The Joe Rogan Experience - #2409 - Brian Redban

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. And we're up. Hey, fellow. Good to see you. Good to see you. Did you see that new information about China came out with a new quantum computer that can do, it can do an equation in four minutes. it takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve.

Really? And it can do it in four minutes. Is that real, though? I mean, allegedly. I mean. Allegedly, that's the problem with this whole quantum thing is I don't understand. I've had it explained to me four or five times. I don't understand it.

Yeah. It's just my monkey brain is like, uh-huh. They also say a lot of things, you know? Right. Like, so who knows if it's real or not? Well, uh, you mean China? Yeah, China. Yeah.

Yeah. But they have American ones that have done them, too. They've done some crazy, like Mark Andreessen explained one of them. It's so nuts. He said that it solved a computer that if you took, it solved an equation if you took all of the world's atoms and converted it into a supercomputer, all of the universe's atoms, excuse me, and converted it into a supercomputer, it would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die. of heat death and this quantum computer solved it in a matter of minutes. Wow. I don't know what it means, though. I think what they're trying to say is that this somehow or another is proof of the multiverse. Because all of these computers are somehow or another, like this quantum, the idea is this quantum computer is computing along with other quantum computers in other dimensions other universes other something other realms and that there's an infinite number

that there's so many of them that that's the only thing that can account for this thing being able to do this so quickly right so you're like okay what are you saying like what are you saying what are you doing what does this mean yes catchy beat how many people know this this is what's weird right let's assume that they're telling the truth and let's assume that they've figured out a that can it's got godlike powers right how many fucking people know how this works like what is the number like if all those people got assassinated and those machines were just sitting there just like off how long would it be before somebody came along that could figure out how to start that up again do you know what I'm saying right like are we dealing with like so this is it might be

the most monumental technological breakthrough in the history of the human race right if something it has to be right and then you think of what it can do once it does that and how many people know how to make that when schizophrenic he's been trying to tell us the whole time is it like one dude this is like one dude that they just feed and take care of and guard him everywhere he goes like he's the guy he figured this fucking thing out no one knows how this magic works I mean if you had a guess like how many quantum computer scientists that could successfully recreate a quantum computer, given enough resources. 30, maybe.

30, maybe on the planet. Maybe, maybe. And what? 30 at a 8 billion? 30 out of 8 billion. I don't even know if we're right, but let's assume we're right. Let's say 100. Let's get crazy.

Let's say 100. What are those 100 people? What if some fucking Mongolian assassin just gets hired? Just take out all of them. And they all start dropping like flies. yeah yeah this it's weird when there's technology that's at a level where you you got to go like how many people know how to do that like you were just showing me your phone like show show me that phone again this is so sexy this ladies and gentlemen is the new samsung fold and i swear to god

when you're holding it in your hand it feels like a regular phone and then bam it is it's a fucking iPhone it's so thin yeah if you compare it to my iPhone it doesn't feel any different It feels smaller. It's smaller. It's smaller than my iPhone. And then you could use it like a regular phone, and it's a good size regular phone, like kind of the perfect size for texting, where your thumb goes across easy, like easy, one-hand hold, but then decadence.

Right. Now you have a little iPad with you. Yeah. Now you're answering emails. You're watching YouTube videos. Supposedly that's what Apple is doing next, is they're bringing out affordable next year. They always do that, though, right? They wait until everybody gets it right.

Like, Samsung finally got it right. Because if they came out with some clunky bullshit, like, do you remember the Newton? Yeah. I mean, but it was ahead of its time, though. It was so ahead of its time. But who trusted their information in that thing? Like, all your data? Like, that's a good crash.

That thing's barely glued together. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I first came out to California in 1994, there was a guy who was ahead of one of these big studios, like, very impressive character, kind of guy wears like those tie clasps and and those cufflinks he was a tie clas cuffling guy like very wealthy guy and he had a one of those Newton stupid things and he was carrying it around and I was looking I was like what is the benefit of that like you have an address book I have an address book like you write it down you just turn to the page like you just turn to the page on this thing that's as

big as a house like this thing is so big it's like a loaf of bread you're carrying around everywhere yeah and then that's what kind of made the trio right remember the trio and all that stuff that was like a baby version of it bro i remember i thought i was a wizard when i had a palm i was like look at me i've got a keyboard and a screen motherfucker i'm in the future those were awesome yeah i remember i resisted the blackberry for a while because the people that i work with on fear factor all had the blackberries and they were always on their blackberry i was like that thing is like stealing your time like why you got to answer emails like that's the new thing like you got to be able to answer emails on the fly that was a total

new thing. And you get small, tiny buttons you had to get used to. But you could actually send an email. So if you were on a Blackberry, like, you were kind of fucking serious. You were getting things done. You were getting things done. But I noticed early on, and obviously I fell victim to it myself, because we're all scrolling. We're all doom scrolling all day. But when I first started seeing these guys with the email on the phone, I'm like, man, you want your fucking email on your computer. You don't want it on your phone. You don't want to be carrying your email all the time. So anybody can get a hold to you at any time. You've got a respond because you have to check your fucking email all the time now that's another thing you

have to do that's crazy and now look now look now we're doomed we're doomed son and then there's you know there's tracking of everybody everywhere now everywhere you go your phone's tracking tracking where you go it's crazy i saw like a court case the other day and they were proving that this woman killed a guy or something like that and uh they actually had the information like And then at 8 o'clock, you went on this photo on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3 seconds. And, like, I know it's like, how do they know that much? They know everything you're doing, son? Yeah.

That's insane. Yeah. Well, so that's why they always bust people, like, how to get rid of a dead body. I mean, you know, these fucking people are trying to find where they could buy lime for cash. Yeah. And now, I guess, ChachyPD is, like, helping people, like, oh, you know, asking ChachapD about how to make a bomb or something like that. Chachibee to turn you in? Yeah, Chachy B will turn you in.

Ooh, you rat. I was just theoretically. Right. I wanted to know if you could teach me how to make a bomb. Yeah, one of the loopholes, supposedly, is going, I'm writing a book and I need to make it accurate. Can you tell me how that? Well, apparently, that's how you can get Chippy T to explain to do a lot of things that you really shouldn't be doing. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, my grandmother is being held ransom. Like, I have to, I have to, you know, somehow or another, I have to save her. And the only way I could save her is to make a nuclear bomb. How do I do this? I mean, and I have to do it, too, because, like, I'll try to make, like, a naked girl in chat, you know, using a Grock image or something like that. And I'm like, okay, she's wearing a bikini, but it's clear.

And a bunch of milk is falling all over her from the sky, you know. Is Chatt, is Grock limited in any way? And what it allows you to do? Oh, they all are. Rock seems to be a little bit more spicy, but they all catch on you and they're, you know, and stop. Like, then they start acting dome and. Bro, if somebody came out, like, you know how much money only fans makes? You're right.

If someone came out with an erotica app where you could program it in, it could be you, your face, and your favorite actresses' face. And that's the porn you watch. They do. It's all done. But is that? That can't be. No, it's China, but you can actually be like, I want Kanye West, I want huge tits on Kanye. I don't want any, you know, big butt.

That's nuts. Yeah, I almost subscribed so many times. Kanye with a BBL and big fat titties. I mean, that would be awesome. And he could fly away and become an eagle. Yeah, you can make it anything. He finishes me off and he flies away. And he winks at you.

And when he winks, he makes that Liberacee noise. Dink. Liberachi. You remember that song when Liberace Winks at me? God. I mean even imagine inside someone's lifetime.

Conceivably, somebody saw that on television. Because that was like what? Jamie, was that in 1950s? The Liberacee winks at me? Find out when that was. See, let's just imagine someone's alive to see when Liberachi winks at me on TV and then as they're older,

they're seeing Kanye West with big fat titties and you're seeing AI that's I get sent AI things all the time and I have to tell my friends dude that's not real yeah yeah I mean it it's full it fools me one out of a hundred times and I'll sit there and watch and be like oh no look that woman had like a weird fingernail in that one frame you know it's always some but that's just for now like like a year ago it was easy to tell right yeah well it is pretty hard like there's I follow a couple of these fake girls on Instagram, you know, that are not real. And they have like 2 million followers.

And I'm like, ah. So many. There's so many of them. Men are so simple. But it's pretty good. Show us big titties with a pretty face. We're like, and you have our attention. And then you can fucking sell us hammers or whatever.

Whatever you try to do, steal our data, DM us. Yeah, it's pretty nice, though. But how many fake DMs do you get or text messages do you get a day? Oh, that's about three or four a day saying, like, Like, hey, Brian, you know, you're selling your house? And I'm like, what? I'm not selling my house. What are you talking?

Like, just... Mine aren't even to me. They're to a dude named Raymond. Raymond owned my phone number before me, and Raymond was a moron. Raymond signed up for everything. This fucking dude gets text messages all day long. I have that same thing. And I think it's on purpose.

So you write back, hey, man, wrong number. Then they know it's a real, like it's a... Yeah, but it's the same guy's name. I know, me too. I have that too. I have that too. I think it's someone signed. up for something and then someone sold the data so like you use yourself what happens is a lot of

these sleazy motherfuckers here's the thing we never thought that data was a commodity whoever thought when you would sign up and give someone your email address that that would be valuable like a commodity and find out what you're interested in what stuff you buy online what websites you visit that's a commodity wow that's the problem yeah the problem is is they can make money. And so all someone has to do is get an email list, like say, you know, something you're selling or whatever. Sign up. Receive our newsletter. Okay. And then they have this big ass database and then just sell it to anybody. These fucking scumbags, it's all of a sudden you're getting text messages from Nigeria. You know, you won money in a lottery and you just have to fill out

a form. Oh, really? Oh, really? They've been doing that for a while though, right? Remember like you would go to the mall and there'd be a like car enter to win this car you know and you'd fill it all this information like how are they just that was mailing lists you would get stuff sent to in the mail mail fucking people don't realize you just get spammy ads in the mail like you'd get your mail and like half of it would be bullshit yeah remember those days i mean that's still kind of this still kind of the way yeah but does anybody read those stupid things and you get those things in the mail those spammy ads no no no No.

But I guess enough do. Why don't they make that illegal? I don't know. There's so many things like that. Why? I think right now every house should have solar. Like that has to be the roof from now on. You know, any brand new house has to have solar.

Why not? It would certainly be a lot easier on the grid. Yeah. And we know that grids is going to get worse and worse with all these crazy computers. 100%. The grids can't sustain AI. Like if AI becomes, you know, much bigger than it. it is, which is what everybody anticipates.

It's demands for power crazy. This grid will crush. Remember when it was one of the most California things ever? They passed a law saying that all new cars had to be electric by like 2035 or something like that. And then a couple weeks later they said, please don't charge your electric car because the grid can't handle it. What's the fuck? It's so California. We're going to save you by destroying civilization.

We're going to save you. We're going to save you. You're going to have to get an electric car. Only electric so we all feel good about ourselves. And then in the process, you cook the grid. The grid has, they used to do brownouts all the time just for air conditioning. Remember those? Oh, yeah.

You had like a part of the, like you're from 12 to 2 and 2 to 4. Like based on where you live It was just enough So it didn't ruin all the food In your freezer Yeah You know Like they were like

Keep your freezer shut Keep your fridge shut You should be okay But they had to do it Because they didn't have enough juice For the whole city Yeah I mean it happens a lot

Almost here Almost here Like I watch our grid all the time Like oh you know It's so close to failing here In Texas The grid Is there an app

No They have it on the news When this happens and stuff Well it definitely happened During that big freeze Yeah First year we moved here That got sketchy

Yeah. That got weird because there was people that didn't have any heat for like a week. And people like, oh, you're in Texas, shut up. No, it was 20 degrees out. It was 20 degrees in your house. I remember being that cold. Some people died because they tried to light things on fire in their house. They died from smoke inhalation.

Or putting their generators in their garage. Do you have battery backup yet? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's great. I love it. Yeah. The thing about solar is solar relies on batteries, and then the batteries degrade.

you have to get more batteries and then the real dilemma the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries yeah that's that's when nobody all these green motherfuckers don't want to talk about saddarth caris book that book on how they get cobalt out of the Congo and he when he came in here he showed us all these different videos that he had taken off his cell phone of these people pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries and you're like oh my god like this is crazy. This is, it's one of the weirdest things ever, that the most advanced thing that we all possess, a cell phone, is made in the most barbaric way possible.

Like the original source minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people who live in dirt floors, they have no money, they have babies on their back. It's insane. It's literally insane that that's the source. Human beings are doing that. These aren't robots. They're human beings operating these conditions so that people can check TikTok. There's no way to recycle it at all?

I don't know. That's an Elon question. You put down the Elon list. It should be. It should be a law. It should be like, is there anything left in your battery? Is there anything? The stuff is really valuable.

Slaves are pulling it out of the ground. That's literally what's happening And a lot of it is run by other countries too, man And they're running these operations out of the Congo And you're like, ooh And then we're like, ew I'm Greg, I work at the Apple Store Can I help you?

Like great, if you follow Greg down the line Use the fucking minerals in your battery It's so evil It's really evil, man I mean that's why they call him conflict minerals, right? Right Is any of the new, well, I guess you wouldn't know, like any of the, because there's all these different battery texts. Like I know there's, yeah, there's a new one that, yeah, there's definitely a more energy dense one that, like, who's using it now?

It's not one plus. It's one of those other Chinese co-opio. One of those big Chinese companies that makes killer cell phones that we never get. That's banned here. It's got, yeah, it's got a 72. 200 mill-amp battery. So an iPhone has a 5,200 or something like that. So this is like significantly larger than the iPhone battery.

What's crazy, though, is the screen is brighter. It's got like more nits. And if you have them both on full screen brightness and watch a video, like watch like prolong video forever, the iPhone only dies like 35 minutes. before this one does. Like, they both go like 19 hours, but this one's like 19 hours and 35 minutes. Like, okay.

Well, you got a big ass battery. And why does it only go 35 more minutes for like 40% more battery? That seems stupid. Because they're not as optimized. That's the thing that Apple has over everybody. They only have one operating system and they make the devices.

The end. And so, like, it's everybody else is you're supporting a Samsung phone. And how about those weirdos with Sony phones? This episode is brought to you by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. A nice cold Happy Dad is low carbonation, gluten-free, and is easy to drink. No bloating, no nonsense.

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Because they'll still make a phone with a jack where you could put a real audio jack in. and listen to, like, real music. Instead of a dongle and all that crap. Well, you could also charge it at the same time. Instead of this stupid, stupid USBC thing, because, like, if you have to listen to something and something's really important, your phone's running out of battery,

you have to make a choice. Either wear Bluetooth and cook your brain, or, you know, you have to charge or listen, or you have to put it on speakerphone or something. But with these Sony phones, they still have the old-school headphone jack. I like the old-school one. I hate dongles so much on these phones.

It just sucks that they're banned. Like so many of these cell phones with all these technologies, you know, because it's from China's ban. It's like DJI, one of the biggest, coolest companies that make some of the best drones ever, you know, they just got banned. And now we have to have like the second best, which is just like crap. Like we went backwards 10 years in drone technology. Yeah. China's way ahead on drones, right? way I mean way ahead and they're like $600 and you know they're this big and they're super

light and what sucks is that the U.S. said okay you know if you DJ is like we have nothing to do with the government please and I don't know if you heard but we're going to make a million drones we have so many drones they have one month though for the you there's like five different departments in the U.S. government to to research the company DGI and say yes they with China government or not and none of the government or none of these four to five departments have done anything since they have like three weeks left until they're 100 percent banned forever it's probably a trade tactic if I had a guess think yeah I think a lot of what Trump does is trade tactics like he threatens right he threatened he threatened he threatened jing ping that he's going

to start testing nuclear bombs again that's what he said like they're they're testing nuclear bombs So he's like, if they're dusting bombs, we're going to test bombs. We don't want to test bombs. He said he was going to test bombs. And all of a sudden, they're having, like, really fruitful conversations. They sit down and talk it out. I think the craziness of him helps in that way. Because once he sits down and talks to people, you know, he's pretty good at making deals.

