The Joe Rogan Experience - #2431 - Shane Gillis

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

Shane is a comedian, co-host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” with Matt McCusker, a creator and star of Netflix’s comedy series “Tires,” and one half of the sketch comedy duo “Gilly and Keeves” with John McKeever.www.shanemgillis.comhttps://gillyandkeeves.tvhttps://www.youtube.com/@MSsecretpodwww.youtube.com/@GillyandKeeves Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. He's having a good old time, I'm sure. He loves doing that. Just fucking... Wish it didn't piss me off. He pisses you off that he just checks out?

What pisses you off? I don't know. I love it. I love that he does it. No, it's just art. It's fun to... But it's like the more success. He gets, the more dangerous it is.

It's like, people know who you are, dude. You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend you're this, like, anonymous backpacker anymore. You fucking weirdo. He comes back. My favorite was a couple years. When he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks, and he was, like, in the crowd and thought it was going to be, like, a big surprise that he's back.

He, like, came back and we were like, oh, what's up? I was here. He was like, guys, you haven't seen me until long. I don't see any of my friends. Yeah, you were saying, I see everybody. I forgot. I forgot you left. Right. I only see Norman every six months, maybe, maybe a little more when we get popping with

Protect Our Parks. Bro, it's not the same without them. I know, it's not. I'm still going to get drunk, but. It's a little sad, though. It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself. It's a little more sad.

I've had a few drinks. I had a whiskey before a show recently. I had a cup of glass of wine with dinner the other day. but it's the most of has two but the days of like drinking at nights I thought I had you

last time we had some other show the problem is health I'm too interested in health I know that's the problem it's like the price you pay is legitimate and I'm too interested in health you know I do too much

to stay healthy you work too hard I'm getting old dude right I'm 58 the reality is like when it's last time I saw a really fit 78 year old guy

78 years for me is not that far Trump's jacked brother that's 2005 okay 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor that's 20 years ago

yeah that's nothing that's like that time just flies by all of a sudden you're 70 age yeah exactly damn yeah exactly how old you know I just turned 38

Yeah, see? So think of that. Yeah. That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years. But me to like a dead guy is 20 years. 78 year old guy is a dead guy. Yeah, there's the difference.

So I've been consciously thinking about that. Like, don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Like look at Jelly Roll. Yeah. Fucking insane. Incredible.

Yeah. That dude just added decades. decades onto his life. Oh, for sure. He was... He was on his way out. He was close. He was on his way out.

Yeah. 40, 500. Same talent? 40 pounds. Yeah. Same talent dropped it too. Did he? Yeah.

How much did he drop? Fucking ton. Oh, no shit. I haven't seen him. Well, I think he did... I don't want to speak for one. I think he took one of the things. Like, it was fine, man.

And I was like, man. Whatever you need to do. I was like, bro, just... What are you doing? And he was like, I was going to die. I was like, all right, fair. Yeah. you get too big and then he probably has sleep apnea so he ain't getting any sleep so at night he's choking

you know and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms yeah and sam hair sam tell i'm going out from sleep apnea for sure bro bro i have to wear a mouthpiece every night yeah i wear a mouthpiece every night i found a great pillow too do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea uh no you just choke you stop breathing that's it's it's wrap probably didn't hurt at all you probably just go in your sleep. Yeah, so what the fuck? It's not one of the worst ways to go. What are we talking about here? Listen, let it ride. It's just, the problem is you're going way too young.

You're going because someone's killing you, and that's someone's you. Yeah, but... See, a lot of football players get it. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Because they have... They have giant necks. So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in.

And then you get this big fucking head and this big ass tongue, and it just falls over that hole, and you just slip into darkness. Now you're talking my language. Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable. You know, you could sleep with a seat

pat machine, which sucks. Dude, my dad, my dad is a sleep bat machine and he doesn't fucking clean it. So he gets like eye infections. Oh, God. You just see him. He shows up with double pink eye. You're like, yo, what the fuck?

bro i tried that thing once one time how do you sleep with that can't can't do it i can't sleep with a lot of noise i want to be able to wake up quick i wake up quick that's funny i'm one of those wake up guys like if my wife grabs me she like if she has to wake me up she has to like be kind of you know ready then i don't grab her yeah i don't know why i've always woken up like that so i don't want any noise. I listen to noise when I sleep and then I have that thought though it's like if somebody breaks in. I want to hear everything. Sure. Well this is like I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have like multiple pit bulls. I got a bear. I used to meet me and him both with sleep avenue. But it's I wanted I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if like

something was at the door. Like living by yourself in Hollywood, I know. I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood, and then I lived in Encino, and then I moved further out. I just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara? Get the fuck away from everybody. But, like, I don't want a machine going,

you can't, you're not hearing shit. I would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird. I think when you hit, like, machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here. Like, who gives it fuck, dude? You know, I got, I've gotten sleep at it. I get sleep apnea when I'm hung over.

That's when I get it. Right. Like, uh, and I've got it on my planes. I'm waking myself up like, like, so embarrassing. I had to wake this dude up, and not wake this dude up, but tell him once, we're, we're on a long flight, like, you're going to Europe or something. And this poor dude was choking so bad. And he sat up and I said, hey man, you have sleep apnea.

I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea? He was a younger guy. It was like in his 30s, but real overweight. And I go, you got to go get tested. I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea. I go, I know because I have it. And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time. I watched him.

It was crazy. I got to be honest. I mean, don't get me wrong. You did the right thing, but that would bum me out. Well, he was already friendly with me. Okay. We were already friendly because he was like, I love your show.

Waking up to like an in-shape jackd dude being like, you're fat. I'm like, yeah, dude, I fucking know. I told him, I have it too. I have it too. I was informing him. I'm telling you, I go, it changed my life. And I just told them, I go, I got a mouthpiece that presses down in your tongue. It keeps my tongue from sliding back.

It's a game changer. I go, dude, you'll feel so much better. I tried it. Because I watched you choke. Yeah. And so he's like, oh, the mouthpiece is tough, though. It's hard. If you're laying with your lady.

Oh, that's a problem. You put the mouthpiece in. Yeah. And she wants to talk. Well, hold on a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard. We should probably have sex right now. Take that mouthpiece out.

Yeah, you got to take it out. You go, hey, baby, are you awake? It's just, uh, another thing is a mouth tape. You ever try that? No. We breathe it out of your nose. I got it deviated septum. It wouldn't.

You should get that fixed, dog. I'm never going to fix anything. Oh, you should get that fixed. I got mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.

I got my whole, oops. You just got a nose surgery? Yeah. It was awesome. It was, the result is. Awesome. I mean, I gained, like, instantly gained, like, 10% cardio. Oh, damn. Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now.

I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs. And then it was always crooked. Like, it's like the bone got, I got fucked. I probably should have went to a doctor, but, you know, in the 70s, they just fucking dusted you off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, and then I broke my nose, who knows how many times after that. Of course. Bunch times. Yeah. The most recent one in my 40s, I got knead in the face. in jiu-jitsu or in my late 30s rather I couldn't eat in the face in jiu-jitsu and it was fucking poor in blood it doesn't like bad though no it's not that bad it's not flattened too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22 23 I did a

little of it when I came to LA again I just did a little sparring but not too much but it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again this piece of cartilage eventually collapses and then you get this like flat thing there yeah Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes But it bums me out when I see it on women fighters It really does It bums me out I know it's so sexist

It does Bums me out That's who you want to look pretty You're straight I know You go well you look pretty There's certain fights where women get like really badly cut And I have a really hard time with it

I know I shouldn't I mean I don't have a hard time with dudes Well it's hard to watch women get beat up It is Like the fucking that Iraq video we were watching. Oh, Jesus.

It's hard to watch. What are you doing? Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive. Like, remember? Even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back. She was very aggressive. But this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.

She did survive the round. I guess. Didn't she had knocked down the end? and they stopped it? I think that, I could be wrong, it looked like the second. He was in his corner. Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good.

Yeah. He wasn't good. It was ridiculous. Also, he could, yeah, there it is. Jamie, don't make me watch this. This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy. And anybody thinks it's not as just fucking delusional.

The difference in a man and a woman is so big. even like a strong woman like Amanda Nunes should probably knock out most dudes but she's not sparring a guy her weight that's gonna go full blast that's fucked even like a big power puncher for a woman

just doesn't compare oh there that's the end that's horrible that's crazy terrible but I think they were just in like Fallujah so fuck it my friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out

she's did knock me out dude bro I'm telling you this girl could knock a man out Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things. And he's like, let her hit your hand. So I go, okay, so I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted in my hand and I went, whoa. I was like, that is real.

I go, that's a real problem. I go, did she'll knock you out? Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend? She's a big lady, not like over the way, but the strong, stout lady. I was shocked. There's girls out there that can flatline you. But not that one. Bro.

How much would that suck? Talking to your girl, you're like, this is my house, I'm at the hole. And she just fucking crack. She collette, Colessa shields you. She just fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a nice

four-piece combination. Oh, fuck that. Dude, thank you of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance. Oh, my God. A boxing stance. Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL?

What's her name, Dakota Jacheva? I don't know how to say her last name. I don't know. She's from England. I don't know what her ethnicity is. But she is like most of her fights win by knockout. She's this Muay specialist, but she's pretty.

She's real pretty and like slim and slender. And she just fucks these girls up. That's what it is. Fox these girls up. Like combination. That's her. Combination. Say that name.

Deceva. Deceva. I don't know. I'm probably butchering it. A lot of those names, you can't. really pronounce them the way you read them like that that trips me up so hard at UFC Wayans like I have to write everything out phonetically just cut cut to like when she's tilled yeah she's tuning up this girl and she tunes up all these

girls she's nasty man look at the knee to the body like how it's pretty she's pretty she's got a nice body if you saw her at a club you would you'd say wow she looks really fit like maybe she's a cross fit or something yeah try to hog her get put in the clinch you get fucking Just fucks you up Yeah But that video is wrong The video in Iraq is just wrong

Don't do that Don't do that to that poor lady That lady got a lifetime worth of brain damage that day She must have been talking so much shit That the whole Everybody agreed to it Yeah everyone agreed There's ladies like that out there

Just like there's guys like that out there For sure I've seen a lot of videos of guys Just walking into a boxing gym For fucking I'm a fucking street fighter They have no skills And some guy just fucking talk shit to him

While he's beating the brakes off of him You can always tell though Just the way they move their feet Oh yeah Like kind of like on the balls of their feet Like jumping around a little Every punch they throw they leave their feet During the old days of martial arts

They used to people would just show up at your gym And say they want to spar the best people there It would happen all the time How what years are these The 80s? Yeah that's because they were putting out Those fucking sick ass karate movies Every single dude was like

Hold on a second Is that me? Am I John Claude Van Dam? I am that guy. There's a lot of like probably schizophrenics and delusioning people. They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up. It's horrible. Just having a manic episode be like, I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

Horrible. Horrible. Oh, man. Getting tuned up while you're having a mental break down. You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves and shit. There's that fucking elf right there. He's in the gym.

There's a dragon hiding. behind the corner, you just get punched in the face. Hold on. The fucking dragon's talking to me. He's got a trainer. It's a dragon. You imagine being schizophrenic. Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees.

Because you're whatever is all fucked up. And so you're just seeing things that aren't there. No. Making connections that aren't real. And you don't know. Kurt Mansker. Metsker is fired up. Matsker's fired up.

He'll get you. He's got a touch. He got me at the holiday. He's got me. He's got a touch in the skits. He's fired up, dude. Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies. Yeah.

You just go back to, remember that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That thing. He'll get it immediately. And he'll tell you more than you know. He'll tell him too much.

He also talks about conspiracies with complete. Oh, you didn't know this? Yeah, that's the best one. There's never like, there's a theory. Oh, you didn't know? Yeah. And he gets over you because he's such a goon. like looms over you he's this big fucking dude he's just giant eyebrows he's so fucking funny

he's so funny he's unbelievably funny he's such a character like you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie people that's too over the top no he's his his comedy is oh yeah like my favorite he's great he's a really great like he does the jimmy door show and he just jumps in with shit jumps it's always like i'm always like watching this very serious thing what the fuck What the fuck, Mascarer? He's coming over to my house a couple of times. He likes white claws. He drinks white claws.

He brings his own. And then he gets going. Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers. Always two white claws. He's a two white claws man. It's a good move. He's such a character. He's always been that guy, too.

It's so fun. I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever. and then I saw him in L.A. Because I was opening for, like, Big J. at the store, and Metzger was there. And I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me. And I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next special is?

He was like, I don't fucking know, dude. He just walked away. And I was like, fuck, I blew it. There's so many of those. So many, I wish I could take back. Yeah, the meeting people for the first time being, like, super awkward. Oh, Attel got me with a terrible one. I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.

I just had a good set. Like, I was feeling good. And he was smoking a cigarette. And I was like, got I get one of those cigarettes? He was like, no. Just walked right back inside. Fuck. You thought you were going to bond.

Meanwhile, you only had four left. Yeah. He likes fucking with people. How is he still alive? Like, he does nothing to take care of himself. How many cigarettes is Dave smoke? He smokes a lot of cigarettes. He also alive through pure laughter.

Yeah. The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited. I was so lucky to just be like, because they would always put me with him at the end of the night. So I got to watch him for a few years, and it was like my favorite thing. Oh, he's one of the best ever. He just would make fun of me. He'd see me in the room and be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out.

