRosa talks about it in his, he has that joke on his special. Upchuck. Yeah, Upchuck's the clown. His name's Joel, he's a comic from Michigan, he still runs it, he just doesn't do it anymore.

So they pick you up in a van, it's the scariest thing ever, you're like, it's just pitch black in the woods in the darkness, and when they put us up there, these people aren't there for comedy, they're there for this whatever experience. So they just start throwing like just cans of soda and beer and alcohol. Jay goes to me, he's like, dude, just because I was going first. He was like, I'm like a year in comedy.

He's like, Jay's like, just go up there and do jokes. Don't just go up in there and smoke weed and do crowd work. He was like me and it was Vecchione who's like a straight up joke guy. So he was like, you're going to set us up to fail if you don't do jokes. So within 10 seconds, like a beer can whiz past my head I was like, oh is that weed and I smoked weed with them for five minutes. Louis had on he put on Oh, yeah, the gas mask weed thing. You couldn't even talk through that weed And then I said and then Mike Vecchio went out and I was the only one that was booked on it

I was just like they want me to do a show. So they were with me on gig. I'm like common. We'll do this one and you guys go on so Mike Vecchione goes on and it's they're not paying attention to him and yelling at him And I remember he kind of looked at me offside of stage I was like you can wrap it up like I'll go eat the rest of this shit I remember one of his premise is though no why I remember the premise because he goes Well, I said that feel you know that feeling like when you're when it's going rough, and you see the light Somehow you even have like another five minute burst in you because you you know you are done So like let me see what I can do now. It's almost like that freeing thing

So I gave back you and that kind of like you can wrap it up, dude And he goes uh and I don't saw his energy change He just goes he's gonna do his last big joke or whatever And he goes uh, so hey guys I had a dream last night and the crowd someone in the crowd goes fuck your dreams I don't think he finished a bit and they brought me up and then I was supposed to do like 45 of which I did 20 maybe because I remember saying uh, where they got mad at me that I asked him why there's to rap festival with no black people And then a black guy stood up, but he was like how about me?

I went one jug of bro, and then they just booed and someone yelled They all bleed clown, and I just was like go God they all bleed clown I know how to respond to that isn't it amazing though that you could just, if you just create a place where anybody can join, you're gonna get a group of people. You know, whether it's the insane clown policy or the Mormons. Like, if you just like throw an open net.

I respect the Juggalos more than the Mormons. No, hell yeah. I think they're similar. Well, honestly, they're more happy being Juggalos than they are if Juggalos didn't exist. That should be the judge of all of it though, like you said before. It's like, what does this actually do for you? Another one there would be more happy being jug lows than there are if the jug lows didn't exist The judge of all of it though like you said before it's like what does this actually do for you right forget whether any of its Real it's just like are you happier is your life better because you're a job If you've ever listen to the insane clown posse's music it is unironically pretty awesome

Like I thought I was gonna hate it, but every song it rules. It's just about clowns killing people Great beat it's horror rap horror amazing I am thoroughly I said that Festival is pretty amazing. I'm thoroughly so just always impressive the music is subjective to anybody But I'm like the what they've done. I think it's amazing credible. I mean they are World famous known. They just did the VMAs. And they're kind of the only band that's ever pulled off

having like a whole festival. Yeah. We're the second one. It's them and us. Without us doing the Gathering of Juggalos, we wouldn't have even done Skank Fest. There's so much influence from the Gathering of the Juggalos. And our audience, there's a lot of crossover.

In fact, I'll say it now because it's too late for people to even go but our secret guess is the insane clown posse on Thursday night It's amazing. It's gonna be sad amazing dude Legion of skanks is one of the most important things in comedy you guys really are. Thank you You really are I put you guys in the same like there's this brackets of like kill Tony Legion of skanks There's a thing about having these Battlegrounds where you go? No, no, no, we're gonna say what we would say if we were fucking around together Like you could deal with it or you can not deal with it But this is how we would the conversations we're having are exactly like green room conversations

Yeah, and I feel like now I don't know maybe I'm wrong But I feel like almost like the tide has turned in some weird way like it's kind of coming back It definitely has there were like these big moments. I think um like when they tried to cancel you and that didn't work Shane getting SNL just like big things where it's kind of like oh, they're almost admitting. Okay. We lost the great censor Comedians war but for those years I think it was it was good to have Legion of skanks for a lot of those for a lot of those comics I was just like well This is the place where you could still do whatever we were just opening the door a little bit to say fucked up shit And people would come on our show. I mean the amount of times people like dude should I have not said that on your show

You guys did a wise thing too though because you were subscription based. Hmm. Right? So for the longest time if you wanted to find out what you guys were talking about you had to subscribe. So you had like loyal subscribers. But I was a little just kind of like playing on that too. It's kind of keep ourselves a little safe from. Well yeah, we have our own platform and what we put out the version on YouTube, we put it out on iTunes, but we play by the rules there. So we edit out all the shit you can't say on those platforms And if you want to see the real version the way that we do it you got to go subscribe And honestly with YouTube the way they started censoring everything it actually now because for we've been do this for like eight years

But now more than ever a platform that we have like we have is more important than ever because now YouTube is super strict with Everything we do we have to bleep things with the sensor things there's Certain topics we can't even put in the podcast. It's so wild that there's only really one YouTube Hmm like if you had to predict at the beginning of the internet when they first started putting videos and like those little media players You'd get with Windows Who the fuck would have ever thought there would only be one streaming site that anybody cares about? There's a few other ones. Well, they don't they do, but I'm saying no one catches on. It's like Google is like the search engine,

but there's a whole bunch of other ones, but no one. Yeah. Well, Google also bought out YouTube, and I mean, it was so smart the way they did it, but yeah, you can't go to, no offense to Rumble. When you put the podcast on Rumble, nobody watches it. There's no one that doesn't know it. There's a few shows that have big audiences on Rumble.

Yeah, because they can't be. They're bigger than rumble Yes, that's that's kind of the the dynamic and it is google and youtube which are one in the same now It is amazing how they just became the thing for something that there's no clear reason why there should be one thing But nobody is like if you say something and you go is that true and I go yeah Bing it But nobody is like if you say something and you go is that true and I go yeah Bing it To think though it's like they've they have it so dialed in with like the Recommendations and there's constant you could go down rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole and never find the end and be

Endlessly entertained and it encourages you to keep looking at other stuff keep showing you other stuff constantly Universe is that algorithm now it's insane how much that Has this much power and they like if they if YouTube decides we're gonna push this person They could make someone one of the most influential people Yes so the industry is because it's not even like the industry, the industry has become tech nerds that are like in charge of all these algorithms and they can like, who knows how it works? Who knows when they just pick and choose and what they choose?

All I know is YouTube thinks I wanna see Ben Shapiro a lot more than I wanna see Ben Shapiro. YouTube's like, I'm pretty sure you're gonna love this guy. I don't know how, so I told you yesterday, right, the guy's name I asked you about, cause I just found him yesterday, it was Kirk. Charlie Kirk? Charlie Kirk. He's big. I watch him a bench appear yell at college kids That is such a weird one when you sit down with like young kids that don't know what the fuck they're talking about

They've never been on camera ever and you give them a microphone It's a you know, even if they're willing to sign the release the 19 year olds don't know what the fuck they're saying Well girls getting dominated on the thing that I was gonna say that like she even says it where I do like even though I'm kind of like lady you sound dumb I felt generally bad for her when she goes he gave her like some kind of smarmy like You know and she just kind of goes uh she's like well. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm nervous like I don't talk on microphone a lot. I think you do. And I was almost like, yeah, dude.

You're like, housing her. And when she says something, everyone's around and starts booing, she starts smiling. But it's not a smile of like, bring it on. She's doing the smile of like, I don't know what to do. She's that scary. I've just been frozen before a lot. It makes me feel bad for that.

Not only that, but then that girl now is internet famous. So did she really understand what she was doing? Like did you understand what the consequences of that are when you're 19 or whatever age she is also if you're an adult and you're arguing with a Child a 19 year old a 20 year old the goal of it It should always be with the tone of a like well look Let me let me give you something to consider Like maybe I get why you feel that way, but like hey, maybe look at it this way It should never be like I want to have the crowd go oh

You destroy it's like You ever see like a comedian who's like a kid like a like a 16 or a 15 year old kid like every time I have a hard time ever really enjoying him because I'm going like you have no idea you've lived absolutely no experiences you have no like Perspective on the world or anything maybe you understand it. It's all joke, but it's kind of um yeah Oh, that's what does that making someone famous on America's Got Talent something like that. You're like. What do you do? I became friends with Chappelle when he was 19. I saw Chappelle when he was 19. He's doing like he was also savant though He was but he also did a thing that was really interesting

Where he would do outside shows he would just throw a hat down Stand up on the street. No anywhere. Oh, yeah, he did in Montreal He did it right in front of the club soda We did a show and then Chappelle goes outside and fucking does stand up to people in the street and They all gathered round and he was doing stand-up in the street Crushed her crushing crushing crushing And this was him at 19. Yeah, so no he's not maybe he's a couple years older by then Maybe he was 19. He got his first deal. This was 94 I want to say I did the Montreal Comedy Festival with him and I met him in like

I did the Montreal Comedy Festival with him and I met him in like 91 somewhere around then so what how old was Dave in 1991? That will love it up minute Robynne and tights when he was 19 I believe dude he was crazy like he would do this thing where he would just do stand-up out to people he was 19 He would just do stand-up on the street. It was the craziest thing he'd ever seen, man. I wouldn't do that. If anybody did that now and put it on video, we would all muck them. But he learned how to do it from Charlie Barnett,

and Charlie Barnett was like a famous New York comic that got on Saturday Night Live but couldn't read. Couldn't read, so that's how Eddie Murphy got the gig. Yeah. That's why he lost the gig, because he couldn't read the scripts. Yeah, he was popular, he was pretty read the scripts. Yeah, he was popular. He was pretty popular.

Charlie Barney was in DC cab, right? A couple things like he was a hilarious comic. He was popping and then yeah, he couldn't read the cue cards. So they had to hire Eddie Murphy. And he I think he influenced Dave a lot in that too. Like he saw Charlie doing those. Better learn how to read Dave. That poor guy man because all the early talented supposedly

the early influence of Tony would Tony would oh yeah for sure but Tony would still hilarious he's great he's doing the he's doing the festival this year right is he was there last year yeah yeah he's awesome he did my podcast then we went to the Vulcan and did a show he murdered man oh he's a killer did really really low energy low energy and levels murdered man. It was so he's a killer dude really really low energy low energy and levels Charismatic though. He's just so good at engaging the crowd He's he's very good as some some comedians just have that gift of like luring you into their world

Like Nate Barghetti is very like that like when you watch him You're just like you slow down and you just kind of like sink into I can't feel unless I'm yelling at the Screaming at the top of my lungs. There's no That's more of your personality You are forced to do Steven rights act For Steven right it's perfect. Yep You're very low energy You're very you bring you kind of bring them into you, but it's very you sit down

Which is like that's by design though because you're lazy. I said I was very lazy No, I watched Patrice like dude. It's a it's a complete like Mimic of Patrice's things was watching him go from standing to sitting and seeing that the crowd some of the people That took him in is very like he's like looming over them and saying these like crazy things Like being like turned off by that to seeing when he was laying back and letting them come into him He could say it like much more people like embrace that they were leaning into him that makes sense And when you're a big guy, but so that's why I felt a big presence

I was I'm gonna say all this kind of crazy shit like when I'm dead over there It looks like I'm like pointing down at them I said let them kind of like come into the stage that actually does make sense That if you and also they're sitting down to why you standing up Well, you're not moving around unless you have some activity in your act if you've got some activity You've got some things you got to act out when I started black comedy clubs, but I was doing a straight Chris Rock pace Nonstop a lot of

Directs fingerpoint, you know what I'm talking about Those juicy old act up Yeah, man It's uh it's interesting now too because I kill Tony sort of a similar situation as getting interviewed by Charlie Kirk Kill Tony sort of a similar situation as getting interviewed by Charlie Kirk For their first time ever they do stand up and it's at Madison Square Garden Oh, it's like what the fuck and they go out there and they just Frozen in the eyes of 16,000 people and that's gonna be them forever. Everybody at work. Look at Mikey Bowman Look at my this fucking idiot thought he was funny and then I comments all your neighbors

Before me Just got booed though. I couldn't hear what he got booed for I just know he followed a handicap guy who gave a sweet emotional speech about the being Handicapable and then he walked off and I said the other guy just got there and they were like fuck this biped He was like Whatever it is do to shall I kill Tony if you're good-looking It's just it's held against you pretty quickly really like you'll fuck you dude. Where are your burn scars?

like the rest of earth Well you see someone that's good-looking and they're gonna spotlight on fuck you it's like a natural Subconscious though. I think we good-looking people We want to grease the wheels for a little bit good-looking people have a have it pretty easy in life in comedy It's just a weird thing It's just you almost give them a little bit like humor is the weapon of the not good-looking person to like counter at this So you're immediately going like you're hot you don't have a fucking personality Even though there are good-looking people who are hilarious and have good personalities, but generally speaking It's not likely right Schumer Schumer had a thing one time

She said I saw on stage the seller once and it was about her and her boyfriend One time she said I saw on stage the seller once and it was about her and her boyfriend Meeting Kate Upton and like she walked away to go get something to drink whatever when he came back He was like did his her husband said to Amy was like she's great, man She said the funniest story is fuck you Man don't we have you you learned Dude George Clooney that prankster he's the best that guy is the funniest dude like he's fine that best I'm sure relax It's a personality trait to get laid We all learn to be funny when we're kids because we're not good-looking enough to get laid without it

It's like look I either got to get funny or do donuts in the streets of Philadelphia. It's easier to get funny I love when really good-looking actors tell you who to vote for. They're my favorite. They're my favorite. These are the guys with all the wisdom. And then they're going to tell you. They're the same guys I told you to get vaccinated to, by the way. Same guys.

