The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - July 11, 2020

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

Joe is joined by Joey Diaz & Tony Hinchcliffe to watch the fights on July 11, 2020.

Booyah! And we're live. The COVID crew cannot make it. Brian Callen, Brian Callen's still coughing. Not doing so good. Brendan Schaub is 100%. He even tested negative. But there's a 14-day mandatory quarantine, bitch. You gotta take it. Joey motherfucking Diaz is in the house. i'm very excited about these fights tonight i'm very excited this is an amazing card it's an amazing card and of course the golden pony in the house yeah tony hinchcliffe this is uh we are taking precautions for covid everyone gets their own joint that's how we do it here and uh buffalo trace will kill anything if you have any problems

just put it on your microphone Put it on your fingers Whatever you need You want a drink? I'll have a little one, yeah Come on, that's what I'm talking about Ice or no ice? Ice

Alright Joey You're so crazy, bro On the way up here I told myself I'm gonna have a drink I'm such a pussy You can have a little drink I can't

No? Because I can't lie to a cop If he pulls me over And he says I've been drinking Joey, we'll be a little drink. I can't. No? Because I can't lie to a cop. He pulls me over and he says, I've been drinking. Joey, we'll be here for three hours. I know, but still. One drink right now. 400 fucking pounds. I haven't drank the whole quarantine.

Okay, then don't have a drink. I haven't drank the whole quarantine. Like, I haven't drank, I don't think, the whole year. Bro, my neighbor hasn't stopped. No, no. I got neighbors that just every time I see them, they look drunk. Oh, yeah. So a lot of people are really wrecked by this shit, man.

They're just trying to get by. And the booze, they said booze consumption is up even though the bars are down. They're drinking. I talked to my old Coke dealer. He says don't stop making deliveries. He doesn't know where people are getting this money from. Six in the morning deliveries. Jesus Christ.

Crazy. I'm not shocked Christ I'm not shocked So this is the first fight From Fight Island And if you don't know the history of Fight Island It is fucking amazing what they've done I do not know if Through the sale

To WME If the Sheikh of Abu Dhabi Still owns a piece of the UFC I would assume that he wouldn't want to get rid of that Because youhabi still owns a piece of the UFC. I would assume that he wouldn't want to get rid of that because Dana still owns a piece. But anyway, they constructed this insane structure on Yaz Island just for fights during quarantine. And obviously they'll have it for fights after quarantine

if they choose to do it. But the place is sick.'s a w hotel there it's all top food you know top of the food chain it's all beautiful and they set this structure up they built this structure just for these fights during quarantine because they needed a place where they could ship the international fighters into because they can't get into the united States right now. They test everybody. They test everybody before they leave. Then they test them again when they land in Vegas. Then they test them again when they land in Abu Dhabi. They quarantine them for 48 hours. Then they test them again.

Dude, they test the shit out of these people. It's great. That's what needs to be done. They've done an amazing thing. Who likes Paige Van Zandt? She's a big underdog in this fight. Jamie? This girl she's fighting, Amanda Rebus, is no

joke. She just beat Mackenzie Dern who she was supposed to fight Paige Van Zandt, but Paige got injured. Paige has had some serious injuries. She broke her arm in one of her fights with a spinning backfist. She threw a spinning backfist and hit a girl in the forearm same thing that Paul Felder did to Mike Perry it's it's a real common injury you spin and instead

of hitting with the back fist you wind up hitting with the the middle of the forearm and it just snaps and so she's had multiple surgeries on that arm to try to fix it but this girl is a beast. Brazilian, right? Yes. She's very good. Lifelong martial artist. Her father was a jiu-jitsu instructor and he taught Muay Thai and Judo. She's badass. She's very good. And she's a big favorite in this fight. Isn't Paige like a 6-1 underdog or something crazy like that? Plus 600. That's what it opened up at.

Yeah, that's a big underdog. Paige has a lot of experience in the UFC. For her to be that big of an underdog, that's not a joke. You never seen a bookie with a part-time job. Let's see what happens tonight. Somebody told me that before. You got Mazda Val getting points. You got him getting wood.

How can you fuck his name up? How can you fuck up Mazda? Mazda. But how can you fuck his name up? How can you fuck up Mas Vidal? But how could you fuck up his name? I don't know. I ain't got time to worry about that shit. Get a dictionary. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I don't know, dude. But at all, if you like Stipe Miocic, okay, I get it. Okay, you're Cuban. But Mas Vidal, that's like, that's your people. You can't fuck that one up. I never met a guy named Mas Vidal before. So I don't know. I didn't grow up in any mob.

Is he? I grew up with Rodriguez's. What is his nationality? He's Cuban and something. His mother's something else. Argentina, I think, maybe? Guatemala. No, Peru?

Peru, something. Something like that? We'll find out. Jamie will find out. All right, here we go. Bay, bay. Yep, Peru. Peru.

There we go. So, Cuban and Peru? Yep. Bay Bay. Yep, Peru. Peru. There we go. So Cuban and Peru? Yep. Street Jesus in the Middle East. Oh, shit, I didn't think of that. Mmm. Mmm. What if he wins?

It's got a lot of that vibe, that Nate Diaz-Connor. Right? Yep. It's a big deal. All right, here we go. For people watching at home trying to sync up, we're at 454, 453, 452, 451, 450 of the first round. Amanda Rebus and Paige Van Zandt. And this girl's stalking Paige.

Paige landed a nice kick there. Mm-hmm. How the fuck did you eat Chick-fil-A, cocksucker? I don't know. God damn it, Joe. I know, I felt bad immediately. Because motherfucking used to eat fish fillets from McDonald's 20 years ago. When we used to come home from the games.

Oh, yeah. If I'm stoned, I'll still eat those. No, you don't. I like fish fillets. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Last time I ate one, I had a migraine headache for two days. It's barely fish. It's some things that fish swam by. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Last time I ate one, I had a migraine headache for two days. It's barely fish.

It's some things that fish swam by. Oh, my God. Look at this, Paige. Oh, Rebus got her down in side control. That's not good. That's not good. She's got her arm trapped, too, in that scarf hold. That's an uncomfortable position.

And Paige is trying to hold her in place by gripping her arms like that. She's already cut. All she has to do is fish her arm through. See her right arm? Fish it on through. She's trying to do that, but Paige got it tight. If she can figure out how to fish her arm through

and clamp her head together, that's a legit submission, man. Oh, look at this. page is about to take her back look at this look at this it's oh it's up against the cage if she was in a better position she might actually be able to take her back from here but it's it's hard when you're up against the cage like that it's hard to maneuver so manda rebus has some blood coming out of her nose. See, but if Rebus can get her arm through... Oh, look at that. Paige is going to take her back. Oh, shit.

She took a chance there. Oh, Rebus is going to take her back. Wow, that was slick. That was slick. Arm bar. Arm bar. Oh, Paige is in real trouble here. That was so slick, man. See, this is the same thing like she wants to flip her over but the cage is where she wants to tuck her she might still get it she might get it right from

there she might get it right oh she's gonna get it right from there page's gotta tap you can't she can't break her arm yep tap tap tap she's tapping that's it that's, she's okay, good. Well, there you go. Well, what did you say about bookies? Never seen a bookie with a part-time job. Yeah. A lot of people took the underdog, you know. That was a good, that was a good line, though. That girl's really, really good.

And again, there's something about people that have done martial arts their whole life. Like, you know, when you see someone like her whose dad was an instructor her dad taught judo jiu jitsu and muay thai she grew up with martial arts you know it's like a part of her her being paige is a really good athlete who's learned it late in life and she's dedicated herself to look at that transition man look at that transition to the back and then switches to the arm bar, knowing that Paige is going to roll her over. God damn, that's pretty.

That is so pretty. And then she can't get her to flip over, so then she goes the opposite way. She goes belly down. That's like that Russian-style arm bar. And she's forced to tap. She's trying to roll over it. Paige's trying to roll over it, but where she was, especially where her face was, if she rolled over, she would have fucked herself up.

Damn, that girl's good. Speaking of rolling over, cuz, just gonna give you a piece of advice. Okay. Next time you're up, you're lonely, you got nothing to do, watch the last Rambo movie, Uncut. Uncut. Uncut. Okay, they released it in the movie theater. I went to see it on the road. As you know me, I'm a patriarch.

It's his fucking best movie ever. It's his violent as he's ever made a movie. Really? This most recent one? This most recent one. So they released it and then he got pissed off because they

cut out a bunch of scenes. So he re-released it, Sly style, with the shit they cut out. He wanted to let them know that he was- Extended cut. No. He's fucking 70. So he worked it just like the mechanic with Charles Bronson. He did it right.

They didn't show no fight scenes. They showed maybe two fight scenes. He killed a fucking million people with just his brains. Like he built a bunch of shit. So this is the last one, Joe Rogan. That's it. So when he's in caves and shit, Joe, you know what he does to him there? He hits him in the chest with a gun, with a knife,

and then he takes his fucking collarbone out. Who does that? Who does that anymore? This is what I'm saying. He ain't fucking around. Look what he's doing. Look what he's doing. He takes his fucking collarbone out.

Joe Rogan, this is it. This is the best fucking thing. If you thought Roadhouse was good, wait till you see this. Look at him. He ain't fucking around. I'm getting creeped out by his face not moving. It don't matter. Look at him. He's fucking taking... He's whipping...

He rips people apart in this movie. Jesus. Did they cut that out of the original movie? The collarbone scene? Yeah. Everything. Everything. They cut all that out? I think they cut that out. And then he put it back in? Yeah, he wanted to put this couple scenes that I want to blow for you. Jesus Christ. But, dog, the ending is right out of Joe Rogan.

Arrows. Arrows like a motherfucker. You thought the Khabatsis were there. They were like fucking coming from fucking everywhere. They were like fucking coming from everywhere. I sit there in shock. My wife couldn't even take it no more.

She went to sleep. She's like, Joey, I can't take this. I've never seen anything like this. He ain't fucking around. Oh, my God. And then at the end, they show all the way back to the beginning, only the mind of Sylvester Stallone. Only the mind of Sylvester Stallone.

And I watched Goodfellas this week, and I caught a fuck-up. You caught a fuck-up in Goodfellas? I bet I know what you're talking about. The cigar? No. When Jimmy comes into the room before that, Henry's making a sandwich. They got gabagool. They got, you know, prosciutto, wet moots, and they got white bread.

It's 1955 in Brooklyn. You weren't even allowed they got white bread. It's 1955 in Brooklyn. You weren't even allowed to eat white bread. I remember African-Americans telling me, don't eat that shit, dog. There's an Italian bakery. Them motherfuckers do it right. You know those Italian bakeries that just had bread and Zeppelis? Oh, yeah. My grandfather used to go to those.

Bread and Zeppelis. He doesn't even know what Zeppelis are, do you? Yeah. It's Italian pastry dessert type of. And they give it to you in a brown bag like a fucking Puerto Rican on the fort. They pour 1,000 calories of powdered sugar in it. And the bag gets greasy. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. So good. For a year, I used to eat a bag every morning with a long, skinny, real long thing of bread with a whole stick a hotel bar butter and a 64 ounce coke in the sixth grade that was my breakfast amazing you're still alive zeppelis for fucking breakfast in the sixth grade there's another one in goodfellas it's been my favorite movie of all time since i was a little kid i've watched it thousands of times like a crazy amount and there's one scene remember when paul sorvino's making the deal with the guy and then he has to pay him forever but you know i really need your help paulie anything you could do paulie and paulie's got a cigar yeah you need my help

if you want next time you watch it there's a continuity part where he has the cigar in his mouth and the camera's behind him and then it cuts in front straight and then there's no cigar there it's like this disappearing cigar but i'll tell you what it's a fucking really good movie oh that's the thing is that you haven't seen it it's such a great movie that you watch it so many times you start to notice things that even the fucking director didn't notice that scene when they're at their mothers you really have to sit down and go the one with the deer on the wall they go to their mothers they got a guy in the trunk of a car and they go to their mothers and she makes got a guy in the trunk of a car, and they go to their mother's, and she makes like

a traditional Italian breakfast at four in the morning. He's fucking rolling ketchup, and they got a guy in the trunk. Ma, you didn't even borrow this knife. That whole scene. How morbid that is. Henry, what's the matter with you? Don't you talk? He's like sitting there going, we got a guy in the trunk, and we're fucking eating eggs

with two psychopaths and it's delicious you know that they make all that food look so good they make everything look good that that movie makes me want to smoke cigarettes beginning of that movie when they're in a car they're in a car and it says East New York and Jimmy DeNiro sleeping right there there it is the beginning of this yeah that's how it opened up. You're like, what's going on here? I had watched the 2020 and then I read the book when I was locked up, so I was waiting for this movie

to come out. This movie came out when I was in the halfway house and I had a system on how to get high and not get caught with the test. I just had to take a joint and take one hit off it in my gym and put it down. On this day, I i told them i was going to denver for a car i went and smoked the thing i got chinese food and i went to this by

myself one hit and you wouldn't test positive how come there's a limit there's a limit oh one hit is okay little things so there's a little bit of a limit i was lifting weights and i was running and bolder creek oh you mean like poppy seed right tell people about that because they don't know Bagels, little things. So there's a little bit of a limit. Bagels? I was lifting weights and I was running in Boulder Creek. Oh, you mean like a poppy seed. Right. Tell people about that because they don't know what you're talking about. So when you do drug tests, no more. Now that you got the hair, they don't fuck around with the hair.

They just take your hair and then they can find out from that? I'll tell you what I don't like is these fucking COVID tests. The one with the nose. Oh, my God. What a weird feeling. Yeah. Here's the funny thing. Like I did it, but I got the blood.

I didn't try to... Listen. Let me explain something to you. You don't want to put a cotton swab in my nose, dog. What happened? I got angel dust, coke, THC crystal, animal tranquilizers, asshole dust, fucking pubic hairs. I smelled Newark in the summer. What happened?

I smelled coke, heroin, fucking. Are you kidding me? When they did my nose. Asshole dust. I remember. Oh, asshole dust. You know, open up an asshole, a little bit of dust comes out. Nobody knows nothing.

You just take it like a man. Like, you know. I remember when I woke up, Dr. Lyne was jizzling my nose and the sparks were coming out of my nose and shit. I got, it's still, I still got coke rocks in those glands in there. So you stick a cotton swab in there and they're gonna fuck it up

because you know they're making mistakes. Right? So some grandmother's gonna go, you know, some grandmother's gonna go, you didn't test positive

for coke but you need treatment. You need help. You got like 10 kilos in your fucking nose. Who would go for that Fucking stupid test And wait online And sit for 10 hours

With 80 fucking thousand people Well the new one They barely go inside your nose They just They used to have to go Deep up into your nose But now they just Go into the opening

It's not that bad The new one's not that bad It's like You ever thought about this We've never discussed this This young generation Don't know dick And I did the fucking research It's not that bad. The new one's not that bad. It's like, you ever thought about this? We've never discussed this. This young generation don't know dick. And I did the fucking research.

When I was growing up in the 70s, you got a thermometer in your asshole. Yes. They used to put a thermometer in your asshole. Think of the result of what that did to people. If we go backwards, we're going to see how many people are gay. Because for years, they were getting a thermometer put in their asshole. By the time they're 16, what difference does it make? You even put a thermometer in my ass.

You know how many times that doctor... I don't think that's how it works. The thermometer, it was the creepiest thing, people, okay? You went to a doctor, he'd tell you to bend over. You'd be burning up. You'd have one of those COVID fevers.

He'd tell you to bend over. He'd dip the thermometer in Vaseline and he'd stick it in your ass for like a minute and you had to sit there with a fucking thermometer in your ass and look at him like make eye contact and talk to him. Then he would take it out, wipe it and then go like look real close

and tell you you're 91.1. You don't remember a thermometer in the ass, Joe Rogan? I remember them. You think about that shit. I remember them in the mouth too. I always felt weird about that because you have this metal fucking rod in your mouth. Under the armpit, too. Really? That was one for a while.

Look, this is UFC 4. I didn't do commentary on this one. Really? Eh. I don't have the time. I can't. I just can't. It takes a long time to do that.

I'm surprised they just wouldn't use the master recordings from the year before or whatever i mean i don't know you know i don't know what happened i don't remember i mean dana white and i had a conversation about it once and i said okay that's all i remember and i i'm not in it at least i don't think i'm in it maybe i am in it i don't know honestly i don't i really don't know but uh doing it the first time or the first two times it's a lot of fucking work man it's a lot or it's hours and hours and hours of going he's got the arm bar oh he's transitioning to the triangle and he's out or oh he's got it gets the tap like you have to do it like it's a fight right and every possible way for every scenario and i would do it for hours, and I would leave exhausted

because it would be like three or four hours of the craziest moments in a fight. Like when I see it and I do commentary for six hours, there's a lot of times nothing's happening. It's in the middle, they're setting up fights, so we're talking about possible match-ups, what happens if this guy wins, what happens this and that. There's a lot of times where you're not screaming. But when you're doing those videos, you're just screaming the whole time.

It's just like, oh! You do it constantly. So it's like hours and hours worth drinking coffee, going back, doing it more. They're getting good, though, man. They look so good. It's crazy how good it looks. They added boxers to this one. Did they?

So quiet. Is the gypsy king in there? Him and Anthony Joshua said you can get it pre-ordered or something. I'm wondering when one big name boxer is just going to say, fuck it, let me try this. Someone who knows how to wrestle. Terrence Crawford could do it.

Crawford wrestles. His kids wrestle too. kids wrestled too he wrestled in high school and he's a super athlete and as a fighter he's one of those rare dudes that switches stances very easily he can fight basically as good from southpaw as he does from orthodox he can go back and forth no problem so in like weird scrambles and this is this is how Rose lost her title boom she got slammed she lost by KO from the slam oh look at that she was piecing her up too before here it is this is a slam spiked her right on her head and KO'd her oh that was brute power.

This girl's real powerful. Andrade, she's super, super strong. But up until that moment, Rose was winning the fight, if I remember correctly. Yeah, she was. That's happening right now, kids. Damn. These video games are getting so good, though. Jamie and I were playing this clip clip the other day um when hannibal was here of these new video games that have this new engine it's the unreal

five engine it's so good man it's it's so good it doesn't even look like a movie anymore a lighter yeah i got matches it doesn't look like a movie i mean it doesn't look like a movie. I mean, it doesn't look like a video game anymore. It looks like actual, real, live shit happening. Like the dust on the ground and the lights and the shadows. It's crazy. They've got it so good. Is this an ashtray or is this like some relic from some temple or something? I never know around here. I think you can use that as an ashtray.

Remember I got fired from Mafia 2? You did? Yeah. What'd you do? I did the game. What happened? I said some inappropriate things. Oh, didn't they ask you to say some inappropriate things and you just took it too far?

Yeah. They were fine up to a point. And they're like, whoa, hey, hey. It was the same thing with the Chappelle joke he said on his special. Same thing like with Comedy Central. Hmm. And the lady got offended because she was gay. Oh, no.

So they had to send us all home and call crisis counselors in. No. Yeah. Is that you in there? Yeah. There you are. Crisis counselors. Oh, my God.

What do they do for Grand Theft Auto when someone's murdering hookers with a crowbar? For real. What do they do? You get the light. You put the chicken lights. And then you stand there with a thing. And it shoots you from all. That's not what I mean.

I mean, what happens to their crisis counseling for the people that work at the video game there? Because that seems even more disgusting. What about when I sucked a dude's dick in Greg Garcia's show on TBS? What happened? For two weeks, every day I got a call from them. Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Are you sure you know what you're doing? They had a shoot for every actor on the set and every person that was a therapist. Just in case they got offended. Greg Garcia, who's brilliant, For every actor on the set and every person, there was a therapist. What? Just in case they got offended. Greg Garcia, who's brilliant, wrote an episode of two people having sex. And the guy goes, I want to put virtual glasses on. He puts virtual, yeah.

Yeah. And it's me. And you come in and blow the guy. Mm-hmm. You believe Greg Garcia got away with that? I do believe it. That's how bad of a motherfucker he is. Oh, the dude's all tied up?

Oh my goodness. I had to fucking sign 29,000 documents. Talk to a therapist before that. Why would you want? Because that's when he hired me. He goes, I got a job for you,000 documents. Talk to a therapist before that. Why would you want... Because that's when he hired me. He goes, I got a job for you, sucking dick.

On the show. You're going to love it. That's what he said to you? Called me. And I called him back. And he's like, you know, it's sensei. He's out of his fucking mind. You don't give a fuck.

He's on his ninth show. You know. Yeah. That's hilarious. They brought in counselors. Oh, my God. This was right during the Me Too movement. Like, this was right in the beginning, and he's like, I'm pushing it.

I'm pushing it. What is that pushing him? That seems like it's okay. I mean, it's a guy. You're doing it to another guy. But it is definitely against his will. Doesn't seem like he enjoys it. He's tied up.

Why do people let people tie them up? Please explain that. It's not the worst thing in the world. Explain that to me. I have never let nobody tie me up. I don't want to be around anybody that wants to tie me up. How about that? Yeah.

How about that? Yeah. How about that? It's like, you know, with, what was it? What was in the Bible where God tried to trick somebody into killing his son? Was it Cain and Abel? No. No. Those are brothers. Which, you're right. Which was the story where God tried to trick the guy into killing his son?

And then right before the guy kills his son, he goes, ah, I was only testing you. That's how I'd be with tying people up. I'm like, you want to tie me up? Go ahead, tie me up. And then right when they're about to tie me up, I'd be like, you failed. You can't fucking tie me up. Why would you want to tie me up? Have you ever had somebody ask you to tie you up?