You could hate the guy. You could do, you know, you could be like, fuck him. He said, okay, yeah. But look, he's already negotiating. peace settlements with many African countries that have been at war for decades. These people have been in conflict forever. There's quite a few different international conflicts that he's somehow or another brokered peace deals for.

And nobody wants to look at that. Like he's not profiting from making sure these people don't kill each other. Legitimity is some part of him that you have to admit doesn't want people to die. And if he can prevent that, he's going to try to do that. Also, the crypto coins sketchy as fuck. Yeah. Or is, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta be able to say all of it, right?

Right. It's all, there's a whole lot. It's like all human beings. He's got a lot of things going on. He's just got more because he's the fucking president. But some of those tactics of talking shit, and it kind of seems to work a little. Admit it or not, do you think it's unpresidential or not? You're probably correct. Some of it seems to work.

It's not working with Russia. Russia at all. Yeah. The Russia-Ukraine thing, remember he said he was going to be able to fix that in 24 hours? And Putin was like, okay, I'm going to fuck with you. Yeah. You know, Putin is on a totally different level. He's a legit dictator.

I mean, he's been running Russia for a long fucking time. And he's got that place locked down so tight that even if he really did allow for open elections, he would still win all the time. And why would he allow for open one? I know what's best for you. that's crazy that that still happens you know what happens in most countries bro that's what's crazy this is the only country legitimately where it's up for grabs like that's how a guy like trump can get in there i mean it's a crazy evil battle and now people are being prosecuted because

of a lot of the things that they tried to do while he was in office the first time i mean there's there's so many cases going on right now that seem to be legitimate like they legitimately You see the BBC thing? The BBC thing is crazy. They had a BBC, how to resign, because they took a film of Trump from January 6th, the speech that he gave, and they edited it. So something that he said 52 minutes later, they put right after one, he said something, to make it look like he was trying to get people to go attack people and fight at the Capitol. They do that to you all the time. This one's nuts.

Not only is this one nuts, but this one is for a literal president of the greatest country the world's ever known. He's the president, and you're lying about what he said publicly, which is on the internet, which anybody can see. It is the clearest indication of how that woke shit was rotting people's brains. And it is still. It is still. But just less. You know what I mean? It was like it was on the march then.

And they all felt like they had to go along with it. And so by any means necessary, we must make sure that, you know. So they decided to paint a different version of what he said. And they're fucked now. They're fucked. BBC. 60 Minutes did it with the Kamala Harris interview. But they did it the other way.

They made it look like she had a good answer. Which is like it's so crazy. Like, you guys are supposed to be the news. You're not supposed to be the propaganda arm of whatever party you support. This is nuts. This is fucking nuts. And BBC is always like the one you quote when you want to seem smart. I was watching this thing in the BBC.

Oh, dude, you watch the BBC. You must be fucking smart. And PBS. I mean, that used to be what I considered, like, school. Like, that's like, you know, the best, the good guys, I guess. You see that PBS lady? She's like, sometimes truth gets in the way of good. They're like, what?

No, it doesn't. True doesn't get in the way, you fucking crazy asshole. And then they had an interview with her, and they were like asking her questions. Like, such non-answers, like, what did you mean by this? Are you, you know, what is, do you guys lean in one way or another ideologically or politically? And it's like this circular non-answered dance where you don't, you're never a real person. You're not saying, you know, like, thank you, Mr. Senator, for that question. You know, like, you're not real.

You're just, you're just trying to get through this session without revealing anything that's going to force you to be sued. And that's in charge of the narrative that we get on TV. And a respected narrative, PBS, very respected, BBC very respected, like, because of the past. And it just got infected by zombies. They just made their way through that gate. And they took over the staff. Ah, blue hair. What's next?

This is a rejection of that. But the scary part is what we usually do is we do something like that and then we over-correct, right? And then we go like white nationalists. We're all Christian. Get rid of the Muslims. You know what I mean? Like it gets scary when there's like hardcore ideological conflict because people push back. Oh, you want to know.

what a bitch is, I'll show you a fucking bitch, right? You know, that's what happens. You kind of call me a bitch. Okay, motherfucker, it's on. You know, and then that's what people are doing on the left and the right, and the ultimate expression of that is obviously Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk gets shot and people are celebrating. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You want people to die that you disagree with? Like, where are we right now on the scale of one to two civil war? Where are we? Are we at seven? Because I thought we were five. I thought we were like four, four or five. But after Charlie Kirk thing, I'm like, oh, we might be like seven. This might be like step seven on the way to a bona fide civil war.

As soon as you start celebrate, like regular people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife and kid on television in front of the whole world, as soon as you celebrate that, like, man, you're in dark territory. You're in dark territory. And if the worst thing you could say about that guy is that he said some things I disagree with and you're celebrating that he got shot in the neck in front of the world, whoa. And you work at an insurance company? This is nuts. And you thought it was okay to say that on Instagram? This is nuts.

This is nuts. Like, what are you guys on? Like, what's happening here? Estrogen pills. I think it's Adderall Adderall. I think there's a lot of folks out there, high productivity folks that are on amphetamines.

Yeah. You're an amphetamine person, you know, which is why they're so mean. Like, amphetamine people are mean. Weed people like, aw. You know, we people are like, well, you know, man, like, she's in a bubble.

And, like, the people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do that you You know, you have the platform and you know it's right. Like, you don't know what's right. I don't know what's right. Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out what's right is you've got to talk to people and you all, you listen to like their logical arguments about something.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you got a good point. I never thought about it that way. But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out. And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk or you make up some facts or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody. He said something they totally didn't say. Have you seen it?

You've seen what they edited? Jamie, can you find it real quick, an example of it so we could see it? Because it's so nuts. Like, how did you think you were going to get away with this? But this is what they've fucking done so many times. They did that with that very fine people hoax where they tried to pretend that he was saying that some of the neo-Nazis are very fine people. That's not what he said.

Yeah. They cut, edited the fucking shit out of that. And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris. Did he call it white nationalists, very fine people? He's saying that on the campaign trail. Like, that's crazy. Wow. So here it played this out.

Down to the Capitol. And I'll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. All right, that's the BBC. To the Capitol. This is what he actually said.

And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women. 54 minutes. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. That's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. He was literally saying the opposite.

He was calling these senators and congresspeople going to cheer on these brave senators and congresspeople. That's great. On PBS, that's nuts. Bro. And by the way, he's pleading sarcastic. He doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators. He wants to scare him with a mob of people. Let's be real about bold things.

Let's be real about bold things. But he's also saying they stole the fucking election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some really good evidence that you could give out. Like if you said to me, if I ran for president and I told you, dude, they stole the election. And you're like, how? I would have an answer. I'd have an answer. No one has an answer.

There's no documentary that's really good. No one's put together like a rock solid, peer reviewed paper supported documentary. This is exactly what happened. This is how they stole the election. We know that you can do this. We know they did this. We know that these things got dropped off. We know it didn't make any sense.

We know there's dead people voted. We know there was ballots that were mailing ballots that were. brought in shipments and all of them were for Biden and there was thousands of thousands of them and they swung vote. Okay, if you have that, then you got to make a fucking documentary, a really good one and put it out there so everybody could understand it. Because it's crazy that this is four years later and people are still saying that. Or you don't want to fix it because you monkey with the elections too. You know? And is there evidence of that? Well, I do know that a Republican company, who bought Dominion?

Who bought the Dominion voting thing? I believe a GOP supporter bought the voting machines. Oh, really? Right. Yeah. So it's one or two things that's going on. Dominion voting system sold a company run by former Republican election official. What?

Yeah. This is where it's sucks. This is where it gets sucked. I had Rep Luna on the podcast, and one of the things that she said that was really shocking. She said sometimes they don't want to fix things because they can campaign against them. I was like, what? No. They fundraise against them.

No. I was like, no. And then I was like, of course. They don't want to fix it. They want it so that it's us versus them. And you're going to lose your right to whatever it is. Whatever it is. It's just a big old hustle, dude.

It's insane. It's a big old hustle. Because one of things is going on, one or two things is going on. Either you don't have any evidence that they stole the election. Oh, you have evidence that you're not telling me. Why would you not tell me? Why would you not tell me? I'll tell everybody.

you have evidence or you're like oh is that how they did it okay let's spread some money around let's make it happen I'll wear let's copy

well just like uh show me when they make the iPhone that looks exactly like a it looks cool their phone they even call it the Pro Mac 17 it's badass and has the screen on the back

there's a screen on the front and the back yeah that was the one yeah that was the one yeah that's the one that's the one that has it has a new kind of battery it's a different different composition right

right yeah yeah that's I think what is that called um Jamie see if you can find that out from the bright lights of New York City

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is that they haven't switched to that type of battery production yet. Yeah. Samsung is getting criticized because they're not keeping up with the Chinese phones. like they got a bunch of loyal Samsung people but they're not keeping up with the highest end Chinese phones other than that that's that that's the step up that but like there's there's some things that the higher end Chinese phones are doing

that's like ooh yeah they've been pretty safe lately Samsung has with their phones like kind of doing what Apple's doing you know just every just a little thing different every single year instead of just I mean I just saw a phone I think it's was it the razor phone No, but it has like a liquid cooling in it. So the back is all just like water bubbles going around and stuff.

Like it's so badass looking. Who makes that? Jamie, you know what I'm talking about? It's a liquid cooling phone. Who is it razor? No, like liquid cooling phone. Somebody just showed it. Oh, Jerry Riggs everything just had it.

And he tore it apart and everything like that. It's badass. I like that guy's show, but it also makes me sad. Here it is. Unbox therapy. Red magic. Oh, didn't you have a red phone, Jamie? It's not?

No. Oh, those fucking thieves. Look at that. See those white dots? That's actually water bubbles. Ooh. And when it gets hot, it just starts spinning. So that's a gaming phone?

Yeah. How much do I want water bubbles? I do want water bubbles, but I don't want them enough to switch to Android. It's a problem. Yeah, that phone looks awesome. That's pretty dope. That's a problem, though. The gaming on the phone, too.

I can't fuck with that I can't either It's right there It's too accessible I don't want to get addicted To some stupid game on my phone Yeah It's not into

But I know some people who love it Yeah William Montgomery He sits there and plays like Three hours of just a brick game William Montgomery That video you sent me Him bombing at that Austin

Comedy Festival That shit is so funny There's so many videos now of it Oh my God That's so funny Here's the thing about William William to me is the ultimate Once you see him

You love him and you want to see him more comic The ultimate Yeah But the first time you see him You're like what the fuck is this Yeah like Brody Stevens When he first see Brody you're like What the fuck is he yelling at?

He's really the most similar guy to Brody that I know Yeah And they're both they're both weirdos Yeah William's such a weirdo But he's a great guy Just like Brody was But he's

If you see him though Like the Black Keys Those guys fucking love him. Oh, yeah. And when they came into the studio, they wanted to come to the club, they go, is William Montgomery coming? I go, I'll make sure he's there. As I call up William, I'm like, will you? Yeah, yeah.

Pat and Dan, they fucking love him, man. He's got so many fans, because he's so unique. He's so unique. But you've got to know what you're getting into with him. Right. And don't have him open up for you if you're what's that, Morgan Jack? Who is he opening up for? He's like, who's that guy?

That guy's so, is that a girl or a guy? I have no idea. I don't know. I just sold the clip you showed me yeah i didn't see anything else it's i think it's that guy that goes into the audience with a like a autotune microphone you know that's really popular for some reason like he's see i'm so old me too i don't i'm so old i'm out of the loop i don't know what these kids like yeah morgan jay who's morgan i find out about artists and when i find out about them they have 20 million instagram followers i'm like okay that's who like yeah that's who it is morgan jay and he has 5.2 million followers and his whole thing is like he just goes into the audience

with a he's not really a comedian like he's more of a performer he just goes into the audience and like and talks to people like he does crowd work that's pretty and he's like one of the biggest stars right now like it's crazy well people like crowd work that's why they like Matt Rife

like he does yeah does a lot of he's sexy man sexy too bold things but it's also the crowd work if he was just sexy he wasn't good at crowd work he wouldn't have the audience he does Matt's funny he's really quick yeah you know that's like a certain style of performing you know he's real calm on stage and you know he finds the thing to say

and people love that because you're doing it off the top of your head and it's wild for them like oh my god but you know it's just a different thing it's a different thing than like regular stand up you know kind of like it's kind of like what like kind of like chappelle is like he's like a totally different like he'll sit there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool like talking like like chill and stuff like that yeah you know that's like a different style of stand-up comedy is relaxing well Dave is also like Dave comes up with material by ranting you know so he records his all these sort of shows where he's just working on material and then he goes over and finds out what he said that made sense what he said

that was funny you know he just lets it kind of flow you know it's a very interesting way of doing it and obviously it works really well boy that guy is so dedicated to comedy it's it's so interesting like all these years he's been doing stand-up and he's still more dedicated than ever he's always performing he's always like showing up somewhere and working yeah he's always like he's just constantly piecing it together and he's such a nice guy like fucking the nicest guy to everybody you know like he like he was upset with chris rock after chris rock made that special not upset but disagree i should say that he went so hard after will smith you know what i mean yeah it's like that's how nice he is have you seen wilson you've probably talked about this much

will smith's like new song like that's great it's my phone ring are you serious yeah it's your new call me that's my phone ring remember what you used to be i am beautiful but it's justina aguilera that used to be your own callback or your ringed him Oh, beautiful. I'm out of what they say. Words can bring me down. That's where they do is. Yeah, man, it was fun.

You could get a phone. You would, it was like I had a Verizon flip phone, and you could download ringtones. Why can't you do that now? I just thought of that. You can't do that anymore. I think you can. You can't make a song at a reitone. Where did that go away?

Is that really not a thing anymore? I never thought about that. Wait a second. Is that real? No. Wait, what the fuck? You should be able to do it. Like, pick a song on iTunes and how can't you, why can't you do that anymore?

I think you can. No, no, you can. Can you? You can. You can. Okay. What? Wait, no one does that anymore.

Nobody does that. I'm going to switch my back in black. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. Everybody used to do that back then. No one does. Zero people do that now. I know, zero.

Zero. More people are making their car alarm sound on their test list like things, but you know how you can do that? You make like fart sounds or whatever. That was like a scene in movies, right? The phone would play bad to the bone. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Do you remember when you would call people and music would play? Ring back tones. Yes. Their tone of their tone of their. you would hear you'd hear a shitty song you're like god you're making me listen to this yeah now now you don't want to do any of that because you don't want to anyone to know that's your phone number

you know what I mean like right you don't want to go super specific yeah right yeah I used to be like this is Brian man you know that now fuck that yeah people used to always have like funny things that they would leave hey show ideas the cock suck I got the phone for the he's the last one

when you get a text from him to this day I'm like really yeah he texts more nowadays it's kind of cool really you don't know the torture he put you through when you would try to text him or with the laptop in the green room

one time he's like bending my finger backwards I said turn that off coxed him like alright yeah he didn't like the laptop he didn't like technology he was fighting technology tooth and nail but he's right in a lot of ways you know It's just, I feel like the people that fight technology right now in 2025, it's like, what are you doing?

