The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 5, 2023

Episode Date: August 6, 2023

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen, and Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on August 5, 2023.

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day and we're up that's it yeah this is the latest comedy dogs with human voices so they can't cancel it everybody's so scared so scared they gotta hide my scared Comedies man they went away If you think about like I mean obviously the Barbie movie But there's like one or two Good comedies a year now There used to be tons of them Is there even one or two?

What's a good comedy in the recent Fucking last six years Like a good comedy Like one that everybody tells you you have to see It's been like. Super bad. Super bad. The Hangover.

Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids. Yeah. Bridesmaids. Are you being legit? Funny movie, dude. It's a funny movie. Those are all loco comedies, though.

They're wild ass comedies. Which is what. Oh, Wedding Chasers. Wedding Crashers. Wedding Crashers. That's like 10 years ago, bro. Yeah, that's a long time ago. That was good.

That was good. Yeah, fuck yeah, that was good. That was good. Fuck. Yeah, it was good. Oh Now they're hiding behind dogs Nashville Tennessee ladies and gentlemen Most bachelorette parties for a couple is it really wonder Nashville and Austin. How would you know that? What are you, a bachelorette? Connoisseur. Connoisseur? You're a fucking scientist.

I studied bachelorette parties. I flocked to where the hoes are at, man. No, no, no. Everyone tells you that when you go there. Oh, it's like one of them things? Yeah. We're the peanut capital of the world. Yeah.

It's like their thing. Oh, that's interesting. Bachelorette parties and jelly roll. That's Nashville. And now Theo Vaugh world. Yeah. It's like their thing. Oh, that's interesting. That's where that party's in Jelly Roll. That's Nashville. Ah. And now Theo Vaughn. Correct. But Theo's out here a lot, right?

Yeah, he's out here a lot. And he's in L.A. all the fucking time. Like, why'd you move? Well, you know, he's kind of like a rambling man. I just think he got bummed out by L.A. and he just didn't want to do it anymore. Cheers, gentlemen. Yeah, I probably should have followed him. Cheers.

Cheers. Now I'm just depressed out there. Well, you know, a lot of people are. Nashville's a dope city, too. Nashville's great. Nashville's got Zany's. Like, I could have moved to Nashville. I've got 10th Planet.

Yeah. Well, you got 10th Planet everywhere. You got 10th Planet in, like, Dubai. Yeah. Don't you? Well, you got them. Yeah. You got one in Dubai?

Yep. Yeah. I just guessed. I just guessed. 10th Planet's worldwide. But you consider Nashville, Joe? I just guessed 10th Planet's worldwide but you consider Nashville? I would have but the thing is I already had Onnit down here I already had friends down here

Ron White was already living down here and my family was in they were like I want to live here I was like okay if I can get the fuck out of LA and this seems like a good one to get out of LA and it's Texas, which I've always loved Texas. Yeah, me too.

I just love Texas. I've always loved it. I've always loved coming here. It was like when I was like getting ready to go do a gig in Texas, I was like, oh, we're going to have some fun. We're going to Texas. It's the best. I have a Texas tattoo for God's sakes.

Why'd you do that? I don't know, dude. What? Why do you have a dragon? What happened? Oh, I thought you were making fun of me. No, no, no. I thought it was like a reason.

It's the only state, when I started stand-up, I've never not sold out Texas. Every single show I do, I sell out in Texas. I love Texas. That's why you got that tattoo? Yeah. Yeah, Houston's good, man. Houston's great. San Antonio's dope. I would move to, obviously, I'd love to be here, but. Yeah, Houston's good, man. Houston's great. San Antonio's dope.

I would move to, obviously I'd love to be here, but I'd move to Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth's great. Real Texas. That's real Texas. Fort Worth is great. Get some land. We did the arena there last year. Yeah, Fort Worth is right outside Austin.

The new arena. I'm sorry, right outside Dallas. Would you ever live in New York City? No. Not for me. It's like San Francisco. Not now. Did you see the latest thing with the immigrant crisis where they have all those people camped

out in front of the hotel? Because they tried to house them, all the immigrants, that they moved up there because they made it a sanctuary city. And then the governor of Texas sent a bunch of people up there. Abbott and DeSantis would ship. Yeah. Yeah. They shipped them up there.

I haven't been in New York City. I stayed away because I got a time planet in New York City. I'm going to do a seminar there at the beginning of September, but I haven't been there. I have no desire to go there, but me and Sam Tripoli, we're going to be there next Sunday, first time in like three or four years. You guys do a show? Tinfoil Hat Comedy next Sunday in New York City at a place called The Cutting Room. Oh, yeah.

I've heard of that place. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. There's not a lot of clubs to headline there because Coraline's shut down. Gotham City's not ahead. Caroline's. Coraline's that movie with the button eyes.

That's right. I was just watching my son. That's why. It's a good movie. It's a great movie. It's a good movie. It's creepy. Hell fuck yeah.

That movie's creepy. Scary for kids. Real scary. I can't believe my son loves them. I'm like, dude, I'm scared. Crawl through a hole in the wall. Yeah, it's dark. And you go to your other family that's dolls.

Yeah, it's weird. But yeah, so New York, Gotham City's not a headliner club anymore. It's like spots, like the cellar. You do New York City? wall and you go to your other family that's yeah dolls it's weird but yeah so new york gotham city is not a headliner club anymore they just it's like spots like you know the seller you do new york city every now and then yeah i'm i'm at grampsie theater in uh november for the comedy festival that's where i was we that's the last place we played in new york city that's a great place great but it was booked so uh we found i don't book my shows Sam deals with it Dana his girl, so she booked it. I've never been there you heard about it cutting room Yeah, I've heard that room. Okay. Yeah, we got a lot of boys up there like Schultz he's up there the Stefanos up there Tim Dillon's always up there chains up there

Yeah, yeah, New York's a good spot for comedy. It's just a crazy spot to live I mean, it's just I couldn't do I need land to breathe. The governor is now calling for an end to the immigration. Yeah, it's hilarious. Which is hilarious. The governor who is- He flipped. Excuse me. Not the governor.

The mayor. The mayor of New York. Adams, right? Yeah. Who was like, this is a sanctuary city. Now he's like, get out of here. Dude, that de Blasio mayor. Dude, that clip.

I never skip. You know there's some clips you're going to watch the whole thing. You're not going to skip over. Him with the fries and the cheeseburger. Oh, God. With the vaccines. That is some of the most hysterical political shit I've ever seen.

Just any time you bite into this burger, just think about a vaccine. Is there fries? Does fries come with this? No, he said, I understand. Is, is there fries? Does fries come with this as well? Yeah. No, no, he said, I understand. First it was the fries. Is there a burger element?

The burger element. Yeah. What? And he's eating like an alien. Like, what are you? You know, that's a good one, but you know what my favorite one of his is?

The one where he was saying that we're going to bring back the arts to New York because we're going to reopen up New York. That's right. And we need to bring back the arts.

So he has these people dancing like out of rhythm with terrible music. It was so bad. Have you ever seen it? It's insane. No. You've never seen it?

Oh, my God. We're going to show it to you. Okay. You have to see it because it's so ridiculous. Like, oh, this guy's a buffoon. He's like, we need to bring back the arts. The arts are important. Everyone's fucking dying, bro.

Yeah. This is the middle of COVID. Businesses are shut down. Everything's fucked. Wait, watch this. This is the most of covid businesses are shut down everything's fucked wait watch it we need a recovery that brings back the life and the heart and the energy of this city and that everyone gets to be a part of and we're going to do that we're going to really bring back the heart and soul new york city we need our arts and culture back and we need people to see it and feel it to participate in it to know that that that essence of New York City has not been defeated. And they got their masks on.

And they got their masks on. Masks on, outside dancing. Month after month in 2021, as you see the city... So much nonsense. Culture will lead the way. Culture will lead... Now listen to this guy. Towards a recovery for our city.

We're launching with 115 street locations in all five boroughs. And it brings stations to our neighborhoods and culture to the heart of our neighbors. And give artists, cultural institutions, and creatives a place to showcase their talents as they recover from the pandemic. Now imagine that this is the talent you want to showcase. This. These fucking people.

Thank God they have masks on. Dude, they look like they're dancing to Gothic. Bro, they don't even look like they're real humans. they look like they're dancing to Gothic. Bro, they don't even look like they're real humans. They look like a Will Ferrell sketch. It's insane, dude. Imagine that that is like, this is your example of where you want tax dollars to go to right after you shut everyone's business down and everyone's broke. And're like we're gonna put on shows at 115 places

it's going to be culture all I have to do is say the word just say culture, culture and art and everyone's like well I can't argue against culture and art, why would I argue against culture and art? If everybody saw what they're and found out, wait we're paying for this?

Where's my money? Where's my money? Where's my money, bitch? How's my business shut down? How have I been unemployed for 10 months? How come I can't even go to a restaurant unless I get vaccinated? And this is where the money's going? To this shit? This is madness.

I wonder what's happening with him now. What's he doing? What could he be doing? He's probably getting reprogrammed somewhere. They probably took out his hard drive and he moved to San Francisco There's a burger element to this. They're gonna die his hair black and reintroduce him under a new name You know, that's not his real name. Oh, it's not Barack Obama's Barry Satoru really? Yeah, that's his Barry Satoru. Wow. Like Barack Obama's Barry Satoru. Really? Yeah. That's his real name?

Barry's name? Barry, dude. His whole life he was Barry Satoru. What? Barry Satoru. Didn't he release his birth certificate though? Does anybody want to cop a cigar? How do you not know that? You didn't know that?

I know that people call him Barry. I've heard Barry. Barry Satoru. But I thought that was like short for Barack. Barack. Barack. Yeah. Barry.

Yeah. Like you're a friend. Like I call you Edgy Bra. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I thought that was short for Barack. Barack Berry. Like your friend. Like I call you Edgy Bra. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I thought that was normal. I didn't know.

Yeah. Bro, what do you think happened to that chef? It was eight foot feet. Maybe he had a heart attack and he drowned. Okay. It's super suspect. Eight feet of water. Dude, for sure that guy was double boosted. He knew his shit. you knew he had to be if he's a chef in Barack's house 100%

That's good point and he can swim that's no for a fact he can swim do they eat a water Do they do an auto the just swims real good? There's video him swimming on his Instagram that guy could swim Like it's crazy. There's video of him swimming. Do you have video of you swimming? There's video of him swimming. Do you have video of you swimming? No. I don't have no video of you swimming. There's a lot of video of me. I'm not swimming anywhere.

He posted it like a workout. He posted it like a workout like weeks before. You know why? Because years ago he couldn't swim, and he realized it was a big liability. He talked about it. I forget when he talked about it. I think he talked about it on an Instagram post or something. So then he learned how to swim.

Certificate of birth? What is this? Barack Hussein Obama. That's his name. I don't know. He went by Barry Satoro. Maybe I'm wrong. Did he ever go by... I mean, I'm pretty sure that's correct. There it is.

Obama's real name is Barry Satoro. What? It's explaining that it was on a meme page. Barry was the nickname growing up. You're right. His buddies called him Barry. It makes sense. Barry. Barack. Barry. Makes sense. I don't know, man. I think...

That was his stepfather's last name. Yeah, he was using his stepfather's last name. Oh, okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Because everybody calls him Barry. Stepfather's last name's Satoru. That makes sense. But that's not his name. Did you see with that chef, too, with the calls from Brock's house? They won't release them? They're the only ones that are deleted? Yeah, because they're making calls from Brock's house. They won't release them.

They're the only ones that are deleted. Yeah, because they're making demon noises in the background. It's a sacrifice. It's a sacrifice. And they're like, yeah, the chef drowned. It's really sad. It's like the beginning of the Evil Dead when they read that book. Yeah.

The fucking demons come out of the forest. You know, who knows what happened. I mean, they probably don't want, if it is just them saying, oh, my God, this guy fucking died. Why hide that, though? They probably don't want to be involved. As much as they cannot be involved. Like, if you could just say you weren't here when the guy drowns and no one has any questions. Yeah, we weren't here. I mean, maybe their security protects them from stuff like that.

Or maybe it's just like, unless they get pushed, they're not going to answer any questions. Because why should they? Because it's just going to fuel the fire of conspiracy and this is in the middle of an election cycle. And if it turns out there's a bunch of fucking pizza gators who run around out there, a bunch of QAnoners

who think that Barack Obama drowned his chef because his chef was his gay lover or something along those lines. It could be something crazy like that. I could see how some nutty conspiracy theorist would come up with some nonsense. Yeah, people are like, I saw Michelle's dick. I lean towards how many fucking times have we seen people drop? Did you see that soccer commentator the other day?

He's standing there with the microphone. Live on air, yeah. Pitches forward and falls. How many times? You have so many people that are just dropping. LeBron's son. There's a whole series. There's a video series of newscasters who just black out and fall down.

There's an Instagram page called at died suddenly worldwide. Died suddenly worldwide. Every day. There's a kid that dies of a heart attack suddenly. Everything's died suddenly. My question is, what was it before the pandemic, though? Because we weren't paying attention to it. Was it still happening before?

No, no, no. It definitely happens. It definitely happens. Not at the same rate, though. Not at the same rate. It happens occasionally. How often do you see it on TV and sports? Well, I've heard about people having heart attacks in jiu-jitsu.

I heard about a few guys having heart attacks in jiu-jitsu. Yes, it's happened before. It's happened. But it's rare. It's super, super, super rare. It was like all three of us have trained for a long fucking time and we never saw anybody have a heart attack. I don't know anybody who saw anybody have a heart attack. Never.

I do. You do? Yeah. Who? Someone in Australia. It was a 10 planet guy. How long ago? Five years ago.

Damn. Did he die? Yeah. Oh, wow. It's a bummer. But then, you know, some people are just born with congenital heart issues.

Yeah, bad ticker. That's fucking full legit. However, there's been an obvious uptick. An obvious uptick. That was my only question. I don't know the stats. What was it before the pandemic?

What is it now? You would ask. Peter McCullough would be the guy to ask about that. Who's that cardiologist who has really stuck his neck out about all this stuff, about the damage that people have faced from the mRNA vaccines. I heard some crazy shit from. Who's the guy with the bow tie that the vaccine patent expert? You know what I'm talking about?

I forget his name. He's got a patent expert. The Peter guy? No. No, you don't mean Peter Hotos. No. No, no, no, no. This guy is like...

He's saying by 2028, there's going to be... The United States is going to... Another 50 million to 100 million people are gonna die in the next five years or so

because of heart issues? all kind of shit all kind of shit cancers and everything everything's up every kind of cancer's up 400% 5,000%

all these crazy that's what he's saying I don't know it could be all bullshit but I've never seen like all the footage you see of people just dropping dead all over the fucking place. I've never seen that talk. What is all this talk of turbo cancer? Why do I keep hearing that phrase, turbo cancer?

I don't know what that is. Turbo slut? No, no, no. Turbo cancer. You're a turbo slut? Yeah, I do. What's a turbo slut? A girl who's actually slutty.

I made t-shirts of merch back in the day. Yeah, how did that phrase come about? Where did that phrase come out? Me and Brian were talking about something on the show. I was like, she's a turbo slut. Yeah, that was it. And I think it might have been on Companion. We were laughing so hard that I made merch.

Who is this? Who's fighting out? This is a first fight of the main card. What are you more excited for? The Rob Font, Corey Sandhagen, or Nate Diaz, Jake Paul? I'll tell you what, I was really excited about Rob, excuse me, about Corey Sandhagen versus Umar Nurmagomedov. Me too.

Really excited about that because that's an elite, elite, elite fight. That's like I was excited for Marlon Vera versus Corey. And you know why Corey took that? I was like, dude, it doesn't make sense. He was on my show on Food Trucker. It doesn't make sense. It's like Umar excited for Marlon Vera versus Corey. And you know why Corey took that? I was like, dude, it doesn't make sense. He was on my show on Food Truck. It doesn't make sense. Umar is not even ranked. He goes, because if I'm going to become champ, I don't want to become champ

and run into a guy like this. If I can't beat him, then I don't deserve to be champ. I want to run through every problem and then become champion. Wow. I don't want to be one of those fake paper champions. Like, Jesus Christ, you're a savage. He is a savage. He's so intelligent smart

smart kid really intelligent he does technique videos now he has a whole like all sorts of videos on it he's a beast well he's real good at overloading people's reactions he's real good his movement's not incredible incredible smart so i'm super excited about that fight but i'm also super excited to see what happens with Nate and Jake. What do you think happens there? It's tough to, and I'm not even putting you on the spot, but it's tough, right? You've got to take a lot of factors into account, right? But you just don't know. Like, Jamie was asking about betting on it.

My brother texted me and was like, hey, you got any insight on Nate? I'm like, him as a plus, whatever his 375 dog, it's not a bad bet if it's a version of nate that we've seen in the past against a guy like jake paul we just have no fucking clue what he's gonna yeah come out there's a lot of miles on him he's not a knockout puncher right he's a volume puncher he's also a guy who fought for most of his career at 155 pounds and jake is a big guy like you know at wayans j or nate weighed 189 and Jake was 185. I think. Yeah, but there's a difference in the body composition. Big time.

And what was the weight that they had to make? I'm not sure. 190? I think 190 was the limit, right? I thought Nate was 184.9. And Jake was 180? 185 on the dot. Let me double check. Oh, I thought he was 200 pounds

No He walks around I think he does But I think Jake got an exceptional shape for this I have guys who are in his camp His cardio is insane Because he's planning on Nate's volume being an issue Going into later rounds

Interesting The MMA community, their minds would fucking explode if Nate gets starched in like 30 seconds. Yeah, Jake weighed in exactly at 185 and Nate was 184.9. So was it a 185 weight limit? I think so. Both had to get butt naked for that.

Okay, so it must have been 185. I'm imagining that Jake is cutting. So this Ludovic Klein, is that who this is? It is, right? On top, yeah. Yeah, give me the list on this other screen of what the card is. Because we forgot to say the time. So right now we're at 253, 252, 251, 250 from round number one.

Can you put up the? Yeah, because the Jake Paul stuff, right? Like, even Nate and his fans were like, oh, it's fake. Woodley's taking a fall. Ashton's taking a fall. That narrative goes out the window if jake beats the fuck out of nate you can't that narrative went out the window when you dropped anderson silva you would think yeah ludovic klein's very good if you ever see that guy fight before he's real smooth very very slick good kicks yeah good everything real solid fighter Let me see the rest of the main card, Jamie.

Scroll down from the bottom there. Okay, so a little bit. And then the next one is Tanner Bozer and Alexa Kamor. Light heavyweight fight. Diego Lopez is a bad motherfucker. Combat jiu-jitsu veteran. Gavin Tucker's a bad motherfucker too. That's a fun fight. That's a real good fight. Dustin Lopez. Diego Lopez is a bad motherfucker. Combat jiu-jitsu veteran.

Gavin Tucker's a bad motherfucker, too. That's a fun fight. That's a real good fight. Dustin Jacoby's always fun. Ooh, yeah. And Kennedy and Zetshiku is a bad motherfucker, too. And Josh Tatiana Suarez is great. Ooh, that's huge. This is a big fight, that light heavyweight fight, though, because Dustin is like, that's

an elite striker right there. And Kennedy is just really coming into his own lately. That's a real good fight. And then what else we got? And then the main event. Tatiana Suarza, she has a win over the champ. People forget. If Brian was here he would be betting.

We'd get him to bet on something stupid. Yeah, I'll take his money. How much does he owe you? We lost count, man. I don't even know these days. But you must be up considerably, right? For sure. He's always got terrible ads. I don't even know these days But you must be up like considerably right For sure Yeah

But I'll take the dogs But then recently he's trying to get me to take a fight And then he even called my manager I was like hey bud are you out of your fucking mind Yeah he was talking about it on the podcast So he is serious He is serious about you fighting bare knuckle MMA It started off as a joke

When Jorge came on And Jorge was like well we went out for if I'm like, it's not happening, dude. And we're just joking around. I was like, I'll fight another comedian. I'll fight Louis C.K. or Tim Dillon, like joking around. And he's like, no. He's like, Derek Lewis is a free agent. And Brian's like, oh, Derek Lewis.

I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? Bare knuckle with Derek Lewis? Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you crazy? Then they threw out another name like, well, I could beat that guy tonight in my shorts. Are you crazy? Then they threw out another name like, well, I could beat that guy tonight in my shorts. And then afterwards, the money they were throwing around is insane, dude.

How's he getting so much money? They have big time funders. Really? The money's stupid. I'll tell you, you're talking multiple seven figures. Wow. I guess for my ego, I'm like, damn, that's cool. You think I'm worth that? Definitely not.

But, you know, it's great. You know, it's a compliment. But Brian's out of his fucking mind. I'm like, damn, that's cool. You think I'm worth that? Definitely not. But, you know, it's great. You know, it's a compliment. But Brian's out of his fucking mind. I'm like, do you have any idea? I'd have to halt everything I'm doing, get in a camp for four months just to get in that fight shape. And it's not like I'm fighting UFC, which I'm used to, which is 10 years ago. Bro, you're talking bare knuckle MMA. And they want to do in Denver where they allow head stomps

against Derek Lewis. Are you out of your fucking mind? Wait a minute, this is bare-knuckle MMA? Yes! I like that. Do they allow soccer kicks? I don't know. I think so. Man, if you could head stomp a guy. Both of those come up. Both of those come up a lot.

Soccer kicks, head stomps, and if they go knees to the head on the ground, that's the trifecta. That's the trifecta of hidden techniques. The biggest game changer, headbutts is one, too, because when headbutts are legal, the guard changes. For sure. When headbutts are legal, this is your guard.

Go watch any old Valley Tudor. For sure. Overhook here, and you're like this, protecting your head. That was the stance. They all stood up. You're like, that's how you fight. head that was the stance they all stood up you're like always but that's how you fight so mark coleman was the master of that remember then when they outlawed headbutts shit changed then you could open up a little bit but when they outlawed

elbows to the back of the head that changed everything because that was a time where i'm like why even get good at rear naked chokes as soon as they get the back you see like henzo did it i remember john was as soon as you get the back, you see like Henzo did it. I remember John was. As soon as you get the back, you throw three elbows. Everybody taps. You don't even need to develop any kind of skill to choke someone out. Those elbows at the back of the head, once they

took that shit out, changed a lot. Changed a lot because that is such a vulnerable place. You got a guy riding your back and you don't even see him yeah he's behind you yeah i think that's how the henzo gracie uh ben spiker yes he got his back and he just started dropping bows on the back of his head and then remember he stepped on his neck when he stepped off yeah apparently the guy was talking a lot of and the guy kept calling him in

his hotel like all throughout all hours of the night so he wouldn't get any sleep. Yeah. He had to put the phone in a drawer. Some fans, I forget which fight it was, but they pulled the fire alarm. I'm like, you're waking up my opponent too, you dumbass. Fucking idiots. He's in Toronto, I think. Wow. But Brian's out of his mind regardless.

Yeah. He's like a dumb king. I don't know why he would try to get you to do that. Unless he's getting a piece of it. Got it. Is he trying to get a piece of that? Agent piece. Yeah. Do you have a fucking secret conversation with?

He might have without me knowing. Good job. We'll give you $20,000. Boy, this fight is good, boys. We're missing a good fight. This is very high level. Do you know that Baja Mondes? Yeah. Oh, you know him? He's tall, man. Ignacio Baja Mondes. Yeah. I don't know shit about him. He's very good. This is very high level. Do you know that Baja Mondes? Yeah.

Oh, you know him? He's tall, man. Ignacio Baja Mondes. Yeah. I don't know. He's very good. He looks good, though. He's very good.

And he uses his reach really well. And he's tough as shit. Oh, I know. I meant to say that. Oh, nice knee. Oh. Oh, he's throwing him around. Joe, you know who called out Bradley Martin?

Demetrius. Nope. Who? Mike Perry. And Jake Paul offered him, I think, two million to take the fight. Oh, he'll beat the shit out of Bradley. For a bare-knuckle boxing fight? I hit up Bradley. I'm like, can you see this Mike Perry stuff?

He goes, I don't know who he is. I went, in our world? He's Mr. Bare Knuckle. Bradley's like, yeah, what? I'm like, he says he'll come in at 180 and fight you. He's like, I don't know who this guy is. I'm like, look him up, Bubba. Don't do it. Look him up.

This guy was born for bare knuckle. Yeah, he's uniquely qualified for bare knuckle fighting. I told him, I said he broke Luke Rockhold's teeth. So when's his first bare knuckle MMA show? Whose? When does it happen? He's already had one. Masvidal's had a few on his next card in September.

Oh, so it's Masvidal. It's, yeah. Game Bread Promotions. It's Junior Dos Santos versus Fabricio Verdun. Bare Knuckle. MMA. MMA. Fucking brilliant.

I love that shit. Yeah, man. And that's how it should be, really. I mean, why? How come your shins aren't covered? Do they use ropes? Is it a cage? It's a cage.

Cage? It should be a basketball court. Do you remember those old Valley Tudor Mecca fights? Do you remember? Yeah. Do you remember? The net? Dudeor Mecca fights? Do you remember? The net? Dude, it was a ring with ropes.

It wasn't a cage. And in the bottom had a net. But there was this one fight. It was Ebenezer Braga versus Brandon Lee Hinkle, where he had him in the ropes. He put him in a triangle, but one of the middle rope was in the triangle. So it was protecting him from being choked. But he couldn't get out. And after a while, that rope, dude, he had him in there for like five minutes, and he couldn't get out.

He had him in a triangle through the rope. Wow. And he just gave up. He just couldn't take the rope on his fucking neck anymore. Wow. I haven't heard that name in forever. Bren Lee Hinkle. Hammer house, dog. Yeah.

Do you see the shape Mark Coleman's getting in? He's got big veins coming out. Dude, he's in shape now. Have you been watching his transformation? Yeah, I was hanging out with the liver king. He's going to box. Dude, he looks good now. He said he's hanging out.

Liver king. Not an ass test. Ancestral tenets. Hammerhouse for life. Oh, dude, I love Mark Coleman. He was supposed to do a slap fight against Tim Sylvia, too. Well, he's lost a shit ton of weight, and he cleaned up. He's not drinking anymore. He's on, I love Mark Coleman. He was supposed to do a slap fight against Tim Sylvia, too. But he's lost a shit ton of weight, and he cleaned up.

He's not drinking anymore. He's on a carnivore diet. Yeah, he is. He's on a carnivore diet. Dude, he's got big water hose veins coming out of his biceps, dude. I haven't been paying attention recently. Didn't they take down his Instagram? For what? I think they took down his Instagram. Really? Yeah, I think he had to get another one.

For what? I don't know, man. I think he was calling someone a homo or something. I don't know what happened. Damn, I don't know about that. I don't know. I'm just making that up. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.

He probably used some foul language. That gets you a flag. They take you down. Remember when Maurice Smith beat him? Nobody thought Maurice Smith could beat the ground and pound founder. Yeah. And he gassed out in that fight.

And Maurice Smith had great cardio. I remember the B-roll for that fight where you see Mark the Hammer Coleman talking shit and he's fucking wrestling. He goes, I'm Mark Hammer Coleman. And then they cut to Maurice Smith and he's running up and downstairs in a stadium. And we're like, this guy's going to get murdered, dude.

We're going to fuck. That's what you got to show. And you know what? That's what it was. He out-cardioed him. So after that fight. Well, it wasn't just that. It was also.

Leg kicks. Yeah, but his defensive guard was very good. Yes, he couldn't pass his guard. Yeah. Yeah. And he was training with Frank Shamrock at the time I'm French Frank Shamrock had him like all in on the cardio bandwagon. Yeah, and you know what you're right because Maurice Smith was one of those Kick boxers that had a he was really good at retaining guard and recovering guard. He had a good butterfly game

He didn't have that much offense, but he had a very good survive guard. It was very hard to pass his guard. He had a legit guard. It was crazy. He could defend himself from ground and pound very well. He's so used to bobbing and weaving with strikes. He knows where everything's coming. And with that good butterfly guard. And he was

always in great shape. So you're constantly working with him. He's a Denver guy. So I asked Mark Coleman a couple months after that show. Remember that show where I saw you in Kemper, Louisiana? Yeah. You were doing the backstage interview. Yeah.

And Vitor was there. He was coming back from the worm. Remember? He had a white jacket with no shirt underneath. Hell yeah. He had a white sport coat. It looked like Miami Vice. Remember that show?

I do. Well, after that show, we're at the hotel. And Mark Coleman's just sitting there. And I went there with Ricky Rocket, the drummer from Poison, and we were going to start a magazine. It was called NHB. It was going to be an MMA magazine. Ricky Rocket was going to fund it. I didn't have any money.

I was just going to be like a writer. And I interviewed Mark Coleman. I said, if you got to fight Maurice Smith again, what would you do different? And he's standing there. He's standing there, and he he goes look down on my feet brother and i looked down and he had like nikes or like new balance and i looked down i saw his brand new she goes i'll be running brother i'll be running i'll never forget that dude look down on my feet brother i've been running gotta run dude you gotta run. You gotta jog. Did you see the press conference

with Nate Diaz and Jake? I heard about it. Dude, cancel culture's over. I watched that and they knew Nate Diaz is a savage.

He's dropping N-bombs, he's dropping the F-bombs and all it says is a warning. It says, we do not condone this language but they couldn't

bleep it out because it's live. I was like, yes, go Nate. Go. Nate's the realist. The most realist.

Yeah, I'm interested. You know, I'm interested. I'm completely, because Jake is a buddy, and I want Jake to do well, but, you know, Nate's a UFC alumni. I root for the fucking UFC guys at all costs. I always have. You know, it's tough.

You should be a politician, though. Yeah, you should. You sound good. Oh, fuck. That is... guys at all costs i always have you know well it's tough you should be a politician i mean it is one of those underdog stories like the underdog story is nate beats him and then nate beats him like he beat conor mcgregor you know i'm not surprised motherfucker if he said that if he beat him and said i'm not surprised motherfucker the world would erupt yeah is it is it underdog because nate has so much experience he's been in so much bigger fights He said that if he beat him and said, I'm not surprised, motherfucker, the world would erupt. Yeah. Is it underdog? Because Nate has so much experience. He's been in so much bigger fights.

Jake came from the fucking Disney Channel. I know he's younger, but as far as combat sports goes. I think you got to ignore all that Disney Channel shit because he's got seven, eight professional fights, whatever it is. Six in one, right? Yeah. And the one loss was to a legit boxer. Tommy Fury's a legit boxer. Beat Anderson Silva. The knockout of Ben Askren is not

as impressive. Nate Robinson. But Nate Robinson and Tyron Woodley. The knockout of Tyron Woodley was a big one. Legit. I mean, Askren's just a wild man. He just took that fight. He's not a boxer. He's a payday. He's never been a boxer. They gave him a lot of money. He said that. How much he made? Five? I wonder. He's a payday. He's never been a boxer. They gave him a lot of money. He said that. Okay, I'll box. I wonder how much he made.