The best was early in it, like in March and April, when they would all take videos from their mansion and be like we're all in this together Imagine all you're twirling a Tom Collins with your finger We go into apocalyptic times Do you think they'll look back and like the shutting down of the country for a year and a half It's like the trigger that made society begin to collapse. I don't think they will they'll never acknowledge They were wrong, but we've already objective historians

You think they'll look back at this time and be like this is the fall of Rome Dude, there's gonna be a lot of books written about this period in time I think it's the internet the internet is the the beginning of the end for everything But as you the beginning it's not is beginning It didn't shut the fucking country down for a year and a half the internet That's where they share the ideas that quickly yeah But it's it's a very specific group of people who decided that was a good idea Not you wouldn't have had anyone even fighting back against it if it wasn't for the internet

It would have all just been without the internet. They would have pulled that off so much easier they would have scared the shit out of you you would never know yeah but if there was this happened in the 1980s you would never know how many people died on respirators you would never know about any of that shit you wouldn't know about a goddamn thing they didn't want you to know about that's that's what's so scary about the media today we hear about the Spanish flu you're like how do you know how many people died? There was no internet, there was no, like, there's no way. Yeah, by the time you got your horse to the next place with the information,

more people have died. Bro, living back then, you were fucked. If you lived in the city, the hygiene was insanely bad. People would shit in these outhouses that were set up for the block. They never, they never present that. There was all sorts of diseases, no food. I think that always when I see watch like tombstone and stuff and like Right Kurt Russell and a girl went off into the woods to go kiss and like better armpits smell like shit

Did we get her? Yeah? She's gum disease Smelled like shit you had a shit in the hole in the ground. They hadn't even invented toilet paper back then What are they doing? How they even want you had to be so horny in the 1600s to just power through all of that to have sex. It's a big hairy bush, it stinks. I guess you'd just be like a dog. I'm gonna put my chin in your shit-covered ass cheeks and eat your disgustingly smelly, hairy pussy.

Dogs don't give a shit what anything smells like, and I guess you just get used to stuff. I guess so. It was probably hot, dude. Dude, a stinky pussy was probably hot in the 1600s. By 1880, horses in New York City deposited four million pounds of manure on city streets every day. In dry weather, it would turn to fecal dust and choke pedestrians.

Vacant lots were filled with the waste. These manure piles would rise up to 60 feet high. Now it's called Staten Island Dude, if you say you're dead. Yeah, save me all that shit about carbon emissions, by the way We're doing great. This is way better than what it used to be. Oh my god. You're breathing shit air Yeah, by the way, everyone was sick. I'll tell you who does right now nodding their head. He goes. Yeah That's why I'm the guy who invented that bag that goes behind the horse's asses. Isn't it amazing though that the invention

of the internal combustion engine and the adoption of cars by everybody and the abandonment of driving horses literally stopped there from being shit air throughout every city street. Shit air. You've never been to Newark. I was born in Newark. I'll never forget that. Throughout every city street shit air It's not much better smelling in Newark, I live there in the 1990s

Grandfather to save enough money to get an apartment when I first to New York, I didn't have enough money for an apartment. And my grandfather lived on North 9th Street in New York. And he was there from the blockbusting days. So he bought a house there like in the 1940s or 50s. And then in the 60s, they came by and they said, black people are moving into your neighborhood, sell now. And it was like a real estate scam. And then they would try to sell to black people

and just like get money out of all these houses. And my grandfather was, it was like a real estate scam. And then they would try to sell to black people and just get money out of all these houses. And my grandfather, it was an Italian community. My grandfather was like, I love black people. I don't give a fuck, get out of here. This is my house. And he wasn't moving. And so all these people- Your grandfather's old enough also that he's like,

I was the black person five minutes ago. Exactly. What do you mean? Yeah, when he moved here, he came here straight from Italy. And he told me it was horrific. The term WAP, I always think it was funny's funny if you say around him. He would get angry Yeah, someone called somebody a guinea. He would get angry classic WAP behavior But he would just get like that was a terrible thing they used to call us when we were kids

But you know that's like that's not that long ago man When we were kids, but you know that's like that's not that long ago man No, it's all really crazy all the like basically across the country even like, California But like all the like areas that you think of is like the hood It's like Oakland or Compton or but the Newark or Crown Heights or any of the those areas Those were all white areas up until like the 60s And then like a bunch of black people from the south came up and then all the white people left They did it was like a lot of it was like pushed by these real estate guys And they would like purposely fuck up a neighborhood to make money off of it

And then there was redlining where like they wouldn't sell to black people outside certain lines like that was a Baltimore issue, too Well, my grandmother was funny the neighborhood I grew up in like was Jewish and black and then down the next neighborhood I was was Italian Everyone started but became predominantly black by the time I moved up my grandmother Till like two years before she died and was in a nursing home Stayed in that house and did not scare the old people at all It didn't like as it changed around them It didn't scare there be literally people like on a front step like her neighbors like a bunch like teenagers like rapping with a loud

Stereo, and she would just be like oh, they're nice But they call me miss Jeanette and so whatever my grandma my grandma was delightfully racist She didn't give a fuck my grandma I mean she didn't give a fuck my grandma Her mind the only brown person at the table had the most racism my grandma grandmother Like openly racist she didn't give a shit my Racist the penalty of being a Puerto Rican that's racist is less Irish okay, yeah, yeah, I know they would literally I would be at the dinner table and my remember one Thanksgiving my grandma said

Because I was getting picked on by white kids in the neighborhood because it was like a white trash neighborhood And I was only the only brown kid and my grandma was like you know it's not his fault that he's the he's an n-word Oh, Jesus Christ, and she was right. She was right Yeah, that's what the original good It's not your fault. You didn't choose it. It's not my fault. Yeah, that's what the original Good Will Hunting was. Not you, Grandma. Not you. I just go hug black people and Good Will Hunting them. That's what I call it. It's not your fault. What's not my fault? It's not your fault. Not you, Jay. Don't you do this, Jay.

Have you guys seen that Matt Walsh movie? Am I racist? I haven't seen the new one. I watched the trailer today. What's it out on? It's really funny. I heard great things about it. It's a top 10 movie in the country right now. I think it's like, what's it out on? It's really funny. I've heard great things about it. It's a top ten movie in the country right now. I think it's like, what number is it? Well the first one was great.

Which is crazy, dude, it's got no press, no press reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but customer reviews is 99%, which is wild. Yeah. Like no one will review it. Why? Because it's funny. And he's not being sanctimonious He's not like talking down to people or preaching to them

He's just showing how nutty all these fucking people on these struggle sessions with white people It's better than that cuz this one's really funny what is a woman at certain times well the trailer says it's a comedy Yeah, it calls it a comedy. It is a comedy I don't think the other ones like really was pushed as that, but he's doing is essentially doing like a right-wing version of One of those like Sacha Baron Cohen type shows. Yep. He's essentially doing that He's sitting down with these people and he's pretending that he is with them and he wants to know you know how he could do better Number seven number seven in the fucking country with no press They made two and a half million this weekend. Yeah, nutty that is to have no press and have a show

Take off and become a top ten movie in the country. It's pretty wild and no press reviews at all This it's an interesting time man. It's interesting And it is like the thing that's that was real interesting about the first one and I think probably is true about this although I haven't seen it yet is that even though he's obviously like a real right winger it's not like that's the movie like the movie isn't even making a right-wing argument or anything like that it's just like letting these crazy left-wingers showcase how crazy they exactly okay you you tell them like it

was nuts he just went up to these in the first one that I did say he just went up to these gender experts and just kept Asking them what a woman is crazy, and they all just collapse into themselves Outside was the best cuz we're like well, what is a woman? She's I think I want to go They've made it they've tried to boil it down I think I saw somebody do this the other day to like try to come up with a logical explanation it was something really ridiculous like it's I although recognizing that there are biological differences a Woman is anybody who tells you they're a woman While recognizing by like so this is like the loophole,

while recognizing that Harry probably can't get pregnant. He is now Harietta, and that's just it. That's just it, there's no conversation that can be had here. And in some countries they're talking about jailing people. Was it Scotland that had something about a proposal about literally jailing people for misgendering people. Oh, I mean, that's like a big discussion always yeah But it's but what they were talking about putting people in a fucking cage

Where that was? A guy got sent to jail for mischief he wouldn't agree to call his like son a daughter or vice versa I mean how many actually legitimately it's like point oh oh one percent of people are actually now It's way higher than that with young people because there's not a real thing to be Three steps away from racing my cars and doing donuts and also three steps away from becoming trans Just like moonies Yeah, they're just like moonies. By the way, you can join up man. You can join up.

I just wanted to fit in with somebody. Most ironically, if you were Asian, you would have been better at both things. Maybe, possibly. Bro, you would have been a tough sale as a chick. No dude, I look tough as a chick. First of all, me and Dave dressed up as chicks years ago to make fun of the guys we fucked podcasts, we mocked them, we did a sketch dressing up as them, and I looked fucking good. I'm sure you did, but there's not a lot of dudes Or they're gonna want to climb you. I'm yeah

You're a big lady man, you're scary Lee yeah if I decided Jail people for misgendering is false and look at they have the Elads picture Truth what is the actual truth if I became a woman? Black dude is misgendering your crime. What does it say? According to Adam Tompkins one guy I'll trust him Misgendering could only be considered a hate crime if it was done in a way that a reasonable person would consider to be threatening or abusive That's pretty that. That means yes.

That doesn't mean no. That doesn't mean it's false. That means if that's how you're gonna write it out, that in quotes, a reasonable person would consider to be threatening or abusive. Who the fuck is reasonable? How many people do you know that are reasonable? And also threatening.

They're gonna be able to decide whether or not you should be jailed? Well, threatening is a little bit more concrete right abusive abusive is really vague Like what do you mean verbally abusive if you're a hundred pound man and? Lewis calls you a man name and you want to be called a woman's name that could be threatening right right that could be threatening I mean, I would guy I also would have been threatening the guy to be honest I mean, I would I also would have been threatening the guy to be honest That's a weird thing misgendering would only be considered a hate crime was done Okay

What does this say below that according to Adam Tompkins a law professor and former conservative MSP? Asserting that sex is a biological fact or that it has not changed Just by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime under this legislation. Okay so he's saying that like dead naming someone will never be a crime. Well no but see even this is in a kind of a little bit vague way because he's saying asserting that sex is a biological fact so if I just say men are men and women are women that's can't be a crime. But can calling an individual like could be like no you're not a woman you're a man could that be

considered abusive or whatever it's all the interpretation like what is that you know that's a very good point because this is just step one right that's what it seems like yeah right right right so this is not saying no arguing with them that you're a man it says it's not Changed by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime, but Yeah, that is weird because like Asserting that it's a biological fact Like what if you're arguing what if you're saying you're a man is that harassment now?

Fuck you. I'm a woman. You're a fucking man and if you're getting in one of those exchanges. What's that then? Yeah, like that if I call somebody an asshole. They're not literally an asshole right so like technically isn't it all just Sort of like deciding what words have power on what words don't 100% because if you're not swearing and this person swearing back at you They want to be called the woman fuck you you fucking cocksucker. I am a woman and you're like no you're not you're a dude like you're you're like standing around and that's intuition right that also be the case what if you don't threaten them but like if you hypothetically like if that if that dude was like I am a woman and I was like if you were a woman I'd slap the shit out of you right now but you're a man so I'm afraid you might beat my ass so I didn't

actually them that's a good balance because you're putting yourself in you're a man, so I'm afraid you might beat my ass so I didn't actually That's a good balance because you're putting yourself in you're not saying you'd I'd be your I'm gonna get fucked up So I don't know do you train very wants to be sad. That's very well free Let's be said for feeling how you feel and also just not giving a shit Do you know I'm saying yeah, I feel like I said before I think they should not give hormones or any kind of operations to Children to you know change their dad being a radical idea As I said before, I think they should not give hormones or any kind of operations to children to change their gender. Imagine that being a radical idea. But I'm saying, but also, they're not making it illegal,

they're doing it, I'm like, well now I wanna see a five-year-old with tits. Like now I wanna see it. I'm against it, I just wanna go, they already did it, so I'm gonna go, let me see. Yeah, you're not even allowed to say that. To say what? But it's a boy's tits That's the thing that's weird. It's like that with the weird the nipple thing is odd, right?

Didn't New York City didn't they free the nipple we can walk around so yeah, you ever see it Yeah, once in a while top like really A pair that you really looking forward to seeing rarely, but once in a while in a park, you'll see nice pair tits in which is just fully What's the sprinkle Barton Springs? So it's top tops are optional there. Oh my goodness I brought my son there, dude He was 10 years old and I just saw him staring at this girl's tits and it's all hot chicks It's all like hot awesome. Of course. They're being free. They did ketamine. Yay They're being free. They get ketamine. Yay

Remember James was just fucking keyed in on this girl's tits and I was like, hey, what are you doing? He was like It's natural dad. Mom says the body's natural. So mom says The fuck is she talking to you about? Yeah, bro imagine what people like before they had clothes then just just like chimps just fucking every chance they could just Trees and shit imagine before people figured out clothes how wild it was I think we figured him out pretty early on in the game clothes. Yeah Leaf you put over. Yeah Millions of years of being sub I think human hominids what I should what I should say is I think pretty early in the game of being Humans so like whenever they're like they trace like the genetic to like this is when we consider you like a modern homo sapien

I think one of the first things we came out of the water our dicks were so small I don't know if that's true. I think it was all climate based. I think in Africa like How much they probably covered their dicks? Well, if you go to like so places on the Amazon that are totally buck naked Well in Africa, they have to cover their dicks. Otherwise, it's dangerous You don't need tie it back like a hair bun. They didn't need to stay warm, right? So I think it was only when people started moving. Yeah, you might be right about that.

I think it's a migration thing. Because where human life evolved is the same area where a lot of different primates evolved besides us. Human beings got to Europe. None of them got close. They got to Europe and they went, all right, let's cover our dicks and build some shit. When do we start, I know in the Bible they says it was like, you know, God gave us embarrassment

at one point or whatever, but when do we really start getting embarrassed? It was cold. Who was the first guy that was like, oh, my dick is small, I don't want people to see this? I hope we don't find out or Sebastian's not gonna have anything to talk about. Aren't you embarrassed?

