The Joe Rogan Experience - #292 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: November 29, 2012

Joe sits down with Eddie Bravo.

Alright, that's it. This weekend, this Friday night, Brian motherfucking Red Band, Duncan motherfucking Trussell, and I will be at the Moody Theater in Austin, Texas. Holla at your boy. I don't think there's many tickets left, it's almost sold out, but we're fitting to get down Texas style. Right, B? Yeah, yeah. Alright, let's cue the music, man. Fucking Andy Bravo's here, dude. Joe Rogan Podcast, check it Fucking Andy Bravo's here, dude. Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Showing my day, Joe Rogan Podcast, my day.

All day. What did you do at that time? That was like a weird echoing sort of a... What are you doing? The poor thing that plugs into the board so the computer can play through the soundboard is, uh, burnt out. Why are you all echoey, son? I'm echoey? Echoey as fuck. Oh.

You don't hear that? No. Shit. You sounded like a robot. You were like an old school Peter Frampton song. It's gone now. I'm sorry. Peter Frampton, was he the first guy to ever use that, that voice thing?

You know, they, they like have a tube in their mouth and they sing through it. I don't know if he was the first guy. Scorpions did that, too. When was Frampton? Wasn't he before the Scorpions? When was the Scorpions? It's like a harmonica thing. I really don't even know what the fuck it is, to tell you the truth.

You're a musician and you don't know what that thing is? I know. That shit never sounded good to me. Fuck you with that shit. You might as well bring out a kazoo. Another it's it's so you're a musician You know what it may be the songs that I heard of them sucked anyways even without the kazoo cuz I don't like most songs so I really don't like most harmonica But when a dude can really rock a harmonica, it's pretty bad at we have it less shroud, you know, Survivor Man Yeah plays the shit out of a harmonica that dude plays this shit out of a harmonica that he does that shit all day Practice man, you ain't got no berries to eat. There's no Facebook. He's a badass harmonica player, man. I was really impressed.

He could be the best. He's legit. I mean, but if you're normal, normal harmonica songs, get the fuck out of here, bitch. You're not making enough noises. It's got to be on top of some deep-ass, awesome music. Yes. By itself, I don't know.

Yeah, it's got to be a complement to some dope southern guitar you know then i could see a little harmonica moving in you know deliverance yeah dueling banjos a little banjos little banjos ain't bad man there's this um new band that i just found out about called um uh fuck ghost something roadkill jesus christ ghost roadkill ghost choir i think think is the name of it. What? Yeah, let me find out because I feel like a douchebag. What message boards have you been hanging out at? Shut up, son. My own. My own, goddammit.

Dude, I'm telling you, it's a fucking badass band. Roadkill Ghost Choir. Listen, pull this up. Can we play music? Pull up. You're not sure it's freaking out it's just not going to sound as good as it normally would okay there's a song called beggar's guild and it's like it's got like a little uh banjo thing to it it's dude it's a dope fucking song i played this song like a hundred times i don't know if you're going to be into it i'm curious that's why i want to play it for you roadhouse roadhouse damn i don't know if you're going to be into it I'm curious That's why I want to play it for you Roadhouse Damn

I don't want to be on the spot Roadkill Ghost Choir Oh You don't want to be put on the spot Let's hear it I'm curious now Dude He and I

I love Eddie Bravo to death Okay He is my brother I don't like most music We have Totally different tastes in music I I don't like most music

I have totally different tastes In everybody With everybody I don't like Very much music You know When I was a kid I couldn't like most music. I have totally different tastes than everybody. With everybody. I don't like very much music. You know, when I was a kid, I couldn't accept that shit. I didn't like when people didn't like shit that I liked. You got to understand, dude. I DJ'd at a strip club for 10 years.

Beggar's Guild. That shit. I got music eight hours a day smashed into my face. Oh, I know, man. Non-stop. There was no breaks. There's no break. You got to pay for the next lap dance, motherfucker.

That's not great. I bet you got really bored with Whitesnake after a while. How many girls came out to, here I go again on my own. That was before the strip club. That was 87, man. I didn't start DJing until like 93. But that song hung around in strip clubs. A little bit.

By that time, there's only like one metal chick per strip club, and she'd play some White Snake. But most of the girls were playing what was modern, what was hip. They were playing like Stone Temple Pilots or Nine Inch Nails or Madonna, Marilyn Manson. I got in a car accident. And I got in a car accident with this girl that I was dating, and she was like super melodramatic, man. She was hilarious.

But when this old dude ran a light and hit us, and I had to take my shit out of my car because I couldn't drive my car. And in my car, I had a white snake cassette. And she picked it up, and she goes, you have to throw this out. She made me throw out a white snake cassette. This is it.

This is them. Listen to this band, man. That was funny. Tell me it. This is them. Listen to this, Batman. That was funny. Tell me if you like these people. I love you both. I'm feeling sick It never crossed my mind That my baby lied And wanted to keep me In the beggar's grave

So I sleep all day And I dream all night With a bottle in my hand I take the devil's side I smile when you beg You're not getting the full effect of the bass in this. Two things. One, it's the live performance. I like it, though.

I like this. It's good, man. I do like this. This guy's got a fucking hypnotic voice, man. You know, I'm not doing this song justice by letting anybody listen to it like this. No, I do like it. You gotta listen to their studio version of it. It's fucking great, man.

Woof, what a song, man. I like it. I can tell it's good. Great, man. Yeah, I'm a fan of dudes who play like... I love to hear the guitar. I love to hear the drums. I love to hear the drums. I love to hear shit.

You're into cool electronic type music. I'm into everything. No, no, I'm into everything that's good. And if you listen to my music, it's a little of everything. There's not, I mean, there's a little metal, there's a little EDM, there's a little dubstep, whatever, I'm into the latest shit. You would never listen to a Led Zeppelin album.

You know what Led Zeppelin has About five songs That I really like But overall Overall You know like Stairway to Heaven

Is a great song Alright That's a great song Ramblin' on Fucking great song There's a couple Led Zeppelin songs But most of my

Misty Mountain High And Rock and Roll Whatever Most of it was on the Boogie Tip I wasn't on the boogie tip. The boogie tip? It's like boogie rock with a lot of blues and shit.

Really? And I was into Kiss, and Kiss was more like anthems and more... I was on that side. I was on the Kiss side. I wasn't on the Led Zeppelin side. But I respected the shit out of them. But I just was a Kiss fucking freak, dude. I was so the Kiss side. I wasn't on the Led Zeppelin side. But I respected the shit out of them. But I just was a Kiss fucking freak, dude. I was so poor, really.

I didn't have enough money to be into more than one band at a time. So I chose Kiss and I dove in. And by the time I got into Kiss, they already had like eight albums and shit. I got a dollar a week. I'm like, that's a lot of fucking dollars I got to save to buy these Kiss albums. They were $6.99 at the point. Isn't it crazy that at one point in time you used to have to pay to get some music yep that was the only way you do it i mean boy did the fucking rug come out of that business yeah man i had a lot of albums to catch up so i didn't i didn't have i didn't allow myself

to get into other bands to tell you the truth for a while from the age of 8 to 13 it was just kiss i only could afford one band so i have to pretend like i only liked one band my brother could own everybody all my friends could only afford one band so my brother was into van halen uh you know the eric across the street was into rush uh then this guy was into the police you know and then we just borrowed each other's shit. But the band that you were in charge of, that was your baby. You know what I mean? That's ridiculous. It's crazy.

It's the stupidest shit ever. What the fuck is wrong with children? Oh, and then we go and Kiss got sold out and they became bubble gummish. They basically became MC Hammer of rock and roll. Well, when did that happen? That happened. It started happening in 78. They just got too big, too commercial.

They did a movie on channel 4 an mbc movie called kiss meets the phantom of the park it was out of that it was out of control it was out of control they were like superheroes dude i was severely depressed because when it came on there was a blackout where i lived the fucking power was out while kiss meets the phantom was on tv and i was so depressed. I couldn't believe it. Like how the fuck could this happen now? That movie is what got me into Kiss because before that movie, the general consensus among kids at school was that Kiss – because their older brothers were telling them is Kiss is for homos.

You know what I mean? So I remember being at school the night it was supposed to be on, being at school and talking to my friends saying, are you going to watch that Kiss movie? They're like, no way. Kiss is for fags. And eight-year-olds were saying that. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it was crazy. And I was pretending like I didn't like Kiss either because my stepdad was into classic rock and I would say like Ted Nugent or something.

You know what I mean? I'm into that. I wasn't into Kiss. But we were all excited to see that Kiss movie. Kids didn't have – that was 1978. They didn't have respect for Kiss. That's how they were going down. They were just too commercialized.

It was Kiss ice cream, Kiss bubble gum, Kiss pencils. They were going down. Nobody had any respect for them at that point. They were falling off. When I was in high school, like the dudes were like that i hung around with everybody listened to like the doors yeah that was respectable respectable yeah you couldn't admit kiss by the age of eight when i was that you couldn't admit kiss but when that movie came on that night me and my brother was four years older we were so excited to see this

fuck this band that we were you know we were already dissing and we didn't even see him but that movie blew me away. Rock and roll all night. When they played that shit on the movie as an eight year old kid, my head exploded. All I wanted was rock and roll all night. I was like Cartman dragging his mom to the fucking record store going,

I dragged my aunts. I'm like, rock and roll all night. That's the one I want. We looked for it. It was on Kiss Alive. It was a live record. I didn't know what a live record was. So I just said, this is the one i want i'm we looked for it it was on kiss alive it was a live record i didn't know what a live record was so i just said this is the one it says rock it all night this is the one and my aunt goes i think this is at a concert i what what are you talking about it's a record it's not a concert buy the record got the record played it put the needle down when you hear the audience coming i'm like what the fuck is this it's a concert i was like i didn't even have a

i didn't know what a live record was I didn't understand I got Kiss Alive 2 and Kiss Alive 3 I got Kiss Alive 1 that was my first album my first Kiss record and that crushed me that album

destroyed struttered deuce got the juice was it 3 Kiss Alives? yeah but by by Kiss Alive 3 that was like

already in the 90s dude when everything was dead Kiss Alive 3 was shit. I picked up with those eras of Kiss before me that I didn't get into. I never got into like the really early, early, early shit. I came in around Detroit Rock City. I came in when they were on the cover.

When they were on the cover of Double Platinum. No, not Double Platinum. What was the one? Destroyer. Destroyer. That was the first album after their live album the first three albums were like uh failures and they weren't selling man and then they just said dude let's just try a live record because live we're killing it everyone

loves us live but we can't sell any records let's do a live record and they said okay let's try it they did it and that's the one that blew him up. Kiss Alive blew them the fuck up. So Destroyer was their first studio album after this live record that blew them up. Right. What bands out there get blown up from their live record? None of them. They were the only ones. Their live shows were so fun, though. Yeah.

And their live shows were like, yeah. Look, Paul Stanley. You can make fun of him. There's dudes who have taken all of his in-between songs. The center of Kiss. The star child center of Kiss. People have taken all of his in-between stuff and brought it to one CD. I forget the guys who did it, but they sent it to me, and it's fucking hilarious.

It's brilliant. They took all his best rants. Hey, I know what you're thirsty. Oh, dude. You want some cold gin? Yeah. But he's a showman like a motherfucker. The place is going crazy.

He had stories ready to go. He had the love gun story. Every story had the cold gin story. Every concert, like there's three songs maybe, two or three, where he's got a story and he's talking about it. They're so professional. It's such a big show. When I went to see them, it was back when Gene Simmons was still spitting fire. He's never stopped spitting fire.

He still does it? Dude, are you kidding? Even when the makeup came off, he still spit fire. That shit, he'll never stop doing that. Did his hair ever catch on fire? Yes, his hair caught on fire early in their career. That's crazy. And then Ace got electrocuted

by the stair railing oh god jesus christ that's a crazy ass show man yeah so that movie you know from that movie on i was a kiss fanatic and but i was getting into him right whenever going down and had no respect but that's when i got into him is when they lost all respect uh from like the mainstream media when it came to rock you know and so i had a fight with my friends everyone's made made fun of me that i liked kiss i had a fucking there was a bunch of music that i had to go back and sort of review because i dismissed it because it was all like serious stoners that were into it like the doors is one of them i never was really a doors person when i was in high school because all the people that were into the doors were all fucking serious burnouts man like because you gotta think like this was after like okay i was in high school in 1981 all right when did he

die i don't know he died like in the 70s i never was a doors fan the girls who are still into like morrison like that late it's like they were like fucking they always had jean jackets on it's always cigarettes in their pockets they always had dirty hair and they were just burnouts and that's so that's what i associated with the doors those are the people that always had the door shirts and i had to like become a man one day and become my own man and listen and go god damn the doors had some good fucking songs and then i got into them afterwards so it's like the people that were so into them sort of negatively affected my opinion of them yeah unfortunately yeah you could never admit that you like certain bands though there's certain bands that if you brought up that you were into

them man people get angry i had to pretend it got so bad i had to pretend for a while that i didn't like kiss i'm like i don't like kiss anymore god damn it i hate them i was in high school i was on a bus and i told this dude that i was gonna go see uh cheap trick where i was like cheap tricks coming down we'll go see cheap trick and this guy turned around looked at me he was cheap trip fucking sucks and i remember like wow this guy totally does not respect my taste in music. He just shot it down. I couldn't even say anything about it. I was like, well, you know, to you.

Like, what do you say when someone just shits on you? And then even while you're there, that can influence your enjoyment of going to see it, you know, because even though you're enjoying it, you're like, god damn it. Like, why does this band make me feel like a loser for liking them yeah what the thing about kiss though that they've no one has ever done no one has ever done because they went to superstardom then they went to mc hammer status vanilla ice status and then they came back and did it all over again with the same members they got ace and peter back who ended up getting kicked out for being drunks and cokeheads in the late 70s. In the height of it, they kicked out their drummer.

They kicked out the guitar player. Got him replaced. But when they did the reunion tour 15 years later, 20 years later, whatever the fuck it was, they got Ace and Peter back. And then they blew up again. And they took their makeup off and then they put it back on. Yes. That's the most interesting thing. Yes.

I left that part out. Yeah. During the reunion and when they died, they decided to take off their makeup for about 10 years. And they went on and they were lost. They didn't know how to dress, dude. They just looked at the other bands and said, you know what? Poison is, I guess the tranny look is in. Let's look like trannies.

