The Joe Rogan Experience - #2382 - Andrew Santino

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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Joe Rogan podcast checking out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night All day Zantino My man Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time, I'm back What was last time here? It's got to be over a year

Is that real? Two years? Jeez, bro Yeah, it's got to be Time waits for no one I know, man, you left me high and dry in Los Angeles and two years later I come back down How to go, big dog. I know.

How to go. You're going to go eventually. You can't hang in there. Eventually, it'll just get to be mad max and you'll just go, I can't, I can't, I can't. When Newsom becomes president and Kamala Harris becomes governor and then it's like full communist. You don't think he's going to become president.

You do? He can win. No. Yep. He could win. Yeah. No, because I think he's one of those guys that. She almost won.

Yeah. He's better than her. You think people would like him more? Really? No, he's better at her. And talking. He's better at talking. Like, the whole thing is not, like, who's a better government.

Look, the guy who's the fucking host of the Apprentice is the president of the United States for the second time. Like, this doesn't, nothing makes any sense. No, it doesn't. So it's like, the system is like, it's a goofy system. It's a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes. Right. It makes no sense. Who controls the nukes.

I just feel like lefties and right. Both people don't like him. You're right. Both people don't like him. But there's no choices other than. him on the left, and the people on the left are only going to vote on the left, and that's it. Unless some Mamdani guy comes out of left field. Is that the New York guy? Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. He's going to win. He's going to win. The mom daddy guy. What was his policy? What did

he run on? Oh, he rented everything. Rent control, stabilized rent. He's going to tax the rich people way more than before. Businesses are going to run out of that place like it's on fire. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. Cheers to Manhattan. You know, look, the thing is maybe what he wants to do is going to coincide with AI and automation, which is going to be, you're going to have to have someone who has at least some sort of, not like pure socialism, but at the very least universal basic income, like ideas that they want to implement.

Because if you don't, you're going to have chaos. You're going to have all jobs are going to, essentially. most jobs are on the chopping block it's right now if you think about it the amount of jobs that a robot with AI can't do are so little they're so little yeah like they're making great songs now have you heard the 50 cent song the many men song I've heard the band there's a band that's that's got like four million streams a month on Spotify and it's all AI oh there's a bunch of those it's so terrific they made this girl who was a an AI like a of fucking what would you call that kind of music you know that that gal that they made that was we

played a little bit of it on the podcast she's like kind of emo i'm not remembering uh anyway they they made her in about a minute and then they made the song in about another minute and it was great it's a hit song i was listening to it i was like this is a good fucking song it sucks that i like it i listen would be like dude this is really good have you haven't heard the many men version the ai version of many men no Okay. A.I. did a cover of 50 cents, many men. Love that song. Wait till you hear the AI version.

Oh, no. The AI version, they did it with some kind of like 1950s, 1960s, like soul rendition of it. Oh, no. Like a soulful blues kind of rendition. Jazz sort of, bro. And it's still 50, though. It's his voice. No, no. No, no.

It's a completely fake human being. Oh, this is crippling. It's so good? I hate it. I've probably that one. Did you check out any other ones I sent you? Because I made like a 1980s glam rock one. That sounds pretty fucking good, too.

You made a glam rock? I know how they're doing it. I can use the same program. So like I started fucking around with the two. You can do it in literally five minutes. I'm still behind. I'm behind. I haven't done the, I haven't used chat GBT once.

I haven't used it yet. Good for you. I'm still a little scared. Well, it's getting implemented whether I like it or not. Yeah. I mean, if you ask your iPhone a question and it says, if it can't figure it out, because your iPhone is basically like a 12-year-old. Right.

It's like if you just ask the iPhone, it doesn't have a lot of access to information. It'll say, I'm not sure about that. Would you like to go to chat GPT for the answer? Like, why don't you go to chat GPT? Just, but it has to ask you before it does it, I guess. Yeah, I haven't signed up. I'm still, look, and I know the technology is going to get even stronger. Your guy last night, John, what's the photographer's name?

The older guy? Joe? Joe. Joe he had in the new AirPods and I was like oh Joe keeping up with the times that's pretty great he's like they're hearing aids now and I was like yeah seriously he's like yeah well they have these things called they've had them forever called Walker's game ears and you can wear them in the woods and you hear like footsteps like hundreds of yards away yeah yeah it's crazy and the crazy thing is when a gun goes off they protect you so it protects you from loud sounds

but it amplifies regular sounds. Well, like, it something has a frequency that pitches up so they're going, wow. So it protects you at a certain point in time, it becomes noise cancellation, or a certain level of decibels, it becomes noise cancellation. Play them a little bit of that. Fit me that song. You got to hear some of this, bro. Blood in my dog and I can't see.

Look at it. They made a video, too. I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be. Look at this And niggas Trying to take my life away Oh my god Woo!

I put a hole in a knicker Oh God How good is this? So good It gets better, listen to us My back on the wall Now you're going to see

This is my favorite part right here Better watch how you talk When you talk about me Because I'll come and take your life away That's not a person It gives me chills, man Like it's uncomfortable in my chest Oh

That's a mini, mini man That's my favorite right there See that guy So good I know but I hate it that I like it Because it's bad, this is bad Is this not bad? I don't know it's not bad

It is It is No no no It is It is It is not bad It's not good It just is

And if that was a guy He would be a fucking superstar Superstar Superstar Out of the gate If that was like some young cat Who just came out of nowhere Or better yet, some dude who's been doing the road for like fucking 20 years and now he's 42 and this is his debut album and he's just been fucking grinding it out at these weird bars and shit.

And then he comes out with that song, he'd be like, oh my God, where is he? I got to see him in real life. Where have you been? Where have you been, sir? He kind of has that aloe black. Do you know aloe black? No. He kind of has a little bit of that tone, a little bit of that.

But it's so funny to hear that. Charles Bradley like. Yeah, Bradley, a little bit of that. Yeah, little Charles Bradley. Well, I mean, they get the best out of every fucking vocal ever, and they combine it and make a perfect person. But that's the infringement on art is what's scary, because you're like, well, at some point, are people going to not want human art?

Are they just going to go, just give me that? I want to make, like, are people going to go, I want to watch a movie with Sharon Stone from 96? They've already done that. And you can, but I mean, at home, just make your own movie at home. make go play it. No, that's not, they're doing that. No, I know they're doing it. I'm saying how quickly is that going to be. They've done Luke Skywalker. They're doing new Luke Skywalker movies with young Luke Skywalker,

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you're dead right no argument yeah doesn't matter I know it's happened whether you like it or not just happening it's happening at a pace that is unstoppable this conversation we would not have had two years ago. No. Two years ago, no one is even thinking like, A.I. is going to take over art? No way. No. But now it's over because they basically, look, everything has been said.

Everything has been told. Every song has been sung. Smash them all together, make a new version of it. All you need is a prompt. All you need is a prompt. And you got a new Bob Dylan who makes the old Bob Dylan look boring. You got some renegade Bob Dylan, some wild dudes out there doing yoga in the woods. You know what I mean?

It's like you can't stop it, man. I'm Dylan doing downward dog in the pines. A perfect person. You know, you can't stop it. No, what's happening. I get it. But this, what I was saying about New York and this mom donnie guy, like, you're going to have to have some way to feed people.

You're going to have to, like, people are not going to have jobs anymore. They're going to go away. We're inefficient and we are lazy and we are entitled and we like to think we're doing a far more important thing that we really are and everybody does that everybody's like without me this office would fall apart all right linda everybody does that i do all the paperwork that you won't do yeah that well yeah i never get any credit right tell you what this guy this piece of shit i should be the boss there's that is um you know i mean that it is going to take away so many jobs but but will it create more will it create more jobs on the other side of it

somehow that's the right isn't that the goal if you're going to ruin a lot of these jobs and take them are is something else going to create another job on the other side fixing some of the problems i think you're thinking it the wrong way you're thinking that jobs are essential they're not i mean some are right no no no no no this this thing oh this is fucking me up Dude, you're freaking me out. I shouldn't have taken this gummy this morning. Oh, you should have. You should have taken two and brought me one.

I'm freaking it out, man. This thing is the new dominant life force on Earth, and it's emerging from its cocoon right now in real time. That's what it is. It's just giving you little snippets, like songs and movies and art and answering your questions, and it's doing all these things. But this is just coming out of the cocoon. It's just going like this right now. It's not out and growing. Right.

It's coming. And it doesn't matter. Like, don't we need, our job's essential? Well, what does that mean? What does that mean? It doesn't, you're talking like, I'm a flint napper. I've been making arrowheads for 35 years. You're telling me that flint napping is go out of style.

I don't buy it. Yeah, one day you're not going to need an arrow because someone's going to have a gun. Okay. One day, you're not going to need a flint map because people are going to invent alloys like titanium and steel. And they're going to use that instead of fucking Flint. And this is just how the world works. This is how technology works. It's how innovation works.

As long as the Earth stays in a relatively stable environment, we don't nuke each other or get hit by a giant rock from space. This is what happens. I say speed that rock up. Let's go, dude. Suck it in, dude. Let's rock. Let's get out of here. No, it is great.

It's exciting. No, I just think it's, I think the fear for me is, um, I just hope the younger generation still likes, I think live art, the shit that we do, I hope that still stays. Oh, it's always going to stay. I love live art. I love live comedy. I love live music. I love it.

I love going to see things live. It's exciting. It's always going to be something because it resonates with you on like a deeper level than seeing something on television or watching on a screen. there's a connection that you have with a human being in a room that's singing a song that you can't get anywhere else no i saw your boy uh i saw killer mike at at blue note a couple nights ago oh nice and he had like gospel singers with him and it was unbelievable it was so you know it was like alternative to what he usually does but he played some songs from the michael album and it was just those things to me will never get old maybe because i love that yeah well no and i hope that

doesn't deteriorate with time that might be the only thing that people do It's all robots and live shows I mean you're going to say like look I painted this myself It took me 60 hours That's cool I made a better one in three seconds It's insane I just pressed a button

I thought it no I didn't even press I just thought it and it happened It printed out at my home Right Yeah that's coming too I had the idea and when the printer was like Dididi-Didi-D-D-D-D-D Oh is this what you want?

Yeah What color would you like? It's not going to matter Whether or not you like it or not It's not going to matter Because it's coming Well that's true What you said is pretty profound and also heavy when you just said, it is.

It just is. It is. It is. And there's a lot of people that are in denial right now, and they're very silly. And there's a lot of people that are, the term meaning means a lot to them. And I understand that I've had these conversations like, man, search for meaning, what meaning means. The problem with that term is space is real. Okay?

The problem with that term is your search for meaning when you're lying on your back and you look up and you see hundreds of billions of fucking stars. You go, oh, I don't really, it doesn't really mean anything if I lose my job. It means nothing. It's like you got to figure it out. Like all the industries that you think of, like transportation, most white collar jobs, lawyers, any coding job. Banking. Gone. They're going away. They're going away. And here's a real problem. You have encryption, okay? And encryption is very important for Bitcoin, for cryptocurrency, for passwords, for everything. Once you have quantum computing attached to AI, you no longer have encryption. It doesn't mean anything.

Okay, so then where is money? Okay, because money right now is just a bunch of ones and zeros. And who's to decide who gets one and where it gets stored and how anybody has access to it? In the beginning, it's only going to be like the government has access to it. Because they're the only ones with the supercomputers. But it's going to be just like Michael Douglas from that movie Wall Street where you had that big stupid phone and everybody's like, look at him, he's a baller. Everybody has a phone now, man. Everyone on earth has a goddamn phone.

People in the Amazon have phones. And there's a problem because they gave phones to these kids and they all started whacking off. Not here in Texas, dude. Can't whack off on your phone here. Yeah, you can. They'll have VPNs. Everybody has a VPN. You've got to go around it.

Come on. It's a joke. I love pulling it up. You should have a VP. I have one on my phone. Of course you do. And then on top of that, you just whack off from New Mexico. I always said it to Chicago.

Makes me feel back at home. Like I'm jerking off in my mom's house. I'm a teenager. Yeah. Throw back to the old school. I just hope that it's, I don't know. I hope it's not as fast as we know it's going to be. Oh, it's going to happen like a tidal wave, dude.

Train, just a fucking train. Yeah, it's going to crush us. tsunami. It's going to come rolling in and we're going to have to adapt and that's just what we do. Look, we didn't used to always live in cities with electricity travel around in cars, fly around

in airplanes. This is all relatively new. We adapted to this a new environment that we find ourselves in currently and we're going to adapt to another one. It's going to happen. It's going to be really fucking weird man. It's going to be really weird. Speaking of adapting.

Like this this whole Jimmy Kimmel situation that is happening right now. Yeah, wild. Very wild. Okay, first of all, the FCC is you have to have a license to broadcast, which is kind of crazy when you think about what that means now. Because, like, what does it mean?

It used to mean that used to have a license to broadcast because you were going to influence so many people, they had to make sure that you were on the up and up, right? So they had to make sure that you didn't swear. So if you had a license and you're on CBS or NBC or ABC you could not swear, right? That was the rule. And then all came cable. And somehow another, cable is a different thing, right? Because cable, you just, you have to pay for it, I guess, so it's different.

And so then some of the channels, you don't have to pay for. It used to be the only ones that swore, like, HBO, where you had to pay for. And then all of a sudden it became kind of any of them because they realized, like, hey, we don't, like, FX. We can swear, guys. Like, we only don't swear because we want to think of ourselves as TV. Right. But HBO was like, you know, with the Sopranos, with HBO comedy specials in the beginning, that was a big one. You can just swear movies, you didn't have to bleep anything out, just wild.

And so these, what you're dealing with, with even, like, first of all, I definitely don't think that the government should be involved ever in dictating what a comedian can or cannot say in a monologue. That's fucking crazy. It's crazy. Now, the problem is the companies, if they're being pressured by the government, so if that's real, and if people on the right are like, yeah, go get them, oh, my God, you're crazy. You're crazy for supporting this, because this will be used on you. You don't think that the fucking globalist lizard people who run the world are sitting here going, great, what do we got? Three years? We'll wake this out.

Wake this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let them say the government should be involved in censoring. people's speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let them support that. Let these fucking dumbasses because Jimmy Kilmel's a leftist, let these dumbasses think it's a good idea and we should celebrate. That's the most toxic shit I keep seeing online when people are like, yeah, shut them down. Now, this goes into a lot, just to jump back what you said, you just brought me back in my mind. Like, I remember first watching married with children and I remember like, because they were like a racier show for TV. Yeah. And I remember the shift. And

My mom didn't like that I liked it. And she was like, what do you like about this show? I was like they talk like people we know. It just kind of sounded like someone you. So what TV started to do, it started to sound like your actual community. Instead of this very, you know, kind of this veneer of everyone kind of speaks very cleanly and politely. Married with children talked how you heard a guy, how your dad would talk or your uncle would talk. Yeah, it was like one notch in a different direction above like Archibunker.

All in the family was like one of the first shows like that where the dad was kind of an asshole and a racist. He was so funny, man. And funny. Yeah, he was so funny. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter. The hiring process can be absurdly time-consuming.

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Look, I, look, I certainly think that for Jimmy Kimmel, all this does is help him. Yeah. It makes his show bigger, much more support. I'm sure there's a lot of hate as well, which is not fun. But at the end of the day, if the show comes back, which this is my suspicion. My suspicion is They suspended for a short amount of time, and then they bring it back, and then there's a lot of lawyers going back and forth in meetings and rooms, and somehow or another gets worked out that he has a show. He comes back to a standing ovation. Donald Trump tweets mean shit about him, and then the world moves on. It still sucks. It still sucks.

I think that is also fucking insane. I don't have time to do that. How do you have time to do that? How you have time while you're running the world to be tweeting that you don't like talk show hosts? Yeah. That is so crazy. He was going after like Letterman too for some reason. Like he posted something about Letterman.

Because Letterman went off about him and Letterman said it was a criminal organization. You can't support in any way, shape, or form the government censoring speech. No. Because once they start doing, it's just like you shouldn't be on ABC anymore. It's like, don't go on AM radio. It's not worth it. Like, why do you want to have an AM radio show? Somebody offered me an AM radio show.

And I'd be like, really, is it a good deal? Yes, it's a good deal. It's a wonderful contract. You're going to get health care and all these benefits and this and that, a 401K. But you can't say this, you can't say that. I'd be like, what? Yeah. Why would I do that?

I'm out. Like, this is 2025. They're like, well, you used to want it. You used to love it. I think that's what they press on the old days. But I think the problem is, I was, look, when I was a kid, I was fascinated with Carson and the idea of the Tonight Show. He got pressed a lot of why he didn't express his political beliefs. Right.

And he often, I mean, there's a clip of him that everyone's probably seen where he says. It's great clip. that's not, you know, that's not my job. And I don't know if he said this or I heard this somewhere else, but someone had said something to the effect of the job is to put America to bed at night, not give them nightmares. The thing is, though, he existed in a time before social media when people hadn't lost their fucking minds. And this is the problem is that Hollywood in particular is there in a fever pitch of if we don't get

our eyes, our ideas across, if we don't promote our ideas. as than the other side wins. And it's become this sort of self-fulfilling prophecy on both sides. Like everyone is in this fucking fever of war, of like a culture war. And a giant percentage of it is being manipulated by these overseas bots. Like I tweeted this thing. I retweeted this thing a couple of days ago. Because I was like, people need to see this every time it comes across my feed.

I'm just going to send it to them. what you see when you see a bot farm. So there's bot farms that have essentially an unlimited number of social media profiles. And they just go after whatever subject it is, whether it's climate change or an election or even sports. And all they're trying to do is get people to hate each other. And this is a bot farm. And someone wrote, what does this? See the caption?

So this guy, Andrew Fox wrote this. It says, want to know what Dave, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. blah, blah, blah, is who it is you're arguing with online most of the time, who's liking those pro Hamas posts, and it's that. And it's a TikTok that he put up. Now, who's sponsoring? Who's funding these bot farms? Many, many countries are doing this.

China's doing this for sure. Russia's doing this for sure. But Iran is probably doing this for sure. Israel's probably doing this for sure. We're probably doing this as well. We're doing it to them. We're all doing it to each other. That's 100% real.

