The Joe Rogan Experience - #2339 - Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Luis J. Gomez is a comic, writer, and producer. He co-hosts several podcasts, including “Legion of Skanks,” “The Regz,” “Story Warz,” and “Real Ass Podcast.” You can watch his most recent special, “30 Minutes with Luis J. Gomez,” on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB1LwYbYq6U&t=2shttps://www.luisofskanks.com Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and on-air personality. He co-hosts "The Legion of Skanks," "Story Warz," and "The Bonfire." His new crowd work specials, "Them" & "They" are now available on YouTube.www.bigjaycomedy.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12MMZ69Z2Y Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at drinkag1.com/joerogan This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/JRE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! Thanks, sir. Riding, running. Yeah. The ever-greater and thinner Big Jay Okerson. Thank you, Manjaro.

Shout out, Manjaro. You're looking good, dude. Big ups, Manjaro. It's nice to see you. Thank you. I am exercising, too. Beautiful. You have to to see, you know. I am exercising too. Beautiful. You have to or it will just be floppy and weird and gross.

Or it'll eat your bones. I guess also yes, it'll eat your bones, they say. I'm real big on taking this stuff and then not really following up with like, you know what I mean, I just started doing testosterone from a company that's like, you know, it's above board taking it But like they're like you should make sure you monitor your blood all the time and I'm like, yeah, we'll get to that at some point

I'm gonna keep taking it though. You don't monitor your blood at all No, not me with any regularity. I think you should probably do that. Yeah, they did it there I know someone I know says they take testosterone and they have to Like donate blood every month to get for what? What's so thick. I talked to my doctor about it because it really doesn't make sense. But he has heard of occasions where people had to do that. To unthicken their blood.

Like you have too much blood or something. They're like, how much are you taking? Like what do you do? Are you going ham, bro? This man's health company saw me coming down the road a mile away. They offered me, I'm taking two peptides and I don't even know we started. Sorry we couldn't wait. Why even ask me? I don't know why you're on the door. I was like this doesn't make sense. Let's just start. I'm taking two peptides that feel like fire. It feels like fire when I inject them. Really? What are

they? I don't know. That's the BPC 157. That's the one everyone's doing. Right. That's a good one. And then something that's blue. It's blue. Oh, methylene blue I don't know it burns Hold up methylene blue. You're not supposed to inject. It's not that then it's G. It starts with a G It's some of the letters G H methylene blue is weird stuff It's a it's a dye for like fabrics that people take for its health benefits. Like it boosts mitochondria or something. Yeah, it's really weird. Like what exactly does it do?

I should ask, even though I take it. I don't take it all the time, but I have taken it. And I don't know, I couldn't describe, I couldn't explain exactly, here it is. A medication used in the management and treatment of, what's that word? meth oh metham Lobinemia meth

Methamoglobinemia a condition where hemoglobin decreases its ability to carry oxygen Huh straight up, but it started out as a fabric. Dye. I'm pretty sure Right doesn't say that What is it to for humans? I think it was a die Yeah, which is so weird that a die would have health benefits I grew up in a house of supplements my stepfather was a power lifter, so I only know about creatine sick My stepfather was a power lifter, so I only know about creatine sick That's it Creatine was another one that would show up in the house sometimes creatine. Yeah, what's that? I don't know

Twice he's just remembering it. No, I was not. I was another word Creatines legit that's not super good for you. I just started taking Tongat Ali for my testosterone. Creatinine is a waste product that forms from the breakdown of creatine in muscles. Huh. Why would I take it? There's another natural one. I think it's called terkesterone.

I know Shilajit is good for testosterone. Yeah, there's a few of those. I asked my doctor to put me on testosterone. I think we talked about it, because you're like, dude, don't worry, fuck your doctor. I got a doctor for you. And I was just like, maybe I'll just stop smoking weed. You think that was killing your testosterone?

I think so. It was lower than it should have been. It was in the high threes, and now it's at mid fives. Well, a good doctor, what they'll do first is ask you like what do you do for exercise? What are you eating? How much do you sleep like those things are all the first thing the doctor will ask you and now fall that Stuff's fucked up. They shouldn't just give you testosterone. They should be like, let's my place did shed a game day men's health 15 minutes, they'll give me anything I want a needle. There's a few doctors out there. They like to go buck wild of course I think they get incentivized. I got PRP treatment in my hair. I'm not losing my hair

I just talked me into it now. It's never going away PRP worked. I don't know we're gonna find out. I just got like two weeks ago is a mark It's definitely going. There's a bunch of topical stuff that you could use these days. Sure. There's like a finasteride topical. But I would worry that that would get into your skin and into your bloodstream.

Like that finasteride stuff is crazy. Like that makes some people very depressed. It kills your DHT, which is what keeps your hair from falling out. And for some people just it kills their testosterone They get like super depressed. Yeah, I started losing my hair when I was 18. I just said fuck it. I was bald I said I'd love not having to talk to a barber. That's the best you shave it which is a big How do you find out how much there that your barber doesn't know you but is a big fan of Ralph Barbosa

You guys aren't gonna find that His name is Kenny he's nice enough Ralph Barbosa slick he's like a slick comedian like his punchlines are like smooth You know very funny man. Yeah, he's got a great fully loaded with him He's like he makes he's got a fun like just his approach. I like it. It's very slick Yeah, you know and he sent the elevator down I mean he's to go and take him guys on tour that I've never heard of but I think been around for a long time That's great move. That's great. Yeah, very good, dude. He hung out with us at the mothership one night fun guy Yeah, he got popular for He like someone said on

like George Lopez's show or something they were like this guy sucks. Or no George Lopez was like I don't get it he's just whatever and then well someone was I think someone was talking well about him and then George Lopez was very dismissive of him and I think that's what happened. And someone asked Ralph about it on some on something and his response I think is what made it like very popular. I think is what made it like very popular I think you were just saying because he's he was I he doesn't like me some one of those no one is comments Goes like oh, no

Just you know you show any picture of George Lopez bugging his eyes out and make that hilarious That's hilarious It's good fucking good fire back Yeah, are you good at living in comedy beefs? I'm so terrible at it. No I don't like comedy beefs. I don't like any beefs. Louis you've been in a few where you've gone to bed on, I mean I guess I have those same beefs too but I don't engage as much.

No I'm the loser. I just, I get on a flight and I'll be on Twitter for fucking hours just tweeting at people for no reason. No but I mean like particular like a person you can put a face to like a comic. Like not that I haven't had a problem with somebody before, but I mean, like, I don't know, I have a hard time sleeping on like, I'm gonna run into this person every night

and we hate each other. It's been a while. I mean, I'm not, it's just not that serious. There's nobody in the world that I hate. Like, there's literally no, even people that hate me, I'm like, yeah, dude, we're cool. I don't really give a shit.

The guy that murdered your father? Dude, I tried to get him on my podcast Oh my god So the guy my father was stabbed to death when I was four years old and then years later I got out of prison. I was like, let me try to get this guy on my podcast and interview him How interesting would that be? But he was already dead. Yeah Yeah, cuz I didn't I wasn't like

Because I didn't I wasn't like Like showing up at this young guy's house who you stabbed his dad you're gonna be alone together that guy's gonna kill you That's what I would think if I was an old man. I couldn't defend myself. I don't think it was that old He was 17 when he killed my father. So he was only 13 years older than me. So he'd be like 60 now, I guess Yeah, but this is like a decade ago that I was gonna do I got a convicted murderer, dude You could fuck your shit up. Yeah, but he was a kid and my father beat him up. My father was a bully I think Conor McGregor's goes well Lewis. I'd like to say I apologize to absolutely fucking nobody at all Yeah But I thought that would have been an interesting conversation

I wasn't like going into it being like oh you've killed my father. I'm angry. I got a great life my father lived I would be fucking probably living Patterson, New Jersey still have a shit life Mother was a we always tell ourselves a drug dealer in a pimp if you if you was alive. Yeah, it worked out well Yeah, but that's always I said hey my dad stuck around Maybe I wouldn't have the personality having I wouldn't be where I'm at. So? Maybe it'll be way better. No. Well I wouldn't have my kid. Maybe I'd be a head of state or something. Like if I had that one sperm and I hit that one egg I wouldn't have my son right now if my father was alive. If anything happened differently. Yeah. All right Ashton

Couture. That's the butterfly effect over here. Guy watches one movie and all of a sudden he just figured it out. You guys ever think maybe we're just plugging to a pod somewhere And this is all nothing. I'm gonna see if I could fly real quick. I think there's something to that We're plugged into something it seems more like it every day It seems like this is like an advanced stage of the video game right now We're like they're lighting cop cars on fire in LA and throwing bricks off of overpasses Dude, it does seem fun to order a Waymo and light it on fire. Nobody gets hurt. It's just hilarious.

And I think it's directionally correct. Like you probably start killing robots. Like you guys are on the right course. They're early on the war of machines. Trying to stop the Terminator. Bro, these are all going to be owned by corporations. That's going to be the only way you're allowed to get around because they're the safest they're gonna take away everybody's driver's license It's gonna get weird as fuck. Oh, yeah, but it's gonna probably better

The car's gonna go 200 miles an hour probably traffic will be eliminated. Do you I think they're gonna be more of these fucking I've heard that we just saw in LA. That's what I've heard that uh Teenagers are going back to smoking regular cigarettes now and getting away from vapes. We might move back analog a little bit. Bring back manual cars. I wonder if analog makes some sort of where it slows down because people want it to slow down a little bit. Yeah but it's too late. They do want it to slow down. Yeah. I mean the electric car didn't really take off the way they'd hoped. Yeah the problem with electric cars is the charging times too much

It's too much if you're a young single woman and you have to charge your car and you have to just sit there for a fucking Hour, I feel I also feel that way so I feel You're a man we meet me I was gonna write it's vulnerable But like a woman by herself is particularly vulnerable, right? Like if you're a hot girl and you're sitting in your car We fucking creeps that know that you have to be there for an hour. How many creeps can bother you? That's a great idea Joe There you go

Getting girls at the fucking charging station Get a large order and just walk down the aisle of Tesla's waiting to find a hot one look yeah, dude What have you ever driven one not? Tesla Docks. What? Have you ever driven one? Nah, dude, from the 70s. Don't trust that electric shit. I tried it, I was gonna rent one once. And I gave it the keys, and I was like,

I was like, this is gonna be fun. And then I remembered you have to charge it. I was like, I gotta drive to fucking Rhode Island right now. I was like, I'm gonna have to stop halfway there and charge the car for a while. I think you can get there, it's just then you have to charge it. No, I don't think, we wouldn't have made it.

No, it's like, the real mileage is different than the mileage It says so it really should say like percentage of battery But they want you to like estimate the mileage But it's all dependent upon how fast you're going like if you're accelerating a lot if you're moving around if you just stop and go traffic like Who knows what the real mileage is if you're on like see if you get stuck in a truck crazy traffic jam For like four hours like some explosion somewhere like and you you supposedly have 200 miles on your car Is that good for four hours of you sitting there too with the radio on with the air conditioning on like?

Team Trump then not Elon fuck you Cold they die quick Oh, yeah, that happened in Chicago Remember when they had that fucking big thing where the highway got closed down and people in Tesla's were fucked man Because they just stopped working yeah, also if you blow a tire like Tesla has to come fix that really yeah Why's that I don't know but like they have to come here function of Tesla's those amazing. They're amazing. They they fucking drive Themselves you press the these like Trust that 100% and I go and it just takes you wherever you want

He's put his chains lanes, but it's nuts You could you could put on like dark sunglasses at night and just like have your hands on the wheel. It's that good No No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, don't do it. I don't do it. I don't do it, but I have done it where I keep my hand near the wheel just to see what it can do. It does everything. Yeah. No, that's a bunch of it. I did. I get like road paralysis where like, if I'm like driving for more than an hour and I'm looking at the lines, not paralysis, what do they call it? Like road hypnosis. So I'll get hypnotized by the lines

and I start falling asleep. I start falling asleep. If I have to drive for more than an hour or two at night. Terrifying. You know how to fix that? Do you know how to fix that? It's real easy. Cocaine.

No, no, no. No, that's not cocaine. That'll probably work for that. That'll work too, you're right. But you have to keep doing it over and over again. Get some ice and just a washcloth. A wet washcloth with ice in it and just rub your face rub your face Wake right up. Yeah, and it last

Wash you're keeping your car The smelling salts you have in the club those will do those will do it I did a terrible thing like fuck you up you like you might change lanes You maybe shouldn't tell this it might be illegal what you've done. No, it's not illegal It's definitely this is I will say it's a bad prank to do on a girl If this was a dude to do to this crazy dangerous was a dude Everyone would have been like dude great prank, but because I did it to a girl it was a little bit fucked up so we were at the mothership last time we were doing our podcast and

our producer Alex is a girl and She's big part of huge parted like real deal So as as podcast producers are also a mother and a wonderful producer and a mother yes Better producer than mother no she's great. So I pull I had the smelling salts, and I was like oh these are fucking strong They're really particularly strong smelling salts, so then I go Alex I was like this weed is fucking great. Give it a whiff then I gave her this smelling soul container She put her nose in it dude. She sniffed so hard. Oh, you know potheads want to smell weed She I'm she cries a 30 minute problem

She said the word why a lot I was like when Nancy remember Nancy Carrigan got She's like why I Sweat blood for you. I flew here to help you produce a show. I felt so bad. You should not do that. It was a bad prank. But if it was a dude... That's big of you. If that was a dude, is it not just undeniably hilarious?

Yeah, if it's a guy, it's funny. Funny-er. Yeah, it's funny. It's weird. It wasn't not funny. If you do it to a guy, it's funny It's weird. It wasn't it was a guy. It's funny depend on the guy, you know Like if you you know, we did it to David tell will be mean no before you do the Kurt Metzger He just starts punching walls Pretty girls being embarrassed though is funny. It is the most evening factor ever I did a

When I was on tour with the bands years ago corn did evening factor ever. I did a, when I was on tour with the bands years ago, Korn did a Jaegermeister music tour. They always had the Jaeger Girls would hang out, and I was on the Jaegermeister production bus on this tour. So the girls would all come on there, they were able to come and hang out and drink for free on the bus.

And you know tour buses, you're not allowed to shit on a tour bus. And only one of the Jaeger Girls asked if she could use the bathroom. It was just in the time we were there and she went gorgeous girl And she came back out and she was sitting down and then the driver comes to start getting the bus ready to leave and just You know a toothless Fucking road dog just comes in the bus. So you go somebody took a shit and everybody knew it was his hot chicken fishnets

And I mean just the thing she was so beautiful that me probably my heaviest in my life I was like I probably could get her now She's the shit girl. No one's seeking her out, and I'll still do it areas Can't clean up that good in a fucking So it's such a function that everybody has but for some reason I never want to hear about a woman shooting ever I never want to hear about a woman shitting ever Now what about the the why don't they develop a toilet that you can shit on on a bus is that a beyond our? Science I don't know why it can't be I'm sure there's something that can be done. It seems like it should be done I think they're just being lazy no shitting on the tour bus

That's crazy, but if you have to empty it out, that's the problem So they is I think you can you can shit on the tour bus But the person that has to clean the toilet has to now empty out your shit amongst the piss like manually We have a hose and shit That's probably some dude's job that he has to like deal with There should be somewhere you could pull over and those rest stops have like a thing that sucks your shit out Yeah, like out of the yeah, that, that'd be very profitable for them. What are they gonna do?

They'd have to store your, no you figure it out. That's the last thing you wanna do is be in shit stores. Truck stop, yeah. Truck stop, shit stores. They're sucking my shit out outside, I'm in here buying jerky. Dave Matthews' band. Oh that's right.

Four bus incident in Chicago. That's right. The bus driver let that stuff out over the Water and a boat went underneath it and splattered the boat with doodoo from Dave Matthews band Did you see a thing recently or they got they show like a cruise ship or something just letting shit out of the front I Don't think that's real. I think I thought that was real too. I think that's like dredging I'll be suckered in a heartbeat by an AI thing Oh, yeah, do you know that super hot down syndrome girl? Is it isn't real?

AI down syndrome girl Bro, nothing's real anymore How many videos have you seen like I saw a thing about Trump saying that they were gonna genetically engineer Raptors and have the fucking Troops ride them to protect the border. That's not real, but it's like you see them, that they brought back the dire wolf. And they're gonna be done. It's like, it's so hard to tell now. The weaponizing dinosaurs would be the funniest thing in the world.

Oh, is that fake? Hold on, it's like a quick series of four or five little fake ones, but they look real, and then they just go like, this isn't real by the way. I from the Cedar Grove flood disaster. Just kidding. I'm not real. This is Dana Brooks reporting live from ocean view beach.

Just kidding. I'm not real. This is Charlotte Reed reporting live from Clearwater beach where an unidentified... just kidding I'm not real. Angela Carden- What the fuck? Is she implying the Kraken is real? The Kraken's real. I'm fake. How weird.

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street joke on Legion of skinks ten years ago and me saying the n-word has been used in so many memes and little but it's a black people react to it And they it's such a funny street joke that they can't deny it. It's like a Funny thing so it's always black people trying to not laugh and they say it and then back That's pretty funny great street joke Words are coming back that one's not one of them. Yeah Bro, these ice raids are fucking nuts man. Watch this protest on television. It's like Doing the raids are nuts the prot the yes

Well, I Don't think if they the Trump administration if they're running and they said we're gonna go to Home Depot and We're gonna arrest all the people at Home Depot, we're gonna go to construction sites, and we're gonna just like tackle people at constructions. I don't think anybody would sign up for that. They said, we're gonna get rid of the criminals and the gang members first, right? And now we're seeing like Home Depots get raided.

That's crazy. Yeah. And then you've got this big protest that's scheduled for the 14th That's literally funded by the lady who owns Walmart To protest the protest it's like no Kings. It's like a no Kings protest. It's happening all across the country Yeah, like criminal and rapists and you know, obviously but they go to like a college campus innocent kid about to graduate They're like now you're out.

It's fucked up. Rapists, criminals, slow delivery people, ones that can't dance or play the flamenco guitar. I've got a list. I think it's fucking crazy how violent it's gotten. I don't understand. They're throwing bricks over overpasses. That's what I mean, but again, I think all these things,

90% of the people that are there are just like, let's rage, motherfucker. Oh, 100%. Also, there's people that are saying they're being paid to protest. Yeah, they're saying they're a... That's always the bricks, piles of bricks are showing up. Like, you know, there's construction sites around the city.

No, no, no, no, that was weird, dude. I was in the city during that time. We were too, during the pandemic. No, those bricks were just fucking out there. I lived on a police block. I was in the city during that time. Who were two, during the pandemic? No, those bricks were just fuckin' out there. I live on a police block. I was barricaded in with them. And I felt bad for the black cops. No, one day there was no bricks.

The black cops would be yelling at the black cops, and the black cops would be like, sorry, man. I might have my hand on his shoulder. I'm like, you're gonna be all right. Shoot that motherfucker. Did you see the video of the cops getting the rocks thrown at them from the overpass?

Oh yeah, it's crazy. They had to hide under the overpass. They're throwing them at the cops. I mean, you're 100% possibly killing somebody. Yeah, it's attempted murder. You could, you hit a fucking cinder block brick onto someone's head from an overpass, they're probably dead.

It's a good chance. 100%. Good fucking chance, man. I mean, if Lord of the Flies taught us anything, that's how Piggy died. That's who I related to. This kind of shit can escalate. I feel like the good son where they push the dummy off the overpass Oh, yeah, remember make him think they killed somebody. It's fucking it's pretty wild what's going on, but I mean, I don't know like I said everybody running out of like Louis Vuitton with a bunch of like

Shirts and shit. You seen that? Oh, yeah. Oh that's happening too. Yeah, they're looting. Oh, they're looting I didn't know they were looting too. Parkour, and I said it's funny. Which if I was a 19 year old kid, I would be out there looting, unquestionably. Well as soon as lawlessness happens, people take advantage. That's always gonna be the case, right? That's I think the whole, it is funny,

these cops are just standing though, and under nonstop graffiti, it's like murder all cops. They're just sitting there. And the people are, somebody will try to talk reason to them, to the cops. Like, why don't you do the right thing and not shoot me with a rubber bullet? It's like, boom. Well you know what the problem is?

The problem is there's cops that just shoot people with rubber bullets for no reason. Yeah. Did you see that lady, that Australian reporter? The cut shot? Did you see that video? It's pretty hilarious. It's nuts.

Cause you see the guy do it. You see see the cop just look at her while she's talking She's clearly not a criminal. She's just reporting the news and he fucking shoots her in the leg with a rubber bullet The legs hilarious. It's really good. Let's watch this. That's funnier than making my producer smell smelling salts, dude It's a real dance bitch moment dance bitch Crazy it. I mean I can't I can't believe that he would do this. This is the chick? Go full screen please. Watch this, this is nuts. She's got the shitty Australian accent though. What the fuck is this? What? What the fuck? Dance bitch.

Bro, they just shot a reporter. Like look, that guy just points and says fuck this lady. It's gonna be good promotional for her 2000 person gangbang she's doing on OnlyFans this summer. I mean what is that? Do you wanna know why people get angry at cops?

It's shit like that I would say you shoot a white woman every couple minutes and everyone starts going oh, they're shooting everybody Is that a thing where you're kicking everybody out of the street and the press thinks they don't have to listen? For sure you don't want to listen you're tired of this shit, and you decide to shoot her in the leg Which is fucking insane that's so insane you don't you don't yell lady get out of the fucking street Was there any shooter this one happened to after this minute goes down this guy ends up shooting him at close range What is this about 40 millimeter? I'm gonna pop you right now. You're taking up my focus. Whoa. I'm gonna pop you right now because you're taking up my focus?

Look, it's not okay. It's not okay. Right? But I will say I grew up in a time where if you talk shit to cops, nobody had camera phones, nobody had anything, a cop would just fuck you up and there's something hilarious about that cop just shooting that guy in the dick. There's a thing about them rubber bullets. Like you're shooting somebody but you're not shooting them.

Right. You're kind of half shooting them. Yeah. Right? But you are like, fuck. You want to do is shoot them. Yeah. All right?

And you're not allowed to. It's against the law, and it's not right. So you shoot them with a rubber bullet. And it's not right. But you can shoot people when you really shouldn't be shooting them with a rubber bullet. I feel like getting shot in the dick with a rubber bullet could have irreparable damages.

