The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 16, 2020

Episode Date: May 16, 2020

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on May 16, 2020.

Boom, okay. It's working. We had some technical difficulties, ladies and gentlemen. Song Yedong, Cheeto Vera. Yedong, we were talking about, is an alpha male guy. And it seemed like there might have been a visa issue. And then they cleared it up just in time. But Uriah Faber apparently weighed in yesterday.

That would have been fun. But I already read. I might be wrong. Jamie, see if you can find this out. Trying to sync up the clock. I think they were saying that it was going to be a lightweight fight. Like if Uriah agreed to it. Like if Uriah was going to agree, it was like, okay, look, I weigh like 165.

I'll get down to 55. That's fair. Yeah. And Cheetah was down either way? I don't know. See, I saw it when I was running out of the house, that it was an issue, but then that Song Yudong's visa problems came through. I called his last fight, I believe. He's wicked. He's very good.

Yeah, he's a stud. His hands are very good. Hits hard, too. Yeah, hits real hard. He's at Team Alpha, man. I'm trying to think who's still there. He got caught with the left. Cody Garbrandt's gone. Marlon's very dangerous And he's creative

He'll do wild shit Cheeto will set you up with stuff And he takes big chances He'll throw a flying knee on you He's a very very game dude And really smart Look how smart he is defensively here He's just staying on the outside

He knows this guy's super dangerous, using his kicks. He's throwing a lot of head kicks. And he's putting pressure on him, man. Putting low, hard kicks. A lot of pressure on him. But he was doing it from a kicking range, too, right? Yedong's, like, real good hands. He's real dangerous in tight like this.

Okay. Looking up for Uriah? The question was, was Uriah Faber willing to step in for Song Yedong because of a visa issue? And was it going to be a lightweight? At 155, yeah. That's what I thought. I'm pretty sure I read that. But I was half-assing my reading.

You're skimming through it? Just skimming through it. That's what I do. Sometimes I'm just busy. I look at the picture on it. I'm sorry. Yeahimming through it. That's what I do. Sometimes I'm just busy. I look at the picture and I'm like, there he is. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know. That's why everyone's so uninformed, me included. Barely paying attention. There's too much to pay attention to. But then I throw it out

like it's facts. Yes. Okay. Raya Faber made a surprise appearance at the weigh-ins today. He weighed in at 153.5.

The reason he did so is because Sonia Dong who weighed 145.5, had a potential visa issue that may preclude him from fighting tomorrow. This is from Ariel Helwani's Twitter page. It says they're all trying to sort it out. Two main questions are right now, can the issue be sorted out in time for the event? If not, would the commission allow Faber to fight Vera,

who weighed in at 145.5? Oh, and he weighed eight pounds heavier i don't think well it's florida so anything doesn't matter now the fight's on it is only eight pounds though isn't it like that's a big difference right yes but what do they usually say in terms of like i thought it was after six they they kind of i thought it was. That makes sense. Yeah, it's such a big difference, right? God, it's such a spooky part of the sport. The weight? Yeah.

Dude, whenever I stand next to Kamaru Usman, I'm like, how the fuck do you weigh 170 pounds ever? Well, dude, think of UFC 249 that you commentated. Cater and Stevens. Stevens missed weight by five pounds he had to think he was like all right we're not gonna make it then he balloons the fuck up and the kid was like all right i guess we'll do it man yeah you know that was a real weird one right because that's not normal for jeremy stevens he's missed weight a couple of times but you know that's a lot of weight to miss by you know that's real unusual so when it's that big, I assume they're in there like, dude, you're not going to make it. And he's like, fuck it.

We either miss it by 0.5 of a pound or miss it by five. I'm going to quit killing myself. So there's something to fight for. God, it's so crazy that 24 hours before a cage fight, they almost kill themselves in the sauna. Nut. I like it when you guys are talking about that one heavyweight, and you go, he could get to 205. And DC goes, but it's so hard.

He's so right. Everyone says that. Oh, dude, he could get to 85. He should be a 70. Oh, that's so hard. And DC's like, motherfuckers, let me tell you something right now. For every dude who did it, like the Rich Franklins, he was like one of the first guys.

You'd be around Rich Franklin, and you'd go, go rich how the fuck are you 185 pounds ever he's a big guy or force griffin i remember force griffin me and him were doing uh pr together in brazil and i was like what do you weigh right now he's like i'm like 47 i'm like you weigh more than me dude i'm playing a heavyweight it's crazy right like fuck the the the guys who are really young and really strong they can get away with that if they do it right but it pays a little bit more of a price i think every time you do it towards the end this is the thought about tony in the gaethje fight that look i was saying it's pretty gangster they decided to make weight anyway but then people that you know like d said this, a couple other people said this,

like why would you do that when you know you're going to have to make weight again? I talked to Tony yesterday, and he said it had nothing to do with the weight. His loss had nothing to do with the weight. I'm sure he, you know, look, he fought well. But he had to have felt something from draining his body just a couple weeks ago. We know it didn't. We know it didn't. I don't mean to interrupt you.

We know it didn't help him. Right, right, right. We know that. We know it didn't help him. Justin just fought an awesome fight, man. That's true, too. That's fair. That's true, too.

Because this is the thing. It's like Tony took an inhuman amount of punishment, but his cardio is so much better than everyone else's. Even when he's getting rocked. To a ridiculous extent. Everyone knows, like you know better than anybody, how hard it is to breathe when you're getting hurt.

If you're getting hurt and you're stunned, that's when your cardio goes out the window. Through the shitter. When you get clipped, that drains your energy more than anything.

Your cardio goes through the window. His cardio never went away. He was fine. He's already training. He was training today. He was dancing in the fucking, dancing in the emergency room. He's ready to go back. He's taken this loss.

Like, it gave me the chills listening to him talk last night. Yeah. Like, we were talking. I'm like, his champ shit only, that's in his losses, too. Because he's like, listen. He goes, everybody in the world is uh is suffering financially and i got to go in there and make a whole bunch of money and my family's secure so i lost technically but i won in life i'm winning so i'm just ready to go

back and do it again he seriously feels great can i ask you this without you getting upset at me when i was watching it and i don don't know Tony like you do, and obviously you're one of the greatest jiu-jitsu coaches of all time, but when I was watching it in the fourth, or definitely in the fifth, I would have thrown in the towel. That crossed my mind. But I would have never done it. But I thought, man, it was –

Because I know you. Listen, listen, listen. I have to question that. I have never been a head MMA coach ever in my life. Never wanted to be. Never wanted to be. And even to this day, I've never been. That's not me.

I'm not Trevor Whitman. That guy's amazing. I'm not Greg Jackson, Duke Rufus. That's a whole other level. Head coach, that's the guy that should be talking to the fighter that's sitting down. I'm the wide receiver coach. I'm the guy that should be talking to the fighter that's sitting down. I'm the wide receiver coach. I'm the guy that just throws in shit on the side. Especially in a stand-up

fight, I shouldn't have been mic'd. Because I knew this was going to be a stand-up fight. If the fight was going to go to the ground if it was a Khabib fight, yeah, maybe there's going to be a lot of ground work. Yeah, maybe it makes sense for television to mic me. But whenever mic'ing me up, I'm like, I'm just there for emotional support because it's going to be a stand-up war.

Tony never, he hasn't had a takedown in five years. He never takes anybody down. The last takedown he got was Gleason Tebow. Think about that. He doesn't take, he goes out there, and you know what he does. When the fight ends up on the ground, it's like from a scramble. Someone took him down. Kevin Lee takes him down.

That's where his jiu-jitsu comes in. We knew it was going to, we were preparing for Khabib this whole time which he was gonna try to stay on his feet obviously and and and do his thing and all of a sudden two weeks before the fight when it was april 18th uh we get the opposite of kakashi and not only the opposite in strategy but the opposite and probably the heaviest handed lightweight maybe ever the most dangerous matchup for Tony. The most dangerous matchup. He lights people up with one shot. Yeah.

So not even for one second did the camp think, oh, we got this one in the bag. From day one. From day one. So hold on. Let me finish this real quick. Let me get this off my chest. So the whole time we're training for a certain strategy. Now we got two

weeks now now it's just engaging with the smart thing uh be to do a totally change tony style or say fuck it let's let's try to outbox this guy do tony tony wanted to fucking strike tony was like i'm gonna go out there and i'll box him that was the plan uh nobody said 100 it was gonna work you know what i mean so um and it was weird it was going to work. You know what I mean? So, and it was weird. It was everything about that whole fight was weird. When you get there and there's nobody in the arena and it's super quiet. I've been to about 150 UFCs. I've cornered a bunch of fighters in the UFC.

It was the weirdest thing. And one of the weirdest things was in between the first round and second round, they only allowed one coach in, right? Yes. And they said, who's it going to be? And I was the first one to say, not me. Like, I don't want to be the – I'm not the MMA head coach. It's got to be the striking coach that goes in there. Everybody agreed for sure.

I'm like, I'm not going to be – it's always got to be the striking coach, the head coach, the guy that talks to them. I'm just the guy that offers suggestions. I've never been – never wanted wanted to be never tried to be so um uh billy or rashad those are yeah rashad holloway is his boxing coach and billy is his muay thai coach so one of them went in i'm on the outside i had nothing to say all i could say was tony you're looking good that's it did you know what i mean did either of them consider throwing the towel? No. We didn't talk about it.

I just had it in my head. I didn't talk about it. But this is what happened. So then the second, and then the first round, in my eyes at the event, I thought, okay, that could have went either way. Okay. Second round, at the very end, with two seconds left, he clips Justin. So after two rounds, I'm thinking, okay, now it's going to start to turn around. So at that point,

after the second round, he knocked him down. If he would have 30 seconds, who knows what the fight would happen? Who knows? But then at that point, now it's the third round. We're like,

okay, man, maybe he's going to, Tony's going to turn it around like he always does. So at that point it was, we weren't like thinking, okay, we got to take him down or anything like that.

But after that fourth round, it was, it was looking like, oh shit. And right when the bell rung after the fourth round rashad turns around goes eddie get in there and i'm like i wasn't ready for it man i wasn't ready to walk in there so i walked in there going what the fuck am i i'm not an mma head coach this is the fourth round he's hurt and plus dude my car got broken into last week they stole my glasses i always i need my glasses i'm pretty blind so i didn't really i didn't realize how how cut up he was until i

walked up to him like okay i'm supposed to give him advice this wide receiver coach like i'm the wrong like it was a mistake for me to go in there not a bad idea for you it was a mistake drop the half guard so i was like at this point, I thought, maybe that's, pulling guard or doing some Imanari rolls works in the beginning when it's fresh, like the way

Ryan Hall got BJ Penn. Remember Ryan Hall, BJ Penn? It was early. He went for Imanari roll, he was fresh, he leg locked him. If we're going to do

something like that, we have to strategize for that the whole camp, not just like, hey, so I'm in there going, at this point, he's hurt, he's cut up

a lot of things are swirling through my head and i'm thinking oh my god what the hell what is the best advice here it's like what is this quote i need help here i froze and it's so quiet it's so quiet you know you can't know you're usually like dude you gotta take this motherfucker down you know but it's so quiet it's so goddamn quiet that everyone's like you know you're like Dude You gotta take this Motherfucker down You know but It's so quiet It's so goddamn quiet That everyone's like You know you're talking lower It was just so weird

You're almost self conscious Yeah Brian Callen just walked Through the room Brian Callen just Please let him finish Cause he's in the middle Of describing what it was like

I'm so into it Tony Ferguson I'm almost done I'm almost done Keep going So I walk in The first thing I notice Is he's cut up More than I can see from the corner.

From my vantage point, I couldn't tell. He had a big cut under his right eye. And at that point, that's my brother, man. That's my brother. I'm thinking like, fuck. Like, maybe the best thing to do is stay on the outside for the fifth round and just get through this with no more damage. I was thinking maybe, because if he tries to shoot

now and he's really tired and he's hurt, he could catch a knee coming in. I'm thinking, what kind of advice? And then I just said, you might want to try a new Minari. I don't know. I don't know. I froze. I don't think you froze because that's not bad advice because everything else

wasn't working. I've never been in that situation ever before in my life and I don't want to be. I'm not the guy for that. I don't think you're for those. I'm not the guy for that. I shouldn't have been in there. I'm always on the side. When I'm in the corner, I'm always on the side.

You know what I mean? I'll throw a little emotional support. The most important thing for a fighter, I've been in this business getting paid in the MMA business since 2000. I've seen fighters come and go. I worked for the UFC for eight years. Been to about 150 UFCs. I've seen everybody come and go. I know my role.

You're not giving yourself enough credit. I'm not Duke Rufus. You're not giving yourself enough credit. Those guys, they're on another level. I am just, hey, if he takes you down, get that overhook and fucking hit that triangle. That's me. That's it. You're a fantastic jiu-jitsu coach, but I think you're also smart enough to know where your strengths lie,

and it's in the jiu-jitsu. That's a good thing, man. That's a healthy thing. But you should for sure have an understanding of how to coach someone in MMA. The thing is there's like levels, right? There's like Firas Ahabi, Matt Hume level, the wizards of technique and strategy. Yes, that's not me. Yeah, those are different guys.

But those guys aren't Eddie when it comes to jiu-jitsu. No, they're not. They're not. But that's the point. It's like to be – and both of them are very talented on the ground, by the way. Matt Hume was a wizard in the dead. Amazing. Amazing.

But Matt Hume was also a legit striker. Very much so. I strike worse than – When Matt Hume was on top of his game, he was an incredible fighter. He was way ahead of his time. Amazing. But if it went to the ground and he had straight technical, Hail Mary trying to finish the guy, Eddie would be my guy.

Of course. Yes. Of course. You're not giving yourself no credit, Eddie. But those guys, the thing about both those guys that we just said. They know the whole game. They know the whole game. Firas is very good at striking.

The best. And very good on the ground. I don't know if you guys remember last year at PFL, the first round fighters fight twice in the same night. Remember that? That's right. And Vinny Magalhaes pulled guard in both of his fights early in the fight and tapped the guys out real quick.

For us, right? Yeah, real quick. Real quick. He pulls guard again. But you set it up and you work on it. Yes. Tony's a striker, man. He wants to take your head off.

You know what I mean? He's such a beast. And then what happened in Vinny's fight in the final of the tournament, he got really tired. He was really tired at the end. He was trying to pull guard at the end, but he didn't have the energy to pull guard. You know what I'm saying? It takes a lot. You've got to set it up.

It's like a takedown. You've got to set it up. Had he fought earlier that night in the finals? No, no, no. No. The finals were like months later. And it was only one fight. So he just got tired in that fight.

In that fight. And he was trying to pull guard. He couldn't strike with the guy. He was tired. And he was trying to pull guard, but he wasn't even close. He'd land on his butt with no clench. And I forget who he fights, but he would just walk away. Look at this. He's got his back. This is it. This is it. This is it. Oh, man.

20 seconds. Tony's story's not over. There's so many good fucking matches. Oh, no. And one win, he's right there. Well, how about this? You have to take into consideration the fact that he didn't really get a full chance to game plan for a guy as dangerous as Justin and prepare for him.

There's going to be a rematch eventually. There'll be a rematch, and the training camp's going to be different. But here's the one thing. We could look back at this as a blessing in disguise in one way. Because originally, Tony and Conor was the fight, but then Conor loses to Khabib, and then now it's Tony and Khabib was the fight. Now, since they're both coming off losses, right now, Tony and Khabib was the fight. Now, since they're both coming off losses, right now, Tony and Khabib makes the most sense.

Right now. Can you imagine that? You mean Tony and Conor? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Conor's coming off a win, too, though. Tony and Conor, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tony and Conor, I'm sorry.

No, Conor's coming off a win. Cowboy. Oh, that's right. That's right. Damn, okay. Okay, but still, it still makes sense because he did lose. It makes a lot of sense.

He did lose to Khabib. It makes sense because it's hard to pitch a Conor-Khabib fight right now. It's like, it's hard to pitch that. No, Gaethje's right there. Gaethje's right there. But depending on what Khabib wants to do and his dad and bad health, if he's out for a little longer, then he can do Gaethje-Conor. That's true.

How about Gaethje-Khabib and Tony Connors, same card. Oh, my God. Super Bowl. Oh, my God. People sleep. That's perfect. That's amazing. Come on.

How crazy would that be? Like New Year's Eve or something? You know what I mean? But you're also forgetting. Gagey, Khabib, Connors. Ridiculous. Oh, my God. That would be the greatest.

I'll jack off to it right now. And then the winners of each fight. The winner of each fight. That's an amazing card. Ridiculous. Tony versus Connors. Four-man tournament. And Gagey versus Khabib on the same card.

Everybody's heads would explode worldwide. Worldwide. Simultaneously. Ten rounds of fury. There's some other dark horses for Tony, like Dustin Poirier's right there. Charles Olivera. Oh, yeah. Charles Olivera would be ridiculous.

Bro, Charles Olivera impresses me as much as anybody. Me too, dude. When he was pacing up Kevin Lee, I was like, this is crazy. His striking's gotten so much better. Pacing him down, man. Staying on is crazy. His striking's gotten so much better. Chasing him down, man. Staying on the outside. So clean. And his groundwork, he has more submissions than anybody in the sport.

But now his striking's right there. His striking's right there. He's so dangerous standing up. He's so good right now. And he flows, man. Him versus Tony? He flows. You know, his technique is like real smooth, man.

And the confidence is there now. He's a different fighter. Connor Tony. That's all I'm saying. Connor Tony, baby. That's in the mix, too. I'm down with Connor Tony. Is Dana thinking about Connor Tony?

I'm telling you, Charles Oliveira might be the dark horse of that division. That's what I'm saying. For sure. He's only like 30 years old, man. We've known that kid since he was like 20. He was fighting featherweight, though, for a while. Yeah. But now he's on a tear.

You don't notice it? He's on a tear. That Kevin Lee notice it? He's on a tear. That Kevin Lee fight, I was like, holy shit. He's shutting Kevin Lee down. Kevin Lee's fucking good now. And then he tapped him on that guillotine, and Kevin tried to take him down. That was tight. That was nasty.

People sleeping on him, son. It was like next level tight. It was like next level world championship. He's there. He's there. He's my dark horse. That division is stacked. He's the dark horse. That division. He's the dark horse. That's an amazing division, man.

But Tony's out for how long? Because he has the broken orbital, right? No. No. Oh, the reporter was a broken orbital. No. Oh, he's good. No, he's good.

He's already, he's training to death, dude. God, what a savage. Dude, I'm telling you, man, I swear. Yeah, he's inspiring. I swear. He fought after catastrophic knee surgery like six months later. And did his own rehab. Bro, that's crazy.

When he explained it the way I'm like, when he said, hey, listen, the whole world is struggling financially. And I made the biggest paycheck of my life, biggest payday. How can I be sad? He's a winner, man. He's a winner. Are you kidding me? But, hey, this is another thing is we're seeing levels man we're seeing new levels justin gaethje's next level like justin gaethje first of all one of the things that

trevor whitman said that i was really impressed with he said gaethje's the most coachable athlete he's ever worked with well he's he's formed gate you gotta remember gaethje was saying that too yeah luca deal both all my boys but you remember all remember, they molded Gaethje from – he came from the gym in northern Colorado down to grudge, and Trevor was like, let's do it, dude, and nine years molding that kid. Nine years. Dude, he's so coachable too because one of the things that happened, you were talking, Eddie, about the shift in the second round

when he got hit with that big uppercut at the end of the round. He went back to his corner, and Trevor Whitman said, you're going too hard at him. You're trying to take his head off. Take about 10% off the punches. Yeah. Try to take his head off. Hit him with good, clean shots.

And he nodded his head, and he went out and did exactly that. How about when Justin would rock him and then sit back? I'm like, oh, he's ready for Khabib. Because most of those guys rock him and rush in. Yeah. He would sit back. He'd go, it's coming. He was technical.

He was smooth. He looked like a world champion. Oh, my God. Like a hair trigger. That left hook counter was a hair trigger. Just, bop. It's coming out of nowhere. I think he's going to give Khabib some fritz, man.

A nightmare. Because the best wrestler Khabib's ever faced who doesn't want to wrestle. Like, in terms of wrestlers in the octagon, I mean, who's better than him? I mean, you're talking about an All-American Division I champion from UNC. But that Khabib's face in a fight. Has anybody had the level of wrestling that Gaethje has? No. All-American?

No. Think about this. What about Abel Trujillo? Trujillo, yeah. But Trujillo, was he All-American? He might have been Juke All-American, which is equivalent. He was a strong motherfucker, though. And he took him down like 17 times some shit.

But he can't strike, so there's no fair. The one thing, Gagey, against Gagey, and I think Gagey's one of the best, for sure. But if Khabib can't take him down, man, how's that going to look? How's Gagey going to look on his back? It's a real important point. He might not be able to take him down. He might how is that going to look? How is Gage going to look on his back? It's a real important point. He might not be able to take him down. He might not be able to. He might not be able to.

Maybe not. Maybe not. Guarantee he gets him down. Maybe not. I've heard stories, and I think you've heard these too. What he can do to Ed Ruth and Luke Rockhold and DC. I've heard it's ridiculous. He's going to get Gage down.

You think so? I need to see it. It doesn't mean Gage loses the fight. I need to see him training with those guys because it's almost like one of those mythical tales you hear about some things that people see in the woods dude he's like Bigfoot yeah what dude when I was in San Jose Josh Thompson goes dude you gotta come to practice uh Khabib's training dude and it's wrestling day I wanted to go but I had you know I and then i was like that's too far

and i didn't do it and i'm shooting myself in the fucking i talked to john fitch about it john fitch yeah there you go john fitch is like yeah i go what's it like to wrestle me he goes he's like started with breathing he goes i i mean i gotta like if i'm very well rested he goes sometimes i can stand up like john John Fitch. John Fitch is a monster. Hold on. Legend. The streak he went on? No, in wrestling. How did John Fitch do in wrestling? Fitch never lost.

In wrestling. I think he was a Missouri All-American. What's this Merkle Krovkov thing? He was killer. Hall of Fame? Is this the fight? What happened, Jamie? The ESPN app crash? No, no. I think that Apple TV crashed and I I have to figure out how to reset it while I'm doing this. It's a little tough. Are we putting Kevin Randleman in the Hall of Fame?

We didn't even watch that Cheeto Vera fight. We barely watched it. He lost the decision. Eddie lost. Really? Eddie's story with Tony, I've been waiting. I can't wait to hear about it. No, listen, man.

I couldn't wait to hear it either. It was, first of all, one of the. I couldn't wait to hear it either. It was one of the, first of all, one of the most epic fights and one of the weirdest ones. To see a fight like that with no one in the audience. Was it weird for you? You guys felt pretty comfortable. It was so crazy. I love John Anik and I love DC. I love those guys.

You guys are the best team they've ever assembled. I'm so tight with those guys. They're the nicest guys. It's a pleasure to see them I need you guys together though Can you do that to them We were all tested man It doesn't make sense

We had to have bracelets That showed that we've all Tested negative So we're all walking around With these bracelets on So let us sit next to each other And we stood next to each other When we were doing

In the pre-show We're basically right there Yes It's the strangest This is the strangest I heard they didn't want to Let you in the octagon for the interviews. They said they wanted me to do the interviews from like 50 feet away. There was like, I was going to stare into a camera and the fighter was going to stare

into the cameras. They were going to have a monitor. And I was going to have a monitor. I go, they just fought. I go, this is crazy. I go, I want to be right next to him. And you're good. And you've been tested.

Do you know when you shook his hand? Justin Gage's hand. And you were like, fuck it. I don't give a shit because there was a lot of blood on it you know someone like

edited that out or something like I don't know something about that a friend of mine said dude check this out

like you said something and they cut that out like he's been tested he got tested like literally they had the test they isolated all the fighters they isolated all the cornermen they tested everybody Well, listen, he's been tested. He got tested. Like, literally, they had the test.

They isolated all the fighters. They isolated all the cornermen. They tested everybody. We can't live in fear forever. Do you know what I'm talking about, though? Yeah, I do. What did they do? They got upset because, well, I don't know about the editing, but I know that some people got upset that I shook his hand.

Oh, hell no. That little clip was banned somehow. Did you go to restaurants in Jacksonville? They banned that clip. Eddie and I, we went to a Morton's. We went to a steakhouse. I went to a rib place. You had appetizers?

I went to a restaurant every day I was there. With other people? They do that in Houston. They do that in Houston. I can't wait. Was it weird? We went to the bearded pig. You just get one rib, dude.

Just one rib. Just one rib. One rib and it has like this much meat on it. One rib. It's a beef rib. Yeah, it's has like this much meat on it one rib it's a beef rib it's yeah it's some kind of brontosaurus was it weird going to the restaurants did you feel weird yeah it was totally but the waiter had a mask oh yeah that was dumb and he was talking to us that's so stupid he's like hey man i love your podcast i'm like are you where are you just see your eyes we're not that get used to That must have been nice because I don't think that's going to happen in L.A. for at least.

I don't think. Go to San Diego. Go to Ventura County. Well, Garcetti's a very strange dude. Something's going on. Did you see that article? Who was that guy? There was a conservative guy.

I guess he's going to Texas. There was a politician in San Diego. I'm thinking about Texas, too. I'm thinking about Texas. I've been saying that I'm thinking about Texas. Fellas, if one goes, we all go. That would be the move. I would love to leave.

Texas is mad. They're like, you come over here, you just bring your liberal bullshit and ruin this fucking state. Like, hey. Easy. You ever been to Austin? Oh, I love Austin. Yeah, it's fucking, I'm saying liberal.

I mean, Austin's liberal as it gets. Did I send that to you guys, That article about the San Diego guy? Yeah, here it is. I'm going to send it to you, Jamie. How about San Diego with the six deaths? Six deaths. That's what I'm sending. I sent that to you.

Oh, no, you sent it to me. If you talk about that, you can be taken off YouTube. Those doctors who said that you have a 0.03% chance of dying in LA or something like that. And that video was taken down. Facebook and YouTube will take down your video if they consider it harmful information. I guess I'm free, Brian. You'll enjoy this. You'll love this.

I just found out from our boys at Mint Pixels. They go, hey, can you and Brian in the first five minutes not talk about penises or cuss? I go, who gives a fuck, dude? He goes, YouTube's demonetizing your channel and taking when you cuss in the first five minutes oh you fucks you ruined everything how crazy is that i can always there jim desmond says san diego has all has only had six pure coronavirus deaths whoa so what he's saying is all the deaths that they had everyone had an underlying cause except for six yeah that

were pure coronavirus six out of 3.3 million hear me out boys i love texas much of the next guy la jolla we go to the comedy store there oh i love it down there we're not gonna save as much on taxes but san diego we can serve fish tacos they're locked down they're opening up more than us i know but we should listen i mean's no simple, easy way to do this. We just got to look at how the states act over the next couple weeks and just judge these states and talk about what states are not in tension on our rights. Texas, Atlanta, Florida. All these states need to, if you want to help people, talk about health. No one's doing it.

All these people are talking about it's fear they're talking about the disease how quickly it spreads how people carry it and they don't even know they're talking about all these things about the disease which is great but put you want to help people put out a message to change your fucking diet yeah how about the belgium health minister hilarious get get your get your life in order what's doing people who are obese it destroys people who are obese destroys them it was the one of the number one factors in in people that had really isn't it weird though the same thing flu does that's like obese and people with pre all diseases all diseases if you have underlying conditions it's gonna fuck you over okay let me ask you a question we were led to believe it was going to

be something that it wasn't. They thought it was different than it was. We're lucky. Now they can't backtrack. We're lucky, but we have to admit we're lucky. And we have to admit,

obviously people did a lot of great work and the first responders, the bravest fucking human beings alive to subject themselves to that. We were scared about it in our homes. And these fucking people

are dealing with sick patients day in, day out, every day. But we have to recognize the difference between what happens to them and what's what's hard and what what happens to the rest of us and what can be fixed with nutrition what can be fixed with medicine what can we fix but also the actual odds of dying from the disease what i'm gonna say is at a certain point in time you gotta let people be free and i don't know when that is give us a guy i should be like people that don't believe that i don't know what that is yeah but people don't believe that the people in power right now the larger issue the

larger issue i think is that you have people in power especially in and i'm sorry but i feel this way about eric garcetti and and gavin newsom Gavin Newsom. And I love the people around him who have this arbitrary executive control to make decisions that affect all our lives and destroy businesses, maybe irreparably, with some health bureaucrats by saying, well, you know what? Everybody has to wear a mandatory,

we're going to mandate masks and we're going to extend this now that we've flattened the curve. And by the way, the hospitals in Los Angeles are empty. Our health system is not overrun. And we have flattened the curve. But you know what? Take a seat for another three months. Take a seat for another three months.

Oh, and then snitch on your neighbor. They just tweeted that out. Not just snitch on your neighbor, but snitch on businesses who are still conducting business. This is unprecedented. And I think this is executive overreach. And it was challenged in Wisconsin and overturned, in my opinion, rightly so. And Illinois. We'll see now, as these states open, we'll see if the death toll climbs. But we know that this is a disease that threatens people with underlying and severe morbidities.

