The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 17, 2024

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

Joe is joined by Tony Hinchcliffe, Brendan Schaub & Brian Simpson to watch the fights on August 17, 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:02:30 Like, why can't we just hear Brandon talk about Hitler? Yeah, okay. We up? Yep. Okay, we're up. Ladies and gentlemen,, so sorry there was a bit of an issue So we're just talking about Steve ursak and how good he looked against Pantoja And I was saying some people thought he won but to your point that last round might have been the yeah I thought the last round with a decider. I thought it was super close though, and you know he looked awesome
Starting point is 00:03:02 He but just Pantoja just such a veteran He knows how to win and he pulled it off He pulled it off in the last round But that ursic kid man for that being his first world title fight his how many fights he had in the UFC like Four how many how many fights is Steve ursic had the the crazy thing is about three my weight It's like flyweight and heavyweight if you come in and you are a fucking beast you move up the ladder quick not a lot of 125 pound dudes not a lot of 265 pound dudes so if you can get elite like think about guys like their state that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight division like losses that would have take you out of the mix in the 155 division you stay in the mix
Starting point is 00:03:46 the only one that catapulted umar Nagermadov oh umar so good man so look at this he's only had three fights in the UFC before he fights pantosha for the world title that's amazing and by the way it looks so good especially in the match now fight fuck that dude look good And all four of those fights happen within one year. Mm-hmm. Yeah, fuck quick
Starting point is 00:04:11 Which is great if you stay healthy, and it was a unanimous decision one. Yes, it was you know, which is wild While I think it was correct. I think it was correct. I think it was close It was close, but I like when the guy wins the last round. I it means I mean I'm an old-school guy right I like pride rules I like that I think their theory of scoring is school yard theory, but that's not the game. I get it That's true, too But it is also fighting school yard theory is real like if a guy's on top you and the teachers break it up That guy beat your ass. I'm with you, but you but i think the sport line no i know but that that's a real thing i know this is not scientific a technical or or i look i
Starting point is 00:04:51 mean i'm a martial artist i think of purists i think the best style should work which is why i don't think people should get stood up i don't think you know i think there's a lot of things that just like shouldn't happen yet happened in the sport i'm pretty i'm pretty much a purist i want to know what the fuck works you know yeah but you but you would be
Starting point is 00:05:13 you'd be open to if they'd made the third round the pride rules Wow the pride rules They treated it like a fight fight like in a fight fight the end of the fight is worth more than the beginning of the fight No doubt, you know, I'm just the guys have been fighting for a long time who's winning at the end and I'm and I'm with it especially when I was talking about... very good call, very good call he didn't know what he was doing on this one but I think they went bankrupt because of shady business
Starting point is 00:05:51 whatever you tell yourself, dude I think it was some Yakuza stuff, wasn't it? yeah, a lot of that yeah, but I'm with you, it was great bro, but I don't think it went bad because they judged it badly because, dude, those fucking fights were amazing also also wasn't the UFC just start to become What it is? Oh, it wasn't even what it is No, I was before you see pride was fucking huge before the UFC was huge
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yes, but the UFC was not as big pride in Japan would get 80,000 people in an arena Tokyo Dome like wow People would walk out who was it what was that one fighter the Brazilian cat that got burnt Because you've walked out they fucking hit him with the pyrotechnics was it a tuna. I it was early I don't you're talking to my real techniques like the super boy might not have been pride It might have been one of those other organizations. I know you're talking about they got burnt Yeah, it was one of those organizations in Japan and this dude's cat comes out gets cooked Jackson and he was good man
Starting point is 00:06:52 They fucked up his body like like third-degree burns over like half his fucking body fights toughen up You know, he wouldn't know. Yeah Joe Hill de Oliveira. Yeah Set on fire and pride. I mean, that guy was good, man. He was fucking good. Who knows how bad that sets back your career? They'd light you on fire? Doesn't help. Yeah, I think you're done after that.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I don't know, man, but I would imagine it's like significant things to overcome. Your skin's all burnt up. And then what do you do going forward? You go give fire safety talks? Eh, well I think they had to pay him off. They had to give him some cash. But I also remember in Pride, like, those fights were epic.
Starting point is 00:07:26 The talent was insane worldwide. But here's the thing, zero drug testing. Matter of fact- Yes, let's go. Enhance games. I'm with ya. So they actually encouraged steroids. Oh yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:07:37 You get a better product. Ensign Inouye told us on the podcast, in specific it has, in capital letters, we do not test for steroids. Rampage will tell you that too. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Dude it's just they were wild and they put on the best shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever and I think the most talent stacked heavyweight division that has ever existed. If you want to think about the prime of pride heavyweight, you have Noguera, you have Mark Coleman, you have Overim, you have Crow Cop, you have Fador. God! What a murderer's role! If UFC had like a 40 and up division where they don't test.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Nah, man, nobody trying to see that. Bro, it's like, you only want so much. Like a master's division? Yeah! You only want so much brain damage then you just got to opt out the smart guys opt out You don't you're already gonna struggle. You're already gonna struggle. Don't you don't want to give you getting beat up continuously until you're dead Some people do you're right. So I feel like you should be able to ride horses Some people built like that you go have to tranquilize Romero Yeah, they don't have to yeah, he's doing bare knuckle. Yeah. Yeah, that's where they go
Starting point is 00:08:49 Here's the thing about yoel though for whatever reason yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep into his 40s Naturally, he's a mutant. He's a freak of freaks. Yeah, you want to talk neck. It's everything man Neck is crazy, but you know the neck is all surgically repaired right you know that he's like Robo. God I broke his neck is one piece. It's like a rod. Yeah, there's a rod You'll remember they had the next few had the ball in this baby bottle. Yeah, bro. His dad's a stingray His next like they fucking abracadabra They did some stuff with that guy. They were looking at his stingray and they were like, yeah, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:09:27 There's just, there's just airs to the shoulders. I know people have heard me tell the story, but I'm going to tell it again because it's so crazy. The UFC took him to a doctor and the doctor said, where'd you get this guy? And they go, yeah, he's amazing, right? They go, no, he's got a different structure. They said the tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's they say he's already healing He had a fractured orbital. They're like he's already healing. He's like Wolverine. Also. We don't know if he's 40
Starting point is 00:09:59 No, he was sitting in that chair, bro There's only there's a couple moments in doing podcasts where I got like Sitting in that chair bro. There's only there's a couple moments in doing podcasts where I got like reasonably uncomfortable Really because I was in the room with someone who could just just has this ability just crush you at any moment Yeah, it was him and Tyson Tyson the second time I did the podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight Roy Jones totally different Tyson first Tyson was like this mellow hippie Almost like he was just do to try true not working out.. Yeah, you just I don't want to work out I just want to be cool second one was like hyped up Tyson. I was like whoa See him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day blindfolded crazy
Starting point is 00:10:35 There has to be a part of you Joe with with Tyson at least if shit hits the fan you're a black belt I'll get his ankle. He's even some trouble with yo L. There's nothing you have nothing You know there's nothing you know i don't know if you could do it i can't help you i do not find my home what if you're really lucky tyson's got a bad knee you know if you really want to get your only hope is to catch a nagging injured yeah your only hope you're only a lapses on his office you see how it sounds he's still for fuck you up
Starting point is 00:11:01 he'll still fuck you up but the u l remare thing is different like you are was explaining how we grew up in Cuba and about how he went through Their their wrestling program and he was talking about how if you were the elite you ate three times a day But if you were below that you ate twice a day Yeah, and he was intent and he goes and you're working out with all these animals like with their only way to Make their life better is through athletic Cheap to get away and these guys are just
Starting point is 00:11:29 Warriors and they're going at it every day and yo I'll look to me goes and it makes you a machine That mean when you're talking to a real machine like one of the most elite wrestlers to ever compete in MMA a into a real machine like one of the most elite wrestlers to ever compete in MMA a far-reak athlete you look at some of yo else knockouts like look at that knockout to wide man that flying knee was wide man for Luke Rockwell he knocks him out and then he kisses him free bro he's up he was a free break and for that guy to explain like what he went through as a person to get to be the guy he is now which is why he's so calm when he gets in there man and still competing with a fused neck or whatever Yeah, so he got to swing his whole body
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah, but his no doesn't it doesn't move around like an action figure no, but I think it might help him take a shot Yes, cuz Derek Brunson hit him a switch kick once I mean just blasted him in the neck and he just walked that shit off like it was nothing It's not because the whole right because the whole thing is fused and then it's like a nice place in football His traps begin at the top of his head That guy's like a flying squirrel So that that's like the freak of freaks and no one knew that guy says something you like and it makes you I'm not gene Yes, I'm kidding
Starting point is 00:12:44 Talk about wrestling in the Olympics. I'm like good luck. Good luck bitch. Good. Good a soft life You ain't fucking ring dings and ho ho Get three hot meals like you have to win for dinner, bro I'm gonna start taking my kids me you get breakfast and lunch and then there's a toss-up. I remember Don Fry was on Inside MMA once I love that show. It was a great show. I loved that Fry was on inside MMA once I love that show it was a great show I love that you're on there yeah I did it once where I was explaining a backtake from quarter mount sick was like me and boss root and did like a technique thing where I showed him a dude that's called samurai you know that one when you slip around behind a guy you get his back. Yeah. Yeah. You're on top. Yeah. Um, but so, uh, Don Fry is on inside MMA and he starts saying, he goes,
Starting point is 00:13:29 our Russians are the fucking last real men left. See if you can find it. See if you can find it. It's fucking amazing because Don Fry, who's like the manliest man of all time with his fucking crazy cowboy mustache, he goes, damn Russians are the last real men left. Watch this. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. You know, not at all.
Starting point is 00:14:07 You know, go where you're happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money. And that's gotta be the deal with Phaidor, right right? I mean because he he owns m1. He is m1 basically I'll tell you the Russians don't like being told what to do especially by some pansy Got damn Russians are last men on the planet. You know everybody the u.s. Been feminized so bad We all be carrying a person high heels you know We need a Putin where's our Putin? Kick-ass and not run around apologizing for it we need we need Don Fry today right keep that same energy right now run for president Don fries he's all fused up too oh yeah he's got a bunch of back love to see John C Riley play him in his life story that imagine a comedy version You have to get seen you have to wear a rubber suit sauce. Yeah, you'd have to yeah
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah, that's it. You'd have to hit the you'd have to get jacked my fire cuz Don Fry one point time Remember when he got jacked my fire and he was like 230 to 35 to Jita Don Fry was a fucking statue. He was a Angelo statue, you know fuck yeah, we need more time that takiyama fight was one of the craziest fights in all of history Oh, yeah, standing in front of each other punch each other in the face like come let's play that how many times other fights are about to happen The leech is like three years. I years. Here we go. That's the first round. The the time on screen is 455 454 453 452. Alright, so this is this Carlos Preta's. Yeah, and leech. He's taking what two years. Is this that dude that smoked cigarettes?
Starting point is 00:15:43 Leach he's taking what two years is this that dude that smoked cigarettes Is this that nasty dude that he just landed a vicious knee knockout in his last fight He's smoking cigarettes is this that that's what I'm thinking about right you come out the Asian guy No, the the Brazilian cat. Yeah, and he's the favorite. Yeah This kid in the black the kid in the black shorts he's good dude, he's good. I watch what he's nasty. I'm pretty sure this is the dude, I really have to apologize if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is the dude. Is that him? Yeah, there he is smoking cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah, he's like, I'm a fighter, I'm not an athlete. He goes, I'm a fighter. So this dude smokes. He's been smoking since he was like 14 or something something but the most important thing is like he's nasty He knows how to fuck people up and he's got really good timing man. He's a real fighter But back to your point see I think most first rounds go like this. It's the feeling up here Watch why winning this round watch it that kind of some don't it the exact same some don't Brian So what do you do? It doesn't, you know, you're right. Like there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting.
Starting point is 00:16:49 I think one of the problems is the scoring system. The must system. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's our primary problem because I think it's a borrowed system that deals with a one dimensional sport. It's a very complicated sport, but it's one dimension, meaning punching. Right. It's complicated. I'm not dismissing boxing I think you don't ever see boxing at the level you've seen world championship fights like a Lomachenko You never see that level of boxing in the UFC and you probably never will I don't think it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing correct impossible Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:20 Because you don't you can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down all the time You won't develop your skill set the same way if you're training MMA the same way Well, you get a few freak athletes to get your Roy Jones juniors They could do shit that nobody else can do but for the most part There's too much to focus on in MMA boxers hands are way better correct. They're just they're always going to be way better Like you can't you can't deny that No, there's not enough hours in the day to get to that elite level. I mean, look at Francis, dedicated his life to boxing for what, two, three years?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yeah, it's a different thing. Well, also like the Joshua fight, like Joshua had the opportunity to watch him fight and figure out patterns. But that's how it should go. Right. Right, right, right. If you would have knocked out Joshua in 30 seconds, I'm like, oh shit. Do you think like Joshua is the more dangerous guy to fight second? 100%. Yeah, because he's got that lethal one punch sleeper power. Knockout artist, gold medalist.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Fast as fuck. Fast as fuck. Dude, that right hand that he cracked Francis with, I was like, oh lord. I'm missing this fight, huh? This kid's nasty, man. I forget who he fought in his last fight, but I was watching it while I was listening to music and working out, so I wasn't completely paying attention
Starting point is 00:18:30 to what the commentators were saying, but I was watching the kid's movement. I was like, damn, this kid moves good. And Dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately. Yeah, man, I'm really excited about Khalil Rowntree, although the purist in me is like, what about Ankalayev? Ankalayev should be next for the title, right? I mean, Khalil, I hear Khalil's won five in a row and at light heavyweight.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Right, for sure. But. And Khalayev also had a draw, right? He had the lot, like he hasn't been that exciting. And I get it. The purist goes, well, it doesn't matter if it's exciting, if he's winning, you got to give him a title shot. I know Jamal Hill posted he was mad. Jamal was mad because Khalil had failed a drug examination. But they knew exactly what that was about. It was about something that's very, it's very, it's DHEA. It doesn't help your performance.
Starting point is 00:19:20 It doesn't help your performance at all. It's just a banned substance. Yes. And it's an accidental ingestion. It's not something that you would get any benefit from If he tested hot for like DECA and they had a minute on a fight He informed them the moment he found out yes shit had DHEA in it and they only gave him a two-month suspension He didn't do anything wrong
Starting point is 00:19:42 There's a bunch of stuff it's banned I I don't know why. That's a lot. But also, I think, too, just for Alex, this is his story, right? They need a main event, and Kaleo is already paired up. So Kaleo's won five in a row. He's ready to go. Who is that flying matcher? Fighting next.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Rakik. Oh, that's right. When does that fight? Oh! The other left hand, dude. I'm telling you you man, and the leech is good, dude The leech is getting pieced up. There's a head like a rotten hands, bro. This dude's the act Look at that knee to the body man. This dude's good, man He's good, and he's got good head movement too when punches are coming his way. He slips like right there
Starting point is 00:20:20 Okay, he slips away from shit and counters in the danger zone. away from shit encounters in the danger zone You know he gets in the danger zone. He had the leech and some trouble He's can take a punch though, so this would be a fun fight, but you remember when Hums are just picked him up And took him over to Dana White bro, and he's like I have five I died Recently that like he broke like the longest losing streak Charles Bennett Felony you can't call him crazy horse. Oh, it's felony now. Yeah, cuz I was commentating his event and yeah, you know, we're old school I'm always been crazy. I was like, what's up crazy horse. It's felony. I'm like, all right, man Come on, man. It's like Bobby green. You're calm King green. Oh Bobby
Starting point is 00:21:04 It's like Bobby green you're calm King green. Oh Bobby Hey, bro, I was super impressive Patty Pimlet super impressive really pimp it yes, Bobby green can fight Oh, yeah, Bobby green can fight the pros pro. He was in trouble on the feet He was getting his legs kicked out from under him on the feet, you know, Patty Pimlet put on a clinic in that fight How good it is? Yeah, you look great and you gained 40 pounds since then he said he's like crazy just goes nuts but the point is like in that fight like yeah you shouldn't do that I would say don't do that but also but also the kind of guy that would eat 40 pounds and stick his belly out. That's a wild motherfucker. And that wildness with discipline, like when he's in camp, it's a great storm.
Starting point is 00:21:53 It's like John Jones. The guy is a little bit of that. Yeah, a little bit of that. Crazy. But, but John is discipline. It's tough because with Patty, like he's getting away with it right now. And yeah, he beat Bobby who's ranked whatever 11 But at a certain level you're gonna have to stop doing that when you get to the top five
Starting point is 00:22:10 Like I don't know if that's gonna fly, you know I'm saying you got to tighten it up at some point right now He's having fun doing his thing. He's not fighting like the creme de la creme But haven't people been criticizing Patty this whole time of course, he's a fraud or yeah, of course With people that are you know when they're more when they're more famous than their way this whole time of course he's a fraud or yeah of course yeah but they always say that with people that are you know when they're more when they're more famous than they're well yeah but also he like like straight up dude in in liverpool they call him the fifth beetle he can't walk down the street i worked with him in san diego even san diego i was like damn they know you out here like shut the street down he's so famous and wasn't ranked. So a lot of other fighters have
Starting point is 00:22:45 animosity so the fans hate him because they think he hasn't earned it. That dude was whooping ass out in England like destroying. He was making more money not fighting the UFC. He took a pay cut to fight in the UFC. He was headlining events out there selling out arenas and finally his manager was like yo man you gotta compete in the UFC and he's like why I'm making money. It's like it's just if you want to be the best we gotta do this. Even though you need to take a pay cut. So that's why he went over. I don't know if you guys caught this in between rounds but the leech has a blonde Asian female corner man.
Starting point is 00:23:18 What's that supposed to mean? Telling him what to do? So he's about to get knocked out. How dare you? What if she's like a K1 champion? No that's's the way that was a that was that was Trump Secret Service lady With the gun yeah, that was a mess she might be I'm gonna shoot herself. I'm like if she imagine if she shoots herself in the hip That lady was like to go for his panic should put in that gun away Bro are we in a movie or is this real life i need to know so change the movie
Starting point is 00:23:46 i need to know because i give it if it is a movie boy the writing is amazing but this is a simulation what a great simulation crazy all of its crazy happy to be on the cap i mean slap fighting everything president kamala all the things all the things fucking save the sharks what the fuck are we doing what are we doing we're saving sharks the shark shouldn't we kill the sharks is that a thing yeah
Starting point is 00:24:18 podcast I'm at the sharks oh my god right didn't change the way you think about sharks no I've dude I'm not think I've Oh my god, right didn't change the way you think about sharks. No, I've dude. I'm not think I've always I've always like and said this cuz they're like, you know, you're more like you're dying a car crash and get eaten by a shark I'm like now if I swam in the ocean every day to work. Yeah Oh land Carlos is lighting the leech up but what I liked about when I watched this guy fight is his Management of distance like he's always in the right spot to counter you and he sneaks out of stuff like real nice. He uses his range really well.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And he's got real good timing, right? Like he knows what you're capable of doing when you're moving forward. You know, some guys get caught up in like the anxiety of exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance. And when a guy is really good at calculating time calculating timing and distance when something's coming at him, that's a special talent. Connor, when he fought Eddie Alvarez, perfect example of it. Perfect mastery of timing. I know exactly what you can do. I'll let your punch touch me and then bing. Anderson Silva, Stefan Bonner. I think Connor and Eddie Alvarez is the best one ever I really do this is it this that cowboy one with Rick story
Starting point is 00:25:30 We all my god that combination the Mortal Kombat combo. Oh my god incredible. Oh Well, no, he's hurt. He's hurting such a big head the he's hurt away and also that That's it I'll it oh my god that's it i'll tell you this carlos he kept trying to dodge with just his head he was hurt his head he was hurt no yeah no he was hurt you gotta understand once a guy gets lit like that like your legs aren't moving good you don't know what the fuck is happening slower yeah you're confused right now he's thinking i shouldn't have hired a blonde Asian woman Cuz fuck around with you I'll be in the same room one of these motherfuckers like remember that shit you said
Starting point is 00:26:16 Man you laughed and Tony shop made that job You don't want her some some dudes get like very oh, yeah, you want that? He'll out you don't want that oh, yeah, he got rocked dude. Yeah rocked that guy He's a beating very good crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole time that guy's just so accurate and what? Saying Carlos is fuck look at that one too, man. That's beautiful. I'm telling you man. This kid his timing It's really good and you got to understand that a guy like this is just gonna get better and better with world-class competition So the leech, you know, the leech has been you know top 25 guy for a while, right? When you've been out, yeah, he's been out two years. Yeah, like what the highest you would imagine the leech would be ranked 15 maybe right he's in that
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah, so yeah, it's a fucking world-class fighter It's a world-class fighter and this dude just pieced him up. He's not he's not the best in the division But he's representative of a really elite MMA Professional fighter. It's a it's a great feathering dudes cat. Yeah, that's a great step for his career Like this how it should go is what this do leech might must sound badass and Mandarin because it's a shitty English nickname I think it's cuz he's such a good grappler. He clings on to you like a leech. Is that it? I don't that's my guess. I don't think he's that good of a grappler or cuz he sucks In jujitsu, yeah, would you say yeah, he's a second-degree black belt. I think so. Where'd you come up with that? I think I it's rare your second degree. That's why I'm suspect.
Starting point is 00:27:45 That's why I got skeptical hippo eyes. It's possible. I mean, it depends on who... Look at that. Ranked. She's just too black belt. Yeah, it might very well be. I'm a big fight fan.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Look at that. Young Tony. Nails it. He, for sure, is really good. You know, real good grappler. But Hamzah just ragdolled him. But Hamzah's a freak, man. How about...
Starting point is 00:28:04 Especially at 170. Dude, Hamzah'sms are driving me nuts a he's never making 170 against it listen why not he can't make the weight he's fighting but when I 85 for when he does he but when he does he's a praying mantis eating wasps yeah you ever see that yeah that's Gordon's belt he's compete you ever see that What is that Gordon Rines? Yeah? Yeah, that's Gordon's belt. He's compete. You ever see a praying mantis eating the wasp? Hell, yeah. Yeah, I watched a thousand of those Yeah, I've seen a thousand videos of praying mantis eating other things praying mantis eats the male praying mantis Kind of what he was like. Yeah, he fucked him up when Hamza was like grabbing a hold of people at 170 He was accused kind of like a praying mantis. It was eating other bugs bugs He's fucking dudes up, but he can't make the weight. He's
Starting point is 00:28:47 Reliable he just needs to be a little bit more disciplined row bro 170. He's almost unstoppable You bow even when Gilbert caught him Gilbert caught him on the noggin. Yeah multiple times and dropped him remember Yep, that was a wake-up call. He still fucking kept going like that guy never stopped coming That's why I'm excited Even though he got clipped and hurt look at this is they're eating wasps They're not slow dude they catch hummingbirds You never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird no son Let's go so it's like nuttiest thing so they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit there and when the the hummingbirds fuck up
Starting point is 00:29:27 And they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin waiting for them watch this snatch. That's your ass bitch damn They're fucking strong, bro. They're crazy strong. They're strong like something That's a hundred times bigger than it is got them in the home of plotter They it's not a question of the bird getting away the birds never gonna get away Oh this person just knocked the fucking the guy's a douchebag. Yeah, you're a circle life cock block Yeah, that's a person who is like he values he values birds over insects That's a white dude that voted for Kamala all he did was just make that species of bird dumber the dumb bird deserves to die Right good point evolution. Yeah, the thing is like murders. Why do we prefer?
Starting point is 00:30:06 They're both alien to us if you saw a bird without its feathers like what the fuck is that thing right like what are those things? It's just they look pretty because they have feathers. Why do we why do we like the insects less than we like the birds because they're not cute Yes, right close. They're kind of cute. No weird. No. I mean I put it like this You ever met somebody that like loves spiders. Mm-hmm. They're never normal people like you know We're gonna do to us snakes right right fuck out of here. We're here. You don't have snakes bitch You got a monster that you feed. Yeah My little buddy fuck that thing doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. That's a goddamn reptile a slithery monster I think we're pro. We're programmed to like cute shit. Yeah. That's Disney too, right?
