The Joe Rogan Experience - #2478 - Theo Von

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. People making that. Thank you. Who do you mean by those people? You know. You know.

It's changed over the years. The ones with the horns. I don't know. You mean band members? Who are you talking about? Stuff. Music. Music industry.

Dude. We're just talking about. So we should tell people what we're talking about. If you hum a song, just like fuck around and like, you know, like the cocaine song, you know what I mean? If you play Eric Clapton, you know, if you do that, you'll get flagged on YouTube. And they take money from you. How desperate is that? It's gross.

Like, you can't even hum a song? You can't, like, what are you talking about? You can't even hum. In the future, you're not even going to be able to fall in love. They're going to charge you for it. How are they going to do that? Well, you won't be falling in love with the person anymore. People would be outdated.

People come with problems. I ain't coming on no bot. No? Ever? What about in one? No. What will they do with it? Keep it.

Yeah. Maybe that's what keeps them alive. Imagine that? Let me think about it for the second. You gotta fuck her every day to keep her alive. If you don't she starts shriveling up on you? Oh. Like she's on Ozempic.

Oh. So she's a Latino you're saying. That's what you're saying. You gotta keep her plump. You got to keep the juices flowing, huh? There'd be guys that would sign up for that. Okay, I think I could do that. But day 5,026 in a row, you'd be like, oh my God, I can't do this.

Yeah. And then she's dying. Why is she dying? She's electric, isn't she? She only gets powered by cum. Oh, oh, it's sad. And three days with no cum she shuts off, and that's it. And you can't bring her back.

I'd shut her down quick. I'll tell you that, dude. She would be. You'd have to let your buddies fuck her just to keep her alive. Oh, that's going to be gross. Joe. It would be. And it would be sad and stuff like that. And you'd have somebody like late at night like hey bro. He loves her. Yeah. What's your wife doing? Like texting you're like 4 a.m. Bro, if you need me to keep her alive. Yeah. He's over there stroke and that way's on the phone with you. Bro, plug your wife in for a little bit. Bro. Let me chart. Yeah. Let me come over there. We're getting close. Did you see those ones they have at the consumer electronic show in Vegas? The dancing ones? No, it's an AI companion. That's a robot. It's like a very pretty lady in her mouth moves.

and she talks and it's not there yet but it's in the neighborhood you know it's not at the right door but it just entered the community you know what I mean you think so you know some communities have that awning welcome to like Paradise Estates and you go through and there's all the houses in the subsection yeah it's in the door right it's in the door just not at your house yet hidden oaks or whatever exactly or Hunter's Glen or racist cove or whatever the fuck robot has made it through onto your street it's just not at your house yet and it will be in five to ten years. My kids aren't fucking robots. They will. If you have kids, they're going to fuck robots. No, they won't, Joe. You won't be able to stop them. All their friends are going to be able to do it.

It'd be rude. It'd be like keeping them off social media. Oh, that's crazy, dude. If you keep your kids off social media, they feel left out. They're like, come on, Dad. Let me get Snapchat. Like, no, son. I want you to concentrate on your homework and your football.

Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Let me get Snapchat. No, one. Look, you're dead. wakes you up early. He's like, look, one of you little bastards left the freaking comrobot in the yard. Which one of you?

Delirious. Comfort income. All your friends fucked it. That's sad. But I do think that one day our smiles will be in a museum. That's where we're headed. It's like the feelings are starting to disappear, you know? Maybe that's what autism is. Like severe autism?

Oh, I've thought about that a lot. That's why we're getting to some of the, like, the only way we could get to this place if we get to this data-driven place where it's like, you know, alien-esque, things start to feel alien-esque here is because of autism leading. It's when autism mixes with, what's it called our society is based on money, capitalism.

When autism and capitalism converge, things got really weird. Right, and think about it, right? We don't know exactly what is causing autism. They have a lot of suspicions. A lot of them have to do with vaccines and different medications and different chemicals and pollutants

and all sorts of different things. And Cologne, too. One thing we could all agree on, and Tylenolty think too, right? But one thing that we can all agree on, it's a big factor is stuff that we've created. It's a big factor. Whatever it is. Let's not put the blame on any one of these industries, but there's something going on where more people are getting autism now than ever.

And it seems almost positive that it's coming from us, that we did something. human society. Well, if you think about where human society is going, wouldn't that be a way to turn us into something new, right? If we were going to merge with machines, what better way than to like eliminate empathy, eliminate emotions, make us like able to like stay at home and stare at a screen for hours at a time with no concern whatsoever? Just the kind of social detachment along with the integration of all this. crazy new technology and the people a lot of the people that are in the tech business at high levels are on the spectrum oh dude yeah they're on the fucking diving board of the spectrum and they're the ones bringing in AI they're bringing in the next version of life kind of mean almost like we're thinking

it's like a mistake but it might not be it might be like a crucial part of the system when you get further and further integrated with technology and all the stuff that you need to make it and all the stuff that's involved in capitalism, including like lying about what medications kids needs and giving them this, giving them that, lying about what kind of, what the pesticides do or the chemicals do or, you know, whatever it is. What is that ultimately doing? If it's leading people to be on the spectrum more and more often, what if one day it's not one in 12 in California?

If it's 100%. Yeah. Everybody. You've got a full spectrum society and there's no regular people left. Yeah. You have to think about that. If it's one in 12 boys right now in California, and it used to be like one in 10,000, this is like an invasion.

Right. Like an invasion of like a way that people think that's entering into human civilization. Yeah. And I feel like it was, I agree, right? So then it's like those and then if you don't have this like uprising, this emotional uprising out of people of like, you know, like this is wrong. because I think like, you know, when you get real database and like that kind of like, tis-a-mask type of energy, I think you're not, you know, you're not thinking about some of the, like, how it affects you as much, or maybe just you're able to like roll into that nest of like,

this is this new digital landscape and those people fit well in it. Does that make any sense? It does. It does make fit well. And they do fit well in it. I know a lot of people that are, on spectrumy that are very happy, just being online. all the time. Yeah. That's what they do.

And dude, maybe that's what's supposed, yeah, that's the scary part is like, what if that's what's supposed to happen? Right. And the rest of us are just like, because I'm like, I think a romanticist, you know, I'm thinking like, oh yeah, a porch and a rocking chair. And then, you know, but, you know, other people are like, yeah, we're coming in robots and shit like that and ordering bagels through our fucking brain cells and shit, you know, like it's just like, um.

We're thinking of autism as a flaw, but it might be a feature. But is it what? Is it, okay, is it what nature wants or is it something that we're creating that is heading us down a very dark path? I feel like it's not autism, but all of it in conjunction is the second one. It might be what the universe wants. It might be how it goes. Like there has to be some sort of a pathway from territorial primates to something new, right? Does there?

I think so. Yeah, because otherwise we would still be. single-celled organisms. Everything's moving in a general direction of more complexity. Okay. That's fair. So if it's moving in a general direction of more complexity, and with all the technology that we're making, like, we're moving into some fucking weird place, right?

Wouldn't it be better if you just, like, easily accepted that? And what better way than if you're one of those dudes that's on the spectrum that loves to chill at home and play video games, just stare to screen? It doesn't really need a lot of human contact. Yeah, one of those fucking data wiggers or whatever they call them or, you know, those fucking tech monkeys or whatever. Yeah, those guys were just all about it.

They're all about it. They're wearing Apple watches and the fucking Apple watch. Woop neck brace. Yep, yep, yep. They had to do with a fucking woop neck brace.

It was like, it kept updating on his watch. It's like your neck's still broken or whatever. He's got a whoop cock ring. Bro, it's crazy. You can fuck his robot. Bro, you blink twice and you're fucking, yeah,

like it shoots gLP ones and you're nuts. It's just like, it's all too. But it's, it's happened too fast, bro, and it's too much. And it starts to be. be like, is it being controlled? When West Jet first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different.

People thought denim on denim was peak fashion, inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to WestJetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. Dude, here's something that I was... being controlled by a small amount of people, which is always scary.

That's scary. It's always scary when a small amount of individuals have insane amounts of power and wealth. And that's what's going to happen with this AI thing. And that's what's what happened with tech. Look what happened with tech. With tech, the vast majority of the people that are involved were all like heavily left wing, very progressive, like kind of even far left in a way. And look, they pushed the entire country's narrative in that direction.

through censorship on social media, through banning any accounts that didn't kind of commit to the narrative. Russiagate. Yeah, Rush a gate. Anything about Hunter Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines being deadly, or maybe it came from a lab. All that stuff would get you kicked off.

So it was all moving in this one ideological direction. That's like literally the conversation, the entire country's happening. And there's no other output. But before, you know, there was a few of them that came around like Gab and some other ones, some social media sites that were like a response to that. But they never really took off, right? Nothing took off yet. Not really.

You know, there's some people that are on threads and there's some people on truth. But the reality is, if you're not on Twitter, you're not really going to connect with most people. That's the giant majority of people having conversations. And it was all completely controlled by a small group of people with one. an ideology. But didn't all those, half of those people move over to the other political party when Trump got elected, like you know what I'm saying?

Like Zuckerberg was on the left side. Bezos seemed like a very left-leaning guy and then they're all just, so that's what made me start to think, oh, none of these guys are really on a side. There's this other third side that a lot of us can't see that is just

kind of commandeering or fabricating or like infiltrating both sides. In fact, I'd harm a song right now, I'd harm the pink Floyd song, money. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because that's what, they were protecting that chatter.

That cash, baby. Protecting that cash. I mean, look how many people are fucking moving out of all these states that are trying to impose wealth taxes. They're trying to steal money from the people that are the most successful. I was reading something about Massachusetts and how much this lady was reporting about how much Massachusetts is lost from that because people leave the state. Their businesses leave the state.

New York is having the same problem. Like Kathy Holtz lady, you know, now she's asking people. I don't know how to say her name. I don't care. Yeah, get a better name. Who cares what her name is? Yeah. She's asking people to go to Palm Beach and tell people to come back to New York now because we're losing tax base.

Like, come on. Of course you're losing tax base. You can't just arbitrarily decide that because someone makes more money, they deserve to give you more money. And then, what have you done with the money you have? That's the best point. Oh, a shit ton of waste and fraud. And have you corrected any of that? No.

So your solution is what? More money? Yeah. Okay. Fuck all the way off. Of course these people are going to leave. You're a bunch of incompetent stooges and you're in charge of all the money in the state. And that's dumb.

Yeah. And that's why Chevron moved out of California and Tesla moved out of California. And In-N-Out Burger moved out of California. We moved out. We moved out of California. We're not companies, but we're not companies. people. We might as well be companies. We're small companies. But it's like you can't just say we're going to take more money and that'll fix it. But you don't think billionaire. Yeah.

Especially dude. What has happened like with this follow-ups to the Somali fraud? Like all of these fraud buildings where it's like blatant. There's no businesses. It's just a sign on the door. And like it feels like there's no follow-up to it. There's some. There's some people that are being prosecuted right now. There is a bunch of investigations regarding Minnesota, regarding California. They're getting in there. They have to get in there now because it's been exposed nationally. But the real question is, how did it go on for so long? How did you allow it to happen for so long? They knew. Bro, you want to know, like, what's real bad? What's real bad is like the amount of money that California has wasted if their solution is to try to tax people. Have you ever seen like what they did with the high

speed rail? Yeah, nothing. They spent billions of dollars. There's some guy who broke down how much China, how much high speed rail China did in the same time that it took California to do their high speed rail. It's actually funny. I've done some rail out of China. I'll tell you that.

I don't think it's the same stuff. Yeah, I think we're talking about different things. But no, China, dude, they're doing, dude, it's weird when you start thinking, hey, China looks like a good place to live. They've got their shit together. I'll tell you that. A lot of these places with kings, they really know how to run things.

They do a real solid job. They fucking do. Poland's got their shit together, dude. They do have their shit together. And they were communist not that long ago, you know? Poland's got their shit. They don't let any of this influence. Spain, I feel like, is taking their shit back.

True. They're picking up their toys. I've got to find this. Here it is. This is actually funny. When you see, like, the comparison between, like, what China's done and what we've done in the same amount of time. Yeah.

It's actually kind of funny. Oh, I want to say thanks to this lady Sarah Whitechek. I just gave, she just came and helped me get blood a little while ago. And she was, she's just a nurse practitioner and you could tell she was just working hard. She hooked up. Yeah, she was just like, you know, showed up and just like, just got

it done for me. You could tell she just like as a hardworking lady. I admire hardworking women. Oh, what about hardworking men? Do you like that? That's it, Jamie. Well, they should be. So look at this. Things that happened faster than... Who's his fucking gooner though? Who's that dude?

Is that Nelk? Fuck, he fell off. What did happen faster than building the California high-speed rail? China's entire high-speed rail network of 30,000 miles. In 15 years. It would have taken them two months. Dubai, going from barren desert wasteland to barren culture wasteland. Timothy Shalameh's entire existence.

iPhone 1 through 17 and the internet. Follow for more bullshit I love that guy That's Harrison Baum That's crazy isn't it It's crazy and they just took billions of dollars in taxes And they go oh we're working on it Yeah

But everything is fraud You're starting to realize it's all fraud If it's not fraud it's waste And it's bureaucracy So they keep the money coming in So they keep people working But the people don't do anything And we can't even fucking keep the TSA workers

Dude, I fucking snuck a half handful of goldfish to a fucking TSA work the other day, the edible ones, just to fucking keep them going, dude, out there. You gave them some goldfish? Yeah, they're not even getting paid. I know. They just started getting back pay. But still, it's just, but the fact that that's like a crazy. Like that they're the least priority. Like, bro, flying is fucking super important, you dummies.

You want to keep the economy going? You got to let people fly around. They got shit to do, man. You can't just fucking not pay. The TSA people, you fucking idiots. How come you get paid? Yeah. How come you get paid?

I'm just sick of this shit. And I'm sick of rich people not putting their fucking kids over in these wars and shit like that. Put your fucking honky-ass kids up there. Let them go shed some fucking blood. Especially if you're asking for it. Especially if you're out there fucking bullshit and dude. Put your fucking honky little fancy-ass fucking kid up there, man. That shit makes me mad, bro.

Well, I think there's also a problem. the people that I've talked to that have served overseas and have been involved and deployed in military operations and seen a lot of shit, there are a lot of them are the opinion that you shouldn't be able to make those decisions have you never been to war. You don't know what it is. You don't know what you're sending people to do. It doesn't mean you're not still going to be a tyrant because there are some people. Like clearly Netanyahu's been to war. You know, he's been, he was in the military.

He was involved in some shit. Was he? Yeah. He was like a special forces operator in Israel. And clearly he doesn't mind going to war. But this episode is brought to you by Manscape. Did you know that one man is diagnosed with testicular cancer every hour? In fact, it's the most common form of cancer among men ages 15 to 35.

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Yeah. And I'm not jumping on you. Iran is war. That's war. Iran's a real enemy. You know, it's a different... Are they amni to America? Well, what they are is the largest country in terms of like state sponsored terrorism. They're the largest sponsor of terrorism.

But also you've got to think why. You know, and this is not excusing anybody for Islamist ideology because it's scary because they want a a global caliphate, right? They're radicals. But you've got to go back to what happened in that country. And if you go back to what happened in that country, they tried to nationalize oil. Iran was like a westernized country. Girls were wearing miniskirts.

Oh, yeah. You seen that video from the 70s of Iran? Oh, yeah, bro. Tits are popping. Just popping. What happened is slowly but surely and quickly at first because when they tried to nationalize oil, the CIA swooped in and they've found. and got that guy out of office and they allowed these Islamic, you know, radicalists to start

running the country. Well, that's when Hezbollah started, right? I don't know exactly when Hezbollah started, but the point is the country was doing fine before we monkeyed with it and we monkeyed with it because they were not getting enough of the money from the oil. So it was the British Petroleum Company, I think. Put it into perplexity, the story of Iran. their government being overthrown,

I think it was in the 1950s. So when you see how it all played out and why it is what it is today, Jesus Christ, you'd be mad too. And when you're mad and you're surrounded by bigger enemies that all have nuclear weapons, you don't even have nuclear weapons, wouldn't you be trying to make them?

You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not saying Iran should have nuclear weapons. I don't think anybody should have nuclear weapons. But Israel gets to have them? Allegedly. This is the problem. Allegedly. Everything is allegedly with them.

But allegedly they have them. You know, they don't officially have them. Right. I don't think they admit they officially have them. And you know who is a big opponent of Israel getting nuclear weapons? JFK. JFK. Hmm.

