The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 21, 2023

Episode Date: October 21, 2023

Joe is joined by Bryan Callen, and Brendan Schaub, and Eddie Bravo to watch the fights on October 21, 2023.Bryan Callen is an actor, comedian, and podcaster. He's the co-host of the podcasts "The Fighter and the Kid" and "Conspiracy Social Club," and host of "The Bryan Callen Show." www.bryancallen.com  Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com Eddie Bravo is a champion martial artist, founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, musician, stand-up comic, and author. He's the host of "Look Into It - with Eddie Bravo" podcast. www.10thplanetjj.com

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day oh you want to you want to play a little bet what what's going on well i was just talking to brennan he seems to be kind of froggy and maybe i mean who do you i mean i do you want me to tell you who i got sure Sure. So I'm going Usman. I believe in MMA math. What's your MMA math? Well, he beat Gilbert Burns. Gilbert Burns comes out the what for, and I'm going with it.

I don't care what anybody says. So I'm going Usman. He's championship material. I don't think Kamsa has been tested yet. This is going to be a big test. I said it. So I'm going Usman. You want to take some of that action yeah but shab what are your thoughts like i love kamaro but it's a little bit end of the road i don't think he's washed up i think that's unfair to say to you know with leon edwards just because he lost to leon twice

leon's a bad motherfucker you know without a doubt. So you can't say he's washed up, but Hamzat, I've been on his hairy Dagestanian nuts for quite some time. Chechnyan. Chechnyan. Same area. Chechnyan. They're both hairy. Please be respectful of geography.

Both hairy as shit. So I think Hamzat's like the next thing. Sure. Like the guy. He's that talented. Yep. Do you think 85 is the move for him? Do you think the 70 is just too much?

Too much of a cut for him. Too much of a cut. I wonder with him with the really big guys. There's such a giant difference between the big 70s and the big 85s. World of difference. They look like four different weight classes. Paulo Costa? Yeah.

He's a big boy. Marvin Vittori, Jared Cannoneer. I really wanted to see those. They're giant. Duplessis, giant. He's a big boy. Marvin Vittori, Jared Cannoneer. I really wanted to see those. They're giant. Dupless, he's giant. He's so big, I can never believe he's 185. Whenever I'm interviewing him after the fight, he's a Hulk. Yeah.

He's so big. Think about Hamzat. If he wins this fight, Dana said, whoever wins this gets the next title shot. Hamzat's path to the 85 titles, it's not that impressive. That's how talented he is. Yeah. You look at his wins. That's how talented he is. You look at his wins. He's also very, very popular.

We really haven't seen him against a Cannoneer or a Strickland or any top dogs in the 85 competition. That's what I'm saying. So he's skipping that. Hamzat. Hamzat. So he's skipping the line and going straight to the champion. I think his first fight in the UFC was 85. Yeah, he's fought a Gerald Mayer shark. Yes.

Was 85. He has some wins. All I'm saying is not the big guy. The guys you're talking about, that's a different level. Different animal. Different size. Like Pejeta. Pejeta was the 85-pound champ.

He's so big. Massive. Have you seen that 205? Still massive. You're like, what the? How'd this guy get to 85? Willpower. What do you think about Strickland versus Kamzat?

Very interesting fight. Very interesting fight. On the feet, dude. I re-watched that Strickland-Adesanya fight. Me too. That motherfucker is so underrated. And everybody was thinking, and me included, that Adesanya was going to have such a massive advantage in striking. But what you saw was skill.

The checking of that low kick was so important. Never got his movement compromised. This fucking Philly shell that he uses, he's the best at it in the sport. How about his defense? The guy barely gets hit. His defense is nuts. He made it a boxing match. He's close distance.

Also, he's so crazy and outrageous that people dismiss him as not being good. Correct. You know, his fucking talent levels are very high. Someone posted a video of him sparring with a professional boxer. Bro. Yeah. I mean, he gives this guy the business. The guy can't hit him either.

What's Strickland's takedown defense? It's pretty fucking good, man. It's pretty fucking good. In his ground game, Jocko just had him down at his gym and at victory in San Diego He said dude that guy is legit. He goes he's got a legit ground game He's been training with Jason Manley for a hot second man. It was like his grounds good man. He just doesn't use it He doesn't want it like standing and the fucking endurance You know there really is something to be said for a guy who just spars.

You know, when you think about it, that's what you're really doing in a fight. And this fucking guy in the fifth round of the Sadatanya fight isn't even breathing heavy. Also, he's allowed to do that because he doesn't engage in the grappling, which wears you out the most. So we'll see what happens with a guy like Hamzat, who's not just going to stand there. Right, right. All the big wrestlers. nickel bone nickel even izzy styliski we thought was a nightmare for for strickland going in the homes that you're like man styliski is a nightmare for strickland but i don't strickland's that good he's a huge dog already if hamza wins he's already a huge dog you think strickland's a huge dog? Really? Yeah, he is.

They have the odds out. Is that because of Hamzat's wrestling and stuff? That's what they think? Hamzat, the UFC, if they say this is the guy, you should probably listen. There's a reason why he's so popular. And he hasn't fought the top ten. You might say Hamzat against Israel, right? That would be

a great fight. But I don't think Israel wants to fight for it. He said a long time. And that's the move. Yeah. I think he needs to deal with some injuries. He's going to get some stem cells. He's had, I think, what, 10 title fights out of his last 11? All main events.

You're talking about in three years to be that active? Most active champion in the sport. People don't realize, especially at the level he's at, you forget how good Izzy is. He lapped the competition already. He lapped them, so he's doing rematches, torching those people. They have to take Alex Piera and fast-track him to the title shot

to get him up for the fight, to get him excited. That's how good fucking Izzy is. So I think him leaving, it's going to make us realize how special he was. I think it's the perfect move for him. Well, I think you've got to get burned out. There's no way physically, mentally, everything fighting that. Joe, you know this.

Like, when you're the main event, when you're the top dog, when you have the belt, you have a different obligation as far as selling the pay-per-views. Oh, media. Yeah, media obligations. You've done hundreds of interviews. Yeah, crazy. And if you ever saw when Khabib and Islam, Islam was just starting to pop off. Islam's doing all these interviews. There's a famous video.

Islam's doing all these interviews. He's like, oh, again? And Khabib looks at him and goes, oh, all you got to do is lose. Just lose. All this goes away. If you don't like it, just lose. It's real easy. Just lose and you don't have to do this anymore.

Yeah. Heavy lies the crown, man. They throw as much shit against the wall as possible hey but that's why the ufc is the biggest the biggest it's the best do you think does does uh you would know better than anybody does usman uh kamara have a lot of trouble getting down to 70 a lot or he's he's a big 70. he's big yeah yeah he's he needs time like you can't kamara's not going to do a 10-day notice for 70. he's probably walking around 190 plus shredded yeah doesn't get out of shape so so at 85 it's going to be interesting to see what his like he hasn't had as much time to prepare but it's a three round fight right it's a three round fight yeah so most likely he's already in shape uh

kamara does not strike me as the type of guy who ever gets out of shape. So that's why I'm interested to see how he fights. And they both made 170, so they're both 170 guys. They're 185. It wasn't like – Right, it's not like duplex C. Yeah, exactly. But I'm just saying –

You've got to worry about Kamaru's knees. Yes, but – Because he can be forced to strike. Not his endurance, but he can strike. At 85, too, he's going to be – I feel like he's going to be – that's how I feel about – That's the problem, though, B. That's why I'm betting you. I'm going to take your money.

I love Kamaru, but when – You want to bet on that? Yeah, we'll bet on it. How much are you guys going to bet? First of all, I need to know how much you owe him already. No, I think we're even now. I don't keep track anymore. No, no, I think we are.

