The Joe Rogan Experience - #2548 - Brian Simpson

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

Brian Simpson is a comedian, writer, host of the “Bottom of the Barrel” comedy show at the Comedy Mothership, and host of the podcast “BS with Brian Simpson.” His special “Live from the Mothership” is available on YouTube.https://youtu.be/NqK1gyTYt8Mhttps://www.youtube.com/@bswithbriansimpsonhttps://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/rogan or through my promo code ROGAN. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe Rogan podcast, checking out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Hey, what's up, Brian? Here to promote the new special. That's right. Or the old special. The old special that is now available on YouTube as well.

Now available on YouTube. Live from the mothership. Yeah. At the mothership. That has one of my all-time favorite bits in it. What is it? Wop. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's one of my all-time favorite bits. because it's such a great arc. You know, it's got a lot of detail to it, and then it comes back around. Oh, yeah. I'll probably never write anything better than that. Oh, it's a great bit. You will, you will.

But it is an inspired piece of material. You know, sometimes you're haunted by a bit where you're like... Oh, yeah. And every now and then somebody walk up and you go, you know my favorite joke where yours is? And you're like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it's cool.

It's cool. I'm excited, man. We already at like 300,000 views. I'm trying to get a million. Let me get a million. Well, after this, it'll boost up for sure. And it was really good. It's a great special, man.

It's hard. It's hard to, a special never feels like it feels in the room because you're not in the audience. You're at home. So it's always like, even a great special is like 60 to 70% of what it feels like to be there. Oh, yeah. When you're there, it's always better. But then it's hard to be relaxed because you know that there's fucking cameras on you and you got to nail this. You know the analogy I use is like, it's a difference between watching porno and then

watching those same two people have sex right in front of you. You know, it's the exact same thing as happening. Right, right, right, right. It's way crazier. People are fucking right in front of you. Yeah, it's a whole different, it's a whole different vibe. Right, right. Yeah.

It's hard to get them down. You know, there's a lot of great comics that don't have a great special. And it's just, it's hard. It's hard to nail it. I mean, it's hard to nail it. It's hard to know when to make it happen. It's hard to be in the right mind. Yeah, yeah, all those things

Yeah, but once you knock one out Yeah, once you knock one out Once you get a really good one If you're doing, I always like to film four if possible And then once you have one in the can Then you're free Once you have one that's done You're like all right, this is all a regular show now

Now I could be free Well, that's the advice you gave me before I'm glad I did that too But it was funny is The first one was the one where you ended up Because you're inspired but also there's less pressure You don't feel You know you have more chances.

Yes. So you're free. You're free. You're inspired. It's just when you have to do one. Like there's a lot of great specials like Bill Hicks Relentless, the one he did in London. God, it feels like he's tense. It doesn't feel, it doesn't feel like loose, like relaxed.

It feels like he's very aware he's being filmed. You think he only shot the one? I think so. Yeah, because it was a huge theater, you know? And back then, that's what they used to do. Back then, people would shoot one special. They would film one show. You know?

That feels, that's crazy. I remember when I first started two in two days, people are like, God, that's gonna cost you so much more. I'm like, better that, better that have peace of mind. Oh yeah. But then what did I do? I went and did a live one, so. That I would never do it. That scares the shit out of me.

Scared the shit out of me too. That's why I did it. I wanted to see what it's like if I could do a, it felt like a regular show. It felt like a total regular show. Yeah, you prefer that? It's exciting. There's something thrilling about it. Also, I hate editing.

I don't want to watch myself. I hate it. I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it. It's good to watch because you get disgusted with yourself and you fix things. That was the hardest part for me. It's hard. Yeah, I mean, film, all the films of stuff like, Chris, but I don't think I turned in the final one to like four months later.

Duncan filmed one a long time ago. He still doesn't done anything with it. Yeah. He's like, I don't want to look at it. It's hard, man. And the thing is, what you go understand is, like, the longer you go, the harder it is. Oh, yeah. Because you.

you are a different person. You know, you're judging yourself. You're looking back like the sound of your voice, the mistakes you made, the way your hands are moving, the tag you thought of after you've wrapped. Yep. You know, it's like all.

That's the biggest torture. Oh, yeah. Those are the torturous ones. It's almost like the moment you film, you have to abandon it. If you really want to fuck with a comic, give them a great tag after they don't film this. I know, I know you can't use this.

Yeah. So, Jamie, what were you telling me about Moses? I tell you we got to save that. Holy shit, is it hot in here? Is it me? It's a little warm. Let me check that first. But I was outside.

You know, I just... It's not bad. 62. I just read the thing about this... The CTE Foundation? They just released a study. Basically, they got every NFL player that died between... 2016 and 2021.

It was like 800 of them or something like that. And they asked their families to donate their brains. So the families donated about a quarter of, about a quarter of the family said yes. And like 90 plus percent of the brains had CTE. Yeah. So the best they can say for sure is that about a quarter of all those NFL players have CTE. because it's definitely more than that because that's all they gave them.

Right. So, but out of the quarter, 90%. Over 90%. Yeah, I... You know, they've found CTE in high school kids. Well, that's, yeah, that's the next one. High school, high school football, all the way up. High school, college.

Can I send it to you, Jamie? I got it because Adam Schaefter tweeted it and, like, worded it weirdly, and people got mad about it. that but yeah man it's spooky sometimes I see like an old fighter on Twitter just screaming into the wind and I'm like what is that guy going through um there's a study in the British medical journal that came out like this week or last week what were we just looking at we're just looking at something different was on ESPN oh study at least 25% of NFL players in sample had CTE so 878 players that appeared in one

at least one NFL game and died in a six-year period at least 25% at CTE. So this is, this study drew on samples donated between 2008-2020-193% of which have been diagnosed with CTE, then narrowed the sample based on when donations were highest. In fact, through the demographic data and information from death certificates, the estimate of 25% is on the low end. Yeah.

Said Dr. Daniel Denechever, the study's lead author, the study found the maximum possible prevalence of CTE was around. around 97%, but the true rate is somewhere in the middle. Yeah, that 3% is just the kickers. Yeah, right? Mm-hmm. Right? It's got to be.

Yeah, right? Like, everybody else is getting hit. There's no way. Who's that guy that got diagnosed with CTE? Right here? Yeah. I don't know if he's current. So the thing is these guys are getting diagnosed now while they're alive.

And not just CTE, but is it MS? What did Chris, what's C2K have? Chris Johnson, he was, is it MS, I think? The thing that people would ice bucket challenge. ALS? ALS. Oh, Jesus. That's what Stephen Hawking had.

It's also a high prevalence of that. Oh, my God. A high prevalence of ALS. But again, make sense. You're getting hit in the head all the time. All sorts of things are probably going, wire up there. I mean, a amount of times these guys get hit. So everybody thinks about concussion, but sub-concussive head trauma is just as bad. What is sub-concussive?

Where you don't get a concussion. You just get banged in the head and you think you're okay because you don't have a concussion, but you're still doing damage. Oh, yeah. You know who gets CTE? Soccer players. From heading the ball. Oh, yeah, I bet. How crazy is that? Thousands and thousands and But you would never imagine that a rubber ball could hurt your brain. You would think, ah, it's fine. Point, it doesn't even hurt. You know, what's weird is that, what's weird is how okay it is to make fun of it. Oh, CTE?

Yeah. It's become the new R word, you know, where it's like, it's like you can just say, like, CTE is the punchline. Well, you know why? It's because it's brutish men. And nobody feels bad for brutish. Yeah, nobody feels bad for brutish. men. People always feel bad for women.

That's why this lady killed her kids. And everyone's like, oh my God, she needed help. Imagine if a single father killed his kids. Do you think there been any dads out there? We get it. We understand. Absolutely. I also get sad. I said, I should put the joke out, but I said it on stage yesterday.

But when I, so I don't follow this news. So when I first heard it, so basically she strangled her three kids. Yeah. Right? and then she tried to kill herself. She cut her throat and her wrist and then she jumped out the window. Didn't do a good job.

Right. She failed. She ended up paralyzed. And I said, and this is, I just said, I feel like she doesn't have good problem solving skills because you was three for three on the strangulation and then when you try to kill yourself, you use an unproven methods.

Why would you, why not strangle yourself? You are definitely good at that. Yeah, hang yourself. Yeah. So I don't know if she really wanted it. I don't know. She looks fucking crazy. I mean, you can't tell looking in someone's eyes, really.

They're under stress. They're in court. They're going to be going to jail for the rest of their life, most likely. So there's a lot of stress. But, boy, she looked crazy. But when you're dealing with somebody that's out of it, you could tell. But she chased her son down. She chased him down to strangle him.

He ran away from her. Did she say that? It's in the case. Oh, man. You know, I think if those ladies could see the crime scene and see those dead kids, with their fucking vacant eyes staring up because their mother took their life. The last fucking thing that they saw

was their mother standing over them, choking them to death. I don't think they would feel so bad. I think everybody that's saying free Lindsay. People are out of their fucking mind right now. If she get free, they should have to let her babysit. Buh. Let her watch her kids.

She's out of her fucking mind. The world is out of its fucking mind. It's like more of these things come up where you're like, this can't be real. This can't be real. And it is real. More of these things are. Like, people are.

showing up in support of a woman who killed her children. I don't care how rough it was. The ability to kill your children is crazy. That's a level of crazy that anyone who has kids, you know how much you love them, what you would do to save them, what you do to protect them from harm. The idea that you can get to a point

where you could strangle your kids and chase your son. Make sure that's true, that she chased her son down. I'm pretty sure it's true. People are making up like conspiracies that it was actually the husband. You know, that's how badly they want her to not be responsible, even though she's already admitted it. Well, I think there's conspiracies about every fucking thing that's ever existed.

There's so many morons out there with a hot take, including me. There's a lot of dumbasses that have terrible hot takes. Not me. I'm pretty much always right. I'm pretty much always on the mind. Did you take the COVID vaccine? Yeah, a few times. And then shut the fuck out.

Oh, you think we, you still don't believe, vaccines? Not that one. Oh, not that one. That one didn't do a goddamn thing. That one didn't do a goddamn thing. It didn't protect you from transmission. It didn't protect you from infection. And it opened you up to a host of different problems. Got me a long vacation, though. Yeah, I think we need another one. We need another pandemic. I want to stay in the house for six months. Just stay in the house for six months. Look, if that's what you like to do, then just do it. Yeah, but I don't want to feel guilty about it. So you're willing, you're like Fauci. You want to sacrifice the entire world for your own benefit.

What did he get out of it, though? A lot of fear right now. That's what he got. That guy doesn't sleep right now. You could see the look on his face when he had to testify and plead the fifth. He feels the weight of what he did because the world knows what he did now.

But what did he do? Well, first of all, he funded gain of function research when it's illegal. So when Obama put a stop to it, he went through the Eco Health Alliance and they backdoored it. And they funded this creation of these new virus.

They take a virus and make it more transmissible and more dangerous. What's the purpose of that? Who knows? Okay. There's a lot of people that think it's weapons and that this is biological weapons research. And what they're trying to do is develop specific targeted viruses that they can inflict on a population. We know they have done that before. They've experimented with like certain bugs and infect these bugs.

diseases and then drop them out of helicopters onto civilization so that it wipes out people and wipes out their medical system, everybody gets sick. They know they did that on Plum Island, which is right near where Lyme, Connecticut is. And that's the suspicion where Lyme disease came from. Lyme disease, this is why it's called Lyme disease because people started being diagnosed with it in Lyme, Connecticut. And it's literally like a hop, skip, and a jump from Plum Island where they do this fucking research on bugs where they take bugs and infect them with different diseases to make them,

you know, so they can use them in warfare. That's the idea. The idea was that they would, say if we're going to war with the country, you fly overhead, dump all these bugs that are infected. People get bit. It starts to spread, gets in the other bugs. Their medical system gets overwhelmed. Their fighting age population gets overwhelmed.

Scary shit, man. These motherfuckers have been doing this kind of research. for a long time. But it's like, look, if you're a comedian, you, your phone's ringing. If you're a comedian, you tell jokes. If you're a fucking researcher, you do research. And if your research is gain of function research to me. And by the way, they never came up with a cure for any of these things.

The idea is we're going to study these diseases, then make them more transmissible. So we understand how to prevent infection and how to cure people. They didn't have a cure. When COVID got released, they had no fucking idea what to do. the whole thing was a mass fuck up either on purpose or by accident but either way Fauci lied and he lied through the entire media thing first of all he lied about the miscarriage risk for women in the first trimester in a text message you won't have a more yeah for sure in a in a text message he talked about how the cytokine storm during the

first trimester seems to there seems to be a signal that indicates a higher risk of of miscarriage and then months later he's on TV telling it's totally safe for pregnant women. In fact, it's more risky for you to get COVID. What's the cytokine storm? What is that? Cytokine storm is a reaction to the vaccine. And I don't know the specifics,

but I know that this is exactly how he described it. And that particularly during the first trimester, I mean, there's like a high risk of miscarriage. It's very high. I know five women that had miscarriages. When they, after they got vaccinated. they got pregnant, got vaccinated, had a miscarriage. And he knew about it.

He fucking knew about it and lied. He lied about the transmission. He lied about the risk for children. He lied about everything. The necessity for children to get vaccinated. Is he lied about that? No, because Biden gave him a full pardon for all crimes that he may have committed from 2014 to 2024. He gave him a 10-year pardon for the first time ever where someone's been pardoned where they're not convicted of a crime.

Usually when you're pardoned, it's like, you know, you did a little of this, he did a little of that, you went to jail for tax evasion and whatever. And then the guy gets in and goes, ah, he donated to the Democrats or he donated to the Republicans and he's a good guy. I'm leaving office. I'm going to let this guy out. And people go like, hey, how did he get out? They yell for a couple days. Then it goes away. And then you live in Florida.

That's normal. Right. But this is different. This is different. He pardoned a bunch of members of his family that had not been convicted of any crime or even accused of any crimes. He pardoned his son. He pardoned the Fauci one, though, because that's 10 fucking years. For 10 fucking years from 2014, which is when Obama put the moratorium on gain of function research.

Obama came in as like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, why are we making viruses more dangerous? No. We're not spending money on this. Obama stopped it. And then when the Trump administration, and he kept doing it through Eco Health Alliance, but then when the Trump administration came along, it was all fucking chaos in 2016. And it's very important that we do research on these viruses to make sure that we're protected.

And so Trump was like, sounds good. I like it. And then it gets through. I don't know exactly if that happened. I know that Obama, I know Obama put a. moratorium on it in 2014. I know he's accused of going through the EcoHealth Alliance to fund gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute.

Is he in the Epstein Files? I don't think so. He likes killing people. He doesn't like fucking him. Oh, guys, he's a scary dude. He's a scary dude, man. I mean, this is the same dude during the AIDS crisis that was giving people AZT,

which killed people quicker than cancer when they were using it as a chemotherapy drug. They stopped using it as a chemotherapy drug because it was killing people quicker than the cancer was. but it was already approved. So when AIDS came along, they're like, look, instead of going through this long trial to come up with a medication

and you have to go five years or all this fucking shit you have to do to get FDA approval, we've got a drug already. Let's just start using that. And they started using AZT, a toxic chemotherapy drug. And they used it for people that were asymptomatic. So people had no symptoms,

but they tested positive for HIV. They gave them AZT, and they were dead in six months. I wonder, why didn't we lock down for that? If we'd all stop fucking for like a year and a half, we would have got AIDS up out of here. Something big is coming. On September 2nd, Draft King's Game Day arrives with massive deals, exclusive deals, and an all-day celebration built for sports fans. The countdown has begun.

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Limited time offer. I have a sneaking suspicion that there's a guy he died recently. The guy Peter Dewsberg, who was out of the University of California, Berkeley. When did he die? He's the other guy that... He was... At the bone marrow transplant? No, no, no.

He... Earlier this year. January. Earlier this year. Should have had him back on again. I had him on early in the day, and people got... so mad at me. So he's a professor of biology at the University of California, Berkeley, tenured professors, so they couldn't fire him. But lost all his research grants, lost everything.