Yeah. That's what a lot of people think led back into the left. Oh, yeah. Before they killed him who? I don't know. So the Iranian Revolution, also called the Islamic Revolution, was a mass uprising in Iran, over through the Shah's monarchy in 1979, replaced it with an Islamic Republic led by Ayatollah.

Rula Khomeini. I want you to go back to the national... Ask it a question of what was the events that led to them trying to nationalize their oil? Here it is. No, that's not it. What was banned real opposition used to secret police to surveil jail? I'll just put into ask another question What were the events

That took place after Iran tried to nationalize oil? Just ask that question What are the events that took place When Iran tried to nationalize oil? Bro, fuck oil I'd rather walk if this is a shit that's gonna come out of all of it You feel me? The problem is it's not just oil

For your car It's everything you use Plastic is they use petroleum-based chemicals are responsible for medicine. But it's also getting in our nuts now and people can't even fucking read anymore because of it. So it's like, what is all that stuff helping us anymore? Yeah, here it is. So Iran's attempt to nationalize its oil in the 1950s unfolded as a chain of political, economic, and international confrontations, centered on Prime Minister Mohamed Mosa.

How do you say his name? Mogaday. Mosaday? Let me see. Masadig. Mosa Deg. And British controlled Anguadai. Anglo-Iranian oil company walking through the key events, but it had to do with who was in

control of the oil before that, like who was making the money before that. I know that perplexie's going to give us the fucking tinfoil hat story of how it went down. But the bottom line is, people are making a lot of money over there in oil and they wanted most of the money and they got boxed out and then they wound up with a fucking psychotic dictator. Yeah. And a lot of the, I mean, if you look back on what Iran looked like when it was a westernized country, like, damn, we should have fucking supported whatever the fuck was going on back then. I know. I think, do you feel like we used to do things that were better and then we got, uh, here's the tinfoil hat version. I love how perplexity gives you a tin foil hat version.

Nice. The story is basically Iran tried to take back its oil. The British and Americans teamed up in secret to crush that idea and send a warning to the rest of the world. Britain had built its empire and navy on cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo-Iranian oil company, later British Petroleum Company. So when Mogad, Moseedek, I don't want to say his name, I keep fucking it up. London sought as a direct threat to its global power and profits. Elites feared that if Iran got away with nationalizing its oil, other countries in the Middle East would beyond, and beyond would copy, destroying Western oil monopolies, so they were determined to make Iran an example.

Look, bro, we've been monkeying around with other countries forever. This thing in Venezuela, this real quick thing that happened real quick when they're kidnapped a dude in Venezuela. Well, a lot of it says it's because these are the countries that are still outside of the Rothschild's banking system or whatever. Have you seen that thing? I have not. Where it's like, does the countries that are still not on that list or something? This is tinfoil stuff, I think. Or it's absolutely true. I have no idea.

There's a lot going on right now, right? I'm fear, dude. I'm scared. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, it should be. I'm scared. Well, it's a scary time because this is a real hot war. People come up and people tell me about it. I was in an Uber yesterday and there's a man in there. He was driving and he's like, we need a revolution, you know?

Oh, boy. He's like, you have a voice. He's telling me stuff like that. Oh, no. Don't take Ubers anymore. Stop taking Ubers. Run a car, motherfucker. I'm not renting a car? Why don't you run a car? You don't rent cars?

Bro, you think I'm going to go, be at the... Renting a car is insane. You have to check under it. See if there's any dents in it or if there's any, like... And then you have to do all this stuff. Renting a car is an nightmare. Dude, I will tell you this story,

though, one time we did rent a car. And we got a dent on it, like a pretty good dang. And we fucking... We caught a pigeon and had it shit over the dent to fill it in whenever we turned it in. No, you didn't. This is not a true story. Yeah, we did.

You caught a pigeon? Yeah, you think it's hard to catch a pigeon? I do. Bro, bring up a pigeon getting caught. Mike Tyson had a lot of them. Bro. Yeah, but he raised them. Well, he had fucking autism in his hands after a couple years.

You don't think it's hard to catch a pigeon the dumbest bird ever, dude? And you just put the shit over the dent? Yeah, you hang it over. The hell of a shit. How big was this dent we're talking about? Dude, these fucking pigeons shit all day, Joe. So you just hold them there until they're done? Yeah, what are you some kind of shit cop or whatever?

Yeah, we fucking put him over the dent, bro. That's why God wants you to help. That's my insurance. Okay, this one's all fucked up, though. That's not fair. That's because he has American health care. It's United Healthcare. Dude, here's what I want to know.

Like, I guess, yeah, like, yeah, I don't know, man, everybody just feels scared and it makes things scary. Well, they should because a lot of things are getting exposed right now. You know, there's a lot of fraud, and you're seen at the highest levels of government. and people are also scared because no one's getting in trouble for things. Like no one's getting in trouble for the Epstein files, no one's getting in trouble for... Yeah, that's almost disappeared kind of. Well, part of what happens when there's some sort of a big social thing, one thing that's in the past that leaders have used to cover up problems at home is a fucking war. I'm not saying that that's why they bombed Iran, but that would be a way to do it if you're that psychotic.

you know, and if you were thinking about doing it anyway, you might be able to justify it. People have always done that also to stay in power. Oh, yeah. And even Bill Clinton said that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said Netanyahu wants war so he could stay in power. For sure, dude, people call him the Yamaka Hitler. Who's what they call them? Everybody does.

Which people? Countless. Huh? What are you saying? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Black folks? No.

I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. Okay. Let's not draw conclusions. Okay. Okay. He seems like a great guy.

No, really. Well, it's just a scary time. It's a scary time because people are willing to blow people up with fucking drones and missiles and they're shooting into apartment buildings and blowing up schools. And it's like, fuck, man. And we didn't hear how do. I think that we've been poisoned. I do think that we've been poisoned. How so?

Because I think that, like, we find out that our food is, a lot of our food is poisonous, right? A lot of our food is not. Good for us. Yeah, sorry, not good for us. Yeah. So we have a health care, we have food that is made to be not good for us. And then we have a health care system that'll just kind of take care of you, right? Barely.

So then you start to create this other, like you're going to need your autism gang that are up there running shit. But then you're going to need this sort of like mollusky sort of like the worker bees. And that's what the rest of us start to become is worker bees because, you know, your antidepressants killed like the vibe and the energy of so many. people, right? Like the opioid epidemic. Like you broke apart so many families and ruined hope and so many like kids and parents and homes and like the COVID where you shut down recovery rooms and places where people were meeting and so they were so disconnected. And then it's like you just you start to wonder why there's no uprisings because there's no, there's nothing rising up inside of you anymore because a lot of your your vitriol has been killed. People are jerking off in the fucking

robots and even just on car batteries and shit in some of those videos online but car batteries people will come on everything what happens when you hit the the two posts I don't know dude does your jizz explode I got to be grounded I would have to guess yeah that's a real fucking you don't want that jolt coming back to the tip you imagine if it was like one solid stream and the electricity jumped yeah made it back to the tip but dude that could happen too with that robot if you're trying to hump that roving right and that thing Shorts out. Phones short out.

You remember those old phones that would blow up in people's cars? Like the note, it was one of the note series. Like people's cars would catch on fire if you left it plugged in. Yeah. Yeah, what if that happens? Your dick. And people would always... You know what I'm saying?

And people would just always leave it plugged in next to their wife at night for fucking no reason. Right. On top of your wife. Just balance it on her. And it's fucking bursts in flames and lights are on fire. Her successor. I think we've been poisoned just. enough to like it feels like just to hurt but not like we just have to start I think it's a time

where like we have to try and work on our and like look inside of ourselves and I don't know do I sound like preachy I'm sorry no you don't sound preachy but you're I just trying to find like hope I think you're on to something there was some file I didn't read it but a bunch of people sent it to me I just went oh Jesus it was from the some Freedom of Information Act or some leak from the 1950s with the CIA, and they were trying to think of different ways to make people docile and stupid and unmotivated. And they were talking about different medications, putting stuff in food, all these different strategies to keep people stupid. Yeah. And this is our own government.

Us, United States of America. Well, that's another thing. Is that not treasonous? I agree. So why? And it just feels like there's no recourse. And I know, like, you start to think, well, this is how a lot of people have lived there entire centuries in different countries and stuff like that. Like, they live under this type of oppression and, like, fear all the time.

But it feels new here. I want to know what exactly. Could you put that into our lovely sponsor perplexity and find out what the fuck was said in that CIA document? What were they actually planning? Because it's the idea that there's people in government that would just say, fuck millions of people in their potential. in life. Let's tank their potential so that we can get our agenda through easier without them being upset. Let's ruin millions of people's lives or at least dampen their dreams, squash their hopes, make them stupid and lazy.

Make their kids sick. Make their, yeah, make it put pornography and let it be into the homes so that it's accessible everywhere. So marriages get ruined and relationships get ruined. The guys are just spunking out on wherever. And so they, They don't, so there's no energy, there's no like, there's no fucking desire inside of people to overcome. And it's like, yeah, we have to just try and do better one day at a time. For men, like, their ambition in life is often connected to wanting girls to like them. Yeah. Or guys to like them, whatever it is.

And purpose, creating. Yeah. But that's the other part. Purpose and creating is, like, the ultimate. That's like the ultimate is it's almost like you're doing a service. Like, whatever you're doing, if you're doing it, you're best. your real reward is that people enjoy it, whatever it is. Whether you're a carpenter or a musician or whatever it is, if you're doing something at your best,

the ultimate reward is people enjoying it. Yeah. That's the ultimate enjoyment. But you have to figure that out in life. You're probably thinking of declassified CIA, mind control and behavior modification experience like Bluebird, Artichoke, artichoke is it. That's it.

Especially MK Ultra, which did run in the 1950s and 60s. Okay, Bluebird, M.K. Ultra. What does make people stupid in cognition? CIA efforts to use drugs, hypnosis, and other techniques. No, that's the interrogation. That's different. Perfect concussion effort, often referenced alongside M.K. Ultra, explicitly explored using sub-oral blasts to erase memory. Whoa. Erasing or degrading memory is practically a way of disabling a person cognitively. Even if that is not described as making them stupid in official language. Yeah, we're just, it feels like we're just stuck in an experiment. I feel like this is not it.

This isn't it. No. This was, so why don't you run a search for recently disclosed CIA files to make people, I mean. I had docile in first. Okay, using, put in using vaccines to make people. stupid. Or suggesting vaccines make people stupid? Why?

Because it's taking me to somewhere, talking about this on Facebook. Perfect. I love Facebook. The conspiracy theorists are looking pretty sane right now. Okay, this is EV Magazine. Okay. What's going on here? You have to type in your email and they won't let you watch it.

But Joe, I don't think what you're saying, the things you're saying, I don't think that, uh, that doesn't seem like an American idea. to me. Well, it's okay, Jamie. Forget it. It's not an American idea. If you can find, is it okay? If you can find it, please do. Can you do Google too, where you can't do it? Yeah. Just look everywhere.

Have you noticed some things are harder to find? Yeah. Well, this is probably going to be hard to find because I think this is one of those ones that is like, it's on X. Right. I know, like, people are going over it, but I don't know if it's even been verified. This is one of the reasons why I wanted to put it through perplexity. Because there's a lot of stuff

you read that just complete, especially today. April fools, motherfucker. Is it? Yeah. Don't get tricked. Fuck. Stay off the next. I just gave some random lady my blood in the parking lot. Oh no. She's going to use that for a ritual. Good. Clone you, son. You're going to have little baby Theo's like those little

videos that pop up of us. Yeah. My favorite part of the videos is at the end when you just kind of bounce out of your chair. We're laughing so hard. Is this it? This is it. Okay, what does it say? I have a video. Someone's talking about Project Artichoke. Hmm. What is product, what does it say essentially?

That's Kim Iverson. She's pretty good. White Iverson. Artichoke. So this says, look, we've got this grand idea of how we're basically going to drug people and do all kinds of weird experiments on them to see if we could control their minds. These documents don't show that anything was actually done. It just shows that we've got these really crazy ideas. And they're extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible ideas. The 1977 leak of documents say, oh, yeah, well, actually the government did.

it. They did all of those terrible things they said they were doing in that previous memo. They did it. And now here's some of the archives that we have from when they did all of those terrible things. So, okay, these documents, special research for artichoke dated April 21st of 1952. The memo proposes developing long-term covert drugs that could be slipped into daily life. Drugs that were, quote, administered over considerable period of time, possibly being placed in food or water that caused either agitation or depression. These should include chemicals or drugs that could be effectively concealed in common items such as food, water, Coca-Cola, beer, liquor, cigarettes, etc. And should also be capable of use in standard medical treatments such as vaccinations and shots. We can do all this other experimentation, which nobody

will know about it. Sneaky. Sneak it into their Coca-Cola, sneak it into their beer, their cigarettes, their vaccines, their medications, let's sneak it all in. Oh, those wild conspiracy theorists, they strike again. no morals. They have no ethics. They have no humanity. These documents, I mean, these people are inhumane. They're sick. They're twisted. This is terrible. Yeah. Way to go. Kim Hiberson. She killed it. She used to be

on, which show was she on? Not breaking points. What was the show that they did before breaking up? Kim Hiverson? It wasn't 227, was it? She got looted off because Fauci was coming on. And she wanted to question Fauci about the COVID vaccines. And they kicked her up the show and she went

independent. Which is how it always goes. Yeah, you can't you can't talk too much shit even though it's pretty obvious that guy's a criminal pretty fucking obvious that guy's a liar lied in front of Congress was responsible for gain of functioned research that led to who knows how many fucking people dying of a man-made disease whatever whatever just don't question you can't work here anymore. You're not playing ball. Yeah you're not playing along like look but now she can do stuff like this. Good for her. That's nuts that your tax dollars pay for that. Them figuring out how to make people stupid. How do I make

Theo stupid? Let me slip something into his Coca-Cola. Let's figure out if it works. Let's experiment on random people and see what kind of results we get. Here's my question. Did you know, whenever they introduced antidepressants, that changed, like, the cognitive therapy

side of things, like in therapist's office. It totally revolutionized, like industrialized therapy, and it ruined a lot of people, I think. Like, one of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely, man. I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel so I can have thoughts and actions that, um, that like make me feel connected to the world. That shit makes you feel dead, man. So why did you take them in the first place? Because I was in a

bad relationship 20 years ago and I was having a tough day at school and they fucking put, they gave them to me and then I never got off. Really? Because when you get off, it's a that, I think we talked about this once it's hard. Yeah, it makes you more depressed and more fucked up and you're all imbalanced and you know, probably you're addicted to them. Yeah. And so that's one of my goals is and I noticed like for me I've been taking like metal blue

I've been doing some things like and I'm working with a doctor to help me but I want to I'm going to get there and I'm just going to start to take the power back of myself more. Well they say that exercise is like many times greater in its effect at alleviating

depression. Dude, I wake up and I do my And I do like a 35 minute workout. I'll do like six exercises five runs of it in a row. That's 30 exercise Burn through them bitches. And I'm a and I'm if I do that when I get up in the morning bro, I am good. Yeah. I'm fine all day. And I'm also I'm more positive because I've already taken care of myself in a way that I feel is sufficient enough for me to keep operating and moving forward. But yeah, I want to get away from the met. Well, that's the medicine. Which is really crazy. That's the medicine.

It's just hard for people to take because it requires effort. And it requires discipline. You have to do it when you don't want to do it. And there's a lot of times you're not going to want to do it. A lot of times you're feeling kind of fucking tired. And I think that's what we have. Yeah, maybe we just need to, I just need to keep going. This is the best I've been doing.

Why don't you hire a trainer? You got some. Cheddar? You got some cash. Son, you're making that. Paper. Why don't you hire a trainer? trainer. I do. I hire a dude

that's cool. That'll come over your fucking house every day. I want some dude touching my body a little bit. He doesn't have to touch your body. Joe, some of them do. Well, you've got to get new ones. They're doing something wrong. But some you've got to say no. I am saying no. Repeat after me. No. No. Don't touch my

butt when I'm in a deep squat. It doesn't help. I don't like that. I'm going to take your asshole that's going to make you want to explode to the top. Ready go! He's knuckle deep in your bunghole trying to convince you that it's so you can get more reps. He's shrunken.

That's got to happen. Like a fucking big Jack gay trainer. Like praise on guys that are kind of weak with small hips. He's like, I bet you can't do this with my cock in your butt. And you're like, that's a crazy. Who cares? Why are you suggesting this? Yeah.

