The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 20, 2024

Episode Date: January 21, 2024

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Joey Diaz & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on January 20, 2024. Eddie Bravo is a champion martial artist, founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, musician, stand-up comic, and author. He's the host of "Look Into It - with Eddie Bravo" podcast.www.10thplanetjj.com Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic, writer, and author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.netBrendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion."www.thicccboy.com

You know his dad like it's horrible his childhood was awful we up and here we go five three one six and we're up fight companion ladies and gentlemen right now it's uh the promos they're showing dreckus duplice just strangled Darren Till. And we're about to go live with Fight Companion with the newest in Ladies Edition, Joey motherfucking Diaz. What? What the fuck? What?

What the fuck? What? Let's do this. Who's fighting tonight, Joey? Who's what? Who is it? Duplex. Strickland, Dukas, and then you got Pennington against the other tough woman.

We got a great fucking card. It's a great card. Great card. Dukas. Yeah, what is the full card, young Jamie? Arnold Allen, Mosov, that's a good fight. Kicks off the main card. I love Raquel Pennington. That lady, she has nothing that stands out.

No one thing that stands out other than toughness. It's not like knockout power. It's not amazing submission. It's just that lady's a fucking animal. She's an animal. I love watching her fight. But this chick is tough. Buena Silva's a beast, man. Just no one knows

who she is, unfortunately. No one knows who... You know, it's just one of those under-the-radar fights. Chris Curtis versus Marc-Andre Barriot. That's a big fight, too. Neil Magny and Mike Malott. What's above that? That's the co-main event. Co-main.

Silva, Pennington. And then what's below that? Arnold Allen. Mozart, Ivlyov. That's a big fight. What were the prelims like? Who fought in that? Did Jillian win?

Yeah. Jillian won by what? She won? Yeah, just a TKO. Oh, okay. Nice. Nice. Oh, okay. Nice. Wait a minute. It says she won it?

It was a submission, but I think... Jillian won it? Oh, she won. I think she won KO. She was getting close to submitting her a couple times. The rest of the card is more of like a fight night. What else is up there? Brad Katona. That's the one that's on right now. That just ended.

That's about to kick off. That's fucking... With Arnold Allen. That's fucking... What do you know about Arnold Allen? Savage. He's the future. What's his best shit?

We brought the king of New Jersey, ladies and gentlemen. What's the best shit? We've been trying to get him to move here for three years. He keeps telling me to go fuck myself. You never know. You never fucking know. Listen, I'll buy you a house. I know you...

You tell me what we need to do. Bro, you know I love you to the bone in my heart. I know. I love you too. If we can get you out here, whatever I want to do here and do Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday residency. That's all I want. Done.

That's it. Done. We'll give you Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Let's go. You got to finger bang me a little bit before. I understand. I'm ready to make me come off the fucking stage and go, Joe, I'm ready. I'm moving here.

You're going to go. Why? Because I got to do this every night. Listen, listen, we get your daughter out here She'll enjoy the fuck out of this town. It's great. It's people and very friendly. They're nice just like Happy flying out three days every now and again every Once a month. Once a month, three days. Let's go. It's done. Done deal. That's all I want. And that's how you start.

Yeah. Yes. Let me take you to lunch tomorrow. Let me show you the houses. Let me show you the Catholic school. But you want me to give up on. I'm not trying to get you to give up anything. You got to finger bang me a little bit.

You can't just put a right in his ass, child. I get it. No. I don't want him to kiss my ass. I want him to show me the finger. No, no, no. Put it in your ass. You don't want him to kiss my ass. I want him to show me the... No, no, put it in your ass. You don't remember, but there was one night at the comedy store. I bombed hard.

I went out and I started talking about, like, you know, Adrenochrome babies eating and all that. And it was just silent, and I couldn't come back from it. And when I got backstage, you were like, Listen, Eddie Bravo, you can't just put it in their ass. You got to play with their pussy a little bit. Nibble on their Eddie Bravo, you can't just put it in their ass. You got to play with their pussy a little bit. Nibble on their ears. You just can't put it right in their ass.

I'm like, I'll never figure that out. That's the greatest advice I've ever gotten. It's a gift. You got to go up there and make them fall in love with you. Then you can say whatever the fuck you want. You can light yourself on fire. Dominic Cruz, when was the last time that shirt's on an iron? The fuck is going on with that shirt?

He just found out. He's doing it. As he gets further and further in his career, he gets more and more casual. That's a floppy-ass collar. What's going on up there? That's not baggy. Drakus Duplessis.

That's a big fella. When I'm standing next to him, I never can understand how that guy can make 185 pounds. Strickland ain't small either, though. But at least he fought at 170 at one point in time. Drekus is big. I think Drekus might have fought at 170 as well in that South African organization. Drekus is a big guy for 85, man.

His style is wild, right? Yeah. Unorthodox. But it's controlled chaos. It's a little bit like gaethje controlled chaos it's a motherfucker it just looks awkward so you think he doesn't know what he's doing until he's fucking up everybody heavy hands i mean you got to look at that whittaker fight and you're like if that guy can do that to robert fucking whittaker that's why this fight's important because strickland come off the izzy win everyone's like ah is he just had a bad night right

no one's giving strickland his props. Well, you look at that. The Bruce Magomedov fight. That's the real fight. Because that guy is a fucking assassin for three minutes. That Magomedov guy is as good as anybody alive for three minutes. But he melted him. He melted him. He just broke him.

Well, the guys, that strategy doesn't work. It might work on the lower levels where you go out and storm people. You can't storm a guy like Sean Strickland. He's going to just weather the storm. He knows what's going to happen. So he's going to check your kicks. He's going to move back away from your punches. He's going to take a few body shots and he's just going to get you

into the third round, fourth. It didn't even take that long. At the end of the first round you saw Abu started to fade. I thought that was such a bad matchup too. But that guy's so good. He's so good, but whatever is in his head that he has to come out and hit his foot on the gas, if he just paced

himself, if that guy figured out how to pace himself, he's one of the best middleweights on earth. Remember, too, Strickland took it on short notice. Coming off that cannon there. Remember he lost the cannon there? He just had another fight where he lost, too, where he faded. Abu did. Who was he fighting? Who was the last fight? Was it Nassim?

Who was it? Who was Abus Magomedov's last fight? He's a killer, but if you get him past that three-minute mark. Barallo. Is Zabit coming back? I saw him sparring. No, he's not. Oh, Kyle Barallo.

That guy's a fucking animal. That's another dark horse in that division. Yeah. That guy's another dark horse in that division. That's a big win for him. That guy's good, man. He's fucking good. Yeah.

He's good. He's wild and young. So you're saying Zabit's not coming back? No. No. He put a clip of him training. Yeah, he's in shape. He's like a doctor out there or some shit.

He might be a gay Lord Fox. How do you say his last name? He's a male nurse, I think. Magomed Shapirov, right? Yeah. Zabit. Magomed Shapirov? Yeah.

That's a long ass word. That's the hardest name ever. You should have cut that word down a little bit. That's harder than like Thai names. Zabit was so good. Zabit was so talented. hardest name you should cut that word down a little bit that's harder than like thai names i told you mark henry would he would dm me like bro i'm telling you you need to talk about this kid yeah he's with frank yeager he's with barbosa he's up eight hours ago seven hours ago look at that he's coming back dog uh he's out there feeding squirrels. He's out in the woods and shit. They said the same thing about Khabib.

Because he likes working out, man. There's a lot of people. Look at George St. Pierre. You'd think he's making a comeback, too. He's coming down here training with the Donaher Death Squad. Meanwhile, all he's doing is just being a martial artist. Oh, and I ran with that rumor. I needed the views.

Yeah, you did a good job. You were saying Nick Diaz you completely manufactured a fake scenario that Nick Diaz and George St. Pierre were going to fight UFC 300 I texted him I'm like what are you doing what is this he's like it's nonsense I said I made it I need to I need something to talk about that day everybody went with it Chael Sonnen made a video about it Chael Sonnen's a man he He knows how to do it, too. There's a few of these guys, like yourself, that have gone from fighting to talking about fighting, and they're doing a fucking great job.

It's a smart move. Chael's the best at it. And Chael, I mean, he's on ESPN now. He's doing everything. He does his own show. He's the best at it. Chael's interesting because I do podcasts, so it's an hour, hour and a half sometimes. Chael just does clips.

He just puts out clips on YouTube. He doesn't do the audio really. Listen, those clips get mad traction. If there's a big fight and there's some big rumor, a big thing, a big... Chael goes... I sent Chael a text because he did a Taco Bell review. I said, damn, is MMA hurting this bad? You're doing food reviews? He goes, bro, I got to figure out something, man.

He goes, when it's the off season, I got to figure out something, dog. Yeah, you got to find something to talk shit about. Chael's good at talking shit. No, the best. I mean, that guy revolutionized shit talking in MMA. He was the guy. Oh, yeah. There was no, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck.

Remember that? I'm defeated. It was like, what? Anderson was the man. Everyone's copying him. And Chael Sonnen stayed in the middle of the octagon saying he sucks. Like, it was incredible. He did it totally different.

How about that shit he said about the Nogueros? Nogueros? Yes. He thought they were feeding the bus. Because I saw him feeding the bus at Cameron. You absolutely suck. Look at Anderson. Biggest rematch in the history of the business.

I'm calling you out, Silva, but we're up in the stakes. I beat you. You leave the division. You beat me. I think I'm on a serious cycle. I will leave the UFC forever. Oh, yeah. He can easily do pro.

If he wanted to do pro wrestling, he easily could have, but the reality of pro wrestling is the damage you take on your body is as bad, if not worse, than fighting. Because they work 300 days a year. They're actually taking the punishment. All the guys that I've had in here,

all the guys I've had in here, bro, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Jake the Snake, all those guys are broken. Diamond Dallas Page, their bodies are broken. Diamond had to start doing yoga. He's great. That's the thing that fixed him, though.

He's got no disc space in his spine, and that guy could stand, do a full split standing. He does all these yoga poses. All those muscles, those stabilizer muscles from that yoga are so strong. He made that keeps it any he rehabilitated a lot of guys a lot of W a lot of WWE we just have on firing the kid he could but he would be better as a manager agree he doesn't have to get head yeah like a mr. foods yes chill would be an amazing man he would be an amazing manager for like a WWE was smart they would have Chael would be an amazing manager. Paul Bear. He would be an amazing manager. If the WWE was smart, they would have Chael go rogue and becomes like this maniac fucking manager. And he comes in, he makes wild accusations.

It would be perfect if he managed Cole Gordon Ryan in WWE. Imagine that shit. Gordon's not going to do that. Gordon Ryan got the size. No, no. He wants to make millions strangling people for real. All Gordon wants to do is be the undisputed, undeniable, greatest of all time. No one can compete. He can do both.

No, he can't. He can make mad money. He's making millions doing videotapes. He makes millions off his videotapes, bro. No, but you know he's out. Do you know that you know, he's out though with it with a stomach issue Yeah, no, I know very well. I know very I talked to me in a movie. Yeah. Yeah, I love going You know, he's a big car. Oh, yeah, we talk all the time. He has a TRX as well He's got a bunch of shit Viper. Yeah, he's the man. He's been talking me to get one of those Calvo Vipers

You're so too. He keeps seven trying to get people to get one, you son of a bitch. I know. I don't need another car. I do. Mosvar Evaliv. This guy's a beast. Tough fight for Arnold. Oh, Eddie, you asked about Arnold Allen.

He's a beast too. Who? Arnold Allen, who's fighting Mosvar. Yeah. So he was coming up. He's from England. He's the shit. His dad was a strongman guy and told his kids, because he had to do steroids, he was like,

never do this. Never, ever do this shit. Don't do what I do. And they did it. No. Arnold's completely against it. Okay. Like, all clean.

Yeah, Arnold's a 145er. This is a great fight, though. Tough fight for Arnold. Ivloev is so smooth, and he's so complete. He is one of the very best in that division at the transition between striking and grappling and being even on both fronts. He's a very good striker and a very good grappler. He's world class at both things.

Monster. There's a few of those guys like Ilya Toporia. Ilya Toporia is a perfect example of a guy who has no weakness. He's so good at grappling, and he's so good at striking, and he's a fucking savage. Tough fight for Alex, right? Especially coming off that mock out so to mug a man Toe so tough that one is in I'm doing that one. That's the one in California. That's right. I only do cow. I only do United States for America motherfucker

That's it. That's it you know I do pay per views in the United States of America It used to be North America I used to do Mexico and I used to Canada the Mexico girls Then Mexico got a little sketch, and then Canada got communist. I'm like, fuck you. I'm staying here. I'm sitting here going, there's something missing. I'm like, wait, I'm high, smoked weed, I had a coffee. No gay stuff.

Brian's not here. Whiskey. Alcohol. That's right. That's what we're missing. Young Jamie. Fuck Trudeau. Fuck Trudeau. Fuck Trudeau. How's that the U.S.A.? You guys are yelling, fuck Trudeau. That's right. Young Jamie.

Fuck Trudeau. He's yelling, fuck Trudeau. Love it. Canada, get your shit together. Come back. Come back to what you used to be. That Pierre Polivere guy, however you say his name. That guy makes sense.

He's also Fidel Castro's kid. We know. I'm not a big conspiracy guy. Come on. Come on. Eddie, back me up on this. Educate him. It's not that crazy.

It's not that crazy. He looks a lot like Castro. Look at the club. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Realistically, I've looked at this. He also looks like his dad. His dad looks like Castro.

His dad's very similar in facial structure to Castro. But explain the mom going to Cuba. Hanging out and he's got to... Nine months before he's born. Your dad was holding him. That's why it's fun. That's why it's a fun theory. And she's on the flight logs so many times. This could all be solved with a very simple DNA test,

which is what I would do. If someone was accusing my dad of being Castro, if someone was saying, your grandfather was Mussolini, I'd be like, no. What are you talking about? Yeah, look, your grandma fucked Mussolini. You think your grampy, the guy that used to take you fishing, you think that was your grandfather?

No. Your grandfather was Mussolini. I'd be like, no. I would have to find out. And then they showed you a picture. I'd find out. Then they showed you a picture of Mussolini holding you. You'd be like, oh, shit, it's looking pretty great.

Your mom was down there all the time. Grandma, what did you do? Fidel is holding Justin Trudeau. Listen, you never be like, oh shit, it's looking pretty good. Your mom was down there all the time. Fidel is holding Justin Trudeau. Listen, you never know with Fidel. What never came out about Fidel was that he slung dick like a motherfucker. Of course he did. And the way he did it was he'd go in a restaurant, his security would go in first, and one personnel would come up to a woman, give her a card to call a doctor. Call a doctor?

Go to his doctor tomorrow doctor so you get him checked he get him checked first for that was a gangster he would get him check check that doctor the doctor guys can the fucking thing and then they come to the palace oh my god that's true though Joe you gotta have a little sip you gotta have a little later

on later on later on yeah I'll get a little kick. I'm still fucking flying off the nicotine fucking thing. Buffalo Trace. I love that shit. It's just a little taste. I'm going to have to snort those fucking... A sip for a toast. I'm going to get heartburn.

I'm just a sip. A little... Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Give me one. Give him one, Eddie. Let's do this shit.

Like Obama in Flint, Michigan. Remember when he drank the water? Can I get a glass of water? And he takes it like this. That's what he did. That's right. This is not a stunt. Can I get a glass of water?

Thank you, brother. Come on, man. Salute to all you motherfuckers. My brothers, I love you guys to death. Love you, man. Love you so good to see you. You're about to do this. So good to see this.

I'm so happy. I love working for the UFCfc but i love this more if they came to me and they said no more fight companions it's one or the other i'm like hey it's been a great time guys it's been wonderful i love you i love going to the fights i'll buy tickets i'll go i'll say yeah they would never do that it was just the idea was like a fantasy like wouldn't it be cool if you could come you and me it was just a fantasy. Like, wouldn't it be fucking cool if you could come? You and me. It was just a fantasy. You and me. And then it happened.

First of all, if manifesting is real, Eddie Bravo and I manifested the Fatitas buying the UFC. Eddie Bravo and I were friends in the 90s before the UFC went big. And we were hanging out. What was it? Louisiana or some shit? Kemper, Louisiana. We were in the middle of nowhere with Ricky Rocket. Frank Shamrock, Igor Zinovia.

Yeah, Ricky Rocket, who was from Poison, is a legit jiu-jitsu guy. So Ricky was friends with Eddie, and he and I were friends. We all know each other from Machados. We're hanging out. We're like, you know what the UFC needs? Some fucking billionaires who love the sport, who just go crazy and dump a bunch. We know how exciting it is.

We knew we would go live. Everybody loves it. Anyone there loves it. It's not like it's a niche thing that only people... Try being cricket to America. No. We're not going to play cricket. The crazy thing is the UFC got canceled.

The UFC legit got canceled. They got all their shit unplugged. It was only available on DirecTV. I got DirecTV instead of cable just so I could get the UFC. Do you remember how it went down? John McCain was involved. Yes. Budweiser.

Budweiser and boxing. Budweiser and boxing. Some boxing people conspired to make the UFC illegal. They were calling it. McCain was calling it human cockfighting. And he said something, he was like, either he was governor of Arizona or a senator or something, but he had the power to stop programs from coming through cable through his state. I don't know how that works, but he got pressure from the boxing world. It was a small audience back then,

and it was easy to kill them, because it looked bad. When I was on news radio, and I first started doing UFC backstage interviews, that's what I do, post-fight interviews, they came to me like, what are you doing? It was like I was doing porn. I was like, I'm just fucking it,

bro, who doesn't like to fuck? I was like, filming videos while I'm also doing porn. I was like, I'm just fucking it, bro. Who doesn't like to fuck? I was like, filming videos while I'm also doing NBC. I'm doing a sitcom. That video is so viral right now. For some reason, you on Conan O'Brien, that's huge right now. But that's later. That's after the UFC was bought by the Fertittas. That was after?

Yes. That's when we manifested. I swear to God god you and me getting blasted it was kind of this like the natural thing to happen you know who the is gonna do it you would have they were 44 million dollars in the hole they tried for 44 million they were ready to sell they called dana white and they said sell it We're losing too much money. And then Lorenzo slept on it. He woke up in the morning and he goes, fuck it. Savage. Fuck it. We ride.

You need a maverick like that. He goes, we're gonna ride it out and we're gonna buy all the ads on The Ultimate Fighter. We'll buy the ads. We'll just put it on TV. We'll just give it this one last fucking Hail Mary. And then Forrest Griffin and Stefan Bonner go to war. They go to war they go to war TV and like six seven million people are watch it starts off

like 1 million and people start calling each other go yo you got to turn on Spike TV these dudes are beating the fuck out of each other it was so what because it was so perfectly matched it was so perfectly matched it was no one who had an advantage over either one of them. They knew each other for six weeks in that fucking house. And they looked apart. They looked apart and they went to war. They went to war. And it was like as close as the end of it.

Dana and I were talking. He's like, I think I'm going to give them both a contract. I'm like, give them both a fucking contract. This is incredible. And Dana goes out there and they had a conversation with Lorenzo. They both got a contract. The place goes nuts. And then the UFC is born. And Chuck Liddell was their champion.

So you got Chuck Liddell who's knocking people into other dimensions. So you got the number one guy, the most exciting guy. In the beginning of the sport, Chuck Liddell was above and beyond anybody else. Because he didn't, there was no tactics. It was, I'm going to kill you. He was running at guys. He had great skills, but he just also had an iron chin, and he was just smashing people.

And he had the look. Smashing people. Marketing. Perfect look. Tattooed head. Mock. Smashing people. Ice man. The nickname Ice man.

The shorts. The ice shorts. The show, the fucking show blew up. It blew blew up and Eddie and I were there in the very Beginning we're like whoa they did it I remember us having these conversations like it's literally what we should talk about in the 90s and it actually happened But do you remember the first companion and Brian go you go? What should we call it Brian go Frank goes let's call it a silly goose time and you go fuck you Brian goes, let's call it a silly goose time.

And you go, fuck you. Do you remember that? He goes, what should we call this show? And you're like, no, I got it. And Brian goes, no, no, let's call it a silly goose time. Oh, my God. We're not even watching this fight. So Arnold Allen's fight, Mosvar, Yves Louevre. Remember Arnold's last fight?

It was Max Holloway that got fucked up. He got beat up a little bit. But that's the next level. Do you have to coordinate the time? Put them headphones on, son. Come on. Join us in here. Yeah, coordinate the time. The time in the first round is 147, 146, 145, 144, 143.

So sync it up. And so we're watching first round Arnold Allen, Yves Louevre. This is Allen's first fight after getting beat up by Max Holloway. Such a big fight for Arnold. Oh, he just got tagged with a jab. The thing about a fight like that is when you do experience the top of the mountain, you know, one of the all-time greats, a guy like Max Holloway, and he pieces you up. Some guys don't come back from that.

It goes one of two ways. Right. It goes one of two ways. Even Calvin Cater, as badass as he is after that fight, he was not the same guy. He got beat up in that fight. Dominic Reyes. Yeah. Yep.

That's the best example. Well, the thing is with Dominic, almost beat Jon Jones. Some would say he beat him. Some would say he beat him. And then he loses by that crazy decision. And then, I mean, dude, just fell the fuck off planet Earth. Well, also, he fought murderers. He fought Jan Bohovic, and that motherfucker just put him into orbit.

And he fought Yuri, and Yuri put him into orbit. And then Brian Spann flatlined him. And he was supposed to fight again recently, and he just pulled out. What happened? I'm not sure. Dude, he's Grambian over and over again. Watch this. Ivo Lev is so well-balanced.

No one takes Arnold Allen either. Who's the guy in the red? That's Arnold Allen. Arnold Allen is in the red. He wrestled, for sure. He's British. He didn't wrestle? Mm-mm.

Just a savage. I mean, MMA, but he's not a background like Mozart. He's got those back escapes. No one takes him down. He's hard to take down. I'm really rooting for Arnold Allen, but it's a tough fight. I hate this fight for him. Yves Le Evil Webb, though, he's so intelligent. He's so difficult to pattern.

Everything he does is very smooth. His transitions between striking and grappling. He's like one of those guys, like I was saying, just like Ilya. There's no holes. But Ilya, I think, is better at standing. Ilya's dangerous. He's boxers night and day better. Joe Rogan.

Dangerous. How come all these fucking egos throw people around? Who trains these fucking savages? There's so many guys in Europe, Eastern Europe and in Russia that are just such good wrestlers. You know Abraham Lincoln was a great wrestler, right? Come on. Did you know that? Yeah, I read about it.

Okay. Lincoln was. I don't fucking know. Lincoln was a wrestler. I know Abe Lincoln got shot in a movie theater. That's all I fucking know. You didn't know he lived in Russia? And he cut the apple tree.

He lived in Russia for two years. No, it was like George Washington with the apple tree. Oh, right. Abe Lincoln was the guy who freed the slaves, and they shot him in a theater theater. There was no movies back then. Whatever the fuck. You know what I'm talking about. He was in the side booth there.

Yeah. John Wilkes Booth. Didn't we go over this last time? Apparently. When you go to Comedy Works in Denver, they have the Wilkes Booth on the side booth then. John Wilkes booth. Didn't we go over this last time? When you run a comedy works in Denver, they have the Wilkes booth on the side. That little thing there. Reportedly amassed 300 victories over 12 years as a wrestler. His only known defeat came at the hands of Hank Thompson during the Black Hawk War of 18... What the fuck is the Black Hawk War of 1832?

Where Lincoln was serving with the Illinois Volunteers. So while he was serving in the Army, he also had a wrestling match in the Sealy Lofts. 300 victories. He was tall, too. Like Hickson Gracie. He taught all those guys in Russia. That's why they have that beard. Remember Hickson's MMA record was like 400 and 0?

You fucking retarded. I love you. You're trying to confuse me more than I'm already fucking confused. Yo, what's the Blackhawks? Russians, Eagles. I don't know what the fuck is going on. These guys are geniuses. Round two.

Round two. Because he's taught them. They got murals of him in Russia. No, no, no, no. He's doing this to you, Joey. Joey, don't let him do this to you. You think I fucking... He didn't go to Russia.

Who do I give a fuck? If Abe Lincoln, they got a picture of him in Harlem. What do you want from me? You know how hard it was to go to Russia back then? So Arnold Allen's down around for sure. Yeah, it looks like it. He definitely lost that for sure. That's why they got the views.

Yo, back then if you went to Russia, that's where you live now. Because you're not coming back. It's too much time. It'd take five years to get back from Russia. In 1700. No, no. It takes two months on a ferry to go from New York. Then you got to get on a horse and make your way to the middle of the country.

20 miles an hour. Months. You do the math. Months. Months to get to the middle of the country. What's Russia look like right now? But you know what? They had airships back then, too, so maybe he went on an airship.

What are you talking about? Like a blimp? Like a blimp? The 1700s? Oh, dude. 1700s, 1800s. They had blimps. Oh, Arnold Allen just hit with a head kick.

He just hit Deep Blue with a good head kick. They're actually bringing blimps back. they had blimps. Oh, Arnold Allen just hit with a head kick. He just hit the evil with a good head kick. They're actually bringing blimps back. Dude, blimps, like the Wright Brothers story with, oh, they discovered flight. Bullshit. They already had flight. That's nonsense. Well, they discovered airplanes. It's all bullshit.

You could steer them. They had blimps in the 1800s. Well, Led Zeppelin, when was that? When the Zeppelin crashed. They put that, you know, the crashed Zeppelin? That was to demonize blimps so no one would think they were safe. So airplanes took over? Boom.

This is real. Do you think I'm fucking... No, that is true. Airships are real, dog. They were everywhere. In the 1800s, people were flying. The fuck's an airship? They're like blimps.

They used to travel in blimps. They'd go like 50 miles an hour. Yeah, they could do it. There's a safe way to do that, apparently. Then they just fucking pulled a plug on all that shit. No, they're coming back now. They're like fancy cabs and shit. Dude, they didn't have like gigantic cities in those motherfuckers, dude.

Like cruise ships. It is. It's interesting. If the Hindenburg didn't crash, imagine a world where there was like blimps everywhere. It was normal. It was just like a world where there was blimps everywhere. It was normal. It was just like a bus. They erased blimps from history. Oh, Ibrahimovic gets another takedown.

Damn. He's so good, man. Well, that's a panic move, right? You don't think you're really going to be able to defend a takedown, so second option is try to get the neck. But not with this guy. He's all fucking... Good elbows. Solid elbows. That's why you got to throw that seatbelt down. He's not controlling them down there. Arnold's doing a good job. He's just losing the fight. He's all fucking... Ooh, good elbows. Solid elbows.

That's why you gotta throw that seatbelt on. He's not controlling him down there. Arnold's doing a good job. He's just losing the fight. He's got double underhooks. He's losing the fight. He really doesn't have shit. Even though he's getting back to his feet, which he's doing a great job.

His wrestling's so fucking underrated. He's losing the fight. He did land that head kick, though. If he can get free and start testing the stand-up a little bit more. A bunch of people survived that crash. Oh, my God. Really? How many died? It cost 35 fat Oh, my God. Really? Yeah.

How many died? It cost 35 fatalities, 13 passengers, and 22 crew. But there was 97 people on board. Oh, wow. And, and, and. Less than half. This could be bullshit, too. Like, this, like, all the little stories on, all this could easily be.

Like, do you believe in Wikipedia? I do. Dude, there's a. They call me every day. Dude, there's a YouTube. Check for facts. There's a YouTube channel called My Lunch Break. It's called My Lunch Break YouTube channel. You will get addicted to that shit.

What do they have on there? It's all old world shit. What do you mean? You into old world? Old world? What's old world? What's old world? 1800, 1700.

You guys into that? Yeah. You into old world? Fuck yeah, I am. Now I am. It's not fun. You guys got it all over Austin. Old world. A lot of old world shit. You know what that is? Yeah, I're into Old World? Fuck yeah, I am. Yeah, I am. It's not fun. You guys got it all over Austin. Old World.

