The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 28, 2017

Episode Date: May 28, 2017

Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen to watch the fights on May 28, 2017.

I like these two. Five, four, three, two, uno. Yes! Hey, everybody. I'm still out of breath. Yeah. Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen were engaged in some shenanigans. Sunday roughhouse.

Sunday roughhouse. I was trying to chill. I was poking the bear. I had too much coffee, and I went into his face, and then he decided to chase me. I'll be on my Instagram story if you want to watch a couple tap outs. Yeah, that was not right. You had a tap? Well, I got a fucking huge rug burn on my fucking forehead now.

That's what I'm proud of. Well, that's what happens. What kind of shit fucking production is this? Look at this. Who's running the cameras over there in England? They showed Niner in the background. They're lifting up the fucking curtain that's covering the monitors. Whoever did that sucks.

This is what happens. And the UFC got rid of all the old guys. Now you got new guys over there in England, too. Or wherever the fuck they are. You still soccer. Stockholm. Yeah. So Eddie Bravo can't be't be here folks because he's on the other side Of the world The flat world for him

That shit is ironic The flat world I don't think he necessarily says the earth is flat He's never necessarily said it He just says things like I don't know Bro take a look at it When you look into it I'm not saying it's round I'm not saying it's round.

I'm not saying it's flat. What's amazing, though, is the angry flat earth people, when you even post something like that. Oh, my God. They get so mad. But don't you think you're being trolled for the most part? No. Really? I think people are that fucking stupid.

I think there's a bunch of meth babies out there. I think there's a bunch of dummies who were eating nothing but sugar and they had kids and these kids are stupid as fuck. That's fair. It might be true. It's fair. I think there's like a few trolling but in general the mass of those morons

they believe it. Well a lot of people just don't have any idea of any kind of tradition of where we came to these conclusions so they think that history is starting right now with them. Yeah. Well, you know what I mean? There's a lot of laziness. Yeah.

There's a lot. And there's also a lot of confirmation bias. They have these ideas in their head and they don't look into them. They're just not interested in like really getting into it. Well, you know, like listening to that, that debate with Michael Shermer and Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock, like if you listen to scientists and smart people they're very careful about what they say because they get called out on it sure you know what i mean and arriving at real conclusions is something they tend to avoid they'll just have these big discussions and kind of approximate what

probably happened yeah and even in that discussion you got to see people that got into trouble for saying something didn't happen. And so then as Randall started unveiling more evidence and Graham started unveiling more evidence, it was one of those things where everybody kind of had to back up and go, okay, well, you can't say it didn't happen because of all this stuff that we know did happen now. And so it's very complicated when you start saying you know things and when you know almost nothing about science and space and astrophysics and all the different shit that

you need to know to understand satellites and ice walls well how about the way how about the way our mind works like the tobolski what's his name who i just listened to your podcast robert so i listened a couple of his lectures back in the day on on.com. Like when he was talking about all the variables that lend themselves to how your brain works and who you are. Good luck getting to a conclusion. He's a staunch determinism believer. Well, not even. I shouldn't say a believer because he's a scientist. But what he's trying to establish with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you.

Biological variables, right? Biological variables. Cultural. Genetic variables. with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you biological biological variables genetic variables variables in terms of like what genes are turned on by stress when your mother's uh has you in the womb yeah there's so much shit that goes into you being a person and so you know what he's saying is like when we look back on today and we look back at people being punished for certain things that they did and being imprisoned We're gonna think it's absolutely barbaric. He's like when when real neurologists Firmly established the actual science behind human behavior me meaning that we don't really have free will we're Our behavior is dictated by our biology and our machine John right? Yeah I mean there's well be some will right because like why else are there?

inspirational memes that strippers put on their Instagram page? There's got to be some reason why they're trying to rise above. More than they're trying to rise above. They're trying. And you can get inspired, right? Yes. But you see, this is where the free will argument kind of hits a bump in the road because you can get inspired by shit and when you do and get inspired by shit it can improve your life like for how long though right yeah well it depends it makes some changes

what's that old expression is that inspiration is like bathing it's effective but you need to do it daily yeah yeah or how about the fact that punishment first time i've ever heard that yeah gotta read a little bit every now and then punishment doesn't Does some rings that's not I mean, that's some old-school shit. I just found my tattoo. I'm getting that as a tattoo On my dong that's a bold move guys tattoo their dicks For a day ever would you like what would you do? Would you tattoo your dick black? Just all black. Just a black band.

Half black. You know how some people do that? They get, like, their whole arm black. That's a weird move. I wonder, I thought it was because they messed up, and they're like, God, I better just cover everything, go black. But no. No.

For some people, they do do it for that, and some people do it because they just want their whole arm to be black. Yeah. Some people, bands can look good, and then there are people that just get random shit, like a Cadillac, you know what I mean? Or a doll. Well, how about Travis Barker? He's got everything.

You name it, he's got it. He's like, oh, yeah, I got that tattoo. Just a doodle pad. He's got a tattoo, a Cadillac tattoo on his neck. Cadillac sign on his throat. He has a guy, I think his guy's cartoon, or I forget the guy's name, but he'll have two of them work on him at the same time.

Jesus Christ. Both on his back back just doing work. Dude's like that run out of canvas. He's kind of running out of canvas. Yeah, that stings his face. I didn't know his whole head is done. Jesus. Top of his whole head is done.

He's had a lot of those tattoos, but remember he got in that plane crash and he had third degree burns all over his body. Oh, yeah. I remember he got a lot of them after that. Wow. Yeah, he covered kind of that bullshit up. Yeah, that was a fucking crazy insane man. He survives that guy DJ am and then the guy kills himself afterwards Yeah, he was really fucked up right at drugs

Yeah drugs, but he was a little fine before then and then goes in the hospital and then you know You're on the medication then they relapse. Yep I know I know a woman who got injured like that and then she was they put her on morphine and she has to basically Battle a morphine addiction the rest of her life. Yeah, she said I will always be addicted to opiates I'll always want we don't have to be but yeah, well, no I'm saying she's got that urge all the time, you know Well, you got that urge when you had your nose fixed, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't issue but you know, what's it like? You just want them all the time. Like what's it like uh you just want them all the time like what is it like when you say you want them like what's the feeling like

like the same feeling as like uh i don't like if you crave something like you're constantly craving they're like god i'm i'm good right now i'd be so much better if i had an oxycontin you know wow yeah like this or we'd be going out like it's gonna be fun it'd be so much fun if i said one oxycontin though Wow, and they just start doing they seen her like damn I'm doing this for everything You were just oxy enough. I'm not non-stop Wow, and they're so easy to get Jesus Christ, so no one ever questioned you when you wanted to get a refill or anything like that No, because the doctor was like hey, I'm hip. I'm cool. Here's like

300 you know like a shitload. Yeah yeah he liked you because you're a ufc guy yeah we were boys yeah oh boy here you go to mine 300 this day yeah jesus christ did you ever tell him hey fuck face you kind of turn me into an addict no i kind of blame myself yeah well that's good that's healthy well that was like smashing machine when they went to went to do that thing on Mark Kerr. Oh, yeah. They didn't expect. I know the guys that made it. They didn't know it was going to take that turn.

Well, they went to get him like right when the water went over the top. Like right when he crested over the top. That's the documentary on Mark Kerr? Yeah. I've never seen it. It's really good. It's insane. It's really good.

Because they went to document the greatest fighter on earth. Because Kerr was this just juice machine. How long ago was this made? Shit, man. Early 2000s? Yeah, that makes sense. So Mark wrestled at 188. That makes sense.

It was actually, I think it might have been, because I remember you and I talking to him in 1997. And he was 260. He had just kneed that ranger in the face. Yeah, ranger stot. Yep. And then I said, you wrestled at 188? He said, yeah. I said, what are you weighing?

He goes, 260. Put a little Miracle-Gro in my cereal every morning. And I was like, god damn. Steroids look good on him. Steroids look very good on him. Oh, they looked amazing on him. Yep. He's gay, too, or no?

Is that accusation? Well. I don't know. I hope so. All I know is I hope so. A wonderful man. A really nice man. I hope he's gay. What's going on here? So who

are these gentlemen? The guy with the writing on his arm. Herman. 430 right now. Hermanson and Nicholson in the 428, 427, 426, 425 in round one if you want to sync up. You look at the fighters on this card and it's a fucking good luck with this spelling. Look at him back then.

Look at that. Jesus Christ. Look at those shoulders. Those delts. He was so big. Oh my God. He'd wear American flag shorts that looked just amazing. Yeah, he was... They called him the specimen,

right? Well, they started out calling him the specimen, then they started calling him the smashing machine. When he fought... I forget who he fought. Oh, Dan Bobish. Dan Bobish. He got Dan Bobish down, and he submitted him by shoving his chin in his eyeball.

He put his chin in his eye socket and just grabbed the back of his neck and just fucking forced his chin into his eyeball. is that the biggest meathead move of all time all time it's up there it's a great official meathead move I mean I know it's a move for sure it's some meathead shit but it's a move beam is it more of a meathead move than the can opener cuz he submitted a guy with a can opener too I feel like the can opens a little more technical he jacks some dudes neck with a can over how is it more technical you just he submitted a guy with a can opener, too. I feel like the can opener's a little more technical. He jacked some dude's neck with a can opener.

How is it more technical? You're just pulling on a guy's head. Yeah, but you've got to get there in position. I mean, if you're just staring like, fuck it. Chin to eyeball? Chin to eyeball. There's no technique. Exactly.

My son would do that right now. That's actually more technical than a can opener. Is it, or is it more barbaric? It's more barbaric, for sure. But I mean, I guess that would be, well, this fight's over. I guess, dude, Jack and Muhammad. Jack and Muhammad. I guess the big issue with 12 to 6 eyeballs would be if a guy was down and you eyeballed him right into the eyeball.

Yeah, this is more like a steamroll approach where it's just real slow pressure. Just smush. It bothers me that I can't do that to a man. are we looking at up there jim oh i'm sorry i thought you thought you're showing us something i'm gonna work on that technique you couldn't do that to a man is that what you're saying i mean you know i i just kind of could a smaller guy i'm fresh off my wound i my head still hurts from you fucking hurting josh martin on the ground and stuck your chin in his eyeball i think you could submit him. Yeah, there are guys

I could do that to. I don't know who that is. I don't know either, but I'll say yes. He's a comedian. Yeah, there are certain comedians I could do that to. Yeah, I feel like you could do that.

It's all a pecking order, isn't it? Jay Davis might give you a hard time. Remember when Valentin's overage brother, remember when he got the can opener on Ray Cepho?

You remember that? Yeah. Super old school.epho? You remember that? Yeah. Super old school. Did he submit him with that? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. But I'm pretty sure it was out of sight control. Valentin Overeem submitted Randy Couture with a guillotine.

Old school, man. Old school. Yeah. He just didn't have it like the Reem. No. Well, he would fall apart when the bombs started dropping. When the going got tough, he's like, you know what? Fuck this.

Check, please. Check, please. When you're Ray Cepho, he's like, you know what, fuck this. Check, please. When you're Ray Cifo, who didn't, he was more of a striker, wasn't he? Oh, yeah. To say the least. Yeah, so for him, I guess, getting caught in a can opener just as a function of just, like, you wouldn't get a high-level jiu-jitsu guy

in a can opener, would you, or would you? No. I mean, there's certain situations, but I highly doubt it. A super gorilla like Mark Kerr could get a good black belt in one if like he just could the guy just Could not get out is the exhaust. Yeah, and if mark gets a hold of your neck like he just can't rip your ligaments apart Your tendons and like back then he was so gorilla strong. I mean it didn't even make any sense

Yeah, he was so stupid strong and you're not used to like if it caught you off guard like I had brought Waterman Ron Waterman take literally take my face and smash it between his tits and i have to tap out yeah you know do you know how big ron waterman is huge bring up ron he's jack she's all tan literally took his tits when was this smashed my face cro cop fucked him up that was one of the soccer kicked him in the face yeah that was one of the first, like, Crow Cop becoming Crow Cop fights. When Crow Cop started learning takedown defense, motherfuckers got terrified. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I basically titty fucked him with my nose and I tapped out. Oh, no. Do you know what's funny is when you see what happened? It was so embarrassing. And Shane goes, Shane Carman, it's just three of us in the room. And Shane Carman goes, damn. Damn, man.

And I go, have you ever tapped that? He goes, uh-uh, not like that. Not like that. You're looking for some kind of camaraderie? And there was just dead silence and I was just this pussy of the day.

Maybe come back next week. Do you know what's funny is when guys who've never had any combat experience, especially with wrestling, get caught up with a guy who has experience. So Dove had never had any wrestling, and he grabbed onto Mayhem Miller. Oh, Jesus. And Jason was kind of showing him.

It's like we're all on a wood floor. And Jason started showing him just a couple of things where Dove was grabbing him. And Dove was so kind of – and he's boxed, so he knows the difference with striking. But he called me up the next day and he said, it's very difficult for me to get my head around this. I said, what? He said, to be that dominated by another man that easily and to realize that I could just be. Does Dove have a mirror in his house? No, no, no, no, no.

Does he ever take off his clothes and look in the mirror? He knows better. He knows better. But he's not a bad boxer for an actor or a comedian. He knows better. Mayhem Miller, though. Yeah. For doing black belts.

Does he ever look at his arms and be honest about what's going on, though? Dove will punch you in the face. Dove is a good boxer. Good luck with that. He spars a lot. Good luck with that. Dove is not a bad boxer for an actor at all. Mayhem Miller, especially at his prime, Mayhem was a monster.

Mayhem was a bad motherfucker. Oh, my God. Legit bad. I really feel like Mayhem just took too much punishment in his career. And I think he also has some obvious mental health issues and demons. I think it's more to that, brother. Yeah. A rough, rough upbringing.

I just think, you know. I like Mayhem. He's a good dude. He's such a good dude. All those weird, you know, things you can't control. I think all that accumulated on him. A hundred percent. Plus brain trauma, maybe.

A hundred percent brain trauma, man. That Bisping fight was a motherfucker, dude. Bisping beat the shit out of him. It was before that, though. Because going into that fight, like, that wasn't, I've never seen mayhem fight like that before he even took a punch i was like what the fuck is he doing well that was a big fight for him because that was one of the first fights we had a lot to lose because he was on the ultimate fighter he's coaching against bisping on the ultimate fighter hey man see if you could pull up mark car submitting dan bobish with a chin

to the eyeball i'd love to see that i was there for that one were you yeah That was like 97 that was the early days of the UFC and I remember thinking oh shit Do you remember that dude when when they would have it in a parking lot somewhere? And I would always come with you and we just sit there, and it was just such a different well. We were in Louisiana once you me and Ricky rocket and Eddie Bravo Yeah, Ricky rocket was taken to ricky ricky rocket's like a legit black belt under machado's legit black belt like rolls he's very good and uh i know you're like skeptical hippo face no i'm listening um but uh we were all in like fox somewhere in louisiana or some shit right where the hell were we bat Baton Rouge, maybe? Baton Rouge, I think it was.

Something like that. I remember just meeting you at the airport and just like, let's go. And I would just be walking around with these guys. We were children. Wrestlers. You guys were just fans at the time. You weren't working. I was working.

I was doing the post-fight interviews. Joe and I one time. 97. God damn, Joe. Yeah, dude. I've been 20 years in the game. You made the game for a minute. Dude, Joe and I. A fucking minute. seven god damn yeah dude i've been like 20 years in the game dude joe and i i remember you and i

walking like i like little school boys randy couture was sitting there being interviewed i remember this so well and you and i kind of addled up we kind of like stood at a little bit of a distance and just stared at him and of course you know me i was like i was like look at his shoulders he doesn't look that big his arms his leg look at his leg he had a bulb on his knees his leg isn't that big and we're just like

looking at what a badass he was just a year this body forged his spirit you guys aren't around next weekend are you

for this I am I leave Sunday night Sunday you're around Saturday night for Australia so Saturday night we could do a fight

companion for this that's a big fucking card. Max Holloway. Oh, no, no, no. You know what? I'm going to be in that. What is that? Because I'm going to be in Irvine June 8th.

Oh, I'll be here. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Irvine June 8th, 9th, and 10th, everybody. Come see me. This is a legit fight. Oh, my God.

Is it a legit fight? Max Holloway has a legit chance. I think Max wins. You think so? Really? Yeah, I like Max in this fight. Wow. I think Max wins. You think so? Really? Yeah, I like Max in this fight. Wow. I don't like that.

You know, I don't know why he's not getting more respect. I don't get it. Yeah. He's a fucking killer. I think he's getting a ton of respect. You don't think Max gets a lot of respect? Not like he should. Or the press.

I like the fact that he's willing to fight him in fucking Rio, too, man. Max doesn't care. He doesn't give a fuck. Talk about just an incredible champion, though, Aldo. Well, you know what, man? Aldo's legacy in his reign is always going to be tarnished by that 13 seconds against McGregor, which is so crazy. Ain't that a bitch? Because you take away that fight, and he's got one brutal war with Chad Mendes where he got rocked and stunned, which is a tough fight.

Talking about part two? Yeah, the second one. Might be one of the best fights of all time. Great fight. And then those are like the only hard moments he's had inside the octagon, really, other than like maybe round five against Ricardo Lamas. Remember, Lamas had him down and was doing a little bit of ground and pound in the fifth round. But that was like Aldo was too drained making that weight.

But he's smaller now you know he generally looks smaller he definitely uh chose to slim down you know because yeah because he he was had unbelievably brutal weight cuts early in his career he was just too big for the weight class and so he just chose to uh slim his body down your boy uh vitor fights nate Marquardt on that card. And that's his last fight in the UFC. And then he says he's going to go elsewhere. Time for the return of TRT. I can't wait.

He's going to Japan, son. And just Godzilla Vitor. He's going to go to Japan and fight super heavyweight. He's going to get like 240 again. I celebrate that. And just tapping everyone with his chin in the fucking eyes. You can't find the chin in the eyeball thing? Damn it.

Can you find it? Mark Curran. I think it was in UFC 14, which would be on Fight Pass, which I'm signing up for to get. Oh, okay. Beautiful. Yeah, man. I like to see Vitor come back and...

Juice to the gills. Juice to the gills. Him versus Crow Cop, heavyweight. Yeah man I'd like to see Vitor come back And Juice to the gills Him vs. Crow Cop Heavyweight Rising Sign me up What's going on at Rising Is like it's all on the table

You know This is not It's no funny business This is all on the table What's up man Do what you gotta do Everything's good Just for recovery bro

Just working for recovery You need recovery It's important You need recovery You need yellow eyeballs. Remember when Ben Johnson won the Olympics and his eyeballs were yellow because his liver was processing so much steroids? Oh my God. Oh my God.

I don't know. The whites of his eyes were yellow. What? Really? All yellow. This was Ben Johnson this winter? Goddamn X-Men. Ben Johnson, the one who won the gold medal and was the first real publicly shamed steroid

user. Do you remember how fast, how he pulled away from Carl Lewis and everybody just yeah? Well, do you remember what he looked like by the way Carl Lewis was on steroids to correct all of them were his Ben Johnson just better well he just went too much. He took it to the Simpson yeah, just I mean I don't know what Carl Lewis was on But I do know Carl Lewis tested positive for quite a few things. When I started researching the history of doping, when I had Victor Conte on from the Balco scandal. The ultimate snitch. Yeah, the ultimate super snitch.

He's the super snitch. Of all time. And then talking to Lance Armstrong and understanding. I watched maybe five or six documentaries on drugs and sports. You you basically got your master's if you watch that many documentaries. That's what I feel like. I don't even think I got my college degree. I'll watch three of them and be like, I got this. I got a master's.

What I did take out of it was that, according to Victor Conte, all of the track and field athletes are dirty. It's more prevalent in track and field than anything, right? Wade Lifting, track and field, 100%. What he was saying essentially was that what Ben Johnson did was get caught, but there was a lot of people that do it. Not only were they doing it, but it was coordinated by coaches. It was part of the game.

And I say this all the time. I think it's just part of professional sports. It really is. I'm not saying your favorite guy is doing it, but the odds are there's a lot of these guys that you see on TV are doing it. Do you guys think that there's steroids in boxing? Oh, for sure. That's a serious question.

Don't you understand that Shannon Briggs just got pulled out of his world title fight for testing positive for elevated testosterone? I'm not saying anybody's doing it, but I watched the Kell Brook-Earl Spence fight. Great fight, by the way. Amazing fight. Amazing fighter. Spence, on an athlete, new world champ.

That's right, dog. Yeah. That's right. On an athlete, new world champ. That was a tough fight for him, too, to go down there in his domain. And he got kind of boxed up for the first few rounds. I didn't have a win in those first, when they brought up the scorecard, I'm like, God, I disagree.

I feel like Brook is doing work. Well, I agreed with, what's his face? Steve Farwood. Is that his name? Steve Farhood? Farwood? I know what you're talking about. That brought up the...

He's the Harold Letterman of Showtime. Yeah, yeah. A lot better, though. You think he's a lot better? A lot of Kim better, yeah. Harold Letterman's like, all right, everybody, here we go. You know, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

I like the voice. It's not a bad impression. It's so intense. I'm actually pretty good. It's so intense. I've acted pretty good. It's so intense. That's a really good impression of him. But that fight was great. I had Kell Brook right in there.

That round seven, he was still doing work, I thought. A round or two away, at least. And then Spence just put it on him. Those body shots were ruthless. And his endurance is incredible. My favorite part is if you go back and listen carefully to the corners, they both had the same game plan.

All right, we just got to get him past the 10th round, and then we're going to put it on him. Then you go to the other corner, let's just get past the 10, and then it's all you, baby. Yeah. And they're both saying the same thing. Well, Kell Brook thought that Spence was just not experienced enough and didn't have it because he'd been knocking everybody out. He's only done 10 rounders.

Yeah. And his corner felt like Kell Brook caught too much weight. It's the same thing. It's ten rounder. Yeah, and his corner fell like Kell Brook cut too much weight Yeah, yeah, so they're like look this guy fucking out of Golovkin at 160 like he's gonna be struggling here. Yeah, it's interesting Very interesting amazing fight now more than telep who's the boy fighting the man? Yeah, that's a really nor Dean Taleb is a badass fucking striker. I do not know this gentleman, but he looks dangerous He looks like a dude will fresh up. He looks like he's 18 years old here it is yes wait a minute this is not this is not the fight this is a different fight because that is not oh my god dan boebish look at the size of him jesus christ that's crazy that's so terrifying that's natural

dan boebish is the guy yeah dan boebish I forget who that guy is. That guy's a karate guy, though. He's wearing a karate gi. He fucked up. Yeah, that guy got super smashed. Jeez, this dude's jacked. Is that Moti Horenstein? Ah, damn, how good is my fucking UFC memory? Very good.

This kid looks like... I'm pulling out Krav Maga guys from 1977. Have you seen this? The 35-year-old fighting a 19-year-old here? What's going on here? It's two different weight classes. Norteen Taleb is a beast, man. Oh, yeah. Gotta check ahead. 35-year-old fighting a 19-year-old here? What's going on here? It's two different weight classes. Norteen Taleb is a beast, man. Oh, yeah.

Gotta check my head. 35-year-old guy. Tri-star guy. You gotta check your head. What are you doing to your head? You're fine. You look normal. Why are you so worried?

Because he's an actor. He's an actor. Makes his living off his face. Well, you don't have anything coming up, though. Such an odd character this Brian Kelly. Strange bird.

Strange bird. I deal with it every day. He wants to fucking wrestle with you. Jamie saw it. I was just sitting down. What is this Dove Davidoff talk? Dove Davidoff's a tough guy. He's a tough guy.

Like, what? What the fuck are you saying? Okay, so here's Dan Bobish. Look. So he gets on top of him. Fuck sea fighting. Bobish was a tank, too. A big old strongman looking dude.

So he gets on top of him. And watch what he does with his chin. He's a bear. He gets the chin. I believe he pressed his face up against the cage. He went for a head-on triangle. Now here it is, right here. Chin right to the eye socket! Dude, you know how bad that would fucking

hurt? Look at this. Smush! Ow! Ow! He's covering his eye. Jesus fucking Christ! Look at Big John McCarthy. Yeah, that's where you want to quit. That's covering his eye. Oh, my eye! Jesus fucking Christ. Look at Big John McCarthy. Yeah, that's where you want to quit. That's a legit move. I wonder if you can still do that. The chin to the eye.

I'm using it in my next movie. No one's ever said that, but no, you can't touch the eyes. There's nothing you can do to touch the eyes. Yeah, but you're not touching it. You're just holding onto his head. There's another fight that happened in there. You're sneaking the chin into the eye socket. Recently?

What'd you say, Jamie? There's another fight in a forum that said it happened in two. I don't remember the name. I'll find that, guys. What was that fight? That'd be eye gouging, correct? There was another fight in a forum that said it happened in two. I don't remember the name. I'll find that, guys. That'd be eye-gouging, correct? There was a fight recently. With your chin. Sort of, but isn't it eye-gouging when you shove your knuckle in there?

Yeah, which is also illegal. But when you punch someone. But that's not intentional, is it? Sure it is. You're trying to punch him in the eyeball. You're trying to punch him in the face. Chris Hasteman beat Elvis Sinise us and those cynic. Yeah That's a while ago, that's interesting because Elvis is a Machado black belt. Yeah, but what's this commercial?

But by the time you're you know in that position like what the fuck is going on here Christopher Walken. What are you selling? That's five calories What was the what was the fight recently in UFC word where the guy was covering the other guy's mouth so he couldn't breathe? That seems to happen all the time. What a brutal, brutal. All the time. That's actually not, I mean, that's not that bad. BJ Penn used to do that all the time.

That's how he used to get guys to, he would cover their mouth when he took their back, and then they would try to stop that, and then he would grab their arm with his leg. Brilliant. And then he would choke them. Dan Anderson, Anderson Silva. Everybody did that. It's a common movie. Yeah, that's pretty common.

I don't use it. You don't use it? I tried doing Taraski. Does Dov Davidoff use it? Yes, Dov's a master. Who's doing it there? This is the Haysman. Chris Haysman and Elvis Sinisek?

That's the shit that holds your sport back a little bit once there's no holds bar TV. Oh yeah, this is no gloves too. Yeah.

Elvis might not even have been in a black belt back then. He's tapping. Oh Jesus, he's tapping to the eyeball.

God damn. Chris Haysman also had a fucking wicked front leg sidekick. He's one of the first guys in MMA that figured out

how to use a front leg sidekick. Well, that guy just fucking poked his out and had a flat top so he gets the win there. He's one of the first guys in MMA that figured out how to use a front leg sidekick. Well, that guy just fucking poked his out and had a flat top, so he gets the win there. That's Hasteman. Yeah, a flat top Hasteman. Speaking of eyes, did Kell Brook break the same orbital? No. Different eye.

He's got titanium, I guess. Is that the titanium from Triple G? Correct. Yeah, he got poxed up. God. Maybe it's good to have two titanium eyes and then you're fine. Is the other one broken, too? Did he break his left eye a little, too? I feel like he did. Yeah.

He had to take a knee. Similar thing, yeah. That was a bummer, man. I mean, his eye was all flattened out. But he also could have been, like, really paranoid about it because of the Triple G fight. That's what I think. Because he went through surgery. That's what I think.

He's like, look, I'm not losing my left eye. As a fighter, that's in your mind. It's always in your mind. And, by the way, you don't know what kind of vision damage he suffered. Like a guy like Bisping is tough as fuck. He will tell you he's got bad vision in his right eye. I mean, you won't hear someone commentate a fight or analyze a fight about Bisping. And he's also doing it with one and a half eyes.

