The Joe Rogan Experience - #2439 - Johnny Knoxville
Episode Date: January 15, 2026Johnny Knoxville is a stunt performer, actor, co-creator of the “Jackass” franchise, and host of “Fear Factor: House of Fear.” The series premieres Wednesday, January 14, at 9/8c on FOX and st...reams the next day on Hulu.https://youtu.be/bwSQms7eyVM?si=GelPfF28gflbjhumhttps://www.hulu.com/series/fear-factor-house-of-fear-51cd2a7b-0f54-430a-aae8-b4c630806f79 https://www.fox.com/detail/series/SER262489TTWV/fear-factor-house-of-fear Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Brought to you by Amazon MGM Studios’ new movie, Mercy, only in theaters January 23. Get tickets at https://MercyMovie.com Athletic Brewing Co. Non-alcoholic Beer. Fit For All Times. Athletic Brewing Company LLC. Milford, CT and San Diego, CA. Near Beer
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Yeah, yeah, he said, fuck you all bad.
He choked him asleep.
I would pay for it to say that.
How did you meet Judo, Gene LaBelle?
I met him first on Men and Black 2.
He was a stunt man.
Oh, okay.
And the stunt people would, the stunt people would line up outside his
trailer so they
so he would choke them out and he would give you that little
he would give you a patch afterwards you've been choked out by
judo jean labelle oh god he had all those cartoonish patches
he like gave you a bunch of those he's a character man
he uh one guy i saw one uh the stuntman
right before jean choked him out he goes one second
this irish dude and he turned around and he slapped jean in the face
and jean's like
And then after Gene choked him, they were standing up,
Gene just dropped them straight to the ground for slapping them.
Ooh.
You can get hurt like that.
Yeah, well, that's what you get for slapping Gene LaBelle.
Yeah, don't slap him a kiss.
Kiss him in the cheek before he chokes you out.
Don't slap him.
He had one of the very first ever mixed martial arts fights.
Oh, yeah, it was that he fought.
Milo Savage.
Yes.
And didn't Milo Savage grease himself up?
beforehand. Oh, yeah. But also, Gene was wearing a ghee, which kind of negates most of the
the grease. Yeah. Because you're wearing this, like, very frictiony ghee. So he grabbed him.
And where it was, I guess the rumor was Milo Savage's gloves were loaded?
I don't know. I would do that, though, if I was Milo Savage.
Oh, yeah. I would have some kind of weapon against Gene LaBelle.
Well, most people that have never grappled a guy like that, they don't have any idea. I'll
helpless you actually are until like you think i'll be able to push him away from me i'll be able
push him away and get some punches off you really don't know until that guy grabs you and it's like
being grabbed by an orangutan yeah because his mom ran the grand olympic auditorium right and he grew up
training with all the disciplines of fighters that came through there well he definitely knew
pretty much everything he knew a lot but you know obviously he's a judo specialist but he's the guy
who taught bruce lee about the importance of grappling yeah because he worked with him on the
Green Hornet?
Yeah.
I think you work with him on that.
But when he locked up with Bruce Lee, like, Bruce Lee was like, oh, okay, I'm helpless.
Like, apparently the story was that Gene picked him up and carried him around over his
shoulder.
And then Bruce Lee was like, okay, fuck this.
Because, like, Gene was a light, I think he was a light heavyweight judo champion.
So, I mean, he's probably at least 190 pounds.
And, you know, Bruce Lee was a pretty small guy.
Yeah.
And Gene just grabbed him.
His face just looked like a catcher's mitt.
It was just looking at that guy's face.
Yeah, he was a classic.
And always check out a guy's ears before you talk shit with him.
If they have that, you know...
cauliflower.
cauliflower ear, just buy him a drink or give him a hug.
Does Steveo have that?
Didn't he get it from like, didn't he have John Jones fuck his ears up?
He tried to get it.
I don't know if it happened.
You know, we tried to do that.
I tried to do that to the director,
Jeff Tremaine on Jackass Number 2
Every time someone would walk past him
They would grab his ear and twist
And we were just hoping it would cauliflower up
By the end of the film but it didn't
You gotta earn that
Yeah there's a lot of guys who fake it though
I know a lot of Jiu-Jitsu guys who fake it
They have guys fuck their ears up on purpose
Because they want to look cool
It's kind of weak
Yeah that's you gotta earn it
Yeah
It's like Robert De Niro in that movie
Where he wouldn't take Viagra remember
a hard on should be earned
It should be had legitimately or not at all
The old-fashioned way, with eye contact
Wasn't that some weird movie where he was going
He was a mob boss but he was going to a shrink
And he couldn't get it up
Oh, yeah
Was it Billy Crystal was the shrink?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't remember the name of it
But yeah, I know what you're talking about
Dude, you've had a wild ride
In life, you know what I mean?
You've done a lot of crazy shit
not just like with jackass, but became a movie star.
And you're like, what has this been like for you?
Sometimes it feels like you're living someone else's life.
Imposter syndrome?
Yeah, a little.
And I'm extremely grateful, especially for a guy with my limited education.
I get the joke what I would be doing if I didn't fall into what I'm doing.
So, yeah.
it's pretty surreal. I just keep trying to move forward.
How did you guys get started with Jackass? How did all that come to bear?
Well, I, the short answer is my then-girlfriend got pregnant and I had a daughter on the way
and I was, I moved to L.A. to act, but I wasn't doing anything, man. I was drinking a lot and
And then I'm like, oh, shit, I have to support a daughter.
I need to do something quick.
So I was living next door to Antoine Foucaux in this duplex, the director.
Oh, wow.
And he set me up with the casting director who got me a commercial agent.
My friend, John Linson, set me up writing articles for this magazine.
And because he knew I wanted to write.
And one of the articles turned into me testing self-defense equipment on myself.
And a lot of different magazines wanted the article, but they didn't want anything to do with it because I was going to shoot myself in the chest with a bulletproof vest as the last thing.
He's like stun gun, taser gun, pepper spray.
And Jeff Tremaine, who now directs Jackass, he was the editor of Big Brother magazine, a skateboarding magazine owned by Larry Flint.
and he goes, you can write it for us, and I'll help you buy a couple of the things,
and the stun gun and the taser gun, and I took the money my mom gave me for Christmas
and bought the cheapest bulletproof vest they had for the last thing.
You don't want to skimp on a bulletproof vest.
That's all I could afford.
It was either no stun gun or taser gun.
So anyway, Jeff says, hey, why don't you film that article that you're writing?
We'll put it in our skateboard video, and it kind of snowballed from there.
Oh, so that was the genesis of it.
Yeah.
Well, isn't it weird how like desperation or like the recognition that like, oh, you have responsibilities?
Like you got to get going.
Just lights a fire under your ass.
You become like a totally different person.
It was like I deal with a certain amount of overcoming fear or whatever when doing the stunts.
But there was never any fear like you have a daughter on the way and you have to figure out how to
to support her.
Yeah.
I was, I had to do something quick, and that was my best guess.
Yeah, it's the mother of invention, man.
Yeah.
That necessity, understanding.
Like, being a dad and having to take care of people, it just changes everything.
Yeah, like, what am I doing?
Yeah.
You know what I'm doing?
I'm doing fucking nothing, and I need to do something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a primal feeling, right?
Yeah.
it changed everything.
But what
when you're doing this,
like first of all,
what round,
what caliber of revolver
did you get shot with?
Well,
the vest was the cheapest one
so it could take a 38
and I got a 38.
I borrowed it
from my neighbor's wife.
Jesus Christ.
There wasn't a lot of pre-production.
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How far away were you when you got shot?
Well, my buddy was supposed to shoot me, but we just drove out the 14 because we didn't have a location.
And I'm like, pull off here.
And then we pull off this exit.
And I'm like, okay, make her right.
And we ended up on the fire road.
So we get out there.
My friend's like, I'm not going to shoot you, man.
I can't do it.
I'm like, well, so I'm like, all right, well, give me the gun.
and I'm I got the gun to my chest and a car pulls up behind me and it's a bunch of tweakers.
They're driving down the fire road.
They're like, how do we get to the freeway?
And I got the gun behind my back.
I'm like, hey, you just go down here and make a ride, then I left.
And they drove away.
And so I went back to shooting myself.
It was sketchy.
It looked like a snuff film.
And the, because my friends are, my, the photographer on it, saw his buddy die because he jumped off a hotel trying to hit a swimming pool and didn't hit that swimming pool.
And so he was really scared, right?
He was like, stop.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Stop.
I wasn't getting a lot of positive reinforcement, Joe.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like it.
And I had a bunch of, because since it was Flint magazine, I had a bunch of hustlers under the bulletproof vest to help absorb the impact.
and at one point they all fall out and I bend over to pick them up and I'm pointing the gun right at my friends as I picked them up.
I don't realize this, but it was sketchy.
And that was the first.
Yeah, we put that in the big brother video.
Had you ever done anything like self-harming, any dangerous type activities before you started jackass, before you started doing all this kind of shit?
No, no.
I didn't even know itself.
I mean, you can argue me, my drinking didn't help my.
liver but uh but it's like you guys like what you did was kind of fucking crazy but when you
i guess if you stopped the i don't know like it just becomes something you're doing it was all
normal to me and i i i can't speak for them it's just that's what we're doing today and so that was the
first one. And then how
many times have you done
a stunt where you're like,
I could die. A few.
Like you've done like the bull one
when you're blindfolded.
I was like, don't do that.
I was watching that. I was like, this is crazy.
Yeah, that was, anytime you're working with a bull,
I think that they hate
you. And really
they hate movement. And
they want to make you stop moving
forever. And
And but I've had, you know, like in the Jackass Number 2 when the rocket exploded, those were footlong metal rods.
And there was 12 of them.
One blew out right next to my ribs, which would have been picture wrap on me.
And one flew back 300 yards and split two of our art guys right between them.
That would have, it was, we've had some really close ones.
I tried to do the Buster Keaton thing in number two where the, for the first.
Assad falls, and it falls right, the window falls over my head.
That was the plan.
And the guy's like, okay, when it's, because it was the, it was the close, right, of the
movie.
And the guy's like, this is a 20 foot steel wall.
Like, you hit your mark, do not move.
I'm like, got it.
And they said, action.
And then, so I take two steps.
and they're like, oh, no, no, cut, cut.
So I just like, oh, okay, I'm going to walk over here,
and they'd already released the wall.
Yeah, and if you watch the footage, it crushes me to the ground,
but my head just makes it through the window.
Otherwise, that would have been, I would have been done.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That was a close one.
Yeah.
How heavy was that fucking?
thing. I don't it was 20 foot steel wall it was it was incredibly heavy how bad did you get
fucked up from that I nothing nothing I'm like it was it was a like I was very lucky I'm also
hyper limber so it just I kind of accordion went on impact just dumb luck dumb and it's
story of my life how many it's all
I mean, all told.
How many stunts have you done like that?
Oh, I haven't.
Oh, that almost, almost, yeah.
Caput?
I don't know.
Like, there's at least six or seven, like, close calls.
And then in any number of stunts, they can go wrong, you know.
I don't know.
I don't really.
I just look forward.
Was there every time when you're doing this, well,
what the fuck have I got?
got myself into.
Because you have to keep one-upping yourself, right?
Well, that was a problem for me after we did the first movie.
I didn't want to do a second movie because I didn't know how to top the first one,
which now looks very tame compared to the others.
And finally, Tremaine said, we don't have to top it.
We just have to be funny.
And I'm like, okay, that made me free.
That took away all my anxiety.
And I thought, okay, if that's the case.
And a couple months later, he told me he was lying.
We did have to top it.
But by that time, I was already off in running.
Jesus, dude.
Yeah.
Your show would really give me anxiety.
It gives the guys, they get really anxious because I know 98.5% of what's happening on the set.
Like, Jeff and I each, we keep a little from each other.
So if we want to smoke one another.
But the guys don't have any idea what's happening.
So by the second week, you can just literally go up and put your finger on someone's shoulder.
And they're like, Jesus!
They're so, so nervous.
And I don't blame them.
And like when you film one of those movies, like, how long is this shoot?
Like, how many months do you film for?
Well, that depends.
On jackass number two, usually about we go two weeks on, two weeks off over.
four, five months, but I think Jackass number two, it was eight or nine months.
And finally, they had to have an intervention with me to stop shooting.
They, hey, like, come down to the office tomorrow.
We're going to finalize the edit or do something in the edit.
I'm like, all right.
And I get there and it's Spike, Jeff, a few of the cast.
And they're like, we're not here to talk about the edit.
it. I'm like, okay, like, we have to stop shooting. We're like so far over. And then it was also about
I was going to do the ski jump, you know, the Olympic ski jump. And it was, uh, they're like,
you, we have too much footage. You can't. Let's just not, you've already put yourself on the
line so much you can't. And then it became like, well, I'm not, I didn't. I didn't.
I decided not to because I felt like this big intervention, it was like doomed.
The stunt was doomed in my mind then that something negative was going to happen.
So I ended up not doing the ski jump, but I did negotiate two more weeks of shooting out of them.
How far were you supposed to jump?
Until I went kabum.
I don't know.
It was going to be the Olympic ski jump.
Like when they fly?
Yeah. Do you know how to ski?
Not at all.
Ugh.
I don't want to be good at the stunt.
Nobody wants to see that.
Well, I mean, you'd have to train for years to be good at it.
But, I mean, I was just...
I had about 20 minutes.
Oh.
So that didn't happen, but I don't even know how we got on this.
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Oh, well.
So are you done with all that stuff, or would you consider doing it again?
Well, I can't do any stunt where I would get a concussion out because I've had too many.
The last one was really gnarly.
I kind of went offline for a while.
What long was that?
And at the end, in Jackass Forever, I dressed up as a magician.