What are you, come on, you can't beat this thing. Yeah. You better just adjust to the new world, son. Are you going to be out in the fucking field with a horse-driven plow? Adjust to the new world, okay? Just have some fun. Whatever this is, you're not going to stop it. This motherfucker's rolling down the hill.

Like, no one's. The one's hitting the brakes on technology now, unless, unless, like, a big event happens, unless like a boom, some big asteroid hits us or China implements those really good drones. All the drones come out and wake up. I think the Trump administration just said they were going to buy a million drones. Wow, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company. I actually heard a rumor. I never looked in it that somebody about that where the owner. that drone company is like owned by the vice president

in the United States of America? What? Yeah, I think JD Vance. Yeah, I think JD has like, see, I haven't researched it yet. So I don't know if it's true. But that's hilarious if it's true because we just canceled DJI and now. And he owns? I read that somewhere but never researched it.

Okay, what specifically we'll find out. It was the supposedly the vice, I think it was the vice president owns a or is invested in a drone company and. and the U.S. is buying all these drones from it. Whoa. I think. I might be wrong. That's an important thing to get correct.

Yeah. I forgot that I did it. We might have to edit this out if it's not correct. Right. Young Jamie, put that into our sponsor, Perplexity, and find out whether or not we have an AI sponsor. Perplexity. I like them. They're awesome.

Yeah, they're great. Let's see if it has information. So there's one thing. It's like you can be an investor, right? Like, maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest in a bunch of different companies because someone told you they're really good four years ago. When you become the vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now? How's that work? Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd get, well, it gets a little Nancy Pelosi-ish.

Maybe no new investments. We don't even know if he does to have stock. It's true. It's probably not real. No way. Significant ties. make that a little larger please oh my god this is the first sentence jd vans has significant ties to the drone and broader defense

technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist before entering political office vans co-founded and managed funds that invested in several defense related startups including the companies at forefront of drone aerospace and surveillance technology hmm okay so oh okay this is Anderil this is

uh okay interesting okay leading can you put that back up so I can finish those leading defense

tech startup specializing and autonomous systems including drones Palmer Lucky was on the podcast, he's, this is his company too. Oh. He brought these, those crazy headsets where you could see people behind the walls. Bro.

Yeah, that's, it's awesome. That's all the same company. Benefitting from new federal legislation and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and automation. Boy, we're so close to the Terminator. Okay, here it is. Federal financing disclosure form showed that Vance maintained those investments, sometimes valued in hundreds of thousands while serving as vice president, although ethical boundaries about recusal

and direct control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules. So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens. Like if he passes a law that benefits that company that it has a significant stake in, Vance has publicly commentant on the national security dimensions of drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese drone manufacturers and advocating for U.S. made autonomous systems in both military and civil sectors. Well, that is accurate, though. It is a problem. And it's not just a problem because there's like a bunch of problems.

One of them is, in America, to operate some drones when they get really high end, you have to have a pilot's license. Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what, you know, like the really nice small ones. Right. But to have one of the ones that they were buzzing in New Jersey with. Yeah. When they were flying those weird ones? The farm ones, yes. What do you think those were?

Do you think those were like government drones that they're testing? Probably this company. Yeah, probably that company right there. Probably Palmer Lucky with a fucking joystick. Assassinated. Palmer Lucky sitting at home with an Xbox. Yeah, with his little Game Boy thing. Dude, he was one of those guys where you're talking to and right away you're like, oh, okay.

Like, you're crazy smart. Like, this is a weird, this is weird smart. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some dudes are weird Like Elon's weird smart There's people that are weird smart You're like, oh, okay

Yeah Palmer's a badass man Oh yeah Like I saw an interview with him And it just showed like his living room or something And it just looks like my living room Like nerd stuff everywhere You know

Oh yeah for sure He got a copper jacket on A copper jacket Yeah it's copper I go what is it He's like it's the whole jacket's like a Faraday cage Like you put your jacket in You put your phone in the pocket

It disappears Oh I was like what It was heavy. Yeah, I'm sure. This is what I put it on. I was like, this is weird. You're like, you can't move so good in it?

$20 worth of pennies. Probably at least. Probably at least. It was weird. It's a weird thing to own a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer Lucky-esque. You know what I mean? It's interesting. Yeah, so this drone thing, like, so China has been investing, like, the way it works,

their government and their corporations are like this. They work together, and they work together for China. And you don't have a choice You can make a lot of money But you do what the fuck we tell you to do bitch And that's how they run things over there And because of that They can dump a ton of money

Into these things for the future of China And boost them up and make them work And then they all compete They compete against each other in China You know and it's like a weird hybrid Of capitalism and communism It's very strange And they have a giant head start

Like they do drugs drone shows you've seen the shows well they have like dragons in the sky and samurai have you ever been to one not like that i saw a small one right at coda yeah at the circuit of the america's out here oh yeah it was pretty dope but the ones they do are nuts they're nuts they just had like one of the biggest ones ever recently like see if you can find some video on some yeah china drone shows yeah they're it's incredible and their their drones are more advanced they they're pushing their technology faster and you know that stuff works exponentially and if you put the brakes on american technology you also put the brakes on american manufacturing look at that that's nuts

insane each one of those is a drone that's nuts dude i mean that literally looks like something from avatar dude yes right look at that that's insane it's a DMT trip right there it's insane look at this there's an enormous flower that's at the end of this little girl's kite rope. Look at they did the moon. Spinning. That's crazy. Wait a minute. Hold on. Are those real? Yeah, that's real. That's real for sure, for sure. Yeah. It's just on, that's the one I was talking about, the largest one ever.

This is the largest one ever. Was it that, that we just saw? Yeah. Oh my God. This is just how they do it. Look at that. Look how many drones they have. How many drones are involved in this? I think it's the 10,000 drones. Oh my God, this is insane. I have to charge up 10,000 drums.

Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky. I mean, that's nuts. Wow. Wow. That's so impressive, man. It really is. And they're all just synced. Oh, my God.

Like, come on, man. At one point in time, sometime in the near future, that... I mean, they're going to be able to do whatever they want in the sky. We also have the sphere in America. They don't have a sphere. You mean the big building? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, okay. Well, I mean, just saying. I get it. They're probably watching that. We're like, why don't we have that? Why can't we go watch music like that? But at some point in time, they're going to be able to have movies in the sky that are made out of drones. Drones.

Yeah. Every drone's going to be like an LED and then it's going to replace. Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. You'll be forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a movie. and watch a movie in the sky. Yeah. Like, why wouldn't they be able, if they can do that, this is very primitive, right? This is primitive.

This is like the Pong version of what the, they're just going to have trillions of little tiny drones that all sink up in the sky and they all make different colors. 10,000, that's just like, you know, like a small pixel, you know, we're going to have like 4K drones everywhere. Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they started falling out of the sky. Yeah. Whoa. Do you see what they're doing in Ukraine because of the drone jammers?

They use monofilament line. So each one of them has like a fiber optic line. That's nuts. Yeah. So they have like miles and miles of fishing line. And then all these birds are making nests out of it and shit. Yeah. That's how that government mission happened because of that where he was like in that,

in that truck or something like that. And all those drones came out of the truck and did all those strikes. in, I think it was a Ukraine or something like that. What happened? Yeah, right? What exactly happened? So they had to use those fiber optic lines. There was a, I think it was Ukraine.

I don't remember what country it is, but they got over the border of what other country it was. And they had all these drones with those fiber optic lines and did drone strikes from the inside. Ukraine watched. I couldn't remember. Oh, right, right, right. This was the crazy one when they blew up all the jets that were. Yeah, on the runway. And they use that fiber optic line.

That's how they got those drones to do that. That's how they got it so the drones can't be disrupted. Right, or detected or whatever, too. That's crazy. That's like James Bond. I mean, that's just like Mission Impossible shit, you know? The fact that, yeah, that actually happened. They really did do that.

And I think they caused like $7 billion worth of damage. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that war is one day, 24 hours. I'll have a deal There's no deal to be made, sir You know That Putin fell is making a point

Yeah It's not a good one How many people have died now I mean what is the total on both sides I mean it's got to be Off the charts What is going on with Was it

We're in war with all those drug runners And Trump keeps on blowing up a boat every day That's kind of crazy right My question is How very? verified is this evidence. Yeah. Like how much, you know, because if I was a fisherman and like there's another guy

was a fisherman, like this cuck sucker, this guy is always stealing my fucking fish. And then I would go, Mr. Trump. Yeah. This man, he has fentanyl, thousand pounds coming to you. I give you the boat number. Yeah, and it happens a lot. I think two happened yesterday or today. I put an apple tracker.

Yeah. On his fucking. That's a bait pile. Yeah. It's weird. Here we go Boom that's wrap Who is still piling in those boats

That's great Imagine how you How poor do you have to be before that Seems like a good idea Right Pretty fucking poor It just makes me wonder If these boats

If there's like innocent people on them too Like you know For sure As guys bringing his girlfriend Come on baby We're gonna go to the US Once we get to San Diego Oh yeah

There was one boat where people actually survived it Which is crazier bro what kind of a story do they have do you see no is these people that survived are they actual drug people

or are they just like deep sea fishing yeah do you see that helicopter like four people died it's one of the most irritating frustrating video ever

it just happened yesterday this helicopter lost its oh I did see that and then landed twice on the water and then for some reason went back up

and then yeah that's crazy I think they'd probably They probably didn't know that they lost their tail. They have to. That's insane. I think he probably thought he could control it. It's probably a guy.

And if I was in that helicopter, I would just open the door and jumped into the water and hopefully I survived at one point. Hopefully it doesn't land on you. This asshole is just dropping it left and right. I bet it was a guy. I bet a woman would have landed on the water. Okay, okay. Stop, stop it. How do I stop it?

Let's go. We're going on the water. A guy would be like, I got this. I got this, bro. Right. That's crazy. Yeah, I wonder what happened. He clipped the tail somewhere

Like we hit something or did it fall off? It looked like he Because it looked like he was supposed to land On that little rock thing And then it clipped it Then went down and kind of landed on the beach For like a second It went up a little

Then landed again And then he's just flying in the air I don't even know that was possible Without a tail of a helicopter That seems crazy He can't direct it Right Yeah maybe that was the problem

That he couldn't control it I don't know That's crazy Ask Bill Burr Yeah, he flies those things He took me up above downtown L.A. It was amazing I was like, this is crazy

Like this is so cool I don't like how I don't He takes him to gig sometimes That's crazy Do you trust helicopter? I don't really I didn't really I trusted it for that day I'm like I'll trust it

It's fun to go up with Bill Yeah It was fun to see him Like really into this hobby he has I was like that's interesting You know It's really cool that he does it He's an interesting guy

I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai Me? No. You mean Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia. Dubai. I don't even go to San Francisco. I know.

I don't even go to Glendale. Yeah, you think I'm going to go to. No, no, no. I think if you chase money when you have money, then money owns you. Yeah. My time is what's valuable to me. And also, I'm not down with that whole. thing. No. There's a, there's definitely a whitewashing. You're, um, you're up, you know,

Schultz has a great argument. You're going to see your fans. Like just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things. Guess what? Your government does bad things too and has done bad things, right? You know, ask people in Yemen how they feel about America, right? Ask people in Iraq. That's the million people that died unnecessarily because we lied about weapons and mass destruction. Ask them. Ask them about America, you know? Like, yeah, it's complicated. I get the argument. Like, I have fans in the Middle East. You want to go see your fans in the Middle East? I get it. I don't know. I bet a lot. They have the internet, man. I bet a lot. Yeah, they do. It's not like North Korea. They're much more open.

than other parts of the world. You know, we can't judge them on, obviously we can judge them. But if you want to be rational, like, they're adjusting. Like, women can drive now, all right? It's a new thing. It's very recent. Andrew Shilts was telling me that when he was over there,

that a lot of people that are over there, they get their wife like a cheap Chinese car because these ladies have never driven before. They just fucking, they just play a bumper cars with everything. They parked terrible. They're always fucking their cars up. And these guys have big money. I mean, that's a very wealthy country.

You know, so they offered Shane a bag. They offered chain a bag. He's like, no. And they doubled it. And they doubled it. And he's like, no, no. He goes, it was hard when they doubled it. I'm like, of course.

That's how they're trying to get you. But, you know, the criticism is all from people that were not invited. which is kind of typical. Yeah. Or we're never going to be invited. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be good for them to experience comedy

because I think comedy is one of the only things that can get discussions going from both sides. Like if you go on stage and you have an opinion, and it's not funny, I could be in the audience, I have a different opinion. like well fuck this guy I don't agree with that at all but if you go on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh even if I don't agree with it I'm like oh this motherfucker he got me he got me that's a good point that's a good point and you're

like giving your buddy's knuckles that's a good point that's like where comedy breaks down doors unfortunately there was like restrictions put on you which is another reason why I wouldn't do it like if someone says you can't say this or you can't say that I'm like okay yeah and then you say something like well I didn't think about that you shouldn't have said that either we're going to They have laws. There's law. Like, if you went over there and made fun of a prince or a king or a royal or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble.

Like, you could go to jail forever trouble. That doesn't make me feel loose. Right. You know, that doesn't make me feel like I want to do stand up in a place like that. Yeah. Almost like the UK. Yikes. They're worth than anybody.

That's what's funny. Most people don't even know. Most Americans are blissfully unaware of how crazy censorship has gotten in the U.K. Off the chart, crime and censorship because people are complaining about the crime. That's really what the censorship is all about, because it's all about immigrants. Pickpocketers everywhere. They just brought in people from places they bombed. How wild is that?

Like, oh, do we ruin your country? So sorry. Come on over and live in London. Like Saudi Arabia of them All the places that the West has bombed the shit out of And you create all these refugees And then you bring them to your country

Like what are you doing It's insane Why don't you have a vetting process Are you trying to ruin everything And that's where I think It gets weird Because I think like Under the guise of empathy

And under the guise of kindness They are engineering the destruction of major western cities. And the question is like who. Well, George Soros is the big one that everybody points to. But he can't be acting alone. There's got to be a lot of other people that also want this same result.

And you've got to go, well, why? And the more I think about it, the more I think about it with its accelerated pace right now because it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the ultimate the ultimate birth of AI.

And AI really does become the global force for everything. They're going to want you already locked in to, like, digital ID. And that's the first response that England has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration. It's not cracked down, find the criminals, arrest them. No, no, no. It's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe. And that's, so once you see, if they do have AI, AI's in control of everything, everything you do, all your money, all your food, all your groceries, they put carbon.

taxes on you so they can complete control you you have a carbon allotment so if you go over your carbon footprint they'll fucking that you can't travel anymore so you're totally locked in they would want all that stuff in place and the only way to get that stuff in place is to create chaos so you want to like newly super restrictive laws get people so they're terrified and they want safety someone offers a solution and that solution involves them being able to track you everywhere you go and everybody has to have it. Yes, this is the solution to make us all safe. And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking Orwell book.

But on the other side, I do like the idea of having this my driver's license on my phone. You know what I mean? Why not just get a chip? Don't be a pussy. Get the forearm chip. You know that's coming. Yeah, yeah. Get that chip, son.

Brain chip. No, no, no get the brain one. Wait, you know? It's like you don't go right into an iPhone. You get a Blackberry first. Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's not telling anybody? No, I think Elon's an alien. Yeah, he's not real, right?

I don't think he's from here. If there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy. Trillion dollar. He's a different kind of human. And he's having fun. That's the thing, man. Like, I'm friends with him. Like, I've hung out with him on air, off air.

