The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019

Episode Date: January 26, 2019

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on January 26, 2019.

all the results five four three two one boom and we're live ladies and gentlemen it's a fight companion uh it's me uh brian cowan's on the way but it's his birthday and uh he's old as fuck and sometimes you get old you lose your keys and you don't know what time it is and shit tesla eddie motherfucking bravo yo yo yo um and brendan Chubb is up in this bitch. What up? And we're watching Bellator. Hope nobody at the UFC gets mad. But it's a big fight. This is an important one.

We are, right now, this is the heavyweight finals is going to be Fedor versus Ryan Bader. I'm excited for that. I am excited about that. I'm very excited. I like Ryan Bader at heavyweight. He looks fucking fantastic. Love him. He's bigger than me right now.

Dude, how many of these guys just should have done that a long time ago and just stopped cutting weight? Went to heavyweight? Just crucifying their body. Chris Weidman, I think, is kind of one of the main ones. You think so? I think he's going to excel at light heavyweight. He's got a disc replaced in his neck. Yeah, he's fucked up, but he'll figure it out.

The worst nightmare, though, for a fighter in wrestling or MMA is just being overpowered by somebody. Right. That's why they're killing themselves. They just want to, they would rather go in there depleted than get thrown around. It's so old school.

It's such an old school way of thinking, I feel like. It makes sense, though, a little bit. I mean, they're doing that. To be that bully? In wrestling, it's still the way. I was going to tell you. Look at T.J. Dillashaw. Look. But look at TJ Dillashaw.

Look at TJ Dillashaw. Oh, yeah, but that's hard to say. Let's talk about that fight because I watched that fight several times. I'm of the opinion that was a quick stoppage. Early stoppage for sure. Early stoppage. Early stoppage. And here's my other point with that.

When they're 125 pounds, you can let it go on a little longer than if they were heavyweights. I'd err more on the side of let it go longer Because they're 125 pounds They could be a thousand pounds each And that fight got stopped quick Let them fucking fight Especially when you're talking about a legacy fight Dudes were expending 69 bucks

How about TJ? How about TJ? That's a legacy fight That guy drained his body to get down to 125 pounds Hey, don't get me wrong, though. Henry Cejudo is a beast. Bad motherfucker. He's a beast.

He probably would have beat him anyways. Maybe. Might have. But for people that are paying for the event, we want to see some highlight shit. We want to see a definite knockout. We don't want to, you know. I thought the ref, whoever he was, he was just, in the beginning, you could tell he wanted to stop it.

Or like, there's guys that they just want to get in there and save their lives. He's a really good ref, though. You're not going to save anybody's life. He made a mistake. Look, it's fucking hard to do. It's a hard job. I am so glad I'm not a referee. Because when they make a mistake, they can't say, oh, I fucked up.

Let's do it again. You remember they used to be able to? Do you remember when Big John McCarthy stopped the fight between Murillo Bustamante and Matt, fuck. Matt Lindland. Matt Lindland. Matt Lindland tapped and said he didn't tap. And Big John McCarthy let the fight continue. And he tapped him again.

Bustamante got him in an arm bar. Check out this arm bar. Tapped him. Boom. Look at that right away. Damn. We missed an arm bar. That was some serious jiu-jitsu right there, dude.

Well, we'll see it in the highlights. Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, we have to talk. We're just warming up. Yeah. Let's get real. But that was nice. Yeah, hell yeah.

Good for him. Hey, Bellator's got some fucking high-level fights now, man. They are on the way up. They're as close to the UFC as you can get right now. They have the biggest prospect in the sport in Pico. Yeah. By far. Yeah.

Taking it back a little bit, what about Conan Silveira versus Sokka fucking Raba? Remember that shit? Oh, yeah, man. Same thing. Remember that shit? They redid the fight. Yeah. The whole fight got redid. a little bit what about conan silveira versus saka fucking raba remember yeah man same thing they redid the fight yeah the whole fight got redid it got stopped it got stopped early john too and then they decided you know what let him fight again big john he got hit later that night conan hit uh sakuraba sakuraba dropped and went down for a single yeah and they stopped the fight and he's like what the fuck you doing but that was in japan they they stopped the fight. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing? But that was in Japan. They pulled him aside. In Japan, it's like, no. Wild West, bro.

They were like, no. I don't know why they don't let Big John score the rounds. That's tight. I don't know why they don't let him chime in unofficially with a scorecard and tell everyone how it's going. He probably doesn't. Well, the problem with that, though. He probably doesn't want to do it.

The problem with that is when I did it, the problem was when they announced the unofficial scorecard and if i was right and you know the general consensus was on my side and they flash it yeah if if the if the other fighter wins dude those judges get trashed they should they should yes they have to be held responsible so but this is this is, no, this is what it was, though. You know, in the beginning, the UFC was, you know, bending over backwards for the commission. Just, you know,

just, you know, because they had to. Well, they still are. They had to, but they had to. They still are. But boxing doesn't have to do that.

Boxing doesn't have to bend over backwards for the commission. Boxing was around before the commission. Word. So, boxing doesn't have to kiss ass

to the commission. The UFC had to because they were a new sport and the commission could easily just shut it down so it was a different dynamic right but the the difference is you were doing it as an independent meaning you weren't doing commentary so we were doing commentary and you were coming in in between rounds it was very educational if big john was doing it the problem would be that he's actually doing commentary while he's doing it. That's very hard to do. I'm not a fan of doing that because when I'm doing commentary, I'm telling

you what's happening, but really what I'm trying to do is be entertaining. I'm trying to give some life to it. I'm trying to put some emotion to it, but I'm not really scoring. I'm not saying that, but I'm not saying you score it and then also do the fight. I'm saying maybe have him outside of it because they have 17 commentators well big john

is their big guy though now it's goldie and big john well you have frank mary of chael sonan you got goldie but while the fights are happening with the voice you're hearing on television is big john there's no way he can do that in my opinion. I don't feel like... That would be a big cut in his paycheck. Jimmy Smith used to do that. I'm not saying he can't. Jimmy Smith used to do scoring in between rounds. It was good. Jimmy's very good at it. What's he going to do now?

I don't know, man. I'm not happy. I'm not happy that the UFC got rid of him. I think he's really good. I get it. I understand it. They have a lot of other people. Did he leave Bellator on bad terms or good terms? I do not know. I think they were cutting the money. It was a financial thing.

I don't think he left on. He's still on good terms, but they offer him less money because they have these other dudes. So he's like, UFC is obviously their dream job, but they signed a one-year contract. Did you ask anybody why they let him go? They want to use fighters. It wasn't a fit. But he did fight. No, no, no. They want him go? They want to use fighters. It wasn't a fit. But he did fight. No, no, no.

They want UFC fighters. They want UFC fighters. You know what? That's how the NFL is. Yeah. NFL, you know, the color commentator is always a former NFL player. Dude, Tony Romo? Always.

Tony Romo as a commentator? He crushed it. I heard he crushed it. Is he good? Oh, the best. He calls exactly what's going to happen Before it even happens He goes Alright this is

People kind of dislike it I love it He goes This is going to be a run To the right Get ready And then That's sure enough

That's what they do He reads it Before it all happens Then they even check He goes Alright he's going to Throw a slant To the top left

Hire that fucking dude Hire the fucking Mama Cleto of NFL They were all talking About him in the store Last night They were talking About how insane

His commentary is I love him Wow He's the best Justin Tebow was saying He's the best commentator In all of sports What game did he commentate We were all talking about him in the store last night. They were talking about how insane his commentary is. I love him. Wow. Justin Tebow was saying he's the best commentator in all of sports. What game did he commentate? He did the Brady game. The Patriots-Chiefs. Dude, that game.

I know it's about MMA, but fuck, dude. Hey, Eddie, talk us through this, by the way. Here. He's going for the Kimura. Yeah, fuck your football, Eddie. But while this is happening. While this is happening. Fucking Brady, dude. Well, let's call this guy's name out, fuck your football, Eddie Yeah But while this is happening While this is happening Fucking Brady, dude Well, let's call this guy's name out, too

Because we didn't give this guy's name away He was To counter the takedown He goes for Kimura And he just He rides that Kimura All the way Oh

To an arm bar And then he kind of swims with the With the Kimura still intact The arm pops and boom Fucking beautiful, huh? Yeah That's some tight-ass submission He looks strong, too That's just a super powerful Kimura still intact, the arm pops and boom. Fucking beautiful, huh? That's some tight-ass submission. He looks strong, too.

That's just a super powerful Kimura. Yeah, looks powerful. Amazing. Amazing. Powerful beard as well. Because Kimuras aren't just for Kimuras. Kimuras are for back takes and for straight arm bars. Setups.

You know what I mean? So the traditional Kimura is probably the heart. When you take the arm and you crank it behind his back. That's probably the hardest of the three. You know, it's probably easier just to use the Kimura grip to take the back or to turn it into a spiderweb arm bar. Adele Altamimi. Adele Altamimi. A.K.A. Chris Pratt's friend. Chris Pratt's in there with him Is Chris Pratt a comedian?

No How the fuck do you know He's the guy who controls The Philosopher Raptors bro The fucking guy from Jurassic Park Dude I don't watch Jurassic Park Gardens of the Galaxy Guardians of the Galaxy

Oh my god I walked out of that As soon as that fucking Little wood Little animal thing What do they call it What is it The Vin Diesel voice

What is it Groot Diesel voice What is it Groot Oh my god How dare you I walked the fuck out of that There's Chris Pratt right there He's with the guy the whole way What is happening

Now this is a little overboard Why is Chris so intense too Chris I love you buddy But get the fuck out of the picture He's translating It doesn't make any sense And that shirt is way too tight

And that's coming from a guy like me That's way too tight No that's That's how I like to wear mine No you don't sir No you don't Fuck yeah Especially if I'm on TV

Dude he has a midriff Not only am I doing that I'm doing pushups Before I get up there Bro How dare you I'm gonna do some fucking Some dips on some chairs

That's a beautiful arm bar though Dude let's hear Chris Pratt Get on the mic Shout out to We don't have to turn it up. It's okay, because I don't want... Oh, we should tell people what the time code is. Do we have a time code?

I had it up, yeah, but it was so quick it froze, and then I took it off, and I took it off. Maybe that's Bellator's idea. Maybe they think, how about we have celebrities walk out with these fighters? They'll try anything, bro. They'll try porn. This porn. No, he tried. They'll try anything, bro. They'll try porn. This porn.

No, he tried. They'll try fighter porn. Isn't Bellator kind of blowing up? The men fighters, the female fighters bang each other. They're doing well. I mean, it's on Paramount. No. No, no, no.

That was a disaster. They've done pay-per-view. It was a disaster. Not the Hoyce Gracie one. They made money on that one. I don't think that was pay-per-view, was it? These do well. The Paramounts do well. They get good ratings. Am I wrong? I think the Hoyce Grac't think that was pay-per-view was it these do well like the the paramounts do well they get good ratings am i wrong i think the hoist gracie one was not pay-per-view the hoist gracie ken shamrock well i don't that's not pay-per-view that wasn't

pay-per-view in 1996 it was they can't do a pay-per-view in 2016 man you know you watch that shit did you watch it i watch them at all i was excited i was excited but i couldn't i watch them all i was excited i was excited but i could i watch them all you have a problem chuck liddell and uh tito ortiz did 25 000 buys no way dude that's so fucked up dude you could do 25 000 buys i could piss into this beer can you get 25 000 you could show a you do a seminar on flat earth and you'd get 25 000 that's true that's true that's true there's a lot of dumb motherfuckers out there i mean it is it is fucking crazy that that only got 25 000 is it crazy no the card was so poorly done the undercard was so fucking terrible the production was awful their intros were ethically bad. Yeah. Ethically fucking bad.

It was kind of a shit show to watch. I enjoyed it because it was such a shit show. It was just a decent product. It's not as fun. It was the Oscar De La Hoya show. If I look like a thumb. So bad. Dude, if I look like a thumb, does Jay Glazer look like a big toe?

Big toe or a dickhead. Dude, I almost shaved my head. I almost shaved my head the other day. You did good. Completely. It's freedom, man. You have great hair. Dude, I'm losing it. It's freedom. Whoa. I'm eventually going to my head the other day completely it's freedom you have great hair dude i'm losing it i'm freedom whoa i'm eventually gonna have to shave you know too soon yeah fuck yeah you got good hair okay okay don't join that club yeah bro i'm about to listen i'm about to go listen might have to grow a beard here callan needs to

fucking let it go let's be real his hair is going you see ya well i almost showed up with a bald head don't do that to me, dude. You got good hair. Callan's got the same issue. Callan had a hair transplant, too. So he's got a scar back there as well. Dude, he did? I didn't know that.

It's getting so light. He probably didn't tell the world. I just fucking read it out. No, he's talked about it before. No, he has. I know. I would never say it if he did. No.

I'll tell you who has the best fucking hair piece is Pivot. That shit, I had no idea. Do you know he used to play George Costanza on Seinfeld? Because he had the same fucking bird's nest thing. Well, he had a bunch of surgeries, I think. Oh, no, that thing is dead meat up there, bro. That thing is fucking, that thing is sewn into a skull. I had no idea.

How dare you? This is live. Oh, what? People are listening? I'm just saying. He has fucking. He's got great hair. No, I'm saying good for him. Good fake hair. Oh, what? People are listening? I'm just saying. He has fucking... He's got great hair. No, I'm saying good for him.

Good fake hair. Yes, there's no problem. There's no issues. I'll probably do the same shit. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God it's not the 80s, though, because in the 80s, man, if you had long hair and you were losing your hair, it was basically a death sentence.

Like, you lost your... I had a singer in my bed. No one could have a shaved head back then. What did people do? Rob Halford was the only guy. We allowed him to shave his head

because he could sing so great. We just said, okay. Well, he was also dressing really weird, you know, with his fucking biker leather shit. Well, Rob,

he dressed like people in the gay community dress. Came out with the leather and the motorcycles and all that shit. And all the kids thought that was heavy metal so i wore all that shit and i always thought in the back of my head i thought it was weird that gay people wear the same shit and dudes do i thought that was weird it must be a coincidence we've talked about that on the podcast

before that rob halford conned a whole group of people into dressing gay how about how about um freddie mercury was telling everybody he was super gay he was not trying to hide it from anybody but i thought oh he's just a rock star his style was dope the band's name was queen but no one thought he was gay who just got are you sure no one thought he was gay probably you know some people but i bet everybody knew not the masses it took a while yeah if you watch the movie like the documentary yeah everyone's like what i'm like but now we look back i'm like are you fucking joking me telling everybody yeah how about elton john well forget all of them liberace is the craziest one exactly liberace

they were like liberace when are you gonna find a nice woman and settle down i keep looking i can't find one well you know what i don't know. I think Freddie Mercury was a little crazier than that. No, Liberace, bro? The name of his band was Queen. It's true. But he's a rock star. He's a rock star. Liberace played a piano and came out in a fucking gold Royals Royce and had fucking pigeons coming out of his asshole.

And we're like, no, he's normal. Yeah. Did we talk about this before? Why there's Such a disproportionate Amount of gay singers No why Cause who's Dude

Who's running The music business A lot of gay dudes And who's gonna Wait a minute is that true I don't know anything about that It's true it's no big deal Gay guys are running

The music business Did you know that I didn't know that You didn't know that I had no idea And who's Jack shit About the music business

LA Reads Who's down to suck dick quicker than a gay singer? Wait a minute. So you think the reason why there's so many gay singers is they're the ones who suck the dicks to make it to the top? That's just the theory. Isn't it possible to just... That's just the theory. Hold on.

But let me offer you... There's a disproportionate amount of gay singers. Let me offer you an alternative explanation. Think about that. There's way more straight than gay. Hold on. Here's the alternative explanation think about there's way more straight hold on here's the hold on here's the alternative explanation gay people uh feel maligned they feel like they're left out they are sad because of this they live hard lives they maintain all this emotion inside of them and

they want to express it some way and so they figure out a way to sing and to entertain and god damn that's that shit right there bro you know you look at that behind the candelabra is the best movie ever that's what i think i think you know they're bullied and you know they're depressed and the people that are the most like pushed out in society those are the ones who become comedians those are the ones become singers those are the ones they become actors even because they write the best because they need something to get out. Gay comedians, there ain't that many. Oh, there's a gang of them.

No. There's a gang of them. There's a couple. No, there's a gang of them. There's a lot. I know quite a few. I'd say there's more gay actors than there are singers. No.

Singers. Bro, singers? Name some few singers. We just talked about four or five That are dead Two From AIDS Three Rob Halford

Still kicking Liberace died of everything Dude He had the full cocktail Everything Running around inside of him Just everything Yeah I hear that

Dick implant Fucked all the dudes Joey Diaz used to have a fucking bit And we played a little bit of it One time on the podcast But it's not the best version of it Of Beyond the Candelabra The fucking HBO movie With Matt Damon I love that movie and michael douglas dude that do you remember

joey diaz's bit yeah i saw it in san jose that was probably one of the best sets i've ever seen him do uh in san jose he had that whole bit down san jose improv Yeah. Joey was a goddamn monster. Well, he's still a monster, but I mean, that bit was just so funny. It was such a funny bit, man. Dude, Cole Conrad? What? Wait, why are they showing this? Oh, they're showing the UFC heavyweight champs. Oh, look at the birthday boy. The Bellator heavyweight champ.

Even on your birthday can't come on time. Schaub was shitting on your hair while you were gone. He was what? Shitting on your hair. Why would you shit on my hair, bro? I told him. She wanted to shave his, and I said no. I told Eddie he should shave his head. How sad are they, bro?

You never know, and there's a lot of room here. Eddie, shave your head. Dude, it's your birthday. Brian, you're on microphone, so come over here and sit down. Dude, don't make me fuck you up on your birthday. Dude, it's just bang right there. Okay, dude. Shagoosh?

Okay, dude. Shagoosh. Have a seat. Have a seat, bro. Did you bring wine and cheese? Yeah, I brought wine. No cheese. No fucking cheese? Did you bring your axe? On your birthday, you bring wine and cheese? No fucking cheese?

Did you bring your axe? On your birthday, you didn't bring cheese? But no cheese, dude. Ow, fuck, bro.

Jesus Christ. We were just in the middle. You legitimately hurt my ear. I'm sorry, buddy. What the fuck is wrong with you? What'd he do? I came at you.

Oh, he collided. You guys both collided heads? No, he shoved my earpiece in my ear. Do you have a gold tooth? Oh, okay. It looked like you had a gold tooth. Do you have a gold tooth?

I tripped over that thing. Oh. So I fell into your ear. These are not good if somebody hits you in the side of the head. Fuck no. They go right in your ear. It's straight Mike, like right there. That does hurt.

That's surprising. It's gold. Look at you. You're never losing your hair. Congratulations. Remember when I missed that hotline? Shave it. No, do not shave it. Shave it, bro. You does hurt. That's surprising. It's gold. Look at you. You're never losing your hair. Congratulations. Remember when I missed that hotline? Shave it. No, do not shave it.

Shave it, bro. You look good. You look good like that. His hair's good. You get a little crew cut. You look fantastic. I should wait a little bit. I'm shaving it.

Listen to these dummies. You're losing it? Yeah, there's going to be a point where I'm going to have to shave my fucking hair. Dude, you have a beautiful head of hair. That's what I said. Thank you. I look at it in pictures. I'm like, God damn.

I got the biggest forehead ever. Look at my... Dude, I got to get... When I do my show damn I got the biggest forehead ever Look at my Dude I gotta get When I do my show They gotta paint my scalp See And he's still rocking it At least you got paint

Put some hairpods on They paint my scalp Put some hairpods on Shave your head All I was saying is If anyone's gonna shave their head It's you Cause Eddie has good hair

Right So I mean yours If it's scale 1 to 10 Who's losing You're never gonna lose your hair I got to worry about it running in my eyebrows. You might need hairline reduction. For reals.

You know what I mean? I got the Rogan route. You got beautiful, shiny hair. Can you imagine if that was a problem, like some dudes? You know what I mean? I know a couple Brazilian guys that have their hairline right above their eyebrow. They might have to shave in a hairline. Oh, Khabib has to for sure.

His shit is like... You too, though, bro. You have a very short forehead. How about Renato? Renato Magno? Yeah. Totally. That guy will never lose his hair. His hair starts here.

Never loses it. Yeah. His forehead starts an inch above his eyebrow. I love him. He was my jiu-jitsu instructor for three years. Great guy. Street sports. The best.

Couldn't be a nicer guy. Yeah. You know, Jonah Hill is training jujitsu with Mag Hanapo right now. Jonah fucking Hill. He's on jujitsu. And he's skinny and shit.

He's getting skinny. Dude, he lost so much weight. He got skinny and then he felt like his head was too big. He started gaining weight back. No, he's skinny again. He's in great shape.

He probably realized how dumb that was. That happens to people sometimes because you know, when you get like 400 pounds, your fucking head gets big Your scalder Yeah

Look at him Check that out Look at him What Wait a minute Is that real That's real Renato would say

When you roll with somebody He'd go Make his face nice Clean Clean Make nice Look at that man Beautiful

Good for him man Good for him He looks good He does look good Well you know If his head's bigger And his body's too skinny, you just got to build your body up and make it the size of your head.

He's a very, I think Jonah Hill's a very good actor. He's a really nice guy, too. He's a great actor. I met him one night, one day, rather, at K-Rock. Yeah. Back when people did radio. Oh, there's Jen. Who?

There's Cub Swanson, Jen, Stevenson, and then Jack Swagger. Look at Cub Swanson. Oh, there's Joe Daddy. That's Joe Stevenson. He just said that. So we are watching the Bellator event. Brian Callen. Do you know who's fighting tonight?

Yes. Who is it? Fedor. And who's he fighting? Ryan Bader. This guy's good. Ricky Bandejas. Damn.

He's a guy that beat that Irish kid. What the fuck's his name? Oh, Gallagher? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Gallagher's a motherfucker. Yeah, he KO'd him.

He did bad, and Gallagher talked all that shit. What's his problem? He's basically trying to do the Conor McGregor thing. He is, but he's talented. He's very talented. But more talented on the ground. For sure. That's filthy.

And Ricky's nasty standing up. Yeah. He's got filthy jiu-jitsu. Filthy in a good way. love that no i like that expression i love it too his stand-up is filthy filthy well even when you're talking about girls like dude she's filthy that's a good thing that's good or that i saw a hellcat time god damn that thing's filthy yeah well when you hear a girl just texting about something being filthy the other day Yeah we did I forget I just throw filthy We throw filthy around Filthy gets tossed around

If you say filthy It gets a man's attention Yeah You're like ooh She's No bro she's She's a lawyer right Yeah and she's

Filthy Filthy My dick goes What a good kid It wakes things up What a good kid My friend Jimmy Jimmy D'Atelio

My buddy from high school We would always say that We'd see a girl She was hot What a good kid Look at her Her She was a little, what a good kid. Look at her. Her hot little mini skirt. Yep.

What a good kid. We found out. I go, what happened last night with that girl? Oh, she sucked my dick. What a good kid. Yeah. You know, he'd say that. Nothing better.

Yeah. What a good kid. That's a weird one. What a good kid. Good kid's weird. It's weird when you're in your 50s. When Brian goes, she's a good girl. a good kid Good kid's weird It's weird when you're Into 50s It's weird

When Brian goes She's a good girl Well that makes me feel weird dude Yeah it's real weird bro She's a good girl She's a good girl Yeah She's a good girl

Don't even say she She's a good girl Good girl That's creepy dude How much do you hate acting now Now that you're acting On two different shows I'll tell you what I love though

Is you better like The people you work with It's so fun to be around yeah you still have a good time as far as doing a movie yeah it was hilarious that's my new dance we should all do it together but take it seriously but doing a doing a like doing a film where you're you know doing that all the makeup you're in making you would do that though b if they called you like hey won't you be that guy look at me look at me right now dude watch your fucking P's and Q's you look at me

everyone in the room knows you very well I called him the other day you look at me at 52 no I wouldn't bullshit they called you said hey

we want to do a feature film and you're going to be Robin listen you're going to be Robin? yeah you're going to be Robin you're going to be Batman no you're going to be what's the butler's name

what's the butler that takes care of Bruce Wayne Alfred Alfred you're Alfred bro Alfred, what's the butler's name? What's the butler that takes care of Bruce Wayne? Alfred. Alfred. Hey, man, I'm a damn fucking old, bro. Alfred is good. I bet you are older than Alfred was in the TV show.

For sure. Well, you know what? How old was John Candy when he died? This freaks me out. He's 1,000. How old was John Candy when he died? What the, 48? What was John Candy?

Maybe 40. 43 years old. Yeah. God damn. Chris Farley, 34. Dude, he was 700 pounds. Chris Farley's different because of his drugs. These guys died from drugs.

John Candy just died from obesity. Right. But they seem much older and now I'm 10 years older. Kurt Cobain, 27. How about the 27, Chris? Amy Winehouse, 27. Jimi Hendrix, 27.

Jim Morrison, 27. I know. Janis Joplin, 27. What's your point, bro? You're healthy 52. I'm not going to die. That's the point. No, you're not.

You're going to outlive me for sure. Well, I don't know. What is this? Is Monday's Wild Whites of West Virginia? Oh, dude, it's Cops, baby. Cops is still running strong. And killing it. That might be the most successful show in the history of television.

That and Simpsons, right? I think Cops might be more successful. Yeah, they need to remind the people that you're not going to get away with shit. They need to see that. Because don't you grow up thinking you never get away with anything? I see your point, but that's not why it's successful. It's successful because it costs zero money. Zero?

They don't pay those people. Correct. Zero. There's no actors or no main guys. Sorry. One Archuleta? One Archuleta was a wrestler at Duke. He was second in the nation.

Really? He plays a hell of a wrestler. Oh. He was second in the nation, NCAAs. A hell of a wrestler. Oh. A beast. Fights at 35 usually. I think this might be 35. An outstanding fighter.