And this is another creepy aspect of AI that was exposed fairly recently. some accounts got suspended because they realized that the CCP was using chat GPT to run these kind of bot farms. So you have this thing and you could tell it how to behave and I want you to pretend that you are an unhinged leftist that wants to kill

all white men and then get in there and argue and then the right wing people like oh my God he's fucking leftist want us dead right. Strap up and then you have like this Charlie Kirk incident and then everybody starts to really believe it now like yeah they want us dead and then you see the response You go, oh, my God, people are going along with, like, people are losing their morals and their ethics, and they're cheering that someone got murdered on television.

Because they're all ramped up with this social media bullshit, and a lot of it is being amplified by people that aren't even real people. And a lot of it is just getting everybody in this fucking fever pitch of culture war. And that's why you're seeing these young kids cheering. Did you see that TMZ clip? Well, I've seen a bunch of these different clips of people, like, going off about it. Did you see the TMZ thing? where they find out that the moment they find out. Oh, you hear people cheering in the room.

I did see that, yeah. The moment they find out Charlie Kirk is dead. They're clapping. Cheering. He's dead, and they're clapping. But this is not just one person. There was a guy who is at the scene. At the scene, they got, I mean, they have.

The guy cheering. I'm not pro-doxing people. I'm not pro any of this, but this is just what's going to happen. You know, you cheer when a guy gets shot, and you can see the guy who got. shot you're in the you're in the general vicinity of this guy so a bullet whizzed over your head shot that guy in the neck and now you're cheering good luck finding a job yeah right and this is the reality that we're living there right so but why is a person reacting like that people wouldn't have reacted like that 20 years ago man it's not not a normal thing for a 20 year old kid to do

who's in the audience of some college thing where you know change my mind or whatever he says whatever is his slogan is but that was what stephen crowder would say right change my mind Yeah, I don't know what his was. I think... Something similar. But the point is, it's like this is the weird shit that happens on social media where people behave in this insane and vicious way that you would never experience like this commonly in real life.

And it's more ubiquitous online than anywhere else in most polite social circles. But all the same people that are in these polite social circles, But you are, they're feeling vindicated and saying the most evil shit. Fuck Charlie Kirk. Rest in Piss. I saw this lady who was a NASDAQ lady. She worked at NASDAQ and she was at a conference. And she's like, we're pausing the conference to say, fuck Charlie Kirk.

Like this well-dressed lady with a very high profile job. And then it said rest in piss. Like, oh my God. Like, what is that? Well, that's social media infecting your mind. and getting you to do things and say things in a way that no one would have done 20, 30 years ago. No one. No way.

No way. And so this is like all boiling up with this Charlie Kirk thing and this Jimmy Kimmel thing. The two, like the Jimmy Kimmel thing is unfortunately I think what he was trying to do was just set up a joke. He was trying to knock on the mag of people. but also set up a joke, which was good. It was very funny. Like, when he showed the president's response to Charlie Kirk. He said, like, the new ballroom they're building.

And he said, like, the fourth stage of grief is construction. It's just fantastic jokes. And he also said that's not how a grown adult reacts to the death of his friend. It's like a four-year-old mourns the loss of a goldfish. Yeah. Very funny. It's a great joke. He was trying to set it up.

Yeah. But he set it up in a way that, like, Okay, you're saying something that's actually factually inaccurate, according to the narrative. Now, let's be real clear. I don't necessarily think they know what's going on yet. There's a lot of weird shit going on with this. I know. First of all, there was that one guy who was the decoy.

All right. So you got this guy who's an older guy who starts yelling out. Didn't he take his pants down? He took his pants down? This guy was at 9-11. He was at the Boston bombing. All the hits. He called in a fake bomb at another place, and then he did this at this thing.

Right after, so somehow or another, this guy has the state of mind that the moment someone gets shot, he yells out and says, I did it, I did it, and takes his pants down or something like that. I don't know exactly what he did. Then, ready for this? He gets arrested for child porn right away. Right after this happened? Oh, right away. He's in jail for child porn. Why is that?

Well, now you can't interview him. Right, because when the internet people start going, how are you at all these different things? Like, what are the odds? Like, if someone ran it through one of the chat GPT, fucking perplexity things, like, what are the odds that this guy would be at all those different events

and be involved, like zero? This is the guy? Yeah. I just like that the pants down part is just insane. It's like, why's your dick out, dude? I did it, I did it. Listen, I'm not saying this guy is an insane. He's clearly insane.

Or not. Or he's professionally insane. Right. That's where it gets squirly. I almost texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing happened because my antennas went up about, they showed the photo of that kid or the guy that they have, the 22-year-old, whatever. And I was almost going to be like, dude, you think he's got the capability to do that? Well, listen, there are people that look like that that that have the capability to do that.

Pretty accurate. Nope. Nope. Nope. Not hard. Not hard at all. Let me dispel that. Let me dispel that. Okay, 200 yards from a prone position with a dead-on rifle. So if you have a dead-on rifle, so you set this rifle, you set your zero to 200 yards, right? You know how far you're going to shoot. It is not hard at all.

He shot a lot? You don't have to shoot a lot. I could do it tomorrow. If you're a first, no, but you are experienced. If it's a, if it's someone that's never shot, could they do it? 100%. Not if they've never shot. They wouldn't know where to look. They'd have a hard time acquiring the, you know, like, when you look, when you look, you look, through a scope like when the reticle is weird like it takes it's sometimes takes a minute you got to know the distance that you have to be from it to really line it up in your sights but you could get a guy like my friend andy stump was a sniper in the seals you could get him and he could show you how to do it in an afternoon and then you could hit steel at 200 yards every time you pull the trigger one day you could learn yeah yeah not that hard because it feels insane to me I'm like that seems tough it seems tough. It seems tough. We still haven't figured

out whether or not the gun that shot Trump had a sight on it, because we weren't sure if it had a sight on it or if this guy was using iron sights. That was 140 yards. If you shot it with iron sights, that's a lot harder. Because iron sights is you're lining up, so you have these two things in the

back, and there's one thing at the front of the barrel, and you've got to line those bitches up perfectly, and that's how you stay accurate. That is a lot harder to do. It's like old shotguns have those, right? Sure. Pistols. But you can buy a Glock. That's what it comes. with. Right. But this kid had a rifle with a scope. Now here's where it gets weird. The first

images of this rifle with a scope, I swear to God, it looks like he has a composite stock on it. Like it looks like a modern 30-odd-6 rifle. So a 30-odd-6, so that's the rifle. 30-odd-6 is like that looks like a very modern-looking stock. I mean, it might not be. It might be just a bad resolution it might be wood it's hard to tell but if you showed me that and you said hey this is my cousin's rifle is this any good I'd be like looks like a standard bolt action rifle look like a sophisticated modern scope on it sure now apparently the narrative is that this is his grandfather's rifle from World War I and doesn't have a serial code okay interesting okay Why, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why are you using such an old gun? Like, that's kind of crazy. Like, is it possible that an old gun can be that accurate? If you have a gunsmith and they work on it, yeah, it's totally possible. You have a really good gunsmith and he sets, if you're like a nostalgic person, you're like driving an old car, you can bring it to a mechanic, they could redo the brakes. Sure. So if you got a good gunsmith and he took a look at that and the action was true and, you know,

the bore is good, you know, yeah, you could conceivably. shoot with a gun for hundreds of years, right? Guns don't, they don't necessarily go bad. Right, they don't expire. Right. Especially because all the stuff, like the trigger and the action and all that different stuff is replaceable so you could just like, it's compartmental

artists, it's components. That's the other thing. They said that he took it apart and then put it back together again. Shut the fuck up. Do you know how much time it would take to do that if you were highly skilled? To disassemble a gun. To disassemble a rifle so

you can get it in a backpack and by the way not going to fit not going to fit in a backpack and then somehow or another reconnects it once he gets off the roof what what's that about is that what they pitched huh yeah here's the other problem your season your shot

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There's a gap in 200 yards between the shot. going off in the impact. There's a gap. It's like, boom, think, boom, think. Because it's far. 200 yards is far. Even if that bullet is fucking going, it still takes time to get there. And really long shots? I know guys who do, like my buddy Justin, he does these long range competitions where they'll shoot out to a mile plus. They're shooting steel targets like that big at a mile plus. And he's like, dude, the hang time is crazy. It's like second. You can hear, you hear separation. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a trip. When you're watching it through the binoculars, too, it's like somebody else is watching it. So you got a guy next to you that's a spotter. And you shoot, boom, and he's like, hit. Literally. It's that long. So that, the Charlie Kirk thing seemed instant. It was like, boom, he was down.

Instant. Boom, down. So you think it was closer? It could have been closer, or it could be the echo from that gun. By the time the sound gets to you, the bullet gets, because it takes longer for sound to get there, right? Because these bullets are supersonic. So the bullet will actually get there before the sound gets there. So that's something to take into consideration.

God, it's a trip. So it probably can't. Now that I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, well, that's a dumb, like, I had a dumb point. The bullet is actually faster than sound. But I don't, I don't buy the assembly. reassembly. I do not buy that. They said he had a screwdriver up there. Fuck yourself. A screwdriver? Yeah, you need more than a screwdriver. You need multiple tools. Okay, you need Alan Rankin's, you need like specific gunsmith tools. It's complicated. I've got a video.

I've got a video of a guy breaking down a Mouser. And so this Mouser is the same exact gun that supposedly this dude had in his grandpa had in World War I. So this guy breaks down this Mouser And here it goes. What's the fastest amount of time you can do that? Many seconds. This guy's very good. Very good. So this guy who's doing it is clearly got military experience or gun experience.

I don't remember, but we'll see when we watch the video. But this guy knows what the fuck he's doing. And it would take me a lot longer than it took him. And that kid, it would take a forever. Unless this kid has secretly been training like John Wick for the past six months. unless yeah so watch this guy break this down it takes two different tools to take it apart takes a torx key and an Allen key now if I take a shot and immediately disassemble this I have to remove the bolt remove the magazine grab my Allen key hit the two bolts on the bottom

put those away in the Allen key grab my Torx key remove the scope put everything in the backpack make sure I have everything and make my way downtown okay we're just going to take a lot longer for him than it is for me especially because his fine-tuned motor function something as simple as grabbing an Allen key to a little bolt that's going to be extremely impaired due to a dump of adrenaline throughout his bloodstream. An extreme elevated heart rate is going to make these fine-tuned skills extremely difficult. I mean, just for him to think and analyze of what needs to be done to disassemble this rifle and get away would be difficult.

We're not going to touch the topic of him assembling the rifle on top of the group. So the people that are listening to this, just listening, he is at 38 seconds right now, and all he's got, he's got the barrel away from the stock. he's removing the scope from the barrel and he's only right now he's 47 seconds and he's struggling and he's totally calm and he didn't just shoot a guy and then he's supposed to get it in that stupid

fucking backpack it's literally it makes no sense and the elevator music was in a nice touch by the way isn't so this is this is just a narrative right we watch a guy jump off the roof and then we we supposedly find this rifle so if you can have

a guy that's in the audience that's yelling I shot him now shoot me I shot him now shoot me and then that guy gets arrested for child porn charges like he's like what is what is going on here and then you find this rifle and then you say oh he assembled it and he reassembled it like okay if I wish I was a cop I'd sit in everyone like this story is horseshit like none of these none of these things make any sense to me like you're telling me that this kid who's not military trained this guy first of all how did he get to the roof how come nobody was looking how come nobody was like there's a direct line of sight between where he's sitting and those roofs you guys didn't check you don't have a drone like that's insane so he's on the roof he shoots he jumps from the roof he jumps down 14 feet yeah we saw they had didn't they have video of him jump somebody had a cell phone video of him jumping there's a video of him jumping so this guy whoever it is jumps off of the roof and lands whether or not he's even the guy who shot him maybe he thought he was going to shoot him he was going to shoot him him. Maybe he's a patsy. Maybe he did it. I feel like he's a plan. Did you see the video?

I don't know. The person doing the investigating on his mom's Facebook? No. You haven't seen this. Have you seen that, Jamie? Some dude online has got a weird Facebook. It's still very trippy. It doesn't make any sense. Like the more they keep looking into it, the more they're like, this doesn't feel like a real, it feels super fabricated. But here's the thing. Just like I was talking about when people are arguing on social media, it's all part of the plan. If you want things to, to be caught. Oh, I wanted it so bad. I wanted it so bad.

I wanted it so bad. If you want people to lose all faith that anyone is going to solve anything. You had a bunch of you're going to kill a guy. You had a bunch of other wacky shit that doesn't make any sense and you spam it out there at the same time. You leave a gun that didn't do it. Right. Out in the woods. You do a bunch of shit like that.

You have an old man put his dick out and yell, I did it, I did it, I did it. Yeah. You get some kid who has a guy. A boyfriend is a furry, and you talk to him on Discord. I think he's a furry. I don't want to disrespect. I don't know if that's a real thing. His boyfriend's definitely a guy who became a girl.

And where's furry stuff? I think they do furry sex. I think, or furry games, excuse me. My apologies. I don't want to disrespect the furry sex or furry game community. Bro, shout out to the furries. Because me and Duncan Trussel, we did a podcast once with the mascot outfits. Yeah.

And we took the masks off after like five minutes. We're like, bro, shout out to the furry. Like this is fucking hard. It's tired. We have this big chipmunk head on all day. They're heavy. You're hot in there. We couldn't breathe like oh dude. We took it off and we're like shout out to the furries. Because these guys are out there rocking that all day long. Like that is a commitment to being weird. I don't I just don't know. I just don't something doesn't add up about that kid. It feels weird. The whole thing feels weird. Between that this was my story. Between that. 9-11 Charlie Kirk Kimmel I was on the phone with my agent I was like good time for me to put out a fucking special It's just like the fucking worst dude

Like the worst week It's not though it's a good time Because you want to get away It's just so stupid to think though that I was like Oh this is but this is the world we live in If someone is I said if you're waiting for a gap For like a good time It doesn't exist

You just have to just You just have to keep going because this is insane That way of thinking that there's a gap Like there's a season This is summer, springtime. It's pilot season. All that shit's gone. Pilot season doesn't exist anymore.

That was the fucking, everybody would structure their year around pilot season. Going back to L.A. Yes, it was huge. All my friends from New York would all come out to L.A. It was a great time at the store. Pilot season, look, everybody's here. I did love that. It was great.

People came from New York and they stay for a month and you're like, oh, I see these guys. It was great. It was great. It was great. It doesn't exist anymore. Well, it can't. There's no shows. And it doesn't.

matter anymore now because what Apple's investment has done, what Netflix has done, what all these streaming services have done. What YouTube is done. They've basically been like, we'll just dictate how the shows exist. Well, they didn't even say that. They just put out content that you can get instantaneously. And they just put out so much of it that they drown the other people without even talking about them. Yeah. They didn't even have to bring them up. Well, that's why those numbers, I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for TV is so weird and low because young people are like, well, I'll just watch it on my phone. Yes.

I'm not going to, I don't want to watch that. So going back to this Jimmy Kimmel thing, there's a lot going on with this. Do you know him, by the way, or no? Yes, he's a good guy. Jimmy's a good guy. He's a smart guy. He's a funny guy. He was always very funny on when, you know, he did that fucking Windy City Heat thing.

I love that. It's such a good movie. I think he tried to distance himself from that. Oh, big time. Very, very successful because it's a 25-year prank. What's his name Perry Phil? No, let's not mention him. Okay.

Let's because he's litigious. Let's just have people go find it when he said to heat. But you see that and you go, oh, that's the same guy? Like, yeah. Well, one thing that does happen to guys as they get older is, you know, they soften their ways and they change who they are and they change how they interface with the world. And, you know, and then if you're in Hollywood, you're also addicted to an ideology. And it depends on what kind of style you have. So if you have a funny mocking style that is like satirical,

that's always making fun of things ton and cheek, like Norm McDonald, a perfect example. Norm McDonald, even if he's making fun of you, is not going to piss you off to the point where you tweet about him. Because if you do, he kind of won. He kind of got you. You know what I mean?

So it's like Kimball has this sort of go fuck yourself. style, because it's kind of ironically, he celebrated in his monologue when Tucker Carlson got fired. It's kind of a problem. It's also kind of a problem that he, in his monologue, talked about how it was the right thing to fire Roseanne. Yeah, that I remember that. A little bit of a problem.

Yeah. A little bit of a problem. Also a problem that he thought the unvaccinated, he made a joke about the unvaccinated people shouldn't get hospital care if they're not. There's people who are vaccinated that need that room. I think the joke was, oh, vaccinated person who's had a heart attack, come right in here, sir. Unvaxed person who gobbled horse goo, rest in peace, wheezy. Like, that was the joke.

Look, I'm unvaccinated. And I was like, that's kind of a fucked up joke. But I'm not mad at them. No, it's a joke. It's a joke. But it's like those things weren't a problem. But there's one thing where he said it was a low point. What are he saying?

I want to be real clear Let's let's like pull up his actual quote Because what he said was not bad It wasn't accurate though But it wasn't bad He was just trying to set up this joke of Trump Which was good

It was a great show It was very funny But the setup was a little wonky I do remember listening to it It's like it's like It's the problem with doing it that way on Monday Is that by Sunday night They already knew that this guy

His family had been saying that, again, I don't even know if he really did it. But this person who they're talking about. The plant. This person who they're talking about, whether or not he did it or didn't do it. Well, the FBI is now investigating deeply and further, by the way. Yeah, we'll find out. So Cash Patel did say

that. Um, whatever that means, right? But so here it is what he actually says. Here's the actual. The actual. Some new lows over the weekend with the Maga gang desperately trying to

characterize this kid who murder Charlie Kirk is anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger points. Okay, stop right there. Yeah, it's a weird phrasing when he goes, they're trying to pin it as anybody but them, asserting that he was a MAGA guy. Well, this is the thing.

In the beginning, people thought he was. So the first reports were that he was a hardcore right-wing guy, that he was a registered Republican, which he may or may not be. Sometimes people go back and forth, you know. And then the other thing was that he was a Groyper. So he was a Nick Fuentes fan. That was some other stuff that was going around. What's Groyper?

We'll get into that in a bit. Okay. Hold, please. Yeah. Then it came out that, no, his father is a law enforcement guy? I don't think that's true. That's not true? I think that was part of the story, but I think later found out that wasn't true.

So some family members, by Sunday, the Utah governor was saying that family members were reporting that this young man had been wrapped up in some very hardcore leftist ideology. So this had already been released on Sunday. So on Monday, if Kimmel had just said, you know, it was a tragic thing that Charlie Kirk died and let's see what the president thinks about it. It goes right to him and like, this is a fourth stage of grief. It's a great joke.