Five? I wonder. I wonder. He says good money, yeah. I mean, enough for him to risk getting knocked out. But Ben said that. Ben goes, we don't know about Jake Hughes, but if he can box, I'm going to get fucked up. He goes, I don't think he can box.

He goes, we're going to find out. Because he really wasn't training. That's so crazy. He was like hitting mitts. He just got hip surgery before that. Yeah. He got his hip replaced. that's so crazy he was like he like he just got hip surgery before that yeah he got his hip replaced it's just crazy he like trained once with freddie roach and was like yeah i'm training with freddie he's great he's like if he impacts i'm fucked but there's a lot of guys like that that'll just take a big ass payday you know but and brian anderson silva

didn't do that anderson silva came into box and he got dropped. I mean, that kid can fucking box. That was the most impressive win by far. Yeah, the Tommy Fury fight, I think he said he was flat that day, and then Tommy Fury boxed well, and he won a decision. But it wasn't embarrassing. No, not at all. And Tommy Fury was an undefeated professional boxer. It's like he's a legit boxer.

You can't just say he's a Disney guy because he was a Disney guy. It's like, if you used to play Little League when you were 12 and you grew up to be Terrence Crawford, no one says, oh, yeah, that's that fucking kid from the Little League. Like, no, you see, that's a fucking, he's a real pro boxer. I think you gotta give Jake credit, too, for what he's built. Oh, my God. This influencer boxing thing

is all because of Jake. It's incredible. And there's another stream of revenue for him. It's incredible. Does he make him for of revenue for him. It's incredible. Does he come from money? Are his parents rich? No, no, no. He didn't come from money? Blue collar, not at all. Really?

Him and his brother started YouTube back in the day. Damn. Okay. It's impressive. In my opinion, it's nothing but impressive. Agree. It's extraordinary. And when he's talking so much shit at the press conference, he's like, I'm going to

kick your ass in boxing, then I'm going to go down and fuck you up in MMA. Where does he live? Which is crazy. LA? No, Puerto Rico. He just moved there but he taxes they him and his brother used to live like you know a mile from me and then they move because of taxes and they can train out there and fucking it's a little wild though to move to puerto rico just for taxes that's extreme you know you could go to that's what peter shift did dude peter shift was on my my podcast explaining the tax situation you know it's beautiful there beautiful ocean if you're older

i can go crazy in paradise you're on an island you feel like i don't know i okay let me imagine let me picture this imagine the world goes sideways again okay Okay. Again. And we all get together and go, yo, listen, you can buy land cheap in Puerto Rico. Let's just buy this land, and if everything goes bad, that's where we live. And if everything comes back to normal, we got a vacation house. Why Puerto Rico, though? Why can't we find a better spot? You get like 15 of us, of all of our good friends, people we love hanging out with. We all move to Puerto Rico.

Do you know how dope that would be? You're walking on the street, you're walking your dog, and there's fucking Eddie Bravo. What's up? What are you doing, man? There's Brendan Shaw. We're all hanging out in Puerto Rico. It would be like hanging out at the comedy store or anywhere else. I don't get why we don't do that.

I'd rather do that in Montana or some shit. That would be like hanging out at the comedy store or anywhere else. I don't get why we don't do that. I'd rather do that in Montana or some shit. That would be dope, too. Yeah, that's good. That would be dope. But those winters will kick you in the dick. I love cold. Do you really? Do you do cold plunges?

Do you do cold plunges? No, I don't like that kind of cold, dog. You like snow? Oh, dude, one day, I fucking clicked. I'm like, I'm going to fucking start doing ice baths. What the fuck am I doing? So I call my wife up. I go, let's get a fucking ice machine.

She goes, for what? I go, I'm going to start doing ice baths. She goes, you ain't going to do shit. Oh, my God. I go, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm being a pussy.

I got to jump into it. Everybody's doing the ice bath. And I don't want to fucking go to the liquor store and get ice. I want it nice and easy and simple. Let's get an ice machine. We'll get a plunge thing eventually. And she goes, I am not getting no fucking ice machine. You go get some ice bags and you try it for a while.

Then we'll see what's up. I'm like, okay. So fucking I'm all into it. I'm all into it. She knows me. I'm all into it. Fuck. I go to. She knows me. I'm all into it fuck I go to the liquor store. I grab I grab some fucking bags of ice. I fill up the fucking bathtub I threw the ice in I go let's fucking do it dude. I talk so much shit. I put my foot in

It's the toughest part. I said I'm done and that was it. Your wife knew that was it. She was right because I told you I am not doing that shit. I think it's funny how big ice baths are. I don't like cold like that. That's too cold. But I do cryo. Cryo, I'll do cryo. I did that for a while. I don't like it. But cryo is easy.

Yeah, but cold plunge, I don't like it. I don't like it. It looks like you like it on Instagram, dog. I don't like it. You're like, shh, shh, shh. Yeah, I just do it. It's just like my daily dose of adversity. I'm hoping it's bullshit Come on my house and do with me you watch you live if you watch me you live a thousand miles away from but when you're

in town like now In there I took dude I did we got one I talked so much we got 120 feet away No, I did it. We got one. I talk so much shit. We got one 20 feet away. I talk so much shit. I swear, I put my foot in, pulled it out, and I pulled the plug on the whole project. It never bothered me. I never got in. It never bothered me. I used to do it all the time. I also think it's funny that it's like such a fad now when professional athletes have

been doing it for 20 years. But what's interesting is they used to do it before or after training, and now people are doing it before training. They do it first thing. Yeah, we used to do it after training, and now people are doing it before training. They do it first thing. We used to do it all the time. Did you do it before training? All the time. At University of Colorado, we used to do it in the morning all the time.

Before training? Before and after. You know the way I would do it? The way I would do it, I would jump in and dive into a frozen lake. Smelling salts. Oh, not yet. Speaking of before training. No, no, no.

Not yet. How dare you? Jamie bust out the smelling salts. I've seen you guys do that shit. I'd be down for that. Now, what yet. Speaking of a fortune. No, no, no. Not yet. How dare you? Jamie bust out the smelling salts. I've seen you guys do that shit. I'd be down for that. Now, what is the purpose of the smelling salts? Really? What is the purpose?

What is the purpose of that? I can't believe how horrible it smells. But what is the purpose? It wakes you up. Is it good or bad? I don't know, but power lifters do it. They take a blast of it before they fucking do big, heavy lifts. I do not know if that actually helps you.

They used to do them in the NFL. I did it in college. I do not know if they used to do in the NFL I did it in college, but I do it like to wait to wake you up They used to do that in the corner wake him up. Yes, oh because you react so violent. Where does it come from? Ammonia crystals or something? Is it natural? Is it natural? Guys in hockey do it all the time. Is that it right there?

Oh my God. And then he spit. Oh, again. Look at him. Yeah, but whatever he's doing is not as strong as this shit. That little fucking chapstick-sized piece, that ain't nothing. Spray kills all of them. I fucking use it.

The shit that we have is from this juju food that is fucking not I love juju you wanna try it? no I didn't fuck no you wanna try it? no no no come on Eddie

no it's like an ice punch fuck that I'd rather smell your asshole all right this is a fresh one and these are the most dangerous because the fresh ones Jamie's already laughing I know Jamie's evil. He started wagging the bag.

Do you do it? Do you do it, Jamie? Yes, I've done it. But do you do it on a regular basis? Sorry, not at all. Let me just tell you, when it opens... It's going to fuck up the podcast, no? No, no, no, no, no. But Brian Simpson did throw his headphones off and ran out of the room when he did it.

Because it burns? Yes. He got too deep. He went too deep. You don't do it that hard. And then Theo kept doing it. Theo likes it. Yeah, Theo likes it. It's. He got too deep. He went too deep. You don't do it that hard. And then Theo kept doing it. Theo likes it. Yeah, Theo likes it.

Because his nose is damaged. Also, the one that he got was not as potent. Correct. The one that we got with Brian is insanely potent. And they vary. Oh, okay. But the same bag? Yes.

The same company. But this is the thing. You want to get them right when you open them. Because then it's the most potent. Is it going to clear my sinuses? It's going to wreck your sinuses. Look at Jamie with the evil grin over there. Why are we doing this?

Why not, Eddie? It's a good one. I can't even open it. It's not even open yet. And it's already hurting me. Look, this thing's fully sealed and in the bag. Oh my god oh that's just the bag that's just the bag there's nothing in there now it will come on over there you're doing it too, Jamie? There we go. Yeah, you are, dude.

Wait, you just smelled the bottle? That's all we do? You just smelled the bottle? Put it about six inches from your nose and take a big hit. Here? Yeah. I told you, bro. I told you, bro.

It's no joke. Oh, God, my eyes. Thank you, Joe. I appreciate that. You know I wouldn't do that to you, dog. You can't even do an ice bath. I know you. I can't even get on Velociraptor. I was just at Universal Studios, and the last

time we went, I didn't even get in line for the Velociraptor. I just let my wife and my son get in line, and I didn't even bother. But this time, I didn't want to be a pussy dog. This time, I said, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to get in line

because it's all air conditioned inside and then I'm going to bail right at the end. I always bail. I did that on Incredible Hulk. I'm in line with them and right when we get to it, I just bail.

I go, sorry, my son's like, you fucking pussy. Wow. Your son calls you a pussy because of that? In so many words. He's getting

abused. His wife doesn't think he can get into an ice bath. They make fun of me. Because my son, he's 11 and he'll get on any guy. He wants the scary. We go to Orlando. He don't want to go to Disney World. He thinks that's for pussies. He wants the most

hardcore. And dude, have you ever been to Velociraptor? Yeah. Fuck that, dude. When I first looked at that shit, I'm like, I'm not doing that one. I'm too old for that shit. Can that thing fuck you up? If you do it too much.

You're only supposed to do it once a day. That's a lot. Dudes are doing it now at the mothership. Before you go on stage? Kurt Metzger was texting me last night about he's doing hits of smelling salts before he went on stage it makes sense i'm pretty it fucking wakes you right to go man i was a little sleepy i don't know how it would make you stronger like what i don't i would have to talk to a power lifter i feel like it fires up your nervous system like i feel yes i feel there's gotta be some kind of studies, right? It increases some shit.

Maybe if you did that and all of a sudden you get a spike of testosterone or something, I'd be like, damn, maybe I'll do it. Right, like maybe your body's in danger. Let me see some studies. Or it's like nicotine for your brain. Some people take a shot of whiskey. Same thing. Whiskey doesn't do that to me.

No, but what whiskey does is it calms you down and it gives you courage. You know what I mean? But it's like nicotine. Like guys that take a smoke before they go on stage. And the nicotine gives you that rush. That's a little like that. But I think that there's something extraordinary about whatever the fuck those smell exalts do. I freaked out.

Yeah, it gets deep in your nostrils. Like I feel it still. Up in here? Feel it up in there? Have you ever not smoked weed all day and then right when you get introduced to go on stage Take a hit of a pen and walk on stage. That's your first high as you walk on stage ever done that I've gotten on stage high every way conceivably possible, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah Dude to me. That's the formula. That's the formula. Oh my for me

Once I figured that cuz at first I was smoke weed like all day and then go on stage and I would forget my bits. And then I go, you know what? I can't smoke weed anymore on stage. So then I go, I'm not going to smoke weed. I'm going to go on stage. Not high. And then I would remember everything and I would see my bits. I'm like, it's better not high.

But then I would have like just like dull sets and shit. And I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Let me try smoking as they introduce me. I've been doing it ever since the last 20 shows. Oh, man, for me, that's perfect. Does it suck for you during the day, not getting high? No, no, it's all good.

If you feel like you're forgetting your material because you're too high, just generally that means to me that I didn't prepare during the day. So I didn't go over my material during the day. Because when I go over my material during the day, that's really like a part of my brain. But you never fuck up, dude. You are so polished. Yeah, but I think about it. I work at it.

Like if I have a big show and I'm going to go do a big show, I always go over my material during the day. And I used to not. Oh, really? You've been doing arenas and shit? Yeah. Oh, wow. You're a gangster. My rituals on the way to the the wherever I'm going. I'll listen to the last set I did that's very good to last set so it's fresh in my in my head in my perspective

The best thing is writing out your bits by hand. I do complete Bullet points on counts it depends on counts no sure yeah Thumb counts? Bullet points sometimes? Thumb counts? It depends. Thumb counts? Notes? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I got a million notes. That's almost as good, but the best way is actually writing it on index cards. That like cements it in your brain somehow. Like flashcards? Or you write the full fucking bit? Yeah. It depends. I like bullet points.

Some of it's bullet points. Some of it is punchlines. Some of it is... It depends on how much time I have. I really like an hour before a show to sit down with a bunch of index cards and write out each individual person. And I like no distractions. I don't want people talking to me. Yeah, they know. I usually go in the bathroom

and lock myself in there. The only reason I listen to my last show every time I do a new show is because of you. Because you always recorded your shows and you would always say, you gotta record your shows and listen to your shows. And damn, it's hard in the beginning when you're trying to get your shit together. Dude, listening to my shows in the first fucking three years is painful.

Because I'd go back and just cringe and go, oh. It was very hard. Very hard. Just recently, like just like the last six months, now I could listen to my shows. And I'm like into it. It doesn't make me cringe as much anymore. If you come up with something new on stage and you don't record your shows and listen to your shows, you might have a closing bit. It might be your best bit ever.

I have every show recorded. I only missed like one by accident. But every show I've ever done I recorded. And those early shows were fucking, I can't. I'm afraid to go back and listen to them. Don't. You don't have to The more recent one yeah listen to the more Joe when did you start then a few months ago?

What's then? Can't make a good side oh? Since my least favorite, it's just not a flavor. I like well you were downing like 18 of them I still do like a squirrel like a squirrel pouch like he's, you were downing like 18 of them at a time. I still do. Like a squirrel. He had like a squirrel pouch. He's like carrying nuts up into his fucking tree hole. I don't do the flavor. I just do the black buffalo, like the straight pouches. It's like a nicotine tobacco flavor.

Yeah. It's like a real like. Is it nicotine? It's nicotine. Is that strong? It must be stronger. That's why you like it. No, it's six milligrams. I do a few of them.

Hit me with one of them. You got to like the real actual like yeah taste of oh this is yeah this is like a sack of potatoes it's so big straight pouch dog wow yeah daddy welcome there that's potent what is that what's up this is black buffalo the straight pouches that's pretty good yeah, is that tobacco? No, just nicotine. Nicotine. Yeah. I think my friend Steve Rinella advertises this. Black Buffalo?

I'm sure. So does Cowboy. Jesus. Yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah, I like it. But it tastes like you're swallowing tobacco juice. Hell yeah, dude.

I feel like a man, right? Come on, dude. When I used to do Fear F factor, one of the stunt guys, he always had dip in his mouth and he would swallow his dip. He learned to swallow his dip. And I go, why? He goes,

well, I'm always on the set. A lot of times I can't just have a cup spit in. So I just started swallowing my dip. I'm like, Oh my God. Like the real like school tobacco. Fuck dude. That guy was taking that dip,

putting it in his lip and just swallow it. Still alive. It can't be good. Yeah. He should be taking that dip, putting it in his lip, and just swallowing it all He's still alive? It can't be good. Yeah, he should be a test study. RJ Reynolds should say, see? Look at him. He's fine. You're a pussy.

That guy's fine. Tanner Bozer's good. Got the hockey mouth. He's missing a tooth. He looks in shape. Or a wrestler mouth. Yeah, true. Or just young dude who did a lot of stupid

shit mouth. Or hillbilly mouth. Does not take much to knock your teeth out. That was very telling. That ref has tits. He does a little bit. When when fucking Mike Perry knocked out Rockhold's tooth

And Rockhold was like He goes, nah, fuck that I'm a good looking guy Fuck this, yeah I'm a bottle, bitch I don't need to have my teeth knocked out Like that guy would drag you to hell Perry?

Yeah Fuck, he's born for bare knuckle But he's also good. He's good at it. It's not as simple as like he is tough as shit. No. Because he's definitely tough as shit, but he's fucking clever. Luke is tough, too.

Michael Venn and Page is tough, but his skill set is designed for that. He knows how to get away with it and inflict a lot of damage and take a lot of damage. There's also the reality of hitting people with no gloves on. It fucking hurts. And on paper, on paper and just like common sense, boxing without gloves is more entertaining than boxing with gloves. Just on paper, no bias, no history, no heritage, no culture.

So what would you rather watch? Floyd Mayweather packing out their final fucking retirement fight with gloves or without gloves? Well, with gloves. Because they're boxers. They're boxers. Wouldn't it be crazy? Wouldn't it be insane?

It would. It would be insane. But it is a sport. Like if you watch Terrence Crawford and Earl Spence Jr., that's a great argument for boxing gloves. Correct. Because the beauty of what Crawford did to Spence, the fucking movement and the combinations and, like, that's a beautiful argument for that.

What about bare knuckle, though? Yeah, but that's not the same sport. Also, bare knuckles, it's not as beautiful. It's not the same sport because you can't get away with as much You can't do the same amount The defense is not the same You hurt your hands more I see what you're saying

It's not the sweet science I'm talking about the result As a fan of that result Unbiased on paper Unbiased on paper If Francis Ngannou and Tyson Fury fought bare knuckle. That would be insane. Imagine that.

There would be parties everywhere. There would be parties everywhere. I would say that. But Fury's done bare knuckle. Has he done bare knuckle? Yeah, gypsy. But did he do bare knuckle when he was a gypsy? Yeah, as a kid.

How about Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr. 2, bare knuckle? Someone's dying. Oh my God. That's dying. Oh, my God. That's crazy. That would be insane. Back to the Crawford-Spence fight. And I'm not taking anything away from Crawford. One of the best performances I've ever seen in any athletic event.

Is it a result of Crawford being that goddamn good? Or is it a result of Earl Spence, the concussions, the eye surgery? You know? Well, did you see him in his fight before that, though, against Ugas? He looked really good. Looked good, yeah. He looked real good. Yeah.

And Ugas is the guy who beat Manny Pacquiao. It was Manny Pacquiao's last fight. I think Crawford's that good. I think he's that good. I think it's a combination. I don't think you can take it away from Crawford. I think it's a little bit of a combination. I think they fought three years too late, just as boxing always does. Well, that car accident was fucking crazy.

Did you see the car accident that Errol Spence-Jane- Dude, I didn't know who Crawford was until four days ago. No, really? I don't pay attention to boxing. I don't got time for that. Oh, my God. I got too many conspiracy theory videos to watch. Dude, I don't got time for that.

That's hilarious. Like, everybody got to live. Like, what I want to know with you guys, seriously, both of you guys. I don't have time for that. That's hilarious. What I want to know with you guys, seriously, both of you guys, you guys are fucking encyclopedias, not only with MMA, but with fucking boxing and kickboxing. When do you guys watch this shit?

Tell me. When do you watch it? At night? Before you go to bed? Not where. When? When I'm eating breakfast. Breakfast is your fight time?

After I work out in the morning. What time do you work out generally? Eight? Nine? Yeah, somewhere around then and I'm done around noon. That's usually when I eat. And then where do you eat? I eat in the kitchen. Here? My house. At your house? And then you have like an iPad on?

No, my phone. So when you eat breakfast, you want to watch fights? Yes. Okay. Or I watch pool matches. Or I watch muscle car videos. No, whatever you do. But this is the whole idea.

Whoa. Keep it stupid. Yeah, totally. Total distraction. Yeah. I'm just looking for the art form in the boxing and in pool. I'm looking at how they get out, the patterns in muscle cars. I'm like at how they get out the patterns and muscle cars I'm like ooh

so at night when you go to sleep you don't use that for like kickboxing or boxing no very rarely what do you do at night chill

what do you watch watch TV shows like I watch Yellowstone with your wife yeah yeah yeah or I watch like I was into Succession we finished it

when do you do conspiracy theory videos I mean there's guys. You know a lot. Generally, those are during the day people send me things. But what I generally do, I don't watch too many videos, but generally I'll watch like one or two videos on something and then I start reading about it.

For me, I can't be Captain Conspiracy all day. I use football as a distraction because I know it was created for it to distract people from figuring out how the government's fucking you. Football is? Yeah, all sports are. So get them to watch sports and they're not paying attention to how their tax money is being spent. But I do pay attention to all

that. I am part-time Captain Conspiracy. But since I do spend time, then I go, okay, now I need the distraction. Football and music documentaries, dog. Football and music. I'm so into the Cleveland Browns, dog. I'm so into it.

Every day I watch videos. I'm obsessed with the Browns. Is he a Cleveland Browns fan? More than ever. More than ever. As a Cleveland Browns fan, you're always like, this is our year. No, this is our year, dog. Deshaun Watson about to fucking blow up.

Sure. Nick Chubb. Amari Cooper. You should. Elijah Moore. You should. It just never works out. Best offensive line in all of NFL?

You're in tough competition. Come on, dog. Miles Garrett. Desarius Smith. It's on now. Denzel Ward. Shit. My team's the Jets now with Rodgers.

I'm busy watching Glory, 1FC, PFL, UFC, Bellator. I don't watch any other sports. See, I watch all those sports, and then I'm into NFL. My son's super into baseball, so I'm balls deep in baseball now. My son is a baseball fanatic. Dude, two weeks ago, we flew to Kansas City on a Saturday morning. For the World Series? No, they're in last place.

Kansas City on a Saturday morning. For the World Series? No, just there in the last place. We flew to Kansas City Saturday morning to catch a game at 6 o'clock and then we got a hotel, spent the night, woke up, got a rent-a-car, drove to St. Louis on Sunday morning to catch the

1 o'clock St. Louis game and when that shit was over, we went right to the airport back to L.A. We were gone one night. We went to Kansas City and we went to St. Louis because gone one night. I love it. We went to Kansas City and we went to St. Because he's so into the baseball game on Switch. Oh, what's up?

My son's my son. So they have like real, so he's seen the Kansas City Stadium CGI. The show, MLB, the show, the game? Yeah. Yeah, he's so into that.

So is my son. My son is like on a travel team. He's like an amazing baseball player. He's 11, right? Dude, he hits 80 miles. He's 11 and he hits 80 mile an hour pitches and cracks them. Wow. He's fucking insane, dude. He's insane. My? Dude, he hits 80 miles. He's 11 and he hits 80 mile an hour pitches and cracks them.

He's fucking insane, dude. He's insane. My son has tryouts next week. He's a baseball fanatic. Yeah, so is mine. And I'm there. That's a great sport to get good at. And baseball's boring.

No brain training, bro. Dude, dude. That's why I'm running with it. I'm not paying attention to shit. I'm just getting hammered, dog. Because they sell. Dude, when we go to Dodger games and shit, I just get hammered there. I'm like, fuck.

I'm not paying attention to this stupid shit. That's so boring. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. But he loves it. That's a great dad. He loves it. He loves it, man.

Anyway, when I said World Series, I meant College World Series because he was in Kansas City every year. Oh, no, no, no, no. Because kids love the college. His favorite team is Kansas City Royals. They're in last place. Weird. Whatever.

Oh, yeah. We're in Kansas City. You know, I grew up a Cleveland Indians fan. I was always Cleveland my whole life. People thought I was insane. Like, why do you like Cleveland? Meanwhile, this is a good fight. These boys are throwing. We're missing a good fight. The other guy looks like Andrew Schultz.

Jacked Andrew Schultz. Dude, how funny is that dude? He's funny. Oh, my God. Savage. Someone asked me, who's your favorite comedian right now? Jacked Andrew Schultz Dude how funny is that dude He's funny Oh my god Savage Someone ask me Who's your favorite comedian right now And I'm like Like nowadays Have you seen Shane Gillis

Tim Dillon Have you seen Shane Gillis Andrew Schultz You need to see Oh no Shane Gillis is incredible You need to see him live I love Shane Gillis Did you see Big J

You've seen him live I've seen I've never seen him live live You gotta see him live But I've seen clips I think maybe he did Did he ever do like like Sam's show in a comedy store ever? I'm sure. Probably.

Shane's a monster. The funniest special I've seen this year is Big Jay Oakerson's. I've never heard of that show. Big Jay's very funny. Bro, Big Jay's a monster. It's hard to fuck with Tim Dillon, dog. Tim Dillon. He's a savage.

He's the best ranter of all time. By far. And dude, like I told you earlier, last night's Brian Callen set was like, I've seen him a million times. That was his greatest set.

He's been doing a lot of stand-up. He's got this Scottish bit where he's a Scottish warrior. Holy fuck. I almost threw up. This fight is crazy. We're missing a crazy fight. Brian's crushing right now. These guys are going to war. Oh, shit.

Tanner always does, though. That's why he's missing a fucking two. But they've been trading back and forth. I mean, it's been both guys teeing off. UFC's announcing some big-ass fights, huh? They have so many fighters. They have so many fighters. It. They have so many fighters. It's insane. Did I tell you about my

night watching Dana White gamble? No. Recently? We were with Shane Gillis and a bunch of his buddies, and we went to watch Dana gamble at Red Rock. Why?

Taylor Lewin, who's an NFL player. Is that like an event? Watch Dana Gamble? Well, Taylor is one of Dana's buddies. For Slap Fight. No, no, no. He's a football player. No. And he's just one of Dana's.

They were probably there for Slap Fight. But he was just, he lets Dana Gamble for him. Like he tells, Dana tells him what to bet. And they're up apparently like 400 grand. And Taylor's from Bustin' the bros so retired fighter he's hilarious these guys are hilarious him and Will Compton Will Compton's hilarious the best Will Compton actually introduced a show when Shane went up in the Mirage Will Compton actually started the show it was great Will's great so

anyway we're all after the show they go we're gonna go gamble with Dana I'm like Jesus Christ what are you doing cuz I know Dana gambles hard. Big boy money. So we go down. He's talking about it. He's all nervous. We're up like 400 grand. I'm like, well, look, if you're up 400 grand and you got that attitude, you're always going to have 400 grand to work with. He's there for five minutes. He's down $125,000.

And I'm watching this. I'm like, oh my god. My anxiety's through the roof. What game were they playing? Black Jack. Dana's down 600 grand. He was down 600 grand when we left, which was like 2 in the morning. We went to get something to eat at the diner. We ate at like 2 o'clock in the morning.

He's still gambling. He gambled there to like who knows what hours of the morning. What was the end result? He won. He got ahead. God damn. 250 bucks. No, I think he got ahead like 600 grand. Yeah, that's all of us sitting around watching this take place.

So he's down 140,000 there. What's the game? Look at me. I'm fucking tweaking. What's the game? Blackjack. Oh, shit. Wait, Donald Trump was there too?

Yeah, Donald Trump was there earlier. What? Yeah. Will Compton's hilarious. Bro, it was so wild to watch money go away so quick. You know, you think about how hard you work, and you think about how long it takes to make $140,000, and then you watch these guys just going hard.

$60,000 a hand. $120,000. Go all in. Double it up. Split it. But Dana's playing with Taylor's money? Like, Taylor's been like, hey, here's money. Play for me? Yes. Dana's telling him what to do. Oh, gotcha. Dana Dana's playing with Taylor's money? Taylor's been like, hey, here's money, play for me?

Yes. Dana's telling him what to do. Dana's telling him what to do and Taylor bets. So Dana leaves his table to come over to Taylor's table. He gets him ahead. He got ahead by $65,000 and he's quit. He's like, that's it. So he won $65,000. But at one point in time, you see he's down

$140,000 at one point in time. So Dana just goes right back to his table, and he's, you know, 600 grand in the hole, and he's fine. He's talking to everybody, hanging out, and I go, do you do this a lot? He goes, too much. I go, how often do you do this? He's like, too much.

What, too much every day? I don't know, man, but I think it's one of the reasons why he likes living in Vegas. He was on vacation in Italy, in the Amalfi Coast, and he hired a casino to come to the fucking yacht. Oh, wow. So he has a blackjack table in the back. He's gambling real money. He's basically challenging that casino.

Come on, my boy. Yeah. We'll battle, and we'll battle. I don't think that's an uncommon thing. I think they do stuff like that for high rollers. And it's in damn damn. Because most of those guys are junkies, just gambling junkies. I was watching the anxiety.

I was having anxiety and I had no money. I have anxiety right now about it. No money. And I'm just watching. I'm like, ah. But that feeling of winning, they were like, fuck yeah. Like, you go, oh, I get it. You guys are drug addicts.

You're just getting this gambling drug. Dopamine. But isn't Dana so good at gambling? He can't gamble at some clubs in Vegas. They won't let him in. They kicked, look at him. That's him. The Palms kicked him out.

When you're supposed to be on vacation, but you're a sick fuck. Look at him with stacks of cash. Is that his son? Yeah, that's his son. Look how crazy that is. He brought a fucking casino to set up a blackjack table on a yacht. That's pretty baller, man. That's like jujitsu dudes bringing mats on a yacht to do jujitsu and have a seminar.

No, that's healthy. Yeah, that'd be healthy. That's healthy. Do a little rolling on the yacht. Dana must be pretty fucking good, though. You brought kettlebells on your boat? I brought kettlebells. I don't think there's anything wrong with doing something that's healthy.

And if you were going to be on a vacation on a yacht, I mean, doing jujitsu would be amazing. I don't think there's anything wrong with Dana doing it because it's not like he can't pay his mortgage. It's not like he can't pay his mortgage. And that money just keeps coming in. It just keeps rolling in. The money keeps coming in. However, watching those guys play, it's psycho. It just keeps rolling in. The money keeps coming in. However, watching those guys play,

it's psycho. It's really psycho because, you know, So much money. He might lose a million dollars in a night

and he might win a million dollars and like how many nights are there? That's why they do it though. 365 fucking nights in a year. If everything

goes terribly wrong, you could lose 300 million dollars. He likes living on the edge. He thrives on it. He loves that gambling rush. And I don't like it at all.

No, it's not for me. I'm not into it. I thought when I was shit, like 26, I thought I figured out how to beat the game. Which game? The roulette wheel. Oh, God. I just said, hey, listen. I'm going to go in there and not get greedy and win 500 bucks

and win. I'm going to win 500 bucks every night. I'm going to go in and just put, like, I figured out if I put, you know, 500 bucks on bread. If I lose, now I need like, you know, what, a thousand or you just keep doubling it up and you just got to come with like $10,000 to win 500 bucks and get out of there with 500 bucks and then i realized there's a limit you can't do that shit they already figured that shit out i'm like fuck they won't let you no no because they know like like if you just want to win 500 bucks and you're good you wouldn't want you want to keep it keep it simple right you put 500 bucks on red right if you lose now you're down 500 bucks

now you got to get that 500 bucks back, plus another 500. So you gotta have a lot of cash. So the goal would be you keep going until you win. You gotta just win one out of ten times. One out of ten times, you'll be up 500 and get the fuck out of there with your 500. But you need to have a lot of cash.

