The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 16, 2015 (Part 2)

Episode Date: May 16, 2015

Joe is joined by Aubrey Marcus, Eddie Bravo & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on May 16, 2015.

Back up, ladies and gentlemen. Powerful Frankie, the answer, Edgar. Who's got more heart than this motherfucker? How about nobody ever? I mean, you might have as much heart as him, but that's all that's available. As a human, that's all that's available. There's no room for anything else in there. You can get to the top.

If you get to the top, you got Frankie, Edgar, heart. But you don't ever get to more than Frankie, Edgar, heart. That level doesn't exist on the game. But Uriah Faber, man. Uriah Faber's got some fucking mad heart too, dude. That Aldo fight, that guy took bombs from Aldo. Leg kick after leg kick after leg kick. Boom, boom, boom.

Made it five rounds. After it's over, his leg swells up like more than twice the size of the other leg. He took all these Twitter photos. It was terrifying, man. And Faber's a gamer, too. Everybody who trains with him says he's better in the cage than he is in training. He just brings it. He's game as fuck.

He's an animal, man. Ryan Faber's an animal. But I was so impressed with Frankie against Cub. Me, too. I was like, Jesusesus christ he's so relentless i mean he would not stop just wouldn't stop and you could see cub but there was a certain point in the fight where he was just like fuck right like what is this guy made out of yeah he just doesn't get tired he doesn't get tired cardio for for days, nobody works harder, and unstoppable heart.

Yeah. If you watch those Gray Maynard fights, dude, he got hit with bombs. Some of the best fights ever. Oh, my God. The two first rounds of the two second fights. You talking about Maynard? Yeah. The first fight was a loss, you know, so it was like he lost a decision,

but that was like early, early back in the day. But the second two fights, man, were just fucking wars. They were so crazy. Right? That's what they fought three times, right? Yeah, Maynard's never been the same, right, after those? No. Well, he's definitely taken some serious punishment.

He got stopped in his last fight, right? Yes. Who stopped him oh who did he mean your fight i'll pull it up this was a smart move by the ufc because frankie was just kind of chilling sitting on the shelf until aldo mcgregor now he's got a fight to keep him fresh that's a good move well it's good too because it's not even in the weight class that he can only compete yeah so it's kind of matter what happens he still has that fight available mm-hmm well they offered him a fight against TJ and he's like no not happening dude he says he's open for it though is he yeah but he didn't take it that's a tougher matchup because he's not faster than TJ for sure how is he open to it if he didn't take he did an interview saying

he's not shutting the door on it like like he's open to it after this. But he said, oh, after this. Yeah, after this. But he said no to a title fight. At the time, yeah. But I guess he said he's open to it. That's what I read in an interview on Fox. I wonder what happened.

I wonder what changed. So Alexander Yakoviev is the guy that stopped him in his last fight. That was tough to watch. Ross Pearson stopped him before that. Actually, it looks like it was a decision. Yakov Yu was a decision. Ross Pearson stopped him, sorry. That was in the second round.

Nate Diaz stopped him in the first round. The Nate Diaz one was bad. That was bad. The knockout against the cage. Yeah, the TJ Grant one was bad, too. The elbow. Yeah. So he lost badly twice in a row.

TJ KO'd him in the first round. Nate KO'd him in the first round. Then Ross Pearson KO'd him in the second round. So three ferocious knockout losses in a row to Gray Maynard. It's tough to see, right? And then he lost. Yeah, he's a nice guy, too. Great guy.

I really like Gray. And then this is the last fight he lost by decision to a guy that, you know, he never heard of before. And he's, I mean, not that the guy wasn't a good fighter, I'm sure. But, I mean, you think about he was fighting for the title, fought for the title twice, went to a draw with Frankie. I mean, they had an incredible, incredible fight. But then the battery got drained, man. Lights go black. Frankie Edgar's about to step out.

Oh, shit. Here we go. Biggie. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Here he comes. Charging. Run.

Fucking ready. Charging. Running. Fucking ready. His coach behind him, man, Mark Henry, is a fucking ridiculous coach. So good, huh? Dude, it's tough to hear, but you can hear him yelling out. They switch up their signals every time. But they have a whole language for each camp.

For each camp. On combinations. You'll see how nervous the coach is and he's sweating profusely because he's yelling out combos and Frankie listens like a fucking video game. It's insane. Wow. That's cool.

Four wins by knockout, four by submission, three fight win streak. Beat BJ Penn three times. Jesus fucking Christ. Dude, he beat BJ Penn three times. How crazy is that? And the last one was just a demolition. The last one was hard to watch.

Remember his fights with Hendo? Yeah. Those were good, too, man. They were great, yeah. And he's so undersized compared to Henderson. I mean, Benson's a big 155-er, and Frankie makes 145 pretty easy. I like Benson at 170, man. He looked great against Datch.

I agree. And I love how he's willing to fight other people. He's like, you know, man. He looked great against Datch. I agree. And I love how he's willing to fight other people. He's like, you know, I'll fight anybody. He was trying to fight Tyron Woodley. He was calling Woodley out. That's a great fight. It's a great fight. Woodley's trying to get that Johnny Hendricks fight.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's very interesting, man. Very interesting. Hendo doesn't have a fight, right? I don't think he's got anything booked right now. Whenever you say Hendo, though, I think Dan. My bad. Confuses shit out of me, son.

Here we go. Number two and number three. Well, three at bantamweight, Uriah. Number two at featherweight, Frankie the motherfucking answer, Edgar. Reach is about the same. And the same height? Yep. Reach is about the same. And the same height? Yep. I didn't know that.

Super five. Everything else is virtually identical. It's crazy that he's 36 because to me, I was 36. And Uriah Faber, when I was working for the UFC, he was like the kid that was 22, 23. You weren't even 36 back then. You were like 30. When? When you were working for the King of the Cage.

