The Joe Rogan Experience - #236 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: July 5, 2012

Joe sits down with Eddie Bravo.

the joe rogan experience brian i want you to apologize to all the nice people out there in the world i'm sorry i logged into the wrong you stream account and I guess the sound was too hot also so the sound was too hot yeah well I had to restart the computer and every time I restart the computer it always goes back to all the defaults for some reason so like the sound is really hot and my like login is saved in this you stream that things that automatically I just hit you know no it and my login is saved in this Ustream thing so automatically I just hit, you know. It screws everything up

so every time I restart I have to make sure everything is smoking weed before it fucks everything up. You know what we do? We need a little yellow checky, checklist thing for you. Make sure what channel you're on. I think the weed gets too much blame. You know what I mean? The weed gets a bad one.

No, it does. It mean like when i'm when i'm doing stuff like you get stoned in it you get and everyone's like all right let's start now let's start now you're like oh okay you know i'm just one dude dude i'm just trying to i'm just trying to back up weed you know what i mean it gets a bad rap speaking of weed we got tommy chong is going to come on the podcast on monday that's awesome, that should be very fun. He apparently is using that Rick Simpson thing. Have you heard that? Cannabis oil.

There's some oil that you can make with cannabis. It's supposed to be super, super healthy for people who have cancer. A good friend of mine came to LA. He's from the East Coast. He's got brain tumors in his head. And he's supposed to die in six months. This was about a year ago. And he's hardcore 10th Planet. He's one of my top soldiers for sure.

He, man, it's weird. Because in the position that we're in, we get a lot of people with, you know, there's a lot of people out there that have cancer that are fans as well. You know what I mean? We're dealing with, you know, this is not an uncommon thing to have a student or someone come to me and have cancer.

This happens all the time. People are like dying and it's crazy. The spot that we're in, we're like, fuck. Well, there's a gigantic amount of people in this country. Yeah. You're going to run into some people that are sick and it's it's it's um it's very humbling well this guy he you know he started that cannabis oil therapy and his last checkup the tumors stopped not only did they stop growing that they they shrank like 40 percent and his doctors are like amazed at what's going on and he's on this cannabis oil therapy it's becoming really popular now you go you know there's reports I don't even think it

makes you high right no it doesn't right no it doesn't make it at all so it's it's not even an issue whether or not it's people are taking this and getting getting high on it that the only way um pot gets your highs if you heat it up i guess that's what's been explained to me like you can't just eat it but when you eat it if you just eat like the leaves it's really healthy they say like marijuana like the flowers and the leaves are incredibly healthy for you like really it's great thing to juice like people should juice actual that's becoming more popular now yeah so i have a friend who who's it just i don't know his tumors are

shrinking which is crazy and doctors are baffled but he's been on that that cannabis therapy and it's working and it's and it's becoming more and more popular and all these studies are coming up well real legit scientific studies that have shown that marijuana shrinks tumors. It seems like every week or every other week, there's this new study that comes out that proves that somehow marijuana can cure some kind of cancer here or some kind of cancer there. And it's becoming so popular that I don't even retweet all of them. There's just too many damn studies. It's true. You look like an asshole. I'm like, them. There's just too many damn studies. It's true. You look like an asshole.

I'm like, shit, there's just too many fucking studies. So I'm only retweeting the juiciest stories. It's crazy. There's all this evidence, all this proof that marijuana is this wonder plant. It's not just an ordinary plant. It's not just a plant. It's like an alien. It's a magical plant.

There's all this proof, and people still deny. And it's still a Schedule I's like an alien magical plant there's all this proof and people still deny yeah and it's still a schedule one drug how crazy is that coke and heroin are scheduled too yeah because they have medicinal use yeah supposedly yeah that's crazy yeah yeah it's completely ridiculous how about that video of that one congressman yeah grilling that chick yeah from the dea that chick is brilliant she deflected everything beautifully oh my god you know all illegal drugs are dangerous all illegal drugs are bad yeah she was brilliant you know you know the da's watching like in a dark room laughing their asses off going that was brilliant you know she got like a 500 000

bonus and for that really I thought was a real terrible She looked brilliant. Well, nothing's gonna happen from it Oh, they just needed someone to go out there and jibber jabber and just get past it and whatever and then they don't give a fuck And they got it. They got an old lady. They got an old lady How so it's easy for a guy if you don't think think too deeply about it You're like here's how could I be against an old lady who's trying to keep us off drugs? think too deeply about it. You're like,

how could I be against an old lady who's trying to keep us off drugs? You know what I mean? An old lady trying to keep us off drugs. So a lot of people without thinking... How old was she?

She was in her 30s or 40s? No, she was like 60. Was she really? Yeah, she was old. They got her old lady up there. See, all I got out of that was that she was joyless. I didn't get her age.

I got just this joyless woman out there working. Brilliant. She's the best. Old lady, come on and just say whatever whatever they're like laughing in the back room because you don't really they don't really they're not really accountable nothing really is gonna do you think that yeah do you think like they don't know all the truth and shit they know it they're trying to suppress it so how do you suppress it fuck where they go they want to grill someone in the

da i'm not going you go no i'm not. And then they fucking make the secretary go out there and promise her a million dollars. Just say drugs are bad. Just say drugs are bad. Yeah. And it worked. Because it's on video and it's not going to change shit. And it was like, you know, she tried to, you know,

different addictive properties. All drugs are bad. Drugs are illegal. Is marijuana more addictive than heroin um i don't uh they're both illegal and both but what is more more addictive marijuana or heroin which in your opinion is more addictive uh but both have addictive properties both are illegal you can only choose a or b yes exactly it was but it's like jeopardy on saturday you are an expert on this you should know this is marijuana more dangerous than pills than prescription pills

all drugs are illegal and all drugs she was brilliant it was perfect it's so weird it so represents like if it was a movie and this was like the frustrating point in the movie where people were starting to get all the information, starting to realize that this structure that they've got set up, you don't have to live this way. We just live this way because it's been set up for us before we had any information on how things are really going on behind the scenes. And then you see something like this. I mean, this is the thing that would make people rise up.

If that was really the drug enforcement agency, that was really their attitude. That's really their take on it. That's really a spokesperson for this. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, watch that video. It's congressman grills DA agent or something. It's hilarious It's talking about like fucking prescription pills. They're talking about abusive prescription pills But you know what? They're not talking about stopping those prescription pills from being made. Someone's always going to get them. Someone's always going to have a backache. Someone's always going to have... You can't stop prescription pills

and make prescription pills. You can't do both. Yeah. So you're never going to stop them. That's horseshit. So when they say that they're looking to cut down on illegal prescription drugs, like, whatever.

What kind of a fucking smoke screen is that? How much money is that even? How much money is it compared to the legal ones? The people who are legally selling the exact same shit. But because a doctor says it's cool to take Oxycontin every day for the rest of your fucking life, you're down. And the next thing you know,

whoa, you're a junkie. That's legal, thoughie that's legal though that's legal but marijuana you can't grow you can't eat this incredible plant even if you were completely uninterested in getting high if you just said the nutrition of this plant is unquestionable if you look at the amino acid profile if you look at all the nutrients in it look at the fiber and it's an incredible superfood it's better than than kale. It's like, but it's so expensive, you could never eat it because it's illegal. But if it was legal, it'd be cheaper than fucking kale. That would be a real problem. I know a bunch of people that lived in Northern California that prosper off of the illegality of it that were arguing they were going to vote against it

if it came on the ballot. They're like, we make more money if it's illegal. They were ready to go gangster. They would rather go gangster and then make a little extra money than have it. That's like contrary to the whole idea behind weed in the first place. Money takes precedence. Yeah. It's amazing.

It's amazing how strong the pull is in some circumstances. Over what would be good for humanity. You know, man, fucking I got an ATV I gotta pay for. You know, can you imagine that? Some asshole's growing weed and he's like organizing people to try to stop the initiatives to make it legal. Fuck, keep it illegal, dude. Keep it illegal. Just you and me, bro.

Work together. I'll get you the weed. give me the cash selfish can you imagine so how self-hating would you have to be to be a a pothead who grows weed and you vote against it being legal piece of are you dummy yeah that's some silly bitches don't see spider-man i won't see spider-man we talked about this earlier before we uh were brought to the wrong channel toby mcguire is the way better spider-man's funny yeah the new one's not it seems cold you can't keep rebooting man no i think they should reboot it one more time and then just forget that last one. Just bring Tobey back and not explain anything.

Well, the coolest part was they used slow motion a lot, kind of like Matrix stuff. They used it a couple times, and it was really beautiful. So I think they should slow down the movie, make it slow, but Tobey Maguire doing jokes. Dude, I thought Tobey Maguire was awesome with Batman. I thought it was perfect. Or Spider-Man.

Spider-Man, rather. Did I say say batman yeah except for the third parker i mean he he like was a perfect peter parker yeah perfect perfect it's exactly what i imagined when i was reading the comic book where this guy seems like i'm twilight spider-man and i got emotions i get bruised and scratched oh no you know yeah oh you bitch and then there was some really cool scenes where they tried to do like like a like if you were the person like you know like i'm spoiling right now no no not not at all i'm not giving away any plot this this is like more effects and stuff but there's probably like first person shooter style like where they just failed at it like it's like you know how like in a video game where you see the arms come and you right was it 3d it was 3d imax and it was just

like these little hands like here in the corner or something i'm like no it's not you're not doing it right like it so you want like a full arm if they slowed it down like like if you were in first person mood while he's swinging you know made it look super cool i think that would be way better than then i don't know it's just spider-man by the way is way more badass than an actual spider. If a spider was the size of Spider-Man, he wouldn't be able to fucking shoot webs that far and explain the things and pull himself around. They explained the technology this time behind it. I don't know if I like that. And also, they redid the whole Uncle Ben thing.

The whole time, you're like, you don't care because you know what's going to happen to him. You saw how it was going to happen in the previous thing it's like and before it used to be in a comic book you know it wasn't translated in person in a movie so you're gonna see it again i had to see it kind of again and they changed it a little yeah that is kind of whack right like once you do that in a movie like you got mary jane wasn't around it kind of freaked me out she was no mary jane at all no m Jane. It bugged the hell out of me. You sons of bitches. And I don't know, man.

It was fun, but it kind of bummed me out. It just didn't feel like Spider-Man at all. There was no humor in the whole thing. And Spider-Man as a comic book was humorous. Eddie Bravo hates superhero movies. The only superhero I like is Flash you ever see kick-ass flash there was never a big flash movie was there i'll go see that that's it other than that do you see kick-ass i like that yeah that's kind of cool yeah you just don't like like stupid like

captain america flying around shield and stuff i know most people like that obviously because they come out with three of them every year right it. I know most people like that shit obviously because they fucking come out with three of them every year at least. I know most people like that shit. I'm in that small minority that I wish I fucking liked. I wish every time

a fucking new Batman came out I got excited. So you saw the new Batman preview and that doesn't interest you? That doesn't do fucking anything for me.

Wow, that's crazy. That new Batman looks fucking like I shit myself crazy. I was not a dc guy when i was growing up i was a marvel guy me too there's something about that i fucking i feel like i'm still prejudiced against batman or something because i don't really care about it as much as like the avengers yeah like the avengers i was fucking pumped man same way and that that movie

delivered did you like the avengers i didn't see it. How dare you, Eddie Bravo? Everybody liked it. Dude, just for the Hulk alone, it's awesome. The Hulk is amazing. It's the greatest Hulk of all time. They nailed it. It's like, they used to do the Hulk, and it was like, you know, first he did Lou Ferrigno. He did a great job for a person.

I mean, if you're going to get a person to play the Hulk, that's the perfect guy, right? Giant fucking dude. But he was never anything like the Hulk in the comic books. The Hulk in the comic books was not a man. It? Giant fucking dude. But he was never anything like the Hulk in the comic books. The Hulk in the comic books was not a man. It was just fucking freak. This crazy big freak thing that is so fun to watch when he gets mad. When the Hulk gets mad, you think about, god damn,

could you imagine if you could do what that guy could do? He could fight anything! The Hulk is unafraid of anything. He smashes everything in front of him. He smashes all the time. He smashes gods. He grabbed a god and smashed him. Just smashed him all over the ground. The fucking rubble's breaking up.

You have to like smashing, Eddie. When you watch it, it's so fun. I'll give it a chance. I'll give Avengers a chance. Just the Hulk alone is so fun. Okay, I'll give it a chance. He fucking goes after a jet. Like a jet is shooting missiles at him. And he gets. He fucking goes after a jet. Like a jet is shooting missiles at him,

and he gets fucking mad and goes after the jet. I mean, to be the Hulk would have to be, if there was one thing you could do, if they could give you some sort of a neural implant, what is that movie? Total Recall type experience, where they simulate a reality for you, and you get a chance to try it.

What would you like to do? I would like to be the Hulk. Can I be the Hulk in an artificial reality for you and you get a chance to try it like what would you like to do i would like to be the hulk can it be the hulk in an artificial reality for just one hour you know how fucking badass that would be you could fly you can jump and fly through the air bullets bounce right off you like nothing you could smash i i would want to be spider woman pissed off mood all the time yeah but you would only be fighting bad guys miraculously. The Hulk never hurt any good guys. The correct answer is Spider-Woman, though. Does she have the same powers as Spider-Man? But she's a woman.

She's got boobs and a vagina. So for one hour, you get to be Spider-Woman, plus you can play with your boobs and vagina for an hour. That's the best win. That's ridiculous. You want to be a woman. You'd rather smash than do that? Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Because a lot of spiders, when you fuck the female, the female the female kills the male that happens all the time and then you kill some dude yourself and swing around new york some bees apparently when they orgasm die too did you know that really yeah some bees certain bees like when they orgasm their dick explodes and they die the nature has a way of making sure this is just not an overflow, making sure that, you know, we've got to even out this population thing, and the female spider does not trust that male motherfucker. So after he impregnates her, she's like, yeah, I'm done with you.

And she just jacks him, which is really kind of fucked up, but probably a good idea. I mean, if she loves her babies and she's going to have babies, is she going to trust all 1,000 of her babies with this cunty male spider around? He might just eat the babies if he's fucking hungry. She's like, I can't take that chance. I just got to jack them, so she jacks them. I guess what was wrong about Spider-Man,

I guess the Amazing Spider-Man was a different storyline than, I guess, one of the other Spider-Mans. Oh, so the comic book itself. Wasn't the Amazing Spider-Man was a different storyline than, I guess, one of the other Spider-Mans. Oh, so the comic book itself. Wasn't the Amazing Spider-Man the only main one? Like, the rest were like Peter Parker and the Amazing Spider-Man? Oh, I don't know. I mean, you're getting me. I can't remember now. You're nerding me the fuck out.

There was a web of Spider-Man. Way too far. I don't even know. So now I'm really confused. Sorry, nerds. I, uh... You fucked up. I fucked up. Yeah, well, you can't... I remember Mary Jane, though, being jane though being your fault though they can't be changing plots like that amazing spider-man was mary jane make up a new superhero all right you have to keep changing don't change spider-man right eddie probably doesn't give a yeah eddie would get mad we would go to movies like well i know this guy's gonna live

he always would get upset you could never just enjoy it you know it was like this is so stupid iron man's badass man there's some there's something about movies that i could figure out if i could figure it out i hate it if it has me on my toes and it's totally unpredictable and has a really good storyline obviously but that's what i'm into i like i like not knowing that's what gets me excited knowing what's going to happen uh you know all that all that CGI it takes for Batman to be, he's like in seven fights per movie. Seven big episodes where he almost dies. He's fighting all this.

All that work that's so expensive and so grand, it looks so beautiful. For me, I'm a minority, that doesn't mean anything for me. It doesn't do shit. You didn't grow up watching cartoons much, did you? Or any of that stuff. I wasn't into comic books. I watched cartoons.

I watched the superheroes, I guess. The Super Friends. And I was like eight. Did you like Star Wars growing up? I did like Star Wars growing up. Did you enjoy Avatar? I liked Avatar. Okay, but that was a super predictable movie, man.

That was a complete comic book movie. Avatar was the ultimate predetermined ending movie. No, a superhero movie is the most. You know Spider-Man's going to live. You know he's going to be a bitch. No, no, no. The Avatar dude was going to live. He lived through the whole thing.

He became one of the member of the noble people himself. No wasn't avatar wasn't as predictable as spider-man come on no way ah dude spider-man's the most predictable movie i wouldn't say i wouldn't batman or superman all that shit's the same thing but this movie's predictable too because the guy i mean well not even predictable because i don't think that i shouldn't even say predictable what i should say is it follows like a pretty obvious pattern. It follows a pattern where the person that you're focusing on in the beginning is probably going to be alive at the end. Like 99.999% of the time.

Yes, but it's not as clear as a superhero movie that's called Spider-Man. You know Avatar wasn't a person. If Avatar was like a chick, you you knew that or a dude or something like Avatar the fighter and he's gonna fight him oh I see what you're saying so because it's a science fiction movie

you don't consider it a comic book movie it's not as ridiculous I didn't say I worshipped Avatar I'm not trying to watch it again I thought it was good I know what you're saying

it's less ridiculous than a Batman it completely is there's different levels but when I say it's a comic book movie I say that with a compliment because I love that movie I thought the movie was awesome say that with a compliment because I love that movie.

I thought that movie was awesome. No, most people do. No, most people love that shit. I just can't feel it. But you felt Avatar, and I'm saying that Avatar is very much like, in a lot of ways, it's like a comic book. It's not like a superhero movie. That's what I meant. I meant like a superhero, comic hero, like dude.

Like, my name is Avatar. I'm going to save this alien planet did you know that shit did you enjoy like Clint Eastwood movies like those half humor movies like every which way but loose no really I was eight I barely remember I did see BJ in the bear and show BJ in the bearutan? I was eight. I barely remember. I did see BJ and the Bear and shit. Oh, BJ and the Bear. I mean, I was into that shit. Isn't it weird now that we know so much about chimpanzees? Like some of that kid, that student in Africa just got his fucking testicle ripped off,

his fingers bitten off. They dragged him for like two kilometers or something like that. I mean, it's really scary shit. They beat the fuck out of this kid. Now that you know so much about chimps, it's really hard shit. They beat the fuck out of this kid. Now that you know so much about chimps, it's really hard to watch BJ and the bear. And this dude's tooling around with a chimp. It's not even really a chimp.