Starting point is 00:30:49 Yeah, if you like snakes, if you're like a snake person, you like to live with snakes, I mean maybe you're cool. You think? I mean, I'm open-minded. I'm open-minded. I'm willing to maybe accept that maybe you're cool. Maybe Jake the Snake. But if you have like goth makeup on and like platform platform shoes and you have snakes and your best friends a python What happened Walking around New York last week I saw rats that were in my weight class Absolutely, it's like oh look at that trash bag over there. And it just starts running away.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Bro, I saw one in New Jersey once. I'll never forget this. We were coming up to this pool hall. And as we're walking from the parking lot to the door, I see this rat that's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat. It was so big, man. It was like, no bullshit. That big. That big. And standing up on its hind legs Yeah, like bearing its teeth us and I was in a hot panic. I was like, dude
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah, what if that attacks us? Yeah, this is crazy. There was literally one that looked like a fucking kangaroo a kangaroo It was a spawn its fucking back legs running like that and they know they can scare you off Especially the bigger one. Why don't we think thank you? But we like squirrels we love squirrels people think squirrels are just rats rats with fancy colors Cute or a rat is a is hairs on its tail away from being adorable. Yeah, the squirrels have fluffy tail privilege Don't don't rats don't they find some rats like in New York. They have like the black plague on them and shit Yeah, they have a bunch of shit. Oh, there's a documentary on Netflix rats. You ever watch that documentary? Yeah, there's more Rats than humans. Well, it's not just that it's like they test them for all these crazy diseases all over the country all over the country
Starting point is 00:32:36 They find these rats they test them but just plague they have old Ancient diseases that wipe out mankind. Yeah Same thing. So I tell you my rat story when I lived in Encino. So I live in Encino. So I lived in Encino and I was renting this house and it had a garage. And that's where I put my garbage out before I would put it outside in the morning. So I'd, you know, open my door, put my garbage out. And then I heard a bunch of rattling around and I heard snap
Starting point is 00:33:07 And I go out there and this big fucking rat big rat got caught in the rat trap I was like whoa, but I was tired. I didn't want to deal with this fucking rat So I went to sleep and I said I'll deal with in the morning I'll throw it out and I got up in the morning. I go out to the garage and there's a skeleton I mean not even a skeleton. There's like almost nothing left except the tail. They ate him the other rats The other rats ate him. I mean they must have eaten them immediately They must have just started eating him immediately like an instant cannibalism and here I am I'm running a fucking four-bed bedroom house in the hills on a television
Starting point is 00:33:46 show and I'm watching National Geographic play out in my garage with animals eating their kin after they get tricked into biting on peanut butter and get their fucking neck snapped. They're like, well, I guess we gotta eat Harry. I'm just imagining the rats trying trying their last time to free them. And they're like, we can't get you out. Well, I don't think there was any trying. No, no guys, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:34:17 It was, it was, it was eerie, man. It was eerie. It was cause it was like, I knew at that moment that I'm sharing, I'm pretending that I'm in this house, right? I'm pretending I'm separated from the natural world, but I'm not. I'm not. I'm in this, I'm just, I'm in this really porous house where things can get in and they burrow in, they live amongst you and they hide from you when you're around. Oh, that's one's eating the other one. Oh no. That is cheating on the brains of their dead friend. Oh, that's one's eating the other one. Oh, no. Their brains? That is cheating on the brains of their dead friend. Oh, that's why no one fucks with rats,
Starting point is 00:34:51 man. People have pet rats. You don't see squirrels doing that? But here's the thing, man. If you don't feed people, they do the same thing. It's wild things. It's things that are living a hard life. For survival. Yeah. Like if you feed rats, they don't do't do that if you have a rat like sanctuary you know we have a whole room that's filled with rats and they have plenty of food they're like hey what's up you can come up to and pick them up and friends they're not gonna cannibalize each other yeah but I would tell my history that I need to know like are those suburban rats or those rats
Starting point is 00:35:21 from the street I think rats are adaptable just like pigs are and people are. That's what I think. Rats are super adaptable, right? Yeah, super adaptable. Rats and roaches. Yeah, super, but rats are weird and they get the younger rats to check stuff. That's right, when there's poison in the food, they're like, okay, if you're hungry, go try that. Yeah, they let the younger rats go Take a bite take a bite of that that thing snap. Oh Look Harry got got Sammy Harry or if there's poison in it, do I eat it and they'd wait and like it's good. Let's eat it
Starting point is 00:35:56 I see that usually you ever see those videos where they they have like a real sticky floor And they one at a time they run out and get stuck and run out and get stuck that's a rat trap it's almost like honey looks like honey yeah yeah yeah those are nasty oh that's terrible rats they fucking high step through that shit they high step through like a fucking running back that's all right for mice yeah i think for mice i mean i've never seen a rat get out of it but i don't know we have a rat issue in my backyard and my girl bought one of those i'm like they fucking he's gonna fucking steamroll right through that thing You have rat you see the little holes are weird man. The rat problems are weird
Starting point is 00:36:29 That's why people don't like coyotes, but guess what? That's the only thing that keeps those rat populations down really and hawks it don't talk like them up sure all those things Yeah, you're right. How's the value we got hawks in town lines if they can catch them, but it's Bobcats for sure But you need something to kill those rats snakes Sure, thanks. Kill him. Yeah, you you definitely need things that eat rats. You can't just have rats No, I cannot fuck with this dude every time I see him drink out of a shoe. It makes me Stop this he tried to drink out of my shoe
Starting point is 00:37:02 Where I drank out of his shoe? I'm like bro. I could tell you some stories about my feet that stop that And they call a shoe and they spit in it I must throw up and it was straight. Luke. Yeah, I'm this is a good fight though, man Cuz just when I go on the rosin strike He is a elite striker and tied to Ivasha is an elite striker, too These dudes are I mean tight. He's like Derek Lewis with a good back He but he's very skillful man like his kickboxing is very high level. He's the guy that like unfortunately He hit Francis to the cup or inside leg kicks and Francis like fuck this Francis home
Starting point is 00:37:43 I sense in him and just ran out. I'm like I'm just gonna storm the gates and I think I can knock you out before you can knock me out He just caught him with one shot. It was bad shit to like that strategy. Look who does that? Wild I mean isn't that that's the upside to having that one punch power is oh, yeah, you can't just ignore those I think it was also Francis recognizing. I don't like the way this is going like this this staying on the outside He's chopping on the inside of my leg his timings really there was animosity to lead It's weird to have a training camp and then fight like that We don't even have a training camp
Starting point is 00:38:18 You know what it is is just I think Francis at the end of the day knows all he has to do is touch you and So it's like fuck this this guy kicked me again, he kicked me again? Yeah. Fuck this! Let's get the fuck out of here. And he just, he's like, maybe he just senses that he can just launch at this guy. Francis has a fight coming up. Yeah, he's fighting that dude.
Starting point is 00:38:34 That Ferreira guy. That guy's big, bro. That dude just keeps getting better and scarier. Francis? Yeah. Wait, do you see this Brazilian? This Brazilian's huge, dude. Oh, man. That's the steep, the steep a loss
Starting point is 00:38:47 like Change Francis in the way was like he's super super scary to me. Oh, he's very scary Did you watch the Joshua fight though? No. All right. I just want the boxing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that's again That's different. Jamie show that dude versus That PFL fight that they just had. People lost bad worse than I thought he would. That's how it should go though. Versus Ryan Bader.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Did you see the last Jackass movie where he's hitting people in the nuts? Who hit people in the nuts? Francis Nagano. Oh god. Oh it's so funny. So this dude is the dude that Francis is going to fight. Hennan Ferreira. Wow these jump cuts are terrible.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Hennan Ferreira is, bro he's fucking are terrible. Hennan Ferreira is, bro, he's fucking, that was Jamie. Jamie did that. Oh, okay. He just fast forwarded. I thought that was the ending. Me too, I was like, God, Doug. Ryan Bader, who spent a lot of his career at 205, and this dude hasn't been 205 since he was 8. Ryan Bader is an undersized heavyweight. He's a light heavyweight. Yeah, he's a light heavyweight, but he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him to not cut weight He's a real good fighter, but this fucking dude is so big with that right hand Ryan caught him there though. Yeah, but not enough. No, it's too light in the ass The thing is it's also it's just like the timing in that right hand like that's a leap
Starting point is 00:40:01 He's six eight. He's a big fella I'm a bass and I've seen some of his videos from other fights and watch how he lands his punch too. Check out this timing on this. This is fucking nice. His footwork for being 6'8". His footwork ain't no punk either. No he's good. Not an easy fight. Not an easy fight. That's what I'm saying. And there's a lot on the line and also you're coming off of a knockout. Also unfortunately the the the death of his son which is a horrible tragedy that he's talking about Joe how could a guy like Be completely able to prepare just emotionally to fight when your son just died
Starting point is 00:40:38 No, I got a haunt you right no matter how strong you are physically no matter how strong you are mentally your son just died You're gonna be filled with sadness. Yeah, unless you killed him. No, he definitely did Unless you saw was real piece of shit. Yeah, like your son was like a pedophile clown. He's like 27 though This kid was yeah, you know, yeah, it's a horrible story So it's like this guy's got to get over that then he's got to get over the first knockout of his career Against a guy like Anthony Joshua who's an Olympic gold medalist in your second professional fight ever, which is so crazy. Who the fuck goes from fighting the heavyweight champion to an Olympic gold medalist, two fights in a row, your first two pro fights. As crazy as it is, think about who goes against
Starting point is 00:41:20 the UFC and then it actually works out for him. Never. It's never worked out for him. So he leaves. Fights Fury, we're like, this is insane. He's getting fucking Mollywap. Pretty close fucking fight. I thought he won. We thought he won. And then with Joshua, that's when I was like, all right, man, like if this is the reality, if we're not in the simulation, he should get starched. And that's what happened. But he made more money in those two fights than he ever did in MMA. And might have ever been able to. Oh right. Close. One of the things what you know hats off to the Saudis what they're doing is incredible because they're just saying we have all the money why don't we just make these fights happen. We want the best fights. Hey
Starting point is 00:42:00 Terrence Crawford do you want to fight Canelo Alvarez? Hey Canelo Alvarez you want to fight Terrence Crawford? Let's want to fight Canelo Alvarez? Hey Canelo Alvarez you want to fight Terrence? Let's fucking I'll buy that's not happening anymore though This is what Canelo doesn't want to do he doesn't want to talk about other fights Why he's preparing for this fight that he's gonna have in September correct It's so he's like I don't talk about like future fights before I fight this dude that I have to fight But then that Saudi she's like talking shit to canel which I don't like I don't with little respect there it's fucking Canelo dude but when you the sheik you ain't gotta respect bro did
Starting point is 00:42:30 you see he made Dana hold his hand that's how you know and I'm not talking like this I'm talking interlock fingers Dana was like fuck it yeah I do the same what do you say what's the most, all the cultures that get handsy, that men are allowed to get handsy with you. What's the one culture, what is the one that does the most grabbing? The one that does the most like hugging, holding on to you, you have to hug with them and walk with them,
Starting point is 00:43:00 kiss each other in the cheeks. Is it probably Italians? Italians love it. Italians love it. Italians do. I was like, both cheeks and cheeks. India? each other Those countries where they don't have space like you want you on the bus and yeah No, just so used to people. Yeah. I like it. I like it too. I like it too, man.
Starting point is 00:43:26 It should make you sing a Beatles song too. You know what it is? I wanna hold her. It was such a boss move. It was such a boss move it was it gay. You know what I'm saying? Of course not. You watching that damn transfer is at 35%.
Starting point is 00:43:39 You're like, I'll put my hand in this nigga's pocket until this shit get it 100. I have a choice, give him my hand or give him my head. I'm gonna give him my hand or give him my head It's amazing what you can get done with a lot of money. Yeah, everybody just sort of shuts the fuck up except Canelo Can I was kind of like you know you guys got to do it my way It's cuz he said you can do anything with money, but just might have to love you. Yeah, yeah You know Elon can hold my hand anytime he wants. I'd like I'll let him know you tell him. I'll call him right now I'll hold him know yeah, tell him I'll call him right now Just mopping around
Starting point is 00:44:16 Jarsinho this fight's not gonna go long if it does it's gonna be a bad fight It's gonna be a wild fight for sure look tied to evos has never been in a boring fight in his fucking life Yeah, that dude knows one way like let's fucking go that guy literally should have let's fucking go tattooed on his chest How's he so dry? Don't they don't they warm up in the some guys don't some guys don't they warm up a little bit You know they just get ready ashy nipples. That's what I was gonna. Yeah, you said it's like that dry Oh, Jarsinio yeah When they go back to him. I like. He looks like he just walked out of a volcano.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Doin' this shooing. Oh my God. Literally like he just got rescued out of a fire. Drinking agave off a flip flop. Jesus Christ. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
Starting point is 00:45:06 **** go. Mark got it. That's a thing that people. I hope he comes to the mothership and he's like **** volcano dude. Hey Mike. **** volcano. There is a thing though about I think Georgina what you're seeing is. He's ashy from the shoulders. Tattoos brother. It's tattoos. It's ashy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're talking about Rosen's. You're talking about you're talking about Rosen's truck. Oh, you are? Tattoos on brother Brian you hear me I called him ashy scary Those tattoos that tie has are the most painful apparently they that's those tapping style Oh, they do that. Fuck bro, but they do it that ancient way where they tap it in with a stick
Starting point is 00:45:55 Like six years, yeah, like look at it's all over his body his legs Yeah, it goes up to his ass. You got to be a crazy motherfucker to get that done Have you seen these things out now like what the rich athletes are doing is they're getting they're getting put under and getting their full body That's a whole shit. Post did that. Oh, that's some ho shit. That's fucking post Malone did that. Oh post I think he just went out for like eight hours. Blood light now this god damn post. Is that fine enough? That's true. I thought it was a good idea if you're if you don't mind being knocked unconscious by doctors Really interested in that anesthesia is nothing worse for you. It's definitely not good for you. Yeah, I'm about yeah, Rosie Jarsino definitely has tattoos
Starting point is 00:46:37 Some Bobby Green style tattoos, you know, honestly, I just got shimmery skin. Well Let's not talk about these things Let's talk about the fight itself Look how fucking patient tie to evas is respect. Yeah, what that is that's respect for the power it's also like he's sort of like You know, he's had some losses where he got caught and so he's you know figured out what went wrong in the serial gone fight What we're calculated yeah a little more calculated fight a little smarter And then you know when shit gets wild you know he's gonna throw it's in his DNA
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah, like you can only be controlled for so long Then he just has that fucking Maui warrior and right to come out which also leads to a lot of chaos ready wins. I said heavyweight. Yeah That's also why we love them. Yeah that overhand right from Rosenstruck could be a very serious problem He's fucking good man. He's he's been looking at that timing of like moving away from that low kick He's got that Derek Lewis power man. Oh, but he's the one who split Alistair over him's face open you ever see that No, that's the craziest picture in all of MMA damage. He hit Alistair with a looping right hand and caught him on the face, ripped his lip clear open to his nose. Oh, I do remember that.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah, that's Jardzinha. And he caught him at the end of the fight. There was like a few seconds left in the fight and he leaps and catches him with a hook like on the face, busts his mouth open. It was crazy. Do you know the most brutal knockout when Overeem got knocked out by Francis? Yes it was like a loony tune. Uppercut and his neck goes definitely the most brutal. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:48:16 That's the most brutal. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's his lip. That was his lip when Jorginho broke his face open. That's crazy man. That looks like hamburger meat back in the old days he would just have a list for the rest of his life they wouldn't even sew that shit up you
Starting point is 00:48:30 think that's more brutal than the than the flying knee from uh from game bread oh against a basket that's good that's arguable that's arguable good point yeah you know what the difference is you know what the i they're both brutal but remember al alice over him was a k1 world champion striker Right his fucking neck, right and the uppercut's so brutal like because ben's down He's shooting and you see that flying knee. It was so fast It's definitely one one a1b That fucking over that uppercut over him ate from and it's Francis from downtown No doubt. Oh Bro, how much would you have loved to see saucy over him versus Francis?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Saucy the old days the good old times before there was sophisticated drug testing the good old times like when Alistair Over him fought Brock Lesnar. Oh Saucy Francis That He wouldn't make weight. Saucy Francis wouldn't make weight. Francis cuts weight on the natch to get to 265. Does it upper limit? No. 265 is the limit. 265 is the limit. No fatties. No fatties in UFC. There's not enough big guys. It's so dumb. There'll never be a UFC butter bean? No sir. But the thing is there could be, and is my thought my thought is there should be no Limitation for the heavyweight division and just open it wide open and have a 225 have a mid division
Starting point is 00:49:55 I would I would have fought at 225 because I Weigh around 234. I was always smaller. Oh smaller and then this is these guys like semi shilt Who's like seven feet tall, 300 pounds, cutting down. You have a guy like Stipe or Dos Santos, me, like also around 230, 240, fighting, 25 pound weight difference. Big difference when a guy like Francis comes around. And real 25, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:18 When it's muscle, you're fucked. So they can't do a super heavyweight? There's not enough big guys. They should just do a heavyweight, like instead of like making another one 265 and above because there is not enough It's like we were talking about the the talent pool like the talent pool in the heavyweight division is Not nearly as deep as like the 155 pound division because there's a lot of dudes who weigh 155
Starting point is 00:50:39 That are elite fighters. It's not a lot of dudes at 265 their elite elite fighters. Also, if you're 265, let's say you're 226 and over, and you're athletic, you ain't fighting for a living. You're playing the NFL. Right. You're making real money. Some more attractive options that aren't going to give you a fucking brain damage. The real athletes that are big aren't going to go to the UFC. Especially if you're tall. Like, why would you do this to yourself when you could just fucking shoot threes and get cheers? Yeah, jump the basketball. What are you doing? I want to wear a fur coat, bitch. I'm going gonna drive a Bugatti. I don't get my fucking face kicked on TV. Fuck that. So it's like it's hard for the you have to be a crazy person to want to do this and then
Starting point is 00:51:13 we have no options but that when when you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete look how far you go. Correct. You know, if you think about like some of the guys that are in the UFC now like now that it's like becoming a choice for like young athletes they like they realize you can actually get famous and that like suits you more than like playing a sport. It is it's a weird trade because yeah, you might be more famous than recognizable, but you're not gonna get the same money true and you know, but if you don't get any money, like if you don't give a fuck about other sports, like if you're a kid, right, and you're growing up and you know, your brother gets into Muay Thai, and you start doing Muay Thai,
Starting point is 00:51:52 and you start fucking people up in Muay Thai, and you want to learn wrestling and do MMA, like you don't give a fuck who's winning the basketball game. You're interested in Muay Thai. You're interested in fucking people up. Yeah. That's what you're going to pursue. Yeah. You're not going to have a ton of friends with you.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background, like a high school program, some sort of college program. It's also not encouraged though, because you're not going to go to college, get an education if you're fucking kicking dudes in the face. So parents aren't encouraging it. Both of these cats we're looking at right now have been flatlined on TV in front of the world. Nobody wants that. So you have to be a special type of person that can take getting KO'd in front of the world like Jarsigno did and bounce back with no problems at all. But also think about it, if you're 265 pounds, again, with fighting it's so tough, there's just
Starting point is 00:52:41 no avenue really either. So parents aren't going to encourage it. No. So who would you say is the best athlete at heavyweight right now? I'll tell you who I think at heavyweight, the dude that the dude that John zero gun. Yes. So gone. So guns are very good athlete. He's very, he's so light on his feet. I think Tom abstinence. Oh, that's good. That's good. Possibly too. Ty just caught him. Huh? Oh, oh, see now, now Ty's going to turn turn it on So this is like patient ties out the window and now it's wild tie It's also like he's a race car burning, you know race fuel that that bitch is good run out fast What's also he heard him? So now he knows he can hurt him and he's got oh see he's pressing He got count. He got countered there though. Charzino. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bro, Jarsinho is good, man. Look, Ty has a fucking chin, bro. He's got a chin.
Starting point is 00:53:26 What a chin he's got. He takes an incredible shot. But it's like, you just can't get reckless with Jarsinho. He's very polished. I always think too, if you're like on the bigger end, like Ty, you should get stomach tattoos. It looks so much better, I think. Also, forgive me, Derek Lewis.
Starting point is 00:53:42 He doesn't have Derek Lewis power, because Derek Lewis would have finished him. No, no, no, nobody has Derek Lewis power. most knockouts and have a oh sure got blasted there He got bro Derek has the kind of power that Francis was hesitant to exchange with him Yeah, Derek will put you to sleep. He puts everybody sleep that Curtis blades knockout when he hit him with that uppercut Dude, you know the Volkov fight. He's losing the fight and we were just saying that he can knock him out with any punch And then boom and then he says I had to knock that motherfucker out for Donald Trump. Yeah Derek oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:54:16 He's a really good dude to beat up. He's a great guy guy He doesn't like you do he would like to fuck you up. Yeah, no problem with that. No problem Like you do he would like to fuck you up. Yeah, and he doesn't have no problem with that. You don't have no problem You own it. You ever follow his Instagram. It's just oh, yeah, it's amazing people getting hurt. Yeah, he goes he's okay You know he drives the fucking Lamborghini Yeah, small one though not like the ventador is a Huracan Huracan is a badass car, man It's not meant for big guys Like I can't fit in. Oh, he can't fit in it. Nah, he must have special oh he hurt himself oh oh shit oh Ty hurt his knee or something yeah it looked like he hurt something after that kick like he was in pain man
Starting point is 00:54:53 and he stepped back yeah man he stepped back like limping in agony yeah what happened oh his knees fucked up look at him something's wrong yeah fuck what happens boys are swinging. This is crazy. Ty was just barely walking a few steps ago. Look at him now. What a fucking animal, dude. Something happened.