Like it's well-known knowledge like he's suffering. But what is the deal? Because back in the day, like if you had like a detached retina or something, like they wouldn't let you fight. No knowledge that he's suffering. But what is the deal? Because back in the day, if you had a detached retina or something, they wouldn't let you fight. No, because he's got... So I talked to him a little bit about it. He's got oil. Now, I don't want to fuck this up. No, you're right.

It's got oil in the retina. Yeah, it's oil in the retina. So he can't really fix it yet. Right. Until he's done. Yeah, because if he gets another shot, then it could do more damage. And I don't know if it... I think it kind of came out...

The thing with GSP, too, it's his medicals. It has don't know if it, I think it kind of came out, the thing with GSP too, it's his medicals, it has something to do with his eye. It came out now. So what is that? We talked about it. He's got what's called a floater in his eye. It's like a little bit of damage. There's something going on with his eyeball. And that was the hold up. Everyone's like,

oh, he's scared to fight. I hate when people, it's like, well. The UFC knew about it. Everybody knew about it, but they were hoping that they could fix it. And I believe they gave some injections to his eye. They tried to repair it. It's not like threatening his vision. It's not like a permanent issue. It's a time issue.

So this guy. Yeah, something needs to heal. Did this guy cut zero weight and the other guy cut 30 pounds? You don't know. I don't know, but I like the way that guy's throwing his old school karate sidekicks. Fantastic to warm up. I like Mark as a ref. How old is this kid?

Did they say? I think they said he's 19. No, he's 25. 20. Wow. Is he? Yeah. Oh, you just said he's 19.

He's fighting out of his hometown. But I mean, I'm sorry, sir, but excuse me? It's the UFC, B. All right, but what's going on? Who's the youngest guy to ever fight in the UFC? I want to say it's Dan Lozon. I feel like I should say Dan Lozon. I think Dan, B. Alright, but what's going on? Who's the youngest guy to ever fight in the UFC? I want to say it's Dan Lozon. I feel like it's Vitor Belfort. I think Dan, no. Vitor was 19. I think Dan Lozon was 18.

How old was Sage Northcutt? 20. Nordin Taleb, the guy in the red shorts, is a badass striker. Amazing striker. Very fucking technical. Super technical. Look striker at TriStar. Very fucking technical. Super freak. Super technical. Look at that.

Beautiful movement. He's elite. Shit, this youngster ain't fucking around. That's a bad kick, guys. It's a really bad back kick. Tlaib laughed at it. He's very karate based, though. You can tell by him throwing that kick.

How old was Joe Lozon when he fought Jen's pulver on that short notice mostly was 20 he might have been the youngest I know I don't think so not think it's young man's composed oh he knocked out Jen's pull over the left hook right yep oh oh that he's a huge underdog yeah huge got Joe Lozon still doing the damn thing too yes he's a huge underdog. Yeah, huge. God, Joe Lozon's still doing the damn thing, too. He is. He's a bad motherfucker, Joe Lozon. Oh, yeah. Smart as shit, too.

Super smart guy. Yeah, I mean, easily could have been like some IT tech guy. Really? Yeah, but he's a junkie for adrenaline. He's a beast video game guy, too. This guy's definitely a Taekwondo guy. Say that guy's name, Enkamp. I don't think it's Taekwondo, man. I think it's karate. I could be wrong. But you know the problem with saying it's Taekwondo guy. Say that guy's name, Enkamp. I don't think it's Taekwondo, man. I think it's karate.

I could be wrong. But you know the problem with saying it's Taekwondo versus karate is it really depends on who's teaching it. Oh, that's a wheel kick right there. That looks like Taekwondo. Yeah. But a lot of Shotokan guys, they throw kicks that way too. Ooh, Nordin's chewing up that leg.

That hurt him too, that bothered him. Boy, Nordin is a much bigger man. You're not getting those leg kicks in Taekwondo. I mean, he's definitely more muscular, but I don't think he's much bigger. He looks like he's much heavier walking around. His frame, he just looks like he probably walks around at 200 pounds, whereas this guy walks around at 170. Well, he also looks like a man.

Yeah. Whereas the other kid looks very young. Do they keep advertising that Logan movie? That shit is so depressing. Is it? Oh, my. It's Wolverine with cancer eking through life. He's a limo driver. That kid looks very young. Do they keep advertising that Logan movie? That shit is so depressing. Is it? It's Wolverine with cancer eking through life. He's a limo driver.

I'm not interested. Hey, spoiler alert. He's a goddamn limo driver. Stop. Don't do this to me. Well, I'm trying to help you guys out. You don't want to see it. Dude, a couple people told me that the Alien movie sucks, and I almost got life- Who told you that?

I will piss down their throat. It's the best movie I've seen this year. Thank you. I feel better about life right now. I was so best movie I've seen this year. Thank you. I feel better about life right now. I was so excited. Me and you were crunked for that. I saw. I'm so excited about it.

Dude, I have a 15 month old, so it's hard for me to see movies. Yeah. I got a babysitter. I saw it open at night. I. Standing ovation. Yeah. Oh, man.

Bravo. That's what I want to hear. Sit down, me. Good movie. That's what I want to hear. I cheated. I had my Twizzlers. A Dice Coke. This kid is trying to get the Sit down, me guys. Good movie. That's what I want to hear. I cheated on my Twizzlers. A dice code.

This kid is trying to get the takedown here with a weird move. That's when you know shit's going on with the Cyclone. It's game. It's like, fuck it. Double A. Who knows, man? Maybe he's got a good ground game. You remember Gunnar Nelson?

There you go. That's a beautiful trip. There you go. That's a beautiful trip. Good pass, too. Yeah. Very nice. Good pass.

Side control. Gunnar Nelson. Gunnar Nelson has that crazy karate style. Gunnar Nelson was some sort of a karate champion before he was into- Yeah, world champion. He's a very good striker. Oh, he hurt him. He hurt Taleb.

What? He hurt him. What? This kid is composed. Oh, shit. In camp. We need to change his name. I told you guys not to sleep on this kid.

Talking about pretty boy in camp? Dude, this kid's built like Dove Davidoff. That's exactly right. Brian won't shut up about their bodies. That's all I think about. God damn it. Shut up, Brendan. I have neurosis. I won't shut up about their bodies. Yeah, that's all I think about. God damn it. Shut up, Brendan. I have neurosis. I have deep-seated neurosis. I was breaking

down your... Oh! Kyle, watch that back kick. That's not what we practiced, not what we trained on. He really telegraphs that back kick. Yeah. Don't move that front foot. Just turn your shoulders, man. Oh, headbutt. Dude, you're running in there. Careful now. You should give him advice, B. Well, I was breaking down your oil on Whitaker and Brian goes, with those packs, you think?

Oh, Jesus. That's right. You know what? I'm going to do this another time. I'm going to do this another time. And I wasn't wearing pants either. Oh, this kid. Oh, look at this fucking exchange.

Good exchange of knees here. The standard. You really don't get to the UFC unless you're fucking game, game, man. Yeah. Like, anyone you see is going to be really, really tough. The level's so much higher than it used to be you know what I'd be saying you know what I'd be saying right now I'd be going

you got 50 seconds that's what I'd be saying control his posture strong mission control here he wrapped that up real quick real quick hey the kid definitely has ground the kid really good on the ground is that a rubber guard gentleman yes correct he's also going for an arm bar here the arms arm's way, way too high.

Way too high. Look at the control belt. His posture control is ridiculous. You and I are going, it's out. Brian's like, Jesus, he's in trouble. So close. Got my blue belt in 2000, guys. The game's evolved.

Did you get your blue belt in 2000? Sure did. Henzo Gracie. Legit Henzo Gracie blue belt. Would you think they would let you have it now if you went back to class? They keep wanting to give me my purple, just honorary. Do you think they would say, listen, man, you got to go back to white? I would volunteer that.

Does that ever happen? Does anybody ever get demoted? Do you ever get a purple belt? That happened to me when I first got the Gracie Academy. They made me wear a white belt for a long time. I got a brown belt from someone else. I was in a white belt for a long time. I got a brown belt from someone else. I was in a white belt for a while. Who'd you have a brown belt from?

Amal Easton. Wait a minute. Amal Easton gave you a brown belt and the Gracies told you you have to wear a white belt? That is insane. It was just like for the first few weeks just to see where my level was at. But you're in a Amal Easton brown belt. That is very, very legit. That's not like freddie mercury

some fucking dude in the midwest no i'm not the other i'm the other freddie mercury we have the same mustache but we don't have a lot in common i don't have aids when i trained in brazil too they made me wear a white belt what i i feel like that's so disrespectful you have a brown belt from you should say from who a molly oh Molly. Oh, okay, come on in. Yeah, Henzo Gracie Black Belt. It's so tribal though, and it's so, you know. Yeah, but that's the same tribe. Yeah. It's a Henzo Gracie Black Belt. I think it was more

just like, I don't know, I had no issue with it. I literally did not care, but I would tell guys if they didn't know who I was, I was like, I'm not a white belt. I'm just, like, I know where we're going, I'm not a white belt, brother. He's like, no. I'm like, mm-mm. Look at my fucking ears might fucking ears man yeah but I mean dude that's just I don't understand that it was only for like two or three weeks was this one you were in the UFC yeah Jesus Christ everyone I mean it's like most people knew you know

right just doesn't make any sense yeah that. That seems really weird to me. I went to that beginner's class and fucked them up. No, I'm just kidding. We have a new guy today? I tapped me 10 yellow belts. I don't like you doing that somersault move on me. It's annoying. What was that thing you just did to me? Somersault move?

Yeah, he just grabbed me. Flying Camaro. Yeah, Flying Camaro. And that's where I sustained my injury. Oh, he just got rocked. Yeah, he just grabbed me. Yeah, flying Camaro. And that's where I sustained my injury. Oh, he just got rocked. Yeah, he did.

Oh, Jesus. Great check left hook. Boy. This kid's winging. These guys are winging. That's a great fight,

man. Brian Cowan, do you still have that Tesla? Yes, I do, and I love it. Is it broken down at all? No, dude.

It's my favorite car. I'll never have another car. I'm a Tesla man. Sam Harris' Tesla broke down twice on him. What? Hey, I love hearing'll never have another car. I'm a Tesla man. Sam Harris' Tesla broke down twice on him. What? Hey, I love hearing that.

Left him stranded. I love hearing that. Yeah, he had like a full charge and it said, pull over immediately. Really? Your car is not safe to drive. And he's like, what? That's annoying. My Tesla's impeccable. I'll never have another one.

I'm a Tesla guy. Just like I'm a front foot sidekick guy, I'm a Tesla guy. Front foot sidekick. Yeah, I mean only in street fighting because it's sneaky. I haven't even opened up on Brendan with my kicks yet. I want to get an older Porsche, man. That's what I'm in the market for. You were talking to me about it. Don't you fuck with those Targas.

No, I want a Targa. Unless you like a car that makes noise when you drive it. I don't give a fuck. Get the wind whistling in. Yeah. You want that? Yeah. Those things are shitty.

It's going to be fun, man. If you get one. This one's redone. It has a bunch of new stuff on it. Oh, you're going to get it. You're already decided. Did I look at it? Maybe.

Did I send that text from the dealer? Maybe. What year is it? It's 88. Did you drive it? No. They drive like shit. It doesn't matter.

This one's new. It's a bunch of modifications. Oh, yeah? Yeah, a bunch of them. If Brennan has something in his head, if he starts talking about it, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. Not with these older cars. I've looked at a few now.

It's just like a weekend driver. Yeah. What do you recommend for a Porsche if you want to get a used one, Brennan? Well, 78. There's some really good used Porsches. I mean, even the early models, they're really fun to drive, but you've got to know what you're getting into. Yes. You don't want a lemon.

And those cars are really fickle. Say if you're making a turn and you're on the gas, if you let up off the gas, they'll oversteer. The back ass end of the car will come out on you. It's a far cry from a you know a new Porsche something like that Yeah, like new twin turbo that 991 that you used to drive like that is as modern as it gets I mean those things are glued to the fucking road. I agree, but this one this one has some modifications can be sick I like the old-school vibe to borrow my car for a day. You'll throw that other car in the trash Yeah, you'll light that

1987 shitbox on fire Hey, bro What if I get that thing? You can't hate on it Show up at the dealership With one of those things that dad uses to start a fire Nah You're gonna love it One of those Coleman grills

Yeah, one of those things for camping Just squirt it all over the car and light it on fire Dude, I saw someone in a brand new gt3 it was purple the gt3 rs yeah they make them it's fucking purple those are dope cars nasty like oh my god it was sick they finally make them with a manual transmission again finally the 2007 nordine to lab side control the 2017s you could finally get them in the manual transmission a lot of people are complaining well porsche was trying too hard to just get lap times and people were pissed and they were complaining like what the fuck There's a gt3 how come it's a double clutch. How come I can't get it with a manual transmission

So finally they they released this thing the 911 are Which was essentially like a gt3 without the wing good luck getting that thing do they go for it? They go people are selling them for like half a million dollars and more they only made how many hundred or something i think 911 i think they made 911 and the white with the stripes yeah but now they're saying that this new gt3 the manual one that you can actually just buy is actually better than the 911r yeah because the reason the automatics the pd is it's you know, it's faster than humans. Yeah, so no track time We can't keep up with you. What do you mean faster than humans? Like well, like shifting stuff like that the computer does the computers better track time and it's instantaneous

It has two clutches. So it has one clutch that's in like say if you're in first gear There's one clutches in first gear. The second clutch is already engaged engaged into second gear. So as you hit it, it's instantaneous. Like... So you don't have to shift it. It takes shifting out of the game. You can have it in automatic and it'll shift for itself. Or you can have it in manual and you shift with the paddles. But you don't have to push the clutch in.

So you're not pushing your left leg in. That kind of takes away from the driving. The manual fun of the driving. If you didn't get automatic, my Porsche had from the driving. Yeah, the paddles are lame. The manual fun of the driving. If you didn't get automatic, my Porsche had those PDKs. Yeah, it was lame. That's the thing about

computers and stuff where they take out the tactile enjoyment and the timing and the human timing and all that. It kind of makes it not that much fun anymore

I would imagine. With a car, it really makes a big difference. Unless you're on a racetrack. If you're on a racetrack and you're just trying to get zero to whatever you know zero to 60 times and make sure that your your lap times are quicker then you want something that shifts instantaneously but those are also to put up numbers because like you know if the the new viper the acr compared to the new porsche the lap times they don't want to

look bad so they're gonna put their best foot forward well the problem with the viper, the ACR compared to the new Porsche, the lap times, they don't want to look bad. So they're going to put their best foot forward. Well, the problem with the Viper is the Viper is a standard. It's a manual transmission, but it's so fucking fast. It doesn't matter. They bring that Viper ACR to every track. And they go, hey, we're here to break the new track record. Get the fuck out of the way. We have the most ridiculous car America has ever built.

It's got wings all over it. Jesus. Dude, whenever we talk about this, the same guy shoots me a DM. He's like, it's a picture of the Viper. Here it is, man, for this price. I'm like, God, it's like a little devil. He's got one. Oh, yeah.

So you're just drawn. That is no lure to me. You're drawn to a huge engine like that. Hold, please. Tesla's pissing me off. Pull up Viper ACR. This is going to do nothing for Brian. Listen, we're going to need this.

Which I don't get because you like masking stuff. I like masking stuff. But then you drive a Tesla. You've never driven one. That's the problem. You drove the Tesla. You're like, oh, now finally I know what it's like to have a great car. It's got kick and no lag.

It doesn't even make sounds. You fuckers don't understand about lag. I don't settle for lag. Lag? Yeah, L-A-G. What lag? It's a racing lag. I don't settle for lag. Lag? Yeah, L-A-G. What lag? It's a racing term. I didn't know.

Look at this car, Brian Callen. Look at this car. Can you give him some volume? Man, look at that. Look at the aluminum on that bad boy. And the vents. It's got vents. This is a guy who knows nothing about cars.

It's got a V10. A V10? Does that do nothing for you, B? Nipple clamps. Can we get some volume on this? There's no volume? You don't need volume. Don't need volume.

How come there's no volume? Why do you want volume? It's just music problem. Because you want to hear the... I prefer an Asylum Assassin. I call my Tesla the Asylum Assassin. That ain't the car for you, B. Oh, my God.

That ain't the car for you. Dude, this car... Look at this. Here we go. You have no idea what this is you, B. Oh, my God. That ain't the car for me. Dude, this car. Look at this. Here we go. You have no idea what this is like, Brian. It's got a giant fin. Brian, you have no idea what this feels like. It's a bullshit car.

To be in a car that has this kind of power would change your life. No way. Oh, you don't understand. If you drove that thing, it would change your life. You'd get out of it. Your hands would be sweaty. Your balls would be tingling. Rock hard boner.

You'd have 13 times more testosterone than when you got into the car. Nah, get that from deadlift, you fuckers. Nah, it's science. If you got in that car and then went and deadlifted, you'd be stronger. I'm not kidding. That car's so American. That's so American. God, that's American.

That might as well have an eagle on the front. Like a Trans Am. What's that going to cost me? That's $150,000. Which is a good deal. Probably $160,000. Which is a good deal for that type of car. Tremendous deal. You're thinking, what the fuck that thing is?

It does look like an eagle. Like, let's make a car that looks like an eagle. No, it looks like a viper snake. I think they're going to discontinue it. I think this is the last year. That's what I heard, too, yeah. Which bums me out, man. I like the fact they're making something like this.

They say it's so much better than the Corvette. We got three minutes left in this fight, boys. Well, the new Corvettes are pretty badass, but they say that once you drive this, you go, oh, the Corvette's trash. God damn it. This is going to sound like a weird thing to say. I feel a little bit like an asshole pulling up in that, though. I feel like an asshole pulling up in my GT3. Nah.

But I do it. You park it in that, though. I feel like an asshole pulling up in my GT3. Nah. But I do it. You park it out front, the comedy joins. Is Enkamp a, is he a Swede? Probably from Sweden, yeah. Yeah, he's from Stockholm. This is going to sound weird, but he's gotten bigger as the fights progressed. I feel like he's, I feel like he's just somehow the roles have returned. I feel like he looks like a Swedish Wonder Boy Thompson

Yes, he does. I think all the blood that's in your dick is fucking with your vision What are you trying to say and why is Taleb's shorts have been hiked and they haven't come down. Yeah Well, you can get the different cuts be you know, well, you know that that's what thing that Muay Thai fighters do They always pull their shorts up. Yeah, but that stayed up. That's up. Well, you can get the different cuts, B, you know? Well, you know that that's the thing that Muay Thai fighters do. They always pull their shorts up. Yeah, but that stayed up. That's interesting. It's almost like glued up.

It's a fat-ass quad, son. Good leg kick there. Oh, yeah. Tell you what, man. End camp. Dude, you hear the rumor they're trying to make Francis Gannot JDS? Late summer? Oh, no.

Oh, no for who? What do you think? JDS. You know, when I saw him, I'm like, whoa. Oh no Oh no for who? What do you think? JDX I thought they were trying to do Derek Lewis If Derek Lewis gets by Mark Hunt You can't kill him You're too soaring young black bucks Derek Lewis is talking a bunch of shit about him

He called him an African booty scratcher How hilarious is Derek Lewis Derek Lewis is one of my favorite UFC fighters. Me too. Not just because of his fighting style, but also because of his Instagram page. It's hilarious. Derek Lewis has the best Instagram page of any fighter. He goes hard in the paint.

When he beat Travis Brown, he went so hard in the paint. He went so hard. He's coming after his girl. He's hilarious, man. He's a funny fucking dude, man. You got some nerve talking shit to Francis the fucking Terminator. He scares the shit out of me. He's a funny fucking dude man. I mean yeah, yeah some nerve talking shit to Francis the fucking Terminator Oh, he scares the shit out of me. He's so true soaring Braids though, it's not too crazy. I'm not sold on the night. He's Chicago in braids right for me right now

All your on this bullshit He's on another level who's he be how does it be our last key? It's not who he beats he how he beats him knocks him out, no. He's on another level. Who's he beat? How? Because he beat Orlovsky? It's not who he beats. It's how he beats him. Oh, come on. Knocks him out? Dude, he's so big. You don't understand.

Like, Chet Congo was a bad motherfucker in his day, but Chet Congo wasn't starching people the way Gano is. He did when he first burst on the scene. People forget when he's hyped out. He knocked out Pat Berry in a crazy wild slugfest when he was already hurt. You know, I mean, that was a super impressive victory. He's had some good victories. Did Congo fight Roy Nelson?

Yes, Roy Nelson knocked him the fuck out. That's a bad example. That's a horrible example. Roy was just like this. Roy knocked out a lot of fucking people. Roy's in Bellator now. Just signed with Bellator. Do you think Roy and Mitrione rematch in Bellator?

How about Mitrione tweeted today, hey, how about we fight after I get through Fedor? I'm like, you better focus on Fedor, Matt. Yeah, Jesus. Hey, real quick, Roy Fedor. Good fight. What the fuck is going on right now? Dad on dad. Who won this fight, I wonder?

This is interesting. We were barely paying attention. I was staring at the Viper. Now I'm talking about Francis Ganon. Too soaring young. I don't understand why you reject the idea that a Viper is a stimulating experience.

Yeah. Because you have no experience with those kind of cars. You haven't been in my Tesla when I've opened her up. Dude, I haven't driven Teslas before. I don't know about that, dude. They're very fast. I like them. Yeah, great cars. I do not. I just don't like them. I don't like the fact that they run out of batteries quick. I don't know about that, dude. They're very fast. I like them. Yeah, great cars. I do not. I just don't like them. I don't like the fact that they run out of batteries quick.

I don't like the fact that Sam Harris has left him stranded twice. That's weird. It's not weird. I think for a guy who's not a car guy like me who doesn't get off on the

vroom, you know, I like that I don't have to go to a gas station and it's got fast. B, you have more issues charging. Like, you're like, God, I gotta find someone to charge.

It is an issue. All the time. He'll be like, can you drive? Yeah, because you're a scatterbrain. You're like, God, I've got to find someone to charge. It is an issue. All the time. He'll be like, can you drive? Yeah, because you're a scatterbrain. You're probably one of those guys that doesn't charge. So it's not the car for you. Yeah, that's not a car for you. Scatterbrain.

Like, there's a gas station everywhere. Yeah, when do you charge? At my house. That's it? Yeah, you just plug it in. What if you're stuck somewhere? There are superchargers, but good luck finding them. Say if you drive the Improv and you're like, fuck, I need a charge.

What do you do? You've got some issues. I've made it to my driveway with zero battery. Zero? Yeah, like literally zero. That's not smart, is it? No, it's terrible. I drove to Irvine, and then I realized halfway back from Irvine,

where I'm going to be June 8th, 9th and 10th, where I realized halfway through that I was done. I was not going to make it back. I had to stop and charge. And then how long do you have to wait to charge? It takes forever. If you don't have a supercharger, those chargers they have in garages

are complete bullshit. For an hour you'll get 18 miles. But those ones you can stop by on the road are beast chargers, right? Yeah, those are great. Those in a half hour, you're good. Where are those? They're all over.

Not really all over yet. But I will say this, that they're trying, Tesla's trying to get stations where you can go in and they switch your battery out right there. Let's say, guess, who won? Tlaib. I think probably Tlaib. But we're in Sweden. It comes down to the third round. Boy, they're going hard with this Logan movie.

Only because he was on. I'm telling you, that shit is so depressing. What's that? Logan. Get the fuck out of my face. But the ads are brutal. You know what kills me in the UFC? When a fight starts and they have to do an...

Nordin Taleb won. The fight starts and they have to do an ad while the fight is going on. That shit drives me... UFC 211 brought to you by A-Land. It drives me crazy. This summer. His nose is very swollen right now. He got hit.

He's in a fight. He got punched in the nose, B. Dan Hardy's still talking about coming back, because I know he was talking about it for a while, if they could figure out some way to let him fight with his weird heart. I hope not, because he's a good commentator. This team, this English commentating team, I really like these guys.

I never hear them, because we're always doing this. But I'm sure Dan's excellent. Yeah, they're really good. He's a really knowledgeable guy. I don't know who his partner is, but he's fucking brilliant. He's really good. I worked with those guys way back in the day when I was doing shows in England and they were just sort of like, they tried out for a while before they actually did it.

You know, there was some testing that they did. Ooh, that's a nice check left hook. Great left hook. It's a different vibe than you guys. They talk about talking to the fighters the week of. They stick to a lot of that. Yeah, everybody's got their own style. That's the interesting thing about Kottman.

He's also got a weird style the way he dresses. I think he's on some 1970s English talk show. That's some English shit, boy. Look at that. Look at that suit he's wearing. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. Completely different than you guys.

What is that stuff called? With that checkered pattern? What is that called? Look at it. I didn't see it. Oh. The plaid? Is that plaid?

Yeah. Oh, you brought up the Tesla. There's like four superchargers in like all of LA. Good luck. Are they just packed? They should have a 24-hour number that you can call if you get stuck somewhere with white people. Let's be real. Who buys Teslas?

The only black guys that drive Teslas, they're the same black guys that keep their cell phone on the outside of their shirt with a belt hook. Oh, man. You know those guys? You know those guys? You know those guys? Those super tech dudes. No hood in a pedal. No hood. It's the rare black guy that drinks tea

and he probably still keeps one of those Bluetooth earpieces in. Those ones with the blue light on. It has a white light in the pedal. Who the fuck has that belt clip? If you have that belt clip, fuck you. Do you still wear a fanny pack? All the time, bitch.

I would never wear one. I wear one, too, to run. I sent Joe a picture. Look how I run strong. I have three different ones that I wear for running. That's impressive. Neoprene ones with zippers and shit. Yeah, that's what I have.

Neoprene. Those are good. They keep it tight. But they're not good enough for me when I travel. When I travel, I need the official higher primate f. Yeah. Those are good. They keep it tight, but they're not good enough for me when I travel. When I travel, I need the official higher primate fanny pack. It's large. Does it say tight?

Because my running one doesn't say tight. It like flops around. It's a fucking annoying. Oh, you got to get a better one. I got some good running ones. Do you? Mine say tight as fuck. Let me know what they are.

I need one. It's getting annoying. I think it's just called the running belt. I love it. Is it? Look at that handsome bastard. Who the hell? He got a hoodie on. He said, fuck it.

Let's do this. I got a fighter in the kid hoodie that's the abit kenny fighter that's right that's right represent I'm surprised you see like that shit up Jamie show him show him you can't oh kiss live TV well you can give him a little rewind show him his own product what What happened? In action. What happened? Show him I'm wearing your shit, man. Powerful Joe Rogan in our shit. Yeah, you fucking people. You want to be like, Joe, you buy our stuff. Yeah, you only need to go like one.

Huh. What happened? When you do these, Joe, do you do them at a studio here in LA? Yeah. So you don't have to obviously go anywhere. Oh, yeah, yeah. Not going anywhere. Let me tell you something, man.

This is like one of the hardest things that I do is when these fight breakdowns because- You better do some homework. I not only have to do some homework, but I do them- I'm writing them and performing them live. Like there's no script. Like I have zero script. There it is. Look at that.

Yeah. Strong fighter in the kid hoodie. Look at that camo. That's right, baby. You can hunt with it. You can disappear in foliage. When you're spying on your ex. All kinds of shit. You really don't want to hunt in cotton, but... Alright, well, you know what I mean, Joe. You get the point, but it looks good. We're releasing the Hunter edition

with pure wool. Well, you need to get in with First Light and have them make a fighter in the kid version. Do you remember wearing wool, like, when we were wet and how... Like, you need to get in with first light and have them make a fighter in the kid version. Do you remember wearing wool when we were wet and how? You could be wet in Alaska and it was cold. You'd be in the morning. You'd be cold. But you'd put on wet wool and it kept you warm.

Yeah, it's crazy. Dude, I want to see Rose in Anna. Yes. That's the fight. I feel like I want Rose to have a year or two more, man. That's not the way it works. I know. That's the problem. She's number three.