I think that's what's in. When we were in high school, they would like, they always like, bandanas on and shit when they were going to clubs and stuff. Like, they had to, like, hide their identity. And they'd get these photos of them, like, trying to put a palm up to the press so they couldn't get photographed. Like, that was the weirdest sort of celebrity ever. Because these guys were superstars, but nobody knew what they looked like. I don't know if everybody today can wrap their head around how fucking crazy that shit was how crazy is that

come on like late 70s these dudes done that no one else has done that in music no one else has done the it's no one knows what you look like and you we got to get pictures of you on a mask. That was like CIA secret shit right there, dude. They pulled that off from 1973 to 1983. For 10 years, they had makeup. You could only do that back then. You could never get away with that shit today. There's too many people with cameras.

Too many people who put that shit on YouTube. You just know where Paul Stanley lives. Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. Wait in front of his house, you know. Hey, put a camera in front of his face. There he is. And then when they did it again, when they blew up again, Ace and Peter got kicked out again for the same shit.

Did they really? Yeah, they got kicked out again. What happened? They just started going off. They're just drunks, dude. They're drunks. And I think Peter was just too old and he couldn't even play anymore. Because Paul Stanley is in marathon

shape. He's always been a workout health freak. His body is very athletic and he's like 60 something now. He's 65. And Gene Simmons is not in the best shape, but live, he gives his... He loves being on stage so much that every night, simmons gives it 110

every night he's on fire dude he can't they won't stop touring man they're 68 years old how much do they love being on stage paul stanley and gene simmons they stay together they never broke up they never quit they went through a lot of guitar players and drummers a lot of them but it was always Peter or Paul and Gene sticking together with, without makeup. They never stopped. They never took a break. It's an interesting story.

I still don't think they feel like they get their like just rewards. No, because every interview you hear the bitterness. Every interview they're dogging on the media. They're dogging on journalists and they're reminding people, you know, you can't ignore the millions of fans, you know, just listen to reminding people, you know, you can't ignore the millions of fans. You know, just listen to the fans. You know, forget about they hate journalists because, you know, they blew up without any radio airplay. You couldn't even play them on the fucking radio.

That's how taboo they were. They did it without radio airplay. But why wouldn't the radio recognize how many people are coming to see their concerts and buying their albums and just play their shit? It doesn't make any sense. No. They're like, we're not going to allow these goofy clowns to just, you can't look like a clown and make rock and roll music. They were

just not allowing them. That's so weird. They weren't allowing it. That must have been an incredibly tough time to be an artist. You know, to have to deal like only with record companies and only with radio stations. That's just a couple of decades ago. Like, what a weird world we live in

today where people get fame through electronic means. Like, how many people, like that DJ Tiesto, is that his name? How many people have heard his shit because it's been online? Or Dead Mouse, or any of these people? All of them.

You could – those guys could become famous just by virtue of their product and it's spreading virally. Yeah. That's – what a shit time it must have been when that couldn't happen. Yeah. When you had to deal with all these assholes that wouldn't play you on the radio. And like what do you have to do? How do you get played on the radio? What do you have to do? Would anybody play them?

You know, that was, it was very rare that you heard a KISS song on the radio when I was in high school. No, you would not,

they would not, well, they played I Was Made For Loving You a little bit. They did play Beth a little bit. That was the disco era.

They went a little disco with I Was Made For Loving You. Yeah, they said, fuck it. They thought disco is the new thing and it's going gonna be the future

so Kiss they made a decision Paul and Gene are businessmen they go with the trends and sometimes it's obvious that we

oh now oh you're gonna go really heavy on this album why cause everyone dogged you that you went too commercial on disco oh let's see

like the careers in the toilet they gotta come back heavy that's what they did in Creatures of the Night you know it's it's their career is just fucking insane. It's a crazy life to be a musician, man. To make noises that people like to listen to.

That's what you do. You put together words and you make noise with your mouth and with some musical instruments. You're a professional noisemaker. What a crazy thing that is. The beauty of music is so misunderstood it's so hard for us to wrap our heads around what the fuck is really happening when you're listening to a song because it's there's something something happens to you like a real a good song like does fire you up and make you feel good it gives you a charge you. There's certain times when you're in your car and it's just the

right song for the right moment and you're like, God damn, this feels good. And that's generally the way I feel that what you're describing is when I'm driving to go teach class. When I'm driving to teach class, I just took my glaucoma medication, and then I find just the best song that I like, a song that I could put on repeat, and I crank it really loud, and I'm thinking about training jujitsu. I'm like, I'm driving, and I'm going to go train some jujitsu, and all my boys that I love are going to be right there, and we're all going to work together. And when I get in that zone, and I'm listening to an amazing song, it's the crazy – it's – man, it really is like a meditative state, like a waking meditative state where you're like – you feel connected to the universe, man.

It's hard to explain. Especially while under the influence of glaucoma medication. Yes. Especially if you – That and the best song. If you got crazy and ate some. Yeah, and you got some love that you're going to, you're driving to, and you got people just driving from San Diego,

people driving from Costa Mesa just to train. That's when I think about that and how amazing that is, man, and how much love I'm going to have at my gym, man. When I'm there, it's amazing, man. I love being there every night. Songs have this weird effect on people, man. I wonder if it can be measured The good feeling that you get When you hear a badass fucking song

For me it's like I know this song gets worn out for a lot of people But for me The first few chords of Sweet Home Alabama I always go fuck yeah I love that God damn song I don't give a fuck if they overplay that stupid song.

You can overplay that shit forever. That still is one of my all-time favorite songs. If I'm in the car and it's a nice day and that song comes on, I'm like, oh, shit. I'll turn that shit up right when he says to. Turn it up. It's just that feeling, though. I wonder if it could be measured I wonder if you could put like

electrodes on your head and find out what's firing up when you really love to hear a good song they should do that they should get people high and make them listen

to awesome music and just find out what happens and then in between that awesome music throw in some bullshit some really whack ass terrible fucking music

some like really bad christian rock or something something something just terrible did you read that there was something on twitter about some research done on freestyle rappers and they studied their brain i did but i saw it but i didn't watch it or read it yeah so i saw it like as a headline but i didn't there's a. There's a study, and they studied freestyle rappers. And they put some electrodes on their brain. I'm not sure how it really worked. But as they were – they had them freestyle some stuff. And then I think they had them say some lyrics that they knew before

and see the difference in how the brain works when you're freestyling and how the brain works when you're just repeating stuff. Something like that. I could be wrong. But the overall result of that was that freestyle rappers are quicker thinkers. I mean, obviously, like the obvious stuff. Their brain is working faster than normal people. Yeah.

Well, the idea that you have to be creative, you have to put yourself into that mode. What percentage of freestyle rappers you think smoke weed? I think it's 190. Right? That's what I'm talking about. They didn't talk about the weed connection.

You know what I mean? You're talking about freestyle rappers They're probably smoking weed all day Stuffing their brain with it Well we had Immortal Technique on His dude Swayve Remember that dude Brian That guy was a bad motherfucker

In battle rap There's some dudes who have that shit down to an art form And you watch like One guy will come at them with some really dumb shit, and then they break them down with some just ruthless shit. But those guys could freestyle their ass off, and they smoked the fucking shit out of some weed. It would be cool if that shit was huge on NBC.

Joe, when you said 190%, were you counting ghost faces also? Is that how you got to that number? Yeah, that's exactly it is. And, you know, multiple personalities, too. I threw that in. counting ghost faces also is that how you got to that number yeah that's exactly it is and um you know multiple personalities too i threw that in i was just exaggerating brian hey joe uh kevin on yeah i'm prayer show today somebody made a uh a hilarious video game like this is a real video game based on uh an episode of the podcast we did with Bobcat and based on the dolphin sensation and stuff like you're going to freak out. And if you want to be

an investor, this me and Kevin are going to invest in this game and try to actually have this game be like a huge game. What the hell is it? Check it. You're going to laugh your ass off. It's Echo the Reluctant Dolphin. Echo the Reluctant Dolphin and it's a game. Echo the Reluctant Dolphin? I'm watching on the screen here. It's a dolphin with a huge boner. And on the bottom right, you can see it says frothy loads. And you go around shooting piss on everyone and fucking people in the ass. What?

And then you also have a cum meter. Oh, my God. There's loads. And then here's the logo for our podcast, Pointless, with Kevin Pereira. And those are Jesuses. So you're this dolphin shooting cum and piss on people

and then Jesus comes out and tries to fuck you up what? and then he's shooting cum at you and you're

fucking more there's Kevin Pereira getting fucked in the ass oh my god wow please stop this before we go to jail

that dolphin is walking funny because he just got fucked I just had deja vu that that dolphin was in prison.

And then Jesus is all fucked up. There's something wrong with my brain, folks. Who designed that? There's something wrong with my brain. Who designed that? His name is... Hold on. That's incredible.

Yeah. His name is Tim E.H. Dude, invest in that shit. That's going to be huge. I know. That's going to be huge. Yeah, that could be the greatest game of all time. I don't think you want to really put your money in that one, Brian.

I'm going to be real with you. I think that's going to cause – it's like that's going to be the final nail in the fucking Jesus people's coffin where they go straight Taliban on people. You don't even draw Jesus anymore. We're coming for you, bitches. It even has a meter that says Frosty Loads. Frothy or Frosty? Frothy Loads. It also has a gay meter, but it's spelled with an H instead of G-A-Y.

That's so hilarious. Listen, man, you can't be attached to that. It's going down, and it's going to bring you with it. I think it's going to be you. I just want to say off the record, had I known the content of that video, I wouldn't have allowed it to be played. Dolphins can't fuck Jesus in my world. I don't allow it.

He's Android Jesus. I don't care where. You can call him whatever you want. Does he actually fuck Jesus? No. I think Jesus tries to fuck the dolphin. That was too much. You know what? They were going to have him fuck Jesus, but they thought, you know what?

The dolphins are fucking people. Let's just try to get the video game off the fucking ground, okay? We don't need to go there. The second version, you know, we'll save it for them. In the video, the dolphins fuck people. You can't fuck people in videos, man. I'm sorry. You can't just run around and fuck people. Look, he's half Terminator Jesus, though.

Look. And he is so ridiculous. I watched the Terminator the other day. And it was Terminator 2. And it was really weird to watch, man. You know, it's really weird like how like kind of like the acting style was like different back then. Like the movies were – it was like they were – they weren't as like evolved. Which one is 2?

The second one was – was that the one where the dude has a – Is that the Guns N' Roses one? Which was the Guns N' Roses one's two? The second one Was that the one Where the dude Has a metal thing Is that the Guns N' Roses one? Which was the Guns N' Roses one? Two? I don't know Two is when he returned And he was nice And she was

She was like In a mental institution And shit Doing chin-ups Going this motherfucker's Coming back I liked Arnold When he was mean

I liked him in the first one That's it Oh you didn't like When he came back nice I'm not into that Yeah that wasn't as good I liked the mean one The mean one was way scarier Like why would didn't like when he came back nice? I'm not into that. Yeah, that wasn't as good. I like the mean one. The mean one was way scarier.

Like, why would they have the same model come back nice when they can't make a different model? Yeah. This is so stupid. Yeah. It's the same model. The first model was a motherfucker. Dude, I've finally seen a good movie. Argo, dude.

I heard Argo's very good. Argo's fucking good. Is it really? I thought, I was reluctant to see it because I thought it was going to be like Contagion where it shows like that our government is so good and with the viruses and the vaccines. It's like Contagion was a joke. It was almost like produced by the CIA almost or FEMA or something. It was weird.

But, and I thought they were going to do the same thing with Argo, make the Iranians look like just fucking these evil terrorists. They want to make bombs and shit like that. But they told the truth. They did in the beginning. In the beginning, it makes the United States look at fault for a lot of the shit that's going on.

And it's the truth. And the movie itself is... It's pretty amazing, man. I was into it. Argo. That's a strong endorsement by young Eddie Bravo. I usually hate movies, but that one I stayed for the whole time. You hate movies that I love. Like which ones?

Cabin in the Woods. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If you're going to try to be funny or you're not going to be serious, it better be like real funny. Like funny, funny. Not like goofy. That shit was awesome.

You liked it. It was beautiful. Okay. It was ridiculous. That shit was awesome. You liked it. It was beautiful. Okay. It was ridiculous. That's like a 50-50 thing. Like in my tweets, people say I'm fucking crazy and then some people agree. Well, to me, it was just exciting fun. It was just ridiculous, silly fun.

You know, like what? I believe these fucking people have a remote control and they can change the house and make monsters. Dude, Sigourney Weaver at the end. It was almost – I thought it was hilarious. I don't know. I enjoyed the shit out of it. It was campy to me.

It was like intentionally campy. I thought it was really good. I enjoyed it. But yeah, it's hard to fucking make a good movie, dude. I think. I think you've got too many people involved. I think when you've got some bad motherfucker like James Cameron that can just totally take the reins,

that's how you get like an avatar. You've got to have some some real strong personality behind it. That's why it's always important. Francis Ford Coppola is this. Because I think there's so many people involved in poking and prodding and wanting this and putting in that. I think making a movie must be just a fucking tremendous nightmare. And working with all those people and hoping they work together.

I have a friend who's a movie director and uh she's if you ever met patty uh i don't patty jenkins i'm not sure brian callan's ex-girlfriend i don't know she's she's um great great person fucking really interesting chick really smart chick and she's a director so she tells me some fucking stories man the story she tells you about having to work with like crazy actors people are just nuts people you never even heard of it's fucking out of their mind they just hold up production and go crazy and claim fake illnesses and faint and shit do weird shit to get attention like people are nuts so you got to bring all these motherfuckers together and try to put some movie out of it.

It's a ridiculously hard proposition. That's why I've always looked at bands. I've always looked at bands like going, that's got to be a fucking hard thing for all these guys to get along. Just recently I saw Guns N' Roses

behind the scenes, behind the music, rockumentary, and I saw the Quiet Riot one you gotta see the Quiet Riot one you gotta see it's the VH1 behind the scenes

and the Guns N' Roses those guys the whole the whole documentary was about how much partying they were doing and how much drinking and it was driving them insane

and how much coke they were doing and drinking two fifthfifths of Jack every goddamn night. Like Duff from Guns N' Roses was so fucked up he couldn't even talk anymore. They're super rich,

they're huge and they're just drinking and doing so much coke they're out of their fucking minds. It's almost like they feel, it's almost like you understand Axl. Axl's like the dick. But when you watch the Rocky documentary, he's hanging out with these drunk dudes all the time.

I don't know. It's hard to tell who's really at fault. Like Axl's the control-hungry tyrant. He wanted control of everything. And then everyone else is super drunk. It's like you understand a little bit, right? It has to be so hard to keep all those egos in check. When they explode and get huge, it's got to be so hard.