I think it's as soon as we started moving to places where it was cold and then we don't see people's dicks and pussies all day long like kind of changes your behavior and it probably led to us like saying I listen we need a city and we need a wall, we need to figure out how to block all these wild motherfuckers these bare dick motherfuckers from coming over the hills that's probably what happened probably people got started getting really shy. But it was a fun time. Because they were covering themselves up

with animal skins to stay warm. But why was it having a small dick? I need to get to the bottom of this. What was the problem with having a small dick that everyone was like, you need to cover that little dick up? Well, you know, the Romans thought that having a big dick was gross.

The big dick was a sign That's why they like had little dicks and all those giant dudes like the odds of like if you look at some of Michelangelo Statues the odds those guys not having a massive hog. Yeah are very small. That is a dude built like Francis and Gano All of those kings and all those like important people they Literally commission them to build them like they were gods and they would build the statues bigger than the statues of gods, right? What's funny is? All of those kings and all those like important people they they literally Commissioned them to build them like they were gods and they would build the statues bigger than the statues of gods, right? And you would think that they would give a big fat They all have little tiny dicks because The artist's signature some some person just like the same people that are tricking people into thinking your cat can be non-binary

Just like the same people that are tricking people into thinking your cat can be non-binary Somebody back then tricked them and think the big dicks are bad and it's probably some conniving little dick Motherfucker The hog on that guy though, what's that one from? Oh My god Dong look at his dong and look at all the extra skin He's got that front of his dong that guy must be libertarian. It looks like a fucking hawks face by the way That's the only one that's uncircumcised of all these Well once they're hard it pops out. You know look at these animals

Jesus what is that from? my bedroom from my bedroom But look at that one right there the guy has a tiny dick the one in the note yeah right there look at that tiny dick Yeah, but everybody can't stay fucking boned up Jesus Christ Joe leave the man alone. It's not a bad dick. I think that guy was so hard. No, no, that's normal around I don't care what your excuse is if anybody ever gets a picture you Hile Hitler and with it go back to that picture Big guy the giant hog The one that you just had with a guy heil hitler and his hand was upside down it was

Clearly a heil hitler to me, bro. Is it the one the white one? Yeah that one right there click all that bro That's heil hitler. That's not the one though. That's not the one you had that that one's freakier This one looks like more modern this guy's playing music to his dick that last one looked like she was wearing high heels What was the one you just had up Jamie it is? Right there to the left of that to the left no no no in the middle in the middle middle second one Up one row to the right that's it BAM Bro that guy's how hit learn That's how it started it started like this flipped it over. It's like how you turn over a punch

Yeah, that was he was getting ready to give a fucking strong one look the guys got a giant heart on he's very excited He's he's Nazi on the left side and gay on the right side I was gonna say they really are they make them sort of flamboyant II Jamie go back to that one and give us a description What does that mean? Go back to that one and give us a description. What does that mean? guy I think it's a guy with a big dick Don Lucas like some kind of a job. Okay, what's his name? fertility, oh, that's right. Let's go. Let's go champ He's the only guy with a big dick in any of that are there so many different versions of them though

Sometimes his dick is reasonable You know really big but reasonable well different Yeah, it looks like somebody just fuck sometimes. Just go to the shower, but like the seagull one. He looked pretty reasonable Right it was a reasonable dick. It was a big dick, but some of them were like hey, man. Come on. Come on I mean, there's no way I just got into an age now where I just go around the water She is us I go around the locker room Completely naked now for the first time in my life like I think it's funny the men's locker right the men's locker room Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah men's women children doesn't matter this is in there But I think it's so funny to just be naked amongst men. I don't like it with my little dick

It's hilarious it makes them uncomfortable. I don't like it at all and taking a little bouncy dick walk to a shower I don't like it at all and taking a little bouncy dick walk to a shower Nuts my little bird yeah now fuck you guys hear about that Canadian guy who is 50 years old who identified as a teenage girl He wanted to do a swim meet with teenage girls, and they're letting him step I believe there was like an argument see if it's true if they let him actually into the locker room I want to make sure that this is true Like a girls locker room can you imagine you have a teenager what a dream. It's gonna do a swimming event. Oh This is like attached to a school 50 year old trans swimmer shared locker room while competing against teens

Yeah, it's awesome. And this is this out. This is how crazy Canada's got this just like the moonies. They're just like the Moonies. They're just like the Juggalos. They're in a cult. They don't realize they're in a cult. But if you think this is a good idea, to let a 50-year-old guy who decides to identify as a woman change in a locker room with teenage girls

because he identifies as a teenage girl, you're out of your fucking mind. Ladies, ladies. Does it say that this person... It's just a bunch of us gals in here. Let me be clear. As a teenage girl you're out of your fucking ladies ladies I mean let me be clear that this does this person say they identify as a teenage girl This was a plan that I would have drummed up when I was 12 years old I don't think that it was an event that teenage girls could be a 16 and older I think it's just a locker. She's going to a woman's locker room in general okay 16 and older

This person's competing in a 16 and older you see you could be any age okay so does is there any evidence this person identifies as a teenage girl or is that just the internet Google that just in case I would like to know because that makes it extra crazy and fun I'd be weird it doesn't make it extra crazy and fun that people like okay it's the same way I feel about all the other things we talked about like the odds of you not being out of your fucking mind are really low they're really low we're super low and the fact that everyone's like yeah inclusivity like well also how how did we get to

this Mooney point there's also we you should be allowed to say that some things are weird and crazy And that doesn't necessarily mean you have to hate them or be against them comedians are weird and crazy. I'm like we're all weird and crazy Okay She this is apparently that means Wiseheart was swimming with young girls because of how fast or slow a swimmer is Not because she identifies as a young girl, but the competition is presumably separated by gender, so there's this issue where Wiseheart

is competing against females while being biologically male. And also, I think intact. So which is also the weird one, right? Like you could be a woman, but you don't even have to try that are No, you don't have to sorry turn around real quick and hit you with my pussy on your back And you can go back and forth and you don't choose I'll call you your name if you cut your dick off Does anybody if you don't cut your dick off? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna call you or I maybe I maybe I will call your name

But I might fuck it up, but I think that's okay either way. He's gonna check We'll figure out we'll go from there. It's just so nuts, man, that you're just giving up this pervert pass. Because there's real trans people that are like this, like it's happened for all eternity. There's something wiring, you feel female. But there's also crazy people.

There's also real perverts. And you're giving a pervert a Willy Wonka golden ticket. I've got real good, I've got a pervert a Willy Wonka golden ticket. I've got real good I've got real good at calling people The gender they want if they like I still will fuck it up But I find I'm pretty good at if they look like a girl if it's a guy transition to a girl And they'll be a girl I say She I'm pretty good at all the she but if I almost if I fuck it up look at yourself that means that you you're not shaving enough for you haven't done whatever it is to make me call you

I'm pretty good at calling damn J. Trance girls girls That's also a weird thing to get stuck on because you're just you have to agree to this thing And you have to agree to it this especially like if you knew the person as one thing at one point in time and then they decided to change their name and gender and you're like You need a lot of attention like what's going on here. This is strange Yeah, and you're getting mad if I fuck it up and call you Harry Well, that's the weirdest part of all of it is like you can't like be mad at some especially if it's a mistake

It's something the internet is such a bad place for it because it get everyone has such balls Everyone's a keyboard warrior on the internet even people that are like, you know, you know bleeding-heart liberals and people that are looking to you know You know They just they find a place to go and have this voice back in the day if you were trans And you were like a man that was dressed up as a woman and you wanted to get mad At somebody about it you had to get in their fucking face It wasn't gonna happen and if you went to the village in New York City they did they did get in your face You get aggressive you would get beat up in the West Village by a trans chick. Well, what's the warning? That's why I loved that was the GameStop video, right?

Yeah, the one I kept that was the famous one right? I was like, it's ma'am Yeah, stop calling me sir. And then it's a that's not how ma'am's talk But you should have game stop in there just going like Okay, sir Just like start kicking over PlayStation That's the problem that women are having is that these men who decide that their women are now invent They're entering into these places that are just women's only and women's events and women's things and they're dominating like men do. It's nuts.

It was one of the very few points that I've had seeing the other side of it that I didn't for a long time. So kind of recently, it's like the argument sports is almost like, oh, they're gonna dominate and kick ass and it's basically a guy beating up a girl in this fight and all those things. But then it was the scholarship thing,

I don't know why, that never dawned on me before. It's like, no, these girls are like, no, I was gonna be the number one recruit out of my school, for sure. And then this girl came in and made me look like I'm terrible because she's six foot five and 35 pounds more than me. Yeah, it's nuts. You're letting people cheat.

You literally, there's a reason why Title IX was invented. It was invented so that women could be able to compete with other women. And you can't have an exemption for that just based on feelings. Because it's not about feelings. It's about fairness in sports. And the only way to make it fair is if you're an intact biological male, you have to compete against intact biological males. Yeah, it's just- You could still call yourself Debbie get an aisle for Debbie

You're in lane for your competing against Mark and Steve Fuck we're not children here Rational sect of the trans community I don't know if I've ever heard someone in the trans community come out and agree with that sentiment like oh yes Yeah, shouldn't oh no no no Yeah, and there's a bunch with that sentiment like oh yes no we shouldn't be. Oh no no no. Blair White. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Blair White. And there's a bunch of people who are trans who are like basically come out and say like

look I know I'm not a woman, I know I'm a man. And yeah we shouldn't be around kids, we shouldn't be competing in women's sports. There's a decent amount of them. We shouldn't be around kids at all. Blair White goes to these events where like trans people and she gets like called a Nazi and kicked out. Yep. Because she's not the wrong size. Well she has the wrong hand look at the huge cock. These events were like trans and she gets like called a Nazi and kicked out. Yep

No, I think she's gone through the whole thing That's the it's like one day they're gonna be able to manipulate Chromosomes where you're not gonna ever have to worry about that again. They're gonna be able to change you to a woman. They're gonna actually be able to do it. I don't know if they're gonna be able to do it to us, but somebody's lifetime from in the future, there's gonna be people that are like, you know how people are like serial divorces, they could be getting married and divorced, it's gonna be people that go back and forth, man to woman, man to woman, they're just gonna be pigs, they're just gonna be dirty, greedy pigs that want to fuck and get fucked

Last week is a whore or like a like a womanizer goes I was a bit of a woman in my 20s, and then I did my 30s as a guy Yeah, someone's gonna be looking for men who've only been men the whole time You get teenagers that like they change and then a few years later. They were like oh, yeah It was a phase of course especially these poor girls that are getting mastectomies Goth at one point yeah, I learned or tattooed in your when you were 16 The crazy thing is you don't let them get tattooed, but you will let them get gender alternating surgery, which is just bananas Gender affirming excuse me gender affirming surgery not a lot not a lot of surgeries under 18

there is a lot and when I say a lot I think there's Chemical shit like the all Blockers many of girls that are getting mastectomies very young There's photographs of them if you're doing that before you're an adult. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. It's insane. It's insane It's insane. It's just not well. There's also ring to it just to be kind look There's also a real debate with surgeries like that about whether that should be allowed even after you're an adult and like I'm not I'm not even allowed but I'm Steve will be allowed to get fake tits if he wants to Shh, but listen, I'm not even saying out of that though. Yeah, you got out of that. He's not doing it

He's even too much for Steve. Oh, I think he thought it was dangerous. Yeah, it was retarded Well, you also have to cut the muscle on a dude. I think it all I'm saying is there's yeah, that's tough You have to go up in there. It's got a pump out I don't think I think Steve will made the right call. I want it would have been a great bit I think that's the only way it would have stuck out because you don't think he has enough tissue in the fray Yeah to give you like a traditional regular type boob job. All right, I'll do it But my point is like next man up if you're a grown woman and you're 40 years old you decide to get your boobs removed Who the fuck am I to say you should be able to listen I kind of I look I'm a libertarian

I tend to agree with you but if there's if there was a doctor and You asked them to just like remove my fully functioning left arm because I identify as a right one-armed person or whatever and Doctors were like no. I'm not I'm unwilling to like perform a surgery Doctors were like no, I'm not I'm unwilling to like perform a surgery Preventive surgery that a lot of women do if they think they have that gene for breast cancer That's a little different Okay, Steve. Oh was supposed to Level of price said but the person in the supermarket spoke to Steve Oh about the level of oppression

That the trans people face in a pretty heartbreaking way, which made him realize, wow, maybe it's not all fun and games. After this, the fear to stunt would seem like an exercise in celebrating violence against trans people. And he decided to call it off. Oh, so that's why he called it off. I thought it was just, this is insane. I'll tell you what, I have a feeling he was like, I don't want to do this, but then you

can really get out of it by doing making a nice speech like that's pretty great That would be a good move because otherwise you're gonna ruin your tits forever And then you'd have to go under another time to get them removed and then you'd always have scars on your your tits and your 50 Someone you're afraid to fight says you're gonna fight you after school and you go Just what's that? When do we break the cycle of violence? He was gonna dress up and go to a biker rally. I guess that was part of it. Oh, he thought he would get a crazy reaction

out of a motorcycle riders who were checking me out before realizing who he was. I would have considered it to be better footage if I was to be beaten up at the motorcycle rally, he said. You know what, but the thing is, you could get fake tits put on you by prosthetic people. The same people that did like the Penguin. Ever see, what's his name?

The handsome fella? Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell. Handsome fella, right? They made him look disgusting for the Penguin. They can give you tits, bro, you don't have to get them. Yeah, and it'll look indistinguishable. Yeah, and it's the same fucking stunt, Marilyn Manson.