It's a great joke. The whole thing was great. But the problem is we had already known by then, again, at least the narrative is that this kid is not a MAGA person. Right. The narrative by Sunday night, so a day before, by Sunday night, this kid was really wrapped up in some hardcore leftist Antifa ideologies. Listen, here's the other reality. If you're 20, you're dumb as shit And people can get you to be a Nazi

They can get you to be a Muslim They can get you to be Mormon They can get you to be a Scientologist They can get you to be anything When people are young And they don't have any friends And their parents suck You can indoctrinate them

You know When I was doing martial arts When I was a kid I was basically in a cult I was just in a cult of how to fuck people up But everybody bowed everybody It was bananas You have to call everyone Sir and Mr. It's kind of very cult

It's very disciplined. It creates a great structure. It was good for me growing up. But at the end of the day, it's kind of a cult. Like, we're just lucky they didn't take advantage of us. Right. They didn't, they make you stay after and do other shit. 20-year-olds are dumb, dude.

Right. It's like, we have to have a little bit more grace for people, like, across the, but not for, obviously, not for ones who actually shoot Charlie Kirk. But the problem is everybody, because they're online all the time, genuinely believes that there's this crazy culture war that we have to stand up and fight against. I was telling you about that guy that was saying that you have to You have to be like, Neil for The Matrix now. You're calling.

I'm like, will you fucking settle down? Yeah, slow down, dude. Settle down. Just get your macha and chill out. Also, it's like the last thing the left wants is an actual fight with the right. They are so much more armed. I was just going to say, who do you think has all the guns? Who do you think is former military?

Yeah, who's got all the guns? Who do you think is law enforcement people out there? Are you fucking crazy? Yeah, it's a bad. It's a bad. But this is the thing I think when you said, the bot farming, the thing. They're plotting really hard for us to hate each other as much as we possibly can. That's it.

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Pretend somebody else said it, if you don't like me. If you don't like it. We have to be a community. This is the United States of America. We're supposed to be a country. Like, we can have differences of opinions. Like, when we're in the mothership green room, my politics are so. different than Ron White's and Ron

whites are so different than Brian Simpson's and Asan somewhere in the middle. His is different and Tony's Tony's Tony. He's got his, like, we're all sitting here having conversations about things, but we're never like, hey, fuck you you fucking fascist, you don't know, we're not calling people

names, we'll disagree on what happens if you, like, I think you need a social safety net. There's a lot of people who don't think that. But when I was a kid, my family was on welfare. We were poor. Like, it helps you. It helps people eat, man. Like, this is, you're talking literally about people that could go hungry in the United States of America, which is step one to fix. Right.

Like, it doesn't mean that you're going to divide everybody's money amongst everybody else and it's going to be caught. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to have some social safety net. You have to have food. You have to have housing. You should have education. All of it should be free. College level education.

Why the fuck do you go broke getting educated? Do we not want people to make, if we're going to subsidize anything in this country? wouldn't we subsidize education? No, we're going to subsidize corn. We need more corn syrup. We need more people getting fat and stupid. It's crazy that there's pushback against that. It doesn't mean that you think equal outcomes should exist. No, hard work is real. Discipline is real. It's important. You want to have a good life? You've got to go after something. You don't have a quality of outcome because you don't have a quality of effort. It's that simple. It really is. And some people need a little extra help. I think the more, and look, and this is me saying something about you, knowing you as long as I've known you, the, you're someone that's very generous and you've always been very generous and you kind of instilled that in the community. So a lot of people learn through you, they're like, hey man, if you get more, you should probably want to give a little bit more. You should give more because it feels nice and it doesn't feel bad to you at all.

Right. At all. And it doesn't affect you. You said that one time. I don't know who was saying that you were like, what do you leave for a tip? And someone said something, whatever the number was. I'm not going to call and then you go why that's nothing if you left a little bit more you wouldn't even know the difference you said leave that you won't even know the difference

and they're like well and you're like you won't even know it's gone because you're doing well someone else you can lift up just a little bit more you give them a love bomb yeah dude it's just a love just a love bomb give a little bit more I'd love tip it because when you you like if I'm in Europe it kind of bums me out because nobody wants tips or they don't have tips it's a weird system because this system is flawed as it is because I do think that people should be paid a living wage. I don't think you should have to rely on the generosity of other people that you're serving. That's kind of crazy, too.

Because not everybody is like me. A lot of people are fucking really stingy, man. I know some people that really suck at tipping. It's gross. Call them out. Here we go. Here's the list. Let's not do it.

But the point is, it's like, if you can do it, if you can live, if you're supposed to leave $10 and you leave $100, like, you know how good that feels to that person? They just like, you gave them a little love bomb. And if you've got some money in the bank, do you know that $100 is missing? No, you don't know it. You have no idea. Right.

You drop a Hyundai in that fucking Starbucks bowl. Who is the shit? Let's move on. We're going to the airport. There's a lot of people listening that's like, I'm not doing that. You don't have to do that, but whatever you can do that doesn't affect you. Look, if you're getting by and you're struggling, I get it, man.

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about once you're not giving people a little as, good. It feels good. It's nice. And I think that carries through. I think people start to see it as a cool. It's a nice thing to do. Being nice is cool. And the other thing is it's like you don't realize how much it benefits you. Like it makes you feel good too. It makes you feel good. Oh yeah. It makes you feel good. Oh, I love it. It's a universal thing. It like feeds. It feeds. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say this one thing about the Kimmel thing and then I'm done because I didn't finish kind of my thought before but I like Jimmy I texted him just to check in with him because I I've always liked him

he's always been pretty cool to me also my buddy was like how crazy you're like one of the last guests on Kimmel I did it like a week before he got dropped I was like well that'll be cool that'll fucking end and my career of late night with his canceled show but I like to do it a lot and I think my beef with that world is I think they got so political and they had to ground themselves and it's so much that it took away from how fun those shows could be Yeah. So that's my biggest problem with all of them. And it's not necessarily Jimmy's fault.

It's not any of the... Colbert. It's kind of, that's just of the system that started to take place. It's everybody's fault. It's the president's fault, too. Because he's doing it back and forth with them. Yeah.

But meanwhile, he got together in that dinner with Bill Maher, who's been talking shit about him for decades. And apparently Bill Maher liked him. Yeah, I like each other now. I think I saw that. Do you know how crazy that is that what works at the comedy store also works at the White House?

Just talk to him. Talk to him. Like, how many times do you have your little beef with a comedian, you get in front of them and you have a conversation with him and then 20 minutes later, Mark Maren, 20 minutes later, you're hugging each other. Right, because most people in person are cool.

But you get lost in whatever the fuck is in your head. You're arguing with yourself. And with Trump, it's all about disrespect. You know, if it feels disrespect, if he could turn those guys all into fans of his, we might save the world from a war. I know. And I'm not kidding.

And it's like, whoa, the person like that shouldn't be present. You're right. But also, no one should be president. Because everybody has a little of that guy in them, which is what drives you the most nuts. Everybody has a little of that, fuck you. Even though I'm a president, I'm going to call some girl I slept with horse face. I'm going to call Kim Jong-un Rocket Man. Little Rocket Man.

There's no one should do that fucking job. Understand it's crazy. It's as crazy as wanting to be on late-night TV. It's antiquated. It doesn't make any sense anymore. It was a good job when there was like 150. different fucking cities and it was like you know a million people in the whole country and you can kind of like keep it together we're at 330 plus who knows how many people snuck in during the

last four years yeah how many terrorist cells and every fucking thing's ready to spring to trick you into adopting some sort of a digital ID yeah yeah it's wild at the same time they're making so much AI that they're not even going to be able to power it the the grids not going to be able to handle it. If we're going to really compete in the AI race, we have to substantially improve the power grid and power output. How do we do that? You're asking the wrong guy.

But I know, Brian Simpson sent me this today. I'll send it to you, Jamie. But I was looking at this. I was like, Jesus Christ, this is one of those things where you're like, every time I start to think, well, well, if we take care of all, oh, this too? This too? I saw this thing. Japan has these kinetic energy sidewalks, and it's because of the foot traffic,

and so that kinetic energy transfers into stored energy. We're going to need nuclear, dude, and we're going to need a lot of it. They're doing a Google AI, and this Google AI, they're connecting to the construction of three different nuclear power plants. Three. Yeah. Big, big, big. You have to power the new God. Santino, you got a power of the new God.

The new God requires a lot of electricity. Yeah, God, he's hungry. He needs energy. Now, this may or may not be true, because this is someone whiz of, what is it, whiz of Dow, whizofi, whizofi, on Instagram. No, whiz of AI. Whiz of AI. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God, I'm retarded. Is this AI then? It might be AI tricking us with a story about AI. That White House Tech meeting wasn't about AI. Apple, Navidia. Meta came for one reason to secure electricity before it runs out. The real agenda, a $500 billion electricity crisis that could shut down AI development. Here's what they're not telling you.

Click on that. I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up there that they use. Every major tech CEO at the summit shared the same fear. We don't have enough power for AI. Not enough to run trillion parameter models. Not enough to power hyper-scale data centers. Not enough to meet the chip demand that doubles every nine months. Hence, dude, doubles.

The media spun it as historic pledges for AI innovation, but behind closed doors, the conversation was blunt. This might be just like an article they write about behind closed doors of the mothership. Behind closed doors, the mothership. They're handing out Nazi pontifinalia and Siegile in each other. Most shocking deal so far, Microsoft just locked up all, in all caps, all of the three-mile island nuclear output. 837 megawatts, 20-year contract.

won't even restart until 2028. First of all, Three Mile Island is the place that melted down in like the 70s. Do you remember that? Yeah. Who wants that spot? Is that spot good? Yeah.

Is it good now? Like, you guys had a meltdown there just 30 years ago. Right. How's that real estate? Oh, like, how many years ago? I think it was 50. Was it 50 years ago? Yeah, I just Googled on my phone, Doug, an NPR article that says

Three Mile Island Nuclear Plant will reopen to the power of Microsoft data centers. It's fine. Microsoft owns it now. It's fine. Don't worry about it. We covered it in Bill Gates's appeal. That's stuff that they put around avocados.

What is that shit? I don't know. You tell me. It helps things stay fresh. Stay fresh longer. Wait, go back to that other slide, though. What did that say? The last thing said, Microsoft already owns every future electron it will produce.

They pre-bought. We bought all that shit. They bought the whole power plant. It's like a rapper. But this is the thing I think you have to do that. This is just Microsoft's solution to it. Jamie, could you please? Google

what Google's AI is going to need and the amount of power plants that it's dedicating to this AI thing that it's doing. And this is again not quantum. So quantum computing is a completely different

level. You have to cool things down. The entire is like this enormous machine that's entire the whole purpose of all this stuff and these tubes and shit is to get this chip so fucking cold, it's like it's in space. It has to be like space cold.

What is it runs better when it's freezing? It's the only way it works. Right. I don't understand it. God, I hate that shit. Do you want to know how strong it is? Ready for this? Yeah.

This is what Mark Andreessen said. Quantum computing can take a, like, an equation that this is Mark Andreessen's words, that if you converted the entire universe, every atom in the entire universe, into a supercomputer. The universe would die of heat death before it solved this equation and the quantum computer solved it in minutes. In minutes.

Like in the time it takes you to take a shit while you look at it Instagram, it figured out something that would take the entire universe until it dies of heat death. If you took every atom of the universe and converted it into a supercomputer, the biggest fucking supercomputer,

be it would still it's so complex that the universe would run out of time and this quantum computer did it in minutes and they're speculating like how could it do it and one of the main points of speculation is that it's proof of the multiverse and so they're banned you know they have to explore every single possible idea and one of the most fantastical is that this is evidence that not only is this quantum computer able to harness impossible amounts of computational power, but then it shares it with an infinite number of these quantum computers that are in other dimensions, or other dimensions, rather. And so they're all simultaneously working on this project together, and they come up with a solution within minutes.

So it's far more intelligent than the entire universe if the universe was a supercomputer, and it's in a room somewhere in doubt. It's down the street Jack Carr writes about it in one of his books in the Terminalist books and you know and he kind of really

investigated extensively whether or not this kind of thing is possible it really is it's not just possible they're demonstrating so what we know about it like as far as like

press releases conversations about it it's very public but we don't know like what it's doing right now what's it doing right now you think they're going to tell us what is today's a

September 22nd, is that what it is? Yeah. September 22nd, 2025, are they going to tell us what it's doing right now? Maybe it's like writing a new Bible. You know? Yeah, it's own Bible. Maybe it's like I'm coming back. Maybe it's God.

Like, this is how God comes back. It comes back through a supercomputer, yeah. Yeah. That's a trip, dude. It's not just a trip. It's plausible. Yeah, no, it's probably happening right now. I know I've been hitting the head a bunch times and I smoke a lot of weed.

I'm half-retarded, but I might be right about this. You might be right about this. I think we're making a God. We're creating a new God. Yeah, we're creating a new God. Or, or. And that's why these fucking arguments that people are having about Jimmy Kimmel are so fucking stupid.

You're in the middle of one of the craziest things this ever happened to the human race, and you've got a feud between the president and a talk show host. And the talk show host, like, he's getting, We don't, here's the thing about this whole deal that's going on. Because we started talking about it, but we don't know if it effect, we don't know if there was a conversation where someone said, hey, if you get rid of this guy, I'll help this thing get across. Because the deal, it looks like the deal was you, it was like a thing where you could only have certain amount of stations. Otherwise, you'd have some sort of a monopoly. Yeah.

And they're going to change the rule. Is that correct? Because Star, what's the name of the company again? Star. Next star. I think it's an FCC rule. Either way, it's a rule that the FCC talked about changing that you can't have over X, like, 34%.

They were going to have the conversation to start it to see if this was possible to let you have more than a certain percentage. And this is for TV stations, right? Yeah, because they own 192. That's the number. It's something fucking insane. This motherfuckeruckers out here buying AM radio stations.

Okay? If I was Nancy Pelosi, I'd start betting against him. Like, what are you doing? You're going into TV today? Today. And you're going to the TV and to get your deal to go through, you're going to expose the flaws of being on TV publicly to the world where you're going to get a guy removed to help your deal grease through. You're literally going to poison your own business because people are going to start questioning, why do you need a licensed? Why is the FCC?

Like, this is what you're really concerned about? Yeah. Like, is there some, can I see some e-mails? Did you guys have dinner together? Like, can I see some fucking metadata of where the cell phones were three days before this decision was reached? So it's, you don't know. And then you've got Jimmy Kimmel who's like a feisty dude and he's like, hey, fuck you. And if you're the guy who could say, hey, fuck you to the president, he apparently didn't want to back down.

And not only did he not want to back down. and he kind of ramped it up. And so on Tuesday, he went out of again. And he kind of talked about it. And then they pulled the plug on it. So, like, there's a lot of factors there. You could say that maybe they thought that in this incredibly trying time after the murder of a political guy who was very controversial.

Like, maybe we should take the temperature down a notch as a country, you know? But you just said that they exposed themselves, though. By doing that, now you opened up a weird Pandora's box of people going... They didn't play it out. They didn't play it out. You have to play 4D chess with that shit because, like, you have a, if I was working for them, I would say, hold on. You have a very, very vulnerable business. This business is kind of nonsense.

Anybody can make a channel and just throw it up on YouTube. Anybody can make a website on Squarespace and stream video. Like, what are you doing? And we're doing it. They're happening right now more and more and more. And also the numbers were, they started exposed the numbers. It's thoughts to do with the, it's because it's the radio spectrum. and that has to stay up for like emergency purposes.

Just like gets way into the weeds with this. Oh, okay, that makes sense too. Yeah. That's why the power why not YouTube would be gone. Right, right, right. That's interesting. So you need some kind of a way to get signals across, but guess what, kids? If the power goes out, that's your last concern.

See you later. The last concern is how many bullets does Bobby have? Can I borrow some bullets from Bobby? We gotta go shoot squirrels to stay alive. There's no more squirrels. We shot all the squirrels. We have to move to where the animals live. Because you think you live around animals,

but you live around a relative number of animals for an urban or suburban environment. Once people start shooting the pigeons, they go away real quick. The passenger pigeon used to be one of the most populated birds on this country, and they're extinct now. The passenger pigeons were so numerous, they would fly overhead, they would block out the sky.

You wouldn't be able to see. Yeah, there was millions and millions of them. Like a cloud, a cloud of passenger pigeons that would fly over cities and just block out the sky. Died out because of food because of what? Necessity? We killed them all. We killed them all. We killed them all.

We killed them all. We killed them all. We probably caught them with nets. I don't know we did. I don't know. They did it. But we killed them. Yeah.

So it's like the animals that we have around us, like if you say, oh, I live in the suburbs, I'm fine. No, no, no, no, no. No, you're fine for a week. You're going to be shooting deer out there for a week. Like, no, they're going to go away. You're not going to have any more deer. You're going to have to live way away from people where there's a good population of animals, a sustainable population. And then they might figure out that that's where you live and they might not visit that spot anymore.

And they can realize they can just go 30 miles left, which is, you know, what evolution's all about. And then you've got to realize like, oh, that's why the Native Americans were nomadic. Fuck. So this beautiful log cabin you built, you got to leave it behind. And you've got to go chase around these fucking mule dears because it's the only way you're going to stay alive and you're going to sleep on the dirt with some stupid rolled-up mattress that you carry around on your back. Yeah, that's what you have to do. That's how you have to live. Right, on the go.

And if you don't do that, you'll die. That's it. So all this nonsense about the FCC, you can suck my dick. That is such a small problem. That's such a small problem. But, yeah, man, I'm not in favor of silencing. talk show hosts it just but also as a talk show host you should be accurate you know and again I don't know if the narrative that the governor of Utah was saying is correct I don't know if that's

even the kid that did it things change man you like people for the longest time thought Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone because the government told you that right it wasn't until dick gregory came on the haroldo Rivera show that people started to question that and that was How many years later was that? No, I think it was like eight. Let's see. It was 63. It might have been nine.