Just like the flu. Yes, who are much older so is it doesn't it make sense to target quarantine can't we quarantine people who are like say 70 and over you're speaking logic right yeah no no none of this but we're dealing with ideology i'm sorry and i and i i i'm amazed and i think and you want to hear what i think i think even people like the cnn and and and garcetti and these people, I think they're really interested in restructuring society. Yes.

And getting Trump out at all costs. I think it's about power. Destroying the economy. Dude, Russia, they're going, you motherfuckers, this is what we've been trying to do this whole time. And now you guys are doing it. Oh, dude, in Russia, they're loving it. How do you think they want to restructure it, if you were just guessing?

And there's Jocko's a great friend. New World Order? What I think is this so so when you keep an economy shut down long enough you have to look at this three trillion dollar stimulus package that's that's three thousand billion dollars three thousand you always do that yeah but it's important to know it's crazy a lot of money it's three trillion dollars and in it what what happens with government what you what you're doing is really essentially spending your way, trying to spend your way out of a problem. What that really means, though, is government has to take over these aspects of the economy in your lives that they didn't before. And I think this is about power.

I think this is about the expansion of government. And I really do think. Did you see Garcetti's quote we talked about on the way up here? But they should see it. Garcetti had a quote that we have to wear masks and if we do the right thing and wear masks, we'll get back some of our freedoms.

That's one man. Imagine just saying it that way. Get back some of our freedoms. You can't take away freedoms. We can recall like this it's simple mayor garcetti orders angelinos to wear masks whenever leaving home we can recall him you just need you i think you need 330,000 uh signatures petitions let's do it let's get together and recall him you need to recall them i'm down let's do it and i don't

think i don't think they know that motherfucker i don't think they know. Let's recall that motherfucker. I don't think they know how to let go of power. Nobody does. I think this is not the same argument that we had two months ago when we entered into this. That argument was we have to stop this thing because it kills a giant percentage of the population. It's going to run through us. 33 million. Remember that shit?

33 million. Look, it's horrible if you get it. But if you get it, for the most part, you're probably going to be asymptomatic or are not going to have bad symptoms. 98% of the recovery rate. Just like the flu. Paul doesn't take it. But the problem is it sounds callous to say that, right?

Because what about someone who lost someone who had it? People die all the time from the flu or heart attack. Make motorcycle accidents. Car accidents. Check this out. Make motorcycle accidents. Let me out. Make motorcycles illegal. Do you want some whiskey? Do you want to step your game up?

Let me ask you a question. Callan, let me ask you a question. What would you rather have? Someone give your whole family COVID or that same person get drunk and ram their car into your whole family on the freeway? I'd rather have them give the COVID. What about you? The death rate between zero and 18 is zero.

COVID or a drunk driver crashing into your entire family i will lick everybody's face in this room right same thing obvious question right yes it's an obvious question it's almost a question that everybody's like come on exactly but think about that question think about how many car accidents there are every year yes think about how easy it is how easy it would be for someone to make a mistake and kill people doing a number of things that we do all the time texting, drinking, happens all the time imagine this

but we chalk it up as the price for driving or just diseases think about this you know how they could destroy the legalization of marijuana right now you know how they could do it? easy, this is how they do it they could make weed illegal right now all they gotta do is? Easy. This is how they do it. No, no. They can make weed illegal right now. All they got to do

is start doing what they're doing with forging the COVID death certificates. Anybody that dies, anybody that crashes, anybody that dies from a drunk driving accident, just put marijuana accident. Call it DWBBQ. Drunk or driving while

barbecued. No matter what death. So, hey, are you aware that they already do that? Hold on, hold on. And then every night, every night when you turn on the news, you put on the death count of all the people that are dying of marijuana driving deaths. And then start putting footage of all these car wrecks that are going on all the time. We never see them. We never see them.

You understand what I'm saying? That's what's going on. the time we never see them okay we never see them but you understand what i'm saying yes but and so that's what's going on but i also think there's a disconnect i also think there's a disconnect but with a lot of journalists and a lot of politicians there's a major disconnect between them and everyday americans who have to make a business work so if you had paul krugman who is a nobel prize winning economist who is a regular op-ed contributor to the New York Times. He wrote the most condescending article. He's never had a real job, in my opinion, but that's a different story.

But Paul Krugman has always been – It's our first one back. He's writing for the New York Times. He's got a real job. Yeah, yeah. He's always been incredibly left-wing. There's a difference, though. He's good at talking and writing.

Come on. It's our first time back in the quarantine. I can't drive. I can't drive. No, come on. So you have a Tesla. You took one of those Elon Musk hits. I did.

You took an Elon Musk. I gotta be careful. Hours of cage fights. You got that on video? When are we watching these? Elon Musk. I got so high from this. Is this a blunt?

Hey, speaking of Elon Musk, you want me to finish my Elon Musk thought? Wait, let me finish this. So the thought was this. I do, though. He said that right wingers, he lumped a whole group of people called right-wingers into one thing, right? He said right-wingers are coming up with these conspiracies and are against the lockdown because they care about the Dow Jones. And that's how he categorized everybody who was against the shutdown. Talking about feeding our families. Instead about feeding families, people who have spent their lifetime building a business

and it's going under and may not come back. Or somebody who has spent all their time building a brand and relies on that. And so there's never any consideration for that because those people have never done that. And when you've never done that, you don't know what it's like. I think they want to destroy the economy. I think they're doing it on purpose. I think that's the whole purpose of this to get trump out exactly i'm never this cynical i'm never this conspirator they're trying to destroy the economy it's the

first time in my life where i'm thinking to myself that's the purpose of these people might be really can we just chalk up eddie's been right about the whole trump stuff all that the russian collusion let's be real careful about drawn conclusions about why they won't relinquish power. We're in a conspiracy theory right now. Hold on a second. It's a good point. This is really important. It's just a natural part of human nature to not want to relinquish power.

The founding fathers knew that. The founding fathers knew that, which is why you don't have executive overreach, which is why it can be challenged in the courts, which is why it has to be. It is a natural human behavior. We all have it. I do too. That's that cop who lost his job. Was it Greg Anderson or Greg Henderson, the dude in Washington who was like, this ain't

right, man. Exactly. And then lost his job. He's like, we technically can't do this. It's against the Constitution. Whoever that guy is, find out who that guy is. I'm pretty sure it's Greg Anderson. He trades a check. I think he owns a check, man. He's a BJJ black belt. He's a black belt, and he's a Special Forces guy.

He was a Ranger. You know why I'll never be happy? Because I'm not built like this guy. I gotta use my computer to show the fight. About Anderson? I'm sorry, about Anders? Well, he also played linebacker at Alabama, you fuck. He's a starting linebacker for University of Alabama.

He's a little stronger, a little more powerful than I am. Oh, he's a fucking monster striker. He's a great fighter, too fuck. Okay. He's a starting linebacker for University of Alabama. He's a little stronger, a little more powerful than I am. Oh, he's a fucking monster striker. He's a great fighter, too. Big power. But Jocko's a fucking beast, too. He is. It's such a good fight. This is a fight I've written all over it.

Yeah. Jocko's a very good striker. Yeah. He's fun to watch. And Anders is so tough, dude. When he fought Khalil Roundtree, Roundtree was lighting his legs up, and he never even flinched. Think about Anders. Starting linebacker. fought Khalil Roundtree, Roundtree was lighting his legs up and he never even flinched.

Think about Anders. Starting linebacker. University of Alabama went, I'm going to try football and I'm going to try fighting. He hasn't been fighting that long and he's fucking good. He was a starting linebacker? For the National Championship Alabama team. And here's the thing. You know how when you see 18-year-old kids in jiu-jitsu, they get good really quick.

It's kind of scary. I don't know what it is about people when they get older where it doesn't work like that and i think it's not just a physical thing i think it's also like uh a resources thing you don't have the resources to think about it all the time you don't have the resources to be obsessed with yeah bills like yeah 18 year old kid who still lives at home can try to be the world's best boxer. Yes.

You're running up hills. He's going to bed at night sleeping. Living it. Living it. And they get good quick, man.

And his body doesn't get hurt. He recovers faster. He bounces back. He fucking bounces back like nothing. People want to shit on Greg Hardy.

He hasn't been fighting that long. No, he hasn't. And he's in the UFC and has like eight fights. Yeah. And he's won most

of them. And how about he fought Volkov? Yeah. Volkov. With one fights. And he's won most of them. And how about he fought Volkov? Volkov was the Bellator. Yeah, fucked his arm up. Volkov was the Bellator heavyweight champ. And before he fought Derrick Lewis, a lot of people thought he might be the dark horse of the division. 100%.

Tall, long. Didn't he stop Fabrizio? He stopped Fabrizio for doom? But remember, he's beaten Derrick Lewis, too, until that very end. And he got clipped. Nice punch. Derek Lewis. Nice punch. Derek Lewis, he's absolutely one of the most entertaining guys ever.

Because you never know. You never know if he's going to be able to pull it off. And that fight, that was the perfect fight example of that with Derek Lewis. You never know. You can never count him out. You can never count him out. Here's the Hail Mary. Here's the Hail Mary.

Bro, that was chaos. Do you have my knives, Joe? I want to cut my knives. Yes, I do. I need that knife. I do. I need that knife. I'm only cutting with my knife.

Who is the company? Civilware. I need it for the mountain lines. Thanks, Civilware. You guys are awesome. Thank you for my knives. Not right here. But they're in studio?

In the room somewhere. Where are they? We'll get them for you. I don't like people who keep my knives. Yeah, it's Officer Greg Anderson. I don't know where they are. Did I say Greg Anderson? They'll get them for you. I don't like people who keep my knives. Yeah, it's Greg, Officer Greg Anderson. I don't know where they are. Did I say Greg Anderson? They're definitely here, though.

I'm bad with names. Yes. I think that's it. Is that it? If there's two, grab me one, B. For the rattlesnake. There's one. I don't think there's another one there.

There's a pocket knife, a folding knife. What's this? Oh, that's a big-ass Japanese knife. That thing's the shit. That was a sponsor. Why do you have so many knives? I know, I'm a problem. Or not.

Or not. Yeah. That's awesome. I never quite grew up. Dude, it's secret. Hold on. First of all, Civilware, forget this on. First of all, Civilware. Forget this knife.

I want to thank Civilware. Thank them. There's a small folding knife in there, too, brother. That's probably all I need is a folding knife. What you need is a gun. I love their knife. I just bought an AR-15. I know.

Run with that. No bike with it? Just buy a good gun. How about this? I'm shooting. Like some dude in Michigan storming the Capitol building. He says, I'm shooting at Taron Tactical. And Taron goes, stop. And Logan so he shows up so he's behind me love him and great

guy what a sweetheart i told you from the jump love stud and and stud handsome kid athletic kid talking a little bit about mma and joe saw him in hawaii right you saw logan paul normal dude yeah very normal yes great guy yeah i saw him after his fight oh there you go stud that's where he went to vacation sweetheart anyway so he so he's behind me and I

and Taron stop I go what he goes you hit a bird and I'm like oh shit so I go over there and I

I wing the dove like a straight up white dove what's a dove doing out there no it wasn't a white dove it was a dirty brown one yeah but no it was a gray

but it was beautiful and it's a symbol of peace but also kill him you know and then and no and I did I said

give me the gun let me shoot I was going to shoot it to put it out of his misery and he goes I'll do it and I go no let me do it

you know it's my job he goes no I'll do it and Logan goes wait I think the guy's going to be alright and I look at Logan and I look down

and I'm thinking I can see feathers flying and the thing just goes looks at Logan and just thanks buddy flies away and i was like did you shoot it in the way of holy ghost energy i shot it i winged it i winged it hey because you know what i don't like birds being on my targets dude me neither dude uh how many that little knife i'm gonna eat it and i'm gonna i'm high and i'm drunk bro no i need one of those hey bro this is from civil wear that's my cheese cutter this is if

that's this is what i wear you got to give him one yeah i need one for the mountain tomorrow that's not going to help you if you get that close for the rattlesnake you already bit but i wear it so close you can stab it that's the most ridiculous way to approach rap mountain line mountain line okay i could shake it in my cheese cutter too i wear this in my boot in case Brennan decides to surf and turf. Dude, how are we going to feel when the first hiker gets jacked by a Mountain Lion? Good chance it's me. I'm out there every day. They're all thriving.

Every day I'm out there. Imagine that could happen real soon, almost any day. And then how do you think people would feel if that became a normal thing? Nothing. It's not going to happen to me. You wouldn't even know about it. It's whatever they decide to put the spotlight on it's whatever they decide to focus on people are dying all over the place well dude just died by a great white shark not far oh

where was he swimming no santa cruz santa cruz was it no was it santa cruz that's close that's close enough five hours like no it's santa cru. It's not Santa Barbara. Imagine if fucking Godzilla attacked Santa Cruz. We're like, oh. It's five hours. So far away. How fast does he walk? I'm tired. Can we leave in the morning?

You know, one of the coolest things about Fight Companion, to me personally, for me. I need it tomorrow. Guys, one conversation at a time. Here, we're just fighting over knives. Eddie. I said one of the coolest things about, like, for me personally, is that we're all pro-gun.

That's huge, man. Can you imagine if we were all anti-gun sitting here? Can you imagine that? I don't want to be sitting duck. It's just a dangerous

thing to do to give anyone all the power, and that includes the power to shoot you. Especially right now. If only, like, we're seeing what's happening with laws. This is the same thing that happens with guns happens that's why we want guns right now it really is it's

really unfortunate but what government tends to be always is just people it's just people they're people right they're just people that got elected to office and they might be great people but they're still people and people you can't give them power over other people and they're easily corruptible and blackmailable and they find suicidables but they find ways to make it legal for them to influence things that if you just straight up gave them the money to do those things you would say no way that's the nature that's the nature of the great experiment called the united states of america mental How many, how many of you guys know dudes that were anti-gun who are like asking you about guns? No, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, house got broken into i'm like i need guns of course i need guns and dogs every time i see a video of someone getting like robbed or jumped or or killed i'm like man i want to get another gun i want to get another one and then another one i want fucking a bazooka oh i i load it up on you know what i mean i load it up on ammo 15 if the alarm goes off You got a plan I got a plan Me and my wife go over the plan all the time

When the alarm goes off We each have AR-15 We got rope ladders and shit She can shoot What's up bro Oh yeah She shoots better than I do This is not a thought

That most of us want to confront Like right now No Hey It's too high I was at a drive-thru I'm perfect the right amount of high Hey I was at a drive-thru A few days ago In a bad part of downtown I went to a drive-thru I'm perfect To ride a Bountahot I was at a drive-thru

A few days ago In a bad part of downtown I went to a drive-thru And right up to my window Like MS-13 guy I'm Mexican So this guy was very He could have been

San Salvadorian Or something Real You know He looked like Those pictures When you Google MS-13

He came up Right to my door Like on the Passenger side I was driving this way I'm on the other side He goes Those pictures, when you Google MS-13, tattoos all over. It came up right to my door. On the passenger side, I was driving this way. I'm on the other side. He goes, roll down your window, give me some money. I just looked at him like, mm-mm. I go, you know what?

Fuck this, dude. I put it in reverse, and I looked behind me, and there was a car behind me. Car in front of me. I'm like, shh. Then the guy goes, mm, why you doing that? What's up? I'm like, i had i had a fucking screwdriver i had a screwdriver in my car i'm like oh shit boom and i got it and i just held it like that and i was just like this probably could have choked him out huh who knows he could add a gun he could add a gun got a train again he could easily add a gun if i would add a gun shit i would have felt a gun. Got to train against guns. He could have easily had a gun. If I would have had a gun, shit. I would have felt a lot.

Dude, I felt vulnerable. I'm like, if this guy pulls out a gun and does that, that could be my last day on earth. Fuck yeah. I'm out of driving at fucking Lucy's. Be sure about yourself, though. You're fucking with Joe right now. Joe just went, oh. He's so stressed.

Yeah. No, no, no. I swear to God. We all have to think about this. Damn, I might die right here. I thought about this. That's why you had to move to Texas. I might fucking die right here. Dude, I'm texting you. It all have to think about this. Damn, I might die right here. I thought about this. That's why you had to move to Texas. I might fucking die right here.

Dude, I'm texting you. It's Sean the fucking face. Shit. Dude, we all have to think about this. Yeah, shit's getting crazy, dude. And the other thing that we have to think of is how quick can we bring it back to a manageable place? How quick does the economy take to bounce back?

I think in LA what's going to happen, they're going to see all these other states open up and it's going to put so much pressure on Newsom and Garcetti where they have no choice. You look at the numbers in Ohio, Atlanta, Florida, Denver, San Diego, they're going to have no fucking choice. No one understands. They're easily fooled with cases and numbers.

They're so easily fooled. Most people have no idea that 80,000 people died last year of the flu. The exact same symptoms, the exact same death of the people that are dying of corona. I don't think it's that many, but it's a lot. I think it was like 61,000. I thought it was 60. Either way. It was 40,000. I thought it was 60. Yeah, I thought it was 80. Either way.

Either way. It was 40,000. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It's like if they put the spotlight on another strain. There's about 200 strains of the flu. I'm not sure how many strains. There's a bunch, right?

I thought I read 200. It's always mutated. Yeah, exactly. I mean, look how many people die from rattlesnakes. Yeah. No, no. What I'm saying is. It's not, no. What I'm saying is... It's not that many.

What I'm saying is... Hey, I'm high. There's all these technical names. There's all these technical names for all... It's like, look how many grizzly bear deaths. Dude, look how great

why it deaths. No, no. Those are awesome points. If you just started putting a spotlight on it, like car wrecks, if you... If on the news

it was just filled with car wrecks, people would be telling me, you shouldn't be fucking driving. You shouldn't be fucking driving. We would be in a war against cigarettes. Yes. We would be in a war

against cigarettes. How about alcohol? What about alcohol? You know how easy it would be to ban driving? You know, dude, they just said, all sports and concerts done.

And it happened. You think they could just say driving, make driving illegal. You don't think that could happen. We're in the middle of the new world order right now. We're in the middle. They shut everything down. So there should be nobody ever saying,

Oh, look at those guys. All those guys, look, all those guys, anybody that says, Oh, those guys are with their Corona conspiracy theories with their Corona.

Dude, we're in a the greatest conspiracy theory of all time right now right now is the greatest conspiracy of all time everything got shut down if I would have told you

last year I'd go dude next year everything's gonna shut down all sports worldwide they go worldwide you would say

worldwide I'd go worldwide every fucking country every country let me offer you. Stop. Hold on. Let me just finish this real quick.

Let me just finish this thought. 30 seconds. I apologize. We'll get back to pussy. We'll get back to pussy. No, no. We'll get back to pussy. I just want to counter what you're saying.

No, what I'm saying is, if I would have told you that a year ago, I said there's going to be, if I would have said there's going to be a great – if this impeachment fails, they're going to come hard with their last hope. Their last hope. Okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop. That's not a conspiracy. Let me stop you. It's not.

Because it's not – you have to realize how many people died versus how many people were out there. There's a big difference between the way they approached it. If everybody was open in society the way it was, it would have spread quicker. There would have been more people that got it. Florida says, hold my margarita. Sweden says, hold my margarita. Japan didn't close down. I think it was political. It slowed down the transmission

to make people aware. If they washed their hands more, if they put masks on, if they did all that shit in the beginning, maybe it slowed it down. You've got to think, if that number is higher, it's like 80-something thousand now, right right that number is higher than the flu and they did that so it's worse than the flu it's it is fucking dangerous if you're not healthy it's fucking dangerous can i explain something that's a fact here's what here's the alternative perspective what you're thinking is some grand conspiracy to overthrow Trump. What I think it is, is they got some power when we were forced to all collectively decide to let them take the reins and lock everyone down to protect ourselves from a very real virus.

The numbers of the virus are very real. The scientists behind the virus are very real. That's right. But the problem is human beings in power. That's the problem. I agree with that. That's right. But the problem is human beings in power. That's the problem. I think also we'd say these experts, these experts, these scientists, and Fauci, those people are wrong a lot of times, man. It's okay. They're getting paid.

They're getting paid by the government, the defendant. They're getting paid by the defendant. But if they weren't there, we wouldn't even see shit come in. Do you understand? But he didn't see it coming. But? But he didn't see it coming. He went, that's not a really big deal. We shouldn't be wearing masks. Well, because we had never had something like this happen where we got bad information from another country that experienced it.

There's so much deception going on right now. At some point, you've got to go, okay, maybe there's so much bullshit going on and all these lies, forging death certificates all over the fucking place, padding the numbers, cooking the books. But we know realistically, though, when they had this moment where they identified it, the World Health Organization was saying that China was saying, no, they're not. But I'm saying that China was saying that you couldn't get it from a person, that it was only transmittable from that animal to people. Why the fuck would we listen they're not they're not trustworthy nobody that you mentioned is trustworthy and

they're all working together it's all like all this shit and like wait a minute once a cascade of bullshit starts flying around it's hard to figure out it's hard to figure out there's a lot of theories you got to go you just because you make a conclusion and it's wrong doesn't mean you don't make fun of the person that makes it detectives they put together facts and they make conclusions some detectives go i think it might be this guy the other detective goes no it's probably his brother and if someone's going to be wrong they're not going to make fun of the other person for being wrong as long as you're honestly looking for the truth we're putting the facts together as soon as you find look what all i'm saying is there's so much bullshit with the padding of the numbers, forging of

the death certificates. Okay, I'm not a statistician. I don't know if those numbers are accurate. I don't even know how they test them. Nobody knows. But the fact that it's a concern, and I bet it's... Listen, I think the reality is it's probably a concern both ways. I bet a bunch of people died and they didn't list it as COVID and they had to go.

Oh, no, they get paid if it's COVID. Why do people get paid, Jamie? Why do people get paid for COVID? I don't, they get paid if it's COVID. Why do people get paid, Jamie? Why do people get paid for COVID? I don't think they get paid if they find a body. No, I think... They get paid more if it's COVID. Maybe this is not true. But if they're in the hospital, why would they get paid?

But not if they find a body. Why would a hospital get paid to have a COVID death? Like, why would that happen? Federal money? I think it's COVID. Why does the hospital why does the hospital get paid i think there's covid debt i think that doesn't make any sense no no no it does exactly how it works how does it work is what i'm asking they're allocated money to stay open

because there's a massive crisis that strains the resources in a way that's unprecedented so they send them a bunch of money yes it didn't what it is. It didn't strain the resources in Texas. There's an incentive to keep it going. Okay, okay. Look at it like this, Brian. Look, as soon as you establish that the players, like maybe you didn't know them in the beginning, you believed them, whatever,

and then now there's so much obvious deceit and deception and lies, at that point you got to go, oh, okay, we got to go, we got to backtrack. Maybe all this shit is deception. And maybe there's other reasons why this is happening. Wait a minute. At some point, at some point you can't defend any of the stats. The graphs were wrong.

Everything was wrong. But I think this was a black swan and it presented itself. And now, as Joe said, the people in power are taking this as an opportunity to consolidate. No, I totally respect that. That's what makes sense. I respect that. They're putting us in a very weird position. No, all I'm saying is.

Where people just like us are controlling people. Yeah. And they're deciding. All I'm saying is, Brian, that theory and your theory, hey, I'm not going to make fun of it. These are all just theories. No one knows shit. There's so much deception. We should all be going, man, maybe it's that.

Maybe it's that. Maybe it's that. Maybe it's that. Not like, fuck that. You're fucking crazy. Dude, this is the craziest shit of all time. Right now it's the craziest shit of all time. We've got to talk systemically

because I think all of us would behave very differently if we were in power. And one of the things you said is human beings, when they're in power, when people are in power, when people are in power,

all of us want to project our vision of the things you said is human beings, when they're in power, when people are in power, when people are in power, all of us want to project our vision of the world on somebody else. But Joe has power. I don't want power. What I'm saying is that if you were in a – He doesn't mistreat it. First of all, if you go into politics, you probably like being in that position. Yeah. But the other thing is I think it's very – it's almost impossible for a human being not to want to project their vision of the world on the world.

That's insane. But it's what human beings do, though. We all have points of view. But that's why we have a constitution. So they can't do this. So they can't take away our rights. That's why we have a constitution. The Founding Fathers were very aware of that human tendency.

Human error. And that's why we have checks and balances. Listen, man, we're fucking primates. But we are losing the constitution. We are primates. We are primates. We are primates. We seek to control. It's a natural part

of how we got here in the first place. We just have to avoid it now. We have to recognize what it is. We have to be very steadfast and not giving in to it because when ego

starts controlling people and when people in power consolidate that power and don't want to relinquish it, when the facts come in, it becomes dangerous for everyone. We all agree that's a problem. For whatever reason, we all agree it's a problem.

But Facebook and YouTube and these other outlets that control so much of the way we communicate are very slanted and don't in many cases. And they're censoring. What about that part? They're censoring. They're censoring. That's crazy. That's a huge problem. The problem with it, they'll censor things They're censoring. They're censoring. That's crazy.

That's a huge problem. The problem with it, they'll censor things up to a point, right? Right. You can have a flat earth video. They'll let that stay up. No, but they'll bury it. We were talking about this the other day. No, they'll bury it. But it doesn't matter.

It still exists. They bury it. But they'll leave out Florida. They'll leave out Florida and Georgia and Texas and the cases. But they'll delete shit. No, but I'm saying people like YouTube, they get to decide at a certain point in time what should be argued for and what should not be. And when it gets to a certain level of ridiculousness, you know, like I bred with Bigfoot. You could put that up.

That's cool. You can get to a certain level. And my point was, what about evangelists? You know they're stealing money from people. Why are there videos on YouTube? They're stealing money from the dumbest people in the world. That's a very interesting question. It's such a slippery slope. So the head of YouTube is saying if people

put on YouTube that turmeric, for example, or vitamin C cures COVID, we take that down. And they did the same thing with the anti-vaxxers. But that is a fact that it doesn't cure it. I think the solution is you put a note that says when you put the video up, if you go to click on it on YouTube, you should have whatever organization you want that could refute that.

Healthy immune systems keep you from dying. So vitamin C is essential for a healthy immune system. Super essential. Vitamin C is huge. You're not a doctor. I'm not a doctor, but that's beside the point.

This is old school shit. That's beside the point. But the video shouldn't be taken down, right? Freedom of speech. But it is being taken down. Exactly. That's a problem. Of. That's a problem. Of course it's a problem.

Whenever someone censors, whenever someone censors, they're basically saying, I'm smart enough to know this is bullshit, but I don't think you are. Or there's another reason. Facebook took down.

Or there's other reasons that could be political reasons, which is probably what's going on. Listen, there's always the potential for that. These aren't like moral decisions. Vitamin C.

These aren't moral decisions. These are political. And when you look into it you're like oh shit it's all connected andrew's lost in a decision he had a haircut of rick james there's teams there's team lockdown and there's team freedom there's only two teams facebook facebook took down a protest that was in opposition to social distancing and all these measures and Facebook decided that that was harmful and spreading false information. So they took down the actual protest. That ain't right, man. So think about this.

What we're dealing with, guys, is true censorship. And we don't believe in freedom of speech anymore. And you'll hear people who say things like this. We're a nation obsessed with freedom. Americans need to learn that freedom is not the end all and be all i don't want to hear some bullshit it is though i posted that dangerous it's so dangerous i posted that on our chat but that's why when they asked us to wear masks we have a group text i said everybody the thing i said guys don't talk over i said they might have they might have this looked at the studies from these uh three uh countries where they wore a

mask and their their everything declined so maybe they're doing because this and then brian goes you got to realize it's they're not doing if i wear a mask then what's the next thing if you start wearing these masks they start taking away that and demand you wear a mask everywhere you go then what's next they could take away our cars like that no fucking fucking driving. You know, this is what I'm scared of. This is what I'm scared of. Hey, when I hear Elon Musk talking about... He's on our side.

You think he's Team Lockdown. Okay, there's Team Lockdown and then there's Team Freedom. You would think he hangs out. I mean, he's part of that Team Lockdown side. No, he's not at all. Let me finish. No, no, no, no. He's going to move to Texas.

Let me just finish. All right, sorry. Let me just... No, no, no, no. He's going to move to Texas. Let me just finish. All right. Sorry. Let me just. Team lockdown. It appears to me. I mean, he claimed he got a car into space. Anyways. Okay.

So whatever. You don't think he did? Whatever. Well, that's another hour. But anyways, what I'm saying is when he starts talking shit. I ride Elon's nuts. Easy. Hold on, man.

Hold on. Hold on. When he was on your podcast and he said the things he said about the lockdown and tyranny and all that, at first I was like, fuck yeah. Elon's fucking- Let me help you out here. Let me finish though. Let me just finish.

30 seconds, we get back to tits. Just give me 30 seconds. What do you mean, bravo tits? I'm just trying to finish this point, man. There's a point to this. Okay. So Elon Musk, now he's like like it seems like he's on Team Freedom holy shit

that's if that's real that's beautiful but my conspiratory mind would think like what if I don't know these are just conclusions

don't make fun of me but this would be a great idea for Team Lockdown if Team Lockdown said how do we keep Lockdown going say hey check this out Elon

you're gonna pretend you're a rebel you're gonna hold on this're a rebel. Hold on. This is just a conspiracy theory. I hope this is not true. I hope this is not true. I hope he's legit. I hope he's legit. I'm praying that he's legit.