It's a baby. It's a little baby chimp. It's like a little three-year-old or something like that. Because that's about as old as you can get before you've got to circle out that BJ and bring in a new BJ or bring in a new bear, whatever the fuck his name is. You can't have that. He can't't grow up because if he grows up he's

gonna fucking drive you know imagine sitting in a cab of a truck with a giant male chimpanzee and he's like how about I just fucking drive right now just grabs that wheel from you what are you gonna do he's gonna bite your fucking nose off Brian some dude who worked at a zoo brought home a baby chimp because the baby, the chimp's mother died. And at that same time she had, the person that worked at the zoo had this dog that just had puppies, had four puppies, like this big mastiff. And she brought that fucking chimp home and that mastiff took in that chimp as a child

of its own. Wow. I got all these pictures of it. It's incredible. They're like all hanging out. Wow. It's like a in that chimp as a child of its own. Wow. I got all these pictures of it. It's incredible. They're like all hanging out. Wow. It's like a little baby chimp. Holy shit.

You know what I'll do? I'll tweet it to you. You'd be able to see it there? Yeah, I can tweet it. Would you rather be She-Hulk? What's that? Like She-Hulk or Hulk for an hour? She-Hulk or Hulk for an hour.

Is there a She-Hulk? Yeah. It's just as strong. Why the fuck do you want to be a chick, dude? Why do you keep trying to turn yourself into a chick? She-Hulk or Hulk for an hour. Is there a She-Hulk? Yeah. It's just as strong. Why the fuck do I want to be a chick, dude? Why do you keep trying to turn yourself into a chick? Because, I mean, if you could have a vagina for an hour, just a fuck. Would you rather be the alien or Sigourney Weaver? Where'd you let the hair start?

Are you serious? You really want a vagina? For one hour? If you could be for one hour, it would be Spider-Man or Spider-Woman or She-Hulk or Iron Man or Iron... So you could feel what it feels like to get clunked? Is that what you want? I want to know what it feels like to get rammed.

You're curious about that. You don't have to... It doesn't have to be a fantasy. You could just use your back to... If you have boobs and a vagina for one hour, you wouldn't do it for one hour. No period. No period. This is fresh as they come for one hour you wouldn't do it for one hour besides dicks no period no period like

this is fresh fresh as they come for one hour one hour dude you would get bored you would want to start using it you'd be out on the street going who wants to fuck i've got 40 minutes left as a woman yeah but if you're superwoman imagine flying around like on top of like the earth and just going look how beautiful it is and then start fingering your pussy and sucking on your own tits maybe it was weird why you're doing it maybe it will stain your, and then you start fingering your pussy and sucking it on your own tits? No, maybe it was weird. Why you're doing it? Maybe it will stain your brain, and then when you come back to being a man again,

it's imprinted in your memory, and now you just become gay. Maybe. Wasn't there a story about a dude who got in some sort of an accident and then became gay? It was like a... Yeah, I think that's bullshit.

Rugby player. Because the pictures of him before, he was like sucking dicks and stuff like that. What? No, I mean, he just had like really, he looked gay. So you think it was just a good excuse? Yeah. Like you realize, hey, life is short.

Maybe. Why don't I just say that I just got knocked gay? I don't know. No, I just think if you're going to do it for an hour and you get to fly around and look at nature, you might as well finger yourself. Okay. Well, I can see your logic. You really wouldn't do it for an hour. No, I'm not really into being a chick at all. For an hour. What if it's stuck? around and look at nature might as well finger yourself okay well i could see your logic you

really wouldn't do it for an hour no i'm not really into being a chick at all for an hour what if it's just to try you'll never be able to do it ever be convinced that you can fucking you know what you're saying right now that's deep shit what you're saying this is heard by millions of people for one hour you have to deny that shit brian dude this is like a movie from the 80s deny Dude, deny it. Deny it. Say that you're just trying to be funny right now. No, no.

I think for one hour, it would be kind of fun. You're curious to see how it would be to get railed. You could make that happen easily. You don't have to fucking. You could actually make that happen. I'm just saying, man, like most drugs, I'll try it once. Wow. But not gay sex or anything like that.

Except for being a woman. No, no, no. I'm saying if I could be Spider Woman or Spider Man, might as well be Spider Woman because you have boobs and a vagina. I'm not saying,

I'm not saying like, hey, I want to have a sex change. I'm kind of thinking, why not? If you're going to go all out. If I was 12 and I lived in the 80s, I probably would agree with you.

Right. I'm going to say... Now I feel creepy. Listen, man. No, there's nothing wrong with it. You could still say it was a joke. Have you ever even contemplated the thought? I mean, it's a funny thing for men,

but even contemplate the thought of what it would be like to switch places and to be a woman. Just what would it be like if you were born a woman? I've never thought it ever, and I switch places and to be a woman you know just what would it be like if you were born i've never thought it ever and i've never wanted to be a woman but if i had to choose between spider woman and spider-man i think i might understand what you're saying i understand what you're saying but i'm saying it's a funny thing that people get really uncomfortable about the idea of even pretending that you're a woman like or allowing yourself to even think what would life be like as a woman like men are like what are you doing what are you doing over there you know like it's a legitimate thought I mean

there's only two sexes okay one's male and one's female if you happen to be male and heterosexual how much do you understand about what it's like to be a female heterosexual do you really understand much do you understand about what it's like to be a female heterosexual? Do you really understand it? No, you understand your side of it. What would you what you know? If there was like a little thing like a little chip like Total Recall style and you could be a woman Having sex and you can experience what it feels like to be a woman having sex with a man Would you do it or would that make you gay? I could this this superwoman would fly the Eiffel Tower and just go like, oh, oh.

That would be some shit. The girls would find out, and they'd be like really creeped out about you. You're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You did, out of all the things you could do with Total Recall, you went and you were a woman getting fucked by a guy? Is that what you're telling me? Well, I'm just, you know, it's not a gay thing at all. I just wanted to understand the experience. Wait a minute

Wait a minute. You could have done anything and all that money and you decided to be a girl getting fucked by a guy Well, you know, I mean I don't think of it that way I think of it as like, you know experiencing something Otherwise would be like completely out of my reach. It sounds like there's a joke coming. You know what I mean? It sounds like that. It could be. Like one of your early 2000s. You're talking to some chick on the phone. Wait a minute.

You need to tell me. Girls would not be happy with that. I wouldn't be happy if I was a chick, and I found out a dude pretended to be a girl and got fucked by cock and be like, Whoa! How much of that stays in your head? How much of that stays in your head?

How much of the pleasure of cock that you enjoyed so much as a woman for that whatever amount of time, how much of that is in your memories still? Did you love the cock during that time? Okay, because then you still love the cock. It could turn you gay. You can fuck around. I'm just saying. We're not saying you're gay.

It's probably going to happen. I'm talking in comic book ways. That's probably the future. That's probably what gay is all about. It's just some new evolutionary exchange so that we can have less people. What I think is gayer, and this has been happening a lot on the Ice House Chronicles,

is other comics, I think it's happened twice now, saying if they were in a steam room and Brad Pitt or George Clooney walked in, would they totally fuck him? What? I think Burt Kreischer said yes. Well, anyway, Burt Kreischer said he would fuck Tom Cruise. There was somebody else.

Burt Kreischer's just being funny. No, but they were all being serious. I don't know if it was Burt Kreischer or not. Somebody tweet me if they can remind me. Oh, now you're saying you don't know if it's him. That's a serious allegation. I think it was. I mean, Bravo is correct.

That's a serious, a gay allegation. You better know that name is correct. But that's been happening a lot lately. And I'm like, why would you want to do it? It's like, dude, I think Sam Tripoli maybe also. But it was like, dude, it's fucking Brad Pitt. Okay, but yeah, but you know that this is all just for humor. I mean, you can't pretend these are real conversations you're having. That's what I said.

You're just kidding. Of course they are. No, we're not. They're stand-up comedians. They're going for the joke yeah okay so whether or not i don't know whether or not burt would actually let burt might let tom cruise him just for the story if he tom cruise had a moderate to small size dick and uh and he wore a condom and he and burton didn't have to kiss him burt might do it just for the story.

Because Burt has the greatest stories in the history of the world. And you don't have those stories without taking some chances. I don't know. But he might be willing to do it just for the story. Most likely I'd say no, though. Damn. He's not going to get mad when he hears that? No.

Burt Kreutzer's the fucking man. He's the funniest to get mad when he hears that? No. Bert Kreischer's the fucking man. He'd be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. He's the funniest guy of all time. He's right up there with Joey Diaz as far as ridiculous, natural humor. He's just such a silly guy. He's so fun. Such a great guy to have around. So that the last podcast, it was all fucked up. And if you talk cruising, you can fuck him, probably.

Just kidding. The last podcast was all fucked up. It's in two parts. We had a lot. yeah the josh barnett one you're talking about yeah we had like a power thing where i got electrocuted and shit yeah we have uh the the ice house unfortunately had a little uh issue with their electrical system that led to brian getting electrocuted in his fucking face yeah and so uh so that night i had took uh after you left after that podcast i took apart the whole entire studio courtney came over and we like went through and threw away all the stuff i went through every wire to make sure it was on my side and i put it back together and we had another

podcast the bone zone and right before the podcast started uh some somebody put in between the alley of the studio and the other building uh i think it was somebody said it was like an m100 or something like that which is like a quarter stick of dynamite and uh it's a firework but it went lit it but it's super illegal and lit it i don't know it went boom like super loud i was inside like plugging the outlet in after hooking up all the thing and i put it in. And I, like, stood up. And it happened.

And I thought it was that, you know, because I'm so, I just got electrocuted. But I felt it on my face. My face, like, floppy. Like the impact. So someone threw a bomb at you. Pretty much. But they were doing it in between because, like, because there was a comedy show coming out. And some, you know, dude just threw it on the ground or something like that but where did it go

did it go inside the room no no no no outside the room right but right outside the room in that alley so it was in a come come confined place because the alley right and that you there's that space oh yeah fireworks are fucking ridiculous yeah in California it's so goddamn dry. I know. People are shooting shit up in the air. All day. See what the fuck is going on in Colorado, man? You know, there's this huge wildfire.

They think part of it was started. One of the rumors is some kids were shooting at things. Right. They were fucking around with guns. Right. And they hit a rock or something like that and caused a spark. And that was it. That's all she wrote.

So I shit myself. We all ran outside. Smoke everywhere. People freaking out. I thought the building was blowing up. I thought the electric thing and all this. Something is not right. Freaked out.

Anyways, we did the podcast. All this shit happened. After the podcast, I'm driving home. I get to the stoplight. And I was about to go to the gas station. But I was like, no, I'm going to stay. And this black dude starts walking up to me holding two car stereos and like something else some other box like a camera camcorder box or something like

that and he stops he starts screaming at me and i turn up my stereos a little bit and then i i i tried to roll up my window but my window is fucked up like it's like some setting where i hit it and it will like roll up halfway and then roll all the way down i'm like so then i hit it again and it rolls up like only a little bit and then it rolls down i'm like fuck i'm just gonna keep it down the guy starts screaming and i'm just kind of ignoring him and finally i'm like in the corner of my eye i'm like all right this dude's still staring at me and screaming at me so i did i better look at him so look at him he goes give me a fucking cigarette i'm like oh yeah all right he goes and then he goes and he goes throw it on the motherfucking ground i'm like what he goes i'll go i'll go to jail for you i got a gun bitch

and i'm like uh okay i threw the cigarette on the ground and he picks it up and he just like stares at me for like a minute and people are honking the horns around because everyone else is seeing what's going on and he fucking starts acting like he's gonna walk to me like walk towards my window i'm the dude look fucking psycho like he looked crazy and then uh i just like the light turned green over like when i like took off turbo style in my car but it was fucked up that whole day was fucked up that haunted ass day yeah that was a weird day josh barnett was on the way up here from orange county got a blowout barely controlled his car he said it was trying to go into the dividing wall he had to hold it together pull over the side of the road he got to get towed it changed his tire then he got to the podcast by the time

he got there brian had been electrocuted in the face yeah that sucked did you hear it did you listen to it yeah i saw this yeah you can almost like see like a little there's a white spark yeah i was like that i didn't really see that did i really see that yeah you saw it it was like yeah that's um that's not good electrical shit is fucking freaky scary as fuck yeah electrical fires that kind of stuff, too. You got to be real careful. When you're getting sparks like that, who knows what the fuck that's going to hit. You know, weird shit can happen.

My dad... When you got, you know... This storm just hit through Ohio, and, like, most of Columbus doesn't have power right now. Isn't that, like, a lot of the whole East Coast? Yeah, yeah. My dad said that he won't have power until next Wednesday. Jesus Christ. And so he has a generator just to do his refrigerator

and his tv and fans that's scary man it's scary generator no i need to get one no it's scary to find out how easy it is for the power to go out you know it's scary remember when they were there was some sort of scandal in the in in california and they were doing these brown outs where they would just shut people's power off for a little while. I don't remember what the scandal was. It was, I don't remember what, but there had been,

they had been shown that there was some collusion involved in shutting people's power off. I don't know the exact story. I'm totally butchering it. But, uh, I remember thinking that like, that was a scary thing,

man, when that was going on, when they would just shut the power off in certain spots, you know? Yeah. It's like, wait a minute, you guys can't keep the fucking power on all the time what are we doing that's really fucking scary yeah it is scary it gets scary like how much power do we have you know are we using it all up like what's going on here that wizard last night is the second time where i've been like all right this is getting really dangerous out here you can you never know man when you when you drive you never know man when you when you drive you never know you could zig when you should have zagged and all sudden there's a

crazy dude in front of you you know when Justin Martin do your fucking window fixed and Justin Martin it Martindale got recently robbed and stuff like that like a lot of people have been talking about it and a lot of bartenders in Hollywood have been getting robbed because they have money at the end of the night and they're leaving so people are these two guys are like targeting these guys and I guess from a friend the night, and they're leaving. So these two guys are targeting these guys. And I guess, from a friend of a friend, what they're saying is that there's a really bad problem right now with people getting mugged in Hollywood. But they're not saying anything because they don't want a lot of attention drawn to it.

But it's really bad. A lot of people are getting fucked. The economy's in the toilet, man. More of a reason to do jujitsu. Yeah, I guess. Or buy a gun. Yeah, you know what, man? I'm kidding about that.

I don't want to get in a gunfight. We need to figure out what the fuck the problem is. Our society is just so funny how little we do, or little we require in terms of government and as far as like engineering our future as far as like you know figuring out a way to cut crime back looking at all the methods superheroes looking at no superheroes i'm talking about looking at different methods to rehabilitate people so look at ibogaine or Ayahuasca or anything that you could do that could help rehabilitate kids once they get into trouble,

once you realize that they're headed down a bad alley. We do nothing for that. It's very little consideration. It's not like something that's on the Internet every day. They're talking about all these kids that are growing up in shitty homes, and what we need to do is figure out a way to provide some sort of guidance for a kid that doesn't get it from home, some sort of a way to take advantage of all these young kids

and give them something. No, no, like, isn't that what, like, shouldn't that be a part of what, like, the government is? Doesn't that make sense? I mean, if you needed them for anything, wouldn't they, like, they would, let's say, we need to look at the future of our youth. This is the plan. We need to figure out a way to stop all the fucking people from dropping out of school need to figure out a way to pay for more schools that kind of shit wouldn't you wouldn't that be

the the answer in some some way in a perfect world what's wrong with this world this world world could be perfect if everybody got their shit together if the world was filled with cool motherfuckers it is a perfect world they are the world we are the children it's it's totally possible for anyone to get their shit together up to a reasonable point i feel like a serial killer you probably shouldn't be fucking hanging around even if you're sorry but you know what i mean for most folks it's very possible for anybody and at some point in their life to have some sort of an experience that puts them on some sort of a path to eventually getting their shit together. I don't count anybody out. I think it's almost possible for everybody except extreme idiots that are probably just here to dig holes. I think there's got to be a few of those, too.

But other than that, right? Yes. I'm so that, right? Yes. I'm so fucking big. I agree with you. Yes. I'm so glad. I'm all down. I'm all down for positivity and prosperity.

All that shit. Yeah. I just think we have to figure out a way to make people nicer. And the best way is all the shit out a way to make people nicer. And the best way is all the shit they're trying to keep us from. The best way is weed. You see this Long Beach raid? They fucking stepped on this kid's neck.

This kid did nothing wrong, complied completely. They said, get on your knees, put your hands up. The guy stepped on his back and then stepped on his neck. Big fucking cop. Big, big guy, man. It was just like clumsy style. Like, yeah, I don't give a shit. Like, he doesn't give a fuck about him. Like, I own you, bitch.

He stepped on him like a carpet. But the problem is they didn't know that they were being filmed. And there was a camera up there. And the camera apparently records at a remote location. It doesn't even record there. So you can't, like, get the video. So the cops couldn't do anything. They smashed the cameras. But they couldn't do anything to get rid of the video. So the cops couldn't do anything. They smashed the cameras,

but they couldn't do anything to get rid of the video. Oh, shit. They did a fucking video of them smashing the cameras. Did you see that undercover kid? Well, first of all, cops have no business smashing security cameras. You have no business doing that. You're supposed to abide by the fucking law. Just because you're a cop

doesn't mean because you enjoyed that episode of S.H.I.E.L.D. when that fucking, what was that dude's name? Michael Chiklis? Michael Chiklis would rough people up and kick them and step on their head. This is real life you fucking cunt. You're being paid by these people. These people pay taxes you fuckhead. Yeah, watch the video. It's on I think

Long Beach Rage on YouTube. I think that's what it is. Look, you know, 20 years ago they would have beat the fucking kid to death with a bat and said that he came at him with a knife. It was a bad cop. I think bad cops today are under much more scrutiny than bad cops in the past. If you look at Serpico and shit like that, look at those Al Pacino movies and hear about the stories of corruption and that movie Cocaine Cowboys

where the whole Miami Police Department, half of one year of the graduating class of the police academy, half of them were murdered, and the other half of them went to jail for corruption. Like they were all gangsters. They were breeding gangsters. I don't think that's possible today. I think cops today are way better than they've ever been before.

But a lot of them are under a lot of stress, and they develop a fucking us versus them mentality, and they do shit like that, or they just step on some kid's neck. And they just did it because they could, and that's a cunty thing, man. You can't just do something because you can. You can't just step on some kid's neck who's not doing anything wrong. He's a young kid, too. The kid looks like he's like 20, 21 years old, right?

He doesn't look... He looks like a really young kid. Is someone going after that guy? Is someone going after the cop? Yeah, there's an investigation. Really? Look, man, this kid didn't do anything wrong. He did everything they asked of him.

And, you know, it was creepy. And there's a... You know, I don't want to bring race into it, but he's a black kid, and they're stepping on his back and stepping on his neck, and it's, you know... I don't know what the race of the cop was. looked like he was a white cop i don't i don't

remember what the fuck he was but either way man that's fucking completely uncalled for if that kid had been out there uh throwing rocks at carson street fuck yeah step on his neck if that kid had been out there robbing old ladies or or beating people up or you know, yeah, fuck yeah, step on his neck, man. Kick him in the fucking head once you have him down. But he didn't do anything. And honestly, you should just compile the law. You had him down on the ground, just handcuffed him. Yeah, but I'm saying if you've got a dangerous person, you have to do something to immobilize them.