100%. I mean, people have lost eyeballs, bro. 2020, this guy had to have portions of his genital. I feel like getting shot in the dick with a rubber bullet could have irreparable damages I mean 20 of this guy had to have portions of his I do have a hard time feeling what say what say that again I read it says there he later had to have surgery to reattach portions of his genitalia Portions were they serving it big as this guy's dick. What kind of a dick does this guy have? I wish I wish my dick could be cut up into portions Just knocked out the middle is it which one you have it for breakfast? Oh, man, if you break if you broke the middle off, I'd be like, can you give me a longer middle? You put a longer middle back on I get extension

Different color just try to match it as best you can all this gene editing how far away away from big dicks You think I'd be the first thing Comes up would think they'd have been working that out. It depends who comes up with the science. If the agents come up with the science, that's first thing. Well, they have the science with the genetic engineering. I was just saying, before your baby's inborn, you'd be like, hey, also I want my son

to have a huge fucking dick. Big dick. That's a weird conversation. I'm thinking monster cock. If you just let your kid have a regular dick and all his friends have giant dicks that'd be a real problem You can be so upset. You mean you could have given me a giant dick as well I want people to like you for you. I needed money for bowling. Oh great. I'll be upstairs jerking off with three fingers

Anyone needs me alone with no friends. I remember being like 12 being like when is it gonna grow? Like what's gonna get big and it just never really did You just kept having that conversation with yourself yeah up until I was a full-fledged adult now's the time it's a sketch on Segura's new show there's some that's a funny show very funny fucking funny show man hitman one was hilarious yeah they were I thought the other video game where the the you play with aliens raving humans He said it wasn't it wasn't about the guy and it's a part two is called Evans revenge

Jamie speaking to UFOs you see Lou Elizondo these photos that are supposedly of a real alien. Oh, here we go Bro, it's so dumb The photos look blurry of the photos of the dead alien like you can't even zoom in on that you can't even fucking focus Look at these. Yeah that thing look at that. What is that? What's that? What is that? How about better pictures? This is crazy. These are the only pictures is this from the 40s? Like what's this picture from? What is this? People want to believe bro so bad me too. I'm like maybe maybe the bottom one was funny somebody has me you know Sean Donnelly and Dan St. Germain have a podcast now about

Alien encounters and all that kind of stuff and they both really believe it and they were like what would it take for you to? Believe Jay like irrefutable evidence. I have to hands with the one the one thing I've never seen irrefutable evidence There's a lot of shenanigans one of us on the back of one of those alien. Oh 1993 alien hybrid child Born to a 15 year old girl subject of ET genetic experiment under chin neck and upper torso view right yeah yeah okay so that's under chin and then what's the other photo it's the same it's just the same it's just one wasn't there another one it's two photos but at

the top yeah the one on the bottom what's that one on the bottom that one on the bottom seems a little Turned to the side right is that the eyeballs supposedly Those what are those babies called they're born like that. Oh harlequin babies. Yeah, it could be anything man I mean it might not even be human. I mean You know who fucking know do you think I mean like someone like Donald Trump can hold in the information I don't think daily day. You know I don't think like Donald Trump can hold in the information like I don't think daily day You know, I don't think you can who can say in golf But who can sit on that information if you know that wouldn't be terrifying to just you know

It's almost that to play someone who knows about aliens Existing think also breaks off and plays golf and yes decides what they want to have for dinner tonight I'm a percent really. Yeah. Yeah, I think finding out vampires exist. It would change everything I think it's a fun way to have information that you don't give to the rest of the world and if you're the head of a Giant defense contracting agency that's been back engineering UFOs for the last 50 years It'd be probably pretty cool to know some shit that other people don't know and not tell anybody and still go to brunch But how are you not so consumed that you go cuz you're saying you want to start a new there's news Wanna start a new Netflix series tonight?

Like it just seems like you'd be can it's the same way I don't believe people have like speaking the dead powers or psychic powers Mike you'd be you know me It's never like oh, what is that tell your loved one that you missed him terribly They miss you terribly. I'm actually you guys went to McDonald's I'll treat myself to something, like how did your mind go anywhere else but like, I'd speak to the dead. That would be consuming. I would never sleep.

It's supernatural. All day talking to somebody about the war of 1776. It just goes nuts, it's just unreal. There was a video on. You can just tune in to any time and talk to like some Civil War soldiers. You don't have a fate, you don't go pick out a new pair of sneakers while that's going on.

I need new sneakers, I think. Did you see that video where it was like somebody, it might not even be, I don't know if it's real, but she was like a girl who has like paranoid schizophrenia, and she created like a video of what it's like to have schizophrenia. Oh my God. It's like he's like floating, like almost like, Yeah, like monsters sort of. Yeah, but they're like translucent,

and it's like just all these voices whispering. It's like, if that's how it really is to have schizophrenia, then, I mean, I couldn't make it a day. Yeah, I think it varies, like, a lot of different neurological conditions, right? I think, you know, there's extreme versions of it, and some people have, like, mild schizophrenia, which is really weird. Well, I've been impressed. I have someone close to me in my life that's had man where they go manic. Mm-hmm. I've only seen it twice

It's Hulk Hogan. It's all good. I've always seen twice them But I mean I'm blown away by how much your brain can like change functionality in a day in a day's difference Being like everything's changing, you know They're saying things that they've never said before and believing it and being like, you know I mean, it's very strange. Well, if you think about your bari, yeah, it is scary But if you think about your body as a whole things go wrong in your body and well things go wrong in the brain, too It's like, you know, you can't blame someone for having liver cancer Alright, sometimes people just get weird diseases, you know

And the the mental thing is a weird one man because there's people that that's just like something isn't clicking It's just not working right, you know And they don't know what to do and they're out there in the world and they're trying a bunch of different medications on them And they don't know what to do. So you can't be mad at Kurt Metzger I couldn't imagine this is what I always try to Always try to think about when I'm talking to somebody. I can't imagine what it's like to be them. Like what is it like?

What's it like to be Metzger? What is it like to be filled with conspiracies? Just over, and know so much about like secret societies. And nobody believes you. Yeah, and nobody believes you. And everyone's kind of like, hey man, we're just trying to smoke a joint in the green room. Bro, he hovers.

He hovers over you like a gargoyle. He's a goon. He's this giant dude and He hovers over you like a gargoyle. He's a goon. He's this giant dude, and he hovers over you. Oh, you didn't know? I haven't seen him. Oh, you didn't know? Last time I was out in LA, when he still lived in LA, he came over to the Airbnb.

I was like, no, it's with Kurt. I haven't seen Kurt always in like months and months between when I get to see him. He's one of my oldest closest friends in comedy. He's my daughter's godfather. You know, very close to him. And then I was like. Which is a crazy choice. Yeah, it's crazy. That's on Jay. It was a strange choice, He's my daughter's godfather, you know, very close to him and then I was which is a crazy choice Yeah, that's that's on Jay. It was a strange choice, but he's good godfather. Great guy. He's great

And uh, yeah, my daughter have a great relationship is fantastic, but he is a whacker for sure and he Came in to the house. I was like my man is good to see you and he goes You know the P diddy thing real, and that's why Usher, that audio of him fucking that guy was real, and he got Usher first, and that's why Usher, remember when Usher was gone for a year because he had to get his asshole sewn back together? What?

He just rattles along to it, and it'll go to Libya, all of a sudden you're talking about Libya, Gaddafi! You remember the thing with Gaddafi like Do you taste one of the people that text like the way you text? It's not just like he won't send you like one long text about like just everything I say He has every sentence is a new sex. You're just getting like it just seems man Full on this episode is brought to you by better help Sometimes it could feel like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders and for guys

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He goes I guess Kurt told me those Jew lasers actually are pretty real. What's going on with them? He just corners you. He just corners you. I love it. I can listen to him all day long. He's the best podcast guest.

He's the best podcast guest. He's like, he's a, you just have to reign him in. Tell that to Owen Benjamin. Like go in this, that was a fun one. Take him in this direction, go in this direction. Because he's just, it just never stops coming out of his mouth. He's a joke writing machine.

No, he's a genius. I say his day to day personality is genuinely, I always describe Kurt, he's the first person I see at that price of genius. Where it's like, he's so great at being funny and his mind works such a thing. But his brain, when you're not talking to him, maybe even when you're talking to him is just like It's like a division sign

That's how I feel like when I'm talking to Elon same same thing Yeah, like you can tell there's like numbers running in his background shit going on He's trying to figure something out while you're talking I mean, he's clearly on the spectrum You know I mean that's that's how you make rockets and electric cars and also on Twitter at the same time be addicted to Twitter like Where's your time coming from and you're playing Diablo? I? Couldn't imagine being that rich and ever opening Twitter Like I was just like I'm just definitely above tweeting

I'm really rich guys One thing that happens if you're really rich and people are stopping you from communicating and you get pissed off and you think well Fuck it. I can just buy Twitter like nobody would do that normally right you need a wild person like Elon to do That's a wild move So I'll just buy Twitter and then pay them way more it's worth and then everybody says you're a terrible business man Because your company lost 20 billion dollars in value in the first year, but it's like no It wasn't worth 44 billion. He paid 44 billion for it because he wanted it It wasn't worth that like how was it worth that and then we found out a tone and shit man that we wouldn't have found out

About like censorship and like what what's directing it? Like it's what's keeping us at each other's throats. You're saying almost just in the basic level of like someone his age like Doing the same action that like a girl flopping on her bed on her tummy and kicking her knees up I'm like like whatever Trump's stupid and he's on the list. Yeah, I just, if I was, I just, you made it. You don't need to prove anything else, you made it. What else you gotta prove?

Let him find out in the newspapers, doesn't matter. It's not a good look. I mean, if I had, if I just simply, I mean, if I double my net worth, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna disappear from public life altogether. Much as Elon money. That's insane I think you're aware when you have a lot of money of how many different entities are manipulating society I think that becomes an issue and if you can do something about it and you feel compelled to do something about it

You're literally one of the only people that can do you think that he did do something about it He definitely did when he bought Twitter Twitter change definitely did with Doge just exposing some of the wild shit like billions of dollars, it's gone to who knows where with no receipts and But do they even do anything about it really or he just exposed it people talk about anything about the money that's gone I mean unless We do anything about the money that's gone. I mean unless They can somehow or another figure out where it was spent and whether it was valid and hold someone accountable They're not gonna do that because they want to make sure that that doesn't happen to them And they're just gonna keep spending insane amounts of money. I feel like they're still spending they they were like hey

This is happening, but it's still gonna continue to happen for the rest of your lives Well, here's the thing if the if it's been funding the Democrat machine for this whole time, which is what guys like Mike Benz alleged, it's a little over my head to really explain. But essentially we're saying that there's so many NGOs. You want to know how many NGOs there are? There is one NGO in India for every 600 people. I don't know what an NGO is. And the British J. Idiot. And the British J.

What the fuck? The idiot dude? Just so you know. That's stupid. Non-government organization. Yeah, no. Tell it to him. Yeah.

Sorry. Non-governmental organization. It's just a nonprofit. So it's a nonprofit that's funded by the government. It's real weird stuff, man, when you find out about it. When? It's a future reference if you can make all your acronyms just say the whole word out so that Louis gets it.

Sorry. Stupid idiot. I should assume that no one knows about that No, I come on you do but I assume because I didn't know about it until I started talking to Mike Benz about it I was like wait What like how much money and when you find out where the money was going and what it was doing? It's like he said it's all for stuff. That's too dirty for the CIA I was like Jesus Christ and he lays it out like hours long

Presentation explains how it's all what's what's the root of it all and it's like it's really spooky stuff Because you you realize like how corrupt our society actually truly is do you enjoy having the burden of information? You're fucking hate it. Why like where does your where's your bigfoot podcast? Where does your like political give a shit stop really? Well, I just don't want the world to fall apart sure it is I Just I'm not politically aligned with either the left or the right I believe in a lot of shit that the left believes in sure and I believe in a lot of shit that the right believes in I just don't believe in any of the shit that the extremists on either side believe. That's the problem. Yeah this is when you're fucking a

Tackling people at construction sites. It's like come on. Hmm like what are you? What are we doing? Like you want everybody out? I feel like once you get in Let's take a test You know like are you the type of guy that shows up at work? Are you the type of guy that respects America? Do you like being here? Is it too easy to get in though? Do you want a path? You had a great analogy with the movie theater. I love that. My movie theater analogy is killer. It's a great analogy. I said I've snuck into a movie before, sit in an empty seat that no one's taken. It's not even taking up any kind of space. If they come in and go, hey, where's your ticket? I go, I don't

have one. They go, you have to go. You gotta go, man. I can't be like ah dude. I've already watched an hour of it Yeah, I feel like you should let them finish the movie. That's a good. I'm just saying I'm saying you shouldn't let I'm saying It's discretion to let them finish the movie or not. I'm just making the point to be like This movie theater was built on my people's lands It's just to me. It's just like a weird like reaction to getting caught being like well, but I've already been here It's like I've gotten away with it for so long Yeah, it's kind of someone's stuff and they find it 20 years later. You go. Well. It's been mine for 20 years But also I've totally agree with you, and it's a funny joke

But also if you're living in Mexico and you're a young person and you figure out a way to sneak across the border You get gainfully employed in the United States. You start doing well. You're involved in a business You start raising a family, but there's no real path to citizenship because you snuck in but you've actually become integrated in society And you're part of the American dream. Sure. It's just there's no path if you're dirt poor. That's the problem. See, if you're living in Denmark and you're white and you got a college degree and you're really good at genetics, you wanna come over here and work for a lab,

probably not that hard. You gotta jump through hoops though. You gotta meet with the guy every six months or whatever it is. You gotta fill out the paperwork. But if you're walking here from Mexico, there's no clear path to citizenship. You gotta marry a fat white woman. Yeah

fine fine desperado Yeah, I mean there's no clear path and especially if you're integrated into like There was a guy that I had was my landscaper for a long time in LA he was Danish he was He came from Mexico he walked across from Mexico It's like and he lived in these communities like he took me to the they had chicken fights in their communities And this dude had just roosters stacked up everywhere like there was like a hundred roosters in this guy's backyard Not my landscaper, but his friend. He took me to his friend's place

They would barbecue a goat and cook root and there wasn't a English-speaking sign for blocks and I was like you should have fucking paid him more so like my point is That was not my point my point is like spades like chicken fights completely Integrated societies that are a part of LA that are fully Mexican You know and but it functions, it works. Like going in and raiding those people and putting them in jail because they've integrated into society in an illegal way. It seems stupid.

And then it's all the people that are going, it's like, is my tax dollars, like guys, the amount of bullshit that our tax dollars goes to, that should be a priority over getting a fucking Mexican dad out of the country. It's like. Joe, it sounds like you just want to keep Barbecued goat in this country. Here's the problem. The problem is if they're illegal, right?

Which is what everybody wants to keep it that way because whatever you let them vote and listen if they're illegal Then you don't have to pay them as much and this is where dark This is the dark secret of why people want cheap labor in this country because there's a lot of people that don't pay people what they're supposed to be getting paid. It's non-union, they're illegal, everyone knows, and they want cheap labor, cheap, dependable, reliable labor, so they let people in for that. Tim Dillon was talking to me about this a long time ago because he used to be a real estate guy. He understands the dynamics of it all.

That is a big part of what they want Why they bring it be blend, but the reality is Yeah, you should just pay people more money You should make less money. You should pay them more money You should pay them enough money so they can live like just to try to have a giant business This pays people the least amount possible. That's it's kind of crazy. That's most businesses I know but that's kind of crazy. It's kind of a crazy thing to do very interesting my my ex-wives both her parents are immigrants and you'd be surprised how not like

Sad they feel for people being kicked out like they're I think they have a very like if Like we had to figure out how to do it legally That's not a lot of people but that's also how people felt like when people were unvaccinated shot You know like why don't you take the shot? I take the shot. I didn't have to I sought it out so hard Did you know Jay was paranoid? You're certain I was dying. Yeah a lot of people got scared Yeah, I just cared the fuck out of us I took it and I faked the second one the booster because I realized that there's no way that these there's a piece of paper It's a card with like some random name on it's like it was like I was like there's no way

They're actually tracking this my daughter made one on her phone to go into a cheesecake factory pretty impressive They're gonna absolve you of that crime it'll be in the future has been like when they all the people that dodged the draft Yeah, they exonerated. Oh wait. did I just submit to a crime on this podcast? I didn't do that. They were saying they were gonna prosecute people. I remember saying that, there was people that were saying, if you try to use a fake vaccination card,

we're gonna prosecute you. Yeah, but that's like saying they're gonna put you in jail for not going to jury duty. That doesn't actually happen. Yeah, but that's way crazier than that, because that's like, this whole thing is nuts. Like you're telling people they have to do this to get on an airplane It doesn't even have you ever had the tile as wraps a cheesecake factory. They're great. I'll risk it

Do they come to you for do you ever done jury duty? Yeah, I haven't done it like that's if Joe Rogan showed up to do jury duty. It'd be wild Are you familiar with this case? I'm familiar with everything I'm a little familiar Mildly yeah, I think I interview the defendant and the plaintiff. I've never done jury duty either I haven't gotten a notification in years and years and years, but I just ignore them back one recently pretty hard I just went up moved Tim Dillon was just talking about it on the spicy wing show What hot ones Tim it was talking about how he did dirt for a murder trial really yeah, the guy was a fucking murderer

Yes, it recently yeah, he was talking about it recently the guy it was a long time ago, but he he was Did jury duty and he was like joking around with the defense if I was guaranteed that I'd go show up It's just what you're gonna get is like a tax something or a business Argument or some kind of shit, and that's boring as hell. You pretend to be racist to get out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I hate What's the last name of the one guy Watkins? I hate black people Jeremiah Watkins opinionated

To be a I mean, that's what I'd say I'm ever sure the only time ever I showed up I wore I was wearing jean shorts and they said you can't wear shorts to and I go what do I do they go go back You'll go back into the pool and just go home. They sent me home They sent him into a pool because he's wearing shorts. Yeah, my shorts idiot get in the pool You can't offend people with your wardrobe this place of the law. I guess so How when did they stop wearing the wigs and the fucking crazy? crazy like Did they do it here? I think so where I don't wear the wigs anymore. We first came from oh

Pilgrim court Everybody had wigs on they still have it in England to this day I was the judge is so where it is crazy and Jewish women religious Jewish women You know where any black woman came from syphilis? The wigs yeah, yeah how so although the people this is what this is a so this is a story is a little complicated this may or may not have been exactly how it happened but it seems like when explorers came to North America they contracted syphilis from the natives and then brought it back to

Europe and then a lot of people were getting syphilis. These people were freaks. They're all fucking each other. And they were losing their hair and getting big holes in their face and shit. Like syphilis is crazy. It like rots your head away. And so they started wearing wigs because they had like big scabby holes in their head. Like literally, it's horrific shit. And the more wealthy you were, the bigger the wig. So that was like big wigs. That's what the term big wigs come from it comes from these makes complete freaks that all had syphilis that were all banging each other You have money fucking just getting pussy left and right. Yeah, so there was these two Two guys that were royals and they started it all they started wearing the wigs when they got syphilis

Wow, that's crazy nuts So then that back is still it's not the white man's Wow. That's crazy. Nuts. So then that- So I guess it all dials back. It's still, it's not the white man's fault. He's dirty as Indians. It has to be- He's dirty Indian sluts. Has to be why they wear wigs in court. It has to be, right?

Like it has to be like a proper thing, like wearing a tie or something. Like a gentleman wears a wig. I should start wearing a wig. How fun would that be? A powdered wig would be great. I thought about getting a- A whole shoes?

A toupee recently, just to be funny. Just show up with like a really high quality toupee. How fun would that be? A powdered wig would be great. I thought about getting a toupee recently just to be funny and just show up with like a really high quality toupee. Jamar does that. Yeah, I know he has the Mohawk. The Mohawk. The clues in his head. You should get a hair system, not a toupee.

No, dude, I'm not going to another country to get my fucking ass hairs implanted in my head. No, no, no, not an implant, just a system. It's like a different, it's like more permanent toupee. It really looks. Dude, I saw a video today where this doctor was talking and a doctor that I know Was talking Garth Fisher's his name He was talking about his clients that went down to Turkey to get a gastric bypass

Operation and then a couple months later like it my stomach's bothering me and the doctor's like oh, let's check out What's going on with your stomach? How long have you only had one kidney and she's like I have two kidneys He goes no you have one kidney and then contacts the other two girls that were on the trip. They're all coming to get examined They're all missing a kidney as well So they went down to Turkey to get a bypass a gastric bypass and they stole their fucking kidneys Brilliant. Yo, not bad. Brilliant most out there stealing body parts. You have one kidney. That's crazy I mean it's that's it's better. I used to you all do they also get the gastric bypass though They did but I think they paid for it. Oh

What if it costs a kidney to get gastric bypass? There's fat people that would do that Right, what if they didn't read the fine print yeah, and it just cost you this Here's why it's so free. We need a kidney. It's free if you have a how much is a kidney on the black market worth? That's a good question Jamie Don't Google that you're off the dome. Yeah, you can where does your guess? What is your circle how big is your circle of give a kidney if they need oh, it's very small. Yeah Yeah, yeah Just like what happened to your kidney not good what I mean like not as good it's too That's why you have to I mean what hello science catch up

You can look like it's dealing people's kidneys you live with one kidney But how much does it affect you like data you exercise still can you I don't know What would it do to you very good question? I think you live life relatively normal. Yeah, we'll do it for loved ones It's interesting that people get kicked in the kidneys all the time But you don't really hear about too many like severe kidney injuries You know like you hear about liver injuries Yeah, you hear about internal bleeding from guys from body shots. Don't hear too much about kidney. You're getting punched in the fucking liver It's the most painful thing. It's weird on the planet, dude. It's a weird feeling. It's crazy

It'll it just shut your body down you roll around on the floor and start crying I think I thought I think Mickey Gall told me is Mickey go kick me in my kidney Yeah, so I I sparred with Mickey Gall once and I spar with Michael Bissman once and both of them Put me down with liver shot. No, I'm sorry liver shots Not kidding liver shots like but they called it is this how good fighters are like this It's like hey watch this bang. He just put me down I mean literally the whole gym of people tackling laughing at me as I roll around the floor Do that to people?