And especially for certain dudes in the background, like drummers and shit, who are just not getting that much attention. They're like, got to get crazy to get attention. Tommy Lee was one of the few guys that got attention. Yeah, to be a drummer and to have people know who you are and your first and last name. Yeah. That's so rare. Travis Barker. Tommy Lee.

Tommy Lee and that's it. That's it. That's it. Is that really it? That can't be. Peter Criss. Yeah. Peter Criss.

But like household names. Tommy Lee is a household name. So is Travis Barker. Yeah, household names. Everybody knows who he is. Very few drummers. That's crazy. Yeah, that names. Everybody knows who he is. Very few drummers. That's crazy. Yeah, that's a weird spot, man.

The celebrity drummer. That's a rare spot. Those might be the baddest motherfuckers ever. They shine through that position. Tommy Lee is a bad motherfucker. Everybody just had to see his dick and go, oh, okay. Yeah, shut the fuck up, man. What are you going to say?

The guy's a rock star and he has a giant dick. That's it. Damn. You just got to accept that. Thank God he's not really good at jiu-jitsu. Shit. Like Ricky Rock. Can you imagine if he was also a real good fighter too?

Shit. Ricky Rock, it's a fucking black belt. Yeah. Legit black belt in jiu-jitsu. Who would have ever thought that? Ricky Rock is the drummer of poison he's another famous he's another famous one we missed him famous drummer up there he's he's a household name if ricky rocket went on a killing spree that shit would be front page news

yeah he's a good dude yeah he seems like a nice guy like i think that uh like uh someone who gets really good at jujitsu like you can't get that far without letting go of your ego. He was a super cool guy. Very cool guy. Super cool guy. Trained with him a lot, hung out with him a lot. We all went to the same school. He was really, really super cool.

It was a trip to see so much. He's in a band that's known to look like girls. They had lots of makeup. They did, but, you know, for what they were doing, they look great. That was their shit. That was what they were selling. And he was a badass in jiu-jitsu. It's a good thing to have.

And he does that whole cas magna system too, which is in a sauna system, which is the Filipino system. He's really good at that. He's really into weapons. Oh, that's like Kali and all that stuff. Yeah, he's really good at that he's really into weapons oh that's like collie and all that yeah he's really good yeah he loves stick fighting knife fighting all that shit that shit's ridiculous yeah you don't fuck with the drummer from poison no matter how much makeup he's wearing because they're back on tour he's gonna be wearing all that makeup just don't call him a homo telling you why did you even put that out there because then someone's gonna go fuck eddie bravo fuck ricky rocket there's certain dudes that you meet and they're Telling you. Why did you even put that out there? Because then someone's going to go, fuck Eddie Bravo.

Fuck Ricky Rocket. There's certain dudes that you meet. The funniest conversations I ever have with clueless folks are the people that tell me that if they fought MMA, they would never lose because it's just their mentality. Because of my mentality. But how many times have you talked to that guy? That guy, there's been, there's many, many of those guys out there, and you drift into them like icebergs, like you'd be backstage at a UFC, and you don't even realize you're talking to a crazy person until they say something like that.

Like, you know, I mean, these guys are all tough and everything, but I'll tell you, my mentality, I can't lose my mentality. What the fuck are you? Yeah, you know what, man, guys like me don't get in there. That's the difference. Guys like me, with my mentality been a guys like me don't get in there that's the difference guys like me with my mentality they you know they go in there they never stop the referee couldn't pull me off okay i usually get the guys that say that you know they don't do mma they don't train but if anything went down they would kick him in the knee and like really

are you how how often are you practicing this kick? How many days a week? How long? I mean, if he was actually three days a week, was sitting in front of a bag and just kicking to the knee, 45 minutes a day, three days a week, I might believe he's on to something. Like, damn, maybe he's got this crazy kick to the knee. If you didn't know how to fight and you ran into some Muay Thai guy and for whatever reason he just decided to only kick your legs out from my knee.

And just kick your legs until you're done. Like, that could be possible. Yeah. That's possible. A guy who's really good at that could do that. But the knee kick, man? Come on, son. Come on, son.

And they believe it. They believe it. They're like, dude. You're going to wind up with that shit. I'm going to see that coming. You know how weak the knee is, bro? It takes 10 pounds of pressure. They always have like statistics.

And it just snaps, bro. There's certain statistics. That's one of them. The other one is you only use 10% of your brain, bro. Bro, you're only using, you know, they've only documented that people only use 10% of their brain. It takes eight pounds of pressure to snap a knee, bro. I can do that. I'm really good at sidekicks.

You make the real good pseudo-intelligence stoner, boys. It takes eight pounds of pressure. It's been documented on the History Channel. Eight pounds of pressure for a fucking front snap kick right to the knee. It's over. The fight's over. Okay? I walk around with confidence.

Joey Diaz talking about that all he needs is a kick in the knee. How would he say it? Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan, let me tell you something. Can you fuck with me, dog? I got one sidekick, 350 allegedly pounds is coming down your fucking knee. Where you going, bitch? You're going nowhere.

Come at me with that fucking karate shit. What, you're a ninjitsu. Get the fuck out of here. Sidekicks to the knees. Grab a slice. That's how I'm rolling. Grab a slice. Have a seat.

Back of lunch. That needs to happen. A Joey Diaz cartoon with Joe Rogan doing the voice. That's got to happen. I'd have to be Joey Diaz doing his own voice. Why would you have me doing him? Mine is a poor substitute for the actual man himself.

It's just funny because it's close because I've been around him You sound just like him. Occasionally. It's like you get into his soul. You're saying the shit

he would actually say. That's what's funny is you're doing him. You're actually doing him. Wow. I know Joey probably as much as Joey knows Joey. How important is it to have people like that in your life man if you find yourself a joey diaz you better be nice to that guy

provide you with entertainment constantly yeah brian callan when we went hunting together dude i had a comedy show for five days that's what i had you know i took brian fucking callan it was like the perfect move i turned like this-ass camping trip where it's 10 degrees out into a constant comedy show where Callan was talking about how he likes to fuck guys. This is what I'm doing. I'm holding you. And as I'm holding you, I'm licking your ear. He would just come up with all these crazy things. And it was one of those jokes where it's the same joke over and over again.

It's all about fucking guys, holding guys down, fucking guys. But it starts off really funny and ridiculous and then you're like – you wonder how long can this fucking guy keep this up? And then five days in, you're still laughing at these same gay jokes. It's just him talking about holding guys down and fucking them. And it's like he has no shame and no limit to this. He can just keep going. He just keeps going. So it was literally like a five-day comedy show.

It was the most I've ever laughed while freezing my dick off sleeping outdoors. It was a perfect experience. Plus, he's just a fucking awesome guy. And Cal is one of those guys that doesn't complain. Like, he'll just go do what needs to be done like we had to go hiking and shit he just goes hiking if Joey Diaz went on the trip with you what would he say Joe Rogan there's a fucking bonds two miles away from my house I'll call them in advance they'll get me antelope you want to take me up to the fucking badlands of Montana? Suck my dick, okay? A deer never did nothing to me.

God wanted us to be eating deer that'd be in the fucking store. You'd be able to go to the fucking store and buy a fucking deer cheeseburger or whatever. These fucking guys with your great poupon on your fucking deer burger.

Get the fuck out of here. Get yourself a nice slice. It's two points. And a regular Coke. Don't even fuck with that diet. You don't want that type of cancer. You don't want that type of cancer. It's on my finger. Isn't it crazy that we've gotten so

fucking stupid as a society that your product can advertise that you have real sugar and it's a good thing? How retarded are we? They're putting that on billboards. Well, that's because corn syrup – Made with real sugar. People are finding out how hard it is for your body to process corn syrup. Yeah, but sugar is –

Corn is the motherfucker, man. Corn is – We're brought up to think – You ever watch that King Corn documentary? I think I have. I've watched one or two. It's crazy how much money there is in growing motherfucker, man. Corn is... We're brought up to think... You ever watch that King Corn documentary? I think I have. I've watched one or two. It's crazy how much money there is in growing corn, man. And using corn in all sorts of different food items.

And there's a lot of good uses for corn. First of all, it tastes good. Corn on the cob is delicious. You know, little corn tortillas makes for some nice tacos. But the reality is that shit's not good for your body. Especially like in corn syrup form. Yeah reality is that shit's not good for your body especially like in corn syrup form yeah and that shit's everywhere it's so bad that they're advertising look we're using sugar after all wasn't sugar like you're wasn't it sugar-free as good before well you know

you're only supposed to get sugar when it's attached to food you know the real the idea of extracting sugar and then taking pure sugar like that's not ever supposed to happen. It doesn't exist in nature. We're just so fucked up, man. We have to dabble with everything and extract things and give you concentrated doses. That's where cocaine came from. I mean if you eat the coca leaves, it's apparently very healthy. The people that chew those leaves, like those herders, those high altitude herders.

Why is it only grown in Colombia? I don't know. Are there other countries growing coke? It seems like it's only Colombia. Bolivia, yeah. I think there's quite a few places that can grow it, but I think it's a climate thing. But that doesn't make sense to me because then why can't people grow it in greenhouses? And you never hear about cocaine busts where they bust them with cocoa plants.

So I don't know. I'm not a botanist. I don't understand what the fuck's wrong. But it seems like it would – it doesn't make any sense that you'd have to get it all from South America unless it's the only place where it grows. That's the only thing that makes sense to me. And I remember there was some controversy about the Egyptian mummies. One of the coolest things they found was evidence of cocaine on one of the mummies when they did this real thorough analysis of it. And that could be one of two

things. It means either someone had made it all the way to South America and brought back cocaine. That is one possibility. Or that someone from South America got in a boat and came all the way to Egypt and sold them cocaine. Or it was some kind of a false positive because there was some other substance that could mirror that when you're dealing with you know someone who's been dead for 5 000 fucking years i'm sure there's a lot of guesswork involved in the analysis of it but they were thinking that maybe the egyptian had got a hold of some eight balls or maybe the archaeologist is a coke head and like accidentally spilt some coke on his shirt. Dude, Egyptians. He's like, no, it's the Egyptians.

He's like, no, no, it's not mine. It's on the fucking, it's the mummy. He did it. So he had to roll with it. That's not outside the realm of possibility. If you were an Egyptologist, you know what? You get tired using that brush all day. You need a little pick-me-up.

You say, look, I'm just going to do this Coke this one time. I'm just going to get really juiced up. Dude, you've got to be a Coke head to be an archaeologist. Like fucking combing rocks with a toothbrush. Dude, I'd be doing bath salts. Coke heads would forget what they were doing. What the fuck was I doing? What the fuck was I doing?

They would forget what they were doing. And they would try to start different new businesses while they were cleaning it up. They'd be like, dude, I got this amazing idea. And they would try to bring you in. You're like my brother. I mean, even though we just met, you're like my brother. I want you to come in on this idea with me, man. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Fuck archaeology, man. Let's make a boat. Let's make our own boat. Archaeologists, kid, they use their archaeology sometimes to get chicks. Like to say, I'm going to go to Egypt. Do you want to come with me and help me out? Okay.

I bet they would if they were like – Bring your fucking toothbrushes. If they were like academic chicks. Totally. Yeah. That's like a romantic thing. Like a guy who's like a published author and Egyptologist and he invites you to a dig. Like, oh my god.

How much pussy do you think Giorgio is getting? He's going to be digging me? Oh, Giorgio's a handsome bastard. He's probably crushing it. I would not want to speculate because I don't know the man's personal situation. Oh.

But I would say that if he wanted to. Yeah, yeah. Giorgio Suclos, a smooth-talking motherfucker. Everyone makes fun of his hair. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing.

He said, the bitch isn't going to remember this hair. He, uh, it was funny, man. He got upset at me when I retweeted the thing about ancient aliens debunked. He was upset. I'm like, look, this is how I looked at it.

You cannot be upset when someone points out mistakes. You can't shoot the messenger. And he was like, I didn't know you supported Christians. The guy's a fundamentalist Christian. And I was like, okay, look, man, I like you a lot. And I like the whole subject of aliens a lot. But that guy who made that video pointed out a lot of shit that was inaccurate. And that's important.

It's important to get shit accurate. It's important to not make speculations based on faulty evidence. And when you've got a television show, you have a certain amount of responsibility. So in my opinion, instead of being upset at that guy, he should have been upset that they put something out that was inaccurate. But that doesn't discount the possibility that we could have been visited by ancient aliens.

That's where everybody wants to take one camp or another. And this debunker guy, he's convinced. I used to believe that too, but now I think it's been thoroughly debunked. Nothing's been debunker guy, he's like convinced. I used to believe that too, but now I think it's been thoroughly debunked. Nothing's been debunked. There's one monkey that looks way different from all the other monkeys. And the only thing that we resemble is dogs in that we are completely different looking, but we can breed with each other. Like Shaquille O'Neal could mate with Miley Cyrus.

I mean, they don't even look like they're remotely the same species. You know, Shaquille O'Neal is seven foot, whatever the fuck he is. Miley Cyrus is not a good example. Give me a really pale white girl who's tiny. Anyone. Bjork. Bjork. Rosie O'Donnell.

Yeah. Shaquille O'Neal could fuck Bjork and they could have a baby. That's ridiculous. The only place that exists in nature is with dogs. You know, like a baboon can't fuck an orangutan and get it pregnant. It doesn't work that way. But a dog, any dog could fuck any other dog, and they'd just make another dog. Like, you take crazy dogs like a beagle, and that beagle can a one of those giant russian wolf dogs you ever seen

those things octavox or whatever the fuck it's called this crazy thing looks like an american werewolf in london i mean it's the most ridiculous looking dog ever well they could fuck and they can make a little crazy little hybrid baby that's uh that only exists in people and dogs and we know that human beings genetically engineered dogs we know that you know by selective breeding and you know whatever however the fuck they did it they're not exactly sure but they know that all dogs emanate from wolves yeah somehow or another from wolves came chihuahuas and beagles and bulldogs all of them originated as wolves which is really fucking fascinating when you stop to think about it because we don't know about the origin of dogs the origin of dogs is a very confusing

and slippery subject so then when you start talking about the origin of people well we fucking resemble dogs quite a bit folks okay and we don't look like anything else around us and we don't behave like anything else around us we're way fucking smarter than everything else here what's going on what's going on and how do we get here? It seems confusing. That video, he was making it – he was trying to make it look like he was debunking the whole ancient aliens theory. Yeah, he pointed out some mistakes, but he was like debunking the whole ancient alien theory. There's been a million documentaries on the shit that ancient aliens has done. What ancient aliens is doing is that's it's already been done but they're doing it the it looks the best it's highly produced it's

on a history channel so when i saw when i first saw ancient aliens i already knew all that shit from um i didn't know everything i just i learned a lot from ancient aliens but the subjects were like all the stuff from uhariah Sitchin. Me and Joe were both into Zachariah Sitchin. So to see it on a major television network was awesome. Whether they get a date here or pounds off or whatever, that's on the TV show. It's not on the theory. It would be like watching a jiu-jitsu documentary done by NBC. The guys at NBC, they don't know jiu-jitsu that well, but they want to do a j a jujitsu documentary done by NBC, right?