No, I'm talking about when I worked for the UFC. Oh, when you worked for the UFC. I was 35, 36. When you first saw him fight, that was King of the Cage, right? Because I remember you were telling me about him. He fought in the WEC. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah.

He fought in King of the Cage, too. Did he? Yeah. Yeah, he fought in King of the Cage once. Yeah. And then he went to WEC. That's right. I'm so curious about the Cage, too. Did he? Yeah. Yeah, he fought in King of the Cage once. Yeah. And then he went to WEC. That's right. I'm so curious about this fight.

First time I saw him was he fought in Abu Dhabi as a blue belt. He wrestled his whole life, but he was a blue belt when he fought Bahumpin from American Top Team. That was the first time I saw him. Powerful Justin Buckles. Shout out. Yeah, he's right there. Yeah. I'm really curious to see how this playsuckles. Shout out. He's right there. I'm really curious to see how this plays out. Predictions.

Frankie, my decision. Hey, you're right all the way. Frankie's going to win three. You guys bet on it. Double or nothing. Double or nothing, Doug. Damn. And you don't even have the double on you.

I have to get you later. Yeah. But you get half of it. Bro, you're not getting this. Half and a half later? you get half of it. Bro, you're not getting this. Half and a half later? Yeah. You're not getting this? You're not getting this.

I think Frankie wins three to two. That would suck. It's going to be a close fight. Imagine the memes if you lose. Oh, I know. It's going to be tough to beat that Bruce Jenner one, though. That shit's so funny. It is pretty goddamn funny.

Here he is. I Instagrammed 15 seconds of that interview, the part where she asked him if he was gay. He goes, are you gay? He goes, me? No. No, I'm not gay. That was hysterical.

So crazy. It was hysterical. He's like, his eyes are fluttering and twitching and all these pantomimes. And he's like, no, I'm not gay. I've only been with women. It was so believable. What's crazy is that if you have something like that, like if you're transgender, they immediately ignore all the other ridiculous aspects of your behavior.

Like the fact that you fucking killed somebody a couple weeks ago by pushing their fucking car into oncoming traffic because you weren't paying attention. I mean, that somehow or another goes out the window. Nobody even talks about that anymore. He killed a poor lady, and they said he was texting. Dialed. No, he wasn't texting. He wasn't paying attention, though. He wasn't paying attention when he was driving. Was it after he came out or before?

Before. Before he came out. Yeah. Maybe this is just a big distraction. No, no, no. He was already transitioning. He's been taking hormones forever. What if that's all part of it?

Here it goes. But it's also the fact that he's living with attention whores his whole life. I mean, it's like he lives in a ridiculous household. I mean, all these things come into account. He was the greatest athlete of all time. No, no, he definitely was not. Easy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Easy. No, no. When you win the gold medal in the decathlon in the Olympics. No, you know why he won? Because no real athletes were competing in that shit. There you go. Oh, really? Yeah.

Is that the boycott? Michael Jordan was not in the fucking decathlon. There wasn't too many black guys competing in the decathlon. Okay, here we go. Here we go here. He was the greatest. Shut up. Okay, how's this play out?

Inside leg kick by Uriah. Oh, man. Frankie got hit in the sack. Come on. Come on. Oh, that would be nice. I think Uriah has Frankie got hit in the sack. Come on. Come on. Oh, that would be nice. I think Uriah has the power advantage. Would you agree?

So, Eddie, you're for Uriah here, right? You know what? You're taking Uriah? I forget the bet. Who's the bet? Oh, Frankie. I got Uriah on this one. This is interesting.

So, we bet double or nothing. Eddie Bravo has Uriah. I got Frankie. I can't believe you made him take Uriah on this one. So we bet double or nothing. Eddie Bravo has Uriah. I got Frankie. I can't believe you made him take Uriah double or nothing, even though you were very strong coming into this. Is it me, or does Frankie Edgar look way bigger than Uriah? Frankie's big. Well, they're the same height.

I don't think he looks bigger. I think Uriah looks thicker. Yeah, he's thick. I guess it's the camera angle. It's also way taller. It's interesting. They're moving like this is a five-round fight. Frankie's nice and paced, slowly.

A lot of footwork and movement, but nothing crazy as far as output. It's going to be a really close fight, man. It's interesting seeing Frankie not have a speed advantage. I agree. Uriah's fast as fuck, man.

At 145, he's used to fighting those 135ers. I think I like the fact that he doesn't have to cut as much weight for this fight, too. Again, at 36, it's probably harder to do. Like I said, I think Uriah has a power advantage in this. He comes off of weigh-ins and has a picnic on the ground immediately.

Does he? Yeah, he does. He's soup. Eating salmon off the fucking ground. Oh, spinning back kick. What? Tell you what, Uriah's a smart guy as far as business-wise goes. Very smart guy.

Yeah. Well, he owns a ton of businesses. Uh-huh. He's got houses and shit. He's got a casino in Sacramento. He's got cartoons. He's got a casino? Yeah, like's got cartoons. He's got a casino? Yeah, like part of a casino.

He owns Torque. Really? He sold other companies, the K-Swiss. Hey, tell you what, man. Torque is a fucking great company. They make really good gloves, man. Their boxing gloves

are my favorite boxing gloves ever. Really? For working out. I didn't know they made fight gear. I just know they made shirts. Dude, next time you're over my place, I'll give you a pair of the gloves. He gave me a few pairs. They're really fucking good, man.

They're super comfortable. Like, they're the most comfortable bag gloves I've ever used. Damn. And I was just always connecting with the right people. He's smart. Yeah. Well, Torque is a real good one. They make outstanding equipment. They make great hand wraps, great everything.

His other company was Ford. Oh! That didn't land. Is Dwayne Ludwig working with him for this fight? No. Uriah and Dwayne don't see eye to eye. He's working with Master Tong and Martin. Ooh.

