The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - March 14, 2020

Episode Date: March 14, 2020

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on March 14, 2020.

two one here we go no one else has a drink oh no one else has a drinky drink come on i'm gonna wait till you get yours yeeha oh shit And we're live. This is not a Corona cough. This is a marijuana cough. I think. I think.

You never know, dude. I haven't been tested. Get in there. Any problem? Unless you're scared of my cooties. Oh, shit. Corona. Pass that whiskey, son.

What kind of whiskey did you bring? That's that Blanton, son. That shit looks good. Yeah, that's great. So we were all chilling at home under quarantine. Not really quarantine. L.A. is not under quarantine yet. But I hear word that California and Washington State are going to get the lockdown treatment. For two weeks?

I don't know, man. I don't know. I planned at home. I planned for a month. I planned for a month of food. Yeah, me too. I just stocked up like a dick. I have tons of meat, though.

I'm not going to carnivore it to the end of the year legitimately. That's what I did. I drink creek water. I got a fucking filter. I got a pump filter. Do your kids eat it, though? Backpack campers. Yeah, they love meat, though. I could carnivore it to the end of the year legitimately. That's what I did. And drink creek water. I got a fucking filter. I got a pump filter. Do your kids eat it, though? Backpack campers. Yeah, they love it, man.

My kids eat everything. So just everybody can be carnivore at the Rogan House. They'll just have to. I don't think it's going to come to that. No. I really don't. I think if you look at the numbers, this is not a good cold. It's a dangerous one.

It's a dangerous one because it kills the fuck out of old people but so does a bad flu and um it's it's different than a bad flu in in some people's accounts in that um it's causing some serious damage what do you got there jamie oh um it's it causes damage to lungs uh damage you hear it on both ends though you know like you hear one expert says it's how terrible it's gonna be here another expert goes it's actually go about your life but i'll just wash your hands be cautious go about your life though you hear both ends of it there's a good article i'm in the middle there's a good article in atlantic about it and the article in atlantic was basically saying we're all gonna get it and one of the reasons why this is a really tricky

one is that the symptoms don't show up for a while So you can be contagious for a long time I swear I had it three weeks ago It doesn't kill people quick See the thing about that avian flu that they put the kibosh to That was a really deadly one It killed 60% of the people that got it So China acted immediately They killed something like a million five hundred thousand chickens

It's all in this article And they just shut everything down They're like this is This is something that's going to fucking kill half the population like legitimately kill half the population there's an article in washington post that that gets like a bunch of experts and kind of what the things they agree on about the coronavirus and when you read that makes you feel better yeah now granted a lot of people they a lot of it is up in the air they don't know well what scares me is what's going on in France.

Because Jake Tapper just tweeted that some large number, more than 50% of the cases that are serious, like hospitalization, are people that are under 60. Which is very unusual. Because the other people in other places, They're Reporting that it's Mostly old people Or people with Underlying health conditions Weak immune systems Yeah weak immune systems

People with high blood pressure But you know You really stop And look at the numbers Of just the flu And this is supposed to be Way worse than the flu But if you look at the numbers

For the flu The flu kills A fuck load of people Flu's a motherfucker Like 50,000 a year Bro Just in the United States. Hey, cheers, boys.

Cheers. I gotta take a sip. Yeah, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, boys. Brian Cowell will be here. He'll be here.

With cheese. He's probably at the cheese store right now. Trying to talk to them. Waiting in a four-hour line. No idea. Nobody's at the cheese store. Oh, they're everywhere. Is there a shirt?

Did you guys sell with Brian with cheese? There's gotta be, right? No. No? They haven't added cheese to the art yet? We haven't yet. Is there a shirt Did you guys sell With Brian with cheese There's gotta be No No They haven't added cheese To the art yet We haven't You should do cheese and wine

And chew it on the microphone Just one Just Brian snacking Into the microphone I get it folks If you're listening And you get upset at us And people get upset at me

For clearing my throat They get upset If you drink on the mic People Because you're in their head I get it But If they're at the gym right now And in their head I get it But if they're

If they're at the gym right now And they have earpods on Or if they're on a plane Even better Because you don't hear Anything else right You're not making A lot of motion yourself

You can hear all that No it's awful It's annoying It drives me nuts Drives me nuts But also shit happens If you're at work You're concentrating

And you hear that shit It could fuck people up at work For sure Also shit happens though You know It's a three hour show With fucking four guys Under the influence

If you have a job Where you're allowed to listen To a podcast like this You got a good job Hell yeah Cause it'll make boring shit Much better Like when I used to deliver newspapers

I used to listen to the radio Morning The Morning Mattress Was the big Boston morning radio show With Charles Laquadera I love it I mean I drive

About 45 45 to an hour a day You know into the studio And all I do is listen to podcasts I love it man Yeah And when If somebody misses

If it's late I'm like fuck dude So I know how important it is I love it It's weird It's so weird We're slowly evolving into Liking traffic

I like traffic Because that's where I do my, I listen to music on the way to work and on the way back I listen to the news. It's your time.

It's the same. It's like the only time I'm like by myself. I don't have to talk to anybody. I like it too. Yeah, I like it when it's all red. I'm like, ah, let me take the worst

fucking way to work. Three hours. It's a long podcast. Dude, I was in Tacoma and I was like walking around looking for a coffee shop and no one was really around And this garbage truck

Pulls up And he gets out He goes Shop what the fuck You doing up here I'm like I got shows bro He goes

I'm listening to Fight Companion bro He gets out And he goes Are you trying to Score something up here I go Excuse me

He goes Are you trying to score I go Score coffee He goes Oh you're in the wrong You're in the wrong area papa He's like This is where people get drugs Oh no He goes, are you trying to score? I go, score coffee? He goes, oh, you're in the wrong area, Papa. He's like, this is where people get drugs.

Oh, no. He goes, go back down the hill. What kind of drugs? Like a heroin spot? I think like heroin, meth. Yeah, it was fantastic. Good coffee up there, though. Yeah, bro.

I didn't know. Yeah. You could be in the wrong place at the wrong time. That'd be awful. Yeah. If you're wandering through some city. Die in Tacoma. That's the way I spoke in. That's how I go out. that'd be awful yeah if you're wandering through some city dying uh tacoma that's where i spoke in that's how i go out it'd be so sad yeah how many people die from that shit every year we're not worried about that like it's a disease oh fentanyl i mean fentanyl's

taking out everybody so many people i was talking about this on stage the other night that it's like some deaths we just get real accustomed to real accustomed to those kind of deaths but if all the deaths that were happening because of cancer kind of deaths but if all the deaths that were happening because of cancer and people being fat if all those were from wolves oh my god how quickly would we want to kill wolves how scared would we all be but what because it's because it's disease and heart failure and all that kind of shit we're like okay but what if what if cnn and fox news all that i know you hate them, but what if they just, and they create kind of this panic, what if they just, on 24-7, car crashes and people dying from obesity and, you know?

We'd be fucking terrified. We'd be terrified. But it's not in our face, but it's way worse than Corona. The media is so powerful. So powerful. So powerful. They can get the people to believe in fucking anything Anything

Anything If they said Guess what We found Santa Claus' fucking bones In the mountains in fucking In Norway People would believe it A lot of people would

They'd be like You know what dude They found Santa Claus' bones They'd be flying up there right now Dude the media's powerful as fuck Yeah Super powerful This disease

Is a good example of it It's not something That we shouldn't be afraid of We should definitely be afraid We should be afraid of something That could come down the pipe That's more deadly That's what we should be afraid of

That's what those people At the Center for Disease Control Told me and Duncan When we did a show there Years ago They were saying What we really have to worry about Is these diseases

Just jumping at people He said that it happens All the time They can't control it But learn from China Learn from Italy Like they were unprepared They didn't take it

Or maybe they just didn't know Didn't have the resources But learn from their mistakes You know They tried to suppress information They tried to suppress information Well China owns it They were too busy with the moon

You know they went to the moon Who did? China They went to the moon I think it's different people No no China I know but China's a billion people That's a lot of people.

It's a lot of people. They got video. You can watch the show. But they didn't blast it out? No, they did. They did, but no one gave a fuck. It was so weird. They sent a drone there.

They sent a drone to the surface of the moon. To the dark side of the moon. That's kind of dope. It's a dope move. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. I didn't see it. The Chinese are awesome. Come on, man now this is the other thing joe about

the coronavirus and callan callan to jump on this oh my god he's here wine and cheese called it this is the best you've ever dressed oh you have a kombucha and a water bottle that's it you look so disappointed you look fucking great Great. Corona. Easy. Slow down. Cooties, bro. You're not afraid of the Corona. Come on, bro. We don't shake hands around here. Come on, dude.

It's a 5G. But with the Corona, they're also saying that because the lack of testing, there might be way more people with it, so it shows how it's not that deadly. Because we know how many people die, that's for sure. But we don't know how many people have it. So it could be less deadly than we think. I like to think of the glass half full, Joe. It does make you think.

And your text worried me. But it does make you think about the flu, too. I mean, if this is supposed to be 10 times more, potentially 10 times more deadly than the flu, right? This is what the worst case scenario predictions. They make a lot of predictions, man. They do. But they're trying to do that. How often are they right with these predictions? If we start going,

how often are they right? You're right. But if they are right, we have to be prepared for the worst. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Exactly. It could be an inconvenience to be prepared for the worst. It should open up our minds and our brains as to what is causing this

and is there another way to generate food pop on give me a glass when we're old when we're in our 80s the kids during those times are going to look at us as weird because like old people love toilet paper they just hoard toilet paper because from this point on we have never lived through a toilet paper shortage i have never you heard about that toilet paper shortage Is really what the problem is Is way bigger than that It's we're making diseases No no no no

The way we raise food Is making diseases In China I wasn't talking about that It's not just in China No I'm just talking about Toilet paper I wasn't talking about that

The virus But I'm saying Just the virus It's crazy We're making viruses Like avian flu That was bird agriculture right Swine flu That was pig agriculture right swine flu that was a pig

agriculture when they jam all these animals together occasionally one of those fucking bugs will jump ship that's blatant uh didn't that but didn't the scary scary marburg ebola hemorrhagic fevers came from fruit bats i think yeah that came from another animal yeah and who knows where they came from there's uh i mean there's tons tons of these flus though brian are the ones that jump and they're all they're all considered all coronavirus they're all labeled as coronaviruses they're just different type of they're all the same strain well sars apparently was uh more deadly even than this one and that's trying to it's a wake-up call man it's a wake-up call for anybody that has anything to do with regulating how people raise food. There's been mistakes made.

But this does seem like a wide, this does seem like a massive overreaction. In terms of a virus that only kills people who are, what, the mean age is 81? That die. Sam Harris told me about some dude who's in his 50s who's on a ventilator. That's one example. But he might have a bad immune system. knows what could have happened who knows what could have happened but he could that could happen that's not a normal thing for a guy who's really fit my dad's scared you know my dad's uh 60 my dad's terrified and i i got that thing you said

and he sent a thing to the the group uh text where it says trump confirmed coronavirus and click on it it's just this dude sitting on edge bed with this black dude that guy's famous he comes up a lot

with the fattest cock you've ever seen in your life it's great so I sent to my I thought it was funny I sent to my dad didn't find it funny

at all oh he put what the fuck who would find this funny I'm like oh my bad Tom Segura sent us a picture that says if you know this guy's face you have fucked up friends yes Oh, he put, what the fuck? Who would find this funny? I'm like, oh, my bad. Tom Segura sent us a picture that says, if you know this guy's face, you have fucked up friends.

Yes. Is he a real porn star? Oh, my God. If he is, he's the best. H1N1, though. John McDessie. Who's he fighting? These are good fights.

This is a really good card. Yeah, John Walker's fighting. Gilbert Burns versus Damian Maia. That's a great fight. Who is Renato Moicano fighting? Jamie, do you have the... The card's pretty stacked. It's better than the last card. It's a very good card.

And usually in Brazil they show up, but when there's no one in the crowd... What's weird is... Oh, Trinaldo. Oh, this is a good fight. Trinaldo's 67 years old, but this is a good fight. Bro, he's a bad motherfucker, though. That guy throws. Dude, he is. From the beginning of his UFC career, he's always been a dangerous a dangerous fight what's weird is if you can listen because there's no crowd and you just hear michael

bisbing's voice narrating it right commentating yeah it sounds like a you're watching a golf event because he because they're kind of subdued too because there's no energy so he's like and he goes to mount elbow here oh my god there's nobody here there's nobody here no there's no one there in the crowd in the crowd bro we're living in a movie oh it's so weird this is the strangest shit ever we're living in a movie it's a horror movie why didn't we have this reaction with h1n1 that that put a lot of people down there's an empty arena here right but but the swine flu was fucked a lot of people up but this is way more this is this is madness it's insane this is madness it's an empty arena and the i still don't know who's still happening dude tom hanks has it you son of a bitch guess what he'll be fine yep i'll be fine

it's tom hanks i don't get it i'm still confused nobody's told me why this this virus none of the it's all theories well there's some real dangers that it might be as much as 10 to 15 times stronger than a standard flu. You don't think the media is running with this because it's bad for Trump and it kills the economy? I don't think the virologists have that in mind when they make their decisions. I think all these disease experts are trying to save millions of people from unnecessarily dying they're trying to stop a disease in its tracks that's what they're doing eddie they've done this forever with polio they've done this with smallpox this is what they do they try to stop diseases in their track diseases are trying to kill us every fucking day it's as if we have a war and there's a war against viruses it's a It's almost like a real war against a thing.

But we don't think of it as a thing because you don't see it. But it's an attack on the human system. It's an attack on human beings. And it's constant. And it's evolving. It's always changing. There's too many of us. And that's what it recognizes.

And it's trying to get rid of us. It's crazy. I'm learning how to fight a cell. How many people have died in the U.S. so far? 50,000. 50. No, 50. 50.

And what is the average age? What is the average age? 81. And the NBA and all. Canceled everything. Everything canceled. There's nobody in the audience. And the average age is 80?

Yeah. You would think. They're worried about going home. You would think if you just found out about this, you just woke up from a coma and then you see how everything's canceled, you would be thinking people were dying on the streets. It was like the zombie apocalypse.

That's why I'm asking you. Stay home, there's zombies on the streets. That's what you would think. That's what you would think. But the average age of the people dying in the United States is 80. And half of them are from an old folks home in Washington. How did they get?

And then you see on the back of a Lysol bottle, it lists all the viruses that it kills. And it says human coronavirus. I'm like, isn't this new? I bet this was a new. Oh, but it's a different strain. So I'm like, wait a minute. The average age is 80? Pause for a second.

I'm going to give people the time. It's 230 of the first round, 229, 228, 227, 226, 225. So if you want to sync it up, we're watching John McDessie versus Trinaldo Francisco. A southpaw versus an orthodox man. Trinaldo is a badass kickboxer. He's a, like Shaw and I were saying, he's always a dangerous guy. Yeah, he never has like an off night. He's just such a bad guy.

He looks like he's been fighting since he was seven. It is a weird thing to see no audience. And it's a weird thing to think that so many people are so afraid of this that they don't do anything and go out. But it kind of makes sense if it's as bad as they think it is. Now, if it's not as bad as they think it is, the problem is

there's going to be a lot of people that are not going to believe them if something comes up that's worse. No, no, no. They'll believe everyone, dude. We've believed everyone so far.

The younger generation. People forget. No, no, no. Some people will. This is going to work over and over again. I know I wouldn't. I know I wouldn't.

It always works. I don't know. It always works. It works every two years.. It always works. I don't know. It always works. It works every two years. Ebola, Zika. I don't think it works, Eddie. I think there's a constant battle going on between people and viruses. This is a story that has a real clear beginning.

I'm just saying they could do this again in two years. But it has a real clear beginning, and you could follow the history of viruses in the United States and in the world. It's kind of like the purge, right? Where it's taken out the old weak people to be shitty about it. I call it the boomer virus and people are not happy. Some people take out the young like polio. Or the Spanish flu, right? That was really bad for young guys.

18 to 23 or something. It was killing a lot of guys with great immune systems by some way, the way it attacks. And this is what, 1920 or when was that 20 didn't hygiene fix most of that well 1920 sanitation yeah it doesn't it fixes a lot of it yeah but it doesn't stop it viruses always exist all brian is saying all brian is saying is where are the bodies that's all he's saying that's what i'm oh no no i hear the bodies i hear you i just got to describe what what the disease was a guy just woke up from a coma and then like he must go oh my god nba canceled there's nobody at the ufc this is insane flu for most of us the guy would think like what is it a thousand times more

powerful than the flu right and then you would say well it's not even quite the flu is so far this year the flu is kicking its ass because 20 000 people in in the U.S. have died so far since January 1st. It's kicking its ass so far. But they're thinking it's going to... Yeah, I know. They don't know is the problem. My thing is maybe that we're trying to... The scientists at CDC might be saying, let's stop

a peak in cases that overwhelm hospitals and our infrastructure because we don't have the infrastructure yet to deal with this. This might be a very good dry run for when we really do face a major virus that's really a killer. Well, it's a wake-up call to people

that are living their lives like this can't happen. What about the homeless? I'm one of those people. What about the homeless right now? What about that? They're like, finally, the world comes to my level. That's what they're saying. Come on down.

What I'm saying is right now, it's hard to buy hand sanitizer. No one wants to shake hands. So we're like cleaner than we've ever been as a society. Which is good. But them homeless are the dirtiest ever in human history. In human history, those are the dirtiest. They're finding like medieval-ish shit, right? Yeah, what about them?

What do we do about them? All of them have chicken pox. Well, we don't want to be rude. No one says, no one is saying exactly. Nobody's bringing that up. Did you hear what he said? No one's wearing face masks.

Nobody is shaking hands anymore. There's going to be a time when we say, dude, remember when people used to fucking shake hands? That's why the Japanese bow. Yeah, dude,

when I was a kid, people, I remember that kids would touch hands. We should bow to each other. One thing that we all have to recognize when it comes to homeless or anything like that is you're not responsible for other people's actions. Now, some people might have done things to get them to that position that were foolish or they got addicted to drugs or their life fell apart. All these things could be contributors, right? But you're not responsible for them. position that were foolish or they got addicted to drugs or their life fell apart all these all these things could be contributors right but you're not responsible for them and the to to pretend that we are and that we just leave them there is ridiculous like like if someone was just littering where they are and just throwing shit in the street and throwing needles in the street you

arrest them but but you don't arrest them and they're setting up camps under these bridges this is nonsense you got to figure this out either you got to either find them some way some some form of cheap housing for people which is what they're trying to do medical health services medical medical change whatever the budget is for other things it's got to be shifted to that right like that's a real problem i think i think there should be someone out there interviewing as many as possible maybe they have a story but nobody will listen to them because they're crazy and homeless but maybe like why are these people on the street all of a sudden like what the fuck happened find out what happened there are a couple a couple things one is one is new laws that say you can't move someone unless you have somewhere for them to move to.

Yeah, but I think what Eddie's saying is what happened to these people's lives. Yeah, why did they become a homeless person? I think the opiate crisis has something to do with this. Yeah, but there might be a crazy common denominator they all have because all of a sudden they popped up. And they're in tents. They're everywhere. And it wasn't around when we were kids. No. And they're all over the all of a sudden they popped up. And they're in tents. They're everywhere. And it wasn't around when we were kids. No.

And they're all over the side of the freeway. Yeah. And it's all crazy white people. It's expensive too. It's crazy white people. It ain't Mexicans. It used to be super rare. It's crazy white people.

But it used to be super rare that you would see an encampment. Like you would drive them by on a highway, see a little encampment. Like, wow, that guy's got a tent. Yeah. Like in between the two. That was weird. Even when I was a kid, it was very weird. But a lot of it,

a lot of this came from the Supreme Court decision, remember, when the Supreme Court ruled that you could not keep someone against their will in a hospital unless they were a danger to society. It's also really expensive, though, too, B. Yeah, it's really expensive. That too. That was during the

Reagan administration, right? Because I remember it was like,, B. Yeah, it's really expensive. That too. That was during the Reagan administration, right? Because I remember it was like all of a sudden it was homeless people. But it wasn't Reagan. It was challenged in the Supreme Court. So the idea was the state cannot take you, a family member, put them in a hospital if they are not a danger. So it used to be if somebody was crazy, they'd show up with a paddy wagon. Crazy, quote, unquote. I'm putting that into context.

And they would just go into a facility, a hospital that wasn't so nice either oh no not really they would do some weird shit administration that stopped that so there was a challenge in the supreme court that said the state has no right to keep somebody against their will based on the idea that they are quote-unquote crazy very hard thing to define unless they are a danger to society so i that by the way somebody correct me if i'm wrong but i think that was at the heart of it that was the challenge and it was deemed unconstitutional to be able to keep somebody against their will if they if they seemed a little bit off crazy whatever it was unless they were a danger is it hot in here to have corona you're going crazy bro is it hot in here No He's got a fever

I'm not even trying To be funny I'm sure And you have a hat on Oh no you're not Trying to be funny I got the hipster Kind of

I'll make you a Dickachino What's up bro You look cute You look cute Thanks man Well that's That's when you know

The world is weird Where idiots like us Are explaining What's going on I read This is probably The best breakdown Of corona explaining what's going on. I read nine articles on it. This is probably the best breakdown of the world you're going to get. No one's done anything. Right here, the best breakdown from all the different angles.

Well, when you had Homeboy on, that was the first time we heard a legit expert on the disease control. From my point of view, here's what's going on. Other than that, you get it everywhere, man. Well, he's- And I'm in the middle. He's an expert. You know, he's a legitimate expert. My guess is-

His take on it is that these wet markers are something he fucking wrote about in this book. He wrote about it in this book years ago. He didn't Bill Gates, though, warn us about this shit? Didn't he call it? Yes, a lot of people have. When Duncan and I did a fucking- That's his book? A deadliest enemies this is uh osterholm's book when duncan and i did um that that uh sci-fi show back in the day about diseases we were worried if like someone could create a super bug we were asking about it they're like yeah it's possible but you

know what's way more likely these things just happen in nature he goes we're fighting them tooth and claw every day they have these crazy thick ass walls and vacuum sealed suits and you're moving around it like you're in another world they're dealing with some of the most infectious diseases in the world but look what we had to deal with what to grow food look at the amount of pathogens we had to overcome parasites and everything else i'm in the fucking building with demons do you understand that's how i looked at it it's like these are demons that are locked in glass invisible demons devils that would kill me millions of people when they well how about when they work with fucking ebola infected monkeys that monkey wakes up and bites you dude trinaldo's throwing dude this mcdesi's got great fucking defense. They're both tough as shit. His defense is outstanding.