And I got obsessed with the idea of pranking an animal.
I just wanted the thought of seeing the animal's reaction after the prank.
And that kind of morphed into me dressing as a magician and a boring doing the pouring the milk in the hat trick.
to get the bull's reaction.
And apparently the bull didn't think much of my trick.
Because it, well, first of all, usually when you're working with the bull in a ring,
there's a lot of soft dirt around, you know.
And I got there that morning, and it was just dirt, but no, it was like concrete.
And I thought to myself, well, that's a problem.
And but we're there.
We need, I'm shooting.
So anyway, long story short, the ball hits me.
And I, usually when a bull hits you, well, always they drop their head, right?
So I always try to jump a split second before it hits me.
So I get above the bull as opposed to below the bull, which is never any fun.
So, but I miss time I jump.
I jumped too early, so I jumped, and then I start coming back down.
Then the bull hits me, and it flips me like, I do like a one and a half flip,
and the only thing that stops me is the back of the head, my back of my head,
hitting the concrete ground.
And I got a concussion with the brain hemorrhage, a broken rib, and a broken wrist out of the deal.
And that was it.
And, yeah, it was so.
And this is after you let Butterbean
K-O-you, too.
Lucky punch.
That fucking dude hit so hard.
I watched that.
I was like, don't let that happen.
Don't do that.
Everyone's like, boy, that knockout punch must have hurt.
I'm like, I didn't even feel it.
Like, the punches before really hurt, but the knockout punch,
you've been knocked out before.
You don't feel it.
That one was.
was a pretty back incusion, too. I had vertigo for six to eight weeks after that.
Just driving around a curve, everything starts spinning.
Did you go to a hospital, get checked out?
Well, I went to see my doctor, Dr. Kipper, and he had to sew up my head because I fell back
onto the hard ground of the swap meet. I think I hit my head on the corner of a display counter
as well. I don't know.
Fuck, dude.
Should have went to college.
Do you ever feel any responsibility for how many people you inspire to do similar things?
Well, I hope to just entertain them and not inspire them.
But I don't have any control over that except for when I do things like this, like just watch.
don't do uh i don't want anyone to get hurt i you know me i'm another story it's kind of amazing
that you're okay you know other than the bad concussions yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm pretty
okay with how it turned out what what's the worst injury that anybody ever suffered during
jackass filming um um wow there's been many concussion
breaks, I don't know, just the arm breaks, back breaks.
Do you have any long-term problems because of it?
My lower back is pretty blown out.
And who knows about how the concussions will rectify themselves.
Hopefully I'm okay.
Do you feel any lingering effects?
Well, my lower back's blown out.
So I just had an intercept procedure on my back about in early December.
They go the nerve and the vertebra.
They go in and like somehow use radio frequency heat to basically burn the nerve so it can't send the signal to your brain that it's hurt.
Oh, so you just walk around.
hurt but you don't feel. I don't know. Yeah. I'm fine with that. Is it doing continual damage or is it
just pain? I think it seems to be and that's an excellent question that I did not ask,
nor did I care about, but thank you for bringing it up. I think to me it's just pain. So I,
you know. Jesus. Have you done anything else for it? Like there's a bunch of different,
is it a herniated disc? Is it a, yeah, but the lower two disc?
are herniated and I had shots in the facet joints of my lower back.
It was like they put some kind of steroid in there and it didn't give the result that I wanted.
Have you ever heard of a machine called a reverse hyper?
No.
There's a machine that a guy named Louis Simmons, who was this legendary powerlifting guy.
He developed because he had fucked his discs up powerlifting and the
The doctors told them that he needed to fuse his disc.
Yeah.
Because they were compressed.
And he's like, well, can't we decompress him?
And they're like, no, there's no way.
He's like, well, there's got to be a way.
So he developed a machine that decompresses the spine while also strengthening the muscles around it.
It's a piece of exercise.
That's Louis.
He developed this machine.
It looks like something to happen to Ving Grames in Pulp Fiction.
That's what does the machine do?
It strengthens.
And on the way up, when she.
She's lifting with her legs, it's strengthening her back, and on the down swing, it's actively
decompressing your back.
So it pulls the discs apart and creates space.
I love this machine.
I have one at home.
I have one here at the studio.
I use it all the time.
It's really an important piece of equipment for anybody that has a lower back injury
or who wants to prevent lower back injuries.
And just for overall strength is a very odd movement to be able to recreate.
Oh, great.
I'm going to look into that.
Yeah, I'll show it to you.
We have it in the gym afterwards.
I'll show it to you after the podcast.
Oh, sweet.
Thanks.
You should get one.
It'll help you.
Yeah.
And there's another thing called a teeter.
You know, with those things, you hang by your ankles?
Yeah.
Where you, like, decompressed.
Yeah.
They developed one called the decks where you hinge from your waist.
So you, like, get in this thing, you strap your legs in, and you lean forward, and it's like you're
hanging from, like, that.
So you're hanging from your hips.
Like, all your weight is being, like, like,
set on your thighs and your back carries all the weight and it just slowly like pop pop pop
it decompresses it feels great that thing that thing fucking rules i always tell everybody if you
have a back injury you have back problems that thing will help you a lot just do that for a few
minutes every day and event you know slowly over time it creates space and it alleviates some of the
pinching and you know problems that people have depending of course on the severity of your injury
but I love that thing.
All right.
You might be getting a couple pieces of equipment.
Yeah, man.
You got to prevent.
So how the fuck did they talk to you in a hosting fear factor?
How did that happen?
I met with Sharon Levy who runs Endemort.
I have Sharon.
Shout out to Sharon Levy.
She's awesome.
And I was like, I'm on the fence.
You know, I.
And I sat down with her.
and I liked her so much
because she seems like
how did a woman like you that is
like awesome?
Get a job is the head of, you know?
Right.
She seems very rebellious.
Right.
And I just thought, yeah, I'm in.
So it happened over her lunch.
Really?
Yeah, I really liked her.
One of the problems that we had with Fear Factor's,
we did 148 episodes initially,
and then we came back for a brief amount of time,
but they wanted to really ramp it up.
Like, it was like,
these tuts are going to be bigger and crazier than ever.
And I was relieved when it got canceled
because I was like, we're going to fuck somebody up.
Yeah, you felt what kind of, you have a couple of examples?
Well, there was a bunch in the early days.
Like, first one that we ever did,
well, I was like, don't do this, was bull riding.
Made people bull ride.
And this one lady was like,
She probably weighed like 98 pounds.
Right.
And she got on the back of the bow.
I'm like, she's not going to be able to hang on at all.
She's going to go flying.
Stunt guys are some of the most savage, fucking psychotic, zero fear at all for their safety.
Right.
Like they get so hardened by it over time.
Just not normal people.
And this guy, Perry, I was like, dude, you're going to make them ride a bull?
He's like, don't worry about it.
Boo.
These are stunt bulls.
I go, that's what he said.
I go, is that bull no, he's a stunt bull?
They got their sand card.
I bet he has no fucking idea.
I bet he just thinks he's a bull.
So they're in the cage before they do it.
The bull's fucking fucking fucking.
Yeah.
And he's just a fucking tank.
Yeah.
And I'm just going, don't.
I told the people, I'm like, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Just quit, man.
Just don't do it.
It was like one of the only things where I was like, I wouldn't do it.
I'm telling you right now, I would never do this.
Were the bulls, were they the bulls that would, which.
Because certain bulls, they get upset if you ride them, but after you fall off, they don't try to hook you.
Did these bulls try to hook them after they got?
They had handlers that steered the bull away from the people, and they did a good job with that.
But, I mean, who fucking knows?
They don't want you on them.
They weigh 2,000 pounds.
They're all muscle.
Like, the thing was so powerful.
Like, you could feel it when it was in the cage, it was just fucking moving around.
I was like, don't do this.
And they're smart.
Like, bulls are very smart.
That's why, unfortunately, you know, in Spanish bull fighting, they kill the bull, which I'm not on board with.
But because they learn your movements, you can't make the same movement twice in a row with the bull because they're going to go, oh, okay, I'm going to be, you're going to do that and I'm going to be right here waiting on you.
It's unfair.
And you can't have anyone move behind the fence when it's on because bulls can easily jump over the fence.
A lot of them just don't know they can.
So if you frighten them or provoke them, they're just going to jump over the fence.
And then they have like 35 people they can smoke.
Yeah, it's when we work with bulls, the set is different.
The set is different.
The guy, Gary Lefew, who supplies.
our bulls, he was a world champion in 1970.
And when we first started working with him, and it stuck with us the whole time, he's like,
when we have bulls on the set, I don't want anyone, any kind of negativity going around the
set.
It's already hard enough with the bull.
If there's anyone negative or any negativity, that person's off the set.
Negativity, like in what way?
Just if there's any, like, saying negative things.
or they've had a fight with someone right before,
any kind of negative vibes.
No negative vibes.
The bull sense is negative vibes?
Just, well, the whole, everyone on the set senses negative vibes.
And everyone has to be completely present and positive for this.
Is this voodoo or is this like real science?
No, no, I think it makes total sense, especially when you're doing stunts.
when you're doing a stunt that can forever alter you,
I don't like any negativity either.
And also, if you're doing something that can forever alter you,
you have to want to be there and want to be doing it.
You can't halfway go into it because then you're really going to get fucked up.
So this is just some of it.
And this is knowledge you've acquired over time.
Yeah.
No, that's true.
If you, like, half commit in something that,
Conferrette. You're going to get, yeah, it's bad. It's going to be bad anyway, but you need to want to be there.
What a bizarre life skill.
Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? What a bizarre skill. I know how to survive doing something you really shouldn't do that could alter you forever.
Stay positive.
Well, that's that it doesn't, it's not a guarantee, Joe, but it does, I think it does help.
We did a bunch of other stuff that was not bulls, like with cars and trucks and stuff where I was like, ooh, like we had a close call once with this lady who was strapped to the front of a truck and she was supposed to go through some sort of an obstacle course, but like they blew through some boxes and the box got on the windshield of the other.
car and the other car almost slammed into her legs.
Yeah.
And she was screaming because she thought it hit her.
And it was like, we were like, what the fuck are we doing?
Was that when you guys came back to the second round?
Yeah, that was the second round.
Yeah, the second round was sketchy.
You know, we had people like getting, they were attached to a tree and they had to figure
out which key to unlock them while a bungee cord was attached to them and a helicopter.
And so once they got the thing unlocked,
They would fucking rock it off of this tree.
Up through the limbs.
No, no, no.
There was luckily there wasn't that.
There was no branches that could have got them.
But that would have been funnier.
It would have been funnier, like, through the branches and shit.
So they rock it over a fucking giant canyon.
Like, we're on the top of this canyon.
And they just went flying while they were being bungee jumped on the bottom of this
fucking helicopter.
It was terrifying.
They were so high.
If anything went wrong.
They were dead as fuck.
100% dead.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
That's sketchy.
Oh, there was so much sketchy stuff.
And then it ultimately got canceled because they had a drink cum.
Did you ever see that episode?
No.
No.
Yeah, that's what sunk us.
So there was only two times.
What year was, what kind of?
Donkey come.
Ah.
Yeah.
That'll do it every time, Joe.
Yeah.
And they got donkey come because it's the cheapest come.
Yeah.
Yeah, boars ejaculate 15 ounces at a time.
Whoa.
So.
A wild boar?
Like a pig?
Yeah, 15 ounces.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
That's a fucking beerstein.
Yeah.
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So he's got that guy's drinking donkey cum and his brother's drinking donkey piss. I'd
off with a piss.
And I got chugged it.
He chugged donkey cum.
I'm starting to dry.
That's a lot.
That was a lot of cum.
Yeah.
A black and tan kind of with the piss and the semen wouldn't have been a terrible idea.
It was so nasty.
Who were the girls there?
Well, they were all twins.
It was three sets of twins.
And they had to play horseshoes.
Like, she's her mascara.
She had to drink the semen, too?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And the thing is, three sets of people, three twins, three groups of twins, did it.
And only one won the money.
Oh.
So two people drank donkey cum and two people drank donkey piss for nothing.
You know what the worst part of that is?
Seaman burps later.
Yeah.
Just that bleachy smell that the ladies, like, between the two of them were fighting.
fighting over who drank the piss.
They wanted to drink, they didn't want to drink the piss,
they were happy to drink the cum.
Which I guess tracks.
You know, like been there, done that,
not in that kind of volume, but
what's the worst that could happen?
Whereas the guys were like
really trying not to drink the cum, you know?
I don't know what they did to decide.
Because they had to decide, like one of them was going to drink cum,
one of them was going to drink piss.
So that was one of two times,
two times where I was hosting this show
where I said to the producers, don't do this.
Don't do this.
I'm like, the show's going to get canceled.
They're like, no, we're fine.
NBC approved it.
They did.
Like, they're the bellwethers of good taste.
Who's the fucking guy on set who was like the NBC standards guy, the standards and practices
guy.
And I'm like, you're okay with this?
Like, this is okay.
And they're like, yeah, the network's fine with it.
I'm like, this is so, you guys are too close to this.
I'm like, you guys are too close to this.
You don't understand how the general public's.
going to react. And then I think what happened, I think it was TMZ, but someone leaked the
footage online. Someone leaked like images of people drinking kind of like Fear Factor crosses the
line and then the outrage was palpable. It was like some serious outrage. And then that show never
aired in America, but it aired overseas. I think it aired in like maybe the Netherlands or something
like that. Right. Killed in Germany. Which is where Fear Factor actually came from. Fear Factor was actually
a show in the Netherlands called Now or Neverland. And then they brought it over to America and
them all purchased it and then they changed it to I think they then they came up with the name Fear Factor
after that. That was like one, I was already on board. Yeah. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah.
There was virtually no blowback after Pontius drank horsecom and jackass number two.