No shit. And I think is undefeated. Well, this is a good fight then because Bandejas is a nasty striker. He's putting you on your back no matter what, Juan Archuleta. He's a beast. One of the best wrestlers in the country. Dude, solid fights tonight Yeah

Super solid Yeah this is good You need a cork Yeah I need a cork Is Pico fighting tonight You bet your sweet ass He's fighting Holy shit

It's as tough as test And what's he If he I think you will If he beats this guy I bet you see him Get a title shot next Did you find out

If AJ won yet No Oh here's the thing About Pico too Listen to this Rogan So I sat with Freddie Roach I did an interview with Freddie Roach.

It comes out Monday for Showtime. Here it is. Look at this. This is the Gallagher knockout. Yeah. He caught that kick and he, boom. That's not even a bad knockout. Yeah, well, that's the beginning.

But that was his move. Is that that Irish kid who's kind of like flamboyant? Great on the ground Very good on the ground He just You know Irish When he loses

The problem is He talks so much shit When he gets fucked up Like he did in this fight It's the game you play I mean he was in the guy's face Hands up in the air And this kid beat the shit

Out of him He lit him up Oh shit To the face Bing And he put him out here too Doom doom He was lit up from the start

Doom doom Filthy Yeah And he screamed in out here, too. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Filthy. Yeah. And he screamed in his face, fuck you. But what I was saying is Freddie Roach said this about Aaron Pico, said he could be a world champion right now in boxing. He goes, I want him to do boxing. I go, why?

He goes, he's one of the best I've seen. And he goes, for Miguel Cotto's camp when he was a kid, even younger, like four or five years ago, he would beat Miguel Cotto in rounds. He goes, Miguel's not giving him shit. He'd beat him in rounds sparring. He's a ferocious kid, man. He's very ferocious. He was the number one high school wrestler in the world.

He's training at that training lab with Calavita as well. And TJ. Yeah. TJ's main training partner. Yeah. He's an animal. Mother fucker. And when Freddie told me that, I went, he could compete in boxing.

He goes, compete? He'd be world champion right now. Oh my God. If he let me take him Right now to boxing He'd be a world champion What? But why doesn't he do that?

Because isn't there way more money in boxing? No Because you want to be in MMA No Isn't there zero money in boxing? Only certain guys get paid You gotta be the top Yeah

Besides Pacquiao Floyd Mayweather Tyson Fury He's a lighter guy too So that Lomachenko's like Do what? Yeah

You want to do what? What? The champ of who? I mean can boxing Can boxing survive Another generation? Yes Fuck yes

How dare you There's no kids in the boxing No no no There's kids in the ghetto You just live in a nice community Correct Son of a bitch You got your Mexican privilege

Showing Boxing's alive and well In Russia In Mexico They got some In America too bro The best boxers in America One too the best time bro what are we getting hammered here one bottle at a time why are you opening so many why is this thing going bro

what are you an alcoholic let it breathe will you let it breathe one at a time hey don't be i don't want an empty bottle of wine here that i gotta pour down the sink now we'll go through this all right it's his birthday i'm already drinking Miller Lite, bro. Like a goddamn American. It's your birthday, dude. No one can ever accuse you of white privilege. They try. They try. 100%. How can they?

You show them you're 23 and me. Say what, bitch? What'd your 23 and me say? 100% Mexican. Wow, dude. Is that true? I am 100% Mexican. Oh, Mexican.

I need to do it, man. Did you do it, B? I did. Did you do it? 51% Southern Italian. The rest, Western European. Actually, I got Iberian. I got some North African.

I got 1.1% Asian. Oh, shit. I wonder if they just bullshit now. What if they're just collecting DNA? You know, here's the thing. It changes. As the DNA testing gets better, you get different results in the mail every few months. I found out that I'm a little bit Greek.

There was no Greek in there before. Now it's showing a small amount of Greek. Maybe that's proof of them just making shit up. No, no, no. They get better when the database expands. When the database of the genome expands and they know the ancestry Of these different people It's very precise In the fact that It's only like

Percentage points But it's They're pretty fucking accurate Did you guys all do the same one Or is it like Drug testing in the UFC Where you sort of find it And like

I did 23andMe But there's ancestry There's several different ones You did 23andMe too? I did 23andMe Yeah I haven't done any of that shit They told me

What my earlobes looked like How long my Ring finger was Weird shit They tell you how big earlobes looked like How long my ring finger was Weird shit Can they tell you how big your dick is? Imagine if they could tell you You'd be lying to people your whole life I've seen it

I've seen your dick Where are the charts? I need to get on these charts You've seen them at ease You've never seen them 10 hot Happy birthday brother Everyone knows this counts B day What are you 29? At ease. You've never seen him 10-hut. Oh, at ease. Here you go, buddy. At ease, sir. Happy birthday, brother. Thank you, buddy. Everyone knows it's Callum's B-Day, yeah?

Happy birthday. What are you, 29? I'm exactly 30. I'm 67 years old. I'm in the 35 to 52 area. Here you go, buddy. Do you feel older, B? Thank you, sir. All right, don't get Eddie drunk, because he becomes like a gremlin when you get water

on him. No, no, no, no, no. Eddie Bravo can do no wrong. I love Eddie Bravo. No conspiracy theories, I promise. Eddie's a truly good human being, so I don't give a fuck. He's been my friend forever. No, we all love him.

Why the fuck are you telling me that? Yeah. We all love him. We're just saying. Cheers. I like Eddie a little buzzed. Jamie, nothing? Fire up this flat earth.

Fight companions, motherfuckers. No flat earth, okay? Zero, bro. Dude, how about MLK conspiracies, though? I didn't mean to go down this road. Oh, the Mike Baker? Dude. Did you hear that?

I watched Mike Baker's, and then I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube on MLK conspiracies. Mike Baker from the CIA is convinced that someone helped James Earl Ray. Dude, that guy's legit as fuck. When he said it, I went, all right, let me look into it. But here's the thing. Although I like Mike Baker, he's a great guy. When I brought up JFK, he's like, did the CIA kill JFK? He's like, you know, with this Martin Luther King Jr. thing.

What about? I'm showing him the bullet. I'm like, I know you've seen bullets hit things. He lost credibility with that. He goes, yeah, I do believe he was able to pull that off. And if you get up there, you can actually pull that off. Any hunter could do that. Wrong.

No, no, no. That's not exactly true. You could do it. It's not that far. It's less than 100 yards. With that gun, it's a little shaky. No, no, no. It's not.

And the bullet, the way the bullet came in. Telling you, the only problem is the magic bullet theory. Okay, here's the fight. Here's the fight. What is the gentleman? Mike Baker seems like a very thoughtful guy. What is the gentleman in the white? Juan Archuleta is the guy with the bald head.

And he's a wrestler. Yeah, high level. He's 21 and 1. Real pedigree. And I think Ben Day has, is he a saxophone guy? Oh, look at that takedown. Oh, good upkick. Now, once he's on you, you're not getting him off.

Watch this. Oh, jeez. Slam. Yeah, you're not going. Damn. Brian Cowan dropping knowledge. Well, he was on Warrior, so I spent a lot of time with him on set. Did he throw you around, B?

There was a guy in the last UFC. I'm a really hard guy to throw around, dude. Oh, shut the fuck up. Who's the guy? Hey, Brendan. Who's the guy who fought in the last UFC, fights just like Khabib? He's a mauler. He's got tattoos.

He's from the East Coast. Gillespie or Gold? Oh, Gregor. Gregor Gillespie. Gillespie. Motherfucker. Motherfucker. He is a fucking gorilla.

They need to feed that man. Damn. What would happen if he fought Khabib They have the exact same style He's a very good fighter man Talking about him and Kevin Lee That's a great fight You gotta hit him up though soon Because he's fishing

He goes away He doesn't do interviews and shit He's fishing He grows his hair out And shaves it right before the fight. He's a savage. Yeah, I love that dude. Me too.

He's a motherfucker. He's a beast. Oh, oh, oh. Dude, how about MVP versus Davey coming up? Holy shit. How about it's in Connecticut? How dare you, Scott Coker? Is that?

Yeah. That fight's in Connecticut? Yeah. Ew. Why not do that in England? Everyone fucking loves those two in England. Yeah. I don't know.

That doesn't make any sense. Why would they do that? The problem, it's such a big fight. You do it in England, the time zones are all fucked up. No, the problem is they never do it. The problem is riots. Those fucking soccer hooligans. They're going to go crazy and rush the stands.

I think it's the time zone. Oh, shit. Look at this. Watch Archon Leto. Watch Archon Leto move. The UFCs in England are some of the lowest rated events. They kill it in England, though. Bandeja's just tagged him.

Like Joshua fights here, don't do well, but out there. Dude, Bandejas just tagged your boy with a right hand. Not true. Yes, he did. He just clipped him as he's trying to close the distance. Confirmation bias. I'm not going to see that. How dare you?

I have no confirmation bias. Listen, bro. I'm not attached to this guy other than the fact that we've been friends on Instagram. And we've seen each other's DMs. Isn't it weird when a guy slides in your DMs and I'm like, ah, fuck yeah,

I like that guy. I sent him once and that was a great fight. Oh, nice jumping front kick to the body. And I know him once so no matter what I'm rooting for him.

I'm Instagram friends with Immortal Technique now. I love that dude. That was a recent thing. I'm like, I'm like fanboying out. He's a good guy, man. You never met him?

Never met him. I'll introduce you. Next time he's in LA, I'll try to get us to know. Who's that? Matt Brown? Immortal Technique. Who's that? He's a rapper.

Bad motherfucker. Very, very good dude. We're talking about doing a song together. What's his real name? What's his rap name? Who cares? Immortal Technique. Just call him Immortal Technique.

Oh, I've never heard of him. Oh, shit. I told you. Conspiracy Theory rapper. Nah, he slipped that. Let's tell everybody what time it is on the clock. It's 2.03, 2.02, 2.01, 2. Two minutes, and this is the first round.

If you want to sync it up, but you probably can't. Dropping level. Come on. I like that beard, though. Me too. Moving around. I like the way he's moving. Oh!

He said fuck the hair, too, huh? He's going wild. He's very kinetic. He's making these big leaping movements and he's doing it in the first round if he tries this shit in the second and the third like he's gonna get tired the movements are slower and more pronounced he'll start wrestling yeah he's gonna have to because he's not that good at closing the distance with his striking his striking is these big movements. See that? These are these big movements. And if Bandeja has to get right there, see? Oh, shit.

The boy got kicked in the face, Brian. If he can time these big movements and pause. He's hurt. He's hurt bad. He got hurt earlier, too. He got clipped with the right hand. Uh-oh. And now there's a takedown.

Stuffed. Oh, guillotine. Stuffed. Stuffed. Push that left hand up. Oh, there you go. Oh, your boy's tired, B. See, that's what I'm saying.

No, he's not. He's losing his fight like he's losing his up. He's tired, B. See, that's what I'm saying. He's losing his fight like he's losing his hair. He's already lost his hair, but he's still in the fight. Oh! Clipped him with the left hand there, too. Ben Diaz is no joke, man. I'm telling you. Did anyone bet against Brian's guy?

I wanted to lose because Brian's guys are all against me. Once I shaved my head. You know what? Our sled is playing turtle right now, and he's just decoying right now. Looks like a turtle. I said, I'm thinking about growing a beard once I shave my head You know what Our sled is playing Turtle right now And he's just decoying Looks like a turtle I said I'm thinking about Growing a beard Once I shave my head

Dude that'd be Fucking sick Eddie You've got a great Head of hair Just break it down What's this hair thing man You've got great hair

Stop Let him shave it No Looks like a shader I'm trying to get Everybody on my side I know Joe wants everybody

To be in the fucking Hairless misery club No let me tell you Something man This is why. Because I think people that take Propecia and stuff, I think you're fucking your body up with that stuff. I take it. I don't take that.

I think that stuff's terrible for you. I used to. I stopped like 10 years ago. Why do you think it's bad? Because it caused depression in Ari. It caused depression. Well, Ari already had depression. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He did not. Dude. He did not. You think it was just from Propecia? Take down. There you go. Nice take down. Everybody shut up. Back up to his feet. Your boy's exhausted now. No, he's not. You think it was just from Propecia? Take down. There you go. Nice take down. Everybody shut up.

Back up to his feet. Your boy's exhausted now. No, he's not. Wasted effort. Yes, he is. He's probably on Propecia, too. You see that take down? There you go.

That Joe Benavidez did like two or three times in his last fight? Yeah. He sticks that leg. That is super legit. Henzo does that a lot. That's huge. Yeah. Henzo did that in his last MMA fight.

God, I'm sick of this yeah i'm gonna get you're sick of who commercial that's not right she does the same movie every time what's her name i forget something like amy schumer nice be nice i am dude she's nice whoa no she's a good actress what's her name she's filthy bro um what were you talking about oh propitia in our you don't think he you you don't think that he already kind of had a touch of the dog no he didn't you think it was all you're just gonna chalk it all to propitia listen it's one of the side effects one of the side effects is severe depression what happens really to brian driving. Propecia is a DHT inhibitor. The reason why it works to keep your body from losing its hair is because dihydrotestosterone, which is a derivative of testosterone, is suppressed by Propecia.

Propecia was originally Proscar, and Proscar was something they used for people with prostate enlargement. So you get on that stuff. It inhibits DHT, so your hair stops falling out, and it grows back a little bit. But it also fucks with your body, your energy levels. Dude, for me- For some people, right? This is what-

Yes, for me. For me, it wasn't very good for my boners. I still got them, but this is what happened. I stopped taking it because I ran out of it, and I forgot to get a new prescription. I know how that goes. And my dick was- It was just like this. Ten hot.

And I was like, what is happening with my dick? And then I realized, oh my God, I'm not on the Pro is happening with my dick And then I realized Oh my god I'm not on the Propecia Dude And then I realized Propecia was fucking up my boners A cat could not It would blunt his claw

Let me tell you something Let me keep going Let me keep going right now So then I got off of it And the first thing I noticed Is how much more energy I had Weird Yes

Like more energy Like lifting I could lift more I had more energy to roll I had more energy for everything I heard that And then obviously Callan's throwing

and my brother too Jay's like Jay is fucking full set of hair now so he was losing it and he got it back he was losing it yeah and it's thick as shit

and he has a huge dick he's got that kid has got huge his dick ruined my day what's it taste like it's my brother dude I like to sneak it in there

I saw his dick I mean shout out to Jay's dick your voice getting fucked up right he's tired dude It's my brother, dude. I like to sneak in there. I saw his dick. I mean, what? Shout out to Jay's dick. Your voice is getting fucked up, right? He's tired, dude. He's so exhausted. Although I am worried about the knee.

He's kind of... He's leading with his chin? No, he's coming in with his head and that's... Well, he's tired. He's making these big movements. He has to make big moves to get in because he's not a kicker and because he's not a really good striker, so he's far on the outside. So he's got to close 18, 20 inches before he makes his run.

He got poked in the eye. He got poked. Oh, now he's really fucked. Yeah, he's fucked. One eye, Kellen. One eye, tired, can't see. Oh, there you go. See, look at that kick.

Oh, now you've got a wrestler on his back. That's why he's on the outside. He got ragdolled to the ground. No, that's not ragdolled. He'll never throw that kick again. That'll be in the back of his head for the rest of his life. Every time he throws that bitch ass kick. Oh, look at that, dude.

He's just setting him up. There you go. What happened now, Joe? What happened? I don't know why he doesn't use more of this. Your boy's going to get tired. Nah, take a seat. He didn't do shit in the first round.

He's tired. It's time to take a seat. Watch this. You want to bet on this fight? Yeah, I do. Okay, how much? I'll bet you a whole dollar. One fucking million dollars.

Wow. You actually have a million dollars now. that's interesting i do although the internet if you look at my my net worth it's i think it says i'm worth 200 grand and there's a picture of brennan interesting i really know that you know for me too my my network it was a picture brennan shaw was what the fuck is wrong with people somebody's fun what's wrong with people well it said brian and i were brothers on I were brothers on Wikipedia for like 10 years. Yep. Yep.

Everybody would say that. Paulie Shore thought you were brothers for a long time. Yeah, everybody did. Well, it makes sense. Yep. Dude, that picture that Brian posted of you guys in the early 90s. Hilarious. Dude, you had some swag, dude.

Huh? Drip, drip. Right, Jamie? I was like, God damn. That's the first thing I noticed. I went, look at Rogan's fucking fashion. You guys must have dicked down everybody. I wore shiny clothes back then.

That was like 95. That's why you and I get along, bro. He was a cutie pie. I knew it. He was a good looking, he was a cutie pie. Both you guys. And the girls liked him. That's me, bro.

Look at that shit. Yeah, man. That Liberace front with the fucking leather jacket. Those biker jackets are still in. I still have that jacket. And I'm not lying He was very muscular It looks like you guys

Just like You got busted Jerking No Like a girl Just pulled her dick out Yeah And by the way

You had never smoked weed You had never done any drugs People were like Oh well the cocaine No we didn't do I'd never done Yeah we had a little bit of booze Our drug of choice was

Puh Who's that Brian you looked 16 Our drug of choice was Puh I was I was 20 I think I was 28 29 Yeah we was 20 I think I was 28, 29

Yeah, we were like I think I was 27 there, dude Yeah, good looking dudes Yeah, I was 27 You were 28 If I had a time Oh, your boy just cracked Bandejas with the right hand

That's right, dude Don't ever fucking forget about it Yeah, but he throws That bitch ass kick again He gets taken down That's just Dude, he's just Buttering him up

Oh, Mitrion vs. Karatanov Is a good one Someone needs to take that guy To Duke Rufus' place. Teach him how to throw a kick. Dude, Belto's doing that back-to-back fights again, huh? You got Mitrione, Karatanov on the 15th. When is the next fight? February 15th.

The next night's MVP versus Daly. It must be working. Do you guys want to go to Phoenix to see Kane fight Ngannou? You want to just fucking get on a fight? When is that? It's like, it's a Sunday. It's a Sunday. I could do it.

I'm thinking about just fucking flying to Phoenix. I never go to a live USC as a fan, but I want to see Kane versus Ngannou. That'd be fun. You think they'll let me in the arena, though? A hundred percent. You don't think someone's going to snipe me out? Who's going to snipe you out? I don't know.

One of Dana's goons know Come with me Come with me The four of us Oh What is the The four of us Go live We'll put fucking Snapchat cameras on our eyeglasses What is the date?

That's a great fight When is it? It's a Sunday night 17th The 17th? Let me check if you're free, Callan Yep, you're free You guys want any?

You down for that? Would you want to do that? I'd do it. I'd do it. Take a private jet. As long as it's not this weekend where I'm in Austin. Sounds like we're talking Eddie into a murder. Dude, what a fun, man.

What was that? He seemed stressed about it. Oh, look at this. Boy, your boy's got good, your DM buddy has got good takedown defense. Yes, he does. Because he knew he was fighting a wrestler, bro. Oh! Blocked. Blocked. Second round, he knew he was fighting a wrestler, bro. Oh! Blocked.

Blocked. Second round, two rounds in the book for Bandejas. Dude, Francis Kane's an epic fight. It's an epic fight. Not really. I'm thinking about going to see that. Not really. What?

How about this? What? Not even a little bit epic. Here's why. Why? Because Mr. Ngannou, all due respect, great athlete, an amazing guy. Kane's been off for two years. Okay, once again. Kane's had 150 for two years. Okay, once again.

Kane's had 150 surgeries. You want me to tell you how it goes? He's 37 years old. Cool. He has a fake skull. You want to know how it goes? Ready? Okay.

Single leg, lower single leg. Kane takes him down and then punches him in the face until it's over. I don't think so. Yeah. He might not. It could be like JDS. I think Kane gets an under. I hate to agree with brian but yeah

it's true against that wrestling you would can knock him out like jds did i think kane wins i think kate but i don't think he gets a single leg and just takes him down i think he controls him against jds part two. Ngannou is fucking dangerous. Unless you have cardio. But he's shown something. That fight, he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

Which one? Well, the Stipe fight. He thought he was going to win that fight by KO. He thought he was just going to go out there and KO him. He did land good shots on Stipe, too. Well, he fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight, and Curtis Blades is a good wrestler. Look, Ngannou's a beast.

Dude, he did fuck up Curtis Blades. He fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight. You've got to remember, he just fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight and Curtis Blades is a good wrestler. Look, and Conor's a beast. What would be more fun? He fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight. You gotta remember, he just fucked up Curtis Blades. I totally forgot about that. I didn't forget about it. That's why I went for the UFC and you're gonna have a hard time getting in the arena. Wouldn't it be way funner just to

do a fight companion? Hey guys, there's a fight going on. It would be fun to do a fight companion but all I was thinking... I was thinking you He's trying to travel. No. He travels so much. I was thinking like a little bit of a party. You're going to be taking five million pictures. A party.

Have a good time. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Goodbye. We're all married, man. No. Your boy's not going to take him down.

He hasn't taken him down yet. This is the third round, dude. It's not happening. He needs to let that go and learn how to kick with that left leg. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, boy. He's going to pummel under with that left hand. He's not happening. He needs to let that go and learn how to kick with that left leg. Oh, boy. Yeah. He's going to pummel under with that left hand. He's going to get it, and when he gets it,

he's going to circle off, and when he circles off, your boy's going to be more tired. That's why I'm a commentator. And you're an actor. Oh, there's the knee, son! Your boy got fucked. You've got to watch that knee. There's the right hand. Dude, he's fucked up. That knee was perfect. What did his right leg just do there? Archul to watch that knee. Oh, shit. It's the right hand. Dude, he's fucked up. That knee was perfect.

What did his right leg just do there? Archuleta's a wrestler. He's fine. Oh, he's in a world of shit. They don't get kneed in wrestling, B. He's in a world of shit. Your boy's in a lot of trouble, dude. Be honest.

Be honest. If you didn't know him. If you didn't know him. Nope, not even going to. That was a terrible kick. He tried something and bailed on it halfway in. You know your boy's losing the fight. You know that.

We understand that. He might not come out, bro. Is that what you think? Oh, look at this. Wait a your boy's losing the fight. You know that. We understand that. He might not come out, bro. Is that what you think? Oh, look at this. Wait a minute. Look at the aggression. Yeah, what? How long is it going to be

before he gets back up to his feet? That doesn't even count. TJ's right there. TJ's giving him Joe Daddy. They're talking to him. Yeah, what are they saying? Dude, as well as Archuleta have the best corner of every...

I'll text both of them right now. They're saying, you need to stop him. Nope, they're going, yeah, we got this. Dude, he has Cub Swanson, TJ Dillashaw And Joe Daddy Simpson

In his corner That's a hell of a corner Is it the best ever That's a hell of a corner Pretty god damn good corner Yeah Your boy's aggressive I'll tell you that

Yeah he is He's not letting go No Dude I told you I think Ben Deas is winning though Ben Deas is losing He's landed way better shots I'm collecting a dollar

At the end of this fight Not a shot Oh look at this Look at this What is that Start tapping Archuleta's probably Winning the fight joe just from control just from control nonsense i dm this guy you guys are out of your mind

oh my god it's my birthday i get what i want it would be kind of fun to do a fight companion that might be better They're the best And we never get to Really do them for big UFC's We don't have to go anywhere We don't get to do them We get fucked up

But legit Once I quit the UFC Like we should travel Like one or two in Vegas And do live companions Yeah Oh From like a dope

Why don't they let us Well I don't know If they'll let me But from like a dope Fucking suite Ooh But you want to be On the floor man Yeah I like your food truck Thing It's pretty good Well, I don't know if they'll let me. But from like a dope fucking sweet. Ooh. But you want to be on the floor, man.

Yeah, I like your food truck thing. It's pretty good. Thank you, sir. With Bader. Food truck baggers. Dude, I got so hungry looking at those steak and cheese. So did I. I texted Brendan immediately. Fuck.

They were so good, dude. Must have. And I'm doing a lobster roll one. Ooh. There's a place called, fuck, I think it's Main Lobster or something. They are the best lobster roll. I've had that. Cousins. Cousins, son. I've had that. Cousins.

Cousins, son. I've had that. They are phenomenal. Callan, I bought you one. Remember that fucking roll? The best Lops roll in the world. It's like $15 and you don't care. I don't give a fuck.

So good. I buy four of them. Brian, you're worth $200,000 according to Celebrity Net Worth. I know. So what's that? Come on. Your boy's getting fucked up. You know he's getting fucked up.

He snatched his ankle This is a disaster Look at this Watch this Just keep your hand up Look at him toying with him Toying like a cat And a mouse

Hitting air Fucking your DMs mean nothing Dude you know what else We should do companions for Big ass boxing fights too Yes Like Fury Wilder 2 I might be working it

But like Fury Wilder 2 Yeah Whatever you're working it but like yes fury wilder too yeah whatever you're not working let's do one and my tv show guys oh that'd be so much fun hey did you guys no we're not doing that hey did you see broner versus pacquiao and then broner afterwards saying that he beat that guy well we watched it in the back of my taping what the fuck i watched the whole fight after me too like what the fuck with him? Did he beat the shit out of him for real? He still had this movie downloaded. No, he just beat him. What's that?

That Roar movie. Oh, you got it? I downloaded it a long time ago. Oh, that Roar, that crazy movie with the fucking lions? What's this about? Who's the go-man? It's a guy who trained lions and did a whole movie with real lions where they wrestled them and shit and they had the lions like played actors in the movie.

Did someone die? Two people got fucked up making the movie. Oh, well they're giant cats man this is the worst movie of all time it's a pretty bad movie but it's like super dangerous because they they taunted the lions to get them to do shit in the scenes these actors definitely died during the making that movie 17 people actually died your boy got sidekicked in the body People died He's winning this round Oh, look at that

What? What are you talking about? He missed That's Capoeira, bro Oh Not enough Capoeira Stand there right there Look at this

That's it That's the third round Archuleta probably won, dude Archuleta, yeah 100% Almost to his side That guy's a stud In his debut, too

Took some hard shots Well, he's 21-1 Is that Took some hard shots Well he's 21-1 Is that his debut? No he's 21-1 Not in Bellator Probably his first fight in Bellator What's he been fighting in? Why are you saying

This is his debut Brian? I think in I don't know He wasn't fighting in Bellator for I think this is one of his What's he been fighting in Jamie? I mean 21-1 Get in there bro

Get in Jack Swagger has zero experience He's fighting in the mid-game Fourth fight in Bellator God damn it Brian Brian Get in there, bro. Get in. Jack Swagger has zero experience. He's fighting the McGregor. Fourth fight in Bellator. God damn it, Brian. Brian. Trying to hype the guy up. Just throwing shit on the wall.