It's incredible. Ronaldo has been in the UFC for a long fucking time, man. And he's still a good fighter. Like, he hasn't slipped. He's still super dangerous. Dude, I swear to God. Corona, you got Tom Hanks. Fair game.

You take Khabib and Ferguson, and I'm fucking... Shut your mouth. Dude. They're going to do that at the Apex Center. Donald Trump's going to make sure of it. The Apex Center? I'll lose my mind. Do you see Apex Center? Shut the fuck up.

The fight must take place. When is that happening? That's number one. Let's do it here. That's April, what is it? 18. April 18th. I swear to God.

That's imperative. That fight must take place. On that date. It must take place. Dude, I'm like sad about it man I just I just think that's to me that's gotta be

in the conversation as the it's the best of all time matchup of all time correct it's gotta be it's in the conversation it's in the conversation

that's Khabib it's number one the Russian destroyer it's number one and the one dude skill set wise who can take him down to me

the one dude that can beat him the one dude that can beat him the one dude that's in his head you know what I mean who knows what's gonna happen you know me you know me

I don't call him but I think for it to be at the apex center man it's gonna miss all that glitz

that it deserves I'd be so sad right dude save it let's make this fight happen it's been cancelled four fucking times already listen to my perspective it's gonna happen man happen it's been canceled four fucking times already listen to my perspective it's gonna happen man if it's gonna happen we should be happy i like

where your head's at that's where i'm i'm i'm believe if the let the let the fucking let it be weird let the silence but let us see let the quarter be going get off it back as dana if he could sweeten it like it's not fake audio just like pa systems you know what i mean no it's just like youtube concert no some of the dopeness oh chanel just cracked macdessie with the left hand well if you some of the dopeness would be about the fact that it's so you can hear everything yeah like the ultimate fighter is like that right there's only your team is in there and it's it's it's a different energy it's like so you're so focused you're not worried about impressing people it's it's pretty dope were you dope. Were you more nervous fighting in the Ultimate Fighter or more nervous fighting UFC?

UFC. Oh, really? Toronto, when I fought in Toronto. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah, man. Because there's just, it's like, it's weird. It's like, it's almost like a pickup game.

It's you and your boys. You train with me. Like, all right, let's do it. This is what we do. And there's no one around. You can hear all the coaching, hear all the punches. Is that where you fought, mid-round then? No, I fought mid-round in Toronto. Okay, yeah, that's right. But all the coaching, hear all the punches. Is that where you fought Mitrione then? No, I fought Mitrione in Toronto.

Okay, yeah, that's right. But on the ultimate fight, I didn't. How old is homeboy? Trinaldo's got to be... He's in his 40s, right? He has to be 40. I'm going to guess 43, 44. Is he the oldest guy on the card?

Who's the oldest guy in the UFC? Trinaldo is no joke. There's a couple guys in the 40s. It would have been Josh Barnett. Dude, look at how McDessie can stand at the edge of the pocket like this. He just doesn't get hit. He's a tri-star guy for a while. I think you're mistaking

like Amazonian for old, man. You know what I mean? I don't think he's that old. I don't think he's that old. I don't think he's that old. He ain't in his 40s. He didn't win the Ultimate Fighter, right? He's not in his 40s. Dude, how old is he?

41. What? He's 41, bro. Okay, I was wrong. I apologize. I was off. I thought he was a little older. I thought he was older.

But that ain't that old. 41 ain't that old. Not young. Speaking of older. For a pro fighter, it is. Brad Pitt is 53. No, no, no. Not for of older. For a pro fighter it is. Brad Pitt is 53. No, no, no. Not for a human.

For a professional cage fighter. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Johnny Depp is 56. Who was? Johnny Depp. Yeah, but he's a pirate. Have some respect.

But he's not fighting. Dude, that was pirates of the Caribbean. He's still dressing like he's a phantom. Why not? What are you going to do when you die dead? Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. D dressed like a golfer? Joe Rogan, I have a question.

Speaking of 42 and old in UFC, do you have a take on why Yoel Romero didn't wrestle and hold down Israel Adesanya and punch him in the face? Well, you know, that's a hard fight for both fighters, right? Because Yoel wanted to present some weird... Yoel wants to create some weird scrambles. He wants to lull you into a false sense of security. He wants to get you to do something dumb.

There was a couple of times where he countered with left hands that are so fucking fast. He hits them with his... That first one. That first one. It explodes on him. Oh, fuck this. Yeah, fuck this.

I think they both had the same game plan and they wanted to stick to it and they think champions stick to their game plan i'll stick to it don't get crazy and both of them had the game plan let them come to you let them come to you don't go they were both waiting for each other to come forward yeah a little bit but stylebender was at least on the outside trying to make things happen. Yoel was doing, don't get me wrong, it's very effective because it's so crazy. He was standing there, just standing there. Not even moving. He was forcing a dog fight.

Yeah. But he's, that's, look, it could have worked. Here's the thing. If he did that to anybody else, if he did that to Robert Whitaker, if he did that to any other fighter other than Stylebender, it might have worked. And then we'd be looking at him as the UFC middleweight champion. Here's the thing I want to tell you. Okay?

They did a study on him. They did a test on him because he had a fracture around his orbital. And they thought that maybe he was going to need surgery. The doctor calls the UFC and says, where did you get this guy? And he goes, yeah, he's amazing, right? And he goes, no, no, no. No, he's not amazing. He goes, I've never seen a human like this.

No way. He goes, listen, he goes, biologically, I've never seen a human like this. He goes, the tendons behind his eyes are four times as large as a normal person. Fuck. The tendons behind his eyes. Wow. The things that's holding his fucking eye together. Jesus Christ.

They're measuring this area where they thought it was going to be really badly fractured. And they're like, first of all, he's healing. He's Wolverine. And second of all, the tendon, he goes, I've never seen a human being

with structure like this before. He goes, I've been a doctor for over 50 years. Holy shit. He said, I've never seen a human being with structure like this before. He's a Cuban Wolver before. Luke Rockhold said it was like hitting cement. He goes, I've never felt a body. When his hand,

he said, I felt like I was hitting and kicking cement. Now, let me get you down the rabbit hole, Eddie Bravo, okay? Because Castro apparently was really into anything that could extend life and anything that could improve athletic performance

because Cubans were badass wrestlers, badass judo badass boxers, badass taekwondo team, Cuba has everything like the fucking sports when they play sports, how many pro ballers came from fucking Cuba baseball, boxing, monsters

wrestling, so many genetics off the charts Ballers came from fucking Cuba And played baseball Monsters, wrestling Genetics off the charts So what's the conspiracy theory? Hector Lombard Come on man What's the conspiracy theory? The conspiracy is that they're doing things To people to make them like this

Like Russians? That sometimes Nazis There's also another factor. But hold on. There's that too. There's also in the womb experiments that they could do on full grown people. Russia definitely did.

I'm so into this. So are you saying that Cuba and Russia have a lot in common? 100%. Okay. But it's not just that. But I'm talking about medical engineering. You want to go down the conspiracy hole of medical engineering? I'm here for it.

You know Corellon, right? One of the most amazing wrestlers of all time. His parents were like this big, bro. He was 15 pounds when he was born. Bro, he looked like a giant cat. His nickname was The Experiment. Yes. Come on, man.

They're putting it in your face, bro. It's in your face. It's right there. I'm telling you. They're mocking us, on. They're putting it in your face, bro. It's in your face. It's right there. I'm telling you. They're mocking us, bro. They're mocking us. Of all the people, I bet out of all the people that have ever competed in anything ever, he's been the scariest.

I'm going to say that. Why is that guy holding his hand? Huh? Why is there three guys holding? Oh, that's his coach. His body step isn't really that big. It's like squashing against his side. You know what I mean? It's squashing. So it's not that big. It's like squashing against his side. You know what I mean?

It's squashing. So it's not that big. It's not that big. He used to throw. There's a black and white photo of him. Go to this. There's a crazy button. That one right there, Jamie.

Look at this one. Come on. Look at the fucking anger in his eyes. He looks like Michael Peck. Now imagine. What's going on with him now? 305 pounds. Six, four, three, three, five.

300 pounds. Undefeated wrestler, just rag-dolling everyone. Where's the other side? He lost when he was 16. It was the last time before he lost to Baumgartner or whatever. Rulon Gardner, you son of a bitch. Rulon Gardner, sorry. How dare you? I mean, Rulon Gardner.

The great American, you fuck. Yes, yes. But you know how he beat him? Yeah, I'm a sumo wrestler, basically. He made him separate his hands. That's it. That's it. It's just a difference

in the new rules and like it's so fucked up rules is rules dude he was so crazy that's not beating that guy it's so fucked up he was whispering

in Gasparri's Rulon did but again Rulon's sick too Rulon's shit remember he did MMA of Carell and Scrooge he did

Rulon was corn fed son he did MMA with shoes on after he lost a toe in a fucking frostbite accident. Frostbite, yeah, Joe. He got lost. He's still jacking fools. Yeah, kind of.

Hams, Joe. Kind of. He had hams. Kind of. What happened here? We're not watching this. He had a hell of a jab. But he didn't

all know what had happened. But Carellon, when he beat, who was the Iranian-American who was a silver medalist in the Olympics, you can see him whispering to him

in the finals he's whispering Gordon you're not enough what a savage and then watch after he beats him he'd beaten him 16 times or something

because in international tournaments and he's whispering to him he's got him here and he's going you're never going to beat me you know and then you can see what's his name

crying he can't stop crying he's on the stand and he's crying. Iran didn't have the good steroids back then. No, but he was an American. He was Iranian-American. Well, we weren't cheating.

Yeah, I think his name is Gasparri. I can't remember his name. I'm just kidding about the steroids. But when do you think they stopped using them? When do you think they stopped? Because they definitely used to make Olympic athletes use them. You know that, right? Yeah.

100% They still are. But I wonder. I wonder. I don't i think it's one thing to keep in mind about ul is like if you if you look at the caribbean uh slave trade and the caribbean sugar when when they were brought to cuba and places like that to harvest sugar and stuff it was so horrific for those Africans.

It was so horrific, the conditions, that they were living on cornmeal and then they would salt cod and you'd eat cod and corn. And at the end of the day, it was so horrible that the people that were able to survive that were already, already, I mean, it was a horrible, it was a horrible sifting of the fittest of the strongest. But for sure, you know, they did performance enhancing drugs too. Yeah. Yeah. All day. So there's that. It was a horrible sifting of the fittest of the strongest. But for sure, you know they did performance enhancing drugs, too. Yeah.

So there's that, too. So he makes that? That, too. Yeah. Well, this is just what I think every single fucking country did as soon as whoever was the Eastern Europeans introduced it. When did they figure that out? What year did they figure out that they used the 50s? In the 50s?

Yeah. I thought it was World War II. Dude, there was- I thought they were injecting- That'd be the 40s. But he's right, too, because the Nazis were on all that, too, in the 50s. In the 50s? Yeah. I thought it was World War II. Dude, there was- I thought they were injecting- That'd be the 40s, but he's right, too, because the Nazis were on all that, too, in the 40s. Yeah, they did square jaws. I think steroids, though, I think it was in the early 50s. Well, the 50s when it got popular.

Maybe in sports. Yeah. It was somewhere around then, but there was always stories of Hitler getting shot up with testosterone and cocaine. Can you imagine if they had steroids back in the Civil War? Look at Todd. Back in the Civil War, steroids. All of a sudden, they're fucking young.

Well, in the Civil War, bro, they needed food. They had muskets with the sphere. But they needed food back then. Back then, if you ever see the pictures of the massive numbers of- 54. Ziegler noted the success of wrestling due to the use of testosterone in 1954 and began experimenting on US weightlifters. If you go back to the NFL, like in the 60s, 70s, like Lyle Azedo, those boys were jacked.

That's not true. You don't have evidence of that. Yeah, they were. And they were also doing some weird shit. Or just find out on YouTube. You know, they used to get human growth hormone from cadavers back then. Like, wait, what? Hey, Johnny Walker fights next, by the way.

No. He gets Krilov. Is that next? Yeah. That's a good fight. That's a real good fight Krylov is a talented striker He's so talented Hey what is shoot the box

He's got an interesting How dare you What does it mean I know what it means I don't know what it means That's a good question Oh what's it mean Shoot the box

I thought you meant What is it It's wrestling It's MMA It's like mixed martial arts Yeah shoot the box Right but what is the difference I know Pancrase you guys

It started in Japan They called it shoot box Oh so that's By the time they get, but what is the difference? I know Pancrase, you guys. It started in Japan. They called it shoot box. Oh, so that's when by the time they got to Rio de Janeiro, they were saying shoot the box. Shoot the box. They both sound cool. But it was shoot box. But shoot the box sounds cooler. Yeah, totally.

That's the coolest. Plus, what a legendary team, man. Oh, my God. Think about shoot the box. Come on, man. That first squad. Straight out of Curitiba, son. People getting knocked the fuck out on a daily basis.

Some of the greatest fights of all time out of pride involved those guys. Think about the gym wars. Yeah, man. Everybody on Acai, too. Think about them old teams. Remember Militech? Yeah. Damn.

Militech had the team. People forgot because he had the team because he had Tim Sylvia, right? Obviously, Matt Hughes. He had the shark. He had Sean Shirk the team because he had Tim Sylvia, right? He had obviously Matt Hughes. He had the Shark. He had Sean Shirk. People sleep on Sean Shirk. Yeah. Fucked up teeth, but a little bowling ball, dude.

Dude, that guy's great. Oh, dude. In his day, he was a tank. Oh, dude. In his day, he was a tank. Do you remember Sean Shirk passing? He missed the money train. Yes, Matt.

Remember that shit? Dude, yeah. Sean Shirk missed the money train. Sean Shirk missed the money train. Tim Sylvia did a little bit. You know, those Those legends I want you to think about How good BJ Penn must have been

Oh dude Cause BJ Penn stomped A prime Shirk When Shirk was a demon He caught the fuck out of him When Shirk was a demon BJ Penn just beat him down That flying knee up against the cage

BJ Penn Shirk got in trouble too for PDs If you fuck with him If you could survive that first minute, that would be the first goal. Did you ever see? BJ in the beginning, back in the day. Oh, yeah.

Remember when he came out with Carl Uno? Dean Thomas fight? He just comes out and he fucking destroys. He just comes out and swings at you. You want to throw down in the beginning? Dude, did you ever see that? It was like when they first started doing the countdowns. They did a countdown on Sean Shirk.

I remember it changed the way I thought about training. It showed him with this weighted vest on. Oh, yeah. And he's climbing up stairs. Yeah. It's like he's doing it over and over. You're like, fuck, dude. Dude, his cardio was off the charts.

Off the charts. He missed the big paydays. He missed the Invisalign back then. He missed. Oh, you son of a bitch. He was like Joe Benavides. He was like Joe. Worst teeth in UFC history.

He was like Joe Benavides size, but he had like a Ken Shamrock body. He was so jacked. He was so good, too. He was so jacked. That whole squad, you're right, man. Yeah. Pat Milchick's team is amazing. You know what I would have given a million dollars to see?

You know what I would give a million dollars to see? A prime BJ Penn versus Khabib. Holy shit. Get Elon Musk on the case. I don't know that. I don't know that. Is BJ Penn's jujitsu effective against Khabib? You shut your mouth.

Hey, guys, wait. You shut your mouth. I will. Brian Cohen. Hey, guys, I will end you. Take it easy. Let me school you on BJ Penn. You worry about Corona.

BJ Penn won the Mundiales as a black belt three years into training. Do you understand that? Three years. you fuck. He's a genius. Shut your mouth. He beat Cabrinho. But Khabib. Bro, you don't understand.

But Khabib. Prime time, dude. I know, Baba. Can I say something? I love Khabib. I love him. I think he's amazing. He locks your legs up, Baba.

He locks your legs up. All I'm saying is, I would give a million dollars to see that fight. You do. I'm not saying I know who would win. Also, BJ, world class boxing, too, you fuck. You don't know who would win either, bitch. Look what he's doing here. Hey, guys.

Hard, though, when he locks up your fucking legs. Good luck taking prime BJ Penn down. Good luck. He bounces around like some sort of a fucking freak. Have you ever seen the takedown defense of prime BJ Penn? Hopping around on one leg with some dude trying to take him down. His flexibility is ridiculous.

Hey, you watch out because I don't like the way you're fucking getting all straight back because I'll meet you halfway and you know this. Or the Serpent

Brian. Listen, Matthews is one of the most freakishly strong guys that have ever competed in the welterweight division. He was freakishly

strong. He would get a hold of motherfuckers and his power, you would see it. Far boy. His wrestling, just farmer strength. Far boy freakishly strong. He would get a hold of motherfuckers and his power, you would see it. Far boy. His wrestling, just farmer strength.

Far boy, you fuck. Sure, sure, sure. When BJ Penn just fucking took his back and strangled him, I was like, holy shit. I thought BJ punched him in the face and knocked him out.

That was the second time he beat him. The first time he beat him, he took his back and strangled him. No, no, listen. I was like, holy shit. I hear you guys. You listen to me.

Primetime BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever walked the face of the earth. 100%. That's a fact. There was a few years in there, and most people don't maintain that kind of level for longer than a few years. He was so good. For primetime BJ Penn?

Dude, primetime BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. Yeah, there's no doubt, guys. Dude, this fight right here, look at this. 100%. Dude. I know. I know. He's one of the greatest. You know who people forget about, too? I don this fight right here, look at this. A hundred percent. Dude. I know. Hey, you know who people forget about, too? I don't mean to get off BJ.

All the time. You know who people forget about? Right here. Who was fun? Frank Trigg. You remember Frank Trigg? Look at this. This is the first time we tapped him.

Yeah. And the second time we knocked him out. Dude. No, no, no. There's no doubt, guys. BJ, and the second time we knocked him out, it was later into his career, man. It was later into his career. You know he fought Liotta Machida, too, right?

Sure, sure. On the rock? He ran right through Ludwig. Khabib beats him. Well, It was later into his career. You know he fought Leo Machida too, right? On the rock? He ran right through Ludwig. Khabib beats him. Well, he was too small for George. You know, the George fight was a mistake.

He's, look at him here. Compare his physique to George's. Dude, he went after. He went after GSP. He went after him. He tried. He's got bigger balls

than BJ. He's a badass. He's such a badass. A GSP. He still wants to fight. Look at him. Look at him. he'll fight at bars look at him giving

look at him giving look what he did to GSP they just showed our boy Santino on Dave BJ is a real legit street fighter yes

he's been fighting on the street his whole fucking life he's a street fighter who learned Jiu Jitsu bro you remember oh the Sean Shirk

the Sean Shirk the Sean Shirk the Sean Shirk one you remember when he was it Kenny Florian that he tapped and he wouldn't let go and licked the blood was that Kenny

or was that is that Kenny or was that Diego I thought that was Joe Stevenson no with Kenny he kind of went like this over him who did he fight

where they were opposing each other as coaches on the ultimate fighter BJ beat so many guys he also fought didn't he fight I thought it was right i feel like what there was one where he like didn't want to let you guys want to hear my bj pen store how i first uh sure met him dude johnny walker no no no interrupting here we're just watching this awesome i'm a when i was a blue belt

in brazilian jiu-jitsu under jean-jacques machado as a competitor i sucked i was terrible i wasn't that good i i was i was just too nervous and i was and scott redondo he was a blue belt also he was a good friend of mine in competition he just fucking won at blue belt he'd go out there like scott redondo got balls he goes out there and fucks everybody up i'm too scared but i'll go out there and maybe i Redondo got balls. He goes out there and fucks everybody up I'm too scared, but I'll go out there and maybe I'll sweep you I don't know but I was I never thought of myself as a fighter ever right so me doing jiu-jitsu I was like dude. I'll take fucking anything. You know what I mean people say you never won a championship I'm like dude. I never try to win no championship

I just got in here and had some fun and I'm out you know so some dudes like to go out But Scott Redondo was the man. So Joe Marrera back in the day, 1996, he was throwing all the, the only jujitsu tournament in LA. It was Joe Marrera. Every, it was all, and everybody was a fucking blue belt. There was no purple belts or brown belts. Everybody was a blue belt.

And when he threw a tournament down here in Irvine, people from San Francisco came down and BJ was training at Half down here in irvine people from san francisco came down and bj was training at half gracie in san francisco everybody was scared to go to half gracie school because you go to half gracie school if you tap he'll fucking punch you so you're not allowed to tap in half gracie school so we everybody everybody was scared of that school like how fuck you up if you tap so they came down dave camarillo dan camarillo they have two judo brothers they were black belts in judo and now they're blue belts in jujitsu they're coming down with bj pen i had no idea at this point i'm just at the tournament i'm thinking scott rodondo i already

lost and i'm just following scott rodondo he's about to uh do a tournament so he's fucking people up like he always does scott Rodon fuck everybody up and then on the other side of the bracket I was I noticed there was this kid this dude looked like he was 13 oh shit and he was fucking everybody up sorry this fight just got crazy okay I'll continue

he threw a flying knee to a punch yeah and came down with a punch did you notice Joe he has for us in his corner, Johnny Walker's that tri-star. That's a good move. That's a good move. That's a real good move.

A tall fella. What weight is this? He's a tall fella. 205. 205. He's 6'6". You don't even know how tall he is. 6'6"?

Yeah, he's a beast. But Krylov's no punk either, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, and Krylov's tight with his, his offense is tight. Everything is like real good, sharp technique, straight down the pipe. Krylov's been around. offense. It's tight. Everything is like real good, sharp technique, straight down the pipe. Krylov's been around.

And Johnny Walker coming off that KO loss to Corey Anderson, like you never know. Whenever a fighter gets KO'd, you never know. You have to see him fight. I became a grappler. Look at this. Look at this. Krylov's on the bottom here. Oh, shit. Walker's got crazy power, dude.

Crazy power Oh shit These are serious elbows Those are legal Those are legal He's making Krylov work baby He is But Krylov is not really a wrestler right

He's a karate guy I mean he can wrestle Oh that was He's a Russian karate guy He's gonna get back up Yeah yeah That's a takedown I'm pretty sure

He's gonna get back up That's a takedown alright That counts That counts He obviously has got MMA skills He submits guys I'm pretty sure. He's going to get back up. That's a takedown, right? That counts. He obviously has got MMA skills. He submits guys. But his original martial art, I believe, is karate.