Never heard about it.
Well, it wasn't on TV at least.
There's something about television, you know, censored, you know, federal communications approved care factor and they drank cum.
So that got us canceled.
That was it.
That was like 2011 or something like that, 12.
How many seasons you do?
I think we did six or seven initially, and then we did another, yeah, and then we did another six episodes, one of them that never aired.
Did you help write creative?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't want any prior to that?
I had zero.
No, what I would do is I'd show up at work, I'd get in my trailer, I'd take an edible, and then I'd go to the set.
And I'm like, what do we got?
I did the first four episodes I did sober.
Then I was like, this is so boring.
I need to get high.
I would take pot lollipops and pot gummies and just get fucking lit and then enjoy it.
Because then it was like, this is an adventure.
What a great gig.
Oh, it was a fun gig.
Yeah.
I had so much fun too because all I did was talk.
Yeah.
You know?
Oh, it's easy.
I ate a lot of shit.
I ate a lot of things to try to encourage people, you know.
Like because after a while I got so numb.
Oh, you would do the things with them.
I'd be like, you could do it.
Like, I'll do it.
I'll do it for you.
Like, yeah.
And some of the times when I did it to just try to help people, I'm like, look, I'm going
to show you, I'm going to do it and then you're going to do it.
Yeah.
And we didn't even air me doing it because I was like, because I didn't want it to make it seem
like it was so, because I could do it easily.
Because I was so used to disgusting stuff.
I could just take a roach and just throw it down.
Yeah, yeah.
Take a worm and throw it down.
I'm like, just do it.
It's not that hard.
It's all in your fucking head because I was trying to like...
You know, I get it.
Like coach people through it.
I, when I took the job, I'm like, I, this, I'm just going to like give people hell, you know, the whole time, you know, and make their fears worse.
But then I get to set and I, there's a human in front of you.
And I'm like, I don't know.
These are regular people and they really have fear.
So I'm going to try, I ended up like you trying to help them.
Yeah.
it but I was I never wanted to like do what they were doing for the fact that I'd never
wanted that footage to be seen like I'm trying to you know like you were just right like
you had confidence that they wouldn't show that and I'm like they showed a few things
they showed me eating like spiders they showed me eating a roach but I ate a lot of stuff
that they never saw right or did some things that they because I just wanted these people to
You know, I get it.
I'm like, you can do it.
It's good. It's in your head.
I'm like, you just got to decide, like, your mind has to decide, I'm just going to do this.
Just go ahead and do it.
Don't think about, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm doing it.
Just fucking do it.
Chew swallow, chew, swallow.
I would just talk them through it.
Yeah.
And I became like a fucking motivational coach or something like that.
That was weird.
Yeah, that's real because after there was on the first, there was one girl that quit.
the she's like I'm not continuing this bit this stunt what was it can you say uh it was something
with snakes right and it was a big fear and after that I got the cast together and I'm like it
at least always try to do what we're doing don't don't let it the fear stop you right just always
try and after that like everyone even if they were horrified they made an effort and I felt good
about that and I think they did too oh that's cool yeah yeah I mean some people but it's sometimes
it's good that someone quits so you realize like this is real like some people really like especially
snakes snakes to there's something about a phyedophobia that I think is primal I think it's in
your DNA I think either your ancestors
were either bitten by a snake and barely survived or someone saw someone die from a snake.
And that information is encoded in your DNA because the fear that people have of snakes is fucking wild.
Like when they have legitimate aphidophobia, it is a fucking crazy fear to watch.
Yeah.
It's like their whole body locks up.
They start shaking.
Like it's not a normal fear.
It's like an ancient caveman fear that's locked into their DNA.
Like someone thousands of years ago survived something like this.
And that's the only reason why you're here in every fiber of your being wants to fucking run away from snakes.
It's wonderful.
It has to be in the DNA.
Like, bam, terrified of snakes.
Oh, really?
Terrified.
And, of course, we use that to our advantage.
Of course. Yeah. Well, we would make people fill out a questionnaire when they would sign up for Fear Factor. Like, what are your fears?
Yeah. Heights, snakes, spiders. Well, you're getting heights, snakes and spiders.
I would write tequila, whiskey, blowjubs.
I hate back massages. Yeah.
Yeah, it was fascinating because, like, you know, I had a background in martial arts and teaching.
And one of the things that I did when I was younger was I took a lot of people to tournaments.
and I coached a lot of people in Taika one-note tournaments
and they'd be fucking terrified.
And I learned how to lock in with them
and how to get them into a certain mindset, you know, as a coach.
And I'd be like, look, you're going to get past this
and this is going to be like one of the highlights of your life
because you're absolutely terrified.
And this fear on the other side will be a completely different feeling.
You'll have a feeling of accomplishment.
You'll have a feeling of an understanding of knowing
that you can overcome.
very terrifying situations and you can triumph and you can do this like you have skills you just
have to be able to go out there and perform and you can do it and i'd get in their head and i carried
that over to fear factor sometimes because there was people that just needed help like they didn't
they had never experienced anything that really freaked them out before they'd never experienced
the kind of pressure of not just a competition but a competition where they're doing something kind
of dangerous yeah something that really fucking freak them out they have to hold their what their breath
underwater for like two minutes while they swim through a fucking thing.
Yeah.
We have rescue divers under there, rescue them.
There's panic.
And it was like, that was one thing that was really satisfying was being able to like take a
person who was ready to fucking quit and then they went on and won the whole thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That does make you feel good to push someone to the other side.
And the survivors' euphoria waiting for you.
Yeah.
I heard that, I read about that term.
Survivor's Euphoria.
And I, and I realized I'd experienced it.
Multiple times.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a, you ever heard of Colonel John Paul Stapp?
No.
He was a doctor, a biophysicist, flight surgeon, and he worked with Chuck Yeager and
all that.
out at Edwards, it was, it's now Edwards Air Force Base.
And they were conducting experiments on what happens to a pilot when they eject at high
altitude.
And Colonel John Paul Stap, because these experiments were gnarly.
They were on deceleration.
They built this huge sled out in the desert.
And he would strap himself in because the thinking at the time was if you're going to do something, a very dangerous experiment, a lot of times people back then would put themselves at the center because they didn't want to.
Of course, they had other people doing it.
And he did it most, though.
So they would go hundreds of miles per hour, yes.
Hundreds of miles per hour and stop within eight feet.
And at the time, I think, they thought you could only accept.
experience maybe 18 Gs of deceleration.
He at one time experienced 49 Gs of deceleration.
I think it's the most ever that any human is, and he went blind for a little bit.
And he knew that was going to happen because he had that happen before in these experiments.
And the night before, the one where he got 49 Gs, experienced 49 Gs, he went around his house with his eyes closed.
and just trying to do things like cook if he did go blind forever.
He's one of the most, he, at one time he was known as the fastest man alive.
On that sled, he went faster than anyone at the time.
He, and he's the reason we have seatbelts and cars.
He's one of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.
He was on the cover of Time magazine.
No one knows who he is today.
Wow.
But he talked about Survivors' Euphoria.
And that's why I learned about it.
What did he say about it?
Just the endorphins that get released after going through something like that and that you did survive.
And it's just, it just fills you up.
And so he knew he was going to go blind and he did it anyway.
He knew that there was a high probability of going blind.
And a possibility of being blind forever.
Yes.
And he was blind for like, uh,
couple of days before it started getting sensing light again.
Yeah.
He's an amazing, amazing person.
I did a flight with the Blue Angels once.
How was that?
It was amazing.
First of all, you don't, you never think of like that being a physical thing that those
guys have to be physically fit.
Oh, yeah.
When you go to, when we went to the base before you, you know, you, you know, you, you know,
do the whole safety thing, they explain everything, what you're going to have to do.
You see, like, these guys are all fucking jacked.
They're all like superheroes.
Yeah.
It's because they have to...
They're not the bigot.
They're, they're compact.
They're short, like me.
And they're all, like, thick.
They're all like, fucking jacked dudes.
And they were like, well, first of all, you don't want to be tall because it's all about
how much time it takes for the blood to get from your heart to your brain.
Yeah.
And the shorter distance it has to travel, the better off you are.
and you have to be physically strong.
Have you ever done it?
You ever done a flight in a fighter jet?
No, but we did the vomit comet in Russia.
Oh, okay.
But Steve Owe went up in a mig.
They do a thing called hooking.
So what it is is like you hold on to the joystick
or there's straps that strap your legs down as well.
You know, like you're really harnessed in.
You hold on to your straps.
You go like this.
Hutz, huts, huts.
And what you're literally doing is forcing blood into your brain
because you feel consciousness closing like an elevator door.
It's like you feel the pressure.
Like you're going black.
You literally see it.
You see the darkness on the size.
Yeah.
And you're just trying to keep the blood in your brain.
We went seven and a half G's.
But the guy in front of me while we're doing this,
so you're taking this fucking hot, you're like flying through these canyons.
Like he was going for it.
Like he really took me on a ride.
It wasn't a safe ride.
It was wild.
We were like a couple hundred feet off the ground.
baby and whipping through these canyons taking these fucking hard turns.
And I heard him going, hoot, hoot, hoots.
So I'm going, oh, fuck, he's blacking out too.
I'm like, we're going hundreds of miles an hour, just like 100 feet off the ground,
whipping through these canyons.
This guy's about to fucking black out too.
That's not what you want to hear.
It was terrifying.
But also, like, super educational.
Like, you know, you just see people flying around.
You're like, oh, it's probably like driving a car.
No, it's unbelievably physically demanding.
And the Blue Angels, they don't use gravity suits, or at least they didn't.
No, no, they don't use decompression suits?
No, no, it's just a regular flight suit.
Well, did they not go up to a certain, what altitude were they perform?
Well, it's just a jet.
It's not like you have to, like, you're not in a spaceship, right?
So the whole thing is just about being able to stay conscious.
And the thing about the gravity suit is, I guess somehow or another it aids your ability.
to absorb all those Gs.
I'm not really educated about it, but I just do know that he said there's ways that
you wear suits that make this easier, but they don't wear the suits.
Yeah, I think if you go up to a certain altitude, you have to have.
Right, but this was in an altitude thing.
Right, right.
This was just a G-force thing.
It was just the hard turns.
It's like the wicked turns at hundreds of miles an hour.
And also just thinking about the tolerances of the aircraft itself and the pressure
that's on the hall
because the
feeling of being in a jet
going 100 miles an hour
hundreds of miles an hour
and then hitting a hard turn
it's just your whole body
just like
fuck
yeah and you're just
along for the ride
like they I mean
they're so skilled
to be able to overcome
the forces
he let me do some stuff
like I got to make the jet
do a loop
I got to get it to
to roll
over to get it to go upside down and go back over. Yeah, he showed me how to do that. Wow. And you were
in control of it or? Well, I mean, he's there too in case I do something really fucking stupid. I'm
sure he has ultimate control. But I have a joystick too. I was allowed to do some stuff.
Do you think, I mean, they could give you a joystick and it not be connected to anything
too and make you just feel good. But it was connected. You can clearly tell while you're moving.
Right. Oh, man. That's pretty scary. It made you want to get one.
of those things. Like, how dope would it be to have one of those? Get one of those jets?
Because you can get one of those. If you're like a super rich guy. Well, yeah, you can get one, but you got to, you know. I mean, how much is a, because we look this up one day, you could buy, like, decommissioned fighter jets. You know, they don't have any machine guns on them or anything crazy, but you can get a decommissioned fighter jet. If you're like some fucking psychotic billionaire and you got your own landing strip, you could get a fucking fighter jet. Oh, yeah.
Which is gnarly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, if you go to Russia, you could probably get one fully loaded.
$1,500, dog.
$1.5 million.
A million.
It's a million by one.
Well, shit.
Look at this one.
$395 grand you get one.
What's like a really dope one?
Let's like go, make it price.
Okay, 5.4.
What is that one?
For $5 million.
What do you get?
in 1992
McDonnell Douglas
Skyhawk
I mean for that price
you should get a couple of rockets with it
come on
Well I bet you could go to Russia
and they'll give you some rockets
Oh man we yeah we shot in Russia
And you can literally do anything you want in Russia
They let me get on a military base
And shoot missiles out of a cannon
They took Steve all up in a mig
This is back when we were friendly with Russia
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Yeah, it was like 2005.
Wow.
And it was wild.
Russia, we had so much fun.
Do you ever look back on how surreal like your life has been and all these experiences?
I feel it a lot like, like, for example, in Russia.
because growing up, like you would do those disaster drills in school in case Russia dropped the bomb and, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Run out behind your locker and put your head between your legs.
Like that would help if a bomb was dropped.
Yeah.
But they were such the bad guy.
And then it was 2005 and now I'm on it.
Been in movies and I'm over there.
And that felt very surreal to be in Russia and think about what.
happened to my life.
There are moments like that, yeah.
Well, it was weird, too, because you got out of it and became a movie star, but then
you were doing it again.
Like, you were right back in.
And it kind of started in Russia, actually.
We were doing a bit, we done a few things over in Russia, and we were doing something
with the Russian Special Forces where we were on a, uh, uh, a bit.
like, we're going to run through this, what do you call it, when you're, there's dogs and
obstacle course?
Yeah, we're on obstacle course.
And they had all these things set up.
I'm like, all right, well, I was like, Jeff, why don't you have their attack dog, attack me?
And then shoot me with the rubber bullets and then have the guy kick me in the face when I get to the end.
and
and we shot that
and the dog attacked me
and the Russian guy
the Special Forces guy said
I'm not going to kick you in the face
but he did
deliver a nice blow to my
solar plexus
I had to beg them to do it
three times to like
you know you got to like do it as hard as you can
but Jeff pulled me aside
and goes look if this was just for a while
the TV show Wild Boys
I would travel with them sometimes
He goes, if you're going to go this hard for basic cable, why don't we do another movie?