A lot of Old World shit. You know what that is? Yeah, I do. What is it? Tartaria. You don't know what that is? No, I do. It's the idea that there was

a super sophisticated ancient civilization that's been erased from history. Dude, you had a joke. Oh, Marsfair. Dude, you had a bit and you nailed it.

You fucking nailed what's going on right now where they're finding out now. In 2001, you had a bit like, I think people used to be really smart. But the dumb ones just out-fucked the smart ones. That's exactly what happened. Yeah.

Nah. People used to be really, dude, I'm telling you. I used to think that's what happened, but then I found out about the Younger Drives Impact Theory. What's that? And I'm 99% sure that in 11,800 years ago, the Earth was hit by comets. And it reset civilizations. Yeah, that's... We're talking about 1800, though.

1700, 1800. No, no, no. But I think there's probably some reality to lost ancient civilizations and lost high-level structures inside of that 11,000 period. They want everyone to focus on the pyramids and go blackly-tapply. They want people to think about, oh, was it 20,000 years ago? Was it 40,000 years ago? What happened in 1700, dog?

That's what we want to know. What happened in 1800? Why are all these cathedrals and these impossible structures, these palaces, that we can't even build today. Well, a lot of that is our lack of craftsmanship. Exactly. Like St. Peter's Basilica. Have you ever been to Rome, brother? Yeah.

Have you ever go to the- No, I have no fucking passport. Oh, that's right. Listen, when you get your passport, when you get your passport, fuck doing shows. I want to take you to Italy. I told you this. I told you this. This is what i told you this i wanted to say this is what i

told you when you get your passport i'm going to take you to italy and we're going to eat real italian food like vacation just yeah just go have a good time but i want you to see rome it's insane it's insane you go to the vatican that's what it's that that's what i'm talking about all that vatican is insane those toys don't want to take one of those tours and have to follow no no no no no listen we'll hire like olive oil we'll hire a professor that's what i did last time we hired a local professor he gives you a tour and he's like some guy who takes a day off of teaching history and he'll come and he was brilliant the guy spoke like three different languages i want to go remember when you when the first when the pandemic first hit, you and I were having a conversation with her. And I said to you, listen, dog.

With this fucking whatever, why don't you just open up a studio in fucking England? Like I was telling Joe, go to England. Open up a fucking studio. A complete different people to interview for a couple years. And then on the weekends, you go to Spain, Italy. Yeah. Or fucking, that's living like a doctor, guys. Barcelona.

Barcelona. I've been thinking about doing that lately. I fucking love that. I've been thinking about buying land in Scotland. Yes, it's fucking beautiful. Oh, it's nice out there. Vic DiBattato. Vic DiBattato.

Brian. Brian. Come on. Bro, Vic DiBattato is moving to Scotland. Cal has a billionaire friend. He'll hook you up. His Scottish character. Annoying people.

Did you know that? Yeah. What? Vic DiBattetto's moving to Scotland. Is he? What's he doing over there? His children are there. They went to college and they stayed. Oh, wow.

So he goes to visit them and he goes, Joey. Nice people, man. Yeah. The nicest people. This is a good fight, by the way. You just ship all your cars out there and shit? Ooh, good combo by Arnold. Arnold with a beautiful leg.

What shit about the cars? He could buy new ones and shit. You have to buy new ones and shit. You have to buy new cars because they're on the other side of the road. They won't take your shit. Steering wheel's on the other side. It's confusing. Arnold having some success there. It's late, though.

He's down two rounds. Hopefully he can finish him. Come on, Arnold. So, Ibleweb, the strategy here is to avoid big shots on the feet and then make that opening and then shoot the takedown and then cinch up the round. Come on, Arnold. Oh. Interesting.

It's like, does Alan look like he's carrying a little bit of extra body fat to you? Yeah, he doesn't look as ripped as usual. He's usually fucking shred. Right, that's what I'm saying. I mean, he looks good. Normally, I wouldn't say anything, but just like around the middle, he looks a little... Because he's known for it. That's what I'm saying. And then you're looking at

Ivloev, and Ivloev is shredded. You know, you never know with guys. I mean, you could speak to more than anybody. Like, so many times you're going into camp hurt, and you're just doing your best. And the camp with these guys, sometimes it just becomes a matter of making the weight. Yep. Especially if you've got an injury.

Yep. I mean, how about fucking Aspinall? Aspinall fights for the title. Couldn't spar at all. Takes an 11-day notice fight. Couldn't spar at all. He was putting his hands down so he wouldn't get a knee in the head. That's gaming the system, and a lot of refs don't play that.

Oh, I didn't see it. We were talking. The problem now is- Did he hit him low? Well, he hit him in the head while he had three points down. Now his head's bleeding. Oh, no. But the thing is-

It's past two and a half rounds. It's gaming the system. Some refs go, they're not going to play that game. Because it's a gray area. Yeah, it's a gray area. So let's see. Here it is. Here it is.

They're going to- So here's Arnold. Watch. He's dragging him down. He keeps dragging his hand down. Yeah, it's a gray area. So let's see. Here it is. Here it is. They're going to. So here's Arnold. Watch. He's dragging him down. He keeps dragging his hand down. He's trying to touch his hand. Oh, no. Look, he lifts and throws.

Oh, yo, that's legit. That's legal. That's totally legit. He pulled his hand up. Yeah, he lifts his hands up. Watch this. Yo, that's legit. That 100% legit.

He's good. There's one. 100% legit. Two. 100% legit. Yep. Transition coming up. He's timing it perfect.

100% legit. That's all legal. He Transition coming up. He's timing it perfectly. 100% legit. That's all legal. He's lifting him up to land the knee. That's totally legal. Nothing's legal. That's totally legal. And him putting his hand on the mat.

They tell you not to do that. Why is Mark Carter doing this? This is totally legal. Because he probably didn't see the replay. But they should show the replay. This is totally legal. It fucks on Allen because he was wobbled. They're hurt. Now he gets a recovery. Oh my God. What are they doing? They fucked him. Yo, is totally legal. It fucks on Allen because he was wobbled. They're hurt. Now he gets

recovered. Oh my God, what are they doing? That's legal. And now it's past two and a half rounds. But all those shots were landed with the hand above the mat. That's legal. If you can yank a guy, it's supposed to be weight bearing. It's supposed to be you're bearing weight. He's definitely not bearing weight. He's cheating the system. What is he

saying? Accidental? It's legal. Remember though though joe he hasn't seen the camera view so to him it probably looks like it's oh god why don't they show him that when he's making this distinction because that seems like a point away no okay then we're good yeah but no they're not good because he's recovered he was fucked and this is illegal shots arnold could have really taken advantage of the situation should have Arnold should have gotten a TKO there. Arnold's fucking him up this round. It's only three minutes to go, Les.

That's a lot of time, dog. It is a lot of time, but there's also a lot of time for Evlov to recover from big shots that he landed to his face with knees. I think the important thing is that he didn't get a point taken away. No. It's still wrong, though, because he's down two rounds. He was winning there.

He had him hurt badly, and it looked to me like all those were legitimate shots. Correct. Great fucking defensive wrestling by Arnold Allen. Yeah, but now he's in a bad spot, you know? It's like he had that moment. I think he did nothing wrong. I think he did what you're supposed to do. Every knee was landed with the hand off the mat,

lifting him up for every knee. That's totally legitimate. Also, if Mosar is going to play that game, that's what you get. Well, now Mosar gets this chance to recover. He doesn't feel the effects of the knees anymore. Fuck them. Oh, fuck. That sucks.

Two losses in a row for Arnold, too, if this happens. And Mark Goddard's usually very good. To Mark Goddard's defense, if you don't have a camera there, Right, especially if it's happening fast, and the dude complains, and the audience boos, you know. But if you watch that replay, which they 100% should show them, it used to be they could only show the replay if the fight was stopped. Oh, wow.

It was weird. There was a weird moment in time where he couldn't show the replay if the fight was stopped Oh wow It was weird There was a weird moment in time where it couldn't have a bearing on the fight itself But I think that's been changed But I don't know what they're doing up in Canada They might have communist rules Who knows what the fuck they're doing up there They might have different rules Might freeze your bank account

Oh look at that Oh yeah the ninja joke He still has one He got it Oh shit He's tight. You got it. Oh, shit. He's lost it. He's lost it. Damn, he almost broke his goddamn neck.

He's still on that neck, though, son. He should use it to get up. He's got to get up. He's got to get up. Yeah, you got to hang on to it to get up. Boy, he's getting right back up. Look at him, though. He's rolling.

He's really good at those grambies. He's getting up. Look at fucking Arnold Allen, man. Arnold can wrestle. He's getting up. He has an elbow. Nice man. Arnold can wrestle. He's getting up. He has an elbow. Nice. If he breaks free, that's a lot of energy that Mosvar just had to use.

Mosvar's tired, too. Yeah, and he took those hard knees to the head. And he knows he gamed the system. He knows he gamed it. You know? Fuck yeah. Look at all that blood. Holy shit, man.

Those are from the knees. Yeah. That's such a shame. I wonder what the commentators are saying. DC knows what's up. It's super clear that he gamed the system there. Yeah, Arnold trains at TriStar. He's a TriStar kid.

Is he? No. No shit. Interesting. The last two camps. Interesting. Good call. Good move for him.

For us, Ahab, he's the man. There it is. Oh, he turns it around. Got a whizzer. No time, though. No fucking time. Fuck. No time.

Oh, he's free. Look at this. Man, if you just had to give him another minute, I bet he could finish this. Damn, he's swinging, though. I'll tell you that. Fuck, yeah. That was a good fight. Good way to kick off the main fight.

That's a bummer, though. That's a you that. Fuck yeah. That was a good fight. Good way to kick off the main fight. That's a bummer, though. It's a loss for Arnold. That knee thing is a bummer. And for Ivalev, man, guys like Ilya Teporia and Volkanovski, they're going to see that and go, okay. They're going to eat him up. In Japan, Arnold wins. 100%.

Yes. Yeah. In Japan. Mozart, though, he's in some trouble. Ignore that first round in Japan. Who cares what happened there? Right. The end of the fight is the most significant.

We should see it in the third round. Isn't that the best way to judge a fight? Yeah. I'm laughing about the guy's black eye when Andrew said that her pussy looked like Rocky's eye. Who said that? Andrew. Schultz said that? Yeah, one time at the store.

Her pussy looked like Rocky's eye. Schultz, he said that? Yeah, one time at the store. Think of how pussy look like Rocky's eye. Schultz is great. What did you say about some girl? Her pussy look like Eddie Munster's stuffed animal? Wolfie. I said that one night. I don't know where it came from. It's not like I wrote it.

I had just seen like an episode of The Munsters or something like that. And I looked at the girl's pussy and I'm like, it looks a lot like fucking Wolfie. See, these shots are all, what are they saying? They're just doing recalls of it. I just heard great reffing by Mark Goddard, but I don't know what their rules are over there. They might not have updated versions of the unified rules. That'd be weird.

Because remember, they changed it. It used to be you could have just one hand down. Then it became you have to have two hands down. In some states, you have to have two hands down, so it has to be weight-bearing. It can't be just one. So every state is different? Yeah. Un was like unified rules guys like herb Dean herb Dean's the best cuz herb Dean will tell you like there's a here there's a picture there's a picture

it's a brand new water thank you you didn't put anything in herb Dean will warn you don't game the system game the system I'll knock here we go not a chance on one this fight. 29-28. Most of. Most of our. That's tough for Alan Tunaro. Well, it's also controversial, man.

UFC don't give a fuck. Because those moments where he's landing those knees if they didn't stop that if those are legit and he didn't stop that how fucked was he he laid on his ass like he was fucked so what if a couple more land I mean what if he's really hurt and I don't stop some he works they don't give a fuck dude it's 200 you lost two in a row yeah I care we do but I would review that if I was in his management team I I would say we've got to review. Good luck in fucking Canada. Well, it's most important is that you're getting that debate out there.

Because in my opinion, he just got fucked. Well, the debate's out there now. Yeah, but it really should be out there. Agree. Because this is a pivotal fight. Fuck yeah. This is the highest ranked guy he's fought but those other high-ranked guys are licking their chops get in there with him now you have a cardio problem that's the thing with duplices we haven't seen a ton of cardio from him you have to see if stricken drags in the fourth fifth round he's never been in those

championship rounds well he's always had problems with his cardio because his nose was useless up until the last fight no That's what they say. Yeah, for sure. He told me. I talked to him. He goes, I can't breathe out of my nose at all. His coach said he had surgery. He only had 5%. Score. What's going on? The 49er score. Oh.

Oh, shit! So his nose was totally useless. But he blew Whitaker out of the water in the first round. So we don't know. And then the Darren Till fight was totally useless. But he blew Whitaker out of the water in the first round. Yes, we don't know. And then the Darren Till fight was trashed. Was the Darren Till fight after the nose fix?

What did I tell you? No, before. He was exhausted. That first game was a fucking experiment for him. Darren Till's knees are just shot, man. He can't grapple. He's not that good now, that TRT. You're not giving him a hot fucking pee in the half point.

No, Darren Till, he didn't get cut. He asked in a hot fucking team by that point. No, he took Darren Till. He didn't get cut. He asked Dana to let him go so he could get on that good shit and get out of USADA and get his body right. Is that what he said? Yeah, I think he's going to come back like a goddamn TRT gorilla. Well, sort of. You come back and now your endocrine system is all fucked up because you've been taking TRT at high levels. USADA's gone though, baby.

Yeah, but it's still going to be drug-free sport. That's what they tell you. That's what I had a conversation with them about. I had a conversation. They're not even going to allow you to use peptides because the problem is the commission's not going to allow you to use peptides. But here's the thing. A bunch of haters.

The reality is if the commissions are testing you, they're only testing you right before the fight. Correct. Peptides have a window. So if the UFC's not testing for peptides, I think they are though i think they are because they want the they don't want the fighters to piss hot they don't want them to fuck it up and then show up i think they should allow all the especially out of camp peptides like

let the boys recover and ladies but let you know let them recover ladies too well they made weed totally legal now right yep they're not testing for weed. That's good enough. Yeah. You have to be literally high as fuck fighting to test positive now. Yeah. Which apparently Nick Diaz was when he fought Gomi. He was like, his levels were fucking off the charts. He was tight against Anderson Silva. He laid down. Motherfucker's wild.

Laid down? He's so high. Oh, Nick Diaz is the best. Yeah. You hear Jorge andz is the best. Yeah. You hear Jorge and Nate are supposed to be fighting. Is that real? That's the rumor. They're going to have a boxing match?

Yep. In Vegas or Miami. Why do they have an MMA fight? They're both MMA fighters. Wouldn't there be more money in them fighting than MMA? They fought in MMA, though. Yeah. Jorge dominated.

Yeah. So boxing, a little different. Something different for the fans. I dig it. I guess. I'll watch it. I guess. That's right.

They did fight for the BMF belt. Jorge beat the brakes off him. What do you think about Max versus Gaethje for the BMF belt? I hate it. I hate it. You know what I hate? Because I love Max. Max is a great 45-pounder, but Dustin beat him up at 55.

But if you go back and watch that fight, Max was having success, but he didn't hit hard enough for them to respect him. And Justin Gaethje is a fucking buzzsaw. So if you're a Max fan, when they announced it, obviously the general fans were like, oh, this is amazing. I went, oh, fuck. Because I love Max. He's just not.

55, they're too big. They hit too hard. Also, Max is right there in the hunt for the title. You know, Volkanovski gets done with Teporia. Max is a likely next fight. He's the next guy. It's a possibility. But you can still do it, though.

Even if you lose this one, you'll lose a spot at 45. Yeah, but sort of you do. You lose a little bit of your luster. Gentlemen, the goods. He's a very, very nice kid. Who? Frankie. Oh, he's goods. He's a very, very nice kid. Who? Frankie. Oh, he's great.

He is a fucking superb. Is he going to the Hall of Fame? Is that what this is? He's opening up a school. Good. He already had his UFC gym there. Is he entering into the Hall of Fame? Is that what we're seeing here?

I hope so. Sucks if you get inducted in Toronto, though. Well, I think it's an announcement of induction. They usually induct them during UFC fight weekend. They do that, you know, when they do the international fight week. That's when they bring them in. Yeah, Frankie's a legend. And the gentleman, man.

When I see him out, the people, how he treats people. The nicest fucking guy ever. He's a legend. He's got a crazy podcast. They did him dirty. He's another crazy guy. Yeah, he does the podcast, the guy from Jersey Shore, too. Yeah.

Yeah. They did him dirty? How? His last fight was against that fucking killer, and he's a flying knee. Instead of sending him off like a legend. Well, you know, Chris Gutierrez is an animal. For your last fight? You signed the contract.

You said yes. Come on, man. You said yes. I know, man. You said yes. I know. You might win. Chances. I mean, he was a underdog. Yeah.

Good years. You got to give a legend another legend fight. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Well, like they did with Robbie Law. That's what I'm saying. Nico Price. Yeah.

Perfect way to go out. Yeah. Even though they fed him Max Holliday, but at least you're fighting another legend. Don't win some young lion. EB. When are you going to Max Holliday, but at least you're fighting another legend. Don't give him some young lion. EB. When are you going to wrestle fucking Gracie again? What's his story? I'm 103 years old.

Who gives a fuck? He's no young chicken either. It's old man jiu-jitsu. Fair point. Very smart. We'll set it up. We'll set it up. Yeah.

Let's go back to Abu Dhabi or Austin. We can do a nice show here. How's your body feeling, Eddie? You look good, bud. You look great. Eddie's on that all carbs diet. Eddie ate nothing but carbs at dinner. I was like, what How's your body feeling, Eddie? You look good, bud. You look great. Eddie's on that all-carbs diet. Eddie ate nothing but carbs at dinner. I was like, what are you doing over there, bro?

Are you still rolling? Not right now. I'm lifting. My shoulders are back 100%. I'm working on my back through the Joe Hippensteel method. And it's working, man. My back feels good. So I'm taking it slow um to be honest man i'm like i feel good and i'm lifting i'm almost like don't want to fuck it up

i don't want to fuck that up yeah like i feel like shit i get back into jujitsu get hurt again it's not worth it i don't know man i don't know i'm 53 every don't know. I'm 53. Every day I think about, like, you know, maybe it's time to stop sparring, you know, for good. I don't know. No. It sucks to say that, man. It's a different level now. Flow. Flow.

Sucks to say that. God damn it. Flow with these kids. Flow. Yeah, it's hard to flow, dog. Dog, but you know, it picks up a little bit, but nobody gets themselves hurt. It's like having a heart attack. Yeah, but Joey, that's

much easier for you to say. You don't have a reputation. No, I know. I understand. You can't let these guys tap them. No, I understand. You gotta go to war. I'm a man telling me people coming every night to tap them. Yeah, you can't. Oh, I was there. I was there in the early days.

Yeah. I was there right after he tapped Hoyler, then the fucking gym was always people were coming in trying to fuck with him. Always. Always people were coming in trying to spar. And he had to always be ready. Yeah. Every night I'd drive to class like in the mid-2000s going, who's going to show up? And dude, I remember when we would lift, if we would lift that day, you're like, oh shit,

I hope nobody shows up tonight. If we did squats yes if you lift man lifting and then doing training later that night yeah you're you're at like 60 i loved it i love it when i'd get to class and nobody would show up to challenge me and it's just a bunch of white belts and blue belts i'm like it's going to be a good night. Bro, we had so many guys come to the gym. It was crazy. Here's Frankie.

Love Frankie. So it must be some sort of a Hall of Fame thing. No, he's in the Hall of Fame, the modern wing. Is that what this is? Yeah, that's what it is. He's in the Hall of Fame. And then they're going to do the official thing there. Me and Cal are having a debate. Is Jim Miller in the Hall of Fame?

Joe, you put Jim Miller in the Hall of Fame? Of course. That's what I say all day. The longevity. The most wins ever. The second most submissions ever. Especially at 55, the most competitive division. And still looks great.

Never missed weight. He looks great. Never missed weight. That's like deadly down there, guys. 55? No, no, no. Spartan, New Jersey. That size.

Think about those schools in that one area. You got Henzo's Black Belt. The guy, Ricardo Almeida. You got Frankie teaching. You got Tom DeBlass. That's all in that area. They're all in fucking Ocean County, guys. It's a fucking heavy, heavy duty like that.

A lot of killers. And then in between, it's a fucking heavy heavy duty like a lot of killing in between it's like you know Regular schools, and then you go to fucking the city and you walk past hens those in your life Wow animal den Wow Yeah, I won't even open the fucking door there mmm. I got I want to go downstairs at all That's scary I mean think about what they did at hens those those guys were trained That's scary. You'd love it. That's scary. I mean, think about what they did at Henzo's. Those guys were training 365 days a year.

And look how quickly they got to world-class level. All those guys. Gary, Craig Jones, Gordon. Look how big Pejeta is! Alex Pejeta is cornering Sean Strickland. Look how big he is, dude. How about him and Aspinall? Bro, how big is Pejeta?

That's so crazy that they fought. And now Pejeta's the light heavyweight champ. Who the fuck has ever won two world titles quicker than that guy? I mean, nobody. Never. Never. Never been done. No one's been a champ champ quicker than that guy. He's a Hall of Famer right now.

Right now. Isn't that crazy? Right now. Just a few fights in his UFC career, he's a Hall of Famer. Six. 100%. Six. Bro, I remember I was telling people about him before he entered.

You were telling me. I won money off the first two fights. Nobody knew. I's a Hall of Famer. 100%. Bro, I remember I was telling people about him before he entered. You were telling me I won money off the first two fights. Nobody knew. I was telling DC. DC didn't believe me. He's like, come on. I go, dude, you gotta listen to me. You gotta listen to me. This guy has that crazy power. He's got something weird where he hits guys. They look

confused. I watched him beat everything. I watched him beat Jason Willness. I watched him fuck everything. I watched him beat Jason Willness. I watched him fuck up everybody over there. Fuck up... He was beating up everybody over there, dude. It was the way he was doing it. He was putting them into orbit.

You just never know. Dustin Jacoby? That Dustin Jacoby KO? Savage. Jesus Christ. I was like, this fucking guy's terrifying. He was just different. He was just different. He was just different. The power was different. The style was different.

It's a weird style. Hands down, weird movement. But super technical, man. Confusing. You see him, you say, oh, this guy doesn't know what he's doing. He just hits hard. Negative. Incorrect.

Completely unique style. Very technical and very well thought out he's got solutions to everything he was he was showing me and dc how he checks leg kicks and we had a conversation about it can we talk about this can we tell people this what do you say no me and dc did like i don't know we we decided i don't think it's i don't think we should tell people yeah he's got a special way that he checks leg kicks. It was different than everybody else's. He's got a whole strategy behind it. We were like, oh, shit.

So he was showing us. So we're at the mothership, me and DC and Alex Pajeda. And Alex Pajeda is kicking our legs. And he's showing us how to check. He's showing us how he checks and what he does to follow up. He's got a system, man. You haven't seen that way to check? It's different.

I'll tell you later. Definitely show me. I'll tell you later. It's different. It's different. And it's like, you know, he's like, you can't seen that way to check it's different i'll tell you later definitely show me i'll tell you it's different it's different and it's like you know he's like you can't be a tough guy he's like you can't just i'll tell you later yeah but he told you not to tell anybody no can't give away his secret but it was so it was so profound that both dc and i i mean dc's been around the game forever i've seen a million fights. We were both like, oh, shit. I don't think anybody else do it that way. And that's just one aspect of it. The other

aspect of it is his hands are as big as a fucking watermelon. His hands are giant, man. He's got this weird frame. Dudes with big hands have crazy power. Like Tony, Ferguson. Ferguson has big ass hands. And if you look at Pahita, he's like this

long arms, these big giant fucking hammers at the end of his wrists. He's different, man. People have different power. Francis has big ass hands. Giant hands. The biggest hands in the business, Hollis Gracie. Shane Carwin. Oh, Shane Carwin's

bro. Shane Carwin has a hamburger. Shane Carwin has a hand as big as his table. How is Shane, man? He's hanging in there. He still training? No. His back was really bad. Yeah, his back was messed up.

Everything, bro. I mean, football and then going in for football. Then you're fighting MMA in the heavyweight division. Yeah. He worked with Rose Gracie and I working on CT and stuff. One of the absolute hardest punchers that's ever existed. He would knock guys out with shots from here. What is she doing with Rose Gracie?

CT stuff. Helping fighters out who suffer from CT. What is she doing exactly? You said CT? My bad. CT. I left the E out. CTE?

Yeah. Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy. So what is being done for that? Do you know? I don't know. Shane and Rose are like balls deep in it. Yeah. I know Rose Grace is really into it.

They do a lot of magnet work. They do a lot of stuff with like strong magnets. Really? Microdosing psilocybin apparently has a big- Microdosing big side effects. IV stem cells apparently have an effect, but there's something about the magnets. They have these magnets they set up to your head,

and something about these electromagnets stimulate areas of your brain to grow and refire, like dormant areas where it's like people are really struggling that have had brain injuries. Kat Zingano told me about it. She did it. And she said she was so fucked up after the Cyborg fight or after the Amanda Nunes fight, rather. She said she was so fucked up that her balance was off,

her equilibrium was off, her cortisol was off, her brain just got scrambled in that fight. That's how hard Amanda's... Shane's having some issues with that, so him and Rose connected. But Rose is doing the Lord's work, man. Helping guys out. She's a great human being. Chris Curtis. Do you think Chris Curtis gets the rub

from training with Strickland? Now that Strickland is the fucking man. And they have a podcast together. Yeah. They have a podcast together. Or do you think it's extra pressure on him? Like, how does it go? If you're a UFC fighter, you want it. If you're a guy that has been almost beats Kelvin, real close fight you know like real close real close to like some big

wins and then your homie the guy you spar with every day just tools up out of sonya does that give you more confidence yeah because i bet he has some success again since they know each other so well well they're going to war together all the time. They're the two guys they both sparred this week. Everybody else takes the week off. Strickland was sparring a couple of days ago. Hard, hard sparring. Animal. Bloody nose.

There was a thing about Duplissis and Izzy sparring years ago. Really? Duplissis was just getting into the UFC. He's come from KSW and he walked in the into izzy's gym and they sparred is there video of this i'm not sure but we're and this is chael was telling us that and even as he admits this apparently duplices put it on him really now it could have been an off day for is you know he's like who's this young kid but apparently

here you go and i don't know if it's striking was this it it's only a 10 second video you can't really tell what's happening even there they're not even fighting each other that's him against Volkanovski yeah that's him and Volk

no apparently he got the better of Izzy but we're talking about practice yeah well who knows what's going on that's what I'm saying we're talking about practice

we're also talking about these guys are sparring each other it might have been the 10th round Izzy might have gone with some killer. You never know. I never care too much about practice.

Well, it means something, you know, but it doesn't mean everything. Some guys are better in that octagon. Yeah, that's true too. That's true too. But it means something. It's like when everyone was saying, Gilbert fucks up Kamara in practice, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. We're talking about practice.

But let me tell you something, dude. practice, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. We're talking about practice. But let me tell you something, dude. If Sean Strickland loses tonight and Drekas wins, Adesanya comes back to fight Drekas. UFC 300. Drekas Duplicy assists. He manhandled Israel Adesanya in sparring as a 19-year-old

and denies UFC middleweight rivals' claims that he was messed up in stand-up battle. Drekas Duplicy is preparing to fight Robert... Oh, this is before he fought Robert Whitaker. So he said he fucked him up when he was 19. Even as he was like, yeah, he did good. He said I was doing kickboxing over there.

I had no MMA, nothing. It was just kickboxing. I had MMA already, but I wasn't sharp. It was blunt. My jiu-jitsu was blunt, very blunt. Hmm. Well, that's the fight. He says, so when I was sparring, I didn't even know if it was two rounds or one.

Continued Adesanya. It was so long ago, as well as 2014. So long ago, I remember like on grappling, he had me. But on the striking, I just messed him up. Okay. You never know. Who knows? No manvitas?

Who knows? They both weren't big names back then. Listen, it's a big fight. If Adesanya does decide big names back then. Listen, it's a big fight. If Adesanya does decide to come back, you know, because Adesanya's been talking about coming back in 2017. Or 2027, rather. Three years off.