Shane, where were you born on the corner? of AR and 15. He's so good. Yeah, but he fucking really makes funny. Oh, yeah. You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you. You fatbees. I love what he does. He'll do a show

and then he'll bring his opening acts on on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just shit on them. It's impossible to keep up. Bro, Ian just gets Ian finance. He's good at it. He is, but he gets just steamrolled. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. He, like, knows Dave enough. to like know what he's looking for with the answer. I don't. So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Jane, you look like a sex toy guy. What type of sex toy do you like? I'd be like, uh, vibrators. He'd be like, oh, good answer. Fuck, I don't know.

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And then, at Healing and Feeling, it was the first time I ever middled. And I was like, that was a good show. I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show, and he was like, you should open for me. And I was like, fuck you. I'm going to email this guy. I emailed him like five times. The first email was like, I think you and me mesh together. We should, it was brutal.

So then I'm talking, me and Stanhope were talking about it. This fucker still has the same email account. So he brought it up. He read the email in front of me. Ten years later. How does he still have the same email account for ten years? God, that would be... You got any of those?

What? Like when you were a young comic, just seeing somebody... Well, there's no emails back then. No, no, no, but I mean just, like, saying something that you... Like, you see a big comic, you're like... One time at MTV, John Stewart was having a meeting with this executive, and I just met John Stewart, like, the first time. And, uh... So I went in to say hi.

I went to say hi to the lady, and John Stewart was there, and I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi. And then I remember, I went, I go, wow, you got a great view. I looked out the window and I knocked something over, like a fucking statue or some shit. Then I had grab it and pick it up. It didn't break, and I put it back. I'm like, all right, I'll just get out of here. I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork. Because I had to look out the, I had to say something nice.

Like, wow, you got a great view. Yeah. Knock this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no. Yeah, knocking something over. Why did I go back there to look? If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be fine. Man, that guy was cool. That guy was cool.

No, he had to go to the window. No, that haunted me for years. I had a... I think about knocking that stoop. I don't even remember what it was. I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no. Yeah, it's terrible. I had one... I went to see Soters. He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly. And I had just

done a showcase with him in New York. Like, I was, like, really excited that I did a show at the stand because it was, like, the first time I ever did and he was on the lineup. So we're standing in line, and I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy?

And my friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself. Like, right away, I was like, I'm so sorry. You think I should tell, like, the people, the security that I just did a show with him? oh it's funny it's really embarrassing it's it is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys yeah it's totally normal that's what's weird like if i see john stew or not i give him a hug like hey what's up dude it's like it's totally normal he's just a person when you see someone that you've seen on tv like when you're young it's weird it is it takes a long time for it stops being weird that's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing i used to do so i'm always like it's all right You know what I mean? Like the first time I met Norman in The List, it was after a show, and I was standing next to him, and I was like, you guys, it's funny, you guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.

I listen to you guys' podcasts. And they're like, who the fuck are you? Yeah, it's brutal. I mean, there's no way to be comfortable. How can you be? You have to go through it. If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable. You've got to be weirded out.

There's no way around it. You want them to be your friend. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? You want them to like you. They have no idea who you are. You're like standing next to them. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness, you know? Like, sometimes I've been, I mean, here talking to someone, I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino. Like, how weird is this? I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin, like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird. Yeah. It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

Yeah. Mine's always athletes. It's always an athlete. that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way. That's interesting. Well, you know how special they are. Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me. Yeah?

I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. It was crazy. He was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees. And he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was. And he, like, looked over before he was entering the cage. And he was like, what's up?

And I was like, oh, shit. And then he got done and he walked over. He's like, what are you doing back there, big man? And I was like, oh, dude. You were hit him. Oh, yeah, he's a horse, dude. Yeah, you have no idea. I was full panic in that.

That's funny. Full panic. And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings. O'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first bit. Then he passed out. He didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game. Just from the hot dogs?

Seven hot dogs. And we were with my buddy, H. Foley, and he was getting. Other food. He's a big fucking guy. Other than the nine hot dogs? Nine hot dogs was the challenge. And then other food? I watched him get a fucking cheese steak and nine hot dogs.

How? How big is he? He's as big as he's a big fuck. Big as it gets is that I was about to say. I feel bad. I love him. But for real. He's about as funny as it gets, though, too.

Nine hot dogs and a cheesecake is crazy. That's a lot of volume. Just like the sheer mass of it all. You know? Yeah, it was terrible. you know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror you're like oh my god I'm fucking pregnant yeah every did it last night all those plates stacked up on top of each other lately I've been doing this one meal a day thing like the last few days I don't think I'm gonna stick with it today I kind of cheated I had a little bit of fruit but so last night I went to the if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be like I'm the beacon of health It's crazy I had fucking fruit today. You don't eat any fruit?

No. No vitamins? I take vitamins. You take vitamins? What are you taking? Right now, just D, B, and C. Okay. Now I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

You should get it away to well, and you know what they'll do? I did. I did. They gave me some shit. But they'll give you one based on your blood profile. They did. Yeah, they'll mix it for it. Yeah. It's the best.

Yeah, it's great. You don't have to think. Yeah. I went to ways of well fully going, I have to have diabetes. the fucking as soon as they took my blood there was like four days from when I got the results I was in the green room talking to Simpson I was like dude there had to be symptoms right he was like no I just have diabetes I was like fuck I definitely have diabetes nothing it's a good result that is a good result yeah that's great that liver is a motherfucker dude

couldn't believe it yeah your liver's all right your liver's a motherfucker you know what it gets workouts I think the gets workouts true it's jacked right your liver's jacked if you Think about it. Look, it's running all the time. Look, running one time until your heart explodes. It's not good for you, right? We all agree. You get a heart attack, you die. That's not good.

Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you. No. Definitely not. But running every day, a little bit, a couple miles. You get in shape. I think this is wrong, but I like where you're going. Do you know what I'm going with this? Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.

Duffing that fucking up. Your liver is ready to go. You liver's like a marital. It is. Right? Yeah, you'd think. Well, it's like, that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly, right? Because...

The tolerance comes from just light beer. Right. For real. If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home. It's crazy. Stanhope does that, too. He just sips light beer. Oh, really?

Yeah, he moved in. He went to her cocktail phase. I don't know where he's out right now. When I was with him, he was fully on, like, white Russians. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cocktail face. He gets after it.

Still, after all these years. He was doing good last time I saw him. Oh, he's great. Yeah, I heard he crushed at Skankfest. He murdered. Yeah, Tony said that he watched his set, and he said he was just clap. Tony said he was just going like this in the back of the room. Doug's always been one of the best.

And he's like, that's him. Like, he's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with a army of idiots. Like, somebody fucking. Dude, they're like him. They're all doing ridiculous shit. Yeah, when I was living there, it was just me and them.

I was the only guy that was like, what the fuck? Boys. These guys were all like 50 and 60. Hey, man. You got to admire it. No doctors. Fuck this.

We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off. Bingo was doing good, too. That's great. Everything. It was nice to see. Yeah, because when we were doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's when bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary, man. Hitting your head is so scary.

Speaking of a hit in your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight. That is tonight. You're going to watch it? Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch it. Where are you watching it? I don't know.

We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, okay. College football players. What else we got, Jamo? Just that? All right. That's all great.

Oh, yeah. I can't get excited about that. I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua were fighting. I'm very excited about this. If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be... How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching.

There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him. Can you imagine if Jake? If he flat lines him? Oh, my God. What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin? And Joshua's legs go out and he goes down. It would be the saddest. That'd be sad.

Not for Jake Paul. Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying for Anthony Joshua who's like, who was like going to be the guy. Destroy some sports books also, apparently. What are those odds? They lose $100 million or something, I think. Yeah.

That's where. Yeah, there's a lot of people betting on the Jake Paul underdog right now. There's people betting on him? Yeah, because it's got plus $6.50. You're making six times of money you put in. Yeah, but what are the odds? Really. What are the odds really?

I know that's the odds. I literally said, what are the odds to the odds? Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, if you're going to... Well, Vegas. It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him. This is because he is a two-time... It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer.

He's a real good boxer. He's, like, very underrated. But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion. He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches. 245 fucking pounds. He's huge. He's way bigger.

Way more skill. He's like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him at the weigh in. I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller. But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive. Yeah. And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Ascran and knocking out Tyron Woodley.

Very impressive. Yeah. There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive. There's levels. This is a crazy jump. That's why it's, I think the only reason the odds are not. 40 to 1 is...

People suspect shenanigans. Shenanigans. Yeah. They suspect shenanigans. But... If they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, no. You motherfuckers.

When Nate fought him, that was great. Well, listen, that's another fight. Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part. A couple fights at 170. Yeah. You know, a very good boxer for MMA. But Jake Paul had his hands full, and Nate had a bad shoulder.

Those later rounds. Yeah. The late rounds, Nate, sort of... Yeah. Paul, 71 underdog, had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on Draft Kings on the winner. What? A Paul upset would result in nearly $100 million loss for the sports book. Imagine if Jake Paul just hated...

Draft Kings, and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. We're going to bet it all on me. I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie. It is. But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was it, like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after

and started giving a fucking crazy speech? Oh, I don't remember that. He did? Yeah, he gave a little weird. after he lost he like oh wait was it the Ukrainian was he Oh Usik?

Yeah Yeah what did he say It was just kind of a weird thing to do After he lose to grab the mic And talk to the crowd and Well I think it was in his hometown Oh okay Wasn't it wasn't it

Wasn't it in London Definitely wasn't in fucking Usox No I'm not making fun of the war I'm just saying Exactly who the fuck's gonna travel there To see a fight I think

That's probably why. In England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up, like a guy who loses. That's why I do well. They like a respectable winner, you know, who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and then good character after it's over. I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd. It's probably a cultural thing.

He left the ring and came back. And then they shook. And then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, man. Let's give him a round of a clue. Oh, man.

So that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking. That's flag on his back. Sorry, though. Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion. I ain't no, I met your boxer from five years old. That was an elite prospect from a youth, bro.

I was going to jail. going to jail i see some hypical use in redding gel i got bail and i started training because if i got sentenced i wanted to be able to fight i bust my case about cousin bengar where's he at g14 raise your hand i'm steered in the sussex oh i never saw this he might take a dive bro he's a wild motherfucker guys i'm telling you this guy to be me tonight maybe i could have done better but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in so please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world

it's a little odd he's still going I will say this I don't you know you just kind of fight I used to cry whatever I got in a fight so I can't I can't judge anyone I would have given this

dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight every single time they stand up they go let's get a beer together dude this guy's a fucking man you know right a little bit yeah but It is a little weird It's definitely weird

But there's some dudes That just once they get the mic They just want to start talking You know? Yeah There are dudes There's like some dudes that I have to interview In the UFC And the UFC is like

Last question stop No more questions We gotta cut because like they gotta cut to commercial I like those though I like when the guy grabs the mic And just starts screaming Some of them are great Some of them are great

Chale Son and fucking mastered it He was the first guy He was the first guy to figure it out he was the first guy to figure out how to cut like a pro wrestling type promo in inside the cage like Anderson Silva you absolutely suck everybody's like what's going on here he's the greatest of all time he's so funny yeah it was he was funnier than him McGregor McGregor was up there was really funny McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level yes but I feel like Chale was but Chale opened the fucking door yeah he's the OG he's the

OG of MMA shit talking for sure. And still, like, the most clever at it. You know, he's very clever. Yeah, the fucking, the Brazilians thing in a bus was a horrid. He's so fucking... He said he tried to feed it and carry it. It's like a good... It's a good bit, dude.

He's quite a character, man. He's quite a fucking character. Yeah, McGregor's shit talk yeah, the who the fuck is that guy? His current shit talk is my favorite. Yeah. I love what he's to the fucking Ilya top to order do you think he's gonna fight the bake of him

he keeps talking he keeps talking about making it to the White House but I just I hope he gets to the White House I'm gonna do my best to go to my fun I hope that's that and that's it I'm not saying anything and the Michael Chandler one is a good one that's a smart that'd be a fun one it's a marketable one

because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together and also Chandler's still fucking dangerous and shit he's not washed. He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now. He'll go wild in that fight. He's a dangerous guy. He's crazy fit, too. And he loves America, dude. Get him in front of the fucking White House. Oh, yeah. He's going to cry after the fight. Yeah, he'll cry. Yeah, he will do everything

within his power to try to beat Connor. Yeah, I'm going to not say anything bad about Trump until that fight. I need to be at that fight. Then I'm going to go, yo, that fucking bullshit tweet, that sucked. Bro, look what a mom donnie called him a fact. And he had him in the Oval Office. And did you see that? True. And he's like, you said that the Donald, he's like, it's okay. Just go ahead and say it.

Bro. He didn't get it. I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques? No. I heard about it. So is plaques under everybody's name? He's kind of trashing every other president. And what is he?

It'll write like. The Clinton one I read, he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones The Clinton one is like Basically like he kind of got lucky with the economy Because of the fucking tech boom Also then at the end is like And then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump

And lost Like That's a plaque Yeah Huh Does it really say he got lucky Like who's writing these things He's not writing

Sleepy Joe Biden Sleepy Joe Biden By far the worst president of American history. Oh, my God, he is writing it. Oh, no, no, no. Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy. This is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.

Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history. This is so crazy. Taking office as a result of most corrupt election ever seen in the United States. Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disaster. What's the matter, Jamie? Elections capitalized. Weird.

Yeah, it is weird. Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years. His green news scams surrendered American energy dominance end by abolishing the southern border. border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world, poor in the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing? For both of them. Jails, prisons. Yeah, institutions and state asylums. His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many other, many others grave gravely Seeing with many others gravely mooned, what's wrong with me, seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.