And I was like, all right.
How many movies have you guys done?
We've done four.
And we just announced we're going to do, I just announced we're going to do another, I was going to be out June 26th.
Have you filmed it already?
No, we're about to film it in February, late February.
So start then, yeah.
Do you feel apprehension?
Do you feel like, no?
No.
But you can't get a concussion?
No, I can't get any concussions, but I mean, I don't care if, like, I break my arm or leg.
No one cares about that.
It's just I can't have a...
You don't care about breaking your arm or your leg?
No.
Really?
No.
So this is something, this is like a feeling, you've developed this.
I don't care.
You didn't have that when he first time.
start doing it.
If you went back to the first day.
There was probably some, some self-worth issues when I began.
It didn't come from a healthy place, Joe.
But it's not just that.
It's like you don't have a fear of being, like, radically injured.
Because you blow your knee out or you blow your leg out, you're limping for the rest of your life.
I don't.
It doesn't.
Really?
No.
God, I'm so averse to that shit.
It's, it's like the, uh, it's like the, uh,
producer side of me overrides the performer side.
It's like, hey, but we're going to get footage.
And it's about as simple as that.
So you'll still do dangerous shit.
You just don't want to do anything dangerous.
I just can't get any concussions.
I don't care about, yeah.
But if you're going to be in a violent situation where you could break an arm or a leg,
you easily could get a concussion as well.
Well, you got to, well, you got to assess, Joe.
Risk assessment?
What the fuck does your waivers look like?
Yeah, I don't know.
It was, you know, on the first movie, the insurance companies insured it per bit.
They didn't insure the whole movie.
They just insured it per bit.
Yeah, that's how they did with Fear Factor as well.
So some bits costs were the insurance was going to be more than the whole first movie.
So, I can't do those.
But after that, you know, we find.
to shady insurance company and they take care of us.
Once you started acting though and doing big movies, wasn't there any part of you?
It was like, okay, I'm done with this.
No.
It's so fun.
It's something that I created with my friends.
Right.
Right, right, right.
And then there's probably my wires got crossed somehow and then I learned to like it.
I would love it, you know.
I guess it's like a comedian learning to love bombing, right?
No one learns to love bombing.
Really, I have a couple comedians, and they're like,
you've got to learn to like love it and basically not fear it.
Yeah.
And I kind of did that with stunts, I guess.
I'd like learn to, I just, I just liked it.
Wow.
You ever talk to a shrink about that?
Well, what I was doing, I have taught, I know I have a therapist and I'm like, okay, we can talk about everything in my life, but not the part of me that does stunts.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I didn't want to unwind that.
even though it went sideways quite a few times.
That's a wild statement.
I didn't want to unwind that.
Yeah.
So I've looked into it a little now that I can't get any more concussions.
Don't crush my career.
What is?
Yeah, right?
What a crazy job for the therapist.
Yeah.
Like the one area where you really probably should address.
You know what I mean?
You have this like overall.
What is Johnny Knoxville?
What's going on in his head?
And there's this one door.
Yeah, you can't go in that room.
Yeah, we can't, the biggest problem we can't address.
It's kind of a crazy thing.
Yeah.
Again, I should have went to college.
Do you get annoyed having to answer all these questions all the time about that kind of shit?
Because after a while, I would imagine, like, that is the most common thing that people would want to talk to you about.
Like, how many times have been hurt?
What happened?
What is it like?
No, I don't.
I mean, I, again, I get the joke what I would be doing if I wasn't doing this.
So I'm grateful.
And so somebody wants to talk about it.
Let's talk.
Well, you're obviously a smart guy.
I don't buy that.
You could do anything.
Well, when I started down this road, this was my best guess.
So, you know, he just became something.
thing I'm doing.
And yeah, I guess I did want to write, but I incorporate that into the movies.
It was a very strange life, Johnny.
Yeah, I guess, yeah.
For sure.
Yeah, I kind of created the environment that I grew up in with my father.
He owned a tire company.
And he held these crazy characters working for him.
People like Big George, ass kick and Robert.
This guy, SD's named Super Dick.
One guy named WW Woodrow Wilson, Boxcar Johnson Jr.
He was the tire grouver who was always getting arrested for one thing or another.
And he was always pranking these people at work, his people that work.
his people that work for him.
He would stage gun fights at Christmas parties.
What?
He did this twice.
One year at the Christmas party,
he gave a couple of the guys, his employees' guns,
and said, okay, I want you guys to get an argument.
And I want to culminate with you pulling out a gun and firing
and you pulling out your gun.
They were blank guns.
And everyone just, it was in a pretty gnarly part of town too,
but everyone just ran out into the streets.
Dad was ecstatic.
So the next year,
so the next year there are two new employees,
and he's like, hey, hey, Merle, come over here.
Are you guys, you're going to get in a fight,
and you're going to start yelling,
and you're going to pull out of guns.
And it's the same gag.
So they did it, and they were very excited,
and they pulled out the gun started firing,
but dad had given everyone else in the party blank gun.
So they started firing back at those dudes.
Those dudes take off running down the street.
So, yeah,
just kind of imitating what my father did, I guess.
Does your father feel any responsibility?
Dad loved jackass but hated the parts where I would do stunts.
My whole family did.
Of course.
But they, you know, I just doing what I saw growing up,
he would send letters to his friends from the VD clinic,
rubber stamped on the envelope, saying you have to have to.
list your last 10 partners because you've contracted a venereal disease signed Dr. Harlan C.
Titmore.
But people would get these letters or worse, the guy's wife would get the letter.
And the thing about something like that, people become angry and emotional and then they believe
everything.
That's the great thing about pranks.
If you can get someone so wound up that they're really emotional, they'll believe anything.
And so these guy would come home from work.
and then the mother, like his wife would be there, the wife's mother would be there.
He had a gun pulled on him over that once.
A real gun.
Oh, yeah, real guns.
Your dad sounds like a fucking maniac.
He would send letters out from the IRS telling people they're going to be audited.
He got visited by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation over that.
He didn't do that anymore.
Well, that makes more sense now.
Okay, so you grew up in a very unusual environment.
Yeah, very unusual.
How did your dad get started doing shit like that?
I don't know.
He just had that personality.
He was such a shit starter.
He should have been in show business is what should have been.
But he used from...
Did you ever think about using him?
He was in one episode.
when we're doing the TV show,
my mom and him were in the episode.
But he wrote a couple of bits for Jay.
He was like, hey, I want you to do this.
And we filmed a couple.
See, he loved that.
So, yeah, he, I don't know.
He didn't know how to go about being in show business.
Neither did I either.
But it seems like he was doing his own,
almost like a local play.
He was doing his own version of it for himself.
Yeah. Oh, for sure, just to entertain himself.
I guess you could do that when you're the boss.
Yeah. He, uh, like I, in high school.
Crazy you got to work for.
I'd be laying on the couch. I took a nap.
You know, it was like a junior, senior, or whatever.
And I felt something go through my lips.
And he had went and got a hot dog and microwaved it until it was lukewarm and drugged the hot dog through my lips.
And then when I woke up, he acted like he was zipping his pants.
He thought, and just him laughing at his own joke just made everything.
He thought it was the funniest thing.
And then, like, you're on board, too.
Yeah.
He was a character.
Well, that makes more sense now.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, how does a normal guy dive into something like Jackass?
That makes more sense now.
Yeah.
You were sort of indoctrinated at an early age.
Very early.
Some of the shit that made me the most uncomfortable.
was the Wild Boy stuff.
Like, Steveo showed me a video of him when he climbed a tree,
and the lions came up the tree and took his hat.
Which is disrespectful, if you think about it.
Just take his hat?
Fortunate, because if they didn't have the hat,
they might have just grabbed his whole head and just dragged him off.
You know?
I mean, those were actual lions.
Yeah, no.
They weren't pet lions.
You're entering into a situation that's unpredictable and kind of,
hoping for the best is what you're doing.
And they didn't have any backup plan.
I mean, when you're in a tree and the lions go up the tree to get you, there's nothing really anybody could do to help you.
By the time, if it gets a hold of you, you're dead.
There's nothing.
Like, here's an example of the backup plans we have.
We're filming, Steveo's filming a bit with an alligator on jackass and our safety guy, Manny Pug, who dives in the,
swamps at night with the miners' like to pull alligators up to the surface in crocodiles.
He's Tarzan. He's Tarzan. He was our safety guy. And it's like, okay, if this goes south,
what do we do? Mani goes, okay, we're going to be doing this stunt with the alligator.
And if the alligator grabs a hold of Stivo and bites him, hopefully he will let go. And that was it.
That was the whole plan. There's no like poke him in the eyes. There's no like. If the gator doesn't
want to let go. He's not going to let go.
So.
Fuck, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah. The wild animals
ones are the nutty. One of the ones where you guys
are playing Keepaway with hyenas.
I keep laughing.
They have the strong, like one of the strongest
the bite in the animal kingdom, maybe like
third or fourth. Yeah.
What are you going to do? There's nothing you can do.
Just hope for the best. Yeah. And they have
instincts. Like if you twist your ankle
and they see you limping.
Oh, yeah. I was doing a thing with, we were in Argentina at this zoo.
And we were like, hey, can I get in with the lions?
Because there was a couple of keepers in there with it.
And they're like, yeah, come on in.
And they're like, but whatever you do, don't trip and fall.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
And so I got on a bike and started riding around the pen.
and they're like, if we give you a signal, you got to, and so I'm riding around the pen,
they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get out, get off, get up.
Because the lion locked in on me and was about to attack me, and they hurried me out of the pen,
and afterwards they're like, yeah, that was the first time anyone, besides from us,
has been in the pen with them.
And it's also mating season, so he's very aggressive.
I'm like, well, I wish you'd have told me that before I got in there.
Well, I still would have went in there, but it was a real half-ass.
type of situation.
It's just like you guys just have avoided death over and over and over again.
Yeah, we've been lucky.
But like, that's a fucked up way to go through life.
I guess, but.
We had a ball.
We had a ball.
I don't know, man.
It just.
That's what we were doing.
And for sure, you entertain the fuck out of millions.
and millions of people who laughed their asses off
and had a great fucking time watching.
I get, I don't know why, but I get anxiety.
I have a really hard time watching those things.
Yeah.
I avoid them.
Like a lot of my friends are like, we're going to see jackass.
I'm like, I don't, I can't.
I get freaked out.
I don't want anybody to get hurt.
It's weird.
Yeah, I feel that way when like one of the guys
is doing something like pretty gnarly.
I'm not ecstatic over watching something that could have a forever consequence.
But with me, I don't know.
I'm just like, let's go.
I just, it's fun.
I know, but even after you have a family and even after you have to, you know,
you have kids that are watching their dad get fucked up.
Well, that's the thing I wouldn't,
I didn't want my kids to see that, you know.
But they had to see it.
At a certain age.
Like, I didn't let.
my oldest daughter
she can watch things
with We Man or this or that
but I didn't let her come to a movie
until she was 14 I made her sit right next to me
and I said Madison there sometimes
you have to close your eyes sometimes
cover your ears and sometimes both and I had
the list of bits and
so it was I censored
it even then
but now it's the internet
it's a fucking free for all
yeah so I guess my
younger kids, I think, you know, they saw it a little earlier.
I only showed my son like a year ago and my daughter six months ago.
What was his reaction?
But he was on board.
My youngest daughter, she thought a lot of things were funny, but I don't know.
I guess I don't know how she felt because they only, my youngest only saw the first
jackass movie, which is pretty tame.
compared to the others looking back.
It's pretty innocent, even though Ryan Dunst shoved a car up his ass to get an x-ray, a little toy car.
Did you see that bit?
Yes.
Yeah, that one worked.
Do you worry that they're going to fall in your footsteps?
No.
No?
Well, I have daughters and they're just naturally more bright.
You know.
And my son, like, he will joke about it, like, to his mom that he's going to, but he's not going to.
He's bright, too.
They have options.
I had, I didn't see a lot of options for myself.
It's weird that you said that, like, your daughters are bright, because girls are definitely more risk-averse and, like, ridiculous situations like that.
Think things through.
If it, I have a.
way hard time watching girls get hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't.
We had a girl on the show.
She, like, like, broke her lower back.
She was doing a thing.
We were doing a, just a, it was a pretty tame stunt compared to the ones we do.
She was going down, like, it was grass.
but it was like a big hill on a like some kind of rubber raft and she had her lov mic at the lower on her lower back and she came off and that was the impact area and for the longest and it really was a bummer for everybody you know and I'm like I don't I didn't have we didn't have a female cast member for a long time what was the extensive extent I it was she was in the hospital for a
little bit. She's fine now. I just saw her at the jackass art show in November and she's fine,
but it sucked. You had a jackass art show? Yeah, yeah. Because it was our 25th anniversary last year,
and I'm like, let's have an art show and have, we have some cast members and crew members
are a good artist. And I'm like, let's reach out to some big artists to see if they'll do it.
And, and we did, it's the first time I ever curated an art show.
And I, you know, I was like,
I'm going to reach out to Damien Hearst to see if he'll do it.
And he ended up doing 10 pieces of art for it.
It was, I was like, wow.
You know, I was really blown away by the good vibes that we got from everyone over it.
Yeah, because you guys didn't just create a show.
You, you know, you created like a chapter in modern pop culture history.
Really?
Because it became one of the most entertaining things ever and one of the most ridiculous things ever.
Wow.
Yeah, that's tough to.
I never really walk down those roads.
Yeah, I don't know.
I appreciate you saying that.
that though, but it's, it's odd, you know, to entertain that thought of it.
Especially if you see B and Tremaine sitting around writing ideas, you're like,
these two idiots did that?