Just let me throw some stuff on the wall. I thought you were friends with him. He's my buddy. Dude, you were on set one time. I did a bunch of episodes of Kingdom. Does anybody want any of this whiskey? I'm thinking Warrior. Does anybody else want any of this whiskey? I don't Warrior. Yeah. Does anybody else want any of this whiskey?

I don't do well in whiskey. You think he turns into a demon. Can't do whiskey. Indian will come out. I'll shit my pants. Pussies. What is our rating of this wine? Is it just okay?

You know what? I haven't tried it. Is it okay to mix it? I'm not too happy with it. Almost corked. Yeah, let's try the other bottle. I'm not too happy with this, those fuckers. This cost me a lot of money.

Do you know what would be great with this? Cheese, B. Cheese. Yeah, fuck that. I got some old cheese in the fridge those fuckers. This cost me a lot of money. Dude, you know what would be great with this? Cheese, B. Cheese. Yeah, fuck that. I got some old cheese in the fridge. Bastards. You just forgot the cheese? Is there anything less attractive than old cheese?

Dude, I just pretended I didn't hear it. Old cheese actually holds. If there is, it'll be fine. Dude. What the fuck's out of here? My refrigerator? Old cheese? Old cheese sitting next to a block of elk.

I would fuck those ribs up. How about government cheese? What the fuck was up with that? At school? At school, they'd give you the government cheese? They would give you a big block like a loaf and go, boom. We got government cheese. What the fuck did they put in that cheese?

Well, it's just shitty cheese. They're like, here, I'm going to try the other bar. Did you ever get food stamps When you were a kid Believe it or not My mom Qualified for one month She made too much money

She made like 200 bucks 150 bucks a week Wow But we did get it I'll never forget We got one For one month

We got food stamps And we went to The supermarket We went to Vons On Bristol I'll never forget this because my mom said get anything you fucking want because she knew it was going to be her last one so we just went straight to the cereal aisle and generally my mom would get us like toasty oats like a big sack because she knew if she brought like cocoa pebbles that shit would be gone in

like 15 minutes yeah so she would always get us like the worst cereal just so it could last. You know, so, but that time she- What'd you get, Lucky Charms? Dude, everything. What did kids do before there was sugary cereal? Cookie crisp. Honey cone. Fruity pebbles.

My chef made me a crust. Come on, man. Count Chocula. All right, who won? Who won? Let's say yes. Do you have a dollar ready? Do you have a dollar ready for me?

Yeah, dude. There's no shot your boy won. He got taken down over and over. Not really. He didn't control it. But I think he controlled it. He didn't win some big shots. Your boy landed better shots.

He won. You win. God damn it. What was the score? Do we know? Doesn't matter. It was like 100 to 0. Here's a dollar.

Here you go. That's a dollar. Here you go. That's a better fucking one. Dude, look at Frank Trigg was the ref. Did you notice that? No. I tried not to. Dude. I don't want to do it to him.

What were you going to do? That was good. I caught myself. The better angels Of your nature I'm getting better Getting better at this It's like a demon Inside of me

I just want to Blurt it out 17 Fight win streak dude That's awesome Wrestlers man Was that 35 or 45? Handsome young fella

That's a good question I think he's 45 I might be wrong though Yeah 45 right? Cause uh I don't know Gallagher's 45 right I might be wrong, though. Yeah, 45, right? Because Gallagher's 45, right? Is he 45? Pretty sure. It's hard to tell.

I'll tell you what, though. Your boy is game and hell of a fighter. Yeah, he's a hell of a fighter. Fuck. You know what, man? If there's one skill. Ooh, that nice head kick right there that he ate. If there's one skill that a fighter should have It is wrestling

Yep Right I mean God damn If you could dictate Where the fight takes place It's everything That is so giant

It's everything these days They keep showing him Getting lit up Brendan I know you're Against kicking to the knee They keep showing him Getting lit up What about stomping to the foot

Like foot stomps It's kind of It's a bitch move I remember when guys You just be like Come on It's like bro code You're like

What the fuck you doing Bro code We're stomping feet bro code. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? We're stomping feet? What kind of bitch stomps a foot? What are you doing, bro? It's obviously not going to affect the fight. It's just a bitch move. It doesn't affect the fight? Not really.

You can't feel it. You're so amped up. Now, afterwards, your foot's fucked. But during the fight, you're like, what are you doing, dude? Might as well flick me in the dick. Can you break a foot? You think you can break a foot? Maybe if you're fucking Bigfoot Silva and you stomp someone's foot.

Marco Huas used to do that shit. Yeah. You're so hard. I'm sure if you were a real bitch, you could do it. If you practiced it. If you were a real bitch. It's a bitch move. What if you broke someone's foot?

If you stomped on their foot and snapped their metacarsal? Okay, you won by foot stomp. Congrats. Wow. Damn. Yeah. Brian knows what I'm talking about I know exactly what you're talking about

I don't fucking ever stomp feet When I fight Ever You notice most people don't Most guys don't John Wick used it In the bathhouse scene Ooh

Stomped the dude's foot And shot him in the chest And shot him in the head Fitz and McDonald When is that gonna happen That's for the title That's how quick Fitz gets a shot at the title

Well it's cause it's the Welterweight tournament So anyone who fights Roy Gets a shot at the title It's pretty dope Yeah he wrestled Fuck Paul Daly And then he's immediately Getting a shot at the title. Well, it's because it's the welterweight tournament. So anyone who fights Roy gets a shot at the title. It's pretty dope. Yeah, he wrestled fuck Paul Daly and then he's immediately

getting a shot at the title. That's a good fight. It is a shot. Great wrestling. It is an interesting fight and especially if... I like it in Bellator because they're a little

more lenient in their substance detection. Oh, don't get me started. Sir? Yes. Excuse me, sir? Yes.

What are you trying to say? A little more lenient. Well, Fitch tested positive before No one gives a fuck about Look at Roy McDonald Roy McDonald looks like He works at Google right there Holy fuck

He works in the Murdering department I know Dude He's there Somebody like Leaks out some trade secrets I know

He shows up at your house With a Like metal pencil and shoves it through your forehead. He looks like a guy who's in shape, but he's an engineer. He looks exactly like the guy who plays the Riddler in Gotham. Exactly. No, he's the Canadian Psycho. Have you seen that? He's the Canadian Psycho. Exactly.

The thing at the end of the day about Rory is as much as you see his glasses, his preppy shirt, you look in his eyes and you go, yeah, I'm good. You get it. Yeah, I'm all set. I'm all set with this guy. I'm just going to go over here. I'm not going to argue with you, sir. I asked him about that on the podcast a long time ago.

You scared. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Good call. That's a crazy call.

Oh, wow. Crazy. They're identical. That's crazy crazy call Wow Damn it Oh wow Crazy That's crazy Virtually identical That's crazy That's nuts In every angle It's not just certain angles

It's every angle Oh my god look at that one That's crazy Dude they're twins Look at that That's crazy Same dude Look at him on TV

And look at Rory Wow That is crazy And Rory hates this shit Cause I told him he should go by Canadian Psycho And he didn't Look at that right there Look at that right there That's crazy That's impressiveory hates this shit. Because I told him he should go by Canadian Psycho, and he didn't. Look at that right there. Look at that right there.

That's crazy. That's impressive. Dude, Fitch is a thick dude. Fitch is a stud. Fitch is a fucking savage, but he's been in the game a long, long time. At Welterweight, there's an argument. He's one of the top six. He didn't lose.

He lost twice. Look at his record. They fucked him over GSP fucked him up John I mean Hendrix Johnny Hendrix fucked him up

He's a very very tough guy Dude he went on a fucking streak For a long time He's an animal No doubt about it Animal Yeah my boy Jake Hager Also known as Jack Swagger y'all

He beat Eric Silva When Eric Silva was Not under the care of USADA How big is that guy? Is he bending? Is he not able to fit in that room? He's taller than me. The fuck?

He's a giant, dude. They say 6'7". That's bullshit. Oh, my God. He's 6'5", and he wrestled at Oklahoma, and he beat Kane twice in overtime. Holy shit. And they're getting him to fight a guy who makes meatball subs for a living. Meatball subs.

Oh, my God. Oh, boy. I like that right hand That one right there Dude I like his shoulders I like the chicken and waffles Roscoe's in the background Representing

Dude that guy's about to get When was the last time He ate at Roscoe's Dude When I was In Vegas For fight week When

Tony fought Anthony Pettis They got this Chicken and waffle place I forget what it's called But it's a, they got this chicken and waffle place. I forget what it's called, but it's a chain. Dude, I eat chicken and waffles every fucking day, dude.

It's a delicious combo. Jesus Christ, I forget the name of it, but it's a chain. It's a good way to get fat. Dude, I heard Mac's always in Dublin right now. Yeah, it was hilarious. Vacation?

He did a whole thing, a series of posts From a whiskey place Talking about Greatest whiskey Is the best whiskey In Ireland And people are like He's throwing shade

He's throwing shade I love that How is he throwing shade They paid him They paid him to go out there He's the fucking Featherweight champion Of the planet

Superstar He goes out there They paid him But they paid him To go to Dublin So whoever did that Was he directly competing They made him a bottle with his name on it.

Who did that? The whiskey company. They made a bottle for him. Jameson? Oh, dude, what a classic move. Classic move. Wow. Fuck your proper whiskey.

Fuck proper. Check this out. Fuck it. Wow. Yeah. Champ Champ what? And I'm a fan of the proper whiskey. However-

Have you tried it? I'm not a whiskey guy. Why don't you try some Buffalo Trace motherfuckers? I don't know good whiskey That could be piss Is that a good whiskey? Oh it's very good Really?

I'll try it Is that on rocks? Are you ready for this? Hold up You ready for this? This company was established in 1773 It's not an ad right now It is an ad

Oh it is At the beginning of the podcast it's an ad Hold on This is a legitimate That's a Truman show I like a good whiskey This is the 1700s Really podcast It's not Hold on This is a legitimate Truman show They've been around Since the 1700s Really

Where's your fucking glass I don't have one apparently Brian you're scared No I understand It's your birthday Get fucked up No I got my rap party later Wrap these nuts in your mouth

What What are you talking about What do you mean rap party This is the rap party bro I wrapped my TV show I'll just have a sip of his I'll have a sip of Brian's You don't want to do it.

I don't want to waste it. Try it. Tell me what's up. What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah. That's beautiful.

That's beautiful. That's a beautiful whiskey. That's real. What does that call shit? Buffalo Trace. That's a beautiful whiskey. No bullshit. This shit's really been around since the 1700s.

Really? Yeah. It's smooth. Would I say the oldest running whiskey in the country? Oldest running distillery On the planet earth That's a smooth whiskey That's real shit bro I love a good whiskey

That's real shit I like Blanton's I like that I like Nika Coffee Grain Oof Little Jack's Coffee Grain I don't like This is

I don't like whiskey And that is smooth as fuck Smooth as fuck That's got caramel in it Beautiful It's earthy caramel Correct sir Earthy?

Yeah Some earth and some caramel That's weird what people Would get with wines Oh it's got tann it. Beautiful. It's earthy caramel. Correct, sir. Earthy? Yeah, some earth and some caramel. That's weird what people get with wines. Oh, it's got tannins. Hey, I just said that because I heard Calum say it before. How about this? It's not earthy. I don't know what earthy tastes like.

I don't know what earth tastes like. How about this? I'm with my buddy. It's nice, man. Who made a lot of money. A lot of money. Come on, Greg. Hold on.

Conversations. I go to my buddy. I'm with my buddy. He made a lot of money. Whatever you think is a lot, he made more. Wow. We go to the vault and the sommelier is there and he's looking at wines

that are you know $700 something crazy so we're going to get a crazy wine drink a bunch eat a bunch of caviar and he goes

and she said how would you describe this I've never had this but I've had the sister wine and she said it's like getting roundhouse kicked in the face

by a ballerina and I went the chick said this that's really how you're going to describe this wine? It tells me nothing. Was it nice? That makes me think you're an asshole. Dude, I don't have a drink. Exactly. This might be my fucking drink.

Ballerina roundhouse kicks me in the face. I'm like, I'm hanging around with the wrong girl. I got to get the fuck out of here. Not me. I think. It's filthy. This bitch kicked me in the face. Filthy.

I think filthy. Yeah, but a girl kicks you in the face, she's definitely going to call TMZ. You ever had a girl hit you? TMZ. I had a girl swing at me once, back when I was fighting. And I saw her hand come up, and I saw her shoulder go back, and I saw her right hand come my way, and I'm like, I don't believe this is even happening. Did you double leg a bitch?

I ducked under her, and I just grabbed her. I had a girl reach down. I ducked under the right hand and grabbed her. I didn't even think about hitting her, because it was so i had a girl reach down grab a boot i said you're being dumb i didn't say you're dumb i said you're being well that's not nice she's trying to hit you uh she didn't just try to hit me she reached down she goes i'm dumb she didn't say i said you're being done i say you're dumb she goes i'm dumb and i went and before i could get out she fucking she was athletic

she reached down grabbed my boot she grabbed my boot by the you know and swung so hard and I remember

I ducked I just saw it coming and I just went I ducked and it made a it crashed into my closet you know and it just went

and made a huge hole was this back when you didn't have a doorknob that's true sir that was the house yes first time I went over when you didn't have a doorknob? That's true, sir. That was the house. Yes. First time I went over to Brian's house, he has no doorknob.

Yep. Like, there's a hole. Yep. He was a pro. I pushed his door open. Jesus, dude. And I go, bro, you don't have a doorknob? He's like, ah, I gotta get it fixed.

So one day, a homeless lady walked into his house and started making breakfast. I had two pitbulls, too. He was asleep. A homeless lady was making breakfast in his kitchen. She bulls too. He was asleep. A homeless lady was making breakfast in his kitchen. She's like,

you got a really nice house. Just chilling. I actually wasn't asleep. I came home and the neighbors were freaking out. They called the cops to come in

and she goes, and I'm in there and she's making me a whole meal. And my dogs were there and she's like, honey, you got it going on.

You got it going on. And the cops came. I was like, no, no, it's fine. I go, thank you, sweetheart. There was no doorknob. Who called cops came. I was like, no, no, it's fine. I go, thank you, sweetheart. There's no doorknob. Who called the cops, though? The neighbors.

There was no doorknob. She was making me a full meal. It was fantastic. Makes sense. You fucked her, too. I was going to say, not terrible looking. Really? Back then, I was like, you know what?

Maybe. Roll the dice, fucking. I mean, if you had a little less crack, a year before the crack epidemic Maybe Dude when I When I first started training The girls I would date

Because I was training all the time Would Whenever we'd get in an argument They'd hit me Not in the face They'd always punch me Or push me I hated it

Because you're so big I hated it Because they didn't get away with it Correct Because it's like hitting a punching bag Not cool man Nothing's going to come their way Correct

And then I remember I was living in this basement With all these roommates And me and my girl at the time were fighting and i was like lifting a lot it's probably 265 at the time and uh she did something that horrible i forget what but it pissed me off and there's a couch and i wanted to leave and i remember i was like just fucking do it i lifted up the couch and to me me, I thought it was a heavy couch, but it was like one of those Ikea couches. This thing went poof and fucking hit the ceiling, landed on the wall. And she's like, oh my God. I was like, oh shit.

And then you fucked her. She got hot. No, she wanted to call the cops. I'm like, for throwing a sofa? I didn't mean to launch this shitty sofa. Can you get in trouble for throwing a sofa? I don't think you can. I don't think so. If the cops came, you'd be like, I didn't throw it. They have to. Can you get in trouble for throwing a sofa? I don't think you can. I don't think so.

If the cops came, you'd be like, I didn't throw it. They have to arrest someone if it's a domestic violence call. So even if it's not true, they got to take me away. Yeah, but if it's not violence, if the cops come. Hashtag no Greg Hardy. But if the cops come and you say, I didn't do anything violent to her. I just got mad and I threw the sofa over there. Yeah, but then crazy bitches go, yeah.

I know a guy who did that with a girl he started clawing his own arms oh yeah he's kind of a pussy just his own bit yeah but that's your face but then i talk about that my that's my joke where i talk about your you sometimes you get so mad at a girl that you want to kill yourself i don't think that's what happened i think he did that because he thought that that was going to fucking do it to him. He thought that she was going to call the cops. They were screaming at each other, and they probably thought the neighbors heard. And he's like, I'm going to just fucking.

He just started clawing himself. Yeah, but I told you the story where I was breaking up with a girl. It's like foot stops. You remember that story I told you where I was breaking up with a girl. She was moving out of my house She started opening my windows going Stop hitting me Oh yeah And I was like closing the windows

Dude this looks like an even match We know you don't hit me Look at this fight they're setting Dude look at the jeans He looks like the He's gonna fight in those jeans He's gonna fight in those jeans From Orange County Choppers

He's gonna fight in those jeans Just so he can get dressed quick On the way out What a beast Yeah this is a set Here's the fight Ready take down Ground and pound

Stoppage In a minute Quickly Yes Yeah this is a set. Here's the fight. Ready? Take down. Ground and pound. Stoppage. In a minute. Quickly. Yes. Yeah. This is a setup. I don't like that. Is that his debut?

He's never fought before. Okay. So have him fight in a smaller organization. Or not. Just feed him to these fucking... He shouldn't be in jeans? He shouldn't be in jeans? It's not disrespectful to him and it's not disrespectful to the sport, but it's disrespectful to a large-scale organization to have a guy who's a guy

who's coming in from pro wrestling, who's got a big fan base, do it the right way, and then eventually make your way into a big organization. Greg Hardy. What are you talking about? He's a co-main event on ESPN. Well, how'd that go? How'd that work out? Awful.

We watched it together, and we were clowning the whole time. Yeah, it was a joke. It was a joke. Well, I knew that guy was fading quick. We were talking about it we were clowning The whole time Yeah it was a joke It was a joke Well I knew that guy Was fading quick We were talking about it In your green room Yeah

I was like he's fading I don't like the way he's stepping He looks exhausted He tired out quick Then he hit that dude With an illegal knee Do you think he's still Going to be in the UFC

After that? 100% They've invested too much in him Dana said he's going to Give him another fight Really? Wow Interesting

It's a bummer But that's the life we live And what do you do with them? What do I do with them? Francis Ngannou. Wouldn't his learning curve? I give him Derek Lewis and give him the fuck out of it.

I go, oh, you like to hit women? Here's Derek Lewis who came from a domestic violence home. He's pretty good. Enjoy this. Oh,

you want to be a fighter? Here's Derek Lewis. Derek! Derek! Derek's injured right now, right? It doesn't matter. How many fights

has Greg Hardy had? Was that his'd be his fourth He had three on The Whatever Well the guy like that Who was a pro bowler Really athletic

Wouldn't his learning curve Be very very steep Or quick Wouldn't he He has the potential There's too much There's too much to download Especially at his age

He's 30 So you gotta download A lot of information So maybe he's working A lot on striking But you can't cover Jiu j kickboxing wrestling no matter who you are no it doesn't matter yeah you know take herschel walker it doesn't matter if they're that great of an athlete takes a fucking while to learn the skill man well herschel walker was a world-class athlete and a

lifelong martial artist correct different animal yeah different but i'm saying even if you take an athletic like lebron james saying even if you take an athletic, like LeBron James would struggle if you threw him to the UFC. I firmly believe that Herschel Walker would have given a lot of dudes a hard fucking time. At his age or if he started earlier? Even in his 40s. Even in his 40s. I think he was such a fucking freak stud of an athlete.

He's such an outlier. Yeah, such an outlier. He would have given a lot of guys. He had world-class speed. He had 235. He was running Olympic speed. Well, he's in the Olympics. Yeah.

I mean, he was such a freak. Super freak. Just such an unbelievable, and a real martial artist. Like, he really had skills. Like, when I first saw him fight the UFC, I was like, or Strikeforce, rather, I was like, oh, my God. Like, he can actually fight. Like, dudes are scared of him. Like, he was moving in the right way.

He wasn't doing anything wrong. He was taking guys down, smashing them. And the physical power that he had was just scary. Well, his body is so stupid. Ridiculous. And also the team he trained with, AK. He did it right. He went to the right place.

And they gave him the right fights. It was good. But if he started younger, you'd have a real problem on your hands. Real problem. Real problem. Real problem. If you wanted to be an actual fighter. It's interesting because when you get elite athletes, how many of them actually want to fight?

Who's the most elite athlete in the UFC? In the UFC? I think Yoel Romero. Yes. 100%. I think you're right. And he's a wrestler, Cuba. In Cuba, it's either boxing or wrestling.

Yeah, but remember, Yoel Romero is a freak and so amazing because he came to MMA at what, 35? Yeah. 30? Yoel Romero is going to be 62 years old walking on the beach with a dick

like a fucking Quaker Oats box. Yeah. Hanging between his legs. Correct. Dude, he's fighting a fucking homeboy. The other dying piece.

Yeah. Paulo Costa. Eddie Bravo sent us a fucking tweet that does that. I just reposted's the fucking tweet that day that i just said it to us but it's hilarious that's some private shit okay i didn't make that it was a meme you don't make me that i know but it's so we got a little i'm sending it to jamie right now it's fucking great i didn't make the meme up who is this guy who is this guy you would is this guy? You would never do that.

J.W. Kaiser. I don't do memes. He's some guy who's about to get fucked up, Brian. Don't need to download his information. Yeah, forget about it. The guy coming up,

Jack Swagger's the guy you should probably take notice of. Okay. I'm not mad at the Bellator girls. I'm not mad at all. Oh, dude. Mercedes? I'm not mad at all.

Oh, my. Yeah. Wow. Paula Costa and Yoel Romero For sure have the best bodies 100% 100% Ever

You toss Luke Rockhold Pound for pound Yeah but Luke Rockhold's longer And thinner He's beautiful He's a model He's beautiful But

There's a big difference He doesn't look like a gorilla Look at this Yoel Romero versus Paul Acosta He's not a Who made that? Who made that? I don't know.

It's fucking great. Eddie said that to us today. We're fucking crying. Howling. Howling. I did not make that. No, but you said that. I did not make that.

You did make it. I don't even agree with it. I agree with it. I sent it to you guys. I agree with it. This is private. And it went to the UFC. I agree with it.

Damn. You have to agree with it. That was private. I agree with it. I don't even want to know what to say right now. I'm fucking outraged. Let me say that shit. You stay off the whiskey, bro.

Nah, I'm kidding. I'm trying to get fired. They call me in this week to do fucking the breakdown shit. Fight breakdowns. I think you should out-attest two more. That dude's got a Bellator tattoo on his back. Oh shit he does. It's like slash Bellator

slash the United States of the Caribbean slash 300 movies slash Johnny Depp. as hell. Imagine if a guy had all Johnny Depp's tattoos. That'd be sick.

Now the other guy's a pro wrestler I don't know anything about him. Yeah in the NWF for a long time. I'm going to go for this. I think this guy's going to win. Anyone want to bet?

Let's bet 10 bucks. I'll bet you the dollar that I lost on time. I'm going to go for this. Cain Velasquez. I think this guy's going to win. Anyone want to bet? Let's bet $10. I'll bet you the dollar that I lost on Brian. No, $20. $20. $20. All right. Did I take that dollar? I actually took it, didn't I?

Nice. Nice. Eddie, it's such a sign. You're the guy that doesn't think CM Punk should have gotten a shot. And now you're favoring this pro wrestler? Whoa, whoa. See, that's the problem Eddie CM Punk doesn't have

Any amateur background This dude beat Cain Velasquez Twice in college Oh he's a wrestler Legit wrestler I take that I don't want to take your money

I take it back Jack Swagger Beat Cain Velasquez In college Wrestled at Oklahoma Had offers from Oklahoma State Everyone And went to

What's his real name Jack Hager Swagger's a good name? Jack Hager. Hager's a good name. Handsome guy. Handsome guy. Great dude. Really good dude. 17 feet tall. Humble, too. Pretty humble. What is he? 6'7"? Taller than you. It's his birthday. He's tall. He's not 6'7". What is this? It's his birthday.

It's vitamins. Take a really good look. Don't take it on, Jay. Take a hit. Take his birthday. It's Brian birthday Don't take it I gotta drive Take a hit Don't take it I gotta drive It's Brian's birthday It's Brian's birthday It's your birthday

One hit Take a hit It's your birthday It's your birthday You have a Tesla It's self-driving You have a Tesla One hit bro

Will I be cool? You're gonna be so much funner On the set of whatever The fuck you're doing Elon Musk took a hit I just wanna be friends With you guys Come on

Just don't inhale That's all. Do it, bro. It's your birthday. Come on, bro. It's your birthday. It'll make me sluggish. It'll make me sluggish like you guys.

Killer Mike's like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Killer Mike, dude. Come on, bro. All right, that's good. I don't want you getting crazy. Look. That's nothing.

That was nothing. Take a hit. Come on, man. Is it tobacco? Elon Musk took a big ass hit. No, it's fucking Cheech and Chong here. There you go. Let me see. Blow it out. That's nothing. Come on, man. Is it tobacco? Elon Musk took a big ass hit. There you go. Let me see.

Blow it out. You got nothing. It's his birthday. I can't smoke weed, man. Dude, no one's got your birthday. You know what? It's not your birthday. Fuck it. I'm only a wine guy.