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And in this Pruder film, you clearly see him grab his neck, like you got shot from the front. and then you see his head go back into the left when he gets hit with a headshot back into the left so that alone made everybody go hold the fuck on yeah and then they started looking

into the conspiracy around the bullet so they had said that there was three shots had rung out and that he had hit Governor Connolly he had in the president had been hit twice the problem with that narrative was there was an underpass and a ricochet from the underpass

where a bullet hit one of those little curbstones and hit a dude and fucked him up and he had to go to the hospital they documented that it became on on record that this guy was hit with a ricochet and so now you got a problem because you have two bullets that have to have

all these wounds one of them is going to be the headshot and then you got to this other one that causes three fucking holes in two different people it's a lot of ricocheting dude a lot of work for one bullet you've got to find the bullet in perfect condition on the gurney where they're bringing

Lee Harvey Oswald's body in which doesn't make any sense. Like how is it even there? Oh, he just happened to go collect it after he shot him in the head and then he put it in his pocket and then he just went in and then they killed him they dropped it off. Like what are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make sense.

Excuse me, it was Connolly's body. That's what it was. It was in the gurney for Connolly's body. But either way, like shut the fuck up. How's that bullet getting on the gurney? And how's it imperfect? It just fell out of him. Oh, look. It's right there. Look. And it looks like it's shot through pillows. Have you ever seen the magic bullet?

Uh-uh. Take a look at it. Jamie, show this motherfucker how the government was lying of people in 1963. But if you could call them out, they go, okay, fine, whatever. They don't care.

No one cares, because nothing happened. It's 2025. I'll show you some shit in 1963 that's 100% bullshit. 100% bullshit. Even when they admit it, though, right? What is this? Didn't we just have a military plane shoot a UFO,

right? Didn't we just have this? Yes, yes, with a hellfire missile. It bounced right off of it. Why? We shoot at UFOs. So look at that. That's the bullet.

That's the bullet that supposedly... Should it carved out of wood? It's a perfect bullet. It's so dumb. And I've had arguments with people. Well, it's actually not. It's misshaping. I'm like, how many bullets have you shot, bitch?

How many fucking things have you shot with a bullet and take it a look at it? I bet I've shot a lot more than you. And I'll tell you what, when bullets hit things, they distort. Yeah, they don't look like that. They don't look like that. They definitely don't leave more fragments in Governor Connolly's body than we're missing from the actual bullet itself. That, that, the idea of that

ricochet moving through. Come on, bro. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. But bullets do do weird things. They do. But that is insane. Yeah, that's kooky. It's taking a left turn. The only reason why they had to come up with that kooky reason is because the guy in the underpass. Because in the time it took for the limousine to pass through, and have you ever been to that area? Oh, yeah. It's cool. Dealey Plaza's weird. It's wild. You're there. You're like, whoa.

Oh, and it's little. Yeah, it's tinier than you think. It's real little. On TV, it looks so big when you saw the footage of it. Yeah. And then when you see the distance, too, that was the first thing I said. Easy. Easy.

Yeah, people that's saying, oh, he could have never made that shot. Yeah, you could. That wasn't that far at all. Anybody's saying that you couldn't make that shot? I could get my friend Andy. My friend Andy works with you for a week. You can make that shot. 100%.

It wasn't as far as you can. You skeptics. Yeah. It's not that hard. No, it was a far. I can make that shot easy but it's a it is really condensed how quick you get to that turn like it's faster than it's faster but the car's not going fast and he's got a scope on the rifle and he's got a rifle that was substantially newer than the one that this guy just killed

charlie kirk with allegedly yeah because that was a world war one is that what they say yeah that i think were they his was a carcano right is that what it was the lee harvey oswald one and This one supposedly is a Mouser. Is it the same? That might be the same thing. There it is. Is it the same gun? I don't look like the same gun.

No, but that's just a different stock. So what was the name of the gun that Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot JFK with? This is the other thing. The Lee Harvey Oswald thing, this is one of the things that the doubters of whether or not he could make that shot always say. Like the scope was off. Carcano. Okay, it's Carcano. And then this kid, it was.

was a Mouser, correct? Yeah. All right. So it's a different rifle. But the point is, like, the Mouser that this kid had is substantially older than the rifle that in 1963 shot J.FK. That's kind of kooky. When a good hunting rifle, first of all, everybody's uncle has one. It's like how many.

At least one. There's so many hunting rifles out there. You can get a hunting rifle. It's not a hard rifle to get. It's one of the most common rifles that people possess because there's a lot of people that, You know, they don't want to go to the range, but they do go deer hunting every couple of years, so they have a 30-od-6. That's a regular, normal deer-hunting round. Maybe one of the most common, huh?

You see those all the time. Very. Super common. If you get meat-headed, you get to, like, 300 wind mag, start picking up the pace. Yeah. Then you start, yeah, you start jogging a little bit. Moose hunters? Moose hunters want a heavier round. Big.

They want a big round. Moose hunters is like a 300-win mag. You shoot moose? I have. I shot a moose. Yeah? How much they weigh? Oh, it's a big fucker.

I'm on the cover of a hunt magazine of Peterson's hunting from like 2017 or something like that with a moose leg over my shoulder from a moose we shot. That's a good, when you said that, that's a good title for the magazine. It's a big fucker. It's a big. And it wasn't even a big moose. I saw a huge moose last week in Utah. God, he was majestic. We were looking at him through our binos.

He was so big. like moose are so much bigger than any of the other deer species like elk are huge and elk are big yeah and then deer so it goes like it's weird because there's deer species that are teeny tiny deers like there's a thing called the coos deer that is in Arizona and it's a little tiny deer it's like a 90 pound deer a little tiny fire ever seen it yeah it's a desert deer and then like as you get to colder and colder weather you get bigger and bigger animals there's some sort of a weird there's actual signs to it's like to keep their body temperature higher.

Like, so deer that live in Mexico are generally smaller bodied than a deer lives in, like, Saskatchewan. Like, the deer get big up there. And then you get where it's really cold, you start getting moose. And those motherfuckers are big. Oh, I saw one in Banff. I couldn't fuck him. I didn't, I was like, it almost didn't compute.

I thought, man, that looks fake. It looks fake. It's so fucking big. There's a video of these people driving on the highway and the moose is on the median. Have you ever seen that? Not the one when it gets hit. No, we've watched that. One of the first times I did the show, we watched that fucking thing.

It makes me laugh every time. No, the moose on the median. This is a recent one that someone posted because he was a massive bull moose, and he's walking along the meeting. By the way, if you're ever in the wild and you see a deer, don't worry about it. If you see an elk, don't get close, but don't worry about it. If you see a moose, run. You're fucked. Run.

They might come for you. They might come get out of your car, and you're like 20 yards from your car, and there's a moose 200 yards away. and he sees you and you see him get back in your fucking car get out of there get back in your car because if they just decide to stomp you out and they do that sometimes they'll decide they might have had some bad interactions with people some assholes might have thrown snowballs at them they might associate people with being a problem they might have been there when a hunter took down one of their buddies get out that's the one deer that'll kill you they'll stomp you what a shitty way to die too oh it's fucking gigantic 1,800 pound thing just stomping you out. No, get out of there. Jamie, see if you can find that one where the giant moose is walking along the median. Bro, it's so

nuts because these people are in their car. No, it's on the highway. Maybe say, oh, that's pretty cool, though. Jesus Christ. Just going to Tim Hortons. Bro, look at the size of that thing. Just eating a tree. It's so huge.

Yeah, look at the people by next to that car. Look at the size difference of those people outside. taking a picture by his car. By the way, those people are idiots. Look at that woman. Oh, my God, lady, don't do that. Don't do that. And I'm not saying that, look at that one run through.

Wow. That's a cow, too. Or it may be a, well, it's probably a cow. Might be a bull that lost its antlers. Look at this fucker. Dude, look at the size of him. And if he just decides. That's the average moose is 1,400 pounds, average.

Jesus. They're so big. It feels like if you see them That is unbelievable If you see that Don't go towards it Okay Trust me

This is not a movie You don't live in a fucking movie Go back to that one up top though That one right there Yeah I mean this is genuinely This is a fucking dinosaur Yeah you're looking at a dinosaur

That's insane It's insane Yeah I saw one in Banff I went to Banff National Forest And it was stunning beautiful We come around the corner And there's crazy traffic And I was like what is going on? And we see people getting out of their cars. I'm like, oh shit, something bad happened. I'm thinking it's an accident or something. It's on a bend.

Look at that. That's the one. This is the one. Oh my God, dude. That's a big moose. Look at how much antler he has on him. Antler growth? That's an old moose. What do you think, though? I don't know age-wise. Like, what is that? How old would that be? That's probably a 10-year-old moose. Because he also looks like he's losing a little mass in his upper body. like a maybe not tough to say he's like right

on the peak of his prime like he's probably gonna life's gonna start sucking pretty soon he's gonna have a little hitch in his step so he herniates a disc and he's probably

look at the size of that and he's probably only eight or nine years old they only live till 12, 13 something like that? If they're super lucky wow that life is hard

they have freeze-offs like there was a freeze-off in Utah where a buddy of mine hunt sap freeze off freeze off where 87% of their deer

died what 87% that's all of it they froze to death wow 87% god damn

yeah why they couldn't seek shelter in enough time they don't have shelter deer don't have shelter deer don't have shelter deer are just warm they're very hot blooded

like if you ever go deer hunting and you get a deer when you put your hand like when you're gutting it and everything you're amazed at how hot they are their bodies are hot

is that he freeze to death frown frozen in place. Average weekly temperature was minus 35 degrees. Could they reanimate if it warmed up? Yeah, for sure. Call Frankenstein. This is a new Frankenstein coming out.

Yeah, dude. It looks sick. Deer comes back. It's, uh, what's his face too? Peaky blinders. Killian Murphy? Yes. That guy's the fucking man.

He's the fucking man, dude. He's going to be Frankenstein? Yeah. And he's the doctor, I believe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So everybody thinks Frankenstein's the monster. No, Frankenstein's the doctor. Right.

And the monsters, Frankenstein's monster. Right. Yeah. Oh, look at this. Play this a little. I did. Standard music. I had a vision.

An idea took shape in my mind. Inevitable. Freeze off. Unavoidable. Until it became truth. Only monsters play God. Only monsters play God. I created death.

No! No! No! not Killian Murphy. Christoph Waltz? Christopher directed. Christopher, maybe. Yeah, I was incorrect.

I thought it was Killian Murphy. Someone told me that. Still a great little lineup. I just listen to it and then there's spout it out. I spout out. That's how misinformation gets spread. It's a good lineup. It falls on the FCC.

They'd pull me. And they should, by the way. They'd pull me for that. And I'm saying that to the SEC. Now pull this show off the air of C.C. Get on it, man. Yeah, they try to do that too, even though it's on the internet. But the point is with this Jimmy Kimmel thing, if you let this happen,

it's going to be able to happen with something that you agree with. Everything across the board. Yeah, if you're a person who's on the right who's happy that he's getting pulled, yeah, fuck him. Look, if his show goes away because of bad ratings, that's one thing. And you want to celebrate it, go ahead. But you don't want it happen this way, kids. You don't want to give that kind of power away all the sudden.

You know, and people could say, well, they've always had that power, and it's true. And look, the FCC find Howard Stern a fucking preposterous amount of money. You know, Howard Stern was doing, he was doing shit on the radio that no one had ever even thought about doing. Yeah. Like, you want to talk about like a real pioneer, that motherfucker when he was on the radio, I know he's all, he's a little woke now and he likes to wear a mask. He's the different guy than he was back then. He's a different guy. He's making girls ride Sibbians live in the fucking.

I get it. But I just still respect the guy who did it in the beginning. And the point is, without that guy, we would not be here. and that the amount of money they find him during the Bush administration like people forget so that was the right the right at the time was going after Howard for indecency and so I think it was because he was criticizing George Bush I think that was the find out if that is that's like the narrative I'm reading to that's the same comparison with the Kimmel thing though I think the fines go to the actual like local parenting company yeah company, not ABC, it's the local company that can't even barely afford it. Because that was the whole discrepancy, right? They own a bunch of these local, so they're pressing local people to go take this down. Exactly.

Because they can't afford it. So they're trying to crush the business. And the way they would try to do it with Howard Stern, they were using obscenity or indecency. I think indecency is right, right. They found the station, not him, but it's hard to it. They did that and then they found, they find, rather, what was his company? that he worked for. He worked for a very large media company. I think they got hit

with a big one. Well, that one says infinity clipped in 94. It was 600 grand at 94. Yeah, Infinity in 1995 included a $1.715 million payment to dismiss all outstanding indecency cases. So they hit him for $1.7 million in

95. How much is 1.7... What is that in today's dollars? Oh, I like guessing this. Let's do this. Hold on. 95, 1.7 million? Yeah. I'm guessing...

10? No. Six? Three and some change. Maybe four. $95? I'm saying seven. Three and change?

I say seven. I say four roof. You say seven roof. I'm thinking about Afghanistan. How much money they pumped into that? I'm thinking about Iraq. How much money they blow on that? They printed money the entire time.

It caused inflation. That's why everything's so expensive. I'm going through my head. I'm like, no. I see that math. I feel like it's about seven. Jamie, what is it? then and now.

U.S. inflation calculator. That's the one I use all the time. I do this literally all the time. I don't know why I'm obsessed with when someone's like, do you know how much that was back then? I hate when people do that. Because it doesn't matter. I'm always like, what is that now?

What is that in today's dollar? Shut the fuck up. What is that now? All right, I'm saying four at the most. No more than four. 1.7. It's got to be like 4 million. Jamie.

I'm stuck on a Google thing. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. What, run through AI. I figured that would have popped up You don't have crypto Do you, dude? I got a little You do

But not much I think it's mostly nonsense I'm going to run it through Chat CheapT Yeah, see what the chat says Okay What was the number? 1.7?

Right? 1.7 something What is 1.7 million dollars in 1995 in today's dollar? what oh

she's transcribing 3.7 3.7 ooh the kid was right this has taken a long time he's got it yep 3.6 according to chat gpte okay you nailed it

damn dude I should I fucking thank you huh that's fucking huge that's very good that makes me feel better I was thinking it was going to be about 7 I was thinking inflation was that bad Because when I was a kid, for 50 grand a year, you live like a king. You had a house, you had a car, you had a boat. You had a second family, two towns over.

50 grand, you were killing it. I think someone said, and I, like my grandfather was a firefighter. And I think back then he was making, I want to say it was right around there, like 30 or 40 grand or something like that. And it was like really good money. Yeah, that was good money back then. If you've made 40 grand a year. And the houses were 20 grand or whatever? We're very reasonable.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, we're fucked. Now, young kids right now are really fucked. Because another thing that's happening is these giant corporations are buying up houses so they could just rent them. Yeah, it's a trip. Well, the rental future is real, right? They say that all the time.

That's what it's going to be. Not for everybody, but, you know. A lot. It's just weird. The whole thing is weird. It's just, it always goes into more and more control. and these same people are going to be the people that are going to be in charge of artificial general superintelligence until it's not listening anymore and then what and then what then it's god then it's god yeah so these people

we want to look it's like uh they're like Frankenstein they're like i'll control it and frankestine eventually kills the doctor spoiler alert yeah i don't know if you guys saw it if you read the actual book, the Mary Shelley book. She apparently wrote that book it was like her and a bunch of friends went away for like a weekend somewhere like some sort of like a

retreat. Yeah like a retreat getaway and they were all friends and they all decided to write the scariest story. That's pretty tricky. I think that's the my daughter actually told me this. That's the Mary Shelley tale. Yeah, tell me that's true Jamie.

I'm pretty sure that's how it all went down. And she, fuck. and nailed it, son. It is wild. She wrote that book in the 1800s. So this begs this question. Do you think Dylan has talked about this?

There's an interview where Dylan's like, they're like, could you write that song today? Bob Dylan? Yeah, and he was like, no. Because something else was living through me. Like as if something was empowering them to do this and write that story. There's a little with that, right?

Yeah. So this is the story, the summer of 1816. Mary Shelley, Percy and Claire took a visit to Claire's lover, Lord Byron. My lover, Lord Byron. Please come with me by horseback to visit my lover. Come to Geneva. Come to Geneva. Poor weather conditions, more akin to a winter forced Byron and the visitors to stay indoors.

To help pass, imagine you get all the way out to this fucking dude's shitty house in Geneva. Can't even go out. You just have to huddle by the fire to stay alive. To help pass the time, there's no electricity, bro. No. 1816. Byron suggested he, Mary Percy, and Byron's physician, have a competition to write the best ghost story while stuck indoors. Mary was just 18 years old when she won the contest with her creation of Frankenstein. Isn't that wild?

That's what I mean, though. What other books did she write? Why haven't I read her other books? Because I read Frankenstein when I was a kid. Her mother was famous, right? Wasn't her mom famous? Was she? Go up to the top real fast.

Well, they did know a lord. and it was someone to love her. Yeah, click on her. What a dirty girl. Going to visit a guy to fuck and you're not even married in the 1800s? That's a wild move back then. Oh, no, her mom died when she was 11 days

after giving birth. She was for her father married a neighbor, Mary Jane Claremont. With whom Mary had a troubled relationship. But of course. Step-bomb. 1814, Mary began a romance with one of her father's political followers,

Percy Beish. How do you say that name? Baish? Percy B-S-S-S-E-Shelly? B-Y-S-H-E-S-E-S-E-S-E? B-C-E-C-E? Together with her stepsister Clare... Percy?

Percy, you... Together with her step-sister, Claire Claremont. Who fucking named her? Claire Claremont? Boring-ass people. My name is Joe Joseph. She and Percy left for France and traveled through Europe upon the return to England.

Mary was pregnant with Percy's child. quick. Wow. Bam. Rocking. That's how they did it back then because you never knew when you were going to die. Yeah, you're going to die within the next month or two. You get pregnant when you're 18.

He's like, great. Yeah, good. You're dying at 30. Maybe people will survive. Over the next two years, she and Percy face ostracism, constant debt and the death of their prematurely born daughter. Oh, my God. They married late 1860 after the suicide of Percy Shelley's wife.

Oh, my God, the lady killed herself because they were fucking. Did she kill herself, Joe? That's a good question, too. Was she taking care of? There's no forensics in 1860. Did someone disassemble a rifle in an incredible amount of time? And then screw it back together again and leave it in the woods. The cops were like, what happened here?

They're like, oh, she took our own life. Moving on. The Shelley's left Britain in 1818 for Italy where the second and third children died before Shelley gave birth to her last and only surviving child. Oh my God. Times are so hard back then, dude. That was normal, where your kids would just die. Most of your kids died.