He does it to fans. He hits them with a liver shot. Oh, no. They ask him. So he's liver shot and bare knuckle. Ilya Tupori, a bare knuckle, liver shotting people. I'd rather be punching the face 10 out of 10 times. But Mickey said when he lost to Diego Sanchez,

it was because his kidney started shutting off. That's why he bit him. I bet that is a weight loss thing, though. He said it's from weight loss. Yeah, that's a brutal thing that they do, man. Like Kayla Harrison who just won the Bantamweight title, bro. Oh, that picture of her weigh in. She is so big.

She's so jacked and that her getting down to 135, I don't know how much weight she's losing. I don't really wanna ask, but I do. You know, bein' not supposed to ask ladies what their weight. She was competing in the Olympics. Deviant Professional fighting. Yeah, and when she was over at the PFL, she was fighting at 155.

Her picture of her at the actual weigh-in was like scary. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. It was like a thumbnail from like crack whore confessions. See, this is the problem. The UFC had a 145 pound division, and Amanda Nunes was the champion of it.

Like, for the health of both fighters fighters like that would be a good way I mean it really depends on if Kayla Harrison can continue to make 135 and defend the title cuz I don't know who's gonna beat her She's too fucking strong. She's so strong. That was a lot with like the chicks There's like a real dominant chick for a while Right Amanda was KO power Amanda was one of the rare women that she could just touch you and just blast you out in orbit. You know, usually with women, it's like combination punches.

Like Amanda had extraordinary power. Like when she knocked out Cyborg, that was wild, dude. That was, she just folded Cyborg. I'm like, that lady can crack. What was the, was it, Silver, this last weekend there was a knockout. The guy was asleep standing

and it was the most softest look like turnover. Oh yes. Turnover like chin punch. The Korean dude. The boxer. Yeah young. It was like 23 years old. It was like he. Joe Sang Yoo.

He moved and just like it was the smallest little like he didn't pull it from the shoulder or nothing. One of the best left hooks of all time. The guy was asleep before he hit the ground. It was crazy. One of the best left hooks of all time. It was literally like this.

Bam! Like he just turned it over. And he's a kid right? Yeah, he's young. No, he's not that young No, no, no here. It is Boom look at that. I think he's 28. It's a lot of his momentum coming in too It's like the part yeah, please timing for sure, but he's also a really good boxer He's knocked out and that's him do zoom back flips in the ring. That's the worst feeler in the world I don't know how I would I'm not a good enough sport for if I was knocked out and they come over and start doing that thing where they're touching my face

a lot and be like, thank you for the opportunity. I go, get the fuck away from me, dickhead. A lot of people do. You fucking jerk off? I don't wanna talk to you. He goes, hey, will you pray with me? No! Ah, will you pray with me?

To who, a God that hates my guts? Ah! That's so funny. I'm praying to God this whole training camp God just gave me a concussion That's hilarious I guess I was training wrong This lady's got a problem because if she you know other than the Amanda Nunes fight who? Well who's gonna pay to watch her to steamroll somebody You know like ever if she can continue to make 135 if she becomes a marathon runner or something And drops even more muscle mass and can make 135 who fuck is gonna be able to deal with it

It was like Mike Tyson back in the day It became a thing where they started like offering you money back on the pay-per-views if he if he didn't last at least two rounds Yeah, that was the whole thing it was like because he was Knocking people out so fast it was like yeah, I'm not paying for this This is everybody would look at a pay-per-view based on how long you thought the fight would last like $60 man Yeah, it wasn't that much back then but but I remember people being bummed out It was like a 30 second knockout, but it was also fun to like it was almost like Mike Tyson his thing was he was so Vicious and badass yeah, that was kind of fun to watch somebody that dominant

You know even also the crazy the UFC people look like they want to they want the back-and-forth they want five crazy fights They want to like you feel like you're getting your money's worth. I remember if they're Tyson Holyfield the ear thing mm-hmm I ordered that pay-per-view, and I was driving around that night afterwards listening the radio and people were like Like tons of complaining on sports radio. I'm like you just watched a guy bite a huge another man's ear off Yeah, they would have sold it that way before hours just for that Yeah before the fight if they were like watch a man eat another man's ear. I'll pay anything you want didn't he bite him twice Yeah, he didn't get it off the money back was for that fight Tyson has

50 bucks back then his edibles that are ear-shaped It's hilarious funniest fucking thing and the fact that they're friends now Mike is love and Roy has no idea what's going on. He doesn't he'd be friends with anybody He is Gonski Vanderhoof is he oh A few years back. He was yeah something goes back in LA no man. He was like super coherent back in LA I mean that was a few years ago Seven years ago, maybe how long ago was the vendor on the show? Did he fight V tour is that who fought V tour? Yeah, that was bad

I don't think he had a real camp for that fight either Yeah, you know think that was a last-minute replacement because Vitor was supposed to fight somebody else right yeah Very few athletes will ever I think at this point. I know there's bigger contracts now 19 so six years ago, but very few athletes will ever understand the idea of that like What those guys lives were like you like Riddick bow?. Oh yeah. Riddick Bowe was champion for like two fights. You know what I mean? And he was awesome. He was awesome, but he didn't have a long run or anything.

And then you see his thing, it's like 14 acres with white tigers everywhere, and all his clothes are silk. Like they're immediately, like they were just getting handed like $50 million in one night. I know it's like you train for that night, but that's a crazy amount of, like no athletes get that. Yeah, well like anymore nothing like that

There's a few Canelo does. Does he? Yeah Canelo has a giant deal Maybe even boxing still has that with the pay-per-view like taken. I just mean some of these boxers You're making pretty fucking nuts. Yeah, but that sports the only sports I'm UFC never paid like that I don't know what the most amount anyone's been paid in the UFC for a fight if I had to guess it's got to be Connor Yeah, without a doubt. Yeah, I know Connor has made more than a hundred million dollars in the UFC I believe see if that's a fact is that going all Shouldn't say that because I don't really know I just read some article that tried to break down how much he made for each Pay-per-view and how much he made at the beginning of his career. You know like when he first burst onto the scene

Yeah, it's a Two numbers in the first results that shows thirty nine point three and then down here says hundred and eight yeah Yeah, so there's like the pay-per-view bonuses versus like fight pay so what I was gonna say is I thought he made a hundred million Dollars from the Floyd fight so it can't be that So 30 million oh it says 30 million from the boxing match in Floyd I thought it was a hundred million and his biggest pay I was against Khabib for 28 five almost yeah, he's So 28 million he's probably made the most but his life

I had he wasn't getting that was a ball pay-per-view bonus. That was a huge pay-per-view Right, but I'm but he did get paid. I mean that but that's the only way they get paid anyway Yeah, of course. I mean the pay-per-view bonus thing is great because it forces them to promote but I Don't mind a silent killer. I don't mind an Alex Pereira. I don't want to see him promoted. He don't have to promote. That dude promotes when he puts people into orbit. You know, just let him train. Let him shoot a fucking bow and arrow at a soccer ball. Let him train. Like don't fucking pawn that guy out and have him do media everywhere.

Like, leave his energy alone. Like you guys can do enough with promotion from his highlight reel do you know what the guy like Connor though? That fucking guy like if he can get on the radio if he can get on a talk show if he could start talking shit He'll the number Dana sees dollar bills like fucking Scrooge McDuck Gold coins in the air Connor was the best at it. What about a couple weeks ago, Aaron Blanchfield versus, what was the girl she was fighting? They canceled it. Macy Barber, yeah.

They canceled it as it was starting. They already did the package for the main event, and then they found out that Macy Barber had passed out, she had a seizure backstage. I don't wanna speak out of turn, so it's some sort of medical condition and she was in trouble. And so they sent her to the hospital to get checked out. Yeah. I mean, they literally said, all right, so it's some sort of medical condition and she was in trouble and so they said

That's why I'll get checked out. Yeah, I mean they they literally said alright now it's time for the main event and then they were like Well, never mind. We're not doing it. Yeah, I don't again I don't want to speak out of turn, but I think she might have had some health concerns She's had a bunch of health concerns over the last couple of years. I think So and then she missed weight, which is never a good sign, you know, and they miss weight usually something's off Yeah, a lot of times are injured or sick or something But whatever it was sucks for that sucks for Aaron Blanchfield. Do you just she's actually from my hometown in Jersey? She's a beast. Yeah, she's a monster very good

Yeah, young to where you said my say something shitty about her and then I know we're actually Oh, I grew up with her what an ass I was Oh, I grew up with her what an ass I was with the Dave Porterfield You know he's a big fan of meatball Molly McCann who's great too, but he's like I'm betting on Molly and I go he And he's like you think I go do it like Aaron Blanchfield is the truth like she's a fucking problem Yeah, she's a problem. She gets a hold of Molly and she just rag dolled if you were gonna Pete Rose your own sport, how do you think you would hit good? Oh, I used to bet on it. Yeah, but I can't affect the outcome. So I used in the early days of the UFC when they first started having lines and sports books, I'd bet because I would see like you'd see shit like Anderson Silva is like if this isn't an 800 to one and versus Travis Luthor like, okay

Uh-huh. That was that was different. Okay, Travis Luthor lost that fight in my opinion because he cut too much weight He was he had him mounted early in the fight Let me tell you something Travis looters Brazilian jujitsu was fucking elite Yeah, all the guys that I know the train with them, like go dude, he's like Ricardo Laboreo level. Like he's special. He did the ultimate fighter and everybody was terrified. And they're like, that motherfucker gets you on the ground, you're in trouble.

He's just a machine in jujitsu. So I saw him cut weight and he looked so bad his lips were cracked. His face was sucked in and he was shuffling to the scale and he still didn't make weight He never made weight. Oh, is that what happened? It wasn't a title fight. That's right. Yeah won the title if he won That's crazy. They used to give the winner the ultimate fighter a title shot like back in the day It was like a crazy like just sort of like prize like it's just change It's turned into such more of a legitimate sport now

You can't just give like the winner of a reality show a title fight. America's Got Talent used to give a million dollar prize, and then one day they just changed it like, you'd just be part of an America's Got Talent show in Vegas. Did they always give you a title fight? I think the first few seasons, yeah. I think Travis had had a few fights in the UFC before that, dude. That was long after the Ultimate Fighter.

I don't know. I'm about 90% sure, because I know he knocked out Marvin Eastman. I remember that fight. And you know, he fought quite a few dudes. But the main theme was when Travis got a hold of you, you were fucked. And he got a hold of Anderson. And Anderson looked fucked. It was early in the fight.

But then Anderson got him in a triangle. He just tired out. And Anderson was blasting him. Anderson was back. When he first came in, it was crazy. If you saw that guy the day before, you'd go. Oh my god. How is this guy even a lot? He should be taken to a hospital. Yeah, he looked so bad I've seen a lot of people weigh in looking really bad, but Travis was the worst

So he look at this he's mounted on top of Anderson early in the fight Wow I just kept the head he had him. He was mounted for like two and a half minutes. Yeah I mean but he just gassed out man I mean he just had nothing left. He lost too much weight man and so then Anderson got him in a triangle and started fucking him up with elbows. So they came a point in time where you could see him visibly fading you know. Yeah. I think if look at that mount bro look how slick that is I mean this dude is so slick Travis was so dangerous man. He could have possibly submitted him, but he was just too big for the weight class He shouldn't have been making that weight, so that's that's my point. It's like yeah

He was a live dog in this fight is my point. He was tired That wasn't even really an escape that Anderson did he lost way too much What did he was dead the day before I mean dead when I saw him dead He looked like he might die have you ever gotten talked to a fighter about the psychology of like Once you lose like when you're just like his dominant force and once you lose like your whole thing change like Roy Jones Jr. Was overnight. Yeah overnight overnight. They said that one guy called him out said he was talking Oh Tarver Tarver said he was talking him him then Antonio Tarver beat him then Glenn Johnson just beat him knocked him through the ropes It was just like I became like I just beat him But Glenn Johnson knocked him out where it was one of those scary ones where your arms are stiff

Yeah, and it didn't seem like he hit him that hard either That was it couldn't be real that it was happening was like two fights before that was the fight was the fight I believe where he he's hitting the guy. He tells the ref He's like stop the fight and then the ref didn't and he hit him a few more times. Yeah like that was like a Two fights before it was just all over Yeah, but you know what happened Roy went up to heavyweight and he fought John Ruiz and then dropped back down to light heavyweight And that's a real problem. There's like he got knocked out. So he was like

to light heavyweight and that's a real problem there's like you got knocked out so he's like He's stiff dude like when you get knocked down and you're just like stiff here. Oh Anderson Silva, it's so awful wasn't pretty much in the leg went in the fight It was like he never really kept one fight since but he never really captured back like we're just going to watch him We went first UFC we ever went to is 101 and Forrest Griffin back like we're just going to watch him we went first UFC we ever went to was 101 in first ever since forrest griffin for you and a racist ass philly that night for us in general was just a hilarious thing we went with it was me Dave and Lewis all three of us the first white boy weekend first white boy weekend we went to like Ozfest or mayhem fest and then UFC Lewis and then UFC Lewis and Dave brought their friend who I was not getting along with and a girl who had a crypto West crypto West we used

Lewis used to date a girl who became friends with the group sort of and she came with us also And she was a little say she's a she's a chunkier girl This is back. Look. This is back today when I was younger It's like if you become friends with a girl like you can't separate friends gonna see her you don't know Oh, dude, when you fuck the girl that was really hot. I mean Look, you know, I'm saying now I wouldn't have dated her but yeah, she was a little bit of a chunkier girl and Whatever it was that we were just we were just talking shit like you know watching the fights everyone's just being animals we ended up getting

to a thing with these guys in front of us like it was like it was maybe four four of us and I want to say maybe three of them we would have outnumbered them no I don't think so at first it was just there was like one or two guys just there the other guys were gone yeah we whatever just coyote trap the rest of them surround you and we we started talking shit with these guys It just turned into like a well I mean we shouldn't make this that we're not looking none of us are looking for trouble guys The guys were I think we were talking and saying shit like being funny

and I think they kind of were giving us like a Bunch you guys shut the fuck up kind of yeah We're being dickhead comedians, and they're like really serious about watching an MMA fight right now first whatever in Philadelphia They turned around they start talking shit So then I we start talking shit to them We kind of chumped the two guys and then their group of friends show up and they get wind that they just got chumped by These fucking loser. Yeah, they left the nerds behind and they went and got merch Yeah, so that these guys the nerds get merged and we see what we're working with

I became a whole argument these guys started talking shit to us and by the way we were above them We could have fucked it. We should have just higher ground. We should have just dominated these guys, but whatever it happened We just didn't want to fight and get kicked out. We're not like tough guys like that So they start talking shit, and then this is like it's such fight It's almost like when somebody spits on you one of the guys goes It was like you'll fuck you and fuck your fat bitch too, about the girl that I was seeing. And we all just acted like we didn't hear it.

Everyone acted like we didn't hear it. We just communally agreed without even looking at each other. We were like, these guys, huh? She sat there the rest of the night, I can't believe these guys were ready to fight for everything except me. When that was the final vote, he goes, oh well, you should stick up for yourself, lady.

And then we just sat there. She's a big girl, she could have helped helped then we went outside and pretended like we were waiting to find them as a sea of 18,000 people God we did look like jerk-offs there But then that was so funny cuz it was Philly which historically hilariously racist city and Which fight was that it was Forrest Griffin Anderson. So that was crazy Forrest Griffin I mean the applause he go when he came out the ovation he got they couldn't we loved him and they they literally booed Anderson Silva and then Anderson Silva handled that hilariously and quick. Yeah, and

And then when they first Griffin left immediately, he didn't stay he ran right out of the ring Which was a thing. And then they announced the thing, goes, you're winner, and still, Anderson Silva. And the place booed, it was such a sweet moment, because Anderson Silva seems like his personality is good. It seems like, and they were like booing, and they had him on the big screen, and Anderson Silva goes like,

he almost had to go, really? And he's like holding the belt, and they're like, yeah, all right, you son of a bitch, that was amazing. And they cheered for him. Come on, man. Strange, but we saw an 18-year-old or 19-year-old John Jones And he's like holding the belt and they're like, yeah, all right you son of a bitch. That was amazing And they cheered for him come on man strange but we saw we saw like an 18 year old 19 year old John Jones just walking around the arena that night and I didn't know I would got into UFC way early me and my step-pop used to get like, you know ninja versus sumo wrestler

Oh, you have see and then when it got like Rules and everyone was kind of like, you know trying to start doing like actual MMA I lost track of it and Lewis and Dave were super into it So they're gonna walk around when the rules came you checked out checked out Dave we became Roommates in Brooklyn. We would go to the blockbuster rent the old UFC's it was like ultimate knockouts ultimate submissions they had like a series of videos and Who's it Mark layman? He would teach you how to do moves like in the there was like a segment where it's like hey kids at home

So me and Dave literally living in the shittiest dirtiest apartment with a garbage everywhere and beer bottles everywhere We would have grappling matches with our buddy West my cauliflower year didn't come from jujitsu. This is from Dave Smith Open hand smack we literally open hand smack. We had open hand smacking rules. He would open hand smack me in the ear. Political pun, maybe the best political pundit alive. Yeah. This is who Dave was.

I'm gonna assassinate him. Dave was a pothead wigger who was grappling amongst garbage with me. That's so funny. That's how he started his career. Guess what, I was on my couch for a couple years. Did you guys ever imagine he was gonna be that good at political commentary? I, you know what, I shouldn't say no. That's always on my couch for a couple years. Yes ever imagine. He was gonna be that good like no medical commentary

I you know what I shouldn't say no I didn't know he was going to go to be that kind of big in it The fact that he is great at it doesn't surprise me at all, but it's recalls nuts It's interesting how like because I said this was just a guy at a time. I said we smoked pot We essentially raised my daughter to a gay couple during the day We smoked pot we essentially raised my daughter to a gay couple during the day My ex-wife would come home and then we head into the city and meet up with Lewis How many times did your ex-wife accuse you of doing gay shit with Dave? So, you know, it's funny before one of the reasons I was able to give why I was leaving when I left

Was I went in her? Thing to see if she was I was like, I should see if she's cheating also And I went through her computer and it was nothing about her cheating at all It was several times looking up what to do when you find out your husband is gay Me and a woman married to guys and thinking he's secretly sneaking away in soccer car That's a video that recently the girl like caught her her boyfriend or husband like staged I saw that you saw that you think was staged. I don't think so, dude. I don't think she's that good of an actress They might be I mean a lot of them were stage. She was losing her mind. You're fucking that guy

You're fucking him Chris really cheaters getting caught by their significant others though as much as I felt that pain. I love those videos That's a rabbit. I'm going to remember the show cheaters and the great staffed on a boat all fake all fake all fake I believe it I've talked to so many people who've worked at cheaters before and stuff and I just I wanted to be the host they brought Peter Guns from Lord Tariq and Peter Guns uptown, baby. Remember that song? Yeah He became the newest host before him. It was Gary or Clark Gable the third, it was like Clark Gable's grandson. Seriously, it was like Clark Gable the third or something. He died from a drug overdose. The original guy who

hosted was a guy named Tommy Habib. He was pretty great at it. Then the little guy got stabbed. Fake, completely fake. Do you remember Morton Downey Jr.? Of course. He was pretty great at it. Then the little guy got stabbed fake completely fake Remember Morton Downey jr. Of course. There was the mouth. It was the best Yeah, he would just smoke on the show and just yell at people. He's like, all right, so you're a Nazi Here's the Jewish defamation league who's bringing them out to fight. This is what's crazy There was a guy who used to work as a doorman at one of the comedy clubs like a wannabe comedian He would also get jobs on these reality shows. And the way it would work, they'd call him up, hey, we're looking for someone whose brother had an affair with his wife and he just found out.

He goes, what a coincidence. My brother just said, like that would be the thing. They go, great, come on in. We're looking for a guy who came back from Vietnam, very disusioned you know whatever the fuck it is they would just say they would just say that to him and he goes great and they knew it was bullshit and he would just show up and act it they would just give him a rough so you came back from Vietnam and what did you discover there and he would just start talking when it's real it goes bad they had the one thing where the the guy is Jenny

Jones that ruined her fucking career completely, the guy. The guy was in love with the guy. They were like, hey, I'll do the show, but it's not gonna be a guy, right, who's like into me, and they were like, no, no, no. And then it was, it was this, now he's friends with two people, a big fat girl and a gay guy,

and the big fat girl was sitting out there, and he was like, oh, shit, okay, and they go, no, no, it's not her and they bring out the guy and he says he goes oh you lied to me and his face is real like embarrassed and he killed the gay guy later and that ruined Jenny Jones career completely yeah you know Jenny Jones was a comic and she used to do like all girls night so at the club like you couldn't even be in the club so they would do like a show where it would be all girl waitstaff all girl

everything all girl audience. The least funny show ever. The service is slow, the math is wrong. And then she was clean as shit. No security, Latina gang fights in every bathroom. I think it was just the regular club. It's just they just only got female staff to run everything. That's great. You sometimes see that, it was like an all female comedy festival.

Imagine if you tried to do an all male comedy festival. It'd be hilarious. We have it, it's gang fest. It'd be a good festival. Have you seen that? A few girls show up to that. Did you ever see that there's like, I forget, there's some shift in some town where there are brag,

is like, and this shift is all 100% female police officers. Like, well, now we know the time and place, dude. Let's lose. Yeah, take over this fucking city, dude. They'll do that on a flight. I wasn't on it, but I've seen it where it's like, just so you know, today, all of the flight attendants and our captain and co-captain are female you're like what?

Let me know this bucket flight right now wasn't that the case in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down I think that movie flight with Denzel Washington. No no no they woke you up She came in hot she came in hot on the landing and flipped the plane Yeah, yeah, I. Bro. Yeah. Yeah, I think that was one of them deals. If I get a female Uber driver, I rebook my Uber. Oh my God. They drive so slow and buy like the laws.

Oh my God, an Asian woman. Why not just get a Waymo? I did, I've been in a Waymo twice. Cause I, yeah dude, an Asian woman driver is the worst. There's a lot of that in New York City sometimes. Yeah. It's crazy. And they are slow and they do not change lanes And it is brutal sit there in the back and not yell

I know and then they're going exactly the speed limits you can't complain Yeah, please break the law this guy who was one of the producers of top gear in the UK He got his license revoked because he went 24 miles an hour in a 20 mile an hour zone They took his license away for six months. That's weird. That town, that town is England. That town needs a Mexican uprising it sounds like. It sounds like.