Oh, shit. Look at this. Who is this? Turn this up. I want to hear him. Looks like it. Oh, it's OSP. No, it's OSP. He's got nice pants and shoes

Ovin St. Prue is rapping No Is that what you said Check the pants and the shoes I think you might approve What is he doing We the people Oh my god

Oh that's his walkout song Oh Well Lucky for us What do you think about The pants and the shoes Brandon I like the red jeans But I don't like

The white shoes with it. Eddie, let me ask you this. Do you ever think you'd get into fashion, or are you just like me? You know what? If I was single, I'd be all up in fashion. I'd be hanging out with Brendan. Dude, you liked fashion back in the day. What are you talking about?

That vintage moto jacket? If you saw how bad my style was, this is what I would wear. I would wear bowling shirts that were very flashy. I would find them, and they were shiny, and I'd wear them on would wear bowling shirts that were very flashy. I would find them and they were shiny and I'd wear them on stage. We were probably headed to a show. Brian and I were probably on our way out to a show. Brian, do you have any idea where we were going in that photo when we were 12?

Yeah, I know exactly where we were going. Where were we going? You had performed at the Gotham Comedy Club. Shout out to my boy, Chris Mazzilli. And you crushed, and we were with Patty Jenkins in fact. And you crushed the room and you and you crushed and we were with Patty Jenkins in fact and you crushed the room

I remember you crushed it and then we were with my friend Marie I wasn't very funny back then long ago what do you mean you weren't

what year what year was that you used to crush rooms what year oh dude in 90 remember him in 98 99 when he would do

the tiger fucking you would crush rooms They still play those sets on series I've never seen anybody I've actually maybe never seen anybody crush room The way you When you would do that shit when you were younger It was nuts

You'd come off completely drenched in sweat You don't want any? Oh look at Shout out to Baby Slice Kimbo Slice's son Is that true? He's got a Yeah bro his name's Baby Slice Alright man Fuck dudeice's son. Is that true? You just got to. Yeah, bro. His name's Baby Slice.

All right, man. Fuck, dude. I don't know. Shit, I got to go. No, you don't, bro. Where's your wrap-out parties end? I got to go to. It doesn't start until you get there.

Yeah, when does the party end? Midnight. But it's your show, right? Yeah, so I got to. It's 7.30, B. What time does it start? 8? It starts at 7, but I got time.

Oh, dude. Yeah, 8.30. Wait a couple hours. Wait for the food to get out, bro. Bro. Imagine if you get there and there's no one there. If you go there now, you're going to be met with the extras who have scripts for you. Yeah.

Hey, Brian, I want to talk to you about this independent film. Dude, let me on your podcast. On your podcast. Do you have people try to get on your podcast you don't want on your podcast? What do you do? All the time We have some issues And we blame each other

I go You gotta talk to Brian He books all of it That's what I do Brian blames me He goes you gotta talk to Shab He books it I just say this

I say the truth I say we have sponsors No you don't And there's a They don't let you I called them They said no We hear about it

We hear about it from our sponsors And also Brendan doesn't like you I say those things Oh dear So your homeboy's 36? Hager's 36? Yeah, he wrestled for 12 years out of college. I like how he's going with his real name.

He wrestled. He has to. That's legit. Like, you know The Rock can't go as The Rock in movies anymore? Otherwise, WWE gets a percentage of it. What? Because they own the name The Rock. Yeah.

Oh, so he's a legit professional wrestler, as in? WWE for 12 years. Wow. But before that, Wrestled at Oklahoma Like legit wrestling How bad And played Oh and got a

Hold up First of all This is how much of an athlete he is Got a scholarship To play football at Oklahoma And then was like Eh I don't know about this And went and did wrestling instead

Jesus Freak Jesus Freak Oklahoma's as big as they get He was there the same time I was there And they were So he's a walk on?

Was he a walk on? I'm not I think they gave him a scholarship there. So he's a walk-on? Was he a walk-on? I think they gave him a scholarship. To both? Yeah, he's a monster. So did he wrestle in high school as well? Yeah. This guy looks, I'm sorry, all due respect, that guy looks like a regular guy, doesn't he? He sells cheesesteaks.

Dude, he sells tires. Is that true? Yes. At Discount Tires. All right, well, so this is his first. If this guy is listening at one point in his life, no disrespect, bro. No. No, tires are fucking tough. He's in there. He might win by knockout. By the way, he's in his life, no disrespect, bro. No. No, Tyrus is fucking tough.

He's in there. He might win by knockout. By the way, he's in there. You got to respect that. Imagine if that Tyrus salesman just fucking hits him with a hammer. He got himself in there. Yeah, he's a professional fighter. He'll beat the shit out of me.

Ah, Mike Beltran. Now, could Mike Beltran beat him up? Yes. Well, Mike Beltran would kill him with his mustache. Correct. He's got that shit ready in case a motherfucker slips. He's a good man. Mike Beltran is a brown belt in jiu-jitsu.

He's a legit referee, too. Also one of the best refs and legit person. Yeah, really good guy. Super smart. Great guy. He always gives you a real warm hug, and he's a very, very good referee. And his beer smells like olives. I'd say he's the top three referee on the planet.

100%. 100%. And a great guy. You know, there's a few. Well, I don't even want to put them in order. You don't have to. three referee in the planet hands down 100 and a great guy you know there's a few well i want i don't know what i i don't even want to put them in order because you don't have to here's one who doesn't get enough love josh rosenthal oh oh we got clipped oh boy well guess what here's a wrestling dude here it comes rosenthal didn't get left because he's gone for eight years no no he wasn't

gone for that boy he went away he went away for no i don't even think it was three he went away He went away for, no, I don't even think it was three. He went away for a while. Oh, how dare you. He got six years, right? I think, I don't know. Over some shit that he wouldn't be throwing in jail. Yeah, that's legal. I'm saying, I love Josh.

He's the best. But I'm just saying, he went away for a hot minute. Yeah, there was also, I think you have guns and it's not just pot. You get caught with guns and pot together. That's a no-no. Even if you have the guns legally. I think there's a lot of shit. Your boy Swagger's about to.

Your boy Swagger's about to. Submit him. Well, he's in half guard. Via the power, the Ron Waterman fucking key lock. Can't he go with that, with the old key lock? You can win a Kimura from half guard. Fuck yeah. You definitely can.

He's got it. He just needs to sit back. There you go. Yeah. Well, don't do the straight arm. He's not sure how to do it though, is he? No, he does. He's trying to power his just needs to sit back. There you go. Yeah. Well, don't do the straight arm. He's not sure how to do it, though, is he? No, he does. He's trying to power his way through it.

Who did Matt Hughes tap somebody with a Kimura from half guard? That's my shit. Matt Hughes tapped Joe Riggs with a Kimura from half guard. Oh, shit. I believe. Oh, that was a big elbow that just missed. Head and arm. Get that head and arm.

Once wrestlers, like a real wrestler gets a hold of you, like a Matt Hughes or this character, you just. Oh, Jesus. Shit. The gorilla strength. That could be it right there. Gorilla strength. Those elbows, dude.

You know who's one of the strongest people I've ever, football, NFL, UFC? Who? Bobby Lashley. Oh, Jesus. That motherfucker is, hashtag no racist, gorilla strong. Yeah. Fucking. Really?

Will squeeze your dick off. He's so jacked. He's a bad situation for every guy. And such a good wrestler. He's so jacked. He's a bad situation for a guy like Bob. And such a good wrestler. Yeah, so jacked. I mean, he might have the most muscle. Get that head and arm. Get that head and arm.

Oh, that's the smash. He's got the smash. No, he's pushing up. He's pushing up. He's still trapped in half guard. It's over. It doesn't matter. It depends on how tough this guy is.

It doesn't matter. It's over. I don't know, man. It's over. And that's it. See? Tap. Eddie Bravo.

Jack Slager, baby. Congrats. That See Tap Eddie Bravo Jack Slager baby Congrats That's why Eddie Bravo Teaches Jiu Jitsu Look at him He looks good man Well now Huge guy man

Big guy Huge Jesus Christ And a competitor Yeah I mean he has some work to do Obviously But he looks great

For sure he does And he's gonna get on the mic And rip a great promo Yeah but That's what he does Let's hear the promo We'll definitely hear the promo He's a heel,

so you know he's good on that line. But listen, that guy's fucking tough. That guy fought. That guy's, I mean, he gutted it out for as long as he could.

Don't look at me while I'm saying this. Look at Brendan's soft glare. Brendan's giving you the soft glare. He's a soft guy. We call that the soft glare. He might not be the most skillful, and he definitely couldn't handle this huge top flight.

Oh! Probably didn't belong in there with a guy that athletic and strong. Hey, Brandon, let me ask you this. How many guys you know that have fucked up, chipped up elbows? That's a super common thing, right? Here? Yeah. How fucked up are yours?

That's shit floating around in here. Little bone chips and shit? Jesus Christ. And I wasn't a big elbow guy. Just life. Did you ever see that picture of Jacare? Jacare went to the hospital to get bone chips. Yes.

He had his elbow. No. Fucking nuts. Dude, it was like, you know how they, on your table, they put like a little, you ever see that picture of jacare what jacare went to the hospital to get bone chips yes no fucking nuts dude it was like like you know they took a table they put like a little cup of nuts yeah on your table when you go to a nice restaurant that's when you're on the airplane macadamia nuts yeah that's what it looked like like airplane airplane nuts yeah when they drop the nuts off that's what it was in his elbow what but just look at me that's it right there oh no that's all the shit From Jacare's elbow What the fuck Yeah bro

Listen When you just won't tap Like Jacare Did you ever see that Was it It wasn't Abu Dhabi What was it Was it the Mundials

When he got armbarred By Hodger And he wouldn't tap And Hodger broke his arm And he tucked his arm In his jacket And won a decision Oh Christ

Do you remember that Oh my god Elbows Hodger tucked his arm Was it Hodger Hodger tucked his arm Again Oh I'm wrong arm in his jacket and won a decision? I don't remember. Do you remember that? Hodger tucked his arm. Was it Hodger? Hodger tucked his arm. Again, oh, I'm wrong. Who tapped him, though?

It wasn't Jacare, was it? No, was it Bouchesha? Did you ever roll with Bouchesha? Well, somebody did. Didn't the same thing happen with Jacare, though? I feel like Jacare got his arm broken and he would not tap and he wound up winning the fight. I know. I know that happened

with Roger. That happened with Vinny Magalhaes and Fabricio Verdum. That's true. That happened there too. Fabricio had Vinny Magalhaes. Roger Gracie breaks

Jacare's arm. Yes, thank you. Jesus Christ. Don't ever question my fucking goofy memory. That memory that makes no sense. Roger also tucked

his away too. Yeah. So Jacare got his arm fully snapped and just would not fucking tap. How good is Jacare, by the way? Well, how good is Hodger? Hodger's breaking his arm. I mean, I meant Hodger. He almost tapped

there, it looked like. He almost tapped. So he gets out, and when he gets out, his arm is fucksville. So they stand him back up again. Now watch when they stand him back up again. He realizes his arm is fucked, and so he can't use it. So check this. He tucks it in his fucking belt. Dude.

Savage. What a tough one. Savage. Wouldn't tap. Won the decision. Dude, Jacare's such an animal. Animal. Did they give him a fight?

I think Jacare's fighting soon. I think he's got a good fight. It's a good fight, right? Who is it? Who is it? Oh, Jesus. Just one. You might as well, dude.

I'm not drinking this. Okay, okay, okay. It's a little wine, dude. It's a little red wine. Everybody calm down. Who is... It's Brian's birthday. Fuck, man.

It's my birthday. I can't have a couple glasses. You want to talk conspiracy? What the fuck is his birthday? No chemtrails, please. It is his birthday. The fuck? He already believes that the moon landing is real So It is a good point

Yeah Back on that Yeah We did I just want to talk A little conspiracy To that MLK thing What do you think of that being

Because you're kind of A government show I listen to half the Mike Baker I like Mike Baker I didn't hear anything about that That's later It's towards the end It's one of the last things

I wanted to ask him In the last half hour of the show There's a lot of YouTube videos On that By the way MLK I went down that rabbit hole. That being a conspiracy theory,

that's just one of the conspiracy theories. I think most, like there's the John Lennon one too. You know what I mean? For sure. But just MLK, for sure, he was disrupting this, he was bringing people together

in a way that could disrupt power. Masses. Look at the difference in body types. This is ridiculous. It's like a before and after. And then there's other conspiracy theories where Martin Luther King was just a shill. There's one of those. There's pictures of him and the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers hanging out partying.

Dude, they said he used to have parties and fuck just white girls. Well, I would too if I was him. Me too. That's the move. That's the move. That's another But that conspiracy theory For sure he probably

Met those people Because for sure They probably wanted To meet him It's not like You're either in Or you're out With a group like that

Well it isn't just About those two pictures I mentioned There's YouTube videos On MLK Are you giving the promo Being Let me hear this

Let me hear this Is he screaming? What did he say something about Oklahoma? He said Oklahoma stand up But there's no one in there But they're in LA So it's tough Yeah

Oklahoma stand up You got like two dudes in the audience And they're lying They're lying that they're from Oklahoma Fuck yeah We need Ox to I drove through once I drove through once

Big John McCarthy. That elbow is what set everything up for you. You hit it with a huge strike. What were you thinking when you were on the ground with him? I was trying to slow everything down in my mind. Keep control. Good answers. Trying to slow everything down in his mind.

I know I was going to get that big elbow in there. It's just a matter of. You know, with a guy like this, you almost wish he got in it 10 years ago. You know? Yeah. He can do some work at Bellator Heavyweight, though. With that wrestling background. He'd probably win the whole thing.

If he can figure out a way to not get hit, you know? He's huge. Giant Viking. What does he weigh? Brendan, you know? 235. 265. Sorry, man. I'm high as fuck. I was looking. I bought that 245. What does he weigh? Brendan, you know? 2.65. Sorry, man.

I'm high as fuck. I was looking. 2.37. 2.45. I was trying to listen to that. 2.45? I think they said it. No, he's 2.40 something.

He's a big fucking dude. Do you think there's a point of like where you're too big? Do you think like some people think 2.65 is like too big? Too big. Really? 2.40. Look at all the champions. Steve A. 2.40.

Kane 2.40. JDS 2.40. 2.35. It all depends on how you're trying to big. Really? 240. Look at all the champions. Steve Bate, 240. Kane, 240. JDS, 240. You know what? It all depends on how you're training. Fedor, 235. You could be 300 pounds. If you train right. Yeah, could Fedor be a 205er? Guys, you can't talk over each other, bro.

Come on, bro. You could be 300 pounds and athletic. The problem is, in in my opinion as far as jujitsu goes the bigger the guy the less training partners he has to really get real rolls in with so they end up

like not really training right and that's why generally speaking the bigger the guy in jujitsu the less technique he has because he's used to rolling day after day just using his weight and his power. It's not his fault.

Yeah. You know what I mean? But if you got a dude that's 285 pounds and somehow he had like a billionaire backer and he just got all these big guys, like every day he had 15 15 20 big guys to roll with yes see that's an example buchesha is a big motherfucker and he's super technical yeah super technical moves like a cat yeah so um it just it's just the bigger the guy the the

the shittier the training yeah you. Same for girls, too, right? Nobody wants to roll with the big dudes. Yeah, you'd have to put together a super camp. Big guys come through, and they quit jiu-jitsu often because no one will roll with them. I think that's a big reason why DC's as good as he is and Kane's as good as he is. 100%. Those two fucking superheroes smashing into each other every day. Fuck yes, you are correct.

fucking superheroes smashing into each other every day. Fuck yes. You are correct. Luke Rockhold told me that when Kane was healthy, without question, baddest guy on the planet. No. And gave all of them, all of them. He was a nightmare for all of them. Dude, DC said he was healthy.

He goes, brother. Beats all of them. Yeah, and this is off my everything. He goes, dude, I'm telling you. We've never seen anything like healthy Kane. Yeah, nobody likes him. We can't fuck with him. No one DCs with him.

DC said to me that he goes, if that guy was healthy, he goes, I really watch Kane and I train with Kane. I can't beat that dude. He said, I can't beat that guy. And DC was saying it just with 100% humility and just saying, look, the guy was the best. I wish there was a way to find out who really was the best. Because the most accomplished is Stipe. And he doesn't get into the picture enough, and it's not his fault. Oh, Aaron Pico's fighting next.

Fuck yes. Because with Stipe, look, he did what he had to do. He won the title. But the guys that he fought in that time period were not the best of the best. It wasn't like he fought Kane when Kane fought JDS2. Oh, my God. That fucking fight, bro. And that's Kane when Kane fought JDS too. Oh my God. That was vintage pain. And that's prime JDS.

JDS was a motherfucker. But also the argument to that too, Fedor went undefeated for what, seven years? That is a good argument. And Mr. Pico, you know what I'm saying? They did all the Picos. So it didn't matter. They did everything. And he went undefeated.

We don't know what Fedor did, but we know that they definitely let people do things. So whether or not he did anything or didn't do anything is just purely speculation. I'll leave that up to you. I mean, I bet my life on it, but not a big deal. But some people over there were definitely doing stuff, and they were encouraging him. All the stuff. And we know people that went over there where they encouraged these people to take stuff. So whether he did or didn't.

And Fedor was undefeated for seven years at that level. Seven years. But my point was that take everything aside, leave all that go. What Fedor has that none of them have is that motherfucker will catch arm bars off his back like a lightweight. That's the one thing that separates him from everybody. People would throw him through the air. He would hit the ground, and five seconds later, he'd have you in something. But also his technique was so unconventional.

You can't train that. His hands down at his hips and shit, it's weird. He's timing, too. Wing punches at you. He could take a shot. I mean, the Fujita fight, remember when he went on rubber legs in the Fujita fight? He got fucking rocked, man. Not to mention, the biggest thing, dude had dad bod during all this.

All of it. Didn't give a fuck. Run through the mountains with fucking trees. Ate all the corn. That's what I feel like That's what I feel like Strong weird shit on the side Oh here's something about Fedor

That people told me You know his favorite restaurant What Red Lobster That motherfucker loves Red Lobster You know his favorite clothing store What Abercrombie and Fitch

Well it smells good in there What's up now Dropping fucking gems Red Lobster Motherfucker can't get enough Of the shrimp scampi I guess I guess if you're from another country You don't know any better is good in there. What's up now? Dropping fucking gems. Red lobster. Well, I fucking can't get enough of the shrimp scampi, I guess. I guess if you're from another country, you don't know any better. Well, you don't think someone's like, bro, this place is awful.

Red lobster's not bad. Like, if we were all on the road, if we were in Kentucky, and we're just driving through some weird fucking truck stop, and there's a red lobster, we'd be like, fuck it, there's a red lobster. It's pretty tasty. It's not bad. They're crab legs. How do you fuck up lobster? Yeah, exactly.

What are you going to do? Not boil it too much? Butter and lobster? It's expensive. Do they have lobster in Russia? Absolutely not. Is it like an exotic cuisine? For sure, gangsters get it.

That's why they love it. No, I'm sure they get it, but is it like hard to get it? Is it really expensive? Fedor gets lobster. There's got to be lobster up there in the dark sea or wherever the fuck. In the black sea.

The black sea. What is that? The black sea. The black sea. The dark sea. Whatever the fuck that is. The dark sea. There's got to be lobster in the Dead Sea, right?

No, the black sea. There's probably a dead sea there too, right? The dead sea. No, the Dead Sea is where Israel is. That's Israel. Yeah. No lobsters there. No.

No. You sure? Nothing. Too much salt, right? Dead, sir. Yes, sir. The Dead Sea is dead because there's so much salt. But Salt Lake City has some organisms, correct?

I'm sorry? Salt Lake? No fishing, man. Salt Lake in Utah? I don't know. There's some organisms, I think. I don't know. I don't think it has fish.

Nothing Fedor can eat. It's salt flats, Bubba. It's a lot of times it's dry. It's actually dry salt. Yeah, but there is A lot of water in there In Salt Lake Dude can you imagine That is a lake

You ever fly over it When you go to do Wise Guys You ever do that You do Wise Guys My parents retired in Utah That's right You ever do that Wise Guys Club

It's the greatest One of the greatest clubs Shout out to Wise Guys I'll be there March 1 and 2 Come see me And the owner Is my favorite owner Out of all the clubs

Keith is the fucking best Keith is a fucking best. Keith is a great guy. Last time I was there, I was hanging out, talking to him after the show. The staff's all super cool. And Keith knows sports like a motherfucker. His brother was an offense coordinator at Alabama. Great Salt Lake is too saline to support fish and most other aquatic species.

Several types of algae live in the lake. Brine shrimp and brine flies can also tolerate the high salt content. Those are like sea monkeys, though. You can't eat them. Brian shrimp eggs are harvested commercially and are sold overseas as prawn food. God damn. Dude, can you imagine Fedor comes here, meets some hot girl, and takes her to Red Lobster and Abercrombie and Fitch? She's like, what the fuck are you doing?

She's like, I can't believe you're the goat. The goat took me to Red Lobster with his fucking goofy sweater of honor on. That sweater of victory. But he thinks it's just a baller move He just doesn't know Josh Thompson Yeah but bulletproof cars pull up To drop them off there You're still eating shrimp scampi

Bulletproof Suburbans with solid rubber wheels and shit And armed guards everywhere He just smells like doused fucking cologne from Abercrombie Jakar It smells like Jakar Hey does Craig Glazer, did he play football? Jake Glazer? Jake Glazer.

Did he play football or train MMA or anything? But he's a coach. It looks like he's standing. I think he is. Isn't he an MMA coach? Sometimes people like to stand because they can, well, it's. Yeah. Yeah.

Josh and Frank Twig. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Pico. That body. That's what it's about. I watched that over and. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Pico. That body. That's the prospect of mixed martial arts. I watched that over and over again, dude. Oof.

Look at that shit, dude. Yeah, he throws a nasty left hook, man. He's a bad motherfucker. Oh, my God. He's the number one amateur wrestler in the nation when he came out of high school. And he's so young. Fought international wrestling. What is he now, 23?

Oh, my God. 22. 22, that's so crazy. And Freddie Roach, he's the only guy Freddie Roach cosigns Like this Especially in MMA He came to 10th Planet right Yeah

I remember I talked to him I sent him over there I was trying to I was trying to convince him I had no idea What his His background No his strategy was

For his MMA career I had no idea All I knew is He came to me And he was Just fucking Monster wrestler How long ago was this?

How long ago though Eddie? Two years ago Before his His debut Who was two years ago? Before his debut Who was this? Aaron Pico

Come on bro Did you roll with him? Let me tell you this Let me tell you this story So He shows Actually Joe

Texts me Hey dude There's this fucking beast N Aaron Pico, new dude coming up. He wants to train with you. They were looking for my contact info. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, have him text me. And then he texts me. And to be honest, seriously, when people come through and they tell me they're going to be a fighter and they're going to be a champion and they wrestle 12 years, seriously. But Aaron Pico

I didn't know who he was At this point I didn't know who he was He just told me he was just He got co-signed from Rogan though I'm just being honest with you How many guys have I ever sent you? How many guys? Shit, I don't know

Not a ton, right? Not a ton I don't know Where a guy's like super legit And I'm like, dude Yeah, so he texts me and and to be honest like that doesn't i just go to i just go to my class every night and i teach my heart out if you want to join in on the class uh come on down if you you know

i don't want to hear well that attitude is why you're so fucking good i don't want to hear yeah i agree that's right so i. So I didn't get too excited. You would treat a high school kid the same way you'll treat a college wrestler. I just wasn't excited. I'm like, okay, I got a bunch of motherfuckers

I'm training right now. I got a lot of shit that I'm working on right now. There's so much shit. So he texts me. He goes, hey, Joe gave me your number. I want to come down.

I said, yeah, sure, come down. And then I just kind of like flaked on some texts or something and then he finally just showed up and he showed up and then i looked him up i'm like oh shit okay okay so i had no idea that he's been uh working um to on being the ultimate like of strategically as a fighter. Like Chuck Liddell. Like Chuck Liddell in his prime, he wrestled. So it was very hard to take him down. And if you did, very hard to keep him down.

And that's what he uses wrestling for. But Chuck Liddell was going to come out and take heads off. I had no idea that's what Aaron Pico's strategy was. So when I heard about him, I pulled him to the side, and I told him, I said, listen, don't listen to anybody trying to tell you

that you can be the best striker in the world and you're going to knock people out. This is what I was telling him. I had no idea that he was trying to be Chuck Liddell. All I knew is that he was a stud wrestler. So I was like going, this is the best advice. If I was on my deathbed,

this is what I would tell you. I would say, fucking wrestle, take dudes down, pass their guard, mount them, smash them, choke them.

That should be your number one strategy. You're such an amazing wrestler. Don't let anybody. He's sitting there listening to me. Meanwhile, he's going, what the fuck is he talking about? Number one strategy. You're such an amazing wrestler. Don't let anybody. His boxing's better. He's sitting there listening to me. Meanwhile, he's going, what the fuck is he talking about? Because I'm going to do the opposite of what you're saying. But he didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything. So I kept reminding him this every time he came down. But really, he just wanted to learn jujitsu just in case he ever got taken down and ended up on the ground. He had no intentions of using his wrestling to take people down and win the fight on the ground you have no idea but every time i remind him i'm saying the same shit over and over you know the guys he trains with they say them a fucker you know the guys he trains with the best of the best he does not lose the last time he doesn't a round the last because you know then he fought in his first fight he got caught with an uppercut

he got staggered and then he got guillotined correct he fought a bigger guy you can YouTube him you can YouTube him wrestling international guys like from Turkey

Iran whatever when he was 16 but check this out 30 year olds check this out so let me just finish the story so even up to that point right after that loss i still didn't know that was his ultimate

strategy i didn't know so after that fight what i said was like, you know what? It was almost like I told him, let's turn your ass into that Khabib, that GSP, that unstoppable takedown machine where you smash motherfuckers on the ground and you fucking choke them out. Let's do this shit. This was after that first loss. And then I didn't hear from him after that. It was over. It was done. So the first loss, because when he got clipped and he got hurt, then he got submitted. loss and then i didn't hear from him after that it was over it was done so i guess this is the first loss because when he got clipped and he got hurt then he got submitted have you so for me i

was like see we should we should have just you should have just watched all his fights yes yes my only issue with him he's because because he trains with world-class guys and like i said doesn't ever lose rounds he's so confident he's like dude this isn't tj dillashaw this isn't this guy he goes i'm gonna smoke this guy so, this isn't TJ Dillashaw. This isn't this guy. He goes, I'm going to smoke this guy. So his respect isn't there yet. And he just comes in because he's knocked down Miguel Cotto in training. He's won rounds. So he comes in and a guy clipped him.