She's beat Claudia twice now. Yeah, but she lost to Carolina. No, she lost to Carolina. Who did? That's how Carolina got the fight. Who did? Rose did. Oh, no, I'm saying Joanna.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She beat Claudia twice. She beat Carolina. She beat Jessica Andrade. She beat Jessica Andrade. Jesus Christ, did Jessica gone Josh have a fucking chin

Yeah, that chick is so tough. I never say she's so Good for her head wasn't moving back. She's a taken shot. Oh, well, she is a tank I see I wouldn't see it mine seeing her in Rose That because you get Rose a little more warm up, but that's not the way it works. There's nothing left for you I know that's there really is nothing left for mean, after Rose dismantled the karate hottie. Dismantled. I didn't think that was going to happen. Head kick to choke.

Woo. Good Lord. Good Lord. I think Rose has real, legitimate world championship possibilities. 100%. I would just like to see her. I mean, look, man. I might be wrong.

She might go in there and get her. She might get Joanna. The thing about Rose that you can't count out is she's dangerous. She's more explosive and more dynamic than any girl up there, I think. Besides you. You tell me. She's wild. She's so athletic, you told me.

Freak athletic. Because we were training together at grudge, and man, freak, freak. You ever see her do flying arm bars? Yeah. She's hit them in fights. It's crazy. Yeah, a girl can hit a flying armbar in a fight. That's a rare person.

She has that X factor that Joanna hasn't seen yet, but if that doesn't happen for her, Joanna's a scary, scary woman. Well, Joanna's striking, would you say- It's the best in UFC. As in just flat out, right? Like technically and stuff? I think so. Wow.

Well, I mean, it's definitely the best in women's MMA. But it's not, like, she doesn't have the brutal knockout power that, like, Cyborg has. What she has is, like, excellent technique. Like, over and over again, she's using perfect technique and footwork. But she needs a volume of punches to get people out. She's not a big person. Like, she has small hands. She has small feet. She has small bones.

She's not, like, in the Jessica Andrade fight, it's a perfect example. Andrade was so scary. Every punch she throws is like, she's throwing these fucking bombs. Whereas Ioana's just picking at her. Technique. She's so much more technical. She wasn't stopping in any way Andrade's kind of constant assault. They're 115 pounds though.

They're literally 115 pound female fighters. So when you're 115 though, you can fight differently too, right? I mean, obviously you can be more technical whereas if you're fighting somebody...

No, there's technical, I mean, there's a lot of technical. There's a lot of technique but I'm saying, I feel like when you would pay very dearly for one shot from somebody who's bigger,

you almost have to fight differently, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, if you're fighting Like Mighty Mouse is more technical than, you know, anybody really. How about tj ain't happening yeah dj's going like nah

you gotta pay me like it's and you know i love tj i know you probably listen i for dj it doesn't make sense for mighty mouse for mighty mess it does not make any sense why tj doesn't even have the belt it's not a super fight fight. Super fights equal super money. It's not a needle mover, unfortunately. I would love to see the fight. It's a ridiculous fight. So has Mighty Mouse said no to it? Is that what happened? He straight up was like, it ain't happening.

Wow. The UFC wants it to happen. He's like, no, I'm good. It ain't happening. Ray Borg's the next contender. Isn't that interesting that he can make those calls too? I mean, it's one of those weird things. It's like in boxing, you have mandatory challeng have mandatory challengers and then, you know, then you try

to make super fights. In the UFC, it's like, they're like, hey, we've got a fight for you. And he's like, I'm the champ. Well, but it's rare, right? Like if you only have one title defense, UFC's like, you better get the fuck up and play with us. You know what I'm saying? It is.

But it's a clusterfuck because right now, you have to have order. I'm all about super fights, but you have to have order. Otherwise, think about if TJ went down there, then what happens with the Cody Garbrandt fight? What happens with DJ? You know what I'm saying? But this Conor McGregor kind of phenomenon, everyone's trying to do it. Yeah.

Well, I think TJ just went through a huge camp and he wants a fight. I mean, he's gone through this giant camp getting ready for Cody. I get it. And, you know, Cody, they were trying to pressure him to fight. They even sent him down. I don't know why they sent him down to Germany. They sent him to Germany to get the same shit you can get in Santa Monica. How weird is that?

Well, Dana doesn't believe that it's the same, and I don't understand that. So what is wrong with Cody? He's got a back issue? Yeah, he's got a back issue. What is what is wrong with Cody? He's got a back issue? Yeah, he's got a back issue. What is it? Do we know? He's got something with his disc and he needs time off. He needs spinal decompression and he's got the Regenequin.

He went and got a full treatment. They say he'll be ready by September, October. Yeah, maybe. You got to wait. Maybe. But you have to absolutely make sure it heals first. I sent him a bunch of information. I sent him the reverse hyper machine, sent him some stuff on spinal decompression,

and he's also talking to Dr. Davidson, who they're starting to do some stuff. He's brilliant. Yeah, he's brilliant. They're starting to do some stuff now in the UFC where the stem cell doctors are now going to inject stem cells into discs, and they're going to regenerate disc tissue.

That's cool. It's amazing. Does it work, though? Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. It's proven to be. They've got studies that they've done enough of them now that they have some real good evidence that it does regenerate

the same way it regenerates cartilage and ligaments. But there's a lot of times with the injuries where sometimes that's not going to be enough. You're right. It depends on the injury. that it does regenerate the same way it regenerates cartilage and ligaments. But there's a lot of times with the injuries where, you know, sometimes that's not going to be enough. You're right. It depends on the injury. A lot of times those stem cells, it's just sometimes you're fucked. Yeah, I also read that a lot of that is,

there hasn't been that much conclusive evidence, for example, that it grows. Like when you shoot it into something, I've read that it doesn't necessarily regenerate sometimes. Well, it's very difficult to say why it works on some people and why it doesn't work on other people. Case by case. Yeah, case by case. But I think one factor is whether or not you come back too quick. And that's what Cody did.

Cody got the stem cells and then started working out like four days later. You can't do that. That's not smart. You can't do that. I mean, look, he's got a fight. He's got a big title fight. I think actually he took two weeks off or something like that. But you need months off. You need a lot of time off.

You need to have your body heal. It's a very difficult area to heal. And a lot of people don't do it correctly and then they wind up getting some serious atrophy where the nerves get pinched, the swelling and all the inflammation. Cody needs to take it slow, come back in that TJ fight and be there,

but you can't rush that fight. Well, look at Eddie. I mean, Eddie Bravo, he has a fake disc in his back now. I mean, I shouldn't say fake. It's artificial. It's a titanium articulating disc that he had put into his back because of this, the same same issue like disc degeneration having those injuries constantly training and rolling never really letting it heal

didn't k or kate had surgery yes on more than one occasion yeah yeah on his disc he didn't do the and he's still not back i mean kane's there's no fight lined up for kane i mean kane maybe that would be the fight that would be the fight but i mean that would be the fight, but I mean if you're Kane Mean Jesus Christ. He's been out forever. It's gonna be tough fight for yeah a real that's the fight to make though Dude, Steve Bay is just he's a monster right now He's him which Kane is I mean especially if it's like a healthy cane ready to go Do that's the best fight in a long long time at heavyweight. Oh, man. Are you kidding me? I was calling Lesnar I think yeah, I would have loved to seen that fight in a long, long time at heavyweight. Oh, man. Are you kidding me? Since Carlin Lesnar, I think. Yeah, I would have loved to

have seen that fight in his prime. Kane's prime and Steve Bates' prime right now. People go, is Kane over the hill? Kane beat the brakes off Travis Brown. And Travis is obviously no punk. He looked fucking great. I just think the guy needs rest.

I really think it's a little more than that. He's got a cumulative injuries For sure but those are because He's rushing the camp So maybe if he takes all his time off They fight at the end of the year We get a prime Kane versus a prime Stipe Sign me the fuck up

How old is Kane now? He's still fairly young I think he's 32 He's not that old But he puts his body through the ring And his it's fighting styles a grinding style that's gonna catch up well you were showing that video of him doing kettlebells with those really heavy weight he was probably training a little bit he he fucked up and he had a bad strength and conditioning coach for sure and he's got

that guy got criticized hardcore by people that are like really in the know about technique and his back's rounded or yeah there's a lot of kettlebell swings it was more of like a like a it was like almost like a shrug with like a 200 pounds i don't think he's getting chalked up all his injuries to that no that's definitely not helping no it's not helping there's a lot of so has he corrected that does he have a better i don't know you know you'd have to talk to to Kane. But all bullshit aside, in my eyes, he's one of two of the greatest heavyweights of all time. You got Fedor and you got Kane. I mean, he's one of two.

Well, but also, it's Stipe, Fedor, Kane. If you look at Stipe's resume, I mean, he's top three. Oh, yeah. Of all time. Yeah. Well, Verdum was right up there until Stipe knocked him out. I know. Verdum submitted Fedor.

He submitted Minotauro. And he submitted Kane. He submitted three of the top five. And knocked out Mark Hunt. And looked great against Travis Brown. Yeah. I mean, you know. Three of the top.

Twice. Three of the top five heavyweights of all time. Shit, that big-ass fight card in July got Overeem Verdum rematch. That first one, Strikeforce. Or that one. It's the third one. It's Trilogy,atch. That first one was Strikeforce. Or that one, that third one's Trilogy, right? That second one was Strikeforce I watched the other night. So bored. Terrible fight.

Yeah. Verdum's sitting there calling me his god. Well, Verdum fucked his knee up real early in the fight. Real early. Terrible fight, though. Yeah, what a crazy rematch that's gonna be. That's a fun one, isn't it? Man, Overeem's been knocked out so many times in his career. Oh, dude. I just feel like, I don't know, it just

gets to a point where you're just like, when are you going to realize that you're taking serious punishment? I think Dutch people are different. I think they can just keep getting knocked out. I feel like he's alright. He's the one guy that's alright. I don't know. He seems fine. This is the thing, B. You say that when you watch

him fight for Doom, you will, and you'll be sitting fucking front row clapping. Yeah. Well, how about when he knocked out Mark Hunt? Fans are like this. Like, I can't. He keeps getting knocked out when that motherfucker fights. No.

Everyone tunes in. Not necessarily, actually. Oh, come on, B. Not with Overeem. Not anymore. He was one fight away. He just fought for a title. Yeah.

He went on a win streak. I don't care. Oh, bullshit. I really don't. I don't care. I love him. I actually don't find it that exciting. Dub Davidoff is a world-class striker.

Dub would light a lot of guys up, but here's the thing. Hey, the best heavyweight striker of all time, Overeem, you won't want to watch him fight. But that was then, right? No, he just fought for a title and knocked Stipe on his ass. I understand. He fought for a title like a week ago. Right now, he's the best striker in the UFC.

I understand. But if you could pull up how many times he's been knocked out in the past two years, it's been a bunch. It's tough to watch. In two years? Not really. Bring up the past two years, Jamie. Like, there was, it's, I don't know.

B, you gotta remember, too. It's not that exciting to me. He fought at the, bullshit. You're being weird right now. No, I'm not. He fought at the highest level in the world striking. So he's going to have more knockouts than a Verdum, than all these other guys.

It comes with the territory. But not so much anymore, right? That's all I'm saying. Say these two names. I just don't want to see him get knocked out again. Alhassan and Akhmedov. That's what I'm saying. Try doing a spelling bee for those little bitches on TV

for this fight card. It's a beast. I was looking at it earlier. Well, I'm fucked. This guy's a wrestler. This guy's been on a for this fight card. It's a beast. I was looking at it earlier. I'm like, well, I'm fucked. This guy's a wrestler. This guy's been on a match. Strong grappling. See, there's regular strength, and then there's Russian dude strength.

Especially hairy Russian dude strength. Oh, if they got hair, 10% stronger. If they got hair. I looked at Arlovsky's shoulders. I went, there's hair on his shoulders. God damn it. Shit. God damn it. That's like I went, there's hair on his shoulders. God damn it. Shit. God damn it.

That's like extra testosterone. He got hair on his back? Fuck me. And I'm smooth as a seal? Fuck me. It's coming out of his ears like one of those shaving brushes. Here I was connected to his mustache. You're like, oh, god damn it.

And then look at that beard, for god's sakes. He's straight up. But he's one of those wind up before you throw a punch guys. He's digging in. Some would say stiff, Joe. Yeah, real stiff. It's not just a stiffness. A lot of these guys, they could be more fluid, but they're trying to knock you out with every shot. It's almost like a curse to power.

It's absolutely beneficial both these boys but there's there's also a curse to it well you can rely on and get away with it down so much it slows you down so much when you're trying to use it that much but the the greatness comes the guys know when to use it right yeah timing yeah well one of the most beautiful things that you see in Conor's style is how he has none of that. Like, when he's throwing punches, unless he's got you fucked up and stunned like Diego Brandao or something like that. Speaking of punches, Gaethje.

Have you seen Gaethje? Justin Gaethje fight? Justin Gaethje's a bad motherfucker and he's going to fight Michael Johnson. How good of a fight is that? When is that? June. Is it June or July? Oh, it's July. Sorry, it's on good of a fight is that when is that uh june is it june or july oh it's july sorry it's on the job is that the seventh card it's the eighth card no i think it's on the it's the ultimate fighter finale card i think either way it's in that weird span of fights justin gaethje just says uh technique it we got two of the big guys from

there we got marlon marais too who's also a fucking beast. You got three. Who else? You got Gaethje. You got homeboy who's the light heavyweight champ, middleweight champ. David Branch? David Branch. Yeah, he came over. He just won. Awful fight, but that's all right.

Takes a lot of warm up. Who the fuck did he fight? The number nine light heavyweight Russian cat. Is he Russian? Croatian? You know what I'm talking about? Flying under the radar. But either way, awful fucking fight.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember who fought. Hey, do you guys think that the Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather thing is all a hoax and just a way to get Conor to have people talking about him until he has his next fight? Do you think that's just a big, huge, secret marketing ploy? I think the world's flat, too. You think it's real? I think me and Joe both don't want to talk about it. I think we're both red in the face.

No, I think... No, they're going to have a boxing match. It's going to happen. It's going to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. It's so close. No, I'm telling you.

This is why I don't talk to him. Joe wrote to myself and told me it's going to happen. I'm asking, there's no contract. You go, what's the hold of it? We've been waiting forever. There is a contract. There is a contract. Sir, where's the contract? I think we're going to have to do a new'm asking, there's no contract. What's the holdup? We've been waiting forever. There is a contract. I think we're going to have to do a new podcast called The Fighter and the Man. Fuck you guys.

Hold on, you fucks. It's just too confusing. Listen to me. He's too confusing to me. Where's the contract? Listen, the UFC and Conor have already come to an agreement. I'm going to go back and update them. Okay.

Right now, they're in negotiation with the Floyd Mayweather team. Right. So Floyd Mayweather team right so floyd mayweather team is going to want an exorbitant amount of money they're very patient they're going to take a long time to dry this out right so they can get the best deal but essentially the ufc and connor have come to some sort of promotional agreement and now they have to figure out how much money floyd gets and whether or not they want to gamble on giving him a flat rate of like 100 million dollars whatever the fuck he wants.

That's a big whether. That's a big like if. Yeah, but he's also going to want a piece of the pie. Correct. So we're not close to a contract yet. They're not close, but they're 90%. Well, that's what I'm saying is that I feel like, so what happens if- Don't pretend that you have any knowledge of this.

Just do everybody a favor. I never said I have knowledge. Do yourself a favor. It's my theory that- Do yourself a favor and don't let your mouth get knowledge of this. Just do everybody a favor. I never said I have knowledge. Do yourself a favor. It's my theory. Do yourself a favor and don't let your mouth get ahead of life. It's my theory that I believe this is a very smart way

of keeping him in a limelight. That's not true. And by the way, let me ask you this. When Tony Ferguson and let's just say Tony Ferguson and Khabib fight before that and now somebody's waiting uh-huh to

fight connor will connor fight those guys before he fights floyd no definitely not so then what happens to the money the money right now is in floyd versus connor for connor and it's just exorbitant money like he might make who knows how many fucking millions of dollars maybe a hundred right so that's where the real money is for floyd right and this is where the real money is for connor so for connor to jeopardize that by fighting that fucking russian savage or tony ferguson who also could beat him i mean i'm not saying he's going to but it the tony ferguson is a motherfucking world champion caliber fighter so So is Khabib. That's a fucking killer fight.

But we don't even know if Khabib can even make 155 anymore, man. He says he can. He says he can. Of course he says he can. He wants to fight in October, right? Of course he says he can, but he didn't make it. Not only did he not make it, his fucking liver shut down, and he had to go to the goddamn hospital.

But did you die? Khabib's like, almost. But did you die? Almost. But did you die almost but did you die did you die you hey get up there make 55 so i can fucking eat my popcorn and you fight tony ferguson but did you die but did you die no you did not get the fuck up there and make the wait for my entertainment i just need one fight out of you um but did you die but did you die khabib who? Who was that? Was that Ken? Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, Ken, Ken Jeong. Yeah. But did you die? I love that guy. He's so fucking funny. Did you stand up for Ken Jeong? He's such a nice guy, too. He's the best. Does he do stand up?

Yeah, he does a little stand up. He does a lot of improv. He's a doctor, right? Yeah, he still is. He's a legitimate doctor. Technically. I mean, yeah, he could practice. Yeah.

He legitimately could practice. I'd be pissed if I showed up And that was my doctor I'm like don't you have A fucking audition to go to But fuck this I'm not doing this What are you doing here man I'm a full time guy

Was that your real dick God that thing was Tiny Can't be real Oh that's real It's real I think Oh come on

You think that's his real dick Yeah Hey man You think there's a Like was he Korean What is he He's Chinese I believe You think there's a like it was he Korean what is he? Chinese I believe you think there's a Korean or Chinese dude with just a fucking yes egg roll for a cock Just a big old dumpling first of all now. There's got to be some fucking genetic engineering

They're doing over there. They're doing that CRISPR thing. You know that genetic Taken embryos and yep changing their genes Like they're taking embryos and changing their genes. They're definitely worth it on that big dick gene. They say they're seven years away from adult trials where you can have different hair. I can't wait. What if you have like big dick gene, but it only comes with clown feet? The only way you can get big dick is you got to have fucking flippers. I'd buy some big shoes.

Like 18 size shoes? No, like 30. Size 30. No, no, no. Like fucking double. Like double feet. You get double feet like 30. Size 30. No, no, no. Like fucking double. Like double feet. You get double feet. No, no, no.

You're doing no sports. I'd rather have that baby dick. You would swim like a motherfucker. That's true. You could get your phelps on. You can have your cock and march. Your mountain climbing would be off the charts. Yeah, but then you have that dorsal fin for a cock.

That's not going to help you through the water. That's true. You'd have to wrap that fuck around your waist like some sort of a flotation device. If you were on some Viagra, it could actually be a float device. The cavernous bodies. You can make your dick bigger. There's an operation. What? No, but it's

only by an inch, right? You cut that cord or something? You cut the tendon but there's also, I think you can make it thicker too. There's a whole process. Yeah, but they pump it up with fat, but what's going to happen is you're going to have a floppy fat dick. That sounds awful. Or the fat deposits the wrong way, so

you got a big old doorknob for a head. It all just seeps down to the bottom. Your dick looks like it's got a fucking belly. Black man giving white man's penis in transplant operation. Come on, it's a lie. No, no, it's not a lie. They have done penis transplants now. Yes, they have.

Because they've done three of them. I thought they used thumbs. One guy lost one in a circumcision accident. Oh, fuck. Circumcision, apparently, the real issue with these transplants is Africa. Because African traditional circumcisions are ruthless. You want to see one? I got one on my phone.

Yeah, he can get erections already. Kind of. No. Wait, they do it with their teeth or some shit? They do it in a bad way. Lost his organ after a botched traditional circumcision. Don't fuck that up. I need a guy with a steady fucking hand.

Steady hand. Traditional. He's like 23 years old when he got it. Yeah, traditional circumcision. And the only dick they could get was white? First one that comes available, I guess. I'll take it. Listen, you would take no dick over a white dick? Here we go. I'd wait a few weeks for a black dick.

That's how they do it. Press that button. Don't say I didn't warn you. What are we looking at? Traditional circumcision. It's on his phone. Jesus Christ. I told you, son.

You fucked up my Sunday. Where is it? I can't see it. Do you want to look at it? You want to look at it? Don't do see it. Do you want to look at it? Oh, God. Yeah. Do you want to look at it? Yeah. Don't do it, B.

Should I not look at it? God, I have a family barbecue to go after this. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Press play. God damn it. Why do I have a traditional African circumcision on my phone? You always do this to me. He does this shit to me.

Why do you have that loaded on your phone? There you go. This fucking is not- Loaded. Dude, you want to see your Koreans? I got Koreans too. What are you looking for, Brazilian? Dude, did I ever tell you this? Here we go. Watch this. Hold on.

Hold on. Okay! Oh, god damn it! Fuck you, man! Fuck you! Take that away! Oh, no! The dudes have to stand there. They have to stand there motionless. Motionless. Oh, no. That was tough.

Part of the problem is... You fuck me up all the problem is once they cut it, they have to stand there and not react to the pain. The worst was Joe. Joe, when he first had internet, he goes, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. I'm like, what are you doing? He had his big commuter room. He goes, all right, don't let me stay there. Stay there. Stay there.

I go, what are you doing to me? He goes, just stay. When I tell you to go, go. And he hits play and he runs out of the room. And he goes, now watch. And I watch and I see this beautiful ass. I see this beautiful ass, and there's this Japanese guy. He's dressed like a samurai.

And he's looking at her ass, and he's going, oh, oh, yeah. And I'm like, what's going to go on? And I hear him going, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. All of a sudden, you just see this big brown poo snake out of this girl's ass, and the guy starts to eat it and he's going he's going he's going

and he's throwing up but laughing at the same time I was like you sick fuck I'm ruined forever and I couldn't take my eyes off it I'll throw up at that stuff I can't see that shit

oh dude I have I have John Joseph's book for you hey I have John Joseph's book for you don't let me forget he signed it oh okay cool it's in my car I also have his former partner's I have John Joseph's book for you. Hey, I have John Joseph's book for you. Don't let me forget. He signed it. Oh, okay, cool.

It's in my car. I also have his former partner's book here. Harley? Yeah, Harley wants to get on the podcast, but they hate each other, right? They stab each other or something? There's some issues with those guys. They stabbed each other? Harley's had a heads-up black belt now.

Is he? Yeah. Oh, that's right. He teaches kids class. Yeah. I started listening to your boy Jocko's book. Oh, it's amazing. Yeah, he's a beast, huh? Jocko's a good job, man.

Start following him on Instagram. There's a video that we played the other day on the Everlast podcast with Jocko explaining how no matter what happens, good, good, opportunity to get better, good, opportunity to grow, good, time to work on things, good. Freeze up more time for other things. Good. Everything. Everything. Good.

And his videos are in black and white. Yeah. He goes, my inner voice. Didn't want him to keep doing it. So you know what I said? Nothing. Because I don't listen to the inner voice. Jesus Christ.

God damn. I was fired up. Oh, yeah. Fuck that thing. He's such a savage. I say I'm busy. Come back later. But He's such a savage. I say I'm busy. Come back later. But he's a real savage.

He's not like, look, all due respect to Gary Vee. All his motivational videos, they don't really do it for me the same way. You know what I'm saying? I really love Gary Vee. He's an entrepreneur. Black belt in jiu-jitsu, Navy SEAL. Navy SEAL commander. No, just throw a Navy SEAL.

I can't list any motivating people if they're not a Navy SEAL or they do some extreme shit. Jocko I will listen to. Jocko's a stud. Well, he walks the walk. Also his name, Jocko. He's also a fucking super smart guy. He is definitely a meathead, but he's the right kind of meathead. A smart meathead.

I mean, you're a meathead. I'm a meathead. Brian, you're kind of a fake meathead. I was going to ask you what I am. I'm not a meathead. You're a pretend meathead. I mean, you're a meathead. I'm a meathead. Brian, you're kind of like a fake meathead. I was going to ask you what I am. I'm not a meathead. You're a pretend meathead. You're a little bit, sometimes you go meathead, like when you and him wrestle together. But then when you get smushed, you decide you're not a meathead.

I don't have the frame for meathead. And you drive an electric car. I don't have the frame, but I have a lot of enthusiasm. See, meatheads would celebrate that they got a scratch on their forehead from the rug. No, I'm 50. See, your frame is not that bad. Yeah, good body, B. It's not that bad.

Thank you, guys. Like, if you really got into lifting weights, you could be jacked. I've been doing Olympic lifting lately. Come on. He has. Swear to God. Really? Yep, at the Venice Barbell Club, so fuck you guys.

I'd have to confirm it. I want to show you something that makes you feel bad. I explode off the line now. Get you some of that, B. Soak that in. Soak this in. What? See, you could get that target tattoo.

I'm very happy with your arm right now. Hey, Joe, you know Brian has to get a tattoo? You know he has to get a tattoo? Remember we got 10 million downloads? Yes. Oh, that's right. Remember that? Are we going to get a Fighter and the Kid tattoo?

Yeah. That's going to be a good thing to have once Fighter and the Man goes live. Hey, man, I don't like this. You'd be like. I don't like this. This is back in the day when everything was cooking for me. Dude, if I can, I'll just fucking, I'll just lift and then I'll get a little thicker. I just can't put on weight because I don't try hard enough and I don't care.

I want to see a podcast just with you and Eddie Bravo. Just you and Eddie Bravo. Oh, my God. Just the Pizzagate Chronicles. Every week. Oh, look at that beautiful sweep. Did I tell you that Donald Cerrone came and watched me spar? And I go, what am I doing wrong? And he goes, everything.

He gave me a lesson. It was great. How about we're flying to Oklahoma so he's talking about boxing? He wouldn't talk to me. He got mad. I go, my sparring. And he goes, I'm not talking to you about sparring. I can't have this conversation he got he got really loud in the plane he goes I can't do this I can't because I was mad and I was like I'm not my left and he's like I'm not gonna what the fuck because I sucked him in for a second

like I sucked him in he's like well if you want to if you what do you want to do it he goes hold on what the fuck am I doing what am I doing it's Saturday I'm not talking to you about fighting do you not have enough go on your life that you need to focus on sparring and boxing? Well, he's distracting himself with tennis lessons and all that shit. I love it. He should be writing jokes. No shit, but I love it. Instead, he's out there hitting mitts.

I do it all. You do it all? Yeah, brother. How tired is this guy? I'm going to change his topic. How tired is a comic? Nice takedown, though. It's called Running the Pike.

Is that what it's called? It's a good takedown. Simple, simple. He's almost mounted him here. Simple, single leg. Have you guys noticed, quietly, Russians are just taking over combat sports? They're not regular white people. They're not. They're just quietly taking shit over. It's a culture that puts masculine power

at a premium. Anthony Joshua would care to differ. Hey, dude, how about fucking Prisco walked into a box and burn just walked in was like this is cool Just giant dude checking things out. I'm here to mix things up He wants to train because his girls I he wants to train there, you know, just when he's doing things here in LA Oh, that's so that's gonna be the Jimmy works. I think How interesting. He's going to work out at a boxer-sized gym. Well, Conor McGregor works out there, too.

But why didn't he go to Wild Card? I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want to deal with all the bullshit. Yeah, that's true. Because boxing, for Conor McGregor,

they shut it down. Oh, do they? When I was in camp, they would literally shut the classes. They'd organize stuff around. Oh, interesting. I was talking to Wes Chatham

about, he was like, he would work out at Wild Card West, but every time he'd be working out somebody would be like you want to spar you want to spar and it's like it's that's the culture there yeah that's tough when you just want to work out it's like and he doesn't want to say no and i told you this before brian because brian was like i just want to get better at sparring he went i want you to walk into wildcard west and you get all the sparring you can handle. Mario Lopez will punch you in the dick so hard. Will punch you in the dick so fucking hard. How much sparring does Mario do?