Starting point is 00:55:16 I wish we could hear the commentary. Oh, we're going to see it in the lower corner. I think it was a check, man. I think he checked it. Nope. Oh, it's a check man. I think he checked it Nope, oh, it's his oh my god. Oh my god the ankle. It's broke. Do you see that it was bent? No, no, no, I don't think so because it's so big you can't walk on it I think when he's like through that kick he fucked up his left knee I if I can I see that I can't see it again or they hit one of those nerves
Starting point is 00:55:38 You know I'm saying I don't think it didn't look it was hard because it's that little square But would it look like to me was like a lot like the Aspinal thing like when he threw the kick in the supporting leg Gave out not as bad though because he's no no no whatever not really So if there were structural damage, there's no way he I think he like he might have like hyper extended There's two bones there, right? I don't think it's a bone thing, dude I think he threw a kick and I think his left leg gave out. Mm-hmm I think his left leg gave out. I think his supporting leg gave out. Because sometimes when you throw a kick, if you're not pivoting enough, you put all the
Starting point is 00:56:09 pressure on your knee. I actually blew my ACL out kicking the bag when I was 21. So I know the injury specifically. I don't know if that's what happened to him. It's also the torque and the turn. Yeah, but that's a lot of times that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg. That's an aspenol. When he threw a kick, He blew out his support, right? Didn't he? Yeah. Yeah And that's gonna that man that's gonna mess with his uh With his lateral move it all depends on what actually happened like I can't tell what happened because he doesn't look like he's limping Yeah, like you're not throwing the same we could let no OCR look it wiggled a little bit there
Starting point is 00:56:41 He might have a torn ACL because like when he tries to move to the side That's when he feels it. He might have a torn ACL, but let me tell you something There's dudes fighting in the UFC at a high level that have torn ACLs or that don't have one They don't have it at all. They've torn completely torn. I know for a fact I don't want to give them up, but I know to two dudes Whole NFL career without one Rico Rodriguez was the UFC heavyweight champion. Yeah torn ACL Rico was like one of the first Machado black belts and you can manage it like I've had a torn meniscus since I was an ultimate fighter But it's yeah, but meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural
Starting point is 00:57:17 So I'm just saying you can you can deal with it certain ones you can deal with like MCL gonna be tough But the thing about the ACL that's a real problem is it's the stability? Yeah, you know because it wiggles around a lot So there's a lot of guys they strengthen their hamstrings you do a lot, but it's never the same as here it is So let's see what happened so Also DC's doing our play-by-play, let's see they might not even cover they have to it's a big deal I would certainly ask. Oh, look at that rosesoses strike left hand. Oh dude he hit him with some combinations. Here it is. Okay there it is. See left leg. Watch. Yep. Supporting
Starting point is 00:57:52 leg. Oh maybe not. Nope. Maybe he hurt that right foot. Or he hit his foot, top of his foot on his knee. It could have been either one. It's hard to say because it looks to me like he was bobbling around on the left leg That's what it looked like to me, but maybe he would DC would know better because he could listen to the corner And it looks like you just hurt his foot either way seems okay now. He seems okay now Yeah, like he's not walking bad at all now if it was a CL structural his big ass Yeah, but dudes have blown ACLs out and kept fighting I know multiple guys who have fought they would they blew their knee out of a TJ Dillshaw
Starting point is 00:58:26 When he fought when he beat Sanhagen, right same thing blew out his ACL super early in the fight How about how about someone fight that motorcycle accent? He doesn't have like a quad. Yeah is one Wrestle I'm so fucking pumped for this made event. I really yeah Dude I really hope he wins. I kind of need him to win. Dude, I'm telling you, Dricus is a puzzle that's tough to solve. His timing is so weird. Strickland kind of figured it out though. I thought Strickland beat him. But listen, you know, he reminds me of is that dude, remember when Izzy fought a canadier? Can-a-nair? Can-a-nair. Yeah. Jaren? He reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of unorthodox bull in the China shot always for bigger guy Jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and had kaos at heavyweight
Starting point is 00:59:11 light heavyweight and middleweight Jared is as big as you can get to be one master dog. He's finally getting a good fight again I thought that last fight was bullshit. They stopped that fight. That was one of the worst premature style Jared can't ears I gave him a good fight. That was one of the worst premature style Jared can't ears. They gave him a good fight I was I was so scared. I was that was when I was real scared is he was gonna lose that dude He fought those very fucking good that a boost guy. Yeah, very who do know who was it? No, it wasn't him. Who was it that um, Jared can and near just lost to definitely no tattoos. It wasn't a boost It was another guy that other guy. That's really good Russian cat
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yes What's that? Is it emo mall yes savage he's fucking good, but they gave can near His next canineers next fight. He has a good fight. Yes Yeah, I do from Brazil. I do the bad. Let's get fired. That was a bad mother That's a fun one. They said it was ties toe we might have broken Oh, he broke his toe. Oh, we can work with damn it. How long is that? That's fight. So wow from now How long does that fight? What is it for? Oh? They pulled out Jared pull out. Oh
Starting point is 01:00:18 No, he's saying tied to a boss's toe not yeah, I too evasive broke his toe Oh, I thought you're saying Jared can and near broke his toe. Oh, I thought you're saying Jared. Can a near broke his toe Oh, oh, so that's what it was in that fight. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, he hit it right on the top of the knee That's a terrible fucking injury which toe by the big one Those injuries suck so hard. He only had like big turf toe Ever had turf toe Mmm, you ever broken your your big toe. You're not there. There's nothing that they're just like yeah, we're sandals They don't do anything. I fucked it up real bad once though, and I broke the top of my foot like here on an elbow
Starting point is 01:00:57 Yeah Shit there's nothing you can do they put in a splint. Yeah, I've had an ingrown toe now There's nothing you can do they put in a splint. Yeah, you ever had an ingrown toe now Fucking terrible. No punk. Yeah Yeah I have a lump on one of my feet that still hurts every time I do yoga Cuz I have to lay it flat cuz it's it would break broke and it It lifted up to you every time I have to lay flat on it that broken ass bone like They won't do nothing for you for your coccyx either your what?
Starting point is 01:01:33 You broke your dick no no no you're coxics the smallest bone you have your spine is we're all the way at the bottom between the but you bro yeah I don't think I have one of those about that oh it's probably gone I bet I don't even have it but if you crack it you just got a table and they don't do anything for it never heels, right? Yeah, Brendan shop. How many times you think you've been kicked in the nuts? Not many no Gonzaga kicking that's about it. What about in training? Not not a ton really? Oh, man, well, it's never too late. Let's get the party started One of the things that I'm amazed in MMA is why more dudes don't wear those tie cups. Those steel tie cups?
Starting point is 01:02:07 What do you mean? You can wear a steel cup, which I think is crazy. It's crazy. You can wear a tie fighter. When they fight, they wear a steel cup. So they have this steel thing that sucks around your balls and your dick and they tie it down with ropes. It goes up your ass like a g-string
Starting point is 01:02:25 It's not about comfortable. It's about like protect your fucking dick That's why I don't wear it. But here's the thing man. It's a let you remember Amir renovati Yeah, Amir renovati was training with us at legends and one time he mounted me and he got me in the grapevine and stuck his his metal dick into my sternum. It was so painful. I was like, dude, this is horrible. But Joe, it's also an advantage too with arm bars. Oh, huge.
Starting point is 01:02:52 It's a leverage point. So with arm bars, it's like having a rock to bend a person's arm off of. And also, it hurts to put it against your dick. That's the dirty truth about arm bars. If you have an armbar and your nut is in the wrong spot, like if you're pulling some dude's elbow down and your nut's in the wrong spot and you don't have a cup on, it fucking hurts dude. It hurts while you're getting an armbar.
Starting point is 01:03:14 So you're saying these dudes don't, they wear no cups at all? No no no, they have to wear cups. They wear the plastic ones. But there's an odd, well I think the best cup for training is those diamond MMA cups. Those are the shit. Because they figured out the perfect thing with compression shorts and this like really hard plastic But like soft outer area where it like settles in to like exactly Those as they move around a lot, but yeah These don't those diamond ones don't but the difference of the steel one is a steel ones a fucking weapon if somebody kicks you in
Starting point is 01:03:42 The nuts you're kicking a chunk of metal downside. You're in a thong though the entire fight. I don't mind I would I would 100% take that if someone kicks me and they hit iron Yeah, I feel you great And if you can mount someone and do what a what a mirror did to me like drive that shit I I didn't wear a cup when I trained. I didn't give a fuck. I thought that's crazy Yeah, I thought about that when I saw that I was like that is like everybody Kenny Florian used to wear one Are you allowed to grab that rope? No, no, no, that's the other thing. Why does anybody wear shorts? Why don't why doesn't everybody wear? I know I agree. Why is how many fights is a guy complaining?
Starting point is 01:04:21 Agree, we should have fucking shorts you know they've Anderson Silva figured that shit out a long time ago we're tight so did pro wrestling why do you want some shit where someone can grab have some shit where no one can grab it has to be like you don't like a thing right has been that fucking peace hang now I think you're old school like Vitor Belfhegor and a leg that soon going anywhere on like Bert Kreischer at the pool. Yeah Yo, you ever see Dennis Alexio fight No, Dennis Alexio was a kickbox who used to fight in a grass skirt. Oh damn. It was a bad motherfucker You'd have to be dude. He was good. This is early days see if you can find Jamie find Dennis Alexio ko highlight
Starting point is 01:05:09 He was actually in kickboxer with Jean Claude Van Damme. He was the brother that died Oh, and the one who killed the brother boy. Yeah, and he has to avenge his brother. Yeah, that was Dennis Country is that we got paralyzed right paralyzed. That's right. This is Dennis Alexio, bro. Dennis Alexio was He died by the elbow to the ass. What country is that? Oh he got paralyzed right? Paralyzed that's right. That's right. This is Dennis Alexia. Bro Dennis Alexia was a fucking beast dude. Nasty kickboxer. Oh he's the real deal.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Oh dude he was nasty. But you gotta see how he fights. He fights with a grass skirt on. Look he's head kicking dudes with a grass skirt on. You know wild that is? Oh those are those big like palm leaf trees. Bro he was vicious too man. Vicious KO artist.
Starting point is 01:05:44 What was the deal with the grass skirt? And this is the early the earlier here's just a wild man just decided to wear a grass skirt He was pretty good in that movie. He was good He was a good kickboxer though dude in the early days when you know kickboxing like was still evolving They were still they were starting the leg kick and he was like one of the first guys that was like the victim of leg It's Don the dragon Wilson fucked him up with Leg kicks that this is that fight right here This is like they're showing him beating Don up But Don beat him up with leg kicks and ultimately that was the big factor in this fight
Starting point is 01:06:16 that was just what we're seeing here is just highlights, but Don was like one of the first of the American kickboxers Rick Rufus was the first that figured out the value of leg kicks but this guy Dennis Alexio man imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude in a grass skirt damn they're everything changed when the the ties came over to America when that Thai dude fought Rick Rufus everything changed changed. It's like when black guys got into baseball. You know how Babe Ruth thought he was the shit? And then a Cuban guy was like, let me see that thing.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Bro, have you ever seen that video? The most, the day kickboxing changed. Like the most, I think it's called the most important fight in kickboxing. And it's Rick Rufus versus this Thai guy. Rick Rufus catches him in the and his Thai- Rick Rufus catches him in the beginning man rocks him he has this dude fucked up he was hitting him with like jumping hook kicks and shit he had this dude fucked up but the Thai guy survived and the Thai guy just kept chopping at his legs chopping at his legs and Americans didn't
Starting point is 01:07:17 do leg kicks they didn't know what it was they thought it was cheap we thought it was a cheap thing to do like what are you kicking them in the shin, you little fairy? Oh, kicking legs now? Yeah, it was an insane fight. How many things? The fight that changed the world of MMA. And it's true, because this guy that was fighting, Rick Rufus, his brother, Duke Rufus, is one of the greatest MMA coaches of all time.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Ever. So Duke Rufus, who was also a world champion kickboxer, he kind of learned about the kickboxing game from his brother getting lit up by this tie guy. It changed everybody's perception of like what's effective. And tie guys were hitting trees. Bro, look at this man. Look at it. He just starts chopping at those legs.
Starting point is 01:08:00 And he just, Rick didn't understand how to protect them. So he just thought he would just keep hitting him with like jump spinning back kicks and shit But now he's on rubber legs man And there's those fancy ass pants on and that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six so this is early This is early. He heard him bad. He heard him back Rick Rufus is really good man You have to understand like to us like Rick Rufus was our representative. Flashy, kickboxing style. He hurt him again! Dropped him again!
Starting point is 01:08:28 Beaten his ass! USA. But this Thai dude's probably had 200 fucking fights. And he knows how to survive. Showing the promos for the Sphere event right now. Oh, the promos for the Sphere. Most expensive UFC event in history. Anyway, anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Because this fight changed our understanding of what's effective in MMA. Because Rick Rufus was as good as it gets for a guy who kicks above the waist. And we realized, my god, leg kicking is gigantic. Cuz you never had a super, super elite, above the waist kickboxer fight a Muay Thai guy before that. Yeah, change the game. Change the game. Change the game change the game change the game
Starting point is 01:09:05 Think about all the things that do that were like good for us that we that we didn't do because it was gay Cardio's gay and now nutrition's gay Not anymore telling your kids dancing. How about Lomachenko's dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years You can't box for two years once you learn traditional Ukrainian dance Ukraine You're a kid dancing into two dancing shit. Did it work? Yeah. Yeah, it's footwork It's the greatest footwork ever all time ever not even there's not even a close time gold medalist Like there's great foot like prom L Whitaker had great footwork Floyd Mayweather had great job But nobody had that kind of footwork his kind of footwork is a ghost it's a art it's a dance he's dancing with you and he's moving in a way that you can't keep up
Starting point is 01:09:48 you're not gonna be able to you can't move that way you know you can't move the way he does and his dad was right I mean it's so hard to tell a kid to do that to abandon it but there's like certain years off like judo right like here's the thing if you learn judo when you're a kid you learn judo when you're like six years old and then you get to be like 25 you've been doing judo your whole life like you can do things that my body can't move that way it just can't move that way because i never grew up doing that but if you grow up doing that you could he grew up doing that. But if you grow up doing that, you could, he grew up moving his feet in a way that you can't keep up with. And he's like in front of you, you're throwing
Starting point is 01:10:30 a punch, then he's over here and he's punching you and you're going to turn towards him and now he's over here and you're missing here and he's popping you with an uppercut, he's behind you, he's pushing you into the ropes, teeing off on you in a combination. Angles you're not used to. You hear TJ Dillashaw went to his camp to work with him? Yeah. And was like, yeah, he's just like toying around with me at first and he's like, I was going pretty hard. And then he turned it on, he's like, bro, the angles, the mood, like, out swing, he's gone. Yeah. TJ was like, he wanted to, he could really fuck me up and he was really happy, didn't he? Yeah. That UFC Noche, and then it's, but it's presented by the Saudis. It's confusing, right?
Starting point is 01:11:06 Well, it's Riyadh season. It's doing a bunch of different events. And so they're a part of this Noche UFC because it's such a... This is a completely unique experience. This is not just the fights. On the screens is going to be the history of Mexican combat sports. So it's this crazy multimedia experience. So they brought in Riyadh season. Look, can you watch it from the street? I bet on the outside
Starting point is 01:11:33 it has something. It's got to have something in the outside. It's going to have that design of the UFC fingers. You can't get it for free. How many haters are going to be out there going live stream in the wall? Yeah, hell no Maybe show you the replays of the knockouts or whatever. I'm excited to see what it looks like on Twitter already That thing is that thing is hard. Why wouldn't they put whatever they put online? Why wouldn't they just put it on the dome? It takes like 20 10 20 million bucks minimum just to make the design to put on the outside It's the most then they're only doing it once. It's gonna be super special.
Starting point is 01:12:06 They're never going back. I think they said they've already spent $19 million. Dana said this would be a one and done event. They'll never do this again. It's not worth it. Then you do it at the apex. By the way, I don't believe that for sure for a second. No.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Hey, hey, hey, hey, mania. No, once you start, it's actually worth it to continue to do things at the sphere, because it costs so much money for the technology and to put your stuff into it. But they don't make enough money. Listen to me. But that's why everybody that's doing it does residencies and not just one-offs. Because it's literally to transfer your files into their thing.
Starting point is 01:12:35 It's vast sums of money. Listen to me. Guarantee the UFC goes back. Listen to me. Yeah. If Trump wins, they're going back. Hell yeah. If Trump wins, they're going to do one at the Sphere. They're going back. That's going, they've Trump Trump plan really they're gonna do one at the sphere. They're going back
Starting point is 01:12:45 That's gonna at least be an annual. That's me all like American Independence week is a brilliant marketing move. Oh, it's great, but you know canals fighting also the same day Yeah, that's his weekend. Where's he at? T-Mobile? Yeah. So he's at T-Mobile and they're at the Sphere. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you which one, you know, I mean Canelo does well, but.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Damn, they don't even do that much for Mexicans in Texas. The thing about the Canelo fight is it's for sure going to take some of the steam off of the Canelo fight. I want to see that. Anytime. Look, I think Canelo is one of the greatest of all time. Like I said, I want to see that guy fight until he's done. You know, I'd like to invite Benavides. You also get why he's not this young line bigger. He's like, what? Pay me 200 mil. Yeah. No, he's like, all right. I have nothing to
Starting point is 01:13:38 gain from it. Well, he's at this end of his career stage, you know, like he's he's basically he wants to collect that big money and That's a smart thing Smart thing also like the b-ball fight was a little bit of a wake-up call. I think that those 175 pounders especially b-ball He's super skillful and younger and less damage and all the above You know, but I like I want to see Cornell Connell versus Crawford. Honestly, that's like, I wanna see Canelo versus Crawford, honestly. That's what I wanna see. And I know Crawford, you know, he's only won the title at 54 and 68's
Starting point is 01:14:11 another giant jump above that. I know, I get it, but I just think that guy's so fucking slick and so good. So talented. And he'll rise to that fight and knowing that he's gonna be fighting a guy like Canelo that's a legend, and this is his chance to put the big stamp on his career. And if he wins that fight and knowing that he's gonna be fighting a guy like Canelo That's a legend and this is his chance to put the big stamp on his career and if he wins that fight
Starting point is 01:14:28 It's no arguing he could go but that's the problem with boxing. They don't do it Yeah, but I think the Saud the Saudis can do that I think they can make that happen with the right money. It doesn't there it's monopoly money, man It's fun coupons for those folks. Boxing is the argument against UFC fighters having more power. Yes, correct. Right? Correct. It's weird that way. Yeah. How so? Because they can pick and choose the fights they want to do. Right, but that's a smart thing to do for your career. That's what I'm saying, but it's not the entertaining thing to do always. It's like- It's also not the competitive thing. I think the Saudis are the solution
Starting point is 01:15:03 to that. They come along with the chatter Like let's go Tyson Fury. You want to fight Francis? He got to his first fight ever Gonna let you do this fighter start getting to the point where they can pick the fights They want then they then then they pick a death He can't say that because that's some guys like Izzy never did that true, you know, Robert Whittaker doesn't do that Robert Whittaker will literally fight anybody anytime. He really will he'll take any fight they offer a fight I might a fucking fight. Yeah, but he'll fucking do it with the caveat with with his argument Look the one guy who actually made life-changing money. I'm talking like boxing money like Canela's McGregor
Starting point is 01:15:41 He made his money after I made it with the the same. He made it in boxing. Right. But he did come back and he did fight who he wanted to see him fight. I want to see him fight Dustin. Khabib. Khabib first. Well, but Khabib don't want to fight him. Well no the first fight. Oh right. That was the Khabib fight. Yeah. And then Dustin was after that. Yeah you're right. The Khabib fight was that was the big one because that was we would we were going to find out who's the best. Because when you see the Eddie Alvarez fight, you see the cowboy fight, when Conor's on, you know, look, it's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all that jazz, but I like to look at fighters the same way I like to look at BJ Penn when I talk about
Starting point is 01:16:18 his career. I always tell everybody, if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived, you have to look at BJ Penn during a very specific run during the Sean shirk Joe daddy Stevenson BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever lived during that time. It's just you can't sustain that It's just it's just your body your brain everything. It's just it's too hard fade or in his prime unstoppable fade or that fought crow cop fade all the fought Noguera your brain, everything, it's just, it's too hard. Fador in his prime. Unstoppable. Fador
Starting point is 01:16:45 that fought Krokop, Fador that fought Nul'Gara. Unstoppable. There's a time when a fighter is a- Anderson Silva? Yeah. That run? You gotta look at him there. That's how you have to look at him. That's, yeah, that's the only way I look at it. The Silver run might be the greatest ever. No?
Starting point is 01:17:02 Anderson Silva's run was magic. I mean, I'm just I mean the way he dominated Yep, almost everyone. Yes and no that the argument be Izzy Yeah, is these runs pretty fucking present. They're very close, but he's not the division had more division and more victories in the division But Anderson also had a thing that he was doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic He was doing magic on you like when he KO'd Vitor. I remember Eddie Bravo and I having a conversation about this. He was like, can you front kick someone in the face? I was like, you can, but I don't recommend it. I was like, I don't
Starting point is 01:17:38 recommend it. I don't, I don't, I've never done it. I've like kicked a lot of people in the face. I never front kicked in but in the face Spartan kicked me Well who teaches him how to do it allegedly Stephen Seagal? He's like I told him did you that kick and so Anderson not just front kicks a dude in the face But front kicks one of the greatest one of the most vicious of all time Vtor Belfort one of the most Greatest KO artists in the history of sport if you look at highlight reels of KOs One of the most greatest KO artists in the history of the sport. If you look at highlight reels of KO's, Vitor Belfort has starched so many people. And that was TRT Vitor too? No, that was not TRT Vitor.
Starting point is 01:18:12 It was not. It was pre-TRT Vitor. He becomes TRT Vitor after that fight. He gets saucy. My favorite. If you look at the Vitor in that fight, he looks like Vitor who played football in college, but now he works at the steel mill. Looks fit, looks good.
Starting point is 01:18:31 But he don't look like the Vitor that fought Luke Rockwell who had muscles on his teeth. Bro, he was insane. So confident. Like basically a silverback gorilla. Yo, I saw Bruce Buffer's brother, what's his name? Michael Buffer? Michael. He announced the last Crawford fight.
Starting point is 01:18:54 Man, he's like 90. Yeah, he's older. The pop ain't there. And he doesn't say, let's get ready to rumble no more. He doesn't? No, he says something else. It depends on the network. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Oh, no. And it's paid. He doesn't no he says something depends on the network No, and he it's paid and he that's why Bruce buffer does all the work he does every fight Bruce is a different animal The differences are guy listen Give me some of this give me some Bruce give me some Bruce here. Let me hear this motherfucker I'm trying to get you to do I don't care. I want to hear some volume This dude's giving me goosebumps like a hundred hundred times He's the best when he says No, Tori Mark And when he gets in their face
Starting point is 01:19:38 And they got that lighting right now Nobody does what he does the fall off is real give me a little volume Give me a little volume keep that volume on a little bit in the background. They get us in trouble. Oh, yeah Yeah, YouTube's real YouTube's tougher than ever Dan Hardy's going hard with tattoos lately. I hope Dan. I hope hooker wins this fight So I say Dan Hardy I did By the way, shout out to Dan Hardy Dan Hardy's got some good breakdowns the war room you ever listen his breakdowns on YouTube Very very intelligent lizard brain
Starting point is 01:20:18 full reptile Lizard brain lizard brain might be better. Lizard Brain Media? Yeah, I liked Hooker, man. Bro, Dan Hooker, people have to remember, Dan Hooker went blow for blow with Dustin Poirier in his prime. It was a fight where it was like, really a toss up at the end of it.
Starting point is 01:20:38 And Dustin wind up with the decision, but it was a fucking war. This is such a tough matchup. And then he had the Chandler fight where he just got caught. Chandler's little fucking pit bull trying to make his opening statement and he made it with a fucking double exclamation point. But Dan Hooker is really good dude, really good. Super skillful. Well he's just fucking super skilled and tough as nails dude. He broke his arm in the last fight didn't say a word kept punching the dude with it yeah i talked to him afterwards and said oh this is just a scratch mate
Starting point is 01:21:11 he's a beast, i was like what's going on with your arm? yeah he's one of my faves but gamerant his wrestling is top of the food chain, yeah it's a shitty matchup for hooker not necessarily man because hookers knees they're so da damn ooh, Gavro is catching him with punches. Hooker's knees are such a danger when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph and he's got great hip flexibility like the way he can throw that front kick the body so smooth. The way he moves his legs is very it's it's it's very effective especially with the knees up the middle
Starting point is 01:21:47 Does he fight Southpaw to he fights both ways you switch it up hooker went from no tattoos to just a Ton of tattoos and I guarantee you oh, there's gamrock gamma. I got the got the takedown. Oh wow No, no amazing fucking keeping the balance man amazing balance Yeah, look you're got his whole legs tattooed down too. Legs fucking hurt man. Okay, let's see if he can get up. He's getting up. Use the cage Hook.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Well they knew what was coming, right? If you're taking a fight with a guy like Gamrot, who's like one of the most smothering guys in the division. Cut his eye too, probably with a headbutt of it. That is a problem, the headbutts in these like in these like clothes cringe look some of them a little on purpose But look what could be started bro You know I mean you look what could be does but like they're all there's so many guys like that now
Starting point is 01:22:38 Yeah, that have that style. It's such an effective style He didn't do it. I thought he was gonna. I thought he's gonna like wrap his legs up with his legs This is big man could be but Dan Hooker getting up to his feet is very big. Oh, he just landed right in drop them oh That's tight. That's tight tight tight tight. Oh Good defense good defense by Hooker very nice butterfly control posture get those butterflies going Clear your cobwebs. Yeah camera smothering Smothering sometimes a referee would just stop. Yeah, they will you just keep punching if they're not laying the ref
Starting point is 01:23:14 Yeah, but then there's the problem if he dumped out his gas tank trying to make it happen. It didn't happen That's what you have to hope for for hooker. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's only three rounds, but hooker so tough, man He's so tough. Also. He's like felt the sting of these like disappointing losses and he's like today off, right? Yeah, just off but still like think about Olivera man, right? Olivera was off for a long time and then put it all together true I'm you know, I'm not counting Dan hooker out man. Look at this. He's back up to his feet again No hookers as tough as they come dude. He's back up to his feet This is big cuz gamma run empty the gas tank trying to stop him
Starting point is 01:23:49 Yep hooker needs to go to work and not get caught man. He looks good. Dude. He does oh And camera looks like you slowing down a little bit But he emptied out a lot of energy trying to finish that fight there emptied out a lot of energy trying to finish that fight there if camera shit go home in it all we got clip let's go hooker here's my god I'm pretty yeah oh oh come on over shit I'll damn don't ever cuts their
Starting point is 01:24:20 on little mother 40 seconds I'm a guy I prefer I had good That's the hammer bro. Don't let him hold the hook. 40 seconds. Oh my god. Bro, dead hooker. Dead hooker, let's go. There we go. Oh, that's a sloppy shot. Oh, hammer fist though.