You know, if you've got him lying down on the ground, man, I would for sure soccer kick him in the head if it was legal. down on the ground, man, I would for sure soccer kick him in the head if it was legal. If you've got a really dangerous guy, if you have some Ted Bundy type dude and you're in a situation with him where he's resisting arrest, you're not going to kick him in the head

while he's on his way down? Poke his stick in his butt. Wouldn't you want to kill him? Cut off. I'd punch him as hard as i can in the shoulder punch him in the shoulder what's legal but do you think there's a guy if the guy makes a move on you are you allowed to hit him like how does it how does that work for a cop because cops have to be careful about that right yeah like for sure there's they're always on edge

because for sure most people don't like to be arrested and then you never know when someone's gonna fucking freak out and punch you in the face and try to get away with something so for sure they have to be on edge all the time but when they take it out on someone who does nothing I can't take your side anymore because now you fucked up he's I'm on your side when you're dealing with the cunts of the world I'm on your side but when you do that to a kid because he works in a place where they sell plants that make you happy well then you're a cunt yeah that's just the way it is this poor cop

became a cunt he became a cunt by doing his job probably didn't even realize he was a cunt he realized he's a cunt now now that video got out and people realize like what a what a fucking shitty thing that is to do to a young kid it's it's becoming real good business to raid dispensaries and just rob them yeah they take their money they take the money so they now it becomes more profitable for them for more states to legalize it you know as medicine they're just gonna raid and fucking pillage yeah well i i you know i hope there's some way to stop that i really do it's a disgrace and it's just one of those things where people are doing something just because they're allowed to do something if you look at the allocation

Of resources and how how much crime exists in our world you would say well Let's concentrate on the things that are really hurting people you know is marijuana really hurting people no It's not you know what's really hurting people murderers. You know it's really hurting people drunk drivers You know it's really hurting people people that are trying to harm people us people to do assaults and rapes people that are that they should be that that's the stuff that we should be protecting people from number one when we get down to wraps then once you start looking at some other stuff

like you know personally you stuff like alcohol tobacco marijuana everything all the above I think we should examine them all equally. But what's unfair about our society is that these people that are supposed to be in control, supposed to be our leaders, are for sure under a financial umbrella of one aspect of the community that's trying to keep these natural drugs illegal. The pharmaceutical companies. They would lose an incredible amount of money if you took all the illegal shit like Ibogaine and marijuana. If all that stuff started getting researched

and all that stuff started getting laws passed and government foundations where they set up Ibogaine research centers where people go in to relieve themselves of addictions, if that shit started happening, man, pharmaceutical drug companies would lose a fuckload of money. I'm not saying they want people to be addicted to like oxys and shit like that, but people are addicted. And then that money's coming in, man, that money's coming in. And it's not a little money. It's rivers and rivers

of money. The pharmaceutical industry is so big, even if they have the best intentions, the amount of money is so staggering. It just gets out there, man. It finds a way to get out there. Salesmen, even if it's not the fucking company's idea, they just take the weight off their shoulders. Even the to the pharmaceutical representatives. And the pharmaceutical representatives, they take nurses out to dinner and doctors out to dinner. And they fund, like, golf trips and shit. And they're like, come on, support our stuff. They're like street hustlers, you know?

And then they connect it to the people. Then, boom, people just get pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pills everywhere you look. It's amazing. It's amazing that we see it. It's all written right down right there. And yet the government doesn't do anything about it. They don't investigate that. Instead, they go after medical marijuana dispensaries. That's ridiculous. If you look at the things that are doing harm in this world, that you would spend any time whatsoever. It's just like, why are you doing that?

You haven't done your homework yet. You haven't finished your job. You haven't done the right thing. Why are you concentrating on these extracurricular things? Because they're written down and they're easy. It's written down that it's legal. So even though the community would completely disagree, if you look at the allocation of resources,

I guarantee you the community would completely disagree. Forget about all the murderers. Let's get a team of people together that aren't doing any other real police work that day and make them do something that's abhorrent. Make them rob a bunch of fucking people that are selling marijuana state legally. It's sad. It's sad. It's sad that the cops have to resort to that.

It's sad. It's weird seeing the undercover cop in the in the video because he like they yeah he was dressed up like all teenage yeah the whole thing is creepy completely sad as i feel sad for the cops that have to do that i really do i think most cops do not want to do stupid pot yeah you know dispensary bust especially this one this one's so small if you look at it looks like it's just a tiny operation but they just destroyed it and stepped on people. It's fucking gross. You know, I blame the leadership, man.

I blame the leadership. I think, you know, most of these street cops, they do what they have to do because they get told what to do. I think that we ought to look at what we're doing, man. You can't keep arresting people for no fucking reason just because they're selling weed. It's stupid. It's just stupid. Let them pay taxes, goddammit. There's money to be made here.

Or treat them at least like humans. At least, you know, the whole idea of, like, going after them and raiding them and taking the money, it's so gross. It's disgusting. It's like, what are you preventing? Are you preventing any crime other than this stupid fucking written thing that says somewhere that you're not supposed to enjoy certain experiences? Because the government has deemed them out of your reach. The government that hasn't even had these experiences. That's disgusting.

God damn it, Eddie Bravo. Yeah, man. It's disgusting, right? Yes. It's crazy. You checked out. You know, the people at the high levels they know the truth they know how beautiful and magical the plan is do you think that's why of course

they do the people they actually experience it you don't think the pharmaceutical business doesn't know that you think they don't have any idea of course they know you want to stomp it out if you work for a pharmaceutical business you just get pharmaceuticals like a motherfucker like every day you're at the office just trading pills back and forth to each other yeah oh you know what i will say this man i fucked up my back the other day in jujitsu and i took a vicodin i took a vicodin and two percocets and my back was still fucked up that shit fucks with your boner first time ever i went limp during sex wow vicodin perc Perkins yeah I was on to two percocets maybe three and a Vicodin and that night I try to have sex

my dick it sounds like your body is probably doesn't work poisoned first yeah at first time I went limp in a long time many wow that's a lot of shit man are you supposed to mix them like that dude my back's fucked right now it's still fucked up what part of your back your lower back or back and froze on me man I slept on the floor last night trying to trying to work it out apparently if you sleep on the floor i don't know if that's a myth that if you sleep on the floor it's supposed to like it's good for your back you should get it in isolation it doesn't seem like it'll help a little it doesn't seem like it would it seems like your back would be ruined on the floor did you get

a massage or anything no i haven't i haven't had time don't use a pillow go i need one yeah go to a deep tissue person someone's gonna you up time yeah that's good too but you might be like in pain for a time massage they won't want to bend you up and it's a lot better today than it was yesterday i'm on no pain pills today yesterday i was on the pain pills i'm on no pain pills today but and it still hurts but at least i don't have to take you know any vicodins, man. I never take shit when I get injured. I hurt my back pretty bad like four months ago. It was a real annoying thing for a while.

I'm glad that I can just deal with it because if I had gotten on something, if I had taken some sort of pain pills, I'd be taking it for a few months. I could have got addicted easily. I don't know. I don't know what the physiological effects of that are, but I was in some pretty good pain most of the time for like a whole month and a half and and 98 of the time i have sex i'm high and that doesn't fuck with my boner no that makes it better it makes it doesn't it make you more compassionate it makes you more like sensual

makes uh the orgasm i actually see i, I'm weird about it. I even, I like weed, but I think alcohol, I love fucking when I'm on alcohol. Really? Oh, yeah. It's an inhibition thing, too. Like,

a lot of people don't like the, Really? Alcohol. You know, people always say, ugh, can get, you know,

whiskey dick, you know, or something like that. Well, if you get really fucked up, you can get whiskey dick, but. Yeah,

you'd have to drink a lot, man. Yeah, I would not, I'd have to be not alive. Yeah, you know, of course, you're a little tipsy.

We've all been there. You have a glass of wine i've certainly been there i've gotten whiskey before for sure really fuck yeah for sure i think i've ever done that dude if you fuck you start the problem when you start drinking is alcohol reduces inhibitions all right it removes your inhibitions and it removes your inhibitions more with every drink. So, you know, if you're a little tipsy, you got like a little bit of inhibitions. You ever throw up on a chick? No, not more than that. Right as I was about to eat her pussy. Oh, my God.

All over her pussy. Yeah. Hot chick. I was 19. She was like, we were drinking Greyhounds. I'll never forget it. It was the Greyhounds I'll never forget it it was the Greyhounds we were just pounding

Greyhound is I think it's gin what is a Greyhound? it's light green light yellow I'm not sure what the alcohol is a bunch of blueberries it's grapefruit juice

and vodka or something like that I think it's grapefruit juice and vodka anyways it was a Greyhound whatever the fuck it is I'm not a bartender.

So, man, I couldn't believe I was getting this piece of ash. Super hot. Opened up the legs. And right, all I remember is I threw up on her. They just grabbed me. She grabbed me. They dragged me down the hallway. And I just remember scenes of going through the hallway, throwing up down the hallway.

And they're trying to get me to the toilet and i finally get to the toilet i have a couple more uh yaks left oh please never had never fucked her i never saw her again ever never saw that yeah when i was there's no way you can come back from that you could the throw up into her when i was young and i, Brian He's got a lube on her ass When I was Brian Carrot in there What? Take the carrot out and fuck her in the ass

Brian, please Enzymes are a good lubrication That's not funny, this is retarded I think you can burn yourself You can probably burn your dick Your stomach Bile In your penis hole

Sir, why do you have bile burns on your dick? Whatever, whatever I don't know Fucking nothing, whatever do you have bile burns on your dick? Whatever, whatever. I don't know. Fucking nothing, whatever, man. Come on, who does it? Come on, man. Nobody ain't throw it up on your dick.

Tried to fuck your girl up in her ass, didn't you? Yeah, you threw up in her and then just said it's all slippery down there. Let me just start fucking. Yeah, I might be goobering and shit. It might be really good. It was over. I fell asleep while I was going down on my girlfriend once at least once when i was young i used to have my paper route yeah that's quite common

but i didn't fall asleep because i was tired because i threw papers all day i got tired i'd be like drunk and i partied all night you just get home and pull down your pants and you just fall asleep or something she goes to the bathroom and you're just waiting and you're done she comes back and you're snoring were you guys ever paper boys yeah i was how creepy is that now looking back they they don't have well i wasn't a boy i was a paper man i had a car i did i only delivered it with a car i was in sixth or seventh grade and i remember waking up at 5 a.m my parents weren't even awake and i would like go outside and find these newspapers and like have to put them in the bags. You know what, man?

It's weird. It's weird now because the fact that you are out there unsupervised, and we know how creepy people are, how creepy adults are. But it's good for a kid to get some sort of responsibility, something that they don't want to necessarily do but they do and learn how to like just fucking some shit in your life is gonna need to just get done you're gonna need to do that you know and there's gonna there's a there's a good benefit to teaching a kid that early you know and that's what's great about a paper route a paper route is like i remember kids

that i knew that had paper routes when i was young they were like more organized than the other kids they're like more like, Jimmy's got a fucking landscape business already. He's 13. Like, what? He's a fucking landscape business. This kid, he started out with a paper route, and then when the kid was just

fucking delivering newspapers on a bike every morning before school. That guy's ambitious as fuck. He would get up an hour and a half before everybody else had to get up for school, and would go down with his bike get his newspapers and then fucking drive around on his bike and deliver newspapers that motherfucker had some stick-to-itiveness you know what i mean i had a friend do the same thing one of my good friends going up yeah you learn you learn how to like you learn how to work hard when you're a kid like that. But that's not good. I was never good at waking up early.

It's torture. It sucked. Sleep is awesome. God damn it, I'm enjoying my life right now. It's one of the things monkeys like to do. Sit back and fucking chill. Oh, man. Can I just relax a little longer here?

Apparently, when you get older, you don't want to sleep in anymore. You just wake up. What? Is that true? I've been waking up a lot earlier this year. Because you always hear old people waking up at 6 or 5. People are weird. Who knows?

Everybody's got their own clock. That would be awesome. My clock is, I'm up, it's been my clock since I was a comedian, where you write noon-ish. Noon-ish? You go that deep? Yeah. Damn. I like to go noonish you're up really

10 30. like i'm up late but you're always up later than me oh really usually like five yeah the my best my best gets done my best work gets done at night when i know everybody else is asleep from for whatever reason i want to know my whole neighborhood's sleep yeah i want to know there's nothing there's nothing. There's no sound. It's like Mike Tyson shit right there. I don't know what it is. Didn't he get up at three

because he knew no one else was working out? Yeah. He'll get up at three o'clock in the morning because I knew my opponent wouldn't be doing that. That's really good, man. Mike Tyson's one of the easiest. He's an easy one. He's an easy one.

Yeah. Tyson and Arnold. And those are like the staples yeah for a while when we were younger it was Captain Kirk and Jack Nicholson remember everybody would do a Jack Nicholson impression yeah well it's a weird thing dudes you can make what's the funniest impression right now I don't know who's like the funniest impressionist who's like the your favorite guy that's Michael Winslow uh Sandy is he still around yeah he's he's got a guy that makes insane noises with his mouth he still does voice he has like whammy paddles and shit like his show is ridiculous like you can't

believe that it's actually coming out of his mouth he He did... What is... Not Purple Haze. Fuck. What is the... I forget what the fucking... Voodoo Child. He did Voodoo Child at the beginning

with his mouth. You should actually pull it up because it's kind of fucking incredible. Michael Winslow? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We played this like...

Did we play this? Yeah, like 10 episodes ago. Yeah. I don't remember playing this. Yeah, we totally did. Is that the only way I know it? Yeah, that's... No, you told me about it did i really yeah sure yeah we played it and i forgot but i want to see it again can we see it again please because i um i forgot how i

think it was a long time ago dude now because i remember it was about maybe 20 episodes but there's something cool about watching someone imitate oh you know who's a fucking awesome impressionist Dice Clay yeah Dice Clay has like the best John Travolta oh yeah like amazing

Italian he's got Italian yeah Freddie Lockhart Jeff Richards is really good but it's really good yeah Freddie Lockhart

it's amazing Freddie Lockhart's Morgan Freeman that's probably one of the best impressions I've ever heard it's as dead on as you can get like if he called you up you know and said I'd like to put you

in a movie you'd be like whoa shit being a movie with Morgan Freeman this is crazy man this is gonna freak you out the original artist key of E yeah all right all right have you heard this edit no this is a dude with a guitar and then michael winslow's mouth oh it's a whole lot of love that's what it is yeah Fuck yeah! Hello! Jump in the house, yo Come on, man.

That's his mouth. God damn! You know, there's a lot of comedy snobs out there, man, that got no respect for Michael Winslow, you know, I think that guy that was incredible That's amazing. That's genius. His people like oh, you're he's making noise with his mouth. That is Completely not just what he's doing. He's on some crazy Another level with that that is wild man That was great The fucking noises that he can make with his mouth and the way he did it in tune and even his singing was good yeah his fucking Robert Plant was good yeah that's amazing you

have to watch that folks check that out on YouTube because it's it's such a weird thing to watch you watching you go like wow like you really get the you see the like that's guys that's his mouth motherfucker you think he's wrong sweet hmm he's got to if he does say yes yeah I would say if he doesn't I would be shocked my god if he doesn't he's even more impressive yeah imagine if he does it you got to get him high and then shit he'll take that shit to the next level you imagine the fucking noises I would make if he doesn't shit I wonder if when he met when he fucks if he has like a little job He does to the ladies

Like Probably throws his voice and shit Pretends to be other people He probably has that killer snap Cause everyone's got an okay one I got a cool one But he's probably got a fucking One that's in stereo

Well he probably could pretend To be different dudes too Yeah Chicks like that Damn Cut me in with a fucking He probably could pretend to be different dudes, too. Yeah. Chicks like that. Damn. Come in with a fucking Australian catarachers hat on, a long mustache, and a new voice. I just want to eat this pussy.

If there was a thing like what we were talking about earlier, about actually having an artificial experience, and if we ever get to the point technologically where they can do that, like shut you off and tune you into some crazy fake avatar world for like an hour, would you be willing to take that chance?

Would you be willing to try that? Depends if I have a vagina. I would be Kenato Laranja just for one hour. But I mean, would you trust it? Would you trust it? I mean, would you... Look, Would you trust it? I mean, would you? Would you? I mean, look, when you have a psychedelic experience, the scariest part about it is

right before you're about to do it. You know, when you're like, fuck, I can't fucking. I'm going to let go here. If people were dying from this shit, no. I wouldn't do it. I'd wait for the. What if it was the first time? You wouldn't want to be like the.

At first, I'd be people dying. The technological version of the artificial lip. Yeah. I would trust that more than trusting like Cricket Mobile's thing to the moon. Because then you'll see those fucking commercials. Have you been another person in another life? If you have chosen Spider Woman, you could have cancer. We'll fight for you. You know what I mean?

You never know. These pills that come out, a year later, they're giving you fucking heart attacks. Yeah. Well, there's some of them that are certainly doing that. Dr. Drew.

Yeah, Dr. Drew's in deep shit. What's up with that? Dr. Drew apparently was paid to talk up or allegedly, I should say, paid to talk up the sexual side effects of certain, what are they called? Dr. Antidepressants. No, antidepressants, but I forget the actual technical term.

Dr. One girl. Anyway, this type of antidepressant on many people, with many formulations, causes people to go limp. But some girl calls up and says she had like 150 orgasms, and then Dr. Drew was apparently pushing this stuff. And they paid him a quarter of a million dollars to do that and he didn't really necessarily disclose that they paid him uh all this money allegedly but i would like to see that girl do 150 orgasms whatever that'd be so hot yeah that bitch sounds crazy but you never know when people

are trolling she's calling love line man she could be totally trolling i mean there's people completely pretend that they have something wrong with them and they don't. For sure, they get a lot of people that are legit. But we know all the trolls on the internet. You don't think that people are compiling some troll footage on Love Line? Check out her mattress. See if there's any stains.

I'm sure if you have that much orgasms, there's going to be a lot. Yeah, that's what you would do. Well, I'm not sure if I believe your story, ma'am. So let me come to your house and deeply investigate your claim by going into your fucking bedroom and examining your mattress. Do you even hear yourself?

Do you ever look at your old mattress? I just got a new mattress. That's how I know it. I took off my sheet. Was it gross? It looked like fucking just brown drip. It looked like a lot of liquids and stuff, and then there was some blood spots.