Yeah. Which is good for him. I condone that. How old is he? 27? No, Israel. Israel we're talking about. Oh, he's older than that.

Out of sign, he's like 34. He's 34? And he's going to take a couple years off? Yeah. He's done it all though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're going to come back, taking those couple years off can be really bad. GSP did it. Yeah, he did it one time.

He did it one time against a one-eyed middleweight champion who's the end of his career. He's not going to take three years off and jump back into the queue. He's a legend, so he's going to jump back and get another fight like GSP did. He's also probably sick of it. He would jump back in and get another. Well, he definitely had a crazy schedule. It was a crazy schedule.

But I think he's just saying that. I know he's got some sort of injury he said he was working on, but he said he would be back to training hard in February. He also lapped the competition three times. He did. So he's just chilling, too, so the division gets better. Chris Curtis, Marc-Andre Barrio, first round, 449, 448, 447.

Here we go. This is an interesting fight. Barrio's got a crazy, crazy gas tank. crazy gas tank. Remember Chris Curtis? I thought he deactivated his Twitter once his boy Strickland went crazy on Ian Gary. Well, he also

gets into things with people and he gets upset. He was upset with fans when they were saying that he should have done more to beat Kelvin Gastelum. He didn't win that fight. He was saying he won that fight. And he was going back and forth. Yeah, you can't go back and forth with people online.

You just can't do it. It's just not good for your head. You also can't win. It's not like you're going to change them. Right. Also, you're probably likely arguing with 14-year-old virgins. Good chance. Who have abusive fathers who know how to get under your skin.

Don't do it. Don't do it. I'll tell you what. This card is It's a solid card It's a weak pay per view Joe But it's not It's nothing compared to that Miami card

And that Miami card's nuts It's better than 300 And 300 People want to hate on 300 300's fucking stacked 300's not done 300's not done No I know

They got two more big fights coming There's a couple big ones that are lining up for 300. Two real big ones. If they come together, it's going to be amazing. Do you know who it is? But you can't say anything? I know a little something. I know a little something.

It'd be cool if you could press like a mute button. I know. I do have a mute button. You can. Cough button. Homey button. It's like the homey button. I can tell you some shit.

Yeah, but the other mics are on. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. It would be like you have to kill all the mics. Kill like one. Like a big red button.

Boom. That'd be cool. Right? Homie button. The big one was they were trying to get Conor, but he's not going to be ready by then. No, he's fighting International Fight Week at 85. Yeah, that's a big one. That 85 is crazy.

That's crazy. It shows you he doesn't want to cut weight. He doesn't care about belts. But that's also, if you don't want to cut weight, that is kind of the way to do it because he probably does walk around around 85 or 90. It's a great call by Conor. He's like, wait, I don't have to cut weight. So here it is so far. This is Miami.

How good is this card? This is the big fight. This is the big fight. Dustin Poirier and Benoit Saint-Denis. That's the big fight. That's the big fight. That Saint-Denis guy is a fucking killer. He's such a killer

That guy's such a scary guy But that Benoit Saint Denis Is a fucking monster Dude Michael Page He was one of the French He was the French version Of Navy Seals Whatever they are in France

The French version Of Special Forces guy And what he's ranked 14 Fight number 2 And when he was over in America He's like you helped us During World War 2 Like he's ranked 14, fight number two? When he was over in America, he's like, you helped us during World War II. He's still thinking about the war. Savage.

He's literally talking about how America helped us during World War II. How much of a dog? During his post-fight speech. I'm like, okay. What are you talking about? That's just different level. By the way, only been training MMA for seven years. But how much of a dog is fucking Dustin Poirier to take that fight?

There's no upside. A lot of money. They gave him a lot of money. Of course, you've got to back the brain. It's a lot of money. But still, he can fight anybody. That guy right there is a fucking killer. He's a straight-up killer.

No one wants to fight him. No one. When he fought Bonfim, Bonfim makes his UFC debut, knocks out Terrence McKinney. He looks like a world beater. He looks like he's going to be the next guy. And then this guy mauls him. Blitzes. Just mauls him.

Just mauls him. In fact, my boy Matt Shimola starched him. Fucked Matt Favola up. Starched him. Fucked him up. Head kicked him. I was like, Jesus Christ. Hated that fight for Matt.

He's so good, man. And he's so good so quick. For a guy that started taking martial arts. We could be a better soldier It is fucking insane to see that guy like within six seven years become at the top of the heap of the UFC division That's as as stacked talent wise as any division 155 is a fucking shark tank and to go from 14 to 2 nuts the UFC's like now you got it. Yeah, this Nuts nuts because no one like, nah, you got it. You got this. Nuts. Nuts.

Because no one else wanted to fight this guy. Yeah. No one else wanted to fight this guy, and no one wants to fight Dustin either. What's his go-to shit? Everything. Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg. He's a great striker.

He's like a killer. He's just an assassin. He knows how to kill people. And he looks like he's selling real estate. He's probably killed people with rocks. You know what I'm saying? He knows how to kill people. He'll give a fuck about cage fight. He gets it done. people with rocks. You know what I'm saying? Like, he knows how to kill people. He'll give a fuck about cage fights. He gets it done.

What about his jiu-jitsu? It's good. It's very good. Everything's good. It's very good. He fucked up Santini. He strangled him. I mean, that's how he won that fight. Okay. Bro, he is good at everything. We haven't seen a weak link yet. Now, Dustin might bring out, because Dustin's a dog, but... It makes me think of how important is

the mindset. How important is the mindset, not just for fighting, but... It makes me think of how important is the mindset. How important is the mindset not just for fighting, but for developing? Like, when you're developing to figure out how to kill or not be killed, which is what this guy's doing, it's a different mindset. If you've literally been to war, and you're a special forces guy in France, and you've been to war, your thinking is just different. You're not trying to score points and win the round and you're trying to figure out how to kill a guy where he can't kill you you're trying to get so good so quick so with no fluff no bullshit and execute when you can against train

killers the minds it's a mindset is it's not everything, but God damn, it's a lot. It's a lot. Go one step further. Go one step further. It's a lot. Think of the mindset of Sean Strickland to go through that horrible fucking childhood. Yep. This is nothing.

Yep. This shit. Or Joe Pfeiffer. Same situation. I had Joe Pfeiffer on the podcast. He told the story of his fucking childhood. Horrendous. So this is just like walking the park. Bro's like they've been there designed for this yes

and you know I don't know what st. Denis what his childhood was like but can't be good whatever it was like it doesn't what matters is what that guy did in war and so for that guy to be a special forces guy and they go from that into fighting and then just start running through the division. World class. Like almost immediately running through like world class competition. That's scary. Yeah.

Tim Kennedy, same shit. Tim Kennedy, same shit. Brian Stantz, same shit. Same shit. Same shit. There's a different mentality that those guys have. They're soldiers. It's different. tim kennedy was world

class while he was in active duty correct active duty being deployed coming back fighting world class competition training fighting jacqueline yeah during deployment coming back mauling bisping mauled them just ragdolled him. Controlled him. Beat the shit out of him. Threw him around. I mean, Bisping becomes a champion. I mean, if they fought that time, during that moment, Bisping was as good as he was when he won the title. Tim Kennedy in his prime becomes the world champion. He was at that level.

I mean, it's like, it's all how it lines up. How do the fights line up? You know? Like, are you catching Anderson Silva after the leg break? Are you catching Anderson Silva when he fought Vitor? Which Anderson are you catching? You say you have a victory over Anderson Silva. Right, but do you?

You beat BJ Penn. Did you beat BJ Penn when he was kind of phoning it in? Or did you beat BJ Penn that beat Sean Strickland? Yeah, I go, what year? Or not Sean Strickland. Sean Shirk. Sean Shirk or Joe Stevenson. That BJ Penn is a monster.

That's a demon. That's a demon that never gets tired. Supremely confident assassin who never gets tired. Which one did you beat? You know, so it's like you look at Tim Kennedy when he was in his prime. And he was one of the best fucking fighters on earth. Against Jacare? Oh, my God, dude.

What? Oh, my God. When Jacare was one of the best jiu-jitsu guys on earth. fucking fighters on course against jacquard oh my god oh my god when jacquard a was one of the best jujitsu guys on earth dude all the acai you would rip your fuck Roger Gracie memory fought Hodger and Hodger had his back yes yes bro Tim Kennedy was an animal but I'm telling you that Ben was saying to me is next level oh no I'm all up on his French nuts bro he's got furnaces going on in his eyes. You look

in that guy's eyes, there's hell going on behind those eyes. I want a heart rate monitor on him when they're announcing his name. This dude don't give a fuck. Yeah, he's built for it. So him versus Dustin is very exciting. And bro, Dustin better be ready. Who knows the Dustin? He better be ready to go. Dustin likes

himself a fucking slobber knocker. He does, but you better be ready to go with that guy. You got to be ready to go because he's going to try to make a name off you. We just haven't seen him against the world tip of the spear level yet. Right. So I'm interested to see because you're not going to blitz Dustin and knock him out. I mean, you could. He's coming off a loss to Justin Gaethje.

The thing is, it's like Michael Johnson KO'd him. People forget about that. Michael Johnson's another one. People talk about Michael Johnson. You look at him like when he got knocked out by Josh Hammond. You look at him like later in his career, he's got KO'd a few times. He wobbled Khabib. Bro, he was dangerous.

Michael Johnson was dangerous. And he knocked out Dustin. Knocked him out flat with the left hand. He was a killer. So Dustin has been slept before i mean he's elite of the elite right now everybody but he just come off a head kick knockout to just engage you and who you never know how you recover from those things those are weird you get neck kicked your fucking whole brain gets rattled around also to your point changes your mentality all of a sudden

like ah fuck that can happen to me and you're game starts to change, and then you're aware of it when you're in there. I became a fucking grappler after I got knocked out by Noguera. Yeah. And then there's the reality, every time you get knocked out, it's a little easier to knock you out the next time. Correct. Up to a point. Some people don't. It's not like, not like us like oh

He got hit twice that means minus one is this it's not like math. I'm not saying nothing bad, but that's kind of with Chuck Liddell Yeah, that's it It's the best example the best example the best example. It's the best example. You know who... What I saw, it was just... You know who has the best chin in MMA nobody fucking talks about? Francis Ngannou. Oh, yeah. It's an iron chin. Y'all must have forgot.

Iron chin. The shit he ate from Stipe. Iron chin. And then what Tyson did him with that elbow. And then Joshua's in for a rude awakening if he's going to sit there and trade with him. Bro, I want to ask you about that. You're crazy. You don't think Francis can win that fight.

If Francis catches him, the world changes. Bro, he becomes the champion of the world. Not only that, there's a real good argument he beat Tyson Fury, too. Yeah. In his first ever boxing match. Real good argument he won that fight. For sure, he gets bragging rights. He knocked him down, and he was beating him up in the eighth round.

There was not a moment in that fight where Tyson Fury was beating him up. But he was beating Tyson Fury up. He's ranked in the WBO top ten now. He should be in fights. How crazy is this? Two boxing fights. Champion of the world. Number one.

He's never fighting MMA again. PFL. You're the side piece. That's never happening. Unless they roll up to Brink's truck. There's a lot of money behind the PFL. How much money? You could bust out some 30 to get Francis to fucking pummel some little four-ounce gloves.

Who are you going to fight? Who gives a fuck? You never know. The UFC loses a few people, contract negotiations. The lawsuit hits. Is that lawsuit legit? What's going on with that? Oh, bro, is it legit?

Is it legit? I don't even know what's going on. I try to stay out of it. Yeah, I'm with you. But after UFC 300, I think that following Monday is when it comes to trial. And what is the trial? It's a class action lawsuit? Yeah, class action lawsuit.

And you got like 60 fighters on that? God, I'm so glad I'm not a promoter. First of all, I'd be terrible at it because I'd want to give the fighters too much money. I'd be like, you guys deserve it. Listen, let's just figure out a way to work this out. You can't do that if you're running a business. If you're running a business, you've got to be ruthless. The thing is, in most cases, UFC can settle, right?

And be like, here's a bill, and get the fuck out of our face. But these fighters are trying to change the game. So they can't settle with them. Because they want to make a difference in the sport. To make it equal pay. They want some money. Well, no, they want money because they deserve it. But they're not...

No, they've already tried that. They did? These no, they want money because they deserve it. But they're not... There's 10 million just... No, they've already tried that. They did? These boys, they're playing for reals. I'm telling you this is the first time. How many fighters? Kung Lee. Oh, really?

And how many fighters are involved in the class action lawsuit? They didn't get paid enough? There's a ton. Yeah, just it's a monopoly. Like, they couldn't go anywhere else. They're subcontracted. What they do with the Reebok deal. Well, hold on a second.

Didn't Kung Lee come from Strikeforce? He literally came from somewhere else. Yeah, he came from Strikeforce. But then he came to the UFC. Yeah, but there was also Bellator existed at the same time. But he didn't fight for Bellator. Right, but he could have. Yeah, but he fought for Strikeforce and Strikeforce was bought by the UFC. Right.

What is the argument that it's a... They're definitely the best at it. But the monopoly argument, the problem is that you can make that with the NBA, you can make that with the NFL, you can make that with Major League Baseball. If you're playing for an additional football league outside of the NFL... It's frowned upon. It's just like, I've said this before on the podcast, and some fighters got mad at me. What?

Listen, I understand if you go to Bellator, if they pay you more money, and I support you doing that. What I'm saying is if you want to be the best in the world, you want to be the most famous motherfucker, the king of the king, at 155 pounds, 170 pounds, 185, 205, you have to fight in the UFC. You can make it if you're a prize fighter, but if you're a fighter

and maybe you're one of those guys that fought in the UFC and then you go up to PFL and you make a million dollars for the tournament, awesome. What does it say? I agree, you're one of those guys that fought in the UFC, and then you go up to PFL and you make a million dollars for the tournament. Awesome. What does it say? I agree. You're 100% correct, and I love it. White Rope Back.

What is that about? Oh. The plaintiffs in the case allege the UFC suppressed fighter pay through anti-competitive tactics such as shutting out competition and controlling the market for top-level fighters. If proven during trial, the UFC would stand to pay up to $1.6 billion in damages to 1,200 fighters who competed for the promotion from 2010 to 2017. I might get a paycheck!

Holy shit, dude. Do you have an argument? No, I'm kidding. I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm not including that i don't think what they're saying like they did like some tactics well they bought out the competition which is definitely true right they bought affliction they bought strike force illegal

no they do it in everything but in some businesses there's uh they they will like break you up if you have a monopoly. And it seems to be, at the very least, connected politically. That's where it gets weird. It's like, how much money are you donating to the Democratic Party? How much money do you donate to the Republican Party? How much money do you spend on whatever programs they want? How much money do you spend on whatever charities they would like you, whatever funds, whatever this, whatever that,

whatever foundations. You've got to play this game. And then still, if people complain and a lawsuit comes about, there is this possibility that you could be a monopoly. But there's a lot of monopolies, man. I mean, is YouTube a monopoly on video streaming?

Because if it's not, it's pretty fucking close. Yeah, the monopoly thing is a little weird, but I also think their argument is they're not. So they're subcontracted. So the UFC is saying you can't have any other sponsors. We control that. Right. And then there's no benefits as well. Well, the Reebok thing, there's a real argument there, right?

It's like you all of a sudden take away the fighter's ability to have ads. And that was one of the things that I knew from you, that you had more money in sponsors for your shorts or for the fight week than you did from your purse. And Dana thought I was lying. Remember? Dana thought I was lying. I was like, bro, I'm telling you I'm not lying. I think they didn't know. I honestly think they didn't know. I think they didn't look into it and Reebok came along and said

we'd like everybody to wear our shit and we'll give the fighters a certain amount of money. They knew about fighters getting ripped off. They knew some fighters were not getting paid. But the people that were doing it correctly, guys like you, were making a substantial amount of money off those sponsors. And I used to have a huge chip on my shoulder with Dana with that, but then as I get older,

you know, I'm 40, I'm like, oh, he's not. Dana didn't wake up and make a decision, how can I fuck Brendan? He was like, how can I make the UFC more money? If your sponsor, if like you didn't wear your sponsor's logo during a UFC broadcast.

Would they pay you the same? Would they still pay you? No. Why not? No, because you have to be wearing the shorts on the UFC. They didn't get advertising. Yeah, that's the whole reason why they're there. NFL players can't start wearing their own shit.

But they make millions of dollars. Yeah. They're talking about how many. Can you move the needle? But even the guys you move the needle? But even the guys that move the needle aren't compensated. The argument here is the NFL pays 50% of profits. The NBA pays 50% of the profits.

The UFC pays 14%. That's a fucking issue. Here was the solution. I didn't know that. Here was the solution that I thought up. Get a bunch of people that are interested in sponsoring the UFC. Approve them. Approve all those people and say, this is our list

of fighters. Who would you like to work with? Or what's your budget and the UFC controls it. Yeah, but here's the thing. If you get, you vet the people so you know they're going to pay. You know that these are legitimate businesses. Not like Condo Depot. But you reach out to a host of different businesses and let them pick and choose the fighters.

So guys that are more popular or guys that, like, you know, like some guy has got, like, a niche. He would be funny for Manscaped. This guy would be funny for this guy. And you figure out which ones you want to sponsor. Joe, they do that now. But on your shorts, bro. But they do that now with Monster.

Okay, with one. Yeah, but it's only one. But you know what the problem is? You bring the company, the UFC, and the UFC goes, Cool, what's your budget? $100 million? We'll take $90 of it, and then we'll give $10 to the fighters. That's the issue. That's why there's a lawsuit.

I don't know what the deal was with Reebok, but what I was saying is maybe it would be more lucrative for everybody if you just had a bunch of sponsors. Like to have just one sponsor, like whether it's Reebok or Venom or whoever it is. I get it. You'd want a uniform. But there was something cool, in my opinion, about people wearing different uniforms. You do.

Like when Melvin Manhoef used to come out and he had those gladiator shorts. Remember that shit? The Spartan shorts? Where they were like, it was like a skirt. How about Chuck shorts? Or Rich Franklin? The brown and fucking pink? It was like a skirt. Short shorts. A rich frank from the brown and fucking pink. What?

I loved that. I loved that. And when dynamic fasteners were sponsoring everybody. Who the fuck is dynamic fasteners? It was like some dude who just had money who was a fan of the sport. Said, I want to sponsor a bunch of world-class fighters. The problem for the fighters now is, remember, so the fighters are clean. Look at the octagon. It looks like a fucking NASCAR. Yeah. So UFC's making more money off that, so the fighters are clean. Look at the octagon. It looks like a fucking NASCAR.

Yeah. So UFC's making more money off that, and the fighters are getting between 14% to 70%. That's why they're upset. I think you could easily have sponsors on these fighter shorts along with Venom. And it's not going to take away from Venom. Venom makes great shit. I was just hitting the bag yesterday with Venom gloves. They make legit shit.

Venom makes really good fight wear. Their gloves are excellent. But not as good as my man's. Onyx. Trevor Whitman. Trevor Whitman. My man Trevor Whitman makes the best MMA gloves in the

world and no organizations are using them. They are far superior to the UFC gloves, far superior to Bellator, even the old Pride gloves, far superior. My man Trevor Whitman makes the best gloves and the best boxing gloves. He's got the only gloves that when I hit the bag, I don't even wrap my hands. His gloves are so secure. They fit to your hand. They mold to your hand so well. His gloves are so secure. They fit to your hand. They mold to your hand so well. His foam is so good.

Premium leather. You have two Velcros. You have one for your wrist. You cinch it down at the top of your hand and one lower in your wrist. You cinch it down. That shit is locked in. And you could just, I talked to Justin Gage. He goes, I never wear hand wraps.

He goes, I just wear these gloves. I just zip them up. UFC should just set up Trevor and do a deal for the UFC gloves. 100%. Someone out there in UFC land, listen to me. Please. If UFC doesn't want championships, could... I contacted them multiple times about this.

They said there was some deal. It fell apart. I'm like, please. They're the best gloves. They curl the hand. You don't have to worry about struggling to close your hand. I bet it would relieve 20% of eye pokes. But I bet you the UFC is like, can't he mass produce them?

Because we need how many fucking gloves in a calendar year? Well, I would imagine it's probably Trevor doesn't want to give up the rights. Or Trevor doesn't want to give up the business. Trevor's a money man, so I bet Trevor could be like, you can mass produce them this high doom. Then China starts making them. Well, you'd have to make them with the kind of foam that he makes them with. He makes them with expensive foam. It's very different.

It's a different kind of foam. You could drop a steel plate, like a weightlifting plate. It's like memory foam. His foam just bends in a little and bounces back up. It's not like that shitty foam where you feel the knuckle poke all the way through. His foam protects your hands way better. Is that that foam they used on the space shuttle? The space shuttle's not real,

Eddie. Come on, man. You know it is. It's not real. You know it is. No, not real. Come on, man. Score! It's real. Niners came back. Is it over? It's over? And they won?

I'm willing. They cover? I want to call this fight so bad, I'm willing to go back to California. Is it over? It's over? And they won? Oh, shit. I'm willing. They cover. I want to call this fight so bad, I'm willing to go back to California. Is it Honda Center? Yeah. Eddie, do you want to come to this? Let's do it. What's the date? I'm doing commentary.

It's in February. It is... 17th. No. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, 16th and 17th of February. Of February?

16th and 17th? Yes, sir. Come on, son. You ain't got nothing better to do. I might even go to that one. Go to that one, of course. I'm in Dallas. What are you doing?

Stand-up? Tin foil hat? No. Seminar? Seminar. Nice. Seminar. February 17th in Dallas.

10th planet Dallas get a hold of Chauncey beautiful get on that but I'll be back that night but I won't like land to like 8 or 9

no like 8 or 9 I'll be down to go if you can make it Eddie I don't want to roll by myself and get fucking sniped out with some UFC hater there might be a chance that's a big fight dude

Ilya Toporia he's fucking good yeah in Anaheim yeah I might be able chance. That's a big fight, dude. Ilya Teporia. It's at the pond? He's fucking good. Yeah, in Anaheim. I might be able to make it. Where are you going to be? In Dallas? Yeah, but right after the seminar, I go to the airport.

What day is the seminar? Same day as the fight. Is it Saturday? Saturday. Damn, it was Friday. You could fly with me, son. Why don't you move your seminar? Bro, that fucking...

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Do you know this whiskey is as old as America? It's older. It's fucking good. They started making this whiskey in 1773. I got fucked up. Jamie was watching me.

One of those stars flew over. I thought it was the end of the fucking world in here. Buffalo Trace. If I had one company to support in the liquor business, it would be Buffalo Trace. I fucking love those guys.

This is this? Yeah, I love them. They're great. I like Ron White's fucking tequila, too. Oh, Ron White's the man. His tequila's legit. No shit. Yeah.

I didn't get a hangover, dog. It's legit. When I didn't get a hangover that day and I was drinking with him, and I don't drink, I was like, I'm going to be dead tomorrow. He told me, and I was like, you know, a lot drink. I was like, I'm going to be dead tomorrow. He told me and I was like, you know, a lot of celebrities make tequila

and a lot of it's whack. But Ron White's, that number one tequila, that shit's smooth. We got some here. He gave me a special bottle. He brought me a bottle of nine-year-old,

nine-and-a-half-year-old tequila. I'll give it to Eddie Bravo and start talking about Flat Earth. It'll come out. It'll come out, baby. Eventually. I mean. It's going to come out. It'll come out, baby. Eventually. I mean. It's going to come out.

You got to realize. Look at this. Oh, that's right. Robert Whittaker and Paulo Costa. No. Jeff Neal and Ian Gary. That's the fight. Marab and Henry Cejudo.

Oh, my God. And, bro, Anthony Hernandez and Alice Garoff is a great fight, too. Jeff Neal. Ian Gary. Ian Gary got postponed. Poor Vicente Luque. I know. I know.

But you know what, man? It's better. They trained together for so long. You don't want to fight a dude you fucking love. Those fights usually suck. It's just something awful about hurting someone who you're friends with. Well, aside from that, you guys know each other, so it makes for a bad fight. Right.

But also, maybe one of them has a fucking big advantage. hurting someone who you're friends with. You guys know each other, so it makes for a bad fight. Right, but also maybe one of them has a fucking big advantage. Maybe one of them knows it. Usually the fights suck. When me and Arlovsky fight each other and we knew each other, the fight was fucking terrible. Arlovsky is still doing the damn thing.

Dude, I just watched him Saturday night. Good fight. MMA? UFC? Still good defense. MMA? UFC, bro. Still good defense. Still good fucking defense. Yeah. His chin did not fall apart.

Still a handsome bastard. I ran into him the other day with his son, took a picture with his son. I'm talking to him. He's still there. He's the best. He's great. There's some guys who, you know, it's just like any. There's some guys who do it forever and they're fine.

Bro, Arlovsky was the champion 20 years ago. He's the champ. That hairy chest. When was he the UFC heavyweight champion? 2002? 2002, 2001. When did he knock out Sylvia? Yeah, a hot second ago.

Bro, when he was on top. Remember when we knocked out Paul Buentel with one punch? He was insane. When he was in his early 20s, he was so good. Remember when Fedor was in his prime? He's in his prime. And he fucking was whooping his ass. And then he tried that jumping knee.

What? And he got fucking waylaid. Oh, my God. 2005. Paul Blantello right there. Is that when he won? He won the interim heavyweight champion in 2005. So he knocked out Paul Blantello.

He fought Rico Rodriguez in 2001. Bro, he knocked out Vladimir Matyshenko. People forgot about him, too. That dude was an animal. Dude, he lost twice to Tim Selleck. Paul Blantello was 2005. Yep. Tim Selleck was a beast, 2001. Vladimir Matyshenko. People forgot about him, too. That dude was an animal. Dude, he lost twice to Tim Sylvia. I tell it was 2005. Yep. Tim Sylvia was a beast, dude.

Oh, people sleep on Tim. Especially in the pre-Usada days. Dude, 6'9"? TRT Tim Sylvia? Remember those days? That was not TRT. That was straight Mexican supplements. Oh, bro.

No, that was DECA. There was no doctors involved. No, that was DECA, Winstraw. That was all the above. He used to have to cut weight to make 265. That was Gold's Gym. How tall was Tim Silver? 6'10"?

He's a big fella. He's a big fella. I think Semmy Schilt was probably the only taller fighter than him. Bro, there was one day where Tim was struggling to make 265. I was there while he was cutting weight because I was doing the MC in the weigh-ins. He was big. Dude, that same with Shane. When he knocked out Rico Rodriguez, bro, he was a monster.

He was a monster he was a monster Tim if it was in prime today dude who the fuck beats him who beats him with his footwork as big as he is as much power as he has range bro he was you got to get him on the sauce that's the thing when he got off the sauce he wasn't the same guy but if you go to Tim Sylvia go to Tim Sylvia Rico Rodriguez pull that up very fine Frank he was fighting Frank? Yeah. When he won the top. Yo! Remember when Frank broke his arm? Oh, yeah. He still wanted to fight.

Still wanted to fight. Herb, what the fuck? The crowd was going nuts. What's that? I still talk to Rico. Rico Rodriguez? How's he doing? He has a gym.

Where at? In Newark or something. Oh, no shit. Like, he trains a business, so he's still out there loving to death. Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. I didn't know he was from Staten Island. Rico's still out there. I love him to death. Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. I didn't know he was from Staten Island. Rico's a great guy.

He's an interesting dude. He used to train at Legends. He came down at Legends once. Rico Rodriguez is a Machado lineage. Was he good on the ground? We were white belts together. He was good on the ground. He went as a blue belt.

Oh, yeah, black belt. As a blue belt. There were some wrestlers in the beginning of the jiu-jitsu era in the United States when it was brand new. UFC 2, 1994, blows up. Jiu-jitsu just started in the United States. Here it is. Look how big this motherfucker was. Six foot nine, stuffing takedowns.

Just jacked a giant 260 with fucking hammers for fists, bro. And great takedown defense. And Rico Rodriguez. This is Rico Rodriguez in incredible shape because he actually used to be like a big fat guy. Bro, Tim was just mean. He was a big, mean motherfucker. You know, like, look, he eats one to give you one back. Terrible barbed wire tattoo.