Starting point is 01:24:38 He should keep moving and not do this. Now keep moving. Don't let him get your leg, man. But he wants to punish him I think he feels he's fatiguing. Yeah, I think camera. Yeah, I think he's fatiguing Reverse realizes it Let's come on Dan Hooker. Come on Dan Hooker. Let's go. Come on. Come on We'll kick up the middle here. Oh, he just looked at the clock
Starting point is 01:25:04 And five books on these lady and Kick up the middle here. Oh, he just looked at the clock And five up says there's a blonde Chinese lady in gamera Bro gamera he's tough as shit. He took some shots. He took a shit too. He took both of them man Both of them do this card's been fucking good. Yeah the whole way that shit look kind of trash on paper Did it I thought this fight was not this this fights great. What else is the what's the rest of the card from here out? well, then you got the Jamie we got we got co-main event. Yeah, cuz the third fight. So you got come in event main event. This is the co-main Yes, you got C versic and I'll tell you friends. Yeah, this is not coming. No, then you got Izzy DDP. Why isn't you just doing the Olympics? That's a good question cuz break dance. Um, yeah breakdance is more important. Did you see that lady from Australia? They banned it now
Starting point is 01:25:56 Is that one lady? Yeah, so apparently this so this fucking cunt She the way she got her husband is the head of the committee for breakdancing. She started the foundation and then blocked funding from everybody else. Let's go. I saw some girl was like, hold up, before you feel bad for going so bad on this lady. Then she said that story. She's like, she blocked funding just so she could go. You know, it's a problem if the head of the breakdancing committee is a white dude or just There's white dudes that I know that are really good break dancers the point is like it's a fence
Starting point is 01:26:34 It's an offense to actual break dancers that that lady did that actual break dancers I follow stance elements on Instagram you ever follow those guys you see like the real high-level breakdancers. Oh, yeah It's like athletic art. Yeah athletic art form. Yeah, right William Montgomery world-class breakdance. Sure fuck up Not the way he hugs You would have convinced me if I had never hugged him I totally thought I was gonna get at least one you guys probably like. See the side control by Gamrot. This is smooth. You got me. I just didn't have time to say anything. Dude, Gamrot. This is big. I don't agree 10-9 Gamrot that first
Starting point is 01:27:11 round. What? No, no. I don't think so either. No. Who said that? But it may be. I could see maybe because he did get him down a bunch of times. But I think it was close. It was close fight. But this is a big move. This is a big move for Gamrot real early in the round like this. 350 to go and he's got side control already Gamera can't fucking submit you yeah you gotta be real careful grappler high-level grappler super strong on top when when you get a guy like this and he gets on top that's when you're fucked because they're so good at holding these kind of positions it's also impossible to get up especially not near the cage cage walk and he'll go back to half
Starting point is 01:27:44 guard if he thinks he's losing you know Yeah, this sucks these guys that are like really good at these like side control mount half guard positions They they're always looking for what you're gonna do next and they're preparing for it and like if they know they can pass your guard They'll put themselves back in your guard just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as like an anchor and then they'll get right back. Yeah this is dangerous. It's easy to pass too. Oh he got out of it. Good job. Dan Hooker's tough man he's got good defense but he's got to get the fuck out of here. I like Hooker in butterfly he always makes something happen here. Well what he's got to do is get feet on hips and get some
Starting point is 01:28:23 separation. This guy's a better grappler. Oh he's got to do is get feet on hips and get some separation. You're you're this guy's a better grappler Always get some cuts man bad cut but he's like a great white shark. There he goes. Good good scramble I'm not going to stop don't stop there. Don't get reckless. Don't get reckless. Don't give up there, but you can't give up your back There's a bet. There's a balancing act, right? That's what Cory Santa Hagan did a good job giving up his back That's all he trained he was in general right, but he cost him some rounds it did But I like the way he was going real high when dude got his back and go real high up up on him and roll Oh back up to his feet Come on hooker, let's go dad hooker. Oh nice uppercut by Gamera. That was sweet.
Starting point is 01:29:05 I'm gonna piss so bad but there's no way I'm going right now. Just hang in there. Never. Oh left hook is the body. See so this is a good example right? That was a lot of control but not a lot of damage on the ground right? But you'd say he's winning the round. For sure unless Hooker starts T'ing off on him and then you gotta give it to Hooker.
Starting point is 01:29:23 Because Hooker's doing the act like right there. Nice front kick to the nice frontless also the number one thing they score is damaged down exactly and there was not a lot of damage No on the ground. It was a lot of control control. I think controls like third On there and like look at the aggression to like hookers pushing the action here. He just needs to land something something big Yes, like the first round. Yep, but 130 to goes a lot. It's a lot of time. Oh, yeah Oh nice shot. Oh, that's a time. Oh If he's rolling that's deep. Oh, there we go, baby get his neck. Don't do it again though. Don't go card. Don't go guard Don't try to pull gardeners This is not good. Get out of this get out of this heavy hips head down. Yeah
Starting point is 01:30:03 Just head down get the fuck out of it. Don't accept don't hang on accept You gotta not accept this because if you got to this point, this would be amazing if he on the initial shot No, nice elbows. These are big Did they get rid of that 12 to 6 they did right he did is it official 100% I don't know are all commissions honoring it. You know know it was another nice elbow that next there, too That elbow and he's also threatened the neck what makes him get back up to his feet He's back up again It's also exhausting trying to take a guy down you can't that's why a lot of guys don't grapple
Starting point is 01:30:44 There's nothing more exhausting than shooting. Yeah, Gamrot is just bleeding Dan Hooker's energy. They're both bleeding each other's energy because this is a incredibly grueling way to fight But I'd say more energy was put out on Gamrot's side. Yeah for sure It's also like Dan Hooker is more of a threat on the feet. Yeah for sure. He's hurting Gamroth. He's hurting Gamroth. And these elbows are big man. These are big. That's why Gamroth can't finish the takedown. He has to protect his fucking head. Those are big elbows. This is going to be a great third round.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Why do they rotate the refs? Like on a ref's diet? Well you don't want one person to referee every fight. Whoo, why do they rotate the rest like on a rest? I it why well you want? You don't want one person to referee every fight you want to give them it is exhausting You're moving around you have to be there you have to it's kind of almost as like it's like to keep it fair That too I would think but you get multiple fights like a guy like Herb Dean who's probably the best you're like three Oh, I'm in the main card you might see see Herb twice. Yeah, but he doesn't. You'll see Mark Goddard. But he'll do the main, and it's the,
Starting point is 01:31:48 if the heavyweights, I'm sorry, yeah, if the main event's heavyweights, you usually see like Dean in there or a bigger guy. Yeah, you want a big guy for heavyweights, for sure. So is it like ranks, like Herb won't ever do prelim fights? No, he'll do some prelims. November 1st, 2024, so not yet. Not yet, still legal. I think you should be able to do everything
Starting point is 01:32:09 knees on the ground I think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining so the grapplers get finishes more also like you shouldn't just be able to turtle crabs going wild the sneak weapon crazy fight yep you can get it in the cage. It's legal Wow just fucking shit a blade out. What if you have like? glitter Blow it in someone's eyes. It's worse than an eye poke fuck Blow sand is a lot of sport moment in the van dam yeah Yeah, here it is third round come on hooker You have hook and could just avoid the takedown and keep
Starting point is 01:32:46 this standing and press Gamera. Does Hooker need to finish here? I mean, you might, man. Oh, man. Kick kick body kick early in the round. But look at this. He might be getting out of it. He got out.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Oh, got that neck. Got that neck. Yeah, I think got that neck. Oh, it's he now go now go back up to your feet. Get up, get up, get up, get get up get up get up get up get up Good can't wait there can't rest. No, no fucking smothering man. He is fucking smothering. There was that window right there, man You gotta go. I like her. He's punching the body or those mean motherfucker 1919. I like this guy Mike Brown is right there though with camera. Oh look hook her back up to his feet huge. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Starting point is 01:33:24 Come on dog. Let's go Camera like tired. Oh What he needs to do stay on his ass It's gonna be interesting just to see what the scoring is first. Yeah, I think look at one both rounds He well, he certainly could have when he comes to damage I would certainly say that he's done the most damage except for the first I definitely think it's probably 1-1 going to this and right now it's a toss-up but it might not be I mean it really depends on what they think is effective remember they're also in Australia oh
Starting point is 01:33:54 yeah okay so just hometown yeah but who are the judges do they bring them in from America oh nice front kick to the body oh hook is turning out sir30 to go is a long time man. That's forever Especially if Gamera can't secure a clinch If he's gonna be forced to stand oh And I like how he's going to the body Dan Hooker's pouring it on here son look out for those knees to remember those knees Oh Just cracked him Yeah, punch it on the ground it's weird what they label significant strike yeah, I don't
Starting point is 01:34:38 Always agree. We know what that is. I don't know how they judge that either. They have a little clicker in their hand Yeah, how do they do that? Oh, that was a nice hook. Yeah, it was any guy out Hooker better turn on here, man. Yeah hookers looks like he's fading a little bit and There's half the round plus to go. We just recharge him. It's really hard to turn on a hooker Oh you son of a bitch can't help myself Two to one favorite oh, oh yeah big underdog I like wow interesting interesting I like how you can bet in the middle of the fight no like come on let's go that's fun where can you do that online right using the draft kings yeah DraftKings you got a promo draft kings.com is that real download the app yeah promo code
Starting point is 01:35:21 Tony yeah what is someone get from promo code Tony bet $5? They'll match up to two hundred and fifty dollars and bonus. Would you say now the crown is yours? Would you say Jamie not available in Texas not available in Texas in California either? Oh look at this He's stuck the takedown again. Come on hooker. Let's go to work Okay, so this is a perfect example of what I think of when I think of fights This is the end of the fight. In the end of the fight, Dan Hooker is beating up Gamrot. He's chasing him down, he's walking him down, he's landing the better strikes, and he's the one pressing the action.
Starting point is 01:35:55 So in my mind, he's winning this fight. I think this should count for a little more than every other round. So that's why I like pride rules. I feel you. The last round's more important. I feel you. It's like they've duked it out for 15 minutes. Who's winning at the end? I think that counts for something. I don't think it counts for everything. Oh, I like the timing of that. That was nice timing. But if he can survive this, if he can get out of this. He said he's grabbing his gloves. He said something. Mark Goddard's a good one. He's in there right now. Yeah, he's one of the best yeah Jason Herzog one of the best yeah, I love Jason. Oh look at this through this back up to your feet
Starting point is 01:36:34 Let's go Oh fuck come on, bro Come on Danny. Let's go. Let's go! Ah, fuck! Come on, bro. Oh, left hook! Come on, Danny! Oh, let's go! Let's go, Dan Hooker! Oh my god, that left hand. Straight left. Oh, come on, he's got this. Let's go, baby! Let's go, dog!
Starting point is 01:36:58 This is another problem with the scoring system. If other rounds are 10-9, how is this one 10-9? Right? Because this is a much more dominant round for hookers got much more damage. He's closer to finish. Yeah, it's like how do you How is it only 10-9? Let's get that neck. Let's get that neck Let's get those elbows cracking. Oh, he's got a warning about the 12 to 6 elbows, but more wasn't that That seemed like more like 11 p.m. to 6 p.m. there's a dude on there's a dude on Twitter right now that's got three TVs
Starting point is 01:37:30 he's watching this us and a football game that's how you live oh yeah hookers gotta win come on hooker they give it to a fight what a fight yeah amazing doing it right Gamera didn't do enough damage from the top position to win this for me. Ooh, his eyes fucked up. What a fight. That was a great fight. His whole car's been gangster.
Starting point is 01:37:51 His eyes filled with blood. What a fight. I'm gonna take a piss and I won't be surprised by the decision. It's like a little treat when you come back, you know? Yeah. What do you think happened? I think Hooker wins.
Starting point is 01:38:04 Hooker. Yeah. Oh, there's Gamera catching with the right hand. Oh. back you know what do you think happened I think hooker wins hooker yeah oh there's gamma I catch him with a right hand oh the thing that's a right hand thing that scares me with the judges I always hate how they tend to go against somebody that has cuts over their eyes and blood all over their face right but but hooker had gamerot rocked and dropped so there's a big difference camera did take him down and fucked him up in the first round. But when Hooker was hitting him, it was more significant. There's more significant moments where he's in real trouble. Real trouble. And then also when Gamrot did shoot the takedowns, his neck was in trouble, he had a bail on things.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Gamrot did catch him a few times, but overall I think Hooker did more damage. Have you noticed how Gamrot's left eye is like filled with blood? It's like black it looks like. Yeah, and Hooker's left eye is fucked up too. I would be a terrible UFC judge. Who do you think would win that fight? I thought Hooker was winning the whole time. You're more of a KFC judge.
Starting point is 01:38:56 Not the first round. Not the first round. The first round he was getting mauled on the ground. I mean he did get up and he did land good shots, but the amount of damage he took on the ground was pretty significant. But towards the end of the round he almost knocked him out. He did hurt him yeah but it's I'd have to look at it again. Yeah. I felt like Gamrot if there's a round that Gamrot clearly won I felt like it was the first one but you know what now that you're saying that he almost knocked him out. That's the only round that's questionable. I thought he won the next two. I've had a little bit of a drink. But I don't, but again at the same time like when it comes to the
Starting point is 01:39:31 grappling stuff I don't really know what I'm seeing. Like I can't say what's amazing and what isn't. Well um Hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes but Gamrots takedowns were awesome. But Hooker's defense was awesome too and his ability to get back up to his feet. Gamrot is a smothering motherfucker. Here we go. 2928 Gamrot. Is this on YouTube? 2928?
Starting point is 01:40:04 No, this is on UFC ESPN plus no, I'm talking about us yes Dan Hooker yeah, Dan Hooker. Oh, yeah, Dan split decision put the scissors would that make sense? Yeah, we were split yeah, yeah, I Thought he won. Oh, yeah, me too. That's a good win for him too cuz gamerots Gotta be top 10 right? What is Mateus gamma? What was he ranked before this fight? I think he was 5 And hooker was 11 That's huge Hookers one of those guys like Charles Olivera I think you know you still you got to like factor in all these different things the experience Oh, yeah, yeah, he's got some losses, but then he's got a lot of great wins to man the stuff. We've seen
Starting point is 01:40:50 Charles do is just insane Charles a special Dan Hooker Split decision oh y'all don't do live comments What what are you doing with this stuff? I'm on YouTube. Let's be with you. I do that people in the room Let's not connect with folks outside that no have nothing to do with us. You're watching us on YouTube Yeah, what are you doing? Just keeping up with the zeitgeist? Don't do don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, I don't you know Let's have a good time and hang out with the people that are in the room
Starting point is 01:41:23 No, not why there's three other people in the room and we're also on YouTube. No Were you just watching you on YouTube right now, bro? This is ridiculous mirror something look guys. We all make it too much of this Dan Hooker what a win for hookers Who thought who agreed with you are about to be watching? You don't don't don't don't and don't ever let them know you're doing that either well y'all are more famous than me that doesn't bother me It doesn't matter. It's like you're dealing with crazy people Also, you're doing it while you just hang out Yeah, take you out of the moment. Yeah
Starting point is 01:42:04 What was your take on it? What I miss I was right you wrong. No, I know you out of the moment. Yeah. What was your take on it? What'd I miss? I was right. You were wrong. No, I had Hooker. No, no. Oh yeah, Hooker won. Hooker won.
Starting point is 01:42:12 I had Hooker winning two and three. It's a split decision though. Yeah, I said split. Yep. Yeah, it looks like the other refs were kind of like the same as we were. Yeah. Interesting. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:42:23 They gave him the second round one guy gave gamer at the first round like I thought and then two guys gave him to hooker give it to hooker the first round well I'll sing because I had hooker two and three yeah interesting I wasn't sure cuz Brian said a good point like he almost knocked him out the end of the first round I was like yeah you're right I didn't think of that because he did you point, like he almost knocked him out at the end of the first round. I was like, yeah, you're right. I didn't think of that. Because he did, you know, he's mauling him at the beginning of the first round.
Starting point is 01:42:48 And that'd be the most significant strike in the first round? Yeah. Rocked him. Here it is. Bahaglio. God, Candidator is fucking terrifying. Terrifying. So is Bahaglio, though.
Starting point is 01:42:58 He's no punk. When the ultimate fighter is Ilya, he's good. He's fucking good, man. What's the tattoo on his neck say? He's good. He's fucking good, man What's the tattoo on his neck say free spirit That's like when you're one of those dudes it's like Japanese things tattooing your arms Yeah, I'm one of those dudes. He probably doesn't you know doesn't really speak Yeah, cuz English when he had that done. Yeah over over there Yeah, exactly probably school. Yeah
Starting point is 01:43:29 Yeah, but you have a Brazilian name tattooed across your chest pretty dope. Yeah, you know I just think I think sentences is one of the latest things to get to What is my room just words? I'll have it like deep things on your rib cage That's so I think that's about deep things in your thigh Every time you take it a shit you get to read like Well a lot of people get the like Bible verses on the ribs, yeah, oh, yeah, that's super original yeah That's like keep on trucking in the 70s You get a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves you unoriginal fuck?
Starting point is 01:44:05 That's so sick dude. I'm gonna do that. Bro, when I was in high school everybody had a Tasmanian Devil with boxing gloves on. That's fucking awesome. Really? Yeah, everyone was so dumb. And they can't fight. It was like the coolest thing to get. Tasmanian Devil with boxing gloves. Yeah, that's me bro. I'm fucking crazy. Well, remember barbed wire was the hotness. Oh my god. Yeah, it's me bro. I'm fucking crazy Well remember barbed wire was the hotness Bro how many dudes got that shit on their ankles and deeply regret
Starting point is 01:44:31 Like the bedazzled affliction shirt. Yeah, but when you're a dude you got some shit around the ankle There's something about unless you're Samoan. I get it like beads, you know Polynesian you got beads in your ankle I'm cool with that. But if you're a regular, dude It has to be a full a big piece of you and do it like hooker. Yeah Fine no problem at all you just have like a man the ankle yeah get the fuck out of here you get With especially if you got put to sleep to to get this fucking chain link fence around my ankle. Is it over? Yeah man, you're up for five minutes.
Starting point is 01:45:12 The doctor's like, I'm pretty sure I could buck this guy right now. That's so dangerous to do that, to get tattooed that way. Why? Because that's how people die. It doesn't happen a lot, but it happens enough that It's a lot it can happen. It's so bad for your body Yeah, also, maybe tattooing is not for you if you have to be on your anesthesia. Yeah Yeah, remember not to buy for everybody slap fight promo everyone pay attention athlete let's go That seems like I
Starting point is 01:45:48 That seems like I wouldn't advise any of this it literally seems like almost like a Sketch I do want to go to one because everybody I'm telling you every like legit people that I respect tell me like dude I know whatever you make but like I'm telling you it's so fun when you're sure if there was car Accidents at the fucking parking lot you go out and watch does, does this have like this have like a feeder thing like like ultimate slapper Like they go find these guys they did Yeah, that's how it got started. Yeah, they did they all lived in a house and were slapping each other You guys are saying this like it's trivial. This is a real sport. You should shut the fuck up Okay, this is saying show the respect
Starting point is 01:46:21 Shut the fuck up. Okay, this is sanctioned by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. They do drug testing? Yeah, which is ridiculous. I want my slappers on meth. They do drug testing? I want them all on the same shit that Hitler was on when he went across Poland. Give them the real stuff. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:46:37 I want methed up dudes slapping their fucking faces off. I don't want dudes on painkillers. I want dudes just jacked to the tits on amphetamines. There's definitely not a weight limit to the heavyweight class in this, right? That's a good question. Yeah, I bet there's not. Those guys look pretty big, right? But they might be small and big, you know? You know, they might- It's a little unprofessional, just like bigger class. Why don't you shut the fuck up? These bigger athletes.
Starting point is 01:46:59 I just can't take here, while you disrespect, which is a part of the parent company that I'm employed by Just like hey you shut the fuck up man, no Joe, you know what you know why you know why it's because it's because of This right here if I go like you like you talking shit to some guy and I go hey Hey, you know you're talking that's the heavyweight champion you go. What you go slapping you know Hey, hey, you know, you're talking that's the heavyweight champion you go what they go slapping you know Dude if those guys if they're really practicing that one move It's like bruce lee said and they slap you in front of your girl. Don't be a man
Starting point is 01:47:37 Do be aware of a man don't fear a man who has 10 000 techniques Fear a man who's practiced one kick 10 000 times. They practice slapping 10 000. They were slapped up That's how you go to sleep in front of your lady. Yeah, I'm a slap Baby, you're fucking eyeball fell out are they allowed the backhand no no wow The current champ right he's gone bro look how jacked that guy is and he's letting this guy do it to him Jim 266 plus has super heavyweight bro in the gym. He just got brain damage for zero reason in the gym. Oh, that's Larry Wiels. 420. Bro, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:48:11 Man. Hit him right on the... Why would you... I wish I was friends with that dude. I would say don't do that. Don't ever do that. That's a free brain damage. Oh, I'd say that to both of them.
Starting point is 01:48:23 Oh, there's a woman? Oh, yeah. Oh, you haven't seen the woman? Oh oh I don't see no page fans and just did it whoa just you know you think you heard some lady just slapped you he's gonna do it because I imagine like you get a big girl and she like she pulls her titties this way first and when they go to bounce back she fucking follows behind it Oh, yeah a lot of torque. Yeah, like the kind of like the way Yeah, like the way I feel the way butter being used the stomach Maybe a little like a little extra little something like a drip like you're drifting. It's hard to watch though Especially when they're pretty. Yeah, I don't like
Starting point is 01:49:04 Yeah, the bare-knuckle fights for chicks. I'm like no don't hurt your face story your face now It just means more well the guy's his face cut up like he's just a badass. Yeah, you know You can still find a lady she fights girls. Don't get upset at that like where'd you get that fighting? Yeah, they don't get mad. Yeah, but a girl who's like been like where did you get those cuts uh bare-knuckle fighting like uh i mean maybe you're cool maybe cool but you might be out of your fucking mind that's not normal behavior though the uh double x chromosome also we don't look at that go that's a mother but you know it's a special kind of dude though that's like you know what right i love a bitch with cauliflower. I like a chick with a forehead scar. He's a struggle and that guy's gonna just got Yeah, and that's a guy probably has a history of domestic violence or meth yes ran into yoana at that last UFC
Starting point is 01:49:55 She that's your are you still into her than ever? Oh, we're in love We all we all look at he says that his legs crossed the way I've never done in my whole life Yeah, I can't even get my legs Family feud that was gay as fuck remember that dude what the host Not not family food Hollywood squares. There was the one guy and I was confetti That's my mentor I just throw up. I just start throwing confetti out of my pocket. No! That's what he done jackass. Stop making fun of me! Stop making fun of me! Tony, do you think you're...