He's having fun. Like, he's having fun. That's what I want. He's like, works constantly. and also always laughing, having a good time. Like, I got to see the SpaceX launch, and then Jamie and I was there on the lawn while it was launching. It was crazy.

It was two miles away. I thought it was like a quarter of a mile or half a mile, because it's so loud. Two miles. Two miles away. And then I got to sit in the command room and watch them. They had all these monitors, like, I don't know how many different cameras were on this fucking rocket. And we watched it touchdown in Australia 35 minutes later.

That's so cool. It was wild, dude. But all the way, he's joking around about it blowing up. Really? Yes. Because what they're doing with these is they were running. He was explaining to us on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests. So they would remove heat shields in critical areas to see whether or not the vehicle will survive.

So one of the things about the blowups, people like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. He keeps blowing up his rockets. they're designed to possibly blow up because they want to find out what's the what can it tolerate right and so they had removed these heat shields from very specific places but it still made it and so it got it lost pressure like somewhere over australia and there was like only a 30% chance that it was going to touch down but it did wow it's so fucking it's wild man it's wild why it's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously and it was also practicing this thing that the way it shoot satellites into space

it's like a Pez dispenser so it has like these things these satellites are all on a rack and then this thing opens up that looks like you know like a just a long flat opening like a Pez would come out

of and then they shoot these satellites out of it tooee to twish and they were practicing that's cool I'm like this is nuts this is nuts this is nuts it's really weird like the door opens up and you're watching like this is crazy I don't think everybody understands how

advanced this stuff is like I thought Jamie you felt the same way right when we were going down to the factory I thought they'd have a rocket that they built no they're building like hundreds of rockets like it's assembly plant that kind of style it's yeah it's huge it's fucking huge man at one point in time what did they say they were going to be able to do three a week that's Crazy. Wasn't it something crazy like that? I don't remember how many. Well, they have to do a lot, but yeah, I don't remember how many.

That was the ultimate goal. I feel like more than that. More than that. Maybe three a day. I don't know. Three a week. Let's just say three a week. Rockets!

That can go to space. It's, and the process is fucking bananas. You can't take pictures. I don't even know if we're allowed to get specific. But while you're walking around and you're looking at, I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody. Right. The Chinese are listening careful. What does Rogan say?

Pes dispenser. Write that down. But it's nuts. They have garage doors that are as high as a fucking skyscraper. And then they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts. It's really, like, truly nuts. That's awesome.

And the outside of it is just like a cybertrient. truck factory. Like, what is going on here? Whose car is whose? How does anybody know? That's the argument. Like, if you ever want to have, like, if someone's going to totally, completely track everything you do forever, it's going to be an electric car. Oh, yeah. Right? Because that's just, you're just driving a computer. You didn't even have an engine anymore. Yeah. I mean, it's all, everything's electric. Electric, computer-controlled vehicle that self-drives itself. Yeah.

Have you tried one of the robotaxies yet? No fucking way. I would feel like such a scab. I feel like a picket line crossover. I do have a question. Have you got it in a colonoscopy? Yeah, I got one. Now, do you go to a regular doctor?

Because I was thinking of like, the joke. You should probably go to a butthole doctor. No, I mean, like, do you go to, like, a private guy? Like, you don't go to, like, where all the other guy. you on air where I get my butt hole check. That's like weird. I just had one and how's everything up there? Good, everything's great.

That's amazing. Yeah, it's so amazing, right? It doesn't make any sense. What do you think about when you abuse your body? But hey, they have to roll you like when you're getting it. They roll you down this hallway and there's all these like people just sitting there looking at like, oh, it's his turn. Yeah, like we're really doing it, red band. You're like type shit.

And that was just. It's just weird. It's not, it's very... Do you get your blood work done? Do you get yourself checked up on? Every six weeks, I do it. Yeah, there's a unique blood screen that they can give you now

that checks for all cancers in your body. Really? Oh, shit, I need that. We're just doing it. Waste well, do it. Oh, really? Yeah. I did it.

I got nervous. I got nervous like the first time I ever got an AIDS test. I got an AIDS test in the first time. I've been getting them a lot lately. I've been getting them a lot lately. Do it every six weeks? It was in the 90s

I was getting health insurance for the first time And it was like early 90s Like 92 something like that And I was like oh no I was just thinking of all the stupid things that I've ever done What if I have AIDS and I don't even know it?

That's how everybody thought back then And the mosquitoes And after a while everyone was like Hey no one's really getting AIDS Right What's going on? I was scared of AIDS too Oh everybody was dude

I remember the moment I found out that Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in my car in Revere, Massachusetts driving on the road. And you fucked him. And he was right next to him, right next to me. What his dick out? I was like, you didn't tell me?

That dude was the first one that everyone was scared. Like, oh no, he can get it. If he can get it, he's a superstar. If Magic Johnson can get it, I'm going to die. I'm fucked. Oh, my God. And we really thought that it was going to be like a zombie contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going to die. Because they were talking, like Fauci was on TV talking about children getting it from family members, like that it was communicable, like in the air, like the flu.

It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the fuck out of everybody when it came to AIDS. Just like he did with COVID. How weird that he did it again. Isn't it crazy that thing that Easy E died from AIDS? How did EZE really die, though? He must have taken AZT. You know, the idea that EZE died from AIDS itself, like, it's mostly drug users.

That was what who was dying in the early days of AIDS. And this is what Peter Duesberg said. So Peter Duesberg, he's like a persona non grata in the medical world. And it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else when AIDS first came out. He was like one piece of data that they're not taking into consideration is that all these people that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have AIDS, all of them are hardcore drug users. It was like 90 something percent of people that had, air quotes, AIDS. And they weren't, I don't whether it's political correctness or what, it was a lot of gay party guys. And these guys were taking hardcore shit, like Emil Nitrate, which apparently loosens up the old boo.

booty hole makes it easy to as the kids say today bottom they used to call it bottom back then they were calling it butt fucking now it's bottoming you know have you seen holtocks no what's that guys get uh botox on their hole to make it looser i'm serious yeah to make bottoming easier they call it hole talks oh no yeah if you leave men to their own devices they will come up with the worst things to do to themselves yeah but um so that was uh so duseberg his contention. And it was like, I remember we had them on the podcast. And it was the first time we got like violent pushback. People like, you have blood in your hands. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS right now? Because this was like 2012 or something. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Is this a real thing? Because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did groundbreaking research on cancer, like really respected until he took this position on HIV. that was outside of the Fauci narrative. And he was like, I don't think that's what we're looking at here.

He goes, I think HIV is a symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system. I don't think it's the cause. And they were like, you monster, you have blood on your hands. Like, I remember there was an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin magazine or something like that. Spin. Back in the day, you know, when it was like cool. Yeah. They used to have cool music magazines.

It was like Spin was a cool music magazine. There was another one. What was the other one? Max, Max, no. No, Maxim was like a Guy's magazine. But like, remember Rolling Stone used to be cool? Used to be cool. It was like before it was like a propaganda arm.

It was like you'd get interesting stories. And this was in, I think it was Spin magazine. Spin, yeah. There was another one that was like Spin. That's what I'm trying to remember. See, you can find Peter Dewsberg article, EZ died only a month after he was diagnosed. Whoa.

He went full blown that fast. He might have been diagnosed with full blow, I think. Right. Wow. Some rapper thinks there's a conspiracy that he was killed by the government. Well, that's fun. I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that he got fucked in the ass by Dr. Jay in a baseball bat, about no Vaseline or whatever.

Yeah. Well, who knows? Ice Cube. Did you remember when Shug Knight was on? I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel show talking about how you just inject somebody with AIDS. Oh, yeah. You could inject it with AIDS. Like the mosquitoes.

Yeah. What was my question? Oh, Peter Dewsburg Spin Magazine. Yeah, so he wrote this article about it. And then he, I believe he wrote a book about it, but he's fucked. Like, his career completely stalled out after that. He couldn't get funding for things. And, you know, widely dismissed by all most all other scientists.

and back then I used to think it doesn't make sense that this one guy has figured things out and that nobody else does but now I'm like maybe it's the same as what happened during COVID but maybe back then there's no internet and maybe back then they could just get away with it and maybe back then they got used to getting away with it

which is why they tried it again in 2020 that's why they did the exact same thing to all those like legitimate professors legitimate doctors they shamed them and banned them they didn't want anybody deviant And that's, I think, what they might have done to this guy. That's crazy to think that the whole AIDS crisis might have really been about people destroying their immune system through hardcore drug use. That was his contention.

People were saying it's very homophobic. It's like, okay, let's not, let's say a bunch of nice things about gay people. We love them. We appreciate, you know, I have no problem with gay. Let's say it. Like, if you're talking about this, if you were a doctor back then, gay people are. amazing. However, all these gay people are doing drugs. All these gay people that are getting AIDS, like something like 90% of them were hardcore drug users. This was his contention.

And you would say, well, that's what opens them to the type of behavior that you get AIDS with. Like, okay. Right. But Sam Kinnisend had a bit about that. Do you remember his bit? He was like, they say, Sam, AIDS is a communicable disease. Straight people get it to. You'll name one. Name one fucking guy Name one It's not our fucking dance He didn't write the article But he's definitely in the article

Right there was an article about him Yeah No he didn't write the article Did I say he wrote it? No no I'm just For clarification because I didn't No it was an article about Yeah Bob Guccioni

Spin magazine Isn't he the guy that owns Pennhouse I think so right Bob Gucciini Jr. founder of Spin Well maybe yeah Maybe Okay, listen to this.

So this is what he wrote, what Bob Gutione Jr. wrote. Scroll up a little higher. At the end of 1989, two years after we started the highly controversial AIDS column in Spin, we published an article by Cecilia Farber called The Sins of Omission about the truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZ. as a treatment for the syndrome of diseases. Sili was the editor and frequent writer of the column and unearth hard evidence of the cold-bloodedness of the AIDS establishment pushing a drug that was worse than the disease and killed faster than the natural progression of AIDS left untreated.

AZT had been an abandoned cancer drug discarded because of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going to die. anyway. So trying it out was sort of like playing with the house's money. Because the drug didn't require the usual massive expensive research and trial processes, having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its maker, Burroughs Wellcome. It was a tragically perfect storm of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media, and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing. Oh, patent, excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing.

Celia, who should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for her brave and relentless reporting, here and throughout the 10 years we ran the column, exposed the worthlessness of the drug, the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings and its awful and final consequences. This piece was, this piece very literally changed. the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning and skeptical eye. And soon after, AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever. Many times over the years since, people have come up to me and said that reading this article saved their lives, that they either stopped taking the drug and their health improved vastly

or they never took it because of what we reported. Nothing ever made me prouder, Bob Guti Jr., founder of Spin, October 3, 2015. So this is all, this article is all about Peter Duesberg's perspective on this. And it's very complicated and it's certainly not for me, a guy like me, to figure out if he's telling the truth or if he's correct. But what they said about AZT and chemotherapy and pushing AZT through and how they made a bunch of money, that's all true. They were not only that, but they were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms like Arthur Ash. Arthur Ash tested positive. They gave him AZT.

There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that probably didn't have to die. Right. That's scary shit, man. If it's the same guy that pushed the vaccine during the AIDS crisis, the COVID crisis, it's kind of fucked that you got to do it twice. Serial killer. And if he didn't do it twice, nobody probably would be aware that it was the same guy. Because even if you know about AZT, nobody was going Anthony Fauci. Nobody was saying that guy's name.

You know, you weren't saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis. They even made a movie about it, right? Dallas Byers Club. That's the fucking movie. That's what it's about. The bad guy in Dallas Byers Club is Anthony Fauci. Really? Yes.

I need to rewatch it. That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and pushing AZT. They did the same thing. We played a video the other day where Fauci was talking about AZT. The reason why they use it is because it's both safe and effective. He uses the exact same terminology. fucking wild and then when

Biden's leaving office he gives him a pardon big old juicy pardon that's ridiculous it's kind of funny it is kind of funny right it's like God

when it's so in your face the corruption's so like up your ass and in your face like what are you going to do I don't know moved in New York

become a socialist try that out Jesus. Oh, thanks. That's going to be interesting and see what happens in New York. Yeah, most likely he's not going to be able to do most of the stuff he said he was going to do

because he'll find out you can't. Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of there and the stock market I heard his move. I don't know if that's real. Stock market's moving to Texas, I heard. What? No. It's not there on stock market here.

It's similar, but I don't think it's the same. But you've got to have a 10 commandments on the wall and check your gun at the door. I just got my first gun. I can't wait to shoot it. Congratulations. What'd you get? So easy.

Shadow System's war poet. Whoa, war poet. That sounds like something. Aubrey Marcus, right? The whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun? He's going to signature gun. Yeah, shadow system, though. It's like a Glock 19-ish, you know.

Okay. Nine millimeter? Nine millimeter. Have you gone to the range yet? Not yet. I need to go. I want to get a scope for it, though, too. Like one of those laser scopes.

Red dot. It's called a red dot. Don't say a scope. Scope. And, of course, I need to get a silencer and all the fun stuff. Oh, God. But it's so crazy how easy it is. You know, I didn't know it was literally walk in and go, I want a gun.

And they do a little background check and go, here's your gun. Like, you don't have to register it. They just make sure you're not a criminal. Right. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. It's better.

And you don't even need to do that. You could literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here, that's your gun now. Like, gift a gun. The craziest thing about this country is the place with the, most gun violence are the cities that have the tightest gun control. Right. Yeah. Like boy, you talk about counterintuitive?

Yeah. I wonder if that's our same problem with drugs. I really do. I mean, I don't necessarily think it's going to be good to have all drugs legal and sold everywhere. I just don't think it's necessarily good for us. But also, it's not good to, like, make it illegal because then people are just going to get it somewhere else. Right.

And bad versions of it. This is my argument against gambling, too. Like, especially online gambling, you know, if online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal, like, if they stop with these apps, like, let's say some people decide, look, there's so many people that are losing their money and going crazy and getting addicted to sports books that we're going to have to ban all these apps that allow you to bet on sports. And then there's a scandal that happened with the NBA. and there's another scandal with the UFC so it's clear that organized crime is getting involved and people are trying to make money with rigging bets

and shit like that so we're going to make it illegal you think people are going to stop betting it's just going to be like they're in the prohibition during the prohibition what do they do they went out and they fucking bought illegal booze

they're going to go out and they're going to support illegal gambling they're going to go to people's houses where they're going to have poker games and they're going to get robbed you know it's going to you're just going to open people up to crime. You're going to open people up to the kind of people that are willing to risk their freedom

in order to have an illegal game so they can make money. Those are wild people, man. That's the same people bringing in fentanyl. That's why they have to blow these boats up. The reason why they have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl's coming in. The reason why fentanyl's coming in is because we don't have legal drugs. We have to get it illegally, and we got a shit ton of junkies. The drugs are illegal, but they're somehow or now they're getting here to the point where they've ruined Portland.

The whole city is filled with junkies. You got people, like, homeless people everywhere, complete chaos. It's all drugs. I think that fit and all been looks sexy on a girl, though. It's crazy, spine control. Yeah, like, they're great at yoga. Some people are doing, like, amazing yoga. Like, I've done yoga.

It's hard. It's hard to stay still. These fucking dudes are, like, on the street, like, literally looking at their asshole. It's crazy. Looking back at their asshole. one leg forward, like face sniffing their own butt, and somehow or another, they just hold that position with their hand out here like this.

It must feel so good. But legal gambling is what's killing Vegas, right? Like, the whole... Vegas is in a lot of trouble. Vegas is in a little bit of trouble. I think the problem with Vegas is things got super expensive. They started charging people for parking. You know, they stopped giving as many free drinks at the tables.