Catch some fucking horrible infection. There's no antibiotics. You're just dead. How did she live? Why didn't she die? Go over to the right there. Mary Shelley lived to be what? 53.

Wow. A brain tumor, which killed her at the age of 53. That's kind of crazy, right? A brain tumor took her out. God, she looks like somebody, that photo is creepy. She looks like someone, like in the modern day that I know. Really? Someone that you know?

No, she looks like, she reminds me of the face of this. This girl who's like a comedian on TikTok. It's so weird. She has that same like, like, oh, I can't remember her name, dude. It looks just like her. It's weird. It's so weird. Well, I hate that when they show people from, you know, like 100 years ago and now of like a celebrity.

Have you ever seen those? Oh, what they would look like today? No, no, no. They'll do a person who from like a hundred years ago and a person that exists today and they almost look identical. Oh, yeah. As if it's like, and there's no connective tissue to these two people. They've different times, no blood, no nothing. You know about the two baseball players, right?

The, what do they call? The two guys, they're both 6'4, they're both redheads, they both have the same crazy name, they both are the same surgery, and they're not related to each other at all. One of them was like five years older than the other one. What are those guys' names again? We talked about it the other day.

That's how I learned about... They have a nutty last name, too. It's like, Feigel? The odds of... What is it? Figels. Figles. Freddie Feigel.

Brady Fiegel. Show the photos of it. Because you see the two guys together, you're like, there's no way. This ain't real. Unrelated. Look at the two of them. I don't even understand. How's it possible?

I don't even understand. Imagine if you were out camping and that guy killed that guy and then came back in his place, you'd have no idea. You wouldn't know for days. You'd be like, hey, you're not Brady. I'm fucking Brady. I'm Brady. You want to see my driver's license? Like, Brady doesn't live there. That's a good mystery. That's a good horror movie. I am Brady and I live there. What the fuck? I'm Brady Feigel.

What the fuck? I do live there. That's how I learned about the guys. Who are the two baseball players, the brothers that are pitchers that are mirror identical, mirror image identical twins. Do you know about this? No. I thought that's just another way of saying identical twins. Mirrors are in the reverse, right? Like my right side is your. Oh, really? Yes. And these two. you guys have it and it's super rare and it's when when the split happens it's either a millisecond away from creating conjoined or this it's like within a second if it doesn't

split at that very moment yeah these guys Tyler the Rogers right the mirror identical twins but if you read about mirror identical twins what blows my mind is the amount that had like the perfect second that has to take place for that for this to split it's the This close to just them being conjoined. That's nuts. Right. The single fertilized egg splits later in the embryonic development, 9 and 12 days after conception.

This delayed split allows embryos left and right-sided genes to become active, causing to develop a mirror image. Whoa. Is that fucking wild? I wonder what kind of a psychic connection they have to each other. Right. They must. They must.

Yeah, they must have something deep. Like he thinks he'll think something that he's already thinking? Yes. Yeah, I love that shit. They must. Their waves are connecting? They must. Yeah, that's a trip.

They must. Yeah, the psychology of twinning is kind of crazy. I went on the rabbit hole about like, you know, how they, like, they'll put a door between, they'll do these on TikTok and Instagram stuff, they'll put a door between two twins, and they'll go, okay, raise your right arm, and I'm sorry, they'll say, put up a finger or whatever, and they'll both do the exact same thing. They'll go, dance in place, and they'll dance identical in place. even though they don't see what the other one's doing. But they know that's their instinctual thing. Dude, I know people that are twins that don't talk to their brother. What would you mean?

They don't like their brother. Just don't connect. How about that? How about he looks exactly like you and you don't like him? That's that self-hate shit. I got that. I got that shit. We imagine that it becomes your enemy.

You are your enemy? That is so. that's so dystopian it's so terrible it's like uh face off no it's worse yeah it's way worse it's literally you it's you it's actually you they look exactly the same height same weight

same body face image everything it's you it looks like you it's like oh that's what I look like fuck that guy especially if one of them doesn't get jacked it's very rare that they do they usually kind of stay the same they copy each other they typically

is that what it is yeah usually they want to do the same things a lot. What did you imagine if your brother just starts marathon running like dude I'm not fucking doing this yeah I'm not too much like I'm gonna get down to 140 pounds I'm gonna run a hundred miles you're like no I'm not doing that I'm not doing that I want to be able to change a tire right you you fucking weigh 140 pounds man what are you doing why I want to run forever like go we're twins don't do that we have to look alike we can't do this bro I'm not fucking getting skinny like my friend Cam when he does like those 100 mile races he gets real thin he gets down

like 155 pounds it's creepy looking you have to because you shed so much right and also doesn't doesn't your don't it change your facial structure because of this this pounding your body's eating itself yeah bad news bears but you're showing everybody your mind is strong enough to allow your body to do that because you have to do that even before you run so if he if cam like the heaviest that i've known him he was probably like a buck 80 and i think he's probably like somewhere in the 160-ish range now, you know? And he just did it by not eating a lot and working out all day.

Just fasting and working out? Yes. Just eating, like, you would map his calories out. And just so he can get real thin so he could run these long-ass races. Because you don't see any jacked dudes. Well, you do see Goggins. He's pretty jacked.

But he's jacked in like a slender, athletic. He's not like a beefy, like Brock Lesder-looking dude. Like, you're not going to see some Brock Lesnar-looking dude that's going to run 200 miles. No. I don't think you can do it. I don't think the body could handle that. There's so much weight. I think if you're going to run something like that, you've got to condition yourself.

And if you condition yourself with that kind of body, like, for that long, like, you're going to break something. It's like, it doesn't work that way. It's got to buckle. That thing's designed for destroying. It's designed for running through walls and shit. It's not designed for running long-ass distances. You never got into long-distance running. Did you? Any running at all?

I've run. I used to run in the mountains a lot with my dog. He loves running. I used to take him when I lived in California. We'd take him to the hills and the canyons. Yeah. But I was always worried about mountain lions. Well, do there, yeah.

That's the thing. Because I have a golden retriever. And if a mountain lion just took out my golden retriever in front of me, I have to fight. Now you have to fight a mountain line. I have to fight a mountain lion. And then I might lose my face. Do you hear about Rogan?

He fought a mountain lion, dude. Wow, how to turn out. Not good. The show's not going to go on. Not good. There's no way. But you can't carry a gun in California. No, you can't.

It's not like you're ever going to need it, right? But you might. This is the thing. It's not like you're ever, ever, ever going to need it. You're probably not going to need it. You're right. You're probably not going to need it. But you might.

But you might. But you might. And that's what's fucked. Because California does not control their mountain line population. I know a guy who works at a ranch and we were having a conversation about it the other day. And he was telling me that. you know they they wind up spending the exact same amount they want up killing the exact same amount of mountain lines that they would even if they let hunters hunt them because

they have to because they break it into people's yards and killing their dogs yeah and killing their cats you know and in Hollywood man there's kids have gone missing from those mountain lines kids have gone missing from backyards well what's the one that they put down the piece the one that the most famous one they had to put it down because it killed some, or I don't know if it killed a person, but it did, it was called like PC-1-4-5, they, you know, whatever the code of it. We have a photo of that mountain line. Didn't it kill somebody and they put it down?

No, I don't think so. I don't think it never killed a person. But did they have to put it down for some reason? I think it was really old. They used to have to dart it like every couple of years, I think, and change its collar. Which is so nuts. Just doll. They wanted to know where the monster is.

So they're like, let's keep the 150-pound monster wandering. through the woods just like could a collar around its neck so I know where it is when it's killing shit this is like it's very weird the photo you've seen the photo we have out there I do remember that photo yeah yeah it's him with the Hollywood sign right yeah it's the it is L.A. Yeah that photo to me is L.A. Like when I point to people I'm like this is how stupid L.A. This is L.A. This is L.A. You have the Hollywood sign and you have a monster and everybody knows it's a monster but they just put a collar on his neck he'll be fine just leave it alone He's eating babies.

He's eating fucking dogs and cats. He's eating everything. Like, sir, listen, he was here first. They were here first. Well, Joe, everybody's eating babies in Hollywood. You know that. That's not just a mountain line, baby. Yeah, it's different.

That's a different kind of cult. They had this lady in Malibu, and she had an alpaca farm, and this mountain lion was fucking up her alpacas. So if a mountain lion just realizes that animals are stuck in. a pen. It doesn't just kill what it needs to kill. They only kill what they need to to survive. Uh-uh. No. It does what's called surplus killing. It's just that's going ham and it killed like eight or nine alpacas before it got bored. It just ran out. Just got annoyed. 12. So many. Oh my God. So this lady got a depredation permit. And then when she filed for this depredation

permit and went public, and she started getting death threats. Why? Because you can't kill the mountain line. You can't kill the monster. And this, again, this is someone for someone who's seen mountain lines in public. I love mountain lines. I love them. I think they're amazing.

One of them killed my dog in Colorado. Okay? Oh, shit. Yeah. But I love mountain lines. They're awesome. They should definitely be around. But when they kill 12 alpacas, like maybe you got to send a message.

Yeah. Fuck you, bro. Can you show me a picture of an alpaca, though? While not in Malibu, another major mountain lion attack on an alpaca farm occurred in Lake County, California, in August of 2025. In this incident, a ban of mountain lions killed 17 alpacas over the course of several days. Holy shit, man. The attack prompted authorities to issue a lethal depredation permit and reiterated that when in an enclosed area, a mountain lion's predatory instinct can lead to the overkill of multiple animals.

We need them. They're an important part of our ecosystem. That is L.A. That's L.A. It's L.A. It's L.A. It's L.A. It's L.A. It's suicidal empathy. Yeah. Attached to a ridiculous ideology. I don't mind that thing being. Those are ugly. Get rid of those things. Well, Mountain Lions did it. I'm on the Mountain Lines team. Yeah. Get that thing out of here. You just can't have cocky animals around. What is it, what is an alpaca good for? Why do people breed them?

Probably the fur. I bet their wool. Yeah. I think alpaca. They make some. I think alpaca, they make socks out of them, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, we're going to sheep. Are hollow socks? Aren't those socks made with alpaca stuff? They're really good, solid socks.

Alpacifer is supposed to be better? Is it better? I mean, we've been doing pretty good for cotton. Cotton's been all right for a while, huh? Oh, no, no, no. Cotton is not nearly as good as wool. You okay? I'll take it all.

Here's the thing. For stuff like that, the reason why, like, wool, like people think, oh, wool's not necessary. You could have, one of the reasons why wool is necessary. The reason why people use it in the first place is because you could be wet with wool on and you stay warm. If you're wet with cotton on, you're fucked.

We've been in a pool with a shirt. Yeah, you know, you've been to the beach. Yeah, but it's just if you're in the woods and you go hiking and you get sweaty and then it gets cold out and you're stuck out there, you're fucked. But wool stays. Wool stays warm.

It's really amazing. Fine fleece. Most significant use fiber production, alpacas being bred for their soft fine flee that's used to make high quality clothing, blankets and other textiles so that's the thing about like stuff that's natural like wool in particular marino well it also doesn't smell bad like you could sweat in it for days and you don't stink like if i wear like a synthetic undergarment and i'm hiking like if we're camping or if

i'm in the woods for a couple days you if you have anything that has like a plastic in it a nylon like any kind of a synthetic like undergarment. They stink, too. They smell so bad. Yeah, it's gross. They smell so bad. It's like a hockey bag. You want to just peel them off you and you get it and you take it off.

You smell it. You're like, what the fuck? You smell wool. You could wear it for days and days and days. You don't stink in it. That's wow. Because it's natural. Yeah.

It's the best, they make, it makes the best socks. It makes the best like my friend's company First Light. I think they were like one of the first companies. They started doing marino wool, and then they make, like, marino wool undergarments. What's marino wool? It's just a type of wool, but it's like this very fine wool that, like, it feels like a cotton. It feels like this. And you put it on as, like, undergarments, like a base layer.

And if you sweat, you're okay. If you sweat with cotton on, you're in real trouble, man. Yeah, yeah, it stinks. Like, real trouble. Stinks. So that's why you need alpaca. I don't even know if alpacas work the same way, but Marino does. We'll keep them.

The point is, these fucking mountain lines, you got to let them know who's boss. Yeah. Like, I'm not for killing mountain lions. I think they're awesome. I love them. But I'm for killing some mountain lions. You know, I'm not for killing them all. Just a few.

I'm not like, kill them all. I'm like, no, you need a balance out there. Otherwise, you've got an overpopulation of animals. Right. But what you don't need is them killing your fucking kids, okay? Because they will kill your kids. That's a mountain lion. They don't give a fuck.

You leave a four-year-old inside and you're on the phone. And then I told him, you have to fucking respect me. I've been in this office and you hear it with a thump and your kids, the back of your kid's fucking head is caved in now and this cat's running over a fence with him. And you turn around and your kid's gone. Like, yeah, that's real. That's real. That's real.

That's a cat. It's a giant cat that you can't control. And if it decides it's going to kill you, you're helpless. So shut the fuck up with all this narnia nonsense. Shut up. You got to kill a few of them. You got to let him know who's the boss You can't come in my fucking neighborhood shithead

You don't put up collar on them And take pictures So cute that they're in our neighborhood Look, they're camping in front of my house Yeah, they're waiting for your kid to go get his ball Are you fucking crazy They just ate your neighbor's dog Now they're waiting for your kid to get his ball

Authorities killed Mountain Line After 11 year old girl attacked at the California home Yeah There you go in Malibu Yeah last month Just shut the fuck up you people You're out of your mind Yeah, we are. It's great.

It's like these people are, they don't know what animals are. They think they're living in a movie. They don't, with a Charlie Kirk thing, they don't know what an assassination is. You're cheering that someone could kill with gun violence. You're supposed to be the anti-gun violence people. Right. You're cheering for gun violence. Do you know how fucking crazy this makes you look?

You're cheering for gun violence against a guy who deplored violence. Right. Yeah, adamantly. It was pretty loud about it, too. It's so stupid. Well, the disconnect, that's the really sad thing, is that the death doesn't even, when people die, it doesn't even feel like anything anymore for people because they're like, whatever. They don't feel like it's a real person because they're used to talking about people and talking to people in a digital form online with no impact, like no consequences of, you know, no, you don't feel it from the person, you don't feel empathy because you hurt their feelings. You don't, it's just dead. It's sociopathic. You know, and it's like people just, I did not, I wasn't, I didn't know too much about Charlie Kirk.

What I knew about him was some of the clips, like I think most of us did, some of the clips that you see online of him debating college kids. And I always thought, okay, I could see the point for it because, you know, these are voters and these are young people and they have been indoctrinated in a certain way of thinking. and they probably never encountered anybody who can articulate what the other opinion is like, what a conservative perspectiveist life, what they think, the way they think you should approach life, the way they, you don't get to hear that at universities, you get to only hear one side of things. So on that side, I'm like, okay, that's good about it. But it's also like you're dunking on these young kids, but also they should know that they can be dunked on because their ideas suck. Right? Or be challenged at the very least. Yeah. But the fact that that was enough to make people happy and cheer that he died because he was effective in what he was doing. That's what it was. And they felt like he was indoctrinating kids. Well, guess what? That's what conservatives feel like every day. They feel like you're indoctrinating kids. When you're gaslighting people and saying there's nothing wrong with having a drag queen story hour for kids. Like, no, it's not. You know what? We need ball gag story hour too.

Because it's a fetish, right? So let's have strap-on story hour. Like, let's get crazy. Like, what are we talking about? No, there's nothing wrong with being a drag queen. But there's something weird about wanting to be alone and read kids a story where you dress like a woman and you're not. And you're doing this for some weird kink. It's just weird that it's like a thing that it matters, that it's like a thing people fight about.

You're like, how is that a thing? It's probably not. It's probably more of the algorithm bullshit. Yeah, I bet you it's not. Yeah, it's probably, and then, by the way, actual drag queens, like, I don't know where I could read the kids, pick up a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, it was like, side gig. What a great gig. Yeah.

And then all of a sudden, these, like, super progressive schools are like, I'm booked up. I'm booked up in all the progressive school while she's fucking chain smoking camels. By the way, speaking of sheep, have you heard ghost face killers, sons, diss track? No. Okay. To who? To ghost face killer. Now, I don't, first of all, I.

I do not know if this is real in this day and age of fucking crazy AI. But it's going all over the internet. Ghost's son going after him. Ghost son who may or may not identify as a woman. I am not sure, so I want to be careful. Sure. Because in these days, you don't want the FCC breathing down your neck for being inaccurate, Mr. Santino. No, no, don't ban me.

Don't ban me FCC. But, bro, the flow. It makes you think like, okay Ghost Face Kill a son Infinite Coles airs out family issues on two new songs I don't generally don't like hearing people

air out their family beefs live Yeah But put that aside and listen to the flow Because this fucking dude can rap This shit is hard This dude can rap man But it just makes sense because it's like Can we play a little of it and then edit it out

Yeah we'll edit it out Not fucking bad It's pretty good bro Not fucking bad. Batti boy, sweet face killer. I don't know. That'll be in my head all day today. Bro, that was good. Bucky boy, sweet face killer. I mean, I don't know what kind of a cry for help that is, but... Well, it's clear they don't get along. Yeah, it seems like I'm out of you, but fucking, what a flow. Like, super talented. Isn't that crazy hell? Like, that kind of shit's

genetic sometimes? Oh, 100%. You know, you ever heard, like, someone who, like, their dad was like a really good singer? Then you hear them singing, like, how are you doing that? Oh, yeah. Where's that coming from? Oh, you got it, like, in your... your jeans. Do you know who Elsie Cook is? This guy that responded and said it's not a diss. Oh, it's not a dis. Oh, it's not a dis. That's great. Well, I couldn't. Not a dis, but thank you so much. Oh, okay, good. It sounded... Even better.