Starting point is 01:50:52 Because you actually are... you actually do got a thing for her. We have a thing for each other. But do you think you could date a chick that could whoop your ass? I've thought about this many times. I like the danger. I like the idea. You're never gonna be on top, you know that, right? Maybe she won't be on top. Never gonna be on top. She's gonna be riding dick and see Tony, I can't kill you. I know I can't kill you Tony. And she's ready to come on her. I think after you guys get married, can I, I'm an ordained minister. Can I do your
Starting point is 01:51:20 marriage? Yes. And you know you can't break out of that leg lock Yeah, you're not breaking out of shit. Yeah, and by the way when you it's you're supposed to put the garbage out put the fucking garbage Out yeah, hey kid. No no lip. No fucking I'm trying to watch TV. Shut the fuck up and put the garbage out Does she have a man? Either she does shut the fuck Tony Hinchcliffe is her man. That's our soul mate. We've done this for a long time We've known this like yeah, if you keep talking to me like that. I'm a call Rose. I'm a units over here. Oh No, what do you mean? She beat her? Oh? Look, that's the only person that's only person that can have your back that John way leaf. I that was the craziest one Oh, yeah, giant hematoma on her forehead
Starting point is 01:52:05 Such a war That should be mandatory watching every six months for any UFC fan cuz you kind of forget I rewatched it the other day It was on one of the hotels. I was staying at oh my god You know you have it's crazy. I mean crazy the whole have you seen that have you seen little Nikki when? whole have you seen have you seen little Nikki when I'm selling movie Adam Salem when I haven't seen fuck but Kevin Kevin Kevin Nealon gets tits on his head that's what she looked like it's almost identical yeah yeah a giant hematoma in her head but you know another crazy wars the yawn Shao Ngan fight when when when John Whaley put her to sleep and she wakes up at the end of the round they
Starting point is 01:52:42 let her put her in the corner and she's like what happened I just missed the entire fight she went to sleep she went to sleep she went to sleep and she wakes up at the end of the round. They let her put her in the corner and she's like what? Happened I just miss the entire fight. She went to sleep short to sleep She went to sleep and still fought five fucking how many rounds she gets my doubts. She gets stopped at the end Maybe late in the four or fifth, but it went it went a while What a war I know it's making fun of it wasn't paying attention when people don't like women's MMA I'll let them watch those two fights. Yeah, you watch those two fights. You tell me you don't like women No, it's just as good at the highest level. I think I've got women's MMA is the only it's the only MMA is only sport where the women's side is just as entertaining bro. There's some women Except maybe tennis you could throw tennis up there. But other than that make sure you put your balance in Kamala Harris Yes, well listen Make sure you put your valentine for Kamala Harris too. Oh you disagree? Yes.
Starting point is 01:53:25 Well listen, there's some women that are super valatina Shevchenko when she's in her prime, when she head kicked Jessica I, that's as good a head kick you're ever going to see in the sport. Jessica I goes flat line. But let me ask you this. Falls back. So when Izzy knocked out Robert Whitaker when talking about talent, you said she knocked out Jessica I.
Starting point is 01:53:44 Right. It's not the same level of talent in the sport overall they're gonna get when but when Amanda Nunes knocked out cyborg it was one of the most exciting moments in MMA period we were going crazy when when when when Rhonda Rousey the Rhonda Rousey run the end of that run when she got knocked out, bro When she got head kicked by Holly home, that was But that wouldn't be considered high level right cuz Rhonda's striking compared to men's would be like yeah, but even finishes Finishes like yeah. Oh, that's good
Starting point is 01:54:19 Like like it's the same thing like when when Rose won the title. How about when Misha Tate? like like uh... at the same thing like when when rose won the title how about when me should take strangled a holly home to win the title amazing that was crazy to amazing put her asleep on holly homes throw punches when she's getting choked unconscious wild crazy i'm not yet you know i can argue i'm not say it's not entertaining i'm not the same level it's not the same as i was a lot of our you know there's no way they're still in leather helmets is because they're right i don't know why i read they're gonna get their right right right leather helmet, but they're leaps and bounds from when Rhonda debuted
Starting point is 01:54:49 Oh we've leaps and bounds. No, they're moving faster than a carano. They're moving faster than men. I mean they started I mean Amanda Núñez. I mean she's kind of gone now, right? No, she might come back She's talking about coming back with Kayla, but she might be like she can headline a card. Oh, yeah Yeah, and what I'm saying is compared to any other sport like are you? No one walked the the women's Olympic basketball team had the least Amount of because they didn't have Caitlin Clark on it, right, right? But that's what I'm saying is like it's not oh no, it's not as far as women's sports Oh, it's all this you see dominates. It's it's done in close
Starting point is 01:55:21 It's not as far as women's sports. It's not the same. UFC dominates. It's not even close. Oh yeah, totally. It's also it's violence, man. Violence is more compelling than any other sport. There's a reason why football is so exciting is because of violence. It's a sport, it's a game, but there's something crazy about watching guys tackle each other.
Starting point is 01:55:38 But it's also because there's nothing missing. Every single thing I can see in a man's fight, I can see in a woman's fight right they don't right they don't hold it back They write change the room they win by KO they win by submission Yeah, even though this fucking cat is good. He is so good super slay for 120 Tall as fuck but but manages to cut the weight really well because there's no fucking chance that guy weighs 125 Yeah, you could tell like when he walking on the street. He looked like a nerd. I mean he's super nerd Computer program he's probably about a buck 42 right now at least Yeah, something like that height right but man he's so slick and so skillful
Starting point is 01:56:18 You know he doesn't have the same type of moves as San Hagan But he kind of reminds agree of like it's kind of good at everything yeah you're kind of good at everything and Kaos guys with sharp shots this dude scares the fuck out of he's a beast and he comes from that same camp and camp is he and you know boxing Volkanovsky like that city kickboxing camp is a nasty camp man those guys are good yeah bro when your last name is a different country different where you from bro, and that place is like Kai Cara France these these that place is just like a lion's den You know when you have lions dens like that like the original lions den the Kent Shamrock lines like yeah, it's Hammer House
Starting point is 01:56:57 Yeah Yeah, I sharpens iron man when you got a bunch of killers together all in one room It's just hard to keep them together the hard to keep me guys when you guys get successful and famous Is also guys just can only keep up that thing they do for so long man You can only keep up that thing you do MMA is rare cuz yeah You can only keep it up for what do you think four years at your pinnacle depends? But I'm saying like it's like like where you're at your pinnacle like your top peak No one can keep it up forever weird strip of Matt down the middle are those lines so it looks like a separation
Starting point is 01:57:29 Yeah, that's where the yeah, so it's so together. They always have that Just don't why you why you worried about that when two men are fighting. I've just never seen that but what about that design? Looks like there's I'm gonna call you always. There's no way it always looks like that. That Matt's usually what you understand. It looks like a mat usually It's exactly what it looks like always. No, it looks you can see that there's space. It's a little more obvious Yeah, it's sticking out a little more guys aren't somebody's gonna get fired because of Tony Hinchcliffe. He's roasting the mat designer see Yeah, this is yeah, you got a good point yeah definitely more there's spaces let's look at the fight though yeah for sure um Kyle France had some neurological problems after his last fight really yeah neurological well he got tested and
Starting point is 01:58:20 he was having some neurological issues and they told him to take quite a bit of time off of striking and contact more guys guys need to take time off though. I know it's not the cool thing guys are chomping at the bit and that's why you have managers but the problem with that too is like I love Izzy taking time off and he's one of the greatest ever if not the greatest but it's to your point how you're saying it's a short window and they go oh but you got to rest it's like I get that. But I'm 2829 finding that 185 pound division. So that, you know, the longer I take off, the less fights I'm going to get. Right. So it's a weird thing. It's a balancing act, but you got to have
Starting point is 01:58:54 people around you that are doing the actual work in terms of like testing you. And they did that with him. They did like neurological tests and he, it was an unfavorable result. And then later on he did it and he had a much better result. So he was happy that he did it. He took the time off. You know, you just, you got to recover. You get knocked in the head a bunch of times, you got to recover. Especially at the lighter weights. You got more time. Well, I mean, I think in all weights, man, I mean, I think about what happened with Volkanovsky,
Starting point is 01:59:21 right? If he doesn't take that fight with Izzy on short notice, which, excuse me, with Islam on short notice, which I think was crazy to begin with, when you're dealing with the best pound for pound fighter on earth and you fight him in 10 days notice, there's no way... Was it like eight days? Something crazy. But think how fast Volkonovsky went to pound for pound, basically number one, we're all talking about him, and then a week later it's like, oh, he's the worst, right? Well, a week later he gets caught, but then he fights Ilya Toporia and gets starched again
Starting point is 01:59:48 Yeah, too quick in my opinion real quick after a head kick or knockout so he so he apparently he He didn't get the train as much because he had to pass those neurological tests before he even started right no contact But you can hit the bag you could do a bunch of stuff You can hit myths you can do a lot of technique and get bad It's just you can't do anything that hurts your head and believe it or not even hitting the bag can hurt your head Yes, like if you've been concussed you really shouldn't be hitting the bag should be doing not because every time you're hitting something You're jarring your body
Starting point is 02:00:25 Yeah Bang bang. And he's saying like, and that's part of the test, like you just have to spell stuff and read stuff. Yeah. And imagine struggling. I'd fail that shit right now. But it is! Bro, it's, you know, it's hard to know because different people have a different result. Some people can get hit in the head and they're fine. Like Mark Hunt, like that dude is fine. But it's also hard to know like, yeah, Mark has a chin, but if you gave that test to him when he was 21 right and they give him a test when he's 30 after fighting k1 And pride and shit good point and then some people get hit mad they die Yep, have you ever heard of them pulling a judge off the card during the fight? No
Starting point is 02:00:58 No fucking way for what scorecard the title of awesome fight He gave it All three rounds Taito Iwasa has been relieved of his duties for the rest of the night Wow They said Howie hit the showers That's a, I've never seen that happen before We're missing some shit man Ursing's in trouble
Starting point is 02:01:17 Kai Kara Francis caught him Oh, he hit him again! Oh, Ursing's in big trouble, that's it! Oh wow! What a fucking comeback Oh my goodness, and we were like paying attention to tie to a Vasa your brains sir damn When that's a great result of taking time off letting yourself heal get back to 100% now What do you think now? Yeah, this is gonna do now you have this giant win Well, we'll hopefully we'll find out real soon. But think about this catapult him now
Starting point is 02:01:44 Let's give that your teammate just wanted up Michael from the time off Yeah, by the way you think Drakas do Pussy gives a fuck about this. He doesn't care no that guys This is a big win for Kai Carl France massive bro. Cuz they're both coming off losses. So yeah who fired the judge Let's take a second to soak in the fact that that judge did give all three to. Yeah. Oh, that looks crazy. Oh, we missed all this. Oh my God. We missed all this. Good for Kicare France. Bro, that's big. He doesn't have any control over commission. Look at this. Watch this left hook. Bang, son! Look at those legs dipping up. That's beautiful.
Starting point is 02:02:26 Well, the commission probably thought it was an egregious scorecard because we saw a Jarsigno teen off on him on one round. You know, you're 30-27. They're probably like, hey, Homer, get the fuck out of here. I mean, there wasn't a round that he won. That's a big win, man. Massive, bro. Both come off losses.
Starting point is 02:02:41 Now think of Steve Versic. You're on top of the world, right? Yeah. Razor sharp decision. Now you're down two to and now you got KO half your pay but this is huge for Kai Kara France because Kai Kara France now becomes the most compelling guy for the featherweight title other than Brandon Moreno who's already fought Pantoja twice tough and then remember that other homeboy three times did you find him three times three times and but then remember there's not a ton of
Starting point is 02:03:03 contenders that's how Steve Versic got in there right and because they let homeboy go cuz he's different to deal with yeah, Makayev Yeah, think about that that dude house twice super difficult. He's fucking undefeated 21-0 undefeated and tough as shit. Remember when he got leg locked and he did not tap Yeah, bro. His knee bar was horrific. It was I was like he might ruin his career I wish they would change this to the guy knows he lost let him leave. No, no, no, shut up. No Yeah, you gotta take this in stay put and then you better kill them look at then clap clap That's how men do it Good job, bro. You got me. You got me. Did that stay like small? No, it's just gonna go back
Starting point is 02:03:42 We're you a bit the white just a weird view of it. That's a big place That's not the same place like no they're in Perth They're in Perth. So I mean if I had to guess it looks like 10,000 because the biggest gate Was Sydney's huge. That's a that's where Holly and Rhonda set the record Melbourne's huge Set the record to yeah Melbourne is where they set the record. Yeah those I think Izzy set the record too. Yeah, Melbourne is where they set the record. Yeah, those, uh, Etihad, that's big. But I'm telling you, man, the Japanese were doing it way bigger. Where's that? It's big. It's 15,000 seats. Where they're at right now?
Starting point is 02:04:12 Yeah. Right. That's, but that's like less than T-Mobile. The real big ones are the Japanese. What they did in Pride, They had 80,000. 80,000, 90,000, yeah. Bro, they had 80,000 people. Every time. You see them in Japan? Yes. Yes. Multiple events in Japan. Yeah, they're great audience members. They know everything that's going on
Starting point is 02:04:29 I'm not as wild when someone passes the guard they all applaud. Yeah, they like technique tuned in they're tuned in They're real quiet while the fights going on. It's crazy. It's weird. It feels weird feels different They're just really watching and appreciative like martial arts is such a deep history in Japan like respect. Have they ever done China? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, they definitely have Beijing. But yeah, they've done then they bismuth, where I gaslam in Beijing, right? Yep. Where else? At least two or three events? Yeah. Macau too. Is that like wasn't the cow count? What is Macau? Does that count as its own country? No, that would be considered China, right? That would count. That's a good question. But there's like, they have casinos over there, they say they make Vegas look like fucking Reno.
Starting point is 02:05:17 God, I bet those slot machines, bro. I heard there's casinos over there in Asia, or are just bonkers just bananas. What is this one? Is that Macau? Look at that. That's China, right? Yeah, is it in China? So I know they did a UFC there and my friends that went and worked it They were like, bro this fucking it makes Vegas look like a joke look like bar style. I have no desire to go there Well, if you lived over there, you spoke Chinese probably a good move If you're really into gambling Well, if you lived over there, you spoke Chinese, probably a good move. If you're really into gambling, they had to change the MGM, the design of the MGM, because
Starting point is 02:05:51 they fucked up and they had a mouth where it was like the lion's mouth and the people were coming through the lion's mouth and the Chinese people were like, you know, how do you fucking mind? You know what kind of bad luck this is? Oh, really? To walk through the lion's mouth. This is so stupid. So they had to redesign the whole thing.
Starting point is 02:06:04 That's how much business they bring of course Yeah Baby I can't do it when on my podcast. I really knew what's that you have a booked Hold on a second what Jamie's gonna see it or you wanna see the attack video attack video what attack the lions no no no you weren't listening Sorry that I when the MGM was first constructed you had to go through a lion's mouth to get into the building and they had a Rebuild now. Yeah, what is this? Science fiction movie. What is this shit? This looks good. No, I'm out crap. You're out already shit Slingshot that was good. I'm out. What's wrong with these going out in the space? No
Starting point is 02:06:45 That's it right there so that was good. I'm out. What the fuck is wrong with these going out in the space now in theaters? That's it right there. So that was the original thing It says this myths v. Air busted. It's no it's not true. It's not true. Is it fake? What's the what's the headline according to pervasive Las Vegas myth the mouth the MGM and lion served as a casino's hotel entrance even the Pulitzer Prize winning Las Vegas Sun described the original MGM Grant entrance in March 2001 as a huge lion head with its wide open mouth serving as its doorway. As you see from the photo below, this just wasn't true. Okay, so it's not going through the mouth, but it's going like into the lion. It looks like it's the lion's mouth.
Starting point is 02:07:22 But they did change it. Okay, it's been widely reported that many Chinese gamblers believe that traveling anywhere through the representation of the lion's mouth invites bad luck, not nearly as much bad luck as traveling through an actual lion's mouth, presumably, but enough. Okay. It was literally that it wasn't literally true that they entered through the lion's mouth, former MGM Mirage spokesman Alan Feldman told casino.org, but many customers believed it to have the same negative vibes and refused to use that entrance.
Starting point is 02:07:51 Yeah, so it's true. Yeah, and they went around the door. But also they were saying, where is it? There's other shit like the Rio and Encore Casino hotels are entirely missing floors 40 through 49. The number four is considered unlucky because sounds like a Chinese or Japanese word for death. Whoa. Jesus.
Starting point is 02:08:10 God dog. Yeah, there was like, I remember there was other- But they're not missing the fourth floor. There's other certain floors that they didn't have. I forget what it was. But meanwhile, that's like the 13th floor. But the 13th floor, it's bullshit. It's like, Shooter Jennings had a song about
Starting point is 02:08:25 it it's like you know what floor you're on it's like this what the point is like in Asian cultures gambling is huge it's like the why the best pool players come from the Philippines they gamble it's all about gambling over there and so because these guys are gambling for such intense amounts of money Like I said, I don't like them like luck and stuff is built into their culture right there new year You got lucky fish like we should have more money. Luck is huge Luck is huge. It's a big deal and gambling is a big deal. It's a big part of the culture So if you have something that like doesn't appeal to Asians and it's a gambling event
Starting point is 02:09:03 You're switching shit up switch that shit up This was that shit up quick. They they don't want to you don't want them going over the Tropicana or wherever the fuck they're gonna go in the world of like pool Asians are some of the biggest gamblers ever and that's why they're so good at pool Yeah, because they're playing for a lot of money so they get really good at it You know, it's like there's consequences and there's you know value and being really good I think what else are they good at? Ping-pong huge ping-pong players, you know, I mean go to the Beijing Olympics Yeah, didn't the Chinese basketball team beat the American basketball team absolutely not
Starting point is 02:09:43 Didn't they? You know what's funny when an American team beat the Chinese math team? Do you know that? Really? Yeah, you want to see what the American players look like? What's shaking us? Are you all Asian? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:00 See if you can find the photo of the American team that won the math competition. It's like that in e-sports too. Like all our gamers and shit. All our... Is it a meme? Is it a fake? Is it fake? I don't know that it's fake, but it's definitely a shitpost. Oh my god. I love a good shitpost. Oh my god. You know what I'm saying? Matthew Lou B is chatting for the first time in 20 years. Bro, that's legit. They won.
Starting point is 02:10:23 Is that real? America. Shut up, you fucking communist. Of course it's real. The first over 20 years legit they won Fucking communist of course it's real America fuck yeah coming to save the motherfucker day. Yeah About this one which one shut just close the laptop So any of information before we got conclusion. True, look, there it goes. Shit. Oh, god damn it.
Starting point is 02:10:49 Regular Americans. This is bullshit. Hell yeah. But this is a different year. This is before they brought in the 18. We're second place. They squeaked by that year. This is a meme.
Starting point is 02:10:58 With regular Americans, they just squeaked by. That's hilarious. I wonder how big of a star Zhong Wei Li is over there she must be huge you know cuz first UFC Chinese champion yeah one thing I was gonna say dominant they'd be watching a little flapjacks well that's why that Yan Shao Nan fight was so big to Chinese citizens fighting for the world title and two of the best of the best and a really fucking good fight Good fight. How many how many people viewed in China? I wonder. Oh my god must been off the charts So many people must been off the charts. Who's that huge? It was a huge Chinese boxer. That was like, yeah I'm cold. I'm hot and cold right right right guys. He's huge and he wanted to fight Joshua cuz he beat him in the amateurs
Starting point is 02:11:44 Right, but he was just I don't know what was wrong. you're not talking about the guy who knocked out Deontay Wilder. Yes. Yes He just knocked out Deontay and he's 40. Yeah, dude's 40. Yeah, you know we're trying to see that Yeah with Deontay man. It's like it's like you just don't always get him at a hundred percent Oh my god, but I feel like with Deontay. It tanks like there's only so many times you can get KO'd You know so many times did ayahuasca and get all friendly though. That's a problem That's a problem Connected spirits world. Tell us what Twitter thinks about all this Brian. Hey This is a fight you're about to see one of the craziest fights ever in the middleweight
Starting point is 02:12:24 This is a fight. You're about to see one of the craziest fights ever in the middleweight division. I'm so brilliant. Arguably the greatest of all time other than Anderson Silva. I think he's better. Well, you know, they're different eras. It's always weird to argue that, right? It's hard. Completely different. But also one test is positive for PEDs, one didn't.
Starting point is 02:12:39 That's not fair. That's why I always bring up BJ Penn. Whenever anybody talks about the greatest, I always bring up BJ Penn. I was there the greatest I always bring up BJ, but I was there dude I was there when BJ was storming the castle real deal when he knocked out Sean Cherk I was like who's the knee this guy good luck who's beating that guy? But also You could also argue Iggy is he's fighting better bigger better competition You could also argue that if Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson had anybody
Starting point is 02:13:05 near his class in his division, like he's the best. Yes. You know, the only problem with Mighty Mouse is that like skill wise, he's the greatest representation of martial arts I've ever seen. He's the most complete in all areas. In all areas. And so, and because he's not burdened by gravity, his the way he can move the things that he can do. Mighty Mouse. You know, you know who always fucks up the argument. Oh, yes, P GSP was awesome. You gotta throw him in the hat and he's 100% You also have to throw John Jones in the hat. Oh, John Jones is you know This is why John Jones trumps all of them because John Jones doing that light heavyweight and heavyweight where the level of the air is so
Starting point is 02:13:42 Small so small where mighty Mouse can zig when should have zagged and gets hit And you can still win the fight John can't he's finding that much tougher I think dude I watch I watch mighty mouse like go from a suplex to oh, yeah. Yeah, nobody can do that We can do it. No, he's a hundred twenty five times. I was gonna say it's a massive advantage of that weight division Yeah, it's a massive advantage. You can move that fast But you know John Jones did have some split decision law victories. Yeah, yeah Tiago silver fight, but no real losses or the Tiago Santos fight. No real loss I'm a grand now Dominic Reyes close close to a loss that one's you can call it was close
Starting point is 02:14:24 I mean Dominic was I think John had lost a lot of motivation during that time He's like nobody's that and it's not no disrespect to them But you're John Joe you go from fighting jail V tour Machida DC DC when John said his best is like when John fought DC like especially the second time that's John at its best because like There's a bit of rivalry. They hate each other. And you know what? That was also DC at his best. Yep. Well, definitely the first fight. The second fight, man. That head kick.
