The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

Episode Date: February 17, 2019

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on February 17, 2019.

You dare. I'll send you a link. Four, here we go. Shush, shush, shush. Three, dos, uno. Yes! And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. Brendan Shaw with the official Comedy Store jersey on.

That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. That's the real shit. It's the real deal, man. You look like a doorman. I look like a doorman. Yeah, I wear those shits all the time. I love them. Yeah, me too.

I know, I finally got one. Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door. You know what I mean? Too handsome. Right away. Dude, I'd be a doorman at the comedy store. Especially if they gave me spots. No, I'd 100% do that.

Yeah, you'd get those 1 a.m. spots. You don't want them spots. Those spots are confidence crushers. Oh, they make you want to quit. Like, why am I doing this? Those spots are good if you're Dave Chappelle. They're good if you've been doing stand-up forever. Fuck, yeah, they are good If you're Dave Chappelle They're good If you've been doing stand up forever Fuck yeah

They're good if you're Dave Chappelle He can walk into anything Well the thing about that Is like It's also good for you To be in front of A tired small crowd Like a tired small crowd

Is good Yeah To test out shit Yeah You know those are Those are good I did a I did a spot

An unannounced spot The other night At the comedy store in the OR. It was like half packed. What time? But dude, everybody loves you. It was fairly late. It was fairly late. But it was, people were beaten down.

It's a different animal. Their energy's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's different. It's late. They're coming after dinner, drinks. Half full. You know, you can get fucking real used to it.

Like Louis C.K. used to say that. Like he likes to just show up. And even though he was really famous and everything like that when he was doing this, still is, right? But when he would show up, what he liked is that they weren't there to see him. So then he would get a more honest response to his material. I like that fake shit. Like when you go on The guys that go on The actors that go on

Like Jimmy Fallon Or Jimmy Kimmel Or whatever Like anything they say Anything they say The crowd is just They got that applause sign Ready to go

You know what's really hilarious When you watch those guys Try to do stand up When they get it in their head That they can't You know like Come on I can't fail Everybody loves me Yeah I was crushing I was murdering You was murdering go up at the store but i'll tell you

what man michael rappaport is getting pretty fucking sporty i saw him do a couple of minutes the other day and he seemed like a real comic and i know he's only been doing it for like a little bit he did it before and then he got into acting i think he tried it before but yeah he's he's getting down he's getting good he's good i saw him once and it was he was struggling a little bit but it could have just been the crowd but then i saw him recently i'm like damn he's a tall motherfucker too i never realized that he's tall as fuck he is tall pretty tall taller than you no no he's a little shorter than Trump. 6'2"? Ooh, Andre Feely and Miles Jury.

That's a good fucking fight. Great fight. So here we are, folks. This is a fight companion. This is ESPN's first real card. Not on ESPN+. This is on ESPN, ESPN, which is huge for the sport. And Kane motherfucking Velasquez.

My vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. I think the most accomplished is Stipe, for sure. I mean, it's hard. Fabrizio Verdun, what a fucking record that guy has. There's a good argument for Verdun in that. There's a good argument for Verdun being one of the greatest of all time. Or the greatest, because he tapped Minotauro, tapped Kane, tapped Fedor. I mean, who the fuck has tapped all those guys yeah i mean he he's a motherfucker

yeah but as far as what i've seen from like when he's in his prime well you know outside of all his injuries kane at one point in time was just a storm and you know i talked to it was really funny man we were backstage and i was talking to uh Cook and I was like, people want to try to ride that storm out. And they were laughing. Bob Cook goes, a storm never ends. Storm never ends. With his tenacity.

Cardio is insanity. It didn't even make sense. Remember when he beat JDS when it was JDS and they beat the brakes off of him? It would have been the same. He was on the first Fox card too yes he lasted 26 seconds

he got knocked up JDS that wasn't good for business who should not have been fighting you know that JDS shouldn't have no Kane had a really

fucked up knee in that fight okay first round Miles Jury Andre Feely and then of course Kane's fighting the scariest motherfucker

In the history of the sport Unless you can wrestle In my opinion Unless you can wrestle Or unless you're a cardio machine Well After Stipe You know Stipe kind of

Exposed some holes in his game But you know The guy's only been fighting For a few years Stipe did expose But to Francis' credit I mean He fucking ate some big shots

At Stipe And he took it And lost all five rounds And he came back and had a terrible fight with Derek Lewis but Derek Lewis is a beast and he was very nervous.

It was a bad fight but then came back and stopped Curtis Blades. Yeah, clipped him. Curtis is a motherfucker. He is a motherfucker. Worst fight,

Derek Lewis-Francis which we thought there was going to be fireworks or Paul Daly MVP last night. Fuck you, man. I didn't see that. Fuck you, bro. How did it go? Paul Daly went, you know what? I man. I didn't see that. Fuck you, bro. How did it go?

Paul Daly went, you know what? I'm a wrestler now. Dude, it was crazy. It broke my heart. It was ridiculous. It wasn't good, but it was better than Francis versus Derrick Lewis. You think? I don't know.

Yes, it was. There was moments of action. Paul Daly was able to take down MVP? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is not good for MVP. And MVP took him down. Yeah, but it's not good. It was a shit show. It's not good for MVP. And MVP took him down. Yeah. But it's not good. It was a shit show.

It's not good for MVP. Imagine what Tyron Woodley would do to MVP. Imagine. Well, he doesn't have to worry about it because he's in Bellator. Roy McDonald, though. Yeah. He has to worry about another one. But a real wrestler.

John Fitch. John Fitch. But with John Fitch, though, he's got to be able to grab a hold of him. The thing about Paul Daly is he fucking threatens the shit out of you with that power. He's got the scariest left hand in the sport. Best left hand in the sport, yeah. 100%. He threatens the shit out of you with that power. He's got the scariest left hand in the sport. Best left hand in the sport, yeah. 100%. He scares the shit out of you with that power.

You've got to mind your P's and Q's. But what I like about Paige is that I've always said that one day we're going to see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit. Because those guys are impossible to hit. Because their whole thing is lunging in and lunging out. Wonder Boy a little bit, right? Wonder Boy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer than a point fighter. Not so much a point fighter. A phenomenal kickboxer.

Phenomenal. But what you see from MVP is like one of the best point fighters that's ever even attempted to fight in MMA. He doesn't get touched. He's so good. He actually won championships in point running. Monster. Really?

Against Raymond Daniels. You should see the two of them fight Like Raymond Daniels Was another one Who was a legit World class point fighter And MVP's undefeated In professional boxing too

Yes But That fight Was a fight Well no buddies But still The first real fight That he had

Was last night against Daly And there was some holes There were some holes That were exposed It was way too easy For Daly to take him down But he's only 13 and 0 That's true

But he's still Way too easy For Daly to take him down. But he's only 13-0. That's true. He's only 13 fights. Way too easy for Daly to take him down. Not that... Daly doesn't have... His next fight's going to be tough. Yeah, really tough. But what's crazy is that Daly was talking so much shit on John Fitch after John Fitch took him down. Dude, Daly's... All he did was talk shit about guys wrestling.

I was like, what is happening right now? I don't get frustrated at guys. I was like, what is happening right now? What's happening get frustrated at guys. I was like, what is happening right now? Hey, what's happening right here? Miles Jury's already busted up. We're not even paying attention. God. You got to talk about fucking Paul Daly.

It was unbelievable. I didn't realize how big MVP was. I didn't know he's 6'3". He's so tall for that division. And also, like, uses it. Every bit of it. His reach is insane. He does sneaky shit too he did this like

this sneaky right hand that he hit him with he tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point in time he landed that front kick yeah he's a beast man if he gets his wrestling takedown defense on point i mean he's a phenomenal athlete but the thing he has a gift though it is a big if but the thing that he but he goes to london shoot fighters great goddamn gym the thing he has. It's a big if though, isn't it? It is a big if. But the thing that he, when he goes to London Shoot Fighters, great goddamn gym. The thing that he's missing, you know, I mean, is just the wrestling takedown defense. Just the takedown defense. Like if you could take a page out of Stylebender's book. Yeah.

Like you look at Stylebender, I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler. Right, right, right. He's hard to take down. Very tough takedown and you're coming in, you're going to pay. Yeah. He's so goddamn technical. He might be the most technical striker in the sport. I watched him in glory the other day.

I was working out, watching some old glory fights with Stylebender when he fought Jason Willness. His movements. It's phenomenal. He's world class. I mean, Willness is a world champion. Dude, how about Roy Nelson and Krokop fought last night? Dude, Krokop looked good. God, what's he on? What happened to that fight? I don't know. What is he on? champion dude how about Roy Nelson and cro-cop fought last night to crow gobble

a good cut that would see what happened cro-cop won a decision right yeah I wanted to see try did he take Roy Jones down or no no no Nelson Roy Jones once a Croatian what's up black guy yeah I'm out right now so one of the greatest boxers of all time Yeah They both You know They both look like

Exactly how they look It was like I bet Roy Nelson Hits harder than Roy Jones Right now Come on Think about those Big right hands

Oh Miles George Just tagged Andre Feely He just tagged him With a left hand Yeah I think if you had him On that power meter I think I think if you had him on that power meter

I think I think Roy probably hits harder But he also weighs 150 pounds more Yeah close Roy Jones Jr. is probably about 200 pounds these days But when Roy was fighting shape God he was fun Well when he was at his heaviest

He was about 200 When he fought John Ruiz Won the heavyweight title That was a phenomenal fight When you watch that I mean that was just Artistry Speed

And precision Versus a You know A world champion John Ruiz Who's a real good fighter A real good fighter Yeah hell no

I mean he's a real good Heavyweight fighter But Roy Jones was At that time You know the The big fucker The big fuck up rather Was going from that fight, dropping down to fight Tarver at 175. Going back down.

Losing 25 pounds and looking like shit. Looking like, dude, and Tarver's a monster. He's a monster. Yeah. And also, Tarver and him had gone to a decision in one fight earlier, and Tarver thought he won. And, you know, Roy apparently had something to say about, to say about why he didn't perform at his best. So when they were faced off tonight, the referee goes, any questions? He goes, got any excuses tonight, Roy?

And then he went and knocked him out. God damn. Well, Tarver, he was so confident. He was so good. People forget about these guys. Forget about Tarver. He's still doing it, man. He's still fighting his heavyweight.

Six people know what you're talking about. No! No! Come on. No! still doing it, man. He's still fighting as a heavyweight. Six people know what you're talking about. No! No! Come on. No! You don't understand boxing. Tarver?

Antonio Tarver? The magic man? You don't know? Fight companion fans don't know. Get the fuck out of here. Antonio Tarver? Fight companion fans know? Look at this.

Roy Jones? Look at this. Andre Fila with a sharp jab. Boxing better than ever right now though Cause you got You got Fury And you got Wilder Rematch Coming up in May That's happening in Brooklyn

Spoiler Are you working on that? Are you working on that? Probably working that And my special comes out Same week Oh shit Brandon Shub

I know How did doing 12 new minutes go? It went good last night Nice Scary right? Them new minutes Are terrifying Super scary And also like When you were talking At the beginning of the show minutes go it went good last night nice scary right them new minutes are terrifying super scary

and also like when you're talking beginning of the show there wasn't my crowd they didn't market me beyond none of those people were my people it went good man i was nice it was weird for me to drive back this is a fucking good fight we're missing a good fight i know man i never i always have to watch fights when i get back home i record record them. I know. We talk so much shit. I know. We don't see each other, so we got to catch up and shit. Is Miles Jury still with Alliance? Does anybody know?

No, he has his own gym, I think, in San Diego. Oh, really? In San Diego? Oh, he branched off? I think so. He was Dominic Cruz's stablemate, right? They trained together. Oh, Feely with a nice right hand. Dude, where did... I thought

Francis was going to go to a new camp. I saw he's just training full-time in France. I'm like, not the best wrestling in France, but we'll figure it out. Maybe just hitting the heavyweight. Where would he go? You'd want him to go to two places, in my opinion. I'd want him to go to

either ATT or AKA. ATT, they've got enough heavyweights, and they have a phenomenal coaching staff. But you want someone big to work with. And AKA, they're not really going to probably take them. Or go to Elevation Fight Team, where you've got Curtis Blades and Overeem, who he's fought, both of them. Right, right, right. And you've got great coaching. You've got the altitude there.

Yep, that's true. You've got great striking, Christian Allen. You know, the thing about that altitude training is it's really interesting. I was talking to TJ Dillshaw, and he used to think that altitude training was where it's at until he started working with Calavita. And he thinks that you get more work in. I agree with him. Yeah, more work in at sea level.

Yeah, because my whole career was in Denver. Oh, Feely with the right hand. And then when you come to sea level, you're like, I can do work, man. I can put work. Yeah, so what they're saying is the amount of reps, the amount of work you do. What he's doing with Calavita is fucking phenomenal. The podcast I did with him was one of the most informative podcasts I've ever done with a fighter in terms of how technical his training routine is, his diet is,

how everything is broken down to a science as far as what to do when and when to do what. He's at another level than anyone else in the UFC. Yeah, he really is. Unless someone's on it and they're not talking about it, but when TJ talks about it, yeah, there's no one more in tune with their body than TJ. That fucking Aaron Pico, and he's getting on that same level

because he trains with him. But I asked TJ, I'm like, why didn't he just follow you around? He's like, dude, he has all these people kind of pulling him every which way. I'm like, dude, he should just do what you do. Well, he looked phenomenal, but he got wild. Do you ever see the video of us watching him lose? Yeah. It was crazy.

We jumped up. We were all falling around. I fell on my chair. I fell on my chair. That could have been one of the most viral videos on Instagram in that week. Probably number one. Probably. That was crazy. that knockout was insane

yeah that was the craziest reaction yeah that knockout was insane then callan's giving the general overview that was a punch that was a punch no he hit him with his knuckle fighting that's fighting that's right oh really that's fighting yeah man that was dancing cracks me up that's like a couple words Oh Callan Such a silly goose This is a good Fucking fight man

These guys are so Well Well matched Really good fight Did Sterling beat Jimmy Rivera He must have He was smiling

And laughing On the way out Jimmy Rivera's a motherfucker Yeah It's a tough fight I wonder what happened Jamie can you Find the results Anyone who trains with Sterling Anyone who trains on the way out. Jeremy Rivera's a motherfucker. Yeah. It's a tough fight. I wonder what happened. Jamie, can you find the results? Anyone who trains with Sterling, I guess in the training room, he's a freak.

Super freak. That just shows you how good Marlon Moraes is. Correct. He's the motherfucker I want to see fight for the title. Me too. He's so good, man. He's so goddamn good. The way he looked against the Sun Tzu when he finished the Sun Tzu.

45? No one finishes him. 35? 35. Yeah, no one finishes the Sun Tzu. You beat him with Tzu 45 No one finishes him 35 35 Phantomweight Yeah no one finishes The Sun Tzu You beat him with a Close decision if you're lucky

I asked TJ about it And he's like Yeah I'd fight him But all they care about Is the Suhudo rematch Yeah Unanimous decision Oh wow

That's impressive for Stradley Oh Spinning back fist Miles Jury Got caught Andre Feely's in a bit Of trouble here Oh shit

I always root for Miles J jury do you i always do there's certain guys that i just always root for you know him not that well we did one show together that's it he's getting him out look at that damn feely's in a bit of trouble here interesting he's pushing him to the cage yeah that, that is interesting. That's not a good move because he could push off the cage with his feet and cause a scramble. I feel he would have a nice little hip escape there. Get to guard. What were we just saying just before that happened? Sterling fight.

Oh, more eyes. Yeah, he's so good. He KO'd Sterling fight? Oh, Morais. Yeah, Morais. He's a motherfucker. He's so good. He KO'd Sterling. I mean. Bad. Bad. You see the home run knockoff. KO'd Jimmy Rivera.

In 10 seconds. Yep. Yep. And both with the left high kick, I believe. Oh, shit. That spinning back fist. We're throwing spinning shit now, huh, Miles? Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man?

He said, I don't want to hurt nobody. I want to party. So he's done. Really? Good for him, man. Nick Diaz You hear what he said man He said I don't want to hurt nobody I want to party So he's done Really Good for him man Nick Diaz is done Yeah because Anderson

Someone was talking about Anderson versus Nick And Connor said I'll fight Nate on the same card And then Nick said Yeah I'm not fighting anybody I don't want to hurt nobody

He goes I just want to party That's cool man Yeah Good for him He's done Fucking amazing career You got to remember Nick Diaz fought He was one of the

youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. I believe he beat Robbie Lawler when he was 20. Dude, he's beat... You look at his resume, it's impressive. The guy that he's fought, he's been doing it for a hot second. He's deserved a turned down fight. He deserves to retire. Hopefully financially he's good, too.

What do you think of this? Anthony Smith and Jon Jones. What do you think of this? What are and Jon Jones. What do you think of this? What are you looking at? I like Anthony Smith. It's a tough go. You like him as a human being? I like him as a person. I don't like him to win.

Does anyone? But that's his story, right? What are his biggest wins? Ozdemir? Yeah, Ozdemir's a big win. You know what Jon Jones would do to Ozdemir? But this isn't an Anthony Smith thing. The focus on Anthony Smith. Ozdemir Yeah Ozdemir's a big win You know what John Jones Would do to Ozdemir But it's This isn't an

Anthony Smith thing The focus on Anthony Smith It's a John Jones thing I don't know anyone In light heavyweight Or heavyweight That would beat John Jones Damn

Strong words Name someone heavyweight Who'd beat him Strong words You know what I'm saying Like name a tough matchup For him at heavyweight If he goes

You know what I'm a fucking heavyweight now Right Right Good luck boys If he gets up to like 240 Yeah. If he goes, you know what? I'm a fucking heavyweight now. Right. Right. Good luck, boys. If he gets up to 240, kill him. God. If he gets up to jackmified like he was when he was powerlifting. Oh my God. But the thing about that is, though,

I talked to Greg Jackson about that, and Greg was saying that he didn't like him when he was powerlifting like that. He knocked out Mauricio Shogun Hua. He knocked out Rashad. Lost to Thiago Santos. I want to say that was at middleweight.

That was at middleweight. Yeah, his first fight at light heavyweight was Rashad. This is Smith? Yeah, this is Smith. Oh, he's got some good wins. Dude, he's been fighting. He's not a young kid. He's been fighting for a hot second. I mean, he knocked out Rashad Evans?

That's a big win. Yeah, but Rashad's 70. Yeah, no, no, no, man. Rashad's 74 years old. It's more of Rashad, whether Rashad should? That's a big win. Yeah, but Rashad's 70. Yeah. Come on, man. Rashad's 74 years old. It's more of Rashad, whether Rashad should have been fighting. I think Rashad's heart wasn't in the game anymore. Has he retired? Rashad?

Yeah. Rashad retired. He retired and now he's working. Commentator. He opened up tonight on the ESPN portion. Rashad's amazing. Yeah, Rashad's great. One of the best guys in this.

Great guy. One of the best. Have you had him on? No, I'd love to. I haven't had him either. I would love to. I love Rashad. Have him on. Let's do it together. Let's do it together. We'll tag team him. Rashad. We. One of the best guys in this. Great guy. One of the best. Have you had him on? No, I'd love to. I haven't had him either. I would love to. I love him. I'd love to.

Rashad, come on. Let's do it together. Let's do it together. We should do it. Let's run a train on him. Podcasting train. We'll run a train on him. I love that.

He's such a sweet person, too. I've had some conversations with him. That guy's a lot smarter than you might think. That guy's- He's very smart. Yeah. He reaches out to me out of like when things are going bad or i'm having an issue or like it's out in the public he'll reach out to me then always

give me like words of wisdom i would believe always always he's that guy great great sweetheart of a guy and you know you go back to his career i mean look when he knocked out chuck liddell with one punch blah blah started doing the hard thing was like yeah i will never forget that because he knocked him out, and then he beat Forrest Griffin. Do you know what he's doing when he does the hard thing? Do you know what he's doing? What, he's about to have a heart attack?

No. Sanford and Son? Yeah, Fred Sanford. Oh, really? Oh, no, I'm too young for that. Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey. Oh, that's funny. Do you remember that?

Oh, wow. No, I'm too young. But I know what you're talking about. You are too young. But I remember Rashad knocked out Forrest, and he was training with us and came back to the gym. And at the time, I wasn't in the UFC yet, and I was like, dude, get off the belt. What's it like?

I was freaking out. And he was like, I feel exactly the same, Brendan. Nothing. I thought it would be everything and more, and I feel exactly the same, dude. He's almost kind of like, it's not all that it's meant to be. You think you get to the top of the mountain and it's everything, but he's like, I'm back here training. You remember when he coached against Rampage? I was on that season.

Rashad was my coach. I was the second pick on Team Rashad. That's why me and Rashad are so close. Me and him are very close. Dude, when they were in front of each other, you a bitch. Make me a bitch. I was like, this kid goes sideways.

Dude, it was so intense. That whole show was like fucking, everyone's going to pop off at any second. Was he a Division I champion? Michigan State. Champion? Not a champion. All-American? All-American.

His roommate was Gray Manion. Gray Manion? Yeah. Wow. Meanwhile, we're missing a really good fight. They're still going? Is this five rounds? No, it's the third round, bro. I, we're missing a really good fight. They're still going? Is this five rounds? No, it's the third round, bro.

I know. It doesn't feel like forever. Are you paying attention? We should tell people. It's at 135, 134, 133, 132, 131 of the third round in the first fight. Sorry. It's good that we don't give people expectations of what we're going to do here. When we do Fight Companions, they have zero expectations.

Yeah, zero. It's my favorite podcast we ever do. The best. I look more forward to this than anything I do. Yeah, I mean, I love doing podcasts with scientists and geniuses and shit like that. It's work, though, isn't it? A little bit. No, no, it's a different feel.

We've got to do some research, too. Well, I like doing that, though. Yeah. But it's a different feel. This is just party. It's a different feel this is this this is party it's a hangout man this is fun what are you smiling at eddie doesn't believe in science and he's all your your science i believe in science that uh that i can um that you could see with your own eyes yes okay i believe the science Of this iPhone That's fair

That's real That shit's real That's fair It's real as fuck Dude I was watching this I was thinking of Eddie I was thinking of Eddie today Because I don't have cable right now

Because I moved So we went for cable So all I have is Netflix I was watching this Earth Planet Earth And Will Smith Is the narrator on it It's all about Earth

And they're like scanning up And it's astronauts Talking about what they saw From space The whole time I was thinking God God, Eddie must watch this. This is some bullshit. Look at these liars. Pulls this propaganda.

You're not watching this. You're not watching this bullshit. That ain't real. It would show how many hours they had in space. Like 72 hours in space. Eight hours. I was like, I bet Eddie's like, fuck these hoes. Meanwhile, we have no idea who won this fight.

Miles Jury. You think so? Nope, we have no idea who won this fight. Miles Jury. You think so? Nope, I have no idea. But that's what Callan's good for, because he won't listen to us, and he'll watch it, and then be like, Miles Jury, two rounds to one. He might be right. That motherfucker's late. Yeah, well, he landed late.

In Burbank? LAX. I don't know. He didn't say. He just said his flight landed late. Yeah, man, that MVP fight was bullshit. I was so pissed. And I love Scott Coker.

I was going to tweet out something like, you know what? I'm just going to let him rest. Everyone's probably piling on daily. I don't want to be that guy. I'm just going to back out. How about that? Wasn't that Mitrione fight? Didn't it end like in two seconds?

Dude. That was another one. I kicked him in the nuts. They had two Bellator shows in a row? Yep. Friday, Saturday. They do that all the time. They have one on Paramount, and then they have one on DAZN.

I watched it on DAZN on my phone. I got one of those DAZN accounts. I was in Vegas for this event my daughter was doing. I'm like, I'll be right back. I couldn't find it. My daughter was done with her things. I had to run to the top of the stairs and watch that shit. Some bullshit.

I was so looking forward to it i didn't i told my wife what i was doing dude i flew from the comic store i usually hang out theo was gonna be there we're supposed to talk some business about the show and i literally i was like dude i have to go he's like right like dude mvp and daily air fighting he's like who i'm like i'll tell you later let's just talk tomorrow I fucking flew home After my set I get home And I'm waiting I'm like What the fuck is this

Do you have DAZN Or did you watch it on Paramount Yeah They got a lot of good fights on that I mean I didn't even know What the fuck it was DAZN

It looks like DAZN It's a terrible name But it's a bad name It's DAZN Do you have to have cable To watch the fight No You can watch it on

Any internet connection Yeah I watched it on any internet connection. I watch it on my phone. Because Paramount Network, you have to have an account with DirecTV or some shit. Yeah, but DAZN covers whatever Paramount fights have. They need to get rid of that because people don't have TV no more. A lot of people don't. Yeah, so they got to just have it just through your goddamn app. I love TV.

Don't make me get an app and then I got to order fucking DirecTV too. What's interesting is DAZN, they spent a shitload of money on Canelo Alvarez. They signed him to some multiple hundred million dollar deal. I think it's something like, it's like 300 million dollars.

He's the highest paid athlete in the world. 365 million. Yeah, some insane amount of money over 10 fights, I believe it is. And it's gonna be all

subscription based. All on DAZN. You gotta all on the app. Isn't that how it's, isn't that how it's gone? The future. it's going to be all subscription-based. All on DAZN. You've got to all on the app. Isn't that how it's gone? The future. There's no pay-per-view. Netflix. It's just subscription-based.

One paywall. What's interesting is if it's no pay-per-view, it's actually a really good deal, right? Because I don't know what DAZN costs a month. I just did the double-click on my phone. I didn't pay attention to how much that shit costs. But what does it cost? I don't know. It's fine. I don't know what it costs much that shit cost. Yeah. But what does it cost? I don't know. It's fine.

I don't know what it costs. For all bad. Seven bucks a month? $9.99. You got to think that if you're watching, say if you're watching a pay-per-view, like a big fight, like Wilder Fury 2, how much is that going to cost? $60. $60?

Shit, so worth it. Ten bucks a month. Ten bucks a month? Yeah. And you can watch fights all the time. That's like my take on Fight Pass. If you like fights, man, in my gym, I live off of Fight Pass. You just watch old fights?

I watch fights all the time while I'm working out. It's the best thing to watch while you're working out. I would have Fight Pass. You ever watch EBI? I do. I watched the whole Gordon Ryan series the other day. The whole little documentary they had, I watched that while I was working out. Combat Jiu-Jitsu Fight Night this Friday.

Oh, shit. That's right. LA, right? That's right. You have to know Monty. This Friday on UFC Fight Pass, 7 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. Who'd you get to fill in for? Was it Barnett got hurt?

Barnett's out, too. Or Verdum got hurt. Verdum didn't get hurt. It was supposed to be Gordon Ryan versus Verdum. Gordon Ryan tore his knee. Yeah, Gordon Ryan got hurt. So we're going to do Verdum, Gordon Ryan later on this year. But it's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu absolute bracket with Yuri Samos,

who's arguably one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever. ADCC medalist, gold medalist. Monster. Yeah, monster. And then the second seed is John Thor Blank, who won EBI 17. He won the first and only 16-man combat Jiu-Jitsu tournament. He won it all in regulation.

Every fight within two minutes, he subbed everybody. So it's Yuri and John Thor Blank are the top two seeds. And then if they win their first fights, then they'll fight each other. Same night? Same night. Dope. Kevin Casey is fighting John Thor Blank. I love Kevin Casey.

Yeah. He jumped in. And Stephen Martinez is a local black belt. He's fighting Yuri Simoes. So on paper, it looks like it'll be Yuri and John blank on paper. Anything could happen in the finals. Plus, we got the best jujitsu girl that's ever lived. Only girl ever to win Abu Dhabi, IBJJF, Gia Nogia, Black Belt, and EBI.

She hot. Beatrice Mesquita. She's the baddest chick ever in jujitsu. She's fighting combat jujitsu against Kayla Patterson from Autos. Yeah. She's got slapping bitches. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. I might come.

Nice. Come on now. I like when someone gets hurt and they tag me, Brendan Shaw, get in there. Like, you're out your goddamn mind. What the fuck? You fucking crazy. When you go back and think about that cyborg fight, would you ever think about doing that again?

No, man. I'm too busy Comedy is so hard I'm so behind the eight ball I forgot to ask you about this What do you think about this? What do you think about Pettis fighting Wonderboy? Good for you Pettis I love great fights

Isn't it kind of crazy though? Crazy fight He goes from 45, can't make it anymore All the way up to 70, 25 pound shot Think about it This is how much of a beast Pettis is. Fights Tony Ferguson. Amazing fight, right?

Amazing fight. Tony wins that. He gets hurt. Then fucking, he was like, you know what? Who got hurt? Pettis. Broke his hand. Pettis broke his hand in that fight.

So it was a tough fight for him either way. But then he jumps up, and now he's fighting Wonderboy. Yeah. Both. He's made a dog in both fights. He's an underdog in both fights he's an underdog in both fights yeah yeah that that ferguson fight was fun hell yeah it shows it shows you what a survivor ferguson is he gets clipped and you know he got hurt in that fight and he just grabbed dude

how about max hollow and tony ferguson talking shit to each other the that's the on the on the dark web that's the rumor. I like that but I don't like that. Why don't you like it? Ferguson versus Khabib. I want to see that fight. I want to see that fight.

Khabib's out for he won't fight in Vegas he has a suspension so he's out for a little bit. Tony's ready to go. He won't do the he won't do that thing that Vegas is asking him to do.

The commercial? They're asking him to do a commercial he's like you have prostitution you have gambling fuck you. He's the best. So why doesn't he's right too. He's like, you have prostitution, you have gambling, fuck you. He's the best. He's right, too. What's the problem with Connor-Tony?

What's going on with that? I think it's going to be Connor and Cowboy. Connor and Cowboy is a done deal, as far as I know. Me, too, as far as I know. Doesn't Connor-Tony make more sense, though? No. Connor-Cowboy is great, and Connor-Tony make more sense, though? No. Why not? Conor-Cowboy is great, and Conor-Tony is great.