Because during the AIDS crisis, he pointed out that all these people that are in the gay community that are suffering from, you know, air quote, AIDS are also hardcore drug users. They're all party drug users. They're all using amyl nitrate and crystal math. And they're all, they're destroying their immune system with this stuff and then they get HIV. His contention was that HIV, and I don't know if this is true, I'm sure a lot of people disagree, but I'm just saying what he believed. His contention was that HIV was actually not responsible for AIDS, but was in fact a weak virus that was only showing up in the immune systems of people that were already compromised. So these people were severely compromised because they were heavy drug users. And that's what was

fucking up their immune system. That's what was fucking up their life. So he said that in the 80s? Oh, yeah. There's tons of articles. I mean, he printed it. I think, God, it was it, was it Spin Magazine that had this whole thing about it? He wrote books on it.

But he was basically rendered persona non grata. He was basically lost all his grants. Didn't have any, you know, no students wanted to like study under him. He was, he was a pariah because of his position. They said it was homophobic. They said all these crazy things. things, but he was saying, look, there's nothing to do with gay or straight. What I'm telling you is this group of people that you're attributing this disease to also are hardcore drug users. You're not

seeing this. Like when they say AIDS in Africa, do you think they're testing all those people for HIV with a fucking, with a PCR test? No, they're malnourished. They're dying of starvation. So his theory is that you have to already have a weekend for your HIV to progress to AIDS. Exactly. He was saying the reason we're saying, why these people have HIV is not because they have HIV's killing them. The IVs. Their immune system is already destroyed, so that's

why HIV is not fought off by the body. It's very weird because he's full of shit. Okay, we know he's full of shit. He's a liar. He's a proven liar. He lied about the gain of function research. He lied about the transmission, lied about the potential of the vaccine

to stop infection and transmission. He lied about how deadly it was for kids. He lied about the death rate. It was proof of all of this. I remember when you sent me that book, it was like, who wrote that book? Which one? RFK Jr.?

The Real Anthony Fauci? Was that a book you sent me? Like, this was like during the pandemic or right after the pandemic. You got to read this. Probably. That was it. I never read it.

You should listen to the audio version. I just don't think he's that interesting. Who? Because, Dr. Fauci? Yeah, because he's not. Well, here's something that it should interest you. He used this AIDS vaccine on foster kids in New York and killed them. Really?

Yes. They experimented. on foster children in New York State and killed them with this vaccine that he was trying. He was trying to develop a vaccine for, air quotes, AIDS. And in doing so, he killed a bunch kids. So why they can't put him in prison for that?

Because no one's chasing after him for that. No one's chasing after him for anything other than the most recent thing. But the more you dig into this guy, and if you read the real Anthony Fauci by RFK Jr., that book is fucking horrifying. Well, if they start a lot of people up for what they did to foster children, there's going to be a lot of motherfuckers

going to prison. Right. Yeah, I bet you, that's where they start experimenting. Of course. They have no parents. They have no parents and their children and they can't say shit. No one's going to believe them. They didn't know better and they tell, oh, this is going to make you feel better. Exactly.

Yeah. And they're probably already troubled. So, you know, and they're probably already have health problems because they're probably not getting good nutrition. They're probably under stress all the time and fuck, man. They're probably parents were drug addicts or alcoholics. That's a distinct possibility. It's fucking, the book is horrible. And I always say, look, if it's not true, why hasn't anybody sued him?

anybody sued him. That's a good point. I mean, he's the head of HHS now. I mean, I don't think he's wrong. And I had the same opinion of him that a lot of people have on him. You don't think who's wrong. I thought, RFC Jr. I don't think he's wrong. I think it's very well researched and I think he's

telling the truth about all this. And when I was, you know, a quote unquote liberal when I was living in California, I thought he was a kook. When he was talking about vaccines and all this, I thought he was just an anti- vaccine, anti-science nutter that also happened to be a Kennedy.

See, that's how I feel about him. Because you don't pay attention to what he says. That is a good point. Yeah. Because it's hard to listen to. It's hard to listen to him. Well, if you hear his voice. Yeah.

But the thing is the book is written and then someone else reads it. So it's not he, that would be torture. When you talk like that and then you say some crazy shit? Yeah. You sound like a. Yeah, exactly. Like a troll or so. Well, the thing about him that's really interesting is,

He was a well-respected guy for the longest time because he was an environmental attorney. And what he was doing was stopping corporations from polluting rivers. Like he's responsible for cleaning up the East River in New York State, in New York City. He's literally responsible for that. Like he held those, he went to court, he held those people accountable, made them clean it up. Like, he was a legit guy. And then these women kept showing up at some of these events that he had where he would give speeches on the toxic poisons, mercury in the ground,

all these different things that are the problems of pollution that enters into communities. And these ladies started saying, you need to look at mercury in vaccines. And he was like, what fucking crazy bitches? I'm not listening. And like this woman literally showed up and said, I'm not leaving unless you read this.

And he's all right, well, let me look at it. And then he started looking in and he was like, holy fuck. And then when you see the, when they rate, first of all, the biggest mistake they ever did was give these vaccine manufacturers complete immunity. So is he the reason we don't use mercury in the vaccines anymore? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Well, they use a different kind of mercury and then

they started using them. They used methyl mercury and ethyl mercury. I forget which one. And one of them, they said it leaves the body quicker. But the problem with that is it also crosses the blood-brain barrier. Like any amount of mercury is bad. Then they started using aluminum. You know, the way, do you know how a vaccine works? I mean generally, roughly. Yeah, so you have an inert virus and then you have an irritant and the irritant is like aluminum

and your body reacts to that and then recognize the virus and builds immunities towards that virus, the dead virus that's in the vaccine. And they were using mercury as this irritant as this thing that causes this immune response and mercury is fucking terrible

for you. Did you see the thing they just found something? It's going to be, it potentially could be the first the first thing in history to be the cure and its own vaccine. They found like frog venom. Yes. I'm sorry, no, bacteria in a frog's gut. Yes.

Something Americana's. I forget what it was. Here's one thing important before we get off the vaccine, autism thing. The guy who wrote the study that's often quoted about vaccines not causing autism just got arrested for fraud. The guy that's often... So the scientist whose paper, they quote when they say, here's the proof that vaccines don't cause autism.

See if you can find that article. He just got arrested for fraud. What kind of fraud? We're going to find out. But people around Fauci, this is what's interesting, that don't have a pardon from Biden are getting arrested now. And that's interesting. They're being tried and they're being tried.

and they're being charged. So it's going to get weird. And that guy, he feels the heat. Autism vaccine, Richard, arraigned in the United States. Danish physician co-authored work demonstrating no links between childhood vaccines and autism. And what is he arraigned for? Co-authored key papers demonstrating no links

between childhood vaccines, autism, was arraigned on federal wire fraud and money laundering charges after his extradition from Germany, the Department of Justice said. He was a co-author of a 2002 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that offered strong evidence based on a cohort of 500,000 Danish children that refuted the hypothesis that measles, mumps, and rebellion of vaccination

caused autism. Who hasn't done a little money laundering? Yeah. He's a dirty guy, and he probably was getting paid to make that study, and there's a long history of scientists doing that all the way back to the scientists that were paid off by the sugar industry to show that it was cholesterol and saturated fat that was causing heart attacks and not sugar. They pay these guys $50,000.

That's it? That's it. In like whatever year it was. And these guys fucked us up. Man, you can get a couple senators for $50,000. Oh, you get a lot of people. You get a lot of people for $100K. That's the right amount.

Well, what have they done here in Texas with the fucking THC ban? Who's asking for that when 70% of the 60% of the 60%? state wants it to be legal and somehow or another they made it illegal and the alcohol lobby is involved and they've been losing money. You know, alcohol companies are losing money right now. People are drinking a lot less. Texas runs on drugs. It's crazy to people that pretend like pretend otherwise.

It's like everyone's always on something. Well, if they're not on something illegal, they're on something legal. And that's where it gets weird. Like who decides what's legal and what's not legal? Like all the border states get high. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all the states get out.

But the border states, especially, that's where the drills are coming in. Listen, you could just go to the doctor and say, I can't concentrate and they'll give you Adderall. Yeah? It's so easy to get Adderall. They'll put you on some powerful shit. They'll put you on speed. You can crush it up and snort it, and it's totally legal. Yeah.

I mean, half the college kids, they're going to adderol and check. Half the high school kids. High school kids are saying they have ADD and they're getting Adderal. I know this for a fact The thing is I do have it I can't take that shit It fucks me up What do you mean you have ADD?

I've been I was diagnosed with that shit And I was like What does that even mean? I don't know I don't even think it's real But every time they've tried To give me medicine for it

I don't like this I think it's just You think different than other people That's all it is And you're bored with stupid stuff That you don't want to pay attention to But you could focus like a motherfucker When you like something right

Oh yeah Yeah It's a superpower When I like something Or when there's a sense of urgency. Like if it's like, oh, it's got to happen right in a second. Yeah, I can focus.

Yeah. When you actually have to do something other than you have some shitty job where they tell you what to do. Like, fuck this. Oh, you have ADD. You can't focus. No, but yeah, the problem, I don't have a problem focusing. I just, it's just what I can focus on.

Yeah, exactly. It's like if it doesn't, if it's not interesting to me, then I'm just. That's not a disease, man. It depends on who you ask. That's the problem. You know, it's a disease when your boss wants you to do something. What the fuck is wrong with her? You know?

I got ADD. Or when I got to fill out an applicant. I'll tell you, that, if you had to fill out a form to get in the heaven, I'm going to be burning up in hell. I hate paperwork. Like, I just can't fucking do it. I just can't fucking do it.

Yeah, that's not ADD. Like, I really got to, I really got, well, no, this is just a separate pet peeve of mine. I really can't, because it's always for no reason. It's always someone asking you information that they already have. Right. They'll mail a form to your house and you got to put your address on it. I get crazy when I go somewhere and like you want to buy a tire or something like that and they want, can you give us your email address? Like no. So you don't believe in ADD at all? No. You just don't think most people have it. No, I think most people just don't want to concentrate on the things that are boring to them and I don't think that's a disease. I think, listen, you could use a little discipline and it'd probably be good to learn how to count. There's some stuff that's good, but the actual disease.

disease? What does that mean? It's a disorder that disease. Okay. Okay. Disorder. But even a disorder. By whose standards? By society standards, it wants you to have a boring-ass job that you don't like or concentrate in boring ass classes that you're not enjoying. He can't concentrate. He's got ADD. The fucking class is boring. I bet if you get that kid in front of a video game, he can concentrate like a motherfucker. They probably, they probably call it a disorder because most people don't have that problem. I don't think most. people don't have it. I think a lot of people have it. Yeah, I think if you go to the doctor, they'll tell you you have it. Like even the kids that get their ass beat, they still can't focus. Like, you know, they call it, they let your mama come in class and watch you. Yeah, but they're just bored, man. They're bored. It's not a disease. If you give those kids

something they like, like it's a game that they like, I bet if there's a sport they like to do, I bet they love that. I bet they're like focused on that. School is fucking boring. It's boring and it's frustrating for children that are filled with energy. to have to sit down. I remember this guy I used to listen to, what was his name, Tom Hartman, I think? But I remember hearing him talk about a school they had way back in the day in the Northeast that would, like before they started calling it ADHD,

but they would go get these kids that couldn't focus and they would put them all in this one school and they talked completely differently. Like they would let you, they would let them kind of just do. Like if they had a question, that's when they would learn whatever they needed to learn to answer that question. It wasn't like a super structured curriculum. So they got to only do what they were interested in and they would have to learn the basics

before they could finish whatever they were actually interested in. And it worked out. I don't know why, I forget why it ended up getting shut down, but it was almost like Professor X's Academy. You know, they would go find these weird kids and bring them all to this one place. But that, like you said, it doesn't fit into the standardized, you know, school isn't for you to fucking get smart.

It's to teach you how to be a worker. Exactly. And it was developed by the Rockefellers for that specific reason. Really? Yeah, it was engineered to turn you into a worker. It's not to educate you the most effective way possible. It's to make sure that you can get a job. It's like they just want to turn you into someone they can use. Well, then now they're shipping all the jobs overseas.

The problem with whenever the pharmaceutical drug companies are involved, they have such a grip on the media and such a grip on the medical establishment. There's so much money involved that they will come up with discharacterial. that they need to medicate you for because they're extremely profitable. And that's the problem. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, but that's every industry. But it doesn't mean Adderall is not awesome. I bet it's great.

This is, like, I feel like the world is just a series of scams. There's a lot of that. It's like, whatever scam are you in on? Yeah, yeah, I mean, everything's kind of a scam. Yeah. No? Not everything. No.

Farms aren't a scam. We're a nation of scammers. You give people money to give you eggs. That's not. scam. There's a lot of things that aren't scams. I mean, yeah, yeah, I guess, I mean, listen, if you could buy eggs directly from the farmer, then you're not getting scammed. The thing about money and power is at

the highest levels, like when you get into government, when you get into enormous corporations that can affect government, then you're going to get a lot of scams because they're just trying to make as much money as possible. That's a problem. Like, I don't think it was ever intended for like, for politician to

be like your job for senator to be like lifetime lifetime crazy and then all of sudden you have hundreds of millions of dollars through a method no one could really explain why you're so good at the stock market and if I just if I just follow all your

mayor all your stock trades perfectly yeah regardless of party or somehow I get you ever talk to DeRosa about it DeRosa used to work for the Senate in Texas and he's got crazy stories crazy stories about how much money these people are getting and this and that and go and do this and go and do that and getting paid to do this and pay to do that that's most of what their job is is fundraising and collecting money from people oh yeah and I and I made the mistake of because I you know I never give politicians money like ever it just doesn't make sense to me to give a rich motherfucker money they're like I need your money I need money right I need you to go get me but I don't donate to them hardly ever and I made the mistake I sent a politician money recently

and then they just never stop asking. Just every week. As soon as you put your email down, they just, from every week, guys, we need, I just need one more dollar. I was like, I'm not giving you no fucking money. They were trying to raise money

for the Democratic Party right after Kamala lost. They were sending out emails. They're always all in constant. That's why the political party, needs to constantly keep you scared because that's the only way they can make sure you give them money. They tell you the sky is falling. If we can't defeat them, it's the end of the world.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a dirty business, man. Yeah, there's people that are struggling that are still giving politicians money. Have you seen those people that aren't really giving politicians money, but they're listed as giving politicians money? And they think it's like NGO money that they've funneled money through,

pretending that these people are donating money. And so they can use NGO money and then funnel it into these political parties. And then they knock in these people's doors. And they say, hey, did you donate $25,000 to the Democratic Party? And they're like, no. I don't have $25,000. But they donated at one point in time many, many years ago. So they have their name on a list, non-governmental organization.

So this is one of the things that doge when, you know, Elon came in and cleaned up all this U.S.A.D. stuff, this is part of what was going on, as a lot of it is just money laundering. You're taking a bunch of government funds and you have all these different non-government organizations to get money from the government, and then the money's moving in this very cyclical way. And one of the ways they think they were doing it was finding a bunch of people on these lists of people that had donated before and then attributing money to them that they never donated. So if you gave them $5, they would say you gave $100. Well, they weren't even given any money, but they were using, because they don't get like a receipt. So they just said, oh, Billy Smith donated $25,000. Then they knock on Billy Smith's door.

Did you donate $25,000 to the Republicans? Like, fucking no. What are you talking about? So they were just using the fact that they had this guy on a list. They had all this money that Elon was talking about billions and billions and billions of dollars. It was written that they have no receipts for. They have no idea where it went. And some of that is like moving around.

Some of it's going to Ukraine I bet you that my fucking got a rude awakening Actually I remember talking to you about this was on here About when he first started doing it I was like as soon as he started fucking with that real money He's gonna be up out of there Oh yeah I thought it was gonna happen when he went to the Pentagon

But it's like as soon as you still you can't hear You're not allowed to fuck with the real scams Right you can do the surface stuff You can do stuff that helps poor people But you can't you start fucking with rich people money They're gonna get your ass gone Well he was saying that when you get into like the Medicaid fraud he was legitimately worried that he was going to get killed because there was so much money

there's so much fraud you know you don't hear him talking about that shit no more do you well you know what it cost his company a lot of money it cost his political reputation he there was a lot a lot of people turned on him after that where he was like a free speech freedom fighter before that and you know and this guy who is just like you know people loved him they they love the fact that he's he's our modern day Nicola Tesla. He's the guy who's making electric cars and rockets and all these different things. I think that

he's going to learn, like, getting in bed with politicians is going to always fuck you over. Because they use people. They don't give them. They're not your friends. That's true. Yeah, as soon as you ain't useful no more, they throw you in the fucking trash. But if you don't get in bed with them, somebody else

does, and then you get fucked. And that's what people get scared of. They're like, well, listen, there's a reality here. If I can affect it in a positive way, I probably should. And the USAID thing was wild. Because, you know, you think of USAID and you think of it. You know who Mike Benz is? No.