I think he's doing a bunch. But I worry about that. I worry about those guys that do that recreational sparring. And then all of a sudden one day they're like, where are my keys? You get fucking hit. It doesn't make sense to me. Why are you doing that? Are you getting paid to get hit in the head? I don't get it.

He enjoys it. I talked to him about it when he fought one of our friends from Tenth Planet Jiu Jitsu. He's been boxing for a long time too, I think. Oh yeah,

he has been, like legitimately. He had an amateur boxing match with a buddy of mine. I just, yeah, I get it's fun, you gotta test yourself

and maybe, you know, you're in TV so you gotta make sure you still have your man card, stuff like that. But there's other ways to do it. Jiu-jitsu is the best way to do it because you don't get the brain damage. But a lot of guys don't like the damage to your neck and your knees

and your joints and your back. I don't know. Sometimes it's a personality thing, too. I think strikers a lot of times have different personalities. I'm talking about guys who do it. The difference between a striker, a pure striker, and a pure wrestler, there's actually a personality difference I think sometimes. Maybe. It's also

like a lot of guys who could have been big time, or would have really gotten big time into striking, they found jiu-jitsu first, and they got big time into jiu-jitsu. They're both awesome. It depends where they're at. I like both of them. I love striking. I like it all. I the jiu-jitsu. They're both awesome. It depends where they're at. Look, I like both of them. I love striking. I like it all.

I love jiu-jitsu. I mean, I think that the difference in striking, clearly, is that you can get hit and hurt. I mean, you get hit a little bit in jiu-jitsu. You headbutt each other and run into knees and shit. Yeah. Do you know what I would have done? I'm not being funny here.

If you put me in a time machine and I was, let's say, 18, 14. I'm not kidding. You're not reflecting on your life. Wait a minute. Hold on. Are you kidding? Yeah. I'd trade in wrestling, taekwondo, all this stuff.

I would be practicing an instrument. I would be a great dancer, and I would sing. Right. And then you would get distracted by pussy, and you would start doing stand-up. I'd have plenty of pussy if I was in a dance class. No, I don't think you would do that b maybe i'd be a fighter i think no i because i i knowing what i know now i don't have that no you think dancing what you you fucked up by not singing and dancing look at me

i would have been great at dancing for sure at singing i don't know singing i was singing is something you can work at i'm not talking about being a great singer. That's a born talent. I'm not talking about being. No, no, no, no. You're wrong. Singing? No, you're wrong.

You're completely wrong. Yes, some people have amazing instruments, but you can become a very good singer just with training. Believe me, you can. Do you think that you have a voice that could translate into being a good singing voice? Well, not to be a dick, but I did sing. In theater school, I got to a point where I wouldn't hurt your ears. What song did you sing?

I don't know. I sang all the musicals and stuff. Give me a couple of notes. I sang Into the Woods. Was that a song? No More Giants. Sing a little bit. No.

Come on, a little bit. No, because it'll move you to tears. Come on. I can't just... I picture you as a country western singer. There is music inside of me I picture you doing like a cover Of like some Hank Williams Jr

No dude I don't sing country I picture you like new kids in the block You don't like country? New kids in the block? No No listen Some people like have great voices But you gotta remember

Justin Timberlake's been singing Since he was a little kid Born with a lot of talent though He's been singing since he was a little kid And dancing. Talent, though. Talent, but also, like... This is like me going,

I wish I could go back and... No, you're wrong. I know this. ...be LeBron James. No, no, no, hold on. It's actually very different. I'm sorry. Yes, there's talent,

but there's timing and comedy. But, like, singing and dancing is something that when you've been doing since a little kid, like, that... The reason that he's so good is that's been trained into him. He also has talent though, B.

He has talent. A lot of talent. Some people definitely have talent, but I think what Brian is saying is you can get better. Oh, for sure. With coaching. And I think that it's also a muscle,

right? Isn't it? Your throat's a hundred percent of muscle. So, so you, you can get to be like, it's a hundred percent of muscle. So you can get very good and very powerful with your voice.

I just know too many Broadway singers and dancers, the amount of practice that they put in from early ages. It's a very, very physical process. Like, opera is the same way. And I agree, you can practice and get better, but don't you think a lot of those singers, their parents learned from a very young age, they were performers, like they were good at singing? Sure. I mean, look, Adele has— Because my dad looked at my brother and went, probably not for you. Even if Michael Jackson helped him sing all his life,

he's not going to be a professional singer. You know how many lessons Adele had coming up? Well, she's very special, but she also was always singing. She also makes money doing it. But some people are very, very special. But my grandfather, when I did a musical, my grandfather saw me do a musical

and i was 20 through two or whatever and he said to me it was great it's a sicilian from brooklyn no nonsense he goes listen to me you're funny you made them all laugh with your antics you're never gonna make it live as a singer don't sing don't waste your time on this now i had only been singing for a year but you know he was right so he gave up how- How about I show you, fuck face? And then you start singing his face. Yeah. Just singing. Just fucking sucking. Fa la la la la la la la la.

Yeah. Here's that fucking bullshit Logan movie. Not interested. Don't let the little girl fool you. The little girl's got knives too? She's the best thing. Well, she's, yeah, she's the best thing in the movie. I don't know, dude.

It looks pretty good. It's high octane action. That's what they just said. And let me ask you this. When he got jacked for Logan, how many steroids did he do? All of them? In Muscle & Fitness, he goes, when I got the Wolverine roll,

I knew I needed to put on some muscle, so I called up the one guy who knows about this, and Rock sent me his dietitian, and I got on his diet, and I went, now is it just deep-ball and windstroll, or how does that work? And grass-fed beef. Is it just pure red meat and testosterone? He's got a big frame.

I mean, he's 6'0", legit 6'4", big guy. He's a big guy, for sure. But, I mean, he got jacked. Yeah, that's... Like, look how big he got. You don't get that kind of vascularity in your 40s, unless you're Brian Callen, you know what I'm saying? Well, there's a picture of him. That's not even the best picture.

That's crazy. I only photoshopped a little bit, but... Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, the veins and whatnot. Yeah, it's a little photoshopped. That one's not even the best picture. That's probably photoshopped a little bit. Oh, I don't know about that. I mean the veins. That one's a little photoshopped. There's pictures of him legitimately in the gym lifting weights. He's not as big there as he was in the other ones.

But that vascularity. In some movies he got bigger than he did in other ones. That's probably as legit as it gets. He's awesome. He's shredded, man. There's some with him lifting. He's awesome. That's what he really is built like. He's shredded, man. Yeah. There's some that with him lifting. There's one of him deadlifting. See if you can find Hugh Jackman deadlifting.

I think he's gay. I'm not going to comment on that. I don't know. There he is in the pool. I'll get that some bullshit there. That looks like a normal dude. That looks like a 1980s. Oh, there's one of them deadlifting. Yeah.

Jacked. That's Wolverine you son of a bitch. That's a lot of weight right there. That's a lot normal dude. That looks like a 1980s. Oh, there's one of them deadlifting. Yeah. Jacked. That's Wolverine you son of a bitch. That's a lot of weight right there. A lot of weight. Yeah. Yeah, he's lifting some real weight. I mean, that's the way to get bigger, man. You want to get bigger, you got to deadlift.

Yeah, deadlift. That's the exercise you can do. Is that what you always say? Always. Are you doing that now? Hey, take the one with the speedo there. Boom. What's up, son?

Hey. That's a good body right there. He's wearing jean shorts. Well, your fucking idea is. Being a multi-millionaire. It's Wolverine. That's. That's a good body right there. He's wearing jean shorts. Well, you're fucking right he is. Being a multi-millionaire. It's Wolverine. That's what he wears. Daisy Dukes.

That's a tough thing to pull off today. As a guy? Yeah. Back in the day, you could do it. Dude, I was off 3rd Street yesterday, and just every girl had her ass cheeks out. Like, these short, short shorts are in. Those bitches aren't playing. Ass or not, I'm like, God damn.

Those bitches aren't playing. They're not playing. They're trying to sell that pussy. White girls with flat asses rock them. Just whatever, man. I'll tell you who can sing and dance. That guy, God, damn. Those bitches aren't playing. They're not playing. They're trying to sell that pussy. White girls with flat asses rock them. Just whatever, man. I'll tell you who can sing and dance. That guy, Hugh Jackman. Why are you changing the subject?

Oh, sorry. I wanted to go back to muscles. Oh, your boy, Ben Saunders. Oh, Ben Saunders. Ben Saunders and Peter Sabato. That's a good fight. Biggest 170 in the world. Paulist.

Oh, he's 6'2". He's definitely not, but keep talking. He's big. Damian Maia's bigger. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. You're ready used to fight at 85 Wow yeah Damian's gonna be in town soon I'm gonna try to get him on the podcast I'd be great yeah his English isn't phenomenal the best but it's good enough it's good I think cyborgs is me great and just he was good enough well cyborg you brought her in

with her boyfriend right yeah did you see what Bryan Stan did to Tyron Woodley when they were talking about, after he won, what's his name, one fucking, I'm seeing now. Damian Maia. Damian Maia. And Bryan Stan took a knapsack and put it on his back, and then Bryan Stan would go, nah, forget that knapsack. And he just jumped on his back and goes, this is what it's going to feel like. Get used to this.

And Tyron Woodley's holding him in a suit. Want to see what Tyron Woodley did? He made a video of him preparing for the Damian Maia fight. He put a backpack on and went through his entire workout with a backpack on. That's great.

Yeah. Do you hear what Jermaine Durandamy said? No. Jermaine Durandamy said she's not fighting cyborgs. She's going to vacate the belt. She goes, cyborg's a cheater.

She's a known cheater. She said, I can't trust her to not cheat. She cheated her whole career. I've never seen someone so scared to defend the belt ever. Yeah, that sounds like a little bit of a cheater. She's a known cheater. She said, I can't trust her to not cheat. Have you ever seen someone so scared to defend the belt? That sounds like a little bit of a cop-out, doesn't it? When was the last time Cyborg got caught? In 2012? Here's Tyron working out with the backpack on.

That's funny. That's a good way to fuck your back up. Not really. There's no weight in that. He's just got some clothes on. He's just joking around. I work out with a backpack on. I have a specific backpack that's designed by this company called the Outdoorsman that

actually holds a weight plate on it. Oh, yeah? Like an Olympic barbell plate. You've got to send me all this shit. I'll send it to you. But they have a thing on it where it sticks on the back. I actually have two of them. I'll give you one.

And you put a weight plate on and it clamps down just like a barbell. Because I use the weighted vest. It's not great. Not as good. You can get 90 pounds on this fucker. Damn, son. I need that for the stairs.

See if you can find one of those. Dude, how about I fuck my knee up? I fucked my knee up because I've been running so much. It just hurts. I was running yesterday. I text Cam and go,

hey man, I'm putting a lot of miles in. I'm doing like six miles a day right now every day. I'm going to put a lot of miles in, man. My knee hurts. What do you of miles in. I'm doing like six miles a day right now every day. I'm going to put a lot of miles in, man. My knee hurts. What do you do?

He goes, it takes like six hours because he's probably killing to shoot some bear in the face. He was. Yeah, he was. He texted me back. He goes, yeah, you get injuries from time to time. I kind of just suck up and power through it. That's all he does. Yeah.

Oh, cool, man. Here's the other thing about him. Right on. That's what I'll do. Sleeps four hours a night and never gets sick. He's just a freak. He's eating moose meat every day, on. That's what I'll do. Sleeps four hours a night, never gets sick. He's just a freak. He's eating moose meat every day, too.

I don't think that hurts. He eats bear three days a week. He's just an animal. I feel like that's really good for you. I just need to lose some weight if I'm going to run as much as I need. I'm not fat. I just need to lose a little weight. I feel like there's one thing that is legit about what Cam is doing is not just his mental toughness is undeniable, his work ethic, undeniable, the fact that he's been running forever, undeniable.

His sleeveless teeth. He eats wild game. His shirts are so gay. I keep telling him, you cannot cut your shirt down to this. I know you live in Oregon, but if you come to California, you can't dress like that. You get a dick in your mouth while you're on the bench. He has the skinny teeth. He cuts them thin like this. That doesn't seem like Cam at all. His tits are out the back. While you're on the bench He has the You know the Skinny teeth Oh boy

Like he cuts them Thin like this That doesn't seem like Cam at all And his tits are out the back I'm like bro You do that here I promise you You need a dick in your mouth

You can't do that Go to Cam's Go to Cam's Instagram story And it's him and his boy Like yeah Bumping chest And they both have the same T on The T tank

I need a PC To do the Instagram story You'll love this B Really? Yeah you can do it You'll love this Oh the Instagram story That You'll love this, B. Really? Yeah, you can do it. You'll love this. Oh, the Instagram story. That's right.

See if you can find pictures of him working out on his... But here, I'll find it. There's tons of pictures on there. Yeah. His Instagram stories are pretty ridiculous, though. Hey, Cam, if you're listening, let's stop wearing those tanks, though, bro. But cut the shit, buddy. Yeah, bro.

You do that here in LA, you can get fucked in the mouth. Look at there. And it says it's meat, sir. Look at that. Look at that. It's not a bad, I mean, he looks- Dude, that's every gay man's dream. Every shirt.

It's meat, sir. It's meat, sir. Do you know what that it's meat, sir is from? No. It's a quote by John Mayer, which is even more gay. John Mayer was on some sort of a radio show, and they were asking him about what he eats. He was in Montana and he's like, well, I have some friends and they cook wild game

and he's like, how do you cook it? He goes, it's meat, sir. You cook it. You just, you know, you cook it on a grill. It's meat, sir. He's the songbird of our generation, so you guys watch your fucking mouth. Not really anymore.

Where'd he go? He just kind of fell off. God damn, he can play the guitar. He started talking shit about girls he fucked. Really? Like Jessica Simpson and shit. He did some interviews, and he was dishing, and everybody lost a lot of respect for him. It's weird, yeah.

Because he was the guy, your body's a wonderland. Yeah. Everybody wants to think he's just romantic. My father's be good to your daughter. How about you be good to my daughter, you piece of shit? Yeah, fuck you, man. Hey, fuck you, John Mayer. God, you're so talented, though.

Powerful 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. Ben Saunders ready to go down. Damn, waiting at 168. Woo. 6'2". Every bit of 6'2". Every bit of 6'2". He's one of the nicest guys on the planet Earth.

Great dude. Yeah, I love Ben. He's a fucking great guy. I can't wait for the main event. He's got a nasty fucking guard, too, man. Nasty guard. If you don't know what you're event. He's got a nasty fucking guard, too, man. Nasty guard. If you don't know what you're doing and Ben Saunders wraps you up, he's going to put you in some bad positions. Let's see what Peter Sabata could do about that.

Good darses. What is Eddie Bravo doing? He's in Thailand? He's in Singapore. Singapore? He was doing a super camp. He was over there teaching jujitsu. He was over there teaching jujitsu, and then he was there for the one FC event which

Fucking Ben Askren still undefeated now 16 and oh Jesus Christ You have to freak bring him over here, please while he still can fight you think you said hey, hon you signed Fucking socket what's a go-con go-con so I go cons are being great six years ago fucking signed Ben Askren How dare you oh come on bro still talking about a go-con sake right now son What's a... Gokhan. Gokhan Saki. Gokhan Saki. Which would have been great six years ago. Fucking sign Ben Askren. How dare you? Oh, come on, bro. I'm still down for Gokhan Saki right now. Oh, come on. Gokhan is a fucking savage.

Yeah, no, he's a super savage. People are avoiding him. Let's toss him a grappler. Yeah, that's going to happen. Yeah, that's going to happen, hopefully. It's a weird signing. Hopefully he'll have a guy who's willing to stand with him. Oh, not good for Ben.

Oh, shit. Oh, he cracked with the overhand left. You signed Gokhan, but you won't sign fucking Ben Askren? Come on. Ben Askren and Dana White have a real thing. Ben Askren talked a bunch of shit about Dana White. How many years ago? Come on, drop it.

You're preaching to the choir. If it was me, I would have already signed him. I would have signed him five, six years ago. He don't want to listen to me. Look, it's the same thing about me telling you to write jokes. I don't do it. Fuck you. I write jokes, you fuck. That's my nerve. Don't say that. That's a trigger.

That's a trigger. Nothing gets me in the world but that. That's a trigger. I'll have an argument now in my car as I'm driving. Hey, fucking... The thing is, you put Ben at the Witherweight division, he's going to wrestle his way to the championship and they don't want that. I love it.

I want to see him versus Damian Miles. Yes. Or, you know, Woodley has something to say for Ben, too. Fuck yeah. Try taking Woodley down. They're training partners. Yeah, but that's a problem. But the problem with Woodley is Woodley can put you on to fucking planet Pluto with one

punch. He's so fucking. Yeah, I get you. So fucking planet Pluto with one punch. He's so fucking, yeah, I get you. A little stumbling. Pluto one punch. Kind of fucking stumbled through that one. I always say put you on Pluto. I was trying to come up with a better word. Damien has a very hard time taking Woodley down.

How do you think that fight goes down? It's a hard fight for Damien. Very hard fight because Woodley is ruthlessly powerful on his feet. His fucking striking is so scary. Think about what he did to Wonderboy. Two fights in a row. Two fights in a row. One fight.

Two fights. That second fight was dog shit. He hurt him bad, though. Still. 30 seconds in the fifth round. But still, he can do that. He can hurt you. It's always a liability.

And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division. True. Tyron Woodley can hurt you. It's always a liability. And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division. True. Tyron Woodley can hurt anybody. He's got such power. Look what he did to Robbie Lawler. One punch. Boom! Here's the problem.

Well, not the problem, but here's what. If Damian Myers doesn't engage in that, he's going to jump to guard and half guard. That's where it gets tricky. He's going to try, but he's 39 years old, and he's going to try to take down. He's way bigger. I don't know about way bigger. Oh, he's way bigger. He's taller. He's taller. But Ty but he's 39 years old, and he's going to try to take down. He's way bigger. I don't know about way bigger. Oh, he's way bigger. He's taller.

He's taller. But Tyron is a fucking tank. He's all muscle. Yeah. But you get Damian Maia in a deep half guard, I don't care who you are. You're going to have some trouble. Yeah, but you're going to be taking shots on the way in. Oh, no.

I think Woodley's the roughest matchup for Damian Maia to get a belt. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. There couldn't be a worse matchup for him, but I like it. I like it because it's interesting, but man, I wish Damian had a shot at this like a few years ago. Sabato's got some good striking. He's got a great jab.

Watch this. He's doing these undercuts and all this kind of stuff. Oh, Sabato's a good fighter. Damn. He's a very good fighter. Is he a striker first? Dean Lister in his corner. Yeah, he is definitely.

Is it Dean Lister in Peter Sabato's corner? Yeah. Interesting. Where is he? Look at this jab. You'll see him. Yeah, he is definitely. Is it Dean Lister in Peterson Bottas' corner? Yep. Interesting. Where is he? Look at this jab this one. You'll see him. Boom, boom. Pretty sure.

Ben's got a long-ass reach, man, and he likes to throw a lot of those front kicks to the body. Dude, how about Cowboy Robbie Lawler? That's crazy. Oof. That's crazy. So I think Ben, I mean, Ben can stand with people for sure But I think Ben's best chance

Is if he can get this fight to the ground See I think Ben in the clinch Sabato's really jabbing him up Ben I love Ben in the plum Yeah no he's got a great plum Yeah great plum His knees he's long They can't really get to him

He's so much bigger than them What's the plum? The thigh clinch Oh Sabato's been lighting him up with that jab man Yeah that's a nice step in jab Damn Swift What's the plum? The tie clinch. Oh. Sabato's been lighting him up with that jab, man. Yeah, that's a nice step in jab. Damn. Swift.

He's going underneath, too. He's doing uppercuts. I think it's hard sometimes when southpaws fight other southpaws, too. They're like, ooh. Yeah, it's a bit of a shit show. Yeah. This guy's facing looks just like Ben's eyes. Pretty fucked up from that jab.

He keeps getting caught, man. It's working. Ben's just trying to close He keeps getting caught, man. It's working. Ben's just trying to close the distance. Oh, shit. You got clipped. You got clipped with that left hand. That's the same thing. You got clipped.

That's why it's not going great. No, Ben's taking a lot of punishment to the face. He's moving now. Damn. Okay, but he's trying to get that clinch. But he's trying to get that clinch in Sabata. Okay, let's see if he can do anything. Okay.

Okay, here we go. How much smarter would it be for Sabata to let him stand up? Sabata fucked up. Yep. He fucked up. He's getting wrapped up here. He's in mission control here. This is what Ben needs.

This is not good. This is not good for Sabata. And Ben's got these crazy long-ass legs. He's going to get that left leg out. Watch him pop that left leg out. He's also recovering. Sabata is trying to ease his right knee forward every time Ben moves his leg, but it's going to pop up over the top.

Now, Sabata's not in a good place. This is not good. He's trying to knee forward every time Ben moves his leg, but it's going to pop up over the top. Now Sabata's not in a good place. This is not good. He's trying to apply some pressure. What's he in danger of getting caught with here? Submissions. So first of all, his left arm is completely trapped, and his right arm is on the mat, which is the wrong place for it. His right arm should be on the chest right now. Because Ben's going to put him in the dead orchard, which means both legs trapped in a triangle.

Or both arms, rather, trapped in a triangle. How much time is left, triangle how much time is left though not much if they pulled the clock it's probably 10 10 seconds yeah but also remember ben's recovering right now that's it that's it great move by ben but terrible move by homeboy to let him go to fall him down to the ground yeah i don't know why he did that i think he thought he could hammer him out and then he got wrapped up yeah interesting so what we were talking about non-fight related we were just talking about I think he thought he could hammer him out. And then he got wrapped up. Yeah, interesting. So what were we talking about non-fight related? We were just talking about something super important.

Hold on. We were talking about Tyron Woodley. Brian wishes he was a singer. Jermaine Durant to be Duck and Cyborg. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cyborg, I think, takes a lot. So what do you do?

Too much heat. Do you? Yeah, and I love that podcast you did. Don't you think that she's changed her physiology? Don't you think that? I mean, no more than anybody else has, right? What are you talking about? What other woman has done that? Well, I mean, if we're talking about steroid use that she got caught with in 2012,

I mean, how many people have been caught with steroid? I think she takes an unfair brunt. Oh, look at that straight left. That's right, straight left. I don't know. Hey, Joe, forget about all that stuff. It is what it is. So what do you do with that 145-pound division?

You just don't give Cyborg a fight? No, I think you vacate. If Jermaine Durandamy does not want to fight Cyborg. Which he said. And you are allowing Cyborg to fight, and she won't fight her. First of all, you've got to give Cyborg I mean you got to give her a fight right isn't she fighting Kat Kat and her both want it

but they for whatever reason they want to announce the fight on the Anaheim card why won't they announce it I have no idea talk to your boy well who knows what's going on you'd have to talk to Kat because Kat just came out hard against Reebok well see that interview yeah I saw that but the thing is is Kat wants to fight cat cat wants to fight

cyborg wants to fight but something there's some seems to be some sort of hiccup i'm not sure what it is but also you know with you know cyborg's going on social media you know and it's good she's voicing her pain she's unhappy but it's relentless it's every day i don't know if they want that as their champ so you want the fight and you want to be the champ now, but the UFC is going, hold up. She's already yelling now. What is she saying every day? She's saying, give me a fight. Oh, Ben Saunders with a stiff jab.

She's literally saying, I don't understand. Give me a fight. Let me fight Megan Anderson, who's the champion and victor. Let me fight Kat. Let me fight somebody. Do something. Well, I could see her argument. That makes sense.

She wants a fight. And Megan Anderson wants a fighter. I think that's a good fight that's the best fight can make yeah I don't really don't make sense well Katzen Gano has a name in the UFC and Megan Anderson doesn't have a name in the UFC yet but yeah I agree with you that's a good fight and Megan Anderson's a big girl really good big girl and very talented very Very talented. It's a great fight. She's a legit 100. Oh, Ben got rocked. Oh, Sabato. Oh, Jesus.

This is tough for Ben, man. He's taken a lot of punishment in this fight. Jesus. Fuck, he's tough, though. Look how tough he is, dude. God, is he tough. Tough as shit. My God. Oh, Sabato's got that crazy.

Sabato's been calculating. It's an uppercut. That sort of up jab. Up jab. It's amazing. It's been very smart, calculated. Not rushing him. Ben's taking punishment here. He's busted up, man. He's busted up. What a tough...

He's fucking taking punishment. He's trying to strike with him too, man. That Anaheim card has John and DC though, too. Yeah. Can't wait for that. I think there's another big fight on that card too John in D.C. though, too. Yeah. Can't wait for that. Well, and I think there's another big fight on that

card, too, right? There is. Who is it? It just got announced, didn't it? Young Jamie, what is that current state of the Anaheim card? I just don't know. I don't do Cyborg versus that Megan Anderson. Oh, oh my God. They should stop. Stop, stop.

Please stop this fight. Please, please stop this fight. Oh! Horrible name. Stop, stop, stop. please please stop oh he's gonna stop good stoppage good stoppage good stoppage that was a terrible fight for Ben Jesus Peter Sabota hey man poor man he's a tough guy but that's a legit stoppage yes oh yeah he got hurt that's fair he was taking a lot of punishment. Peter Sabato looked good. UFC 214. Okay, Daniel Cormier, John Jones. What else have we got here? Oh, this isn't the main. I mean, this is just who's on so far.

Oh, Duho Choi and Andrew Feely. Touchy Feely. Sterling Hennenborough. That's a fun one. I mean, these aren't any needle movers, but they're still going to fill the card up. Oh, Jared Brooks That's a big step up for Aljamain Sterling Huge step up

They're banking on Hennon kind of being over the hill I think Hennon Brown 15? He's ranked number 15? Is he really? God damn I mean he's lost his last two How old is Hennon? It's featherweight now Right remember we went up from 35 That's right but But still 15?

Yeah. Fuck, son. Did you hear that, what's her face? Tested positive? What the fuck's her name? In Dallas. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

Who was this? But under USADA? Yeah, she had an elevated epitestosterone ratio. Who is this? What the fuck is her name? Jermaine? No, no. The hell's her name, Jermaine?

Yeah, but under USADA rules, she wouldn't have tested positive. So it's under the Dallas Commission. Casey? It doesn't say. Yeah, Courtney Casey. Courtney Casey. There you go. That's what it is.

That's what sucks. Her win is overturned. She's fine 5,000. But under USADA rules, she'd pass the test. But under Dallas Commission, like, no, son, not up in here. Under USADA rules, she'd pass the test. Yeah. How's that work?

I have no idea. But she has an elevated epitestosterone to testosterone ratio, right? Yeah, before Dallas, though. But under USADA regulations, she didn't. That's weird. But Dallas Commission's the one who overturned it because that's the commission. Isn't that weird? Well, I mean, it makes you think, like, why doesn't USADA have more stringent testing than Dallas?

I don't understand. They have different standards. Like, Olympics, one to one, I think, or two to one. Some are four to one, five to one. Casey picked up the biggest win, blah, blah, blah. U.S. USADA, the official anti-doping agency, has yet to announce if they'll be taking any action. Oh, so Dallas has only suspended her for a short amount of time, though. They only suspended her for 90 days.

We've not been informed by USADA of anything regarding potential anti-doping policy violation for Courtney Casey. No positive tests, no suspicion of anything now or in the past. USADA has not been in contact about anything. So scroll up to the top of this article. So what happened here then?

Suspended for three months. See, that's what's weird. Because suspending her for three months through Dallas, if you get suspended through USADA, it's two years. Yeah. Right? Isn't it two years? I mean, most of the commissions, they all follow the same rules, but she's just suspended in Dallas. Yeah.