But that's a painting, isn't it? That was a prosthetic. No, but it's also Well look no cock either some shit. Do you know there's people that are doing that? They're just getting castrated because people want to be nulls. They want to be nothing. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah, it's a real thing. She was not actually what someone gets the surgery is doing well. They were trying to get a hole Yeah, they don't want to they want to see this is just like they become like Solid from exactly they want no no cock no balls No, nothing. Hey P. Let's let's go champ

You know what little holes piss out a little piss hole just a little fucking band-aid over it for the most But you know I don't want you to do that, but if you're you're an American I feel like you should have the freedom to do something stupid Yeah, I'm covered in tattoos you want to get your dick chopped off who the fuck am I to tell you? You're never gonna hear a thing where someone goes you cut your dick off is best thing I ever did Probably not but some people just don't well There was that like pain Olympics thing back of the day where the guys would mutilate their cocks and you're like what do you I mean? You only got one shot to slice your dick. Yeah, that's it

I saw plenty of those videos where guys just chopped the head of their dicks off with knives How good is that orgasm you get it one time I don't even think they're orgasm they're soft They're not slicing through a hard dick. They'd bleed out You imagine what a terrible time to get your dick chopped off good is the Right, we're just fucking spraying. Alright Joe, stop bringing science to the dumb conversation we're having. You imagine what a terrible time to get your dick chopped off. How good is the choking? Guys break their dicks, they have sex, and then their dicks bend down. Peyronie's disease.

An enthusiastic young lady might get a little bobbly on the top, and let it slip a little, and a taint slam you. How can they not tell? Like Anderson Silva's shin. How can these ladies not tell that they're at the end of the dick when they're jumping up so they're having a good time Jay they're having a good time, but you know we're walking I know I know we're on the tightrope we're walking that tightrope with the come-ups are coming up too high on her Yeah, I've had it happen a few times were a bet

But I mean obviously nothing no real in she have been with that. Heil Hitler dude before Little bit of travel in her She wants that Raptor type travel boom boom she wants some fucking some lift You should have that thing like on the back of your car where it's like You guys we're getting close Just have some sort of a strapping system. You know where you like like you're spotting her Okay, we've got this much travel. That's it. Don't be crazy So if we're gonna agree to dog this you savage trying to break my dick I

Wish my what a terrible way to break your dick too. I wish my dick was big enough to break There right now I could break it Write an F. Break that fucking little guys what we have a law can I talk to you about my new propulsion system? It's so funny coming into this room and thinking all the things I've watched it made such like Whether it be the cat Williams thing or fucking I mean that was wild the uh The one I just said Terrence Howard. Oh, yeah, Terrence Howard ones very interesting. He's a very very smart guy He just doesn't have a formal education and stuff So like when I had a Brett Weinstein on the excuse me Eric Weinstein on the podcast

Eric sort of explained to him the things that he's getting wrong and explained to him, you gotta stop teaching. You gotta stop saying you're teaching people. This is very offensive to people like myself. He's like an actual super genius. And he's like, I mean, but they were talking about like, crazy equations and he was explaining the equations to him

and he's like, do you understand how to read this? He's like having him go over the equations. So it it was very interesting so Terrence is like this super smart guy That's way smarter than anybody around him But then the really super smart guys are actually super smart guys are educated about it They don't engage with them and so Eric was like let me just talk to this dude. I think he's one of us He's just gone astray. Just a brilliant guy who hasn't actually gotten the correct education this stuff well, I like when he was doing he goes well then Joe you have to understand because the astray. Just a brilliant guy who hasn't actually gotten the correct education and stuff. Well I like when he was doing a, he goes, well then Joe you have to understand because

the um, the um, fontugellis, there was words that I don't think they were things. Maybe they were. I think some of them were things, but others they're things that he invented. Cheating or whatever you want. Yeah. What is the, the invention of the flying? What does he call them again? When all those little components move together, and it creates like he's got this White so the tip of my tongue

linchpin so this thing that he created it's like these They're like geometric shapes and they fit into each other, and each one of them has a fan in the circle of it. And through this thing, as a drone, it can move like in any direction. It's this very, and Weinstein was looking at it, this is a very legit invention.

Like you came up with this? That's crazy. See if you can find the videos of it. And so it's also, you could add more to it. It's not like one single shape. So they connect into each other, and you can keep adding more and more to it and give it more power and more maneuverability.

What's the utility for it? It's drones. It's like you could have a drone that moves concrete bars, I mean concrete blocks. You could have a drone that moves railroad ties, and they could fly him through the air. It's scalable So this is the small version of it in operation and it's all all those things that you see those little geometric patterns There are individuals individuals and you can keep piling them on top of that and connect it and you can make them larger and smaller It's it's a fascinating idea and and this is the dude was an Iron Man

And he's got like some crazy amount of patents man the dude has like what is it 90 something patents he has something crazy But this is all like his invention. No formal education education I'm very not to the level of like an An Eric Weinstein, which is really all these people that are actually working on stuff Generally they have You know depending upon what the discipline is they have a long education in Traditional universities, and he's kind of like a self-taught genius Nah

He's crazy smart he's just He's not like he's gonna hang out with more people like him Do you know I mean it's too smart for anybody he knows this is right? This is what needs more Eric one's Dave Smith a few years ago Well I was on a the episode after the first time you had him on and the episode with him was just insane I was like the biggest thing on the internet and Almost 100% of the comments on my episode the next one were we want more Terrence Howard

Episode the next one were we want more Terrence Howard Man he's fun. Did you invent an uber to get into and get the fuck out of here? I did it doesn't go to the right address, but I did invent an uber Yeah, it's um. It's fun. Those things are fun Yeah It's fun to hear people like come up with these wacky theories and is that like his but he has some great ideas man And one of them is the idea that all the planets are coming from like stuff that's jettisoned off the Sun Like his theory about the creation of solar systems is very bizarre And it's really interesting is he thinks that a planet gets to a certain distance after a certain amount of time

From the Sun where it can develop life and then that life evolves as quickly as it can because it's gonna eventually over the next hundred million two hundred million years it's gonna be further and further and further out the space and it's not gonna be habitable anymore so you're gonna have to figure out a way to make your own environment or you're gonna perish and every planet goes through a transitionary period it's called peopling when a planet gets to a certain distance these hominids start figuring out things and figuring out tools and engines and civilization and agriculture and then Electronics and then they have to get to a point where they realize like this planet keeps moving away from the Sun

We are fucked we have to figure out artificial environments. We have to figure out interstellar travel We have to figure out artificial environments. We have to figure out interstellar travel We have to figure out how to fucking planet Populate other worlds. So that's where we're at right now where we're like a hundred Thousand years away from it being a problem brought to us by Terrence fucking But his theory about planets is fascinating because they wouldn't really knows why planets are formed how that you know There's a distance from the Sun you could figure there's a thing called bodes law We could figure out roughly by the size of one planet when the another planets can exist and that's where they look his voice Is too cool to be a nerd that's what I think the problem that disconnect I have is he's like come on Joe

It's simple too cool Nitrogen makes everything well he does that thing where especially because most of us aren't people who even think about this stuff So then when he's saying it like when he was saying the whole thing when he was on with you about how the periodic table Shouldn't be squares It should be circle and he had like a really good argument for and I remember just being like that does sound really impressive Why is that agree with them? Well, that's what the thing is then like when you see someone like Eric Weinstein go like oh, yeah He's got a good point about this. You're like wait, seriously. He's nailing it. All right

He's got a good point about this. You're like wait seriously. Yeah nailing it all right Terrence Howard is fucking genius He's just sometimes guys are too smart for everybody around them And they just get off on the wrong track and yeah And if you're used to being the smartest guy in the room and then all of a sudden you're talking to a guy Who's like spooky smart? It's you know it's a little unsettling. It's like you know a guy who tells you he's a comic You know he's telling everybody's a comic hey Mike is a comic Mike who works down there And then you meet Mike and you're like how long you been doing comedy well I've done a couple of Mike Nines and like oh, okay, okay? You're not really a comic right right?

You're not making a living like you're not an act. You're not getting paid Well, I don't have any money for Terrence Howard his projects. I gave it all to Eddie Winslow from Family Matters to clean up the ocean machine. He's building Hmm. There is a kid that's cleaning up the ocean What's that kids name boy and slot you ever seen that machine? His name is buoyant boy That's hilarious I've even had him on the show Wave runner John That's hilarious. I've even had him on the show

Boyan slot he was like 19 when he invented this invented this gigantic skimmer That's been scooping stuff off the ocean and then they turn the plastic into like sunglasses and shit Which will eventually find their way back in the ocean They make stuff which is by the way the landfills That's really crazy 19 super fucking smart like spooky smart kid Just said this is what I want to dedicate my life to see if you get a video of how they do it It's pretty wild But they've already cleaned up a significant amount and they they have this proposal To make and scale the thing up and make it huge and they think they can clean up the whole garbage patch

Within the next decade or so. It's incredible. It's not but it's not so the fucking thing existed and plastic's only been around for like how long? A hundred years? Yeah. And we already have a Texas sized chunk of it sitting in the middle of the fucking ocean. People are great. I know people also make things that young and get this kind of thing. I feel like they're late later in life lash out as well as ends up being crazy Oh, yeah, it's gonna be all okay. Yeah, they gave up all their fun stuff. So then it just is too wild afterwards, right? He's gonna get all that eco pussy too. Oh, yeah, you know once you shave those bitches down

There's usually something hot under there. It's usually the kind of gals that are willing to throw paint on Glue themselves to the floor, you know no oil, so this just all city in the ocean Yeah, so he scoops all this stuff out with each run of this And this is just you know one haul and they just continue to do this and then they crane it and pack it and and Turn it into Different objects and stuff and you can buy that stuff. That's fine. It's a good thing Great and he becomes a like a cokehead Partier a little bit later or he's you know, he dies like a whale ate him like while he was helping

Clean up the thing. I was watching this thing on Singapore and how well Singapore recycles. It's incredible Singapore takes all of their garbage, they pick it up like multiple times, they have this insane facility where they sort it out, they find out what's plastic, what's this, what's that, they use the plastic and they figure out some way to use it to make power, generate power by burning it and they have this insane filtration system that stops it from polluting the air And then they take it and they grind a lot of this stuff down and they use it to make roads with it and they Recycle everything isn't that isn't our recycling bullshit. I remember reading about

That our recycling is all every time I put stuff into my recycling It makes me so angry because I read like 10% of it gets actually recycled. Yeah, we thought we were good people We're just getting scammed is getting scammed to buy a fucking blue dumpster What is the whole scam I don't understand why It's too expensive to convert there was one rich guy sitting on a bunch of blue garbage cans See if you can find something on how Singapore does it I know I saved it if you want me to find it You're saying they do a good job incredible. They fucking recycle everything they have like this insanely efficient way of taking the plastic and

Reutilizing it and using it to like fill streets and and pave roads and build things and they're using all of it Whereas we're just fucking sticking in the ground Singapore looks like it's made of Legos Just plastic everywhere. It's pretty nuts man. No, it's pretty they also polluted the ocean with that plane. Yeah, that's right Yeah, human beings are fucking weird we are weird Do you remember how much used to litter back in the day in the 90s dude? I would fucking anytime I had like a Coca-Cola cup. I just throw it right out the window So it used to be a big problem

So they used to have a big trash problem apparently and that's what led them to this insane Like super efficient version of recycling and super thorough. Pretty interesting shit man. Waste generated, oh we're making a lot of waste. Yeah we make plenty of waste son, that's what America does motherfucker. If you don't like it you can move to China. We must leave the world. Yeah so they take it and they burn it and that burning it is what powers electricity.

It's like, it's really insanely efficient. And then again, they use it for all kinds of stuff. But the point is they utilize all the trash and that's what we're supposed to be doing. But there's a bunch of knuckleheads, the same knuckleheads that are in charge of the homeless and the homelessness just keeps growing and they need more, we need more funds to deal with this issue that we can't deal with. It's the same fucking thing. If you had private companies that were incentivized

to collect all the plastic, and they could take that plastic and use it for all kinds of things. That's right. All you gotta do is set up the incentives, and human beings figure it out. All you gotta do is go, if you solve this problem, you can become a billionaire.

And then some genius will figure it out to become a billionaire. Isn't that interesting? We're not willing to give the private sector access to garbage so much, so much, that we'll let them pretend they're recycling and just stick stuff in the ground that's plastic, because it's not cost effective to turn it into things.

Can sanitation be one of the last mafia run businesses? Well it's run by a section of the government right, but it's like if you were competing against Singapore you would lose, okay? If like one city was run by Singapore, like Chicago was run by Singapore, but Detroit was run by people who do it right now. And you had to figure out which way is better for the city, which way looks better, which way is more efficient, which way actually like creates less overall waste because you just recycle it

and reuse it. And it actually works as an asset and a commodity. Wouldn't that be better? Like if somebody could do it, you could do it. But the problem is there's no fucking incentive There's probably so much infrastructure within all of these like it's just been how many years that we've been having this system of Sanitation that it's like to try to change that in any sort of like abrupt way is like insane What do you even do? I remember there was a landfill near my house We would go like we would like ride our bikes down to the train tracks and find the landfill And it was just piles and piles and piles of garbage

It's basically the modern version of what it was like to live in a city with horses shit in the streets Yeah, my old version of it which wasn't like much thought put into like the down-the-road times now It's just weird not only that it gets into the water You know when you just dump a bunch of shit on the ground like that you you know you're allowed to have a place We just fill it in what was it? What What about the water that's running under that? Like what happens there? Liquid death. Yeah.

It's supposed to be metal water. It comes with liquid death water. Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot. Yeah, there's like so much fucked up in how we do things and not course correcting. But I mean, is it, so with the recycling thing, is it just designed to fine us for not recycling and create more revenue streams?