I think the last time I checked – Because we've gotten better about paying until you just cash out. I may owe you a grand. Whenever you hear – Yes, Dicey. Yes, Dicey. Yes, Dicey. There you a grand. Whenever you hear... Nonsense. There's a lot. When I hear Brian talking like that, I'm like, oh, a lot of nonsense

is coming off this truck. My voice gets higher. I'm out of my voice. This truck's about to dump some more shit on the road. Hey, don't be giving out my secrets, bro. But with Kamaru, you've got to be careful labeling him a high-level striker. He's knocked out some good guys, but he's going to be forced to strike with Hamzat. He's not taking them down.

His knees are bad, so he can't kick. If I may, sir. Go ahead. He outstruck a guy named, who is the guy? Jorge Masvidal? Yeah, that's right. Who's a great striker. High-level striker.

Wouldn't you say? But it's also mixing it up with wrestling. Correct. As a wrestling advantage. True. He did KO him, though. Yeah, he did. He did KO that shit.

He did. And got the best of Kobe Covington. Let's bet on takedowns. True. Who gets more takedowns? Kazmat or Uzman? Hamza. Gets more takedowns than Uzman takedowns cosmon or uzman gets more takedowns than uzman i don't know i think guarantee it you want to go uh five hundred dollars on that yeah no no no i'll go i'll go a grand i'll go a grand i'm taking us

are we doing a thousand you're doing a grand you You're taking Kamara? I'm taking Kamara. Okay, now. Now we got Islam Volk. I love Volk. I love Volk. We all do. Champion. Astonishing. I thought he won the first fight. But here's the thing.

Here's the difference. Don't take what I told you on the show already. Islam had about 15 hours to hydrate, you know, last fight. He's had 30 hours now, I believe, because they're waiting at 9 a.m. Now it's nighttime next day. fight he's had 30 hours now i believe because they waited at 9 a.m now it's night time next day so it's about 30 hours so as far as like him being bigger not not won't gas there's a lot going on here that's interesting that's a good point yeah that's a good point if you have that much more time so how many was it how many more extra hours did you get well you got i i think about 24 hours they're saying about a day which is a huge for him is massive so now he's he's back to his original

weight he's fully hydrated also to your point be remember now the last fight was in america so now it's in his you know territory doesn't have to do with all that yeah give him special falafels and and alex yeah and and Alex is taking on 10 days notice Alex Alex's biggest superpower is his cardio on 10 days even if his card is at a nine that ain't good enough to hang with Mokja well remember and also Mokja took Alex down uh how many times I can't remember in the fight and I don't think he's gonna take us back you know he he I I think what's gonna happen is you'll see a lot of ground and pound it's gonna be hard. It's going to be interesting if that rehydration makes a giant issue because you just really intrigued me.

I wasn't aware that it was that much extra time. That's a big factor for a guy who cuts that much weight. Because Islam is, when he was gassing out at the end of that fight, a big part of that is the dehydration. I guarantee you if that guy could just weigh whatever the fuck he wanted and they fought, he wouldn't be experiencing that. It is insane that we make these guys literally get to death's door 24 hours before a world title cage fight. They choose it.

I don't like it. It's an advantage. They do. They do choose it, but we shouldn't allow it. I think it's sanctioned cheating. Well, now they- And everybody does it. Don't they weigh them?

Same day wins. That's why I do same day wins. But they do weigh them after. You can't really get that crazy, dog. You want to get crazy? There's no way you could win a 16-man tournament when you get crazy. One championship doesn't do the best. I think the argument is that you would have better fights because guys would do it and

they wind up being really depleted and they fight anyway because they're just tough. But the argument is if you do it the day before you get a better result they weigh them out they weigh them at the in the morning of the fight now to see to make sure there isn't this massive disparity but i don't know i never heard of anybody getting like dq'd because of that though no like never i mean never like i've never heard anybody getting in trouble the fight's off because the next because paul costa came in at 2.30 and never. They never have done that. Nor will they. You could rehydrate as much as you want.

I think they do, actually. Name one fighter. They did that with Donald Cerrone and and... What the heck's... They stopped the fight? Darren Till. What did they do? He's not from Wales. I think they weighed them the morning of.

I think that's a new thing. No. No? No. No, you're always weighed 24 hours before at least. But my question is, they've never taken a fighter and said, you rehydrated too much. There was a weight...

No, there was this talk about... Ryan Davis had that thing with Gervonta, where he couldn't weigh more than a certain amount. Correct. Boxing the weight. But that was just like a clause that Gervonta where he couldn't weigh more than a certain amount. Correct. Boxing to do that. But that was just like a clause that Gervonta put in the contract with Ryan Davis. Some weird thing that they do. But UFC,

they don't care. If you make 55 and you blow up to, look at Anthony Johnson. You make 170 and you blow up to 220, they don't give a fuck. The thing is, Gervonta, it's smart if you can get a guy to do that. Hell yeah. It's like when Floyd got Canelo to go down to 152. If you can get a guy to do that. Hell yeah. It's like when Floyd got Canelo to go down to 152. If you can get a guy to do that, it's like take every advantage you can.

If you can get a guy to agree to not rehydrate correctly, go ahead. How much time did Volk have? Like 11 days or something? Wasn't he sitting on the couch when they called him up? 10 days. Yeah, that's not a lot, but who knows how much he's been training. He was 185 pounds, though. And they tried, they hit up Strickland first.

Yeah, he was 180 plus pounds. They hit up Strickland first, and he was like, nah, which I agree with. You're the champ. You're going to fly to the Middle East. Yeah, you don't. Also, Strickland is a big guy. Remember when he had to take that light heavyweight fight because it was short notice? He'll take a short notice fight, but cutting down to

85 is rough. But kudos to UFC. 10 day notice and you fill, I think, our better fights. You fill in with these big boys. They got backups now. They have backups. Not these backups. They don't have these guys ready? No. No, they had a different

set of backups. They have guys that will weigh in just in case something happens. They had Matth's Gamrot. Gamrot's a bad motherfucker. He's a beast, man. You gotta have backups. They do backups now, but this is a different... They were like, we need big dogs. Don't they have backups

that have a fight just in case they don't need them? They probably won't need them. We're gonna get you a fight anyways. You'll fight like some mid-tier guy. But if one of these guys goes out, you're in. And that mid-tier guy, you're out. But of these guys goes out you're feeling that mid-tier guy You're out but all this went out the window because it's in the Middle East. They have a contract there They can't put on the whatever a guy you've never heard of against Hamza against Volkanovsk your mock chef they have to fill

Contractually they have to fill with big fights. Mmm. That's why you got these big dogs on that makes notice And that's why those boys got paid. Yeah, that makes sense So we were talking about Megamedov, the guy who fought earlier today. With one eye, the pirate. It seems impossible that he would get sanctioned in the States. It won't happen.

There's no way. So, over there, they just let him. He's just going to run the fucking Middle East. If you want to fight him, you have to come to the Middle East. Isn't that crazy? How far can you go like that? I'm sure Brazil will let it, too. I don't give a fuck. Maybe.

Yeah, you can't just fight here. Maybe Singapore. It's like Hamza. They say he has all these visa issues. That's why you haven't seen him so long. So my question is, so if Hamza does fight for the title, does that mean the champ, Strickland, is going to have to come over here to defend his belt? That gets weird, right? That gets super dicey. But if you want to fight the best, you'veland, is going to have to come over here to defend his belt? That gets weird, right?

That gets super dicey. But if you want to fight the best, you've got to come to the Middle East. Isn't that crazy? Well, yeah. If I was Strickland, I'd be like, Madison Square Garden or bust. Yeah, me too. And I think Strickland would do that. Knowing Strickland, he's like, fuck off.