Joe Daddy. Yeah. Interesting. It's weird. All the four to one, think olympics two to one just depends on the commission but with usada because usada is an employee of the ufc remember usada is an outsourced subcontracted employee of the ufc yeah but how does usada not catch it that's what i don't understand like don't they test the samples as well well isn't it random

they don't test everyone do they i don't know i don't i don't think they don't they test the samples as well well isn't it random they don't test everyone do they i don't know i don't i don't think they don't test every fighter on the card i but dallas does or dallas did random she was one of the random ones now what causes someone to have an elevated epitestosterone range like there there's a bunch there's a bunch of ways to yeah trip those yeah but a lot of it is like taking some sort of external testosterone, right? Could be, yeah. Peter Sabota. TKO.

Right for Ben Sonderson. Looking good. Look at that wool jacket. Look at that handsome bastard. You better come correct in England, man. Hardy's a handsome dude. He's a very good looking man. He's got a pocket square?

Of course he does, right? Yes, there it is. Guy Ritchie style. Oh, there's Dean Lister. Powerful Dean Lister. Look how thick he is. Looking thicker than a musketeer he is so thick he rolls a jocko all the time they're uh training partners oh really yeah when callen's out of the room let's talk shit about him hey guys come on seriously man that's where i draw the line huh so about that joke writing Joke writing. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.

He's such a character. That's a trigger for him. It's funny. I avoid it. I can't help it. I don't want to do it. I can't help it. It's like I want to poke it. It's a soft spot.

It's the only soft spot you'll see on him. I see it right there. I just want to go. I avoid it. And then to overcome, say, for the next week, you talk about how much writing he's doing. I'm like, dude, I never said you did it. Tell Joe this. Not me, man. Talk about his boxing and how much writing he's doing. I'm like, dude, I never said you did it. Tell Joe this, not me, man. Talk about his

boxing and how much writing he's doing. Sparring. Dove Davidoff's a tough guy, okay? I know we're just talking shit, but Dove Davidoff can fight. He can fight. And he's a good friend of mine, just like John Joseph. John Joseph. Tight. We're tight. That's a good-looking jacket Dan Hardy's wearing.

What's up with that third button? The English has to come correct, man. I love when your boy Guy Ritchie broke it down on the suit. I said, fucking educate this man. Guy Ritchie's a bad motherfucker. He really is. Legit black belt? Yeah.

He's a Henzo Gracie black belt. He's been doing it for a while. Henzo Gracie doesn't give out any bullshit black belts. You know what broke my heart is hearing that and then hearing his movie Bombed. Did it bomb? Yeah. A little bit. Did it bomb? Yeah. A little bit.

Did you watch it? You didn't see it? No, I didn't see it. I'm just saying at the box office. No, I don't know if it sucks. I just know it didn't do well at the box office, which doesn't mean it, you know, it bombed as far as money making. It's a tough sell, man. Oh, movies are a monster.

King Arthur movie with a modern twist too. Yeah. Like, all right. I know. But if anyone, you know, I feel like they didn't announce that guy richie was that big of a part of it i feel like that would have sold it more because once i found out he was doing i was like oh i'm definitely in now they're talking about jimmy manawa fighting a boxing match with david hay he's trying to organize some sort of a boxing match i don't get

it yeah um well i would like to see because Manawa is such a fucking badass striker. If he wants to be that badass striker, please welcome Gokhan Saki. Perfect. That's the fight. That's the fight. Jimmy Manawa's going to show up with a fucking singlet on. Asics wrestling shoes on. Asics fucking air covers on.

All fingers taped. Because he wants to wrestle him. He'll be air covers on. All fingers taped. Because he wants to wrestle. He'll be down in a three-point stance. You want to strike with a Turkish Tyson? Have you ever seen Turkish Tyson? I've never seen. Pull up a Gokhan Saki highlight reel. Powerful dad gut.

Prepare to watch a motherfucker knock people into another dimension. While we do that, I want to ask you really quick. The UFC just signed him, B. Lightning hand speed. I want to ask you really quick. Do UFC just sign them, B? Lightning hands, B. I want to ask you really quickly, if I put moose meat and elk

on a plate, could you tell the difference? Depends on how it's prepared. They're very similar. There he is. Elk has a little bit more flavor to it. Oof.

See if you can get, is this a highlight reel? Yeah, it says highlight reel. Bet your sweet ass it's a highlight reel. His fucking hand combinations are ruthless. Oh my God.

Oh dude, you don't even know, man. He's one of the best kickboxers of all time. I'm surprised they didn't sign Tyrone Spong. Jesus. Well, Tyrone Spong has a broken leg, you know. Oh, my God, look at this. From Gokhan Saki. Dude.

You know that, right? Oh, dude. Woo, come on, son. Gokhan Saki will light motherfuckers up. Whoop. Oh, no. Look at that. That left hook.

Oh, no. Dude, he has an educated left hand. Look at that. See, his body's nothing to write home about. Nope, just he Look at that. That left hook. Oh, no. Dude, he has an educated left hand. Look at that. See, his body's nothing to write home about. Nope, just he will destroy you. He's just a stocky fella. He's a savage. He's a fucking straight sack.

Look at that. That's over him. That's over him, son. Oh, wheel kick. What the fuck? That was over him, by the way. Yeah. How much does he weigh?

How big is he? He's a 205er. He's going to fight 205. That's him against Spong. He fought Spong and checked his leg, and Spong's leg snapped in half like Anderson Silva. Jesus Christ. How is his- Tell him to get that mask off.

That shit doesn't work. Those are bad for you. These people believe in those fucking masks, man. It's silly. How is his wrestling, Gokhan Saki? I'd say terrible to awful. His kickboxing is off the fucking charts. You know what his record is in MMA?

Oh, and Warren. Oh, and Warren. He got submitted. Look at this. Oh, son. That Korean dude came correct, though, with the fashion. Sure did. Sure did.

Look at this. The human rooster goes down. That left hand is off the charts. Oh, look at him. Just kicking like this. Now imagine those with four ounce gloves on. Look at this. Watch this combination, man.

Hey. Look at this. Come on, son. Yeah, but he's going to get taken down. Look at this. No, they're not going to give him wrestlers, B. Dude, look at this fucking combination. They're going to make it exciting.

And this is Daniel Gita he's fighting, by the way. Oh my God. He's one of the best heavyweights in the fucking world I love this dude with the blonde mohawk How do you strike with him then if you're a UFC guy That's ridiculous I don't know you got to find out whether or not you can It's a different game

I'll tell you this right now I don't want to be Jimmy Manilow I don't want to fight these girls Well who knows if they're going to give him Jimmy Manilow Because Jimmy Manilow is like top three in the world right now I like heavyweight though We, it's fucking, we need something. That's a wheel kick. Well, I just feel like someone, they're going to put him in there with someone that's a good fighter.

Which is just striking. This is a big test, though. I mean, to have him come into the UFC, it's a big signing. It's a big deal. For a guy like me, I mean, my dick is hard as a rock right now. I'm very excited about this. See, I looked at it and went, God, that's some... I feel like that's a Bellator move.

Get the fuck out of here. Look at his motherfucker's hands. What's he gonna do? Look at his hands. He's gonna put hands on people. No, he's not. I'll take a high school wrestler and he's gonna mop him in the fucking floor. Why give him a high school wrestler? Because the UFC. I want to mop him on the fucking floor. Why give him a high school wrestler? Because the UFC.

I want to give him somebody who lost a bet and who has to go in there and stand with him. Who has a little bit of grudge and the UFC's like, you're going to have to do this one for us. Good God. Someone who's just like questionable judgment. Someone who makes a lot of mistakes in their life. Thinks they're a good striker. Oh yeah, you like to strike? Here's Gokhan.

That's terrifying. Well, someone who wants to prove. I want to welcome them to the UFC ands they're a good striker. Oh, yeah. You like to strike? Here's Gokhan. That's terrifying. Well, someone who wants to prove. I want to welcome them to the UFC and show them what a real striker can do. But it might be the Meinhof phenomenon, too, though. Like, what's his name? Melvin Meinhof. Manhof. Who is it?

Manhof, who was just a killer. I was like, is this like some sort of a scientific principle? Yes, Manhof. I thought you were going to talk about the Wim Hof. But he was so scary and devastating. But you're talking 10 years ago. I'm saying, though, he didn't. After the Valhalla thing, Melvin, yeah.

Melvin was a monster, but Melvin had so many knockout losses. He really can't take a shot anymore, unfortunately. He just got KO'd again. Yeah, he did. Yeah, I mean, he just got head kicked again in Bellator. Look at that jacket. Strong jacket. That Adekene jacket's killing the game.

Did you guys sell out of those or what? Oh did we ever Did we ever dude Do you guys when you sell things If you sell a lot of them Do you bring them back? Oh yeah Yeah if they're good we always bring them back

We got our summer collection about to drop What do we got? Tees, tanks Tees and tanks Tees and tanks Tees, tanks, dad hats See I want my OSP sake Oh man

OSP will take him down and Von flu the fuck out of him Correct, that's what I want to see He shouldn't fight a top 10 guy right away To think that's silly I mean I don't know what kind of experience He has in training Give him CM Punk

Let's CM Punk it up That would be hilarious CM Punk's an archer He it up well he hilarious CM Punk so I'll try it dude he's a lot bigger than CM Punk hey it's the wild and you do watch the the video would be all about CM Punk and they just they cuz the the owners don't what they're doing so just put all their eggs in CM Punk's basket. Then he gets fucking axe kicked to the skull and cracks his face in half. That's what would happen. He gets put on blast. He's not going to fight again in the UFC, is he?

Yeah, he could easily. He is for sure. With this regime, yeah. Look, the UFC is in a weird position right now. Conor is not fighting in the UFC right now. He's on hold for this Floyd Mayweather fight. Ron is completely out of the picture. Mighty Mouse doesn't want to fight TJ.

Cody is hurt. Name the biggest fight of the year, Joe. It's been a rough year. D.C. John. D.C. John is going to be the biggest fight. Well, that's going to be the biggest fight. I'm saying so far, though. So far?

There really hasn't been any bangers like we're used to. But what is the big... The steep A1, but the numbers aren't crazy. I'm saying like a needle mover. What were the numbers on that? Can you bring that up, Jamie? It wasn't like ground shaking. You know what's crazy?

I was watching Spencer Brooke yesterday. I went, holy shit, boxing this year is better than UFC for the first time in a long time. That was a big fight. But boxing in general this year has been killing it. Oh, yeah. Because they're making the matchups everyone wants to see. Kovalev Ward is next week. That's next week?

Next week. The second. Jesus, that's exciting. Yeah, right? Oh, no, two weeks. Two weeks? Two weeks. Oh, two weeks, right.

Two weeks, the second. Kovalev. It's the same weekend as the Aldo fight, right? No, it's after that. It's the week after that. Is it? Because I'm in Australia that week. I get back.

I made sure I fucking, I don't want to miss that. Nice. 350,000 pay-per-view buys. That is not that bad. Excuse me, sir? Triple G got 150 for his. They ain't paying your bills, though. It's Triple G.

I know, but isn't that crazy? Not really. He barely speaks English. But he's such a phenomenal boxer. Yeah, I know. But Canelo Chavez got over a million paper bills. Canelo doesn't speak English at all.

He can a little, but he likes to stick to his native tongue. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Stipe dos Santos. Like that card was a banger. He likes to stick

to his native tongue. Dude, I would jack off to that whole lineup. Certain things you say with real sexual flair. That's funny. There's a sexual innuendo in there. I don't know. Two soaring black bucks. You're called being a natural funny guy, Brian Callen.

Tell us about your tour dates. I sure will, guys. Oh, me? Not you. Ah, fuck off. Man, it's shit on Brian day today. We just had an extra show in Sydney. Holy shit, you're sold out in Australia.

Brian, you sold out in Australia? I don't want to talk about it, be it Irvine or him. Anyways, June 8th, 9th, and 10th, you fuckers. Joe, all I'm saying is 350,000 buys for that magnitude of a card. That card was so, that was the best card of the year. Live gate record for the UFC events at the American Airlines Center, 2.6 million. 19,000 fans. Interesting. 350,000 for that? It's crazy Airlines Center, 2.6 million, 19,000 fans. Interesting.

350,000 for that? It's crazy to me, man. That's such a fun card. Yeah. But it's just, we're in this weird time where people aren't, you know. How well do you think this is going to do? Holloway versus Jose Aldo. That's at 350,000.

I'd say Jose versus Holloway in America, about 27 buys. How dare you? Isn't that crazy, though? That's the world we're in 27 buys. How dare you? Isn't that crazy, though? That's the world we're in right now. How dare you? Well, I think it's also mismanagement by the UFC. I think that what you said about Frank Yeager, giving that young guy to Frank Yeager. That's a different thing, though.

You're eating your young before they're ready. Yeah, it's just you go through phases in fighting. Like, Box right now is killing it, and they have all these stars ready to compete. Yeah, but you're saying that after the fact. If Yair did to Frankie Edgar what he did to BJ Penn, you've got a giant superstar in Mexico. But let's be fair, though, Joe. Yair fighting BJ Penn is completely different than Yair fighting Frankie Edgar.

Oh, 100%. I love BJ Penn more than a lot of people. Oh, 100%. He had no business fighting Yair. That was a shitty fight to do to BJ Penn. people. Oh, 100%. He had no business fighting Yair. That was a shitty fight to do to BJ Penn. Well, we found out that he had no business fighting Yair. Did we? He thought that he did.

Did we? He thought he was going to be able to do something to him. That's crazy. Yeah, well. And then we're like, Yair, Frankie. But remember, Yair asked for Frankie. Kicking ass is timeless. Yeah, but you don't, just because he asked for it.

Is it timeless? Father Time says, is it though? It was timeless for Randy Couture. Well, until Machida said, is it timeless? How's that tooth doing? Hi-ya! Flying front kick. And B-Shop held mitts for you the night before.

I'm sorry. Volkan Ozdemir and Misha Sarkunov. Two guys definitely getting stopped at TSA. Excuse me? Your passport's from what? I'm sorry, guys. Are they from Dagestan or something? I don't know where the fuck they're from, but those names

confuse the shit out of me. They're from the Tartar Steps. That's what I'm saying, bro. Look at Light Heavyweight. That dude's a stud. He's from Toronto. He's a stud. Fighting out of Toronto. He's a stud. Speaks really good English, too, by the way. And he's a fucking sick grappler. That guy puts the squeeze on people.

Number five versus number seven. If number seven, Misha, becomes fucking champion of the world, if you think 350,000 paper you guys were bad, you're about to get real, real nasty. Misha Tate is the light heavyweight champion? No, different Misha. She put on some weight.

He's a Russian, but god damn it. And this guy. It's a true international sport, guys. Volkan Ozdemir! He's the underdog. He's the number five ranked? Wait a minute. How did Ozdemir become number five ranked? Because Cheeto Finger's like, yeah, let's do it.

Is that real? And he's also a wizard. Wait a minute. How is he the number five ranked. Because Cheeto Finger's like, yeah, let's do it. Is that real? And he's also a wizard. Wait a minute. How is he the number five ranked? Because light heavyweight division is, you know, dinosaurs. Because he shaves his chest. I want to say Oztemir's only had a couple of fights in the UFC. How many fights has Oztemir had in the UFC? Young Jamie.

Not a ton and definitely didn't beat a lot of top ranked guys. Well, he had a good fight with OSP, but I believe he lost. He lost that fight. So many fights has Ozdemir had. He beat OSP in a split decision. Oh, he won. Interesting. So in beating OSP, he became number five in one fight?

God. Dog, they are thirsty for people. Shogun is number four? Whoa. It's getting rough. Wow, that's crazy. They can't rank Jon Jones even though Jon Jones is going to fight for the title because he's

suspended right now. Dude, how about Gengar and Musashi? They still haven't agreed on a contract. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, what happened? Oztemir slept him. Oh, number five.

Holy shit. Number one. Get you some, John. Holy shit. Get you some, John Jones. What the fuck just happened? Well, I hope he gets on the mic and calls out. Can't be that aggressive.

We call out Lil' Nog. Ozdemir. Damn, Ozdemir. I've been fucking talking about him since the 80s. Well, I guess he's number one now. He's number one. Alexander Gustin, we're going to have to take a step back. Listen, he's not hurt, so we're going to cancel this fight.

We're going to move the main event. Ozdemir, Ozdemir. Let's watch the highlight of that, man. So it looks like Misha was trying to close the gap, and he just got lit up. Let's check this out. Lit up by the wizard. That's a quick KO, man. He looks like a guy was trying to close the gap, and he just got lit up. Yep. Let's check this out. Lit up by the wizard. That's a quick KO, man. He looks like a guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons.

No, Vulcan's the name of, exclusive name of wizardry. He's backing him up. He's getting lit the fuck up. He's getting lit up. Boom. Hit him right behind the ear. Wow. One short punch like that.

Right behind the old ear. That's interesting. Wow, that's all it takes, huh? Look at this. That's the best light heavyweight in the world, you fucks. That is crazy. He's number one in the world. Dude, that is a-

It's not crazy. You calm down. That is a crazy one-punch knockout. Man, if I ever have to knock somebody out and they're in my house, I'll hit them right there. Look, you said I'm number four. Damn, dude. I'm number fucking four now. In your face.

That's crazy, though. Right behind the ear, you go out, huh? Yeah, dude, I can't wait to see him versus Jon Jones this summer. Dude, I'm telling you, a lot of guys get hit behind the ear. To get hit behind the ear sliding to the side like that while you're getting bombed on. There's nothing worse. He was just getting bombed on. I was like, fuck, boom. That's crazy.

That's why he's the best. Oh, my God. We're both Oztemir fans. Fighter and a kid, we are fucking huge Oztemirir We've been on his train For quite some time A long time dude Who did Corey Anderson Just fight

Corey Anderson Fought Who did he just fight So he beat Homeboy Brunson And then lost to Jimmy Manilow

He's got some nipples On him That's all I know Jimmy Manilow Fucked him up man Jimmy Manilow Lid him up Manilow

Lid him up No Brunson See if you pull that up Pull up. Jimmy Manawa lit him up. Manawa lit him up. No, Brunson. See if you can pull that up. Pull up the Jimmy Manawa KO. Is Manawa an African name? Is he from Africa originally? He's from England, but I'm sure African descent. Nigerian or something.

He's black. You know, Jimmy didn't even start fighting until he was like 28 years old, and he had his first professional boxing match three months after he started training. What? Yep. So I still have a chance. Yes. No. No. That's the moment. I said 28, not 50. Yeah? Yep. So I still have a chance? Yes. No.

No. I said 28, not 50. Yeah, but biologically, look at my face. No. All right. A lot of lies. Fucking the shitting on Brian continues, everybody. A lot of lies.

I don't like the lies. A lot of lies. A lot of lies. A lot of lies. I don't like the lies. Jimmy Manilow is a freaking monster. He's fun to watch, but any time he's faced a tough test, he's never passed it. Well, he's going to fight, well, he actually doesn't have a fight, but he got KO'd by Rumble,

which everybody does. It's such a bummer that Rumble's going to retire. Yeah, he's out. It's crazy. Do we know what he's doing for the Rams? I don't know what he's doing. Running kicks back. He's doing something with weed.

He is a weed business. And he corrected me because I went, how the hell is he doing's doing for the Rams? I don't know what he's doing. Running kicks back. He's doing something with weed. He is a weed business. And he corrected me because I went, how the hell is he doing CBD stuff with the Rams? And he reached out to me and was like, yo, they're not connected, fool. I'm doing something with the Rams. I was in sports. And I'm doing CBD medical marijuana over here. They're not intertwined, asshole. My bad, Rumble.

My bad. My bad. It's crazy because he's arguably one of the most talented guys in the history of the division. And he gets out on top. But listen, that's the way to get out. And his explanation for it was perfect. Look, I'm tired of wrestling with dudes. I'm tired of getting hit.

He said, I never enjoyed fighting. I was just good at it. I was just athletic. I don't want to do this. That's fair. Hey, good for him, man. Good for him. Hell yeah, good for him. Good for him. What are you want to do this. That's fair. Hey, good for him, man. Good for him. Hell yeah, good for him.

Good for him. What are you going to do? Stick around? There's three of you up there. You're just going to keep fighting Glover, fucking Gustafson, and John Jones? And now my boy fucking Misha? Yeah. Yeah.

No. No, it's Vulcan. I'm sorry. Vulcan, bro. It's Vulcan. Vulcan. That is such a crazy stoppage that he catches him behind the ear like that, sliding away. Jimmy Manilow, you better watch your fucking P's and Q's.

Watch it, Jimmy. Watch it, Jimmy. Volkan's on the move. Watch it, Jimmy. Volkan. But yeah, let me tell you something. Jimmy Manilow's not going to run at you like that. This is crazy.

Misha's coming forward. Look at this. Dink. That's so weird. Blonk. That's so interesting. Out cold. Good time to do it, too, right? And begin the fight where you're cold. Look at this. Dink. That's so weird. That's so interesting. Out cold. Good time to do it too, right?

And begin the fight where you're cold. Look at this. Yeah, bow. Misha. He just shuts off. Misha will be back. I've just never seen anything like this. Do you know this is a big fight for Misha too because Misha was almost out of the UFC.

Huge fight for him. They had rough negotiations. Damn. They had rough negotiations. And then he gets starched like that in 10 seconds. Yeah, they're not going to be nice to you. How many seconds was that if you had to guess? About 6? 12.

What are they saying? Was it 12? All that training. Is that Switzerland? Is he from Switzerland? That sucks. Yeah, he's from Switzerland. Is he? Can't be the best light heavyweight in the world having yellow teeth. Switzerland. Yeah, he's from Switzerland. Is he? Can't be the best light heavyweight in the world. I believe that's Switzerland. Yeah, he can.

Okay, here's Corey Anderson versus Manilow. That's a good fight. It's true. Volkov? Volkov just beat fucking Roy Nelson. Manilow, actually, when Manilow knocked out Corey Anderson, he knocked him out with one punch. The real impressive KO was Manawa versus OSP. Manawa lit OSP up like he was a fucking evergreen tree in Times Square.

For sure. He says, You got to see those fluid combinations. Corey Anderson has some tips on him. He's got some nips. Some nippled up. Yep, he's nippled up, guys. Corey Anderson's black on black crime here.

He just catches him. I don't see Colin, brother. I think he got him in the first round. You don't at all? Nah, man, I'm just... So what do you see when you see people? Equal rights is a huge hobby of mine, so I don't really know what you're talking about. Okay, so how about the cops come, some guy from Africa robs you.

Yeah. How do you describe him? I drop an M-bomb. I describe him as a mushroom. Depends on what color the cop is. Even then, I'm furious. No, I'd describe him as a man with small calves and a high belly button. That's all I'd say.

High belly button. I saw a dude in line. I was buying some chicken the other day. No racism. And as I was going to buy some chicken, because I'm a white guy, I like chicken too. There was this guy in line that could not be anything but black. Just by, like, I could send you a picture.

His ass was so ridiculous. It was like, this guy was fat too. He wasn't like an athlete. But his ass came to the middle of his back. He had like a belly and his upper body looked normal. But his ass was literally like he was stealing basketball. This guy put a basketball in each cheek.

I celebrate that. It was crazy. I call that the ostrich effect. I'll see some Instagram girls the same way, and it is just glorious. Yeah, but the Instagram girls, a lot of those bitches have fake asses. Not if they're black. You never know, man. There's black girls with fake asses, for sure.

All asses. Yeah, but if it's a white girl with a black ass, then you know what's up. If it's a black girl, she'll get you. Well, the white girls that have those asses that are fake, the problem is they don't have fake thighs. That's right. So they have these toothpick thighs. They look like popsicles. Like those Kim Kardashian pictures.

Are those real? I keep wondering if those are real. Those are real, sir. Yes. And so she did get a fake ass? Yes, 100%. Everyone in this room would have fun with that. Here's what happened.

What she usually does is bring fake paparazzi with her places. They take these fake candid photos and they airbrush the shit out of them. They Photoshop them. They make everything look beautiful. But when she was in Mexico, she got jacked by real paparazzi. Some Mexicans who don't give a fuck. They were hiding in the bushes. They Photoshopped what?

And they did some real paparazzi pictures yeah that it's not a good look I was here oh it's horrible yeah because they're actually my bed freedom tomorrow big lumpy dumpy thing and then the legs of these little skinny things she's not she's not an athlete whereas if if you look like, look at Serena Williams. That's what I'm talking about. We're on the same fucking page. Giant alpha black female ass. I stood in a sort of a talking group with her. I was looking at her arm.

She had this very nice little dress and I was looking at her beautiful, she's just, I literally had to reach out at one point and grab her bison. She's a specimen. Dude, I was backstage before she was at the Miami and grab her bison. She's a specimen. Dude, I was backstage with her before she was at the Miami. Back that up just a hair, young Jamie.

Her ass is all, it's 100% muscle meat. Watch this. Watch this KO. A little bit, just a wee bit earlier. Watch this. I remember this. Bank. Crazy hook.

Amazing left hook. Come on, man. That was so accurate. Yeah, she's a stud athlete. And if you look at her ass, her ass is ridiculous. Best tennis player ever? Best female tennis player ever? I should say redonkulous.

It's redonkulous. Redonkulous. But her legs are, too. Like, her legs fit her ass. She's in proportion. All horsepower. I feel like everyone here, including Jamie, is a little light in the ass for her, including myself. But she likes regular white guys like Jamie and me.

Have you seen her man? Her man looks like... She's marrying a guy who looks like... He owns Reddit, I think. But she likes regular white guys like Jamie and me. Have you seen her man? Her man looks like... She's marrying a guy who looks like... He owns Reddit, I think. He's on here. What's that? He's on here. Alexis Ohanian.

She's marrying him? Yeah. She's pregnant. She's pregnant with his baby. Oh, that's ridiculous. You know she fucks him with a strap on. You know she does. She probably wears a mask, too.

That kid's gonna come out and be like... She probably wears a devil mask and puts a strap on and punches him. With tennis balls and shit? Yeah, she's probably... Like a devil mask and puts a strap on on and punches him. And hits him with tennis balls and shit. Yeah, she's probably like a racket. Yeah. She rackets him in the asshole. Yeah. Whack.

Racks him in the asshole. That baby's come out already the size of the dad. I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, no punishing. Wow, that's amazing. Look at him straining his ass there. Oh, he- Yeah, he blew out a disc.

Lexus is a nice guy, but that shit's ridiculous. Dude, good for him for pulling her. I'm impressed. I like it. That's incredible. He's not afraid. You're fucking right. You're dressing up as a bear and shit.

Whatever the fuck she tells you to do. That's incredible. How did he pull that off? To think we had a shot, fellas. He's a smart guy? Maybe he's just beta enough to sit back and let her get gorilla fucked by stud athletes on the sneak. All right, sir.

You're talking about the greatest female tennis player in the world. I'll find out. But don't you think that she's going to want some real dick? No. Or maybe she's a Drake before that. He's not like a giant. He might have a real dick. Maybe he does.

He might just have this giant, angry, reddit dick. Like a dragon. Yeah. And we don't know. Or girls don't care that much. How about that? How about he pulls it out and smoke comes out of the nose like smog like a hog oh my god i'm not gonna have this conversation serena

he might just be awesome though you You have him in here? Was he awesome? My stomach is so full. So you want my gold? Gold? How about she won that tennis tournament at nine weeks pregnant? Did she really? Oh my God, that's amazing. Fucking monster. I'll give you a maybe.

She's such a good athlete, man. God, that guy hit the jackpot having her baby, didn't he? It's amazing. For sure. Good for him, man. Well, she doesn't need the money. She's rich as shit. Yep.