They won't let you do that? They won't let you do that. Really? What's the limit? What do they say? The limit is you can't bet more than, I don't know, 1,000 at a time. So then you can't do it. Then it doesn't work. But that's only certain tables, right? The ones I went to. I went to Tahoe and I go, I got this shit figured out.

I'm going to win 500 bucks and then I'm going to quit. I'm not going to be greedy. And every night I'm going to get 500 bucks. And it's going to pay for everything. But then I realized, damn, they already figured it out. And then I said, fuck gambling. What's weird is that blackjack, there's a percentage that goes to the house, right?

It's like 51%. It's like the odds are in favor of the house. But when Dana won a shitload of the palm, they kicked him out. They said, you can't come back because he won like $7 million in a night. Don't they love him, though? Back then, they didn't.

No. They told him. And so then he pulled the UFC from the Palms. Oh. OK, come back. He's like, hey, fuck you. We got free buffers. He was so good, they banned him from it.

Yeah. That's crazy. Well, he just hits them with big numbers. Yeah. He goes hard. But I just can't believe that if you win enough money, they say you can't gamble even though they have an advantage. Do you think he's cheating or something?

It makes sense, though. How can he be cheating? How can you cheat a blackjack? You can count cards, right? But don't they put, like, multiple decks together? Yeah. And there's cameras on you? Right.

I mean, but counting cards, why is that illegal? That seems crazy that you're smart. It seems crazy that you, like, use strategy. Yeah. You can't. You can't think. You can't remember stuff. No thinking.

There's no remembering. The boys are throwing, dude. Yeah, they are throwing. Schultz, he looks like he's losing this one. Dana is, man, what a straight shooter that guy is. You know what I mean? He's very much a straight shooter. For that guy, for him, you know, to be so pro-Donald Trump, you know what I mean?

He's like, listen, Donald Trump. Well, he's been friends with Donald Trump forever. No, totally. And he's, you know, he could, UFC is owned, you know, by Hollywood. You would think that, you know, Dana would get a little pressure hearing that, but he don't give a fuck. Dana don't give a fuck. Well, I'm sure he's experienced pressure because of that.

However, he makes them a lot of fucking money, and that is the only guy for that job. Agree. That's the only guy that's going to run that business the way he runs it. And he's so straight out in post-fight interviews. He says fuck like a million times at an interview. The way he writes. And he's so straight out in like post-fight interviews. Yeah. He says fuck like a million times at an interview. I love that shit.

Yeah, well he's got real fuck you money. Yeah. And he's busy blowing it right down the aisle. And he's like fuck you. He's like fuck you. If you want to believe

all the propaganda on Trump, fuck you. He's coming to my show. He's my buddy. He's always been fucking cool to me. He's a fucking, so I love that about Dana. Yeah, agreed. Dana's just like, he don't give a fuck. He's going to do whatever the fuck he cool to me. He's a fucking so I love that about Dana Yeah, that's just like he don't give a fuck. He's gonna do whatever the fuck he wants to do

He's not gonna you know fucking do any propaganda bullshit You appreciate cuz not many guys like that who can afford to do that too. Nobody has the courage to talk like great There's no one in public sports. I respect it. Yeah, I mean no one in professional sports It's public that talks like that a press conferences. Dude, he's like, I don't give a fuck. And meanwhile, people love him for it, and the sport is bigger because of it. Correct. Because he's being authentic. Figure it out, you fucking idiots.

How about Masvidal says Trump texts him like once a week? That's hilarious. That's badass. That is so hilarious. He goes, I'm Trump's favorite fighter. It's not Colby Covington. That's hilarious. That is so hilarious. He goes, I'm Trump's favorite fighter. It's not Colby Covington. That's hilarious. That is hilarious.

They got everybody to think Trump was a fascist dictator. They got everybody to believe that. I know people that think he's a fascist dictator. Is his name Brian Callen? No, not him. Brian's not. Brian isn't. No, but I got friends that believe that shit.

Like, he is a Russian fucking spy. Well, they just. He is. Brian's not. Brian isn't. No, but I got friends that believe that shit. Like, he is a Russian fucking spy. Well, they just bought that fucking narrative. That Russian collusion shit. The Steele dossier. Yeah. Hillary's shit. You would think by now, by now you go, oh shit, they got me. They got me.

But what you would really think was that, would that be that mainstream news would have had to correct the whole Russian collusion narrative that they were peddling for two years. Do you know they still stick with it? Like when they interview Adam Schiff, they go, now that all the Russian collusion shit is all out and it's all bullshit. He goes, what are you talking about? You know, da-da-da was a Russian agent. He goes, he had Russian ties. They stick with Donald Trump was a Russian fucking asset. They still

go with that. That's a smart thing to do. A lot of people still believe it. They stick with it. They stick with it. I think you kind of have to. Same with the pandemic, too. You ever heard Newsom be like, my bad, we fucked up. No, we did the right thing. Doubling down, telling you to get... That Peter Hotez guy was telling everybody to get boosted

before they go see Barbie. God, dog. Crazy. For real. I see people are going out to the movies. Might be a telling everybody to get boosted before they go see Barbie. God. For real. For real. Like, I see people are going out to the movies. Might be a good idea to get boosted. Genocide. Meanwhile, that guy looks like a fucking moron. What are you doing?

Aren't you paying attention? Aren't you on at Died Suddenly Worldwide on Instagram? He's not, I'm sure. He's not. Dude, I get that. There's every day some kid dies, like, in their sleep. And it's not just kids, man. Yeah.

It's adults it's all there's dude have you noticed that like celebrities are dying

like a motherfucker lately have you guys noticed that the Jamie Foxx one he hasn't really said what happened yeah in Hollywood

they're not gonna allow him to and he did a weird post they thought it was anti-semitic but he was talking about someone and he said they and for whatever reason They're not going to allow him to. And he did a weird post. They thought it was anti-Semitic, but. He was talking about someone, and he said they. And for whatever reason, someone interpreted.

As Jews, right? Someone, as they, like right when you trust them, they stab their back on you. They did it to Jesus. He said they did it to Jesus. Oh, they did it to Jesus. So he thought, but wasn't that the Romans? You're talking to the wrong guy when it comes to religion. Who's supposed to have been crucified? You don't believe in Jehovah's Witness?

Was it the Jews? Is that really what was supposed to happen? They thought the Jews killed Jesus, right? That's what I've always heard, but I could have sworn it was the Romans. No. I don't know the story. Bring that shit up, Jamie. Like who officially?

But the problem with the Jesus story is the Jesus story is like there's a book called the god who wasn't or the a documentary called the god who wasn't there that goes over the history of the real life jesus and like how unlikely it is there was actually a real person but that's very disputed very disputed it's so hard to know how do you know about a guy who is from 2 000 years ago you know and how do you know when you're dealing with people writing things down and you know the context and the translation a lot of the stories about him were written hundreds of years after his death telephone Most of history I don't even know what to believe now. Who do they think Jamie? Who do they think killed Jesus? Pontius Pilate look at this gambling problem. There's a fucking ad for a gambling problem. Oh, wasn't it Judas?

Wait a minute. Judas killed Caesar. No, Judas turned. He killed Caesar? He turned on Jesus. That's right. What was Pontius Pilate? Didn't he stab somebody?

Yeah, he did something too. We're not Bible scholars, folks. Here it goes. Here we go. Jamie says, according to gospel accounts, Jewish authorities in Roman Judea. Okay. Roman Judea charged Jesus with blasphemy and sought his execution, but lacked the authority to have Jesus put to death.

So they brought Jesus to Pontius Pilate. I told you. The Roman governor of the province who authorized Jesus' execution. Dude, I just fucking guessed and I nailed it. Right. But it was Judas that gave him up, right? What did Judas do? He's Pontius Pilate, dog.

So is that what Jamie Foxx was referring to? No. What a fucking name. He was referring to a fake friend and just saying, hey, they've killed nice people before they killed Jesus. That's what he was saying. He's nice and then someone was saying. They even did it to Jesus. It's not anti-Semitic.

It seems like that's not even true, though, because it seems like the Romans did it. Correct. If Pontius Pilate had, you know, got the Romans to kill him, then he, you know, he kind of... But I think it was all... I love Romans.

I think it was all good, and then Jennifer Aniston liked this post. Like, oh, Jennifer Aniston's anti-Semitic, and she came out, she's like, I do not condone this, this anti-Semitic shit. And then that's when it blew up. So she said it was anti-Semitic when they came after she's like i do not condone this this anti-semitic shit and then that's when it blew up so she said it was anti-semitic when they came after her yes after she liked it yes and she was like i didn't like that it was an accident you know the hollywood bullshit oh boy jamie foxx offers his deepest apologies after being accused of anti-semitism

post i'm sorry i don't know i chose now know my choice of words have caused offense, the actor wrote in a statement. Yeah, but he definitely wasn't saying that he was talking about Jewish people. He was just talking about someone who fucked him over. Yeah, and he's saying, sorry, you guys took it that way. That wasn't my intention. Yeah, he meant it in the sense of

when you're a good person, people will fuck you over. Did he mention Jesus in his post? No, no, no. He did. He said they did like they did to Jesus. He was talking about people that were kind, kind people. To clarify. I was betrayed by a fake friend, and that's what I mean with they,

not anything more. There you go. He added, I only have love in my heart for everyone. I love and support the Jewish community. What was the actual post that he had? Because he did take it down. Because it was misconstrued. There it goes.

They killed this dude named Jesus. What do you think they'll do to you? Hashtag fake friends, hashtag fake love. Yeah, come on. They killed this dude named Jesus. What do you think they'll do to you? Yeah, God. People need to look at the actual history of it.

Maybe he's talking about Romans. Mm-hmm. Maybe he's talking about people who make good pizza. Maybe his friend was Roman. Yeah. Maybe he's an Italian guy. Finally fucking Hamzat's

fighting, man. Yeah. Who's he fighting? Paulo Costa. Oh, shit. Listen, if Paulo Costa can get back to the form that he had when he was marching his way up to the title, that's a very interesting fight because he's fucking huge.

You think about the problems that Gilbert gave Hamzat, right? Hamzat's fucking big now, huh? Getting up to 185. He's getting jacked. What if he misses weight at 185? Oh, Dana's going to kill him. Imagine. Because he missed 170 by 8 pounds, which is...

But in his defense, I think part of that problem was that they did that in New York. And there's commissions that are much more sensitive to fighters cutting weight. And they want to intervene and stop fighters when they're really weak. And then there's places like Vegas, like, la, la, la, la, la, la, not listening. They're not going and visiting dudes while they're cutting weight and making sure they're okay. I like those guys. Just let him show up at 10 in the morning,

and if he's 8 pounds lighter than he is when he looks like death, then he makes it. That's it. Because a lot of those guys can make weight. They can fucking make it. I think with Hamzat, if it's a version of the Paulo Costa in his last fight that fought Luke Rockhold, he's going to have a tough fucking night in the office. Hamzat, to me, man, that motherfucker is so talented.

He is, but we haven't seen him fight elite talent at 185. He knocked out Gerald Mearshart with one punch, so you don't see too much with that other than he can crack. Kevin Holland, he ragdolled. Kevin Holland's fucking good. But that also is a last-minute fight. Three-second notice. Kevin Holland did not train for Hamzat.

He did not prepare for an elite wrestler. Still impressive, though. Very impressive. Black belt on the ground. Very impressive. Look, no doubt, unquestionably impressive. However, you know. The Gilbert Burns, he's just got a rock him, sock him robot fight.

Still won. Don't get it twisted. Still won. Still won. Fighting stupid. Got dropped, you know, and he showed that in wars he's hittable, right? So he never got hit at all for most of his career. I think he showed he's a dog.

He's a dog. Even throughout the game plan. He's a dog. That motherfucker still beat Gilbert Burns, who's ranked number, what, one or two in the world at the time? And never, what is that? That's Jake coming in the arena in a tank. He's coming in in a tank?

He's a showman. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Jake Paul is rolling in on a real tank. I wonder how much that costs. What do you think, $200,000? To make it happen. For a day?

To rent a tank. You have to have a license. Maybe you know some dude in the Middle East that let him borrow his tank. Is that where they're at? No, they're in Dallas. Take my tank, my friend. Take my tank, my friend. Yeah, but you know what?

They're in Dallas. Listen, nobody's throwing away or throwing around, I should say, more money now than the Saudis. True. They're doing some wild shit. They're taking over golf. Soccer? They're taking over soccer.

They're offering crazy money for soccer, and then they're offering, they're like, I want to see Frank Stasingano and Tyson Fury. Let me just pay for it. Yeah, this is a big fight. Remember this guy's last fight? Remember he got called last minute Diego Lopez, combat jiu-jitsu veteran? Yeah. He's been on three of my shows.

He's a beast, man. They say those Saudis next are going after the NBA. Hear that, Jamie? Because they're tossing such big money. Now the NBA guy's like, shit, I'd do that for a year. And they're like, really? They've got so much money. All the money.

They have so much money. They can make wild shit happen. I mean, if you go to Saudi Arabia or if you go to Dubai and you look at the amount of money that's in those fucking buildings, the construction that they put in there. If you look at the skyline of Abu Dhabi, or look at Dubai, rather, from 1980 and now, it's crazy what they've done. So this is a good fight. Great fight.

That's why when people are like, oh, France is only getting $8 million, I'm like, you think the Saudis are only paying France $8 million? That's so cute. I wonder what they are paying them. What do you think they're paying him? If you had to guess. 20. 20's good.

They might make that money back, too. No, he's getting 20. Oh, no. Nut shot. And that was a hard kick to the dick. That's 20 up front. He's going to need five minutes. Plus pay-per-view.

I bet he walked out with 30-something. Yeah, he's not faking it. Nut shot. Let me see here. Yaga. 20 up front plus pay-per-view. I bet he walked out with 30-something. Yeah, he's not faking it. That's not a fake. Let me see here. Yaga. That's a hard kick to the nuts. Dude, he's going to need like 11 minutes.

I think that should be an automatic point deduction. No warning. It's so fucking stupid. Eye gouges, fence grab, nut shot, one point. At least it was the toes. It changes the dynamic of the fight. Now this kid has a stomach ache. He's out of it. They fight mentally.

And they just go, don't do that again. Right. It's fucking stupid. I feel like all three of those things you just nailed. Eye pokes for sure. Because even if it's an accident, if you're doing that, and the guy runs into your fingers, that guy's compromised. You get a point taken off.

Correct. Because you've seen so many guys go in after they got poked in the eye and get fucked up. In fact, Tony Ferguson in his last fight, he was doing well in that fight until he got an eye poked. I'm not taking anything away from Bobby because Bobby looked awesome. I think Bobby would probably still beat him. Bobby's slick. He's fast, but he got poked hardcore in his fucking eyeball, and then after that it went downhill. You could see him shaking his head.

I was in Mexico for that fight, so I missed it, because we were actually doing a show while that fight was going on. So, did he take like five minutes? Was there a break? What happened? He took a break. Not five minutes. For a while, was he like just... Yeah, he was compromised.

They brought in the doctor. The fight wasn't going his way, but he like just... Yeah, he was compromised. Yeah, they brought in the doctor. The fight wasn't going his way. But he had landed some good shots. Look at that. He got him. Oh, shit. That could be a wrap, kid. That could be a wrap.

Tucker controls his head. Tucker's very good on the ground. He's got to pull that wrist. He's got to pull it. Pull the wrist. Pull the wrist. Pull the wrist. Also control his posture.

Oh! Switch it to an arm bar. Pull the arm. Pull the wrist. Pull the wrist. Pull the arm. Pull the wrist. control his posture Switch it to an arm bar Pull the arm Pull the arm Pull the wrist Pull the arm Pull the wrist Pull the arm

Pull the wrist Oh shit he's cinching it His tension is A wrap Oh that's a wrap That's a wrap That's a wrap right there He's gonna get his arm

Oh no No no You gotta cinch it He's gotta cinch it There we go Oh it's over now Control the hand It's over

Oh that arm's bad That arm's bad Oh he's tapping The kid tapped He tapped On the transition he tapped Damn It's over now. Oh, wow. Control the head, brother. It's over. Oh, that arm's bad. That arm's bad. Oh, he's tapping. He's tapping. Oh, he didn't. The kid tapped. He tapped. He tapped. On the transition, he tapped.

Damn. Wow. See what happens when you do the Eddie Bravo Invitational? Yeah, that's what happens when you train for combat jiu-jitsu. There you go. Amazing. That's what it's for. Amazing.

Look at him. That's got to be the best feeling in the world. Damn. He fucked that dude's arm up. Yeah, that was bad. Beautiful triangle, huh? Yep. The dude should have escaped immediately.

That's the problem. People stay in there and they try to get caught. Try to fight. As soon as you get caught with one arm in, one arm out, you got to fucking pull out. You can't wait. Or get the other arm in. That's the problem. Everybody waits.

They hesitate. What should I do? As soon as you get caught one arm in here, you get caught here, boom, you just got to go. Guys that know that and have that. He hesitate. What should I do? As soon as you get caught one-arming here, you get caught here. Boom. You just got to go. Guys that know that and have that. He jumped to the triangle. Right here you get out.

Right here. You limp arm out of there. You don't wait. But he waited. And he let him. He let him set up and squeeze and set it up. He could still be out right now because the ankle's across. Right here it's too late, dog.

Right here all you have is that last. Oh, look at that. Oh, look how bad it goes. Right here, it's too late, dawg. Right here, all you have is the last. Oh, bro. He's tapping there. Oh, look at that. Oh, look how bad it goes. Boom. Look how bad it goes. That thing went sideways. Hey, credit to him for letting go. The dude was tapping on the other arm, too, in the transition.

I missed the tap. Look how nasty this is. You'll see it right here. Look at the bend in the arm. Right there. Right there. And then right there. Look right there.

He keeps tapping on the other arm. I couldn't see it. He was a little bit blocked. Yeah. But goddamn, the bend in that elbow was so nasty. Holy shit. Great haircuts. Holy shit.

That was savage. He's definitely going to bonus. You can watch him on combat jiu-jitsu on UFC Fight Pass. Did he fuck a dude up on there? Pluggy plug. Did he fuck the dude up on your Fight Pass? He's won and he's, you know, he's never won the whole thing because combat jiu-jitsu is a 60

man tournament. There's only one winner. Everybody loses. Did you say 60 man tournament? 16. Jesus Christ. Every show is a 60 man tournament. And they slap each other in the head more than once in a night? It's a 60 man tournament, dog. It's like getting hit in the head and then you get a little break and then you get hit in the head again? Yep. If you win,

if you win, it's like UFC 2, dog. If you win, you you win, if you win, if you win, it's like UFC 2, dog. If you win, you had a fight four times. Thanks, brother. That could be like real bad for your brain. That's good, brother. Thank you. No, it's not. I think getting slapped in the head multiple times in a day could suck.

It's mostly jujitsu. The strikes come in when there's no jujitsu. When there's like, you know, when you watch just regular sub only jujitsu, The strikes come in when there's no jujitsu. When you watch just regular sub only jujitsu, there's a lot of spots where there's not much happening. There could be like five minutes, not much happening. Can't pass the guard. Guy can't sweep you. But when you add the striking element,

you can rest. There's no rest. Because at any point, you can get fucking crushed. We've had knockouts, broken orbitals, broken noses, blood. We had one fight where you're knocked out? Hell yeah. Dude, palm strikes are no joke. People say, oh, slap. It's a jiu-jitsu

slap. It ain't no slapping, dog. This ain't no slap. There are some slaps. Like if you have a guy's back, you have a guy's back, you're kind of slapping him like this to open up the chokes. That's the only slap. But if you're on top, there ain't no slapping, dog. They're fucking pumped.

Those are real strikes. Dudes break their noses. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's awesome, dude. 16-man tournaments. And it's a loophole. You could have multiple fights in a night like an old UFC tournament. Exactly.

So that's what I always say. I always say the difference between MMA and combat jiu-jitsu is huge. MMA got striking. They got elbows. They got standing striking. They got standing striking. We don't have standing striking. We have one minute of wrestling, and we take you down.

Combat jiu-jitsu is basically just my personal favorite part of the UFC, concentrated. Are you allowed to use knees to the body on the ground? No. Just palm slaps, bro. Just palm strikes. But can't you punch the body on the ground? Palm strikes. Only palm strikes. Everything's palm strikes. Did it used to be you could to the body on the ground? No. Just palm slaps, bro. Just palm strikes. But can't you punch the body on the ground? Palm strikes. Only palm strikes.

Everything's palm strikes. Did it used to be you could punch the body? No. No punching ever. Always palm strikes. Okay. You know what I mean? But, see, that's the thing.

The thing that blew the UFC up was UFC 2. That 16-man tournament. Nobody knew anybody. They didn't know any of those guys. But by the end of the tournament, fucking knew you knew hoist and Patrick Smith Very well, you knew their career. You knew their last three fights. You just saw it So if you're invested 16-man tournament creates the ultimate super fight. So every time we do a show That's why I do it because of UFC to

So it's like a whole season of sports wrapped into one three-hour event. How long does it take to go through the 16 fights? Three hours. So it's a three-hour event. It's like a whole season. You don't need to know anything about the competitors going in. You don't need to know anything about the history. At the end of that night, if you pay attention to that first round and then the second round,

first two rounds are like the regular season. Bro, look at that arm. Savage. It's so bent backwards man his arms fuck they should do like an ultimate fighter look at it afterwards watch this again check this out again look how nasty the bend is watch his other arm eddie right there right there see okay he did yeah he taps three times yeah yeah so what I was saying is the first two rounds of a 16 man tournament is like the regular season

and then the third round those are the playoffs and then the last round that's the fucking Super Bowl all it's a whole season so a 16 man tournament

you can't do that in MMA so that's what combat jiu jitsu has that MMA doesn't yeah we don't have any Muay Thai we don't have any boxing

but we got 16 man tournaments and we get and we only let guys stand for a, we don't have any Muay Thai, we don't have any boxing, but we got 16-man tournaments. And we only let guys stand for a minute. We don't do a lot of wrestling. We fucking get them down. After a minute, if there's no takedown, we bring them down. How do you decide who's in guard? Flip a coin.

You remember Glory Last Man Standing? They had a kickboxing fight where Joe Schilling fought. Oh, yeah, we were there. We were there live, right? I remember Gene Simmons was there. I'm like, shit, Gene Simmons is right there, and I went up to him and asked him some,

I wanted to ask him the most obscure question ever so that he knew I was, like, super hardcore. Like, the most obscure question. What did you ask him? I said, their most obscure album and their biggest retail failure, the lowest point of their career was The Elder

music from The Elder I love the album and there's a song called Under the Rose and I love the solo and Ace Frehley I always thought Ace Frehley played

and it was like one of my favorite Ace Frehley solos and then I you know as you find out like damn they had a lot of studio musicians

and Ace Frehley was fucked up and on Coke he was on the other side of the world they were making albums without Ace and I asked Gene I go did Ace play the solo on under the rose anyone like this no wow and that's it

and i walked away i didn't want to be embarrassed because the first time i met him i got embarrassed paul stanley and gene simmons were at the fm station a club in hollywood and i was there to watch a kiss cover band and and I was watching this Kiss cover band, and I'm like, oh my God, I'm 21 years old, and Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are checking it out too. They're at the bar, and everyone's, they're all around them taking pictures and shit. I'm like, oh my God, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons.

Oh my God, I'm gonna wait. I'm not gonna go up, right? I'm gonna wait till everybody's done, and I'm gonna go up, and I'm gonna show them that I'm the ultimate fan. So I go up, and it was just Paul Stanley. Gene Simmons was like off to the side, and I go up to Paul Stanley, and I said, hey, I just wanna let you know that I'm the ultimate fan. So I go up and it was just Paul Stanley. Gene Simmons was like off to the side and I go up to Paul Stanley

and I said, hey, I just want to let you know that I'm a huge fan and you're like my father. And then Paul Stanley was backed up. Dude, he was backed up against the bar

and I'm like, and I'm like, you're like my, and he's looking at, and he's like this against the bar and he goes, Gene,

and Gene's passing, Gene Simmons from Kiss is passing by and he grabbed him. He goes, save me! And he walked away and I just stood there. I remember this story. Oh my god, dude.

Dude, I got humiliated by my gods. What's going on, Jamie? What are you showing me? Is it Nate? What's he doing? I can't hear you. He says just before the fight. So the fight's next? No, no.

Jeremy Stevens is about to go out there, I think. And is there one fight after Jeremy Stevens? Yes. The man just arrived. The female fight. So we're about to watch Kennedy and Zetchiku and Dustin Jacoby. Dude, how about Clarissa Shields and Keith Thurman are going to fight? That seems kind of crazy.

But it's crazy if Keith is like, I'm going to knock this bitch out he's like no i'm just gonna use jabs and it's like hey he's a world champion like dude if he goes full tilt like you're about to realize the difference between man and woman it's not safe horrible but clare shields i guarantee i can outbox if he beats her ass if he beats her down like if he drops her down, like if he drops her, if he one-times her. Bro. Bro. Then all those people arguing for, you know, transgender man sports. I'm like, check, please.

We're good. I mean, I respect her courage. She's a savage. For wanting to do that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Back up. Clarissa Shields is having an exhibition boxing match with Keith Thurman.

Is that a man? Oh, yeah. Keith Thurman. Is that a man? Oh, yeah. Keith Thurman's a former world champion. So a girl's going to fight a guy? A knockout artist. The best girl. The best female boxer. Is fighting an average guy?

No. World champion. He's a world champion. Savage. Same weight? No. She's a little bigger than him, right? Yeah.

Would she fight 54? Yeah. Well, that's kind of cool. I want to watch that. Bro. Does she have a chance? She's a little bigger than him, right? Yeah. Would she fight 54? Yeah. Well, that's kind of cool. I want to watch that. Bro. Does she have a chance? She's a very good boxer. She's a very good boxer.

But Keith can knock her block off. You should be a politician. But he's in a no-win situation. You should be a politician. You know what I mean? Like, if he wins, it's a big deal. I really like her. That's what I'm saying.

Me too. So here's her sparring with dudes. She did some sparring with dudes. Not Keith Thurman. You see her sparring with dudes. She did some sparring with dudes. Not Keith Thurman. You see her sparring with Cyborg? Yeah. She fucked Cyborg up. Man, she's got cakes.

Yeah, she's pretty. She's good. She's very good. I had her on the podcast. She's fun. And she's a serious boxer. Elite. Greatest woman of all time.

That's what she calls herself. Four division champion. Yeah. Like Crawford's the first male four-division champion. She's the first female. If the counters are there and Thurman lands, like, yikes. His hook. Does she want to do MMA?

She has done MMA. Oh, what? She fought in the PFL. It didn't go well for her. Yeah, she won one fight and she lost one fight. And then she got mounted by a wrestler? Well, she spent a lot of time at Jackson's. She's training at Jackson's.

Okay. She's a bad woman, man. She's a bad woman. How old is she? Interprime. Interprime. 28? I don't know how old she is.

Keith's a little bit past his prime, but I don't know what the odds are on it. How old is Claressa? But Keith Herman can fucking crack. Like one punch, one knockout. We got a side story going on right now. We got a fun boxing match that just happened in a baseball game. Check out the screen.

This is going viral right now online. They square off right here. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, he got knocked out. Dude, he got dropped. That's the best player on the White Sox. He got off a couple of punches first, too.

He dropped him. He looked like he had good hands first. Let me see that again. He had a good stance. He looked like Brian Callen. Well, the first guy, the guy who came forward, this guy, the southpaw, he looked like he knows what he's doing. Kinda.

Oh! Bang! Oh! Click! He won that right hand. Click! look at this his feet get stiff to bang Yeah Fantastic baseball why don't they let them do that? Let them do it in the red to the Guardians. Oh

Guardians I Can't you know what I can't fuck with the Guardians that once they change their name I'm like I'm done with I'm done with the Indians. I still rock the Cleveland Indians jersey with the original Indian logo on it. Is that illegal now? It's frowned upon in LA. Do you know why they were called the Cleveland Indians? Because they were from Cleveland and they used Native Americans as their mascot?

No, they actually had Indians on their team. Really? Isn't that true? Yeah, yeah. That's why they called them the Cleveland Indians. They had real Indians on their team. It wasn't racist. true? Yeah, yeah. That's why they called him the Cleveland Indians. They had real Indians on their team. It wasn't racist. And he was the best player, though, right?

But now it's cultural appropriation. Wasn't it like Jim Thorpe? Was he on the team? No, no, no. It wasn't him. And Clarissa Shields, by the way, is 28. Oh, yeah. So she's in her prime.

Super prime. And Keith's a little bit out of his prime, but don't get it twisted. I would say Keith is probably 34. He's in a no-win situation, Don. How old is Keith Thurman? Come on. That's like you knock her out. Good for you. You know what I mean? It might stop all this. Congratulations. 34? Yeah, he probably 34. He's in a no-win situation, Don. How old is Keith Thurman? Come on. That's like, you knock her out, good for you. You know what I mean?

It might stop all this. Congratulations. Yeah, he's 34. And he's taking some. So Keith's not over the hill. So what's up with this No More Apex shit? Is that for real? No, they have fights at the Apex next weekend.

I thought Dana said No More Apex. Because they wanted audience. No, he loves it there. Oh, really? In financial, it makes sense. I loves it there oh really okay i love it there oh i want to fly in to catch fights at the apex it's amazing no i've been there i watched steep bay versus francis at the apex isn't it better though is it better with the audience though dog come on man it's like watching someone do an acoustic set it's different like i i'm super

spoiled i'm super sad with a big audience listen I'm super spoiled. Acoustic set with a big audience is good. I'm super spoiled because I get to see these big arenas and I'm at the best shows ever. But for me, when there's no crowd and I get to hear the slap of every strike and I get to hear the corners yelling out, crystal clear, no audience, it's amazing.

But Joe, for the fighters it sucks. When Justin Gaethje fought Tony Ferguson, it sucks for the fighters, it sucks. When Justin Gaethje fought Tony Ferguson, it was an arena in... Yeah, it sucks for the fighters. Arena in Jacksonville. No one there. When Tony Ferguson fought Justin Gaethje. There was no one there. It was amazing. It was the first fight that I cornered

that I realized, because usually every fight that anybody ever cornered, you're yelling at the fighter at the top of your lungs, and they can barely hear you. Most of the time, they don't hear you. But that one match, Tony Ferguson against Justin Gagey, dude, there was nobody.