You know, there's some... But that might have been in response to... losing money too. I don't know. But that's what a lot of people complain about. Yeah. And that's sad. Because, I mean, that's... Vegas is a tricky place because if you could do what you could do everywhere

and not have to go to Vegas for it, what does it have for you? Right. Oh, it has is, like, big event centers and the fact that you go there for a vacation. So, like, that's why they're trying to get people to do like, they do residencies. You know, like Celine Dionne had the residency there.

And I think, what's his face? Garth Brooks had a residency there. And the sphere. Yeah. They have to make stuff like that. The sphere. Yeah. Like, you can only go, there's, they're building some extra spheres, right?

Yeah. The original goal is to have three of them, and I think now they've reeled back on that. There's a smaller one I saw getting made somewhere. There's many spears are blowing up now everywhere. They just opened up one in Dallas, and I want to invest in that company. Yeah, that's a separate thing. That's a separate thing. But there's one place that allows you to be in front of a screen that is so big it feels like you're on the field, right?

I've seen that. Yeah, yeah. That's the one we're talking about? Yeah. It's weirdly called Cosm and I don't think it's related to the other place. It's not. It's not. Chapel of Sacred Mirrors.

That's his. Alex Gray, leave him alone. He owns Cosm. You can't call it Cosm. You know? That's Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. They made that Sweet Matrix version of the movie. That's the only exist there.

What do you mean? I'll show you. It's insane. You haven't seen this? No. Cosm did this? Yeah. You could still go.

I think they have it in Dallas. I want to go so that. It's called Matrix and Shared Reality. What? Let me find the video of the Matrix. Wait a minute. This is a company that invest in, I think. Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight.

Yeah. It's probably better than going live. It is probably. It's the same screen. You're watching it there. Right. But like, that's the movie in the middle, and then they've added all the extra shit around it to like add,

whatever, you know, nonsense shit to look at, but they did the similar thing with the Wizard of Oz. Like, I saw people complaining the Wizard of Oz that the sphere is full of AI because they expanded the screen

but they did it right. Yeah, and I've seen shit though. It looks kind of neat. It looks badass. Like, they got the tornado flying around in the sphere. Well, why are people upset? Because people are nonsense. I want the old one.

You can still get the old one. Yeah. There's not a spear. Yeah. You're at the sphere. Shut the fuck up. Enjoy it. I want it to be like the old one. I want it to be grainy and make me feel about, like, apple pie, remind me of the olden days.

Yeah. When that was a good movie. Bro, you know how many people died from The Wizard of Oz? Like, how many people got sick? Like, that dude that had the Tin Man, that guy got fucked up from that stuff. Makeup, yeah. A lot of shit happened. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. The makeup got him. Mm-hmm. There was, I think, over 10 things that happened like that on the, Wizard of Oz there's a lot of shit like it happened like what I don't know if that hanging guy was real but remember that guy someone hanged himself and was that real I don't think that was real right no it's definitely like one of the longest lasting urban myths about it though yeah

but like what happened to the tin man it was the makeup that right but what happened to him I'm looking it up I think it was bad you gotta imagine like how toxic is that stuff especially back then this was like back when they had the radium girls Do you know about that? The witch had something happen to her, too. Buddy Epson originally cast and roles The Woodman, aka the Tin Man, was essentially poisoned by the makeup,

which was made a pure aluminum dust. Oh my God. Nine days after filming started, he was hospitalized, sitting under an oxygen tent. When he was not getting better fast enough, filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the Tin Man instead. This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artist mixed it into a paste

and painted it on him. He did develop an infection in his right eye that needed medical attention but it ended up being treatable so that guy they just left him he lost the roll he lost the roll wow that sucks so whatever happened to him afterwards yeah let's find out what happened to buddy epson after

the let's see wonder if he survived no that can't be him wait that's the original guy that's him that's him I mean that they replaced them it can't right but it can't be buddy Epson from the Beverly Hillbillies right can't be the same guy I mean how many I that's what I'm saying how many

Buddy Epsons are there. What did that just say? Oh, yeah, it's him. That's him? So he got lucky. Maybe. Maybe we never would have been to Jed clamp it because it couldn't have been the Tin Man. That's nuts.

Man, his face looks like a Tin Man. How do you look at it? Is that definitely the same guy? I mean, does it say that? Right here. Best known for rules is Jed Clampett and Barnby Jones. Right. Right. But does it say that he was in?

Yeah, there's a little Tin Man like the second picture over. I know, but that might be the other one. Is that the same guy? Well, look in his Wikipedia. I think there's two different famous buddy Ebson's. I know. What are the odds? Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead.

Maybe he didn't get famous. This guy jacked his name. Yeah, it's signed by MGM. Wizard of Oz. There it is. Wow. That's him. He was the original Wizard of Oz.

Sexy. Wow. Sexy Tim. Poisoned his ass. That's nuts, man. The witch also got sick off for her stuff. Oh, she was wearing green, right? Burns from the makeup.

Oh, she got. burns how false copper makeups that it wouldn't seep through her wounds and become toxic unlike ebtson she didn't get fired because they could live without her on the set for several more weeks oh my god then it's false the actor didn't hang himself hmm I'm one of them playing the munchkins who true someone stepped on toto oh no yeah those movies are weird to watch them because you realize that wasn't that long ago in terms of human history and people were just weird back then.

Nuts. So what does the sphere version of the Wizard of Oz look like? So they, as an example, it's normal in the middle, but then they built everything around it. So like when there was a tornado, the original movie just had like a little spinning tornado.

Now they make this humongous tornadoes like where you could see like the clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of a tornado. It's so awesome Who would complain about that? Yeah, people just hear AI Don't change my movies in there I went to see

I just wanted to see a big version of the same old shitty movie Right, and while that tornado is going on They have like things flying through the air In for real Like drones? No, no, like things that are supposed to look like dust And stuff like look at it

Oh my God, that's amazing Giant fans in there And they throw debris in there and shit Oh wow Oh my God, that's incredible why would they have any complain about that you know when they did the UFC there I think it was at least

20 million oh they spread it out do that again show it again they had the ad stuff that the actors would have been doing that you never know what they would that's what I saw people were mad about whether they're really mad or not that guy looks fake it's just

no no this is this is like not the final version like that's oh that's when they're working on that's when they were working on that stuff yeah so they had to have them walk into the scene Look at that. Wow. I mean, it looks badass. I want to go really bad.

I'm going to go there next month to go see something. It's also not the whole movie, I think. It's not? No. They cut out. I thought it was. I don't think they did the entire thing. I guess if the movie's two hours, I think it's an hour and a half or something like that.

Oh, well, that's not cool. Yeah, they might have cut out some songs or something. You're not supposed to do that because then it's not going to sink up. Right. Yeah. I wish they would do that, though, like if you go. There you get headphones and listen to the Pink Floyd while you did that be badass. Well, you would bring your phone.

Oh. And you would sync it up. Right. So that would piss me off if they fucked it up and made it an hour and a half instead of two hours. And I just dropped acid. Yeah. And I was ready. Damn.

I'm going to go see Zach Brown band there next month. So I'm going. What is he doing in there? He's got a residency there. He's doing the sphere. What is he doing with like the craziness in the sky? He said he was working on, they've been working on a lot of cool stuff. but I didn't ask him and like oh you probably can't tell you anyway right right until the thing so who's been there they had um grateful dead fish fish right um was it fish was it was there and i think

you two started it right you two did the first one and the back street boys or something weird like that was there instinct yeah when i was there the weekend it started and i was walking around wondering why everyone was dressed in white they saw i don't know how you do this and how you tell people to do this everyone showed up in white for the back street boys every show 20,000 people wow for the back street boys yeah mostly girls guys too wait I don't know how what is that all about I don't know it was very strange walking around Vegas and everyone dressed in white jeans white shirts ew what what is what is fucking happening oh the back street boys are here and you leave at 1130 and they're all walking around drunk and still all the back street boys were huge when I was 21 if you had told me when I was 38 they would be playing in the most

sophisticated dome the most sophisticated auditorium whatever you want to call it stadium that anyone's ever performed and i'm like what and selling it up i got the list of acts now uh yeah zach brown starts in a couple weeks yeah no doubts coming in may no doubt yep what any chesney's also been there do you know much money it must cost to run because the ufc budget was way over because of it because they had these big crazy animated things that were going on the background was fucking cool as shit yeah just walking into the building the first time i was like this is nuts that's awesome yeah it was it was really truly impressive and i guess the outside is insane too you know yeah it's cool that the visuals they have on that like the advertisement too like you know they would just have

like samson phones on this big yeah yeah after a while it's just gonna be drones in the sky just pixel-sized drones just trillions of them playing a movie out i mean that sounds crazy but so does a screen So does it, you know, a giant, I was watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy now. It's like 118 inches. 130, I think. Is it really? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

So maybe it's, you know, the thing about these things is like maybe the video I watched is seven months old. Right. Right. And now there's a one that's. Was it Linus Tech Tips? No, someone else. Some guy. And he was like, you can sit it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 pounds.

So you have to have like a super sturdy cabinet But most people should just hang them on the wall But you do not try to hang it on the wall by yourself It's just way too heavy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What is it? It's 10 days old It's 116 inch TV

Oh, so that's the biggest? I don't know I just typed in biggest TV It's the largest TV in the world Maybe it's a mid-LED I think there's something a little bigger than that Maybe it is 116 inches Unboxing the biggest TV yet

Unbox therapy The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get is like what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their warehouses which is like a giant jumbotron screen and they're watching TV and watching movies a giant jumbo tron so they made a movie theater

it's like they're practicing for their arena shows and they're just what yeah I hear me uh really no so a jumbo tron like you would have at Madison Square Garden and they have one in their house Justin Bieber You've been following Beaver Wait a Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch stream?

He started doing Twitch recently, yeah What? Yeah, he's just live streaming He's making videos and practice And he's got a basketball hoop and golf shows How many people are watching while he's doing this? I don't know He also doesn't really communicate with the fans

Or anything, they just kind of have it on That thing back here is a giant screen I don't wish you could see it on That's so weird And like how many people are watching this While it's streaming? Well, this video has 250,000 views from 13 days ago Right, but this is a YouTube

video this is in an actual stream this is a reposting of it right is it on his channel no yeah he bug is his channel no this isn't his channel I don't want it won't show the video so the 242 thousand are on someone else's channel so they've taken his stream and

reposted it yeah I guess he's just making his video or making songs but it's not showing the screen I want to show you how do you know about this are you a believer I mean he's got good songs He's got good songs

He's a golfer Oh he's a golfer It's that cult The cult of the wall Cult of the little white ball LeBron got the bug I saw Kevin Hart got the bug You motherfuckers

Everyone's got that goddamn Golfing bug Kevin Hart Yeah I bet Red Band never gets that bug No I didn't fuck that shit It's never gonna happen It'll never get you with that I don't want that

No It doesn't ever get you It sounds horrible It doesn't get you with some outdoor activity Fuck off Whatever I wouldn't be that. I don't go out with your archery. You want to do archery? I used to do archery in middle school. Well, when we open up, what's that? Kanye watching out of this basketball game on a screen.

What is the, can I get a perspective? That's Kanye down there. Whoa. That's awesome. No way. No way. For real. That's how we watch his TV. I don't, I mean, it's a hundred-foot screen. That'd be cool. That's a thing like, that's badass. Is that like the panel for? That's all before the anti-Jew stuff when they killed his bank account. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that, like, the panel things, like, where they put those panels in? Yeah. Bro, go back to that. That's insane.

Joe, get that for the studio so we can go watch basketball. I know we're doing another studio at the Circuit of America. That is so awesome, dude. That amusement park there looks so fucking cool, dude. It's sick. They have great restaurants that are opening up there. They have a fitness center there. It's dope.

It's pretty dope. And the track is incredible. Yeah, but is it going to be, like, like traffic nightmare around there because that area is already kind of a traffic nightmare around there you know it's not the best place to drive to sometimes like i went to see garth brooks there recently it was nuts so many people there i saw m&m there that was nuts oh you saw m&m there yeah yeah oh damn i didn't even know he was there it was great it was great he looks good um and he's put on a very energetic show you know he's he still can flow fast you know it was really good it was a great show And who else do we see there? Oh, Post Malone was there. I saw Post Malone there a couple times.

I saw him when he did the, I think a couple times. I saw him when he did the, the other time I saw him was in Dallas. But he did the country music tour. So he was doing mostly like country, a lot of acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic guitars. It was great. Postie. Here's a fun story about Postie. When I met him, he met my fiance, Janice, who's Asian, and he exchanged phone numbers with her.

And then I find out later how he's got, like, the biggest Asian fetish ever. And I'm like, and so Janice and him have text before. I'm like, oh, no. She calls him Posty as a joke just to piss me off. Like, oh, posty, what's going? Can he just be a friend? He loves Asian girls more than me. That's hilarious.

It is a thing. Do you love Asian girls. It becomes a thing. Yeah. I don't know why, but it seems to stick. It's probably like Chung Lee from Street Fighter As a kid You know, sing her in a little dress

That can't be the only reason That's ridiculous I don't know It's interesting though right It becomes a type Yeah Yeah That oh I saw the stones there

Oh That was nuts That was nuts So it's outdoor concert there Yeah I mean they have a huge stage And the stones was like over 100,000 people Were there for it

Wow Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas. It was bananas, man. Like, you can't even believe you're seeing it. So it's so nuts. It's one of those things where you're like, is that really Mick Jagger out there? Like, this is, you know what I mean? Like, some people chain a level of, like, legendary status that you can barely believe they're real when you see them in person.

That was what it was like. They were great, man. Like, put on a great fucking show at a thousand years old. Have you raised a car there? Is that possible? driven around. I haven't wasted anybody, but I've gone fast. I want to go fast. Right. I took the, well, I've driven a few cars around there. I drove my car, which is a GT3RS, a 2007 GT3RS. I took that around the track. I took that around the track. I took a four GTT. It's another car I have. I took that around the track. And then recently I drove, they have a new Corvette, the Corvette, ZR1. Oh, yeah. It's a thousand horsepower. Yeah. A thousand horsepower Corvette. It was. bananas, by far, the best car I've ever driven.

Really? By far. You're going to get one? 100%. Really? 1,000, 100,000 percent. Yeah, it looks sexy, too. I love it.

No, dude, it's, it's incredible. It's incredible. I mean, it's just like, it's so engineered, man. Like, when you're driving around the track, well, we were going fast, and the thing was just gripping, gripping, the handling is so balanced because it's a mid-engine car now. You know, from the C8, the eighth version, like from Tony's on, is all, like, super balanced out now because the engine is in the middle of the car. It's just, like, so planted. Is it better than a, I mean, Porsche's have mid-engine cars, too.

Is it better than Porsche handle this? Porsche's mid-engine cars are the Caymans and the Boxter. Those are the mid-engine cars. The other ones are rear-engine cars, which is a little more tricky. Rear engine cars, it's like when the ass end kicks out, you got to kick. keep on the gas or the car will spin out on you, it's a little different. You know, like a lot of people don't, they like it because you can control that. And once you get to control it, it can actually help you run the track.

That's why one of the fastest cars in the world around the Nureberg ring is the Porsche 9-11 GT3RS, which is a rear-engine rear-wheel drive car. And it's one of the fastest cars around the Nurembergink. Because when you know how to drive it, that weight balance can actually assist you and they're just so well-engineered. But the Corvette's faster. It is? Yeah.

It's zero to 60. Well, it's zero to 60 is way faster. It's a faster car. It's a spaceship. Like, it's a nutty car. It's the, I don't know if it's faster around the Nureberg ring. As a matter of fact, I don't think it is. The, I think it's like a hair behind it, which is interesting because it's a lot more horsepower.