They're both great. They're both great fights. I like both of them. If I'm Dana, I'm sitting on this. Eddie, you like Tony because you love him. Your friends love him. I'm just asking a question. I'm just saying, why not Tony-Conor?

That's been in the works for like two years. Here it is, Eddie. Tony-Conor. Conor would be a slight underdog, I think, in that fight. Tony's a monster for anybody. So I think Tony, Max, because Conner needs to get a win. I'm not saying Conner's going to be a huge favorite over Cowboy, but he's more favorable in that fight than he is against Tony. So he needs a win before he comes back.

He needs a more favorable fight. And I'm not saying that's a great match. Cowboy's a motherfucker. Cowboy's a personal friend. Cowboy's on fire right now. He's just so lucid in the zone right now. It's a great fight. Stylistically, that's a better fight for Cowboy and Conor.

Tony is a great wrestling background. He's a motherfucker. Cardio for days, and he's crazy. I like that fight a lot. crazy I like that fight a lot I really like that fight a lot Max Holloway Tony's a Motherfucking fight

I love that fight Marvel Studios If they were to do it Are these new superheroes Are they running out of superheroes yet I'll get this shit out of my face Who are these people Get this bitch out of my face

Who is this girl I don't know Who is this Samuel Jackson is a different superhero now Yeah this was at the end of the Avengers movie. Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something. Captain Marvel. Wait a minute.

Captain Marvel's a girl? Yeah, and she brings all of them back to life in the comics. Hey! It's fucking Ray Allen! Wait a minute. Who was Captain Marvel when we were kids? A dude. Wait a minute.

Right? Oh, look, I don't know. It's amazing that it's were kids? A dude. Wait a minute. Right? Oh, look, I don't know. It's amazing that it's not a trans woman. That would be dope. That's what they're going to do next. Like a big buff trans? Yeah, who's a weightlifting champion. Yeah.

Hey, come sit down. You guys want some cheese and wine? Yeah. No cheese, no cheese. People get mad. People get mad if you start chewing on the microphone. Dude, we're pros, man. You guys are terrible at chewing. One, two pros. This is're pros, man. You know, you guys are not. We're pros, bro. You're nuts. You guys are terrible.

A couple of one-two pros. This is straight up, man. I got more cheeses. Dude, if you didn't bring fucking provolones. And I'm French, so fuck off, you Americans. Okay, okay.

Hey, how about this fight? Usman. Usman versus Tyron Wood. Oh, I love that fight. What are you fighting for that? That's happening right now? That's March 2nd. Come on, Eddie.

March 2nd, Eddie. Why don't you guys come? Come to Vegas. Okay, here. Captain Marvel was a guy and a girl and a kid? There's a couple different Captain Marvels. Damn, she was Eddie. March 2nd, dude. Why don't you guys come? Come to Vegas. Okay, here. Captain Marvel was a guy and a girl and a kid? There was a couple different Captain Marvels. Damn, she was hot. They just probably picked one.

But that's from 2017, man. This is when it's already been diversified. Give me 1990 Captain Marvel, dude. Type in 1990 Captain Marvel. Like that new Spider-Man that just made the... Type in Captain Marvel 1956. That's what I was about to say. The Spider-Verse movie that just came out, it's like only a four-year-old

Spider-Man story. It's not some old thing they brought back. Yeah, that's cute. But that's a cartoon. But Captain Marvel's old school, no? Yeah, but one of those Spider-Men is like a duck, right? He's a pig, bro. It's a great movie. It's really good.

It's the best movie I've seen in a long time. I saw it five times. They should turn Bruce Lee into a superhero and give him powers. My kids said nay to the fucking Legos movie. I'm like, you want to see the Legos movie? Mine too. Legos is good. Dude, mine too. Legos is good.

It's good. We've seen the other ones. My son loves the Lego movie. The new one? Both of them. The new one just came out. How many of them have been? Two.

Only two? Yeah. Really? It's so cool that Batman them have been? Two. Only two? Yeah. Really? It's so cool that Batman's a douchebag. It's so true. He's a douchebag. He's got the girlfriend, right? And then he leaves the girlfriend because Han Solo pulls up in the Millennium Falcon or whatever.

See, look at that motherfucker. That's a mistake. Wait a minute. This is the old Captain Marvel, but he was a gaming comics character. That's Shazam. Shazam? There's a new Shazam. Yeah, there's a new Shazam coming. This is the old Captain Marvel, but he was a gaming comics character. Wait a minute. That's Shazam. That's Shazam. I know. Shazam. There's a new Shazam. Yeah, there's a new Shazam coming out.

Also known as Captain Marvel. What? Captain Marvel, Shazam? Dude, if you held a gun to my head and you asked me, is Shazam DC or Marvel, I would have said he's DC. For sure. He is. He is?

Yes. Do you remember? That's what I was trying to say. There was a Captain Marvel character in the DC Comics universe from back then. I don't know if that's what you're remembering, but that's one that existed. So that's the confusion.

Dude, that Shazam movie looks like some shizit. Is that like someone from Bellator fighting someone from the UFC? It's confusing, dude. All I know is she comes back and you know how

everyone died in the last one? Spoiler, it's been out for a year, so fuck off. She fixes them? She brings everyone back to life. How the fuck does she do that? That's the comic books, dude. Do you remember in the Lego movie

when Batman, he leaves his girl to jump in that Millennium Falcon with Ham Solo and Chewbacca? And he says, later. So he jumps in, he thought he was going to party in space, and then he comes back and they go, what happened? He goes, turns out that Wookie's a dude.

That was fucking hilarious. they go what happened he goes turns out that wookie's a dude that was hilarious there was no chicks because there's no chicks on the millennium falcon the android too it's a dude okay 1968 1968 but scroll down that's the first appearance what is the image was the image the female the girl 68 wow this picture is from 2012 Okay but here's the deal Girls weren't built like that Back then They're built like that now It's a new thing now Because guys are into it

Scroll down Let me see that image That's like a Primo CrossFit chick That's legit That's a new version of her Oh okay And I'm into it

That's 2012 Yeah that's a UFC fighter chick Right there Okay that's what they used to look like Yeah this is like Wow There's multiple Captain Marvels. Captain Marvel.

So Captain Marvel, sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl. That's why nobody ever heard about it. Goes both ways. Goes both ways. No one can relate to it. We're just like, all right, whatever. But they've run out of shit. There's so many superheroes that they have like 10 different ones on Netflix.

Dude, get Aquaman out of my fucking face. You guys watch that? Get the fuck out of here. And fucking Wasp. Oh, they're tiny. Wasp girl or some shit. Dude, I can't fuck with that or Aquaman. Get that shit out of here. And fucking Wasp. Oh, they're tiny. Wasp girl or some shit. Dude, I can't fuck with that or Aquaman.

Get that shit out of my head. All that shit's horrible. This is a good fight too. Brian Barbarina and Vicente Luque. This is a good fight. If we didn't watch Miles Jury, let's be real.

Oh, this is a good fight, man. No, for sure. This is a good fight. Who won that fight? Miles Jury did. Did he? Philly did. Philly did.

Excuse me. Decision? Yes. We couldn't even watch the decision. Well, we watched the fight. I saw the decision. Oh, shit. Brian Barbarina, good right hand. Dude, I can't

wait for the main event. Me too. I can't wait for Crone Gracie. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Crone fucking Gracie. I want to hear a prediction on the main event. Prediction. Brian Cowan, since you really Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, devil you yeah um what do you think in the main event kane velasquez francis sagano well well let me ask you this how's francis gonna solve kane's wrestling or his cardio um he's been training in france so what's your nuclear weapons i mean it's true but i speak french he's been eating escargot and throwing nuclear weapons with his hands this may be true and god is very dangerous but he's i

feel like he's got one punch's chance, but everything else Kane does, including boxing, he's better at. I'm just curious to see what he looks like now after all this time off, injury and all that. Yeah, the injuries are the big concern. Which one do you want me to open, B? You can open them all, my friend. It doesn't matter. All right.

Let's get crazy. Let's get crazy. What did you bring? Did you bring anything? I went a little California. I won one Barolo, and I decided to go California. I went old standbys, standard good wines. I've been drinking more red wine.

What do you think that Menage a Trois get from Ralph? Oh, Luque just tagged Barbarino with a left hook. Barbarino? Never bring up Menage a Trois. Barbarino from Chardonnay? No, no, no. Different guy. Brian, Barbarino.

If I look a little harder, it's because I was just at American Top Team with my friend. You look thin. My good friend, Dustin Poirier, Mike Brown, and Tiago Alves. Did they make you cut weight? You look skinny, dude. I took a private. Went 10 rounds. Dude, I don't.

You look thin. That's because I can't have any wasted space when I'm doing striking with Tiago Alves. Who'd you take a private with? Tiago Alves. What did he have you do? Hit the pads? Yeah, it was great kick and hit and low kick. Did you see Dustin Poirier?

Yeah. Love that guy. He's great. They came to my show. How's Dustin's hip doing? Is he all right? He looks fantastic. Does he?

He's waiting for a fight, man. Yeah, he was getting some stem cells or something, wasn't he? I don't know. He'll come up with a good fight. He's so great. He's such a great guy. He's a good dude. Top motherfucker.

Super impressed with him against Justin Gaethje. He looks, yeah, fuck. He's fantastic. Gaethje's got a great fight coming up. Who's Gaethje. He looks, yeah, fuck, he's fantastic. Who's, Gaethje's got a great fight coming up. Who's Gaethje fighting? Gaethje's fighting someone really good. Oh, Edson Barbosa. That's right. Ah!

Ah! Ah! You think Gaethje's going to wrestle? Edson Barbosa and Justin Gaethje, I hope he wrestles. I don't know, it's interesting. These guys are banging, dude. Dude, Barbosa's going to gonna go You like leg kicks? Cool man

Check these out bro These you can't see coming Oh you're a wrestler Who thinks he can kick Fantastic Let's play that game Dude Thiago

Thiago and Dustin were showing me Like what Those low kicks They're like the details The details Of where you kick I was like

Oh my god The nerves Your nerves are so exposed With that kick Look at Primas What he did to Michael Chandler kicks, the details of where you kick. Oh my god. Your nerves are so exposed with that kick. Look at Primas, what he did to Michael Chandler. Literally cut his fucking leg off. And again with DJ and Cejudo. First round of the second fight. That's a terrible kick. I've never been hit by one of those.

I don't know what it feels like. Is it worse than kicking the knee? Yeah, you know the thing about kicking the knee, it's hard to fuck your knee up. You can you can hyper extend the knee with a side kick you could fuck someone's knee up that way but oh oh oh just got sat down luke he just got tagged oh no he's all right what how dare you oh look at this i told you i thought it was bullshit look he takes it back wow you're kidding dude if he gets him here. Oh, that was unbelievable.

He was. Oh, he's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got to put that leg hook in. He's got to put it in and flatten him out. He's taking his time. He's going to slide off.

Oh, he is going to slide off. Oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no. He's on the chin. There he goes. He's on the chin. There he goes. Oh, he's cranking that neck.

Oh, nastiness. Body triangle. He's trying to get choked out. Body triangle. How long can he last? It's over Body triangle. How long can he last? It's over, Caleb. How long can he last? It's over, Caleb.

Oh, it's cranking. Oh, no, it's cranking. He's cranking it. No, it's over. He's out. No, he's cranking it. He's out. Oh, we got him.

He's out. He ain't out yet. He's out. Oh, he's out. Wow. He should have put the body triangle in. You know how sore this is. Oh, shit.

Oh, damn. He went into his arse. Oh, shit. Filthy guys. Look at that shit. That's over right there. Look, he's a beast now. That's over right there. But. Damn. Look at that shit. That's over right there. Okay, he's a beast now.

That's over right there. But he has got to hook the leg. That's over right there. Maybe not. Maybe not. That's over right there. Maybe weights. He's probably asleep.

Oh, no, he doesn't have it. Check it. Check it and see. He's checking to see if he's okay. He gave him a thumbs up. Oh, he lost it. Oh, shit. What a fight.

Oh, man. Dropping bones. What a fight. Taking the frustration out. Dropping out hammer fists. And that's the end of the round. Oh, my God. Woo. This is a frustration. Drowning butter on all hammer fists. And that's the end of the round. God. This is a fight.

Is that fighting? Jesus Christ. Is that fighting, Brian? Guys, from a guy who trains a top team, I can tell you that's a fight. American top team in Coconut Grove or wherever the fuck it is. It's such a nice facility. Dude, I wish Amanda Nunes walked in there and beat the shit out of you. Well, I was looking for her.

I did see Junior DeSantos walking around. You saw Junior? That was pretty cool. I'd love Junior DeSantos walking around. You saw Junior? That was pretty cool. I'd love to see that. Why would you want to see that? He's much bigger than you, Bubba. Junior? He was 6'4".

I took him in. I took him in. Now, he's training a lot, but I took him in. This way? Like with your eyes or with your mouth? Well, I outlined him with my hands. And I was producing estrogen when I saw him. But he looks better than you

he looks more menacing dang man and he looked at me and he goes hey tell shop i'm not hearing a fucking peep out of him wow no doubt i'll be in miami uh march 16th through the 18th doing stand up so come see it yeah whoa yeah there you go where are you at which what do you what club miami improv yeah I can't. Damn, bro. Don't be that face. No, it's a new club. It's a new one.

What the fuck ever. No, it's a new club. It's supposed to be amazing. Dude, that place was so haunted. It was so bad. It was so bad. Last time I was there, I go, I'm done. I go, I'm never coming back.

With comedy? And they were laughing. They're like, ah! I go, you people are too stupid. I go, I can't come back here anymore. And they were laughing. And you never came back? Never going back to that club.

Joe never does Miami. No, I did Miami last year. I did a theater. I did a theater. I love Miami. And I had a great time. Just I'm only bullshit. But they're a little crazy.

I was doing, that's right before my special. I was doing those cell phone bags where they had to put the thing. Oh, that's right. So to use your phone, you have to leave the theater. Yeah. So you would think they would just sit down and watch the show everywhere else

that's the case not in Miami in Miami they kept leaving the theater and coming back leaving the theater they're doing

whoa and having fucking parties and like talking everyone has asses oh my god they just kept going

back and forth and back and forth not a flat ass to be found not a flat ass to be found in Miami and it's my

maybe my favorite place in many ways that's where Tiffany had it she just had a really bad New Year set She just didn't prepare I guess She was drunk She's also doing movies

There's a sneaky thing that happens man When you're doing movies And then you become a huge star So you're doing these big theaters as well But you're not really doing enough stand up To do those big theaters You gotta fucking do mad reps to do big places. It's not the same thing.

Are you watching him bang away at his head? Brian Barbarina. Oh, big elbow by Luque. You don't see a lot of Mohawks these days. When you do see one, you know he means business. Barbarina just turned and walked away. Turning away and getting him back to the center. Taking a deep breath.

But when Luque's throwing elbows like that from in close, maybe he's really good at elbows or maybe he hurt his hands. Is Luque Mohawk? No, the other one. Luque can just sit there and kind of take those shots off his gloves. Ooh, nice job. He's not afraid to just sit there. See?

Well, he's also probably really tired from the choke attempt and then the Darce attempt In the first round Oh nice Looks like he's Not that one of these guys Are worried about leg kicks Are they

Oh nice front kick to the body I feel like front kick to the body Is one of the most underused weapons You know that was one of the things That I was so impressed with Barbosa In the hangman fight In the Dan Hooker fight Oh my god those fucking body kicks what a fucking fight what a fight paul felder said i was staged a cage side when paul felder was taking those kicks to the body from barboza oh my god

and his skin was so red and i said i was like you seem like you didn't even notice he goes dude they hurt so they hurt so fast tonight yeah he does yeah that guy's a killer fix like that he's like one win from fucking i feel like being that guy he's a monster man yeah but gaethje knocked him cold remember in the last fight yeah you gotta see how he won like 10 before then oh yeah he's a beast dude he's a long tall dude too that's right gaethje knocked the fuck oh knock the fuck out of him i've never seen so many fucking elbows being thrown. You and Barbarina have the same chest. They are throwing elbows all day.

That's not true. You're so rude. What? No, it's not a bad thing. No, because I... Brian shredded, dude. You're rude to Barbarina, man. My chest gets...

A big chest gets in the way of my speed. Brian works out nonstop. Brian Barbarina is a professional fighter. But it doesn't mean he has a good chest. His beautiful beard. My canes isn't great either. I have a better body than that. I'll take my shirt off right now and put it up against him. I'll stand right next to him and you tell me if I don't have a better body.

Do it, bitch. Do it, motherfucker. I was waiting for you to fucking do it. I'm not doing it. Knocked him. Dude, you got the same chest. Let me see. Throw some punches.

Oh, you look really good It's better You look very good Mine's shredded, dude You look very good I'm 52, motherfucker You look very good Your neck bothers me, but

You know what? You're very slim around the forearms and the wrists Doesn't look like you'd have a lot of pop to your shots I'm relaxed No, yeah, you're not flexing at all Dude, I feel like I could choke you with one hand You're very jacked You know what's confusing to me

Is the hand to wrist ratio I don't see a lot of power coming out of those hands It's like your forearms They're so small They're so small You could pick locks You could pick locks with your wrist He does have a better body though

Is there a camera over there? Not better than Luke. Fuck, man. I'm going to get on TRT and then forget it. Luque. Vicente Luque is his name. Gentlemen, please. His body's better than yours.

Oh. Luque's better than yours. Barbarina, give you a rookie. These guys are playing rock and socking robots here, man. They're just standing right in front of each other. Wouldn't you think that Luque would want to take this fight to the ground? He's tired. I mean, he almost fucking choked him would want to take this fight to the ground? He's tired. I mean, he almost

fucking choked him out. Yeah, he did. I get that he's tired. I mean, I really do get that. But I mean, I want to see attempts. How's that whiskey, Eddie? It sucks.

It's filled with conspiracy theories. You know where it comes from? It's thirsty. It comes from abortion fetuses. Oh, how dare you. Wow, that, wow. You brought it to a creepy home. Oh, Luque with a big left hook. Thirsty Comes from Abortion fetuses Oh Wow That wow You brought it

To a screaming home Oh Luque With a big left hook Oh Jesus These guys are just I rarely see a fight Where guys are just Standing right in front of each other

Like that Oh there it is There he's got the back That's not fair He's hurt He pushed him down Yep Do they hate each other

What's going on They're fighters bro Professional fighters You don't see a lot of guys Just swinging these days He pushed him down. Yep. Do they hate each other? What's going on? They're fighters, bro. Professional fighters. You don't see a lot of guys just swinging these days. No, they're both impressive. Brian Cowan, did you watch MVP versus Paul Daly last night? I did not watch it, and I only wonder how someone like MVP will do if he ever goes to the UFC. I want to see him fight guys like Matteson.

Dude, he's in the welterweight tournament, though. That welterweight tournament's legit as fuck. It is legit as fuck. He's a killer. He's not ready for the UFC I want to see him fight guys like I'm not a sign yet Dude he's in the welterweight tournament though That belt or tournament's legit as fuck It is legit as fuck He's a killer He's not ready for the UFC right now He's not? Michael Van and Page? No

Really? And after watching Daly take him down You gotta think what Tyron would do to him Or what Usman would do to him Or Colby Covington Or any real legit wrestler But the thing about Tyron is Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons

It's not just he's gonna punch you He's gonna put your fucking jawbone Through the back of your head But the thing about Tyron is, Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons. It's not just he's going to punch you. He's going to put your fucking jawbone through the back of your head. And he's a phenomenal boxer. He outstripped fucking Wonderboy. He rocked Wonderboy, which is impossible to do. Wonderboy. How about he sat Darren Till down with one shot?

Correct. One shot in the fight. Boom! Dude, imagine Darren Till's on his ass. Imagine Darren Till MVP. He's so jacked, though. Tyron is like the most jacked. It's like the best body competition.

It's like, first of all, you've got to give it all to the Cuban. Yeah. Yoel Romero. Yoel Romero wins best body competition, period. Of course he does. Rock Cold's right behind him. It's a dreamer. He's bigger. He's taller.

He's taller. He's taller. Proportion. It's a different thing. He still looks like a model. Rock Cold looks great. He's got a beautiful body. But when Yoel Romero a different thing He still looks like a model Rockhold looks great He's got a beautiful body But when Yoel Romero

We're talking freak With bikini briefs on You're like What in the fuck Is he taking Yeah we're talking freak What is that Yeah that's fair

What is that Okay And then Francis goes Oh yeah Hold my cucumber And then Brock Lesnar goes Hold my D-ball And then Alistair Overy goes Hold my D-ball And then Alistair Overeem goes

Hold my horse meat And then Vitor goes Hold my acai Let me fucking get in this thing Nobody had a better body than Overeem When he was Ubering Nobody The best

I think we bring it up on every podcast Every podcast we do And he needs to be brought up I still have Yoel He has to be right. I got Yoel. No, no, no. No, Overeem was ridiculous, but Yoel just is a perfect specimen of just...

That's cute. Whatever. Overeem was 265 pounds. Shredded. Shredded. Proportionate. Jacks. When he's standing on the scales and he's flexing, I remember being behind him when he was waiting

and just blinking going, what in the fuck am I looking at? Yeah. What is this? Even Brock Lesnar was like, what the fuck is he on? I was so pumped for that fight because that was his UFC debut and his UFC debut against Brock Lesnar. I was so pumped for that fight. And both of them were on that saucy, saucy. They were on the saucy. Because Brock looked like a fucking grizzly bear as well.

Yo, where's that wine for your buddy? This is beautiful wine. Where's that wine for your brother? Pour it up, bro. I'm sorry, buddy. I thought you guys were drinking whiskey. I'm doing that too. I thought it was Ireland over there.

I didn't know it was Italy. We're free to do whatever we want. We're Americans. We pay taxes. Can we get Eddie some more whiskey, man? No more whiskey. You're good? Oh, right hand by Luque.

These guys are still hitting each other. How are they not going to sleep? I feel like these fights are both all five minutes. Five rounds tonight. Gentlemen, what's more fun? You keep hooking him up with more? Let him get his beak wet. Let him get his beak wet.

You're a bad person. No, I love it. You're a bad person. Cheers. Cheers. My favorite. My favorite. We were talking about this before you got here.

My favorite. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. I love doing podcasts. I love doing podcasts with everybody. But, man, there's something special about these. Look at that upward elbow, Anderson Silva style. Dude, Anderson, we haven't talked about this.

Anderson looked good. He looked very good. He looked very good. Stopping it and being like an old weathered Anderson, that was a good go. Yeah. I mean, Anderson looked a little, I mean, he looked a little overmatched in terms of, like, technique. Because Stylebender is a legitimate, world-class, world-championship-caliber kickboxer.

But Anderson was hanging in there with him. He was hanging in there. And Anderson also tried to, like, God damn. Jesus. Look at Iriani behind, like, good lord. That is ridiculous. Look at Joe behind him. I'm going, what in the fuck?

That's so stupid. That's the scariest fighter of all time. Are you watching this? These guys, how do you score this fight? How would you ever score this fight? I don't know. I'm looking at open fights. Who's going to win this fight?

It's impossible to score. Very good question. It would suck to be a judge. If you saw this in a movie, you'd be like, nobody punches that. I wanted to talk about that. There's two things. I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. Two things that Glory does better than UFC.

One, five judges, not three. Brilliant. Two's two things. I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, not three. Brilliant. Two, open scoring. Love it. What do you mean open scoring? You know who's winning every round.

You know what's going on. After every round, the judges have to put up their scores. So if you see a fucking domination and then you see 10-9 for the wrong guy, the whole crowd can go,

what the fuck? Put the pressure on them. I love it. I love it. I love it. Love it. What would they have to do to change it? It's the commission. It's not the UFC.

And by the way, you know, the best place to do that kind of change is right here. Andy Foster is like one of the most proactive, ahead of the curve, intelligent guys in all. And, you know, and Bob Bennett over in Nevada is just as good. He's excellent too. They can do this. But if Nevada doesn't, if Nevada doesn't, everyone's going to do it. But that's not entirely true because of the new rules. The new rules

are not adopted. Yeah, they're not adopted by everybody. Are they even adopted by Nevada? I think it's Nevada. I always say Nevada. I say Nevada too. It's Nevada. I say Nevada and I say Nevada. I just it's Nevada. I always say Nevada. I say Nevada, too. It's Nevada. I say Nevada, and I say Nevada. I just say Las Vegas. It's Nevada.

I say Las Vegas. The rest of Nevada doesn't count. I was just there. I say Nevada, and I say Notre Dame. Do you say Argentina? No, I say Argentina and Chile. Do you say Ibiza? I say Ibiza, and I say Uruguay and Paraguay.

That's what I say. What about Afghanistan? Afghanistan, of course. I always say Afghanistan. Of course. Of course. And I say, and I say, and I say, Africa. God damn, look at this fight.

Look at this fight. This is insane. These guys are rockin'. This is not the way to fight if you want a long-term career. If you want that $50,000 bonus and some brain trauma. Play Jeopardy when you're 40. This is a bad move. How tough are these dudes?

You know what I saw the other day? I saw Wolf Blitzer play Jeopardy. He ended up at the end of it with minus $40,000. Oh, my God. That's it. You can't. At the end. Holy shit.

You can't. Amazing fight. Yeah. How much time is left? For both of them. It looked like nothing. At the end. Holy shit. You can't. Amazing fight. Yeah. How much time is left? For both of them. It looked like nothing. Because the clock was off, so less than ten. Maybe it wasn't a knockout.

Maybe the ref just stopped it. They stopped it. You don't know that. They stopped it. You can't stand and bang like that forever. They stopped it. That's not good. Sometimes you can.

Wow. Look at him say, woo. He just looked at his corner and goes, woo. Is he Brazilian? Dude, did you see fucking... How badass are Brazilians? Just overall. Just stop and think about how many bad motherfuckers came out of Brazil.

They ain't coming out of Uruguay. They ain't coming out of Belize. They ain't coming out of Colombia. There's a few, I'm sure. There's a few, but the majority are all coming out of Brazil. Dude, how about the hoes in Brazil as well? That's just the whole nation.

The hoes are the girls who need help with their rent. Take it easy, bro. Because he's saying it. It's not really Brazil. It's Rio. It's Rio. Get it straight.

Rio is the difference. Rio is the difference. Because their church is the beach. Look at this. So everyone got to look good in Rio. Get it straight. Rio is the difference. Real nice. Rio is the difference. Because their church is the beach. Look at this. So everyone got to look good in Rio. Man, this guy is rough. Boom. There it is.

There's the right hand. Boom. There's the knee. There's another knee. Oh, shit. On the way down. Yeah, that was tough. Oh, the mouthpiece went flying.

That's it. Oh, no. Stopped it. Look at this. Look at this. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. And this is, They had been playing

Rock'em Sock'em Robots For a few fucking rounds You can't fight Damn That's crazy You can't do that It's so bad That's it

Good stoppage That's a good fight though And good for ESPN too Cause the common fans Watching going Yeah Suck each other in the face Hit him bro

Get his head off bro Hit him bro I could do that Do it for Georgia Nevada State Athletic Commission Adopts new unified rules. Oh, excellent. When is this?

What is this labeled? November 13th, 2018. Oh, so 2018. Okay. So they finally adopted it. So they're going to do this. They're going to do this. Excludes grounded fighter rule.

Oh, interesting. So they took the new rules, but they don't accept the one point down rule. So are they going to do What Glory does? Is it going to be five judges? I don't like that No bro That grounded fighter rule

They gain that system It's too gray It's too much of a gray area Dude how about that says Fucking Paul Daly Protests MVP loss Says Bellator rigged it To protect their investment

Paul Daly You're a monster When he's on He's a monster There's no man on the planet Think about what he did to Lorenz Larkin Lorenz Larkin is a really Tactical striker, and Paul Daly

He lands that fucking left hand on you You forget your childhood He's been fighting I'm disappointed, he says, MMA politics and Bellator Protecting their investment I fell and won three rounds to two, my opinion I beat that fool, really, close fight I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds. So two, in my opinion, I beat that fool. Really close fight.

I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds, though. Like, if they give it to Daly, I'm like, all right, fine. We all lost. The fans lost. But how he says three, I'm like, all right, that's fine. I don't know. It was a bullshit fight all the way around. It was? It wasn't the best fight.

It wasn't a lot going on. Why? Nothing? Too cautious? He's watching two blue belts grapple. Daly took him down. Then he lost position once. An MVP got on top of him and beat his ass.

Got his back. I thought he was going to choke him out. Me too. I thought he had a rear naked there for a second. I was amazed that Paul Daly was able to take him down, though. He really made some big improvements in his wrestling. I guess maybe he felt like after the John Fitch fight, if you can't beat him, join him.

This was a great fight, man. Wow, six seconds left. What weight was it, 70? Yeah, that's 70. I saw Colton Covington at American Top Team. Yeah, what's he saying? He just finished working out. When you see them when they're off-season, Team. Yeah, what's he saying? He just finished working out. And when you see them, like, when they're offseason,

they're just, you're like, how are you 1.7? They're big. I saw Gleason Tebow. I saw Gleason Tebow. Oh, my God. I was like, you fought at 155? He looks, he's so thick. And I didn't even recognize him. He's huge.

I go, I think, and he goes, yeah, that's Gleason Tebow. I was like, what? Well, he looked huge when he was weighing 155. He would get on the scale. He was so big. I was like, what? Well, he looked huge when he was weighing 155. He would get on the scale. He was so big. What are you, hollow? He was so big. One of those chocolate bunnies?

Yeah. Chocolate Easter bunnies. I love the hollow ones. How are you that big and that light? I eat ass first. I hate the fucking hollow ones. I like a solid bunny. I love the hollow ones, dude.

I feel ripped off. The solid ones fuck my teeth up. Do you eat ears or ass first? Ears, bro. I go ass. Really? Yeah, I go ass first? Ears bro I go ass Really? Yeah I go ass first You do?