He actually looks like the third Fedor, brother. It's pronounced karate. Okay. That's how my sensei would force us to say that. Otherwise, he would beat me with a green bamboo cane. Brendan, do you remember when this guy was fighting heavyweight? Yes. Everybody's like, man, he's not cutting anyway i know i know i mean he could and he wasn't bad there no he was just undersized and the powered engines like

somebody this is a tough this is a tough fight for johnny walker it's not like an easy one he is ranked 10th oh he's me oh shit i didn't do that it's just a little ice no it's just johnny walker is racially ambiguous. I'll take credit. Brazilian. I bet his mom is straight. Brazilian dad's black. I'd love to have a little Brazilian, a little Samoan in me.

God damn it. Maybe a little black as well. How do you make that happen, plain boy? I think you would do well with a little bit of Japanese. If you had 10% Japanese. No, no, no. You'd be more interesting. You'd look sweet.

I want some Islander. I want some African. Yeah, you'd look sweet. I want African Islander and Brazilian. You could claim samurai blood, shit like that. What if you could inject new genes into your... I'd do it. Within seven years, you start turning into another race.

I'd do it. That would 100% happen. If we could all do that. That's crisper. Hey, Brian, are you trying to babysit? Are you babysitting? I want to be Mexican. Are you babysitting?

What? What are you doing with your drink? Dude, come on. Take it easy. You haven't had a sip? I know. I had a lot of whiskey. I had a lot of that wonderful.

Dude, we have a whiskey for you. Oh, dude. Mock your dick in the dirt. It all tastes like shit. You guys are crazy. No. I like it. You know what I like?

I like Buffalo Trace. I like Jack Daniels. I like Gentleman Jack. You've not had this whiskey. It's because you're a goddamn American. It's $1,000. We have some Japanese shit that will knock your dick in the dirt. My favorite was Buffalo Trace because it was made in 1770.

Me too, dude. It's tough to beat Buffalo Trace. But that Bushida? That Bushida. That Bushida? What is it called? Nomura. It's called Mayos.

Nomura. Save all that shit. Buffalo Trace, they were making it. No, I'm telling you. Buffalo Trace is in my veins. The 1700s. The wagons. I fuck with Buffalo Trace.

They know it. I love them. I love Buffalo. It's my number one. We'll bring you a bottle of this 23-year-old whiskey. It's the best whiskey I've ever had. Oh, Johnny Walker just hit him in a big right hand. There's no way this thing's going to all through.

Hey, Brendan. This is a wild ass fight. Johnny Walker seems to have his chin a little bit. That's, yes, Jamie. That's it. That's it. His hands are not, his hands aren't single grain. They sent me nine bottles.

They sent me nine bottles. That shit's the best whiskey I've ever had in my life. Oh! Kailoff heard him. Yeah, he did. They sent me nine bottles. That shit's the best whiskey I've ever had in my life. Oh! Kailoff heard him. Yeah, he did. Oh! He heard him. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, good uppercut. His hands are not up. His hands are not up. Brian, you should coach him. You should coach him. He fights with his hands down. Yeah, you should call him and tell him you'll coach him. No, no, no.

You know what? They should fire Firas and put you in there, B. Good point. Good point, guys. Good point. No respect, Callan. They give you no respect. I know, man. And I train. Good point. Good point. Good point. No respect, Callan. They give you no respect. I know, man.

And I train. He's a calm person. Everything you're saying is perfect. My life is training, you guys. He needs a muse. He doesn't need a trainer. He needs a muse. Did you make that shirt?

The beast is within him. I know, dude, but when I trained karate and kung fu, we always kept our hands up. I train. Jamie, do you have a towel or something?

Just so it doesn't spread. I train. Period. Sorry, dude. Please, we need a shirt that says i train period that's perfect for him i think those shirts exist already i train yeah yeah there's probably like a pit bull on or something for sure no pit bull or some or some crossfit you're right they for real train like dogs like i train dog no no like i train bro. No, no. Like I train, bro. Cal needs one that says like I'm your master or some shit like that. Do you know how many guys I've asked that when I look at them?

Look at this man. But I know you train though. Krylov, the good top controller here. I don't need you to wear a shirt. I already know. You know I train. I could tell by the cuts. Bro, do you train?

Krylov is on top here. Look at this, boys. I know you train, dude. Krylov's winning this fight, boys. Look at this. Good control. I called it. I got three grand on this fight.

You got $3,000 on this fight? Oh, Brian paid me, by the way. No. He paid me for the Oremaro fight. You spotted me. Okay, how much do I owe you? $3,000. That's ridiculous.

You know what, though? So stupid. Hey, what the fuck are you thinking? You better get Stylebender, dude. No, I'm never digging. I told Stylebender I'll give him $1,500 of that. Listen, I love Stylebender. No, you bet against him.

You said, I don't like that guy. I'm taking you out. No, I never said that. Get off your ass nuts. I love Stylebender. You bet against him. You said, I don't like that guy. I'm taking you out. Get off Yoel's nuts. Papa Lost came with a horrible game plan. Let me stress this because I can't stress this enough. 99.999% of the population would have got lulled or lured into a trap by Yoel in that fight.

That's how good Stylebender is. Give him a little respect. Yeah, and there was a lot of people that were saying that he didn't punch him much didn't strike much how about the kicks i think the kids he fucked his leg up with kicks for sure but i think that's the one of the only ways you're gonna beat that guy also why would you risk everything you're the champ you're the number one middleweight in the world why would you risk everything and and play to his game well it's also look how it worked out for whitaker in the second correct in the second fight Whitaker got hit with some big bombs Or anyone survived because he's tough as fuck

But there's a lot of people that would have gone night-night when yo I'll hit him with those big balls. Oh, dude Oh, they did didn't they announce Whitaker till where I know Corona's fucking matchups pretty sure they Did till I believe is a motherfucking fight. That's a motherfucker Of a fight Dude let's say Till gets by that Till Stylebender For a while Till Stylebender That would be crazy

Dude Till Stylebender You don't know who Till is Darren Till Come on brother Darren Till's a beast I like him

I like him better At 85 too Well not his debut But his coming out Party was against He's so big He should have been At 85 a long time ago.

He's so huge. He weighed 201 or 203 pounds when he stepped into the octagon with Cowboy. Nick Nance, the guerrilla, son. UFC Dublin. Liverpool's finest. So when is UFC Dublin? Oh, who knows? Saturday, August 15th.

Oh, that'll happen. Hopefully there'll be a world by then. Who did Till fight last? He fought Stalvan and got knocked out. What? Darren Till. Oh, I'm sorryalvan and got knocked out. What? Darren Till. Oh, I'm sorry. Till.

He won last fight, right? Yeah, he beat Kelvin. Yeah, he beat Kelvin Gaslam. Good fight. Great fight. Tough fight. You get by Kelvin, you deserve a title shot. Kelvin's dangerous, man.

Kelvin's dangerous. He's got some of the best hands in the fucking sport. And just toughness and wrestling and cardio. He's good. He's got sneaky hands. Like sneaky. That left hand that he hit Bisping with.

Remember that? Oh, it's got. God damn it. Also, you know, a lot of people think, you know, most people weren't satisfied

with Yoel against Stylebender, but at least, like for me anyways, I never really, I didn't know how good Style Bender is. His footwork and his fainting and his faking and the way he moves. Even though there wasn't that much action, I was a little bit into his movement.

I'm thinking, God damn. I didn't realize he was six foot four. Holy shit. He's very long. He's long, tall, and he moves like he's 115 pounds. Everything he does, every movement is like a Terminator, like the perfectly crafted machine. He also believes he belongs there. 6'4"?

I couldn't agree more. 6'4", and he moves like perfection. I describe him as the most sophisticated striker dude we've ever seen he's like a more than more than anderson people compare him to anderson but but at the same time he's just a level up he learned at the same time you look at your well in the same goddamn finding a whole different robot. His robot is like, he will jump at you with the ultimate fury, fucking with some lightning, and take you down and crush you all within a second. You know what I mean? If you play that game.

It was two different robots. He mentioned being a doctor that was examining him. And being like, what the fuck? You know what I mean? He didn't do that much either. Hey, but not knowing who he is but when he did it was scary

who the fuck is this guy what did you send me he's the second best middleweight in the world he sent me the craziest athlete

I've ever examined when he would explode everybody's like what the fuck he just went he is so what and he's so good

at wrestling and that's the one thing that you rarely see from him. I was just pointing his camp. I was just pointing his team in the third and fourth, fifth. How come no one was like, dude, our game plan's not working. He's too smart for this.

Let's start taking some chances. Last time you were getting a title shot. He could take him down. If anybody could hold down Stylebender, it would be a guy named UL. It's not what he does, though. Exactly. Ever. For you to be able to.

It's crazy. stylebender's not easy to take down you could tell right away he did take him down though twice yeah

but he pops up I think he could have held him down yeah right he would have if he could have

the only way you think he would take him down and let him up on purpose the only way you're gonna the only person

that's gonna take him down at that weight class on purpose? The only way you're gonna The only person that's gonna The only person that's gonna take him down at that weight class and do what you think he could do is someone who's doing it all the goddamn time

and is known for it. You gotta be a fucking professional. Like Khabib, he's known for that. That's what he does. But Yoel just stands up. Yoel, two-time world champion.

Not an MMA dog, Brian. But an MMA That's not his MO. No, no, an MMA he likes fucking people up on his feet. He's not trying to take nobody down. He wants to fucking just explode.

Do you know what I think it is? Cardio? I think he wanted to be able to beat Stylebender at his own grand. Well, Brian, do you know that he comes from a family of boxers? Yes, I do. His uncle and his dad. Yeah, they were really good boxers. I also think it's here for him because he doesn't want to gas out.

I think he's very worried about gasing out. Look at this. He's going for a heel hook. Check this out. Look at this. Look at this. Boom. He's got him in a fucking heel hook He's going for a heel hook. Check this out. Look at this. Look at this. Boom. He's got him in a fucking heel hook.

Lost it. Johnny Walker's really losing this fight, by the way. Oh, that's bad. That's bad. Now, now. It's a different time. Kraloff. Is he tired?

Yeah, he's tired. He's going to get head kicked. Oh, shit. Oh, another leg lock. See if he gets a knee bar here. He's got to go for a knee bar. Oh, shit. What is he doing?

Dude, five months ago, we were saying Johnny Walker's the guy To beat Jon Jones Yeah well he still Is dangerous as fuck I don't like This is This is a tough match For him coming off

Of a KO Oh nice knee to the body How is that other guy Gonna win the fight The other guy's exhausted But it's ending like If it's ending like this I don't care

Is this the last It doesn't matter What you did He's been on top Of the whole fight It doesn't even matter Eddie that's not how we score the fight. I know, I know you're right.

But that's where the flaw is right there because you cannot win the motherfucking fight if you're getting, if the end of the fight looked like that and you say, I won. But if you're winning for four minutes and 30 seconds and the last 30, you get rolled? You're right. Transition? You're right. You can't give the guy the round.

No, no, no. You're right. That's how the sport is. That's our sport. Yeah, but that's where pride got it down the best. I agree. And how are they doing? How are they doing? Hey, listen, they got some problems, but they're coming back.

They're coming back. Seriously. UFC said, cool story. Get the fuck out of here. We'll buy you guys. No, we're going to leave it open. Sight. Close up shop. Give us all

your talent. Okay, so that means they go down financially and that means they didn't all their theories and ideas are shit? Is that what that means? I mean, they could have took some good ideas from them. Oh. There are some good ideas. That's what I'm talking about. We keep talking over each other. Are we going to see

Stylebender John Jones? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think one day. Two years. How crazy would that be? talking over each other. Are we going to see stylebender Jon Jones? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think one day. I think it's going to happen. Two years. I think one day. How crazy would that be? Because you need Jon to move up. Oh, that was the second round, guys.

This is one more round. Yeah, this is the third round. Johnny Walker's down two rounds. Okay. It looks like Johnny Walker should keep it on his hands, brother. Keep it on his feet, I mean. Johnny Walker

challenging the Billie Eilish freakish power. I'm talking to his corner. Keep him on his feet. Keep him on his feet. Oh, you're talking on the phone? You're talking to Johnny Walkerish power. I'm talking to his corner. Keep him on his feet. Keep him on his feet. Oh, you're talking on the phone? You're talking to Johnny Walker's corner? No, to Krylov.

You're rooting for Krylov? Well, he's one of my pro- Krylov's bodied up too, man. Yeah, he's bodied up. We trained together. Oh! Oh, nice front kick. Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God. This shit is wild. I said not to wrestle. What did I just say? He keeps trying to get him down. I said not to wrestle. Why does he want to get him down? Punch him in the face.

Because he sucks on the ground, dude. He sucks on the ground. But he just was on top. Johnny Walker sucks on the ground? He keeps trying to get him down. I said not to wrestle. Why does he want to get him down? Punch him in the face. Because he sucks on the ground, dude. He sucks on the ground. But he just was on top. Johnny Walker sucks on the ground? He's not great. He's Brazilian. Isn't that a bummer? Oh, look at this.

There's no way. Oh, but look at this. Look at this. He got 100%. I told you. 100%. I told you not to do that. Oh, you fucked up, son.

Let me talk to this corner again. 100% to the mouth. Hey, tell him to get up. With a guillotine. Tell him to stand up. He's being. That's 100% right there. Oh, now he lost it. Tell him to watch out for that. He doesn't have it. He ended up in the half guard. But at least he's on top, though, tell him to get up. With a guillotine. Tell him to stand up. That's 100% right there. Oh, now he lost it.

Tell him to watch out for that. He doesn't have it. He ended up in the half guard. But at least he's on top, though, so he did win. Okay, tell him he's on top. That was the thing. He was able to stay on top at the beginning. He could have took his back, though.

Oh, sweep. Tell him to sweep him. Yeah, tell him to sweep him here. Brian, this gag is not working. All right. It didn't work from the jump. Hey, you got to read the room, dude. Got to read the room?

Read the room. Sorry, guys. I get so involved in fighting. It's my life. Dude, I just saw a bug fly across the screen. I panicked. So the fuck did I? A Corona bug.

A big bird? Dude, a Corona fly? A big ass bug. Oh, Mounta. Oh, dude. Krylov's in trouble. Come on. Pop up.

Pop up. Pop up. Do you remember back in the day when Hoist fought Remco Pardue? Oh, shit. Dude. Dude. These guys are shit. Dude. Dude. Oh, shit. These guys are tired.

Russian coming back. These guys are tired. Do you guys remember when Hoist fought and he mounted someone? No, no, no. Marco Huas. Arm triangle. Marco Huas fought. Look at this arm triangle.

Look at this. Look at this right here. Oh, beautiful. Oh, he had it. He had it. Somebody fought Remco Pardew way back in the day, and when he mounted him, Remco tapped out because we thought once someone got the mount, that was it. Yeah. Remco Pardew way back in the day, and when he mounted him, Remco tapped out because we thought once someone got the mount, that was it. Yeah, Remco Pardew.

Did you remember Marco Ruas? Yeah, he tapped as soon as Marco got to mount. Where now guys are so good off defense for mount. They're so good. How crazy is that? The post-fight interview was like, you know, he mounted you. That was nothing you were going to do. Everybody knows when Brazilians mount, it's over. and we were all like we all agreed with them like

you know what nobody questioned that like what a smart motherfucker we're like dude you're although if crone grabs you you're probably you're probably i missed the marco hua era like like calling fights live i didn't get a chance to see him. Oh, you were after that. I wasn't hitting the Paul Varlins fight. Dude, I remember training jiu-jitsu and watching the UFC. I'm doing jiu-jitsu for a year, a year and a half, and all my friends, they're afraid to do it. They won't do it.

I'm trying to drag them, but they won't do it. We're watching the UFC, and I forget who it was, but he was a taekwondo guy who had been doing jiu-jitsu for six months, and they said that. He was about to fight. I forget who it was, but he was a Taekwondo guy who had been doing Jiu Jitsu for six months. And they said that, like he was about to fight, I forget his name. Cal Worsham. Can you remember Cal Worsham?

He had been, he was a Taekwondo black belt, had a bunch of schools and he had been doing Jiu Jitsu for six months. And I remember telling the whole party, I said, Jiu Jitsu, he's been doing Jiu Jitsu for six months.

Like it was a long time. Like it was a very long time. I'm like, he's going to foriu Jitsu for six months like it was a long time like it was a very long time I'm like he's going to for sure look at this I thought for sure he was going to arm bar this guy and the whole time dude Krylov is good top control had a brief conversation with your boy

the whole time what? you stopped talking I realized it was going nowhere I fucking appreciate that with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who? with who?

with who? with who? We're talking a little bit. Then I go like this. He goes, yeah, I'm looking to fight pretty soon. I go, cool, man. You do fight or don't fight. You have nothing to prove. Then he goes, yeah, I do. I have a lot to prove. Especially in MMA.

I was like, yeah, yeah, I know. It's so awkward. I was so awkward. I was like, did you skirt off? I go, yeah. I'm saying if you want to prove something, you're a master. What are you doing? It's like, oh, fuck, I got to get out of here.

I was over there yesterday. Was it yesterday or Thursday I was over there? That's why I called you. Oh, really? Yeah. Dude, did you ever see Gary Tonin versus Krohn? No. In jiu-jitsu.

Hell yeah, I was there live. That's right. It was in Beijing. Who won that one? Before Krohn. Krohn did. Krohn did in the last moments of the match. He's such a master, man.

Did he get his back or did he get a guillotine? We shook hands and I go, sorry, man, Corona. As far as I can remember off the top of my head, I did smoke a lot of weed. Gary was all over Crone and it was less than a minute and Krohn turned it around somehow. It's fantastic. And then choked out Gary Tone. Did he get his back? He got his back.

It was one of the craziest matches ever because it looked like Gary Tone was beating Krohn Gracie and everyone was like, what? Have you had Krohn on here? Yeah. Yeah.

I love Krohn. I'm a fan of his. I fucking love Krohn. His jiu-jitsu is off the hook, man. He's a master. Yeah, itrohn. I'm a fan of his. I fucking love Krohn. His jiu-jitsu's off the hook, man. He's a master. Yeah, it's beautiful. Great guy. Yeah, so nobody really knew Gary Tonin back then,

and all of a sudden, this fucking guy's bringing real heat on Krohn, and it looks like it's over, and something happened where, God, I forget, man. Hickson's in his corner. He's just, oh, noickson's in his corner. He's just... Oh, no, that was a different match. When Krohn went against Octavio Souza from Gracie Baja,

Octavio was playing, you know, the game. Everyone's playing the game. Stay on the outside. It's Krohn. Krohn's gonna fuck you up. You try to take him down. He wants you in his guard.

Krohn is one of the rare black belts that is really dangerous from full guard. He fucked, he tapped out JT Torres off his back in full guard with an armbar. I mean, Krohn is, Krohn and Roger Gracie

are two of the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legends that are known for attacking from full guard. Not too many motherfuckers attack from full guard. Basic ass shit. This is super basic. But Krohn get you in that super basic shit or Roger Gracey

get you in that super basic shit, close guard, you're in trouble. So anyway, so Gary Tonin was all over him. We gotta talk about that too.

Gary Tonin was all over him. Everyone's, we're in Beijing. Dude, seriously. There was 14 people in the audience in Beijing. It was like that. Why? There's 14 more than this audience. Why? Exactly. Why only 14, Eddie? Dude, seriously, there was 14 people in the audience in Beijing. It was like that.

That's 14 more than this audience. Why? Exactly. Why only 14, Eddie? Dude, I don't know. They just went out for it. They had their own corona. They probably had some swine shit.

They had their own corona going on. They always got some shit. We don't know about it, but they always got some. Dude, do you think the government is not privy to the fact that you can control the masses with some disease shit. We went from jujitsu to the government. Damn it, Brendan. Brendan, you made him take a turn. I just said they eat bats.

Did you see the bats? There was nobody there. There was nobody there. He won for sure. Krylov won. There was nobody there. It was Abu Dhabi in Beijing. There was 13 people in the audience.

That's so weird. Dude, they didn't give a. Your boy. No, but there was 13 people in the audience. That's so weird. Dude, they didn't give a shit out there. No. But Gary Tonin was all over Krone, and then at the very end, dude, it was the craziest comeback ever. People were like, holy shit, who's this Gary Tonin guy? He's all over Krone. Where's Gary Tonin from?

He's a shapeshifter. New Jersey? He's a Jersey guy? Yeah. And he started with Homeboy at Hen uh henzo's right donahue wasn't he a donahue product he was originally he because all those monsters no no he's got he's under dana her now but originally he was like in a henzo affiliate in jersey or something but uh yeah then that was that was when people first found out about gary tonin right there he

was still a brown belt, I think. Maybe he just got his black belt or something. But nobody knew who the fuck he was. But right there from that fight, boom. Game on. And then he did EBI. And then he won five EBI titles. Kenny Florian was saying Ryan Hall trains with him at his gym in Santa Monica. What's his gym called, B?

You go there. Which one? Kenny Florian's. Meraki. My son trains there. Yeah gym In Santa Monica What's his gym called B you go there Which one Kenny Florian's Meraki My son trains there Yeah in Santa Monica And he says Ryan You know he trains

Ryan Hall And he's like The shit he does On the ground He says it's like Fighting water Who He goes I may as well

Run with water And you know Ryan Hall just got Paired up He just got a big fight Finally Someone was like Yeah I'll fight

That fucking guy What's his name Big fight Big fight for Ryan Hall Bring that shit up God damn it I forget who it is too He gets you infected Be with it finally someone was like, yeah, I'll fight that fucking guy. What's his name? Big fight. Big fight for Reinhold. Bring that shit up, JD. God damn it, I forget who it is too. He gets you infected, be with it. I would have remembered it.

We all have Corona, dude. You got me. You got CT now, enjoy that. Shit. Yeah, you got Brendan Schaub CT. Shit. Who's he fight? Ricardo Lamas.

Ooh, Ricardo Lamas is a good fight. Reinhold's a motherfucker. Reinhold's is like, he took the same journey that Fabrizio Verdum took and like when Fabrizio came out

Brazilian black belt world champion everybody in the jujitsu world knew that Fabrizio was the fucking

the highest level you can get in jujitsu but in the beginning in MMA he was out there doing the little hoist shit

but he started with Crow Cup. He was his grappling coach. He tried. Yes, yes. But when you look at his actual fights, his stand-up is not good. In his early fights, he's clearly not a striker. So he went through a lot of growing pains when a lot of jiu-jitsu instructors at that point would go, you know what?

Fuck, taking dudes down is really hard, and I don't have that much time. Let me just stick to fucking teaching. I'm fine. But Fabrizio just kept on. He wasn't a striker. He was a geek guy. He was a geek guy, and he came on,

and then all of a sudden, he started fucking knocking dudes out, and all of a sudden, he stuck it out out and then he became a very respected striker and then he became a champion and that it took a lot. Not just a champion. You want to talk about a list of accomplishments. Same thing with Ryan Hall. He's tapped out everyone great.