Frankie with the takedown. This is going to be a long fight, boys. It's going to be close, man. This one's going down to the judges, Eddie. Yeah, this is going to go to the judges, boys. It's going to be close, man. This one's going down to the judges, Eddie. Yeah, this is going to go to the judges. Those judges better not fuck me. I swear to God, man. I'm going to freak out, bro.

I'm going to freak out. They're just memes, dude. They're just memes. They're just memes. They're just memes and $1,800. It's weird. You see these, like, these logos all over people's shorts. This is the last time you're going to see this.

They got another month of this. Going to miss them. Me too. Some companies are like Hayabusa, man. I mean, they've been around a long-ass fucking time. They're all just going to go to Bellator, right? Don't you think? If they want to be in this business, they should go over to Bellator.

Sure. I mean, they're already there in Bellator. It's just not the same. Did anybody watch Bellator last night? Don't you think? If they want to be in this business, they should go over to Bellator. Sure. I mean, they're already there in Bellator. It's just not the same. Did anybody watch Bellator last night? I did. Who won the Kendall girl fight? Kendall lost. He got beat up, man. Bad. Did he? Yeah. The dude didn't make weight, right? He got finished. So they stripped him of his title. Yeah. Kendall got finished?

Yes. What round? Third round. Wow. Was it a five-rounder still? Sorry, fourth round. So it was a five-rounder. Five-rounder, yeah. He just kept taking Kendall down over and over. He's a big fucker, I heard. He's muscular. He'd get eight up in the UFC, though.

Good. Frankie going high with the kicks. I was really rooting for Kendall. He's a good dude. Great guy. Great darts jokes. Yeah. He's a good dude. Great guy. Great darts jokes. Yeah. He's been around a long time now.

Really has. He had a lot more experience than that guy he fought. I was super into it. Whenever Glory's on on Spike, I'm super into it. Oh, yeah. Did you see those heavyweights? Yeah. Oh.

I'm a big fan of Glory, dude. Glory's a shit. Yeah, I don't miss him. Yeah, Niki Holsken is one of my favorite fighters for sure in any sport. Yeah, he fought on that last one, right? Did you see the Artem Levin-Simon Marcus fight? Went to a draw. It was fucking amazing.

Did you see those heavyweights? No, there's no girl in Glory, but there's no famous girl fights No, more time Ronda Rousey Boxing it would be cyborg. We're seeing a Dom beat cyborg. Well, who's that? Who's that Tiffany time bomb? She's a beast. Yeah, Tiffany time bomb. Yeah, our last name, but she's She's easy on the eyes and she's a beast. Yeah, there's some pretty girls that fight Muay Thai. Yeah, man.

But it just doesn't have the eyes. It's that grappling, that gnarly up your face. I'm curious to think. Elbows aren't so good for them either. Yeah. Muay Thai. True. I'm curious to hear your critique of Kathy Long's striking and how she moves and all that. because I never really paid attention. Oh, she's badass

Dude, I finally saw her highlight reel man like maybe a year ago and I work with her we trained at the same gym But I just never followed women's kickboxing. I knew she was famous I just never seen any of her matches and one night I put on a highlight reel Kathy long. I'm unfamiliar. Holy fuck dude Pull up a highlight Jamie Kathy Long, she's so dynamic and just so full of fire she from walks her ring walks or she's like she comes out like fucking on fire she we got mad at that round two so who won the first round Frankie think so yeah with that on that takedown it was barely a takedown but again good kick to the body when it's this close that takedown. It was barely a takedown, but it counts. Good kick to the body by Uriah.

When it's this close, those takedowns and cage presence and the pressure wins you rounds. Ooh, Frankie with a knee. I mean, Uriah, rather, with a knee. Uriah with a kick to the body and Uriah with a kick to the knee. I think I said Frankie. Frankie barely won that first round. Come on, Faber. Yeah, if Uriah can make this more of a kicking contest,

that's not like Frankie's strong suit. Oh, but look at that. Frankie throws a spinning basket. He's for it, though. Oh, he got out of it. Goddamn, he's quick. His nose is bleeding, I think. It's always bleeding.

If he sneezes, it starts bleeding. That's like me, man. Well, it's just normal. You know, you get punched in the face all the time. Mine's just dry enough to add nose surgery. I blow my nose, blood everywhere. When you had nose surgery and you had your pipes opened up, did you blow some insane boogers out of that thing?

Yeah, it was awesome. Oh, my gosh. It felt the best thing in the world. I took photos of them, and I put them on Instagram. I almost made Tom Segura throw up in the airport. That sounds terrible. In the airport. It wasn't Instagram, I don't think, back

then. It was Twitter. But I almost made... Whoa! Head kick by Frankie. I almost made Tom Segura throw up, so I showed it to him. He went... That's a new Frankie Edgar, man. He's throwing some serious kung fu kicks. Yeah, he's throwing some kicks.

I like that. That's that Mark Henry and Phil Nurse, man. He's throwing some serious kung fu kicks. Yeah, he's throwing some kicks. I like that. That's that Mark Henry and Phil Nurse, man. I would blow some boogers that were bigger than a quarter. I couldn't believe how big they were. It's insane. It's crazy what's up there. And they were bloody and they looked like aliens. When they took the things out of your nose, right? Like the little stitches?

It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah, because I had plastic splints in there for a long time. Like two little stitches. It made my nose wider. Yeah, me too. The actual space opened. The dude who did it, he was a wizard. He retired, but he knew his shit.

He cut out all the, I think they're called turbinates, the inside of like the bump, the bone bump, cut those down and then like cut out all the scar tissue. It had a ton of scar tissue. And put these fucking tubes in there and then splints, these plastic splints and stitch it up. And when it was over, my nose is wider.

All this shit, he opened it up and changed the shape of the inside of the nose. Oh my god, it's amazing. My doctor sucked. I don't breathe great, man. Well, you still get punched in the face. I haven't been punched in the face that much since the surgery. Yeah.