I always go ears It's a bunny though It's not a girl Yeah I know Your skin looks What's going on bro? You look good You look tight

Oh really? Yeah it looks shiny And it looks very healthy Well I haven't worked out In over a week No Maybe that's it I just stopped working out

Maybe your body's recovering Maybe I was moving I haven't been able to work out Your skin looks good. Maybe you just health. I've eaten pizza every day. Maybe that's good for you. You have a rosy complexion.

Oh, wow. Take it, man. You look very healthy. I'm just happy to be here. Maybe it's the cold weather. Maybe that's it. You look 23. Oh, wow.

Pizza's good for you, dude. Maybe it's the booze and the rest. I have been drinking and sitting in a hot tub. Eat dough and cheese and tomatoes. My body likes it. Cheese anyone? A nice cheese pizza They interviewed both of them John Anik is interviewing

Bob Ramsey You gotta That must be from the truck That must be from the truck Out of respect Who has a knife? They give you Sometimes I'm walking to the cage

And they give me a thing in my ear Winner and loser Winner and loser Yeah Oh really? Every now and then man Yeah Did they even approach you

To work for ESPN or not? ESPN was like Nah we know where he stands I'm not Not interested I know I would take this for zero money Over being in Phoenix right now For the best Did they even approach you to work for ESPN? ESPN was like, no, we know where he stands. I'm not interested. I would take this for zero money over being in Phoenix right now. Although I would want to see those fights live,

and I'd love to call those fights live. I'm good with 10 a year. That's what I like. I like 10 a year. But did they even approach you? Or they didn't even want to? Nope. 10?

10 a year. 10 a year is what I like. Once a month? 10 shows? 10 a year. Once a month, dude? Once a month. Just the pay-per-views. Two months off. Pay-per-views. Two months like. Once a month? Ten shows? Ten a year. Once a month, dude? Once a month. Just the pay-per-views. Two months off.

Ten pay-per-views. Two months off, once a month. Listen, man, I was thinking that I was on my way out. I was really thinking I was on my way out, but I still love it. And I love it way more now because I don't have to do it as much. And I love it way more now because we do this. Because we can do all this shit talking and have fun and be silly. It's so fun.

What am I doing this for some of the big boxing like mikey garcia yes that's up to mikey garcia this earl spence dude he's got light brown hair now looking good well it's a little bit of gray handsome son of a bitch damn he looks good he pulls off a mustache like nobody's i want to talk i want to talk to him on the podcast i want to reach out to him and get him on because he had some amazing stories about wrestling back when he was wrestling and you know he would go international wrestling no no international amateur wrestling to get mark kerr on i would love to get mark kerr on i would love to get him on how's he doing now i don't know he's in phoenix is he selling he was selling cars last time I heard. Was he?

Yeah. I've heard some classic stories about him. I saw Jeff Munson at, I didn't say it. Oh, Russia. Did you get him on? He was in Russia? Yeah, I think he's a Russian citizen. I saw him.

Yeah, he was a Russian citizen. He sings Russian songs. There's a video of him driving around in a Russian car singing Russian songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this guy. He might be on the list. Eddie, remember when He took off all his clothes

And left Abu Dhabi In 2003 Yeah Remember When Eddie beat Hoyler We were down in In Sao Paulo And Monson got robbed

So Monson to Fucking To protest Took off all his fucking clothes And threw his shorts Into the Just looked like a Shaved polar bear

He was so giant He was so big He was so giant North South choke The the Munson choke. Oh, man. You know, I asked Eddie at the time, I'm like, is that a legit choke? And he's like, I think he kind of gooned him. And it was before Marcelo started tapping guys with that.

You remember that shit? Yeah. We used to think that the North-South choke was a goon. He'd just grab his head and squeeze his shit out of it like Mark Coleman style. Jeff Munson looks like he's in shape. He couldn't look thicker. He's a gorilla. He's so a gorilla i bet you need to pass the test too oh yeah he'll pass the test he'll test positive he'll pass the test like i will for weed yeah that but that noviti but if they tried saying like nope no no no we just no yeah no yeah he definitely looks

like he's yeah he's yeah he's he's probably 45 and he's very tight. When did you see him last? I saw him this weekend. I was at ATT. He's older than that. I think Monson's almost 50. Yeah, probably. He fought Chuck Liddell as a light heavyweight way back in the day. He was old school, man. Old school.

He was in the UFC. He had all those tattoos. You ever seen a picture of him when the protesters, he's fucking like this. Yeah. Just the SWAT team. And he's got that fucking capitalism tattoo in the back of his neck. Gun to the head. Gun to the head. fucking the capitalism tattoo in the back of his neck gun to the head says capitalism it's a guy with a holding a gun to your head like why doesn't my

cap he's crazy marxist like yeah yeah like full-on communist like him no i don't like no no i thought you did no i'm a free market guy talking about he's a libertarian free market you know what i was that picture look at those guys Look at that picture That guy on the left is like Fuck this Fuck this We don't get paid enough And they gotta know who he is too The guy with the mask on

Even if you don't You're like What the fuck The guy with the mask on Is like Really cool tattoo Get it Kellen Get your first tattoo

Yeah get it For 10 points Do you know where that's from though? Do you know what that signifies? Do you know what picture that's from? No You can have all the points Is it a Banksy? That's from a Believe where that's from though you know what that what that signifies have you where do you know a picture that's from you could have all the points that's from a that's from a believe and that's from vietnam where the guy is shooting another guy it's a famous picture it's a real

picture yes of a oh shit a guy shooting i believe a vietcong that's dark dude yeah yeah well he's an allied with america is crone next yep okay this one we've got to watch. We've got to actually watch this. Damn. This is a great Vice documentary, the Munchies documentary on Krohn, what Krohn eats, and his training routine. It's amazing. You know, he's a pescatarian. He doesn't eat any meat. He's a flat earther.

You didn't know that? No. I didn't say that. Well, he's good at submission. He's good at submission. But he's good at submission. We talked good at submission. But he's good at submission not geophysics and all those other things.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Love is fighting, not it's world peace. Right. Yeah, well, someone needs to take him up on a fucking hot air balloon.

Well, that'll work. That'll work. It's what I was saying. Anybody who tries to get away with a crime, for example, like this guy, Jesse Smollett or whatever, how crazy is that story? You and I had our noses out from day one we're all fucking called

it people call me me and jamie we shut the the cameras off we're like is everything done i'm not buying this shit jamie's like i ain't buying this shit i'm like i'm never gonna say it i had people texting me this is bullshit because you know it just sounded cal and i went hard like you know start yeah yeah it's just some people were saying online that it was like like what happens when you let uh actors write a script right right who said bridget even worse even worse getting an actor to try to get away with a crime there are cops chicago cops because they haven't seen everything because they don't because those guys don't study crime. And you're new to the game. And you come and you're going to pull the wool over the Chicago police, all those detectives.

And it's like me going, I started fighting a little. I saw some stuff on YouTube. I'm going to go and fight. Dude, how about they brought in his boys, though? How about they brought in his boys and they squealed real fast? Squealed quick. Chicago cops? How many of you are going, what the fuck's going on here?

And give us your phones. They left those guys loose. They're like, you can go home now, sir. They're like, we're good here. Get the fuck's going on here Give us your phones They left those guys loose They're like You can go home now sir We're good here Get the fuck out The guys he hired Are jacks

They're jacks They fucking look sculpted They're running a train up Hector Lombard No they all It looked like fucking Francis Looked like two friends They ran a train up

I mean maybe Who's on top God I think the brothers Just like a spit. Just like a Chinese finger. Have you guys seen that documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight? Have you guys seen that on Netflix?

He's obsessed with it. I haven't seen it yet. Don't tell me anything about it. Fucking see Abducted in Plain Sight. Have you seen it, Joe? It's fucking incredible. It's on Netflix. You have to see it.

Spoiler alert, and this should sell you on it. The dad sucks off the dude who's molesting his daughter and having sex with his wife. He doesn't suck him off. He jerked him off. He's the 70s. So why did he do that? Well, check the- Because he had pressure building up.

It's a long story. Does he want relief? It's a long story, but this guy abducts this girl, drugs her, and she wakes up strapped to a bed she didn't know where she had. She's 12 What do you need? A knife for cheese Holy fuck dude

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This guy abducts This 12 year old girl Drugs her She wakes up She's strapped up And she's got this speaker next to her and don't tell this guy this guy i want to hear this she doesn't die okay dude it's so interesting dude you're gonna you're gonna if you watch this they're the worst things i've ever seen in my

life she she gets abducted and this guy she's alive bro this guy makes her think. She's alive, bro. This guy makes her think that she got abducted by aliens. So then the aliens tell her, he's got this on a tape recorder, and she's tied up. His name's Mr. B. Yeah, his name's Mr. B, the guy who abducted her. And the aliens tell her that she must marry this man to save the world, and if anybody finds out. No, get pregnant. Yeah.

Well, yeah, yeah. She must get pregnant by this guy that guy that abducted her and classic sociopath yes she believes it and falls in love with the guy and she's in love with them for like four years because she thinks she has to save the world oh my god he got her to think she got abducted by aliens what do you think is happening when people say they get abducted by aliens? You think they're liars? I think it's some

people, high-level people, doing experiments and getting them. They're abducting them. They're not being abducted by aliens. They're being abducted by people who make them think they're getting abducted by aliens. Wouldn't it be more obvious if they were just dreaming?

Because nothing happens to them physically. The thing about alien abductions is there's no evidence. If you look at people that have been alien abducted, there's no evidence they actually leave their house. There's no alarms go off. See, what happens is when people sleep. I don't believe that really happens at all. When people sleep, when people sleep, your brain produces all these chemicals that make you dream, right? So all of these alien abductions, almost all of them. This is great cheese.

Great cheese. All of this alien, these alien abductions all take place while people are sleeping. It's real simple. They're laying in bed at night. They have this unbelievable, realistic dream. They also have what's called sleep paralysis. Sleep paralysis is something that afflicts people where they're semi-awake

and they can't move their body because your body's just in a half-state of dreaming and awake. We call it REM sleep. So during this time, your brain is producing dimethyltryptamine. You're producing DMT. So you're tripping your balls off and you're having these weird fucking visions and you think you're aboard spaceships and shit.

That's a possibility. But after watching this documentary, another possibility is that they're drugging people and making them think they got it. Who's they? They. It could be anybody. They, bro.

It could be anybody. They. There is no they, dude. Everybody's cool. Bruce Buffer. Cron Grayson. Come on anybody. They. There is no they, dude. Everybody's cool. Bruce Buffer. Cron Gracie. Come on, Cron. I'm more excited about this fight than I am the...

Is this a co-main? Is this a co-main? Should be. No. One more. Vic Felder. Dude, his debut is like almost a co-main. This is probably the co-main.

No, this isn't a co-main. Felder. Yeah, there's another fight. Felder Vic. Cron looks thin and just ready. He's a beautiful looking Human being Handsome He's a model

Have you ever seen his dad Of course And his mom His mom was a supermodel She was? Yeah Wow Think about Hickson Gracie

And that level of girl That he would marry Think about that Think about that He'll give him some of that wine Yeah chewing Who wants wine? Are we chewing?

Who's chewing? Eddie Eddie you're chewing on the microphone Don't do that Don't do that I'll give him some more of that wine. Who wants wine? Are we chewing? Who's chewing? Eddie? Eddie, you're chewing on the microphone. Don't do that. Don't do that. People get crazy. Good thing I don't read social media anymore. This kid kills it.

This guy's a beast. Cesaris is a bad motherfucker. He really is. He's a vegan and Krohn's a pescatarian, so this is one for the people who don't read meat. What's a pescatarian? I'll take pescatarian for 5,000, please. I'm moving over to the fish pescatarian thing.

Red meat hurts me. When are you going to start sucking dicks? It sits in my body. Do pescatarians eat octopus? Guys, I'm opening up to you. Any fish, dude. That's like eating a dolphin. It is, dude.

They're too smart. They can feel it. They're smarter than dolphins. It's like eating an alien. I don't need it anymore. Dolphin and alien. Here we go. Here we go.

Come on, Crone. Crone will pull guard. Oh, yeah. He'll do everything. His closed guard is insane. Lighten that front leg up. anymore because i after i do this here we go here we go come on crone will pull guard pull yeah his clothes guard is insane leg up crone grace's clothes guard is insane so he will pull guard he submitted me from close guard yeah he submitted i don't believe that he submitted jt torres he submitted jt torres who's one of the best guys out there in abu dhabi 2013 in china from close but i'm surprised he's not he's not taking his dad's approach, which is that front leg side kick to the leg. Yeah, he does that.

He hit him with a left hand. He hurt him. Oh, shit. He's throwing some kung fu. Because Harris throws some wild shit. He's got so much more experience. It's so crazy. Kron's throwing some fucking hammers. I wouldn't mind if he just shot for a single He's throwing some

Yeah It's over It's over Game over Game over He's a clincher dude Fuck yeah It's not gonna be an easy takedown

He's gonna have to pull guard here He's not gonna be an easy takedown He's got that He's doing that Henzo Gracie Henzo Four minutes to work Oh shit

Henzo did that last time He's gonna take your back Joe Benavides took A guy down Three or four times in his last fight with that move. That's a legit move. This is a different animal, though. He's a different animal on your back. This is a real world class submission strangler. Oh!

It's over. It is over. It's so over. It's over. The ice cream. There's no way he's going to survive. He's fucked. No, you just hold that on. It's so over. It's over. The ice cream. There's no way he's going to survive. He's fucked. No, you just hold that on.

Shut your fucking mouth. It's fucking true, dude. Heal him off. He'll be fine. He's pulling the arm. He's got full strength in his arms. Archer back. He's got three and a half minutes.

Callan, if you were his corner man, what would you be yelling? Calm down. Archer back. Archer back. That's it. You're fine. That's it. He's pulling across.

He's got it. Turn towards it. It's under the net. It's over right there. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Damn it. No, it's a fucking wrap. No, You're fine. It's it. Arch your back. There he goes. Turn towards it. It's under the night. It's over right there. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Damn it. No, it's a fucking wrap.

No, it's over. It's a wrap. 100%. He's got that hat. Listen, I'm betting everybody. Oh, it's over now. Now it's over. It's 100%.

Now it's over. Now it's over. He's going to sleep. He's going to sleep. It's over right there. Go see them aliens. It's over. Woo!

Yeah! Fuck. Hey, I like Alex Ciceres a lot Me too He just shook his head Like what the fuck Dude He just shook his

He Alex just shook his head Like what the fuck is that It's the It's the Khabib phenomenon The minute he touches you You're You're done

No it's a different People don't understand Khabib doesn't choke people out like that No no it's a different thing Khabib's not like that No he just Gets you and punches you. There's a certain...

For 25 minutes. There's a certain phlegmy sound when people chew cheese on a microphone that's really disgusting. Dude, that's so crazy how good he is. He's so good. Look at this shit. He's so good. Look at this. He'll pull guard.

He basically pulled guard right there. Basically dragged him to the ground. But it's just... He's world class, man. It's a different animal. Because you wouldn't do that in wrestling. You wouldn't take a guy down like... If it was a wrestling match world class, man. It's a different animal. Because you wouldn't do that in wrestling. You wouldn't take a guy down if it was a wrestling match.

Look at this. It's just slow, squeaky. And Henry Gracie's doing a breakdown of it right now. Right now. Guys, check it out. This is how it'll happen. Right now. We're going to go over the breakdown right now.

That's so unbelievable. Chrome Gracie with amazing rear naked choke. Let's check it out, guys. Jesus. That's a huge win. That's a fucking big deal, man. Alex Caceres is a good fighter, but he doesn't know Gracie Jiu Jitsu. Let's go it out guys Jesus That's a huge win That's a fucking big deal man Alex Caceres is a good fighter But he doesn't know

Crazy Jiu Jitsu Let's go step by step He breaks that shit down Is his grandfather there Three or four times Is his father there Is his father there I'm sure he's there

I'm sure Or he's in the UFC You know he's Maybe not even watching Like surfing in Rio Or some shit He might not even know No no he was there

He might not even know For sure No Hickson was there He's balls deep In the most beautiful Brazilian we know Hey dude there's no no for sure no he's deep in the most beautiful brazilian we know dude there's no way hickson wasn't there i want to meet him i want to talk to him there's no way that they would show hickson and you never met hickson no we can set it up my friend we can set it up i love him i want to meet him he had the most interesting description of how

he finishes people he goes we start at a neutral point. He goes, and then we go to one. And he goes, when I move to one, I'm not going back to zero. He goes, I'm moving to two and then to three and then checkmate.

Yeah. He's not going back. He's a master. The fucking confidence. The confidence. Is this a blue cheese? What is this? This is some sort of

mold in this motherfucker. You brought a blue cheese, huh? And when you're ready, now we're all going to shit our pants today? When you're ready Do you not like blue cheese? I do

We got this beautiful cream Creamy French With the crackers though? That's going to be too much on the podcast Eddie doesn't even eat onions Are you pescetarian? Is that like a weird thing? I don't eat onions either

I don't eat onions either Why? You and I have a lot in common I love onions You both eat ass though right oh yeah only okay no i sure do i'm gonna i'm an american man why wouldn't you eat ass dogs though american i prefer a certain position where it's weird. You do the baby style where you preach their legs up like a baby?

Hands under the cheeks. And then you go down like Gene Simmons. You go, touch the butt a little bit. That's weak, son. You go doggy style eating ass? You gotta let them know you love them. You know what's up.

Okay. That's only for New Year's Eve. Look at Kron's hair Handsome bastard Look at his hair He just lets it go He's got a great school too Culver City in the house

Yeah, great school He got out of his Out of the shower And just shook it Shook it out It's in Culver City I just want to let everybody know That the earth is flat

Oh no Please don't do that Kron Oh dude, he's way down He called me up Out of the blue Are you still Flat earther Once you go flat

You never go back Oh really That's like going back To Santa Claus That's like believing In Santa Claus And then finding out That he doesn't exist

And then you go back To Santa Claus I'm not even trying To make a joke I thought you were off it For some reason Nobody goes off it It's like Santa Claus

Space is Santa Claus For adults No Eddie's off it But he has a, I thought- Nobody goes off it. It's like Santa Claus. Eddie's off it. Space is Santa Claus for adults. No, Eddie's off it, but he has a following now of Flat Arthur, so he can't- That's not true. Is that what it is? That's not true. You call this bluff? You call this bluff on Flat? He can't say it out loud.

Give me those candy crackers. You can't eat crackers on here. You never go back. I'm going to draw the line there. You're right, Bubba. This is a softer cheese, and I'm getting this beautiful knife a little bit tarnished. We're going to have to clean it. Chrome Gracie

shout out you know I was I was a a little concerned with Kron's fighting career because when he was on my podcast when we were discussing Flat Earth

he said that he doesn't know if fighting is for him there's a lot of pressure the family pressure and he was basically saying that he likes living without any pressure

and he doesn't know if he wants to keep fighting nothing wrong with that but but now you know when you listen to the countdown show and all that i can't believe that he said no he said you know what i realized that just teaching is like every day is like groundhog day and i'm not at my best when i'm just teaching i'm at my best when i'm training for something so i always have to be trained for something so i realize i realize i need to be fighting for something. So I realize I need to be fighting. So when I heard that, that's like he's evolving

and figuring himself out. This might be the beginning of some championship shit here for the UFC. Listen, if he gets his striking together and he did tag Caceres with a couple of punches, everybody who goes to the ground with this kid is fucked. What weight class was this? 145.

But guess what? Good luck with Max Holloway. Holler at your boy. I would love to see Krohn. Why do we do this? I'm going to say fucking Brian Ortega versus Krohn. What was this? 55? This was 45. That's 45?

When he was 12 years old, he wasn't that into jiu-jitsu. He was a little, he wasn't. He was skateboarding. He was skateboarding. And John Jock, we were outside of the tournament. And John Jock, we were walking. And Kron Gracie at 12 came by us and skateboarding, started doing some tricks.

And John, I'll never forget this. John Jock goes, that's the one right there. That's the one that's going to take over. I'm like, really? John Jock knew, that's the one right there. That's the one that's going to take over. I'm like, really? John Jock knew it because he's really tight with Hickson. How long has Kronen been striking? Do we know? Well, you know, I mean, he's been doing MMA fights.

He fought in Rizin. You know, he fought a few fights. The thing is, like, his striking is like his father's striking. It's just to understand it. It's not really to do it in terms of he's never going to be like Jorge Gagell. He's never going to stand in back. It's close distance and then grab you. Once you grab two, you're in big trouble.

Even Khabib will strike more than Krohn. Krohn is just going to get in, clinch up, and like you said, go from step one, step two, step three, not go backwards. He's dangerous. And Alex Caceres is tough as fuck. I wouldn't have been disappointed or shocked if Alex Caceres escaped a couple times on the ground and maybe stood up again and maybe Krohn got him in the third round. I wouldn't have been that surprised because Alex Caceres, he's been fighting for so long, he's squirrely on the ground.

Yeah, that's not an easy fight for you. Yeah, that's not an easy fight for your first UFC fight. And you only have four fights? That's a tough game. And he's beaten some good guys. Remember when he beat Sergio Pettis? Look at that, when Anthony Smith knocked out Shogun. Meanwhile, how good did fucking Shogun look in his last fight?

Shogun has made some sort of a crazy resurgence, man. Seriously? Yeah, man. His last fight, he was so savage. He was so savage and so aggressive. Who did he fight? Pull up who Shogun fought. He fought someone good, man. His last fight, he was so savage. He was so savage and so aggressive. Who did he fight? Pull up who Shogun fight. He fought someone good, man.

I thought he got murked. No, no, no, no, no. His last fight, he won by stoppage. And he looked like a fucking animal. He looked like the Shogun of old. Those old guys who keep doing it. What's that? Tyson Pedro.

Tyson Pedro. Oh, that's right. Pedro's a motherfucker. He's a motherfucker. That's right. He beat him in Australia. Is this guy going to fight Jon Jones? Is that what they're talking about? That's what we're talking about. This would be, that's right. And Pedro's a motherfucker. He's a motherfucker. Yeah, that's right. He beat him. Dude, Shogun's a beast. In Australia. Is this guy going to fight Jon Jones? Is that what they're talking about?

That's what we're talking about. This would be a highlight for him. Good luck with all that. Who would this gentleman be? I don't know. Anthony Smith. He's a beast, man. He is a beast.

He's a guy who knocked out Shogun. He's a beast, man. He knocked out Shogun, Ozdemir, Rashad. He's a beast. He's a very, very good fighter. And I think he's the type of guy that's going to rise to the occasion. I mean, I don't know if he's- I like where to the occasion. I mean, I don't know if he's... I don't know if he's...

How tall is he? I work for the organization. I don't know if he's capable of beating John because I legitimately feel like John is not just the best light heavyweight of all time. I think he's absolutely in the conversation for the best fighter of all time. I agree. There's three or four guys

that are in that conversation. I'm not throwing shit on Anthony Smith. This is Mighty Mouse who I think is the best fighter of all time i agree there's three or four guys that are in that conversation i'm not throwing a shame on anthony smith mighty mouse who i think is the best representative of martial arts i've ever seen there's no no i mean kane is the best heavyweight i've ever seen um but the best fighters i've ever seen i think fedor is in the conversation and i think anderson silva when he was in his prime when he was in his prime when he was in his prime he was a savage man best ever he was in his prime? When he was in his prime, he was a savage, man. I think best ever. He was an assassin. Look at this.

Cain Velasquez showing up. Purple. The biggest head ever. Looking sweet in that purple jacket. Woo! Luke Rockhold and Daniel Cormier said when he was healthy, he was the baddest man on the planet. Well, DC said to me, man, he goes, I can't beat that guy. Yeah. He goes, I can't beat that guy.

Oh, everyone tells me the changes. I'm like, nightmare. He goes, I thought about that when I was training with him. He goes, I can't beat him. Look, his corner man's got his headphones on, too. He's like, fuck it. Whatever he's listening to, I'm listening. His corner man came swagged up. He's a fantastic looking specimen. He's the specimen of all specimens. He's great. He really

is, man. Oh Oh there's three more fights There's three more fights We got a gal fight Courtney Casey All up in this bitch She's very good Soccer player NCAA soccer player

A while ago Soccer translates By the way That's what they say And Cynthia Calvillo She's a motherfucker Little team alpha male Yeah she's good

She's a beast She likes to fight too That girl likes to scrap This is good She has a Diaz She likes to fight, too. That girl likes to scrap. This is good. She has a Diaz mentality. Yeah, let's give these people some credit. Let's watch this fight.

And give me some more wine because I'm drunk. I'm getting a little tipsy. You can't be mad. Do you guys have anything to do after this? You want to get some steaks? I can't. What are you doing, bitch? My boyfriend, Andy Stumpf, is staying with me.

Is he staying with you? Yeah. He's here tomorrow on my podcast. He's doing your podcast? Yes. He's doing your podcast with you? Yes. He's a great guy. I love him. I have really good conversations with that guy. Really good conversations.

He's staying with you? Yeah. He's my boyfriend. Why don't you come with me on the podcast tomorrow? Your show's done, right? I could do that, but I have a podcast tomorrow. What is your podcast about? The Fighter and the Kid, you son of a bitch.

What is your podcast about? We haven't podcast in a long time. I'm a podcast owner. How often do you guys do podcasts? Fighter and the Kid. Brandon Schaub and Brian Callen do a podcast every Monday

and Wednesday without fail. Damn. Two days a week. Every Monday and Wednesday. How long are the podcasts?

They are as long as we choose. Three hours? Two hours? No. Usually two. Hour and a half. Two.

Two max. Interesting. Never longer than two. Interesting. I can't remember the last time we did two.

Usually hour and a half. Grew by 33% this year. There I said it out loud. I don't give a fuck. You and Chris D'Elia doing some stand-up together? Your podcast being interested by 33 this year there i said it out loud i don't give a fuck all right you and chris delia doing some stand-up together your podcast through by 33 this year yeah wow and that's why i'm that's why i'm mostly brendan it was all

brendan uh he runs the business and let's be honest i show up now here's the thing and then when i try to get involved watch this i go like this i go uh you need any help with the business it's not really a thing is it jesus christ it but uh but uh it's why i don't have to do local press and why i basically sold out the west palm beach improv which i've never done which is a big deal for me yeah that's huge i did that about 30 years ago i know i know listen i'm way behind you're the canary in the coal mine thanks for making me remember that did a bunch of those That was a different club That's a great club

The new club is giant The new club is about 600 people Well, Palm Beach If you have five shows You gotta sell about You should do Tinfoil Hat 4,500 tickets I bet Tinfoil Hat would do really well there

5,500 No, it's five We're doing 2,500 tickets Yeah About 2,500 tickets to sell out What? 2,500 tickets to sell out five shows I fell short of that I fell short of that.

I fell short of that, but I sold a lot. We're doing a show in Spokane at 4.20 in the afternoon. Stand up. Is that a mistake? Spokane where? Spokane Comedy Club? No, not if it's 4.20. Those stoners will show up, man.

On a Saturday afternoon? No, you're good. Not on April 20th. Just at 4.20. Yeah, yeah Yeah yeah yeah Perfect Something about when it's March 9th Find out when it is

We'll announce it right now You'll sell that motherfucker out When the sun is still out It's a little bit Tough for comedy Not for stoners That's true What are you talking about

Burt Kreischer does a morning thing He kills it You know who always did those Fucking Doug Benson He did the 420 shows He always did them. You do 420 in the afternoon on Sunday.

Spokane's actually a fun place. I was just there. Spokane's great. I've never been. And I drove down to Coeur d'Alene. Coeur d'Alene. Oh, beautiful. I'm doing Spokane somewhere.

I love Spokane. Coeur d'Alene is like God's country. Dude, I want to move there. Dude, I'm really confused right now. You're going to buy a place there. Where is this? Next to Kanye. Coeur d'Alene?

Next to Kanye? Is Kanye having a place there? to Kanye This is in Washington? That would be Idaho Is it beautiful? Dude, amazing I want to move there I saw it in a heartbeat What are we going to do?

We'd have to get all divorced Listen I had a friend of mine who went there And took a picture Of this lake This lake A hundred foot deep You could see the bottom Of the water

It's amazing Great restaurants Crystal clear You could see The bottom of the water Yeah You would love it Great restaurants

I've never heard of it Why have I never heard of it How have you never heard of Coeur d'Alene Fuck it's a secret bro Yeah I already started Looking it up proper

Seriously There is one issue It's like a Stomping ground For white supremacists. Whatever, bro. Where? Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

Yeah, that's what I heard, too. Don't let that scare you away. So Friday, March 8th, tinfoil hat me and Sam Tripoli are in Tacoma, but that 420 show is in Spokane on a Saturday. Spokane Comedy Club? March 9th. The Spokane Comedy Club. Were you there? Yeah, I love that place. Great room. Okayokane Comedy Club? March 9th. The Spokane Comedy Club. Were you there?

Yeah, I love that place. Great room. Okay, cool. I had a terrible apartment. I was like, I was like almost like, fuck that. 4.20 in the afternoon?

I'm drunk. I shouldn't have said that. But yeah, we're going to try that shit. I've been a terrible opener more than once in my life. I'll be at the, this Thursday,

I'll be at the Vogue Theater in Vancouver. Oh, this Wednesday, I'll be at the Ice House in Pasadena. That's the only show that we just, we haven. Oh. This Wednesday I'll be at the Ice House in Pasadena. That's the only show. We haven't even announced it yet. You go to the Ice House website because Monday night at the Comedy Store sold out.

Tuesday night at the Improv sold out. You got a spot on that Ice House? I'm going crazy. Yes. For you? 100%. I'm in. 100%.

Wednesday night at 10 p.m. Maybe I'll do it. 100%. You're in. You want to do a spot? What day? Wednesday night, 10 p.m. This Wednesday night? This Wednesday night 10pm this Wednesday night

I might be flying to Vancouver let's do it fight companion show at the fucking ice house in Pasadena Wednesday night it's in I can do that

I don't think I'm flying to Vancouver you can do it don't be scared I know when you're lying bro not going nowhere how weird is it that we actually did do a fight companion show

but it wasn't planned it just happened on one of the Sam shows one of Sam shows fight companion show if you guys are all planned. It just happened on one of the Sam shows. Oh, one of Sam shows. It was just this fight companion show. If you guys are all there, then I'm going to fucking do it. Let's do it.