He might do that. Vegas or nothing, dude. Make all the money. Who's handling the Athletic Commission stuff over there? Is that in-house? That's probably the same guy who's handling the drug testing now. Probably rolls at ATT. He's got a spinning back

kick knockout. You guys never said Sed? Oh, Sed's a beast. A beast. Super beast. You mean a Dagestani with a last name? Nergomagedov? But he's actually a really elite striker. Yeah, he's very good. Super beast. Very good. You mean a Dagestani with a last name? Nurmagomedov? But he's actually a really elite striker. Yeah, just striking.

His wrestling's not great. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is Nurmagomedov like Smith in the Middle East? It's like Silva in Brazil. It sounds like it's a clan. Like it's a family of... This guy's fun to watch, though.

I'm sure. Yeah. What's he fight at? 35? So what is going on with this drug free sport thing i don't know but i love it is it drug free sport and is their logo a wink oh you mean they have another commission yeah they got rid of usada but usada went dirty on the man oh you saw it messed up whenADA messed up. When they went and did that statement without notifying Dana White, my first tweet was like, oh, USADA fucked up. Wait, what they did?

They really fucked up. They said they were doing it for Conor McGregor so they could get Conor McGregor and not have to test him. What did they do? That's what they insinuated. Trying to make Dana look bad. Which is not true because Conor McGregor entered into the USADA pool and supplied two tests so far. So they're wrong. What they said was wrong.

He's not on anything. He's clean. They tested him. I don't know. What did USADA say? What did they say? They said that the reason why the UFC is leaving this relationship with USADA was because they were trying to do something with Conor McGregor. Like bat down to Conor and then they said it was a money issue, which we know it's not.

His lawyer said he's the most tested fighter of all time in the UFC as far as Conor McGregor. Like bow down to Conor and then they said it was a money issue, which we know it's not. His lawyer said he's the most tested fighter of all time in the UFC, as far as Conor McGregor's concerned. Really? I don't think that's true. I don't know. Especially now. He's had some time off. Paulo Costa was the most tested. Yeah. Paulo, I know, years, tested a ton. All the dudes that look juicy, they go, hmm.

But can we agree, USADA's good for certain sports. When it comes to the UFC, it's been a the UFC it's been a disaster They're a bore The problem is they were waking guys up At 6.30 in the morning on their fucking weigh-in day They were doing crazy shit like that Trying to get samples day of the fight

And you gotta report 365 days a year And you're a subcontractor It doesn't make a lot of sense It doesn't fit the business model of the UFC All good So now they have this guy from AT2 who rolls with the boys Maybe a little acai himself It doesn't make a lot of sense. It doesn't fit the business model of the UFC. All good. So now they have this guy from ATT who rolls with the boys, maybe a little acai himself. And he's like, yeah, he's good.

And I'm like, I like that guy. Yeah, but there's a conflict of interest potentially if an ATT fighter. 2022, Yuri Prohasko is tested 64 times. Wow. So he's the most? That was just last year. I mean, I don't know about all time. I wonder why they tested him so much. That's fucking harassment. Well, he fights like he's on meth.

Yuri's got such a wild style. Dude, Yuri versus Alex Bejeda? Alex Bejeda, that's going to be amazing. Take my money! That is so exciting. That's my number one fight of the year. That fight's so exciting exciting That's Madison Square Garden John Jones Stipe's the man

First fight Right now is The clock says round one 455, 454, 453 452, 451 450, 449 Is that a patch of hair on his back? Yeah, he needs manscaped

This fight's brought to you by manscaped, his back. You don't like that patch? No, dude. I like it because it's asymmetrical. I know. It's like Austin Powers shit going on. Do you think he gives a flying fuck, B? Well, I do.

I'm voting against him. There's the first Indian guy on the card tonight. Is this him? Indian like Apache Indian? No, like dot Indian. Like the country. The real Indian. Yes, India. Please don Indian got four like not like the country of real and yes India please don't say dot I like the fake well he said feather is it funny that a dot could be seen as racist only if you're Brian count your

cock well you live in LA is it crazy that Columbus fucked up and called the natives Indians and they just ran with it? Yes, they never changed. They never corrected it. Oh, yo, yo, we're not in India dog. We're in fucking, Virginia Oh, he's from Tajikistan a lot of stunts It sounds like it Other goes there he goes Savage dude not so you'd know never go man off I didn't even see the transition because I was too busy correcting cows too excited over there Oh, he tapped. He tapped. That's it. Oh, savage, dude. That was not good. Said Nurmagomedov. I didn't even see the transition because I was too busy correcting Callum. That guy's too excited over there.

This guy. Why is he doing that? What's this guy, man? He's probably a celebrity. He was pointing to his heart. Well, they all want Nurmagomedov to win. Brian, did you really ask why is he celebrating? Well, he was acting like he had something to do with it.

Don't be mad. You made a mistake, dude. This guy's very upset. All that training. You looked up when you should have looked down. He also fought a monster. Look at how it goes here. So he's charging forward.

Oh, he dives his head right in there. Right in the middle. And then he's like, cool, say less. And he power guillotine. I'm such a fan of him. If you watch his fights, he'll lose the first and second and pull it out in the third. He'm such a fan of him if you watch his fights he he's on that he'll lose the first and second then pull it out in the third damn he's such a savage that's pretty sweet yeah sick they just throw what mistake did he make there he didn't have his he didn't want to just shot

as soon as you have one arm around your neck yeah you got to address it you have one arm around your neck if you don't address it right away The other one comes in it's over. Yeah The thing is arms around your neck on the middle. Yeah, so what there's one you better not you better address that That's rule number one. He's also jiu-jitsu master dress it Yeah, you're doing but when you're double-legged like that It should have been been higher in his chest like that or that? Or if they grab a guillotine, you've got to pass. As soon as he shoots, he gets his neck wrapped. Instead of continuing the takedown, you've got to grab that motherfucking arm. Or you can take him down and you've got to make sure you're on the correct side.

You can't stay there. We haven't seen one of those Von Flues in a long time. OSP got a little older. He's got all of them. Never trust your neck. Right. Oh, my neck will be fine. John Jock's famous statement.

Yeah. John Jock would tell everybody. That's John Jock Machado. Never trust your neck. Yeah, the minute this is there. You can't let the other piece go. So your boy Tino, I was rolling with Tino. He was catching me in Darces from every angle.

You're getting tapped out? That's crazy. Tino. From in Vegas. Tino. Tino. He was catching me in Darcy's from every angle. You're getting tapped out? That's crazy. In Vegas, Tino. Tino. Pitbull. Tino. This got awkward. I just screwed his name up.

Did you fuck his name up? I probably fucked his name up. Tino? Why don't you look through your phone and we'll talk about other stuff. Yeah. Find out who the fuck you're talking about. Hey, when you say rolled with him, you were in jeans and just kind of grabbed him. In Vegas, you talking about Andy Varela?

No. He has a Pitbull rescue. He's a comic. rolled with him, you were in jeans and just grabbed him and just get raped. You talking about Andy Varela? He has a pit bull rescue. He's a comic, stand-up comic. He's our buddy. Oh! Okay, I know who you're talking about. Tino. I barely remember my own students. So Tino's a black belt. But Tino has catched me in Darcy's. I was like, where is this coming from?

But you don't even train, so why is that surprising? And he's a black belt? The point I'm making is that don't believe you. Where is this coming from? Where is this? But you don't even train, so why is that surprising? And he's a black belt? The point I'm making is don't trust your neck. You should make that a t-shirt. Yeah, you should say it. Was that a bad story, everybody? Put quotes. When I say the podcast is coming to a screeching halt, I mean you've ruined Saturday.