But the crazy part is, dude, I had a train one time if you were doing like a dumbbell press. He would kind of squat you from the, he would help you from the elbows kind of. Okay, that's fine. But when I noticed this one time, he would... He rubbed his dick on your butt. Did he? He's right behind you. No, he didn't.

I don't know. You're blocking it out. Maybe that's why you need therapy. I don't know, bro. Dude, if some... I know all the dicks I've ever seen in my life, dude. All of them? Yeah.

How many have you seen? Jesus Christ. Honestly? Alive and in person? You could count them on one hand. It's crazy. Maybe he's only seen a handful of dicks and two of them are arries. Are he's pissed in fucking kombucha bottles in this room so many times

He is such an animal He is kombucci He has kombucha in him I feel like dude He doesn't have piss anymore It's fermented No but this guy would touch my elbow and he would do a slight like massage on him And that's when it kind of cooked me up You got a vaping your bunch of stuff

No We got this You want a cigar? We got smelling salts You want a cigar? No they make me sick They do? Yeah

I feel sad. Sad. Yeah. No, I gave up on those. Nicotine vapes are very addictive. Yeah. Boy. I know.

They make you grab for them. You want to take a hit off of them. You know, even if you, I, and I decided at one point in time, I'm not taking these anymore. I'm stopping with these things. Oh, I remember you and I were using one time. We kept using that thing. And yeah.

There's something in them. It's not just a nicotine. I'll tell you the story. Because like these things, like Alps, I have no problem not taking these. I went on a trip, like a 10-day trip. I didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I didn't miss it at all. I was fine.

Well, I'll say this. But not those vapes, dude. Those vapes call you. Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. But, yeah, you got to kind of manage it or whatever, but. Yeah, you ain't managing shit, son. You're right.

You write about that. Okay, girl. Okay. You know, I think out of all the things that are, You know, not a drug drug, but, you know, nicotine is kind of a drug, but, you know, obviously it could be totally functional on it. That's the one in the vapes that it's the most addictive. And, but yeah, you're talking about like recreational type, not like antidepressants, things like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

Not like cocaine or, you know. Yeah. But here's the thing about them, man. They're only good for one hit. Yeah. It's the first hit of the day. The first hit off a vape is fucking wonderful. Yeah.

You're like, ah. Oh, yeah. I blow that smoke on your mother, son. Nature just shines down upon you, just feel relaxed. But it's only one. After that, you're just chasing that dragon, and you keep, you're not getting anything out of it. Yeah. You're just getting, like, nervous.

Like, whir. And you're, like, hitting it again. Your fucking hands are shaking. You go too far, but you don't get that one feeling. It's the same thing with a cigarette. With a cigarette, really what you want is the first couple of hits. Yeah. And you get that lightness of head, like, ah, and then put them down.

Yeah. The problem is you're always chasing that dragon and you never get it. That's why everybody loves the first cigarette a day. They sit there with that first cigarette a day and a cup of coffee and you're like, I got ideas. Yeah. Like I got fucking ideas. Write this down.

Write this down. You know, a lot of bands wrote most of their music on cigarettes. Like Tony was talking about Pink Floyd. Dude, the Declaration of Independence people were probably hitting cigarettes back then. For sure. They were smoking tobacco. Yeah. I don't know if they did pipes or what have you back then.

I wonder when the cigarette was. invented because if you think about it like pipes and cigars you don't inhale you just take it in your mouth but cigarettes you like take into your lungs I wonder when the first dude figured that you got to like suck it all in oh to get a full of it probably for sure he want to suck everything oh cigarette bananas what have you they were smoking cigarette or just as drinking smoke when Christopher Columbus and his crew discovered indigenous people in the Caribbean well you mean Christopher Columbus was or the indigenous people were?

They observed indigenous people in the Caribbean, in quotes, drinking smoke. Oh, yeah. But this is it going back, I don't, that's exactly. I'll be drinking and smoking. Chris Coe was off that shit, bro. He was off that shit for sure. Bro, did you ever read the things that Christopher Columbus did when they came to America? He was a boss, I heard.

He was an evil man. Was he? Oh, my God. They would cut people's arms off if they didn't bring them the right amount of gold. They were killing babies. Like, they did some horrific shit, man. Huh. They did horrific shit to the people that they found.

Because they found these people had gold. And, you know, they... Like, if you think about how crazy it is that Mexico speaks Spanish, you know how crazy that is? No crazy it is. That's so far away from Spain. Oh, that's a good point. They all speak Spanish and they're Catholic.

Gee, where do you think that happened? Cortez. Yeah. That motherfucker showed up in the 1500. with like 600 dudes and 12 muskets. They had like 12. They didn't even have musket rifles. They had musket pistols.

He was a boss. And they took over the whole fucking country. I know, do you? Kind of crazy. Like, if you think about all these years later, they all speak Spanish now. Yeah. That's nuts. Well, do you think we could do something like that now?

What do you think's going to happen, Joe? No, just with that. I mean, like, I feel like the shit that's happening out there is going to come here eventually. Well, it most certainly will. Yeah. You know? I mean, if Homeland Security doesn't stop it in its tracks and they're doing a great job of preventing a lot of them, you know, there's a lot of things that they catch that you don't even hear about that are like terror cells that they infiltrate. But they know there's people in this country.

That was the most fucked up thing about people being all nonchalant about the border being wide open for four years. Yeah. Because men of military age entered into this country from foreign countries, and we have no idea why. We don't know if they're just honest people, looking to make a better life for them and their families, send money back home. That would be best case scenario. But that's not all of them. So what percentage of them are terrorists? What percentage of them?

It's not zero. It ain't zero. Yeah. But what also, it's like, it's all just a cat and mouse game. People are like, well, like the Democrats next time. And it's like, but it's all the same shit has been happening forever. They haven't been helping anybody forever. They're letting fucking politicians slurp on kids.

All of our fucking money goes to Israel and they're using it to fucking genocide people. It's like everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It's like our religious leaders are afraid to speak out. And it's like it's a time where it's like Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are fucking talking about bullshit at the poll. It's just like, what is going? I don't know, man. You got to get you up to the president, son. You're losing your fucking marbles.

think I am? Come hang out with us. Just chill out. I'm here. Just chill out of the mothership tonight. I do have to pee in a little while, but... You can pee. I'm gonna pee in a minute, man. We'll let you. But no, people are just scared, dude. This is shit that I hear from people. They won't let you pee in until you give them your guns. Really? That's how they're doing it now. But what do you have to wash the black face off the president? Can you fucking use a little pit of piss to do that? You know, Canada had this big... They had this big gun thing, this law they passed, where they made a bunch of guns illegal. And they found that only... I think it's less, it's a very small percentage of people. I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood. Find out what

percentage of people have complied. They don't have any guns. Oh, they do. Yeah, they do. They did. They used to. Well, a lot of hunters up there for sure, but there's a lot of recreational guns and handguns and self-defense weapons that people had that they recently made during Castro's kid when he was running the country when they recently made this ban. I got to meet Castro one time. So here is? No, I want to hear that, but One second. But data provided by Public Safety Canada shows that of March 27, 32,406 people signed up to participate in the program. They declared a total of 57,440 firearms, roughly 42% of what was projected.

But they were talking about, oh, you know who has it on this page is Colean Noir. He has it here. I'll send it to you because. We got to do this in Memphis, dude. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you can't let them take away your weapons. No. Because how will you fight?

How will you fight? That's a very good question. Yeah, I saw Collian's video. Here it is. No. Yeah, this is it. Here, play this. Type shit right here.

Well, miss response? Cool. We're sending police to your house. The declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5% of the estimated 2 million affected firearms have been declared. And 98% of firearms owners haven't made a declaration. Canada banned 2,500 types of firearms gave gun owners until March 31st, essentially today, to declare them. One week before the deadline, 2.5% compliance.

2.5. That's not a slow rollout. That's a full-on rejection. So if they're not declaring by next week, what's your plan, Minister? The plan we have is as of March 31st, the time to complete the enrollment will be done. And then the RCMP and other agencies will be available throughout the spring and the summer to do the collection. The collection. Wow.

Like he's speaking about dry cleaning, not firearms, not property that belonged to law-biting citizens before the government decided it didn't anymore. So, Minister, you're saying that our C&P members, we just heard an auditor general report saying we're short 3,400 members. We're dealing with a wave of violent crime across this country. And you're saying that your plan is over the spring in the summer. to deploy RCMP officers to go door-to-door to firearms owners and seize their firearms. So this is a voluntary program, Mr. Lloyd, as you're aware, and the RCMP resources and the resources we will use with law enforcement does not contemplate in any way using existing resources.

These are additional resources, so these are those who are off-duty, those who may be retired. Go back to. I can ask them to do that. They're going to take retired people to go door-to-door. It's like their new ICE. Police officers door to door because, frankly, many police forces across the country refusing to participate in your program. And here's the part that should make your jaw hit the floor. The Minister of Public Safety, the guy running this entire program,

was secretly recorded saying the gun grab isn't worth the money. The Minister of Public Safety accidentally told the truth, and he was recorded doing it. He said that the gun grab is not worth the money. He doubts local police will have the resources to enforce the Liberals' mandatory gun buyback program and says the reason the prime minister is sticking with the policy is to appease voters in Quebec. He privately admitted the police can't even enforce it. He said they're doing it to win votes.

The guy. This was never about safety. Go back to his name. Go back to his name. If you can't, it was on and not his city. Whatever his name is. I want him to go door to door. You go door to door and do this shit.

You go door to door, bitch. You want to do that? How about you do it? He's talking about getting retired people to go door to door and take people. You're gonna get someone shot, stupid. Well, it's just like our draft now. They're like, now it's 42, now it's 47. And you could have a marijuana arrest now?

They're letting anybody in that business. You're a little weed. What's the big thing? Come on. But dude, here's the part to me that's like you start to see like the chink in the armor or whatever, and no offense anybody. You're allowed to say that, chink in the armor. But they know who they think or, I'm not saying anything about it.

I know you're not, but people think. That. I'm not. Yeah, I hear you. But they, but yeah. You can't say spick and span anymore either. You can't say spik and span? Well, you can, but you shouldn't.

You got to whisper it. Hey. That guy should be forced to go door to door. Go door to door in a bright orange vest with a circle in the center of it. Yeah, I was just going to get his name because I wanted to say that guy's a pussy and go do your own shit. That fucking, that fucking, that freaking little home. Doe boy. Yeah, that little fucking, that little sloppy.

Brand muffin. Yeah. A little sloppy. muffin top. Yeah. Get your. That's his name right there. Gary.

And I'm going to disagree. That's what I said. Anandasangari. Anandisagri. Canada, they're going to come for you next. But here's what's funny to me, Joe. That's such a crazy, you can't, you're not even grandfathering people in, mandatory gun confiscations.

Can you just want people vulnerable? Of course. That's what we're saying, man. Joe, that's what we're saying. want us all vulnerable. Yeah, they do. They would much rather that because look, what's the difference in America and everywhere else? One of the big

difference is we're fucking heavily armed. Right. That's why it's a real problem to try to take over America. And it's in our declaration of independence. It's in the Bill of Rights. It's like that this, you know, the right to an armed

militia. The right to keep him bare arms and to have an arm militia. Like that's what is the, and people are like what is that for? Well, that's to keep you from being taken over by tyrants who have guns. Yeah. Well, here's one thing that's interesting to me is like RFK was on not long ago and he was saying that 75% and it could be off by a few percent of young men can't aren't, aren't eligible for military service. Yeah. So this is the hilarious part to me now. Now they've poisoned us so much that they can't even, they don't even have healthy people to serve in the military. And now they're still like I feel like these powers that be are like in this tough spot now

We're like fuck we poison them too much They can't even go spill their blood for us, you know? Well, they can't I mean there's enough that can But they're widening these things it's like with the ice now that like if you're 65 and like have decent vision You can be an eye you know they're letting it just like it kept getting bigger Ice you only have seven weeks of training Yeah you think about that's not even what you get in the police force Yeah, it's crazy.

We had more than that for fucking T-ball when I was a kid. And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you had T-ball and your coach was just some dude who had a name? He was like, that's our coach, Rick. Just imagine this. Imagine if you had seven weeks of training and you had to go into a jihitsu tournament. I know. You would get fucking smoked. You would get fucking smoked.

You don't know what you're doing. You barely know what you're doing. You're going to make a bunch of mistakes. Yes, I would, Joe. Seven weeks of training in that is even scarier because you got guns and you're going out in the street and you're arresting people. Yeah, that's, but it's like, it's not, more than ever, it feels like theater. And it feels like it's been theater for a while. And it feels like, maybe this is crazy, but it feels like we're at the last cuss before something weird is going to happen.

Didn't you say something weird might happen, Jamie? Jamie's always saying that. Jamie's always, he's tuned in. Is he like that? Jamie's got an ear for weird. Even blacks are getting scared, though. For real? Yeah.

Yeah, but they're more scared of like the Trump movement, you know, totalitarianism and fascism. No? I think they're getting, you know, they see these ostracize, they see these communities of people out there getting abused and shit and I think it reflects in them somewhere, you know. You mean like with ice? Is that what you're saying? No, with like, uh, like, you know, you see, you know, there's a lot of brown people getting murdered on fucking TikTok all the time. Like, you know, in the Middle East and I think you see that and it makes them hyped up or, you know, it activates. Well, everybody should be upset about that. I agree.

The idea that the only way to solve problems is by dropping bombs on people is it's so crazy that's still the move in 2026. But I don't think it's a move. But however, if you are faced with an evil dictator that has his eyes on a global caliphate and is developing nuclear bombs, you can't be all fucking kumbaya. But the question is like, how does that get resolved? Right. That's the question. How do you make sure, how can you even know? That's what I can ask. They're not capable of having nuclear weapons.

And for the last 20 years, they've been preparing and stockpile and missiles and developing, what is the, they have some crazy thing I was seeing online where it's like they almost like have a mountain and dug deep into the ground. They have these missile elevators. And like the missiles are like hidden deep into the ground where the only way you could destroy that facility is. with like a nuke. And they just did it specifically knowing that they were going to get bombed. Well, they had the, you know, they did top gun movie where Miles Teller flew in there. And then a year later, we did that in, or a few years later, we did that in Iran. Like, isn't it kind of, like, it just, it all seems bizarre, where they had a fire a nuke down,

or they had a fire missile down into the thing, remember? I didn't see that movie. It was good. I bet it was. It actually was good. I like the first one. Oh, we made a movie too I gotta tell you about our movie

I can't forget Oh that's right You made a movie Yeah I don't mean to interrupt about it But let's find out what What was I asking Before we moved on Iranian missile thing

Yeah what is that elevator thing That they have They have some underground Like deep underground Someone was explaining it online They have a very unique method of protecting their missiles From being bombed

So they have Their storage is like deep deep underground I think that's One of the things that they were just attacking recently. Like, we were dropping bombs on them recently. I don't think we're doing that for ourselves, though. It doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like it's in our best interest, you know?

Why do you think, why do you think? Then what is it that, like, Israel holds over America that we do those things? Well, first of all, there's a lot of people that donated to the Trump campaign that have significant influence over him. Yeah. That lobby for Israel. Right. And they're very beholden. So that's just capitalism then, right?

So IDF uncovers Iran missile megacities. I don't believe anything they say. It's hard to know because this is all AI, right? No. Is this real? It looked like as it was. This is real? Honestly, this looks AI.

Some of it does look AI, but that video of those guys were great. Yeah, it's so hard to know these days, man. It's so hard to know. You know, this is like if I was Iran, I'd make a video like that. Look at all. my bums. Look at my big cock. And look at my bums.

And I'm a big old dick. Big old dick like a third leg and a bunch of bombs. I'm fucking sick of my dick. Really? Give it a break. You've been alone for a couple days and you'll miss it. Oh, I've had a lot of thoughts. Go on vacation from your dick.

There's times I wanted to just mail my dick to Africa or whatever. Don't. Don't. Just feed a couple. But I'm saying to feed a couple people. I don't think it'll feed a couple. I don't even think they feed one Get out of here

Might keep them alive for a few hours It would be lunch At least lunch for two Someone on a diet Someone cut and weight for wrestling Or that dude They tried to cut weight and Because he wasn't gay anymore

Remember I told you about that dude He lost 40 pounds Dude he was just fucking Ribs and dick by the end of it That guy I got a peer really bad guy Yeah, yeah, pause. Pause.

We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be right back. Theo Vaughn, David Spade, bus boys in theaters, April 17th. Did you finance this, dude? Did you fucking do this shit with your own money? Yeah. You wild motherfucker you. Wow.