They did an English uprising. That is fucking bananas. I was just driving from Manchester to London. When you get into London, the speed limit is 20 miles an hour. That is so crazy. It's insane. How many kilometers per hour is that?

I don't know, but my driver had, it was in miles per hour, like his speedometer, and it was 20 miles an hour he was going, and it just feels like you're in slow motion. It's insane. Well, do they always use miles per hour? I think they use kilometers, right? No, I think they do, yeah.

Canada uses kilometers. I thought they used kilometers. But this car specifically had miles per hour on I think they use kilometers, right? Canada uses kilometers. I thought they used kilometers. But this car specifically had miles per hour on the speedometer. But you were on the wrong side of the road? Yeah. Is that weird? You're a bad driver on the right side of the road.

Well, I wasn't driving. I did drive in Jamaica, because that was an English-owned country. Territory. So they're on the opposite side as well, and I rented mopeds when I was in Jamaica and you get used to it very quickly like you think it's gonna really turn you around but like Whatever it is your mind just flips it and so as soon as I drive into Canada right away. We've been in Canada signs

I'm like, oh no. Oh, no Yeah, oh Nord how many different countries use inches and miles an hour doesn't everybody use kilometers now doesn't everybody use them? I still think they're wrong They tried it on us when I was in high school really yeah They tried to read they tried to introduce the metric systems if this is gonna be the thing that we all accept and Everybody's like yeah, yeah Antiquated not in this country, but I don't follow the Dewey decimal system either. Nope suck my dick old people

Fuck your kilograms Yeah, it's a weird thing that one country just says nah, we can't learn it Fuck that. I mean how many countries have it how many countries have inches? I think it's maybe England says the UK USA and Canada keep miles per hour Oh, so is that what is England is miles per hour? Oh, no, they have it like it's it's double but it's their main thing is definitely kilometers for sure else it's uh Everything else is kilometers. So it's like it was like six countries that have um kilometer or miles per hour Or inches

This is weird that we didn't like I still don't know I feel like dick is inches in every you think so place 36 decimeters 26,000 kilometers You guys have a majority countries use kilometers per hour Nine percent of the world uses miles per hour. US being the notable example. Interesting. So it's all the UK. I wasn't wrong.

When I was in England for the fights, they measure people in stone. So they say, 10 stone. I have no idea what that means. I think it's 230 pounds. I think it's, is it 13 pounds each stone? It's a weird, old timey fucking measure. But you have to say it.

Was it actually based off of stones? I think so. 14 pounds? So 14 pounds? It's a weird old timey fucking measure, but you have to say Stones I think so probably yeah, I think about so that would be 240 pounds 10 stone I think it was actually like Like a fucking scale just a scale with like the person on one side and stones on the other I think it's what it comes from I do liking one though It's shitty food, but it's still just a cool vote like one is like being the only circumcised person in a room So no ten stones 140 pounds, right? You said it's 14 pounds per? Yeah.

Oh, okay. 20 stone would be 240 pounds. So then you'd have to say the like, five stone, nine ounces, then say the fucking pounds afterwards. It's weird, like why, talking about weird things to keep holding onto, stone, that's a strange one. Do you go and see the places

and any of those weird destinations for UFC? I definitely have, yeah. Yeah, London's cool. It's interesting, you go into a bar that's a 500 year old place, it's weird. Like there's some old shit in that town. Oh yeah. You know? And you see how New York was like designed after it so much.

Yeah. Yeah, London's a cool town. I like, honestly, I like cities that remind see how New York was like designed after it. So, yeah London's a cool town. I like I like Honestly, if I like cities that remind me of New York's like I love Rome Rome's like the OG New York It's fucking really cool So I don't think you're wrong. I've never been how's like New York? It's just it feels like because back in the day like the most hope you talk so the hub It's like very fast moving. Yeah, they were they were more advanced than everyone They were just like, you know, architecturally technologically

They they were way ahead of their time with everything that st. Peter's Basilica is bananas I think about that all the time. I think about it all the time like the amount of work Involved in making something that spectacular the Sistine Chapel is fucking nuts I'm Michelangelo went blind painting it. He was on scaffolding and paint was just dripping into his eye and he started going mad and fucking. It's so cool. And the details, and he wasn't even a painter,

which is the craziest thing. That wasn't by trade what he did. He was just a genius and could emulate that crazy ass art. He could do anything. His sculptures were insane. Yeah. The fucking art in the Vatican too is nuts. When you're walking through the place, you're like how much money is all this worth?

Like this is crazy. It's the biggest art museum in the world and I'm going again. I brought my son a few years ago on a father son trip. Great. And he was eight years old. We did a four hour tour. We could have done an eight hour tour.

It was so cool. It was just never ending. Just every room was more awesome than the next that the big map room Did you see that they had like a map? It was like, you know 150 feet wide fucking however many feet tall and it was 99% accurate and whatever year It was that they made it. It was like I don't know how like hundreds and hundreds of years ago 99% accurate drawn by hand crazy. I can't even begin to tell you, like I have no idea how that could possibly be done. Louis swore to me today he was gonna crowbar an art talk.

I did. He said in the car, he goes, I bet I can get Joe to talk art. How about their books? I said, he's gonna think it's gay, and he was like, I bet he doesn't. It's funny that art would be gay. You know?

Yeah. When you, the books that they have too, they have a crazy library. They probably have some books from the library of Alexandria. They got tucked away in there Well apparently the deeper you go like the more like exotic the shit is there's like levels that you can only have access to if You're like a king or a fucking that's why I believe people are capable of hiding UFO information That's why I believe people are capable of it. Because there are people capable of hiding all kinds of shit. But what's, you know, hiding England shit.

No one gives a fuck. Jay hides his stories. What are they hiding in there, salt? Things for their food, tastes good? The King's List. Yeah. This is when we had dragons. But yeah.

Yeah, the history of dragons has been stifled by one of them. Jay doesn't travel, he won't go to other countries. I'm trying to get him to do shows like in the UK. Just I mean they have the internet Well, you gotta figure New York to LA is a six-hour flight New York to Amsterdam is a seven-hour flight I've done every close everything I did overseas. I did probably or most things I should say probably a little young in comedy and Probably or most things I should say probably a little young in comedy and Intimidated myself on the situations Well, it's not cuz you're gonna go to like a nice nice restaurant or like you you know that when I was in South Africa

I was wealthy dude. It's their money is gar-baj but uh But nobody I'm good. I've and I've enjoyed some of the places when I've gone to them it's just like I am such a Regular idiot that I'm just like I'm not gonna understand the food and what what am I gonna plug my stuff into doesn't explode If it's wrong dude, I'm sure I'm so when you go to like blows when you walk through the red light district Like the places where you could buy like snacks like they know how many dude. It's so funny They have like like hot dogs on like pizza buns It's so for like dumb Americans to be like oh

Fucking just chocolate taco Chocolate tacos are great choco taco chocolate tacos were fucking badass. I get it Jay. Why travel fuck it I Yeah, I found the kid rock credo. I just try to get famous here Let's just handle it here. This is the best place to be famous you can get famous. Yeah, who does it better than kid rock? He's got nobody the guys really figured it out Also by gunning down that Miller light, you know Light rather that Bud Light thing and gun down those cans like that was like one of the craziest moments in economy Like that fucking the Bud Light stock dropped like a rock.

Like that moment when Kid Rock, but that, that, that, that, that, that guns down the Bud Light. Kid Rock maybe though, if we were going to appoint him something, it should make the Minister of Beer. Like he should be the person deciding what beer we should have. I'll accept that. Because his friendship with the President is hilarious. It's funny.

And wacky. There's been no other thing like that ever. You know what I mean? You never find out like, oh Bill Clinton and Iverson kick it once in a while right? Happened well there was What the fuck's Bobby Brown and fucking Joe Biden fucking golf and crush ass together? What the fuck's his name that's friends with Kim Jong-un? Rodman Rodman yeah, that's right. I think goes over there hangs with Kim Jong-un the best document you ever see a documentary. Oh

That's right. I think goes over there hangs with Kim Jong the best document you ever see a documentary. Oh Treat yourself as soon as humanly possible to Dennis Robbins Big Bang and Ponyang Oh boy, it starts off as him going over there believing he's doing something diplomatic And then they go all right, so you're gonna go home and gather up some players and come here and the documentary filmmaker goes On the flight back when they were coming back now to North Korea, he goes, oh I noticed from the last time that Dennis has started drinking again and he was supposed to be like stop drinking completely

and then the documentary takes off because it's just Dennis Robin fucking up in North Korea for two hours. So he first comes in drunk and he starts bowing everybody. It's not a bowing culture. So that's pretty hilarious He treats the North Koreans like they're dolls Like grab them and make them come sing karaoke and just points at them Like while they sing he just dominates the room and everyone's afraid of him and everyone hates him

Oh, it's one of the best documentaries. Is there a trailer for a trailer? What a crazy thing to go hang out with a dictator Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh also What a crazy thing to go hang out with a dictator. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh also, you know, basketball come on John Oon also does not want much to do with Dennis Robin What like after his meltdown? He like he like stiffs him He like has Dennis Robin meet him at his like chalet and then he's not there Well, and there's just Dennis Robin crying. Is this a trailer? Oh? We're here today for Dennis Robin to make a historic announcement following his recent visit to North Korea. The Ministry of Sports of the DPRK invites Mr. Dennis Rodman to...

I just realized how much influence stylistically you take from Dennis Rodman, Jay. Almost the same guy a lot of people say. Mr. Rodman is on a private trip and our views about North Korea have not changed. You know, you got the JCs, the Beyonce's, stuff like that. None of these people in the world are doing what I'm doing. I'm concerned as many Americans are about giving a birthday present to a man who has seen... Wait, pause it for one second. This... that, do you remember that interview when ESPN? No. So they had him and the players that agreed to play go on there and he loses his mind,

Dennis Robben. But in the documentary, they show you the whole buildup to that, which is the guys meeting without Dennis Robben, they're like, Dennis is a little off his rocker right now and America is turning on us. We're going to do this interview with CNN while Dennis is asleep hung over And we'll just do it just us and we'll be able to explain this better that we're just trying to be diplomatic and do Something here and then there's Robin wakes up and finds out they're doing that Oh, he just bars on and he just cuts a wrestling promo on this and he's just slobber Phil. I mean it's no sense. Oh, so great.

Do you have to let the Koreans win? When you go over there? Oh, it didn't matter. The Koreans did. The game was such nonsense. Like at first it was the Americans versus them. Koreans kept up with them because they're good and they're giving a shit and trying. Dennis Robbins stops playing.

He just changes out of his thing and puts on street clothes and goes and hangs out with Kim Jong-un right away. And then he goes at halftime, he just goes, some people switch jerseys. And then he goes, so we could play together. And he just has them play. He also has the audience try to sing a long happy birthday to Kim Jong-un when he starts the game and the audience doesn't know what he's singing So they just start clapping too fast while he's singing. It's it's really it's two fantastic hours of television

I recommend it highly Wow, I love that kind of just brazen not seeing it what's happening around you Everyone's hating him and he's just like, I'm killing it. I can't believe what he's doing. That's great. So he doesn't go over there anymore? No. Well, I don't think so. I'm sure he still drinks though. You stopped drinking. How was Protect Our Parks with no drinking? It was fun.

And you're the only one not drinking there? Yeah. But then at some point, aren't you wrangling Yeah people who are blackout drunk, but it's okay I've been blackout drunk. I know what it feels like it's it's not bad. It's just for health purposes I was like I work out so much and I take care of my body like why am I poisoning it all the time? I said, let me just take a break. I just take a break and I was like, why do I need it? It's like what am I doing? Like everybody's like you want to drink? Yeah, let's have a drink But sometimes you're just like well. It's just like a force of habit

You know have a drink every time I do a set have a whiskey have a shot before I go on stage And you feel like you're doing something you feel bored when everyone else is drinking But it's really no like I have way more energy when I'm not drinking Yeah, I could stay up and like be present like I want to I want to be in bed by 11 o'clock if I'm drinking or Smoking weed dude. I've had three months off, and I haven't had one bad day So I haven't had one day physically where I feel like shit that has to be it Well the other side is your metabolism when I stopped drinking. I got really like just an incredible shape And as you're getting older like even just like whatever it does to like my metabolism and everybody's different

But it was like a huge difference in terms of how I felt in the gym How much I could run how much I could lift? It's fun. It's fun poison. Yeah, it's fun My doctor said those exact words he's like he's like you're poisoning yourself He was like it's up to you if you want to poison stuff a little bit. That's fine We're a lot, you know, that's okay too. but that guy sounds fun Yeah, they were trying to say for a while. They're like one doctor Feel good remember they were trying to say for a while that one drink a night is probably good for you I like a glass of red wine. It's good for your heart

You know the problem that is or rings if you have an aura ring you wear one of those things and you have it one Drink you'll notice a difference in your sleep Significant it's real. It's measurable. If you have a couple drinks. I try not to track anything that's gonna be bad news. They're like, hey, you should get a sleep study. He goes, why did no for a fact that I die 27 times a night? Yeah, isn't there like things you could do

where you see a doctor and they're gonna like be able to essentially predict within a couple years of when you're actually gonna die? That's to Joe Rogan doctors. Probably, yeah. I wanna know, Joe, who's he sending Bert to where they come and they put him in that machine like Luke Skywalker on Hoth, and they put him in that machine like Luke Skywalker on

Hoth and they come out and they're like if you eat bean if you never eat beans again, you live to 105 Bert is gonna need more than that Every time I see me looks more like a grape like settle down boy. He's a capable of doing it on his own No Bert has incredible willpower like a Bert wants to lose a lot of weight. Yeah, he just drinks so much It's part of his thing You know so I feel he feels like I should put words in his mouth But he was like am I Burt Kreischer if I'm not getting fucked up and having fun with the fans like that Like if he does a show and he doesn't take his shirt off people boo

I think he wants to take his shirt off and they wanted to come off for 100% I do too I run to the balcony when he's about to take his shirt off and they wanted to come off for 100% I do too I Love it. I run to the balcony when he's about to take your shirt off last time There's a big cheer the pop when he takes his shirt off. Everybody goes crazy It's fun when I did a bird's pocket last time I was like something everybody get in your head about like all these complaints are about Burt being the same person that we all Are and also who he is, but it's like now it's almost something like you know He worries about that shit. I'm like B, people want you to take your shirt off. And they want to hear your stories about your family.

You're letting people go like, well you don't do it like this person. It's like well you don't tell jokes like Mark Normand. You know, that's not what your thing is. So it's not a thing to worry about. He reads the comments, that's the problem. You read the comments, he'll fuck with your head. No matter how mentally strong you are,

if you're reading a bunch of opinions about you, it'll fuck with your head. Yeah, and it's just like the same people who go on to Yelp and write reviews It's just people that want to complain so when you go on to social media Yes It's just like you get it feels like like I have a pretty decent fan base like Legion of Sanks We have a really like healthy fan base, and then there's like 30 dude not healthy not physically healthy There's like 30 dudes who hate me and want my son to die if you go on to Twitter, I'll just see that and it does like fuck with you. It's not good

Yeah, it's all 30 of his followers But there's a lot of crazy people out there and there's also a lot of kids just want to get a rise out of you You know, right? There's a lot of things going on There's a lot of people that want to fuck with your head, but it's almost all unhappy people. Unfortunately I just learned out very quickly though, like the ones that I have responded to even when I respond like My thing was always to respond kind of funny. I'm not gonna in the fights Yeah, or so be someone write like a two paragraphs about how terrible I am and I'd be like, you know, come on Jimbo You don't mean it and then how much they write I mean without fail almost 100% of the time

They're like dude just being a piece of shit man. I had a crappy day. Love you, dude. Listen every day to whatever you want. We meet him in real life. Sometimes, there's one guy who tweets at me almost every day where he says, Louis J. Gomez has lip fillers, and he's trying to get this to be a thing to catch on. And then, like, every day he's trolling me, and I'm like, this fucking guy. And for maybe two years,

Louis J. Gomez has lip fillers. He'll respond to everything. Other people tweet at me, he's like, just so you know, you're talking to somebody who has lip fillers, and I don't have lip fillers. I just so you know You're you're talking to somebody who has lip fillers Those are beautiful Puerto Rican lips this guy You know work dude. He showed up at a show in a while for a dude

He showed up at a show in Raleigh, North Carolina with a t-shirt that said Lewis J. Gomez has lip fillers And then I was like I should bite your fucking nose off your face He's just like oh, I'm a fan like it's hilarious being silly. He's being silly every day silly Yeah, yeah, that's part of the fun of being a fan. Yeah, you know I don't rise out of you it worked I steer clear of the comment just cuz that yeah, it's like I don't know I'd rather just meet people and if they show up I guess they're so sweet in person cuz skankfest is like half of them are like people who run reddit and trolling you go to Skankfest and it is just thousands of people that are like, yeah, just it's love

Particularly it's like, you know, they say how many times you like if you walk by a murderer It's like how many times the skankfest do I walk by take a picture and shake hands with somebody was like do used to be good But you suck dick comedy now Alright, you're always gonna get guys like that There was one guy who was a fan of ours in the old school when we were at the creaking cave back in New York This is dude who was he's who were black glasses long black hair. He was at every episode. He ended up murdering his mother Murdering his mother and then coming great friends with Doug Stan His mother like a jail pen pal with San hope

Yeah, he's pretty funny. He when he got out he's out He like lives like a halfway house type thing now because it was a mental issue that he did that which is Clearly if you kill your mom well, you know, she might have been a bitch She'd have to do something really bad. Yeah, if you kill your mom, I feel like I don't care Yeah, obviously have mental issues. Yeah Yeah, he you kill your mom, I feel like I don't care. You obviously have mental issues. Yeah Yeah that we called us he described it it was like it was like he thought she was like a demon that he had to Stop before she got out in the world. He went he went crazy. I still feel like you should lock that guy up Attention the BJ Penn stuff he's he's like losing it right BJ Penn claims that his family are imposters That someone is kidnapped his family replaced them. Oh, yeah, that's a very isn't it funny when they hit the

with mania and manic shit like that and Bipolar with those kind of things like a really like their textbook that if you look it up because I've looked it up before you Look it up. It's texting one sentence at a time Really a newfound thing in religion, and being serious about it all of a sudden. It's always been that way. And they always have those things,

and that's one of them too. Like everyone's fake. Everyone in my life has been replaced with somebody else. They called something, particularly. Some of them think they have a chip in their head, and people are talking to them. Yeah, they think there's a lot of that. A lot of that is they have a chip in their head.

Well, this guy who killed his mom and Doug Stano became friends with, Doug was doing a Zoom skanks one time episode with us and he had that guy call in. And we were asking him kind of about what happened and he gave a very compelling story and we were saying goodbye to him. He goes, I just remember this.

He goes, I just wanna say, when I was going through all that horrible stuff and the last several years that have been so difficult and terrible and my family hating me, but I still always, man, I listen to you guys and laugh and I just wanna say that I love you guys. And I was like, well, I think I speak for the group and I say, whew.

Because we all are aware of what you'll do if you feel someone is a problem. Yeah, or a demon. Or possibly a demon. The point is, we have some great fans. Yeah. Only once murdered their mom on the record. You guys are doing something really fun.

You're getting all the misfits together, and you're celebrating comedy. So it's like a real Comedy like a comics festival like comics look forward to it. Everybody loves it Everybody talks so highly of it, you know And everybody says the vibe is so fun because they they just go there to see like, you know People were real upset when Louis CK started to come back into the public eye Yeah, but one of my favorite moments is when he went up at Skankfest. They didn't he was gonna be there. That was the first time he performed in America after got cancelled. It was awesome

Yeah, and it was it was well, I mean it was while and what's beautiful about the fans. They're educated comedy fans So we didn't have to tell them to not pull out their cell phones Yeah, not a single person took video not a single person like You I took that video of Justin Silver announcing gentleman That's a special guest and I didn't take it any of a set It was just him walking on a stage standing ovation and made TMZ. It was fucking really cool I mean I was I was I was a pig and shit. I went outside. I got emotional I was like that was fucking so cool. That's cool

What was really neat about was funny about that moment was I was with Soder Dan Soder and I was like I Was like you want to come outside. I'm gonna smoke a joint outside. He goes. Yeah, sure and as we were just walking through that room I wasn't even thinking about it. They go he goes Oh, you know, he goes we should watch Louie come on real quick. I'm like, oh, yeah sure I got you know over think of the moment you were about to watch was so crazy It was really it was really cool Like that was cool That was like one of the coolest moments at the festival that and then the tough crowd we did a Tough crowd reunion at skank fest in Brooklyn a few years ago

I was having everybody from tough crowd get together and that's awesome. Yeah, Colin, you know being at the head of it That was awesome. That was one of the best shows ever. He should he should just make it a podcast I'm gonna be a huge podcast 100% I wonder if he has the name if he owns the name I think he does but then he should definitely do I think he does I think he just doesn't want to think well It might be something that someone needs to offer it to him and put it together You know like if someone like it could be something if you said it he'd be like I never even thought of that So this moment a lot of people have a lot. He's he's been approached with it. He was great at the club He was at the club a couple weeks ago. He's awesome Collins awesome. He was great

All the comics that work there they all like lined up to watch him, you know, I mean, he's a real like he's just such a pro It's also so long so fun. You're so interesting. Yeah, such an interesting guy. Well, he does the one-man shows Yeah, fantastic when I the last time I did a tough crowd He warmed up the crowd and so he's doing stand-up in front of the crowd and he was fucking murdering I'm like, this is way better than even tough crowd Like he's one of the most underrated guys of all time. Yeah, you know like all us comics know how funny He's like a real comics comic and ever every case like in the top three four It's like a it's like a tell like he's there. It's always like top three for every comedian

It was also though that place was like the shark tank though for something when they got oh yeah that fan I never felt bad for somebody more my life so I'm on there and the only segment that was produced of tough crowd you remember was the last one you had to write and give them like the whatever your little rant was gonna be about the little pops right I did it once yeah about that a final topic that was the only like homework you had to do at all and That fan was clearly gonna do something about like his mother and do the voice or something and Patrice Right before he was about to his part for his fourth segment thing He goes hey, let's see if you can do two minutes without talking doing your mom vaccine Oh, and then and then boss and all those guys just like start pouncing on him

And then he just had to go like Hey you guys So my mother That was but it was like in the like an og podcast before Podcasting was podcasting like just a bunch of comics sitting around just barking at each other arguing. Yeah, so fun It was fun way ahead of its time. But then again like Regis and Kathy Lee was a podcast technically, too Like just a bunch of comics sitting around just barking at each other arguing. So fun. It was fun. Way ahead of its time.