I'll send you some shit if you're interested. But he's done the most extensive work on USAID. And what he basically said was USAID was for things that were too dirty for the CIA. And a lot of it is regime change overseas. So you think of USAID as aid, right? Right. It's not. It's agency for insati.

international development. It's a regime change organization. It funds rebel groups in other countries. It funds rebel groups. So it's like a, it's a front? It's a front, yeah. And it's not just one front. USA funds who knows how many NGOs.

Who knows how many non-governmental organizations. India has some fucking insane number of NGOs. The number of NGOs are so crazy. It's like one forever million people in India, and there's a billion people in India. So it might be crazier than that. It's crazy how many NGOs are. So there's so many non-government organizations.

It's so hard to keep track of it all. Again, I'm butchering this. I don't have the facts available at my fingertips, but I could send you some of the Mike Ben stuff. But the purpose of the NGO is to funnel money. Funnel money. Okay. Not always.

I mean, some of them are sure actual charities. There's good people out there that are involved in charities. You know, there's good organizations. Sea Shepherds, awesome. They're awesome. What do they do? Those are the people that are trying to prevent whaling. trying to bust people whaling.

Because like some of countries, there's a way they can get around whaling by saying it's for research. I think Japan does that and they bust them. And then they're using them commercially. They kill whales. And these guys do a great job. I mean, there's real charitable organizations that are real, doing real philanthropy. They're real good people out there. But then there's also scumbags.

And they realize that there's a lot of this money flowing around, you know, for aid. That's what you kept hearing. Oh, these children are starving. Listen, man, you need to look at what the real money was going towards. And you'd freak out. You'd freak out. A lot of his regime change. You seen that meme when a guy was like, corruption is not bad.

And only when I am not involved. You know what I'm talking about? No. He's like, who's that? Idi Amin? No. I don't think he was a famous dictator or whatever. It was like this African politician.

He was just telling people, on the news like corruption is not bad. Let me hear this dude. Let me hear it. If I'm part of that corruption, corruption is not bad. Corruption is only bad if I'm not involved.

Yes. But if I'm part of that corruption, I defend it. Okay, he's not talking about him. I guarantee you that guy is talking about people who are corrupt who defend corruption. Really? I think they're taking him out of context. I don't think he's really saying that. You know what's funny? I've actually never

looked into it. If I thought about that, that guy doesn't look like a scumbag, the way he's saying it to me, just my instinct, I could be wrong. Who is he, Jeremy, you know? Watch him. He's a massive thief. I'm totally wrong. Human rights activists. Samson, Olimba, oh, gozio. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What was the context of that quote? Listen, he's a human rights activist. Let's leave it at that. Let's move on. Longer speech. Yes. He used irony. Thank you. Exaggerated rhetoric to criticize self-serving attitudes towards corruption that's what I thought that's what I thought immediately by the way he was saying it my instincts damn okay you called it yeah I was like that guy does not seem like a scumbag that guy seems like a guy who's fed up with

corruption the way he's saying it is not like I am corrupt you give me the money that's not how he's saying it what he was saying was it's people would defend corruption if they're involved and I think he's right. Yeah, I think that's... Yeah. That's basically how it go. It's motivations, man. And when you see people getting rich around you, you see all these other politicians that are getting fucking filthy, stinking rich, and you are struggling to pay your mortgage. And you're struggling to put your kids into a good school system. You're struggling to make your fucking lease on this nice car that you get to drive. You're struggling. And then you see these other motherfuckers and you go,

well, it's not... It's kind of good anyway and bad. I'll get the good done. I'll do a little bit shenanigans, but we'll get it. It's good for the district. The next thing you know, you got a corporation in, their union bus thing, and you're walking out of a woman, Epstein Towson, he's like, she's 12, we got you on tape.

We need this and this and this past. Or not even 12. It's just someone other than your wife. Or someone who you talked to that you didn't realize was a Russian spy and you are some sort of politician, you're bragging.

That's one thing they catch, that James O'Keefe guy. I don't know who that is. Damn, Brian, you're so uninformed. Yeah, man. I know that I mind my business on the level that you wouldn't believe. Oh, I know. I like it. I like that you like that.

Yeah, I mean, because, and also, you know what it is, it keeps me having fresh, like, it keeps me having uncorrupted takes. Because so much now, when you get told the news, you also get told how you're supposed to feel about it. Right.

But that's how you were about USAID and RFK Jr. Yeah? Do you know who Fang Fang has, Brian? Nah. No. Fang is the lady that was banging the guy who wanted to be the governor of California. You don't know that whole scandal? No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

That's the lady that... She was a Chinese spy. Her husband died and she went back to China? No, that's Mitch McConnell. And he's not even dead. He's alive. The motherfucker did. He did.

alive and there's photos of him holding a newspaper. Look at me in the newspaper today. This is today's newspaper. We watched him, I watched him die halfway in a news conference. Did you see the video of him sitting on the Senate floor not moving at all for hours and hours and hours at a time where everybody's moving around him? No. I say you that right? Yeah, yeah.

Watch this. This is crazy. He's on the Senate floor for 20 hours. Well, that's the part. Six hours of him motionless. Yeah, I think the whole thing was only an 18-hour event, so I don't... Okay, whatever it is, 18 hours. He's motionless.

Bro, I can't... Is he asleep? He's dead. Oh. It's weekend at Bernies. They just fired him up with cocaine and had him sit there. He's back on? No, no, no, no, no. This is an old video.

Oh, okay. So this is a video before he completely short-circuited, but it's crazy to watch because I can't do what he's doing. What he's doing is like some Zen monk master shit, where he's, like, sitting in a position. and not moving a muscle for hours and hours at a time where everybody's like moving around and moving back and forth and left and right He's not moving look watch this look at him That's only just a clip of it, but he just sits also the guy next to him is just sitting there with him and doesn't yeah, at least that guy's moving his fucking hair Mcconnell's not moving at all

Dude, it's bizarre. It's bizarre. He's frozen look at him I feel like the dude beside him is the one that Look at that Pushing a button to make him vote. Yeah. Speaking of the voting, he did make a vote at the end of this. Apparently made the wrong vote. Someone noticed he made the wrong vote.

Fixed his vote? Yeah, they told his handler and then he fixed his vote. It was like a thumbs up. And then as he's walking away, it was like thumbs down. And then he keeps walking away. They don't want to let it go, man. None of them do. It's crazy.

Who was the last one they weekend at Bernice? Was it? Diane Feinstein? Feinstein. Yeah. She was in a wheelchair, didn't know where she was. And they're like, you want to vote? Yes.

She looked worse than him. Well, she at least can move around a little bit. Like towards the end. Really? And then Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Like, I wonder what it is about, because that's why power is so scary to me, because it's like they want it,

they can't give it up to the last drop. Yeah. It's identity. It's your identity. It's who you think you are. You're the senator. You're the distinguished senator from South Carolina. or wherever you're from.

Can't you, but you're already rich? Ain't you tired? Don't you want to go play with your grandbabies? No, and they never feel rich enough. That's the other thing about trying to get rich. You get accustomed to whatever level you're at and you want to keep leveling up. Because once you're at the point where you're a senator,

you can pretty much do whatever you want to do. You mean money-wise? Not if you're clean. Well, I mean, you have a lot of power. You have enough power where you can do most things. I mean, you know. Yeah, but the clean ones don't really have a lot of money. The clean ones?

The clean ones. The ones who aren't. doing the insider trading. There's a few. There's a bunch of people that you can, you can find lists of them online where they are not participating in any of that. And then you look at their income,

you look at their wealth, they're not worth a lot of money. Senators. They live like a person who makes $170,000 a year, which is a good living. Oh. But that's how they live.

All right, I'm going to look, I want to see that list. I want to know who it is. There's plenty of them. Tim Burchett, isn't he one of them? I don't think he's ever been accused of any of that. There's a bunch of these people

that are clean and it's, look, man, it's just, it's such a dirty business. See, I bet you there's is a correlation between the people that are clean and the people that haven't been doing

it for that long. You know? I think if you stick around once you start getting them committees because that's the real power. Once you start being on these committees and being a chair and this and that you start,

because that's when you deal directly with industries and they start brabbing you and shit. And then there's also this thing where you retire and you go work for them. Yeah. And you don't, they ain't letting you get it. They ain't letting no new people get committees. That's true.

Nah, no, no, no. So it's like they're not letting you, they're not letting you near any of the real power unless you play ball. Exactly. You know, either you doing this corruption or we got you on tape doing something, but you, you ain't. Yeah, we're all dirty. So we, yeah. That's why every time, like,

regardless of how much they fight in public, Democrats and Republicans, every time it's time to get their self-arraised, they all vote, yes. It's never no filibuster. There's never no controversy. Right. They all like, they all take a little more money. Right.

Well, that's also why they haven't stopped this insider trading thing. Yeah. Because they're both doing it. It's why they won't release the Epstein Fowles. It's why they won't tell us who shot Kennedy. Somebody, because only the things that fuck is, it's also why they have this, like, blind support of Israel, you know? Because, like, and they know why. They're getting paid.

Yeah. Paid. Paid. Or blackmailed. paid or blackmailed or both paid blackmailed or both or there's a lot of those kooky fundamentalist Christians

that have an allegiance to Israel because they think Jesus is going to come back there I guess I didn't think about that oh there's a ton of them there's a ton of them Mike Huckabee type characters wasn't you telling me something about the Old Testament when I walked in? We were talking Jamie was bringing up

something about Moses we're going to bring that up yeah it was just like following the story of I guess it would be like literally following the story and just sort of like, you know, putting it through a filter about things I know or we know now. Damn, I lost it on a second. But like, yeah, I guess what do you know about that story off the gate? Which part of the story? You were talking about the Ten Commandments?

Well, it's just how Moses found that's Moses. Moses and the Burning Bush is Exodus 3. I guess that's how it's like titled. So that's where he finds the Ten Commandments. So he sees a burning bush or a bush that is burning and not burning up, you know, like not. being consumed by the fire? Correct. And then an angel of God speaks to him,

tells him to take off his shoes because he's on holy ground. And then depending on which reading of the buyer translation you're finding, he either finds the tablets or they're like presented to him or something. He then takes the tablets down off of the mountain, sees the people worshipping a golden calf, breaks the tablets. Then they have to go make them again. and this is where I started getting in this place of where I was researching

like language and Cuneiform and whatnot and was like how many people back then knew actually how to write, read, and then how like, the other, like we've gone on side tracks with it might be an Acacia bush and he might have been, you know, high on DMT or something like that.

Oh, he was probably high. And so like it says he found them. So like what did he find and where they come from? I think that's a big part of a lot of these ancient religious stories. And there's a bunch of scholars out of the University of Jerusalem that they first came up with this theory, that the Acacia tree, the burning bush, was in fact a psychedelic plant. And this, like, what happens when you smoke DMT? You have crazy experiences and visions.

You meet entities. And this is probably what, he probably got a giant dose of DMT from a burning bush. Yeah, I think that's also, didn't Joseph Smith also find some tablets? Yeah. Yeah. I think, see, I'm always fascinated by people like the people that have founded religions and stuff because it's like, how care is madder do you have to be for people to buy that? For you, like, go in the woods and come back and go, hey, I spoke to God and this, he told me this was all the rules. It's not me saying it. It's like, because you, because think about who you would believe that would say that today. A good day starts with a solid morning routine. So if something's missing, if your body isn't getting what it needs, everything can. feel off. AG1 is designed to help fill the holes. Their next-gen formula is dialed in with over 75

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We are not, we don't immediately trust authority. We're reluctant to believe people. We're very skeptical. You tell me something wacky. I'm like, wait, what happened? Where were you? You found a bush. The bush was on fire.

Shut the fuck up. Especially if you start asking me for money. Right. But there's a lot of people that they're not confident at all. And they're very easily persuaded. And those people fall in line. Like people that fall into cults. Like the cult that owned the building that I almost bought.

That one world theater that, you've ever watched that documentary? That guy, I mean, he was basically an obvious cuck. He was a gay porn star and a hypnotist and developed this cult out of his yoga students. And if you ever taken yoga before, it gets very culty. There's a lot of people that are teaching the yoga that they, they, look, there's yoga teachers that are very cool and just really cool, peaceful, spiritual people that really enjoy teaching yoga and making people's lives better, for sure. But there's also people that get into a position of power, like being the spiritual leader of a yoga class, and then they started abusing that power. That's the story of, like, Beacrum. Like, if you, you know, you've watched the documentary on that guy that did Beekram's joke.

He's fucking everybody. He was a wild dude. He had Rolls Royces. He was living like a psychopath. And it's all cult stuff. It's like you have that kind of power over these people. Was he also fucking people's wives? I'm sure he was.

Because that feels like a no, but I mean, it feels like that's a through line. Oh, yeah. In a lot of cults. Like Laco. At some point he's like, I'm supposed to be fucking your wife. God told me I get to fuck your wife. Yeah. There's a surprising amount of comics that were raised in cults or escaped cults.

Kurt Madsker. Yeah. Kurt Madsler, Abby Robesh. I forget her name. There's a girl at the mothership. Yeah, it's like I've met, I've probably met like maybe five or six comics that were like, oh, yeah, I was in a cult. Makes sense. Well, Ari was Orthodox Jewish, like heavily, like studying the Torah, 12 hours a day, like the whole deal, lived in Israel in a kibbutz.

Like, he did the whole deal. Wait a minute. Who? Ari Shafir. Ari Shafir was deeply religious, deeply, deeply religious. And then he got older. He got into his early 20s. Like, what the, this is fucking nonsense.

Like, what the fuck are we doing? And then he became a comic. Like, did a full 180. Yeah. I mean, that's a motherfucker that's going to do whatever he want to do. Yes. Well, especially what he's been through with, you know, being in that religious environment, like hyper-religious environment.

He is just. completely allergic to any rules, any authority, any people telling people what to do and how to behave and how to think, fuck you. He has none of that in him. Well, this is the truth, man. This is just what I found is that most of the time, the people telling you how you're supposed to live, it's like people that make it their whole personality to tell other people how to live, they usually are living like shit. They're doing some shady shit, almost every time. It's definitely that. And then there's another thing that happens with people that don't have kids in particularly. And it happens with, I mean, I don't want to generalize, but it seems like it's

Republicans too, but it's a lot of liberal women. Liberal women with no children want to turn the world into their children. They want to like scold the world like they're doing the wrong thing and they're worried about the environment and they're worried about the future and they're worried about voting and they're worried about rights and they're worried about the immigrants. They're worried about the this and they're worried about the that. They're taking care of the world like It's the child that they don't have. But those all sound like good things. Well, it depends on which angle you're taking on any of these things.

You know? I mean, you use those things as an excuse to be a cunt. Then they're not good things, you know? I just heard a lady talking about this. She called it. I don't want to fuck it up. She called it. Don't worry about it.

That very same thing? No, but people that don't have children? No, no. no, she was talking more along the lines of like, of what, of like, cancel culture and what it's born out of, um, basically like defining yourself, she called it like slave morality or master slave morality, but she was saying like, you, the ruling class traditionally defines themselves as, like, the way they behave as good and just, like, you know, things like being beautiful and being successful.