Maybe she just likes nice guys. He's a really smart dude. Nice white guys. Yeah. Interesting. She dated LaVon Arrington for a little while. Okay, how does this fight play out? Does Glover have anything left?

You know Glover knocked out Rashad, but Glover's got a bum shoulder, man. And he was having a hard time with his shoulder in his last fight against Jared Cannoneer. Yeah. And he had a hard time in training for it. If Alexander Gustafson's head is on right, to me, he's the best light heavyweight in the world. Really? Yep.

But DC beat him. And Jon Jones beat him. I think he beat DC in that fight. Well, he's the best light heavyweight in the world now that Rumble's retired. You're saying. Well, that Rumble fight, he got headbutted. Yeah. There's a lot of asterisks. To me, talent wise,

if his mind's on right, like remember his fight at 165 with John? But a headbutt is two heads colliding. It's not like you're hitting him with a weapon. I'm saying it's a bit of a freak accident. I don't know. If they fight again, I bet that fight goes different. I'm not saying he'd win, but I think it goes different. Especially now.

You don't think Anthony Johnson that showed up to fight DC would beat Gus Finn? Well, I think he was on his way out in that fight. That's what I'm saying. That fight, it seemed to me like he really just did not want to fight anymore in that fight. That's what I'm saying. When he started clinching with DC, I was like, what is happening here? That's weird. Are you going to take down the limit?

He had already had it in his mind it was over. He told everyone weeks before. That's crazy. He told his camp and family. I was hearing that he was barely training for that fight. That's what I was hearing. I thought it was bullshit. I was like, come on. He's fighting for the title. And I was hearing all kinds of shit, like he came into training four weeks out.

So weird, man. I get it. But if you're one foot in, one foot out, you're like, I might as well get this money. Just try and wrestle. Because that's what it looked like. How much did he make in that fight? $500,000. So Glover is a guy that if he didn't have those six years outside of the UFC, I feel like he could have been a champ. Not with Jon Jones at the helm.

No, he wouldn't have been a champ with Jon Jones at the helm. It would have been before Jon Jones. Who was before Jon? Shogun? Yeah, champ with Jon Jones at the helm. It would have been before Jon Jones. Who was before Jon? Shogun? Yeah, you're right. That's fair. He could have probably done some work. He had a chance.

He just got there so late, right? Yeah. It was a visa issue? Yep, for six fucking years when he was in his prime. Damn. He was one guy, like when he destroyed Sokuju in the WEC, back when the WEC was in Northern California in the middle of nowhere. Remember that?

Yeah. When Reed was running. Yeah, Reed Harris. I love Reed Harris. Love Reed. He's a great guy. Is he still with the UFC? Yes.

God, I love that guy. But when Glover, back in those days, Glover was a fucking destroyer. Like a goddamn destroyer. Glover's like the Brazilian boogeyman. Everyone was like, dude, wait until this guy gets to the UFC. Wait. They're trying to figure out his visa. And then Chuck Liddell signed off on him.

And Hathleman signed off. And then by the time he got there, you know, he had that rampage fight. It wasn't great. Well, he fought Kyle Kingsbury and smoked him. And then everybody was like, whoa. Maldonado. Maldonado. Remember how he fought him?

But Maldonado clipped him. Remember that? Gave him the chicken dance. Woo! Yeah. Maldonado, he's that secret freaking dad bod boxer. Brazilian boxer. He clipped Fedor. He beat Fedor, sir. I think he should have beat him. He beat Fedor. I think he should have beat boxer. Brazilian boxer. He clipped Fedor.

He beat Fedor, sir. I think he should have beat him. He beat Fedor. I think he should have beat him. In Russia. Yeah. They're like, nah, you're good. They're like, yeah, I don't think so.

Come on, bro. You ain't got to kill him. He tried to protest. Like, you should have protested the fact that you got on a plane and went to Russia. That's why you should have protested. Anywhere else you won that fight, kid. It's true, man. I mean, by the new scoring, he won it in a big way.

Easily. Yeah, for sure. I mean, Fedor never really hurt him. Never? No, but he hurt the shit out of Fedor. He had Fedor on queer street. They would have stopped that fight in America a lot of times. Yeah.

Especially in New York, though. Fedor took a turn where all the men were wearing dresses. What the fuck? That was queer street. What do you think happened with Fedor and Mitrione? Mitrione easily could knock him out. Yeah, early on. I just think that Fedor is still Fedor in bursts.

But I just think if you look at the Maldonado fight, look, you're not talking about Fedor in his prime. Fedor in his prime kills Mitrione. You go back to Fedor in the pride days, but Mitrione is way closer to his prime than Fedor is. And Mitrione has a chin like a motherfucker still. Roy knocked him out. Roy TKO'd him.

He didn't knock him flatlined. Flatlined him. He didn't flatline him. He hit him with a hammer and dropped him. Dropped, but he didn't flatline him like Ronda style or something like that. Or like Mark Hunt. That's true. It was only a couple punches, though.

Yeah, but I'm just saying he didn't flat, flatline him. Well, we both agree he could take it. And Mitr was only a couple punches though. Yeah, but I'm just saying he didn't like flat flat line. Yeah, but we both agree he could take it. And Mitrione is a way better athlete. Mitrione is fast on his feet. If Mitrione fights smart, I think he can win that fight. But that's the key there. He has to fight smart. Yeah, I mean and people get mad at me for saying that, but I'm

just saying Fedor in this day and age this Fedor, the today Fedor He's got a wolf tattooed on his chest. Who would get mad? A lot of people would. A lot of Fedor fanboys. Fedor. He's got a wolf tattooed on his chest. A lot of people would. A lot of Fedor fanboys. Oh, God damn it. It's 2017, you fucks. It's just hard when-

It's like getting mad because we said Wanderlei had fucking surgery on his face. It's life. Shit happens. I would like to see Fedor take the Vitor route and get over to Ryzen and let's get this party started. Yeah, or just stay in Bellator and just keep it in Russia. We got a medicine cabinet. Does Alexander Gustafson train in Sweden? Or does he have a camp in...

Look at all these glass bottles. Listen, these glass bottles... What do you think of that, Fedor? These glass bottles are victory. It's all in there, baby. Let's bring it back. Bring back the golden years. T-R-T.

We're gonna get you on... Nah, fuck the T-R-T. A bunch of good stuff. Yeah, get on that Hugh Jackman sauce. And a draw of 50. And a draw of 50. And a draw of 50. Get on some shit that makes you grow eyebrow hair. Your forehead starts getting hairy.

And shorter. How about this guy? How about this guy right here? You got somebody. Where does he train Gustafson? In Sweden? Or does he have his camp somewhere else? That's a good question.

Sweden. He used to do a lot of Alliance in San Diego, but I don't know. He did this camp in Sweden. Did he? Yeah. The whole camp? For sure, yeah. Well, Manawa was with him.

I know Manawa did some training with him. He's got some interesting tattoos. The tattoos are kind of, he's got a Native American, he's got a wolf, and he's got the, is that the club? Jack of Spades or something? Yeah, and he's got all those little lines are like when he fights. Every time he fights, he gets a new one. And the ones that he wins are dark

and the ones that he loses are white. And then the ones that he gets, I guess a draw is like a half. I like, that might be my tattoo. It's a tough tattoo. Just a bunch of white lines. Gustafson's a tough dude. Damn, 37.

He's also a dude, yeah. Glover's been around. Those six years cost him hard, man. Fuck, that's a bummer. He'd be in his goddamn prime right now. Have you spent a lot of time with, like the nicest guy ever guy ever glover's the best savage behind the eyes and you think he hates you but really he's cool he's a sweetheart yeah he's a really really good guy brazilian with a russian mentality oh he's a killer and you know i mean it didn't help that he was fucking left out

for six years well look he put rashad away last year, but then Glover, I mean, Rampage, excuse me, Rumble put him away with one punch. He knocked his tooth out. He knocked his fucking soul out. His soul had to come back down. Gravity had to put his soul back down into his body. Did you see how far that tooth went flying? Crazy, especially in slow motion. I thought that was CGI at first.

Is that definitely a tooth that flew out of his mouth? I'm pretty sure. I thought it was spit. I think Gustafson, if he shows up, should't murk Glover, I hate to tell you. I think he murks him, yeah. Interesting. I think he beats him up. Interesting.

And then Glover would be ranked way behind my boy, who just won tonight. I'm really interested to see that Mitrino-Fedor fight. I'm going to buy that. I'll buy that on pay-per-view. I'm also really interested to see Lorenz Larkin. Larkin? Lorenz Larkin

versus Douglas Lima. Which one? Diego Lima's the UFC guy, right? He's fighting in the UFC now. Is it Douglas Lima? Yeah, Douglas Lima is the Bellator champion. Yeah, correct.

He's a fucking beast. Dude, Chandler too. I love watching Chandler. Fuck yeah. That card is fucking crazy. How about Rory motherfucking McDonald looked as good as any fighter.

Well, he's the best welterweight on the planet. He might be. He is. He might be. He beat the champ. He beat the champ. He beat Damian Maia. But then he lost to Wonderboy, but still.

He lost to Wonderboy, but his nose was jacked in that fight. How good did he look? Phenomenal. And then he said. And then he goes, do you have a message for Lima or Munson or fucking Larkin. He goes, I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health. I'm out. I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health.

And dead serious. Yeah, dead serious. He's dead serious. I want to see that. He told me that he spent a lot of time working on improving his game while he was taking the time off to heal his nose. He's like, he just sparred too much. His nose just kept opening up and it was a real problem His nose got smashed in the Robbie Lawler fight. He never never gave a chance to me

He couldn't see so he got hit it all went white and the blood like rushed and into the his face He said everything was white. He just couldn't see him was like fuck. He knows Rory knows. He's a Monster warrior like they're happy some bad shit to get him to stop Glovers knows he's a monster warrior. There'd have to be some bad shit to get him to stop. Dude, Glover's taller than I thought. He's a big dude. I don't know if it's the angle of the camera or what. It's the angle. Gustafson's fucking huge.

6'6". He's tall. Gustafson's huge. Yeah. Glover has a fucked up right shoulder from the Jon Jones fight. Jon Jones, Glover had an underhook on Jon Jones. Jon Jones wrapped the overhook on him and yanked his shoulder out. It was a loose underhook.

I get so nervous for a guy who's fighting in his hometown. How good is John? John dismantled Glover. I was like, oh, you're good? Check this out. Yeah. If I see one more advertisement for fucking Logan, I'm about to bust. I'm a bust. They are really coming hard with the Logan ad.

God, get it out of my face. He's an alcoholic in it, for God's sake. You're very aggressive. I like the way this guy, I like the way Gustafson's moving, guys. Side to side. Tell you right now, Gustafson wrestling, too, is very underrated. But Glover can grapple with the best of them. Black Belt, Abu Dhabi, competition.

He's a monster. Ooh, good kick. More knockout power, Glover. Glover's a great boxer man Oh shit Gustafson's got some Knockout power Nice uppercut

Oh boy Be careful Okay Alright alright Let's calm down Everybody calm down Glover also has Underrated wrestling

That's right on his head His grappling's Really really good Good little Good little Somersault there Dude if Gustafson Loses again his hometown

He's a little nervous right now He might have tooses again his hometown He's a little nervous right now He might have to be In suicide He's a little nervous Remember we got Lost to fucking Johnson In his hometown And went MIA

For a fucking year Yeah It's tough when you're The hometown hero man Well it's also You train so hard For this one big moment And then you lose

And you gotta like Reassess Like where am I He was on billboards And shit He's still only 30 That's another thing to think about with Alexander He's 30 years old

He's in his athletic prime He's just a little nervous right now I feel like he's a little nervous How dare you A little hesitant How dare you judge these men I'm nervous I'm gonna have him tweet about your writing

Don't you fucking dare do that That's hilarious How funny would that be Why is Gus controlling me about my fucking writing? Oh Great right hand Oh there you go That's a right hand funny would that be? Why is Gustafson trolling me about my fucking writing? Oh, great right hand. Oh, there you go. That's a right hand. I wish Gustafson would make a great uppercut.

Oh, nice uppercut. Wow. Yeah, he's targeting that uppercut. He just loosened the fuck up. Keep using that jab, Gustafson. Because of that rumble fire. Use that jab, son. Tell him to just come forward.

Knead up. See, I don't like that. Oh, I don't need to wait from that right hand. Oh, man. Man, Gustafson's good though let's call a little check hook there he's wake him up call call wake me up up all right she's just avoiding it that's smart man good movement that's the uh overeem tactic there we run away deal for him remember when we start doing that and it worked long legs look at this shit look at this long arms fuck who's the one dude that Nate

quarry fought that was literally running away from him Caleb stone Caleb star that's right and Nate quarry was was going after him like this yeah yeah but I think he was hurt in that fight no he covered his eyes yeah no he wasn't hurting that fight he wasn't yeah yeah fight. He wasn't. I thought he had an injury. Yeah, he hurt his foot. Yeah, he couldn't. He fucked his foot up. Running. That was a terrible fight. Wasn't good.

It ruined Caleb's career. Yeah. People were so... Oh, he's going for that uppercut again. Oh, oh, oh. He poked him. He poked him. Jesus Christ.

How can he poke... Well, I guess if he put his left hand out. Yeah. He poked his hand out first, then he hit him with the uppercut. God damn it. What did he do? What did he do? Oh, he poked him first, and then he didn't mean to.

We'll see in the replay what happened. Shit. If this is in New York, oh, Glover wins the fight. No contest. Fuck. This is the worst part of fighting is these goddamn eye posts. Oh, no, Glover's fine. He said, I'm all right.

Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh, he's lucky that uppercut missed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Oh, he's lucky that uppercut missed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see if they can get a... Oh, man.

Look at that. Right in there. That's the worst. But that's the other eye. Oh, is right eye or his left eye? Is it both eyes? Did he get poked in both eyes? Ain't that a bitch?

Or maybe he's like squinting with his left eye. Look, Glover's saying, I'm good to fight. Get out of the way. That's what you want. You don't want guys to be like, I don't know. It's tough. Glover's like, get the fuck out of my way. The old eye gouge for street fighting.

Some of those kung fu guys were on to something. Oh, they were on to something. Eagle claw? Fuck out of here. Tiger paw. Tiger and eagle. I use both. Brian, did you see that video where that Tai Chi guy fights the MMA guy?

It's hilarious. I did not. I did not. It lasted like a few seconds. Did you send me that, Joe? Yeah. Yeah, it's hilarious. The MMA guy crushes him, and then the MMA guy had to go into hiding because apparently

people in China want to kill him because it's like a disgrace to the Chinese martial arts. Well, it's not a martial. It's not. Fire that right hand, B. That's their fault. Oh! Jesus, that's a beautiful uppercut. Damn. And fast. It's a martial Fire that right hand, B. That's their fault. Oh! Beautiful uppercut. That's a beautiful uppercut. Damn. And fast. It's so long you can get out, too.

That's a nice uppercut. Man. Gustafson looking slick. Dude, if future UFC lightweight champ. Him and John, man, that's the fucking fight. It might be. Might be. Well, now that Rumble's out of the picture. I mean, Gustafson, you gotta remember, did knock out Jimmy Manilow.

There's a right hand over the top. I wonder how they handled that now they've been training together, you know? Gustafson already beat Manilow. Yeah, he knocked him out. But I wonder how they handled that because if Manilow was still in the mix, if they do eventually have to cross paths again. I'm not trying to see that again. Well, it's so thin up there.

It's so thin up there. They have to. They have to fight again. It's almost like flyweight. Like, who the fuck is there? No you look at this running away That's the over and then stop. Oh, we clipped him with that uppercut again again with the uppercut good left get out of there There you go. See that's the tactic. I'm not mad this tactic clover swinging for the fences to Oh back kick We got five rounds of this boys. I love this fight fight, man. Gustafson John 2? Are you kidding

me? Look at this. I'd love to see Gustafson John 2. I don't know why I'm saying dumb shit that everybody knows. But listen, again, Gustafson, 30 years old. He's still young, man. A lot of fight left, Joe. He's had a lot of fights, too, though. Yeah, he has had some wars, too.

Yeah. The John fight. DC was a war. John was a fucking war. And he got a some wars, too. Yeah. The John fight. The DC fight. The DC was a war. John was a fucking war. And you got a beating from Rumble. Yeah. Other than that, it's kind of beat the shit out of people. Oh, he just fakes the takedown. This is an interesting fight.

The way it's playing out. Glover is chasing him down, man. Glover has to hope he can get him pinned. He's got to get inside that reach. Look at that. There it is again. That uppercut is so snuggly. I wonder if Glover is to hope he can get him pinned. He's got to get inside that reach. Look at that. There it is again. That uppercut is so snuggly. I wonder if Glover's going to time that with an overhand right.

He's going to try, but you've got to remember his right hand's the one that's fucked up. His shoulder on his right side is fucked up. I've got to piss hard. I love this one. Go piss. Go piss. Go ahead and piss. You want me to help you out? Piss out of your giant base. How about this fucking Golden State Cavs?

I'm going to have to find us a... You guys are going to talk basketball, aren't you? I'll throw up. I don't have... I'll throw up on this table. I will watch that basketball and eat that taco. Fuck you guys. It goes in the net and I get so excited.

Have a good piss, buddy. It's crazy when the ball goes in the net. I've never seen anything like it. Jamie gets mad. It's not what it's about. It's about other things. It's about more important things. It's about athletics. It's about the best players in the world.

It's about coaching. It is a great sport, but you know. You know how much they're making? That's a lot on the line. That's a bad Jamie impression. I make fun of Jamie's sneakers and he makes fun of Under Armour. He's like, you weren't Under Armour. I'm like, what's wrong with Under Armour? Like, in the world of, like, sneaker dorks?

Is Under Armour like Walmart? Shop's got 200 pairs of sneakers. Yeah, in the rank. Close. What's it like? It's like number four or five in the list of hierarchy. Hey, we have the same dog trainer. Ryan?

Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk. Yeah. Here we go. Round dose. Do, do, do, do. We got a double jab by Gustafson.

A very interesting fight. How is your dog? Great. You got a German Shepherd, right? Yeah shepherd i got a german girl or boy girl is she cool with your kids yeah the best i'll never have another dog besides german shepherd really yep a working line shepherd there's nothing i've had dogs my whole life they're just different animals they're so keyed into you they listen to you and they're wary of strangers man they don't fuck around yeah amazing watchdogs but they, but they can not dog aggressive. They stay with you.

They're the best. I love them. Our boy Mr. Schaub's going to get one. I like German Shepherds, too. What I don't like is ones that don't get trained well, and they bite kids. No, that's why you get a dog with solid nerves. You guys talking about pups? Talking about dogs.

I'm picking up my Malinois. Malinois. Today. Belgian Malinois. Yeah, today. Today? Trained dogs. I'm picking up my Malinois. Malinois. Today. Belgian Malinois. Yeah, today. It's today? Train, today. I thought it was Monday.

I'll let you know. A lot of people don't like Belgian Malinois because they're almost a little too gay. They are, but he's got a special one. You should see this one. I saw the picture. You sent me a picture. He saw it picked. This thing will inhale an intruder. Yeah, those motherfuckers don't play.

Ooh, look at that. Upper cut again. Pop, pop. What cut is that? What happened? Headbutt? I don't know. Yeah, but Guffers don't play. Ooh, look at that. Uppercut again. Pop, pop. What cut his eye? What happened? Headbutt? I don't know. Yeah, but got since playing now.

Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Brian was talking about working dogs. I'm obsessed with working dogs. Brian knows his dogs. I'll give him that. He does.

You're a little too into dogs, B. See, you're into dogs. You're into guns. You're into fighting. Don't talk about cars. You're turning into a pussy. Yeah, what's up with that? I only have so much in my brain, brothers. You know what it is, man? You've never driven one you're into fighting. Don't talk about cars and turn into a pussy. Yeah, what's up with that?

I only have so much in my brain, brothers. You know what it is, man? You've never driven one. Probably. Yeah. That's all I need, though, right? You know what you need? Oh! Careful now!

Careful with that runaway. Glover. I'd rather him tie him up than fucking go out and get punched in the face. He's bleeding bad out of that nose, man. Glover's getting picked apart in the middle of the octagon. Yeah, it's the jabs. When he gets to the cage, it's fucking... Oh!

Oh! Oh! Beautiful! Oh, my God. Mortal Kombat! Got your back! Mortal Kombat! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Son!

Oh, Glover's in trouble. Big trouble. When's the last time you saw that? Last time I saw a combo like that, Nate Marquardt, Tyrone Woodley, Strikeforce. Oh, boy. Wow, what a combination. Oh, boy. Spinning elbow.

Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. I've seen that on dummy bests. Oh, no. Gustafson coming alive. Gear, gear, gear, gear, gear. I've seen that on Dunley. Oh, no. Gustafson coming alive. Gustafson is the real fucking deal. Shabba saying it a long time ago. I'll give him that. The one thing he's right about with fighting was Gustafson.

Look at his face. Glover's face is a mask. It's a mess right now. But again, Glover's that guy. He has so much knockout power. It's like one shot. Oh, great body shot. Yeah, very good.

Cardios can be an issue for him. Maybe. With that broken nose. Brendan, you trained with Gustafsson. You sparred with him. I trained with both these guys. I remember you saying that way before you were like, he's the real deal. Best I've ever trained with, hands down.

Gustafsson? Yes, by far. Really? Biggest freak I've ever seen. I couldn't believe it, man. Like how so? He was so good at everything. Obviously, I knew he was really good.

His size, I watched him spar with a world champion boxer. It literally eight rounds and just do work on the dude, straight up boxing. A world champion? Who was the world champion? I forget the guy's name. You know how many belts are of some guy. But he literally

went in there, did work against him, then jumped out and went three rounds with me. I was so impressed, man. Was he boxing sparring with him? Just boxing? Straight up boxing and fucking him up. I wonder if Teixeira is still in this fight, guys. He was straight up boxing and Teixeira was going, don't knock him out, Alexander. Do not knock him out.

Wow. Yeah. It was crazy. I wonder if Alexander ever thought about actually just boxing. I don't know nice front kick to the fire there Oh Jesus you got the left lover is Doing work, but you look at his fight with that John Jones fight to me That's a great greatest light heavyweight fight of all time. I was fucking so thrilled with that fight, man. Amazing fight. Because it was finally, John Jones kind of met his match. Granted, John probably had two hours of sleep and did a bunch of lines of coke, so who knows now. But still, at the time, it was great.

I don't like this running away, because Glover's going to time this shit, man. You think? I think so. It worries me. In all your years of fighting, have you ever seen that happen? Yes, with Mr. Overeem. With Mr. Overeem. With Mr. Overeem. I don't

teach my students to run like this. It's a weird technique to do all the time. Let me ask you guys this while we're watching the fight. What's the best setup to do a fight companion? Because I'm building a fight companion studio in the next place. I feel like we should have punching bags that we can hit out of frustration or

anxiety. Well, what I'm thinking is the way we're sitting here across from each other and watching the fights is not totally ideal. I'm thinking. Roundtable? Yeah, more like a semi-circle, like a half moon. Oh, that's cool. Almost like an analyst desk. Yeah, and then the TV there. But this way we'll all be like kind of facing each other.

That's cool. That's what I've been thinking. That's a great idea. But we should have a desk, right? It's good to have a desk for drinks and stuff. So I'm going to set up a second thing just in front of a big-ass TV, and I'm thinking of putting a big-ass

TV, like even bigger than this motherfucker. Like a projector? That's a good idea. No, no, no, like a 110-inch LCD bad motherfucker. Look at this combo. Beautiful. It could also be, we could also, no, no. Like 110 inch LCD. Bad. Oh, fuck. What's the new thing? Look at this combo. Beautiful. It could also be, we could also have a big couch. I wonder, would that make us too tired?

That's what I'm thinking. Couch is a bad idea. I think these chairs are the shit. Yes. These chairs, these are, people keep asking. This is not a sponsor. Ergo Depot sent me these. They're from.

I love them. They're called Kapiscos. And they're ergonomic. Tommy Buns has these now. Tom Segura has these in his podcast. Ergo, what? Depot? Ergo Depot.

Best chairs I've ever sat in. Yeah, ergotdepot.com. And these fucking chairs are excellent because they're comfortable, but they're also ergonomic. So, like, you sit up straight. Yeah. And because you sit up straight, after the end of the show, your back doesn't fucking hurt. Not at all. Definitely don't do a couch for the fight campaigns.

No, no couches. I think these chairs are it for podcasts. I think I found the holy grail of podcast chairs. I agree. They're amazing.

So the question was, what kind of setup? Should we have like side tables? And I think no. I think a table in front of us is the way. A crescent moon table. Brian's always bringing wine

and cheese and shit. Yep. Yeah, we're always going to want to slide things down to each other and stuff. Yep. Yeah, we're always going to want to slide things down to each other and stuff. Then you should have just an area that looks like

an old school telephone booth and it's called Conspiracy 30s and then fucking Eddie goes in there. No, what I'm going to have is a second thing

with experts on Skype on standby waiting. Every time Eddie says something crazy I'm going to press a button

and boom! Neil deGrasse Tyson you're on the line do you know what I think we should have a grill and somebody should be cooking oh oh my god oh my god Glover's in serious trouble serious trouble let him up run no no no but Glover's in some serious trouble here, man. He's going to recover. He might. Or he might get grounded out. Or you got to posture up and pin the legs. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I bought a Yoder 1500, which is a huge commercial smoker for the studio. I bought a big-ass one. It should be a cooking show. We should have somebody cooking. A cooking show? I'm way ahead of you. You've been listening to my podcast or something?

No. I'm doing cooking shows. Thank you. I'm going to do cooking. Oh! The last one I did with Tom Popup, we talked about it. We're going to sit down and eat dinner. I'm going to cook it on the show.

Great. We're going to sit down and eat dinner on the podcast. Yes. And you're going to hear a lot of this. That will drive me nuts. Oh! He's going for the armbar. It will drive you nuts, but you will know that it's going to be happening.

So hopefully it won't drive you nuts. And also it'll be a fight companion. So we'll be eating game. We'll be eating man meat. Yes. Drinking amazing wine. Come on. Don't be a party pooper, Brenton.

Well, what I'm thinking is we're not going to do that during fight companion because then there's too much going on. So eating and talking. No, it's going to be like a show where we sit down and have a meal. You know, you watch those Anthony Bourdain shows. He's talking to some fucking lady in Sardinia. You don't even know what the hell she's saying

and it's interesting. Yeah. Right? I love it. A good meal. Having a good meal. And I'm going to bring guys like Hank Shaw, have him cook for us.

Oh, nice trip. I love food. Hank Shaw, who's a world-class game chef and a hunter. Really? What about this? What if we get some Hooter girls to refill our coffee and stuff? Sir. Sir.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, we got- He's got his back. He's got his back. Well, Brian's doing all the meat and cooking, and you're all about that, and I want to get a couple of smoke shows to fill up our coffees, and all of a sudden, I'm fucking Satan. All of a sudden, you're the bad guy. They get in the way, bro.

They get in the way. They're quiet. Oh! They're paid to be quiet. Remember the last time Ian brought his girlfriend over by? They're paid to be quiet. No, they're paid to shut the fuck up. Amen.

They don't get paid enough. That's not even possible. I'm a feminist. I'm offended. Did you see Wonder Woman? No, I haven't seen it. Women only get to see the movie. I went to the premiere.