You just want to let everybody know you've been rolling. But you know what, guys? We can beat up. If you want a great Friday, Saturday, next no that's a bad transition at the Chicago improv did you do that when you say something funny yeah not when you like not when you bomb bad bad promotion show you hit the cow on the train tracks what happened what happened when the Scottish guy trained with Tinaino? Did he get choked out too? He rocked him up. Uh-oh, hold on. He gets cigars over there.

He becomes more and more Asian every day. Funkmaster. Al Joe. He's in an interesting spot now, right? Yeah, he is. He's got a lot of people in front of him now. He tried to push for that rematch when the UFC is like, no, play him. He was a little difficult with the UFC.

Again, I don't know what's going on there. But when you do that, it's the Woodley angle where they go, as soon as you lose, buddy, good luck. You're going back to the queue. You got KO'd in the second round. It's like a decisive loss. It wasn't like a close fight. Usman and that fight was close.

With Usman and Leon, it was like he's winning four rounds. He launched that last kick, a minute to go in the fight, changed the course of his life. That's a rematch. That's a rematch. But when you get KO'd in the second round and you didn't do anything in the first round, you couldn't take him down, and then Sean does exactly what he said he was going to do.

It's a tough sell. You've got to see other fights. But then remember that Division II two there's so many guys there too so many guys and then the other issue with him is marab his teammates like we won't fight each other so ufc's like then we're not dealing with this dude rob you fight so hudo sterling we'll see what happens also you know aljermaine's been talking forever about going up to 45 i think it'd be a good fit for him. I think he'd do well there. I love Aljo. He's so much bigger.

Well, he has a hard time getting to 35. He's a big guy. He's jacked. He's built like a stingray, dude. He's so jacked when he gets down. Stingray. Just all shoulders, skinny legs. When he's down at 35, he's like the perfect body size.

He's the perfect amount of weight. Because he's not 135 pounds but he's shredded and he can go five hard rounds for days he's just he's got it locked in but goddamn o'malley is a sniper fucking sniper he just rises the occasion well he's just better better than he ever has been before he just keeps getting better that dude just keeps getting better but he's also what i love too it's the perfect game kind of blueprint for the u, right? He was on Dana White Contender Series. UFC has notoriously been known for years. It happens.

I get it. I'm not blaming them. They push guys too fast. Sage Northcutt, Darren Till. With Sugar, they're like, slow down. We'll get there. Because he wanted a title shot right away. Slow down.

Built him up. Built him up. Now he's this, might be as far as social media and Twitch, the biggest star they have. Now he's champ. They did it the right way. Sage Northcutt's a very good example. Yes. Very good example.

Because he goes over and fights that dude. What's his name from Brazil? And gets KO'd and gets his face broken. In one championship? Yeah. I used to spar him. Cosmo. Yeah.

Cosmo Alexander. When I saw that, I literally DM'd him. I was like, I'm telling you, buddy, do not do this. Cosmo's a bigger guy. Cosmo's big. He's an elite world champion kickboxer, Muay Thai fighter. Bro. Very good striker.

God. Did you watch K1, the last absolute eight-man tournament? I did it. Who won? I'm disappointed in you. I know. You watch everything. I know, I watch everything.

And the only fucking kickboxing event that I've ever commentated, you didn't watch it. Oh, you're talking about a hot second ago. K-1. Oh, yeah. The big-ass Chinese guy. Fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were talking about like last week.

No, no. What's the Chinese name? The big one. I don't even know his name. Lu Sai? Lu Sai. I'm the worst with names. You know what I'm talking about?

Gigantic. Gigantic. Yeah. Huge. Savage. Looking like fucking Drago from China. Yeah. He's like six.

Artificially created in the lab. Was he six what? Six nine or something? Six eight. Six eight. He fucked fucking Drago from China. Yeah. He's like six. Artificially created in lab. Was he six what? Six nine or something? Six eight. Six eight. He fucked everybody up with leg kicks. Oh, leg kicks, man. Oh, man.

His kicks are outstanding. He's good. I wonder what's going to happen with him. Big, heavy weight. Huge CCP all about China. Gigantic six foot eight Chinese guy. Jesus. Like, what was that basketball player's name?

Yao Ming. Yao Ming. Exactly like him. That guy. That motherfucker right there. Elite kickboxer. Really? Yami. Yami. Exactly like him. This motherfucker right here. Elite kickboxer. John for days. Lee Luce. Jesus.

Dude, that guy fucked everybody up. They have that boxer, too. He's a fucking giant that Alex Piera sparred with. Yeah. Heavyweight, he's fucking huge. You should see this guy fight, man. He's a freak. He's very impressive.

What's he weigh? Heavyweight, obviously. 6'8", 260, maybe. He's very impressive. What's he weigh? Heavyweight, obviously. 6'8", 260 maybe. He could play defensive end. Yeah, no Chinese in the NFL, huh? I don't think so. Are you Googling how to say it? One day, one day.

I saw 6'11 somewhere, but this says 6'5". All right, that's pretty tall. 220. Long and lean. Pretty tall. 220. Long and lean. That's the new Ernesto Hoost.

Ernesto Hoost. I wasn't aware of this. I don't follow K-1, but K-1 was just sticking with the middleweights and the lightweights for a few years. And they didn't do the heavyweights anymore because there wasn't a big talent pool. And now they're trying to promote it again. Dude, how about Fury and Francis? That's next Saturday? I know. Isn't that nuts?

Nuts. Dude, the promo for it? It's great. Dang, it's good. Yeah. Is it Tyson Fury? Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury and Francis Ngannou in a boxing match.

You just finding out about this? I know. Is this real? Dude. Are you playing us? Dude, I'm telling you. Are you out about this? I know. Is this real? Are you playing us? Dude, I'm telling you. Are you on an edible? I know.

NFL. I knew Francis Ngannou was promoting a fight. I knew that was happening. I just don't know who. I don't pay attention like you guys. I barely pay attention. But Tyson Fury Francis is so massive. How did you not pay attention to that?

I know he was going to fight. I just didn't know who. Like, is he fighting fucking John Jones or something? He's fighting Usyk in December or January. That's what I'm excited about. is a great promo best promo I've seen in a hot second so well done and it's gonna be a boxing match yeah just boxing for a title come on you got to put all your money on who come on well yeah come on Fury moves I mean he's not just a big white boy That guy has great boxing skills

Oh he's the most skillful heavyweight boxer I think he's the best of all time I think he's the best of all time He could be the best of all time He's the biggest He's 6'9 He moves like a fucking middleweight He's got outstanding power

Who hits harder? Francis or Bronx Bomber? It's a good question We don't know We don't know because Bronx Bomber's never hit anybody with them little gloves, and Francis has never hit anybody in a big fight with the big gloves. But Deontay Wilder hits fucking hard. I was front row when he fought that Bazell guy.

They sat me next to his family, and when he was walking out, I looked at my brother and go, dead man walking. Dude, this might be the biggest fight ever, dude. Right? That fight's crazy. This might be the biggest fight ever, dude. Right? Come on. That fight's crazy. This might be the biggest fucking fight ever. It's going to be huge. People are going to want to see it just for the freak aspect of it.

I think Francis needs to throw Kasha the win and Homer Simpson and just... Do they got a rematch clause in MMA? No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. The smart money. I don't think Francis does really anything to Tyson Fury. We don't know, though. He's such a big guy. What if they talked him into a small ring? A smaller ring? What about Bare Knuckle?

Rematch. Well, Fury wanted to do Bare Knuckle. He did. He's a gypsy, dude. What? Yeah. Dude, come on. He's a wild boy.

A bunch of Sam and Meg loves. Bare Knuckle just seems poised to take over boxing. It just does. Not really. It does. Bare knuckle. You two have been pushing this thing for a hot second. Dude, come on. Just on paper. Forget about oh, I grew up watching Roberto. They're too tentative. Forget about all that. Injuries. No, you can't hit as hard.