No, no, never. That is the craziest thing in the world. It's just a weird thing to want to do to somebody. I don't want to do it to a girl either. And I definitely don't want anybody doing it to me. Yeah, one of my relationships years ago ended because the girl wanted that so badly and i just could not there's like the comedian like a comedy part of me where it's just like i just thought it was too silly just can't get into it i can't i'm not i don't i don't want to feel like i have to tie someone up i don't like she wanted to tie you up no she

wanted me to tie her up, and I just couldn't get... You know, bro, I never heard of this shit when I was growing up in Jersey. Like, I did all that craziness in Jersey. I never met nobody who wanted to get tied up. When do you think people

started tying people up on a regular? Oh, fucking in Rome. 90s? No, in Rome, in the fucking... Those Romans, gladiators. Yeah. Those guys with the wigs on

and gladiators. They were freaks. They were eating olives, fucking each other in the ass. Caligula. They didn't give a fuck. Romans gladiators yeah those guys with the wigs on and gladiators they were freaks they were knowledge fucking each other in the ass Caligula they didn't give a fuck yeah well you know it's back then I think I think people first of all I think it's been pretty established that back then people raped kids all the time it was real common you know I mean you you go back and read stories of Greece, even like famous philosophers, they had like boys, like little boys that they would have sex with. I think they got it done to them and they did it.

And it took a while before people were held accountable for the devastating effects that that has on someone's life. I mean, it took for people to, I don't know what year people started figuring out that you're not supposed to do that to people But for the longest time that just happened It's kind of creepy when you you go back and you think about a lot of the great philosophers I mean think about how many people get discredited today for being creeps like Kevin Spacey, right? Amelia amazing actor probably one of our great actors right mean House of Cards was fucking sensational

Yeah, and a big part of cards was fucking sensational yeah and a big part of it was him yep huge part of it now he's got a picture of him next to giseline giselle and the fucking glaine glaine and now people say you're creepy like if you're just talking to strangers and you're like yeah how about house of cards they're like oh what are you into like creeps or something right it's like i can't like it right you can't you can't appreciate uh what was the one uh when he played kaiser sose yep what was that movie yeah usual suspects yeah i mean come on man he's an amazing actor yeah he's an amazing he's all actors almost all of scott eastwood's not like scott eastwood's like the most normal guy i've ever met in my life

so is chris pratt super normal guys who just happen to be actors. But most actors, most brilliant, brilliant actors are fucking crazy. And that crazy is what produces this amazing work. Marlon Brando was fucking crazy. Towards the end of his life, he weighed 300 pounds, he lived on a fucking island, did what everyone out there, fucked guys and girls, fucked everybody. He was crazy. Marlon Brando was a wild man. Steve McQueen, wild motherfucker. Crazy. I just watched The Getaway a couple weeks ago. Oh! My God. He's beating around the street. It's horrible. She didn't know, right? She didn't know that that scene was going to happen

like that. He was going to actually hit her. Ali McGraw. She's beautiful. Beautiful. And in the scene, he actually kicks her ass. He pulls over to the side of the road and he smacks the shit out of her. It's hard to watch, man. He's so fucking beautiful in this movie. He's just beautiful on the whole movie. Yeah.

Beside this, he's fucking beautiful in this movie. He really is. There's nobody doing what he's doing in this movie. Bro, he smacks the shit out of her for real. Like, you can't fake this. And she's horrified, man. You see her face getting red. I mean, he really fucked her up.

You could not do this today. Because this wasn't stunts. I mean, he was really kicking her ass. Look at that, man. And she's got to keep it together for the scene imagine you don't know this guy's gonna really hit you well imagine the pressure puts on her like you have to nail it this take now yes because you don't want to get beat again and bruce lee's there telling them smack her this way get the wind get the wind behind you because him and bruce lee were tight

at that time yeah he was training they were really tight and they he wanted they each wanted what each other had isn't that crazy yeah like steve mcqueen didn't want to be an actor he really wanted to bitch slap people and bruce lee you know bro when i did the longest yard burt reynolds had some wild shit about mcque. That story about pissing on the director's grave when they got fired and he said, I'm going to piss on his grave. It's like me saying to you, I'm going to piss on that motherfucker's grave. And two years from now, you're going to call Doug. I'm picking you up.

What are we doing? We're taking a ride to Vegas. I'm going to piss on that motherfucker's grave. That was McQueen. Jessica Andrade, right there. Rose Namajunas. Let's see. Let's see.

This is a strawweight, obviously, right? Yes. No, I think it's flyweight. No, it's strawweight, right? Strawweight. It's strawweight, yeah. She was a strawweight champion. Yeah.

Hmm. No, it's strawweight, right? Strawweight. It's strawweight, yeah. She was a strawweight champion. Yeah. Mmm. This is a battle of the two girls with the shortest hair in the UFC. Right? Yeah, for sure. It's crazy that Rose just decided to cut her hair off. She's like, I don't... It just gets in the way. Because, like, she's beautiful.

I mean, her face. I mean, she's like a cover girl, like a model. She has perfect bone structure, but she doesn't give a fuck. She's not even remotely concentrating on that. Oh, shit, she looks good. She hasn't fought, I don't think, since then. And she looks good she hasn't fought i don't think since then and she looks very sharp she's a trevor whitman disciple i mean it's just crazy what she did to joanna the momentum of the train that how how fast the

joanna train was rolling yeah to put a stop to that is completely insane. Out of nowhere. And the way she did it too with that left hook. How crazy is the momentum of women? I know, it's amazing. Like how fucking great is this? They're so good. They're so good.

I think the little Polish girl. I love her. Oh, Valentina Shevchenko? No. Joanna Janjacek. That's my all-time favorite. Of course, what am I saying? Because she paints her toenails.

No matter who she fights, her toenails are always banging. Valentina's not Polish, right? She's Russian. She's Russian. Yeah. But Joanna's my favorite. She's technical. You follow her on Instagram?

She's beautiful all the time. I can't follow her. She's such a girl. Do you understand Joey, the can of worms you just opened up? What? Tony's in love with her. He's been in love with her forever. Why don't you...

Didn't she come to a fight and you were going to take her home? Yeah, we're friends. We're friends. We text. Valentina, what does it say? She comes to my shows when I'm in... Kazakhstan. Palm Beach or Doral.

Can't pull the trigger? You haven't asked her out? I mean, we've hung out. They hung out in Florida. Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? No, you stop it right now.

How dare you? Beautiful. And the way she fights makes me more attracted to her. I like how she fights. Well, she's definitely got it. She's very technical. She's gotten a lot better at the weight cut, too. She was having real problems with weight cutting in the past.

Oh, damn. Rose looks good. Real sharp counters. She's working well off the jab look at that jab that jab's snappy andrage lost some muscle mass she used to be a lot thicker she used to look like a tank she used to go in there and look like a small female vandelay silva but now she's uh i guess she probably realizes after a while most of them do you carry around

all that muscle mass the cost in your in your conditioning and endurance also like harder to cut the weight she probably had to cut a lot of weight she was very thick before i can tell you from experience the smaller your frame the lighter you are the so much harder it is to cut weight like i know that's common sense but those last few pounds that's all just your liver and your lungs just the little bit of liquid you have left yeah they say the guys who cut the easiest actually are big muscular guys those big thick muscular guys because muscles like you know 90 something percent water not really water it's water. It's plasma and all kinds of other shit, but it's a lot

of fluid. You can lose water. Yeah, and we did back in high school. That's for damn sure. Nice one, too, on the outside. Yeah, I didn't realize it was easier for people that are muscular to cut weight until George Lockhart was one of the best coaches for weight cutting in the sport. He explained it to me and I was like one of the best coaches for weight cutting

in the sport he explained it to me and i was like oh okay that actually makes sense like i never thought about it before but he's like the more muscle mass you have the easier it is to lose water weight there was a couple times where i weighed in with just straight up bone skin and the innards well the crazy thing about wrestlers is you have to compete that day so you cut that weight and then you put as much back on as you can. Before you wrestle. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I got a problem, Joe Rogan. What's the problem?

My last physical, the doctor calls me because everything is beautiful except your potassium is too low. What does that mean? Oh, well that's easy. That's nothing. You don't even need bananas. I eat bananas. Take some of this. This shit right here. Liquid IV. I drink that shit every day You take that

In a bottle of water It's got way more potassium Than a banana It's got all kinds of vitamins in it But why am I alone with potassium? Because you probably don't take any You don't take it into your body Isn't potassium a variation of salt?

Like I was told to stay away from salt No, no, no That's sodium That's sodium Okay Potassium is something different Potassium is just another electrolyte But but it's a critical electrolyte. I think they say when people are low in potassium, it's when they get cramps.

That fucking liquid IV shit, like starting to take electrolytes on a daily basis, changed how my body operates because I was always getting cramps. Now, I don't ever get them anymore. Literally, stop getting cramps. I get them because I was dehydrated. And most people run around dehydrating. Dehydrated. You don't realize.

You have to drink water all the fucking time, man. You really do. You have to drink water all the time. And if you don't do that, you're operating at a less than optimal method. Your brain is not functioning the way it should in football a lot you know in in uh obviously in the hotter places like you know those games it stalls so much of the game oh yeah man all those cramps oh yeah and they're trying to drink water the whole time those big boys but they're sweating it out faster than their body can absorb it. And they're fucking going full tilt.

I mean, imagine being a 290-pound super athlete just going full tilt, just full stride. Woo, woo, woo, woo. I mean, the amount of explosive exertion those guys put out in a game, it's fucking nuts. It's not like anything else If you really think about it Even in fights There's a lot of moments in fights Where they're pacing themselves They're moving and then they explode occasionally

Football has these giant bursts Where you're running at each other Full clip Just all full sprinting And then you stop They also have longer breaks than even here because when you're on defense you're on that sideline for maybe you know five eight ten minutes and bro they all get injured yeah it's a hundred percent they all get injured they all get

injured joey you would love this aaron hernandez series that they have on wondery do you ever listen to wondery the podcast network it's very good they're really well produced they have on Wondery. You ever listen to Wondery, the podcast network? It's very good. They're really well produced. They have this really good one on Aaron Hernandez and his life and why he was so fucked up. Woo! It's crazy. Bro, he killed a bunch of people.

Does it cover things? He killed people and got away with it. He killed more than the people he got in trouble with. He killed a guy in Florida. Yeah. He killed a few people. Did you watch the netflix one i did not no i heard it was great yeah they cover a lot of that it's crazy crazy story but a lot of

that man is his brain damage you believe that at that age at 28 years old when he killed himself they said he had some of the worst cte they had ever seen and you know he grew up playing football so he they did a study on kids like uh all the way up through uh professional all the way down to high school uh football players who had cte and they were like it's most kids it's most people play football on a regular basis like more have it than don't have it. It's crazy. My town's a very big football town. We won the state championship. Kids went to Penn State from there. And I watch them.

I've been watching them just for purposes. One guy killed himself. But I'm watching these guys, and either they're solid or like one buddy is in the hospital. Oh, absolutely. And, you know, so it's all those football players. Bro, Rose is teeing off on Andrade. Yeah, she is. Andrade is getting really pieced up here.

Look at that, one-two. Rose is just sharper, and her footwork is better. Like, constant movement and her counters are on point. Look at that block. Perfect timing. Knew when that punch was coming. And Andrade is just looking for openings. He's just looking to swing big hammer shots.

Whereas Rose is kind of piecing her up. Oh, she missed with that flying knee. I think when it comes to that CTE, it really starts in college. It starts when you're in high school, bro. Colleges. I think it starts in high school, but colleges were really, because it's so competitive college, and you're really banging it out out there. And you're young.

You're strong as fuck. You're juicing off season. young you're strong as fuck you're juicing off season you train basically 11 months out of the year six of those months with a helmet i mean you do uh summers with a helmet no helmets and shoulder pads no contact and you so yeah and usually the better you are the more you're going to naturally hit your head the more this fight The more it moves you in on the play. This fight is wild. This is a wild fight. Rose is catching her with all kinds of big shots coming in,

but Andrade keeps coming. Do you remember when Ioana fought Jessica Andrade, Tony? Sort of. I don't remember it being that dangerous of a fight for her at all. It was dangerous. It was dangerous. But Ioana was at all. It was dangerous. It was dangerous. But Ioana was so technical. She was so good.

That was when she was legit in her prime. I got to say, I went back over the Wei Li Zhang fight, and you could see her winning a decision. Mm-hmm. Oh, look at that combination by Andrade. Damn, that was a hard combination. Good left kick to the body there, too. You could see, but it's not bad enough where

you couldn't see uh jean winning it either she could have won too you know it reminded me a lot of that sort of like nate diaz effect too because the damage that you wanna what she looked like has to affect the judges decisions and perception there's no doubt about it same as every nate diaz fight where it looks like he's gotten beat up just because he has the two cuts that open in in his eyes as soon as he starts right you want to have that enormous swelling in her forehead it was crazy but meanwhile she acted like it was nothing like it didn't even exist she didn't even didn't even slow down it was unbelievable she looked totally different by the end. And to keep fighting. And Wei Li, man.

God damn, she's so good. Just so aggressive, both of them. I mean, that was absolutely one of my favorite fights. There's a fucking painting of it out in the hallway here. You saw it? Yeah. It's so cool. I mean, there's a reason why that painting's there.

It's one of my favorite fights of all time. That was the first time that you watched the UFC that you didn't even care. That fight sucked the air out of you. I watched it at a friend's house. It was amazing. After that, the party was over. Nobody cared about that. Well, the problem was after that was Stylebender versus Yoel Romero.

And that was a very tactical fight. Yoel would just stand right in front of him. But you got to remember, for 25 minutes, you were pinned to the tv like you haven't been pinned that yoana wang fight i actually got to watch in the bar at la jolla like that main lobby and like half the because i closed out i i took off five minutes from the uh opener and five minutes from the feature the only time i ever did that in my life just because i wanted to do my time to not miss a thing and that was one of those times because i go i said light me when the second fighter in the main event gets to the octagon give me a safety light and i was already in the middle of my closer and it was

so cool and and and the majority of that audience i mean they were slammed in there you could never never there won't be five people slammed or in five years there won't be that many people slammed in that room for any reason all on top of one another because they all knew that the fight was on yeah uh you mean that room meaning the bar the bar area yeah it's like this size basically that la jolla club is awesome they're doing stand-up again now they closed they closed again yeah they reclosed i was supposed to be there this weekend when did they reclose tuesday because of the covid yeah it ramped up it's crazy because san diego is virtually open they don't have that many cases down there but there's one county outside of san diego that has a shitload of cases i also think they're realizing like people just

can't be that close to that when people see other people doing things they're like well i can do it we'll just do it ourselves we'll just all hang out like yep tuesday is the big day guys what's that we should get shut down so if the numbers what happens on tuesday we get shut down what do you mean we get shut down? What are you hearing? We're going back to level one. Really? Tuesday. Who told you this?

We were on Orange. He's waiting for the results from the weekend to see what the fuck goes on. It's interesting. He's going to make the announcement Monday. They say deaths are down, though. Deaths are down. But the cases are up high. So the cases are as high as they've ever been or higher. I can't believe they opened up Disney World in Florida.

Did they open it? Yeah, today. Today? Yeah. Florida doesn't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. They don't. And that dude is goofy as fuck.

The governor? Yeah. He's goofy as fuck, dog. That's not a good situation. You see him not be able to put on his mask. He was trying to put it on vertical. You guys have no idea. Like that guy, he had to follow all the kids when he went to school every day to remember where it was.

He was one of those fucking morons. Look how beautiful that jab is of Rose. She keeps popping that jab. She's bleeding out of her nose real good. Rose's? Yeah. Thick. Jesus. West Palm Beach is open,oses? Yeah. Thick. Jesus.

West Palm Beach is open, but Miami's done. Oh, Jesus. West Palm Beach is open? Yeah. Really? That's so close to Miami, though. That's what's crazy. Miami's done.

Yeah, Miami's got like... So the improv in Miami shut down? Yeah. But West Palm's still open? Yeah. Those clubs that are still open, they just roll those dice. But West Palm's still open. Yeah.

Those clubs that are still open, they just roll those dice. I wonder what happened with that LOL comedy club after Callan and Shaw both tested positive and Stevie Blue Eyes. Oof. I wonder what they did there. Oh, shit. Rose is in trouble. Rose is in trouble. Oh, yeah.

Rose is in trouble. She got rocked. Oof. Good control here, but... Oh, my God. Her nose is a mess. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's busted.

I might faint. Yeah, her eye is a mess. Oof. Andrade is a tank, man. Uh-oh. Rose is looking for that arm bar, but she didn't have it. Didn't have it. Good technique here.

Good guard use. Two minutes. Throwing her legs up there. Oh, nice. Good job kicking her off yeah she might might be too busted up man whatever's going on with her face is not good see how quickly she covers up that andrade's chick hits hard she's throwing them hammers that power comes from those

thick thighs of on Jarvis look at those tree trunks everything about her is thick I just wish I saw we were talking so much I didn't really see what happened what hurt her

oh oh shit oh man oh she got hurt she got hit with a big right hand there on that counter and that's right with the part of her face that's injured

oh man oh my god she is busted up dude i know look at her face bad shape everything her whole face is a bloody mask oh my goodness what a fight oh man see when people slow down and then you get into these exchanges and one of them is just throwing hammers and you keep getting hit like when Andrade gets close

she's just winging these big shots so every time they're having these exchanges that's a nice left hook there but Rose doesn't have enough energy to really keep her off of her. See, like she's kind of, she's tired. So she's hitting her, but she doesn't have enough energy to really keep her off of her. And then in these exchanges, oh, look at that takedown. Oh, look at this.

She got mounted. Wow. Rose is fucking tough. She's very tough. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Her face is a mess, dude. That left eye is fucked up.

Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Her face is a mess, dude. That left eye is fucked up. Oh, she just got hit hard. Oh, my God. Her left eye. That eye is swelling fast. God, it's so nasty.

She got hit on it again. It's closed. And again. She can't see anything coming from that side. And she's got eight seconds to go here. side and she's got eight seconds to go here when you have a an eye that's that closed you're so susceptible on that side this might be it they might stop it oh it's over that's the end the third yeah oh my god look at her eye dude jesus christ that's one of the worst i've ever seen her Dog if you don't mind I'm getting a fucking potato Oh my god look at it

Joey Diaz brought Cuban food for us And I fucked around Went to Chick-fil-A Right before What are those? These are potato balls with the meat in the middle Oh I got a little fucking

You know me dog I show up with my own hot sauce. I don't want no misunderstandings. I understand. White people usually have Tabasco. Like, I'm supposed to be impressed. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck? So here it is.

Am I making Bloody Marys? I'm with you, dude. Am I making Bloody Marys? I don't understand Tabasco regular at all. What the fuck is Tabasco? I like it, but... Tabasco on eggs is very good. Very good.

But not as good as any other hot sauce. But not Frank's. Yeah. Not this is, this is. Well, I'm a big fan of like El Yucateca.

I like that real Mexican shit. Oh no, I like it too. But this, what is that? This is what we would, Frank's hot. Frank's red hot.

This is what you, butter and this is a wing. That's legit. Anything else, go fuck your mother. You know who makes great hot sauce? Gringo Bandito.

You know that? Yeah. The offspring, lead spring of offspring, Dexter, he's got his own hot sauce? Gringo Bandito. You know that? The offspring, lead spring of offspring, Dexter, he's got his own hot sauce. It's fucking great, man. It's really good. Real tasty. It's got a real kick to it. We don't even know who won this.

It looks like Rose won on, looks like at least the first two rounds in terms of like total strikes, but we were talking too much. It looked to me like she was winning the first two rounds in terms of like total strikes, but we were talking too much. It looked to me like she was winning the first two rounds, but when someone gets that badly beat up in the third, their face is that much of a mess. That infects the judges. Depends on how liberal they are with those 10-8 rounds too, you know. God, my God, Look at her eye.

That's bad. You want something, though? You're not hungry? Sponsored by Manscaped. The UFC is sponsored by Manscaped now. Do you have one of them yet? Oh, yeah. The new version 3, yeah.

Yes, the long version 3. Dude, it's fucking legit. I stand over the toilet. Oh, yeah. I stand right over the toilet. I take the Cuban egg roll, and I just go like this. And then you pick up your dick, and you go upward. Oh, yeah. And you take the nut sack, the whole thing.

They got the Malook water. They got the little packages that just in case you want to wipe your nuts in case you're in a situation. The ball wipes. The ball wipe. Fucking tremendous. And they got great commercials. Yeah. They just do it right. They fucking sponsored the situation. Right. The ball wipes. The ball wipes. Fucking tremendous. And they got great commercials. They just do it right. They fucking sponsored the UFC.

Well, it's amazing that people have been shaving their nuts forever, but Manscaped was the first person to figure out, or the first company to figure out, hey, we need a special tool to shave your nuts. Like, why doesn't anybody have a tool that doesn't nick your balls? Every time I would shave my balls, I would get a little tiny cut. Unless I used a razor.

I could use a razor, like maybe some of that. Do you ever use the Dollar Shave Club Easy Butter? They have this butter that's far superior to shaving cream. And you could use that with a razor, as long as your hair is not too long. But if you let it go and you develop a bush and you want to use a trimmer, you're at great peril. You're in danger. With a regular hair, like the trimmer I use on my head,

I nick my balls all the time with that fucking thing. That's not good. You don't want no Frank's Hot Sauce? You want to have a sandwich? Spice up the pork a little bit? This thing is so good. I ate dinner. the time with that fucking thing that's not good you don't know frank's hot sauce sandwich spice up the pork this thing is so good no i ate dinner but it's world class it's incredible you should try one of these on camera i mean on microphone we're not gonna eat on the microphone i know i understand i understand you you're classy look at rose God, look at that eye. That is crazy. Oh, man. Her nose is cut. Her eye is cut. Whew.