Starting point is 02:14:51 John just, he fucking knew it was coming too. He knew DC had that tendency. They actually even talked about it in the press conference. They talked about it. He said, you think I'm going to lean to the right and you're going to head kick me. And he did it. And DC got taken down But also remember that first fight John tested hot
Starting point is 02:15:11 Are you waiting to see how Craig Jones did tonight? Yeah, how do you do you want no choke her out? Yeah, did he get her back? Yeah, it's a video. Did he get her back? Yeah Gabby Garcia, I mean he did it gently. He's nice to her Why she got because Gabby Garcia weighs like 240 pounds. Why is this happening because they made this challenge match. She's tapping Because Gabby Garcia is a multiple-time world champion and she's like 240 pounds, but damn she ain't even get the brain stuck out bitch What you doing? Well, you know just wants to look good Good for Craig. Like that's more important than... I could have told you if there was betting on that fight I would have bet everything I've ever earned in my life. I
Starting point is 02:15:55 would have leveraged it. I would have called banks. I would have called my business manager and said what else can we sell? What else can we sell? What are the odds? How much money? This is free money unless he breaks it. She knew too she was Everybody knew there's no way Craig Jones is the second best grappler in the world is a spectacle. I mean he's a Phenom he's a phenom and the only reason why he's not number one is Gordon Ryan If you didn't have this dude doing juice 365 days a year training every fucking day studying like a Savant super smart super smart
Starting point is 02:16:31 freakishly strong Technique off the charts the best ever If that's guy doesn't exist Craig Jones number one when I finally got to watch him live I was like I get it bro. Gordon is a special athlete man and you know, there's there's a kind of mind that that guy has that That's a one in ten Ten lifetimes you see it in other like Michael Jordan, right? Yeah seeing Kobe Here lines me a lot of Magnus Carlson. You have to be a lot of him lately
Starting point is 02:17:00 You have to be insane to be that good. You're being insane There's like five dudes that have that level of insane dedication amongst all sports in the world. And the second dude is Donaher. The second insane motherfucker is his coach. He always says Donaher is the cheat code. He is, man. He's a character in a movie. He wears a rash guard at bars. But he's a character in a movie. He's literally like Mr. Miyagi. Like you see him sitting on the side in his fucking gi but it's just his background the guy was a professor professor of philosophy at Columbia and Then gets in love with jujitsu when he's working as a bouncer and then decides to only teach jujitsu and sleeps on the mat
Starting point is 02:17:37 It's training every day list only like one for doesn't moon and bull give a fuck about anything other than jujitsu your trends doesn't give a fuck about anything Other than being effective and before he was all fucked up before his knee was destroyed and he got to get a hip replacement He's got he's all banged up man like real bad from injuries and a lot of us from rugby But before he was banged up totally he was a nightmare Everybody and I I know that rolled with him when he was younger like dude his technique was so good It was terrifying. He just had a bad knee his knee was destroyed from rugby things happen for a reason though He goes on become this you know once in a lifetime coach He would have been a once-in-a-lifetime fighter too
Starting point is 02:18:15 I mean he's a he's a real freak but the fact that he can channel that kind of mindset of being in a leak Grappler with a genius mind into another genius like Gordon who's also just as dedicated as him. And physically gifted. But he even says he was not very athletic. He says it's all just technique and control. But that's the gamble, right? How do you know that that's the person?
Starting point is 02:18:39 You don't. Well you know when he's a kid. Yes. Because like he was obsessed by the time he was like a kid. He's outlining. Yes. Because like he was he was obsessed by the time he was like a kid. He's outlining. You know and then by the time he gets you know he trained with Tom DeBlas and then by the time he gets to John Donahue in Hensow School in New York. He's already pretty good. You know and then those guys in that Hensow's Academy in New York there were so many high-level guys. And bet you that I bet you there's Eddie Wolverine. There's some child hanging around there Jim
Starting point is 02:19:06 That's gonna be a fucking Oh guarantee. This murder is there right now Gary Tonan They mean that that whole gym was so high level and then of course Henz. Oh just Henz. Oh himself like his his background Like he's direct Gracie Linney. I don't like that. I don't like that. Did you catch that? No, what'd he do? He handed him a monster energy can over the Crazy linear. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. Did you catch that? No, what'd he do? He handed him a Monster Energy can over the cage and he took a little sip right there. That's filled with water. It's bullshit. It's for the sponsors.
Starting point is 02:19:31 Oh, okay. I thought it was cheating. No, no, no. Damn, dog, your thumb are in the way already? Listen, by the way, that ain't gonna help you. There's not a fucking... You could drink all the Monsters you want and fight in Israel and something. No, I'm saying like there's not really Monster in the can.
Starting point is 02:19:41 There's something else in the can. It's water. No, no, no. It's all checked. All that stuff is checked. Yeah, it's just for their sponsorship, and you see after the fight a lot of times. They have empty cans they pretend to drink You gotta stay on Twitter dog. You gotta stay on Twitter Yeah, you think you gotta stay on Twitter He's like this is a conspiracy Energy drink
Starting point is 02:19:57 Jones has to say about this DDP's fucked man. That's a monster in that can. Look at that jacket I want a jacket like that. That's the next kiltonium buying a jacket like that How many does he have a bruise thousand bruises sponsored as a thousand of them he puts? So much heart and energy and pride into each one of these things I mean it is so cool in the last one that he had Connor McGregor and Michael Chandler Embroidered like sewed like their images inside of the lining of his jacket. Yeah. But the fight got canceled. So he had it made previously before the fight, just for him, just for him. They just had it stored in his closet. Yeah. He's a wizard. He's the
Starting point is 02:20:34 best ever. He's the greatest announcer in the history of combat sports. Will never be another. There's not even a close second. Yeah. I've known that guy for 25 years or something like that. I've known him forever. I met him in 1997 when he was doing those old UFC's, you know, he manages his brother. Yeah Well, he's the one who figured out how to patent. Let's get ready to rumble and put a trademark on that They sell that shit. They make millions of dollars just from all the rumble ball ball. Yeah Got to everybody loves Bruce Oh, yeah one of the best and
Starting point is 02:21:05 He's just the most exciting announcer ever like when he gets you fired up for like if I was here Give me a little volume. Let me hear this shit All right, Joe. Let's go. Let's get kicked off YouTube fuck it I know a guy I can get us I can get our call removed. Oh Here we go. Come on Izzy. Oh My god, here we go in boy locked in locked in I See I seem clippings that P as he comes in bro. He looks really good man physically. He looks really good Doesn't he look like a little thicker? Yeah, he does
Starting point is 02:21:37 Well, I think he knew this is gonna be a physical fight a lot of the training footage You saw a lot of like heavy inside fighting and heavy grappling not only does he look thicker he looks less Flabby kind of the usual memory of that tit that one time. Yeah, but that was a probably an infection But he was saying I read a thing where he gave up. He was eating uber eats and shit a lot Previous fights and this one he ate super clean to increase his everything damn over each given one fat titty bro dude does not want that especially dude takes his shirt off and fucks people up for a living.
Starting point is 02:22:25 Bro, nightmare. I think I asked him about it one time and he was like a little taken aback. I never want to see this guy win. I don't know why. I'm telling ya, I feel the same way. He's so heelish. He's a natural to me. I just want to root against him. He's a tough son of a bitch. He's awkward as fuck.
Starting point is 02:22:44 And he says the N-word, right? Yeah, he does a problem. He's a tough son of a bitch. Yeah awkward as fun. He says the n-word, right? Yeah Yeah, he does a lot when he's in South Africa and you can say it Are you sure doesn't he? No, I don't think so Nothing in the background Harry. I thought he didn't like Perry doesn't say it anymore. It's frowned upon not anymore You know this but there's a big part of my special Here we go here we go boys here. We go. They hit gloves. Yeah, they did they did they hit gloves I don't like my goodness is gonna charge Be easy clip that's gonna be Clip bro. This is as intense before a fight
Starting point is 02:23:22 Grudge world title One of the greatest ever coming back trying to win the title I just want right now to be the only time is back is against that fat bro. This looks intense Here we go here. We fucking go here. We go come on those gold gloves are pretty dope right? I was thinking this in the gym today I was thinking I wonder if trick us tries to exploit the fact that Izzy is heavy on that left leg sometimes. With kicks, heavy kicks?
Starting point is 02:23:51 Yes. Well, with low kicks, because Alex exploited that. Alex did a lot of chopping at the calves in the first fight in particular, and even in the first round of the second fight. Yeah, I was thinking that right away. But you're not Alex Pierre. Right, he's not. And even in the first round of the second fight. Yeah, I was thinking that right away. But you're not Alex Pierre. Right, he's not. But he is a good kickboxer. And his team is very good at formulating strategies.
Starting point is 02:24:10 They did a really good job of having him fight Southpaw against Whitaker. That was a big factor. Yeah. Because Whitaker seems to have a little bit of a problem with Southpaw's when he gets caught with that right hook. And that's what he caught him with. It rocked him. He caught him with actually almost like a strong jab off the right side. And he had some success against Strickland too. Yeah I want to see if he charges and and chops at those legs in in the middle of the the melees you know Oh nice inside. Oh he's already cutting it off. Yep. Yeah.'s any clip coming in like the first time I saw Jarykus was live and He was charging like a bull. I can't remember. It was like three four fights ago or something. He's tempered that he's tempered that He used to have these blitzes where he would like have his chin up in the air and charge forward
Starting point is 02:24:58 I think though also those were the days where his mouth was Oh that left hook there it is although his mouth was open a lot during those fights cuz oh nice kick to the body He was a cardio prom too because he had a completely destroyed nose Yeah, so he got his nose reconstructed and now he could breathe out of his nose and since then he's looked amazing Duplessis has a car. Oh, he did that was good He could only bring breathe six percent out of his nose, which I thought was bullshit But then he got it fixed and I'm a fucker as cardio. Yeah, that was a nice high kick by trick is right there Is he blocked to be see is he's got that right hand up higher now
Starting point is 02:25:31 We just it's so fucking hard and he's a dog dude. He's a dog. I mean he's trying to kill you old dog Yeah, and he's really hard to hurt man like in this trickling fight. Oh nice low kick by Izzy Tony thought DDP said the Where I saw clip of him on Twitter something different He I think he said something about being like the first African champion. No, he definitely did that He said that he went on that rant. Yeah, well is he said that to him? Yeah. Yeah, what's up? Like he did I was holding the mic. I remember the microphone remember the N word yeah as he was yes it was awkward he's like my African brother he goes he goes I'm no brother of yours oh I interest I just googled it it's cuz Otis Anya called him the N word yeah
Starting point is 02:26:23 sorry about that are you rooting for him? You should root for him just because you feel bad. No, Izzy watches Kill Tony every Monday. Yeah, Izzy's the man. He loves it. He loves it. He posts about it and everything. He looks good, man. He looks good. You see that take down defense?
Starting point is 02:26:39 And from this distance, this is Izzy at his very best. All day, brother. He's the master at this. Oh, man. He's also the master at timing and his kickboxing is super technical He's setting things up all the like he's setting things up all the time I love do you think he locked up Alex bro? How wild wild wild? I mean he's moving away from these big shots So instead of staying there like Sean does a nice low kick there by trickers
Starting point is 02:27:06 It's that he's standing there like Sean does is he's on his bike. Yep And he looks real good. It's real good on the outside. It's focused. Oh, but that that high kick is sneaky as fuck, man He's done that a couple Good combo by Izzy nice combo. I was gotta be careful for that left high kick man because Drickus is sneaky with that shit and is he's blocking with one hand which we don't realize you is trouble man Well, it's trouble when drickus throws that left. Oh, we heard him with that right hand. Oh Another low kick. Oh, oh get off the fucking fence. Yeah, exactly. He just shook his head, which is never good That means it hurt. He just low kicks him again. Yeah, you're right Joe
Starting point is 02:27:48 I mean, that's what I would do If I was in his corner, I would say you look at the Alex fight two fights in a row He had real problems. Oh nice uppercut great uppercut nice that high guards perfect frizzy and that kick to the bodies Oh, there's that left kick again. This motherfucker can kick better than I thought. Bro, he's sneaky with that left. Yeah, he is. He's sneaky. That thing's coming over the top fast.
Starting point is 02:28:10 And the motherfucker takes a shot too. Oh, there's that left again. Yeah, but Izzy's starting to feel himself now. But here's the thing, brother. When you get those on the forearm, it fucks your arm up so bad. Ooh, nice right hand to the rod. You gotta have two hands on it. You gotta have two hands on it.
Starting point is 02:28:24 It's gonna break your forearm. It can break your forearm, for sure. Oh nice right. That's why I'm saying you gotta have two hands on another one I have two hands on skin. I like your form it can break your phone. Yes Oh, we chopped at the leg again those kicks is motherfucker. See that blitz is what's gonna get him fucked up I'm gonna knock the fuck out. Yeah, that's what we want There it is again the high kick bro. That left high kick is sneaky You promise is you don't start to do also just holding pads Getting kicked by those sucks Yeah If you take three four of those in the meat of your forearm you think your leg goes numb the thing about your leg going
Starting point is 02:28:51 Numbs you got to walk on it your arm. You're still moving around, but you might be in fucking agony You got a shin slamming into your forearm. Oh, is he's doing is this that that? All is he's doing is this so that that This like this you got to do like this and you want to catch on the side of the bone and then this Soften's it so it's like cool The worst thing you got is this this because if you go like one hand gonna break snap that shit snap that shit So many guys have gotten their forearm snapped by catching a kick remember Frank Shamrock and Cunley bro snap his arms just snapped It's it happened so often. Oh my god this fight. He's thick this fight so exciting. I had to uncross my legs I want you guys to get married and me too me too
Starting point is 02:29:45 Let's go. We just need her on board You will be my bitch. I just need her on board. She's gonna make you were a dog collar son She's gonna make you word. She don't peg you she's unbelievable in real life like she got upgraded to yeah, we go She got upgraded too, yeah. Here we go. Well. Upgraded? I mean. What do you mean?
Starting point is 02:30:04 She got a BBO? No comment. No, no, no. That would be fucking dope. That would be ridiculous. That's not necessary. That's a Hall of Famer you're talking about there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 02:30:12 Now that landed. A lot of energy. Yeah, but listen, man. Oh, that's a nice low kick there, dude. That was a quick. My fucker kicking. Especially that left leg. That left leg.
Starting point is 02:30:22 Low kick and high is very dangerous. That first round's tough to score yeah, that's a fight. I'll tell you that is a fight Nice Great good movement Take down hold up hold up hold up hold up right we right back Hold up hold up hold up hold up right we right back Almost hand fight and fight and stand up bud and fight stand up check. This is such a fucking bull man. He's such a bull Yeah, the back you have to see but he has a killer rear naked choke. Oh, he's got the back Yeah, he's on top son this is bad. This is real bad.
Starting point is 02:31:06 He's gonna have to give his back again and stand up. He's gonna have to get up to his feet. He's gonna stop the ground and pound. He can't be flattened out. This is terrible. This is terrible. Oh no. Bad shots. Oh no, he hasn't. Oh no, he's turning. He's turning. We're good, baby. This is not good, dude. There's not a lot of time.
Starting point is 02:31:22 3.30 to go. Oh no. Oh no, no, no. no. It's on the chin. Oh no, he's good. Yeah! Oh, he's on top. Oh, back up. Back his ass up. Come get some! Show him who you are! Come get some, baby. This is when you go. That's right, Izzy. Let's go. He's tired. No, no. Nice try. He's in trouble. Nice try. He ain't kicking you in the dick, bro. No, no, no. He kicked him in the body. Yes, sir! He's tired. He's tired. He's tired as fuck.'m not kicking you in the dick nice. He kicks in the body. Yes, sir He's tired. He tired his fuck. Let's go is he he burned out a lot of energy trying to finish that
Starting point is 02:31:54 He almost had that shit. I was worried. Oh Oh good movements Slow now, yeah, he's tired. He's very tired this round. Yeah, that Charlie Brown is happening a lot of time Oh a lot of time uppercuts that day is the uppercut by oh right. Oh good counter by trick You got oh my god. Oh my god Fucking take down. Yeah, but 230 we're only halfway to this round kids. Oh, he's Grabbing the fence. Oh, don't grab the fence! Why not? Because it's a point. I don't even see the ref.
Starting point is 02:32:27 Now they give warnings, don't they? They should take a point. I agree, but they don't. Okay, he's almost up. He's almost up. Drekas is tired, son. He's exhausted. He's tired. I would just be elbowing him in the face.
Starting point is 02:32:36 Oh! He landed that. No, he did land it. Twice! You had a little cheeky punch. Oh look, he's up! He's up! He's up! He's up! He's up! He's up! Drekas is too tired to pull this off. Right, he's not even- His punches don't even have nothing behind them. No, he's up. He's up. He's up. He's up He's up. He's up drink is too tired to pull this off, right? He's not even his punches
Starting point is 02:32:46 Don't leave it. No, he's exhausted trick is he's exhausted. Get off. It's a dog though. Got you know, you got a hand fight. Don't The time kill this is this is making drink is exhausted. Yeah. Yeah super exhausted is he's tired too, though Look at that. Look at Drikas taking some deep ass fucking breaths son. They both are. They both are. Bro this is tough. This is tough. Come on. Up, up, up, up. He's up, he's up, he's up. Turn. Does he have the energy to slam? Bro, 1.30 to go is a long ass time. A lot of things can happen at 1.30. Don't. Go Kameera, get quick, get clear, get clear, hand fight. pick a hip and fucking go bud violent elbows he's got to get out of this position turn under taking down again no take it down no yep there it is again
Starting point is 02:33:35 oh he's up almost nope this is exhausting for Izzy too he's exhausted now you're carrying that weight yeah he's got to make sure he doesn't give up his back boy standing up Don't let him get those hooks in the rest in here. He's almost up He's up. He's up. He's up. He's tied around that waist though get deep pummel Get those hands free He needs to turn into them. Them track is this fucking he's a dog dude. Yeah, he is He's exhausted. He's exhausted.
Starting point is 02:34:08 Oh! Does he not have the like, Oh left hook! Oh oh oh oh! Get out of there. That was a good left hook. Well now he's starting to get some power back in those punches. Cause he got some rest.
Starting point is 02:34:17 Oh here we go. Now turn! Ugh, god. Alright, get free, get free. Come come on 29 seconds pummel in Get that underhook in it. Oh Look at this around the head. That's always fun. Oh My god fucking hate this. Oh your market. Oh your market Chad now. He's on him It's not accomplished. Don't hate them with player kids hate the game
Starting point is 02:34:46 accomplice don't hate the player kids hate the game listen this is an exhausting round we're only in round two kids yeah only in round two and this fights crazy when the last time we seen duplices in the water Sean Strickland thought he lost him but that was the first time he went five rounds yeah right with the new nose too, right? Wow, this is a fight. He starts with this is a fight son. Yeah, this is a fight son I like his these chances though. Well, they do he's more comfortable in the striking exchanges If he don't sit down in the corner, you know, well, he's also been kicking the legs a bunch. Sometimes you don't want to sit down Mmm, you're better off standing up you have it one one. I Don't know cuz we're talking a lot shit. I'm trying to delete my bias
Starting point is 02:35:30 I got it. I don't think this fight's going to be kids Yeah, no if I had a bet right now if I had a bet right now I don't think this fights go in the distance no me neither no chance I think the puzzles getting knocked out this round. I guess one one I guess I try kiss that round I think the puzzles getting knocked out this round. I guess one one. I guess I strike is that Trachas almost got that rear naked in that last round round. You can't discount this right here. No, this is nasty, dude This is a philcrum choke if he has that left forearm on the back of the shoulder like Khabib did to Connor This is a nasty choke man This is a nasty choke man. It's all of this
Starting point is 02:36:09 Chen all that came from that desperate ankle pick that dive and ankle pick. Yeah. Yep. Well, I mean the guy's a dog He's getting lit up on the plus you'd have to give DDP that round cuz he didn't do much. Yeah Yeah, the fuck was that I never called him DDP before I feel like I'm cheating on Dallas diamond page diamond diamond Do you call him Dallas diamond? Nice front kick to the body Is he looks in good shape those kicks to the body or fucking him up too, man That's the one that he tried to claim was a low. Yes, be careful. Oh, it's DDP a star blitz in his ass. I Want him to blitz that's what's gonna get him fun. You too. I just don't want him to blitz with Izzy's back on the fence. Correct. Where's he? He can't go anywhere. That's trouble.
Starting point is 02:36:49 So the more the fight stays in this distance, the more it really favors Izzy, especially as Izzy is the more technical guy and he looks fresher right now to me. And Izzy's now he's starting to work the feints and all that in his bag right now. Yes sir. Oh yeah. He looks good now. He looks good now. Oh, Drakas is body shot. There you go. He looks good now.
Starting point is 02:37:05 Oh, Drekas is in trouble. Yeah, he's stumbling all over. Izzy's feeling it. He's about to get a leg kick here. He's teeing off. Oh, those kicks are coming slower now. Oh, Izzy's looking for the big shots. I like that.
Starting point is 02:37:15 He's looking for the big shots. And now he switches southpaw. I love it. I love it. Give him different left hits. Oh, head kick. Let's go. And then we're again, we're only in the third round boys oh I like is he staying there when he closes the distance
Starting point is 02:37:39 whoo checkers has not done much this round kids. He's exhausted. He's exhausted Oh, look at these not even like that. That's showing that old head down that one Just hit shoulder. That was just flat. Oh nice rip to the body There is technique looks to know and is he keeps Part by the pick you apart. He's picking them apart. Come on, and he's he's fucking up his body And is he keeps? The pick you apart he's picking him apart come on and he's he's fucking up his body I don't Trevor Noah some way just conflicted If you work for the that show you get canceled for watching this yeah, it's frowned upon you're encouraging violence Cancel for watching this yeah, it's frowned upon you're encouraging violence
Starting point is 02:38:30 Drakas has lost a lot of steam off of his shots and Izzy has not He got caught with left hand there He got caught he got caught with left hand there. He got caught. He got caught with left hand. Stay controlled Izzy. Don't let him close the distance. Another strong low kick. Let's go champ. Oh Jesus Christ. God that technique's so bad, but it's landed. Yeah, but the thing is like Izzy let him catch him there. I agree. Whoo. Use that jab. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, he got hit again. the right hand and I was up dog yeah but it still hit his hand while his hand was in front of his head that's big that's big that's big come on he's exhausted let's go but is he's a little tired to here kid there he is but he looks better
Starting point is 02:39:19 oh nice right hand yeah is he's like third round tire this guy's like five fifth round time yeah Yeah, he is Well, look how he does everything he does. He does as hard as he can every punch He throws he throws as hard as he can possibly a fucking problem Yeah, it's but it's also why the gas tank runs dry. Oh nice right hand. Oh Oh is he's got the timing down. Yeah, look how you boys. Oh, oh down yeah look how you boys oh oh that uppercuts there's timings up see I don't like we're gonna stay there and trade no no like is he shot the problem is when he gets tired if he moves back and he just takes just a little too much time
Starting point is 02:39:55 mm-hmm and then drick is blitz like that like if he gets hit with one of those yep those are tricky yeah heavy they're fucking slow but they're fucking heavy oh that's a nice low kick by trickus He still keeps chopping at that fucking right leg. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness come on That's what he put on the brakes and hit his ass, bro. I'm worried about those fucking hammers It's like so close to his fucking grill. Yeah You gotta appreciate that guy's grit. You don't got the juice. Oh that left hook the body was nasty Oh, he took a big deep breath. Oh right hand is he going to those body shots are fucking him up. It's investment. Yep
Starting point is 02:40:34 Andy's out of breath getting hit in the word. He's getting beat up man. These shots all count, you know He's like chipping away at him chipping away at him oh Jesus it's like a trick is like a push he is a dog yeah he's fucking dog nice inside low kick now he's not stopping this definitely is he's round such a crazy strategy right just put your head down and wing punches wild and become world champion He's He's a fucking dog so it's not over yeah, it's not over man because he's gonna recover for sure That's the clearest round me. It's clearly is he clearly is he now is he the momentum is also clearly on Izzy side Right you probably say to one Izzy if you're just balls deep on DDP say 2-1 DDP
Starting point is 02:41:27 The the turn of the tide is definitely is yes He's getting teed on and he's getting a lot of rips to the body He's not French It's why you gotta stay off Twitter, oh South African He's French I might give the casual of casuals This is the whole deal with this fight is a battle for Africa but oh you fuck up we Brian think we friends is in Drekka's duplicy here we go round four kids championship rounds let's! I am out of breath, give me some mayonnaise! Oh no!
Starting point is 02:42:26 Oh no! How about a Bordeaux in between rounds? In between rounds? This French guy's tough! This French guy! His name drew me off! I thought he was from France! He's making trouble in the board!
Starting point is 02:42:42 Even though 10 minutes ago he was making trouble, no joke! I heard this French guy drop an bumps the other day. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Izzy just had a beautiful combination. Nice sprawl. Oh, he's got the DDT on him. What a sprawl. He's dead. Now we cookin', baby. He's dead.