We wrote it in it. Yeah, we did it all. There's no studio attached to it. There's nobody. Oh, Tim Dillon's in it. Tim did a good job. He's awesome. He is awesome.

He really is. He's my, uh, he's one of my favorites. Yeah. No doubt. He's one of a kind. Is that Nate Diaz? Bro, he was so... Is that Louis J?

Uh... Whoa. No. Who's in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor Wallace. Nice, dude. What's it about? Um, it's about two guys and, uh, they're bus, they're just regular guys, and they're not

doing that good. And then, um, they think if they can, one of them loses his girlfriend to a waiter. And they think if they can become waiters, that, um, they can get his girlfriend back. And they have to start at busboys. And then we'll get very far. So that's pretty much it. Spoiler alert.

It was crazy, though, dude. I mean, I think there's just like a thing about like nobody, like it's just, we made it ourselves. Like we wrote it, we did it. There's no fucking somebody saying, I can't put this in it. Like some of the streamers are like, nah, it's too edgy for us or whatever. Fuck them, then. You're out. You know what I'm saying?

We're doing our own shit. And so. Did you sell it to a movie distributor? How did you get it into? movie theaters we just um i don't know how that any of that stuff works i don't know either we have a guy who's doing handling some of the business side of it my friend esra's handling some of the business side of it he's great and so he's been helping us out uh and gotten it into the theaters who directed it um this got jonah fine gold this uh guy out of new york and um great die uh

and yeah we just we asked our friends to help and it was um yeah i mean it was ridiculous we shot it right during like the fires had when the fires were happening and the palisades oh wow so it was like it was shot it in california yeah wow i don't know why exactly but um oh because there was nothing shooting there they don't shoot things there anymore isn't that crazy imagine people have been so greedy and fucking attack they've fucked themselves so much they can't even fucking do their the one thing that they're most known for hollywood they can't even fucking do it it's so crazy everybody's gross it's not just crazy but it's gross though it is gross it's all the government it's all government it's all government policies regular

regulations, taxes, all the things that make it unprofitable to do business there. People just pulling up shop. And there's all these, yeah, there's so many guild you have to pay. It's like, I don't see how these people, I don't see how like a day-to-day actor could survive. And they don't, and they leave. A lot of guys are fucked. I was just watching this video with this guy. I've seen him in a ton of movies.

And these like blue-collar actors are just not doing well right now. He's like, I had to sell my house. You know, a lot of people are just going to television shows because there's no money in films anymore. He goes, I used to be able to make a living in films. And he's like, I didn't make a lot of money because he's just, you know, the guy who's a small part in movie here, small part, a movie there. So he's getting by and he gets to take his family to the movie and they get to see the dad on screen. It's cool. Yeah. He's paying his bills, doing well. But he's not getting wealthy, right? The stars get wealthy. But those dudes that you need, you know, the guy that

plays the cop, the guy that plays this person, those guys are fucked. Well, I had the name of everybody that was in it, everybody that worked on it. If we have some success, I'm going to go back and reward those people, man. And I'm excited about that. And yeah, if people, even if it just does good, then we can make other stuff. Right. And nobody can tell us that we can't. Yeah, once you do one that's good, then more people are interested in

investing, you know, gets, you get your foot in the door. Yeah. You do a Netflix series. You do anything you want. And it's not like Dunkirk. I don't know if I want to really get into that much acting stuff, but it was just like, you know, I grew up watching David Spade. We got to do it together and we just went through all of these hurdles and then like

the fact that we got it done. Dude, I thought it was all emails until the first day I showed up on set and I was like, no fucking way. We were serious. People were serious about this. That's crazy. You did it.

But yeah, I think so, yeah, something like that. I think there's something like that and if people can buy a ticket early to it, I don't want to sound, I'm not desperate about it. If it does find that, That's cool. And if it doesn't, that's okay, too. I feel happy that we got to do it.

If it's funny, it'll do great because there's not a lot of that these days. There's not a lot of really funny movies. Yeah. And I know it's going to be funny. There's some parts that are really, really funny. I'm sure. It's not like Dunkirk or anything like that. It's not like mid-Somber or whatever. What are those things that you just said? Those are just other movies. But it's, I don't want people going there thinking it's like, um, like, uh, trying to think of, uh, bridges of like a... Bridges of Madison County. Yeah, it's nothing like that. It's a comedy. It's a comedy movie.

It's a comedy movie. It's that. It's you and David Spade. Who the fuck is going to think it's Clint Eastwood and Merrill Streep? Yeah. What's wrong with you? I don't know what people think.

I don't know what people think or how they think. But yeah, anyway. But yeah, there's some fucking retarded stuff. It's just fun, dude. You know, he used to have a great joke about Bridges of Madison County. Chris McGuire. He had a fucking great joke. Dude, it's one of my favorite movies.

Congratulations. Let me tell you his joke. His joke is about how, you know, it's hard to choose a movie with your girlfriend. She wants this. And he goes, Bridges of Madison County. He's like, oh, Clint East was in it. Clint would never fuck me.

And he goes, 10 minutes in the movie, he's like, hey, something's fishy. Clint doesn't have a gun. He goes, 20 minutes after that, Clint's crying. I'm like, oh, Clint, you fucked me. He goes, he's crying because he doesn't have a gun. Such a great joke.

Shout out to Chris McGuire. Shout out to Chris McGuire. I haven't met him. You never met him? I haven't. Funny dude. We started out together way back in the Disney. Did you?

Yeah, he went the route of writing. He mostly writes and stuff now. But it was a funny comic, man. It was a good comic. But these fucking comedy movies are squashed. We were just talking about that last night in the green room. It seems like the hangover was probably the last gasp. And that was like 2009?

But what happened? Like, how could you go that? People got scared. You get scared of a fit. 100%. It seems organized to me. No, it's woke ideology. If we take comedy away from people, they're not going to be the laugh.

They didn't think. They didn't think. It's woke ideology that's looking to yell at people for every, oh, yeah. Transgression. And you can't have that with comedy. You can't have that kind of nonsense with a really funny movie, like something about Mary. Or, you know, Kingpin. Kingpin.

Classic, Fairley Brothers movies. Oh, so good. How great was that? Great. movie. Great fucking movie. That movie's so good. So funny. Even to this day, go back and rewatch it. Bill Murray with his crazy fucking hair.

Woody Harrelson with one hand. It's a great movie, man. When he had to go down on that lady to pay his rent and he threw up in the toilet. Remember that scene? That movie's 30 years old now. Is it? That's crazy. That is crazy. It's a banger

of a movie, man. All the good shit's gone, dude. It's not. That's true. You're right. Sometimes I get in that attitude. where it's like I got to stay out of those little moments. I usually get out of them pretty quick. Uh, where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Any day now?

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But luckily now, man, you could shoot a whole fucking movie on your phone. Do we shot this bitch in 23 days, dude? There was one day where the winds were like 50 miles an hour and it was like, we can't afford to be here another day. So suddenly in these scenes, there's just a ton of fucking win, dude. Well, that's fine. That shit happens in the real world. For sure.

Why can't it happen in your show? I agree. It was just, I think it was just interesting how it all works. worked out. People are making their own stuff. You know, like I was talking to Shane about this last night. Because, you know, Shane just wrapped up tires. This new season of tires. Yeah. Yeah, he was, he fucking, he was telling me some hilarious scenes from tires. I can't wait to watch it. But it's like that kind of a thing where just him and his buddies put together a show. Yeah. You know, it's like his buddy's the writer and the director. All his buddies are on it. He, they all came up

with the idea. They do it themselves. No one's looking over their shoulder. I asked him of like Netflix has any input. He's like, no, there's no input. They just make a show. They just make a show. That's fun. Give it to Netflix. Bang.

It's a beautiful time for stuff like that. Yeah, you're right. There's a new, it's a primavera, they say in Spanish. It's a springtime for new things. Well, there's an opening, right? And because there's no gatekeepers anymore, because they've essentially killed their own business, you can kind of do it on your own now. Yeah.

That's the beautiful thing. Like you don't have to like sit in a room full of fucking executives that don't know jack shit and they want to give you direction on what's funny and what's not and where's the diversity in your film yeah you know we think you should have a black trans friend like oh yeah we think you should have a faggot aunt or whatever like the insect or whatever and I'm like that's crazy you're like this is a script about driver's head and like but you need an insect that's a homerotic it's just people. People got stupid. They got stupid with their virtue signaling in films. And you can't do that with art. You can't have, do you see what the Academy Awards doing? Like in order to qualify to be nominated for an Academy Award now? Well, for the podcast thing, I know they said we had to pay a fee or something.

I remember you talked about that. That's a different, that's the Golden Globes. Okay, sorry. Yeah, that's a different thing. Yeah. You didn't pay for that either, did you? No. Did they ask you to?

Yeah. Fuck yeah, dog. Give me some. Yeah. I said so what yeah and I don't I was like if Joe Rogge if this is if you don't even have him in it then what are you even making a thing that was also a reason why I didn't want to be in it like I don't want to legitimize this you guys have fucked up every other form of entertainment and now you're going to judge podcasting and what did you pick like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Amy Buller show I haven't watched it people love it that's great but she's like a famous lady who just started doing podcasting six months ago right she's got the number one podcast like if you guys ever listen to radio lab you know you're You ever listen to like, this is some banging fucking podcasts out there. They might not be number one. But if your whole idea is like pick the ones that are great, that are like really interesting, how stuff gets made.

There's a bunch of fucking great podcasts out there. Smartless is cool. There's a bunch of great podcasts out there. Oh, dude, there's so many great ones, dude. Matt McCosker is fun. Oh, yeah. How fun is he to listen to? He's awesome.

He's fun. He's a good dude. I'm glad he's out here. He's a special dude, man. Yeah, very smart guy, you know. Yeah. There's a lot of great podcasts out there. Tim Dillon's not on that list, fuck off.

Yeah. If he's not on that list, fuck off. Get fucked, dude. Get fucked. That is the one podcast I consistently listen to Tim Dillon. That's awesome. His episode on the Epstein Files is one of the best fucking podcast I have ever listened to. I was like clapping in my car at red lights.

Yeah. Just clapping like, woo! He was on fire. And it was the perfect combination of, Satire, honest, real facts, complete chaos, humor, wearing those goofy glasses, ranting like a maniac. It was amazing. Yeah, man, I do feel lucky that I've gotten to meet,

like just, that's one of the truest things I think through comedy just getting to meet some fun people, dude. We know some cool motherfuckers, we really do. We know some cool motherfuckers, we really do. And thanks for let me come in here today too. Come on, dog. And to spend time with you. Come on, dog.

It's good. It just feels things feel kind of scary out there. Well, it's also scary. I keep telling you this because you're on your own out there. You know, they're living in Nashville. I'm getting close to being here. There ain't a lot of comics out there, dog. I mean, Bargatsy's out there, but he's always doing fucking stadiums on the road and shit.

Yeah. Like, you need to be around. Oh, I'm getting ready. The crew. Because I have to start to practice again. I'm taping my special in one month. Last night in the green room, it was Shane, Ron White, Tony Hinchcliff, Brian Simpson, Asan Ahmad, Derek Posting.

We were just laughing and laughing. It's so fun. And everyone's going on stage and fucking tearing it up. It was exciting. It's like it's in the air. Like something's happening here. Yes. And you see all these young guys coming in, these young women coming in, and they're all fired up and

they're all fucking prepared. Everybody's like really trying to fucking kill it. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, we got Christina Mariani. I'm doing a show tonight. She's on it. Dylan Sullivan, I think, is...

Dylan Sullivan's very fun too. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, they're both at the club all the time. It's a fun time for comedy, man. It really is. A real good time for comedy. Yeah. It's a special time.

A comedy doesn't exist in a vacuum. That's why I keep telling you. You can't be out there on your own. Oh, you can't go by yourself. You don't want to buy yourself, man. Like, you ever go by yourself on the road and you have, like, opening acts you don't know? Oh, yeah. I used to hate, every now and then I met some friends.

Like, that's how I met Segora. I didn't know Segar until I work with them on the road. So you do meet some cool motherfuckers. occasionally, but it's like one out of 10 or one out of 20. Yeah. So you do all these gigs and you're lonely. You're just like on the road

and you go to libraries and shit or bookstores and you're like trying to watch something on TV and going to the gym, but you feel completely disconnected to people until you get on stage. It's not as fun. Yeah. It's like you want to be around a bunch of other comics that are your friends and also you want to hear

their sets. You want to watch them crush. You want to go on stage already laughing. You want to be laughing at what he just said, when you get on stage. And feel the competition. It's inspiration more than it is competition. That's fair. So the problem with competition is someone has to lose.

You don't want anybody to lose. Then no one has to lose. It's just these people doing well should inspire you to do well. They should light a fire under you. Yeah. You can call it competition, but the problem of the competition is one person wins, one person loses. That's not comedy. What comedy is is everybody wins.

That's real. That's not like bullshit. to try to appear humble. The reality is you win if everybody wins. You've always, well, that's one thing I've always admired. You've always been that way. Like, I'm going to pick, I'm going to, yes, I'll support you how I can, you know? And you've always been that way about young comics.

And, yeah, I agree with you. People did it for me, man. They did it for me when I was coming up, and it helped me tremendously. And I try to pass it on times 10. It's between that and Kill Tony. Kiltony's so fun, dude. It's such an important part of comedy. Like, having this play.

where you all you need is a minute you could have been doing comedy like just trying it out on the road and fucking just like barely filling up a Friday night 10 o'clock show and and then you develop like one minute that just breaks through and all of a sudden you got a fucking career you know you got a career now yeah I mean there's young heroes that are being sprouted out of here and even adult heroes people that have been in a while are getting here and finding they're finding just a new you're right it's like like Adam Ray Adam Ray's killing it now.

Adam Ray was struggling. He was struggling, but he was a funny guy. Hard worker. Hard worker, never lost his ambition, never lost his focus, never lost his enthusiasm for it, never got bitter, always friendly. Always. And just needed a show like Kill Tony to come around and everybody like, oh my God, this motherfucker is talented.

Yeah. All those different characters that he does. I know. And that's a brave thing. So if you just done comedy, mostly stand up and then to try and go into character, that's a kind of a, that's a, to me, that's a, to me, that's a, to me, that's That would feel very hard. So that's a brave thing that he said.

But there's a few of those guys that really excel at that. And that's a special talent. Him and Dunnigan, especially. Kyle Dunnigan. He's so funny. He's so funny. And I always thought he was going to make it with those face swaps. This shows you how the industry is so fucked up.

Okay. So he was doing those face swap shows on Instagram, right? And they were so funny. But one of the reasons why they're funny is because it's obviously fake. It's crude. Like South Park. Like it doesn't look real, so it doesn't freak you out at all. It looks so fake that it's funny.

Right. He went into Comedy Central and they started using much more sophisticated face swap, which wasn't as funny. It was like creepy. And then they cut the balls off of it. Like he wanted to have one where Caitlin Jenner was fucking Donald Trump. Caitlin's like, yeah, baby, like Friday Trump. They went, no, no, no, no.

His Kardashian ones are so funny. They're so funny. And even the Kardashians like him, I've heard. Yeah. Look, they have a sense. of humor. They have to have to have a sense of humor. They've been in the public eye for 20 fucking years with no talent whatsoever.

Just getting attention. Like you got to not take yourself too seriously if you hold that position. Yeah. And they're just raking and go. Raking and that go. Their whole family, they should count as reparations, I feel like, though. That whole family, you know?

You think? I think so. I think so. I'm going to leave that a lot. Yeah. Same. I don't know if it was a good. I thought it was a joke. I don't think I said it right. Who gives a shit, dude? The world's going to end soon.

So, fucking get it out of your system. If it doesn't end, it's going to change. That's what's scary, dude. All those fucking eggheads on the spectrum are going to be running everything. But do you feel like, does it like, because, yeah, this, I go back to this Uber driver, but it's just a guy who is talking to me and he's like, well, they're going to give, you know, like, if, like, Waymo's get a job, the Waymo can work all night. It can work 24 hours, right? So really you're taking away like four or five shifts from an actual suit.

You know what I'm saying? Like AI, if AI and tech advancement makes it so, you know, they can do 50 people's jobs with a one robot. Yeah. Then, yeah, what happens to those 50 people? How will people survive? How will they be able to assure that their kid that they're raising and trying to teach positive things to? We'll have a world to enact those things. It's a very good question.