But then again, like Regis and Kathie Lee was a podcast technically too. Technically, if you really think about it. The View, all these shows. I think Opie and Anthony was the big start of it all. Yeah, for sure. That was what started it off for me. Cause that was the first time I was ever on a show

where it was no structure. It was just comics. Shoot the shit, yeah. Like we all could be on Opie and Anthony, we'd be having this exact same conversation except Norton and Kumiya and opi would be here same Fucking conversation. Yeah, you know Let you go. I was more of a Howard Stern guy, you know, I know so were you as well But without opi and Anthony like shows like Legion of skanks wouldn't exist

Like that's the truth like we also there's a lot of fans that are just like just these 50 year old truckers They're just like we need something and our generation was having a much harder time Like it wasn't like back in the day when sternum's Howard Stern was bringing on comics all the comics cuz that was like his Crew he was trying to build up like we were past that so we had no there was no like show That was like that for anybody which except for open Anthony. I was Ron and Fez. You remember Ron and Fez sure Yeah, that's the show that kind of like took me in that I jobbed with best yeah and that was a lot of fun. Ron Bennington's fucking great. He's hilarious. So funny. Yeah there's like you know there's a whole you could track like

like Ancient Man you know like fucking prehistoric you track podcasts to where it is but how about Mark Maron just quitting. I know he's done. He's hanging it up Not fun anymore the yeah, but like opi and anything what they did different than service They put comics on there was a few comics that would come on stern They would interview like but they were megastars opi and anthony figured out they could put three or four comics in a room and Create like a beautiful chaos and it was gonna be people bouncing off each other You'd create these moments that nobody knew was gonna happen really cool Stern did not believe in that

I'll take a cigar I love a good cigar Yes, Stern's thing now is for comics. Oh Stern sucks now now it has to be I know it's really it's funny like I Was one of the last people to check out Yeah, you'd like to start way too late. I still listen. I still arbitrarily just go to it I think he's the best that ever did it I think he I give him all the kudos in the world him but there would be nothing none of it I give him all the kudos in the world. Just I think the

Like I don't think I think his last like phase here Might be like I might be weirdly too young for it like possibly thank you like the interviews don't really the interviews don't really strike me anymore I really don't he's not gonna get to anything that I care about with Sarah Jessica Parker it's just not gonna get he's yeah I remember back in the day he made the guy one of those guys who died from LFO remember that the song from the 90s uh what is that like Chinese food makes me sick some girls a summer I don't know what

that is you're a real cigar guy look at you you know how to burn before you it's a one hit it's a one hit wonder I don't remember they were like around the same time as all the boy bands and they got a pretty popular and he made one of those guys so interesting you got him to talk about fucking Jennifer love you and then her dumping him And the way he found that he was dumped like she gave him a ring that was like a promise ring From her to him, and then he saw Her and like a tabloid walking with under the guy and the guy had the same exact rate. This is her ring She gives out. She's a wild girl. Yeah giving out rings of dudes

She fucking aged like a goddamn plum though. She looks like shit. Oh, no, it looks like shit now I feel bad since a big too big of a platform to be really trashing a girl for not being pretty The way to do it, I mean if you don't say it Hillary Clinton no, I mean no Pamela Anderson, I mean god damn it. did she fall off. She was the hottest woman She put it back on again. It didn't help a lot No, she was Pamela Anderson first of all the documentary about her they did on that Love them the one they did about her book, but he'll watch a documentary all day long looks he's got time for books But the thing about her made me like her.

The one about Anna Nicole Smith made me realize what a piece of shit she was. I mean, terrible person it seemed like. And then Pam Anderson made me kind of fall in love with her again where I'm like, she really is just like a dummy who just believes in love. She's just like a sucker. No, she had a couple moments where she talked about, during the me too movement. She was like look she was like I got invited to every hotel room by every director in Hollywood She was like I didn't go because I knew what the fuck they wanted and she just kind of had a very real Opinion on that whole sort of movement and what was going on

It's like you know what's happening if you go to a hotel room with some fucking powerful guy like you know you have to take A certain amount of you know accountability yourself, and she had a very real take on it which are kind of respected well hollywood a long history doing that Tarantino was telling me about this old-school director that had a bedroom in his office and his name was quentin tarantino his name was Right where he he in desperado is it or no I'm gonna have some high-ach shove her foot in somebody's mouth. You know what? I think it'll be me. I'll take that I'm not gonna put George Clooney through the sweet sensation of sucking Salma Hayek's beautiful foot Oh god, she was out in that scene played such a good serial killer in that fucking movie. That was great I just watched it

I'm gonna have some high-ach shove her foot in somebody's mouth. Oh, God, she was hot in that scene. He played such a good serial killer in that fucking movie. That was great. I just watched it two weeks ago again. He was such a good psycho. I prefer Black Dustle Dawn called Sinners. I don't think Dustle Dawn had enough of enough social commentary. I thought Sinners was great.

People hate Sinners. I didn't see it. It was really good, dude. It's fun. People try to politicize everything. I'm like, it's just a fun vampire movie. Who cares? Yeah, you don't like a good vampire movie? Is it politicized? No, I love a was really good. It's fun. I try to politicize everything. I'm like, it's just a fun vampire movie Who cares? Yeah, you don't like a good vampire movie. No, I love I love a good vampire kind of yeah they were saying the attack on white culture the annoyance is the first the first vampires were like white and they were like feasting on black people and Which you know black people would be more delicious. Yeah, very rarely other than blade. You very rarely get a black vampire

Yeah, sweet of the juice, you know know I'm saying oh you remember blackula Had to be a comedy no is a fucking movie no, but it's a car it's like a no Exploitation right kind of but supposed to be ridiculous. It was a horror movie I think it was a legit harm. Do you know that guy black vampire? Do you know blackula? Yeah, there it is blackula I found this out from that Peewee Herman documentary Blackula was the mailman on Pee Wee's Playhouse Yeah, really that weird

So art was on Pee Wee's Filly house died hating him what Phil Hartman did he talk to me Herman he died no Yeah, what makes you say that's the thing in the documentary Phil Hartman hated Don't harm did an interview with Howard Stern Howard sir and asked him about that And he was like yeah, we don't speak anymore. Oh, he thought he didn't get enough credit I think for a peewees big adventure and shit. Oh, that's unfortunate Yeah, that's weird Phil. We Herman was a real bitchy queen, but they're interesting easy to get along with like Phil's ask his wife He was easy for me I got along with him great Andy dick there was the problem. He was fun, man He was just too wild you know

But I did so many scenes with that dude where we had to do him like three or four times because I couldn't stop laughing I just couldn't stop breaking character. It's more just like sad what he's going through now. Yeah, it's not good But he also just gets like, he's one of those guys that's letting himself get used by people, I assume for drugs or something, but I mean like. I don't know. Because he ends up on these weird pods where it's like he's sleeping at some guy's house

or something weird. It's not good, yeah. He's out of it. And he was right there on the precipice with jury duty. Pauly Shore's vehicle, jury duty. Right. He did other stuff too, man. He did that fucking war movie.

What was the war movie they did? Oh, In the Army Now. That's right. Yeah. He was in that too, wasn't he? I think that's the one he did. I don't know if he, he may have done another one or two of them. They may have been trying to farly spade them. Farly spade them together. He's a funny dude though. Do you have hopes for Happy Gilmore too? Could it possibly be good? Yeah, Adam Still makes good stuff. He's still comedy stuff. Yeah, he does those Netflix ones were good. She like they were funny They're pretty good. You like QB Halloween or something. They're funny man. They're pretty good If you're you like Adam Sandlin, I love Adam Sandlin movies

I love silly movies like I love to one when he played his own sister. What was that one? Jack and Jill And Al Pacino's in love with her and she's a brute it's it's fucking fun. I'm saying the rules He's a great actor and I mean happy Gilmore was so great, but I almost feel like there's no way this was I was gonna be it's just I think they're gonna try to do too many throwback moments This would do with what was a movie they they kind of did that with recently fucking This would do with what it was a movie. They they kind of did that with recently fucking Like this coming to America part two. Yeah, like there's like that was terrible. That was actually fucking tight coming to America I grew up on first of all they made it PG-13 the original coming to America was rated R I mean it a musical music numbers in it. It was bad

But I have high look I will I thought you know juice Beetlejuice people loved I didn't like that same thing I thought it was like yeah, you can't capture that first one, I thought Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice people loved it. I didn't like that, same thing. I thought it was like, you can't capture that first one. I thought Beetlejuice was pretty good, the new one. I thought it was pretty good, yeah, I liked it. It wasn't as good as the first one, but it's pretty good. I fucking loved it. The Soul Train, when they got on the Soul Train, it was all dead, like, resurrected black people

dressed in like 1970s outfits dancing. Have you seen it? I saw, I kept on falling asleep. I keep on turning it on and falling asleep 20 minutes into it. Well, it's good, man. It's pretty solid. I mean, it is one of those Tim Burton movies, just like a fun, weird fucking movie. I loved the first one, man.

I didn't know Tim Burton made the first Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Did he really? It was his first Tim Burton movie. Oh, that makes sense, it was Large Marsh. I forgot to tell him, Large Marsh. Large Marsh, yeah. That looks like the girl we brought to the UFC then, Kelly. Did he really first Tim Burton movie? Yeah, that makes sense was large Mars Remember if they were calling that we still get their heads down She's large fuck bro Peewees Playhouse was so fun or a Peewees big adventure rather was so fun He was playoffs was trippy. I didn't even know that That's how like weird like he was plays was meant to be like one of these bikes was for Sale recently well how much they go for well guess I'll let you guess a hundred thousand dollars

It went for more than that five hundred thousand dollars 135 thousand wow there's 14 bikes, and it was one of them No, it had no see it on it This is a fun movie man. Yeah, I see that right with a girl I was dating in high school, and we were like the only people in the movie theater It was like one of them lucky moments We were just fucking howling howling laughing first was well the whole thing was always to have like nods for adults in it What you kids movie? Yeah, it was totally what it was totally like an anybody's movie. It wasn't just like a kid's movie It was an anybody movie. It was a pee we was a little off

I was being a kid watching it being like, what's the fucking deal here? Big Top Pee Wee. It was just always a little bit weird. Big Top Pee Wee was, that was his, he tried to do it himself and that's why that did terribly. Oh really? Because again there's jokes and no one gets, I forgot this. I saw it once when it first came out, never saw again. He's got a make out scene with somebody that just goes on for like five straight, they

just never stop having the make out and just just panning further and further backwards like five Shit in the middle of the movie five minutes. They were just like hardcore making out with a check Well, I'm able as older I think I would have gotten I said six He had such like he said he's like a Andy Warhol inspired stuff and reference There's an episode of Pee Wee's Big Adventure or Pee Wee's Playhouse where he said two minutes He just put dog food in a bowl and it was just like ASMR a close-up of a dog Just eating the food for like two straight minutes. I was weirded me out when I was a kid Yeah, for sure. I was just it was it whatever it was. It was just a little bit off

He got rolled up in one of the most bullshit cases ever. Oh, what do you got caught jerking off? You got jerking off in a gay movie theater Where you're supposed to jerk off? That didn't ruin him. that didn't ruin him the way he thought like that in fact I thought it was interesting when he did his first comeback was that Buffy the vampire slayer movie and He made he asked him to make his character look like his mugshot. That's why he looks like that's funny No, I saw clips of it. I was really into it didn't get a show cancelled like Show was already done. Okay show was already done. He was he was out for a while that he was in blow He was in that I came back

He had a career career for real But after that what took him down was cuz I thought you were saying got caught up in the biggest bullshit He was caught up in that sweep that got Jeffrey Jones. What's that? The that's the that was the principal from a Ferris Bure That guy got nailed with actual child pornography and and he and Pee Wee Herms friends with him so they went and searched Pee Wee's house and what they found he's a collector he's a crazy collector. He's found a big couch that can talk. A bunch of naked kids inside of it. No you understand I don't fuck him he eats them No, he had like erotica from like the 70s

Oh, yeah collections that was like and everyone was above age, but it just like it was it's considered obscene material Oh, no, when they went to his house, so where was he living? California I believe and Obscene erotic you got nailed with obscene material charges, but he was lumped in with like pedophilia What is it pleaded no contest in LA court to charges of hiring a 14 year old boy to pose for photographs to pose for photographs Documentary good Jay defending an actual pedophile. I'm just saying he was a good guy. You gotta stay car of those documentaries. They'll have you turned vegan.

Oh man. Child porn was not part of the deal. Joe, the first time we did your podcast when you showed us all of your cool toys in your LA studio, I would have sucked your dick to do one of those things. Oh yeah. Which toys? Like your compound bow.

I've told this story so many times on podcasts. That's listen first time we came here it's all it ends so great because me Dave and Lewis all came in at in LA and you took us first and you go check this out and you grabbed compound bow and you had the laser sight and you could shoot it all the way across the full UFC gym you know it's so cool we were all like just warming our hands up like we can't wait till we can do this then you put the bow down as I was reaching for it I thought and then you went over you go this is the pool table you broke a rack and sunk a few

Like cool, then you open the door and you're like, here's where I freeze myself. Here's where I thought myself out We're like wow, and then you go and here's my prize possession and you had the they do it for golf and stuff took the Kevlar Uh possession and you had the they do it for golf and stuff took the Kevlar Hunting yeah, and you had the flat tip But I go he probably wants us to do this one because it's the flat tips No one's gonna get hurt, and then you fucking wailed to elk and then you go. Let's go podcast boys He just showed us all the stories and was like don't touch the problem with those toys is I can't teach you that quickly This is what I understand

ourselves we would have embarrassed ourselves big but then we always say like how much Dave Smith came on like talks with you after that Individually me and we wrote me and loose like why doesn't Joe? Embrace us the way he embraces Dave and then someone brought up the pic the first picture we ever took here. It's so funny It's the werewolf. I am standing behind the werewolf like I'm fucking it I'm getting sucked off. Louis is yeah, actually he's getting sucked off by the bear and Dave is just leaning and touching it going You know what That's hilarious He's going back. Dave is his hand on the head

gently. Yeah. Is Dave in the Rogan sphere? We're trying to figure out how we get in the Rogan sphere. My ochre sphere is working. Look, first of all, Shane doesn't need the Rogan sphere anymore. Let's just move Shane out. Move Big J out of that position. Ari's moving to fucking Thailand or something. He's gone.

I'm ready. I'm a wacky guy I'll shave half my head Ari's gonna do a stint over there and bail agreed I'm gonna talk to him one arm up every day fuck that place. I'm up planted in his head I think we got Diaz come in here. Oh, it's Austin. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, he's we talked about this weekend I saw him in Jersey for the fights He's back in the Sphere. Fuck. Yeah. Come on, bro, there's plenty of room for you guys.

You're in the Sphere right now. You're on the show. Every time the Rogan Sphere gets talked about, we never get thing. When Cat Williams said six unfunny comics, we knew it wasn't us. I knew it wasn't us! I would've been happy to be one of the six unfunny comics.

Cat probably has a point. But what I was trying, he thought I wouldn't have him on my pride I love you. He's so funny. I couldn't wait to have him on right away. I'm like I've reached out to him right away I'll go that's not true I just haven't reached out to you because I didn't know if you wanted to do it sure like I didn't know he wanted To do it if he want if I thought he wanted to do it I would have him on a long time ago One of my favorite like stand-ups to watch a special of because I have a hard time like laughing at like on

TV specials and Chronicles dude. He's fucking so funny, dude I'm not gonna lie. I need subtitles for it, but I Don't know what he's saying. I know Kat Williams is very very funny pim chronicles is a masterpiece. It's a masterpiece. He's so good There's something about him when he's cooking to when he's cooking when he's like really on fire is different than everybody else He's sweating and you know his fucking hair is throwing back and just the tone of his voice and the way repeats punchlines It's like that guy gets cooking man. He gets cooking and you like you watch the crowd They're just falling out of his really long sets to write. There's like an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, he's a beast. He's a beast. He's a wild boy at least I've known a drive to put him on the driving simulator He's fucking killed it. Oh, I always seem on one to attract on world star hip-hop

He beats like pro athletes and races and shit all the time. I believe it. It's very weird Yeah, he talks about any he still was funny as he also dresses though like the old black guy who comes to play basketball So it looks like he's not gonna be that good and then he's like fast as shit Teenager do you remember that it's the funniest thing when he goes watch this this is him at our racing simulator by the way He's doing it one hand Give me some volume Get in there. Get in there. There you are. There he is. That's when you have to fight that competition off that corn. Cold. How accurate is the simulator?

Pretty fucking good. It's got gravity. It turns you side to side as crazy noises. It feels like you're really driving. It's done. Hahaha. Yeah. And how do we do it like this? Because we do this in real life. If he was driving an Uber, he'd be making a personal phone call right now. The roads, the highways, and the byways of America that allow you to do this.

So he can drive. He looks terrified. No, he can drive he looks terrified it no he looks like he's on it man yeah it's hard it's not a game no if the steering wheel reacts as if your tires would react on at high speeds put low track you guys ever do a racetrack you ever driving a racetrack no I can't I can't drive 35 miles an hour on a regular road I do believe in full true when I did Burt's tour one of the things we performed at a racetrack and they had the Pace car it was like a convertible and they took us all for like a couple loops Right like individually one of the ones to film it and mine was so boring because I was like smiling

It was exhilarating the whole time, but they were like, you know Burt's giving them and people are going Like no no no no no like the corners are coming and they were like you didn't freak out it I go I just had blind trust. They're not gonna kill us like right Like are they gonna put us in real like are we gonna start cartwheeling down the fucking road here? This I assume they're not gonna do anything. They don't know how to do perfectly This way births famous cuz births fun and he reacts big and you just sat there like I was just like this was neat It's famous cuz Burt's fun and he reacts big and you just sat there like I was just like this was neat Nobody wants to watch that I know I should watch you screaming and fucking yelling and crying about your daughter just be

My daughter don't worry about what people want yeah, I Can't scream at that. I gave you remember when the first time you guys did my nails on the show I freaked out. Oh, yeah touching my cuticles And now we get you done now. We get some done No, he gets his nails painted by our Asian lady every week And I have to once it's get done every other week Louis not a diva Is that a thing you think you feel connected to like you have to keep doing that now? Yes, Bert Kreischer take your shirt off thing. Oh, no, no, no not like that. No, it's more like Gayer no, it's a gayer thing. No, it's connected to I bit my nails forever Got my teeth fixed can't bite my nails anymore. They grew in raggedy

I tried to take care of it myself and was terrible at it They got my nails on the show one time as I did because he if you if you just did this today Look if you show him you pulling your cuticle back, he'll freak out for some reason. It's a weird thing So we had an Asian lady come in and we warned her her. We were like, listen, the type of show, the jokes we're gonna make, she was so cool. This like literally, she barely spoke any English, but she was such a fun time, and she did his nails on the show, and he screamed like a girl the whole time.

Because if she was pushing. I didn't scream, it was more like that pull away, like I did not enjoy it. Yeah, and then it became a thing where every week after that he came in with a new color nails. Every other week. But it's the, he keeps saying every week. I'm not a gay man. I Know but once they were done then yeah, once you can't really undo it. I don't know what to do now

I can't take care of him that good myself. I can't make him look like that. Just go get it done. Who gives a fuck Yeah, that's what I get. Yeah Yeah, let's get their own quirks Lewis leave him alone. Yeah, Lewis You chose to have nipple rings to connect. I have one or had one nipple ring I can't believe you actually had one. I was having yeah, did they connect like Xerxes? No, I had a nipple ring I had a lip ring. I like by wearing isn't the funniest thing you had all those things when you're like now you my body sucks Yeah, yeah Yeah, you never had a nipple ring with pecs? You had a nipple ring with your tit? You were so you look sexy in tank tops.

I was so bad dude. Just a fat kid with a nipple ring for no reason. Why'd you get it done? I don't know. I just wanted to- I like tattoos and piercings and shit. I was young. I was surprised though. I kept from being fat my whole life also. I kept my tattoos always to arms for the most part. I never did ones that I would have to take my shirt off for people to see. Yeah, I wouldn't do a stomach tattoo. No, but you had like here. I have my chest tattoo You've just on my own. I got a warm. Oh mom died. It says on my own on my own

I know it's not ironic for a guy who owns a company and is has a thousand friends and collaborates with people and everything He does he's on his own. Well, he says on this side coattail rider You figured out early on though that the best way to not get pulled off of shit is to have your own network Though yeah, like Kumiya did that you guys did that yeah? Yeah, that's funny is for we were going like for a few years It would almost seem like pointless because patreon got so big been with censorship with YouTube and all these other platforms now There's never been a better time for it We have an uncensored version of the show an ad free version of the show

We can say anything we want YouTube hunts us every time we get close to that plaque We've had our four YouTube channels taken down in the 90 in the 90 something thousands of subscribers Because they just start reviewing it then they're like yeah, no way. What is the what gets pulled? What's it about? Most of the time it's actually our fucking dumb producers leaving in like nudity and shit like that About most of the time it's actually our fucking dumb producers leaving in like nudity and shit like that YouTube relaxes moderation rules that allow more controversial content Expression value may outweigh harm risk that's great It's changing a little bit which is good

Swings right but we podcast also was like, how is this? Corey's wild. He's so funny. All the words you're not allowed to say, so we bleep out all the no-no words, right? This includes discussions of elections, ideologies, movements, race, gender, sexuality, abortion, immigration, and censorship.