This is crazy. Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you. I am. Nicknamed. Like the whole public got together, I got a name for this guy, was dominated by his radical left handlers. radical left is in caps too. They and their allies

in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of Autopin. This is so crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to do this, right? It should be like historians

say this guy was president from ba-p-p-ba-ba- Wait, what's it at the end of that? Does it say Donald Trump saved America? Despite all, President Trump would get re-elected in a landslide and save America in all caps. That's a plaque in the White House.

He's not beating the dictator charges. This is like an African dictator. This is crazy. I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center. Oh, boy. Whoops. Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good. You can't do that.

because then other people could do that too and then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing I don't think there's good

I mean look I hope not but it opens up the problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it who's going to be the Democrat who's next fucking Gavin Newsom he's not going to fucking put up a black Of course he would

he copies everything that Trump does He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible. And he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Postman. Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere. I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.

For sure. Right? I mean, I'm guessing. What was it before? Here he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House. That's so disturbing. That's such crazy thinking. What fucking Lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this?

Of course he's going to fucking like it. Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it? You think of Lackey wrote it? I don't. Fuck if I know. I don't know what's going on.

It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that. Yeah. Same shit. He's got to be writing his tweets. I think they made a video of it, right? Yeah. So the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him. He fucked up on Twitter this week.

What with the Rob Reiner thing? Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. It's all crazy. So if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny. But then the Rob Reiner thing, he's like, God damn it, dude. Well, the plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy.

The plaques are crazy. It's like you're, the White House is supposed to be where each new president, the new guy comes in, you won the new election, congratulations, let me show you around, this is what it's like. These are all the photos. What's funny? Yeah, another good one. I think this, look at the, I think that's the photo for Joe Biden. It's an auto pen? Yeah.

Okay. that's so crazy that's so crazy but again it's still funny when he does crazy shit when he does crazy shit and it's funny I like it right but the Rob Reiner the Rob Reiner thing is not funny right and that's like the same thing yeah it's the same kind of thinking and when you put when you see it with no empathy that's when it's hard to like yeah yeah I wish he could apologize I know you can't no listen there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society.

It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot. That's what, yeah, that's the thing that bothered me. It's the same kind of thing. Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted. Yeah. Yeah, rest in piss. Imagine, oh my God, imagine.

Imagine if Obama tweeted, you know, something about someone, you know, after they died in this way, that this person was a deranged, the person that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama, like, all caps. Imagine if Obama. Did you imagine if Obama talked like Trump? They hated Obama. That was his thing?

He talked about himself in the third person. That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid, you know? Anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man. Yeah, it's the worst. Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now. Oh, girl.

Okay. I like it. By reason of what? I like the move. Oh, boy. It's so dark, man. Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous. But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner, like, made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested.

And this is really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper. these two top dog spooks. Yeah. And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that Trump is president. I'm like, this is a crazy thing to, and like high production value. Yeah. So it's like all filmed together. They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.

Maybe they knew something. Look, all that sucked. I think that sucked. Yeah. But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son. Horrible. Yeah. That's like the worst thing possible.

And then the president. Right. It's a crazy thing to put out. By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on. Yeah, but it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that someone died, so many people just, you feel so disappointed. You know, you just feel like, it's so disappointing. Yeah. it's like why why if you if you say that privately that's one thing which is also crazy yeah

but it's so disappointing i mean someone would have to be the worst person ever and then you're like you know what fuck that guy but jesus yeah that's and the way it happened to like yo the way it happened makes it son makes it 10 times worse oh god and he died if he died in like a funny way right you know right right right then it would be dead if he was like I'm gonna fucking a parachute out of a plane right there you go something stupid oh he's bungee jumping he lied about his weight but then snap then the worst possible way to die the worst possible way to die I mean and he and he did before all the political he did rule oh he had amazing movies man guy made amazing movies he ruled I mean let's

Let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography. He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK. That would have been sick. Yeah. I don't know why that never happened. What films did he do? I don't think Spinal Top might have been the first one, but Princess Bride, Stand By Me. Okay, Stand By Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest movies of all time.

Wait, he made a few good men. Bro. Misery. He did misery? Fucking amazing movie. Was he a producer on a few good men? Let me make directors. We watched one, because he did a lot of stuff too.

He's been in movies, directed them. So here you go, like, writer, predictor, or, sorry, producer, writer, director, different. He did direct a few good men. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He made some bangers. When Harry met Sally. He was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.

Who's hilarious in that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I think I read they put that on hold right now. Yeah, horrendous. That's like...

Yeah, you don't put anything out. Someone take his fucking phone. Yeah. There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't defend it. Like the, I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where, like, fucking ICE is making funny video.

about deporting people and then like like shit like this like damn dude that's fucking terrible they use Theo yeah they use Theo and a totally unrelated clip that like some lady said my friend has to leave the country will you make a video I heard you got deported I mean I knew that video existed before yeah I'm the one editing the DHS yeah it's just Theo being funny yeah and you they use that in this ice thing and Theo's like whoa And he had a really good response, too. He got them to take it down, but his response, see if you can find it, something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.

I mean, that's the truth, though. It's like, yeah, sure, illegal immigration's, we should fix that. Yeah. Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing. Yeah. Why would you make it funny at all?

Yeah. Like, is the thought that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way? Is that the thought? That it'll be a, that video will get people to want to sign up for eyes. A lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world. I heard something that I don't know if it's true. It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting. And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled.

Yes. I was trying to get Dio's tweet Here's just the quote of what it said up for Yo, this is he says DHS I didn't approve to be used in this I know you know my address So send a check and please take this down And please keep me out of your banger

Deportation videos Vaughn said on his ex account When it comes to immigration My thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced Than this video allows By Vaughn added Perfect response Calling them banger videos is hilarious

Yeah they're ridiculous Yeah they suck They suck It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid of, like, the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. Like, but that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted.

We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world. That's who we're hoping for. Yeah. But then it's like, anybody. I bet they have quotas. I bet they're told. Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law. That's bad news You get into weird territory That's when cops pull people over for bullshit Yeah That's how most of my buddies Got DUIs Cops needed to quote them

They just took a chance Me and Jamie were just talking about that Hell Just our hometown Just miss it Yeah I was built That's what I was built for

Home downs 9 to 5 and then go to a bar That's what you're built for us Did you miss those days? I miss it a lot Really? I miss the going to the bar Just for fun

Just sitting there hanging out bro we had we could have beat lancaster catholic that was fucking crazy we lost that that's what i'm going to talk about when i get home for christmas yeah that's fun you look forward to that i do shit rules high school buddies they all have families now yeah it's nice especially when your friends get families it's nice to go go out with them they when you see them get that one night off you go all this guy's about the fucking blackout this is going to be crazy I have friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's hilarious.

That's so funny. Yeah, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation. No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about. You're talking about. Security cameras. Oh, yeah. The Brown University thing.

Now, why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't even want to say what I read. The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE. Yeah. It was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals. that are working on the campus maybe or maybe citizens

that are students rather yeah that are uh because they've done some wild chant like they I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote a an essay that was critical of Israel yeah yeah

yeah response from their officials I guess um called on lack of CC and they want to know how a school with a nine billion dollar endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera, the edge of the campus where this happened, not even in the front door, who's coming and going? Now they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done

whatever you wanted, but the cameras A would have deterred or B captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out. I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where are you investing in your money. Yeah, I appreciate that question. And I want to reiterate, as our president did, that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance. We have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.

So that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building. And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown. to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them. So you're saying that there's cameras in the building. I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The attorney general said, I'm on camera right now, you fucker.

I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement. That doesn't make sense. I'm mandible. Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them.

So he was saying there is cameras and they turned over all footage. There's got to be cameras. But the thing is like when you hear a story like they disabled it for ICE, like is that story total bullshit and is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it? For sure. They were naming the fucking shooter. I thought, did you see that?

Yeah. How did they name it? No, before they got the Portuguese guy. Oh, really? They were naming a different shooter? Some, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah.

Who's the different guy? I was all over it. I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you. Who was the different guy? It was a kid that was in, like, a protest and shit, like a Gaza kid. So they instantly named him, and, yeah, whatever. So he's going to get paid? He should.

Oh, yeah. He should. Remember the Atlanta one where the guy, they ruined his life? They said he was a bomber. It was just a security guard. Oh, yeah. Remember that guy? the movie yeah

fuck is his name I forget his name too but I remember the real story Walter Paul Walter Houser plays him in I hope I'm getting that name right I know that guy he's he's the man Richard Jule

Richard Jule I was there that day you're in Atlanta yeah I was there I was 96 that's crazy dude dude what yeah when we were headed home the only reason we weren't there

when I went off is because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the dream team play the guy we were trying to buy him from ripped him up friend of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer. They're like, what, who does that? You are Ohio trash. You went to the Olympics to scalp during team tickets.

No, we went to other stuff, but like, we didn't have tickets to that game. Okay. We were like, let's find tickets to that game. What else did you see? Like a volleyball game and baseball games. Richard Jewel, right? Yeah, Richard Jewel. I just sent you this thing.

I found a thing on Twitter about it. It says there was like an open letter in August that anti-ice protesters wanted the cameras to disabled but I didn't see that it actually happened is all I'll find your bro it's all weird I'm actually looking at it right there I've kind of checked out let me hear this human rights group to unit human rights group to university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now how I don't know if they did it

what was that mean the Brown put up because the sanctuary law that we have. You don't want to recall illegal immigrants and you don't want to provide the footage to the FBI or immigration authority. One camera and that built, it comes from your detectives, they're a friend of mine, they're angry at this investigation

that these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify that person. You imagine how the family want to go through? Tell the truth to the media here. Very good. come on us off and we heard from both the brown police chief isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter right when this all started wasn't she a brown student or something was it i thought it was columbia i don't remember though i don't remember though see if you can find

that story because that story is also fucking crazy like you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war it's a war that's happening right at least from one side of it like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country like especially you're at a university which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged yeah yeah it turns out every both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did and it's interesting because we're getting to see it um more clearly than we've ever seen it before right yeah it seems like it It was Tufts University.

Tufts. Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did she say? She wrote out something in the newspaper, I think. Like the school newspaper. Right. But what was it? Let's see if we could read it.

I wonder what got her deported. What were the words? Criticizing leadership. She criticized Tuft's leadership. response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained the website Canary Mission published a profile on miss, I don't know how to say her name, Ozturk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its sole support for the contention was a link and screenshots of her op-ed when asked about her case, Secretary of Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa. adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses. Shut up, Mark.

So she was asking, put that up again, please. So she was asking, she was criticizing Tuft's leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions. So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations. So like what is, like what was she, I want to know what she actually said. You know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.

I can find the op-out. See if we can find it. It's just interesting because like what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth? Like, what gets you kicked out? is it really is it all right but is it only that one is it only that one like what have you had an opinion on ukraine and russia without date you kicked out i doubt it that's weird right certainly is that's kind of weird it's a little strange you know you notice give me two more beers okay i'll let you know i'll let you know my algorithm's been feeding me it's kind

of crazy because you know unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, that seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country. Unless there's something more that I don't know. Yeah, maybe she must have said something. You would think pretty crazy, but I bet you she didn't. Yeah, she might not. I'll see.

I think it was a wild-ass statement. Oh, this is so long. Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th, TCU Senate Resolutions. So, University's response to Senate resolution, wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body. Why, first of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza? And what could they really do? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but if, yeah.

Like, what could they really do? I don't know. They might stop it. Investments and divesting from companies and direct or indirect ties to Israel is what they were talking about. Right. But the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel's not a communist dictatorship. so those companies that you're not going to invest in they're just citizens of Israel

like you're citizens of America you know what I mean it's like they there's a lot of people that were protesting that in Yahoo before October 7th it's like not everybody agrees with everybody it's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they think there's a lot of people over there that don't like

their government so like to ban their business and not use their business like what fuck if I know I don't know. What does that do? It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Where'd she, where was she from? But that, but again, isn't that, that's just an opinion. I think it's an opinion.

It didn't even, I don't think she even said anything that wild in there. Is that what the fuck is she got kicked out? There's probably a lot more to it, but just. She's one of three or four authors of this paper even. That's one of those things where, like, you've got to be able to talk about shit like that. And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio, and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere. You know what I'm saying?

Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country? He's just a guy from Ohio to bar? I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American? Other than, you know, yeah, other than you being able to vote yet. But once you're here legally, we've agreed. They can in a lot of places. Turns out they can. They're getting some votes in.

It turns out a ton of votes. It's not zero. It's not zero. Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying? Yep. Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections? No. Oh, it's kind of crazy.

I told you, I checked out, dude. I'm watching Fighter Jet highlight videos on my phone. You're better off that way. You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college football playoffs. Yeah. Patiently. They found a ton of, well, I don't want to put it.

Let me pause for a second when I find this. I got the tweet. You got it? Yeah, but I think it's a. I don't think of I don't know either I'm not paying attention to this it's um found votes well they were they were saying that's that three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes lacked the poll workers signatures we don't dispute the allegation right so if that's true they admit that three hundred fifteen thousand votes lacked poll workers signatures and they

were counted in 2020 I don't think that's legal let's put in put that into perplexity Is that legal? Like if that's true, is that legal and should those votes have counted? Because here's where it gets crazy. Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by, I think it was 11,000 votes. Yeah, I read though that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since, because this has been disputed for the last five years, you know. So what does that mean? They did a hand count of the votes.