And we would yell the same way, but they were like, damn, everybody can hear. Everybody in the world could hear this shit. I'm like, throw an Imanari! Throw an Imanari! Yeah, you kept saying, try an Imanari roll. Yeah. He actually tried it in his last fight.

Those fucking words. People made fun. People made fun. They just don't realize that it's the third option. It's better if you can take someone down with just straight wrestling or judo. It's better. But if you can't, you know, Justin Gage is hard to take down. He ain't the easiest guy to take down.

He wrestled. All-American. And yeah, so if you can't take him down, there is option you could eminari do what ryan hall does ryan hall eminari's and taps people out all the it happens all the time so that's that's that was one of one of the options in the game plan if we can't take him down we can eminari tangle up the legs and and drag him to the ground sandhagen i do it from time to time yeah cory will do everything to you he'll do he'll do and try everything. Look at Imanari himself.

You know how many Imanari's Imanari threw in MMA fights, dude? Oh, yeah. Like 30. Tons. Yeah. That's all he did. Just come spiraling in. He'll come in and just fucking.

Isn't that how he got George Gorgel? Didn't he get him with an Imanari roll? I don't remember, but he's done it so much, dude. He's so good. He's done it so much, dude. He's so good. He's done it so much. I think he did one to Mike Brown back in the day, too, like 2005. How about that Justin Gaethje head kick on Dustin Poirier? Wasn't that wild?

Nuts. Wild. Nuts. And the fact that it's a direct mirror of the Leon Edwards, Kamaru Usman knockout. A direct mirror, just the opposite side. Same city, just different way. Did you see the video of Usman freaking out? Dude, Usman lost it.

But Dustin, he recognized it was coming. He still had his hand up. Kamaru didn't have his hand up. Right, right, right. He threw that right hand and just right after the right hand, the right leg. I love that fight because they could fight 100 times and Dustin's going to win 50. And then fucking, you know, Justin's going to win 50. Like that goes back and forth.

Maybe. You know, it's hard to say. I feel like Justin's a different animal now. I really do. The judges and I gave it to Dustin that first round. Justin was lighting him up in that first fight, lighting his legs up in that first fight, but then Dustin caught up with that perfect counterpunch and took him out.

But Dustin was having success in that first round. Oh, yeah. Listen, man, if he doesn't get caught with that head kick, who knows what happens. That's why I love that. What do you do with Justin now? You just wait for the Charles Oliveira-Makachev winner? I think so, yeah. Now, according to Chael Sonnen, Charles Oliveira's not going to take that fight.

What? Why? And Yuzi Uncle Chael's pretty spot on.nen, Charles Oliveira's not going to take that fight. What? Why? And Yuzi Uncle Chael's pretty spot on. Why does he say he's not going to take that fight? I don't know. He doesn't release why. He's like, I guarantee you Charles Oliveira doesn't take that fight. Really?

He wants another fight. He keeps calling out Conor. He's calling out somebody else. Hmm. Chael knows something. When he leaks that something. I'm talking about fighting Justin, which is why. It's a bad idea, I feel like.

I feel like him, yeah, I know, right? Especially how active Justin is and top of his game right now. Who knows? I mean, it's like, who knows what's going on with Connor's leg? I know he's had, like, real problems with it. It's not simple. It's also weird that, like, he's supposed to fight Chandler, right? If you follow Chandler on Instagram, he's, like, working out, like, hitting it hard.

And you look at Connor's Instagram, he's, like, hitting it hard. And you look at Conor's Instagram, he's on a yacht, sipping fucking tequila. I don't think he's going to fight in December. I think the move would be, and it's a big if, if Nate wins tonight, he's going to come back to the UFC, he fights Conor. And that's both their last fights.

Well, that's a good fight, too, because Conor doesn't have to throw a lot of kicks with that left leg. And he's not fighting. Like, Justin Gaethje's a savage dude. He doesn't have to worry about getting his leg kicked either. Correct. I mean, who fucking knows what's going on with that?

No one has ever come back from that. No one. Anderson did, but he was not the same. Never. You know, Weidman is going to fight in Boston. That'll be his first fight back. It's been over two years. Yeah.

Right, Connor, it's been two years. It's like, no one comes back from that. I just watched a gymnast do it the other day. I watched,

on Instagram, I've seen more people get run over by cars, hit by fucking trucks. I see so many people get fucked up on it. It's terrible. But I watched this dude

do the pommel horse where he goes and runs and he hits a thing and springs through the air and flips. And his leg snaps and he goes to the ground. It was horrible. Here's a good fight. Great fight.

4-48, 4-47, 4-46, 4-45. I get a feeling this doesn't go to decision. Yeah, this could be a rock-em-sock-em-ro-mets fight. And Zedraku can crack. And Jacoby can crack, too. Yeah. Remember, he knocked out Carlos Olberg. can crack. And Jacoby can crack, too. Yeah. Remember, he knocked out Carlos Olberg. Remember when Carlos Olberg was?

Yeah, man. And then he had success on the Dana White's Contender Series, and that's how he got back in. Now he's on a fucking run. Yeah, he's very good. And he's super dedicated. Trains out of Colorado. You're talking about Dustin.

Yeah, Dustin. I'm talking about Kennedy. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, Kennedy beat Carlos Olberg. It was a big fight because Olberg is, he's a beast, man. He's really fucking good. And he's Adesanya's training partner. He comes from that city kickboxing gym.

Those boys are on fire. How about Alex Piera? Dude, Alex Piera, Yuri, that poster. I know. Dude. That's a great fight. And Mick Maynard said that's the fight, Yuri, that poster. I know. Dude. That's a great fight. And Mick Maynard said that's the fight. Oh, that's a great fight.

So. If that fight happens, hold. Take my fucking money. Take my money. Take my money. Whatever it takes. I love that fight. But how is he?

Oh! Oh! Justin cracked him. I missed it. I was watching Eddie. He's a glory skilled fucking kickboxer, man. You don't want to play that game with that cat. It's true. Elite striker. Elite. Yeah, you's a glory-skilled fucking kickboxer, man. You don't want to play that game with that cat. It's true.

Elite striker. Elite. Yeah, you called it earlier. Did you ever see his fight with Pejeta? Yeah. Pierre's a motherfucker. Pejeta hit him with that left hook. Pierre's a destroyer.

He's got like an anvil on that left hook. Anvil. Giant anvil. He doesn't even throw it fast. It's like a kaboosh, and you drop. I wonder if that was a light heavyweight fight or a middleweight fight that they had in Glory. Oh, in Glory? Because he fought both.

I mean, he was a two division champ. Damn, he got hit good too. Oh, he did get hit good. What a right hand. Beautiful right hand. Oh, that would have put him into that dreamland right there. You have Jacoby the right fights. He's so exciting, man.

That's all. How do you feel about that kind of a stoppage? That's a good stoppage. You think so? He was getting fucked up. Yeah, but watch this. Okay. Let me argue this He does pop so he gets dropped now. Look he posts with his hand. He's covering up. I mean He is he never hit a truck, but he's trying to bad stuff He never connected on the ground covered everything right? Yeah Right. Yeah, he didn't land any shots. And Kennedy's posting up. Boom. Look at that right hand.

Beautiful right hand. And he's Rod's defense posture. So he swings with that right hand. He misses that. He's throwing all these hammer fists. But Kennedy's covering. Now, look. Kennedy rolls.

He moves. He's not done. Kennedy also looks up to the ref and goes, what are you doing? Also, you have to cover up. While a guy's dropping hammer fists, you can't just decide to move. Then you can concussed. You get cracked. The only defense on the stoppage is he was covering up, but he wasn't doing shit.

After a while, you got to stop because he's punching them. Because he's getting hit with hammer fists. I feel like you got to give guys more time. Yeah. You know me, dog? I'm all about late stoppages. I like early stoppages. You like early stoppages?

Being a fighter, you want early stoppages. No, man. We pay $75 for the pay-for-you. I want late stoppages. Yeah like early stoppages? Being a fighter, you want early stoppages. No, man. We pay $75 for the pay for you. I want late stoppages. Yeah, you want somebody to die. No, I don't want anybody to die. But everybody loves highlights of dudes getting cracked. And I want the fighters to fight more.

Getting knocked the fuck out. That's why we pay $75. No, I get it. We don't pay to figure out who's going to win. We pay to see violence. I just want to see a fair stoppage, in my opinion, when I'm looking at that. That one was early. That was early.

But I'd rather stop early than go way too late, and it takes years off the guy's life. I'd rather go late than way too early. Yeah, I get it. What about that? Late over way too early. Way too early is insane. Okay, so late is better than way too early. Not too late.

Not too late. Okay. Like too late, you're like, what are we doing? Too late is like, come on, man. The guy got keys. You know what I mean? Come on, man. Oh, man.

Live to fight another day, bro. Oh, man. The worst fight ever, though, was the worst one was that Gary gary goodridge versus um paul herrera in the crucifix oh so bad i think that was ufc like six or some shit but fucking it looked like like if you put that in a movie today people would go that's not how mma fights too much mma fights don't look like that and they did there's been some rough stoppages. Dude, that was fucking brutality. The worst is when the guy's too tough and just keeps eating shots. Even that Spence, I know you didn't watch that, Spence Crawford fight.

They could have stopped that after the fifth. It was bad. I didn't see it. I swear, I never even heard of this Crawford kid. I thought they were talking about MMA. Because people go, oh, Crawford's great. Oh, we got a new UFC star. Who is this guy?

And they're like, oh, it's boxing? I'm like, no wonder I don't know. He's the pound for pound number one boxer in the world. Before the UFC, I was a boxing encyclopedia. I fucking knew every fighter in every division. I knew all their records. I bought every boxing

magazine, never threw them away, had them stacked up in my room, all about Mexican boxers. Julio Cesar Chavez, Oscar De La Hoya. It was all Mexican. When Oscar De La Hoya and Julio Cesar Chavez, Oscar De La Hoya. It was all Mexican. When Oscar De La Hoya and Julio Cesar Chavez fought, it was a fucking dilemma. Who am I going to go for? You know who I went for?

Julio. Julio. Because he didn't speak English. Yeah. And he came out with a mariachi. And I love Oscar De La Hoya. I saw his first profile at the LA Forum. I was down with it.

But I'm like, dude, your Spanish sucks. I'm going to go with Julio Cesar Chavez. Well, Oscar's like Taco Bell Mexican. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, boxing is the only sport where it's okay to be racist. You know what I'm saying? Because every black guy is going to go for the black guy. Every white guy is going to go for the white guy.

Every fucking Latin guy is going to go for the Latin guy. That's true. And it's okay. No one cares. You go watch a boxing pay-per-view with your black friend, and it's a white guy versus every fucking Latin guy is going to go for the Latin guy. And it's okay. No one cares. You go watch a boxing pay-per-view with your black friend and it's a white guy versus a black guy. Black guy's going to go for the black guy. White guy's going to go for the

white guy. In boxing, you could be racist and it's okay. No, no, totally. Yeah, all the white guys go for the white guy. If a white guy's fighting a black guy, every white guy's going for the white guy. I'll take one. That's why I root for Bo one. Yeah, it's got a little bit of that.

That's why I root for Bo Nickel. Yeah, but UFC? UFC? I don't give a fuck about Mexican fighters in the UFC. All I care about is how good is your jiu-jitsu. If you're Mexican and your jiu-jitsu's great, I like you. That's your favorite guy. I just want the best jiu-jitsu guys to win in MMA. Yeah, I love Diego Lopez.

He's Brazilian, though. Is he? Brazilian lives in Mexico. Yair Rodriguez. No shit. Yair Rodriguez lives in Mexico, but he's not from Mexico. Yair Rodriguez is a man. Oh, I love Yair. Brandon Moreno. I love, right. You know what? I do. Okay, I love Jiu-Jitsu guys, and I love guys

with crazy kicks and Kung Fu kicks. And Yair Rodriguez, his Jiu-Jitsu is pretty good, too. His Jiu-Jitsu is good. But his kicks, dude. Savage. That Alexandre Pantoja-Brandon Burrell fight, that was a wild-ass fight. Wild.

Wild-ass fight. Woo! Pantoja's beat him three fucking times. And how about Pantoja was driving for Uber the year before. And I saw people getting upset about it, like, I can't believe this guy's ranked whatever top five in the world. He's driving for Uber. Yeah, yeah. But he also didn't believe this guy's ranked whatever top five in the world. He's driving for Uber. Yeah, yeah.

But he also didn't fight for fucking a year, dude. Yeah. Like, if you earn a living playing football and you don't play football for a year, you're not getting paid. If you don't play basketball for a year, you're not getting paid. Oh, look. Jeremy Stevens. You don't fight, you're not getting paid. Jeremy Stevens is boxing right now.

Dude, how about when Pantoja goes, he gets on the mic after he wins a world fucking championship and goes, Dad, are you proud of me now? Oh, that was horrible. I was like, oh, this is dark. Look at a Mexican Sean O'Malley. That was horrible because his dad abandoned him when he was a kid. Oh, that is Sean O'Malley. Yeah, Sean O'Malley. Dude, I said that's a Mexican Sean O'Malley.

Oh, my God. I retarded him mine. Bro, that Sean O'Malley, Aljamain Sterling fight is going to be wild. That's an interesting one, right? It's going to be wild. You seen the shape one, right? It's going to be wild. You've seen the shape Aljo's in? He's in the same shape. And he's also literally the perfect build for Bantamweight.

Dude, he got some big biceps, dude. He's got big everything. He's built like a stingray. He's built like a super athlete who is 135 pounds for about three minutes. I don't get the hate on him. Oh, they're crazy. People don't give him credit. It's because of the Piotr Janczak first one, but it's come back.

Look what he did to Corey Sanaheim. Al Jermaine's jujitsu. Off the charts. Fucking legit. How about his wrestling? Tick down Cejudo. Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on.

He dominated the wrestling. Look at him there. Look at him. Look at those biceps. He got some fucking rocks, dude. Look at that shit. Look at those abs. Bro, he's so fit.

When he gets down to 135, he's like as big as you can get and comfortably make 135. It's like the perfect size. I know he's probably going to win this and go to 45 so Marab can take over at 35 now. Well, I'm sure he's tired of cutting the weight and I'm sure

big money fights await him and who knows? He might fight better at 45. Dude. Where he doesn't have to spend two months out of his camp just trying to drain his body Also, Aljovers fucking Volkanovski. Take my money. Yes. Ooh.

Does Murab still have Sugar Sean's jacket? Because he stole his jacket. When Sean took his jacket off. No, he got it back. Oh, he got it back. Yeah. Murab was wearing it. It was hilarious.

That was so funny. Sugar said he got that jacket at a thrift store. Murab, wear his jacket. When Sean took his jacket off. No, he got it back. Oh, he got it back? Yeah. But Rob was wearing it. It was hilarious. That was so funny. Sugar said he got that jacket at a thrift store. Look at Rob wearing the jacket. Yeah. It's crazy how they try to intimidate each other, but there's no way anybody can intimidate those guys. No, no. You know what I mean?

You're trying to intimidate a guy, and that guy's trying to intimidate the other guy? That's not what they're doing. They're hyping up the fight. They're selling tickets. Yeah. They got a big fight coming up on pay-per-view. They're trying to get in their head, too. They're hyping up the fight. They're selling tickets. They got a big fight coming up on pay-per-view. They're trying to get in their head, too.

They're trying to get in their head, too. Lower level MMA? That'll work because a lot of guys they don't have that much experience and you can get in their head.

Conor Aldo. He got in his head. Conor's the best at his prime. Conor Aldo? He fucked him up. You can still get in their head. They're trying to

legit get in their head. It's hard these days. They're trying to sell the fight. That kid is a good athlete. Sugar? Sugar is a. Fuck, yeah. He's a really good athlete.

When he fought Peter Yan, I was like, yeah. There was a lot of hate. We didn't know. And then Peter Yan, I'm like, this is a tough matchup. And you're like, oh, he's a real dude. He's a real dude. That motherfucker's legit. He's very, very legit.

Did Aljamain wrestle in college? Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. He's such a strong wrestler. I mean, the fact that college? Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. He's such a strong wrestler. I mean, the fact that he beat up to Cejudo and took him down like that, bro, he, I mean, TJ Dillashaw, granted, was fucked up anyway going into that fight. He had a bad shoulder.

But the Corey Sanhagen fight, you can't say nothing about that. He just strangled Sanhagen. Starched him in like a minute. But Sean O'Malley is a fucking sniper on his feet. Great. That kid is so clever, so accurate. His jiu-jitsu's no punk either. That's what people forget.

His jiu-jitsu's no punk. What belt is he? He tapped Kyle Uno. He tapped someone who's a UFC veteran in... Yeah, he has submissions. I think it was Uno. Yeah, but his jiu-jitsu's no punk. In a UFC, one of those quintet things, I think, in a submission match.

I don't remember that. Yeah, he tapped somebody. He tapped someone legit. I just feel like Murav's about to be a problem. Who did Sugar Sean O'Malley tap in a jiu-jitsu match? I want to say it was Kyle Uno, but I hope I'm not wrong. Takanori Gomi. Takanori Gomi, sorry.

A guillotine choke. Aha, that's right. Interesting. That's right. Interesting. Gomi's yes. Sorry, a guillotine joke. Aha, that's right. Interesting. That's right. Interesting. Gomi's hard to tap. I think he's a brown belt. Gomi's not known for his jiu-jitsu, but he's mostly known for big punches, big haymakers,

and he's a good wrestler, too. He's hard to tap, though, so it's impressive. He's hard to tap. His jiu-jitsu is, I'm not too sure. I haven't seen that much jiu-jitsu, but remember Nick Diaz go-go-plot that him. That's right. That was one of the fucking insane. That was crazy. Apparently Nick Diaz was high as a kite during that fight

too. Really? He tested like real high off the charts for weed after the fight. I think that was the fight that got him suspended. Oh no, was it? It couldn't have been because that was like in Dream or Pride. No, it was Anderson Silva's fight. No, it was Pride in Vegas.

That fight took place in Vegas. That's right. I was there. Dude, that's right. I want to say he popped for weed for that fight, too. But the one that got him suspended was Anderson. Right. You're right.

Where he laid down in the cage. Yeah. It was so hard. That was amazing. That fight was amazing. Uno was one of the first UFC guys to ever come to the Bomb Squad, Eddie. Uno? Yeah.

Kyle Uno came there. Back in the Dizzee. Yeah. When you were just recently open. I have a lot of stories from those early days where people were dropping through. And I don't remember Kyle Uno dropping through. Are you sure? 100%.

I rolled with him. I rolled with him two days in a row. Maybe I was hurt, because if I would have rolled with him, I would have remembered. Maybe I was injured or something, and I couldn't roll with him. No, you didn't roll with him. I didn't. No, I don't think so.

You know what? You did. Yeah. And what happened? Yeah, how'd it go? Do you remember? Yeah, I remember. You're what? You did. Yeah. And what happened? Yeah, how'd it go? Do you remember? Yeah, I remember. You're not supposed to say those things.

You could be a politician. I will say this, though. I think I had high-level Japanese guys come through. I don't want to give no names, but I have high-level Japanese come through, and I fucked them up. And I always thought, maybe are they being respectful? Because Japanese are super respectful. They go to someone else's dojo i think maybe they don't turn it on because i'm like i'm fucking this guy up you know what i mean and and i don't know i'm like

is he letting me but joe's right he turned it on the second time for sure but but joe's right you don't talk about those things if i could talk about the stories i have from training with i mean some it's just some world champions, bro Somebody fucks me up. I'll talk about it. Yeah. Yeah like Jake Shields fucked me up a lot of guys fuck Yeah, John Jones beat the shit out of me. Yeah Carl Parisian fucked me up. Yeah a lot of guys fucked me up Yeah, yeah, I was talking about my losses, but the the ones where it went well. Yeah I keep my car prison got me in a hill hook. He was a savage back in the day, bro He was so strong so good crazy strong. He was a savage back in the day, bro. Bro, he was so strong. So good.

Crazy strong. He had a great flyover pass. He's one of my favorites. Those judo guys, man, there's something about their fucking core strength that's just off the charts. When they grab a hold of each other. They're throwing human bodies. Yeah, humans.

Since they're three. Right. Think about all the shit that people do with sledgehammers. Yeah. Sledgehammer doesn't weigh nothing. Yeah. They're doing that shit that people do with sledgehammers. Yeah. Sledgehammer doesn't weigh nothing. Yeah. They're doing that shit with humans. Throwing humans, dog?

Yeah. 180-pound humans. My main training partner was Satoshi. Ishii Satoshi, who's a gold medal winner. Really? Bro. He was training back then? He's training down here, you know.

He's training at B-Team now. Oh, is he down there? He's down there. He was with us in Orange County for four years. That motherfucker, if a new heavy would come in, and if you don't know how to control his hips, I'm talking fucking catapulting guys through the fucking air. We'd just all sit back and watch the new guy get fucking tossed.

I'm trying to watch this Jeremy Stevens fight on the sly here. You know what? Stevens at Bare Knuckle would be pretty savage. Yeah, but the thing is a lot of these guys, by the time they get into boxing or in Bare Knuckle would be pretty savage. Yeah, but the thing is, a lot of these guys, by the time they get into boxing or in Bare Knuckle, coming from an MMA background, it's late in their career,

and you have to factor in how much damage they took. Yeah, so that's the phase we're in right now. When Bare Knuckle first burst onto the scene, there was no stars. It was just random fucking dudes off the street, and then little by little, you get like guys that got cut from the UFC.

Boom. And that's where we're kind of at now. Like guys that are no longer with the UFC, which is great. Better than dudes off the street. And then eventually, you're gonna get fucking great agents. If the money's there. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, man. Seems like that guy's throwing a lot of money at it. I think Bare Knuckles is gonna fucking take over boxing.

That's what I think. I think so. I know you want it to, but no. It just makes sense. I don't think the best fighters are going to do it because there's so much of their defense

that doesn't apply. Eventually. The catching punches, the money, the injuries. You can't really train. A glove, when you have a glove on,

you have all these extra inches that protect your head that you could parry punches with. When it's just these bitches, shit sneaks through. After a while, you know what? Boxers have big egos.

Boxers have big egos. And when a guy says, let's do bare knuckle, bitch. You know what I mean? Let's do bare knuckle. What do you say how much money? What do you say how much Paulie Malignaggi did? And then you throw money at it because people want to see the bare knuckle. Yeah.

I would rather, dude, Paulie Malignaggi did it against Artem Lobov. And lost. He's a world champion boxer. I used to be way into boxing but I'm not into it remember when we went to go see Jeremy we were in Vegas and we saw who was that we saw an elite boxing match

we had the best seats in the house we didn't even pay attention to the motherfucking thing it was like 8th round and 9th round they were just like and we round. They're just like, and we're just talking. We're like, who's winning? You know what I mean? In our defense, we were really, really,

really hot. Jermaine Taylor. We were super hot. And if it's Jermaine Taylor against Bernard Hopkins, right? It was like, was it a Bernard Hopkins, Jermaine Taylor? No. Something like that. We could have been watching Apocalypse Now, and we wouldn't have been paying attention. We had the best seats Apocalypse Now, and we wouldn't have been paying attention. We had the best seats in the house, and we were not paying attention.

We were barbecued, though. But boxing right now is pretty fucking good, Eddie. We were barbecued. Boxing's pretty fucking good, dude. It's better than it's been in a while, because now I'm kind of interested. Because I like Ryan Garcia. I like Gervonta Davis. I like Tyson Fury.

I like fucking Bronze Bomber. I like fucking Andy Ruiz. You know Shakira Stevenson? No. Is that a guy or a girl? A guy. Okay, I don't know. Shakira could be a girl, dog.

That could be some hot bitch. That could be a stripper. It could. Coming to the stage as she comes. Put those hands together for Shakira. Could. Yeah. Shakira.

Shakira. Haney? Yeah. Devin Haney. Do you know Vasily Lomachenko? Fuck no. Ryan Garcia? You don't know Lomachenko?

Fuck no. What? I don't. I have no idea. I don't pay attention. I know. I don't pay attention. I believe you, but hold the please.

I do know Ryan Garcia. Get Pull Up, Lomachenko. I like it. This guy, Vasily Lomachenko, is a guy from Ukraine. He took two years out of his boxing career. His father made him learn Ukrainian dance so that he would develop his footwork for boxing.

That's Rocky III. He's one of the best amateur boxers of all time and the guy who's the quickest to win a world title in his professional career. Six fights? Might have been four. Might have been four fights. Ukrainian. That's him. Back that up so Eddie can see that shit.

Bro. Those are little gloves. Bro, this guy's so good. Well, he went up in weight classes because he wasn't having challenges at his natural weight, and now he's fighting guys at 130, and he's the guy that just fought Devin Haney, and a lot of people thought he should have won the decision. Devin Haney got it. I thought he should have won, but it was a very, very good fight.

What about him and Gervonta Davis? I know that. Very good fight. That would be a very good fight. I think Gervonta Davis, I think that dude, for a little dude, he probably hits the hardest out of anybody. He's the best knockout artist in Boston. Dude, that guy fucking hits so hard. He's so small.

He's incredible. But watch this guy's footwork, Eddie. Watch this guy's footwork. It's so next level His ability to move in and out And to the side The way he stands in front of guys, pops them And then all of a sudden he's to the side of them

It's so slick Did he just go down? Dude, you were talking so much shit about his footwork And then he gets dropped Not good timing, Don That might have been his first fight. That might have been his first fight or second fight where he lost. But I do see what you mean.

He moves beautifully. The best. Yeah. The best fighter to watch as far as technical boxing at a high level is Usyk. Is Canelo still in the mix? Usyk, by the way, is the same trainer as this guy. Canelo's still high level? Oh, yeah.

Canelo's still elite? Oh, yeah. Elite. He tried going up still high level. Canelo's still elite. Oh yeah. He tried going up too high of a weight class and got beat. He tried to fight B-Vol but that's at 175. What about Triple G? Aren't they fighting again? They just fought. When? They just fought. A year ago?

No wait a minute. They're fighting again, right? Triple G and Canelo? No. That's over. Damn. No, they fought. And who won? Canelo won. Okay. Knocked him out? But Triple G arguably won one of those fights. The first fight he definitely won.

Oh, they were both decisions? Well, they gave it to Canelo the first fight. Yes. And what about that fight? Most people thought. Second fight was closer. Canelo won that one probably. Yeah, probably.

First fight you give Triple G. So Canelo's up 2-0, but his first fight. The third one, Canelo out by one. You guys ever watch Chingo Bling do Canelo overdubs? He's funny, dude. Dude. Hilarious. So funny.

The funniest shit, dude. So fucking funny. Yeah, but I think as far as technical box, Usyk is the guy right now. Hey, is Sean Strickland signed to fight Adesanya? Is that a done deal? No, no, no. No. And the fight's coming up soon, so I don't know what's going on there. What is happening with that? I heard that Sean's having visa problems. Is that a done deal? No. And the fight's coming up soon so I don't know what's going on there. What is

happening with that? I heard that Sean's having visa problems. Something's going on because the fight's in less than six weeks. He has to get a visa to go to Australia. And he can't? Well, I don't know if Australia wants more criminals. Has he been in prison?

Sean's a wild boy. Sean's done a lot of wild shit. We had a great podcast. His life. I love that podcast. That podcast was hilarious. He's hilarious. He's a wild boy.

His life is crazy when he tells the story of his life. He's just authentic, which is refreshing. He says some wild shit. You might not agree with it, but at least he's not trying to cover up anything. He's a fucking beast, too. He's a beast. He's willing to stand and trade with it, but at least he's not trying to cover up anything. Bro, he's a fucking beast, too. He's a beast. He's willing to stand and trade with anybody, dog. And his cardio's off the charts.

He's got good head movement. And he spars more than anybody. That's all he does. Probably ever. He probably spars more than anybody. That's all he does, right? Doesn't he claim that all he does is spar? He hits the mitts a little bit.

Whoa. It just gets a little dice for him when he goes against a guy like Alex Piera or Izzy, when they're that technical and that higher level and you just want to strike and they know you're not going to take him down. Good fucking luck. But then he went and trained with Bejera and he said Bejera showed him like, hey, you're making this mistake.

And he showed him his patterns that he had picked up in. Well, that's cool that they trained together after the fight. How cool is that? How cool is Alex? And how good does Strickland look? His last fight, he looked fucking great. Fucking real good. Bro, his hands are lethal.

Oh, shit. This is going to be a good fight. The battering that he puts on people. Fuck. Dude, this Tatiana chick is awesome. Savage. You know her story, right? So she was a bronze medal winner in wrestling in the Olympics and then had a fucked up neck. They do an MRI.

They find a tumor. What? So she has to go through chemo. Then she starts doing jiu-jitsu, gets to the UFC, goes undefeated, fucked her neck up again. She beat Alexa Grasso. She's some big wins man. What is wrong with her neck? Disc issues?

Disc, yeah, disc. She got it fixed and then this is her second fight back and they hear fucking Jessica Andrade. Dude, this fight's insane because both of them are as high level as you can get. Get ready for Suarez. She's about to beat the shit out of her. Suarez is your next champion. Really? She's a savage, dude.

10-0? Covina's finest. But how is her neck now? They say good to go now. Did they stem cell her up? They send her down to CPI? Peru? I don't know.

Ed Clay, CPI, Tijuana. Shout out. Scott Nelson. But if her neck's good, dude, ain't no way touching this girl. She's the Khabib of females, dude. You know how many people I've sent down there and they come back and tell me how great they feel now? Really? Yeah.

A ton. Oh, dude. A ton. Dude, I went down to Tijuana, CPI, Ed Clay. They shot up both my shoulders. Yeah, we talked about it a hundred times. I avoided surgery. I mean, it worked.

Yeah, I know. Both of you. Listen, I've had a shit ton of stem cells. I've never been to CPI, but I love what they're doing. I just love the fact that they can go so high dose over there. Where is it in America? No limits. There's regulations in America?

Oh, yeah. They're very limited. Haters, man. It's so annoying, man. But listen, what they have in America, fixed my fucking knee, fixed my shoulder, fixed a lot of shit. I've had a lot of problems they fixed. I'm about to have a heart problem after I drink this fucking energy drink and I did that sniffing test. There's not that much in there.