He just doesn't give a fuck. Let me finish this, though. Okay, go ahead. Before I forget. Let me just finish this. So now, once I realized that I was giving him advice that was the complete opposite of his whole training. All his coaches. All his coaches wanted to use the wrestling to keep the fight standing so he could use his striking.

You know what I mean? So then I finally realized that. Then he went his own way. And then, you know, it took me a couple, two or three fights to realize that, damn, they were right. Shit, this motherfucker can be that dude. I get excited for him as I do Jon Jones fighting. I was wrong. Is this McKee's son that he's fighting?

No, this is the top featherweights. Oh, okay. Who wins this one and gets a title shot? Do you guys understand what I'm saying? I understand. So now at this point, I now at this point i just want to make this clear now at this point i realized damn holy shit they did have the right strategy he is an amazing striker i just went i was just going by that's your thing like no no just like the odds what

are the odds i'm like dude we already know you're one of the best wrestlers in the game we already know that let's stick to that but you know? I had no idea that his striking is extraordinary. This is a tough fight for him. This is? Yes. Why do you say that? Henry Corrales is a very good fighter. This is the toughest fight by far.

Like I was talking to the Bellator guys today, the insiders, like it's not, don't expect him to smoke him the first round, which I always think, I think he finishes him under four minutes. But like, no, no, no, no. This is a tough fight for him. One thing that I think is critical for a young fighter that's coming up is to not rely on any one thing. Now, if you're talking about a guy who doesn't have to rely on any one thing,

you're talking about Aaron Pico. You're talking about a legit world-class wrestler. But if people know that you want to stand and they know that even though you're one of the best wrestlers in the world, you're not going to threaten them with a takedown. That becomes an issue because there's certain guys like Gaston Balanos or there's certain

boxers or strikers. They got some nasty shit for your ass. If they know for a fact you're not going to take them down. If you're standing up with Paul Daly and he knows for a fact you're not going to take him down. He's going to launch a left hook from the moon. He going to hit you in your head he's going to bring your senses that's probably their plan b their plan b would be gone would be but that's not what i'm saying

but it's not going good on the feet please let me finish the most important thing if you can do all those things is that the other guy has to not know what you're doing. That was George St. Pierre's greatest strength. Correct. He never knew when he was punching you or when he was taking you down. And you were always behind. Cost check fight. Yes.

Jabbing and double leg. He's so fucking good at that. And he's not the best wrestler and he's not the best striker. But he was the best at figuring out how to do things you didn't know what was coming next. Where were you? He overloaded you.

Firas Ahabi and him were a phenomenal combination because faras is so intellectually so smart and he's thinking rationally he's not like you're gonna go in there and you're gonna fuck him up none of that it's all about overloading his mind it's all very rational very technique based very psychology based but the reason that made that GSP so good also is he, you didn't know what he was doing, but he was facing that high level competition. Matt Hughes with Pico, all these guys,

he goes, Oh, I don't need to use my wrestling. I'm going to knock around with a body shot. Right, right, right. This guy with Henning Kraus,

you're going to see the best version of him in Pico because he can't just sit there and fucking box with him. You're going to see his wrestling. I bet you're going to see some different mix it up. Do you remember? He's never been pushed. He dominates everybody. Do you remember what John Danaher told us the secret to GSP is? Do you remember?

Was that when we were eating at that restaurant? Yep, and he had hair. He said the secret to his success is it's super simple. He's either going to faint jab or he's going to actually really jab you, or faint, take down, or actually take you down. So there was always a faint before everything. Because he's always throwing feints. So you never know when that shot's coming.

You're talking about Pico? No, GSP. Well, that was the whole thing. Firas Ahabi is just so, the two of them together worked so well because they both have a great check of their ego and an understanding of the consequences. And you barely threw right hands. Nate Marquardt has plenty of right hands.

And they're both really smart. They're both really, really smart. Nate Marquardt told me, because he's trained with him all the time, said that he's an amazing chess player. George? Yes, and so George is an amazing, so he's really strategic. I feel like he could always find out where you are empty where where you where you had a weakness in your game and that's where

he was well he was super open-minded too man yeah i mean didn't he like learn back kick from you or like yes like he just at eddie's place yeah i felt so embarrassed that I'm like, I just felt like it was ridiculous that I'm going to show him anything. Yeah. Dude, there's video on YouTube of Joe Rogan giving GSP a fucking kicking lesson. Back kick, back kick. Your back kick is legit. Well, I knew, I would never have tried to sell it to him if I didn't have anything.

But when, that came out of that same meeting with Donaher when we were in the restaurant. Donaher set it up. Because he goes, I'm looking for... And he told me afterwards that he set me up. He kind of heard. So he's like, I'm looking for someone to teach GSP how to throw a tooting sidekick. His technique is off. It's like we're in a fucking James Bond movie or something.

That's funny. With his accent. So Corrales is 10 years years older he's no punk man yeah it's a tough fight for pico but i still think pico gets it done but it's it's all about where's pico at right now it's all about where is he at right now because one day he's going to be unbeatable right yes it's like he's 22 what did he say 45 is it 45 45 yeah he's on this streak that if he can keep up this intensity and he keep up this mindset, he's going to be a world champion.

The only thing that could stop him is a grave injury. A grave injury or some sort of a mistake in his thinking where he starts taking things for granted or find some woman who fucks up his life. I don't think he will. I don't think he will, man. Oh, dude, a hot girl. Dude, super crazy humble. He's been training for so long. Super crazy humble. No, he's on a path, man. He's too humble. Oh, dude, a hot girl. Dude, super crazy humble. He's been training for so long.

Super crazy humble. No, he's on a path, man. He's super nice. You know what he's good at, though? The one thing that he got out of training at HQ is he's pretty goddamn good at twisters. Seriously. He likes twisters. He's standing like a fucking matador.

Oh, yeah, like a matador. He lives for this shit, dude. He lives for this shit. The thing is, how long can he keep this up? Right now, he's doing it, though. Forever. Right now, he's 22. He's making money.

He's a fucking savage. Come on. He's something special. That's where he belongs, right here. Look, I mean, he does everything so well. Everything. From his defense to his striking. Double jab.

Dude, he looks like a world champion boxer when he's got his hands up. It doesn't mean he can't get caught. It doesn't mean he can't get finished. He can. He'll get a little reckless with this. This motherfucker is... Gotta keep your hands up. He's't mean he can't get caught. It doesn't mean he can't get finished. He can. He'll get a little reckless with guys. This motherfucker is... Gotta keep your hands up. He's gonna be so good.

He hits so fucking hard. Yeah. Dude, his body shots are ridiculous. His left hook is one of the best left hooks. Look at there. Oh! Some kid's touchy. Went with the dutchie.

Oh! Oh, my goodness. That elbow. Holy shit. Got caught with the right. A little bit. A little bit. He definitely got hit.

Morales, Corrales. This is a real fight, you know? Morales and Corrales are tough. Pico also has a crazy six-pack, too. Oh, he's super strong. Oh, my God. I'm going to tell you what I tell you, Eric. And Bellator is under four, bro.

Oh, the left hook's coming. There's one bouncing off the forehead. Uppercut's coming, son. He's a little concussed. Corrales is a little concussed. Don't stop it, Herzog. What about Morales? Is Morales okay? Morales is great, but Corrales is not doing concussed. Don't stop it, Herzog. What about Morales? Is Morales okay?

Morales is great, but Corrales is not doing well. Oh, he needed the body. Dude, be smart. Be smart, Pico. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, my goodness! Oh, no.

Oh, shit! Oh, no. Oh, my goodness! Oh, no. Oh, my goodness! Oh, no. Brendan just fell out of his fucking chair. Oh, my goodness! Oh, no. just fell out of his fucking chair. Oh my goodness.

Oh no. That's what happens in fighting. That's what happens in fighting. Wow. That's what happens in fighting. That was crazy. That's what happens in fighting. Holy shit.

Speechless. I don't like seeing a young man get hit like that. That was crazy. Poor Brendan. That was crazy. Brendan Brendan. That was crazy. Watch this. Watch this again. Why is he so reckless?

Why is he so reckless? He's a savage. No savages don't do this. Look at this. He's 22. He'll learn. Watch this. John Jones didn't do this.

So he just wades in, and you could tell that Corrales had recovered. Look at this. Body shot. Body shot. Hurts him there. Head.es had recovered. Look at this. Body shot, body shot. Hurts him there. Head. Oh, shit. Head snaps back out cold. Out cold.

Two big bombs. Look at this one more time. Boom. Look at this snap. That's all she wrote, dude. Everything goes out. Dude, I'm the Drake of MMA. And then two on the way down.

I don't like that. Two on the way down. on the way down his head is not that's not look at this again look at this boom perfect shot the lights go out in georgia one two on the way down and then a third one when he's already out cold holy shit that's some killer instinct right there that could stop you you know you're talking about you stop this progression that'll stop you catastrophic injury Well, the first knockout. Look at him. He doesn't know what happened.

He's trying to figure out what happened now. I mean, he was completely. Freddie's going, fuck this MMA stuff. You understand my deathbed confessional now? Yes. Astral traveling. Your deathbed confessional, you're correct. He could have taken him down. Who's going to stop Aaron Pico from taking him down?

He could have Khabibed him. He could have Khabibed him. Here's the thing. Why not do that early? But here's the thing. Why not do that early? But here's the thing. You can do all things. You can do all things. But if you're standing in front of a guy all the time,

if you get that guy hurt the way he got that hurt, that guy hurt, if you're objective, okay? It's easy to be Monday morning quarterback, right? But objective, looking at it right now, I would say take him down. He's hurt. Take him down, smash him up, and choke him. And then you take no damage.

Fuck. No chances. It's all about variables. It's all about mitigating variables. You close all the variables down when you take a guy down and mount him and start dropping elbows on his head. You close all the variables. If you can maintain the mount position and keep punching and you already know he's fucked up, it's all about whether he's going to tap the strikes or you're going to get a choke.

I don't like seeing that. It's such a bum up. It's all it's about of whether he's going to tap the strikes or you're going to get a choke. I don't like seeing that. It's such a bummer. It's a bummer. It's a bummer, but it's also not a bummer for Corrales. It's like, this is what the game is. It's a heartbreak.

And everybody needs to see that. Young guys coming up need to see that. As good as you are, you've got to understand the mind. You can't let yourself get sucked into this path for glory where you're wild and reckless and you're not keeping your hands up and you're not respecting the power of the guy especially when you have the

technique though there's no reason to play that game mistake did he make he's a fucking killer man he had the guy he hurt him and then just saw blood and was like fuck it doesn't have the experience okay yeah and then just came in and what but he's 22 and he thought he could just smash that guy And he hurt him Which it looked like He was going to It looked like he was going

And he probably would have If he fought technical But he abandoned ship Experience is price Yes He abandoned He got caught in a clinch And this kid had him here

And he was hitting him Well the kid hit him To the body twice And corralled And then he clipped him On the chin With a perfect punch Perfect right hand

I mean his neck snapped His fucking head spun around. It was perfect. He was out cold before he went down. And on the way down, he clipped him two more times. And then one more time when he was down. I gotta buy a doodick. All three of you, I gotta go to my wrap party. I love all of you. Happy birthday to me.

Come see me in Austin. You're gonna miss the Fedor, bro. You're gonna miss Fedor's next. Fedor's next. I gotta go. It's gonna be a quick fight. You sure you don't wanna just stay for the first round? Fedor's The end of the week On January 31 Fedor's next Fedor's next I gotta go January 31 It's gonna be a quick fight You sure you don't wanna Just stay for the first round February 2

I'll be in Cap City It's definitely not gonna go More than one round Nope It's under five Eddie, Brendan and Joe Are gonna open for me Brian

I'll open for you But you gotta Stay here right now And Jamie's gonna be there too Recording it Jamie doesn't record He has a filling in his tooth That hurts when he records things

Dude Interpeaker right now Is going what the fuck I feel bad for him man I don't think he totally Understands even what happened Dude he understands even what happened dude i still think he's gonna be world champ i still think he'll figure it out me too um he certainly could anything can happen he has a he just needs to fucking the game plan you gotta fight technically always and there's there's moments where you have to open yourself up. But the guys who do it correctly, I'm going to give you a perfect example.

Stylebender. That motherfucker, when he gets you hurt, he goes after you correctly. He doesn't rush in. He keeps his hands up. He could have took him down immediately. That's the fucking thing. That just could have taken him down. His jujitsu's good. He knows how to pass and smash. There's no way you're going to get

knocked out from the mount. No. You can knock a guy out from the mount, but he can't knock you out. Although it has happened once. Let's talk about great all-time MMA strikers. Let's talk about Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva, when he would hurt you, he would take his time. He would take his time, and he would stay focused.

And if he knew you were fucked up, and he knew he could just walk in and smash you, then he would take advantage of that. Let's see this. Watch this. So now, he uppercut. See, boom. Perfect uppercut. He gets the guy hurt. Unbelievable. He falls back. But look at

this. He moves towards him like he can't hit him. Like he can't hurt him. And look at him. He just stays in that clinch and Pico's right there when the right hand hits. Boom. See, because he stood right in front of the guy, even when he was getting hit with shots, he never adjusted. He just was bullying his way forward.

See? He's bullying his way forward. I mean, look, he got clipped, and the guy launched a perfect right hand. But my thing is, Pico really shouldn't be standing in front of him right here flipping a coin. Because maybe it's heads, maybe it's tails. He picked a body shot and took it upstairs. Yeah, two to the body and one upstairs.

But my thing is, if you're Aaron Pico, one of the best wrestlers to ever do MMA, why wouldn't you shoot right there? You've got that guy in a position where he's throwing wild shots. He wants the knockout. That GSP's looking for that duck under, right? GSP's going to duck under a shot, take you down, and then your fuck is going to beat you up when you stand back up. You're going to be bewildered and exhausted.

He's going to hit you again. He's a young guy, man. he's a young guy with phenomenal talent but this is a lesson take ego and take your personality and take your personal identity out of this and look at this as this is these little pieces that are moving around on a board and these pieces have properties they have have values, and they have powers, and they have weaknesses. And if you watch these pieces play out like you're looking at a mathematical algorithm,

you realize when there's flaw. When can it go wrong? Here's when it can go wrong. We stand in front of each other and just do this. It can go wrong for everybody. Everybody that's ever lived. Gokhan Saki got knocked out

by Khalil Roundtree with a perfect left hand. Gokhan Saki is one of the greatest kickboxers of all time. Doesn't mean Khalil's not a great fighter. He's a very, very high-level fighter. It's just anybody can get caught. If you're standing in front of someone-

Your jaw can only take so much pressure, especially with those little gloves. Think about all the fighters in MMA history that have been known to have rock-solid chins. All of them have one thing in common. For a while there- They never got hurt. They them have one thing in common. For a while there They never got hurt. They never got rocked. Right. For a while.

So like damn he's got a great chin. He's never been rocked and he's been hit solid. Right? Right. So we know that guy has a solid chin.

It's probably going to fall apart later. You only get so many of those knockouts. But you know already with Pico he got rocked in his first fight. And in this fight, he got

rocked, obviously. He got knocked out. This fight, he got flatlined. So we know now that damn, he's not going to be known to have the ultimate chin, for sure. I think he was hurt already. I think he was hurt and even though he's moving in for the kill, I think he'd been tagged a few times

in the mix there. Pico. Oh, really? kill, I think he'd been tagged a few times in the mix there. Who? Pico. Oh, really? Yeah, I think there was punches that landed and maybe they didn't take him out and maybe they didn't even make him buckle. But all those...

When you get clipped, have you ever walked into a door and people don't know you walked in the door and you can just keep walking but your head's like, fuck. Now imagine if you're in the middle of a fight. With the earphone, I just bumped into you lightly

and it hurt like a motherfucker. Yeah, that thing shoved right into my earlobe. And it hurt though. It stopped you of a fight. With the earphone. I just bumped into you lightly and it hurt like a motherfucker. Yeah, that thing shoved right into my earlobe. And it hurt though. It stopped you for a second. Yeah, I went, ah, like a bitch. But if you get that many KOs that early in your career, it's not a good sign. How about Pico? Yes, it's dangerous.

Maybe that's Spar. Maybe Spar's hard as fuck too. That doesn't help either. I got boxing Spar against Cotto at his age? It could be yeah I mean those things are accumulating

luckily for Pico he's such an amazing wrestler that he can actually he has the choice to go you know what I could go to

my next fight and the next fight after that and just you know trade fucking blows and just it's like Russian roulette you could do that you could keep doing that or you could just play it safe and go you know what trade fucking blows. It's like Russian roulette. You could do that.

You could keep doing that. Or you could just play it safe and go, you know what? I'm going to use my wrestling to take this motherfucker down, mount his ass, and Khabib these motherfuckers. You know what I mean? Or, bye, Brian. Brian, one round, dude. One round. It's going to happen right now.

It's your birthday. One round. Maybe 10 minutes. Save for 10 more minutes. Dude, one round. Guys, when you're the life of the party, you've got to live. Dude, tell me you're with me, but you're the life of the party when you get there anyway. This party's going to go on forever.

I bet most of the cool people aren't even there yet. Dude, the main stars aren't there, B. Fader! Oh, my God. Come on. It's his last fight ever. Come on, it's his last fight. It's his last fight ever.

He's fighting Ryan Bader. No, you've got to stay, dude. All right. We love you, man. Love you, dude. Happy birthday, brother. Happy birthday, dude. Happy birthday.

Thank you. I love all you guys. 52, huh, kids? Yeah. Here's to 52 more. Eddie, I think what you just said is very important. I love all you guys. 52, huh, kids? Yeah. Here's the 52 more. Eddie, I think what you just said is very important. I think what you said is very important, and this was a really interesting thing that happened. There's just two choices.

Keep doing what you're doing or go Khabib style. But this is really interesting what happened, what just happened. Well, there's three choices. One is mix both of them up like GSP. The thing about GSP that's so interesting is it wasn't just Khabib style. It was who knows what's going to happen. Who knows if he's jabbing. With GSP, generally, the only reason he was striking is because you just can't go in there at the bell and take a guy down.

You've got to set it all up. So he was always just setting it all up. He was throwing jabs, setting shit up. But the number one mission in his mind was to take his opponent down and play it safe and mount him and pound him on the ground. If you fought a guy that you could take down, but that wasn't the blueprint with Josh Koscheck. Yeah, it was. And that wasn't the blueprint with Johnny Hendricks. With Josh Koscheck, he jabbed the shit out of everybody.

And then double-legged him. I think he tries to take everybody down. I think he tries to take every fucking body down. GSP. But he didn't take Hendricks down. He double-legged them. I think he tries to take every fucking body down. GSP? But he didn't take Hendricks down. He's just, not because he didn't try. Did he try to take Hendricks down?

Johnny Hendricks is hard to take down. He tried a few times, but he wasn't successful. He did. To Josh Koscik, the game plan was literally to get him to move forward so he'd double-leg him.

I remember when he was holding on to Hendricks' leg. I would say 99% of GSP's fights are designed to take the fight to the ground. They got real boring to us, to be honest, fellas.

But it also fought an intelligent way of fighting. There was no way this guy... I'm not saying it's not intelligent as far as entertainment.

Well, when he stopped... GSP's one of the greatest fighters ever. When he stopped BJP, he'll fuck up. He's not saying that. He'll just say it was a pay-per-view.

That was fun. He'll blow up a pay-per-view. Yeah, for sure. Look, how good are you looking against Bisping? Look great.

Phenomenal. He's in LA right now training with Freddie. And they said he's real thin too, up a pay-per-view yeah for sure look how good you look against bisping look great phenomenal he's in la right now training with freddie and they said he's real thin too looking at a 55 fight wow and even though even though khabib does stand a lot and and play on his feet a lot his his main objective is to take him on yeah down yeah that's the main that's number one but he will fuck around And throw some strikes Why are they still talking About a Floyd Mayweather fight It's embarrassing

I don't know what the fuck They're doing He was just talking about it I know He goes I have three fights left If it's up to me It's Tony

GSP GSP And fucking Floyd Mayweather When I hear that I want to throw up But what do you think He just wants all that Giant paycheck

Just money and get the fuck out? Do you think he thinks he can beat him? Because he's such a savage. Yeah, they do. They think he can. They don't think Floyd can knock him out. They're in for a rude awakening. Well, he could certainly batter you.

Man, maybe he lasts all 12, but he'd get battered the fuck up. It'll be awful. Yeah, but it could be. I mean, it's a great payday. If it's only boxing, it's going to be awful. If that's what you want to do, get paid, dude. I'd much rather see him fight GSP. Yeah, but it could be, I mean, it's a great payday. If it's only boxing, it's going to be awful. You know what, get paid, Khabib. If that's what you want to do, get paid, dude. I'd much rather see him fight GSP. Yeah, me too.

But I don't think, I don't think it's, I mean, it's a terrible move for him to fight Floyd. Floyd would just, look, Floyd is the best boxer maybe of our era, maybe of all time. I mean, he's undefeated. Here's the problem. The UFC let Conor do that once. Now he's Conoror we can barely get him to fight he's worth a hundred

jigillion dollars and they're like dude please fight he's like nah I make so much money off whiskey and this I'll fight when I'm ready they're not gonna let that

ever you're never gonna see that again what? I don't think you're gonna see that you're crazy they made money

off that too it's gonna keep happening it's gonna keep happening as much as it can it's gonna happen more than ever now now that now that

the Fertittas don't own the UFC and now like corporation owns it, now everyone is thinking about themselves. Dana's at the helm. No way. Wait a minute. What are you saying? I'm saying that Conor has so much leverage now where it's not a good thing.

So you think they're going to not make someone a giant star who could be a giant star because they're worried that person's going to have leverage? No. They'll make him a giant star in the UFC. They're not going to let him jump over and do a co-promotion with Floyd Mayweather again. Maybe put that in the contract. If you think they keep doing it, who else would they do it with?

That's the better question. Here's the thing. If they had another Conor, they'd do it the same way. It's a way to make money. It's a smart way to make money. It was a fun fight. We watched it. It's an education. It's an education for people that appreciate martial arts because you really got to understand what a world class, top of the food chain, maybe the best of all time boxer does to an

MMA fighter. And you think we're going to pay for it? The general audience can keep paying for that. I'm not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is it was good. The gig is up. It was good for the sport. And if someone comes along that's different, someone comes along, it's not Floyd, it's

someone else, and the same situation arises again, and there's another opportunity to make a shitload of money, they're going to do it again. How many times can you do it with Floyd? Floyd's 40 years old. He probably doesn't want to do it that many more times. The only thing that would fuck Floyd up is his extravagant spending. Isn't it a bad look for MMA, too?

So let's say Floyd's 27 at this point, and he's one of the greatest, and we go, here's Conor, smokes him. Here's Khabib, smokes him. Here's Khabib, smokes him. Here's Stalben, smokes him. At what point is UFC like, this is a bad look, man. Our guy's getting fucking torched. It depends on whether or not it's obvious that they had no chance. Like with Conor, the interesting thing is he landed a couple of shots.

And you go, okay, if this guy could take this guy down, or even just kick his legs, if Conor could just kick his legs, it would be a wash. And it's interesting to watch someone even fail against someone who's way better at their sport. The real question is, are you ever going to see a world-class boxer? By the time we saw James Toney, he had been, like, really late in the game. When Vince Phillips fought Masato in K- had been like really late in the game when

vince phillips fought masato and k1 he was late in the game they were on their way out looking for money right afterthoughts right afterthoughts for the most part for the most part do you ever think you're gonna see like a a crawford step into mma a lomachenko step into mma in their prime i don't think so why would you they're making so much money I know to make it happen

because if they're at that level they're making so much money and why would you risk going into the UFC think about in 50 years how awesome that poster's gonna be

of Conor and Floyd fucking think about how you can frame that shit you're gonna be 90 and it's gonna be framed and I have that shit I have the official one.

Joe Louis Max Schmeling. Yeah. Or Muhammad Ali Enoki. Yeah. Amazing. Can you imagine having that poster in your living room? See, I'm all good on that. See, I saw that.

It was a great spectacle. I love being part of it. I love watching it. I'm glad it killed the pay-per-views. I'm out, man. If someone else does it, it's not as fun, I don't think. What are you talking about? So if someone else comes along and the same person watched the fight. I'm saying K If someone else does it It's not as fun I don't think What are you talking about So if someone else comes along

So you're telling me The same person Khabib and Conor I'm saying Khabib and Floyd You'd be like I would love that That would be awesome Well you're talking

A degenerate I watch women Fuck in their underwear Beat each other Well then you like it Okay me too You like it Yeah I'm saying

The masses I don't think are Don't worry about the masses I don't think I don't think you're right Well that's what the UFC I think many more If Khabib stepped in And tried to fight Floyd right now, right now, if they set it up in two months, I guarantee you it would sell at least a million pay-per-view

It does better than Conor Floyd. And you would like it. You would watch it and like it. No, I'm saying you think it does? No. I don't think it does. Close. I said a million.

I said it does a million. Dude, Khabib Floyd could fight fucking Jamie for a million. That would be fucking huge. Do you think he would do a million pay-per-views or more? Are you kidding? Or more? Something like that. Well, here's the thing. It would be profitable.. Do you think he would do a million pay-per-views or more? Are you kidding? Or more? Something like that. Well, here's the thing.