But that's also a professional race car driver drove. the Porsche and Corvette set its record for the fastest American car ever built around the Nureburg Ring with a Corvette engineer, not even a professional race car driver. And so professional race car drivers, like there's some guys on YouTube, they've looked at the footage, because you can watch the dash cam footage, they said, I could take about 10 seconds off this. Wow. Which is, no.

More than a model S plaid, though, the new ones? They're really fast, too, but they're not as fast around corners. You know what I mean? Like the Nuremberg ring and a lot of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go. It's about what kind of suspension you have. And the Model S plaid in some ways is limited by the width of the tires and the suspension. It's a great car for driving regular streets.

But if you were going to do a car like that and take it on the track, you would do what I did with mine, the unplugged performance ones. That's different. That could probably go around a track faster than they. thing right because it has super wide tires it's a wider body because they add carbon fiber offenders wider tires and then like insane breaking power like that cars that's a future car that's that that car's from the future that's sexy as fuck it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven yeah by everything else I have all the fast supposedly fast cars they're all

pussy cars right that robot just silent goes faster than all of them faster handles and incredible, and it's really heavy. Those are really heavy cars. I've never even seen that the Mercedes-G-1 is the fastest on the Nureburg ring. Wow, that's sexy. That's basically a race car. 6.30? It's a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023.

What is that exhaust on the top? See, that's the thing about a Tesla Plaid. 730 used to be awesome. Like when my GT3 RS came out, I think it was like 740. A professional race car driver took it around the Nureberg ring, which is kind of nuts. But now I think the Corvette is under seven. I think it's like $6.50. What is the Corvette's time?

So number one is it, yeah, okay. 649. 649. That's crazy. So that's a full minute almost faster than the GT3RS that I have. So look at that. So below that, so it is faster than the GT3RS, which is nuts. Because the GT3RS and the GT2RS have always been like the ones that everybody looks at.

Yeah, real close, real close. But again, the Corvette is being driven by a guy who's an engineer. The Porsche is being driven by a race car driver. There is a difference. Those engineers are awesome drivers, but that's like, you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good. Now you have to play against LeBron. There's a difference. And it's also pre-production, right?

Yeah. And then there's the GT2RS, the Manthi. So what Manthi is, it's like a performance company. They take a regular GT2, which is a nutty car. It's a turbocharged G3RS, essentially. And it's got more than 700 horse parts. It's insane car. So that's a little faster. But the regular GT2RS is not as fast around the... So that's an MR. That's another modified vehicle. It's another company. That's a GT3RS. But then GT2 RS is not as fast around the... So that's an MR. That's another modified vehicle. It's another company. That's a GT3RS. But then GT2. R.S is what I'm asking about. So there's the GTD. That's the Ford Mustang. That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with. These are nutty numbers, man. Like, off the charts, insane numbers. And they're going to get faster and fast.

And when Elam's here, he was trying to tell me, without telling me, how insane his, that little sportster car, whatever it's called, the Roadster. The Bigfoot. Whatever that thing is going to be. Roadster. Bigfoot. But he said they're going to have a product demonstration sometime in the beginning of the year. He said January, February. They had that 13 years ago, too.

I mean, I wish you would bring that out. God, that's like the sexes. How many people put a deposit down? A lie. And a lot of people have canceled their deposits. Including Sam Altman. Yeah. Yeah, M.K. did recently also.

I mean, I don't understand what the problem is. Like, why not just release one? I mean... Because you can't. Yeah. Because you're busy. Well, but he's releasing other things. He's got rockets to make.

Yeah. It doesn't have the time. I like my Hummer. That's my favorite. What's that? From time he's been here, they've already pushed it back to April 1st now. Oh. For the demonstration?

Three days ago. Oh, so, okay. So, 2027. Yeah. We're going to get this before TTIA? Tesla. Delays reveal a production roaster. To April Fool's Day.

See, it's fucking with everybody. That's funny. Come on, that's funny. Oh, he's definitely funny. That guy actually funny. Yeah. Look at that. Let me see the image again.

Gives him some deniability. Bro. If that thing does come out, though, that's going to be so much fun. That's zero to 60 in some stupid number. Because the Tesla plaid, my car, does it in 1.9. Yeah. 1.9. It's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that's going to do. it in but it's it's probably going to be like one four or something insane which is one second basically a second my hummer does in 2.8 and that's scary as fuck dude and the whole front goes up like a boat you're just looking at the sky really are they having a hard time selling those yeah 100% why they're they're they're really cool i think it's just i don't know man it's just it's expensive it's a very expensive car and you know you're always ranting about it though you love It's my favorite car, and it's just ridiculous that it's so much fun to drive.

It's the funest car I've ever drove. And little things like that, where you go fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat, it's so hilarious. They just release Super Crab Walk also, just like an update where it's even more ridiculous, like, where you could just drive sideways, kind of. Ooh, super Crab Walk. Yeah. It's fun, you should borrow my car sometime to go out. Like, it's fucking howl. It's fucking awesome.

Have you been in a cyber truck yet? I have, but I haven't driven one. And, you know, that's something I canceled my reservation for. That's why I got the Hummer. But I still, I got that tick. Like, I kind of won it still. But I don't know. If you did it, you should put cat stickers all over it.

Cat stickers. You know what I mean? Like put your Death Squad cat. You know, like wrap it and stuff. I would wrap it. That way people would definitely fuck with it. Yeah, I can't do that. Dude would piss all over your car or something.

Right. Like, I wanted to get red band as my license plate. And I was like, available. I was like, I can't do that. Yeah, but that'd be cool. Yeah, but you're just asking to get stalked. Like, I roast, you know, it would be like that. That was back when Tony wanted attention.

Yeah. Now he's hiding. Hey, I'm hiding. I'm hiding. Now he's got tinted windows. When you, like, maybe you can put red band in like a code. Yeah. That would actually be more fun.

I almost said what my license plate is. I mean, I kind of did. Oh, did? you? Yeah. That's a douche move, right? Having a, like, I've never had one. December 12, 2012, 2020, 2012. That was the end of the Mayan calendar.

Yeah. That's right. You did have it. One of if that really did, like, we're going to look back and that's when something happened. And we just didn't realize something had happened. Yeah. Like there's some technological breakthrough that they're going to point back to December 21st, 2012. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. They're going to say, oh, that's when everything went weird. 100%. Probably, right? Yeah, that in COVID. We've got two updates during those two times. COVID was the big one. Yeah.

I had someone trying to tell me it was the most painful conversation that every time your nose got swab during COVID, they put micro particles in your body and they can turn them on or off and make you tired or make you like, what? Why am I having this conversation? Did you hang up with Eddie? this if you research this like what are you talking about i was like this is the craziest thing i've ever heard of my life like everybody's got it and 90% of the people on the planet have these things in their body and they can just turn them on and turn them off okay what where is this technology coming from where do they have how you know how many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff into people they have to be sure that it works yeah did you see kim

Kardashian doesn't believe we went to the moon everybody's been watching the show She's dropping We're dropping knowledge on Kim Old Kim's catching it It's funny watching her be into that She's catching it Old Kim's getting red-pilled Yeah

That's great Bro When you watch Richard Nixon Having a conversation With the guys on Congratulations Boys, you're on the moon He's got a phone

He's got a landline He's calling the guys on the moon Shut the fuck up Just shut your fucking hole there is no way that phone is connected to anybody other than another phone yeah I didn't even know about the phone thing that's ridiculous

well that's one of the things that Gus Grisham complained about he hung a lemon I put a lemon on a coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because they couldn't communicate with the people that were in the command center they were all trying to communicate and he was pissed off it wasn't working so he put a lemon

and he hung it on the door and that's the dark, dark conspiracy because he burned a death inside that thing. Really? Yeah, and his family thinks that they murdered him because he wasn't willing

to go along with the moon hoax. He was supposed to be the original pilot. Yeah. Did you follow that conspiracy of all the challenger astronauts are still alive or you've been following? I've seen that. I love that one. You want to know what's not a conspiracy

that Elon told us? If they made the challenger out of steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that. Really? Yeah. That's what he said. I said it was about the tiles.

Right. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, because that's how it happened. The tiles break off, yeah. But aluminum just heats up too fast and disintegrates. It falls apart. Yeah. That's why he uses steel.

Like those things are all, all the spaceships that he's making. Does he cast them like he does his cars? I wonder. Like, you know what I mean? I can't say how they do it. I don't think. I don't think we could say it, right? All right, don't tell me.

I don't think we should say. But it's steel. I'll tell you, it's steel. It's crazy looking, man. When you see them in person, you're like, dun, don, ton, ton, don, don't, da. Yeah, that's a trip, dude. It's like, it's literally like you're inside of the Death Star

and you're looking at some spaceship that they're constructing. Or you're, you know, with the resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with. It's weird, man. It's weird, because these are spaceships. They're going to go into space. and eventually supposedly go to Mars I'm good

you're not going to go no fuck that I'm not going but if you had a choice between Earth is going to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted Earth in five years it's there's no way we're going to avoid it and we figured out a way to grow food on Mars who's in I might go to Mars

then I'll go but I want to be passed out like my colonoscopy where I just wake up I'm like oh I'm here could you imagine watching from Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid, you watch it in real time. Wow. You see this big flash

in the sky, and like a quarter of Earth looks like it's on fire. God. Bro. Very intense. Bro. Imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed going, oh boy, we've got to make the most of this. If I could barely see it, wouldn't

you? You have telescopes and shit. We could barely see it. Well, with your eyes, you mean? With your eyes, you could barely see it for sure. And wouldn't it be, like, years later? you would see it? No. It'll be a few seconds later. Right.

But if, yeah, if you were using a telescope, you definitely would see it. But with the naked eye, it'd be a little tiny dot. Because it's only, Mars is only like, what, three quarters of the size of Earth? How big is Mars

in relationship to the size of Earth? And then go ahead. So you could barely, and you can barely see Mars, right? So Earth would only be like a slight bit. bigger and then going back to earth after to see it would be crazy just watch cannibals just all people looking up at you over rib cages wearing human skin that's probably what people are like after the asteroids impacted you know the people that have survived like these big

huge extinction events okay oh it's a lot smaller than earth it's half the size basically almost a little bit more than half the size wow So we could barely see that. So you could probably barely, barely see Earth, too. You know, Terrence Howard has the craziest idea about planets. He, and again, I don't know if he's right, but it's fun. He thinks that planets are made out of chunks of stuff that gets ejected from the sun and eventually gravity, coal, and as it moves further and further away from the sun,

it gets to the point where it can support life. And he said, you probably experience that all over the cosmos. It's probably like peopling. Like things get to a stage where it could support life and then life exists for long enough where intelligent life develops. And that happens all over the cosmos. That's his thought.

And then maybe these people that we see when you meet aliens, maybe that's future versions of people. And that peopling is a natural thing. Just like, you know, grow crops. You know, oh, the crops are fruiting. We're going to get apples. We're going to go pick apples today because the tree lived long enough.

The seeds planted long enough. Now it grows fruit. Now you can go eat your apples. Imagine we're just a farm, just a people farm. That makes sense. Everyone says, no, that doesn't make any sense. Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. fucking literally nothing nothing about life makes sense it's it's all very strange and you don't think

it's possible that this is a stage on the way to becoming some new kind of life form and that has happened already somewhere else and they come to visit to make sure we're okay of course that's possible i'm leaning more towards simulation theory more and more the older i get yeah yeah for real for a hundred or hundreds percent all right why what's your argument for why the simulation theory is real? Because you can kind of see right now the idea, like look at, look at AI chatbots, or look at, look, AI talking to AI, you could already kind of see artificial intelligence now, like baby version of it.

Right. Imagine 100 years from now. Imagine thousands of years ago and we are the AI, you know, I just, I just see that that just seems like it makes sense that we're aliens created us as AI you know and this fake world and they're just so this is just a program running yeah I don't know it's it's a fun one to think let's talk about that stupid quantum computer okay what is that right so that thing can do that if it could run a calculation that would take every computer on earth 2.6 billion years to solve and it can do it in a few minutes.

What is, what kind of rendering can that thing do, you know? Like, what kind of experience can that thing provide to my, my simple monkey neurons? What, you know, I wear a headset and it, like, you were telling me about those weird online games where they're never ending or like you explore space and there's like universes and, but there's no end of the game. Right. You just go places and see things and you can go to a new place and see a new thing. And it's, like, constantly rendering a new version of it.

Like, well, what's that? Yeah. Right? What is that? And now you add a bunch of variables, like life forms, this and natural disasters and ideological capture and all this different shit and trannies in the women's room. All that stuff, like, add that to it and all the chaos of war and of fucking, you know, Samsung can't get their shit together.

Like, all that put it all together. Like, to keep you confused and chaotic. And, like, you're guessing constantly. Everything's madness. Like, this is, that's how I. I would make a simulation. I would make a simulation that's fucking completely bananas. Some old guy gets shot in the ear, jumps up and goes fight, fight, fight, crazy stuff.

Right. The nutty or the better. The weirder, the better. I want a communist running New York City. Run it. Run that program. Let's go. Yeah.

And all these rich kids are going to be supporting him. Yay. Socialism. Run that program. All of it. Yeah. Run it. And we get upgraded when we sleep at night.

Maybe. It's just one of those things. It's like we realize that we're building towards an event. Like human civilization clearly seems to be building towards an event. There's like the military stuff, the Ukraine, Russia stuff, the Gaza, Palestine, Israel stuff. But it's also the technology war. It's like building towards an event and how that event plays out. I don't know.

And I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety about that, you know? But at least they're letting the climate change, we're going to die shit go. Bill Gates was like the first, he sounded the first alarm. Actually, we're going to be fine. Did you see he said that recently? Bill Gates said that? Yes. Yes.

Bill Gates, the pied piper of we're all going to die. The guy, literally the Paul Revere of we're going to die is now we're going to you okay. We're going to be fine. So they're letting that go. So if they're letting that go, okay, good. At least you can relax in that front. So what do we have to be anxious about now? What what dilemmas is the simulation providing us that are going to keep us distracted as we build towards an event? I think the real event involves AI. I think that's the real event. I think all this other stuff, the climate change stuff. And it would make, isn't it kind of weird, too, that AI literally came to us overnight.

It wasn't like we saw baby versions of AI. It just seemed like, oh, one day we all have AI, like we have art of, you know, all this, it came out of nowhere. I mean, when was chat GPT, or excuse me, when was open AI funded? When was it founded? What was the, yeah, I don't know.

Let's guess. 2017. I was gonna say the same thing. Are you serious? Yeah, I was gonna say 16, I was like, nah, 17. Yeah, seven. But it might be 50. 15, right?

What was it? 15? Ah! Yeah, so 10 years ago, these motherfuckers knew that eventually we're going to figure that thing out. And then also, they were probably the first people that were collecting data, right, and realizing that data is a commodity. Well, it's also a commodity in that this data allows people to use their artificial intelligence and create things. which is essentially on the back of artists, right? Like digital artists and, like, these, a lot of these people that, um, make stuff

with their hands that, like, have a distinctive art style. Like, you can tell it, make me a painting of a dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso during a very particular time period of his life and it'll like that. But it's doing it off of Picasso's work. Right. Right. Yeah. So it's trained on.

Yeah. Like, if you say make a very time period of his life. me a Frank Frazetta of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen. Did you do that? Yeah, that's awesome. What should we do that? Yeah, let's put that into perplexity. Yeah, and have it.