Hey, Brian. I haven't announced it, so I haven't booked it. You fucking crush like a motherfucker. You know, I don't believe in anything you believe in, but I like to keep it honest. Like the earth being round. Yeah.

You mean taxes. We live on a ball and all that shit. You really don't believe we live on a ball? You're not serious. He's complimenting me. Hold on. Are you serious? He's complimenting me, man.

Don't ruin the compliment. When I get drunk, I get confused. I just want to... Because Eddie... Me and Eddie have some serious conversation. There's some stuff I do agree with Eddie on. Like what? Just certain stuff.

You can't talk about it. I can't talk about it. I don't want to die. With the flat earth. Brendan's is right there in the middle, man. I'm a middle man. Way more than anybody thinks. Oh, yeah.

Brendan's right fucking there. Oh, yeah. But my point was, we don't, when it comes to our beliefs, we're on opposite ends of the fucking spectrum. Do you understand that he fucks with you? But that doesn't mean

that I'm not going to compliment you. When I see you live, dude, you fucking smash, dude. Thank you. You fucking crush. Pasadena, Wednesday night You fucking smash, dude. You fucking crush. Pasadena, Wednesday night, 10 p.m. You can believe we live on a ball and all that shit. I think politically we're pretty

opposite. What do you think I am? I think you're a socialist. I'm not a socialist. You're so crazy. You're so crazy. That's what I thought. Thank God I'm wrong

Thank god I'm wrong A socialist I thought you were Are you out of your fucking mind I gotta be honest You give that vibe off Get the fuck A socialist

Both of you stop Stop No one talk He's fucking with both of you You understand what's happening Oh I got angry I got angry

He spilled A socialist Jamie Jamie God damn table up Bro listen to me right now. Look at me right now. I'm an American. I believe in the Constitution.

Really? Yeah, bro. You believe in gun rights? Yeah, I go on guns. Okay. Oh, my God. Are you fucking out of your mind? You think I'm a collectivist?

I'm a very, I'm not, I don't believe in free speech. Now that he's on your side. Free speech? Yeah. 100%. Free speech? Yeah, bro. You do? Okay, Ocasio-Cortez. You like her? I'm a very I'm not I don't believe Free speech Now that he's on your Free speech 100% Free speech Yeah bro You do

Okay Ocasio-Cortez You like her I don't like her Oh my god I love you She's 28 She doesn't know about You know I was really into her

Until she had this Clause You were into her No listen This is what I meant to Young people That are interested in Helping people

And changing the world I don't agree with A lot of her ideology But she had this one clause that was people who are unwilling to work. She wanted to give money to people who are unwilling to work. You're driving me crazy.

You're driving me crazy. Unwilling to work. What do you want, the snife, B? I mean, how about passing legislation for late-term abortions? What the fuck is going on? In New York, they're celebrating late-term abortions. They're celebrating it?

Yeah, they love it. Are they having a party? Yeah, they're partying. They're doing coke. They're doing all that shit for late-term abortions. They're into it. And how about this? Walls don't work.

What the fuck is going on with this world? By the way, Eddie, some of the walls don't work. You like the wall, Eddie? No more houses. You like the wall? Try going to Canada. You can't even though Eddie some of you like the wall Eddie no more houses you like the wall try going to Canada you can't even get into Canada if you had a fucking DUI

hold up stop you can't even go to Canada stop stop do you know there's no wall yeah there's no wall there's no wall between us and Canada

you can walk right through the woods that's right really people do it all the time with drugs come on bro did you not know that no I did not

I didn't know there's literally hundreds of miles of open woods we just walk right through. Well, you know, they don't have the same problem that we have with... Mexicans? Say it. Well, Eddie's Mexican, so he's good. Eddie, just because I'm a capitalist and a free market guy and I'm basically a libertarian

doesn't mean I'm a Trump guy. I didn't say you were. I didn't say you were. I didn't say you were. It's okay. We're all going to be fine. Cynthia Gavio, Everyone's on the same team when it comes to the America.

I'm in America. I think it's more than that. I would love to hear your points. You, you're a fucking problem. Who wants cheese? You're a problem, Brandon Chubb. You're a goddamn prankster. Do we have more wine?

Yeah, we got two more bottles. By the way, Brian Callen, your fucking wine choice is excellent. And the cheese, man. The cheese selection, excellent. It's what you do, B. I know what's up. The YouTube comments will be filled with hate for the smacking, phlegmy sounds. Sometimes you gotta say, fuck them, you know? I never read comments.

How about all the time? I never read them. How about stop commenting, boys? If you want to have a better life, stop commenting on any YouTube videos. I don't know anyone who is successful who goes on YouTube and comments. Do you think Michael Jordan's up on YouTube commenting? No. But you know what?

These guys that, you know, when you can comment on a video and the whole world's going to see it, it gives them power. Well, you know what it also is? It's like a message board that doesn't get censored. It's a very rare form of message board. It's the only one that doesn't get censored, right? Because Instagram, Twitter, you can do shit. Well, people think it gets censored, but what happens is people say you're spamming

and they mark your shit as spam and enough people do it, it gets voted down, it's hard to see. But you can find it ultimately. But the point is basically everyone can post what? Chewing on the mic

who's doing it? Eddie Jesus Christ bro my thing about negative comments is that I have read some and the thing is

I'm like well I kind of agree with you I'm not my own biggest fan so fuck off you're not going to say anything that I don't you know

kind of like yeah I'm not a big fan of myself either right I was going to say like oh no what are you saying about me? I talk too much? I'm amazed I've gotten as far as I've gotten with how little I feel about my work.

I think you've become, I think, I've known you for 25 years, and I believe you've become not only incredibly thoughtful, and you probably have made the biggest transformation of any friend I've ever had. And you've become somebody who listens and podcasts so well. I listen to your podcast all the time. Thank you. I do my best. You know, I made a mistake of listening to one of my early ones the other day.

I was like, Jesus Christ. Oh, no. You can't go back. Well, we were all so opinionated. I listened to one from like eight years ago. Like Higson says, don't go back. Listening to you now, listening to how you like listen and don't take a position and just are so open about everything that that pot debate i mean it's just unbelievable man well you know

what the pot debate was important to me because i legitimately think that there are people who should not smoke pot this is coming from someone who smokes a lot of pot you're a reasonable human being i i see it and i'm not a zealot i see it i see it in people i see there's people that shouldn't fucking do it and there's people that it does make them lazy there is everybody's brain reacts differently to caffeine to nicotine correct to fucking all the drugs yeah and there are some people that i legitimately feel like have a really hard time with thc whether especially in edible form i think edible form is i think it's legitimately one of the most potent psychedelic drugs that's freely available. I called the Poison Control Center after I ate a brownie.

Okay, I was that fucked up. That's legit. But with the CB, I called Arden Lang. I called Arden Lang. Red Band called the cops on himself. That's hilarious. Dude, I woke Arden Lang up. I woke him up because Arden is a seasoned drug addict.

And back then, I had eaten a brownie. And I didn't know what was going on with me. And I said, dude, I think I'm dying. And he goes, you're not dying. I go, I can't feel myself breathe. I can't hear my heart. How old were you at this time? 30.

30. 12. If they made edibles illegal, I would understand. I wouldn't like make a sign and watch. Well, I don't think they should be illegal. Like, I don't think guns should be illegal. I believe in legalization. Edibles might.

The CBD, though. Education education i believe in education and i think there's one of the things that i'm trying to do and it's one of the things i was trying to do with that pot debate podcast is let people know hey i've taken some pretty zealot like positions in the past where i was like everybody should smoke pot don't listen to me from three years ago right listen to me from right now right everybody should not smoke pot and if you're thinking about smoking pot, smoke a little tiny bit. Just like this. It's like alcohol. Don't finish the whole bottle of vodka.

Have one shot. Don't be an idiot. The one thing that I've always said, because I've influenced a lot of people to smoke pot, but the one thing that I've always said for the last 20 years is I've always said this, that I don't think you should start smoking weed until you're at least 28. I've always said that. That's great. That's great advice. Always. I never said 21,

15. I feel that fully develop, know who you are, become who you are, and then smoke weed. That way you can tell the difference between what the pot is doing to you and what you are without the pot. Well, not only that, your frontal lobe does not fully form until you're 25. So 28 is a good time.

To that point, they say you shouldn't play football or fight or spar or anything like that. I think you shouldn't play football, period. But you let people fight? Joey Diaz sent me this link, or he told me about, rather, this HBO Real Sports that they did on, that's enough. I want some more cheese. That is enough wine for Eddie. I want some more cheese. You know, I love Eddie because he's such a good person.

HBO Real Sports on football with his kid was 10 years old. This 10-year-old kid had a double concussion. He had a concussion and another one right afterwards, and he committed suicide at 12. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Here's my thing with this, though, in football. 99% of people aren't like that, though. Like, that kid probably wasn't going to have problems

whether he had the concussion or not down the road. Well, it's 80-04. Football just exaggerated that. He might be an outlier. You know where you see the proof, though, is in the retired NFL players that get into commentating? Michael Irvin's doing it. You would see, you would hear it in their speech.

Yeah. But, like, Troy Aikman, for instance, he's had, like, 100 concussions. He's fine. But like Troy Aikman for instance, he's had like a hundred concussions. But he's one of the best commentators out there. Tony Romo's had a truckload of them. Serious concussions. Guys like Junior Seau. But hold on, you know, Rhonda Patrick actually detailed this in length.

There's actual scientific evidence about APO4. There's a type of, there's a genetic thing. He did it. If you have that, do you not have that? I'm on the good a genetic thing. Yeah, there's a genetic thing. He did it. If you have that... He did it. Do you not have that? I'm on the good side of it.

Good. Perfect. Beautiful. You're all right. So you still get damage, but it's not the same kind of damage. The CTE risk is less. Yeah. CTE is... What were you going to say?

This cheese will knock your dick in the dirt. No, this is a new one I just opened up. Yeah, that's fucking... That's the smoke good. I don't fuck around. Dude, this is a new one I just opened up. Yeah, that's fucking, that's the smoke gooder. I don't fuck around. Dude, this is a Cypress G Midnight Moon goat milk.

Where'd you get this? What do you got? Don't worry about where the fuck I get it. What do you wear when you walk into the door? Dude, I wear a robe. I always wear a robe

and I go into a cheese cave. All right? The cave where it smells like where they're hanging it. Where they're hanging it. Hey, you know where I want to take you? And I inspect the goats

and the cows. You know where I want to take you? And I inspect the goats and the cows. You know where I want to take you? Where? APL. APL restaurant. Where's that? Adam Perry Lang. He has a steakhouse where I ate a 380-day dry-aged New York strip.

I'll eat the fuck out of that. It's amazing. 380 days? 380 days. More than a year. That's rotten as fuck, huh? It's weird. It's not because it's all like 35 degrees.

You ever seen a picture of dry-aged beef? I saw it. It's disgusting. No, huh? It's weird. It's not because it's all like 35 degrees. Have you ever seen a picture of dry aged beef? I saw it. It's disgusting. No, no, no, no, no. He brought out the photos of the meat. It looked delicious. Yeah.

I mean, it was red and gorgeous. You don't like it? Eddie doesn't like onions. Dude, there's no onions in this cheese. Eddie, there's no onions in the cheese. It's not onions. There's garbage right there. It's delicious, man.

How dare you? Eddie, it's nutty and sweet. What's the problem? God, it's sweet. Well, you know how there's genes for brain damage? It tastes not onions. It's garbage right there. It's delicious, man. How dare you? Eddie, it's nutty and sweet. What's the problem? God, it's sweet. Well, you know how there's genes for brain damage? It tastes like shit. There's also genes for flat earth belief and bad cheese taste. Apparently bad cheese and flat earth go together.

This is delicious. How can you not like this? Isn't this a good fucking cheese? Try it again, bro. I think you had a bad one. I'm not bringing you to APL. I'm all over that. Where is this place? I want to take you. It's on Vine in Hollywood. It think you had a bad one. I'm not bringing you to APL. I'm all over that. Where is this place?

I want to take you. It's on Vine in Hollywood. It's Adam Perry Lang's place. It's fucking amazing. Dude, don't. Hey, I got something to say. What? We don't do dinners enough.

We don't. We don't. Let's wait until we're old. We don't do this shit enough. This fucking guy goes home and sits there, nom, nom, nom, eating your little snacky poos. Yeah. Pizza. And I believe that dinners are very important.

I agree. I have somebody come to my house and cook. I know. I have people over. Never invite you because you won't come over because you're like, nah, I'm too busy. Don't invite me either. I know.

You have a chef come over and cook? Yes, I do. Or some guy, you know? No, I have a chef. Yeah, he's actually a good chef. I have a chef come over. Who comes over? Just 12 dudes.

We get our dicks out and we rock hard. Dude, you know where we need to go Is Crossroads We need to go to Crossroads Travis Barker's vegan place I'm down So John Joseph Invited me this

What is it Wednesday Fuck it might be Wednesday Wednesday you're going to Fucking Pasadena asshole Yeah You've committed The fans of my tickets

It's this Wednesday We're going to do that When we're going to Pasadena We're doing a fight companion show We can eat and then go It's already sold out By the time we mention it on this podcast. You can't back out for a dinner. Don't be a dick.

Hey, I'll be in Salt Lake March 1 and 2. What do you want to eat? Eat some cucumber pasta? God. I know. March what? March 1 and 2. Wise guys.

I know. Wise guys. Brian Gallant. Shout out to Keith, the owner. How great is he? Keith's my favorite owner. I love that guy. You know why?

Keith knows sports. We can talk sports in the back. His brother was the offense coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide. Wow, I didn't know that. Me and him talked deep sports. Jesus. They appreciate the fuck out of comedy at that place, too. Yeah, they do.

That's one of the most underrated clubs in the country. 100%. Oh, it's top five. They have this weird thought about Salt Lake. Because of Mormons? Yeah. My parents live in Deer Valley, so they come to my show, bring all their friends. Dude, there's a place next to Keith's Wise Guys called Red Iguana Mexican Food.

Bro, my girl's Mexican as fuck. This place is so good. Red Iguana? Red Iguana. She can handle it? She hasn't been there, but I went there. She's Mexican? What?

I thought your wife was Cuban. She's so Mexican, bro. Cuban. She was Miss Mexico, wasn't she? Yeah. Look at this. Cynthia Cavillo trying to get that strangle on Courtney Casey. One thing I was talking about, too, Dustin.

We're so into this fight. I was talking to Dustin and Tiago. I was talking about how your lifetime is not enough to learn MMA. It's hard to everything. Yeah, and you're always having to keep up and always having to train. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. I saw your boy, the guy who needs that guy in the head the child that guy giant pro bowler black

guy oh you saw greg hardy yeah did you punch him in the face no he's a giant and i remember we had kind of bad mouth him like i don't know anything about him so i didn't want to be but i was like you were saying stuff and i was like yeah can i and i saw you did not go bad on me in front of greg no i would have though because i was i'm a coward did you guys talk no i didn't know i saw him and i knew that that we'd gone kind of bad on the podcast i go hard in the pain so i i saw him and i was at american dancing i was like and i said to jimmy burke jimmy burke was when i go jimmy jimmy i go that guy i think i bad-mouthed him or i was at least didn't i was kind of like yeah i go he's so trying to go i gotta

take a shower but i just gotta sneak over because when i went in there a bunch of guys were like hey because they all want to listen to the podcast i was like a celebrity and i thought he was there and i was just i legitimately was what's he gonna do beat you up no but i just yeah i would have flown down there and choked him out 30 seconds as i'm dying brandon's gonna get you For this He is Impossibly large What Played for the Dallas Cowboys

What position DN Pro ball Oh my Phenomenal athlete Phenomenal athlete Just hits women So I can't fuck with it

That's kind of my thing Allegedly I don't like Allegedly Well no He did get convicted of it Oh Yeah

Alright well But maybe he's re Kind of you know Well let's be honest. Maybe he found Jesus. Hold on a second. OJ Simpson got acquitted. So let's settle the fuck down on convicted and acquitted.

Well, but he did charge guilty in civil court. Yeah, civil. Yeah. We all know he killed him, right? The glove does not fit. You must acquit. We all know he killed him. Come on.

Let's be honest. OJ Simpson's a bad defense. I know nothing. I know nothing. But I'm saying that's the reason why he's looking at it that way. Yeah. He might be a great guy. Maybe he might get along. Might start a podcast together. I know nothing. I'm saying that's the reason why looking at it that way. Yeah. He might be a great guy. Maybe he might get along.

Might start a podcast together. I don't know. He seemed like he was very well liked because the guys around him were just all, I mean, he seemed like. Because they're all terrified. I put out a text. Should I have OG on my podcast? Yay or nah?

I said hell yeah. You should. Why wouldn't you? I can't. I can't. He's not going to open up about me. He's not going to open up. He did in that one interview where he was like.

Sasha Baron Cohen? Hypothetically, this is what I did. Remember that? He wrote a book. open up about it. He's not going to open up. He did in that one interview where he was like, hypothetically, this is what I did. He wrote a book. He wrote a book, If I Did It. You could talk to him about what life is like now. You should do one of those interviews. Can we do, like, If I Did It Part Two? His life is not as weak. Is Ye going to do your podcast?

Yeah, these are all lies. These are all lies. Just want to let the audience know that this is not real and just let them go off. Come on, man. I'm hip as fuck. That's so silly. Get in there, dude.

52 but hip. Did you guys ever see when OJ did a music video after he got acquitted? He was doing rap. Yeah, he was doing rap. That's why we're friends, dude. That's why we're friends. Have you seen it? It's amazing.

It's amazing. What? Yeah, yeah. He's hanging out with all these hot girls. White hoes. He's like dancing. Yeah, Jamie, pull It's amazing. It's amazing. What? Yeah, he's hanging out with all these hot girls. White hoes. He's like dancing. Yeah, Jamie, pull up the O.J. Simpson music video. Pull that shit up, Jamie. Get juiced. I've never heard of it.

It's called Get Juiced. Guys, Get Juiced. And he's fucking one of them. Can we play it? One of them was his girlfriend in the video. How crazy is it that he beats that rap and then he gets thrown in jail for some stupid shit? The stupidest of stupid shit. We're kidnapping. Look at this. We can't listen to it, but watch this. Get juiced.

Look at him. He's got a crown on. Just think about it. He cut his fucking ex-wife's head off. He went to Miami and got weird. With a kitchen knife. And look at him in there dancing. That's him?

Yeah. And this is right when he gets out, too. Look at him. They all got titties out. Get juiced. It's uncensored. Look at this. A porn channel.

Uncensored video. Look at it. OJ Simpson wearing a wig, dressing up like Elvis after he's murdering people. That's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. This is like two years after he got acquitted. Just think about that. He murdered two people less than ten years before he made this video, and he's dancing around with these hoes. That is bizarre.

I want to know who these girls are. Some hoes. When he got to Miami, they said he fucked all the girls lined up to fuck OJ Simpson. After he got acquitted? After. I believe it. How creepy is that? They want to fuck murderers, man. Richard Ramirez is banging bitches. Let's talk about that. What do you think that is?

I have an idea. It's not all girls. It's a small percentage of girls. What is that? I think that it's probably primordial. I think it goes back to the alpha male who kills and rules with ruthlessly and i think that there seems to be there there's probably a feeling of safety if you can align with that with the biggest baddest male but yeah but he's killing women but then power lifters would have so i think that so i think that is also the idea that if I can tame him, that there's a challenge to that.

There's a – I know. You're certainly fucked up, you know, right? I have been with many women who are drawn to badass criminal killers. So why are they with you? I don't know. That's exactly what I was going to say. Because I train a top team. I was about going to say. Because I train a top team. I was about to come on.

Because I train a top team. I had to jump to the gun. I know. My wife is in things that, like, thought Tony Soprano was sexy as fuck, even though he had a belly and everything else. Because he was choking everybody with a wire. He was just a fucking dangerous guy. And same thing when you watch a Narcos of Pablo Escobar.

Even dudes are, like, rooting for him. He's a fucking murderer. There's something about him. And, like, dudes are, like, Tony Montana, for instance. even dudes are like rooting for him. He's a fucking murderer. There's something about... And like dudes are like, like Tony Montana, for instance. Yeah. You were rooting for him

when he died at the end. Every time you watch Scarface at the end, you're like, what are you doing? Get the fuck out of the house. Dude, you're the mouse king. You're giving us all the...

You're the mouse king today. I'm really... Don't give me no more of that shit. You good? I don't trust anyone. He's just fucking cheese quarter to his head.

Don't chew in front of the mic. The whole key to making people happy as well as doing a good show is don't chew on the mic. You're correct. You're doing it right now. This fight can't get over soon enough. Oh, how dare you? This is a good scrap. You know, it's a great fight.

I remember when Courtney Casey and Felice Herrig, they literally, one of the things we were talking about during the commentary was like they never moved from the same spot. They literally stayed in the same spot. Like Courtney stayed in one spot felice bit stayed in the same spot good no no it was weird they were just standing in front of each other and courtney's uh felice spit blood on her jesus christ really really just your boy head and brow got dealt with i heard limbs luke sanders a bad motherfucker he came out of him RFA champ Really White guy White guy Early dreads Nashville Born and raised He's a beast Cool hand Luke's

No motherfucker I mean he's no one To fuck with I felt bad for Head and brow Yeah He used to be So good

TJ ruined him Are we gonna see TJ Cejudo At 35 I would like to see It again at 25 TJ wants it at 25 That fight would

Stop too soon I think he wants it at 35 Well It would be good for Cejudo It would be good for TJ If it's at 25 I really believe that I think it'd be better at 35

I mean 35 It'd be better for Cejudo Because it would give him the chance To be champ champ What do you do with the Flyweight division There's no one there Well you could

You could have one more big fight There's a few guys There's a few guys coming up. Yeah, so what's the plan with 25? Joey Benavidez. They're about to cut it? Yeah, Benavidez. They're about to cut it? They're thinking about it.

Oh, they haven't made the final decision? No, no, no. Look, Dana could do whatever the fuck he wants. He's the kingpin. He could have CM Punk fight at 125. He could have CM Punk cut one of his feet off. They could, and then fight there. They should have, if they do keep 125, have Joey Benavidez fight Henry Cejudo for a championship.

Mm-hmm. Who's next for Cyborg? Very, very, very close championship. Who's next for Cyborg? Very close fight. Who's next for Cyborg? Cyborg who? The female? Female. Hey, who won that fight? Cejudo or Benavidez when they fought?

Cejudo by split decision. That's right. Cejudo only lost one fight. Yep. Yeah. Just TJ. Yeah. But that was a close one.

What did you say about Cyborg? What was that? What did you say about Cyborg? No, no. Cejudo lost to DJ. Yes. I thought you said TJ. No, Oh, I thought you said TJ. No, DJ.

I might have said TJ. I meant DJ. Oh, if I did. What did you say about Cyborg? What's next for her? Amanda Nunes put her on another planet. Amanda Nunes too? Amanda Nunes says she'll fight Holly Holm and then she's out.

Why not? She's going to retire? Yeah, why not? She's done. She's done. She's a goat. I'm with her too. I love Amanda Nunes. What else is there to do? Yeah, she's just going to... She's like, what am I done She's done I'm with her too I love Amanda Nunes

What else is there to do Yeah she's just gonna She's like what am I gonna do Stick around and do what Naked Make money No no no She has money

She's gonna be sucking She's gonna be naked With a pink fur coat on Sucking titties Yeah all that You know what I don't think she's made enough money To be talking about retirement

She's made millions of dollars Millions Millions She's made millions Biggest woman fighting in history Whoever cyborg She made a lot of money That's not enough money to be talking about retirement. She's made millions of dollars. Millions? Millions. She's made millions. Biggest woman fighting in history, whoever Cyborg. She made a lot of money for that Cyborg fight. That's not enough money, though. What about all those boxers like Julio Cesar Chavez and all those guys?

They all come back. They retire, and then they think. Yeah, but they're men. Then they get used to that money. They get used to the, oh, my God, I have $3 million. Then in two years, they go, oh, my God, I only have $2 million. Chris Cyborg explains why she's at WWE Performance Center Oh my god

She's going to go to WWE and challenge Ronda Rousey Oh shit Can you imagine if her and Ronda Rousey have a god damn WWE type match Yeah I can That's probably how that ends You think that's how it ends This fight's over we didn't watch 30 seconds of it

Oh dude it was a good one though Based on the look on The podcast is the best It's over. We didn't watch 30 seconds of it. Oh, dude, it was a good one, though. Based on the look on- I like to throw those comments in the air. The podcast is the best. The best. It's my favorite. What's this movie, you guys? Guys, this is my next-

It's a video game, B. Welcome to 2019. Does my neck look jacked? I'm going to do that iron neck. Is it stiff? I like when Brennan goes, when you're talking about duty, I think I have extra meat on my neck, and Brennan kind of, there's a pause, and Brennan goes goes do you really need a thicker neck or i do i got real problems i always think about you guys trying to get bigger i'm trying to get that guy who choked out that mountain lion

i always think of that mountain lion 85 pounds son of a bitch shut the fuck up i know everything i know everything about this case i heard it was 40 listen to me motherfucker i know everything about this case. Was it 85 pounds? I heard it was 40. Listen to me, motherfucker. I know everything about this case. Look at him find the cat. Listen to me, motherfucker. The cat was half eaten by another cat by the time the rangers got to him. So they don't know how heavy it was?

No, no, no, no. They know exactly how big it is. It's just like the black guy off the other side. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. They know the frame of the cat. How do we know? It was a juvenile cat.

It was 85 pounds. 85 is huge. Yes, big cat. That's a police dog. No, no, no. It's big for a police dog It's not big for a cat No

It's a juvenile cat 150 pounds I know everything about this case I want to get that guy Whoever you are Gentlemen Sir Find this man's name

I want to get you in here I'll pay your medical bills No Travis Kaufman You don't pay his bills Travis Kaufman Yes I do Travis Kaufman

You bad motherfucker I'll pay your medical bills Wait I want to know how he did it Tell me everything Stomped on his nut When I heard it was 40 pounds I didn't care It bit him from behind

He sensed something was there It jumped him from behind He got a wild scramble It bit his face He's got this giant gash On his face It was a wrestling match And he got his fucking foot

On this thing's neck Let me see the pictures He hit it with a stick too I have skeptical hip eyes No no He killed this fucking cat With his goddamn bare hands And there was a stick Right there on the side skeptical hippo eyes. No, no. He killed this fucking cat with his goddamn bare hands. And there was a stick right there on the side.

And it weighed 35 to 40 pounds. It's in the woods, bro. There's sticks in the woods. Excuse me, sir. And he's like, the world's not round, but sticks aren't fake. Sir, sir, sir. Sticks aren't real. Sir, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife, it weighed 35 to 40 pounds.

No, no, no, no, no, no. So fuck that cat. It was when it was dead. That's a cat. When it was dead. He was a baby. He killed a baby cat. Wait a minute. Find another one that said 85 pounds. Yeah, there was one today.

I saw it today. Stop reading fake news, bro. Find another one. Stop reading fake news. I'm a catologist and I can tell you right now. What is a catologist? I'm an expert on cats. Find another one. Google man gets attacked. Oh, he has a scratch on his face. A starving baby.

A starving baby. Yes! Fuck that guy! You fucker shit! This is fake news. This is fake news. He killed a baby! Starving baby.

That line's separate. They fucked this fucking guy. He killed a fucking kitten, man! Find another one. This bullshit. I was listening to Steve Rinella's podcast today, and he said it was 85 pounds as well. Well, Steve got that info. What do they call those fish stories?

What do they call them? Fish stories. Fish stories. That's what they call them. That's a fish story. That thing was sleeping in a den, and he stomped its face. You son of a bitch. That guy.

He murdered that man. He murdered that man. He fucking murdered that man. He murdered that baby, man. He should get arrested for that shit. In fact, in fact, the thing had already been eaten by another one.

It had already been eaten by another one. Hey, hold on. We were just fucking with you and it turns out there's some real legit shit that it's... What do you got? We were just fucking with you.

I just typed in 85 pounds to see what comes up. There's three articles. One says 40. One says 85. One says 50. One says 110 to 180 pounds. Oh, my God.

Well, that one's bullshit. Whoever wrote that article needs to kill themselves. This man's a murderer. We fucking should tell him. PETA should go after him. You're not going to kill a 180-pound cat. Absolutely not. But you might kill an 80-pound cat.

And for sure a 40-pound cat. For sure. He came across that. You can't kill a 40 pound cat you're a pussy. Bro the thing was already eaten and he took the nails

and he scratched his own face. Did you see his face? Hey listen listen find the one that says 85 pounds and put it up

on the screen. You don't know hey Joe he doesn't know any stuff. Did you see his face? He got a little scratch. Got a couple scratches.

Go borrow bro. Well that was a month ago bro. You know what dude that's just like the Empire guy. No. Yeah, dude.

Thank you. The Empire guy. He's Jesse Smollett. Yes. He's the Empire guy. Okay. Let's ask this question. How does the Empire guy recover?

He doesn't. Can't. No. He's done working in Hollywood. He's done. How do you recover? He'll probably do something on Logo TV or some shit. First of all, he's going to get prosecuted.

The black community is ridiculing him now. And he's done. Because he's a liar. And he asked for all that support, too. The director of Empire went on and was like, I can't believe someone did this. Dude, he goes like this. He goes, I fought back. His sister's hot.

Yeah, I fought back. I fought back. Dude, did you see his interview with Robin from fucking Good Morning America? No. He's like, and the people that think I'm making this up. What? Why would'm making this up. What? Why would I make this up? Like full blown performance.

Wow, what a scumbag. It's called a bad guy. There's an internet comment, 85 pounds thing. I can't find one. What? Yeah. I know. It's a 20 pound cat.

It's a 10 pound mountain lion. It's a fucking house cat. Jamie, how dare you? You know what? Even if it was a kitten. Look at Felder. Look at Felder. I love Felder.