Nasty jab, dude. Nasty jab. Just tough. Rico had great jiu-jitsu, too, man. And he came out of that fucking camp, man. Pat Militech put together a fucking camp in the early days of the sport that was flooded with animals. Matt Hughes. Jens Pulver, Matt Hughes.

Robbie Lawler. So many guys, dude. So many guys. There was a really good jiu-jitsu guy that went to Vegas. Oh, here it is. Here's the end. Boom. Tim Sylvia, son.

Which guy, Joey? Damn. Jiu-jitsu guy? Yeah. You think of Matt Linlin? Robert Drysdale? No. Who do you think of?

Linlin was a hendo guy. He was a very nice guy. Put your microphone on. What do you hear? White guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like him. Mark Lehman? Fuck. What did you hear? White guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like him. Mark Lehman?

Fuck. He went to Vegas? He went to Vegas. But he came from that camp? Utah. Utah. Who? Who's in Utah?

Jeremy Horn. Jeremy Horn. Jeremy Horn. Because our boy was training with him. Your friend from Boston. Yeah. That's hot. Yeah.

He was a good dude. Jeremy Horn's a good dude. Jeremy Horne's a good dude. He's very nice. He was probably the best at jujitsu in that camp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Jeremy Horne had like 200 fights, you know. He had to be with animals like, you know, Matthews. Do you remember when we saw Jeremy Horne fight in California when MMA was illegal and they had to fight slap fighting. It was slap fighting and submissions and strikes, but you could only slap like Pancrae style. Do you remember?

We saw him. Did Horn fuck somebody up? Fuck somebody up. Are you sure it was there? Yeah, 100%, brother. We went to so many. Eddie and Bravo and I went to so many events. We went to one event where they pretended it was a movie,

so they could film it like a movie and have guys actually fight. So that was the loophole. Do you remember that? Where was that? It was a set? It was a bunch of guys in Huntington Beach. It was like Orange County. Remember we went? We were so high those days. We would be high every day.

Eddie Bravo sent me down a very bad path. Once he sent me down that path, we would get high and we would go to these MMA events. We would go to King of the Cage all the time at the Indian Casino. We would do that all the time. That was back when Eddie was working at King of the Cage, too. I was the worst commentator ever, man. You weren't that bad.

I met your boy who owns King of the Cage. Bud. Bud Bresman? Yeah, Bud's my brother. I love him. But he actually lives in my old house. That's what he told me. He goes, I live in his old house. I'm like, oh, fuck. I love that guy. How actually lives in my old house. That's what he told me. He goes, I live in his old house.

I'm like, oh, fuck. I love that guy. How old is Deuce? His son? He must be like 18. His son is a Viking. His son's a Viking. No, he's not 18.

I think he's like 13. He has some dope cars. He's got giant bones. That kid's ready to smash people. Yeah. Listen, Bud's son gets serious. But, you know, Adrian, Bud's wife, her brother is gigantic. He's huge.

He's like 6'9". I think they're Albanian or something. Yeah, he played basketball in Europe. Like professional basketball. He's giant. And Bud's son, when Bud's son was little, you'd pick him up. He'd be like, made out of rocks. I'm like, dude, what the fuck is your kid made out of?

The kid was just dense. Just dense. And I know he's got him into training. You know Bud's got that kid doing jiu-jitsu 100%. Bud has a car collection, Joe. Oh my god. Bud's been on the podcast. He was a producer of rides. And that's

when I got my barracuda done. It was on that show. The sick fish? Yeah. That's right. We were talking about that earlier. Oh, Eddie. I told you. I got it back. Pull up that video of Joe Rogan's Sick Fish 2.0. Bro. What all did they redo to it? I remember that motherfucker, dog.

It looks the same. It was the only... You know what I say? Look at this. This is it now. When we were driving that, dude, it was the only time ever girls would be staring at me in a car. The only time. Bro.

Everybody stared at this car. Everywhere we went, people were staring at this car. But now it's way better. Now it's got a Mercury racing engine that goes to 9,000 RPMs. It's insane horsepower. What engine is it? A Mercury racing engine. It sounds like an exotic RPMs. It's insane horsepower. What engine is it? A Mercury racing engine. It sounds like an exotic, dude.

This car is insane. Roadster Shop did an amazing job. Yeah! Baby! That's the T-Rex. And you want to drive your plaid. I love my plaid. This is something different. This is America. This is an eagle with a heart on.

Yes! This is an eagle with a heart on, Yes! This is an eagle with a heart on throwing nuclear weapons at the rest of the world. This is a real American car. 1970 Barracuda. So this is what they did. So what happened was I had it. It was a great car, real fun, but it was fucking up a lot, and I didn't have any money back then. And so i sold

it and then reggie bush bought it the football player and he had it for a couple years and then he sold it to my friend yoel and my friend yoel who runs fusion motorsports he calls me up he goes hey i got your barracuda and then i was starting to make some money back then i was like oh shit let me buy it so i bought it back and then i never even got it i shipped it directly to roseter shop turn up the volume so you can hear this shit they made this so now it's the same look but now it's got a fucking insane setup it handles like a dream it's got a 50 50 waitress distribution because it's got a rear transactional six-speed Stop that bitch. I don't know if I have a favorite car I don't know if I have a favorite car, but that might be up there that might be wrong that might be again

That's what I'm watching on the podcast you were talking about the whole but like thing was stupid Yeah, I'ma tell you something. You're not a fucking immigrant like me, okay? That video right there. That should be Bud Light. Just give me a fucking hard-on. America! That's America, though. Fuck yeah.

That Bud Light song. Give me some volume. Give me some volume. Fucking did the day. My thanks. Listen to that, boys. My thanks. Look at this fucking thing.

Challengers. That's what it is to be a fucking American. Yeah. That's my car. And now you want to, come on, doctor. Yeah, that's my car. And now you want to give me a Prius? Listen to that. Woo! It sounds like an exotic.

That's what's crazy about it. It's got insane... Look how he's got this... You see how he's got the speedometer blurred out? That car looks tight as fuck. Oh, it's tight as fuck. The shit's so... Look how the speedometer's blurred out.

Bitch, you ain't fooling nobody. That thing's amazing. Oh, it's... You forgot to blur it out. You fucked up. Listen to that car. It's amazing. God.

God. Yeah. So, it's like... It was my dream car. I got anxiety there for a second. It was the dream car, but then it was... The dream was kind of a mess because it was a lot of maintenance.

It kept breaking down. We get hot rods, right? But then when you send it to these guys, these guys did it right. But the thing is the difference between what they used to do in 2003 versus what they do now, it's giant. 20 years later, 21 years later, the fucking technology with these old cars is off the charts, man. They have insane suspensions now, insane brake setups. They make them better than today's cars. Well, they're not better because there's still anti-lock brakes.

There's a lot of shit structurally that's not as good about those cars. But the bottom line is you get to have that old school feel in a car that's actually controllable. You know what gives me that Lexus you told me to get? Oh, it's the best. That fucking thing. When you step on it, I called you and I said, I think you recommended a car to me, Uncle Joe. Because this motherfucker's doing 80 off the jump. Yeah.

Which one did you get? You got the midsize SUV, right? Yeah. That one. The one you told me. That's a great car. They run forever. They never break.

No, that's a Toyota. That goes around the world one fucking time. They're comfortable. It's got a nice V8 engine, plenty of horsepower. Tremendous. Awesome suspension. Yeah. And I hear the six-cylinder turbo's badass.

Oh, yeah. You can't go wrong with a Lexus. And they have that one sports car. It's underlooked because people, for whatever reason, don't think of Lexuses when it comes to sports cars. What is it? The LC500? They have this two-door V8 car that sounds amazing, and it looks like a little spaceship.

They're dope. But people have it in their mind. They have Mercedes. They have all these cars that are worthwhile in their mind, and Lexus for some reason, and Acura as well, like the new NSX. It missed it. This is the car. The LC500.

That thing is a monster. The exhaust is dope on the back. It sounds amazing. And that fucking car will never break. That will never break. They're not cheap, though. Oh, well, they're worth it. They're worth it.

I mean, I think that's a reasonable amount of horsepower. It's like 550 horsepower or something like that. Nothing crazy. How much does that cost? It's $115. Oh, it says $'s a reasonable amount of horsepower. It's like 550 horsepower or something like that. Nothing crazy. How much does that cost? It's 150. Oh, it says 100. It says 99. Interesting.

That Cadillac Blackwing. That is the best car that people don't know about. So that has a V6 hybrid now? Is that what it said? Click on that again. Did they change the engine? They might have changed the engine and made it even crazier. V6 hybrid now is that what it said click on that again did they change the engine they might have changed the engine and made it even crazier v6 hybrid oh a v8 engine is standard and provides a spine tingling soundtrack a v6 hybrid setup is also available those want to maximize fuel

economy and driving range so it just gives you like more uh more driving but they have another supercar before this yeah the lfa yeah that is a bad man that little monster yeah yeah that car is a monster lfa is the real thing and it sounds awesome give me a video of that car because it has a very unusual power toyota until i walked into douglas toyota at 104th and thornton they had a car in the middle of a toyota that went around the world like 10 times like mileage wise them don't die and not they had a car in the middle of Toyota that went around the world like 10 times, like mileage-wise. Yeah, them bitches don't die.

And they bought it. It had like three-quarters of a million miles on it. I'm like, damn, change the oil. Guy got a few flat tires. Bro, Matt Farah had a one-million-mile Lexus. Apparently, like Toyota V8s, they have a bunch of Tundras that are over a million miles. It's a common thing.

Oh, yeah. Tundras go. They go forever. Apparently, they're saying, I have a Tundra. I'm like, oh, my God. Tundras and Tacomas. They go forever. They go forever.

Forever. That's the LFA. That's the LFA. That's the one you want. Try the LC500. But this thing sounds amazing, too. This is the thing you want, though. Yeah.

This is the supercar they made. Apparently, they're making a new one. They have a new LFA that's going to come out within a couple of of years that was the v10 though it's a yeah but that car is like a million dollars yeah right yeah yeah that's what i was thinking and you know if you bought it new it was like three or four like four something like that and now it's over a million. Come on. Let me hear the LC500, though, Jimmy. See if you can find a video for that. No, that's a different thing, right?

I didn't know you had that. Yeah, bro. I'm going crazy out here. Listen to this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drive it, though. Stop. This guy's annoying.

Get him to drive it. Here. Let me hear you drive it. Here we go. That is a super underappreciated car right there. That's a super underappreciated car. That. That's a super underappreciated car. That's one of the cars, like, you know, if you think about buying a Porsche, you think about buying something.

Okay. No one thinks that. I get it, but think about that one. That is a super underrated car. You get it at a bargain compared to those other cars. It's reliable. You get a shit. You're not racing. If you're not racing, you're not getting on a racetrack.

You just want enjoyment. That car will give you a lot of fucking enjoyment And here's number one it'll never fuck up Never Lexus is I've never had one fuck up. I've had three Lexus's and two Toyotas. I've never a fucking single problem Okay, the same thing right yeah Yeah, they never like break do they never break. How is. How is that? Aren't they made actually in Mexico? Oh, well, it's Japanese engineering.

If they're manufactured in Mexico, it's a plant the Japanese put together. Okay. Probably to save some money. I don't know if they are. Like a lot of Fords made in Mexico. Yeah, a lot of shit's made in Mexico. Some of the BMWs are put together here. My D-1 170 was made in Canada.

I thought the cars actually made and put together in Japan, those are the ones are the best. Well, it's all the same product, though. The thing is, if you manufacture it to the same standards, the thing about Toyota is like the old days when they made Land Cruisers. There's 1988 Land Cruisers that are still on the road, and they're super valuable. The FJ62. Big time. FJ62 is like you feel the door. It's like extra thick. They don't push in like regular doors. Those cars are fucking durable. The windshield glass is extra thick.

And they hold their value. They hold their value. They never break, man. I want my car made by a motherfucker that is taking pride in his work and doing meth and sleeping at the factory. You know what I'm saying? That's Japanese. That's why I'm making my car. It's American cars, too.

American cars. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. But we had a bad run. We had a bad run. We had a bad run in America for a while. There was a bad run when they started making the fuel economy cars. They ruined the Mustang ruined the Camaro they ruined everything, but they kind of came this now. They are back now

They are back those mud the new mustangs that dark horse is the shit filthy dude 500 horsepower 60 right from the factory and they brought they brought back the Chargers you do it, but then they discontinued them They sell charges charges Challenger they just they just made the last one you got the last one Chargers. For a while, but then they discontinued them. Why? They still have Chargers. Chargers are sick. What is the one that... Challenger. They discontinued that? They made the last one. He got the last one.

The Demon 170. Why would they do that? They look so cool. They're going to make a new one. They're going to make a new one. It'll probably be a V6. That was a good move, making those old hot rod cars. That's huge.

Very good move. Bro, that Demon 170, it's the fastest production car ever made from the factory. It comes with slicks, 1,025 horsepower. Yeah. It's so... It's the fastest production car ever made from the factory. It comes with slicks, 1,025 horsepower. Yeah. It's my daily. The fucking Japanese car market is so interesting. It's took down Neil Magning. Because Mitsubishi, like Mitsubishi engine.

I'm not Mitsubishi. Who the fuck is it? Is it Zuzu? Honda? Hyundai? Subaru? Hyundai? That's Korean, isn't it?

Yeah. Hyundai engines are like in every car. Especially in F1. What happened to Daihatsu? What happened Subaru? Hyundai? That's Korean, isn't it? Yeah. Hyundai engines are like in every car. Especially an F1. What happened to Daihatsu? What happened to those guys? Daihatsu? Yeah. I don't know.

What happened to that Duncan car? I don't see those no more. Oh, the fucking Mini? Yeah. They're around. Those are still around. The best car from Japan is the GTR. That's a great fucking car.

That's a fucking car. If you want a Godzilla, that's what you want. Dude's juiced those up to 2,000 horsepower. I missed Datsun. My boy Josh at Overkill has one. Fucking 1,500 horsepower. Well, they're about to release a new one. They've been working on a new one, a new GTR for years.

They've had the same basic model they've been refreshing every year forever. They have the MR? You get for like 115? I only drove one once. I rented it. It was amazing. I actually drove it out here. I flew into the austin airport and they

had that hertz program we could rent wild shit you guys got a gtr they go yeah i'm like i'll take that i drove that to cap city drive it like a rental bro it was amazing the way it cornered do you remember when nissan was dotson and they made the 240 SX their sports cars you remember the two 280 ZX and then they made the 300 ZX yeah when I was like 12 my dad had a 240 ZX and he pulled up and he said he pulled up and he said he'd see me like once every other year and he goes when you're 16 that's yours I said fuck yeah never saw him that's that's not a normal one i thought i had a 240z yeah that's got wide body kit wide tire they do a lot of things to those because it's a great

platform yeah like like what that car is right there you take those little cars they're super light cars and you you can add a lot of horsepower to them do a lot of things to them damn your dad never get do I really believe that I told all my friends I go dude I got a 240z I was waiting for me 27 Mike Malone's got Neil Mac did you ask what happened to the car dude I was just happy't bring it up. I didn't even bring it up. Who the fuck's my car? I was just happy that he wasn't dead. I hadn't heard from him in 14 years. And he showed up.

I was just like, I'm going to be cool. I'm not going to sweat him about the car. Dude, when I found out, my dad was at my grandma's house. My aunt calls me and goes, Edgar, your dad's here.

I'm like, oh, fuck. I thought maybe he's dead or something. And the whole way down from Hollywood to Orange County, I'm like oh fuck Maybe he's dead or something And the whole way down from Hollywood to Orange County I'm like I'm not gonna give him any shit We're gonna start over We're gonna fucking make this good I'm not gonna give him any shit Fuck that 240ZX

Is he still alive? No he's dead Neil Magny's getting fucked up He's getting fucked up. He's getting fucked up. Those were great little cars. I had a friend of mine who had a 260 or a 280ZX. I forget which one it was. It was before the 300 back in Boston.

I remember, man, this thing handled so good. It handled like it was on rails. Just moved around. The Mazda? No. Nissan. Nissan. Yeah. What was the little one that Mazda made?da? No. Nissan. Nissan. Nissan. Yeah.

What was the little one that Mazda made? Miata. No, the RX-7. Yes. Oh, RX-7 was a shit. It was a rotary engine. Totally different kind of engine.

You want me to tell you something? Those are great. 1980, the reason why I don't drink and drive is because of one of those motherfuckers. Miata? New Year's Eve,

I was driving back from Aerosmith at fucking Nassau Coliseum. We crossed the bridge. We hit Kennedy Boulevard and right fucking there. We were the first on. RX-7 went right into the middle on a fucking telephone pole.

He was dead. She was still kicking and yelling. Oh, my God. And I was on acid. Oh, my God. I'll never drink and drive again. Remember like late 80s, early 90s, you had the RX-7? What about the MR2s? Remember those? Those were dope. Those are, for some reason,

teenagers figured out how to steal those. Wow, I'm a lot. I had friends... Fuck. I had friends that would steal MR2s, and there were so many of them out there, and they would take the plates and switch them so they can get an extra couple days before people figured out it was stolen.

You ever switch plates? Steal a car. An MR2. I know, but- Wasn't the MR2 the mid-engine one? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

That was a great little car. That was super easy to steal. There it is. Look at that. Because you had the RX-7, MR2, the 3000 GT, the Supra. You had a Supra, right? Yeah. I had a 96 Super Turbo. 95, 96. Yeah. I had a Supra, right? Yeah, I had a 96 Super Turbo.

Which you still had it. 95, 96. Yeah, I wish I had it, too. Yeah, people wouldn't like it as much anymore unless it was super jacked up. But even when they super juice them up, the tires are still a little narrow. You can fix that, though, don't you? You can fix that. Come on.

Oh, that's a nice one. Out of all the cars that I'd want to have again that I used to have, the NSX is number one. The older one? Yeah. That's the 95 or 2005. The one with the integrated headlights. That was the one. Remember that old story where we're doing jiu-jitsu.

He's like a blue belt. I'm a purple belt. And he fucking rips his knee. Something happens in the gym. And he goes, you got to take me to the fucking hospital. His knee was locked. And he drove my car. So he had the NSX. And his

knee was fucked up. He's sitting shotgun and I'm driving and I'm like, eh, it's a different kind of clutch. You know what I mean? So I'm like grinding it. And dude, he's holding, he's going, you fucking piece of shit. He was so mad at me. He's exaggerating.

He's exaggerating. He's exaggerating. I was like, dude, let it out like this. Let it out like this. And I also said, don't put it in neutral when you're on the highway. He's like, what was that? I was like, why do you keep putting it in neutral on the highway? He's like, I thought you were supposed to. I go, no.

Keep it in gear. Oh, you remembered that detail. Because that's what I would do. You can't put it in neutral. Why are you putting it in neutral? I'm on the fucking coast, dog. You can't put it in neutral. Why are you putting it in neutral? Trying to conserve fossil fuels, dog. This is the Green New Deal, bitch.

I drove home in agony. I got an MRI. My knee was fucked up. They taped it. I'll drive home. For me growing up, if you had a stick shift, that means you were poor. When you have rich people, they get stick shifts. I'm like, dude, I would dream of having an automatic transmission, Don. My first car was a Pinto Station Wagon, 1977 Pinto Station Wagon.

Manual? Manual, four-speed. And I'm like, ah. I fantasized about having an automatic transition now it's opposite like that dude knows what the fuck he's doing so eddie was fucking part of the clutch of the month club on the fucking burning out clutches like a motherfucker you can replace clutch oh he was so mad it was hilarious his knees fucked up he was a little sensitive he was a little sensitive he was mad he was a little nervous driving Totally locked. He was a little sensitive. He was mad.

He was a little nervous driving the car. This car is 150 down dog. I'd be furious. A little nervous driving the car he was. It was a little bit of him. Yeah. I was trying to save your life, dog. Yeah, I understand, bro.

I missed that car. That car was a great little car. It wasn't the fastest car in the world, but goddamn, you felt everything. They're great cars. You were so connected with that car. So connected to the ground, and it had a beautiful everything. They're great cars. You were so connected with that car. Those engines, too, bro. So connected to the ground, and it had a beautiful sound. Look at Neil turning it around.

Oh, Neil on time. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bro, Neil doesn't get tired. Neil never gets tired. If he could finish this off on top, that's big. Oh, Milan's got that leg. Oh, shit.

He used it to sweep. He's turning on the leg. Yeah, he's all right. He knows what's up. Yeah. Yeah. Neil's been in so many fucking fights. He's getting a little sketchy.

A little sketchy. He's got good leg lock defense. Look at him. Yeah. Very good leg lock defense. That's Christian Allen. Well, this is good for Neil. At least moral victory.

Even if he loses a decision, he spent the last minute on top. Yeah, we were talking about cars. I saw Mount. Bottom decision, he spent the last minute on top. Bottom of the mount. Oh, mount. Mount. Oh, shit. Malat burned himself out, man. Hey, dude, in Japan, he wins.

Yeah, close. You can't lose a fight in a mount in Japan. It's impossible. This is interesting. He's got him flattened out, man. This is big. He just keeps punching the stop. Oh, shit. They might stop this. Keep going. Keep going, Neil. Keep going. He's got him flattened out, man. This is big. If he just keeps punching the stop. Oh, shit.

They might stop this. Stop it. Keep going. Keep going, Neil. Keep going. Keep going. He's got it. He's got it. His coach is like, 30 seconds.

Hang on. Oh, they're going to stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. He's not defending. He's not defending. Stop the fucking fight.

Bro, this is a stop fight. This is a stop fight. Stop that fight. That's it. Neil Magny. You might be like a motherfucker. Neil Magny turned it fight. Stop that fight. That's it! Neil Magny! Neil Magny turned it around! I love it. Neil Magny turned it around, man.

Holy shit. That's the value of cardio. Yes. That guy's cardio is insane. That's Strickland, bro. Yep. That's Stricky. You gotta think about that. We have not seen Drekus Duplicy in rounds 4 and 5 in a tough fight. Damn, I forgot about that fight.

That still got my eye. That's why we're here, dog. Let's fucking go. That's the place. Damn, somebody won. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, Neil Magny. That looked like Scarlett Johansson. Fuck yeah, Neil Magny.

Someone's hot wife. Yes. Fuck yeah, Neil Magny. Fuck yeah. I like seeing Neil Magny win. That's a guy that's been around forever. Who's yelling biggest movie star on the planet? What was that?

Was that one of your phones? Oh. Joey Diaz showed us the crackhead chucking competition. Oh, my God. This dude threw a crackhead 20 feet. He goes, I want to thank God for blessing me with the talent. He's so big. Blessing me with the talent to throw crackheads.

That dude is fucking yo How did you find that so quick? Pull this up Jamie Crackhead throwing competition Crackhead throwing Damn 12 feet 9 inches

That's not bad This is the same crackhead? Yeah it's gotta be the same one 12 feet, 9 inches. That's not bad. This is the same crackhead? Yeah, it's got to be the same one. It's got to be the same one. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. That was 13 feet. Oh, my God.

Let's go to the tape. You know what? That's like 18 feet, bro. He threw that to you 20 feet. That was just crazy. Oh, 23, he threw that to you 20 feet. Bro, this is crazy. Oh, 23 feet? Now listen to what he says. Listen to what he says.

Listen to what he says when they talk to him. Hey, this is Leo, our first winner of the first annual crackhead chalky competition. You got anything to say, Leo? Hey, man, I just want to say thank God for blessing me with the talent. This dude's missing five teeth. Okay, okay.

I want to say God bless him. All right, all right. If I was Dana White, I would have found that dude. I would have said, what are you doing right now, bro? Listen, I'm going to give you some money. We're going to move you down to Miami. I'm going to give you some money. We're going to move you down to Miami. I'm going to give you some money for just six months of solid training. It may work.

It might not work. Let's find out. I have a feeling you got a talent. I got a feeling you got a talent for fucking people up. I'm a motherfucker like Kyle Parigi and shit. Jesus Christ. Toss and crack hits translates. That's a lot of weight.

To MMA? Yeah, 100%. That guy looked like a house. I think that's round of pounds. If you can teach that guy how to punch people, that's a lot of weight. To MMA? Yeah. 100%. That guy looked like a house. If you can teach that guy how to punch people, that's a Derek Lewis looking type dude. That looks like the projects in Baltimore, but it's not from his accent. Where's it from? Could be. Because they have a weird accent down there.

They do have a weird accent down there. Baltimore's got the weirdest accent. Like when John Rollo starts talking, they got that way of saying words. It's beautiful, though. It's like a smoother, more relaxed version of Jersey, New York. Baltimore?

Yeah, Baltimore. And you still haven't watched the fucking Wire. It's almost for it. Come on. I still haven't watched the Wire. Me and your brother told you about it. I know. That dude. I know. I told him many times, too. I know. I almost played a clip the other day. You know what I started watching, though?

Peaky Blinders. Is it good? Oh, shit. It's great, man. I had a bunch of people recommended it. I haven't seen that. And then we got done with all the Yellowstones. We got done with Yellowstone 1923. That's a great show.

Great show of all time. 1883 is the one, man. That's a good one, too. It's better than Yellowstone. I thought about your joke. Oh, my God. I thought about your joke. Which one?

What's the one with the country singer and the country? Faith Hill and Tim McGraw. Yeah. They did one where they were going across. Oh, my feet are tired. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Because people were complaining.

Let's stop here and fuck. Yeah. But, bro, can you put a clip up of what's the character's name on that show? Which one? Omar? From Baltimore? Omar. Omar. Omar is, listen,

the chick from fucking whatever. The lesbian chick? No, the one that's in that movie about Montana. Faith Hill. Jamie, I sent you a video. No, what were you just watching? You were doing a Baltimore accent, New York accent.

Faith Hill. Yellowstone. What the fuck am I going to tell you? God damn it. I don't know. Fuck. Oh! The chicken Yellowstone today is the best character on TV. The daughter?

The daughter. Beth is the fucking bomb. Tremendous. Tremendous. She's great. Beth is tremendous. Better than Ruth from... Oh, please.

She's so... Better than Ruth? Look at my boy in court. Come on, Don. Look at my from... Oh, please. She's so... Better than Ruth? Look at my boy in court. Come on, dog. Look at my boy in court, dog. Why you came forward in this case? I told the police what I know. Were you offered anything in exchange?

Like what? Were you arrested? Were you going to be charged with a crime? And by testifying, did the police agree to drop those charges? Nah, man, ain't even about that. How many times have you been arrested as an adult, Mr. Little? Sure, I done lost count.

Not though not to take it personal. Possession of a handgun, possessing a concealed weapon, assault by pointing, robbery, deadly weapon, possession of a handgun again, followed by violation of parole on weapon charges, followed by one count of attempted murder and use of a handgun in commission of a felony. That wasn't no attempted murder. What was it, Mr. Little?

Shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all. Fixed it so he couldn't sit right. Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, his hind parts, Mr. Little? You see, we had a disagreement. A disagreement over? Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slinging and the money he was making from slinging it. I thought otherwise. he should keep that cocaine he was slinging and the money he was making from slinging it.

I thought otherwise. So you rob drug dealers. This is what you do? Yes, sir. You walk the streets of Baltimore with a gun, taking what you want when you want it, willing to use violence when your demands aren't met. This is who you are.

Why should we believe your testimony, then? Why believe anything you say? That's up to y'all, really. You say you aren't here testifying against the defendant because of any deal you made with police. True that. That you're here because you want to tell the truth about what happened to Mr. Gant in that Housing Project parking lot.

Yeah. When, in fact, you are exactly the kind of person who would, if you felt you needed to, shoot a man down on a Housing Project parking lot and then lie to the police about it, would you not? And look, I ain't never put my gun on no citizen. You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade.

You're stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off... Just like you, man. ...the culture of drugs. Excuse me? What? I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase.

It's all in the the game though, right? He's a great actor. He's dead. Fentanyl, yeah. Which one? The black guy. The black guy's dead? Not the lawyer.