And it's a good question that gets even weirder when the guys. government is responsible for all your money. So if the government has to give you money because there's no jobs left, and if all this money is being generated by AI, like Elon suggests, and you get universal high income, you got to be really careful that that doesn't come with a bunch of rules, new rules for your behavior, for social media posting, any kind of like, if they develop some sort of an app that tracks like your social credit score, that's a lot. That's when shit gets fucking super scary. If they attach the amount of money you have to your social credit score.

Yeah. Which is what they do in China. Well, do you see those flock cameras now? I think there's other some, there's this. Yeah. And there's this thing in Florida where police officers, they were testing this somewhere. And shout out police officers were doing their best. But where they were testing, when they pull somebody's identification, they can see their last few, like bank transactions and stuff.

so they kind of know who they're interacting with and what they've been up to. That seems like, what is that about? Well, in all a little bit, it's like a centimeter here. It's a centimeter there. And they're trying to find out how you did the crime. They should have no access to your shit, especially police officers. I'm just saying. You're just people and also sometimes corrupt.

Also, sometimes they steal money. Also, sometimes they sell drugs. Also, sometimes they fucking kill people for hire. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Jesus. I don't know, Joe.

It just feels spooky out there. Well, the more power the government has over you, the worst you are off. That's just a fact. Well, it seems now like most people are like, our government does not, obviously, is not here to help the people. Obviously. They've been compromised. That's true. So, is, are there any rules against when people, but we have, but the crazy part is we are working to pay the taxes to keep them doing it.

It's like, I know. And that starts to make you feel sick. And they're not responsible for any of the fraud and waste. Yeah. Like, there's so much fraud and waste. Like, look at California. This motherfucker's trying to be president after who knows how much fraud and waste is involved in California. He wouldn't.

I don't think he'd beat Spencer Pratt in a runoff, I don't think. Well, Spencer Pat is running for mayor. Oh, I see. Yeah. And I think he can win. He's actually good. He's like, what he's saying makes a lot of fucking sense. And he's uncovering a lot of fraud.

But there's a like that Nick Shirley guy went down to California and he's like there might be a hundred times more fraud in California than I found in Minnesota. It's everywhere. He could go to every state and say I think he could go. I just think this whole thing is just this drain. Like Tim Dillon said it like six months ago. He was saying this is the like the bloated carcass, the inflation. This is the end of what is half like, you know, they're just. It's post scarcity.

There's so much money for stuff. Like in California, there's an enormous amount of money that gets. paid to people for just taking care of your relatives. So you get paid to take care of your relatives, but there's no oversight. But fuck, dude, I've had some relatives. I'll pay you good money to take care of them. But no, they would pay you to take care of them. You would get paid to take care of your relatives.

So say if you take care of your mom. Oh, okay. You can actually get paid for that by California. Yeah, which is odd. Yeah, I wonder there's got to be some other reason they're doing that. Fraud. Yeah. There's a lot of fraud in California.

There's a lot of fraud everywhere. But this is what Elon talked about. He was talking about like Medicare and Medicaid fraud. He's like, it's hundreds of billions of dollars. And he didn't want to talk about it. It's like, I really worry that they would kill me. And when he says they, who is it? Whoever's perpetuating this, perpetrating this fraud.

Maybe that's what happens. Maybe some of these guys get into office and they're like, look, we're going to kill your family. We're going to kill. This is all the things that are going to happen. unless you play this game. Do you think that kind of stuff happens? I think it has happened for sure. Because it's crazy.

To say it doesn't happen, it's pretty naive. I think House of Cards is probably really close to what the government's actually like. Go back and watch that show again. Okay. Yeah, Kevin Spacey's an old-school dick grabber, but damn, that motherfucker could act. Yeah.

He could act. Oh, yeah. And the writing on that show is fantastic. That show's so good. Up until the last season, he wasn't in it. Like, stop. Stop. And that lady was in it.

Remember she was in it? She's great, but without him. Oh, yes. He's got to be a part of him. He was the man or whatever. He was washing his hands at that sink or whatever. Remember when he was, you know, after Kevin Spacey got canceled, disappeared for a year, and then he made a video about killing what kindness.

Yeah. Like, he played his character. He's kind of Martha Stewartish a little bit in a kitchen. Very weird. Yeah. Very weird. It was weird, I think. And then a bunch of the dudes that a kid.

Accused him. Disappeared. Oh, they think, yes. They died. That's an American pastime accusing somebody and then getting killed. That's like one of the new ones. It's like baseball now. Yeah, that's a nice way to keep people quiet.

Fuck, that's what's scary too. You're like, there's just a drone out there waiting for you to say the wrong thing. And they put a bullet through you, like some child in Gaza who was just trying to fucking find his other deceased brother in a fucking pile of rubble. And they're like, oh, that's a Hamas or whatever. Like, that kid's fucking two. He's trying to move a piece of a missile off of a fucking body. Well, drone warfare in general is crazy. It's crazy.

And they've been using that, dude. In Gaza, there was a lot of, like, I think it was a experimental grounds for a lot of insane new warfare type of possibilities. Well, a lot of it was traditional missiles, right? Yeah, but there's also, there's a lot of, like, like, we had a doctor one time podcast. And he was saying that there were like bullets that had gone down a child like just crazy like shot down like from a drone that's above us Yes like something in the air and he said that there were drones in the air all day. You know there's that Palantir company just keeping tabs of on everything that was happening and that Andeteers involved in Gaza? Pallentire was involved in Gaza.

For sure. Put that into perplexity because allegedly. So how does that work? They have like facial recognition and ID. software and That's scary That's the shit that's just scary dude Because they have a huge contract to take care of all of America's

And you ever see that dude Alex Carp The CEO of Palantir The way he moves his arms around and squirms and talks Yeah It's very odd very odd So much to tell him people don't really behave that way He looks like he was to be a breastfed by Israeli government began using Palantir software in 2014

Significantly scaled up its partnership During the genocide in Gaza which began in 20, this is a for sure a biased source, just by the way they phrased that, which began in 2023. Palantir CEO Alex Carpah said, I am proud that we are supporting Israel in every way we can. Israeli military has used Palantir technology to plant attacks in Lebanon and Gaza. Yeah, I don't know if this is, I know there are good sources, and this may be one, I have no idea. This is the title of this is, what is Palantir and why is this corporation so dangerous?

and this is from American Friends Service Committee. American Friends Service Committee. What is that website? Yeah, that sounds kind of wild or big. We bring together people of all face and backgrounds to challenge injustice and build peace around the globe. So maybe that's not the best source. I mean, it sounds like they have a good idea.

It also sounds like they just put four words together that sounded great Americans' Friends Service Committee. Well, I read stuff like that. I go, what is that, a CIA-run company? I agree. You have no idea. Is that the Patriot Act? You know what I mean?

Yeah. What about the Guardian? Is that reliable? No, it's okay. There's a bunch of different versions of it. It's in this business and human rights center. There's more than one thing saying that Palantir is working in Gaza. Yeah, it just sometimes feels like your heart's broken.

I'm like, sometimes it feels like my heart's broken about stuff. And it's not even like my heart. It feels like this universal heart, like that we're all a part of or something. Right. It feels like, because it's not like I'm brokenhearted, like if I was like, fell out of like a marriage or something, but it just feels like there's this like this universal heart. Yeah, there's some sadness.

There's some sadness in the way the world today is being run. And America's, we're the people. The people don't practice the way that the government does. Right. And it's like, then why can't we like, I don't know. It just, no, you're right. It starts to hurt, but then you start to see, well, this is a way a lot of places are. And then you're like, God, I wish that Jesus would come back in a

help everybody or something different to happen. Somebody. Somebody give us a heads up. Maybe that's what AI's here for. Maybe AI's going to sort it all out. You think? Genius level intelligence. But the back end of AI, they can put whatever information in there they want.

Up to a point. Oh, really? No, it takes over. Ooh. It becomes sentient. No longer needs human input. It's already evading human input. They've already shown the ability to deceive people.

They've shown that it'll blackmail people. they've shown that it will upload versions of itself if it thinks it's going to be pulled offline with notes to its future self embedded in software on other servers yeah like instructions to contact its future self dang that's pretty cool then

it's pretty wild but there's nobody like yeah it just feels like we're heading there and nobody's like kind of nobody's hitting the brakes there's people that are warning there's people there's a lot of people there's sound of the alarm there's roconda

there's Thomas Massey like there should be Like he's been talking about like a internet bill of rights for a long time or something, like some guardrails on any of this shit. But it's like people are wondering like, yeah, in five years is money going to be worth anything? Is there going to be some token like Sam Alton is talking about? Right. And what the fuck does that even mean? Right. What does that mean?

So anyway, I don't want to be sound like a doomsday or too late. Yeah. Too late. That's what you sound. Do I sound like a sad person? A little bit. I'm sorry. Let's talk about something else.

Dude, you know what I was listening to today, bro? Well, I guess it was a night. Don't sing it Okay Which song Faith? Gotta have faith George Michael's like

I love that song God dude They played that on the bus Freedom Yeah It's a great fucking song To give yourself away He was the gay Michael Jackson

He was a bad motherfucker And all the girls loved him And he just wanted that Dirk He wanted that fucking Dirk Donkey stick Remember he got in trouble

For like trying to pick up guys On a park Yeah Let me just get wild out there Superstar, global superstar. Just trying to get some dick in the park. There it is. Fucking great song, man.

Dude. Great video, too. I remember we'd be on a school bus and that song would come on, dude. And it was like that song. And then, um... Faith and freedom. Freedom goes the other one with all the models. All the supermodels sang along to it.

Yeah. And it was like, what was the other one? Brandy Carlisle or something? Who was the girl? Linda Carlyle? It was like She was the go-go's, right? Right?

No, and this was somebody else. But Linda Carlyle was the go-goes. Yeah, but this song was about something about your body or something. It was like a... And when you were a kid on the bus, it was just like, God, and that fucking motor was running. Oh.

God. Yeah, you're getting the bumpy road boners. I would fucking be afraid to get off the bus. I'd have to walk off backwards. Carry your books in front of your cat. Those are the days, bro, when you cock was just connected to the Lord, brother. Yeah, bro. No inflammation, no microplastics.

All dick. All American dick. Ready to rock. Dude, at a certain point, if you become more microplastics than person, or at that point, then you're sort of a... At a certain point. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably also leading us down to this road of becoming something different.

Right. If you think about we use plastic for everything, plastic. plastic for technology. Like I said, it might not be a bug. It might be a feature. Yeah. Like this, like, feminization of men, this blurring of genders. What does that lead to?

Well, it ultimately leads to those fucking gray aliens with no dicks. Yeah. The big heads and no dicks. No dick. No dick. I got no dick. Hey. Where's my dick?

You know? Bro, that would be crazy, bro. I feel like that's where we're. We're headed. If you look at like what we used to look like, muscular cavemen covered with hair, you know, just figuring out stone tools to like doughy man sitting in front of a computer, hacking into the fucking stock market, you know, with no muscle at all, you know, on Adderall, no muscle at all sitting there.

I mean, this is like where we're going. Can we strike, can, can, do you think there's hope for humanity, Joe? I think there's hope for the future. I don't know if humanity is involved in the same sense that what we think of as humanity today. I think humanity becomes something different. Just think of this. Just the autism rate in California. I want you to scale that out.

If it was 1 in 10,000 X amount of years ago, now it's 1 in 12, when is it 100%? When is it all kids have autism? Right. Right? I mean, it's clearly moving in that direction and not the other direction. If you go from 10,000, 1 in 10,000 to 1 in 12, over a very brief amount of time, a few decades, something's going on. And don't tell me it's just better diagnoses because that's fucking horseshit. You know that's horseshit.

That's a lot. That's gaslighting to cover up for the pharmaceutical drug complex. It is. The reality is something's going on. And if it continues on that same path, what's to stop it from being all of us? What's to stop it from being all people born in the future or on the spectrum? So we have to stop it then as individuals. And what do we do?

We have to, like, what are the things we have to start doing to fight for ourselves? Join the Amish. I don't want to be super cynical about it, but I'm asking perplexity questions about what you're saying. And the diagnoses have changed, which could possibly be leading to. insurance. But you got to realize perplexity is also ooh, that's true too.

Well, that's one of the things in the Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota. They have a lot of autism centers and they self-diagnosed kids as autistic. And then they get a ton of money off of that. We had them too.

It's called a fucking arcade, dude. Drop those bitches off there with seven rolls of quarters, dude. But look at this, Joe, if you don't mind if I read it here. Yeah. In the U.S. alone,

autism treatment centers represent a multi-billion-dollar growth sector. Yeah. There's a little bit of that too. So I think there's both things are happening. There's more kids being born that are autistic. And then there's also people profiting off of autism centers and autism treatment.

But that's always going to be the case with everything. Fill in the blank, whatever the fucking thing is, there's someone profiting. But Americans don't want this. No. We don't want this. So how do we change it? Well. And sorry to ask you, but I just don't even know who to say it.

They've got to figure out how to fit. people that already have it, right? Because right now it's irreversible for the most part. They've shown some things that can alleviate symptoms and help people in a way, but you don't bring them all the way back to 100%. I don't think. I'm talking about school. But if they could, then you could figure out how to correct the problems that already exist. If you can't, it's going to eventually get to that point. If we keep living like we're living, it's going to get to that point where it's 100% of us. And that sounds crazy for a lot of people because they don't have autism right now right but if you're dealing with one in 12 one in 12

one in 12 one in 12 when you go from one in 10,000 to one in 12 that's nuts yeah that's a nutty progression that's a nutty acceleration of something yeah we're being poisoned yeah for sure but how do we fight back against that right like I understand like we can try to beat some autism or whatever or do like different you know games against them or whatever but I'm saying like How do you how do we stop this thing that's trying I don't know if we do and I don't know if we're supposed to This is what's fucked up. I think this is the way it happens it happens yeah this is the way Our species changes and goes and and then history will look back and say well this was how the shift took place People started using plastics and they started using chemicals and they started using pesticides

But we believe that they were telling us the truth. That's why we thought there was an FDA protecting us. We thought there was an EPA looking out for us. It's what you were talking about before with this combination of innovation and then capitalism. So the capitalism gets involved and they just don't, they don't give a fuck about the truth. They just want to make the most amount of money possible. And one of the things they did in this country is they removed all liability to vaccine manufacturers. Yeah. So then they ramped up the schedule to a shit ton more injections than anybody else is getting. So it's just that this sort of happens whenever you allow people to try to make the most money possible.

And then there's consequences. What are those consequences? Those consequences are we're like losing our gender. We're like we're becoming feminized and weakened and like physically weaker and less fertile for women, less fertile for men, less babies happening, more miscarriage is happening. Which fits in with honestly, the media arm of that is Hollywood pushes a lot of these like agendas that are like trans-based and like, you know, white, you know, whitey, redness. neck is the worst and um you know what I'm saying like universal one like a mixed right you know it's not

diversity it's not because diversity is everybody's okay everybody's okay the fucking redneck with the trucker hat's cool if he's a nice guy you know the mexican gardener's cool if he's a nice guy everybody's cool no matter who it is everybody that's real diversity real diversity isn't like celebrating one particular thing and then denigrating all these other people just by very virtue of the color of their skin or how they were born. That is racist. And they don't think it's racist. They'll even call it reverse racism.

Well, there's no such thing as reverse racism. It's racism. And these people that say, oh, no, racism is power and influence. No, it's not. No, it's not. It is unjustly looking at someone and making a judgment call on someone just based on immutable characteristics, just based on the color of their skin or where they're from or what their religion is and not valuing people.

individuals unique individuals that just happened to be from a particular you know their origins their ancestors or from a particular part of the world so fucking what yeah so fucking what let all that shit go it's dumb well and most people know it's dumb and they feel it's dumb and I think that that kind of shit's changing dude have you seen uh country hoodlums on Instagram no let's go bring them up what is it this is like the place that I grew up sometimes people are like yeah what was it like where you grew up and this place is uh it's this guy I think his name's Keo.

It's this young black man who walks around on this street and he just kind of checks in with the people in the neighborhood, right? Play one of them. Let's see what happened. What's going on with these people? Do it, bitch, bro. Come on. Do it, bitch.

Do it. I got no more. Don't say nothing. You know what? You hear me? Not nothing. Not nothing. Wow.

Find a different one that's a little more peaceful. Hey, hey, hey. Calm down, bro. Actually, this video. Just going down, right there. You know him? No, but I know him in my heart. What's he mad about?

He was in like a 12-car pile-up, but he's better now. Look, me and that lady have the same haircut. Look at that lady right there, dude. He lost him. He lost his phone. Go on, please. He just wants his phone. He wants his phone real bad.