They did screenings with just women. I like it. I like it. I went to the premiere. Anyways, let women I like it I like that I went to the premiere anyways let's get back to these hooter bitches that refill our coffee you guys in or not man I want something to do with this stage peer pressure peer pressure I guess I am no they just feed us like beef jerky beef jerky feed it to you that's weird something wrong with your hands but I'm definitely to bring in some chefs and have some food cook do that's a great idea Jamie pull up the Yoder 1500 you show these mother fuckers

Landing all day long and it comes from behind the jab so he's like blinded by the jab so long You can get away with it. Yep line line them and bring him up Gustafson looks fantastic He beats Everybody Do you think he beats Jon Jones? I do Really? If Jon Jones fought him

With this long of a layoff Like let's say they were gonna fight in I don't know Like when he fought OSP Yes he gets fucked up Oh look at this Look at this Creative You really think so?

That's interesting Oh shit Tell you what he looks outstanding here tonight Oh Glover with the left Look at this. Creative. You really think so? That's interesting. Oh, shit. Tell you what, he looks outstanding here tonight. Oh, Glover with the left. Man, Glover is still in this fight in every way. Glover's a fucking animal. He's fighting for his life, man. He's fighting for his career is what he's doing.

I mean, he's 37 years old. He doesn't have much time left. And these opportunities are few and far between. Headlining a major card like... Oh, Jesus Christ. He can take a shot. And he's Glover saying, come on, come on. They're both fighting for the calling I'm honest you lose this one come on to glow are so aggressive. It's crazy even getting tagged like he's getting he's still in this

See that baby right there damn see that's a sick. That's a sick the mark her a grill machine of course Rogan I still extreme with the grill that's a smoker. It's a sick. That's the Mark Kurov grill machine. Of course, Rogan has to go extreme with the grill. That's a smoker or? Well, it grills, it smokes. You can do everything on that. I'm just spitting all ideas here. Let's toss a fucking zebra in there. I need a zebra. What are you eating now?

For sure. What do you have in your freezer? Mostly elk. God. How do you feel about ribs? It's 400 pounds. What about some ribs? I love ribs.

See, that's what I'm talking about. I shot a pig last month. Companion ribs. I still have some thighs. We ate the ribs already.? I love ribs. See, that's what I'm talking about. I shot a pig last month. I still have some thighs. We ate the ribs already. But I have some. The pig ribs? Yeah. Did I not eat? I didn't eat all the ribs. Now, are you a barbecue guy? Do you have

your... Look at that. Come on, son. Oh, Joe, we should have a grill off because I can grill my ass off. We're going to have to have a grill off up in this bitch. Grill off. Oh, it's a grill off. How do you grill? What do you do? Are you a charcoal guy? No, I'm a gas guy. That's not even a grill on how do you grill what do you do are you a charcoal guy nah do you use gas

I'm a gas guy that's not even a grill I want to hear this commercial no it is though I'm nice with fillets ribs fish salmon especially

that's a queer oven nah son some weird oven it's the Tesla of grills Justin Timberlake and Christopher Walken I need to hear this are selling nothing no they both own Timberlake owns a parten I need to hear this Are selling nothing

No they both own Timberlake owns a part of this company Oh does he That's what's going on here That makes sense Bye antioxidant infusion How about just drink actual juice you fucks I want you to juice your own goddamn berries

Watch this Look at this combination Yep Boom Boom Boom Boom Oh my goodness

God And still he's Matrix shit Then you follow him down there And. And still he's getting. Matrix shit. Then you follow him down there and you land back in the fire. Matrix shit by Gustafson. Look at this. Bing, bing, bing. Dude.

Look at him. Come on. Bring it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Goddamn Glover's tough. Yes, he is.

He is so good. I bet he's going to be sharp as a knife 10 years from now. TRT. Get him on TRT. Everybody. Everybody. The whole crew. Everybody. on TRT. Everybody. Everybody. The whole crew. Everybody.

Including the girls. Everybody. We got a problem with Cyborg? Everybody catch up. Here we go. I love Cyborg after that podcast you did with her. Brandon. Thanks, man.

You didn't love her before? I loved her anyway, but I didn't know her. She's a beast. She's awesome. As a fighter, she's a fucking beast man there's no she's the best female fighter on the planet

she seems like a good person too though that's what I like about her here we go that up cut is coming from fucking Stockholm oh

it goes to the body with a whip whoosh they didn't want that bratwurst right son fucking oh shit come on it's crazy to me that Glover's just still fucking I didn't want that bratwurst right, son. Fucking... It's crazy to me that Glover's just still fucking pumping away.

He looks like he's still pushing around, looking to knock him out, and we're in round four. Glover looks how you would make a fighter in a video game. Oh, Jesus. Just faking that. Oh, God, that left. Glover caught him with the right hand over the top. How Glover doesn't train with, like, any super camps or nothing, really. No, not anymore. He just trains out of, like, a garage in Connecticut. Oh, that left. Glover caught him with the right hand over the top. How come Glover doesn't train with any super camps or nothing, really? No, not anymore.

He just trains out of a garage in Connecticut. Oh, right hand. Yeah, that's what he does now, right? Seriously? Yeah. Yeah. He has a school in Connecticut. Didn't he go to ATT for a while?

Yeah, he did. But he lives in Connecticut. Uh-huh. It's a strange place to live. Out of all the places to go, you're from Brazil and you moved to Connecticut? Yeah, I wonder why. I lived there. What?

Yeah. You lived in Connecticut? My parents had a house in Connecticut for 10 years. It's one of the few places I never perform. I give up. Yep. It's an inside joke. People are getting mad.

People from Connecticut are sending me messages. Come on, bro. Do they have a big city there? Yeah. Hartford. Oh, my God. Hartford's there. I mean, it's not a big city, but it's definitely a city.

I've been there for ESPN for Bristol. I feel like that's all there is in Connecticut. WWE is there. Yale's in... Why the fuck are they there? Taxes? Uh-oh, uh-oh. They're there because it's right next to New York City, and you can get a nice large plot

of land. That makes sense. A lot of the big, rich investment bankers live in Greenwich. That makes sense. Yeah, that's where David Letterman lives. David Letterman lives there? He got himself an estate. I bet that motherfucker a huge estate.

My man. He ballin'. He ballin'. Dave Letterman? My man got an estate. Fuck. I don't think he does anything anymore, though. Dude.

I don't think Dave is... I think he's just kind of chilling. No, he counts his money, I think. Yeah. I heard Jeff Foxworthy's crib in Atlanta is a fucking castle. I'm sure. Foxworthy's got some cheddar. Oh, Jeff Foxworthy.

The Redneck Tour? He's got some cheddar. Yeah, him and Ron White. I love that podcast you did with him, Ron White. He was great. Look at Dave. Oh, my God. Look at him right now.

That's TRT. Wait, that's Dave Letterman? Yeah. Holy shit. That's what Glover's going to look like in 30 years. He looks like Glover takes care of. Oh, my God. Well, didn't Dave have heart surgery?

Wow. I feel like he had a- Holy fuck. Yeah, I feel like he had heart surgery. Oh, my God. He looks horrible. He just looks like he's enjoying his life. He looks happy.

Remember when Tim Allen became Santa Claus? Yeah. Yeah, I love that movie. Age gets to us all I looked at a picture of me 10 years ago when I was 40 I was handsome you look exactly the same dude you're so deliciously good

that's what I've been looking for on a Sunday it was shit on Brian day and now it's turned into at what point in life do you just say fuck you money you say fuck you life we just let your body go and just eat whatever well the thing is I'm sure a lot of people are doing things but when you're in the public eye like oh he clipped him with the right hand over the top when you're in the public eye like a David Letterman like most of your life

and then you decided you decide to not do that anymore then it becomes kind of interesting you can relax what do you have to be disciplined about your look and makeup. What do you do? Look at that. Look at that cutie pie. I do not. I was so much... You look exactly the same. Come on, dude. I appreciate that. The real drop off is 30 to 40. That's where you really dropped off.

But 40 to 50, you're maintaining well. Seems like you work out more now. I do. I work out every day and it doesn't do much. Do you hear someone's alarm going off? Oh my god. Yeah. I do. Work out every day and it doesn't do much. Do you hear someone's alarm going off? Oh, my God. Yeah, I do. Good ears.

I think I have bad ears, by the way. You probably do. That's age, son. Yeah. You got them David Brown ears. I'm always asking my wife to turn the TV off. It's all the boxing you do. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, well, years of getting boxed in my ears.

You're getting boxed up, bro. Dude, Glover is fucking just. Glover is. Will not go away. Game. He didn't get the menu, the fucking memo. Yeah, got kicked to the body there. We're good?

Glover's still looking for that knockout punch, man. That's a fact. That's always there. The scary thing is if Alexander slows down a little bit, it's going to be trouble for him. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That combo's dead. He needs to stay in the middle of the hot gun.

Looks as good as he's ever looked in this fight. He really does. Good luck beating him at light heavyweight, man. He's so fluid and his movement is excellent. This is a big fight for him, man. But for both of them, it's kind of career-defining, to be honest. Yeah. I hate to be... Oh, Jesus, dude!defining to be honest. Yeah. I hate to be... Oh, Jesus, dude!

Oh, good Lord! How many can you take of these? I hate to be so extreme, but look at what's going on here. Beautiful. It's an artistic performance, man. It really is. The way he's been hiding

that uppercut. God. It's my favorite to watch, man. Popping that jab. Blop, blop. Is he your favorite? Well, you have a unique insight knowing exactly how good he is

having trained with him, you know? I've trained with both of them. With Glover, I just, you know, I understand what he's doing and his pacing. He's like the Terminator. He's very similar. That's why I'd love to see him

in DC fight because I've trained with DC and him. They have very similar styles where it's just this relentless, relentless forward pressure. You're like, god damn, relax. Slow down. Speaking of relentless, dude, you're running like eight miles. You're like, God damn, relax. Slow down. Speaking of relentless, dude, you're running like eight miles.

I see you running like some long distances. Where are you running? Outside my crib. You just run the beach or something like that? Yeah. On concrete or what? Yeah, concrete. In those Cam Haines shoes, but my knee's fucked up, so I'm suing Cam.

Why are you running on concrete when the sand is right there? I don't know, because i like to run but isn't like sand better for you well because the i've run the sam like so what i do is i run one sam like a stairs and i run a mile two sam like stairs run a mile three sam like stairs run a mile that's what i'm doing oh interesting that's crazy so the stairs are like a sprint and the mile is yeah but my knee yesterday was like, nah, let's take a break, bro. You're way too big to be doing this. You're a heavy guy. What do you weigh, like 240-ish?

Like 240, 238. Yeah, that's a lot of weight to put on the knees. I know, man. I got to figure it out. I got to do something. If you guys know what to do. It's inside of my knee. Okay, let me ask you this.

I'm dying. What do you think about this UFC training facility? Like, who's going to go there? I was so confused. Francis Cano, and they're going to go there? I was so confused. Francis Gannot, and they're going to pump Bane-like products into his body. Just rejuvenate the fucking heavyweight division. In between rounds, he steps in a cryo chamber for a minute.

By the way, I'm sorry, but look at Glover in round four after all that punishment. Keeping his head, he looks very fresh. One of the problems with Glover is he's so boxing-oriented in his attack. And with a guy like Gustafsson, he has such a large reach disadvantage. So he's constantly moving forward, but he doesn't throw kicks. Oh, look at that, though. I don't know why Gustafsson stopped kicking because he got taken down early on, but his kicks, too.

He just abandoned it. Keep him away with those kicks. But for Glover, Glover has always got to move into boxing range. Oh, Jesus. Again. Oh, boy. Again. Oh, boy.

Now. Oh, my God. That's it. Oh, my God. Woo. Oh, my God. What a fucking way to win. What a beautiful.

Holy shit. Gustafson is a beast. Poor Glover. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my goodness. That's a long fight back to Brazil. I don't like seeing that at all. I don't like seeing that at all. I don't like seeing that at all.

I don't like seeing that at all. Gustafsson is a fucking beast. That was brilliant. God damn, that was brilliant. That was brilliant. That was brilliant, man, everybody. Holy shit. This is in Sweden?

Stockholm. His hometown. Yeah, in Stockholm. Oh, come on, man. Throwing it down in Stockholm. He's a fucking hero. He's a hero. He's a legend there.

The heartbreak he went through when he lost to fucking Johnson there man. I was there man. I feel like crying He's a lot like crying for that walk fight that they were walking out of the arena with their head low was it was rough And it was a bad beating to you know Fucking Redemption what a Viking what a fight Here's Redemption Redemption is John Jones beats DC in Anaheim They do John Jones Alexander DC in Anaheim. They do. Correct, sir. John Jones, Alexander Goff's in Stockholm.

Title. You are correct, sir. 500,000. You and me. They're not going to do it in Stockholm. They do it in Vegas. The real money's in Vegas. Unfortunately.

That's bullshit. That's just how it goes, buddy. That's the reason why we haven't been in Dublin yet for a Conor McGregor fight. Bing. Look at this. We could do a soccer fucking stadium. Bing! Again, he keeps doing the same combo.

And then right hand over the top. Oh! Oh, Christ. How quick was that right hand? Walk away right hand. His hand is stupid fast, dude. Yeah, douche! Oh, dude.

And he's like, not enough, huh? Look at this. There you go. Yeah! Oh, beautiful timing, too. The way he swung that right hand in, too. Look at how he swings the right hand in over the left guard. Look at this. Watch this. Look at how he swings the right hand in over the left guard. Look at this.

Watch this. Look at how he swings that right hand over the top. Glover's corner's like, do you think you want to kind of avoid the uppercut? He's like, nah, we'll keep doing this, man. There's nothing he can do. He just keeps getting hit by it. He's trying to get close. You're so long.

What are you going to do? God, that was brilliant. Oh, man. Brilliant performance by Gustafson. Like when you were saying how Glover just missed it a little bit, like that boxed him with his wrestling style via Rampage. He would have been champ. Him versus Rampage in the prime, that's a motherfucking fight.

Yeah, he could have won. He could have won. But, you know, what's interesting is that he just, because he doesn't throw very many kicks, I mean, he might have thrown 10 kicks that whole fight. He's always moving into boxing range. He's getting chewed up on the way in. And as tough as he is, he's still getting tagged over and over and over again.

Well, it's 2017. If you're just boxing, you're screwed, man. Name a guy who's just boxing doing well in the UFC. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You really have to do everything. At the highest level, you just can't do it anymore. Like, guys figure it out.

Yeah. You really have to be able to do everything. So this UFC training facility, like, how much did that fucking thing cost? I was looking at that when they were showing the athletes retreat. Crazy, right? I was like, how much do you think that cost? 12 million performances. Oh, he's saying it.

$12 million performances. That's a bargain. I've seen some houses. That's a good deal. But that's in Vegas. In Vegas, that's like the size of fucking Lambeau Field like that's huge yeah still though and what's it made for it's made for people when they're in town yeah everything is there they have bags doctors fucking doctors and they have uh those aquatic that's what i was going to bring

up they have those uh underwater treadmills. Have you seen that? Oh, those are good, yeah. Have you done that? NFL uses those. NBA uses those. I have not done that. That is what you should do, like for your big ass. Bro, I'm trying to run outside, man. I'm not trying to run underwater like a fucking project. Why are you trying to run outside?

You don't want to be like Drago? I love outside, man. Rocky IV? Yeah, I'm not doing it because I'm trying to fucking beat Alexander Gustafsson. Do you see they're making a 225 division? They are. Yeah. That's a good idea.

And they're also going to do a 10 pound up. They're going to do like 55, 65, 75. I wish they had that when I was around. Wow. That's a really good idea. Way thinking about coming back? No. What?

What? I got a sold out show in Australia. Ain't no one getting punched in the face anymore. Just check it. I tell Dick Johnson. He doesn't give a shit, right? I tell Dick Johnson,out show in Australia. Ain't no one getting punched in the face anymore. Just check it. I tell Dick Johnson. He doesn't give a shit, right? I tell Dick Johnson, break down way better fighters than me. Weren't you hitting mitts?

That's my life. Weren't you hitting mitts and your trainer was like, hey, keep your hand to you. Hey, hey, hey. I don't give a shit. What are you doing? I'm just doing this to have a summer body. Never correct my technique ever again. Summer body.

I did that for 10 years. Never. Look at that. Summer body. Summer body coming for 10 years. Never. Look at that. Summer body. Summer body coming up, son. You're very excited about that. I love this. I'm going to do an incline bench to get that shelf going.

We're kind of not talking about you. Fuck. We're talking about the on it. The keto? Yeah, the keto shake. What's in your keto shake? There was something on the On It Academy site. Look at this.

Liver and raw milk. God dang. Oh, Christ. Dang raw milk. God dang. Oh Christ. Dang. Again. It's like. Here's the right hand. Watch this.

That's not good for you man. That's super bad for you. Fucking Stockholm. I don't like that. Jesus. It's just crazy. Priority shipping Stockholm right hand. Yep.

It's just crazy how he kept hitting with the same combination. Jab uppercut. Jab uppercut. Jab uppercut. Bang. It's fun to watch but kept hitting with the same combination. Jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut. Bang. It's fun to watch, but you feel sorry for Glover. Yeah, but I feel happy for Alexander. Me too, man. That's the life.

Great guy. You still on the keto kick? Yeah, pretty much. I cheat, though. Yeah, me too. I'll cheat. I cheat a couple days a week. I'd be up chains last night.

I'd be up chains last night. Fat shit, too. Like, I went nuts. I had ramen noodles this morning with eggs. Dude, ramen noodles chains last night. I'd be up chains last night. Fat shit too. Like I went nuts. I had ramen noodles this morning with eggs. Dude, ramen noodles is so unhealthy. You don't realize it?

It's so bad for you. I used to eat it all the time as a kid. Hey dad, pay attention. Maybe one of the worst things you could eat. Ever. I'd have like six a day

and I would take the two seasonings. That's his Viking girlfriend. I put two seasonings in one so it was extra flavorful. Oh yeah, I like that. Yeah, me too. Is he going to ask an American what's going on here?

You fuck with a beef or shrimp? What's going on here? Is he asking her to marry him? Oh Oh, yeah, I like that What's going on here is he asking her to marry him Every boy they're gonna have a nice kid on them though. They are good that kid's gonna be a Viking why do I feel like they already have a kid? Hopefully they do shit a powerful Rolex on I feel like they already have a kid, and he's just making it a fish. You know what? That ring, if you're going to do it on TV, it better be a heater. I like it how he's doing it with the fucking gloves on. He should just lift up her skirt and bang her on it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a sacred moment. Show us that Viking. Show us those Viking cheeks. Imagine if he did that. Just animal. That's awesome. Look at those two Vikings.

They're going to have some fucking experiments. Maybe she knows how he is, so she just picks up her fucking skirt or something. She's every bit a six foot two. Hey, why are they the same size? What the fuck is going on here? She's got high heels on, but she's every bit naturally six feet. She's a six footer easy.

She's a big old healthy woman. Yep. And she's a little wider than he is. She's a full rack of ribs. I appreciate that. Broad shoulders. She's a Viking. Yeah. I do not hate at all a girl who's healthy like that, who you know eats good. Looks great. I would much rather prefer that. Much that.

All day. Have a little meat on you. Oh, they had a baby. Yeah, they have a baby together. Okay. He's doing a B-shop style. Have the kid, and then you do that. You figure it out.

That's awesome. That kid is going to be- Good for him. Yeah. Hey, man. He put on a fucking performance of his career tonight. You got to move him up to number two. Yeah.

No, he's number one right now. He's number one for sure. But that's just because Jon Jones is on the band list. My boy Vulcan's like, say what? I'm number one. I'm number one, Alexander. Ozdemir? Yeah.

Vulcan's going to move up to probably four now. Ozdemir with that one punch. Glover's going to go ahead and jump back in line behind five. So this UFC Training Institute, that's why I'm so confused. No one's going to do their camp there. No. How fair would that be if you find out, let's say, Michael Bisping's doing his camp there and UL's doing his camp in Florida.

And UL's like, wait, I want to do my camp tonight. Sorry. Michael Bisping! Big Bing! How come you are at the UFC camp? Gay Jesus! Don't forget Jesus! Don't forget Jesus. God, they fucked up dealing with that. Don't forget Jesus

and they're with us at Gay Jesus. It's open to anybody you can start or end your camp here we have the best training facility it makes no sense I'm just confused as to what they're trying to do with it I just know I have a place to train when I'm in Vegas

you fucks you're gonna train there fuck yeah I bet you're not I bet you don't get in I bet they won't let you if I have time I will yeah they do I'm a celebrity't let you. If I have time, I will. I bet you Francis Goodell is going to make you Yeah, they do. I'm a celebrity, dude. Are you a celebrity?

Not really. To them? If I tell them all the stuff I've been in. If you called the UFC and said, I'd like to get tickets, do you think they'd hook it up? Once I explain to them where they know me from. What's that face?

It's going to be tough. My feelings are already hurt about a lot of stuff. You see, that's a tight ship these days. Well, it depends on how this thing, this pilot, the Goldbergs, goes. That didn't go. You didn't find out? No.

You didn't tell me. No, it didn't go. Oh, that's kind of awkward. But the Goldbergs got picked up for two more years. Are you on it still? Yeah. How often are you on it? I'll always be almost famous, I've realized.

My partner sells out fucking theaters in Australia. Isn't that better, though? It keeps you humble. I guess. As opposed to a guy like Schaub who's just rocketing up the charts. He's eventually going to get a big head. I know. Oh, my God.

Here he is. I mean, and it's also like you'll have the fuel of being bitter because you were more famous when you guys started, and then he surpasses you. But that's been the case of my career. That's been my career. But everybody does that to me. Get the fuck out of here, B. I'm a failure.

What do you think? Well, you're not a failure. You're a very successful guy. But I'm being dramatic right now. You're super successful. I'm being dramatic. You're very successful. I've been to your home.

Have you seen the second one he owns? Yes. I'm thinking about the address. Can I do that? No. No. He's a very wealthy man. He's a very wealthy man.

He's a bullshit artist trying to say he's not successful. Look, if you make more than $35,000, you're in the 1% of the world. I'm probably right. No, it is right. No, that'd be correct. That is 100% right. Look at this combination. Spinning elbow, right hook, left hook, right uppercut. The division needs this.

Right hand over the top. Pop that jab in. Oh, for sure it needs it. He emerged. He emerged tonight as the most, for sure it needs it. He emerged. He emerged tonight as the most exciting light heavyweight in the world other than Daniel and John. I can't wait for that fight, too. Just fucking jab uppercut.

Oh, Christ, it's so bad for your brain. Oh, this is bad for your brain, son. I hate it. I just see his brain rattling around in that skull. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Most finishes in UFC light heavyweight history. Jimmy Manoa, where's he at?

Shogun 7, Gustafson 7, Chuck 9, John Jones 9. Wow. That John Jones-DC rematch to me is so interesting because I didn't think DC looked that great against Rumble. I thought it was more of Rumble not showing up. I thought DC looked probably the worst we've seen body-wise. I'm getting that itch. Show these boys how to throw an uppercut the right way.

Oh, no. He just tweeted that out like two minutes ago. That was a great uppercut. That's silly. What? That's silly. Rumble, what are you doing? In Article 2, he goes, once I'm retired, I'm retired.

There's no chance. Well, I see he sees Gustafson beating Glover. I don't get twisted. And he knocks both of these guys out. He might think he could just jump back in there. That makes sense. How crazy is that? I'm getting that itch.

I get the itch every now and then. I've never told anyone. But how can he say that right when he just got done retiring after a world title fight? You know why? Because your business manager goes, yeah, so you're talking about shit. Listen, the Rams are going to pay you $35,000. No, they didn't tell you getting $35,000 would be the mascot. How much a Ferrari costs.

And then check this out. So the marijuana, you're in LA. It's tough business. Saturated. Saturated. Taxes. So here's your taxes. Taxes are 48%.

So you're going to make about 40 grand a year. When you do the numbers, man, when you, like, people make this mistake all the time. They go to buy a bunch of stuff and they didn't do the real hard numbers. Yeah. People start talking to them and it's like, oh, fuck. Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that spend a lot of money. Well, what's really fucked up is...

You're going to buy that Porsche? Let's talk about that. I'm just kidding. I'm not that dumb. Don't buy that old Porsche. No, it's happening. No, you'reero's a business. Let's talk about that. I'm just kidding. I'm not that dumb. Don't buy that old Porsche. No, it's happening. No, you're going to love it. Wait till you see it. It has the brand new turbo rims on it. It's ridiculous.

Brand new turbo rims. You're hilarious. Wait till you see this thing. I've seen a lot of actors not do those numbers and been in their house and gone, you're on a series right now, but this house is, you're nuts about 40 grand a month and your show's going to go away and you're just an actor. But how crazy is that if you're an actor? You've seen it over and over.

Because you know as an actor, you've had how many failures? You know it's nothing. It's going to end. Because this is the one. Unless it's friends. No, because as an actor, you go, this is the job that's going to push me over the edge.

I'm now famous and I'm going to go from job to job and it never happens. And I've seen it too many times. It happens for some people. Yeah. Were you always good with money, Joe? Because I know you have a beast of a business manager. Do you have someone harping on you right away?

I'm pretty good with it. Here's the thing. I like cars, but I don't spend a lot of money on jewelry or stupid shit. And cars you could actually sell. Depending on the car, yeah. Yeah, my cars are worth it. They're more than worth investments, but yeah. Some of them are bad investments,

but my Corvette's worth a lot of money. Those are old cars you could sell. They're worth money. You've always made money, though. You always made more money than most people. Not when you were younger. No, and most of us as actors and stuff, you're always...

I hustle. Yeah. I always do a bunch of different things. That's one thing. You don't put all your eggs in one basket. I don't like having a boss, and I don't like having to count on someone. And I like when you have fuck you money, if you don't say fuck you, I think it's a fucking disgrace.

It's a disgrace to the fuck you money if you don't say fuck you. But you have to get there, though. Yeah, you got to have a legit fuck you money. You can't say fuck you when you're making 70 grand a year. No, no, no. But once you get fuck you money, you have to know what it is. Like you go, okay, now you have the opportunity. You're in a fuck you money, you have to know what it is. Like you go, okay, now you have the opportunity. You're in a fuck you position.

So you got to know when to say fuck you and when you're just saying fuck you because you have fuck you money. That does happen to people too. They get that fuck you money and then they can't wait to say fuck you. And they pull the trigger on fuck you too quick. Yeah, it's going to be me. Oh, that's not a good idea. That happens though, right? Yes, it does.

I'm waiting for the day. We know people. We both know people who've done that. Because what happens is you got $6 million in the bank, but you start spending $1 million a year. I've seen that plenty of times. What did you say, B? A lot of guys get $6 million in the bank, and they'll start spending $1 million a year. And I've seen that.

So you've got six years to go out like a gangster. Those six years are so fun, though, I bet. My buddy was making a lot of money, and he came in. It looked like he'd seen a ghost. was making a lot of money and he came it looked like he's seen a ghost and he said my business manager just told me i have to make nine hundred thousand dollars a year just to break even and i went what do you spend money on yep and i go what are you spending money on he goes just stuff and i said like what he goes i got two nannies i got uh three cars i got a big house but i don't know just stuff and he couldn't really figure out figure out until his business manager went line for line and was

like, this is what you're spending. But you know what happens, too? When you start making money, you start hanging out with other people that are making money. I was talking to this pro football player who was telling me that. He was saying that basically what happens is you're around all these other dudes in camp, and the dude shows up with a Rolls, and this guy's got a Bentley, and this guy's got a giant gold chain. And he goes, you start spending money just to keep up with these people. Well, Kevin Hart has a funny bit about that where he was hanging out with Dwayne Wade and those guys.