Beautiful. We're back. Ooh. Not remove anything considered to be in the public interest. Oh, dude. Interesting. Oh, abortion too. So we could do that abortion now in the air. Remember that live abortion. We've been putting that bit off for years. That'll be a great bit. Early term. Everything that you can discuss is in the public interest though. That's, you know, I'm glad they changed it to that. That's a great way of defining it. Like jokes, like specifically, like I got my, on Instagram right now, they, I can't

go live or advertise an Instagram for a year because I was talking about a bit that I did on my first special on Dan Soder's podcast about how I would get free cocaine in Mexico. I went up the beach and like, I would get free cocaine in Mexico. I went up the beach and like I would get samples of cocaine I sold the story about actually doing it and they Flagged it and said we were promoting Like the sales of drugs and I'm fucking fucked for a year now. Jesus Christ. Yeah over. It's like literally a joke I'm just you did put up the number of the dealer though No, no, but that's what I did I would go up and down the beach and I'd get a free sample of cocaine and go to the next guy get another free sample of cocaine go to the next guy and I just did that all night

until they caught on there were two you were the leader of the cartel yeah they can get you for Rico charges now yeah that was a the Cabo comedy festival the shittiest comedy festival ever like a decade ago Cabo comedy festival at the end of the night I fucked like a 70 year old woman She was gross. Yes, it was still hotter than the girl. We brought to the UFC in Philly. Yeah, why she no You've hooked up with a couple of hilarious ones old ladies. Yeah, just like shit I think on ship rocks one year you hooked up with a fucking doozy. Oh, yeah, she had like a really thick smokers voice Say come to my cabin. Jesus.

You're a little bit locked in on a cruise, especially a heavy metal cruise. Oh yeah, there's no. Of heavy metal from the 90s. There's no hot chicks on those cruises. A heavy metal cruise? Yeah, we did a thing called Shiprocked. Shiprocked, I've done it a bunch.

Dude, I was watching this documentary today on the Black Sea, where all those cargo ships wind up sinking. Have you ever seen ships going across the Black Sea? Mm-mm. It's apparently the most dangerous part of the ocean to cross. For Lewis ships going across the Black Sea? It's apparently the most dangerous part of the ocean to cross. For Lewis, where's the Black Sea? Because I see his eyes are crossing. I think it's across the top of the UK. I'm not exactly sure. But I watched this documentary about

watching these fucking cargo ships get nailed by these monster waves. And I'm like, imagine being on a fucking cruise ship and some shit like that. Oh my God. It's terrifying. Gade wave goes sideways. So where's it? That's the black sea. So where's that at Turkey? See if you can find some videos of cargo ships getting fucked up on the black sea. It's crazy. The ocean is scary in general. The ocean is I've been surfing before and I'm just, I'm just not good at it. Like you feel the power of the fucking ocean.

It's... Well, how about just, I've done those cruise ships enough to be like, it's just, if you go off that boat, it's good as dead. They won't stop. Look at this. It snapped the cargo ship in two. The wave was so big, it snapped this fucking ship in half. Fuck that.

And this is nothing compared to some of the waves I've seen some of the ways are fucking bananas apparently if you fall off a cruise ship they can't stop the ship look at this shit look at this shit fuck that if you fall off a cruise ship they can't turn around and get you there's more death by fire a year by sea

no they have to like call the like the coast guard or whatever to come and find you but you're dead they give you coordinates that mean nothing More death by fire year by sea no they have to like call the the like the Order whatever to come and find you but your debt they give you coordinates that round nothing Yeah, they throw some fucking doughnuts out to you and you know, that's it There's no to find the doughnuts in the ocean the oceans fucking flopped The worst part of that for me is that if I fell off I'm holding on to a doughnut and hearing the sounds of Tesla slowly slink away Oh, they're doing acoustic signs shit

Take pictures you bitch Yeah, there's a there's a cargo ship that's on fire right now in I forget which ocean, but it's filled with EVs and Apparently one of them caught fire in the middle of the ocean That's why you can't put fucking electric cigarettes in your fucking suitcase right same thing I pay attention to none of those rules remember when those Samsung phones are lighting people's cars on fire Indian Coast Guard battles massive fire and container ship listed off Krala. I don't think this is the one it's an Indian There's another one Jamie that is a that's a UVs. It's all UV cars Isn't there theoretically people in some of those cargo things cargo ship carrying UVs it's all UV cars isn't there theoretically people in some of

those cargo things cargo ship carrying UVs on fire is no he's sorry EVs not you what's that just a wire is that how they get people over sometimes there's people sometimes oh yeah cargo oh yeah no that's real yeah yeah that's it so that's filled with electric cars I wonder whose cars they are. It just says EVs. It doesn't say Tesla. If it was Tesla's it would say cargo ship Phil with Tesla's. They would throw Elon onto the bus for sure. Yeah, I'm not sold in the electric car. They're great when they work. It's just like, if you have them plugged into your house, it's the shit. You never go to the gas station. You just plug it in when you go to sleep at night. It's easy.

I think you need your car to be more reliable than your phone Well, they're really reliable. The thing is about driving them like Tesla's they never fuck up I've had three three of them. They've never had a problem. Really? Yeah, nothing I had one problem with like a windshield wiper motor. It was simple. Do you get rid of them because it's just it's time It's a new one. I got a lease a new one. Yeah, okay, so it's not like yeah You're not like shit this thing's starting to know., no, well they make them better every three years. When do they peter out? What's the death of a Tesla?

Good question. You can get them that are many years old, it's just their batteries degrade slightly over time. So if it first comes from the factory with 340 miles, after like five, six, seven, eight years, it's probably got 280 miles or something like that. So it's just efficiency kind of goes down. Yeah, but for driving around town,

like if you're just taking it to commute, it's easy. You just plug it in when you go to bed at night. You don't ever have to go to the gas station again. Silent, they move faster than anything you've ever driven. I mean, how quickly do you get a return on investment? Because the amount of money you save in gas has to be like... I don't know about that.

I'm wondering about the mile things. That's what I'm saying. remember like when I was a kid And you remember this too like they would say oh like Honda's are the best because you can get 200 some thousand miles Oh, yeah, 300,000 miles. I don't think that even exists anymore that a car supposed to I think what Toyota's Yeah, you buy a Tacoma. I guess motherfuckers will last forever The reason I got the Acura was because that's forever. Yeah, my my buddy really Nick Rocha for shout-out Nick Rocha for a great comic and he He was like dude. Trust me. He was like get an Acura. He was like it'll last 250,000 miles I'll give it to my kid when he graduates high school like

Friend Matt Farah had a Lexus with a million miles on it. Yeah, that was the other option to get Alexis or an Acura Those are the two that have the the greatest resale value and also just the shelf life of the car I got a ram and a Jeep America America And we laugh at Toyota Tacoma's get that little stupid rice burner out of here I've got a couple of those Lexus SUVs the 570s Alex fucking great car great comfortable shit big It's like it's so smooth. I'll never fucks up never they never have problems. Don't buy an Audi I'll tell you that much why I just totaled my Audi and it was wasn't the Audi's fault It was a fender bender it was literally a fender bender that fender was going to that fender was softened up

Do the other fender betters I was like I was like for sure. This is just an easy repair They came though. I guess is totaled each headlight is like five thousand dollars It's insane. How much is your car worth? The car was, I bought it at 70,000 when it was new, and then. How long ago was this? I had it for four years, and then it depreciated,

it depreciated in value to like $25,000, and the damage was like $22,000. Wow. Yeah. Well, most of that was to take off the airbrush and you put it on the side, you side you put a really dumb ass That's fucked It was crazy. I was like I was so bummed you know What's a really great value if you want to get a car get like a Mercedes s-class sure like five six years ago

I'm gonna make call amazing honey Mercedes s-class you're here ordered for me They're the old ones an old car yeah get them from you can get them from like 10 years ago And they're fucking awesome, but they're super cheap, but they're so well engineered They'll never break but for like less than like an accord a brand new accord you can get an s-class from a while ago Yeah, well I thought about that is it possible to get like an old is there such thing as a brand new old car old engine What do you mean like what so could you buy a brand new? 2019 car like what do they do with that one?

2019 is I even I'm talking about like can you get like a 1997 Mustang and then somehow get a new that kind of motor in it Like no computer none of that shit in it just like the one you could fix yourself. You definitely can brand new Yeah, there's companies that will do that for you for sure They'll you make a car with a carburetor the whole deal Don't though most of them use a crate engine So that what they'll do is like to take an old car like a 68 Mustang and they put a coyote 5.0 in it like a modern Ford eight cylinder coyote engine in it

Yeah, the new ones so it has like an ECU it has like what was like this little motherboard like you program it you know I said electronic fuel injection I used to have a Grand Cherokee that when I got out of the car sometimes to start it I did I learned I had to get a hammer and hit a certain part of the engine and then it would start I think it was the starter possibly get the crank it and it did start Where they have a broken way back way back in the day too, so I got the car from it was one of those like We call the auctions you know they've repoed cars and she like that so it was a piece of shit But I would clanking get it to start. There's just another when you open up

You could have a car for a year at this point a brand new car and open it up And it looks brand new because it's not it's barely the engine parts right it's mostly computers like a big Plastic covering over a computer essentially right you can't work on it when you say when you bring it in and go hey It's having a problem they go Did the light go I this happened me less the light went away? So the lights not on anymore, but it was there they could plug it in and find that there was a light that came on problem they go did the light go I just happen to be less the light went away so the lights not on anymore but it was there they could plug it in and find that there was a light that came on at some point but they can't do anything to

it if it's not happening I mean there's not a thing where it's like there's this clicking it's probably a belt those days are over I think oh really I think so hmm see they seem confused by you're going to bad mechanics maybe it's the dealership okay so they probably have everything connected to a computer program and the computer program talks to the to the the computers in the car I think it's what you have to do it every thing that was no more like we knew our my mom Chuck and Larry not Chuck and Larry that's the gay guys that got married Chuck and Al were

like my mom's too like now I think about it too she married. Chuck and Al were like my mom's too like, oh now I think about it too, she probably fucked Chuck or Al. My mom really- Part of both of them, your mom? My mom really threw the puss around to make sure we had what we needed when we were younger. Not like in a prostitution way. Good lady. Yeah, it was a good lady. But Chuck and Al was always our car mechanics, like for our car just- You know, Tucker-

Always with them, they can't even be in business anymore with cars now. Well, there's a lot of people that still have old cars. They want to get them fixed up There's a lot of people that really just like driving analog old cars You know but not enough for the amount of like auto shops, but don't you hate what it's like a really famous guy Who was it was the famous guy drives like an old pickup truck? I want to say Christian bail You know like an old Ford or yes, it's a Toyota yeah, I think Jimmy Butler the athlete I just feel like he's doing it to be like cool

It's like bro you fucking you don't need to drive an old-ass truck I'll say Post Malone showed up to a Shane show in a fucking muddy shitty big tires truck, and I believed him Yeah, that makes sense when he got out of it. I was like yeah this thing He's also got a Lamborghini and a fucking You know, well, he's hanging out with country friends or his black rap friends. He's got one of those Raptors with six wheels Yeah, yeah, that's his Christian Bills same Toyota Tacoma since 2003. Yes, it just bugs me for some reason They're bulletproof keeps a clean thing. Yeah, it's clean. It's not raggedy, but those things last forever, man They really last forever That's like if you wanted a car that's gonna last forever that you buy right now get a Toyota Tacoma. They're fucking bulletproof

They're so good. Yeah, they just Re-release one of these old-timey looking trucks, and it's like it's like vintage look I think that's gonna be another thing that starts happening. It's like vintage looking cars that are brand-new Toyota did I don't know if it's Toyota or another. There's a it's a pickup truck That's coming out that looks like an old pickup truck But it's brand new you look at jerk off though If you bought the novelty car of the time anyone is still rocking a fucking one of those like Union Jack Little like Mini Coopers or something. Oh

A Fiat you'll get an asshole. Do you remember the PT Cruiser in the early 2000s late 90s where they were like Hey, everyone likes that ZZ top car. Let's make a very cheap version of that That was maybe the shittiest car that'sZ Top Car. Let's make a very cheap version of that. My wife drove one of those. My mom had a Dodge Neon. That was maybe the shittiest car that's ever been mass produced. I had a Dodge Neon. You had to, you had to at some point. It was 14 bucks.

Dude, I think it was $10,000, $100 a month, no money down. This was the cheapest car ever. It was such a piece of shit, I think two companies ended up making it. Oh really? I think it switched at one point from Dodge to something, yeah. The Dodge Neon was-

Remember the Yugo? It's so weird, yeah. Yeah, you goes or a Datsun was it was you go from Yugoslavia? Is that who made it? Is that why it's called the you go? How does a garbage little car? It's amazing how many cars I've been in that are now at the funk they don't make me a mercury sables Right shit like that, but I have no trust or belief in a brand new Like car that comes out. Oh Saturn. I don't even Saturn doesn't exist anymore Saturn was like a brand that everybody had by trying to I trust Hyundai now do not trust Kia hasn't been long enough for some reason I don't know why that was those Genesis Genesis and I said that's Hyundai. That's Hyundai's Lexus version You know their high-end luxury version. It's fucking really good Lexusus is Toyota Yugoslavia. Yeah, you goes Yugoslavia

That was a garbage. Yeah, I knew that from delivering auto parts that car was like five dollars Cost more for gas than the car. Would you take your driver's test in? Oh, man? I wish I could remember I think I took it in my mom's Barracuda my mom had a 1970 Barracuda when I was ice Yeah, homes was fun. I was in a stick shift Chevette. My mom's white stick shift Chevette. That's good though, to learn how to drive and do a driver's test on a stick. You really know how to drive if you're a kid.

It is one of those feelings though where you're like, even my daughter, I'm like, it's a good skill to have driving stick and then she'll never be in a world where it will ever be necessary. Most likely. It was fun though. I had had an Audi Fox that was my first stick shift car I never had all my muscle cars when I was a kid were all automatics, but I had an Audi Fox It was this cool little fucking front-wheel drive a shitty 1973 car it was great though like little four-cylinder It's like the first car that I had that was little that can like move around

It's like this thing's that I had that was little that can like move around It's like this thing's fun and like learning how to shift Everything today is just you're barely connected to what you're driving. You feel like the shifting is the steering is electric everything Everything's smooth back then felt the cars Yeah, that's gone. That's well, that's why people like to drive old cars still like to feel them, you know Yeah, I would if I had the money I would get like something That's why I said I expect that if you can do a new engine in a car You have money cars I miss you could get a car with a nice engine No

Two brand new cars you're not gonna want a lease you're not going and one's a ram yourself You're not gonna fix it yourself. Never. So then find a mechanic that you trust, ask around, get a relationship with this mechanic, and get a fucking cool car. Not the same way your mom did though. Not that way. Well if I could. Do you have a car, Louis?

What's like, usually something I dream of. Maybe the dream changes. When I was a kid. Jaguar, the one with the actual, the head the hood ornament was a Jaguar sure I looked it up a couple years ago I wanted to get like it's like an old-school Jaguar J6 or something or whatever was early 90s. Yeah early 90s. They were the coolest cars ever I looked it up recently and I found one for like nine grand like just it looked great And then I was gonna buy it and then a friend of mine was like dude you literally

To get anything fixed on that car is crazy Like you'll never find the parts like it's just you're just as bad as a tough one I was young the one that like the cool kids had that you like damn. I wish I had that was that boxy looking Mustang 5.0. Oh That was the one ever with the vanilla ice one the convertible. Yeah, that's the exact one I really put my five point Oh rims on it and the convertible and though that one just that was the one That was what I was talking about a changing when I was a little kid This was one of the most hurtful fat comments ever in my life

When I was like shoot, I want to get over I want to get a Mazda Miata I think that's gonna be a fucking roller skate on your fat body Okay, well, I guess I'll get past the Miata and now sometimes you see what on the roadstone I still go damn is pretty cool Look at that you ever seen those me out as that they do conversions with they put a V8 in them Yeah, there was a company called flying Miata and they sold it to another company. That's in Florida that does it now I don't know what the name of it is, but they take a Regular Miata and they stuff a big

fucking aluminum GM crate engine in it. And it's got like 500 horsepower, it's madness. And this tiny little car that weighs nothing. Just lifts off the ground. But apparently they are a riot to drive. They're like the most fun cars to drive because they're super light with crazy power. And these new engines are not that heavy

So it doesn't fuck with the balance that much It's like slightly heavier than the stock engine but insane amounts of power and it sounds insane when we were down at a Nashville Comedy Festival there's a guy who used to work at the club who pulled up in a like gold and blue Lamborghini Lamborghini and it was it was just like the colors were crazy and it had some writing on it and we were so curious about it he won it in a sweepstakes he actually won a Lamborghini to sweepstakes these are those cars like give me some volume so we can hear this thing the Miata yeah these are the flying Miata's okay, that's not a me otta I mean

It's just the front. This is the me otta That sounds crazy But there's a new company that does it now. It's not them and there's some better videos Will they show like what's driving that thing cat Williams? Things hug in the corners imagine cat Williams like enters f1 Races oh you never thought I could do it f1 is really like right in the streets of a town Yeah, and in Monaco they drive through the streets. They do it in Vegas, too. They did in Canada oh did they were in Montreal I think one year the festival was there that was like they were preparing for f1

Oh, wow, it's wild. They do it out here, but they do it at the circuit of the Americas. That's what that neon sign up There is oh, I mean I'm dying. I think did die I Think it died But um that fucking racetrack out here coda. It's awesome watching formula one. There's you can't imagine how fast they're going Is that the place? I think I did one of those rockfests there backstage or oddball tour. Is that the one that has the overlook thing behind it?

The F1 track? Yes. That's one of the, I talk about getting over a fear in one day, where I've never felt so, it's got an overlook thing. You take one floor elevator, just goes right up to the top of that. Half of it's concrete, half so it's got it's got a Overlook thing you take it's one floor elevator just goes right up to the top of that half of its concrete Half of its glass very thick glass, but I've never had this happen before when I got up there the first time I was gung-ho to walk out over that glass and go when I got to the glass bar glass is the floor

Yeah, well, it was concrete when I got to the glass part my I almost fell forward because my legs stopped It was concrete when I got to the glass part my I almost fell forward because my legs stopped Like my legs stopped moving like my body shut down be like no no no we're not ready for the end Terrified of heights yeah, you should be yeah there it is you that's fucking no by the way they didn't have I don't think Those red things were there when I was there Did I take the on top of the This the needle and the stratosphere in Vegas the strat? Oh, yeah They have like a roller coaster at the top and then they also have like, you know

The the ride that goes straight up and then just drops Yeah, I went on it with my son My son has no respect for me anymore for this dude because I was sitting in the chair literally just Like they didn't even start they they pull you up for like maybe five feet first and I thought I was at the top I was screaming like a woman Everybody was cackling at me my son was making fun of me and they didn't even go and then when they finally went up It was I mean, I'm so deathly afraid of heights even if I'm strapped in oh my god, dude I could do should be I'm afraid of fall. It's horrible. You're not you're a freak

Fucking those free climber dudes. They're just freaks Oh the guys are like Joe like Joe Climbs like Mount Capitan with fucking just chalk Did in New York you can do you can go to the top of some building and they have a thing where it's like They have your your like connected to a line But you remember the deep show show to you could take a picture Something in New York where you're like feet are on the building and you're hanging off it Like over New York City

Crazy, it's just like that But I'm not like just for a thrill I wouldn't I maybe could have gotten talking the skydiving young not a chance I've had some people try to talk me into it as an adult and I'm like jumping from my daughter's got to tell the fucking Story if my daughter's gonna tell the story of her dad dying in a fucking Wing suit or something you jerk off Brian Red Band's dad was working this place One of the people who's work with is a skydiver and always trying to get him to go come on come with us one day Goes to work. They're not there. What happened?

This didn't open. Didn't open. There was a great... There was a thing called McCloskey on Netflix years ago. Was it a documentary? It was in fact a documentary. About a snowboarder guy. He was like an extreme sports guy. And he died because he

jumped, he like parr... He like base jumped into a national park And when he landed he was being chased by the Rangers and the cops to arrest him and he went in the water With his parachute and everything got caught up and died. Oh, he drowned in the water. I believe Then they did a thing on the news. They did a they were doing like a base jumping You know for this guy like in moral of him like it was a demonstration It was like it shouldn't be illegal. So what they were doing was people were jumping Parachuting down and when they landed it was almost like organized the cops would then arrest them

They were all getting arrested for doing it But that was their protest that we're all gonna do it you're gonna have to arrest us all and then while they're doing all that Just in the background you just Just like way in the background, oh God! It's like yes, this is why this is stupid. Yeah, fuck all that. I've never had any of that adventurous shit in me. I've got skiing, which I feel like is adventurous enough for me.

Killed at Kennedy and Sonny Bono. But it's actually really dangerous, dude. Skiing is like fucking wildly dangerous. Just sometimes I was in Park City and you're just going down this really long trail, like 20 minutes, you're just going and going and going. But there's times where I'm going to the edge and all it takes is just a little less control

and you just fly off the edge of a thing and you're done. Oh yeah. How do cars not go off up in the canyons in the ballet every year year like tons of them? They do they constantly this is now Tiger Woods crashed He went off one of those cliffs isn't that what happened Jimmy? Not quite. I thought he's hit a tree There was one guy who was tweeting who was like a famous plastic surgeon

He was like tweeting and they discovered that he was tweeting at the very same area where he fell off the fucking cliff So he was just like texting while he was driving and not that's great. He went off the side I hope that's the most two in ten moment of my life when I'm going over those like through the Hollywood Hills Yeah, I mean I really it's crazy you get that you're able to drive that close to like certain death Yeah, oh well how about the fucking drive up to San Francisco if you take the coast oh? Oh, well, how about the fucking drive up to San Francisco if you take the coast? Oh Yes times where the left side of you is just cliff Yeah, the thousand famous places like in the world like in just other countries where I mean I've been to a few countries where you're driving. There's no rail your tires are just

Like along the edge like almost hanging off. It's fucking terrifying Yeah, fucking some other countries. Oh Man, this is why J1 countries were the only way to get is he's fucking rose to the mountains Sometimes there's boulders that fell in the way and you gotta move the fucking landslide and hope it doesn't hit you while you're driving Amazing all the years of driving for comedy and how long I've driven never seen a falling rock once Not once that is this falling rock never seen falling rock anytime ever I've only seen it on never hit a deer You never hit one deer. I was on a tour bus to hit a deer once that was pretty nice. I hit a rabbit recently Yeah, I tried though. Oh, did you know I think with your foot when you killed him

No, I did that actually happened to me recently. I was moving my lawn furniture because my fucking Mexican fucking lawn care people never move the furniture back to where it's supposed to be and I'm moving it back and I felt my Foot go into the ground and I heard beep beep beep beep and these baby bunnies jumped out of a bunny's nest Which apparently they're underground. I had no idea and Yeah, they fucking so Lewis reported those guys the ice What a piece of shit dude, come on this is here trying to live the American dream Yeah, the one jumped in my pool went belly up and I thought it was dead I scooped it out with the scuba third in the garbage. My girlfriend was like, are you sure it's dead?