The Travis Brown uppercut didn't help. That's life, though. Dude, for most of my life, I couldn't breathe out of my nose. Oh, Frankie with an overhand right. That was very nice. Yeah, what you call a mouth breather? Look at this. Look at that. See that breathe out of my nose. Ooh, Frankie with an overhand right. That was very nice. You know what you call a mouth breather? Look at this. That's the nose. I'm jealous

right now. I have two. Yeah, you got a honk on you, brother. Breathing. Efficient. I love it. I'm so happy with this surgery. I didn't even spar that much and I got two nostrils that are totally different. They're all fucked up inside. One's like the sliver and one's a hole.

Yeah, I had three quarters blockage on one side and almost 100% blockage on the other side. My nose was useless. I had a quarter of a nostril and that's it. You ever have them where they go in with the drill and just kind of get it out of like all the shit? Because I used to, not addicted, but I'd use it every damn day. Afrin? Yes, I'd use'd use afrin and i clogged everything mayhem was addicted to that shit too

i wasn't addicted i would just you know i'll just do it every day joey diaz is addicted to it he was joking around about it on stage it's horrible for you man it's like when i did coke i could fucking breathe perfect now i'm addicted to this fucking afrin i can't breathe yeah that afrin stuff i don't know i don't stand up yeah it makes the veins smaller so then your nose doesn't work as efficiently yeah when you get addicted to it when you don't have it it literally will make your nose the inside of it swell. Yep. This is so crazy. So I had to go, and they had like this little drill and just caved out holes. Oh, yeah? Yeah, like quarter, what do they call it?

Cauterized it? Yes, that's what they were doing. Oh, wow. It was nice. Did it help? Hell yeah. And then I got punched in the nose. Again.

Back to square one. Fuck. So many fighters talk with like nasal. Uriah talks nasal. Do I sound nasally? A little bit. I can't stand when I listen toah talks nasal. Do I sound nasally? A little bit. I can't stand when I listen to myself talk. Who's the most nasally?

Vanderlei? Well, he used to be, but then he changed his nose too. You changed his face like face-off, son. You got a good Vanderlei Silva. Do it. It's like face-off Nicolas Cage style. UFC, the problem is UFC. It's like a little Arnold.

That is how he sounds, though. I was supposed to do a podcast with him. Very nice. This fool showed up two hours late. Very good. Two hours late. Very good. Got the food. It was two hours late? I left. Really? He sent me a text.

Sorry. Cool, man. Thanks, bro. Who was this? Oh, Vanderlei Silva. He was late a text, sorry. Cool, man. Okay. Thanks, bro. Who is this? Oh, Vanderlei Silva. He was late to- Two hours. Two hours. To what?

A podcast. Brazil time, Brazil. My friend in Brazil, there is no time. Nah, for reals, though, he changed his entire face, face-off style. I'm thinking about doing that. I wouldn't mind a new mug. Here's Kathy Long. Here's the highlight reel.

Yeah, check out her skills. Wait, is she old school? Oh, yeah. I'm talking about right now. No, no, no, but she actually is 50 years old and wants to fight. She's in great shape. Yeah, she looks good. She's in great shape still, man. She's the best female fighter I've ever seen, says Chuck

Norris. Chuck Norris. Let's cut through all this shit and get to some actual fighting. Holds black belts in three styles. Her and Brian Callen. And she'd always have her hair out. She is badass though.

Look at that girl. She's fighting. Looks like my mom. Boom, bitch. That's some high level shit. This is like in the 80s, dude. Yeah, it was the PKA Karate Days. Okay, here we go.

Round three. They look like some bullshit. Oh, come on. Don't show me that ever again. You gotta watch her fights, man. She's good. She fought MMA, too. My mom would fuck her up.

Come on, man. My mom would put something heavy on her, son. Oh, it's so funny. This fight is good. Super close, man. These fucking judges better not cost me $1,800. Can you imagine? Uriah pulls it off.

If he wins the next three rounds... Well, that last round's tough. That last round's a toss-up, right? Well, if Uriah wins three out of five, that's all he has to do. That's what I think. Ooh, that was nice. I think Frankie wins three. Ooh.

Who the fuck knows, man? Who the fuck knows? They're in round three. Yeah, Edgar's probably going to get the decision. This is a weird fight for Frankie, too, man, right? Hell yeah. Because Uriah's not even ranked at 145. He comes back to 145, and if he beats Edgar, he's right in the mix.

It's about your legacy, though, right? Ooh, Frankie's a nice right hand. It's about your legacy, though, you know? Beating a guy like Uriah, these super fights. Like, what's left for Uriah and Frankie to do? Yeah, a title shot would be nice. They've both been there. They've both been champs, right? You know what's crazy, Uriah and Frankie to do? Yeah, a title shot would be nice. They've both been there. They've both been champs, right? You know what's crazy?

Uriah's never been a champ. WC was. But you know what's crazy seeing this fight, man? Is that thinking like, man, Uriah could have fought BJ Penn. That would have been insane. Uriah throws a wheel kick. Look at that. Uriah fighting against BJ

Penn would have been insane. How cool are super fights, though, with this legacy of these guys? This is what it's about, man. Yeah. Like, I don't want to see Frankie fight someone in his weight class. I don't want to see Uriah fight someone. They've been there. They've done that.

I think this is Uriah's weight class. What would be your all-time favorite? Right there. Look at that. Oh. Look at this. Looking for the guillotine. Nope.

Oh, man. Frankie got out of that shit. You don't think Frankie drilled the piss out of that every damn day? Of course he did, but still impressive nonetheless. Hard to keep him down. Yeah, right back up. It counts, though. Those count.

The judges check. One for Frankie. Check. One for Big Brown. Sorry, Eddie. If you could see any super fight, what would it be? Any super fight? Yeah.

John Jones versus Kane? Yeah, I think so, too. I'm in John Jones versus Weidman. Come on, son. I don't like that. Weidman's too small. How dare you? Are you serious?