You'll break your hand. Dude, it's just more gangster. Too many cuts. It's way more gang. Bare knuckle. We gotta make money, bro. I would rather watch bare knuckle Floyd Mayweather against Pacquiao than with big ass fucking You hit harder with gloves, though. You can't hit as hard. Okay.

Because what happens is you- You break your hand. Yeah. And guys are really good at this. Brian just settled into his I'm an expert voice. Dude, have you seen the video? Hey, video. My voice got a little deeper.

There's a chick who's double chipped. You got a little more sure of yourself than earlier when you were betting. I don't take any of the money. I don't take it. Hey, there's a chick who's double champ. You got a little more of a show of yourself than earlier when you were betting. I don't take any of the money. I don't take any of the TV. That's a bad impression on me. Hey, there's a chick. There's a chick. That's a bad impression.

Double champ, bare knuckle, double champ female, Britain heart. The girl she fights, she does a post-fight interview, and that girl's face is- Yeah, like she's got plums. It's the worst She's saying she's like I love the experience It's a famous video. I love the experience I love getting in there and just getting in the ring and doing it and dude her face is One of her teeth is missing. Yeah Yeah, that's a brutal ass boy. That's the only fucking brutal Britain heart double chance

That's the sport where you almost guaranteed to lose some teeth. Yeah, it's bad. Look at Luke Rockhold. He's like, I'll try it. My fucking teeth. Well, the thing is, there she is. Look at this. She's like, it was a good time.

Oh, come on, man. I don't like this stuff. It was fun. I enjoyed it. Dude, I love bare knuckle. It was definitely a football game, but I had a blast. Dude, they didn't even wipe the blood off. They just let it stain on her cheeks.

Look at that. How did you keep that off? Wipe it off. I only have one. Who is this woman? That's Roseanne Barr's fucking only stepsister. It was such a crazy page. What kind of question?

Well, they're not getting top tier commentators. She looks like the female from Gremlins 2. Bring it up, Jamie. But it looks identical. It's a very good mom. The female Gremlin. It's a person, dog. I know, but so is a very good. Come on. The female gremlin. It's a person, dog. I know, but so is a gremlin.

All right. But you don't bear knuckles doing. There you go. So this is Alaskaroff versus Wesley Alves, right? Damn. Or Lealves, rather. Is there any of these Dagestan guys without a beard? Damn, that looks exactly like Makachev.

I was like, is Makachev fighting already? They like to have a beard, man. That's racist, Brian. I'm just saying. They look exactly alike. It's such an interesting look, the beard with no mustache. If I was Hamzat and had that big cut on my lip, I might want to get a mustache. Or you want to look scary like the Red Dress.

No, I don't. Abraham Lincoln spent 10 years in Dagestan showing him. You know he wrestled. Fuck off, man. Look at his face. He's trying to pull this off. He almost had me. He almost had me. He almost had me.

I'm telling you the truth. He wrestled. He did wrestle. He was a wrestler. It was a foreign exchange. Dude, he kind of had me. Bro, when you said that twinkle, that twinkle of joke in your eye that I can recognize. Did you know Abraham Lincoln used to wrestle?

He used to be a badass wrestler. Wasn't he 6'8"? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was legit. Yeah, but Abraham Lincoln was a real wrestler. And he went all over Europe, all over the Middle East, and he wrestled everybody. You know what else he wrestled was dicks in his butt. That's real shit.

What? Yeah, Abe Lincoln had a side piece, dude. Look, it was his security guard, and they fucked. Really? How do you know? And this isn't some... Sir, I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna ask you to respect

your country a little bit. I think there's probably some long camping trips back there and a lot of guys fucked. I'm telling you, look at him. I think it's some broke back mountains. Cold winters. Cold winters. Abe Lincoln was an amazing wrestler. He influenced a lot of people all over the world in wrestling before he was a president.

And did they say his voice was really high? He didn't travel. He traveled. Dude, that picture right there that was taken in Russia an hour south of Moscow.

Do you have any idea how long it would take to get to Russia from fucking Pennsylvania? For a wrestling match? No, for your information, the ferry from the East Coast to England, that's 30 days. So that's 30 days. And then you take a wagon to fucking... Four months flies by. to

They traveled in blimps back then that's uh the history that's been erased people were traveling all over the world No, no now i'm like real. You want to get real? Oh, no. No, they had blimps in the 1800s. They were traveling all over the world. Go on, Eddie. Go on. They definitely did when they built the Empire State Building.

Dude, I'm telling you. Coleman Hughes was showing us that the other day. When Coleman was here, he explained that the Empire State Building, they made it so high because they were going to park blimps at the top of it. Dude, that's what they did back then. Yeah, but they didn't do it. They tried to do it, but it's too windy. They just used it as an excuse to make the tallest building.

They said, we have to make it this tall. We're going to park blimps. And then the city was like, okay. Remember that Led Zeppelin cover of the Zeppelin blimp crashing? That was to just erase blimps from history. We don't want blimps. They're too dangerous. Led Zeppelin was, yeah, yeah, I was to just erase blimps from history That you don't want blimps there to it. They're too late Led Zeppelin was on board with this the CIA got a hold of Led Zeppelin You don't think the CIA created the music business?

Well, no You guys don't know about this? You don't know about this? Dude, when you find out the CIA Jim Morrison? They created the hippie movement. They created it. They created the record scene. Who was the music industry?

No, who was Jim Morrison's dad? Tell him. Joe knows this. Jim Morrison's dad did what? He was like a CIA guy. He orchestrated the Gulf of Tunk in False Flight. Do you know that, B? You ever heard him sing live? That's why he rebelled from his dad.

Dude, I never liked The Doors. When I grew up, B? Did you know that? You ever heard him sing live? But that's why he rebelled from his dad. No wonder I didn't like, dude, I never liked The Doors. I was like, when I grew up, I'm like, The Doors, this is the end, this is the end, but other than that, Break on through to the other side? Oh, my God, I hate that shit. Put it on. Oh, my God, take. Put it on, take. You can on YouTube.

Oh, I hated that shit. Can we play it on YouTube? No. No, we can't. Like, dude, I hated that shit. Oh, play it on YouTube? No. No, we can't. Also, if I do it. Like, dude, I hated that shit. I love it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, my goodness. It's over, kid. Morley Alba is done.

As soon as he just... Wow. Hey, fuck fighting Dagestanians out here. Wow. My screen's 10 seconds ahead of you guys, so I'll stop. That flying knee was amazing. Savage. Break on, dude.

Dude, you're the star. What was the other one? What was the other one? I don't know. It's just that he was on the storm. Oh, my God. Horrible. Great amazing. Savage. Break on, dude. Do the other side. What was the other one? What was the other one? This is that. He was on the storm. Oh, my God. Horrible. Great song.

Wow, Eddie. Love it. Even though he's CIA. Did you know Jim Morrison was never wanted to be a mutant? There was no aspirations to be a rock star singer or nothing. All of a sudden, he just became one. He's a plant. He's a plant, Brad.

Eddie, he was very talented. The Doors were talented. There's a book called,'s a plant, Brian. Eddie, he was very talented. The Doors were talented. There's a book called... You like books, right? There's a book called Weird Scenes on Laurel Canyon. I have the book. I'll give it to you Monday. Dude.

Weird Scenes on Laurel Canyon. Dude. It's a great book. Dave McGowan. Holy fuck. They orchestrated all that shit. And when you look at the other bands that were living in Laurel Canyon at the time, it's nuts.

It was all CIA. You know, Lookout Mountain Laboratories. That was a top secret Air Force intelligence. You know who owns that now? Jared Leto. Jared Leto. Yes, but the people who wrote the songs were musicians. What do you mean you wonder why?