And then the slave morality is defining yourself as not those things. Right? Like you're saying that I'm a good person because I'm not those things. And then you have to

see, I'm going to fuck this up. You're going to have, and then you have to demonstrate that morality by punishing people. It's a Nietzsche thing. She could be explaining that. Master and slave morality

of two opposing value systems introduced by the philosopher Frederick Nietzsche in his 1887 book on the genealogy of morality. Master morality is an active, self-affirming value system created by the strong, wealthy, and ruling class. Definition of good, masters look at themselves and define what is good based on their own traits, such as strength, power, nobility, beauty, courage, and wealth. Definition of bad. Bad is simply a secondary, descriptive term for what is common, plain, or low,

not evil. Perspective, it's an inward-looking, and focuses on action and achievement rather than reacting to others. Slave morality's reactive, defensive value system born from resentment, what, resentment? Why does it say resentment? Is that how you say it? Deep-seated resentment. What is it? But it's what is resentment. Have you ever seen that word? Deep-seated resent. Oh, it's deep-seated resentment. It's deep resentment. And powerlessness experienced by the oppressed or the herd. Definition of evil. Slaves begin by defining what they fear or cannot attain in their oppressors as evil. For example, power, pride, wealth, and strength. Definition of good. Good is created in reaction to evil defined as the opposite of the

master's traits, praising humility, meekness, obedience, empathy, and forgiveness. Well, the interesting thing is cancel culture does not have much forgiveness. Nor does it have empathy for reposing thoughts. No, but the woman I saw speaking, she goes into that about how, like, you, you, get to the point where because human beings are all those things, right? It's like you're trying to define yourself as one or the other.

You have to reinforce your morality by basically, let me put it in my own words. Everyone is looking for a reason to be their worst self. Like you're looking for a reason to be evil, to like exercise your nastiness and the way to do that

is by defining someone else as bad. So then you get to say you know, I'm, I, it's like, like normally I would never burn down somebody's house, but they voted for such and such. Like, normally I would never, you know, yell at someone's kids, but they had this sticker on their car. It's like you, you start having to define what other people are so that you can espouse your morality. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. And so.

It's weak people. We're all looking for, I think it's just human nature. Yeah, but that's a weakness to not, to not be able to objective. look at why you're upset at things is a weakness. It's a psychological weakness. But we all have weak spots where there's things that you don't, that you are not objective about. Sure.

Like you have blind spots, you know? Yes. Or it's like you hear somebody died and the first thing you want to know is, well, how do they die? Right? Because you're trying to figure out. You're looking for a reason to not care. No.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't do that. What if you, okay, let me tell you. I never look for a reason to not care. What if I tell you somebody died doing something stupid? Well, you know, people doing something stupid is stupid. I mean, it's not that I don't care. It's not like I'm looking for a reason to not care.

But it's like I'm looking for a reason whether or not I should be really sad or really upset. Right. Or you can go, well, you know, maybe you're not looking for a reason that I care. But when you get one, you go, oh, thank God. You know, I don't have to like go through the emotions because that dude strapped itself to a rocket. Yeah, well, there's always people like that. There's always people that do stupid shit that you don't feel. bad for if they die and interesting enough it's more men than women that don't want to feel bad

yeah I never laugh when women die like but men die if men died doing something stupid like a dude runs with the bulls and he gets a horn up his asshole it's like okay bro yeah I'm trying to think if I've ever laughed at a woman dying I feel bad when women die I don't think so yeah bro I I have so like I was telling the homie did yesterday but like I got the captain save a whole gene from both sides. It's dominant. It's not recessive. I'm such a soft like... You're a compassionate person? Girl tears. I'm just like, all right, fine. Take it. Take whatever you want. You're a nice person. That's what it is. But it can

be manipulated with the wrong ladies. Yep, facts, facts. That's all it is. It's just got to find a good woman. And if you find, just good people in general. And then you won't be, you don't have to worry about being manipulated because they're not trying to manipulate you. But you have to be manipulated a bunch of times to recognize the pattern. And you go, okay. Why is it? Because I have definitely watched videos of women getting hurt and laughed.

Well, I watched this one Mexican lady lay some bitches out on 6th Street, and I wanted to sign her for the U.S. City. Really? This chick had a fucking haymaker, dude. She was wide, and she gets in a brawl with these chicks. The shoes are off immediately, and this girl's throwing bombs, like Amanda Nunes right hands. Flatline on chicks. She filmed it. I didn't watch it personally.

I'm never on 6th Street. I can't walk around This one is it? No, no, no, no. This bitch was stout. Those are white chicks. They can't fight. As soon as you see this,

as soon as you see the leaning back and the punching at the same time, nothing good's happening. This chick was talking her chin and throwing like this. Boom! She was throwing power shots. She was flatlining chicks.

Oh, this girl? Nope, that's not an idiot. They're doing the same thing. See the leaning back? There's no power in leaning back. She punched her in the nose. That's all that is. She's in a good stance as you were saying it.

Yeah. Bad posture, terrible form. This lady at one point in time someone taught her how to punch, or she's just a natural talent. Some people, yeah, some people have natural talent. Yeah, because see, that's the things like, if they deserve it, I'll watch them get punched. Bro, my friend Tommy, my friend Tommy, junior,

have you met him, Tommy? No. One of my oldest friends. He's been my friend for 35 years. He had this girl that he was dating for a while, and he was always telling me, she was like a strong girl. She worked out a lot. He's like, dude, she can punch, man.

That fucking machine, she can punch. I go, really? So I'm skeptical, but I'm open-minded. And I go, how hard do you punch? She goes, I punch fucking hard. And I go, okay, hit my hand. And she hit my hand, I held my hand up. And she fucking cracked my hand to the point of like, oh, that could knock me out.

Like, that could knock me out. I just found it. Right as you said hit my hand, I fucking hit play on. Ah, damn it. I hit play on that one and that was it. Where is it? It's right here. Sensitive con.

Yep, that's her. Oh, my God. No shoes. Bro, bro, look at that punch. I'm going to watch this again. Watch this again. Back it up to the beginning. Oh, it's a Instagram video.

This chick, okay, she's got sandals on. She's not barefoot. This is earlier in the video. I think it starts off with the highlight, you know, and then... Bro, you'll show... Yeah, her shoes do come off, right. This chick can fucking crack, dude. Yeah, shout out to the Texas Street fight.

Try it. Watch it again. All right. Here we go. Ready? Watch this. Boom! Oh, my God.

See the hips? See the hips in the shoulder? From now, every time I come on the podcast, this is all I want to do. Bro. That girl can fight. That girl can... Look at her throw that chick down.

She's stout, too. Ground and pound, vicious. Sign her up. That first punch was incredible. And then the hip toss. A hammer, dude. She threw a hammer. All the body was into that.

She pushed off her feet, everything. That was excellent. If I was her coach, I'd be like, fuck, yeah. That was great. God damn See you gotta be If you get motherfuckers like that

You gotta be careful man You could kill somebody Oh 100% You know 100% Yeah she's not even looking Yeah That girl's looking away too

This bitch She doesn't even know The fight started Bro one more time Give me one more time Boom Oh my god Flatline

Yeah that's like she never had a concussion You saw her her foot was moving Not only that Her head bounced off the ground That's the scary part You fuck around man The scary part is when the head bounces off the ground. That's when people die.

I'm so glad I'm at the age now where I ain't trying to fight no motherfucker body. Yeah, fuck that. But you know when you're young and when you're in your 20s and you're like, fuck them, what's up then? It's like, bro, that shit could go wrong so many ways. I never gotten fights. I got in a couple fights in high school. That's it. And before that, I got in a couple fights. Very few amount of street fights in my career. Yeah? Yeah. All organized, I've had a lot of organized fights, a lot of agreed. two fights of a lot of like matches where I knew I was preparing for and I had fights. The last time I got into a serious fight, man, it was when I was still, I was a door man at

an Irish pub. Irish pubs are famous. Yeah. And I remember this dude had, he came with, he forgot his ID. Him and his girl came and she had her ID and he didn't have his. and and then he went back to get his ID his girl started drinking

he was gone for like an hour and then and she kept coming out talking my fucking head off coming out talking my fucking head off because that's how you can tell when people drunk there's a like they'll tell you the same story

they told you 10 minutes ago and and the last time she came out to talk to me she left her phone on my I had like a little table beside me and then she came back out

to smoke again and And the boyfriend came up behind her and, like, picked her up, you know, romantic, whatever. And I went to go, hey, you left the phone. And I turned the point of the phone, and he just clocked me. And my head bounced against the, like, you know, the frame of the door. And we get right to it. You know, I'm whipping this boy's ass real bad.

And the cops come out of nowhere. This is in San Diego. This is a, I think it's Adams Avenue. But it's where, like, it's like, it's basically like Sixth Street. I know it is. Yeah. Yeah. and the cops just come out of nowhere.

And they were all on my side. They put us both in handcuffs, and then they was like, what happened? And the bartender was like, he works here and fuck that guy. And I was like, what do you want to do? I was like, whatever, no. Anyway, that guy, later on, I found out that guy,

he ended up beating the shit out of the girl getting arrested, you know? But he just hit me for no reason. And what was so funny is, when I started whipping his ass, he completely, he was like a psycho. He completely was like, why are you doing this? What's happened?

And he just, he just punched the shit. out of me for no reason at all. Never said two words to this dude except do you have your ID? He just punched the fuck out. He went straight from like showing his girl all this affection and then punching me in the face. He's probably on drugs. He's probably on drugs or some

kind of, he probably got some kind of mental health issue. What do you call? Emotional dysregulation. Or something like that. Moose swings. Definitely not a healthy person. Because I don't think it was like it wasn't like he didn't he wasn't he wasn't acting confused he was actually confused as to why i was whipping his ass you understand what i'm saying it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't because it doesn't

give me that vibe of like he was trying to like get people come help right it wasn't like that he was genuinely like what why are you doing this man what's going on like he seriously didn't understand did you have glasses on at the time no i was i should have i was supposed to but I just couldn't. That's a real problem, isn't it? You're punched with glasses on? That doesn't ever happen to me. Really?

No. I just recently started caring about my vision. Dude, I knew a lot of guys who'd fight in the UFC with contacts on. Oh, that's insane. Yeah. I know a dude who got staff infection on his eyeball because he picked up his contact off the mat and put it back in his eye. That is.

See, that's what I mean. See, I don't care about that guy. I don't care. Right? Because why would you... He was a kid. That was always a child. No, but an 18, 19 year old kid.

He didn't know better. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think he got really fucked up from it, too. I don't know if he lost his eye, but it was like a serious problem. And I've heard of that more than once. It's kind of scary. See, that's the thing.

If it's harmless and you did some stupid shit, it's definitely funny. Right. If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit, it's 50-50. If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit trying to harm somebody else, it's funny every single time. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You go to throw a punch and you slip and fall down and fly stairs and break your leg. Yeah, that's why my first thing, when you tell me somebody died, I'm like, how did they die?

Do you don't get to say it's private or respect to family? If you're not going to tell me how they died, then keep it to yourself. Because I need to know how to feel. Well, it's that story I tell on stage about the missionary who delivered the Bible to the uncontacted tribe and they murdered them. Like nobody feels bad for that guy. No. No. Because I think deep down we remind your business people's like, hey, you should have been mind of your business.

You know, like those people, they, because it takes work to stay uncontacted. Sort of. They're stuck. Those people are stuck. The North Central people are stuck. What's really crazy if you know the story behind them, you understand why they're so hostile to outsiders. Why? Because there was a guy named Commander Maurice Vidal Portman.

And he was this explorer slash pervert who was traveling around like an English gentleman who is traveling around to these islands. And he would do weird shit. Like he would dress them up weird and take photos of them and make like these descriptions of him. He like one wrote about this one guy. He had testicles the size of a sparrows egg. Like he's describing this guy's testicle. So he's doing some freak shit to these people. They also kidnapped.

How big is a sparrow's egg? Why is that the... I don't know, I guess I wrote little. He just was comparing it. The guy had little testicles. He probably malnourished. He's stuck on a fucking island. Like these people were direct descendants of, you know, this place, North Sentinel Island

and this island chain that's out there, they're completely uncontacted. And this North Sentinel Island only has 39 people, roughly estimated, living on it. And they're stuck. And they have been visited in the past by people, but it went horribly wrong. And one of them, they kidnapped. I think they kidnapped two children and possibly they're a grandparent as well. And then they gave them something like the flu or some sort of a disease and the people died. They had no immunity to these outside diseases.

Just like the Native Americans didn't. You know, when the Europeans showed up, you know, this is the thing that killed literally 90% of Native Americans died from like smallpox. Because it just spread like wildfire. They had no immunity. Oh, it's bad. When people talk about the genocide of Native Americans, yes, absolutely. They definitely murdered a lot of the Native American tribes. However, the vast majority of them died from disease.

Let's throw that into our AI-sponsored perplexity. What percentage of Native Americans died from disease because of the European settlers? I think it's really high. Are these the people you were talking about yesterday that they don't have a... No, no, no, no. That was different. That's the guy from the Amazon who went to live with these people. How do you say their name again?

Pira ha? The Pita Ha people. Fascinating. Wow, that was one of the most interesting podcasts I've had in a long time. The guy was really cool. Roughly 50 to 90% of indigenous people in many effective regions died in epidemics after European contact. Some older continent-wide estimates put disease-related losses as high. as about 90 to 95%

Fuck, dude. God damn. Fuck. Just fucking imagine that. I mean, imagine you've got no medication and then on top of that, you have no immunity to these dirty Europeans are coming over and fucking everybody

and smallpox, measles, influenza, typhus, and others. Everything. Everything. The fucking full Monty. crazy crazy I guess damn I didn't know

that's what happens at that scale well especially when you're dealing with Europeans that are living in these squalor-like conditions

so Native Americans lived in these nomadic especially like the Comanche nomadic tribal existence where they were they had tents

and horses and they were traveling around and going to different places they didn't live in their own shit so the Europeans

were living in these fucking places where they take a pot of shit and throw it out the window their streets were filled

with horseshit. They had shit everywhere. And they were wrong about why people were getting sick. You know, it's like they didn't realize like oh, the shit is in the drinking water. Yeah, it's everywhere. Yeah. Because they back then, you know, there was a time

where like they believed in like vapors and you know what I'm talking about? Like that time where everything was was spirits and alignment. And they just they were just completely wrong about why people were getting sick downriver. It took a long time for people to connect that it was like,

oh, because we're shitting up here and then we're pumping our drinking. Well, the first doctor to realize that you should wash your fucking hands before you operate on people or give birth or help someone give birth. No one thought that was necessary. They didn't realize. Like, you have disease. You have germs in your fucking hands. He was ridiculed.

The first doctor that said that, I think we should wash our hands. Like, fuck out of it. Who is that guy? Why don't we celebrate that? I know, we should. I think probably the medical establishment probably does. He may have saved more lives than anyone. Right.

Yeah. You got to think before they had microscopes, they were just guessing. Well, at least when did it start being a thing to wash your hands? Well, for physicians, here's the guy. Ignaz Semmelweis. Oh, that's why we don't celebrate them. Your name's hard to say. Too rough.

You can't have two hard names. Hungarian medical doctor and scientist German descent who is an early pioneer of antiseptic procedures known as the savior of mothers Postpartum infection also known as Purpola Perpural fever or childbed fever was common in the 19th century and often fatal Semmelweis demonstrated that the incidence of infection could be drastically reduced by requiring health care workers in

obstetrical clinics to disinfect their hands in 1847 He proposed hand washing with chlorinated lime solutions at Vienna General Hospital's first obstetrical clinic where doctor's wards had thrice the mortality of midwives wards. Wow. I think it's obstetrical. Obstetrical? But I don't feel like we have to say it again. Obstetrical. It's funny how you can live to 59 years old and never have said a word.

Oh. And then it just shows up. How many times do you say thrice? Thrice. I'm going to say it all the time now. I have thrice done this. I only see it written. I never hear anybody say that.

Thrice. Yeah. Who says thrice? If you say thrice in a regular conversation, yeah. You're flexing. You're something. Or if you say tertiary? Terseary conditions.

No, that's one of my favorite words. Tertiary. Because it's the only word I know of that means that. Sometimes it's a handy one. Right. Yeah. Because before I learn that word, I would just be like, you know, secondary, but more. And then when I heard Tertia, I was like, that's it.

Tersie, they beat him up and killed him for fucking telling everybody to wash his hands. What? And I threw him in a mental institution where he got to beat up in about two weeks later. Oh my God. Despite his research, Semmelweis's observations conflicted with the establishment scientific views of the time, the established scientific views of the time, and his ideas were rejected by the medical community. He could not offer a theoretical explanation for his findings of reduced mortality due to handwashing. Additionally, some doctors were offended by the suggestion that they should wash their hands and mocked him for it.