God damn, that eye is crazy swollen, man. Wow. So you want to be a fighter. Like, ladies that want to be a fighter, like, look at that nose. Look at that gash in her nose. The UFC has really good plastic surgeons, luckily. It's kind of amazing. The work that they do on them in between fights,

like when someone gets cut up like this, they'll sit them down, they inject Novocaine in there, and then they put stitches inside and outside. They go all through the meat of the tissue. They don't just stitch the top. Have you ever seen them get stitched up after fights? No. It's pretty heavy duty, man.

What do they do with an eye like that? They cut it like out of a movie? No, no, no, no, no. That's all horseshit. That movie, Rocky, when they did that, cut me, Mickey, I can't see. Cut me, cut me. They would never cut you. it like out of no no no no that's all horseshit that that movie uh rocky when they did that cut me mickey i can't see cut me cut me they would never cut you never in a million years they made that up what they would do is put uh ice on it and an end swell and swells a piece of metal

that they stick in ice and it gets real cold and they take that and they press the liquid and move it away from your eye so you could see the what this it puts the swelling down a little and they press the liquid and move it away from your eye so you could see the what this it puts the swelling down a little and they put ice on it but the only thing that's going to help that eye is time the nose is the problem that nose got to get stitched up for sure that's a big gash they all develop cuts on the nose, though. Everybody gets scar tissue around here. But when you get a guy like Nate Diaz, like you were saying, he just gets hit once or twice. I watched Nate Diaz versus Masvidal again this week, and right away, first couple combinations, and Nate's bleeding.

He always bleeds. He's got so much scar tissue. I believe he's bled with just about everybody. It's almost impossible to not make a blood. His brother had an operation. He had his bones of his eyebrows shaved down a little bit to make it so that it doesn't cut as much. Still didn't really help because the scar tissue just opens up.

So this next fight is a motherfucker. This next fight is Jose Aldo and Piotr Jan. That's a serious fight. This is the biggest fight for Yan ever, for sure. But he's very good, man. Super technical striker. Real strong, too. I always feel for the Russian fighters,

because it's like you know that they probably have even crazier pressure than a normal, any other nationality like there's i feel like putin and the russians are literally like you must win that's like rocky for i don't know you're right over there joey let me tell you i don't know if you know this porto's is the number one restaurant in californ Porto's it's called? Yeah. Where's it at? Glendale, Burbank, and Downey. They're the number one fucking restaurant in California.

Service. Look it up, Jamie. Okay. Look at this shit. It looks good. It's clean, Bobby. It looks good. And next time I come up, I'm bringing my buddy's belly.

What are those red things in there? What is that? Are those peppers in the tray? I put fucking, no. In the tray? No, that's the... What is that? Oh, a wrapper. Yeah, from the wrapper. I was like, what is that? Are those peppers in the tray? No, I put... In the tray. No, that's the... What is that? Oh, wrapper.

Yeah, from the wrapper. I was like, what is that? I can't see what that is. I didn't show up here with fucking mumbo jumbo yet. I understand. So smoke some reefer. Get some hunger to you. This is...

I ate two deluxe spicy chicken sandwiches. I'm not going to be hungry. You are fucking disgusting. Not only that, you have no respect for fucking gay people. You got no respect for gay people. Oh, that's right, Chick-fil-A. You got no respect for nothing, do you? I didn't think of that.

I didn't think of that. I would have went to In-N-Out. In-N-Out is more supportive and diversity. They're cousins with Goya. They're cousins with Goya. They're cousins with Goya? Yeah. Goya likes Trump. Oh, they fuck Spanish people

at an all-time high. Pull up. What's the Goya thing? I didn't get to see it. Especially Puerto Ricans. The Goya company, the president, was it the president

or the CEO of Goya said something in support of Donald Trump and now people are going crazy about Goya company, the president, was it the president or the CEO of Goya said something in support of Donald Trump, and now people are going crazy. After all, Puerto Ricans are on fire right now. And the Spanish people are having a great week, because I don't know if you know, on Netflix they released the Walter McAuliffe documentary. Defending Goya feuds, Jorge Masvidal fights the woke mob. Look at that, Masvidal Masvidal fights the woke mob. Look at that. Masvidal. He's fighting the woke mob.

He said something about it. I'm sure he did. Goya's probably his boys. This week they released this documentary, Joe Rogan. This is what every Spanish person has grown up with. Can you get it for me, Jamie? See if it's on. It's called Mucho Amor. It's the documentary on Walter McCullough.

Wait till you see this fucking beauty, Joe Rogan. Wait till you see this guy. This guy was the biggest star in the world. That's a guy? Yes. Come on. It's a Netflix documentary. I grew up on him. Is that someone playing this person, or is that the actual person? That's a guy? Yes. Come on. It's a Netflix documentary. I grew up on him.

Is that someone playing this person or is that the actual person? That's the person. What is that? Bro, this is, you got to watch this. That's on the old lady. You got to see the scam they did on him. This is a guy? This is a guy.

Joe Rogan, this thing will blow your fucking mind. He was the biggest Latin star in the world. People begged for him. He gave horoscopes. What? He gave horoscopes. He became a giant star giving you horoscopes? He would just give you horoscopes. Amor, amor, y mas amor. He would just give you horoscopes

and shit. Walter Mercado? So Telemundo picked him up. Howard Stern, even Howard Stern said to him, you're the Jesus of Spanish people. He goes, I'm not as big as Jesus. I just, you know. But the whole documentary is the rise and fall of Walter McCullough. I never heard of this guy before.

Can you grab a reel on this for him, the trailer for him? What does he do? What's his thing? I just told you. Yeah, but I mean, not just horoscopes. Horoscopes. Ready? Scorpio, you are very determined.

Look at the crowds. He sold more tickets than you. Look at him on Howard Stern. That's insane. How do I not know about this guy? If you're Spanish, you grew up on him. If not, you don't know. You weren't allowed to talk when you were Spanish in front of this guy. Really?

If he came on, your mom would say, hold on, because you had to wait for your sign. He would tell you the sign of the day. Oh my God, that's hilarious. So you were like, oh shit, I'm going to hit the number. I'm going to go put a bet in. It's a good day to run. Look where he started.

Yeah, in Puerto Rico. This guy was his manager. The guy stole his identity from him, had him just sign over. Oh, no. His face, his character, and his name. He found out. Fights for his name. Yeah.

He got him for $14 million. Fucking tremendous. He had nothing but capes. he found out fights for his name yeah he got him for 14 million dollars fucking tremendous he had nothing but capes this motherfucker he has capes nobody ever said a word about him

as he got older look at his face holy shit he went under the radar Walter McAuliffe tremendous wow so Spanish people

were having a good fucking week they were like god damn and shit. And then Goya. And then fucking Goya had to fuck it up for everybody. Mucho, mucho amor. Damn.

I mean, that's all the Goya guy did is he said something pro-Trump. That's it? That's it. That's all you have to do today. That's all you have to do today. Bro, people are in a lather. Puerto Ricans are like, you know what? They've stolen from the Puerto Ricans. And then Trump didn't help the Puerto Ricans with all the hurricane stuff,

and now you're going to side with them. That's how they felt. What was Trump's statement about Puerto Rico? There was something about how corrupt everything was over there, and that they did help, but the problem was corruption in Puerto Rico. Dog, whenever there's a national disaster, there's always corruption, okay? As soon as there's a national disaster, wait till the corruption to start. As soon as Katrina, who went to jail with Katrina? The mayor.

The mayor. That's big money, Jack. Katrina. Everybody's supposed to get the first wave of Jackson The mayor went to jail after Katrina? New Orleans Check it out African American gentlemen

For fucking double dipping They get greedy when a national disaster comes So here we are about to see Jose Aldo and Piotr Jan Now what's interesting about this fight Is people think of Aldo as being done. Some people do. But Aldo is only 33.

Make sure that's correct. He's either 32 or 33. He might be 32. Like he's not old. But he burst onto the scene when 33? That's crazy, man. I mean he's in his prime. Aldo's in his prime aldo's in his prime and in my opinion

he beat marlon morais he lost the decision the ufc agrees with that opinion which is why he's fighting peter yan for the title and not marlon morais that's a very rare time where someone loses a fight and then gets a fight for the title and everybody agrees and this is where it's at right now i mean people people saw that fight and they're like yeah i think he i think he won let him fight for the title and so as soon as henry sahudo stepped down henry sahudo's trying to fight that ryan garcia guy that boxer no he is? Ryan Garcia is like, he's the latest, really popular, up-and-coming young boxer. He's ridiculously fast. Heavyweight?

No, no, no, no. Lightweight, 135. He's got a fucking, you got that? Who's he punching in the stomach here? Is that Logan Paul? Jake Paul? Let me see it. Oh, my God.

He hit him right in the solar plexus. Ngannou's been doing that. My mic's dead. He let Ngannou punch him. Or, excuse me, Ngannou let him punch him with a body shield on, and Ngannou didn't even feel it. But then Ngannou started letting big people punch him with no body shield. Ngannou's so big, it. But then Ngannou started letting big people punch him with no body shield. Ngannou's so big, man. He's scary as hell.

He's the scariest guy of all time. In terms of overall physical danger that you're in whenever he's swinging, there's no one scarier than Ngannou. I'll never forget being there when he knocked Alistair over. Yep. Yeah. Oh, my God. That was insane.

You should have been there for the last one. Why is that swinging, Jamie? What happened? Do we have ghosts in here? No, it's just loose. Oh. I had it barely hanging. The last one, when he knocked out Jairzino Rosenstreich, there was no one in the audience.

So it was one of those apex fights. And they did it right in front of us. so it was one of those apex fights so uh and they did it right in front of us like he charged him and just hit him with this left hook and then rosenstreich drops and then he pounds him out while he's he was already out cold and he hits him with these two big bombs so you hear them some of these both of them are 265 and they just collided those are altoids just so you know yeah which are altoids i i i love that I left that for a present I brought in. What is Altoids? Somebody sent me an email.

They were moving a house. They ripped up the carpet. And underneath they found a plank. What does it say? Filled with Quaaludes. Oh, it says Quaaludes? He had a Quaalude bottle. I was ready to drop a lewd.

You know me, dog. It's Saturday night. Why did you do this to him, Jamie? That's so rude. I'm like, I don't understand what's going on here. I just looked over. He was sniffing what was ever in that bottle. You were already at second base with the Quaaludes over there. Oh, my God.

I never know. I know he has scientists come on. Maybe some guy brought him a fucking old Quaalude. I would have taken two of those. You would have been driving me home. I was going to say, you didn't even want to have a drink earlier. You're fucking old Quaalude I would have taken two of those You would have been driving me home I was going to say You didn't even want to have a drink earlier You're like Quaaludes

I'd be happy to drive you home Oh I would have eaten You have whatever you want I'll drive you home I would have eaten two Ludes Leave your car in the garage We'll have your car parked in the back So here's the thing about Aldo too

Aldo used to struggle to make 75 Or excuse me to make 45 Because he used to walk around like 170 pounds. He was big and he just really had a hard time many times making the weight and suffered. But then when he went down to 135, he got a nutritionist for the first time in his career. And now he has zero problem getting to 135. his cut to 135 is way easier than his cut to 45 he said which is crazy energy levels the same fucking tremendous his last fight with marlon marais he was just attacking the entire time just running him down and attacking this is the way he should

have been at his whole career he should have been at 135 his whole career and he can win a belt here for the first time since connor knocked him out huh oh yes well he won a belt he won the interim featherweight title um after connor he lost it to max holloway i think that's true right 99 positive that's true i think he he beat, I forget who he beat, but he knocked out Jeremy Stevens. He knocked out Hinato Moikano. And both those guys are big, powerful 45ers. And he just decided to try to fight at 35. And he looked better at 35 than ever. Like a lot of times when a guy later in his career, when cut weight it's sort of a last ditch effort and you start thinking man

this guy's in trouble this guy's got that chernobyl power behind him right here born and down the river how dare you nuclear power pretty sure he trains in thailand i think he's a uh phuket top team guy. I want to do that one day. I had Hannibal on the other day. Hannibal is such an interesting guy. One of the things he did, he took a whole month off by himself and just went to Thailand and trained Muay Thai. Not even like, doesn't even have experience in it.

It's not like he did his whole life, always wanted to be a Thai boxer, thought it would be fun to train and live in thailand for a month nope just decided to go went to fucking thailand trained there and i just happened to be in thailand at the same time with my family so he came up from i think he was in bangkok he came up to chiang mai where we were at and hung out with us we had dinner and shot the shit i was like what are you doing out here man he's like i'm training muay thai he's an interesting guy you know what he's doing now he's going to ghana he's gonna live in ghana i go for how long he goes i don't know a few months he's gonna up and live and i mean no wife no no kids.

Do whatever the fuck he wants. He has real estate. He's made investments. He's got money. That's great. It's great. It's exciting. I like when someone lives like that.

He's like, fuck it. I'm going to live in Ghana. Is there a reason why he picked Ghana? He's from Ghana. He did his ancestry test on his father's side. A lot of it's from ghana and you know he felt like hey man what a great way to get material and what a great experience just a life experience to go there and live there but also i mean imagine how much material he's going to get living in africa for three months so gh, Africa, not where fucking Jim Jones.

That's Guyana. That's South America. Yeah, that's South America. You don't want to go down there. That place is probably still fucked. You know? From that? The bad voodoo in the air from that fucking?

Did you ever watch that documentary? I didn't watch it. I lived it. Remember, I was a kid. I went to my mother's bar and they had the fucking congressman. They had the whole thing. I watched it, and then years later, you read Hollywood, whatever. To this day, they say don't drink the Kool-Aid.

Yeah, don't drink the Kool-Aid. Meanwhile, do you know it wasn't even Kool-Aid? It was like a cheaper version of some fucking punch mix. Maybe a little Kool-Aid, too. Maybe they did have some Kool-Aid. It was like a cheaper version of some fucking punch mix. Maybe a little Kool-Aid too. Maybe they did have some Kool-Aid. He was doing drill tests. He was making them do shit before. I just watched something recently.

The scary part of that documentary to me were those morning announcements he'd make on the fucking PA system. He used to say whatever creepy shit. He was shooting speed. He wasn't sleeping for days. He was a meth addict. Back in the 70s, that strong garage. When you're on an island like that.

The shit the Hells Angels sold. That shit that came in chunks. Guyana's not an island. Oh, it's not? No. No. Guyana, Jim Jones, where is it? It's in South America.

And it's just, it's part of something. I don't think Guyana's an island. I'm 99% sure of that. Is Guyana an island? I think it's just a country in South America where he set up his cult. I think they felt like they were being persecuted in the United States, which they always are. Because it's always the same story. One guy winds up stealing all the money fucking

everybody's woman what is it yeah it's just a part of uh south america you were in san francisco yeah yeah i was going down yeah yeah that's crazy yeah i remember it being in the news johnstown i remember in jonestown was when i got well i remember waco way more than that waco was not but waco was fucking the first one look at all those dead people man isn't that crazy Remembering Jonestown was when I got home. Well, I remember Waco way more than that. Oh, my God. But Waco was fucking the first one. Look at all those dead people, man. Isn't that crazy? Oh.

That's what's so crazy. They're all just lying there, poisoned. So scary. And that poison doesn't work as good as everybody thinks it does. Oh, no. It takes a little time. Yeah. It burns and shit because it's pure poison. Oof. Oof. This takes a little time. Yeah, it burns and shit because it's pure poison. Oof, oof.

This is a great fight. This is a great fight. Because this is like the big test for Jan and for Aldo, man. You want to talk about dudes been around the block. You can't fight a more experienced guy in world-class competition than Jose Aldo. He's about as experienced as they get. What's interesting about Aldo is he was the best kicker. Like he would fuck people's legs up.

He almost never kicks anymore. Almost never kicks. Now he just concentrates almost entirely on his boxing. If you watch him fight now, it's very rare that he throws a kick. Very rare. It used to be like he would chop with those fucking leg kicks, man. I mean, it was like the most important part

of his game. Because he would hit you with one like, when he fought Uriah Faber, I mean, he hit Uriah Faber with the first leg kick and Uriah was done. It was just a matter of time. And now Aldo very rarely throws kicks. And I really want to ask get someone like a translator and ask him why. But I don't want to tell anybody.

You know, I'll tell him, like, just tell me and I won't tell anybody. I just want to, I mean, is it an injury? Like, what is it? Because it might be. It might be like his knee's fucked up. He can't kick anymore. Because all these guys, you know, he's been in the sport forever. And then before that, he was a high-level Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt,

been training forever, right? He's got to have some serious injuries. And he played soccer. Mm-hmm. Yep. Soccer guys all have fucked up knees. Soccer is like one of the best ways to tear your ACL. Those guys tear their ACLs.

Oh, shit. Jan just hit him with a big right hand. The thing about this, at this weight class, though, oh, there's a kick. At this weight class, Aldo is so durable. He's so strong. Because he's used to fighting those 45ers. Oh, shit. He got

cracked. Yep. Oh, my God god Jan is so sharp But look Aldo can take it at 35 Cause he's used to getting hit with like Connor big ass 45ers you know He's used to getting hit with you know

Renato Moicano who went up to lightweight The guy's got a scar on his face Joe He's used to getting fucking something Yeah I think he fell on a barbecue grill When he was a kid Oh shit there's his kicks again He's got a scar on his face, Joe. He's used to getting fucking something. Yeah. I think he fell on a barbecue grill when he was a kid. Oh, shit. There's his kicks again. There you go. He's back to kicking.

Dude, he can only take so many of those. Oh, this is heating up quick. Oh, my goodness. Damn, this is good right away. Jan switches stances. He's very clever. he's setting up traps he also doesn't want that left leg out front because if Aldo keeps kicking at it you know everybody was always wondering like when Aldo's gonna return with his leg

kicks because they were the thing that everybody avoided forever. And you see, like, he throws two in this fight, and both of them spin Jan around. Those guys that come from that soccer background, man, they can fucking kick. The amount of leg strength you have, and, like, you're used to whipping your legs around. Oh, we looked for one there. He almost spun himself around on that.

Oh, we looked for one there. He almost spun himself around on that. Oh, shit. Jan goes up high. Sneaky. Well, Aldo got hit with a high switch kick by Marlon Marais in their fight in the first round. Marais throws that. He throws his really sneaky left switch kick to the head. It's like a whip.

Another kick by Aldo. I like it. Aldo back to kicking. He's landing that straight left too. Mmm. Throwing a lot of kicks. I like it. That's a lot to me.

That means a lot. Because that means he's got all the weapons. Because when he's got all the weapons. Because when he's just tracking guys down and trying to throw bombs on them with the punches, I feel like he's just not the same guy. He's not as versatile. You don't have as many things to think about. Like when he was in the WEC, he opened up in this fight with Cub Swanson with a flying knee and knocked him out. And the first few seconds of the fight was wild.

There he goes again. See? He's spinning him around with that kick. When Aldo kicks your fucking legs, man, it takes a lot of movement away. It fucks a lot of things up in fighters. Because they have to think about that now. And this is only the first round this is a five rounder because it's a title fight aldo keeps chopping at that leg and i hope

he does oh jan with a big kick to the body oh aldo with the shot look at that trip gets him down oh big shot by Jan Oh my goodness What's he doing What's that ref doing Oh shit Oh shit Look at that

Jan is mean He's mean He doesn't want Aldo With his fingers Inside the gloves That's what's going on You're not allowed

Oh he got hit With a big shot there Oh he's hurt He's hurt real bad to the body yeah real bad real bad to the body he just break his sternum no he got hit with a liver shot man he can't get up right now he can't get up he's got to kind of take this yon's fucking him up man wow that's the end of the round he got hurt real bad with a body shot. Real bad. See that redness around the right side of his body?

That's where your liver is. You can see when he got hit, he covered up and winced. I hope they show that in the replay. It looked higher up to me, but maybe I just missed it. He hit him right in the body. You know, Joe, whether he's 32 or 33, he's gone through some wars. He's definitely gone through some wars. But what was interesting is, oh, look at that right hand.

Boom. It was his movement. Look at that. Spun him around with that low kick. It was his movement. Look at the uppercut to the body and the left hook. His movement that caused that wound up being on his back. See, this is the end, but this is not what caused the body shot.

I want to see the body shot. Look at these big bombs he's getting hit with, though. My God. Jan is hitting him with some big fucking shots. They didn't show the body shot on the ground, unfortunately. But Jan is fired up coming into the second round But it was Aldo trying to take him down that fucked that up for him All right, let's see what happens now

Okay, both guys assuming like a Muay Thai stance look at that like front leg leg. Yeah, Jan's keeping that left leg up so it doesn't get kicked. Well, that's Thai style. You know, that's that light front leg. It's also you could throw a teep from there. You could throw that inside leg kick. He's ready to check. They're both doing that. Look at them.

They're both. They're both Thai style right now. Oh, kicked him with it already. Just a few of those, man, and your legs fucks, Bill. And Aldo has already hit him. Oh, two in a row. Aldo's starting to light it up. Oh, see, he switched stances. Oh, wow.