He's a fucking natural. When he walks around with a shotgun to go get breakfast with a robe on and and people start yelling omar coming omar coming then he stops to look at how beautiful the day is and somebody doesn't even want him coming in the house you just see bags of crack landing what did he die of fentanyl oh it wasn't the jab no no no no no and you know why i like this show did you see that we were just talking about this at dinner. What? The dude who was trying to cancel Novak for not getting vaccinated just drops dead of

a heart attack. The guy, the guy. Do you know the story, Jay? The guy that- Yeah, I just saw it online too. Did I send it to you? No, but I just saw it online. The page died suddenly. It's so crazy. Dude, at died suddenly.

It's so crazy. At died suddenly worldwide. Follow them on Instagram because mainstream media ain't showing you what's going on. People are dropping like flies everywhere. Really? Yeah. Brett Weinstein was on Tucker Carlson's show

and he said worldwide he has been told that the estimates could be as high as 17 million people now i don't know what that i don't know if he's right i don't know what that means and i know ravivore was going to have some sort of a debate between scientists where they're going to try to discuss this but when you're talking about people dying and there's hundreds of millions billions of doses have been given out. Yeah. Think about it. Try to call a heart doctor to get an appointment.

Yeah. Just do that. Just call a heart doctor and say, I'd like to come and see you. I'm getting in a regular heartbeat. If you call Monday, April, May. Damn. That's what I'm talking about.

Any fucking heart doctor. And mainstream media ain't covering this shit. They don't even talk about it. They can't. They can't. They're sponsored. They went too far the other way. They don't even talk about it. They can't. They can't. They're sponsored. They went too far the other way. They were telling people to do it.

And then on top of that, their advertising budget relies heavily on foreign companies. Crazy shit. Here it is. Journals who try to cancel Novak over not taking COVID vaccine collapses and dies while covering Australian Open. That shit's happening all over, all the time. Almost every, like, it seems like every day. You're just not reporting it, Eddie? Instagram, Instagram.

How many people do you know that got fucked up from the vaccine, personally? I know quite a few. Yeah. Quite a few. I don't handle it. Let me ask you this. How many people you know got fucked up over a measles vaccine? How many people got fucked up

with the flu shot? It's hard to tell because when people come down with diseases, who knows what it's from. How many people do you know got fucked up from the flu shot? I don't know anybody.

No one. Usually you hear with the flu shot, usually you hear, damn, I got the flu shot and then I got the flu. That's what you always hear. Or I felt sick.

You don't hear a dying. But imagine something that has as many people that know people that got fucked up by it as this and it's not pulled

and it's not just not pulled it's encouraged there's never been a drug that's had this many negative associations whether it's myocarditis pericarditis strokes

heart attacks blood clots all these miscarriages miscarriages sterilization all these wild autoimmune issues and neurological issues there's all these there's new diseases there's like like oh every day there's a new fucking disease joe what happened explain this to disease me. Disease X. Like, what about, let's talk about Disease X. Yeah, what is that? What the fuck is that? That's the new one coming?

That's the new one. I'm going to forward you this, Jamie, because there's some, I'll forward it to your email. Okay, let me ask you a question, Joe, because you know more about this than I do. Yeah. And this is what I see about the vaccine.

I just don't know how to explain it. Fuck. Fuck. This fucking thing what I see about the vaccine. I just don't know how to explain it. Fuck. Fuck. This fucking thing makes me jittery and shit. My friend went on testosterone. Okay. He's 40 years old.

Mm-hmm. He thought his T levels were low. Mm-hmm. About a month later, he started fucking losing his hair at record pace. Right. That makes sense.

He went to the doctor and he said that sometimes the testosterone moves ahead with predetermined things in your body okay so it accelerates it accelerates it and that definitely happens with people that take steroids they take steroids the hair falls out and clumps but what i'm trying to the point is, what is that called? That's what the vaccine did to a lot of people. Also, beside the heart stuff, any predetermined stuff they had. Well, any time you take a vaccine, the way a vaccine works is a vaccine forces your immune system to react to an intrusion.

Right. So there would be an inert form of the virus mixed with something. So there would be an inert form of the virus mixed with something. It used to be mercury and it's aluminum and different things that they have that cause your body to react to this thing and then produce antibodies for it. And it works with a lot of things. But this is the crazy one. Prenatal exposure to COVID-19 mRNA vaccine induces autism-like behaviors in male neonatal rats. And how many women did they tell to get vaccinated while they were pregnant? How many women?

They didn't have data on whether or not it was safe. They just didn't. They didn't. They didn't have tests. They'll admit they didn't have it. And they told people to do it. When they started talking about giving your kids a vaccine? Well, that red pilled so many moms.

So many moms who were like pro-Democrat, listen to everything on MSNBC. They were like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why? If it's not dangerous for them. You're talking about vaccinating them for something that's not dangerous. Well, it'll protect other people. But it doesn't stop transmission, right? It doesn't.

At a certain point in time, it's immoral to be continuing to recommend it. It's immoral. It's crazy. They still have commercials. And people are still showing up. Right. And, you know, they get better data.

At record low numbers, though. They get better data. It's insane. Nobody, very few people are booster. There's a pharmacist at CVS. People come in and they get the dual vaccine. The flu. Flu and COVID together.

Yeah. There's still people that do it. I could not believe how many people still come in But it's not like it was before there's so many no No, they can't get our way to now what's this pill they have that you take when you feel like you're getting cold We shut that door. Who's left the door my bad. It's when you feel like you're getting cold Plaque so vid. Yeah Yeah, you take it like it's like the shit for the flu. Yeah, they used to just bring them. What up G Paxlovid. Yeah. Is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You take it like it's like the shit for the flu that they used to give you.

Brendan, what up, G? Paxlovid. That's what it is. Oh, my God. Listen, man. If you have a healthy immune system, it's cold now. That's the reality of it. You know, they talk about hospitalizations and deaths.

Who? Who? It's people that have severe comorbidities. It's not regular people. It's just like the flu. It's just like the flu. It's just like the flu. I'm pretty sure I had it. I'm pretty sure I had it a month ago.

There was a day or two where I felt like shit, and a bunch of people around here tested positive. I had the flu like a month ago. I didn't do anything. It's the flu. I got IV vitamins. I got NAD. I got an NAD IV treatment.

I did the sauna and the cold plunge. I relaxed all day. I just didn't work out for two days. There's some doctors that believe that having the flu is actually you just purging toxins. You're supposed to do that shit. You're supposed to. When you have a cold. Well, it'll definitely strengthen your immune system.

There's a lot of doctors. I've had four different doctors on my podcast that they're saying they're into terrain theory. podcasts that they're they're saying they're they're into terrain theory there's they're they're thinking that the flu they're saying that the flu and colds are your body getting rid of toxins staph infection your body getting rid of tact talks there's doctors that okay but staph infection you can see under a microscope staph infection is a bacterial infection that will become systemic yeah gets in your blood so, very hard to fight, medication resistant. Yeah, you look in a microscope or whatever, you see bacteria, right?

It's like eating whatever, the infection or whatever, right? But if you saw a dead dog and it's been dead for a while and there's maggots eating it, would you say the dog died from maggots? Terrain doctors are saying that's what people are doing. They're looking at the bacteria. It's your body getting rid of toxins that you ate or breathe or with

water or whatever. I'm not saying they're right. There's doctors that are leaving traditional medicine going, this is bullshit. This is actually what's happening. You're supposed to have flus and colds. That's your body getting rid of toxins. Same thing with staph. In fact,

I have these doctors on my podcast. I don't know if they're right, but terrain theory is very interesting. I don't know what that means. That means that people don't get people sick. We get sick from the same thing, but they want it. It's almost like climate change. People definitely get people sick. If you have kids, you know this

because your kids bring diseases from school. Or you got sick from the same thing and you think you're getting each other sick. No, it ramps up when they're around little kids. No, I know what you're saying but also, let's just say, is there another possibility? Did your kid get you sick

or did you guys get sick from the same thing and one person showed symptoms earlier? Your kid is in fucking daycare with a bunch of little petri dishes and they're all like touching Joe's butt. If you believe, no, no, no. If you believe, if you believe, if you believe people get people sick. There's doctors that

believe that people don't get people sick because there's at least 20 studies that show that people don't get people sick. I mean, there are studies. People do make people sick. I mean, there are studies. People do make people sick. The Smashing Pumpkins made Sharon Osbourne sick. She goes, I'm not working with the Smashing Pumpkins no more. Green Day.

Because they make me sick. Look up Dr. Andrew Kaufman. That dude's shit. It's just new information. You've got to question everything. Yeah, Alex Jones said something about they're talking about disease X. Well, what's crazy is there was just some new COVID that they built in a Chinese lab that kills 100% of the mice. And it attacks their brains.

You see that? Like, what a great idea you guys are doing. What a beautiful thing you're doing. Creating new horrific viruses. I think that's all bullshit. Horrific viruses. Who do you guys like here? You think gain-of-function research is bullshit? I think it's all bullshit.

Dog, if we had a bet, who would you like here? Silva. Me too. Look at her. She about to cry? Tell me, baby. Look at her. Dude. Tell me.

Dude, this is hysterical. Look at her. She's emotional. Damn. You know what else is about the main event? Look at her. Holy shit. That might be one of the greatest introductions of all time.

That guy's outfit's great. Could be a girl. It's Canada. Canada's anything. It's all Zers. Yeah. There's Zers up there. That's what's interesting about the main event. We've never seen Strickland be offended before, like fight with emotion.

Well, they seem to have worked that out. But also, we've never seen Strickland defend the title. He probably was like, holy shit, what? I'm the champion? Like, what is that transition like? The guy's still pulling guns on people. He's still wilding. He had a fireworks fight like three weeks ago.

Still saying he doesn't want gay kids. Like, if he had a gay kid, he wouldn't love him and shit. That fucking thing with that guy in Toronto was amazing. He lit up a woke reporter. Did you see it, Eddie? Yeah. You would love it. Dude.

Have I seen it? I've seen it multiple times. And the whole world went. That was. Yes. Dude, that was some crazy. He goes, you're the fucking problem. Yeah.

He was asking me these bullshit questions. You're the fucking problem. Let's see what's me these bullshit questions. You're the fucking problem. Let's see what's up. Raquel Pennington's been around, dude. She's been fighting for a long ass fucking time. Was she the one that? That's a tough lady. Isn't she close with Johnny Depp?

Is that her? Is she? I don't know. Remember when she choked out Ashley Evans Smith? Like, there's one second to go in the round. It's either her or somebody else. She's had two fights. She's got, the Brazilian got mammogrammies.

You know what I mean? What are you talking about? What? Rest free. Talking about them. Dude. What's the thing? Sweater pumpies.

What? About Johnny Depp. She used to live with Johnny Depp. Oh, she's friends with Johnny Depp? Lived with him. Oh, no shit. Maybe it was the angle. During the trial?

Oh, no shit. She lived with him. Johnny's the coolest. Hell yeah. Amber Heard's friend. Oh. Oh, she just cracked her with a left hand. Oh, she the angle. During the trial? Oh, no shit. Yeah, she lived with him. Johnny's the coolest. They're really close. Hell yeah. Amber Heard's friend. Oh, she just cracked her with her left hand. Oh, she was Amber Heard's friend, not Johnny's? Different.

Well, Amber Heard, you know, she likes to swing. She dates ladies. Oh. She's batshit crazy, huh? Oh. Good body kick by Raquel. I can't wait for the main event. Catches the single.

Oh, eats a left. What's she doing here? She's just trying for the clinch. Have they shown Izzy cage side yet? Because the rumor is if somebody gets out of this on skate they're gonna they're gonna do Izzy Well, Izzy said that he's gonna go back to hard training in February I don't think I thought he was taking five years on the fights in June. I don't think that's right and that UFC 300 yes Yeah, I mean if I don't he's not saying what the injury is. It really depends on what the injury is You know, I mean, you know as well as anybody it could be a back

It could be something real. It could be something that's not really coming. If he's talking about it, it must be pretty bad. Well, he probably wants to come back bad, but he probably also

has endured a lot of fucking injuries over the... If I'm him, you look at how many times he's defended the title. He's lapped the division basically three fucking times

till they had to find fucking Alex Pierre and build him up in three fights to get a title shot. That's how much people forget how good fucking Izzy is. He needs a break.

If I'm him, I don't even fucking come back. I don't know how he is financially. Oh. Oh. If I'm Conor, I don't know why the fuck he's coming back.

What's up, Jamie? There's Izzy. Look, patience. Patience. That was four hours ago. Okay. That looks like AI. I don't think he Patience. That was four hours ago. Okay. That looks like AI.

I don't think he's there. It doesn't look like it. So he's not ringside? Ah, they might not announce it. Hmm. Well, he probably did want to fly to London if he's training. Oh, fly to Toronto? Yeah, I mean, he's probably going to.

Yeah, Toronto. He's probably going to be with Volkanovski, though. And if they're going to announce something, that's when they would announce it. Announce it at the end of February. If he says he's going to go back to hard training in february so whatever this injury is who knows what it is it could just be as simple as like a slight break in a hand bone dude izzy versus the winner tonight 300 take my fucking money take my money no matter what it is even a rematch with strickland either way take my money You know I rewatched that fight again. It was still close Was it close when we thought even though is he got lit up in the first round?

He did have moments in that fight where he's doing really good And you got to think if he doesn't get caught with that right hand. Oh shit. She's got her back if If he doesn't two minutes to go to if he doesn't get caught with that right hand Early in the fight, at the end of that first round, who knows how that fight plays out. When you re-watched it and you knew the outcome already, did you view it differently? Did Strickland dominate like we thought?

He definitely won, but it was a little closer than I thought it was. But Adesanya 100% had his moments, but Strickland won the fight. It was a very good decision. It was the right decision, but Adesanya 100% had his moments, but Strickland won the fight. Interesting. It was a very good decision. It was the right decision, but Adesanya definitely had moments. I think it was mind-blowing, too, because we were so certain. We were like, how the fuck is Strickland going to do this? There's no way. We thought, Izzy's the maestro, and he's just returning from knocking out

Pejeta with one punch after he lost to him in a fight where he's getting kind of fucked up again in the first round. His leg was fucked up in that second fight. And he cracks him and then puts the arrows in him when he's down. Iconic. And then he has that speech afterwards. Oh, my God. One of the greatest post-fight speeches in the history of the sport.

No, I think Izzy's the greatest middleweight of all time. Joey will yell at you if you don't mention Anderson. I love Izzy. I know. Only one of them is popular PDs. Only one is popular PDs. His name's not Izzy. Yeah, Anderson in his prime, though, is a different thing, man.

He's a different thing. And the level of competition is he fought, too, compared to Anderson? Come on. Anderson fought Dan Henderson when he was a beast. Anderson fought some fucking killers, dude. For sure. Anderson fought Vitor Henderson when he was a beast. Anderson fought some fucking killers, dude. For sure. Anderson fought Vitor when Vitor was a beast. He fought some killers, dude.

Anderson still fought some fucking killers. No, Anderson fought killers. Is he strength of schedule is nuts. It is nuts. And during USADA. Big difference. That's true. 100%.

100%. That's a factor. That's a factor. And if Anderson never popped for anything, you'd always say, well, he's never popped, but he definitely did. I think a lot of those guys... He opened up the refrigerator.

His growth hormone is... That's right. He's like, countdown, opened up the refrigerator, forgotten. Why would they edit it? It sounded like it was live. They probably didn't catch it either. He probably forgot. Probably forgot he had growth in there. Yeah, they were all taking growth, man. They were all trying to recover.

You know what I mean? You're beating the fuck out of each other. And also, he's from the shoot-the-box camp. And they were the wildest dudes in the early days of Pride. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. People forgot about those guys. They forgot about Ninja.

Remember Jack Fanderlay in Pride? Fuck, yeah. The axe murder. Dude. Bro. It was scary. Fanderway was the man. When he knocked out Rampage, Fanderway was terrified.

Dude, how about, do you remember when he fought Dan Henderson? Yeah. And he mounted Dan Henderson and then stood up from the mount and like- Stomped him. Stomped him. Yeah. I don't know if he landed it, but- He was so, but nobody has ever done that ever in the history of MMA. Mount a guy and then stand up and stomp on his face.

Well, you know Eric Williams, the photographer, the famous photographer? He's like Anderson's photographer. He may have missed him. He has a picture of Van Lee in his prime. He took this picture and his nickname is the Axe Murderer. And he has cow's blood running down his face. It's just like down to here and his hands are like this it's the dopest picture you've ever seen see if you're fine jamie this is the axe murder it's filthy is that it yeah oh

damn that's that's after surgery that's after that's no after no surgery that's different yeah that's vin diesel remember when he Changed his face He changed his face He came back from surgery And his nose was big Remember he said Look at those traps though I just want to remove The scar tissue

It's like Nah bro You have full Mickey Rourke They took a piece of cartilage Out of his ribs To rebuild his nose You know

Boss Root That's what I'm thinking of The one top left Yeah there it is The top left That one's the shit Boss Root has a silicone Thing in his nose that holds his nose up. He takes his nose, he just presses it flat and lets it go,

and it comes back to normal. Presses it flat, it comes back to normal. He has like a fake piece of cartilage. Instead of cartilage, they replaced it. I'm like, that's genius. That way you don't have to have a flat nose, but it's not. Mine's all fucked up, too. You don't have to take a chunk out of your ribs.

It's soft as fuck. Get one of them silicone, baby. I'm all good with this fucking portobello mushroom nose I got. Yeah, that's an interesting one. When guys get, there it is. You see boss is like, look at it. See how he's pressing his nose? There's no reason to fix it.

Yeah. He got it replaced. So many guys have fucked up noses. That is such a weak bone, and it's front and center. Like, that is the last thing you want to get hit, and it's right out front, sticking out above everything else. I would be willing to bet in the UFC, as far as breaking your nose, it has to be 90%. 100%. 100% of guys have broken their nose once.

100%. Sparring, it happens. Breaking your nose in jiu-jitsu. Have you ever broken your nose in jiu-jitsu? I definitely did. I definitely did. Head, you know, headbutt, accidental, clash, knee, catching knee to the nose.

The biggest shot to my nose was playing basketball. A guy elbowed me in the nose and just dropped me and I started crying. How old were you? Like 13. I was 35. Instantly. I'd cry

at fucking hangover three, dog. You hit me in the nose, I'm bawling. This fight is rocking. Wow, Rattel Pennington. She fucking digs down. I just love watching her fight because she's like, even with Amanda Nunes, she's getting tuned up.

She never quit. She got fucked up. She got tuned up. Amanda was the scariest. She was the scariest. How funny is she the way she retired? She goes, i got nerve damage in my legs from kicking ass she's like i can't kick it my legs are too fucked up her legs are too fucked up from like shins so amanda nunes is done yeah she's done 100 yeah she's oh but maybe not she might just take a couple of years off you might get used to that money that she has

and and you know yeah you you could either have like oh i have three million oh my god i'm set or damn i'm down to three million right you know what i mean it all depends where you're coming from well this is what you gotta imagine you gotta imagine like macy barber macy barber becomes a giant star she has the potential to be a giant star right she becomes a world champion starts beating people up starts doing fucking pepsi commercials it's two years from now whatever it is and the man is, my legs are feeling pretty fucking good. I'm feeling pretty fucking good. And then they do one of those, Raquel's fucking one of those fights.

Oh, shit, Raquel's turning up. In boxing, one thing that I learned, because I was a giant boxing fan before the UFC, is anytime someone retired, it just meant they're just taking some time off because they're going to run out of money. Sometimes, yeah. All of them did. Julio Cesar, John.

Marvin Hagler never did. He's the only one. He's the only one. Andre Ward never did. Okay, there's a couple. But generally, generally. George Foreman, Mike Tyson. Generally, they run out of money. They're in tax trouble. In MMA, it happens. A out of money. They're in tax trouble. In MMA it happens.

A lot of guys that came back in MMA, they're like, damn. I remember when Frank Shamrock retired. I'm like, dude, he was getting like 40K a fight. How are you going to retire? Just based on what I knew from boxing, I go, Frank Shamrock will be back. You can't retire right now, dog. 40K a fight. No, hell no.

There was no money back then. And you're going to retire? I'll tell you who's good. Everyone wants to hate him. Says he has bank trouble. But Floyd Mayweather. Oh, yeah. He's making a lot of money in those silly fights.

He's just doing that to fuck around. The investment's in his cars alone. Is he like down money? No. How much money do you think he has? Like $200 million? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, she got her.

No, no, it's not. She got her. No, it's over the mouth. She's fine. She's fine. Bro, I don't know. There's nothing there. There's nothing there, but it could be a neck crank.

The very least, she's struggling. She's like six inches. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Still nothing. She has really good defense. She just needs to work on not letting girls jump on her back. But her defense is really good. Oh, she's going to face plant him.

She's tried. She only has 10 seconds. She's got to hold that arm at least. A little back grip. Oh, she's out. Oh, she's out. She's out and on top. She's on top.

It's only five seconds. Yeah, but still, that's good. That's good. on top. She's on top. It's only five seconds. Yeah, but still, that's good. That's good. That's good. Oh, okay. That's a moral victory. She helped her up. Look at that.

That was a good round for both of them. Let me go. Let me be real quick. Yeah. You can say that. Hmm. How long has Raquel Pennington been fighting? Seems like forever

Colorado product What year did she first make her debut? 74 So stupid How long before There's an equal number of Gay men fighters in the UFC As gay women?

How many years? 15 years? Depends on how long they keep going up in Canada. I think about within 15 years. I think within 15 years. I don't think so, Doug. No.

Because what's the percentage of lesbian female fighters in the UFC? It's like 20-30%. 2013. She's been fighting 11 years in the UFC. What do you think it is, Brendan?

The percentage of lesbian UFC fighters? 20%? Oh, higher than that. Higher. Yeah, you think it's 50. Let's go for it 40 ish Yeah, 40 ish 40 ish is good one day. It's gonna be like that for men. I don't think so. Oh, yeah Yeah, you think there's gonna be more gay men now in the future than there are now. No, they're just gonna be more open Oh, so you think there's a 30% chance of guys being gay right now that are hiding it? I don't know. I don't know, dog. But I'm saying, you know... Well, there hasn't been one

openly gay UFC fighter. But with girls, there's a lot, dog. There's like 20, 30, 40%. That's a lot. Right. But that's also the case with like women's golf, women's basketball. That's a lot of women's sports, man. You know why you know why um lesbian uh mma fighters uh uh usually do better than heterosexual ones why because nobody's trying to bone them like their trainer their kickboxing trainer their diet they could just focus on fighting they're one of the guys dudes yeah

everybody treats them like a dude you know what i mean but if they'reosexual, their jujitsu coach is going to try to make moves. Their boxing coach is going to try to make moves. Their dietician. Everybody. The manager. The fucking publicist. Everybody throwing dick. Paige Van Zandt could have been world champion.

You know what I mean? True. But when you're like Amanda Nunes, no one throwing fucking dick at you. Nah. You know what I mean? Nah. Work out that technique, bro. That camp is just fucking perfect.

Just like a machine. No interruptions. No drama in the camp. That's a legit point. Right? That's real. Not the worst point. That's real shit.

That's real shit. There's no drama in the camp. It's a great take. Right. It's a good take. We all know, like even world champions have gotten like love triangles

with their trainers. Everybody trying to bang the heterosexual female. Especially the hot ones. Especially as they become famous. Oh, my God. Because guys get starstruck, too. Oh, yeah.

Guys get starstruck, too. If there's a famous chick fighter and she's hot, you know what I'm talking about? 100%. Right? Preach. Preach. Spot on. You insinuate it.

Best take of the night. Guys get starstruck. And it's not just girls. But when the, I don't think, I think you're a little off on the dudes. I don't think it's to be like 30% with the dudes. I only knew one. All my years I knew one guy. He wasn't out, but he's fucking famous.

He's a good fighter. Really? I think they're just not out. What's his name? Tell us the Alex Piera technique. I'll tell you the name of the guy. I'll tell you that afterwards. I'll tell you the name of this. I'll tell you that afterwards. I'll tell you after, too.

Let's go take a leak. Oh, shit. Yeah, DC and I were talking about it. We were like, I don't think we should tell anybody this. Nah, it's a secret sauce. I would have to ask him. Is it okay if I explain this? I bet you he doesn't give a fuck.

I bet he doesn't. But he's like, good luck. It gives away a lot. Leave out some important points. No, you can't. You can't. But part of it is like you got to notice it now. And then when I notice it now, I'm like, oh, shit.

I went back and watched his fights right afterwards. And I was like, oh, my goodness. But that's the thing about Bejeda. It's like you can get confused because his hands are down. And the way he moves is unorthodox. You can get confused that he's not technical. That way he moves is unorthodox you can get confused that he's not technical that's what is he said he said it's a lot of smoke he says a lot of smoke to figure out like he's throwing a lot of feints a lot of like smoke to get through you know george

saint pierre george saint pierre ain't never gonna fight again right never do you remember when john danaher told us his secret what g? Steroids? He just focuses on three things. Either he's going to jab you, he's going to feint, or he's going to shoot. That's it. It's just those three. He just bounces between those three. That's tough no matter what. Feint, jab, shoot. It's tough.

But George was so open-minded, too. He was always willing to travel to train with anybody. The guy still comes to Austin to train with Donaher. Still. To this day, he was always willing to travel to train with anybody like we stick like the guy still comes to Austin to train with Dona her still to this day He's always do you think it did get his turning sidekick down? That was that was Donna hers little wizardry he fucking he asked me a question when it was a loaded question It's like George needs help with his spinning back kick. Do you know anyone that can help him? We're out. We're a at diner do you remember that yeah we were we were actually on the way to the the diner

that's car in the yeah yeah and then we got there and you then he's basically I said this is gonna sound ridiculous yeah but he already knew cuz we were already posting videos of you doing the time yeah it was already out there a little bit I don't think it was already out there a little bit. I don't think it was. The video that you made of me in my garage, that was after that. What year is this? 2003.

But dude, you have no idea, dude. I was like, when I was working King of the Cage, I was showing people your kick. I was trying to show like Rico Rodriguez. Remember Rico Rodriguez, the turn inside kick? Remember that shit? Yeah. And I was going, dude, look at the way he throws it. And people thought it was insane they go the fear factor guy knows how to throw kicks and everybody thought i was crazy and then

boom gsp jumps on board that video's fucking i don't know how many millions that video has gsp going oh my god let me get my camera i he had to film it because you know how much i was angry that the floor was slippery i was so mad because you can so mad he's like god damn I can't get good grip this floor was covered with sweat man he showed Brian that's like a hundred million views you're so bright no you gotta extend your leg you're like yelling at him and being mean to him I've been being mean to him. Bro.

No, motherfucker, use your hip! God damn it, Brian. Brian's like, I'm fucking trying. You make me angry. You got so mad at him. With his fucking Italian jeans on. That's right. Fucking some important jeans. Binding his dick up.

Get yourself a pair of Origins, son. Are you getting this on video? I'm about to. Joe's going to go off here. Dude, jeans on, jeans on, jeans. Get yourself a pair of origins Dude jeans on jeans on jeans Joe is so serious Companion from here turn your shoulder to the right turn your shoulder to the right to the right now extend extend Extend straight don't look over your stomach. Dude, you could be butt-fucking him right here, dude. Like that. That's a perfect position. I'm not flexible anymore.

You are flexible. You're fine. Look, right from here. Watch. Oh, son. Damn. Even in the air. Even in the air.

Chuck Norris is blushing. I know. Lift your knee up and then kick. I still think Jean-Claude Van Damme is the fucker of both of you. Brian went to some bullshit Taekwondo school when he was a kid. Yeah, he did. They trained him some nonsense. Brian Callme, he's the fuck out of both of you. Brian went to some bullshit Taekwondo school when he was a kid. Yeah, he did. They trained him some nonsense. Brian Callen, he got hands, okay? Admit it, he got hands.

I told him Andrew Schultz would fuck him up. Dude, Brian Callen got hands. Andrew Schultz would fuck him up. Brian would fuck Schultz. Let's make it happen. You corner Schultz, I'll corner Callen. Let's make it. I don't even have to corner him.