The guys at NBC, they don't know jujitsu that well, but they want to do a jujitsu documentary. They could easily get frauds or dudes that don't know – they're not real experts in jujitsu and put them on the show. And as a jujitsu expert, you watch that and you're not going to – this guy is a dumbass. They put that motherfucker in there. Right. They're not – and then someone comes around and says, jujitsu ain't shit. That guy's a fraud.

He's not even a real brown belt. You know, he's a liar. They put him on TV, but that would, you're not denouncing jujitsu. You're denouncing the show. And he needed to be more clear about that. He wasn't fucking up the theories. Come on, get the fuck out of here.

You're going to tell me that, you know, there's so much evidence. I could go on and on. You're going to tell me that there's so much evidence. I could go on and on. You're going to tell me there isn't a possibility that there's some crazy shit going on? You think like you got it all figured out? There's a possibility that anything could happen. Joe? I'm done.

If you look at the – there's a bunch of different things that happen to people, and one of them that's the most confusing to scientists is the doubling of the human brain size over a period of two million years. It's a really shocking fossil event. They don't know what the fuck did that. And there's a lot of different theories about higher protein consumption. We figured out hunting and then once we started hunting, our brains started growing because they had to figure out how to outsmart the animals. And then once we started hunting, our brains started growing because they had to figure out how to outsmart the animals. And they connected to the throwing arm, the possibility that we figured out that we can throw things in a manner that no other animals can. So then we started catching things with spears and that accelerated our learning curve.

There's a lot of like weird – but the bottom line is it's a fucking crazy mystery. And if some alien race from another galaxy was unbelievably brilliant and many, many, many, many, many, many generations ahead of us in the future to the point where they realized that in order to preserve intelligent life, you have to seed it. So you have to come to a planet that already has life, find the smartest thing there. What do you got here? There's this crazy monkey thing that's figured out how to use a stick to pick up ants. Okay, good. He's thinking, okay, let's take some of them and let's do some shit to their DNA and let's see if they survive. And then they come back. They leave for a few thousand years or whatever and come back and see what the fuck we have. What do we have now? Well, we have some new signals. They've developed nuclear weapons. What do you want to do fuck that quick and then they come back and check us out it's very possible it's just it's just as possible as us sending rovers to the to mars we we have done that we

have to realize that if we have done that and we have existed in this in this planet for 4.6 billion years. It took for a human being to get to this point. What if there's a planet that's 20 billion years old? You know? What if there's a planet that's just double it? Let's go to 12 billion. What the fuck are we going to be like in 6 billion years or 4 billion years? Yeah. The whole crazy thing about the 10th planet planet or nibiru that planet is that

who knows if it's out there really or not who knows but the the way the people the way people react to that theory is that there's trillions and trillions and trillions of stars and planets every fucking way but if you believe there's a fucking other planet out there you're fucking crazy well the real problem with the Nibiru theory is that it comes in between Mars and Jupiter every 3600 years that's the problem is that we

have depictions of shit that happened 3600 years ago it's not that reliable but you're talking you would have to go you would have to go to like 1000 BC I think that if a planet came around and filled the sky there would probably be a lot of stories about it and there's no stories about no planet yeah it doesn't mean it didn't happen and didn't just fuck people up

yeah who knows if it happened or not but uh to read that reaction like it's so crazy like it's so magical that there's another planet out there. I would think they also should be able to track that thing moving. If it was in an elliptical orbit, if it's that big, they should be able to track it. Who knows what we're getting? Who knows what info we're getting?

There's a video out right now. You know how you hear about all these different 2012, December 21st theories from asteroids to earthquakes to solar flares all the dark stuff and then there's people that say oh no it's a spiritual awakening time and oh the mind counter they didn't they didn't say anything about any total destruction or anything you hear there's all these theories right so there's this one theory that is fucking great. It's probably all bullshit, but it's great, dude. There's a video on YouTube.

This guy's a – YouTube Mayan Explains December 21, 2012. He looks like a Mayan, like an Indian, dark skin, long black hair. He's got his Mayan little headset on or his bandana on or something. White clothes that kind of look like is that Elton John or is that Mayan? Kind of weird, right? He gave a lecture in Santa Monica and the video is everywhere. I don't know how

popular it is. It might be nothing now that I think about it. But anyways, the video is interesting. He gives a lecture on what's going to happen December 21st, 2012. And he explains the whole Mayan pyramids and everything. They should make that guy put all the money that he gets from that lecture in a box. Okay?

And if 2012, December 23rd rolls around to give you a 24-hour grace period, nothing happened? Okay. We're going to take that money back. No, no. This is what he says happens. This is what he says happens. He comes out and he says, first of all. Is this the guy?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. The dude's probably just hustling. Why is this so interesting? No, the story... The story is badass. The story is badass? What is it?

Are you actually going to hear it? So now in these times there's something that really bothers me. And it has to do with the alignment, the planetary alignment that's going to happen on the 21st of December of this year. the planetary alignment that's going to happen on the 21st of December of this year.

There's a great experiment that is going to be fulfilled on that day. And this experiment uses the particle accelerators. Scientists are looking for the antimatter. And so they want to use this planetary alignment to generate a very high vibration. It's an experiment called the proton-proton. It's called the proton-proton.

It's called the proton-proton. It's a proton that's generated with very large machines. And they're two particles that revolve in opposite directions. Alright, stop now. Stop now. Okay, this is what it gets to. I was going to really listen to him except he's full of shit and he has a sleeveless shirt on there's two things i don't like no but this is what he says he says what's happening on 2012 21st you don't want to know why he sucks he's got this guy's just a bullshit artist okay okay okay what's i'm not saying i'm just saying

it's a cool story oh okay it's a cool story. Oh, okay. It's a cool story. Let's just keep it going, then. Nah, forget it. No, it's okay. Forget it. Well, he's just some crazy guy with a fucking bullshit story. Those guys are annoying. Listen to him. When they come together, when they collide,

they let go and they release all of these protons for the impact. of these protons for the impact. And these protons they stimulate another round in the machine and they hit the earth. And when they hit the earth they create a chain reaction.

They create a chain reaction. They create a reaction towards the direction of the magma. The magma hits the protons and it shoots out to the exterior of the earth. And so when they are released, they break the tectonic plates. So they ignite the methane gas. And the gas escapes in the earth.

And one moment of that friction, the methane gas catches on fire. And when it is released into the exterior... He's just talking about what happens with the Large Hadron Collider, the problems that's happening. He's saying there's an experiment 2012, they're going to... Yeah, I understand what he's saying. This is stupid. And so that's how hundreds of hectares of forests are burned.

Let me give it to you in a nutshell. You can stop it. You can stop it. How did you ever get this far? How did you ever get so far and then repeat it and then bring it to us? And what's Will Ferrell doing in it? Is that Will Ferrell?

Yeah, see? What he's saying is that – this is what he's saying. This is what he's saying. For between – during the galactic alignment, the reason he's explaining this particle collider is that on – they're going to do that on the on 2000 the 21st right when the sun is in the you know when it passes through the center of the galaxy he goes for eight minutes this is what he says for eight minutes that this is what why um for eight minutes we're gonna be hit with like energy from the center of the galaxy that where we feel enlightened like we're in a dream you know that neil degrasse tyson says that that alignment happens all the time that's total

bullshit i never knew that yeah he's an astronomer i would go with him and what is he he doesn't he says it's bullshit he says that uh that alignment happens all the time and that these people that are talking about this alignment they're not astronomers they really don't know what they're saying that it doesn't happen every 26,000 years? Not according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, and he's a fucking brilliant man. He says that that 26,000-year cycle is bullshit? It's nonsense. Really?

Yeah, he says it happens all the time. Well, the precession of the equinox is a 26,000-year cycle. You're talking about a completely different thing. The precession of the equinox is the wobble of the Earth, and that is 26,000 years. That's been proven. I thought that here's the center of the galaxy like a disc. And our

sun, it takes 26 it rotates like this around it like that. And it takes 26,000 years to make that loop. And then it goes through the center. And then it goes this way, down, upwards. And then it goes through the center. That's what I read., down, upwards, and then it goes through the center. That's what I read, but I could be totally wrong.

I don't even know what that means. I'm not really sure I know what that means. You know what I mean? Like the center of the galaxy is a disk. You're doing shit with your hands. Well, you know what I'm talking about? Hey, dude, this is not a good place. Confusing the shit out of me. I'm looking over my shoulder.

I'm seeing people. Yeah, I don't know. Does it work that way? I don't know. Does it work that way? I don't know. That's what I read. That's what I saw on the internet. See, that's the problem. You know what I mean?

Neil deGrasse Tyson says nothing's going to happen. He says that connection, that shit's there all the time. So the sun passes through the center of the galaxy all the time? Apparently. Is that what he's saying? Apparently the position it's going to be in, he said, it's happened many times. That's what he says. These motherfuckers working on the Large Hadron Collider

though, they are unchecked. Unchecked crazy super geniuses. You know, I mean, I'm not saying that we should stop the program, but I am saying that there's far too many people that aren't concerned about the possibilities of all the crazy shit they're doing. They're absolutely making little black holes. Absolutely. When you create that Higgs-Boson particle, there's these microscopic black holes that are made. They don't have enough gravity to stay active, so they disappear really quickly.

They don't have enough gravity to stay active, so they disappear really quickly. But what the fuck? What kind of a crazy asshole uses a machine with the possibility of making a black hole? Because what's going to happen next? Are they going to be happy with these results and just stop there? What if there's more spectacular energy that can be created, but there's a smaller chance the black hole sticks around a while well they're going to go of course they're going to go for that they're going to keep doing it they're going to keep doing it because people are fucking infatuated with figuring out how shit works and they're going to things like the large hadron collider just it's just one step in a never-ending

process until they get to technology that could end the universe instantly all at once that's like it's almost inevitable if you think about what they're doing now large hadron collider is a crazy idea they are finding the they're recreating the conditions millions of a second after After the universe was created That's what they're doing By smashing those atoms together They're recreating this particle The way they figured that out

To build What is it like 17 miles Like in a circle Something like that I think it's 22 I think it's 22 miles It might be 22 kilometers Whatever the fuck it is

And they smash And they smash these atoms together It's crazy. Not only did they figure it out, they explained it, got funding, and then they're out there doing it. That is alien right there. They're not us. I don't know any people that can do that. How the fuck did they do that?

Those are aliens. I mean, it's like a circle, like a tube in a circle, and they run particles simultaneously, and then they run into each other or something. I don't understand it. I'm not smart. And then when they collide, the explosion, they're taking snapshots of the explosion to see what the hell is going on. They're trying to find the God particle. They believe they've isolated that. trying to find the god particle yeah well they believe they've isolated that and there's also something called quark gluon plasma that that's another thing that they've created they've created

a new kind of matter that didn't exist before they're doing a lot of freaky shit this quark gluon plasma i think if you made i think the dimensions are a sugar cube would weigh 40 million pounds. It might be billion. Let me see. I got to pull that up because it's fucking crazy. When I read the quote, glue on plasma weight. When I read the quote, I was like, what the fuck are they doing?

They're making some shit that is just like infinitely heavy. They're making some shit that is just like infinitely heavy. And this is something that it was, I believe this was all, basically, this was all theoretical until really recently. I know that the, oh my God. The quark-gluon plasma has an approximate temperature of four trillion degrees celsius holy shit four trillion degrees there's just weird shit to like to reality and to matter that they're starting to figure out like things things like this, like this quark-gluon plasma and the Higgs boson and whatever this new matter thing that they figured out. They figured out some new kind of matter that they've created.

Like all of this is like very, very, very strange. Isn't it crazy getting most of our info from Twitter? It's out there hunting the latest,est info down And they just tweet it And boom you see it on Twitter Remember Family Matters Yeah That's a good show What are you talking about

You were talking about Matters weren't you Oh How dare you How dare you Brian You need to go to a doctor I told you this many times dare you, Brian. You need to go to a doctor. I told you this many times. What were we talking about before that?

Large Haldron Collider. Why do you think that's funny? You think that's funny? I thought you were just going to be like, ha ha, like that. No, it's impossible to move away from that one. I didn't know it was in there. Don't worry about it. The network that we have, aha, like that. No, it's impossible to move away from that one. Didn't know it was in there. Don't worry about it. The network that we have, though, with Twitter, all the people sending you shit, it's really an incredible thing that never existed before.

The idea that people all around the world find cool shit. They send it to you because they know you're retweeted if you find cool shit. Yeah. And they just keep doing that. So you're constantly, every day, getting new cool shit. The latest shit. The latest cool shit. You know what's annoying, so you're constantly every day getting new cool shit the latest cool shit you know what's annoying though man the occasional parody site fuck you fake news fuck you with your fucking boring ass fake news that shit's boring i i don't like any of it i think the onion does it really well the onion does it they do and by the way it's the

onion you go to the onion you know what the fuck The Onion is. There's all these fake onions that are coming along. They'll make these fake stories and occasionally they rope you in and tell you, like, dude, it's a parody site. Like, it's a parody site? What the fuck kind of parody is that? Where you just lied? What are the – what are the – How is it a parody when you lie? It's just a lie.

It's just a fake fucking – it's not even remotely weird enough to be fake. You should check out The Young Turks if you haven't. We had the co-host on today on the podcast. I think you'd really like her a lot. We talked about that show a lot. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday. I talked about it with Shane Smith the other day too.

What happened with her? Did you know that that's the number one news right now? Her channel is the number one online news. That makes sense. Isn't that crazy? It makes sense. People don't want to watch CNN anymore they didn't know they're getting bullshitted and by the way they also know they're going to have to sit through these fucking commercials every time it jumps to a new story you ever go to cnn.com yeah great source of information but it makes you want to put your fucking head through a wall and start listening

to their videos because if you watch their video every fucking video you have to watch a 30 second commercial so it's over and over and over again and usually it's the same goddamn commercial so over and over and over again you're listening to this stupid nonsense about detergent or whatever the fuck it is and you get to the point where like this is crazy play me 10 in a row okay play me three a row. You can't have a fucking commercial after each goddamn video. So that's how the young Turks, they just sneak in. Yeah. Steal CNN's thunder. She said she'll come on the podcast if we ever want her.