I think initially they had this idea that that's what they were going to do, that they were going to recycle things. And they do recycle bottles, and they do recycle cans, because it's cost effective. The problem with plastic, it's not cost effective to recycle. So 90% of it, or something in the range of that, gets thrown in the ground. They just put it in the dirt

Which is the fucking worst like why you making me separate garbage if you just get it Can I just put plastic we just admit and I'll just put plastic bottles in the garbage now cuz that's what I've been doing I kind of gave up. I gave up on your little bullshit charade I'm not gonna be a part of this if I know you're not doing it well There is I see like there's like a rule follow for a while the people it's so funny I just kind of see the results, but I don't know what the actual fight is like Sometimes in New York, there's plastic bags everywhere. And then one time they'll tell you goes no, they're completely illegal now plastic and then New York well during the pandemic they kind of because it was they made that law Maybe six months before the pandemic and they were like no more plastic bags only paper

And then we had a kit and they were like alright We need to figure out priorities here, and then they started using plastic bags again But in New Jersey you have to when I go to shop right I have to pay for new reusable bags every time They no longer give even paper Recycle they're good for for lighting fires the paper ones Want to start a little fire on fire place crumple up some paper bags stick it under there It is like at the airport. They'll do that with the big paper bags, and they charge you for the for the paper bags It's not like like bags were always free. I existed for 30 years on this planet of bags

I think it just makes you think about it like every time One out of every hundred people remember to bring their own shopping bags. What type of fucking nerds shopping bags? Paper bags are good man, but the trees. Yeah the store when she's been like, oh, let's go and well wait I'm gonna run back to the apartment. I forgot to get the the bags like we're gonna buy a new, but I'm not You know what the biggest scam going is the paper bag industry Because they should all be hemp paper bags if they were all hemp paper bags. They would be a hundred times better They'd be so much stronger You wouldn't have to chop down a tree to do it you chop down a stalk of a plant that doesn't even make weed

You know you think they have them where they don't there's no THC in them at all and you make gigantic fucking Chunks of this paper that's almost indestructible. It's so different you can barely tear it is it cheaper No, sure would be cheaper if you had the infrastructure because you could read Like you see if you have an acre of trees and you chop them down It's gonna be fucking years before you can chop down the new ones that you plant afterwards It takes forever for them to grow but hemp you can redo it every fucking few months Yeah, she grows like a weed wasn't a big part of a why like weed was made illegal because they didn't want the competition from hemp or something

Like that 100% it was William Randolph first right he was the reefer madness guy along with Harry Anselinger They demonize it as a commodity if we if we had like true freedom in terms of like to use the best Plants to do stuff that would be one of the number one forget about the weed argument the number one thing is hemp It's so much better paper It's all it's it's like it's really strong like in a weird way I'll give you a piece of hemp maybe like what the fuck man, but hems legal now right everywhere Just a paper but it's clothing it was it's been suppressed for so fucking long that the infrastructure is not really available To compete with like regular paper or to compete with I mean they're making hemp clothes

It's sort of an oddity that was always like a hip sure like if you could find like even what he has You know he has was real big on hemp for a long time. It's way better There's a company called Datsun Sara. They make hemp keys. They're the best keys, man They don't rip cotton geese rip they rip all these hemp keys are like indestructible The only thing that gives out on them is this the threads give out I feel like you don't want to get caught in a hemp key choke I'd much rather just like a regular G that a hemp key. Hey, dude, I forgot to tell The only keys that rip are old ones man. Yeah regular regular G will fuck you up. I read a thing about a

spider silk earlier today as we're talking about like materials Apparently spider silk is like one of the most strong like if they actually they know yeah They make actual clothing and like garments out of it And it's like I believe that cuz you got caught in one of one string of it And it's like on you for five minutes As thick as like a power line It's one fifth as thick as a human hair or one tenth the second as a human hair And they there was a team of guys who spent five years like I don't know milking spiders, but they were using

They were getting the silk out of these spiders, and they made this like big fucking gown with it It was you know there's a thing. They're trying to do, okay they're saying the human side, silk is used to make bulletproof clothing. There's a thing they're trying to do now though where they're trying to make human skin and you know how they can kind of splice genetics together? They want to make human skin that is made with this gene for this spider silk. So see if you can find that. So what they're trying can find that so with it whether you end up in a superhero movie

This right now it's theoretical But if you think about what they're gonna be able to do medically just in the next decade or two especially with the AI Stuff that's a scary shit. It's a scary shit as soon as they start integrating humans with that stuff They're gonna come up with all sorts of solutions to all sorts of problems and one of them is gonna be non bulletproof skin Stopping crime. We're gonna just like make everybody mandatory just like you get vaccinated Everybody's gonna have to get bulletproof skin, so we don't have to worry about gun violence anymore. It doesn't work anymore We're just shooting each other in the head Anymore doesn't work anymore. We're just shooting each other in the head

Technology can't afford bulletproof like turtles We're already like Joe ninja turtles in the future. We're all gonna be like covered with armor And it'll be just wild kingdom out there in the streets every day is a fucking street takeover Philadelphia. Yeah, Philadelphia Street takeover Maybe that's how we get out of this you know like humans had to figure out opposable thumbs to be able to throw spears Maybe we maybe at one point in time. We have to just grow armor. We're not gonna fix this problem of violence It would be pretty badass Yeah, just have you especially if you're the first human with it like if you get to be the first one who's got armor I'm like for real how the fuck did a turtle become a turtle? How long did that take and what the fuck was it was a rat found him in the sewers?

See I won him at a carnival, but think of all the animals that are so vulnerable and this one motherfucker goes You know I got an idea and somehow or another over the course of who knows how many fucking million years it becomes a goddamn Turtle and it's such a good design Like alligators and crocodiles just all and smashing through turtles Crushing them up like they're nothing To the bullproof skin was a story from 2012 Yeah, was a project with an artist. I don't know that they were actually ever trying to that's a fucking CIA cover They're gonna cover Jason Bourne with bulletproof skin first and they're gonna say Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne bulletproof skin

Jason Bourne, world's proof skin. Inspiration for this project. Oh, Genghis Khan wanted it. Of course he wanted it. This legendary emperor said to have issued his horsemen with silk vests as an arrow hitting silk does not break it but ends up embedded in the flesh wrapped in silk. Interesting. Wow.

So the silk was so strong that the arrows would just go into your skin through this and you wouldn't get hit. It's like a Kevlar. So you would, you'd still get fucked up, but you wouldn't get full penetration. It wouldn't penetrate. Wow. Silk.

That's crazy. I would buy you a silk shirt and shoot you with an arrow. Duh! That's crazy. Those arrows sucked. Those broadheads sucked. Yeah, Joe Rogan could fucking shoot somebody with a silk shirt on. You could not do that today Yeah, there's a different. I don't know what kind of silk they had but a modern-day broadhead those things are horrifying Well, I don't understand it, but it can't just be like a silk t-shirt

They had to have some type of thick silk even for arrows back then Yeah, it must have been really thick, because they were powerful bows too, especially the Mongols. The Mongols had these insane bows that took like 160 pounds to draw back. And they were famous for when they looked at their skeletons, their bones, the one side of their body was deformed,

because they were pulling with the right arm their whole life, so their whole spine and everything is, they have like giant bones in their shoulders and arms. Like their whole body developed to pull this fucking insane bow back. So that kind of a bow has crazy power behind it with this bullshit homemade arrow and these fucking whatever kind of heads they were using.

That would suck to put all that effort into pulling the bow and then silk takes it out. I did that for nothing. I got beat by silk. I wonder if it would work with their bows I wonder if that was just for the enemy's bows because the Mongols were They were so advanced militarily which is really bizarre It is like one dudes group who likes to live in tents Decide to literally take over the fucking world and would have done it got pretty close Yeah, they killed 10% of the people on the fucking planet during his lifetime all people like that always have weird facial hair

There is however little historical basis to this. What is it the silk shirt claim? Oh? Pretty other thing tells me I was wrong from front to back. There is, however, little historical basis. No primary source can be found containing the statement. The earliest mention of it in relation to the Mongols comes from Michael Proudin's 1934 Deshinges Khan der Sturm aus Eisen Proudin, did I get that right? Eager to give Mongols every technological edge over their foes, appears to have assumed the Mongols as a warrior race would only have worn silk for military purposes.

But is there any historical depictions of silk stopping arrows? See if you can find that. Maybe the Mongols didn't do it, or maybe it was like a theory. The AI from Google says that they wore silk underclothes to help prevent blood loss from arrows, and that they had armor that was sewn together with silk, but there was some sort of plates. That makes much more sense.

So it's like, yeah, under the armor with silk. I'm being kissed by God. Just like the samurai outfits. They have these plates, and they have the mesh under the plates so they can move around We have one of those samurai outfits out there. It's a real one from the 1800s really It's freaky freaky to think these Joe had to use this time machine to go get it Took a long time on it actually got for me as a gift pixel you have to it's like a pain the ass to get it Over here, I'd imagine that's a tough thing to buy. Yeah, it's a weird thing using

So they do these like medieval fights like it's almost like MMA and like medieval gear. We talked about doing it at Skankfest, but to ship the armor to Vegas from wherever they were, it would be so expensive. We'd have to, it would be, it would make more sense to drive it out in a van, just like with the team of people. You've seen those Russian videos

where those guys beat the fuck out of each Other yeah, dude don't do that Yeah, bro you're gonna get hit in this head with a sword you're gonna forget all your jokes No, I got him I got him a spider silk hat he's fine Even if you have that helmet on imagine how much I fucking sword weighs and it's hit you in the armor is like 120 pounds 130 pounds Would you need around your head to let someone hit you in the head with a sword? I need a lot more than that. Yeah more than that a lot more now. That'd be fun though, bro You get a shield to the head you're getting CT

Motherfucking II you can pretend that you're protected you are not protected from that rattle son Lewis, Lewis, do you still remember your jokes? Look at the dents in that guy's helmet where he's got hit in the head with a fucking sword M1 medieval that's his ship This fucking rules And they're doing it live for what I would describe as not that many people 45 people in the crowd

I know but if I went to this I would go home and I go I can't believe there's only 45 people Giant turkey leg get a giant goblet gosh they got everything Rest that's fair. They got the dark game where you can win the animal I'm going back look at this. He's on top of Eating with this she oh my god. This is a weapon. He's meeting with his weapon That night insane that night had really good top control That kind of weight dropping down on your head with that big-ass fucking shield look this virgin is gonna take his helmet off

Thank you everybody you also have to take into your performing for you You got to take into account the weight of all that armor on his arm and how much more that's driving down the the impact Of it right right just coming down Yeah All that weight because it's all covered in steel and then he has his big-ass fucking shield and steel gloves on He's coming down in your head with that over and over and over you think that's a terrible than MMA. Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, man that guy got Mike got a real fucked up like a different kind of like a crack skull type fucked up

They fed him to a dragon afterwards. I mean that could drag that like that could kill somebody like that That doesn't seem like even with armor on I don't believe that you can be okay from getting hit like that in the head well also all the shit from like from the NFL is like You can be okay from getting hit like that in the head well also all the shit from like from the NFL is like Like the helmet doesn't really matter because if you're when it's cracking against your head And you're rattling around how good that helmet be where you not let a dude with a shield and an iron I'm gonna fucking sleeve on slam down on your head over and over and over again That could crack your skull. I don't really agree with you at the same box with an MMA person That could crack your skull. I can't really agree with you at the same box with an MMA person

Well, that's there's no way that's I would do that over powerslap any day of the week So insane this is so fucking let's me and you play this game with spears Here's the bathroom don't don't do this you two and I do want to watch a full pay-per-view of this now Here's the thing if you allow these guys to have no armor dudes would sign up if you decided you're gonna have a full sword Fight version of this with no armor guys would show up with a fucking bikini on ready to slice you up If we decided one day if some crazy country some fucking warlord dictator type dude Decided to have actual sword fights with no armor on dudes would do it There's there's enough psychotic men out there Something yeah, sure back in the day there was we used to watch felony fights, dude

Oh, yeah, and those guys would have they would give the two guys nun chucks If I just beat the shit out of each other on a parking lot and just two fucking Mexican guys Wailing on each other I remember this max how many people fuck this white dude up and he he was a good boxer and he cracked him and knocked Him out and then when he got him on the ground he kept dropping knees on his unconscious He kept dropping knees on his unconscious. Oh, he was like another one. Yeah, oh Yeah, it's horrible Yeah, yeah the sound like seizing up and shit I was listening to howard stern the other day was an old one where they were talking the people that were good old

days the Pia the people that were trying to get on Like that the one-way trip to Mars they were gonna try to do it was from the years like 2012 And they said it wasn't gonna go until 2020, something which I don't think would ever end up happening. But like, there was, they said it was thousands of people were trying to get on that mission. One-way trip to die on Mars, yeah, thousands. Oh, to die, yeah.

That, they said it had to be whittled down, by the way, it's being whittled down to like 16 people, so it was not a lot of people, but they were like, oh yeah, you had to go through, and it's like, how many doctors and all kinds, it's being whittled down to like 16 people so it was not a lot of people but they was like, oh, yeah you had to go through and it's like How many doctors and all guys pretty crazy like how much people are willing to do some nutty people bro? There's a lot of people out there that want to end it No, they said for sure you they said without for sure but they said odds are you definitely will never make it to Mars And if you get there, you know, it's like it's everything just kinda like, you're probably gonna die en route.