The thing is it doesn't have the poll signature, right? I'm just saying that's separate from the polls. I don't even know what that means. But what the accusation, at least, is that 315,000 lacked. So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation. It says 315,000 early votes that lack poll worker's signatures. So a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right? I was trying to read into what this means.

There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to like zero out the machine to make sure like, you know, it's starting at zero. And then at the end of the day, you've got to sign off on what it says. Someone counted them or something like that. And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero. They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right. There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant. I think it's a chain of custody issue.

I don't know, again, what that means specifically. Right. So it could mean many things. And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit. They also don't know what who voted for who in those 350,000. Right. I bet if we tallied those up. That's right. I think I was reading into these tweets. Some people are like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all. But people are fighting with those people. The problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had them on the podcast, I'm like, you think you think they stole this. the 2020 election like tell me what what's the evidence he didn't well he he might not have

remembered he might have just said tell me what they did and like had somebody work on it and then they told him and then he starts talking about it but he didn't really go in depth about it I don't know but he didn't have a satisfactory answer no he didn't I was hoping he did I was hoping he did too like I was hoping I was hoping that he would have said they stole it through like propaganda and shit or like what they what happened in those years and instead it was just down to like he thought like voter fraud and like yeah which I'm sure there was some but it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it yeah you could definitely have a thing where you see with

the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story you didn't even bring that up yeah I should have brought that up um Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 350,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute. That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county's certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements. So those are not supposed to have been counted.

Is that what they're saying? Because it didn't follow the requirements? That's what they're saying. So it said, scroll back up again so I could hear it. So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero. And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic. That's what they require. So they require people to do that.

So maybe someone didn't do that, what they were required? That's a possibility. I think 36 did. 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute. the ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to sign the tabulation tapes were they predominantly Republican or Democrat just Google Fulton County click images I think you know what do you think what do you think I don't know well I mean if the if the Republicans are complaining about it it's obviously a Democrat right

For sure. Predominantly was close. That's how I would have spelled it. That's how I would have spelled it. I thought it was right. I can't believe anything's wrong then. I thought it was right. I wonder if AI would have figured it out.

It would have. What publicity would have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Specific 36 to 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic, and its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic. In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican. We're that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's

315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there. They didn't sign for the, but it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot to tally. Fuck it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies. We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot the tally.

They saved it. It was a fucking good four years. What a great move though. If they really did steal the election, like wow, am I, is that the first time anyone's ever done it? I don't know if they did it. I'm not saying they did it. But I'm saying if they did do it. Like what a great movie that would be.

There's no way. A bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system. Good for them. In the fucking back rooms, like licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots. I asked the thing I read and it says they were both hand-counted and fully audited after the fact. I asked if they had found a problem in certification and it says that they did. hand counted and fully audited after the fact there's no way the people that

didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted right it says hand counted but then recounted by machine and those process included Fulton even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count wait a minute what was that mean

was the issue about unsigned unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post-2020-hand count. Hmm. I don't know. This is a weird, I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest. Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing. I'm like, was there 315 weird votes or not? Because that is the main, like, right wing.

I bet if you went on true social and asked them, how did they steal the election? They'd fucking, I bet you can't get. banned from true social right you probably can't get banned maybe you say something liberal you'd have to say but you'd have to be like crazy liberal where if you said i believe uh there's two genders on blue sky you're dunzies are you instant gone see yeah bluesky's nuts bro they go crazy do you know what mccan told us i i do i do know what he told us i don't know how true that is yeah we should find out yeah let's find out so mackan says that they created a ban in australia on social media for kids under 16, that this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky.

If that's true, that is crazy. You're just, like, up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available. In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, or one. One guy, rather, said, I'm trying to be zen about it, like something happened to him. I'm trying to be zen about it. And then this other guy underneath it chimes in, it would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians. Maybe he was being fun.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no, no, no, no, no, there's no humor over there. There's no humor. It is, it is a fucking SSRI soup. There's no humor over there. There's no humor. I'll have fuck with Bluski. I got to get on there.

I thought it was Bluskey for so long. Call it Bluskey. I've had a lot of people got to call it now. Blue ski's nice. They'll ban the fuck out of you. The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, threads, kick, and Twitch.

Other platforms including stream, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube kids were considered but not included in the band. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the band. Did they ban true social? Doesn't seem like they did. Put that into perplexity.

Find out if the Australian ban includes true social. They're banning Trump's tweets. Imagine if you get on truth social when you're 13, they'll get buck wild, but bluesky's just like tanking kids. That's wild. Turning kids, trans, left and right. Reddits available. I thought it just said Reddit was not.

I thought they said Reddit was one of the band. The link I just clicked said it could extend the Reddit Twitch and Robbins. blocks even dating apps but oh some people are bribing them let's be honest reddits roadblocks people are bribing them reddit's a little uh reddit's left leaning reddit as among the companies that has approached i think they need to have certain things on their websites and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks and like filters available yet i tell you i tell you i try to try to jack off on reddit i tell you that because they born they they banned porn hub here oh i see So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit, and I try to avoid Reddit.

And then as soon as I, as soon as I opened it, first thing, it was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now. I was like, no. No. I still got one off, but that was a tough one. There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane. Yeah. People are not happening in their life.

For sure. That is a, the porn thing's a weird one, too, because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid. kids from jerking off. It's probably good. It's probably... You want them out of come? No, no.

You want the stupid ones out of come so they're not making dumb decisions. You're making another good point. Yeah, you want them all dried out. You want them all the kids. You sound like you're tweeting on Bluskey, dude. All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible. We should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn.

And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb. And if you're too smart, fuck you. Yeah, you don't need... Like, if you pass it. it you got to go study you go study but you hit like a 65 jack off they just go go ahead jack off jack off imagine that that would be a way that would keep dumb people like sedated just give them as much

they are sedated maybe that's what they're doing to us to all of us just keep giving us live porn 24 7 anytime you want it hop on a website it's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up out of jiz yeah the It's a sleepy, no motivation. It's pretty crazy. You used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to, it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that. Yeah.

Now it's just like, I'll be watching a, I was watching, I was watching, I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night. And in between, I was just like, pause. All right, let's see what happened at Ticonderoga. And you are one of 99% of the population of men when they're alone. Yeah. Yeah. I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution. Right.

Seahawks Rams just finished up. Classic game. Toss on some revolutionary war. Started dragging a little. I said, fuck it, pause. Jack off. I don't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Taekondaroga? Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted.

Fully not distracted. Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensor deprivation tank? No, I don't. He was involved. He was cracking him off in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely had a family. He was like, this is a chamber that no one can go in.

He was jacking off, dude. Probably. But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins. It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication. So they were attempting to teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting here. I know. This lady is the dumbest group of people.

It's the dumbest idea. Yeah, they were all on ketamine. Yeah. This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin. And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention. I've heard this story, yes. So every day she would jack them off and they went, what?

Cancel this fucking project. Yeah, but. This lady's jacking off dolphins. I bet you by the 100th, 120th time jacking him off, he was like, oh, shit. He's just, holy fuck. The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right? So they make a totally different kind of sound. You can't get them to sound like a human.

And these fucking idiots are like, hello! I swear. He's like, uh-oh-oh-huh, yeah. I swear to God the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk. Oh, I bet they were. What's that, Jeremy? Everyone's trying to get animals to talk. What do you got?

What is it? The whole documentary called The Dolphin House. Oh, about the place? where this lady lived. Yeah. That's the guy. I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off. Fully.

I'd be disappointed in myself. So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin. Where was this? Where were they? Like, where was the house? Damn. She just had to jack that dolphin off all the time. Think if that was your wife and then this.

documentary comes out later and you're like what? What did you do? Also again, I did research. I did scientific research. You get off my back. I was young and single and we hadn't even met yet. I don't care. You didn't tell me. We were engaged. You were jacking off dolphins for research.

Depends how long you're married. Guy would get all really testy. St. Thomas. Okay. But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid. little house the dolphin wants to be out there swimming it after a while he did after got a few pandies yeah yeah right that's the jackpot right put him in a house he's in a fucking house they're feeding him he's getting jacked off you want to hear a dark truth about dolphins um female

dolphins are very promiscuous we should make sure this is true uh because i've been saying our female dolphin sluts and i think they think the theory is because uh when they have babies it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies. I think it's like several years. And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with. So they can keep fucking?

Yes. So they can get them to fuck. They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept with. So the female sleep with as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids. That's cool.

It is. But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody? Yeah. I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful, spiritual cousins that live in the ocean. And meanwhile, they regular kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't get their babies killed. Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about what that's true. Think about what we do. The murder part.

It's true. Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins. they haven't had sex with. You got to think about what we do and then you think dolphins are dumber than us they're probably doing crazy shit. I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's what's weird.

They just can't... They can't affect their environment. We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment. That's what we assume. Because we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created.

But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying. We haven't been able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages. She was probably two or three jackoffs away from finding out. She was right on the cusp and they were like, you dumb whore, get out of here. She was so close.

They just needed more funding. Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner. Yeah. Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes a behavior called infanticide, observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white-sided dolphins. Yeah. Species makes them have like a high-speed race, it says, to find the best agile partner.

Geez. Most agile? You gotta win that race. I'd be a terrible dolphin. That's crazy. They hit him with a fucking... They're pursued by several males in high-speed chases. They hit him with the cone drill.

Yet females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd go like, no, no baby. Fuck you. Oh, that's a nice thing.

It's just a nut. That's a nice thing. This girls could do that. imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion they just go oh we're just going to give you a dolphin pussy just lock it down look at this next part just when you get the guy nuts and you lock it down okay make an agreement you get it you sure you're gonna lock it down you told me you want babies no no no no I'm locking it down for you you swear to got they left right in the question are female dolphins sluts right yeah females participate in same

sex genital rubbing masturbation and pleasure pleasure seeking via functional catoris is rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin's sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or repositioned to exert choice.

So they scissor. Female scissorin in the dolphin community. I like it. We broke that news here. Bring that up. There was a dusky dolphin, dude? What's that one? doing just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. I had a couple now. No, he's ready to roll. Oh, no. The old dusky dolphin. Yeah, so, like, when we think about, like, peaceful creatures on Earth, we're the most. We're number one.

We're the most peaceful. There's no chance. Yeah, yeah. As warlike as we are, as far as intelligent life. Okay, all right, all right. I'll give me. Well, no, dude. There's got to be some peaceful guys.

Dolphins must be going to war with each other, right? There's no way those hyraxes aren't doing anything. No, there's nowhere we're the most peaceful. The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos. Yeah, there's a bunch of monkeys that are chilling. All they do is fuck each other. Bonobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer.

Yeah. And all they do is just get it on. Who are those guys with those big noses? Oh. Those are funny guys. Those are weird. That's a weird look. How about the ones when their asshole lights up when they want to puck?

Their asshole becomes like a target You go to a strip club? They do that Oh bro This is different They put a light up in there They put a light in buck clubs No

Those top plugs They have bug plugs They put butt plugs They light up Really? Oh bro, pull that bucky back Yeah, let me look at that guy's face How are you?

Hold on Can you get him Making a noise They're very funny Yeah That's the physique I'm going for There was an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose, and they would call him the schnaz. Who the fuck am I thinking of?

Like old, old-timey movies. They'd call him the schnaz. That's it. Jimmy Durante. Yeah. He does look like a proboscis. A lot like one. But his whole thing was like his nose was huge.

Yeah, you got, bro. Fucking schnaz. That's a hell of a shnash. There's no other way to describe that. Ari Shafir wouldn't make fun of his nose. Yeah. Look, I mean, all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures, his nose is preposterous. He aged into it.

Yeah. When you're a young man with that fucking nose, that's tough. Rough, rough time. Let me hear this guy. This is nice. Look till you hear this fucking talk. Knows like a man. Knows like a man, yeah.

What? I like those guys, they have to be peaceful. Oh, that's a weird face, man. Imagine if they were giant? That's what women look like. like now. For real. It's exactly what women look like.

It's a Michael Jackson thing. Yeah. Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

What did they do in a past life to come back as that? They must have been really mean. They're great. They must have been a really mean person. What are you talking about, dude? They must have been a really mean person in a past life.

Yeah. Yo. Bro. Jesus. That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this fucked-up monkey. Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong.

Why am I not in my medieval manner? You're at the Baltimore Zoo. Just getting stared at by little kids. This is good stuff. What was that other one? The Michael Jackson one. I liked that guy. The noseless one.

What was that tiny little fucking guy? That tiny little guy was terrifying. It was huge. You know, it was real big and giant. It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing. You know what I mean? Like a giant fluffy. You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute.

Like if he was like... Golden snub nose. Six inches tall, he would be really cute. Like, oh my God. he's so cute. If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrifying. Terrify.

Terrify. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Bro, that thing is terrifying. It's got a fat nose. Look at his fucking creepy-ass nose. That would rip your fucking face right off. Just jump on your face.

You wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your nose would be gone. That rules. Right. But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule. I think standing outside. your village, waiting for you to dog to go outside. You got a stick.

Shit. That's a big man. Why are they so fucking cute when they're little? But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be. It was big and scary. It would have a scary face. Like, why is that? Why do the little ones

what is cute? Why do the little ones have literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary? Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute so we don't throw him. Maybe, huh? You see that guy and go, he's great. You see what the dolphins do.

Yeah, maybe it's like built into it, but... There's a lot of stepdad is listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses. I'm fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker. It is weird, though, right? Because all the big scary things look scary. Grizzlies are kind of cute. No, they're not. No. I was telling you, that was the only thing that I've ever seen.

in the wild. Tell us how cute grizzly. The only thing I've ever seen in the wild. Polar bears are kind of cute fellows. Obviously they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy. That's a good point. You know what I mean? Until he was like tearing apart a seal.