And then he goes to the body. Oh, shit. Fuck that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, see, that's what I saw too it looked high up what looked high up that punch steven thompson just tweeted that he thinks jose's uh rib is broken might have been it was way up there and he grabbed his chest like that it looked horribly painful to get a guy to grab his chest or a rib or something

right here's where your liver is see where my hand is yeah and your liver is big your liver is a big target it's like it's quite a large large patch that you can really fuck someone up and when you get hit there it's the weirdest feeling man everything goes like this everything just freezes and some guys can suck it up and make it look like nothing. But most of the time when you get hit there, your body just kind of seizes up. It's very rare that a guy can play that off. Oh, Aldo just hit him with a liver shot. Woo!

Aldo hit him with a good left hand with the liver there. He switched stances again. Left leg forward and then immediately chops at it damn this is like the Aldo of old oh good right hand to the body by Jan damn this fight is good oh he's fucking that leg up man he's kicking it up in the air every time oh now he's kicking it up in the air every time that leg oh

now he's attacking the inside of the right leg jan's leg is in trouble that left leg is in real trouble already oh look at that he kicks him oh front leg side kick to the thigh jan is really strong like you can see it when he when he clinches up with dudes. He's just one of those guys that's very, very physically strong. And he's fucking mean. You know, there's like extra meanness that some guys have, and Jan's got that. Damn, this is good. Russians are are wild man i just watched this oliver stone interview thing you ever see that on showtime oliver stone interviews putin no five part series i stumbled across it

because i watched another crazy documentary on showtime. Oh, God. What's their new one called? About the kid that gets... It's brand new. It's crazy. It's about a high school football player that gets accused of being a pedophile, of sexually abusing a child, and it turns out he was completely wrongfully convicted. Oh, no. Yep. For years, he was in prison while the other guy went on to do it to more people. Oh, no. Yep. For years he was in prison while the other guy went on to

do it to more people. Oh no. Yep. The outcry. It was unreal. What happens to a guy like that? They have to pay him? And how much can you pay the guy? Yeah. How much can you pay him? I can't remember if they even give out the actual payment. But I mean, you changed his life oh yeah there's no number you could ever put on that right did someone lie on the witness stand like what why did they convict him it's so crazy um don't tell me okay i'll watch it yeah it's well worth not knowing this is the most kicks i've ever seen aldo throw in recent years look Look at that. He goes high. Oh, shit. He fucked Jan up.

Jan's in trouble. Jan's in trouble. He hurt him there with that combination. The kick to the body. Look at that. Left hook to the body. Oh, man. He's only recently filed a lawsuit. Oh, only recently.

So he hasn't been paid yet. Yeah. Oh, poor guy imagine you have to get a job after that your whole you've been in jail for years not only that but it was pretty he had a full scholarship for football he was a badass football player oh my god full scholarship and he his plan was to be in the nfl and he probably would have been able to do it oh my god they show you the clips of him as a Texas high school football player, and he's just a star athlete collapsing, crushing quarterbacks. And how old is he now?

Oh, man, I think he spent three or four years in prison, right? Something like that. At least two. And he had to sign up. They do the whole thing. See that? Liver. Right to the liver. I missed it. It he had to sign up. You know, they do the whole thing. See that? Liver. Right to the liver.

I missed it. It was 100% the liver. Yeah. They just showed it. This is... I can't fucking imagine being wrongly accused and going to jail. Well, I mean... Or something like that.

And you know what? It happens a lot, guys. Well, I mean... Or something like that. And you know what? It happens a lot, guys. Yeah. Oh, all the time. It happens a lot, especially when you have a public defender's office handling that, because the case is so overloaded, they just cut deals. They just cut deals. You're basically a piece of meat.

Right, and imagine if you're a public defender and guys are lying to you all the time and you don't know who's innocent and who's not. Everybody says they're innocent. Plus, there's no budget. I don't have a budget to hire an investigator to go talk to the people who were there that night. There's so many different

obstacles you have. When I got sentenced, I got sentenced with an attorney you know it was a big difference thing going in there with a public fucking defender it's a big difference in not paying that guy's got 80 people he's got to take care of he's just in business of cutting cutting you out of a lot of oh cutting the deal Oh two shots to the body from Aldo. Bro, Aldo looks

good. We're in the third here. He had that one moment in the first where Jan hit him with that big body shot. Oh! Look at Aldo. And Jan is forced to switch stances. Jan's fighting southpaw now because Aldo's got his left leg all fucked up.

He's got two more rounds to work on that right leg. Now he's throwing kicks with the left leg. But he's going to try to chop at that right leg as well. Oh, good shot with the left leg. This is a good fucking fight, man. This is a very good fight. And this is the first time Jan has had to fight five rounds in the UFC, if I'm correct. Aldo's done it many times.

He's been at least scheduled for multiple, multiple five-round fights. All of his championship fights. I mean, think about how many fights this guy's fought. And went five-round fights, went, oh, good shot to the body by Aldo. Back when he wasn't cutting weight correctly either. Oh, shit. Aldo looks good. Oh, nasty left hook to the liver.

Dig into that liver. Jan's in trouble. Jan is in trouble. Oh! Look at that! Jan comes back with the left kick. His left leg is chewed up and now he's just using it as a weapon. Oh! Aldo! Oh! Oh my god! This is Aldo of old! Oh again! Left hook to the body! Oh my God. He hurt him with that left hook to the body, and now Jan is standing orthodox again.

He's hit him there so many times. Look at that left leg. Look at Jan's left calf. See how red it is and swollen? Look at it. When they'll show it, if they give you a side angle, look at his left calf. It's fucked up, man.

It's fucked up. Aldo just needs a couple shots on that. Ooh! See, now Jan, oh, he hit it again. Every time Jan is throwing a punch, it's going to be like 35% less powerful because of that leg. His leg just, he can't generate power off that left leg. I mean, he could do it a little bit, but he's going to be missing something.

God damn, it's a good fight. it's crazy that aldo drops down to 35 and just like becomes a reinvented fighter it's unbelievable and then when you find out he's really only 33 like wow he's been around forever oh i mean he's been a world champion forever first ever featherweight champion in the wec first ever featherweight champion in the WEC, first ever featherweight champion in the UFC. I mean, when they instituted the weight class, he was the guy. They brought him over from the WEC. Again, that left hook to the liver. Woo!

He's hit that spot so many times. He likes that combination, what they call the dutchie. It's a left hook to the liver and a right leg kick. That's like a Ernesto Hust special. Woo! Look at this. My God. Yeah, these guys are banging. It's tremendous.

This is a fast pace, too, man. That's the crazy thing about Aldo going to 35, that he said, oh, beautiful spinning. Beautiful, beautiful. He caught him resting That's the thing about Jan He's so clever He's got so many techniques Again oh my god Left hook to the liver by Aldo

And a counter shot to the head by Jan Oh yeah that was crazy Look at this Oh my god Knee up the middle by yon oh yeah that was crazy look at this oh my god knee up the middle by aldo oh nice elbow off the break by yon aldo keeps giving the last minute of these rounds to him man this is a crazy fight this is a crazy fight i don't know if that's the right mentality win the round for the first four minutes and give him one minute it's not trying to right no i know it's not a mentality it's just he's

just getting this is just a really close fight, and then he worked for the spin there. I watched the best breakdown of Ali Frazier, a guy that went back and looked through all the interviews of both of them and tells you how they're feeling in between each round and everything on YouTube. It's so cool. Look at that. He's telling you at one point, like at the end of this round, Muhammad Ali said this is the closest to death he's ever felt,

and it's just the end of round 11 or round 12 or something. I think that was Rumble in the Jungle, right? Yeah, yeah. Thrilla in Manila? No, Thrilla in Manila was in the Philippines. Which one was? I think it was. Thrilla in Manila was Joe Frazier.

Was Rumble in the Jungle Ali and Foreman? Yes. Right, okay. Yeah, this one was Frazier. Was Rumble in the Jungle Ali and Foreman? Yes. Right. Okay. Yeah, this one was Frazier-Ali. They don't do that anymore with names. That was a festival. Thrilla and Manila. That was a festival. Do you know that? A festival? Oh, that's right. James Brown played. No, that was Zaire.

Zaire, yeah. That was the Foreman fight. It was Foreman-Ali, right? Yeah, I believe so that was the one where james brown came out and put on a concert it was fucking insane bb king played too oh wow wasn't james brown at the beginning of one of the rockies too yes yeah living in america and apollo cre Creed's dancing. Three. Three? No. No, you're right. Four. It was Russia. It was when Drago.

Three is three. Zaire in 74. That's Rumble in the Jungle. Concert was promoted by Don King. Part of the build-up for the Ali Foreman fight. Wow. God damn. Bill Withers. Bill Withers.

Oh, shit. I got the YouTube. It's on YouTube. Brilliant. Bill Withers destroys the place with an acoustic guitar. Yep. Destroys the place with an acoustic guitar. I played Bill Withers the other day while I was working out.

Put some Use Me on. Oh, man. Lean on me. You got to check out his live at Radio City Music Hall. Oh, what he does live is so crazy, especially with that song with Use Me. Look at this fucking fight, man. Because he uses the crowd like an instrument. Uses their claps and everything.

Ooh. He keeps looking for that left hook to the body and then jan counters with that right hook to the head oh elbowed over the top what a fight oh nice knee to the body. He's at home. Went swimming today. We hung out.

Had a good time. He goes swimming in, like, your pool? Yeah, with the dog. Nice. He loves it, man. I jump in the pool, he's yippee he just jumps in oh that's so cool well he's a golden retriever they they're you know they're duck hunting dogs they're retrievers like they're the sweetest kindest dogs but like they were developed to

hunt birds really pretty sure oh look at that. Went for the trip. Oh, he's a little tired here. It's these moments where one guy needs to catch a breath and the other guy doesn't. A lot of things can change and happen in those moments. But Jan is still being forced to fight from that southpaw stance. That opens up a lot of shit, though. It opens up power kicks from both guys. Because the body's open. Oh Jan with a good combination.

But Aldo is so good. With that right low kick. To the orthodox opponent. That's like such a big weapon for him. That when someone fights him southpaw. It kind of changes that. Oh, Jan with a jumping knee attempt. Wow, Aldo has landed more significant strikes already in this fight

than any other fight. Than any other fight? Yeah, it's at his personal best. Wow, that's's crazy 106 landed yon keeps coming look at him he's so strong see all those trying to take a little breather here catch his breath and yon senses it he's coming on strong one thing that aldo has had a problem with in the past is when guys pressure him he has had problems maintaining the stamina. And that's what Max Holloway did to him in both fights, particularly in the second fight.

Because Aldo fights in such an explosive way that when you explode like that and dig in with big shots, you're like sprinting and you need a break. Whereas Max Holloway, everything is like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. He puts that pace on you. And that's what he did to Aldo. And Jan is doing it to him right now as long as aldo's leading like he was leading in the marlon morais fight he never got tired but he's not being pressured and jan is pressuring him this is not

good this is not good this is not good but it's great for jan he's gonna beat him up this might be it this might be it there's a whole minute to go he's trying to grab him up. This might be it. This might be it. There's a whole minute to go. He's trying to grab the wrist. You just use just wrist control, but that's hard. Oh, Jan goes right over through with the knee. That's going to allow him to hit some big shots. 154 significant total strikes. 156 significant.

146 rather significant strikes. That's crazy. These guys are throwing bombs. Oh, man. Oh, 146 rather significant strikes. That's crazy. These guys are throwing bombs. Oh, man. Oh, shit, big elbow over the top. 30 seconds to go. Can he survive? It just takes a few big shots from here.

Look at him. He's looking. He's looking. He's going to try to throw those legs to the side. He just doesn't know which way to go. And Aldo is not a big threat with submissions off of his back, especially not now. Why is that?

Isn't that weird for a Brazilian like that? Well, I mean, it's just never been his forte. He's never really, in my recollection, ever really submitted anybody with an armbar or anything off the back. When he's on his back, he's just kind of hanging on and holding on. Although he does have great Brazilian jiu-jitsu skills, he's never been a guard specialist. His nose is fucked up.

That's a great school that he came from, right? Novo Uniao. Novo Uniao. Top of the fight. One of the very best. And Andre Pettinaris, who's his head instructor, that's the guy in front of him, not the UFC cut man, but there's another guy.

Not that guy. You can't see him on camera right now. I know who it is. Pettinaris is a real veteran. I mean, he was around the old school Valley Tudor days. See, look at this. Look at that counter. So Aldo's looking for the left hook to the body and Jan is waiting for him to throw it and then he immediately counters. look at that counter so aldo's looking for the left hook to the body and jan

is waiting for him to throw it and then he immediately counters look at that jab he's so good at fighting from this position man that's such a a big plus that he can fight so good from a southpaw position as well because even though his left calf is fucked up he basically took leg kicks out of the equation by switching stances because Aldo was not having nearly as much success with that right leg kick to the right front leg as he was to the left front leg. Is this the fifth and final round? Oh, shit.

I wonder who's winning this. They know this is a great fight, too. It's always a good sign when they're hugging at the start of the fifth. Look how much energy he has. Oh, man. He stung him. He stung him. Oh, shit.

Oh, Aldo's in trouble. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Oh, man. This is it. This is it. This is it.

He's fucked. Passing over. He's going to get him a crucifix And smash him Oh no Man So Jan is trying to slide That arm down To lock up the right arm

Slide his knee across And lock up the right arm Aldo can't even defend himself And that's where he's at right now Full crucifix I think his right leg Is trapped in the middle in the half guard, but still might as well be a crucifix.

That right arm is just totally taken out of the game, so he's got no defense at all on his right side right now. Snuck it through. He's using that leg to pin it down. Aldo almost looks like an almost recaptured guard there. Nope. Aldo is grabbing the fence with his toes, and the referee's telling him not to do that.

It's interesting. Oh, man. Yeah, he's now. That's a bad position. He just has to get that leg free. If he gets his leg free, it's a full crucifix, but he keeps getting to that spot. Oh, Jesus.

Big fucking elbow. Holy shit. Now he's taking his back. Oh, that's it. It's over. Blood's flowing right now. It is over, man. It is over.

It's over. Ah, that elbow busted him. Yeah, he just can't take it anymore. He's basically just hanging on here. That was a big elbow elbow look at all the blood man fuck oh my god look at his face dude yawn is no joke hammering him this is it stop it stop it stop this fight stop stop the fight stop the fight stop the fight stop it you fuck Fuck. That poor Aldo. Fight's over.

He's telling them not to hit him there. You see that, referee? Bad spot. Oh, God. Come on, man. Stop the fight. He's not doing anything. He's just covering up.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. He's not defending himself. I don't know why they're not stopping this fight. Stop this fucking fight already, please. Please stop the fight. Come on. They would have stopped this fight in many other cases.

Look at how much blood is on that canvas where his head is. That's nuts, man. But now Jan has punched himself out. Look at this. He's got to take a little break. He's got two minutes to go, though. Yeah, but Aldo has punched himself out. Look at this. He's got to take a little break. He's got two minutes to go, though. Yeah, but Aldo's not going anywhere. Look at him.

No. He's losing blood by the fucking minute here. Look at that puddle in front of his face, man. Obviously, Fight Island is not New York City. These are different rules out there. What do you mean? I mean, I just feel like every time I watch fights in New York, it seems like they're always stopped very quickly.

And clearly Abu Dhabi. They don't give a fuck. They're not stopping until an eye comes out. Come on, he's getting in with clean shots to the head. He's not protecting you. Jesus fucking Christ. Thank you. We're all those who are going to have a headache for three weeks.

At least. Yeah. That was not necessary. There's no reason he had to take all those shots. Yeah, no, no, no. Oh. You know, a guy's got to do something to improve his position. Just sitting there like that, covering up,

and just getting hammered in the head, it's not enough. It's basically like you're getting punished for not going unconscious that's a good point damn peter yan is no fucking joke he made some big ass adjustments switch stances smashed him and when he got on top on the ground you see how strong he is that's what i was talking about like how physically strong he is like although he's always been very good off his back defensively he's always been able to hold on boom look at that bang

dig into the body look at that drops him with the uppercut fuck man I mean and the prolonged beating he gave him in that fifth and final round, that was a prolonged beating. That referee had five bucks on Aldo.

Imagine if that's all it takes. Imagine if that was all it takes, five bucks, and you let a guy get beat to death. I had five dollars on him. I had five dollars on him. It's interesting that there's no crowd at all. You would think in Abu Dhabi what they would do is just test people. Because they can fucking test anybody.

Just, they have so much money. Just test a bunch of people and have, you know, pay $10,000 a ticket or some shit. No. No? No. No? No. Why can't you do that? This is dangerous right here. You saw these people in the ring in the octagon?

No more than like four people. Get the fuck out of there. Yeah, but what if everybody's tested? Anything over eight, nine, ten. You know what? Something happens when there's nine people, even if everybody's tested. What happens?

Why take a chance? They're just not working. It's just not take a chance? It's just not working. It's just not working, Joe. It's just not working. What do you think is going to happen with all this COVID shit? You think we're going to have to get vaccines? You think it's going to burn through the people and develop herd immunity? New York is down, but Jersey is starting to come back.

Is it? Creeping a little bit. Holy name hospital emptied up, but those savages that go down the shore. I got a picture from a friend of mine at the beach coma. Nobody's got a fucking mask on. The boardwalks, nobody's got a fucking mask on. Those are people from up north that go down to South Jersey. Up north got destroyed.

South Jersey was okay. It was at least men's and men's. Now they're going to bring it all down. Well, the good news is the word is that ultraviolet light kills it almost instantly. And simulated sunlight kills it almost instantly. And they believe regular sunlight kills it almost instantly.

And this is something that Brett Weinstein had talked about on the podcast that I did with him, that it sort of indicates that this thing might have developed in a lab to spread faster indoors. There's so much creepy shit about this fucking disease. It's definitely, I don't want to say it's definitely

because I'm not a scientist, but it's a man-made disease. They manipulated this virus and they made it more potent and they made it that way so they could study it. And it got out. And that's why it spread so fast and that's why it's so weird that's why it has such weird weird effects on different people

and you know callan's got it right now and i was talking to him on the phone he's like it's so strange it's like one time he goes i'll feel fine and then an hour later i feel terrible i'm coughing like crazy my head hurts he goes and then after that, I'll be fine again. He goes, like, I feel fine, and then I don't feel fine. Nights are rough. Did he mention that? Sometimes nights are rough. I wake up in the middle of the night in coughing fits.

And sometimes his head hurts. He says, like, flu head, like, stuff deep, like, real bad headaches. But, you know, he didn't take hydroxychloroquine here's something funny his doctor said to him this is what the doctor said to Shab he said I don't know what where your political leanings are he's like what he goes because this drug hydroxychloroquine is a drug that Trump kept promoting and he goes but put that aside and he's like look I don't give a fuck does it work he goes, but put that aside. And he's like, look, I don't give a fuck. Does it work?

He goes, yes, it works. Wow. So he gets on, he goes, it's particularly effective, he said, in the very beginning of the infection. Yeah. So he gets on hydroxychloroquine, and he does vitamin IV drips five days in a row. By the fourth day, he's good.

He still has a problem with his taste and his sense of smell, but he doesn't feel bad at all four days in callan it's been like 11 days or whatever it is 12 days he's still fucked up he still feels like shit he's got no energy he didn't do anything though callan didn't want to take the drugs and he didn't even want to take uh the vitamins he he said he you know he's got weird thoughts on vitamins. I don't understand it. Like, he thinks that vitamins don't really work.

I'm like, what do you think? All these people are taking vitamins for no reason? Well, his studies on vitamins, are they all faked? Like, what do you think? Like, he's got some weird thoughts in his head about vitamins that you should be able to get enough from your food. I'm like, dude, you eat spaghetti. Like, you ain't getting any vitamins from your fucking spaghetti like what are you talking about he'll go to like uh fucking via veneto and get takeout i mean it's great food but you know you need vitamins bitch yeah i mean vitamins aren't even up for argument

oh you can argue about a vaccine you could especially vitaminps, dude. Whenever I come back from the road I get a vitamin drip. I feel amazing. I started doing that with Chappelle. Chappelle's a professional partier. When those guys go on the road, they get a hotel room and they get one of those ivy bag trees and you'd be like nine branches around a tree. Everybody's in the room

getting IV'd up with water and vitamins and glutathione and all that shit. Does he have a club in Columbus? He has this thing. 130 Cedar. It's not in Columbus. It's in another town.

Yellow Springs. It's his friend's wedding pavilion, and they've outfitted it, and they're allowed to add more people. They just contacted me about some dates. I'm going to go down there at least once over the summer. I need to. I need to experience it. Audience wears masks even outside,

and then they distance everybody away from each other. They got it marked down where your chairs are. They have Chappelle masks. It's pretty dope. It's got a Chappelle C above c above the stage yeah it looks awesome it's pretty badass man and they're real strict about their stuff too they have everybody funneled off and test temp checked and everything spaced out yep everybody gets tested before the show it's smart it can be done but you're right, Joey, in a lot of ways. It is sketchy. There it is.

I mean, it's crazy. He's on a stage where people get married. And I think this one's for the special or whatever that he taped this moment, right? Because normally they're set up. They even have people up there six feet away from you on your left, your right, and behind you. So they keep it closer and tighter and behind you so you're surrounded by laughs houston was fun yeah houston was a good time man it was weird though you know it felt like we were getting away with something too good to be

true i know it did right especially after seeing what happened with shop and gallon i know those guys are doing like meet and greets and stuff what are they moshing what's going on what is that they are moshing yeah once the shows are over the masks come off and yeah well all those guys on stage that's at chapelle's place all those guys on stage have been tested though you gotta you gotta think about it that way oh shit volkanovski and hollywood holloway next but i heard a rumor that if there's nine people even if they've been tested with nine people it can just too many fucking people things gonna happen I can just... Too many fucking people. Things can happen. You got ten people.