Like, if you could see how we shoot, it's just you, it's amazing we get any footage at all, Joe.
Jeff Ross came out with this on Jackass Number Two.
We're doing some bit and some prank with.
Me and Spike is old people.
And me and Spike would, we would like hit bus stops and anywhere where there's people.
And we would jump out and start doing pranks before the cameras even arrived.
And it was driving Jeff insane.
He's like, you guys shoot a movie like it's a pickup basketball game.
And he just roasted us for about five minutes straight.
And it was all accurate.
It's like, it's amazing we get any footage.
Yeah, but like that's the.
spirit of it is that you're doing it for fun. So you would be doing it if the cameras were on or not.
You're doing it for yourselves as much as you're doing it for the camera. Oh, for sure. Yeah.
Which is why it's so good. I don't know how to make like other people laugh, right? If I'm writing a bit, I don't, that would freeze me.
But I know how to make my friends laugh. And if they're laughing, I think, well, we may have something.
and that's the only bellwether
like if you do something
like in the magic trick
with the bull
we did that twice
because the first time
the first bull just
came and didn't really knock me up in the air
it just got me on the ground
and just started plowing me
stomping me
and I got up
and everyone was looking at me like
eh
I'm like all right
and I looked at Jeff and he's like
I'm like, all right, bring the other bull in.
That sucks.
Take two with bulls always sucks.
You're hoping you get that first one.
Oh, God.
The things with the animals are the ones I think that freaked me out the most.
So Wild Boys was the hardest one for me to watch.
I've really struggled with that show.
Yeah.
The one that Jeff and I got in a half argument over, I was in,
Arkansas shooting the riot control test.
Me,
bam and Dunn were standing in front of the riot control.
Shoots like 10,000 hard rubber beads at you.
We're shooting that.
And they were in New Orleans about to go out
and put a hook through Steveo's jaw,
chum up the waters, and cast them out to the water with sharks.
I'm like, what, uh, what are we doing, Jeff?
what's the best possible outcome here?
He's like, oh, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
And I'm like, we're going to get his foot bit off.
It's fine.
And it ended up being fine, but I was questioning the bit, and it's a great bit.
The shark goes to bite his foot, and Steveau kicks him at the last second and scares the shark away.
Yeah, it was just dumb luck.
And he had a hook through his mouth?
Yeah, it was.
It was like a big.
Jamie.
Oh, you're not going to...
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
It took him like 15 minutes to get that hooked through his mouth.
Oh!
And the thing about it, they shot it the day before, and it didn't go good.
So there's a hole on the other side of his jaw, too.
You just can't see it.
This is so fucking stupid.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yes, he's, uh, oh, yeah, it was going for him, and then he kicks it and got him back in.
That would have been bad.
That would have been forever bad.
Old peg leg, Steve-o.
And he's like mentoring young guys that are doing it too.
Like last time he was on, he was showing, yeah, let me show you this one guy that I'm hanging out with.
He can't do it.
He's get this guy's running through barbed wire.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah, this guy's radical.
He's covered himself.
firecrackers. I'm like, no. Oh, I know. That's Zach. We got him in the cast. He, uh, yeah,
he's, he's pretty up for it. How bad is he fucked up? Uh, yeah, I mean, have you seen, he got to, he was
doing some trick on a skateboard. And he's a, he was a rather Rubin-esque young fellow and he just
compound fractured his ankle. He, I don't think you would like that one at all. Pop through the
skin, the whole deal? I'm not sure it popped through the skin, but it was,
it was doing things that ankles shouldn't do.
What a weird life you've lived, dude.
Yeah.
Very strange.
It's been okay.
Yeah.
No, I mean, look, you're fine.
Yeah, no, it's odd.
I get it.
What do you love that, Jamie?
I just solve that injury here.
Let me say.
Okay, here he goes.
And...
Oh!
I guess that was more his shin, his...
Oh, that's his Tibia and his fib.
Oh, yeah, Tibb.
Yeah, that's the Connor McGregor right there.
Yeah, look at the sackass on Instagram.
The Jill Thaisman.
Yeah, that's the, yeah, Anderson Silva.
I've seen a few of those.
Those are the most painful things I've ever seen in the UFC fights.
Yeah.
The things that really bother me, or the leg breaks.
When someone throws a kick and the kick gets checked and you see their leg like
wrap around the shin.
The Anderson Silva one was very disturbing.
Oh, that was hard.
It's crazy.
It's only happened four times.
in the history of MMA or in the history of the UFC and two of them involved Chris
Weidman one Chris Widman did it to Anderson Silva where Anderson Silver broke his
leg and then Chris Wybin broke his leg in the exact same way against Yariah Hall oh I don't
know if I saw the one against Uriah Hall but I saw the first one was so loud because
what he did was it was the first kick he threw it was the first round of the fight
He threw a full power low kick, and your riot checked it.
Oh.
And you hear it just snap.
Do the headphones work?
Can we hear it?
No, no, unfortunately.
They're still fucked?
Good.
Good.
Good.
You don't need to hear it.
But here it is.
Full power.
Correct.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That doesn't look real.
Yeah.
He was never the same again.
Yeah, you can't come back from that, right?
No.
I mean, guys.
But guys, they don't really come back.
You know, Connor McGregor hasn't fought again since, I mean, he's throwing kicks with it.
I've seen him spar with it.
I don't, I mean, there's one guy who is a heavyweight in the PFL that apparently came
back and continued his career after he, so you can find who that guy is.
There's a heavyweight guy who's in the PFL that snapped his shin like that and then came
back and kept fighting.
Widman's have some fights since then, and he's actually even thrown that kick.
since then.
Yeah, but I don't think you're the same.
Yeah, that would mentally get to you.
Well, one leg now weighs more, right?
Right.
Even if it's titanium, there's more, there's screws, there's a bunch of shit in there,
and then I've got to think that it feels different.
There's no way.
And then there's the psychological thing.
Like, you've already been through, I mean, I think Chris had to go through some insane amount
of surgeries.
multiple surgeries to try to correct it and to fix it because it didn't take right the first time was you know you're you're hoping the bones grow back together you've got a rod and then screws and then you're hoping the bone fuses all around it and in some circumstances they have to make a decision whether or not they go back in another time and take all the supporting stuff out and just have your bone exist normally yeah and you don't want and then it's like the risk of infection oh yeah it's it's it's it's it's
It's fucking gnarly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have the hardest time.
But I have a harder time watching women get fucked up than I do men.
You know, maybe the sexist in me or whatever it is.
The UFC fights with women, they go for it.
I mean, the men go for it, but it just seems like the women are just extra aggressive.
Well, it just seems crazier when they're doing it, when they're beating the fuck out of each other for whatever reason.
Like, there's a fight that happened at the UFC's fear when they did it at the,
the sphere in Vegas.
We had one event there.
And there's this lady, Arrani Aldana, who's a beast.
And she got a cut in her forehead that I can't believe the referee didn't stop the fight.
Because it looked like someone hit her in the face with an axe.
Like her entire forehead was split wide open.
Blood was pouring out of her face.
And she's just, that's it right there.
Look at that.
Oh, my goodness.
And she's marching forward.
throwing bombs where blood is like splattering.
Like blood's splattering with every punch that lands on her face.
And she's moving forward throwing,
it was fucking crazy.
Yeah, she's a warrior.
Oh my God.
I mean, that's the beginning of the cut.
The cut got even worse than that.
It was horrible at the end.
It was fucking massive.
It had to be like a six-inch cut on her forehead.
That's insane.
Well, you could like see the whole skull.
Like when I was interviewing her, when I was talking to her after the fight, you could see her whole skull was like exposed.
Yeah, I, you know, when we're talking about the last doing Jackass Forever, we're talking about getting new cast members and talking about bringing on some females.
Look how crazy that is.
And I was a little, that's insane.
Insane.
That's insane.
And I was a little hesitant.
And then my assistant, Megan, and I'm talking to.
They're like, look, guys do it.
It's like women can do it.
And I was, and I was forced to address it and let go of it.
And I'm like, all right.
Who was saying guys do it, women can do it?
Was it a guy or girl?
No, my assistant, Megan.
And a couple of other friends, they're women.
And then they're just like, you got to stop looking at it that way.
And I said, all right.
and I just moved forward
and we got Rachel Wolfson
and she was fantastic
I love Rachel
she's at the club all the time
she's the best
she's fun yeah
it's a cool chick
yeah she's great
is there a photo
of a rainy Aldana's face now
see what it looks like
if it's all healed up
it bothers me man
did she
how many
that's not real
that's a filter
that's an Instagram filter dog
there's no way
that's an avatar
that's what she looks like now
after the scar?
No.
That's not possible.
That's an avatar, right?
Well, it's not possible that that went away.
See, Google, or run a search of Rainey Aldana after the surgery.
It's like two weeks ago.
Yeah, but that's all.
Well, there's makeup.
Yeah, makeup and filter.
That's like, that's what you're saying.
Okay, there you go.
There you go.
You can see.
Go back there.
So it again.
You can kind of see in the beginning.
Yeah, yeah, when the light hits it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can see it right there.
Yeah.
Wow, it looks pretty good.
I mean, you can see it, but it gives her character.
Well, for a man, for a man, that's pretty dope, right?
I don't know.
It looks like she's pretty okay with everything.
She's a beast.
Yeah.
It's an unusual woman that is not just willing to do that and get her face cut open like that,
but also like march forward in a mask of blood, like a fucking horror movie,
throwing bombs.
And she was cut over her eye, her nose was split open, giant cash in her forehead, and just marching forward.
So when they did, and she was fighting?
Who was she fighting?
And did they have a rematch?
Because I assume the judge, the referee called it after that.
No, no, it went the decision.
Yeah, she lost the decision.
What did they go to the doctor?
They go over the doctor.
He looks at it.
He's like, ah, you'll never notice on a galloping horse.
Get back in there.
I don't know.
I don't know what the referee was thinking because referees have stopped fights for
less injuries. Oh yeah. It's very subjective. Usually when it goes from your eyebrow to the top of your
skull. It's very subjective. Like one referee or one doctor will say let it go and then another
doctor will go, it's over. And if the doctor says it's over, it's over. But a referee inspected it when
it went split up her head. Oh yeah. They wiped it down. They allowed her to continue. Yeah, she
got cut and she went back to her around and said, yeah, you're fine. Get back in there, kid.
See if you can find video of it while it's happening.
The nose would have stopped the fight.
Nose is destroyed.
Foreheads destroyed.
I don't remember what she got hit with.
Most likely an elbow that did that.
Who was she fighting?
Norma Dumont.
Norma Dumont.
Norma Dumont's a beast too.
And who won?
Norma did.
Norma won.
But what did she?
Like see if you can find a video of it.
The video of it is gnarly.
And we're freaking out because we're doing the commentary.
I'm like, oh my God, this lady is a savage.
What round did that happen in?
That's a good question.
I want to say it was the second round, but I don't totally recall.
Oh, my God.
What did you just have?
You just had it.
It's a video game.
Oh, it's a video game.
The video games is so good.
You can't tell the difference now.
That's the problem.
The fight in the video game.
Yeah, it's, but again, it's, I don't know why.
It's like when a woman gets knocked out, it bugs me way more.
Yeah.
I'm so used to.
to guys getting knocked out.
Yeah.
When a guy gets knocked out, I'm like, I hope he's okay, but a woman gets knocked out.
It's like my stomach turns.
I'm like, ugh, you're sitting there in your commentary chair.
You're just like, oh, fuck, man.
When someone gets shinned in the head, just bang, and you see them stiffing up.
It's like, there's something about a woman getting knocked out that, I don't know why.
Yeah.
It's part of my brain is like, no.
Yeah.
I'm so used to men getting knocked out.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, looks like you've seen a lot of fights.
I've probably seen more people get the fuck beaten out of them than anybody who's ever lived.
Yeah.
In person?
Like in person watching elite fighters smash each other.
I've probably seen more people get pummeled than anybody.
Yeah, I wonder the number of knockouts you've seen.
Oh, it has to be in the thousands.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how many fights I've called.
I've started doing commentary.
Well, I started doing post-fight interviews in 1997.
Wow.
Yeah.
So that was the first.
I worked at UFC 12 in 1997.
Now we're at like UFC 324.
So, and I've been there for a large percentage of them.
I hate to pivot, but what do you think of Fador?
I love him.
I love him.
He's one of the all-time greats.
He was one of my favorite fighters of all time.
He's the great tragedy is Fador never fought in the UFC against Caneville.
Lasquez because they were both in their prime at the exact same time and they could have made that
happen.
I love Fador.
Like the pride fights, Tremaine and I would, we'd all get, every time the pride fights were on,
we'd always watch Fador.
And dude, he was stoic.
I mean, stoic.
Like dead face, no matter what was going on, it could be the most chaotic, insane fight,
getting blasted in the face, never changed his expression like a fucking robot.
When before the fight, all the fighters are jumping up and down, looking around.
And he looks like he's about to fall asleep.
Yeah.
Oh, he was amazing.
His mindset was fucking impenetrable.
Remember when Kevin Randleman suplexed him?
Oh, yeah.
And I've never seen someone get suplexed on their head and not only pushed through it, but he submitted him pretty soon afterwards, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You got him in an arm bar, like very shortly after that.
That still doesn't make any sense to me.
Oh, he was a freak.
He was a freak, man.
Look at his face.
Look how calm he looks.
Yeah.
Here it is.
So he gets slammed.
Oh, my goodness.
And just rolls, just rolls right into it.
I mean, that could have knocked most people completely unconscious, could have separated your vertebrae.
And look, he's still, look how strong.
And he reversed the position, like seconds later.
And Randleman was good on the ground.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, Randleman was a world-class wrestler.
But look at that.
But Fador was special, man.