There was a lot of different and stuff and then there was like some blood spots you know there was a lot of different colors easy over here well they say that your your mattress actually gets heavier with human skin cells like you know your mattress when you buy it is like x amount of weight and then you have it for a couple years and it's like heavier yeah that's creepy as shit man we're dust dust gross we're gross man we that's what dust is most of it is our skin our creepy fucking that's why you put sheets on your yeah you know what's key this time around constantly scrubbing everything this time this time around i got something it's like these waterproof sheets where you put it around your whole entire mattress and it locks it in so nothing can get in there right and. And it's on the outside. It feels like nice cushion.

And then you put your regular sheets on top of that. Right. And it totally will make that shit not happen. You know, like the stains. Yeah. And like all the dust and skin and bugs. And it makes it like waterproof pretty much. Damn.

Check those out. They're called waterproof sheets, I think they are. Oh, so does it feel like slimy underneath? No, no. Does it slip around at all? No, because it's like on the outside, it's like a fabric. A real soft, almost like teddy bear almost. Oh, okay.

Damn. I would hate it back in my single days. I would hate it when girls would have like periods and shit during sex. Like, you just ruined my... This shit went all the way through to the mattress. I know. That sucks. That shit sucks man everyone has not everyone but uh i'm sure you've had a mattress or two that had like all sorts of stains i don't look like a ufc yeah you gotta you gotta put a towel down son yeah but they don't always tell you yeah or they say dude oh no i'm done i

stopped yesterday and then you fuck them and it starts back up you know yeah and then you have a girl that squirts and just squirts don't you feel embarrassed for the girl though do you ever actually get upset at a girl if she has her period no no no i don't i don't but i don't like when it's messy i've always been so happy that someone was willing to fuck me i'm like oh well you made a mess oh you shit the bed well let's just clean that up not worry about that there's a difference i don't mind i don't mind blood all over my dick that isn't just wash that shit up there's just now i got stains on shit yeah there's a difference between that like where you know you you fuck them and it's accidentally blood or when they just like know that their period was near and they're like

no i just want to sleep naked and you're like come on that's not taking responsibility for having an open wound you know oh does that does it leak out while they're when they're like no i just want to sleep naked and you're like come on that's not taking responsibility for having an open wound you know oh does that does it leak out while they're when they're sleeping yeah i guess so i mean that's that's how it leaks out when they're panties you know you know what a weird design huh yeah crazy design like for you know one time every month your your just sort of doesn't happen how weird what if our dicks blood like just pee blood all the time it's just strange it's just a strange I think that happens when you get money yeah it's sheds the inside of your dick sheds honey would you blow me but I'm on my period to start playing women did some

girls would like it they want the the extra protein of the blood. Goth chicks, they'd want to blow you when you were on your period. It'd be really hot. Man. Yeah, we're lucky in a lot of ways, man. We're lucky we don't give birth. I've always said that if men had their dicks explode, like a girl's pussy has to go through damage, or if you had to get a cesarean to have a kid,

how many kids would there be? If dudes got pregnant, we had to have a cesarean to have a kid like how many kids would there be if dudes got pregnant we had to have a cesarean every time we gave birth feel like oh honey i don't know i had to work i got no fucking time to have a cesarean can't can't take me out of work for a month jesus fucking christ if i or if our dicks exploded can you imagine the dudes that would want to carry a baby what if that was the options? You could either go the old school way where your dick explodes and then never use it again. Would that almost be gay, right?

Well, maybe that would be the way that they would prevent men from having more than one child. The child would come out of your dick. And so you impregnate, you have sex with a woman and you feel like you're impregnating her. You shoot a load out,

but it actually goes back inside of you from the woman something drops a fucking hatch in there you get the egg from the moment it plants inside your body maybe that's it there you go and so when the baby comes out it comes out through your dick and boom that's it one kid that's all you get raise it right wow that's that's a crazy idea that actually is probably a good idea that might be the best way to save the world we got to re-engineer people so that babies come out of men and their dicks explode and that'll put everything in perspective there'll only be a thousand people on earth though probably not even a thousand right be like a hundred a hundred little fishing villages scattered throughout the world with dudes

with just blown out dicks or you on a baby that would be awesome they figure out a way to to plant a baby inside your um you'd be so selfish you'd be like you really want to on your baby oh that's ridiculous that doesn't make sense you just ruined the what if you just brought it so ridiculous that you you made a shit that's realistic man come on well didn't you didn't you used to have a sketchy roll called baby yeah my friend amir had a really funny joke about and my friend he was like real like deadpan he's like He was real deadpan. He was like, yeah, my friend got his girlfriend pregnant from anal sex. The baby looked like shit.

Somebody just said that exact same joke the other day. That was the premise of Shit Baby. It's not the most brilliant or original thought. It was just the way Amir did it, it was very funny. So funny. Yeah. James Lemur was his name in Boston. He had a different name. His real name was Amir, but he

had a very Jewish name, but he changed it to James Lemur. Shit Baby was about the opening scene is some girls getting plowed in the ass really hard. Dude nuts, pulls out, jumps in the shower. She's laying there face down huffing and puffing. The camera zooms in on the butt,

and you see cum dripping out of the butthole into the pussy, right? Dun, dun, dun. So then she gets pregnant, and when she has the baby, like woven into the baby's DNA is that smell of feces. So that's the problem with the baby the baby just got

it just stinks like shit there's flies around the baby at all times so this chick brings up this kid this is a documentary right this chick brings up this kid that smells like shit like what would i mean everywhere she goes she's spraying you know the bath spray everywhere just constantly i think that would be real smell is a weird man. It's really weird that we all accept that there's some invisible shit that we can take in with a hole in our face. You know? It's kind of weird. You know, the invisible shit that's awesome. Like when you walk into a good burrito place and you smell the Mexican food cooking.

Like, oh, shit. Fogo. Yeah, Fogo. Perfect example. Smell that meat as it's coming by. It's weird, man. It's a weird, invisible thing. But your nose can pick it up.

You can even smell where things... Like if you pick up your underwear and go to the crotch, you can smell that you've worn it. You can smell your body. That's crazy. Some invisible identity shit that you leave behind. Nothing's worse than human shit, for sure that bad pussy and feet yeah bad feet that's it and yeah that's right well yeah corpse anything that's trying to keep

you away from it it's interesting how that works I mean it's your your brain is really fine-tuned to like get away from anything that's really bad for you. And so it sounds an alarm when you're in the presence of a decaying corpse. All those chemicals send an alarm through your system, and you just... You just immediately... Nobody likes it. Yeah, the thought of eating that corpse is impossible. There's a small percentage of people that do like it.

Yeah. Well, some people like all sorts of weird things. The smell of a dead rotting body can you imagine that if you knew somebody that actually liked that and they confessed that to you like say i don't i don't i've never told anybody before but i love rotting flesh i think that that could be possible like for for anything i mean i think there's people that are nutty enough to get in love with anything they can get them okay get in love with cutting their own fingers off.

What's the latest with the bath salts? Give me the latest. I know you know the latest. Well, what bath salts are, and this is what it's been explained to me, is that you can take a drug that's an illegal drug, and all you have to do is change certain molecules in that drug, and then you release it, like you add a salt to it, and you release it as bath salts and you say not for human

consumption but people know what it actually is and you can go and buy it and you're essentially buying like a sort of a designer drug you're buying something that hasn't been classified and they're really intense and they they have really bad profiles like if you look at like um there's a arrowid.org that shows a lot of trip reports and uh whatever the compound that they're calling you know there's there's several different types i think i might be wrong about that i don't think bath salts is necessarily just one thing i think there's been more than one. But someone please on Twitter correct me if I'm wrong.

So I think it's a problem of they can do that with several different drugs. I think they can do that with things that are illegal. Just change, you know, if meth is illegal, change meth. If ecstasy is illegal, change it a little bit here. Change it a little bit, add a little bit here. And, you know, they're doing it without any real research as to what kind of an effect these hardcore drugs are going to have in this sort of hybrid form you know this is just letting people take this stuff you know and people this you know i don't know how many people are taking it and losing their fucking mind but a few people

seem to me it seems to be a good one it seems to be one that's got quite a fucking kick. MC Chris has a new song about taking bath salts, and it's awesome. Did he do it? Did he actually take bath salts? There's a song? No, no, no, no, no, but it's just really addicting. It's one of those songs, once you hear it, you're just singing it all the time.

It's like about doing bath salts and wanting to eat your face off. It's great. Yeah, man. Who does this? MC Chris. MC Chris? Yeah.

Is he funny? Is he a funny rapper? Yeah. dude they said that mc chris yeah is he funny is that a funny rapper yeah okay but they said that dude wasn't on bass halls the guy that uh bit the guy's face off they're saying now that he was on marijuana you haven't heard my that's hilarious yeah that's like reefer madness that's my new clean bits about it okay do you want to reveal it no no dude that's way worse than reefer man madness propaganda they never said you'll eat someone's face right that's worse back in the 30s they were saying that if you smoked weed you'd go crazy and shoot people well they didn't really have the they didn't have the capacity to test for this hidden metabolite

they tested for things that were they were known and that's what the uh the argument is against it that they didn't i don't know if that's correct either by the way that's not so legal in uh vegas so if you want to maybe do it this weekend. Fuck. Guys. Is it legal in Vegas? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Wow. I hope they take care of that. I don't know what that is. That's a scary thing to me, though. And the fact that these people are breaking down medical marijuana dispensaries while they're selling bath salts, while other people, rather, are selling bath salts. What's so funny? Brian just sent a picture. Where'd you get this picture? Somebody on the message board. while other people rather than selling bath salts what's so funny somebody on

the message board slain and Jack Tilo well I don't slain and that's hilarious, that pic. I'm going to tweet this pic real quick. Wow, that's a hard word. Slain and Jack Tillo. That's a great pic. That's hilarious. That's the internet for you, folks. The internet will always be on shit like that.

That's awesome. I'm about to tweet the picture so you know what we're talking about. I'll retweet it. Did you see this girl with her nice muffler? It's like a snake. Yeah, Brian, we're doing a podcast right now, and you're looking at porn. You're getting distracted.

If I was your boss, oh, wait. It's the message porn. Yeah. Don't be staring at pussy. It's the corporate website, Joe. It's headquarters. Do you see Ted yet? Anyone?

No, I have not seen Ted yet, but I heard it's awesome. I heard it's one of the funniest movies of all time. Really? I heard it's hilarious. I don't love it. You didn't love it? I never fell in love with it,

but it was so great the whole time that I like it a lot, meaning there's nothing wrong with it. It's a great movie. I recommend it to everybody, but I never did the extra where, oh my God, I want to buy a Ted teddy bear now and freak out, like freak out buy ted shirts you don't want a teddy bear i never

just got i never got to that level of just it was pretty good turning into a six-year-old that's it was pretty good that's a fucking crazy level teddy bear level like i bet the sequel will be a million times better what are you talking about why would you say that you're just spouting off crazy shit today no it's i give it four and a half stars oh out of five yeah brian that's pretty good yeah that sounds like an awesome movie but not fine you know seth mcfarlane i probably kept him off the podcast right there he probably think about it there's a couple parts this here's a couple parts that was this red band and weird like they remade a remake like it was weird oh i don't know what it's about i'm gonna check it out don't say anything maybe don't say a word you i'm

gonna add director's cut i think it would be better maybe it is director scott do you know maybe yeah yeah you don't know yeah there probably is there's mushrooms in it is young cocaine today something's going on right? I don't know man like I say animated Yeah, like I say like asleep been electrocuted. I've been Last Sunday be honest seriously last Sunday be honest last Sunday That's what you want to stick to the story and I went with somebody that's never been there before and it was their first time And they had prejudged. I don't really want to talk about the off guard And I went with somebody that's never been there before, and it was their first time, and they had prejudged. I don't really want to talk about the Olive Garden, guys.

Are you fucking kidding me here? The fuck is wrong? We have a couple hours to do this. You're going to let this guy sit and talk about breadsticks? How about them Dodgers? Don't make me bring in Joey Diaz. What the fuck? Why are you fucking talking to him, Joe Rogers?

Did you see the new Joey Karate? Can I say one thing about the Olive Garden? It's kind of weird. No. They're combining Red Lobster and Olive Garden in Test Market City, so you can actually choose between both menus. Isn't that cool?

Because they're going bankrupt. They're trying this thing. You haven't seen the new Joy Karate? No, I haven't seen it. That's great, dude. Is it? He kills it. Is he talking about the upcoming fights?

Fuck yeah. Pull it up. All the big ones. Put it on. How do you find it? It's 10 Planet Planet Kush episode 25. 10th Planet Kush episode 25. This weekend's going to be insane.

Dude, he breaks it off. That rematch is the biggest rematch of all time, in my opinion, as far as fights that I want to see. This is, in my opinion, the biggest rematch of all time. I'm so looking forward to this. This isn't the greatest fight of all time. Are you kidding? I'm so looking forward to this. Greatest fights are rematchesatches generally because there was something crazy

What's up 39? No 20 10th planet cush 25 25 Joey crushes it. Yeah, so this is the biggest rematch ever, right? Yeah, here it is If you ain't following at mad flavor go fuck yourself this is under twister eddie on youtube by the way that's where I found it got volume it's gonna start right

there it is it's good boom greetings cocksuckers we're here burbank headquarters it's 192

fucking degrees out there but I'm giving you the preview for UFC 148 I'm giving you the parlay of the year everybody's complaining who's gonna win Tito Anderson chair I don't give a phone give a fuck trying to get paid bitches with a fucking parlay first up

Chad Mendes who's he fighting guys what the fuck what Cory McKenzie whatever is fucking Cody McKenzie I guess my mad Chad Mendes coming off a fucking knee in Brazil. Let me tell you something, if you get a knee in Connecticut and a knee in Brazil, two different fucking stories. He's coming back, he's going to beat up on McKenzie. That's one lock. My second lock is Damien Maia against Yum Yum Kim. Damien's dropping down a fucking 170. He's a jiu-jitsu maniac. But all of a sudden, he wants to beat Muhammad Ali. He's going to go up against Young Young Kim, a black belt in judo, flipping motherfuckers like Carol Parisian before the fucking painkillers.

Amazing. You understand me? He's going to get fucking Damien Maia at 170, and he's done. Done. So that's my parlay. It's Young Young Kim against Chad Mendes. You want to make money, or you want to fucking play games with your other buddies? Now you're saying, Joey, what about Tito against Forrest Griffin?

Ten fucking psychics on the strip can't pick that one. You understand me? All I know is I'm watching some interview show with Tito. I love him to death. He's a Hall of Fame. And they're like, Tito, why are you quitting? Why the fuck is he quitting? He's 1-1-6.

You understand me? It's time to go, cocksucker. That's all I can tell you. I love you to death. Congratulations, you and Forrest Whitaker. I love the fucking fight, but I wouldn't bet you motherfuckers at all. Another fight on the card is Kung Lee, the flying fucking master of kicks on Cinemax, versus the comeback, the leg.

What's his name? Patrick fucking Cote, fighting a comeback in the UFC. What's his name? Patrick fucking Cote fighting a comeback in the UFC. Slipped that one in. So you got Cunley against fucking Damien. Who's he fighting? Oh, he's fighting Patrick Cote, the one fucking legged man from Canada. And I'm going with Patrick Cote. That's a squeezer.

Now you're going, Joey, what about Chael? What about Anderson? I'm going to give it to you fucking straight and damn. You're right. Chael Sonnen is a fucking champion. He took it to Anderson Silva, whatever. Anderson Silva is a fucking savage, all right? He worked at McDonald's.

He was making Big Macs fucking 15 years ago. He's angry. He went down to Brazil. He thought about it. He hugged his 19 fucking kids. He's got a bus full of kids, Anderson. And he's back. He's going to Las Vegas this weekend.

Let me tell you something. Chael, I love you to death, but it's all over the shop. And I don't care what the odds are. I don't care what fucking Kenny Florian says or John Anik. I don't give a fuck. This is gonna be ugly. I'm going with my man, Anderson Silva, to fucking take it to

Chael. The last time he fought bad and he got him in the fifth fucking round, he got beat up. Can you imagine a healthy fucking Anderson Silva? Take your little fucking penniesies forget going to the strip club put it on Anderson You got the fucking parlay Mendez and who else? What the fuck people you all sleeping here cops up? Yum, yum Kim against Cody Mackenzie. Oh Yum, yum Kim against my man

Ted plan to take it from there. Yeah,. Yum Yum Kim is not fighting Chad Mendes. Cody McKenzie is fighting Chad Mendes. Push, motherfuckers, right there. Oh, my God, he's so high. Well, our apologies to the great Dong Young Kim for Joey Diaz messing up his word. Calling him Yum Yum Kim. That's kind of rude. How dare he? I thought it was hilarious.

If I was him, I'd be pissed off. People are calling him Yum Yum Kim now all over the internet. What do you think about Damien Maia dropping down to 170? He's going to be a big 170. If he can do it, right? If he can do it and be healthy. For folks who don't know, follow MMA.

Damien Maia is one of the best jiuiu jitsu guys to ever enter into mma he's a multiple time world champion just a really killer technical jiu jitsu guy and he uh entered into mma and for a while he was strangling a lot of people including chael sonnen uh he got chael son in a mounted triangle remember that pulled him on he uh. He took him down. Remember that? What the fuck did he use? Was it a lateral drop? I think it was a lateral drop.

I think he caught Chael off guard because Chael did not think he was going to take him down. Didn't think he was going to try that move. He lateral dropped him and then mounted triangled him. It was so sweet, man. It was really the quickest I've ever seen chael get submitted it was like when he got taken down it was like bang whoop oh shit he's caught tap it was it was just his jujitsu damian maya when he's on when he catches you is so picture perfect man he's such a

beast and if he's able to get a hold of guys at 170 he'll be even better but it's about whether or not this is healthy and whether or not he could still take him down at 170 there's monsters like Jake shield there's guys that he's not gonna be able to take down yeah I think his jiu-jitsu you make one mistake with Damian my you fucked yeah he's a finisher he knows how to close the deal he catches you in a triangle it's over son you're not escaping he's totally professional when it comes to submissions. I just liked it better when he had more faith in his half guard because in early UFC days, he wouldn't hesitate to pull guard.

He pulled guard. He actually pulled half guard, and there's a big difference between jumping guard, pulling guard, and pulling half guard. He pulled half guard. He had a lot of faith in his half guard in the early um his early ufc fights but he likes to stand more now and he has totally made a conscious decision not to pull guard not to have that as an option and i think he should reconsider that option and look at what paul sass is doing he's just when paul sass fights he's completely

taking the dudes wrestling and striking out of the mix. Because if Paul Sass is fighting a combo fighter who's a world champion kickboxer, killing in K-1, and he's an Olympian wrestler, to him, he's going to pull guard anyway. So he takes those two skill sets out of the picture. I'm not saying that you should just go out there and pull guard like Paul Sass. But if you have a guard like Paul Sass, you should pull guard. And Damian Maia does have a guard like Paul Sass. He does. He has a very dangerous guard.