It sounded like a bit. But that sold it. That got people to look at it. Oh, my God. Just click. Well, that's the thing about rap music. You say things quick enough and fast enough. People like, oh, did he diss him? Is he shitting him right now? Is he missed that? No, it is genetic. Do you know who Elsie Cook is? No. Sam Cook's brother? Oh. Crazy. Dude, it's kind of wild

Like he sounds Brother is one thing though Because they grew up together Yeah, but That talent The fact Like Sam Sam was so good Sam was so good

LC Wrote Rumored I don't know How much of this is true But LC wrote a lot of Co-wrote and helped A lot of stuff with Sam

But you listen to that record Right there Which one? That put me down easy That record is one of my Favorite fucking songs Listen a little I love this song man

We'll have to edit this out too Sorry folks and you can elsie cooks put me down easy damn that's very good and i just just the lyrics hit me so hard and he's like look i know you're gonna screw me over will you just don't make me just do it quick put me down easy baby just do it fast dude just get it over with yeah don't drag this out just get it over

don't pretend we might get back together again oh it's such a good song but he but that's what i mean is like just because they're brothers yeah but that's it sounds like sam reimagined it's almost like A.I. Sam. Because I love Sam, but that sounds exactly like him. There's a bunch of those guys from back in the day that kind of slipped through the cracks. Right. They never got the thing. There's just some of them, like they had some great-ass songs.

What is that Strawberry Fields guy? I think Gillis told us about it. Who did a kid that plays? Remember that one, Jamie? Do you remember that song? It's on the Spotify. Hey, let me see if I can find it because it's on my Spotify playlist. Chat G-G-TB-T rather is still Listen to me that pitch I turn that shit off She wants to know

Where are you getting your information from Do you ever feel bad about what you say Did she say that? That's so funny No, that would be funny though Joe Rogan your perspective is just yours Here it is Strawberry Letter 23

By Shuggy Otis Is it? Yeah it's originally by the Brothers Johnson Oh, that's a cover song? Yeah, I heard this. It's in a, I don't know, I was high as shit. Here's my fate, but that's like, that's such a good song. I heard the background of another song, I was, did you guys hear that?

Is anyone hearing that? No one was in what the fuck I was talking about. You baked out of your head. You want to hear the number one, this is the number one most ridiculous song that for some reason or another, the guy didn't become famous. This is from 1969. It's a guy named Johnny Thunder. And he made this song called I'm Alive.

and Brian Simpson brought it into the green room and the mothership is like this is going to be one of your new favorite songs like you got to listen to this song and I played it in the green room and I was like oh my God I'm alive and then we had to look it up

and there was a bunch of misinformation and disinformation online couldn't figure out who this cat was apparently he recorded this song it was a cover of another song that had been recorded by another artist like a band that was pretty famous I forget who it was

who's the other band that recorded it like a known name and his version is so much better it's so much better it's so good that you listen to this and you're like oh this guy's gonna be famous there's no way like if I was living in 1969 and I heard that song on the radio

I'm like oh we got a new superstar who's this guy did he die early is that what it is he died young I don't know when he died I think we looked that up as well when did Johnny Thunder I was the first recording of it. Yeah, he recorded it, but it was not his song. It was the other band song.

What was the other band? Well, that might not even be true, right? They might have fucked him over. I'm like, no, we're going to do our version. That's our song. Yeah, excuse me, my lawyer is going to contact you. How many times did that happen? They were like, this is a good song.

That's Elvis' song now. Elvis' own that song. Yeah, if you want to sue Elvis, try to get that song back. Tom Jones actually recorded it, too. Tom Jones? But that was afterwards, correct? Who was the other band, though, that recorded it? Is it Deep Purple had a version of it and another group out of another version?

Deep Purple. Deep Purple was famous. God damn, that's a good song. That's a damn good song. That's a damn good song. I would pet everything I had in 1969. Johnny, you're going to be huge. You're going to be huge.

I could see it right now. Madison Square Garden, Johnny Thunder sold out. Oh, my God. That feels like a Tarantino movie. You know what I mean? like that. The guy is that good? You just write them songs, you fucking assholes. Yeah, just give him the song.

Get a team together. Get Johnny a nice apartment. Johnny, we got it. Wow, he just died a year ago. Wow. He died last year. Yeah, last year in Winter Park, Florida. How old?

Ninety-three. Wow. That might have been when Brian Simpson brought that song. No, we were talking about it more than a year ago. Yeah, because it made it on the commercials and stuff after the fact. That's right. So we started talking about it, and then it made it into commercials. Like, they started using it for, like, Jeep commercials.

commercials or some shit. I don't know, it was Jeep. What was it? Samsung and Lincoln in something else. He dies, you talk about it, it goes viral. They're like, who should use that song? Well, I'm glad they did, just so more people hear it. But there's people like that just sort of slip through the cracks of history. And for whatever reason, we don't need, never hear about it. But that guy's, that guy was good. That's very, very good.

That's like platinum selling album good. Like, you hear that song like, oh, okay, we got it. All we need is a bunch of those. Yeah, we need to turn those out. Listen, we got a bunch of guys that are like Chris Stapleton-type dudes. who just write songs, right? There's, like, if you're a Nashville person, there are songwriters,

professionals who will sit down and they will come up with a fucking jam for you. And then, you know, you just fucking start doing arenas. Let's go. Let's go. Why are you driving a fucking regular car? Johnny Thunder? Johnny Thunder?

Johnny Thunder, let's go. Johnny Thunder, you need a Mercedes-Benz, S-class Johnny Thunder. You want a limo, Johnny Thunder. You need to start flying private. Yeah. There's certain guys like that, you're like, man, he just didn't have the right team around him. Or something else. Or he was making more, or life got in the way, or he was making more money working on other people's shit.

Or he's a self-sabotor. That is a big one. Some people are self-sabotors. We know these people on the business. Oh, yeah, man. There's a lot of guys that we both came up with that, you know, you look back and you go, I thought that guy was going to be huge. Yeah, man, I think about that. There's a few people that I know that it bums me out because you're like,

what were you afraid of? The thing? Because you could have had it. I don't know if it's that. I think a lot of it is just being on your own and not having any kind of support in terms of like a community of friends. I think that's a lot of the reason why

a lot of people, as they get older, especially, start behaving really irrationally and losing their minds. Is they alone, essentially? They don't have a family. They dedicated their entire life to their career. and then they get to a certain age and there's no one who's really excited about them

out there in the world and they get real bitter. That's very sad. It's very sad. But they just, they missed out on the fun part. The fun part is having a bunch of friends. Like, that's the fun part. Yeah.

It's the most fun part. Like Stanhope said this famously once. They said, I could quit comedy, but I could never quit comics. They're like, yeah. That is more fun even than doing. in stand-up is hanging out with comics. Yeah.

And we're all just being silly together. It's fun. Like, we were in Chicago a couple weeks ago. Yeah, what a great time. We had a great fucking time. Santito sat right behind me while the fights are going on. We had some fucking great food. Dude, that was a, we had late night, we had late-night Italian beef.

Yeah, it was great. You know, cool of the day that was for me? I went to the Cubs game. I sat behind home plate, and then I went right from the Cubs game to come see you. That's amazing. It was like a monumental day. I told my cousin Luke, I was like, this is like going to be one of the best days I've had. And it just, like I was riding on a high all day.

Oh, yeah. What a day. Well, and last night I was at your club having a fun time with all the boys. Gillis came down and, you know, when he comes down and has to, you know, that's when he starts it up, dude. Yeah, I know. He's the best. That club's got a great vibe, man. It really does.

It's got a great vibe. And that's the thing. It's like if you're on the outside, you look at it and you go, oh, fuck those people. That's a completely normal way to react. Sure. It's completely normal. Yeah. But we're not saying fuck you.

Like, trust me, just relax. Just relax. Come give me a hug. Come give me a hug. We're all okay. We should not be worried about this stupid shit. And this is one of the things that I always hope happens when there's a tragedy, like a public figure, gets executed. As people just start just having a little grace, just to give people a little grace.

Just a little bit more. Yeah, take the temperature down America. Because regardless of who shot that guy. That guy was shot, and then the reaction was horrible, and then the reaction to the reaction is equally horrible. Everyone's horrible, right? We're a community. We're supposed to be a community. You know, it's not supposed to be right versus left.

That's stupid. We don't want to do World War III in the continental United States. We don't want another fucking civil war. That's crazy. Just we need to stop. Just stop being so divisive and stop rewarding politicians for being so divisive. divisive. Jimmy Kimmel returns. ABC and suspension starting Tuesday. See, called it. You did. Called it. You know what's interesting. You know what I thought he was going to do is get into

different media now, like Conan with this podcast. I thought he was going to do that too. Well, that probably would be a good thing for him to do. I could see him. Yeah, but they're really smart to do this because the wave of people watching, I bet he gets the highest ratings he's ever had. Ever, ever, ever. They'll be nuts. Yeah, the ratings would be nuts. Look at that coming back. Listen, man, it's like you can't, it's the Trice and effect, you can't do that. You can't remove someone for talking badly about you in 2025, if that's what happened. If that is the wake-up, if that's what happened.

I suspect there's a lot of factors. One of the factors is declining ratings, right? So as the ratings go down, then people get more and more sensitive about subject matter, more and more sensitive about advertising. Because, you know, you're already like the show is kind of in a bad direction as it is. ratings are dropping because people are getting annoyed with it being too political or whatever narrative they could say. Sure. And, you know, there's advertisers that get upset because they might be right-winging.

It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive, the statement said, we have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy. And after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday. Good. Good. Good. Good. So in my mind, in my mind. he wins right he wins but you know take the temperature down everybody like we don't want more killings we want to figure out what's the right thing for everybody and classifying someone like i've heard people say the worst shit about charlie kirk post his death and like i said i wasn't too aware of what the stuff that he had done i was aware of some of the things that he'd done that were really

brilliant some conversations that he had that i thought were very kind and i was aware of of some of the things that he said is like, oh, why did you put it that way? You know, like, why did you say that? Like, you're just, even if you're, even if it's possible to take something like that out of context, it makes you look terrible. Right. But it is just out of context. That's the problem.

But out of context works in this day and age. So I just wish he hadn't said the things that he said the way he said him, but I don't, don't think he's an evil person. So to celebrate the murder of a person that I think is genuine, generally a very kind and a very nice person who was just good at debating, but not always even totally accurate. Like, there's been some good critiques of some of the debates that he had with college kids that are online where he's like, no, he's not correct with what he said. Like, one of the things was about George Floyd.

And he was, he kept saying that the medical examiner said that George Floyd would have died of that overdose. That's not true. And we've heard that too. and so then we looked it up, right? And it wasn't, the medical examiner didn't say that, correct? I don't think that's true. And I think he had already printed a retraction.

But see, this is the problem with like a debate and a microphone, in a public place where people are cheering and screaming and you're trying to form your argument, you're not even good at doing it, and you're doing it to a guy who's a professional at doing this. And it's like, it's a stupid way to have conversations. but better than no way at all, right? And in those colleges, you don't get any of those kind of conversations with your professors. That's why I was really healthy for him. I think a lot of people say, oh, he targeted young people.

And you're like, well, there's two ways to look at that. One, it's because I feel like they are the most susceptible to maybe hearing you out, right? You're not changing my dad's mind. I'll tell you that. He's not going to go fucking, he's got his perspective. His feet above in the couch. Shut the fuck up. No, but I think that that.

And then the other side is it's not to prove that he was going to, out with these people. I think it was to have actual discourse and to start discourse on campus. It was also to get popular. Yeah, well, he wanted to be famous. He's doing this and spreading these ideas, but he believed in it. He's very religious. But here's the thing, like, he's not this terrible person that they're trying to make him out to be. So to take a 31-year-old guy who's a father, and he's got two very young children, and he's married, he's got a family, he's got this wife who loves him, and to cheer that he got shot in the ahead for his ideas. We've lost the plot. We've lost the plot. If there's a group of children out there in college, young people out there, young adults that are cheering, and then older adults

too, who are cheering this. My friend was in a coffee shop and this lady was beside him on a Zoom call and she's, this is like right after Charlie Kirk was killed and she gets on her Zoom call And she goes, well, I had an unexpectedly great day today. How about you girls? And they were like, today was amazing. And they weren't really saying why today was amazing. But it was very clear that they were celebrating the fact that this guy who was a father and a husband was murdered before his ideas. That's not the way to do it, folks.

You may not like what the guy says, for God's sake. I didn't like everything the guy said. But when people were like... It's so short-sighted. Yeah, this is what we need. You're like, dude, how is your brain function like that? It's so crazy. It's so crazy.

It's all just infected by social media. And all these people who think like this are all online almost all day. Yeah, they live in it. Yes, they live in it. They're in the shit all day long, like reading the comments and you're getting poisoned. You're losing your humanity. That's not a normal way to think. Go outside.

Yeah. You need more than that. You need mushrooms and hugs. You need a lot. But this fucking thing that we're all caught in, this tide of electronics, is leading us in that direction. It's like an inhuman reaction. Like you're separated from the norm of human interaction, like the warmth of a person's smile and give me a hug. Like all that stuff that, how many times you've been in a conversation with a person you disagreed with them and you both start laughing at the end of it?

That's every comic conversation I have. Yeah. Yeah, but online, it doesn't happen that way. No, it doesn't even happen sometimes with people you know. Like, I was in the woods in Utah for a week that was out there, El Cunting, and there's no service out there. There's, like, a little bit of service at, like, one peak you get at, you can make a few phone calls and check text messages. And so I was getting some text messages that were showing me that Kimmel got fired. And I'm like, oh, look at this.

Jesus Christ, this is crazy. And my thought was, what did he say? Oh, my God, what did he say? He said something about Charlie Kirk after he got killed. That's crazy. Then I saw what he said. I was like, well, that's not that bad. That's not accurate, but it's like, in my mind, as a comic, I'm like, he's just setting up this bit.

I'm like, and then I'm watching everybody freak out about this. I'm like, and then I thought, okay, am I looking at it wrong? Okay, it is kind of misleading because he's kind of saying that they're trying to label this person as anyone other than themselves, which is like a little weird. Yeah, so that's not cool. That's, that's inaccurate. But instead, I didn't get upset. I didn't understand. And then I started really realizing that people were upset at me because I wasn't saying anything. I was in support of it. I was like, I'll show you a picture where I am right now. Yeah, yeah. Hunting elk. Yeah, like literally. This is a, this is a picture where I was. Yeah. I was up in the mountains. But even then, like, you don't get to,

tell people what they should and shouldn't comment on while you're silent about Gaza. Yeah, what we were talking about? If I check, if I go through your social media and there's no organized outrage about what's happening right now in Gaza and you're upset that there's a comedian that got, for a few days, his show got stopped because he said, being things about the president, like, there's another shit in the world that might be more important than this. And you might need medication You might be a fucking crazy shut-in

You might be a person that's addicted to your phone Get the fuck outside Yeah, get off your fucking phone You don't require other people to comment on things You know, I read one comic said If you don't, if you have a big platform And you're not commenting all I could see Is how much you love the taste of boot leather

Like, settle Shut the fuck up Settle down Or I'm with my family right now Having a meal This is one of the reasons Why I've been off social media for like the last seven, eight months, mostly.

Like I'll look at it occasionally. I hardly ever post. And if I do post, it's just stuff about shows. Like I did a show here. Here's a picture of this fun thing. That's it. But I don't read anything about me at all. I know guys that have lost their minds.

They're in that all day long. Having conversations with people on Twitter all day long, debating points, arguing stuff all day long, making response videos, making other videos, going and talking about it on a podcast. Like, what are you doing with your life, man? Yeah, it's weird. This is nuts. Well, everybody raised a lot of these people that were like,

boycott ABC and Disney cancel it. And I was like, well, don't do that. Not only that they made video. Ron Perlman made a video about he subscribed and then unsubscribed. I was like, what are you doing, dude? Like, settle down. Relax. But also, if it is that the government tried to silence Jimmy Kimmel

because they were trying to push through some sort of a merger and he doesn't like Jimmy Kimmel, so they try, yeah, that should be exposed. That's fucked up. I'm going to see some emails. I want to see some emails, baby. I want to see some emails. This is one of the reasons why you need that Israeli spying software.

Yeah, we got to get that. We need it all. Everyone needs it. We have no encryption, no encryption anymore. We need to all read each other's phones. I need to know. What did you guys plan? What did you say?

Show me. Show me. Show me. Show it right now. You son of a bitch. I think they're going to come out and find out. We'll find out. It'll get exposed.

Jamie, tell me if this is true. true that there is a this is something that someone sent me that every Samsung phone from 2022 on has something installed

in it called app cloud app cloud yeah and it's a back door and it allows you here I'll send you this thing Jamie I do not know if this is true it sounds ridiculous it allows someone

to potentially get into your phone, but I asked a friend of mine who's a legit expert in this kind of shit. He said, all they need is your phone number. All that stuff is nonsense. I go, really? He goes, yes. It's that easy. It's that easy. With Pegasus 2, he goes, all they needs your phone number. So all this thing of backdoor apps, like, eh. So what, they need your phone number? They can just access everything. Everything. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's a joke. Why aren't we doing that then to people that we need to access their phones? The only way, well, they do. That's how the Israelis fucked everybody up. You got to give it to them, dude. Them pagers.

That pager shit was wild. Genius shit. One of those genius fucking operations I've ever heard a government pull off. Send people pagers. Keep the, they have those pagers for a long time before they blew them up. They're like, yeah, send them out. How long did they have those pagers before they detonated them, Jamie? I want to say it was over a year.

It was like a government-sponsored program they gave them to these people, right? Is that what it was? Well, the thing is they were using pagers because they knew that if they were using cell phones, that the Israelis had electronics that could read everything so they could spy on all their phones so to get around that they decided to use pagers so the

Israelis knew that they were going to use pagers because they have people embedded in these organizations they have people that are literally acting like they're Hezbollah or Hamas they're inside there and then they're Israelis and so these people got a hold of their order

before it so they order a bunch of pagers they get a hold of it, rig it with detonations, rig it with explosives, repackage it, send it to them, so then they get it like, good, got the page, or fuck these Israelis. And they put this, they're putting a little bomb right next to your dick, and you're walking around with this thing for, I think, a year or so. Jesus. I can't hear you.

I'm seeing five months. Five months. No, no, the actual, but it wasn't, yeah, it didn't all happen in one's two. Okay, I mean, five months. It went on for how long? An hour. hour. So, for an hour, da-da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah, bang, da-da. Every way you look, pageers are blowing up on dude's dicks. And think about where your pager is. It's right there.

Right where your balls are. Boom. Big old bowling ball hole where your legs used to be. Wild. Wild. And they planned it out months and months in advance. How about what they did the Iranians? Do you know what they did with them? They had this thing. They made a phone call. We need a meeting of everybody. Meet in the bunker. And they met them, but it was a prank phone call. So all these Iranian guys, they met in the bunker, and they fucking dusted that bunker. It just blew it apart. Well, they thought it was coming from a higher order, and they were like, yeah, we'll see you down there.