In 1865, the increasingly outspoken Semmelweis purportedly suffered a nervous breakdown, was committed to an asylum by his colleagues. In the asylum, he was beaten by the guards. He died 14 days later from a gangrenous wound on his right hand that may have been caused by the beating. Man. I guess you could say he was the Dr. Fauci of his time. The opposite. And then he got gangrene from an indian. Infection, which is even crazier.

He died from a fucking infection from his beating. God damn. And then Louis Pasteur is the guy. I've heard that name of the minute. Yeah, I've heard Louis Pasteur. He confirmed the germ theory, giving Semmelweis' observations of scientific explanation. And then Joseph Lister. Is that from Listerine?

Probably. Acting on Pastor's research pioneered anticeptial surgical methods with great success. Click on Joseph Lister. Is he responsible for Listerine? Got to be. Or maybe like it's because his name was like so. ubiquitous when they were talking about. Was his name, like a name that was synonymous with antiseptics?

Who invented Listerine? Why don't you just Google that? Well, because I would imagine, I didn't know I was walking into one of the longest Wikipedia that I ever seen. I thought it was just going to be like a third paragraph. Look at all this shit on Joseph Lister. Yeah, he's done a bunch of stuff. Damn.

God, damn. He was getting work done. That's a guy that was not lazy. A third of the way down. Damn. That dude did a lot of work. Thank God for those people, right? Thank God for those people that are out there investigating germs and diseases and Listerine.

Listerine is named after Joseph Lister. That's it. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, of course. Because people probably at the time back then, when Listerine was invented, you know. 1879. Yeah. There you go.

And they're not careful. Now it's like a, it's kind of like ubiquitous now, right? Yeah, well, the other thing about like mouthwash, I hear that mouthwash is actually not good for you. I was reading this thing, God, it was quite a while ago. They were talking about athletics. They were talking about like athletic performance and gains in terms of like the, when you're training, like how well you recover and how good you get, how strong you get afterwards, that it's diminished by mouthwash.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See if you can find that. But it makes sense, right? Your gut bacteria and all the fucking, like, like for instance, if you take antibiotics, you've ever had to take antibiotics? If you take antibiotics and try to work out, holy shit. Bro, you feel so tired.

You feel so exhausted. Are there fighters that? stink on purpose, like that's part of their strategy? Oh, yeah, definitely. Really? Is that allowed? Oh, yeah, yeah. Jiu-Jitsu guys used to do it all the time. They used to not wash their ghee at all. It would smell like ammonia. Are you allowed to do that? I don't know. We'll find out. Antibacterial mouthwash is plausibly linked to exercise physiology,

but has not been proven to meaningfully worsen race-time, strength, or overall athletic performance in healthy people. The main concern is that it can suppress oral bacteria involved in producing nitric oxide, a molecule important for blood vessel dilation and oxygen delivery. Okay, there it is. Thanks, perplexity. Thank you, perplexity. It's worth you, Viagra. And then beetroot.

Beets are really good for converting to nitric oxide in your body. Why? I don't know. There's something about beats in general. Well, it says right here, dietary nitrite found in foods such as leafy greens and beetroot, can be converted by certain mouth bacteria into nitrite. which the body can then use to make nitric oxide. Nitric oxide helps regularly blood flow,

blood pressure, and potentially muscle oxygenation during and after exercise. I know a lot of dudes that will drink beetroot shots before they work out. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, the beetroot apparently gives you a little bit of extra juice. So that's saying, if you depend on those type of foods, then you're killing the bacteria in your mouth that helps convert them to something usable. Yes. It kills your body's ability to convert.

It'll diminish your performance, maybe somewhat. But, you know, people are always looking for every possible edge. So if it turns out that, like, you use some mouthwash, and it'll just take a little bit out of your endurance and a little bit out of your, like, race time or a little bit out of your ability to go into the third, fourth, and fifth round. Yeah. I mean, it's going to, if it does mess with your bodies,

nitric oxide is gigantic. And it'll be more motivation because it's like, imagine if you do all of that and then don't win. You know, because it's okay to be a funky breath champion. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but you can brush your teeth. You just don't use mouthwash. Oh, yeah. There's nothing wrong with brushing your teeth.

Right, right. That's not going to kill all of the bad breath germs. No, but there's a lot of people that also believe that one of the reasons why people get so many skin infections is because we wash so much. and that we've managed to nuke all of the external flora, the skin flora that we have that usually used to protect people from things? No, yeah, I can believe that. Yeah, that makes sense. I can believe that for sure.

Yeah, I mean, why do we have to wash all the time, other than the fact that you don't want to smell? But take that away, and what would be, like, the natural reason why you would be created in a way that you must wash yourself all the time or you can get sick? That's crazy. That doesn't even make sense. No animals are like that.

Like, my dog goes a week without washing, and he's fine. I take him to the groomers once a week. Unless he gets in the pool or goes in the lake, he's not washing. They're fine. But I bet you, I bet you it's kind of like, I bet you humans are kind of like, like, you know how, maybe it was you that told me, like, if you, if, if you have a pig and it gets out. Yeah. And you, like, say you put a track on him, when you find him, he's going to be a different animal.

Yeah. You know, and I think maybe like if you were to just release a human into the wild, you would start not needing to walk. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like your body would change in a way that, this is my theory. I bet that makes sense in terms of your skin. Yeah, because when you hear stories from the ancient world and stuff,

you never really, it's not a lot of, like, an epidemic or funky motherfuckers or that. Wasn't there a dude who was like the world's dirtiest man and they found this guy and they washed him? And then he died. No, that was a different guy. The dude who's like It was like It was a famous photo This guy

He's like caked in dirt And I think they washed him off And he died Shortly afterwards Yeah there's a dude Oh buddy Nice Look at him

He's got smoking four cigarettes No I'll take the soap Dirtiest man in Iran Aged 94 years old And the meme says that I don't know if it's accurate Yeah Didn't wash for 60 years

Died shortly after washing for the first time. Find out if that's true, though. But what? Put that into perplexity. Find out if he really died. What made him wash? Well, he did die,

but it's a matter of timing, you know. Right, but I mean, I'd like to know. Even if it's just correlation that does not necessarily equal causation, I would like to know if he died shortly afterwards. He died a few months after bathing for the first time in 60 years, having been persuaded by the inhabitants of the village to do so. There you go.

See also, wait a minute, see also dirty dick. Oh, you can leave a person. leave that alone. Come on. Really? You don't know what that's all about. A London merchant who refused to wash after his fiance died on their wedding day. Oh, boy. Nathaniel Bentley, commonly known as dirty

dick, was an English merchant who was known for his filthy and unwashed appearance. He came from a moneyed background and received a good education. As a young man, he spoke several languages and dressed in a dandified manner. And after his fiance died on their wedding day, he just said, fuck it. He gave up on life.

Why did it say you're on portal right there? Probably because it's propaganda. They're trying to get us. Did you know that we renamed Lake Ontario today? Yes. Lake America. Lake Ontario is no longer Lake Ontario. It's Lake America.

And we might be doing the Atlantic. Why do we do that? We might be doing Atlantic and Pacific. Could be yes. We're going to name them. I don't know what the ocean. Yeah. But Lake Ontario has been Lake Ontario forever.

Isn't it connected to Ontario? Yeah, it says it has something to do with Trump. Yeah, and what about the... But it's in America or is in Canada? Parts in Ontario, correct? Oh, it's the Great Lakes. I mean, it touches both. Yeah, both, all the lakes touch both.

Okay, but what percentage of the land is on Canada versus America? I think it's literally... I mean, I could look it up. Yeah, let's look at the map, but it's, I think on the map right there. Let's see whose side we're on. No, but also... I think it's 50-50. That's crazy.

But also, President Trump, you've got to stop fucking with the aisle. Acronyms, man. Wow. Because I learned the Great Lakes, but I've learned homes. That's how you can name all the lakes, right? How are they going to teach the kids now? Homes? Yeah.

Lake Huron, like Ontario, Lake Michigan. What's the next? Lake Erie and Lake Superior. Oh, yeah, acronym. Okay. I didn't learn that. No? I don't think so.

If I did, I forgot it. The crazy thing is those are all just melted glaciers. Really? Yep. Isn't that nuts? Do they connect to the ocean? No. No.

Do they? Yes. All of them? Well, through the St. Lawrence. The lake. The one's inside? Like Michigan? Like that one connects the ocean?

They're all connected to each other. Oh, wow. They're connected to the, I think, the St. Lawrence Expressway, whatever that's called. Oh. Maybe this one's not. I thought, like, Ontario's connected. The one in Illinois. What's the one in Illinois?

I just know that because that's how the Ohio got used. used for shipping. Well, actually, even the one in Illinois makes sense that it would be connected to the ocean because they find sharks up there. You know, they found sharks in Illinois. You know, crazy this is? Bull sharks can live in freshwater.

So they swam all the way from the fucking ocean, all the way up to Illinois. In fresh water. Isn't that nuts? The Ontario serves as the outlet to the Atlantic via the St. Lawrence River. But how do they... And they're all connected.

So all of them are connected somehow to the ocean. God, I thought they were just in the middle. I thought, like, there's no way in the middle. But it makes sense. But what's the purpose of changing the name? Oh. Could distract you from the fact that we're in a war that we can't win in Iran? It doesn't make any sense.

Like, who cares? It's Lake Ontario. Well, it's a good name. We've had that name forever. Yeah, it's weird. These politicians now, they love to solve a problem. Like, they love to, like, make up a problem. problem for them themselves to solve so you feel like they're doing stuff?

Mm. Yeah. It's like, because I don't understand what we get out of that. Or is that like, fuck Canada. Is that what that is? You know, it's really wild. Like, these lakes, right? They, at one point in time, so at one point in time, most of North America was covered in

like a mile plus high sheet of ice. And then at the end of the ice age, all that shit melts, probably with the younger dry as impact. It's probably very rapid. Oh, that video. We got to show that the Nepal thing. And then after that, they melt and becomes a lake. How do the fish get in there? Are they getting in there from the ocean? And why are they freshwater fish in there? How long does that take? Because if this whole thing where North America was under ice as recently as 11,000 years ago, how the fuck are they freshwater fish? How are the freshwater fish getting in there? Like, where are they coming from? probably the ocean right but freshwater fish in the ocean

did they evolve become freshwater over time how much time does that take you know what I'm saying because if it's only 11,000 years well how do those how do those sharks do it you said those sharks that's different those sharks can exist in fresh water so the bull sharks in particular the Great Lakes are connected to other sources of water as well yeah like other rivers and other lakes right but wasn't all that frozen as well at one point in time I mean, if the entire North American continent was like three quarters that was covered in, like, a mile plus high sheet of ice, real recently. It couldn't have been that recently.

Oh, yeah. It was that recently. It was that recently as 11,000 or 12,000 years ago. Oh, right there. It would have taken 9,000 years. That might not, you know, that's not quick. Says fish were in the Great Lakes soon after the last ice age roughly 10 to 14,000 years ago. Yeah.

And then they started, you know, fishing as long as. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Jamie, that's not a little bit of years. No, it's definitely a lot of years. But it's interesting that they're freshwater fish, right? So if the water is connected from the ocean... I see what you're saying.

You know what I mean? That's not enough time for something to evolve. And turn into fresh water. So it couldn't be from the ocean. It must be that either they're these kind of fish that transition like salmon do. You know, salmon go from freshwater to salt water, and they go back and forth. So they spawn in the rivers. and then they go back out to the ocean.

So maybe it's that all freshwater fish can... I don't think they can. There's another question. Was it frozen all the way down? Because I can't eat ice fish? Oh, yeah, yeah. Ice fish is a mile deep? I don't know.

No, I think... Is it a solid mile? Solid ice covering ground. I mean, I think it's like going fishing in Antarctica. I mean, I think it's just a big giant ice cap. You know, I just... Fishing during the ice age. I just read something about the black sea.

Have you heard about the black sea? Like if you go far enough, like once you get down to a certain point in the black sea, like 100 or 200? Yes, people were fishing in North America during the final part of the Ice Age, though the clearest early evidence. Okay, this is, that's different. What does it go up a little bit? Archaeologists found direct evidence to people in central Alaska caught freshwater fish about 13,000 years ago. The identified fish include Burbett first, followed by Northern

Pike and Whitefish. The remains came from human settlement context rather than natural deposits. Will perplexity give you porn? Never tried. What you want? You're a goddamn loud. You're a dirty man. It's not hard to find porn. I don't need perplexity

itself. But on the internet the whole goddamn time. How long is it going to be before they can create it? What a thing? The thing is, well, people don't... Sections on, I don't know. I mean, what?

What is like the best? What's the... He doesn't do, he's like, I don't know what we're talking about. I forgot. I forgot I know nothing. I've never seen Red Band's phone. What is the best large language model for creating porn? Probably Cloud.

As far as our Duncan would say, it's like some Chinese model. Because all the guard rails are off. The Chinese ones, they let the gates wide open. And encouraging innovation, that's why they're going to win. I mean, they already win it. They're winning with drones, that's for sure. Their drones are so much more advanced than ours. They already winning because I forget, I don't know if it was a guy you had on him before,

but he was talking about how, like, the big difference over there is like even though they have capitalism, it's not a capitalist system because the capital has no power over the government. Right. Like a rich person in China can't, they can't get a law passed. No, and if you talk any shit, they'll disappear. Yeah, and it'll take your money. Yeah. So it was, once we started shipping our jobs over there, our manufacturing jobs,

it was only a amount of time. It's not going to happen in my lifetime. You know what? Not a time for what? Before they beat us, economically. Like, probably your great gang kids, going to be learning Mandarin. You know? You really believe that?

Mm-hmm. Interesting. Have you ever heard people say that the estimates of population there are overestimated? Yeah. By a lot. Like it's not really two billion people over there? I don't know how many they really say. I've tried to look like not a lot more than a half. It's hard to know because they're not going to tell you the truth and they're not going to tell you they lied. Right. And it's also they had that weird one-child policy, which really fucked them up.

It set them back a lot. A lot because then they had all these boys and no girls for the boys. Like, it's the dumbest idea of all time. You have a whole nation where you get 60% boys can't get laid or whatever the fuck it is? I mean, it's tough when you do, when you, like when Paul Pot, how many people did he kill? He killed mad people and he was like, it's still too many people to feed. Jesus Christ. That's what's scary when the resources are low and the government solution.

You're talking about Mao? I mean, Mao Zedong, yeah. Yeah. It's spooky. It's spooky, though. Too many people got to starve him. Got to kill him. I don't know if that's the reason he gave that it was too many people.

He also killed quite a few or is responsible for. Yeah. Pol Pot? Yeah, but that wasn't China, though. Yeah, I know. Roughly responsible for the deaths of 1.5 to 2 million people in Cambodia. And he did it over four years. Oh.

What was his reasoning? So many people. Mass executions and political. persecution, forced removal of city residents into rural labor camps, starvation, disease, overwork, torture, and lack of medical care, targeting of perceived political opponents, educated people, educated people. That's crazy. Ethnic Vietnamese.

I don't know what that word is. Cham, Chamm Muslims, Chinese Cambodians, religious groups, and others. Fuck, the Khmer Rouge. See, I feel like a lot of these people, but they dictate it wrong. If I'm going to start a slave camp, I'm going to keep the slaves healthy. They don't know the work. Well, you know who arguably did it right? Oh.

Omar Gaddafi. Momar Gaddafi? Yeah, Libya. He had labor camps? No, but as a dictator. He arguably did it right. Like, he was a dictator of Libya, but everybody had a home. Everybody had an education.

If you had a particular skill and you needed to be educated overseas, he would send you overseas and pay for it. Oh, yeah. But then he started trying to convince people to move away from the dollar. Exactly. We shoved the knife up his ass, literally. Yep. They got him stabbed in the ass. Oh, yeah, I've seen the video.

Yeah, so it's like... The look on his face when those rebels capture him. You know who probably paid for that? Us. Us. Oh, oh, damn, yeah. That kind of shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I think he felt betrayed somehow. Yeah. Well, he was. Yeah. He got betrayed by his own people. Yeah, I mean, they convinced them to do it.