All right. I think, how many milligrams of caffeine is in these? This is the CBD one. It's not even much in there. How many milligrams of caffeine is in these? This is the CBD one. It's not even the Ignite one. Only 20 calories. Can you read the caffeine? How much caffeine is in there? I can't read that. Where does it say caffeine? Oh, 25 milligrams.

Oh, that says CBD 25. 25 milligrams of CBD, yes. Yeah. It doesn't say the fucking caffeine on here. Does it have caffeine in it at all? I know it has B vitamins. It has to, right? Well, I should know. It's my drink. It has green tea extract. It has to, dude. Well, the green tea would definitely give it some.

Oh, no. It says caffeine on the... Does it say how much? No, dude. There's no... Come on. I must say somewhere. Sugar. Ice in. She's got long ass arms and Andrade got short arms She's the Khabiba female fighter You got good eyes Let's just watch this fight

Because I am very interested She's so tall for this weight class Yeah How tall is she? 5'8? 6'7 No she's fucking big for this weight class 1'15

She looks so long For 1'15 You know what's crazy A lot of fights at 1'25 You know what's crazy? A lot of fights are at 125. You know what's crazy about the 115 division? What's that one you drink in Flamin' Joe?

Yeah, the CBD one. How many milligrams caffeine? Oh, that's Ignite. So it's Flamin' Joe. Ignite has a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the Flamin' Joe. You know what's crazy

about the 115 weight category for men? In MMA, it's non-existent, but in boxing, it's huge. Huge. Remember Marco Antonio Barrera, Chiquita Gonzalez? That's when I was really into it. Little tiny

fucking sex hands. Barrera was bigger than that. I think Barrera was 125, right? No, they got down to 115, Doc. Check it out. Marco Antonio Barrera? Against Chiquita Gonzalez? They fought like three times or something. No, supposedly the best fighter on the planet is 115 pounds.

That Inouye or whatever. What was that? Remember Michael Carbajal? Was it supposed to be? Yes. Dude, that was 115. Who drew that? I don't know.

Some guy. It's me on a pineapple, bro. It's not supposed to be realistic. So you think Marco Antonio Barrera wasn't 115? Maybe it was just Michael Carbajal and Chiquita Gonzalez. Marco Antonio Barrera, I want to say he fought. He may have been 125, but I know Michael Carbajal and Chiquita Gonzalez. What?

What are you yikesing? I didn't say anything. Oh, I said yikes. Oh. Tatiana Suarez take down Chiquita. Oh, I thought it was Jamie's voice. Hey, how many milligrams of caffeine is in the CBD one? It doesn't say on the thing, but it has green tea extract in it.

It says caffeine on the ingredients, too. Yeah, it didn't say the amount. I was trying to find a different way. Okay. I think the other one has 150 milligrams. Is it like the Logan Polynergy drink? No. Where they're going to ban it?

125 for that one. 125 for the other one? Yeah. Okay. This is a lot less than that, but it has 25 milligrams of CBD. Tastes good. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's fucking good.

Holloway zombie, that's offensive. Holloway's like a minus 7,000. Yeah, that's a recipe. You know, for a cake that I'm not going to recommend you. Oh, she's trying to take her down. That's such a good way to put it. Mr. Zombie. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at that. Isn't there other things we should be doing that day? Damn, she got her down, dog. Inside control. Look at that. She's very Khabib-ish, man. Okay. Okay.

She fucking melts girls on the ground. Her pressure's insane. She's going to win this round if she stays here. You know what you don't see enough of is those knees to the body on the ground. Yeah, they stopped doing them, didn't they? I don't see a lot of them. I don't see why, man, because they're so effective. I don't know why the dad gets so much.

The stronger the knee you throw, the easier it is for us. She's going to step over. You have to pull back so there's a big hole to recover. That's what happens. If you throw a knee, you're going to recover. The way you keep them from recovering is keep the knee at the hip. As soon as you cock back, they recover. That's what happens. If you throw a knee, you're going to recover. The way you keep them from recovering is keep the knee at the hip. As soon as you cock back, they recover. Darce.

Oh, Darce it up. Oh shit, she got it. No, that's an anaconda. She got an anaconda. Oh no, she hasn't cinched it up yet. As soon as she puts her left hand on her right bicep, she's just beating Trump. She's up her knees.

Is the Diaz fight next, Jamie? There's another one. There's one more fight? One more fight and then the Diaz fight. That's what's wrong with boxing. Well, we're going to have to time this shit perfect. I think we're good because there's only one more UFC fight. Who is fighting next in the boxing thing?

Amanda Serrano fight. Who's that? Amanda Serrano. Amanda Serrano. Oh, yeah. Jake always puts her on his cards. Pays her well. There's a dope documentary on Jake on Netflix.

Bro, Tatiana has a grip on her, huh? Dude, she is a jet laggage. Jessica is having a hard time getting away. And immediately as soon as she gets away, Tatiana right back on her like glue. Knee to the body Khabib style. Yep, she does 15 put the pressure. Yeah, bro. Her precious beautiful. Look at those knees to the body. That's sensational Oops Now what? Oh

kick to the stomach Look at that thick back that wide wide.. Andrade is no punk, man. He's talking about Tatiana. Look at that back, dog. That looked like Michelle Obama. Oh, no. Dude, Michelle Obama's back is fucking jacked. I'm not saying shit after I seen what they did to that chef.

The guy drowned. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How, yeah. Yeah. Yep. How dare you? Yep. What are you, a conspiracy theorist, bro?

Fuck. After going to dinner with Alex Jones, man, I'm fully in. All in. Alex went off, dog. I like when he goes off. Oh, he got the info, dog. He got the info. He was just rattling off some crazy shit.

It's so interesting to me. Ooh, Andrade's landing a nice kick to the body at the buzzer. Yep. That's some wild hair. That's one round for Tatiana. For sure. You got any Bud Light, Joe? Yeah.

We do. We do. How about them Dodgers? The Bud Light thing is the craziest story of our time. While we have this little tiny break, shameless plug, I just dropped a single, El Coyote. It's available on Apple. Is it about people who bring drugs in across the border?

It's a song about the border. It's a song about the border. It it's a song about the board it's called el cayo why are you smiling what are you talking about why you have an evil look bro it's a uh very confusing song it's called el coyote the band's called hook thieves it's on all musical platforms we just dropped it yesterday the album comes out in a month i just um i'm kind of um you know i'm proud of it. All right. Thank you very much for the plug. Shameless plug.

You worked hard on it. Thank you. Ooh, Dodgers pod, Jace. Wish Brian was here so we could make fun of him. That dinner, dude. I wanted to kill him. See, that's the Apex Center. Vicente Luque and Rafael dos Anjos.

That's next weekend at the Apex. Those Apex fights, man. I love them. And I get it. It's better for sure to be in an arena. If I had to choose between only one forever, I would say crowd for sure. Because I love when people go crazy and enjoy it. Dude, I've been to a million UFCs, and the craziest one was the first one back in Jacksonville after the scamdemic.

Yeah. Dude, how loud. Do you remember how fucking much noise? Insane. Everybody was celebrating that it was back, and everyone was screaming. And not only that, but all the fights were insane. Every fight was fucking insane. Insane.

Dude, it was like the energy of the crowd. It's almost like the energy from the crowd pushed the fighters to take it to the limit. That's why you need a crowd, right? That's why you need a crowd. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was like a Brazilian crowd on a soccer game or something. Guys like Conor and his prime, they feed off the crowd.

Tatiana got her down again. Just engaged and feeds off the crowd. Got her down again early in the round. Ain't nobody stopping her takedown, man. Obviously. Andrade isn't. I mean, that's so impressive. Oh, look at that.

Beautiful. That was a good throw. Beautiful. Oh, dragged her down. Look at that. She's cinching it up. Nope. Nope.

Just controlling her. Goddamn, Andrade just dropped. Oh, there it is. She's going high elbow. Lost a hand. Oh, shit. Needs to connect them hands. Oh, she's it is. She's going high elbow. Lost a hand. Oh, shit. Needs to connect them hands. Oh, she's connected them.

She's in so deep with that left arm. She's in. Oh, my God. She's so deep. That left arm. Oh, she's right. Oh, she's getting it. Look at little by little.

She's being patient. Look at her creeping. Oh, she got it. She got it. Damn. I'm telling you, that's your next champ, dude. Yo. Wow.

That's your next champ. Who's the champ? At 115. Alexa Grosso. Alexa Grosso. She's already beaten her. No, no, no. Alexa Gros champ? 115. Lex Grasso. Lex Grasso. She's already beaten her. No, no, no. Lex Grasso's 125. It's Wei Li. Zhang Wei Li. Oh, shit. She's so big for 115.

Bro, she's huge. For 115, she's gigantic. She used to fight at 125. She's already beat the champ there. Damn, dude. She just choked her the fuck out. The difference in height between her... Well, Andrade is basically the same size as Zhang Weili. Maybe Zhang Weili is like an inch taller than Andrade.

What do you think about a 105 weight class? Not enough women, I don't think. There's a lot of Chinese women that will be there. And Mexicans and shit. I mean, I wouldn't dismiss it because it's possible that there's a weight class. What would they call it? Atom weight? Yeah, they do it in Invict class. What would they call it? Atomweight? Yeah, they do it in Invicta.

I would have to watch some Atomweight fights in Invicta. Damn, look at that. That was beautiful. So women's flyweight is Alexa Grasso. That's 25. And then you got Zhang Weili. That's 115. Alexa Grasso is 135.

No. Wait, she's there twice. Alexa Grasso is 125 135 is Who is 135? Waylai is 135 right? What? That's confusing

That's just women's pound for pound Women's flyweight No that's the women's pound for pound Oh it's pound for pound and flyweight Yeah Pound for pound flyweight Damn she's both And flyweight

Yeah That's nice Alexa Grasso is yeah Yeah Since Amanda Nunes left Well she beat Valentina Shevchenko. She deserves it. Wait a minute.

Who's bantamweight now? Women's bantamweight. Amanda Nunes just retired, so there's no one. Okay, that's right. So since Amanda Nunes retired, they're going to do Juliana Pena versus someone. It may very well be Raquel Pennington. That division's kind of a mess. Yeah, well, the problem is Amanda was such a monster.

She just, you know what she said? She said she's got nerve damage on her legs from kicking. Oh, really? Yeah, her legs are all fucked up from too much kicking ass. I think it's good when a division has a champ like that, and then people pay attention. Like, light heavy right now is a fucking mess. It keeps, Jamal Hill got injured, Gary got injured. Right, but it's not when a division has a champ like that, and then people pay attention. Like, light heavy right now is a fucking mess. It keeps, Jamal Hill got injured, Gary got injured.

Right, but it's not for a lack of talent. No, it's stacked. Especially now that Alex Pahet is in that division, and seeing him beat Jan Bohovic, like, holy shit. You see Jan Bohovic afterwards said that they stole the fight from him? Yeah. That seems kind of crazy. Agree.

Amanda Davis doesn't see herself fighting anytime soon. My legs have nerve damage from over the years. Nor does she need to. She has two baby girls or two babies in general. I think about it all the time. She's got those calves kicked. Yep. I cannot kick as much anymore, Nunes told Sports Illustrated.

My legs have nerve damage from over the years. Even my teeth need work. Wow. My shoulders need rest. My knees, even my teeth need work after getting hit in the mouth so many times. I don't want to see myself back in the cage anytime soon. I'm looking forward to a break.

My body needs this. Good for her. She deserves it. Greatest of all time, no doubt. No argument. When she knocked out Cyborg, I was like, holy shit, that lady. When she fucked up Ronda Rousey,

I remember that fight. They were not paying attention to her at all. At all. And I remember saying, this is very disrespectful the way they're talking about the champion. She's a champion of the world who just murked Misha Tate.

And you're just pretending that Ronda's going to come in and not have any, just no resistance. And Ronda coming off a loss to Holly. Yes, right. Knockout loss. And didn't do any interviews. And that lady hits so hard. Amanda hits so hard.

She's throwing fastballs. Second female fighter to bring UFC career with seven straight wins. She's going to be a problem. Derek Lewis opponent can't eat properly after flying knee. Yeah. Yeah. All his teeth are loose, apparently. Yeah. Yeah his all his teeth are loose apparently Counts me do that in bare knuckle. Fuck you so silly. He just he just doesn't know he just wants you to suffer because he's suffering

That's what I see suffer. He's just suffering when people suffer. They want you to suffer to know Yeah, you should fight bare knuckle. He just like yeah, you should wrestle Bulls. He just likes to get ingrained in the fight game He's like I'll be in your corner. I'm like, even if I was going to do it, what the fuck? You will lose just being distracted by him. Yes, dude. You'll be goofing around. Imagine him yelling out instructions while kicks are coming towards your head. Shut the fuck up, man.

He's a wild boy. Tatiana, some serious fucking skill. Yeah, I'm glad she's healthy. Yeah, look at her drag her down like that. That front headlock, many levels, just controlling someone with the front headlock until you're ready to set a choke in, whether it's a guillotine, darts, Japanese necktie, anaconda, 100%, whatever you want to set up, you've got to have a high-level front headlock control. Because if you don't, dudes are just fucking shucking it off.

Yeah. But you've got to work on it. Just controlling, snapping them down and just making it so that, fuck, I can't get this guy off my fucking head. Tapping out Andrade is no punk, man. It's a big deal. Big deal. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a serious, serious result. Because when you look at that division, you know that andrage is down i mean this is 115 right yes so andrage who's gone up to 25 and then she's gone back down to 25 she should be at 115 because she's not that tall she's got to stay at 15 right andrage yeah and you know at 115 she knocked out rose when she slammed her remember yeah? Yeah. That became the champion. Zhang Weili is a motherfucker, though. She's a problem. That lady is so good.

Artificially created in a Chinese way. She's so good. She's stocky and yoked. Powerful and aggressive and smart and everything. Technique. And the way she trains, man. Her training footage is incredible. It's so inspirational.

You watch that lady hit the pads. Ha-da-da-da! Bang! Ha-da-da-da! Bang! Just fucking driving those kicks and punches. Incredible. It's so inspirational. You watch that lady hit the pads. Bang. Bang. Just fucking driving those kicks and punches. You ever seen that Fairtex stamp in One Championship? That little girl, the kickboxer in One Championship? Stamp? Stamp.

Stamp Fairtex. Savage. Is that the chick that throws the push knees? The front push knees? Who's that chick? We have to fight. That's her. Remember when she came out doing the dance?

She's all cute. But there's one chick that always throws that push knee. She's got an incredible push knee. Who's that chick? Nat Girl. Nat Wonder Girl. Yeah. She's famous for her knee.

Yeah, a front push knee. I don't know if that's the girl, though. Those are just right. Oh, there it is. That's her. It is stamped then. Okay. Well, there's another girl, though, that's just a knee specialist, and she stabs you forward with her knee.

That's not her? No. Okay. So that's someone. Who is that? It's got to be Nat Wonder Girl or something. Look at these knees, though. These are fantastic.

God damn. Look at these knees, though. These are fantastic. God damn. There are some high-level MMA fighters out there that are in one, that are now, I mean, in Bellator, sure, but now Bellator is being bought by the PFL. Is that for sure? I don't know.

I'm just talking out of my ass. I should know these things. No, but nobody knows. Because they did make an offer, then I heard the negotiations fell out. So PFL must be doing great. If they're ready to buy Bellator, they must be blowing up. I think there's a shit ton of money. But if I was going to give some advice to the PFL,

some unsolicited advice, I would say ditch that wacky system that I don't even understand. I don't either. What are scores and points? The million dollar tournament. You get points if this and points if you finish and you're moving up in the leaderboard.

That's too tough. Fights. It's uncomplicated. Keep it uncomplicated. You don't have a bunch of weird rules that you have to learn like you're playing craps. Yeah, that's weird. I don't.

What is going on? I can't follow it. I'm in the sport. Exactly. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Just fights. Abandon all that stuff. Keep the name., that's weird. I don't... What is going on? I can't follow it. I'm in the sport. Fights. Exactly. Fights. Just fights. Abandon all that stuff. Keep the name. The name's game. Do you like the tournament, though? Tournaments are great. Yeah, okay. Nothing wrong with tournaments.

I like tournaments. Tournaments are great. I just like fights. Don't have this wacky point thing that they do, where they're talking about it. That's six points and this is two points. If you get a finish... What are you talking about? Stop that. Yeah, they're talking about it. That's six points and this is two points. What are you talking about? Stop that. Yeah, it's a huge issue.

You're just adding confusion to a pure sport. There's no reason for all that point jazz. They're just trying to differentiate themselves from all the other MMA promotions, and that's not a good thing. They have great athletes over there. They should differentiate. They have Francis Ngannou now. They have, if not the best heavyweight in the world, definitely number two.

You know, if he's not number one, if Jon Jones is number one, that guy's number two. 100%. So they've got great talent. Francis Ngannou is some of the fucking greatest knockouts in his highlight reel that have ever occurred in the UFC. But outside Francis, do they have great talent? I do not know who else they have. There you go. I know they have Pettis.

They have good fighters. But I think they've got a few Russian cats now that are really good, too. Pettis is Bellator. Bellator. Sergio Pettis. But isn't Anthony Pettis PFL? I think Anthony Pettis is PFL. Yeah, he's lost most of them in there, right?

And he started his own league. Pretty sure. But they have Pettis and older Pettis. Yeah, he's older. He's definitely at the end of a long, glorious career. Oh, there's high altitude. When did he beat Benson Henderson? Hell yeah.

He beat Benson Henderson for the WEC title, and then in the UFC he beat him for the title. Like, when was that? Yep. A hot second ago. That was a long time ago. I am so hyped on this guy. It's 10 years ago this month.

10 years ago. 10 years ago. 10 years ago was what? When he beat Ben Henderson. Yeah. Listen, man. It's on a Wheaties box. I mean, that's like when, you know, like when Fedor got to Bellator.

You know, like, it's not really Fedor anymore. It's still Fedor. It's still amazing to see him fight. But it's a version of him. Not the best version. Right. Anthony Pettis was a When Ryan Bader knocked him out

twice. Yes. You know, you're like Mitrione knocked him out. Mitrione knocked him out. That was a huge one for Mitrione. That was fucking huge. You know, I mean, you gotta remember what a savage Dan Henderson is. Stan Henderson knocked him out. The real thing is still when Verdum submitted him. Oh yeah.

The prime, prime. That Was the prime That was it That was it That was the big one That's what I'm downhill for What's the latest with Shavkat? He was supposed to fight somebody And that guy got hurt Who was he gonna fight?

No he was supposed to fight Kelvin Gaslam And Gaslam got hurt From a spinning back elbow Yo did you hear Song Yedong The guy who Sanhagen fought

A couple fights He just got robbed At a gas station At gunpoint in America in Sacramento yeah cause he's in

team alpha male I think yeah that's where he was at yeah he's up there dude I almost got robbed dude they set me up

dude recently recently like about a year ago did I even tell you about that no damn dog in LA

right there off the 405 that Chevron on the 405 in Santa Monica dog I almost got fucking I I almost got killed. I was, I never get gas, like, late. Because, like, you're a sitting duck at a gas station. You're a sitting duck. If someone's waiting for you, they're going to get you.

And I never get gas late at night. It's fucking dangerous, especially the last couple years. And this was about a year and a half ago or something. And I get in my car. We're jamming. Like after class we always jam. Like the whole front area. The whole front of my school we closed during this pandemic. We never opened it.

You have to come through the back. It's hard to find my school. We're a private gym. I don't want anybody walking in. So the whole front area. I got a piano in there. We got guitars. And we just jammed. We were jamming all night. Now it's fucking like 1230. Time to go home. I turn on my truck and it's fucking empty.

I'm like, God damn it. You don't want to get gas in downtown in midnight. So I'm like, how far am I going to make it? So I get on the 10 and I'm going west on the 10 and I'm going to go up to 405. I'm like, am I going to make it? Am I going to make it? And then I got north on the 405. The light's on.

I'm like, fuck it. Let me just get off on Santa Monica. Got off on Santa Monica. And then you make a left and you go under the freeway and the Chevron's on the right. Yeah, I know where that one is. And I'm pulling up to it. The gas station main part is closed, but the pumps are still open. But you could tell it's closed.

And I pull up and I drive in and i see two dudes with hoodies on holding like bags like 20 yards away from me as i pull in as i'm pulling in and you know you know when you get you know when you when you get a new car it takes you forever to figure out how to lock the door when you come in you're like turn the key and then boom it takes you a while like you had to rent a car but after you have a car for like five years you're just like right you know what i mean you get into right you know what i mean but at first it's like you're trying to learn that shit and how to lock it and all that so i always practice when i get in my car i always as soon as i shut the door lock as soon as i shut the door lock but when you have a new car you you have it takes a couple seconds until it becomes muscle memory, but I

Had my truck dude. I got that shit down So I get I drive up and I'm looking at these two guys Facing away from me with a hoodie on and they go they're just them they're walking in like the gas station That's closed and away from me. I'm like What then I'm like I'm just sitting there and I parked I'm like fuck it Okay, let me put gas I open the door and as soon as I open the door and I park. I'm like, fuck it. Okay, I'm going to put gas. I open the door. And as soon as I open the door and I walk out, this dude pops up, boom, right in front of my car and starts walking. He's got a mask on.

He comes up right in front of my truck. Dude, I jumped in and drove away. He goes, I'm going to wash your windows, man. And I'm like, fuck you. And I drove away, dog. And, dude, if they would have just waited until I started pumping. They would have got you. Because I was keeping my eyes on the two guys over there. I was keeping my eyes on them.

I was going to come out and pump. And then this dude right in front of my truck pops up. Boom. And he comes around. Dude, I jumped in, dude. Boom. Bam. Drove away.

And he had a mask on. And he said, I'm going to wash your windows. I'm like, where's your fucking squeegee? You got no squeegee? Dude, and I drove away and I barely made it to another gas station up on like Moraga or whatever. Like by sunset. Yeah, yeah. Dude, they almost had me, dog.

They almost fucking had me. Jesus. You should never, ever drive at night. You know what? Then I wondered. I thought, dude, I didn't sleep that night. I didn't sleep that night. And I'm like, and I swear to God, I felt like, okay,

I have a purpose in life because I should have been dead right there. And fucking God saved me, dude. God saved me. You know, the crazy thing is, though, dude, they set me up. They set me up, dog. I think they probably do it with everybody there. Seems like you're riding in the trap. There's no police presence. Yeah, and then check this out. They get a slap on the wrist

No, no check this out So I was always thinking damn if they would have just waited for me to fucking put my credit card in and put the gas In I wouldn't I had that time right you would The guy popped up too soon Because I opened the door and I stepped out and as soon as he popped up right in front of my shit I jumped in with You know to me like a ninja I locked everything and fucking turned my car and i was gone put the keys in and everything locked put the keys like in half a second so but then i thought maybe they maybe they then i started seeing videos of

dudes pumping gas and dudes like trying to rob them and the dude would pull out the gas and spray with the gas and then they run so i think maybe they thought that don't let him get to the pump because then he'll spray us but i wouldn't even have thought of that i wouldn't even have thought of that but now i know if you're pumping gas and anybody comes near you fucking spray them with the gas yeah have you seen those videos yeah that shit works dudes run dog dudes they fucking they're on gas all over them fire and if they shoot their gun then they're gonna light on fire yeah yeah man that was for like three days dude i was just like shook i was like damn they almost had me dog they had me if they would have just waited five seconds i can't

believe you pulled in there dude i my shit was fucking done time to move to texas get yourself a gun you'll carry oh i Oh, I got guns, Doc. I got guns. You don't have them in your car, though? No, no. I carry them in my car. I did that for a while during the height of all the bullshit. I still do.

But I felt like, damn, if I get pulled over and they could throw me in jail. I'll take my chances. When I'm doing sets at LA at night, I always have it with me. Shh. Cut that out, Jamie. In Texas. When I'm in Texas. In LA at night when I'm in Texas. LA, out, Jamie. In Texas. When I'm in Texas. In L.A. at night when I'm in Texas.

L.A. Texas, Doug. Dude, them fucking... The robberies that are going on. It's crazy. And it's unchecked. And they're letting more people out of jail. But you know what's crazy? Is more and more people are fighting back.

Like security guards are saying, fuck it. Like they're sitting in the store. At first, dudes are just grab shit and leave. You see all the videos on Instagram. Now they're whooping their ass. Now they're coming back and like customers are jumping on. And now it's slowly turning, right? Enough's enough, yeah.

It's like humanity is awakening. Like we're sick of this. Right? Yeah. Do you feel like, do you feel the awakening? I don't want us to have to do that. We have to go through it. We have to go through it.

I think we have to get to the bottom before we move back up to the top. I think we have to do that. We have to go through it. We have to go through it. I think we have to, we have to go to get to the bottom before we move back up to the top. I think we have to do this. I think all this, all this, all this that we're going through is absolutely necessary. We needed the scam Demick. We needed the lockdown. We needed all this.

We needed Biden. You know what I mean? Well, one thing it made us aware of is real tyranny. The real tyranny does exist. Yes. They will lock you down. They don't give a fuck about your business.

They don't give a fuck about your health. They'll tell you what you're going to do to get you to comply. And if they can get you to do that, then they can kind of get you used to doing that. They can get you to do that with other shit. Yeah. And if they had gone all the way through with that social credit score system and the vaccine passport. Dude, they almost did it. And that centralized digital currency. They came so

close. Dude, they put it, dude. When I went... The World Economic Forum talks about doing it all the time with people. Dude, when I went to the fucking, my mall, right there in the valley of fucking Riverside, I went to my mall and they said, you got your papers? Right there. I called my wife. I'm like, let's go to Florida.

Immediately, we went to Tampa and started looking at places. We almost moved to Tampa. We were so close so close we went dude for three days and checked out places why did you decide not to it's too fucking hot dog i go let's just oh you're it's too fucking hot bro you get so used to that's texas no i don't like bro it gets i was out in the yard for two hours yesterday at 103 degrees shooting my bow. You know what it was? You know what it was? In Malibu, 72 degrees.

I don't give a fuck. I don't like Malibu. I brought a giant jug of water with electrolytes. My jeans were drenched. I wore a long-sleeved shirt because it's hot as fuck out, and I just didn't want to get sun everywhere. My jeans were drenched. My shirt was drenched. I was out there for two hours.

But if you just drink water and if you're acclimated to heat like I am because I do the sauna every day, it's okay. As far as regular shit outside, it doesn't bother me at all. I like it. You're used to it now.

I didn't like it. I'm in the valley. I get out in the morning. Some people like it. I get out in the morning. It's nice and warm. I have a cup of coffee. I just sit on the back porch. But Eddie, where you're at, I mean, I'm in the morning. It's nice and warm. I have a cup of coffee. I just sit on the back porch.

But Eddie, where you're at, I mean, I'm in the Valley. It gets to 105, 110. It does, but not for six months. It's not for six months. If we could cure these two. It's for like a month and a half. If we could cure these two issues you have with extreme cold and extreme heat, you'd be much more flexible in your choices of things to do.

A lot more options. Yeah, man. Bro, I look forward to that cold plunge. I look forward to that bitch. Especially when I get out of the sauna. That's the second time I do it in a day. So I do it twice. I do it before my workout, and then I do my workout, and then I do the sauna after my workout for 20 minutes at 185, 190 degrees, whatever it is.

And then I go into the cold plunge again for another two minutes. Every day? Every fucking day. another two minutes. Every day? Every fucking day. It's like crazy. Every day. I feel great. Jamie, is Nate Diaz walking out? No, no, no.

You know what I do almost every day is the leg sleeves, the air leg sleeves. Oh, those are great. Dude. Was it? Yeah, the Nortec. Nortec. I look forward to waking up. I wake up and I have my cup of coffee with my leg things and I put my leg.

I do it for an hour, dog. Oh, I love it. You can watch a TV show and just enjoy it. Doing emails. It's good for recovery. I got one of those from that company. I sent it to my buddy Cam Haynes who's running like a marathon a day. And he's like, dude, this is amazing.

Out of all the shows. And you don't have to do nothing. It does it for you. You just lay there. Just chill. That's the one thing about, that's the one recovery treatment that I'll never flake on

because I look forward to it. Hey, let's watch this fight because this is a big one. That motherfucker right there, he is one of my absolute favorite fighters right now. Because I think he's so technical. He's so technical and his technique is so...

He varies things so much. He gets so much things to think. His patterns are so... This guy? No. Rob Font is an elite boxer though. Rob Font has a nasty jab and serious power behind his hands. He replaced somebody? Yes, he did. Umar Rahmanov. He gets taken down Is he a Khabib guy? Yes. K. He replaced somebody? Yes, he did. Umar. Umar Makhmadov. Okay.

He gets taken down. Is he a Khabib guy? Yes. Khabib's cousin? Yes. And he's a bad motherfucker. He fights different, though. He's a really good striker, too. And he's ranked number 11.

San Hagen is no joke. San Hagen, he has a mind like Dominic Cruz. Did he train with you? He's from Colorado, you know? Yeah, I've known him since he was 15. What? He's so smart. For real? He came into the gym as a basketball player Wow When I talked to him about I fucking loved talking to that dude about fighting as I'm always Fascinated by his approach and his his mental game

Well, you know how he looks at his overall growth and development. He's just like everything he does, he's doing to try to get better. That's why he's willing to take that Nurmagomedov fight. Because like you said, like you were talking about it earlier, he said, if I'm fighting the best guy, if I win the title, I want to be the champion. Like I don't want these guys sneaking up on me. I want to know that I deserve the title.

There's no question about it that he's the baddest on the planet. And when he beat Marlon Vera, I was super impressed. Who has he lost to? He lost to Aljamain. Aljamain choked him. He lost to Aljamain, yeah. First round, second round? First round.

Oh, he got a quick? First round. He got his back and choked him out. That was the highlight reel of Aljamain, that rear naked choke. It's one of his greatest victories because it was flawless. And that's his one loss? He's lost to Piotr Jan. He lost the decision.

Yep. Last minute fight. Piotr Jan? Yeah. He took a short notice. Look at his takedown. Very nice. How's his jits?

Very good. Very good. Very good jiu-jitsu. Trained by Christian Allen. Here's a guillotine. Let's see what's happening here. I don't know how good Rob Font's guillotine is

Do you know? Rob's not known for his jiu-jitsu That's why Not known for it but Yeah If he had 100% But he might have it Oh

Oh shit He might have some Oh shit Look at that Dude he has it if he wants it Oh shit He could put him in the truck Right here too

Bro this looks pretty deep Nah It's a sneaky spot, man. The way his head's on the side like that. If he gets that leg over the top. If he figure fours his arms, dude, he's fucked. And if he gets that leg. Oh, no, he's out.