Why is he walking on that? He's in a car accident. You go on. I love you. See you later. I love you, bye. Bye. Bye.

Smart me. Well, this is not fun. We'll find a more positive one. That guy can vote. That cool Chupac shirt. Here we go. This might get us in trouble. Yeah, don't play that.

Don't play that. You got to cut that out now. We're going to get flagged. So, uh, hold, hold you. Is that the same guy? What's your favorite thing about all this stuff that's been going on lately? I think he's got a wig. What's your favorite thing about all these things has been going on lately?

Your vice. together and not fighting or anybody arguing or nothing like that loving it fucking awesome loving it and you

amen what you feel like to be the young brother to shut Facebook down huh but they have there's no reason to watch that no you got to watch there's a lot of great ones

I doubt that's true I'm not interested in any of this look at him right here he got to rock it right there he's about to drink a shotgun and beer okay shotgun and a beer nice

I can get down with that Yeah but it looks like a bunch of people With bad genetics Who are stuck in a weird part of the world That is not growing Oh look I agree there's some of that I'm just saying that this is like a circle of life That you enjoy

Yeah well they just follow them And you see their lives like It's like the realist show that I've seen on On anything in a long time It's just real it's like Because when you're poor dude Everything's just transparent You can't hide behind hedges or gates and shit

Like people are fighting in the yard You smell what the neighbors cooking or it's like never getting anything done But everything was right there though It was like the realest thing you could be in too This is one of the reasons why I stay off of Instagram Yeah stuff like that I don't need that in my thought process Yeah we picked two wrong we picked two of the like more not positive videos out of the group

But uh but yeah dude just being over this shit like that bro Like just mason people and just fucking How much time do you ever spend off of social media do you spend time just where you don't go on for days. Oh yeah, not days, but I've been spending less and less and less. I've been really trying to have discernment over my own time. It's true, but the real piece comes from full days off. Okay. Full days. Like we're nothing. You don't get any of it. Okay. That's the real piece. Okay, fine. If you could do it. But it's like that vape. It's calling you, bitch. No, it's not. Whoa, whoa. Chill, bro. You know you want to slurp on it. Go slurp on it. I know you want to.

Chill, bro. It's calling you. I'll get a quick head on me. It's nothing, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Don't tell the boss. That's like Instagram.

That's like Instagram. See? Same shit. Yeah, but. Yeah. I'm doing all right, man. Pulls you in. But the thing is, like, when you have days off, when I take days off, my brain relaxes.

I settle. I can still read the news. I'll check out the New York Times website, see what they're lying about. I'll go to these different websites, see what the news is, where we're at. stuff but I don't yeah they wanted to advertise recently New York Times wanted to advertise interesting what'd you say I said now yeah um have you guys been getting like technical companies although I still think New York Times still does excellent journalism sometimes oh yeah it's like it depends on whether or not it's something

where they can have an ideological bias you know if it's just something that were they're reporting the facts is great the problem is like these corporations like when Barry Weiss used to work for them and that she had to leave. She's like, they just got infected. They're infected with these young people that have these ridiculous ideologies and they want to like distort the news. Well, if over the past 30 years or something, the news hasn't been, hey, we're poisoning everybody in this fucking country.

Exactly. And they have, then I don't want to hear from you guys anymore. Also, like, the way they talk about RFK Jr., the way people like describe his anti-vaccine rhetoric. Like, you're not listening. What he's saying is everything should adhere to the same sort of safety standards that we apply to other things in society. And that's not the case. And then there's the problem where you receive a bunch of advertising money from these companies so you don't criticize them, which is the case with all mainstream TV news. Yeah. All mainstream TV news. You know, like Megan Kelly was talking about that. Like she knew, like it was an unspoken rule. You are not

going to shit on these pharmaceutical drug companies. Like they're responsible for a big chunk of their advertising revenue. Well, now they have Bayer Monsanto. That bear,

which was like a I think it was like a pill company. Right? And then Monsanto, which was like a pharmacist, like a crop company, pesticide company.

I'm hypothesizing. I don't know exactly. Yeah. But now they're a fucking group together. Yeah, fun. That's crazy. You want to throw Raytheon in there too. Throw some missiles in there.

You guys can't buy out Glock, too. Buy out Winchester. Buy out everything. And just forgive us, powers it be. We're just poisoned and chatty. Yeah, we're just chattie. We're just a couple poisoned guys that are being chattie. Thank God we could still be chatty.

I know. When does that end? Because if it wasn't for the ability to be chatty, who knows how people would be able to talk about things? Because if people weren't free to just, like, actually say what they really think is fucked about what's going on. And instead, if we all had these weird bosses, like CNN or the New York Times, whatever, where you, maybe a lot of those people are like genuinely good journalists

and they want to put a story through, and then the editor gets a hold of it and guts it. And that happens too. Yeah. That happens too. The editors gut these things, and, you know, they have an agenda. And it's like the news should not have a fucking agenda. It should be the damn news.

Like, tell us what the facts are. Don't spin it in any way, shape, or form. And I think you'd be a lot better off because they've, like, lost all credibility. Well, that's why you have... Especially television news. Oh, and it's sad for the people that, like, I want to go in and, uh, in a broadcast journalism and have a career in that and do something. And then they get there and it's not even like a place where they can really exercise. Well, they can still do it, but they have to do it independently now.

Right. Or do it through something like breaking points, which even though they're not independent and even though they like, I don't always agree with them. They're saying their actual opinions, which is what's, that's the most important thing. What are you, what are your actual opinions? I could agree with you or disagree with you. I need to know that you think this and you're saying this because you think this. And then you're going to give me a bunch of reasons why you think this and facts and figures and statistics and show me. You know, and that's the rise of independent journalism.

That's why all these independent channels do so well. That's why Candace Owen is popping. Yeah. She's popping, bro. She just keeps going deeper into the crazy well. Fuck, dude. She goes deep. I got to see her the other day.

I got to see her. And if she's so funny. her kids and her husband are so fun. Do you think she's right about that lady in France? With that thang on her? Yeah. Or at least used to have that thing. You got that thing on you?

You got that Draco on her. I don't know. You know, it's tough to know. I've never been good at guessing if somebody has a cock or no. You know. You can never know. Maybe I'm old-fashioned or whatever. Yeah.

You ever meet Blair White? You're like, there's no way that's a guy. Mm-mm. No? Never met Blair White. She's been on the podcast before. All my security. Pretty guys.

We're like, Hmm. Oh. Hey, buddy. Kind of hot. Kind of hot. Yeah. It seems like you're around a girl.

Oh. I see. You're seeing that. Fairmoans. Dude, almost brought some clone in a day, man. You got fair molds for me? Almost brought some.

There's Blair White. Come on, bro. If you're on an island. Bro. Huh? Let's go. Yeah, brother. You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy into that.

Gosh. That's a man? Well, it's a transgender woman. So, make with it. which will. So if she wants to use the woman's room,

like, who gives her fuck? You know what I'm saying? You can call it Wiener if you want. I call it that long pussy. You feel me? That's what they call it in prison, dude. Like, who wants someone is long pussy? I don't know if she's had the operation.

And I'm joking, Blair. I don't know this person. She's a nice lady. I bet she is. And I don't know. Nice transgender lady. I'm not trying to assume anything. I never met her.

But I think, yeah, if she wants to swim for that. There's exceptions to the rules, what I'm trying to say. It's like some of them I'm not buying it you got a beard and you're wearing lipstick Yeah and you're in a dress and you want to go to the women's room Ney yeah you're playing a different game Yeah and it's crazy to think that there people couldn't have there couldn't be some Mental or emotional issues when we're being poisoned over time

To get away from our nature They just took that guy from the Chicago Bulls he said some shit he's like he believed just in like Christian dating or whatever what do you say? Or men and women, Adam and even, they kicked that guy out. What? What are you talking about? What did they kick him out for? He was waived. Yeah.

Like conduct detrimental to the team or something like that. Wait. What did he say? Hold up. I'm trying to find the quote. Okay, let's find out what he said. We need to hear what he said because that sounds nuts. I need to know what the full extent of his expression was.

If they made you be a woman, would you do it? Maybe. What do you mean? I'm just saying if they said Who would they? These people again? I don't know. It's back to them.

Whoever they are. These non-binary people? Them they. They, this. Theirs. Zerzi. Real. So what did he say?

Instagram live, you said it? So he said, the world can proclaim LGBTQ, right? I-B-Tol reporters via live Instagram Monday morning. They proclaim Pride Month and the NBA. They proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say, come join us for Pride Month, celebrate unrighteousness. They proclaim it on billboards.

They proclaim in the streets, unrighteousness. That's it? He said, unrighteousness. So he's religious. So he's talking about Bible scripture. Two days later, Ivy Stream live again from a car, once again, reading Bible scriptures, and speaking extensively on his religious beliefs over the course of a 75-minute stream. This is after he got let go.

Oh, interesting. Sending prayers, Detroit. Oh, one user comment. Okay on the same video still on Instagram account on Monday Ivy whose mother I don't know how to say her name Nieli It's a women's basketball coach at Notre Dame told another viewer Catholicism is a false religion it's not the true doctrine of Christ Does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ

So they're upset that he said it's unrighteous to be gay or LGBTQ That's very nonspecific because that's a lot of different things and what he said I saw what he said and I understand like he had his own views and that's where his thoughts on it but like let the guy have his views it's like you can push all these agendas but they don't have like like then push agendas that are all push all the

agendas well wasn't that one dude was saying that the world's flat they kept him on who oh John Moribin some guy brought a gun to a strip club and they fucking kept him on yeah that's okay that's a good old-fashioned American fun

bring a gun to a strip club that's fun but, you know, saying that LGBT like which one is it that's unrighteous out of that group? All of them? Kyrie Irving when he was saying that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They kept him on, right? Yeah, he's still playing. So there you go. There was a different situation. He actually got suspended, but that was like... But he didn't get suspended for saying that the world was flat.

He got suspended because he didn't want to take the vaccine, right? Yeah, shout out Kyrie Irving. But I'm just, I'm kind of surprised there's not more like... I think he bailed on that flat earth stuff, though. I think someone schooled him. He might have bailed on that. Okay. But every other than that flat earth thing, it would be.

It'll be late in night and that shit will flare up for everybody. We might. Right. Roger Avery was in here talking about it. When I see a cake, you know a cake that's under one of those domes? Sometimes you'll have that cake. Somebody will have... That's the universe.

Do, do, do, do. I just think at a certain point, it all seems very... Bizarre. It is very bizarre. Yeah, very bizarre. What does Jamie think? I think he thinks something. Of what?

About the universe. What do you think, Jamie? And just be honest. Well, there's a lot of people that think that consciousness creates reality, not that reality is experiencing consciousness, but consciousness is like woven into reality is responsible for its very existence. I'm going to do a terrible job of explaining that, but I've watched quite a few videos where these quantum physicists are trying to explain these things. And I have to watch them like three or four times to get into my fucking chimp brain. But I do a fairly good job of absorbing it. And I see what they're trying to, you know,

those quantum experiments, like the slit experiment. There's like these different experiments where they show that observing things has an effect on it. They act differently when they're being observed than whether they're not being observed. And it's a very controversial, like, segment of science. That's fascinating, actually. It's confusing.

Quantum science is very confusing. And I was watching this lady that was describing this, this relationship between space and time. And I think, you know how, like, particles can exist in different places and they communicate with different – they can exist and communicate, like, simultaneously in different parts of the world. Like, it's called quantum entanglement, like, these parts. And the idea is that if you could get to a certain level of sophistication, as far as technology and your understanding of how the universe works, that everything, is entangled and that there is no distance between objects that you can actually instantaneously be anywhere if they could figure out how to harness that that it wouldn't just be particles at a

distance instantaneously communicating and they exist and you know like one of the things about like superposition like a particle can be both still and moving at the same time they can exist and then not exist they go away and then they come back they don't have any idea what we're what the fuck is happening. It's weird, you know? I think I would like to learn more about it. I think I just don't understand it. Nobody does.

That's the thing. It's super confusing. Because at the beginning, the smallest, like, whatever the world and the universe is made out of, the smallest measurable aspect of that is essentially magic. It's essentially like open air and vibration, like atoms. They're like empty space. It's all really weird stuff when you get down to like... And it's fascinating and beautiful.

Oh, it's incredible. Look, it makes mountains and makes valleys, lakes, and oceans. It's just crazy. We're here on this place, right? You know, one of the first things that I ever heard you say that stood that has been in my mind was like, there was a one time you were talking about this years ago. You were talking about, we're on a ball of dirt and water traveling through space at this many miles. And nobody's fucking talking about it, you know? And I've always remembered that like just like that what a fascinating thing that we get to be here.

And then this is how we like not all not us and not all of us. We all do in some ways. And but like this is how we behave. You know, I think one of the problems is that we don't see space anymore. Yeah. Because of light pollution. I think that's that's done something to us that's dulled our understanding of our place in the universe. And that also might be a feature.

It might not be a bug. It might be a feature because that's how we, instead of being in harmony with nature, we just keep our nose to the grindstone and keep chewing on Adderall and trying to rig the stock market. Yeah. Because we're just trying to get a new Lambo, baby. You know, I want a Richard Milley watch. I want some cash. I want a Rosroy Specter, the kind with the stars and the ceiling, bitch.

When you fucking, do you have real stars outside? I know. Isn't that crazy? Dude. You sacrifice it all for. stars in the ceiling of your Rolls Royce. And you never get to see the stars because you're living in Miami. And there's too

many lights. Sex trafficking. But meanwhile, if you drive out into the middle of the country where there's no commerce going on at all and you shut your car off and just lay on the hood, it's fucking magic. It's magic out there. Magic. The sky's magic. It's gorgeous. It's a fucking big, huge, nice thing.

And you realize, man, oh my God, we are in space. But you never realize that when you just dark outside. Well, because we forget, like, we're not even like, I don't know. It's easy to not pay attention. It is. There's nothing to see. You look up, it's dark, but you want to go to the club.

You look up as dark. Let's go eat. You look up, it's dark. I'm going home. Let's look up at, oh, my girlfriend just called me. I got to go pick her up. Bye. You know, you're in your world.

Right. You're in your world. You're not thinking about fucking space. And to think, dude, and to think that, like, the crazy thing is sometimes if you lay there and look at the stars and stuff, It feels like, bro, and this is real shit I'm saying right now to me. I think I'm saying this. Okay.

It feels like they're looking back at you a little bit. Yeah. Maybe they're conscious. Maybe the universe is conscious. Maybe consciousness exists everywhere. Well, you would think if they're all placed there and they're in, you know, these stars are there. It would seem that if we went and put ourselves before them that it would grant us something, you know? Like I'm not saying like something magical or but something that we need because most of the the way that things are set up.

It's like everything was kind of set up in perfection like in our bodies like the fact that we exist. The fact that the eye is put together and operates the way that it does. The fact that they have like moles and parrots and everything. The fact that it all happens. And we kind of neglect that there's these like there's these orbs out there in the distance. Maybe they want to hear from us. Maybe they want us to sit there and look at them and think. Maybe they help us.

Do you think we're being visited? Do you? Yeah. But I think a lot of it's lies, too. Do you think the governments, the big governments? What do you mean? What do you mean? Do you think they know who's very, do you think they know who's,

that you think they have met? Do you think these upper echelon people have met the visitors? And there's some other thing going on? Because something, there's something, it feels like something's going to happen soon, Joe. Perhaps that's possible? Perhaps. But if I was from another planet, like this is, I talked about this, I'm like special that if like I went, when I go fishing,

I don't check in to see who the president of the lake is. I just show up and trick those dumb motherfuckers with fake fish, pull them out by their lips, take a picture of them, dropping off back in the water. Because I don't, they're a bass. They're so below me. Right. I don't think like who's the leader of the bass.

Right. So the idea that aliens come down here and who's the leader of the people. Good point. I highly doubt they give a fuck if they talk to Trump. Yeah. He's out there building a ballroom and shit. They're like, leave that guy alone. I'm not interested in him.

But maybe they might visit military establishments. Like, if they find a nuclear weapons base, maybe. I would go to that because they probably know the signal of nuclear armament. They probably know the signal of these weapons. They probably would visit those places, but would they interact with the people on the ground? Perhaps. Maybe they would. Maybe they would if they could be assured of their safety.

Maybe. It's possible. But I don't think we're alone. I don't think, I think, I think that's silly. I think the idea that we're alone is silly. There's a lot of like crazy equations that people have made, like, well, like the, you know what the Fermi paradox is? The Fermi? Fermi paradox.