I'll just bring his water. He knows what the fuck to do. I'm like, bro, you got this. Andrew Schultz will I cornered Callan. I don't even have to corner him. I'll just bring his water. He knows what the fuck to do. I'm like, bro, you got this. Andrew Schultz will light Brian Callan up like 100%. Schultz can box. Bro, you need to see Schultz hit the pads. I know Callan, he's the funny guy, and he makes fun of himself, but he really does have hands. Do you discount the drive that it takes to become as successful as Schultz has become

so quickly? Understand. That translates to everything. My money's on count. I love Andrew Schultz. Love his comedy and all that, but. Understand. That translates to everything in life.

I bet that guy's good at whatever he does. I bet if he does basketball, he's great at that. I bet if he drives a car, I bet he's great at that. I bet he's great at that. Callan got head movement. He got footwork. I don't think either one's great at that. I bet if he drives a car, I bet he's great at that. I bet he's great at that. Callan got head movement. He got footwork. I don't think either one of them is great. He forgets to eat that day.

He comes in with a sore toe. I put all my money on Callan. Here's Schultz. That's Schultz? Okay. Oh, shit. Look at him. I'm telling you.

I am telling you right now. Do we have Callan training like that, too? Listen to me. Listen to me. Okay. I didn't know. Callan doing a wheel kick. Listen to me. Damn. Look at Schultz. You're saying straight just boxing or everything? Lights to me. Listen to me. I'm doing a wheel kick.

You're saying straight just boxing or everything? Lights him up. Boxing. You like Callan? I still got Callan. He does a wheel kick. He breaks his legs. His legs fall off his hips. I got Callan. Let's make it happen. We'll do it for charity. Callan will do it. We'll do it for people that were fucked up by the jab.

We'll stream it on Rumble. Jab injured. Come on, man. We'll stream it on Rumble. Jab injured. Come on, man. We give them all the money? No, no, no. We're not giving any money away. These guys need to make the money. Cal needs the money.

Okay. He got divorced. Speaking of Cal getting money, he's in Arizona Sunday night. He needs the money. Come on. 35, 65. Give him a fucking... Hey!

You know what I mean? Nothing's free, dog. You think I'm doing this because I... I got to pay rent, too. At least a four-month training camp. Both of them. Especially Caroline. I'm with Caroline.

I'm going to ride or die with Caroline. I got to go with Caroline. I love Andrew Schultz, but come on, Caroline. I love both of them. Brian is 150,000 years old. He's not on TRT. He just started taking vitamins last week. But Schultz isn't on TRT either, is he?

Nobody will get on it for this. He's talked about it. He's asked me about it. Oh, shit, she got her back again. Oh, shit, that's deep, son. That's deep. That one's deep. That one's deep. That one's deep. Damn, she's chilling, though. Oh, shit. That's deep, son. That's deep. That one's deep. That one's deep. That one's deep. Damn, she's chilling, though. Because she doesn't have a second hook.

She doesn't have that second hook. Boy, that second hook's right there. Oh, she's missing it. She's hanging on to the choke and not going for that position. Oh, she's out. Oh, my goodness. She could have adjusted there. Too much Vaseline. Well, it's also a lot of panic, a lot of chaos. But that second hook was critical right there to maintain back control.

Now she's going Kimura. That's a technique. When was the last time someone pulled off a Kimura? You'd never see them anymore. In the Oxcon. Hey, listen. You don't really see any good jiu-jitsu in the UFC anymore. It's kickboxing.

Guys aren't using it. Oliveira is still submitting a fuckload of people. Every now and then you see some good jiu-jitsu. You just don't really see it no more. It's so hard to take people down. Guys are sprawling. It's kickboxing. Oliveira still submits a fuckload of people. Every now and then you see some good jiu-jitsu. You just don't really see it no more. It's so hard to take people down. Guys are sprawling and brawling. It's kickboxing. Because that's what gets money, though.

That's what pays the bills. It's also these guys are very good. No, no, it's not what pays the bills. They're very good. It's hard to submit guys. Think about it. Oh, Raquel's on top here. The UFC.

You know what the difference between the ufc and uh what was around before the ufc like boxing and kickboxing we had kickboxing since the 70s we had boxing we had boxing since the fucking 20s good since 1910 before jack johnson before that we always had boxing we always had fucking kickboxing kung fu tournaments and all that karate tournaments when the ufc busts out why did people flip out because because people were taken to the ground and getting choked out and getting their arm broken that's why the ufc blew up because that is like people were going i was like what the fuck is that you can take people to the ground and choke them yeah oh my god yeah that's why it blew up we already had kickboxing we re-ad

box it wasn't the boxing the kickboxing that blew the ufc up it was the jiu-jitsu it was the jiu-jitsu so to me that's that's my favorite part of mma that's my favorite part of the ufc it's my favorite part too but the problem was that those like uh who was the really good brazilian guy that fought uh anderson and abu Dhabi and he laid down Kyle Slater's ladies? No, Damian Maia Damian Maia You know, he was labeled like kind of boring to some people

Like those fights, Jiu Jitsu Well, you gotta be an exciting Jiu Jitsu guy You can't just be Jiu Jitsu, you gotta finish people But when you finish people It's beautiful, I think it's fucking beautiful It's hard to finish guys Anderson Silva with Chael Sonnen You don't see a little sun in that you don't see no more dog you don't see that you know what think about this think about this is

right Asana one of the the legends of the sport insane Pereira Alex Bray one of the legends there's you did they're not known for their jiu-jitsu Conor McGregor Conor McGregor they though they can grapple It's a Conor McGregor side effect They got You know Good Jiu Jitsu Whatever Aspen all finishes a lot of people But What I'm saying is

Alex Pereira He's not known for his Jiu Jitsu And he's already a legend In the UFC The most important shit Is the striking and the wrestling That's the most important Jiu Jitsu

You don't have to be good at Jiu Jitsu To be a legend Today The most important thing is winning And winning by knockout Or winning by submission But more people win by knockout than by submission. Everybody goes to the circus.

Because everybody starts on the feet. Everybody starts on the feet. That's why. What do you think about this? I was thinking this. What if we made it set up so that if someone takes you down at the end of the first round and you're in your guard, they restart you in that same position? Totally. Why not? Why do you get a chance

to start from a new position that you didn't earn? Entertainment factor. Listen, I'm not. Entertainment factor. I didn't put together combat jiu-jitsu as a goof, as like a side project. My goal with combat jiu-jitsu has always been one thing. Let's make jiu-jitsu just as exciting, just as entertaining as an average UFC event. Three-hour block.

Can you do that with your jiu-jitsu? I'm going to piss. Can you do that with your jiu-jitsu? You guys going to piss together? Don't you have to piss? Yes, I do, Joe. Okay, okay. I'm telling what's up.

Joey, how you doing? I'm alive and kicking, brother. Watching these two guys going to piss together makes me sad. What's going on? How's Jersey? Jersey's tremendous. I got no complaints. Where's that fucking reefer at, cocksucker? Let's smoke it up. There's that J right there in front of the cigar.

This one? This? There's a bunch of them. This isn't the biggest one. We'll smoke through, motherfuckers. Let's do it. Me and our aspect. Dude, we haven't seen each other, Jamie, since Flacco Mania.

I know. I was getting ready to do this. That's the most name of my dog. Oh, my God. Did you see that fucking dog? I fucking love. You know what? The playoffs look like shit.

We got fucked up. But I love Joe Flacco. And I've always loved Joe Flacco because I used to like the Ravens, too. I liked the Ravens and the Browns for a while there. I liked them both for a while. Yeah, it was tough because when Cleveland moved to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens, there was no Cleveland Browns for three years. And I was like, you know what?

I'm not going to let Art Modell take my football from me. And then Vinny Testaverde is like, you're in a purple uniform now. You were just a brown. Leroy Horde, you're in a purple uniform. So I just became a Ravens fan. So I'm one of those rare Cleveland fans that was into Joe Flacco. I liked him. So when he came to the Browns, I was fucking happy as fuck.

And everybody in Cleveland, all the podcasts, the Cleveland podcasts, they were like, fuck Joe Flacco. They hated that motherfucker. Nobody. Everybody hated him. That's like the enemies coming to the Browns. Everybody hated Flacco. But once he started fucking playing, once he started fucking balling, everybody was like, everybody loved Joe Flacco in Cleveland. It's like a crazy love affair.

Smoke the goddamn joint, Eddie. You know what I hope? I hope Flacco comes back as the backup because you know Deshaun's going to get hurt again, right? Flacco's the backup. Deshaun's going to get sued again. That motherfucker's still going to the massage parlor. He's done with that shit. He's done with the massages.

They paid him so much fucking money, Eddie. They paid him so much guaranteed money. Des. They paid him so much guaranteed money. Deshaun Watson, the guy from Houston that got traded, he had like 22. MVP caliber quarterback kept getting massages and getting jacked off. And I'm sex with him in like 300 women's suits. Then he got traded and made $280 million guaranteed. Whoa. But wait a minute.

Was it legal? Yeah. They're just saying he forced them and shit. He took his dick out. They sued him. They sued him. They went after him. Oh, Raquel Pennington's on top.

Arm triangle. Oh, shit. The fight was over. Look at this. Oh, shit. Round five. Now she's head on. Ooh, look at that.

Oh, she's about to tap. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. That's pretty deep. Silva's about to tap. Bro, that is pretty fucking deep. That is pretty fucking deep. She's got to figure four arms. Look at that That's pretty fucking deep that is she got a bigger forearm she got a figure for those arms She got a figure for those arms. That's not strong enough But still she's tight on it man, she's tight on it

She's roll towards us, but she should jump off that left left hook and clamp it down and flatten her out again. Oh, now she's got her back. She's switching to the back. That's not good. No, she's got it again. Look, she's got it again. She's got to stay there. She's just got to figure four arms.

The gable grip, that's not strong enough. Sometimes it is, and people get delusional and think it's good enough. You've got to figure four of your arms. Oh, that stuff's ridiculous. Is it too hot? That's the Carolina Reaper shit? Yeah. Bro, that stuff's ridiculous. Is it too hot? That's the Carolina Reaper shit? Yeah. Bro, that stuff's crazy. You should try it.

Just see how crazy it is. I don't want to fuck up my night. It's a lot of time, dog. It's really good. Oh, it's hot as fuck. Beef jerky? No, not if it's hot. Carolina Reaper.

Nah, too hot. You did hot ones. Yeah. You could handle that. But it's hot. It's hot. This is like, for Wicked Cuts, for someone to be selling this, like regular fucking grocery store shit, that it's this hot. It's crazy how hot this is. It's hot. This is like for wicked cuts for someone to be selling this, like regular fucking grocery store shit that it's this hot.

It's crazy how hot this is. You should try it. Yeah. We want hot shit to make us uncomfortable. Try it. Yeah. There's no water. I'll eat it.

There's plenty of water. There's tons of fucking water. We almost got water, dog. We'll get more water. Almost. Is that rain? Is it? What are we going to do after?

It rains all the time in Texas. It's cold as fuck out here right now. This shit is legit right here. It looks nice. I'm fucking starving. Do you have vegan beef jerky? Oh, my God. Probably a bit.

Vegan. That's hilarious. Vegan beef jerky would be... Dude, that's a billion-dollar project. They have it for sure. Oh, Raquel Pounder. Big right hand from Raquel. She's beating her up here.

30 seconds to go. That's not a good way to win the title on your back. Getting your legs kicked. She's got to get back up. I mean, this is not a good look. Unless she's thinking she's just way ahead. Well, she's not getting done. I mean, she's all right's just like way ahead well she's not getting done i mean she's all right yeah but this is not a way to win a fight man and she's just resting

she's like joe pesci and goodfellas she's resting this is a crazy way to see a world title fight end someone on their backs is getting their legs kicked i'd be true those judges are tripping balls right now jerky is so legit right they are tripping balls right now. That beef jerky is so legit, right? The judges are tripping. It's tasty. Confusing, right? Like, confusing. Like, how is this, like, wicked cuts?

It seems like some, like, boutique shit that you would get at the farmer's market that fucks you up. They've warned you about before. Right? I'm telling you. I knew it, and I ate it anyway. Me too. And now I'm like, oh, my God. What? I'm like, oh, my God. What, man?

I'm doing little sips. It's nappy noo-noo time. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing my little fucking whiskey. Let him have a little whiskey. No, no. A whiskey and a water. Put it down.

It tastes good. We're not doing that tonight. Okay, we're not doing this tonight, Joey. When you don't drink cocktails and you drink a whiskey, it works differently. Like, I'm not going to drink three of them, but this is good for you. This is actually good for fucking Uncle Joe to get out and drink a little whiskey. It's not going to kill you, and it's good for the system. A little pick-me-up, you know what I'm saying?

That's what I'm saying. Who won this fight? We've been talking so much shit, we don't even know, but it was a good fight. No, Rochelle won. Raquel. Is your mouth on fucking fire? It's a terrible idea. Crazy hot it is.

You can't imagine this is some shit that you could buy at a store. It's not a snack, bro. It's ridiculous. Like, you have to be an animal to put that stuff away. With a nice cold Budweiser or something? Oh, yeah. No, no, no. You could eat like fucking four of those.

We have some Bud Lights. You guys want a Bud Light? The UFC sponsored this podcast no we have bud lights shane shane drinks blood lights we always keep them on hand that makes sense no regular bud i don't know we got some lone star beers we got lone star beers right jamie i would drink one right now my mouth you want so fucking hot. Yeah. You want a Lone Star? Yeah. Okay. We get a few of those? I did.

I did that. Here we go. They're reading the decision right now. My head is sweating. Look at all the sweat dripping off my head. Yeah, man. That's so hot. Hot pepper sweat. Bad move, right? Horrible move.

You regret it? Yeah. Is there anything you could do to combat it? Milk. Chill on that ice. Milk. Milk. Here it is. Milk. Raquel Pennington. Holy shit. Holy shit. She did it. She fucking did it.

Wow. Wow. That girl was a champion? No, neither one of them was. It was vacant? Who vacated it? Amanda. Oh. She just quit. Good for her, man. Good for her. That's awesome. I mean, that's a 13-year veteran right there. 13-year veteran of the UFC. And she just gets gold. Her record's 16-9.

Crazy. Thank you. All right. Here we go. You want one of these, Joey? No, I'm good, man. Oh, my God. Eddie Bravo's cracking one.

No, I ain't cracking shit. El Indio. I ain't cracking shit. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to keep it right here. Can I read it without? So much better. I can just look at it.

I hear the fucking tomahawks sharpening in the distance. Shing, shing, shing. Sharpening those tomahawks. We don't know nothing. Bro, I'm telling you, right? I tried to warn you about that hot. No, you're like, it's good. Try it.

Well, I ate two pieces, bro. It is a whole piece. I ate a big ass piece. Hey, okay, so the zim is gum? No. No, no, it's a pouch. Do you want one? Nicotine?

Don't put a little pep in your step, dog. You think so? Yeah, I know so. Okay, let's try it. Let's go, dog. Before my hands are shaking. And what do I do? Put it in my...

Between your cheek and gum. You don't need to spit. No, it's nice. It tastes like shit. No, it's nice. It tastes like shit. No, it tastes good. It's good. This is good. I love these.

And no spit? No. No. You just swallow that juice? That's what she said. Wah, wah, wah. The fuck is wrong with you? Sex jokes on the fucking round table of love here.

But I did it in such a serious way that I thought you would appreciate it, but no. No. The zen, or the rogue, rather, I'm using the rogues, with the fucking hot pepper. It's opened up my pores. Hey, dog, that shot they gave me yesterday. Yes. Last night, the couple hours I did sleep, and I woke up to pee. I laid back in that bed.

I thought I pissed the bed. Why? Because you're sweating? I fucking was drenched last night. Well, you got IV stem cells, and then you got them injected into your knee too, right? Yeah. Yeah. My ankles were fucking tired today.

This is a little sensation. Just a little sensation. Like why? It's more of a sensation than a burn. It's burning me, but it's really just wicked cuts. It's legit though, right? Tastes good wicked cuts. It's legit, though, right? Tastes good. I would never do it again.

I'll do it all the time. I'm getting ready to do it again. I'm thinking about digging right back in there. Oh, no. James got the smelling salts out. Those I enjoy. Do you? Have you ever had those?

The Oz? Is that from our boy? Juju Mufu? Yeah, Juju's my boy. He sent me some of the house. His shit is ridiculous. What is that? Smelling salts. You want tou? Yeah, Juju's my boy. He sent me some of the house. His shit is ridiculous. What is that? Smelling salts.

You want to go? Old school. Want to go for it? Bo Jackson days. No, no. Smelling salts. Like the power lifters. And you fucking deadlift the world.

I'll do one right now, Jamie. Fuck no, I'll get flashbacks of doing coping shit. Baker Mayfield did some smelling salts before last week's game. Did you hear about that? I mean, football players and hockey players. Are they allowed to do it all the time? Are they allowed to do it for slap fights? They're doing little small ones.

Hell yeah. Bro, when is that class actually coming out? Which one? This shit. Bro, these guys. How about the California Commission sanction it? They said there was a meeting. Makes sense.

And they said, yo, dog, it's TKO now. So if you don't sanction this,'s no WWE there's no UFC well said all right bring that bullshit here well you know money's got to be made listen if you've got a place like skid row and you sanction that what's wrong with sanction a little bit of slap fighting no you think oh my god this is so bad opening the bag just catch a swift that not even, that's not even, the bag's not even open yet. Look. This is still sealed.

This is still sealed. I got him with that shit. Let me smell that. No, I'm going to have you smell this. This is a freshie, Joey. Dog, after that beef jerky and that smell sauce, I'm going to shit my pants. You motherfuckers are crazy. I love it.

I'm going to shit my pants. Chewing tobacco. Fucking corkscrews. This one hurts my feelings from here. You motherfuckers are crazy. I love it. I'm gonna shit my pants. Chewing tobacco. Fucking corkscrews. This one hurts my feelings from here. You don't have people like this in Jersey? Oh my God. Oh my God, this is so bad. Take a sniff of that.

Get this on camera. Yeah, whiff that, Joey. Open that up. Whiff that, Daddy. Open that up. Yeah! Yes! Yes!

Look at him go. Take a sniff of that. Take a sniff of that, Chop. That is so powerful. Look at his hair! Uh... Give me a tissue or something. Oh my god. Take a sniff of that. You can't believe how strong those are. You can't believe how strong those are.

You got so low, man. You gotta get up in there, bitch. there bitch see the point when he got it Uncle Joe I passed out one time at the dentist Oh, and when I woke up I had two of those things in each nose like one in this one wanna Like I could smell those fucking oh my god. I'm not thinking about my mouth. Oh my god. I tell you what, I'm not thinking about my mouth anymore. Oh my god. Fuck yeah. How many more of these do we have? Fresh ones. We got three fresh ones still to go.

It's all about the fresh ones. So what you do is you open it once and it's not good anymore? No, no. It's great. It's great. It's great for weeks. You just can't get them cold. But the thing is the fresh ones,

the ones where you first open them, they're insane. They're insane. This one hurt when I was handing it to Joe. I was like, oh my god. Let me get another hit. You're crazy. That's the thing was handed it to Joe. I was like oh my god another hit you're crazy That's the thing you want to go back in I'm addicted to it Get in there bitch, and what do people do all day they smoke this shit? They do it and they live

Somehow or another it helps you lift Oh My god, yeah I don't need any help. Holy shit. What happens if you smoke that motherfucker? Yeah, you're toast here. Yeah, nah. The fuck? Joe, will you hand me a tissue? I have PTSD from it. I don't need it.

Joe, will you hand me a tissue, brother? That's service. Jamie, you need a little help. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. Do it Jamie. I'm not. I won't.

Come on Jamie. I can't. No, no, no. I don't have a camera on me. It's worthless. I don't have a camera to turn to me. I can't do it on camera. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I won't. I won't. I won't. That's good shit though. Yeah, isn't it good? It's good. You feel alive. It feel alive your little fucking pep to you

If the cameras on me would have done it I'm trying to deal with this nicotine go back in I can't do boom. I got to get this nose. That's exactly what Ron White said. It's the cocaine side. That's exactly what Ron White said. Ron White had to do the other side. Ron White did it right afterwards. Do the other side too. Oh my God. Do the other side too Look at Eddie Eddie

Look at Eddie Come on, dawg Out of respect Eddie, come on, man You offered me the whiskey We're all together in this That's fair, Eddie Eddie, we're all together in this

Come on, bro We're all together You gotta be the old one Come on, Eddie You guys look like you're suffering Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wakes me up. No, it's amazing.

I feel good right now. Yeah, I feel alive. I feel good right now. You put that pepper in your ass and do a line of that. You know how you do a shot? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then afterwards, you're like, whoo.

I wish we did this two hours ago. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. I'm trying to deal with this. What's that? Here we go. Well, you got to put some turbo into it.

Don't worry. Here we go. Here we fucking go. Here we fucking go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we fucking go. Here we fucking go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, Eddie. Big breath.

Get it up there. Right to your nose. Right to your nose. Up to your nose. Breathe. Breathe. Sniff it in. Sniff it in.

Oh. Yeah! All right. Tell me about Epstein. Tell me about the island. Tell me about the island now, fucksucker. How did it work? I have mucus coming out of my nose into my mouth.

Tremendous. That's space. Oh, that's tremendous. Joey, tell me about the aliens now. Tell me about Epstein. It's like I snorted chlorine. Yeah. Isn't it great?

It's amazing. It's still in my nose. You're going to feel good in about 30 seconds. It. Yeah, isn't it great? It's amazing. It's still in my nose. You're going to feel good in about 30 seconds. Bro, it cleaned me up. About 30 seconds. You're going to want to go back in there. I don't want to breathe. I'm trying to hold my breath.

In a few minutes, you're going to want another hit. That's not trying to be snort. No, I don't want another hit. Listen, in the second round, I'm going back in the second round. I was chewing nicotine gum the other day, and this little snot pimple came out. It was like a finger, and I didn't know I had the gum in my mouth. I put the snot in my mouth with the gum, and I'm chewing the snot around the gum.

I'm thinking of Joe Rogan. Tremendous. Is it still in your nose? Why are you thinking of me? It's in my nose. Because you hate boogers when I tell you, buddy. I hate when he eats boogers. Yeah, we all do.

And the boogers from tomorrow will be better. He'll pick a booger and start eating it. And I hosted Fear Factor. I watched a lot of people eat some horrible shit. I eat a booger and I'll throw up. Oh, my God, that is so good. You see they got Biden picking his nose? Let the guy pick his nose.

He's a thousand years old. They caught him picking his nose and eating his boogers. Of course he did. Here it is. Drekas Dupacy, the challenger. Ooh, looks like he's feeling it. Oh, my God. Imagine that moment.

Okay, what's smelling salts for? Wake you up. Well, wake you up. They used to use them when people got knocked out. They'd wake them up with it. I know that. And this guy, Juju Mufus, we've had a bunch of different stuff that we brought to the studio or to the club.

In the green room, we have five or six different ones. And I was telling these kids, I'm like, this is nonsense. This is all, you think you like smelling salts. You don't even know what they are like. You got to try this. And the ones that I brought in for the podcast, I gave it to Brian Simpson. He fucking took his headphones off and ran out of the room. He ran out of the room. He ran out of the room.

He just takes them off and runs away. Are there studies that say it improves something? It can't be good to do a lot. What kind of studies is someone doing on Juju Mufu's ah? It's been around since the 13th century just to help people who fainted and stuff. Who invented that?

There's no inventing it. Juju came up with this formula, though. Well, Juju's formula is crazy. Him and his girl. I've never given it to anybody. Never given it to anybody where they didn't freak out. Not one person. Didn't Theo enjoy it, though?

There's no way you can't freak out. There's no way you can't. You ready to go back in? No. Theo did what? No, no, no, no. Come on. Theo enjoyed it. I get it.

I get it. It wakes you up, okay? A little bit. I'm like, no, dude. It stays in your nose and it... I love it. I get it. It wakes you up, okay? A little bit. I'm like, no, dude. It stays in your nose and it... I love it. I love it. You don't feel refreshed?

Congratulations. Get you? What the fuck kind of fight companion is this shit? We're over here like we got knocked out. Yeah, that's what we do. Smelling this shit. Oh, man. I was going to wait until the second round, but I don't even know if there's going to

be a second round, you know? Other athletes may use them before a game in hopes they can prevent fatigue or help them focus. Bodybuilders might inhale them before a heavy lift in the gym, but smelling salts haven't been well studied for this purpose. There's no evidence they have such benefits. In fact, the FDA has issued warnings on the makers of sun-smelling salts products for making

unproven claims that their product boosts energy and alertness. What are the side effects? If the FDA says it don't work, it doesn't work. Side effects. Trouble breathing. Headache. Vomiting. Diarrhea. Oh, I can test all those. You might cough and sneeze. Your eyes and nose may run.

Call your doctor or a poison control center if these side effects happen to you. Imagine you get a rash of people calling the poison control center. Fucking Joe Rogan was doing it on the podcast, and I went and did juju move for his website. Dreck his dupe of C. Don't put that out there, though. By the way, that dude, every bit of 220 pounds right now. Every bit. He is hyped up, too.

He's a big fella. When I stand next to him, I'm always stunned that he makes 185. He's big, man. He's a big tank. I mean, that motherfucker is at the top of where you can cut and be effective. And that's a question if the fight goes three four or five rounds You know, it's it's a lot. You gotta figure that Strickland's game plan to drag this to the three four or five I don't think Strickland's cutting that much weight. Yeah, it probably cuts 15 pounds 20 pounds, baby

But not like this guy Yeah, Lucas Drekus. Can you imagine if you put one of those things in your mouth and snorted at the same time? Handsome. Rugged. Bro, it's a different kind of white boy that lives in South Africa. That's a different kind of white. Yeah, they take a lot of shit over there. That's not Nebraska white. It's rough. Where he's from, that's rough. That guy

tells some stories about his childhood. It's rough. Here we go. Sean Strickland defending the UFC middleweight title for the very first time. That's a big, big tough fight, but just a big moment, man. Not just you're challenging for the title. Nobody thinks you're going to win. You're the underdog.

You know, the pressure is on. It's like it's kind of last minute. You know, he didn't even have a full camp. You know what's crazy, too, with Strickland? Who was it supposed to be? Who was it supposed to be? Who was it supposed to be? Oh, it was supposed to be Drekas. Drekas got hurt. He broke his foot. Drekas was supposed to fight

Izzy. He got hurt then they filled in Strickland on an eight day notice. He fought Robert Whitaker with a broken foot and beat his ass in the first round but then afterwards the foot got worse. But this fight did they both have camps? Yes.

This fight, perfect camps. But that's what I'm saying. So you got this guy who takes the first fight, short notice. No one expects him to win. He's the underdog. Goes out there, fucks up the champion. Now, this is a new experience. Now, all of a sudden, you're world famous.

Like he has gotten 100 times more famous. 200 times more famous maybe even more probably because they probably if you post something with with Strickland now There's no one in the UFC that gets more views Yeah He's a legit superstar though and bro when he came on my podcast all the shit talking he did for Adesanya He was convinced. That's what got him the title He's like when he did my podcast and you know millions fucking people saw that and he's calling him a for china you little yeah little chinese yeah like he was with them and adesanya was like i'll teach you a lesson yeah he called dana said let's make it happen i'll beat the show this guy and then

and then he just he underestimated because all that talking it gets you thinking the guy can't fight but he is one of the slickest fucking dudes in the sport. And one of the most game and one of the smartest. And the thing about his style that's so crazy is he only spars. He basically only spars. He might hit mitts. He might hit the bag a little bit. But the primary focus of his training is sparring.

Even up to this week. Fight week, this motherfucker's sparring. Nobody spars hard on fight week. I'm curious if you're Duplissi's camp, are you going to try and test Strickland's ground game? I heard his ground's nice. I heard his ground's very good. His coach used to be my coach, too. He was like, dude, I'm telling you, this dude can fucking grapple. I talked to Jocko.