But what about this? Team lockdown tells Elon, hey, listen, be a rebel. Controlled opposition. Be a rebel. Say you're just going to open up your plan. And then we say fucking a thousand Corona deaths. And then we restart the lockdown because, and then now everyone's afraid to step up like Elon.

That's team lockdown. Eddie, do you know how crazy that thought is that someone would ever get together and conspire to do that, to control people? We're in the new world order right now. Elon, we're in the new world order right now. That's what I was just talking about 15 minutes ago. We're in the new world order right now. That's what I was just talking about 15 minutes ago. We're in the New World Order right now. But you're derailing the conversation.

I try to help you out. You don't think that's interesting? That's interesting, yeah. Isn't that interesting? I'm into it. What if he opens his plant and then there's all this Karambas and everything? I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.

I hope I'm wrong. I think he's the captain of Team Freedom. I hope I'm wrong. You've got to listen to his words and see what his actions are. A lot of deceit going on. Eddie, against the government of California, opened up his plan. Since day one. He said, if you're going to arrest someone, arrest me.

If you think that this is some three-way game, it's ridiculous. The guy invests all his own money in his businesses. He was going to move him and stuff. He was going to move him in his businesses i thought it got like uh you get some subsidies for the electric cars millions but that's also the most think about who who on the planet is more innovative than that guy the guy's doing crazy shit man and he needs freedom in order to do three or four different realms. He's digging tunnels to Vegas. He's shooting rockets into space. He's making these most insane electric cars.

Look, I've talked to the guy a few times. I hope he's legit. I hope. I hope. He's Eddie Bravo. He's a fucking super genius. They exist. I hope.

And that's what he is. I'm not saying he's not a genius. He's not evil in any stretch. I hope he's really on Team Freedom. I hope that's real. He's Rick from Rick and Mort. I feel good that you tell me he is. He's getting rid of any stretch. I hope he's really on Team Freedom. I hope that's real. He's Rick from Rick and Mort. I feel good that you tell me he is. He's getting rid of all of his worldly possessions.

He's selling all of his houses. And you know why? So people can't talk shit. Go, oh, you live like that, but you live there. You own this. He's like, I hope he's legit. I hope he's on Team Freedom. A billion dollars.

Stop with this. I hope I'm wrong. Is he moving to Texas? He's going to move one of his plants? No, he's not anymore because they bent the knee. To take Triple C's thing, they bent the knee to him. He's opening up now. Because he went, you want to do that?

I'm going to fuck out of here. They went, whoa, okay. You can have some people, but not all people. He went, all right, we'll stay. I understand if people have bad immune systems. We should let them stay home. Of course. I understand if people are old, systems, we should let them stay home. Of course. I understand if people are old, we should take care that we don't come in contact with them.

We should watch for them. But you can't hide forever. And I don't know when is a good idea for us to come up, but I do think, and with my limited understanding of, really limited understanding of- You're a scientist. Basically, a scientist in economics. I would imagine that if no one's making any fucking money, that the economy is sliding further and further away from homeostasis every goddamn day. Yes, it is.

Every fucking day. And I think Gavin Newsom ran San Francisco under the ground. There's human poo everywhere. Hey, Gav, thanks. No way is Gavin Newsom going to win California. Well, he's taking a real gamble. They're taking a real gamble, man. And he's losing.

Mike Garcia, who's a Republican, won the 25th district. He's committing political suicide. You see how much he won by? When times get hard, people flip. A lot, right? You see how much he won by? I know. When times get hard, people flip red.

They flip. They go, hey. They're going to turn the state red. You look. You go, what percentage has the people who you can count on when the chips are down what percentage has the people with the character what percentage has the people who can rise to the occasion physically and you you just try to figure out which team you're on and for some people for the longest time it was the liberals

because they felt like look it's really important to have freedom of speech it's really important to have freedom of expression it's really important to let people be who they are and be open-minded and to be more compassionate and try to give to others. But that doesn't take into account human nature. And that's where being a right-wing person is. That's the appeal of being a right-wing person. Like you're giving up. And I'm not quite ready to give up.

No. But can we have a party that is pro-choice, pro-gay rights, pro-gun? Wait, forget pro-gun. How about just pro-gay rights, pro-choice, pro-legalizing drugs? Republicans? Yes. It's just the problem is that we only have two choices. I know.

What archaic system. No, there's libertarian. I know, but it's hilarious. I voted for Gary Johnson, but when you say it, everybody's like, oh, you're wasting your vote. And you know what? Let me ask you a question, Brian. Isn't there a morning after pill, like if you raw dog a chick and she can take a morning after pill? It's called Plan B.

Plan B. Son of a bitch. It's real. Is it real? Is it legit? No, it's a CIA plot to make more people. Okay, so why? So here's the question.

Why does abortion still exist? Well, because I think some people don't know they're pregnant until three months into it. But the whole pro-choice thing, the big giant part of it is rape. Like someone gets raped. Like if you get raped and you didn't want a condom. That's a big giant part of the argument. You put that, abortion should not be uh exist just if if you get pregnant if you get fucked raw dog and you don't want to have a kid don't say well let me think

about it for fucking six months well decide the next day take the pill there's no reason so i don't want to get into this because this is a weed. Dicey. Do you see my point? Abortion should not even exist anymore. These points have all been made many times. How does it still exist? All the way up to the Supreme Court. Here's the thing.

When someone, it's their body, and something happens inside their body, it's making a person. At what point in time are you okay with it? This is the most messy part of that conversation you should just take the plan b you should be required don't there's money in abortion just plan b if you don't have access to plan b plan b there's money in abortion that's it that's it okay but eddie stop because what if you don't want to do that you don't know and then you you gotta have it you have when do you have to make up your mind when you're a 20 year old right away it should be right to make up your mind? When you're a 20-year-old girl. Right away.

It should be right away. When do you have to make up your mind? I think it should be right away. That's a fucking, that's a hard question to ask a person. Especially at 20, 21. Okay, I'm done with that. I'm done with that. Let's change the subject.

Right, and it's Jesus. Jesus is fantastic. At a certain point in time. Anybody want to talk about Jesus or anything? At a certain point in time, it's different, right? Like, that's where abortion is the craziest. It's like, when it's one cell. Are you okay with it? Okay, get rid of it. But it's different right like that's where abortion is the craziest is like when it's one cell are you okay with it uh okay get rid of it what it's five cells you get okay

quick quick get rid of it now when it's 50 cells when it's a million cells it's a million cells how big is it you can barely see it what that's a million cells when the big question they ask abortion rights activists is how do you feel about a fetus of eight months old? And then it becomes— Eight months? Hannity asked de Blasio that, and de Blasio's like, I'm not getting into that. You have to get into it. See, it's so politically volatile.

Typically it was the third trimester. Oh, my God. So the third trimester you couldn't, you know, I believe. Right, Jamie, look that up. I think the third trimester— Hey, we probably should watch this fight. Yeah. Because this is about to be Dan Ige versus Edson Barboza.

Barboza, to my knowledge, at least in the UFC, has never fought at 45 before. I think this is his first fight at 45. After Gagey, right? Yes. Was Gagey his last fight? Gagey stopped him. Was that his last fight? I don't know.

It was either that or the Dan Hangman fight. Was that his last fight? I don't know. It was either that or the Dan Hangman fight. He had a killer fight with Dan Hangman. That's a Paul Felder. It was Paul Felder before that? Oh, that's right. Felder beat him, right? And he was Dan Hangman before that?

Felder, Gagey, then. Dan Hooker is a beast, man, and they had a war. Dan Hooker is still one of the most dangerous guys He's built so strange So is Paul Felder by the way Oh super dangerous I mean that fight was down to the wire Between Hooker and Felder That was an amazing fight

He's unbelievable And a great You know Narrative Yeah it seemed like he was Thinking about Quitting afterwards I haven't talked to him about

Wow damn I hope he does He took a lot of punishment Forget how quick Barbosa is He was thinking about quitting afterwards. I haven't talked to him about it. Oh, damn. I hope he does. He took a lot of punishment. Forget how quick Barbosa is. 45 must have been a hell of a cut for him. I thought he was edging that fight, Paul Felder. Me too. But then the takedown in the final round, it's like, ooh.

Takedowns are interesting, right? Yep. They're so valuable sometimes. Well, if you can do something with them. If you can do something with them. Yeah, but in terms of how the judges are troubling, oh, my God, Barbosa hurt him. Oh, my God.

He gave him trouble. Barbosa cracked him. I was worried about him cutting a 45, too, man. Maybe at 45, he has tremendous power. He looks crisp. Dude, he was sure. Oh, yeah. Oh.

He looks like a Brazilian skeleton covered in skin. This is the thing that we were talking about earlier. It's like this is the weird part of this sport is that someone like Barboza can be 145 for a really brief amount of time, fight completely shredded. I mean, what do you think he weighs now, 160? Yeah. Probably 160-ish, 62, something like that. Completely shredded.

Oh, my God, he's so fast. Oh, yeah, look at that. Oh, shit. Dude, he's so dangerous at 45 because he's been used to fighting those big fellas. That's true. I mean, some of those 55s that he fought were so big, man. Hey, who's

with me to start a GoFundMe for Francis versus Jon Jones? Because Jon wants too much money, but I think we should try to GoFundMe because there's no fans. I don't know if Jon wants too much money. That's a rumor, sir. No, that's a good idea. I'm just saying if you're going to put that fight together, it's going to cost a lot of money. We got to start a GoFundMe.

Nobody's in? Look, John and Amber, John back and forth. If I was smart and if I was them, I would wait until you go somewhere where they can have a crowd in the audience. Florida's going to be able to have – I mean, Florida, they're talking about having NFL games there and NBA games there. With audiences? Well, NFL said, we're not going to go no fans. We're going to do limited fans, but we're going to have fans. NFL, don't fuck around.

It's the lifeline to America. Everything's shut down now. NFL's not immune. Like, when is it coming? No, they're immune. I don't know about that. It's coming. So is college football.

How about Dana White fucking with his attitude against New York Times? He's one of my favorite people right now. Oh, man. I'm a big Dana favorite people right now. Oh man, I'm a big fan of my fan right now. Yeah, they wanted him to not do it. And I'm like, well,

they're protecting everybody. They're testing everybody. They even found one guy and his corner man had it too, right? With Jacare? Yeah, two corner men.

Two corner men had it. Because a family member of his had it and then he came. Dude, he's, look how much bigger Barbosa is than, than Iggy. And Igosa is than Ige. Ige is an explosive dude.

He's really coming up in the ranks. This is a big fight from a big test. Real dangerous guy. Real good ground game, too. Ige's a beast. That's not an easy fight for Barbosa. No. Especially if this weight cut.

First cut at 45? Yeah. I mean, if this weight cut wears him out. I mean, Ige's a tough out. Dude, how bad asked the UFC to go, oh, cool, there's this pandemic going on. Hey, listen, we're going to put some fights on. Fuck yes. Do you know the only reason it got stopped in California is because fucking some of the media called in and complained and got to Newsom. And then Newsom was the one that finally shut it down.

If I didn't hate him enough already, that did it, man. Well, I think they said that the president of Disney called up. Well, because Newsom knows him, called him. And that was the final straw. And then Disney was like, yeah, that's crazy. We're never going to do that. It's like, hey, bitch, here you were. You guys were in for a while.

Isn't Gavin Newsom Pelosi's son-in-law? Correct. Oh, my gosh. Crazy. You guys love Pelosi, right? She's the best person ever. I don't believe that Gavin Newsom

believes anything he says. I think he's just ambitious, just like Garcetti. It's not ambition. He's very ambitious. No, he's a bad person. He's a bad person. Yeah, they want to be

president. Bad dude. It's so weird that we have popularity. There's a lot of cops. It's so weird that we have popularity contests. Still.

That's what we did. 2020. Popularity contests to control everything. And some people look so fake and you get mad that other people aren't seeing it. Like you don't hear

this robot bullshit that's coming out of this guy's mouth. How about Biden's about to die? You're crazy if you think they're going to switch someone out with Biden. You're crazy. No, no.

He is not going to. There's going to be someone. He's not going to be on the card. He's not going to be no, no. He is not going to. There's going to be someone. He's not going to be on the card. He's not going to be on the ballot. He's setting it up. There's no way. Hillary is going to come in like a fucking Chris Angel show in Vegas. She's going to come in on wires at the convention with angel wings on.

And she's like, I'm here, bitches. And everybody's going to go, yeah. Who's going to be the running mate? Michelle Obama? She would win. She would win. No, over Trump? No way.

Hillary and Michelle Obama. Beat Trump? No. They would be knocking it out of the park. Who would you vote for? Yeah. Who would you vote for? Oh, my God.

If you had to vote, hypothetically, gun to your head, Hillary or Trump? I don't have a gun to my head. Don't put Joe in that position. You can't even say Trump with a hypothetical? It just makes such waves when Joe says anything. This is going to be the first time I vote. I've never voted ever in my life. This is the first time I voted.

Brian, who would you vote for? Between Hillary and Trump? At this moment right now? I will cut you if you lie. At this moment, I can't believe I'm saying it. Donald Trump. There we go. I can believe it because you're intelligent.

You give me a chance because between Trump and Biden, again, I can't believe I'm saying it. I can't believe I'm saying it because Donald Trump. Trump is doing everything to end this lockdown. I'm with that motherfucker. Look, I just think the left has lost their way. That's what I think. They're mine. Do you think that what I was saying before makes sense?

I agree with you. I'm a moderate person. I'm not a fucking right wing. Trump is a bad motherfucker, dude. Trump is a bad motherfucker. He's going to go down as the greatest president of all time. With some people, but that's why it's a greatest contest. You know?

It's like everybody has their pick. Some people don't even think MJ is the greatest basketball player of all time. You're allowed your opinion. The way he calls out consistently the fake news media. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's my favorite. I just love watching outtakes

of him just destroying fake news. Barbosa has a big swelling on his left cheek. Barbosa's taking a lot of punishment Eddie to your point I don't even watch the news now Now I don't believe any All of it's a piece

Just propaganda It's all Shit 100% Like I mean Come on man You watch like Don Lemon

And Chris Cuomo Come on man Come on man Just listen to them talk Yeah you're right It's all deception Well it's CNN's a fucking

How do you get there? It's almost like that's what the game grooms you into being. They weren't always like this. You know what I'm saying? They weren't always like this. You guys are missing a hell of a fight. You just didn't notice it.

Brian, you act like the show's called Fight Campaign. Let's get back to Paul. It's the second round, but Ige just took it over. Holy shit. Dude, that's what I'm saying Ige's a tough out But also for Barboza Cutting that weight The later rounds

Would affect him Right And Barboza With that big power That's all that fast twitch Has he thrown a wheel kick yet? No but he's finding Ige's finding

He's splitting his hands He's splitting his hands Oh Ige's coming on strong He's splitting his hands And usually you can't Take the same shots When you cut weight like that Ige's used to making this weight.

Ige's been making this weight for a long time. It's his world, man. But on the flip side, he's got more power. Barboza. Ige's got power, man. But Barboza's. No, but if he's banging 55ers. Yes.

Remember how Conor had all that power at 45? And then at 55, it wasn't as powerful? Right. But I think you have to factor two things in. I don't think Barboza, when he gets down to 45, is as strong as powerful. Right. But I think you have to factor two things in. Eddie Alvarez is like, eh, back to different. I don't think Barboza, when he gets down to 45, is as strong as Barboza at 55. He's losing something. It's impossible.

It'd be impossible to be stronger. He's losing something. Cody Garbrandt's cutting down. Is he really? Yeah. Wow. Can he make it? He says he can.

To 125? Yeah. That's like that scene in Vision Quest with Matthew Modine where he's going to go down and wait to wrestle the chute. Can you make it? Can you make the weight? Garbrandt's so fucking talented. Oh, shit.

Remember that scene? Vision Quest? I'm young, dude. I love that movie. You never saw that movie? It's the greatest wrestling inspiration movie of all time. Really? I missed it.

What year is that, Jamie? 1985. Jamie, have you seen it? No. Never. Bro, so many old school wrestlers that was their movie they would watch that movie and then go work out that was my movie it was the greatest it was like they're pumping here's the thing look i was never a good wrestler

i only wrestled for one year but what they showed in that movie was the closest to wrestling oh that's cool like that's ever existed in a big time movie with a movie star. Better than Foxcatcher? No, it's all about this really fucking smart kid who becomes obsessed with wrestling and wants to beat this guy. He wants to be shoot. And then his friend, his friend who pretends he's Native American. It was like the first cultural appropriation scene in a movie ever.

Oh, that guy's a great actor. Yeah. That guy's a great actor. Matthew Modine, he's a beast. What? He's in something recently. The guy who plays his friend who pretends to be Native American the black guy breaks No, no the other guy was the motor that's Forrest Whitaker right there. Is that Forrest Whitaker? Wow, that is a great movie. Well, he's one of the greatest actor. I mean

Dean is spectacular in that movie. He's crazy, but in that movie he's so believable look at shoot Yeah in that movie. He's great in everything. But in that movie, he's so believable. Look at Shoot. Look at him. That's the guy he has to be. Yeah. He's the absolute division? What the fuck? That guy's way, unless he's taller. I believe in space cam

more than this. Yeah, no. No, I'm telling you, man, Matthew Modine moved like a wrestler. Really? He did. This guy whooped his ass,

though, right? Otherwise, I'm not watching it. No, I'm not telling you shit. I don't want to make you watch it. Barbosa's getting worked. Hey man, you don't have to be like a super fucking strong person.

You'd have to look like one of those guys to be really good at wrestling. Look at me. You've tangled with me. Guys that are really technical are surprising. There's guys that are really technical that have a significant strength disadvantage. mean look at ben askren yes body's terrible thank you perfect ear fist perfect example ear fist yeah i mean askren askren would rags all people and if you looked at him you would never believe it he's got a dad it's ridiculous

dad no it's not even dad he would mock his own body. Yeah, I'm not saying anything he doesn't say. I love Ben. Bro, you walk around in flip-flops everywhere. I feel like we got him in the UFC, but we love Ben. At least I do love Ben. I want to talk to him again. You should. I think we talked about him coming in and talking about,

this is a marijuana cough, in case you're wondering, ladies and gentlemen. I'm throwing a free investment. And this is a COVID cough, in case you're wondering. No, just kidding. But, yeah, his experience was very unique. The most unique. I'm growing a free And this is a COVID cough In case you're wondering No just kidding But Yeah His experience Was very unique The most unique

There's so much pressure And later Really bad hip Like a really bad hip Yeah Who Askren Talking about hip surgery

But then also Ben Askren's great To talk about politics I don't know if you follow him on Twitter He's great Yeah He's one of us When it comes to that

He believes the same things He believes in liberty He believes in freedom Constitution He's great. He's one of us when it comes to that. He believes the same things. He believes in liberty. He believes in freedom, constitution. He's American. He's a Ron Paul guy. America. It's interesting, man. There's different philosophies on how we should run this country and how we should exist as a culture. Everybody thinks they're doing

the right thing. That's where I think people miss things. The Democrats and the liberals that want to keep the city shut down, they think they're doing the right thing. I disagree, Joe. But they're,

I'm not talking about the government. I'm talking about the people that support it. They think they're doing the right thing. I really do believe that. Because they're scared

with the propaganda. They're scared. They're terrified. They got them with the fear of propaganda. Whatever CNN is saying, that's not the real shit. It's a couple things.

It's a couple things. It's one, the worst case scenario that we prepared for didn't turn out to be true. So it's less than that. That's right. But I think that's lucky.

But no, but no, yeah, I guess that's lucky. Let's just open up. Either way, open up. But Eddie,

what do they say? What does the Democrats say? Wait till the summer. Wait till that surge. You know, there's a problem. There's a big problem. Let me tell you. they say? What does the Democrat say? Wait till the summer. Wait till that surge. You know, there's a problem. There's a big problem. Let me tell you. What surge?

Where is it? Where's it at? Here's the problem. Here's the problem. I know people that are getting way fucking more on unemployment than their regular job. That's a great point. That's huge, dude. And they don't have to work.

I got some friends who are like, dude, I want this to go on. Me too. So those are the guys that are commenting like, dude, what about old people? You don't have a heart. Eddie's right. I got to deal with that. Eddie's right. Because you're getting unemployed.

A lot of people getting unemployed. I know them. Yeah. I do too. I know them. And I'm like, motherfucker. No wonder. No wonder you're on the fucking chat supporting this shit.

I have a family member who's like, would you shut the fuck up? I don't have to go to work, dude. I'm getting banked. Oh, my God. That's so ridiculous. I know a couple people like that, too. That's so ridiculous. There's a lot of people like that.

That's genius. And that's the problem with socialism. Right there. Exactly. That's it. That's right. That's it in a nutshell. I always say to people who like socialism, I say, so how much of your day do you want to spend working for someone else?

So do you believe in 80% tax or 75%? So 75% of your day is dedicated to working for someone else. You're giving that money away, and then you keep 25%. When you do it that way, which is what we're talking about, really 80% in a true socialist environment. You know what's incredible about socialists? People love socialism because they think they're getting free education they think they're getting free uh health they think they're getting everything free it's a fucking nobody's getting nothing for fucking free you know we can't even it's not

possible we can't even get we can't even we can't even get free water americans We can't even get- Well, that's why Bernie did one, right? We can't even get free water. Americans are not socialists. We can't even get free water. We have to pay. We got the ocean right next to us. We got droughts in California, but we can't figure out how to take seawater. Oh, it's too expensive. Oh, it's too hard. We can't make seawater drinkable.

That's not how they talk, damn it. That's not how they talk. Why do they have a lisp, Eddie? Why do they have a lisp, Eddie? Come on. Think about that. I had a whole bit about that. We can't figure out. we can't figure out hey check this out bill gates i had a bit in my special about that okay i'm sorry i ripped you up uh bill gates has a factory that can take shit sewage and turn it into drinking water thank god there's a video on it. There's a video on it. You can take,

hey listen, how about leaving the shit out and just take regular old seawater and we drink that. They can't figure out seawater, dude. They can't figure that out. No, that's not true. They have desalination plants.

Definitely not true. Exactly. Then why do we have drought? Why do we have drought? They're not efficient. Where's the droughts? They're not efficient and they're very expensive.

Oh, it's too expensive. Oh, exactly. That's what I said. Well, do you know what they're doing? They can't figure it out. No, they can, but they're not incentivized. We've got the biggest ocean right here. They're going efficient And they're very expensive Oh it's too expensive Oh exactly That's what I said But do you know what they're doing They can't figure it out No they can But they're not incentivized We got the biggest ocean right here

They're going back to Australia It's just too expensive Wouldn't it be crazy though All bullshit aside Wouldn't it be crazy If we did turn To the ocean for our water And just started draining

That motherfucker And they just realized Realized how gross Save the ocean Realized how gross Save the ocean We really are Dude we're

Like realize Like Dude this Killing dolphins And fish Whales flopping around Be like I'm thirsty People thinking

They're gonna get free health What about my garden People thinking They're gonna get free health care Free education Dude You're gonna pay in some way You're gonna pay dude

Nothing is free You guys winning this fight so far. If the government said, okay, we're going to pay for it. If the government, if they all got together, Congress, and go, okay, we're going to take a percentage of our paychecks and pay for your shit like the government is paying for it, that's free. That's free. But is Newsom taking a cut during all this? I don't know. He's not getting paid. He wouldn't do that. No, no, no, no. He's got two. No, no. He's free. Is Newsom taking a cut during all this? I don't know. He's not getting paid.

He wouldn't do that. No, no, no, no. He's got two. No, no. He's not getting paid. I don't know who's getting paid. He's on unemployment. I would imagine.

Everyone else taking a cut. Can you imagine his unemployment check? It's like fucking $150,000 a week. How much money does he make being governor? He doesn't make that much. He's worth $10 million. But you make way more in unemployment. He owns this wine company. That's why everyone's cool with it. They're like, I'll wear a diaper on my face. He makes make that much. He's worth $10 million now. But you make way more in unemployment. He owns this wine company.

That's why everyone's cool with it. They're like, I'll wear a diaper on my face. He makes $10 million. He's worth $10 million though. Wow. He has $10 million in the bank, doesn't he? Handsome fellow. See?

Good looking guy. That's the other reason I'm jealous of him too. Good looking guy. Oh. He's got a nice head of hair. I know. Man, he does. He's really good.

All bullshit aside, I wouldn't want to be him. I wouldn't want to be the person that decides when and how to open it back up. Because there's a lot of people that are hysterical that don't want it to be opened back up, too. We have to take this into consideration. They're called communists. There's a lot of shit involved. This is super technical. There's people like us, and then there's a bunch of people that are scared and that don't agree with us.

So let them stay in. But the reality is you kind of have to listen to them too if we have a civilized society. For how long though, Joe? That's one of the problems we're having right now is that no one wants to be open to the other side having a point.

Okay, okay. The other day on your podcast, you guys talked about, you brought it up just recently within three or four days. You looked over at Jamie and you said, what's the average age at this point? It's 81?

It's higher than the average age that people normally die. That's correct, right, Jamie? It's 81. Should the lockdown be based on logic or not? It should absolutely be based

on logic, but it the average age would also be nice to people like i had a great relationship with my grandfather i lived with him when i was in new jersey when i'm when i moved up there when i was i guess i was 23 or 24 i when i i left boston i guess i was 24 somewhere around then and i lived with my grandfather my grandfather took me fishing like i didn't really grow up with my grandfather. My grandfather took me fishing. I didn't really grow up with my dad after I was seven years old. So my relationship with an older man other than my stepfather was my grandfather. I did a lot of stuff with him.

Yeah, and I love my grandpa too. No priests. But the reality is if I knew that there was something that could kill my grandfather and I could keep it from him and protect him in his house and get him food and make sure that I've been checked and then make sure that no one comes around him that's sick and coughing 100%. But those people, I feel, are the people that we need to protect instead of the opposite gross approach of locking down all the healthy people and saying don't move that's right okay so vast majority of numbers don't the numbers don't support that kind of draconian and also you can't decide whether or not other people take chances with their life and you can say well

you're going to spread that to other people yet well this is a part of being people that's right and we can't just deny that because we deny that for this it's a goddamn slippery slope okay we take the measures that we can take we do the best that we can to protect deny that because if we deny that for this, it's a goddamn slippery slope. We take the measures that we can take. We do the best that we can to protect people that are vulnerable. But that should be the focus of our attention. Not stopping society until there's a cure. No, vaccination. We don't have vaccination for the flu motherfuckers.

Are you guys going to take this fucking Bill Gates vaccine if he comes up with it? Bill Gates does not make vaccines anymore. He's not out of the business, Eddie. Is he out of the business? I thought he comes up with it. And you guys, I'm not. Bill Gates does not make vaccines anymore. He's not out of the business, Eddie. Is he out of the business? I thought he had interest in it. Listen, my question, Brian, my question to you is, Joe had a story about his grandfather and protecting the elderly.

I understand that. My mom is 74. I get it. But my question is, I'd rather have Chili's open. Why is the empathy so selective like it's because every year for the last 100 years a bunch of old people die of the flu every year but they are completely ignored but now that we put the spotlight on covid now it's like but dude they're old and we got to take

care of them yes the exact same numbers for the flu. Every year, every day you've been alive. Old people have been dying of the flu. They've been, it's the exact same thing. Isn't it a coincidence that COVID, the exact same symptoms, the exact same age of death, the exact same age of death, everything's the exact same. But why are we selective on our empathy? Why? Why this time? I think it's forcing us to be aware of something that we didn't take into consideration. Oh, okay.

That's a good one. That people are dying from diseases all the time. When something is one scale above what we're used to, people panic. And this is several scales up above a flu, right? If you look at a normal flu season where everybody's mingling. Now, we're talking about numbers. Hold on a second. The numbers are wrong.

You can't refer to those numbers. A bad flu season. But let's assume for a second. A bad flu season is like 60. And this, we haven't even gotten through this, right? So this is still going on. People are dying every day. It seems to have dropped off in a lot of places.

But hold on. We're over at 80,000. We also need the numbers are all fucked up okay but how many of those do you think are off the up dude they're dude there's off office fuck like off is dude they're forging instead of or off instead how about look at like this look at what about it as a contributing factor no what i'm saying hold on a second we know that people die of covet right So if you are sick with something else and you get COVID,

I mean, it's a contributing factor to your death. It's not the only factor, but to not list it would be just as disingenuous as listing it as the only cause. Yes. Yeah. So we're looking at it as a COVID death. There should be like a little asterisk next to it.

Also had leukemia. Why doesn't a lot of the media report that? It's so puzzling. It's because it's an ideology now so there's a fight it's the fight of control of what is happening do we need to keep people locked down is this never going to go away is it locked down till 2022 or is it recognizing what it what it actually is the people that are okay with this lockdown don't have anything to lose it's crazy the. The problem with this is the lockdown is based entirely on numbers, projections, and graphs. Right? Not really.

Once it's proven that they're padding the numbers, they're inflating the numbers, they're forging death certificates. Which I think they are If this was in court Once they got to that point They're like throw this motherfucker out They would throw this fucking out of the court In an instant Once they start proving

This is all based on numbers but the numbers are forged We just missed Bruce Lee Doing a two finger push up son He's doing a 30 for 30 on it, huh? How crazy is that? 30 for 30 on Bruce? Yeah. Him and Lance Armstrong.