For Doom's top three heavyweights of all time. A hundred percent. Argument for number one. A hundred percent. Remember, remember, it wasn't like the actual accomplishments. But nobody tapped out Fedor and Kane. Are you fucking kidding me? Hey, Fedor when it was Fedor. You went for number one. But remember, if you wasn't like the actual accomplishments, but nobody thought that. Fedor and Kane? Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey, Fedor when it was Fedor. And Kane when it was Kane. What, triangle? Yeah. What? Beat the fuck out of Kane? My point is people forget about the timeline. The timeline.

There was a time, if you remember, where he was just like, he's a heavyweight, no big deal. Fabrizio Verdum was no big deal. His striking didn't look good But then Slow He stuck it out

For like 6-7 years That was a long Period of time He stuck it out That's a Ryan Hall That's what I'm getting to Ryan Hall He got in

He's known as One of the best Jiu Jitsu players But he gets into MMA He's just like You know In the background But Ryan Hall

Rolls for your legs He stuck it No background. But Ryan Hall rolls for your legs. He's stuck in. Only, right? No, no, but not only he rolls for your fucking legs. Off the bat. He's a good striker. This is a frustrating conversation, guys. One person has to talk at a time.

He's a good, what I'm saying is, Ryan Hall is a, he went through the exact same thing Fabrizio Verdum went through. He stuck it out, and now, if you look at his striking, people are afraid to throw down with him because he's going to take you down if you get in close. So his striking, he's long. He throws high kicks.

He's got great footwork. He's got the striking to make his jiu-jitsu work. That's what I'm saying. He's smart. I've not seen a lot of striking out of him. I've seen him. No, me neither. I've seen him roll and Bilal Muhammad.

He throws head kicks all the time, dude. And Lyman Good. Because he don't care if you take him down. Woo, that's a dangerous fight. Who's this? I wish that was on the 18th. Bilal Muhammad and Lyman Good. That's on that Tony Furr-Khabib fight.

Woo, that's a good one. That's a barn burner. That's one of those ones You go Holy shit That could be wild If Tony and Khabib don't Who's more bodied up Than that Lyman fella My word

First team First team You guys are married You guys are married He's so jacked What weight is he at 170 But he ain't 170

He's 170 For about 38 seconds Jamie bring him up Let me get him Let me get him a look He's a big fella Dude Kevin Lee at TriStar I love it man

Yeah Now What do we know about He missed weight And then he came back And made it Let me give him a look. He's a big fella. Dude, Kevin Lee at TriStar. I love it, man. Yeah. Now, what do we know about he missed weight and then he came back and made it? Is that what we're hearing? I heard he made it. Is that right, Jamie? That he originally missed it and then he made it, but then no one was in attendance. Yeah, but does that count? I don't know.

Does that count? I don't know what the final vote was. Who was that guy right there? Who was that guy? That was when he fought Gregor Gillespie. Who's a motherfucker? Gregor Gillespie was a fucking beast and who was undefeated at the time. He still is a monster.

That's why I'm good. Son, what are you talking about? Why is he on the cover of Brazilian Men's Fitness or whatever the fuck it is? He's uber jacked. Well, he's American. He's Jersey. That's right. He's Jersey. That's right. He's Jersey. Is that Ronaldo with a beard? He totally looks like he could sound like Renato.

Renato Oranje. Like, he put his words. Don't bring that guy up here. easily be a Brazilian star. Look how good looking that dude is. I'll never be happy if I don't look like that. You will. You'll never be happy.

I like that picture right there. That picture's, you know what? Him and Luke Rockhold. I like that picture. One of them's bad. I like it. Can you imagine if you were a rich billionaire, how much you'd pay for gay porn between those two fellas?

$1,500 easy. $1,500. Cash, though. Cash. $1,500. Cash, cash, cash. Right there? No, no, no, no.

It's going to cost a lot more than that. No, no, no, no, no. Not for Wes Wexner. That kid's jacked. He's a jacked kid. That's no joke. What was the other thing I was going to say? He's made a fucking mess

Oh the Did Kevin Lee make weight Oh yeah Or did he miss it If he missed it It's a fuck Bilal Muhammad is a tough motherfucker too It's a tough fight

And Bilal's got a lot of experience Yeah it's a very tough fight You know he's a seasoned fighter now He's a dangerous guy That's a great fight Great fight It's a really good fight Fight of the night written all over it

Do you know who this Who Hanata Moikano's fighting Do you know the gentleman? No. I don't know this guy. God, there's so many fighters now. Do you know the UFC? How many fighters does the UFC have under contract?

It used to be 300 when I was fighting. Someone told me it was 500 now. Demir Hadzovic. Demir Hadzovic. That's a fucking great name. That's like a... Sounds like a bad guy in Bond. Yeah.

Well, some Russian Bond. Yeah. Well, some... Yeah, some Russian assassin. Yeah. Moikano's a beast, man. You know, he fell off track a little bit. Aldo got him. Damn, we're not shooting our final episode. Somebody else got him, too.

He had some tough fights. Oh, your shit just got canceled because of Corona? Yeah, my TV show. If this fucks up American Idol live... Your show got canceled for real? Because of Corona? Yep, dude. Netflix, everything's down. One more episode. Everything's down, though. One more episode. My TV show. If this fucks up American Idol live. Your show got canceled for real? Because of Corona? Yep, dude.

One more episode. Everything's down, though. One more episode. Movies like Netflix stopped shooting Stranger Things 3. Why do you stop shooting? There's only a few people on set. Oh, no. There's a shitload of people on set. How crazy is that?

I don't know what to say. That's crazy. The average age is 80. But, Eddie, the thing is they're responsible if someone in your family is old and you give them to them. You don't want to get sued. No, not sued, Eddie. They don't want people to die.

If your grandpa lives with you or your dad lives with you or you're in contact with them on a daily basis and you get it from the set, but your immune system can't handle it, and then all of a sudden grandpa dies 20 years young. Problems. That's real. Grandpa? Yes, your grandpa. Your 70-year-old grandpa who might live to 90.

My dad's talking about grandma. Why not grandma? It's apparently killing 50% more men than it is women. It's more of a problem with men than it is women for some reason. Grandma's cool? No, but grandma was next. I was going to say. Grandpa.

If you got a grandpa, you better get him toilet paper now. Anybody with a weak immune system, though. Yeah, dude. Especially male. People with a weak immune system, though. Yeah, dude. Especially male. People with high blood pressure. Well, it's like your resistance to any kind of disease. The thing that they're saying that's really good for this is good for everything. Be fit.

Get yourself in shape. Get your body in shape. It's a defense mechanism that you can actually build up yourself. Hey, B, so with your show, so it's like obviously it's not going to come out in sequence. I know, but what do they do? Sorry. We already shot the finale, actually. Oh, so they'll air that this week.

Oh, word. Sort of. You shot them out of order. Yeah, but we kind of needed that. Do you still get paid? Nope. Because you know the NBA, MLB, they're not getting paid with the soft time. No, they got to pay them. They got families. Well I don't get paid. I've lost a lot of money. No, they've got to pay them. They've got families. Well, they should be all right.

I've lost a lot of money. We all have. Just off this one episode? Yeah, and also if they cancel my road gigs, which I hope they don't. Are they going to ban? That's all coming, so. Are they going to ban Old Foal Toast? But you already scheduled.

You're going to get that money back. You know, I saw the most outrageous article. I need to find out if this is true so jamie help me out here they were saying that amazon not amazon whole foods was asking their employees to donate their sick time to other people who might need it if they get the coronavirus hell yeah so instead just stop and think about that instead of saying hey you work for us we got you we'll take care of you we know this is crazy times fortunately we have a lot of money And we care about you deeply It's like no no no You guys need to get your money together

And take care of your little problem Because we're over here making the most We're making most of the money Hey Whole Foods got some good cheese dude They got a lot of cheese This is why it's a bad look I don't know who makes that decision But I know who should definitely

Never let that decision get out there It's Jeff Bezos. For real? Because he's the richest man on earth. So if he's the richest man in the world. Let him have his money. If he's the richest man on earth and he knows about that and he's like, sounds good to me. That's fucking crazy.

You know what? The guy works hard. He's got Whole Foods. He's got the Washington Post. How about he got a divorce and his wife, was she the richest female in the world now? Off the divorce? Yeah, listen. Here we go.

Have respect. Look at this. The CEO reportedly recommends that employees donate to PTO. Paid time off. Paid time off to another amidst the coronavirus pandemic. Look at that. Dude, they're going after him for some reason. He fucked up.

He fucked up. Might be his bad team. You know what? They are going after him. And he knows it's possible, too, that he actually did. He might be a dick. He might be a dick fucked up. Might be his bad team. They are going after him. Eddie Knowles is possible too that he actually did steal out of this idea. He might be a dick.

No, no, no, no. They're turning on him. Come on, man. That's fucking Bezos. The guy has $5 trillion. Why do you even think that Bezos has anything to do with this? He didn't even get to Bezos.

He's like, why is he turning on him? He's protected. He's protected. He made a deal with the CIA. CIA? You don't think so? You don't think so you don't think so don't you think there's an agency you don't know about jesus christ he's supposed to be protected and they're fucking smearing him he fucked up he fucked somebody die am i right eddie something

happened because he was protected okay he was protected and now they're throwing him under the bus he hit on somebody's wife. Hey, you know who's next to get murdered? Like your boy who supposedly committed suicide. Harvey Weinstein? Yeah, but your boy Harvey Weinstein is going to go any day now. You think so? They're going to murder him.

He has too much beef or too much bad shit. How about he's the celebrity to the celebrities? How about that? Weinstein is a thousand times bigger and more powerful than Brad Pitt. He could make or break your career with a phone call. I'd suck his dick. Nobody knows who he is, but every celebrity knows who he is and they worship him.

Everybody knew who he was too, though. And they're friends with him, though. They would say his name when they went to accept his speeches. They would thank him. My point is, they got him. He's going to die. He got himself. Nobody's going to die. He got himself. Nobody's immune.

He got himself. In Hollywood. In Hollywood, nobody's immune. He got himself because he was a piece of shit. They're going to start going down one by one. Watch. Not Tom Hanks. Watch.

That was the first one. They got the kingpin, and now everybody else is going to be easy. He'd be behaving that way for 25 years. Not Tom Hanks, Eddie. No, not him. He did big. He's fine. What you're seeing is king behavior, right?

When you hear about mad kings, when you hear about mad kings, when you hear about people that are in these gigantic positions of power and they act like savages and yell at people and off with their head and all that kind of shit, that's king behavior. He's not the only one, though. When you think of assassinations at kings, what do you think of? You think of off with their head. Cut his fucking head off. The Punisher. But this is what happens when someone gains absolute power.

What is that old expression? Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It's just like you can't have- Yeah, but Harvey Weinstein was a piece of shit also. Yeah, but Brian, that's also part of why he was a piece of shit. Yeah, that's why he was a piece of shit. Part of why he was a piece of shit was because he was in this incredible position of power, and he recognized that that was the way that he could act out this power, was to have immense

amounts of influence on people, and then he can get away with all kinds of crazy shit, and he could be the guy that was untouchable. Oh, shit. It's over, kid. Look at Moikano. Oh, it's over. Moikano's under the chin. Oh, my goodness.

Moikano's such a monster. Oh, tap! Who's the white guy? In 45 seconds. Who's the guy you got? In 45 seconds. The Russian assassin guy from the Bond movie. I think he a monster. Oh, tap! Who's the white guy he tapped? In 45 seconds. Who's the guy he got? In 45 seconds. The Russian assassin guy from the Bond movie. I think he's from the what movie?

Oh, look at McConnell talking shit. He's still talking shit to him after he tapped him out. McConnell's filled with a ton of anger, dude. He's a bad motherfucker, dude. He's a bad motherfucker. I mean, he got stopped by Aldo, but Aldo hit him with a perfect liver shot, man. Remember that? Yeah.

He hurt him. He was on a rampage for a while there. He's claiming he eye-poked him. That's why he fucked him up. Oh, come on. That's what he's claiming. He'll get choked out from an eye-poke. Exactly.

Why else would he be talking shit after he got choked out? Well, I think McConnell started talking shit to him. No, no, no, no, no. Maybe he was trying to get out. He stuck him in the eye and we didn't see it. He's saying, you got me in the eye, fool. Who's McConnell talking to right now? There's no crowd.

He's like, are you not entertained? There's no one here. So let's see what happens. Let's see if you can see him poke him in the eye or something, if it's bullshit. No, before that. Oh, before that? He's saying that's why he got his back. I read his lips.

That makes sense. Well, what's going on there? Get your ass out of my face. He might have been trying to jam him in the eye, dude. It's hard to tell. But once you're in the back, it's over. No, there's no problem with that. Look, he's talking shit.

McConnell's the one who started talking shit when he got up. Well, it looked like the cameraman didn't get the opportune position to catch that. Yeah, McConnell, 45-second rare naked choke? I mean, how hard that is to do to a professional fighter he's a beast monster he's a guy that's always been kind of on the cusp right i know he's right there there's a lot but listen there's a lot a lot of mma fighters that don't train correctly on the ground oh yeah there's a lot there there's a large percentage that really don't even work on the ground too much. They're like, show me how to get out.

I know, a world-class guy doesn't do it. This guy showed me how to get out of a rear naked choke once. He's a fucking champion. And he showed me, and I know, and then I'm going to fight, and I'm going to revert back to what he showed me. There's a lot of dudes like that out there. They don't realize the only way to know what the fuck you're doing on the ground is by training

on a regular basis multiple times a week consistently for years. That's how you know. That's how you know. Kevin Lee was not allowed by the doctor to continue cutting weight. It's up to Charles so he missed it.

Is he fighting? Yeah, he's fighting. That's up to Charles to deliver it. Oh, so he missed it. Oh. Is he fighting? Is he fighting? Yeah. Yeah, he's fighting. That's all I care about. It's not like Lee isn't in physical condition to fight,

but it would be impossible to cut two and a half pounds in one hour. So did he give up money? C-A-B-B-M-M-A said. Still according to the Brazilian Commission. Lee managed to only cut

.5 pounds. That's a hell of a weight cut. I think we should have Brian reading this. So he was two pounds over. With a marble mouth there. No problem. Well, I like to skim past all of it. I see the good stuff.

I'm like, what is Brennan saying? Oh, yeah, you can't see it. You can't see it. Listen, I read. You boys can't see it. I read at a third grade level. Can you? I admit that.

I thought you guys can't see that part. I admit that. I read at a third grade level. I do. A third grade level? Are you dyslexic? I've thought you guys can't see that part. I admit that. I read at a third grade level. I do. A third grade level? Are you dyslexic? I've read three books my whole life.

That's a bummer. I admit that. They're going to use that clip for sure. Are you dyslexic? I admit that. Are you dyslexic? I used to make up

when we had book reports. When we had book reports, I would just make up my own story. I'd go up and I'd just make up my own fucking story. Are you dyslexic? Do you have trouble?

I'm like, how? Dude, I was getting C's, motherfucker. I was getting c's motherfucker i was getting i was getting and you know what miss michael in seventh grade she everybody around me knew i was making up stories i want to hear what he's saying and miss okay go ahead well what's he talking about why was he so mad it can be all uh do you speak Portuguese, Brian? Yes, he does Shut your mouth When he was a spy He learned it overseas I sent myself to college

As a Portuguese interpreter When his parents were continent hopping When he was a small child He was schooled in many arts Oh, he's talking about a kid That he knew He's a little crazy, huh? He's a bad motherfucker He's a bad crazy, huh? He's a bad motherfucker.

He's a bad motherfucker, bro. Did he beat Jeremy Stephens? Yes. Yes. And you know who else he beat? Calvin Cater. He's a bad motherfucker, man. The Calvin Cater fight, right?

He was going to get a title shot after the Joe Zaldo, but then, you know, he got lost. Was it the Calvin Cater fight where he started kicking Calvin's legs? Yep. What's he fight at? 145. 145. 145 is fucking huge. Look how big he is.

Bisping is 200 pounds. You got to remember Bisping fought 205 in the Ultimate Fighter. Right? And then fought 85 through the majority of his prime. He's a fucking huge 45-er. Yeah, that kid's big, man. Because Bisping's, he's a big fucking 85-er. Is Bisping taller than him?

Yeah. Who's taller? Bisping's taller. But he's big, man. He doesn't look like he's 40 pounds lighter. He looks pretty fucked. I guarantee you that dude's cutting 20. Oh, at least.

There's so many of them that are cutting so much weight. This is awesome. People don't cut weight. Dude, I wish they didn't. I really do. I really do. I really do. Oh, dude, that's right.

Ortega submitted him. Oh, that's right. Dude, Ortega submitted him. Oh, that's right. Dude, Ortega was a bad motherfucker. Did you see Ortega and Queen Zombie going at it? Yeah. That's unfortunate. Slap that guy. I can't believe he did that.

Why would he slap a rapper? I don't feel like he should have done that. I know. I feel like he should have just had a conversation with the guy. Didn't he say he talks shit online? Well, he said that. Did he talk shit online? Yes.

I don't know. Did? If he did, and he clearly did,? I don't know. If he did, he clearly did, you gotta get slapped. Damn, Eddie. He clearly talked shit. Eddie is prepared for the play.

People love to talk shit. People love to talk shit. So you get slapped in person, though? If you can make the connection, if you fucking, you're like, that's the guy? Is that the guy for real? If you can verify that's the guy, you give guy for real if you're like if you can verify

that's the guy you give him a little combat jiu jitsu no big deal you shouldn't be talking shit you shouldn't be saying shit

you wouldn't say to somebody to their face correct correct or no for sure yes

Tyron Woodley Leon Edwards Tyron Woodley is so explosive holy shit yeah but you shouldn't be smacking people especially when you're a professional depends on what he said depends on what he said it was

something about how his friend the korean zombie was going to kick or take his ass most likely i'm just guessing most likely that kind of shit like he's gonna fuck him up isn't it kind of cool though really isn't it kind of cool that a dude who talks shit on the internet gets fucking smacked down isn't that kind of cool a little bit a little bit isn't that kind of cool but it's not that well it's not exactly what's going on he's hyping up a fight as well he's a famous rapper so he's a famous rapper he's hyping up a fight is he in the hospital fight no but did he break his bones oh come on but if you're if you're a pro fighter shit this is a silly perspective if you're a pro fighter you don't want to be doing that if you're a a pro fighter, it's a nice thing.

It's ridiculous. You're encouraging people to do it. Because you never, no, no, but if you're talking shit online, you should take a little smack. But Eddie, it's not regular talking shit to promote a fight. A little smack. No big deal. Talking shit to promote a fight. It's not like he insulted his manhood.

They're talking shit about a fight to set up a fight. But it's a good thing for humanity. It's a good thing for humanity. Jesus Christ, Eddie. No, it's not. No, it encourages violence. But it's a good thing for humanity. It's a good thing for humanity. Jesus Christ Eddie. No it's not. No it encourages violence. It's fucking stupid.

Encourages violence. It's stupid. Violence sucks. Violence sucks. Eddie. That's why we never go to war. There's a different kind of violence between a guy who has no chance. You know what I'm doing?

You know what I'm doing? Bomb Iraq. Bomb Iraq is not violence. Hey Eddie. Bomb Iraq. Hold on Eddie. Hold on please. What is this we shit? I'm not bombing Iraq.

We're talking about a guy. I'm American. One guy who's a professional fighter smacking a guy who's not. You shouldn't do that. You know what I do in that situation? It's a slap. It's a slap. Eddie, you know what I would do?

It's not that big a deal. It's not that big a deal. It's a little slap. Ask me what I would do if Brian Ortega slapped me. Ask me. If Brian Ortega slapped you, you would drop to your knees and spit on his cock. Ask me what I'd do. You would drop to your knees.

No, spit on his balls first. No, you're both wrong. You know what I'd do? You wouldn't mess with his asshole because you don't know him like that. Well, first of all, you have to date him. You have to date him for at least three weeks before you start fucking with his asshole. He's a beautiful young man. You can't do that right away.

He's a beautiful young man. If he slapped me, I'd turn the other cheek. Oh, like a Christian? Yeah, like a Christian. And then I'd suck his asshole. He's a beautiful young man. You can't do that right away. He's a beautiful young man. If he slapped me, I'd turn the other cheek. Oh, like a Christian? Yeah, like a Christian. And then I'd suck his cock. All right. You don't have to suck it, man.

Oh, sorry. You don't have to. No, I'm sorry. Look, my point is, I think that he even probably would now probably apologize. He probably has already. No, I get it. No, I get it.

You should apologize. You should apologize. He shouldn't have done it. But every now and then when you hear a story like that, it kind of makes you feel like, man, motherfucker. Yeah, he got a little heat. He got a little heat. Yeah, I like it.

Maybe if it's justified. Maybe if it's justified. If someone just says something really heinous about you. It's not a big deal. It's just a little slap. By the way, he'll stay. Jesus Christ. He's a good looking guy.

I don't know what kind of slap he gave him. If he mounted him and dropped some fucking Scott Morris fucking elbows, Pat Smith back in UFC 2, that's a different story. I don't approve of that. Give him a wake up call. A little wake up call. A little boop. A little eek.

Maybe he's a professional fighter and he smacked a guy that's kind of helpless. Shouldn't do that. You know what? He just shouldn't do it because he's a killer. And he's a good guy and he got worked up about it. He probably shouldn't be reading comments, first of all.

Correct. And second of all, he shouldn't be reacting that way to someone who's trying to hype a fight. If I had to guess why the guy was saying that, he was saying that

to support his friend and he probably didn't understand how offensive it would be to Brian. Hashtag Brian Ortega for life. Listen, I hear you. Oh shit,

Damian Maia Gilbert plans this next. I'm a fan of Ortegaants us next I'm a fan of Ortega Now I'm a fan of I am a fan of Ortega I love him a lot Not a kid of that

He's up there He's up there In Dime City I just can't wait For him to get back in Because it's been Quite a while He had a knee injury

It all started Because they let The guy who he slapped Jay Park They let him run Korean Zombie's Social media Because Korean Zombie Doesn guy who he slapped, Jay Park, they let him run Korean Zombie's social media. Because Korean Zombie doesn't talk shit. So that Jay Park was like, oh, let's hype it up.

Started talking shit on there. And then Brian's like, dude, I'm telling you, man, you keep talking shit. When I see you, it's going to be a problem. And then they see him and they're like, oh, Korean Zombie went to the bathroom. And then Brian's like, no, no, I don't have a problem with Korean Zombie. I know you guys told me he's running it. What's up now, dude? And then slapped him.