He went to Jocko's place. He went down to San Diego and trained down there. Jocko said the kid's a fucking monster on the ground. He goes, dude, he's really legit on the ground. Yeah, and Jocko's got legit guys. Yeah. Dude, he's a complete fighter. And he's got a very unorthodox style.

It's really hard to read. And I think he's smart. Like, look, he gets knocked out by Pajero. He goes right to Pajero Starts training with him And Pajero's like This is what you did This is what I caught you I jabbed to the body

Then I came up with the hook You have this habit of doing this Just recognize that habit And teach them Taught them Taught them how to check leg kicks Taught them how to move better Comes back and

Fucking everybody up How about the years Coach Nixick had With Francis Strickland? Bro, the guy's one of the best trainers of all time and never had an MMA fight, right? Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Extreme couture guy, just started working there. But was an athlete his whole life. Understands it from a perspective of an athlete. Have you had him on the pod? I think so. Wasn't he on, Eric Nixick? No. Wasn't he on?

I would have listened to that one. He came with Francis, right, the first time? Or who did he come with? He's come. We were going to do him and Francis together after the Tyson Fury fight, but Francis is staying in the UAE. I think he's doing his camp in Dubai for Joshua. But when he comes back to America, I'm going to have the both of them on together.

I would love it. Nixick's great. Do you know him at all? Great guy. No, he's the best. He's the best. And that fucking camp that they put together at Extreme Couture, Extreme Couture is on the map right now.

You know? I mean, that place is on the map. Stripping comes out of there, too. People forget. Yep. Got our chips. I don't know what I'm fucked up from. Corey Anderson's there.

The whiskey, the fucking nicotine. All the unsides get you right. Smell salts put me in a good mood. I'm feeling great about me, too It was I was sad. Oh shit There you go, baby. Oh, yeah drinking that much today. He's bad No, sir I'll tell you what got my dick hard was the video of that fucking sick fish.

Your fucking car. Eddie, does this bring back memories? My fucking ears are open. Of your people? Yeah, dude. Like they were itchy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that now? Fucking arrowhead.

Bring back memories of Eddie's people. I thought we were going to do that. No, this is right out here. What the fuck is this? This is a friend of mine. He has a ranch, and he found this on his ranch. This is all this land out here is littered with arrowheads. People that have ranches out here, they find arrowheads all the time.

All the time. Old as fuck, huh? Old as fuck. Hundreds of years old. People shot a deer right there in your backyard. It's all over this area. Pretty cool. Oh, my God.

This area, when you think about it, where the Colorado River runs through, so much of Texas is like water's a problem. Not here. Water's everywhere. There's all this water and all this wildlife. is a problem. Not here. Water is everywhere. There's all this water and all this wildlife. So they were all living here. The Comanche just completely populated this land. There were so many animals here, man. Here it is.

Check this stupid scene. I can't wait for this night. I ate at this, I don't even remember the name of the restaurant today, this afternoon. And I ordered pancakes because they were trying to sell me antelope burger. And I'm like, no, I'll take pancakes instead. I'll take pancake. I'm like, whatever happened to good old-fashioned cow? You know what I mean? Like, antelope, what do we need antelope?

So I ordered the pancakes, and they had sausage. And I ate the sausage, and I thought about it. I'm like, is this fucking antelope? And I asked the waitress I go what is this me she goes it's a wild boar I'm like oh fuck I'm eating wild boar now you don't like eating wild boar it was tasty it's great but they're like rodents you know aren't they no they're just well they're just boars they're pigs what did you go to first of all you look at the fucking sign? They got boar fucking burgers here.

Curtis took me. Curtis took me. I didn't know. He goes, I'm going to take you to this nice place. Was it Lonesome Dove? Oh, here in fucking luck. Was it Lonesome Dove? Yeah.

No, it's like Doi Day. Oh, Dai Due. There you go. Dai Due. That's my friend's place. Yeah. Jesse Griffiths. He's been on the podcast before.

Do you want an antelope burger? Bro. I'm like, I'm not trying to eat no antelope. Bro, Dai Due is famous for Wild Game. That place is amazing. That's what they do there. Wild Pig. That guy teaches people how to hunt wild pigs and then teaches them how to butcher them

and cook them. That sausage was good, but I had to psych myself out. Here it is. What are we thinking here? Eddie Bravo, give me a take on this. What are you thinking here? I think Sean Strickland's going to take him. I think all the money's on Strickland. You've never seen a bookie with a part-time job. That scares me right there. What do you think here? I think Sean Strickland's going to take him. I think all the money's on Strickland, and you've never seen a bookie with a part-time job.

That scares me right there. What do you think, Brendan Shaw? Strickland via decision. I think it really depends entirely on what happens once they clash. If Drekus can get him down, if he can get a hold of him, that guy is fucking massive. And he manhandles people on the ground. I think if Strickland can avoid getting knocked out early in these rounds, the first and second, and he goes to the third, it's Strickland all fucking day.

We're going to find out, son. Here we go. Great fucking fight. Here we go. Strickland's so upright, man. So upright and just so comfortable. He spars so much, man. I think that's a factor.

I mean, I don't know if it's the best for longevity, but that guy spars so much. His distance control is so good. You know, for everybody, he's different. A couple years ago, we had to talk about Lawler, that those last couple years, he wasn't even sparring anymore. He was just hitting the mitts. Max Holloway, too. He was Max. Yeah.

I mean, it's different for everybody, but for Sean, Sean is all about sparring. But Duplisse is different because if Sean makes a mistake, it's over. He hits so fucking hard, and he just hits that blitzkrieg. Yeah, but I mean, Sean's hard to hit clean, man. And we're seeing it right away. The style, he's establishing his style right away. Good distance control, nice front kicks to the body. Drikus is fucked if he's going to fight off his back foot.

Yeah, I mean, and he's eating those jabs, man. If the game plan's this, he's trickling all day. He's so good at switching things up, too, man. When Drikus commits, see what I'm saying? When he goes. But look, Strong just moves away from it. And he compliments his boxing with those front kicks. I like that.

Yeah, those front kicks are legit. That teep off the front leg specifically. A lot of that's what trained with Alex Pira. He's real good at setting things up with that teep. It keeps you away, too. And if you square up with him, it's a great target. There it is. I love Strickland's jab, too.

Man, he's good at everything, man too Man he's good at everything man And he's good at avoiding shit Except that Bejeda left hook obviously He just needs to avoid your police He's power shot He's funny too man you see that picture he took with Bejeda He put his right hand up He says I have PTSD I always keep my right hand up when I'm around Bejeda

Hilarious Looks good so far Dude his jab Drakus is trying to find the range. Once Drakus goes, though, man, it is scary. Very interesting, though, right now. Sean is dictating the pace. Yeah, if Drakus lets him dictate the pace, it's going to be a long night for him.

Ooh, good kick to the body there by Douglas. Hard left kick. That was a hard left kick. And coming off that southpaw stance. A lot of power in that. That'll take away a lot of the movement if he can land that more often. There it is. He went high that time.

Oh, he tried to sneak it in. Looks like he was almost there. He looked close. I would tell him to fucking invest in the body a little bit more. Especially how tall Strickland is. Especially since he already landed it. Yeah. It definitely affected Sean.

Ooh, good right hand. Do you believe his eyes are all red already? He keeps that front kick keeps you from setting up. Sean's defense is so fucking good. Slippery, bro. Super slippery. That was a good low kick.

He needs more of that. He needs some low kicks. He needs to slow down some of this and hinder some of this movement a little bit. You always have to remember, Sean only has like one knee. One of his quads is all fucked up. He lost part of his quad in a motorcycle accident. Dude's still out there

riding bikes. You know, Sean trained with us at RAIN with me and Chael Sonnen. Yeah? Oh, there's the shot. There it is. Good shot, too. He's in. Good shot. Let's see what's the shot. There it is. Good shot, too. Real good. He's in. Good shot. Really gets him down. Let's see what's happening here.

I haven't seen Sean down in a hot second. Sean's right back up. Interesting. Interesting. That definitely won you the round. Interesting. He's got him down again. Back up again.

Oh, Sean's up. You wouldn't give your places the round off that. Nope. I'd give it to Sean. Yeah. No, no, that's good. It's definitely better than nothing. Agree.

Better than sitting on the outside getting picked apart. And Sean just cracked it with a jab again. But as these rounds go on, that's going to get tougher and tougher. Depends on what impression is made in the next 40 seconds, right? Because if Duplicy starts turning it up and starts catching him with some shit. And if Sean's worried about the takedown. Doesn't seem like he is. Nope.

This round looks like Sean Strickland's round. That takedown wasn't strong enough. No, and he didn't hold him down, and he didn't do any damage. Oh. I mean, it does count for something, but not that much. It counts for something, but Sean is down. It doesn't overshadow what Strickland's doing on the feet. Those jabs are just taking over.

That, the front kicks to the body. That's probably why he shot in, because he can't. Oh, big shot. Oh, there he goes. One round Strickland. It's time for the sniffing salts. Let's do it. Let's go, Joey.

Get them back in. Keep it away from me. Round two. Round two. Let's go. Let's do it. Round four. You know what I feel?

Listen to the theme song from Blade when you snort this. It just goes. Oh, you know, I feel listen to the theme song from blade when you snort this it just go the beginning It's going in there that's crazy, you know, your nose been through some shit, dude You're going through some going in my eyes. I don't know how you can do that dog Fucking Jersey. I've been snorting bad ass since I was a fucking boy. You know what I'm saying? Fucking Hudson River, my own farts. I got a lot of that toenail. Oh, shit.

There you go. There you go. Round two, round two, here we go. Thank you, brother. Oh, wow. What a time. That's the kind of music you butt fuck to. With a bass drum. With a turkey bass drum. That's the kind of music you buttfuck to. With a turkey baster.

That's one of the greatest scenes of any movie ever. That's a great scene. That scene's amazing. That scene when they're in the club and the blood starts coming out. The vampires start coming out. Yeah. Yeah, the blood starts coming out. With Tracy motherfucking Lords, right?

Yep, Tracy Lords. And then when they look up, it's Daywalker. The Daywalker. What a fucking scene. it ron perlman in that too that the first one no the other guy is chris christopherson and um who's the other guy the white dude yeah that dude's been in everything and everything in the beginning he's getting his dick sucked in the club what blade is this oh here, here we go. Look at this. What?

Oh, spinning back fist. Duplissi's pulling out all the tricks. You have false memories of blade. There was no butt fucking. Bro, Strickland's picking him apart here, man. In the beginning, when he walks in, the guy's getting his fucking whistle. Check this out, man. Strickland is picking this dude apart.

I'm telling you, if Duplissi don't have success in these first two rounds, he's fucked. Exactly. As he starts getting tired, because Strickland is not going to get tired. Strickland's like Tony Ferguson back in the day. It's a wave. He gets stronger and stronger. Maybe even better, dude. Look at that.

That's what I'm saying. He slipped. You see that? He slipped. He slipped on the ground. Something happened. No, it's the fucking logos, man. Sometimes those logos get wet.

They get real slippery. Yeah, sometimes. What, Jamie? Is the cap on it? Yeah, it's right by you. Yeah, the cap's on it. Yeah, it's rough, dude. It's a good time, Jamie. Bro, I can see 2020 now.

Me too, yo. I can see Coke on the floor now. I'll do fucking algebra right now. Duplicy just landed a right hand. But if he fights like this, this is Strickland's fight. All day. This is his kind of fight. It's his pace, too.

And then Strickland starts pouring it on, too. It's so hard to deal with, man. It's so hard to deal with. Look how good he is at avoiding shots. You're just whiffing all the time. You know how tired you get just whiffing at air all the time? And this dude just keeps popping you. And you have to explode every time because you're trying to get him

you're trying to move even faster to try to figure out his time. Look at what he's doing. Every time he's throwing he's like throwing with everything. He's sprinting to try to get to him and Sean's just slipping out of the way and then popping him with a jab. That's good low kick though. Low kick's huge. I think he needs a lot more low kicks.

If I was in his corner, I'd be saying, you've got to stop some of this fucking movement and take that guy's legs away. And those are the things he is landing. He is landing the leg kicks. That's about the only thing he's landing. I would say stop with all that other stuff and use those punches to set up your low kicks, man. Because that's something he's having success with. He's whiffing with the punches, but he's getting close enough of those punches where he can land low kicks. And he's landed low kicks.

I wonder if he's going to try and grapple more. Just put those low kicks behind some feints. Throw some fucking punches to close the distance. Don't try to even land the punch. Throw the punch to get to the kick. And then work on the kicks in the later rounds because he keeps whiffing. He's way off. Yeah, that was a good right hand of the body. That's what off. Yeah. Oh, that was a good right hand of the body.

That's what he said earlier. Yeah, it was a good right hand of the body. Yeah. Dig to that body with that left kick, too. Now he's fighting orthodox. He switched it back up. Now he's southpaw again. But southpaw, use that stutter step.

Get in and throw that kick to the body. But on the outside like this, even though he's pulling away. See how he's pulling away from the kick? It's because he got him checked a bunch of times. He doesn't like it. So he knows when it's not quite there, and so he's pulling. There was a good kick to the body. There it is.

But he's not committing to that low kick. You take a look at his shins. I want to see what his shins look like. He is not landing those hooks, is he? No, his shins might be beat up. I bet Adesanya's killing himself right now. Because this is Adesanya's kind of fighter, you know? This is, like, for Adesanya, I mean, this is his kind of fighter.

Adesanya would eat Duplicy's lung. Well, except for this. I don't know if he can take that. Yeah, except for this. That left hook that he did land opened up a cut on Strickland. Yeah, he's not doing anything with this yet, though. Strickland get back to his feet here. Oh, he switched it.

Oh, he switched it right back up. Nicely done by Sean. Nicely done. Nicely done. Great job. So, I mean, that's something, but it doesn't make up for the fact you're getting tuned up for most of the round. Yeah, but he's not doing much with the takedowns.

No. He's not being able to do anything in terms of control and no damage at all. No hitting him. We don't give you points with those. You get something. You get something. But it's not... Not going to win you the round. It's not to make up for all these times that Sean's like jabbing him in the face and front kicking his body. There it is again. There's that jab.

Sean's up 2-0. Duplices can't figure him out. And he's getting tired. He's getting frustrated. We might have a judge or two that's giving Duplices the round for the take. They're Canadian. They're communist. Who knows?

Yeah. Yeah. Fair point. Who knows what kind of... Oh, Duplices' left for the take they're Canadian they're communist who knows yeah yeah fair point who knows what kind of oh Duplicy's left eye is fucked up his left eye is a mess man it's almost closed

it looks real bad I wish they'd move that fucking thing they're gonna loop well they're gonna keep it on as much as they can they're trying to push that shit off

but it's pretty bad. Dude, his eye's fucked up. Let's see. Oh. Yeah, it's bad. His eye's fucked up. It's bad. And it's the third round only?

Mm-hmm. And Sean's just getting warmed up. And that cut that Sean has is only on the outside. Look at Sean. That's not a bad place

for a cut. It's going to drip off the side of your face mostly. Is Sean having his mouthpiece in? Yeah. Sean has a very thin mouthpiece. I was watching

a YouTube video about his mouthpiece. He gets a mouthpiece that's like a tiny very thin mouthpiece. Not like everybody else's. Interesting. He just wants it so he can breathe good out of it. He doesn't care if he fucks his teeth up. Good for him. He has like a minimalist mouthpiece. I mean, it's got to help your cardio a little bit.

For sure. Especially if you're a guy who doesn't get hit a lot. That jab is money, dude. It's money. The jab, the shoulder roll. He's so good. Oh, look at that. What the fuck?

Adam Martin gave it. Adam Martin gave it 10. Everyone's giving it Aaron Bronson. 10-9, 2-plus-E. Wow. Okay. What? Are we seeing something different?

They're just counting that off the fucking takedown? That's insane. They don't understand. They're incorrect. I believe. I agree. I have it 2-0 Strickland yeah, I do too it just seems like he's more effective

it's so obvious Strickland's winning the fight look at the copy strike numbers too and look at Duplessy's face just because you get those takedowns in, if you don't do anything with it that doesn't count that much that's a good low kick, that's what he needs more of that, more of that with the low kick that low kick was money you mean Str needs. More of that. More of that with the low kick. That low kick was money.

You mean Strickland's punches are crisp compared to this guy. This guy's throwing. But Duplicy keeps landing low kicks. And Strickland's a human being. He will take a guy's legs out if you keep chopping at it. It's weird Strickland's not checking those low kicks like he did against Izzy. Well, he's checked a few. And I think that's why Duplicy was pulling out of some of them. That left eye of Duplicy is something to be aware of.

Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. And it's only going to get worse. Hmm. Strickland's just so accustomed to sparring It's really interesting His distance and timing are so god damn good Because he spars so much It really makes you want

What is the right way to train? Is it just just spar all the time I can't be the right way it's spar and drill it's both it's both but goddamn the sparring seems to be very important for a guy like Strickland who just is so good at this case by case he's also I think strictly inspire so much because he didn't get hit his defense so good but the rest of the guys usually don't have his defense. That's true. So if you're getting fucked up in the training room, you're screwed when you get in there. But it's also his cardio is based on the fact that he's always sparring.

Yeah. You know? And his defense. He's sparring so much. Yeah, correct. He's just so used to that shit coming to his head. Exactly. Exactly.

It's not like that harrowing like it is with some people. God, DePulisis keeps trying to throw that spinning back fist. It's just not happening. Oh, he's driving me fucking crazy. Stop. It's not like that harrowing like it is with some people. God, Duplissi keeps trying to throw that spinning back fist. It's just not happening. Oh, he's driving me fucking crazy. Stop. I know. Stop for fuck's sakes. Sean's just jabbing him.

He's basically winning this fight with a jab. That's a big part of what he's doing. Duplissi, he's coming at him, though, man. I'll tell you. He's swinging. Good left hook by Strickland that opened up the cut cracked him again

now his nose is bleeding yeah he's busting him up man here in the third caught him with a jab again he's just you can only take so many of those fucking jabs and if he's doing this to you over five rounds your face is gonna be hamburger meat by the fourth and fifth Hey, what I'm impressed by do police. He's cardio at least we're here at the end of the third

I thought he helped it by now. He's an animal man. The dudes an animal. He really is He's trying with the hands all the way up now. He mean he keeps just like waiting in and winging him You know, that's what he's trying to do He's just kind of frustrated that he's not hitting him. Stepping, spinning back kick. Oh, he gets... Yeah, Sean. Oh, Duplicy keeps swinging though, I'll tell you that. He's not out of this. No, he hits too hard. Sean just sticking behind the jab being smart that's he just knows when he's coming and he just lies just out of the way his spinning shit is

horrible well it's you know I was trying to re-blow trying fucking terrible I love that word me too I would like to see the jab count it's great it's got to be crazy right now. Yeah, because they're not counting that significant strikes. Sean looks like he's slowing down a little. Total strikes is 78 to 55. For Sean. Yeah.

I thought it would be even bigger than that. Well, Duplissi is throwing a lot. It's just not all of it's connecting, but Sean's are definitely connecting. Oh! Good left hook. Sean's are definitely connecting more significantly. I have it 3-0, Strickland. Yeah, I do too.

That left hook at the buzzer. At the very least, 2-1 if you're a fucking communist. I don't see him getting that round just for the takedown. No, I agree. I like that he's aggressive, but you've got to give credit to the guy who's winning the exchanges. Also, they score fights off damage done. Look at his fucking face. Look at Sean.

Is his nose bleeding? No. No. He's got a little scratch on it. Nick's saying pick the pace up. I agree. Pick the pace up. Melt this, dude.

Melt this South African. Look at his face, man. He's breathing heavy, man. You think Elon's watching, going for his South African brother? I don't know. Probably not. Bro, he looks beat up, man. That eye is fucked.

That eye is going to really impact those punches coming from that side, too. Anything come from that? He's lucky Strickland's on a kicker. Someone suggested that Strickland is a little bit fatigued. Someone said Strickland's fatigued? Yeah. Duplicy's Corner was suggesting that Strickland's fatigued. Yeah. Duplessy's corner was suggesting that Strickland's fatigued. They must not have watched a fight before.

Well, I think he was slowing down a little in that round. I mean, he's just dealing with Drekus as an animal, man. He's constantly coming at you. Even if you're moving away from a lot of it, this is a heavy pace you're fighting at. I mean, Drekus is not being as successful as Shawn, but God damn, he's forcing a lot of it. This is a heavy pace you're fighting at. Drekus is not being as successful as Sean, but god damn, he's forcing a lot of exchanges. What the fuck? DDP

takes the third? Who said that? Everyone. Look. Duplice is 29-28. What? Who are these people? People I'm looking at online were giving him the second round. Who are these people? Look, Adam Martin. 10-9. Adam Martin has to have some stock in South Africa or something. I don't know what's going on.

He's out of his fucking mind. Let's just watch the fight. Oh, he's bleeding. Yeah, he's got a cut on the right eye now, or the left eye, rather. Oh, he doesn't like that left eye. It's bothering him. Oh, good right hand. Good punch.

Damn, they're going to start throwing down. Yep. There's that kick to the body again. I like that kick to the body. I mean, that's the thing he's been able to hit him with more often than anything. That eye's a good punch. That eye's trouble for Strickland. Well, the eye's trouble for both of them.

They're both fucked up eyes now. Same from a judge's standpoint. Oh, it was a lot of blood there. Yeah, because it looks worse and the judges see that shit. Got hit with a big right hand. Uh-huh. Damn. Yeah, he's slowing down a little.

Sean's slowing down a little. I think it's going to get crazy. But again, this is the fourth fucking round, man. There's a good low kick by TLC. The place he's cardio is impressive. Yeah. I think the knock on him with no cardio is gone. Well, I mean, he's been constantly attacking, too.

He's non-fucking-stop. Oh. Damn. Sean's, like, looping those punches. They're not coming that straight anymore. Oh, look, he's clenching now. That's interesting. Oh, shit.

Oh, big takedown. That's a bad idea for Strickland. Terrible idea. Put it right back up again. Strickland's losing this round. He's watching and wiping his eye, shit. Oh, big takedown. That was a bad idea for Strickland. Terrible idea. Put it right back up again. Strickland's losing this round. He's watching and wiping his eye, too. Mm-hmm. Not ideal for Strickland, but I would still have him up 3-1.

He's free. A lot of damage this round, though. I mean, I don't know who landed more, but I know Duplicy put it on a little bit. Oh, big right hand by Duplicy. Damn, that's a lot of blood, dog. Duplicy's having some success on the feet now. That was a big right hand by Duplicy. Damn, that's a lot of blood, dog. Duplicy's having some success on the feet now. That was a big right hand. Yeah, it was.

Another right hand. Come on, Sean. Get out the fucking way, dog. Duplices is coming on. Big time. Big time. This is his round for sure. Yeah.

Bro, he's a marauder. That dude never stops coming. Take down again. Look at that. Yeah, he got this round. Yeah. Hey, real quick. You don't think Bo Nickel beats the fuck out of both these guys?

Yeah. I think Bo Nickel's going to fuck everybody up. They have him at the gates. The UFC knows this. They're like, all right, let's figure out these other guys. Just calm down. How are they going to deal with that wrestling? Bro, good fucking luck to all the middleweights out there. Bo Day goes about to murder these fools.

And also, how is he so good at striking so quick? And his jiu-jitsu is filthy, too. Yeah. Duplicy's cardio is not a fucking issue anymore. Not at all, cardio. It's not a fucking issue anymore. Not at all, man. Dude's an animal. Throwing Sean around like this in the fourth? Sean better do some soul searching in the fifth here.

He's free. He's got to know he's down here. See, this is where those takedowns that don't do shit count. Yes. You know what I mean? When he's also winning stand-up too. Right. That's like a deal sealer.

Right. Deal sealer. Yeah, because the judges go, he definitely won that one. And if he wins the next one like this, shit. If he wins the next round, he's going to get dicey. Yeah. The next round is like a toss-up. Who the fuck knows who won the fight then?

Especially if they gave the second to Duplissis. So you'd have it 2-2 going to the fifth. Because those first three rounds, I would give them to Strickland. But they weren't like super dominant. You can see how they'd give the second. There could be a couple judges going the other way. I think we're going the fourth tied 2-2. He looks like Vandalay in that picture.

Bro, Duplicy just never stops. Oh. Duplicy never stops coming. Dude, he's out-cardioing the cardio king right now. It's impressive. That nose job fucking worked. Damn. Impressive.

Sean doesn't seem to have the same passion as he usually does. I think he's getting beat up. He's talking shit usually. You've got to think about how hard this fight is. This fight is fucking hard, man. For sure. This fight's hard. I mean, that dude never stops coming at you.

And he's feeling it now, which is very rare for Sean to get tired in a fight. Sean's never tired. Yeah, you never really see him breathe this hard. I think it's 2-2. Look at this. Boom. Boom.

Boom. This was a bad idea for Sean to engage in this. Yeah, I don't think he knew what to do. Boom. That was like a rich hand. This was a bad idea for Sean to engage in this game. I don't think he knew what to do. Chicago rich hand. Charlie Murphy. Oh, man. Easily 2-2. 2-2.

Could be. Damn, South Africa. It could be 3-1, but it could be 2-2. I'm going to err on the side of caution. I think 2-2. Well, so many other people online seem to say there were 10-9 duplices. They could be right. I feel like we know more than they do.

We probably know more than a lot of them do, but it's a close fucking fight, and that round was duplice. Come on, Sean. He doesn't seem into it. Oh, he's into it, dude. He's in a tough fight, man. Duplice is a fucking beast. Look what he did to Robert Come on, Sean. He doesn't seem into it. Oh, he's into it, dude. He's in a tough fight, man. Duplicy is a fucking beast. Look what he did to Robert Whitaker, man. True.

The guy's a beast. Sean's got to control this round, though. This is big. Yeah. I think the fight can... And Duplicy's got to really turn it up. They both do. Yeah, if he wants to win the title, you've got to really do something in this round.

Because it could be anywhere in the judges' scorecards. It's a very good fight now. I agree with you, Eddie, though. This should go with the Japanese style of scoring. Who's winning on the end of the fight, it's more important.

I mean, if you're watching a fight on the street and the guy won in the beginning was getting fucked up at the end when the cops came, you'd think that guy won the fight. Kevin O'Reilly gets it. I'm also seeing people saying Strickland's cut looks really bad. I can't see it from my angle. Yeah, it looks pretty bad.

It's a really deep cut. I'm sure it is. I mean, it's bleeding bad. It bothers the shit out of him, obviously. It's getting in his eye, too. Unlike the one on the right eye, the left one is in a terrible spot. Oh my God, it's bleeding bad now. Look at that.

99 shots. Sugar just can't get taken down. Well, it's just Duplessy's got such a difficult style, man, and he's so tough. I mean, to have this guy here in the fifth round whiffing all those punches in the first couple and then finding a home for him in the fifth, he's still got the grit, still in the kind of shape that he's at to throw the kind of full-power shots the way he throws them. Most of his shots are these full-power blasts that he throws. He's trying to take your fucking head off. Look at that.

Everything he does, he's trying to take your head off. Sean should be very careful of the takedown right now. Agreed. That's when it's coming. Yeah, he's going to shoot soon. I think the fight's predicated on this round. Come on, Sean. Yeah, this is kind of it, right?

I think so. Sean landed a right hand. It's a tough fucking round to score so far. Well, so far, Sean's winning. He's more active. Well, he's landing more. He's landing more. But Drekus keeps coming at him, man. I mean, all it takes is one of these fuckers to land. There's landing more. He's landing more. But Drekus keeps coming at him, man.

I mean, all it takes is one of these fuckers to land. There's the shot. There's the shot. Stuffed it. There you go, shotty. Stuffed it. That was a good fight. Fuck yeah, it was.

Great matchup. Drekus is just so... Imagine getting someone to prepare. Tell you what, I'd like to see Hamzat fight one of these gentlemen I know right But imagine getting to see Someone try to imitate Drekus in camp Impossible

How do you even do it? Sean too Yeah both of them It's a weird style to bring in They're both awkward as fuck Boy he keeps swinging haymakers His cardio is nuts His coach was in line

That nose was at 5% Haymakers Everything's haymakers Like the guy doesn't try He's with it too Yeah He doesn't try to touch you with nothing No he doesn't set anything up

Minute 30. Got to do something, Sean. Virtually no jiu-jitsu in this match. You know what I'm talking about? Stuffed it again. Stuffed it down again. Didn't have opportunity either. Oh!