I want to see that. He's blindfolded. I can't wait for the Lance Armstrong one. Blindfolded. Is it weird I'm not excited for the Bruce Lee one? Oh, yes, it's weird. I know. Isn't that strange?

I know. I want the Lance Armstrong one. Dude, Bruce Lee was talking about MMA before MMA, dude. Bruce Lee was the number one innovator in terms of contributing different styles. I know. I know. He's fantastic. Different moves from different styles.

I know. He's fantastic. Bro, when I was a kid, Bruce Lee was the fucking shit. You better fucking watch your mouth. You guys are missing the spread Brian brought. The cheese and this candy. It's a little out of control. You know what's crazy?

How much better technique is now than during the Bruce Lee days? Brendan, how long does Bruce Lee last with you in the octagon? How dare you? That's so insulting. He's a tiny fella. He's 145. He's 124.

It's interesting, even when you watch him throw kicks and stuff, like even throwing stuff, he does things... Look at Jackie Robinson. In a way that... Barboza would kick his face off. Oh my God.

It wouldn't even be close. No, Barboza would kick his fucking leg out. But it's so different when you look at people from his era where he Oh my God. It wouldn't even be close. No, Barbra would kick his fucking leg out. But it's so different when you look at people from his era where he was like truly exceptional. Yeah.

Like you have, but he never fought. He was special in his mind though. He had some karate He was special in his mind. Yeah, those don't count.

He was never in a ring. He was never really. No, no, not really. No, you're right. But he's the contributor

nonetheless in a way that's like really significant. He's a pioneer. He tried it and tested it on people. Yes, brilliant. His movie had a lot of street fights. Those are the real fights. Those are the real fights.

You're fighting in a cage with Big John McCarthy about to save you. You know what I mean? Bruce Lee fought on the streets. Angela Hill, Claudia Gadelha. This should be wild. On the streets. Claudia's cute. She looks...

That's what I'm trying to say. Dude, do you not follow her on Instagram? No. Her Instagram is swing. Really? Because she looks... First team all Brazilian. I'm going to look at this up right now.

Does she just have some surgery? Does she have surgery? On some kind of body part? No, she just looks great. She's in shape. It looks like she's had some mammograms injected. You've had Angela Hill in here, right? Yes. She's great. She's hilarious, man. She's hilarious shape. It looks like she's had some mammograms injected. You've had Angela Hill on here, right? Yes.

She's great. She's hilarious, man. She's hilarious online, too. Angela Hill's a good follow. Oh, UFC face mask. Yeah. That was the funniest thing you've ever fucking said, dude. No, no, no, no, no.

Not the funniest. Top 25. Thanks, man. Top 25. That was hilarious. He said some funny shit. That's outrageous. How about me and Callan going back on the road? We're the canaries in the tunnel, bro. Top 25. That was hilarious. He said some funny shit. That's outrageous. How about me and Callan going back on the road?

We're the canaries in the tunnel, bro. So what's going on? I like it. Vitamin C. Let me ask you guys another question. Okay. Let's say Donald Trump just said, I'm going to fucking make an announcement. We're going to have one comedy tour, just one, and they wanted to put you guys in the

comedy tour, and Trump said said we can build stadiums. What are you talking about? Would you do it? Would you jump on it? Why would I do that? No. I don't do anything for anybody like that.

No? No, I'm not doing any shows for, why would I do that? No, no, to like as the first shows this is going to break down the barriers for comedy shows.

Donald Trump No, no, no. allows He's giving you He's giving you the freedom. Me and Callender are doing it. You guys are doing it? I don't need to be given the fucking freedom that we already have.

You can't just do a concert right now. No, he said, I'm going to allow you. Donald Trump said, I'm going to allow you this one tour. Full stadiums. One tour. Joe's not in. Are you in? Joe's not in.

Are you in? Are you able to breathe underwater, too? Are you in? Are you in? Yeah, I'm in. Won't be in. Brian will do it. I would fucking do it.

Can I bring my Civil War knife? Brian and I fucking do it. Can I bring my Civil War knife? Brian and I are doing it. Can I bring my Civil War knife? Look how Brian touched his knife right next to his car. That would be the greatest tour ever, dude. Donald Trump approved. You guys can fill stadiums. Watch this.

How crazy would that be? Hey, bro. What's up? Is there a problem? That's fucking sexy. That's pretty cool. Your jeans are so tight. I like your pizzeria worker tank top underneath your t-shirt. Shut up. Shut up, Joe. That's my secret. I don't your pizzeria worker tank top underneath your t-shirt.

Shut up, Joe. That's my secret. I don't like them at all. That pizzeria worker tank top. I like your old Navy Masters Division top. I was in my own private gym wearing a tank top, and I was embarrassed. You were? My own private gym, working out by myself wearing a tank top.

What the fuck am I doing? I was embarrassed. I own one tank top. It's that old fucking... Abacate? I love that. Those are great tank tops. You guys follow Donald Trump Jr.? No.

You guys don't follow Donald Trump Jr.? Uh-uh. What? You're changing the subject. We're trying to steer this back into being fun. No, I thought for sure you guys followed him. No. You should.

On Instagram, follow Donald Trump. He's so gangster. The shit he posted today, oh my motherfucking God. Dude. He's a beast. The shit he posted today. Oh my. Yeah, he trolls them. Dude. He's a beast. He's a fucking beast on the internet. Holy shit. Follow Donald Trump's son.

Didn't he post something crazy about Joe Biden? Like some meme of Joe Biden after a while, pedophile, see you later, alligator. Yeah, he does all that shit. Something like that. Yeah, he goes hard. Yeah, he goes hard. I see him. I don't follow him, though.

But that's a crazy thing to even joke around. That's why I brought it up. Like, that's savage. That's a crazy. That's savage. But it's crazy that we're at this point where we were talking. I was with Bridget Phetasy yesterday, and she was talking about this congresswoman. What did she do?

Representative? Representative? The lady who said, fuck Trump? Or fuck Elon Musk, rather? Fuck Elon Musk, yeah. Fuck Elon Musk? Who said that? No one would pay attention to her

if she said what she should say, so she just went with the crazy statement. That's what her... What we found fascinating yesterday when we were talking, we were like, imagine at any other time people saying something like that.

No one would ever say, fuck Ronald Reagan. No, you can't do that. No one would ever say, fuck Ronald Reagan. No, you can't do that. No one would say. No congressperson or senator or representative, no representative would ever get on a public forum like Twitter. Never. And write, fuck Barack Obama. Never.

That's so crazy. Listen, but when you have the fake stream media for the last three years trying to destroy. I thought it was lame stream. It's fake stream. It can't have too many different nicknames. Fake stream. Fake stream media. I'm always suspicious of people trying to reinvent themselves with new nicknames.

Joe, if the fake stream media decided to attack you and smear you and fucking connect you with all this crazy shit. Well, they certainly will after this podcast. No, if they did, you would come at him with a fucking vengeance, dude. That's what's going on. Can't we all just be friends? Dude, I'm just stating facts. You're kind of aggressive right now. Hey, boys, how long before the

store and then Prov and Factory are open? The big stream media has been crushing Donald Trump, trying to ruin his life and the lives of his family. Since day one, of course he's like that. I know people that are like, oh, I hate him. Why does he have to be such an asshole? He's such an asshole.

I'm like, dude, they're trying to ruin him on a daily basis. Every day I take a shit, I put on my phone, and there's a headline. Trump is a fucking asshole. Every fucking day I take a shit. It's the same one. Trump is a fucking asshole. Every day. You take a shit. It's the same one. Trump is a fucking asshole. Every day. You're shouting too loud. We can't do it like this. You're talking too loud.

I get it. I know people hate it. No, it's we. We can't fucking do anything. We're just sitting here hearing you yelling about Trump. I want to watch some fights. I'm stating facts. It's your opinion. That's a fact what I just said. I said facts. But you're coming in hard in the paint and I'm You're stating facts. It's your opinion. That's a fact what I just said. Okay. I said facts.

But you're coming in hard on the paint, and I'm feeling a little sensitive today. Okay. You're still a little blue. You're so male. I get it. You're still a little blue. You're not all red yet. I understand your passion about it. Inch by inch.

Hey, someone answer my question. We're in the New World Order right now. Everybody should have a little fucking passion about this. I'm in the middle. We're in the New World Order right now. Store. We should be all passionate about it. Factory Improv. when are we back doing stand-up at this if i had a guess i don't think there's going to be a show that's open until around august ish if i had a guess i text emily and

she and i went any any news anything she goes just put a heartbreak emoji this is a very dangerous time because you could ramp up testing it It's possible to ramp up testing, and some innovative person could figure out a fucking app. And you could delete it when you want it, when you don't want it anymore. But this app lets you know the fact that you've taken something, taken a test, that you've done it in X amount of days. We'll do it every two days, every three days, whatever it is. Just let us go back to work. If you get a new barcode every time you test positive, and then we recognize the number of positives.

Over some shit that 80-year-olds die. Over some shit. When you talk about testing, testing, testing. We have to do something. We have to test. Test for what? There's got to be ways to protect people other than just shutting everything down. There's got to be innovative solutions to let people go back to work.

There is. But be careful. And they know about them. Well, be careful. But it's not what this is about. You don't think they know that? I worry about contact tracing. Contact tracing through your phones?

Yes. Dangerous. Dangerous. Are drones that are watching people when they congregate? New world order. Yeah, that's why I was saying, like, fuck contact tracing. Fuck that. The best thing to do to maintain both freedom and safety is to have an app.

You fucking get checked in every X amount of days while the shit is hitting the fan, and we figure it out. We figure out some bullshit that kills 80-year-olds with pre-existing conditions just like the flu. We're going to do all that. We're going to test, test, test, test. Test, test, test, test, test. Test, test, test, test. For what?

Test, test, test, for what? Okay, Eddie, Jesus Christ. You're out of control. The bottom line is this. I worry about things, ideas that fly out like immunity papers you have to carry around,

contact tracing where they can trace you on your phone with who you've been with. The problem is it's a precedent. It's a precedent that's dangerous because then what if we got a particularly stiff flu? Or what if they exaggerate the flu?

Of course. Or what if they pretend that they're worried? Yeah, what if they say they're worried that this flu could be twice as bad as COVID? That's right. And then CNN and MSNBC, now that they know it works. They know they can shut us down. That's the scary part. Didn't you tell me those UFOs that they found, they were actually the scary part Those UFOs that they found

They were actually drones Russian and China drones Did you hear that Joe? Which ones? The David Fravor ones They found in San Diego That went from 60 feet above the water To 60,000 feet in a second

Drones Joe They don't even know What the propulsion system Of these things is Well that's what the government Told us dude Listen Venezuela is like

You motherfuckers You're coming after us For this bullshit You guys are doing The same shit If that is a drone If that is a drone That Commander Fravor saw

That's off the coast Of San Diego Where they scrambled To go meet this thing It was hovering Over the water It moved so fast They could barely track it chinese

violated all sorts of laws of propulsion and speed no not necessarily aliens it could be a drone it could be they don't know what the fuck it is but here's the thing the people that are at the front of the line of propulsion don't understand it what this is why you see this is what this is why it's confusing the only way they'd be able to make this in secret, scientists, the way they work is, one scientist's paper influences the work of another scientist. They figure things out together. They're all in coordination.

That's cool. Because they have to exchange information because one guy can't be the fucking guy who lives in the middle of the mountain that's a super genius like in Ex Machina who makes his own people and no one else is aware in the reality the real world those scientists all work with a bunch of other scientists they have to so there's there's not going to be a thing that just sneaks up on someone

that's that monumental where it just gets built all of them are like what the fuck yeah but brian am i going batshit crazy or didn't they tell us it was drones? That's what they said. Okay. Listen, man. Those things are moving in a way that they don't understand. What was the last time you flew a drone? Good point. But the people that understand propulsion know that there's got to be something that makes them go. There's no heat signature. Yeah, there's nothing.

There's no shit coming out of the back. You know when you have that red light pointer and you fight with your cat? They're tracing it. They're tracing it on radar. Yeah, they don't know how it's moving. They don't know what's maybe holograms have come up

on radar. All these different weapon systems that they use to lock in on physical targets. The heat doesn't even come up. Yeah, it's crazy. And it moves on radar faster than they can.

They've got video of this thing. They've got this infrared video. Star Wars. I didn't talk to him about it. How dare you? Dude, I wish I did. Now that you brought it up, I feel like I fucked up. Gadelia looks different. I didn't talk to him about it. How dare you? Dude, I wish I did. Now that you brought it up, I feel like I fucked up.

Gadelia looks different. Why didn't I ask him? You know he knows. Dude, you're right. Fuck. He probably has his own weirdo theater. Or he's like, actually, I have one of those drones, Joe. It's probably him.

And then brings it here next time. That's what he does instead of sleeping. Yes. He has to pretend he's sleeping. Yes. You know if they sold more of those small Teslas than M3 BMWs in America? Well, it's an amazing car. You know, the 3 Series, especially the, what is that, performance model?

The sport model? Yeah. Love it. That's an insane car. I fucking love it. You don't have that. I want it. That's the right size, too.

It's the right size. This is a good fight, guys. But mine is really big. This is a fight. This is a very good fight. This is a fight. Yeah, let's- Oh, you know, I got allocated.

I got on the VIP list for the new Bronco. Drops in October. What? And the top comes off. What? Put my bikes back there. Oh, my God. Shirt off.

Yeah, boy. Let me see a picture of that. I want that. Jamie, bring that shit up. Is there a legit picture of the new Bronco? Yes, there is. It got leaked from the Ford factory. Your boy's on the VIP list.

Oh, my goodness. I'm getting white. Calling it juice. Not a big deal. Good move. I want one. Broncos are making a comeback. How much are they, Bob?

I get so patriotic when it comes to cars. They need to make an OJ signature Bronco, right? What's more American than a Bronco? OJ signature. It's an Asturias. You can make money. Everybody wins. I know they should.

That's it. Oh my God. Is that real? That's from the factory. Oh my God. That's from Ford factory. I want that factory. This isn't a prototype? The roof comes off of that thing? Yes's from the factory. Oh, my God. That's from Ford factory. I want that factory. This isn't a prototype?

The roof comes off of that thing? Yes. Two doors, son. That's the four door. Your boy got the two door. I want that car. Go back up again. Let me see the two door.

Not for you, Brad. Why? Yeah, it is. Jamie, can I see the two door, please? No, no. Look at my arms. Is that the two door? I trained that.

That's the four door. That's the four door. Is there a two door? Do they have a picture? Oh, that's the only one. Angela Hill's thrown down, dude. Two door or four door. That shit's the four-door. Is there a two-door? Do they have a picture? Oh, that's the only one. Angela Hill's thrown down, dude. Two-door or four-door. That shit's beautiful.

How dope is that? Dude, Angela Hill fought in the UFC after four years of training, okay? She had no exercise. She wasn't doing jack shit, and she was getting a little bit chubby, she said. So she decided to go to a Muay Thai gym. Four years later, she's in the UFC undefeated as a kickboxer. I'm going to say

hold my cheddar cheese. I was in the UFC after two years of training. Fighting Roy Nelson. I know you were. I love to give you credit right here. I don't want credit. You're seeing her fight at a world-class level. Literally, here we are now. I want to know how. But here's the thing. You're seeing her fight at a world-class level. Literally, here we are now.

I want to know how many years it's been since she first got into the UFC. I think that was the first time I saw her fight was at altitude in Mexico City, I believe. I want to say. Look at that two-door bench. The top comes off. Your boy is on the list. That's a stunning looking car. They nailed it.

I want that fucking car, man. I've never wanted a car in my life. Not for you. They nailed it. Yes, That's a stunning looking car. They nailed it. I want that fucking car, man. I've never wanted a car in my life. Brian, not for you. They nailed it. Yes, it is. They nailed it. They nailed it. They go, oh, you guys like the restoration?

Okay, we got it. Yeah. I want that fucking car. Yeah, that's like an Icon, but like a modern version. It's basically like an Icon Bronco. It's a great car. October. Boy, I'm going to be on the first ones.

Damn, I like it. I get oddly patriotic when it comes to cars. Yes. I get very excited. Now, you're not going to like what I'm doing with the on the first ones. Damn, I like it. I get oddly patriotic when it comes to cars. Yes. I get very excited. Now, you're not going to like what I'm doing with the GT2 RS on Monday. I'm not. I don't like it already. You don't like what I'm doing today.

Klaude Gadeja's got the clinch on Angela Hill. Let's see what happens here. Hey, Gibra, talk us through technique. Klaude Gadeja is such a buzzword. You know me, man. I don't know shit until it hits the ground. Double underhooks, though. What's your strategy on getting it to the ground?

What would you be yelling at? Trying a Minari. Oh, it's a Kalaja? Does she have leg locks? She could. What's Kalaja's jiu-jitsu game like? She's black belt. Yeah, but have you seen her submit anybody?

I'm trying to remember. I can't remember, but she's had some great... She had wars with Ioana, man. Wars. Isn't it a little weird, though, that Hill's getting this fight and Claudia's number six? Well, I think Angela just fought and won really recently. Yeah, she's been super active this year. She was on the last card, the one that went to New Zealand.

Hill is athletic. I don't know if that was the last one. Why do you say that, Brian? Because look at the way she's fucking stopping. She's got so light on her feet. You've got to think of how good she is for the small amount of time she's been doing this she just keeps getting better i think she's gonna be on three years oh yeah yeah yeah exactly same with you know she's funny too man she was funny on the podcast she's really smart

i'm a fan i'm a fan oh big takedown by gadelia that's a black belt in jiu jitsu right there inside control so much press she could be in trouble. One minute. One minute. I see. One minute. She might get her back. She could get it. If she just mounted her, throw some punches, just gift wrapped her and take her back. She's trying to roll her back.

That would be the thing. Knee on the belly, mount, punch, gift wrap, take the back, choke. You got a minute. You got to go now. You can't stay inside control right now. You got to mount. Or, you know, a Kimura right there might be all right i think she's got to make a move she just can't stay there don't just control her inside control yeah this is her opportunity this round

ends they stand up the next round she gets knocked out she'd be like oh my god she'd look back at this tape and then i should have mounted this man hey after tonight what's the next big fight what's the next big pay-per-view? Next weekend, I think. What is next weekend? Or not pay-per-view, but there's another fight next week. Really? I think there's one every week.

What's next weekend? Let me check. Bro, we're going to become a barbaric society. No sports other than the UFC. I know. Everybody's broke. I know. Bro, we might.

Nobody's broke. This might be. Everybody's getting unemployment. Eddie, Jesus Christ This might be the greatest moment ever For like a fucking The birth of warriors Watch that arm

UFC 250 Standing up Oh Amanda Nunes and Felicia Spencer That's the next one June 6th They are not charging me money for this card That's June 6th? Yeah

There's no way they're asking me for money How dare you How dare you Joseph Look at the rest of that card I didn't see it I love Amanda She's the GOAT

Let's put it up Go ahead So we got Amanda Nunes Charles Bird And Maki Patolo Do you know Maki Patolo? Oh that's a free card That's free No that's UFC 250 No that's free Nope give me $70 That's free Maki Patolo? Oh, that's a free card. That's free. Not UFC 250.

No, no, that's free. Nope, give me $70. Nope, give me $70. No, no, that's free. That's UFC 250. Hold on a second, guys. They're not charging nobody for that. Listen, this is not a finalized card. I guarantee you it's not a finalized card. It's free. Trust me. It can't be. 100%. No. I don't think they have the finalized card. It's in three weeks.

It's in three weeks? Yeah, that's free. That's it? Wikipedia. UFC.com is always so far behind. They always have that shadow for really popular fighters. Listen, man, I'm just trying to get this thing going again. I'm happy that Dana's got the

kind of balls he has. I'm stoked about it. There's not a lot of human beings that would make the choices that he makes. Thank God for him. Dana has a lot of Trump in him, doesn't he? No. He does. No, he has Dana White. Yes, he does.

Jesus Christ. No, he does. Everything doesn't have to be Trump. No, they're similar. They don't give a fuck. He's friends with Trump. They don't give a fuck. He's friends with Trump.

And he's red on that. He's friends with Trump. I know, but it's going to go back to politics. And they're very similar. I know, we're going down politics road again. No, no, I don't want to go back to politics. Fuck it. Let's talk about 9-11.

I don't care. All right, let's talk about 9-11. I'm just happy. We can do anything. I don't give a fuck. I'm reading a great book by Stephen Cole

called Ghost Wars about the secret wars of the CIA in Afghanistan. Oh. Dude. When you say Afghanistan, Eddie, Jesus Christ, let him talk. I love when he says it. Directed by the same author, Stephen Cole.

Hell of a book about the Pakistani ISI, their CIA, and the CIA, and the war in Afghanistan that's been going on in Afghanistan with the Uzbeks, the Tajik, and the Pashtun. Well, you sound Brazilian. Sorry, dude. No, no. You'd love Ghost Wars and direct Redes. Outstanding. You'll be much smarter about the situation that we spent $2 trillion on over

17 years. When people talk about the efficiency of federal government, $2 trillion and we're giving the country of Afghanistan back to... I can't get into it. But the point is bro oh Angela just cracked her

and dropped her get her girl let her up let her up let her up get up Angela says get up oh she let her up

wow that's big her drop and clutch that's a big moment is that the ref that fucked up Dominic Cruz's fight with the neck tattoo

he said it smelled like alcohol and cigarettes yeah I don't know if he fucked that up I don't know if he fucked that up. I agree with his decision. Being mean there. Not if he actually smelled like alcohol and cigarettes.

Maybe it was alcohol swabs. Maybe it was alcohol, like rubbing alcohol. Oh, she stunned her. She stunned her with that right hand. Angela Hill's on the prowl. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. See, this is what I'm talking about with Hill.

She's coming into her own, man. She's so athletic. To Brian's point, she's so athletic. At first, a little racist, but she's so athletic. Look at the way she moves. She enjoys it, man. She has fun in there. And the more she does it, the better she fights.

She looks phenomenal. Natural fighter. Yeah, well, she's getting even more and more comfortable, too. Oh, she's catching. Look at that combination. And then slips away from the counters. That's beautiful. She's catching Claudia.

Her feints are fantastic. Claudia has also been in some fucking wars, man. She knows how to, like... Wars, dude. She's been in some wars. Her hands are down. But she knows how to, like, get through shit. She's been through shit before.

Don't say hands are down, though. You know, you keep saying that during the fight. She looked a little tired. Nope, don't say that, though. When you get Don't say hands are down though You know You keep saying that During the fight She looked a little tired Nope don't say that though When you get stunned Your hands go down You know When you really

When you just hit a heavy bag For three minutes You realize how ridiculous It is to have to fight for five Oh my god What's Cheryl Sonnen say About 25 minutes He goes

That's the most ridiculous thing They've ever asked Any athlete to do Is fight for 25 minutes It kind of is Wrestling was three minutes Three minutes Dude 25 minutes It's so crazy Try to wrestle for 25 minutes. It kind of is. Wrestling was three minutes, three minutes, three minutes.

25 minutes? It's so crazy. Try to wrestle for nine minutes. Oh, dude. Fight to the death. Dude, 15 minutes is eternity. I remember I was fighting Gonzaga

in the third round. Trevor Whitman yells out, three minutes. I thought, you fucking asshole. Oh my God. Give me the minute mark, dude. That's hellish.

Three minutes? That's hellish. This is the worst. People don't realize how long that is. The thing is like that switch in your brain when you start thinking too much about the time. Yes. It's such a dangerous switch because it causes anxiety. Unless it's one minute left.

Eddie, do you remember when I did time for Hegan in Abu Dhabi? I love it. In Sao Paulo when you fought did you remember this? Dude that completely just got deleted from my brain I don't remember any of that at the same time when you fought

Mr. Gracie Higgin was fighting and you kept time for him I kept time for him Higgin Machado was when Eddie was having his match with Hoyler, like that same event, there was a moment where Higa was free. So he goes, hey, I want you to do the time for me. You're like, what?

I don't remember that. Correct me. Correct me. But Higa, it was the total opposite. With Higa, it wasn't about panicking about how much. It was like, let me know when I should move. Let me know where we're at. He wound up winning the match.

It was like smooth. I go four minutes. Correct me if I'm wrong. Top five submission grapplers of all time. Dude, there's a battle of Hickson versus Higgins. Higgins is a big fellow. I know he is. Back in the day when he was young, I believe this is, and you know that video, it's like

from 88 or some shit. He kind of gets the best of Hickson. Well, Hickson wins. Higgins was 17. Hickson won that fight, yeah. But Higgins was 17, and Higgins swept him. I think he scored points on Higgins. He did.

On Hickson. He was on top of him for a while. Which is insane. At that point, it was like, oh my God, somebody scored points. I think he scored points on Higgins. He did. On Hickson. He was on top of him for a while. Which is insane. At that point, it was like, oh my God, somebody scored points. I think it was something like that. Well, Higgins had the combination, and still does, of the combination of being very big and also very technical. No, but he also trained.

He also was one of the first Jiu-Jitsu guys who went and trained with Greco guys, Sambo guys. Higgins has a deep knowledge of Greco freestyle. He's about wrestling, too. Hey, isn't it weird when Hickson enters the room, it's like a sense of royalty. Dude, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. When he entered the room, I was like, oh. He's a Jedi Knight.

Everyone's like, sir. Dude, we all seen Choke. I haven't seen that in forever. We all saw Choke. You and I watched that together, dude. Dude, he's the real deal. What Hickson is, is the guy that was

on another level, such another level that all the elites all bowed down. All of them. Because they all rolled with him and they all got smashed. That doesn't happen in any other sport. And when he came in the room, it was a room full of killers and the room went silent.

Who have you rolled with that was astonishing in their technique? Jean-Jacques, every time I roll with him. Yeah, Jean-Jacques is comfortable. The guy I got my black belt from, Jean-Jacques Machado, I have never, ever, ever, and some people think I'm just lying, I'm being nice. I've never, ever come close to submitting him. Wow. Never. Not even close.

The most I've done with Jean-Jacques is I swept him twice within 20 years. Jeez. Twice. Twice. And it was because his knee injury. He had some surgery, and I put a little twist back on him, and he was hurt. But other than that, that guy smashes me and then

the next guy after that is when I went to New York City and rolled with Marcelo Garcia that guy put a fucking beating on me

yeah man there's levels to everything everything there is everything from fucking fencing to driving cars

there's levels Claudia Claudia is so durable. Oh, my God. They showed that right hand that Angela dropped on her. This round's going to determine who wins. It could. We're barely paying attention and high and drunk.

No, but just look at the numbers. Look at the numbers. It's 1-1. It's 1-1. Imagine if it was like fight companion scoring in the corner of every UFC that we weren't at. We'd still do better than these judges. But you know how ridiculous that would be? If everybody said, listen, we need to understand about fight companion scoring,

they're not paying attention half the time. They're also high in drug. Half the time. They're high. They're drinking wine and whiskey. They're talking shit About everything There's conspiracies happening We would still do better

Than the current judges I believe They're talking bad about YouTube On YouTube You're saying the three of us Wouldn't be better Than the judges they have Are you shitting me

No we wouldn't We're not paying attention Oh come on I barely watched Cheeto Vera's fight And I love that dude I have no idea I can't tell you what The Barboz Ige fight dude. I have no idea. The Barbosa-Ige fight?

I mean, I'm happy for Ige. I think he's a beast. Come on. I think it's interesting to see Barbosa at 145-2, though. Right. It's the quarantine. It's the first comparison since quarantine. First time back.

First time back. We got a first time back. First time back. If wine kills the coronavirus, so does pure whiskey? Yeah, whiskey will kill it. Lysol does, too, apparently, according to the back of a Lysol bottle. Dude, but you know what, man? The experience of calling fights live, especially a fight like Tony and Justin, was so bonkers.

Did you have fun doing it? Fuck yeah. How about when people go, is it better with fans or no fans? I'm like, definitely fans. I don't give a fuck how much you guys like it. That's retarded. But here's the thing. It's a different thing.

It's a different thing for me. Because I've called so many fights with fans. What was different about it is I had a real clear understanding of exactly what was going on with no cheering that was distracting me. I could hear the impacts and the breathing. Watch this fight. How about the coaching at DC they would listen to?

You guys, Claudia is getting pieced up here, man. But it's a fight. Well, this round determines. I know I'm drunk and high, but I'm telling you.

My point is that fight would have been fucking amazing with a crowd, but it was also fucking amazing with no crowd. It was amazing. Dude. For me being there,

I felt very, very fortunate. I felt fortunate to be being there, I felt- It was a twilight zone. I felt very, very fortunate. I felt fortunate to be there. Oh, you guys killed it, by the way. But to see it- How about Anthony Smith versus Glover Teixeira? Oh my God. Glover's punching him.