Damian Maia's guard is amazing. He just has chosen not to have that as an option anymore. And I think I always call it the third option, and it should be an option in your game. What do you think keeps him from it? Do you think getting hit on the ground i think um well a lot of people think that they say they're that they don't work on their guard techniques or their half guard they don't refine it because in mma when you're on your back you're losing that's what that's like the

the thing to say about that and professional fighters a lot of them think that's what that's like the right the thing to say about that and professional fighters a lot of them think that this way that if you're on your back you're losing yes but you're also losing if you're on your feet getting tattooed with punches you're also losing there so what's the difference if you're losing on your feet and losing on the ground at least if you have a really good half guard game you have a really good full guard game you have a really good half guard game, you have a really good full guard game You have a really dangerous rubber guard if you got a lot of heat off your back There is a way for you to win off your back instead of I'm on my back. I'm losing. There's no hope if Aoki's on his back. There is hope for him

Well, you remember when Jason day fought Alan Belcher and just held him in rubber guard elbowed him. Yeah You could just hold a dude in Michigan guard and elbowed him? Yeah. You could just do that. You could just hold a dude in Michigan control and throw elbows. It's been proven that it's very effective. It's out there. The evidence is there, but just, you know. Well, you just got to get wicked good at it. I mean, a guy who's going to pull it off is a guy like Vinny.

Vinny Magalhaes, he's going to be able to pull it off. If he could get the fight to the ground, because Vinny is not the greatest wrestler on the planet, and he's not the greatest striker on the planet he is improving both vastly he's working on it and he he has accepted i talked to him personally he has accepted that he will pull guard if he can't take the guy down because there's only three things you can do in a fight and i've said this many times there's only three things you could stand with a guy you could try to take a guy down or you can pull guard. That's it There's no other way to fight you fight on your feet you fight

You try to take them down or you pull guard most people only have two options if they can't take the guy down They better be able to beat him standing or they lost just like that I wish that the cutting weight was not in the equation This is bothers me, but but this is what I'm talking about has nothing to do with weight They lost. Just like that. They lost. I wish that the cutting weight was not in the equation. It bothers me. But what I'm talking about has nothing to do with weight. What I'm talking about is having the option. Having strategy. Three ways.

Three ways to win it. Most fighters only have two ways. I think the fighter of the future is going to have three ways to win. He's going to be a serious striker and can fucking knock you out. But if shit ain't going right standing, he can take you down because he has olympic john jones yeah wrestling or if he can't take you down or if you can't take your opponent down and he's beating you standing if you have a wicked guard you have the option to pull guard like paul sasson he wins all his fights by pulling guard it's his first option i don't agree that it should be your first option all the time. I think I would want my

fighters to get as good as possible with their striking and their wrestling. If you could take a guy down, don't fucking pull guard. Take his ass down. If you could beat him standing, don't take him down. Keep standing with him. You own this guy. But if my fighter is getting on standing and he can't take the guy down, you have to pull guard. That's the only thing you can do. And that's not an easy thing to pull off. It's the only thing you can do. And the guys that are weak. And that's not an easy thing to pull off. It's not easy. You just don't sit.

I'm not talking about. Especially with a guy like Paul Sass's opponents, they know what he's looking to do. Pulling guard has become very complex. You've got to understand the difference between jumping guard. Jumping guard is when you're against the fence like Stefan Struve did. He had his back against the fence, so it was really easy, because he was being pinned on the fence, really easy to just jump up and go koala on him he jumped guard pulled him down and

went right to an arm bar it works there's an option there's a way out anytime you're on your back in a fight any all fighters out there anytime you've been on your back and had a guy in full guard you actually had an opportunity to beat that guy right there. That's an opportunity. It's not, don't look at that. If you have a wicked Paul Sass type guard. Vinny Magalhaes guard. Shinya Yoki guard.

There's only a few people who've really taken the time to master fighting off your back because most fighters coming in, they listen to their instructors, and the instructors say, oh, if you're on your back, you're losing. Well, especially if you get on your back with a fucking big wrestler that you can't hold on to, like a Jake Ellenberger type character. Yeah. He's going to ground and pound your fucking face off.

That's a scary spot to be. Definitely. Trapped when you're a wrestler. It's not that scary if you're Vinny Magalhaes. He wants you to be on top and start being aggressive and start punching. Or Fabricio Verdun. Exactly. Fabricio Verdun, like Ryan Parsons and start being aggressive and start punching. Or Fabricio Verdun. Exactly.

Fabricio Verdun, like Ryan Parsons was talking about when they trained ground and pound with Fabricio. It's like none of this stuff works on him. His guard is so good. He's always like feet on your hips and feet on your shoulders. He's always touching you and moving you. The one-dimensional fighter, we already know they're gone. They're gone. They're all retired already.

One-dimensional. And then you've got like two-dimensional fighters. There's guys that can have pretty good stand-up, and they're good wrestlers. Jiu-jitsu ain't that good. Those guys aren't going to last either. You have to be really good at all aspects of the game, striking, wrestling, top-game jiu-jitsu,

and bottom-game jiu-jitsu. You have to be good at all those levels, I think, in the future. Right now, it's you know it's it's not a popular view to in the MMA world to really focus and Polish up your bottom game. That's not a thing you want to do because that's like admitting you already lost That's like admitting that your wrestling is not gonna be good enough admitting that you're not a fucking fierce striker Admitting that you're afraid to stand and strike

with someone that's what a lot of guys a lot of guys want to go out there and there's jiu jitsu guys there's a bunch of them i don't want to name names but a lot of guys go out there they're jiu jitsu world champions and they want to stand and trade they want to be kickboxers now you know and it's kind of weird isn't it yeah there's a lot of them and it's i think this is my experience i think that to get over that most jiu-jitsu fighters a lot of them generally have a fear of doing stand-up because they're not that good at it's not their sport now they're thrust into a kickboxing sport where they're not that good they spent their whole life on the ground so there is an element of fear because you can get knocked the fuck out so to conquer that fear and to fucking stand with professional strikers

and get some fucking licks in and take their best shots, I can see that empowering them and making them feel like a fierce warrior where they're like, fuck pulling guard. This is awesome. I'm actually standing with professional strikers taking their shit and knocking dudes out every now and then. Fuck yeah, I'm standing. I can see them, you know, really liking that rush.

You know, that feeling, I conquered fear. You know what I mean? It feels good. Like they don't give a fuck about getting hit. I think it makes them feel good. It's not the best strategy to win a fight, but for their own personal empowerment, and I'm sure it's glorious.

You know, I can see that. You know, when George Giorgel goes out there, he's a black belt in jiu-jitsu. He fucking loves the trade. He loves that shit. It makes him feel like a fucking savage, you know? I can see that. I'm like, okay, I understand.

Yeah, he seems like he's having a good time. Yeah, because that takes a lot of balls to actually do it. It's like base jumping, you know? It's just you can only do that for so long. You can only take so much.'s it's not it's not an unlimited resource so back to damian maya i think if you're listening out there i loved it when he used to pull half guard if you could take the guy down take the guy down stay on top but if it's not happening maybe he's going to be healthy and fast at 170 maybe 170 will make him faster then he said he will not hesitate pulling

guard if he can't if he can't take the guy down he'll try always try to take the guy down but if he can't he won't hesitate and that gives him a lot of confidence he talks to me like that gives him confidence like one way or the other i'm going to drag the fight to the ground and bring them to my world no no longer is he going to pretend to be a kickboxer. That's what he told me. Did you see Brian Ebersole's fight with TJ Wahlberger? Yes, yes. Dude, Brian Ebersole is hard to choke, man. That guy's weird. Even though TJ Wahlberger lost, I think he has a lot of potential,

and he looked great on his back. He just needs to tighten up a lot of shit and keep going and keep polishing his game, but his guard looked dangerous as hell. Ebersole is really hard to tap. There's something going on with that guy, man. he talks about like the myth of the guillotine like people can't tap him with a guillotine you know i don't know what his deal is he might have large aortas in his neck or something yeah or maybe he's just been grappling for so long that he could just fight that shit off you know maybe he knows how to fight that shit off but he doesn't tap the

guillotines he says he says guillotines are a myth. He's a freak, man. I think Marcelo can tap them, though. I bet, right. Go to Marcelo's. He'll guillotine you. Because Marcelo's guillotine, the Marcelatine, I think it's the best choke in the game. It's proven. The research is out there.

If you really want to find the best choke in the game, you should know as many chokes as possible. But the best one, for sure, the research, the evidence, it's all out there, the Marcelo team. The way Marcelo does his guillotine, steady that shit. What is the main difference? He's not choking you. It's not like a blood choke. He's smashing your throat.

So you tap real quick. They're really quick taps. Because if you get a guy in an arm-in guillotine, you might have to crank it maybe 15, 20 seconds, maybe 30 seconds, you're twisting, maybe 35 seconds, bam, he finally gives up

and taps. Right. You know? The Marcelatine comes in a flash. Your throat gets smashed and you start tapping. Really? It's a different kind of guillotine.

It's the most effective guillotine out there by far. Does it put guys to sleep still, even though it's smashing the throat, or is it just all pain? From my experience people are just tapping from the pain huh some guy but it is kind of a choke where you can't breathe

right you know your throat's being smashed you can't breathe you got to tap quick so if you can't breathe because your throat your throat is getting blocked do you fall asleep maybe you still fall asleep i don't know i don't know yeah i i've i've never seen a guy who i've been more impressed with with his choke defense than ever saw he's crazy yeah he doesn't even seem uncomfortable he just gets his head gets all red and he guts it out and then he's on top throwing bombs it seems like he just he's really hard to choke yeah he's a warrior man tough dude man i'm a big fan of brian ever saw and a guy who's not afraid of getting choked like that he can put himself into all kinds of weird situations hard to choke yeah he's a warrior man tough dude man i'm a big fan of brian ever so and a guy

who's not afraid of getting choked like that he can put himself into all kinds of weird situations it's very strange you know i'm a fan of anybody who has the balls to throw to just do a cartwheel kick oh you know what i mean nails people come on that's this is the this is the kick that uh people thought it was a fake fight you know he got in like a situation when the commission people thought that he had a fake fight, like it was pro wrestling. They didn't believe that you could actually kick somebody like that. That's crazy.

That shit has a lot of power. That's like a wheel kick, axe kick. And more powerful than that, really, because it's got gravity going in its favor. What is that? What kind of kick? What's it called? It's a cartwheel kick. Cartwheel kick.

Yeah, that's what Steve Jenim was. Harold Howard tried it on Steve Jenim. Remember that shit? He came out. UFC 3. Was it 3? Yeah. Came out and cartwheel kicked.

It was a legit technique in karate point fighting and different, you know. I think that was probably the root of it. It was karate, I think, was the root of it. But it fucking works, man. If you learn how to do it right, you could somebody and everestle's knock guys out with it he tried it he tried it on uh tj he's a wild he's gonna fight again in calgary they just added him on to uh to that car i think so he'd be fighting like just a few weeks after his last fight. What do you think about Tito Forrest? I think it's good when guys have had great careers

and they're probably close to the end of those great careers and they're fighting each other. I like that. What gets me concerned is when I see one of these guys that's been in the game a long time, he's a legend in the game, and he's fighting a top young lion. That I always feel like, ooh, I don't want to see this. I like those too.

You like those? Yeah, because it's like a Rocky story. If you could pull it off. Remember Rocky was 65 when he came back? Yes, but there's some guys that cross a threshold where you don't want to see them get hurt. They cross a threshold where you see them get laid out a couple of couple of times and you're like all right i'm i'm not really into seeing this dude get hurt any further you know especially by some young killer you know you see some some young dude who just just has lightning fast strikes and just comes in and lights

him up what do you think about yum yum kim and dong young and dong kim what do you think i think kim is uh getting really good with his kickboxing. His movement and his feet is way better. Dong Kyung Kim. Okay. He's got... Who did he rock? He rocked somebody with a jumping front kick to the face.

Yeah. And then finished him off. Who the fuck was that? I don't remember. But Damian Maia's striking is getting better as well. It is. He's not afraid to throw down well he you know his striking's pretty decent he hurt um um mark munoz he tagged mark munoz i

think he really surprised the out of him it's there's a couple brazilians that are turning into legit strikers uh damien maya and fra bc were doom yes yeah yeah fabrizio verdun it's crazy watching guys blossom right yeah he's got a um i mean for for reese over doom's got like a real kickboxing game now throws nasty knees leg kicks he caught um that dude with an uppercut you know a clean uppercut he's a dangerous guy that's a big dude man when you stand next to fabrizio verdun yeah his feet are like that big his hands are big that's a real heavyweight. He's that motherfucking handful.

You know who impressed the fuck out of me? Charles Oliveira, man. God damn. Yeah, absolutely. That is a true savage right there. Sean Pearson was the guy that Dong Young Kim hit with a jumping front kick in the face. And Sean Pearson's fucking good, man. And he's got a victory over Nate Diaz. He's got a victory over Amir Sadala. He's fucking good, man. And he's got a victory over Nate Diaz.

He's got a victory over Amir Sadala. He's fucking good, man. Donghyun Kim is good. He's no joke. And he's not scared to go to the ground either. He's strong as fuck. He's a really good judo guy. Real good defense.

This could be interesting. It could be. Or it could be a submission, man. It could be a submission. They could go to the ground and Damian Maia might just lock him up. At 170, if he can come in healthy, if he weighs like a healthy 185, 190, or something come fight time, that's going to be weird to see. But how old is Damian?

He's probably in his mid-30s? Probably. 32, 33, something like that. I should find out before I talk about that, because that has an effect also on cutting a big amount of weight this late in your career it's going to be interesting to see what he looks like at 70 i'm sure he's a smart guy though if he's doing anything i'm sure that he's doing it the right way 34 if he's doing anything you know he spends a lot of time training with a lot of wrestlers and i'm sure they're going to give

him like the exact right way to do it and you know he know, he's not, he's such a bright guy. I would assume that he would absolutely do it the correct way. And he would only, I mean, must have made some test runs. But I have split feelings on shit like that. I just think it's so unhealthy. When dudes cut a shitload of weight, I'm just like, man, I don't think you should cut that much weight. It's so crazy.

It just seems so unhealthy. It seems like there's a point of diminishing return that a lot of guys cross over. I think he gets around like 8, 10 pounds, 5 pounds, something like that. That's nothing. That's good. That's fine. That's fine. It's barely even going to hurt you.

You're going to be fine. You go back. You refuel. But when dudes are cutting 25, 30 pounds, like they're Anthony Johnson, they're coming in like weighing almost 200 30 pounds like they're anthony johnson coming in like weighing almost 200 pounds and they're fighting at 170 that's kind of crazy it's weird it's like how do you uh how do you how do you stop that though how do you tell people that they uh they can't do that anymore well if you can make it then that's your spot yeah you know that's where you should be if you can make it that's your spot i know. You know, that's where you should be. If you can make it, that's your spot.

I know, but what a weird way to do business. Like, everybody has to almost kill themselves the day before we're going to fight. Everybody has to literally starve to the point where you're really unhealthy. You look terrible. There's a lot of guys that step on the scale 24 hours before a big fight,

and they don't look good at all. You know? It's crazy. Who knows that more than you? Yeah there's guys like bj penn who would choose to fight at 170 and he doesn't even really weigh 170 he would weigh like 166 you know when bj fought like matt hughes i think he was like 166 he's been as low as like 164 and he's fighting welterweights. There's that way to do it too. I mean, Frankie Edgar won the lightweight title that way by being a real 155-pound dude fighting dudes who are probably like 175 maybe. 85.

Maybe even, yeah. I mean, Grant Maynard is a big dude. He's thick as fuck, man. I don't know how much great cuts, but he looks big. He gets to be 230 during off season no didn't mike goldberg say he gets through like 200 or something though he's been too probably probably like joe stevenson used to get big hover around 200 for a while and he cut down on 55. same thing with chris brennan did you see uh joe stevenson he left the ufc and he just lost that dude dakota cochran the guy who had been

in uh he had like some sort of a career in uh gay porn he fought joe stevenson yeah undercard you don't know this whole thing about tough i don't know yeah he was on the ultimate fighter and he had uh he needed some money in his past so he did some gay porn and they let him on the show okay i thought that was uh i thought that was cool i was like you know like all right you know like why not man let the kid on the show why wouldn't you let him on the show isn't the show all about like trying to get your shit together i mean how many of the guys that are on the show have been in jail how many of the guys on the show been in jail for assault has it been any i don't know it might not been any they probably wouldn't allow you to right they'd probably like make sure that they didn't get responsible for anybody that was dangerous i

don't even know the answer to that question but so the dude had a little problem in his past it's in the past now unfortunately there's a video of it and they let him on the show oh i think that's cool but he didn't make it and he lost but he's good man he's good he's real good he beat jose fuck joe daddy up dude joe daddy up stand and then caught him on the ground and got him in the rear naked and finished him wow dude and he had he had his back a couple of times he joe up man he's good he's good he's explosive he's really fast who did he lose to on the ultimate fighter i don't know right sure he may have gotten hurt i think did he i think you Did he? I think you're right. Yeah.

I think you're right. Maybe. This last season, right? Yeah. Because I saw the last season. It's good. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck happened to him.

Silva, Sonnen. We should look it up. Burt Kreisler's new show starts tonight at 9. We're talking about MMA, son. Trip flip. He's watching right now. He's a sweetie. Here it is.

Trying to find out. What about Silva-Sundin? What do you think? What do you think is going to go down? I mean, anything could happen, really. We can see the exact same fight again, and this time Sundin pulls it off and stays out of trouble. Or maybe Anderson Silva's got to the point where he's really hard to take down now,

and Sonnen's having a hard time taking him down. Maybe he takes him down once or twice, but it's the third round, and he's having a hard time. He's forced to strike. Silva and Silva takes him apart. Or we could see Sonnen hurting Silva standing and then going right through him. Anything could fucking happen.

You just don't know. You know, who knows? Maybe Sonnen takes Silva down immediately, through him anything could happen you just don't know you know who knows maybe sun and takes silva down immediately and silva comes after him with an incredible guard he just instead of like being cautious like he wasn't in his last fight he threw that triangle up in the fifth round like go after him right away we might see that and he might tap him in a triangle in 30 seconds it could anything can happen it's who the knows this dakota cochran dude uh he came in as a late replacement against jamie varner and dominated

jamie varner at a titan fighting championship so guess he uh he won a decision over him there and then he lost on the ultimate fighter to some dude named james vick he lost to Vick via split decision. This is his Wikipedia. He performed in 16 videos under the stage name Danny. Fully disclosed this information to the UFC. So the UFC said, all right, whatever. They're probably loving it, just for the interesting angle. But the dude can fight. Forget about all that.