I like that. So that's where you're a little bit like, I kind of get it. I don't need it, With Green Zombie I know You guys told me He's running What's up now dude And then slapped him I like that So that's where You're a little bit like I kinda get it I don't need it But I kinda get it Hey listen I'm with you

I'm a thousand percent For the smacking I need it But I get it Brian's also Straight street Brian's from the streets You better watch

Who you're talking to Toughest dudes in LA Like that's what he's used to You know also I support Brian. He's a son of a bitch. I support him too, but I think you've got to have some more respect. I knew it was bad because I was

disappointed in Ortega. I was disappointed and I called Henner. I'm like, dude, what's your boy doing? He goes, here's what's going on. I don't approve of it either. I wish he didn't do that. But Brian told him, dude, you guys we don't need to talk shit. You keep doing this when I see you,'s gonna be a problem There's gonna be some laws of adventure eventually

There will be some written fucking bills and laws where if you say a certain thing or something cool fucking just Calm bad you get to be cool. It's worth slapping somebody some a little slap You need to refill Alright Misdemeanor Misdemeanor It's a little I do this Felony it's a fucking

You could use it I go like this I go The main knuckles Hit the other one The main knuckles Watch Like that I go

Dude there's gonna be A lot of people Built like Carell And just running around Smashing people If that's the kind of world You want There's gonna be

Bigger people That run everything Bigger stronger people That run everything Nothing wrong with that We gotta have rules man The rules are You can't talk shit

on the internet if you don't expect a little slap. Okay, well don't mind going to jail because you can't smack people. It's a slap. It's combat jiu-jitsu.

It's sanctioned. It's sanctioned. If you sign the papers and go into combat jiu-jitsu. I am not part of the commission. You talk to them. If you could talk guys that are in dispute

with each other into engaging in combat jiu-jitsu rather than have a physical altercation. You talk to them. If you could talk guys that are in dispute with each other into engaging in combat jiu-jitsu rather than have a physical education. You're going to talk shit online and someone combat jiu-jitsu slaps you in the fucking skull. Do you know who you're talking to?

Brian Callas' nickname is Talk Shit Get Hit. Everybody knows that. I can't believe you know that. Talk Shit Get Hit. You're lecturing Captain's a hashtag right there Captain talk shit Get hit And when they hit me

And when they hit me That's his shirt That's his shirt I hug them and I go I feel sorry for you And I love you And that's what he does Talk shit

Get hit And then I hug and I say I'm sorry Maybe it's illegal I agree with you Look at that fight Look at that Woodley Edwards That's a sleeper

People are sleeping on that fight. Nobody's sleeping on that fight. That's Edwards coming out party. If he's to put on a good performance, because people sleep on Edwards. You can't sleep on Woodley. Fuck. No, I'm not saying he beats him. I'm just saying if he were to beat him in a convincing fashion, he's so good.

It's his coming out party. I love predictions. I love it. When I look at his victory over Cowboy, when Cowboy was compromised, Cowboy was sick in that fight and didn't fight well, still went to a decision. And Cowboy's not a – I mean, he certainly can beat guys and good guys at 170 pounds, but he still can make 55. The real 70s can't make 55.

No way. Tyron Woodley's not making 55. Darren Till's not making 55. Everybody he hits goes down. You look what he did to Darren Till. Darren Till's this terrifying striker that's destroyed Cerrone, looks like a fucking animal, smashes people,

has a wicked, wicked Muay Thai, nasty elbows and kicks. Submitted him. And he smashes them, drops them to the ground, and beats on them, and then strangles them. Yep.

It's hard. Woodley's so fucking good. It's one of the greatest welterweights of all time. He doesn't get enough respect, man. Well, the last fight with Usman was a tough pill to swallow. He didn't perform up to expectations. But even before that, when he was reigning champ, the UFC never gave Woodley his due, ever.

I think it's also because there's two complicated performances against Wonderboy. Oh, that's so stupid. They weren't that exciting. So for whatever reason, look, different people have different ways of looking at things. My way of looking at the Wonderboy-Tyron Woodley fights

is that's as good as anybody had done against Wonderboy at the time, and that's the only way to fight the guy. He figured out the Rubik's Cube. But have you gone back and watched him? It was way better than Stylebender-Yoel Romero. Oh, yeah. Especially some of those rounds

when he clips Wonderboy. It's a good fight, man. Well, he hurt him bad, particularly in the second fight. And that's Wonderboy. And he was the only one who hurt anybody in that fight. You know what would fix a lot of these problems? You know what would fix a lot of these problems? Dude, this guy puts people to sleep. Is if you've got to have a submission or knockout bonus.

You got to have a submission or knockout bonus. And instead of $500,000 to show and $500,000 to win, it's $500,000 to show, $500,000 to knockout or submit. That's it. Not win. If you win by decision, you don't get the win bonus. How dare you? So they get less money? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These guys are tough to finish.

These guys are tough to finish. This is entertainment. This is entertainment. Eddie, you're crazy finish. This is entertainment. This is entertainment. Eddie, you're crazy tonight. Okay, okay, whatever. Okay, okay. That didn't make sense to anybody? No, man.

Come on, man. Come on. The kid's too tough to finish, guys. That's too crazy. That's too crazy. I have to make an apology. I fucked up last time we did a fight companion, and I confused Sam Greco, who was in someone's corner, for Mike Bernardo.

Oh, dude, what the fuck are you doing What are you doing Two different K1 legends So shout out to Sam Greco My apologies sir How dare you dude He was in someone's corner And you were sober

No No You don't even think I fuck up on here We were all drunk But to him I want to send A shout out Shout out to Sam Greco

Sam Greco's a beast The other day You ever see Sam Greco fight in K1? He was a bad motherfucker He was a bad motherfucker Dude, those guys You want to talk about like a whole There's a whole era of sport

That didn't get the attention it deserved in the United States It's K1 during it's prime During the Andy Hook days What year is that? Ernesto Hoost in Ernesto's prime Oh my god Late 90's What year is that? You're talking about the Henry Hoof? Ernesto Hoost in Ernesto's prime. Did I say Henry? Oh, my God. Late 90s?

Ernesto Hoost. I think it was early 2000s, Brian. I love watching Ernesto Hoost. Like 93? 97. How old are you in 97? 97, 10, 4, so I was 14. A little kid.

Let's come up with a classic fight and try to figure out the year it went down. Bob Sapp, Hoof went down. Bob Sapp. Hoof. Okay, Bob Sapp or Nesto Hoost. I want to say like 2002. 2003? No, before that. Bob Sapp or Nesto Hoost.

I'll say 2000. No, it was a little later than that because Sapp came along around the same time as Noguera, right? No, he was before that. No, not really. Noguera beat him, right? Remember he piledrived Noguera and Noguera submitted him? Yeah, but he was was before that no not really no no gara beat him right remember he piledrived no gara yeah but he was fighting before that because that he was the legend of box before that yeah no gara was fighting before that was new fairly new in the scene yeah fairly new in the scene when no gara submitted him and he was smashing everybody and he fought some fights too see the k1 fights were kickboxing and the only guy to fuck him up in kickboxing was Krokop.

Krokop broke his eye socket. He straight lefted him and broke his eye socket. People would get what a wicked kickboxer Krokop was. So scary. What year was that, Jamie? Which one? Ernesto Hoof, Bob Sapp. Why do I keep calling him Henry?

Why do I call him Henry Hoof? Because Henry Hoof. I said 2002.? In K-1, it was 2000. The first one was 2002. Because Henry Hooft. I said 2002. December 7th, 2000. I'm sorry. October 5th, 2002. Then again, December 7th, 2002. So 2002.

Ernesto Hoost, I like watching his highlight reel. He's just so incredible. His one-two left hook to the body, right low kick. The low kick would come down. His left hook would come to your body and the low kick would literally come down and chop like a tree. He was chopping a tree.

How many people were watching those? How many people were watching those? Why isn't it bigger? It was so big. And then over here, we were like all underground watching. I remember we had people over when, obviously it's MMA, but when Cro Cop fought Fedor, I had a hard time telling guys to come over and watch it.

Who gives a fuck? Dude, but at least most MMA guys know about those days. Not the new kids. A lot of the kids are figuring it out when they hear people talk about Fedor and the fact that Fedor's still fighting. Fedor just knocked out Rampage. Pride's definitely dead, though. I hate to be shitty about it, but Pride's dead.

The fighters, they've reached the end. It's coming back. They've reached the end. I mean, there's only so many times you could fight. No, they're like dinosaurs. It's over. Now, Thick Boy, what is that? Is that you?

That's me, yeah. It's my merch. That's your brand? Thick Boy, yeah. That is genius. That's true. I love that shirt. Oh, my God.

With three Cs like the part on this. You know what? You had like a Thick Boy jacket on. I love that shirt. Oh, my God. With three Cs like the part on this. You know what? You had like a thick boy jacket on. I'm like, I could sit here for the last hour going, that is genius. It's seriously awesome. Everybody's thick. Yeah. Well, not everybody.

Not these two. Or you. I'm thick as fuck. Look at this belly. Get out of here. I'm not. Dude, I'm fat as fuck. I'm the fattest.

I want to do one. I said thin boy. That's funny. No, I'm fat as fuck. I'm the fattest. I want to do one. I should have thin boy. That's funny. Old boy. You're talking about your cock. I'm thinking that is a genius idea. Hey, let's do thin boy once. Dude, you're going to make millions off that shit.

Let's do wrinkly boy. Thick boy. That dude is thick. No, no, thin boy because there are guys who are like me who are thin. That's true. I want to do a thin boy series. We'll see how that goes. I love these.

Yeah. Thick boy. This is a good fight folks Gilbert Burns versus Damian Myers This is a good fight for both guys Gilbert's a little more explosive on the feet He's fast as fuck man He's also He got his name in Jiu Jitsu though

You know Gilbert from Jiu Jitsu Phenomenal BJJ Oh he's phenomenal They're both the same level on the ground And he can bang on the feet You think? Compared to Damian Myers? Yeah Oh, he's phenomenal. They're both the same level on the ground. And he can bang on the feet. You think? Compared to Damian Maia?

Yeah. You wouldn't give Damian Maia the nod? No. Interesting. On this? No. Gilbert Burns is high level right now. The guy's about to fight.

He fights in every format. Because he can bang too. Any and every format. Jiu-Jitsu's world class. Didn't he fight in EBI? He didn't do EBI. He didn't every format. Because he can bang, too. Any and every format. Jiu-Jitsu's world class. Didn't he fight in EBI? He didn't do EBI. He didn't? No. He did IBJJF.

He's done everything else. He's done Abu Dhabi. He's done everything else. He's high, high level. Super high level. High level. He's just like Damien Maia. That same level.

The same level. But younger. Damien Maia's wet. Yeah, he's really good on the ground. Damien Maia, I. Damien Myers, he's wet. Yeah, he's really good on the ground. I love Damien Myers. Damien Myers might not be able to pass this guy's guard if he gets him down. He might not be able to.

The only variables are Damien Myers used to fight at 85. Gilbert used to fight at 55. And Damien Myers fought way better competition. And he's got old man strength. There you go. And yeah, he's been there before. Just know this. There's no way in hell Damienia manhandles him on the ground.

It's not going to happen. Cut to. It's not going to happen. I thought the same thing. Well, I thought the same thing with Ben Askren. It's not going to happen. Oh, good kick to the body. Gilbert Burns is super high level. Hey, Joe.

Here's the other thing. He's a Henry Hooft guy, right? Hey, listen. Listen, Gilbert Burns. Hey, I love Damian Maia. I love him. But if Gilbert Burns took his back and choked him out, I wouldn't be shocked. Wow.

Jesus. Eddie, you're out of control. I do understand where you're coming from. Eddie, you're out of control. Gilbert Burns is that good. Hey, listen. I agree. He's really, really good.

Look at this, Damian. Oh, I'm getting that. As I'm down. Oh, roll the half guard. Gilbert's going for the leg. I wish I'd just go on the ground all 15 minutes. We'll see what's up. Hey, can I tell you why I love Damian Maia? Look at this. Can I tell you why I love Damian Maia? Look at him die. As I'm down. Oh, roll the half guard. Damon's going for the leg. I wish I'd just go on the ground all 15 minutes. We'll see what's up. Hey, can I tell you why I love Damian Maia?

Look at this. Can I tell you why I love Damian Maia? Look at this. This is not good, man. This is not good at all for Damian. Oh, hook it out of that. Come on. Look at this.

Beautiful. Oh, man. Look at that. Do you see how good that was, dude? Yep. Attack with a sweep. Got right back up to his feet. Dude, that's hot.

That's beautiful. I don't want to see him strike. The highest level of jiu-jitsu you can get. That was beautiful. But Damian Maia, same thing. Damian Maia, same thing. Damian Maia, same thing. He has takedowns. He's high level too.

Damian Maia's takedowns no punk. They're both the best you can get in jujitsu possible. Not only that, Damian Maia, he's a relentless motherfucker. He's been in the game forever. And fought the best of the best. No, no. The one thing Damian Maia has a big advantage on is the experience of jujitsu with strikes in greasy bodies

no rash guards. He has way more experience against a cage. There's a lot of factors. The cage, the no rash guard the greasy sweaty and the strikes. He's got a lot going for him. He's got everything but he's also experienced some real world

class competition. You gotta remember this guy fought Damien Damien Maia fought Anderson Silva for the title way back in Abu Dhabi and he's got fucking Gilbert Burns

back you should probably shut the fuck up what do you even know about Jiu Jitsu bro what are you out there teaching or something

that's MMA you know man teaching look how he's controlling him and he doesn't even have that hook oh he wears you

like a backpack. What happened to that? Now what? Now what? Now what? Now what? Now what? That was a little taste of my pee-pee.

That's what that was. Now what? That was how I taste my pee-pee. Because any other guy. Oh! Oh my God. Gilbert just tagged him with a left hook. Oh my God.

Gilbert's a little more explosive, a little younger. Oh my God. I tried to tell you, God. Oh my God. What a left hook. Oh, my God. That's it. A little more explosive, a little younger. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I tried to tell you, God. Oh, my God. What a left hook. Now what? That's hilarious.

That was brilliant. What a left hook. Damn. A little more explosive, a little younger. God damn. But any other UFC fighter would have been fucked on his back. Don't you think they should have stopped the fight? They should have stopped the fight when he raised his hands.

When he went like this? Oh, stop it. Why let him go? You don't need him to get anyone down. Let's look at this. Oh, my God. It's beautiful. Dude, look at that.

Chuck Cook, baby. Oh, man. He threw the leg to the side and went straight blast from Jeet Kune Do. Look how he fought. He went straight blast from side control. That was a long hook. Listen, man. I gave him a charitable chance.

He gave him a charitable chance. He really did. He didn't want to hit him again. Look. Look at this. This is him a charitable chance. Yeah. He gave him a charitable chance. He really did. He didn't want to hit him again. Look. Look at this. This is actually kind of sportsmanlike. Look, he waited. He paused.

Look at that straight blast. It's too fast. Too much. Too explosive. Dude. Dude, he said pull on. Look at where he goes. Pull on.

Dude, he said. Good stoppage. Good stoppage. Good stoppage. Very good stoppage. But what a beautiful left hook, man. That check hook This is why I love Damien Mayer

I always have a special place in my heart for him When I got knocked out by Nogueira in Brazil I planned I thought I was going to smoke Nogueira And stay like party And whatever Do my thing in Brazil So I stayed another week

And the lowest point of my life I'm so depressed All my team flies back I'm there just with my brother And my best friend Klopp And we're at a bar And you know People are nice to me It's whatever I'm the depressed. All my team flies back. I'm there just with my brother and my best friend Klopp. And we're at a bar. And people are nice to me. It's whatever.

I'm the white boy there. And then Damian Maia sees me and gave me the biggest hug. And I needed it so bad. Yeah, I just saw him randomly on the streets. He's like, we love you, man. I was like, oh, fuck, dude. He's a good man. I started crying.

Damian Maia's a good man. Yeah, I love him. He's a brilliant, brilliant guy, too. I hear nothing but great things about him as a person. He's the best. He's the greatest guy. He's been in the game for a good man. Yeah, I love him. He's a brilliant guy, too. I hear nothing but great things about him as a person. He's the best. He's the greatest guy. He's been in the game for a long time. And what's funny is when he was fighting Ben Askren, I was like,

I just want him to go to the ground. I can't wait to see him go to the ground. I think Ben's going to get it done. I remember you texting like, dude, I'm telling you, man, don't put a lot of money on Ben because I love Ben. And Joe's like, I'm telling you, dude, it's a bad idea when it goes to the ground. You're the only guy who told me. It's a terrible idea. When it goes to the ground,'re the only guy who told me. It's a terrible idea.

When it goes to the ground, he goes, he's going to get schooled. He's a blue belt. I go, dude, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Ben Askren is a brilliant wrestler, but all he's going to do is try to stay one step ahead of an expert constrictor. I was thinking the scramble. And out of all the shit I talked about. An expert constrictor. That's what he is.

He's an expert constrictor. He's an expert in strangling the fucking life out of you. And out of all the shit I talked about Gilbert Burns, Damian Maia still takes his back. Yeah. My foot was down my throat, tickling my balls. Dude, Damian Maia has a special combination of he's got length, especially at 170.

Also, he's got a tremendous amount of experience against way bigger guys. Remember when he fought all those fucking beasts at 75 or at 85, rather? Name a big name at 85 and he fought them. He fought everybody. If he had got to 70 at the beginning of his UFC career, who the fuck knows? Good chance he's world champ. Who the fuck? Good chance.

Real good chance. Real good chance. There's only a Tim and then Jacare. When he goes jujitsu, it's him and Jacare. When he did the Carlos Condit, when he did to Neil Magny, you watch those situations. Did he fight Neil? He was Neil Magny

or was that Rafael Los Angeles? He fought Neil Magny and submitted him. He submitted him. That's right. And Los Angeles did as well. Neil loses to good BJJ guys. How good did he look against me?

Phenomenal. Jing Liang? Phenomenal. Phenomenal. You know, he came in that fight and Neil Magny was an underdog. I know.

Where does Burns fight out of? What's his camp? Florida. he's uh henry hoof henry hoof florida same guy where luke comes from b yeah i think i met him i'm sure he's the nicest guy in the world yeah literally the nice guy yeah usman's down there i mean that's uh that you want to talk about if you're a fly on the wall in that gym. Look at that beautiful, beautiful. He waited. He waited. And do we know what's next for, did they announce Usman Masvidal? Yes, they did. Yeah.

Usman Masvidal. I think it's going to happen in July. That's a motherfucker. Isn't that what they said? I don't know. Am I wrong? Jamie, did I break news?

Uh, Usman Masvidal, I don't think I break news. I think that was just red. Have you ever fucked up and broke some news that you weren't supposed to? I'm sure i did yeah for sure probably right here especially when we're drunk but nothing important you know just cool shit you find out a little earlier i'm not trying to do it no you're trying to you're trying to arrow hawani them well if i did if i did tell them shit tell people shit that they told me not to talk about they would never tell me that shit anymore that's true why

would i ever do that that's true just to get everybody excited no i'm gonna keep my secrets you tell us behind i'm gonna learn cool shit learn cool shit and some of it like uh yoel's fucking freaky attendance size i have to tell you people i feel obligated if i knew that information you add that to spectacular Cuban wrestling technique, which is known throughout the world. How many wrestlers have gone down to Cuba and come back with gold medalists? Twice.

Gone down and trained with those guys and experienced how they do it. Who was it? Matt Brown. Matt the Immortal Brown went down to do his fucking camp there, bro, Cause he wanted a taste Of the savage life What'd he say

He said it was amazing He had a great fucking time He worked with their wrestlers He worked with their boxers Yeah go there Everybody go to Thailand Badass is Matt Brown For doing that

I'm gonna go to Cuba Matt Brown goes to Cuba And trains in Cuba Is Cuba still good to go to Or is it bad again You can go You gotta go to Canada It's illegal

You're not even allowed Go to Canada I'm gonna go take my training more seriously Trump says no I'm going to spend a year there and come back You should start doing deadlifts at home Before you go though Just build up Dude I'm going to stay super

Those Cuban ladies too They're thick below as well I'm going to dance all night, fight all day And rum Rum And learn fucking Espanol Rumpelstiltskin What the fuck, dude?

You were born for it And then fucking stem cells Fucking tests Come back, get my lids done Fucking young as shit Dick Fucking Shadda, shadda, shadda, shadda

And fucking this And fucking jiu-jitsu And fucking No jiu-jitsu No jiu-jitsu And fucking his dad. No jujitsu. No jujitsu. And fucking check hooks all day long. I can't fucking wait.

Hey, have you guys seen the ad for this? This is something called the, is this called the devs? Is that what this is? Yep. Bro, this looks

fucking un-fx-y. It's about, it's about simulated realities. That shit scares me. It's supposed to be really good. Now streaming, bitch. FX on Hulu.

You know who's the best with simulated realities and alternate realities is Rick and Morty. Really? Yeah, man. Great effects. Super realistic. Dude, it's a great cartoon. It's very creative. I'm sure it is.

It looks so real. There's shit that I know is awesome, but I just don't have the time for. What's that? Like that. I've never had the time. I mean, I've watched a bunch of episodes, maybe 10. Me and my son watch it. But if I had to put it on my weekly schedule, like if you had to put all the things like South Park, right? Standard. Simpsons. You want to put all the funny

things that are available every week on your timeline? You don't have time for it. You don't have time. I can't do it. It's not possible. And focus on the stuff I have to do. You only have two hours a week You only have two hours A week of bullshit I do it in the morning When I work out That's where I get

That's where I get A lot of infos in the morning When I'm working out What are you feeling With that two hours of bullshit Just the bullshit What do I feel Training

Two hours of bullshit a week Training See when I work out If I'm doing Minus cardio shit I just watch fights Not jacking off That's what I do

I watch a lot of fights It's a big fight coming up I watch a lot of fights. It's a big fight coming up. I'll watch a lot of stylebender fights or something like that. That's what I do with my hours in the morning. What I do is I go to YouTube. And chicks are dicks. You know me. You know me.