He goes, I'm sorry. It's part of the job. Anthony goes, what? He goes, I'm sorry. It's part of the job. Anthony goes, it is what it is, man. Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. I love that. You would have never got that sound bite if there was a crowd. You're right. We would have never heard it sound by if there was a crowd You're right We would have never heard it so clearly That is great So badass Oh shit look at that

How badass is Anthony Smith? How badass is Clover? He's 40 40 Looks better than ever Like physically when he got into the Oh shit Claudio is terrible

He looks younger than me Dude Angela Hill was a long jab Claudio's losing this fight though for sure Angela Hill Like we said That jab is beautiful She's really coming into her own as a fighter. Oh, double push.

She hasn't been doing it that long, man. It's crazy how good she is. And this is the number six lady in the world. Claudia Deja's a legit contender. She's so good. Coming into her own. This is what's happening. Angela Hill is just piecing it.

All she needs to do is put her head. Look at her head off the line when she did it. Beautiful defense. Perfect timing. Look at the defense. Perfect timing. Her jab is great. Control of distance. Splits those hands, man. Like no one where Klauja can hit her.

Yeah. Yeah. She needs to develop a go-to, something that she's famous for, like a big right hand. Her jab. Maybe even grapple. Whatever. Her footwork. She needs to get a head kick.

She needs to keep doing good fundamentals of footwork. Just keep fighting. Let her talk. That's what she needs to do. To get famous, just let her talk. She's loose. Yeah,. She just keeps doing good fundamentals and footwork. Just keep fighting. Let her talk. That's what she needs to do. To get famous, just let her talk. She's loose. Yeah, because she's funny and articulate. She's good.

Her fucking Instagram and her Twitter, her social media. Yeah, she's great. Where is she from? She's in San Diego. She's down there with Alliance. Wow. That fucking team of savages. San Diego rules, dude.

Stevens, Dominic Cruz, Gus Finn, Phil Davis. Fucking great place. That's what I'm saying. Move there, dude. They're Cruz, Gus Finn, Phil Davis. Fucking great place. That's what I'm saying. Move there, dude. They're open. Let's move down there. We'll do the La Jolla store. Who's the San Diego mayor?

You know the crazy thing about this lockdown thing is all of a sudden everybody knows who their mayors are and their governors, right? That's so true. We're like,

all of a sudden, now we know. I have no idea. I never knew a fuck about Garcetti. I didn't even know who the fuck our mayor was. No idea. I never paid attention to my mayor. I hate Garcetti. Now I know Garc have no idea. I never gave a fuck about Garcetti. I didn't even know who the fuck our mayor was. No idea.

I never paid attention to him. I hate Garcetti. Now I know Garcetti's my mayor? Shit. Brian, what's your slogan? Get involved in politics? If you don't get involved in politics, it'll get involved with you. It's not my slogan.

Exactly. That's an old saying. Exactly. We cannot afford to not be. Isn't that a great line by Calum? You can't afford to not be politically and philosophically committed. Did you make that up? No, it's an old...

But also just take credit for it. So that's a great line by Ben. They want people not informed. They would rather have you paying attention to football. Because if you pay attention, it's really easy to see who the bad guys are and the good guys. Really easy. All you need is a third grade. All you need is a third grade education and paying

attention and you're like how long what kind of education do you need to see to figure out that pelosi's full of right here's the problem how smart do you have to be how smart do you have to be about pelosi there are a lot of bad ideas piece of dude there are a lot of there are lots there are a lot of bad ideas so obvious so obvious pelosi's the most obvious. I just, democracy. Bad impression. She doesn't sound like that. She doesn't sound like that. I think he has a hidden talent. Come on. I think your ability

to imitate people is democracy. I thought she was in the room. I thought she was in the room. It's basically her words. No way that was influenced by alcohol or weed. Prop at 12.

Dude, horrible impressions. I apologize. By the way, what a bad motherfucker Mike Tyson is. He was talking like someone was saying something about Conor fighting Floyd. He goes, you understand what he did? He went 10 rounds. One of the greatest fighters in the past 100 years. And they make fun of him.

And he goes, what a warrior he is. Never had a boxing fight. And he went 10 rounds. And that uppercut he lent, people are like, oh, it's because Floyd let that happen. You think Floyd wanted to eat that uppercut? No chance. Are you out of your fucking mind? No chance. No chance. Connor doesn't have to fight another day in his life

because of that fight. He fought in the end. There's no way Claudio won this. No way. Well, we'll find out. No chance. I mean, he fought the craziest proposition fight ever. Amazing. A guy with zero pro fights fights the guy who's arguably the greatest boxer ever. There's a real argument for that.

It was 51-0, yeah? Because, well, it's also boxing is a sport of hitting and not getting hit. I would argue that no one's ever done it better than- Oh, shit. What? I'm high and drunk, but I thought Angela won that fucking fight. So did she. So did she.

What? You guys weren't paying attention. She's pissed. What are you talking about? You guys were not paying attention. You guys were talking about Trump. I watched all the fights. Trump this, Trump that.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Can't we just enjoy the fights? Your Pelosi impression fucked us up. We got fights and pussy at the same time. And you guys are talking about Trump? She didn't win that fight at all. That's crazy. I don't think she won it either.

That's crazy. If we watched this last round, she didn't win. Okay, listen. I am going to be 100% honest. I watched 40% of this fight, and I love Angela Hill, and I love Claudia Gedalia. But we're too drunk and high. So I would never, seeing how this is happening. Oh, wow.

Those highlights are... That was the first round. Did they give her a 10-8 round though, Brian? She knocked Claudia down. She knocked Claudia down and then pieced her up in the third round. She knocked her down with a punch. Callan, you weren't paying attention. She won the second round.

Brian's usually right though. He does pay attention when we're talking. A little bit. He's got a point. I'm shocked. You're obsessed with politics right now, and it's, frankly, I'm getting sick of it. Oh, she's with Mark Henry now. That's Mark Henry, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen, I don't think you can, you know, you'd have to watch that in silence and not talk Split decision, though? Who knows? Well, split decision means it could have went either way. Yeah, it could have went either way. She probably should have won that. First of all, you guys are going to shut the fuck up and watch the fights. I didn't see this. No. She probably should have won. First of all, you guys are going to shut the fuck up and watch the fights. I didn't see this.

I don't remember this. If I had to talk about this fight, I hate talking about fights that I barely watch when we do these

fight companions. Because then people get mad at you. Well, because I'm not really honestly looking at it. So you need a disclaimer.

That's what you're doing right now. I always do them. I always do disclaimers. Make it really clear. How about we see

someone tomorrow barely paying attention? How about we see someone tomorrow and they're like, dude, that Claudia fight, what do you

think? And I'm like, crazy. We're someone tomorrow? Dude, that Claudia fight. What do you think? I'm like, crazy. We're talking about Trump. I have no idea. I'll watch tomorrow. I'll definitely watch it again. Did you guys see that video? You guys see that video?

There's a black lady. She locked herself in her car and she's smoking a cigarette. And she's making a video to Trump. And she calls him scrump. She goes, listen up, scrump. You better open up them schools. You better open up them schools him scrump. She goes, listen up, scrump. You better open up them schools. You better open up them schools, scrump, because my kids

are driving me insane. These motherfuckers won't shut the fuck up with their cartoons. Oh, look at the numbers. And the snacks. Claudia won every number. Look at the numbers. Claudia won every number except for body. I didn't see that at all yeah

well but those are the numbers you can't you also can't go based off numbers we're barely paying attention you guys are also democrats so drunk democrats don't know how to call a fight scrum uh-oh here we go drunk democrats don't know we need uh another political designation that's what we need okay let's talk about talk about... Let's come up with one. But you know what I mean? Like, legitimately, this idea of being only right-wing or left-wing... I agree.

I'm not right-wing. I agree. I grew up left-wing. I know, but I'm saying this, Eddie. I'm saying the problem is having wings. Having any wings. There should be multiple

and more than two. No, no, this is not about left or right, Democrat or... This is not... There's a lot of bad Republicans. It's not about that. It's not about about that it's about truth and real shit that's what there's a lot of republicans that are full of shit but when that's what i'm saying is yeah man it's not about

republican democrats because it's teams listen joe and i were talking the other day about and we're just as we've come up together we're talking about what's important is like we want to solve a problem, right? We all want to solve a problem. And rather than being emotionally attached to your ideas, which is hard not to do, but as you get older, you have to say, let's try to beat a bad idea with a better idea, right? And let's try to see what's going on here and try to solve this problem. Let's put all the ideas on the table. Let's be honest about it. Let the ideas scrap it out. it's called idea sex totally and then either come up with a new idea a hybrid of

all our ideas or or somebody's idea wins the day you're talking logic and there's no ideas that are ridiculed right yeah well there's some stupid ideas you're not there don't really don't really kill the person they just have talking about facts. No, no, don't really kill the person. We're talking about facts. Evidence. Don't really kill the person. They just have an idea. Hey, I'm sitting on a fact I have to get out. Isn't it so weird that flu kills hundreds of kids, thousands of kids every year, and

we don't shut schools down, and corona doesn't kill kids, and we shut schools down? No, this is not about logic, though, Brendan. Isn't that crazy, though? Yeah. This is not about logic, though, Brendan. Isn't that crazy, though? Yeah. This is not about logic. Because the fear is that the kids are asymptomatic transmitters, and they give it to the teachers, and the teachers give it to their, you know, either to them or their parents. Who said that? The worry is transmission.

Should the teachers stay away from their old parents? The worry is transmission. So we should close the world because of kids and teachers. No, I'm not saying that. Eddie, that's not what I'm saying. Nice. What I'm saying is the reason why they thought it was a good idea is because it's like a hub of transmission.

Because you have all these people get together, all these kids get together, and they have it, but they don't experience the symptoms for the most part. Zero. They give it to their teachers, they give it to their moms, people die like crazy. This is what the fear was. Which is why I'm forgiving of the shutdown initially.

Yes, exactly. Thank you. Brian and I are basically the same page. Don't arbitrarily tack on another three months without any due process. I'm also with you guys. You can't say this is the way you get back your freedoms. Yes. You can't say things like that because that makes people real suspicious.

Yes. He is a power hungry. I don't know what he is, but it makes people scared of what's the worst case scenario. But now that we know, especially with schools, like, let kids back in fucking school, man. Let the teachers take the precautions, not go see their grandparents. Let the kids back in school. Okay, check this out, though. It's really scary.

This is when Hitler took over Germany. Correct. Right? I'm reading the Third Reich right now. The fucking Germans were desperate, and it was a bad time for them. They're in depression. This guy came along with this pro-Germany mentality and this really magnetic speaking and screaming. And he got people to do some horrific shit.

Well, the worst shit of all time. Did you know George Bush's dad financed him? There's terrorism. What'd you say, buddy? And they shut down. Go ahead. There was a fire in the Reichstag. And it said these terrorists have to be controlled.

We have to figure out what it is. Then they suspended all the civil liberties. Just like how Nero did in Rome. Yeah. Right? It's just like that those- It's always been the name of the people. But also Hitler made an enemy.

It was like, this is why everyone's doing bad. It's because of the Jews. Yeah. Do you know Prescott Bushes? Does that name ring a bell? Okay. Who is it? I think it was George Senior's father.

Yes. Brian is saying this while he's grabbing fine cheese. Did you know that he was an international banker? Probably. Oh, so did you know that he got indicted for funding the Nazis? Do you know any of this, Brian? Any fucking read? I didn't know.

Do you even read? You didn't know that? I didn't. Oh, shit. You got to look into that, dude. There's a gang of companies. There's way more to the Hitler story than you fucking

could ever imagine. You look into that shit. You think it's some rogue evil motherfucker trying to take over the world? He was financed. There's a whole story behind him. But what we know, we already know. So forget about it. There's a Rick story behind him but what we know we already know we already know i wanted to make i wanted to just make one little point you son of a forget about forget about

hitler i'm just saying there is you got to say i don't want to argue about this or have a debate but you got to say there's so much deception going on that there's got to be at least 10 of you that when they that believes that maybe 10 maybe there is some deep political shit that i just haven't looked into maybe there's got to be at least 10 of that in you right jamie is so cold with all this deception with all this deception, 10% going, damn, maybe there's a lot of... Maybe it's so deep and complex. Maybe, but maybe UFC is coming to Vegas. Okay.

May 23rd event will move to May 30th with hopes of landing in Las Vegas. Oh my goodness. Please say yes. Vegas has started to open up some stuff. I know that. I know they started to open up. They started to talk about opening up casinos

and giving people a bag that has a mask and some hand sanitizer. Dude, what if it comes back? What if partying comes back like a fucking tidal wave where they just burst through the face mask and everyone just starts raging and no one can control it and everybody mask, and everyone just starts raging,

and no one can control it, and everybody's raging, and everyone's going, fuck, we really appreciate getting crazy. No one has the stamina to keep raging up. I think it's going to come back big. No way. I think it's going to come back so big. People can't wait to go to comedy.

I think comedy's going to come back. It's going to be fucking roaring. Dude, Brian and I show in Houston. Jesus, Eddie. Right? Am I wrong? Am I wrong? It's going to come back bigger. Dude, Brian and I show in Houston. Jesus, Eddie. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? It's going to come back bigger than that. Brian and I put a show on Houston.

I think it seats how many? 200B? So it's like half capacity? Yeah. 450. 450. You guys are going to sell out arenas. No, the capacity is 450, but they'll only let you do 200 in the room. 250, but we're doing an extra show, so it actually equals the regular amount? I think it's, is it 200 or 250? 200. I'm thinking about doing 200 in the room 250 We're doing an extra show So it actually equals the regular amount I think it's

Is it 200 or 250? 200 I'm thinking about doing it as well I want to do it What we're doing Is sold out in 40 minutes Good My Spokane show

Sold 900 tickets already Listen man It's going to be bigger than that Utah is on sale July 16th through the 18th And we're doing a thick boy bike club The day of What's up son?

It's like It's like being in prison for 10 years And you get that first piece of pussy That first That first fucking night Shout out to Keith Of comedy where you go out and it's packed and they're screaming. Imagine how that, dude, it's going to be insane. Yeah, we're going to do it soon, Eddie. You're going to have your best performances ever.

The Corona jokes you guys got, everybody's going to have an hour of Corona. I don't have any Corona material. Dude, trust me. If you don't have Corona material, every material is going to be connected to Corona to people are sick of it you have all the material brain decided everything is corona everything is corona decided by the time okay i decided by the time we start doing stand-up again it'll be hack people are so sick of it they're like everyone's gonna have their own something you can't even talk yeah they're like fuck you everybody's gonna talk about Everyone's going to have their own. It'll be something you can't even talk about. Yeah, they're like, fuck you, dude. Everybody's going to talk about it.

Everyone's going to have their own experience. Why am I wearing gloves? Everyone's going to have, dude, Joey Diaz in six months. Oh, yeah. It's a packed arena. Joey Diaz going off on Corona. Dude, how about Walt Harris? Listen, cocksuckers.

Daughter, right? Murder. I ain't wearing no mask. First fight back. Yeah, this is Walt Harris' first fight back. Tough fight back, too. Horrible story. But the worst story, especially if you're a father, which we all are here.

What happened? Oh, she was murdered, Brian. His daughter was murdered. This guy tried robbing her. She tried fighting for the gun. He shot her, and then they tossed her body. Yeah, and they found his car, and they knew by the amount of blood in the car that it was a life-threatening injury it was the way it played out in the news was horrible

and then they they showed this horrible story they showed him a picture they go we found this body and you know in the woods it's hard to make out and he goes i bought her those boots two weeks ago oh my god man that's our that That's all our nightmare as parents. That's the worst fucking thing you can ever go through. It's the unbearable. People that go through that, I can't believe it. How can you not root for him right now? I start crying. Anytime I see anything on TV about shit like that, I instantly just start pouring.

I won't watch it. I'm a big fucking baby. I start crying. If I watch anything with kids tonight, I turn to my girl. No, come on. I can't watch it. I'm a big fucking baby. I won't watch it. I start crying. If I watch anything with kids tonight, I turn to my girl if whatever she does. No, come on.

I can't take it. I cried myself out of fucking getting pulled. I was a 17-year-old kid driving a car getting pulled over and the cops pulled me over I had alcohol in my car.

I would just start crying. They would fucking let me go, dude. I would just start fucking crying. Yo, hold on. Did you see that five-year-old that got pulled over Driving his parents' car? Yeah, he's trying to buy a Lamborghini What the fuck?

He had four dollars in his pocket He was going to California to get a Lambo Gangster, gangster kid Yeah, super gangster Bro, he's five! If someone doesn't sign that kid to a long-term rap contract right now Just grab him and go, bro, you got balls. But here's the other thing. That was the fattest five-year-old I've ever seen.

If anyone's getting Corona, it's that kid. That's how he reached the pedals. He was on the goddamn highway, man. He was so big. He was so fat. Bro, he was five. He was on the highway. And then they showed his family, and they all looked like Big Pun and the Terror Squad. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, man.

That was so bad, Brendan. What do you have in this fight? You can't say that shit. I refuse to bet against Pierce. It's coming off the death of his daughter. I refuse to bet against him. It's a very tough fight for him. Listen, Alistair Overeem.

This is his first fight back after having his lip literally split in half by Rosenstreich. I mean, that was one of the nastiest lip injuries I've ever seen in my life. And then he healed like Wolverine. Did you see how quickly he healed? He's been fighting since 1999. That is so crazy. Is that true? Yeah.

1999, two of his first fights. Imagine 21 years after you started fighting, you're in the UFC in the top 10 of the heavyweight division? He's never fallen in the top 10. His entire career. He's always dangerous. Like when he knocked out Júlio dos Santos. 1999.

Paul Hordikji. What is his ranking in the UFC right now? He's nine. Dude, this is all his kickboxing victories. Is that Cody? These are kickboxing victories. So he trains at high altitude martial arts. Tyrone Spong.

This is all his kickboxing record. The MMA record. The whole thing is crazy. Do you know how few guys have ever been a K-1 Grand Prix champion and then also been a dream heavyweight champion and also been a Strikeforce heavyweight champion. How about Crocod beat him? Dude. Nut. Dude.

He's had some real badass fights. So you know he moved to Colorado and he's with High Altitude. So High Altitude has Curtis Blades, Monster, Alistair Overeem, Justin Gaethje, right? They got... Dude, here's my words. For. Sandman. Let him do juice over him oh yeah let him do juice i miss him i miss what i saw when he fought brock lesnar i miss it oh did you see uh

do you see vitor belforce fighting that juicy dude well first team all juicy? Yes. Who? Yes. Who? That's the old days. When do you see the guy Vitor's fighting? He's so juicy. He's so juicy. Let me see it. You've got to see it. But is it not possible that he's a super athlete, a natural super athlete? No.

Answers no. Brian, I'm going to show you the video. I'm going to show you the picture, and I want Brian to decide. You guys ask me after that. Juicy or not. Okay. I feel bad because I really like this guy. Me too.

Who is it? Vitor Belfort and the Fight in One Championship. I don't know how to pronounce his name. A-L-A-I-N-N-G-A-L-A. You got it? By the way, Brian, you tell me if he's on that. He's an incredible athlete, by the way. He can, like, standing up, he can go backwards, Brian, you tell me if he's an athlete. He's an incredible athlete, by the way. He can, like, standing up, he can go backwards, Brian, put his hands on the mat, and then flip his legs over the top.

And he's, you know, 240 pounds, whatever the fuck he weighs. Bro, he's a freak. Human beings look like that. What's his name? Dude. He's a freak. Dude. I don't want to pronounce his name incorrectly.

Dude, what a picture. He's a man. I think it's Alain. Then don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. No, try that. Dude, what a picture. He's a man. I think it's Alain Ngalani. Then don't say it. Ngalani? Don't say it. Don't say it. Try that.

Don't even say it. Alain Ngalani. Dude. Ngalani. Anyway, I've watched this guy fight a ton of times on the internet. He's a monster. I've seen him too. Special athlete.

I will say this. Well, he's the boogeyman. I'll say this. Frank Grillo went to Senegal and watched those guys who did Lambda. And Frank said, dude, I'm telling you, seeing somebody 6'6", 270, who can move like a lightweight, was not unusual. Oh, my God. He goes, I've never seen athletes like that in my life. He went to Brazil. He went to Mexico.

He went to Taiwan. Where are they at? He went all over. They're in Senegal. West Africa. Look at this video that Jamie's playing. There's a lot of steroids out there, Brian. Did you see the video that Jamie's playing?

Back it up. I don't know. Back it up. They're all for you. Guys, watch this. Watch this. Watch how this guy can move. He's a fucking heavyweight.

Watch this wheel kick. Ready? Boom! Heavyweight. Damn. Heavyweights don't do that. He's huge. The guy's fighting Fabricio Verdun.

He'll try it. That's natural. I think he's knocked somebody out, right? Fabricio Verdun? Oh, yes. Fabricio Verdun knocked out Mark. Fabricio? With the wheel kick. No. He's's knocked somebody out right Fabrizio Verdun oh yes Fabrizio Verdun with the wheel kick he's the juiciest

he's the juiciest no hold on Fabrizio Verdun did he ever land a wheel kick yeah he did against Travis Brown and he wobbled him

and then finished him off damn I knew it I knew it he landed a wheel kick Travis Brown in the face that's one guy like Angela Hill

who stuck with it and you saw developing their striking because in the early days Fabrizio had no striking. He was one of those Gi champions. And usually, you know, people, you know, Gi champions will come in, and they'll dip their toes in that MMA water. And some just say, fuck it, I'll just make money with jiu-jitsu. And then some just keep at it.

He's one of the best of all time. He just kept at it. Fabrizio's top three. and then he became a legit striker yeah for sure jamie final with that did you see him in his last fight though for bc i i need to get him a bike because he's thick boy by club he was so thick he was off for two years and he came back and i'm just saying it was thick yeah he was he was definitely sick are you saying you're offering a sponsorship? Sure. I'll give him a bike. Yeah, that's the craziest. Is this what he weighs? That's the juiciest.

Is that basically? Is that what it says? Okay, so he's definitely a heavyweight. You got your word? Yeah, I got it. I can make that happen. Alain, I hope I'm saying his name right. Alain is 240 pounds.

Ngalani. He's 5'11". Dude, 240 pounds. It's Alain Ngalani. What weight division? Alain. Heavyweight? Heavyweight. 5'11", heavyweight? Oh, fights on. Fights Alain Ngalani. What weight division? Alain. Heavyweight? Heavyweight.

5'11 heavyweight? Oh, fights on. Fights on. Fights on. Oh, shit. Oh, you're crazy. I don't think Vitor's taking all the acai, by the way. Acai.

Acai? You can take whatever you want. Those Amazonian herbs will really juice you up. Listen, that's one of the interesting things when you look at other organizations outside of the UFC that's tested by USADA. As soon as you see someone who you know for sure used to do testosterone but then wasn't allowed to, you see a subsequent performance dip, and then you see them re-engage after they leave the organization. It's fantastic.

It doesn't take Inspector Clouseau to fucking figure out that one. No. It doesn't. You don't have to call in Columbo. You know what's weird? You know what's weird about having no audience there? It reminds me of when I used to DJ at strip clubs on Saturday afternoons, and there'd be nobody there.

Basically the same thing. It was the same thing. There'd be nobody there. And what I did, I swear to God, I would have a sampler in the DJ booth where I sampled Kiss Alive, just the audience. So I got tired of it. Massive, man.

Walt Harris just cracked him. Overeem's in big trouble. Oh, shit. Oh, he dinged him again. The biggest trouble. It's over. Not yet. It's over.

You gotta fight back. You gotta fight back. Oh, he's getting up. Overeem's still alive. Get off, Overeem. Get off, Overeem. He had a chance. He had a chance. Oh, my goodness. This is is crazy we want Walt Harris to win oh you really you really want Walt to win oh my god he's dropping bombs he's still in the mix. He's still in the mix.

He's surviving. Holy shit. They could have stopped that. That's crazy. He fucked his lip up again. Damn. All that work. He fucked his head up again. I think it might be his nose, man. I think it might be his nose.

Oh my goodness. You're talking about a massive power. He's going to get a refund. Look at how big. Oh, shit. Damn. Hey,

remember the Uber knees? Yeah. Remember we did the food. Oh, he's going to try to choke him out. Look at this. Oh no. Shit.

Oren can grapple now. Oren can grapple. Yeah, I know. He has one of the best deal teams in the business. He won the European Abu Dhabi. Correct. So much time left.

Oh, shit. There's an eternity left, and our boy Harris is very tired. Oh, he's going to mount. Look at that. Remember? Very tired. He submitted Vitor with a guillotine. You remember that?

Oh, shit. Yeah. He's got a real good guillotine. Hey, remember when he got Stipe in that guillotine? No, he's got a high-level standing guillotine. Oh, one of the best. Yeah. He'll finish you.

Yeah. That's his shit right there. It's nasty. And being on top of Walt right here, there's no bueno. A lot of time, dude. That's a lot of time. And Overeem has been in trouble so many times and come through. You know, he's a guy who's been through wars.

He's been KO'd. He's KO'd people. I mean, you want to talk about a guy who's been through the fucking trenches. We talk about it every time we get together. When Overeem fought Brock Lesnar, it might have been the scariest heavyweight of all time. Of all time. Of all time. I was fighting him at that time.

He was at the peak. Was he still eating horse meat at the time? Yes. All the horse meat, Eddie. It was all the horse meat. But my belief is if you go deep into the history, you're going to go into horse meat. Okay? But if you look at all the results of horse meat, that

one guy who fought Lesnar with some sort of blind deaf guy who was doing the drug test. Some dude who couldn't read. Like, how the fuck did I get to you?

In 2001, in Amsterdam. Like, what's your test based man? In 2001, in Amsterdam. What's your test based on? I hung out with Alistair. Do you remember his brother, Valentine, over him? Submitted Rennie Couture. Yes. Remember Valentine?

Yeah, he was trouble in the street. I hung out with him in Amsterdam back in 2001. Oh, yeah. Great time? Dude. He wanted to fight everybody. It was the Golden Glory team. Over his brother, Valentine. Oh, wait. Listen, you need to hear the story. to fight everybody. It was the Golden Glory team. Over his brother.

2001. Oh, wait. Listen, you need to hear the story. Yeah, please. It's a crazy, crazy story. Golden Glory. That's right. Dude, they invited me because they had a show.

They had a show called Too Hot to Handle. Golden Glory hosted this big MMA show. What a terrible name. So I met them in Pride when I worked for Pride. Ouch. Oh, shit. I'll tell you the story later. No, no, no.

No, please. I'm listening. But we got to watch the fight. This is the one story we definitely want to hear about. We got to watch the fight, though. This is going to go I'll tell you the story later. No, no, no. No, please. I'm listening. But we've got to watch the fight. This is the one story we definitely want to hear about. We've got to watch the fight, though. This is going to go to the second round. Keep going. No, no, no.

Let's just watch the fight. No, this might not go to the second round. Oh, it will. There's 30 seconds left, fellas. Yeah, but Walt just took big, deep breaths. Big, deep breaths. And Overeem's moving to Mount... He just looked at the clock.

Walt's fine. Dude, he could stop him right here. This is possible. Overeem's been around forever, son. But it's 20 seconds. It's 1999. It doesn't matter. He could still stop him here.

It's very possible. He could choke him right here. I don't know why he's not calling for a choke. It's too late. Dude, shit happened. Look at the Rosen. Look at that knee to the body. Come on, man.

Dude, I'm telling you. He's nasty. He's got some of the nasty. Oh, look at that. That was nasty. Semi-illegal. Come on Walt Those are big knees man

His knees are the best In the heavyweight division The best The best Him and Verdum have great knees KO'd Mark Hunt KO'd But basically KO'd Brock

Well you know Brock Lesnar's combination Kicks to the body The kick to the body Is what did it He knew he had a weak body But you also Always

I don't want to make excuses For anybody But you always have to Take into consideration, that was a guy who had just had diverticulitis surgery and had something like 12 to 14 inches of his colon removed. Or his intestines, right? Yeah, and over and wet.

Oh, your intestines removed? Check this out. He had douche right in the gut. And you see Lesnar go like this, and that's when he finished him. Yeah, he had, I believe it was like somewhere around, Google, find out how much Brock Lesnar had removed from his intestine. He had a really serious disease, and they think he had it for a long time, man. Brock was so good, and people didn't realize how good he was, but he got catapulted into

stardom, man. He didn't have much experience, knocked out Randy Couture, beat Shane Carwin. Yeah, knocked out Randy Couture Beat Shane Carwin Beat Shane Carwin After taking a beating How about the Frank Mir rematch You see the power I don't know if you saw that transition But that transition they just replayed

Walt came at him With a front kick And Overeem just pushed him And threw him like a superhero to the side. Did you see that? There's like some serious power going on here. It's interesting because like who would Walt Harris be if they let him juice?

And I'm not saying these guys should juice. I'm just joking around when I say that, let him juice. But also let them juice. But also let them juice. But the thing is, just as a curious person, I'm like, what would happen if you gave him all the chemicals that we know that make your body perform better? Because remember, Walt wanted to go to the NBA.

Walt was a serious basketball player. His footwork's ridiculous. Wow. Well, these guys, when you take these guys that have experience, high-level experience in major league sports, where the competition is fierce from childhood on. These guys, they develop

they have a different kind of work ethic. That's why Herschel Walker was able to fight MMA when he was in his late 40s. A different kind of work ethic, man. But it doesn't always work because remember Johnny Morton was like, oh I want to try that. And he was knocked out forever. What happened with Johnny Morton? What because remember Johnny Morton was like, oh, I want to try that. And he was knocked out forever.