It would be profitable. He'd do a million. It's Floyd. He doesn't miss. Who was Floyd's last? Was it Pacquiao and then Tim Bradley? Pacquiao, then Tim Bradley, and then retired, right? And Pacquiao got the most pay-per-view numbers ever.

But then Tim Bradley, if I'm correct, only got a few hundred thousand, like 300,000 pay-per-view buys. Yeah, that was a bad fight. Wasn't that right? Yeah, that's right. So then afterwards, he fights Conor, and he gets like two million whatever the fuck it was, a giant pay-per-view sale.

Andre Berto. Andre Berto. Andre Berto, that's right. So he fought, my apologies, Tim Bradley. So then he fights Andre Berto. That only gets 350,000 or something like that, pay-per-view buys. Then he fights Conor, and it's that. Pay-per-view buys. Then he fights Conor. Fights Conor and it's

millions of pay-per-views. If he fought Khabib it would still be better than fighting any of those other guys. Agree 100%. Like Bradley. Say if he had a fight with Bradley. No one's tuning in. No one's. It's not going to be that many. Manny Pacquiao versus Floyd Mayweather is probably going to get that again. That's a big one. That's a big one. Especially Manny Pacquiao now after he beat

Broner. After he knocked out that Australian dude. He looked good. He looked very... Jeff Horn. He lost to the Australian guy. He lost to him. How old is Pacquiao?

Oh, that's right. Beat Matisse. Who did he knock? Matisse. That's right. Knocked out Matisse. How old is Pacquiao? 40.

40. Okay. He's still good. Yeah. I mean, not in his prime, but yeah. Yeah. No disrespect to Jeff Horn either. I fucked that one up.

He's a math teacher. He is a math teacher, right? Did you see when Crawford fought him? Woo! That's when you realize how good Terrence Crawford is. That that one up. He's a math teacher. He is a math teacher, right? Did you see when Crawford fought him? Woo! That's when you realize how good Terrence Crawford is. That's when you realize he's a math teacher. Woo! Wow.

Come on. Crawford is, if he's not the best in the world, he's top two or three. Even Freddie said that. I asked him, I said, who's the best? He goes, it'd be tough to go against Crawford right now. Notice nobody calls Crawford out. So good. Everyone talks shit to him.

Everyone challenges him. No one really fucks with Crawford. Well, he's so good at switching, too. Switching stances. He's such a danger. I think Bader's going to take out. He's so good. Everyone talks shit to him. Everyone challenges him. No one really fucks with Crawford. Well, he's so good at switching, too. Switching stances. He's such a good pitcher. I think Bader's going to take out. He's going to have a good win. Well, yeah.

Because it's a promotion. It's a fucking. That's what's wrong with boxing. Joshua, Eddie Hearn. Yeah. Interesting. Bader's going to take Fedor out. Do you think so?

I agree. Take him out? I think Fedor has shown massive signs of chin deterioration. Well, Bader's in his prime. I really fully believe that. I mean, when I saw him beat the shit out of Mitrione and take him down at will, I was like, I am so impressed. Dude, how about he starched King Mo in like 30 seconds?

Dude, he's a different guy. When he moved over to Bellator, too, something happened. And I mean, it was almost like he realized, like, holy shit, I'm not even in the UFC anymore. I got to really make something here. When he beat Phil, you know, he's beating some really good guys, man. Really good guys. When you look at him, like everything about him, like technically the way he's moving, the way he fights. And he's a good example of what we were talking about earlier.

You don't know what he's going to do. He's going to take you down. He's going to strike with you. He's doing everything, and he's mixing everything up. And his mentality. Yes. It he's mixing everything up And his mentality Yes It's a fucking It's a problem

Here's the other thing He was telling me Is uh So he was trying to Negotiate with Bellator his contract This is his last Finest contract

So I went Hold up You're going to be a free agent And be a double champ champ Because that's Yeah we're risking that Like holy fuck If you own the light

Heavyweight title And heavyweight title You're about to get paid And I said Oh how about a super fight with DC? Whoa. Double champ, double champ. Well, the thing is, although he's famous in the Bellator circle, how many people know who he is outside of Bellator? Well, he fought in the UFC, though, for a long time.

Right, but people forget. Ultimate fighter winner, bro. People forget. In terms of pay-per-view buys, people forget. They need to see you there. If they don't see you there, they go, where's he been? He's retired?

You don't think you can sell double champ versus double champ? You can sell it if you're willing to acknowledge Bellator. They never have. Yeah. They never acknowledge Fedor. They never acknowledge

when he was fighting in Pride. Yeah. They literally didn't even want me to say Pride. Yeah. They don't want to acknowledge other organizations. Yeah. Especially back then because to acknowledge other organizations. Yeah.

Especially back then because Pride fucked them over. Remember they had that whole sneaky deal like they gave him Chuck Liddell and Vandalee is supposed to come over here and then they reneged. It was a disaster. Shady shit. And I was still, as a person who's a martial arts commentator, you have to bring up Fedor. You had to bring up Vandalee. You had to bring up a lot of the people that were making big noise over in Japan. And

he was one of them. It'd be cool if they had opened up so we could see who's the absolute best in the world. Bader is really good, man. He's really good. And I would be very curious to see how much better he's gotten. Because sometimes guys turn a corner and then all of a sudden they

just become the best. It's tough to tell against his opposition right now because Mitrione right he wasn't he was never a world beater in the ufc i mean he was in a top five guy you know i'm saying like he's never a contender really right um but then still phil davis though phil davis is a guy who beat a lot of fucking good people and phil's another one who looked better once he got to bellator he looked better like he like he turned a corner as well and then corner as well. When there's a new chapter in your life like that, you've got to rise to the occasion. And then King Moe,

obviously older in his career. Yeah. And then Fedor, oldest shit in his career. So it's like, I don't know where Baylor's at. They're great wins, though. Yeah.

And at heavyweight, he would kill right now in the UFC. There's nobody. I'd be heavyweight. Once Bellator stars started signing with the UFC, like with Chandler and Alvarez. Not Chandler. Alvarez.

Yeah, Alvarez. Once they start going that way, and now Ben Askren, you can't say shit about Bellator no more. No. Exactly. You're trying to take, when Bellator fighters Are being signed to UFC Based on their stardom Bellator's legit as fuck Oh super legit Especially

Certain weight classes Can compete with UFC Rory McDonald for sure One of the best on the planet You know He beat Woodley Yeah he beat Woodley I mean

You think Chandler Musassi's absolutely One of the best on the planet Chandler has beaten Alvarez Alvarez is one of the best On the planet Chandler's one of the best You think he'll ever go to the UFC?

No he just resigned They treat him well He likes being over there Here's the argument too Ben Henderson UFC World class Comes the Bellator It's been a struggle

It's been a struggle Well he fought Korshkov Which I don't think was the right move Terrible idea The weight class is not his weight class He's a 55 pounder And I love Ben Friend of mine but he doesn't look like the same ben that you know compete against frankie edgar and that's true but you have to remember that he's been fighting world-class competition forever so is that the wbs yes right rest true and he crossed over yes but

eddie alvarez was later he came along his career was hard Eddie Alvarez was later. He came along. His career was hard and rough, but it was later in the time period than Ben. Underground king, yeah. Yeah, Henderson was like WEC, right? The Showtime kick. That's right, the Showtime kick. You've got to remember, he was the champ back then. So Pettis takes his title with that crazy kick to close out WEC.

They go over to the UFC. He fights everybody. He fought so many fucking tough guys. So many guys. And then didn't he fight, he got stopped by Dos Anjos when Dos Anjos was on his up-come. When Dos Anjos was on the way to the title, that was the big fight. It was him and Henderson.

He KO'd him. He was a motherfucker back then. Dos Anjos, for that time period, There was a time period Of like two years Where I think Dos Anjos Was just a fucking berserker Like one of the best Lightweights of all time And then

And it's not I don't know It could be a coincidence Then you saw it came You went on a losing streak No I'm just I don't know Well you know one thing

That'll never change And then went to 70 He's a fucking monster at 70 He's not as good at 70 As he is at 55 He's fucking good at 70 bro Yeah but the guys like Kamaru Usman It's gonna be a problem for him The guys like Colby Covington He's a as good at 70 as he is at 55. He's fucking good at 70, bro. Yeah, but the guys like Kamaru Usman.

It's going to be a problem for him. The guys like Colby Covington. He's a little undersized. Yes. The big, strong wrestlers are giving him a hard time. Two fights. That's true. No matter what fighters go from Bellator to the UFC or UFC to Bellator, no matter what,

in that debate, the one thing that will never change is the level of prestige in the belts. Like the UFC belt. Yes. Dude, the UFC belt will always be king. No comparison. No matter what. No matter what. Because you have to go through a tougher road to get that belt. Well, it's also, it's not even like saying A and B.

It's like saying A and F. There's so many separations between a Bellator belt and a UFC belt. When you're talking about the prestige. Yes, the prestige. Prestige. But when you're talking about talent, Douglas Lima lima in my opinion is one of the best fucking welterweights on the planet earth rory mcdonald who beat him in a very close decision one of the best welterweights on earth gegard musasi is one of the best middleweights on the fucking planet these are

these are all realities man for anybody who understands mma but yeah the belt's just different because you don't go you don't crawl through the same shit that you'd have to if you're in the UFC. To be a UFC champ, dude, you're the best. You're hands down the best. At 55? You walk away, Chuck Liddell is always going to be

a former UFC champion. Hoist Crazy, UFC champion. They beat three guys. Champions. UFC. It means more. It's always going to mean more. It's like Q-tips. I don't want cotton swabs. It's easier to get,

or Q-tips. It's easier to get signed to the UFC and fight in the prelims than to go from the prelims to the main card. That's way harder than getting in.

To get in, yeah. To get on the fucking main card, you know how hard that is? Unless you're a 145 pound woman, then they'll let you right in. Yeah, exactly. And probably fight for a title. Or you're a WWE superstar.

Who do they have Cyborg fight now? If Amanda Nunes decides to take time off of fighting at featherweight after she knocks out Cyborg, who do they have Cyborg fight? Do they have a fight with Megan? Megan, she won her fight. But how crazy is the way she won? But what are you going to do? What are you gonna do right but i'd rather see that fight she loses you know what you gotta those fights you gotta have a fight again you gotta do a redo that's what i think redo and then just leave cyborg on the sidelines and not fight her enough

she gets pissed think you need to have like a a technical foul an accidental, and that's the end of the fight? Because if it's a foul, if you poke someone, how the fuck is it not a foul if your toe goes in someone's ass? I agree. It doesn't make any sense. They need to fix that. But at that weight class, there's no one. If you throw a punch, and as you're throwing your right hook,

your thumb goes in someone's eye and they stop the fight, they look at the replay, they say it's an eye poke, the referee says it's an eye poke. You get disqualified. How is that any different than you throwing a round kick and the toe inadvertently goes in your eye? It's not. It's just stupid. It's not Megan's fault. I mean, she did what she was supposed to do.

She's tracking her down, using a range, lands a nice kick, but she caught her at the toe. Toe in the eyeball. But also, Kat turned her back and waved like, I'm done. She's like, it's over. But she has to say it's over. Sure. Fucking eyeballs popped. Whatever happened.

Isn't it weird that there's a shortage? It was her eyelid though, huh? Isn't it weird? How weird is it that there's a shortage of big women in MMA? You would think there would be an abundance of that. Really? Really?

I can't believe they even do it. I can't believe they even do it. They're all in the WNBA. No, they all, no one's getting punched in the believe they even do it. I can't believe they even do it. They're all in the WNBA. No one wants to get punched in the face. Think about it. There should be a shortage of 115-pound girls. There should be a shortage of that.

No, there's a ton of 115-pound girls. Dude, if you get like a Val... There's Frank Trigg. You don't understand what I'm saying. Shout out to Frank Trigg. You get Valentina Shevchenko. It's weird. It's weird.

You get a Valentina Shevchenko. There should be a shitload of them. Eddie, if you get a Valentina Shevchenko or an Amanda Nunes or a Ronda Rousey, there's like a hundred of those on the earth. You know, the ones who could really. Oh, you think there's a hundred? No. The ones who could really transition from Kyokushin or kickboxing, Muay Thai.

There's eight. I don't know. There's some badass Muay Thai girls, but they might be wrapped up in Muay Thai. They might be Miriam Nakamoto or something like that. Really wrapped. Is she ever going to go back to MMA? She's trying. She's got some injuries, man.

She's like 41, I think. And she's working her way. I'll be working my way back to you, babe. She's a beast. And as a Muay Thai fighter, she's a monster. And there's a few of those girls that are that way with MMA or that way with jiu-jitsu. It's finding them all in MMA. It's less than 100.

Dude, but girls, what is it? What's the weight class fucking Rose fights in? Tatiana Suarez is the motherfucker. Tatiana Suarez is such a nightmare. Well, Rose fights 25 and 15. She fought 25 and lost to Valentina. Good fight. Good fight.

But Valentina just seems to be stronger, more physically powerful, just a little sharper, a little more suited to 25. She's almost like a tweener. It's like Joanna's not quite 115, not 125. She's in a weird— When you're that little, man, five pounds means a lot more than 10 pounds means at 185. Dude, Fedor's walkouts are always epic. Yeah, look at his sneakers.

He just found those somewhere. He didn't pay for those, did he? Somebody gave them. He's a walkout. Put these on. You can't go barefoot. They're definitely not Reeboks. We know that.

What do you think they are? Sauconies? New Balance. New Balance. New Balance. Tom McKay. New Balance. Yeah, probably not even.

The TSA New Balances. He's always got that wooden cross, man. Kisses it. Goes through the whole deal. Someone in the media asked him if he ever cries, and he said once. Wow. Yeah, once I did. Chopping onions.

That's it. Fuck, man. What do you think? If he loses, it's probably last time for him, huh? You never know, man. I mean, he might just be really bored with everything else in his life and willing to take the punishment. This is the real question.

When a guy as great as Fedor has had a career that Fedor's had and still wins every now and then, like knocked out Frank Mir. Beat Chael Sonnen. Beat Chael Sonnen. He still can win, right? He still can beat good guys and beat real quality UFC fighters that have transitioned over. Both those guys. Chael Sonnen was a quality fighter.

Frank Mir's a quality fighter. He's a heavyweight champion. Who's to tell him he can't keep doing this? This is probably the most fun he ever has. All day, what does he do? He doesn't say anything and he eats ice cream and he draws pictures. You give him a chance, he gets into that cage, and he reignites the fuel inside of him that led him to be, if not the greatest heavyweight in the world of all time, in my eyes. Top three.

Top three. Well, see, the thing is. It's all about time period. It is about time period, but it's also about what happened when they fought. Fabrizio Verdum's got to be in the argument. He's got to be in the argument, but then so does Stipe. You've got to do four. You've got to do Kane, Stipe, Verdum, Fedor.

Yes. Yeah, I think those are the guys. I don't need a particular order either. Those are just the four best. That's Mount Rushmore of heavyweights. The argument for Fabrizio Verdum is very strong because he beat them all. It's a great argument. But Stipe KO'd him in the first round.

He got reckless and Stipe KO'd him. And then Volkov KO'd him. Dude, to your point with Fedor, you're like, oh, it's cool. He gets up there. So you're cool with Liddell and Tito keep doing it? There's a difference between them, first of all, because Fedor stayed active and I was cool with Tito. What I was not cool with was Chuck. It didn't look right.

He didn't look like he was prepared. Even on the mitt't look right. He didn't look like he was prepared. Even on the mitts. I don't know. He didn't look like he was prepared on the mitts. I don't know where he's at. I don't know where he's at physically. I don't know what damage he sustained. When I see Fedor fight,

he wins or he loses, like Mitrione KO'd him, but I think that shot... That was a good fight, though. It was a good fight. And I think that shot that Mitrione KO'd him with, he just KOs a lot of people like that. Oh, Mitrione touches

anyone on the chin you're going to sleep he's a fucking super athlete i mean freak played in nfl for six years and he's so light on his feet and he's fast it's like a tank yeah so dude he knocked out derrick lewis in like 15 seconds with his hip still took it to him yeah i don't think it it's indicative of fedor being done you See the Maldonado fight, though? Yes. That'll bum me out. He's not as resilient as he used to be. Maldonado's an underrated boxer.

Maldonado touched him up. He's a zombie. I hear you. He's a Brazilian zombie, but he really should be fighting at 170 if he didn't eat all the acai in the world. And he gave fucking Fedor everything he could handle. I think he won that fight. I thought he won that fight. I thought he won that fight.

You know he tried to fucking reverse it in Russia? They're like, what, you had your fucking mind? It's Russia. No, he won. Get the fuck out of here. He's trying to get him to do a... Yeah, in Russia. An official reversal.

Fedor. Dude, Fedor's best friends with Putin, for fuck's sakes. You're not getting shit reversed there. Why are these Marines coming in? Ryan Bader. They coming in? Ryan Bader They come in for Bader was in the military Oh they're doing a national anthem?

I don't know why Oh they're doing a Russian national anthem And a Oh my they're scaring Fedor with guns They brought a gun in the octagon Dude Fedor don't give a fuck about a gun But how weird is that? He'll eat that thing

They bring guns into the octagon That is odd right? It's a ritual I understand ritual This is not a ritual They got shoes on too Right they got shoes on Great point Both those things are weird There's a lot of shoes in the octagon I just thought about that They got shoes on, too. Right. They got shoes on. Great point.

Both those things are weird. There's a lot of shoes in the octagon. I just thought about that when I say. What is happening? Are they going to shoot those guys? Imagine if they just shot holes through the ceiling. I would celebrate that. But they do a whole thing with giving back to troops and shit.

Is that what they're doing here? Yeah. Okay, so he's saying something. Oh, shit. Check out this guy With the boot cut jeans Who's that guy? Is he singing America America? Let me hear this shit

Well they gotta sing Fade Orbs right? Yeah well this guy's Gonna sing both of them But he's gonna sing The Rush one all fucked up What if he did sing both of them? How come we can't hear him?

Oh shout out to Black Rifle Coffee I can't hear anything Jamie shout out to Black Rifle Coffee I can't hear anything Jamie It's gotta be all the way up Sorry That guy looks like he came out Straight up hot topic

We can only hear it If you take your earphones off Jamie I know I don't have it I can't Are you doing that on purpose It's not fed into the show Right but can you make it

A little louder Barely Keep going There you go Dude now we have to sit through the Russian one too Are you reluctant to hear this No Are you anti

It's going to get recorded And there's a lot of Oh okay okay Alright you can kill it Dude you think they're going to do the Russian one too That's such a bummer It takes so long Well we were talking to your show time buddy about that

Like why do they still do this with the fights I know When Broner and Pacquiao fought And they had to do both anthems Yeah Takes forever It's like ten more minutes Oh

Look at that That star spangled banner You motherfucker Look at that flag Flying in the background Do you know who this gentleman is Craig Morgan is just A country music artist

He's got an Apple watch on How dare he That's racist He's a veteran As a country dude He's got an Apple watch on Yeah that seems like I'm not buying it

I'm not buying it I'm not buying it I'm not buying it You're faking bro Yeah Is that an Apple watch That's an Apple watch Dude also those Those fucking

Chris Daughtry wristbands He's wearing That ain't fucking Very country either Country's a different thing now It's a little bit Florida Georgia line Yeah

Little bit country A little bit 21 forever Yeah Forever 21 You know what And I dig it And I dig it You And I dig it. You like those kinds of pants?

Yeah, I love that shit. Not his pants. Those boot cuts are awful. All right, give me some predictions. Ryan Bader, TKO second round, ground and pound. Wow. First round. TKO.

First round. Jesus, Eddie, give him some respect, bro. He's going to knock him out in the first round. Wow. Ryan Bader? TKO? Really? Wow.

Eddie's been on one tonight, though. Yeah. You might be right. I hate to ruin it for you. I think. So calm. I think if Ryan doesn't respect Fedor, he can get cracked. Well, here's the thing about Bader, too.

As much as we love him. Bader? Bader. I'm high. I'm so high. Remember when in his big fights, like he lost to Rumble Johnson John Jones Like a lot of the big moments He gets caught up sometimes

Johnson he shot a bad shot And fucking He bounced his head to the moon So this is the finals Of their heavyweight tournament That would make Ryan Bader Be the heavyweight champion

Of the world Champ champ Champ champ And he owns a light heavyweight one Right now too Yeah What's up John Jones Trying to run it back, bro?

That was years ago. Why you bring up old shit, as Eddie says. Why you bring up old shit? Let's run it back. Is that what he said? Nope, that's what I'm saying. Terrible fighters. More and more fighters like that champ champ shit, right?

That's how you get paid, bro. Connor started it, and now fucking everyone wants to do it. Well, there's a few guys that can pull it off. It's a good thing. I like that. I love it. Yeah. It ties up the division, so it gets a little messy, but I'd love to see Khabib at 70 and Woodley's going at 85.

TJ still has the belt at 35, right? Yes, still has the 35-pound belt. And Sunido's going to go out there. Here's the thing. I really believe this. I think if this is an egregious error and there's a fight that's stopped prematurely i think you you should almost put it up to the vote of the internet i really do let the internet decide popular vote yes popular vote didn't you say most people like 70 of the population are dummies no right 60 it's like 80 it's about 80 right

so why the fuck would we ever want to popular vote anything? But listen, how about we have... That's insane. How about we have an organization of esteemed ladies and gentlemen, an organization of maybe 200 accepted martial artists, world-class martial artists, people that... The committee of 100. Yeah, 100 people.

If you have 100 people, you're going to get the decision right every time. That's a great idea. So much better than the internet trolls voting. John Hacklemans and John Donahers and Farasa Hobbies and Duke Rufus and Matt Humes and Mike Winklejohns and Trevor Whitmans. And you've got a committee of those. And not the La Ranja. Yeah. Call out all our friends.

Legitimately. Legitimately. If you do have something like that, Dwayne Ludwig. If you have those, Tom Segura. Burt Kreischer. He's a water champ. If you had all those people in like a database and they all put in their opinion, you would be 100% probably in agreement. Especially if they're experts. Yeah. All right, here we go.

Fedor looking stoic as fuck. I'm kind of nervous for Ryan. Well, it's a scary fight, man. He's they're experts. Yeah. All right, here we go. Fedor looking stoic as fuck. I'm kind of nervous for Ryan. Well, it's a scary fight, man. He's fighting Fedor, bro. Here it goes. And he comes out the gate. You know, as he's older, he definitely doesn't give a fuck anymore. He just wants to take your head off.

He's looking for that hammer. Not on my watch, bro. Look at him. He's looking for that hammer. Look at that right hand. Fedor's just got that left hand loose and that right hand balled the fuck up. Dude, I didn't think Pico was ever going to lose again, so I don't know what's going to happen.

Hey, man, anything can happen. It's still one of the greatest heavyweights of all time, and Ryan Bader is a better fighter than he's ever been and really slick, man. He's smart. He's smart in his approach. Oh! Left hand!

Oh! Oh! Damn. Oh, Ryan Bader. What's up, bro? God, that was beautiful. What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

One shot. I told you. Dude. Holy shit, his left hook. Fucking Eddie. Call it, dude. Dude, he's got a sneaky left hook. It's like almost a jab.

Dude, think about what he's done this fucking tournament. Start locked out King Moe. Oh. Beat Mitrione. Dude. And I just starch fucking Fedor too no one starts his Fedor dude he busted his eye open too dude with a left hook and it was a weird left hook like it was almost like it looked like it started out as a jab and then turned over at the end that Arizona

State left hook like how Rose knocked out Ioana correct sir yes I want to see that holy shit call it the top shelf god that's where grandma keeps the cookies eddie trying to tell you guys you guys don't listen top shelf huh damn look at this let's watch this watch this left hand look at this it's almost like a jab he almost looks like he was gonna it almost like boom. Yeah, look at that again. Boom. Bing. So crazy. Good for him. Get down. Boom.

Get down. That's a good stop. That's a good stop. He took two shots. Gosh. Boom. That was almost like that Dan Anderson Bisbing shot. That extra shot. Do you think that's evident?

Watch this again. Is that evidence that Fedor just can't take a shot or is it a perfect punch? Or is it both? Fedor has heavy foot. I think it's both. I think that's evident? Watch this again. Is that evidence that Fedor just can't take a shot, or is it a perfect punch? Or is it both? Bader has heavy fucking... I think it's both. Probably both. I think it's more he's getting older. He's also 40.

Yeah. It's a little bit of that. It's a little bit of both, but damn, it's a perfect punch. He dropped his shoulder down, almost like he's going to jab to the body, right? Yeah. Yeah, it looked like almost a shot, jab, bam. Dude, Fedor's about to get paid. So what happens now?

He's a free agent. They got to pay the man. Look at the heavyweight champ. Light heavyweight champ. K.O.'s Fader with a left right. Shout out to Ryan Bader. Congratulations, sir. Man.

Is part of you sad to watch Fader get cracked like that? No. Wow. Interesting. Well, just because I'm a... Bader's my buddy. I love Bader. I love him, too.

You guys wouldn't listen You did call it dude Eddie's texting everybody You ain't tweeting that right now He's texting everybody Told you bitch Told you motherfuckers No it's just

At a certain point You just can't take shots You just can't You get hit That wasn't a That was a nice shot But it didn't appear to me You know

That it was the Heaviest shot ever No I've seen no game I hate to say I told you so to anybody, but to young fighters, this kind of shit is what I'm always trying to point out. Don't get caught up in the moment.

Don't get caught up in wars because every one of those will eventually, there's going to come a time when that credit card bill is going to come and you got all these charges and it's just, you don't have the money anymore. You're going to have to pay eventually. You're going to have to pay.

There's no way around it and if you fight a smart calculated fight like who the fuck gets hit the least in MMA you could definitely say Askren Wonderboy, Stylebender

Askren well Wonderboy's been dropped twice by Woodley at the highest level but for a long time he's had to hit for a long time I think Askren's probably

the number one but he's never fought anybody at the caliber of the UFC in their prime. He's going to now. We're going to find out. But just avoid it. Whatever you can do. Again, Jon Jones really doesn't take damage either.