He's bigger than you. Yeah. Bro. What are you talking about? Look at that guy. That's a cub. First of all. That's still good.

Look at these guys walking, dude. Show him walking. Jamo, get him walking. That's pretty cute. Now show Codiac brown bear eating a moose. eating a moose. Put that in there. Codiak, brown bear, eating a moose.

Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like 1,200 pounds. You see the one during the wedding? Which one is that? Oh, yeah, there's a wedding. There's a wedding, and then on the other side

of the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart of moose. Yeah, they got married in Alaska. Whoops. Dude, how do you kill a moose? bro they can kill anything they literally kill anything and he's just riding his back drowning him oh that reminds me look at this he's just hanging on to his fucking back look at this so cute that's a moose man moose are so big that video that guy in the that moose comes up to him

i sent it in the group chat or you did yeah it's the scariest fucking animal i've ever seen oh they're scary it's like a dinosaur it's fucking terrifying they're so big dude there's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him is, like, staring at him. I don't know how to describe it. Well, they're so huge. No, this is not it, but still terrible. Not it, but still. That's not even a really big one.

That moose, like, the one that you see in the car, actually, that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge. M. Whoa. Yeah, don't do that. also borderline looks like AI but it's probably not

well a lot of them are right now that's a problem almost everything is like tricks left and right does like the giant cat walking up to save its baby moose are not afraid of you though that's one thing that's true but generally they're very aggressive and depending upon what time of the year they'll fuck your car up man it's not it jamo but I still I don't let's see a moose gets shot You love that, I don't want to see those boys get shot.

Have you ever eaten moose meat? No, it's delicious. It's really good. It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I get it. So they're cute, up to a point.

Bears? Yeah, they're cute. Up until they're about two years old. We were talking about it earlier. I don't like Black Bear's eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes. They're so close to being cute. You got weird looking eyes

One of the weird things about Like Yeah this one Look at that fuck Oh yeah He's looking at him like dude I will fuck you up is what he's saying Look how big he is

That's why they're scarier than every other deer Because they'll come fuck you up Just be your ass on it's on son Stomp you to death stomp you to death and this guy is being smart by staying between the trees This is very dangerous like if he was out in an open field He'd be fucksville right now if he couldn't get to cover to to a bunch of trees Look at these guys like duking it out in a driveway Oh, fuck in their car up

Wow Why did dogs just run straight into that Do you see dogs do that shit? They're dumb Because we took them from wolves And turned them in a little bitches Dude, I've seen it out I've seen deer just fuck dogs up

There's a lot of those compilations Oh yeah, they start doing this Yeah, yeah They get on their hills But a lot of dogs killed deer too Where's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him, and then a dump buck comes and just beats this shit out. He doesn't get a shot off.

He gets his ass beat. Turn the camera off. Oh, my God, what a moron. That's like the number one hunting in America. It's a white-tailed deer. Yeah. Number one game. Yeah, by far.

Where I'm from. Iowa and PA, right? Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did I always forget That's insane I just go to visit them You should have been a Harris man

I'm like you got deer everywhere You could have been a central PA man You would have been You would have never done anything Well you did What the fuck you're talking about? Shut up You would have been chilling

I doubt it You would have been an Elks bar You would have met Phil I don't think I'm designed for that I would not be happy Chellocks dude If you were from Central PA you'd be into college football you love it all it fucking rules I just have to assume that who I am now I would

always have been no that's silly no like the way I like things the things I like no you'd been you would have been a you could have been a Notre Dame fan dude it could have been so sick well I definitely got a bit of fan but I still would be doing this I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing I'd figure out a way to do something yeah as long as I didn't get saddled down At a young age. You go to the Ad Elksbar. Get married at 18. Yep.

Fuck. Drink and drive home. Your babes there. She's probably. You got to get a dad now at 18. Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater. Uh-huh. You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.

I can't fucking wait. Who do we have? Oh, fuck. It's central Michigan. Fuck. It's going to be a blowout. Whatever. I'm going to have beers.

That's good stuff. And then you get to golf. Then you go, fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wasted. It's a good life. I'm jealous of it. It does sound like a good life.

But it's also a difficult one. For sure. But that's the best life. Is it? Yeah, good, difficult. Yeah. It's the point. Why is good and difficult the best life?

That's what makes going to that. That bar is so fucking sick. You know what I mean? Having a shitty job. Shitty job. Yeah. You sit down and you go, bro. Let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.

Yeah. You go get fucking hammering. Three beers in, you go, my job fucking rules. My life rules. Do you know what? I'm going to go beat the fuck out of my wife. See that Iraq video? Those guys boxing.

You go, I'm going to make her put some headgear on when I get home. Yeah No it's good I don't I obviously say you know It's not like the best But it's a good life Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends

Yeah It's funny to watch your friends Age into that Because my friends were never like that And now I'll go home And they're like everyone got fat Which that's fun You see your boys

You go yeah it sucks doesn't it Yeah And then They just love Just hitting the local bar getting a couple going home hopefully the kids are asleep it's fun

it's fun to watch from a distance I can't like I'll go home for the holidays and then my sister will bring her kids over I'm good for about 30 minutes well all the things you said that the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated and you're just having a good time

yeah and the idea is that if having a good time you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks you appreciate those guys more yeah yeah I get it I get it You could have been

Great central Pennsylvania Central Western PA You could have been a Steelers fan You could have been Oh, you could have been a contender Instead you're just doing this bullshit Instead you're fucking doing this crap I think I was always going to just mostly be interested

In one-on-one sports Maybe For whatever reason I like team sports I love watching a good football game. We could have got you in the slot. No, my fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football. And I was like, no.

We had this kid, his name was Bobby Baker. He was 300 pounds. He was our heavyweight. He was huge. And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game. So he would run over me. That's crazy. No, he couldn't catch you.

Whatever. That's the whole point. But occasionally they did. He was fucking huge. I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like, no. I wrestled at 134 pounds. I am not fucking playing football.

Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe. Yeah, I didn't like the idea. Team sports are awesome. I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, one in one. Like, let's figure this out. Football somebody's hitting you

when you're not looking. Exactly. I don't like it. A lot. You're chasing someone this way and someone just. Yeah, but then you get them. Then you, the best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking. And you get to fucking level it.

It's so sick. Oh, I bet. It was my favorite. I bet. Thankfully, I played offense. Offense, I got a lot of those. But every once in a while we'd throw an interception, I had no idea how to pursue a corner to just run. I'd be.

I don't know where to look. I'm getting, I got laid out. It's fun. Team sports, pro. I get it. Comrade. You like fucking hunting with those guys? That's a team sport.

Not really. You're all going out on your own Or you're going out two at a time Okay Yeah Like Cam and I went together But it's you Like the thing about team sports

It's awesome is the camaraderie right That's what's awesome But we still always drive me nuts When I was playing baseball I played baseball as a kid I don't want to be a loser Because little Billy dropped the ball Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport

There's a lot of like a pitcher versus batter It was the way I bet It's very individual I suck you should have seen what happened to me in baseball I sucked I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year dude my last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade I don't think I had a hit for an entire season that's hilarious that's hilarious that's hilarious I remember fifth grade I got a hit by a pitch from a girl a girl pitcher and I turned when she was thrown it and it hit me right in the back where I lost I lost the wind got knocked out of me and I was on first base like Isn't that crazy? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped, it's moves different, the dynamics are all different. Growing.

You can't walk upstairs right. You think the stairs are taller than they are. You're like, it's weird. You grow. You grow. You grow and your dick is hard all the time. Think about those dudes. So distracted.

Some of my friends grew like a foot. In a year. I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell. That's crazy. It's a fucking killed. That's so crazy. Rock hard, everything hurts. Oh, banging into things.

Ow! His shins are all in the way of everything. Your dad said they're like, you fucking pussy. Dad, it hurt. Lerious. Yeah, and no one knows how to do it. No. How was it having kids going through puberty?

That must have been crazy. I mean... And you have girls, right? They, yeah, they get emotional. But they go from, like, because the only time I've seen is my niece, and it's like, she was, like, your best friend. And then there's, like, two years. It's like, Uncle Shane, you don't have fucking anything. Fuck you.

Luckily, our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have, like, a really good way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no, like, hateful. No, I will say this about it. But you do get some of that from kids. All of a sudden you notice it. They get angry at it.

for enforcing rules and stuff but they're pretty fucking cool they're really cool the thing is it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless like you're getting hormones your whole life has changed now all of a sudden you like girls or you like boys and your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you and then you have friend groups and then everyone has got they're mean then you all have a menstrual that sinks up together. They all get crazy together. Dude, those, I never even thought about those weeks. Go exciting menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell each other and all their fucking blood sinks up on the same time. It's disgusting. How weird is that?

Then they all get mean for a week together? That's why girls don't really have friends. Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends. But think about one week a month, you and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other? Yeah. That's crazy. It is crazy. What do you hear of more?

You hear of more, like, a girl being betrayed by one of her friends who tries to fuck her husband. You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right? Yeah. That's like a more risky move. So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls like, that bitch, she'll just go fuck my man. And also the guy will definitely say yes.

Like, it's such a, it's an easy one. It'll be a secret between us. Oh, a secret. Fuck, right. Okay. The secret sounds good. Yeah, he might kill me. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck it. Yeah, I'm watching this show. What is it called The Beast in Me? The new Netflix show? Bro. The reason why I brought that up is a scene where a spoiler alert where a cop is banging this other cop, a female cop. Oh, so they're guys, it would be hilarious. She's married, and it's like one of them things.

Yeah. You know, like, e. There's people out there just... I think a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. That show is fucking great, though. That Claire Dane's show.

Have you seen it? No, I haven't. I heard it was good. Oh, it's good. Nice. I'm only a couple episodes, Jim, but it's a good one. I'm about done with the revolution. That lady can fucking...

Keep jacking off, though. It's taken forever. Fuck it. I've been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacking off. How far are you? 45 minutes. Jacked off.

When you start pressing play, it picks up where you dropped it off. You're 45 minutes in the first episode. Bro, ah, man, I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking. I took a picture of it because it was so funny. I jacked off to a... I was... When I finished jack it off, this is at 1.11 in the morning today.

Okay. I looked up and the screen. A map of the British invasion. As soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwitz. So you took a photo of it? Just because it's so ridiculous. It's insane to finish and look up and go,

What am I doing? What the fuck? That's funny. That's so funny. You got to give it a watch. Shit rocks. Yeah. You're going to fucking jack off a lot.

I won't. I started it. I started it. It's awesome. Yeah. All this stuff's awesome. Ken Burns rules. He's rules.

He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that. Yeah. Fucking rules. No, he can do anything. Baseball? You go, what could be interesting about this? The Vietnam one was excellent. Vietnam fucking ruled.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together. I know. The way he wants, they don't fuck with him at all. Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS? I don't know. He better not.

He better not touch my Ken Burns, dude. My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now. Sure. Like, he could do it on YouTube, and it would be massive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube. Does YouTube pay for that? Yeah, they pay you.

No, I mean, after. Pay you for downloads. Yeah, but. When they pay, like, Netflix would probably do it. He could do Netflix. He could do Netflix. Yeah. Yeah.

He should do HBO. A lot of his. Anyway, but his stuff is so good. No one cares where it is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy the DVD or rent it online. What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude? 80%.

He's their Stern. Absolutely. Absolutely. If he goes to lump and collapses. We got one guy. He got Ken Burns. Stern just re-signed. I saw that.

Good for him. Good for him. I guess he still likes to do it. Good. You know? How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you think you're ever going to get to a point in time? I don't know how long I'll do podcasting.

I'll probably fucking forever. Right. Comedy for sure. Yeah. Stand up for sure. But the podcasting is where I get a little like, you're good at it because you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in. All I have is me.

So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out. You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right. I know what you're saying. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's like, but you could do a podcast. where you talk to anybody as well.

You could do... I could do a history podcast if I put, like, if I put effort into it. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, you 100% could. And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it

but not like enough to do a podcast on it and just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it. That would be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a he was a Gettysburg tour

he was a tour guide and it's Harrisburg area community college so no one gave a fuck and I was taking Civil War history I was locked in did this guy fucking loved me it was me and ten other fucking low IQ guys jacking off and I was just like

so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill he was like that's a great question it was nice tour guides you ever go to a battlefield no bro bro have I Get a tour guide and go to a battlefield.

Shit's awesome. I don't think I ever have. Any battlefield. It's awesome. They know everything. It's their whole life. They just live it. They fucking are there every day.

They know every single thing. It's awesome. It's a little weird. It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I'll go with you.

You can get a guy to, like a Gettysburg, can get them in your car. And you just drive the battlefield. Why don't we just go to the Alamo? That would be awesome. That, anybody could do it. I don't know much about it. Texas history? I don't know a whole lot.

I know a whole lot. I know a lot about the Texas Rangers. We'd get a Camachie tour. We could get. Ooh, that's what we need to get. There had to be a battle. Oh, yeah. See, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes. Well, there's a lot of that, too.

The real thing that changed was the pistol. And they figured out how to make a revolver. Because those dudes at muskets did not stand a fucking chance. Fuck, I miss. All right. I got 15 minutes. This fuckers flying at me Jacked

The thing about the Comanches too Is they were really good at riding horses And shooting arrows off the horses So they just run right at him And fill them up with arrows Think about that though Like you see you an Indian You go all right

Well this has worked before Out east I could just sit here And shoot at him Guys riding on the side of his horse Shooting arrows out of you Yeah He's doing tricks And then he's going to eat my horse

He's doing tricks And then he's gonna eat my family He's gonna do some weird shit They did some weird shit to people Did you ever read Empire of the Sun? I did. Bro. Incredible.