Starting point is 02:42:51 He's out of breath. He doesn't even want it. Let his ass up. He doesn't even want it. Trekkas is in real trouble. Let's go. He DDT, DDP. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:42:59 This is exciting. This is the old style Bender kids. Yes, sir. Give him the feints. Give him the feints. Yep. There you it to you. Let's go. My god. This is exciting. This is the old style bender Give him the faints. Yeah, there you go is This is the style bender of old kids. Yeah, you're about to learn today
Starting point is 02:43:14 Oh boy, see that nose. I'm in here with somebody that's not on my level. Well, it's also a guy that's compromised You've been beating them up and chipping away at him and now you're fresher and he's dying He's like taking big lunging shots at you and that's the game plan. That's championship shit man Yeah, especially for Izzy style like oh nice kick to the body. Oh nasty Cut oh my goodness you with that apartheid The Mandela effect, yeah The Mandela effect, yeah He looks good dude, he looks good Let's get just DDP I got a lot of those gold gloves. I got so I do too man
Starting point is 02:43:52 He looks gotta say those gold gloves look fresh. I Want easy to win so bad so he can fight Strickland He's gonna fight again man. I guarantee they're gonna fight again. Oh, yeah, they're gonna fight again. He what he need that one back Yep. Yeah. Well, I just don't think he realized how good Strickland was. That's my feeling the few things I think he didn't realize how good he was overlooked him There's also drinking and then also all the fights title fights realize like heavy lights the crown when you when you hold the title You gotta do more media Pressure's on you one of the UFC history's ever like utilize the Philly shell
Starting point is 02:44:25 The way Strickland fights is very unique The pressure's on you. But also, no one in UFC history has ever utilized the Philly shell. He's probably never even seen that before. The way Strickland fights is very unique. And that front kick to the body is also a real problem. He throws you off with that front kick to the body. He does it up that front leg whenever you settle. Strickland's good, man. Strickland's really fucking good. And his fucking cardio's off the charts.
Starting point is 02:44:44 He spars so much Well think about Strickland like we know how hard Daddy oh is he caught him with that right? DDP hits and sure can just stood in there toe-to-toe. Yep It's all good his defenses and that's all tough. He is I don't know because they're extended barely touched out of Sonia tonight Yeah, barely. It's wild. A lot of effective low kicks. Holy, is he just fucking up his body too. I love the body shots. Just drain that cardio. Yeah, just move and get caught all the way though.
Starting point is 02:45:12 It's incredible how he does that. He's got the timing down. One of the most beautiful pieces of art. Does it land? The thing is the guy never stops swinging, man. And it's like if you're tired at all and you're in these exchanges, it's fucking dangerous, man. If I was in his corner, I'd be chewing on my fingernails like get out of there Don't stand in front of that guy also with Izzy making a miss nothing Deplete your fucking energy source more than fucking swinging. Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude Why does missing make you more tired than hitting? Because you have to pull your arm back. Yeah, the
Starting point is 02:45:44 Dude oh Because you have to pull your arm back yeah, dude, oh my god, oh my god Oh my god, oh my god. He heard him dude. He heard. Oh shit. He might have this. Oh, no. He has it Drekas is a fucking animal dude tough motherfucker. He's a fucking animal. Holy shit. I was saying that those punches even though he's exhausted you can't be in those exchanges. You're gonna get clipped. If you get clipped you're in real trouble. Fuck. He got hit with those big right hands man. He got rocked with those right hands. This makes me feel like America lost a war or something. Wow. Like I just fucking hate how this feels. Fuck. Yeah, I don't feel great. I guarantee you win. I
Starting point is 02:46:30 remember one time when I was a kid, I was a big Donald Curry fan. You remember Donald Curry? Donald Curry was a welterweight boxing champion. Okay. And he fought Milton McCrory, who was like his big rival. Milton McCrory was a like his big rival Milton McCrory was a bad motherfucker too and McCrory hit him with a no Mike McCallum, excuse me the body snatcher They called him Mike McCallum cuz Donald Currie just knocked out Milton McCrory this spectacular fight And then he fights McCallum McCallum hit him with a left hook to the body and a left hook to the chin And he went out cold lying flat on his back and I couldn't take it. I had to go running. I had to leave my house.
Starting point is 02:47:07 I had to go running. I was just so fucked up over it. I said to myself, I'm never going to get that fucked up over someone fighting. Yeah, that's how I feel. But I want to eat instead of run. Bro. So here it is. It's the punches.
Starting point is 02:47:20 It's a weird thing because Izzy was look at this though dominating but but still in these wild exchanges That guy's got the heart to catch you his heart Look at this right here boom and then boom these are big shots when you're tired And it's the fourth round and then he gets his fucking back man Crazy he won. I don't know what organization it was, but I was looking at his record recently No, he won from six of his first seven fights with that rear naked. Yeah. No, he comes from a tough organization But literally like almost all of his first fights he won by rear naked This is I found it so interesting because I've never seen him even a fight like that the last few fights
Starting point is 02:47:58 He's a weird one. Do you look tell? No, he got Darren telling a real reneged joke recently But he's a weird as you look look at it like what does he do? Well, you're like well. He's very awkward. He has no quit in him Very awkward no quit. We say our technically like super durable takes a great shot and Amazing heart won't quit. Yes. I mean he got pissed up I mean look like he even rocked his ear anything like is he was just confused about what no no he rocked him You rock yeah, those are big right hands acting like that dude. Those are big right hands Those are they they they caught him right on the side of the head and then hit him with two in a row
Starting point is 02:48:31 He punches with the back of his hand. No, he doesn't like this. He's doing it like this. He's hitting with the knuckles My Instagram comments on that Izzy post aren't gonna be fun Well, don't read them. Oh, of course do that. No, I Guaranteed Izzy would win though. I really thought he was going to as well. Yeah, but you can't count that guy out This is like the whole thing that I was saying like whenever you have these exchanges You see these winging punches come Izzy's way It's they're dangerous anything can happen and when you're tired and you're not moving back as good as you were in the second Shit happens shit happens. Yeah, especially when a guy has no quit in him.
Starting point is 02:49:05 Yeah. Look at that, man. I mean, that's a definitive victory. This is what happens when you live vicariously through other grown men. Yeah, you get disappointed, man. But think about this. Strikas is beat. He stopped Whitaker.
Starting point is 02:49:16 He beat Strickland. He's beat Izzy. Not only that, he finished Izzy with a rear naked choke. Nobody's finished- He finished Whitaker. Nobody's finished Izzy like that in a fight ever in the UFC? No one submitted him like that. No, he's been DK. Oh, which was controversial, but no. Yeah, that's crazy I mean, that's a crazy victory
Starting point is 02:49:35 Hard for me to give it up to him. I don't know why are you crazy? I know and it's also I know he's a nice guy. He's never lost to the road. We get along great He's a great guy. Yeah. I'm sure he is look. I give it up to the guy. The guy's a nice guy. He's never lost to a row. You know we get along great. He's a great guy Yeah, I'm sure he is look. I give it up to the guy the guy's a fucking animal Savage I hate him as much as I love is he Let's hear him talk. Yeah, let's hear the fucking you love this stuff. Don't get an accent I Got the date down I got that date down. Bro, he's legit. He's legit.
Starting point is 02:50:11 He's like the Russian from Rocky. Don't you wish that Alex was still at 185? I bet he could go to 205. He's big enough. Oh yeah, he could definitely go to 205. He would get starched up there though. Oh, but wouldn't you love to see him try? Oh, yeah, I mean, that's come on. That's because it's a fucking shark
Starting point is 02:50:28 I mean he can take a shot for sure But can you take a shot from that guy and you take a shot from that guy at 205? Cuz that guy at 205 puts everybody night night everybody goes night night Well, so Strickland's guaranteed Dana said Strickland gets the winner So it's Strickland's next for this then ha or you give Strickland a little money to fight Robert Whitaker and you say come on let's go double champ. No cuz you got Whitaker fighting Homsot. That's right that's right that's happening soon too. But who knows how that's gonna work out. Hopefully Homsot makes the fucking walk. Yeah that's what I was about to say. I mean how many fights as Homs I had to pull out of it what to which is wild two or three and they miss weight on one when he fucked him
Starting point is 02:51:09 home his whole claim to fame was he fought like three in a row uh-huh yeah that was before you got rich and famous yes different and the problem is he's like so revered in the Muslim world you know he's got like that Chechen leader loves him and you know he's the fucking man now he's driving a Mercedes and I'm saying like well here's the here's the question well what does he do well is he was winning the fight he was doing real good doesn't matter the loss you know doesn't you know just got caught he got caught I think is he comes back and I think is he took a lot of time off I think you look real good me too you know maybe he needed more time to prepare Maybe Drekus is just that tough. Or maybe he needed another fight like a tuna fight. We don't do that in the UFC
Starting point is 02:51:51 There's no tuna fights in the UFC son. No come back. Especially when you're that good Yeah, you're fighting the cream of the crop. Yep. And also those guys there's no picnics, you know There's a lot of savage. Why do you get a, do you get get a do you get a? Why do you get to fight the champ? Because he lost the title in his last fight. He's one of the greatest of all time Yeah, he takes time off and it's the most compelling fight other than Strickland and there's a beef there, you know But now Robert Whitaker looks pretty fucking good to Robert Whitaker has to be at Homs that and then he'll get the shot again Yeah, Whitaker has to be at Homs that and then he'll get the shot again Yeah, Whitaker looks Talk and then don't forget Bo Nickle to bone it man Bo Nickle is on the come-up. Oh, yeah, he's got no doubt also
Starting point is 02:52:33 Joe Pfeiffer, how about them apples? Yeah, that guy's fucking terrifying God first team all-violence, bro, somebody Joe Pfeiffer hits so goddamn hard When he fought a fucking power barn might retire what he might retire. He's just said if he decides to retire I just saw him take his gloves off. Is he oh my god I wouldn't be surprised what he cuz with Izzy you're gonna go back in the queue. No All right, let's see what's going on let's see what happens here It might just be just taking his gloves off because the fights over. No, I mean he can't do that No, he does that if these retired look give him time to come with this hug
Starting point is 02:53:17 See there. Okay. He took his okay Just go yeah, they're off but they're not on the ground. Not yet. Yeah, I already knew it was going to be tough, so I wasn't surprised. But I was quite strong in there. I felt strong, able to resist his takedowns. I just made a stupid dumb mistake on the ground, and he adjusted well to the gable grip, and then got me. But I stand by what I said. To my family, I will fight for you forever. I swear to God. No matter what. Well, that's the opposite of a retirement right there That's kudos of the GP all class yeah, yeah all class I Shit But look, I'm 35, I'm doing the right things. And I know all you motherfuckers wanna see me do is you wanna see me down. But watch this, I'm not fucking leaving. I'm not fucking leaving.
Starting point is 02:54:51 I ain't never gonna quit. I can't believe you didn't say it. And let's not forget. That was such a golden opportunity. Is he possibly the greatest post-fight speech of all time? Yeah. When he beat Alex. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 02:55:04 Yeah, it was good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. When he beat Alex. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Boy that shit make me, give me chills. Oh so incredible. That was incredible. I think Connors was better but yeah. They worked it out.
Starting point is 02:55:12 This is cool too. DDP beat a very good Izzy. Very good Izzy. A tuned up Izzy who's ready to go in shape. He's a fucking animal man. DDP's, yeah, he's an animal. He's an animal and he's so durable. He's so, he's a fucking berserker. B berserker and he's so big for the weight class when you're standing next that dude
Starting point is 02:55:29 You can't imagine then he weighs 185. He's so big. I wonder what he weighs now Yeah, I don't know what you even the two where he goes deep in the two two ten. Yeah deep deep deep in the two Yes, he's thick as fuck big. This is cool. I'll tell you what, this is cool. I'm glad they burned this bullshit. I'll tell you what, wouldn't it be good if Izzy went to 205 and fought Alex at 205? No. I don't like that. I don't want to see that. Oh god no.
Starting point is 02:55:53 I don't want to see that. Please don't do that. Alex at 205 is what he's supposed to weigh. Yeah. And at 185 he was starved. Starved and dehydrated and still fucking people up. Alex is... He's a different thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:56:04 He's a problem. Alex is a different thing if dracus goes up to 205 and fights Alex. Oh my goodness Oh my goodness. I'll fly to the moon to commentate that fight Let's see that fight. That's crazy There's so many good fights coming up, but for me the big one that I can't wait for is O'Malley and Marabas an interesting one. Yep There's so many good fights coming up, but for me the big one that I can't wait for is oh Mali and Robb's an interesting one. Yep Bro, how do you keep that? O'Malley keeps up what he did in his last fight if he can look that magical again and again
Starting point is 02:56:47 Then all of a sudden in my opinion he's jumping in the goat conversation real quick. This movie looks good Where he made that guy look in slow motion, yeah, cuz think I beat yawn Alistair over him. Yeah, Marab. Yeah, like we're we talking about it up You said Alistair over me it's you meant man, I'm at Al Jermain sterling What did you do bro this movie looks good? I heard this movie's really good, too You like everything is you eat 250 milligrams of edibles right before you watch this shit Every time you recommend a movie good That's a good movie. You never saw Prometheus great movie great movie son of a bitch Was the last one
Starting point is 02:57:41 Yeah, and that's good too the better it's better even than the last one shit What is it Jamie the last alien movie Prometheus? But the last one was the best one Covenant yes, it's good. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, I love those. I watch any alien movie any predator movie Well, you know, it's good. Surprisingly. It was prey where the I was on a hulu. Yeah, oh was that good surprising? Yeah, like some little bit of suspension of disbelief a little bit a little bit. Oh, yeah, this chicks kicking ass on these aliens I'm out. It's good. That's great. It's good, dude. It's wild. It's a wild movie. Oh, you know they're making apocalypto, too Is Mel Gibson involved? I just not I'm out. I think so you gotta let that crazy motherfucker Give him whiskey, too. Yeah
Starting point is 02:58:26 Don't let it be sober. No, I'm good. Wow Mel Gibson you'd make a fucking movie son passion the cries Well, the sequel to passion of the Christ would be sweet the fucking yeah the story of a fucking like What would that be like in the modern-day world? It's a crazy fucking we just you tell us you tell the story of one of the other motherfuckers that was being crucified that is that story is the test of how much you believe time about oh, yeah Yeah, how much you believe do you believe you came back from the dead? Really you don't see any fake trailers god damn it these a GI mother fuck ACI whatever I overheard
Starting point is 02:59:02 Yeah, I overheard so it's a one athletic greens These motherfuckers Other is what is it? What is that it's called Badlands He's not talking a predator in 1790 But it's similar to that just not a sequel it's called Badlands. Is it in the same time period? I don't know It's the same director
Starting point is 02:59:37 There was good man pray was good. I'll watch that to check it out Tony which what kind of movies you like you don't like predator movies and alien movies. I like crazy shit I rewatched hereditary. Oh, I like all the classics. Have you seen hereditary before with that? Oh, it's like one of these fucking creepy fucking creepy scary movies It's like really creepy and I like that. What is the midsummer? It's from the same guy that made midsummer 824 people. Oh, what's hereditary? Oh, it's what's it about? Well, it's hard to describe that creepy ass little girl. Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty much about her Kind of why is it always little girls scare the shit out of you when they're evil? Well, look at my face on this one
Starting point is 03:00:18 I mean Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yeah Every single person she's a good actress too. Every single person after this movie like googled like is this girl really? evil regarded Regarded is she like special Oh regarded her face But regarded we're like what is he said we're listening to the code that you did give us the fucking password for What's the code? She's regarded she really have the weird face or is it you know is what we say a regard she grew up though was the was that movie that came out recently about that little girl was a vampire and the
Starting point is 03:01:02 People were they kidnapped this little girl They thought that they were gonna get paid to like oh Yeah, it's like a game that they play they they bring people in to kidnap. That's right that she could fuck them up later That's right. Tell you what I'm excited about that Abigail. That's a fun movie. That's a fun We've seen it you seen the whole thing Abigail. Yeah, I love these movies Abigail's fun. Have you seen the trailer for the new Beetlejuice yet? No. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 03:01:29 Oh my God. It's actually, this is like the first time I've been excited for a movie since the last Tarantino movie. Really? I'm with him on this, I love Beetlejuice. You haven't seen it? Michael Keaton's back.
Starting point is 03:01:40 You can't watch it, Keaton. And that Jenny Ortega from, she did, she played Wednesday. Oh yeah yeah yeah. She's in it too. Oh okay. One of the writers in it. We can see the trailer as long as we don't see it on camera, as long as we don't hear it out loud.
Starting point is 03:01:54 Well the music kind of, you have to picture Tim Burton music throughout all this, like creepy powerful. But he's, he is the master at creating a very specific aesthetic. The best. Yeah. Is that Winona Ryder? Watch this, look at that motherfucker, you're damn right. He's he is the master at creating a very specific aesthetic the best yeah, so what on a rider This look at that motherfucker you damn right? It'll just feel older CGI they can do a lot of shit. Yeah make you exactly used to look like Did I feel so I felt so bad for that guy when I saw the movie as a kid when the lady shrunk his head again Did you I felt real bad for him?
Starting point is 03:02:25 I was like why you just be quiet. Yeah. Yeah, I thought you deserved it. Do the original Beetlejuice is fucking amazing If you rewatch it, there's so many cool fucking things hidden in the beginning and stuff that come back later Imagine Tim Burton pitching Edward scissorhands wild Okay, so it's Johnny Depp handsome skyomest guy I know, we're gonna make him look goofy and we're gonna give him scissors for fingers. Wow. It's really frustrating because he cuts everybody. Yeah. What? The movie's so good. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a metaphor on how we hurt the people we love the most.
Starting point is 03:02:56 Oh is that what it's about? I don't know. I think it's a burden, you know? He wants to hug you but he can't because it'll hurt you. I don't even remember the movie, it's been so long since I've seen it. He's dressed all weird and he starts cutting all the girls here. I mean was it good fuck it Unbelievably good yeah classic crazy good yeah Like the whole fucking way through Tim Burton was on a I know but imagine like three team pitching that Imagine if you're like an investor you like what the fuck are you talking? Oh? That's the thing is like a superhero movie god damn I want you Avengers beetle juice is the real og version of that because it's like you can never pitch anybody Beetlejuice today
Starting point is 03:03:30 That's one of these things that happens online. It's a fake one. Oh, Timothy Shalimeh. That's real because there's multiple photos Photos and someone is trying to click bait Yes, I haven't heard of it. Is it a real thing? Tim Burton did Beetlejuice and then Nightmare before Christmas is fine But that's how creative people can get they can find enough stuff out there to create a fake trailer That makes it look like it's a real movie. Hey, Jimmy. What was the deal with that rough? Did you ever find out? Judge yeah, well that was a terrible car. Yeah, if I was a terrible card I gave all three rounds to tie and
Starting point is 03:04:04 Car yeah, if I was a terrible card gave all three rounds to tie and Rosenstrike was teeing off on him Those fake trailers they got Callan's old ass. He came with me. He's like, dude. Do you see Conor McGregor? Dude? I'm like what he's like, he's the new Popeye. I'm like they're making a Popeye movies like you don't seen the trailer like no He showed to me like you're a fucking moron. He's a terrible actor What was that movie road show roadhouse? Leave this terrible kind of riggers pop. Oh my god count that that's actually it's actually yeah, I'm feeling I'm in Why don't they make this? Connor they should make this Connor if I was your manager. I'd say fuck the Chandler fight. No I am into this
Starting point is 03:04:44 Yeah, let's go these scenes are from Roadhouse What shut the fuck up? For me, I know Roadhouse we don't know Shane has a great joke That's super AI Shane's joke about Connor amazing. Oh so fucking fun, but you can do a lot of CGI stuff and make me believe They got I mean countless. Yeah, all well I mean pretty much we don't get to the point where you can just make the movie you can just make the movie well You know that's why Tyler Perry shut down a studio
Starting point is 03:05:13 Tyler Perry was in the middle of making an eight hundred million dollar production studio And he saw Sora saw a demonstration of the new AI The ability to like you just put in a prompt and they show you've seen the videos of Sora You see no like Jack we played it in the dream room Yeah, like Duncan wouldn't stop talking about incredible the the the Tokyo in the snow was not he showed me it's insane Yes, while so he shut down a studio. He's like hold up I'm gonna pause because I'm not gonna need that I'm not gonna need all this crazy shit shit Everything's gonna be done inside of a computer
Starting point is 03:05:46 Maybe or he showed down studios cuz people weren't watching dress up as a lady anymore, but they are Yeah, he's not born broke anytime soon. They are those things sell those things still slap. Oh, yeah Oh, there's a market for that. Is there? Yeah Listen very popular movie on Amazon. I think there you go. There's a market for everything I'm just something else as shows. He has a bunch of show. Yeah Yeah, so he saw that he was like that's a wrap. I Mean, why would you spend eight hundred million dollars in some antiquated shit if a computer program comes along next year? And then you could do it on your laptop. Yeah, you have the expensive studio. I mean this new shit
Starting point is 03:06:22 I'll tell you what I did the other day something something I like to do once every five years at least. I fucking did Dark Side of the Moon with Wizard of Oz. Incredible. Have you seen this? The fuck you talking about? It's one of the greatest anomalies and coincidences in the history of art. What are you talking about? You don't know about this? No. If you hit start on Dark Side of the Moon on the second roar of the MGM Lion of Wizard of Oz and you turn the audio of Wizard of Oz all the way down and Dark Side of the Moon all
Starting point is 03:06:49 The way up it matches. It's a crazy fucking visual thing. It matches exactly Yeah, it matches in this weird way lyrics be it syncs up Dark Side of the Rainbow also knows Dark Side of Oz or the Wizard of Floyd is a pairing of the 1973 Pink Floyd album dark side of the moon with the 1939 film with a Wizard of Oz This produces numerous moments of apparent synchronicity where the film and the album appear to correspond members of Pink Floyd and dark side of the moon engineer Alan Parsons denied any Intent to connect the album to the film I asked Roger Waters about it and they get asked all the time about this
Starting point is 03:07:25 But it seems like they made it to sink up half they didn't the coincidences are insane It's nuts. It's I think it's proof of the simulation. Yep. I think so, too I when I was rewatching it the other day. I was positive of it positive of it There's a lot of stuff that makes me think like this isn't real Yeah You know like these really smart people that understand this in a level that I'm not really capable of. Like Elon says, the chances of this not being a simulation are one in billions, billions. Yeah. And he's a smart guy. But I only hear rich people saying we're in a simulation.
Starting point is 03:08:00 Like a lady working at McDonald's with four kids, they'd be like, this is a simulation. Listen, the kid working in the cobalt mine in the Congo wishes he worked at McDonald's. Yeah. Right. That would be the simulation. Oh my God. Free fish and chips. Yeah. You know, fish and chips, whatever. I told you I had a cheat day today. I ate two filet of fish and a spicy chicken sandwich at McDonald's. It's run solid cheat day. How'd you feel? Terrible I worked out like a werewolf after that try to burn that shit off What did I do? You eat bread in like a year? Yeah, I barely do but today I did today I went off. I had a piece of bread. We went to eat too. I didn't give a fuck
Starting point is 03:08:38 You bite that bitch to onion rings to a three Man that steak was fucking awesome. Yeah three forks shout out to three forks. You can't have a bad restaurant in Austin. It's very rare man. You can't you won't survive. They don't last long. There's too many good ones. There's too many bad ones.