It's still a mountain lion. So there's some, at least he killed a mountain lion. No, no, no. Trivia question. Trivia question. He murdered that mountain lion. Trivia question. What did Paul Felder major in in college?

Theater. Physics. Theater. Come on, bro. How about that? There's a hilarious picture. Smart guy. Hold on.

John Anik was doing research today, or yesterday, and he put up on his Instagram one of the pics of Paul paul felder from his uh theater days it's hilarious it's hilarious he looks like like a geisha look at that oh wow he looks like a sucker a complete badass no he looks like step King in drag. Look at him. I'm not prepared to make fun of him because he's such a badass. He looks very similar to Stephen King. What?

To me, he looks like Stephen King's son. A young Stephen King? I can see that. A young Stephen King. I don't see that. Really? Oh, my God. He's spot on.

That's fucking amazing. Jamie, what's going on with that screen? Why does it keep blinking in and out? Still fucking up? No, it's just that. What a great picture. Oh, my God. I'm trying to think

of who he looks like. Who's the... Felder is as bad as... Hey, I love John Anik. How about John Anik goes, please don't elbow me in the face for sharing this? Maybe that's a Halloween pic.

You don't know. No. Maybe that's Halloween. He was in a play. He was playing... I dressed up as a chick for Halloween a couple times. There he is all handsome.

He's fucking rugged. He's a man, bro is all handsome He's fucking rugged He's a man bro Man Manly man He's a man Felder I think Felder I mean He can beat anybody in the world

At the right time I mean I don't think anybody He's not a kick walk for anyone He's definitely a tough dude Tough as shit I mean he went The full three rounds With Barboza

And took some Ferocious shots Yeah He's an amazing tough dude. Tough as shit. I mean, he went the full three rounds with Barboza and took some ferocious shots. He's an amazing commentator, too. Yeah, very, very good. I really enjoyed doing commentary with him. Damn. Who's that? Danny Castillo. Dude, we've ate six wheels of cheese.

Have we really? What's that? Quick correction on something you guys were just talking about. 85-pound mountain lion? No, Suhudo also lost To Benavidez Oh Benavidez Split decision

So you already beat him I thought he lost Shout out to Joey Benavidez Shit I didn't know that Best style in the UFC To Joey Benavidez Jamie correcting us By the way

Joey Benavidez One of the nicest guys On the planet He's a great guy The nicest One of the nicest guys And his wife Megan Olibi

Amazing The two of them together I root for them With everything they do Every time I see them I go have kids nicest guys on the planet is a great guy nicest one of his wife megan olivi i'm also amazing the two of them together i root for them with everything they do every time i see them i go have kids yeah you need to have kids right now amazing people four foot eleven babies oh how dare you athletic though athletic with apple bottoms they're gonna be in a circus yes bitch that'd be a very adorable there's no circus by the time those kids get older are there still circuses yeah in fucking weird places like like you know weird fucking middle of the country and stuff no i'm talking about america the ring

the ringling shit's done because you can't have elephants anymore i'm out yeah you want to talk about tough people like azerbaijan we don't there are a lot of fighters there that are waiting to get visas just like with daghestan there's all the for mma and wrestling in Azerbaijan is their national sport. Well, there's that one. My buddy's there now. He's working there. And he said his son is in a wrestling club. There's a wrestling club everywhere.

And he said all these kids from literally from 8 to 16 years old, they're all wrestling. Guy comes out with mouthpieces and boxing gloves, no headgear. And all the kids are like, yeah. They start cheering. Put on their gloves, put in the mouthpieces and start banging. Well, they need nuclear physicists so they can compete with us in the global world war. Azerbaijan's the next country to look for.

The thing is, that shit, that's great if you want cage fighters. You know, Oppenheimer flipped the switch on all that shit. This is very true. If you want to really run the world, you can't do it Mongol style anymore. But it's a country

Where masculine power is Oh that's How dare you Oh shit That's the queen Who painted that Taylor Boss Fuck it's good

Yeah he did a great job man Look at her eyes He painted for me And I looked at it And the first time When I saw it in the flash I was like That needs to be

In the fucking studio Fuck it's good Looking over us He does a great Look at her eyes That's a good artist right there Yeah I know Taylor's amazing He did the Hendrix Out in the fucking studio looking over us. He does a great, look at her eyes. That's a good artist right there. Yeah, I know. Taylor's amazing.

He did the Hendrix out in the hallway too. Yeah, he's painted expression in her eyes. Do you think I have a Hendrix problem? How many fucking Hendrix paintings?

You love Hendrix, huh? The reason why this show is called The Joe Rogan Experience is Hendrix. Jimi Hendrix Experience. I probably listen to Hendrix more than I listen to

any human being on the planet Earth. You love him. Love him. I don't know about that. Led Zeppelin's right there. Led Zeppelin's right there. I feel that way about Zeppelin I was about to say. Ze on the planet Earth. You love him. Love him. I don't know why I picked up a guitar. Maybe Led Zeppelin's right there. Led Zeppelin's right there. I feel that way about Zeppelin. I was about to say, Zeppelin to me is my number one.

No, for me. He's saying for me. But I think I've listened to Hendrix more. It's just like he was so pure. He was so free. What did he die from? Died at 27? From drugs.

No one dies from drugs. No one knows what happened. Them drugs, bro. There was a story. The official story is drugs. Yeah, the official story is drugs. Eddie Hibby, story is drugs But this is where Joe turns into a conspiracy There's a conspiracy His manager

His manager was a gangster There was a guy who was one of the henchmen for his manager That said the manager killed him because the manager was leaving him The one thing that supports that is That it was weird that he died Choking on his own vomit And he didn't have heroin in his system There's some weirdness to it but then the other part of it is that the girlfriend hendrix girlfriend was allegedly committed suicide by jumping off a roof but

the henchman says they threw her off a roof because she knew yeah white chick was she knew that well that was the other thing that's disappointing about hendrix if you hear that hendrix used to beat his girlfriend. But that might have been... Smear campaign. That's like Richard Pryor, too. We talk about how he hit his wife and shit. Well, Richard Pryor also did a lot of coke and fucked everyone. Richard Pryor...

There's also rumors he sucked dick. Not rumors. No, his ex-wife confirmed it. Like, he fucked Marlon Brando. Who? I don't believe it. Richard Pryor? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't believe it. No, shut the fuck up, you don't believe it. Haveryor? Yeah yeah I don't believe it No shut the fuck up You don't believe it Have you seen it? Back in the day man Back in the day Real shit His wife came out

With a whole thing on it In the 60s and 70s She was smearing him No bro No no no She was saying Hey it was okay back then Marlon Brando?

Dude Marlon Brando Sucked the meanest dick In Hollywood He fucked everybody But the story is That back then Push your shit in I've never done coke

But when you do coke And you're in the 60s and 70s Apparently Those guys were just fucking Whatever was in front of them Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know They were gay, bro

Mick Jagger and David Bowie did that shit Yeah, well she was saying Pryor's wife was saying Her exact quote, I think Was you'll fuck a radiator If you get enough coke in front of you You guys That's her trying to deal with that

You guys want to do some coke? No What? Jesus Maybe No No, Marlon Bro. You don't believe me?

I was like, maybe David Bowie, maybe Mick Jagger. Maybe David Bowie? Didn't they get their stomach pumped or something like that? No. That was Rod Stewart. But that was like that Richard Gere gerbil myth. Dude, Keith Urban would jack you off with his feet. It might be real.

But we talked about it. Do you think the Richard Gere gerbil thing was real? But you know what the thing about the Richard Gere thing is? He fought more girls in the world. He's straight. No, no, no. But the whole thing, the Richard Gere gerbil thing apparently came right after he left Scientology. That's the real...

He was in Scientology? Yes. Okay, that's a smear campaign. They found some lettuce in his underwear as well. But it's such a good smear campaign. When I first met... Lettuce. I just don't like lettuce.

When I first met Eddie, Eddie and I talked about this because he grew up in LA. I grew up in Boston. We both heard the Richard Gere story at the same time. With no internet. Exactly. His motherfucker spread across the country. Oh, it was a huge. They were good at it.

It was a huge. They were good at it. You know, he just had a baby and he's 85,000 years old. Yeah. Dude, still doing it. By the way, by the way, Jamie, bring up young Richard Gere. Look at how sexy he is with his shirt off. Hey, how about Officer and a Gentleman?

Oh, stop. I got nowhere else to go. I love that movie, dude. I got nowhere else to go. I love that movie and I love that scene. Oh, it was amazing. How good is Louis Gossett Jr.? Oh, what happened?

God damn, he was good. He won an Oscar for that, or was nominated. He was incredible. If he didn't win, the world's fucking terrible. He's a great actor. Did you ever watch him in Unfaithful? And you watch it with his chick by cheating on him? It was so awkward.

You can't do that on stage. Hey, man, what are you, drunk, bro? No, that's an old movie. That's an old movie. That's a great movie. That's like a 10-year-old movie. It's a great movie. Look at him.

Look at him. Look at him. Beautiful. Dude, he was the shit when he was younger, man. Yeah, but he didn't have any kids until his lows were fucking like 380 days. Right there. Right there. New York strip. Right there. New York strip.

Right there. Beautiful. He steals your girl all day long. He's all right. What? Listen, I beat that guy to death in front of his mom. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

He's vulnerable. He cries. Dude, a young Clint Eastwood beats that. Nah. Listen, I was a handsome boy when I was young. You were cute too, but gear. How about that picture of you and I in the 90s? I know.

Going to fucking. I know. You had some swag. You dressed like shit. Yeah, I know. How about that picture of you and I in the 90s? I know. Going to fucking... I know. You had some swag. You dressed like shit. Yeah, I know. No, I was just ridiculous. No, your shit was cool. He tucked his sweaters in.

We were both a disaster. I never tuck my sweaters in. Well, we may as well. That guy tucks his sweaters in. He's a... Here we go. James Vick. Can we watch two fights tonight?

Can we do that? Can we try? It's a good fight. We're going to watch this. We're definitely going to watch the main event. Felder's such a competitor, man. Well, they're all competitors. Well, they're competing

for a living, Brian. Jesus Christ. No, but he's just coming alive. Look how big Vic is. He's so long. But you got to think he cuts the shit out of weight.

He is a giant. How much weight does he cut? He's like Struve. Is that Stefan Struve? This is 55, right? Dude, great reference. This is not 55. Yes, it is. This is 55, right? Dude, great reference. This is not 55. Yes, it is. This is 55.

No fucking way. Yes, it's 55. Vic's 6'3". Vic's 6'3". Holy shit. That's a big advantage. But he also cuts so much weight when he gets hit. It's funny.

Felder doesn't give a fuck. Felder and I were in the fucking locker room last time we were working together. We were getting changed, getting ready for UFC. I go, dude, What the fuck do you weigh And he goes 190 I go bitch You're 200 pounds

And we were laughing They always lie about their weight Yeah And he goes What about you And I go bitch I'm on TRT I'm 50 years old

I'm on TRT I'm on all the juice I need to get on that stuff You should I've been telling you For about 8 years You guys saw my body Brian has so much energy.

I do, I know. You look good. You look good. My cock could cut a diamond. I mean, I just injected it in your little skinny neck. My dong could cut a diamond. You should shoot it right in the tip of your hock. I don't have to.

My cock is... A cat would blunt its claws on my freaking leg. Look at this. Oh, come on. Ooh, Felder just connected with a left. Is Drew still fighting? Well, sort of. By By the way that low kick Looks like a low kick

Remember he had that heart issue Then he lost No but he's still fighting though I think he's still fighting I don't think he's officially retired He's not in the top 15 Last fight he had I think he might have retired

I don't know why He doesn't use his jab more Struve Yeah Oh good He's seven foot tall And the nicest guy on the planet His heart's the Super nice guy

He's the size of an elephant I always feel so awkward It's a problem When I interview him I feel so awkward I'm like well dad Dude What zoo are we going to

Or Or Whatever Dude I went and got coffee With him I'm like get your dick Out of my face He's just here

That's you That's me Do you remember When we I met him We were all hanging out Because you guys Had the same manager Lex yeah And we were hanging out And he's sitting down He's as there. Do you remember when I met him? We were all hanging out because you guys had the same manager. Lex, yeah.

And we were hanging out. And he's sitting down. He's as tall as I am standing. And I said to Brendan, I go, dude, what would you do if you had to fight him? And Brendan was still fighting him. Dude, don't do that to him because Brendan goes, oh, I'd knock him the fuck out. That's what I do. You took it personally.

We were supposed to fight like twice. Look at this fight right here. Let's watch this fight. Yeah took it personally. You took it seriously. We were supposed to fight like twice. Yeah, you were right. Well, look at this fight right here. Let's watch this fight. Yeah, let's watch two fights tonight. Paul Felder. Double jab. Double jab.

What? I don't know. I don't know. I just said that. Brian, did you ever think about doing actual commentary? Because I know you played me in a movie. Bro, I had. But would you be willing to do actual commentary?

BAFTA. BAFTA. Dude, wait a minute. You played Joe Rogan in a movie? I had would you willing to do actual commentary baffa baffa wait a minute you played joe rogan in the movie warrior i had an offer and i said i don't know enough about dude i think i think m1 should pick you up or rise and be it'd be sick one fc who's doing one fc denis miller do nfl commentary hold on that was the issue when i started working for the ufc i was concerned I was legitimately concerned Because this was before UFC 37 and a half When I started working for the UFC Dennis Miller was doing Monday Night Football

And I was like, I don't want to fuck this up So I decided, I made a conscious effort I'm not even going to remotely try to be funny No You're funny naturally, you shouldn't have to write stuff First of all, it meant a lot to me Martial arts means a lot to me Dennis Miller never played football So he couldn't have to write stuff. First of all, it meant a lot to me. Martial arts means a lot to me. Well, you're a martial artist. Dan Miller never played football.

Exactly. So he couldn't relate to it. Maybe he played putting jokes in. Junior All-American. Doesn't count. This is just like when George Washington was coming across to Delaware. Dude, it was awful. He was horrible.

He was awful. He was horrible. He was terrible. He was horrible. I feel bad for him because he wasn't set up for success in that. That's not a good place. Well, he was trying to Throw those jokes around

Like he had them written out Like he was going to like Spite I think they probably Brought him in to do that though And think about it For his jokes They had to okay

All of his shit So thinking about Pre-write that Was a nightmare You really think so? 100% They didn't give him The free reign

That is one of the Craziest thing about the UFC Is that they don't Tell me what to do You've never said Anything outrageous though I've said a lot of things outrageous. On here, you've said some shit.

Really ridiculous things. Yeah, but you're also the best at what you do. But the fact that they have this billion-dollar, multi-billion-dollar organization that let me talk is fucking insane. What else are they? They don't even drug test me. And you've never fought MMA? You're the best at it. I never fought MMA.

Doesn't make any sense. You're a black belt junior. Joe Buck never played baseball, and he's one of the best in power. But does he play by player or color? is he play-by-play or color? Is he play-by-play or color? Different Play-by-play guy doesn't have to He doesn't have to be a professional

Ball player or ex-ball player But you don't have to be The color guy generally has to be But Joe's so No, what I'm saying is Joe's so goddamn good They said fuck it We don't care about that shit

Well, the thing is I wasn't good when I first started You were a great rush from day day one oh right from day one oh it's over it's over oh he tagged him felder is he's clenching he's a beast well vick's trying to hold on he's so nasty guys i feel sick for so much cheese i know i ate too much cheese i had my cholesterol just shot up to 3,000. I don't think it works like that. Nope. No?

It doesn't? No. It doesn't have any effect on blood lipids. Your psoriasis is going to break free. Yeah. Yeah. Dietary cholesterol has almost zero effect on blood lipids. Mostly it's genetic.

There's a lot of different various issues. But people that have certain genes really shouldn't fuck with a lot of high cholesterol foods. But for the most part part dietary cholesterol has been scientifically proven to have almost zero effect i think i might have naturally high cholesterol so i have to well some people do so i shouldn't eat well the thing is about what is it ldl or hdl and if they're balanced out together the real thing is like checking for um artery uh plaque and plaque yeah like checking to see if you're okay can you do that with a sonic No you need to go to a real doctor

Motherfucker No no no I'm saying can you do that Can I do it I can't do it for you Can you check my arterial branch I can I can check your aura

Check my aura When's the last time you saw a doctor B besides for your psoriasis I can't When's the last time you had a finger in your butt About Two years ago Dude I had a doctor go three fingers deep

Fingers the size of bratwurst Damn Should I do that Did he growl I've never done that It was weird Did he growl When he got all three in there

Did you get a colonoscopy When he gets all three in there At 50 When you're 50 You gotta get a colonoscopy When the doctor gets all three And he goes You get a colonoscopy

Did you get a colonoscopy Yeah Me too Yeah I was good Did you get a colonoscopy My butthole looks amazing They put you out

Look at this Bam I'm so happy Can you request a female doctor I gotta say That I'm so happy My butthole looks amazing. No, they'll put you out. They'll put you out. Look at this. Bam! I'm so happy. Can you request a female doctor? I got to say that I'm so happy that the UFC is on ESPN. I think it's so good for the sport. It's so much better than Fox. Yeah, it's so good because so many people that are just sports fans just watch the ESPN

all day long. It's huge. How many bars have ESPN on all the time? Just on a loop. On a loop. I'd leave ESPN on. Yes. If I'm just at home, that's my default, ESPN.

Yeah, and I don't give a fuck about sports, but I understand it. Oh, no, it's such a big move for the FC. Yeah, it's huge. I think it's so- Perfect home for them. Yeah. Perfect home. I agree.

I'm so happy. When I heard it was happening, and then the streaming service, because I spend so much time- Oh, look at this. James Vick with the clinch. He's fine. He's fine. I spend so much time doing online stuff.

I was really happy about that. I was like, good. Streaming is where the future lies. What is Felder's rank? He's not ranked. He's probably top 25. They don't really rank you until you're top 15, though. He's not even in the top 15?

I feel like he belongs there. Well, that was why he didn't get that Khabib fight and Al Iaquinta did. Oh. But in retrospect, that was actually really huge because Al fought

a great fight, went five full rounds with Khabib, which Conor couldn't do, and then beat Kevin Lee's ass in his next fight. And now he's ranked number four in the world.

And should be. And should be. Al Iaquinta, when he's focused, is a fucking gangster. He's a beast. D1 wrestler, right? I don'tiyah Quinton, when he's focused, is a fucking gangster. He's a beast. D1 wrestler, right? I don't know what his...

Yeah, he's D1. I was talking to... He wrestled at Juco. I was talking to Dustin and Thiago. Somebody asked him and Mike Brown. I think Jimmy said, what's the one discipline

that you think is the best thing to have before anything? They said wrestling, right? Wrestling. Everybody should really need to ask that. I don't know.

I would have thought boxing. What? You've been around too long. I know. Wrestling. That's why you shouldn't do commentary except in the movie Warrior. No, I like to say wrestling.

You just tried being smart around us, though. No, I like the same thing. You just say wrestling. I like getting a conversation going. Wrestling's everything, man. It's the ability to dictate where the fight takes place. I wrestled in high school, dude. That's why.

Dude, look at all the champions. Look at all the champions. Hand me that knife. I remember when Brian. I remember when I brought Brian to Carlson Gracie School back when Carlson was still alive. And Carlson had a school in Hollywood off Hawthorne. Right when Vitor was making his UFC debut and Brian and I became friends. And he was wrestling with Sergio Cohen. And Sergio got mad at him and headbutted him.

Remember that? Headbutted Brian? Because I was taking a lot of those guys down. Because back then they didn't know how to take down So I was doing shit that never works I was rolling and I was a white belt I was looking over at Brian And Brian was going hard with Sergio

And Sergio just went like this He got on top of him And just donked him Because we were going takedowns and I had my elbow in And he just pulled it out and went boom He broke his nose I had to get my septum just pulled it out and went, boom, on my head. And knocked you out? He broke my nose. Broke his nose. His nose is bleeding. What did you say?

I had to get my septum fixed. What did you say? I was young. I didn't care. You just kept going. Yeah. He goes, I think that guy broke my nose. I was like, I saw that shit.

For two years I was doing this. We were like little kids. We were like, I can't believe we're here. I know. I know. We were a little Bustamante. Carlos Bejeto was there. Yeah.

That's cool. Vitor Belfort? Yeah. Mario Sperry. Did you wrestle with Vitor? I tapped him a couple times. No, we did not. Mario Sperry was teaching a class. Mario Sperry Did you wrestle with Vitor? I tapped him a couple times No, we did not Mario Sperry was teaching a class

Mario Sperry was hilarious One of the things Mario Sperry said He goes, I got so good at my triangle Because I get my girl in my guard And I get her in my guard And I just tease her And tease her And tease her

And tease her And she says No, I don't want to do it no more I said, fuck you You stay there Did I ever tell you that story about He's practicing with his girlfriend Hey Yeah, yeah Hey Hey Fuck you. You stay there. Did I ever tell you that story about- He's practicing with his girlfriend.

Hey. Yeah, yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. I taught an old girlfriend of mine a triangle, so she gets really into it. She's like, oh my gosh, she's a stripper. Back when I worked as a DJ and stripper at a strip club.

So I showed her a triangle and she, because i wanted her to do it on her next boyfriend and then have him ask her where the hell you learned that from yeah so then it's like i pissed on her you know what i mean chess so she was obsessed with you triangle she's obsessed he needs marked her she's obsessed with triangles so i'm trying to watch howard stern right and she's trying to put me in a triangle and i keep telling her stop i'm like really into this howard stern episode she's trying to put me in a triangle. And I keep telling her, stop. I'm like really into this Howard Stern episode. She's trying to put me in a triangle. You fucking stop. She's laughing.

She's putting me in a triangle. And I say, you got to stop. You got to fucking stop. And I got really pissed. I go, you're going to fucking start crying right now. Stop. I'm watching this fucking. Stop.

And she went. She's laughing. So she put me in a triangle. And I fucking rampage Ricardo Arona on the bed, though. I wasn't trying to hurt her. So I picked her up. And I told her, you're going to start crying. She has me in a triangle. I picked her up and slammed her on the bed.

It was a soft bed. You probably gave her CTE. When I slammed her on the bed, she lets go, bounces off the bed, and goes flying, and lands on the ground, and lands on her wrist, and she starts fucking crying. You broke my wrist. You broke my wrist. So she runs to the bathroom, and I walk walk into the bathroom and she's got the hot water running over her wrist and she's crying i said okay i said get dressed we're going to the emergency room she

goes what i go get dressed we're going to the emergency room she goes um i think i'm fine let's go let's go let's go to the emergency room your Your shit's broken. I just want her to get her to stop crime. And she stopped. And that was it. What round is this? Second. Oh. Yeah.

The second. Yeah. Paul Felder lifts his hands up. Feels like he won that round. I have no idea what happened. That wasn't a good story. It was a great story. It was a great story.

You're going to jail. Come on, man. You can make a cartoon out of that shit. That'll happen. When you start roughhousing and all of a sudden you're hurt. Yeah, no. Never slam the girl. Yeah. Never show your girlfriend how to do a triangle. out of that shit that'll happen like when you start when you start roughhousing and all of a sudden you're hurt like you're like yeah no never slam the girl yeah

never show your girlfriend how to do a triangle because then she's going to get obsessed with it she'll get obsessed with it you're trying to watch

fucking that but you're fine you ever have a girl take a swing at you uh yeah I had a girl take a swing at me and halfway into the punch

I was like I can't believe this is happening I know like I saw her fucking haul off I go this is she's not going to fall through punch, I was like, I can't believe this is happening. I know. Like, I saw her fucking haul off. I go, this is, she's not going to fall through with this. I know.

And I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? I've been underneath this, and I grabbed her. I'm like, what are you doing? I know, what are you doing? Don't hit me. You just got to grab them. But her mom and dad used to beat the shit out of each other.

Oh, yeah. So she's used to that. I've dated enough crazy girls. When I held on to her afterwards and she admitted it to me, it was really sad. You tell me when. It was really sad.

Oh, shit. Vic was landing some shots. Nice leg kick there by Felder. That's a nice low kick. Oh, I can't wait for this main event, man. Francis. We should enjoy this fight, boys. Who are you going with?

We're talking about domestic violence. Enjoy the moment, dude. We should enjoy this fight. Live in the moment, man. Francis. We should enjoy this fight, boys. Who are you going with? We're talking about domestic violence. Enjoy the moment, dude. We should enjoy this fight. Live in the moment, brethren. I have been beaten by. That's a weird thing, man, when someone expresses some shit that they saw from their mom and their dad. I had a real, I was really lucky that my stepmom and my dad.

Your stepmom? My stepdad and my mom, rather, had a really good relationship, and my mom and my dad had a bad relationship. So you saw both. So I got to see both. Yeah. I got to see what people, when they love each other, and just real friendly. I just had a bad, bad relationship.

How well do you remember your dad joke? Stepdad and real dad. It was all bad. Your dad and your stepdad were shitheads? Fuck yeah. Oh, they were? Yeah. Did they hit you, Eddie?

My stepdad was fucking evil. Oh, nice spinning back kick To the body there Yeah Stepdad was Fuck yeah Paul Felder Looking good But I'm glad he was

Cause it made me The man I am Today My parents Loved the shit out of me Oh How well do you remember Your dad

Your biological dad I haven't talked to him Since I was seven But do you remember him at all Nope Does he hit you up now For money and Teslas? Put me on the podcast.

Can you imagine if he wanted to be on your podcast? He's like emailing you. Get me on your podcast. I got some great stories. Come on, bro. We'll talk about how I left your mom. Talk about how your mom couldn't take a shot. Dude.

Can you imagine if he bugged you? Because you know that's the worst shit ever. It's like when dudes bug you to be on your podcast. Is it your real dad? He just hurt him. He just hurt him. What if your real dad contacted me to get a hold of you? One of those things.

How many people contact you to get on the podcast? Dude, I got people that contact friends that I know that contact me to contact you. It's a nightmare. And I always tell them, I go, it's never going to work. All the time. It's never going to work. i get that all day long oh yeah i'm getting coffee today the guy goes doing fight campaign tonight right i went yep sure i'm with my son i'm like sure i'm man he's like cool tell joe gary from i'm like all right hello no hi gary yeah i'm moving to montana he's crushing those when i have enough money i'm gonna move to montana and get off the

internet cordelaine bro we're all gonna go to go to Coeur d'Alene. No, I like Montana. No, Coeur d'Alene. Better Elf. That's where Andy lives. Okay, why do you like Coeur d'Alene? Oh! It's like Pleasantville, dude.

It's fucking dope. What does that mean? Pleasantville. Everything's perfect. It's beautiful. Coeur d'Alene? It really is gorgeous. I'm telling you, man.

Eddie, if you go online, Jamie Vernon, pull up pictures of Coeur d'Alene, Iowa. You go to Spokane. It's like 30 minutes from there. So just drive there. It's opposite Iowa. That's what I did every day. In Spokane, I'dene, Iowa. You go to Spokane. It's like 30 minutes from there. So just drive there. It's opposite Iowa. That's what I did every day. In Spokane, I'd drive Uber. I've been to Spokane like four times.

Are you really living on property? Felder just nailed another leg kick. Vic's legs are hurt, man. Oh, Felder. Felder's got him hurt. He's lipping. He's lipping. Fighting the kid, Coeur d'Alene.

And Felder knows, man. Felder knows. He just switched. Guys, I'm going to shit my pants. Why? I ate so much cheese Just go take a shit bro No don't We have a toilet

Hold it Feels wonderful Oh that thing confused me man Do you shoot the water Before You can do both Whatever you want If you shoot it up there before

It'll make you shit harder It like shoots out The problem with that though It's a primer Hey you know the problem with that Is when you take one of those shits Where you got just shit All over your ass

And then you spray Something on it It gets messy The shit goes everywhere Yeah So why would you want to do that Here's Coeur d'Alene That's Coeur d'Alene you fucks

Come on bro That's beautiful Wow What the fuck I've never seen anything like it What's so big about a lake No it's gorgeous That looks like Big Bear Lake right there

I'm telling you it's gorgeous dude That looks like Big Bear Lake Great restaurants There's less white trash up there. The families, all the people, they're going to hate me. They hate when I bring it up because it's a fucking secret. It's a secret. They don't want it to be like Nashville.

It's Kanye West has a house there. How's it a secret if Kanye West has a house there? What is it, a ski town or what? When is he going to be on your podcast? What's happening? I don't know, man. We'll talk. It's not happening?

No, it'll probably happen. It's just Kanye is, you know, man. We'll talk. It's not happening? No, it'll probably happen. It's just Kanye is, you know, he's a complicated artist. And I'm sure there's a bunch of other issues. First of all, he wants to get to know me. We've got to get to hang out together. Oh, Jesus. Felder will time that shit.

We'll do it. Dude, you and Kanye on the podcast would fucking melt. Dude, bring him to Crossroads. He's a really nice guy, man. when i talked to him on the phone he's a very very nice guy you already talked to him yeah i talked to him on the phone look at that it's a nice guy we'll do it but i'm not in a rush you know hey i i told you guys i really like doing these as much as i like doing anything like when someone says like what's uh what's your favorite guest or is there one guest you've never had on it doesn't exist right they don't exist there's no one i like i like doing podcasts i like doing podcasts with everyone watching fights dude what's better than that that's future that that guy who's working on longevity drugs that

was fascinating yeah jesus christ david sinclair where do I get resveratrol I need some of that Resveratrol You can buy it online Really You should learn how to spell it first Resveratrol You drink it all day It's in wine

I know Well Very low doses You really want to get Industrial grade Oh shit Felder's spinning like a motherfucker Oh leg kick by Vic

Oh Vic with the jumping knee That's it That's a wrap Dude I can't wait for Kane. I can't believe that guy's 55. Kane versus Francis. Who you got? Kane or Francis? Kane, of course.

Eddie? This is a great fight. I should be going for Kane because he's Mexican. Take that out of it. But when it comes to the UFC, I don't give a fuck about Mexicans. Only in boxing. Only in boxing. But I'm going with Kane.