He was special.
And this is like Randallman's wearing wrestling shoes, too.
He was allowed to wear wrestling shoes.
Pride had a lot of crazy rules.
That left of Fadors.
Oh, everything, man. Everything.
He was the most complete.
So he pins down the arm and he eventually catches him.
I think he caught him in a Camorra.
A Camorra or a straight arm lock.
Yeah, here it is.
He caught him in a Camora.
Here it is.
I mean, that's insane.
And same. Within a minute, he turned it around.
Well, he was the most complete out of all those guys because he was a guy that could fight you standing up at an elite level.
But also in any kind of wild scramble, he would catch an arm bar off of his back.
He would submit you on the ground.
He could throw you.
He could do everything.
He was the most complete out of all the heavyweights of his era.
Yeah, I remember when he was fighting Nogera, I was like, oh, no, this is, it could go.
south for Fador and
You thought so? I was
worried
Yeah
You know because I like
You look up to a fighter
And you're like he can't lose
I don't want him to lose
And I was worried about Nogah
But he beat him twice right
Yeah and they were brutal
The ground and pounds were fucking brutal
When he was on top of Nogar
Just bombing on
Yeah I'm like Fador
Don't go to the ground with Nogara
Because I'm just worried
Unlike his aunt or something
Right
But he no problem
No he was
He was awesome
You know, but there's a time where a fighter can operate under that peak form, and it's a short window.
Yeah, yeah.
And I always say when you're looking at the greatest of all time, you have to look at them in that peak window.
You can't look at them when they're fighting in their late 30s, and they probably shouldn't be fighting anymore.
Yeah.
You got to judge them based on who they were in their prime because every combat sport athlete has a limited amount of time where they can operate in their prime.
can operate in their prime.
Yeah.
And Fador in his prime was about as good as anybody who ever lived.
I love hearing you say that.
Yeah, he was fucking amazing.
Fucking amazing.
Yeah.
But it's like when we had Kane in the UFC, Kane Velasquez, who was another super human freak,
also super stoic, which has got and had cardio, like no heavyweight ever.
Like freakish, God-given cardio.
Yeah.
And they'd call him Cardio Kane, because he would just put a pace on.
guys where you'd see the look on their face and it was like the second round like I can't do this yeah
he's just ready to go just not even out of breath just smashing you over and over and over again
picking you up slamming you down like what he did to brock lesner and brock lesner was fucking terrifying
he was a 300 pound man who was built like a viking like he just hopped off of a fucking ship with a
battle axe yeah cane beat the fuck out of him i know that that was an amazing fight and uh i uh i
watch Brock Lesnar Body Slam
We Man through a table at a restaurant one night
It was one of the best things
Was that a jackass?
No, no, we were there to do
I was going to do WrestleMania
I believe it was WrestleMania
Against that low down and dirty Sammy Zane
And we're at the restaurant
I think we're at a four seasons in their restaurant
And we all had a couple of drinks
And Brock just comes by
He's leaving. He comes by to say goodbye, you know. And Wee Man gets a little chatty. We man got a mouth on him.
So Brock just scoops him up like a baby. And he goes, you're going through that table and just lifts him up over his head and bam right through the table.
It was one of the best things I've ever seen. It looked like one of those tables in an Old West bar fight.
Yeah, this is it.
he's like no we're like no no no
oh Jesus Christ that's a regular table too
oh yeah
that's what you get for talking shit to Brock
Lesnar it doesn't really compute in his head I don't think
Brock is a guy that like you know he was
NCAA Division 1 National Champion
like elite wrestler I always wondered what would happen
with him if he didn't go in a pro wrestling
for so long. If he just went into MMA right out of his college career, I think he could have been
one of the all-time greats to him. Yeah, what are you going to do with that guy if he's been training
for that long? Well, he didn't train much in striking at all. Like you could tell in the early days
his striking was, you know, he was learning it. Obviously, an elite athlete, a freak of nature
physically, but he was still learning, striking. And striking is something, it takes a long time to
really get a mastery of. Oh, yeah. He wasn't, you know, so he, it was just, you know, it was just,
just, and it didn't need the money, didn't need to do it, was already a giant pro wrestling
star, could have just stayed Brock Lesnar, but just decided, I want to see what would happen
if I fight for real.
He liked it.
And he beat a lot of really fucking good guys.
Yeah.
Which is kind of crazy.
And he beat Randy Couture, who's an all-time great.
Yeah.
He beat Frank Meir, who's, you know, an all-time great.
He's a freak athlete, you know?
Oh, he's fucking horrific.
horrific dude who's the young guy gable stevenson oh yeah i think he's a problem
who he's a striking looks good his striking looks good he's a giant problem because he's a
250 pound man that moves like a 150 pound man he's so fucking fast for and so athletic for a big guy
and elite wrestling skills i mean gold medalist in the olympics are wrestling skills that that kind of
wrestling skill is like so hard to fuck with.
Yeah.
He's got that and ridiculous power and speed in his hands.
And just this, there's a mindset that like some guys have, like elite athletes have.
This like unstoppable drive and discipline.
Yeah.
And he's got that.
And like he's going to be.
I sent Dana White a text message because he had an MMA fight and hit this dude with a left hook.
And then as the dude's going out, he fucking slams him.
him to the ground. He landed the punch
and he had enough speed to
close the distance and
fucking slam him to the ground while
he's unconscious from the punch. Yeah.
And I sent Dana White to text him. I said,
everybody's fucked. I just sent him
that clip. I said him, I said Dana
the same clip.
Did you really?
Dana, what are we doing here?
Gable's the first guy that I've ever
had in the studio that isn't
even in the UFC yet
that it always has had like a couple
fights where I was like I want to have this guy on right away like look at that like
that speed is so fast look at that's the transition between he chaos him with a left
hook and then look at there's just hops to the top of the octagon but go back to the knockout
because look at the guy when he's on you can see the bird he's flying around his head in that
one angle on the opposite angle it's uh I mean that is crazy speed and then blast him with a punch
all before the referee can even get to him that dude's like what
the fuck just happened.
Yeah.
He has a hard time getting fights.
He'll probably be in the UFC quicker than he should be because no one wants to fight him.
It's on the regional circuit, the smaller promotions, very difficult to get a guy like that
to fight because you can't beat him.
You know you can't be.
So if you're, you got to be the type of guy like almost like you are with stunts.
Like, all right.
Yeah.
Let's fucking do it.
Yeah.
Let's see what happens.
That's what you need.
Because you're not fast enough to avoid the punches.
You're not skillful enough to stop the take.
You can't do anything about it once he's on top of you. You're not getting back up. You're just going to get pummeled. Like, what are you going to do? And some guys are just so gangster. They're like, let's see how I do. And you're just standing in front of a cold train. But most guys are going to not fight. You're going to get that offer. And you're going to go, fuck that. I want to be a world-class fighter someday. I got to get better. There's no way I'm going to get better. If I fight that guy, I realize how tall the mountain actually is that I'm supposed to climb.
But to any prospective fighters of Gable Stevenson out there who maybe don't want to fight them, take it for me, it doesn't take that long to get knocked out.
It's going to be an easy night.
You know, it's going to, what, 15 seconds of your time?
That's not the problem.
The problem is, so like in boxing, okay, this is a good, so boxing has always traditionally done a way better job of preparing fighters for world-class fighters.
So even Mike Tyson, who was a phenom, in his prime, he fought a bunch of journeymen in the beginning.
Mitch Blood Green.
Well, he was good.
Mitch Blood Green was good.
Mitch Blood Green went to decision.
Yeah.
You mean, he was a gang leader and he was a crazy person.
No, in the street fight, Mike fucked him up.
But he also broke his hand in the street fight in a haberdashery in Harlem, which is crazy.
Slipped into deliteration.
Yeah, I mean, they fought in a place where you make custom suits made.
And why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't you?
So that fight was like Mitch Blood Green was a he was a real pro.
It was a real elite fighter.
But you go to the early days of Mike Tyson where he's fighting guys that have fucking
zero business being in there with him.
And these guys just took the payday and just got knocked into orbit.
And those fights are some of the most fun fights to watch because you realize you're
dealing with a guy who's going to be one of the all-time greats.
And you're getting to see him when he's not.
19 and no one had any idea what was coming.
You know, like some of his first fights, people had heard rumblings.
There's this kid out of the Catskills.
Everybody talked about it.
But until you saw him, you're just like, oh, God, good Lord.
Just all business, too.
All business, no socks.
They're just the towel with a hole in it.
And it just, it was throwback.
Yeah, it was.
But there was never a throwback fighter.
like had just a towel over, you know, his head walking into the ring.
Well, you'd have to go back to like the Jack Dempsey days, which Tyson did.
See, Tyson had this advantage that his manager was Jim Jacobs and Jim Jacobs was a boxing historian.
And so Jim Jacobs had all these films of all the old school fighters, Sandy Sadler and Willie Pep.
Yeah.
And so Mike would just sit and watch all these great fighters, all the old school guys, all the, all the old school guys, all the,
old Joe Lewis fights on film, you know, all the Sugar Ray Robinson fights.
Which there are not a lot on film.
I wish there were because we never have Prime Sugar Ray Robinson.
Like there's not a lot of films.
Well, you can watch them on YouTube.
But I don't think like prime, prime, I think after a certain...
Oh, no, there's some prime Sugar Ray Robinson.
Yeah, you could watch some great Sugar A. Robinson KOs that are on.
Yeah.
He was another guy.
I mean, I think he had like 90 fights.
I think it was like something like 90 and O before he had his first lost.
And then he went another 40 fights before he lost the second.
Crazy.
Insane.
Crazy.
And they were fighting all the time back then.
Yeah.
Those guys would fight multiple times in a year.
It wasn't like today where, you know, guys will like Canello and Crawford, they talk about it.
Like Crawford hadn't had a fight like a year and a half.
Yeah.
It wasn't like that back then.
They're fighting a few times a month.
Constantly.
Yeah.
But also, you know, then the end is so sad because it's, you know, it's a fight.
In the end, Sugar Ray Robinson had dementia, and it's like he couldn't talk.
There's some interviews of him later in life that are really, really fucking sad.
Yeah.
So that's the thing about a guy fighting Gableson, Gable Stevenson.
It's not that Gable's going to beat you and getting knocked out's not that bad.
It's that your confidence is going to be destroyed and you will get knocked out easier next time, which is the problem with getting knocked out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can attest to that.
Is it to happen to you now?
Like, will you get caoed easier?
I get my knockouts.
I got knocked out easier, yeah.
It's the old glass jaw.
You notice the difference?
Yeah, I mean, I could watch the impacts afterwards,
and that might not have got me five or six years ago, but now it's just...
You just go out?
Yeah.
How many times you think you've been caoed?
About 16.
Wow.
And that's a lot.
Yeah.
Have you ever gotten like brain scans done?
Yeah.
What do they say?
Well, they're, you know.
They're not the best brain scans they ever looked at.
I didn't win any awards for my brain scan, Joe.
They're like, don't get any more concussions.
But did they say there's anything going on there that you need to be concerned about?
Well, they don't know about, you know, you can't detect CTE until post-mortem.
Right.
But do you have any lingering issues like memory issues, impulse control?
The, I can, well, I don't know whether it's I'm getting older or I can remember a lot of like things from four years, like for my childhood and that kind of thing.
I have complete recall.
But what I did a week ago, you know, it's up in the air.
And do you think that's connected to the head injuries?
Or is it just like aging?
Because as you get older.
Well, there's the million dollar question.
Right.
So you seem okay.
Yeah.
Which is part of the problem.
Like I know a lot of fighters that seem fine, but I know publicly or privately they're
struggling.
I know they have like issues, you know.
Yeah.
I'm, I, I, after that, that would the magician one, I kind of went offline for a few months,
but I, I completely recovered.
Went offline like, how so?
Just slowly over a period of months, I just got super depressed and anxious and fearful of everything.
just in my mind it was just a loop of everything bad and is going to happen is catastrophic
thinking and ruminating and yeah it was my creative mind turned against me right and it was it was
frightening it felt like you're in the bottom of a well looking up and eventually I got on to
medication and what kind of medication they give you for that oh shit i can't remember um
but after a couple of months on or actually about four to six weeks on the medication i
the colors came back and i started feeling like myself again and did you lose sight of colors
Did you get colorable?
No, that was just metaphorically.
Yeah.
And then I went off the medicine and I'm fine, but it was, yeah, it was pretty intense.
So did they do anything for that?
Like, I know there's some different therapies they do for people that have.
I did a thing, a transcranial magnetic stimulation.
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you about.
And I started that.
And it was kind of, I was in the middle of my episode.
episode and I started that.
You do it over like six to eight weeks.
I can't remember.
And I remember at the first I'd start it and I'd talk to the guy running it.
But by the end, the end of the eight weeks, I was just kind of, I wouldn't look at him.
I wouldn't talk to him.
And yeah, I was just completely in my head all the time.
So it got worse progressively then?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, it got worse.
but yeah the medication and uh i came out of it well i'm glad you came out of it yeah but that's a good
reason to not do that kind of shit anymore yeah that's why i like i can't i don't i it was it's too
much yeah yeah well that's what i worry about with fighters because like listen you and i are sitting
here we're talking you're not slurring your words you seem fine everything's seen you
There's fighters that you see the slurring and you see the mumbling of the words and yet they're still fighting.
Yeah, that's like Ollie at the end.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When he's doing those interviews around the Leon Spinks fights and...
Oh, yeah.
You know, even Larry Holmes was sparring with them.
They could notice...
Oh, yeah.
Notice the difference.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like how do you...
it's tough to figure out how to
he has a certain spirit about him and how do you outrun that.
Which made him a champion.
Yeah.
How do you outrun that?
How do you put that light out?
And that's the problem.