Okay, that would be beautiful. She was fine? I think you would like her. She's very intelligent. It's pretty cool to talk to a smart chick. Yeah, I wonder how much the CIA's been following her. If you're telling some real news on the internet. Whoever?

One of those people? No, this is a different one. Eddie, have you ever been to a dance club where they, like, somebody has, like, those little glowy pins that attach to their fingers? Have you seen those? Yeah, they're like glow sticks. They're like glow sticks that attach to your fingers. I don't know. I haven't been to a club in a long time.

It's so funny. I saw a guy the other day in San Diego, and he had these, like, little things that you attach to your fingers. I don't know. I haven't been to a club in a long time. It's so funny. I saw a guy the other day in San Diego, and he had these little things that you attach to your fingers that are like glow sticks. But you go like this, and they flash around. I guess it's like a rave thing now, popular. But it was hilarious watching him dance with that shit. I'm too lazy for glow sticks. Like, you know what, man? I'm like, I like glow sticks, but I don't want to carry things.

Can you make them stick to my fingers so I can just move my fingers right now? It's so weird It's the it's the gay it's the gayest with an H thing You will ever see somebody dance around with those things on his finger look I've seen sadder, dude I've seen a lot of sad shit at least glow sticks kind of look cool in your eye There's nothing to them. It's funny how uh sort of a thing got attached to one drug you know ecstasy and glow sticks you know it's kind of interesting well when you're on ecstasy lights are way brighter so yeah well and also it's like hypnotic when you see it like trailing in the air you know there's like a certain trail quality to those glow sticks. Here's a guy

if you're looking at the video. You don't have video over there. Just play it in the thing. What am I looking at? Here he has them on. These glow finger things. You see these guys dancing around. Oh my god.

It's the most ridiculous thing ever i don't know if there's any sound but like this was like i saw all these people in san diego have them like me and doug benson were at a dance club and saw like a guy doing this shit and it's just like is that the new thing i feel like an old man i would say it's definitely not the new thing? I feel like an old man. I would say it's definitely not the new thing. I do not see that catching on. It was funny watching people dance with it. I didn't even know it existed, man. Would you ever do that?

Yeah, sure. If the movement hit me. Do it in Austin. If the rhythm gets me, I might go and put on some fucking glow stick thingies and dance like a motherfucker. Have you guys heard about this lawsuit where there's a pill that this dude took that turned him into a gay sex and gambling act

the the court has upheld this ruling okay a ruling against the pharmaceutical giant glasgow smith they had to pay 197 000 euros to a man who claimed that the drug used to treat his Parkinson's turned him into a gay, sex, and gambling addict. What? Wait, what's the translation of money? Was that 10 bucks that they had to pay? No, it's $151,000. Wow.

They paid him $151,000. Wow. They paid him $151,000. How is that possible? I don't know, man. I don't know what the fuck happened. So the guy said the drug made him addicted to internet gambling and caused him to lose the family savings and steal to feed the habit

that cost him 82,000 euros. Then he said he attempted suicide eight times and became a compulsive gay sex addict, exposing himself on the internet and cross-dressing. His risky sexual encounters led to him being raped. What? All that stopped when he ceased taking Requip. This is the stuff called Requip.

Requip. Requip has been known for years to have undesired side effects but a warning only appeared on its package insert in 2006 the lawyers said who is so this was in 2003 this guy was taking this stuff before the company admitted that there's some horrific side effects with certain people some gay juice in there or something well it's funny man this people are a series of, you know, like the way your whole system works. There's a series of chemicals that interact with the body. And everybody has a different setup.

And we all know people who can't drink. We all know people who can't... You ever met anybody who can't eat peanuts? Those motherfuckers get nervous around peanuts. Like they can't eat peanuts. Their throat will close up. There's some people that, like, normal shit, they're allergic to.

A lot of people are allergic to wheat, it turns out. There's a lot of gluten out. The body's weird, but I've never heard of something turning you into a gay sex addict. Who was the lawyer of the pharmaceutical company? Earl Shy or something like that? Maybe this guy's just a really good liar.

I would like to see his testimony, please. If they paid, doesn't that kind of mean that it actually works? It means they were able to prove to the jury. What does that mean? I mean, the juries generally try to side with

people, I think, more than they would gigantic pharmaceutical companies. So the guy could just have an... He could have got caught on this just mad fucking gay sex and gambling binge, and his wife found out, and she's like, if you don't seek help, it's over. They admitted something in 2006.

They admitted the side effects, but they actually have to admit, don't they, the actual side effects that happened? Well, I would assume it's not a gay sex addict because that shit would have been out by now. I would imagine that there's a lot of people that take this Parkinson's medication if they all became crazy gay sex addicts. You guys want to try it? That would be like a gay sex voodoo drug. Could you imagine if you took some shit and it made you a gay sex addict?

If this human sexuality was that manipulated, manipulable? Manipulable? drug. Could you imagine if you took some shit and it made you a gay sex addict? Like if it was, if this human sexuality was that manipulated, manipulable, manipulable? If it was that easy to manipulate where someone can actually add something to your system and it would turn you into a gay sex addict. Oh man, there'd be so many gay dudes doing

that to straight guys. What's funny is the CIA tried to do that in Iraq. They were trying to create a gay bomb. And this is that in Iraq. They were trying to create a gay bomb. And this is a true story. They were trying to find out if it was possible to make something that could blow up over the city. It would rain down on these people. And they would all fall in love with men. And it would kill their morale.

And they wouldn't want to fight anymore. And they would be ashamed. And they would lose their ambition to fight. Dude, that's amazing. Well, it's really ridiculous too because the greatest warriors in the history of humanity have been gay guys. There's been a lot of gay sex in the Romans, a lot of gay sex in the Greeks. I mean, before North America ever even was populated with houses, these guys were fucking people up with swords and banging each other in the ass.

So they were the kings back then. So the idea that you could drop a bomb on these Iraqis and then all of a sudden all this butt sex would just be going off and no one would feel like they would need to fight back. What if you turn them into like some crazy super warrior Greek homo gods and they just all started fucking Americans up because they loved each other, because they're all gay sexing each other all day and they don't want – they fight even harder because they don't want to lose their boyfriends. Yeah, and they love going on the road. You know what I mean? Like for – they're like camels. They don't need to lose their boyfriends yeah and they love going on the road you know what i mean like for they're like camels you don't need a they don't need any pussy

that's a good way of looking at it man they could just wander through the woods imagine that shit if they really could the cia really was trying to do that the um cia gay bomb if you just google that you'll find the study it's uh it's hilarious yeah probably probably be best like if you were running shit in spain back in the conquistador days to get a crew of nothing but gay dudes right because then you you wouldn't have to worry about them being all starved of sex and love i guess you know the um the other thing they would do is they would apparently, the CIA would make fake Islamic gay porn. Fake Islamic? Yeah, they would organize the gay porn and make it like dudes speaking Arabic.

So they'd say, listen, you're going to talk some Arabic, then you're going to suck his dick, then he's going to put it in your ass. And they would organize the show themselves. They would organize the gay porn shoots themselves so and then they would say oh look at all this islamic gay porn so the cia was making gay porn in order to make the other side look bad i wonder if they were executive producing it or if they were like actually fucking it they had to fuck it we can't we're gonna have to do this ourselves we can't trust actors. Yeah.

Look, what if they tell our story and the government could lose its battle with the Islamic terrorists? So listen, you're going to have to suck my dick and I'm going to have to fuck you. Ridiculous. Damn. Those are some good ideas, though. If I was in the CIA, I'd be up for it. I'd be pushing for that one. I'd be voting for that one. This would be funny.

Would you want to be in the CIA and be in the gay porn division? Would you think that would be one of the worst jobs? I'd want to be in the brainwash division, like all the different ways to brainwash people. I'd be fascinated with that. They really did think that they were going to be able to do that. In the 1990s, they spent a lot of money on this, man. able to do that in the 1990s they were uh they spent a lot of money on this man the theory was that the bomb would release a chemical compound that would render the opposing troops so irresistibly horny that instead of raising their rifles to defend their nations they would turn ravenously

gay and raise something else into and have passionate sex with each other dude it sounds like they figured it out wow and as an added, the burst of gay sex would leave the enemy troops emasculated with shame. How many dudes would play tricks and pranks on their friends, dude, and slip some gay drugs in their drink? That would be so common. It would be funny if you went to your teacher and then have gay sex with your teacher. What if they really liked it? What if when they got on the gay drug and it was like, wait, look, I thought I was straight until today. But the gay life is for me.

It's way more fun. I just need to take this gay drug once every couple of days. Give me a dose of hyper gay. I feel loved. They go to clubs and all of a sudden they can get laid. And they feel understood. Like this is a man. A man understands a man.

Women pretend to understand men just to keep you around and sort of stare at you and shake laid. And they feel understood. Like this is a man. A man understands a man. Women pretend to understand men just to keep you around and sort of stare at you and shake their head at you every now and then because they're disappointed. But a dude understands a dude. The smells of being gay must be awful. Just being a gay person

and the daily smells you have to deal with. Well, they don't all butt fuck. A lot of them just blow each other. So the smells would be pretty similar to what you're smelling already. Yeah, but when you're spooning up to your man at night and you just smell his butt you know it's gonna be worse than a chick i don't know man probably like really clean would it feel like a vegan i was talking about bears guys i was talking oh i know you'd get the clean one is that what you uh you think you would get i'd get like a tons of girl or a burt kreischer

but would you guys be like dual bears or would you like battle like those bears do in those open fields where they start pulling their hair out? Or would you just let them be the top bear? I don't know. It's a good question. Because bears seem to always get along for a little while until there's some pussy around. And then you see bears going off on each other and brawling in the fields. It's always pussy that brings them to that. So I wonder if there was no pussy involved,

it was just two dudes, would that even be an issue? I don't know. Maybe gay bears would be cool to camp near. Hibernate with them. Hibernate. Hibernate. Hibernate all over this man.

If you wanted to have a gay relationship, would you want a gay relationship with a bear-type gay dude, a super obvious, like, really super femme gay dude, or a dude who looks exactly like a girl but has a dick? Ooh.

Because, you know, you ever seen someone else? I'd have to take that gay drug to give you manhood. Would you take the gay drug for a TV show? As soon as it kicks in, you're like, oh, dude, I'm feeling it. Young Asian boys. Could you imagine if we could do that for the podcast?

We just contained ourselves inside a room so that we would. We strapped ourselves up to make sure. Extra tight. Make sure it's tight. Yeah, really buckle yourself in. Take a spoonful of that shit. I wouldn't trust your buckles. I would just duct tape my dick in my butthole just in case.

I wouldn't trust you guys. I wouldn't trust you at all, man. And as soon as it kicks in, you're like, dude, let me out. Come on. You can do it. Just let me out. Come on, dude. Come on, somebody.

Let me out. Eddie, he spits out a key out of his mouth. As it wears... Catch it with your toes. I pre-planned this! This is not fair! Catch it with your toes and unlock it. I tried bro! You saw how much duct tape I put, I tried! That's hilarious.

Houdini style. That would be ridiculous. You'd have to get mummified and duct taped. It's like that scene in The Wolfman when all the scientists are surrounding him trying to diagnose. I don't know if you ever saw the Benicio Del Toro Wolfman. It's a stupid-ass movie. But a couple of cool werewolf scenes. And the straps, they thought the straps were going to hold him down.

No, no. Fucking burst right through that shit. Just like that gay lust would do for you yeah burst right through with a giant raging hard-on just purple and angry just demand satisfaction like that dolphin and then the come down the come down can you imagine. You already feel like shit. And they're like, oh, my God, I just sucked this dude's dick. You start being bi for a little bit. Maybe that's what it is. It's like, you know, I'm not drunk, but I'm buzzed.

You start being bi for a little. I wonder if they're ever going to figure out a way, or if humans keep evolving, if we're ever going to separate the idea of sex and making people. Because if you look at all the images that people claim to have seen, like of these aliens, the gray aliens, they all are sexless. They have no organs. They have no sex organs. They have no organs. They have no sex organs.

You've got to wonder, man. If we keep fucking around with genetics and we keep fucking around with artificial skin and all this weird shit that's going on right now that they're in the middle of experimenting with. Artificial cells, artificial atoms, like really strange. I don't know if they do artificial atoms, but really strange shit. And the idea is that one day, what if they just say, listen, when we have sex, we have these problems and there's a lot of emotions. We've figured out a way to isolate those same feelings. And you can get that with a pill. And then we can just recreate people with like skin cells. We can make you a person and you can raise that person.

The person just take a skin cell from you and run it through a fucking computer what do you want you want a boy you want a girl it doesn't matter everybody looks the same nobody's got a dick and they come out and if we keep going if technology and the the the symbiotic relationship that human beings have to it if that shit keeps going which it obviously is going to we're going to start fucking with the human body and we're certainly more likely to move away from monkey instincts and and the the the certain needs that cause people to want to dominate others to want to fuck others to want to plant seeds like we'll if we really look at it all objectively we might one day decide to slowly move away from that and it might take a few thousand years but if it might get to a point

where as a culture they've recognized that these lustful feelings that we enjoy today and that motivate people to build buildings and drive fast cars and and fucking learn how to fly a jet those that might be that might be a thing of the past that they might figure out a way to engineer human beings to the point where sex is no longer part of the equation. That's a real mind fuck, man. If they come up with something that feels better than sex though, it's totally possible.

They come up with some sort of an artificial reality, some simulated things, some fucking, or sex that you can eat sex that you can eat. Sex that you can eat? Can you imagine? You can eat something and it tastes delicious and it fulfills your sexual flow. The more you fuck it, the better it gets.

I wonder how many people out there have zero sex drive. Like they just have a condition. There's zero sex drive. They do not want to fuck ever. I'm sure there's quite a few. Who are those guys? I'm sure there's quite a few. Who are those guys? I'm sure there's quite a few. I wonder if there's

super happy people like that. Yeah. Can you be super happy? Sure. You have hobbies. There's things that motivate you. There's a lot of people that are just not motivated by sex. I've met a lot of people that are in relationships that don't have sex anymore.

That's when it gets really weird. They they tell you, hey, we're like more friends than anything. I mean, I don't even care anymore. Like, what? I know a dude, his wife had a baby. He had a hard time getting some sex as it was. Like, it was always the joke around the set. We worked together. It was always the joke around the set.

I always talk about he can't get laid. Everybody would talk about this poor guy who couldn't get laid. And then finally his wife had a kid. So I guess he got laid and she got pregnant. And then she shut it off. No more. And his kid is now three. And he has had no sex with her since he got her pregnant.