Starting point is 03:08:56 Well even there's a fucking taco cart across from the mothership. Oh it's bomb. Unbelievable. Bomb diggity. You got good pizza out here though? There are places out here there are places I hear I have not been yeah But there's there's a bunch of places if you google it There's like some high-end places that make some badass music yet to find like an a1 top-tier sandwich
Starting point is 03:09:18 Oh, we got those yeah, yeah Oh, you have a don't you have a funugis out here something like that? What's that one that Callum? Yeah? No, no, no, no, it's something like that right scarfs That's my go-to Talking about someone the level of like like Italian deli's like you ever eat it like ghost sando in a in LA No that like that Sando in a in LA no that like that How about my man Giovanni that we had cater kill Tony that was
Starting point is 03:09:56 Dude from G&R's deli I say post about it. He's got his own place now in White Plains good Insane I didn't need all day just so I could eat his sandwiches on Saturday night. I just decided not to eat Snarfs is the best sandwich. I've had a hot second though. They're very good. I'll eat that shit. No, no, it's not bad at all You know, he's got great sandwiches Joe DeRosa. Oh Yeah, his spots out here, too. He's making a spot out here. He had a pop-up when Tower was going on. He did a pop-up the comic. Yeah. Yeah, brought us some sandwiches He's got a great sandwich shop in New York City Joey roses really good Good really good big-ass fucking sandwiches, too. Have you found good chicken wings out here? Oh, yeah What's that place you get delivered? It's called the BBQ chicken. They have one in LA, too
Starting point is 03:10:36 You told me about that bomb ass Korean place. That's what I'm talking about. No the late-night place What is it called so ha oh so high no you told me about I told you about so Yes, oh, that's right, but that's not chicken wings. No no no, but it's Korean. It's awesome Amazing David Lucas knows the best chicken wings, but nice BBQ chickens the best chicken wings Period you know Yeah No crusty over breaded ones get the fuck out of here this You know what's a chain that I can't- Those ones that you get all the time? Yeah. No, that does not. No? Those crusty over breaded ones get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 03:11:06 Wow. What do you want to say, Joe? Gusses. I didn't know gusses was a chain. Gusses is incredible. That's fine. No, gusses is great for our chicken. Incredible.
Starting point is 03:11:14 The last time I got gusses it wasn't as good. I think by the time it got to you it was cooled off, that's why. But they bet about 90%. But gusses- But when you get it in gusses, it's hot. That's what you want. They don't have wings though, they just have like fried chicken. Yeah, but they have fried pickles, but it's great Lucy's I think it is Lucy's fried chicken here. Have you tried that?
Starting point is 03:11:32 Yeah, this is good. I mean, I haven't tried all the fried chicken. I'm I tried that Egyptian barbecue place KG barbecue Egyptian oh, yeah, it's a food truck. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's attached to the little brewery. Yeah I went there with Action Bronson. Oh and Golden Chicken makes decent wings. They got this, I don't know what they call it, crack crack crack sprinkle crack. Some kind of seasoning that they do. It's awesome. There's so many good restaurants. There's no bad food. Bro there's a seafood spot out here called Mongers. Oh, that place is great. Mongers is good? Mongers is great. Best crab cakes I've had outside of Maryland.
Starting point is 03:12:08 Oh, you've got to go to Jay Carvers and get the crab cakes. Where? Jay Carvers has the best crab cakes. Not that Mongers aren't great, but Jay Carvers are off the charts. Best crab cakes I've ever had. I've only been to Jay Carvers once without you. It's great. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 03:12:24 Check it out. You can't get bad food out here. If you're in a town that has bad restaurants, that sucks. If you want to go on a hot dinner date, you got to go two hours. But where has bad, I guess, middle America maybe? Like Iowa? No, bro. Go to Vermont, you'll starve to death. It's like, it's like-
Starting point is 03:12:44 White people food. I asked the dude, I was like, yo, what's good. Yeah. It's like, it's no, it's like- White people food. I asked the dude, I was like, yo, what's good out here? He was like, pot pies. No, it was like some kind of steamed sa- Steamed clams or something? No, it was like steamed sandwich. Yeah. They like, they like steamed, they like put cheese on something and steam it.
Starting point is 03:12:58 I'm out. Bro, it's only warm there for a day. Yeah. You can't stay in a place that's that cold. Best steakhouse I've ever been to is in Oklahoma, Oklahoma City. Really? Yep. Best take house ever. Hands down. I'm really what's it called? Something rep. Have you been to that place in Vegas? Bazaar Meats? Yeah. You might change your fucking mind.
Starting point is 03:13:16 That's the top of the pile for me. Oh, the name. Good call. You're real smart. Where was that place we went? Bazaar Meats, the top of the pile. Was that in Omaha, that one place we went to a crazy steakhouse? Bazaar, like B-A-Z-Z-A-R, not B-I-Z. Not Bazaar, like how Bazaar? No, like a Bazaar, like a shop. Oh, gotcha. I thought it was like Bazaar Meats. No, no, no.
Starting point is 03:13:40 We're getting wacky. We have zebra. No, it's that guy, Jose And that famous chef. Oh, it's incredible It's all Argentine style. So they have like hardwoods burning and the steaks are like on these grills. He runs lower No, okay. That's a chew. Oscar. Yeah, that's Brazilian. Yeah, that's like Cow they have that like Older cow mature cow. Yeah, they like the milk cows like by the way who dresses better than Dean Thomas Yeah, Dean is the best dresser in all of MMA. He's always got some stylish shit on and it's pretty good Look at him. My man rocking the ascot Dean Dima rock a turtleneck
Starting point is 03:14:17 Always he's always got some slick shit on he's great You can only ask what do you think about Khalil roundtree? Great fight fighting Alex. That's crazy. Entertainment wise. It's great You can only guess what do you think about Khalil roundtree great fight fighting Alex. That's crazy Entertainment wise it's great and he's won five in a row It's a fun or fight for Alex just built keeps building him and after that the his last fight You know like when you see Khalil just keeps getting better just keeps getting better love Khalil such a good person He's great guy. I just had him on recently. Yeah that fight. That's a big ass fight man huge fight for Cuz remember he's gonna be the co-main event on a Connor card. He gets busted Connor Connor falls out Yeah, and now also she's fighting for the title in Salt Lake City by the way who saved more cards than Alex legend
Starting point is 03:14:59 That's why is my pound for pound number one. He keeps sent like they just keep having him save these cards card goes south who wants to defend the title Alex like trauma doesn't speak English whatever that's right and he's one of the biggest stars in the sport yeah doesn't speak like you don't have to speak English in this sport like all that shit talking is great but if you can just flatline every motherfucker that's in front of you have to be a knockout artist though right have to be right lining dudes can't be a grappler. Right, right, right. Like when Floyd Mayweather was making all those pay-per-view dollars, even though he's winning by decision, just everybody wanted to see him lose. He had talked so much shit, got people so riled up that everybody bought it and he would just
Starting point is 03:15:37 smartly box his way to a victory. He didn't care. But it kept working. Yeah. Kept working. He'd get people so riled up. Yeah. Because he realized like people want to see you lose. It's just as powerful of marketing as anything. Maybe more powerful Yeah, I mean, that's why he's always showing his cars and showing his jewels. I was like duplessis I want him to lose so bad. I'm gonna watch every fight he's in You know so him and strong Strickland the rematch gonna be very interesting because I thought Sean won the first fight I thought it was real close, but I thought I I think Sean beats him in the rematch really yeah What makes you think that? I thought Sean beat him the first time I
Starting point is 03:16:13 Think not only does he beat him. I think he's gonna beat him bad really. I don't know if there's beating DDP bad Imagine if Sean beats DDP bad then you go Sean is he too I'm happy with that okay why not let's go yeah why can't you why not you can't what are we in Russia yeah let's go didn't have a fucking way shut your fucking dirty mouth and let's fucking party is he not moved into that almost into that that Connor status where he can pick his shots no no he did almost he don't have that if he won tonight for sure but here's the other problem he's going up against you have Homs you have all these other killers coming up the rankings yep and they need this shot It was a definitive fight. What does it say here? What's he saying coming down to 25?
Starting point is 03:17:10 Okay, oh my god, he's gonna come down to 185 one more time bro is a menace What are you talking about that's real that's real that's real Instagram Brian probably knows he's been on Instagram Twitter it's fake. Oh, let me ask everybody on my Twitter page That French guy's tough He talks shit like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah all the time sure he wants a fight. Yeah, and he has what he can make 85 still Which is just nuts But he was making 85 and going up to 220 the night of the fight, that's so crazy
Starting point is 03:17:49 I would love him. Does he get a shot if he goes if he wants it? Absolutely. Yeah, he's the champ at 205 He's the champ at 205 They decide to have if he decides to make 85 again and they decided to do it for December Cuz like look in a perfect world Connor fights Chandler in December in Vegas in a perfect world Connor wants in a perfect world But He hasn't fought in a couple of years like is that gonna happen You know, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not as excited to see Connor fight
Starting point is 03:18:19 How dare you well with more that's a problem as time goes on like if he doesn't fight for a year from now It's a tough sell. Can he have can he still headline yes? Still instill the but I'm not excited for that card as you wouldn't be as excited as you were if Chandler and him fought in July right Chandler and him fought when they were supposed to fight the week of the fight Yeah, me excited to be around and then when he walks out gonna be Wrapped up and the whole place goes green. I'm gonna watch it, but I'm not gonna be like, oh shit, I can't wait. I couldn't wait for this. Right. More excited than when you were for the French guy?
Starting point is 03:18:56 Yeah, fuck that guy. Wee wee wee. Wee wee wee, South Africa. Wee wee wee South Africa. Wee wee wee same shit. Trevor Nolan jokes. Imagine Brian Simpson with a map. Where is he from? What's his name? Guy Carre France. You would be so ashamed of how baked I was on flagrant.
Starting point is 03:19:18 Why? I'm just ashamed of it because I didn't... Oh no, I listened to it. Did you not know what you were talking about? No, I didn't remember it till it came out. I was in I was in Detroit the weekend before And and they kept dropping off edibles in the green room boxes and stuff Oh, no There was this one shit called band and I had a bag of them and it was the bag was 200 milligrams Right and but the night before flickering I couldn't sleep
Starting point is 03:19:42 So I wish you know in this fucking box and grabbed one And I ate it and I didn't realize like the one I ate was just one Like like you know like the chip challenge like if it's just one chip in the foil you ain't supposed to fucking eat that Right. It was one of them and the whole thing was 200 milligrams And I didn't realize it and then hour later I wake up and I only am I not sleep, but I'm energized and I'm hired and I've ever been in my whole life And the podcast is in like three hours or four And I get there should be enough time. No, no Joe
Starting point is 03:20:16 I was hot all day I was high through that whole day and then a little bit when I woke up the next day Wow and I get I Mean you're cool. I can live in that world, but it was just like, I just be like, this is the day we have it. This is just going to be just going to have this kind of day. Right. Yeah. You're going to wake up, you're going to end up, you know, you're going to eat some food. You might end up at a drum circle. Who knows? Thinking guys from Africa or French. Right. I'm not, I'm not that high today. I'm a little high, but.
Starting point is 03:20:44 Not unless you're on playground. I thought it was good. I was just... but I was struggling, man. I was not clear-minded at all. Andrew's a professional though. He'll carry it. He's good. Well, that show's great to be too high because there's so many people on the show. There's a lot of people that can carry things. There's always someone chiming in. That's the benefit of having a lot of people on the show. If you're too high and it's just you and the person, you're like, yikes. It's one-on-one. of having a lot of people on the show. Like if you're too high and it's just you and the person, you're like, yikes. Well, see, the problem is not that I'm terrible when I'm high, it's just that I, it's just
Starting point is 03:21:10 stream of consciousness. And you've heard me just, you've heard the stuff that spills out of my brain when I'm just not, when I'm just regular. Right, right, right. So it was like, all right, I'm just saying whatever. Right. It was fun though. It was a great time. Yeah. Well, it's also you're protected. You're amongst friends. Yeah, and I got I love that I got to go to New York City without having anything else to do.
Starting point is 03:21:30 So I got to like experience the city. Right. I still don't want to live here, but I get it. Let's say I get it for a visit. Yes. I love it for a visit. I can't imagine Vegas. Yeah. We were just there for Kill Tony. It was amazing. I mean it was cool for me to fly in with very minimal obligations. Just had to be a guest and have a good time and soak it all in. It was crazy, dude.
Starting point is 03:21:54 It feels like living in an obstacle course. It was like, I got to get through shit just to get to the shit. Right, but people like that. Because it's like a... It's a hustle. Excitement. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:22:04 It's a lot of activity. Dude, I people like that, because it's like, it's a hustle. It's a hustle. Excitement. Yeah. It's a lot of activity. Dude, I'm telling you, watching Kill Tony go down in Madison Square Garden, that's another thing to me that I go, this might not be real. This might be a simulation.
Starting point is 03:22:13 This seems too great to have seen it from the beginning, to see it at Madison Square Garden, like this doesn't seem real. And not only see it at Madison Square Garden, but there's probably like 70 standing ovations over two nights. Oh, it's nuts. Yeah. There's so many moments that were so nuts. They were so fun. Yeah. It was so ridiculous.
Starting point is 03:22:31 But it was also, it's just so bizarre to see it in such an enormous arena filled with people that love the show. I should have fucking been there. Oh, you should have went. Yeah, you should have went. Why didn't you go? What were you doing? Nothing. I just, when I just got back from New York, I was just exhausted. Jelly Roll sang New York, New York Ever in a three-piece suit and a fucking top hat black keys opened up on Saturday
Starting point is 03:22:51 Was insane dice went up first it was insane by night two He was pretending he was my assistant because he did such a good job the night before that I hired him as an assistant It was like a combination of like a comedy show pro wrestling Chaos and like a celebration of common. comedy show pro wrestling chaos and like a Celebration of comedy that's really what it is your Vince McMahon Oh, and it was in the kill Tony over it was crazy that I didn't you know I I've only seen clips still I haven't like watched it back, but when I do it's so Fucking surreal cuz I'm like watching it almost you know definitely like a fan cuz I'm you know like just the Shane As Trump talking shit about Joe and Joe popping up like from my perspective. It was fucking awesome
Starting point is 03:23:34 But when I tell me you just cook that up right before the show too. Oh, yeah, that was not something that was planned So good. Yeah, I was waiting for the show I showed up and I wasn't even gonna go on that day. I was just hanging out I was on the panel the day before and Tony's like I got an idea It was great cuz cuz the whole silly Trump Being mad yeah
Starting point is 03:23:58 Rogan endorsed even though he did an RFK jr. And then having Joey Diaz go on after that was insane. It was just magic, man. Like I said, it was like a celebration of comedy. That's what it felt like. It's like comedy's back. It felt like a celebration. What's so cool, what I was saying about the pro wrestling thing was when I was watching that clip, that was the first time I've seen what the people see.
Starting point is 03:24:20 So when Trump's doing that and all of a sudden the director, Anthony Gi Anthony Giordano who actually directs the UFC's goes all the way to the back of the arena. So you see the entire stage and there's just this tiny stairway in the middle and you see something and the crowd at that moment, smoke from all four or five, six banisters or whatever it was. And the name on this crazy huge L E Dguin' roguin' roguin' Were you wearing that white shirt? You look shhhhaaap Yeah, the thing I was wearing was shhhhaaap
Starting point is 03:24:50 Which was actually perfect for the fucking, which was perfect for the bit that I came up with 20 minutes before the show because I wanted him to intimidate Trump so Trump could do that silly thing where he reverses course He's the best He's the best He's a great guy He's a guy. Would never say a bad thing. Watching him try to not laugh while he's saying that, while simultaneously seeing Adam Ray,
Starting point is 03:25:12 who's a professional fucking character and actor and comedian, totally break his Biden, which he never does. And he's cracking up throughout that. And Harland just so happens to be behind him, who's a notoriously silly guy who's just cracking up and a fan. We all, Harland's the best.
Starting point is 03:25:33 To be able to have moments like that there. But again, it was like, it was a celebration of comedy. Like the legends bucket when you kept pulling people out of the bucket. So it's all, it's also a celebration of your creation Tony like I see it I'm like I they deserve it. Yeah, you know it's like I'm like yeah, go man fucking go
Starting point is 03:25:51 It's persistence and you know if you keep getting better things and you keep pursuing it just grows and that show grew Organically yeah, there was no help well the whole thing is about growth. Like that's really the coolest thing. Like if you notice the pops of the legends, which is maximum pop, a lot of the regulars and the golden ticket winners were almost, if not getting that exact same pop, because these people, everybody know they're watching this guy have the biggest moment of his career. And they remember when he was living in a van Or trying to get to America. Yeah, or fucking you name it had a drug addiction alcohol addiction
Starting point is 03:26:35 Disabled you know bullied their whole lives the inability to speak Aaron Belial through a fucking Bluetooth killing in Madison Square Garden Belial through a fucking Bluetooth killing in Madison Square Garden It was amazing and random bucket pools these people who ten minutes five minutes earlier had no idea They were gonna be on the biggest stage in the world. They've been waiting for hours. They signed up. They waited outside First time they ever went on stage wild Yeah, that's why the wildest gotta be unbelievable Wow, that's nuts bro. You probably are in an alternative dimension when you even hear your voice on that microphone You're first time ever on stage. Oh, yeah Yeah
Starting point is 03:27:13 And that's why it gets tough and you know the adjustment that I made for MSG Specifically learning from the other arenas that we've done Was these people when they get when it is your first time or you're brand new a few months in and you're in an arena they cannot help but to think that tens of thousands of people are right there watching them so it's very hard to get real answers out of them at all different animals so I realized that I have to blend in fucking thunder and lightning kind of throughout it you know maybe what keep the momentum up yeah interviews are going to be tough
Starting point is 03:27:50 even if the comedian kills with the minute me going tell me something weird about you you would want us to know so much harder in front of 15,000 people then you know 400 at the mothership on a Monday where it's kind of cozy and well it's 250 at the mothership so it's you know that's such a fraction the roars like let Ari Matty got that cam got it always get William Montgomery got it's crazy I like that already he's great yeah he's impossible I like him yeah he's a great guy there's so many freaks at the mothership right now that are fucking like just whoof They are crushing my eyes out of me sure, but there's there's there's too much space between the s and the t
Starting point is 03:28:34 Yeah, and I'll be one have to live with that just I'm gonna keep it like that forever You gonna be a guest next week. I'm gonna pull you in next week. I'm gonna move it a little bit. I'm gonna move it a little bit more to the right. Oh god, no! Oh, he's freaking out. I don't give a fuck. You know what we did do was smelling salts. Oh, shit. Yeah, there was no dance party this time. Let's wrap this up. I know Brian, you sad, but you gotta you gotta give Duplacy respect. Yeah Me but I'll do respect Duplacy you got a hateable face, but well Champ I just think you need to do more interviews get out there more too. So because he's a good guy showing Michael Chandler KO and hooker after he won Maybe they're showing his comeback, right? Are they trying to set up Chandler and hooker? No How do you know because they're showing what hookers coming back from for an hour after the thing now? They're on some other show right these guys are going this is no I'm saying this is the wrap-up show
Starting point is 03:29:34 But these guys are showing Dan Hooker getting KO'd because he lost two in a row right right right But I wonder if they're trying to set that up because that would be exciting Chainley taking that but maybe he would take that if you can't get the Connor fight. No, he waiting for that Connor Yeah, I know he's waiting for that Connor for the December has to come a point in time. Yeah, we got a where he's got it He hasn't fought for two years waiting for Connor. Yeah red panty. I'd hopefully right Yeah, Carl France was an animal. But what a crazy thing to have to sit around and wait Tom sit around away can't do nothing. I do nothing and you can't take a chance
Starting point is 03:30:11 Going there and fight somebody and lose and then lose your spot and then Connor's talking shit about you Well, Connor was because yeah Chandler's talking shit cuz kind of talk shit about Trump, you know channeling up strong I've got a bet right now. They fight in December. Really? Yep. Really? What do you think? I'm the same guy that can't the French guy wins though. Okay, Connor What do you think you think they fight I don't think they fight no ever think Connor ever fights again You know what I don't think so You know what? I don't think so. He's got like a half a billion dollars, man. Yeah, the whiskey is doing too good.
Starting point is 03:30:49 He sold that whiskey company, made millions. Millions. Millions of dollars. What do you mean, it's done? He sold his portion. Right, he sold it, yeah. But I mean, he made millions. He has the money, but he doesn't have any stock or anything. I don't think so, he's done with it. He's still promoting it. He's pushing the stout, and he doesn't he doesn't have any stock or anything. I think so. He's done with it He's always still promotion a stout. Yeah, and he has to promote it
Starting point is 03:31:08 Yes, stupid. Yes It's hard when they make that much money we got that much money you got yacht money I think that whiskey will be will taste good by the time to Connor fights again. Oh That's a burn. It's terrible. I Do not like it I have to what's a $20 whiskey I haven't had it's for it's like a cheap whiskey for like, you know Well, you know what man? I tried some old scotch and it ruined me I tried like Lafrog some like 25 year old McCallan that kind of shit I tried that old scotch like once you drink that stuff God damn or like Buffalo Trace, you know that that stuff
Starting point is 03:31:46 That's eight years old man. When you can't get it. They won't make it any less than eight years old It's great And then when you realize like that like how long it takes for whiskey to get yeah, and somebody oh, this is a brand new Whiskey. Well, of course, it's terrible. Well, Connor's isn't supposed to be that though, right? You're supposed to have like mix it You know, it's not like a sipping whiskey. It's like a party thing. It's college kids are putting fucking coke in. It's like some Peaky Blinder shit. Yeah, bro. You're getting fucked up by your place in Betts on a fixed horse race.
Starting point is 03:32:13 Yeah. Great show. I just started watching. Fucking Peaky Blinders is great, dude. I'm on season four now. I'm on season two. It's so good. It's fucking good.
Starting point is 03:32:21 One last little swig. Hell yeah. For the friends. Killian Murphy? That guy's a beast. a beast they're doing a new 28 days later. They're doing 28 years later Oh really? Yeah, I remember that zombie. You ever see 28 days later the zombie movie the best zombie movie ever It was women there were two of them was 20 28 No with 28 days and then 28 weeks something like that and then I don't 28 years 28 years. Yeah, okay Bro, that first one is amazing. It was great. Yeah, because like that and then they're doing 28 years 28 years yeah okay it's a long
Starting point is 03:32:45 time bro that first one is amazing it was great yeah because like that's like real close to what covid was fucking around in a laboratory is he the riddler too now yes no killian murphy no no no it's not killian murphy no it's uh the boy he's from uh he's from that movie with Hugh Jackman. Paul Danham, yeah. Yeah, he's the riddler now. He was, what's his face? Oppenheimer. He's great in Oppenheimer. Killian was, yeah, he's great.
Starting point is 03:33:17 He's a great fucking actor. He's got range, you know? A guy who can play a gangster and a nuclear scientist? Yeah. You know what bothers me about Peaky Blinders though a nuclear scientist. Yeah, that's you know, I'm about piggy blinders though He's like he's he's like the smart guy of the family and then this ridiculous like everyone in a spoiler alerts He's been out for fucking hot second boy I'm gonna say though is the the undercover agent that goes to the bar to work for ya
Starting point is 03:33:39 Yeah, she's just a smoke show in the land full of warlocks Yeah, he's like no, this is normal normal and starts telling all sorts of shit and starts banging Yeah, let's go. I called it. You guys caught up on house of dragons House of boy. No don't say anything. I haven't watched it this season I'm waiting till Peaky Blinders don't done with that wait. I'm gonna wait for house of drag. Yes, exactly I'm trying to get house of dragons to get all their episodes in so I can binge it so you can do that now though It's just a trailer for season 3 the entire season is just in house of dragons is all out house of born. It's over Yeah, oh
Starting point is 03:34:11 Yeah, you didn't like it. Well the season was long It was just for play yes, but the setup is Diabolical Doesn't start to go down Freak the fuck out. Let's wrap this up. All right boys. Love you fun time. You guys good time That's all gas calm two weeks left buy a shirt win a truck. Oh, that's all you have to do That's all you do by sure Oh, that's all you have to do? That's all you gotta do. That's right. Browsers of Comedy.com.
Starting point is 03:34:45 Tony Hinchliffe. The MSG livestream is still available right now at KillTonyLive.com. KillTonyLive.com? And when are you gonna do another arena? Uh, New Year's Eve and the night before New Year's Eve. Oh, shit! 12 31 in EGV Center. Uh, here in Austin, Texas.
Starting point is 03:35:02 Text, tickets on sale? Oh, and we're going to Resorts World in Las Vegas. I think it's sold out, but there might be a couple tickets. When's that? September 25th. Oh, that's a big one. Oh, don't forget tickets to the, what's the theater in Boston?
Starting point is 03:35:15 Wilbur? The Wilbur Theater, October 11th. Get them tickets right now. All right, bye everybody. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Starting point is 03:35:27 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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