He's so calculated and just such a fucking beast. For the young fighters, too, the other thing is you do all that work in the gym, all that work, and you have these advantages. Those even out when you're playing rock'em, sock'em. Then all that game plan, your coaches, you're disrespecting them because now it's level playing field. Whoever lands first. It's fucking idiotic.

Cyborg versus Nunes. Yes. There you go. Same thing. Didn't respect the game. Thought she could just steamroll her, walk towards her, she's going to blow her out of the water, pinned her up against a cage, and Nunes ca-ca-ca-rapped her. And that's what happens.

You learn. This is one person fighting on a narrative and fighting on emotions and trying to just overwhelm someone. Aaron Pico. And the other person responding and catching someone while there's these openings. Aaron Pico, same thing. I mean, he was pressing forward pressing forward and he gets it gets hit with that fucking haymaker of a right hand dude uh you think that's vader's side piece or is that his translator she's with him everywhere translator she's the translator

um i'm uh you know i'm very impressed how can you not be impressed what's next for beta though how much how much did he weigh for this fight 240 Was he 240 I don't know I think 230 Let's find out See if Jamie

Get the weigh in results 230 He looks good What's he gonna do He's a solid fucking 230 I'll tell you that That's a legit heavyweight I mean he can definitely make

205 205 No I mean that's what it has here Oh no that's wrong See official Bellator weigh-ins. See if they have it. There's his wifey.

He's super pumped, man. He's a champ champ now. Scott Coker. And he's a free agent. Bet on himself. What is that? He's the heavyweight Grand Prix champ? No, no.

He's the heavyweight champion of Bellator. And light heavyweight. Yeah. And light heavyweight. 227.8. 227. Okay. So kind of a light heavyweight.7.8 227 Okay So

Kind of a light heavyweight Kind of light Yeah Oh he's got three belts What happened there? I don't know I think he gave him another one Have another one bro

Because that was awesome That one has jewels on it That one's better than the UFC belt The new UFC belt Doo doo Yeah I wonder why they changed it Just to mix it up

But why? I don't know. I like the old one. And here's the thing now. If you're champ, so let's say Tony becomes champ and he gets that belt, they don't give you another belt. They just add another stone to it. Budget cuts.

Is it real? That's the word. That's the rumor. You don't get a new belt. They just add stones to your belt. I swear to God, I would negotiate that in my contract. You got to give me another fucking belt. I want the old belt. I want a legacy belt. They just add stones to your belt. I swear to God, I would negotiate that in my contract. I'd be like, you got to give me another fucking belt. I want the old belt.

I want a legacy belt. Those old belts are so sick. Yeah. Best belt of all time. Maybe I just don't like change, but I look at them like, God, that looks like a, we went a step back. It's like when Porsche went from the 993 to the 996. Yeah.

You had those goofy headlights. Those weird lights. The long ones. Only 1,200 people understand what the hell that means. And then Porsche went like this. 1,200. A lot more. But you know what's great about Porsche?

They went, my bad, my bad. Let's round them up again. You guys like those? We'll round them up again. UFC goes, fuck that. You guys are going to take this shit. Yeah, we got an octagon belt, motherfucker. Get them stones.

You love the UFC. Love the UFC, yeah. Not the belt, though. How can you not love the UFC? Are belts necessary? I like them, right? Of course Look how he did that

Look how he did that Very interesting Dude, how about Fedor didn't throw one punch? No, he caught him perfect, man I want to see that one more Watch how he does this I really like this Dips his left shoulder

And loops it in a weird arc, man Watch this Boom! Like half a jab, half a hook it was like this right wasn't like this it was like this long and he caught him at the very end i don't want to hear what he's saying yeah i don't think they'll let us what if he gets on there he's like dc you fucking pussy you absolutely suck mrico, come get some. Just drops the ultimate fucking. Yeah.

I think if I was him. He's really humble. I think I'd probably say I'm super thankful. I want to thank my team. And it was an honor to fight Fedor. Thanks a lot. Now pay me. I think he's even saying that on the mic, man. He's too smart.

Pay me. He's too smart. And look, good looking guy, articulate. He's knocking motherfuckers out like Fedor. I mean, that's a real heavyweight champion. You want that guy as your champ. Dude, he has so many belts on him right now. And that one has diamonds on it.

Might want to put those down so you could use your hands. No, don't, dude. I'd wrap them all around my neck so I can't see. Put one on your head like a turban. Yeah. And put the other one on my face and talk to the mic. Hey, you guys want to go you guys want to go see Fabrizio Verdun

versus Gordon Ryan I can't I can't go to Mexico no it's not in Mexico it's in LA we moved it it's not in LA when

Friday February 22nd it's going to be on Fight Pass that's a great fucking fight and Josh Barnett it's a four man tournament Josh Barnett

Rustem Chiziev, who fought Gordon Ryan in the finals of VBI 6. That's where Gordon Ryan was born. He won the absolute VBI. That was EBI 6. That was his first tournament. This is combat jiu-jitsu? Combat jiu-jitsu. Barnett's about to slap a bitch.

I would not do combat jiu-jitsu against him. Gordon Fabricio. Four-man tournament. Combat jiu-jitsu. That's an amazing. That's an amazing. That'd be sick. That's going to be fucking crazy. That's an amazing tournament. Yeah.

It's going to be crazy, dude. Because Josh Barnett just got beat by Gordon Ryan, too. Right. He got triangle. Dude, no one's beat Gordon Ryan. So there could be a rematch there. And Rustem, now he was in the finals. And Gordon beat him in the finals of the absolute EBI 6.

So there's two potential rematches alone. But then on top of that, you got Fabrizio Verdum versus Gordon Ryan in round one. Dude, I think Gordon Ryan is obviously the best thing in jiu-jitsu, but he wants to do MMA too. With his personality and his skill set, I think he's going to take over MMA too. He's a motherfucker. Well, it seems like Donaher is guiding him the right way, too. Donaher is telling him, like, you're going to learn how to strike first.

You're not going to go in there without any skills. Enjoy that. You're going to get better at that. His jiu-jitsu is so good. Combat jiu-jitsu is going to be, you know, people. It's going to be good for him. You know what? He'll do fine because if you watch his last few fights, he likes to mount.

He's not like this big leg locker. He's an expert at leg locks. He's got that whole system down. But he likes to mount, He's not like this big leg locker. He's an expert at leg locks. He's got that whole system down, but he likes to mount under jack and get arm triangles. That's perfect for MMS. Arm triangles in MMA, you have to be a savage

with arm triangles if you're fighting MMA. Plus his personality. He's a star. Well, he's a handsome kid. He's got a 28-pack. Tattoo on his chest. Tattoo on his chest. Might have the most ridiculous six-pack of all time.

Him and Wiz Khalifa should have a six-pack off. Dude, Wiz Khalifa is the size of this mic. He doesn't count. It doesn't count, but he's got a ridiculous six-pack. It's like saying that the starving kids in Africa are shredded. Are you guys going to be in town? Some of them are shredded. Friday, February 22nd?

Dude, I think I'm in town. If I'm in town, I'm 100% there. Mike Tyson's going to be there. You know, he's part sponsor. Oh, damn. His ranch? Well, the guy that's his partner in that owns Copper Gel. Yeah, they gave me some of that.

Yeah, so Copper Gel is sponsoring. That stuff is legit. What's Copper Gel? Look at him. Look at him. Dude. Look at his six pack. That's what I'm saying.

I'm not lying. No, I know he's shredded, but you compared him to Wiz Khalifa. Wait, did you see Wiz Khalifa? No, but he doesn't count. Stop. He doesn't count. Stop and give the man his propers. Let's see Wiz.

Wiz Khalifa. Show me that one with his super. No, no, no. Not like Wiz. No, Wiz has muscles. Like thick ass. He got on that TRT program? I don't know.

Look at him. Seriously. Holy shit. I told you, bitches. Damn. I told you, bitches. He's got a three pack, but they're like jumbo. He's body's up.

But they don't separate in the middle. There's a solid six pack. It's just, they're so dense. All he's doing is Muay Thai. He does Muay Thai like crazy. Put on 30 pounds of weight. Muay Thai would do that to you Yeah you gotta go to the right taco shop For lunch

You gotta get them Mexican supplements in your body Yeah but Gordon Ryan's is even more impressive And also Gordon Ryan is 230 pounds And he doesn't have to go chocolate body You can consider that That's true What does he weigh now?

He's probably 225 now. Didn't he do something crazy and get down to 170 just within a year or two ago for a tournament? Well, yeah. He used to fight at 170. That's crazy. That's what he says. Yeah, and then he decided to bulk up. How many Picos?

All of them? No comment. No comment. Who's testing? Nobody's testing. That's the thing, though. If you got Picos in your USADA,? Nobody's testing That's the thing though If you got Picos And you're USADA

You're good Here's the thing If you are a young guy And you're indulging In various ways To enhance your physical recovery And then You get off of that stuff

You're going to have An adaptation period And that adaptation period I mean This is an issue Hold on Why is it an issue Joe? It's not an issue

Well the issue is Your performance is going to suffer. Oh, you're saying if you're getting off it. I'm saying if you're on it. And you get off of it. He's a young guy. If he's on it, we're assuming he's on it. We don't know. Gordon?

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. What would you say? He could just have phenomenal genetics. Yeah. Okay. All jokes aside, if you do find someone, though, not him, let's say someone else.

Let's say he just has phenomenal genetics. Take anybody else, yeah. Someone else that does it. If they do do it and they're doing it in an untested form, like submission grappling. Correct. Which most submission grappling tournaments, you can get away with whatever you want. Correct, Eddie? There's no testing.

General. You guys test like the Olympia. Speaking completely honestly, we know for a fact that some competitors are indulging i don't know that okay also well i'll say from i would say yes okay i'm sure some are okay every sport they are though right maybe not just jiu-jitsu we know for sure some are right you know what i don't want to accuse any individuals but we know for sure some are for sure if when when you do have that situation where someone is on something and then they get off of something, then you have this adaptation period where their body's not producing testosterone as much anymore.

They're going to have to get on something else in order to kickstart it back up. But you can do that. You can do that. But here's the thing, too. You know, with this John Jones thing and the Pico Grant thing, and he did test positive now with Vada, right? And they still allow him to fight. Well, now let's say you are a jiu-jitsu guy who comes to the UFC and you did do stuff prior

and those picograms get flagged. Right. What are you doing? It depends entirely on what you're doing. It depends entirely who you are, Joe. Well, no. With USADA, it does not. It depends entirely on what you're doing.

No, Joe. In terms of whether or not you get punished twice for the same crime so if they can prove exactly the same way they proved with John

one of the things that's happening is that the testing is getting far better so they can test you for stuff now that a year ago was absolutely impossible

for sure so the threshold right now that they were saying this is where it's confusing to me the threshold that they tested John was supposed to be more stringent than Vada. Yes, and then the night of the fight, this is where it gets weird to me.

The night of the fight, the commission tested him, all the same period, same piss. Commission, USADA, and Vada all tested him, same piss. USADA didn't report anything. Commission didn't report anything Andy Foster cleared them to fight But then VADA did Does VADA have better testing now? It's all the same

So how's that possible? So you think shenanigans? With USADA, yes I think it's shenanigans Here's the other thing, Joe Here's what no one talks about With USADA, in the rule book No matter if it's PICO's, whatever it is If you get flagged It doesn't matter if it's Picos, whatever it is,

if you get flagged, it doesn't matter if it's from residue, whatever it is, you cannot compete until that is out of your body. That's the rule book. Black and white. It doesn't say, well, if it's Pico-Grams, you're still good. Doesn't matter. Right, but do you understand that he's not testing positive

for the actual steroid? Again, that doesn't matter. It's a metabolite. But in the rule book, it doesn't say that. Is that what it says? Yeah, it says if you test positive, regardless what it is, we can... Even for the actual steroid. Again, that doesn't matter. It's a metabolite. But in the rule book, it doesn't say that. Is that what it says? Yeah, it says, if you test positive, regardless what it is,

we cannot... Even for the metabolites. Yes, we cannot grant you the license to compete. Interesting. Which is interesting to me. Well... Now, I'm not saying

they should... This is why they don't suspect... This is why I honestly think why they're doing this because they don't know exactly how this is happening. I think they have their theories, which, you know, it works right now, but ultimately, they don't really exactly how this is happening. I think they have their theories, which it works right now,

but ultimately they don't really know what's going on. So if they were to suspend John and he's really not taking shit, he could sue the fuck out of him. So I think that's what's going on. Well, there's that, and then there's also this concept of double jeopardy, that they've already punished him for having this stuff in his system. There's no indication that he has recently taken it. That's not the rules, though, Joe. I understand, but they're making the rules up as they go along.

Which is an issue because if this was Corey Anderson, phenomenal fighter, not the same drawing power as John, what happens to the guy like that? That's where it's scared. What's the argument? Even if they're making it up as they go along, the parameters are changing. So the ability to test things is changing. So if someone takes, say, you take creatine, the creatine is tainted, and you have some forbidden substance in your system, and it's supposed to only stay in your system for six months if it's this certain stuff. But now the testing gets better.

And so now, instead of punishing you for something that you accidentally took, and then they test you, and they say, oh, we can prove that you accidentally took it, so we're only going to give you a six-month suspension. But then after the six months is over, they can still test it in you. Why? Because the testing's gotten better. Well, what do they do now? Because in the past, they would have said, well, it's time served. This is the only argument for the John Jones thing that makes sense, is that you don't want to punish a guy for something you've already punished him for

if you've proven that this is what he took. But the rule book is you can only compete when you pass the test. Have you read this rule book? Yes. I had a discussion with me and Chael and Chael went back and forth on text. How does Chael feel about this? What does he think?

He shouldn't be allowed to compete from his understanding. Whether you meant to take it or not right right the rule is if you do not pass the test we can't grant your license to fight that is the rules as explained to most all the fighters set for the real problem would be is what if it's proven at some point in time let's just say a big for if what if rather what if it's proven one time that they can tell if you've ever taken anything ever your whole life and they just disqualify anyone forever, even if it's an accidental test. But if that happens, I know it's a problem.

You won't have a sport. This thing is a weird thing. This pulsing thing of the metabolite. They don't really understand. Here's where it's weird. It makes no sense with our USADA testing. The USADA testing, their parameters are based off Olympic testing, right? Based off suspending guys two to four years

you know how fucked up that is to do a fighter like josh barnett that so how small is your window it's not we're not the olympics doesn't come every four years right it's such a small window you suspend these guys for two to four years right it's fucking silly right but here's the other question you're based off olympics but if a guy does juice and he hurts someone and gets away with it and then you catch him like you've been trying to catch him and then you catch him, how much should you suspend him for? Say if you've got a guy who's hired some Victor Conte-type individual back when Victor was doing this with the Clear. Yeah. And he hires some guy, and this guy gets him on some shit that no one knows what it is, and he's just running through people.

And he's looking like Yoel Romero and smashing people. You mean Vitor Belvoir, yeah. And everybody's like, I don't buy it. Something's wrong. Yeah. And then one day running through people. And he's looking like Yoel Romero and smashing people. You mean Vitor Belvoir, yeah. And everybody's like, I don't buy it. Something's wrong. And then one day you catch him. So you shouldn't have a career ever again? I don't know what you should do. Not four years.

That's ridiculous. Because we're going based off Olympic curriculum. The real question is how many people are cheating? And what should the punishment be? Should it be based on how many people are cheating? Or should it be based on the philosophy we're trying to get cheating out of the sport i don't know are you ever gonna get it out as you thought of the answer because obviously some shady question do you wish do you wish that the japanese were super crazy strict about steroids

back before pride no no no no as a fan you saw his ruling. All those fights wouldn't have happened. Right. So Anderson was making a point the other day, and a rational point, for letting a guy like him take something so that he could recover. You know, because he's 40 years old. He still enjoys fighting, but his body doesn't produce testosterone the right way anymore.

Correct. He's been trained. He's beaten. They tried that for a while. Remember, they made that. It was legal for a while. Vitor fucked it all up. And Overeem. Overeem and Vitor, they're like, I got to up. And Overeem. Overeem and Vitor,

they're like, bro, I gotta piss. Overeem didn't have a testosterone use exemption. Vitor did. Vitor did it legitimately. Dan Henderson did it legitimately. There's a few other guys

that did it. But Vitor was like, all right, you set up everything. You set up with the doctors, you trust me. You show up with the doctors. Yeah, that's what you have.

It's way worse. Yeah. It's way worse. And they didn't let anybody know. It was like know it was like it was totally legal just like insiders knew oh we knew

like the insiders I remember I'm gonna piss I'm gonna piss there was a guy in our gym they're like he got a TRT pass we're like

fuck man yeah but you have to be kind of a big name yeah you have to be in with Dana and Lorenzo yeah

like you can always be a guy like what like if they had like big veins on their bicep and on their shoulder they had that little spider vein. You're like, that motherfucker's on TRT. We were so jealous, man. I was like, I want a TRT exam.

How do you get it? You got to know someone deep inside. You have to be fucking. And no one believed it. It was like a conspiracy theory. It was like, no way. They allow it. He goes, yeah, dude, if you have a doctor's note, you could fucking do TRT.

And why not? No one would believe it. It was like, dude, you're full of shit. It could fucking do trt and why not and no one would believe it it was like dude you're full of shit it was a tinfoil hat conspiracy yeah now now i think the conspiracy's all with usada it's been such a shit show it just got exploited and everybody was tripping on that doctor's note with trt yeah yeah yeah and then they put a stop to it for a while there it was fucking legal sure Sure was. How crazy is that? And it was awesome. Oh, yeah, he had a doctor's mouth. But it was awesome.

And now it's two straight, and it's fucking things up, and guys have to do other shit, and they're getting caught. How would you like it? If you got to be the president of MMA, you were the fucking godfather. You saw the kick rocks. It's just making it more complicated. We'll put the money elsewhere. It's obviously not really working.

And what do you do about steroid testing? I kind of do a Hal Bellator, yeah. USADA kick rocks. It's just making it more complicated. We'll put the money elsewhere. It's obviously not really working. What do you do about steroid testing? I kind of do a how Bellator, yeah. How does Bellator do it? Just has the commission do it. What does that mean? It means you've got to be a moron to get caught by the commission. So if you're going to do shit, you've got to be clean.

Wait a minute. I didn't know this. So if there wasn't a USADA. Each state would have their own. The commission would be responsible for it. Correct. And what is it? They just don't know how to do them right?

They don't do it as strict. You get tested. You know, they don't do it weeks before. They don't come randomly. You get tests that, you know, when you weigh in or the day of the fight and the after the fight. And so what did fighters used to do? They could get it out of their system. They could tailor it off, yeah.

Oh, really? But there were certain states like L.A. or New Jersey were super strict, so guys like Chael Sonnen got caught in California. What happened to the Keith Thurman fight? Oh, I don't know. Keith Thurman, he fought tonight on Fox. Is that over? It should be over. It started at 6.

Maybe not. Maybe there's some fights on before it. There was, but... It's midnight on the East Coast. Fox has done so. See, Keith Thurman, it is? I'll check. Was it on Fox? Is that what it was?

It's over. Or was it ESPN? It's over? Yeah. Who won? I'm trying to find... What did you guys talk about? Keith Thurman tweeted your boys back tonight.

Oh, he won? Whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on. Keith tweeted that? Yeah, it retains title he has a good fight for him for god's sakes now everyone wants to see him versus earl spence but earl spence fight mikey garcia i asked brendan uh if he was the king or the president of mma how would he what would he do about the steroid situation and he said he would get rid of usada correct and then and then have the commission see you nerds have the commission test Which basically means that

All you gotta do is just be You know Careful You're still gonna do shit but night of the fight you're clean Night of the fight you're clean But if you're clean the night of the fight Wouldn't that be Clean from a piss test

I think Is that how they used to do it? Yeah. That's how they did it when I fought. When Alistair fought Brock, he was clean. You know,

he tested clean. Yeah. Because it was a very simple urine test. It was like Quest Labs type shit. You get a job at UPS, they're not checking you

for mushrooms. Yeah. So you would just have the commission do it. It was a better sport then. Yeah. It was a better sport then. It was a better sport. So that's how Bellator does it.

They just don't really. Let me ask you this. Did anybody ever approach you and said, hey, man, I think we can get you on some stuff? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. How do they say it? It was like locker room talk.

They're like, oh, I got this guy, dude. He's great. He does this, this, this. I can afford it. A fighter saying this. Yeah, that's how it starts, the fighters. Or a coach would be like, oh, I got this guy, dude. He's great. He does this, this, this. I can afford it. A fighter. Yeah, that's how it starts, the fighters, yeah. Or a coach would be like, hey, man, you know, you could do this, this. I couldn't afford it, though.

How much were they talking? I don't know, because they were going through, like, a doctor. And I just remember. Hair clothes. Hair clothes. A doctor. I don't think he's still in business. And I remember they're like, your insurance won't cover it, so you got to pay him cash.

I remember I asked. And I remember at the time, I was like, oh, fuck, that's a car payment, man. There's no remember Your insurance won't cover it So you gotta pay him cash I remember I asked I remember at the time I was like God fuck That's a car payment man There's no way I couldn't do it Would I have done it?

Probably Yeah probably Short window man I wonder what Bob Sapp is up to lately Good question Fucking girls in Japan He's on weedy boxes

And dressing up as Godzilla Not even doing that Dude he had a real problem in Japan You know he had to leave Oh for the He did a K-1 fight And they wouldn't let him boxes and dressing up as Godzilla. Dude, he had a real problem in Japan. You know he had to leave. Oh, for the Yoko... He did a K-1 fight and they wouldn't let him sign a contract before he fought. He's like, I'm not fighting without a contract. And they said, first you fight, then we give you a contract.

And he was like, fuck you. And so he walked out on the finals and it was the end of him. See, Bob Sapp had become a huge star in Japan. And I don't think people in America completely understood. I mean, he was like. He was on literally the cereal boxes. Big billboards. Yeah.

He had fucking figurines made of him. I mean, he's like, what is a comparable celebrity in the United States? Like a super athlete maybe. Who would be big right now? He was so big. And he was such an oddity Because he was literally 370 pounds With ass Do you think about those little Japanese girls

Just sucking him off Good luck ladies Good luck God And he probably Yeah Oh dude Jesus

Can you imagine Hey man Remember the fuck bed Who's twice Sketch that we wrote Yes Design We wrote a Look at him So he's still fighting Hey, man, the guy beat Ernesto. Who's twice? Remember the sketch that we wrote? Yes. Design.

We wrote a... Look at him. So he's still fighting. This was a couple years ago, yeah. He won the MMA fight. If he's doing well, he was a prom, but... He still looks big. Oh, he's still giant. He's giant again.

Does he tap from mount? No, I think he beats this guy out. No, he won this fight. He looks big again. He's always a little bit of a... Damn. He's got a belly. But, dude, when he fought Noguera, he was about as fucking scary as a human being.

Dude, he almost broke Noguera's back. Oh, KO that guy. Damn, that guy's in shape that he's fighting. He almost broke Noguera's back. Dude, he landed him on his head. Remember that pile driver? Yeah. Noguera said he'd cut Noguera for a long time.

Yeah. Yeah. For life? Yeah, he's so fucked up. Really? He had some problems. That's crazy, man. He still threw a long time. Yeah. For life? Yeah, he still fucked up for me. Really? Yeah, he had some problems. That's crazy, man. He still threw a mean right at me.

Bob Sapp was so big. So ginormous. He was such a nightmare. Like, what do you do with that? And because he was on everything, his fucking cardio wasn't the worst for a guy that big. He didn't have the best fighter's heart, but he's just such a fucking monster. Science project. Yeah. But if the fight went for

a long time yeah that was an issue yeah the fight went for a while well you know and after a while he took a bunch of beatings and he's like that's a good that's enough like after cro-cop broke his eyeball oh yeah that'll do it cro-cop smashed his eyeball remember one eye was open more than the other eye was because they get that orbital is fucked, man. When people get their orbitals smashed, almost always one eye is more wide. Dude, is there anything worse than one eye? I call it the sniper. You don't want the fucking one eye bigger than the other.

Can you make the other one bigger? I don't think so. Is there surgeries? Is there surgeries you can do? Yeah, tell them to go in there and fucking straighten out that eyeball. You don't want the sniper, bro. Yeah. I thought that was Theo Vaughn for a second. That up gender neutral haircut son gender neutral you don't know what i am

that's uh marky mark ironing clothes oh this is four brothers good movie all adopted mom gets murdered and they have to avenge her death in detroit michigan oh i remember this movie look at you dude you're like imdb yeah dude i know my database i know it's useless i get 90s reference for days so we wrap this bitch up i think so man pico bum me out fedor well the it didn't bum me out it bummed me the fuck out it sucks for him for sure i sucked him off so hard before that fight but for corrales it's a great thing and for for martial arts when something like that happens, every young fighter gets another little piece of information in his database of experiences that he can at least view.

Maybe not have, but view and put that in your mind. Okay, this is what happens when you throw caution to the wind and you just slug it out with somebody. When you just slug it out and you stand right in front of somebody, sometimes you get knocked out. It's a bad idea. And, you know, I mean, he was winning the fight up until that moment. He cracked the guy.

He had hurt him. He looked amazing. And then, boom, he's standing. I mean, he's so good, but he's still human. And that's just the reality of being a human being that's fighting. And I'm bummed out. Yeah. I get it because you know the guy.

I get it. yeah i get it because you know the guy i get it um i can't say that i think those those experiences it's not good for him right because it happened he got hurt he got hurt bad but it's it's valuable for all of us to take in what happens when you know look every time a guy gets knocked out believe it or not it's valuable for the overall database of martial arts. Yeah. Even a striker like Mirko Krokop has decided on at least two fights, I think, where he decided, you know what? I think I have a better shot taking this motherfucker down and throwing elbows on the ground from the top. Give him a double taga.