And that's just madness. I'm like, how could a guy live like that? Like how could a guy, like she? Like, how could a guy? Like, she just, no desire to please him. And I go, do you try? He's like, oh, yeah. She shuts me down every time. Like, you keep trying.

Wow. Some girls probably think that, you know, I'm pregnant. It's disrespectful to the baby or some kind of shit like that. Forget about that. The kid's three. Oh. The kid's three. there's been no sex since the baby like she got she got a baby and she's like i don't even like that shit we're done

i don't need it i don't need you that's crazy that's a that's a bad situation for a guy to be in man that's a that's a that guy's like a heroin addict that lives with a big fat stash of heroin sitting on the kitchen table. You know? All his needs could be sexually fulfilled by this other person. But this other person is like, no, I don't like it. I don't want to do it. Well, if she does that, then obviously that's good. He's allowed to cheat, I would say.

Well, he should get out of the relationship. That's a bad relationship. Well, just don't bring it up around her. You got a kid involved. Yeah, she'd probably be happy if he cheated. Get out of here, bitch. Yeah, he's just talking to her. Stop trying to fuck me.

They haven't had sex in three years. Three years. For 100%. Oh, yeah. He wouldn't bullshit her? Oh, no, he wouldn't bullshit. Three years? Yeah, he's a good dude.

Whoa. He's a really good dude. Shit. That would only last three months yeah how long do you think you would last with with uh a woman if she refused to have sex three months three months depends on what kind of reason she had yeah what was the reason your dick stank and it's over yeah no that's true it would the reason. Like, if you had did something wrong. But if everything's fine and there's no sex for a couple weeks, I would think something was wrong. Like, wait, just two weeks?

This is ridiculous. Two weeks? Yeah. I mean, one week was ridiculous, but two weeks is just something's wrong. Well, they just don't need it as much. Some of them. Some of them need it more. That's when shit gets annoying. Some of them are addicted to it.

The worst is when your chick wants to fuck more than you do. And you're like, Jesus Christ, I got shit to do. Yeah. You want another one? Yeah. God damn it. Can I just go to sleep? Yeah.

Those are in the early days. Well, I think a lot of young people do that too to sort of distract them from the realities of life. Life is just so fucking confusing when you're young. You just want to escape and just fuck all the time and fall in love. I think they're just really, really hydrated and they need to get that shit out of them. I don't like it that I can't see your face. We're going to move this screen. No more of this.

You're hiding behind there throwing shit bombs. It's so fun. bombs it's a bunker it's a bunker it's so fun it's fun but it's it's also quite a conversation killer you're fuck occasionally they work though occasionally they're really good my ex was a squirter that's all i was saying yeah that shit's nasty i like it a lot of girls like dana dion mon she says that's just piss she's a line but she's a girl man how can you say she knows what's up squirting the girl's pissing all over you son it's not piss it has a piss smell type smell to it but i don't think oh well as long as it has a piss type smell that probably precludes the possibility of it being piss i mean why would it be pissed if it had a piss-like smell? Maybe we need to get Dr. Drew in here. Yeah, Dr. Drew has no

information that's accurate about marijuana. What the fuck do you think he would tell you about sporting? Is he mad at you? Would he still have you on the show? No, I would do his show. I would definitely do his show. But you would think that he probably wouldn't want you on the show. No, listen, I've never said anything that's not true. He's done some

silly things when it came to marijuana. And the silliest thing is his nonsense that he says on a CNN show about these horrible, addictive withdrawals that people have and withdrawal symptoms that people have from marijuana. That's crazy, and he knows it. That is fucking crazy. The people who have any physical withdrawal from marijuana are extremely rare, extremely rare. Yeah, but you know if you get weed away from Joey Diaz that he would probably go through physical withdrawals. I don't think so. You don't think so?

No, he takes days off of weed, man. It's not a physical thing. Joey likes to be high for sure. He's definitely ADD medicating or whatever the fuck he has. Yeah, but we're talking about has. But if you stop, dude, he would get annoyed with you. He would want to be high again. But physically, his body

would not be addicted to it. So that's where withdrawal syndrome comes from. You'd probably be sweating at night, I think. I just see him. Maybe. Maybe I'm wrong. I mean, look, there's some people that get addicted to toothpaste. There's people that get addicted to everything. There's a lot of weirdness in the world of addictions. But to say that it's like one of the more dangerous drugs or that there's like dangerous withdrawal syndromes, that's nonsense.

It knows it's nonsense. Or the gateway theory. There's no connection. There's no connection in marijuana physically to addiction. It's not like opiates where there's an established connection of addiction. There's no chemical established connection of addiction to marijuana. It's not something that robs your brain of dopamine and then you need it to re-get your high again. It doesn't work that way. So for someone that discounts it, and then the other problem is

they belittle it. They say, well, look, hey, I'm all for it. You want to smoke your pot? Go ahead and smoke your pot. That's what you want to do. Some people like to drink. Some people like to smoke pot. And the problem with that is that they're talking from a non-experienced point of view. They're not a person who's had any psychedelic experiences, and they're not a person who has had any cannabis experiences that were enlightening.

And you and I both have had some crazy experiences, eating it, smoking it, whatever, where we broke down some certain aspect of our life and changed things and looked at things in a different way and created things and music has come from it and ideas have come from it and an understanding of yourself comes from it. And to discount that is ignorance, especially if you haven't experienced it. And you are dealing with a broken group of people. You're dealing primarily with people that come to someone when shit has fallen apart. But guess what? There's a lot of people that aren't falling apart.

It's not the same drug as all these drugs that people are taking where they're scratching their face off. You can't call it a drug. You cannot call it a drug because there's no meth advocates. There's no people trying to tell you that you just get a little crystal and you're going to get your life in order. Get a little crystal and change your perspective. Why don't you just look at things in a fresh manner bro get a little crystal in your system and then listen to this song meth magazines can you imagine where they show up posters of like the pinups of the crystal up close and shit oh this is this is ice oh shit that's good shit from breaking bad this is the shit that the chemicals make the um the photos

and the high times and all those things are so hilarious. They have like pinups of weed. Yeah, I never got that. That's ridiculous. I love weed. You know that. But I've never been into weed so much where I'm going to put up a pinup of like purple haze or some shit. It really is beautiful.

I can't wait until it becomes legal because when it becomes legal, I'm going to start eating it. And I don't even mean to get you high. I mean eating it raw, which by't even mean to get you high. I mean eating it raw, which, by the way, can't get you high. But apparently it's super nutritious. Like marijuana and the seeds and like eating it raw apparently is – Like the bud? Like the bud you would smoke? Yeah, the bud, the leaves, all that shit.

Just eating the whole thing? Yeah, you just pluck it off the stem. You don't want to eat the stems. But all those leaves and shit, apparently it's like really nutritious. Apparently eating marijuana is like super good for you. And it doesn't get you high at all. You could juice it really good for you if you juice it. It's just so many different – it almost seems like a joke when you start talking about all the different things that it can do.

It's like, come on. If it could do all those things, let's be realistic. It would be legal. Come on. That doesn't even make any sense. You find out you can eat it. You can make houses out of it. Like what?

What else? What gets you high and you can make houses out of it? Henry Ford made the first fucking car out of it. The first fucking car. The fenders of the car, the body of the car was made out of hemp. That's how much they respected it. The whole gateway drug thing is ridiculous too because 95% of all the stoners I know, they don't do heroin or meth. They just smoke weed.

If it was a gateway drug, that would be a big problem with all my friends with meth and heroin. There's not a problem. The whole gateway thing is all bullshit. They're going to find a way to stop people from smoking weed. And what they're going to do is they're going to mix up that shit from that Parkinson's medication. They're going to get it into the weed supply. And everybody is going to go gay bomb with the weed. With Colorado, you hear – we talked about this about a week ago.

They had one of the worst economies in the state and now with weed, they have one of the best in the states. I mean that's what I was told. I don't know if it's true, but isn't that incredible? It doesn't seem like they would. Okay, let's look. Economic impact. In Colorado. Unless I was told total bullshit, and it could be. Yeah, that sounds like one of those.

Dude, they were ready to totally close the state and quit being a state, and then weed came along, and now they're rich. It's amazing. No, it wasn't quite like that. No? Okay. Of weed in Colorado. Yeah. If that's true, isn't that...

I should write marijuana. Isn't that something that would influence other states? If it did that, if it completely turned their economy around? The real issue is the problem that dummies get to vote. That's the real problem. The real problem is dummies get to vote and a lot of dummies have these like fundamentalist ideas about it. And they just can't accept the fact that, first of all, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do.

I'm a grown man. You're a grown man. Just because you believe in whatever doesn't mean you can stop me from doing what I want to do. It doesn't hurt anybody else. So that right away is a problem because not everybody agrees with that. There's a lot of fucking dummies. And those dummies get to vote. many how many states have medical marijuana now i believe it's uh 16 or something like that now 16 they just made um massachusetts just got through can

you find that out brian how many states are medical marijuana because it was 13, it seemed like, eight years ago. And now, Brian, you didn't want to do that? No. No? The internet's not working on this laptop very well. So I'm trying not to fuck anything up. Okay. I'm using my phone just to look at Twitter right now. All right.

Well, let's assume it's a lot. I think it's like 16. But I think that eventually the the the washington states and the colorados the two places 18 wow the the two states that made it legal the what's going to be really interesting to see is what happens from here because if the federal government still decides to fuck with them they can And that's where it gets really strange. So if these people start up legitimate weed stores that are legitimate under their state law,

just like liquor stores, pay their taxes and all that shit, does the government come down on them? Because they can if they want, and they have before. There's a case of a guy from Montana, and he's becoming a big martyr once people found out about it on the internet. Because this guy regularly had law enforcement from state law enforcement. He invited them on tours of his grow-up. He did everything legit, everything by the book, double-checked with everybody,

followed the state law to a T. But the government came in and arrested him under federal laws. They wouldn't even let him use the term medical marijuana because it doesn't exist federally. So this guy's looking at 80 years in prison and this guy did everything correct that's where what state was that montana that's where it gets really fucking squirrely because look when there's a guy who's not hurting anybody and he's giving someone something that should be legal in your area because the people voted on it if If you want to lock that guy up, you're the criminal. And that's an important point to make in this society.

That just because someone wrote some shit down on paper and you can interpret it in a way that you decide you could put someone in jail, and if you put someone in jail that's not doing anyone any danger, and you put someone in jail for 80 fucking years for selling happy plants, you're a criminal. Like, you're a cultural criminal. Like, that's someone who's robbing society. That's someone who we have to pay.

We pay them tax dollars, and they arrest people who aren't hurting anyone. You're telling me there wasn't other shit you guys could have done anyone you're telling me there was another shit you guys could have done you're telling me those cops that arrested that guy they couldn't have been like busting burglaries or burglaries or uh arresting murderers or you know fucking kicking down the door of a crack house why the fuck are they going after this guy who keeps having cops and law enforcement and mayors over his property to show them his grow up because everything's done under state law and paying his taxes because there's a bunch of criminals in government man the actual government itself is

filled with criminals and they think that they're allowed to do it because it's written down somewhere it's a federal law the federal law against marijuana has been the same since 1935. The federal government does not change its position. The federal government doesn't change its position. That's hilarious. That is high-larious. That is one thing. I mean, if there's anything that makes the government out to be whores, it's their stance on marijuana. It's one of the biggest whore-like stances. Because scientists should have long ago convinced politicians that there's massive benefit to this country if we grow this stuff. If we grow it, if we sell it, look, there's cultural benefit.

There's artistic benefit. And then there's farmers benefiting financially, not just by selling the drug, but by selling the hemp and all this shit. But no, that's not the kind of fucking law enforcement we have here. Eddie Bravo. Yeah. They don't think right. It's crazy. You're good for about an hour and a half, dude, and then you always do this.

You're just locked down. You're a burst of stories, and then you just settle in. That's the first wave of the weed. No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good, man. The first wave of the weed no no no i'm good i'm good man the first wave i agree with you it's it's incredible i mean it's it's incredible what the information that's coming out with you know you know for the last 10 years we've been talking about you know all this fishy ass shit that the government does like with 9-11 all this fishy-ass shit that the government does with 9-11. All this fishy-ass shit. Did you see the news report where they finally released a video from hotel surveillance?

It was on the news. It's on YouTube. Where they show, before they only showed three frames of the explosion at the Pentagon. Now they show the whole thing. There's an explosion. There's no plane. What is this? There's a video on YouTube.

It's just – What is it called? Maybe – Pentagon Explosion? Yeah, just put Pentagon Explosion video. All right. And this is legit? I mean it appears to be legit.

You know what? Even if it isn't legit, if it's like a hoax, it's still, it's like the government is like the neighborhood whore. If she gets accused of boning your friend Tommy, you're like, you know, it's probably

happened. Even if it didn't happen, she's still a whore. Okay, this is it. The actual hidden footage. No airplane. This was Octoberober of 2012 so that must be the new shit right only 992 views i would think it was around for like more than a month more than a thousand people would say maybe there's a bunch of videos like maybe they made copies okay let's see what happens here here. Wow, that's hard to tell.

It looks like first of all, it's way in the distance and it's really blurry as fuck. I guess this is like a security camera, but it actually does look like someone flies in there. It actually does, dude.

That looks like a fucking... It looks like a plane. The last, yeah, the last... You know what? It could be a, you know, well, people are saying it's either a bomb or a missile. Yeah, there's actually something, like, really clear. Watch.

Watch this. Look at this right here. There's something really clear that comes in right now. Watch. See that? See that white thing? And then, boom does like a plane there's something right here under this that comes out it and then it hits so watch one more time right here right there see that boom

there's like she could see something fly into it. These people are crazy. The news reporter, if you listen to the news reporter, actually listen to the audio and listen to what they say, they say there's no plane. They go, look, and guess what? There's no plane. Yeah, maybe they're retarded. Those people that are reading the news, man, they ain't so smart.

Those fuckers, all they do is they just read off a prompter. I've never been impressed with the knowledge of the people that read the news. can all suck it i don't know what happened to the pentagon but that shit looked like a plane just hit it but doesn't mean it wasn't like also uh there's the big theory is that it was some sort of a remote control plane that they've had remote control planes since the 1960s we know that because they wanted to use them in that Operation Northwoods. One of the plans involved using a drone airliner, sending it up in the air and blowing it up and blaming it on the Cubans. So if they could do that in the 1960s,

if they could blow up a plane back then, they could probably pilot things remote by now, and apparently they can, and it's been proven that they can. They absolutely can. They can land them. They can take them off. They can actually put planes in the air.