I think you have to plant that seed in a fighter's head when they're young.
I don't think you could tell them that this is going to be a ride that lasts forever.
I think you have to tell them there's going to be a time where we're going to be.
we realize we have to stop this, we have to stop doing this, and you're going to have to
trust me.
Yeah.
Because I'm on the outside, and I'm going to watch you very carefully, and we're going to make
sure that you never get to a point where you're...
I like a fighter that retires, and they can talk, and they're fine, and they're good.
Like, I like that.
I like when a guy gets out.
Like, Andre Ward is one of my favorite fighters, because not just was he a two-division
world champion, not only was a...
like he an elite boxer, but he retired undefeated and never came back, and now he's fine.
He does commentary.
You're hanging out with him.
He's got no lingering problems.
He's good.
Like he got off the right time.
I like that.
Yeah, I often think, where would, it's a little, sort of a pivot, where would Roy Jones
be, junior be ranked if he retired after the Ruiz fight?
Right.
He became heavyweight champions.
It's a very good question.
I think that was one of the biggest mistakes that he ever did was going up to heavyweight and then going down to 175 again.
Right, because he wasn't a heavy weight that was fat.
It wasn't like he could lose 25 pounds of extra fat that he put on.
No, he was shredded at 200 pounds and then lost 25 pounds of muscle.
So he had to starve himself to get back down to 75 again.
Because once your body gets accustomed to carrying around all that extra weight, like that's your new.
frame. And today they would never say do that again.
Yeah. Like in the UFC, there's been some guys that had some radical weight cuts like
Alex Pereira. It's probably the best example. But once he went down to 185, he was cutting
a tremendous amount of weight to get to 85. But once he went up to 205, now he's a 205er.
He stays at 205. And now he's even talking about going up to heavyweight, which is crazy.
Right. But he's got the frame for it. But like if he went all the way up to heavyweight and then
tried to go all the way down to 85 again, he would be so fragile. You're so vulnerable. If you get
hit, the guys who dehydrate themselves significantly, they get caoed way easier. Yeah. And guys
will tell you that, like when they cut the weight, they can't take a punch. It's just different.
Because your brain doesn't rehydrate in time. So if you're dehydrating to make, let's say,
170, if you're dehydrated to make 170, but you really weigh 200, you can get down
to 170 for the way, but once you rehydrate and your 200 again for the fight, you don't have
water in your brain yet.
Yeah.
Your brain's not re-it.
Brain takes days before it completely rehydrates.
It's dangerous.
It's very dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But so that's the thing.
It's like you're talking about all the problems that you have, but yet you're sitting here.
You're not slurring your words.
You're laughing.
You're coherent.
We're having a good time.
And think about these guys that you see that start mumble.
And they're going to slur together and they go by some better.
Yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
You have a hard time understanding them.
The fits of rage.
Yes.
They 100% should not be fighting.
Yeah.
And yet they're still fighting.
And athletic commissions will even pass them.
Does Van der Le Silva still fight?
Does he slur?
Dude, Vandali Silva just had a boxing match in Brazil that turned into a brawl.
So he was boxing this guy.
and the
bunch of people jumped into the ring
and started brawling
and one of the guys that jumped to the ring
caoed him
hit him with a bare knuckle punch
and knocked him out cold
where he falls back and bounces
and they have to drag him out of the ring
so while people are, there's a melee
there's like 10 people fighting inside the ring
and he's stretched out cold
here watch it
Jamie
he can find it
he was amazing
in the pride fight. He was a fucking warrior, a savage. He was so crazy. But that's another
guy that's been caoed so many fucking times. I don't speak Portuguese, but my friends who do say
you can clearly tell the difference. So here's the fight. So this is afterwards, boom, he gets
chaos. Oh my God, the back of the canvas. This guy just cracks him with a right hand. He doesn't even
see it coming. And he's out cold, flat on his back. And then they just have to drag him away from all these
people fighting.
Jesus.
Oh, that's sad.
He's dead.
Dead out cold.
Yeah.
And again, this is a guy that's, he got knocked out by Mercco Krokop.
He got head kick, caoed.
He got knocked out by Rampage Jackson.
He got knocked out by some big, fucking scary shots.
Crow cop had legs like Earl Campbell.
They were just ridiculous looking.
Yeah.
No, he was, he was one of the most elite strikers that ever competed in him.
He was terrifying, dude.
The stare-down between Vandalei Silva and Mercco Cropop, in my opinion, is the greatest
stardown in the history of combat sports.
Because you've got a guy who, in Vandale-Salvo is one of the most intimidating, terrifying
M.M.A. fighters that ever lived.
But then in Mercco Cropop, you got a guy who's ahead of an anti-terrorist squadron who's
fucking probably murdered people.
Look at the difference.
That motherfucker ain't scared of shit.
Look at this stardown.
Neither one of them are scared.
Yeah, I think Vandale might have been feeling it a little.
Really?
Yeah, that guy's looking through to his fucking soul.
Merco is, 100% Merco wins this stare-down.
Mercos was looking through to his fucking soul, dude.
Oh, my goodness.
That is a stare-down, son.
Look at his eyes.
That is a serious man.
And, I mean, Mercco.
That ref's got his hands full.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they always had their hands full in pride.
because they had stumps and soccer kicks.
It was a crazy organization.
Did they test in Pride?
No.
Not only did they not test.
Well, they did test.
They didn't do anything.
It was a fake test.
You get an A plus on steroids.
Ensign, Inouet, is another legend and just one of the all-time greats and a pioneer of MMA from the early days.
Ensign told me, when he did the podcast, he said they had in all capital letters, we do not test for steroids.
Like, they wanted you on steroids.
Or growth hormone.
They wanted you on it.
Because, look, if you want excitement and you don't have a sanctioning body, like, why would you, your goal is to create the best product.
Like, what's the best product?
But you juiced up fucking psychopaths beat the shit out of each other.
Highly skilled, juiced up savages going to war.
That's what you want.
You don't want anybody who's dealing with normal hormone levels.
Fuck that.
so they would encourage people.
I didn't hear any rumors of Fador doing that.
Do you think Fador?
I don't...
Well, you can only speculate.
You don't know, because he didn't look like he was on steroids, right?
Because he had, like, dad bod, but jacked, you know,
but he carried along some extra body fat
because he didn't have to worry about losing weight.
But he came from the Russian sports program, you know,
and they cheated with everything.
The reality of...
Do you ever see that movie, Icarus?
No. Oh, it's a great movie.
Yeah? Oh, my God. Brian Fogle made this documentary, and it's a really interesting documentary because he made the documentary, this was the plan of it. He was an endurance racer, so he's going to do a cycling race, and he was going to do it naturally. So he does it, compares his numbers, and then he hires this guy, Gregory Richenko. Is it Rchenko?
Yeah, you got it. I think he said. Rchenko?
who is, that's the guy who is the head of the Russian anti-doping,
and I'm making air quotes, anti-doping program.
And so during, yeah, Rachankov, Gregory Rachankov.
So during the filming of it, it turns out that the Russians get busted
because during the Sochi Olympics, the entire roster of Russian athletes,
was on droids.
Yeah, yeah.
So what they did was they cut a hole in the wall, and they would take the piss that the Russians
had given after the competition.
They'd sneak it through the hole and sneak in some new piss and put it in its place.
But what they had found was that there was micro abrasions in the jars.
They supposedly had these unopinable jars.
And the Russians had figured out a way to like snake some sort of a utensil or some sort of a device
and open up these jars, swap out the piss
and put in some fresh clean piss in the same jar.
So this is while they're filming.
So he is being taught how to juice up by this guy.
So this guy is telling him, this is what you would take
and this is how much to take.
So he's doing this.
Preparing to go do this cycling race, juiced up.
And while this is happening, this guy has to flee Russia
because now he gets busted.
and then he starts telling Brian Fogle everything.
He tells him how they run the program.
So now to this day, this guy's hiding.
He's in witness protection.
They arrested his family.
I think they took his family's money away.
They took their home away.
They took everything because they want them to turn this guy in.
So he's in witness protection right now still in America hiding because they'll assassinate him if they find him.
Oh, yeah.
Because this guy gave up the entire secrets of the Russian dopamine.
program, which led to in the Brazil Olympics, Russia was banned from the Brazil Olympics.
Yeah, for the doping in Sushi.
So this documentary is fucking wild because it shows, he tells every, the only people that
didn't do it with was figure skaters.
They said the figure skaters, it didn't help.
And it actually hurt a little bit.
We tried, but it didn't help.
They want to keep them gay.
They wanted to keep them, like, whatever they wanted to keep them, they just felt.
like there's something about giving them testosterone, giving them human growth hormone, steroids.
It fucked with their fine motor skills.
And it's such a delicate sport.
You know, it's a sport of, it's just hand-eye coordination and balance, and it didn't help them to be on performance-enhancing drugs.
You said keep them gay.
I don't think if you gave steroids to Johnny Weir, it's going to, you know.
You only one way to find out?
No, I'm just kidding.
That guy is, he's pretty entertaining Johnny Weir.
Was it a gay porn star?
No, he was an Olympic skater, right?
Is gay?
Is it Johnny Weir?
It's Johnny Weir.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
I don't know why I thought gay porn star.
I thought, like, if you're giving steroids to a gay guy,
what would be the last guy that you would want to do it to,
to see if you could turn him not gay, would be a gay porn star.
I can give him steroids
and all of so he's like, why am I fucking all these guys?
This is crazy.
Thank you.
You've cured me.
It turned out it wasn't pray the gay away.
It's inject the gay way.
Oh, that preacher, pray the gay away.
Oh, those guys are funny.
Those guys are almost all gay.
Those gay retreats.
Yeah, it's like.
They'll get together and hug it out with boners.
Yeah.
Kind of sad.
Just be how you're going to be, man.
Don't like tell everyone what to do.
Just live your life however.
you want to live it.
Well, this is a burden of responsibility on some of us for being judgmental and for so long.
I mean, being gay was so dangerous to come out.
You could get killed.
You'd get beaten.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a testament to our society today that it is like not just accepted but celebrated that people are gay.
It's because for so long it was so hard to be gay.
Yeah.
You know the Turing test?
Do you know what the Turing test is?
Yeah.
Well, Alan Turing was.
gay and they I mean that's a terrible tragic story the man like really had a enormous impact on
World War II and but still he was he had to be closeted and then the and then they
chemically castrated him yeah it was in England it's in the 1950s and he's the guy who came up
with the Turing test which is a way to determine whether or not artificial intelligence had
achieved sentience could you tell if you're having any
And most people believe that at this point in time, you can't tell.
Like, the Turing test has already been achieved.
Like, they've already passed it.
Like, if you talk to, like, perplexity, this is what I use for everything.
If I talk to it, I would not know whether or not that's a person or not.
I mean, it can communicate like a human.
Yeah.
And it can answer questions about anything.
It's just basically like a super genius human being that I ask questions do all the time on my phone.
And I don't ever feel like this is a computer.
It feels like a fucking person that's just like you have a wizard that you can ask any question of.
And it can give you the answer.
So that's Alan Turing's invention was this test to determine whether or not you could determine whether artificial intelligence had achieved sentience.
And what did they do this guy?
They fucking, they chemically castrated him for being gay and he wound up committing suicide.
It's tragic.
I mean, all that he did with in World War II, I mean, he's the father of the modern computer.
He helped break the Enigma Code, which was considered unbreakable.
Yeah.
And just his country turned his back on him and everyone like him, really.
And not even that long ago.
That's what's crazy.
Like people who were alive back then are still alive today.
And that's how much the world is shifted.
Yeah.
And, you know, whatever it's been, 80 years.
It's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
Not even 80 years, 70 years, right?
Crazy.
Yeah.
That, yeah, I'm fascinated by World War II and the characters from that.
Oh, yeah.
No, World War II is a nutty time in history.
And it's also, in a lot of people's eyes in America,
one of the reasons why people are so fascinated with World War II.
It's the last time America.
got to feel like real heroes.
Yeah.
We fucking did it.
We turned back the Nazis.
We defeated them.
You know, we stopped this takeover of the world by the most evil group that we've ever seen assembled in modern history.
And America came back and there's that photograph, that famous photograph, I guess it's in Times Square where that soldiers kissing that woman.
That was staged, right?
I believe it was.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
Because the wars after that were muddy.
It was not like this is a good guy.
This is the bad guy.
Exactly.
It's like, and then in Vietnam, it's not, you're not taking a hill.
You can't, it wasn't about that.
It became just the number of casualties.
Well, also, it didn't, it was a war that didn't make any sense.
No, no.
We found out later on that it was a war that was started under false pretenses.
Sure.
Well, there's, there's been a few of those.
But that was the one that's the most obvious.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident is the most obvious.
And proven. Like now it's not a conspiracy theory. They staged a false flag. They lied to the American people.
Same thing Hitler did in Poland. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever read Blitzed? No. It's Norman Oler wrote about Hitler marching through Poland and about all the drugs that they were giving people. Oh yeah. The Purvitant. They would get jacked up on Purvitant.
fucking meth. They had capsules, meth capsules. And the people at the front of the line got the most meth.
Yeah. They dose people up according to where you were. But they realized that had diminishing
returns because they're just jacked up all the time and they're not sleeping and then it starts falling
off. Yeah. But by then they were addicted. And, um, well, it turns out you could do it for three days
and get all the way through Poland. Yeah. That's how they did it. Yeah. Three days, no sleep.
just and Hitler was like, I know how we could do it.
Just meth everybody up and have a march.
Well, he was taking more drugs than anyone.
Oh, yeah.
Just.
Well, he had his own doctor that wasn't a part of the SS.
Yeah, that shady-ass doctor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all in the book.
The book is fantastic.
It's really good because it's just like, and he said that most of what Hitler was on was
actually opiates.