Right? A double taga, yeah. You know what I mean? That was like a strategy that he thought, you know what? I'm getting clipped every now and then. It's like Russian roulette. He's one of the greatest strikers of all time. One of the most dangerous motherfuckers out there.

And he even got to the point where he was like, you know what? I think I have a better shot taking this motherfucker down and smashing him. Even Vanderlei Silva did that once or twice. Well, you remember when Crow Cop fought Randleman. Randleman KO'd him. And Randleman was known as more of a wrestler. But, you know, he's a fucking stud athlete. That's why MMA is the best sport.

This is literally why it's the best sport. Well, it's certainly the craziest to watch. I mean, when Pico got knocked out, we all jumped out of our chairs. I fell on the ground. We all walked around. I started crawling on the ground in disbelief. It's crazy. It's a crazy fucking sport, man.

A crazy sport. How crazy is it that we all work in it somehow? What happened there? My family is fucking still confused. How the fuck is anybody paying you to learn how to fight? I don't know. I'm pulling it off. It's working.

My family does not. I don't know. I'm pulling it off. It's working. My family does not, does not, I left my family as a musician, not a, as a pussy who never got in any fights. I got in a couple fights,

but I wasn't known as a fighter. Right. You know what I mean? I wrestled a couple years, so I thought I was cheating. When I would fight, I would just double-legged and punch him in the stomach

until the teacher broke it up. But I was never, ever considered a dangerous guy at all by my family, by my closest friends that I grew up. So even today, they're like, they still like, man, how did you pull that off, dude? Like, what the fuck? I'm like, dude, I don't know. I got lucky. I love it. You paid attention to it, you know?

I got fucking lucky, dude. It's a good path, though, because it shows everybody that if you really just learn something, you get good at it, you keep getting better at it, you keep acquiring information, testing yourself, really being obsessed with it, you eventually, one day, after years of training, you become a fucking wizard at it, whatever it is, in comparison to how you were when you first started. It doesn't matter what you do. Like, stand like you you doing stand-up to your dude you did two years in you did a fucking showtime special me and brian were in the back room we were shaking our head

like two years in he did a fucking showtime it's crazy incredible but you put in the fucking work you started out you were uncomfortable at first you got better and better you kept working on it you chipped away at it you were constantly constantly doing sets constantly going over your material and you pulled it off you had the mma work ethic with comedy yes and a pro athlete at work ethic yeah yeah but it's it's that thing that's good for people to see i know it feels bad if you're not doing anything in your life and it was one of the things that people do when they hate one of the things that people do when they hate like if you're kicking ass they get upset because they're not and they're looking at you like you're not that good or you're

not that this you're not that a lot sometimes those criticisms are valid but at the end of the day the reason why they're expressing them as exuberantly as they are is because they find flaws in their own life that they don't like to address and when they see someone that's doing well they they go after them they shit on my favorite it's the hater culture but what i'm find flaws in their own life that they don't like to address. And when they see someone that's doing well, they go after them and they shit on them. My favorite. It's the hater culture. But what I'm trying to say is... I think it's natural.

It's natural. Is it natural? Yes. I'm not like that. What I'm trying to say, though, is for all those people, if you just stop putting any energy into that, stop.

It doesn't help you. I've done it before. I did it when I was younger. I 100% am guilty of what I'm saying. But it's a waste. It's a giant waste of time. If you just get better at stuff, just find a thing, whatever that is. If it's Jiu-Jitsu, if it's stand-up comedy, whatever it is, just find that thing and keep going.

Just keep going. Concentrate on getting better. My favorite is when people go, Rogan writes your shit. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, Rogan wrote the hour for me. Yeah, that's exactly what he did. Imagine if I had the time to do that. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what's happening. I if I had the time to do that. Yeah, yeah.

That's exactly what's happening. I'm barely getting into my own comedy. He's giving my perspective, and he's writing it, you fucking moron. That's hysterical. That is impossible. Impossible. Comedy doesn't work that way. Well, you know who did do that, though, for a lot of guys?

Well, definitely did that for Chris Rock was Richard Jenney. Richard Jenney would tighten up dudes' material. You would punch it up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would go do sets, and he would sit in the back of the room, and he would watch, and be like, hey, you got to drop that. You got to drop that. Get rid of that.

Just start it with this and go into that. He would give you this, and guys would just listen to him. That's kind of cool. Some guys have done that. Well, I've gone with Bert Kreischer. I told him my story, and he's like, but he doesn't say do this. He'd go, it's too long here. Right, like you're but he doesn't say do this he'd go you're you're too long here right right right focus on this and do this yeah be mean and like focus on this

you've always done that yeah back when i did uh um those few open mics like 15 years ago i remember i bombed so bad this one set in the or that you just grabbed me and said follow me and you just dragged me to the back well i had to tell you i remember i had to tell you because i was high and i had to tell you why was it because when you're high like thoughts they're slippery you were so mad at me no i was not mad at you i was never mad at you i was never mad at you but i wanted to no no i was not disappointed but i recognized what that was because i had done it i'd done it before you you went in there it didn't go well and then you just crashed and burned yeah but what happened with you which is interesting is you got really good at talking publicly and as you got better at talking publicly and doing classes and

teaching classes then a transition back to m to stand-up comedy actually made sense because now you weren't nervous at all because before you were always really funny, but the hard part was you being yourself on stage. Yeah. And that's a- That was hard. And I had no public speaking experience. That's huge. I mean, I had zero,

zero public speaking experience and I knew it. And I thought, you know what? I'm going to have to really spend a lot of fucking time with this if I'm going to do it right. And I just didn't want to spend the time. So I decided, you know what? I can't do it. Let me just didn't want to spend the time so I decided you know what I can't

do it let me just focus on Jiu Jitsu you know what you could do if you could someone's going to do it eventually but if you could get Joey Diaz for his comedy to come off on a special like the same way he had all of us in the back of the comedy we're all doing something right I'll tell you after the show

I'll tell you after the show I thought I broke my rib the next morning I was telling, dude. I'll tell you after the show. I got something going on. I thought I broke my rib the next morning. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Yeah, we have a plan. Joey does that.

Ari and I were literally just texting right before the show started. But like, I watched his Netflix special. Not that anything's wrong with it. He's still a fucking monster. But if you could capture that, man.

Game over. Best in the world. Those Netflix specials, what they're doing is a half an hour set. They're doing it with a bunch of other people that they probably don't work with a lot and they have two shots they have the first show and then they have a second show and sometimes it doesn't work out as well it's hard you're under pressure it feels weird you're not used to the crowd maybe the the audience is lit up in a weird way it also gets lost in the

shuffle though because there's a there's a ton of them on there you know i'm saying like joey he's in with a bunch of other guys. You can't fault that, because the ones that stand out, I mean, look at whether you like it or not, like that Nanette thing from Hannah Gadsby. I still haven't seen it, but it stood out, and a lot of people liked it. For different reasons, though, right? Okay, but there was other ones that didn't stand out for that, but they stood out because people really responded to it.

Tom Segura's. I mean, Tom's selling out these places because people responded so well to his special. No, no, no. Oh, no, no. I'm not saying, no, Netflix is amazing. I'm saying how his was released in Degenerates.

There's eight 30 minutes. It's a package. It still doesn't matter. It really doesn't. You think if it's good, it's good. Yeah. Well, D'Elia crushed. I've been hearing a lot about

Neil Brennan's special from people that watched the last one. Oh, he was on there. That's right. He was on there, too. Yeah, the comedians of the world. I've been hearing a lot about that Brennan's special from people that watched the last one. Oh, he was on there. That's right. He was on there, too. Comedians of the World. I've been hearing a lot about that set. I love that set.

Neil Brennan is a monster. I don't want to say anything about his new stuff because I'll give away the premises, but he's murdering it. No, he's a motherfucker. I was super impressed with Neil Brennan. I was like, whoa, this is the funniest I've ever heard of. I love that.

Oh, he's a monster. Very good. He's very good. He's definitely the best one i've seen so far on that on that special he's very smart man he's very smart and his new stuff is excellent his analogy of isis his analogy of isis dude don't say but yeah yeah he punches up a lot of people your favorite comedians shit he punches up yes ellen's yes rock chris rocks yes i mean i mean that kind of stuff yeah he was he was Dave Chappelle's writing partner

well for the Chappelle show yeah that was back when we were friends with him he hadn't even done stand up yet remember that when we hung out with him in New York

Eddie came with me when I did the Fear Factor Chappelle sketch yeah we did a weird ass warehouse you know what's funny how long ago is this though

2004 2004 it was a long time ago was it even it might have been three. It could have been three.

We fly out to New York and they're filming all day in this fucking old ass warehouse with no windows and it's freezing. Everybody's in winter

coats. We had a standby a little. One of those burner heater things. Those portable inferno heater things.

Eddie and I were fucking huddled by this thing. Yeah, everybody was. The cameraman, the grips, and he did the crackhead character, Dave Chappelle. So he stayed in character. Y'all got any more? Yeah, exactly. Got any more rocks?

He stayed in character the whole fucking day. Really? And he's trying to tell him about me. Like he introduced me to Dave Cipollone. He goes, this guy, he just tapped Hoyler Gracie. And he was like, Hoy's Gracie? God damn! He was doing a whole bit.

Yeah, so every time we ran into each other throughout the day, he'd look at me and go, you tapped Hoy's Gracie? Damn! It was hysterical. Over and over and over and over and over he would say the same shit

I wonder why it took Neil so long to get into stand up he's such a brilliant writer well I think he sat back and watched it and probably thought

he could do it and then said you know what let me just give it a shot and just took to it like a duck to water yep yeah

but had a good conversation about stand up with him last night I just saw Sebastian's special Yesterday Last night

Sebastian Excellent Dude Excellent It's so crazy That we used to see We've seen him He was just one of the regulars

At the OR When we'd go in You ready for this In 2001 He just sold out Four shows At Madison Square Garden It's incredible

Do you know how many people That is Incredible It's 18,000 people a show He sold out Sebastian Four shows Yeah He sold out four shows. Yeah.

He sold out four shows. He's the best. He's top 10, right? For most highest earnings. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedy. Well, this year he probably is going to be number one, if I had to guess. Seinfeld's saying, hold my beer.

No, no, no. Seinfeld can't do that. He can't sell out four shows at Madison Square Garden like that. He might sell out one. Four is crazy. There's guys like Louis C.K. Kevin Chappelle. But Louis C.K. I think sold out two in a row.

I don't think he ever did four like that in a weekend. It's a weekend, dude. He sold out four in a weekend. That's insane. It's insane. It's insane. It's almost unprecedented. Dice did it.

Dice sold out Madison Square Garden. How many times? Kevin Hart. I don't know. I don't know. Kevin Hart is four. Kevin Hart's the biggest. The thing about Dice that you always have to give up is that Dice was numero uno. Nobody did that before.

Nobody did anything like that before. What Dice done, what he did, he would sell out arenas when nobody had even heard about doing this before. Nassau Coliseum. Not even Eddie Murphy? Dice. Dice. Dice.

Eddie Murphy was close though, right? He was until he stopped doing stand-up, but he never quite reached the heights that Dice Dice Eddie Murphy was close though right He was until he stopped doing stand up But he never quite reached the heights that Dice did Dice was absolutely without a doubt Unprecedented Because I remember it was happening as I was getting Into stand up So as I was getting into stand up Dice was selling out arenas

And he would sell them out like two three nights In a row and he'd done Hundreds of arena shows all over the country Nobody had been like that before Before everybody was doing like places that i used to do sebastian is kind of like a like a different version a newer like cleaned up version of dice sort of you know what i mean they used to go on the road together yeah they're like sebastian dice yeah yeah he tells a story about not doing a long enough set have you heard this no forget sebastian talked about this he's opening for him and he he's supposed to do 12 minutes and he did eight and he came to the back and

dice just fucking tore him a new one it's like what the fuck are you doing well it's great 12 yeah you gotta do your shit you gotta do 12 dice i guess also ask his mind right yeah went too early oh dude i did a show with the guy once i went to the green room and a minute and a half later he came backstage it was great i go that's great i go what are you doing he goes he just goes i can't do it he can't do it you're done he goes yeah i'm just uh i can't so i walked out through the green room door onto the stage and the audience is looking at me like what the fuck is this in the uk yes yes yes i remember that I remember that shit. Famous guy?

Oh, yes. No, no, no. Don't throw him under the bus. You don't want to say his name, but a guy went out, bombed. Remember that? Yeah. And then the whole night, you were trying to coach him back. He was like, I'm done with it.

I quit. I'm never going to do this again. Wow, he was just trying to coach him back. Well, he just- The crowd didn't like him. This is what happened. He used to do stand-up, and then he stopped doing it. He had a regular job, too, and then he stopped doing it like it he had a regular job

too and he wasn't wasn't doing it as much and he i think he was drinking would i know him would i know him no no no good guy though i like him a lot it was a bummer hopefully he figured it out but look it's fucking hard man it's even harder in england man you want to make it in england it's not it's not as easy as it is have you ever had like just a nightmare show like that like it was just horrible that not not one of my not not at one of my one hours like if i'm on the road no if you bomb it there you know i don't know what you're doing but at the comedy story i've ate all the dicks in the room yeah well you're really lucky they're coming to see you they're really excited to see you that's what i'm saying when i'm on the

road it's Those are my people But that's why But the Comedy Store Laugh Factory I've ate tons of dicks Those are so important Those weird shows That's why I don't

Where there's 15 people On the lineup And they might be there To see D'Elia They might be there To see Theo They might be there To see Joey

That's scary shit That's the only way To get good That's what you're supposed to do I did Flappers the other night And you know It wasn't my crowd I could notice right away

There's old people in the back it's kind of you know they're all on pills yeah yeah it's always better when they're there to see you all i know is that whiskey's fucking good that's good whiskey you want another one uh i gotta drive okay and that thing's fast as fuck how funny is doing stand-up it's the funnest shit it's the funnest shit ever when you don't bomb yeah yeah if it goes great it's uh it's too much fun dude i have a last saturday my special so rogan introduced me i come out in the crowd so awesome not crowd boom and uh i start getting emotional like my eyes start to fill up with tears i'm like oh fuck dude fuck do not cry do not fucking cry so they'll definitely use the edit of the second show because I didn't get emotional.

Wow. Because I had to find my way in that first one. It was a great crowd too, man. They were super hyped. Ridiculous. It was really fun. It was so cool, man. Yeah, I counted up.

I did like 10 minutes. I did like 10 minutes. Oh, shit. Oh, really? Stepped off the side and then I brought Brendan up. Yeah, it was awesome, man. We were so proud of you. Yeah, I love it, man.

It was so cool. Yeah, it was so cool. It was so fun, man. Best night of my life, man. Hands down. It was super positive, man. Dude, I drove all fun man Best night of my life man Hands down Super positive man Dude I drove all the way The fuck down

And all the way the fuck back In a night I can't believe you did that I drove five and a half hours down And two and a half hours back Eight hours of driving son It was rough By the time I got home

I got my head out the window Trying to stay awake Air conditioning on my face You're just imagining How good that bed is gonna feel Oh yeah You're just like fuck Dude but I told you to feel. You're just like, fuck. I told you I'd get you a room, whatever you want.

I'd pay Burr to fly in a helicopter, but he's like, no, you've got to get back. My helicopter would have been great. I offered it. How much would a helicopter cost? I don't know. I offered it. I had to drive. My daughter had a gymnastics event, and so I was going to get back.

I had to get back in the morning. I got emotional before the thing because, obviously, you showing up, Brian, my boys, and then Theo sent me this video, this heartfelt video. Dahlia, Bert, Tom Segura. I'm like, what the fuck? Joey Diaz. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck, man? It's just the most, man.

Yeah, when you were like, hey, man, you don't have to come like, listen, motherfucker, I'm coming. Yeah. I'm like, I'm coming. I'm like, I'm coming. I'm like, I'm not going to miss that. I need to see that. I need to see that. It was fun. It was a good night.

It was very positive. Positive vibes. I was beaming like half the way home until I started getting tired. I was super happy. Yeah, I was so happy. When does it come out? I'd say May. May or April. when does it come out uh i'd say may may or april so you gotta tour now and then try to work in new

material while you're touring here's the thing i'm no i'm not going on the road to march i have and you're gonna be like you're a fucking idiot i almost have seen because i record the special i'm done with that man so i'm trying to i'll still do obviously i have to do certain bits when i do the story but i'm trying to get at least 30 minutes before well you should um but it's not a bad idea to do the road while you still can because you can make money doing clubs and doing theaters and all the different things you do and the the strategy that i always employed it's not the best one you You can do whatever you want, but what I like to do is do a bit that I know works

and then some new shit and then a bit I know works and then some new shit. I make sandwiches. I make shit sandwiches. Correct. And then eventually I turn that shit into beef jerky and then eventually it's a steak.

It just takes time, but that's the best way I've found is you've got to give them some stuff that's 100% legit or- You have to You gotta give them Some stuff that's 100% legit Or You have to I do I definitely still do

Workout sets Like in town Where there's fucking around But even now It's like What if I do a workout set At the store Like a lot of times

It's mobbed man I mean At the store you can't I can't do It's mobbed It's mobbed I mean you go to that main run And you go on stage

And they go fucking crazy Like they got babysitters bro I got a plan. Because I had horrible anxiety. Literally, the next morning I woke up, I had the worst anxiety. I'm like, I come up with all new shit. I got a plan because I feel better about it. I don't bump people, but I understand it.

Because with a guy like Chris Rock or Louis C.K. or a lot of the guys that would... When I say bump, it's not thought of as a negative thing. It's thought of as a negative thing If you really Don't deserve it Right Like if you're A certain person

You try to bump people And people are like This fucking guy's Bumping people But you know If Chris Rock shows up Generally most people Just let him go on stage

Dave Chappelle Perfect example You just let him go I think it's a respect thing I think it's a complete respect thing But what it is It's how they Manage to try

Stand up When they know It's not their audience Like they're famous So it's a complete respect thing. But what it is, it's how they manage to try stand-up when they know it's not their audience. They're famous, so it's almost like every audience is Dave Chappelle's audience. Home games for them. But that's how you develop material. Because if people are coming to see you, 100%, then you feel more inclined to do new stuff. Whereas if you're just dropping in, you feel like you can work on new stuff better. If people come to see you, you're going to do stuff that's tried and proven.

I caught him last Tuesday night. He was in the OR. I was leaving, and I passed by, and I'm like, oh, shit, Dave Chappelle's on stage. And everybody, I mean, there was so much goddamn loving, positive energy in that room. And he was just sitting on a chair,

smoking a cigarette, and he was just sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette and he was standing anything he said people lost their fucking mind like one line he would he would just sit there don't ever tell your wife's gay friend shit and then people would lose their fucking mind they didn't even have to hear the rest of the story everybody comedians were dying

that's such a funny premise yeah it's like fuck dude he's so good so confident he's just he's like the

fucking Yoda you know of comedy he's just incredible he's as good as anybody that's ever lived yeah hell fucking yeah

and he's got his own style too this laid back, you know. So confident, dude. Just calm and silly. He knows he's going to kill. It's like impossible. Also, I love how he wears his own clothes. You notice that?

What do you mean? So this is a Gucci fucking shirt, right? He would have that Gucci sign taken off and it says, Dave, DC. He has his logo on it. I think it's just a C, right? Is it just a C? It's just a C. That's right.

It's just a C on all his clothes. His fucking jean jacket, his jeans. Really? Does he get those clothes made? I think it's his own line. I'm not sure, but obviously I'm a weird fashion dude. I wear my shirts all the time. It's different, though.

His is designer shit. His jean jacket will just have his logo on it. His chain will be his logo. Really? shirts i wear my shirts all the time different though his is like designer shit like he like his jean jacket will just have his logo on it his chain will be his logo really his shirt will be his logo smart as fuck he's like why am i gonna wear other people's shit well it's also like you don't want to get caught up in that designer name trap where people are trying to wear gucci everywhere and all these different you know what i'm saying like people get caught up in that where they have to show that off I hear you it's fucking stupid yeah yeah

would you rather have a big old B on everything oh man why don't you go for it Dolce Gabbana uh no

Dolce no okay what is I don't know what's good what's top of the line Gucci is Gucci top of the line right now

Louis Vuitton in probably six months with Virgil's release. He's the head creator now. They're going to take over. What the fuck did you just say? I know.

I know. Jamie understands a little bit. Do you understand, Jamie? He's on black Twitter. Gucci. What else is the shit? Gucci off-white's huge right now Prada's still good?

Prada's good What it's like Are there certain watches That guys try to wear? Rolex is always killing it Always killing it Rolex is never gonna go anywhere Never goes anywhere

You gotta ice up Rolex And you're a rapper You're a winner Yeah Right? Always The Daytona's classic But if you're like

A Floyd Mayweather You gotta take it to another level Louis Vuitton? Can Floyd wear Louis Vuitton? No he wears a Louis Vuitton all the time He wears Gucci all the time Daytona's classic. But if you're like a Floyd Mayweather, you've got to take it to another level. Louis Vuitton? Can Floyd wear Louis Vuitton? No, he wears a Louis Vuitton all the time. He wears Gucci all the time. Gucci's like hot in the streets.

That's number one. Gucci's like hot in the streets. Number one. It's a crossover. How do you know this? Because their style. It's just, you'll see. Is it in the magazines? Is there like a pound for pound top 25?

It's just like, it's out there. I don't know. It's just. You have your finger in the pulse, but where's the bloodline? What magazine do you have to read? The pulse is like one kind of. What kind of magazine? The pulse will start with like.

What's the website? There he is. Where do we go? This is him with, this is millions of dollars worth of watches. Play this because it's so preposterous. Start it from the beginning and play it. I'm still going. He's so ridiculous.

He's got like 30 watches with him. But can you do it from the beginning? What's that? I can't start it over. Okay. Look at this. Do you know the kind of security he has to have? Look at this.

But you know what? You know what? What's crazy is this. 30 days, 30 watches. If he had 10 more days, I'd take 10 more watches. Jesus Christ. Look at this. But then I say, fuck it.

If I want to bring out the one and only, then I bring out the watch that costs 18 million. Oh my God. That's so preposterous. Shit. 18 million dollars

on your wrist? That's insane. Plus, press play, Jamie. That's a lot of million. Matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do? What's up? For you motherfucking haters today

I'm gonna go fuck off $50,000 Cause I ain't got shit else to do You motherfuckers Money made All motherfucking day That's the end That's ridiculous He's a crazy person

$18 million watch Does he really hate 50 Cent Or is that an act It's a good question That's the real thing I think they're really mad at each other Yeah I don't think It seems like 50 Cent

And a lot of people get in each other Yeah, I don't think Floyd's is a fuck It seems like 50 Cent and a lot of people get in little scraps Yeah Yeah, I don't know Floyd gets in some scraps Well, you know, I mean, when you act like that That's his whole thing But the problem is like Adrian Broner tries doing the same thing But he doesn't win, so it's tough

You know, his, I think his slogan's about billions Adrian Broner, AB, about billions. Adrian Boner. AB, about billions. It's tough. It's a tough sell. Well, if he was lighting everybody up on fire. Sorry. Whoa.

Oh, shit. Jamie's mixing it up. Dude, how about a DJ? Jamie, Jamie. What was that? Black Twitter? No, it's 50 Cent's Instagram page. He's talking about Adrian Boner.

Y'all know I beat that boy. He said, what is 50 Cent saying? Is he talking shit about Adrian? Oh, it's 50 Cent's Instagram page. He's talking about Adrian Broder. Y'all know I beat that boy, he said. What is 50 Cent saying? Is he talking shit about Adrian? Oh, damn, AB. I want my money. I bet on you back. Oh, look at this. 50 Cent's the guy that just jumps in to stay relevant, huh?

That's a little bit of it. Like, he's trolling, and he gets his name out there. Well, he definitely does that. Yeah. What does he still do these days? It looks like he's got a bunch of parties he's doing. He's on power, right? He's on power?

Those are shows? He does launch parties, so he's got a brand. I think he owns that club. Yeah, I think he's doing parties. I don't think he's necessarily rapping there. He doesn't rap anymore, right? No, he's an actor. He's on power, and then he made a shitload of money off vitamin water, they say. Although that might be a rumor, because they said he's bullshit. I think's on power. And then he made a shitload of money off vitamin water, they say.

Although that might be a rumor because they said he's bullshit. I think he might be an investor in Bellator. Yeah, he's a co- What is he doing with Bellator? He's involved in it. It's almost like he's doing that same shit that, what was the girl? Carmen Lecter did. You know, like a celebrity.

Remember when she was connected to the UFC? Carmen Lecter was? Yeah. You don't remember? Eddie Bravo? She was the post-fight interviewer or something. No, no, no. What? No, no, no. No, she to the UFC. Carmen Electra was? Yeah. You don't remember? Eddie Bravo? She was the post-fight interviewer or something. No, no, no. What?

No, no, no. No, she was the liaison. She was like a celebrity. She was like a promoter. Celebrity promoter of the UFC. That's a brilliant name. Like MC Hammer? I want to say I wasn't.

No, he was a manager. He was my manager. I want to say I wasn't working for the UFC then. Yeah. See there. Look at her. Carmen Electra with Carlos Newton. Dude, I'm in.

Jens Pulver. Tito Ortiz. Chuck Liddell. Yeah. Wow. the ufc then yeah see there look at her carmen electra with carlos jen's pulver yeah wow who's the other guy behind her who's the guy behind her dan henderson look at so look at randy look at that picture crazy so that was current culture so carmen electra was like uh you know she was a hot celebrity. Top 10 hottest of all time. And she would do these interviews and she would talk about the UFC. Yeah. Dude,

I'm all about that. Bring that shit back. They tried it for a little while, but I don't think they got a lot of mileage out of it and so they bailed on that. That's a bad idea. She's so hot.

Yeah, well, she was really nice too. I did a thing with her for Spike TV back in the day. We did some car thing. You're fucking right, dude. Kid Rock and Spike.

Were you single at the time? No Sorry Well That ends this shit I don't think she was either So it's alright But you can figure it out You know

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