You think Jared Leto? I don't know, Jared. I don't know. Something's going on there, man. Listen, 30 Seconds to Mars, they got a good song. They got a song called Echelon. That's a good song. But I don't know.

That guy lives in Lookout Mountain Laboratory. He bought it, Eddie. He doesn't age either. When Eddie's getting into this, he starts doing this. You get the answer. I'm on this way with Eddie, though. That looks good. I don't want to believe it.

I don't want to believe that... Jared Leto's not a fucking government agent. I'm not saying he is but he lives in Lookout Mountain Labrador. He bought the house.

Why would you buy it? It's dope. It's a giant former fucking government building that's in the new... On a giant piece

of property in the Hollywood Hills. It's sick. Jared Leto is piece of property in the Hollywood Hills. Jared Leto is the only dude in the history of the world to be a legit arena-filling rock star, songwriter, and an

A-list actor. No other guy has done that. He's also a very nice guy. I hung out with him him went to dinner with him me him theo and oh he's my spirit animal i love him he's a great guy he's a really nice guy the song echelon backward back uh back in the day i love that song so much i drove to vegas for a specific reason i don't want to talk to you about it but i go to the suspect I go to Vegas. Suspect.

Back in the day. Back in the day, I go to Vegas. Does it involve a bag of cash? It was a girl. No, it was a girl. It was his gay face. Back when I was single. Look at him.

And I listened to- Bungee jumping. Oh, my God. I listened to Echelon on repeat for five hours all the way to Vegas. Oh, he's one of my favorite people. I love that song. It is amazing how young he looks. Look out, Mount Maverick. Eddie. I would have fucking bought that place if I found out it was available. I would have bought it

How do we know you kidding? It and turn that motherfucker into like a giant playhouse. I don't know dog Joe Joe my it's bomb-proof to when your dad know It's your dad my dad into this oh shit look at that flying knee we missed it look at this shit here it comes boom did you know Frank Zappa's dad was

deep into biological chemical warfare type shit yeah but see a lot of those young kids that have dads like that the dads are never home. That's how they become rock stars. Correct. Not because their dad fucking schooled them and brought them through the CIA to make them

manipulate the population. They're rebelling against their dad. The dad's never home. Too much coincidence for me, man. If your dad is in the CIA, you're fucking- Dude, you gotta listen to the weird scenes in Laurel Canyon. It's gonna blow your fuck away. It's a great book.

I just got it. I just ordered it. It's so good. The theory is, in the 60s, most of the anti-Vietnam protesters were college professors. Schulte! Schulte! They were respectable people Going against the Vietnam War That guy

That guy's like I don't even talk about this There's below Oh that guy was smart No Eddie please Please keep educating him Keep going You know what

When I get When I'm doing Fight Companion And I get into some deep shit And you guys cut me off like you always do. You know what? You got to put your headphones on. You know what I think? I go, thank God they cut me off.

Now I don't have to worry about someone killing me. I love it when you guys cut me off. You know what? I don't need to get into that. Put the headphones on so we can all coordinate and not talk over each other. I hate headphones. Yeah, I know. But it's important for these.

I hate headphones so much because I hate my own voice, and I could hear my own voice. I like your voice. Your voice is great. I have a good voice. Thank you. I appreciate it. That guy's got a fresh beard, a little bit of frosty in it.

I like it. It's Abraham Lincoln, dog. I'm telling you. Eddie, I still think you look better as you get older. You look great, man. What? No homo. He looks good.

You look very good. Yeah, you look good. The beard, it works. What? No homo. He looks good. You look very good. Yeah, you look good, man. Yeah, you look good. The beard, it works, dude. Eddie's on a fasting workout schedule. Tell him, Eddie. I'm totally into intermittent fasting. Is that how you say it?

Yeah. See, it fucks. I can't even say intermittent because I hear it in my head. Intermittent. Intermittent. Yeah. I don't eat until about 3, 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I work out, empty stomach. I heard it from Mikey Musumechi, DK Metcalf, NBA or NFL star.

I keep hearing that GSP. I keep hearing it. I go, let me try it. So I started working out on an empty stomach. Changed my life. Yep. Oh my God. I'm so into my workouts now.

Before I would have like a little protein bar, a little shake, thinking that was an empty stomach, but it's not. Vitamins, and then I go work out. Vitamins, little bar, little shake, empty stomach, I'm gonna go work out. And I can't wait to, I just wanna get the fuck out of the gym.

Now, empty stomach, a real empty stomach, nothing in my system, nothing in my guts. I'm doing sets in between sets, Doc. I'm doing body weight squats in between. Shit I never did before. I'm doing shit weight squats in between. Shit I never did before. I'm doing shit I never did before. I have so much motivation in the gym without having to eat. Do you eat just one meal a day?

My first meal is around three or four, but I might do something late before I go to bed. Because at night, in the morning, I'm an Olympic athlete. Well, especially after you've done training. At night, I'm a piece of shit. When you're tired? Every day. My whole life is a 24-hour cycle. I'm a

fucking savage in the morning. I do everything in the morning. I get all my shit taken care of. I get everything done, but by the time it's like 11 o'clock at night, I need a little drink. I need a little weed. A. I need a little weed. Yep.

A little popcorn. Start fucking... We just... I got a jam room at my studio. So every night after class, after I scrub the toilets and mop the fucking floors, I'm the Mexican at the gym.

We jam. We have a jam. We have a piano and guitars. We have a whole jam room at my fucking studio. At my school. The front area where people used to walk in and sign up that's it's been closed down since the scam demic We never reopened It's not a scam demic

I will never refer to the scamdemic as a panda that is i'll never say before the panda when i hear someone say before the pandemic you don't think before you don't think we should have closed down it wasn't a pandemic it was a scam dammit you don't think we should have shut down schools for two years and closed down all these businesses that people built 30 years to spend i think it's a good move if you want china to get ahead of us correct if that's what your plan is it's also a good move if you want China to get ahead of us. Correct. If that's what your plan is. It's also a good move to keep the borders open. And I think it's a good move to get those fucking ballots, the 300 million fucking ballots set to everybody so they can ballot harvest.

That's what it was about. Yep. We need a reason. Million ballots. We need a reason to get millions of ballots out there so people can harvest them and they can do whatever the fuck they want. Hey, what is going on with Trump's trial? Do you know about that? Didn't they hit him with something else?

He's been hit with a gag order. It's fucking amazing. It's amazing how they're going after him. It's fucking scary. More people are rallying around him. More people rally around him for sure, Brian. For sure. It's definitely his loyal followers.

I think they're trying to keep him out of the election. Did we get the world falling apart and then you got like Trump trying to save the fucking world? Wait a minute. Are you serious? Yeah. Of course that's what they're doing. No, I mean, that's a possibility. That's a legal possibility. You know what's insane? That we have a president like Joe Biden.

That's fucking insane. Do you see the picture of his chin? How insane is that? He was on the ball in Israel. You gotta give him credit. He went over there and smoothed everything out. How is it? It just gets worse. It's all good over there. And worse for him. Yeah.

It just gets worse. He's dying. I mean, that's just the reality of it. Dude, that guy's our president? You know what Joey Diaz said about him? What? Looks like he's already got the formaldehyde in him. Like, that guy.

That guy won, dog. That guy won That guy won Look at him Do you see the picture Of his weird ass chin Looks like a Playstation controller Have you seen this I do a joke about that

Like Sam Tripoli Like in all seriousness Goes you know A lot of people say He may have died in 2017 Well then they replaced him With a guy who looks just as crippled As him

Is it possible? Let's say that's ridiculous. Let's say ridiculous. But let's just say hypothetically, is it possible that someone like Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden could have been dead six years ago, but still with deepfake technology and masks, we could still keep them going? They 100% can use masks now. Dude, the deep fake technology is insane.