I'm going with Kane. Francis scared me when he wouldn't throw any punches against Derek Lewis. That scared me. But his last fight, though, he fucking starched Curtis Blades. Yeah, he did. Here's my- Is that a white guy? Here's my big black guy who's a fucking national champion juco wrestler.

Knocked him out? Yes. Knocked him out. Stopped him. Stopped him. Okay, so he's back. And that's the second fight they've had, yeah. Okay, so he's back.

Was he throwing a large amount of punches? No, he was in the first like 30 seconds. Is this next? Is this next? Yes. Okay. Look, man. Here's my take on it.

Francis is a fucking specimen and his story literally is like right out of Corner of the Barbarian. Or Lionheart. No, he worked in a fucking sand mill, digging sand, making sandbags all day. That's how his body got strong. I mean, he lived in this incredibly poor country in africa he's from camarone yeah he and he went and moved to france he was homeless he learned how to fight and they wanted to be a boxer and they said you should do mma four years later the guy

is like at the pinnacle of mma fighting in the ufc against world-class competition and fucking people up. Do you understand that when he knocked out Alistair Overeem with that vicious shovel hook? That might be the hardest uppercut I've ever seen. It's insane that he beat a guy who's not just a world-class fighter but a K-1 Grand Prix champion. And has been fighting for 20 years. Has he fought any Mexicans?

He's older, though. I don't know. It's an older Alistair. Different story. We got Hart. Well, it's an Alistair without the secret sauce. He didn older, though. I don't know. It's an older Alistair. Different story. We got heart. Well, it's an Alistair without the secret sauce. He didn't get that. Where'd Jamie go?

Who won this fight? I hope Felder. I've never seen Jamie leave. Give this to Felder. Felder won this fight. Felder won this fight. Vic's shaking his head. Felder!

Paul Felder. I'm going to text him right now because I'm friends with him. Should we turn it up? No, no, no. It's okay. He gave it his all. He's okay. He gave it his all. He's emotional. He used to get all fanboyish when he texts certain people.

Yeah, still. He works so hard. I'm texting this guy, this rapper that I'm a huge fan of. Who? Shakewell? Shakewell? Oh, man. Is he a conspiracy rapper?

No, dude. There's a video called Leg Lock on YouTube. Shakewell. It's like a Tim and eric awesome show great job type video it's fucking brilliant watch that shit and uh we're texting now and i'm like we're gonna make a song together it's i'm like all giddy and fanboy you're doing a lot of music yeah eddie this is the same like i've always done i've never stopped i thought you stopped never stopped i've always made music always it's always been oh no you stopped doing the podcast for a second

Stopped doing podcasts Period You're not doing that at all anymore You just do You just do tinfoil with Sam Once I started repeating myself all the time I'm like you know what That's so annoying

I don't To people When's that thing called Tripoli Tinfoil hat podcast No when did you see When's that thing called Tripoli I haven't heard from him forever A couple days ago

Really he's good Yeah I see him at the store I see him every week You know what On this podcast I love that guy I do my best Sam I haven't heard from him forever. A couple days ago. Really? He's good? Yeah, I see him at the store. I see him every week. You know what? On this podcast, I do my best. Sam's the reason why, one of the reasons I got. Sam's also a great comic. Sam Tripoli, he's fucking killing it now.

He's killing it. He's literally one of the reasons why I started doing this show. Every time we go on the road, sometimes I have shitty ass nights. I thank God that Sam Tripoli goes after me and saves the goddamn show. I spent two weeks in Afghanistan with that guy. That guy would get up and he would open for us because he was the only one who could. Soldiers sitting

there would be in the middle of nowhere. He would get up with a shitty mic and destroy. He would destroy. He's got 10, 15 years under his belt. Killer. More than that, bro. I've been doing stand up with Tripoli for 20 plus years and you know what

I straight up love Tripoli Paul Felder motherfuckers look at him Sam Tripoli's podcast tinfoil hat podcast that's a compliment that you look like Stephen King don't hang on to that

that's where I go off don't hold that joint hostage don't hold that joint hostage I don't I subdue myself here about conspiracy theories but if you want to hear me go off go to tinfoil hat podcast that's where me go off go to Tidfoil Hat Podcast

that's where I go off there's a good chance I wreck that new Raptor after all tonight I love that Raptor that was nothing I love that you bought that I love that you bought that

dude Elon Musk took a bigger hit than that come on man it cost him four billion dollars Elon Musk lost his job this is legal right he didn't lose his job

come on that had to be one of the most iconic moments in the history of the internet first of all Elon Musk lost his job This is legal right He didn't lose his job Come on That had to be One of the most iconic moments In the history of the internet First of all It's the biggest moment In podcasting And it was

A completely On the fly moment Is that your biggest podcast No Is that the biggest one What's the biggest one Shapiro I don't know

Ben Shapiro Who's number one What do you mean by biggest Number one Most views Yeah that would be Elon On YouTube

It's Elon on YouTube I only go by What you see on YouTube First Yeah, that would be it. Elon, number one? On YouTube, it's Elon on YouTube. I only go by what you see on YouTube. Hey, first of all, that'd be the biggest moment in podcast history. It also made me like Elon Musk. I didn't dislike him before. I saw him around. His kids go to a gym I used to go to. I didn't dislike him, but that made me like, oh, he's cool.

I had to buy his car because I told him I would buy his car when I did the podcast. Oh, I don't like him anymore. That's right. I'm so happy. I wish you did it. No, no, no. I have eight other cars. You should see if my Raptor can run over your Tesla.

I love your Raptor. But listen, man, I'm telling you, that goddamn Tesla is the future. I think other cars are stupid. You know how many cars I have? Other cars are stupid? Who are you? You know how many cars I have, right? Yeah, I do.

What am I driving here today? I know. It's hard. What did I drive here today? Don't battle Joe on cars, okay? What did I drive, right? Yeah, I do. What am I driving here today? I know. It's hard. What did I drive here today? Don't battle Joe on cars, okay? What did I drive here today? He drove the Tesla. That's like Superman's on PDs.

Why did I drive the Tesla? Because I know. Because you're like... Because I drove the Tesla. Because you're like dudes. If you drive my... I do like dudes. I don't like to fuck them, but I like them.

Well, I thought you did when I saw Tesla. I like to hang out with them. Oh, cool. Joe likes to fuck dudes. Damn, Brandon. You can't go there. You can't go there because what if I did? If I did, I'm cool with it.

We're still friends. I like to think that if I was gay, I'd tell you all. You really think Tesla cars are gay? No. For real? I just don't like them. Why don't you just drive mine? That's what I need to do.

Drive mine. I'm high and drunk right now. Okay. Listen, you'll freak out. I'll get another one if shit goes wrong. What about that Tesla that he pretended to launch into space? What about that one? That one's coming out in two years.

It's not out yet. That one goes zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds. That's not good. What? That's trouble. Let me tell you, mine is 2.4. Mine is the fastest fucking thing I've ever driven in my life. I have a goddamn race car.

I have a Porsche 911 GT3 RS from Shark Works. I have a real race car. How dare you compare it to that? Let me tell you something. That Tesla, when you tell me it's as well made, it feels like it. It's different. I'll get the fuck out of here. It doesn't feel the same.

It's not the same. They're not the same. You're right. Brendan's mad. Brendan's mad because now Joe and Brian can bond on their Teslas. Yes. And now you're left out of the test. I'm telling you, man.

You're left out of your F-150 shit. You know what I mean? I love all of you. I love all of you. I love all of you. You got to listen to me. That thing's the future. Other cars are bullshit. I'm going to write an article for like media.

Other cars are bullshit? No, no, no. Better yet. Other cars are dumb. Damn. You're going to start going to his barbecues. I don't know what you did. You're going to start going to his barbecues to summon the weed, bro.

It's the best car. No, no, no. Elon told me that when he did the podcast. I was like, get the fuck out of here. Because I had an M5 at the time. And the BMW M5 is a phenomenal car. The new one's even better than the one I had. But I was like, come on, man.

I got a four-door sedan. It goes zero to 60 in three seconds. Just shut your pie hole. I was like, this is a nonsense car. I'm with you, Brandon. I'm on your side. Look at how hard he hits. Oh, my God.

Fuck those cars. Listen, you're wrong. 300 fucking miles. How are you supposed to go to Vegas on a last minute whim trip? Can't get anywhere. You know what I mean?

You get someone else to drive. It's good for a married man. Yeah, a Tesla's good for a married man for sure. For a single guy? You're telling me you feel alive when you drive a Tesla

compared to your GT3? I feel like I'm living in the future. Imagine. Remember that? Yeah, Tesla. hey, Brian. Tesla. Tesla.

Do you remember Swingers? The movie Swingers? Remember the movie Swingers? I'm too young for that. You don't remember the movie Swingers? I do remember. Remember when they went to Vegas? You guys should watch Tron and suck each other off.

Can you imagine if they went in a Tesla to Vegas? They wouldn't have made it. The movie wouldn't have happened. The movie wouldn't have happened. We can't talk over each other. Do you guys leech when you get sick too, you fucking old timers? Fuck you with your electric shit. What are you, driving a golf cart?

Dude, I'm going to line up both your tests like this. Where do you get your horseshoes? Yeah, you fucks. What blacksmith do you guys use? Fuck electricity. You're about to use musket guns? Dude, my car has four wheel drive, more than 700 horsepower, and it goes zero to 60 in two and a half seconds.

Hey, I got a Toyota Tundra. Listen to me. I got a Tundra, okay? That's a Japanese. You got a wonderful car. I will never talk shit on Tundras. It's one of the best cars you can buy. Stock rims?

I got stock rims. You want to buy a car that will never break down and can tow your fucking grandmother's house? Get a Porsche. Get a Tundra. Tundra. Tundra is amazing. Not Tunda. I stumbled on my word, bro. It's crying.

I was giving you cars on the spot. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'm a gigantic Toyota fan. I'm embarrassed when I drive to the podcast and you guys pull up in your fucking $90,000, $100,000 car. I'm sorry. You guys have Tundra boys in the back? Yeah, we are. Get with sorry. Are we in Tron? You guys have tons of fucking boys

in the back? Yeah, we are. Get with it, bro, with your internal combustion engine. If you guys knew how I lived, if you guys knew how I fucking lived, I got a...

Dude, I have nothing. You live wonderful. I never buy clothes. Good for you. You know the clothes I wear? The clothes my other school gives me. 10th Planet San Antonio.

I have 10th Planet Business San Diego. You have franchise. You might be the most successful jujitsu guy no with Henzo Gracie no no no dude listen I have a hundred schools Gracie Baja Gracie Baja got 1800 schools in Florida alone a hundred schools no no no Gracie Baja got 1500 schools in Florida you don't even work at it you're like 100 but you don't work at it he works at it no I'm saying that he he's successful just out of the love of it. You know what's going on here?

You think you're better than us because you had Tesla. Dude, I'll fucking turn it. I can't turn this table over. It's heavy. I know. All right, I got to put my earphones on. God damn it. This isn't-

Paris Hilton. We're yelling too much. That's his wife. We're getting excited. We got to relax. This is an amazing fight. I think we're amped up for this. We're yelling too much That's his wife We're getting excited We gotta relax This is an amazing fight I think we're amped up for this We got people listening at home

And they got their headphones on And then we start screaming Who's the dickhead in the back? It hurts their ears Okay? Yeah You know he is such a badass But his body is not

It's the same it was 10 years ago Does he just eat double decker tacos? I was gonna say He doesn't have When you look at his body You'd be like That just doesn't look like Okay but save all that He looks like a gordita crunch You gotta save all that look shit Double-decker tacos? I was going to say, when you look at his body, you'd be like, that just doesn't look like

Okay, but save all that look. It looks like a gordita crunch. You've got to save all that look shit, because he's got the best body ever for the MMA's heavyweight division when he was in his prime. Well, that body allowed him. It's the same body. He's got the same body. He knocked out Minotauro.

He took giant bombs from Czech Congo and still took him down to beat that guy. I see what you're saying, but not that body. Pretty close. But the way he looked. That was the same body. That's the same body. That's the same body. He's not flapping around like that in 2007. Best heavyweight of all time in my opinion.

Okay, the biceps are a little bit. He's number one heavyweight for me. I think he beats Jon Jones in his prime. Hey, guys, let's not talk over each other. This has got to be ruthless. I know, Brendan, shut the fuck up. In his prime, when he was at his best, like when he knocked out Minotauro, when he beat up Brock Lesnar.

Look at Fedor's body. Yeah, exactly. It's true. The body, the way it looks. You guys talking about Flat Earth? It means nothing. It doesn't matter. Well, guess what, fucks?

We'll find out tonight because Francis has the best body. The best body. And Kane looks like a great in the crunch. You guys never talk about the female UFC bodies. Why is it always the female? I. I love it. Because Valentina Shevchenko. Excuse me? Why is it always the female? I always do.

You guys never do. I always do. You're never here. My favorite is Valentina Shevchenko. It's always about Valentina Shevchenko. That's because you like dudes with- I think she's so hot. Cody Garbrandt.

It's always the same shit. No. DJ Dillashaw. No, no. We talked about Misa Tate. Ostevich. Oh, and Ostevich. Michelle Ostevich.

She's better looking than the ring card girls. Nah, come on. Paige Van Zandt, dime piece. What? Rose Namajunas. Huh? Beautiful. Ostevich has preposterous genetics.

She is preposterous. What if Rose Namajunas? Why? They're just preposterous. What if Rose Namajunas started coming out in wigs, like long wigs? She makes her ring walk and she's got this long wig. And then she takes it off and she gets into the octagon. And then she goes, boom!

Let's do this shit! And that becomes her thing. I think for me, I don't know what it is. How crazy would that be? That's so hot. You know, Rose is one of the most beautiful women in the history of the sport. And she's the one who emphasizes it almost the least. She could easily be on the cover of Elle magazine.

She's beautiful. Like, bald. She's incredible. Bald Rose Ramajuman. She's gorgeous. She's beautiful Like bald She's incredible Bald Rose Ramajuman She's gorgeous She's stunning looking She's stunning looking She's amazing She's gorgeous

A great fighter She's also like Super fucking Powerful Keith Jardine She's into her own Like Her own way You know

Definitely hasn't gotten Hollywood with it No man She's like She's like When she wins the fight and knocks out Nami Yunus you're like

you know y'all just be nice to each other it's like what yeah she's great like that's that's her message dude that is a movie

right there that fight with Joanna Johnjanovich dude who does anybody here does anybody know does anybody spell

her name right now spell her name maybe I can say it spell it Jen Jench? No, man. I can say it. Spell it. Young Jencheck. Young Jencheck, right? You could. Nobody could.

Yeah, but we can say it. If you had to write it down, it wouldn't be right. What is it? J-E-N. What do you think? What percentage of fans of hers? Don't make fun of me. It's a hard name.

Here's how crazy it is. Brian Stan just started calling her Ioana Champion. That's the best. He gave up. That's just lazy. Brian Stan. How dare you You wanna champion That's the best He just gave up That's just lazy Brian Stan How dare you Well he's respectful

He's a god damn All American Who's more all American Than Brian Stan She's kind of hard How the fuck Is he gonna pronounce That crazy name

As an American It's tough She's got you know A level of hard It's that Thai level Yeah You know

Cause some of them Thai names Song Tong It's Jeopardy champion Chotri Tong Jeopardy champion level Yeah That's cause some of them Thai names Song Tong It's Jeopardy Champion Chotri Tong Jeopardy Champion level Yeah that's a hard one Those shit

Yeah me I'm right there with Wolf Blitzer Losing money Dude the Russians If me and Wolf Blitzer Was on Jeopardy I'd lose 5,000

Wolf lost 4,000 4 grand Something like that Can anybody here Spell Zabit's last name Spell it He's the future

of the 49ers. That one I might be able to do. Dude, why do we want to do some research? You have to get online. Why would we want to spell that though?

N-Nurma Gamitov. No one spells really anymore because you have phones. What I'm saying is those names are hard to remember because to this day

right now I still don't know Zabit's last name. I should call it Zabit Hormone Monster. Magabad Sharapov. There you go. But here's the thing about these nerd Monster. Magomed Sharapov. There you go. But here's the thing about this.

Damn, you got it. Did you have to study? I worked for the UFC, bro. But did you have to spend five, ten minutes on it? How do you say Zabit? I practiced it

over and over again because I had a really hard time with it to the point where his coaches were saying just call him Zabit. And I felt that was disrespectful.

But yeah, but I felt like this is the gentleman's name and he's he's excellent i never thought like khabib's last name i at one point i just gave up on it and said there's no way i could do this well you know we have to respect the fact that i could say it this but we have to respect the fact that they have a totally different language in terms of like their letters they need to respect the fact they have completely different language it's very hard it's difficult it's so difficult i don't know what the fuck's

gonna happen right here i do not know what the fuck's gonna happen right here can we hear them does kane get his head into his chest or some shit okay we just need to watch this on our own um i'm in my opinion this is what it is the greatest greatest, in terms of best I've ever seen performances, he's one of the most stunning athletes I've ever seen, Cain Velasquez. Like one of the most amazing heavyweights of all time, if not the best of all time. He might be the best. And then Francis, out of all the guys I've ever seen fight,

is the scariest of all time. He has the most potential. Scariest of all time? Yep, yep, yep. Most potential. He's only been fighting a small amount of time, and he's already in world-class competition. You have to understand to knock out a guy like Alistair Overeem,

literally five years in a training. That's insane. He's something uniquely special in terms of his, with the shit that he had to endure working in a sand mine digging bags of sand the kind of power that he possesses if he just gets all those other pieces in place like in terms of like an overall physical specimen he's one of the scariest of all time so this is i'm nervous this is an amazing fight yeah i mean this is like as good as it gets if you're an mma fan holy this is literally as good as it gets. If you're an MMA fan, holy shit, this is literally as good as it gets.

It just depends what version of Kane we get. It's not uncommon in this sport for fast-rising stars that are rising because of their beastliness and their knockout power. It's not uncommon for them to not train jiu-jitsu right. We've seen plenty of them. You know what I mean? not train jujitsu right? Because we've seen plenty of them. You know what I mean?

How crazy would it be if Zingano actually trained jujitsu right and fell in love with Hey, no one got time for that. You know what I mean? Well, we don't know what he does, right? We don't know if he does that over there. Can you imagine if that happened? I know it's a long shot. Well, I know when he got right for a steeper, they say just hit bad at the performance center. But how about if he...

It was like, fuck your treadmill. Let's say he just went to went to dannyhurst and just fell in love with john dannyhurst they just became best friends that would be and he jumped in imagine how good he would be he's 36 so that would be you know what i mean up with jujitsu how old is that how old is you could only survive on your knockout power for so long you know what i mean right after a while you're gonna be getting clips easily tell huh guys we're killing this show by talking over each other like this. Yeah, you're 100% right, Eddie.

No, what I'm saying is eventually, no matter, we see it over and over again. No matter how beastly you are and how powerful you are with those punches, eventually you're going to get clipped. You're going to go down. So eventually you might have to switch your strategy to instead of going out there and just trying to knock a dude out, to going out there and trying to take a dude down. Right. And submit this motherfucker. Here we go, boys. He's so powerful too. Here we go. If he had good wrestling skills, holy shit. Well, you're going to find out right now.

Exactly. What if that happens? The thing is, with wrestlers, don't you think that you have to learn it at a really young age? Well, George St. Pierre didn't, right? Oh, don't strike with him, Kane. Kane got clipped with a left hand right there. Good head. Damn.

Damn, look how giant he looks. He's so big, dude. He's so big. He's so big and so dangerous. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's it, he's out. He's out.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. See, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Come on, man. Fuck. He's incredible. Dude, he blew his ACL, MCL, LCL.

Something's wrong with his leg, or maybe not. Dude, and Kane is one of the best of all time. That's how good Ngannou is. Damn. He got through that block Yeah, he got through it in a big way That's what I was saying right before the fight. It was the scariest guy I've ever seen and it wouldn't have been a surprise if In Ghana was super cautious. Maybe two rounds of being super cautious. We wouldn't be that surprised. Kane was the aggressor

Yeah, chill out bro. bro yeah but the fact that he fucking threw down like this boom he went oh jesus christ he almost like forearm he got four-armed in the first the first that was weird dude he's already oh no let's see this again He never got hit. Oh, no. Let's see this again. He never got hit anywhere. Oh, shit. Jesus. Oh, shit. We saw the fight differently.

Oh, wow. Wow. You're so off. We missed that. Everybody missed it. We all missed it. Jesus Christ. It's probably the end for Kane, huh?

Let's be real. Damn. How old is Kane now? How old is Kane? He had a back injury. Now he's had a this that LCL MCL blowdown

I think that's MCL right there when it's bent this way when it comes this way I think that's all of them that's MCL how old is he now I don't know but he's a weathered

whatever he is shit turns 37 every bit 37 still relatively young you could only go so long not really

you could only go so long not when you've been fighting that long you could only take so many wars Not really. You could only go so long. Not when you've been fighting that long. You could only take so many wars. Each war is significant in your life. Like each one took some of your life. Yeah. And eventually.

It's true, man. That's it. You went through five crazy wars. That's it. God, that's a bummer that ended that way. Well, you know what it is, man? I think guys that are that championship caliber like kane their mind is so ferocious that their body is almost like a spaceship re-entering that's missing tiles and it starts fucking shaking apart they're so powerful in terms of their ability to keep

driving they just keep driving and then their knees go and the neck goes and the back goes and then you deal with these physical realities of the body that you're given. But the heart's still there. The heart's still there. The engine's still there but the... I know. I was thinking about that when I was saying that.

I'm in the middle of that. I'm in the middle of trying to come back. You know what I mean? I'm rolling right now since my shoulder... It's been six months since my shoulder surgery.

Had my bicep reattached to my shoulder. Had knee surgery about 10 months ago. That's still not 100%. Like, it's still, they're not red. They're still tender. But I'm rolling with 130-pound blue belts and shit.

You got to eat red meat, bro. Shit, the last three weeks, I've been rolling with some little blue belts. I got to be able to have like 50 pounds on them and have total control. Right. At this point. You know what I mean? So is it a win for Francis or is it a blown ACL for Kane? Well,

I mean, it definitely is a blown knee for Kane, but Francis wins the fight because like when Francis was coming after him and he clipped him, he definitely clipped him

with that forearm behind the neck. Did he? 100%. That's a nightmare. That's a nightmare fight for him. That's a nightmare outcome. 100%.

Because Francis is so powerful. It'd be better if Kane got just clipped and knocked down. But you know what I saw there? Do you want to hear what they say? Yeah. What do they have to say? Yeah.

Give me some volume. God, look at the tits on him. I don't hear anything. Good job, Jamie. There it goes. I just fucking couldn't. Okay. First of all, I want to say thank you for the complete meetings.

Thank you for the event. thank you for here here I Wanted to get this victory? Me he blows the knee out, but... He did, but I liked it. The way he was moving in on him, man, I mean, he really did look... None of that land. See that? None of that land, bro. That's what that forearm did.

That forearm landed on the back of his neck. Dude, that is a stretch. Oh, maybe you're right. That's where his shit blew out. You know what? Man, I'm That's what that forearm did. That forearm landed on the back of his neck. Dude, that is a stretch. Oh, maybe you're right. That's where his shit blew out. You know what? Man, I'm going to rethink what I said. I'm going to rethink it. I know.

You know what I saw there? I thought I saw his forearm clip his neck. That's not where he blows it. No, no, no. It's in trouble. But do you think you did hit him with that? No. He kind of fell, though, before that.

No, Jay goes in and then he goes in. That's what it is. That's what it is. The knee gives out just when he's standing. The thing is, he's so heavy-handed. I think you might be correct, but I do think that he connected with his neck. When a guy's this heavy-handed. Hold on a second.

That lands on his shoulder. Nope, that was nothing. Nothing here. Nothing. Nothing there. Nothing. Yep, knee goes out. Knee goes out. You're right. You're right. He never got hit. You're right. You're Nope, that was nothing. That was nothing here. Nothing. Nothing there. Nothing. Yep, Nigos out. You're right.

You're right. He never got hit. You're right. You're right. I was wrong. I thought it hit his neck. It did not hit his neck. It hit his back, right?

It hit his shoulder. Oh, yeah. Here we go. You know what was clear there is the difference in strength. Hold up. Here we go, Eddie. Holy shit. Dude, he's a freak.

He was throwing him around. He's a freak. Francis ain't got time. Give it up to Francis. He was throwing him around. He's a freak. Francis ain't got time. That's a defensive lineman right there. A middle linebacker, right? Well, he's not done. See, the thing about this guy is he hasn't been fighting for very long. Even though he loses to Steve Bain, has that timid performance against Derek Lewis,

he has so little mileage. What does he say about his knee? Hold on. Or it's the worst Very classy Yeah Kane very classy You know never bitter How weird is it The Fox

And this one He's not even talking About his name I think he's gonna retire I think he's gonna retire By the way How good is How good is John Anik

He's the best That suit's terrible That's the best It's such a bummer To lose that one Suit's wonderful John Anik is so good I love John

I'm so impressed with him Like when I work with him He's the best. It's such a bummer to lose that one. So it's wonderful. John Anik is so good, man. I love John. I'm so impressed with him. Like, when I work with him. Dude, he's the best. He's so, like, he's such a good commentator. He's so good. You remember he had the first MMA show on ESPN. MMA live. Let's look at this.

Was this. Shoulders. Was the. Did that land? Maybe an uppercut. The right hand landed? Uppercut might have landed. Right there.

Oh, right there. Right there might have landed. Uppercut might have sat right there. Ooh, right there. Right there might have landed. My right hand, uppercut might have sat him down. The uppercut might have clipped him. I'm high on cheese. God damn it. Hold on, here we go again. It's hard to tell.

What happened? I already said it. Here we go. So nothing. Nothing. Shoulder. That's nothing. Drive.

So far, nothing. Drive. Watch this right hand. Right. No. Right here. Right here. Boom.

Oh, yeah. What? Oh, uppercut. You know what? Watch this right here. Right here. Boom! Oh, uppercut! You know what? You fully redeemed yourself. Had I redeemed myself? Okay, let's see the uppercut. You're right. You're right. My cheese eyes missed it. That was a legit win.

That's a legit win. I was getting too close. That's why Kane said that. He blew too close. I was just too close. That's the uppercut. That's why Kane said that. He blew his knee out for sure, but it was the uppercut. Watch this. Yeah! Boom!

100%. That sat him down. That sat him down. He got an 80-centimeter and blew his knee out. This is what's important. I didn't see no uppercut. This is what's important. Matt Taibbi has a fantastic article out right now about one of the problems with society

today is that people look at the news like they look at sports like someone has to be right about things you have to know everything but this it's a it's a great article from matt taibi this is a perfect example of four guys who are lifelong martial artists and we both went both ways i was like you're right and then we saw it again like you're right you're right so And then we saw it again. I'm like, you're right. So that's how you're supposed to look at shit. That's how you're supposed to look at shit. You can't be attached.

You can't be attached. Certain fights that get stopped early. Okay, TJ and Suhudo. I thought it was stopped early, but I've talked to people that say they didn't think it was stopped early. And I'm like, alright. I'm not married to it. I watched it again.

He clipped him. But I felt like when I watched it that you've got to give a guy a chance to fight more. But I'll hear you out. In the NFL, when they review plays, they review them. And one of the most important things about reviewing a play is that you have multiple angles. It's a committee all three angles they keep going back to the first angle yeah we didn't get it we didn't get a good enough angle because right that right hand was like a ghost right now i didn't see it you guys

saw it i didn't see it well you know what i think we need another so exciting when shit like that is going on and the ufc truck is the best in the world like mark de la grata and all those dudes back there anthony giordano and the whole crew they're. Like Mark De La Grata and all those dudes back there. Anthony Giordano and the whole crew. They're always moving more. Mark De La Grata? Yeah. It's Mark De La Grata, motherfucker.

He works back there. He took my spot. He figures out what the replay should be. I love him. He's like, you gotta take it from the right hand. He's the best. I didn't know that. I fucking love that dude. He's the shit.

So he does like the, he'll like pick the play by play angles. He'll pick like shit. And we'll talk about fights because he knows yeah todd feldman made bank off uh fucking francis by the way he did big bank damn i'm telling you dude if that guy keeps learning and it seems like he got he had a weird spot but you know what i really like about that weird spot that he got into francis yep he was honest about He said, I carried over fear from my last fight. A guy who can look at himself that honestly. Plus his ego. Plus his ego got out of control because he was knocking dudes out.

And then that's a good thing. I'd say it's a good thing. He said that in an interview. Even his ego and his coaches, he just thought he was bigger than the game. But then he got humbled and now he fucking just knocked out Cain Velasquez. Before that, he murked fucking homeboy. Yeah. I mean, Chris Blades.

I can't remember the name. He looked like he was in a different weight category than Cain Velasquez. He's the future. Based on the strength. You know what it is? The future is an athlete that really, at 265 pounds, doesn't have to gain any weight, doesn't have to lose any weight. Oh, they're going to show it to us again. The future is an athlete who has endurance.

The debut of Fox, Kane gets knocked out by JDS. Jesus Christ. The debut of ESPN, he gets knocked out by Francis. See, he took that jab right there, too. Francis clipped him with a hard jab. You seem to be, yeah. Dude, he's so fucking scary I want to see that again I want to see that again fast he is back up just a wee bit I want to see

that last how to play this over and over let Let's look at this. The exchange. Those kicks were sweet. See, he hits him. Nothing. Boom! Fucking right hand, son. He hits him with a right uppercut. It's a shovel. It's a fucking shovel. Can we get slow-mo?

Is that a possibility? He hits him with a right. And then he made the shush noise. It's a fucking right hand to the face. Dude, super, super slow-mo. Then his knee said, see ya. Try one more time. I think his knee's okay right now.