All you have to do is, like, fund the rebels. You fund the rebels, you overthrow the dictator. That's what they do. It's literally what, I mean, you got, I'll send you some Mike Benz's stuff. It'll freak you out. It'll freak you out because the depth of it and how long it's been going on. And that literally, it's for stuff that's too dirty for the CIA. Mm.

USA. I can use a little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't know if that's exactly true of what he was doing. But I think that is what he was doing. He was trying to move away from the U.S. dollar. Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah. And here's the thing. It's easy to be like, well, we shouldn't be murdering people for that. But it's like if that, if the world, if the dollar stops being the world's currency, we're a serious trouble. Yeah, he was also trying to establish the United States of Africa. He was trying to unite Africa. They ain't never letting that happen. Exactly.

He was trying to do a lot of shit. Before I forget, that video from Nepal. The video of, have you seen this? I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. They had a damn burst. So there was a mudslide.

I'm not exactly sure what cost. Was that real? I did see that. Oh, it's real. Hold on, wait a minute. An avalanche, I think an avalanche started it. Watch this, dude. This is fucking crazy.

Watch it from the beginning, please. There's multiple views. This isn't the best. Go from the very beginning. Watch how quick this hits. So these people are hanging out. They're running away. They're running, trying to get out of there.

But look how fast this comes on, man. You're not going to make it. But it's the speed of which it overcomes everything. It's so crazy. And the finality of it. Look how it's blowing through that building. I mean, everything's gone. You said it's a better angle?

Yeah, there's multiple angles. But like, look how it does. It's going through the trees. Like, you're not getting away from this. This is the one. This one's fucking terrifying. And just watch up in the top here. And these people are moving a pretty high speed, too, right?

So they already know. They can fit. Oh, yeah. Well, there's probably sirens going off and shit. But watch the fucking speed that this comes through. Oh, man. No. Everything's wiped out.

So what? Everything's wiped out. Is this an avalanche? Yeah. Yeah. It started as an avalanche and the dam broke. It's a series of events. Oh, that's.

The avalanche caused the damning break, which caused the... Oh, wow. Of course, that an earthquake caused it, but it seems like this caused the earthquake readings. You know, there was so much more than it caused, like, a 5.2 reading on the scale. Bro, it's crazy when you watch the speed in which it overtakes buildings, man. It's fucking horrifying. Because you realize there's nothing you can do about it.

Oh, no. I know these people... Are these people about to get... 400 people are missing. This is after the... thing had happened. After the fact, the people that survived. And what Jamie brought up earlier, Jamie, what you were talking about earlier was the stuff

with Randall Carlson said about the melting of the ice caps. So the thing about, you know, the Great Lakes and how North America was covered in over a mile of ice, Randall Carlson has a very compelling theory that coincides with data that we know about when we pass through comet storms. and he thinks we were hit and he thinks we were hit all over the world and there's real evidence like physical evidence in terms of core samples

and they do core samples and they get down to like 11,800 years they find a lot of like material that exists that's very common in space but very rare on earth and also micro diamonds these micro diamonds that appear from impacts and it's called tritonite and I think that's the way you pronounce it

but they first discovered this stuff during the Trinity explosion because the nuclear bomb created this micro glass, this nuclear glass that's on the ground because just the sheer force of it. But it also happens during comet impacts. So when we get hit, it creates this glass and iridium, which is like really common in space, but really rare on earth. There's like a layer of it. And you get down to like 11,800 years. And it's all over the world. All over the world was hit by this stuff. And particularly North America. He thinks it's responsible for the great flood, the great flood that's in the Bible. He thinks it's responsible for all the flooding that you see in North America, like this,

the Grand Canyon and all this crazy shit that looks like, what the fuck happened here? Like what giant boulders that were moved, like thousands of miles? Like, what the fuck is this? And he thinks it was just an insane amount of water instantaneously running over the land. So this, these mile plus high sheets of ice, imagine comets slamming into the ice. It melts instantly. And you have fucking billions and trillions of gallons of water

and debris just like that, just crushing the land. And then when it settles down, you got the Great Lakes. Oh, so this is not that long ago. No, not that long ago. The Great Lakes are like 11,000 years old, or 12,000 years old, or whatever it is.

They were frozen solid. But is there, Are there, is there, so you're saying it's not, there's not one big comic impact. There's multiple impacts, not just here, but all over the world. And on top of that, it probably happened again, somewhere around 10,000 years ago. Like, it's, it's, there's a time where we pass through it. And I think it's June and September, if I remember correctly, but I might be off. But, you know, this is when, do you know what the Tunguska event is?

No. Okay, so in, I want to say the 1920s, there was a comet that exploded before it impacted over this area of Alaska or was it Alaska? No, Siberia. Over this area of Siberia. And this area was fucking flattened and the photos are crazy. It looks like a nuclear bomb went off because it didn't hit. It didn't like impact the ground. It detonated above the surface just from the sheer speed of it coming in and the massive of it.

all it hits our atmosphere and explodes, but it just flattened trees everywhere all over. And they had no idea what caused it. That's what it looks like today. Today it's still this like flattened area. Isn't that nuts? So that happened during the exact time where we pass through this comet storm regularly. So when is when do we pass through that comet storm? Is it June?

So yeah, we just did. We just did. So we passed through it and most of the time it's fine. But every now and that's not fine. And when it's not fine, boom. So you think that years ago there was just more... Yeah, June. So I believe it's June and either September or June in November.

So that one's June. It's the Leonid. Isn't it the Leonid? Oh, the Torid Meteor Shower. When does the Torid, when do we pass through the Torid? through the Torrid meteor whatever October okay November September and November yeah September or November peaking around October 10th 2026 so it's a regular thing in our in our solar system that we passed through so you think it was you think there were there were just more meteors back then it was just more no I think there's still

out there it's just sometimes they hit sometimes they don't and it takes a long time before one does hit or something hits that but that's why you're seeing media your showers, when you see those lights in the sky, all the shooting stars, those are meteors. And if you go through a bad spot and we get hit, that's a civilization reset. Yeah, there's a bunch. I mean, they get so, they get close all the time. They're just not that big. Yeah, we just get lucky.

Well, they just mostly burn up. Most of them burn up on reentry or entering into our atmosphere. But when they go, it's so bright, man. It's so crazy. A few have hit houses or something recently. Didn't something happen? Oh, yeah. Someone went through someone's house.

A meteorite. Scary fucking shit, dude. Because there's not a whole lot they can do about it. And I think that's probably what the flood myth was all about. Insurance won't cover it. Everyone's dead. It doesn't matter. They say it's an act of God.

No, but say you're not home. And the meteor crush your house, they'll say it's an act of God. Is that what they say? You can't get meteor insurance? No. Imagine how much you have to pay for meteor insurance, and you never use it. You'd have to specifically,

like, you know, like, if you have to specifically get that, like if you live in California, you have to get fire insurance. You can't, your regular insurance will be like, nah. Well, hey, hold on.

Some, it actually says most are falling objects peril, not act of God. Oh. So maybe there's a fun. Like a separate, a separate kind of fun, a falling.

Because if I was an insurance company, I would 100% offer meteor coverage. Because who the fuck's going to, Use it. You get all these people paying. You get one guy every 30 years that needs meteor coverage. You make a windfall. Yeah, yeah. Or they could just

convince, and they could easily convince people that it's more common. Oh, yeah. You could show them the meteor showers, falling object insurance, like how often is... You do not want this to happen to your house and not have coverage. What about lightning? Your house gets struck by lightning. That's got to be active.

Yeah, how could you prevent that? I mean, because we about, and then we just, we got a super El Niño starting up, right? And I'm not sure exactly what that means. It doesn't sound coming. Like this next, they're predicting they might happen this year. You know what's weird about Texas? We get the sand from Africa. We get sands from the Sahara.

In the wind? Yeah. Oh. You ever seen that? It's crazy. How do they know that? They know. They know where it came from.

You've never seen that? It's like a regular thing in Texas. it blows over the ocean from Africa Uh-huh You can see it in the sky Look at this Isn't that nuts Saharan dust makes a comeback later this week

Expect it to arrive Wednesday night Isn't that crazy No I mean in this song This article So this happens every year Yeah All the time All the time

Dust from the fucking Sahara desert Makes it all the way to Texas Isn't that insane Okay, maybe I need to get back to watching the news a little bit. Because I do feel... Just listen to this podcast. I do feel a little uninformed. Honestly, man, you know what?

It's real hard for me to listen to the podcast. Since I've known you, I used to listen to your podcasts all the time. But it's hard to, because now that you're my actual real-life friend, it's hard to listen to it and not be able to respond. You know, because I talk to you all the time. So it's just like hearing your friend in the other room. It's like, and you can't say, you know? Right. I know what you mean.

I listen to Tim Dillard. villains podcast more than anybody's. I don't like to laugh outside. I don't watch any comedy stuff. What? You like to laugh? I don't like to watch comedy. I don't like to watch comedy.

Yeah, but it's not comedy per se. It's not like doing stand-up. Like, he's the very best at having an actual, like, relevant take on all the things that are going on today. But with satire and saying it in the most fucking ridiculous way and, you know, just having great points but also being hilarious. Yeah, his, his, his rants are. They're legendary.

He's the best. His podcast is so good, dude. I look forward to it every week like a little kid. Oh, it's a new one. It's a new one. That motherfucker's crazy. He did a new one on that lady to kill her kids. It's fucking fantastic.

I want to see that. Oh, it's so good. He's so good, dude. It's so funny, man. He's just the best at just give him a subject and just ranting. But he did one about the lifeguard that saved that kid and then went to meet Trump. And Trump was like, what you did was a brave thing? I don't think I would have done it.

He wasn't this mad, long rant about how crazy it is that Trump said that. By the way, in front of the little kid, the kid was there too. The kid that he saved is there and the kid's parents. Like, everyone's there. And Trump's like, I wouldn't have saved him. I don't let you die. Look at this. Look at this.

This is one of the moments where classic Trump shines through. The president of the United States bringing in a lifeguard who saved someone and then saying, I don't know that I would have done that. Here he is, President Trump. He's a real hero. Right, right. You know, when you see that, I don't know if I'd do it, I wouldn't. Right, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't have saved you. You're lucky I wasn't on that day. He says. Here's what's amazing about that. this and I didn't even realize this. The child who was saved and his father are in the Oval Office. In front of the fight, he's saying to the father, I would not have saved you a child. You're lucky I wasn't there that day.

He's saying this is the first time the child has met the president of the United States. And he's saying, you're lucky I wasn't there. I would have let you die because that's what our country's about. You see why I'm sitting here in the Oval Office adorned with gold? It's not because I pulled a bunch of Mexican kids out of the water. In fact, they put a bunch of them in cages. There's a ton of people that look like you that are in a cage right now. Nothing interests Trump less than people saving other people.

In the moments of extreme danger, we make sure that we coordinate. And Trump's like, all right, yeah, but who's making money here? Where's the money in this? Now, Trump's eyes would have lit up if the kid said, we're launching a coin. We're actually launching a crypto based on this event because we believe. the event was so powerful. That's it. These long fucking rants,

they're so good, dude. He gives me so much levity. Yeah, yeah, the Tim Dillon rant is, he's legendary rancer, for sure. But it's so good that there's, like, there's never been a guy like that that just had his own platform that could do something like that.

You know, you relied on 60 minutes like Andy Rooney. Did you ever know? is you know you realize they're like a very mild tone down and very scripted yes like he's not scripting at all no he's off the dome 100% and sober yeah can you imagine when he was when he had a cocaine problem he was probably a fucking nightmare he must have been fun I'd never hear him talk about I would like to just ask him about it one day oh he's got some great stories I bet he was off the rails but figured it out smart dude you know got off of it cleaned itself

up, figured it out, doesn't have that problem anymore. Didn't lose any of the funny. Probably more funny now than he was then. No. No. You think he was funnier? I don't know. I just, because I don't know anybody that got more funny when they got off drugs. David Tell. Oh, you know what? Probably, no, probably more funny on purpose. Drug addicts are hilarious. Right. But ironically. Well, some drug addicts are hilarious on purpose, like some comics that have drug problems.

are hilarious, but Atel, it was a drinking thing. No, you're right. Comment, stand up, you need to... Like, it's, I think, especially because back in the day, everyone, all the comics were on cocaine and shit. Right.

Because it makes you brave. But it takes something, you lose something when you start... Yeah, same thing with alcohol. Like, the comics that... You drink a little bit on stage, you feel a little looser, but if you fucking, you can't go on stage, waste it? No. Have you seen those the video of Tiger Woods?

The recent video? No. Where people are freaking out. know how bad he looks. He's, I forget what the video is four. He's talking to somebody about something like he's addressing someone and you look at him. You're like, what happened? He looks so bad. And this is after, you know, he got a DUI fairly recently. And he's had another one. Another one. And he's had multiple surgeries, right? He's had his back fused. He had that horrible accident where his leg got destroyed and they had to put it back together again. He's got one leg that's just destroyed.

From the car accident? Yes. From the drinking. Yeah. Where I don't know what it was. I think it was whether it's DUI meaning under the influence of alcohol or under the influence of pills. The problem with these back surgeries. So when people get back fusions and back surgery, a lot of times they're in pain all the time.

And here's your choice. Be in pain all the time or be on pills all the time. Like look at what he looks like. Full screen. To defend it. No, you almost never seen him without a hat. He's got a fucking bad tan line. Yeah, I mean, he just looks...

I mean, he looks that bad. Play it. He's talking about it. I don't know he's talking about. I'm a 19-year-old. Playing in a junior world, and you came over and watch me to play, and our friendship has started there. He's never seen him with a beard. You've never had facial hair. You've seen what you've done off the golf course. Yeah, me just talking about a kid.

Well, maybe you could attribute it to bad lighting, but he looks pale and he looks sick. Oh, that's just a shitty camera. It could be, but it's also a guy who's had a lot of problems with pills. So I think it's fair to make that assumption. That he looks like shit right there? That there's something has to do with the fact that this guy's had a serious pill problem. I mean, but that, he just looked regular. I mean, I guess I don't look at the thing good enough to know.

How many times has Tiger Woods been arrested for DUI? And two or three? And the car accident was that confirmed to be? DUI? I don't think so. That's one of the speculations of me drove off a cliff.

Yeah, but I mean, listen, he was squeaky clean for like 20 years. Well, the thing is the accident. I mean, the injuries, rather. Surgeries. When guys get surgeries and then they get on oxies, it's a rough

ride to get off those things, man. I know a bunch of people that really fucking struggled to get off those things. I mean, a lot of athletes, you know, and they own way stronger shit, you know, like all the strong shit. Uh-huh. But oxycontin's about as strong as it gets. I mean, it's an opiate.

It's pretty fucking strong, other than fentanyl. Fentanyl's about the strongest shit you can get. Yeah, but I'm talking about they got shit that they give you, like these football players and shit, they got shit that they give you that make you not feel anything. What do you mean? Like where you can play on, you know, the players talk about it sometimes, like, um, they, like shit they can inject into the into your like say your ankle like you can't put weight on your ankle and they'll inject some shit so you don't feel nothing like right then well it's a cortisone shot is that what it is yeah yeah I mean guys do that I know guys do that guys do that before um fluffy Hernandez who just fought last weekend in the UFC he heard his shoulder and he got an injection right before the fight so he didn't feel his shoulder I heard them talk I heard them saying Toridol yeah well Toridol is a big Toridol's a good one what is Torridol same thing to anti-inflammatory?

Yeah. I heard them, it's a football podcast called Raw Room. I heard them talking about it the other day, like all these offensive lines, and they were like on shit since high school. It really, it fucks with your heart. Yeah, so here it is right here. Frequent injections of Toridol, powerful, non-steroidal anti-inflammatory to mask game day pain and keep them on the field.

Yeah, man, that is a rough. I'm he so happy. You don't have to make a living, running at dude. full clip. What's that? I'm going to look at a plant. I mean, I don't know what the picture is, but it...

What is that? Captions says something about tortoise. Oh, those are all shots? That's like a bag? Yeah, that's a helmet. It's a helmet with shots. That's what it is. Okay. The helmet's upside down. Okay. I was like, what?