The scene that they described where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.

Although you and he was like that's why they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in their thought process. They were going to die

or kill you. Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit possible. You got to die after that. Yeah. You can't go all right,

I'll just go to jail. And they were doing that to Native Americans too by the way that that's what this was about like they would their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties you just trying to sleep yo I'm got cut your arms and legs off that's why you can't have that CPAP on you don't hear the full throttle you ever see hostile it's Christian bail I don't think I did give it you would love it I'm sure

I'd love it. It fucking rules. I don't think I did. The opening scene is... What year was that from? Yeah. No, I definitely did. Opening scene is some Comanche's attacking a...

Settlers. It's fucking great. Show me what the poster looks like? I've seen too many movies, dude. My brain is... Hostiles rules. Does it? Yeah.

No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did hear good things about it. Shalamay's in that. It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones slip to the... Yeah, give it a shot. Cracks. Oh, no. This is, start for the beginning.

You can't watch this. Oh, dang. I just skip ahead to get some visuals here. I can't really show on the screen. It's, uh... They're getting attacked. This guy going, fuck it. They're going to take the horses.

I'd rather die. Yeah. It looks familiar. It's great. Maybe I did see it. Anyway, yeah, it was... But you know what I'd like to see is the Little Big Horn. Never been up there.

Custer's last stand? Ooh. That'd be a cool one. Where's that? Dakota's... South Dakota? I'm a dumbass. If I got which one wrong.

It's one of the Dakotas. Yeah, that's got to be weird. To stand on the ground where all those people died. That's a good one. Because he was there to hunt them, and he ended up running into, like, the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever. Yeah, ever.

They all got together. Yeah. Montana. Oh, Montana. What am I am I? A fucking idiot? Damn. On the middle of nowhere.

Wow. Imagine the, just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them, you're on the attack, and you go over the hill, and you're like, oh, shit, no. Yeah. What is this, a reenact? That's just where it is. That's what it looks like there. They probably reenacted every year, just like the Civil War dorks do.

I've been to those. I love this. I go to Gettysburg and watch it. It was so sick. That's hilarious. It was awesome. That's hilarious. Yeah.

A little big one would be a sick one. I was watching this dude. He had a truck, a YouTube video, and he was doing some upgrade to this truck. And he pointed the front license plate, and he said, oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate. And I was like, what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi The Mississippi flag For the license?

Was it just the Confederate flag? Kind of. Have you seen the Mississippi flag? See if you can find the Mississippi flag? Because he had a Mississippi flag, I fucked it up, but for his front license plate. And I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, Mississippi held it down for,

I think they might still be yelling it down. I think it would be a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like. Okay. That's crazy. That is so wild. I don't give a fuck, dude It's fucking sick

Obviously I understand people having a problem with it I get it I bet that change you're kind of crazy That's kind of crazy that they kept that confederate flag in there for so long Yeah, 2020 For 1996 to 2020 So that's what it was? So what is it currently? Pre-96 might have been just the fucking

Current Oh, they turn into a flower that's what it is currently it's a flower that's hilarious well it wasn't for this dude in his truck that's the state flags back then were so sick at Gettysburg you can see all the like

the battle flags they had South had some good ones did they North typically stuck with the fucking American flag but every you know your state it was all state pride it was fucking cool they all had fucking slogans they would talk shit it was fucking awesome

it's so cool yeah they were basically Europe and they had reputations a bunch of countries 1894 wow took it down in 2020 I think what they were doing all the rest of competitor monument stuff that probably got 2020

they were like also Mississippi boys it's so crazy imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag and they were just rocking that Like, what? Right? Come on. Come on.

It's just a part of it. It's historical. It's German. With German. Part of our thing. Yeah, they had good ones. And you would like that. Each group had, like, they had reputations.

Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade. It was like these Midwest freaks. So they were all like German and Norwegian. They were all fucking huge. Right. And like, they wore big, tall black hats to make them even taller. And, like, the Confederate generals would see those black hats. And be like, fuck.

Get out of there. I don't know if that... Well, whatever. They ruled. It's fun. There was the Louisiana... Louisiana Tigers. They would fucking get you.

They were a bunch of freaks. Imagine, like, dressing up. Like, look at that photo. Pull that photo up again. You showed the earlier one? The one where they're all, like, staying in there with their suits on. Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.

Look at that. That's so weird. No, I like... I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up. Click on the one in the... upper right corner the left-hand thumbnails upper right yeah right there look at that dude that's a good guy you could shoot me but just imagine like this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war it's so weird looking with your got to your goofy hat

full-on-post photo with like a fake background like you take at good point show me the good point you could do that with like marines right in military dress right yeah they would do that no they didn't have to show them those suave's what's a suave you're gonna like their outfits. Yeah? They're a little gay boy outfits. They didn't fucking people up. Z-O-U-V-E-S, I think.

Yeah, it's good. Oh, boy. Swag, dude. Whoa. Where were they? MC Hammer Pants. Where did they live? They were in the north.

They were breaking. New York? No. Really? Yeah. Hold this thought. I have to pee. We're right back.

So who are these African fellows? They're from Africa? No, they swaggerjacked the French, North African. Oh, so the other guys were where, though, that swagger jacked from where were that? I think New York, I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it. Could be wrong. Bro, when I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened, too? Yeah.

What? So these are the guys? Yeah, it's good swag. where did they live though I think if you look up Zwavez's American Civil War So these guys fought in the Civil War dress like that Yeah

Wow Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes And everyone's dressing like Bro that was the drip That was the coolest group of dudes Look at these guys What's with the hats That's a crazy look

so how many of those were from the area where this is Chicago won the first first one huh he formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zwaves that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea bro that part of the world who that's one of the things about like when Russian fighters fight in the UFC See? I always have to, like, I got my little calculations.

Like, this guy, he moves real good. I'm like, he's from where? Oh, he's from Chechnya? Well, he's going to win. Well, he's probably going to fuck this guy up. Check out what the description is here. A fellow who can pull up a hundred and ten pound dumbbell who can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels, hanging to his heels. I don't know what that means.

jump 17 feet 4 inches high without a springboard 17 feet high Who can They must have been crazy Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck Without previously softening his shin bones

In a steam bath What? Who can take a five shooting Revolver in each hand And knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces Turning somersaults all the time And firing every shot in the air

That's a Zwave. All right. Whose quote is this? That's a silly quote. That guy was, here you go, gay. It was a drunk Zwares. He was gay for the Zavis. Yeah, I'll tell you what they can do.

This guy. This guy's doing backflips and shooting cards. Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration. Of course. Of course, you can't jump fucking 20 feet. Nobody can do that. At first, I was with you, though. He said he shot the spades at 80 yards.

What do you say, 80? paces? Yes, because Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force. 80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80 paces? What does that mean when they say 80 paces? I got it right. New York, I feel good about that.

So it's just like if you're just a full step? I guess. But it's everybody's step is longer or shorter. True. So what is it like? You're fighting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards? You know how retarded that is? If you're doing a draw or a duel against the shortcut,

You're fucked, he's going to hit 10 paces real quick. Got shot in the back. I think everybody has a count. Is ready, aim, fire. 10 paces. This is the first guy. It also says he was the first union officer to die in combat. He's a dork.

He was trying to wear cool clothes and got shot. Yeah, my first thought is, how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa? It was a dork. Read a newspaper article. Yeah. He probably was way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it. It's just, you know? Then all of a sudden, first menaces comes around.

Yeah. We're going to whip them. Watch out. They have guns, too. Yeah. There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg. Or from just the Civil War. They're hilarious.

Because this guy's talking like that back. I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant from that. distance he gets shot in the head who said that to uh he said said that said that to like a transcriber all of his boys all of his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks and he was like come on what do you guys supposed he's they couldn't hit an elephant from this distance oh popped you got popped in the head tough last one yeah you want your last words to be cool how accurate were those rifles even like the rifles that they used so they use ball they used those little ball muskets

no they started getting rifling they started getting rifling yeah yeah yeah Real bullets? So Gettysburg was 63, so by then they were definitely. Right, because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanchee, that they had already introduced the Colt. I think in like 1850? When did Colt invent the revolver? Oh, here it goes. I feel like officers have a revolver.

What years is this? So 1861 is, it says model 1861, that's a rifled musket, 1855. 1855 that's another rifled musket it says rifle okay it doesn't say rifled musket it says rifle but it has a flint lock like the whole thing it looks the same

but then Navy Colt Navy revolver it doesn't say what year oh it says weapons of the Civil War so they had revolvers at least okay yeah at least the officers did and then the cavalry had those carbines and yeah scroll back up

again to that image? The one that you just showed? It's a little better. Oh, okay. So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles. That looks like a long pistol, right? So I bet they had a bullet. Right, those aren't muskets, right?

Top, this mini ball thing. Mm-hmm. Mm. Interesting. But they definitely had, like... It seems like they had pistols. The South definitely had some guys with some muskets. kids coming out.

So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I think they started using them, the Texas Rangers started using them first before the military even used them. That was the story in Empire the Summer Moon, right? Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds. 36, damn.

Wow, 1836. The revolver. 1831. Wow. He invented the first practical revolver in 1831, received a U.S. patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836. So in 1831, this motherfucker invented it.

1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it. We don't want it. We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver. Oh, you can stab with that. I'm an old school musket guy. I want to take 10 minutes. This guy. These guys that are like old school and everything.

There's going to be always guys that are old school musket guys. Look at that thing. Wow. What is that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder? That doesn't make sense. Like, how did that work? They do have, like, when did they invent bullets? I think they had to make their own bullets like on the end. Oh my God, they had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course. Yeah, right? Yeah. If you ran out. So you probably have the cartridges, you pack all your bullshit in there and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked. I bet they sucked. I bet they, Half the time they didn't go off right.

Yeah, they probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, because, right, how do you, you would have, I bet the first one they had handmade ammo. When did they start mass producing ammo? We could just go buy ammo. I think that would be like World War I. No.

I've actually just read about this. I mean, a little bit before. American Civil War, they would have mass produced ammo. Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then. They started converting factories to do stuff. Wow. And then big war comes and you may start making money off it. So that's a problem that, like, manufacturing goes big up when it's a nice, fat war.

People get real excited, a lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that. Well, maybe we did. Oh, we definitely did. Imagine, like, growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have after winning World War II. You'd feel so, dude, that'd be so sick. Wouldn't be incredible. It'd be awesome.

It must have been amazing. We were fucking Americans. We saved the world. That was the narrative. And then Vietnam. Fucked it all up. And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good guys.

We went to the good wars. Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked. Like, how many times have people been tricked? Don't get into that. A lot. Don't get into that thought process. I love getting into that thought process. What's that, Jamie?

Celebrations of things. victory day yeah look at all these people holding up signs and say peace everybody's so happy they know they get to live you only get that happy when you think you were going to die if there was no war and these people just said let's have a celebration for being an american a black guy dead center that's nice how do you get everybody to look at the camera what the fuck one black dude dead center some guy had a bullhorn I guess everyone please yeah for sure there's definitely one camera they're gonna take a friend That might be AI.

Seems like there's too many people. No, I believe that picture. It's like Times Square. Yeah, that's a cover of an album. It looks good. That's a Pink Floyd album. I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just, I guess if you see one camera, everyone wants to be in the picture, but.

Yeah, what is that? Come on, son. What fuck is that? There were like four cameras. They were probably like, holy shit of cameras here. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Everybody look up here. Yeah. And back then, everyone was taking orders. Also, it might be AI. No, those are real. I believe those. It might be a simulation. Do you imagine being there, though?

What a party. I bet everybody just fucked everybody. It's probably the best party ever. They probably went crazy for like days, just drinking and getting you a fuck on. Then that hangover hits and you go, fuck. Back to the bar. I got to go to work. Back to the bar.

Fuck. Crazy. Yeah, fuck all that PTSD, those guys just got, you know. Coming home, drinking a couple of beers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Liberating a camp, seeing all that. Trench warfare.

Yeah, World War I trenches. How about that? Bomber. How about what those people come back from, watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves? Over in, for some reason, you're in Europe. Some reason? We're fighting Germany?

Why? So you got flown in for some reason? In World War I, why? Yeah, for the record. Well, the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz-Hobber story. What's that? Fritz-Hobber is the guy that invented Zyclon B, right? Oh.

So he invented Zyclon A. He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide, and it had a very distinct odor. And then Zyclan B, they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented a bunch of shit. One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen. out of the atmosphere. It's called the Hobber method. And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world

is through the hobber method. So that revolutionized fertilizer. So you can get nitrogen from the air. He figured this out. At the same time, he was using gas to fucking kill the Allied troops with giant fans. So at the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize. He was also wanted for war crimes.

And he was Jewish. So eventually... The guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish? Yes. And eventually he had a flee. Talk about your all-time backfires. They kept him around for a while. They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas.

Oh. Yeah. And then eventually he had a flee. They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country. And he died on the road. He died like in transit. He had a bad horror, I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude.