The hell? No. Whew. Oh. Hmm. Wait a minute. That's why Kane didn't came to even address that again he goes i came in too close too soon he's so powerful watch this slow-mo that shit jamie from this angle just play pause play pause play pause play pause play pause direct tv guy like it's a vcr in the 90s yeah Yeah. This angle, it looks like Ngannou beat him down. Like we're trying to get a titty in the 90s. For sure. Ngannou.

There's a good angle for Ngannou right here. Oh, right there. That's it. Look at that. Watch this. Watch his head move. Yep. Oh.

Yeah, he got clipped. Yep, he got clipped. Jesus Christ. And that's why Kane didn't address that. He goes, I got too close too soon. He's too, when you think about a person That might be like 40 pounds lighter than him We don't want to invite him To a cocaine party

What are you saying? When you think about a person Like you know He's essentially like Optimized at 265 He's optimized He's like a real 265 Is he for five rounds though Joe?

Is he optimized? Well here's the thing though All he has to do Is get better at that first round And do you really think A lot of guys are going to make it into that second or third round? They just played it in slow motion. Ah, fuck, I missed it. Watch the slow motion.

This angle, it looks like he misses it. Really? No, he shoveled. No. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Hold on.

Hold on. Watch the slow motion. Oh, he clipped him there. Right there. No, that right hand is money. 100%. That clips him. That's why King says that.

You see his head move. That's why King says that. You see his head move. That's why King throws a single leg on the ref because he's concussed. He went for the single leg on the ref. Francis is the scariest of all time. You guys win. Of all time? Ubering, dude. The thing about Francis is he's learning at this really rapid rate when you look at a

guy that's only been doing it for how many years now? 100% training. He's been fighting for two weeks. He's been fighting for like maybe five years? Yeah, five years. I think five years from the time he learns martial arts. His dad was some legendary street fighter. He was doing this with sandbags. Dude, he's a movie character.

If he can just get over the hump that he got. Look, the Stipe Miocic fight, that's what's up, man He got to the top of the mountain There's a fight for DC now Revenge your boy Kane What's up now? What's up now, brother?

What's up now? Michael Jai White could play it Right now How dare you It's too early, man Michael Jai White is doing Michael Jai White is doing Spawn Michael Jai White is huge

But Francis is a giant Francis He's a giant So much bigger It's like a basketball player With muscles Michael Jai White is a giant Dude

He's No I've trained with him He's nowhere near as big as Francis But Rocky was short And he still played Rocky You trained with who? Right Michael Jai White came into

Boxing room Great guy Maybe he's not as tall I call him Sp came into boxing. Maybe he's not as tall as Injanu. Maybe he's not as tall as him, but in the movies you can make him taller. Oh, for sure. Is Michael Jai White the legit fighter? Oh, 100%. Fuck yeah! Are you kidding?

I watched Michael Jai White do a hopping sidekick on a bag at Legends and snap the chain. The chain broke. You remember that shit? Do you remember that shit? No. He fought Kyokushin. What happened was... He fought some Kyokushin fights. This is the whole story.

Your boy Joey likes in the spawn. This is the whole story. He's a legit black belt in Kyokushin. Listen, nobody is a more critical judge of kicking technique than me. He kicks perfect. He does everything. He's like 100% legit black belt.

So I'm telling Michael Jai White about how... I know he's a black belt for sure. Listen real quick. This is a good story. Let me finish this one. Please hear it. I'm telling Michael Jai White over and over.

I'm trying to explain to him how bad of a motherfucker Joe is with that turn and side kick. I go, dude, I'm telling Michael Jai White all the stories. There's so many stories of Joe hitting the bag in front of traditional martial artists you know uh and he taught everybody nobody can kick the bag like fucking joe yeah everybody knows that now because it's all over youtube at 50 but before that i was the one trying to fucking tell everybody because i'm hanging out with joe he's kicking the fucking well that de la grata when he's holding that thing and you were kicking out and and everybody gsp freaks out when he... GSP freaks out

when Joe Rogan kicks. And I knew I had to film this shit. Well, you're so weird flexible. You can do the splits right now. Let me finish the story. Let me finish the story. Let me finish the story real quick. Let me just finish this one.

I'm just peppering. I'm seasoning. I'm seasoning. So I'm sitting there telling Michael Jai... Listen, let me just fucking... I'm telling Michael Jai White all about Joe Rogan's

turning sidekick. I'm blowing him the fuck White all about Joe Rogan's turning sidekick. I'm blowing him the fuck up. Telling him the GSP story that's on YouTube that has a gazillion views. All this shit, everybody knows about it. Now the old Taekwondo footage

is coming out where there's a clip with Joe doing a turning sidekick hitting a dude and the guy drops. You know what I mean? And Joe just walks away like he's seen it,

like he's done it a million times. He just, you know, so he's become like this legend. So I'm telling Michael, should I wind all this at Legends? And then we walk up

to the fucking, the bag, he goes, I got a pretty good turning side kick too. Dude, at Legend, this is a real story.

What year is this? He fucking does this. This was like eight years ago. He fucking just, at Legends, does a turning sidekick, blows the bag off the ceiling. Hold on a second. I've been going 30 minutes talking shit about Joe Rogan. I think I was there for 100% of it, but I'm pretty sure he did a hopping sidekick. I don't think he did a turning sidekick.

No, he did the turning sidekick. You sure? I don't know about the turning sidekick. Yes. It was he did a turning sidekick. No, no, he did the turning sidekick. You sure? It was all about the turning sidekick. Yes. It was 100%. Whatever it is. His technique is... His technique's impeccable.

He broke the chain. Did he ever do any martial arts? I hate to be shitty about it. Did he do any high-level martial arts? He fought Kyokushin. I know he fought real Kyokushin fights. And not only was I embarrassed because I just went off on Joe

and he just fucking broke the chain I think it's a cool story bro The first thing I thought was like Oh shit Chris Riley owned the gym I'm like oh shit we gotta hide the chain So we turned it into One of those grappling bags That you fucking mount and beat the shit out of

But we had to get rid of the chain He looks like a legit athlete He's a giant guy. Nice guy, too. Really nice guy. It was like a scene in a movie. That's Michael Jai Wai. Eddie Bravo's talking about kicking bags and shit.

Michael Jai Wai walks up to this bag. That's what I'm talking about. He's literally clinking. The chain breaks, and it goes flying. Did you ever see him in Spawn, though? And someone said to me afterwards, yeah, we're having a problem with that chain. I'm like, shut the fuck up. You ain't having a problem with that chain. My shut the fuck Well anyways Joe's kick

You went ham on that bad That's a real story. Did he want the first kick? He fucking did. We both literally had to see it. If you put that in a movie, that would be bullshit. People would get up and walk out of the goddamn movie if you put that in a goddamn movie.

Yeah. I saw him flying. Brian Callen, we're talking about one thing at a time, Fer. No, I'm just saying, like... Basketball. Nobody is watching this. Most people are listening. We can't show this.

If LeBron James at 18 went, you know what, let me try and hit the mitts. He would beat up everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's certain athletes, and this is what I'm thinking about Kane, and what I'm thinking about Francis tonight. There's certain athletes that if they can get the mental game into a place where Kane was when he was at his peak yeah it's all it's about it's all about like how easy is it for you how much do you have to work for it how much

of the reason why you're successful is because you've built up this insane work ethic so you have phenomenal cardio and an ability to push and can you get a guy who has that but spectacular genetics like how do you get a Michael Jordan you know how to get a Brock Lesnar how to get a guy who has that but spectacular genetics like how do you get a Michael Jordan how do you get a Brock Lesnar how do you get a freak and can you get that freak to train the way like the best

train like a Kobe Bryant can you get that freak a genetic freak who has advantages I would also have to say there's a big difference you might be a great athlete. You might be a great athlete, but when you get hit in the face, when you get knocked out, what are you like the next day at practice? How much does that get in your head?

I think certain fighters, certain people, that doesn't deter them, and some people it would. I talked to Charles Barkley, and I said, did no i talked to charles berkeley i said did you ever want to play football he goes he goes he's so big and he goes those guys i played for one day and i was like these guys are crazy they bang into each other yeah do you guys hear what happened with bob costas yes where he's like football's bad there should be ct they went cool why don't you Sit the Super Bowl out His exact words Were someone told him That he crossed a line

Yeah He is on their Platform and network Shit That's like you Shitting on the UFC It is a weird thing The UFC would go

Cool that's your belief And you're probably right But we can't have you On our airwaves Well there's gotta be A way to say that Can you imagine having Dana White on your show

And you're like Talking shit on him Well listen Let me tell you something That would be hilarious Dana White is one of the First guys like talking shit on him? Well, listen, let me tell you something. That would be hilarious. Dana White is one of the first guys to tell people to stop. He's one of the first guys to tell people to stop. He told Chuck to stop.

He was paying Chuck to not fight. Really? He was like, don't fight. He goes, I'll pay you to not fight. I do not want you to fight. Wow. Yeah. Like, he'll tell guys that he can make millions of dollars off.

No. Don't fight. Wow. Good for him. They make plenty of money. Yeah. Good for him. I mean, there's people that want to fight. Wow. They make plenty of money. Yeah. Good for him. I mean, there's people that want to fight,

and this is where the real philosophical debate comes in. Like, if you think a guy should retire, but he doesn't think he should retire, but he's going to die someday, and so are you. Who's to tell you what you can and can't do? Why do you have to say fighters to themselves? You're right. You're right, and he's right.

Everybody's right. That's the problem. It's like one of those really complicated debates where it's like, what does that mean? Didn't you do that to Brendan? Yes. But I love him and I knew he was on his way out. I knew he was on his way out. And I would hope that if I was fighting and someone was close to me and knew.

When I was like really good when I was doing Taekwondo tournaments, it got to a point when I was somewhere around like 20 or 21 when I realized there was no future in it, and I started dropping off. And one of the things was because I started training with other young guys, like a lot of guys who were doing kickboxing and boxing, and I realized, oh, they're doing it the way I used to do it, but I'm not doing it that way anymore. They get hit, and they're coming back from it. No, no, they're obsessed.

They're in the gym all day. They're living it. And I realized I was like, you know, I'd met some young guys. One kid, this guy, Dana Rosenblatt, who wound up being New England middleweight boxing champion. We did a lot of training together. He was a really tough kid. I remember watching him fight on Tuesday Night Fights. Yeah, he fought Vinny Pazienza twice.

He was a top motherfucker. He knocked out Terry Norris. He was obsessed with it. Excuse me. Yes, he did knock out Terry Norris. He was obsessed with it. Excuse me. Yes, he did knock out Terry Norris. He knocked out Howard Davis Jr., too. He was the boxing coach for American Top Team. And you sparred with him a little bit, right?

Yes, a lot. He beat the shit out of me, dude. Did you clip him though once? I definitely did that. But I hit him. I believe it. But the thing is, like, he let me know from sparring with him that he was way more focused on fighting than I was. And I used to think I was as focused as I used to be. And then I realized, oh, I'm not anymore.

Here I am, a 20-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs, a 21-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs. And here's this kid who's, I think at the time he was like 18. He was kickboxing and boxing. And he and I talked about it. I was like, dude, you should just box. He's like, you think? I go, yeah, your boxing is fucking awesome. Because when we would spar, that's where he would fuck me up.

He would fuck me up with boxing. I'm like, dude, there's no money in kickboxing. There was no money back then. Zero. There's still not. But there's some. Glory pays. Bellator pays.

You can make money. Lion Fight pays. There's plenty of guys. That's a hard one. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. Bellator pays. You can make money. Lion Fight pays. There's plenty of guys. That's a hard one. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard.

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It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's of this i'm gonna get brain damage i'm like these young guys are gonna fuck me up spar with them with kicks yeah we spot we did both we we kick boxed and we box boxed you ever land sidekicks on his ass um we sparred man i don't remember it was like we were i was 21 years old i'm sure i

hit him but but my take from it wasn't you know my take from it 100 was oh this guy's way more focused than i am yeah like i had my foot out the door. And so when I saw that you had your foot out the door, I was like, shit, he's got his foot out the door. Thank God you did. Because I saw it and I was like- Life is so good, right? Yeah, but I saw it and I was like, dude, you have a real chance. I was like, you have a real chance.

After Travis, you walked me. You struck while the iron was hot. Boom. Yes. You didn't wait around you had a giant golden opening

I was like dude you're a funny guy like you're a you're a fun guy to listen to I like hanging around with you other people are

gonna like you too they're gonna like you on podcasts and doing stand up you don't have to get punched in the face and he misses fighting every day

look at him but you can't give that advice to everybody and a lot of people got mad at me for giving that advice i'm like i wouldn't give anybody family members i remember it was good and now they're all we love joe look i saw it and i was like ah this is a fucking hill like a part of your past you know what i mean like you got some other i can't believe i did that dude i was like this is a hill i'm willing to die on i know you don't want to be doing this no one wants to tell you

don't want to be doing this no thank you to tell you You don't want to be doing this Thank you I love it Thank you brother Thank you for listening Thank you for listening Because instead of like Losing a friend You know now I see A friend grow You know what

It was weird I did that first Like the competitor Came out I was like fuck Joe man I'm gonna cut to 205 And I was dieting Training

And I was like What the fuck am I doing I knew Sunday night I knew it was a risk Then I just shot My first comedy special I knew it was a risk Then I just shot My first comedy special I knew it was a risk

You opened And you opened We had a good time Life is great Yes Perfect I love those pictures Of us

All three of us I've never told anybody To do that before I've never told anybody To do that I'm about to cry So let's move on Oh man

We love you man You almost started crying When you were going out there Because I'm about to cry Dude Yeah man Comedy special is a big deal Just the fact that you just know this. Comedy special's a big deal.

Just know this. I don't know if you miss fighting or whatever. Just know just like- At least. Oh, good. Okay. What's crazy is I did stand up- I was going to say whatever.

You can still kiss those people's asses that you hang out with. I drove back and watched Roy Nelson and Crow Cop fight. I thought, how crazy is this, man? It's amazing. It's amazing. I knew it. I thought, how crazy is this, man? It's amazing. It's amazing. I knew it. I knew you could do it. Because you have a pro athlete's work ethic applied to something that you really enjoy.

You might be the toughest comedian. 100%. Not my thing. No, Joe's tough. You might be. No, he's 100% tough. You know what? If you guys fought, I'm going to be honest.

If you guys fought, I'd go, Brennan got a lot of size on. Brennan got a lot of size on. I love Joe. I love Brennan, too. But I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Brennan got a lot of size on. Look at me right now. I love Joe. I would be fighting, too. But I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Rogan had a fucking turning sidekick. Look at me right now. Listen to me. Excuse me, sir.

That wouldn't shock me either. If the feds decided to fight, Joe would kill me. He kills both of us. He'd kill us. You understand. But I know one thing. If it ended up on the ground, no way is Brennan going to be able to finish Joe. No way.

Really? No way. You don't think so? Impossible. Hey, let me. Can I just say one thing, Joe? You've got Joe. No way. Really? No way. You don't think so? Impossible. Hey, let me, can I just say one thing, Joe? You got to be worried. You got to worry about Joe. Eddie?

No, for course. Eddie. Eddie. Joe is, he never talks about himself when he's in jiu-jitsu. Eddie. But Joe will fuck you up. Excuse me, sir. I just have to say one thing.

I know I have seen Brandon Shaw with some of the best jiu-jitsu guys in the world. Please put an end To this nonsense And I've watched him Tap them every 12 seconds And I'll tell you The names afterwards Put some money on it And you're gonna go like this

I saw him Listen I saw Brendan 100% stall out With Cyborg And get in his guard And go to the ground With him purposefully After he kept him on

There's no way No listen I'm not dogging Your Jiu-Jitsu at all You gotta stop it You guys are drunk I'm not He would crush me Like a bug I it. You guys are drunk. I'm not. He would crush me like a bug. I'm just saying.

We stopped. You got more size on him? He's 60 pounds bigger than me. I gave him his black belt. Here's where I'm at, Eddie. I know where he's at with this shit. Joe could tap me out right now if we're dead serious. I wouldn't give a fuck.

Good for you. I'm working on new material. I don't give a fuck. We were just saying in a fantasy world. Dude, let me be honest. I've never tapped anybody who's any were just saying in a fantasy world. Let me be honest. I've never tapped anybody who's any good anywhere near as big as you. I've watched Brendan Schaub take the best in the world. It wouldn't happen.

There's physical advantages that people have that are so stunning. They're so stunning that it's creepy. Brendan has the reach. I'll give him a reach. When I give you a name, when I tell you the name, you're going to go, oh, my God. You've got to be honest. He's a giant.

Yes, he's bigger than you. There's certain people that they get a hold of you. It's confusing. I watched him destroy one of the best guys in the world. I'm going to be honest. He ain't got no cardio. Zero cardio. I don't either right now.

He knows that. And he shot dead in the 600 pounds for reps. Guys, you can't talk over each other. It's ruthless. I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you I'm trying to give you props I'm saying I'm going back to Brennan cuz I know Brennan's and fuck Colorado he's in the fucking mountains listen to me I just read new material about being a Backstreet Boy really well he puts those yoga mats on his hips and does like 500 pound fuck thrusts. Yeah. Just settle down, bro.

That's different. He's a different kind of person. It's a different kind of human. That's what I'm saying. I know the difference between... You always gas. You always gas. I got no chance, man.

You know how many times I saw him get through a round and I wanted to give him advice on what he did wrong and he was like, fuck, shut up. I'm like, I can't breathe. He's like,

I can't fucking even breathe right now my cardio is done his hand was in the wrong spot that's an interesting thing I've never done more cardio in my life

I do cardio like super regularly cause those hills you run are no joke your boys at aerosol hooked me up did you finally get one I've both

I love them no my cardio my cardio was always the worst part of my jujitsu game. But when you got somebody in the truck and you put a crotch ripper on, Joe would just rip through people's legs. It's a crotch ripper.

It's like a banana split in wrestling. But it's a little different. The legs are spread differently. Joe is fucking the master of that motherfucker. He's crushed. He's crushed, man. Are there any other comedians who did? It just goes against your hips.

Are there any other comedians who wrestled or anything like that? Adam Hunter. He's a really good wrestler. He's really good. He teaches. We wrestled at the same high school. Who else is there at the con? Jay Moore.

Jay Moore can wrestle. Jay Moore? Let's not get carried away. No, no, no. Jay Moore can wrestle. Jay Moore? Let's not get carried away. No, no, no. Jay Moore can wrestle. I've wrestled around with Jay a little bit. Well, people tell me that Jay Moore actually has coached wrestling. Well, Jay Moore is not.

No, he's not. He's all right. He's never coached? Yeah, he coaches, but Jay wasn't a real wrestler. Okay. I heard. But I'm just being, oh, my God, look at this crash on TV. Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. look at all these cars Did they all die? Oh my god Look at the moon, it's round, Eddie That's fake, this whole thing's fake The crash, fake The walls don't work, look

The walls don't work Oh my Jesus Look at this pile up, dude This is insane How fast are these guys going, you think? 202 miles an hour, sir. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah, I had Dale Earnhardt Jr. You didn't watch Teledyga Nights? He was great on the podcast.

I liked that guy. He's a really, really, really nice guy. And talk about a guy who's had some problems with concussions. I never thought about that. He's had 1,000 concussions. Who? Dale Earnhardt Jr. Yeah, man. He had to go to rehab for it. Look at this fucking crash, man. These are all different crashes.

What? What? In the same day? Oh, my God. In the same day? Yeah, it's a race. What the fuck? Is there a crash every race?

Jesus Christ, Dan. No. Mostly. Every race. There's got to be one. Sure. Really? Are you sure about that?

Yeah. 100%? Do you watch it? No, but yeah, there's crashes all the time. So a good night, you take the family to the raceway, a good night, three, four crashes. Let's take a guess. Let's take a guess. Let's Google it.

Damn. Eddie, what's your guess? I have no idea. What's that? Do you think there's a crash every race? No. No. No.

I believe Jamie because he's from Ohio. They don't watch NASCAR. I'm going to go with Jamie. I think Jamie's correct. I bet Louisiana watches NASCAR. I would say most races end in some kind of a crash. Colorado, all that shit. It's all the same.

It's all the same. Dude, who won it? Because I could give two fucks. Racing is a weird thing, man. Can you imagine taking your family and spending 200 bucks on the race and there's no crash? An average of 220 crashes per year. It's 360. There's only like...

That's not every show. That's not every show. They race every day. Yeah, there's like 30. If they raced every weekend, that's a shitload of crashes. That's a lot of crashes. All right.

You're pretty close. They don't race every weekend. But do the main guys crash? They're probably counting all the amateur races. Jesus Christ. They're talking about the assholes in the back.

Jesus Christ. NASCAR's the top. Demolition. Them boys make bank though, huh? Just left turns all day. A lot of money. Well, it's a weird thing.

Is there racing that goes the other way? Do they ever say, fuck it? Good question. Is that crazy? That's in Japan. I get a piece of hard. Probably in some Baltic state. Well, the real racing is Formula One.

Correct. That's the real racing. Like my boy Daniel. Yeah. Well, that's a different thing. You know, I was watching that there's a, on YouTube, there's a video of an overlap between a GT3 car, which is like a Porsche like Brendan has, and a Formula One car. It's like, Jesus Christ, they're so much faster.

You watch a GT3 car, you're like, oh, that guy's flying. And then you see the Formula One car. I want to see that. Do you have a video of that? Yeah, there's a video of it. See if you can online. Comparison between Formula One and GT3. GT3 is like a Porsche.

You know how big Talladega Nights, the sequel, would be? Oh, my motherfucker. Great movie. Especially if they can get Borat to jump on board. Are you kidding me? Bobby. He was amazing. Who's better than John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell?

When they're together, shit. I know. It's fucking magic. Yeah, it might be it. Look at that. Look at the difference. Look at this. See the one on the left and one on the right?

Look at the one on the right. The one on the right is Formula One. The one on the left is GT3. It's fucking crazy the difference. See that car? And then watch this. Look at how much faster. Oh, shit. Oh, my was faster. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. That is real racing. That's why Europeans think Americans are goofy. Fuck, dude. That's Indy? You're marching for air. That's Formula One. Yeah, that's Formula One.

That's basically you're like sitting on a missile. Well, they're also, if you see, it's a changing course. Like the course, the Formula One course has a lot. Well, they're also, if you see, it's a changing course. Like the course, the Formula One course has a lot of turns, right? I mean, see if you could get a map of a Formula One. Formula is like a crazy track when NASCAR is just a circle. Exactly. Exactly. NASCAR is like an oval, right?

Most of the time. They do have street courses, though. Oh, they do? NASCAR does? Yeah, they don't usually do it, though. What's an average Formula... Like, pull up a famous... I'm pulling up.

What's a famous Formula One race? They have a bunch, right? Sure. I know there was a guy named Mario Andretti. What's a famous Formula One race? Mario Andretti. A famous Formula One race? Racer or race?

No, race. A race. A race. Isn't the one in Monaco? One race? Racer or race? A race. Isn't the one in Monaco? Isn't there one in Monaco? Do you know what that one's called? Grand Prix. Monaco. The Monaco Formula One. It's got 17, 19 turns in it. Yeah, okay. Let me see what that looks like. Let's see what that looks like. Jamie is a handsome devil.

Beautiful, man. When am I going to lose it? I haven't lost it yet. Look at all that shit. Look at all those turns. God damn, those are crazy. Look at the upper right-hand corner. Like a fish's shit. Look at all those turns. God damn, those are crazy. Look at the upper right-hand corner. Like a fish's mouth. Look at that crazy turn. Like an eel face. Yeah, that's crazy. Look at that turn.

So what do you think the NASCAR thing is? Holy shit. Why don't they want all that shit? Because they want to be able to see the whole race from where they're sitting. I think it's... Right? Because here, you can't see shit if you're sitting... Formula 1 is so expensive.

You just wait for the cars to pass by. You're like like this sucks That's why there's nobody there There's like four people Standing there You wanna watch a car just race I get it those fucking country guys They gotta dance

That's exactly right They think they're intellectual You're only gonna get to see it's like odd That's it that's it let's play free time with that flamethrower he's right are you listening to him

they have fucking tents and shit have barbecues yeah you get to see 30 seconds of car meanwhile the country they're the ones

that are geniuses this wreck happened this year in the F1 race oh this is where the girl fucks up what about this is still if someone dies up. What happened?

Did someone die? I don't want to see it. She didn't die. No, she broke her neck. She's back, though. She's pretty hot, too. She's still racing? Hell yeah, she's back right now. Damn.

Yeah, broke her neck. Maybe there was just bone spurs in there. Oh, my God. She flies into the wall. She flew into the wall. She's young, too. She's all right, though. She's only 17 and she

races formula one she's not legal fuck dude how crazy is that her parents got assigned for that shit for sure go to school but formula one is so expensive like just to have so expensive and does it yeah it's more than that oh yeah way more expensive. It's more? Way more. How come? Oh, so much more. Fucking European prices. It's like the Elisabethan hearts. The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds. Is that what they do?

It's like, yes. Admit it. Is that Illuminati? I'll admit nothing. Formula One is Illuminati. Move in. Move in. How could it?

How could Formula One be Illuminati? How couldn't it be? What if it wasn't? I know it is. What if it wasn't? What if it wasn't? Just a quick Google search. The price to run a NASCAR team.

If the Illuminati are not at Formula One races, what the fuck are you doing? Hold on a second. What are you saying, Jamie? Horse racing. Hold on. Listen to Jamie here for a moment, please. I just quickly Google searched. An average team costs anywhere between $20 to $60 million for NASCAR.

Yeah. For F1, it's anywhere between $200. It's around $250 million, it says. What? Whoa. It's expensive. Yeah. Just for a team.

And those like Red Bull, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, those boys make bank, too. Hey, buddy, Daniel. There's Lewis Hamilton Hamilton how about Lewis Hamilton was a mixed family his dad would fucking work like three jobs just because it's so expensive

as a kid to do it he's like I'll pay for it but you gotta win you gotta fucking win if I'm gonna do this how crazy is it that nobody knows about it but it's fuck

there's so much money no America doesn't know about it Europeans are crazy America doesn't know about it my brother does but but that's why. Guys, you've got to stop talking over each other. I know. I know.

Go ahead. Dude, nobody, there's no, like, no kids are into Formula One racing. Unless you're born into, like, the Vanderbilt, the fucking Harrimans. You know what I mean? The masses are not into this shit. You and I are not getting a chance at it. But that's only in America, right? In Europe, it's very popular.

The kids don't give a fuck about that shit in Europe. Huge. You know what I mean? The kids don't give a fuck about that shit. It's huge. No, they love it. I think it's wrong. Lewis Hamilton grew up doing it.

I think that's incorrect. My boy Daniel grew up doing it. I think that's incorrect. I think only the Rockefellers are into it. I think that's incorrect. My boy Daniel grew up doing it. I think that's incorrect. I think only the Rockefellers are into it. I think that's incorrect. They like it in Australia as well. As somebody who grew up overseas, I can promise you that they, in the Middle East, anywhere in Europe, my father is a Vanderbilt.

Damn. But it's so popular. Harriet Senna. So Senna, take a look at Sena. Look at Sena's funeral. Bring up Ariat Sena's funeral in Brazil. He died. He was the best.

He was the best. And take a look at how many people showed up for his funeral in Brazil. Take a look at this, please. Yeah, it's incredible. More or less than Michael Jackson. He was a racer. Yeah, he was.

He was a racer. He was on TV like it's on him. Is it his son who races now? I believe so. He was the greatest. And he was such a monk. He wouldn't even hang with girls. In the US, we would never know.

He was like a matador. He only thought about racing. He was a beast, dude. Really? And I think a thing went through his... Look at that funeral. Damn, he died? Look at that funeral.

Everybody came out. Everybody. It goes all the way back. There's an amazing documentary. It's just called Senna. You can get it on iTunes. Netflix? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe it's on Netflix. Why is everything Netflix with you? It might be. Ina. You can get it on iTunes. Netflix? Maybe.

I don't know. Maybe it's on Netflix. Why is everything Netflix with you? It might be. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. But I got it off of iTunes. It's fucking incredible, man.

When you see the footage of those guys. Man, it's just like, I mean, you're living your life on these split-second decisions and controlling some impossibly powerful vehicle when you're going around these fucking turns and everything's happening so fast and this guy just had this lightning precision ability to make decisions. He was a hero.

It's like Dale Earnhardt Jr. when his pappy died, then they fixed the car so no one's really died since. Once his dad died, they're like, we need to fix this shit. And now there's all sorts

of safety stuff in it. That was a fascinating conversation about how many concussions that guy's had because I never would have thought of that. How many did he have? A ton. I forget the number. He had to do a rehab for it.

A bunch of rehab. And he had moments where for six months he was just a mess. Andy Stumpf, he's had so many concussions because they would blast doors and he would be the one to set the charge and all his friends are hanging,

hiding, and he'd be like, where the fuck am I gonna go? And he said he's had over like 200. 200 concussions. That can't end well. Got shot in the hip,

can't feel his foot from the knee down. Why is he staying with you right now? Because he had no, he had a place to stay but I go, stay with me.

What are you doing? I got, you know, we're gonna have a fucking party. When we were on the man show, we had a sketch that got declined it was about an asian nascar driver oh that's right was blowing up because he was just always wrecking and totally drove the ratings up so they everybody wanted him because he was just not a bad ass it's not a bad sketch you would have to have an asian guy write that though like if Bobby Lee wrote that, it would be cool.

But if we wrote it, it would be like Super Rude. He was involved in the most epic wrecks. You know what I mean? And people loved him. What do we got here? We're watching golf. How dare us? Who has ever played this shit?

I've played it. It's boring. How many times? I've played a lot. A handful. A lot, buddy? Your papi plays, right? Yeah, my papi plays.

I used to play once a year in a charity event. They can't wiretap you out in the fucking golf course. You know, that's why all those rich white people, they're out there going, it's true. I'm glad you guys agreed that you have the same view on politics. It's how we control shit. Yeah. Golf, it's just an excuse. Is there a one game that symbolizes more like really super rich dudes out there making deals,

playing a game, like golf? Nothing. No. They literally tell you. Tell us about it, Brian. If you want to succeed in business, people tell you. You should learn how to play golf. Tell us how it happens, Brian.