I love YouTube. Even though they censor everything, I'm still down with it. I'm still a fucking soldier. We have nowhere else to go. I'm still on YouTube. So what I do is I subscribe to all the cool people that I'm still a fucking soldier. We have nowhere else to go. I'm still a YouTube soldier. What I do is I subscribe to all the cool people that I like, and then I fucking can't wait after jujitsu when I drive home,

I just press subscriptions, and then all the latest videos are going. Yeah, I love that shit. And then I just, that's my fucking interview. Do you do it on your TV? That's my,

fuck yeah. I do it on TV. Yeah, you do it on your TV. Are you kidding me? Me too. YouTube, even though they censored the shit out of everything,

there's ways around it. You know what I think, man? Any giant company that's letting anybody make videos about anything, anytime they want, they're going to try to control things. But they have to. They have to. I'm still on it. I just got my subscriptions, and I got my people that I watch, and I love it.

And I understand where you're coming from, but here's some, let's just make an agreement that some censorship needs to take place. If people are doing live execution videos, maybe YouTube should want to be a part. Let's say that, right? That was the Nazis. That's how they wanted to make killing legal? Okay, stop, stop, stop. So where does it stop? Where does it stop?

In terms of if you can't allow ISIS to make execution videos and you can't allow a certain amount of sex or a certain amount of violence. I like that. Where do you cut it off? Right there. But where do you cut it off? The thing is, Eddie, where people used to think that line was in like 1974. No, no, you can't kill people on YouTube. I like that.

Yeah. You can't kill motherfuckers on YouTube. Okay. So what would you like? I like that. Well, we do have those standards. You can't kill people. We have YouTube So what would you like them You can't kill people We have those standards No penetration

Things like that Massage videos okay YouTube massage videos You ever do that You know what's been going on Russian massage videos Eddie you know what's been going on Massage.

There's this bodied up black dude massaging these big girls. Oh, that's a thing? You see that on YouTube? They got to be hot. They got to be hot. And it's not just on YouTube. It's also on Instagram. It's good?

And everybody's asking the question, would you let this motherfucker massage your girl? He's a giant jack leg. He's like a very handsome, well-built man, and he's rubbing this chick's ass. But she's fast. She's big. She's large. And generally when I go get real legit massages, I make sure female, you say female, right? Only.

Always. I don't want some dude's fucking hands in my ass. Never. I always say female. As a girl, though, wouldn't you want a man? No, but I fucked up. No, I fucked up. I was at the fucking airport. I. I always say female. Okay, well, as a girl, though, wouldn't you want a man? No, but I fucked up. No, I fucked up. I was at the fucking airport.

I had three hours to kill. Oh, you did one of those things? And I said, give me a massage. They go, you want to go to the fucking private room? I'm like, yeah. I'm at the airport. Oh, dude. And I didn't even say female.

I didn't say female. You don't have a choice. I just went back there and I laid down. And the fucking dude, I swear to God. I'm out. I just went back there and I laid down and the fucking dude, I swear to God, he was a gigantic man with the biggest fucking hands. He was an African-American man, but he was an albino African-American man with freckles all over his face.

Oh, no. Dude was like 370 pounds. And you're in it. And his hands His hands Were big Like dude And he He came out

I'm like As soon as I saw him I'm like I forgot to say Female Fuck Was it good though? And you know what?

It was It was uncomfortable Yeah And I can't relax Because he's grabbing my legs And he's grabbing my hands I'm like I can't relax

I'm like Fuck I wish that relax. I'm like, fuck. I wish that was a little Chinese girl. Does he massage your hands, bro? I got no problem. I love that. Does he massage your hands? I like a good massage. No, but he fucking worked on my legs, dude.

And it was very uncomfortable. I like a strong, very uncomfortable. And from that point on, dude, I fucking go out. I just walk around. I'm like, female. You got a female? You have a female? I like strong hands.

I like strong girls. I like my masseuse like a fat girl. I want a big fat girl. The crazy thing is hands, I get it. They're fucking tired. They're massaging people all day. So that's why they use the elbows. But the elbow is sometimes too strong.

It's lazy. No, seriously. I'm not even going to give her name away that's how you get to certain spots but there's an in between and I don't even want to give her name out this is about this fight is about to go down

Charles Oliveira versus Ken Lee let me tell you real quick about the in between you guys like massages there's hands and elbows hands and elbows dude if the girl is like 105 pounds... Yeah. Dude, I ran into this masseuse.

She stood on you? She had this metal contraption over my... She stood on you? The whole time. Yep. She was a master with her feet on my neck. Yes. I'm like...

I'm at the point where I can't handle elbows no more. I'm too old for elbows. It's too much. But the hands, but the hands, I get it. The hands, I get it.

They give massages all day. They were trying to save their hands, so that's where they use their elbows. But the in-between, oh my God, it's the feet.

I'm on Santa Monica Boulevard. Guy massaged me. Russian guy comes in thick. I'm looking at him after he's done and he's just, he's going, him after he's done and he's just he's going I'm like

he's beating me up and I'm looking at him towel off like he's just got a dead face and I go I go do you do do you wrestle or train

he goes judo oh yeah I said do you compete he said I have won gold medal Sydney Olympics

I was and now he's massaging you what a bummer I go what a bummer I have won gold medal Sydney Olympics

and I looked him up I looked him up sure enough legit that's a shirt he was an Olympic gold medalist in judo that's a bummer

and I go this is my question I go how do you train when you train what do you do and he goes judo

I said but when you lifted were you lifting weights a lot And he said No just judo Like everything Did you tip him well I tipped him well

You better bitch I tipped him well What a bummer What a bummer We're still dating involuntarily I was hanging on your neck bitch Hey this is a phenomenal Fucking fight though

This is a very very good fight No more massage time Here's the thing No no no No please don't Let's talk about This is the last fight Come on man Here's one of the things that i've been thinking when guys don't make weight the record like the if you look at guys records do you get

fucked up no but here's what i'm saying guys who don't make weight do really well oh yeah yeah like it's such an advantage that's why they give him 30% Yeah It's um There was Someone had pieced it out Like over the last X amount of big fights Where someone didn't make weight

How many times Did the other guy lose Yeah they get fucked up Does this fight not count though Since he didn't No it counts It counts It's just he has to give up

30% of his purse Apparently Okay Here's the other thing Joe Have you ever heard of Can you imagine Let's say you and I are fighting and we're getting ready for a fight and I miss weight

and then they go to you and go, hey, do you want the fight to continue? You're like, fuck, dude. That's why every fight goes, yeah, yeah, I'll take 30%, but fuck, dude. Yeah, it's not good because you don't know how much they really gave up and maybe they'll come in stronger because they didn't lose that extra

two pounds. Damn, look at Kevin Lee. Kevin Lee looks super angry. Dude, nobody in the audience. I keep forgetting. He looks so thick in comparison to how he looked before. I keep forgetting there's nobody in the fucking audience. You know what I need to do? I need to hear this.

I wish I had an extra headphone. Look, they got ring card girls sitting by themselves. This is bonkers. It's so weird. Nobody's here. And they're in Brazil. Dude, he's going to fight This is so strange

Hold on Can we hear this Is that possible Can you turn this on No ESPN will not be cool with that I don't know why they're not ESPN

Come on Well because then people would Know what was going on Without seeing it Okay real quick guys You guys are all Established comedians What are you guys

Doing about your dates Right now What's going on Real quick We got a minute Sitting in a cut What's going on? Real quick, we got a minute. We got two minutes. What's going on? Sitting in the cut.

Just rescheduling. Canceling everything? Austin next week at Cap City. They're not canceling. That's still going? Because it's under $250. Oh, good. Because I got

how many stores still open? I'm doing Kansas City April 3rd and 4th and that's $350. Even OR? Even OR? OR. Everything's closed.

Everything's closed. Everything's closed. Ice House closed. Everything's closed. Ice House closed? Ice House closed. Do you think April will open back up? Like in Kansas City? Who the fuck knows? We don't know.

It's day by day. The average age is 80 and 50 people have died. Think about what's going on. Yeah, we already said this. We already said this. It's day by day, though, because if it gets bad. They don't know what's going on. They canceled my fucking last episode. They don't know what's going on They don't know what's going on

And everybody wants to pause And the best way to stop the spread Is to pause Even if people are saying old people Look we could lose like 20% of our old people In one of those worst case scenarios This is going to be a fucking fight This is a very good fight

Charles Oliveira fucking brings it He's super, super technical too. Not just on the feet, on the ground, in transitions. He's sneaky. He's got long strikes. And Oliveira's gotten much, much better over the last three or four years. Yeah, he's on a rampage.

He's won six in a row. He's still really young. He's won six or seven in a row. Oh, Kevin Lee's younger. Oh yeah, Kevin Lee's younger. People forget how young Kevin Lee is. Kevin Lee with Firas to me, championship People forget how young Kevin Lee is Kevin Lee with For us to me Championship material With his skill set Championship material

100% Yeah 100% He's such an athlete He's so fucking I'll tell you what You want to get on The bad side of The UFC

Especially Dana White Miss weight Really Oh dude There's nothing They hate more Well it's like They'd rather him

Slap him at the Fucking weigh-ins He made it before Which is what's Fucked up It's like The only thing That makes any sense is there might have been confusion as to whether or not the fight was actually going to take place. I like the credit you're giving him, but come on, he's a pro.

I don't know that. I don't know that. Can he... How crazy is Tony Khabib going to be with no audience? So strange. Watching that shit. Maybe there will be. Watching that shit.

Maybe by then... There's not going to be. April 18th. We don't know. We're still scared. Everyone's so goddamn scared. There's no way that shit's going to die. Even WrestleMania hasn't canceled yet. There's no way it's going to die. That's 70,000 people. They did WrestleMania in front of a large, I mean, they did wrestling. WWE in front of no audience.

They took it this far. Was it awful? They're going to go 100%. They took it this far? Is it ever good? That means they're going 100% with this shit. No, Khabib told his crowd, don't fuck it. They're going hard with this shit, man. Are you saying the government, like the deep state or some shit? Yeah, they're going hard. Let's watch the fight.

100%. Let's watch the fight. This is their last fucking chance. Let's watch the fight. Olivera did some crazy shit to his hair. Old folks home in Washington. Not mad at it. Brendan Schaub tried to do hair. Old folks home in Washington. Not mad at it. Brendan Schaub tried to do that.

Old folks home in Washington. I thought it did work. I mean. Well, then I went in the ocean and then it fucked it up. Who knows? I don't know. You know what I mean? No one cares about that.

Did I get tons of chicks? I haven't. Eddie, we've already talked about it. But no one cares about that. We do care. We just want to watch this fight. Old folks home. This fight is happening right now, Eddie.

In Washington. Yes. No one cares. Old folks home in Washington. No, Eddie has killed people in a lot of places, too. Brian knows. Brian fucking knows. Okay.

I might be on Eddie's side in this one. Oh, for sure. Old folks home. I'm in the middle. No, no. You're over here, Brendan. Come on. Where are you guys?

Yeah, pretty much. Where am I? You're part of the deep state. Don't make me tweet your fucking screenshots of our conversations. I know. I don't blast those out. No, please don't. No deep state talk. Me and Brendan are getting personal. I know. Don't blast those out. No, please don't. Me and Brendan

getting personal. Me and Brendan are like becoming fucking best friends. Don't tweet us. Seriously. You guys don't even know. You guys don't even know.

Me and Brendan are like lovers right now. Predictions. Not in a gay way. Predictions. Predictions. Can I go with Kevin Lee? Kevin Lee, TKO,

second round. Really? Wow. Interesting. I just think Kevin... Any other predictions? I know you can't. Kevin Lee, TKO, Sega Round. Really? Wow. Interesting. I just think Kevin... Any other predictions? I know you can't. Kevin Lee is a bad...

You know why Kevin Lee is a bad motherfucker? Guys, motherfuckers don't talk over each other. I know. Do you know why Kevin Lee is a bad motherfucker? Because he's a wrestler who uses his expertise to win fights. He likes to take motherfuckers down and take their back. Kevin Lee likes to take motherfuckers down and take their back. Kevin Lee likes to take motherfuckers down. He's really good

at taking the back. Not very many wrestlers take that route. Dude, Oliveira's no joke, son. But, okay, now on Oliveira's side, that guy is a fucking savage on his feet. He'll fuck you up on the

ground, on his back, on the top. Oh, jumping kick to the face. Oh, man. He'll fuck you up on the ground, on his back, on the top. Oh, shit. That's shit. Kick to the face. Dude, Oliveira looks real good standing up, man. He's a savage. He kicked him right in the face.

He's a savage. Look at this dude. They're both fucking high level. Kevin's going to take him down soon. That's high level on high level, two different styles, but still fucking crazy. Well, Oliveira doesn't have a weakness in his game either. You know, his stand-up is nasty as fuck, and his ground game is terrifying.

Here's the other thing. He has a lot of experience. Maybe straight-up double-leg takedowns. Look at his kick. Yeah, low kick. Charles has a ton of experience. People forget how long he's been doing it. He's just on this hot streak right now.

Six or seven in a row. Yeah, he's been around a long time, and this is an opportunity for him. Look at him slip. Watch out, though. Kevin Lee just hit him with a right hand. Kevin hits hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. Oh, God.

They both need to step it up right here. Oh, nice shot to the body. Nice shot to the body. This is a good fucking fight, dude. Up, up, up. Careful, careful. Oh, shit. You ain't taking it.

He's trying to take it. Oh, shit. That's going to be hard. You can't complete that. Look at this. It's hard to complete that. He's going for a leg. What the fuck?

He transitions right into leg locks. Beautiful. Beautiful. That's high level jujitsu right there. No, he doesn't have it. High level jujitsu. He's going right into it. Look at that.

We'll see how advanced he is. There's a lot of shit going on right there. Kevin doing the right things. A lot of shit going on, dude. People think leg locks are dangerous MMA, but leg locks will keep you safe. Look at Oliveira. If you keep attacking with the leg locks, you're safe. How about Kevin Lee's defense?

See, the leg locks to keep you safe. The reap keeps you safe. Something. Oh, oh. Look at that. He's safe. All that. Wow.

People forget that. Kevin Lee's going to blast him in the face right now. Oh, Jesus. Oh, look at his leg. Oh, Jesus. Look at his leg Oh no Oh no don't give him

Your back Kev Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh my god Holy shit Look at this He's in half guard

They're in a very Complex jiu jitsu Configuration Big time Very complex This could wind up In a twister Oh shit

Look at this Kevin lead him out Kevin on top. Oh, shit. He's going right to leg locks again. He has the most submissions ever. He's going right to leg locks. Look at this.

Does he? Dude, he's sick. Excar to leg locks. Look at that. Look at this. Just hanging out. He's keeping him busy. What the fuck?

What we're seeing here is if you are consistently offensive towards leg locks while you're on your back, it's great for MMA. Look at that. Leg locks are great for MMA. Kick out. Kick out, Kevin. He's been going for leg locks the whole time. And Kevin Lee. Kevin Lee's going to blow his knee out.

Yeah, exactly. This is real bad. He's got to turn the other way. Jesus Christ. Look at his fucking knee, dude. Jesus Christ. Ow! Jesus Christ.

It's hard to see from the other side what his foot looks like. That's not good. Oh, my God. That's not good, dude. Bro. Kevin's in trouble here. I don't want Kevin to fuck up his knee. Even if Kevin doesn't tap from this, and he's probably not going to tap from this,

but the whole purpose of this is Oliveira has got him in a position where Kevin Lee cannot tap. See that? He cannot tap. And then he's going right into a triangle. Look at that. The whole time...

Don't punch him. The whole time, he's throwing something at him. Look at his arm. Look at his arm. He's got his arm pinned. Look at that. The whole time,

Charles R. Oliveira is this. Look at that. Look at that. Oh's got his arm pinned Look at that The whole time Charles Oliveira Look at that Oh my goodness But they're both High level They're both high level Look at this Are you fucking kidding

Jesus Christ What a scramble Oliveira is high level Dude look at that Oh my goodness Oliveira This is high level Jitsu

High level With the leg locks Incorporated Look at this Oliveira Incorporated in the leg locks incorporated. Look at this. Elevation. Incorporating the leg locks. Fuck, he's good. He's got a constant attack.

Oh, look at this. Nope, both hands. He's always on the offensive. Look at that. Always. Wow. That's a high guard. I've never seen anybody work a guard that effectively.

I have to go back and watch this and listen to it with no audience. I bet it's so weird. I was watching the prelims like, God, this is awful. He's going De La Riva right now. He just went De La Riva on him, and then Kevin Lee backstepped into like, he could go into a honey hole, but he's passing. I love how relaxed he was. This is high-level jiu-jitsu.

Big right hand by Kevin Lee. What were you going to say about John Anik, Joe? That he tweeted when Gilbert Burns yelled, it was very eerie how it echoed in an empty arena. Weird. That's so strange. Who do you give this first round to? So far, Kevin Lee is on top, man.

No, no, no. But even though Charles was doing work the entire time? This is the end of the round. They're both doing work. I mean, Oliveira hit him with some really good shots, but when Kevin Lee's on top at the end of the round beating you up, it's hard in the judge's eyes to see someone else. I give it to Kevin, but Charles just attacking all the time off his back.

I love that. That's fighting, man. I'm all about Charles Oliveira. I love the fact that he's a jujitsu black belt and his jujitsu is

unorthodox I love all that but at the end of the round if the guy's on top of you fucking battering you down how did you win that round

yeah all that shit you did didn't really mean that much if this guy's on top of you beating you down right so I give that round to Kevin Lee.

Yeah. You were saying earlier, I agree with about the old pride rules, that the end of the fight counts more. Look at that, though. Look at that jumping front kick to the face. That scores. But look at this. Boom.

That's some nasty ground and pound, son. Nasty ground and pound. He has to be so calculated when he's punching down. It's so dangerous for him. This is a dangerous fucking fight. I'm biased. By the way, We got four more rounds How great is that

Four rounds I'll give that one to Kevin Lee 20 more minutes I'm a little upset They make Mike Beltran Hide his fucking mustache I know Why do they do that

He's got a mustache You had to cut it I thought No it's tucked in It's tucked in his shirt Look at this Look at this man It's wrapped up He's got like a beard

I love that guy Tucked in there He's the best Great guy He's my favorite ref actually He's great Nobody better than Mike Beltran The best

That's the best motherfucker He doesn't interfere He doesn't say let's fight Oh Spinning back kick to the body I missed it Dude Oliveira

Oh Dude Oliveira is nasty on his feet He'll stand right in the cut dude But he's so technical I know Like nothing's wound up He doesn't wind up with shit He just fires stuff

Oh Big shot by Kevin. Yeah, man. Big shot. Oh, my goodness. Good leg kick. Ouch. God damn it. Good fight.

And this is only round two, kids. Oh, right hand by Kevin. God damn, Charles is bringing it. Dude, Charles is a savage. Oh, look at that left hook. Charles is coming forward. Look at that motherfucker. But you see what I'm saying about him? He doesn't wind up with anything Oh, look at that left hook. Charles is coming forward. Look at that motherfucker. But you see what I'm saying about him?

Oh, he doesn't wind up with anything. But look at Charles. Charles Olivera is like, let's just fucking work. Charles looks so good. Charles Olivera, he's been working all day at the office. He just wants to work out and throw some blows. You know what I mean? He's just sparring.

He doesn't give a fuck. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Shoot. Oh, my goodness. Shoot, Kevin. Look at him. He don't give a fuck. at that Charles Olivero He don't give a fuck He don't give a fuck Look how clean his technique is Look how clean his technique is He's not bothered at all He's like okay whatever

He's like okay whatever What do you got okay I like it okay keep doing it Alright can you turn it up a bit? Because this is getting boring. Dude, he's fucking just killing it. Look at him, dude. Oh, my God.

You guys are killing me talking over each other. Jesus Christ. Charles Oliveri don't give a fuck, dude. Look at him. He's relaxed. He looks so good. I've never seen him look this good. And this is one of the biggest fights of his career.

Look at him, dude. He don't give a fuck. Oh, my goodness. Shit. Kevin's got to do something radical here takes him down good move three minutes oh my goodness Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. So much grease.

Oh my god. Look at him. He got a whizzer. You got a whizzer. Look at him. Hip over. Look at him. We can do this any place.

Look at that shit. Damn. Damn, Oliver is relaxed. Kevin Lee on top now. One of the greatest fights ever. This fight is amazing. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Oliver is relaxed. Kevin Lee on top now.

One of the greatest fights ever. This fight is amazing. Come on, man. Fuck yeah. This is a great fight. Kevin, be smart. Take him down. Kevin Lee is a beast.

Look at him, dude. He's a beast. That's a hard one to finish. He's a fucking ferocious beast. And he's a strong guy for this weight class. Oliver has got to get him off of him, right? Remember, Oliver used to fight at 45. Yes, sir.

Look at that shit. He wants that back. Considerably the smaller guy. See, that's the beautiful thing about Kevin Lee right now is he wants the back. Because that's his spot. That's what he's known for. Remember the Michael Chiesa fight? Michael Chiesa black belt.

He wants the back. That was super, super impressive that he choked Chiesa out like that. You definitely choked him out. You don't have to coach him. I just wish they let it go a couple more seconds. So you can see him go to sleep? Just so he taps or goes to sleep. I know, but still.

When a referee stops a choke, that's not necessary. Unless a guy goes out. I agree. And he wasn't out. I agree, but he was finished either way. No guy's relaxing in a rear-end. You're right. I would bet the house on it.

100%. But I would want to see it. I agree. Also, Michael Chiesa at 170 is a motherfucker. Motherfucker, dude. He's a motherfucker. Oh, he's a contender. Top five.

Dude, he's so strong. I love him, man. He's so strong. I love Michael Chiesa, man. It's impossible to imagine that he actually made 55. He's insane. Is he that big? Huge. Really? Huge. He's a big 70. I'm telling you,

he's your dark horse at 70. He's your dark horse. He's big for 70, man. Wow. Good on the feet, great on the ground. Right here, Kevin Lee wants the back. That's what he wants. That's where he gets most of his finishes.

There's a battle going on right here. How are they scoring this right now? There's a battle. There's a top half battle. He was piecing him up on the ground. He turns it into a leg lock battle. Look at that. He turned that top half into a leg lock battle.

Now, it's a whole different sport. Whole different sport. Real quick, remember, it's in Brazil. Remember, it's in Brazil. It's a whole different sport. Whole different sport. Real quick, remember, it's in Brazil. Remember, it's in Brazil. It's in Brazil. So the judges... His position, though. His position is a whole different thing.

Kevin Lee's winning right now. Top half. Why do you say that, B? No, no, I just... Oliveira was scoring a lot on the field. Yeah, it depends how you score. Yeah, I know. I know.

So I would give Kevin The takedown and control But is that Which goes a long ways Is that worth as much As the head strikes That he was Well what's the most Dominant thing that

Happened this round Look at that The takedown Oh shit And he ended The round on top How much damage Did he do

That's only the second round How much damage Did he do He held him there For a while No that's the second Are you sure Not the third

No the third's Coming up next Yeah Here's the thing Charles O'Liver's's cardio's not fantastic. Well, look, Kevin Lee looks exhausted here. You think so? Kevin's going to win this fight.