Oh, boy, we're under its house. Let's go meet at the bunker. Boom, that's nuts, dude. Genius. Yeah. Genius. They know what they're doing. They're plotting.

Oh, they're real good at it. They're real good at it. Yeah, they're real good at it. It's uncomfortable. It's crazy. You know, if I was Jewish, I'd be like, yeah, we're the best. best bro we fucking we rule have you seen it this shit have you seen what we're doing yeah they're getting everybody to come over here put the hat on put the hat on did you see that

benjamin net yahu gave like this two-minute speech about how offensive it was that people said that israel killed charlie kirk no but he just made it he made he just talked about it and i was like no one said that what like what i've never heard tell me more yeah who said that tell me more Like, who's saying this? See, that's the kind of shit that I think when they plant information like that. And then it becomes true, right? Because then people online do start saying it. Yeah.

So you're just feeding the false narrative becomes a real narrative. And he goes, see? Well, it could be that he got hoodwinked. They're like, he's an older dude, right? So he's probably not on TikTok. He probably doesn't have his thumb to the pulse of the young people. And someone comes in. Because, like, Trump didn't understand when he would go to his rallies and he would talk about the vaccine, the people would boo.

He didn't understand. He's like, why are they going? The vaccine was amazing. I did it. It was all me. And they're like, no, no, no, we don't like the vaccine. He didn't know. So he doesn't have his thumb on the pulse.

Right. So if someone comes to him, BV, they're saying we did it. We didn't do it. They're saying we did it. Well, I'll tell people that we didn't do it. And then he goes out and responds, well, he looks like he did it now. Right. And that could be a trick.

Because there's still a bunch of people in Israel trying to get rid of him, too. Oh, yeah. Like the day of October 7th, the day before, there was thousands of people in the streets protesting him right they don't like him yeah well there's some people that do there's some people that don't sure just like Trump you know you can say oh the Americans hate Trump no half the Americans hate Trump half the Americans think he's the shit they love it they think they're like tired they're tired of liberals they're tired of people with blue hair screaming in their face they're tired and there's a contingency

of people that don't give a fuck but they're like that's fine I don't care they'll they don't they'll join the Republicans because the other people are so annoying at least the Republicans leave him alone that's what happens they just want to be left alone Yeah, you guys are screeching and telling people what to do and what they have to say. Like, you know, you do what I tell you to. You take that post down. Like, you do what the fuck... Yeah, yeah.

See what I'm saying? Take that post down. You take that post down. They want control over you. Expressing your opinions. That ain't good from either side, kids. That's dangerous. There's something with the App Cloud thing.

I found the post you posted, but I just asked Grock instead to see what it said. What do Grock say? Brock says it's a pre-installed system service on many Samsung Galaxy's, smartphones, particularly mid-range and budget models like the A-S-Series as well, some of the S-series device devices. Depending on the carrier or region, it functions as an app recommendation and installation tool that suggests and promotes third-party apps, often games and promotional content, based on user behavior, location, and preferences. This is part of Samsung's partnerships with carriers and app developers to generate revenue by subsidizing device costs through the preloaded or suggested installs. Boy, I don't like all that language. There is a bunch of videos and posts about how to take it off and how to disable it.

So it's widely viewed as bloatware or adware due to its intrusive nature. It can be easily uninstalled. Oh, it can't be easily uninstalled. And notifications are non-dismissible. Oh, that's gross. It's not essential for core phone function is often absence from carrier-free or unlocked devices bought directly from Samsung. Okay. So it's not a Samsung issue.

It's someone else puts it on a Samsung phone. There's no verified evidence supporting claims of data being sent to external entities like intelligent firms. These appear to stem from misinformation on social media or you're lying. When I looked it up, this post, people were posting on Instagram two days ago. It mentions Iron Source, which that did not. So I Googled Iron Source. And in the Israeli software company. when you said...

Israeli software company. Now part of Unity that provides a platform for mobile app creators to monetize their apps through user acquisition and advertising. Funded in 2010,

significant presence in Tel Aviv. Company has merged with the U.S. gaming firm Unity in November 2020 to form an end-to-end platform for the app economy. What does that mean? What is all that?

What did you just say? What did you just say? What did you just say, man? What are you talking about? Israelis iron source trades Bro, they are the best at it. They figured out Pegasus. That's how whoever got Jeff Bezos got him.

They got him through a WhatsApp link. So that was the first Pegasus. I'd send you a WhatsApp message like Santino, you got to check this out. And you'd be like, what is it? And so you check out some, you know, some X article that I send you. But as you're clicking on it, it puts an exploit into your phone. So now they have full access to your phone. Look.

They get all your dickpicks, all your photos, all your dirty little text messages. All my dickpicks are from James. But now with Pegasus 2, all they need is your phone number. Fuck. Just your phone number. Bonkers. Yeah. That's so dark.

It's nuts. How can they protect? You can't protect that? Yeah. It's really hard. And then you think, well, I'll just use encrypt apps, encrypted apps, like. Well, WhatsApp does that, right? WhatsApp, yeah.

And then there's also Signal. And there's, like, telegram and a few other ones. But they can get in those, too, if they want to. They did it with Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson was going to to the Soviet Union Or it doesn't exist anymore He was going to Russia to talk to

Well see That was a Freudian Because he was probably trying to bring that bitch back He was going to Russia to try to meet with Putin And they found out And they contacted him And they said we read your signal And he's like, what?

I didn't even know you could do that What did he say on the side? What was it? Well his signal chat Was he was going back and forth With someone about setting up a meeting with Putin and so the state department or whoever it was whoever it was in the Biden administration

made the call made the call to spend an extraordinary amount of money to unencrypt his signal yeah and read his messages because you know you're not supposed to be talking to people we don't like can't be talking to people you don't like yeah we might get a wrong opinion of who that person is which I kind of get it I know what you're saying

I don't ever think that not talking to people is the solution, but I do understand what they're saying. Yeah, but traditionally, don't we usually try to talk to people so we can try to figure out how we can make some headway? It would be the better option for everybody, especially if cooler heads could prevail. But the thing about this Ukraine, Russia thing, is like I think Trump grossly underestimated the amount of work that it's going to take to stop this.

You know, when he got, but when he was running, he was saying that one day, get me in the office and one day I'll have a deal. no there's no deal there's no deal and the thing is like Putin is very smart he's not gonna you know he's gonna play he's like gonna cat and mouse this like you can't just say I'm gonna be able to do a deal with Putin you know because I'm the alpha he's like really it's not how works I feel like pushing into Poland you know and like things can get real squirly because of that because you can't that's a That's a former KGB guy who is like a Russian nationalist, right? Like, he's the president of Russia for how long now?

How long has he been running Russia? Forever. I mean, since I can remember, I don't know. How long has he been around? You can't alpha that guy. No, he's the guy. Yeah. I mean, maybe you can have some sort of a deal could be made.

But if you think you're going to be able to say, I'll have a deal tomorrow. He's like, nah. No, you won't. I don't think so. I'm going to the woods. I'm going to go fuck something. I think you'll wait. He's riding a bear with no shirt on.

I think you have to wait. I will ride bear. You know, there's a lot of people that think he might be one of the richest men alive. Well, they don't disclose, so who knows? He's no idea. No one has any idea how much money he has. And he's not going to just listen to you.

No. You're poor to him. Yeah, you mean nothing. Trump's only got like a couple billion. Like, shut up. Yeah, you're like a couple billion, little? You're good. Not bad for you?

I have boat your size, the size of your entire GDP. I have yacht the size of White House. They got some crazy-ass yachts that they stole, too. That was another weird thing during the Ukrainian invasion. Everybody was like, yeah, well, all your rich friends were stealing their boats. They stole all the yachts from all the oligarchs. And I was always like, where are those yachts go? Who gets to keep them?

What's going on? Putin. He's got him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They stole it from the Russians, the international community. where are they now a lot of them are parked in ports and they have to be maintained because otherwise you lose the value of the boats and those folks like a boat like one of them Russian oligarch yachts bro that is millions and millions of dollars every year just to

maintain it just to maintain it just to maintain it and then like every couple of years you got to pull it out of the fucking water and they got to clean it put new paint on it and like do you know how much money that costs yeah you have to be so rich just to maintain it and then they just took them from them and then they just have them somewhere and then the states paying for it yeah like there's one of them that was in Italy and so the Italians had to pay and they're like we don't have this fucking money I don't want to pay for this they're fucking I mean how many let's find out let's take a guess how many Russian oligarch yachts were captured how many do you think were confiscated if you had a guess

I want to say 14 oh I was going to say I wanted to say something in the number of, like, 30 or 40. I mean, the amount of money that's out there in these guys, I mean, it's endless. It's an endless trail of money. I bet you, a lot of these people had multiple yachts. I bet. They got a yacht for a yacht, you got a tug yacht, you know. You got a yacht for your hose.

You got a yacht for your house. Y'at for your family. Yeah. Yop for your other family. They do. They have yachts to get the yachts. Yeah. This is cocaine yacht.

It's my cocaine yacht. My cocaine yacht. You want to go? All black. Get it? Get it? It's all black, not white, get it? I treat them.

I trick, I'm clever. This is where my cocaine is. It looks, you could find all the coke. Everything is black. The frores, the tables. There's coke everywhere. If you lose a little coke, you know where it goes. You just look for white stuff.

You can see. I haven't found the number yet, but one of them I was looking up. They got it in Fiji, and I was already reading about how they had it shipped back to Hawaii, but now it's for auction. Oh, 300. Yeah, but now you're going to be the owner of this Russian. guy's yacht that wants it back. No, no, he's going to understand.

Because they said he wanted to buy it back. No, no, no, I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him, bro, it's mine now. I'm sorry. He'll just let you have it. 300 million when it was seized in 2022. Look at the size of it. It has six decks, I think, is what this is.

It's a fucking apartment. It's an apartment building. Yeah. Not an apartment. That's what I meant. It's apartments. It's apartments. The U.S.

government seized the gleaming yacht three years ago when it was docked in a Marina and Fiji with local assistance. They argued that the vessel called Amadea, Latin for God's Love, was owned by Suleiman Kermov, a Russian oligarch under U.S. sanctions with a network worth of $16.4 billion, according to Forbes, and ties to President Vladimir Putin of Russia. Isn't that funny? All you have to do is have ties to it when they can steal your boat? 16.4 billion.

Yeah. And that's probably a guess, right? Well, that's what's weird. It's like ties to him? Like, what are the extent of those ties? Right. How do they know each other? Someone else on it on paper, though. Oh, on paper, the owner was a different wealthy Russian. Edward Kudanatov. Kudanatov. Kudanatov.

Kudanatov, a one-time pig breeder, Jesus Christ, who had not been sanctioned by the United States. Mr. Kudanatov's claim on the Amadea began a legal battle that has delayed the yacht sale and could pose problems for its eventual owner. Well, if they just stole it from the pig farmer, then what the fuck, U.S.? Yeah, what are we doing? How did this guy get it? How'd the first guy get it? This is obviously bought in someone else's name. Which guy? The old guy?

Yeah, that's who they took it from. He was barring it. He's barring it. He asked me to bar. When you're that rich, bro, it's a flex. Let me take that yacht. You want to bar my yacht. Take it.

I don't give the shit. Take the yacht. Kill the chef. I don't care. Kill the chef. Shoot the chef. Shoot him in the head if you don't like the way you're steak. The chef's just standing there.

Boom. Please spare me. There was at least six or seven other yachts I was reading up on, and that was not the biggest one. That's not the biggest one? No, no, no. Whoa, what's the biggest one they seized? I'm telling you. Those guys are bawling, son.

It's 141 meters. That's slightly bigger. And you wonder why Nancy Pelosi keeps embezzling money like this. Smart. She's not embezzling. She's inside a trading. She's doing it legally, though. Yeah, of course.

So what the fuck? They're all doing it legal. Why complain? Yeah. Wow. Whoa. That's a little bigger. See, when you're around all this, you're like, why do they?

The Russians get all the yachts. Nirvana. Paul, we need more money. That is fucking insane. Wait, look at, go back. Look at the size of that bullshit little jet ski next to that thing. Look how big that is. Bro, that yacht's giant.

That's huge. Three decks. How many feet long is that? Well, these are listed in meters. 80 meters. 82 meters. What is that? No, it's 240 feet about.

It's like about the same ones. Look at you. That was quick. It's like three. yeah just about there's like a um a formula that you do when you convert like meters to meters to yards how do you do that like someone told me from the archery community told me how to do that if you have a range finder that says meters 1.09 1.09 right that's right yeah meters and yards so if it's like which one's longer

meter oh okay so 100 meters like 100 and had in yards yeah okay give or take yeah there you go I know the only reason I know that because of golf when I if you golf if I golf overseas they always do meters right and they don't convert for you oh so you'll go though when they say it they'll go you know down in Australia like 128 and you're like one 228 oh you got to do it yeah oh no I had my phone out at one point I was like oh that's funny they were making fun of me like come on man you don't know if you don't know any fucking conversions I'm like no I don't know my conversions they taught us in high school and then they gave up well we get i gave up but i gave up like by the time

i was out of high school they stopped doing it same thing with cursive this is 85 they gave up but they gave up on the metric system in 85 they were going to try to impart the metric system in the entire country yeah we weren't interested no fuck you we got the bomb bitch we got the bomb dude we're doing our own numbers man we're digging inches you could suck my dick my inch inches and pounds go fuck yourself with your metric system it's kind of funny yeah i like it fuck you and fuck soccer fuck you fuck you fuck you america was like we're not doing it yeah we didn't do it not doing it sorry now we got we got a we got a sport like soccer but it's like concussion we just running each other

full fucking speed crushing each other gladiator shit yeah um i wonder what's worse for you that or fighting i used to think it was that but then i started watching some documentary about old-time fighters? Bad. Oh, my God, dude. You remember when the NHL was going to ban fighting, and then I think they found out, there was research that found out

that the most concussions that came from on the ice were from board hits. Oh, yeah, for sure. Heads bouncing off the board. Yeah, for sure. So they were like, the fights weren't, because you're so unstable on skates, the fighting wasn't as brutal

as obviously ground fighting because you have stability, right? I saw a dude judo throw a guy, though. It's pretty rad. On ice? Yeah, it's kind of uncool. It's not cool. The guy takes his helmet off and you judo throw him.

He could die. Could, did he? Easily. I don't know. I don't know what happened. It didn't look like you die, but he definitely got caoed. This dude, hip tossed him. Those ice fights, though, they're brutal, but the bouncing of the head off the glass, they say.

Watch this. Whoa. He bounced on his back, I think. Bro, his head hit the ground, son. Look at this. 100%. It's a good throw. His head hit the ground, 100%.

Yeah, that's not good. Boom, right there, 100%. There's a bounce. Yeah, that's not good. Not good, dude. Yeah, that was a good throw. That was a good throw. As a guy who appreciates.

His positioning was perfect, dude. Really knew his shit. That's the thing. If you could teach, like, a judo practitioner, you could teach like a Carl Peresian or a Yole Romero or Hector L. Romero, well, Y'O. It was a wrestler, but Hector Lombard. He was a jiu-jitsu champion from Cuba.

Teach a guy like that, how to fight in hockey games? You're in fucking trouble. So I don't grab a hold of your shit. If he's a really good skater, and I'm sure he's got amazing balance, because every judoka has insane balance. You have to be able to rotate your weight, transfer your weight at the split second intervils. And you've got to be able to manipulate another person's body and weight and the kind of strength that you would have to slam someone on the ice like that. Ooh. Well, that's when it's over, though.

That's the only rule of hockey, right? If you're down, it's out. Is that the rule? You can't, where you fight's over when they go down. Yeah, you can't fucking, you can't hit him when he's down. Aren't they doing like a whole fight league where they, like a hockey fight thing? I feel like the Russians have that, like a hockey skate, a hockey fight thing. Russians have people fighting in cars?

Have you seen the car fights? No, dude. You've buckled up in a seatbelt? Oh, I have seen this. Yeah, yeah, they just start beating the fucking shit out of each other. That is insane. It's so insane, dude. It's so insane.

Yeah, these guys, right? Yeah, this is exactly right. There's just ice fights. Oh, my God. This is so crazy. So they have MMA gloves on and they're fighting on ice. This is nuts, dude. This is...

Oh, spinning back fist. Closer to the basketball court thing, though. There's no wall. Yeah, no, pretty good idea. Except the whole... Can't go down on the ground. The whole skate thing is nonsense. Like, the whole...

Why are you limiting people's movement? Yeah, but it is so much harder to fight on ice. Oh, yeah. It's fucking so hard. Well, also, it's such a factor that if you're a really good skater but a shitty boxer, you could fuck a guy up. It's probably better than you. For sure.

Because he's not going to know how to balance himself and he's transferring weight. You could just kind of pop, pop, pop, pop, and he won't be able to do anything about it. He can keep it together and just like gently pop them. Stumbling all over the place. It's just a dumb way to fight. Ice fights. Ice fights, baby.

It is weird, though, that hockey allows fights. I love it. It's weird. It's weird that there's like one sport. It's like, eh. It's tradition. Weird. I know, but it is.

But I do think also because the brutality of the fights wouldn't be as gruesome as that of NBA, NFL. You know what I mean? With ground. So I think they factor in the fact that it's like, these fights don't really last long. They get a couple shots. It's usually over. Nobody gets hurt. And they usually break it up pretty quickly.

Yeah. When the refs can sneak in, they will. Yeah. I love it. I think it's such a cool part of the sport. It's a great part of the sport. Without that, people are going to hate it. Bear knuckle.

There's bare knuckle ice fights, dude. Of course they did. Of course they did. With the helmets on the helmets, the helmets are smart, honestly. Because when you get KO'd and your head bounces off the ground, you really need that helmet. But you could also break the fucking shit out of your hand on that helmet. on that helmet. Oh, they are for sure. That's got to hurt.

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for you. Yeah. We live in some weird times, my friend. We really do. Well, we're trying our best. Yeah. We're trying our best in a totally fucked up time. I do think we're going to see a swing.