And it's 99% white. He doesn't go out there playing golf with business people. But imagine. Hypothetically, like OJ. How does it go down? I'll tell you a real story. Tell you two stories. How does it go down? Here's a good story tell you two stories how does it go down

here's a good story for you tell me about it so my mother my father this guy comes out to play golf my father

who was a big investment guy and he wanted my father to invest in his company what year is this in this investment firm whatever thing what year B this is

1929 1990 1990 model T yep yep 1990 and they go out to play golf Year B. This is 1990. 1929. 1990. 1990. You're on a Model T. Yep, yep, yep. 1990. And they go out to play golf in Greenwich, Connecticut. My mother watches him.

Everybody cheats at golf. But my mother sees him kick the ball just a little bit into a better lie. Because he was in a taller grass. Kick the ball into like shorter grass so he could get a better swing. Here's the difference. When I do that, I go, I'm kicking the ball in. He did it,

but he looked around to make sure nobody was watching. My mother, Sicilian girl from New York City, just went, oh, interesting. Your mom's a snitch. She goes, you tried to get rid of me. Snitch.

Your mom's a fucking snitch. Snitch, bro. So watch this. That's the takeaway. Your mom's a snitch. My mother goes, wow, that guy just cheated secretly and it's a fucking snitch snitch bro so watch this that's the takeaway your mom's a snitch my mother goes wow that guy just cheated secretly and it's a bullshit game

snitch she goes bad guy she says my father bad guy she goes watch this she goes don't invest in this thing

that guy's a crook my father goes bullshit she goes if you do I'm gonna divorce you my father goes Jesus you're really serious

she goes I'll divorce you well hey if you were playing pool check it out guy went to jail guy went to jail for 15 years that guy was Donald Trump it was a huge deal I'll divorce you. Well, hey, if you were playing pool. Check it out. Guy went to jail. Guy went to jail for 15 years. That guy was Donald Trump.

It was a huge deal. I'll tell you his name afterwards, but he was a huge fucking scam artist. He was one of those guys. In the news, everything else, that whole thing. Everybody invested and went broke. What guy? Don't do shit around Mama Callen. Mama Callen's a snitch.

Why is he looking at you? You know that guy. You know that guy. What guy? You know that guy. Okay, so what happened? That's a friendlyitch. Why are you looking at you? You know that guy. You know that guy. What guy? You know that guy. Okay, so what happens? That's for Andy King, though. Don't you think?

The little things in life you can pick up on. Well, jujitsu, perfect example. Eddie, remember there was one time where Eddie met this guy, and the guy just started doing jujitsu. He was a white belt, and he called Eddie up, and he told Eddie, yeah, I got a bunch of guys on Triangle today. I arm barred a guy, and he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he knew right away.

This guy's full of shit. Yeah, I didn't know him. Bro, you didn't triangle a bunch of people and armbar people on your first date. You didn't even know how to do those things. That's so weird. People lie in the weirdest way. But he knew right away. Eddie, in talking to him, he's like, what?

Eddie, talking to him, he's like, what? Because the only reason he started doing jiu-jitsu is because we were, he wanted us to co-promote some kind of martial arts event. And I didn't know. Would we know the martial arts event? I didn't know if he was a legit promoter or not. He seemed really cool. He knew some people that I knew. And he wanted to do the show, and he was going to involve me in it.

And then he came down to my school, and after one class, he's telling me the next day, oh, I fucking loved it, man. I triangled a couple guys, fucking arm bar. I'm like, wait a minute. It's your first day ever? Yeah. He goes, yeah, I was so crazy. This comes natural to me.

And I thought, shit, maybe I shouldn't go into business with this guy. No, exactly. So right there, I was like, I got to back out now. This motherfucker lying about jujitsu. He'll lie about everything else. And so there came a time where I had to sit him down, but it was ugly. Sit him down and kick him out of the gym.

Joe and I, ever since we were, we'd known each other since we were 28, and we'd just be talking, and I'd say something. I'd be like, yeah. I'd be like, I don't know. Yeah, I thought whatever it might be. I tapped him out and i'm like not really you know whatever we'd say yeah we were like what you tell a little white lie because you just didn't you're just it's convenient and i was like you have to walk it back you're like nah it didn't happen it's a

weird thing when people make shit up though yeah he Yeah, he was a kung fu champion. Traveled to Okinawa, fought everyone bare knuckle. There was a lot of those guys. Back when I first opened up 10th Planet, this was 2004, there was a girl that trained there. And she just started training there. She was like a CrossFit type chick. She was like buff. And she just started.

She was like six months into it. And she starts telling me that she tapped one of my purple belts and she's 105 pounds I'm like damn what you tell you tap Kade and I said okay cuz I don't want people to have like a false sense of security and you get so you gotta know what you can't if someone if you sometimes when you go with a kid you let him take an arm bar. You know what I mean? You let them,

when they're kids. Yeah. But when they're adults, if you do that to them, they're going to actually think they really tapped you. Yeah. They're not going to know. Some of them,

some of them will say, oh, he let me. He's being, he's going light. He let me. He's going light. Some will go,

fuck, I'm tapping these motherfuckers out and I'm a bad motherfucker. And this girl totally thought that. Well, I remember when I first learned, some will go, fuck, I'm tapping these motherfuckers out, and I'm a bad motherfucker. And this girl totally thought that. Well, I remember when I first learned, man, I was a little confused. I was like, what's happening here? Am I actually tapping this person? This doesn't make any sense.

He let me. I'm like, I figured it out pretty quick. And then the girl called me. The girl called me and said, hey, listen, I'm excited. I just won first place in my division and second place in absolute call me back i want to tell you what's up call me she was so excited she won first place in her division and second place in absolutes how many matches do you think she won two zero oh well did everybody forfeit she won her division

because no one showed up oh my god so she had she had one match she was alive though she had one match in absolute and she lost

see people people are so weird so she won her division and she got second in absolute people are so fucking weird so she was acting

like she won the lottery there was a girl I dated there was a girl it's like crying and lottery. There was a girl I dated. It's like crying and shit. There was a girl I went on a date with. This ain't American Idol. I went on a date with a girl.

You didn't find anything. You lost. It's so fucking weird. Some people do that. I went on a date with a girl and she was weird. We went on a date and I was like, this is weird.

She was just weird. Just a little zany. And then I get a call from her a year later, and she goes, make sure you watch. It was a show like The Practice or something. Make sure you watch The Practice. I go, why? She goes, because my hands are in it, and I push a door. I'm not kidding.

And I go, I start laughing. I go, yeah, right. I go, what are you talking about? She goes, well, my hands are, my hands are, you'll see my hands when I push them. I'm just calling my friends to tell them because that's like my first TV thing. I go, I go, you got to get out more. Are there hand actors? I go, you got to get out more. She goes,

what? I go, you can't. I go, you can't tell people that. You can't call people and tell them. She goes, I have my whole family watching. What are you talking about? It's my first time on TV. I go, it's not. It's your hands. Because I guess Glenn closed somebody who was going to push the door, but first time on TV I go it's not it's your hands because I guess Glenn Close somebody was going to push the door

but they used her hands instead because she's not going to do a close up picture and I go you can't you can't tell people she was just so excited

she's a good person but I was like you can't tell people that you can't tell people that because they're they're going to think it's weird and some people just don't have a gauge maybe for

how weird that sounds it might be a big deal to them though you know like you're on all these big tv shows that's not a big deal maybe she comes from a small town she's like look those are my a huge part of a huge part of success is knowing when you suck and when you're good that's not a matter of sucking or gooding it's a matter of it's not being that important a moment but it might be important for her she likes you she thinks maybe you'd want to see her oh that's my friend alice's hands no because we had we had lost touch i was in a role she was calling everybody maybe or maybe she was trying to reconnect i was one of the more interesting guys no i was number 78 i wish that was true maybe she was trying to it was true. Maybe she's trying to reconnect. She called you that stupid excuse.

She wasn't into me. I'm promising. With a well-read, handsome gentleman with a real six-pack without even flexing. And a real career and she's trying to fuck.

I didn't have a real career back then. She likes strange whittled down wrists and forearms. Hey, man, don't say anything about my wrists, man.

I'm sensitive about that shit, bro. Pokey wrists and forearms. Dude, so I might really be in this podcast if you took your shirt off. Stupid. I got carried away. I'm an idiot.

I'm an idiot. This whole podcast is ridiculous. I'm 52 and I took my shirt off and I was throwing punch There's no difference, man. The only difference

is you're better at being a person than you were when you were 32 or 22. Or you're just stuck in your ways. No,

you're better at being a person. You're better at doing it with like the least amount of Fucking stress And more friendly You're better at life But at the end of the day you're just a person

It's all the same shit Shredded but still a person Did he have Obliques Dick root Is that what that is? Dick root is when guys pull their sweatpants down. Right above the bush.

Right above the bush. You didn't do that? No, Dane has a couple of pictures like that. I know something he's around. A couple of little pictures of your dick root. A couple of actors and comedians do that. It's not gay. It's not gay.

No, but pull a short shot of it. Dick root. It's totally normal. It's a weird thing that, you know, it's kind of grown. I think it's going to go the way of the bell bottom, personally. Dick Root? Yeah, I get it, bro. No one shows it now.

When's the last time you saw it? These guys are still slinging it. They're still slinging it to jail now. The greatest shit on Dick Root are dudes who don't have dick. They're still wearing fucking affliction jerseys. The game with his dick. I can't believe the game showed his dick like that. He's a fat dick.

I want to let you guys know that I co-opt. That's my term. Dick Root. I invented that shit. So if it gets out there into the lexicon. You know, my boy Brett Ernst says that. Guy's got a good root. Depressive root.

That's a different thing. That's a different thing. He's talking about the physical dick. That's the actual dick itself. He's talking about the root. Dick root is the base, like the bottom of the tree, bro. Like where the leaves hit the bark. Good thing DC's clearing that picture.

He's got a MacBook. Oh, cool. He's doing that shit for a MacBook. Things are being's clear in that picture. He's got a MacBook. Oh, cool. ESPN thinks we're being clear on the right there. Well, you know, they're Skyping them in, man. That's the difference between ESPN from decades ago and now. People don't give a fuck. Think about how many YouTube videos that people watch that are all granny and shit. They don't care. They want the information.

They want to hear Cormier talk. What's going on? You going to fight Francis? He needs CNN. I think he needs good production You know that You know that DC's Weighing his options You know he's weighing his options You need to see Washington Post

DC's gonna defend His Mexican brother Wow He's He's DC versus Francis Would be Fucking crazy

Still going DC Wow really I don't bet against DC Unless it's against John Jones. It's hard to bet against Ngannou. Really? I mean, you could tell how much stronger he was than Kane. Usually Kane throws people around, but he couldn't throw this dude around.

Talk about Kane from 2002. It's a different kind of strength. John would beat Francis. Let me tell you something, man. John Jones? Yeah. Wow. Five times times I bet

Five dollars John's on another level John's on another level Another level I bet you You're rich now or something Like yeah Five dollars don't mean nothing

Who does John fight next? The thing about If DC fought Francis DC would not He has more options He's healthier Than Kane is Right

He's got more options In terms of the way he moves He's 40 Also Yeah he is But also He's got success Kane is. He's got more options in terms of the way he moves. He's 40. Yeah, he is. But also, he's got success at heavyweight against Stipe. He's won the Strikeforce Grand Prix. I mean, he threw Josh Barnett around. He was a fucking tank, man.

He was a tank when he was in Strikeforce. And at 205, it may very well be that he fights at his best at heavyweight. I like him and John at heavyweight because DC has power at heavyweight. I like him and John at heavyweight because DC has power at heavyweight. He doesn't cut weight. We've never seen John at heavyweight. I don't want to see them at light heavyweight. We've seen how that works out. It's just

not in the cards. It would be a phenomenal fight at heavyweight. At heavyweight, that shit is ridiculous. But this guy at heavyweight, that's the scariest one. I find John scarier. I find John scarier. You think it'll be like a DC

avenging his brother's loss oh there it is you think it'll be that's how I'd set it up but DC's gonna retire in March he says when he turns 40 which Dana's might

shut your fucking mouth for his money if they keep coming with the shackles you retire when I say so here's your money here's John

wait here's Brock here's John or here's Francis DC to me impressive like just from his stature, he's the most impressive fighter to ever step in the octagon in terms of what he has to work with as far as being 5'9", 5'10", maybe? No, he's taller than that. He's 5'11".

I think he's 5'11". He's at least 5'10". You're out of your mind. Let's say 5'10". Let's give him 5'10". I'll give him 5'10". No, but you're right. He's below 6' tall.

It's crazy. And he's a tank. His shoulders are narrow. His shoulders are narrow. He's not like a lab dude. 5'10". Let's give him 5'10". I'll give him 5'10". No, but you're right. He's below six feet tall. It's crazy. And he's a tank. His shoulders are narrow. He's not like a lab dude. And just takes... And is basically undefeated except for Jon Jones. It's astonishing. He's so talented.

He's so good. Jamie could find out right now. But Google doesn't count for height and weight. They don't? I have an Instagram of him. He's standing next to him. It's so weird. He's here.

He's standing next to him. But the UFC... You can have fucking cowboy measures.. He's not here. But the UFC measures you. But he's still here. No. They put Shane Carman at 6'5". I was wearing stilts. You could wear high heels. High prints.

They put Carman at 6'5". He's 6'2". Shane Carman. I'm pretty sure Cormier is probably the shortest heavyweight champion in the history of the sport, right? Oh, he's a Hall of Famer. That's Ngannou right there. Look at that. Ngannou.

Well, that'd be racist, Eddie. And we'll just keep on moving. Ngannou is like 10 times more muscular than that dude. Ngannou is a real unusual person. Is he true? Oh, shit. Snap. It's the one thing I don't give a fuck about is college basketball.

Yeah, I don't care either. But it's weird, though, when you see these athletes. He's not March, bro. You don't understand it. When you see these athletes like a LeBron James who's like a clear top of the food chain freak. When you see one of those guys you see more of those

guys in things like basketball and football. Clearly, right? What do you mean more? You mean all of them? All of them, right? What are the numbers? It's not all, but what do you think? As freaks? Yeah, freaks. Where do freaks go? In the NBA? NBA has the biggest freaks. More than the NFL?

No, NFL. Come on, man. But let's just add them all. Let's go three together. Let's go all three together. How about your boy, your Corn Fred fan you brought to San Diego? Who's that gigantic gentleman? Oh, Joe Klofenstein. Okay, that gigantic gentleman is from another gene pool. Fucking

super nice guy. He's skinny right now, dude. He's so big. You see his legs and ass? The worst diet you've ever seen. He eats fast food every day. This is a perfect example. Because this is a... They're hitting each other all day long. Different sport. They're tackling each other. Well, you know what I mean?

There's freaks. There's freaks in both sports. There's Herschel Walker. All of them are freaks in the NBA. They're single arm freaks. They tackle you and go after you and bring you down. They're freaks too. As opposed to guys that are just throwing balls. There's some freaks in everything, right?

There's a different kind of beast right there. Guys with a ball. There's nobody tackling him against a guy where there's people trying to kill you and That's the nature of the sport. But as far as pure athletic ability, NBA has the biggest freaks in the world. Wow. Tallest guys is what you mean. No, just overall.

So you have these specimens, right? You have these specimens that stand out. We're talking about Ray Lewis. You have these specimens that stand out in almost every sport, right? And Brock Lesnar is a great example of that. What basketball player can fuck with Ray Lewis? Name one.

Maybe LeBron. In what aspect? In faster, jump higher. In fighting. The true test of beastliness. Hey, Eddie,

hold on a second. Eddie, if you did a decathlon of all the athletes from NBA, NFL, NHL. No, no, I don't. I'm a football guy. The NBA beats all of them.

Okay, in terms of like top of the food chain athletics. Yeah, like speed, hot jump. No, everything. Agility. It's basketball by far. Okay, so let's just say. Dominating another man. But let's just say.

Let's just say. Let's go NFL. Let's go NBA, UFC. Just narrow it down to those three. UFC's way down there. Tell those guys UFC. Right, but what are the percentages of real freaks? Like the Brock Lesnar type freaks.

And the NFL and NBA. Who gets the most? Who gets the most? NFL. And what is the numbers? Do 4% get down to the UFC? Do 10%? Is it 25%?

I would say 2% of the UFC is freak athletes. Wow. Does freak mean you're a freak because you're a beast? And I'd say 96% NFL and 99% NBA. Or you're a freak because you can jump high. No, hugely unusual in every facet. You look at a LeBron James. I mean, fill in the blank.

There's a bunch of guys. Every player. Every player in the NBA. Look at all the Golden state warriors the greek freak yeah i mean you can step on curry yeah height is important in basketball because in basketball for sure but i mean i'm talking about fighting in football too um well you know when you're talking about fighting football is a way more violent encounter and people that would like be probably better at fighting would be drawn you'd have to be more of a freak

to be in that more of a violent sport. That's a violent-ass sport. Especially to be super competitive. Every play is violence. You're off to make the NFL way higher than the NBA. Well, here's the other thing, too. There's way more on the line.

Oh, my God. There's way more on the line. In regards to the NFL? Physical punishment. Exactly. But that doesn't mean you're more athletic because you're willing to run into a wall or get punched in the face. It doesn't mean that.

That's a completely separate rule. You're right. But we need super athletic guys to survive in this sport. But here's the thing. It's so important. In the UFC? There's not enough money. But here's the thing. What if those guys are trickling over? They're not in the UFC. Why would they trickle over though, Joe?

Well, because they think that they have a better chance at controlling their destiny fighting than they would if they think they're colliding with people all the time on the football field. The thing about colliding with people is like, I really feel like certain guys, like look at Ryan Bader's last few fights.

I mean, they were talking about this in the Bellator broadcast. The guy barely got hit In like three fights he won the heavyweight grand prix One punch Against world class competition How much money do you make? I don't know that's a good question

I'm sure he made a shit load of money Football players be making like 10 million a year Right but the thing is like he controlled his destiny in these encounters Which I don't think you totally can in football But still Ryan Bader the money he makes and the longevity and all that is a fraction what an NFL or NBA player makes. 100%. No, he might be the most famous guy in the world,

but there's the guy who's the third-string quarterback on the San Diego Chargers who makes more money. Exactly. No, you're right. I'm 100% with you. Third-string? Third-string stuff. They only carry two in the NFL these days.

It's just an exaggeration. But wouldn't you rather be the guy who controls his own destiny? Like the thing about like- No, because for every guy- Sorry, Joe, I didn't interrupt you. Go ahead. For every guy that controls his destiny, a lot of those guys are fucked over. Because you have a pension, too, in the NFL.

Well, it pays for your college education. And there's a blueprint. Pop Warner, high school, I'm good. I get a college education. I'm good. I a college education I'm good I get drafted And you get UNICEF He made $150,000 flat

And then he made After taxes $150,000 flat What do you think Yeah What do you think he made With his sponsors and shit Because in Bellator

You can do the sponsors Let's say he made $250,000 On top of that All told $250,000 Damn Wow That's about it, huh?

This guy's making that a month. He's a world champion. He's a double champion. Yeah. He's a world champion. Light heavyweight and heavyweight over there. That's a weird thing, right? That world champion thing. It's almost like no one should be able to...

Remember they tried to do that shit with Fedor? They tried to give him the whamma. They gave him the whamma. The world. The whamma championship. Remember that? They invented a whamma. And everybody them the whamma. The world. The whamma championship. Remember that? They invented a whamma, and everybody was like,

why did you call it? Hey, when you were watching Crow Cop last night, I thought, are they going to do Crow Cop Fedor? Wow. Did that run through your mind? It's Crow Cop's first fight in Bellator. I went,

I bet they're going to do set up Crow Cop Fedor. I'd watch the fuck out of that. I'd watch the shit out of that. I'd watch the shit out of that. And that's where I'm at with those guys If they still want to do it Cro Cop obviously still wants to do it Maybe you have Dator on your show

And you talk about a fighting Well it would be hard I would really want to talk to someone Joey and Yoel was great Because I knew Joey And I knew Yoel When Joey and Yoel were together And Joey was translating back and forthel was great because I knew Joey and I knew Yoel. Like when Joey and Yoel were together and Joey was like translating back and forth, that was great. But I would have to really know someone real well who spoke Russian.

Do you have any Russian friends, any Russian spies? Callen can call up your dad. Callen's got some connections. We're going to go to the beach and pick up a bottle with a message in it. They say Fedor's favorite place there is Red Lobster, and his favorite clothing store is Abercrombie, which I find fascinating. Likes that smell, and plus them pretty faces on the walls. You like Abercrombie?

No, not for me. When you go to the mall, what do you look for? Starbucks. A straight Starbucks. That hat that says Lids. No Chipotle, no Starbucks, gun to your head, you go into one store. Nordstrom's.

Damn. What about Bloomingdale's? No, bro. They're nice, too, but I said Nordstrom's, bro. Nordstrom's. Damn. What about Bloomingdale's? No, bro. Third Ice, too, but I said Nordstrom's, bro. Nordstrom's, bro. Why are you acting like it's conspiratorial? You go to Bloomingdale's, you pick up their jeans. I went in there to buy my wife some jeans.

I'm like, God damn it. These motherfuckers are 400 bucks. It's not cheap. Well, Nordstrom's has higher quality clothing. How the fuck do you know that? How do you know that? They're both good. But if you go to Nordstrom's back,

You know what I want before we do this podcast? Does that mean you're less of a human? No, it's okay. It's okay? I mean, I won't talk to you. You guys are going to hate me for this. What? You know what I want?

I want one example idea of why we should believe the earth is flat. That's what I want. Are you kidding me? You son of a bitch. I want it so bad, and I am high and drunk. We can talk about flattery as long as it's a joke and it's funny. I'm cool. Because if it gets angry, then it's not fun.

I'm not married to that. If it's a joke. If it's a joke. I'm not married to it. Jokey, jokey. Convince me that it's flat. There's no way I could do that. God, really?

There's not one example? It takes about a year and a half. A year and a half? That's too much. It's very hard. The indoctrination is so strong. You look at your son's cartoons, it's all space.

I look at all my shit, all the shit my son likes, his everything is there taking place. I'm doing research on this currently. I want to direct everyone to hashtag space is fake.

I've been doing research on space being fake. Is that real? That's a real site? Yeah, hashtag space is fake is something I'm investigating for my next hour. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm legitimately looking deep into people that- Dude, Flat Earth- Flat Earth is like, what? Space is fake. What? You dumb motherfucker. You mean Flat Earth is like-

Flat Earth is what? No, no, no. It's the same thing. Okay. You got it all wrong. You got it all wrong. I've got to think this is not very organized. No, what I'm saying is- I've got to think I couldn't have it all wrong.

There's no way. Anybody that thinks the earth is flat, they totally don't believe what we're taught about what's above us. So when people say space is fake- What about the sun? They mean all the stuff, information we're getting, you're lying about that shit. It's not that it doesn't exist. Of course it exists. We see it.

Right, of course. But space is fake sounds ridiculous. Like we're looking at it and it's fake? That's ridiculous. That's not what it means. It means that all the information we got about all those lights in the sky, they're lying to us. They're lying to us.

Why would NASA lie? And there's a reason. I can sit here and tell you, but you guys don't want to hear it. Hold on. Can you give us the cliff notes? The cliff notes are, man. Have you studied any kind of a? He doesn't need to be.

Let's hear just a few of it. The goal has always been for the most powerful emperors, a one world government. Theyperors a one world government. They always wanted a one world government. All the Roman emperors, they try to figure out, they try to do different combinations. How about, and they would fall and they would, a new emperor would come and go, you know what? I'm going to fucking rule the world.

I'm not going to let my soldiers get married. That way we'll have a stronger army. They have different philosophies. Everyone believed different shit, but they all wanted a one world government. There's no way to have a fucking one world government. Nobody's into that shit. Right.

Not even other rulers from small countries are like one world government. That's going to put me out of a job. Fuck your one world government. People that don't know shit about politics don't want a one world government. There's no way you're going to sell the one world government. It's impossible. The only way, the only way to make a one world government work

is to have the people embrace it. They have to want it because nobody wants it. So the trick is to make people want it, to embrace it. There's only one way. I got to pee. There's only one way. Hold on, this is very important. I've heard this. There's only one way. Hold on. This is very important.

I've heard this. I know this. I know this. I don't know this. The only way. And they've known this forever. The Vatican knew this. The Vatican, the Pope wanted to rule the world.

They all knew it, but they couldn't do it. They all knew it, but they knew one way. But there's no way. How are they going to put it on? What's the one way, man? The only way is if there was some extraterrestrial threat from up above us. That would be the only way to have everyone embrace the one world government. They all knew that for years.

They didn't work so far. That's the plan. They could never make it work. They should have planned that. They didn't have the technology 500 years ago. The Vatican knew about it. They wanted it. And you go

to the vatican you see paintings that paintings of like ufos with aliens in them and back when i used to believe in ufos but before i figured out that um ufos were are they want us to believe in ufos they're preparing us for a fake alien invasion. That's always been the plan. A one world government. The only way to do it is to get us to embrace it. And the only way to embrace it is from an alien attack. Ronald Reagan talked about it many times at the UN, CFR. He talked about it. He looked at all the leaders of the world and said, wouldn't it make our lives easier if we just had some you know

some kind of extraterrestrial threat he said that shit he said that in front of the un wouldn't oh like he's trying to get everybody into into i don't think he ever said that no no he said that many times it's on video many times ronald reagan what ronald ever heard of him ever heard of george bush was vice president right he was talking about and Reagan. Ever heard of him, Brian? Ever heard of him? George Bush was vice president. Right. He was talking about, and there's many videos of him saying, what lies before us. He's in front of the nation doing a State of the Union address saying, what lies before us is the opportunity to forge a new world order, a world, an order.

Because he's talking about like it's time. Do you think that means the the space is fake. Yeah When people ask me why would they fake space? It's always been about a fake alien attack. You can't have a fake Apologist never to have a fake alien attack without space, but I've never heard of politics You have that space first, so they always you know who promoted space more than anybody who wanted nazis who wanted nazis russians but before the nazis you know who wanted no the vaticans the vatican they have all the biggest uh they have all the astronomers they're all jesuit vaticans all of them all the ones that are giving us this information about space they

all come from the vatican the vatican has Vatican said that the Earth- You know what the name of the Vatican telescope is? Wait a minute. The Vatican doesn't have the most powerful telescope. Yes, they do. You know what its name is? What is it called? The most powerful telescope, the Vatican. And you know what name it is?

What? I've done the research on YouTube. On YouTube? I have the links. But you don't have the links. Do you know what the name of this- Isn't the biggest one in Chile? The most powerful telescope in the world.

It's in the Vatican. Do you know the- Lucifer. Lucifer's dick balls? What? Lucifer's dick and balls? I've, the most powerful telescope in the world. It's in the Vatican. Do you know that? Lucifer. Lucifer's dick balls? Lucifer's dick and balls? I've never seen this fucking telescope. Yeah, yeah, it's legit, dude. I think the biggest one's

in Chile. I think they have to be in high altitude. It's in the Vatican. Yeah, I don't think it's in the Vatican. So when people ask me, why would they fake

all this shit? Well, I don't think that's the biggest telescope, This is just a crazy theory. I'm trying, I'm just, It certainly is. I've never heard of it. It's a crazy theory. I'm trying to, I'm just. It certainly is. We're talking about a theory. It's funny.

It's a funny theory. But Eddie, these new Chile very large array telescopes that they're creating are fucking gigantic. And they take over enormous pieces of land. Listen, I was with you. Google the very large array. Listen, I was with you. It's called, no, it's called the very large telescope. I watched the documentary with you at your house.

It was like 2001. And they said in five years, it's a documentary about them putting together The Very Large Telescope in Chile. And they're talking about by the year 2005, we're going to have three telescopes linked with a computer to make us, we're going to see further into space than ever before. None of that shit came.

What are you talking about? None of that shit came. Is that up? Is the Very Large Array up yet? Nope. It's the Very Large Telescope. But I know they have them in Hawaii. Isn't it weird that every space documentary, all the series, I had them all.

Joe had them all. We watched them all the time. I tried to remember all the shit about a neutron star and a super hypernova. I was balls deep. Me and Joe were balls deep into space. And then every now and then, we'd watch this documentary after documentary. Morgan Freeman got the universe. We had all that shit.

I DVR'd all that shit. Anything that said space. Will Smith has a new one. I was fucking ball. I thought I was better than people and shit because I knew so much about space. And every now and then, I'd watch all that shit i dvd all that shit anything that said space will smith i was fucking ball i thought i was better than people and shit because i knew so much about space and every now and then i'd watch all that shit and wonder and wonder what this is all cartoons eddie why this is all and then i go okay whatever whatever and then i keep watching all dvds on space are all cgi there's nothing real and everyone watches that believe it. The narration is all programming.

What's above us and what we're on, we're being lied to. Once you go flat, you never go back. Listen. This is a campaign. They're lying to us about everything. Who is they though? Who are they, Eddie?

This is the one thing I want to say. It's not that we believe something ridiculous and you don't you don't believe it we're gullible we're gullible we believe

some weird shit about the flat earth we believe some weird shit you don't believe it you're smart it's not about that it's about we actually

don't know what we're on we always say that we don't know but based on all the shit that we got by the mainstream, we don't believe that. Here's what I think. You believe that.

So it's not that we believe something crazy and you don't because you smell it, the bullshit. But isn't there a scientific tradition? We look at it

totally different. We look at it as you believe all the shit from NASA. Hold on. And we don't believe any of that shit. Yeah, but you use that.

Wait, wait, wait. You use that microphone and you use a cell phone, right? It's science. Hold on. I we don't believe any of that shit. Yeah, but you use that microphone and you use a cell phone, right? It's science. Hold on. I believe in it. That's science. I believe in it. Okay, why do you believe in that?

Because I don't need a study. I don't need to read something to verify. But you benefit from science. I experience it. You benefit from science every day. I know. I love science. So why wouldn't you believe that those...

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