What happened with Johnny Morton? What happened with Johnny Morton was the worst case scenario of fighting MMA is getting knocked down, put on a stretcher and taking out. That's the worst case scenario. And then he decides, he's like, Johnny Morton, why receive a Detroit Lions? He goes, let's do it. Let's avoid worst case scenario. Worst case scenario at the Coliseum in LA. He gets taken out in a stretcher.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He's not going to stop though. Oh my goodness. Did you see that? You got, oh my goodness. That was crazy. So guys, the, the story is Brock Lesnar had a foot of his colon removed. Lucky to be alive, it says.

Incredibly lucky to be alive, yeah. And then he fought Overeem after that when Overeem was on all of Mexico. Oh, dude, every bit of Mexico. The entire Sonola cartel was in his veins. He had the full ride. Jamie, can you please? I don't care. Can we see that Johnny Morton knockout?

Hey, Eddie, what do you do here when you're in this situation? Who did Johnny Morton fight? I thought someone legit. Yeah, I was problems. He was shredded. It was here. Who are you talking about, Kyle? I was there. Eddie went with me.

Eddie, do you remember this? This was the day that Brock Lesnar made his debut. You and I were there and I sat next to Crazy Horse me and Charles Bennett got drunk and high together wow what a great night

that was when we had fun did you just say Hawaii Sakuraba 2 did you just mention that no no that was on the card people forget about that shit this was on show

they're gonna stop this fight they're gonna stop this fight they should stop it he's stuck no it's over it's over there's no. He's stuck. No, it's over. It's over. There's no way he's going to survive that. Yeah, he's just going to keep beating them.

Unless he submits them. But you can't stop it over this. Who's the ref? You can if he picks up the tempo. Morton just got knocked out. If he picks up the tempo, he could stop it. Morton got knocked out by O. Stopped him right there.

Stopped it. Ah, fuck. Listen, man. You just make the educated decision that a guy's in a position that he's not going to be able to improve. Were you aware of that fight, Jamie? It's a good decision. Poor, fuck. Listen, man, you just make the educated decision that a guy's in a position that he's not going to be able to improve. Were you aware of that fight, Jamie? Poor Walt Harris. It's a good decision because he's tough. Were you aware of that fight? It's tough because you want to give him a chance,

but the reality is he can't defend that spot. He's kind of checkmated there. You know, that whole debate about whether or not it's a good idea to stop a fight, it's real tricky, man. You know, Dominic Cruz said to the referee

before the fight, he said, don't fucking stop it unless I'm dead. Especially in a championship fight. Come on, dude. Watch his move. He doesn't know what's going to happen. Oh my god, amazing. Overeem.

He's still one of the best, man. He's the greatest heavyweight striker of all time in the UFC. Boom. And then watch this body shot. Watch this body shot. Boom. That's why it's so terrifying that Francis sent him to the Dark Lands. Probably the best knockout of all time.

That uppercut. Who's going to beat Francis? He sent him to the howling in between the worlds. That's happening. Jon Jones, right? That was like. It's going to happen, right? No, I don't know, man.

They're just talking right now. Go fun. We got to go fun. That's right. That was like when Bilbo Baggins puts on the ring and he goes to the other dimension in The Hobbit. Dude. You know what I'm talking about?

That's what it was like. That was one of the worst knockouts I've ever seen. And remember swing it's like yeah i was i would what would you eddie what would you think about a fight between john jones and francis and gana what would you think about that fight would you think that's a good fight to make like did you make that fight of course oh my god what weight do you think john jones would fight at 240 how much weight do you think Jon Jones would fight at? 240. How much time do you think you need to get? They both want to do it. Just make it happen. What if Jon Jones and you were tight, like the way you

are with Tony, and you said, listen, we want to do our best to prepare for this. Do you think I should put some weight on? No. I would have to know what... I don't know. I'm not an expert on what you should weigh. I would just say.

With all due respect. Weigh whatever. There's heavyweights, and then there's Francis Ngannou. Agreed, but he sparred Alistair Overeem, Travis Brown in his heyday. They're all great. They're all great. One after the other. Shark Tank, one after the other.

Everybody got dealt with. Andre Orlovsky. They're all great. The one thing I would say, though, to Jon Jones, I would say, listen. Wrestle him. I like to party, too. I get it. I get it.

You got a lot of power. I get it. But for three months. Two months. Can you? You know when he needs a custom motto. No partying for three months. Can we do that?

No, no. He needs a little cocaine. Just a little bit. The first two months, we have one day. Can we do that? No, no. He needs a little cocaine. Just a little bit. The first two months, we have one day. You can go out. You have to. Don't get too crazy. He's like Dennis Rodman.

Let him get his nut off and come back and go back to camp. Hey, listen. I get it. Shit. Dude, he's a fucking savage cage fighter. Let him get crazy. He's the best of all time. If he gets busted for partying and he's got coke on him, whatever, I don't give a fuck about that.

Dude, didn't your boy Kelvin just get busted? I don't give a fuck. I don't care less. The guy is a fighter. Let him party. Let him do his shit. Of course. It doesn't matter.

He's entertaining us. Don't fuck him. No, we're all with you. Oh, yeah. You always got to recognize. You're so innocent. You always got to recognize that a guy that's going to be the greatest cage fighter of all the time, he's the greatest cage fighter of all the time he's the greatest cage fighter of all time he's gonna be wild of course let him be wild that's part of why he's so good exactly he's gonna make you see his tweet after anthony smith

lost his fight yes what'd he say he's you know anthony smith's house got robbed yeah he goes i bet global tech jr would have got that TV. Damn. Oh, my God. That's so brutal. It's so sad. I didn't know that one. I thought you were talking about the other one. Oh, no, you didn't hear that one? What's the deal with the tweets?

He erased it. Oh, my God. He's such a savage. He's a savage. Dude, be the bad guy, but be the bad guy. I love that. He's only the bad guy to people he's competing against. He's just a ferocious competitor.

But then again, that's how all of them are, man. So is Jordan. Michael Jordan was a dick. So was Tyson. Whatever. Whatever he wants to do. Did you see Tyson giving guys tips? Francis. Giving Francis tips on how to shit talk. How to say, I'll eat your children. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now's not the

time. We don't need this, Jim. Mike Tyson. You let Francis just let his fist talk for him. Let him be himself. Can you imagine talking shit on Axl Rose because he parties too much? That's hilarious. I don't want him in the band no more. That's hilarious. He fucking drinks too much and does too much coke.

I want Nick Jonas to replace him. You can't dance like that guy does with all those streamers. You have to be out of your fucking mind. You have to be drunk. That's a big win for Overeem. When he, like, Sweet Child of Mine There's also just another one.

Where he's dancing. Dude! They can do anything. They can do anything. Rappers and rock stars can do anything. Can you imagine, like, sexual harassment allegations?

I wish I could do this. From a rock star? Hold on, hold on. Imagine a guy That's never existed, ever. Let's listen to what he's saying. Imagine a guy trying to dress up like Steven Tyler that wasn't a rock star. Oh, God.

There's people like that everywhere. Go to West Hollywood. They're everywhere. Steven Tyler in his prime with all the scarves and shit and a fucking bell body. Eyeliner. This shirt. No, dude.

Put his lips out like that? I'm not trying to accuse Tommy Lee of sexual harassment. in a fucking bell box. Eyeliner. This shirt. No, dude. Can you imagine a girl trying to accuse like Tommy Lee of like sexual harassment? Come on, it would go nowhere. It would go fucking nowhere.

The court would just throw it right into the dumpster. They would take all the files, they would walk it out to the dumpster and just light it on fire.

Look at this. I want to just hear what he's saying, man. Well, we can't really play it though. Oh, we can't? No, we can't really play the, though. Oh, we can't? No, we can't really play the volume of it. I forgot Kevin Randleman died, dude.

Yeah, Kevin Randleman died a while ago. He died a while ago. You know, Kevin Randleman. Heart complications, 44. He had a really, really, really, really bad staff. Mercer. Yeah, Mercer, right? Bro, the worst staff I've ever seen.

I never saw it live, but the the photographs online he's opening his arm he's got a hole in his armpit where you can see his tendons you've seen it right famous pic it's like the rod stewart swallowing it's crazy tropical helmet g story that one everybody knows about that tell me your uh golden glory story, that's right. The hot date. So, it's a dangerous story. That's a, please. It's a dangerous story. It's a long story.

But, nothing but time. Everybody's a bandit. Yeah. This is a cage fight filled with bandits. Yeah. That's it.

Are we done with the fighters? Okay. That's it. Well, here's to us. I want this podcast going forever. Go, Eddie. I don't want to go home. What's it. Well, here's to us. I want this podcast going forever. Go, Ellie. I don't want to go home.

Listen, realistically, do you think that California is going to be able to spring back to the point where we could keep doing sets at the store? I think we can make a difference between us four. I think we can. Because I'm like fucking, I'm at the point, my whole association is frozen. So I'm at the point where like, damn, dude, I'm going to fucking get even louder. You know what I mean? Dude, we have to get smarter.

I'm going to get louder. Eddie, didn't you tweet out, I only want real followers or some shit? I don't want anybody that thinks that lockdown should go longer. I don't want them following me. I don't even want to hear you. I don't want to talk to you I don't give a fuck about you I think we want to change people's minds

You want to keep this locked down After all this bullshit The attitude that you're expressing It makes sense I understand where you're coming from I get it But when you talk like that What happens is people just dig in their heels

I don't care They've been digging in their heels's right. I don't care. They get defensive. I know you don't care, but you can't. They've been digging in their heels my whole life. I don't care. Eddie, the people that you have to worry about are not the people that are in control. It's the people that succumb to the will of the people that are in control. The people that believe.

And the only way to not get them to be upset at you is to not insult their opinions and instead to present your own in a way that's so compelling. I'm done with them. But it doesn't matter. I don't care. Eddie, you're focusing on only the people that you're going to war with. No, no, no. I'm focusing on the people that are just moderates that are interested

in confirmation. I'll tell you exactly what I'm focused on. I am focused on the people that are with me and the people that are on the fence. The people that are not on the fence and the way over there, I can care less. Please unfollow me. Don't ever talk to me. I never want to have a conversation with you ever on the phone. It's like when you're saying team freedom.

You're taking complex issues with a lot of nuance and you're breaking them down to these binary positions. It doesn't work that way. I'm not trying to convince. My whole point is I'm not trying to argue with people way on the other side. You want to think that way?

Go for it. I just don't want you part of my life. I don't want you in my life. That's his right. I'm only into the people. If you're on the fence,

if you're like, I don't know, man, but what about this? And I don't know, man, but what about this? And I don't know, man, but what about that? I'm cool with that. Most people have not thought about this stuff nearly as much as you, right? If you would imagine, like most people. I just don't have the energy for them.

I don't. I would say they're not as important. I don't want to talk to. I only have so much energy. That doesn't necessarily make sense. Because a lot of those people are getting swayed one way or the other. No, this is why. They get swayed towards the truth.

No, no, this is why. Or they get swayed towards propaganda. Okay, let me tell you why. Depending especially – Eddie, you've got to let people finish their thoughts. Yeah. Depending especially on whether or not there's a bunch of other people around them that also believe the same thing. When you're around a group of people, whether you work with them, you live with everybody is like we got to get biden in there you got to get biden in there it means the only one that makes any sense and people start saying yeah well it's important

that we win the house it's important that we the supreme court it's all and you hear this mantra that gets chanted around and then a bunch of people that barely look into it will fight you to the death that biden needs to. And they barely even understand the process. They barely even understand what they're actually trying to accomplish by keeping or trying to turn from Republican to Democrat and what kind of control would actually take place. But they'll fight you for it because it comforts them. It comforts them to be a part of the team that was going to give them love like, Mike, you're dead right.

This guy's a lunatic. I don't know what we're going to do. I don't know what we're going to do either. George, I'll see you tomorrow. And they go to bed. And they pretend that they have some power over this thing. I always think about that. My favorite quote.

I told you Michelangelo's quote. Criticize by creating. Create something. Come up with a way to criticize rather than. Because we all want to do that. I do too all the time, Eddie. I get so mad. I just want to fucking be like, fuck those people. But then I kind of think to myself. Remember that Instagram post you were going to do that i do too all the time eddie i get so mad i just want to fucking be like fuck those people but then i got an instagram post you were gonna do we are all responsible

we are responsible for the people that are learning right now we're all a group we're all a group that learn together and the people that have survived longer experience more yeah are responsible for relaying that information down to the people at the bottom. So let's change minds. Let's try to change their minds. One of the things that we're faced with is we've got two things. We've got teams. It's a natural inclination of four teams and tribes. That's a problem. That's an impediment to real rational

discourse. And two, you've got power. Where one chimp has power over the other chimp, they become a little fucking tyrant. And it happens even if you think you're doing it because you're a greenie or even if you think you're doing it because you're a greenie or even if you think you're doing it because you want you don't want any hate speech or you want to make sure that people enforce certain standards that are inclusive and you develop these code words that let you control the narrative without some sort of like exchange of information back and forth with people where everybody kind of gets to decide universally

but that takes a strong person but also let the reins go to everyone yes and most people don't have that kind of strength and another really good way to look at things is come to every situation with some doubt yes about your own position sure but it's very important to realize that you may be mistaken not maybe not entirely but maybe 20 or 30 percent you're talking about being open-minded? Here's the thing. I've definitely learned that. Don't be married to your ideas.

Your ideas are not you. They're just an idea. And just because you're wrong with an idea, come on, man. Everyone's wrong. I've been wrong. I'm wrong all the time. I've been wrong way more than I've been right. I've been wrong all the time. Correct.

I'm wrong all the time. Eddie, are you wrong all the time? Yes. Okay, we're wrong all the time. I was wrong about rods. Remember that shit? Dude, I was wrong too. I was wrong too. I was hoping're wrong all the time. I was wrong about rods. Remember that shit? Dude, I was wrong too. I was wrong too.

I was hoping and praying rods were real. I was wrong about UFOs. I got an alien tattooed on my arm because I believed in UFOs so much. I was wrong about that shit. Maybe it's possible. The one they found was a drone, but yeah, I hear you. What I'm saying is the people that I talk to, the people that I enjoy talking to on a daily basis, they're not

Republicans. They're not Democrats. The people that I talk to are like, I'm fucking Republican. The guys I talk to on a daily basis are people that... They're not Republicans. I'm not talking about...

But what we're finding out is,'s uh when it comes to corruption and when democrat and republican if you look at it objectively and you're like a detective you're like there's a lot more going on on the left than the right because the people i hang out with we point out the right all the time like look at these motherfuckers look at we're... We're not into George Bush. I'm not into George Bush. W or senior. Those guys are fucking the godfathers of evil. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm not into that. The people I talk to... Do a George Bush impersonation right now. Just... Dude. Hold on, watch out. I want to know what it would be like. I don't... You know what they say is fool me once.

That's fucking amazing. I'm going to fuck up Iraq, fool me twice, I'm going to come after Afghanistan, fuck me three times, I forget, maybe we just blow everything up. Maybe we just blow everything up. Eddie Bravo takes over for Terry Fedor. Terry Fedor quits. I'd love that.

He leaves the show in Vegas. I'd love that. And Eddie Bravo takes over with his impressions of people. I have the worst, the only guy I could do. The only impression I got down. The only impression. I can't do Trump. I can't do nobody.

I'm horrible with my voice. My voice sucks. You can do that. But I can do. No, I could do a little Brazilian every now and then. But no, I'm horrible. The only one is Send Dog from Cypress Hill. Okay, I'm here.

It's in the brain. I got that. It's in the brain. It's in the brain. Right? With the chiptune down. Chiptune down. Have you done the Hot Box?

Have you done Tyson's? Yeah, totally. But I didn't do Sendog. But if there's a Cypress Hill tribute band out there, dude, I could fuck Sendog up. Is Hotbox Cypress Hills though? No. It's Slater and the Bride. Mike Tyson's Hotbox.

I got that down. Right? Don't lie. You know that's perfect. That's good. Dude, it's phenomenal. What does that dog do? It's perfect.

That's the only guy I got. Beat Real is the... I wish I had Bernie Sanders accent. I got Bernie Sanders. Oh, smoke box. I got Bernie Sanders material, but it's not going to work because I can't do it. I can't do it. I got a Bernie Sanders accent.

I can't do it. You have to do it. If I had to, you're good at it. No, I'm not good. But if I listen to him, Eddie Bravo, there he is. This guy got... 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, tank top. We never discussed send off. We never discussed Sendog.

We never discussed. Holla. Holla. When the ship go down. Dude, I got so high. I got so high with him. Those guys keep going. How perfect is that?

They're just smoking weed. Fucking perfect. There's professionals that just keep smoking weed. He's going to block me now. They just keep smoking weed. You know, there's certain professionals that can just, you're already done, and they just keep going. They take you to another place.

Action Bronson, right? Oh, my God. Didn't stop. He smokes on his show, Fuck That's Delicious. All he does is smoke on there. He invited me on his show. They were going to watch Ancient Aliens and get high. Oh, yeah.

Did you do it? No, no. I haven't done it. Yeah, they get high, and they watch Ancient Aliens. Oh, my goodness. There's some good fights earlier. Dude, Ancient Aliens is hilarious. Yeah, they get high and they watch Ancient Aliens. Oh my goodness, there's some good fights earlier. Ancient Aliens is hilarious. So I want to see the

clip of the right hand. Oh my goodness. Matt Brown gave it to that guy for a while. You just watched it. You didn't watch any of the fight. No, Matt Brown. See, this is the fight you guys are watching. Hey, check it out. The fight you guys missed.

Yeah, this is the fight we missed. We should probably do a fight companion now where we actually watch the fights. I know. I know. It's true. Rewatch it. I missed the Cheeto Bear fight. That didn't look like a knock.

That didn't look legit. It looked like Claudia's feet tangled up. Dude, how about her defense, man? Her fucking... Oh, yeah. I think I'd have to watch it. I feel like Angela Hill won that fight. I don't know.

I'm six whiskey doubles deep. I know as much about whether or not she watched that fight as I understand how the Senate works. Hey, do you know what's going on with Khabib's dad? No, I heard he was in a coma. Yeah, he was in a coma. And they flew him to Russia, to Moscow, because they didn't like whatever the setup was, where he was at.

Didn't he come out of it though? I love the soccer team isn't allowed to hug after goals. It's great. But the one guy scored was hugging. They wanted to expel him. They wanted to punish him. But he's fine. Look at this weird shit. Look at that Nazi shit right there. Look at this weird shit.

Stupid shit. They're wearing diapers on their fucking face. They're wearing diapers on their face And everyone's like cool People that were taken to Auschwitz Would be very offended By calling that Nazi shit It's just ignorance What is he doing?

Is that his dance? Did he win? Are they dancing? Yeah but they can't They gotta be six feet Six feet Oh god That's so ridiculous

That's so crazy They gotta change the soccer rules Listen I'm happy they can play at least Let this stupid shit Let it subside after a while The baseball rules are interesting That's so crazy. That's so crazy. They've got to change the soccer rules. Listen, I'm happy they can play at least. Let this stupid shit, let it subside after a while. The baseball rules are interesting. They're talking about. What are they saying?

No high fives, no fist bumps, no spitting. It's the demolition. Remember that shit? Demolition man. They couldn't touch. It was in the future. I think they're doing demolition man too. Dude. I think they just announced it.

Stallone and Wesley Snipes. I've been saying for years they need to bring Wesley Snipes back for Blade. Blade 4? Those movies with his shit. I agree.

When Ryan Reynolds get all juicy. Really? Look at that. Yeah. Look at how the world used to be. How long ago was that? February 29th.

Oh my God. Now look, there's no one in the stands. Fuck. There's no one in the stands. That's so crazy. Retardation. For a disease that kills 80 year olds with pre-existing conditions, that's what we're doing.

Well, it does kill some young people. Oh, my God. A lot of things kill some young people. So does the flu. They make a big deal out of it. The flu does, too. No, but it does. Look, it's something that we need to understand and we need to protect people against.

Really? This is unbelievable. No, it is. I think we're finding out now that it was a big... 80,000 people fucking died. Maybe if... But look at the median age, Joe. But wouldn't it be logical?

But we didn't know that. Wouldn't it be logical that we cared about that shit for the flu the past 30 years? Yeah, but they thought it was going to be way worse. See, what happened was... But we have the facts now. Yes. Now that's a problem. You don't think there's a chance, Joe?

Do you think there's a chance that there's some nefarious shit going on? You don't think there's a little chance? I think the nefarious shit is they get power and they don't want to let it go. I mean, that's what's nefarious. But is there a chance that there's more to it? Don't be out here. I'm exhausted. I do think that.

That's exactly what I think it is. Okay. That's human. Hey, listen. You guys are right there. Fuck. I should be happy about that shit because that's beautiful. You guys are, at least you're not fucking

promoting wearing face masks. Can you imagine if Joe was like, dude, we're going to do this. I don't have friends that do that. Dude, you could easily be like that. If I thought I needed a pot, first of all, if I thought I needed a mask, it would mean I thought I was going to give it to you.

If I ever thought I had it, there's not a fucking chance in hell I would come in and give it to anybody. I would let you guys know, hey, man, I need to get myself tested. Something might be up. But don't worry about it. I feel pretty good. If you said, hey, dudes, I've been checked and I tested positive for corona, I would still do the show. I would still do it.

What? I would still do it. No, you need to tell us. I wouldn't do it. No, I'm saying if you called me and said, hey, dude, I'm down to do the companion, but I have corona, I would still do the No you need to tell us I wouldn't do it No I'm saying If you called me And said hey dude I'm down to do the companion But I have Corona I would still do the show Oh yeah

Look at the odds go I have a 98% 100% So if I had Corona I'm healthy as fuck 100% I would not be scared at all I have zero fear of Corona

Let me stop you Zero fear Y'all a bunch of bug chasers I have zero fear Y'all a bunch of bug chasers Zero fear Y'all a bunch of bug chasers i have zero fear y'all a bunch of bug chasers up in this you're asking me to come in here and cough in your mouth how about you respect your viruses every time your viruses at the airport scary scary uh face masks are not required. That's where Elon Musk comes in. The hyperloop.

There's fucking shooters through a tunnel. Wait, are face masks required or not? Yes. At the airports, this is what I'm telling you. I was trying to make a point. At the airports, at the airport, at the airport. You got it. Face masks are not required yet.

80% of the people at the airports are wearing them. Scared. Because they're scared. Scared. No, they're scared. I had a couple next to me, 23-year-old couple, little young home comes. You're talking to my daughter. Son of a bitch.

My daughter's feeling a little homesick. She seems to wear a mask at LA. Okay, but you got to wear a mask when you go out into the hallway. Imagine. Can you imagine if you could easily be one of those guys? Those security guys are Navy SEALs. Imagine if they were like, you need to put a mask on. Sorry, this is just gross.

Those Navy SEALs. No, no, seriously. We'd all do it. I thought maybe you were. I swear to God, I thought about this. It was very highly likely that I was going to show up and you were going to ask me to get tested. Dude, I'm like, I got tested last week at the UFC. That's the last fucking time I'm getting tested for this bullshit.

No, I know you were tested. I got tested there. How did they test you there? They tested me with up the nose. I had to get the up the nose. Yeah, me too. It's supposed to be the most legit. It's fucking bullshit.

It's interesting because the first time it was rough. And then the second time I did it at home, I had them come in. They did the same thing. I think my left nostril is more fucked up than my right nostril. It's like sensitive in there for some reason, but my right one is numb. Weird. I'm telling you, if it was just my right nostril. Play from fighting.

I don't know. Dude, I broke my nose when I was five falling down a flight of stairs. I broke my nose a gang of times. I was a dumb kid. I ran into fucking trees and shit. You get elbow playing basketball when you're a kid. Oh, yeah. Your eyes just water.

And you roll with it. I got it broke a bunch of times from sparring, too. But it's just, for whatever reason, the second one that I got on Sunday was nothing. But one of the things that I found, man, if you don't feel good, if you're kind of dragging, an IV vitamin drip. Nothing better. It's fucking spectacular. I get them all the time All the time

Dude it's spectacular Fantastic And now Rhonda Rhonda Patrick She told me Try I love her 10,000 milligrams of vitamin C

She was like That's like the therapeutic dose You can do that once a week You're gonna get this video banned If you keep No You feel great I'm not a doctor

Relax Relax And vitamin B Jamie edit that out Like a motherfucker. Eddie, please. You bounce back so well from hangovers. Everything.

Jet lag. If you're tired. Chappelle was the first one to turn me on to that. Chappelle would have everybody get together in one of the rooms, and he would set up IV drip bags, and everybody would be like, oh, I'll take glutathione. I want a full vitamin C bag. And some dudes just wanted the fluid. I used to, when I was on tour, like every weekend, I'd fly back.

As soon as I land Sunday, I'd have someone give me IV drip. It's amazing. I feel great. It's so much better than not having it. The road's tough on your body, man. Oh, my God. The flying. Oh, my God.

I forgot how bad it was until this last weekend when I went to Jacksonville. I was like, wow. Are you guys interested in the stem cells? What stem cells? Fix my shoulder, dude. You're better? Where'd you go? It fucking works.

I told you. It fucking works. You're talking to a stem cell evangelist. Yeah, he's the Mr. Stem Cell. Bro, I've done podcasts on stem cells

with Dr. Neil Reardon, the guy who fixed Mel Gibson. My shoulder feels great. It's crazy. No problem, dude. It's been like five months, dude. It fucking works, man. What kind of stem cell did you get done? Ed Clay just cooked it up. Oh, crazy. No problem. It's been like five months, dude. It fucking works, man.

What kind of stem cell did you get done? Ed Clay just cooked it up. Oh, Mexico. That stuff. Yeah. Chips a hotel. But they're closed down because of the corona right now. They're on hold right now.

You got it done in Mexico, Eddie? I wouldn't be saying that shit if it didn't work. I wouldn't be saying that. Of course. Why would you? Don't get aggressive. It felt. I just got out of shoulder surgery, major shoulder surgery.

And I think maybe I came back to jujitsu a little too soon. And then, dude, after a while, man, I just kept rolling. I'm like, I thought maybe I re-injured it because every morning I'd wake up and it would feel like my arm was literally falling off. And then I finally decided, fuck, man, you know what? Let me do that crazy Panama stem cell therapy. I knew Ed Clay. He has a hospital in Mexico

and they do the same thing that they do in Panama. I went down there. TJ did. Oh, that's easy. Easy. It was easy. I went down there.

I stayed there for a week. They gave me the work. I did a lot more than stem cells but they injected i had stem cells in an in the iv and directly into the injury and you know what fuck man was it expensive was expensive down there it works it fucking pricey though they did my knee too but my knee was different because they had cut my knee was fucked up because i had knee surgery and they cut out like half my meniscus.

So it was just, it's just going to be tender no matter what. It's not going to be healed 100% with all that meniscus cut out. I had a bucket handle tear and I fucking just shredded it. Eddie, remember when I had a bucket handle tear? You had to drive me to the fucking doctor to get an MRI. You drove my NSX. He had an NSX. And I was like, what are you doing? You don't know how to do that, man.

He was green in the game. Check this out. Where did your knee go out in Jiu Jitsu? His knee goes out in Jiu Jitsu. It gets fucked up. So he couldn't drive. He drove his NSX. Little sports car. It's a little stick shift. I could drive stick shift. Bro, this is 1998,

sons. But I haven't drove stick shift in a while. You know what I mean? Because when you're poor, stick shift means you're poor. And in the Mexican hood, once you get your automatic, you're like, fuck, I got an automatic. Yeah, I told him you got to release yourself from the bounds of those ideas. So now it turns out rich white people like stick shift. And I'm like, damn, you guys like it. Car enthusiasts, you son of a bitch.

Rich white people. Why why you gotta get racist so once i got into automatics i'm like fuck you know i got beyond the stick shift now he's got like a high performance stick shift his knees fucked up i gotta drive him to the doctor dude i never seen this motherfucker so mad he was so mad at me he was so his knees fucked up he's sitting shotgun and i'm like grinding the clutch. And he goes, you motherfucker, you're grinding the clutch.

I'm like, dude, what are you doing? I thought you knew how to drive a stick shift. Dude. You know, people tell you

they know how to play pool. Dude, I drove a stick shift for years. Dude, I drove a stick shift for years. All my cars were stick shift. That was the, but that was high performance.

A 1998 NSX is the easiest car to shift ever. You got to understand, as far as shifting cars go, no, you have to understand. Like, I have to speak out as a car enthusiast. Dude, I've never seen his head exploded, dude. I mean, I think this was 1998.

You wanted to beat me up. I think it was 1998, somewhere around there. Maybe 2000, at the latest 2000. Those years NSX were a marvel of feel. Oh, one of the best cars of all time you were so connected when you put it

when you put that motherfucker in reverse or any gear I wish you still had it the feeling I should probably get another one the feel of the clutch was magical

and this motherfucker was just the only reason we remember this it wasn't the grinding it was the anger dude

his knee he was so. Dude, his knee. He was so pissed off because his knee. He was already in like a pissed off state. I was in so much pain. He was already like, my fucking knee. And I'm fucking this car. We're going. I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?