Look at him. Look at Kevin Lee. Look at Charles Oliveira. He didn't... This is a hard fight for both guys. Yes. This is a hard fight. Yes.

And on the feet, it's hard because Lee's taking a lot of shots before he can get it to the ground. He's getting fucked up on the feet. He's getting pieced up for two minutes. He's getting outclassed on the feet. Yeah. Dude, I'm really impressed with Oliver.

Me too. Oliver don't give a fuck. But it's just a technique. It's not that he doesn't give a fuck. He definitely doesn't. He comes forward. But it's also his technique

is super sharp. Look at that uppercut. Look at that shit. Boom. There's no fat to any of this. But look at him stay in the pocket too and read it.

It's so good. Look at that shit. No telegraphing. It just comes bop, bop. Exactly, Eddie. It's bop, bop. Brian, brother. There's no telegraph though. Your name. It's so good. Front kick up the middle to the chin. No telegraphing. It just comes. Exactly, Eddie. Brian, brother. There's no telegraph. I thought I got snow for that.

It's just shoot, shoot, shoot. But that was me but then he met you, Brian. I'm like, I teach my guys never to wind up. I'm pretty sure Kevin and your boy Tony

wrestled in college together. Here we go. Against each other. Here we go. Three. I don't think so. Oh, jumping front kick to start it off. See, this is where each other. Here we go. Three. I don't think so. Oh! Jumping front kick to start it off. See, this is

where it's most dangerous for Lee. He's still recovering. He's probably a little tired. And Oliveira. I'm telling you, Charles is more tired. Charles is more tired, dude. Shit. Charles is more tired. Kevin's gonna win. Oh, shit. Kevin's catching him. Somebody's gonna go down, dude. Somebody's going down. Come on, Kev.

Oh, shit. Chain wrestling. Somebody going down. Somebody's going down. Come on, Kev. Oh, shit. Chain wrestling. Chain wrestling. Somebody going down. He got guillotined, son. Look at that. He'll fuck you up. He got guillotined, son. He's tapping.

Oh, my God. Dude, Charles Oliveira is a shit. Oh, he tapped. He tried to go back to fighting. No, no. You can't fight no more. Oh, what? Dude, he tapped and he went back.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He got caught. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he got caught. Oh, my God, he got caught. Dude, Oliveira is a sack. Do you think he went to sleep and then came back? What happened right there? Dude, he put him in a gear team like he did it a million times.

I don't know. Like he did it a million times. Look at that shit. He tapped and he went right back to wrestling. Maybe he's hoping people didn't see the tap. Let's see it. Let me see. God damn, Oliveira's good. Look at that hoping people didn't see the tap. Let's see it. Let me see. God damn, Oliver.

Look at that front kick to the body. Look at how he sinks it in, man. Look how deep. You got to pass that leg. You know how much confidence you have to have in that motherfucker to do that? Half guard, too. He's like, I got this, bitch. Half guard.

He does this shit all the time. That's his shit. 100%. That's his shit. He just throws out of it. He's like, dude, are you kidding me? You're coming into my shit oh no oh look it's like he woke up oh shit it's like he woke up and jumped on his back oh my goodness man there's a poster right there wow that's crazy yeah he must have a great fight i wish there was two more rounds look at this they're cool with

each other no that's nice to see. Yeah, dude, he must have choked him out. He must have choked him unconscious, and he woke up thinking the fight was still going on. That's crazy. Who's better than him? Holy shit. Is that people better than him?

Where is he trained at? Brazil. Who's better than him? What weight division? He's so good. 45? But guys have beaten him. Is that 45 or 55?

55. That was 55? That's 55. Because he used to do 45. Yes. And now he went up to 55? He was 55? That's 55. Because he used to do 45. Yes. And now he went up to 55? He was cutting too much weight at 45. He won seven in a row.

Pretty sure he's won seven in a row. That might be a spot. 55? I didn't know he made that move. I didn't know he made that move. Can you pull up his record? Oh, man. That was a crazy.

Amazing. I wish I wish I had two more rounds of that Is that a Pringle? That guy's ready for some Epic battles One two three four five six This is seven

That's a big fight This is seven One by submission Jim Miller that's a big fight Rear naked choke Clay Guida Clay Guida God damn

Nick Lentz TKO God damn Your boy Paul Felder Beaten when that was his last loss In 2017 That's amazing He's not lost in three years Felder's a beast Remember Felder Beat him That was his last loss In 2017 That's amazing He's not lost in three years

Felder's a beast Remember Felder got on top of him And smashed him Felder's a beast But that was a fight Where he was tested too man He was tested too The guy's got some sneaky

He hasn't lost Since when? He hasn't lost since 2017 You know what He's got a little spot That could put him in You find that little spot You could hold him in

And you could fucking Grind out a decision Beating Kevin Lee Is beating kevin god damn it he is super dynamic he doesn't give a fuck standing he's gonna come forward he's gonna throw down some shit you're gonna take him down he's gonna choke you or he'll take you down and choke you well what's what's interesting is also the exact same precision what's interesting also is that his style, like when you watch him fight, if you were thinking he was going to fight Kevin Lee, you would think, well, Kevin Lee's best chance is on the feet. 100%.

That's what you'd think. Kevin Lee just knocked out Gregor Gillespie. Kevin Lee's a big, big, powerful guy. He didn't make the weight. He struggles to make that weight. But on the feet, dude, he was just a technician. The problem is Kevin's main path is take down to the back and it works on most of these motherfuckers but charles oliver that's a

it's gonna be hard to make that path work take that guy down and then you're gonna take his back damn that's a hard task he's this is stacked. That's his best path. So he took it away. That's what happened here tonight. Well, it's also his stand-up is so sharp that Kevin was always behind. He beat Kevin up on the feet. He hit him with uppercuts and lead hooks and jabs. He looked like a world champion on the feet.

Dude, how stacked is 55? Crazy stacked. It's the best time ever to be UFC fan. Crazy. You go through the divisions of women's. Women's? Honestly, it's a good argument. It's insane.

It's a good argument. Oh, yeah. Women's is insane. Yeah. Women's is stacked. That Chinese chick. Dude, when I was watching that Chinese chick, I swear to God, man. Wei Lei?

Zhang Wei Li. Wei Li? We call her Wei Lei. She looked like a super destroyer. You could have gave it to Yana, though. That didn't look like... Yeah, she could have got her. I never seen shit like that.

She looked like fucking... It's one of the best fights ever. Some Japanese fucking samurai destroyer. She's Chinese. Chinese. Or whatever. Shaolin, whatever. But she looked like some Chinese.

I went to the bathroom. Five animal, Wing Chun, destroyer. She's a beast. We've never seen anybody like that. I went to the bathroom, and I thought Ioana won. I was like, I'll probably give it to Ioana when I came back. That's one where the judges couldn't have got it wrong. When they gave it to Wei Lei, I was like, all right, that's cool.

All right, we're fine. It should have been a draw. For sure, rematch. It should have either been a draw or a draw.. I lean towards you on I did too so barely Yeah, I need to buy a bike to buy a hero. I lean towards you. Yeah, they I it could have gone either way But you got a you know physical damage that you could see it's got a it's got a It was a weird him it's all like yeah, they can't be he might tell him you can't be like the loser can't like have

no cuts and then the winner she didn't have no cuts she was fucked up whatever she just didn't have her face was all swollen it was a tough fight

for both women no no I get it whatever it was whatever it was you gotta go with the one who physically look less damaged

if it's that close they both need six months off if it's super close. They both need six months off. If it's super close, you got to go, okay, damn, she looks kind of fucked up. No, Eddie, it's one strike. It's one strike caused that. I don't know how fucking hundreds of strikes landed. It just happened to swell up.

It didn't affect her performance. She still performed very well. You can't judge her based on her appearances. You got to judge based on the amount of shots that landed. It was so close. She could have won the fourth round. She won the fourth round. No, no.

Lost the fifth, won the fourth. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it could have gone either way. It could have gone. It was fucking close, right? Everybody agrees it could have gone either way. So what's the deciding factor? How do these motherfuckers look?

No. Damage. Physical damage. Physical damage. How about our boy Sean O'Malley? You got to count that shit. You got to count that. He looked great.

Physical damage. That's evidence. Our boy Sean O'Malley was fucking got to count that shit. You got to count that. He looked great. Physical damage. That's evidence. Our boy Sean O'Malley was fucking good. That Chinese girl didn't have a cut. She was fine. Hey, man. She was fine. She was ready to go clubbing.

You made your point. You know what I'm saying? She was going back. She was going to party. Shout out to fucking Civil Ware. Good knife. Brian tried to change the subject. I was just saying Sean O'Malley looked fantastic.

Sean O'Malley looked great. He looked like a legit, legit superstar we can invest in. Yeah, how crazy is that? Two years off for that kid. Comes back looking better than ever. Never stopped training. He got wrapped up in a bunch of little injuries. And then there was a...

The bullshit USADA thing. A USADA thing. And they were like, our bad. Tainted supplement. Our bad. Yeah, our bad. But they had A USADA thing And they were like Our bad Our bad Yeah our bad But they had already done it And they had already suspended him

They don't do anything When that happens either Even if you didn't do anything wrong They don't do anything Here's the I know it's fucked up But here's the thing It helped a young kid like that

Because he got better Better skills got better So he doesn't get Fucking thrown to the wolves Also today Because of social media And he does video games Twitch

So he plays video games online So people still know who he is Yeah Like he stays in the public eye Puts up the social media And he does video games So he plays video games online So people still know who he is Yeah Like he stays in the public eye Puts up the social media training footage Lets everybody know where it's at Two years later comes back Looks like a world beater

I got him coming out of the food truck Diary I love that kid Yeah he's awesome And when he doesn't have the cornrows In his hair it's preposterous Yeah That's crazy

Who did he fight? It's awesome A tough guy but you know Like a vet Jose Quinones A vet Very very tough guy It wasn't like, like a vet. Jose Quinones. A vet. Very, very tough guy. It wasn't like some bum.

They tossed him. What's crazy with him is, you know, I didn't know that until I had him on the podcast. He didn't have a background in traditional karate or taekwondo or any of that shit. Just a kid. But you see the way he throws his kicks. You're like, really? Yep. You didn't do this from the time you were 14 or something like that?

Nope. Nope. Nope. Learned it all. When he fights, he's just one of those guys where he has that weird it factor. Yeah, he puts it together. There are wrestlers and jiu-jitsu guys like that. They just pick it up faster than everybody else.

Yeah, but he's neither of those. He learned MMA. He's an interesting cat, man. He's a straight MMA fighter. A really interesting cat. He's got some weird quality about him that people pay attention to him. And he's really good. There's both things happening at the same time.

People like BJ Penn, we were talking about earlier. When he was in his prime, there was a thing about BJ. When BJ's fighting, oh shit, BJ's fighting. It wasn't just their skill level. It was there's something about him. People have a something about him. Sean has a something about him. I love this kid.

When you see him throw his kicks, like that spinning back kick or the round kick, Something about him. There is. Sean has a something about him. Oh, this kid. I love this kid. I love this kid. But when you see him throw his kicks, like that spinning back kick or the round kick, I did a little bit of training with him. I showed him a little bit of stuff, Taekwondo stuff on the bag. Yeah. After we did the podcast, we came and we talked about some stuff. And him and his coach, I forget his name, really fucking cool guy. Tim.

Tim Welch. Welch, thank you. Really cool guy. Oh uh welch welch thank you um really cool guy but when we uh started uh doing some stuff and and throwing some kicks and things i was like do you have a background on this and he's like no he just started learning it with mma that's amazing you look like yeah he looks like a karate guy he's also when he when he was in there especially this last time it's all like you can tell he's calm in there. He's comfortable. Like, oh, fuck. He imitates, in my opinion, like a lot of the ways he throws.

Some of his techniques is very Wonderboy-like, which is why I thought that he, not at the same caliber of Wonderboy, don't get me wrong, but Wonderboy is one of the best strikers I think I've ever seen inside the sport. But he does the slide. He does a lot of slide things that you really don't learn normally unless you have a background in traditional martial arts like like raymond daniels probably does it better than anybody fighting mma right now because he's got a background in traditional point karate and he was a point karate demon so raymond daniels well he'll slide in on you i probably shouldn't say demon i think he's really religious no demons fun it's fine demon monster dude if someone called me a demon, I'd go, yeah.

Taekwondo demon? Have you seen Raymond Daniels do crazy shit? Have you ever seen him? A fuck demon? I'd like to be called a fuck demon. Have you ever seen his KO highlight reel? No. He's one of the most ridiculous.

As you, as a guy who has a background in Taekwondo, you would love his highlight reel. It's ridiculous. He even glory. He does touch, jumping side kick, spinning back kick in the air. You've never seen him beat? No. Against the rings? Against the ring ropes?

No. Dude. I love Hardy. There's not a guy alive who's more flashy, who's fighting MMA or kickboxing than Raymond Daniels. Not a guy alive. Really? Not a guy alive. Sean O'Malley's like Conor McGregor and Wonderboy had this weird baby.

Yeah. To me, he has that same flavor as Conor with the hand thing. It's the feet a little bit of Wonderboy. It's strange. Well, listen to me. No bullshit. Raymond Daniels. Think about how good Michael Venn and Paige is.

Yeah. Raymond Daniels is on another level. Really? There's another level. What? Another planet. He'd be on another planet. What?

He's on another planet. Credentials? Planet. Well, they fought each other in point karate. Yeah. But it's... Paige is no... But he went over...

But Michael Venn and Paige went over to glory and fought guys like Nikki Holtzkin and Joseph Valtellini. He fought assassins in kickboxing, coming out of basically a whole lifetime of point karate. And then he kind of got his groove... You're talking about Venom Page? No. I'm talking about Raymond Daniels, you fuck.

But you said Venom Page also fought point fighters. Well, Venom Page did. He fought Raymond Daniels in point fighting look Raymond Page is one of my favorite fighters when he fights I tune in

what I'm saying is as far as their accomplishments in kickboxing Raymond Daniels is a world champion if I'm Bellator though I go all in

on Michael Benjamin Page that's your that's your that's your cash cow well he's the most

well you gotta go in on Lima because Lima KO'd him. But if you look at him, he's absolutely the most exciting guy to watch because he does crazy shit. And he does things to people. Well, he also takes people that are really competent fighters and he makes them look like they have no business. Like when he fought Dave Rickles.

Yeah. You're like, what? Stop. Stop this. Stop this. He did fight Dave Rickles, right? That was the one that was like, he's just too good. And then Cyborg, he broke his fucking skull.

That was ridiculous. That was so sick. And then the Paul Daly fight, which was tough. That was incredible. That was incredible, but I was so stunned that Paul Daly took him down. I was like, wow, Paul Daly decided to win the fight instead of win the decision. It's not Paul Daly. I think he was so mad at that dude.

They talk so much shit. Oh, dude, I'm just thinking of British fighters right now. How about fucking Wilder Fury 3 is happening? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? I can because that's box and that's where the money's at. But if you're Wilder, it's like, dude, I haven't won. I've won maybe two rounds.

How many rounds have they fought? 12. So you know what I'm saying? So of the 20-plus rounds, I've won two. And we got to get this fucking trilogy fight? Boxing's so strange, man. It's crazy. Give us Joshua Fury, you fucks.

I know. Well, who knows if they're going to have any fights for months now. Let's stop and think about that. Look at this guillotine. God damn, that's beautiful. Oh, my God. Yeah, it is. Damn, that's deep. Look at it. Tap, tap tap and look you know what he did that was beautiful

watch this right here than that wakes up i don't like that i predict i i made a call i thought kevin lee's sick around tk earlier in the fight so when he when his back hit the mat and he ended up in guard he didn't spend any time as as they, it was a little scramble, and Kevin Lee ended up on top. And as soon as he got full guard, he started throwing elbows. Kevin Lee covered up, and then he threw an armbar in.

The armbar didn't work, and he ended up in the omoplata. He just went after him immediately with elbows and put an arm bar on him and it turned into an omoplata. He's safe the whole time. Even if none of that works, if that's in your blood,

it's just like, keep him busy. Boom, arm bar, omoplata. You can't touch me. Yeah, he was on the offensive the whole time. Here's the thing, too. He's only 30.

That's crazy. He's 40 in a long time. He's 40 in fight That's crazy. That guy's been around a long time. He's 40 in fight years, though. Remember when he fought Efrain Escudero and choked him out of nowhere? How could you say that? Remember? He took his back standing. Do you remember that?

You got to say that. Nobody knew who the fuck he was? This is at 45? He has some amazing wins, man. Amazing. I don't know why his name slipped out of my mind CT But the Jiu Jitsu phenom That fought on the card with Ioana and Wele

Who was that? He was on the undercard You know what I'm talking about Submit him right away But hurt his eye Oh He's one of the best Jiu Jitsu practitioners of all time Come on

He's fighting UFC now He's undefeated God damn it Oh come on You know who he is What you do is You used to go against Bouchacha. He's phenomenal.

Hold up Faviera. Yes. What happened to him? He won or lost? Yeah, he won, but he got his eye clipped, swollen, shut. He probably had to stop the fight. Took him down triangle. Arm triangle.

He's so good. How did he get it? How's he pass the drug test? Something in the scramble. He got hit. Is he that sick? And he got a, bro drug test Something in the scramble He got hit Is he that sick And he got a Bro I said during the broadcast He clinched and he took him down

They cooked him up in the same lab They cooked up Yo Romero and Paula Costa Let me see him He said Send it to the broadcast Yeah I was like look at those two

He's just Oh dude He's so jacked Look at his eye His eye was completely shut Wow that's not Third bicep coming out of his head Rodolfo Mirazai destroyed

but he still won anyway all submissions undefeated is the guy gonna be okay oh dude in the jujitsu world he's high level he's the man

he's the fucking man he's so jacked he's preposterous one year in Abu Dhabi won it and never stayed like year after year oh I've seen that guy

you've seen his body yeah that guy was at Bellator look at that picture that guy was at Bellator I mean I that picture. That guy was at Bellator. I mean, I'm sorry. Not Bellator. Metamorris. Yes.

I remember him. He was on the car. He was on the car. You and I were like, you and I were looking at his body going, come on, dude. I love him. That's the craziest body I've ever seen in my life. I love him. It's the craziest.

Look at that one. Look at that one. It says Natty Legend. Natty Legend up there. Yeah. Natty Legend. He's as bodied up as it gets. You're not buying it? The Natty part. Natty Legend up there. Yeah. Natty Legend. He's as bodied up as it gets. You're not buying it?

The Natty part? Come on. I don't know what they put. Don't be afraid of controversy. Dude, days of the plague. I don't know what they put in the acai in Brazil. Yeah. Maybe they put steroids in it.

I mean, I don't have to say he's on steroids. It might be carnivore. It might be carnivore. Maybe he is. Maybe he's eating that Brazilian beef. He's a natural mesomorph. Either way, he trains like a motherfucker. He's been doing on steroids. Might be carnivore. Might be carnivore. Maybe he is. Maybe he's eating that Brazilian beef. Look, either way, he's a natural mesomorph. Well, either way, he trains like a motherfucker. He's been doing so forever.

Oh, he's so fucking good. Jamie, go back to that one with the gi where he's got it open up. Go to that one right there with his gi opened up to the far right in the middle. Right there, yeah. Look at that. Bro, that's on the cover of one of them romance novels that chicks read when they finger blast themselves. That's the best body I've ever seen.

Brennan and I were looking at his body. He had a shirt on. Brennan and I were both like this. Come on. That's the best body I've ever seen. I agree with you 100%.

Listen, it's a romance novel like sort of romance porn for ladies. That's the cover. Written by Renato La Raja. That's the cover

and it's called I Take You To My Mats. Look at his body. That's his body and that's what it gets. I take you to my mats. That's the best body. I put my hook to you. I give you my my mats. Look at his body. That's his body. I take you to my mats. That's the best body. I put my hook to you.

I give you my hooks. Hey, could you guys see on the broadcast when they panned Apollo Costa? Yeah. That boy. I sent him a hoodie. That boy is so thick. He's so big. He's so.

What the fuck? Did you see when he sparred with Logan Paul? Yeah. Dude, he looks like he's 250 pounds. Did you see when Logan Paul wrestled for reals? Logan Paul can wrestle. Can wrestle. He can wrestle. Well, he wrest like he's 250 pounds. Did you see when him and Logan Paul wrestled? For reals? Logan Paul can wrestle. Can wrestle. He can wrestle. He was All-State in Ohio. That's amazing. And you can see it when

he's moving. You see that scramble? It's like, this is no joke. I think he's going to fight Dylan Dennis. I think he's going to really fight Dylan Dennis in a boxing match. What do you think's going to happen? That's crazy. Did you see Logan slap that guy unconscious? You know that That's crazy Did you see Much bigger Did you see Logan Slap that guy Unconscious

You know that Rush thing that they do Where they slap each other That's fake by the way That's fake You fucking sucker He's much bigger than Dylan Davis

I didn't know How much he was gonna fall What car is that If you Something expensive He's rich as fuck But if you Watch him

Slap that dude See if you can find That video Jamie Of him slapping this fat guy unconscious. You know that thing where people just let them slap you? You stand across the chair. You slap me first, then I slap you. Might be the dumbest thing people have ever invented.

So stupid. The last dumb thing that was dumber than that was when they used to tape people's arms together and have an MMA fight. Was that broadcasted? Yeah. Yeah. It was X-Arm. They would tape their arms together, and they'd throw head kicks and arm bars and shit against the table. So you'd arm bar someone.

The guys were hanging off a table trying to break someone's arm. High kick. High kick. High kick. What the fuck? It was so dumb, it hurts. Look how big this guy is. Look at this.

This big fat guy, and Logan takes his shirt off because that's what you do when you're going to slap a guy unconsciously. If I had that body, I'd do the same thing. I'd be honest. But watch this. This guy thinks he can take it. He's got it in his head that he can take it. Logan's house, by the way. Look at this.

Look how preposterous this is. Watch this. That's not a good idea. Boom! Catch him, catch him, catch him. Yeah, don't do that at home, kids. Do not do that at home. That counts.