It takes... You're always gonna have people that wanna sign up for that kinda stuff. Yeah, just like, whatever the thing is. There's like, remember back in the day, it was a big thing in New York in the 90s, there were bug chasers? It was like a sect of the gay community

that was trying to get AIDS. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. There's a great series on Netflix right now called The Terror, and it's about these guys that try to cross the ice paths in Like the 1800s and they know they never make it spilt spoiler alert It gets fucking dark dude Yeah, it gets dark These dudes just got stranded on a boat with other guys and of course they start eating each other the real story

It's based on a real story these gentlemen actually did do this and they didn't find their body They didn't find anything to like years and years later. They went and they found clear evidence of like people getting cut up What was the time period? 1800s they just thought they were slick and they're gonna make it across and it was a particularly cold winter and the the ice Never thawed in that area and they just got stuck there they just got stuck and then the ice Developed all around them. They were there for years. I mean that like that's like a thing of survival, which I understand But you see people that go to like what's a big? Like the tallest one the hardest one ever

What's the mountain? Like the tallest one the hardest one ever You see those videos of like the bodies that are like the bodies are now markers like you get to a certain It's name a guy like Jim. It's like that's Jim. He is when you're at however many feet high Yeah, and there's no way to get their bodies back down. So they just are frozen You have to leave them there. No one no no one can retrieve them and stay alive. It's too dangerous. That's wild It's fucking nuts, man You could find like the one of the first guys that ever died up there They is like is it's all white it looks like a statue and he's face down

Face down on the rock frozen, and they don't touch the see if you can find the image the images I mean somebody must haunting because You can climb it who can like no no them say the one person that can climb it they can like that's done Like something shitty to the stuff up there Yeah, you know we were kids you take like the reindeer on people's lawns and put them in different Yes positions look at this these guys this guy's dead But there's one we that one in the lower left hand corner Jamie that one. That's the one look at that well Bro imagine walking past that and go yeah that guy's a pussy

And I'm gonna come back down I'm gonna jerk off on its back With a fucking Chicago Bulls hat on so he's completely frozen. Yeah, he's frozen. He's dead forever He's been dead for a long time look that guy's got old ass clothes on that have been just slowly worn away by time. Yeah, it's amazing He has his regular picture from the 70s This is what happens like people die like you'll be in a group and somebody dies and go well guys we have to leave him And you're like you're like what? You have to leave them while they're dying. Yeah, you could die Yeah, like you can't help them you have to just go and they're just gonna die a slow death. Look at these guys get trapped

I can't believe how many people agree to like do like death sentences but like then there's something like the submersible thing that was just like Everyone was like cheers and champagne like this the best and then just ends immediately. Oh, they saved that guy. Look who got trapped Oh my god, imagine getting trapped like that and that's it You just slowly die like wishing you could just get shot in the head and not have to slowly die. That's so insane It's all so insane and it's just to get to the top to say you got there. I Mean is it how exhilarating it has to be so I bet it's not that great Well, it's probably you realize you could do something very difficult

Which a lot of people have a desire to do and it's also bragging right for a lot of dickheads A lot of dickheads. I want to tell you I've been in Nepal. I went up to Everest. I really helped the community There's a lot of people that just do it for street. We're acoustic guitar song up there. It's pretty gay People they just want to fucking challenge themselves though in some insane way where they might die I think it's when you don't have kids. Any of those things like skydiving, I always wanted to skydive and I'm terrified of heights, but as soon as I had a kid I was like, I'm not jumping out of a plane.

I'm the same unnecessary risk, and I said now as my daughter's older too, having that thing where it's like, now she'd have to be like, what happened to your dad? His shoe didn't open, yeah exactly, motorcycle. It's like he turned, it was raining, and he turned on his motorcycle a little too fast Oh, I was gonna get a motorcycle license

I was sitting in traffic and I'm just watching cars or motorcycles zip between me and I was like dude I got to get a motorcycle and it was maybe the fifth time that I crashed my car in 2022 but I was like this is gonna be the death of me that's Lewis had a moment where he was like I don't think I should do armored fighting or get a motorcycle Maybe neither of these are good ideas. I have to trust you except P It's no you're leaving the number one show in the number one show in the world being left in the hands of the Legion of Skanks what could possibly go wrong? Let's take call What if it just turns out there's been phone lines the entire time people have been waiting to get on

Three says you got some new ideas for the show. It's all but it's all way behind It's all a guy who's like I want to say something to Brian Redban. This is your years late, sir Yes, I've been on hold for 17 years This going well guys. What do you guys think? He's going pretty well. Does he like us? I don't know I mean you too. I think this Joe fellow has a future in broadcasting. Oh, yeah He's doing all right. He's doing all right. I'll give him some notes, but Man I tell you what though his His like on-air

Stuff is a Kutram onto the table is very different than ours. It's cooler than ours. We have a racist bear. We have a racist bear. I like to think we're getting there. Yeah. We are. But no one's ever made his art out of drums

or stuff like that. Yeah, this is all really cool stuff. This is an actual dinosaur head. This is a real skull. Yeah, he was like, dude, this is actually a real UFO. We actually went to Mars and found a miniature UFO. Oh, isn't this like a Tyrannosaurus windpipe or something? I don't even think I'm wrong about that. I think it's something like that Jamie is that what we're looking at?

It does it's kind of look like a walrus dick now that you mentioned that was pulled out of the permafrost in Alaska this was yes, it's like shaved their song there. That was the no one knows why It's all flat like that That's Dude if I steal the thing from the permafrost everybody take a little thing They've taken commemorative coin. I'm gonna take Dice's cigarette No, I don't need to steal anything. I'll be back. We should leave shit. Yeah, Dave Dave we really dumb you down for this show, huh?

Oh, we're having fun, boys. I'll be going through it in my life. No, I don't think so. Jamie was telling us about this, the unfrozen walrus stick or something. Yeah, it's a bone. That's not, oh, no, it's not. We actually have a walrus, what is it?

What kind of bone is it? What kind of bone is it? The walrus stick bone. The walrus stick bone stick bone where is that is that in the other studio? We had a wall or stick is it not very bit. It's very fucking huge Giant this big wall sticks actually have bones. Yeah, what does it call the proboscis? What does it call dude? Isn't it proboscis a nose slow down this That is not a nose isn't it proboscis a nose slow down this part It's called a baculum it's bone. That's it

That's what they look like that's a giant and that's an actual walrus his cock. Yeah, that's why they're always hailing Hitler Big fancy yeah, they it's actually a bone because nature doesn't have time for your heart on you get a bone With us it's like too complicated raised kids like you got to be really into this I want you to be like in the mood fully committed with your dogs have bones No, yeah, they do yeah The cats have bones, I don't know if dogs have bones isn't Lockness monster actually like a whale flipping upside down in his cock coming out of the water Yeah, I've heard that the lock nice monster photo the famous one is fake as fuck But they said it's actually if you see a whale flipping over on its back and his dick comes out

It's what it looks like they said probably much could have been that nah It's horseshit, or it's a sturgeon probably a sturgeon canine baculum. Yeah, yes, they have dog dicks Or it's a sturgeon probably a sturgeon canine baculum. Yeah, yes, they have dog dicks Yeah, it's called a bet so they have a same thing baculum. Yeah doesn't taste like it has a bone in it I Think it's only us I think that we're the chimps and the primates the only ones that God doesn't trust like you can't have a bone That is just use it all day long. You never build houses. It's a good God made the right call on that one It's too easy for us to fuck so the bone dies off. That's probably what happened because it's too easy Because if we just bred like birdie overpopulated we've not really but I mean if you wanted to look at us to compare to Any other animal the balance is way off. There's way more us than there are them

We're everywhere one every fucking part of the country every part of the world some primates do have one Which ones? How we got robbed? The cool ones this is gorilla and chimpanzees Baculum with the dog's penis did you watch that thing yet the lady who the chimp crazy on hb? I love you. I think gorillas have them Gorillas of the bone, so that's exactly what what happened you do not want to fuck my gorilla we developed Agriculture and cities and the bone went away because then we would just fuck all day

We would never figure out cities well it said chimps have them which are supposed to be our closest And yeah throwing shit at each other It's like whatever the the common ancestor of us and chimpses That was the split was they were like look we're gonna go in this direction where we build civilization and the chimps We're like we're gonna keep our dick bones. So good luck. That's exactly what happened. They had a conversation Like I get it I understand why you want to do it the female has one she's a bone in her clitoris damn How hard she come? Wait, there's a clip bone yeah, buddy Well it probably has to be because all animals that are mammals they start off as female anyway, right like the same process

I think for primates in That right that's why boys Penises aren't done yet. We haven't grown into there is definitely a market for grinding down dick bones and fucking put them in your drinks or something Oh, yeah, it's probably right up there with tiger bones. I guarantee it. I Guarantee that they grind dick bones down in certain cultures Yeah, well in certain cultures like they they will want to drink rhino tea because it's naughty You know, they know rhinos are an endangered species But they cut their fucking horns off just to make tea and they it's supposed to make your dick hard

Real so you're fucking probably just because it's like so crazy I'm a naughty boy. I'm gonna serve you some you know imagine you go over a guy's house like what a fucking house Look this guy you want some fucking rhino horn T. Wow you've got the real shit Bird that guy's got a raccoon You want some fucking rhino horn T. Why you've got the real shit Bird that guy's got a raccoon I need one Looking at that going yeah, I need a raccoon bone dick. You want a raccoon one you want to fucking like a big wolf Yeah

Bear dick with it when the night's open shirt. That's what happened. We went we were like I don't need the dick bone I want to figure out space travel you can't Travel if you have that dick bone A little bit once they develop the bulletproof skin the next thing is gonna be a reemergence of the dick bone It was gonna fight against it Viagra. They're gonna be like fuck you earn it. Yeah, yeah You know You'd put a lot of stuff bulletproof skin because of the because this thing goes all the way up the ladder You gotta follow the money. It's gonna be a bullet by dick bone for sure if you're gonna put a dick bone in there Why make it a regular bone?

I like to think I can't break if a girl gets crazy the CEO of Viagra like as this podcast is out is in a room Somewhere going they're talking about it on the Joe Rogan experience all right this threatens our entire business Model once AI goes live. That's gonna be one of the first things we fix Bring back the dick bone We've already devolved enough with we realize It's like a limit you get to the end of the road and civilization has to collapse and start over again But in the meantime we're gonna need that dick bone back back That's that might be the thing that drives the collapse. Yeah, once you get the dick bone. There's no more need for civilization No, I think civilization collapses and then the reemergence of the dick bone becomes a necessity because you have to fuck very quickly

Because you get me animals. Okay. All right, I get it. Yeah, and so there's a madness cannibal gangs in the streets fucking block takeovers, times a million. Juggalos, here we go, we're all back, we're right back here. And you're gonna need a dick bone. Cause you have 13 seconds to impregnate your wife. And then hope that neither one of you gets eaten on the way to the lake.

You're like, that was my third wife, by the way. I'll have a fourth one soon. Bro. I can't figure, is this the skull of a wendingo? evil mythical forest creature mule deer. Oh, it's a mule deer This is the regular deer. Did you kill that one? Yeah? I was the first animal. I told you you killed the crocodile That's out there. It's an alligator. Sorry Yeah, sorry Joe. That's like that's misgender Just watch Joe actually get mad at me. No no no I didn't but the crocodiles are like that's a bigger accomplishment

That's a scarier animal way scarier. That is a huge alligator big ass. That is a massive Yeah beast big ass wait the crocodile is scarier than the alligator. Yeah We said what is it that makes them scary bigger way more aggressive chase some of us are here to learn We look stupid because that They're fucking terrifying, man. If we, you know, they found a bunch of them in the Everglades in Florida. You know, the same assholes that let loose

their fucking pythons. Pythons. There's a bunch of them have let loose some giant Nile crocodiles. Oh, is it the guy that was, he's riding like the fan boat through it and then all of a sudden like the ground is more alligator? Oh, that's a different one. I think that's in Costa Rica. I think that video. I don't think that videos in America

I might actually be a different kind of crocodile it might be in the Amazon I don't believe that's America, but the ones in America the ones they're spotting they have like a kill on sight order for them in the Everglades because if you have a fucking a population of breeding Nile crocodiles Cuz if you have a fucking a population of breeding Nile crocodiles It's over. It's fuck your golf like their Sites a funny thing if you're unarmed you just see what out there they go Government said I got to kill this thing on site like let's go motherfucker. How do you how do you know an alligator? You have to shoot it how many to the to date have they?

killed in the the Everglades Cuz they've they spotted it's more than four I think So the problem is they don't look through much of the Everglades. It's too crazy. It's so thick the whole middle of Florida is like Florida is the dick of the country and that dick is infested with monster soup It's just pythons soup It's just pythons Pythons and fucking crocodiles and alligators everywhere

And there's no mammals left like 90% of the mammals in the Everglades are gone the crocodiles just fuck me I know the pythons like I've killed everything Killed everything that's just like very recent Pythons are killing alligators they eat alligators Jesus American crocs No, no, no, I'm Nile crocodiles and now it never glades for sure they I was watching a news thing now crocs now Yeah, there it is. Well, that's something on reddit. Yeah Ten years ago ten years ago someone caught on There's been more than one though. I think there's been four different ones that they've caught I

Don't know how my algorithm got this but it was like if you ever get attacked by it must have been a crock-it-up It was an alligator, but they told you what to do You punch it in those and put it through Always by the way step one is always stay calm. Yeah, no first thing you want to do Yeah, no first thing you want to do I played it You got a role with it because it's gonna try to roll you right and then if you have an opportunity to play dead Cuz then it'll think you're dead or it said punch it in his nose, which is the funny Eyes all the hilarious tickling shit try tickling it different places. You ain't doing shit my friend Jim shot No that Joe I'm gonna tickle a fucking alligator

My friend Jim shock he got sent to Africa to hunt them because they were killing these people in this village. Everybody in the village was like missing a hand. They all had like bites taken out of them. These crocodiles were like targeting these people like they were food. And so they brought in this professional hunter, this guy who's a friend of mine, Jim Shocky,

and he went to Africa and shot these crocodiles. Jesus. And while he was there, one of the ladies got taken? one of the ladies was Washing clothes in the in the river and they just fucking snatched out maybe don't wash clothes in the river But this is how crazy it is They develop like a system where they stick logs in the ground and like this circular area because they think the crocodiles can't come through It but I think the crocodiles are figuring out how to go on the ground when everyone's sleeping and slip right into that

And wait don't uh don't lions do that shit in Africa to like they really hunt humans Oh, they'll really like plan it out and sure see that val kilmer movie people whistles I Doesn't the alien or the predator like the guy who comes down fucks people up Why doesn't he hunt us that way with call really wouldn't that be more exciting for him? Yes, that is just running people down fucking taking their heads Trick them into going on a wellness retreat Set it up like a deer blind like a wellness retreat If you're a duck you think you're about to get laid and you fucking just get blasted in the head

Right well they think it's a safe place to land. It's even more despicable They take rubber ducks and they put them everywhere like I was a party Everybody's happy and then you come in and just imagine being a duck just getting blasted out of the sky like how yeah that sucks I thought I had to worry about dogs and things like that I didn't think I'd worried about getting blasted out of the fucking sky Doug is delicious though It is delicious meat yeah, and it's probably fun to blast him out of the sky I haven't done that particular activity, but I bet it's a good time just fucking pop the hatch Boom-boom-boom, and then you cook them up that night nice. Yeah, it's got to be a lot of fun

But you got to be careful. You don't eat buckshot that that's a real issue Because you don't always get all the little BBs because a shotgun you shoot it up there It's a scatter. That's how you can shoot birds of the migrants dude They just grab and break their neck and cook them up. That's the better way. No, but really yeah No bucks are needed no buckshot need get those bitch ass domesticated ducks that are subject to grabbing Those parked ducks they don't know any better yet. Just oh yeah I don't I assume you can't just eat like lake duck. You could.