Too many fucking things can happen. Something ain't right here. Something's not right. Something ain't right here. There's ten fucking people. I got a GED, and I'm telling you, something ain't right here. You know, they opened up Disneyland. They can take temperature checks.

I get it, man, but it's got to be... for me to do comedy, it's got to be just right. You know what? What is it, six feet? Yeah. Let's do ten. You're supposed to have six feet. Let's do ten. Ten feet?

I like that. Ten. Let's do ten. See, that's a good, instead of locking everybody back down, I like that. Let's renegotiate the terms. The problem is COVID, they don't understand that COVID means pay cut in Latin. That's what that means. What?

COVID means pay cut in Latin. Everybody's going to lose money. So you got an option. Either you come on the road or you fucking don't. We're going to sell, what do we see? 600? We're going to put 100 in there. A buck 50 tops.

Spread them out so everybody feels comfortable. Because I don't know about you guys. Do you want to eat dinner next to a guy who looks like me? And all of a sudden he coughs or he sneezes or he tells the band to play Skinner. Do you guys need that in your fucking life? So get the fuck away from me. Okay? I never liked people next to

me before this COVID shit. You ever go to a restaurant and there's three tables sitting, they're all together and they try to put you over there with those fucking mooks? And you're walking in with six gorillas. I'm walking in with Rogan, Tate, Ari, Duncan and Red Band and you want to put us next

to a fucking family. And Joe would go along. I'd have to get the waiter. Come here. Listen, we're going to say the word cunt and cocksucker. Do you want these kids to hear that? No. Put us over there. Yeah, but the waiter don't want to walk over there.

I don't give a fuck what the waiter wants to do. I don't want to be around three people. Never. I don't want to. If I have to talk to you and speak low, I don't want to do that. And I don't want to hear nobody else's conversation. Right. I've always been like that.

So this works for me. I'd rather work and be safe. You deal with one person, okay? A person picks you up at the airport, takes you to a hotel. You know, I think you can only trust the four seasons. You know? I mean, what are you going to do? Who else are you going to trust?

Motel 6? No. Some hooker got stabbed in there the week before. You're going to go in there and lay in a fucking COVID vomit. So you've got to get a guy to pick you up, drop you off. The same guy has to pick you up. He has to have a screen on the window. The window's got to be a down.

Mask on. You get to the club. No, hi, Mr. Rogan. Nice to meet you. Hi, Joe. My name is Glory. I'm the assistant manager. Hi, I'm Mary.

I'm the waitress. Is there anything you... Hi, I'm Morty. I'm the sound guy. How much time do you Hi, I'm Morty. I'm the sound guy. How much time do you want to do? And that motherfucker ain't out. And all of a sudden... Hi, I'm Pete.

What music do you want to hear? One person. One person. Ten people, it becomes a problem, right? One person. I want you to call me in my hotel room and ask me, how much time do you want to do? And what do you want for dinner? And fuck dinner. I want you to call me in my hotel room and ask me, how much time do you want to do? And what do you want for dinner?

And fuck this. I love this, man. I think you should be in charge of writing the law of the land. Okay. This is how places can open. You walk down to the hotel. They pick you up in front. Same person.

He's a COVID delegate. Every day, Joe Rogan, check your junk box. Check your junk box. Read the SAG notices.. Read the SAG notices. Start reading the SAG notices. SAG notices? Start reading. They go into your junk mail.

What do they say? Start reading them. What am I reading? You're going to read what they're doing. There's only one person in the business that's making it work right now, and it's Tyler Perry. Because he's got his own set. 16 days. On non-union by the way. 16 days.

He knows how to do it. Yeah. Everybody gets quarantined. They all get quarantined in a hotel. 16 days before you fly out of Van Nuys. Tested. You land in Atlanta. Tested. You get quarantined for 6 hours. Tested. Then you get designated into a zone. He took over like some type of mall You land in Atlanta, tested. You get quarantined for six hours, tested.

Then you get designated into a zone. He took over like some type of mall or bubble. He's doing it right. If you shoot episode one, here's the dilemma. There's ten episodes. If you shoot episode one. You have to stay. And you shoot episode six.

Oh. You got to stay in that bubble so you better think about it no standy uppie right no sucky sucky no going home you just hang out you have to stay in this place well it's a hotel well you know what man for a lot of people though joey it's a job no it's a job take that job don't take it that's you and that's the best way to keep everybody safe. But how are you going to keep your kids if you're an actor, actress, now you've got to get child? Well, you can have your family come with you.

So the rumor is it's not working here. It's not working here in Hollywood. It's just not working. It's just not. Isn't Felipe on a show that just started filming? Felipe is on a shooting, a downtown movie for nine days. A movie? It's a movie downtown.

What kind of precautions are they taking? He said that, you know, Jimmy Schubert, I thought was dead. Why? Jimmy Schubert went to Korea March 13th to shoot a show for Netflix. In Korea? In the heart of it. When South Korea was on fire with it.

What happened? He told me the stories about what they were doing. How they shut it down. Quickly on the set. How the people were acting, spraying, wiping hands. Everybody had fucking gorilla masks on.

If you weren't fucking talking, they put the thing over your head. Yeah, they don't fuck around in those Asian countries. They didn't fuck around in Korea. I thought he said he flew there, the plane was empty, and he flew back and the plane was empty. Jesus. He went to Boston, he did sets. I thought, bro bro i was ready to

call adam and tell him jimmy schubert can't go to the store no more like i begged him i go what are you talking about because i'm going to korea to shoot for three days i saw him i saw him a few days ago he's still as funny as ever he's hilarious so one of the managers walked up to him wearing the mask only over his mouth with the nose hanging out. And Schubert's just on fire. He's making the whole fucking condom on your ball sack. What are you doing? He's just so like, I mean, silly shit.

That's the worst Schubert impression of my life. You make your voice higher. I don't do impressions. Dog, he went into Korea and he was like, it was a complete different situation. They were cleaning. They were fucking spraying did you read about taiwan how they got ahead of it because their vice president or whatever is an epidemiologist and basically the point is none of those countries trust china so the second they're like what's going on in china because they're reading chinese people's

tweets random people just to keep an eye on them because they don't trust anything out of there so taiwan actually picked up before the world health organization some people in taiwan's health organization picked up that they were seeing suspicious tweets from people like i got a bad cough for three weeks nothing can shake it or whatever and um they were the first to find it they were there before the world health organization these taiwanese health people because they're like we know because they were watching the tweets get deleted like on the fly they're just staring at chinese shit all the time because they're like these people are fucking wild the taiwanese no taiwanese do what they do they went back and they shut everything the

fuck down two three months before us they They're partying in Taiwan right now. They're wearing masks, but they have like 0% cases for literally like the past month or two. Like nothing. Well, New Zealand did it better than anybody. They're an island. They're like, no one's coming in. And then they locked everything up and they have no cases now. I talked to my aunt.

and they have no cases now. I talked to my aunt. 55 cases, 34 hospitalizations, out of the hospital in four days. Where? Cuba. Really? 55.

How are they doing that? Well, nobody's flying into Cuba, too. What are they doing in Cuba that's different? Tell me. Here's a $1,500 mask and you go to jail. You mean if you don't have a fine? You get a fine, $1,500 mask, or you go to jail? You mean if you don't have a fine? You get a fine. $1,500 mask or you go to jail. $1,500 fine. If you don't have a mask on.

Nobody's got $1,500 in Cuba. So everybody wears a mask. So that's why it didn't spread? Wow. Well, it's also because it's not really a tourist spot right now. Especially not for the United States. You know, you get penalized if you go to Cuba under this administration, don't you?

Don't you get fined? Something happened. You used to be able to fly during the Obama administration. Something happened afterward. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Max Holloway. Oh, shit. I don't know how I feel about this hair.

That full-ass haircut. I'm not sure. It's COVID. Give him a break. He's a different look. Maybe there's no fucking barbers in Hawaii. You know what I'm saying? He said he did all of his training on Zoom.

And Volkanovski's calling bullshit. I call bullshit, too. I don't believe it. But they had real strict lockdowns does look different holloway looks like uh patrick dempsey from those old timey movies you can tell he didn't trim his eyebrows for this shit that's a deep reference but that's a deep reference but he does look like dr dreamy right yeah i i know him as the pizza guy from that one movie right right we fucked all those ladies can't buy me love.

Yeah. Yes. That was on HBO all the time when I was a kid. That is like the plot of all the best porns. Yeah. Guy comes over to pizza, fucks the lady when the husband's at work. Yeah. There he is.

Hey. Can't buy me love. That's new Max Holloway. Quarantine Holloway. I met him once at the comedy store. Is he cool? He's very nice. He actually told me not to let a heckler get to me

oh don't let him get to you like so you know what's thinking about the other day captain date rape captain tamer the warm-up guy for news radio that you hated his guts and he would try to run Joe. Patrick Dempsey. Literally don't even know what you're talking about. Patrick Dempsey was he was a child star and then he became an adult star he's still around do you end up getting into succession yet on hbo still haven't yeah macaulay caulkin's younger brother it kills it tremendous unbelievable show joey the the show is a drama but it's done by these comedy guys that only know comedy so it's a

super serious show and then when the comedy hits you it fucking hits you like it hits you like goodfellas or tarantino or the sopranos when it fucking gets you out of nowhere because they sneak it on you during serious shits happening funny shit oh it's so funny the type of stuff that would make us laugh. Look at the fucking legs on Volkanovski. They're not showing the same shot, but look at his fucking legs. Tree trunks.

Yeah, this guy's scary. You know, he used to weigh 214 pounds. His accent's all fucked up. I thought he said 240. But he's got 259 259 He's got that Thick Australian accent Interesting that this one

Went straight to rematch huh If he wins I'm putting that That fucking Crocodile Dundee hat on I'm gonna keep it on standby Hell yeah Oh shit Did he give you that Yeah Yeah if he wins Hell yeah. Did he give you that?

Yeah. Yeah, if he wins, this is coming on. No disrespect to Max. I love Max. But if he wins, I got to wear that. You have a lei you could put on if Max wins or something? Or pineapple? If Max wins, I'm taking my shirt off.

If Max wins, I'll pretend I'm on vacation. What's Eddie's problem? Eddie's cornering. We should have told people. Yeah, Eddie's cornering one of his fighters. I believe it's a grappling event. I'm not sure. I forgot. It is. No fans. Yeah, it's a grappling event, right?'m not sure. I forgot. It is. No fans.

Yeah, it's a grappling event, right? Yeah, no fans. Is it Submission Underground, Chael Sundin's event? Because a lot of times he does those in the daytime when they have a UFC on at night. You know, I'm not sure. I'll find out. I just knew that he was cornering a fighter. Submission on the Shore. I don't know where that is.

Submission on the Shore. I don't know where that is. Submission on the Shore. San Pedro. So it's a jujitsu event. There's a lot of those now, man. They actually pay. There's a lot of these submission events where guys can win a couple grand for winning, and they can do them a lot.

Because unlike striking, you really can't have fights every weekend but you could grapple pretty much every weekend you can make a couple grand here a couple grand there and some guys like um like ryan gordon they actually make real money doing that i mean he's probably made a million dollars grappling gordon ryan excuse me i said ryan gordon i switched his name around i blame the weed but gordon ryan um has been winning big grappling events for three or four years and he just bought a house bought like a million dollar house with grappling money, which is crazy.

Here we go, baby. They got a lot of good sponsors, too. Yeah. They get good money from sponsors, man. Yeah. Well, Eddie does. You know, those EBIs are doing really well. They have such a big fan base now.

You know, they're always exciting his rule system is the best rule system in the world because it's it cuts out all the the bad shit about stalling and all stalemates rather not even stalling stalemates you know where guys cancel each other out it forced them into a position where the guy's on your back ready set go or guys got you in uh you know um uh armbar position ready set go when the guy got has you in that spider web position he's not doing it this year i don't think he's not doing good he could do it it just has to be because covid yeah yeah it's hard man it's fucking hard he can't have the tournaments they're working yeah you can have them they working. But you don't have the audience.

You don't get the money from the audience. I mean, think about it. He was selling out the Orpheum, right? What is the Orpheum? That's 2,000 people at least, right? Who gets the same on pay-per-view. You think so? Probably now, right?

People love that shit. Yeah. Especially combat jiu-jitsu. People getting used to it. I'm really surprised that, listen, man, like I said, there's no do-re-mi in it. You could put 200 people in here and you want, eventually they're going to shut you down. West Hollywood's going to be the last thing to open because of Ralph's. They had 29 employees that had COVID and spread it into the community.

That parade destroyed Hollywood. It's well known. West Hollywood is the last place to open. Yeah. Interesting. Well, that's where the store is. Yeah. So that's it.

I like what the store is doing, the outside patio area eating. Yeah. Congratulations, Toby. It's cool. You gave it a shot on Monday. Yeah, yeah. Listen, as long as you're outside, I'm in. Hey, you're right.

I think Ari had the weekend in Long Island, outside in the parking lot. Really? Vinny's doing it in that parking lot. 80 people is better than nothing. What do you want to do? Yeah. What do you want to do, G? So Ari's there this weekend right now?

Here we go. Round one. It was raining really bad in Long Island last night, so I didn't talk to him. I was under a tent. So this is what to think about is that Volkanovski in the first round did a lot of chopping at the legs, and it took Max a while before he adjusted. And he started adjusting by switching southpaw, but he got his leg chewed up early in the fight. paw but he got his leg chewed up early in the fight and it's going to be interesting to see what adjustments max has made and what what volkanovsky is going to do differently volkanovsky

is just such a tank i watched a great breakdown by dominant cruz who explained that volkanovsky also made a big he's circling to the right side now but he sets him up that way and then takes a big side step to the left and then when holloway tries to adjust that's when volkanovsky strikes is after he steps to the left it's interesting to see him do the opposite now well he's been quarantined too uh in in that he he hasn't been able to go to city kickboxing in New Zealand. Because he trains at city kickboxing in Australia, but he a lot of times would go to New Zealand for his camps. And he hasn't been able to do that for this fight, too. And I don't know how much, if any, of an effect that's going to have.

So Max has been being a little more slick so far in this first round keeping his distance and avoiding those leg kicks pretty much he got hit with one I believe but much different than in the first fight real aware of it because it seemed like that took a lot of uh the movement away from him but was interesting he came in here after the fight after he lost could not have been like more relaxed and happy and having a good time just accepted it didn't have any problems with it wasn't limping at all how soon after about a couple days wow yeah he fought saturday he was here on monday that's crazy he looked great and he was like i'm telling you man he's in great spirits he's a really good guy like in his head is really on straight he has a great saying he goes hey it is what it is and you know he really means

that and he's honest about like his style like the benefits the pros and cons of style like he was talking about aldo and he's like it's those guys with power, man. He goes, that's why he gets so tired. He's got so much power. He's like, you know, I don't have that kind of power, but because of that, he can go longer and harder. Those guys with power, they try to use it all the time. And a guy like him, he can knock people out, and he does knock a lot of people out,

but he knocks people out with volume and precision. He just puts a pace on you and wears you out and beats you down, whereas Aldo can stop guys with one shot. That's the difference. He doesn't really stop too many guys with one shot. Volkanovski connected there I'm just interested to see what changes he can make

right now it looks like he's getting kicked a lot less in the legs so he's moving away more as volkanovsky tries to engage just throwing that front kick up the middle he's keeping him keeping him backing up too keeping the pressure on him and keeping him up against the cage oh you got hit with that one oh i love that all right he's like i staggered you he knows it yeah he really knows it now he knows how to do it yeah interesting very interesting god damn this is a good card huh and then we still got oh shit that's always the best when a UFC card's so good that you sort of even forget.

I did almost forget. I almost forgot. Those are the best ones. Well, I was so looking forward to this fight. Oh, good right hand over the top. God damn. Those MSG ones are like that a lot. Where you're like, oh, fuck, man.

There's two more fights left, and I already, my mind's blown. Max's inside leg is already getting real red. See it? Oh, yeah. That's how red it is. He's been hit with a bunch of shots. Inside, that part is so tender, too.

It's so hard to get hit there. It sucks. I'm sticking by that Patrick Dempsey thing. I know it's a weird reference, but I keep looking at him. I just keep seeing it over and over again. Oh, he dropped him with a head kick. Oh. Oh, Max Holloway.

Oh, shit. I missed it. Dropped him with a fucking head kick. He staggered him, man. Woo! Look at the stats. 31 significant strikes to 20. But that head kick was big.

He hurt him with a right hand earlier in the fight. Look at his right cheek is swollen. Let's see this. Boom. Oh, shit. Staggered. But look, roaring back, though. Came back with a big shot.

Boom. He clipped him. You know what's funny about that shit, guys, that when fighters have a good time in the ring, they're so much more loose. They do so much better. We learned that from Ferguson for a long time, not the last fight. But if you're on stage. Tony's always loose, yeah.

If you're on stage and you're loose, that's it. You won the war, right? Yeah. It's really weird. The state of mind. It doesn't happen a lot for me it just happens those nights in the original room when you just don't give a fuck oh yeah right you know you're like i don't give a fuck even the ones where you feel good where you feel really good and you're

like i'm gonna fucking kill you're already sort of screwed going in with that mentality yeah no if you're loose you're like you know what i'm gonna go look at my notebook yeah i'm just going down to the original right i'm gonna even going to look at it tonight. I'm just going to have a good time. When you're loose like that, it's good. And these guys, like when he was goofing on them after he hit them, that's good. He doesn't take himself seriously. No, well, he always toys with people.

He fucks with their head. I mean, a lot of what Max does, like, he's having fun in there for sure, but he's also letting you know, I got you. I got you. He does that all the time. So he drew first blood for sure. I mean, Volkanovski definitely got off – look, he's chewing up that inside leg two in a row there.

Two for one. He's definitely getting off some good inside low. He's hurting that leg. That leg's in trouble. That leg's in a row there one he's he's definitely getting off some good inside low he's hurting that leg that leg's in trouble that leg's in trouble oh nasty combination nasty combination by holloway god damn that was nice that was nice he's piecing him up but again volkanovski going to that inside low kick over and over and over. And Max trying to return the same kick, which means it probably sucks. He hit him again. And every combination he's hitting him with that inside low kick.

That pays dividends, man. Max got to block that. Wow. Max gotta block that Wow Damn look at Rose's eyes Oh shit It's a plum Still pretty though Look at that She is

That was one of the things That bothered Especially bothered me With her knocking out joanna too was like jesus and she's a beautiful girl she's got that too it's like that bothered you that's i mean it's just funny because i always pictured the girl beating joanna being like a monster freaky monster yeah just a full beard. But that never happened. Mmm.

Damn. Jamie, you bet this? Did you bet this one, Jamie? You didn't bet any of the fights? That's unusual. Nothing seemed like a good bet me you didn't bet any of the fights that's unusual nothing seemed like a good bet i didn't have anything i wanted to do your your sound is weird it's coming in one year i know i had to switch to my channel something was going to fix it in a second so what do you think happens now androj zeli oh who knows you know what's important is rose one so for rose she moves on

and gets closer to a shot at the title oh nice knee to the body by max whoo I mean, that Wei Li Zhang-Yuana fight was so good, you really could make an argument that they have to have a rematch. It was so good. It was about as good as a fight has ever been. I agree. You could make an argument that that's actually better than Rose fighting. And Rose's face is so fucked up. It might take her a while before she's able to fight again.

He went inside and outside with that leg. But Max isn't limping or anything. It can't be good, but so far he's moving pretty good. Oh, he tried to go up top. Oh, good right hand by Max. They're both really good guys, too. This is one of those fights where, you know, it would be hard to root for

somebody unless you're good friends with them max was a very funny relationship with DC too he's always calling DC out telling them he wants to fight him and Just playing. I mean, they're just friends. He went over the top of that head kick again, but this time just grazed his head. DC's a damn anomaly to me. How that guy is so good. Smart in the octagon and a commentator.

Oh, he drives him with an uppercut. He heard him. He heard him. Oh. He heard him with an uppercut. He hurt him. He hurt him. Oh. He hurt him. Max is really smart in there, too. He's very smart. He's really smart in there.

Always thinking. Always thinking. He's telling somebody to shush. Who's he telling to shush? That's interesting. I'm going to have to go back and watch this at home. I want to know what's going on. I don't know what he's doing there. I wonder who he was shushing.

He's pointing to someone on the corner. Maybe someone in Volkanovski's corner. That's two rounds for Holloway for sure. The round where he dropped him with the head kick. The round where he dropped him with the uppercut. Those are his. And in the last fight, he was... Bang! Wow.

Bang! Oh, boy. Beautiful. And then the one that drops him. Knee to the body, too. Look at that. Wow. Here it is bink

that's the third time he's made his knees buckle already boom and again hits him with an uppercut on the way up he gains heat as he goes on right in the last fight yeah Max his endurance is phenomenal phenomenal it's one of his Yeah. Max, his endurance is phenomenal. Phenomenal. It's one of his best strengths.

His intelligence, his endurance, volume. That's what's wild to me about this main event, is Masvidal Usman's endurance to be able to go five with Covington, who I thought had the best gas tank out of everyone. Well, there was no wrestling. That's one of the reasons why they were able to go five like that.