They could make- Look at his chin. That's our president right there, dog. What the fuck? You see the meme that says when the edibles kick in? Well, part of what's going on let me explain he's got a turtleneck zipper and it's pushing up on his loose turkey neck and his loose turkey neck is forcing that skin up towards his chin so it's loose if he unzipped that thing his skin would fall back into place and he wouldn't have those weird chin dimples this is

simple you just look at what he's wearing on his neck. Is it possible that that's a mask? No. Whose chin is that? Have you seen those masks? No, no, no. This is why. Have you seen those videos of people with masks?

No, no, no. Listen to me. This is why. Because if that was someone that they hired to play Joe Biden, he would do a good job. He wouldn't look like he's dying. Right. That's really Joe Biden. He's just got a turtleneck on.

See? Take that and then push that shit up because of the turtleneck on see take that and then push that shit up because the turtleneck and it's the same chin he's dying i mean he's a very very old man and he's had a bunch of real serious health issues he's had two brain surgeries he's the top of his fucking head he's number one he's the best on the left had serious aneurysms man they had to open it they called a widow maker they had to open up his fucking head and get in there and you know, they be no and you voted for a piece of shit I thought it for three times but Brian voted for him with like dead people's True yeah, he wanted a

combo tattoo His fights are going so fast. They're filling it with just fillers like check out the next you This is uncle. I walkers got his hands full with this dude man. Uncle I was a beast. Mm-hmm So it's Johnny Walker though. His last three wins are impressive. Yo, Johnny Walker hits so fucking hard. He hits so hard. You can't really trade for him. Is that thing not working? Dude, that guy's never going to need Rogaine.

That guy right there? Never. That's a carpet. Dude, are you kidding? Oh, look at that. Look at that. And their hair's like Lego. Johnny Walker is so big for the weight class.

Oh, he's massive. He's big for a light heavyweight, man. He's enormous. And Dagestanians, their hairstyle, like Khabib, Magomed, all these,

Makachev, their hair's like a Lego piece. You think they just go to Dagestan in the barbershop and say, just give me a Khabib? I don't know if he's started.

I want the Khabib. Give me the Daggy. He's got the same beard. Wait a minute, he's got the same beard. Yeah, he does. But he has a mustache. It's not working, Joe.

You've got to get rid of that mustache, Don. Yeah, it keeps fucking up. That guy's never going to need fucking Rogaine either. Holy shit. Is Rogaine still a thing? Hell yeah. What do you use? That ear is great.

Are you taking it? What? Your ear's legit from last time? Hey, bro. Hey, bro. You just said my hair's legit? Compared to Brian Kelly, my hair's legit? Compared to Brian Callen, you're legit.

What do you mean? I got better hair. I envy Brian Callen's hair. I don't take Brian Callen's hair. I stopped doing that. My hair looks like shit. Dude, my hair is, every time I look in the mirror,

every time I look in the mirror, I'm like, it's over. We're all getting older. It's over. I'm ready to die. Shave your head, bro. Really, it's like,

I've lived a good life. Come on. Are you ready to die? I lived a good life. Don't die. You know what? I lived a good life. You did your head, bro. Really, it's like, I've lived a good life. Come on. Are you ready to die? I lived a good life. Don't die. You know what? I lived a good life. You did live a good life.

My hair is gone. Just because your hair is leaving, doesn't mean you need to die. You know what I always think of? Like, probably at least every other day, when I did your podcast, and you were sitting right fucking there, and you said,

when are you just going to shave that shit off? And I always think about that. Sorry. When are you just going to shave that shit off? And I did about that like when he just gonna shave that shit off I was I was bald everyone said your heads too big Dude, nobody liked it. Nobody said, yeah, I like it. You liked it because now I'm one of you and now I'm with you. You want to bring me down. It's like when I turned 40 and all those motherfuckers out there, like 29, 30, and I turned 40, I couldn't wait until they turned 40.

And now they're turning 40. The young UFC guys are all 40. I'm like, you want motherfuckers to get old with you. Come on, come up to 45 to Get up there. Let's get the 50. Oh, you're 50 now Congratulations. Welcome to the club. I'm Old oh, I can't wait for people to get old. That's hair. Yeah, my I don't want to be Yeah, it's getting long dude, you're never gonna need no no no no propecia. That's good. No good genetics

Dagestanian genetics. Good genetics. Johnny Walker is a... So Uncle Lief hasn't fought since the draw. Yeah. Hey, you know what? You know how we could fix this balding problem? Seriously, we could do this on the show.

You know what, Jed? Sorry. Listen. Next starting, next fight companion, we show up with wigs. We make wigs acceptable. We have to. If we made wigs acceptable. Like every show we have a different.

One day you have a Mike Gamoco romance. And then the next day you have a little spiky fucking death tones. You know what I mean? I wish. And every day. And then it becomes acceptable. Like it is with girls. Girls can wear wigs. It's okay with girls. Girls can wear wigs.

It's okay. But once guys can wear wigs. I've told Brian for years. The coolest dudes. Do you know that that's where the term big wig came from? Nine wigs. Dude, back in the day, George Washington, all the dudes who wore wigs got the pussy. Yeah, but do you know why?

Because they were the elite. No. Lice. Lice. No. Syphilis. In France. Look at that. I would wear. No. Syphilis. In France. Look at that.

I would wear that wig. I would wear that wig right there. So there's these guys that were in France, and they were royals, and they were very popular. They were like the Kim Kardashian men of France, and they got syphilis. And everybody had syphilis back then. They just all fucked each other. They didn't have condoms? And their hair was falling off big giant clumps yeah so these guys started wearing wigs and the more money you had the bigger and more flamboyant

your wig was we need that term big wigs it's like by the fryer today people wanted to be like those dudes so they all started wearing wigs dude we could do that with this podcast you know many people watch this podcast we start wearing wigs no Dude, we could do that with this podcast. You know how many people watch this podcast? We start wearing wigs. No. I would tell them, shave your head. Dude, I swear to... Come on, dog. I love having that shit.

Since I started doing supplements, like just regular supplements, my hair got thicker. You think? I know you guys... I'm telling you people told me that. Hey, placebo, right? No. People tell you a lot of things you shouldn't listen to. Dude, you can't tell because I have these on.

Watch this. Ready? Your hair's so... There you go. But that's what... Watch what it really looks like. You shouldn't listen to you get what you can't tell because I have these on watch this ready The difference between that guy that's his real hair and that is bullshit Do we could bring back wigs we could bring back with us? I mean, you know for $159. It's worth a try. I can't wear a watch. One day you could be Axl Rose. Then your head's sweaty. Stinky. It's like wearing a wool hat. But you got hair.

Guys. You got hair. I'm on mushrooms. Can you imagine the bangs coming down, covering one eye? Just like this? I can't. I don't want that. Come on, dog.

It's not cool. We can bring that back. We can bring it back. He wants to be Garth Brooks when Garth Brooks played that character. Oh, let's bring it back. Let's bring it back. He wants to be Garth Brooks when Garth Brooks played that character. Oh, let's bring it back. Chris Gaines. Let's bring it back. That was so weird.