Can you? Yeah, you could. I'm sure you could eat them. I'm saying is there any kind of good, it doesn't taste good. When I get beefy duck, is that the same duck that you just see in Central Park? There's different kinds of ducks. Some ducks are called diver ducks,

and those are the least appetizing. Because diver ducks go all the way down to the bottom of where the ground is, the bottom of the of the where the ground is the bottom of the lake and they eat all the algae and all the bullshit and like anything that's down there they eat anything they eat dead fish and all kinds of rotten things and the idea is that they they're not very tasty but the other ducks there's still like mallards and different ducks that like people hunt they don't dive You know they eat things that are like on the surface

They don't go down and eat the muck, but I've had diver duck that was really well prepared by a chef This guy owns died due in town. It's an amazing restaurant and He cooked it fantastic. It was awesome, and this is the ones who eat all the bad shit, but it still tastes good You can yeah, you could still do it right. It's just an involved process You know like he had to he brined them and did a bunch of different things marinated them But they ultimately you can't eat them But I think like a regular duck the kind that are like sitting on the pond you could snatch one of those up up I bet it would be just like a regular duck that you would shoot out the sky it's just a duck well fellas we know what we're doing

after this well I mean if you came from a country where there's no food and all the sudden they flew you into Ohio like why are we all here like and no one tells you not to eat the bikes right there's just ducks there now that maybe you don't even speak English so there's only sign saying don't kill the ducks and you say oh look ducks kill dogs When you dogs wouldn't you automatically grab a duck? I feel like you came from a place where there was no food Oh, yeah No I'm not blaming the Haitians

Peking duck is the most popular duck to eat Peking duck meat is known for its mild satisfying flavor easily adapts a number of cuisines There's a lighter flesh and milder flavor. So is it not this is a duck It says Pekin the Peking is a type but this is this is like domestic ducks That's what they're showing here. So like if you buy duck in a restaurant, you're not really buying wild duck You're buying a domesticated duck But there's wild ducks that taste really good and there's wild ducks that are a little funky and those those are the ones that they call diver ducks Yeah, there's like fish I'm I went fishing in Puerto Rico

we went deep-sea fishing and there's like certain fish that like they eat or I guess the bigger the fish were like the They eat like all the algae and stuff off the reef and I guess if the fish was really big You had to like throw it back because you can get like really sick I think it's the toxins from the fish they eat. They eat stuff off the reef. Oh right, you're right about that actually, yes. We caught some Barracuda and they were like, on this area you can keep them,

but if you catch them over there, you can't keep them. You can't eat them. It was weird. Especially with big game species, because there's ones that they just won't eat. It's too risky. It's pretty wacky. We could went fishing on a Perch tour this summer and they caught a fish and like it looked like he was gonna like I thought he was gonna like gut

The fish right there on the boat, but what he was doing was uh when you pull them up very fast Like oh, yeah, they get like the bends mm-hmm so it looks so violent, but they're actually saving the fish. They're going to throw them back, and they just stab them almost underneath the thing. And it just lets the air out, and they're able to live. Fish get the bends? No. Yeah. The pressure that their body has to be under when they're like 500 feet underwater is insane. And so when they go to the top, their organs come out through their mouth. It's crazy. So yeah, it looks like they're all filled up.

So they just let the air out of a a balloon and then the fish start moving again You throw them back. I cooked a lobster once and you're supposed to put the knife into the back of its head You're not supposed to just boil it, but I couldn't do it. I was like, there's no way That's what it looks like the guy's eyeballs pop out and his tongue pops out. I've seen that happen. It's kind of like Ari It's very It looks like a wacky like like a card you'd get it Spencer's fish called a Jew fish There is right. Let's get filled to fish. Yeah

but that's a I mean Imagine what that does to your body going from 500 feet down in the fucking ocean to pulling up to the top Yeah, just pops out. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun Why isn't that not the case probably? to pulling up to the top. Everybody just pops out. Yeah, that doesn't sound fun. Why isn't that not the case? That's probably exactly what would happen if you went to the moon and took your helmet off. Well, we've never really gone.

So, I don't know. That's what total recall said happens on Mars. Jewfish. Jewfish, there you go. Overpopulation, there we go. Do you think the other fish? Well, can you pull up the Hitler fish, please? It's a Goliath? That's what it is.

There's only one person who's gonna. Only one fish can get to the bottom of this problem. Do they have a disproportionate control of the fish media? I'm just wondering. Is that the, that's the. Who's running the fish banks? A Jew fish is a Goliath grouper? Popped it in the Google says Atlantic Goliath grouper.

Whoa, let me see that motherfucker. Well, hello. I'm here for your rent money. Jesus Christ, look at that picture with the diver. Give me your rent money. Look at that picture with the diver. Give me your rent money. Look at that picture with the diver. That's fucking insane. That's like a large mouth bass that could eat a person. If I saw that I would think that I was about to be murdered. I would not be comfortable with that thing being right next to me. That's a giant predator. I would think that I'm a trunk. Am I inside of a small fish tank? Bro,

if you were a little kid, if like you were a four-year-old kid and you went diving, free diving near that There's a real likelihood that thing swallows you 800 pounds. Oh, yeah, do you fish in your baby? Let's spread that rumor. You ever seen largemouth bass take out a duckling? No, but I want to now. They take them out. They take out birds duckling no but I want to now they take them out they take out birds there's um a guy that was developing a lure for there's a giant pike called a musky they're notoriously hard to catch and they're enormous like real ancient fish looks like a monster and they're hard to catch there they call them like the the fish of 10,000 casts and so this guy developed a lure for them. That's a duck

It's a little ducky move it across the water. It's very effective for it muskies like the fuck-up ducks They're huge do like this big No, I don't think so pull up a photo got one on a right here. Oh, there is that's a largemouth bass, but Google musky Giant just um Google musky Giant just Google giant musky That's them Wow well look at that thing Fucking things are crazy, and they're super predators They take out ducks and all kinds of things and if you you want to catch them you have to have a big-ass lure

And all kinds of things and if you you want to catch them you have to have a big ass lure Look at that look at the size of their fucking mouth is just covered in teeth like a barracuda Is there a video one of these things like eating a duck? Oh, yeah for sure if you have to catch you have to dress Dress like Antifa. Yeah It's his weapon With a bike lock You got to catch those motherfuckers in some cold ass water just like northern pike Jew fish will not replace us Look at this giant musky eats a duck here it goes Come on, baby

You take this out cocksucker oh, I thought that was it Okay musky eats duck gotta sit through an ad okay. Is this a duck lure? Yeah, unless he's got a duck with a hook through it that monster And that fucked up like you hate mice you kill mice with the mousetrap But if you went fishing with a mice and a hook people are you piece of shit? What is wrong with you? Like live bait right you put it right through their eyes, but if you did that to a mouse everybody would get very upset with you You know me piece of shit in the crazy like and kill him with a spring

What and there is like oh yeah mousetrap good job, and it's not like that's a humane way to kill him you can Try I got lost on a YouTube journey once with a guy who made homemade mousetraps And he would like create little systems to to drown mice and rats in buckets Yeah, it was great. Oh, yeah, they like get like sent to like a bucket. Yes Crazy that was a little bad is a crazy. It's New York, right? Yeah His system of mice and rats and it just catches them and puts them in the buckets to drowns And then the guys the end of the month he just has like a buckets of mice and it's so crazy

You guys see that Netflix documentary rats no It's all about rats in New York City rats all over the country and no I was all the world fucking horrible There's I think the biomass of rats in New York City is equal or greater to the biomass of human beings Oh, yeah, there are so many rats There's no nice that is think about how many people walking on the street and think about the Idea that the number of rats is greater people in rats Eat rat shit, do you know horrible the entire underneath?

Bullshit estimate this is the estimate that there are approximately three million rats in New York City Which is close to a third of the city population way more so 50% increase from a decade ago This is the AI over although we do have a rat czar now, so maybe she's doing her shit I think the documentary was saying that they're Here it is right here. There are 8.2 million humans average mass of 70 kilograms about 2 million rats that is not true There's not too who knows how many one said there's 2 million rats that is not true this is not too who knows how many yeah one said there's 2 million one said there's gonna be what's gonna be not safe for a girl saying with her pussy they got deleted

there's no good measurement of how many rats are yeah there's not like a guy going down there's like everybody holds still 14 15 how would you possibly know you cannot they just justify their job just like the people in the homeless commission No fucking way you can tell me how many rats there are in New York City No, there's no fuck I parked my car once it was back in the day when you had to use cell phones or Pay phones rather and I was pumping gas It was in the Bronx and I went over to this payphone, and I'm on the payphone I'm watching rats jump onto the wheel of my car jump into the engine bay jump all around it They were coming out of the sewer and jumping on the car. It was Two minutes on the phone going what the fuck I didn't realize so I lived in the city

What a problem that is rats will go inside you if you leave your car like sit for days at a time Rats will get inside and like chew like wires and fuck your car. It's crazy. So it says for over a hundred years nearly everyone has believed New York is about eight million rats, a ratio of one human to one rat. The theory began in the 1900s when author and rat expert W.R. Boelter hypothesized that in England there was a ratio of one human to one rat. However, Albach points out that the hypothesis was erroneously applied to New York City and is widely quoted to this day.

Any expert has debunked. You know what I lost a lot of faith in experts over the last few years. I see some fucking data. You know it's actually 36 humans to one rat. I don't know about that. I don't think you know that. I don't think you know. I mean under the grounds like how do you possibly know the entire subway systems?

They're full of fucking rats didn't say after that Jamie someone said it's one-to-one. What does it say? It's in 1950 the New York City Health Department went back to one-to-one. Okay, that's probably more accurate and it's probably even worse now There's no fucking way, you know the whole the tunnels. It's all filled I'll do it runs are everywhere in the city and we all you know lived in the city for years and years But Jay still does But they'll be every now and then they'll just be like a block where there's like construction or something like that like there's something Open in the ground and so you just have to walk through and you have just have to like stomp your way through it because there's Just rats everywhere. It's the fucking worst dude dude It's like it feels like your skin is like, oh, I've never seen it with rats before but I will say I found out what it

was after but Talk about a first time New York thing happening was uh, I was just outside Smoking a cigarette on my stoop when I was in the East Village and all of a sudden I was like, hmm, that's weird Three roaches walking by in the daylight for like that's kind of weird. You don't see that a lot Just like you know it's like three different times three different roaches I'm like that's pretty strange and then several more and then I'm telling you And I'm telling you you meet within five minutes falling off the buildings

Our superintendent came out and he was like what's going on and then they all we saw him like landing on his shoulder he was freaking out and then we went inside came out a couple hours later and there was thousands of them dead on the street and I go what happened he goes oh that's what they do in New York whenever they like bomb a building for like roaches it just shoots them to other buildings they just come out so that's what it was he goes oh one building there's they're probably trying to sell a building so they bombed it for roaches And it just sends tens of thousands of them out onto the street Oh millions

I mean I'm talking when I was saying like it wasn't you couldn't take a step and not be stepping on like the carcasses of Like 50. Oh, but they just That's the ones Jay's talking about They like water flying ones the big ones in New York. That's the ones Jay's talking about Yeah, the flying the water ones. They're the most disgusting creature in the world those water bugs in New York City That's what you see. Oh, it was crawling and then also it just takes flight and comes at you You're like well, it's like one month a year that they actually fly But when they do man, they just become the grossest thing if you want to live in a big city That's just part of the program. Yeah, it's can't get rid of them

Can't get rid of the rats either. It's not like anyone's incompetent. It's too deep. You would have to move out It's our job to go Let the rats have it. Yeah, you'd have to move out and then nuke it from space Well, there's all types of like I live out in the country now and there's all types of animals that I don't love that are around But nothing's gross like right like it's like there's like a bobcat that we've caught on our camera a Few times I'm like I don't really want that thing around but it's not cool though. Yeah, it's cool. It's not like disgusting There's like gross animals. I live a little closer to the city in Jersey. I get some gross animals So we had those one of them. Yeah, Puerto Regan's you know what are the things that was like a big problem in New York last summer?