How dare you? John Jones? Kane? Madison Square Garden? I want to see that, too. But I don't know if Kane can get through a training camp. Somebody was putting this out there. They were like, you really think about what Kane did as far as, like, Kane, make no mistake about it,

the baddest motherfucker on the planet in the heavyweight division. In the heavyweight division. But the guys kind of, like, all of his injuries have kind of left that whole division in turmoil. It's like, he's only fought a few times. He's only defended the title a few times he's only defending the title 19 months or some shit yeah the the heavyweight division's wide open i i it'd be nice to see verdun win i think i think it'd be better for the sport verdun's a character he speaks well he speaks portuguese speaks english he can speak spanish he's a funny guy he's on TV He's skillful as fuck too

Fuck yeah You're right looking for the guillotine again Kane's like a robot all he wants to do is wrestle And not talk All he wants to do is wrestle And not talk It doesn't work well when you're trying to make money in this game You know what I'm saying

You're the heavyweight champ son There ain't gonna be no you know Muhammad Ali Shirts like Kane you know what I'm saying? That's hilarious. Man, Frankie's a heavyweight champ, son. There ain't gonna be no Muhammad Ali shirts like Kane, you know what I'm saying? Kane's not gonna have that. Never know. It's just a matter of whether or not he can stay healthy. Frankie's such a great grappler, man. We're seeing how great he is right now. He's another Henzo guy,

man. And Ricardo Almeida. He's showing that Cub Swanson relentlessness now. Ooh, better get up, son. Slipped. I'll tell you what's a dope-ass super fight. I mean, yeah, it's a little early, but I'm just saying. Hear me out. Connor Pettis.

That would be interesting. Cool fight, right? Pettis is going to be out for almost a year. That's how bad he fucked his arm up. I like Pettis, man. I like Pettis a lot. Yeah, I do too. Pettis got a new girl. Smoke show. Pays to be the champ,

man. Pays to be the champ. Well, he's not the champ anymore. Well, you know what I'm saying, though. I hear ya. Still has that bet at his house. Has that belt. She walks in, she's seen that belt, son. Well, I think... Don't let me get the belt. He got her when he was the champ. That bitch would be in here right now over my shoulder. You'd walk into my house and just be on a straight fucking display with a highlight

tape of my entire career. Just as the belt spins. Tim Silley used to wear it to clubs. That was always the joke. That Tim Silley was to show up at a bar with his fucking belt on. I'd do the same shit. Dos Anjos, man. up at a bar with his fucking belt on i'd do the same shit dos anjos man holy shit is that guy good huh yeah i felt dos anjos versus pettis was an eye opening fight what's next for dos anjos i don't know does he have anything no um he's injured maybe cowboy maybe i mean cowboy what do you do if If he batters McDessie, they can easily fight.

Which he 100% well, I think. And if he does, give him a title shot. What's that, seven in a row? Yeah. You know who's fucking flourishing of this Reebok deal is Cowboy. He's like, damn, I fight 12 times a year. I'm about to get paid, son. Right.

TJ liked that deal, too. I talked to him about it. Yeah. Worked out for him works for some people Tim didn't like it very much yeah for some it's great

Tim was only getting $2,500 yeah so this is an interesting fight heading into this fourth round Frankie's up Frankie's up

at least two to one you think so yes these judges though man it makes me nervous Eddie you're super quiet over there are you pissed you made this bet yeah are you pissed yeah I'll tell you what I'll get rid of the money right now doesn't look good that looked fine yeah it did here we go bro bro how about that bet with not the

bet but the matchup with uh machida and your boy uh yoel romero yeah that's a fight it's interesting it's very interesting yoel romero though he keeps getting hurt right yeah he gets hurt too he's not young all that wrestling's gonna catch up he's 37 he had a significant neck surgery like when he gets on the scale he's got a big scar on the back of his head like uh where's, back of his neck, rather. Like, where they get the discs fused. I don't know, you know, if he had disectomy or, I don't know where he got it done. America or Cuba.

But there's that. And then there's the last fight with Jacare that he had to pull out of. Ooh, that's a good fight, too, man. That was a great fight. I think Rockhold gets the next title shot. Mm-hmm. And then you got fucking Jacare. I think Rockhold gets the next title shot. And then you got fucking Jock Gray. I don't know what's next.

But you can't beat Kamozi who you already beat and then ask for a title shot. There's so many fucking killers at 185. 185? What? Fuck sakes. It's so stacked. Frankie's throwing a lot of spinning back kicks in this fight. It's crazy.

Uriah's kicking more than usual, too. Well, I expected that Uriah would have, like, if he had an advantage, he would be in the kicking. But apparently Mark Henry thought of that, too. Tony, man, Mark Henry writes novels on his fighters. Just taking notes and shit. Ooh, there's a nice leg kick. Yeah, he just pulls that thing out so quickly and shit. Ooh, there's a nice leg kick. Yeah, he just pulls that thing out so quickly and easily. That was the second time Uriah had, like, a little play on a single.

Ooh, nice left hook by Frankie. Frankie just goes, boosh, retract. I love Frankie's footwork. This is a very good fight, though. This is a very good fight. It really is, man. This isn't like the Cub Swanson fight, which is just a Frankie Edgar show. This is a good fight.

No, bro, this is the two of the highest level athletes we have in the UFC. Frankie Edgar's footwork, he's so consistent. He doesn't waver. He does the same shit. He doesn't slow down. Never slows down, same pace for five rounds, and never stands right in front of you. He's constantly moving.

The only fight he stood in front of me was the Grey Mania fight. And his coach, when he comes back to the corner, Marquette goes, What the fuck did I tell you not to do? What the fuck did we talk about? My batman goes out there and beats the brakes off him. Yeah, after the first round, you're like, how is he even going to fight? And he came back and won the second round. It's insane.