I was having a hard time. And it was pissing him off. And you know what? Another great story about that NSX. It was when I finally, after six months of getting in his ear about smoking weed I was like trying to convince him to smoke weed I'm like he's so funny he's so funny without weed I go if I could get him to smoke weed because everything everybody thought I was crazy for smoking weed so back in back in the day and then I finally convinced him we were in his NSX

he pulls over and he goes okay fucking pull it out it out. I'm like, not right now. I had a man bag. I had a man bag. I had a man bag with weed. And he goes, pull it out. I go, dude. No, no. Two gay things.

I finally convinced him. I finally convinced him to smoke weed. Finally. But it was while we were driving. It took six months. He pulls over and goes, pull it out. I said, shit, right now? And he pulled it out

this is gonna be a cartoon for sure polytune let's ruin all this the crazy thing is I told him I didn't drive for six months when I started smoking weed I wouldn't drive I was too scared and he goes dude let's just do it

I'm like listen pussy I got brain damage he smoked it and I go shit we gotta go to fucking Baskin-Robbins. He's got to feel that shit, because this is it. I finally convinced him to do it. Is there an ice cream place? There's a Baskin-Robbins down on Topanga. I go, let's fuck.

We made a beat ride. I got as high as you can get. You know that first time, huh? And you never stopped after that? That was it? That was it. And then check this out. Every day.

Well, I take octopers off. No, no. He doesn't remember, but there was some ups and downs. But that night. Oh, I remember. That night. That night. We went to Baskin Robbins.

He had a fucking hot fudge sundae. And we went to the comedy store. And he got on stage. The first night he smoked weed. And this joke, I'm never afraid of it. He goes, dude, I got high for the first time today. And damn, i didn't realize hot fudge sundaes were so fucking good the crowd go nuts yeah he did it when i got high it was

definitely not how i said it but it wasn't the first time it was the first time in like at least seven or eight years though because i when i made well i met you i was like what 29 or 30 or some shit i was probably oh yeah maybe 27 you i was 27 how old are you right now i'm 52 so you're two years older than me we met in 97 yeah you were 29 right okay but we didn't really hang till 2000 yeah well man i'm a little like 98-ish. I think it was 98-ish. He was the actor that trained at John Jock's. Like we knew, oh, there's an actor who's on news radio.

He's on the Channel 4 show. We're like, oh, shit, really? But he only did privates. He never did the regular class because he's an actor on NBC. He would only do privates. I remember him working with you. But we heard about him. I remember when you were at Brown Belt, he used to work with you.

He started with you at Brown Belt. No, no, no. The first time we you no but this is how the first time we met was at the store the first time we met was at the store I used to go to the store all the time I was working as a

strip club DJ and I liked taking strippers to the store on Sunday night on Sunday night and Joe was on stage and I'm like

oh shit and I'm with this chick and I'm like I know that guy that guy trains with me so you did a fucking set and you crushed it was all about pussy

and you you came out this is that dude back in the day what did I say to you and when you got off stage hold on

hold on hold on how bad didn't I say the biggest crusher I ever saw yeah well when you do those

when you would do those like lions fucking no I mean tigers fucking nobody crushed like you no not only you know they air those on uh serious your old bits yeah but those you don't get paid for them though huh i don't know i probably do he used to crush i would watch him fucking do the comedy store when i wasn't even doing how many times have i

yelled tigers fucking uh how many times have i yelled that no i don't even know how to do my own act that i do right now. Me neither. And I haven't even thought about it. I've been so relaxed about this. Aren't you stressed out? I'm stressed out about this. I never give a time about the Tigers fucking.

Bro, I haven't been stressed out at all. Can you do another? I'm stressed. Can you do Tigers fucking now? Yeah, but hold on. There's two different conversations going on. No, with you. I've never been.

The stress that I got was in the beginning when I was worried that we might not survive and we could catch this and it would be deadly. And I would see my family members die from a disease. Right. When that didn't seem to be happening. And then this social isolation thing started working, social distancing thing. And then we realized that it wasn't as big a deal as we thought it was. I relaxed.

But as far as like the not being able to do stand-up, I just have accepted it. I just took it in. I think for vets like you and Brian, I think it's good for you guys. I think so too. My thought was I want to have a legitimate perspective on this. I don't want to have a contrived perspective that I think is going to be funny. Eventually I'll say some ridiculous shit about it, I'm sure.

But there's a certain responsibility that you have when you emerge from something that's as Preposterously weird as what we've gone through over the last two months. You have to think about what? What you take in from this and what comfort you can give to other people that don't have a voice Yeah, the other responsibilities human being did not just be funny, but also to have like a perspective Context well as a person we talked about before you're responsible for educating the people that are coming before you because

wouldn't it be nice if you had better information when you were going through your 20s and 30s well you have everyone has better access to information now and how to deal with that and how to deal with crisis and one of the best ways is by being honest about your faults your pros and your cons all that and to tell the truth and to realize like hey man we're we're all trying to figure this out but now we're in this weird situation where we're trying to figure this out why we're trying to not die and how much do we need to worry about dying okay are we sure do we have this figured out i mean and it's a lot of debate about that it's a lot of debate and that debate has to be rigorous and it has to be open you gotta let people talk and as soon as you start banning videos unless i like that bitch up unless you're some sort of a

doctor that specializes in some shit and you know people are lying unless that's happening we had real doctors in the front lines who got i talked to dr mark gordon yes about this for a couple hours there's a lot of disparaging opinions a lot of different from experts too though that's what's crazy but we also know we can also see the numbers i mean well there's and they're coming in there's coming in there's also you have to take into consideration other sciences. Yeah. And you've got to take into consideration economics. Because they're saying, look, you people don't understand this thing that you just hit the brakes on.

They're like, you don't understand. This is something that operates on momentum and confidence. And it literally might not have the momentum to restart itself the way it needs to be to get anywhere close to back to where we were just four months ago. That's right. We got to be careful, man. Remember when we were talking about how crazy it would be

if they shut the country down for two weeks? How nuts that would be. Isn't that funny? And we were like, can you imagine? Do you know who's idea that was? Do you know who's idea that was? Dana White.

Dana White and Frank Fertitta. It was Frank Fertitta that talked to Dana White about it. Dana White related to me and they had both talked about it. But Frank Fertitta. It was Frank Fertitta that talked to Dana White about it. Dana White related to me, and they had both talked about it. But Frank Fertitta said, let's just rip the Band-Aid off. Let's just fucking shut the country down for two weeks. No one goes anywhere. No businesses work.

No one goes anywhere. No one flies in. No one flies out. No one can get it. He was right. But that harsh thinking, that sort of what we think of as callous Republican thinking, that's effective. You've got to solve problems sometimes.

Not always. But that's where the balance comes in. That's where I feel imprisoned by this idea of being either on the left or being on the right. I feel imprisoned. Me too. Because I think there's a lot of people on the right that I agree with about a lot of shit. They're right about hard work. They're right about the importance of farmers. Self-liance individual responsibility family family come on man also second amendment economics economics is not a small consideration in the health the

health and the happiness of the individuals that are enjoying that prosperity inside the country rewarding individual initiative i mean you know and you have to allow you have to allow for creative destruction that's a really important thing to keep in mind too you want to protect jobs but you have to allow that people will come up with ideas that destroy jobs i mean talk to tower records or blockbuster video about that talk to flip cameras you know there was a lot of creative destruction that went into making your iphone the gps companies what about taxes and kodak is not happy about this but this is where we're at you know so survival survival of the fittest it's also the best idea yes yes we have to take into consideration the people trying to figure this out they're trying to figure this out

in real time right and then what we have is the luxury of looking back at their mistakes yes and going look at these fucking idiots. But they were acting on limited information. Everybody was scrambling. Nobody had seen it before. The problem is now that we've hit this spot, we've got to figure out a way to make everybody feel good about the decisions that are being made. We've got to agree on it. And to realize that there are people that fall through the cracks, and we have to take care of them, too.

And we need to have a real economist look at it. Well, we have a lot of them, but it's not about being— But I mean someone who's aggressively—I need to get Peter—I'll get Peter Schiff back on to have him explain his perspective. Yeah, Schiff is pretty libertarian, though. He tends to be very on one side. But he's also brilliant enough that his views need consideration yeah it's like he knows a lot about the business and do you ever see that video of him where the remember occupy wall street days yeah and he came out on the park percenter yeah he was great he was great he's like

uh ask me questions i think it was but dude it was it was great it was like But, dude, it was like Mike Tyson sparring with babies. Yeah. It was loose. Yeah, because they didn't really have a— They didn't know what they were arguing for. Because you know why? It's hard to earn an opinion. Yes.

Because it takes thought, and it takes consideration of all different sides, and it takes time. And you have to read, and you have to think. It's exhausting. And fucking, it's hard. That's why I'm not interested in it. Yeah. My dad used to always say, most people have attitudes, they don't have thoughts. And that's what we walk around with.

That's a good expression. It's pretty accurate. It's exactly what we were talking about before. People, they find out what the ideology is of their community, whether they're hardcore right-wing Christian, or whether they're Democrat like Hollywood working working in film and television they're cultists in a lot of ways

and their cult is the ideology of the left no matter what there's no consideration whatsoever to any other possible answer other than what the Democratic Party proposes and they ignore all the problems the democrats have done and highlight all the problems the republicans have done like

it's not fair and when you act in a not fair way it makes all of us suspicious of your intentions because i can see when you're full of shit and everybody else can see when you're full of shit and i know what you're trying to do what you're trying to do is control a narrative with bullshit and and there's it just doesn't work anymore it used to be able to work because you could say the same kind of things but there was no one to respond there was no comment section of the youtube video it didn't exist there was no youtube videos right there was no twitter you couldn't you couldn't respond to someone's horseshit right so they got accustomed to being able to get away with a real low-level game like some some real UFC 2 type bullshit.

But here they are in 2020. Who are you talking about? MSM? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I'm talking about politicians as well. I'm talking about all these people. They're following a pattern that existed before them,

and then all of a sudden they get to the end of the cliff, and they're like, oh, my God, hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. There's nowhere to go. What I'm amazed at is that you have news sources that are so openly biased. Openly. Fox News is on one side. CNN's on the other side. And you just know where they're going.

It's just opinion after opinion. Where is the objective news? Can I get some objective news? Where would you go? You've got to go independent news sources. I think I get some objective news? Where would you go? You gotta go independent news sources. I think I should go to the BBC sometimes. Dan Bongino. Listen to Dan Bongino. You want politics

you know for the truth. Hey this fight right here real quick. I thought Cowboy won against Pettis. Did you guys think he won against Pettis? I thought Cowboy pulled that out. I also thought Michelle Watterson won. I thought she 100% won. That was a that out. I also thought Michelle Watterson won. I thought she 100% won. That was a bigger robbery.

Which one? Michelle Watterson. Michelle, I thought Michelle Watterson won that fight, and I said it to her as I was coming out of the octagon. I said it, I. I told her I thought she won. Yeah, I thought she won. I couldn't get it.

I didn't understand that. But, man, you know. Could she fight again? Michelle Watterson? I don't remember. She was a former world champion, won tough. Forgot her name, though. Wrestler.

That's how drunk and high I am. Come on, all three of you are drawn to pink? I'll get it. It'll come to me. That's hilarious. We definitely cannot drive home anytime soon. No, I'm taking an Uber. I'm fine.

I live a block away. That's why I didn't smoke too much, because I can't get into a car. You drive a Tesla. Carla Esparza. Carla Esparza. Jesus Christ. Carla Esparza. Remember, she's going to have to sell a motorcycle.

She didn't make enough money. Carla Esparza's been on the wrong end of some decisions, too. Pull up Carla Esparza's record, because there was one of her more recent fights that I thought she got fucked over, too. But the judging is not. It's just. Tatiana beat her ass. I think it was the Claudia Gadelia fight.

Yeah, that was really close. No, I thought she won that fight. Damn, we got to split Claudia Gadelia, split Ronda Marcos. Bro, she beat Cynthia Carvillo. Yeah, she was a beast. Beast. Damn, she's on a 3-5 win streak. Yeah.

Dude, it's a hard road for any human being. They need more divisions. It's too hard. But especially a hard road for female fighters. Especially a hard road for, like, female fighters, they really need, like, a five-pound weight division difference. But men, too, 10 pounds. 10 pounds is short for men.

This is what the Jon Jones thing is. Like, Jon Jones at 205 wanting to fight Francis at, like, 260-ish. That makes more sense though it does i guess but because john could walk around at like 230 240 if he doesn't think about if there's a 225 division and you have like john jds steve kane john has that much of a hard time making 205 right no he looks all right he's never missed it but doesn't he walk around about 230 he's a big fella do you doesn't he walk around about 230? He's a big fella.

Do you remember when he got into heavy lifting? Remember that shit? Yeah that was great. He got jerked! They posted a video the other day of him dead lifting and shit went away.

Skinny legs. He always has skinny legs so that's why he can keep his weight. It's probably why he's able to fight at 205. His calves are skinny. His calves are like

some sort of a cartoon about another dimension. Even his upper legs aren't that thick. They're pretty big, dude. His quads are big. Whatever you can say about his legs. His legs, he's the goat. Half of what he does is kick the fuck out of you with those legs.

He's so good at kicking. How about that DUI video? And he's wearing the skinny sweats. They're black. You're like, what is happening? It looks like there's two blacks. I didn't see that. You haven't seen the D.O.

It'll break your heart. It's a sad video. It's sad. Another D.O. Yeah, because he has to remember things. And he goes, I get punched in the face, man. My short-term memory is fucked. Just want to let you know before we start this, I'm going to be fucked.

That's a good answer. Good answer. Is that a ploy or is it honest? He's a very smart guy. Is it? He's a very smart guy. You can't be that good if a very smart guy So my guess is You can't be that good

If you're not smart My guess is He's got some things prepared You can't be that good If you're not smart It's also not his first time With the law So I'm sure he knows

You know John Jones is a smart dude Oh yeah Yeah You can't just be Physically talented And be able to overcome The stress

And the pressures Of championship fights Not to last that long there's a psychological element to it you've talked to stylebender right smart fucking dude we're like oh fuck dude you know matt hughes deserves a shitload of credit for this too because when matt hughes got choked out by by bj i was interviewing him in the octagon he said something i'll never forget he said it was a relief He said it was a relief. He said it was a relief. He was like, there's so much pressure and everyone coming after me.

But he was just so honest about it. About being champion and then losing? About just the relief of BJ tapping him and winning the belt. Didn't GSP say that too? Yes. He said it was a relief. After the Hendricks fight, he just, I don't want to do that. It's too much.

I think it's literally like there's a certain amount of stressor your body can take. Whether it's if you do three fights a year, it's this amount. If you do two fights a year, it's this amount. But there's a certain amount you can take. That's why we saw with GSP. What was so interesting about him is that he just settled down, let everything sort of heal up. Took time off. Kept training. He loved to train. He got better. Settled down, let everything sort of heal up. Took your time off.

Kept training. He loved to train. And got better. He loved to train. We didn't know that when he came back against Bisping, we thought, wow, he's been out for four years. What could it be like to see GSP back in the octagon? He was way better. He knew he was way better because he never stopped training. He trained like a martial artist.

Yeah, he's so thick. Apparently, he got real sick, though. Yeah. Because he was eating so much to try to keep his weight. Really? Yeah, because they're testing the shit out of you, so you can't do anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In terms of supplements.

Middleweight champion of the world. How much creatine can you take? As much as you want. You can go cramp up. Cramp up, you will shit your want. You can cramp up. If you cramp up, you will shit your pants. You definitely shit your pants. If you take enough creatine monohydrate, you're going to shit all over. Anytime you take that much salt, anytime you take that much granular stuff, your body's

like, hey, hey, hey, let's clear the hallway. It's a good time. I actually enjoy it. It's a good time. Hey, hey, hey. Bro, have you ever done one of those salt enemas? No. Eddie Bravo, you ever do a salt enema?

You drink a whole bottle, a bunch of warm water with some salt. I've done a coffee enema back when I got my stem cells. But I don't mean up the ass enema. I mean just drink a bunch of salt water. No, why? If you drink salt water, I found this out when I did this Sober October Challenge. I was sweating so much. I kept pouring Himalayan salt into water and shaking it up.

And I was like, I'm losing so much weight. You need electrolytes, all that sodium. Dude, when you have that much salt in water. When you shit your pants. You are just fucked. It's like if the Hoover Dam was one of them things that just lifts up when the tea's ready. Dude. Jailbreak.

Your asshole just goes wee. It's that way with vitamin C too. It doesn't digest anything. Are you still doing a carnivore diet? No. You guys ever do coffee enemas? No. I've never done anything up my butt other than one doctor.

Apparently. You had a doctor go three fingers knuckle deep. I hate that shit. I had one doctor ask me questions while he was fingering my butthole. Yeah, me too. Like, hey, can we do this one at a time? Yeah. We pressed for time here, son.

My doctor had some fucking bratwurst fingers too, man. Three deep. Fat boys. That's not good. Do you make sense at my age too to get it done? You want to get a 100-pound man from the mountains. Or lady. I got molested.

What did he say to you afterwards? You're good. You're young to hit your prostate check, bro. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude. You're super young. I'm telling you, I got molested. Did he have a little twinkle in his eye? No, I'm telling you, he's molested.

When you're 50, you get your prostate checked, not when you're 30. No, this is four years ago I got molested. I'm going to taste your balls if they're salty. We're going to bring you right to the emergency room. Dude, those gloves went in clean, came out chocolate covered, brother. Chocolate covered. Well, it might have been his day.

Did he blackmail you? No. What is this? What's up, new show? Looks good. Looks awesome. I need a new show, man. Did you finish Ozark?

Come on dude I haven't finished it yet I'm in the How do you not finish shit I don't know dude I'm in the quarantine I don't have a good Tension span I'm gonna go out

On a link It's top five Top five shows Of all time It's top three Of all time That don't include Monsters

Or dragons Or Superman Ozark you're saying Yeah It's a bold statement bro It's really It's not though that don't include monsters or dragons or Superman. That's a bold statement, bro. It's not, though. My opinion, the greatest of all time is Game of Thrones. Greatest of all time. Yes. Shout out to season 8. It's the greatest of all time. It's the ultimate.

It's so outlandish. The things that happen, people are fucking their brothers and sisters. But forget about the dragon. Beheading the nicest people. I'm actually into dragon stuff. Dragons. I like dragons.

Bro, bro, bro. White Walkers, come the fuck on. And you are there every step of the way. There was no one season where it really fell off. Dude, how about when the dragon turns into a white walker and his eye opens up in the bottom of that fucking hour of water. It's like, no way. How about when she wants to kill that?

It's over. She wanted to kill that one person. I forget if it was a guy or a girl, but I remember she was standing there and then the dragon came up behind her from the darkness. Remember that?

Remember that scene? Yes. That might be one of the greatest scenes in all of film. When Khaleesi is standing there and then out of the darkness the dragon's of film when Khaleesi is standing there and then the out of the dark face emerges and that person knows they got that ball members the baby dragon and the guys trying to hold it and she goes he's not

the baby dragon that's not this movie no the, the guy's holding it. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's like season two, you fuck. And it goes like this. He goes, it's not used to taking orders. And it just goes in a breeze on him. That was a stupid part. That was a stupid part. Fuck you. That was a really fucking stupid part.

I didn't tell it well. They should have never killed off Jason Momoa. Hey, rewrite this shit. With Jason Momoa? He was good. He was a badass in that. Rewrite this shit. Remember when he's just fucking fucking calise doggy style

he got fake tits for that yeah how about how about what why are you saying that how dare you calise remember when john john snow yeah that's a crazy way to end my damn that's how it's gonna end doesn't say shit you know i love right now? The other guy going, spoiler alert, man. What the fuck? Dude, that came out years ago. Years ago. I want to re-watch this. What's your second show? Ozark. I think Ozark gets number two.

More than Breaking Bad. One of the things I like about Ozark is how goddamn original it is while sticking inside the United States of America. Realistic. Here's how well written and well acted it is while sticking inside the United States of America. It's so many different elements. Here's how well written and well acted it is. The scariest people on that show are two women.

The lawyer and who else? Oh, and then the crazy bitch. And then number three is Ruth. Don't tell me anything. Gangster as fuck. How good of an actor is Ruth? The chick is banging the young kid. I can't hear about this. I'm only in second season.

Dude, you're in quarantine. Spoilers are off. Oh, watch it. Close your ears up. Spoilers are off. I get some shit on Brian Hickman. She blows up dude's dick. Spoiler alert.

She killed her own husband. Spoiler alert. But he was going to kill her. I'm not listening to you, bro. Gangster. The scariest people are them and the Mexican guy. He's the scariest guy. Navarro?

Mexican guy, scary. Scariest guy. Scariest guy. Scariest guy. He hits them with some propositions. How about when the lawyer goes, you know my clients, so I can be happy. Oh, the season ending? The last scene?

Don't say a word. I'm not going to say nothing. Oh, it's too much. The last scene? I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Narco season one was badass. Narco season one was- Season two, shit.

But Narco season one was right there with it. It's right there. Narco season one was so good. That dude who played Escobar was so good. Yes, he was. He was Brazilian. You know that? Yep.

Dude, he was believable. Very believable. If I was the CIA, I'd follow him every day. That guy's killing cats somewhere. He's great. He's too good. He's got to have a darkness inside of him. Narco season one, season two sucked.

Yeah, you're right. Did you get into Stranger Things? Loved it. I didn't like that show at all. Loved it. We are communists. One episode. Well, you're not.

Oh, we are Nazi. Whatever. You're Nazi. I liked some of it. You didn't finish it. You didn't finish you're a Nazi. Whatever. You're a Nazi. I liked some of it with the 11. You didn't finish it. You have no idea. Son of a bitch. You didn't finish it.

You have aliens in it. Was it aliens? Real question. You're sick. How hard was Joe Namath slinging dick in the 70s? Oh, in the fur coat? Before the Super Bowl. The night before the Super Bowl, he was drunk, apparently.

We're watching Joe Namath right there. The night before the Super Bowl, he was drunk, apparently. We're watching Joe Namath right there. The night before the Super Bowl, he was drunk. I believe it. But that was a different world of human being back then. Roger Starbuck with a Me Too movement right there. Oh, my man. Dude, that's all they did back then. You know how many women got Me Too'd by Clint Eastwood?

Come on now. Please. You don't want to ruin the unforgiving for me. You think women got me dude by Clint Eastwood? Come on now. Please. It's what they did, bro. You don't want to ruin the Unforgiven for me. I don't think Clint Eastwood actually had that reputation. Dude, the Unforgiven is one of the most. You know how many baby mamas he has? Oh, yeah.

Shut your mouth. He likes to fuck. Yeah. Do you know how many? The Unforgiven is probably one of the most underrated movies of all time. One of the greatest movies of all time. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. It's basically...

Fuck, that's a great movie. He basically did these westerns. These sort of very simplistic, rudimentary plot lines of these westerns. They were good movies, but they weren't... It's like he stepped away from the genre and reimagined it. And then came back with the Unforgiven. He was like, wait a minute, let me hit you with some real shit. You know he did the musical score.

Yeah, he's a genius. And directed and wrote a lot. I mean, he was the best. William Money. William Money, that character that he played in Unforgiven. That's one of the scariest fucking assassins. You know what's weird? If you go back and look, he wasn't shredded.

They showed, but it didn't matter. He was shooting people, Brendan. But he was like a normal body. He's not posing for a fucking gay porno magazine, you son of a bitch. But now you've got to be shredded. No, you're right. I know what you mean. I know what you mean.

He was like a regular. He was a man. He was like Steve McQueen or fucking, you know. Paul Newman. Or Brian Callen or whoever these guys are. Well, he was supposed to. First of all, he was supposed to play an old guy. Really? William Money was old. He was retired. He was supposed to play an old guy. Really?

William Money was old. He was retired. He was an assassin that was trying to become a farmer. Morgan Freeman did it? Yes. Morgan Freeman is a black guy? Cowboy? Oh, God.

That's amazing. And he's from Baltimore. Morgan Freeman was an assassin. You haven't seen it? You've got to watch Unforgiven. Remember, I'm younger than you. It's also historically accurate. Jamie, have you seen it?

Is that true? There was a real William Money? Yes. It was historically accurate in the fact that there was a lot of freed slaves that became either soldiers or bounty hunters and a bunch of them fought the war against the Native Americans. Yeah, no doubt. Have you guys seen Clint Eastwood and the Mule?

Give me my fucking money back. It's the worst. Sir, he's 90. I want you to take it easy. It's so bad. money back oh dude Tom Hardy when he played it just came out yesterday he plays Capone Al Capone oh it's on Amazon is it good I love Tom Hardy so bad is it worth watching no no no I get high first? Yeah, I'm sure it's fun high So is it like Showgirls bad Or like Roadhouse bad?

Oh, dude It's just It's the last year of his life When he goes crazy from syphilis Oh And nothing It's just him being crazy In his mansion in Florida

It doesn't go back to the old school shit Nothing Well, you're gonna If you're gonna to tackle a subject That's that crazy This is a new thing on Lance Armstrong If you're going to tackle a subject That's that crazy

You've got to go deep You can't just dabble On the periphery of a subject His wife talks about How he was going crazy and talking to his old friends He'd walk around the house and talk to his old friends But he's talking because his wife talks about how he was going crazy and talking to his old friends. He'd walk around the house and talk to his old friends. But he's talking to his old friends and it will show his old friends and him talking to them and being in these scenes.

It's just like, what the fuck are we doing? But it's two hours of that. Just him shitting his pants, pissing in the bed, and talking to his old friends. That's it. Fishing. I was so disappointed. Tom Hardy's so good. Well well it's always who's writing the script who's directing it and it's not just who's acting because as much of a bad motherfucker

as tom hardy i know if if they don't put together it it's like don't matter dude imagine if that's imagine if that's how you had to do your podcast you had a team of people just leaning over your shoulder keeping you from saying preposterous shit that doesn't make any sense. YouTube's trying. We'd be... YouTube is trying. They're kind of trying.

You had the chairman on your podcast. No, I haven't. How dare you? No. No, you didn't. Listen, I got nothing but love from all those people.

But what they have to understand is they have a weird role that they really shouldn't have. They shouldn't have the ability to make the kind of decisions that they can make. Those kind of decisions that they can make those kind of decisions are you can kind of decide

that someone doesn't get to talk in the biggest platform, user generated platform in the world and you go by your own standards it's not an easy job my point is it seems it seems to be a subject where there should, it's so important to be able to express yourself.

It seems to be a subject that we should have people from both sides work on some sort of agreement for what you can and cannot say and why you can't say those things and penalize people accordingly and then have like a time where they can come back. But something that's like real. But the founding fathers figured this out. Yeah, they did. But they didn't anticipate the internet. You just can't say. You can't say.

But they didn't anticipate the internet being privately owned. So anything, YouTube or Twitter, they can just decide. It's just like what we're seeing with this California thing you can't give any person the ability to irrationally control a bunch of other people if they don't agree with it if they don't agree with it you need to have a vote rule of law not rule of man

by man this is an extraordinary situation it requires a vote and I guarantee you if you had a vote for two propositions we let the government take care of everything and we drain all the billionaires and take all their money and just use that to feed everybody and no one works ever again. Or we look at this rationally and we figure out a way to protect the vulnerable and we figure out a way to collectively restart our economy and save these small businesses and let all the big businesses know, listen, we are going to be really opposed to you if you just absorb all these small businesses. And the only way to get tires is if you go to Walmart or Sears or some big company and the mom and pop stores all disappear. Like, that's not good for anybody.

This is some bullshit hater mentality. So there's two opportunities. not good for anybody this is some bullshit hater mentality so there's two opportunities there's an opportunity to be scared and to be more closed-minded than ever before or there's an opportunity to be more cooperative and more and one one thing that people need to realize this is a real important thing to think about how many people out there are living day to day and you didn't even realize you were living day to day until they shut the water off. We know a lot of people live day to day. They shut the money off with no warning. Think of me comments.

Major problems. And you had a bad view of what reality is. You thought it was okay to just kind of spend just a little bit more than you need to spend. Think about the waitresses at the comic stores. Think about the staff at the comic stores. For all those people that never did anything wrong and they lost all their income i feel for all of them but i think one

thing that can come out of this is that people understand that there's this is no logic real logic into stretching yourself out if you know now we didn't know before if you know now that it could all shut off some people are stretching themselves out there you know it, we didn't know before, if you know now, that it could all shut off. Some people are stretching themselves out. It's a good point, too, by the way. They're living with their means. What you just said is such an important point. How can you plan for that? Some people can't plan for it.

But if you know the government can shut you down like that, who's really going to invest? What does it do to confidence? Confidence is a huge thing. One of the great secrets of this country is we have a stable political atmosphere where you where you know you have the right to your private property you know there's due process all these things and when you have this kind of executive overreach where where a mayor can arbitrarily with a couple of health bureaucrats tack on an extra three

months and and then you've got a stimulus bill that doesn't have a fucking prayer of passing through the senate all of a sudden we go hey disaster could hit arbitrary politician could arbitrarily decide fuck it and shut down your business it's very difficult to plan for the future in that case we've never faced faced anything like this. That's not representative government. That's the problem. It's not. That doesn't represent the people. And if it does represent the people, I would make a real strong argument that those people are misinformed.