I was like, I'm positive. It's dead. It was did you try feeding a carrot? She really did bring carrots out to these little broken bunnies I was like they don't want your carrots like these Stop trying to what they did actually I thought they were gonna die for sure because I call I call it was that it was a out to these little broken bunnies. I was like, they don't want your carrots. Like these fucking. Did they live? Stop trying to what's up dog, you rabbit. They did actually. I thought they were gonna die for sure. Cause I called, it was a memorial day.

Cause and I called like a rescue, an animal rescue place. And they were like, we're closed today. Call the cops, they'll come and get them euthanized. And we were like, no, I'd rather them die a slow death in my backyard. And eventually they just started hopping around. The one guy, we call him limpy. And he was just started hopping around the one guy. You know, we call them limpy and He was just fucking pushing himself with one leg and you should have glued there You should have glued their hands to their genitals and then hung them from something big

Another auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong Great the guy from in excess David Carradine now these rabbits so either lived or a hawk came and got him eventually But do you think that some of those auto-asphyxiation guys were murdered and they were set up to be humiliated and looked that way No, I think yeah, do you see now that now they try to take the jerking off part away from all those stories now Really? Yeah, they don't how many stories are you reading that are auto-erotic? But he's watched a whole documentary on it now Documentary sound garden jerked off to death Lincoln Park jerked off to anyone who hangs himself even Chris Cornell. Yes, well you I don't think he was jerking off to death

Was it you this is your theory that he thinks everyone theory? It's a strong theory. Did you make it yourself? Yes They who are you clear? You don't hang yourself from a fucking doorknob that low when you're not trying They flash knockout while they're doing it and then they just die because they're being choked They pass out. That's it. Yes 100% you heard it here first and Lincoln Park Williams Robin Williams, they said put a note but again, I think now the Since Michael Hutchins from NXS famously did that and David Carradine. That was news that made news They were they died from that. How good could it possibly feel?

We had a joke during sex. I've had people call in and choked out like why you're nuttin. I've heard people call in People say it mimics a lot of times a former addicts do it because it mimics like the feeling of like the high of like heroin Mmm, it's what they said, but that's just people who's called in to say that who knows but Because Michael Hutchinson and David it's like the first when you think of their name before you think of even in excess or any Of the songs you're like, oh, yeah, he died Jerking off David Carradine all those movies died jerking off So now they'd rather have you think they were just depressed and going through it than saying that because that's all you're gonna be known

For now, right? Theory it's not a bad theory if the family can hide that information I guess wouldn't you or that he was jerking off he killed himself The world doesn't need to know he's jerking off while I killed him So you'd rather feel that it was on purpose because he was desperate and sad Right, then he was such a weirdo that he had to jerk off and hang himself from a fucking doorknob I heard there's a conspiracy involved in the David Carradine one I think David Carradine had run afoul with some shady characters. Yeah, five venoms, dude

I think it was in Thailand wasn't it in Thailand or something like that where he won He's actually kung-fu is it uh, is there a conspiracy theory attached that we should call Sam Tripoli Rome the earth bring HPV to foreign He was kung fu when I was a kid when I was a little kid he was the guy that was doing Hi, Chang Kane Everybody called everybody grasshopper back then you have a getting choked while you have sex rules back then. Yeah, but getting choked while you have sex rules. All right, bring it back up. I guess you're talking about it.

I'm not really, dude. What I'm saying, I didn't. He's hanging on it. All right, but I'll choke you out while you whack it. David Carrey was wearing fishnet stockings and a dark wig when his body was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room. Grainy images printed in the tabloid tie wrath reportedly show Kung Fu actor suspended from a clothing bar in a closet.

Red woman's lingerie appears to be in the bed adjacent to the body. Oh, this is somebody who hated him. Yeah, that might be, right? He, okay, found with his hands bound above his head and a rope around his neck, wrist and genitals. How would one do that to themselves? Sore details of Kill Bill star's sexual life began to surface as the photos generated more questions about the actress' mysterious death. That seems like you couldn't do that yourself unless you're really really ingenious How do you how do you bound? It says hands bound above his head

How you do that and a rope around your neck wrist and genitals you need a really cool friend How are you doing that one-inch punch? One inch punch. Are you are you pulling it tight with your hands? What? Okay, yeah What's... fuck that Sorry, you look real gross Yeah, there's a lot of accusations involving He's giving his wiener the old five finger death punch

But I mean, what are the standards of like, in Thailand If they find you hanging, wearing women's lingerie Do they really really wanna investigate? They're probably like, just gonna kill themselves. I don't wanna touch that, it's icky. They're probably like, how is it autohorotic and fixation if his hands are tied up too, above his head? That's the weirder thing I never saw before,

those hands were above his head? That sounds like he had killed. That sounds like somebody walked away, well, it's one of those things, might've gotten carried away and somebody just left because they were like, oop, he's dead. Maybe a lady was giving him head and then he came and then blacked out and she couldn't get him off the ropes Yeah, she just split just fucking booted out of there now like thinking Parkinson's Garden

I was just jerking to each other's music. I think some of them are just depressed dude Bourdain was just depressed But who hangs there's so many people hang them faster ways to take care of it I don't have anything around them other than a rope and it's an impulsive decision It's also like a romantic way to kill yourself. It's like who's got rope You don't need rope in my garage. You need cord How about the guy your jizz sock from all your auto erotic Disficiation the guy that was connected to the Clintons that hung himself with electrical cord then shot himself with the chest with a shotgun 40 yards away

As the kids like to say was yourself Joe, how would you kill yourself you had to? Well gun is definitely the best way right? It's quick. Hey, but if you shoot like your front lobe off and don't do that Yeah, don't put it in your mouth like a real man. That was the fucking Richard Jenny Richard Jenny choke yourself He missed yeah, he missed and died later. Yeah, he died in the hospital that'd be my biggest fear is like shooting like Just angling it wrong and then just I saw a video of a guy who did that with a shotgun He just took off the front of his face and was blind. Oh lived. Yeah life is now worse Richard Jenny takes his life Dave Cooley. I never even tried to take Of his face was blind. Oh lived yeah life is now worse

Richard Jenny takes his life Dave Cooley I never even tried to take his own Richie Jenny was funny very funny back in the day. He was the fucking man He was depressed that he never wound up being a movie star I wanted to be like he wanted to be the next Jim Carrey You know he did they got close with the mask and they said just made it more bummed It's crazy because he's like to us all the comics back then he was the guy you know. Well he was on all those shows. Were you doing comedy at a time? Do you have performances on like A-list and Stand Up Spotlight or VH1? I did a bunch of those. Yeah I did a bunch of those. Caroline's Comedy Hour? Yeah I did that.

I did MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour. That was P Paulie right no that was Pauli was totally Pauli MTV half hour comedy hour was another show that would do you know you do like 10 minutes or something I forget what the time was VH wanted one of those was Rosie O'Donnell kind of hosted them. Yeah, yeah, yeah Those seem like it was a pretty fun time in comedy comedy was pretty polluted with like a lot of same old same old Yeah at the time but I mean like what a time to kind of like That's why I was funny when I was opening for David Tell all those years. He couldn't Get a grasp on like the change that I was experiencing that he because he was kind of like After three years like you want to go with me to this club again and I'd go absolutely

And he go aren't you headlining this place yet? It's like it doesn't work like that anymore. Because he's from a time where they said, if you got an hour of comedy together, then you tore, that's what they say. Well, Dave was way out of his time. When you tore that hour of comedy, he goes, you can't just do that.

Like you need a place to book you. Well, Dave, before, I mean back when I started, this is 21 years ago, like, people would just have their act. Do you remember Seinfeld's documentary, where he was like, he's like, I'm gonna get rid of my act after 20 years and have a new hour.

It's like, that's what everyone does now. The standard of comedy has changed so much. Yeah. I feel like Attell was always like that. He would turn over, he was very prolific. No, no, no, for sure. I'm saying he didn't get that, like, the change that now you have to be able to sell tickets.

Right. To get book places. It wasn't just like, well, you're one of the comics who has an hour in the country. Yeah. There was a time when it was that. It was like these guys just I think it was like the two coasts Really was all of it You know I mean then of the internet I think really opened it up to the rest of the country and it's like saturation

Yeah, you used to be able to go to clubs and build a market So you just keep returning you turn like once a year and after a few years people come to see you like oh big J's Coming he's really funny last time San Fran punchline stress factory or maybe two of the only clubs that really I know there's more Oh the the Providence comedy connection Let me go there and have enjoyed watching it be like you know giving me a couple hundred dollars for a weekend change over I open for you made $600 for the weekend as the headliner Yeah Yeah

They give you a chance and if you're good and they know you're good and they give you a chance, the people trust them because they've got a long history of booking good comedy. It's like, who's this guy? Is he good? Ah, let's take a chance. Right. But places got afraid.

I remember that hurt so much. I opened for Steve-O when he first started doing comedy. Stand-up, I performed. And I'd done DC improv with the tail and stuff before. And I did that weekend. And I hate when you go hat in hand to places and you get bad news I'm gonna go into the booker there who was like someone who's like so friendly to me now and she's great You know, but like it was so hard. I go. Hey, just now I'd love to come back and headline

Are you like in an off weekend? What is people don't want to do 4th of July Thanksgiving? Whatever and she goes. Yeah I'd love to but you don't sell any tickets. So it's all about selling tickets She's gonna laid it out like that And I just thought I was like well How do you I didn't know how to start making that happen? It's pretty when we started like Legion of Skanks and stuff Casting sort of created an opportunity for comics to the best yeah People they know us they feel like they're really like sitting here with us

Well, they really are right and we talk like this if we were in the green room. The difference between podcasts and everything else is we're really talking just the way we talk. Yeah. You know? Everyone also gets mad to it, like, what the thing is besides stand-up that makes it happen, whether it's podcasts, internet videos.

Yes. I've learned also to stop having that, because people get a lot too much wrapped into that. Like, there's a social media comic, or there's a whatever goes Buddy, I don't know my ex-wife does comedy and people ask me like are you mad that she does comedy like I can't judge Why anybody gets involved in it? I got involved because somebody suggested it to me. It's crazy to even want to to care It's like who gives a fuck why'd you do it goes? Oh, so I was having funny tweets

So I figured I'd give it a shot like okay Good enough reason as anybody else starts the first decade you don't even there's no path like what is the path to like even making money? You're just doing it blindly going I hope something happens eventually People get mad because I think there is a path now to making money very quick and people are doing it And so it's that right? It's the Howard Stern used to shit on put it was that our famous thing with him in Ari She's on the idea of podcasts, but when people were shitty about that I always understood his anger, at least I don't agree with it,

but I understand when he did the AM rate. Well his anger didn't make sense because he was already super famous. No, but his argument was saying, I had to do AM shift, 2 AM to 6 AM, in this shitty town, I had to do this, and I played music until they realized it would be better to let me talk 10 years later.

And he went through all that, then it's just like, well you could flip on a switch and if you have an audience already or connected to somebody who has an audience, you're doing it already? You're just doing it now. Well, also the difference is we all hang out with each other and do each other's podcasts,

whereas those radio guys all fucking hated each other. Like Howard Stern, he'd be taking Anthony. Yeah, they would talk shit about each other all the time. I don't think Anthony used to use to have was it Jocktober where they would just find shitty radio shows. Yeah, but have their fans torture. Yeah for an entire month Oh so funny little fucking brutal and yeah cut It was a different doesn't have to be right because it like you could only be the one big radio guy in Philly You know and if Stern was coming into Philly and if they're gonna open up like a syndication thing

He was gonna talk crazy shit on the big guy in Philly whoever it was or whatever city it was I do feel is interesting watching I wonder if this happens with every generation the comedy dollar gets stretched though because it is kind of funny not that it necessarily hurt I think the Now with like having these kind of sham I'm opening for shame of some of these arenas and stuff. It's amazing He's getting like 18, 20 some thousand people into these places and doing it. One, that's very difficult to think of new jokes

when you're doing comedy like that all the time. Well you do clubs. For sure, no I do clubs. You have to, no but I mean you have to. Like Shane will do clubs. Oh no, for sure. I'm just saying like, a ticket to see someone in an arena, before they'd be able to see everyone

They loved was coming through the improv or whatever and then a couple were doing theaters, right? Like now it's like it's a fucking night out at like a sporting event to go see comedy where it's like They might not have the money next week to go see me or Lewis at a club. I think it has changed It's interesting in that way Well, there's some people that just don't want to spend that kind of money go to an arena anyway And they'd rather go see someone in a club sure it's a better experience It's not comedy supposed to be the best experience though in an arena is in the round in the round That's how she does it's like a giant clots

It's like a giant club because the people on this side are watching the people on that side laugh and you're all laughing at each Other it's very intimate weirdly even though there's like I seen thousand people the comedy the only comedy I don't love at all of the three things clubs theaters is theaters theaters is Impersonal from the crowd enough and also personal enough that they could still do bad. It could turn on you a theater Possibly if you're not the person they're there to see or even if you know I mean there's like a Nick Swartz and thing that where he they turned on him well He was lit on Edibles. Yeah They were he they turned on him. Well, he was lit on edibles. Yeah

They weren't with him no matter what like they did turn on him something about the arena and again Shane's doing an hour at these Things which is impressive as hell for the 20 minutes. I have to do it's like how could this go bad? like it's just if Anyone's laughing in there. It sounds like a million Shane had a guy open for him. I don't want to trash the guy I heard it was a sound issue though, but he just like Dude, he just started getting booed To getting booed out of an arena is crazy crazy I mean you have to feel like It has to feel like it like being like you're getting the same reaction like that the visiting team gets when they go to that arena

Happen to a comic kill Tony arena shows to happen It's somebody somebody will do two jokes in a row that bomb yeah, and the crowds like fuck this guy And then it's almost fun. I think it's because people are in that environment. They think it's fun to do it Just you and TI got booed something what he was doing comedy like at a big arena. Oh, yeah Well, it wasn't you know didn't have it tight. No, he sure can't do that You can't just jump into you know But you can just lose them so like Damien Lemmon very very funny comic He did like the hot 97

Summer jam comedy thing and like they turned on him hard and when it turns it through the most famous one of all Bill Burr on the traveling virus to her opium Anthony back in the day and Philly Well, that's cuz they had turned on Dom I rare before yeah, and then he came out on everybody He said fuck this crowd and he spent 15 minutes. just shitting. It's one of the most beautiful moments Legendary moments in comedy. I'm from Philly and it's one of my favorite lines ever about Philly That is indicative of that town that I love was he says Joe Frazier is from here Who beat Mike tight or beat up Muhammad Ali? No, no statues to him or nothing and you have a statue of an a fictitious Italian heavyweight

You piece of shit through batteries at Santa Claus fuck this town It's a classic. It's great. He kept rattling off seven more minutes. Yeah, like I know that's funny He had to quit that tour because everywhere he went then they would start booing him because they do Cleveland now Yeah, that was like a that was like this before viral videos were happening like that right such shitty grainy footage But that's when I mean maybe my first year in comedy that happened a couple years in you just seeing that and it's like It's such a comics moment. We're like yes, just fucking what's a big pin? It's a big moment to have in comedy I said a few of them when you when silence doesn't scare you anymore or Just the most just I could talk into a microphone especially for 15 minutes under any circumstance

You know I mean like it'll suck if it's a terrible you got there already booing go out in the very beginning There's no one there, but like I'm not afraid of the moment This is a big thing to get over and that's what you know being scared for the moment Overseas the first time I was like do they even understand English here in England? The first five minutes if you're doing a headline except that's not going well, and you're like fuck. It's gonna be another hour Are you a longtime guy or do you try to do like like when you headline so I do an hour an hour Yeah, especially if I'm on the road. Yeah, Always. I don't really have an hour right now, so I'm like putting it together.

I think last night I did 50 minutes. You know, and like some of it, I keep forgetting my new stuff. You know, it's a lot of new stuff because it's all since August. Sure. You know, and I took a couple months off where I wasn't doing standup at all.

I was like, let me just refresh my brain. And then I hopped on, started doing other people's shows. Then I had some old bits that I'd never put on the special and I started bringing them back and piecing it together. But it's like, you gotta have a real set before you take that bitch on the road. You can't think you could have like a club 45 minutes and go do an arena.

Like if you're gonna do an arena. Oh, for an arena, for sure. Yeah, you gotta have a real set. So I work out in the clubs on the road. Have to. Particularly. I mean like, but it's. Burr said that back in the day. It's almost preparing for a special, really. Burr said work out in the clubs on the road. Have to. Particularly, I mean like, but it's, I don't. Burr said that back in the day. It's almost preparing for a special, really.

Burr said that back in the day when we were just talking about someone special, and he's like, he didn't do the clubs. And he's like, he's right. Like this person, like some persons, they start doing theaters, big theaters, and they do real well, and they just keep doing that only. Same opening act every time, crowd wants to see them,

and you develop like a, it's like a soft act Yeah, yeah, yeah, not good. You need clubs Yeah, but all Austin's great for that as well. So you would you did down here is you? You got a you've cultivated like Comedy fans that want to see edge your shit. They want to hear fucked up jokes, New York and LA They don't really like if you're just going on a random pop-in set at the stand or the cellar or The comedy store into some random show and they don't know who you are. He's not doing fucked up shit. They get very tight Hmm very tightly down here like you go in the main room of the mothership or at the creek I mean these they're comedy fans are like legit

It's become like a comedy destination kind of how like, you know people go to New Orleans for jazz Well, this town doesn't seem to feel like it has the same responsibility to correct bad behavior on stage that New York has and LA has sometimes. They want to let you know that you're out of line. They don't want you talking about a certain subject. Did you think there was gonna be, when you opened the club, did you foresee the dissension

stuff that happens just within the scene? The people that don't work there, bitching about for this reason, and the people who. It's a walled garden. And everyone goes, they got in there because of this, and I'm not in there because of this. They have a walled garden perspective.

You see a bunch of people having a good time and you're not involved. Fuck those people. It's normal. It's a natural reaction that people have to this intimate community of people that are all friends that are having a great time. It's normal to hate it Yeah, but it's not all wild comedy

There's a lot of like really clean comics that come here that kill like vet. J own is fucking pretty clean. He's hilarious He's hilarious sometime. Yeah, he's on And murders at the club East he's a beast it doesn't matter. It's just funny It's just whatever kind of funny you're into it as Holtzman comes and destroys. Yes I'm not even saying the bookings like one dimensional anyway I'm just saying that you can did you even foresee there be comics that we're gonna be eventually like club sucks anyways I don't hear about them. You stay away Yeah, I guess doesn't make its way to you

They wouldn't even you're gonna have people that complain about anything that they're not involved in sure They're gonna decide it sucks like how could it suck if you've got two days of open mics How could it suck if the comics get paid more than anywhere else? How could it suck if it's entirely set up for comedy? How could it suck if it's super supportive of the comedians? It gives them a path. What is the path for the young comic in? Well, there's a real there's a real talent coordinator. Adam Eak is a real talent coordinator. So he sits there and he watches your set.

He gives you advice. He'll have you come back and do it again. He'll give you spots on certain shows. They start developing comedians. And it's like anything else, like this business is about being likable and getting people to want to watch you succeed. Where it's like, you'll get your opportunity

if all the other comics are like, yo, this guy's funny, you should take a look at him. I've seen that happen directly. Can I get the lighter again? Yeah. Well, we have it set up for development. Like, the whole idea is like, you want to develop new talent there, and Kill Tony's

the best vehicle for that ever. You know, if you have a banger minute on Kill Tony, you could become a fucking star. And if you could reproduce that every week 59 times Kind of crazy that some of them have to do that. You know yeah, I mean, it's it's an incredible writing exercise It's kind of crazy the advice that I've given a young comic. You know 15 years ago I was young how we've done too

But it's like I would be like do not be on camera for the first Decade that you do comedy develop and act first But now a lot of these guys just they have the opportunity It's like you can't be detrimental if you really eat shit on it and you're like a three-year I don't think people remember people bombing on kill Tony where it'll be detrimental to your career. It could be but You bounce back and have a great set the next time and the people love you. I've sure that happened, too Look, it's you taking a risk when you do in a new minute every week. There's a real possibility might have a great set the next time and the people love you. I've seen that happen too. Look, you're taking a risk when you're doing a new minute every week.

It's a real possibility you might have a dud. Especially if you're new to the game, you've only been doing it four years, you've got some talent, but you know. I genuinely don't know. It's an interesting thing when I had to do it, essentially at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, yeah.

You guys were there, it's an interesting thing, they tried to whittle down in your head, like what the fuck is happening? Just a minute, yeah. Yeah, but they were all pumped to see you, so it was easier. You guys were there. It's an interesting thing. They're trying to whittle down in your head like what the fuck is happening? Just a minute, yeah. Yeah, but they were all pumped to see you, so it was easier. No, of course.

That's an arena atmosphere too. It's like it's our game to lose. The Garden, I think, was like the best arena Kill Tony show. Oh, it was amazing. It was like, it was really cool. I went both nights and whatever it was, like they were just, the crowds were so lit

on watching those shows. Like nobody got booed, there was no problems. Like super supportive. lit on watching those shows like nobody got booed There was no problems like super supportive super supportive. Well, some people got booed. This is people that bombed did that? Yeah, the one I think was someone right before me. Yeah It's look it's fucking hard to do man, and it's fun to watch someone just go out there and fail sometimes It makes the people that succeed look better. When I do Kill Tony as a panelist, I love watching somebody bomb, it's my favorite thing,

because then you just trash them, you get to fucking make fun of them. I thought that's what, when we started doing the show, I've been on, I've been a panelist on Kill Tony, I think I might have the number one amount of times, like 25 times I've been a panelist. And when we started doing it, like back in the day in the Comedy Store, in the Belly Room,

um, the most fun we would have is when somebody just had a hot one, and then we would just fucking trash them. It became way more supportive now. Like, the whole show format is like really like Tony trying to put guys over, but back in the day, we were just mean. It was just like a mean, evil fucking thing. It was so fun. Yeah. It evolved. Those a mean, evil fucking thing. It was so fun, yeah. It evolved.