That heroic slam. Everybody goes crazy. There's certain fights that they really need to stop in between rounds. And if you looked at the beating that Gray Maynard put on him in the first round, you would go, man, I don't know if he's going to be able to make it. I agree. But then, like,

look at Machida versus Rockhold. They could have easily stopped that fight in between rounds. They wanted to. Well, they should have. They didn't even fucking put his mouthpiece in. I know. Everyone thinks that Machida was tapping, verbally tapping, but he's saying, I don't have my mouthpiece. He's trying to get a break and get the mouthpiece.

Yeah. Granted, he was getting his ass ripped. He was getting crushed. Yeah. He got hit in the temple. He didn't know where he was. So he got beat up. Yeah.

That one elbow. Elbow, yeah. I mean, he landed a lot of ground and pound, but that one elbow at the end of the round was so loud. It was like thunk. Like you could hear it, like coconut style. 185, man. There's not a better division.

It's so fun. Right now, you're right. I think you're right. Between Jacare, Luke Rockhold. Look at this. Nice takedown. Frankie Edgar. You got Jacare.

You got Rockhold. Weidman, Vitor. Belfort. Weidman and Belfort, man. Vitor has some very fucking sophisticated striking. That's one of the reasons why that's an interesting fight. Wild card striking for sure. If that shit lands, you're going to sleep.

Yeah, his striking is very sophisticated. Very tricky. He's so explosive, too. But will he be, though? That's the thing. Post-TRT. He looks good now. Have you seen him? A little bit in the Ryan Loco photography.

Yeah, well, Ryan said, you know, the photography is obviously him in the middle of punching. But he said he looks good. He lost a little weight for sure. But I've seen a lot of the video footage of him sparring in one of the Nikki Holtzkin videos. It's him sparring in the background. He looks fucking good, dude. This is the thing, though, man.

As good as we think he looks, if you're a guy who's been on TRT or whatever, testosterone, your entire career, now you're off of it and you're fighting the baddest 185 on the planet. Where's your mental state at? How are you going to go in that fight when it's the second round and you've landed that spinning heel kick and you've landed that left hand and he's not going anywhere? That's a good point. It's a real good point. Yeah, the real good point, where's he going to be at mentally?

Yep. That's the difference. Because Chris Weidman said he got his blood checked and his testosterone was low. He's like, fuck it. I feel fine. He's like, look at me, man. Well, his testosterone was low, but I guarantee you a lot of that is due to hard training. A hundred percent. Hard training just jacks your levels. You know, if someone says like, oh, I got my levels tested and they're really low. Okay. How often were you training? How often did you train the week of? It depends when, yeah.

When did you test? Yeah. Yeah. When you're in full, like remember when DC and John Jones both tested like super low? Yeah, I do. What do you think about that? Because a lot of people said that that was so low that it was indication or indicative rather of them doing something.

Yeah. Because, well, I don't know enough about it, but I read all the expert stuff, well, whoever they interviewed, and they said for them to be that low, there would have to be some sort of abuse, right? Yeah, but I don't believe that. I don't agree. I don't think they know, because they both tested, it was low testosterone to epitestosterone ratio,

which is the opposite of knowing someone took steroids. Low is the opposite of that. But we don't know where they started because DC's older. He's been wrestling all his life. John's been competing all his life. So before camp, where were they at? We don't know. We don't know.

So for them to test it, maybe that's normal for them because they've been competing all their life. So to jump at those accusations is fucking crazy. Well, I don't think that. I think it's the training camp. It's like, well, do we know, like, what a really fucking hard-ass training camp does to testosterone levels? Is it consistent? Is it provable? I mean, is there a baseline that they measured before he went into camp and then in the middle of camp?

If you just test him randomly in the middle of camp, you're just getting whatever he is right now. You can't judge that. Yeah, we don't know what's causing it. You don't know how they were sleeping. I mean, that was a stressful fucking lead up. A lot of talking shit. A lot of things were going to happen. Because if you take a guy like, you test Herschel Walker,

I bet his fucking levels are naturally really high. And you test him randomly, people are going to be like, oh, dude, he's on shit. No, he's just a freak. You don't know what his levels are naturally really high. And you test them randomly, people are like, oh, dude, he's on shit. No, he's just a freak. You don't know what his levels are at. The epitestosterone to testosterone ratios, even if you're a freak, there's like a natural level that you never get over. That's how like when you see a guy like who has like a 10 to 1 testosterone

to epitestosterone, he has to be on something. But they allow you like a 2 to 1, 3 to 1, I think 4 to 1. Nevada used to allow 6. Used to allow 6. Used to. You see the new rules? No, what are the new rules? New Nevada.

Test positive for steroids, 3-year suspension. Whoa. Whoa, that's serious. 3-year suspension if you test for diuretics or weed. What? 3 years for weed? For weed. Wow.

That's ridiculous. No way. We're going to lose some heroes. Are you sure? Jamie, can you bring that up? So you're not sure? I'm positive. I just read it. Three years for weed? Pretty sure. Oh, no. I don't think... Never moving away from shit

like that. Yeah, but they changed the level. Not Nevada, son. They changed... No, no. Nevada changed the requirements as far as what's positive and what's not. What level the metabolites have to be they essentially? Don't want people fighting high. Oh, that was a nice jab by Frankie Now yeah, I'm pretty sure man. Okay. This is the fifth round already. Fuck man. How'd that happen? Look at this first offense 18 months suspension. That's for muscle relax sleep aids

Opiates cannabis cannabis. Cannabis. That's 18 months. Yeah. Second offense, two years. 30 to 40% of your purse. Third offense. You said, didn't you say three years, though? 36 months.

I did. You're wrong, son. Well. Well, you're right for third offense, if it's the third offense. My bad. How about a fine of 75% of the fighter's purse? Why don't you steal money from him? Didn't the guy fight?

Yeah, right. Why are you stealing money from him? Didn't the guy fight? Yeah, right? Why are you stealing money from him? Because he was on weed. Diuretics, two years. Frankie takes him down. Look at this. Cocaine, two years. Damn.