I would make the argument that those people are acting in fear when, look, if you're really truly concerned about your health, there's one of two things going on. Either there's some sort of an issue you have, a medical issue, or there's neglect. And I think we need to look at those accordingly as well. What is more difficult for us to accept? Is it more difficult for us to accept that a virus kills old people? Or is it more difficult to accept if it only kills people who smoke cigarettes?

Or only people who are overweight? or only people who are alcoholics? Do we feel less bad if those people die? Well, I think there's always an element. First of all, if you smoke, we know you have a much higher chance of getting cancer and a lot of other cancers. If you drink a lot, we know you have a much higher chance of getting cancers, dementia, a lot of other things. We know you have a much higher chance of getting cancers, dementia, a lot of other things. So we know that if you live on sugar and white flour, you have a higher chance of getting diabetes. There are lots of things you can do to really shorten your lifespan or create some misery in your body.

Right. If you look at the sheer numbers of how many people die from those things. But a lot of that comes down to personal responsibility. Yep. And let me say this that's really important. There is this very – I think you and I let me say this that's really important there is this very i think you and i were talking about this there's the people are terrified to say about any group or any person now that you are not where you should be because of you the narrative on the left the narrative on the left is you're not where you should be or you're down here because you have been victimized by a power structure you have never been given a chance and held down and so what that does is it takes

all owners of responsibility off of a particular group or a particular individual and the problem with that is that it is true that there could have been some there's there's oppression and suppression of certain groups and certain groups are marginalized. Absolutely. But to say that that's the only issue facing certain communities is not the truth and not helpful to that community. But Brian, that's just a symptom of people that had no real problems. People are designed to fix problems and to run away from danger. And when there's no real problem and no real danger, you find it. You're like like this is hate speech this is dangerous vibe people people were really using the term in 2019

violent speech that's right i talked to pearson about that on my podcast preposterous ideas for violence since this pandemic have you heard anything about the woke movement yeah they're ramping up again are they just starting to ramp up again yeah because now they're that's how you know we're getting out of it they're broke they they? They're just starting to ramp up again. Yeah, because now they're hungry. That's how you know we're getting out of it. They're broke. They're angry. They're just starting to ramp up again. That's how you know we're coming out of it. They're frustrated, man.

Everybody is. But here's the thing. Even the woke folks, I swear to God. Who are the woke folks? What is this? They think they write woke people. What is that? Well, you know, Team Freedom.

Oh, that's woke? Woke people. Oh, that's woke? No, it's different. I thought it was different social justice justice eddie you're not even listening to what i'm saying i'm joking around you know how they're like damn i thought was the other side this whole time you're joking okay okay no no you're not listening i'm saying you know how there's team freedom right okay well there's also team woke yeah i'm not

saying it's the same thing okay but what is woke though what do they believe in well they're social I'm saying you know how there's team freedom, right? Okay. Well, there's also team woke. Yeah But what is woke though? What do they believe? Well, there's social justice warriors even inclusiveness and diversity which center why I cancel culture There's also a wonderful way to say it and if you're not inclusive enough and not diverse enough, they will fucking hate The issue they I don't even think that's it issue. I really do think the issue is that, look, we have a power structure in this country. This country was founded on things like slavery and genocide. Yes, to an extent, there was a lot of slavery and genocide in this country. Did regular people have slaves or just rich people? I need you to calm your white bullshit. Slavery has been alive for-

I'm not enjoying your white bullshit. Your white apologist bullshit. But there's more to it. Whenever you simplify... I'm watching a commercial where the man's delivering barbecue to people who are wearing face masks. You can't simplify arguments. That's all I'm saying. You got to take into account a lot of other things.

We're also the longest standing democracy. Are we going to be allowed to go to a restaurant in Houston? Fuck yeah, you can. I can't wait, buddy. Yeah, you can go to restaurants in Texas. Salt Lake City, too. My buddy Adam Curry was telling me not last weekend, but the weekend before. Fuck.

They were already open. He sat down at a restaurant. I had a real sit-down meal. I can't wait. We can go to bars. We just got here on a wagon train fighting Indians. They're shooting arrows at us. We pull in, wipe our brow.

Shit's going to come rolling. Jamie, are bars opening in Texas In Houston I don't know But they're opening Columbus You wanna see a crazy picture Jamie put that picture up Fucking Wisconsin's great

Jamie sent me a picture Of Columbus Columbus Doesn't give a fuck Ohio doesn't give a fuck They have herd immunity already You know what You know what was nuts

Is Kat sent me this She goes I was at Huntington Beach today I go how was She goes There wasn't one mask And she sent me this. She goes, I was at Huntington Beach today. I go, how was it? She goes, there wasn't one mask? And she sent me a picture. Pat.

Dude. Pat. Is that right? I like Huntington. I might move to Huntington for real. Thoughts have to thought, okay? Yes. You know?

Players only love you when they're playing. People got to keep moving in this world. Look at that. Oh, look at that. That is not six feet. What the fuck? Hold on. And there's not a mask in sight.

That's how people are supposed to live. There you go. We should be celebrating all these not sick people out dancing. Yeah. What the fuck, folks? That looks fantastic. What the fuck? I hope.

The people that don't want us to go back there, I get it. I don't know my dad either. Okay? If I see you, I'll give you a hug. I don't know my dad.. Okay? If I see you, I'll give you a hug. I don't know my dad. We've got to let this go. We've got to move on. I don't know my dad either.

You can't make everybody depressed with you. I get it. We all lost. But guess what? We're going to die. All of us. 100% eventually. Nobody gets out of this alive.

100%. We're wasting years, man. We're wasting years, man. We're wasting years. It's basically like the metaphysical equivalent to like, you're running and a guy falls down and he scrapes his knee and you're like, come on, man. Get up. He doesn't want to get up. But you know what else I think?

God damn it. I don't know if I should just fucking abandon your ass and start running. Yeah, but hold on. Come on, man. Some people that are in favor of, like, who love this social distancing are people that just don't like people a lot of times, too. I think a lot of people that are into, man. Some people that are in favor of, who love this social distancing, are people that just don't like people a lot of times, too. Also, people that no one wants to fuck. That's a very important part of this equation.

That's huge. Very important. It's often ignored. Dude. It is, dude. It's true, right? It is. Oh, dude.

Are you kidding? That's 100% true. Those are the enemies right there. If you're born and you have a birth defect or something wrong with you or a tick or you don't look good, you have bad genes That's why we have to have compassion

for people that don't agree with you. You're saying you're beautiful? Is that what you're saying? I was talking about him. I was like, I feel bad for you. And he was like, well, if you were, damn it. Damn it, guys, I can. Fuck.

Here, let me show you some pictures of my dog. No, you're wearing an old man t-shirt under three layers now. He's got three layers. He put an extra layer where we weren't looking. He has a wife beater, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt on. Bro, we weren't looking, and he layered up. Are you camping right now? No, dude, I'm just wearing my cashmere sweater.

Do you ever go back and think about the time that you and I in 2012 went hunting with Rinella, Missouri Bricks. All the time. Stand-up comics.

Never been hunting. Hilarious. Haven't camped since I was in the fucking Boy Scouts and these kids from the inner city tried to...

I can hear him shivering. I can hear him shivering. I can hear him going... We're so cold. He's going... Dude, we're so cold he's going his teeth he's in the tent next to me and he goes

he goes we come out and I go hey and he goes camping blows it did blow you were shaking we were in Alaska

in the morning he was shaking so bad he was going like this he was talking he's hardy he won't fucking tell you but he's so scared he's going like this and he was shaking so much that his lips were going.

His big lips. He's got big fucking lips. Thick skin. His whole face was going. The reason I love those trips is we laughed so hard. We got to do another one. You know what was really great about that trip, particularly to Alaska? There was one day where it didn't rain

I'm not bullshitting And that one day Who was it? Was it Mike? One of the other guys that was working on the crew Figured out that you could burn Fritos And that Fritos were really flammable Very flammable

And that we used Fritos Because they burn They stay lit for a while. And we'd take little pieces of wood, and we made this little fire. Little pieces of wood. It was kind of wet. The wood was kind of wet. But we kept the Fritos going, and the wet wood would dry out as it would heat up.

And then it would dry out. Other pieces, we just did it real slow. He doesn't give a shit. Watch this. Yesterday, we were at Taron Tactical, and we're shooting. He's shooting. He's new. Did you do 80-20 left hand, right hand uh i uh yeah pretty much dude i have my secrets do you know what you're doing i have my shooting belief system don't worry about it we're

talking about 50 50 earlier yeah i was ignorant i'm doing 50 50 no no no come on you gotta be we're loose right hand is loose right hand is 20 30 70 so so brendan's like this and he's shooting he's like he's kind of missing somebody's like he doesn't give a fuck and then i go bub come over here so and we have the laser gun i go so when you're shooting with two eyes see the sight see the sight there and i'm trying to explain and he goes like this he goes i'm an idiot you're like john dick i know not even oh by the way somebody all these guys all these guys he's shooting he's not even a good tactical I'm like

fuck off he's a comedian you fucking piece of shit he's a nice guy bulletproof underwear fucking nice guy well everybody there

is a nice guy they have a great place yeah you know and Taron I'm very grateful to him you know teaching us

it's nice he's been great we can go there and teach you not just proper technique but proper safety and tell you about how the gun works and everything. I learned so much. His shot goes like this.

I go, so just look to the side. And he goes, cool. Now, do you think I'll care less about this way or less about the other way? How about when we timed him and he shot? How many plates was that? Six, seven plates in two seconds? No, bring it up. You can see it. He's so fast, it's weird

But it's not just fast Like stupid accurate Yeah, what takes me like 14 seconds Takes him five Well, that's why they came to him To train Keanu Reeves 10 o'clock, boys 10 o'clock

What are you doing? You leaving? I'm just telling you it's 10 o'clock Son of a bitch I know Someone's ready to bail Having a good old time here Four hours in

Four hours in Throw you know the bus sorry dude i think we finally need somebody on my equilibrium listen i'm just happy they're doing fights me too i'm happy we're watching right here we're watching baseball south korea baseball somewhere in the world so they just started up again yep no audience no fans they've been showing up beer pong the last couple nights this is ahole. This ain't a bad way to get started. ESPN is struggling for content. They are, but this ain't a... What the hell? Beer pong?

They're showing cornhole championships. Oh, no. That's throwing beanbags. That stupid beach thing? It's awful. Oh, God. Is that really all we can do? They need support so bad.

It's too dangerous, dude. What's that? What's that? You would think that there's too many things leaning in favor of open things up. Too many businesses. Because you're close. What's going on? I like those glasses.

One person in the middle. I get a piece of it. Some Brian Boswell glasses. How effective are, what tests actually are the most effective? Well, apparently the draw your blood. Elon was saying that that is the most comprehensive and then uh second place would be to detect an active virus they do the swab they go up into your nose like it's crazy it's like literally probably about five inches in your nose i can't do that that hurts you can do it i'm not doing you can

do it bitch i did it twice i'm telling you i bet you have one numb nostril you've been punched a bunch of times i have yeah so if you have one numb nostril just shove it in that bitch my right one is the go-to nostril from now on yeah the problem with sparring like i still do a little of it and you don't realize you're getting hit even if you're moving around with a pro because he's just tapping you. But then you feel it later. Yeah, your nose starts getting sore. Yeah, your head is, you know.

You know what's weird, man, when it hurts to eat? Oh, God, that's the worst. I don't do that shit. I've gotten caught in the jaw a couple times. I don't even spar that hard. You get that in jiu-jitsu too, right? Fuck that. Where it hurts to eat.

I'm getting delicate too. Ever? That's never happened to me. You're too good.jitsu too, right? Fuck that. Where it hurts to eat. I'm getting delicate too. Ever? That's never happened to me. You're too good. You gotta get caught in more precarious positions. No one's ever in this area, dude. This area is like, bitch. It's the DMZ.

Yeah, baby. Get out of there, bitch. You know how rare that is? The people get in this area. Hey, I wanted to ask you this. I wanted to make a point. I believe that. How's your back?

How's the lower back? You know what? They didn't inject my back with stem cells they don't do that uh they injected my knee and my shoulder and um so my back's the same but intravenous as well right no yeah yeah i don't i don't feel anything from that how long has it been i don't think i don't think that did anything maybe if it did it's something you don't really notice. But I do notice the shoulder. Because I got direct hits right into the shoulder and the knee.

And at first, the first couple months with my knee was weird. Because I had meniscus surgery. And I had all of a sudden these new pops and cracks all up in my knee. You have a relationship with your knee. You know which cracks. And you know it could spin and you know what I mean? But every now and then,

like new cracks would come up. Like, I don't know what's going on. I remember the doctor calling for a follow-up and I'm like, the shoulder's feeling all right. It was like at the three month mark. But my knee, I told him, there's all these weird new cracks in my knee.

I don't know what it is. So if the stem cells actually are working for the knee, that would mean that the meniscus was being rebuilt. So maybe the cracks, I told the doctor, maybe these cracks are like what's happening because it's in the middle of reconstruction. I don't know. I don't know. But it's cracking.

It's making these weird noises. I don't know what's going on. But now those cracks are gone and my knee feels a little better. Like maybe that shit really fucking works. It works. Because it fixed my shoulder. It does work. A thousand percent it fixed my, fuck yeah.

My shoulder feels great. You know my story. It fixed my shoulder for sure. I had a full length rotator cuff tear. It went away. Fuck. I got a second MRI. It was like eight months later.

You're the best guy in Santa Monica, right? He's very good. Dr. Ben Ruhi. He's amazing. Yeah. He later You're the best guy in Santa Monica right? He's very good Dr. Ben Ruhi He's amazing Yeah he's at Lifespan Medicine in Santa Monica I've been going to him forever He's incredible And he's also I think what's important with all these doctors

Is that this is an ever changing environment Like the technology The medical technology They're just constantly coming up with new and better techniques. Well, Aubrey Gray on your podcast said in five years we may have things that are – They all say that, though. I'll see you when I see it. We're hoping, Ryan.

I'm with you, man. I'm like, get on this shit. I keep hearing about these fucking asteroids. What about NAD or whatever that's called? Yes. I did that, too. Jamie and I have been doing – That was part of the treatment.

We've been doing NAD every week You have? Yep I do NAD every week And I do a IV bag Of vitamins every week How do you feel? Here?

At the studio? Yeah You do peptides? Yeah I do peptides too What do you do? What are peptides? I'm doing BBC 157

No You have a doctor And just hit you all at once? Yes What days? I do it different days. Where do you go? Right here.

They do it in the green room. They set up a thing, Concierge LA. They come in with a fucking hazmat suit. An NAD? We should do a fight companion. Get IV'd up and then talk while we're getting IV'd up. We should do the day after a fight of an IV. You'll feel better.

My body's only stuttered. If you did it while, it's such a distraction because the needle's in your arm. You're weirded out by it. No, but you're not watching fights. It's just like us getting IV'd and talking shit. NAD hurts. It hurts. A little bit.

Then you turn it down. I did that every day for five days. My goal is to get it under 10 minutes. I've got it down to 13 minutes. 13 minutes for a full bag. It doesn't feel good. You just feel like complete shit. Your stomach's in knots.

It feels like your guts are on fire. Why? It's so weird. You feel like the worst stomachache you've ever had in your life. Well, that's not good. But as soon as it's over, you feel great. Maybe just you, but not everybody. I did it five days straight.

Right, but how long was your IV? How long did it take? Dude, I did it for, man, I don't remember exactly, but it was maybe an hour. Yeah. When it's an hour, it's a lot easier. See, the idea is the quicker you open up the ramp, the valve on the IV, the more it hurts. So if you do an hour, the first time i did it was an hour it's like kind of mildly uncomfortable not that big a deal but i'm like how hard can you make it and i

go open it up all the way so the nurse opened it up all the way i was like oh my god where it hurts this is crazy it hurts like your guts man your guts where is it being shot into your chest everything feels weird everything your chest gets your chest gets real heavy. It's tough, man. So me, since I'm a moron, I decided I want to see how fast I can get that shit through my system. I want to feel the brunt of it, the full wake. I want to feel the worst it feels and just open it up. Why does it feel that way? I don't know, man. It has something to do with acids in your stomach.

It's so tough. It feels terrible. And you terrible and you feel better here's what's crazy the moment it's over the moment it's over it's gone and then you feel better you feel like the not and part of it you're like okay how much of this is i'm just feeling better because something sucked like when we were in montana i remember we went to that motel in Billings. We took a hot shower in that terrible motel. And then we went to eat afterwards. It was the best shower ever. A regular shower.

And you've always said this. You and I have had shower conversations so many times. We've never taken showers together. No, no, no. I didn't mean that. But I mean where you're talking about perspective. You said this once. You're like, imagine if there was no showers. you couldn't take a hot shower you take a hot shower

for granted but there was no river hot shower oh yeah we got in the river we got down in a frigid river yeah imagine kings in the 1300s like for them to have the ability to have a hot shower like we do for like 30 minutes i could stay in my shower for 30 minutes easy. That hot water lasts forever. They didn't have that shit. They didn't have 30 minutes. Kings didn't even have that shit. No. They had in Rome these crazy bathhouses though, man.

It's really interesting. Want some whiskey, B? I'm good. You're taking one? You're getting ready to leave? Boys, this is the first thing we've done since the lockdown. Do you understand this? We have a fight every week.

It's been awesome. I'll do it every week. We can have fun. Every week. It's been awesome. I'll do it every week. We can have fun. Every week. We can stay together. We should do a hunt. We should all move to Texas. I'll do it.

Houston. Yeah, if Californians start doing shit. Hey, do you guys have a good time? Houston stuff. A good time in Houston as far as comedy goes? Is it extra special in Houston? Texas rocks. San Antonio's probably the best.

For me, Houston is the first place I ever recorded an album So it's extra special Totally dude For me and Sam when we go out there Those are our best nights Houston for a bunch of personal reasons Houston for a bunch of personal reasons It's important to me

And also that that was the club Where I first really started popping on the road Was the club where Kennison used to work out of And Bill Hicks used to work out of and and and and bill hicks used to work out of and i met your lady there too yeah it says it was a thing where i was there and i realized that i had just missed this era where like in the 80s that that place was the shit yeah like people were going to houston to learn to do stand up in that outlaw way you know how many guys came from there?

Carla Bow, Jimmy Pineapple, all those guys that traveled around with Kinnison. I think they were all from that. I don't know if Carla Bow was from Houston, but he definitely performed there. There was a lot of guys that were out of that place. It was a different vibe. It was a wild vibe. I've had good times in Houston. But then that one club went under.

It was so crazy. You watch one club went under it was so crazy you watch one club go under and then the whole system falls apart and then there's a houston improv which is really good great i know you guys are there but the thing is like you need a bunch of local clubs to build talent if you want to have local local talent you can't have one club you can't dominate if you want to keep your own it's a it's a crazy view but it's contrary to a business people think but the only way to operate a comedy club successfully is to help all the other comedy clubs because you want talent you want a lot of talent and if you only make it so that your club succeeds you're going to have a limited amount of talent

you're going to have a tyrannical reign over that talent, and it's going to suppress their creativity. And contrary to the way you're thinking you're going to do this, it's going to actually hurt you and hurt your business. I think as far as Texas goes, my favorite place to perform is San Antonio. As far as cities, San Antonio is a piece. San Antonio's got great fucking costs. You stay at the Emma Hotel, you San Antonio Club there. It's ridiculous.

Listen, I love all. Cap City's got something to say, too. Cap City's amazing, but I love all of Texas. I love Houston. I love Dallas. I love Austin. I would live in all those places. The thing about Austin is Austin is like, it's a nice combination of cowboy and hippie.

Yeah, man. You know how crazy is it? Hipsters now You know what's crazy Is that it's Slowly becoming Like Kind of Like Cool to be Like

Do you want to live in Texas 500,000 Californians Little by little Last year Half a million What Half a million

Californians moved to Texas Last year But the Texans are right When they say Hey You're going to come over here and fuck this place up with the same stupid voting.

They're right. They're right. I don't blame Texas. A lot of people are saying that's happening in Nevada. I don't blame Texas. You know, California is like

a lot of Californians moved to Nevada. Nevada's right there. People just drive there with their shit in the backseat and like, let's try again. So easy.

People are like, leave in California. It's like a thing to talk about it's gonna be like a meme such an expensive place to be in they fucked up because they also

let us know that we could do everything like through zoom and you know we could do everything through that's what's crazy

we could do everything through it's an illusion that we have to be in LA no it's an illusion it's an illusion the only thing

that keeps me in that we all got caught up in there's two things that keep me here you guys keep me here and the store keeps me here is that we all got caught up in it. There's two things that keep me here. I can't stand up here. You guys keep me here. Yes.

And the store keeps me here. Yes, my friend. That's it. That's true, right? But if you guys wanted to move somewhere else and we wanted to do comedy somewhere else, we could do it. I would go. We could get a compound and live near each other.

We could bring other people in. We could literally start a comedy club. We could invest in a current comedy club and help them. We could bring in- Or start a new one. We could bring in our friends and give them a giant chunk of the money and just try to stimulate the business. Not even worry about us making money from the comedy club,

but worry about promoting comedy in this new place. That wouldn't be hard to do. I've got to get my beak wet. At all. If all we wanted to do was break even. That's a great idea. If we just made a decision, like here's what we're going to do. We're going to move to a town and we're going to make a comedy club, but it's a fucking shitty business model.

The business model is we just want to break even. We don't want to make any money. It's like, yeah. We want to engage. It's a comedy store. The OR, like a rough. In a lot of ways. In a lot of ways.

Engage the audience. Engage the comics. Get everybody. Like, look, we've got a community here. audience like engage the comics like get everybody like look we got a community here we're going to do this for the art forum because this is how without wendy from the comedy works denver wouldn't have a scene that lady's amazing that's why i did my comedy central special there in 2014 i'm like i want to honor this lady like this club is like the reason why denver has a scene sometimes it does come down to one person man it does Yes, it does. But it can come down to us.

I would do it a lot. We could go somewhere. What about your kids' school friends? Listen, man. I'm ready to start moving. They're young. Fuck LA. Kids aren't that young.

Kids are cool everywhere, man. Kids are cool everywhere. Yeah, kids are the same. And there's a little bit of good about learning from the adversity of moving. A lot cooler in Texas. As long as you get love. Look, people are nicer in Texas, too. That's another thing another thing i mean i hate stereotyping because they're not all nicer but they're very polite there there's there's there's some benefits to not having people tell

you what to do that's that's the problem that we're all experiencing right now and this is the real issue the benefits of people not telling you what to do are giant it's the only way you get anything done because otherwise your resources are dedicated to dealing with this one person that's suppressing your freedom of speech or suppressing the way you live your life or stopping you from going to work because you have to wear a fucking mask and you can't be that close to people and you're losing your business. Come down to Venice or Santa Monica or those areas and take a look at the homeless situation. How about Brentwood, the tent? It's crazy. Jamie, see me talking about that tent set up. Woodland Hills underneath the bridge is not as bad.

Six feet apart. They've got to start separating the homeless. Brentwood did. Brentwood did. Bro, this is so crazy. Brentwood by the VA center. They set up these outdoor camps that are socially distanced. So you have the camps where people are willing in the inside to follow the rules.

And then just outside is other tents of just regular homeless folk. They're like, fuck your rules. There's my friend Willie. He's homeless too. I'm going to hang out over here. He's in there. What about washing their hands? Whatever, bitch.

They set up stations for that. They've actually set up the city.. They've actually set the city. They've got to focus on that. No, a judge in LA just ordered, and that's why a lot of the homeless are off the street right now. He just ordered that these homeless encampments have to be taken down

and they have to be put into, it's Operation Turnkey. Bro, they've been smoking meth with light bulbs. I see that shit. I see the homeless every day. I drive into downtown. They didn't do nothing about the homeless. They're fucking everywhere in the same spot.

But they just did in the past week, I think. No, I see them all the goddamn every day. I think with homeless people and diseases, I think it's a lot like MMA fighters who are sluggers. If you see them when they're in their prime, you say, well, it looks like it's working out. If they're dudes who just go face first, wade into like, it seems like it's working out. It seems like it's fine.

Go find that homeless person five years later when their tent has a bunch of holes in it and the heroin's starting to eat away their liver. Disaster. Yeah, find that person then. Find them then. Yeah. All right, boys, I gotta go. I love you guys.

You hate us. No, I don't. yeah alright boys I gotta go I love you guys you hate us no I don't listen

I was worried I felt like this show like I drank water after I was in the desert I know dude like I feel like can we do another one next week

yes we can keep doing them let's just do them every week this is what we do now this is who we are it's what we do why not

what else is there to do and it's fun and also if we weren't even really good friends imagine imagine someone trying to recreate this this fucking stupidity but i like it's not a bad idea it's not a bad idea and i think the place to do it would be in a place like texas you know you just you have to do it in a place where the business rules are good, and you do it with a good ethic.

The ethic is like setting up a place like the old Laugh Stop. You guys didn't really work the old Laugh Stop in River Oaks, but the old Laugh Stop was a magical place. And you would be on stage, and they had one room that was like the, I guess, their main room, and then they had a side room by the bar that they would do an open mic night that would go on until like 2 o'clock in the morning sometimes. It was amazing. It was a real community, man.

It was run by one crazy dude who was like part owner. There was a lot of nonsense attached to it. Yeah, but that could be nonsense. That's always how it is when you're creating good comedy. You don't get good comedy out of people with rational perspectives. You need misfits. We're all misfits. Misfits.

Come on, man. Misfits. I tried to get a bunch of comics involved in this thing I was trying to do. None of them showed up. Political comedy was easy when George W. Bush was president. Oh, man. That was easy. But you guys understand, if we just decided to up and move to like Austin together, no bullshit.

If we just decided to do that, we could ignite a community. That's not bullshit. We could bring, there's a lot of comics from LA that don't want to be here anymore. They're tired of this. They're tired of giving up a giant chunk of their money in taxes. All these draconian laws that you can't go outside your house without a mask on or you risk a ticket. When are you going to lift this?

When is this over? Are you sure? You know what the fuck you're doing? There's a lot of people that feel that way. A lot of people. I was in that line at Whole Foods. Not that many. Not that many.

80% of the people at the airport, you didn't have to wear a face mask at the airport. No, you do. 80%. You do have to wear a mask at the airport. No, I didn't want to wear it on a plane. You don't have to wear it on a plane. You have to wear it in the airport. No, I didn't. I was mask at the airport no you do 80 you have to wear a mask at the airport no i don't want to wear it on a plane no you don't have to wear a plane you have to wear it in the airport no not i didn't i was i was just at the airport i went to jacksonville yeah but it doesn't la is i didn't have to wear shit no one told me i never wore one good for you i don't know man so the point of that was 80 of the people you didn't have to wear one trust me no one ever

said anything to me i sat the two next to a couple on the plane they're like 23 year old they're a nice couple they had their masks on the whole god damn time I didn't I'm like it's not mandatory

I ain't wearing no god damn diaper if it ain't mandatory I find it so claustrophobic are you kidding me if it ain't mandatory I ain't wearing one you know with all this nonsense that's going on

how everything just got real haywire and the world's not what it used to be just a few months ago, for us to be able to get together and just talk shit. I know. Just get fucked up and talk shit. And a shout out to Eddie, though. It's one of my favorite things. If Eddie had said three months ago, if Eddie had said five months ago, if he was like, bro, I'm telling you right now, fucking'm telling you right now you need to open for him

impressions are worse than him i'm pretty good dude they're gonna make us stand six feet apart and cover our mouths bro i know we've been like eddie's crazy crazy he's going to get about flat earth and they're going to be tracing us on our phones it's worse than flatter why would it be like we're going to sign up for it and they're people are going to let dudes microchip them because they want to work at the shipping factory and people are gonna embrace the bill gates vaccine they can't wait for it for something that kills 80 year olds i can't wait for this vaccine it's my favorite kills 80 year olds does that make sense it's my favorite part why are we even talking about a vaccine right now i mean why is that even the guy yells out bill gates is the

devil he's gonna pull and all these people like we want to open up california she said honeymoon beach was packed bro it's gonna get mad it was packed i drove up to malibu uh yesterday i mean it's gonna get real bad all all over malibu we're done we're all done let's go over yeah you know the thing i'm just scared that they got something that they... Man, it's so political, man. They're holding on to this lockdown for a reason. You think they're doing it for our health?

Come on. You think this is about our health? They're going to weaken us and then they're going to drop in Bin Laden's son. You think this is about our health? They care about our health? Guys, I got to get my test done. I love you guys. I love you guys.

All right, listen. We made it happen. Good night. Thank you. Thank you for my nice... I love you guys. I love you guys. All right, listen, we made it happen. Good night. Thank you. Thank you for my nice listening. It felt really good. It felt really good

to do this, boys. Oh, sure, yeah. We definitely went. We went nine hours. Yeah, we went too long. Tom Pappas, you're doing great. Available. Oh, look at that.

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