Corey's arm was trapped in there. You should 100% him right there. He's trying to take the back. Trying to take the back. Not going to get it. Not going to get it. He got a Kimura. Let's see if he can turn that into something.

He only has the wrist grab. No, he's got the full lock. Does he? Yeah. Oh, now he does. Now he does. It's all about what his legs and his hips are going to do with that. Interesting.

Is he going to swing around? He's doing a good defensive. Oh, look at that. He got him. Look at that. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, he used it to stand up. Very nice.

Very nice. He wanted the back. But he used it to stand up at Very nice. Very nice by Rob Font. He wanted the bat. But he used it to stand up at least. Oh! Beautiful left hand. Sam Hagen is better at striking or grappling. Sam Hagen's great at everything. He's good at everything.

He's great at everything. Is he black belt? Yes. And the thing that I love about him is he fights just as good southpaws, orthodox, and he's constantly switching. Yeah. He gives you so many, look at this, he gives you so many different looks. Does he have knockout power? Yes, he does, and he's constantly switching. Yeah. He gives you so many. Look at this. He gives you so many different looks.

Does he have knockout power? Yes, he does, but not like Rob Fawn. He knocked Frankie Edgar into the fucking. Oh, the Bolivian with a flying knee. Yeah, but Rob Fawn has better hands. Oh, look at that. Beautiful take. Beautiful time. Did he wrestle in high school or what?

No. No? No. I think it's all MMA, man. Yes. He's one of those young kids that started straight up MMA. Oh, look at that.

The only knock on Corey would be wrestling. That's why the Merab fight. The front Merab fight's a problem. If he could sprawl his left leg free. Merab's a problem for everybody. Merab's gas tank is fucking preposterous. Nuzzles. Those dudes who come from that hard scrabble world and they make it into MMA,

they're just tougher dudes coming from Georgia, the country. Oh, look at that. I'd love to see Marab versus Henderson. Damn, he's going to take us back. Look at that. Oh, maybe not. Mount, half guard. Yeah, Corey does everything exceptionally well.

The only knock would be his wrestling. Well, you know, Al Jermain has a big advantage on the ground. I mean, and he showed that in that fight. Maybe Corey's tightened up some of that holes, but the way Aljamain was able to slice through him and get his back and then sink in that choke. But I think for Aljo, too, he realized where his superpower lies, and that's when he gets your back.

Now he knows that, and it's a fucking problem. I think he's the best back specialist in the sport. I with you he holds the back too he's so good at maintaining that position and if he gets that arm under your chin you're dunsville but this is good one of five five rounds two on a two-week notice for Rob Font. Rob Font's got balls. And this is 140, right, catch weight? Yeah, catch weight at 140 because two-week notice. Yeah, those New England cartellas, they're all savages there. Cater. Oh.

Rob has a nice jab. Oh, man, his boxing. I give him the advantage in the boxing, but Corey overall. Well, Corey, he doesn't just box you ever. He throws leg kicks. His knees are savage. Yeah, everything, everything. And, you know, he's timing you and setting you up and looking for things.

Also, gas tank off the charts. He can keep this kind of crazy frenetic pace. He can keep that for five rounds. Look at that, how he does that. That switching of the stances and popping that jab out. Yeah. Good defense there, too. Rob Font has real power, though.

That Adrian Yanez knockout was very impressive. I'm such an Adrian fan. It was just too much too soon. A little too soon. A little too soon. But that's how you find out. I agree. Rob Font, Brazilian? No. Mexican? I think he's Cuban. Oh, kick to the body. Or Puerto how you find out. Rob Font, Brazilian? No. Mexican? I think he's Cuban. Oh, kick to the body.

Puerto Rican, I forget. Oh, Rob Font's on top. Oh, big shot. Did he land that? No, he didn't. Right there, 100%. Boom, it would have been over. He had full guard, 100%.

You don't escape that. I hate when Corey gives up his back. He did that in the TJ fight, remember? Well, you would think after the Sterling fight, he would never give up his back. Oh, nice knee to the fight, remember? Well, you would think after the Sterling fight he would never give up his back. Oh, nice knee to the body. There's that knee to the body on the ground. He gave his back too easily right there. But maybe he's thinking that Rob Fonto...

Oh, and it's late too. Okay, so he probably knew it was like 30 seconds. I'm telling you, it's a thing he does. He did the TJ fight over and over. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? He lost the fight. Yeah. Lost the fight when TJ had a blown out knee. Yeah. That's right.

That's a fight he lost too. That was a good performance by TJ. Amazing. You know, TJ, his body just didn't hold up, man. He trained too hard. Also, his shoulders were fucked up a long time ago. Big time. He had torn supraspinatus in both of his shoulders way back then.

And he was doing all this band work and everything to strengthen it but it's like eventually all that shit just breaks down yeah i can't hold on then your your fucking shoulder just dislocates but you've also i've never seen buddy with my own i've never seen somebody train so hard in my life tj most savage in in training i've ever seen savage just beating Just beating his body up, man. Yeah. He shredded his fuck. Watching him work out with Dwayne was fascinating. Yeah, they were great. Dwayne is such a wizard.

Dwayne Ludwig, without a doubt, one of the best striking coaches in the sport. Hands down. And his system is so comprehensive. Like, you show me all these notebooks and shit, all this stuff. He writes on all these combinations and how they flow into other combinations and all these drills that he does. Dwayne and Mark Henry.

Remember when they were training in my garage? Yeah. Remember when they came down? Yeah, that's right. That was awesome. That was awesome watching him do that in the garage. Yeah, that's a while ago, brother. Bro.

That was more than 10 years, right? Yeah, way more. Look at this. Round two. Oh, look at. Look at this. Round two. Oh, look at that shot, man. Good shot. That timing. God damn, his timing is incredible.

And, you know, for now, Rob is always going to be thinking that when he's throwing shots. Yeah. That's the beauty of this San Hagen's style. It's just there's so much going on. There's so much to think about. And he adapts so well. Got an arm triangle right there if you wanted. He's in side control.

It doesn't even matter. You take that from half guard and then pass later. Go right to chopping block. We got that smell and salt. If we're going to watch the DS fight, I need to whip that up. You want another blast. Did you like it? fight you want another blast did you like it you actually want another blast yeah how far um is the the ds fight away i mean we're still in this they just finished round six of ten six or seven yeah they must be timing it perfectly smart yeah but they

have to because this is a free fight. So this is on ESPN. It's free. Yeah, they're showing them right now. Is this on regular ESPN or ESPN Plus? Both. Both. And this pay-per-view, Zani is doing it. So if this fight is free and, you know, this division is so hot right now.

This division is so talent stacked. This division is so talent-stacked. So Hudo, Sugar Sean, Piotr Jan, Corey Sanhagen. Cheeto. Cheeto. Fuck, man. What a division. What a fucking division. That's what makes UFC great.

Every division's fucking stacked. Look at light heavyweight. It's fucking nuts, dude. Now the paillero's in it. I loved. That's why Magomedov, we don't need to see him get it to the top as much as I hate to say it. Because there's so many fun striking matchups. Umar, you mean?

No, Magomedov. Oh, oh. At light heavyweight. Yeah. Magomed and Kalaya? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, Take a break Nah

Cause there's Johnny Walker Johnny Walker Alex Piera You got Anthony Smith You got Yuri You got Rakic Yeah Get the fuck out

Take my money Johnny Walker's a big fella Johnny Walker and Piera You know how fun that would be Don't you think Johnny Walker would Like I would think he would try to get that fight to the ground Yeah his wrestling's not great, though.

Good luck. Alex Pierre looked pretty fucking good against Young. Yeah, man. His defense was much improved. But Johnny Walker's fighting Magomedov next. Oh. Tough fight for Johnny. Johnny Walker could put anybody's lights out for him.

For sure. Rob Font trying real hard to get back up to his feet. Yeah, Corey just keeps taking him down. Ooh, good elbow. And this is fucking exhausting. We're only in two rounds of five, and Rob took this on super short notice. I hope he was training already. Did he have a fight schedule?

He's always in there. I don't think so. Because he came off that Inez fight. Right, which was only a few months ago, right? Oh, Kimura. Kimura again. 25 minutes is a long time to fucking fight another man. Especially like this.

This kind of fight. Just in general. You're on your back just trying with everything you have to get back up to your feet. 25 minutes is too long for anything, man. And you're getting beat up on the ground. Exhausting.

He's constantly hitting you. There's a big elbow. Remember when headbutts were legal, how many fights ended on cuts? Oh my God. And they were just

so anticlimactic. Remember that shit? It was like, another stop fight. Just like little tiny headbutts. You know what I mean? And then they would cut the eyes up, and then they would stop the fight. Well, that's an argument with bare-knuckle boxing, too.

God, they get cut a lot. My God. They get fucked. They get fucked up. Their faces get sliced open. Yeah. Did you ever see when fucking Chris Lieben fought that kid that was in The Ultimate Fighter? I forget what his name is.

Bare-knuckle? Yeah, they fought bare-knuckle. And Chris Lieben, it was like he got The Ultimate Fighter. I forget what his name is. Bare Knuckle? Yeah, they fought Bare Knuckle. And Chris Lieben, it was like you got hit with a machete in the face. It was a horror movie. What guy was it? Was it the guy, Let Me Bang Guy? No, no, no, no. Another guy.

The guy that did gay porn. That guy. Remember? Yeah, I can't think of his fucking name how was that dude wasn't it didn't you do gay porn I think there was one guy yeah there was a guy yeah I came out did it for the money or something yeah tough tight on and talk but talked about it openly it wasn't like hiding it oh yeah you gotta kind of come out with that that's true true, right? I didn't make that up, did I?

I don't know. You never know. When you're talking and watching fights, like, I might have made that up. Oh, man. If it's untrue, the guy's like, what the fuck? I didn't do gay porn. Yeah, bro. I needed the money.

I opened up my butt cheek and everything. Pulled my butt apart and everything. What's that from? That's Talladega Nights. Talladega Nights. I pulled my butt apart and everything. What a good movie. Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft. I'm on fire.

Pulled my butt apart and everything. I like to party. Dude, when he calls him and he calls Will Ferrell up and asks him how to turn on the fucking radio, the stereo with the big screen. He's in his house. He took over his house and wife, his family. Am I right about Chris Lieben? Did you Google it? Who Chris Lieben fought in bare-knuckle boxing.

He fought a few people. Well, who did he fight? Dakota Cochran. That's him. That's him. Dakota Cochran. Dakota Coch? That's a perfect name.

Yeah, it's a great gay porn name. Google Dakota Cochran. Cochran? And then gay porn. Google Dakota Cochran. I apologize profusely if I've made this up. No, you're right, Joe. I'll just say, thankfully no pictures popped up when I googled it

but what you were asking for definitely pops up no need to repeat it hey man, guys gotta make a living you ever use a cock ring? no sounds like you have I tried it once I knew it

they said it's supposed to keep your dick hard. You get hard, you put a ring on, and then it keeps the heart on. Did you have a problem with it falling asleep? No, it was just this chick I was getting bored with. Jesus Christ. I liked her. I liked her, but I just sexually was getting bored. Flying knee.

But I liked her. She was nice. Corey's starting to open up here. There's a shot again. Another guillotine. She liked her. She was nice. Corey's starting to open up here.

There's a shot again. Gets it down again. Another guillotine. It's like you never know when he's going to shoot. There's so many moments where he's opening up with strikes and then whoop. I wonder what the game plan is. Just keep taking him down, not entertain the boxing? Well, I mean, boxing is a dangerous thing when you're duking it out with font. Font can crack.

Yeah, short notice. And I think it's also like throwing all this other stuff at him, like hitting him with everything you got, including the takedowns. And if he can get on top of him like he's been doing for these rounds, I mean, here we are in the third. He's done it every round. And he could also, while he's back on his feet, use the threat of the takedown to land some shots, Dan.

Yeah. And the guy's like hesitating and then boom, you crack him. That's where the need is. And clearly he is scoring damage on the ground. It's not like these are just takedowns.

So he's winning these rounds. Big time. And also, once they're back on their feet, if he's down like three rounds, he's going to take more chances standing and open himself up too. Yes.

So everything's just like, this is perfect game plan. Just grind him out. I'm sure Corey was doing a ton of wrestling getting ready for Umar. Yes. For sure. I mean, his wrestling looked good. Very good. I would think, okay, this guy wrestled at least in high school.

Rob's not known for his wrestling. Look right there, another arm trunk. Right there. Ryan Hagen just does everything. It's over right there. He just does everything. Right there, arm triangle. There he goes.

He's going for it. You got to force that. He's still got an underjack. He should have went right to chopping block. He had it. He was thinking about it. But he's also draining him, right? Yeah.

He's beating him up. And he's winning the round. Oh, big elbow. He's draining him. Look at that. He's draining him. He's got the arm triangle. He's draining the round. Oh, big elbow. He's draining him. He's draining him. He's draining the guy who took a fight on a two-week notice. So it's smart.

Try and get him out there the fourth or fifth round. And then Corey will be in line for a title shot after this. Nice to eat the body there. Yeah, I mean, he has to be in the lineup for a shot, especially if Sugar Sean wins. Yeah, he beat Cheeto. Now he's beat Rob Font. Well, he hasn't beat him yet, man.

Hasn't beat him yet. True. Weird shit happens. True. He landed a left forearm. I think you could give Corey the Sterling fight if Sterling wanted to stay at this weight class at 35. He's got to step over that knee.

You could. You can give him that rematch to try to redeem himself. Yeah, there's a lot of arguments for him at this weight class. Now, what is going on with Henry? Henry has a blown out shoulder. Yeah, because he was supposed to fight Chito. Now Chito's fighting Pedro Munoz on that Aljo Sterling card. That's right.

That's a good fight, too. I'd like to see him try to pass more. He's got the underhook on the right side. He could easily take that right knee, go over the stomach, and slice to dude's right side easily right there. Because he's got that underhook with the right arm. Boom. But he feels comfortable right here. He feels like, I'm winning.

Why even take a chance? And he's landing shots. Yeah. And he's slowly breaking him down. And he must be feeling Rob get exhausted. I mean, Rob is. That has to be the game plan. Then get him out on the feet.

I mean, he just took a big ass deep breath. This is a fucking exhaust. Arm triangle right there again. Boom. He's got a Kimura. Pulled it out this time. Yeah, sweaty now. Damn. Damn. N. He's got a Kimura. Pulled it out this time. Yeah, he's sweaty now. Damn.

Damn. Nasty elbow. Just wearing him out. He looks good, man. He's smart. You finally got him short notice. Yes. And you've been training at a high level for Umar,

wrestling your ass off in Colorado. Yeah, and it shows another level of his game. Yeah, he's going to have to win like this. Oh, he got up. Look at that. Look at that. Of course he's going to start opening win like this. Oh, he got up. Look at that. Look at that. Of course he's going to start opening up, I bet. Flying knee.

What happened there? He just gave him a thumbs up. He must have hit him in the nuts or something. Corey doesn't look tired at all either, man. No, his cardio's off the charts. Who got hit in the nuts earlier? Diego Lopez. And how did he win? I forget.

Darce? Do you remember? Armbar. Remember that Armbar? You didn't see him tap? Took that crazy Armbar. Oh, triangle. Triangle Armbar.

That's right. That's right. So we're going to the fourth? Yep. This fourth already? Yep. It's headed into the championship rounds. Yeah, this is timed perfectly. We'll slide right out of this, right into Nate Diaz.

I can't wait. 10th round of this other fight. So that fight's almost perfect. This is perfect. Perfect. Because they have to do the walkout shit. ESPN knows what they're doing. They've got to sing the national anthem.

It's going to take forever. They've got to sing the national anthem. Yeah, boxing takes forever to walk out. How about Crawford walking out with Eminem? Crazy. And you know how it happened? On fucking Instagram, he's like, I don't have a way to walk out. I'd love a big musician to walk out.

Eminem sees it. He's on social media. He goes, dude, you're my favorite fighter. I'll do it. Wow. Didn't charge him or nothing. That's amazing. Damn.

Walked out with Eminem, bro. That's amazing. The 8 Mile song. Oh, shit. Was he rapping? Crawford is a special talent. Did you have a mic and come out and wrap he introduced him and then they played the eight mile song over the big speaker i think that's the way to go because those guys rap can't hear sounds awful so eminem was like the

best you know on the planet terence crawford and they played his song that's pretty slick yeah it was dope look at that crowd nash. Fight night. Look at that. For a fight night. Fight night. And that's huge. That looks like 10,000 people. At least. Dude, the UFC, they're such a brand now. They sell out everywhere. And even if it's like guys you don't know, they're great fights.

Like everybody in the UFC now is a fucking killer. Like the average guy we saw tonight could crush those first five UFCs. These guys, they would just dominate everybody. The little guys would have trouble. But if there was weight classes, for sure. I even think the little guys would fuck up the UFC.

Look at that takedown. All them early UFC guys, UFC 2, I think these guys would fuck all of them. Bro, another takedown. Kory Sandhagen versus Hoyce Gracie. You'd fuck him up. I love Hoyce, you know up. I love Hoyce. You know that. I love Hoyce too.

He's a legend. It's a different era. It's a different era. It's a different era. Yeah. What's like if Babe Ruth tried hitting a fucking curveball off some

fucking Dominican right now? I hear there's a new Babe Ruth in baseball and he's Japanese. Otani. For the Angels. A pitcher

who's in hit home runs. Have you seen him? He's huge. I just for the Angels. A motherfucker who can pitch. And hit home runs. Have you seen him? He's huge. I just heard about him two weeks ago. Oh, really? And you like baseball. This motherfucker. No, my son likes baseball.

I just pretend. You know what? Me too, but I catch on to things. Otani's a motherfucker. I'm trying to get into it, though. I'm like, you know what? These guys are fucking throwing a rock around as fast as they can. They're trying to hit it.

They're trying to beat. I mean, you can crack a ball. They're trying to hit it. They're trying to beat. I mean, you could crack a ball. I'm trying to like it. I'm trying not to put pressure on my son. He has tryouts next week, and I took the summer off from touring everywhere. How old is he? He's seven.

Okay. It's a competitive travel ball team. Yeah. Dude, I have anxiety. I'm like, dude, it's just for fun, but real. I'm like, dear God. You know what's the dumbest thing they ever did with baseball? What?

Tests for steroids. What? So true. Yeah. They should have demanded steroids, right? like you know the dumbest thing they ever did with baseball test for steroids what so true yeah they should have demanded steroids right but you know what's cool that they they should like like the japanese they didn't go you want to sign you need to gain weight i don't know get more muscle more muscle yeah more muscle they'll tell you you you're 185 like no no i'm actually 172 walk around you're 185 ensign Inouye told me in his contract it said, we do not test for steroids. Capital letters. It's all laid out. But you know what they did in baseball this year? I don't know if they started it this year,

but now they have a clock. You got to pitch within 15 seconds. It makes the game go fast. You got to pitch within 15 seconds. There's a clock. And if you don't pitch within 15 seconds, it's a ball. Yeah. Interesting.

I like that. Me too. I like that. It makes the game so much better. Let's go. 15 seconds is a lot of ball. Interesting. I like that. Me too. I like that. It makes the game so much better. Let's go. 15 seconds is a lot of time. Quick. Let's go. Pitch it. 15 seconds is ready. Here we go. Ready. Go. It was making the games end so quick they had to extend how long

they were selling alcohol. It's fucking great. Past the 7th inning. So what's the average game length now with that? Two and a half hours. That's perfect. It used to be like four hours. Yeah. You're still on 15 seconds, Drew? That's 15 seconds. God dang Two and a half hours. That's perfect. It used to be like four hours. Yeah. You're still on 15 seconds, Drew? That's 15 seconds. God dang it, that's a long time.

That's a long time. I think if someone's on base, it's 20 seconds, right? If someone's on base, because you got to look the guy off and all that shit, they give you like an extra five seconds. You know what's crazy about Bud Light? Last game I was at, too, I took my kiddos to the Padres. They love the Padres. They took them to the Padres game.

And my girl wanted a beer or whatever and they you know you order the alcohol on the list and it was like you know Modela

$18 you know Coors $18 Bud Light $0.15 dude $8 $8

and it's half the price and the guy comes over I go hey man just a question have you why don't people order Bud Light

have you sold any he goes not one not one I go really you just put another can who gives a fuck he goes I a question. Why don't people order Bud Light? Have you sold any? He goes, not one. Not one. I go, really? You just put it in another can? Who gives a fuck? He goes, I don't know.

People don't buy it. Isn't that wild? That's crazy. That is wild. We've never seen that happen to a brand before, ever. Yeah. They want that. That poor lady.

What is it called? ESG score? That lady with that fucking dumb idea. She must be waking up in the middle of the night. Ah! She's probably living in a tent in Austin. Yeah. She must be waking up in the middle of the night. She's probably living in a tent in Austin. She's so doomed. No one's going to take her on

again. She's probably opening for Brian Callen. Here's a good question. Here's a solid question here. Do you think Dana hates this fight? Because I bet he does. Why? Because it's just ground. It's exciting. Especially for Corey. Doesn't he like jiu-jitsu? No, I'm with Dana on this.

Yeah, if you finish somebody. Yeah, I'm with Dana on this. Listen, Corey's my boy. I've known him for fucking ever. But you're going to fight a guy on a two-week notice, and you're looking for a title shot? We can't have you just take the guy down and not look for finishes. He does not like—

He's got to pass first. He does not like unexciting fights. He does not like it. If you've been watching Ultimate Fighter, there was a close fight, and Dana was like, man, hopefully he gets better in the finale because this is not what we want. If you want to get to the UFC, you've got to be exciting. That's why Dana White Contender Series, if you're into fighting,

that's the most exciting fucking fight you're going to see. Oh, those Tuesday Night Fights are amazing. They're so good, dude. Fuck Ultimate Fighter. Dana White Contender Series? Those are guys fighting for a possibility of fighting in the UFC. A lot of them are talented. And they have to be talented, but they have to be exciting.

Like, think about the people that came off there. Jamal Hill, Sugar Sean, Bo Nickel. Yep. Like, they have savages, too. Yeah. Well, now with Jamal, you've got a legit world champion that came out of there. Yeah. Legit world champion.

I mean, he's injured now, which sucks, but. But kudos to him for giving up his title. Yeah, he's the best. But that's also when Neary did it, it's almost like he has to do it. Prohaska did it. That's how he got the title in the first place. And I guess if they all start doing that, that is really the right thing to do. Yeah, you don't hold the division up.

But a lot of guys are not going to do that. A lot of fighters are probably like, fuck you. You can kind of understand it. I'm the champ. If you give that up, your contract changes. You work your ass off to do that. A lot of fighters are probably like, fuck you. You can kind of understand it because if you give that up, your contract changes, you work your ass off to get there, you come back, you fight for an interim title. Maybe the UFC

makes you a deal that you're going to be fighting for the title and your contract remains when you come back. Well, that's why Mick Maynard said Yerry versus Alex Pierre is going to be for the title. It's not an interim title. When Yerry left, he was the champion. So when he fights, the title's on the line.

Bro. Such an exciting fight. Yeri Prohaska and Alex Piedra. If they do that fight, oh, good googly moogly. Dude, I don't know what artist did it. Forgive me. I forget the artist. They made a poster where Yeri has his war paint on.

Alex has his war paint on. Dude, I was rock hard. This shit is fire. That fight would be amazing. I wonder how hairy his shoulder is because they said that was the worst shoulder injury the doctor for the UFC has ever seen. What happened? He had a dislocated shoulder and then his guys, training,

and his guys tried to put it back in and they yanked on it and they tore it apart. It's a meathead shit. Damn, we did a combat jiu-jitsu open tournament in Mexico. There was six matches going on, all combat. It was an open dog, like a regular jiu-jitsu tournament. And this guy popped his shoulder out.

And this was Mexico. We had like, you know, ambulance there and all that shit. They took that guy's shoulder. His shoulder popped in the middle of a match. And they took his shoulder, put his fucking foot on the hip, and pulled it back in. The guy continued the fight and won, and then won his shoulder, put his fucking foot on the hip, and pulled it back in. The guy continued the fight and won,

and then won his next match, too. Oh, my God. That's the tricky thing. In Mexico, dude, there's no regulations, dog. Like your Mel Gibson off Lethal Weapon. If we would have did that here, we would have been sued. Font just shot for a takedown. I don't know about this. No, that's a bad idea.

You're down four rounds, and you shoot for a takedown? I guess he just thinks he's got to do something desperado. Of course, he can get that neck. Corey's guillotines, Darcy's, and Anaconda's are filthy. He has it right here. He's a Christian Allen protege. He got it right here. What else do you want? You got the good front headlock.

I think he's not willing to take any chances like jumping guard or something like that. I think he's just always going to play it safe when he's got a fight where he's four rounds in the bag already. God, that's not going to get you the title shot. Yeah, there's a real good argument for that. They just don't, man. Well, it's Dana, right? Dana wants everything to be very exciting. But as a business owner and you're Dana, you've got to kind of understand it.

Yeah, but as a purist, don't you want to see a guy be able to do whatever the fuck he can do? Correct. And if he can win like this, he wins. But why is the UFC the biggest, baddest? Because they're the most entertaining fights. But also the best fighters. Correct. It's more about finding out who wins.

It's about entertainment. Yeah, we want to find out who's the better fighter and who wins. It's about entertainment. You know, yeah, we want to find out who's the better fighter and who's going to win. But they got to do it in an entertaining fashion. I mean, this is TV. This is pay-per-view, ESPN. UFC rewards that. It's not just about, okay, I'm going to find out who's the better fighter, who's going to win. It's about entertainment.

Right. This is certainly Corey's best chance for victory, best path for victory obviously he's dominated every round but It's not You know he's not finishing him. I Mean maybe if he catches him look at there. There. It is looking for a dog. He went for it He went for let's go kill it right here. Look he's got it. He's got it right here. See that Oh cuz he had the wrist. Oh, that's right. He had his left hand. He's going for it. Right here. Look, he's got it. He's got it right here. Does he? No, he doesn't. Oh, because he had it at the wrist. Oh, that's right. He had his left hand.

He's going for it, though. Look. He's trying to do something. He's going to get it. Oh, there it is. There it is. It's over. He got him.

He got him. That's deep, dog. Yeah, Corey's darn savage. That's deep. He needs to get the legs in. That's deep. There he goes. Oh, he's out.

Fuck. Oh, no. There it is again. He's got to hook that leg. He's got to hook the leg. You can't let him keep going. He needs to hook that fucking leg. Oh, he's still got it. He's still got it. He needs to keep him from rotating. He's got to hook the leg. You can't let him keep going. He needs to hook that fucking leg. Oh, he's still got it.

He's still got it. He needs to keep him from rotating. He's still got it. He gots him. Oh, he's going to cinch it right there. He gots him now. Right here. And he gots his leg.

Why did he let the fucking leg? Right. Boom. Oh, that should be it right there. That should be it right there. Damn. Just prevent his hips from getting close. That's deep.

And all that shit we talked would go away if he gets this. Correct. All that. Because he wore him out. He wore him out. He wore him out. He got it. He. Damn. Just prevent his hips from getting close. And all that shit we talked would go away if he gets this. All that. Because he wore him out. He wore him out. He's losing his grip. He's out. He's trying to do it again. At least he went for it. He's going to go again. There he is again. But wouldn't it be nice if he did that earlier?

He should have, in my opinion, he should have went back to a vice grip and just wore his neck out a little bit more. Just wear that neck out and then cinch it up later. Look at that triangle, dog. This is 23 minutes plus into a fight. Right? Yeah.

I got a two-week notice. If you want the title, you got to fucking starch these dudes. It makes you think. He had an opportunity to really train for this fight He'd have more of a gas tank He'd have He doesn't look tired though He doesn't look tired

I think he's just getting outworked He certainly is But I mean you gotta imagine He'd be in better shape If he didn't have a two week notice I don't know if he'd have an answer for the wrestling But He's grimacing here Look at him He's trying so hard I don't know if he'd have an answer for the wrestling, but...

He's grimacing here. Look at him. He's trying so hard. Corey's trying to get the mount. He's got to get over that right knee. Rob's doing a good job containing it. He's just kind of sitting in that pocket. A lot of guys like that half guard to control because they can hang on to that leg.

Yeah. They have way more control. Yeah, but the mount is the best. He's he's moving into it he's trying to get there he's recovering well man rob's doing a real good job of getting guard again so greasy right now oh my god even throwing up a triangle at this point the the grease on the legs the grease on the back and arms and shoulders it's just like it's hard to do anything. It's so greasy. It's not just, ooh, look at that.

Ooh, look at that. Ooh, keep pulling on that arm. Keep pulling that arm. Oh. It's not just sweat. It's actual Vaseline to your face.

Yeah. That's the thing that the people don't understand. There's no, this MMA, there's no need to put, this ain't boxing.

There's no need to put Vaseline on your face because that shit gets everywhere. It does. The Vaseline gets everywhere. It doesn't stay on the eyes. It gets all over the place. As soon as a guy starts grappling. Yeah. There's Vaseline

everywhere. Why are you putting Vaseline on their face? It's not boxing. And it smears. Yeah. It's so unnecessary. Is the crowd booing? Are they booing? Oh, is that it? That was the end? You know what? He went for it,

dude. He went for it. He looked good. He went for it in the final round. Yeah, he had that. He did go for it in the final round. He had that darts. And look, if you just wanted to secure the victory, he definitely did the best path to secure the victory.

Didn't take any damage. All right, let's switch over. Yeah. We don't want that fight. Let's switch over to the Diaz fight. Oh, shit. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Gosh, piss. I gotta pee, too. I'll take two. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let's fucking go Let's go

I gotta pee too Go ahead Okay Okay How's 9-11 Alright Conspiracies You know what

When I come on JRE I try to keep the conspiracy theories to a minimum. I try to because they're just like, I don't know. I talk all my shit on my podcast. Look into it on Rockfin. Go to Rockfin. It's also available on Apple Podcasts. First 50 episodes are free. I talk mad shit on my podcast.

So when I go on other people's podcast like I'll do music podcast I won't bring up any conspiracy theories I'll talk all music the whole way through or jujitsu the whole way through I like doing podcasts where I'm not capped in fucking conspiracy but on my podcast I mean even on my podcast

I just did an episode the new one that came out Friday with Scott Kirkland from the Crystal Method. He's EDM fucking God. And all we did was talk about music, dude. We got deep because he came from the metal era. And he was a metalhead. I was a metalhead.

He got into EDM. I got into EDM. So I love doing shit like that. You know, I mean, we could go into fucking, what do you want to go into? Camp trails? You want to do into camp trails? I want to do some chemtrails. What why do you think? Like with the hunter Biden files like all the tape stuff and they suppressed all that right and then you get the submarine, right? They leaked a submarine and they knew they died but leaked it five days out to suppress the hunter by did anybody did anybody?