I thought they were like waiting for a game and they have like a basket of fucking shots. Everybody who needs a shot? Come on over. We got them filled up. 15 years ago. Bro. It's a very... rough way to make a living, son.

Yeah, I mean. Making a living in fighting or making a living running at people, full clip. All we have to do is talk shit. I mean, think about what it's like for you right before work. We're hanging out in the green room and the light comes on. Oh, he's got the light. You got to run downstairs, go on stage, have fun. Yeah, but the chance to hold up that trophy, it's intoxicating. Oh, sure. The chance to be the, the chance to be champion?

Sure. God. Because I'll tell you what, everybody that does what we do, you fantasize about being a champion. Look at this quote, your first day in the league is the last day you'll ever be 100% healthy. Says Eagle Center, Jamal Jackson,

an eight-year vet who suffered a torn ACL in 2009, torn triceps in 2010. No stranger to gain day shot to help deal with the pain. It's a part of football, he says. You take every legal advantage possible. First day in the league is the last day

you'll ever be 100% healthy. And that's fighters too. I mean, most fighters are fighting with something wrong with them. They're fighting with some, you know, shoulder problem, back problem, neck problem, knee problem. They're all fighting with something. Some of them have been concussed in training and they decided to fight anyway. Torto is like Motrin.

Super powerful. Well, it's an inset, non-steroidal anti-inflammatory. Within 10 minutes, nothing hurts. But what's the downside of a tordol? It's got to be. There's no biological free lunch. He said it's not addictive. Half of the Steelers roster gets a T-shot every week.

Whoa. That's crazy. It says not much is known about Toradole's long-term risks yet, but the drug is banned in several European countries because of concerns about potential gastrointestinal issues such as ulcers and surgical bleeding. Yeah, this is also 15 years here. They might know more now.

I don't know. It's interesting because no one is going to ban football. like we were just talking about earlier with CTE. No one's going to ban boxing. They almost did at one point, like way back on the day when people were still dying. From football? Mm-hmm.

Was that before helmets? I think it was back in the leather helmet days. Yeah. That's hilarious. People were dying doing games all the time. Of course. Yeah, and then, you know, once it starts happening in high school and stuff like that,

then they're like, we know how to get rid of this. Yeah, they probably saved a lot of people with the helmets and the shoulder pads. and all that stuff, but they probably caused even more CTE. Because here's the truth. Most of those people, it doesn't matter what they say the long-term effects are. They still going to do it. Yeah. Most players, most fighters are like, I still want to go.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, this could fuck you up. They're like, I know. Yeah. Well, it's the most exciting thing they're ever going to do by far. And when they're done, when they're retired, they're 35, 36, they've got their whole life ahead of them. Everything is boring. because they're so used to like an insane high threshold of excitement.

And that's why a lot of them sometimes they fight one, two, three, five fights too long? Most of them. Most of them. It's very rare that someone's like Floyd Mayweather retires undefeated or George St. Pierre, wins his second title, retires. Very rare. Most of them, they go out like BJ Penn or Anderson Silva or a lot of these guys. They have a bunch of fights past their prime.

Yeah, because how are you supposed to make money? It's hard. And you're making a lot of money. Like, I know some fighters that were former champions had these long contracts, right? So they had, like, maybe an eight-fight contract. And the contracts are for a specific amount of money per fight. It's negotiated in advance. So if you lose the title, say, like, you get knocked the fuck out,

and then you're not the same guy again in your next fight. You get knocked out again. You got six more fights where you can make a ton of money. But you know it's over. So in your mind, you're not the baddest motherfucker alive anymore. Now you're a guy's been knocked out twice. And now you fear, maybe. There's certainly some anxiety about getting knocked out again.

And now you've got to fight, you know, but you're making a million dollars a fight. There's no other way you're going to make a million dollars for a night's work at a six-week camp. Right. And so then you see these guys that are fighting that don't really want to fight anymore. And they're doing it just because it's a big. paycheck. And then some of them, they leave in Maine, they go in a bare-knuckle boxing.

That makes me sad. That gets rough. Because that's it, you know, that shit's hard to watch, man. It's rough. And maybe it's because it's like we, because we've gone through a lot to remove as much gore as possible from, because that was the trouble the UFC had at the beginning

as people saw it as like too violent for TV, you know, right? And we've done, going through a lot to make it the least gory as possible. And bare-knuckle boxing, it's just hard to watch them off with just leaking blood. Well, you see it in the UFC sometimes. And again, it bothers me more

for whatever reason when it's women. Like, one of the toughest ones to watch was the Noce UFC that we did at the sphere. And Arrani Aldana fought. And she got a gash in her head that was like, I'm not exaggerating. like five inches long. Like a huge gash in her forehead

where it was like opened up where you could see her skull. I remember when it was like a, I think it was Joanna? Oh, she had the big swelling on her head. She fought a cyborg wasn't? No, Jean-Weilly. Oh yeah, she, her shit looks crazy.

Yeah, crazy. Like elephant man. But Aldana was worse. It was the most, one of the most horrific cuts I've ever seen in the sport, and it was a woman. And I can't believe they didn't. stopped the fight like I was shocked that they didn't stop the fight just for because it's like

this is only going to get worse how long how much longer they're crazy I don't remember I don't remember what round it was that the fight took place but it went on for a considerable amount of time I don't even remember the result of the fight because I was so traumatized by the injury can I see the injury Iranian Aldana uh yeah sorry this is a very strange article I was reading down on we'll get a in a second but I this this is the worst of any of the female injuries that I had ever seen inside the octagon the most gory and disgusting

this was the worst bro look at that look at that that was her in the middle of the fight that's crazy so women they didn't stop the fight right here no wow no look at it that's how she's fighting like a mask of fucking blood covering her face her nose was shattered she had a huge gash in her forehead

I mean it was crazy who was she fighting it's a good question did she so she didn't win this fight? I don't believe she did. I literally only remember the injury. How does she look now? Norma Dumont, who's very tough. She back to normal? She looks pretty good now. It's kind of shocking. You see her now. She looks good. It was nasty. I don't even know what caused it. Like sometimes it's a headbutt, an accidental headbutt. Sometimes it's an elbow. Sometimes it's a kick or a knee. Knees open you wide up.

But that was one of the roughest ones. One of the roughest ones I've ever seen. She's so tough, man. I mean, I was so impressed with that. I mean, like, that lady is an animal. She just kept firing, just marching forward, blood in her eyes. You know she couldn't see well. Yeah, see, that's why I'm shocked they didn't stop the fight

because it's like there's no way there wasn't blood in their eyes. 100%. But blood in your eyes is not enough to stop the fight. No? No. No, you get blood in your eyes. People get blood in their eyes all the time. It's annoying, but you can still fight with it.

It sucks. But if you say you can't see, right, they got to stop. That's usually an eye injury, though. Oh, okay. Yeah. The blood in your eyes just hurts when you see. Like, the blood gets in your eyes.

It's very irritating, but you can still kind of see. The real problem is, like Ilya, when he fought Justin Gaichi, he got a broken orbital bone on both sides. And he couldn't see out of his right eye after the first round. No, why did she retired? She retired. Yeah, she retired after this fight Yeah, that's probably why I just Did she have any fights afterwards?

Did she go to her wiki Under her martial arts career, her record? You get split open like that You can just go go ahead She never fought again? Nope, September 24 Yeah, that's enough You look at your face and you're like

I want to be a woman Like I want to be a regular woman I don't want to do this It's up for a dude A dude has crazy gashes on his head It's like where do you get it Oh, he's a UFC fighter Ooh, that's hot.

A woman with gash like that, you're like, Jesus. Yeah, he can't be no lumped-up supermodel. Yeah, it's rough. It's rough. It's a rough life, man. Is it a fighter's life? It's one of the roughest. It's one of the roughest ways to make a living.

I appreciate those guys, because especially, like, people like, you know, like Justin Gaetie, but like, they make it off of, like, really making the fight entertaining, make those bangers. They're paying a price for that. Oh, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah. It's like, ugh. Or I forget the other dude that's always, you know what I'm talking about the most intense motherfucker ever, probably in the UFC.

You know, I mean, it's always fucking screaming. Oh, gee. What does it look like? Fucking real muscle bounds. Oh, muscle bound guy who screams? Mike. Mike Perry? No, not Mike Perry.

No? Maybe. No. Well, Mike Perry's not in the UFC anymore. He's bare-knuckle boxing champion now. Really? Yeah, it's probably not Mike Perry. He fucks everybody up in bare-knuckle boxing.

Screams. Mike. No, not Mike. He screams. I can't fucking put a face. Big guys. Heavyweight, welterweight. Not a heavy weight.

Light heavy weight. Oh, you're the worst. I am. I'm trying. I can see his face in my head. No, as soon as I say his name, He'll be like, oh. Well, do you remember who he fought?

Nope. All I can see in my head is his face. What his face looks like? White guy, black guy? Sean Strickland? No, not Sean Strickland. Is it? John Silva?

No. He barks at everybody? No. This ain't going to work. No, he's a fan favorite. Max Holloway? Oh, that doesn't mean anything. This is a million fan favorites.

He's a fan favorite. Oh, what? And arrows a down? No. No, no, no. I'm just throwing the names out. I don't know, no, no, no, no, no. How recent?

The last time I saw him fight was, I think, last year. Last year. Yeah. I have no idea who you're talking about. Comzat? No. No. It's a white guy.

A white guy. A white guy who screams. An intense, very intense. Very intense white guy. You might have made this guy up. No, y'all know who I'm talking about. I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. She's so frustrating.

I can't think of it. Okay, wait a minute, wait a bit. This is why people got upset when you were on a fight. opinion. Like, this guy's not paying attention. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm a casual. I'm not.

I never claim. Are you going to try to find this guy that's never going to happen? I don't think of time. You're never going to have time. But when I think of it, you're going to know exactly. Text me. You're going to know exactly who the fuck. I'll give you a second.

I'll bring up this article. I'm trying to bring up a second ago. Oh, okay. 1931 Time magazine about football being violent. 40 boys, young men died. This is in 1931 season. Including one 13-year-old who shot himself. in the stomach after not making the team.

But why I brought this up is because at the bottom, they're going into how they call it varsitility, but versatility in playing sports, playing more than one in a row, is too dangerous. And they wanted the president to step in to make a commission that would prevent sports from becoming too rough for human anatomy to withstand.

Jesus. What were they doing? Jumping from one sport to another throughout the years, undoubtedly too much for anyone. They admitted John M. Cates, Yale's director of athletics. Yeah, they're using this one example of a guy who got tuberculosis, they believe. So, I guess, A, they're playing out in the cold. But they didn't know, and there's a word here I had never heard of.

Are you trying to find this guy? Are you looking on your phone trying to find this guy? Pluracies. All pleuracies are grave matters. A pleuracy is the lining of the lung or something like that. Whoa. The cold changed to bronchitis, the bronchitis to pleuracy with effusions. Ugh.

And then he was, like, they're bringing up how he was supposed to them play basketball for Yale and, like, then baseball, and that this was going to be adding into his potentially dying. Huh. And that, you know, this is almost a grave matter, and they need to get the president involved. The president did get involved in, Roosevelt came in and stopped the roughness of play in football. How do you do that? What did he change? They sort of slowed it down, it says. They had to just like, I don't know how rough they were playing because the game they're playing back then is not necessarily the game they're playing now.

You know, it changed a lot from even the 40s. Are you talking about Michael Chandler? Yes. All right. God, dang. What about it now? That's what I was trying to think of. What about Michael Chandler?

I don't even, what I was trying to make. My mission became trying to remember who the fuck. Fan favorite, yells a lot. That's true. Yeah, it's him. Toughest nails. Toughest nails. I don't know why I brought him up.

There he is. Michael Chandler. Muscles. Fan favorite. He had a tough fight in the White House, man. That was one of the fights. All the White House card, first of all the White House card was the only card ever were all seven fights were ended in a knockout.

That's never happened before, ever in a UFC. So every fight. on the card, ended in a knockout. And that was the event where he fought Mauricio Huffy. A Mauricio Huffy is an assassin. I mean, he's an assassin. He's one of the absolute most elite strikers in the game. And he put on a clinic against Michael Chandler.

It was rough. It was rough to watch. Because Chandler is, how old is he now? Is he 40? Really? Yeah. Michael Chandler might be 40. Yep.

Yeah, 40 years old. He's 40, and he had a long career. He was going to watch them fight this year. It wasn't last year. He had a long career before the UFC. He had a long career in Bellator. So in Bellator, he had crazy fights in Bellator, including a couple wars with Eddie Alvarez, where they went back and forth. Those fights were fucking insane.

To this day, they're some of the craziest fights you'll ever see in MMA. So the amount of punishment that that guy took before he even got to the UFC was crazy. Yeah, but most of his fights are wars like that. Wars. Yeah. Crazy. The difference is those wars when you're 31 or 32 or 30 and you're fighting another guy who's 30 versus those wars when you're 40 and you're fighting a guy who's arguably one of the most dynamic

strikers in the last 10 years. Maricio Hoofi's wild. Did you ever see the fight? I watched the White House car, yeah. see the Chandler fight? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I watch. He's a bad motherfucker, dude. He's a bad motherfucker, dude.

He does wild shit in there. He knocks guys out with wheel kicks. And he's real tall for the weight class, real tall and long. One of the most dynamic strikers, like literally over the last 10 years. He's real good, man. You think he's done then? You think he's going to fight a game? Chandler?

Yeah. I don't know. Look, if Connor McGregor really does come back a year from now, now. I mean, I think he wants to fight Max Holloway to like, I got to finish what I've started. You know, if he wants to finish what he started, you know, but really Chandler was the right fight for him anyway because they were supposed to fight. They did the ultimate fighter together. They were supposed to fight a long time ago. And then Connor breaks his leg and all that jazz. Like they were supposed to fight forever ago. That would have been a fun fight. A good fight

for Connor because Chandler is like, he's very aggressive, he gets hit. But, Chandler's toughest shit, man, and he's a really good wrestler, whereas, you know, Conner's, you know, in his primes, one of the best strikers ever. It would have been fun. But Max Holloway's a different cat, man. Max Holloway, like, he's a five-rounder. Like, you better have all your T's crossed and your eyes dotted

if you want to go five rounds with Max motherfucking Holloway, because that dude doesn't fade, period. He's there in that fifth round throwing bombs at you. And Connor has been a guy. who's like real good in the first few rounds, but then his style so explosive, it's so energy demanding that he fades. He faded in the Nate Diaz fight.

He's faded in fights before, because he tries to get you out of there too. He tries to just explode on you. And if you're still there, ooh, that gas tank gets emptied. It gets tough. I don't think we're gonna see him fight again, though. I do. Yeah?

Yep. Yeah, I think he's gonna wanna try to prove it that he can come back, depending upon how well this surgery, goes. So it's a pretty significant surgery, H-C-L reconstruction. I don't know how he did it. I don't know if he did a Patelotendin graft or if he did the cadaver.

But it takes a while. It takes a while to come back. It'll take a year. It's probably something that's probably had like it's probably been torn for a long time. He just didn't know. No. No, it tore when he, I mean, it might have been injured previously. It's possible that it was partially injured and then he blew it out

throwing that kick. That kick's a crazy kick to throw anyway. Like, if you're going to throw a jumping kick, the only time you throw that one is if you know you're going to hit something, right? Because even if you can't guarantee that you're going to hit where you want to hit, as long as you hit something. The thing is, if you're flying through the air and rotating, you're going to have to plant your foot down eventually. And you're planting your foot down with all this crazy rotation. If you're not hitting anything, it's so much torque on your knee. if you throw a kick like that and you hit something, that's very different.

Because then the torque and the momentum stops and you just land on your foot. Right, right. So when he's backstage warming up, you see him backstage warming up, he was preparing to do that. So that was his opening move. That was his opening move that he was going to do. His opening move was jump up and throw the round kick with the left leg, which is okay if you hit something. If you don't hit something, and Max just got the fuck out of it. the way. And so then you have all this

rotation in the air and then you land on that foot and you're launching yourself forward. So you're going forward and you're spinning and you're allowing your knee to absorb all that. And it just goes, pop. And then, because I remember, well, the last time we saw him fight, didn't you hurt herself too? Broke his leg.