Yeah, eucanol.
I don't know.
Pervitin.
Well, Pervitin is a meth, right?
It's an epitinine.
Yeah, Perfetin is the meth, but I think Eucanol was an opiate.
Can, will you?
He was on a lot.
He was on a lot of different things.
Do you know that he also had a genetic anomaly that would lead to his testicles not descending?
Yeah, I've heard about it.
Yeah, I think it's called Korman syndrome or something like that.
You can all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's called Holman syndrome or something like that.
whatever he got. What is it called? Morrell was like Elvis's doctor.
Yeah. So they got blood from the fabric. What was it called? What was the syndrome called?
Micropenus. Yeah, well, it definitely. Micropenus was the Coleman. That's it is. Callman syndrome.
So what it was was they found blood from the couch where supposedly Hitler committed suicide. They
took that blood and matched the DNA to Hitler's bloodline. So they knew it was a male and they knew
the blood came from someone in Hitler's family. So they're reasonably assured that this is Hitler,
and then they found that they had Kalman syndrome. So researchers analyzing blood-stained cloth from
the sofa where Hitler died found genetic marker linked to Kalman syndrome disorder as a form of
hypogonatotropic hypogonadism, which resulted in insufficient production of sex hormones,
and can prevent or delay puberty.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Right?
Methed up, dude.
Yeah.
Little dick.
Tiny dick.
No balls.
Most evil man in history.
Once a fuck the whole world.
Maybe one ball.
Maybe one ball.
Well, he was diagnosed with one undescended testicle.
That was a fact from one of his medical reports.
One of his testicles just like stuck up there.
Yeah.
It's a crazy time.
He had some problems.
He had some issues.
Yeah.
What a fucking monster.
Speaking of meth, we always talk about this documentary that Johnny had a hand in.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia.
I fucking love that documentary, dude.
Thank you.
That documentary was crazy.
How did you get involved in, thank you, Jamie.
How did you get involved in that?
A friend of mine knew Joyan Nitzberg, and Joyan is the one who found Jessica White.
He just uh, Julian was doing a another documentary on um oh shit uh but they're like hey do you want to meet Julian Nitzberg and I'm like yeah and so I talked to Julian he told me the story of him's being involved with Jessica White the first documentary you saw the first one right?
Mm-hmm.
You did more than one?
No, no. The first one of Jacob Young did. Julian Nitzberg found Jessica White, went to Jacob Young and said, hey, look at this guy, look at this character. And it came out on videotape. And if you saw it back in the late 80s, early 90s, it was usually like a copied over fourth. Is this the dancing outlaw one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So that's not the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia. That was yours, right?
Yes. And so I was just. I was just.
talking to Julian and I'm like, well, what do you think Jessica's up to now? He's, I don't know. And so we got some money together and sent him to talk to
Jessica and his family. And now because of just generational neglect and all the young kids coming up, he's like,
he was like, you know, the wildest one in the family, but now he's like the eighth wildest. All the younger ones are
much, you know, more intense.
And we came back with three days of footage and we're like, holy shit.
And we showed, we cut something together and took it to my friends at MTV.
They're like, yeah, okay, we'll give you some money.
They weren't even sure.
They're like, you guys haven't, you know, failed this yet.
So they just pushed the money our way and we came back with that.
It was wild.
It's a fucking amazing documentary.
They're a charismatic, a charismatic family of charismatic bunch of outlaws.
Yeah.
Well, it's certainly entertaining.
And it's also an untold story about that part of the country and how they've been ravaged by pills.
And, well, they've been ravaged.
First of all, they were ravaged by the coal companies.
Right.
Jacking their town and then you can only buy stuff from the company store.
And then when the cold's gone, fucking.
you we're out of here and the town's just left you know massacred and then with no thought of what
happens to those people yeah yeah you see how uh that can make the whites and anyone in that area feel
right and so like oh the man we're going to stick it to the man the man stuck it to us we're
going to stick it to the man yeah with you know they're all they all get checks for disability checks
and, you know, they're, I don't know, it's just, it's just pretty sad.
It's very sad.
Entertaining and sad at the same time.
It's like you're very conflicted.
Like you want to laugh at them, but you're also like, oh my God, like there's kids there.
Like there's families here.
They're all fucked up.
Like the kid doing backflips because he's high on Mountain Dew.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's talking about stabbing.
I forget which boyfriend of Sue Bob's, she Kirk's.
It's crazy.
It was intense.
Yeah, but it's both funny and entertaining,
but also, like, deeply disturbing at the same time
because you realize,
especially towards the end of the film,
where they want to get out of this life.
Like, they're trying to clean up, you know,
and she's trying to get off pills and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, it's tough when you're raised in an environment
and, you know, you don't know how to get out.
Right.
You don't have those tools.
Well, there's no clear path.
There's no clear path out of there.
And everywhere we're around you is fucked.
Everything's fucked.
Everyone's fucked.
There's no good examples of people that figured it out, got their shit together.
There's no one cool uncle that, you know, went straight.
Well, there is part of the family that moved to Michigan, and they started flourishing.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
So.
That's the move.
But it's, it's, yeah.
Fucking hard.
Yeah.
It's hard.
Yeah, it's like, I think there's just forgotten sections of our country when it comes to just extreme despair and poverty and just overall, like you said, fucked over by the coal companies, fucked over by pills.
Everyone's addicted.
Everyone's just like this long history of crime.
And when you're raised in that continually, it's, how do you see a way out?
You know, it just, I don't know, it's, it's pretty, pretty sad.
Did, but when you filmed it, did you think it was going to be sad?
Do you think it was just going to be crazy?
You don't know what you're walking into.
Right.
You have no idea.
So, what came back was.
It was very impactful and you couldn't turn away.
It just, yeah, there's a lot of shit that really pulls on your heartstrings.
But they're so charismatic and they have such a way about them.
I don't know.
It makes it their sense of humor like helps ease you through it.
about the situation, but still, it's a situation.
Did you take them to the premiere or anything?
Did any of them?
We flew Jessica and Mamie in for the premiere.
And I remember he was going to tap dance at the premiere.
And he's got his tap shoes, which were
his father, D. Ray White's tap shoes.
I was, and they're just in a plastic
pharmaceutical bag.
But I dropped them when I got out of the car
and I was just, I was just like, I feel, I felt terrible.
But their characters, they,
it was pretty wild meeting Jessica and Mamie.
That's my friend Storm I grew up with.
He helped produce.
I remember me, Jessica.
why and Mike Judge is sitting in a bar before having drinks.
Oh, Mike Judge was involved in this too?
No, no, he's just a friend of mine and he was like, I want to meet Jessica and Mamie.
I love that guy.
My judge is cool as fuck.
He's so talented.
Very, very talented.
So bright.
Man, it was an engineer starting out, then a musician.
He's an interesting character.
Very, very interesting guy.
But how did they react to the film?
And watching people watch them and laughing and going crazy.
They, they, and for them, I mean, at the premiere, they seemed, they really enjoyed it.
You know, it's like, it's a big thing.
You see yourself up on screen.
I know the subject matter is tough, but I don't know.
That's their life, right?
They're not surprised by anything.
Right.
It's just, you know.
What happened with them after the first?
film.
Do you follow up on them?
Every now and then, Julian will send me something.
One of them will be in the news for this or that.
You know, I haven't stayed in touch.
I didn't stay in touch.
What did you say, Jamie?
Sue Bob's on TikTok with her daughter.
Oh, boy.
Sue Bob's got the best voice.
Yeah.
I was always a sexy one.
I got to even get that voice.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What a voice.
Have you ever thought about doing a follow-up?
Someone else can.
I don't.
We did it.
And I think we moved on.
I think at some point it's a little much to go back to that well.
I don't feel right about it.
Right.
A little exploitative.
I don't feel right about it.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Do you do have aspirations, do other stuff?
Do you have like any other things that you're trying to do?
Well, I mean, in the film world, sure.
So there's, I have a lot of, I love doing documentaries.
I have a couple of documentaries I'm trying to get off the ground.
And, you know, one on David Allen Coe, who's who Julian Nitzberg was going to
you're directing who David Allen Coe is?
Yeah.
He's a country singer, songwriter,
who's like was the,
from the age of nine to 35,
he was institutionalized.
You know, his parents just kind of used too much
and they put him in the boys home.
And he was the head of the Outlaw motorcycle gang for a while.
He had eight or nine wives for a while.
At the same time?
Yeah, at the same time.
He formed his own religion.
He wrote his own, you know, wrote a book.
He was, oh, the best.
I have to show you a picture.
And he also wrote some racist songs while he was in prison,
and Shell Silverstein convinced him to record those when he got out.
I turned my phone off.
Shel Silverstein, the guy who wrote children's books?
And a boy named Sue and on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
Shell Silverstein wrote a lot of songs.
Wow.
And he convinced a couple of the songs were, you know, racist and can't really, there's no defense to them.
He's lived a very complicated life.
But in the 80s, he decided, I'm going to become a magician.
And I have a picture of him.
with his, and a ventriloquist, and I'll show it to you in a second.
It's pretty, he's the most frightening fucking ventriloquist you've ever seen.
Like, and the weird thing is the magician's Penn & Teller credit him as one of their influences.
Is that him with his dummy?
Okay, let me find it real quick.
So it's an incredible story.
But it's just hard getting something like that made now for people who aren't wanting to.
Okay, come on.
I'm bringing up.
So we're trying to tell that story.
And so just whatever just strikes your interest, like things that you find fascinating.
Can I air drop this to Jamie?
Yeah.
How do I do this?
And his son, Tyler Coe, does that podcast, Cocaine and Rhinestones.
It's a brilliant podcast.
His son's really sharp.
It says AirDrop Code required.
And so that's how you decide things just based on like what's interesting?
Yeah, I don't know what house to decide things.
Look at that.
David Allen Code.
Look at his bell buckle.
Look at that bell buckle.
Oh, yeah.
What is Gary looking dude with a dummy?
His son, Tyler's like, I thought that thing was real when I was growing up.
You know, it's because he made it seem that way.
Well, there's a weird connection between a really good ventriloquist
and their dummy that gets very odd.
Yeah.
You know, it's like in the Twilight Zone episode where the guy has the dummy.
Do you ever see that?
No.
Oh, it's great.
It's a Twilight Zone episode where the dummy and the guy are having conversations
when no one's around.
The dummy is alive.
And then I think the dummy kills the guy.
And then, but I had a guy that used to work with way back
the day, his name was Otto and George.
And he was a Vindylquist comedy act.
And George was the dummy.
And Otto was the guy.
And Otto would be like, I can't believe you're saying these things.
And George would say like really fucked up.
And George was an evil-looking dummy with like crazy eyebrows.
He was a legend, like a comedy legend.
That's Otto and George.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
They were a little too close.
It was a little close.
Like he would be driving in the car and George would be in the trunk.
And he would tell the guy driving, pull over.
I got to check on George.
Like, he felt like he had to pull over and talk to the dummy.
And he'd get out by the side of the road, pop over the trunk, and hear him back there, like, just fucking around with the dummy.
Like, looking at it, talking to it.
And he put it back in and drive off.
Like, he would get in his head that the dummy needed to be checked on.
How does a guy like that operate in life?
I mean, he's dead now, unfortunately.
Well, we all end up that way.
He partied hard.
Right.
Like he had, he was an enthusiast.
Relationships?
I don't know.
I mean, I never heard about him being married or anything like that.
I don't believe you had any children.
But he was nuts.
He was like, it was a, like, I never got to know him all that well.
It was, I work with him a ton of times.
But it was always like, and he's like, hey, Joe, how are you?
You know, he'd have his dummy there.
But you would just, everybody would go to the back of the room when
Otto would go on stage.
We'd all want to watch.
That was his relationship, the dummy.
Well, I was, you know, I don't know if he had other relationships, but that was a big one.
And one time he was going back and forth with some guy in the audience, and the dummy was
saying horrible things to this guy, and the guy stabbed the dummy.
Guy jumped up on stage and stabbed the dummy.
It was in Dangerfields.
Yeah, I think it was at Dangerfield.
What a brilliant move.
Yeah.
That's inspired.
Yeah, I mean, he was a part of the program.
The guy was a part of the performance.
He jumped up and stabbed the dummy.
Because he would just say, that's probably worse than stabbing him.
You know, I'm just heartbroken.
Well, I mean, you know, I'm assuming the guy was doing it for fun.
But unless he thought the dummy was actually the problem.
That critical thinking.
I think they're actually doing a documentary on Otto and George.
Really?
Yeah, I think someone.
one's working on that right now.
So that would be interesting.
He was a legend on the East Coast during the 1980s and the 1990s.
Like we all knew Otto and George.
Wow.
I completely miss that.
Yeah, but, you know, like a lot of people that are brilliant, he was out of his
fucking mind and never really got traction in terms of like a real national career.
But he was very funny and a real good joke writer.
He was a funny guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they don't have that little extra side of them to.
The business part.
Yeah.
The business part was missing.
Yeah.
It was just a maniacal genius.
I have something to do after this.
I'm going to look up Otto and George.
Yeah, it's something to look up.
Listen, man, good luck on Fear Factor.
Thank you.
I hope it runs another 148 episodes just like when we did it back in the day, and I hope nobody gets hurt.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I appreciate you having me on.
Oh, my pleasure.
It's great to meet you, man.
You've entertained the fuck out of me over the years.
and give me a lot of anxiety as well.
I'm glad you're okay for the most part.
Well, thanks for doing this.
Tell everybody, when is it air?
When is Fear Factor start?
Premiers tomorrow.
Oh, no, excuse me.
Premiers tonight, the 14th.
Okay.
Sorry, I've been on a world win kind of thing, so it's on tonight.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Awesome.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye, everybody.