Yeah. You know, Colby's a nightmare for a lot of people. The fact that Usman didn't just beat him but stopped him says a lot. But, you know, Usman is a dangerous person. He's very strong. And, you know, he has really fucked up knees too like really fucked up like he talked about his knees being so bad that after some training he had to walk on the grass because he couldn't walk on the concrete because it hurt too much

imagine that then imagine he's fighting jesus max just hit him with a flying knee but he's he's kind of just uh resigned himself to the idea that when he retires he's gonna have to get his knees replaced so he's just fighting just you know dealing with it you see him training he's always got knee braces on or knee sleeves on he talks about it too pretty openly he had that uh they do this thing where they they they micro fracture your knee like uh to try to get your cartilage to grow back and it actually did it was wound up being worse for him it fucked it up even worse and he's i've heard that from more than one person that's had that operation done i think it's probably fine for somebody who does like regular shit but if you want to go back to some

hardcore wrestling and mma training it's probably a terrible idea. John Wayne Parr just had some crazy surgery, huh? What was that? He had his hip replaced. Oh. Yeah. He got a new socket. It's really crazy. He sent me the pictures.

Did you see the picture of his leg? Yeah. Giant scar. I just watched The Undertaker go through that on his documentary. He just retired. Oh, he had his think they're calling it resurfacing so it's not as much of a thing as the uh the old way they used to do it or in some cases how they do it and he he will be able to fight again, apparently, which is just nuts. And he's also walking around now pretty much without a limp 13 days after the operation.

It's really crazy the way they do it now. And this is not even just for young guys. My friend Graham Hancock got his hip replaced, and six weeks later, he came on the podcast, and he was walking normal. And I was like, what? Six weeks ago, you got your hip replaced? It's a different game out there. It's a different game. Yeah.

That's why I don't understand about Usman's knees. Because he can't. Knee replacement's a different animal. But what about the stuff you do for your knees? What, like stem cells? Yeah, he could do that for sure. He could do that. He could do that for sure.

For now. Yeah, I don't think he has. I definitely talked to him about it. I don't believe he has. But a lot of guys have. T.J. Dillashaw went down there a couple of times for his shoulders. He talked pretty openly about it. A bunch of guys have gone down to Columbia as well.

Henry Cejudo on the show was talking about how he went down to colombia to get stem cells down there um and uh they fixed his shoulder had some real shoulder problems dude when they can do in these other countries that they don't have the same regulations they have here in the united states the united states they can only do a certain amount with stem cells and even that has been amazingly beneficial to me but if you go to panama or you know cuba has a lung cancer vaccine what yep a vaccine yep how but lung cancer is not a virus how could they have a vaccine they had made some weird thing it's only available in cuba it's a lung cancer

vatican ricky ricardo smoking five cigars a day they figured it out they figured it out they're like fuck it and lung cancer doesn't fuck with people either that just spread they said in cuba she my aunt tells me all the time they just fix you there's no pills afterwards they just fix you okay there it is c-i-m-a vax egf is a lung cancer treatment is developed in cube it's a type of immunotherapy that harnesses the body's immune system to fight lung cancer yep wow in 2017 don't fuck around lung cancer vaccine it's a vaccine people get it by the way people get it and then they smoke and party afterwards like you've never got damn right they smoke cigars cigarettes they're having the time of their lives imagine getting a vaccine for everything my buddy had what's the asshole

cancer it's asshole cancer i believe the medical term is asshole cancer they caught it in the beginning my friend called me that day goes how's our buddy doing did he get rid of the cancer i go all i know is he's snorting coke again he's doing coke again i called him up one night he's like what do you want what do you mean what do i want that should be how if you get that that should be to soften the blow that's how the doctor should break the news to you i got bad news news for you. He got five treatments. He got asshole cancer. He got five treatments. That's it. They whacked it out. They caught him at stage one early.

He was pissing blood. Wow. He pissed blood two times. He said he went. They caught it. Five treatments, five Fridays in a row. Radiation. Yeah, radiation.

So let me ask you this. Why is Cuba so good at medical stuff? I don't know. Because Fidel was a savage. Yeah. We had this discussion when you were talking to me about your boy with his eye socket that healed after the fight. Oh, Yoel? Yeah.

You know, they were doing shit in Cuba. They were shooting pregnant women with fucking gorilla biscuits. Yeah. You know, they were just doing weird stuff to people. Is this the fifth round? Yeah. Yes, it is. Here we go. Is the fourth?

Yes, round four. Championship rounds. Ten minutes left in this puppy. Nice back kick to the body. He's done that a couple of times. Volkanovski is yet to really hurt. Oh, he tagged him with that jab. Popped him with that jab.

That was a beautiful jab. Nice inside low kick again. Two in a row. Bang, bang. So quickly. Like it's nothing. And on the outside, too. Man, he's getting back to what was very successful for him in the first fight. But you've got to think Holloway won at least two rounds. I don't know about the third, but I would imagine he won those first two rounds.

Dropped them twice. won those first two rounds. Dropped them twice. So let's say Volkanovski won the third. Who knows? Who knows what's going on here? Oh,

his leg buckled from that low kick. Again, he chopped the same area, man. It's bright red. It's fucking up, man. Crazy. The great Herb Dean. the great herb dean what joey what jesus christ what nothing i'm too much into this shit i don't want to talk i'm just here we ain't going what the fuck's going to happen to me? This is round four.

I cannot believe how red Holloway's leg is. It's nasty. It is ketchup. No, right, no. Well, he's kicked the fuck out of him. Oh. Tagged him. Knee in a punch. Tagged him with a right hand, too.

And another right hand. And he smiled at him it's wild two island guys new zealand and hawaii new zealand is an island i guess but he's not from new zealand he's from australia oh he just lives in new zealand no No No he does some of his training In New Zealand Oh The city kickboxing Which is the big gym Where Oh shit he staggered him there Oh shit

Oh shit Back kick to the body That's where Adesanya That's where he trains Is city kickboxing In New Zealand Dan Hooker

Is also a city kickboxing guy And Volkanovski does city kickboxing, but the one that's in Australia. There's a lot of real high-level kickboxers in Australia, man. It's kind of amazing. Why do you think that is? Because of soccer and rugby and stuff? They're just tough people, man.

They're men. They're manly men you give them something like jujitsu or kickboxing they excel at that shit they're hard people over there you know it's a different breed that's why uh crocodile dundee worked as a movie you know it's not like you're talking about guys from i mean i don't want to disparage any country but pick a country where men are thought to be more effeminate. You know? Yeah. Australia. It's like, nah, it's not a knife.

That's a knife. Like, that makes sense. It's coming from Australia. There are a bunch of fucking savages over there. You love it over there, right? Oh, yeah. Fun place to do stand-up, too. At least once a year ago

even the things that seem like they wouldn't be savages or savages you ever hold a uh koala bear i have not those things are fucking there's a reason why they call them bears i promise you that because those things are fucking bears dude they look all cute but the second you stop feeding it eucalyptus as soon as it's like where the fuck's my like they get mad within seconds they get mad at you at anything that the world is that they only eat one thing how weird is that it's so weird the one goofy plant but they never stop eating it really at least when they're around people i figured it out real quick you if you it's basically like they're uh let's go drug and food

is there drug it just feels like it's like a drug to them because they're just addicted they start to get mad normally if you don't if you stop feeding something for three seconds it doesn't get that mad because it's been eating oh i just tagged him with that right hand oh head kick you know when i look at that picture over there richard pryor i keep thinking about how i'm not in comedy shape and it makes me fucking sad that's what i was thinking about nothing you can read me like a book yeah i'm sadder than fuck because I hope Oxnard opens first, which is probably going to be the thing. I got a couple weeks up at Oxnard on Wednesday nights just to warm me up. When do you think that's happening?

I'm all the way booked till December. Joey, I have recently resigned myself to the idea that everything is canceled for a solid year. That's my recent resignation. I'm hoping. Man, I'd be very happy if they came out with some sort of a really effective treatment, and then they open everything up again. But here we are in July, and I've, you know, some big gigs booked in August and October, and I'm not confident.

I'm not confident. I'm not even thinking about those type of gigs. It breaks my heart. It's going to be my anniversary Thursday, and I can't be on stage. Yeah. You know, night 29 fucking years. Wow. It didn't bother me for the first 90 days, guys.

It didn't really bother me. It started bothering me a little bit, like mid-June. It started getting to me. Your last show was in mid-March? What's me. Your last show was in mid-March? What's that? Your last show was in mid-March. My last show was March 2nd. I went to the store on March 2nd.

I could smell it in the air. I was chasing that thing all the way down to the last second. I was doing shows. It got so bad at the end, the last show I did was at the Ha Ha because they were the last place open. And I closed at 45 minutes there. They're like, you can do as long as you want. After after a whole night of a show there was only like eight people there but i knew because we found out right before that they had to close that night they're going off here

this fifth and final round they're going for broke i think they think this is anybody's fight max holly's pushing it oh oh shit max holly lit him Lit him up there Oh a high kick too Look at that God damn Max Holloway's busted him up He's definitely been way more effective in this fight Than the first fight

Woo Big jab by Volkanovski he's so powerful man just his jab is like a right hand he's got crazy endurance too for such a power striker man they are beating each other up oh big uppercut and a good right hand behind it by Volkanovski.

Looking for the takedown. Woo! Good left hook by Volkanovski. I wish you guys could come with me to one of these with no audience. That'd be fun. It's awesome. They won't let you in, though. I tried.

One of my security guys was in Vegas during one of the fights, and I got him tested and everything. I'm like, he's good. Let him in. No, I can't do it. They won't do it. Vegas is particularly strict. They wouldn't even let me go into the Octagon to interview them,

even though everyone's been tested. They wouldn't let me interview the fighters. I had to interview them remotely. Like, I had to be there, and they had to be, there was another room. I could see them. They were, like, 50 yards away. It was real weird. Yeah, I was going to say, you're so connected to them usually that that

type of distance and energy break has to just it's not as good it's not as good for questions you know you want to look at them and you want to you want to make them comfortable you know this moment that you want them to know that you appreciate it, that the fight was awesome. Ooh, nice low kick right there by Volkanovski. Oh, left hook by Volkanovski. Max is kind of busted up. Oh, right hand by Max. They're both so accurate.

Yeah. This is a wild ass fight. Volkanovski looking for the takedown again. Oh, he gets it. Look at that. Crazy. Back up quick. Look at that. He really is great, bro. Oh, Max is amazing. He that he really is great bro oh max is amazing he really really is great that's a champion right there it's also a weird fight because i haven't seen holloway's son you realize like oh yeah he's probably not there oh he's there oh you think so yeah i think so i think

he said mindy bless was going to be in his corner. Oh, that's cool. But I think he was just joking around about that. Like he said, he didn't really train with anybody. He trained on Zoom. I can't believe that for a second. This is fucking anybody's round, man. This round could be the fight. Right now, Volkanovski's looking for takedown numero dos. Oh, nice left hook.

Last minute. Ooh. Who wins this one? Who wins this one? This is a fucking anybody's fight. I think Max has probably done more damage in those two big rounds where he dropped him, but Volkanovski's getting his in as well. And if Volkanovski steals this round who fucking knows man

sort of like the opposite than the last fight because Holloway won the first two and Volkanovski's been picking it up ever since 12 seconds to go Wow Oh my god that's big That takedown's big Yep One second to go Wow who knows

That could have been That could have been his round for that Got two takedowns in that round I? That could have been his round for that. He got two takedowns in that round. I mean, that could have been... Fuck, that could be the fight. I might have to be wearing a Crocodile Dundee hat. Very interesting. 161, Max Holloway.

Total strikes, 152. Significant strikes, so he bested him in total and significant strikes, 148 to 144 for Volkanovski. You alright, Joey? I got a stretch. It was my fucking mind. When I'm home, I move around

and shit, you know. Oh, man, look at that left hook. I'm talking shit. Excuse me. Yeah, it's killing me, Joe Rogan at that left hook. Excuse me. Yeah, it's killing me, Joe Rogan. Killing me. Yeah, no, I understand. I can see it is. I can see it is.

Like I said, I'm not looking to make any dough. I'm looking to open up a club called the Last Supper Comedy Club. Have a seat. 12 people. We can't hear you. 12 people, the Last Supper Comedy Club. I get the Chinese guy from the bartender to check the temperatures at the door. I rent the...

There's a place across from Subconscious Jiu-Jitsu, Brett's place. It's for lease. Put 12 seats in there. So, waters... The other option I have is my uncle has a liquor license from 1969. If you want a liquor license in L. LA, that's the one you want. You can buy the rockets in your asshole. You can have live bands.

You can have a gay bar. Rock and roll. He's 82 and he's been torturing me lately. Why? Because he goes out every Friday and Saturday to his bar. And it's been closed. And the girl that was his mistress, when he was married, he had a mistress,

and then he got the mistress of his cousin knocked up. Oh, he's a beauty. He's a beauty. I love my uncle. So now he got the mistress, broke her hips, and she's living with him. There's one thing about my uncle. He don't like people around him. Like he got used to being single.

Okay, hold on. Let's see what happens here. 48-47 hallway. Wow. Wow. Crocodile Dundee, dude. Wow. Yeah.

G'day, mate. Fuck yeah, dude. Well, deal's a deal. Oh, shit. I'd have to watch that fight again With no talking shit So yeah 12 people Saw some waters Do 5 shows a night 1 hour show

And just I'm not looking to make money. Guys, I'm just looking to go out of the house. Yeah, no, I get it. Do you understand me? I'm not looking to do drugs. I'm not looking to drink. I'm not looking to do anything. And you know what?

Like, I'll leave, and Tony Hinchcliffe comes and does a show. And I'm telling you, we... And it's $20. Hold it for it. Go ahead. It's $20. Yeah. It's $20, people. You're not going to get COVID.

They're going to be 10 feet away from you, staggered. Yeah. I'm going to stagger them. Yep. Waters, maybe some fucking... Bring in some pizza from a good place. Maybe some Cuban papayana. Something. It's just somewhere to go. Let me tell you, we've been doing it for Kill Tony starting

Monday at the Comedy Store we switch the microphones we give the cord and the stand a quick wipe down with a thing that you know the producer does the problem is it's too many people right but I'm talking about how easy it is to switch a mic for stand up oh yeah

I already got two mics each comedian can just bring a microphone you know how we all can quickly that's a two second switch i know what's going to happen there that's one of i know what's going to happen there it's going to be too many people out there standing like fucking momos you can't have it right so i like to do comedy outside if i can't right but it's got to be 12 14 people yeah sunlight sunlight are you going to wait until night? Six o'clock.

That's good. You know, something like that. That gives you two hours? They can only be in the room if we do it in the room. Yeah. They can only be in the room for an hour. Yeah. I can't have consistent breathing in the room. Right.

You got to be out of the room in an hour. Newt, spray it down. Air conditioning rolling. Fan going from the reverse. Air conditioning, fan. You got to get out of the room in an hour. Newt, spray it down. Air conditioning rolling. Fan going from the reverse. Air conditioning, fan. You got to get the filters. Yep. The Dyson's.

You got to get that new thing with the filters. And you check the filters and it tells you if it has the virus in the filters. I don't know about this. Damn. Is this made in Cuba? No. No, this is made in New Jersey, I think. You know, Johnny Flambaitis.

So that's the only way to do it. Yeah. Joe Rogan, do they not have these new filters that you put in? These are what the planes are going over to. So after every flight, when they clean the filter, they analyze and they can tell you if somebody had vid on that fucking plane. Really? The filters that are coming out now,

like the filters that they're going to make you put in every restaurant, hotel, all that shit, are going to be filters that tell you if there's COVID in the air. That makes sense. That makes sense. When they change the planes over, that's what it's going to be. That's when I'll start flying again, when they have those filters. Yeah. It takes it out. A little distancing.

They're going to raise the prices a deuce. So if you can't afford to fly now, forget about it in two fucking years. Hmm. Teddy Atlas had Holloway 3-2. Interesting. Everybody's a fucking judge all of a sudden. You know what I'm saying? I know. It's so tough to judge these things. It's a fucking judge all of a sudden. You know what I'm saying? I know.

It's so tough to judge these things. It's very tough. And then you watch them a year later with no hype, and you'll see the winner. Sometimes. That's what I do. I catch that UFC has a new thing late, late night on ESPN. UFC something. It's the fight without the hype.

No hype. So now you get to see Conor Diaz 2. Get back to me. Get back to me. Once there's no more hype. What did you think about that fight, Conor Diaz 2? When you watch it again, I don't know. Tough fight to call. Tough fight to call. Diaz might have about that fight, Conor Diaz too? When you watch it again? Yeah. I don't know. Tough fight to call.

Tough fight to call. Diaz might have won that fight. No. Okay. Close fight. You watch these fights now without the hype a year, 18 months later, whatever, and you look at it, these type of fights, and you'll go, ooh. It's like you said something very interesting.

You could argue that Joanna won that fight. Yeah, the Wei Lijang fight? It depended who was there. You made some great points last week with Josh about the officiating in some states. Well, that's my point. It's fucking embarrassing. Thank God you said something. That's why you can't have win bonuses.

Win bonuses, if you want to have win bonuses and you have bad officiating, you can't do that because then you're stealing money away from people. They win fights and then it costs them $50,000 because the audience, or because the judges rather are incompetent.

Here it is, baby. You gotta be... Look how good that looks. Look how good that looks. That's incredible. I think, Joe, that you have to be a purple belt in jiu-jitsu and a black belt in something. I don't care if it's gush and roo karate, okay?

I want you to have an idea of what it is. If it's not gush and rooati, it's you wrestled at Iowa. I want you to have some type of experience to judge guys and to see who's aggressing, who's running, to add those things in. I've seen judging on the road.

I don't know what states it is because I don't remember. I'm not Joe Rogan. But let me tell you something. The judging has been horrific. Right. I think New York was one of them. New York is just fucking... You know, and let me tell you,

here's the funny thing. One of the worst beatings ever given was Roberto Duran on that poor guy at the Garden. And they called Diaz fight. Yeah, Davey Moore. That's how much of a gap. Like, he even pushed him

and fucking pushed him back and threw a fucking haymaker at this kid. This kid was standing up a lot dead, and they didn't call the fight in New York. But that was 40 years ago. That's how much we've not, you know, look at the fight tonight. That kid punched him 2,000 times to the fucking head. And they didn't stop it. Yeah, they could have stopped that fight. So every, you know, every, I want everybody to be on the same page.

If we all have to go to a conference every year, twice a year, we have to do like, you know, like they're doing with cops now with the screens, simulated type situations, like let's call that. Like I tried to announce a fight one time. It was the most. You announced a fight? I just playing around. Some guys, what was that show? MMA Tonight with Boss Rootin? Yes.

I went on there and they put me on the spot. Are you fucking crazy? Are you fucking crazy? Look at the good looks. I bet you'd be good. I could picture you being great at it though. crazy? Look at the goodness in tournaments. I bet you'd be good. I can picture you being great at it, though. First of all, I can't see, so I'm unqualified. Okay?

That's another thing. You better have 20-20 vision, and I got to see it certified, because I can't see. I'm sitting here, and I can't talk because I got to fucking look. And forget the glasses. Oh, they had you judge. Yeah. The glasses aren't going to fucking help you because I got to fucking look. And forget the glasses. Oh, they had you judge. Yeah. The glasses aren't going to fucking help you. You got to beef, punk.

You got to see. If you're in a ride, wouldn't glasses help you? You just don't see those things, man. You got to have great vision. I bet Walter and John McCarty, they wear contacts, something. Your vision really has to be on. You talking about refs or judges? I'm talking about the judges.

I want them to take AlphaBrain. I want them to be alert. And the weird thing about judges is. I want you to stop them and calm them down first. I don't want them to have a fight with their wife. I don't want them to be upset about their kid. A psychological evaluation. So they got to come in at six.

They got to come in at five. Yeah. And just chit chat a little bit. How's your week been? Whatever. My dog ate some work. You got to go. It's like a judge.

It's a no, dog. No. I want six guys there and give me the three guys. You know, I don't know what happened to that guy on the way to the judge. Maybe his daughter told him she wants to be a prostitute. Now he's trying to watch. Now this poor bastard's watching these fights, seeing his daughter with dicks in her fucking mouth. Do you understand me?

How are you going to judge a fight? You ever go home at night and you get high and you watch a movie and you watch a movie and all of a sudden you think of a joke and you're watching this movie with your wife and all of a sudden you can't tell her. You can't say like, what just happened? Because you just thought about a tag for your joke. You just thought about a new idea for a show. You just thought.

These judges are the same way. So when you come, listen, the greatest mob boss of all time, Carlo Gambino, never answered the door. He had a rule. His wife always answered the door

because she was an old lady and you thought she was her mother. So I'm coming there to beef about Joe Rogan to Tony Inchcliffe. Yeah. Guess what? She'd make me sit in the living room and offer me espresso.

I don't want a fucking espresso. I want to talk to Carla. Joe Rogan robbed me. But she would calm you down. How are you? How are your children? How's your beautiful wife? Yeah.

So you're like, I want to kill you, Mrs. Gambino. But you're like, you know what? My kid is good. She's learning how to swim. The other idiot just fell off the skateboard, got three stitches in his head. My wife, she spends all, you know, you could talk to her. So now when you go in the room, you're more calm. I don't know where these judges ahead are coming.

But I've seen things that are just mind-boggling. And I'm not a judge, and I'm not a fighter. I'm just a fat schmuck. I don't know. So I want them to really work on that. Worldwide Australia has their own division. The UK has their own division. We have

our own division. But we all zoom in once a year. It should at least be equalized. All the different cities should get on the same page. I think every six months you should be tested. I think what they should honestly do is re-ramp the whole scoring system. The whole scoring system is horrible, man.