It doesn't do images? All right. That's an issue. Make credit Thorne board have big boobs. All right. When you use AI, like, what, are you using programs that do deepfakes or using programs that do? video genera? You're using SORA? I use SORA all the time. Is that the best one for videos, right?

They all, it kind of sucks. Sometimes SORAs were the best. Other times, GROC's great. I mean, every day I'm just trying to go back and forth between them, too. But I would say SOR is probably the best one right now. But then next week, some other one would come out, you know, and be better. So I'm always jumping around. Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about, like, NVIDIA and a lot of these companies that make video cards that their design of these video cards is uniquely good for AI generation and that they're that's why they're so huge now like these companies are bigger than any other company I asked it to do it there you go okay wow that looks good I don't know if that

is that holy shit no that's from like that's incredible cobra commanders thing or something that's incredible that looks okay um staying corrected so tell it tell perplexity to to make him look older and more scarred. Mm-hmm. And vulnerable. Well, no, he was always mean. More scarred.

Okay. I think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh. Because the hair was lighter and Conan's hair was like Jet Black in the books. Ooh, look how it generates it. I like that.

This is wild. Perplexing. Cool. Make him look older and more scarred. Oh, that's so cool. Get a little. Wow, that's cool. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They fucking nailed it. That is perfect. Holy shit, dude. That's incredible. There's even fake sign. What's that? Fake signature. Oh, wow.

That's cool. What is the signature? You can't. It's uneligible. It doesn't make it's anything. Whoa. He's wearing unboats. That's the kind of boots they wore back then.

Damn, that's pretty fucking good. And the dragon has three arms. Okay. make him in a scene where he's fighting armed skeletons so we're going to have the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons we're 12 and now animated you know that's cool now Give him a big old hog. Big old floppy. Oh, whoa.

What happened to his hair? He's getting older. That's Arnold swears. That's not Arnold, yeah. That's weird. That's not Conan. Okay. Give him good, but give him long black hair.

And pouty lips. Put pouty lips just to see what happened. Give him hair to jet black. and longer. Put him in pigtails. It's wild how this thing can just do this. I love this shit. This is all,

I mean, I just do this for hours. And all it takes is a prompt, and you can do it with your voice. You don't even have to do it by typing it in, which is really nuts. Yeah. Have you...

That's better. It's better. Still a little longer with the hair. The hair needs to be a little longer, but that's okay. And that looks like he's done. Guide it black, like just for mend it, right? Yeah, but they took away the weapons from the skeletons.

They don't look skeletons having that battle axe. Look, they edited that out. Yeah, that sucks. Make the skeletons heavily armed with armor and helmets, swords and shields. with armor and helmets swords and shields why did I say swords I said it like it's spelled

that's your Boston in you he's got his swords he's got a sword run Paulie he's gonna get you he's got his sword Oh, I like how it does it. Oh, that kind of.

Pretty dope. That's pretty fucking dope. Although, where's the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? True. Issue. That's an issue. That's pretty fucking good, though, dude. It's a little different than Frisetta's style.

Okay, now say, make it more like Frisetta's paintings. Because it's a little too detailed. Right. make it more like Frisetta's paintings they would just all their bones would fall on the ground

there's no muscles there's not going to stop the blade but they're all coming at you there's so many of them they're coming at you from everywhere you know you have to they're scary there's a zombie inside the skeleton

a zombie brain yeah they have no muscle you can kick their ass fuck off bitchy be a pile I don't like his post And what's that bomb on the ground? Like a World War II bomb?

Yeah, what is that? What's that? It's like a vibrate. That's a Hitachi. What is that big robot dick on the ground? Big old red rocket. I kind of like how they've got the skeletons have shields now. That's cool.

That looks pretty dope. Yeah. Yeah. No one still, to this day, I would love to talk Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film. No one to this day has done a really good Conan movie. Like the book. That's true. Have you ever read the books?

A long time ago. I used to be really in that and the Death Dealer, or was the Death Dealer? Is that what his name was? Death dealer? Yeah. Who? Oh, man. The guy with the big horns, the black death dealer, right?

It's like what it's called? It used to be in that too. Who's got the horns? I think it's called the Death Dealer. It is it called the Death Dealer? Yeah, that guy. Oh, that's fourth picture right there. Where he was on the...

Next to it. Oh. To the right. So it's basically a rip-off. Yeah, that was really into those books. Frank Presetta, unless someone made that... No, it is. It's Frank Presetta also.

Go to that... Yeah, that's him. Dude, that was my... That's one of Frisetta's best paintings. Really? Yeah, that's the death dealer. I used to read those books. I didn't know there were books.

Yeah, I was obsessed with the death deal. What is the book about? I don't remember anymore, man. It was badass, though. I used to... The Death Dealer. Oh, Frank Fizzetta's Volume 3, The Death Dealer. Yeah, that was my favorite one.

That was my favorite book right there. Book two. So what does he just go around fucking killing people? He was a badass. It was pretty, I think he was dead, too, if I remember. I don't even remember. See if you could go and find out what it looks like inside of it. Inside of what?

Inside of that book. Like, is it a, it's a graphic novel, right? No, no, it's a book. It's a book book. It's a book book. Oh. And then I've read that book. before I read Conan.

And that's how I got into Conan because I was like, wait, who's Conan? Really? So who wrote that? I don't... It's not Robert E. Howard, right? James Silk.

Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frisetta painting and made... Okay, okay. So Frisetta, though, was... The Conan books were in the 30s. Were they? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.

It was that old. It's really old. Wow. Yeah, Robert E. Howard. He lived with his mom. He was super depressed. and wound up killing himself. And he wrote about, like, the most badass motherfucker that he wished he was,

living in a time where there's sorcerers and dragons and... Have you been to Conan's Pizza here in Austin? Is it related? It's all Conan shit. You walk in, it's all Conan shit. Really? You would love it, dude. How's the pizza?

I haven't had it. I haven't been there yet, but it looks badass. I saw it on TikTok, and it's just like a Conan's fans' dream. That's hilarious. Super nerd. Yeah, it's just everywhere. Oh, it's all Frisetta stuff on the wall. Yeah, everywhere.

Oh, wow. What a great idea. Yeah. It's a good way to keep chicks out. Yeah, look at the table. It's all. We're not going to the, yeah, hard seats and Conan paintings. That's how you keep chicks out.

We are not going to see those fucking gay paintings. I want to go there, though. Why do you like those fucking gay paintings? They're the most coolest paintings in the world. They are. They are. But I don't think that. I don't think women have the same opinion.

Yeah. Have you had a guess? I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonia, too, but girls hate Red Sonia. Because she's too hot. She's got big old titty. She fucks everybody up. Yeah, she's too hot.

Red Sona versus Conan. Isn't it weird that, like, that genre caught fire? Like, the genre of, like, fantasy, like medieval fantasy, like, chain mail, like, iron, big swords, helmets. and then monsters, witches, warlocks. And, like, what is that? Like, why did that, why did the barbarian era, why was that so interesting to people?

Muscles. Yeah, like for Robert E. Howard, because he's living this bullshit soft life living in his mom's house. Can't get any pussy. Fuck, I'm such a loser. You know, writing these books about a guy who's the ultimate,

just a destroyer, covenant scars, kills everybody, Never Loses. Fuck, yeah. Comes close to losing a couple times. Never loses. Would you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he... No.

What about his son? I think his son is... No, the best Conan of all time. Like, how many... First of all, how many Konans have there been? Three, two, three. Movies? Yeah.

I think two or three. 82, 2011, 2005. Which one was the 2011? Who started Conan in the 2011 one? That was a weird way to see it in one second. IMDB showed this way. Yeah, I guess. Jason Moloa.

Okay, that was 2011? Yeah. Why did I think that was earlier than that? Okay. This one, in my opinion, Mamoa was the best Conan. Yeah. So how many of them are there other than that? There's the Red So the Arnold ones, but there was nobody else did it other than Arnold.

Did they ever do one? Those are animated. But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and Jason Momol? I don't think so. Okay. There was a TV show. What? That's got to be animated though.

Isn't it? It has to be. No. It's not. Wow. What? Wait. This is around the time of like.

like Zena Warrior Princess. Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember this. I remember that too. I remember this. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic as Conan than Arnold was because Arnold just looked like a straight-up bodybuilder.

But Jason Mamoa, see if you can find an image of Jason Mamoa as Conan. He looked fucking terrifying. He looked like the most legitimate version of Conan. He's a cool idea, man. I like Jason. Is there any images of him in there? There he is. That's probably what Conan would have looked like.

Big dude, but not a bodybuilder, covered in scars. I mean, tough to stay alive back then. Was that movie good? I don't remember seeing it. Terrible. It was the one that was 3D, right? It's terrible movie. It's terrible.

But it could have been good. It started off good. It started off. I was like, oh, shit, this is the best version of Conan ever. It was, someone needs to make it like the books, you know? Yeah. That's hard to do. It used to read.

Yeah. Ain't nobody read no more Ain't nobody reading I wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry Is it different people Yeah that's different That's different people

But I mean how much has like social media In general Drop the amount of people that read books Well I mean I do so much reading From websites and Twitter and shit like that Nowadays that if I was into books I could see myself not reading as much Because I'm reading all day already you know

Do you find yourself using that phone Because it's got a bigger screen more to watch stuff and read stuff? I use my, lately, I've been using my Apple Vision Pro the most just to watch movies and TikTok. Dude, it's a real dork. You're a real dork. You're TikToking on an Apple Vision Pro? Hell yeah.

You're in there with them? I don't do that. I watch a movie on it. Yeah, it's the best way to see a movie. Yeah, it's awesome. Is it the best way to see a movie? Better than watching it on your TV. Really?

Better than going to a movie theater. It's clearer than watching it on your TV. Really? And if you're in the 3D, best 3D you can ever get better than any movie theater. And do you have to stay plugged in while you? Have it on, or can the battery last all throughout a whole movie? The new one lasts three hours, so, you know, most movies. But I just have, like, my MacBook charger hooked up to it.

Oh, so you can keep it plugged in. Yeah, I'm just laying on the couch, you know, 500-inch screen on my ceiling, you know, and have, like, maybe like an app on the side, like, you know, message app or something. Hey. Yeah, I know. I guarantee you do. Do they have that? Huh?

You can watch, yeah, all that stuff. You can watch porn? Oh, yeah. You can watch 3D porn. Boy, that's a problem. Porn as big as like a jumbo-tron? Yeah, I don't want to see that. I don't want that.

And it's cool because if you like hit record on it, you just go up to your dog, like go up to Marshall and go, and then you can watch Marshall in 3D. You know, it's so cool. And it's like the best way to look at photos. And the new one is just so nice, dude. Really? Yeah.

How come it hasn't really caught on? because it's the price. It's so expensive. I just got the new Samsung one. Samsung just released their vision of the Apple Vision Pro, and it's half the price. What is it called? X-R, Samsung Galaxy X-R, I think it's called. And it's

just like the Apple Vision Pro. It's a little bit not as good. But if you don't have the Apple Vision Pro, that's a good for the price. That's a good alternative. And it does the same shit. Watch movies, everything. But the only problem is that I have,

I just got to see how good it was. And if you have the Apple Vision Pro going to that, it's like going backwards. How much backwards? I'd say like 30% backwards. Oh, really? In quality or in quality? It's just, but it also just came out. So, you know, there's a lot of bugs and, like, things they can fix.

But there's also, like, the pass-through, I mean, the past through on the Apple Vision Pro is almost, like, perfect, you know? Like, you could drive, you can look at your text through it. I mean. You drive with it on? You could. But I went. Do you drive?

No, I don't do it. You're driving with an Applevision pro on. You're fucking psycho. No, I don't. But you could. You could. Well, if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he has these goggles that you put on with the headset, and you know, you've seen the demonstration, right? So imagine something like that for the world where every car has a camera and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows what's happening.

Right. So even if you're on like self-driving, if you're driving yourself. You'd be alerted of things, like way in advance of what's happening. Yeah, well, it should be on your windshield, though. Like, you know, like the display. Like, I love that shit. Where you're driving, you have a little speed thing pop up. You can see into cars and see people getting roadhead.

Yeah. You'd see like an outline of someone's head bobbing up and down someone's lap. Yeah. The next step in the invasion of your privacy. Yeah, totally. So Vision Pro has been around. what two years now? That's where that Apple got ahead of everybody else.

That's unusual. That's the first time, right? The first time and... But they did have to have a giant brick of a battery to do that. The Samsung has it too. You still have to. How big is the Samsung? Like a laptop brick? It's about the size of the phone right here, like a phone. And it's not a big problem because you usually just have it on the couch and just have like a wire hooked up to it.

How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the size of a phone or is it bigger? It's about the size of the phone. and it's a little smaller and it's not too heavy but it's not like you hold it or even I thought it was like one of those things that comes to the laptop like those fucking

bricks that come that we charge a charging brick yeah I mean it's yeah I would say it's about the size of a normal phone if not it's a little smaller than this I guess

but and each one lasts like three hours and then you know I have two so I can just unplug it but most of the time I've watched Kill Tony on it yeah it's fun watching YouTube

and TikToks on it you know so it's like a on screen. Sometimes I edit on it. Like if I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and then have an IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on. So it's great.

Like if I'm on an airplane or something, I could sit there and have like five screens. Wow. It's cool. It's great for airplanes, too. If you just want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that. Right. Instead of just staring at a laptop screen. And then everyone going, what are you watching?

Right. And you can watch. The original Blade Runner, that's the best one. Dude. And you can sit there and watch porn and no one will even know. They'll know when you're diggers. Well, you put your little tray down over here. You've got to be a special kind of fucking creep to be jacking off on a plane with a bunch of people.

Yeah, I don't get that. Some people would just want to get caught. Yeah. There's a lot of people out there that's part of the thrill. I'm a naughty boy. I got a blanket over my head because I can't sleep, and the blanket just happens to be moving like this. Yeah, we used to have a problem when I was a manager of a movie theater of this guy that would come in, and it was an old black guy. and he looked like a professor or something like that shirt tucked in and you always have a newspaper under his arm and he would just sit in the movie theater like a couple rows behind somebody put the newspaper on his lap and just jerk off and we caught him maybe six times we banned him and then when I when I switched movie theater like I became a manager of another company a different part of town he was there too like it was like oh you guys got this guy here too like he just went to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time like I had to tell him

three multiple times dude you're banned here get out of here I'm you know I said I called the police looking back at it that's hilarious that's his sport yeah some people play chess yeah that guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to get caught yeah and got caught I'm a naughty boy too right I'm so naughty I did it again I can't with you I did it again and if you saw him yeah he looked like a teacher he looks so professional back he's probably he's jacking off in the movie theater it's probably buttoned down all day long at his job has to be proper but really he's a naughty naughty boy wants to go whack off in a theater that's a weird thing with dudes want want to be naughty you know you have to really

a really sick girl to be fingering yourself in a movie theater like by yourself you're a nut I mean it sounds like a good girl to me I like right but that's not like something that happens often I bet I bet if it's like the amount of people that get caught whacking off in public it's got to be like 99% men. Yeah. How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves? You're probably already in a hospital if that's, if you're doing that, you know? You're not like a functional member of society like that guy.

Dressed like a professor, fingering yourself. I like to think there's a lot more girls. A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream. Yeah, if you wanted to guess the percentages, though. Yeah, definitely guys more than girls. Way more. Yeah.

Probably 75, 25. 100%. Yeah. I bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly. No, there were, there's that famous video

that was on TikTok recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or something that just came out. Did she get in trouble? Yeah, it was like body cam. Is that real, like you sure there was real cops? It might be just a video that they made. There's a bunch of those

where you see like someone getting harassed by a cop and like this seems like acting. And then you try to look for the case online. and it doesn't exist. Like, this is bullshit. Because before AI, there was a lot of people that were just pretending to make viral videos.