Puerto Rican, you know, what are the things that was like a big problem in New York last summer Black lives matter riots the bugs. Yeah. Oh, they're still there. They're back this year Invasive so it came over in a so in 2020 in the summer of 2020 Over they were doing work on the highline, but I know they said in the summer of 2020 We started seeing these little bugs we had never seen before and they said they're almost kind of kill it You're almost kind of really see them kill it if you see it and immediately we're like I don't work for you government I'm not going around killing your bugs and then by the next summer There was like ten times as many and the next summer there were like ten times I'm a you and I just read they look like moths with like a red underbelly or kind of yeah

They're like a little red. They're almost kind of pretty looking until there's a bunch of them and they Thought they were like beautiful little butterflies and I was like all they're nice And then I heard that they were a problem, and then they skeeved me out like they fuck up plants, but they came over The High Line in New York was doing something they brought in plants from China, and they came in years that why yeah So they came in all to the docks and these plants from China, and now it's just they are there and it's it's crazy It's about a month month and a half They are a like the roof of my building probably pull that up Jamie like New York Can't go on the roof of my building like there's

Saving like tens of thousands of them all over there There was a lady up there one time I walked up there covered in them like fucking Candyman But they're Evolving to in the fact that the first year that I was aware of them the first year I was aware of them you could step on them, and they didn't really do much oh Now they fly and they run around You could step on them, and they didn't really do much Now they fly and they run around

If you have no screen on your window if you open a window and you're there will be hundred of them in a room Oh my god, it's so disgusting It was only like this for like two weeks last summer, but there were two weeks where my yard was unusable Yeah, but you just could not go Every like however many years they come up out of the ground and locusts These skaters that's a jersey as well like katas are cool though. They make cool sounds they make really You find they're like carcasses like the hollowed out carcasses of right bodies all over the place trying to run through your bathroom No, no and these things are They're killing all like plants and stuff too. Yeah, it's really bad, but they're like if you read one article

It's like here's New York's five-year plan to get rid of the lantern flies and the next articles like no They're just here. This is gonna be a month China got us twice Two strikes China, don't you try this shit again? Do they land right on your face on your head and your body? Did they come over in some sort of a cargo ship or something? Yeah, I think it was with implants that they were bringing I'm pretty sure Fauci made them They're pretty cool-looking

Maybe they can vaccinate us that way Genetically engineer mosquitoes genetically engineered mosquitoes to run around vaccinating people. They would do this thing in my old place. We used to like, we'd have like, there's like a sliding glass door and we'd have just like the screen open and it was like, in the weeks where it was bad, every 10 minutes you'd look over there and there's like four of them on there.

And then you'd hit the screen and they kind of fly off but then they just fly right back. And if you like left the room and came back, you'd come back and there's 50 of them like on your screen. It's just gross. Yeah, it's not fun. I'm a real chick when it comes to bugs and creepy things. You're normal.

People like bugs are weird. They are weird. People keep bugs in their house. Like look, it's a tarantula. I'm gonna feed it a mouse. You fucking psychopath. What the fuck is wrong with you? Anything icky is not my thing.

So I went home with a girl years ago from a diner. Turns out she was a tarantula. No, it was weird pets and the final straw. I left. We didn't hook up because when she was like, oh you gotta let my albino rat crawl on you. And I was like, I'm just gonna go. This is not worth it.

I had a buddy who hooked up with this girl and she had a crocodile monitor. She had a crocodile monitor in her house. I had a buddy hooked up with this girl. She had a crocodile monitor To the crocodile monitor in her house. It's a pet. You can keep it as a pet. Wait. What is it? It's a crocodile monitor It's the creepiest looking lizard that you could buy from my exotic pet store. You could buy them you could have that Yeah, this girl apparently had that he was like yo red flag Yeah, the groundless opportunity to add an iguana that I hated this lady thought she was on games of Thrones She had her own dragon. She was it you said you watched that chimp crazy thing. Yeah, it's lonely old women will can throw Heartfelt emotion into anything in the world Yeah, women are caregivers. What is the

Chimps they they want to keep these chimps and raise them this lady this fucking chimp attacked her friend tore her face off I was at the 911 call yeah About that lady, but they talk about that Horrifying point is that lady got a chimp after that another one missed having her chimp even it's cool. It got murdered I went to that the dock animals place down in Myrtle Beach with my son You know it's like the one of the it was in the tiger Tiger King Tiger King documentary, but they didn't have tigers. They had like the baby tigers, which was awesome But they had like chimps that came out and they had like it was it was a really really cool experience who twos

Educational Yeah, no, it was definitely they were torturing these animals, but it was definitely worth the $500 I spent a nice they castrate those chimps too. Most of them. That one in Connecticut though they didn't. The mind-blowing thing was that part of why he like... Oh yeah. Yeah, they're way more aggressive. They're not castrated. I had the guys on. The guys who made the documentary for the show. That chimp crazy thing, I was blown away actually by how much stuff. I mean like she made them weirdly self-sufficient on something when she throw them a Mcnuggets

mm-hmm it wasn't he opened the Mcnuggets then they throw him she goes oh and here's your sauce like a sweet like a sweet and sour sauce and the monkey knows how to go like like rip the lid off and like think it's yeah no they weren't dipping it though I kept asking them like did they dip like why do you show that they dipped? Like they just drank that stuff. Oh, yeah, cuz there's a weird line there It's like if they dip you're almost like maybe they deserve rights Yeah, drink them yep, they don't just like bite the top off of uh, yeah

I'm like listen to things to she could say grab that paper And I'll grab the paper give it back to her give her the garbage when she give him McNuggets and shit But she has to keep him in a cage because he's a male He's a grown male, and they'll just go crazy and just rip your face off, and there's nothing you can do about it They were given that chance, they were given them Kool-Aid at Doc Antle's place They were like they were chugging the Kool-Aid these champs. They were fucking they loved it. They were really scared dude They came down they like they like and they were like you weren't at all But I just thought you were about to make a really racist joke

They love Kool-Aid like easy No, but like they came down and they were just so like kind of like walking around us they were full So they were like six feet tall it was fucking dude. That's terrifying Yeah They were they could they were full-grown champs they were full-grown champs and they they just felt at any moment that they could just lose Their shit and just take over if they just wanted to at any moment They could just attack you then that's what you ever see that one with a guy was like with his bear He had a trained bear he had this guy stand still and the guys just stand still the bear just decides to rip his neck off

Just out of nowhere. I'm thinking of the one Yeah, but that's a different one that's a different one that's the karate the guy This is different. This is a guy who's just standing there And it's a bear that was in a bunch of movies It was a bear that was like a trained bear and this bear out of nowhere just decides to rip this guy's throat apart What kind of bear a grizzly okay? Those are the cuz what do I got in Jersey by me? It's the black bear I still kill people oh yeah They killed a kid at Rutgers it is

When someone has to scream though like the name they give like chimpanzees and stuff like mr. Mee He's biting her fingers Stop biting her face off! He's biting her fingers off. Sprinkles! Well, it's a funny thing because especially little kids, all of their stories and shows, it's all nature personified and things like that. I remember my daughter, when she was three,

asking me why bugs are running away from her. She's like, why is the spider running away? Or whatever it is. Because you're white, honey. It's like she's like honey It's like well, you know he thinks you're gonna kill it because you might actually kill it But then you almost bears especially the young ones look so fucking cute. You just look at them You're like oh my god. You're dead already tiger cubs dirty Awful thing of it. That's the problem with like they said about like having chimpanzees as pets is like for a while

It's totally fine And then one day it's just not and that one that uh ripped the ladies face off did you see like that video they show a video of like they should have known this was kind of gonna happen because a kid one time picked up a shoe off the floor that like The the monkey wanted and then he goes over and he's coming after me It looks a little aggressive, but it's still like he's not that big so it doesn't look that scary but then we just makes a move like to grab at the shirt and whatever and you see the kid like almost falls over he's like whoa whoa whoa and

they have to like all kind of jump in front of the monkey like yeah over something he's unaware the guys you know he did wrong he just grabbed the shoe off the floor and the monkey wanted that shoe and did not tell him and he just decided to beat the fuck out of that shoe and did not tell him I just decided to beat the fucker the kid and it does Right that's what they did they did Yeah, they tear your generals off so you can't procreate anymore. They'll bite your feet off Yeah, really don't shit. Don't keep them as you know what they don't do they don't kill people and that crazy They just maim you just rip you apart

That's what's really nuts. They don't they won't kill people They don't kill people there's very few instances of chimpanzees killing people They kill these guys are saying they kill people like as far as like little kids get snatched up in Africa You know like if you're a child like a baby and you're near aggressive hungry chimpanzees you leave the kid alone They could still steal your kid. There's been instances them stealing kids Yeah, well they eat monkeys all the time that that I've seen videos of which is insane I think I saw you playing it on the show chimps eating my chimps eating monkeys is like dark Well, they know they didn't know they did it until Attenborough went into the woods and he started filming and then he got this footage Of these chimps setting up an ambush on these monkeys and they rip them apart while they're alive

Yeah, they torture them to death got him alive and he's just eating them Dick first just pulling chunks of meat off of them It's when they're ripping arms off and handing it to their friends and you see the just because we're so related to them It's so much more gruesome. But like I did I watch like nature's metal It's a great follow and Instagram and I just did I watch fucking fucking a line like eat a baby out of an antelope stomach And like just swallow it like a pill you're like, oh, that's awesome horrible Komodo dragons are the scariest they just swallow everything whole All four legs are hanging out of the mouth still yeah, no animals have there's not a lot of Emotion in their faces of those two like those lizards so like they eat a whole goat, and they're just like yeah

It's like on the next thing no highs no lows To use a to fucking go like watching a bird eat a mammal It's just one of the weird it just doesn't look like it should happen so I get it to be like a bird Oh like it'll be like a sea bird like a seagull and I'll like pick up a squirrel and just Rats they kill rats all the time. Yeah, I'm swallowing hole. This is crazy videos of seagulls swallowing rats hole All right, we got to bring the seagulls into Manhattan We'll figure out the seagull problem next Your cat they're gonna eat everything

Once they run out of rats what they won't well That's one of the reasons why the Hollywood Hills aren't filled with rats. It's because of coyotes. The more coyotes there are, the less rats. One time in a... I think actually it was the last time that we all did your show together. The three of us did it. And it was back when you were in LA and I was staying in some Airbnb out in the hills and me and my wife heard, we were literally sleeping at night,

and we heard, I believe, coyotes attacking a dog. And it was like the saddest thing to hear, because you hear them come up, and then it's like 30 seconds of the dog like, woo! And my wife loves dogs, she was like crying, and she's like, we have to do something, and I was like, we will be doing nothing, but letting this happen. and so the dog goes, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Coyote killed a person on record was there was a Canadian folk singer She lived in a part of Canada where the coyotes had started eating moose Because they were running out of things to eat and they they realized that if they bite on mooses legs Especially like young mooses they could take them out and then they could eat them and kill them

So they were going after thing they were accustomed to going after things larger than them So they started to learn they kill this lady. Yeah, and we know female folk singers. They are big I don't think she was in fact, I think she was pretty small. It might have been an honest mistake They thought it was a moose like we were used to this and that's how much folk music sucks Where they don't give a fuck about you? It's more likely you live in a place where there's actual bears like New Jersey so bad that the mayor ran on a platform of having bears The bear hunting be removed and then once he was in office. He was like fuck that start hunting them again Yeah, because there's so many human bear interact New Jersey has more bears per capita than anywhere in the lower 48

Yeah, there's really yeah, New Jersey New Jersey got a lot of bears. Yeah, we got a lot of crazy wild mountains Why because the thing is forget about the like the was it Ramapo mountains like it's it's gets rural is shit Oh shit man Jersey York called the Garden State Yeah, but everyone when they think of Jersey to think of Newark Jersey sure became so big that we say Jersey now you're imagining a dyed hair and the fucking fist bump But guys most of New Jersey beautiful is not anything like that. It's just mountains and woods. Yeah, you know a lot of mountain people. Yeah, there's like rednecks in New Jersey Oh, yeah, yeah, see you'll be out of the furnace like explores that. Oh, it was a

Christian Bale KCF like Willem Dafoe. Oh really and will it Woody Harrelson played the character of like those like mountain people Like just you know meth trade cousin fucking It's like it's really like they make it like a weird place Or no, it's Jersey. It's Jersey side. It's actually On the border of just as Marimba Poe Mountains. I think yeah Jim Miller UFC fighter lives in New Jersey in like the woods Yep, yeah, Sparta, New Jersey that Yeah, in like the woods. Yep. Yeah, Sparta, New Jersey that Bar you would think do you everybody thinks smog stacks and yeah, I think it's the smell Well, it's like the same way people think of Pennsylvania

They think of Philly and Pittsburgh and shit, but most of Pennsylvania is not they're not producing Jay Okersons out there They're making like it's you but you just went in the lumberjack It's me with a dad that stuck around really told me how the world worked That's where the world gets dark right you get born into a spot where there's fucking no way out of here Yeah, you get stuck in the coal mines of West Virginia, and you're like shit Like how do I big cities like our good because if you live in a big city There's like people are dreaming and shit if you're like in the middle of nowhere It's like well, even if you're in the suburb of a big city, you know

Like if you're if you're in kind of nowhere, but there's a half-hour bus Yeah, so like I said something's happening, but there's people I remember talking to Jeff Dice. This is really brilliant, dude He's uh, he was Ron Paul's like chief of staff for years But so where Ron Paul is it's like two hours south of Houston. Lake Jackson, I think, was the name of his district. And he was telling me, he was like, dude, there's nothing here. Like, there's no, like, if you're a kid coming up here,

it's like, I don't know, we got an Arby's, and we got like some, and that's where so many of those kids joined the military, because that's like the only thing you could do. Or, Juggalo. Or, there's where so many of those kids join the military because that's like the only thing you could do Overlooked option become a juggalo or join a cult You know that's that's how you get someone in a cult. It's the best option available You know like hey, can you guys travel can I be a missionary? I'm gonna go to Brazil fuck it

He doesn't stop I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. I'm gonna let's wrap this up pop out like three and a half hours in Boys, there's a lot of fun. Dude. You're the man Really believe what I said about skank fest it's very important you guys doing is very important I know it seems like fun. It is fun, I'm sure. Very fun. You need things out there that are genuinely open and free and pushing the boundaries of comedy, you know, and Skankfest is a great place for that. So it's important. I appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. And there's a live stream event. Lewis, tell everybody about this. Yeah, you guys, you can still get passes for Sunday, I believe. There might be a handful of Fridays left, but we're live streaming it as well if you guys can't be there live in Las Vegas this weekend September 27th to 29th Let's go to skankfest.com. There's a bunch of events. You could actually watch live as we stream them and

Yeah, we're just pumped. Thank you. Get your liver detox pills ready fucking animals. Yeah, I'm gonna party like We've never done life a small glutathione You're gonna need that all. All right. Gentlemen, I appreciate you. Always fun. Good times. Thank you, your man. You're the man, Joe. You're the man.

Bye.