How good is your riot favor scramble? Look at steroids, three years. Good left hook there. First offense, steroids? Yeah, three years. 50% of your purse. First offense, 36 months. 75, up to 75% of the fighter's purse. Wow. First Yeah, three years. First offense, 36 months. 75, up to 75% of the fighters' purse.

Wow. First offense, three years. Second offense, 48 months suspension. Oh my God. If you run from the test, 48 months? This is my thing though. Avoiding tests. 36 months? How many years? First. That's three years.

Oh, that is three years. So, like a guy like Alistair Overeem, right? He's been caught. If he tests positive, does it start now? Like if he gets caught, is it 36? Very good point. Or if he gets caught now, is it 48? Or is it lifetime?

Lifetime suspension, fine of 100% if you run for the second time. So what are they going to do with Vanderlei then? Because Vanderlei, you know, there's like a big court case That's going on with him where he's saying time. This wasn't in place, right? Exactly They were so hoping they were gonna catch Floyd Mayweather on steroids 75% of 120 million. Yeah, right. No shit. I built a new Vegas. What'd you guys think of that fight? By the way, I never asked you. I enjoyed it. Me too.

I'm one of the rare people. You and I are one of the rare people that enjoyed it. Everybody that I know. Oh, shit. Frankie almost fell. Everybody that I know that saw it thought it was boring as fuck. Yeah. I didn't like it.

Except a few people. You loved it? Loved it. I enjoyed it. Wow. It's a fucking masterpiece. Would you watch it again from start to finish? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'd love to see it again. I don't think you would. I'm not going to pay a hundo. I'll legally stream that shit. I have a recorder. Would you watch it again from start to finish? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'd love to see it again. I don't think you would. I'm not going to pay a hundo. I'll legally stream that shit. I have a recorder. It's on my DVR. I might watch it.

I like watching Floyd's movements, man. Me too, man. He's just so goddamn slick. And that's the best way to box. The best way to box is that guy beat the game. He's got 48 fights and 0, and he's fine. Oh, and 500 million in the bank Yeah he won

Yeah he hoodwinked us I caught Honeydicken Dave Chappelle was so fucking funny He was at the comedy store And he said that when he was at the fight Whitney Cummings yelled out She yelled out in the middle of the fight Floyd Mayweather beats women

Dave Chappelle goes Men too bitch the way he said he's laughing and Mike had a cigarette in his hand a men too bitch what's wrong with Whitney? What you doing? Well, she's an empowered woman She wants to let everybody know what they already know Well, you came in supportive at the fight You paid for a ticket

Either way, money in Floyd's pocket I don't even know if it really happened That's it, there you go, five rounds Damn it You can't trust these judges, Eddie No, look at Frankie Uriah looks pretty sad, though. 100%.

100%. There's powerful Mark Henry and Ricardo Almeida. God damn it. You should have taken that. I honey-dicked you into that bet, man. Uriah never really launched that much offense. This sets up an opportunity. Fuck!

Give me my fucking cash back, son! This sets up an opportunity, though, for a new, completely new, a fresh start. Are there fights next week? Yes. Yeah, Vegas. We're going to be there, son. I'm in Connecticut hosting

ESPN Sports Center, breaking down the fights. You got to go to Connecticut? Connecticut, Bristol. That's where dreams go to die Who do you want? Anthony Johnson or Cormier? I got DC Wow

That's a good bet That's a great bet That's a good bet Take it What do you think of that? Take it What do you think of that? What do you think of that?

What about Weidman Belfort? I got Weidman I got Weidman. I got Weidman. Somebody's going to be gangster and take Vitor. Hey, what about Travis Brown, Andre Orlovsky? I have dog. It's Brown. I fought both of them.

I beat one of them. Who do you want? What? Who do you want? Travis fucking Brown. So you want Orlovsky. I see what you're doing. You're catching on to this honeydick scheme.

Fucking with me. The next week's card, man, is so stacked. I have to think about that one for a little bit. Think about that one. Think about DC Rumble. Of course you're going to check the odds, but it's all good. But isn't Rumble like in China or something?

No, he's back. He was in China for a while, right? Yeah, he was doing some seminar or something in China. I don't know. That's a tough one. Look at this fucking card, dude.

Here's the fight card. That Joey Benavidez and Murag is a good fight. Fuck yeah, it is. That Travis Brown is going to be fighting too. He's getting no love. No, right? That Joey Benavidez and Murag is a good fight Fuck yeah it is McDesi versus Cerrone He's getting no love Well it's just because the card is so stacked It's also those guys suck at social media

How about John Donson versus Zach Makowski No one's talking about that That's a great fucking fight That's a great fucking fight There's too many heavy hitters We're not talking about it How about your right?

Crazy how about your right versus ha fail Natal? That's a good fucking fight. It's a good fight It's another one that people boy right Hall. Did we shake hands? Yeah, we did remember you were like pulling away and I grabbed your hand and shook it I remember that we didn't shake hands. I thought... On the double or nothing? I thought you doubled or nothing. I think you doubled or nothing for sure.

You definitely doubled or nothing. Just checking, just checking. Sorry, bro. Frankie Edgar. Just checking. Frankie Edgar wins the decision. God, it feels good, though. I'm stressed.

Yeah, this next week's card is fucking insane. Crazy stack. It is a really good card. Have you guys seen the Jinx yet on HBO? We talked about this already. Oh, we did? Okay. Yeah.

I wonder if there's more. Oh, there's more fights. Oh, man. My pile's in there. At the bottom, let me see that. Kim Berkman's a good fight, bro. Ooh, Rose. Rose is dope.

Yeah. It's going to be awesome. Rose is a little superstar, man. She might have lost that finale,. It's going to be awesome. Rose is a little superstar, man. She might have lost that finale, but she's going to be a star. Dong Young Kim versus Berkman. No one's talking about that. That's a great fight. But Rose doesn't want to fight Johanna.