So the crazy conspiracy theory, as far as I was concerned, was that one of the most fascinating ones – they all have a hint of nuttiness. But the most fascinating ones was that there was some sort of a drone and that that's how those planes crashed into the buildings. that there was some sort of a drone, and that that's how those planes crashed into the buildings, and that they couldn't be engineered like, or rather, the people that were flying them probably couldn't have pulled off those maneuvers, but that if you had it under remote control, it could work. That was what some pilots had speculated,

especially like the Pentagon one. The Pentagon one, apparently pilots like really trip out about because they've done like these simulations and no one's been able to recreate it in a simulation. They have like a simulation machine. It shows like exactly the path that the plane took when it hit the Pentagon, and these pilots can't even do it. It's really hard to do.

Yeah. It's so low and the ground's there and you've got to time it so perfectly. How are you going to – It's interesting, man. I don't think I've seen a video where a pilot was able to recreate it. I've only seen failures, but that doesn't mean that people haven't done it. It just means I haven't seen it. But it's – that's possible.

I wouldn't put it past any nefarious organization, domestic or foreign, that they could – look, if anybody is willing to fly planes into buildings, are they? Yes, clearly. We saw it happen. Somehow or another, that was somebody's idea. Those planes that flew into those buildings, they didn't just fly in on their own. Okay. So for sure, somebody piloted planes into the building.

Why would we think that they wouldn't do it remotely? Why would they – are we really truly convinced that people pilot them themselves? I think it's really tough to be sure that someone's going to fly a plane into a fucking building. It's really tough to be sure. You can hope they do it,

but it's better to be safe. And the way to safe is get them to do it, tell them they're going to do it, and just wire the whole thing up. We'll do it ourselves. So in case they chicken out you might chicken out man you might like fucking one more pass one more pass i'm gonna go around again i'm gonna go around again keep those passengers out of here like you might get close then pull up pull up you know that crazy guy john lear yes he's like one of the craziest dudes ever he's hilarious though the shit he says he'll say the craziest shit and i heard his take on that and he said you know he's a cia pilot he said and you know

he's the craziest motherfucker out there he's probably a disinfo agent totally he if anybody was one that dude would be a cia shit like a billionaire or point he was uh his his dad owned lear jets right and he was a you know as far as him being a pilot for the cia and being a highly decorated pilot he's got like records and shit that's all true but he says crazy crazy shit he says that there's no way that someone could have hit that tower without practicing because you're going so fast that you would have to take a couple rounds and time he said you'd have to look at a building and go well when that building hits i have to be right here and it takes a couple passes to nail a building because you're going so fast that's what

he said but he could be full of shit and i don't know i don't know anything about being a pilot but that's what he said yeah i don't imagine that they would leave it to chance if they do have remote controlled things that they could put on airlines i would imagine they would leave it to chance. If they do have remote-controlled things that they could put on airlines, I would imagine they would just do that. That would be the way to do it. Like the latest shit coming out on... The conspiracy theory has been, look at all this fishy shit.

Now the latest shit is what companies and securities companies and brokerage... They're tying it into the collapse of Russia, when Russia was collapsing, all these shady-ass people high up, I don't know what you want to call them, were buying up all this Russian shit

and laundering it through securities, like $250 billion of securities. They were just snatching. They made a cash grab in Russia, but it was all illegal laundering shit and every 10 years every 10 years like that was that was in 1991 so 2001 was the year that they had a review that you know it takes 10 years to review and make sure everything all the securities to make sure they're all legit and all that shit i really don't know how it runs, but they're tying it into,

they had to blow up the security brokerages on the building, because they were going to check, and they were going to find out, like George W. Bush's dad, what is he, George Herbert Bush or whatever? Like it was all CIA, international banker shit, and it all ties into the collapse of Russia.

This is why weed is illegal. These kind of conversations. When you smoke weed you go dude it was all tied in man. It's crazy shit. Who knows what's real or not but it seems like they're tying it all together now. The craziest one and I

try to be as open minded as I can with these things but if you don't admit that this one's nuts I think you're crazy. And that's the Donald Rumsfeld one. When Donald Rumsfeld came on television on September 10th and told everybody that there's this real issue with missing money,

trillions of dollars, but they're going to get to the bottom of it. 220 trillion. 230 trillion or something. Who knows what the number was. Even if it was 100 trillion. It was 1 trillion. That's a lot of money. But the very area where they were working on this, the accounting offices, was hit by the plane. Yeah, yeah.

And this is on YouTube. Rumsfeld making that. It's on YouTube. Donald Rumsfeld saying that, you know what? The real enemy is here, here in our country, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. Apparently there's $213 trillion missing. Whatever the fuck the money – the number was that the idea – And we're going to get to the bottom of it. The enemy is here in the Pentagon. Next day, they blow up the accounting office. And apparently the naval intelligence, they were on to what was going on, this covert laundering scheme through securities. So like most of the people that died in the Pentagon were all the accountants and a lot of – all the high-ups in the naval intelligence because naval intelligence was actually looking into these securities and these Russian.

So they had a blow – and the Naval Intelligence Headquarters was Tower 7. One of the craziest things is that the government investigates the government. Like this whole thing with this General Petraeus, do you know how this happened? The guy got busted having an affair, and he had to resign. It's because the FBI was investigating the CIA. Like they investigate each other. Yeah, yeah. Like the FBI listened to a complaint by this woman.

She calls the FBI and says this other woman's sending her harassing letters. And so they read the letters, and then they go back and forth. The whole thing's hilarious. The government was spying on the government. Yeah. So these motherfuckers, it's so addictive to them to like spy on people and bust people apparently the cia don't like the fbi and the dea the dea and the fbi are like kind of together and the cia they're separated wow it's crazy well then there's the nsa you know

that's that's where it gets really squirrely like who's what is that what's going on there's so many of these fucking things and this is some shit that kennedy was scared of in the 1960s kennedy was saying in the 1960s we have a shadow government you know there's like what when he got into office i bet it was like what the fuck big crazy ass shadow government running things and then you get a guy like Obama in place. It's like this is our last hope. A rational, sensible guy that looks like us. That was a great trick.

That was a good one. I wonder if that's what it is or if he just really doesn't have the power. That's it, though. No, that is the trick. The trick is he has no power. He's trying as much as he can to sort of slowly turn the tide, but that the people that are in positions of power,

they've done it this way for so long. That's what's really fucked up about it, the idea that these guys got away with it like this. You know what's crazy is Tower 6, there's Tower 1, Tower 2, Tower 7. Tower 1, 2, and 7, they implode

and they fall at free fall speed. Tower 6 and Tower 4 just had massive bomb explosions and debris falling on them. But bombs exploded. They did? Bombs exploded? Bombs exploded in Tower 6. I never heard this. Man, there's so much information.

Bombs in Tower 6? Yeah. People – you got to be careful though because people make shit up. I haven't heard anything about bombs. Go to 911 – 9-11. I'm sorry. I go to go to 9-1-1 conspiracy 9-11 go to 9-11 conspiracy they're not gonna get me i'm not doing it okay i don't have the time there's no way i mean you don't think a bomb went off in tower six um i didn't hear what if they did though but let's just say what if it did this is the story. A bomb went off in Tower 6. There's pictures and video.

How could that be crazy when you're bashing the government all the time, but then a bomb goes off in Tower 6? How is that funny? I think that there is amongst, especially amongst people on the internet, there is a very real desire to uncover hidden secrets. And sometimes it gets

so far that they reach. Dude, bombs went off everywhere. Maybe. I believe it's possible. I've seen the testimony. Well, I think there was also explosions and there might not have been bombs because there were so many fires.

I mean, that was one of the excuses they used for Tower 7. The only one that makes sense is that there was diesel fires because they had diesel generators and apparently they had just a fuckload of diesel and that shit caught on fire and if if that was the case i could see it like gutting the place with some crazy fire and maybe it falls down i just look i'm not bright enough

but wouldn't it be weird though if it if it was true you're you're saying maybe it is maybe it isn't you're not saying definitely it isn't because you wouldn't say that. So maybe. Let's just say a bomb did go off and there's picture and video of a – it looks like the Oklahoma City bombing that building. And the office that was bombed was the El Dorado Task Force, which investigates all these securities and money laundering and all that shit. And they were investigating the whole Russian collapse. There was a lot of shit. and money laundering and all that shit. They were investigating the whole Russian collapse.

There was a lot of shit. It was a covert economic operation, and it was being investigated. How many people would have to be involved in something like that? And they blew that office up that was investigated, that office in Tower 6. It wasn't even Tower 1. A bomb goes off in Tower 6. It was that office. They just blew it up. How many people do you think would have to be involved in something like that?

How would they do this? Would they do it through emails? According to this theory, okay, according to this theory, I don't know what's true or not. I'm just reading these theories. According to this theory, it was all about they had to get rid of these brokerages and the people, naval intelligence and the Eldorado Force, because they were about to investigate at that 10-year, because they're 10-year securities. Whatever that means, like bonds or something, or CDs or something, worth over $240 million, that's what the investigation was about.

They finally were going to, there's so many, like AIG is, supposedly, according to this theory, AIG, that insurance company, well, they're more than just insurance. They're involved in all, they got CIA ties and all this crazy shit. They had to cover it up. This is according to this theory. They needed to blow all that shit up so those transactions could slide through during the chaos. And they wouldn't, because the Federal Reserve at 9-1-1 they they uh they

took executive like emergency power so that day they took emergency power so they could do whatever they want the security and exchange commission they did a they had an emergency um uh procedure that they've never done before which meant that we got a lot of chaos here let's just run all these securities without checking them and just run these through. Bam. That's what they did. So that's a theory. Who knows if it's true? But it sounds pretty fucking crazy. I don't know if they did that.

So I think speculating about it is silly. But what I do know is that a lot of people banked on those airlines fucking up. And they sold a lot of their shares like they knew some things were going to – huge, significant numbers on American Airlines. They shorted their stocks. That alone is really squirrely. What the fuck? That alone, if it is true, and apparently it is,

I feel like that should be a big point of investigation. And if it is true, and I've seen it reported in multiple supposedly valid websites that deal with the news, if that is true, it's just the fact that that hasn't been investigated. It makes you just go, how many people can be involved in it?

If we really have a really crazy sort of fake democracy and they're just stealing and engineering shit and blowing shit up on occasion, how many people have to be involved? And how come nobody wants to rat them out? How come nobody wants to make like the ultimate book from the shadows? And they're going right to Afghanistan, taking all the heroin. Come on.

They're gangsters, dude. It's amazing. Everyone just accepts it. Well, it's so amazing it feels fake. But I think that part of the thing is that they did it this way for so long that that became how you did things. And then when the internet came along and all of a sudden people would go, wait a minute. What the fuck are they doing? They can do that?

They can do this? Who would have found out about the National Defense Authorization Act and the indefinite detention of American civilians without right to trial? Who would have found out about that if it wasn't for the internet? You wouldn't have found out from CNN. You don't even find out about it from CNN.com. When people say oh where do you get your information? The internet? Where do you go? Fucking libraries? Where else are you going to go?

You're going to go to the library? You're fucking 12? You're going to the library? You go on your computer dumbass. Everyone gets their information from the internet. Well that's where it gets really weird though because you've got to make sure that you really trust your sources. So there's some sources that, man. There's, like, in England, they have the Daily Mail. Those motherfuckers will write anything.

You get an article, and it's from the Daily Mail. You've got to go, oh, wait a minute. The Daily Mail. Shit. It might be real, but it might be bullshit listen to amber lions you know so we have proof through amber lions we have proof that everything we see on cnn you got to question it you got to question everything you can't ever trust the government well it's a business man they're running a show those news shows they check them

for ratings they want to make sure that people are tuning in. And if they're not tuning in, they'll replace a girl and move a guy and do this or do that. According to Amber Lyons, it's more than that. It's not just about ratings. It's about there's certain shit they can't fucking say. Well, I'm saying it's a business. And if you're in the business of news, there's only one way you get access to that news. You have to be able to go to countries. You have to be able to do – as soon as you piss those people off, you can't get in there anymore.

You're done. You're removed from this. You can't go to Congress anymore. There's people to this day I'm sure that have websites or people that want to get press passes for certain things. They want to be able to get into areas where the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal get to – and they can't get in. Just because you have a website that has a million hits a day doesn't mean that they're going to let you into the – to be able to get into areas where the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal get to – and they can't get in. Just because you have a website that has a million hits a day doesn't mean that they're going to let you into the – you can't lob questions at the president just because you have a big antenna.

But it really should be that way. I mean if a guy has a big antenna, that means like Perez Hilton should be able to ask the president questions. I mean why not? Perez Hilton has got millions of fucking hits every day. Why not him? I mean I feel like he would have probably questions more along the lines of how I would think than a lot of these fucking weirdos that you see that get elected to Congress and get elected to the Senate. Like that dude that was trying to be president, Paul Ryan, the dude who was running for vice president.

That silly bitch. Did you pay attention to him at all? I didn't pay attention to him at all. Oh my goodness. The Mitt Romney guy? Yeah at all? I didn't pay attention to him at all. Oh, my goodness. The Mitt Romney guy? Yeah. Oh, I didn't. Well, his running mate, first of all, he lied about how fast he could run a marathon.

Like you said, he ran a three-hour plus sub-four-hour marathon, which apparently is world class. You have to be a serious fucking athlete to be able to run a marathon in under four hours. And then he changed it afterwards. Like it was like six hours or whatever. They probably picked him because he was terrible. Get – what was his name? Paul Ryan? Well, he's a good speaker.

He's a good speaker and he was pretty charismatic. The real problem is under the really bright lights he folded. Under the really bright lights, he just bullshitted a little too much got a little too cocky some shit that he could have said in idaho he got away with it on the local news you really can't get away with that shit when it's on fox news and everybody research what the fuck you say whoever put him in that position they knew that about him they go it's it was like i wouldn't say no one else with john mccain when john mccain i think you know the world is run by corporations and Wall Street and all that. They have all the goddamn power.

They're fucking – Yeah, but I mean when you're trying to get a guy like Paul Ryan into position, they do it because it seems like it would work. He's going to listen to us. He's going to play ball, and it will work. I mean that's – But to me, I'm just throwing this out there. Who the fuck knows? So you're looking for a conspiracy in the conspiracy.

I'm thinking like John McCain and Sarah Palin. John McCain is like, get mother. There's no way that dude who's about to die is going to become president. And then we put a crazy bitch as vice president. It almost seems like we need Obama to win, to handle all this shit. Hook us all up. That's that's one way of looking at it. This is the way I look at it. I think

that in order to get to any position of power, whether you're a senator or congressman or whatever, by the time you get there, you've got so many motherfucking skeletons in your closet that you're like Teddy Kennedy. Never could really run for president after he drowned that girl. And there's a

lot of shit that these dudes do. So it's hard to find a guy who's pretty clean. And Paul Ryan, pretty clean. Seems like a nice family man. Says a lot of shit about taking personal responsibility. Toes the Republican line. Look, the guy looks fit. He looks like a man's man.