They use boxing system. Basically, they've adapted the 10-point must system for boxing. But everything's different. First of all, the rounds are five minutes long. Second of all, you've got all these other things to think about. Takedowns, leg kicks, elbows, submissions. there's so many different things to think of other than just hands maybe it should be three different judges one of wrestling one of jujitsu and one of boxing and each three get their own thing and if both people are even then it's even no sometimes there's

no takedowns right and it's just kickboxing then what do you do with the wrestling judge what does his court mean nothing now? That doesn't make any sense. But what does make sense is having more judges. If you have a lot more judges, you get a more balanced perspective. If you only have three judges, one of them could fuck it up easy. Two of them could fuck it up easy, and you get bad decisions. But if you have ten judges, judges aren't that expensive.

You get these million dollar promotions have 10 real experts as judges you're probably going to pick the right guy every time you know if you have 10 even if like if they don't want to fix the system have 10 great judges 10 instead of 3 10 how do those judges get those jobs you have to be like the child of a congressman or something right no a lot of them are vegas employees like uh there's a bunch of them in vegas that i know for a fact don't know anything about martial arts i've never trained in martial arts but they're judges in vegas because there are judges under the boxing boxing commission so the athletic commission vegas hires them they don't all do a bad job either even the ones that don't know shit about martial arts i've never trained they don't

all do a bad job but some of them are terrible but there's plenty of experts out there man there's so many martial artists there's martial arts schools in every fucking city all over this country. And each one of those schools has probably dozens of people who are legitimate martial arts experts who love fights, who would do an amazing job. Dozens. Just tell them what the scoring system is, show them how to score fights, and let them do it. It's like judging race car driving when you've never raced a car. It's like judging a baseball game if you've never hit a ball, if you've never thrown a ball in your life.

But it's worse because baseball doesn't matter. There's no judging necessary. If you hit the ball and it fucking goes into the stands, it's a home run. It's real clear. Do those judges make real good money? Is that a well-paying job? I don't know. Baseball?

I don't know. It is? Just finish your food. Finish your potato ball. Don't die on us. I don't want you choking to death while I'm wearing a fucking Crocodile Dundee hat. It'll ruin all my chips.

I feel a lot of guilt about that. Oh, he choked. Because I asked if the boxing judges get paid. Remember the ref that was the dirty ref, the basketball ref? I had him on the podcast. They make money. NBA, I knew when I was a kid, Pat DiPuzo. Oh, that guy.

NHL, NHL, Pat DiPuzo fucking got a bad injury. That's what he's known for. Pat DiPuzo. That was his name, Pat DiPuzo. Pat DiPuzo's house. Patty Boy out of fucking North Bergen. He was an NHL referee. Fucking Patty Boy.

They make good money. Baseball makes good money. How good does your vision have to be to be a first base umpire, Jamie? Think about it. How good does your vision, especially with instant replay? Okay. So referee gets $1,900. Judge gets $1,600. This is boxing technique.

Yeah, but it's probably the same. That's minimum. I bet they, for a big fight, it's got to be up. Okay. Yeah, I wonder what it is for fights in the UFC. I would imagine it's in the neighborhood at least. So I think we've got ballpark. Wow, that's crazy.

Yeah, but I don't care what you pay them if they're shit. If they're going to do a shitty job, it's not that. I want them just to be trained. Like I said, you can't really be a fighter because then you're partial. Sometimes. I remember doing the San Francisco comedy competition, and I quit after the first week. You know why? Why?

Because they had comics as judges, and they were talking to their friends afterward. Oh, that's not good. So by Friday night I got my car and I went right back and did my main room spot on Saturday night. Comics as judges is a terrible idea. That's not good. Joe Rogan cannot be a comedy judge. What did the winner of that get?

Right. If I'm a comedy judge, I mean imagine if I'm a comedy judge and it's you and like two other dudes I don't know. Yeah. That's not fair. That's not fair to nobody. They have no chance. So usually they use, like when you do the Seattle Comedy Competition or the San Francisco Comedy Competition, like Doug Stanhope won it.

He won 10 grand. Oh, okay. That's what catapulted Doug. I love how he walks into the octagon. Look at him. Yeah, he's beautiful. But look at him. He's just dancing. Yeah, he's beautiful. But look at him. He's just dancing.

Jamie, what's the line right now? Live line? Right now. Oh, he's a favorite for sure. Let's see what it went to. My guess is Usman's 2-1. Yes, it probably dropped to 2-1. It was 3-1.

Was it 3-1? I think 2-1 is fair Because Masvidal didn't really get a camp Would you bet Masvidal Oh yeah Masvidal can win this fight Masvidal can win this fight

Masvidal is a bad motherfucker And he's very sneaky He's very clever He does a lot of really He does interesting shit Like the way he hit Darren Till. Darren Till's a very good striker. But he realized that if he switches stances and comes at him with that left hand.

So he switched stances and comes at him with the left hook from the, I think it was from the southpaw side. I forget how he did it. But he did it once earlier and hit him with it. And then he's like, oh, okay, I see what's going on here. And then he found the opening switch. Boom! And cracked him and dropped him and knocked him out. And that was a big knockout, man.

And then the way the Ben Askren fight, there was another sneaky fight. Okay, 2.6 to 1, minus 260. So Usman is a minus 260 favorite. And plus 200 if you want to bet on Masvidal. But like Masvidal, the way he knocked out Ben Askren. He knew if he came charging at Ben Askren, Ben Askren would automatically go for the takedown. It's just built into his

nervous system. You come charging and I'm like, that Askren's going to try to go down. So just... Caught him with that knee. That is an iconic photo. That photo of him shredded. You see his full six-pack land with the braids and that knee you probably saw but ben askren tweeted a few days ago you probably thought imagine the most embarrassing moment of your life being celebrated every year every day

well it's every year it becoming this is the first year anniversary of it but it became like it's like a thing it's for everything it's also the intro to the video game it's that photo right there that is fucking it's not that one jamie it's the one down the mid-ass one that's the one that's iconic look at that it's one of the only frames of the fight that fight's so quick that's like a second fight yeah it's like a third of the fight right there yep crazy but i mean that is uh i mean when you look at like iconic moments in mma that is absolutely one of the most iconic moments and plus i think even though we know how the uh time is capped i think everybody above a level one like level one UFC fan knows that in all reality, that knockout's even faster than it's recorded because it was on the initial knee.

Yep. He let him go two punches, which is just going to sort of fuck up the record later on when somebody else is going for it. It was really probably three or four. Yep. Yeah. Whenever that knee landed, that's it. When he falls backwards, that fight's over.

When this guy was a contender everybody wanted to stay the fuck away from him look at that there it is 457 that's a three second fucking knockout he's out askren is out at 457 how crazy three seconds he's out cold yep that should be three seconds yep the clock isn't even usually on the screen that fast it pops up on that frame i remember right it really it really should be a three second knockout yep the referee just didn't get to him in time but it didn't take two seconds for the referee to get to him from there did it yeah he's behind him but it looks he's right there he lets him land two punches and then then he calls it

and he's still jetting in I love how he tweets right afterwards well that sucks I mean nobody handled a loss better than him yeah he's been really funny about it where you get flat lined like that this fight man

holy shit this fight's crazy here we go baby Jamie give me a little volume Since I don't have headphones on I'm gonna hear a little of this The great Bruce Buffer I can't wear headphones With this beautiful

Kangaroo meat hat I don't know what this is made out of Is this made out of kangaroo Does it say? He told me. I forgot. What do you think, like, the most, like, demonic or haunted relic you have in here is? Like, I feel like so much of this crazy stuff's probably from some hidden temple or something, right?

That's a good question. What's the most haunted shit we have in here? Mitzi's picture. Brody's picture. Brody's picture might be the most haunted. Yeah, I would say. Part of an Aztec empire. The energy of those. Stonehenge, dinosaur food.

Who gave us that again? Good question. The energy from that, those things. The mittsies? The horns. The horns have a weird energy. That's dinner. That's great energy.

That thing gives me good energy. I love those things. Did you eat that animal? I ate the fuck out of that one. That one's already eaten. I shot that elk two and a half, three years ago whatever it was yeah I ate him

I ate his liver, I ate his heart I ate everything how big was he? he was a big elk took me like a year to eat him damn I had elk and eggs this morning for breakfast that's great

bro if they do an analysis of my DNA They'd be like what in the fuck This dude's 90% deer meat Is that all you're eating now? I eat a lot of it man I'll cook a big elk roast It's so good Every week

And then I'll eat it for breakfast I'll slice it up I'll put hot sauce on it I'll eat it for breakfast I'll slice it up, put hot sauce on it I'll eat it cold I'll eat it You get a Traeger yet Joey Diaz? A Traeger grill? A smoker? I'm telling you dude You don't cook?

You would if you had this mamma jamma I'm telling you You don't like looking at food raw? If you look at me you're like like, Joey is a great cook. I could sit with you and tell you how they do it at a certain restaurant because I've hung out in the kitchen. But as far as me looking at a chicken, a raw chicken and touching it, all that shit. Really? No.

Man, I could picture you over a grill. You'd get casted for every character that stands over i used to make chicken a la coco yeah when i was a kid which was chicken cutlets like with onions and garlic and stuff usman just walked all the way across the cage and stood right in front of masvidal as they said his name wow this is gonna be crazy this is very interesting very interesting because this is the biggest strongest guy that mazda has ever fought at welterweight look how he was a pretty big guy welterweight too but um physically kamaru is a different animal. I mean, he's a national champion wrestler and just a spectacular physical specimen.

Look at this. Low kick right away from Masvidal. Another low kick. And he clicked on the left hook Oh Inside low kick Masvidal took him down Or excuse me

Kamaru took him down Masvidal is a very good wrestler though He's real sneaky Very sneaky with his grappling It's interesting that it's down this fast Yeah it is interesting but He's kind of Holding on

Let's see what he's able to do Did you just fart? No That was legit Let's see what he's able to do Did you just fart? No What happened? That was the jet But I was going to say Is that You know

He fought at lightweight Most of his career Masvidal did And Usman is Much bigger I mean he's An enormous lightweight

He's about as big as a lightweight Excuse me Enormous welterweight he's about as big as a lightweight excuse me enormous welterweight he's about as big as a welterweight can get and the only guy to beat usman was a lot taller than him right isn't that what he said got caught in uh i think it was his first pro fight he got caught with a rear naked choke yeah and he got tapped but i don't think it had anything to do with someone being bigger. He just didn't understand jiu-jitsu then. Yeah. He's out. He's up. Interesting.

Not much damage at all from the bottom. Nothing. Very little happened there. But now on the feet, I give a big advantage to Masvidal. Especially when it comes to combinations. He lands wild combinations. Inside low kick again bro if masvidal wins this fight he's a goddamn superstar yeah oh nice knee to the body oh he hurt him he hurt him with that oh and he kicked him in the body. Ooh.

What did you say in Cuban a second ago? The thing about this fight is that Masvidal was training for a fight on July 11th, but then the negotiations didn't go well, and then they gave it to Gilbert Burns because Gilbert Burns was willing to take a different deal that Masvidal wouldn't take. But he was still training. Now he says he was ready anyway

because he thought that one of these guys was going to fall out. Because a lot of times guys do fall out. Guys get injured all the time. I would say it's like 40% of the time in these big fights some shit happens and things fall apart. Dustin Poirier said he's been training all along. Yeah, he does. It's smart, man. It's smart. Look at Khabib and Tony Ferguson have never happened. Every fucking time they're supposed to happen, it doesn't happen. That fight's been canceled five times. So when you're at this level, it's a a smart move if they're negotiating with you for

a fight on july 11th just keep training man even if the negotiations fall apart because if you do get that call six days out and you are in shape but the question is like is masvidal i mean we don't know we don't know how much he was training we don't know what he did do oh big shot by usman little blood over masvidal's eyebrow oh see see what i'm saying he's sneaky sets stuff up. He does like some crafty veteran shit in there. See, like he'll rush you and hit you with shots coming in. Look how Usman's though is calm and steady. Calm and steady.

That's how he was with Colby too. Calm and steady. Just kept that pressure on. Didn't really throw 100% heat until he knew he had him hurt. He just stays calm and steady. He'll stab you in the stomach a lot with those front kicks, too. But see, Jorge is catching him with these combinations, man. Oh, this is not good for Usman.

Oh! Oh, shit. Masvidal is just too clever and fast with his hands. He's got to get away from that cage. Hit him with the right hand. Oh shots to the body by ma by uzman the wild thing about masvidal is he basically outboxed nate diaz who he beat the shit out of nate diaz man who shit out of him that was uh who outboxed conor mcgregor

who won rounds against or round at least against mayweather well they were talking about setting up masvidal and conor mcgregor and daniel white was like get the fuck out of here he's like i'm not having that fight that is not happening that is not and they were also talking about setting him up with usman and again daniel white was like get the fuck out of here. Because they were talking about it right after he knocked out Cowboy, when Conor knocked out Cowboy. He's like,

I fucking love myself at 170. I'm fucking strong. I feel great, Joe. That's much better than my Jimmy Schuber. I can do all these things. I can do all these tings. I can do all these tings at 170. Look at this. Boom.

Oh, big right hand there by Usman on the break. Bink. Look at that right hand. And the left hook on the break. Bink! Look at that right hand. Ooh! And the left hook on the break. Again, chopping at that leg. That low calf kick. You know what's interesting?

Masvidal stands dead straight. Like, you watched how he stands up? He doesn't look like he's avoiding a takedown at all. Look at that takedown. Deep single leg got out of it. Wow. I know, way high, too. That's stretched him out. Hard to do.

Oh, look at this. He's deciding. He must have got some good coaching in the corner, and they're like, hey, listen, fuck all this boxing. You're the best wrestler in this division. Get a hold. There you go. Get a hold of this guy.

Drag him to the fucking ground and maul him. That's what you do. He's getting hit too many times. He's only human. As tough as Usman is, a guy like Masvidal clips you a few times.

That little video game power bar just keeps dropping kind of impressive what i was going to say about mazvidal is that he stands straight up he doesn't like have it doesn't look like he's trying at all to stop takedowns it looks like he's in a kickboxing fight. He's like got perfect upright posture but his balance is so good and his takedown defense is so good. He usually can avoid them. It's a weird position they're in.

He's got wrist control. He's taking a lot of foot stomps Yeah those are weird man I mean someone does them perfectly Whoa Nice elbow there Wow Someone does it perfectly You can

You can You can damage someone's foot But it's Often times it's just annoying. Yeah, it seems like those would really hurt. That was a good left hand on the body by Usman. He's digging into the liver with that. I guess in the new video game you could do like Florida backyard octagon I think I saw

oh yeah like where Masvidal and Kimbo Slice used to fight yep does it look like Masvidal has like white stuff on his face am I the only one seeing that on the close ups looksvidal has like white stuff on his face i'm the only one seeing that on the close up on his face what do you mean it looks like he has like he's like losing color in his face or something what what are you talking about you see that like how it looks like he sort of has like a

sun suntan lotion on or something? It's not the contrast. He's just sweating. Yeah, maybe it's just the contrast on the TV or something. I think he's just sweating in a fight. He's got to get away from the fucking cage. Boy, it's tough when this

poor guy's leaning on you. Usman definitely just doesn't want to fight. Well, he's tough when this poor guy's leaning on you. Oh, I understand. Usman definitely just doesn't want to... Well, he's just being smart. His strength is in his grappling and his physical size and power. And the more he does this to Masvidal, the way he's digging into the body, the more he does this, the more it's going to take away from Masvidal's ability to explode on him. What does Masvidal need to do here big step to the left and push with the left arm he's uh he's definitely got to get his back away from the

cage for sure he's got to try to turn him he's got to escape he's got to somehow another get out of this clinch but it's like how much energy is he going to take to do that and if he does do that will usman be able to put him right back on there? But he's got to do something or he's losing this round. I mean, he's only got 55 seconds to go, right? Oh, and he keeps shoulder checking him. I mean, Masvidal's smiling, but he's for sure giving up this round. Oh, good left hand by Usman.

Masvidal still has a full gas tank right now. Oh, nice inside low kick. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's why Usman wanted to do that. Oh, shit. Oh's why Usman wanted to do that. Oh, shit. Oh, nice low kick. Damn, they didn't catch that one on camera.

They had a mid-body camera shot, but that was a nice low kick. Yeah, Masvidal. Big control of the stand-up. Aye! What does that mean it means good good things are happening Tony fucking white people am I right Joey

you Cubans you talk a whole different language I'm over here with a crocodile Doug D hat on yeah it was the contrast by the way there's no yeah it looks beautiful yeah it's your perfect skin he's telling them don't let him hold on to you oh yeah you can translate this. Breathe through your nose. Breathe. They must have listened to my podcast with James Nestor. He's got a lot of gook over his left eye.

Look at that shit. They should wipe that off. That's all Yo Romero shit. That goop is... It'll get into his eyeball, though. I think it's just Vaseline, but... In boxing, they actually use adrenaline to stop cuts, to stop bleeding, which is interesting.

I wonder how that even works. Like it's a cream? I think it's like an ointment, like an adrenaline ointment that they use to stop the bleeding. I've never asked a doctor about it. But I know that they, I've heard commentators talk about it, how they use adrenaline. Have you ever interviewed Tyson Fury? Yes. He's awesome.

Any chance he got to use the kick machine? No, he didn't use the kick machine. I'd love to know what he'd score on that, if he tried. Because if that dude could kick, if he could land a kick with his punching and just brains. Well, Nganou punches almost as hard as I kick. Like when you look at the meter, like what it registers, he has the hardest registered punch on that thing. And for a while, I had the hardest registered kick.

But some other dude bested me. Damn. I fucked my knee up doing that. So you can kick as hard as naganu can punch or harder i kick harder holy shit yeah but it's a leg dude yeah right it's a big difference but that's still pretty cool thing to think But I was doing it with Joe Schilling Oh shit, nice inside low kick Oh shit, they're getting after it here Oh! Third round here

Things are heating up Anyway, I tore my meniscus doing it like an idiot. Me and Joe Schilling were doing it. I had my pants on, no warm-up, 52 years old, full blast kicking this pad like an idiot. And then the next day my meniscus was really sore. I got an MRI. I have a little tear in there now. I've been working on it ever since.

Trying to fix it. That stretching's important. It's not even stretching. It's getting everything warmed up. Stretching is okay, but really what's important is getting heat in your muscles. It's sweating. Did you take one of the nuts there? What happened?

This is nice. He's going to take a little break here for Jorge. What did he do here? I'm confused. I didn't see that replay. Did you? Yeah, it didn't look like a low blow there. Maybe it was a different shot.

I didn't see the replay at all. The replay looked above the groin, but I think they may have shown a punch after that. Was Usman talking to him? I don't know. I don't think so. Look at Usman. He's ready. let me see this

whoa what's that that's the part that was weird he cupped his nuts yeah yeah that was it it wasn't the punch because that's when he reacts on the other angle. I'm serious. He's like, give him a little nut cup. It's like, you're going to let him squeeze my junk like that? Who's your favorite referee joe rogan herb dean yeah i think herb dean's the best but there's a lot of guys that are really good there's like there's that level that herb dean level now especially now the big john mccarthy's retired but uh there's a lot of really good guys. I just, when I see Herb Dean, I feel safe.

I'm like, Herb's not going to fuck this up. So weird How quiet it is in there Oh it's weird Joey you gotta go there live I wish you could come with me I'm watching this I'm like this just I wish you could come with me

To one There's a lot more people In the audience in this one Than normal Wow look at that Big takedown for Usman This is big This is big If Usman can get a couple Big takedown for Usman. This is big. This is big. If Usman can get a couple of takedowns

like this, that's big. And here he is inside control. Wow. Big striking advantage for Usman. Look at that. 144 total strikes versus 89. Here we go. Look at that. 144 total strikes versus 89. Here we go. Get up. Nope. Controlled him. Oh! Big elbow by Usman. This is the first fight

Where Usman's working with Trevor Whitman too He's down in Denver with Justin Gaethje, and that's where Rose Namajunas is training, too. Shout-out to Pat Barry. Oh, look at that. They all train in Denver? Yeah. Is there a big advantage with that altitude?

That's a good question because some people say yes and some people say no. Some people say you're better off training at sea level because at sea level you could put in more work because there's more air. And really what the altitude is for is for recovery. So you should sleep at altitude but train at sea level. That's what a lot of people think. That's what the current cutting-edge science seems to indicate. So they think that maybe the best thing to do is to train at sea level and then sleep in an oxygen tent. My best sleeping ever was when i lived in snowmass village

yeah that's when that waking up in the middle of night shit ended in my life i would leave the window open two inches oh you get that cool air and my two in the morning have you stayed it's crazy have you stayed in a hotel since the lockdown no we stayed when we were in houston we you know there was nobody there nobody there jelly you can't find sleep like this in los angeles you there will be a helicopter at some point within six hours i mean i didn't realize until i woke up i didn't hear a peep for eight ten hours something crazy championship round there's nobody in the hotel so it's it's oh you're on the 12th floor of an empty hotel grabs that leg dude undeniable undeniable wrestling and strength look at this masvidal fought it off Ooh Ooh

It's so different With no crowd man you hear these shots When you're there live You hear them breathing it's crazy It's wild because Even when it's packed arenas Even when it's packed arenas You can hear so much so I can't even imagine

What it's like It's amazing I gotta be honest it's like it's amazing when it's empty i gotta be honest i kind of like it better there's something about the undeniable energy of a big crowd that's pretty amazing too it's not like it's bad but there's something extra special about being able to watch these fights with no audience when you're there live because first of all you feel so fortunate like man i can't believe i'm here watching tyron woodley and gilbert burns live you know no audience there's not that many people got to see that fight live see mazda he's just fighting off these takedowns all the time now

See, Masvidal, he's just fighting off these takedowns all the time now. Man, Jorge is just having a hard time with his wrestling. And here we are in the fourth. It's just got him covered. I wonder what, if anything, would have been different if he did have a full training camp for this. Because Usman just looks sensational. Saying something.