Why? Johanna's a savage. I thought you were saying she turned it down. No one's trying to fight that girl in that white polo. How do you know she doesn't want to fight her? She turned to fight that. I didn't say that. I mean, maybe she does.

You're saying she doesn't want a piece of her right now. She probably most certainly would fight her. Damn, dog, let her get one win, though. Joanna, she's badass. Her striking's nasty. Yeah, she's just so crisp. How's Frankie Conor McGregor breakdown? That's

a really good fucking question. Because we've never seen Conor McGregor getting taken down. Taken down and manhandled by a wrestler. We've never seen a guy quicker than him. You know who really would be interesting is Mendes. Chad Mendes versus Conor McGregor would be very fucking interesting. It's a good fight. Because Chad Mendes can shut the lights out.

Oh, he has the most power in that division by far. He can shut the lights out. When he hit Lamas and Lamas was like like oh, what was that all about llamas? He was like bank. I was crazy. He's a fucking stud man. He's a super athlete and a stud Oh, well it's first for sure if there's something I don't give a fuck about it's baseball Yeah, as soon as that came on my shut this off look at that terrible logo Who came up multi-colored Marlin what marketing asshole came up with that? Who came up with that? It's a multicolored marlin. What marketing asshole came up with that? Where are the marlins?

The fish that you don't even eat. Pepsi trying to sponsor the UFC, so I wouldn't talk shit. How come? Why aren't they? They might. Pussies. Might be in the works. We don't know.

Yeah, don't be scared, homie. Dot com. All right. This fight companion's over. I'm going back to sleep. I'm proud of you guys. Yeah, don't be scared, homie.com. Alright, this fight companion's over. I'm going back to sleep. I'm proud of you guys. I know. Shit. I'm proud of everyone. We fucking did it. Dude, I did fall asleep for a second. You nodded off?

In between the fourth and fifth round. You zoned out for a little bit. I did. I went, boom. I said, shit. I looked over at Aubrey. I'm like, I'm not looking. You zoned out for a little bit, bro. Nobody noticed Nobody noticed right Okay cool I did go out

We got up here We got up here At 7 o'clock in the morning And did a four It was almost four hour Three and a half hour Fight companion Damn

That's pretty goddamn good We talked about Two fights And people That's one thing Like in the beginning When we first started doing these People get pissed

You guys aren't even talking About the fights Now they never do that. They've given up. Oh, fuck these guys. They understand. Yeah, they've just given up. All right.

Well, we love doing these, folks. So thanks for all the love out there. Anybody got anything to plug? Eddie Bravo, 10thplanetjj.com. Yeah, go to YouTube And watch The Silent epidemic What is that? It'll trip you out

On Big Pharma There's a lot of Big Pharma Documentaries out there He's hitting I was asking him For plugs Fuck him

Personal plugs He's going into Conspiracy No no no Check it out It's important FEMA camps It's important

Black helicopters I wouldn't be saying it If it wasn't important Silent epidemic UFOs. YouTube, it's free. Hour and a half. There's a conspiracy on dragons.

Hour and a half? God damn. How much time do you have? Big pharma, baby. Big pharma. Dude, I don't have enough time. Aubrey, what is that jacket, man? This is from a company called Reception.

One of my homies that are working on that clothing. I like that. I like that. It's like a jaguar. It's like a jaguar on dennis rodman i think or something like that oh it is dennis rodman's body yeah um on it.com o-n-n-i-t uh warrior poet podcast the on it podcast check out that fighter and the kid episode we did that shit was sick yeah oh yeah yeah oh powerful fighter in the kid real Oh, real quick. EBI 4 is coming Saturday, August 15th, Orpheum Theater, downtown LA.

Oh, good googly moogly. EBI back in business. The last one was fucking awesome, dude. I enjoyed the shit out of that. Did you see it? Yes. Yeah. Dude, that is the best way to do submission grappling.

I was a little curious. Like, how is this going to look? It's the best idea that anyone has ever come up with. I love it. I'm a huge fan. And so that's August 15th, Saturday, live at the Orpheum. If I'm in town, for sure I'll be there. Block that date off,

man. It's Saturday now. I'll go for sure. Block it, you fucks. Absolutely, I'll hook you up, man. Fighter and the Kid podcast, Brendan Scha up, man. Fighter and the Kid podcast. Brendan Schaub on Twitter. Fighter and the Kid podcast, if you haven't listened, is fucking hilarious. It's one of the best podcasts in the country. It really is.

You guys have such a great dynamic. Thanks, man. Because Brian's so fucking silly. So silly. And you're always calling him. And yours is pretty silly, too. The two of you guys together. That's fun. Shirts dropped this Wednesday.

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What do we got coming up? Our upcoming events? We have some finale, tough finales coming up, right? Let me see. Let me look at the schedule. Upcoming events. Let's see what we got here. You guys watching The Ultimate Fighter with...

Ooh, Tiago Alves, Carlos Condit. When is that? May 30th. Fuck it. I'm out of town. Damn it. For fuck's sakes. Fucking shit.

That's a good fight, too. Condit and Tiago Alves. Hell yeah. Holy shit. Maybe with Dan Henderson, Tim Bosch. June 6th. You guys in town for that? Dan Henderson, Tim Bosch. June 6th. You guys in town for that? I'll make sure.

I think June 6th. That might work. That might work. June 6th might be the next one. All right, ladies and gentlemen. That's it, you fuckers. See you soon. Bye. I'm sorry. $500,000?

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Wait a minute. Because everything else is... Six-speed transmission. Wait a minute. Because everything else is... Six-speed transmission. Hold on a second. So that means it's a manual? Six-speed. It's not a road car, dude. See, it says road model.

Yeah, those R's, they used to be called RSRs. That's for racing. That's a real racing car. But you can get the GT3. It's that orange one. What is it? The GT3. You know what I'm talking about?

It's like yours, but then it's race.