That counts. That guy's like 350 pounds, too. That's a big KO. That's a big KO That's a big KO Here's what's crazy to me You gotta give Logan A little bit of respect He has all the money

In the world He can keep making YouTube videos Yet he signs up For this shit Like wrestling With Paulo Costa No that's whatever

No I'm talking about Paulo Costa Like sparring with his ass Wrestling Boxing It's crazy to me No you're right He's crazy

Look he's having fun Right And part of what he does Part of what his business is No that guy's got brain damage This guy It's not good at all I think he should be more worried

About his blood pressure Let's be real here That fat guy Yeah His cholesterol His L.D. That was dangerous man Yeah

Oh it is Look at his head man His head's fucked up From when he fell forward He fell forward with all his weight. Powerful. Not only that. Logan Tweedout goes, I wish I never did this.

He goes, I apologize. I wish I never fucking did this. Did he not think that he would have done that? I didn't even know how powerful he was. He didn't get sued. No. Trust me. He had that guy sign waivers.

He didn't want to hurt the guy. Well, not only that. That shit is obviously something that people do as a sport. That slap shit. Is he going to let this guy slap him to get him back? No, the guy's... It seems like the guy's standing in front of him, like the guy's going to slap him now. Well, you tell the guy's emotional. So when you get knocked out, you do two things.

You either get really mad or really emotional. I get emotional. That big guy's really emotional. Well, now the world has to see him get slapped like that, too. Those contests that they have, you know what I mean? Those contests that they have where they stand in front of each other and slap. It's usually in Russia, though, right? What is going on?

Russians. What? Russians have nothing. They're just like, let's slap each other. Who's the dumb motherfucker that lets you hit them first? You have to be so dumb. Have you seen those, Jamie? Unless.

Where they slap any. Unless you know the guy has nothing. Like, there was one. There's one hilarious one where this guy slaps this guy in the face. He just kind of like fingertips him across the face. And this other guy grizzly clubs him right on the neck and just snaps his head sideways and instantly KOs him. He slapped him. But if you catch someone palm to jaw.

Boss rooting style? Yes, man. Going out. You get a tremendous amount of power. You can do this with your palm. Never forget that. And it doesn't hurt at all. You can't do that with your knuckles. With your knuckles you go like, ow, that hurts.

But this shit doesn't hurt at all. Watch this. This guy lets this dude hit him first because he ain't got shit. Watch this. Ready? Look at that bitch ass. Oh my goodness. You want to go with it? See it? Oh my goodness. You want to go with it? Oh, that's not the one I saw.

Go with it. There's a bunch. I would assume everybody gets knocked out. I've retreated a couple. That was beautiful. Go with it. The technique.

Show me that again. Look at the technique when the guy turns his shoulder into this. Watch this. Look at this. Oh! Dude, see that technique?

It's the whip blast that not... Yeah. The whip and the turn of the shoulder. Hey, is there anything more disrespectful than a slap? Like when Nate Diaz slaps people. Like when Nate Diaz, it's like, fuck, dude.

Now, what happens? Do they wake that dude up and he gets to slap him or is it game over? Nope, game over. You get knocked out. Game, set, match. I got to go, kids. Where are you going? I got to go.

You ain't got shit to do. Come on, bro. Why are you lying? You know they're sleeping. We're just going to get into. We have Epstein to talk about. We have Pedogate. We have conspiracies on coronavirus.

We have a lot. We haven't even touched the surface. I don't trust you guys, man. Coronas. Coronas. I feel like this is a deep state pocket right here. What does that mean? I don't know, man.

There's some shit going on. Like my fucking straight up Australian hat. I need a fix for your Bokanowski. Oh, really? You't know, man. There's some shit going on. I need a fucking straight-up Australian hat. I need a fixed-blade knife. Oh, really? You got a Bokanowski on? I want a fixed-blade knife. Oh, that's dope. Pretty dope, right? That's how I fight now.

We'll let you go. Don't cut my mic. I go, want to lose your mic? Want to lose hydraulics? Okay, put that away please It makes you nervous It should You know what it is dude

Knives are so final That's why For me Everything I do is final It has finality You guys fucking Do your sparring Mr. Final

They call me You know they call me In the fight world That's what they call me Because that's all it takes I thought they called you Don't talk shit get hit No talk shit get hit Talk shit get hit You have more than one name That's what they call me. Because that's all it takes. I thought they called you Don't Talk Shit Get Hit.

No, Talk Shit Get Hit. Talk Shit Get Hit. You have more than one name? Yeah, because that's all it takes. The last thing you hear is, and I go, about to lose hydroxin. Eight, seven, six, five, and you're done. I'm not mad at that hat on you, Joe. Thanks.

Thank you very much. I could be an honorary Australian. I would go there. I love those people. I love them. Did Volkanovski talk about his weight loss, how he's big? Yeah, he did. The most. Guys, come on.

Oh, wow. You look like a total homo. You could be in a really good movie about a crazy person from Australia. Brian Down Under. It's a porno. What are you doing? You going to pull the knife out? Now that's a knife, man.

What's going on with your boots that you wore on purpose? What is going on with those? Oh, wow. With the black socks. What is going on with those? What's going on with those boots? You bought those? Wait a minute.

You went to a store. You went to a store. Did like perfect you like perfect i'll take lose one somewhere i want to wear a knife like this why are you wearing those boots because it's raining you got rain boots what are you no you fucks these are fucking these are these are doesn't matter doesn't matter put your knife down so why please please you're threatening people okay keep your knife right when i draw a knife so i'll never draw i'll never draw unless i'm gonna draw blood that's my like a samurai my sense that always made us believe that and

we fought for real did i ever tell you that David Lee Roth moved to Japan to study Kendo for a year I know I've met him went to Japan with his dog just didn't know anybody there

learned Japanese a little bit and learned Kendo took Kendo every day do you have to get the most do you know what I mean he was getting

so much David Lee Roth I was like this is tiring when you're talking about the number one rock star in the history of humanity David Lee Roth I spent a little time when you're talking about the number one rock star in the history of humanity

David Lee Roth is in the conversation Doug David Roth used to rent him David Lee Roth his the apartment above him he used to go on stage with a bottle of Jack

in Venice Beach no in New York Jesus Christ in New York he was doing the splits in the mid-air David Lee Roth would basically

he learned how to become a helicopter he became a true paramedic and actually saved lives he was putting he was helping this guy and the guy goes David Lee Roth would basically, he learned how to become a helicopter. He became a true paramedic and actually saved lives. He was helping this guy and the guy goes, David Lee Roth? He goes,

yeah, you're not hallucinating, brother. Dude, that's what happens when you get so much pussy that that's the last thing. Because most guys, they wake up every day like, how am I going to get some pussy? He's a true rock star.

Pussy was the last thing on his mind. It was so easy. From California. So what happens is you start fucking, you start driving helicopters. You start going to Japan. Fucking dudes.

When you get all the pussy you could ever imagine. Dude, imagine if you dressed that way. You could go to India. I'm going to fucking go into some. He was amazing. I'll tell you what, man. I've hung out with him a couple of times. I've had dinner with him.

He's a very interesting guy. He's very friendly to everybody. Very smart. And very interested in different things that people are really good at all over the world. That's what he's interested in. And he loves talking about the good old days, too. Because we met him at the comedy store. That's right.

Oh, he wants to talk to you about the shit. That's all I want from that's right oh he he wants to that's what i want about the shit he said that's all i want you know what he used to do he used to give his roadies backstage passes they all had backstage patches and they would uh sign them yeah and if he had sex with a girl with one of their backstage passes, he would give them $200. Why? Do you know this is true or is this a rumor? That's what he said. No, no, that's what he said.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly somebody told you this story. So he'd give them $200 and then what happened? You know what? I don't know what had happened. Nothing you're saying I recall. I recall none of those things.

That's so hilarious. Not only that, I think that's misinformation And some Probably some fucking Government disinfo And it wasn't him saying it It was the other guy He's also a secretary

Of Black Belt Or some kind of a Yeah it doesn't matter They'll just play the guitar All I'm saying is David LeBron was a bad motherfucker All I'm saying is He was a bad motherfucker

Okay Hey what band was it Between Between songs I forget what band it was It might have been Rolling Stones They would fuck. One of the lead guys would fuck girls below and then come back up.

Don't go there. We can't go to the mic. Are you sure? Yeah. During the show? I'm pretty sure it was Poison. Like in the 60s or some shit? All of them?

I'm pretty sure it was Poison. No, Motley Crue. Motley Crue. You're right. Motley Crue. They did a lot of fucking. Yeah, he'd fuck girls between songs. No, of course.

Not between songs. Of course you can't do that. You have to. Sure, why not? You have to play a shit. See ya. Yeah, he'd fuck girls between songs. No, of course. Not between songs. Of course you didn't. You can't do that. Sure, why not? You'd play a shit and see. No, that'll fuck the set up. Yeah. That'll fuck the set up.

That kind of stuff maybe sometimes. Who knows? You're talking about between shows? Who knows? There's a green room. What are you going to do? Yeah, what are you going to do? But whoever predicted that before rock stars came around, stop and think about that.

Before rock stars, there were no rock stars, right? There was composers. There was priests. Priests. And there was musicians. Jazz. Before rock stars, there were no rock stars, right? There was composers. There was priests. And there was musicians. Jazz. Jazz. No, but people doing entertainment. There was stuff.

Elvis Presley. There was nothing at the level of arenas filled with people. The Pope was on Michael Jackson. Eddie, please. There's nothing like arenas filled with people rocking out. It's basically a new sensation for human beings. The amplifiers come along. They're able to fill an arena with sound.

Then they have pyrotechnics and lights and so hypnotic complete new experience for human beings and only happened like 50s 60s 70s 80s it just it happened out of nowhere so all of human history nothing and then all of a sudden amplified music giant arena filled with people everyone's doing legal drugs because alcohol's everywhere at every arena and then plus a bunch Of illegal drugs And then the drug Of the music And the crowd And everybody's rocking out

Hey what's better Being a huge rock star Or a huge comic Comic Probably because rock star You're singing the same Fucking song Fuck that

You can't Fuck around Stop singing your old stuff Fuck that You gotta sing your old stuff Yeah you gotta give them The hits Cause comic can't

Come up with new shit You know what's great About comedy You don't need a band yeah you get along with your band exactly you show up fuck yeah you don't need a like a show the because if you're gonna put together a show you better put together a lot of dates and you should be on the road a lot but if you're a comedian you just choice you guys yeah i gotta go get out of here brian i love you you all you don't have your headphones on you fuck that's why everything's going no that's not my fault it's a big part of it get out of here you son of a bitch i love you stay safe wash your hands that's a mushroom hat

that's made out of mushrooms go take care of your kids come back here for a second your kids can hold for another hat it's a better hat for you. This is a Paul Stamets mushroom hat. That's a good fucking yodel. You've never looked older than in that hat. You look like you drank buttermilk at the diner Fuck you guys man I had it with your ageist bullshit

You look good Later brother Stay safe out there Stay safe out there Brian Don't get corona dude You're older It's a boomer virus Love you brother

Bye Brian What a character The best There's no one like him Who the fuck else would do that? At 52 years old At 52 years old Brian has more energy than I do

Yeah he's not changed at all No he's actually better Since his divorce He's the best ever Yeah We've talked about it Yeah he's on point Yeah his divorce he's the best ever yeah we've talked about it yeah he's on point yeah he's just a unique human like there's no one like his kind of funny is a

different kind of funny like i don't know that kind of funny no like he's he's likes to talk about riding horses you know what i mean like how you like if you said you know that comic he jokes around about riding a horse like what like what the fuck are you talking about it's funny about riding a horse and you know he talks to the animals like what delia interrupted us at the other night on at the store and goes uh what's he talking about animals he's a unique dude he's the best there's no one like our friend brian that's one thing that i'm hoping is good that's going to come out of all this nonsense of no crowds and everybody panic to touch anything or shake hands that we'll appreciate each other a little bit more.

Yeah, talk to your friends. That's what I want to do. If I can game so bad today, man, it's like, fuck, I haven't seen anybody in a while. We got a little drunk, though. At least you don't have to touch nobody no more. The people you want to touch, you know. I don't think we're in trouble but i think uh i think it's a wake-up call i just i didn't know that 90 000 people sometimes die from the flu either

i didn't know it was that high when i saw that that number i was like what like that's a rough year for the flu i was like wow but with the corona they don't know too if when the weather heats up if it's if it's going to go away they think it might be a different strain that did not think that that that makes any sense at all Yeah they don't know He said this is what happens He said it usually coincides With it running through

Running through a community So it seems that The flu goes away But what happens is everybody that survives the flu Develops an immunity to that flu And if it sticks around, that's why when those guys in the pioneer days encountered Native Americans, they gave them all these fucking horrendous diseases. They had no immunity for it.

But these pioneer people were carrying this shit around with them. It didn't seem to be a problem with them at all. As soon as they started intermingling with the white man, they started getting all kinds of crazy diseases. Game over. You know what killed 90% of all the Native Americans at some point in time? 90% of some tribes.

90. 9-0. That's crazy. Just from bugs. Yeah, but, but, that's like, like history is just so, you can't trust history.

Why would they lie about the numbers of Native Americans killed? Fuck, I don't know. I don't know. All I know is 50 people have died of corona so far. Mm-mm. That's not true. What do you mean, in America?

In America. Well, dude, Italy is shut down. It got there first. It got to all these other countries first, and it's killing people. It's only been here for a short amount of time. You know when Obama called the state of emergency, national state of emergency, with the swine flu or sars one of them too right i forget it was after a thousand people had died after a thousand but eddie do you understand that way more than a thousand people who died in china and in italy more than a thousand people

just in the united states right but it's just getting here that's why they acted the way they acted you're supposed to hit peak form in like two weeks, right? Well, they don't know. But that's why the state of emergency happened because they don't want it to get out of hand. Yes, the idea is to try

to nip it in the bud and try to keep it from spreading. Joe, can I ask Eddie this? Because me and Eddie have been going back and forth with the text. Why would, if I'm a conspiracy,

if I'm a conspiracy guy, why would they do this eddie what what's the question you know what i'm talking about no no what's the question why would they do this like why would they think they would fake a disease or

make such a big deal of it for trump i know i know trump it hurts it hurts his there's so many theories some people think it helps him so many theories the way he's handling it yeah some people think he's handling it well but there was

a woman from uh i forget where she was from i want to say anyway she was a press lady who asked a question like why his administration disbanded the pandemic office and uh he didn't know about it and so he turned to some other guy that was on stage with him he's like do you know about this like why did we do you know there's a lot of people in my administration he's like i didn't i don't know what but i did a lot of good things and he goes we saved a lot of people and stopping travel saved thousands of lives and he told her it was a nasty question nobody fucked up more than joe biden though when he got in that argument with that guy on the floor of uh that uh you know that argument that he got with a union worker yeah he. He was talking about the Second Amendment. I didn't see it.

Biden has said that they're going to take away certain guns. He said that. This is recent? No, he said that in interviews before. And this guy was confronting him on it, and he called him a liar. Oh, wow. It wasn't good. Anybody talking about making our guns smaller and they're spending time with, oh, we need smaller magazines.

You guys got 15. We need to drop it down to nine. Anytime anybody says anything like that, I'm like, I don't fucking trust you at all. Why are you worried about the size of my magazine, you fuck face? I'm trying to protect my family. Who cares

if I have 15 rounders? Oh, we need smaller guns. We need less ammo. I'm like, anytime someone says anything like that, you're already done with me, dude. You're spending time on the size of my guns. I know what you're saying, but hold on a second. You're done, son. I know what you're saying. You're done.

I know what you're saying, but hold on a second. You're looking at it logically. You're looking at it like that's his real feelings. The problem is when something comes along, politicians have to to make a move they have to do something in response they have to have a response for a crisis and if they don't have some sort of response they don't have some sort of response in terms of take away some of the guns last shootings you have to have response you have to do i get that i get that hold on man but it's it's it's it doesn't it's not logical i i agree with you that like saying you're gonna

shut down the amount of rounds or you're gonna like you're if you're trying to stop a mass shooting a more effective way be better mental health that'd be a way more effective way and then it's common sense yes common sense it's good like you you okay some kid shoots up a fucking mall now i gotta give up my guns. Your guns are too big. How does that make sense? I'm just trying to protect my family against any motherfuckers coming in. And now you go, oh, your gun's too fucking big. To me, that's some...

Of course, that's not what you're worried about. The overall goal is to take the guns totally. But I see what you're doing. You're going piece by piece, inch by inch. That's what I see. And if there was a grand conspiracy, that's what they would be doing. But what they're doing is they're politicians

and the left generally wants gun control. And then when people want a piece to people... I don't want to hear any... I understand what you're saying. But you got to understand that it's more of a political ploy... It's a game. It's a game. I don't care. As soon as you start... As soon as you're saying but you gotta understand that it's more of a political ploy as soon as you start as soon as you're into gun control i don't want to hear anything else i think what's weird is boom that's it you're done okay out of all the people in america like you give

me a choice of bernie sanders or fucking biden like that these are the guys well not only that it doesn't seem like it's b It's Bernie Sanders anymore He's out It seems like he's basically out That's such a bummer You know what You know what They're not talking about If they're not talking about

What if I wouldn't be surprised If some like So called experts Said hey listen If we eliminated All the tax scams Going on

Throughout the United States And all Congress If we eliminated All that shit And really Put our tax money to work and we had some tax fucking tax force

making sure that the tax money isn't siphoned out and scammed on and all these scams. I wouldn't be surprised if we a straight flat tax of 15% would cover everything beautifully. If it was just managed.

No one's talking about managing. They're talking about raising taxes. They're already stealing all our money and now you're going to raise our taxes more? Why don't we figure out who the fuck is stealing all our money and then we worry about raising it. Eliminate the scams.

Eliminate the scams and then figure out, I bet if we fucking clean out the scams, I bet we're paying way too much. What are scams? What are scams? Dude, there's scams going on all over the place. That shit that Biden was fucking bragging about on video on the CFR that you could see on YouTube. Those are the scams that are going on everywhere.

Well, you're talking about them getting paid by foreign governments, right? Dude, there's scams. There's scams. All our tax money is being scammed. So you're talking about them getting paid by foreign governments, right? Dude, they're scams. They're scam. All our tax money is being scammed. So they're talking about we need more tax money. But it has to go

to something, Eddie. Like the tax money, like something has to pay for the fire department. Something has to pay to fix this tree. For sure. Something has to pay

to hire the police. I'm down with that. Of course, I'm down with that. The costs of all those things is tremendous. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about there needs to be a fucking task force

That monitors where this fucking money is going And are people siphoning and scamming They certainly could be That's what they need to be talking about They're talking about more tax It's obvious that we're being scammed Left and right with our money Our money is being scammed.

That should be top priority. Like, who's stealing our money? Let's have a task force. Let's figure out where all this tax money is going and how all these politicians are fucking writing these bills to siphon off money into their foundations. Let's look into that shit. And then I bet, I bet when it's all said and done and we clean that shit out i bet if everyone just throws in 15 flat everybody's good that seems like everyone eddie that seems like something an economist would have to sit down with a mathematician

and they'd have to work this out and it would take months and months that's my guess that's a ridiculous thing to say no no i don't know if you're right it's ridiculous 15 percent ridiculous without knowing exactly how much everything costs and knowing how much 15 actually is yes it's ridiculous all this fucking dude there's evidence of scams you want to tell me i believe that we can talk about some scams going on okay i'm sure there's out of me i'm sure there's scams you ever think about our money they're scamming that should be our number one priority. I think it's mismanagement as much as it is anything. It's like, oh, no, it's a bunch of tax money.

Who cares? There's people looking after it. There's people looking after it. We should find out who the fuck is monitoring all that shit. It just seems like tax money is a billion dollars over their aid. A billion dollars over to that country aid. They kick back 500 million into fucking foundations

that's what's going on right now yeah yeah Eddie we know you're right we're being scammed there should be a way that you could get an account of all the money for sure that should be number one and then that should be all accounted

and everyone should know that all the money is accounted for you can't be able to you ever think about how much money you would save moving to Texas or Florida. Look at all these politicians that are multi-millionaires. Yes, I do, Brendan Schaub. I do. I do think about that. Are you aware? You pay a good amount to live.

You pay for what you get. Are you aware that there's politicians out there that are worth like $50 million and $100 million? Isn't Nancy Pelosi worth like $100 million? I don't know. I didn't say no names. They all have to be worth a shitload to run. How is that possible?

That's the game. How is that possible? Well, maybe they got into business like Bloomberg before they got into politics. Yeah, but that's the game. But if they made the money while they were in politics,

that's fucking stinking shit. What do you think? What do you think? Well, a lot of them, like Obama. Obama became rich after he left office. That's when he became

truly wealthy. Well, what's the scams going on? What's the salary? But that's a different, that's not a tax scam. You know what? Hold on. A lot of when he became truly wealthy. Well, what's the scams going on? What's the salary? But that's a different, that's not a tax scam. You know what? Hold on. A lot of book deals being run, too. Eddie, come on.

You got to let other people talk. It's not a tax scam. That's a scam where he's getting paid to talk to bankers and all these different people. And they paid him hundreds of thousands of dollars for all these fucking speeches. Oh, yeah. That's different. It's very scammy. That's a different scam.

It's very scammy. That was the wrong scam. I'm sorry. But you were talking about taxes. No, no. Specifically. I'm sorry. I was all on the tax thing. But you're right. It's a different scam. It's very scammy, but it's not. That was the wrong scam. I'm sorry. But you were talking about taxes specifically. I'm sorry. I was all on the tax thing, but you're right. Different scam. My bad.

I'm agreeing with you. Still a scam. Oh, listen. That's the Clinton Foundation. It's a scam too. It's still a scam. All those things are scams. The salary in the White House is 400.

Is it 400 now? It's probably like that, but Trump doesn't take any of it. He's like, you can keep it. He said this place is a dump. I think I'll take this as a long con. I'll take some long money. Yeah, he'll take that long money. It's a long game, though.

But not only that, he has enough money. He didn't have to do it. He didn't have to do it. He's going to do a pre-tour after him. Is he going to go, must destroy Trump! Must destroy Trump. All right, let's end this. Let's end this.

Yeah, I got to pee anyways. Okay, that's enough. We did it all. We made it. We got here, even though it was a plague. There's a plague. We did it. Keep it together, everybody.

Pay taxes or the government's going to come get you. 80. Any Bravo. 10. JJ.com. TFATK.com. Might be in Cap City next week, Austin. We'll see.

Oh, maybe, right? I don't know. It's up in the air. I think it's locked down. We'll see. Plan your weekends. Stay home.com. Might be in Cap City next week, Austin. We'll see. Oh, maybe, right? I don't know. It's up in the air. I think it's locked down, folks. We'll see. Plan your weekends. Stay home. Bye.

Dude, I did not want to go conspiracy theory at all. At all. Oh, shit. I'm going to chill.