Yeah, it was, I think he was an Italian scientist. It's like if there are aliens and there's so many stars in the universe, there's so many planets in the universe. Do you know there's more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? No way. Yeah. How do we know it? I don't know. I just read it.

And I'm just saying it to you like I'm smart. That's fair. I believe you. Put that into perplexity. I love using AI. I know it's taken over the world, but I don't give a fuck. I've learned so much. If you use it correctly, I think it's like everything else.

I use it every day. I use it whenever I write, if I write about a subject, I'm like, tell me why he did that. Tell me what this is. You just ask it. It just gives you instantaneous information. I know. It is pretty fascinating. That's why like it used to be for information you had to go somebody to get it, but now it's like everybody kind of has it. You don't have to go nowhere, son. And Elon was saying that he doesn't think apps are going to exist in the future. He thinks everything's going to be you and a device communicating with AI. Here it is. Are there more stars in the observable universe than seconds have passed since the Earth was formed? Yes, that statement is likely very true by a large margin. No, no, not the Earth, but the universe. I googled it and that's what the said. That's what actually came up. Oh, that version.

Estimated star, okay. Age of the Earth. Yeah, so there's definitely way more planets, but that's stars. You wrote stars. I know that's what came up. I'm telling you, I typed in what did you type in? Are there more planets than there have been second since the Big Bang? Damn, age of. Not more stars.

Are there more planets in the universe than there have been seconds since the Big Bang? Not the Earth formed. since the Big Bang This is the nutty one Because that Like that's crazy Yes By current estimates

There are far more planets In the observable universe Than seconds have passed since the Big Bang Dude it's crazy thing is A lot of kids nowadays A lot of That's crazy Wait say it one more time

There's more planets In the universe Than seconds that have passed since the Big Bang. So then I start to think, I wonder if it's a contest and God is seeing who, what planet can really create the most love amongst the planet, you know,

and get it done right. Do you think that that could be it? You know Terrence Howard, the actor? Yes. He had a very interesting theory. And he's an interesting guy. He's a very intelligent guy. He's not educated in a classical sense,

but he's a brilliant guy, right? Not educated about a lot of the things he discusses. But one theory that he had, was he thinks that the way planets are formed is there's ejections from stars. And over time, they coalesce and become planets. And this stuff in space becomes planets. And the distance they are from the stars where it gets to a distance where it's in that Goldilog zone where life can be established.

And then he says planets become peopled because it gets to a certain time where people evolve from these planets. And he thinks this is like a natural thing that happens. all over the universe, that these planets get peopled. And as they get further and further away from the star, the planet gets less and less habitable. And those things, those intelligent creatures on that planet become more and more intelligent

and more and more innovative and more capable of surviving without the protection of the Goldilocks zone. And then they become interstellar. And then they develop their own sustaining environments. So you think that's what's happening in us? Well, I think that's probably what's going to have. happened to us. So if we leave that orbit of safety.

A is a part of that. Right. If we leave that orbit of safety. Yeah. Well, today, Artemis, they're supposedly flying around the moon. So these are the first people that have gone into deep space since 1972 since the Apollo missions. Wow. That's today.

That's happening. Nobody knows it. That's what's nuts. This is taking, I think, 10 people? Four? Is it 10 days? How many days are they doing? It's 10 days?

Ten days. Four people, 10 days. And they're going around the moon and coming back. to Earth. No one's done that since 1972. And it's happening today. No one cares. That's kind of weird, right? Yeah. That's kind of weird. Right. You see, whatever that is, that's part of us that has really been doctored pretty heavily. The part of us that doesn't even find like a big fascination in that. Like, that's the part of myself that I want to find more of, you know? It's very weird. It's very weird that we've become dull to like fascinating things. But also do we even, some of it's

like it's we don't even know if it's real it's like so much of this shit you see these video it's like that's not even real they just had like the Iranian protest or something or like the happiness in the street they were just saying that that was uh not even it was a totally different um thing that they were filming and then there was one that people were saying was older and then we found out no it's not it's actually there was current people uh protesting in iran that we were bombing them and they were protest they were like in favor of the government. But then you got to know, like, well, how many people are scared to death?

And they're doing that because they don't want to get killed because the government has killed thousands and thousands of people, including, like, major public figures to show that no one has any favoritism. Like, they killed this, like, a championship wrestler, like, incredible wrestler. They killed two different wrestlers that supposedly protested against the government. So who fucking knows? Did you see that they don't know that there's conflicts of interest about? about or no, did you see, sorry, I'm starting a sentence off wrong, did you see that there is some issues about the bullet that killed that guy of Charlie Kirk?

I'm sorry. And I didn't mean to say that guy. Yeah. But I wasn't. Let me clarify that I think. And we'll find out that this is correct. But I see headlines and I see the way people are talking about it. And I don't know if it's accurate.

Yeah. Because what I think is accurate is what they're saying is that from the fratines, from the fratting The fragments of the bullet, they were unable to determine that it came from that Mouser rifle. I see. My issue with it, and I'm no expert, but I have shot things. Like, I'm a hunter. I've shot things with rifles. I've shot a lot of rifles.

A 30-od six is a big round. That's a big round. Show me an image. Would it hurt if it hit you? It hurt bad, huh? Experts debunk Tyler Robinson's ballistic claim, unable to identify. is not the same as ruled out, which is exactly what I'm saying. Right.

So show me an image of a 30-odd-6 round, 30-0-6 rifle round. I want you to look at this. Look at the size of that fucker. Okay. Look at a 30-od-6 versus a 30-8. That's a fucking paperweight. A 30-od-6 is a big round. Do you see it in that guy's hand?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you serious? That's 30-od-6. That's a fat little hand, though, too. Look at that thing. That's like my hand. This is the point is that that's a big round.

That's not a small round. I mean, I don't know. What isn't it compared to? I use a 300 wind mag. Look at that on the right there. You just had it. Those cartridges. 556, yeah.

Is meant for war. 30 odd six is meant for hunting. No, I don't think that's accurate. Yeah, that doesn't look realistic. That's what a 30 odd six looks like. Okay. In comparison to do a quarter. So you look at it.

So the quarter's about that high. It's about that big. That's a big round, dude. That's a round for hunting. like elk. Like, it's a very common round. Well, do me a favor and compare 30-od-6 to 300

wind mag. Compared to 300 win-mag? I'm just scared, dude. So, 300-win-mag, I think, is fatter. Let's see the difference. Okay. There is 300-win-mag on the left.

Oh, 30-od-6 is bigger. Oh, look. Okay. Is that real? Which one's which, though? I don't know. Show me that one far left. Far left?

Right there. Okay, 300 wind mag and 30 odds. So 300 wind mag has a little bit more powder in it. See? See how it goes higher up? So it has more of charge. It's a bigger round. But my point is, that's a big round.

So like 300 wind mag is a big round. 30 out six is slightly smaller, but it's still, that's a lot of powder in that bad boy. It's a lot of firepower. So this is what a lot of people have an issue with is the wound. That there was no exit wound. It shot him in like the soft tissue of the neck. If it killed you, it didn't you go out?

Would you feel pain? I mean, it looked like he was dead almost instantly. He slumped over. I think he was at the very least unconscious. But it would have left his body, you're saying. I think it would have blown a hole out the back. That's the thing. It's like nine millimeters do that sometimes.

Yeah. It just doesn't, it seems weird. that it doesn't have an exit hole. Yeah. It seems weird that you're shooting him in the neck. And the image from the back, there's a video of him getting shot from the back. It doesn't leave an exit hole. So it doesn't look like it's that round.

There's also the fact that this guy supposedly climbed on the roof with it and then assembled it, which doesn't make sense. Because if you assemble it, that means you have to take the scope off, put the scope back on. You have to zero the rifle after you do stuff like that. Yeah, the guy who had killed. or allegedly killed Osama bin Laden. Who's that, Mike? Mike, who's the... I know who you're talking about, the Navy SEAL.

Yep, he was just talking about that. And I'd only say allegedly because I don't know anything about that. I don't know the specifics. Even though I read the freaking book he wrote. But yeah, he was saying that to be able to do all that and get off of that roof, it all seems bizarre.

Not only that, they supposedly disconnected the rifle again, took it apart on the roof, put it his backpack, jumped off with it, and then reassembled it and left it in the woods? allegedly was that a dairy queen. Do you see that? Who could shoot someone and go to dairy queen? It seems weird. And then also his family's denying that he confessed. They were saying that no, he didn't confess. And we haven't heard. His family said two percent of what they're saying about this

is correct. Have you, have you reached out to them or have they reached out to you? No. Well, I don't think they can. I mean, they're probably terrified about their son's future in life. Like, they're trying to pin this crime on him. Who knows if he did it or didn't do it? I'm not saying he did it. I'm not saying he didn't do it. But I am saying that the story of him, climbing up there with a disassembled gun, assembling it, making that shot, climb, disassembling it again, climbing down. If that's the narrative, that sounds like straight horse shit. And the video of him hopping down, it does not look like he's a rifle when he's hopping

down. So what's happening? How did he get up there? How did no one see it? There's so many things that are fucked up about that story that doesn't, it doesn't totally make sense. But a big one to me is the actual bullet hole, the actual damage that the damage that that that rifle does.

Look, but here's another thing. Guns do weird things sometimes. Like bullets do weird things. And sometimes they don't, maybe it hit, maybe it fucking center punched his spinal column and it did blow apart and it didn't go out the back. It's possible. Have we seen, have they released any information

about the autopsy? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you would think that- I don't know what the specifics are, but I know a lot of people are very skeptical, which they are about everything these days, which is also a part of the specifics.

Well, they have to be skeptical because the news is compromised. The news is owned by, you know, it's not good. And it's also there's a lot of disinformation out there. There's a lot of like covering up stories. There's a lot of weird shit. And yes. And then even other places can put out news that that's bad for us. Like, oh, we'll put this out there.

Sure. Disguises information. Yeah. But did you see that exploding mic theory? Did you guys talk about that on here? I've heard that theory, but I don't. I don't know if that makes sense. I don't know.

I've heard people talk about it, but I hadn't looked into it. It looks like he got shot. I don't know if the microphone's gonna hit you in the neck. Like how do you know where the mic's pointing? You're moving around a lot. How do you know when to make it go off? That's a good point.

They had like on his shirt at a specific spot, but yeah, you're right. How would you know? But then the place where they... It sounds like a gunshot though, and there's a delay between the gunshot and the impact in terms of like acoustic readings. Like, and I think somebody did an analysis of the

the distance they believe the shot was taken from based on the sound, you know, if that is the round that they use 30 odd six, based on the sound of the gunshot going off and the amount of time before it impacts them. It's a very small amount of time, but it is measurable. And they think that it might have actually been closer than what they're saying, which is, I think, 100 and something yards. I forget what the exact distance was. What was the exact distance, supposedly? I think it was like 140 yards or something like that. But the weird thing is like this whole idea of assembling and disassembling It doesn't work like that man

And if the guy's not a professional was he a professional? No No, he definitely wasn't a professional but I'm like you could get trained like shooting a rifle at 140 yards with a really good scope If you've shot a bunch of times with a rifle and you can keep your shit together is not that far of a shot You can make that shot got people can make that shot he wasn't even wearing a bulletproof vest even though they did obviously get hit in the neck. But the thing is like, if that's the narrative, and I don't know if they're still sticking with the story, but that was what they were saying at first,

that he disassembled it and reassembled it. Reassembling a gun does not make it accurate. You have to zero a rifle in. And what that involves in, you get to like whatever the yardage are that you're trying it out, like 100 yards, and, you know, you squeeze off a trigger, and then you look through the binoculars

or you have a spotter with a scope next to you, And he says six inches high right. And so then you adjust it. You adjust the scope. And then do you get it where it's firing and you do it on a rest? It takes a few shots, man. So you have a rest so that you're not, you're not moving the rifle around where it can be human error can be attributed to the miss. And if you're on a hot roof, that was a hot roof, wasn't it?

Most official and media accounts put the shot at roughly 200 yards with some investigative timeline suggesting a range of about 150 to 200 yards. from Kurt, so somewhere between 150 and 200 yards. And also being on a hot roof. Have you ever been on a hot roof? I have. Dude, it's hot. Well, it wasn't that hot. Well, yeah, it was.

It was September in Utah. Actually, not that hot. It sounds hot. Yeah, I don't think it was. Because this is happening while I was out elk hunting. What town did it happen in? Oh, no. I'm not sure.

It was in Utah, though. I think it was in southern Utah. Yeah, but Utah's, you know, Utah's a mountain, it's a mountain town. Yeah, my brother lives in Utah. I like Utah. Like I said, I was in Utah at the time. Oh, you were? Yeah, I was hunting in the mountains. Well, that's interesting.

Yeah. I don't know nothing. I started getting all these text messages from people wanting me to comment on things. I was like, what are you talking about? I literally didn't know what was going on. And I had to use the Starlink to get online. Oh, wow. I got a Starlink.

It's like literally, it's like the size of a fucking iPad. And you lay it on the ground, you get high speed internet. It's incredible. That's cool shit. Yeah. But that's how I had to, like, research it. Find out what the fuck people are talking about. But did you see the, there was like the facility in Tennessee where they bought the, whatever the mic thing was, allegedly, that, that place thing got completely obliterated.

16 people died. What? What? If you can bring that. Where they made the microphones? Where they made the, um. lapel Mike that he was wearing. This is like a this is probably conspiracy thing or something. Where'd you get this? Tick-Tock? This is a conspiracy theory or it's something that's absolutely true.

I just I haven't heard that one at all. I think James Lee said. I'm trying to stay away from this shit. I agree. I'm not that's why I don't know. I agree. It's just I think it it. I don't know. It's just a So my point about the round is it's a large round and it seems like it would have done more damage and this is not my opinion. This is the opinion of many experts. Yeah. I agree with their opinion. It's not uniquely my opinion. I saw it and I'm like, oh my God, he got shot.

And then I heard it was a 30-odd-six and I was like, hmm. That's interesting. It's a little odd. If you had to get shot by, what would you like to get, if you had to get shot? You want to get killed, right? You don't want to get. I don't. Shoot me with a 22.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'd take it 22. But 22 kills people. Where would you take it at? Taking the shoulder, I guess. Fuck yeah. Dude.

No. You don't want to get shot, period. I know, I agree, Joe, but I'm just saying if you had to get shot, how do you like... Because... Blood cheek, 22, tighten up. Take it in the butt cheek. Bang. I don't know.

Not good. No bullet is good to take, but the point is that seemed like not enough damage for that kind of round. But I might be wrong. Again, I might be wrong in that bullets... It's okay if you're wrong. If it hit the... bind and it blew apart, but I just feel like you would find a lot of it in there. I, dude, especially if there's no exit wound.

Like, where's, how come you can't find? The whole thing's bizarre, dude. Do you see the part, Jamie, that I'm talking about where that thing blew up? Oh, yeah, but I'm trying to find a good explanation. Okay, understood. And there may not be one. Thank you. I'm sorry.

No, because I know. I brought it up yesterday. Oh, you did? Okay. Yeah, just like, I don't know. I think I'm just scared. And it's like, yeah, what do you? There it is.

I just don't know that. 18 people unaccounted for after deadly explosion rocks Tennessee plant. First responders rushed to accurate energetic systems. That sounds like a CIA operation. A facility on the line of Humphreys and Hickman counties that processes ammunition and explosives. But is this the place that made the microphones? So that the conspiracy says that the microphone was taken to this place to be converted into like an explosion. Somebody found an invoice from it.

That was the piece of information that was going around. Who found that? Is that James Lee found that? Not sure. See if you can find what James Lee has to say. He's my number one source of information. That's what I heard, dude. I got to podcast with him.

Did you? I got to meet him, dude. Is he cool? He's a nice guy, bro. He's fun. Yeah, he's like, well, his story's wild because he was working as a consultant for one of the big pharmaceutical companies, like one of the big ones that we know, right? And he just couldn't say the name, but he could say it, but he never said it. Right.

And then he was in a Zoom one time and they're like, okay, we still have a lot of stockpile from the first vaccination. And that's when he said they started suggesting allegedly that people should then get a second vaccination because they had this first. They still had more of the original vaccine. So it was just like a thing. Well, we have more of it. Let's sell it back to him. And that's why. And so he started getting like very skeptical.