It's 9.30 in the morning there right now. In Yaz Island? Yeah. Oh my god. Is it really? That's kind of crazy. So when was the first fight? I can't imagine them ever getting going, trying for that schedule though. To them it's gotta of crazy. So when was the first fight? I can't imagine them ever trying for that schedule, though.

To them, it's got to still be. So the first fight was like, what, six hours ago? Yeah. So they started fighting at 3.30 in the morning? Oh. They did that once, and we had to do that once. Poirier caught him with a big shot. The one we were at in Sweden was a lead.

Dude, dude, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Usman letting him stand Yeah he's trying to lure him into something See he does He does these rushes Oh shit Oh Don't give him that Fought off that takedown nice

Big punch by Usman Oh Oh Damn. Damn. Straight press. Straight press These fights are so Like these kind of fights are so interesting to me Because it's like you see a guy Who's as strong as Usman

And such a good wrestler And figures out how to get a guy up against the cage And I know for a lot of people This shit's boring Because not a lot happens But it's so hard for him to avoid like as a nice elbow as a fighting tactic it just cuts out all the striking cuts out all the danger and then usman completely controls what's happening Wow.

I was really interested in seeing Gilbert Burns versus Kamaru, too, because they train together. They know each other's shit. Wow. This round's going to be tremendous, guys. I bet. This is going to be tremendous, guys. I bet. This is going to be tremendous. What do you tell Masvidal right now if you're in his corner?

You got to win by knockout. You got to knock him out. You got to find a way to knock him out. Do not let him touch you. Do not let him grab a hold of you. And if he grabs a hold of you, you got to fight for your life. You only have five minutes. Just give everything you've got for that five minutes.

But do not let him grab you. Do not let him press you up against the cage. Don't resign yourself to that position either. There we go. All right. Round five. it's just that clinch is so hard for Usman to be denied you know he's just so good at getting it and then what do you do you can't get him off you he's had masvidal on the cage like uh like khabib keeps people on the ground yeah but there's a big difference between those two things right it's not as good it's not as good as getting a guy to the ground getting a guy to the ground

like what khabib does is the most dominant yeah but it's still it's like that was randy couture's move and get guys up against the cage and beat them up against the cage. They couldn't do shit. Wear you out. Ah, there it is. There it is. Mmm. Usman's on top here Relentless pressure

Man this is just no There's no substitute for that Elite wrestler Grappling ability Those elite wrestlers When you get to that national champion There's no substitute for that elite wrestler grappling ability. Those elite wrestlers, when you get to that national champion, world champion level of grappling, those guys like Daniel Cormier, Kamaru, so many of these top flight wrestlers, they get a hold of motherfuckers.

That's just such a big advantage. This is not good for Masvidal. Three minutes to go. Stuck underneath here. Is he doing it? Does he have his knee on his neck right now? Yeah, he's just got his knee. Yeah,

Kamaro does, it looks like. Look at that. Yeah, it does. It looks like that's his left knee. That's interesting, right?

That's the fucking police move. See how he's using his toes? You're not allowed to use your toes in the cage It's so crazy Wow Masvidal's gotta get out of there man He's gotta figure out a way to get out of there If he's underneath this For the remainder of the fight,

he is not going to win this fucking fight. No chance. But if he can get up and get out of here, anything can happen. 155. Oh, sliding in the mount. Uh-oh. Here's the roll Come on, stand up Get a foot under

It's gonna be a lot of energy to try to get up from here, man Usman's keeping that weight on him Got that front headlock And the way he manhandles people, man I mean, he manhandled Tyron Woodley. Which is fucking crazy. What is he doing here? Is he going for an anaconda choke? It's hard to tell here. He might be going for an anaconda choke. I don't think so. Look at his right arm.

You can see it. With one knee down, Usman can only knee him in the body, right? Yes, or the legs oh he's up he's up come on 40 seconds see some what can you do he's so tired man yeah i mean he might not even physically be able to get him away from him at this point that's why this is so interesting i know people don't like these positions but but goddamn it's crazy Here we go 30 seconds left. They're both on their feet. Oh Ten seconds. Well, the winner in still. Yeah.

For sure, right? Absolutely. Great fucking fights. Great fights. Great night of fights. The whole night. It was fun. I got stoned there for a second.

There was no conspiracy theories? No. Is it usually conspiracy theories? No. Is there usually conspiracy theories? Oh, my God. Eddie, by now, Eddie would be drunk, and there would be like some QAnon or some Earth is Flat. Depends on where his head's at at the moment. There's always some new one. There's always some new thing going around that you need to know about.

There's always some new one. There's always some new thing going around that you need to know about. Well, I don't know about stand-up, boys. I really don't. You know, Tony, after you and I got back, we had a good time. Dog, that was the worst. When you called me that day, you were done. And I felt so bad for you, you were done.

Well, when I found out that Brendan got COVID, when he texted me that he got it, I was like, oh, my goodness. Vegas was about to open comedy August 1st until, what's his name, fainted in Nashville. Yeah, D.L. Hughley. That's when they pulled it back? Once they saw D.L., they said, we're not taking a chance. It's probably smart. It was too rough. Like I'm telling you, if the place is 600, it's 100.

And people can entertain. You know what? You go to the Wiltron Theater, okay? If you really, really, really want to do comedy, you call Live Night, not even. Not even? 2,000 people, you'd knock it down to 300. 300 and pay-per-view it.

Pay-per-view it. Pay-per-view it and keep it, and they could buy it the whole week on pay-per-view. That's going to work. If you want to do it, and everybody's got to be, you pretty much, the theater keeps the 300 seats, and that pretty much goes to clean the theater.

They could sell booze, snacks, take a percentage of your t-shirts, and you keep some of the pay-per-views. They're going to rob you on the pay-per-views. We are at. We know the deal it took hollywood accounting but it's a lot better than doing sitting on your ass at home we're at about six months we're close to six months as far as like when they found out about this disease

somewhere in that range close to four months for when they really started working on the vaccine right i mean it had to happen here in america it was like march april may june now we're in july close to four months for when they really started working on the vaccine, right? I mean, it had to happen here in America. It was like March, April, May, June. Now we're in July, five months. So now that they know what it is, I know there's several different vaccines they're working on. Maybe they'll have one in six months.

Are you going to be the first one to line up and then have a third eye on your asshole? Is that what you're going to do? Good for you. Yeah, great. You're going to do? Good for you. Yeah, great. You're going to go shoot whatever the fuck they give you? Are you vaccinated? I have no idea. You don't even know?

I remember getting that. No. I got the one on my arm when I came from Cuba. Tetanus? All that shit. I got to go back now. To Cuba? No, I got to go back and get a tetanus shot and the one for chicken pox.

I don't think you... If you had chicken pox as a kid, it could come back to you when you get old. Really? It's called something. Come on, Jamie. When you have chicken pox, you can get it again? What is it? Shingles?

Shingles. That's what it is? So you have to go get a vaccine for shingles when you turn 50. Wow. Because that shit comes back to haunt you, and they say that shit hurts. Shingles is supposed to be really rough. And he wants me to take a tetanus shot, but a friend of mine said he got a tetanus shot, and his arm was sore for three fucking weeks.

I faint. I'm good with giving you- Wait a minute. Your friend's a pussy. I've had a tetanus shot before. Where'd you get it? My arm. And how'd it feel?

But you like all that shit. Yeah. Joe likes pain. You gotta like that shit, bro. You gotta like needles. Dean Delway said Joe sent them to the fucking place for his neck. He said that they stuck a needle in, that he passed out. He woke up, and they were still taking blood out of him.

They made him drink a smoothie, and he just kept passing out. When I give blood, guys. He passed out from giving blood? Yeah. That happens. Because his fucking neck or whatever he hurt. Well, Dean was in rough shape. You sent him to the place.

Yeah, I sent him to get Regenikine on his neck. So he told me. He goes, I passed out twice and woke up. He and I were in the back. We were in the back parking lot area, the back lot. And he went like this when someone went near him. And I go, what's the matter? He goes, hey, nobody can touch me.

They bump into me, man. I'm fucking pain. Shoots up my neck. And I was like, what are you talking about? And they told me that some crackhead, or meth head rather. Crackheads were the 80s, right? Some meth head in a car knocked him over some lady knocked him over on his motorcycle and fucked him up really bad and it kept getting worse

and that was like two years ago right yeah he stopped riding bikes and um but the injury just kept getting worse and he said if someone even bumps into him it would send a pain up up his neck and he said that one of his arms was starting to atrophy. It wasn't working as well as the other one. I'm like, oh, my God, dude, you've got to do something about that right now. And so I sent him to my guy in Santa Monica at Lifespan Medicine. And they take your blood and, like, spin it or something? Yeah, it's like an advanced form of platelet-rich plasma.

It's called Regenikine. And they had a clinic that people were flying all the way to Germany to get this treatment done. It's very effective, especially for bulging discs. I've had it done multiple times. I went to one of those places one time. I was just hung over as shit one day. I had a bunch to do that day,

so I went to go get a fluid IV drip down the street. And at the desk, I got sold on one of those things where like they spin your blood at ozone or something like that and they were taking blood from me and i passed out at one point and i came back and the doctor guy was shoving a putting a chocolate uh candy in my mouth so that I'd eat that. I just remember the look of the guy like, you're going to be okay. Bite down on the chocolate. You have no idea what I've gone through in my life. From the fist fights to the arguments to the beatings. I still remember my mother taking me into a restaurant bathroom and holding me in a, what's that one?

Headlock? Guillotine? The other one. Guillotine. And she's that one? Headlock? Guillotine? And she's punching you? She shot you up? Yeah. With what? Penicillin. Oh my god. Because when I was a kid I was so sick She got you in a headlock and shot you with penicillin. Listen to me. Where'd the needle go?

Listen to me. Cubans. We had a Cuban doctor. Dr. Orlando Del Valle. He made house calls, okay? He came over. He would come into the room. This is very funny because I'm going to tell you how fucking hysterical

heretics is. Hereditary shit is crazy. Your kids get what you got. Now, he would come over. Now, Dr. Del Valle did a bump from time to time. Now, this is what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 1968, 69. Please, this goes on.

When he'd come over, I lived on 205 West 88th Street. He'd bring the little thing, and him and my mom would talk to my stepdad and then somebody else would be there like a chick that would help my mom and sure enough he would come over put the thermometer in my ass and then look at me and say jose antonio i have to give you a needle and i go give me five minutes let me think about it and he and my mom would go what's going on he has to think about it i swear to god you don't take that needle, I'll fucking kill you. So then they would go in the fucking parlor.

They'd put on Cuban music. And I would put cartoons on. It was inevitable. And then he would have two drinks. How old are you during this time? I'm five, six. He would have two drinks. Then he'd come back in.

He goes, Antonio, you ready yet? And I'm like, I'm not ready. So for years they called me, I'm not ready. So for years they called me, me va a loler. That means it's going to hurt. They would have to hold me down and give me a shot. So then my stepfather, mom, the babysitter, and my mom, and my mom would be like, I'll fucking knock you out. Stop crying, you fuck.

Be a man. I'll be like, oh, fucking knock you out. Stop crying, you fuck. Be a man. I'll be the one that's going to hurt. Stop it. But I would have an allergy to a certain penicillin. So the next day my temperature would go up. So he was such good friends with my mom. He goes, listen, this is a continuity thing. Why don't I just leave you with a penicillin, put it in the refrigerator,

I'll give you a couple syringes, and whenever he gets sick, just fucking stick him. Wow. So we were at a restaurant. I was going to Sacred Heart School for Boys, and my mother was dropping me off at 5 o'clock. We went to a fancy white people restaurant

next to Kearney, New Jersey. I'm talking violins, like white people in the 70s. This isn't like now, like ha ha ha. These are very conservative white people. And this is the double whammy of the day. You ready? I don't fucking like milk. And my mother used to look under my eyelids.

I don't fucking like milk. What? Till this day, I don't drink milk. When you were eyelids. I don't fucking like milk. What? To this day, I don't drink milk. When you were a kid, you didn't like milk? No, the taste. A baby? None. I drank the tit milk.

And one day, I got old enough and I just didn't like milk. But my Cuban people have this thing that they look under the eyelids. And my mom would go, you're weak somewhere. So she would make me drink milk or whatever. So we're at a restaurant, okay? And I'm like, my mom's like, drink your milk. I go, I want Hershey's chocolate. You know, the powder.

Oh, yeah. In those days, we were either the chocolate powder or the strawberry. Yeah. I wanted the strawberry or the chocolate. The guy goes, listen, we don't have that. What I'll do is put a piece of ice cream. He goes, give me a milkshake. You know what this motherfucker did?

He got a glass of milk, and he put ice cream on the fucking thing, like a scoop of ice cream. So my mom's like, drink the milk. I go, it's just fucking milk with an ice cream on it. My mom's like, I'm in no fucking mood for you today. I'm going to drop you off at the school, but you better drink that fucking milk with an ice cream on it. My mom was like, I'm in no fucking mood for you today. I'm going to drop you off at the school, but you better drink that fucking milk. We're the white people restaurant. Do you understand me?

Because 1972, my mom goes, you got about five minutes to drink that milk. I had my little military suit on and shit, my little Catholic suit on, because I had to bring you back with a suit. My mom goes, if you don't fucking drink it, I'm going to pour it over your fucking head in this restaurant. And I was like, I'm telling you right now, I ain't going to fucking drink it. My mother took the fucking milk, dumped it on my head in this restaurant. The fucking ice cream sat on my head.

I had milk dripping. And then the ice cream slowly melted off my head and fell on my lap. White people were like, what the fuck kind of discipline is this? So my mom was like, wipe your face. So when she wipes my face, Joe Rogan, she goes, do you have a fucking temperature? Because I was such a sickly fucking kid. She goes, you got a fucking, how long have you been walking around with this fucking temperature? I don't know.

She goes, let's go in the bathroom. You're still at the restaurant. We're still in the restaurant. She goes, I got a syringe. She pulls it out of her purse. She carried it around with her. You had to. I was that sickly of a kid.

I was at the hospital every other week. They knew me on first name fucking basis. That is crazy. Wow. She took me in the fucking lady's room, locked the door, take your pants off. I'm not doing it. Take your pants. Jose Antonio, please don't make me give you a beating in this fucking bathroom stall.

I'm not doing it. And that's when the beating started. And she got me in one of those fucking things. She unzipped my pants. She punched me in the stomach to loosen me up. Oh, yeah. She was a grinder my pants. She punched me in the stomach to loosen me up. Oh, yeah. She was a grinder, dog. Oh, my God.

And she would shoot me that thinking about it now I could get a blood clot because my ass, from me tightening up, would get like a purple thing all the way down my leg. Like, I'm lucky I'm fucking alive.

I'm lucky I'm alive, dog. Oh, my God. I remember I was in Jersey City one time. I fainted on a nurse. I pissed my pants. The nurse comes. I pissed the bed. Yeah.

This is my first time ever. I pissed the fucking bed, guys. When you fainted? No, no, no. Oh. They put me in the hospital that night for a lung infection. In the middle of the night, I was so scared. I pissed the bed, and there was a rubber bed.

So the piss don't go into the mattress. You're just swimming in your own piss. So finally at 5 in the morning, I get out of this piss fucking juice, and I'm just sitting in the chair looking out the window, and this lady comes in with a little cart. And she's like, Jose Diaz?

I'm like, yeah. She's like, I'm here to draw blood. I go, listen, I just fucking pissed the bed. I'm scared shitless. Come back in like an hour. Let me get my head together. What do you got to bother me with a needle for? Look at the shape of me. And she's tormenting me. Well, the doctor says we have to do it right now. I don't care what the doctor

is telling you. Let's get some pajamas. Let me take a shower. Let me get better. Let me eat some breakfast. She's like, no, we got to do it before breakfast. She's breaking my balls constantly. No, we got to do it before breakfast. I'm like, you want a fucking needle, bitch? You want to give me a fucking needle, bitch?

Let's go. I got so mad. I don't even know where I got those. At that time, I didn't have balls. But this bitch aggravated me so much. She wanted to see what I was telling her. I'm going to go down. I'm telling you I'm going to go down.

I'm telling you I'm going to go down. You know what this bitch said to me? She goes, then don't sit down. Stand up. It's better if you stand up. Let's go down the hallway and the noise will distract you. You won't get that scared feeling. I said, this is not going to end. Like, this bitch was not leaving without my blood. So you want my blood,

bitch? I'll give it to you. I got out. Let's go. We went outside to the fucking hallway. She put the fucking tube around my arm. She had a little cart. I'll never forget. 1979. She had a little fucking cart.

She put the thing around me. All I know is she stuck the needle in. Next thing you know, I'm hearing sirens. Okay? And the cart is tipped over. I'm on top of the cart. And she's under the cart. And they've got two aluminum things.

Remember those things they cracked? You ever fight? And they knock you out? That's two of them in my nose directly. Like, to wake me up. They couldn't get me up. They just put them in my fucking nose. Let me tell you about that 13 day experience.

Something I'll never forget that shocked me to that day. I still remember from September. They let me out the day Ali lost to Larry Holmes. September 28, 1979. They let me out at 2 and I went and did ass at a party.

Fresh with the bracelet on. You know what I'm saying? I didn't even take the bracelet off. There was a party for me, the whole thing. We were fucked up. But one thing I remember about that experience was the third night I was there, how scared I was. And the guy next to me was an old man. And I go, hey, what's your name?

He's like a townie. He's like, Sal. And I go, Sal, what's your name? He's like a townie. He's like, Sal. And I go, Sal, what's going on with you? He goes, well, I had a stroke and the side of my body that had the stroke is the side that develops the shit. So I'm having a hard time shitting.

I go, really? And I'm blown with farts the whole night. It's a two-man bed. He's in there dying. He's just farting. A two-man bed? It's a two-man room. He's in there dying. He's just farting. A two-man bed? It's a two-man room. Oh, okay. And they had a curtain in between.

Oh, okay. And I don't know if his name is Sal. I'm just making this up. Right. Whatever his name was. Whatever his name was. He was a very nice man. And he had a family, and they come in, and that night he'd go, ooh, ooh, my stomach hurts.

You know, the whole fucking thing. And they tried things on him. I remember one night they were like, that's it. You're either shitting tonight or you're doing surgery in the morning. The doc, I'm listening to the doc. You know, you can hear if they're talking to the guy next door. And I'm like, I wonder what the fuck they're going to do to this motherfucker. They came with like a Ghostbuster gun.

It was like a corking gun. And they had a tube in it and they put it in his asshole. I'll never forget this. Having my little black and white TV and just sitting there watching TV and hearing like, and all of a sudden they started squirting water in his ass like an enema with a hose. And they didn't have PPE on. The shit started coming out. And the shit was coming out of his ass.

And they're like, run, run. The nurse came and got me. They were like, holding me. They thought I was like Biggie getting shot. They were smothering me. There was shit coming out of his ass. Remember the Beverly Hillbillies? How the oil would come out of the floor?

I will never forget that. That they did everything they could. Because I knew they think they were, like, I was going to call, like, whoever then,

DACA, DACA, whoever, who do you call when they're not cleaning up? I don't know. There's something you call, like,

they make code. Who are the people who make code? Like, whoever make code, I don't know. They had to, like,

fucking rub my shoulders. PPA. PPA? Environmental Protection Agency? Yeah, whatever the fuck. PPA. They knew that they didn't? Yeah, whatever the fuck. PPA. They knew that they didn't come in with the right protection.

Okay. They just came in like, we'll see if this works. But when they stuck it in his ass, his ass blew up. They didn't know it was going to work. They were like, maybe it's not going to work. Right. But, you know, they came in very nice. They came in normal.

Yeah. And when they shot the coking gun with the water up his ass, shit started coming everywhere. It was like a volcano. I'm not kidding you. And you could see it? The curtain was open. They opened the curtain for that? Oh, my God.

I could smell it. It was like a sewer. And he's like, oh! I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And they were shooting him with water up his ass, like with a hose. And they're like, call the nurses. Get towels. Get towels. And they threw towels down. up his ass like with a hose oh and then I call the nurses get towels get towels they threw towels down and then I had my own room I'm in there fucking by myself

like mr. Diaz was sorry about that I'm like don't worry about nothing I won't say they gave you your own room they give me a single room well it's only right were you smoking did you would do a smoking I know he's like a doctor oh okay I didn't know if they were like this. Joey Diaz, that's when he wins. I had a fucking bad lung infection, and they pretty much asked me to leave. 13 days. Why'd they ask you to leave?

Because it was too much. What do you mean? My friends were coming in with cases of beer. Oh, you were partying. With an eight pack. They were coming with a case of nips. Remember 6-Eleven? They allowed them to bring beer?

They didn't allow my friends to do anything. They just did it. Oh. And then one night they got thrown out, and they started throwing furniture out the window at Christ's Hospital. Oh, boy. And girls used to come in there at night to see me.

I was like a stud. When you're in high school and you get sick, everybody comes to see you. You know, I had candy strip. I was like a stud. When you're in high school and you get sick, everybody comes to see you. You know, I had candy stripers I knew from grammar school. It was Jersey City. The good old days for social media. They just drew me the fuck out. They were like, you know what?

It's time for you to go. You'll be fine. Go see your doctor. I never went to see a doctor again. I took acid that night September 28 It was the night Larry Homer Swore up Muhammad Ali

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