He can fight his ass off. He beat Jamie Varner and he beat Joe Stevens. If he blows up, there's going to be, you know how there's sections when an Armenian fighter fights,

there's a section and there's all Armenians? Right. You know what I mean? There's going to be gay sections. Probably, man. That'd be awesome, dude. I think they do it straight, though.

He only did it for money. Oh, come on. Well, that's what he says. But for sure, he has a big gay following. For sure. For sure. And dude, what if they show up in sure he has a big gay following. For sure. For sure. And dude, what if they show up in droves?

That would be awesome. What if gay dudes start entering into fighting? Yeah. That would be cool. That would be cool. You know what? They might have more anger than your average dude. All that shit.

Well, also, it might be a real mind fuck for a straight dude to get beat up by a gay guy. Like, that might be a mind fuck. Like, not only does this guy beat my ass, he could fuck me. And he might want to. Yeah. You know? Yeah you know yeah yeah i mean maybe that would work for him you know for a lot of dudes it probably would for a lot of dudes it probably would you know when he gets your back that's real yeah there's got to be a style there's got to be a style out there specifically for uh anal rape you know what i mean that's the jujitsu for sure. You'd have to have a base in jujitsu, but it'd get technical

because you'd have to pin the arms a certain way, pin his knees a certain way to get penetration. It's totally different drills. It's hard to hold them in place. Yeah, that would be, but it could be like cop tactics, like police tactics where there's jujitsu in there,

but they got the baton, they got something else going on. They got to handcuff them. I think maybe you have to handcuff them first. You to handcuffs up let's not give anybody any ideas that just seems like a way right hey guys do to a person why even bring that up what a terrible thing to do to a person that's that's definitely not using martial arts for good yes you're right I fucked up I'm sorry have you seen this thing I'm gonna change gears completely about these things that they found these portals in the universe is

hidden portals between the earth and the sun they're totally confused but they're some sort of a guide or a shortcut and there's an opening in the space or time field it's legit yep yeah whoa yeah tweet that shit yeah it's nasa it's a nasa funded researcher and plasma physicist jack scudder of the university of iowa claims he has figured out a way to find them, and they're called X-points or electron diffusion regions. And so there's, you know, the idea is that there's pathways in our galaxy, that our galaxy isn't just, it's not just like, you know, you have to go from here to there.

No, you can actually go in this thing and it might take you somewhere else like like like like a real wormhole can you imagine if we find other wormholes or just like tunnels that just exist all over the place and you know how you can you know just drive through the tunnel well you can just go through the wormhole and that's what you do whoop and you're on the other side yeah man, man. How about that? Have you seen a documentary? That was the ultimate stoner response. Yeah, man. Jim Morrison did it.

I can do it, too. Do you know anything about the Coral Castle in Florida? Yes, I do. Dude, that's insane. Yeah, that dude who made some crazy castle. Brian, pull this up, because I don't understand the science of it, and I'm sure I'm butchering it. It's NASA discovers hidden portals in space.

It's on YouTube, and it'll explain it nasa discovers hidden portals in space and it's on uh on youtube so it'll explain better what they mean by portals but what i'm the way i'm saying and i'm sure i'm fucking it up but in my rudimentary understanding of it, it means that, you know, the universe is not just one flat sort of, it's not the same everywhere. There's little pathways and shit. There's things that exist that, you know, not just black holes, but other things that will take you through to somewhere else,

which is kind of nuts. I mean, someday, some future generation of ours might be able to actually traverse something like that you know i mean it's really crazy to wrap your head around that we might figure out one day how to navigate through the universe and fucking go through an actual portal into another place and it's hard to wrap your head around yeah man i mean just basic shit like the Earth's magnetic field, you know, and that there's certain points on the planet where there's hyper-magnetic activity. Presented by Science at NASA. That guy sounds like he gets no pussy.

A favorite theme of science fiction is the portal, an extraordinary opening in space or time that connects travelers to distant realms. An extraordinary opening in space or time that connects travelers to distant realms. A good portal is a shortcut, a guide, a door into the unknown. If only they actually existed. It turns out that they do, sort of. And a NASA-funded researcher at the University of Iowa has figured out how to find them. We call them X-points, or electron diffusion regions, explains plasma physicist Jack Scudder of the University of Iowa.

They're places where the magnetic field of Earth connects to the magnetic field of the Sun, creating an uninterrupted path leading from our own planet to the Sun's atmosphere 93 million miles away. Observations by NASA's Themis spacecraft and Europe's cluster probes suggest that these magnetic portals open and close dozens of times each day. They're typically located a few tens of thousands of kilometers from Earth, where the geomagnetic field meets the onrushing solar wind. Most portals are small and short-lived.

Others are yawning, vast and sustained. Energetic particles can flow through the openings, heating Earth's upper atmosphere, sparking geomagnetic storms and igniting bright polar auroras. NASA is planning a mission called MMS, short for Magnetospheric Multiscale Mission, due to launch in 2014 to study the phenomenon. Bristling with energetic particle detectors and magnetic sensors, the four spacecraft of MMS will spread out in Earth's magnetosphere and surround the portals to observe how they work.

Just one problem. Finding them. Magnetic portals are invisible unstable and elusive they open and close without warning and there are no signposts to guide us in note scatter actually there are signposts and scatter has found them portals form via the process of magnetic reconnection mingling lines of magnetic force from the Sun and Earth crisscross and join to create the openings. X-points are where the criss-cross takes place. The sudden joining of magnetic fields can propel jets of charged particles from the X-point,

creating an electron diffusion region. To learn how to pinpoint these events, Scudder looked at data from a space probe that orbited Earth more than 10 years ago. In the late 1990s, NASA's Polar spacecraft spent years in Earth's magnetosphere, explains Scudder, and it encountered many X-points during its mission. Because Polar carried sensors similar to those of MMS, Scudder decided to see how an X-point looked to Polar. Using Polar data, we have found five simple combinations of magnetic field and energetic particle measurements

that tell us when we've come across an X-point or an electron diffusion region. A single spacecraft, properly instrumented, can make these measurements. This means that a single member of the MMS constellation, using the diagnostics, can find a portal and alert other members of the constellation. Mission planners long thought that MMS might have to... If you want to hear the whole thing, go online and... Ask and check out. ...and check it out, because I'm sure most of us are not absorbing that. We're going

to have to go back and listen to that and and and read the paperwork on it but that sounds fucking crazy finding new things like that in space is like weird it's so weird like the idea that we we already figured out what was out there oh there's some new shit oh here's some here's some invisible magnetic portal oops here's some new shit did you hear about this uh new um civilization they discovered that lived 8,500 years ago somewhere near Spain? They found it underwater. They have pottery, all kinds of shit. Apparently this area used to be above ground.

Somewhere between 11,000 and 6,000 years ago, it slowly sank away. They've recovered human bones and pottery. It seems like every other month, there's some new groundbreaking discovery that pushes back the date of civilization. It's amazing. This Gobekli Tepe was the first big one. And now they're always finding, like like they found these concentric rings in the in the ocean floor that they believe is atlantis and i think that's somewhere around spain you know there's there's there's all sorts of speculation that there might have been

a fuckload of civilizations that were like really you know pretty advanced for the time and they were living right by the water and they're gone now the water level changed what do you think about that baltic sea saucer you think it's just a rock i'm pretty sure it's a rock yeah have you looked into it yeah i haven't seen any photos that make me think it's anything other than weird rocks did you hear about the divers going down there and trying to fuck with it and the power shuts off twice yeah it could be their equipment sucks at high depth you know it could be the pressure of the equipment just equipment failed sometimes people look for shit to be like something crafty i would love it if it was something crafty but i saw the pictures i'm like that shit looks like rocks man they're like well there's a pearl necklace of it's like

scattered rocks like you guys are like reaching like this is just rocks i mean maybe when you're down there looking at it eye to eye it looks different and maybe there's some shit that they haven't been able to photograph yet then once you see you go oh whoa whoa whoa whoa this is a fucking somebody made this maybe it's possible but um most most of the time i think there's plenty of shit out there that they could be looking at you think you think the scientists are faking their enthusiasm? They're like way... No, they're enthusiastic. It doesn't mean, you know... I don't know. I don't know if they're looking to see something.

I don't know if what they can actually see is much cooler than the shit they've shown us. The shit that they've shown us is like, you see this big rock, and I don't know why we're supposed to think that's special. But rocks sometimes form in weird forms. Graham Hancock said it's just a rock that's what his real his assessment of it was yeah this is peculiar rock that's what he believes it is but you know this is just the beginning of data no one knows but the people who are down there staring at it you know it might be aliens versus predator fucking temple and we just uh or just some old cocky civilization that used to be above water could be

yeah could I mean yeah kid I mean how much would be left of something it was under the water from 30,000 years under the ocean how much of that shit gets maybe it's like part of some Russian experiment or something yeah maybe it's a troll it's a big troll no no no no i mean like uh some vessel that the russians were fucking with like 30 years ago and i don't think so i think they're saying it's a stone it's a stone structure whatever it is natural structure whatever it is okay i believe they're saying it's stone i think there's just some peculiar like pathways in it and stuff like that just but it could be just some weird ass stone i haven't looked that into it i just saw like maybe a five minute news clip on the latest dive and they said they went down the power all the power goes off right and they

went back it sounds awesome if i was gonna write a script that's what i would write if it was like and like one of the guys was the biggest skeptic but now he's he can't explain it he doesn't he doesn't want to make a statement but he's saying this is not normal what is the latest when was the last time it was a news report yeah look at it that's this baltic ufo news report yeah what's interesting is it's so sexy to want to want to think that this is from some other planet you know it's so intriguing if we really imagine if we really found a fucking ship at the bottom of the ocean and it was just dressed up like a rock because that's what you would do if you wanted to hide your ship you make it look like a fucking rock i mean they're aliens they can come here from another planet but it has to look like a ship that's so stupid maybe they made a fucking alien

spacecraft that looks like rocks so when it's on the bottom it's just chillin like a rock of course they should be able to alter their environment or the way they look to their environment so maybe that's what it is I would love that that's the best thing that would be the most the most fun news story that would change the world but I'm not convinced new dive details photos look for the news story yeah there's some photos that uh brian can you find it to show the rocks well it's like a bbc thing maybe yeah i mean it shows it's it's interesting man it's you know hopefully it's something but it might be bullshit it might totally be a natural thing their equipment might suck who. Who knows? But, like I said, it's sexy to think that it's not.

The whole idea of UFOs, the sexiest idea ever, that there's actually going to be something. You forget your bills, forget what the fuck is on TV, even if it was like the final season premiere of the Game of Thrones. The last season, first episode know final season premiere still dude would take seeing a ufo remember if i remember correctly and i could be wrong about david ike like in his in the beginning of his career as being like a dude who lectures on illuminati type stuff he said some shit about reptilians and then a lot of people turned uh that turned them off they're

like fuck david ike is that reptilian guy he loses me when he talks about reptilians so then it seemed like he stopped talking about reptilians for a while but recently i just saw this seminar he did and he gets in depth about reptiles he says that all the world leaders have are being controlled this david ike i just saw this last week are being controlled by reptilians that are on a different frequency and they're around them controlling them you just can't see them they're actually controlling the world leaders that's what he thinks and he's talking about this in his lecture it's it's amazing it's amazing that he can do this yeah um i think. I think he's an entertainer.

That's what I think. I think part of what he does is he's an entertainer. Yeah. I think he's a lot like... There's a few other guys that I don't buy for a second. He's one of them. I think he's got some really good, valid information that he mixes in with some crazy shit,

and he creates a whole cottage industry. That's what I think. Alex Jones was totally against David Icke for a while because of the reptilian thing. Totally against him. And then he actually became friends with David Icke, and he doesn't really want to get into it, but he says that the reptilian thing

makes more sense to him now. And they're cool now. They hated each other. They used to talk shit on each other. Oh, that's hilarious. Now they're cool. They've been cool for a while, though. Alex Jones is a big sweetie.

Yeah. That's the reality. The reality is Alex Jones is always a big sweetie. Yeah. He's one of the coolest fuckers to hang out with. He's a really nice guy. People would never believe it if you watch his doom and gloom yeah you know how crazy is it that we've partied with him in vegas and got hammered with him hammered

we had a great time with him he's an awesome guy yeah and he is not a bad dude man he just gets all worked up yeah and he loves talking you know even when the cameras are off, he can talk all that conspiracy talk non-stop, 24 hours. He never gets tired of it. I love hearing it. I got Alex Jones sitting next to me at Wolfgang Puck. Well, he's Illuminati with the situation. He was brought in by Kennedy in the 60s. 1961, Operation Thundercat.

He'll come up and he'll fucking hit you with some shit and you're like, what? But a lot of what he's saying is right. I love Alex Jones, man. I love his shit. You can't be right all the time. Everyone's wrong and sometimes he's wrong about shit. You don't discount all the fucking beautiful info that he has.

He goes after it. He's going to miss a lot. If you're going to judge someone on being wrong about this or that because he was gonna miss a lot you know you know if you're gonna judge someone on being wrong about this or that because he was wrong about y2k you can't you know they're everyone's wrong about some you can't be right about everything well it's the doom and gloom guys there's a certain amount of entertainment to it you know you gotta you gotta recognize that much like fox news has committed itself to being conservative you know he has committed himself to a doom and gloom and to a certain extent that's the problem that i had with rupert murdoch and not rupert

murdoch what i don't know rupert murdoch michael rupert when michael rupert was was on the show and he would alternate between thinking that it was going to be the end of the world or thinking that people were going to pull it together and i think that you can get caught up in thinking that it's going to everything's going to fucking fall apart you can get caught up in thinking that everything's going to fucking fall apart. You can get caught up in that. It's real easy. It's real easy to just decide it's all coming to an end. It's easy to do.

And I think you get caught up in that the whole world is corrupt, and there's doom and gloom everywhere, and you get caught up in that whole Alex Jones conspiracy mentality. Well, a lot of it's fucking real, man. Yeah, it's true. We don't live in a society where the government is all about the people. We don't, whether you want to believe it or not. The way I look at it is I'm not going to go out there and picket shit.

Who knows? Maybe I'll change my mind if something happens that affects me personally. Maybe I'll be out there with a picket. But one thing we can all do is we can all uh use twitter or facebook just to make people aware i think everybody is aware and that's just from twitter and from facebook if they're aware of what's going on i think slowly we change because i really think that you know there's there is light at the end of the tunnel from all these conspiracy theories and all that shit i think that there is hope that if the everybody was aware and today

more than anybody any other time in history more people are aware that the government is fucking them than ever before because of the internet so i just think let's just keep making people aware just keep pounding them over the head with the information. Look at the studies. Look at this. Look what they're doing. And some people just do not want to believe that the government doesn't have our best interest. They don't want to believe that. They get angry if you bring it up.

You don't have any proof. That's not proof. There's 1,500 engineers and architects that have banned together. engineers and architects that are banned together. They've gone out of their way banning together saying, dude, Tower 7 was demoed. I mean, the banning together and what people say, you know how many architects there are? There's fucking hundreds of thousands. So 1,500 got together. You know what I mean? If 1,500 architects got together and petitioned and said, this house is condemned. It's going to fall apart.

It's dangerous. Would you say, it's only 1,500 architects. There's 100,000 of them. No, you'd go, wait a minute. I'm not moving into that motherfucker. That's kind of an unfair comparison because you're talking about a public event. And when you talk about a public event, the entire world saw this one public event. So you're dealing with millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people to get 1500 that think

there's something going architects and engineers look i'm just saying 1500 crazy people is not unlikely i agree obviously i've always agreed there's something wrong with that that thing it fell down like a controlled demolition it's weird it's weird that that doesn't freak people out and it's weird that you can't sue the fuck out of someone who built a building for you and it catches on fire it just fucking what about the former head of star wars is coming out making some serious allegations he's saying the dick chick the former head of star wars is he a scientist he's a bunch of shit he's coming out and saying that prop based on the evidence based on all the he knows about uh 9 11 based on all that he thinks it looks

like it's probably dick cheney was running all this wow he's that's what he's saying he said dick cheney cheney shot first former head of the star wars program says Cheney, Maine, 9-11 suspect. Official version of events, a conspiracy theory, says drills were to cover for attacks. Of course. The drills were cover for attacks. The former head of Star Wars missile defense program, under Presidents Ford and Carter, has gone public to say that the official version of a 9-11 conspiracy is a conspiracy theory and his main suspect for the architect of the attacks is vice president dick cheney whoa that's you get murdered over wow people get murdered for way less way less

it is funny though that people don't want to hear that it is funny that this is something that would anger people read about his background is he legit oh yeah he's a legit guy yeah he's 100 legit he was the head of star wars star wars is a very interesting program, and I think we've talked about this on the podcast before, but Star Wars scientists have been murdered, like a great number of them. Yeah, I mean, here we go. All the guys that deny the 9-11 shit, the head of Star Wars is saying it was all bullshit.

The head of fucking Star Wars. God damn it. You're still going to deny it? There's so much evidence. But in all fairness, he's a scientist. And he could be some crazy left winger. And just because he's a genius scientist doesn't mean he's not. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but people always talk about credibility. If there was some guy on the street and said, I heard bombs go off, he's just some dude on the street. Now we got a former head of of star wars he could be crazy you can't just at some point you got to go god damn it at some point you got to go of course it's fishy of course there's people banning together 22 star wars researchers all committed suicide 22 all committed to yeah of course that's amazing well there's oh there were the the you know the the thing was the idea was the conspiracy theory was that the star wars program was bullshit and it was never worked and they never had some real missile defense shield that they could shoot in space and knock fucking missiles out of the sky of course they never developed that level of technology.

So they had to sort of hide the fact that it was a big, giant money grab. They tried to look into it. Congress approved it, or whoever the fuck approved it. They look into it, and then it just starts stealing money. So all these scientists that were involved in this that knew it was horse shit, they just knocked them all off. That's the kind of money that you're dealing with. You're dealing with the kind of money that can kill 22 researchers.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Sounds about right, right? It's crazy. Doesn't that sound totally believable? The witnesses of the Kennedy assassination. There's a new video that, what is his nickname on YouTube? MysticMaker37?

He's the Tangerine Show, or Tangerine Show, rather, on Twitter. He made this video, and in the video he talked, it was a clip of us on the podcast talking about the witnesses to the Kennedy assassination and how many witnesses died because they were

murdered, car accidents, electrocutions, suicide, got hit by trains, like a crazy amount of them died in extraordinary ways. And there's a documentary about this? Yeah. Send me a link. And they sent the, their calculation was that the odds of all of these people who had witnessed this one event get murdered or were killed in accidents in such a short period of time was one in something trillion to one. Yeah.