Those Belly Room days were wild. Because half the crowd would be comics. There was no one there. It was fun, but he kept doing it. I mean, he fucking did it over and over and over again until he honed that motherfucker down like a samurai sword. No, I'm super impressed with it. Tony's the man, but that show itself is like...

I think it's inspiration for like Story Wars, you know, very different show. It's just the idea of like the live... The format and like... Yeah, yeah, that's... You know, Skanks has always been a live show, but the development of Story Wars has been very like... Well, it's also easier when you have a format.

Like we literally just set the table and then play, and it's like we don't have to really do much. So when you're on a podcast like this or like Skanks, you have to actually kind of like be a little bit more present and like just sort of like you're trying to connect with the comics In a different way when we are we do it's like a game show that we created and it's just super formatted So it's just kind of easy to just plug and play funny. Yeah. Yeah Well you guys by doing Legion of skanks just by the name itself It like opened up the door to wild comedy because it's like, you know, you doing Legion of Skanks, just by the name itself, it opened up the door to wild comedy.

Because it's like, you know what you're getting into. The show's called Legion of Skanks. Well, this was a brilliant idea that Jay had. Our secondary tagline is the most offensive podcast on Earth, and it's not. There's more offensive podcasts. But I think that's the reason we've never gotten in trouble is because you know exactly what you're gonna get.

It's crazy. For anybody to come in and- Why would you watch this if you don't watch the most offensive podcast? You look like an idiot if you start complaining about it. Exactly. Adam Kral had a great analogy about it when he did our show. He said, he was like this is what you guys, why you guys get away with it. He's like, like when Snoop Dogg goes to the Grammys, Snoop Dogg goes backstage and he lights a blunt and nobody's like you can't smoke back here. It's like you invited Snoop Dogg. You know what the fuck blunt. And nobody's like, you can't smoke back here. It's like, you invited Snoop Dogg.

You know what the fuck you're gonna get, right? And it's the same thing with us. I think people know what they're gonna get with us. We sort of, you know, play and have fun and do our thing. Well, you give an avenue for comedians that's like, you know, where people know what they're gonna get. And obviously people flock to it.

I mean, Skankfest sells out immediately. Yeah. So you guys, people love the vibe. It's fun It's just fun. We're not here to take ourselves seriously Broadcasting has done something for comedy. It's pretty amazing That I think broadcasters like the Howard Sterns. They had that all the time. It's very interesting when you meet the people they know you Inside now they know the time you told a story about the thing you fear the most and they know whatever and oh, yeah I do used to stuff like that where they'd be like hey your daughter picking a college and you go fuck you

I'm like, oh, I guess I talked about that on the radio this week. Yeah, so it's interesting It's weird you can forget that there's an audience out there sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, you know you forget sometimes Things you say have weight to them, you know No, absolutely we found out the hard way when started out, who knew what this was gonna happen when we started Legion of Skanks? We started Legion of Skanks pretty early podcast times. Not thinking about it. 14 years ago?

Don't you think even now sometimes you say things, you're like, gosh, I shouldn't have said that. No, unless it's about people. That's what we learned. We learned to stop making fun of retarded children on the internet because they families well we do sometimes but I've had to apologize to multiple families of mentally handicapped people because we've done bits on the show and I mean we've gotten into where they they would come to me and be like like what is wrong with you?

This is like a child that has like Down syndrome. We're like we had no idea that they didn't they get on the phone Lewis And they're like I didn't mind it was funny Like down syndrome were like we had no idea that they didn't they get on the phone Lewis and they're like I didn't mind It was funny Well, no the Twice now that happened and both times ended becoming very friendly with the family they came out to see me at shows they brought the kid now is your burden because That's a problem is like you're saying things with your friends like you would normally say right? But then you don't really wrong banking calls a corner

Talk just corner talk with the guy there's a real person on the end of these stories sometimes And that's the thing the only thing that changes I think in the beginning We would just say whatever there'd be a silly story and now I'm going like well alright Is this person gonna hear this and it's just a normal person who's like their parents are raising a special needs kid This is a tough enough life as it is buddy I felt terrible last time I came in here when mean you talked about I was like, you know Is that video going around that girl freaking out and I was just going like yes Just like she wasn't ready for this moment

But I went didn't say the name on purpose and there's so many videos on the internet They're like Jay takes a shit on this girl It's not what I did Well, you know sometimes you say things cuz you're just talking and you realize that kind of the person is gonna hear that I did That recently and I'd like to apologize to this guy. This is guy named Flint dibble who's an archaeologist and I said He attacks other archaeologists like Graham Hancock and he says some terrible things But what I did was very counterproductive what I said was like these weak bitchy men and I named him like and then He tweeted about it. He said I have stage four cancer and I fucking forgot he had cancer. I didn't mean him physically

I meant his behavior, but it made me feel bad. So I guess I was wrong What I said, I shouldn't have said like there's sometimes I say things I just think I'm talking with friends and I realize it's gonna hurt someone's feelings on the other and it's Counterproductive like I'm doing the exact thing. I'm accusing him of doing he's attacking other people I'm attacking him and we can be funny with anything. You don't need to like but I wasn't even being funny I was talking to an archaeologist. I just get me I got angry at this process that sometimes like establish archaeologists are attacking these people have legitimate ideas

But I I shouldn't have done it that way and you just Passion no, it's like I You know I talk about a lot of different things But I talk too often like I normally talk like sometimes when you talk about like a serious thing like you Probably shouldn't insult people it just it comes normal like fuck that idiot. You know you like it comes out sure and you go Yeah, shouldn't have you know we do that all the time you get loose you get a little too Comfortable well, I tell you also that's the smart move I said that Howard Stern did years ago that I'm trying to get better at and do when you think something's ridiculous Praise it and then use it and you could show everybody without having

to make fun of it themselves. Do you know what I mean? Oh right right right. To make fun of themselves. You can definitely do that. Well I do that sometimes when I'm questioning people and I know they're not telling me the truth and I'll say wait wait so what you're saying is and so I don't even have to like say that's ridiculous, that's fucking bullshit. I just let the internet have it. You know what I mean? Like Epstein didn't kill himself? You know like that kind of a deal? Like okay. You know like let the internet have it you know yeah, you go really mean like Epstein didn't kill himself You know like that kind of a deal like okay? You know like let the internet deal with this. I'm not gonna deal with this. This is like I could only be so pushy you know when people don't want to talk about a specific thing or want to give you a

An answer that you think is pretty much gaslighting you like okay, so that that's a real UFO all right You might you know I have people coming here all the time that I know are bullshitting me I know they are like I feel it you know and sometimes it's just like all right just what are you gonna call them sometimes sometimes but like sometimes I don't know who is the guy years ago you had an argument with but it's good again sometimes when vernacular causes the problem I think at the time you were just like in a rhythm of saying the word bitch at the end of a sentence a lot and you said something you go you're like come on bitch you can't think that way bitch and he was like you're calling

me a bitch a lot you're pulling the shit out of me who was that oh yeah that's right where it was a weed conversation yeah yeah yeah I thought I was talking to him like a comedian just go along with it He got genuinely offended. He's like Yeah, we said we're bullying him because we're like researching information live that was countering what he was saying It was and he didn't have access to it. I was like, all right, you know, whatever so I just thought real bitch I was trying to be a good host and I wasn't and I was being too like a comet Like I could talk to you that way and we would have fun. I could talk to you that way. We'd have fun

He wasn't he was a little serious. She can call those bitch all day I promise some people just get off on the sky if you're choking me while I jerk off Some people just get serious and you don't realize they're serious like oh you're serious like you're really upset Okay, cuz we're so used to talking shit. It's so normal. Yeah, like when people talk shit about me. I'm like, yeah, I would do that Famous to not you can't get offended you're so big at this point that it's just part of the territory That's part of the problem with saying things like about that flint dibble guy You don't think about it while you're saying it like you're saying it to millions of people Yeah, it's like it's notble guy, you don't think about it while you're saying it. You're saying it to millions of people. It's not just talking.

You're like, ah. The guy's dusting off a raptor bone and you just see a tear hit it because he's listening to you in his headphones. That guy's a dumb idiot. I genuinely feel bad. My raptor bone. But it's like, I actually didn't have a bad time talking to him. We had to confront him on this one thing because he accused Graham Hancock of being attached

to white supremacy and and this like weird thing about Atlantis like how does that have anything like and he tried to deny it and we pulled up the quote that he did because he says no blacks in Atlantis now this is like this thing that these people do when they try to discredit things like certain academics will do well they'll connect what you're doing to racism or homophobia they'll just try to like virtue-sigil their way into a position where everything you're doing is wrong. And it's the thing about Atlantis is a weird one.

It's like it's apparently at one point in time there was some white supremacist that like was pushing the theory of Atlantis being this great white race, but that's not what any of the people that are legitimately trying to research it think. They think it was in sub-saharan Africa You think black people gonna let their hair be wet all the time

I'm no archaeologist, but I am a bitch Atlantis is you think they get in the water. Oh, is it the underwater? They believe was this structure. There was a series of concentric circles that had like a lake running through it. It's like really fascinating, because there's this place called the Richard structure in South Africa, and this is another one of those things

that archeologists argue about, because this thing looks like Atlantis, and there's this guy named Jimmy Corsetti, and he gets labeled a Nazi for talking about it. It's like weird stuff man Where they try to make you look like you're racist for pursuing this idea I don't defend that if you defend a person for defending racism You're defending racism becomes this whole stupid argument that nobody really believes and it only exists on the internet

Nobody in real life gives an amy of they believe it And if they don't believe it they use it as a. And they'll use it as a tool to dismiss you. But this is the one of the things that came up during that cop topic that when even archaeologists come up with a new timeline for things where it throws the old history into a tizzy, they attack them. Like in the we Graham Hancock brought up this concept of Clovis first. They used to think that the Clovis people like like 13,000 years ago, were the first people in North America. And this one guy found evidence of people that lived a long time ago, and they fucking

ruthlessly destroyed his career. They attacked this guy. And it turned out he was right. And they found these footprints in White Sands, New Mexico. They're 22,000 years old of human beings. So they were probably living here even before that. And but they destroy people that come up with an idea that throws their expertise into question. And that's what they're they're all doing with Graham Hancock. They what they do is he's pointing out that there's some real evidence that

perhaps there was an advanced civilization that was thousands of years older than we think civilization started at. no crime and only three-pointers Well, it is in Africa. That's the fascinating thing. It's all in Africa Egypt's in Africa You know this all this sub-saharan stuff where they think the recharge structure when we show show them what it looks like It's crazy because the area when you zoom out looks like it was hit with a massive flood Like everything looked like all water erosion, like it was like massive amounts of water just destroyed the landscape. It still looks like that today. And it's in the exact same plate. Like it's, it's the mountains are north

of it, the seas below it. That's what it looks like. And that is like the size that Atlantis is described in, in Plato's recollections of it or Plato's stories about it. You know there's a lot of debate about it but the position that it's in and the weirdness of what it is makes a bunch of these ancient history guys that really believe in Atlantis just like they really believed in Troy they thought it was they thought Troy was mythical until they found it and then they're like oh geez Troy was a real thing So there's a lot of these people that are the gatekeepers of

Academia and they they don't want anything to be dated older than what they've established and what they've taught in lectures And oh cuz everything's wrong then everything's wrong. Well, everything is wrong. There's weird stuff like Lebanon Have you seen those those fucking stones in Lebanon? No there's these Immense, I think they're called a Trilith on stones or the trillion stones They're so fucking big and they're supposed to be somebody's moved these from a quarry and placed them a place And you look at him like how? How long ago and then there's older stuff there's stuff that's built on top of it. Look at this Works here, but I think it's a brontosaurus that a man is controlling ball back That's what it is

Look at the size of these fucking stones and if that one up and the top in the center right to the right of that Jamie that one so that shows you the size of these fucking stones that are in place like if you put a person next to them They'd be like these are five meters high That's fucking bananas. How many miles per hour is that? I don't know. I was 25 feet. So those are 25 feet high 15. Oh, sorry, three is three, right? Yeah. Sorry my math sucks, obviously But these stones weigh some fucking insane amount and there's no explanation. Those cornerstones, that's all one giant piece. And where, how? How the fuck did you do that? And there's a bunch of shit in Malta. They found

Neanderthal bones. Maybe Neanderthals were in Malta and maybe the land bridge was connected. And there's all this confusion about the date of these like ancient structures. It seems like people built other structures on top of them and When they find stuff like this There's like this great resistance of anybody to try to like say they don't understand it They always try to come up with some sort of an explanation even when it doesn't make any fucking sense Wasn't the the Coliseum wasn't it completely underground at one point? They discovered it? No, no, no, no. This finks was underground, but the head was above it

and then they cleared out the sand. The Colosseum was- You came off stupid as shit there. I don't think it was underground. No, no, the Colosseum has always been there, but they did used to be able to get water in it. They used to have water fights. They had boat fights in there.

It was crazy. Bro, imagine- Really cool shit. Watching people get eaten by lions in front of everybody. what that was like well back then you had a son They didn't like they would have these games and they would bring in like, you know They would have like hunts and they would have like animal fights and shit like that But it's like back then to see a giraffe it looked like an alien like they didn't they did no idea what they would bring in Oh, yeah, Africa like rhinoceros. These people didn't have YouTube. They were traveling. They had no idea. It was like literally like you're watching aliens fight.

Have you been in the Coliseum? Yeah, it was incredible. Did you see those things where they lift them up to the floor and the lines will pop out? A whole pole. They had underground, they have a whole pulley system where like they have elevators and they would have slaves like pulling people up and it was a whole show. It was a really cool thing. We appreciate you saying slaves lower. If they had that right now, if they had that right now we would watch it Yeah, if there's something on YouTube like I've already seen have you seen the night fights or guys dress up in armor and beat the fuck Yeah, Harrington Harrington. He does the commentary for it. He's like the Joe Rogan of night fighting

Each other with battle axes and oh, yeah a scepter strike to the leg But it's like if they look tough and then they take their helmets off and they're just fucking virgins It's like she's really nerdy fat dudes preemptive bowling. Some of them know how to fight though I've seen ones where guys take guys down leg kick on their MMA guys that are getting into it It's just another like outlet Another outlet part part of the floor of the Coliseum is buried until the mid 19th century. Oh you were right. There you go I knew yeah one for I don't want to correct you Jimian floor lay buried under 40 feet of earth all memory of its function even existed

What is is that the floor that lifts up? Is that what that is? Yeah, the floor there was stuff sticking out of it And then they went and they so they they uncovered that there was like an entire underground system like All really someone cover it up what did you go back to that description Jamie because I think it explained that someone covered it up They destroyed most of Rome's I'm sure as part of it. I wonder why they did that They were using all this shit for my the the tour that I did to the Coliseum was Lini fixed it What we saying Jamie what you say they were using the pieces of the city for construction or whatever else they're building new stuff You know same with like the the pyramids

Musalini what a monster I go clean the floor of the Coliseum they did that with the pyramids They stole the fucking stones on the outside of it. Yeah, well people are so gross Yeah, that's crazy. Well, it's like the Trevi fountain a few years ago in Rome They they poured like black ink in it or something just protesters It was like they literally had to drain the fountain and it took like however many months to clean it It was fucked up the Coliseum architects made changes to allow new methods of stagecraft other changes were accidental fire sparked by lightning in to allow new methods of stagecraft other changes were accidental fire sparked by lightning in 217 ad gutted the stadium sent huge blocks of travertine plunging into the hypogium

What our area so not to 17? How do they have those facts Coliseum was really cool. I learned more about it. I did a Like a gladiator training program with my son They like that it was like a little like place you went and I learned so much about the Coliseum doing That more than the tour the tour was boring your shit. I went in like August. It was 110 degrees out. It was insane He's aggressively trying to make his son straight But that was that was a cool experience like it's fucking cool as shit They didn't kill each other the gladiators like that's all like it's a war That's all lies It was none of it because it was like pro wrestlers if your gladiator killed another gladiator

The the guy who owned that gladiator would have to pay The other guy who owned that gladiator they're all slaves. It was all just shows like pro wrestling They would cut each other, but they had like big like fat bellies, so they wouldn't cut each other's organs They do how to like do it in a certain way. It was all show. Really? It did happen once in a while, but that was more rare when you see an actual death. So occasionally they would fight for real to the death. I don't even, yeah, I'm sure occasionally they did.

Where did you get all this information? From my gladiator training program. Really? Yeah. The guy's certified. Hmm. I mean, what are you gonna do, argue the guy's certified? But like the different weapons

and the costumes they would wear and like the type of armor they would wear is like there was like, you know Whatever like, you know a couple dozen different types of guys You'd be like, oh, that's the guy with the fucking mace and like a certain helmet and it was like it was free as well All the people in Rome there wasn't a ticket price the government would sponsor it so it was just to get people like, you know, keep them happy and Fucking the richer you were the closer you were like all the peasants would be up in the rafters right but uh so the movie gladiators Bullshit, so you know I was bullshit. There was no thumbs down thumbs up what? Common misconception gladiators always fought to the death the winner survived the loser died very rarely and usually with special dispensation from the emperor

Would there be be sign me so Battles which automatically meant death for the loser with no chance of being spared so occasionally they died Yeah, very rarely they don't but they were like celebrities like the gladiators would come out and they were like wow Some historians say wait a minute one in five died in battle. That's a lot others say one in ten Wait a minute one in five died in battle. That's a lot others say one in ten Most only lived to their mid-twenties which compared to taste Well, they would die of their injuries very often not be it wasn't like it was fight to the death They just didn't have medicine like yeah, they would get stabbed and stabbed infected gladiator two is right though, right? But that I mean when he's talking about the water they would fill it up with water and have boat fights

That was a real thing in gladadiator. Oh, I see. No, I'm bummed out. I thought they really fought to the death. Like every time? Yeah. Yeah. God damn, dude. Well, I've got bad news about the WWF also.

Oh my God. You know what? I might as well pull the bandaid off if we're already here. Wrestling also. But it was, yeah, it was akin to pro wrestling. They would have personalities and people would like. That was a problem in Japan in the early days of MMA. Some of the fights were fixed

Yeah, you could tell and they could tell like certain guys would win by leg lock You can stop and she'd have professional wrestler like promoters do those MMA fights Was this a general describing the animal hunts they did but I'll skip ahead to this part here animal hunts they did, but I'll skip ahead to this part here. Hypogeum played a vital role in these staged hunts, allowing animals and hunters to enter the arena countless ways. Eyewitnesses describe how animals appeared suddenly from below as if by magic, sometimes apparently launched high into the air. The hypogeum allowed the organizers of the game to create surprises and build suspense.

A hunter in the arena wouldn't know where the next lion would appear or whether two or three lions might emerge instead of one. Yeah, out of those like trap doors in the bottom, a lion would just jump out and then, and you're watching a dude like hunt lions. How cool is that though? This uncertainty could be exploited for comic effect.

He goes, guys, I'm not afraid of no bullshit ass lion. I fuck a lion. He's right guys, I'm not afraid of no bullshit ass lion. I fuck a lion. He's right behind me, isn't he? Emperor Galenius punished a merchant who had swindled the empress selling her glass jewels instead of authentic ones by setting him in the arena to face a ferocious lion. When the cage opened, however, a chicken walked out to the delight of the crowd. Galenius then told the herald to proclaim he practiced deceit and then had it practiced on him the emperor Let the jeweler go home. Whoa, so they let people so wasn't that killed them days later. They were less mean than we thought

Yeah, yeah, it's still pretty brutal. Well, it's fucking brutal time to be alive back Yeah, man, you'd one of five got to live relax Number 10, maybe one and ten maybe Maybe even one in 10, no big whoop. I bet a lot of dudes are sliced up though. You ever see those Nazi dueling scars where the Nazis in the, like when they were in like military school, they would have duels with sword fights

and their faces would get slashed up and that was like their badge of courage. So all the Nazis that came over for NASA, they all had these like crazy Nazi doing scars. All over their faces? You ever see those? Bro, it's so creepy. They do the shit we do now in arenas too with like t-shirt guns. Snacks fell from the sky.

Snacks, as abundantly as hail, one observer noted, along with wooden balls containing tokens for prizes, food, money, or even the title to an apartment, which sometimes set off violent scuffles among spectators struggling to grab them. Nothing changes today. Nothing. There used to be a blimp that would go around the Sixer Stadium and drop coupons for hers potato chips, and I've seen people fall off of balconies for them. It was as hot as a boiler room in the summer, humid and cold in the winter, and filled

all year round with strong smells from the smoke, sweating workmen packed in the narrow corridors and the reek of the wild animals Did people just shit in the holes what they always did you know where would you go if you're hot and you're drunk? And everybody's got the plague all right boys should we wrap this bitch up sure yeah, let's bring it home Thank you so much. Are we in there are we officially in the rogans fear now? Yeah, you're in You're always in all right. You said it here. So you're always in what the fuck you're talking about We just don't see each other enough. Please watch my specials. Yes, they both are awesome anything Yeah, check out stories mine and big Jason podcast story wars, which is great. And

Yeah, I got a book actually, you know what I'm you wrote a book. I'm writing. I'm almost done with it It's coming out December 2nd. It's a pre-sale right now on Amazon. What's it about? It's my childhood memoir. Oh wow. Yeah, it starts off with the... What made you want to do that? A dude who wrote other books was like... Knives and spoons. Yeah.

A memoir. Yeah, he was like, hey dude, I can get you a book deal. And I was like, really? And then I started working with him on it and yeah, it's just, it's been good. It's dark, it's funny, it's fucked up. It's about just my fucked up childhood and finding comedy. I always admire someone who can write a book. Yeah. Like I always admired Norton. He's written a couple of books Yeah, damn wrote a whole book actually wrote a book. No one's a man. No one's in town right now. Yeah. Yeah, he's here He's doing story wars tonight. No Where he gets you guys at the Creek? No, we're at your club. Oh, you're my club

It's a little Joe knows about his own. What time is it? This is our path 730 and 1030. Why don't you come Joe? Why don't you come on story wars? I don't have any good stories that Used them all I've had two thousand five hundred fucking episodes have used them all up. You don't need good stories I'll tell you all is it be something goes once on an archaeology journey One time I was talking to the director of the CIA. It's like well that must be Joe to get a black bear from a helicopter with a crossbow Appreciate you guys. Thank you a lot of fun. Thank you. All right. Bye everybody