Drek has hit him. Drek has hit him right on that eye. Did he? Yeah. He hit him right on that fucked up eye and stung him. Drek has hit him right on that eye. Did he? Yeah. He hit him right on that fucked up eye and stung him. Damn. Good low kick. Good body kick. Still got

power, man. Still got power. Deep into the fifth. Still, though, I'm giving this round to Sean. Definitely more active. Sean's whiffing, too, here. He's tired, man. He's tired.

This is the fifth round of a fucking war. Get going, Sean. Come on, bud. There you go. But he's throwing his arms like they weigh 1,000 pounds. You see the difference? Yeah, he's winging it. But they're like, his arms are tired.

Yeah, everything's exhausted. Oh, right hand over the top. His arms are exhausted, man. Oh. Oh, he's picking it up. Oh, here we go. He's picking it up. Yeah, Sean, how about it? How about it, big dog? Let's go. Oh, he's picking it up. Oh, here we go. Oh, he's picking it up. Yeah, Sean, how about you want it, big dog?

Let's go, baby. He's picking it up. You better be careful playing this game with... Bro, he's throwing kicks and everything. They're both exhausted. How do you score this round? Score it to Sean. You give that round to Sean.

Sean, 3-2. 100%. That's that round sean sean 3-2 100 that's me being cool 3-2 yeah wow what a fight what a fight what a fight boy just tell you what man win lose or draw dricker's duplex he is a monster and he's only going to get better after that fight. I mean, that's the first time he's ever been really tested inside the octagon like that. He missed a lot of punches. He did, but still made it crazy. I mean, the dude's a bull. Bo Nickel about to twist Bo Nick off.

You know what I'm saying? This could be a fucking draw. They give him Bo Nickel like he's not even a ranked guy. And he's not the main card When is he going to get to a ranked guy? I think the UFC knows he's going to be champ Let's let it clear up

And then we're going to release the hounds Especially when I had him on the podcast He said he's only been striking for two years Crazy I just had him on my podcast too He looks great Isn't he the best? Check, check, check, check. Checks all

boxes. Yeah. He's the Tim Tebow of fucking UFC. I just don't see how they would give Duplessis that fifth round. Well, not the fifth round. No, not the fifth round. But it all depends on whether or not we saw those other rounds the same way the judges saw them.

That was the fifth. They also might take credit for the takedowns bigger. Yeah, they might. That was the one. That was the one that really fucked up his eye. Who knows? Let's see. Give me one of those mints. Papa. You ready for another one? Let's see. One of those mints.

Papa. You ready for another one? Let's go. Let's fucking go, Joe. Thank you, brother. Let's fucking go. This is one of your sponsors? No.

Black Buffalo. Oh, Black Buffalo. That stuff's good. Yeah, I love it. What do you think? Let's see if these judges Fuck it up But I have Sean 3-2 Yeah let's hear it

Crank it up Yeah I think Izzy's watching And he's going Come on I know right Izzy's thinking What he could've done

Yep A prime Izzy Come on bro Well Izzy That's not injured Izzy that realizes what he could have done. Yep. A prime Izzy? Come on, bro. Well, Izzy that's not injured. Izzy that realizes that Sean's a lot better than he thought. Doesn't overlook them. Izzy that comes back focused. Yes.

UFC 300. Let's fucking go. We go to the judges for cars for decision. Solve the amount of scores in the contest. 48-47. Oh, boy. Split. Split. Oh, shoot.

Wow. I've never seen a bookie with a part-time job, my friend. Wow. Interesting. I think me and Drake jinxed Strickland. Yeah, he's the kiss of fucking death. Very interesting. I wonder how the people online feel about that. Because, you know, we're not scoring it while we're watching it.

We're watching it. We're just having fun. Were we wrong? Man, we watched this more than once. It was close, man. It was good. I had a 3-2 with these judges around I mean you don't know these judges are listen fourth round he

did awesome Wow I think is your bow nickel eats these guys lunch mmm interesting bro how about him versus Hamza a shop caught 185 or 170? 70. How about him versus Hamza at UFC 300? Ramadan. Ooh, that's true. Fuck. I know, right? Well, Hamza fighting Ramadan? He's crazy.

Absolutely not. No? Nope. Won't do it? Nope. Says he won't do it? When is that? I think it's all of April, right?

Yep. They would be fighting during Ramadan. Yeah. But can't you just sleep all day? And then eat at night? Yeah. Can't you do that? Eat at night? Can't you just sleep all day? And then eat at night? Yeah. Can't you do that? Can't you just adjust your sleeping schedule?

Like Makhachev said, absolutely not. But I know that Bilal's done camps through Ramadan. Yes. Wow. Jamie, what do the people online think? That's what I was seeing before. A lot of the, like, Drickus talk. Early rounds of Drickus.

They gave the early rounds of Drickus? The commentary was a lot towards Drickus. Really? I'm just reading, like, the hashtag UFC 297 feed. That was just flying by, so I'm just sort of trying to. Interesting. They're going crazy in South Africa. A lot of Strickland got cheated.

Strickland won. Very close. Who's saying Strickland? Just random names. Random people. What about Jack Donald Trump Jr.? How about Luke Thomas? Um, check Donald Trump Jr. How about Luke Thomas?

Luke Thomas says, good first round. Oh, this is 26 minutes ago, so not after that. She said before, it says this one's going to be close. I can see 40 to 47 either direction. It's close on paper, as we imagined. I thought the first three rounds was give and take, but I said two rounds I definitely think you won the fourth be thinking you won the fifth I don't know man the fifth seemed like it was Shawn was landing more shots and He was whiffing a lot. Look at the copy strike numbers, too. Sean landed a shit ton more punches. Look at this here.

So, total strikes, 154 to 116. Takedown, zero. He got six. Sub attempts, no one got any. Significant strikes, 143 for sean versus 114 for dreckus the thing about that though is like a lot of them might have been in the early rounds you just give them a 10-9 round for those significant strikes so it's not it's not necessarily if you see like a big number like that it doesn't necessarily mean that the guy won the fight

no if you're doing it the right way. Yeah. Interesting. Tough fight, though. Close fight. Listen, if Izzy wants to come back and he wants to fight Drekus... The police are a classy guy too. I wonder if Israel's got to be at home steaming right now. Steaming. He's going to call out Izzy. Yeah, what he says. he's in car is he yeah we says That's the fight

That's the fight So They can do that at 300 If Izzy's healthy If Izzy wants to But when he said he's not getting back into hard training until February, who knows? What did he say?

I'm salty. I think I won that, but maybe I'm being a fucking pussy. Let's run it back, he said. How about a rematch at 300? They won't do that. Why not? If Adesanya can't make it, listen, that's a good fight. A rematch? That's a good fight.

That's a quick turnaround for a rematch. That's a very quick turnaround for either one of these guys, though. If they're going to have a good fight. A rematch? That's a good fight. That's a quick turnaround for rematch. That's a very quick turnaround for either one of these guys, though. If they're going to have a rematch. Look, if you have a split decision loss, that is one of the best indications that it was a close fight. And the kind of fights you want to see a rematch on are the ones that are close fights. I'd like to see Izzy versus DuPlecy. But still, if Izzy can't, that as a rematch is very compelling.

Stitch that fucking eye up. Let's go. UFC 300? That will work. Joey, take another shot at the fucking smelling salts and tell me what you think about this. Tell me what you think about this. Huh? Yeah. I like to see a rematch. I like to see a rematch. I like to see a rematch with Strickland and whatever. I'd like to see a rematch.

I'd like to see a rematch. I'd like to see a rematch with Strickland and this guy. Look, it's a great- 300 is June, right? April. Oh, no. They won't be ready. April what?

Do you know? April 20th. Does it fucking matter? It's too quick. April 18th? 13th. 13th? So you got February, March?

No. There's no way April 13th? They're going to be both suspended for 90 days Oh, Brian Callen sent me a text message Anybody who takes Schultz over me is stupid He said shhh He shushed me

That's Brian Shushed me Does that mean he's willing to do it? No, Brian's down for sure He always talks about fighting Andrew's doing arenas. Go over to the fucking Chuckle Hut and get Brian out of his show.

Chuckle Hut? Hit him with some jabs. I think he's at the Tempe Improv. That's a good spot. Listen, there's a lot of good fights in this division. I know Hamzat is not ranked, but goddamn, if you want to make some money. Hamzat is not ranked?

No. How is that possible? Because he only fought one fight at 185. It wasn't a 185-er. He fought Gerald Mirschot. I think he fought his first fight at 185 against a no-name. Yeah, he fought Mirschot at 85. But his first fight as well.

I think his first fight was 185 as well. He fought Mirschot at 85. Then he fought Kamaru Usman, who's a welterweight. Right, with a week's notice. Kamaru had a week's notice. And Kamaru had him in the third. It's a tough sell, but we want it. I'll take it.

Fuck yeah. You'll sell it, and the Arab world will go fucking bananas. The Muslim world will go bananas. Just Ramadan, though. Fucks them. Yeah, Ramadan fucks them. But if he's smart and he calls Bilal or someone like that and says, Hey, there's a way to do it.

Here's a way to do it. Here's a way to train and still be at your best while you're doing Ramadan. I would imagine the way would be, I don't know how that would affect you, but just to sleep all day. Hamzat is ranked? Ninth. How? 170.

Oh, 170. But that's 185. No, no, he's ninth at middleweight. How? He got the one win. That's crazy. Isn't that kind of crazy? When he didn't's ninth at middleweight. How? He got the one win. That's crazy. Isn't that kind of crazy when he didn't even fight at middleweight? I don't think he has to make these rankings, though.

Yeah, that seems kind of crazy that he's ranked higher than Paul Acosta, Marvin Vittori, Jared Cannoneer is up there. I mean, he's not ranked higher than those guys, rather, but he's in the top ten with those guys. When those guys have so many big wins, man. I mean, Robert Whittaker has so many wins at 185 pounds. That still comes out, dog. He's a monster.

Come on. He's a monster. He looked human against Kamaru. He did, but he broke his hand in the first round. Yeah, still. So he's fought. Everybody's fought, whether it's Holland, Usman, Burns. Burns used to be a 55er. Jingleong.

Burns was a tough fight for him, too. So, Jared Mershot, that's at middleweight, and I think the other one's at middleweight, too. I think Phillips was at middleweight. Was that true? What weight is that? Let's see if we can find that. Middleweight. Middleweight. So that was the first fight. That was middleweight.

He beats Mearshart, and then he beats Kamaru, but Kamaru was not a middleweight man. No. As far as world-class fighters, 100% he should be ranked. The guy's an animal. What he did to Kevin Holland was crazy. You rank him off potential. You put him in there wherever at 1805. You rank him off crazy. He's a fucking monster. You put him in there wherever at 1805. That's Compside.

He's nine. Is that that bad? Nine? If you put him in like two or something, like, okay, but nine, and that's Compside? But we're talking about him fine for the title. Yo, what is this samurai show they're showing me right now? Shogun. It's time, brother.

My dick just got hard. It's time, Joe Rogan. What? For a rim job. Oh, my God. It's time, brother. My dick just got hard. It's time, Joe Rogan. What? For a rim job. Oh, my God. Let's go. What if this motherfucker opened up? Oh, bro. We'd all die.

You can't blow this shit. No, no, no. That ain't you. That's like a pop-up. Let's do it. Let's do it. You got a good one there. Oh! Yes!

Got a little cloud. A little cloud. Clout! I got a little clout! It's so strong. It's so good. Just like this. Just a drive-by like this. Let's go, Eddie. One more, baby. Eddie, one more baby. Eddie, Eddie, catch. Come on Eddie. I've been joking. You feel 100% better.

Oh, my God. It's life-changing, Eddie. Eddie, you're slipping. No, no, I'm not in it. You're slipping. That'll bring your flashbacks to Hoyler. You're slipping. You know what I'm saying?

Oof. Oh, I love it. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, shit. Good fucking bites. Two new champs. My whoop is going off, Jack.

I bet. You just had a workout. Did it almost go four hours? Yeah. It's almost 1 a.m. A lot of decisions. Yeah, it was like, was it all? The first hour, there was one fight.

Really? Yeah. Wow. I just paid attention to the clock. I was like, it's 10 o'clock. There's been one fight. Did everything go to decision? I've had enough.

No, Magny stopped Arnold Allen. Oh, that's right. He stopped Arnold Allen. Magny got a strike. No, he stopped him a lot. It's a third round KO with 445 on the clock. So 15 seconds left. Man, long fucking card.

And then decision, decision. My car peaks me at 430. Oh, boy. I got to go coach at about 4.30. Whew, boy. I got to go coach my son's football game. Ooh, boy. Can you sleep on planes? Nah. No?

I'll be out. I'm going to just listen to this. What time is your plane? 7 in the morning? Back to L.A.? Yeah. I'm going to take 20. You can't just nap to Big Ebb at 4.30.

You can nap to Big Ebb at 5.30. Yeah, that's what I'll tell you. The airport is a joke here. Yeah. It's easy. There's no traffic. to pick up at 4.30. You can have them pick up at 5.30. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. The airport is a joke here. Yeah. It's easy. There's no traffic. It's not like L.A. No.

I, well, that was actually the. On Sunday morning? Dude, I almost got fucked there in Austin. I thought that rule was the thing. That early? I almost had to look. I was like, fuck, I'm not ever going to make it. How long did you get there before?

An hour plus. It was not enough? The line is to drop your bags off. I got clear NTSA. That bitch could pick me up at 6. That was the one time it happened to me. 7 o'clock flight? Yeah.

You'd probably be 5.30. Yeah. Take an extra hour, though. Yeah. Get an extra hour. You're safe for an extra hour. It's 10 minutes to the airport. Yeah.

It's a joke. Easy peasy. Boys. I'm going to have them pick me up at, I don't know, I got to be there at 720. All right? I'll have them pick me there at fucking 630. Get some fucking barbecue in the morning. Get a couple of nice breakfast at.

At the airport? Yeah. Hell yeah. Salt lick. Salt lick. Great food. Tacos. Get on that plane.

Take a little fucking nappy noonoo. Get to Newark and then I got to deal with that shit. Oh, that's a nightmare. So we're working out. Newark is a fucking nightmare. Once a month, do a residency. Three days. Try it once, come in for a few days, come back a couple months later, and then we start picking it up.

Start looking at houses. Start looking at places. Apartments. A little place nearby. And you know what? Just a little studio. A studio. Just a nice apartment. No big places. Apartments. A little place nearby. You know what? Just a little studio. A studio. This is a nice apartment.

More big deal. You get nice apartments. More big deal. There's a bunch of beautiful apartment complexes a walking distance away. Complexes. Hinchcliffe's got an amazing place. See Hinchcliffe's place? Room with him.

I'll take you out there. Fucking Red Bandits place is sharp. Oh, yeah. On the 35th floor of a building. Oh, yeah. Discus. Oh, yeah. On the 35th floor of a building? Oh, yeah. Discus. There he is. Discus.

Everybody in there mother bet Sean Strickland. Do Discus. Yeah. How much did Drake bet? 700,000. And he was only going to win 1 million or 1.1? Most fighters have Sean Strickland. That's a horrible bet.

That's a lot of millions. He better start writing now. He trusts that on a spin of roulette, though,ickland. That's a horrible movie. That's a lot of millions. He better start writing now. He trusts that on a spin of roulette, though, nightly. What's that? Drake, he does gambling streams. I'll put that on one spin of roulette. Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah. Stupid Rich. God, that's so crazy. And he hits sometimes. It's like a $7 million hit. It's wild to see. He's addicted, huh? So last night I was watching something.

It's an interesting show. You like gamblers, hustlers, and something else? One of your buddies was on last night, a pool shark. Who? Which guy? He had like a cowboy hat on. He was the world champion. C.J. Wiley?

Yes! And he went to Europe. Yeah, he's a Dallas guy. We told the story how he started. He used to wear glasses, and he would put the glass he couldn't see. And then he went into a bar, and he got $900. Then they called a big guy to come in, and he took him for $18,000 that night. Yeah.

And that was it. CJ was a big money gambler. He's a Dallas guy. He's right out of here. That guy's a killer. He's a killer. Number one pool player in the world. He was at one point in time.

He definitely could have been recognized. They put a bunch of his stats up. Efren Reyes was probably number one, but he could beat anybody alive. CJ could. Yeah, that episode had two stories about a young kid who made $12 million in Vegas and they banned him from all the casinos. This kid, he's going to be on that show

we talked about. Is this the show? What is the show called? This is the show Joey watched called Hustlers, Gamblers, and Curse. Where does it say about pool players? Back in the episode. See if you can find a little bit of it. It doesn't show anything.

You have to click on it. You have to sign up for it. I'd like to figure out who it was. Google it. Find out who it was. Google it. Find out who it was. Who the pool player was. They must be able to tell you. Not a big guy. That's a crazy world.

That world, just like the Drake thing, that world of people addicted to gambling, that rush of gambling, that is a crazy world. That's crazy. I told you we went to see Dana White gamble, and he was down $600,000. Jesus. $600,000 playing blackjack. Fucking dice. Dice goes crazy? He used to.

Oh, really? Remember he sent Bobby Lee home because he lost $300,000. Bobby was the kiss of death. He woke up at 4 in the morning. You got to go. Really? You got to go. He sent him home.

You were bad luck. Sent him home. Oh, my God. Wasn't Dana gambling on his boat, too? Didn't he set up a boat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went on a vacation on a yacht. He brings a fucking casino.

Sponsors a card table. Set up on a... He's gambling on his own yacht. Wow. That's tremendous. Bro, I don't get it. It gives me anxiety. When I was watching these guys gamble, my palms were sweating.

I was like, what are you doing? Taylor LeJuan was down $120, 000 in the first five minutes who taylor he's a fucking football player he's retired he's friends with dana with the boys yeah he's friends with dana he does a podcast but he dana like was coaching him at a gamble they were down 120 grand in five minutes and he got his money back right he got back got back plus 60. Yeah. Then he quit. But I was like, I'm panicking. Jamie's over there throwing down. How much you win, Jamie? Well, that's a whole other story.

Because Shane- He fucking bullied me. Shane wanted money for a guy. That's CJ. Yeah, I knew it was CJ. CJ Wiley. Yeah. He's a bad motherfucker.

Funny. Really good pool player. He said that they told him that the guy likes to argue or likes to be insulted. And he said that when the guy walked in, he goes, well, come over here, you big fucking motherfucker. Let's do this. I'm going to take your money. He goes, the guy, who the fuck are you? And then that's when he took him for 18 grand.

That's hilarious. C.J. used to have a mullet. He used to have a beautiful flowing lock of hair. Eddie the Indian out yet or not? No, he's calmed down. You didn't tell him nothing about fucking Epstein Island? Nothing. You killed him.

Nothing I don't already know. I also think, Rook, that's... What? Is this an actor? Is this an actor in the show? What'd you say? I don't know what's going on anymore. What happened with our boy?

A different guy. What happened with your boy, Kevin Rogers? Oh, so did they have, like, reenactments? Reenactments? Yeah, I think so. They did? Oh, they had reenactments? Ew.

Maybe he's telling the story, and he's like, this is what happened to me when I was... Oh, so he had some guy play him? That's funny. I bet that guy can't play. You can't have somebody play C.J. Wiley if they can't play pool. That motherfucker said Kimmel was on the list. No, no. You've got to take it out of context.

He goes, Jimmy's hoping the list doesn't come out because a bunch of his buddies are on the list. Well, that's a very charitable implication. I would say he's saying that he's on the list. No, did you watch the actual clip? But what he said, I bet Jimmy Kimmel doesn that he's on the list now Did you watch actual clip but what he said? I bet Jimmy Kimmel doesn't want that list to come out because of you know People on the left and a bunch of his friends are on they say that specifically

If you watch like the whole build-up and even when he even apologized Jimmy's like I know the connotations if I said you're on This I never said you're on the list. Oh, so it's taken out on your voice. Yeah, that's what he goes I'm not gonna apologize. You took out of context interest. I never said you're actually on the list. I never said you're on the list. Oh, so it's taken out of context? Yeah. And that's why he goes, I'm not going to apologize because you took it out of context. Interesting. I never said you're actually on the list. You're hoping it doesn't come out because of the people that are on the list. And, not even that, before he kept saying, because when Aaron Rodgers would say there's a list coming out, there's a list coming out,

he's been saying it for months, almost a year. Jimmy started calling him a conspiracy guy and, oh, this fake list. So he's like, you're hoping the list doesn't come out because then I'm right because you kept making fun of me saying there's a list. That's why I said that. You're making fun of Aaron. Well, that seems so crazy to think there's not a list.

Jimmy said he's a tinfoil hat guy. There's a lady in jail for sex trafficking. To no one. There's no one who's been arrested that she sex trafficked to. Well, there's a list that's out. Who knows if it's fake?

I don't know. It could be a fake list. Who knows? But Chris Tucker's on that list. And they asked Chris Tucker on a podcast, what's up with you being on the list? He didn't do what Jimmy Kimmel said. Jimmy Kimmel said it's a fake list. cares what that what that list says it's fake right chris tucker goes yeah i did i did go on that flight but we went to africa and i went with a bunch of diplomats

i didn't know who this fucking epstein guy was like chris tucker says like i had no idea we were on this plane we were going to africa do some diplomatic shit and turns out. He's a pedophile. I didn't know well They definitely got people connected to him by using famous people yeah because like my point was my point was Chris Tucker basically confirmed confirmed that the L list was like legit cuz he's on it Right there's this dude that was inviting me this conference once and he was like Kanye West is gonna be there like okay anyway it's gonna be there next thing you know you're there right yeah if you don't know who's there and some dude this was just a conference was like a tech

conference they wanted taught me to come and talk about like the influence of social media and podcasting and shit I'm like I talk about that all the time what am I gonna go that but point, they were trying to lure me by saying that some famous dude I know was going to be there. So if you hear, like, oh, my God, Richard Dawkins is going to be there. You think it's safe. Yeah. All these famous people are going to be there. World leaders are going to be there.

What was Stephen Hawkins doing on that list so much? Stephen Hawkins was a freak. He used to go to strip clubs. Really? Yeah, because he could feel, but he couldn't move. You know who told me about that? Eric Weinstein. Eric Weinstein told me about that back in the day. He would go to swingers clubs. He would lay

there and they all dry-raid on him. Sick. Because it probably felt good. And he can't move, but he could feel. He had Lou Gehrig's disease. Your dicks still get hard, though. I bet. I mean, he's not stupid. He's smart as shit.

He just can't move. It's crazy because, like, to go to the effort to blackmail Stephen Hawking... Well... You know how easy that would be? Yeah. You really, really want to blackmail a dude... I don't know if that's what they were doing. He had a bunch of handlers, though. But you know what I'm saying?

How easy... The guy's in a wheelchair, he can't even move. Yeah, but you've got to think of it as- You could put him in any situation. Right. And what is he going to do? Say, stop, stop. Like, we're going to wheel you in.

You're on this island. You have to think of it in terms of a long picture. Like, what is the picture? If you have esteemed scientists, Nobel laureates, scholars, all these different world leaders, bankers, famous singers, famous actors. They're all there. So that's the way you get people to do it. You invite people to this immense, lavish celebration with intellectual world leaders, geniuses.

And you think, well, how could it be bad if all these geniuses are there yeah and then next thing you know you're doing yay yo and you got some girl from some Eastern Bloc country that's rubbing you can't you don't know she's 16 and she takes you in a room and that room is filled with cameras that's blackmail yeah yeah and I think it's all about we're probably facing the effects of that right now I bet there's decisions that were made. There's influence that got moved around. There's people that support a certain narrative because they were on that list. Wasn't that what I was saying all day today?

I think everything that's going on right now in the world is linked to Jeffrey Epstein. That's what I think. Everything? I think everything. Trump That's what I think. Everything? I think everything. Trump shit? Everything? Everything. Everything? UFOs? I don't know. All of it. Since I met you, we've discussed UFOs.

UFOs have been around. They've been talking about them since Jesus left Chicago. But the last three fucking years, everybody's seen fucking UFOs. How about that Miami shit? Come on, dog. since Jesus left Chicago. Right. But the last three fucking years, everybody's seen fucking UFOs. Yeah. How about that Miami shit? Miami. Come on, dog.

The people who didn't cope for 40 years. That's what you saw. You didn't see no fucking aliens. But that's what they're selling all of them. Now people from the Navy. It's a distraction. All of a sudden, all these pilots. Yeah.

I was going here, and they were driving right next to me, waving at me. It's so fake. Really? And now you decide to fucking tell me. This is what I think. This is what I think. This is what I think. Tell me.

There's a lot of important people that were on that list, right? Right. A lot from all over the world. Right. Politics, Hollywood, music, actors. You saw the list is out, dog. No ass right there. Chris Tucker

pretty much said it was real. Yep. Not that everybody on the list did shit. Who knows? It would be easy to, like you said, drag. In the 90s or in the 2000s, if people would have liked my music and I would have had a record deal, thank God nobody liked it. And somebody said, hey, you want to come to the island? Let's go to an island, dog.

There's a billionaire. He's got a bunch of bitches that we're going to party. I think I would have went, dog. You know what I mean? Then you go. You go. And you're talking to a scientist. And then you're like, dude, people brought their kids?

You're like, no, dude. Those are the bitches. Like, oh, shit. I'd be on a fucking kayak, dog. I'd be on a fucking kayak. Where's Miami, dog? How far is Florida? What do you think this UFO thing is? What do you think this UFO thing is?

What do you think the UFO thing is? I think, okay, no, no, no. The point is, no, no, this is the point. This is the point. My point is the people that are on the list would rather, like if they had a choice, you want to go to jail for this shit as a pedophile? Or would you rather have World War III? Would you rather have world war three would you rather have fucking civil war

would you rather have a fake alien invasion where every the the world changes like the whole world changes right away what would you go would you rather go to guantanamo bay would you rather go to prison or would you rather have world war three mad max alien invasion That's what I think. World War III would save them. Alien invasion would save them. And a civil war will save them. So they want all that shit, dog. They want all that. They want complete chaos so they don't go to jail.

That's what I think. I don't like that the list only released 300 people. A lot more than 300 people on that fucking island. And I think they took the bottom half. Was there really 300 people on that fucking island and i think they took the bottom hat like there's really 300 people on that list i don't know i guess i don't know if the the official list has been released has it yeah i don't know who knows who knows no it's gonna be no the list could be fake they're just releasing a list but they're still covering up the but but chris tucker he basically said he didn't deny it. He said, yeah. Right.

He said he flew with Jeffrey Epstein to Africa, but he didn't say he went to the island. Exactly. I think the people that went to the island, that's where things get real weird. You can go to the island and not know either. And he also had a place in Manhattan. He was famous for having big parties at this house in Manhattan that he got from the guy who owned Victoria's Secret. The most expensive mansion. Guy gave him this mansion.

$75 million mansion. There was other guys that were like these big hedge fund guys that gave him like $100 million. Gave it to him. And they can't track why. Yeah. Nobody knows why he was so powerful. He did a great job helping me with my money. But Trump was like, nah, we hitched a ride to Trump Tower.

What you got to look into is Ghislaine Maxwell was his partner. But Ghislaine Maxwell's father. What the fuck? Ghislaine? Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Look into her father, Robert Maxwell. All the answers are right there.

Because he was a spy, yeah. It comes up in this Tetris movie that came out recently, which is pretty interesting. Look into her father. Hold on, what? It's a movie on Apple TV about how Tetris was made. It's kind of a fun documentary, but they cut to this guy that's running half of the shit, and it's Robert Maxwell. That's who he is.

He's this guy that controls all sorts of shit in England. He's the broker between these Russians and whoever the fuck controlled Tetris. It was very strange, but this was in the 80s. All right. I'm going to look into it. All right. This is fun. This is a goodris. It was very strange. Look into that. All right. I'm going to look into it. All right. This is fun. This is a good time.

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