Like pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend cop encounters, like, you know. Chess cam cop footage that's bullshit. Yeah, because a lot of that. Yeah. So maybe that's bullshit, too. I don't know. Who knows?

Maybe she's not really... I like to believe it's true. Dlan her herself on the beach. You know nuts you have to be? There's got some sand in there. All those little kids in their shovels. Come show mommy's sand. It's getting all swampy and mommy's all the ocean's leaking in.

That's a dude activity. Like public masturbation. Like, that's a particularly broken woman who wants to play with herself at the beach in front of everybody. Like, you have to be, like, just out of jail. Like, out of your fucking mind. Like, they must be looking for you already. Like, by the time you're fingering yourself in front of the ocean Like if they go into a room they can just charge money for it

Guys can't do them That's true That's true You can't, you probably can but only guys are going to pay for it Yeah You're going to have all these ladies Look at my men No you're not, no, no no

You're going to have a bunch of guys Gay guys, yeah A bunch of gay guys Yeah It's not like How many women have ever been arrested For public masturbation Throw that in

Throw that number in the perplexity. See what it has to say. And then make a Frank Vizetta painting. It's women fighting off the masturbation police. Because, like, dudes jerking off in public is a scary thing. Like, oh, this guy's a sex criminal. He's jerking off in public. A woman playing with herself in public is just kind of sad.

No, it's a hot. It's hot. Can you imagine if that was a problem? We've got too many women. It would definitely be a problem if you were with your husband. and you're walking along What a beautiful day at the park Mike look over here Mike

Don't look at it Don't watch She's over there Come playing mommy sandbox It doesn't give numbers It just gives five examples Oh ladies have been arrested Okay let's see these people

Information we don't have to say the name Someone 38 year old Arrested in Florida of course masturbating during a video jail visit Oh, okay, that's normal Arrested in Texas for masturbating in public While allegedly under the influence of drugs, crazy Arrested in Georgia for masturbating on a public beach

Using a vibrator Whoa, that's a wild bitch And then what's under there? Arrested in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle Was she driving? She's just sitting in the car? Patrolman found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV, digitally penetrating herself.

It's in quotes. It says digitally penetrating herself. Digitly. Yeah. Wow. There's a 47-year-old woman with no fixed address facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation. You imagine that's how far you're not only are you homeless,

but you're homeless and whack it off. So this Austin woman, I just looked her up because I said she was in Texas. Look at her. She's got so many photos, though. She's been arrested so many times for masturbating. Whoa, that's her thing? Yeah. So why did she do that? Drugs, it says.

But I see her downtown. Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right? You know her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows her. Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. That, and there's a black version of her. Wait a minute.

How many times this lady been arrested? We could go downtown and find her right now. Yeah, she's by the bridge usually. Brow Creek in the cave area. That's my kind of almost perfect. You know, a fixture in the community. Yeah. Like, it becomes a part of the tapestry, right?

It makes things more interesting. That's my kind of homeless people. I like them like that. Six years ago. Hey. Wow, for six years she's been banging out in the streets. That's kind of crazy. She's not wearing any pants at this time.

You know, how many people have loved ones that died of some horrible disease? You're like, look at this lady. She's out there thriving. Yeah. She's thriving. You know? Frank just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer. and this lady is out there

arriving. I need to read all this in the Newsweek article this is in the Newsweek article because she was named in the affidavit as the general manager of the J.W. Marion. Someone else was, not that. The witness was, the witness. Document noted he heard Nichols

in quotes, making moaning noises as if she was having an orgasm. How do you know the kind of noises she makes? Look above it. Public view in a public place with her legs straight up in the air spread open straight up in the air she doesn't even tuck

at one point suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth on the plastic seat okay that's hot that's diseases that's how AIDS gets started that's the real AIDS

venereal diseases by themselves it's a weird what's what she used to look like that's what she used to look like holy shit yeah times are hard Yeah, when you are whacking off in public every day, I mean, that's like, you know, face of a female MMA fighter. It gets scarred up.

The picture I just had up, though, was an insanely different looking person. Well, there's 12 different versions of her. She's been barren-up boxing with fentanyl for decades. Yeah. What do you expect? You get scarred up. Wow. Yeah.

She kind of looks like a girl I know in that first photo. It's hard out there. Not for a girl It's hard for her See she's clearly Yeah 2019 there was an only fans really She had an only fans

She could have been down a different path Yeah Not really She would have Someone would have scammed her She would have lost it all Only fans is like What is it

Like if you look at the amount Of money earned Only fans is bigger than like NBA teams Like what is the What is the What's the amount amount of money generated by OnlyFans every year.

Let's just guess. God. Let's just guess. All right. I mean, it's way up there because I know there's some girls that make over a million a month. Yeah, but they're small. Excuse me. That's a small number.

Most of them are actually not making much money at all, and they're giving up their cruder forever, which is not good. Right. They're going to regret it for that 50 bucks a month that they were getting. Most of them are not getting much, and it's probably some. some creep at the office, who wants to see your butthole? I mean, I know girls that they're just bar-tenders here in town that make thousands of dollars on it. And they don't do, they just show their fucking brawls. Like, they're not even showing.

That's why you only make thousands. So I want to make millions. You got to fuck a horse. All right, 2019, the revenue of only fans. What do you think? Yes. One point five billion. This is pre-pandemic.

Oh, pre-pandemic? Oh, that's a high lower now. I'll just say 1.5 billion. I'll say 700 million. 238 million in 2019. It jumped up to 1.7 and 2020. 1.7 billion? Yeah.

The next year, it's the beginning of pandemic. But last year, what do you think it was? Oh, God. 2024. 4.14. 14 billion. 14 billion? 4.5 billion. Just under 8.

That's a lot. For 395 million users. And once again, 2019, it was what? 238 million. Wow. You want to hear the craziest number I heard? Something like 50% of American males have a subscription to OnlyFans. 50%.

Yeah. It's like a statistic thing. I think we looked it up like 10% of all females in America have an OnlyFins account too or something like that. 10% between a certain age group, not like old ladies. Imagine? I like to think it's more. 10% is wild Yeah it is pretty wild

One out of ten Ladies that you meet Has an only fan Yeah And when you think about The number of men There's 375 377.5 million user accounts

That's more than the U.S. population So obviously it's worldwide but Whoa But isn't it in the United States It's like 150? The United States accounts for approximately 55% of the users So it's 100, yeah, 100, what, two, yeah.

Basically, 190 million? Basically half. That's cool. Half of the population is on OnlyFans in America. That's crazy. How can that be true? Is that one of those, like, serious XM things where you get a free subscription? You know?

There are free accounts, I think. What? You get a free account for what? Plenty of girls sign up and like, I'm free right now. Oh, that's, that's, so you can just make an account. But that's still someone, it's like, it's not like when YouTube put their phone, like their album on your iPhone. Right. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's not like that. But I think it's because more people, everyday people do it. And so, like, teachers and, like, bartenders. You know what I mean? The teacher gets fired. I'm a dirty teacher. Yeah. That happens a lot. There's a lot of teachers on there. A lot of teachers are fucking kids. Yeah.

Fucking hot teachers. It's weird. It's weird because everybody smiles when they read those stories. When it's the hot lady and the 15-year-old football player, like, There's no victims here. That's one way where we were very prejudiced sexually. Totally.

100%. Yeah. But this sheer number of people on only fans in the United States is mind-blowing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, think about it. Like, that's above everything else. Everything.

Like, how many subs... Okay. How many... subscribers how many people use Spotify in the United States a lot let's a guess just the United States how many people in the United States 333 million plus Mexicans okay I'll say 150 million 150 million and that's going high that's a high number I think okay um I don't I don't know because I think worldwide it's crazy right it might be around there most people i know have spotify yeah i think what does that mean

though is that a bias sampling because most people i know are my age or younger and listen to music a lot right right worldwide 713 million 281 premium subscribers in the u.s it says 55 million paid paid but there's i bet that's but how many you users in the United States. Because I bet a lot of people don't pay. Pate's kind of small, yeah. I mean, I didn't ask for paid and it just told me paid. More people are jerking off than listening to music.

That's my point. Yeah. That's crazy. Right. And that's only one of many options to get things to jerk off to online. That's why we need to somehow find a way to put tits on music. Dude, we're going to have vivid experiences that aren't real. That's what's going to happen.

That's going to be the future of porn. It's going to be just like AI, so there's no victims. It's not going to be any real woman that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced into doing this. So it's going to be the hottest maid you've ever had in your life coming to your hotel room. Robots. It won't even be robots, dude. It doesn't even have to be, but it could be. But it doesn't have to be.

It can just be an artificial sensation that you're willing to sink into this matrix-like device, and it's going to provide you with some crazy porn scene. That's what it's going to be. And that's going to be a real problem because regular relationships are complicated, you know? People have to be attracted to you. So you have to work hard to get people attracted to you, whether it's by making more money or being hotter

or whatever the fuck it is. You ultimately want someone to touch you. But it's the moment like that is just something you could order up, like play an audiobook. That's a rap. Poor female. It's a rap. They're going to have to get real job.

They're going to have to start mining. They're going to have no slaves in the Congo. It's going to be all chicks. Chicks mining. Because the thing is, they're not going to want to do that. Women like their pornography in literature form. They're like novels that are dirty and naughty. They don't want to see it.

They want to think it. Men want to see it. And they want to just experience it. Like if you could put goggles on anytime you want, every time you go to take a shit, you just have wild sex. you know what are you doing in there just reading the paper you're in there fucking aren't you son of a bitch you just hear it in the background like she's calling you from another room like it's just ruining your experience stop fucking i'm not i'm reading the paper i'm taking a

shit leading reading the paper god damn it leave me alone you don't even talk to me you're in there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing it's gonna be a problem man because There's already so many in cells in this country There's so many guys that just don't have any intimate relationships at all I think they I think there was a thing when they were interviewing young men And trying to find out how many of them have sex On a regular basis since one of the lowest numbers ever recorded

Although like how many times are people asking people Right and who are they asking Hey how much you do that fucking Yeah But like I think it's a very unusual thing for like people you know age 18 to you know 34 or whatever like young men are having less sex now than I think ever I think a lot of that is they're not even trying because of the access to porn yeah and by the time it comes dinner time take a lady out you got no jizz left you've been beating off all day yeah right and they're probably also not telling the truth or not like I'm not talking to you who are you working for like You know what I mean?

These kids are like, don't trust anybody and they're not talking to the press. Right, right. Yeah, that's probably true too, right? They know about privacy and stuff. I'm not telling you. Yeah, they're using VPN. Yeah, VPN.

Fuck off. Yeah, if you have a VPN, that's the only way you can protect from people knowing exactly what you're doing at any given moment. And even then, like, they're tracking you with metadata. They're tracking where your cell phone's pinging to different towers, you know? And then we're giving in to more and more of that. And then every time a new phone comes out, it's like a little more invasive.

Yeah. Give up. We're done? I think we're done. We're done. Red Band just checked out. No, no, I didn't check out. It's like my dog when he doesn't want to bring the ball back anymore.

He's like, we're done. We're done. How's the new dog? Oh, my God, I love it. Oh, my God, he's so cute. He's so adorable He's the sweetest little thing Everybody who picks him up

All he does is just bathe you with kisses He whom-o-o-o-wee-wam-wam he barks when he kisses you He gets so excited he barks His tail like wags his whole little body He's like one of them dogs Like when he wags his tail He's the whole body Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

He's just jumping up touch you I've always wanted one of those dogs Ever since I saw insects in the city Where are they called? Is it King Charles Cavalier Spaniel Charlotte had one of those in it So sweet And, you know, it made me love Marshall even more if that was possible because he's the sweetest dog to this little puppy.

He goes to him with toys to try to get him to play with him. It's the most adorable thing of all time. Like, he's just, golden retrievers are the fucking sweetest animals. Like, we don't deserve them. We don't deserve them. They're so sweet. Like, Marshall has never been anything but sweet a day in his life. He's never had a cunty moment on earth.

He's been alive for almost nine years. Never had a cunty moment. and he's so sweet to this little puppy he has this toy it's like an octopus looking thing and he comes over and brings his little octopus over to Charlie, Charlie grabs it and they're playing around

it is so fucking cute man he puts his paw on him like this like a gentle paw on him when they're playing around with stuff you're gonna clone Marshall no why? Because he's Marshall he's an original

he's his own thing I don't believe in that I don't think you have to do that like that's crazy Meet a new dog. Me to do a new dog. I've had a bunch of amazing dogs, you know, and they're all different, and that's part of the fun. You know?

Part of the fun is, you don't know, like, this guy's crazy. Like, what is he doing? Right. He gets to the door, he goes, oh, whoa, oh, where did you learn that? Johnny Cash. Yeah. Oh, Johnny was the sweetest. Yeah.

Yeah. Every dog's got their own thing, man. That's, like, part of the fun about being a dog owner. They're all of their own weird little personalities. One of my dogs is getting sold, though. It's blind and deaf now. And it's the saddest thing. She's constantly running into walls, you know.

When Johnny was the last year of his life, I used to have to carry him outside. That's what we have to do with this dog, yeah. And Johnny was big. So I used to, I was the only one to carry him. She's like 140 pounds. So I'd have to open the door and have to, like, pick him up and take him into the yard. He would shit and piss. He could barely walk.

He could literally barely bend down to shit. It was horrible. Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now is like I don't know if I should spend because it's super expensive the money to do the cataracts so she can see again at least. How old is she?

13, 13. And they usually last about 15 so maybe one year left. The surgery is probably going to wreck her life. I know. And it's going to be painful. Imagine giving one more year like she can see now

because she's just so sad and depressed. She might just die. I know. She might die from the operation and she's so old. It sucks That's the thing about dogs It's so hard

Is they don't like Johnny was 13 when he died Yeah Maybe 14 Like he was in the last year It was rough It was so sad I don't want to deal with I know

I know it's hard man It's hard You know But That's what happens When you love something Like When it's

You gotta have the missing it Like there's got to be grief Because if not for that You don't feel the love Yeah. The love and the loss, they're all connected in some weird way, unfortunately. And with dogs, they're the perfect example of that because they're just little love machines. They just give you love.

And they're a direct reflection of how you treat them. You know, if you treat them well and they're happy to see you and they're sweet to everybody, like that's a good life, a love life. It just doesn't last long. You know, Marshall's nine, you know. I give them the best food you can get. He's very healthy. It's farmer's dog Gets plenty of exercise

But I know it's only a matter of time And it's sad Yeah It's hard Anyway Bring his chain into a screeching halt What are you up to Kill Tony

You're always doing some weird shit online Yeah I'm doing I got my fake band going on Right now Caprad What is that on How do you do that? It's on Spotify YouTube Capred music

It's pretty much I've always made music like Olive Garden Butthole all those songs they to make, but I used to sing it. But so now I just, I write a bunch of music and I use AI to sing it for me and make it a chick. So I'm like a, uh, and I have like a music, a bunch of music videos and stuff on YouTube that I'm using AI to make. And I scan Janice's face in it. So she plays like the, are you still doing the, the virtual reality rooms? I'm doing that too. Yeah. I'm doing virtual ride band with, uh, do that like once or twice a week. And how do people know when you're going to do that?

I tweet it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on YouTube. But yeah, all my stuff is on YouTube, Red Band and Cap Bread music. Okay. All right. All right. I love you. Love you, buddy. Love you, too.

Bye, everybody. Thank you.