I like it like the submarine thing was take it from here job We're talking about the submarine thing before, like the submarine thing was like. You take it from here, John. We're talking about the submarine thing. Before we do the submarine thing, Jamie, would you do me a favor and show me the picture of Chris Lieben's face? Because Chris Lieben. It looked like a horror movie. Horrible cut bare knuckle boxing. Do you finish the submarine? Okay.

Yeah, I just want to show you this cut because it's crazy. This is not elbows. This is just knuckles. And it's like a giant gash down the middle of his head. Did you find it's crazy. This is not elbows. This is just knuckles. And it's a giant gash down the middle of his head. Did you find it? Yeah. Okay, here it is. Look at that.

Look at that. Damn. Dude. That is a crazy cut. That's a car accident right there. It's like four inches. It's like it went through a windshield. Damn.

I like that. That's what I want to see. Well, there's a lot. You you know those guys get a lot of scar tissue a lot of scar tissue okay submarine what about the submarine uh i don't really give a fuck about that submarine i just thought it was like a total distraction i'm like it's not a distraction it's a guy who had hubris that they they had 18 different engineers i think a lot of people but over a course of a long period of time telling him the design is flawed it they that he didn't tell the truth about it being tolerant up to you know however many thousand feet they had to go down that it was only set up for

like 1 500 feet they there was a lot about that that was fucked up that was like documented in advance and this guy was making a lot of money getting people that's two hundred fifty thousand dollars a ticket man to get in that fucking thing and go to the bottom of the ocean yeah but when that shit all went down i'm trying to find the screenshot right now um dude you know when you turn on your phone your ip, and you look at the news? You know all that shit propaganda. You know all that shit propaganda. So during the height of all that, dude, here it is.

Here it is. This is the top stories. Los Angeles Times. Five aboard Titanic tourist submarine are dead after catastrophic implosion. CBS News. Want to know about the five passengers who were on the Titanic sub? Trending. Fox News.

Missing Titanic submarine found. Crew killed in deep sea catastrophe. Coast Guard says. BuzzFeed. The man was supposed to be on the missing Titanic. I get it. It was like, dude, what the? Every news outlet at once.

Right. Is this going boom, boom, boom? But you know why? Because their business is getting people to pay attention to their website or their show. And the best way is what are people interested in? Disasters. People love a disaster. Okay, okay.

Especially people in a fucking submarine that decide they want to go to some crazy remote-controlled submarine with a Logitech controller. They decide they want to go to some crazy remote-controlled submarine with a Logitech controller. Now, was that the, like, do they do that, like, every day? They did it a hundred times. They've done it a hundred times? Yes. Okay, so they've done it a lot. Yeah, but it had problems. One time when they lost contact for, like, two hours with the ship.

Like, it has to be be the ship has to be right above it it's sketchy it's it's not attached to a cord they can't pull it back up why wouldn't it be attached to a cord bro it's so many bad design flaws so many of them okay there's all these engineers that talk the guys quit because they were like fuck this thing they're like you're this is a recipe for disaster like Like the dude from the Lem. Remember, what was his name? The guy from the Moonlander. Remember that guy who put a lemon on?

Oh, yes. What was that guy's name? Grissom or something like that? Yeah. Something Grissom. Gus Grissom. Yes. He was complaining.

He goes, dude, this shit's not going anywhere. What are you guys talking about? And they go, you know, we got to kill this woman. Well, if that's the case, he died on the launching pad. Remember that? Yeah. He was the one complaining about it. His family thought that, that they killed him.

Yeah. What's Francis talking about? He's talking about the Tyson Fury fight, I'm sure. I can't wait, dude. And that's two weeks before Jon Jones versus Stipe. Do you think he has, I mean, that term, a puncher's chance, does that even apply to someone who's as skillful as Tyson Fury? I think so.

Listen, I'll say he has a better chance than Conor did beating Floyd because he has that one-chance knockout power. Like, I don't give a fuck who you are. That uppercut lands, it lights out game over. If he does something real reckless and catches him up against the ropes and just wings haymakers. And I don't think he sits back and tries to outbox him. And Tyson's coaching him, you notice? So I think he goes bald.

Tyson's like, go for it. I think he puts pedal to the metal like he did against fucking, what's his fucking name? Tarseño Rosenstreich. Yes, he's like Homer Simpson fucking. He just head up in the air, just swinging bombs. That's his only chance. Because if he sits back and he's calculating, gets in his head, he's going to get picked apart. Jake Paul's doing interviews before the fight.

That's kind of crazy. They do that in boxing now. Gloved up. They do it in boxing now. That seems like a distraction. Horrible idea. I don't like it at all. They had me do it with Logan before he fought Floyd.

I'm like, God, I really, as a fighter, this is a nightmare. I guess he just wants as much hype as possible. And also probably the timeline. They want to make sure that it's done. The UFC's over. But also Jake and them, this pressure's nothing. They grew up in front of cameras, so they're used to this shit. Well, he's also had seven pro fights now.

And he's been had seven pro fights now you know and he's been real fucking successful one loss to tommy fury who's a legit pro boxer he kind of has that dick like brock lesnar does on his chest huh uh just a little better his is way better brocks brocks that guy was fucking with him his is like a sword with like what is that what's it in a heart what is that sword it's hard in a heart? What is that? Sword. It's hard to see what's going on there. It's a lot. There's a lot happening there. Damn, how's it going to be brought to you by Celsius and his brother has a fucking energy drink?

What is Celsius? An energy drink. Is it? Well, I guess his brother didn't come with that prime check, son. True. Celsius brand partner. Celsius is like a knockoff of F3, the energy drink. But yeah, it must have came with a check.

I'm going to kill Cliff, guys. It is good, dude. Veteranone. Yeah, it's the best, man. This stuff's the shit. This is one that I developed. It's Flaming Joe, the spicy pineapple. I worked for like, we had like eight or nine versions of this, I think.

At least seven. I remember definitely these seven versions. We kept tweaking it and tweaking it. How'd you land on pineapple? I love spicy pineapple. I'm a pineapple fan. I'm a pineapple fan. I just thought it would be a cool, unique soda.

You know, and the other one, me and Cam Haynes came up with one that's a spicy cherry called Elk Blood. It's delicious. Oh, it's out? You guys done drinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear more conspiracies, Eddie. Let's go.

You know what? Fuck the submarine. Fuck the submarine. The Hunter Biden stuff, though? What about the UFOs? UFOs, it's Project Bluebeard. We used to be all in on UFOs. Dude, are you kidding? I was a UFO. Dude, I was the UFO.

Is there ice in there? No. No, there's not. Oh, good. We don't have any ice. Those ball ices are awesome. We'll get some more ice. We'll get some more ice.

We'll get some more ice. I got more whiskey here. Do you remember when you and I first got into Zachariah Sitchin? Hell yeah. Yeah, we were convinced. Hell yeah. You know how I got into it? You know, I remember how we got into it,

because remember Gina, the girl I used to make music with? Yes. She was like, you know, she was at some party, and we were working on some music. She goes, last night this guy told me about, there's this guy who wrote about some transcripts or something like that, and he said he was telling me that that we're created by aliens to mine gold and i remember like what she goes yeah he was telling me about

this i go what's his name his name was like jody because my friend jody was telling me about this guy and i'm like can you call him call him up and because it made sense to me like like wait a minute we were we were created as slaves to mine gold for this other planet? I was all balls deep in the UFOs. So I called this motherfucker. I'm like, do you remember what you were telling Gina? He goes, yeah, there's this guy named Zacharias Sitchin. Look him up.

He wrote a book called The Twelfth Planet. And I'm like, okay. So boom, got into it. I'm like, oh, shit. Dude, I believe that shit. They got me hook, line, and sinker, man. But yeah, you know. So, Eddie, do I believe that shit. They got me hook, line, and sinker, man. But yeah, you know. So, Eddie, do you think that they, do you believe that whistleblower, like he's actually

seeing the UFO? We have UFOs. I believe a lot of the people that see UFOs really believe they see it, and they just get set up. I think they're just- But they're not seeing UFOs. They're seeing like maybe a drone. They don't know the technology.

Exactly. They're seeing holograms, drones, some high-level shit. They're pushing it so hard. It's so obvious. That's what's weird. It's so fucking obvious. Is that they're pushing it. It's so obvious.

When it goes mainstream, I'm like, what's going on here? What are they trying to distract us from? And then at the same time, the Biden crime family shit's coming out, dog. All that shit where they said Rudy Giuliani was fucking crazy. He's a crackpot. Dude, two, three years ago, they made him look like a fucking crackpot. And all he was doing was, I got the laptop right here. We got it all right here.

And the scariest part was they got 51 intelligence officers to sign off on it. That's crazy. How scary is that? Dude, scary. Scary. Scary. You had 51 guys? Bullshit?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Scary. When they knew that it was legit in 2019. Dude, scary. Oh, my God. Scary. Scary. They knew that it was legit in 2019. Dude, scary. That's scary shit. That's crazy. Have you looked up the laptop shit?

What's scary is no one is facing any repercussions. Zero. He got a slap on the wrist. What about all those guys? Not just him. I'm talking about the people who told everyone that it was Russian information. Oh, they suffered no consequences. And you know what?

They stick with it, though, because they're saying that the justice system is corrupt by saying that it's not. Yeah. They go, oh, they're lying, so it's just a lot of confusion. Thank you, Jamie. Dude, I went to the website

where they released all his pictures and shit. That boy, a wild boy. He looks like a good time, I gotta be honest. Can I have the ball one? Can I have the ball ice? I'll get some more.

That is ball ice, no? This is not ball ice. Yeah, you got it. I want the ball ice. I want the ball too, but I love you. Thank you. And you're talking about conspiracies. I owe you. I know you conspiracy is best the best in the world i'm not

dude i'm dude i'm keeping my mouth shut dog when 51 intelligence officers say it's russian disinformation when it's not and we know it's scary what kind of country are we living in and all the shit they're throwing at trump they're trying to get rid of that motherfucker I just want to say real clear you are not keeping your mouth shut what the fuck is that I'm keeping my mouth shut no no

I'm just saying what's already out there dude I'm just saying what's already out there you know what I mean I'm not trying to get fucking killed I'm good let me get some of that Joe Everybody out there, dog. You know what I mean? I'm not trying to get fucking killed. I'm good. I got plenty of it. Let me get some of that, Joe. Shout out to Bodega Cat.

Isn't that crazy, dude? Balcones. They could have got 10. Hot still bourbon. Dude, they could have got 10 guys to sign off on, and that would have been a lot. A lot. They went 50, because they know if they get 50,

it's going to be no doubt. Everyone's going to believe that shit. Right. And they stick with it. Even today, the mainstream media, they still stick with it. Let me ask you this. Why do they still keep singing the national anthem at a boxing fight? Because that shit takes so much time.

I'm so glad the UFC doesn't do that. We know where we are. We love America. We got to be proud. I used to think you do. I used to be annoyed by National Anthem and all that, but now after all this

bullshit we've been through, I'm like, dude, I'm up there in the baseball game. I got my hand over my heart. I'm into it, dude. I'm like, I'm with it, dude. What about the beginning of the night before the first fight? Do it one time. Yeah, before the first fight. Before the first fight? How about that? Do it one time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, before the first fight. Before the first fight.

Let's get it out of the way. If you come early, you get to be patriotic. Don't be a piece of shit. And we did it, dog. You weren't here, dog. We did it. We did it. You weren't here.

You were late. Once the fights start, keep the fights flowing. But UFC's tough because you play everybody's national anthem. If Conor's the main event, you got to play the- Yes, you have to. Remember Sinead O'Connor sang? Yeah. She didn't sing the national anthem, but- Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Here's the main event. You got to play the fire. Yes, you have to. Remember Sinead O'Connor sang? Yeah. She didn't sing the national anthem.

Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Here's the other thing. Some of those dudes get so crafty with the singing. Oh, too much. Can you see? Too much. Yeah, too much.

By the dawn. It should be the same guy like Bruce Buffer. La. Oh, dude. All that shit. Wow. Nate's 38. Damn. This is going to be crazy, dog.

This is going to be crazy. Whatever happens, it's going to be crazy. The only thing that would suck is if it's a super boring fight and nothing happens and it goes to decision. Nate doesn't do that. How crazy is it? Dillian White. They pulled out of the fight August 15th. It's just two weeks from now.

Dillian White tested positive for steroids. Who's that? Who's testing? Someone. It's Vada. They're under voluntary. Who's testing? What are we doing?

Dillian White is fighting Anthony Joshua. Huge fight. Huge fight. Huge heavyweight fight. And now the fight's off. And that fight is two weeks away. You know what boxing's got down They got they know that that's a good move right there. You know what I mean the eye candy, you know, they get it

They get it. Yeah. Why don't they girls stand behind Bruce buffer? They do in the wins home during the way and there's two separate ones only when he's in announcing called buffers beauties Oh hell yeah brings him with him. Yeah, they have big bees Buffer's Beauties. Oh, hell yeah. He brings them with him. Hell yeah. They have big bees on their chest. Dude, what about Buffer's Bitches?

He comes out. So here, you're going to show. Damn. This is the Jake Paul highlight. I'm so excited for this for some reason. Hell yeah, dude. Where's the smell and salt, dude? This is historic, dude.

Okay, you want some? Yeah, I'm trying to get loose. I'm trying to get weird. You like it. Here you go. I'm a to get loose i'm trying to get weird you like it here you go i'm gonna take a hit here we go here we go this specifically says do not put in your eyes you're not supposed to do it more than once a day either well let's go no it's gonna happen i've done it multiple times today i can't leave you alone out there let me little whiff I'll take a little whiff You got it, Randy Forget it

No, it's so good, dude Forget it I love it I fucking love it What does it smell like, shit? No Well, if you have to describe it Freedom

Smells like freedom Let's take a little whiff Smells like fucking freedom Oh! Oh! Yeah! It smells like It smells rotten Yeah It's like a Like something rotten Ammonia Like ammonia Oh! Oh! Yeah! It smells rotten.

Yeah. It's like something rotten. Ammonia. Like ammonia. Watch how much better you are at it. Oh, my God. Everything's focused now. It's rotten.

This is Jamie's idea. I'm going to get the name of that. I'm going to start fucking getting it. It's still in my nose. I think it's called Ah. It stays in your nose. If you guys would like to compare, I've got some other brands back here. I am awake, though. We have no idea. We got some other brands back here. I am awake, though.

We have no idea. We got some other brands at the studio or at the club, brother. It's not nearly as strong. That guy's shit is insane. Oh, shit. Insane, right? You just took a baby sniff. Dude, and-

Brian Simpson got that shit under his nose. It went like this. And he went, ah! And just took his headset off and ran out of the room. I feel like I could do that. I'm good with it. So Jake goes into the ring early. That's interesting.

He went into the ring first. You got to show respect. Damn, he's sponsored by Travis Scott Jordan. I know you guys don't give a fuck. Although he got some lit kicks on tonight, Joe. He's got a shoe surgeon specialty delivered today. That's my boy, Dominic. See, in boxing, you know, Vaseline on the face totally makes sense.

Makes all the sense. Yeah. Gotta get your tits out of our face. I think that's their job, dude. What's Fansly? Is that a new kind of OnlyFans? It's not new, but it's the same thing. Oh, really?

I didn't know about it until I saw these lovely ladies. The marketing worked. Now I'm intrigued. Me too. Are they on it? I would't know about it until I saw these lovely ladies. The marketing worked. Now I'm intrigued. Me too. Are they on it? I would assume. Probably. Yeah.

And if they're not, they should be. They should be. Yes. Do you hate money? It seems like little by little, more and more people are figuring out how to make money just on the internet. Oh, yeah. And then they're exchanging money on the internet.

Taking out the middleman. It's just internet. Everything's internet. And getting rid of the corporations and the big structure and you're going to streamline it. You guys are just sharing money with your, like, I'm going to pay for your service with internet and other people are going to pay for my service. This is interesting.

The Diaz highlights, they're not showing any of his UFC fights. They can't. They can't. The rights to it. The only thing, like, Dana would fucking rent out the rights. Give me some money. Nah, Dana's like, fuck that. Yeah, I bet Dana was like, fuck you.

I guess not. I mean, it's just him throwing punches and flexing and smoking weed. Oh, damn it. It's E-40 with him. Look at him go. E-40 looking thick. Is that full Shane Gillis Versace suit behind him? Look at him.

He's got the full Shane Gillis. Shane rocked that? Yeah, he rocked it to the UFC. Hilarious. With that orange suit? The Versace suit in the back over Nate's right shoulder. Yeah. Shane Gillis, I wouldn't just like it.

I like it. It looks like you're on vacation. I like his shirt. I like a Hawaiian shirt. Me too. It looks like I'm on vacation, bro. I like the matching shorts. I'm going to start wearing Hawaiian shirts.

You could pull it off. I think I should. I bought one. My wife is like, what the fuck is this? You could pull it off. I think I should. I bought one. My wife is like, what the fuck is this? You know what's weird is this. It's got octopuses. You know what's weird is this. It's dope.

It's dope. I like it. Matching shorts are necessary? Only if you go Versace, but you can't get it. Yeah, you can. You can get some. I better get a maid. Some nice flamingo shorts.

Nice. Dude, next companion, we should all rock them. Yeah, why not? I like a Hawaiian shirt. I'm going to start doing it. It's like, I'm here drinking Mai Tais, why not? I like a Hawaiian shirt. I'm gonna start doing it. Because it's like I'm here drinking Mai Tais and just chilling. You're a good time. I'm a good time. I'm having a good time. I'm a good time. Look at my outfit. I'm on vacation.

Yeah, if you have like a Hawaiian shirt on, you're not somber. You're not stressed. Yeah, you're on fucking vacation, bro. I bet it like elevates your mood a little bit, just having a Hawaiian shirt on. I'd be happier right now. You know what's crazy is like you see him and his brother they're so into cardio and 10 speeding they got the 10 speed helmet they're fucking jogging they're swimming but they both have like that that gangster cholo

mentality you know what i mean they're like cholos on 10 speeds you know what i mean and their bodies you guys ever you ever watch that those cholo cartoons called Fliplandia? You ever watch that on Instagram? Dude, they got Sesame Street. Everybody's a cholo on Sesame Street. Big Bird is Big Pajaro. That's funny. And he's the main motherfucker in prison and he's yoked.

Big Bird is yoked. Dude, go ahead. Dude, this Barrio Sesamo. These guys are cholos, dude. Dude, they're like a 20-part series. Dude, go ahead. Dude, this Barrio Sessamo. These guys are cholos, dude. It's a great, dude, they're like a 20 part series.

It's, dude, there's killing, there's fucking drive-bys, drive-bys, and it's all Sesame Street. Ah. At Fliplandia.

That's hilarious. Fliplandia. They got mustaches. Look at the mustaches. Dude, it's hilarious, dude. I think Rampage actually invested in it. We'll watch it. We'll watch some of it. We'll watch some of it after this fight. Dude, it's hilarious, dude. I think Rampage actually invested in it.

We'll watch some of it after this fight. Dude, Big Bajaro, dude, all he does is pull up some fucking prison. Dude, they're killing people. There's like drive-bys and everything. Rana is a froggy. Or what's his name? Kermit the Frog? Yeah.

They fucking aced them and they found them in a fucking dumpster. And they're trying to figure out who killed them and then they find out that that ernesto oh dude i'm addicted to it there's like 20 parts it's amazing cholo cartoons dog is the future that's the future damn son oh i can't i mean cholo fit is the ultimate cholo that guy's that cholo fit is the ultimate Cholo. That guy's... Cholo Fit is the ultimate Cholo, but this cartoon is fucking brilliant. Gun to your head.

So it looks like... Gun to your head. They're not doing... They're not... Which one? I'll take the guy in the suit. Yeah. My wife might be listening.

Is... I just said gun to your head, dog. Are they not doing a national anthem? They're not doing a national anthem. Beautiful. They took your notes. Maybe they already did it. The place looks packed, Dallas.

Oh, that place is packed. In Dallas, though, you figured they'd do it. I fucking love Dallas. Shane is there, actually. This is going down, dog. It's like a fantasy fight. It's actually happening. Bro, who was...

Was that Shane with the Versace suit on and Nate's... No, that's his camera guy. Yeah, I just looked earlier. I thought Shane would be there, but he might have been at the Phillies game tonight. I thought he said he was going. I thought he did, too. Nate might have got mad at him for making jokes about him. Oh, was he making

jokes about him? He does an impression of Nate. It's amazing. His impressions are fucking great. He does an impression of Nate when he was having a press conference with Conor McGregor. Dude, his Trump is great. His Trump is flawless. Jamie Foxx's Trump is probably the best, though. Yeah, right?

Jamie Foxx? I don't know. It'd be tough to beat Shane. Shane is better. Shane's is better. Shane's is perfect. What's his special too? And then Shane's fucking Jesse Ventura? Is that a Versace shirt? No, I think that's Will Ferrell.

Oh, he wore jeans. No, no, Shane Gillis does fucking Jesse Ventura. Does he? Oh my God. You haven't seen that? Well, I could do Jesse Ventura. Dude, he's so good at Jesse.

That's pretty good. That's fucking good. I live in Baja, down in Mexico. It's spot on. I smoke marijuana. That's pretty good. I worry about the government. I was a Navy SEAL.

Baja, Mexico. Dude, that's fucking spot on. When you listen to it, that's really good, but Shane Gillis is a million percent perfect. If I listen to him, I could do it perfect. For me, it's just about whether or not I can make that sound. Yeah, if it's in your real mouth. Because the Trump sound, that sound doesn't come out of my mouth. You do a good Obama. I've heard you do Obama before it's not that difficult yeah that's pretty good thing about Obama it's the

pacing it's the pacing yeah it's the way we talk yeah I could do it you got the best Joey Diaz though by far that's for sure I could do a good Joey. Joey Diaz running for president I could do Mike Tyson. Can you imagine Joey Diaz, though, by far. That's for sure. I could do a good Joey. Joey Diaz running for president. I could do Mike Tyson. Can you imagine Joey Diaz debating Donald Trump? Listen, cocksucker. All right, here it is. Here it is, boys. Here it is.

This is about to go down. I'm so intrigued by this, man. Oh, fucking shit. Ooh. This is going to be interesting. I feel like there's so much pressure on Nate Well there's a lot of pressure on Jake too man Yeah if he loses

If he gets knocked out It's gonna get tough for opponents He just lost his last fight The KSI fight's always there But as far as getting legit boxers A lot of pressure on him Both guys He doesn't have a belly

So maybe he is in great shape It's just hard to tell Because he's 185 You you know what I mean? Yeah, we'll see. Nate's never ripped. God, look what Jake Paul has fucking built, man. It's very impressive. I mean, he's literally one of the biggest names, if not the biggest, in boxing right now, which is crazy.

Because he's clearly not the best boxer. He has seven fights. But he has a chance, man. I'm telling you, if you didn't know this guy was a YouTuber and you saw him starching all these MMA guys, you're like, this guy's a fucking contender. In, like, legit boxing? Yeah, if you saw him coming up, if you didn't know who he was,

you would say, wow, this kid's crazy, this tattooed-up wild boy. He's crazy. He knocks out everybody. He knocks out former UFC champions like Tyron Woodley. I mean, he's very impressive. It's just people dismiss him because he's a YouTuber, because he was a Disney star. Is that Cardi B?

Sweetie. Oh, is it? Oh. Oh. He's winging shots. Damn. Dude, he's throwing shots. He's throwing heat, dog.

Damn. Damn, damn. Oh, he caught him with that left hook. I don't like what I'm seeing. Oh, he caught him with another left hook. I don't like what I'm seeing. Damn, he's going down. Dude, Jake's fucking him up.

Remember, Nate can take a beating, though. Nate can take a beating. He's got to throw something, though. He's got good movement, man. He's moving good. You're saying Jake's moving good? Yes. Yes.

He's moving in and out, moving side to side. You hurt his eye there. It looks like he's stunned, dude. Look at that. That power. I don't like the way Nate's moving. He's not throwing anything. He might be trying to feel him out.

Nice right hand. Great right hand. Yeah, great right hand. For Nate, it's all in the first three rounds. He needs to get by these three rounds. Damn. Come on, Nate. Boy, Jake is... But Jake, he's never fought like this either, and the guy stick around. Right. Nate's a motherfucker.

And he is hitting the gas early. Big time. But he looks in phenomenal shape. And he is hitting the gas early. Big time. But he looks in phenomenal shape. He's already cut over his right eye. I don't like the way Nate's lunging in either, man. No. That right hand's there.

Nate's style of boxing is probably better with little gloves, right? Because he doesn't load up. He looks like he's overextending right now. Oh, shit. Jake's just a lot quicker. And he hits hard. Yes. And he's a bigger guy, man. A naturally bigger guy.

More explosive. But what's Jake going to look like if this goes to the fourth round? Right. That's what you got to ask. And can Nate last that long? What is that cut on Nate's eye? How bad is that gonna get? Here comes Nate. Maybe it

won't come up. Well, the thing is that Nate can fucking fight at this pace forever. Like, literally to the end of time. He doesn't get tired. But it's just, can he even get Jake's respect? Look, he looks tired.

Yeah, he does look tired. Jake's slowing down too, though. That's a big round for Jake. Big round. It's weird Nate's raising his hands. But maybe this is the plan. Wear him out? You know what I mean?

Let him swing? How bad is that cut? Let him get his nut off this first three rounds. Stick around and take over in the fourth, fifth, sixth. Cut's not that bad. No, not at all. but it's only the first round that shit's gonna swell and it might open up he's got so much scar tissue man it's just does he have the pop to get some respect you know yeah i didn't like what i didn't seem like he really landed anything significant. And when he did, he was reaching, overextending, feet off the ground.

He could be pacing himself. Yep, hopefully. There's that. Hopefully. Yep. Or he could be getting overwhelmed and just surviving. She's got a dump truck. She's got a fucking wagon.

Bro, her shorts are camped up there. And I mean that with her. Her shorts are tucked away like a fine housekeeper does your bed. Just tucked in there. You know what's crazy? You know what's in yoga pants that actually go up the ass now? You notice that? It's fucked up, man.

That's like a new thing. They have to. Oh, look at that. Nate just put his hands up and ran forward. Moose knuckle is so big on Instagram right now. Oh my god. Girls are weird when they get mad at the gym. Like, what are you staring at? I know. Isn't that gross?

That's such a gross ploy for attention. Have you noticed on Instagram the girls are wearing dresses with no underwear and then they're sitting behind a light and you can see their labias? Have you seen that? Dude, that's all over.'s not showing that, no. Like, dude, that's all over. I'm on a different algorithm than you, so I'm on that crazy algorithm. I'm on that motorcycle crash algorithm.

I'm on that motorcycle crash fucking animal attack. It's crazy, man. All those show up in my search feed. If I look under discover, it's just horrific. Oof And he's holding Man, is Nate warming up now? Yeah, that's how he does it

It looks like He's starting to throw shit Oh, good uppercuts Good head movement He's throwing shit now Look at that Oh Yeah, Jake's not as

Oh, he's throwing shit Look at that Look at those little short hooks There goes Jake. Dang. Sometimes it seems like his arms are so long he can't, like, oh, shit. He's talking shit. Yeah, Jake, it might have blew his wad a little bit too much.

He definitely emptied the gas tank a little bit in that first round. Shit's turning around now. And that shows his inexperience. Yeah, Nate's woken up now. Look, he's different. Well, Nate knew that first round he was going turning around now. And that shows his inexperience. Nate's woken up now. Look at it. Well, Nate knew that first round as he'd come out like a banshee. Oh, look at that.

Oh, shit. Jake's taking big breaths. Nate coming back. Good jab by Jake's. He's so awkward, too. Like, his style, he'll just, like, put his hands up and run at you. Who, Jake?

Nate. Oh, Nate. Like, see what he does? He puts his hands up sometimes and just charges forward. Good body shot. Oh! Yeah, but he's kind of catching a lot of these on the gloves. He is.

Oh, that was hard right there. Oh! Oh! Came back with a left hand. Smiled at him. Damn. Nate's coming back. Oh, shit. What is Nate's best punch?

His hardest punch. Hooks. Right and left. But he's a solid puncher, man. His straight left with the rock Leon Edwards. Remember that? Yeah, it's nasty. But he's a solid puncher, man. His straight left with the rock Leon Edwards. Remember that? Yeah, it's nasty. But definitely his hooks.

But it's also his patience. You know, he can do this a long time, man. He's not going to get tired. And he's not getting his legs kicked, which is a big factor. Every fight he's in, he's getting leg kicked. You'd probably give Nate this round, right? Bro. Dude, he's on it, dude.

Nate's coming back. And he's talking shit. Look. Oh. And Jake did not like that. He's got a look of concern. Yeah, he does. That's a look of concern.

Like, oh, shit, this guy's here. We're only in the second big deep breath. Eight more to go. And Nate probably just won that round. It's 1-1. Did he win that round? go and Nate probably just won that round. It's 1-1. Did he win that round? Yeah, I think he won that round. He landed one punch. One solid punch. Nate definitely won that round.

Nate landed like at least ten good punches. I just want to be honest about the fact that we're barely paying attention. I'm paying attention. We're talking about a lot of shit. We're talking about the sheets tucked into a fucking I think it's one one though Yeah moose knuckle is a wild thing man

Dudes don't have an equivalent No girls are talking about the dudes Hog imprint on his pants Who's that guy? I like his Hawaiian shirt though I like that shirt I'm gonna wear one I don't like that print Who's that guy?

I don't know but he's a handsome bastard He's good looking That's how jeans get passed on wear one. I don't like that print. That guy fucks. I don't know, but he's a handsome bastard. He should fuck. He's good looking. That's how jeans get passed on. For some reason, they needed, like, he must be a YouTube influencer

or something. We're just old. He looked like Matt Rife. Yeah. Here we go. See that? Ooh, good uppercut by Jake.

Very good uppercut. But that's so awkward that he does that. It's very awkward. I guarantee you Jake didn't see that in camp. Oh, good uppercut. But that close distance favors Nate if they're going to fight at that distance. Jake's got a white and black glove.

That's not normal, right? No, he's being crafty. Jake's got a white and black glove. That's not normal, right? No, he's being crafty. Ooh, that's a good right hand. Over the guard, around the guard. Left hook over the top.

Remember, though, Nate did knock Anderson down in the eighth, so his power's still there. Jake did. Jake, yeah. Oh, he's got power, man. No doubt. But Nate just doesn't stop coming. That's the difference.