There's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front of him. and he left anyway to go to the front lines and he left his like 13 year old son with her as she was dying yeah she shot herself in front of him and he was like fuck it I'm going to

well I'm going to the front line he's probably gonna kill himself it's a it's a crazy story damn crazy story it's a good movie yeah but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings you figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere

and you could use it as end industrial fertilizer. How much food was grown? How many people were fed? How many, how many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method? Yeah, at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people, just send a poison through the air and everybody downwind dead. Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs, fuck you. It's a cloud of poison with giant fans. Just blowing poison towards. you fuck but I mean you know why is it better to shoot people why is it better what it's way it's way better no it's way better the gas no shooting people yes well to you hear those stories are getting fucking gas the nicest way those are the worst things I've ever heard is a big nuke that's the nicest he just goes unless you're on the slight slight outskirts then you're getting burned you know what the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently this dude was talking

We were talking about UFOs. And one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described, one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back-engineered craft, the way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system, meaning that the moment you want it, or instantaneous, instantaneous, instantaneously. Like, it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb. Like, there's no delay. There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or a point on the map you want it to be instantaneously. Imagine if the fucking, this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is because we gave, they came here, They dropped off some UFOs.

They said, hey, guys, figure this out. This is how we travel. And we said, wouldn't it be cool to just nuke people instantly? Instantly. We could put a gun on this thing. And that's how they described it. Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system. And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing that any, because what kind of fucking sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured out how to make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want to.

What year did all the UFO shit start? It all started after the bombs. When was Roswell? 47. That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing. That's all they were thinking about. That's all they were thinking about. It's the only thing they're thinking about.

The moment we can figure this out, we're putting a fucking nuke on it. Wait, we can kill everybody? Yeah, they just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go from dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later. supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistor weird scientific provenance to it and then the other weird thing was fiber optics there's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell yeah but a weird inventions I will

say though devil's advocate it's 47 48 that's like the whole the whole country is inventing things for war yeah for war yeah so we're inventing we're trying our hardest to invent this shit oh 100% there's just a weird story behind the transistor what's that yeah well you can find it Jamie we brought it up the other day it is odd when you read it because it's the way to create it it it's such a crazy invention the way to create it and then there's like the dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists and the guy's a fucking bozo like there's no why why did he get the credit for that and it more likely it was something that they got from

somewhere it's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is, I'm butchering it until we get the quote. I bet back then you could just, if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you'd go, yeah. Well, they just did it. I can't believe I invented it. That guy at MIT.

Yeah. Bro, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. It's the same guy as the Brown shooting. Is it? Is that what they're saying? Right. How convenient.

Is he dead already? How convenient? Mm-hmm. How convenient. I could be wrong on that. Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple things. Is that really true? But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting?

The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist. Yes. They know this for sure. I think so. Again, this is coming out a week later. Yeah. What? Okay, Brown University shooting live update.

Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear. Holy. Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights. Okay. So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MI2 shooting. So he's the suspect in both shootings. 48-year-old Portuguese national. So he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist, that's working on crazy shit in his

talking about, see if you can find the thing where he was talking about, we played it, right? We was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the north and south pole that they have to switch. And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us. I don't believe it. Magneto sphere. I don't believe it? No.

Too crazy? Yeah. There's no way, dude. I'm focused on college football. I get it. I don't. I have no... They killed this guy, though.

I have no use for electromagnetic spheres. But if this guy invented some or was on to some technology that could revolutionize power, if you really did find, like, cold fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys get killed. That's, I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd dude gets killed. Yeah. And he's involved in some fusion project. Absolutely.

And then 24 hours later, Trump, true social, like, merges with a fusion power company. Did that happen? Yeah. Oh. Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah, pull that story up.

I'm thinking about college football playoffs. I know. I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua. That'll be fun. Here it goes. True social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in $6 billion deal. By the way, it could be totally unrelated. What a coincidence?

Or Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company part owned by President Trump said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant. I wish that, you know what that Portuguese fellow should have done? He should have got, if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time. He should have waited until after the summer to shoot this fucking. Here's a stupid, here's a very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the difference in fusion and fission?

Do we currently use fission, correct? Is that what they do? Is fusion what we don't use? Like, which is which? That's not a stupid question. That's an insanely smart question. Because cold fusion is the holy grail. Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways. Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotose.

Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there. Jamo, bring up TJ Duckett highlights Just find out please Is a hydrogen bomb A fusion bomb

It's fission It's fission Hydrogen bomb But it says It combines light atoms Like hydrogen isotopes And fusion Different process

Okay So cold fusion Is something That they're all searching for Oh, the fuel is uranium And plutonium

The key differences Is it a hydrogen bomb, fission, or fusion? Here we go. Fusion. Yeah, so it is. Yeah, vision is the trigger. Oh, it uses, how weird. It's known as a thermonuclear bomb primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power,

but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger. Okay. So fission is the trigger. Yeah, I think that's what the whole movie they're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting. And once they figured one out, then they, you know, that's what I cut out of it. Bro, and the bombs they make now make these the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs. Yeah.

Zarbamba? There you go. Atomic bomb is fission only. Oh. Hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megatons versus kilotons. This is good. I'm going to correct someone when the bomb goes off.

We're getting nuke, so I'm going to go, actually. Hold on. That looks like fission to me. Are you going to try to whack one off if the bomb's coming? You have 30 seconds. I didn't think I was that type of guy. Based on fucking my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't think.

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That's crazy You sin if you do that If you want to go old school You're sinning if you do that We all know There's a difference You have a conscience Right

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Get over it. Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results. So you've got to dig yourself. Yeah, we're just going to have to wait a few days. You're going to wait for the super nerds. Yeah, let the nerds go through that. Get in there and go to work.

The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma. or Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua It's going to be incredible What do you think is going to happen? I think if Joshua tries his artist It's just a jab will win A jab is going to win the fight

He's going to be Just jab the shit out of him He's so much taller and bigger And he's better at boxing It's just crazy that he wanted to do it That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua I wonder how much Jake got

Oh he must be getting an extraordinary An ordinary amount of money for this. Because everyone's going to watch. Yeah. Whether you're a know-it-all, boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else. No, you know you're boxing. I know a little.

These guys are real boxing experts. But at the point is, everyone's going to watch it. Even the casuals, everyone's going to watch it. I'm going to watch it. Because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea. Yeah. Like, Gervante Davis is not the best idea.

Gervante's small. He fights at 1.35. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy. But when the guy's way bigger than you, Now I'm interested. Like, okay. For sure.

Javante would fuck him up. Javentis? Depends with... I don't know how big Jake is. He's big. He's, uh, he's, uh, he's 2.16, and he's solid as a rock. And Jervante fights 135. That's way bigger.

Yeah. It's way bigger. Yeah. There's a lot of, like, the, even only... Skill is awesome, but it only goes so far when someone's that huge. Yeah. You know? Yeah, just like...

Jermante probably could fuck him up, because he's really fucking good. I heard that. There's him knocking down and gone. That's what happened. That's me and you. Look at this. I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you.

Dude. You do not want to get popped by this guy. He's so big. No. And he's been knocking people out forever, man. Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul? Well, there's guys he said, like, openly, he doesn't want to fight. Like, he doesn't want to fight David Benavides.

He's like, fuck that. Yeah. I don't want to fight that guy. But he thinks Joshua. was... I don't get it, man. Benevedes is fucking terrifying. Make no mistake about it.

Without Ruiz. You could have got Ruiz out there. Which one? Isn't that the chubby guy? Oh, Andy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could have got him out. But he might not have taken it easy. I think there's... Yeah, Andy Ruiz is dangerous. I'm trying to find a guy who's going to take it easy. You think Josh was going to take it easy? Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave. I don't know.

That seems like a wild card. That was a crazy speech. It seems like a guy who's up to do whatever. I can't believe that I never saw that until your brother. No, no, don't make me. It got weird. It got weird, dude. It got, it was watching it.

Because I like Anthony Joshua, and I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy. Well, when a dude, they outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy, and he outboxes you two fights in a row. Like, it really batters you a little bit, at least in one of them. there were some moments in like the last round where he was just getting boxed up man Usik's so good

you're so slick that guy's 38 post fight though I'll give anyone you can say anything like I remember when like remember when McGregor broke his leg and everyone was like I can't believe he's saying all this

it's like dude right he was in a fight 20 seconds ago he's gonna be saying crazy shit and his leg's broken And he's in terrible pain. Yeah. Like, I don't know, post-fight interview is like, they're going to say wild shit. They're just in a fight.

Yeah. If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one. Oh, his leg was. His leg was fucked up before that fight. They knew it. They had done MRIs on it and shit. They didn't know what it was. You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it.

Maybe he had a hairline fracture or something. Yeah, it wasn't just a check. It was compromised. It wasn't much, man. It wasn't much. It wasn't much. Would you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much? It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the shin at the high spot.

Yeah. Like the top of the shin up here, it's so hard to break. And the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it. But that one didn't kind of look like that. And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight. I'm like, oh, man, that's a bad idea. But you think you could do anything when you're Connor McGregor. You know, like, fuck this guy.

He beat me the first fight, but I'm going to fuck him up the second fight. Being Connor McGregory is literally being on cocaine. Yeah. Whether you're honest or not. He was going, ah. Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo. That must have been so fun to be at those. They were crazy.

How fun was it? I didn't go to press conferences. I watched them. Oh, really? I never go. The weigh-ins were wild. The whole crowd's Irish. The wayans were crazy.

Yeah. Well, the wayans were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in. So you had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Yeah. Now they have ceremonial weigh in. So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say official weight is 1.45. Everybody cheers.

So when Connor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton. Bro, he looked. Yeah, see if you can find that. He looked. He looked. Terrified. Crazy. So let's see him get on the scale.

That's Jose Al, though. So Connor would get on first. Connor got on first. Look at him. Bro, look how sunken in he is. I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit. Yeah, how do you not faint? Finally, the weight is over.

Joe's 18. You know, Connor has played it quiet this week. He ain't playing it quiet now. Fainting a kick like I have to like get between everybody I don't think Jose really looks scared I'm gonna get again the Irish fans have come out for the biggest UFC Featherweight title fight ever Give us your thoughts on tomorrow night

And Jose Aldo as an opponent I'm sick of talking about Jose I visualize and I look at his facial features and I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots i just want to thank the irish people for coming out here for me that means everything tomorrow night i will bring that goal home for all them once again connor mcgregor ladies and gentlemen brother that was back when he was fighting one forty five that boy was big at one forty five chugging electrolytes let me see what they look like josie aldo was big at 45 too man josea aldo was one of the greatest

145 pounders over. Bro, not to be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie Kirk was fucking, yo. Holy shit. Bro. That's Derek. It's not.

He speaks Portuguese. Trust me. It's not Charlie Kirk. That was fucking... Son of a bitch. Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making light of anything.

That looked exactly like Charlie Kirk. If you meet him, he does it. It's just the angle. Bro. Yeah, hold on. Joe. It's just the angle, I'm telling you. No, you're into it.

something what's going on here crisis actors you ever see those people that get like super obsessed with crisis actors well hold on that's another thing that's a good point there is now look at what he looks the next day he's all filled in his eyes his face oh it's completely filled in I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs because you wait in the same day I mean excuse me you wait in on the scale not the same day the day before Black Trunks for the champion

Jose Aaldo Jew caught and relaxed smiling Oh my God The first time I've ever said He slept him

Ever in a fight It just came out Yeah Because it was like That's what he did He just slept him That was crazy And the fact that he did it

After like months And months and months Of taunting And shit talking And Worst case For Aldo For Aldo's

Worst case Yeah God that blows It blows yeah and it was yeah just a quick oh that sucks but you ever see aldo in his prime yeah aldo when he was in the WEC didn't see that bro um Aldo won't use this is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate oh that's crazy that was when it happened six months before that is when it started oh well so alto always got big at 145 and and there was been a few

there was a few way-ins where he got real big where he had a really hard time making 145 and then he started fighting at 135 and he just got like a real good guy like a specialist to help him with the weight cut and he made it pretty easy nutritionist got everything dialed in just makes you think like if that guy was at 35 the whole time he was fucking everybody up at 45 you know that everybody remembers him for that fight yeah that's a problem that's a tough one he was so good dude

isn't he wasn't he still fighting he just retired yeah yeah just retired like this year yeah I think he got a bad like a very close decision didn't go his way yeah and he retired that's right Zahabah I watched it yeah yeah he was a kept kept going. Well, he tried to take that dude out, and he survived.

Zahavi survived. And he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out. And then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight. Who do you like now? Who's a young guy? Because you told me about Jack Delamadalena a while ago. Oh, Altabagotier. This guy from Cameroon.

Really? Oh, he's fucking terrified. Did he fight last? He's 185 pounds. Six foot four, built like a Greek god, smokes everybody. Everybody just gets smoked. Did he fight last week? No, he didn't fight last week.

But I'm not sure when he's fighting again. But see if you could find his, like a highlight reel of his KOs. Bro. How did you name again? Ateba Gautier. I hope I'm saying it right. Could have never spelled that. Yeah, when you have to say it in a way in.

But this guy. I've seen you fucking write them out. Yeah, I fuck it up all the time. There's too many guys. I can't remember all of them. But this guy, just his style, however I mispronounce his name or get it right, his fucking he's terrifying. What the fuck is that guy?

Bro, he's 1.85. And the guy in the left, Sean Strickland used to be the 85-pound champion and still one of the best 85-pounders in the world. The Silent Assassin, just see if you can find a highlight reel. We've got some action of this dude Just fucking people up Megan Olivie So you back it up a little

So you can see Just fucking people up dude Terrifying power Super speed Excellent technique, everything Yeah Guys got a bunch of cats I like that

I was in a house with cats Yeah He used to go visit cats Yeah bro he's he's good man He's good Super fucking strong too Very you know like very big for the weight class

and awesome striking how old is it young oh bro he fought this dude and that guy was so fucking tough yeah and that guy just kept waving him in yeah bro it was I mean most humans would have been gone before that

this guy hung in there as long as he could still still trying to get him off him yeah but that dude he's That guy's the future. I feel like those... He's the future. I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy. They could run into a Russian wrestler.