And they were talking, and Kevin was like, I'm making money. And Dwayne Wade was like, you should buy a boat. And he was like, what the fuck? Hold the fuck up. And then they were balling, they were at a club and Kevin goes, let me get the check. And Dwayne was like, let me get it. He goes, no, let me get it, man. And he looked at the bill and he goes, it was so expensive

he had to bring it in the light to make sure he had the number right. He was like, what the fuck? You got this, Doug. You got this. Kevin Hart now, though. But if that's what you want to do, if you just want to concentrate on money, I mean, the real problem is that requires a mindset of its own. And a lot of the people that are just financial entrepreneurs and people that are like obsessed

with making money, they're not also creative geniuses. They're not also pursuing a career in the arts. With longevity. Yeah. I mean, it's just, you got to know like what you're getting into. So if you're a guy that just gets wrapped up and hanging around with rich people and keeping up with the Joneses, and if you're an athlete, it could wind up fucking up your career because you get so wrapped up in that stuff that it takes some focus away. I'll tell you what else happens.

You're married to a girl. She's hanging out with their wives. And now she wants to get that $10,000 handbag She wants that that bends she wants that and you don't want to make her feel like she's not School is in session talk to us Tell these young fucks listen these bitches they get together and they start. Oh my god. Would you get those shoes? Oh, I got him from this site that purse is so hard to get I know a place where you can get it, baby It's only 3030,000.

For a fucking purse? Oh my God. A fucking purse is $30,000? Crazy. Yeah, and the next thing you know, next thing you know, you're broke. Yep. Yeah, the wives spending the money thing happens, and it happens in the craziest ways.

Don't marry a chicken head, though, man. There's signs early on where a bitch can be a chicken head. What's a sign? What's a good sign? Oh, man. There's so many red flags. Where do I start? Where do I start?

That's, by the way, maybe my favorite shirt from you guys. Oh, the chicken head social club? We got to bring that back. Bring that back. Bring that back. The chicken head social club. The chicken heads. So why?

So ridiculous. Where did the term chicken head come from? I don't know. He just comes up with things because he mixes metaphors. No, no, chicken heads. No, chicken's been around. It's been around. But where did it come from?

I'm not sure. I met, at the time, I was dating some girl and she was a chicken head. She started drinking water. I went, damn, you're one thirsty chicken head. And she was like, what the fuck did you just call me? The next day on the podcast, I was like, chicken heads, man. Project Pat, chicken head. Yeah, I definitely make up chicken head.

What year is this? 2001, early 2000. I just graduated high school. Late 90s, yeah. Wow, late 90s chicken head. How's that song go? And was that when they were talking about girls? Yeah.

And they were singing about chicken heads? Yeah. See, I didn't hear about it until I was hanging out with you Yeah, I mean, you know my maybe I heard it a couple of times But I had never like heard someone use it where I started howling And I started using that here's the description from project. Okay. Here we go. So what does it say? Well, hold on go up Go walk up block chicken head Chicken chicken Hold on, go back up. Block, block, chicken head. Block, block, chicken, chicken. Bald head, scaly wag. Ain't got no hair in the back.

Gelled up, weaved up, your hair is a mess. Ain't got no hair in back. Need to get about a hustle mission. Gelled up, weaved up, your hair is messed up. Need to get about a hustle mission. Get up on that boot. Run to beautician. No, get up on loot. Run to beautician.

Run game until the game is gravy. That don't mean spend cheese for the baby. Wait a minute. Run game until the game is gravy. That don't mean spend cheese for the baby. Don't spend money on your baby. No, no, no. You need to get your hair in order first. You need to get your face right.

Before you worry about the nutritional requirements of your child, you must now worry about the baby. Pretty walk, walk, giving out the head. On a stock stock for a bootleg. Got some gold teeth. Walk, walk, pretty walk, walk, giving out head. Ain't a thing

eat a chicken, Wang. Got some gold teeth on the hey do you read this chicken chicken always into some dumb shit should have paid your right bill but you bought an outfit stay at your miami's house keep your smart mouth oh my god okay so it's just a derogatory term for a young lady is what it is, really. For a young lady who's just doing stupid shit. Like their lights are off, but then they just got their nails done. Chicken heads, man.

Fucking chicken heads. It's a very interesting thing. Did you see that KO? Did you see that KO? Oh, no. That dude got caught on the way down with a knee. I mean, it's like he slipped. Oh, help.

Remember how help's that beast of a grappler from Bellator? Yeah, he went for a knee bar. He dove for a knee bar and got kneed in the head on the way down. Hey, help. Remember that beast of a grappler from Bellator? Yeah, he went for a knee bar. He dove for a knee bar and got kneed in the head on the way down. Hey, bro. Fucked up. Remember how you fought Diego Sanchez? They tossed him to the walls, man. Yeah, he tried to do that Imanari spin. That Imanari

dive. You hit him right in the face. Chickenhead is maybe my favorite expression for a girl. It's not they don't call you like a piece of shit for doing it yet. I don't think the feminists haven't caught on to chicken head yet. No, that's why it's still cool right now. I feel like feminists don't like chicken heads anyway, and that's a phenomenon that exists. It doesn't matter.

They're on team vagina before anything else. Once chicken head gets more popular, we're all screwed. Yeah. There's a lot of people that are saying you shouldn't say bitch anymore. Ah, fuck off. God, it's tough to do it now. Oh, come on, bitch.

Bitch, get out of here. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. It means too many different things. They're trying to take my language away from me. Fuck you. I went and saw Wonder Woman. I was like, I can't wait to see this chicken head do work.

They don't give a fuck. They don't know yet, you know? They don't know yet. They don't know. They don't know. They don't know. You can still get away with it. This chicken head can throw down.

She does some work in that movie. What is this? A thought. A thought? No. I'm. They don't know. They don't know. You can still get away with it. This chicken head can throw down. She does work in that movie. What is this? A thought? A thought? No. I'm sure you haven't heard of it. What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves, an acronym to that hoe over there.

Can you- Not. This is like a spelling bee for the hood. That's not going to make it. Can you use it in a description? Man, if you bang her, you better wrap it good. That thot has given herpes at half the school. I'm not going with that one.

That's not going to last. No, I don't like thot. It's been around for a few years, too. It's been around for a while, though. It's not catchy enough. Nah, chicken head's hilarious. If you use that, you're probably annoying. Yeah, thot.

Calling them a thot. That hoe over there. How about you say that hoe over there? Also, stop making girls feel bad about being sluts. Yeah, why are you slut-shaming me? Celebrate it. Fucking keep... Celebrate it so we have more of it. Yeah, it's called a chicken coop.

Don't you appreciate roadhead? Yeah. Someone has to do it. Yeah. Stupid bitch. It takes a certain mentality to suck your dick while you're driving an automobile. Correct. Those girls are important.

This is just... Every girl... You know what? I'm just going to sign off. This is over. This fucking... You're done. You're dead to me, Brian Callen. I always thought you were sophisticated. I listen to your podcast on your own. You read a lot of books. You've always intrigued

me, but I know you're a piece of shit like your fucking meathead friends. You guys are chicken heads. I get scolded for not correcting the conversation sometimes. I thought more of you. I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. What conversation? Between us? No, no, no. Brian's the guy who listens to social media and emails.

I don't listen to the type of people that scold you. Excuse me, I do not read my social media. Once on a blue moon, I will. If you did, you would have made some corrections. Well, in that case. Hey, what is this? Is this a candidate to get me high? Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Don, in that case. Hey, what is this? Is this a candidate that would get me high?

Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Eat it, B. Don't touch that. Don't touch that. You might get high just looking at that thing. That's some Joey Diaz shit. Gentlemen, I got a barbecue

after you, too. I'm hungry. Do you? Yeah. Family barbecue. I told you I'm the grill master. You say you are, but you're using gas.

Dude, let's have a fucking grill off, son. I'll cripple you. Oh, my God. You're going to have a real hard time with it. Listen, I can't grill zebra And fucking wild boar and shit

I got a giant But you give me some ribs I got a giant up on you I kill things You don't have a big brown Cheddar cheese burger No I got I got a lot of burgers

That I do I do elk with blue cheese So suck my dick That sounds delicious God damn I do a little elk I want some of that I also mix in

I also mix in pork fat with my elk burger. Stop it, you fuck. Like I said, you might want to just shut the fuck up. I slice up jalapenos. I see that shit on Instagram. I can slice up jalapenos and garlic and shit. You ain't never eaten my food. No, hold on.

You know who used a lot of pork fat? I'm going to fuck you up. No, I'm talking about traditional American cheeseburger. I will see anyone pound for pound. Oh, you're gonna break it down to hot dogs only in boiling water, bro. Right, Joe? Tell them, Joe. Well, it depends on the bar, though.

Traditional American cheeseburger. A fucking cheeseburger? It's a science. Fuck your cheeseburger. Fuck you and your cheeseburger. Do you even saute onions, bro? Are you fucking with me? You ever had a sauteed mushroom?

Nice. Do you grill peppers? Bet your sweet ass I do. You're just saying stuff right now bro. No dude I know how to do it. Yeah? You're thinking about grilled peppers but you don't really have a history of it. Yeah you're right. But if I can grill onions I can shoot fuck through the peppers. I could tell he was fucking lying because he started grabbing his own beard he was going yeah I do. Because there was a tiny pause you went I sure do. This is the move. The move is we have Tom Papa cook us bread.

Because he gave me a fucking loaf of sourdough bread. He baked it in the morning and I cheated on it. That night I had bread. And it was delicious. Did you put some jam and butter on it? Nope, just butter. It was outstanding. I said, add some of it just raw, just butter.

Tom Papa's a little too into bread for me, but keep going. He's very into it, but it's because he makes it all himself and I draw from scratch. It's so good So this is the this is the idea. We'll make some elk burgers with blue cheese in the middle pork fat And then I flatten it out. I put blue cheese in the ketchup on it. I fold that bitch up Fuck you and your ketchup. Keep fucking American. What do you mean no ketchup? Not with blue cheese, bro. I grill that bitch and we're going to put it in between two pieces of Tom Papa's bread. I'm hungry right now. My mouth is watering so bad.

Man, my stomach is all cut up and shredded. I got fucking eight abs. I got some sauteed onions and jalapenos on that motherfucker. Of course a little bit of lettuce. You want some lettuce. Hey, let's have Tom Papa make some nice fucking French toast and shut his fucking mouth. I don't fuck him. Oh, French toast would be nice.

What? What? What? I don't fuck Tom Papa. What happened? No, he just makes the French toast. No one's fucking him. I thought that's what you were saying.

No, that's not what you said. No, I know. God, that burger does sound fucking delicious. I'm talking about straight up American grilled burger, son. Okay. Like beef burger? Beef burger. I'm going about straight up American grilled burger, son. Like beef burger? Beef burger. I'm going-

I'll fuck with buffalo too, but- If you want to go buffalo hunting, I'm going this winter. I will. Me and John Dudley, we're going buffalo hunting. Let's do it. Can I have a gun? You can. You're not going to kill it with a boomerang?

I'm shooting it with a bow and arrow. You know what? Buffalo aren't that dangerous. What? Oh yeah, they are. What? What? What? Oh, they'll charge you, bro. That is one of the most dangerous. Oh, yeah, they are. What? What? What?

Oh, they'll charge you, bro. That is one of the most dangerous things you could ever hunt. Yes. They're probably more dangerous than a bear. Are they really? Fuck yeah. No, wait, we're talking about water buffalo? 1,800 pounds of swinging dick.

And I've been around a buffalo. No, a bison. They'll come at you, bro. A fucking bison. They'll come at you. The problem with Cam Haynes just got done hunting water buffalo in Australia. He said that thing called black death. They're black death. Yeah, I don't fuck with water buffalo in Australia. He said that thing called black death. They're black death.

Yeah, I don't fuck with water buffalo. Those are giant. And here's the thing. They're meat. You can eat it, but it takes so long to chew because they're just jacked. They're so small. They're just corded steel. You eat the back strap, which is traditionally a tender.

He told us. He said it was the hardest thing you've ever had to eat. When was this thing where this guy got charged by a bear? I saw the video and he had a bow and arrow. I posted it on Instagram. That guy straight up panicked. The bear just left him alone, though. Just jacked him, knocked him over, runned him over.

The bear just wants to leave him the fuck alone. The bear didn't want to eat that guy. That guy's like a straight up Native American. Was he? Well, he was using a recurve bow. It's just, he fucked up. He got charged, which can happen. Real quick, busted lip or herpes? Go. Oh, busted lip. Let's play a game. bow. It's just he fucked up. He got charged, which can't happen. Real quick, busted lip or herpes?

Go. Probably herpes. Busted lip for sure. Let's play a game. Busted lip or herpes? I'd say it's herpes, but who cares? Listen, man, I'm going to say it's a busted lip just because his performance was brilliant. They've never looked like that.

Ever. Things get weird in there. I guess, man. Busted lip's like- That's a very round busted lip. That's a round little sore. That's a perfectly symmetrical round herpes. I don't think so.

I think it's a busted lip. That's agitated like a motherfucker That's a perfectly symmetrical round herpes. I don't think so. That's agitated like a motherfucker. It's all good. I get those sometimes. Do you remember when Chuck Liddell fought Rich Franklin and his lip got split? Yes. Yeah, it was crazy. Powerful Rich Franklin. Yeah, it was a crazy split lip. So Franklin

just sort of stepped away. He never really officially retired. He just stepped back. He was just like, you know, I'm going to chill for a little bit. But then it wasn't like a big announcement. Like guys weren't really like doing it like they are now. They went to 1FC, right? They might be herpes. See, that looks like a herpes to me.

Yeah, it is. You might be right. It's all good. He's a married man, though, so it's all good. That's a big, strong, that's stress. Could be an elbow, though. Yeah, or you fucked the wrong chicken head. Who knows?

What about the gravy? What about the gravy? What about the gravy? Still a hero. Herpes is no hero. Bad motherfucker, dude. Gustafson's a bad motherfucker. He emerged as one of the most exciting guys in the division right there. Hopefully he's motivated now.

Yeah, man. Especially with a wife and kid. What's her name standing on an apple box right now, I guarantee you. I'm sure. She is. Yeah, she's tiny and he's giant. There's a lot of good fights to be made, man. There's a lot of good fights to be made. And a lot of

guys are going to train at the UFC training center. Are they? Probably not. There should be one person there. You? I don't think they'd let me in, Joe. Will they let you in? I don't know. You know what? They retweeted me the other day, so I'm like, you know what? We might be cool. Some social media kid is probably fired now. They probably flogged him. He's probably dead.

He probably went missing. They hit him with a wet belt. Swat! Right across the ass. They probably waterboarded him or some shit. He probably just didn't know. Oh, there's Brendan Shaw. Retweet. Well, here's the problem. As your celebrity grows, and as the fighter in the kid continues to grow, it is going to emerge, if it hasn't already gotten there,

as one of the biggest sports shows the world has ever known. I mean, you guys have millions of downloads. When you look at the amount of downloads you guys have and you look at the influence that you guys have and how many people listen, they'd be crazy to not jump on board with you yeah i mean the big brown breakdown which is an all fight show is or i mean bigger than any show there is as far as mma not not the fight campaign but as far as straight up fight shows sports shows it's the biggest one there is last fight companion we did got 10 million downloads oh Oh, my God. We talked about fucking Flat Earth. Yeah, we talked about it.

It wasn't even that one. Wasn't it that one? Was it the Flat Earth one? It was the one where you kind of got into Eddie? It might have been that one. I found that actually very interesting. The thing is, people think I have some issue. I have zero issue with the UFC.

I'm over it, man. Yeah, well, you love the UFC. I think they're over it, too. I love the UFC. I'm doing a one-fight deal with Bellator for this big Mass Square Garden card. What? What? I'm doing a little TV gig for... What? I'm flying out over it too. I love the UFC. I'm doing a one fight deal with Bellator for this big Mass Square Garden card. What? What? I'm doing a little TV gig for, I'm flying out to New York.

What are you doing? Have you made this announcement? I am now. Mass Square Garden, Big Brown Breakdown, son. There it is. Wow. I'm at June 22nd, Gotham Comedy Club in New York for the Big Brown Breakdown live. Right.

And then on the 24th, 25th, I'm working for Spike doing TV stuff for the Massacre Garden. Oh, shit. Just a one fight deal. Listen, man. What Spike is doing right now with having world class talent in Bellator kickboxing, world class kickboxers, some of the best in the world, Giorgio Petrosian, John Wayne Parr. I mean, some of the best fucking kickboxers in the world are fighting on Bellator.

Then you sign up Rory McDonald, Lorenz Larkin, Fedor. Big country now. Big country. I mean, they already have Douglas Lima. They already have Michael Chandler. They've got some serious fucking talent. There's a real opportunity for them to take that market share.

They've got to get rid of that lame name. What's a Bellator? I don't know why they keep it. Get rid of that, name. Bellator. What's a Bellator? I don't know why they keep it. Get rid of that, right? What would they call it? Just Spike MMA? But they're not going to be Spike anymore. It's going to be something new.

I think 2018 they change. I think Spike TV is changing its name. Oh, they're changing the name? Yeah, I think it's like the Paramount Station or something like that. What is the ultimate? Let's find out what they're calling it. I think they're going to change. I think they're literally changing

the name. Paramount Network. That is? Paramount Network? Paramount Fight League. Bro, I got my thumb on the paws of Hollywood. There's very few people that are in Hollywood that know less about Hollywood than me. But you knew that. I knew that. Me and Brian had no idea. Paramount Fight League's pretty cool.

Yeah. Fight League of some kind. Just MMA. Just call it MMA. Just like when you go to see boxing, you're not seeing like, you know, fucking. But you can have MMA champs. Yeah, but you've seen it on Showtime, HBO, right? Right.

But it's HBO Boxing, Showtime Boxing. Spike Fight Night or Paramount Fight Night. Paramount. Paramount. Pay-Per-View 2 or whatever. Yeah. And MMA has enough of a name now that I think you can, like, everyone knows. UFC is always going to be like NFL, like NBA.

It's going to be defined. Yeah. It defines Q-tips. Yeah. Right? But I'll tell you what, I do like what the UFC is doing. I don't like that it's on Fight Pass. I think that's a terrible idea.

But the Dana White's Contender Series, every Thursday night there's like five fights of upcoming guys to build up new guys. Yeah. But it's on Fight Pass where only the balls deep hardcore fans see it. That should be on Fox Sports 1. They need content like a motherfucker. I turned on Fox Sport, the pregame. They had Bisping and Gilbert Melendez guessing the capitals of Europe for 30 minutes.

That's important. Dude, I was about to freak the fuck out. Guessing the capitals of Europe. That's what the fuck it was. Oh, God. This is the thing about live sports. This is the only thing that makes TV valuable these days. The only thing. If you take away live sports, nobody is watching sitcoms anymore.

The numbers have dropped radically. There's a few people watching those cop dramas, those CSI shows. There's those brain-dead people in the Midwest just sitting in front of their TV. I wonder if that's the bad guy. Is he going to get caught? Who's going to get caught? That's a terrible character. God damn, that's eerie.

Look at that character. Oh, this is my show. This is my show. CSI is my show. I'm all out of Gatorade. Where's my Gatorade? Gatorade? Give me some I'm all out of Gatorade. Where's my Gatorade? Gatorade? Give me some soda water.

Drinking Gatorade. Dr. Pepper. Eating chips and shit. But I think that those shows are dropping off. If you look at HBO, the shows that they put together, the shows Showtime put together, the shows Netflix put together, they're just superior. It's on demand, too. They're not interrupted by commercial. It's on demand, too. And they're not interrupted by commercial.

It's on demand, too. They do less than Netflix. Especially Netflix and all that. Yeah. So the big thing for television is live sports. Like a fight. Like, we came here to watch television. We came here to watch a live fighting event.

I mean, the live sporting events are like, in my opinion, the premier thing on television now. It's really the only reason why you'd have cable, to be honest. For a lot of kids. Everything else you can get. Jamie's generation, these youngsters, they're all abandoning their cable. They're all turning off their direct TV. And just watching their computers?

Yeah, they're just getting Netflix. Well, YouTube Red now has its own, you know, they have their TV shows on there. They're getting movies. Yeah, they're going to be able to air television shows that are on television right now on YouTube. My TV, I've got a TV at home, and it plays Netflix from the TV without an Apple TV, without anything. It comes with it, right?

It comes with Netflix. It's in there. So literally, all you have to do now for a kid- Apple TV, Netflix, Hulu. Yeah, you have an internet connection, you have a TV. What do you watch TV-wise on Netflix? House of Cards. I've got gotta watch that

god it's good it's great it's so good the new season starts at the end of this month I saw Robin Wright in person at the

Wonder Woman premiere she's I think 49 I don't know how old she is she's 80 she looks so unbelievable she looks so fucking good would you do it yeah 100%

wow 100% and move everybody and lose friends on the way do you think you'd have a chance if she saw your act or do you think you'd have to go back to acting uh if she saw my act i always have a chance i'm very i'm very i'm visceral yeah but do you think she would be caught dead with a comedian well well she'd have to come to my show i don't know what she looks like ninth and tenth at the irvine improv maybe she will

what if she shows up and sits in the front row? Would it fuck you up? Would it fuck you up? Yes, it might. At first. If she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs, and she was wearing one of those Claire Underwood skirts. I'd have a problem.

She's beautiful. Sitting there. She was Jenny in Forrest Gump. Oh, that's right. Sometimes I'll have Nate Diaz came to my show in San Diego, and I was kind of, I was crunked about that. Yeah, she, look at her. She looks so good. She's well taken care of.

She's beautiful. Oh, wow. Yeah, she's keeping up. What is she from? I know her from... So she was in Princess Bride first. No, no, too young for that shit. No, there's something else. I said she was Jenny in Forrest Gump. Yes! She's Jenny in Forrest Gump. That's Jenny. She was a fucking cunt in that movie.

Alright, dude. That's Jenny. She was a fucking cunt in that movie. All right, dude. That's so... All right, dude. No, no, no. Fuck. She dick teased Forrest Gump that entire fucking movie. And then finally, she gets AIDS. What is she supposed to do?

Fuck it. Let's do it, Forrest. What is she supposed to do? She's supposed to hang around with this fucking half a mongoloid? How dare you? Fuck, Forrest Gump. He runs. You can't use that word

he runs he's fucking real good at ping pong no fuck let me let him into my pussy hey real good that's not how it works

he's an Olympian you fuck that's not how it works he's an Olympian Jesus he's also a wolf he's a fucking vet I'm my girl

look at that no she's a she was a whore in that movie hey I will fight you right now bro you want to just play the guitar naked

and then just cock he's my boy for the entire movie. I'm going to need you to take this shit back right now. Fuck you, Jenny. I will come at you. There's so much aggression in this room. Is that her right now? Is that real? It's her now.

It's 2017. God! Yes, she's incredible. She's like 50. Yes, so everybody shut up. Hey, B, she's single. Is she? I know that.

And I'm married with two kids, and I don't want to lose my house, but still. Young actor Ben Foster. Fuck Ben. Fuck Ben. I'll beat him up. I'll put him in a... I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball. Yeah.

Will you do that? Hey, does it say she's in Sydney, Australia? I swear I just saw Sydney, Australia. He's a great actor. He's a great actor, Ben Foster, but I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball. Oh, he's fucking brilliant. Yep. What is he in? Hell or. Oh, he's fucking brilliant. Yep. What is he in?

Hell or High Water. I didn't see that. Alpha Dog. Yep. Until I put my chin in his eyeball. Oh, that dude's a bad motherfucker. You know what he was in? He was in 30 Days of Night.

Oh, gross him. He was crazy. He's a great actor. Oh, they're coming. They're coming. He's a great actor. That was a good fucking fun movie. Great actor.

That was one of my favorite vampire movies ever. Me too. That movie scared me. That scared the shit out fun movie. Great actor. That was one of my favorite vampire movies ever. Me too. That movie scared me. That scared the shit out of you. Those scary ass vampires. Those are good vampires. God, that movie is so good. Shout out to Josh Hartnett in that.

Very good. Dime piece. That's a handsome kid. Yeah. Where's that fella been? I don't know. I saw him. Cashton.

Yeah, he was in. I saw him in Utah with his beautiful woman, wife, or I don't know. He's writing poems in Montana. Very nice guy. I had a little small talk with him at the ice cream shop. Interesting. And I was like, you eat ice cream? He goes, I do.

And I go, I do too. And he goes, but you look like in such good shape. I go, I know. Does he know who you are? Yeah, he was like, I love you. Did he know you from Sex and the City? He goes, your stand-up is amazing. Fuck you, Joe Rogan.

It said whatever happened. That's a fucking low blow, bro. Why is that a low blow? I don't know. That's a good question blow, bro. Why is that a low blow? That's a good question. Legit question. I didn't think that's a bad credit. Women ask me that a lot. What's wrong with you and Sex and the City?

That was a big deal. That was just a long time ago. God, you're so angry. I know. I'm insecure, bro. I told you. I don't know why. Guys, if I don't get home and start firing up this grill.

All right, let's do this. Oh, you got to press a button? It's not even a real grill. Meanwhile, I use a pellet grill. It's the same thing. But pellet grills are the best. Come at me, bro. Because pellet grills, you cook with wood.

It's actual wood. It's 2017. Get some gas, son. They are the thing in 2017. Get some gas. No. Wood gets into the meat, bro. Pellet grills are the best.

They cook with smoke. You smell the burning wood. I do like a nice mist. Smoky. Yeah, I like that. You don't know shit about these pellet grills, do you, son? Dude, I know shit about cheese. It's all about the cheese.

You have the sharp English cheddar cheese. You are way over your head. Cheddar is from England. You're way over your head here. No, no, no. When it comes to cooking. When it comes to, like, smoking exotic meat and shit, yes. Motherfucker, I'm reverse searing food.

Damn. Damn. I'm cooking slow at 275 with a meat thermometer. Preach, you motherfucker. It's about the meat, sir. I'm all about cherry wood. Bro. I'm using a lot of cherry wood.

How about you? Oh, gas? So you're not the, so I get it, you're not the cooking show. Yeah, you're using like some OPEC shit to make your food.

I'm not gonna say it's skin. When it comes down to traditional American hot dogs, cheeseburger, see me, bro. Come at me. And you're supporting terrorism. Way to go.

Your food smells like it's cooked by your exhaust pipe or your fucking Bentley. Yep, that's what it tastes like. Using gas, bro, and keeping us gas dependent. That's right. Your food smells like it's cooked by your exhaust pipe or your fucking Bentley. That's what it tastes like. Using gas, bro, and keeping us gas dependent. Hey, Joe, thanks for using cherry wood. I'm on your side. I'm not eating your fucking meat anymore. You're pro-Trump, bro. You don't even know it. No, I like Trump.

Do you? For real? No. Don't do it. They'll come at you like, they got Kanye. Look what happened to Kanye. He went into a mental hospital. He did go crazy. He went pro-Trump and they put him right in the fucking loony bin.

I like, you know what? Right in the loony bin. I like what he said with the terrorists in Manchester when they asked him, because you don't expect the president to say this,

he goes, they're losers. They're losers. These are moron losers. I was like, well, all right. It's not bad. I would like a more eloquent statement.

Would you though? Because like, no one wants to talk about the extremists. They don't want to give them a name. He just goes, they're losers. Which they are. Fucking losers. They are kind of losers.

I like that. I like that he calls it like it is. Because if I see that, they're like, god damn. Loser? Fuck, man. No, remember, we're the extremists. No, no, you're a loser. I like that.

Anyways, I'm going to go get this fucking grill started. You focus on your cherry wood. Okay. That's it? This has been another episode of The Fight. This was so much fun, and we didn't, dude, nothing got crazy. We didn't go off the rails. Sometimes crazy is fun, though.

Sometimes crazy is fun. Maybe June 3rd we'll get crazy. Maybe we'll get crazy for Aldo. I'm down for June 3rd. Maybe we'll get crazy for Aldo. I'm ready, ready, ready. Versus Holloway. All right, everybody, thank you very much for tuning in.

We're sorry we didn't focus too much on the fights, but hey. We talked some fun, though. You know what you're getting when you sign up for this shit. Australia, New Zealand, New York, tfak.com. Holla, tfak.com. All right.