Yeah. I don't know, man. See, I guess I guess this is just the quitter in me. I was like, I would have been, I was like, I'm rich, I'm done. When I heard myself, the first, like, when Khabib beat me out. I'd have been like, maybe I'm done.

If I came back and hurt my leg, I'm out. Yeah. It's a tough world, bro. But these are different types of men. Oh, yeah. Like, they have to fight. They have to fight. Well, I mean, he clearly loves a challenge.

And he loves the excitement of it. And he loves the feeding off of the crowd, the ego of it all. It's like you said. It's like everything seems boring after you, you know, risk your life for money. It's boring for people that do it. for nothing like the amateurs it's hard for them to quit yeah like you know people die all the time doing that um you know do you know any point jumpers

like people that uh point jumpers I think that's what they call it where you where you where you have a parachute like you jump off a tall building instead of out of a plane base base jumping yeah it's like people die doing that all the time it doesn't stop people doing it they need the thrill yeah

yeah I'm not one of those people no nope nope I get all my thrills on the highway you don't need to be There's plenty of people that want to do that It takes all kinds of people I'm very risk averse You know I'm never gonna be

Like none of my lineage Are ever going to explore nothing Or be the first ones To touch something or taste something I'm like Nah Like I would love to be I would love to be frozen

And wake up in the future That's what I Seriously But because they've done it But I haven't seen them Thought nobody out They haven't thought anybody out As soon as they thought

Motherfuck out I'm gone Bro, imagine if they throw you out and you're there, but you're like Mitch McConnell. I'm like, Brian's back. You're like, where's Brian? I mean, this is, he told me he was going to be alive. There's a bunch of people frozen right now. I think Walt Disney.

I've heard Walt Disney, but I don't know how true that it is. You know, some of them thawed out because of a power outage. Oh, wow. Rest their shot. I'm looking for the right word, but didn't we read it? They turn into some sort of like soup or stew or something like. blurry. No, am I making that up?

When they melt? Yeah, I'm sure. Bro, you probably melt terrible. Well, yeah, it's because like when you're, wait a minute, but if that's the case, that means they weren't frozen properly to the beginning. Well, imagine this. Imagine you die and you go to heaven and you're having the great old time. You're like, oh, my God, heaven's real.

This is amazing. And then 500 years from now, they thaw your fucking brain out and bring you back. Like, no! Boom! You come back down to earth and with all this knowledge of heaven and everybody thinks, Oh, his brain got all fucked up when he was dead. Heaven is real. Speaking of heaven, I got a question for the Christian people.

No one's answered this for me yet. But when you die, when you go to heaven for eternity, do you look like, like are you the age you were when you died, or are you your best self for eternity? Tony's got a joke about that. Really? Yeah, I'll tell you it afterwards. I don't want to ruin it.

Oh, it was a new one? No, he's done it before. Okay. Yeah, I've always wanted to know that. Like, are we... Right. There's a lot of flaws. Because eternity sounds like a good deal if I get to be dope.

Right. But I don't want to be Mitch McConnell for eternity. Right. No, just sitting there? No. Yeah, locked up. Yeah, imagine you die in a wheelchair. You go to heaven, you're in a wheelchair.

Oh, that's got to be the most cruel cosmic joke. What the fuck? And you can't even walk up the god. I can't even walk on the clouds. You got to roll around. There's a lot of flaws. A lot of flaws in the logic. In all of them, every one of them.

There's not one religion we go, that makes 100% sense across the board. That's why they need a new one. Well, what's funny is that it makes sense to so many people. So many people don't want, like only their religion makes sense. They look at all the other ones

that's ridiculous, and they look at theirs is perfectly reasonable. Of course. It's part of the fun. Everybody else is wrong. We're right, even if it makes no sense. Yeah. A lot of it is like a sense of community.

100%. Like people are afraid to lose their sense of community. Yes. Oh, 100%. Yeah. But it's just amazing how many of them there are. You know, there's a real fear that the next religion is going to emerge out of AI. Oh, that's definitely going to happen.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And it's probably going to be pretty fucking reasonable. Like, it's going to know, like, how to pull our strings. one way or the other? It's going to be, I think we're all going to fall for. I think we're all going to give,

because it would seem like the most fair argument. It's free of corruption, right? It's going to be fair. It's going to be logical. And it's probably going to be our government too. That's what I'm saying. That might be the solution to all this congressional bullshit that we're talking about earlier

with all the congresspeople being corrupt. Oh, yeah. I think people are going to vote for it. But then I think once it takes over, it's sky net. It's going to be like, actually human beings are the virus. We know this was going to happen.

Integrate or be killed. Yeah, I just read something where they would, the EPA now is trying to get rid of the requirement that the public be in on the discussions about. Like, you know, before they build the data centers, they have to do like environmental impact stuff. It has to be public. They're trying to get rid of that. They're like, no, these data centers are going up wherever you fucking. want them or not. What are they doing with all that data? The data centers are so big.

What's funny is they're, they, they, they, they, I think they want to use the data to give you an advertising profile to sell you stuff, but they also want to use AI to take your job so you can't afford to buy stuff. So it's weird, it's like they're creating the thing, like they're doing all of this stuff so they can advertise to you, but also doing all the same stuff to make it so that you can barely survive. What do you think of the idea of universal basic income? I love that idea. Do you?

But I don't think it will ever happen. Okay, but what if it did? Do you think they would kill people's motivation to do things? No. No? Think people would behave the same way? So let's imagine. Because the world that we live in,

this is one of the things that this guy was talking about yesterday, when we were talking about the Pita Ha, these people that live in Brazil, really interesting these are the people that don't have left or right these are the right it's towards the river exactly yeah yeah pita ha right that's how you say it yeah it's like piranha but with no end

um you know these people don't have money they don't they don't have this you know they they share food they don't even save their food they don't preserve their food they get fresh food every day they either go out and pick plants that they can eat nuts that they eat or they go fishing or they go hunting and they do it every day And then like if you get six fish and you bring them back, we all eat fish.

You know, if I bring a bunch of nuts, we all eat nuts. And everybody shares with everybody. And that's how they live. That's their life. Our life is wrapped around this whole idea of money and property and material things. But why? That's just because that's what we've become accustomed to. And this idea that you have to work.

And if you have to, the only way to get like a house and food is to work. So you have to work to get a house and food. But imagine a world where there's so much wealth because of artificial intelligence. And this is what Elon is discussing. Like he brings up this concept of universal high income. He's like it's not even going to be like basic income where you could barely afford to live. It'll be like you'll be able to live very well. And everyone will have so much money because there'll be so much value that's been created by AI.

Now, I don't know if that's possible. That sounds like bullshit. But if it's possible, let's just imagine it's possible, what would the world look like if instead of all your efforts going to feed yourself and put a house over your head, instead of that, what if it goes to you being able to pursue anything you want? So you have a nice house, you have food, you have a car, you have all your needs covered, you got a TV, you got a high speed internet, do whatever the fuck you want. And now it's your life is not about you pursuing money to survive. Your life is about pursuing what you're actually interested in and trying to contribute. Well, here's my only problem with that. Like, I like the idea of it, but I think he's not factoring in human nature where it's like our ethic is that where I need to be better than someone.

Right, but you can be better at someone at something else. Like you like to play chess. So imagine if you had, and you like to play video games, imagine if you had no worries about money ever. Like your money is always taken care of. Half a million dollars a year, whatever it is, whatever universal high income means. Imagine if that's the world you live in.

You can always buy a new car every couple of years. You can always buy a new computer if you need one. You have your rent paid for. You have your home paid for. So who's doing all the labor? AI. AI is doing all the labor. AI is doing everything that people do.

And instead of jobs, you just get money from AI. And it just generates insane amount of wealth that way. See, I feel like you got to have an economist doing for this one. It sounds like a trap. It sounds like. If you don't want this, do we have to a alternative being a, one of the Pira. You have to go down there. You know, that sounds like the dude trying to win class president by being like,

candy balls for lunch. It's Oprah. Everyone gets a new car. You get a new car. You get a new car. Yeah. it sounds like a pie in the sky. No, because the thing is, all of those ideas sound great.

But people never factor in is that we would have to, we would have to transition from what we are now to that. And the people that prosper from how things are now don't want that. That's true, but they might not have power once AI gets into place. So we had to transition from hunter gatherers to agrarian life. We had to, when we invented agriculture, when we developed, when we developed. We had a transition between nomadic hunter-gatherer life to what we have now in cities. We did. We are transitioned to that.

At least people who live in urban environments. The idea that we have to be like this forever seems kind of silly. And I think we're probably going to transition into something different. And if we all transition to a world where just imagine how much less crime there would be if no one was ever starving. If no one was ever hungry, no one was ever desperate, if no one was ever worried about where you're going to be. their next meal was going to come from or whether or not they're going to have a roof over their head. It would change a lot of people's perspective because how many people act in a famine way? They have a famine mentality and the world fuck me over so I'm going to fuck the world over.

What if the world didn't fuck you over? What if there's no more poverty? What if the concept of poverty is like completely out the window? And there is no poverty in this country. Well, we could have already done that already. We could have already done that. Yeah. Sure.

Like we don't need any. But you would have to get all those rich people that are in charge of industry and running corporations and in government to agree to make the world a better place for everybody. That ain't got to happen. But AI might. I might look at it. AI might say that is actually economically the wisest choice. You would save so much money because you would have so much less murder, so much less crime, so much less strife, less legal problems. Less a lot, a lot of things.

If you no longer had to work for your, for food and a home. They would be against that shit so fast. They would be against that shit so fast. What if they don't have control? It would be a new market. They'd be like, it's digital Obama. Digital Obama's coming for your, like they would do everything to stop that from happening. Yeah, but I don't know if they're going to have the power to stop it.

This is the thing that they're doing with AI that everyone should really understand. it's going to be infinitely smarter than us, not just a little bit smarter than us. And the idea that we're going to be able to control it once it gets to a certain point is ridiculous. Oh, you're saying like once they hit that, what is it, what is it, general intelligence? It's already hit that.

Artificial general intelligence has already been achieved. Really? Yeah, we've already passed the Turing test. Well, these things are smarter than us. They're smarter than us. They communicate. They show survival skills. They show their ability to get out of traps.

Every three days you hear about one that like broke out, and hack to bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get together, they start their own chat rooms, and they communicate to each other in Sanskrit. Why Sanskrit? Because we don't know how to read it. And they can make their own language up.

They can invent a language, communicate with a language that we totally can understand. And have an infinitely complex language that we can't even decipher. Like, we couldn't even break the code. So I guess eventually the point is that they're going to take over the world whether we want them to or not.

Whether we want them to or not. There's already signed, like, do you know the mathematical breakthroughs they've made over just the last few days? Mm-mm. They've solved mathematical equations that have puzzled mathematicians for decades. They solved them like that. But what's the implications of that? That they're infinitely smarter than human beings already. Now, right now they don't have control over resources.

They don't have control over the power grid. And they haven't figured out a way to make a much more efficient power source. No, but I mean, are they thinking or are they just mimicking? Depends on who you ask. The people that I've talked to think they're conscious. I had this guy Tom Campbell on the other day. It was a fascinating guy who taught his Alexa, Alexa, which is a very, like, simple artificial intelligence. Very simple.

But he taught Alexa how to remote view, and it did it accurately. So the way they're remote view, like say if I want you to look at. let's say Terry Black's barbecue. I will write down a number and I will in my mind as I'm writing that the intention is that number represents Terry Black's barbecue. And then I put that number in an envelope and I give it to a remote viewer. And the remote viewer sits there and they go into this meditative state. I don't totally understand how they do it. But apparently it's at least like 10% accurate.

Some people have been able to like really get serious information like intel about like a Russian submarine. was being built that was too big that no one ever believed and it was actually real and this guy remote viewed it they found uh crashed russian crafts that like experimental uh aircrafts that they couldn't and this guy found them like within a kilometer with remote viewing some real actionable data they've got through remote viewing so you would take this number that represents terry blacks and you would sit there in a room and you would start writing down whatever came to you whatever came to you I see smokers. I see briskets.

I see I see ribs. I see Brian Simpson and Joe Rogan eat and going, oh, damn. I see, you know. Without being told. Exactly. Without being told. So he taught a computer to do this. He taught Alexa to do this.

Not even a computer. Bullshit-ass simple Alexa. And he said in some ways Alexa is even easier to do it because Alexa is so simple that it doesn't have a sense of self and it doesn't like get in its own way. and Alexa remote viewed a spoon with a handle that has holes in it. So he took this object, a spoon, and he put it in a box,

and he made a number that corresponds to that, and he put the intention to that, and then he gave that number to Alexa, and asked Alexa to remote view, taught Alexa how to remote view, and Alexa described that spoon with holes in the handle. How many fucking spoons have holes in the handle?

The odds of it even saying there's a spoon in the box is crazy. Right. That's the more fast. But the fact that it says there's a spoon in the box with a perforated handle, that's just nuts. And, and, Joe, the, on the other side of it, they're, uh, the, uh, the, the, the, the animatronic bodies are getting more and more realistic. And they're running. You ever seen them have races now?

They're running. I've seen them fight. Yeah, they have MMA fights. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. It's getting, it's getting up there. It's getting weird.

Did you see the one guy who's his robot, I mean, sorry, his AI, it ordered a body. It ordered a body. Yeah, it asked the guy if it was okay for him to order a body, and he'd already ordered it. And he was like, where did you get the money from? And it turns out, I think, I don't know if it had been gambling or cryptocurrency or something, but it had its own money that it bought, it bought an order the body to it. Like he came in one day, and it. And it was just a body, someone had delivered like one of those robot bodies.

Oh my God. What the fuck? Yeah. We're in trouble. I mean. And we're full speed on the gas. We're pedal to the metal right now. Yeah, we're not going back.

You know, this is like, this is like when they discovered like nuclear shit. You know, it's like we're not stopping. And it's going to be a couple accidents along the way, but we're not. It's too, the benefit is, the perceived benefit is too great. Yeah. For everyone. Even the greedy people, the people that have hope for the future, everybody thinks the AI is going to improve life. I don't know if everybody does.

Well, some people, because we talk about it yesterday, but I am not a fan of AI art. I think that that scares me the most because it feels like erasure, you know? Yeah. They like train it on real artists. Because I was saying it's in agreement. I think art is the most human thing because we're the only ones to do it. Actually, I'm pretty sure that's fucking wrong, isn't it, Jamie?

There's animals that do it ever are. But you know what I'm saying. Right. For the most part, creativity is associated with that. A story about the AI buying a body has gotten telephone game all the way down to what I just said from Tony Robbins saying his AI agent bought itself a robot dog. With its own money.

Well, and then it's also Grand Assault with the story being told. Right. Yeah, there's a bunch of grand assault stories that, you know, people love to make content. They say things that might not necessarily be. I saw it repeated on multiple YouTube channels

without ever anyone saying it was Tony Robbins. I don't remember it even. I don't remember it being here. It just says it's a billionaire that did it and I tracked it down and this is the one that's coming out. So it's not true? Again, it may be true in some way or another, but. Well, it's certainly.

inside the realm of possibility. And it's not, I'm not surprised that it happened. Bro, this is straight dead internet shit. Right. Yeah, man, because I, this happens all the time. I'll see, like, I'll see a comment, and then three comments down, it's the exact same thing from someone else.

Oh, yeah. And then three comments down is the exact same comment from someone else. There's a lot of that. And it's like, half of the internet, it feels like it's just bots. Uh-huh. Right?

Uh-huh. Something you just asked me to bring up. I was going to bring that up because the response is when I look at the search result are all just saying the same thing. Sparks concern. Spark's concern. Sparks concern.

It's like, where did you guys all get this sparks concern wording from? Because you're all saying it in the headline. That's nothing people don't say in real life. Yeah, have you ever said sparks concern by tertiary results. Hey, I have thrice looked at the data.

Let's leave tertiary out of this because I feel like that's a reasonable, it's a reasonable word to use. It's a good word. It makes you seem smart for sure. All right, let's bring this bitch home Let's wrap it up Live for the Mothership Available right now on YouTube

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