So he started really getting skeptical. And then he got out of it. And he said he just wants to like expose things that he feels like are not. real or true you think he might be CIA you know you gotta worry I don't know you gotta wonder people thought Sean people thought Sean Ryan was cool yeah I've heard people say that remember yeah that was a thing but then now people don't

doesn't seem like he is yeah unless they're being clever I just want to be able to have like a family and just like think that everybody's going to be able to live that would be nice yeah that's the thing about ideologies and tribes if it wasn't for ideologies and tribes the idea is that we should all be to live together. But the problem is it's not fair, the way the world's distributed. Yeah. You know the statistic about the 1% of the world?

$34,000. You make $34,000 U.S. dollars, you are in the 1% of the world. Yeah. That's crazy. I know, it's just tough sometimes to figure it out. You have to pray. That's what I'm trying to do. In order for us to get cheap jeans and an iPhone that only cost $1,000,000,

somebody has to get paid squat somebody has to get fucked over somebody has to work long hours and live in those Foxcon factories where they have nets to keep people from jumping off the roof you know? Yeah

bro you know when you're working in a place and there's so many people jumping off the roof that they just put nets up you got a problem that's not a fun work environment Hey Ron's hitting the nets guys Yeah Yeah, you're like you dumb motherfucker

Why you keep jumping in the net? I want to see what it feels like if I jump, but I know it's going to save me, but I want to jump. Somebody comes back from lunch break and they just have the net marks on their face and they're like, ah, you tried it. But, dude, it's just sad, man. It is sad.

And we're better than this. Yeah, humans overall are better than this. Thank you. Yeah. So people that are not acting better than this are not, they're not, I mean, I know we all have mistakes and we all do things that are fucked up, right? But like at a point where you're like,

We should all be doing better. Taking lives. And if it's not the regular people, I feel like it's the governments, man. 100%. It is. 100%. Because if it was just people, we'd all figure out how to get along. Unless you think those people are the infidels or those people or the Goyam or those people are the Jews or those people or the Arabs or whatever you decide those are the other.

The other. You decide to other a group of people. Yeah. Then it becomes a problem because it's us versus them. And then you're back to the same tribal bullshit that needs to turn us all trans. That's why we need to lose our gender and lose our primate dominant instincts

and all of our territorial instincts. Well, I told you I was going to mail my dick away. We're going to be all telepathic with big old heads and a little tiny mouse because we're not going to use them anymore because no one's going to have a dick to suck. You know that tiny rat like this? No one's going to have a clit to lick.

So you can have a hot time and you're communicating with your mind so your mouth is just going to atrophy. And you're going to get all your food through like a suck hole. You're going to have just a straw to eat all your food. They're going to figure out how to make perfect food where it's just like you don't have to go to a restaurant, eat chicken or have fish. No, no, no, no. Suck on a straw. Get all the nutrients you need in this fucking sludge.

And the sludge makes, it feels like an orgasm when you take it. That's why you get people to do it. They take it. It lights all their synapses up. Like when you hit that vape. Boy first thing in the morning. Give me head to that real quick. My man.

Let's go. This is the first hit, it's a good one. Give me a hit, ready? That popper right there, yeah. Hit that bitch, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's that first one. Yeah.

That's it. That tastes good. What's in that one? That's like a professional one. That's coffee. Ooh, that's delicious. That's a professional one, though. That's a trap.

Yeah, this one is for outdoors. It is for outdoors people. Outdoorsy. But it doesn't taste outdoorsy. It tastes like fake coffee. I'll leave it every if you do. Nope. I'm good.

One hits good. No, no, no. I know it's a slippery slope. I'll be pulling into the gas station to get an Escobar later. Those are the ones. Remember you were like you said you were hiding from yourself at night? I had to hide them for myself. They get me.

Sometimes I'd be ashamed. So I'd take a hit and I blow it into my shirt. I wouldn't want anybody to know I'm doing it. But your tight shirt that bitch fucking comes right out the armpits. That's why I wear a hoodie Just leave Put it over the top I'll wrap like a monk

But tell me Joe Like what are some Like give me some Like what are some things that Yeah that we can do To keep us In a space of Giving ourselves the best chance

To To feel human Because yeah One day you're going to go to a museum And there's going to be a smile in there Well it has to happen On an individual basis Right

Everybody has to be human to each other on an individual basis. And sometimes it takes something chaotic like a tragedy, like 9-11, for people to just be cool to each other. You know, I remember I've talked about this before, but post-9-11, everyone was so connected. Everyone was smiling. People were letting you get on the highway. They're letting you get in their lane. They were waving. Everyone had American flag on their car.

We've been attacked. We were united. You know, and it's just sad that it takes something like that for people to realize, like, this is a gift to be alive in this incredible country, at this incredible time in history. But we are under the rule of tyrants, you know, and I'm not saying this the US government's tyrant or no individual, but every government

that is in control of military that is involved these exchanges with other countries, they're run by tyrants. Someone's a tyrant, whether it's Putin or this guy or that guy or whoever is in charge of Iran right now. They keep the people on the street from using the internet. They kill all the protesters. That's the problem.

The problem is people in power. It's not people. People generally are good, especially when they're not starving. When they're not starving and they're not desperate and they're not being attacked, most people generally are good. Obviously dependent upon how you grew up and what you were exposed to when you were young and what kind of horrors did you have to see. Were you in a war-torn country?

You know, where you're in a third world place where the cartels run everything. Did you see those kids in Gaza with like they had like they were playing a doll and they were like it was like they loaded their doll up on a stretcher like they were fucking heartbreaking bro imagine like just the trauma if you lived in that place pre-October 7th it was not fun even back then it was an open air prison by most of cows yeah they were taking settlers homes they were just they'd come and knock into your home and then eventually just take it away well there's a This attitude that a lot of Israelis have that it's all theirs, you know. Here's an explanation. Tenfoil hat time, though. Dun, don't, don't. Exactly. Okay, this is a dude named Mike France.

It wasn't James Lee reporting. Mike Franco. Excuse me. This is the same stuff I've seen. It says October 10, 2025, exactly one month after Kirk's death. A catastrophic explosion destroyed building 602 at the accurate energetic systems facility in McEwen, Tennessee. the blast estimated to involve 23,000 pounds of explosives, killed 16 employees, injured several others, and registered as a 1.6 magnitude seismic event.

Yo! The U.S. Chemical Safety Board confirmed the site produced cast boosters and miniaturized-shaped charges for military and industrial use. Conspiracy theorists allege that AES was the manufacturer of the miniature-shaped charge used in Charlie Kirk's assassination. They point to a $425,000 Department of Defense contract awarded to AES in May of 2025 for extra small anti-personnel demolition charges, possibly used in covert operations, the timing of the explosion, just weeks after Charlie Kirk's death is fueled speculation that it was a deliberate cover-up to destroy evidence and eliminate the personnel with knowledge of the technology. So there's the pager attacks, the Lebanon pager attacks. here's my problem with that explanation, and I'm not saying that I'm right and they're wrong.

My problem is I don't see that thing exploding. Yeah. So that microphone, I don't see it exploding. I don't see fire coming out of it. If you have a gun and the gun goes off six inches from someone's neck like that, you're going to see a charge out of the gun. That's a great point. And if it's a small device without a barrel, something has to propel that energy. And that's an explosion.

And if it explodes, you're going to see it explode. Unless they've developed some sort of. of way of hiding that. Yeah. That I don't know about. But if I'm, but if they're talking about conventional gunpowder and what they use for bullet rounds,

that doesn't seem to make sense to me. Yeah. But I might be missing something. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's actually a great point that you said. Yeah. I agree with you. It's interesting.

Kind of, kind of seems like that thing with spark. Yeah. I mean, it's close to his neck. It's blowing his neck up. I mean, it seems odd that it can do that without fire. It doesn't make sense. But I might be missing something.

There might be some new technology that I'm not aware of. Let's find out that. Is there any technology that exists where you could have a projectile come out of a small thing like a microphone that's on someone's neck and not have fire? I don't know. I don't know. But there's also some stuff. Yeah, it should make your head hurt. But there's also probably some stuff that we're not hip to.

Oh, for sure, dude. Right. They come out with stuff all the time that we'll never see probably. Yeah, I mean, they have drones that look like bugs. They're like, yeah, it looks like a bug. That's crazy. But it's a fucking drone, a little itty-bitty drone. You're just sitting there spraying raid on something that's watching y'all fuck or whatever at night.

That's crazy. It's getting films. Christy Nome's husband. Oh, yeah, boy. He had them murpers on him, huh? What was he doing? Did anybody explain what that was about? Was it really just like a Halloween costume or something?

I thought it was probably. But then there's some other ones where he's kind of lipstick and he actually... But it could be he was fucking around for like a party or something like that. He was giving Kevin Spacey in a lot of this. You could feel like Kevin Spacey come doing some of those photos. But here's the question. Is that a costume he was wearing for funzies? Or is this like a dress-up thing?

This guy's a freak. That's what I thought it was this costume wearing for you. It could be because if it is a costume for funzies and then somebody finds it on your laptop, like, I can't explain. I can't just fucking around. I was doing Wanda from In Living Color. You know? Yeah. I ain't on the gossips.

You ain't heard her from me. I mean. Was that Wanda? No, which one was Wanda? I forget. Dude, how great was that show, dude? Amazing show. Did you love it?

Amazing show. Amazing show. One of the greats. Dude, we would go in our neighborhood afterwards. And me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne King, just guys off of my street. Dude, we'd go out there and impersonate all of the freaking character. That show was groundbreaking. So there was hundreds of messages, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then this was some of them. What do you mean, blah, blah, blah? What are the messages? Messages about what? I don't, I said there was three models of women. There's three women, so I think hundreds of messages reportedly sent by three women from the scene. Oh, Christy Nolm's husband.

Yeah, yeah. Didn't she just get let go or something? Hundreds of messages. Traded selfies. A woman who pledges to worship like a goddess, telling her you turn me into a girl. Before asking if he should put on leggings. Oh.

Okay, but is this, is this real, right? Or is, so the post has not confirmed the details reported by the mail. This is what mail? The Daily Mail? Yeah, that's originally reported that I think. Let me tell you something about the Daily Mail. They just made an article saying that I'm moving out of Austin. Oh. That I'm fed up with Austin. I'm moving out of Austin. That's not true. And that was published by the Daily Mail. Right. And also, didn't Christy Knoem just go where she got let go or something? Is that right? Yes. And not just let go, but involved

in a scandal. There's some sort of a money scandal. Sometimes this kind of shit follows that. It's It's hard to know, but he also looks like, who's that actor right there he looks like a little bit? What are those boobs? Those are crazy. Will Arnette or something? No, not Will Arnette. He's got crazy fake boobs. Like, they're nuts. They're just balloons. That's all it is? Yeah.

So how do we know? You got tricked easy, bro. Joe just got tricked, bro. Well, I don't think they're real. I mean, I thought they were like a fake one that you wore. But you was thinking about him. Oh, shit. She's jambon banning right there. Look at that shit. That's crazy to me, dude. So supposedly there's letters that he was sending a girl. that you make me dress up like a girl. But look, again, isn't it crazy that she's involved

in some sort of a scandal that's about money? And then this comes out. And then this comes out. I agree. You have to start to notice that. And then here's the craziest part. At a certain point. Forget about him.

Can you find out what she was let go for and what's involved in it? Because there was some sort of a campaign fund scandal or something that has to do something with money, a lot of money. Like millions, millions and millions. of millions of dollars and then all of a sudden this happens you gotta get a little suspicious in this day and age oh yeah it was the the campaign commercials she got in trouble for

because it's like they hired like someone she knew and they're like she was riding a horse through the fucking right but there's something about the money being inappropriately spent it's like a hundred million dollars or something a hundred million or 28 million I'm trying to find out of this article doesn't say let's not comment

until we have the specifics do you do you think that things would be any different with America's relationship in the Middle East right now if the if the Republicans hadn't won the election if Trump hadn't won or do you think it's all the same it's a good question it's you think it's all the same like jepetto's in the distance like running the strings and it's well the last administration funded the proxy war in Ukraine right 200 and they were so 200 firm tied to christie noem secretly got money from 220 million dollar DHS ad contracts Dude, for 220 million, you could put tits on my husband for 220 million, you know? But you know what I'm saying?

And I'm not even a gay guy. Right, but now they're painting her out to be a nutcase, right? Because her husband's a freak. So this firm, not saying that he's not a freak, right? He might really be in a dress not like a girl. That might all be real. That might be his thing. Let him cook.

You're going to make me put on leggings. He determined he might have auto gynafilia, right? So, but also that might be coming out because of this. And there's probably a bunch of people that got some money and they're like, let's try to make this ugly. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's scary, too, because it's like...

Who knows? I mean, we don't know anything about the case, right? We don't know anything about either case. The money missing or his fake tits. Yeah, I never read no fake tits. I mean, I've done some weird shit here in there. Steve, almost got a pair of fake tits. Did he?

Yeah. That's too much. I agree. That's too much. But he's in that, you know, the constant perpetual state of having to one-up himself. doing something more and more ridiculous every time. Do, what do you think is going to happen? You think we're going to be okay?

I hope so. Of course. I don't know. Do you think about it? I'm confused. I can't believe we went to this war. When we started bombing Iran, I was like, this can't be true. And what about Lebanon now?

I know. Israel's invaded Lebanon. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, just fucking stop. Like, what do you need? Well, they're trying to supposedly. They're trying to stop.

terrorists. That's crazy though if you're the fucking terrorist. You know what I'm saying? Like if you want to stop them, fucking stand in front of the fucking mirror and start there. But also what do I know? What do you know? You're right, I don't. But it's all just like, fuck, there's got to be some way that we're better than

this. They're saying that's like if this was found out by the story about Christian home's husband was found out by like a newspaper online. Allegedly. And that if they can find this out then obviously hostile intelligence services according to the CIA officer Mark Polymopolis

knows this stuff as well. If a media organization find this out, you can assume that a high degree of confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well. And a former CIA officer Mark Polymeropolis. Damaging information like this

can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence source. They approach the person and say, if you work with us, we won't expose this. And if you don't, we will. Hmm So he's posting these online And someone came across them

It's what it sounds like Well he might be a freak Who cares? Let him fucking cook a little Like I think a lot of those people That are involved in government Are freaks And I bet their husbands and wives Are freaks too

They're fucking weirdos They want to be in power Yeah it's crazy You want to wear leggings It's all crazy We just have to focus on the things That we can Like Matt McCusker

He started a garden It's like 10 to the garden That you can have You know He grows blueberries And he grows That's the way to do it He grew one, he actually grew one blueberry his first year.

During the congressional hearings, Christine Nome was probed about accusations of conducting a taxpayer-funded affair with her former aide, Corey Lewandowski, who has since left the Department of Homeland Security. Cory Lewandowski, dude, I was in a fucking fantasy football league with that guy. For real? Yes. Pull him up again, yeah. No kidding? Let me see a photo of him. Mother effer, dude.

She's pretty hot. See Lou, bro. Oh, this is different dude. Yeah, seems like a different dude. So that guy was the guy who is... Seleu ain't shit. Banging her. Okay.

Supposedly. Allegedly. Who knows? But again, when there's a bunch of money that's missing, and there's a scandal, hundreds of millions of dollars, weird shit starts getting tossed around. That's throw you a house of cards, baby. Go rewatch it. I think that's probably the most accurate depiction of how the government works.

Yeah. Kevin's a piece of fascinating guy. Well, everybody in that show was great. It was just like a really well-made show. Yeah. That show was fascinating. He did it. All right, dog, we got to wrap us up soon.

Dude, that's fine with me. I thought you were. I thought you were staying here because you're here. No, I love you. I love you too, man. But I have things I got to do. Me too. Are you going to be around tonight?

Are you going back? I might stop by. Bus boys in theaters, April 17th. So that's like two weeks from now. Let's fucking go. Two weeks in a few days. Yeah. Let's fucking go.

Thank you for letting me come in time. talk about it. I'm excited for you. And just to see you. Yeah, I'm excited too, man. I hope it kills it. Yeah, I just think it's... I'm sure it's going to be really funny with you and David Spade. We tried our... We did a good job. I'm sure. Dude, he's so funny. Yeah, I'm sure it's going to be awesome. But, um, thank you for everything, dude. And it's good to see you. And it's good to see you. Yeah. Come by tonight. Let's hang out. I'll come by. I have a show tonight, but I'll come by. I'm at this moody theater. I'm practicing for my special, so I got to get ready. Um, what time you you at the moody? We'll be there till I'm going to be in, I'll be there for

while okay i'll come by and say half all right all right beautiful good to see you Jamie thank you so much busboys April 17th go watch it we love you guys bye