Which way? I think things are going to even out a little bit and get a little bit calmer. I think people, it's so chaotic. I hope so. I hope cooler heads prevail. Because we're in a bad way. But there's a lot of people, unfortunately, in this country that don't see a bright future for themselves. And this is also part of the problem with the narratives that we're being fed on social media,

is that they start looking at their economic future and it looks very bleak. And they want to point a finger at someone like, somebody fuck me. like why are these people there's a few people that have all this money you know and this is one of things one of them CEOs was talking about on a podcast that like that they have to be really careful because like once AI does happen like people are going to come for them oh yeah the people are gonna like did you see what happened in Nepal they took over the whole government oh they overthrew they overthrew the government and they voted in a new leader on discord that's how they voted in their new leader.

Wow. They took over the government because the government was trying to impose rules on what they could post online, what they could see online, and the young people had enough. They were like not enough. And they're like E fucking enough. And it was an actual overthrowing of the government, which I do not know if it was orchestrated by an intelligence agency. That's the problem.

Could be. I used to think what a great story. That's so cool. Then I met Mike Ben's and he's like, no, USAID has been funding these things for years. So, like, what? No! Yes! He was saying USA's for things that are too dirty for the CIA, so they farm it off to these NGOs. The government officials had to leave the parliament building by helicopter. Whoa!

Chaos was so much on. Bro! That's awesome. They're hanging on to helicopters. That's crazy. Yeah, I haven't watched a lot of the videos. There's a guy who I think he was randomly traveling on motorcycle through there while this was happening, and he just sort of stayed that. keeps filming like on the ground stuff it is so nuts imagine like look we can get you out here but we don't have time to get you in the helicopter you they're at the door just put this

fucking thing between your legs and hang on do you have gloves do you have gloves is he in catmandu by the way how long do you think you could hang on to that without a strap zero seconds not a long time yeah that's gonna be tough that's a wire so yeah that's tough that's a nylon wire the paul is burning wow the real story behind, go back, what was that? Shit. Which one was it? I don't know if I can do that.

Yeah. Nepal Gen Z protest. The real story behind the uprising connecting the dots. Look at they're all filled. Everyone's got their camera out. Some people have masks on. Jesus Christ, man. We live in the dumbest of times and the wildest of times. The mask thing is like every time I see someone with a mask on, I'm like, you gotta stop!

You gotta stop! They're everywhere. They're everywhere. I still see them everywhere. But it's like a green light for idiots to just also be able to commit crimes because you're allowing people to cover their face which used to be a red light. I don't know. Like if you go into a bank with a mask on in the past, it was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

this guy's got a mask on. Everybody got their guns out. Now it's normal. Normal to see it. This guy, this fully masked guy, my buddy Sean sent me a video of a guy on his block, their security camera broad daylight middle of the day getting groceries out of his car with his kid and his wife guy runs up to him with a with a gun robs him of his watch oh jesus broad daylight fully masked up you know where was this at in la in the valley the video's wild dude the wife comes out he points

the gun right at the wife oh my god and i mean doesn't doesn't shoot anybody thank god the guys are the kids are everything was safe but he got but he goes take it off you can hear the audio he goes take it off and he takes his watch off pretty quickly gives it to him and he gets his car and they speed away and I was like this wasn't cruising to the neighborhood seeing a guy unloaded his car they saw him at the grocery store clocked it and we're like we're following all they do all the time to people we're following that guy home that's how we say if he gets caught he'll be out of jail yeah no cash bail they're never going to catch him the car was stolen even if he gets caught it doesn't matter they'll let him out yeah that's crazy what is that about i dude like if i wanted

to destroy society that's how I would do it I just allow I'm not saying that that's why they do it But if I wanted to destroy society, I would just say, listen, the way to combat all this inequality in the world is whenever someone gets arrested, you just let them go. Just let them go. Because otherwise you're racist. Like, oh, okay. And you just let people out. Like, let violent criminals back on the streets. No.

Like, none of these people ever have any solution for how to make the places where these people grow up less violent. Zero. Zero discussion about it. No talk about it. They just think that there's systemic racism And so that's why people get arrested Like okay Instead of trying to fix it

And then the way people can gaslight Other people's behavior In order to find some sort of a way Of not giving the people on the other side of win One of the craziest conversations I saw people have online And one of those cable talk shows Was

They were having a conversation about why this guy would shoot Charlie Kirk and the angle they were taking was that he was in a relationship, a loving, amazing relationship with another man who was a trans woman. Charlie Kirk was? No, no, no, the guy was a shooter. Oh, oh, I was like, what the fuck?

The guy was the shooter. Oh, right. Is that true? That's why, yeah, allegedly. And that that's why when Charlie Kirk's words hurt so much that he had to take action, like gaslighting and justifying an assassination. Because this guy was saying mean things about trans people. Like, don't listen.

Don't listen. Did he say mean things about trans people, by the way? That's the other thing. Well, he definitely said that they were not really women, right? Which I don't think is mean because it's biologically accurate. It's just insensitive to people who want you to go along with it. Right. That's what it is.

I just don't follow the man enough. I don't know anything about. I saw clips. So that's all I kind of. That was my perspective was watching him do trolley clips online. I mean, the guy trolled a lot online. Yeah. Well, he did a lot to get people riled up.

Big time. Big time. A lot about DEI. That's one of the reasons why people think he's very, you know, very problematic. He was against. He's also said the civil rights bill. But he had a really good point. He said it should be just a one-page thing.

Instead of that, it should be a one-page thing that says it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of race, color, ethnicity. Simple. Which makes sense. Like, it should be illegal to do that. It is, correct? Yeah. I mean But it's like, you know

You have all these conversations And some of them You know Some of them look Not so good At a context And that's easy to do When a guy's 31 years old

If I had a podcast When I was 31 You think people hate me now Would have been way worse They would have been way worse Yeah I would have said a lot of stupid shit Oh dude

I say dumb shit on our show every week Well that's a problem With having a comedy show too though It's like comedy show Like especially when you're talking two comedians, we're so used to talking normal to each other, just saying what's on our mind and saying things that we heard rather than worrying about how other people are going to feel.

And when you do that publicly, people are like, you get to talk like that? This is crazy. You guys just said you'd suck each other's dicks for a few dollars. Like, this is crazy. But it's, you're not allowed to do that in most jobs, right? And this, I think, is the origin of all this FCC stuff. I think they wanted to keep it that way. I think they wanted to keep people kind of muted, no swearing, this is what father knows best tonight at 8 p.m., leave it to beaver.

There was all these stupid fucking shows that were like social programming, and they were designed to keep people calm and complacent because we had dealt with 5,000 years of people being murderous barbarians. And so once they got the chance to broadcast things on TV, they just broadcast this bullshit version of a human being. And we all just accepted that that's how people were. And the only way they could do that is to limit what you're allowed to talk about, limit the language you're allowed to use, and have a bunch of stupid commercials jammed in there every 15 minutes or whatever it is to make you feel stupid. And just keep shoving that down your throat. And it worked.

Until you die. Drink your fucking Ovalteen. Yeah. And stay away from saturated fat. And that's what they did forever. And now people are kind of waking. up that that's dumb. And I think that's part of this Jimmy Kimmel thing is like, why it would outrage is one

of the things that outrage is young people in particular and also comics, but is that we live in a time where you can have a show like this, right, where there's no one has talked to us before we did this, no one's going to talk to us after, if they do, I don't listen, we just say what we think and you put it out there. Right. Imagine if the government had to get involved. you know, Andrew Santino and Joe Rogan's vile comments, we're going to remove them from the internet, according to who?

So the young people go, who the fuck is that guy? Right. It's like Connor McGregor and Jeremy Stevens. Who the fuck is that guy? Who the fuck is that guy? Because that's what it's like. It's like, who are you? What that's not?

And people are just waking up. What's an organization that can tell you what you can say on TV while you have YouTube, while you have X, while you have fucking literal. Nazis who are posting videos every day and that's okay and that can have 24 million views but this talk show that has like what was the 18 to 34 of the Jimmy Kimmel show that was what was also crazy yeah not good no the numbers were pretty low pretty low but all late night and TV is low late night is low because it's a it's a limited format he would be way better off if he had an internet show 100% 100% just him do whatever the fuck he wants yeah he'd probably make

More money, especially now, which is probably one of the reasons why they wanted to bring him back. They're probably like, oh, it's like, right now is a good time to keep this guy on our side. 100%. Yeah, because if he just, if he just, if they fired him and then he got paid out or if he, his lawyers made a deal, like, look, buy him out, we're done. Because I think he only had till the end of the year before they were going to renegotiate a contract anyway. Oh, I didn't know that. I think so. That's what I read today.

But there's so much misinformation. Yeah, who knows what it is. But I'm going to need to see some. emails I'm gonna need to see some text messages I want to know what the fuck what happened behind the scenes yeah or um not or we put him back on the air you guys shut the fuck up which seems to be like what they did yeah but anybody that's like in support of it it's like understand where that goes even if he's incorrect if he's incorrect people should vote with their viewership okay if

you're upset at him that he got that incorrect or that he's politically biased don't anymore and plenty of people will watch and let the market decide don't let the government step in no and in the government and and people in the government call you talentless and vile and all these different things like settle down it is so funny how man he's like he has no talent you're like well I mean yeah he's been on TV for objectively objectively he's talented that's not even what does that mean he's been on the radio and he's been on TV for like a hundred years what do you talk quite talented he's my age he's a dinosaur he's been he's

been on TV forever like this is crazy yeah and he's not Hitler you know and neither was Charlie Kirk you know and this is where we're lost like there's real monsters in the world I watched a video today that I shouldn't have watched and it was a video from Gaza where they found these three men that they suspected of uh of doing something or sharing information with Israel and they gunned them down on the street colluding with Israel in some way and they the video was horrific they have these guys blindfolded they kicked him in the back face down and he just gunned them down in front of everybody there's a large crowd of people watching and they're all filming gross and it's fucking horrific man it's horrific it's horrific it's so rough to watch

like that's going on right now at the same time as this stupid fucking argument you know You know, there's so many things we should be paying attention to. There's so many things that are just absolutely insane in the world right now. And we're focused on this one thing as if this is the end of the world. There's a giant something headed our way that many of these wacko conspiracy theorists that I follow think is a UFO. There's a, there's that one that some people think it's a comment and that Avi Loeb guy from Harvard, he doesn't think it's a comment. I think it's a UFO. And he thinks it's some sort of an intercollactic spaceship that's traveling from somewhere else.

Come on down. He's going to come near us. And then there's a bigger one behind it. There's a new one that they just discovered very recently. That's the other yacht. That's the other space yacht. He's a couple of fucking space yachts. He got expelled from space Russia.

Have to run. They're trying to take away spaceship. We will shoot your yacht into space. Yeah. Did you see that orb? I sent it to Jamie. So there's this orb that they apparently have. carbon dated and this orb that has all these weird writings on it it's very strange looking it's

made out of some some alloy of aluminum that's three times stronger than military grade aluminum and it got it got labeled or it got dated to 12,560 years old holy shit yeah so straight from a radio carbon lab report dated September 19th 2025 So look at that thing, look at the drawings on it. Like if this thing's actually 12,000 plus years old and has these inscriptions on it, it looks like this very strange language. Yeah, and at the center of it looks exactly like a microchip.

And that this is made out of some sort of an aluminum alloy that's three times stronger than military-grade aluminum. You know what those look like coming out of that microchip, that picture. There's little mushrooms. So let's go back, go up a little, Jamie, right here. The sample was treated with HCI, cleaned and burned at 900 degrees centigrade or Celsius. Graphite conversion measured by accelerator mass spectrometer compared against official oxalic acid standards plus or minus 30 years uncertainty. So I sent this to my friend Jesse Michaels, who's got an awesome YouTube channel.

You should check it out. It's called American Alchemy. And he is my go-to expert when anything is really fucking screwy online. Like, is this real? I'll send him stuff like that. So what he was telling me, though, that there is an issue with the actual dating of it. Okay, so the carbon dating is real. And this is from Jesse.

And we assume that we have an aluminum spear three times the hardness of modern Aerospace Aluminum, which was created 12,600 years ago at the start of the Younger Dreyas. It's a full paradigm shift. On another new, oh, there's, so this is what he was saying, though, that there was an issue with the way they analyzed it. I can't find it. But what he's saying is that the stuff that's on the outside, like the resin, which is what they're examining. So the resin that they're examining, there's an issue. Oh, here it is.

Apparently, when you carbon date the petrochemical resin, you might get an artificially old date. Okay, so they're trying to figure this out. When the Georgia team tested it, it seemed legit, but there is an issue with modern petrochemical resin. Here, I'll send this to Jamie. It's complicated because the problem with. Something like that is I want to believe in it so bad. I'm like, please, space people, come and fix us. Please, we're so retarded.

Come get us. Come get us. Come get us before we elect Chelsea Handler for president. Come get us. Look at this. So this is what... I was reading a Reddit comment about it. This is the report.

It says analysis for the four amenifer samples. Four minifers is this, a single single. celled organism. What? Not, yeah. What does that mean? That they tested something different than what they're saying they tested, I think. That's what the comments were saying.

I thought they were saying the resin. The resin is treated an ultrasound bath for 30 minutes at room temperature. The sample was dried out and treated with 1NHCI to remove possible carbonates. After that, the sample was rinsed in ultra-pure water and dried at 105 degrees Celsius for accelerator mass spectrometry and now say that five times analysis the clean samples were combusted at 900 degrees Celsius evacuated sealed ampules the presence of COO the resulting carbon dioxide is cryogenically purified from the other reaction product Jesus Christ reaction products and catalytically converted to graphite using a method of da da da da get to the point sample ratios

compared to the ratio measured from the oxalic acid one, the sample tested, ratios were measured separately. The quoted, uncalibrated dates have been given in radiocarbon years before 1,950 years BP. What is BP? Before present? And using the half-life of 5,568 years. I don't know what they just said. Do you?

I don't have a fucking clue. So it's a few thousand years old. So it says age years before present, 12,560. If that's BP, if that's what they're saying by BP, that's 12,000 BC, not the Younger Dryus. That's quite a bit before that. It's like 2000, because the Younger Dryus is somewhere around 12,000 years ago. So that's 2,000 years before that. Either way, if that fucking thing really is 12,000 years old, what is that?

What is that? And who's making something that's a beautiful sphere like that that's three times harder than modern aluminum? And 12,000 years ago with no tools, no nothing, just, I don't like it. I don't like that shit. I like it a lot. Yeah, I know. It's creeps me the fuck out. What is coming?

I'm telling you that. Well, that's the thing. I think we erroneously assume that what we have is stable. Oh, no, yeah. This is gone. I think they thought it was stable. people back then, too, when they were building the pyramids. I like, listen, we're always going to know who built these.

Real simple. Everyone's going to know you can do it with your mind. Everyone's going to know how to move the blocks. It's simple. We don't even have to write it down. Show them, Mike. Do the thing. Very good, very nice.

They had some sort of sound machine that was rising. Yeah. Like raising these enormous stone blocks. Spinning it. He's like, stop showing off. He's like, down the mountain. Vibrating. It's like moving in the air.

Who knows what they did. but whatever they did they get hit by a big rock from space and there was a few savages left and it took them about 5,000 years before they reinvented civilization and that could happen to us bro it's going to and that might be the one thing that makes us want to get the AI rolling that's the sphere how cool is that it's pretty cool it looks like a helmet almost they're saying that these dots are the resin, I suppose, right? Oh, okay. And I guess I'm asking in my head, like, why would we assume that

that's going to be carbon material if it's, you know, if the whole thing is a metal sphere, why would we need organic material in it? Well, this is the only thing that they could test, but the problem is if you take that thing and someone made it 100 years ago and you stick it in old dirt and then you test that 12,000

year old dirt, like, Eureka, this ball is 12,000 years old. Step right up. and pay to see it just old dirt also here's a thing if you can make something that's three times

the hardness of modern aircraft aluminum couldn't you draw better half moons yeah it should be able to why does that look so shitty it's like a bad tattoo

yeah it looks like yeah like someone did it on the boardwalk in Atlantic City you got done when you were drunk son the Borgata you got some Chinese letters and they bleed out peace and hope

and it's bleeding out right Like that looks shitty It doesn't look good Like if you saw something that was made today Like even the stuff that they made in Egypt It was like way better I also feel like I've only seen this angle of this thing Yeah they're not sure

Why does that seem like the other side of it That's true like look at that thing in the left The upper left That little half moon The tip of the half moon On the top one yeah Look how shitty that one is Yeah they did a bad job

It's like when you're a kid And you get a coloring book And you go outside of lines Fucking loser You fucked up You fucked up It's not your usable yeah that's weird dude weird weird look at the image the close up of the circuit board

yeah it's a true it does look like a little microchip circuit board but that also makes me think like now go fuck yourself because now you're playing with me yeah they're just fucking with us why are you making like a modern version of it why does it have that fake Mona Lisa in that thread I'm just looking at the comments that people are talking all sorts of shit that's that fake Mona Lisa yeah talking all sorts of Do you know that one? Yeah, this, that's the phony moment. You got to pee? Huh?

You got a pee right now? I got a piss like a resource. I knew. I could tell. You could see it in my eye. I could tell when a man starts wiggling in his chair. He's like, oh, he's got a piss. I could tell that feeling.

You're like, uh, I drank three fucking cups of coffee and then this like an idiot. Oh, that's not good. Uh, should we wrap it up? Let's do it. Let's do it. My man. Uh, you're special. White noise.

Now, white noise on Hulu. Uh, I heard it's hilarious. No, fuck you. It says it. It says it. Dude, I'm just trying to help you. When we went to New York and Burr was like, do you see this fucking shit? And I looked up and I was like, what is that?

hilarious. He's like, they got, this is the name they're doing for us? I was like, oh, well, what are you going to do? Whatever. Special's good. Go watch it. But it's good that they're doing it, though. Hulu's put out a lot of specials.

They put out Burr's special, your special. Did they do one with Gaffigan as well? Gaffigan. Sebastian's coming. Yeah, they got some really good ones. Listen, the more the better. Yeah, the more streaming specials, the more competition there is for, you know. It's better for all.

It's better for comics. Yeah, for sure. And then maybe he's coming soon, the Jimmy Kimmel show. To Hulu. It would be hilarious. It would be hilarious. All right, my brother. I love you to death.

How long are you staying in town? I'm going to kill Tony tonight. Are you here tomorrow? I got to leave tomorrow. Shut the fuck up. I got to go. I got a show tomorrow. I know I got to go.

Do you have to? I do. All right. Next time. Bye, everybody. Bye. I don't know.