No, like Ingano, Mioch is just a guy that's like a firefighter from Cleveland. Oh, he's 23? The thing you have to recognize about Francis Nguyenu, them. Francis Inganu, when he fought Miochus for the world title, had only been doing MMA for like four years. Yeah. like when they had a rematch a couple years later Francis was a different human being and he fucked him up and he was real patient

but that first fight first fight was crazy that was just a guy surviving just going he's going to get tired yeah it was awesome it was awesome it was like probably one of steepest most impressive victories because Francis was like flatline on everybody and he also took a lot of shots in that fight he ate a lot of big shots I was cheering for the white.

Were you? Yeah, if you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty-looking white guy. I hope he wins. Who's he fighting? The most jacked black dude of all time? Literally. He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural. Fan of the Mexicans, too.

I like to see a Mexican get in there. Like that guy, that guy that was just taunting. That's hilarious. They got a spirit for fighting. I'll tell you that. There's like a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions. like you think about how many boxers

that are like world champions that were Mexican the number's nuts Julio Cesar Chavez Canelo, Salvador Sanchez you can go down the line forever and ever and ever there's so many Mexican champions they're like Jews and Nobel Peace Prize they got their thing bro

it's so true oh this is what I was going to say earlier about the crisis actors it's the same thing as like like when they go that's a crisis actor It's like, no, you just went through the most insane It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight He's going to be weird

Right Like you don't know how you would react Yeah, you have no idea You know this is a fucking crisis actor It's like dude he just went through Something he didn't know was happening And all of a sudden it's the worst thing ever But also don't you think crisis actors are real

Like if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event And you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away. How many actors do you know? A lot, right? Yeah, I know a good amount. How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on? Zero.

But here's the thing. You don't have to be an actor to act. Of course. Right? Kevin Durant was really good and not Kevin Durant. Kevin Barnett was really good. Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so funny.

You got fucking Durantula on the brain? anyway people have acted that are like not actors yeah you see tigers yeah you see tigers yeah there you know none of us can act no but wait crisis actors as I don't I don't I genuinely don't know if that's well I know that MK ultra exists right for sure you know they do I do mind control and you know they do regime change things you know they do propaganda do you think they've ever put together like something fake yes I think I think maybe pulling down that statue in iraq they had some fucking brown people show up and be like yeah we like this i don't think like sandy hook a guy getting done with sandy hook his kids just died

and right before he gets interviewed he's like smiling no no no of course that's a touching one but like people going that's a crisis actor because he was smiling before the interview it's like dude he's in he's a mental yeah nut job his kid just got killed what happened with that guy you know what i mean yeah you can't i don't think i think i think it'd be tough to get american crisis actors. I think it would be tough. Yeah. Because somebody would go, I went to fucking middle school with that guy. For sure. That's a good point. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. No, no. It's a real good point.

I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue. Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this, was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video? There was a weird video that someone had made. It was like an anti-Muslim video and they were trying to say that it was, the attack was in response to this video i'm not sure you remember there was something it was something really kooky and people were not buying it it was real weird there was like some sort of like american propaganda film about muslims god i don't remember it does that any of this ring a bell jamie there was like a video that they were trying to say oh they attacked us because of

this video and then everybody was like wait what and then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing yeah and go whoa who's you guys are lying about all kinds of shit no they're lying about all types of shit without a doubt always I'm just saying yeah after a school shooting or like a thing in America like having fake actors it seems impossible seems impossible to me it seems impossible not because I don't think they would like to do that right it just seems because it couldn't pull it off yeah but but you but you They definitely use agent provocateurs. Without a doubt.

They definitely did at the Capitol. Without a doubt. They used guys that pretended to be patriots. I think it's this. That's right. The Innocents of Muslims. That's the film. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The amateur film created by Nakula Nakula, Nakula. That's a real person. Nakula, Nakula is a real person? No. That's crazy. Yeah, right. Couldn't even name him. The fucking CIA is so lazy.

Oh, there's a drawing of them. That's it. That's me. Nicola Nicola, you know me. All we got out is a drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a fucking drawing of this guy. Wasn't it kind of like hot?

So it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner, sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya. So the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests. A narrator that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack. Uh-huh. The film fueled initial anger.

Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah, that's the story. So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video. And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connections to shenanigans? with the making of the video? Oh. Like intelligence agencies?

Probably. Bro. Yeah, probably. I wish the CIA would talk to me. You think? What would they tell you? I go, bro, keep it up. Good job.

We like it. We like you. We like your vibe. I go, dude, I fuck with you guys. I fucking hated JFK. Whoa. Is that what you'd say? Yeah, I go, bro.

Sick job. I think these guys probably all like JFK. I like JFK. Yeah, I think you've got to be careful because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different. The CIA.

We're doing things actually in America's interest. What do you think they're up to? Who knows? They're not up to nothing. Tell you that. They're doing something. It's not like they're just chilling.

You know? They're definitely up to something. Yeah. I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy. He is. Very coy with those answers. You ever get the CIA boys coming? What do you mean?

Have they ever talked to you? Him? Him? Yeah. I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA. anymore, Shane Gillis. He's retired now. He has zero connection with him now. But then he just goes on the biggest platform

of the world. Every now and again. Yeah, I'm sure he's done. I'm sure he's done. It's interesting hearing his perspective, because you've got to know how they think. Like, what, what are the top brass? Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking super spy shit? Oh, you know what? This comes out when? I bet we're at war

with Venezuela. Do you think that's real? They're going for it, right? I thought they weren't. I thought they decided not to. I don't think anybody's going to really support that at all. No. It would be a terrible idea, but also those plaques. Yeah, they don't get a...

Those plaques are a fucking terrible idea. Obviously he doesn't give a fuck. The tweet. The tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah. I know. Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that? No. I don't, I hope not. Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war

with Venezuela. That's fair. That's fair. Maybe it's... I know what that article is. Orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seizure by U.S. forces. I understand the refuse. They're saying refuse to rule it out. That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that?

And he was like, shut up, quiet. Quiet, Peggy. So it's refused to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicholas Maduro urged his Navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed in the region in decades. In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table. I don't rule it out. No, he's headed in a phone interview with the network.

And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that U.S. could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States. Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit? I don't know. What were we talking about Rubio earlier? What was it? He was talking shit again. What was earlier? What was it about?

It was early in the podcast like three hours. Oh, about deporting that girl. He was like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa. It's like, bro, no one elected you. You lost. You got made fun of. You were little Marco. You were sweaty little Marco.

I remember. He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs. Oh, is he? Yeah. All right, well, then, cool. That's what they do to get us to keep voting. They go, yo, Epstein Files, we got them. We got it.

Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing. Yeah. Go vote for us. I'll tell you what, though, the UFOs is, that's the real thing. It's the most important thing. We're working on that right now. I'm real close.

I'm going to get a skiff. I don't know. I'll be right back. I've been around the country. I think we got bigger fish to fry. There's a lot of fish. There's a fucking UFOs. Bro, there was this lady who did this video who just went to Los Angeles for five days

and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like. And she said that Skid Row is 50. How many blocks is Skid Row? because I swear she said it's 50 blocks Campy Campy it's the whole city It's like downtown How many blocks is it?

How many blocks? Oh, it is How many blocks is How many blocks is Skid Row? I was just important How do you even measure things by blocks? Blocks aren't universally the same size Are there?

50 bucks Roughly 50 or 54 blocks It's a quarter mile Square quarter mile It's a quarter mile of chaos Do you know how crazy that is? That's crazy You know, crazy that is?

That's how bad Skid Row is. And she said, you don't understand it until you get there. And she said, the entire city has a heavy feel to it. Like, it doesn't feel right. Like, you feel, it feels off. Is that a real sign? Skid Row, you want to be a loser? Wait, hold on. Skid Row is actually a population too many.

The name of it? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like. You got to go down there and check it out, bro. I've been, I've been. It's complete insanity. You got to go to Kensington and Allegheny. They've shut down the streets.

Fire that up. Give me some Google images. People just live in there. Just living on the streets. K&A and Philly. But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks. Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch-ass skid row. No, no, no. We're doing the real deal. You went from the big skid row to little bitch-ass kid. No, no. How many blocks you got?

We're the epicenter of heroin. Let's take a bet. I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row. No, no. I would say Philly's got it way worse. Really? More blocks? More people, no. No.

But that, it's that for... But that's Skid Row, too, man. I think it's the same. I think Darylicks are the same everywhere. But here they could freeze to death. That is the difference. That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore.

Yeah, I can't say, I don't know. Philly ones can freeze to death. K&A is... Bad. I think it's the worst place I've seen in America. Jesus Christ. Although I was just in Portland and... That shit...

It's such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city. It's just fucked up. But I don't want to... The homelessness problem is a real... It's a real crazy issue. And no one can come up with a solution.

Because it might be the result of an issue that already happened, and now it's too late to fix. And how do you fix it? I don't know. I haven't heard one good fucking answer. Nope. not one other than just every single person I know going fucking city sucks well there's no

solution also they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better which is not a good sign that's usually means there's a hole in your bucket dear lila I bet there's a hole in the bucket I bet there is a hole they've proven it there's people that are making a ton of money it's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness that's how it is anytime there's an issue somebody's going to be making a fuck ton of money Always. People are dirty. Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on the Haiti? Did they?

I don't know, allegedly. Did they? They made money on Haiti? Put that in the perplexity. How would they have made money on Haiti? I think they just took some of the donations. What happened? Fuck if I know.

I think somebody owned a fucking mind down there. Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that? Yeah, he went to jail, right? I don't know what that was about. Or he got arrested and, Sentenced, if he hasn't got to jail? Sentenced the 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financier Joe Lowe

to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China. Whoa. You think that would be a bigger story. Whoa. What is he from again? The Fugees. Oh, damn. That's crazy.

They took two years. Because Lauren Hill. Yeah. Let's get a row. Oh, that's crazy. Spent the night down there for a few days. Oh, he probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude. They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion, remember?

They put her away. They hate the Fugis. Bro, that's crazy. Yeah. White Clef John's Haitian. But it seems like this dude was involved. The Fugees might have been up to no good. White Clef John, I love that staying alive version.

He rules. Oh, he rules. But he had an issue with Haiti, too, right? He's Haitian. Right, but didn't, wasn't there like? Probably. I think a lot of the money got funny down there. As it will do when money is...

The worst thing I've ever seen, there's a documentary on Haitian prisons. Oh, no. You want to see, bro, it's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people. Oh, no. And also there's no due process because they can't process everybody. So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything. And I'm here for 15 years. And then there's an earthquake

And everyone gets out And then they go I think that guy was in prison Pick him up It's just a fucking guy Who's like Yeah I wasn't Now you're in the worst prison on earth

Yeah it's a tough one No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton Personally profited Or received salaries From Haiti related activities Through the Clinton Foundation The Foundation raised around

30 to 500 million What? For Haiti, post-2010 earthquake directing funds to aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead. You get 500 million, you're fucking, they're not going to notice, 15. Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorist? I'm not conspiracy theorist. I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies. Oh, really? The Protestants formed against the Irish.

Oh, no. They joined, all the southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Wow. Tale is old as time. It's an IRA versus... Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities. So watch out. It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.

You'd think we'd have more presidents, the Catholics. Yeah, they only had one. Biden, too. Oh, Biden's Catholic. We got Biden. Allegedly. True. We only got one.

He got shot. And then Biden was doing an auto sign. Give us a good one. Yeah. You got anybody in mind? Nick Fletes? He could probably win a few years. Hold on.

Let's talk. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? 20 years ago couldn't have existed. Now super popular. What's 20 years from now look like? You know, maybe someone like that can win. Well, we'll see. I got to be so bad

we gotta wrap this up anyway I'm down 14 we got that one at the buzzer yeah well listen I will say this about it it's fascinating to watch that there's like a whole group

of people that feel very unrepresented in the world and especially like young men and here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ and he also does a lot of shit posting a lot of talking shit a lot of trolling says women shouldn't be allowed to vote says wild shit and and that Pierce

Morgan thing is like bro that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert sure like they're playing two totally different games and it's also the thing the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is he's still funny as fucks funny so that's where you're in a lot of trouble when he hits him do you think the hall you made jokes about the holocaust he goes too soon like dude And you could see... He's wild. You could see, but you could see peers going, oh, fuck.

Bro, when he was like, me mom died. I was like, holy shit. Bro, he got hit. He got hit with a missile on that one. Too soon? Too soon it was like, oh, my God. I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online. Oh, no.

What is... Hey, I'm just having a good time. He got head from a block? There's a black block. He got head from a Polish person, a blockhead? Yeah. Well, duh. Well, duh.

That's like, duh. Trump or fucking Clint got a head in a hot tub? Can you imagine if you were one of those guys and you were like, finally, I got a place where I can get my free call. I will say, dude, do you ever try to get a head in a hot tub? That seems gross. It's fucking impossible. It's going inside.

Yeah, this is going inside. I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is not ideal. I'm like barely hard. It's fucking water's getting in your mouth. Don't give you head in the hot tub. You shouldn't get that. your mouth anyway.

You fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system. All right. All right. I love you, brother. Thank you. We'll have fun. Bye, everybody.