Have you done marathons, Paul? I did a marathon in under four hours. He did a marathon in under four hours. He's our guy. And then they get in there and they find out the guy's a bullshitter. I think it's more likely that. But I do agree that in order to get to that position, they got to think that they can do something with you.

They got to think that you're going to be able to play ball with them. And a girl like Sarah Palin, they went with her because they were desperate. There was no one else. They didn't know what the fuck they were doing, man. They were trying to figure out some way to reach women voters. And one of the best ways is to have a strong woman that represents women. And she represented the strongest aspects of like a frontiers woman. Bitch lives in Alaska.

She's got big old titties and a gun. They thought women were going to go bananas for that. That women were going to go, yes, and that would be enough to push them over the top. They would get all the women votes. The same way Obama got a lot of the black vote. A lot of people were like, there's no way I'm not voting against Obama. And people got mad. Black people got mad at other black people that were going to vote for McCain.

You never saw anybody that was black that had a fucking a paul ryan shirt on you know no one had a mitt romney paul ryan shirt on that was by maybe a few dudes that just wanted attention but if they really thought it through there's no way they would have done that it just seems like a big show to me it seems like it's all like a reality show a big show like almost scripted well it's a big show you know that because they don't they don't have any more than two candidates they used to let

extra candidates in when they the last time they did that was with Ross Perot he was the last independent and that guy fucked everything up man because he

he got his own television show he he took over NBC like during prime time he bought the time and he went on and told everybody how

you're getting fucked told everybody what the federal bank is he told everybody where taxes go and told everybody that's insurmountable debt and this is how you've been set up and you and he did it on television and because the fact that he had so much money that he could get away with doing shit that traditionally only the democrats and republicans could do but all of a sudden there's this independent that's like stealing you know 20 30 percent of the vote and it fucked up the whole thing and that's how bill clinton became president because they're like and there you go that guy he ruined everything so then the commission for presidential debates they changed what it takes to uh able to compete at the highest levels. Hell yeah.

You couldn't – they'll let a lot of kooks – like when you have like Republicans, you have like 10 Republicans. They'll let the Herman Cain's in that they know Herman Cain like that dude fucks everything. He's got like 50 bitches on the side. He just couldn't keep them from bubbling out under the woodwork. The black guy? The guy who ran – he ran the pizza company. Did you see all the different women that came out and said he was he was banging them no well you can't do that and run for president like you can do that and run a pizza company he totally did it and pulled it

off but they they know certain shit like that they know guys like not gonna get that far it's a little song and dance until they get down to the main guy and there was a couple of main guys and the big main guy was this Mitt Romney character. So that's it. It's like it's always going to happen this way. And all the people that are in place behind the scenes, they all watch it all play out, but it doesn't matter who wins. The same people are paying those people.

Socially, I think we're better off with a guy like Obama. You know, I think he gives people hope. You know, he's a young black guy from a single mom. You know, that makes people feel better. It makes people believe that, hey, you know, maybe that racism shit is kind of in the past. And maybe, you know, look, man, if racism didn't stop a black man from being president, like, it's surmountable. You can overcome this. Like, this is a good example for the culture.

The real problem is the dude does a lot of the same shit that Bush did. That's the real problem. We thought we were going to get this dude who's like us but they're still using drones they still got guantanamo bay trying to take our guns that shit is ridiculous all that shit is ridiculous all that clamping down on rights and going there's not there's not that's not a problem put your finger in the air do you do you see revolution do you see problems in the streets do you see rampant violence everywhere and our children are unsafe no that's not what's happening it's not massive terrorist attacks on america why do you need to like look at people's email like why do you need to store every phone call that's ever made like no don't assume that

everyone's fucking criminal because in reality, most people are pretty fucking cool. The vast majority of people are pretty fucking cool. And for you to ruin that shit and take it away and take all the fun away out of life just because there's a certain unavoidable percentage of douchebags in the world is ridiculous. Like knowing all the fucked up shit the government's been – like people high in the government. I'm not talking about your average congressman or anything, but the people that are really running shit, knowing all the fucked up shit they've done, all the JFK stuff and all that. Golf of Tonkin. Do you think the liberties that they're taking from us on a daily basis, you think that's part of a plan? It just seems they're so aggressive with it.

from us on a daily basis, you think that's part of a plan? It just seems they're so aggressive with it. I think they worry about any sort of an uprising, and the best way to keep any sort of an uprising from coming to fruition is to nip it in the bud. And when you're in a position of power, especially if it's an undeserved position of power, if it turns out that you're using your money to influence politicians and you're manipulating the system in order to

gain an advantage so that it helps your business and all that stuff is exposed, well, that should be a crime. That should be way worse than insider trading. That should be, but meanwhile, it's standard operational procedure. And when there's any sort of a threat to that, they're going to try to stop that threat in advance. And one of the best ways to stop that threat in advance is fear. Make people scared to speak out, make people scared to act. And one of the best ways to make people scared is to give yourself godlike powers. Give yourself the ability to just, I can take this person and lock them in that cage and never let them out ever. And that's what the NDAAaa says that's crazy because even hitler would have got a trial okay if we had captured hitler and supposedly no soldier had gone crazy

and shot him in the head which is probably unlikely they probably would have shot him just like they did kaddafi right but if we did capture him they would have given hitler a trial and what they're saying is you this average person that they decide to detain, they can choose to use tactics on you that they wouldn't have used on Hitler. They can choose to just lock you up indefinitely and not give you access to lawyers. That's not good for anybody. And that's not American. That's not what we're supposed to be about. And you can't have that kind of power. And that's exactly what's happening in egypt right now you know they let this new dude in in egypt and now 200 000 people are rallying in the streets trying to get this guy to get out of office

because he changed the laws he made it so you can't arrest him he can't be tried for anything he just turned himself into a god he just got in there and then they went fuck you we just we already been through this shit no you can't do that they they all get to the point of governing and i think the possibility of being overthrown by some completely new organization is terrifying for them what if like the green party all of a sudden took off in this country and what if it was like the Green Party became the number one party in the country? I mean, look, look how many people go to Whole Foods, okay? Look how many people want to recycle. Look, what if that shit spreads? What if it spreads and all of a sudden the Green Party becomes the prominent party in this country? When we realize that we're poisoning our food and

poisoning our water and poisoning the ocean and killing all all the fish. If they ever did get to that position, that would be a terrible loss of power for the Republicans, the Democrats, and all the corporations that support them. If the public's opinion changed, and people really did get behind a party that was independent and not reliant whatsoever on corporations, that would be fucking terrifying to the powers that be. Instead of going around making billions and billions of dollars a year, traveling around in fat yachts, banging supermodels and then cutting their heads off, instead of doing that, you would make nothing. You wouldn't be in power anymore. Your corporations would have to stand up on the merit of the products that they sell, not on your ability to

would have to stand up on the merit of the products that they sell, not on your ability to change laws so that you can make products cheaper and in the meantime ruin the earth. And that's a terrifying thing for those fuckheads. So what they try to do is take away your rights, take away your right to express yourself, be able to come in and shut down your website at any point in time, no file sharing. I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

No, no, no, I've got to look at that shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got to be able to look at everybody's email at any time. This is a matter of national security. We are the government. This is the Homeland Security Department of security of the mothers and the children of this country. And I have to look at a few emails. I'm going to do it. God damn it. And that's where we find ourselves. We find ourselves in this ridiculous position where we're clearly being run by fuckheads. How realistic is Texas from actually seceding from the nation? It's not going to happen.

There's no way it will happen, right? No, it's not going to happen. But meanwhile, Texas doesn't give a fuck. Texas, supposedly constitutionally being one of the few countries or cities or states that can because I think technically they view themselves as a republic. I think maybe other states do as well. But from what I understood, the way their – the Texas state declaration or whatever the fuck their constitution is, whatever the fuck that states have that defines themselves they define themselves slightly different than most states and they uh they believe that they're their own

sort of situation it's you know that all that shit came from mexico you know that was texas was mexico california was mexico i mean that wasn't that long ago i mean everybody sort of kind of forgot about that that shit was not that long ago. Mexico was like – there was like giant chunks of America that was Mexico. And we're like, not anymore. Nope. That's our shit now. Nope. Nope.

And so Texas became this weird sort of spot, man. Well, is Texas legal with medical marijuana? Nay, I say. No. No say no no no no that'll never happen no no austin's not strong enough no austin is probably the best place like socially and liberally and intellectually it's one of the best places in the country and it's it's the best place in texas for like free thinking free thinkers open-minded people, well-read people, people that are hip, people that are tuned in to what the fuck is going on in the world. But they're surrounded by silly people. There's people all around like the middle of Texas and crazy places.

There's like a lot of like churches and people are nutty and they're doing exorcisms. And it's like Texas is a texas is a mix you know it's a mix of really cool like houston's really cool dallas is really cool it's a mix of like a lot of really cool spots and these spots when you drive to the really cool spots and you go through hours and hours these backwoodsy type towns and you're like whoa whoa what if you were born here what if you were born there and eddie bravo had to grow up there like oh my god like there's a lot of spots that suck and the problem is those people get to vote too so shit like medical marijuana does not pass and the reason

why it doesn't pass is that civilization hasn't spread through the entire state it's only in small pockets of books have they they tried in Texas? Of course. Have they? I'm sure they've tried. I'm sure someone's put them – forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure someone's tried to come up with some sort of legislation. But it's never been like officially on the ballot. I don't know.

I don't know. But I know that it just lost in Oregon, which was pretty surprising. But sometimes it's the way the language is written on the law. Like sometimes they get stupid with the language. And you can fuck 16-year-olds. They throw something and they say, and it would be awesome! And then the government pays for hostess to come back.

I don't know what the language of the law was, but I would have thought Oregon, being Portland and all that, Portland is pretty fucking hip. That's one of the spots I would live. I would have thought Oregon, you know, being Portland and all that, you know, Portland is pretty fucking hip. That's, that's one of the spots I would live. I would live in Portland. If I, if I had to, for some reason, get out of California, Portland's a good spot. Very cool people.

Rains a lot though. Rains like a motherfucker. Drove Salami back. Back to LA? Oh yeah. Really? He's been back for maybe four months. That motherfucker.

And when I see him, I'm going to shake him like a bad baby. Because when I talked to him up there, I was like, what's it like? Are you digging it? He goes, yeah, man, it's awesome. I go, does the rain ever bother you? He goes, no, not at all. Fuck it. He goes, it's just so cool up here, it doesn't bother me.

I got to him eventually. That motherfucker. I got to him. See, is that a chemical thing? Like, do we need that chemical from the sun, like, in order to feel happy? I've never lived in a place where it rained all the time. Have you done that? No.

No, you've all, you're in Southern California your whole life. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a gray that happens in Boston for a few months during the winter that dulls the happiness of the people. And it's palpable. You can sense that shit in the air when the gray is there, the gray of the January gray. Occasionally you get a nice sunny day, like, wow, beautiful day today. Step outside, it's three fucking degrees.

That shit wears away at you, man. Salami made up a good story, and I was wondering about that, man, because people will always bullshit you about that. They'll never tell you. Like, what's it like up here, man? You like it? Well, I like what's it like up here man you like it well i like it a little but man i get depressed as fuck in the winter and i'm thinking i don't know man maybe there's a bad idea no no it's awesome i love it it's the best choice i made

the best choice man i'm so happy you should move up here too those motherfuckers will try to convince you into moving up there and then when you move up there i go man i'm just getting depressed in winter i don't know what to do Thinking about going back To Arizona What? Did his testimony Did that

Yes it influenced me Oh it did Yeah son of a bitch He didn't even make it He had a school up there right? Wasn't he running A tent planet? Yeah

Does he have his black belt now? He has a black belt In the Gi Does he really? Yeah Joe Marara Oh wow Salami's such a good dude Always a friendly guy man

even if he's a lying motherfucker about the climate maybe he liked it initially and then it just wore down on him i think uh i think especially if you live in california it would be really hard to go to a place that rained all the time yeah really like the rain sometimes well the one thing that it's amazing for is the vegetation god there are forests out there when you go have you ever been on a hike like through the pacific rainforest you ever been like walked around like you ever go to the redwood forest you ever do that maybe as a child you gotta do that been up to sequoia is that the same thing redwood sequoia i don't think so i think sequoia is is a different thing. But they're huge too, right?

Isn't that the idea? Yeah, as a kid. But those forests, man, those crazy rainforests like Washington State where it rains constantly. Dude, that's a different feeling when you're walking through that kind of life. Like there's so much vegetation life around you that as you're like you're you're in that there's like this bright green forest you kind of understand where all the old myths of like fairies and elves and wood sprites appearing because as you're walking there's so much energy in the air that you're almost thinking someone's watching you you're almost looking at trees and

shit and thinking they're peering at you and looking back at you because you're feeling you're sensing that there's other life there you're sensing it because there's this incredible wealth of vegetation because it fucking rains every day the grass is glowing green i mean the glass the the grass in oregon is like neon green it's beautiful like just mean, the grass in Oregon is like neon green. It's beautiful. Like, just looking at the grass is like, wow. I never fucking saw grass like that in Studio City. That grass is dry and gray and all fucked up and brown. That Portland grass is alive. And if you walk into those woods, man, there's something about those dense rainforests that give off this weird sort of feeling. There's a strange silence and you hear animals, but like the, it's a weird sound

because there's so much vegetation that it's like being in a room that's like stuffed with things. Like there's not, sound doesn't travel the same way. It's not like being in a place where you're on top of a hill and you overlook canyons. No, you're walking through this dense thing that feels like you're inside of a living thing. And it is. That rainforest is like a living thing. In fact, the Pacific rainforest has the biggest single organism on the face of the earth. There's a mushroom colony in the Pacific Northwest that's so enormous. It's bigger than like X amount of blue whales.

It's huge. And it's this this connection like almost like a neural connection underneath the – like in the way it's worked in, in the ground, in this entire area. It's a shitload of mushrooms. But it's one giant organism. Here, I better Google this because this – it's very hard to describe. It's like a giant mushroom. Yeah. Do people take bites out of it? No, but there's a fuckload of mushrooms up there, man. Did you hear about those people that died in California recently?

A bunch of people are dying from eating poisonous mushrooms. Yeah, there's a lot of people that try to go hunting for edible mushrooms. It's like a hobby with a lot of people because you can find some delicious mushrooms in the wild. Not to get high, just to eat? No, just to eat. But if you're old and you can't see... This cook cooked