Jake hasn't fought someone like this. Why does it look like Jake is frustrated? Because it looks like he is. Did you get the bet through, Jamie? I didn't know. You were going to bet? Yeah. Who were you going to bet, Nate?

I told him it's not a bad bet on Nate. Oh, shit. As I say that. Big left hook. As I say that. Oh, he just stung him with a left hand. He's a big underdog, so it seemed worth it. He has a plus 375. My brother said the better lines were closed like two hours before.

The line wasn't there anymore. Oh. Ooh. Yeah, Jake has to deal with that nonstop onslaught. It's exhausting, especially at his experience level. And that cardio, which is off the charts he doesn't fade matt no he'll do this for 10 rounds especially when he's just throwing hands and his pacing it's like he doesn't throw all his power in his punches and even in mma no one really

wanted to take him down you know what i mean because his guard is so good that they were they were like forced to stand with him and And he was like, okay, cool. It was also people were clowning Nate, his footage from his fight camp. He's sparring a guy who's 30 and 1, like a former champ. And everyone's like, Nate looks slow. I'm like, that's not what I see. Oh, damn. He turned his head away on that one.

Yeah. He does roll with punches. He's good at rolling. Yeah. Jake doesn't seem to be breathing too hard. But the fact that this isn't bothering Nate at all, and that he's still on him no matter what Jake does, it's got to be discouraging.

Yeah. Oh, he landed four punches right there. He did. They weren't that hard, but dude. They add up, though. Yeah. Oh, and Nate's fucking around. Oh, good job.

I mean, these boys are putting on a show though. You got to give it to them. He keeps coming forward. Just keeps coming forward, dude. Boom. He never goes back. No, it's a lot of punches.

He goes back like for a little bit, but he just keeps coming forward. Jake needs to land a big shot to get him to quit just coming forward. He hasn't got his respect yet. That's probably another round for Nate. I don't know about that. I think Jake was landing the bigger shots in that round. That was a tough one to score. Cut didn't get worse.

Now he's warmed up. This is what, the fourth round? Third. Third. And now. Wait, third? No, no. He lost the first.

Fourth coming up. This is the fourth coming up. I'm saying that was the third round. Yeah. Fourth's coming up. This gets interesting, man. Because, you know, he's putting a, Jake's putting a lot of volume here. Boom.

And throwing. Ooh, that's a nice uppercut. But Nate landed like four punches in a row. They're just not that devastating. Boom. That was probably the best punch of the night. By far. Good slip there.

Oh. If he would have aimed for the head right there. Shit. Jake looks alright dancing Maybe his corner told him to just sort of box him a little bit Don't try to slug it out Yeah that first round he went Take some of the pop off and just land shots

There he goes. Yeah. Oh. What Nate can't do is stay on his back foot and just back up. There you go. There you go. I have that eye starting to swell up a little now. That was a nice left hook.

Damn. Jake has to catch him coming in like that with that big overhand right. Yeah, I mean, he's just too slow to be on the outside. He's got to get right there. He has to. And when he gets right there, he just starts to try to maul him. Yep. He's landing shots, though, man.

Jake or Nate is? Nate is. Yeah. They're just not devastating. They don't have a lot of pop on. I know. But, again, we're only in the fourth of ten. This could get very interesting.

Yeah, I'm curious what Jake's going to look like in the 7, 8, 9. Oh, good check hook by Jake there. The crowd's chanting for who, Jamie? Who has ever fought like Nate Diaz? It's such a strange style. With a good right hand. Ooh, nice uppercut. It's such an odd style, right?

I mean, looping punches coming from weird angles, just jumping on top of you. Yeah, and weird spots where he's still on the punches. Like, he gets in, and he just, he gets in, and then backs up and throws hooks. He just stays in the pocket. Yeah, Nate is coming, man.

Jake just looked at the clock. That's usually never good. Both guys landed a good uppercut there. Yeah, it's never good when you're looking at the clock. Nope. Who was looking at the clock? Jake did. Damn, he just landed three punches right there.

Oh, shit. Dude, he lands all those little pitter-pat punches. They add up. And then he throws a powerful one. Boom. He gets the guy used to it, you know? And then boom. Bam.

Bam. Bam. Bam. That was a good flurry for him. Little pitter-pat, little pitter-patter, and then boom! Probably Nate's best round. There he goes. Look, boom.

Oh, he got clipped right there, though. But that volume is crazy. Look at this. And if you're the judge, are you scoring on the volume or the punches, the power punches? Ooh, good body shot. Look at that. Nate's are power punches, too. Yeah.

Jake's moving away from him here. Yeah, good body shot. Look at that. Nate's are power punches, too. Jake's moving away from him here. Yeah, Jake's all... Dude, look at that. On the inside, he just does this shit. Yeah. Boom. I want to see the punch. Why are we showing people in the audience?

They're in the middle of the fucking fight. The last 10 seconds. Yeah, but show us that the round ends. Don't just pull away while they're still swinging I love people Me too Very interesting Yeah we got it

Dude they cut away from the fight for the last 30 seconds now Oh okay they're getting ready for this interview Okay I love the gray hair is in now. Like, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I don't have to dye my hair. But it's only in if it's voluntary.

And after a while, then it's going to be like, yeah, you can just admit it's voluntary. You just tell people. When people start wearing gray wigs, oh my God, we're good. Steve Martin does. Look at that. That chick's 19 and her hair looks like it's 78. Yeah, it's very stormy X-Men. Yeah.

Here we go. Yeah, Nate's in shape, man. This gets interesting, right? Because we're not even not quite halfway there yet oof what's so funny Jamie what's Connor saying

you know he's just firing off right now Trying to get in the middle of it Jake's not having a ton of success now He's pretending he's tired Yep He's baiting him in Connor tweeted

Fuck this sweetie what's up That's funny Okay You thought it was a lot funnier than me yeah me too you gotta be there yeah I love that hard he's on the Oh He dropped him Oh shit Damn

It could be over now Oh he's hurt It could be over Nate's hurt I don't know about that son He got rocked Has he ever been knocked down before? Yeah Josh Thompson

Josh Thompson head kicked him Yeah But he got rocked there He got rocked by Leon He got legitimately rocked there. Come on, Jake. Slow down, Bubba. Oh, shit.

Trying to get him out of there, huh? Oh, uppercut. Damn. He might get tired. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, Jake's hurt. I mean, sorry.

Yeah, Nate's hurt. Don't stop, shit. Oh, Jake's hurt. I'm sorry. Yeah, Nate's hurt. Don't stop this shit. Early stoppage bullshit. Hold on to him. Clench him. He's not really bleeding. I think he recovered. I think he's good.

Yep. I think he's good. You got yourself a real cock fight here. Oh, what's he doing? Oh, good. Yep. I think he's good. You got yourself a real cock fight here. Oh, what's he doing? Oh, good body shot. Jake's being smart for a young fighter, not rushing in like a dumbass. For only seven fights, Joe? Yeah, no, he's smart.

Yeah, man. It's impressive. He's good, man. He won this round. Big time. 10-8. That's an interesting thing about boxing, right? Oh, look at that.

Look at that. Look at this. Dude. Look, he's holding. Why is he holding on to him? Because he got clipped a couple times. Damn, that ref has a ponytail. He might be tired.

Look at him throwinging all that shit What is he doing Fucking ref He's waiting for the bell Oh Nature's talking shit Even though it's a 10-8 round I thought he was gonna

Fall out of the fucking ring Yeah it looks like it It looked like he was done Yeah I agree And what That was the 6th round It's impressive It looked like he was done. Yeah, I agree. And what? That was the sixth round? It's impressive by Jake to knock him down to six.

Let's see the replay, kids. He's just thinking 10 million. Yeah, where the fuck? There we go. There it goes. Boom. Top of goes. Boom. Top of the head there. There's a left hook to the temple. Dude, that's a lot of power.

Look at him. Almost goes through the ropes. Bernard Hopkins style. Boom. Solid shot. Great shot. Is it an off balance thing? No.

He fucked up his equilibrium with that shot to the temple. Boom. Solid shot. Great shot. Is that an off-balance thing? No. He fucked up his equilibrium with that shot to the temple. That's why he almost went through the ropes after he grabbed his hand. See that? That stumble? Yep. That only happens if your shit's not working right. That gave Jake some energy.

Sixth round. So that was the fifth. Yep. Interesting. So we're at the halfway point. Oh, oh, oh. Damn. Oh, oh. Jake's having success with that left hook.

Yeah, Jake's significantly better. Yeah, he looks crisper. Yeah, he does. But that looks good right there. Oh, shit. Oh. But that looks good right there Oh shit Oh Oh Oh Yeah cause remember

I think where they were Going to do 8 rounds before And then Nate was like Let's go 12 And then Jake was like Alright let's go 12 And then Nate's like

No I'll do 10 Interesting And they made 10 rounds I wonder why he decided To go back down to 10 Yeah I don't know He think 12 would be His advantage

Seems like he's Turning it around a little bit Go back down to 10? Yeah, I don't know. You'd think 12 would be his advantage. Seems like he's turning it around a little bit. Oh, shit. Damn. He's a zombie. Jake just hits fucking hard. He's just such a zombie. He just keeps marching forward. Yep.

No matter what. It'd be a big learning experience for Jake if he gets through this. Because usually when he drops guys, they stop. Oh. That uppercut's there. Oof. Jake's left hook's his best shot in this fight. As Nate's coming in.

And it doesn't seem like Jake Paul's getting tired. He seems like he's fine. Oh, good right hand by Diaz. Yeah, it was a great right hand. Jake seems like he's fine. Oh, good right hand by Diaz. Yeah, that was a great right hand. Jake seems like he's going to maybe. I don't know, dude. He looks like he's getting tired. You think so? Breathing out of his mouth.

I think he's getting a little tired. I think he looked like that in the second round, and I thought he was getting tired, but maybe he just always looks like that. He also has some redness on his eye. He's in great shape, no matter what. So even with this pace, even if he's breathing heavy, he can still go hard. I mean, he said he was doing like 15 rounds of sparring in an oven. Yeah.

So I think they're just cranking up the heat. It's just this is like Nate's fucking style. Yep. This is all Nate does. That's interesting because Nate might have won that round. Yeah, he lost the, what, fifth, ten, eight? Mm-hmm. He's probably done a round or two.

Yes. Yeah. But what's interesting is that Nate's still there. So, like, how much does Jake have left in the tank? How tired is he now? I mean, the only case study we have is when Jake fought Anderson Silva. Right, but that was such a different kind of fight. For sure.

For sure. It was more Jake attacking. Yeah. And now he's on his back foot this whole fucking fight. Jake's been more active this fight, way more than Tommy Fury fight. Tommy Fury fight was dog shit. Yeah, Jake's breathing hard. I mean, rightfully so, but I think he's in fucking good shape.

Well, he's definitely in good shape. So he'll be able to do this. The question is, will Nate be able to stay stuck to him and really keep putting it on him? on him. It'd be great for getting officials, or like, you know, how they do the unofficial scorecard. Yeah. It'd be great. Like Hardy's unofficial scorecard.

You mean Harold Letterman? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got it. Who does it now? Dean Thomas? For the UFC? Yeah.

No, he doesn't do that. He doesn't give an unofficial. After you stopped doing it, nobody did it. Oh, you used to do that, Eddie? Yeah. Eddie used to do it in between rounds. I like that. I wish I'd go back to that.

Oh, that was a good uppercut there. The problem was, the reason it got pulled was when they would show my card and a certain fighter would win and it was like the right fighter and then the judges had it the other way people were all confused. They're like, wait a minute it's rigged. They said he won. No, that was just an unofficial card.

It was confusing to MMA fans. Good right hand by Jake. Nate's eyes pretty closed up. Good combo by Nate there. Oh, again, success with the left hook. Damn. Volume, man. Volume is extraordinary. Can Nate turn this around? It's volume It's extraordinary

Can Nate turn this around? It's just like a tidal wave It's just whether or not Jake empties his gas tank Jake keeps popping them On the outside And moves away From those inside combinations

If Jake drops them again This one's over As far as on the scorecards I think Nate will answer the bell But as far as on the scorecards. I think Nate will answer the bell, but... Ooh. Entertaining fight, though. Yeah.

People are worried it's going to be a bad product. No, this is interesting. This is fucking good. This is... I thought... I think this is best-case scenario for what I was hoping from Nate. Agree. He looks good.

If it ends like this, like them just throwing down on a decision just like this, an MMA fight would be fucking beautiful. Yes, it would be. I bet Nate would take it after that. Another 10 million?

Because you know what it is with Nate? He's such a purist when it comes to a fight game. He's going to get respect. You know, Jake's earned the respect of maybe fighting MMA.

Dude, this is some serious combinations Nate is landing on. Yeah, Nate's turning it on here. Good check hook again by Jake. We're scoring live Oh, dude. These are some serious combinations. Nate's turning it on here. Good check hook again by Jake. Scoring live for ESPN's website has Jake up three rounds. That's right, fair. But Jake's in a little bit of trouble because Nate's turning on, having a lot of success.

That 8, 9, and 10 is going to be interesting. Yeah, he's breathing, man. Big time. Nate's starting to turn on. I bet he's breathing, man. Big time. Nate's starting to turn it on. I bet he trained this whole camp to turn it on late. It's just going to Jake. Bro, I don't know. I think Nate's winning this round.

100%. Wow. Nate won that round. Wow. So now that round. Wow. So now Jake's up two. Two. And there's three rounds left. Yeah.

Nate could still pull this off. And Nate's having a lot of success in his later rounds. Well, he could kind of get a draw. Because one of those rounds is a 10-8. Uh-huh. Another one I'm seeing has Jake up six of the seven rounds. No, that's wrong. That's wrong.

What? It gave him the one of them was a 10-8 round. Is that a scorecard from Logan Paul? Yeah. That's insane, have him up seven. Who has Logan Paul fought in boxing? He fought KSI and Floyd Mayweather. Okay.

Okay. Is he bigger than Jake? What do they show? Nice haircut. No. Look at that. Smaller. Bro, look at that combination.

That was a great combo. He is bigger than Jake, size-wise. Yeah. He's taller. Who do you think's better? Jake. Jake. Jake's like a legit boxer, yeah.

Yeah. Logan does it. He just wants the biggest name. Who's better at wrestling? Logan's a really good wrestler. Yeah. Is he? He's more of a wrestler?

He wrestled with Paul Acosta, so there's a video of him. Uh-huh. Look at Nate. They both wrestled in high school. Look at Nate. Look at Nate. This is textbook Nate Diaz here. He's fucking tough to put away.

Jake's never fought anybody like this. That shell of Nate's, man. Good combo by Nate. Constant pressure, too. Yeah, Jake's going to be in trouble if that power fades. His arms are coming slower too. Good combo. He's landing though for the judges.

He's dancing around though. He doesn't look that tired. He just looks like everything's a little slower. Yeah, the power's not there which is trouble. Yeah, but Nate's got to pick up the pace because so far Jake's winning this round. There he goes. Oh! Right hand over the top.

Oh, he stung him with that. Did he? Yes. Oh, look at that. And another one. Damn, I missed the punch count there. Jake's actually up by landed and thrown.

Jesus Christ. For the whole fight? Yeah, same percentage basically, but he's thrown more and landed more. It was like landed was 122 to 88 at the time. Good right hand by Jake right there. Yep. Nate acknowledged it too. But it goes by rounds, so those numbers could be deceiving.

Yes. Correct. Don't tell the whole five. Maybe he landed all those punches in one round, you know? When he's teeing off in the first, the fifth. He's landing more punches in this round for sure. Big time. And throwing more. Yeah, so this is not good.

Oh, good right hook. One minute to go. Oh, left hand. Oh, shit. Dude, Nate's throwing with more power now to go. Oh, left hand. Oh, shit. Dude, Nate's throwing with more power now, dog. Yeah, Nate is digging in now. Maybe this is like the plan, dog. Now he's like turning it on.

I think this is the plan, yeah. Oh, shit. Jake better get his respect. Damn, dude, he's throwing with power now, dog. Nasty uppercut. It's a whole different Nate right now. Yeah, different. Different feel.

Yeah, Nate's like a fucking tidal wave right now. Oh, good uppercut. Nice uppercut. And all that hair. Oh, uppercut. That left uppercut. You see that shit? Yeah. Damn, look at that. Dude, all of a sudden that shit? Yeah. Pop his head back. Damn. Look at that.

Dude, all of a sudden that jab is snapping. The jab's snapping. Yeah, he's going harder now for sure. He's on. He's. Dude, he's on. Good combo by Jake. These boys are fucking scrapping, man.

Oh, left hand, right hand. Oh, shit. Oh, oh. Oh, damn. Right hand by Jake. He's winging him now. Oh, look at him. Oh, Nate got energy by Jake. He's winging him now. Oh, look at him. Oh, Nate got energy.

Two more rounds, right? Yeah. Yeah, two more rounds. And Nate's coming on. He can pull this off. He can. Yeah, Jake's tired. Jake's exhausted.

He really turned the power up in that round. It was like he was pity patting before. Yeah, but it almost seemed like we're, like, how come it seems like it's all pitter-patter? Now he's fucking swinging. This was the game plan. We didn't see one boom, you know what I mean? So he's got two rounds to really put it on him.

He probably needs to win these two. What a game plan. Just ride him out. Jake still might have won that last round, though. Yeah, he had so much success early in the round. Yeah. It was like the last 30 seconds, and Nate was coming off the side. Look at this combination.

Oh, look at that. Dude. Look at that. Now he's throwing power. Look at that shit. Jake's landing there, man. Now that exchange was better than I thought for Jake. Here we go. Two more rounds. Nate, to have a chance on the scorecards, probably needs to win these two.

Dude, that's hilarious Dude, he's gonna start winging him now You know what he does in the first minute of the round? He just pressures him with a high guard And then just starts to pour it on As soon as he sees a little bit of fade It's tough to do in boxing though Because it's only three minute rounds

You give away a minute and a half It's tough Good job Nice boxing though because it's only three minute rounds. You give away a minute and a half. It's tough. Good job. Nice job. Great job. Good body work. I'm all before the messing around if you're winning. Yeah, time to turn it on. Yeah, dude. Let's get going. You're down on the scorecards.

You're wasting time. So we're a minute five into it, and he's definitely losing this round. I think this goes a long way for Jake Paul too. You know, people calling him, you know, fix fights, stuff like that. Him going toe-to-toe with Nate says a lot about him. Oh, for sure.

That was the last round. Huh. Oh. Look at that. Little short right. There it goes. Slap and a boom. Good uppercut. Yeah, this is going to set up an MMA fight beautifully.

Oh, look at that uppercut. Oh, look at that. Oh, shit. Oh, he's digging in now. Yep. He's messing around. Jake needs to do something here. Jake's tired, man.

You know, Jake's got that big, powerful looping over hand right, but he's not really throwing that thing. You know what I mean? He's getting smothered, dude. Yeah, it's tough. He has to catch him coming in. His timing's a little slow, and Nate's timing well. Oh, shit. These boys are throwing.

So far, Nate's round, right? Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That fade was awesome. Yeah, Nate's a showman One more, holy shit

So that's two rounds in a row for Nate, yeah? What do you think, Joe? I don't know, I think Jake won the majority of the beginning of that round Nate came on strong, but he came on strong towards the last minute He fucks around like the first minute and a half Well, I think he's just trying to put that pressure on him and make him blow his wad. But Jake's landing. He had some success, so it's weird.

Yeah. Jake's doing a very good job of boxing. But at the end of the rounds, when Nate comes on strong, he creates real problems. But I think he's going to come out like a bat out of hell in this round. Jake? Nate. I mean, I think he's going to come out like a bat out of hell in this round. Jake? Nate. I mean, I think he's got to. I mean, if he wants to overwhelm him,

I imagine if he puts it to him and stops him in this round. That'd be nuts. Because I assume Jake's still winning the overall fight. Yeah, I would imagine Jake is a nice body shot right there. Especially that fifth round when he dropped him. And now Jake knows for sure that this is the last round, too, so he can empty the gas tank. Yeah, he really needs to have a good show in this last round.

Otherwise, people are going to be like, this is fucked. Nate's really coming forward now. Jake doesn't look tired at all. He looks the same. I don't agree with it with Nate doing this, man. You're down on the scorecards. I was just being Nate. I get it.

Oh, good right hand. When he shakes his head, that means it hurt. You can go up top. Yeah, come on, Jake. Oof. Good combos by Jake, man Yeah, he looks good in this final round Yeah, he does

But what's this last minute 30 gonna look like? Nate's about to turn it on Here he goes Jake's doing a good job of a turn to his right Oh, oh I don't get the antics, man. There's not that much time. No. And you're down the cards. Oh.

Good slip by Jake there. Why the referee separate him there? Jake looks light years better than that last fight. Come on, Jake. Damn. Oh, shit. Yeah, you got to just let it all hang out. Oh, now he's holding.

Look at that. That Jake's tired. Look at that. He won't let go. Well, they're going to take a point, Jake. Get the fuck off, dude. Damn, look at him holding. That's crazy.

He's tired. 40 seconds. 30 seconds. Oh! Big upperc cup by Jake. He's going to guillotine him. Look, he wants to guillotine him. Dude, he was going to fucking ninja choke him.

You see that? Yeah, and he just lifted his arms up like I would have had him. That's hilarious. That's it, it's over Wow, I'll tell you what That sets up an MMA fight for sure Yeah For sure

If they want to do it And make more money That makes it very interesting That sets up an MMA fight for sure. You'd probably give that fight to Jake. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'd imagine Jake wanted to see it. Fucking impressive, man.

Yeah, that was impressive. That was impressive. And Diaz poured it on, man. He did. And a lot of people thought Diaz was going to get blown out. Yeah, man. He survived. Yeah, and to Diaz's credit, I'd watch him fight again.

Fuck yeah. Yeah, they. Hey, man. He survived. Yeah. To Diaz's credit, I'd watch him fight again. Fuck yeah. Yeah, they were both impressive. Yeah. ESPN, whoever's watching it for them, had after nine, 86-84 Paul. Yeah. That's a little generous. That's close. Yeah, I had it close.

Especially with the two-point round. Uh-huh. Let's see the other one. The other one scoring. He doesn't look tired at all. 88-81 Paul. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah. That's somewhere the other one. The other one's scoring. It doesn't look tight at all. 88-81, Paul. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's pretty.

It's somewhere in the middle. Yep. Entertaining fight, though. Those boys fought. Like, straight up fought. It was great. Nick's smiling. Look at Nick wearing sunglasses.

Imagine if Diaz gets this decision. Dude. You're like, boxing is so slippery. I think Jake mentioned if he loses his fight, he's going to retire. Really? Yeah, he mentioned it. That's just talk. Yeah, for sure.

Ah, that's just talk. Yeah, for sure. That knockdown's the most significant moment in the fight. For sure. For sure. That was a big shot. That was a bad knockdown. I mean, Diaz won some rounds.

For sure. But I think Jake won it. Yeah, it'd be tough to give Nate six rounds. And, you know, more important, Jake just gets more experience, man. I bet he learned the most from this fight than any of his fights. Boom! That was a big shot. Oop, good slip. Boom!

Boom! There's that left hook It's weird they didn't show the Complete knockdown Yeah weird right Yeah Damn he's landing some shit Right there And they're clean shots

Those are clean shots Yes Oh there's the robot That everybody wants to see. Is that a hologram or is that a real robot? No, that's a real fucking dude in a suit. That's a real fucking... Looks like a cartoon.

That's some dude, grown man, paid. He's sweating his ass off in Dallas, Texas. Whose idea was that? We've got to get that guy in the robot suit. That was Jake's idea. That's going to make the show. Hey, let's listen to the score. Yeah, I'll read it to you. Turn up the volume.

I have closed captioning on. We can hear it if you just turn the volume up. I have to get all the way over there. Oh, it's okay. 98-91. 98-91. Yeah, all 98-91, I think. Yep.

98-91? Yep. 98-91's a little ridiculous. Yeah, it's a little, but the right guy won. He definitely won, so there's not an issue with it, but 98-91? The right guy won. All right, let's see that Choco cartoon. Go, like like part 10.

There's so many different parts. They're all like one minute. And dude, Big Bird in jail ordering a hit to kill fucking Kermit the Frog. I mean, you can really put it anywhere.

And Bird and Ernie is Berto and Ernesto. And it's called Barrio Sésamo instead of Sesame Street. Barrio Sésamo. Dude, they got fucking, And it's called Barrio Sésamo instead of Sesame Street. Barrio Sésamo. Dude, they got fucking, what was the piggy girl? Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy's a chola. Let's hear this. Let's check this out. That's Big Bird. He's the main boss. Muchas gracias to those who have been putting feria down on my books. There are trunks! Miss Piggy Miss Piggy is asking her family's cops Do you have to be Mexican to enjoy this? It's total cholo shit.

Because I'm confused. Go to part one. Go to the very first one. Part one. Dude, they're hanging people and everything. Jamie, are you listening to what Jake's saying too? I can't. Can't do both.

No, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Right there. Right there. Right there. Hold on. They're talking about fighting anime.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, he's being cool. Yeah. Be nice So they're just setting up the MMA fight. But Nate's saying he's not going to fight him in PFL. Is that what he said? Yeah. He's not even doing PFL shit. Jake does have a PFL contract, right?

What's cool is Logan came over. he competed in wwe tonight and came over dude look at logan's outfit yeah it's wwe that's ridiculous i don't want to see him fight tommy fury so he wants a tommy for your rematch he needs to fight ksi the thing is it's like if he wants to fight nate in an mma fight and the pfl comes with that long money who fucking knows you know he's saying i want to do that pfl shit but what does he mean by that it's an mma fight like is he just is he wanting to get back in the ufc so he could fight conor mcregor? So he fights Jake and then he fights Conor? Because if he fights Conor next, that kind of still is valid. Correct.

Like if Conor said, I want to fight Nate Diaz. Yeah, that's still good. That's still good. And I think if he signs a deal with PFL, Dana's going to be like, then you ain't getting that Conor fight, son. Right. Yeah, probably. You know, I mean, I don't know. But it's

It's interesting Does Logan got something lined up? Yeah What is he doing? He's having a fight? Him and KSI are fighting on the same card Yeah, in October They're fighting different people? Yeah, different people

KSI's fighting Tommy Fury and they haven't announced Logan's KSI's about to get zazzed by Tommy Fury KSI's fighting Tommy Fury? Who's that? Who's KSI? He's a real famous YouTuber. Massive in England. Massive. And he boxes?

Yeah, he boxes. He's got skills, but Tommy Fury's not. He doesn't have more skills than Jake. No. And Tommy Fury pieced up Jake. Right. It doesn't make a ton of sense. Well, he's old.

But wasn't that a split decision? You said pieced up? Wasn't that a split decision? Yeah. No, I don't think it was split. He just said it was split. Really? I think it was split. He just said it was split. Really? I think it was split.

Yeah. Tom Fury definitely won that fight. I thought he won the fight, but it was a good fight. It was a good, solid fight. But the moneymaker is Logan versus Jake, and then Jake versus KSI. I don't know why he wants to fight Tommy. Who gives a fuck, bro? I think he just wants to get it back for his ego, I guess, probably.

He said he actually, I think, well, the closed captioning I read said he doesn't want that. He said that's on the drawing board, but he said he didn't want that. Oh, good for him. Oh, I see. I see. That could be a misinterpretation. Yeah. Because it said rematch instead of rematched.

All right, boys. This is a lot of fucking fun. Four hours. Four hours of fury. This is a lot of fun. Good times. Dude. How many of these have we done?

Dude, in the 80s, dog. We've done like 80 of these? No. More than that. Fight Companion, I think, because, dude, when I found out, I swear to God, the last time I was on, if someone had told me, how many times have you done JRE, Fight Companion, I would have said 17 times. And they go, no, dude, 80 fucking one times.

Somebody counted? I'm like, what? I didn't believe that. There was no way. And it's actually true. We've done that. But you're number one. You're like 86 and I'm like number two at like 82 or something now.

Isn't that crazy? Joe Steele used to be up the street for me. There's some fucking big cards coming that I'm not doing. I'm not doing that Australia card. What day is that? Volkanovski? No, Izzy's supposed to fight on that. That's Izzy and Sean Strickland.

Fuck. That card's going down no matter what. And then there's the Abu Dhabi card. That's another one I'm not doing. The sooner we lock down those dates, because I got seminars and shit coming up. Jamie, pull up the UFC events calendar. Hell yeah. Because they got two Australia cards in the Abu Dhabi.

Oh, they got two Australia cards? Okay, so here we go. Doing the Sugar Sean O'Malley one. I'm down for that. Wait, wait, wait. That's August 19th? Hold on. No, he's doing that one.

No, no, I'm doing that one. That's in Boston. So which one are you available? Okay, let's keep scrolling. Let's keep scrolling. There's a lot of these. They're Angkor Rina, Paris. September 9th is Australia.

Those three are all out of the country. Those three. September 9th. But those are all fight nights. No, they're not. Let's keep going to 293. No, September 9th is the big UFC pay-per-view. Right.

Because they don't have a main event yet. Right. Undecided what the main event is. Because it's supposed to be Adesanya versus Strickland, but it just hasn't been locked in yet. Okay. October 21st. Bro, that fight night, September 23rd, is pretty fun. Are you going to Abu Dhabi?

No, but Fazeev and Gamrot. Saturday, October 21st. Let's lock that one down. Oh, I'm open. Dude, October 21st. Okay, so we got October 21st, and then we got the one before it. Lock it. Lock it, Holmes.

And then before that, what did we have? What was the other one? The September 9th? September 9th, yes. I'm going to be in Japan for that, dude. Quintet is back. I can't do September 9th. I can't do it. The next one's October. Yeah. So the next one will be the October one.

Scroll down. The Abu Dhabi one, Jamie? October 21st, right? October 21st is locked. October 21st is locked. October 21st locked. October 21st. Let's lock it in. Okay. All right.

Click on that so we can see what the card is. There's some good fights on there. Palms on. Oh, fuck. Hell yeah, we're doing that. Oh, shit. Nasruddin Imabov and Iskram Al-Skarov. That's a great fight, too, man.

Damn. They're supposed to be adding some bang a great fight, too, man. Damn. They're supposed to be adding some bangers to that, too. Ooh. Even more. Yeah, there's some good ones that are on the shelf for that. I mean, that's quite a bit in advance. October 21st. That's at 1 o'clock, too, here.

Yeah, nice. I like it. Nothing in November or December? November's Mass Square Garden. Steve is John Jones. You'll be at that one though, right? Yeah, I'll be at that one. Okay.

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