It's that shit over and over again. It was one point something trillion to one. Over and over again. All that shit. Nah. People don't want to believe that. You guys are paranoid. Yeah.

Lee, I'm proud. It's a sexy idea, but Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Yeah. And they've already proven he could shoot that rifle. There's that certain sort of delusional, conservative, sort of patriot type radio guide voice that they do where you're talking nonsense they've uh they've all filled out the dossier it's all completed sorry sorry hippies sorry okay lee harvey oswald acted alone

thank you yeah it's scary shit man but It's scary shit. They want to lock into it. It's like an ideology. Ultimately, we figure out how much evidence would it take to take the biggest debunker dude. How much evidence will it take?

If Dick Cheney came out and admitted it, they would go, no, Dick Cheney. He lost his mind with that new heart. That new heart's a liar's heart. Yes, exactly. People would believe that shit. Of course they would.

A lot of people would. Well, there's a lot of people that want to believe that the government's their daddy. The government's going to take care of them. I think if everyone consciously tried to make all their friends aware of the truth. Look into it. People are constantly looking into it. I think that's happening.'re looking into it Javi Vasquez I was with him last week we were in El Paso doing a Gracie Nationals tournament and he just recently started looking into conspiracy theories and it's like changed his he

kept going on and on and how it's changed his life and changes way of thinking you just actually got to look into it, you know? Well, people conspire. I mean, people don't believe that. This is my question that I always say. Do you believe in 9-11? Do you believe 9-11 happened? Well, if you do, that's a conspiracy, isn't it?

Isn't it a conspiracy? Didn't these guys conspire to make that happen? Yeah. Do you believe that the Japanese attacked World War II? They attacked Pearl Harbor. Well, then you believe in conspiracy theories because the Japanese conspired

to sneak attack with jets and bomb the fuck out of people. That's real. Like, they really planned that out. You know, do you believe that Hitler burned the Reichstag to get people to think that the, you know, that the Nazis

were under attack? Do you believe that Nero burned Rome? Do you believe in any of these crazy... Well, then you believe in conspiracies, man. They're documented throughout history yeah people have been conspiring and bullshit and forever man they've always done it they always will if they can get away with it to pull it off a bunch of evil fucks work together they know each other real well they party together they kill hookers together and they get together and go you know why are we fucking playing by the

rules here let's just rob these bitches let's these bitches. And they all just touch knuckles and they go after it. And they pay money to get lobbyists to change laws to make it easier for them to fucking move money around. And they just, they keep that party rolling. And they leave so much evidence lying around. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Well, in this day and age, I think it's starting to matter. I think what's going on now with the internet is that young people are coming up with a

realization of how the system works, a realization of just human life in general when I say the system, a realization of countries and taking other countries' resources and the whole... The people that are coming up, it's gonna be way harder for the children of the people that live today to justify the way the world runs in in the future because all this information will be out there whereas when we were kids when i was growing up in the 1970s there was no there was no information about any of this we never had any idea how the fucking world worked you had to go to a library if you wanted to get information and you had to find the right book and who knows if that book is even right you could even fact check

it you know it was difficult to find out what the fuck was going on. But now pretty much anybody with a phone has instant access to almost any answer to any question they have, or at least to a reasonable extent. That's going to change everything, man. I think we're just seeing it right now. We're the beginning of the wave. I think the wave behind us is the wave that can't be ignored.

There's going to be a group of people that know everything. They have all the wave. I think the wave behind us is the wave that can't be ignored. There's going to be a group of people that know everything. They have all the information. It's not like you're a regular person that lived in the 1970s, that went to school for a certain thing, and then lived in a certain neighborhood. No, you're going to be influenced by all the humans all over the planet all the time. And that's what's going on right now with Twitter. That's what's going on right now with this fucking podcast. That's what's going on right now with Twitter. That's what's going on right now with this fucking podcast. That's what's going on right now with Facebook. That's what's going on right now with anybody that starts their own podcast and anybody that starts their own message board and anybody that starts their own thing where they're reaching out and communicating

with people and other people lock into it. And next thing you know, you got your own little online party going on, man. You got your own little online party going on man you got your own little online party going on that's never existed no one has ever had that sort of an openness in the past before to open access to information in the past before we've never been able to just communicate with people like this so we're going to get to know each other more in the next hundred years than we have in the last million years we're going to get to know how we handle the real, raw fucking truth of everything. Because in a while, there's going to be no more secrets. You're not going to be able to hide money.

You're not going to be able to hide where resources are coming from. You're not going to be able to hide anything. Everybody's going to know exactly what's going on all the time. And that's when we're going to have to either get our shit together as a species, or start using these fucking bombs we've been storing up it's one or the other when they see guys like brian

they see this is part of the problem what are we talking about i don't know i'm talking about uh bad guys going after you to protect freedom freedom are you worried about terrorist attacks you ever think about it anything can happen bro they already did it they already of course yeah i mean anything could happen did they do it really or did it go down as the head of star wars says and there's a dick cheney who knows exactly how it went down add that to the checklist i thought i shut it off i swear swear to God, ladies and gentlemen. We've been doing so many shows at the other studio.

I'm more concerned about bad sushi than I am about terrorism. I had bad sushi and that ruined my fucking week. But I think about that more than I think about like, oh, no, this plane's going to go down. I don't think people worry about

that it's going to happen to them personally, the odds, but another terrorist attack, for sure. It's going to keep happening. Brian, this is such a sheltered world. I'm worried about bad sushi. It's so silly. I never want to get food poisoning ever again.

That ain't shit. I'm scared. People in Iraq eat food poisoning for breakfast. That's what they have for breakfast. Every day is food poisoning. You're shocked and food poisoning. What are you going to do, man? You're lucky.

You're lucky you live here in America. You've got to roll the dice. You're not living in fucking Tabool. You're not living in Pakistan. Liberia. Launching missiles from the sky with drones. See, Florida says they're going to have the most drones out of any state. How crazy is it that that's a reality? It's a weird world we're living in, man. What are these drones going to have the most drones out of any state. How crazy is it that that's a reality?

It's a weird world we're living in, man. What are these drones going to do again? What are they going to keep track of? They're going to film things, photograph things. They're going to be in the sky in case we ever need them. Like say if there's some sort of a high-speed pursuit, the drones will be able to follow you from the sky. And for sure, drones are going to be above you.

If you plan on doing any speeding, you can go kiss that chick goodbye. There's no more speeding because there's going to be drones that are going to be above you. If you plan on doing any speeding, you can go kiss that chick goodbye. There's no more speeding. Because there's going to be drones that are going to monitor your speed, and then they're going to alert the police to where you are, and the police are going to cut you off. I can't wait until people start hacking these drones. Because you know that shit's going to happen.

Well, that's what happened in Iran. They didn't hack it in Texas. They can hack them, man. It's a real problem. It's a radio frequency, man. Some super genius dude who's smarter than you who wouldn't be working for the government

is going to figure out a way to fuck with that shit. Yeah, those drones be acting a fool just a day after they release those things. Yeah, I wonder how crackable they are,

but I've got to assume that anything that's using radio frequency is going to be able to crack that. They're going to figure out what the frequency is. One drone's going to fall on a child. Well, it already has in Pakistan.

If you're in Pakistan and you're walking with your kid, there's no guarantee that you're not going to get hit with a missile. That's real. They're fucking firing missiles from the sky. And we're not even really officially over there. Because we're not over there. Our robots are over there. Shooting fire from the sky. It's like fucking that fucking hell man it's amazing where we are yeah terminator is

happening for them yeah when you were a kid you remember watching terminator you imagine watching the was it which one was when where the uh the things were flying in the air and they were shooting down was that the first terminator too was it terminator judgment day is that what it was what's going on right now blade runner it's happening we're right in it there's drones these fucking drones flying around what the fuck that was pretty fucking quick they disappeared yeah they said they're going to be 30 000 of them in the country within 10 years what what yeah it's 50 states we need anonymous on that fucking case right it's gonna be a a mess. Well, they got rid of those traffic cameras. Have you noticed that?

Those traffic cameras that take pictures of you going through the yellow light or red light? They got rid of them? Yeah, they got rid of them. Because I think they're unconstitutional. I think there's something about them that's illegal. I think it's because it's a private company that put them up. And the private company somehow or another was profiting off of these people getting photographed going through red lights,

and someone questioned it. I'm doing a terrible job of butchering the argument, or the story, rather. But I think that's what happened. Damn, he probably y'all are on me. No, man. This was a very disjointed podcast today. We really didn't get it together, ever, for ever more than 10 minutes at a time.

Next time, we've got to stop at like two hits. I think two hits is good. You know what? That's what it was. There was two joints. We did smoke too much. Yeah, we went crazy deep. I apologize.

Yeah. Well, that's why I wasn't even upset at Brian for logging into the rock thing. The beginning part. I knew you were so stoned. You didn't know what the fuck you were doing. I wasn't even upset at Brian for logging into the wrong thing. The beginning part. I knew you were so stoned. You didn't know what the fuck you were doing. I didn't even know what was going on. You silly bitch.

You didn't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah, there's a certain level where you really shouldn't be talking into a microphone in front of thousands of people when you get high. That was that level. Like right now, we're perfect. Right now, we can cook with gas.

We can cook with gas. This fucking portal thing is so confusing to me. All this space stuff is so confusing to me. Because I keep wanting to be the skeptic. I keep wanting to be the guy that's like, nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen. Life's going to be the same.

They'll discover a new planet. You can't see it. Who gives a fuck? Nothing's going to happen. Okay, let's get video of that new planet and the creatures on it. Let's have discovery channels about other planets. I mean, how fucking cool is that?

Well, we're so impatient when it comes to discoveries and things. We want it all to happen all at once. When we look back in time at what Galileo had figured out or Copernicus had figured out, it's all stuff that pretty much everybody knows now, but back then it was just mind-blowing revelations about the

nature of the universe. Now, if you look at what we know now, our little baby asses know now, and what they're going to know if we could just keep it together for a hundred years. Just keep it together for a hundred years. Yeah it together for a hundred years yeah there's gonna be some crazy going on think about a hundred 1912 how much did it suck in 1912. it was terrible the cars were dog if they even existed they were dog you're riding around on dirt roads everybody's but they thought it

was cool they had cars for the first time they're like holy shit this is the most amazing part of life here if we're at the edge of the edge of technology that's what people are going to think back about us in 2000 years like oh they didn't have hologram vaginas well i think it's going to be you know we're always like looking for alien life and we're always saying like we can't search alien life i don't think we're ready yet and i think because we're not ready yet because we're not really quite smart enough to tune in to whatever the fuck their frequency they're on you know wherever they are because of that that's why there's no evidence even though it makes sense i think we're going to come to a point at a certain time where if our technology expands and continues to expand it's going to get to a point where

there's no spot in the universe that we can't reverse I mean ultimately if people live for a million years that's gotta happen yeah I mean what we can do today is impossible well we can do in a thousand years from now is gonna be equally impossible to us today you know everything that's so normal like Wi-Fi and in cellular videos and texting people pictures of your butthole. You know, that – Who does that? I noticed I looked right at Brian when I did that.

Oh, you did that? I mean, when you think about what – a thousand years from now, you're going to have things that you can't even wrap your head around today. It most likely will involve the manipulation of space and time. We're going to probably in a hundred years now, have some ability to traverse long distances. That seems possible. If we can just get over a few technological humps, again, this is 100 years from now. I really think it's possible.

What do you know about the God particle they just kind of discovered or something? It's very confusing. They are 99.99% sure that they have recreated this particle based on its mass. And they've discovered some incredible shit, man. I mean, the whole idea behind it is really mind-blowing. But what's going on is they're tapping into the conditions and recreating the conditions that are like a millisecond after the Big Bang. And they're finding these parts of the universe that they had theorized about. And

one of them is this Higgs-Boson particle, this God particle. It's fucking, it's too hard for me to wrap my puny brain around it, But when I do, it's pretty staggering stuff if you stop and consider where we were in 1912 and where we are today and where we're going to be 2012 with this discovery of the Higgs boson, boson, whatever the fuck, however you say it, and whatever the fuck they're going to figure out

within the next hundred years. What does that mean to the average person? I don't know. That we discovered the God particle? I don't know. That we discovered the God particle? I don't know. Nothing yet. Nothing yet. But it could mean everything.

It could... Is the God particle dark matter? Oh, no, no, no. It's not dark matter. Here, let's get a scientific explanation. Let me pee really quick. Okay. We'll get a scientific explanation of it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's that C2O coconut water sun sun? note that we are in my place today the reason being is because Brian almost got cooked with electricity that's also why we don't have our

Alienware laptops up but we are still supporting Alienware and you know Josh Barnett was very happy that we did that because they support fighters and that's why we chose to do it it's a big giant ass computers if you're a gamer they're the shit man if you're the gamer if you're like a hardcore gamer they're like the best computers i've been doing the 3d one the 3d games uh portal i've been playing in 3ds yeah the laptop is insane

we got these you motherfuckers we got an 18 he got an 18 inch which is insane it's pretty much like an imax that you can fold up i got a 17 inch uh and it's pretty cool man the the the keyboards are all light up different colors uh it's huge resolution and it's really smooth for playing gaming i'm doing i'm pretty much using it just for gaming now yeah that's the only reason to use it. They're monster computers. If you're a hardcore gamer... And there's people like, you know, Alienware's super expensive, and they are.

It's not that bad. It's not cheap, man. Look, if you want a built-up computer, it could be expensive. But that's just... But not compared to Mac prices. Mac's still pretty expensive, I realize, because I went to Alienware. But it's high-quality shit. That's why. If you build it. Because I went to Alienware. But it's high quality shit. I mean, that's why.

If you build it together yourself, you could probably build it for cheaper. But I'm not building anything myself. I'm a grown man. It's not going to be cool like that. Yeah. It doesn't have that. Well, those laptops are special. Those are fucking cool items to have around.

But the reason why we're not supported, we're not sponsored by Alienware. We're supporting MMA. We're actually sponsored by a company called Punch Drunk. Sucker Punch. Sucker Punch Entertainment. So that's where it's coming down from. So they hooked us up with a deal on the Alienware computers. Like you said, we try to support people that support MMA.

And we try to support good companies, which is why I always talk about CTO, which is a fucking awesome coconut juice from thailand and i got a new case that they just sent me that has pulp in it i haven't fucked with it yet i just got it today do me a favor i'm gonna do this live do you have any cto left tonight with that one right there yes i want you to take a sip of that and i want you to take a sip of this i'm not drinking it after you drink please i'll wipe it off i'll wipe it off good enough come on sorry pour it into your mouth start stop stop don't want to do it not happening all right you want to be a woman too much no no this can feels weird to me oh you got a bad can i think so oh we'll go get another one see if it tastes different i don't know i've never had a bad can from them is that something that happened maybe it's just

you this is your your reaction it's warm too do you like um this better than that uh non-pasteurized yeah oh it's warm you know what because one of them was loose which had been in my refrigerator for uh like weeks and the other one just got in the refrigerator right before the podcast started you just pull it out of that big package i just opened that yeah see that case is not that's not cold yet this stuff is it's way better way better cold right yeah big difference it tastes like a completely different thing yeah yeah apparently they say that it's from thailand the thailand coconuts are the most delicious and sweet when it comes to their coconut water but uh if you can get fresh coconut juice like uh if you near a whole foods you should it's super expensive but god damn is it good

it's delicious fresh coconut juice where it hasn't been pasteurized or homogenized just right out of the coconut but it doesn't last very long but man if you get it there's a company called uh press juicery that i use they're great man that's a good press coconut juice is so delicious uh we're turning to you for conversation we We're going to Vegas this weekend. Yeah, this weekend. Yes. We never even broke down Silva versus Sonnen. I talked a little bit about it.

We didn't get your thoughts. Do you think that Anderson Silva is going to be a completely different fighter this fight? I just don't fucking know. He could be. Yeah, you wonder. It was much easier to take down than I expected in the first fight. And he does, you know, that is like a guy who was injured. Like, he didn't want to try to stop the takedown.

Who knows? Maybe he's impossible to take down at this point. That could happen. I don't know about that. Maybe. The whole thing's interesting. When a guy fights injured, you just don't know. And Anderson's not a guy who's ever said he, he fought different than he ever fought before.

And he's not a type of guy that makes excuses in the past. Like a lot of people don't know that he had double knee surgery just five weeks before he beat Travis Luter. That's what his manager told me, he told me. I mean, that's a crazy thing, what he did. He fought Travis Luter right when you're supposed to not even be back to training again. Five weeks in. So a guy who's willing to do that and not tell anybody, he did beat Travis Luter a lot easier and more convincingly than he beat Chael Sonnen, though.

So who knows? Who knows how much it really bothered him, but he won. The bottom line is he figured out a way to win. And that's why it gets interesting. Because if he's healthy now and he doesn't have any injuries will he be able to stop the shot now you know will it be an easier fight for him or will it be the same fucking thing you can't stop that power down yeah maybe sun and takes him down um maybe it's hard maybe it's easy but he takes him down and he and his passing is getting better what if he passes in arm triangles? That could happen. He's been working with Vinny Magalhaes.

And Vinny says, he might be trying to blow up Chael, but he says that he thinks that Chael has the ability to finish Anderson. And I believe it. Any wrestler at that caliber has the ability to squeeze a neck. They just got to focus on it just a little bit. You focus on it. If he just focused on arm triangles and rear naked chokes and a guillotine,

just keep polishing that shit every day. Just keep drilling it. Slowly becoming dangerous with just those three. And of course, you got to get really good at passing. Passing the guard is just as important as taking a guy down.

You got to get really good at passing. You can't pass the guard. Man, all you have is ground and pound and dudes nullify that pretty easily now. It seems like he's passing pass the guard man all you have is ground and pound and dudes nullify that pretty easily now so you gotta it seems like he's passing and his fast past few fights his passing was looking good and uh you know he got an arm trying well he controlled bisping on the ground too which is really hard to do bisping is very good defensively off his back yeah you know chael wasn't able to submit him but he controlled him for quite a while on the ground But what he did with Brian Stan was really impressive

He smushed that guy That's like some serious pressure His arm triangle is super legit Brian Stan was defending the right way too But it didn't matter He squeezes too hard When you get a good one of those things When a guy really develops a good one

When they really get a feel for it Especially when they're a big wrestler Like a Chael Sonnen guy who already has a sick squeeze and a sick top game and sick balance and just knows how to crush things down. They can lock on to one technique like that, man. They become so dangerous. Even when you're defending, you still can get submitted.

It just crushes your fucking head. If that guy gets a hold of your head and arm, you're done, son. You're done. It's amazing how dudes like Cody McKenzie they just lock on to one fucking technique and get so laser-sharp at it they pull it off on everybody even though dudes know they're trying to pull it off they got obsessed with it they put a lot of numbers in you know that could happen with any technique yeah just amazing that Cody McKenzie's fucking guillotine is ridiculous it's ridiculous yeah I've never seen a guy but what does he have like 11 wins by

guillotine now something like that it's incredible incredible always chokes with the same arm same thing with Marcelo he always chose his right arm it's amazing yeah I'm still sad that Marcelo never got back into MMA he had a one fight where he got cut, and he had a hard time using the gloves. He had a hard time strangling a guy with those gloves on. I guess it makes a big goddamn difference. Yeah, and then the grease, too.

You've got to get used to that. There's a big difference between gi and no gi, and then there's a big difference between rash guard and no rash guard. Yeah, that's right. There's a big difference. It's true. It's not the same thing. It's way more slippy. That's a good point, man.

Yeah. Do you think that when you see guys in Abu Dhabi and things along those lines, do you think that they should be able to wear pants? Do you think they should be able to wear a Yogi style? Well, in Abu Dhabi, you can wear pants. You can wear gi pants? You can wear anything you want. You can wear a gi if you want it.

Really? Yeah, you can wear anything in Abu Dhabi. And can your opponent grab that gi? You know what there's there's some tournaments out there that have ridiculous rules that they just don't it's just the most ignorant shit out there it's amazing that it still exists like some tournaments they allow you to wear gi pants in a no gi tournament but uh your opponent can grab them and control but you can't grab and control shorts. I say, yeah, let him control the pants, but why can't I grab his shorts if he's grabbing my pants? Just because his pants are shorter, it makes zero sense. If you're going to allow someone to grab pants, you should be able to grab shorts.

Or don't allow it at all. Don't allow grabbing anything. It just seems weird if you have pants on and you have a gi on, you're allowed to grab it. But if you just both are wearing shorts, you're not allowed to grab it. It's ridiculous. It gets tricky. Yeah, it's stupid shit like that. Do you think that everybody should have to fight just skin on skin, just valley two-dose shorts and that's it?

No, I think you should be able to wear anything you want. I like the way the Japanese ran it. If you want to come in with an Aikido gi, let them come in with an Aikido gi. the way the Japanese ran it. If you want to come in with an Aikido gi, let them come in with an Aikido gi. What happens is, is that the boxing people that made all these rules,

they didn't understand what was exactly what was going on with Jiu-Jitsu. They thought, we're not going to give anybody an unfair advantage, so we're going to take away the gi because people, they saw hoists choking out Ken Shamrock

with this collar, or with his sleeve. But really, in Japan, you could wear anything you want and if the pants were that dangerous, all the Brazilians would be wearing pants. How come no Brazilians are wearing pants except for hoists? The pants aren't dangerous. What they do is try to even out the playing field

because people are wearing fucking Vaseline. People are Vaseline. The fighters are always greasing themselves up. Strikers, are you kidding? They don't want to go out there and get strangled. They're all putting on grease the night before. You really think they're all greasing? Not all.

A lot, though. Not all, but a lot. How are they doing it? What do you think is the most common way they do it? People are like, this is what I've heard. They'll take cocoa butter and like sleep with it and then wash it off the next morning so your skin appears to be dry and then when you start sweating it comes out of your pores that's you know if you're fighting a leg lock wizard

you're gonna shave your fucking legs and grease up you know and and not only that not only that another thing that came from boxing that's that's what's up with all the vaseline all over people's faces you don't think that gets all over their bodies a lot of times people get accused of greasing well anderson is in fights wiped it off his face and under his chest well whether you do that or not when you're fighting in your grappling dude's touching your face touching your chin then he's touching your arm it's these guys are are have vaseline all over their body by the end of the fight yes so like that's a an unfair advantage to a striker you know it's harder to get submissions we should be pushing to get more submissions you know in professional football they push for more offense they change rules and

adjust shit for more offense. Same thing in basketball. Right. So what you're saying is that if they were just allowed to wear rash guards, that would basically even up all the problems that we have with Greece. If you want to. You don't have to if you want to. Some people don't want to wear shit because, remember, in Japan,

you can wear anything you want. And what the jujitsu guys chose to wear is little tiny shorts of course eventually went to pants yes yes no pants top but pants but then he ended up fighting mma with shorts no more shorts when he fought when he fought matt hughes that was once that was again well they didn't allow him to wear anything else yeah totally and the fact the fact that pants are like karate pants or gi pants are not allowed or like tights like the way a aoki wears tights it's it's counterproductive for the sport you know i just let them well it would be a good way to counteract the idea that you know everybody's greasy yeah it's just greasy people

are greasy and if they're not they got vaseline all over their face it's going to get all over their body and it makes it harder all that vaseline all over your face. It's going to get all over their body. And it makes it harder. All that Vaseline all over your face makes it harder to pull off submissions late in the fight. You mix that Vaseline with sweat and blood. We should be like, it would be like banning tights, would be like banning wide receivers

wearing gloves in rainy days or snowy days. They let them wear gloves so they could catch the ball more offense more drop balls means shitty play people get bored they want more high scoring right but that's not a person a ball's not a person the problem is the idea is that someone should be able to have the best defense possible with two men with bare skin yeah if also one guy's wearing some sticky clothes but it's okay and and the amateurs in California, they let them wear rash guards. It's no problem.

Really? Yeah? Yeah. And the amateurs, you wear rash guards. It's no problem. I think I predict it would change the game. Female MMA fighters wear rash guards. How is that okay? That's unfortunate.

Yeah, totally. But how is that okay? They have an unfair advantage. You should be allowed to wear rash guards. I mean, it works in female MMA. We should allow it in the pros, too. What's the big deal? It's just a rash guard.

It'd be nice. People would come in with tights, and they look like little superhero characters. It'd be cool. Aoki was just as famous for the different crazy pants he wore as he was for his fighting style. I'm down for tights. The only problem that I would have with the gi is that you can use the gi as a weapon. You could Ezekiel choke the fuck out of somebody, and that doesn't feel right. Yes, but again, in Pride, they allowed that, but there's way more cons to pros than wearing gis.

As far as the gi experts, the gi experts said, you know what? Yeah, I could choke you out with my sleeve, but dude can choke me out with my own collar, so it's not even worth it. Do you know what I mean? Do you remember when yoshida fought hoist yeah yoshida fought hoist and he said he was out and he wasn't out he lied totally made up the fact that he was out he's like he's he's not even barely choking a hoist his like foot was up and shit like there was no way he could have been out like his he was like holding his foot up and he's out he's out and then like reverie stops and he's like what the fuck are you doing? I ain't out.

They totally bamboozled him. Yeah, there's a lot of tomfoolery going on in Japan. And that was with a gi. He was wrapping him up in a gi, supposedly. But again, if it was an advantage to wear a gi, all the Brazilians coming over and fighting in pride, they'd all be wearing gis and gi pants. You what I mean it's not an advantage it's amazing that hoist chose to fight like that though yeah he was but then when you watch like

Hickson's fights with Zulu he never wore a gi he wore little tight shorts yeah interesting in the long run the gi is a disadvantage that's what the Brazilians are saying by not wearing it they're making that statement yeah that's kind of crazy when you stop and think about it. There's this ancient outfit that people wear, you know, they've been wearing for how long? A thousand years? Who knows? How many years have martial artists been wearing a gi, you know?

Or in Taekwondo, they call it a dobok, you know? And I don't know, what is it called? Kimono? Is that what the Portuguese like to call it, the Brazilians? I think that's a Japanese word. Yes, but they use the word kimono as well, right? Yeah. Japanese definitely call it kimono is that what the portuguese like to call it the brazilians i think that's a japanese word yes but they use the word kimono as well right yeah japanese definitely call it kimono but that's what uh that's what the brazilian jiu-jitsu guys refer to it right yeah yeah we didn't accept kimono we took gi isn't that weird when it got over here it became a gi it went from being kimono

to the brazilian to japanese kimono brazilian kimono gi and the brazilians didn't call it gi i don't know i think americans don't americans uh very rarely call kimonos and when they do you know they're a serious jiu jitsu dork you know if somebody asks you what brand kimono do you wear oh you serious jiu jitsu dork some dudes just get so caught up in jiu jitsu man it's just like it's so much fun when you first start tapping guys it becomes so much fun that some guys just completely lose their and just just dive into it yeah i was a jiu jitsu freak i was thinking about getting out one of those americans are so into it i love brazil went to brazil in 2000 again in 2003 i loved anything brazilian anytime

a brazilian was fighting fighting an MMA he could be fighting a Mexican I don't give a shit I'm going for the Brazilian I'm oh I was so hardcore I would have got a tattoo of a Brazilian flag on my back with that o demi Progresso thing on it I would consider that that is a dope I was hardcore dope logo the Brazilian mean no mean mean odeme e progresso uh like maybe uh my guess is uh oath promise to progress i don't know something like that fun country man dude they're the only country that shuts down for a month to party yeah it's beautiful man there are people down there really fun i really enjoy doing the ufcs down there the audiences are like nothing you've ever seen in your life in between fights they were doing the wave and screaming and cheering

I mean like the level of passion that the Brazilian fans have it's not no one's close no one is close not Americans and we've been everywhere we've been fucking everyone no one's close no one's close. Brazilians smash everybody with loyalty, celebration. Singing. Yeah. Even in jujitsu tournaments. I went to Brazil in 2000 for the Worlds. And it wasn't at a giant place.

It was kind of like at an old beat-up kind of arena. Like a mini beat-up arena. It wasn't that great. And those motherfuckers had drums and shit they had all these chats it was like a high school gym and they were going nuts they would have crushed cheerleaders they would have fucked them up do you remember um um when we were in abu dhabi and they started singing in the middle like jacare was fighting and someone started they started like they got songs man yeah yeah they're singing and pounding on the tables or the

the chairs like drums i mean it's amazing man they they got into it to the point where it was like it was like you were like it was like a you're privileged to be there like you didn't know that there was a place like this you didn't know that this was that this was something that was going on out there in the world you watch these badass jiu jitsu guys fight and then these brazilian guys are singing and and dancing in the crowds crazy and do you think it's a coincidence that brazil may be the only country or the only country part of the un i don't know exactly but brazil is super rare in that they go against un drug policies and make ayahuasca legal oh yeah legal there you think that has i mean i hear that in

brazil and i could be wrong but i saw this in the documentary it could be bullshit but they that a lot of people give there's like an i there's an ayahuasca uh christian religion that's kind of like a mesh of both and they give ayahuasca to babies they give ayahuasca when you're 14 to prevent alcoholism somehow if you have ayahuasca in your system before alcohol or maybe even after some in some way it does something to your brain or somehow spiritually I don't know but it keeps you from being an alcoholic a waste case and Brazil's like fuck it ayahuasca is legal and who parties harder than brazil who celebrates more than brazil those guys are insane i'm sure it has to have some

impact but marijuana is illegal there it's really uh really illegal it's not good at all gotta be you know gotta be right but it is it is illegal but But a lot of Brazilian jiu-jitsu players, they smoke weed. It's very popular in jiu-jitsu. But it's like you got to have to deal with some people that are selling illegal drugs. And the weed is shit down there too. I think South America just altogether is shit weed. It's unfortunate. It's ridiculous.

And it's hopefully one day. I mean, can you imagine if Brazil had medical marijuana? Oh, my God. If Brazil had legalized weed on top of the way they rock it right now, on top of the greatest crowds of all time, on top of the most insane beaches, you look out and see islands and shit. Dudes are selling coconuts.

If they had weed for free, too, I mean, legal weed, it would be the most ridiculous country of all time. It's weird how cultures just grow up and it's a lot of it is depending on how bad where you live sucks You couldn't have a lifestyle like Brazil if you lived in Iceland like bitch you got to go out and kill a whale Okay, it's fucking we're gonna freeze to death. Okay. We need some food. We need to batten down the hatches We need to not in Brazil, you know how to batten down the hatches. It's awesome out even in the winter it's awesome so what do they do they they fucking party it's totally cool it's totally brazilian and totally cool not to be like on a like a strict schedule yeah they love just say hey you know when you're in brazil higgin machado told me this when i went to brazil the first time

we kept telling like we got to do this we're going to do that. He goes, relax. In Brazil, there is no time. There is no time in Brazil. I'm like, whoa, these guys do whatever the fuck they want to do, whenever they want to do it. It's all about having fun. There was a dude that I met down there that was, I think he's a Machado black belt.

I forget his name. I apologize. But he was telling me that he moved back there in the late 90s he moved in brazil and uh just started living there and he just just loved it and he said the one thing that you got to get used to though is like when you need something fixed like good luck you need a dude to show up at your house at a certain time well he might show up you know but you know shit happens i i remember in the early 90s when jujitsu blew up because of Hoyce Gracie, because of the UFC, a lot of Brazilians started fucking making the move and opening up shop and taking territories.

Henzo went to New York. Half went to San Francisco. Machados went to Southern California. Jorge on Southern California. Everyone was just like, it was like the gold rush for Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Yeah, everybody came here, right? I mean, you think about how many high-level jiu-jitsu schools are in California. Hell yeah, they're all coming to California.

It's nuts. They're all coming. And Miami. Yeah, they want that nice weather. They want the nice weather. They want the surfing. But they still go to Toronto. Brazilians are lokesters, man.

Don't fucking relocate to Toronto. Yeah, there's some spots that are wide open, but you really want to open shop in Wisconsin or something. You want to open shop in Wisconsin or something They hang for a walk is like even solo and Shandy they went to Ohio for a while They went but there's only so much a Brazilian could do in Hawaii or in Ohio, right? So they said fuck it. They came to San Diego. Well, um like What's his name? Nepal Gabriel Gonzaga. He's in Western Massachusetts massachusetts man it's cold as fuck out there yeah western is like a big difference because marcelo went to new york and then he went to

florida and he said fuck it he don't like the the weather in florida he went back he loves new york well new york is if you're a thinking person and marcelo's a thinking person new york is much more stimulating more stimulating people Florida is nice and everything like that but goddamn like the mean intelligence level in Florida Hanzo oh I'm fucking New York though I'm so fucking owns New York did he is the godfather he's like John Gotti of jiu-jitsu there many roads that shit fuck yeah and he's got he's got a ridiculous number of students yeah and he's's huge, right? And he's making some serious bank, man. That guy.

And he's one of the nicest guys on the planet. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? He's a great guy. He's on Twitter all the time, just spreading positivity. Is Marcelo on Twitter? Yeah, he's on Twitter. Not as much as Henzo.

Henzo's on Twitter. I'm like, isn't it like 5 in the morning in New York right now? And he's still just Twittering all just positive shit. Henzo is just positive, positive, positive. He's a bad motherfucker. Where are they? How far away are they from each other? Henzo's school and Marcelo's school?

They're really close. They're both in Manhattan. Really close. But Marcelo also has a very successful school, too. But Henzo, I think. Henzo is... He's been around forever. Henzo.

Yeah. Marcelo's much more recent. But Marcelo has that Josh Waitzkin dude, that chess wizard that was... Yeah, I met him last time I was in New York. Really cool guy. Yeah. I exchanged some emails with him. All Marcelo's guys are fucking so cool.

He's the guy that they based the movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. Yeah, yeah. And he was a chess genius, spent all his life doing that, and then he got into martial arts and initially got into kung fu. And then I think he was doing push hands, like those push hands competitions. And then he got into jiu-jitsu and fell in love with it and started breaking moves down sort of the same way in a disciplined approach, the way he learned to play chess,

because they learn to think of moves and chains and regressions. And so he broke it down as a discipline you know and made that mj mg in action website and he's got all the different techniques labeled and you have that same going on too at uh at 10thplanetjujitsu.com right you can go there and you have it set up where you have all the different moves and techniques and someone yeah doesn't even have to like train here they can learn your shit online and then bring it to a local jiu-jitsu gym and practice it i release episodes of the show called mastering the system i release one every few weeks and as every technique that i teach at my school

i put it up online for 4.99 so yeah it's an amazing resource for someone who lives somewhere like say if you're stuck somewhere and they don't have any high-level jiu-jitsu, you can get together with your friends and you can start a club. You know, you could get a certain amount of people. And maybe they have mats at the YMCA. When I was a kid, the YMCA had mats. Like, you could set some mats up and you could start a club. There's so many guys out there, so many run-ins.

They're getting two or three of their friends, putting mats in the garage and study studying Marcelo you can study you know the Mendez brothers study a drug about you can get mastering the system put it all together yeah and and have some fucking yeah and then they'll take trips sometimes like a lot of these guys will come in and you know they'll train in Manhattan for a week you know that's what George St. Pierre did when he was young went to Hanzo's and trained there or they'll go tojacques or they go to your gym you know we're in burbank now folks if you if you were looking for the legends uh went under due to unforeseeable circumstances so uh if you want to learn some 10th planet jujitsu you have to go to our 10th

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All right, you dirty bitches. This has been a long and disjointed podcast, and we apologize for it. Brian, you really got to get your shit together because you can't do any of the things that you said. Can I make a request? Can I make a request, Joe? Yeah, sure. I just dropped a new song, and I want to play it for you. Right now? Is it too late? Yeah, we have like just dropped a new song, and I want to play it for you. Right now?

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All right, you freaks? Next week, we've got a lot of shit going on. We've got Tommy Chong coming up. We've got Kevin Pereira, Adam Kokesh from Adam vs. the Man, and Honey Honey. And we don't know if we might have to move some people around. That's a lot. We might have to do Honey Honey a little earlier in the day.

And then next week, we've got Aubrey, who's returning from Peru, another psychedelic adventure then we got bobo from finding bigfoot i am very excited about that one when's that cat beyond oh she's uh she's emailing me we're going back and forth we're going to figure it out you go kat von d responded to me on twitter today and i i gushed like a little child oh this this weekend if you're going to see that ufc i'm going to be also doing a show uh doug loves movie taping at palace station on sunday and doug loves movies for those who don't know is the um podcast of uh the i heard grumpy doug benson doug benson also grumpy i got an after party saturday night at the cat house at the luxor

it's a 10th planet after party after the UFC Cat-house Luxor everybody's invited. What is the the cat house? It's a it's a small lounge I wanted a place where we could get everybody in, you know If we would have haze or something like excess like those clubs you only get ten guys in you know, it gets crazy I wanted to put together a party where I made sure that all my 10th Planet people, because there's going to be a bunch of them there this weekend, they could all get into one spot without any trouble. They got a bar there.

They got music. It's just for 10th Planet family. Anybody that's down, you don't have to go to a 10th Planet school, but it's after the UFC Saturday, Cat House at the Luxor. Look for me. Boom, bitches. That's about it oh if you're a fear factor fan the fear factor episode where we um well i shouldn't tell you what actually happens but uh there's uh one two hour episode that we filmed besides the donkey seaman one that won the

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