That was so weird. Dude, if wigs were cool, like all the coolest people had the most wigs. Oh, you only got two wigs. You wear the same wig every day, you piece of shit. But like cool dudes had like 19 wigs. Wonder when they started with the merkin, with the vagina hair. They developed a toupee to wear over the poos. What? They've done that? I wonder when they started with the merkin with the vagina hair they Developed a toupee to wear over the poos what you know what a merkin is no, that's why pussy wigs

That's why Maynard is so crazy his name of his vineyard is merkin vineyards his caduceus vineyards, but merkin to Merkin he does something merkin vineyards, but merkin is like a little to pay for your pussy that's a terrible idea hey I like this not like that wait where'd it come from here goes American goes back many centuries to a time when pubic lice were a common problem and women had to shave their pubic hair to eradicate the lice and relieve the itching some of them invented merkins to replace the shaved hair so they're a little pussy toupee. So back then, shaved pussies

were considered, like, no class. Like, you shave your pussy. What's wrong with you? You know, the one thing, okay, I will say this, based on experience, the pros to having a bush as opposed to shaving your hair, shaving your pussy, is when the stubble comes out,

you feel it on your dick, the stubble. You know what I mean? But if the chick doesn't shave her pussy, it's all moist and soft and it feels smooth. You know what I'm saying? Or they just get it blasted with a fucking laser blaster. Yeah, like a laser. But that's crazy.

You're getting your pussy cooked. They do it though. Who knows what's going on under the skin though. I mean, if we're worried about EMF from our cell phones, what about getting your pussy blasted with a laser in your butthole? Worth it. Well, do you know how many women are getting... Do you know how many...

The butthole's worth it! How many women got cancer because of Johnson & Johnson baby powder? Did you guys know that? Oh, yeah, they got sued like a motherfucker. Do you know what that's from? I found out what that's from. When they harvest talc, the place where they harvest talc has oftentimes got asbestos in it. So they're harvesting talc with asbestos and they're

putting it all in a fucking powder and girls are pouring asbestos and on babies on their babies yeah got yeah people are putting it on their assholes do we know that that causes cancer yeah they got sued like a motherfucker no i know super lawsuit yeah no it's legit okay here we go johnny walker here we go johnny walker could very well knock him out is this the co-main no third fight i i got to uncle i have in this that's the safe bet is so skillful uh i'm rooting for johnny i got i got uncle i'll'll take Johnny by finding. Timex is a sponsor. I'll take Uncle Ive by knockout. Johnny's had a problem getting hit, you know, but also by big guy like Jamal Hill KO'd him. But he KO'd Khalil Roundtree.

He hits so fucking hard, man. He's explosive. His last three, too. And he's with SBG, too. He's been with them for a while. What do you think, 500? I'll do 500. Okay, 500.

I'm taking a huge dive. Uncle Ive knocks him out. Johnny just connected with the right hand. Oh, Uncle Ive with the head kick. Johnny's so explosive. I'm not so sure about Uncle Ive yet. What? Jan Blachowicz really fucked his legs up.

And Johnny immediately went to that inside low kick the same way that Jan was. But Jan's made out of stone. Oh, my God. That dude's bones are like triple dents he's a beast but uncle live is so slick man so skillful i love that move that a lot of guys are doing that paul felder was talking about that earlier to lift the knee up and then throw a punch or a kick behind it to get you to read pahit is so good at that yes probably the best pahit is so good at that and then he probably the best. Pajero is so good at that,

and then he hits you with that fucking calf kick and brutalizes your front leg. Oh, he's rocked. Oh, he's rocked. Uncle Ive connected. Uncle Ive's got that. Oh, look at those low kicks. Ouch.

He's so skillful, man. Johnny's a winner. I think Uncle Ive's doing a good job answering back with the leg kicks. I wonder how many guys are, like, trying to condition their shins now. Or are they just dealing with it? Chicken's such an advantage in such an advantage now I know but like there's some guys you remember Malapet He was a Muay Thai fighter that used to just go shin to shin with people to brutalize them because his shins are just all

Calcified when you get those little micro fractures all up the side of your shin and then you calcify all that shit It's like cauliflower ear all over your shin and some of those guys just have a weapon down there and when you hear it wow how the fuck's that not what she said oh he got a weapon he got a weapon oh he heard him oh he faked him out he. Dude, that was a good trick. He tricked him, but then he fucked up. Yeah, but then he fucked up. He got a little anxious. Oh, three minutes, dude. That's an eternity.

He tricked everybody. I thought he's hurt. He might have been hurt. Yeah. He might have been hurt. Johnny Walker's. He might have been hurt and fired back. He's doing a good job here.

He's blocking these, though. He's blocking a lot of this. Does he have a leg in there? Oh, yeah, he does. That's trouble. Okay, he fucked up there. He fucked up there. He let him get further behind there.

He's trying to Khabib him. Yeah. Well, Uncle Ive is so well-rounded, man. He can literally do everything. Johnny's doing a good job so far. Is this 85? Yes. No, 205.

205. Oh, shit. Uncle Ive's last fight, it was a draw with Jan for the championship. Yeah. And then Jamie's like, and Dana Rather was like, no rematch. I'm Clive's last fight. He was a draw with yawn for the championship. Yeah. Yeah And then Jamie's like no and Dana rather was like no rematch. I Agree with Dana on that why I'm good. I saw it. Yeah, it was a good fucking fight I need some you've been on that Dana white agreeing type shit I like you better when you're a hater

You've been respecting Dana And I appreciate that I have no issue with that Because no matter what anybody thinks about Dana Oh it just hit him with an illegal knee Oh no Illegal knee He's okay though

Does he get disqualified or does he get I don't give a fuck It was a hard knee bro It was a hard knee Hopefully it takes a point Warnings are so fucking stupid Well the knee like that You gotta watch that knee

Here they're gonna show it here Look at this This is a hard knee You gotta take a point. I mean that was on the jaw. It's so stupid. They go don't do that again Look at this compromise the fire this again watch this again That is a hard knee man, and it's on the chin Eddie Bravo's on one already look at him. He is he said he didn't want smoke weed one already look at him he said he didn't want to smoke weed okay we'll call the police kind of weed it's the booze when he's a grandma oh that's

right yeah once the booze came out he was on this wig kick yeah 20 minutes he chases an idea the way he chases submissions yes this way does he gonna find it once he gets on it like a conspiracy or an idea For me I took some mushrooms, so he starts our with I was like I can't You don't want to wait I love my head like this I really do it's good you look good with a bald head They call the fight off Don't call Is that what you're saying? Johnny looks fine.

Are they going to call the fight off? Did he say he can't see? That's it. Oh, no. I think there might have been a miscommunication, but I can hear it. Johnny seems fine. I don't understand. I don't need to have to listen.

Why are they calling the fight? Ooh, Johnny pushed the referee. Something suspect there. This is crazy. Because did they ask him if he's if he can see and he said no he got hit with an illegal shot and he wants to keep going let him go this is this is where formalities and all this stuff makes no sense agree because they both want to fight yeah let him keep going let him keep going there's the issue yeah i'm with formalities but if they said hey can you see and And he goes, no.

And you know, every fighter knows they're going to call the fight. But do you think that's what he said? Because he got hit in the jaw. He didn't get hit in the eye. It's crazy what's going on. Oh, Jamie, don't tell us. Don't tell us. Oh, you're ahead of us, Jamie?

Everyone wants to fight. Why don't they just go, okay, he said he couldn't see. Maybe there's a language issue. This is stupid, man. So stupid. This is stupid. Let them fight. Let them fight, man.

Too many black suits in there. Let them fight. The guy with the beard, I feel like is going to be a problem. Dana's calming him down I don't know what Dana just said He said go over there and fucking relax He goes we're gonna figure it out after this They should figure it out right now They shouldn't let him stop the fight like that

Unless there's an issue But what did johnny say what does the referee say jamie can you give me a little more volume oh we're hearing it through here okay he didn't even see him do that he He didn't see him call it off. What are they saying? But what are they saying? Do you know what country you're in? Well, he probably is not sure.

Yeah, he's like, I don't know, Middle East somewhere? I'm bad with it, too. I think they're going to go. No, they're not. It doesn't work like that. That's the shrooms talking about. Well, that's dumb. They should.

They should let him keep going. They can't reverse it. No. A single shot. No, they can't reverse the single shot i can't reverse it all right let's see what this dana just trumps everything i would like that power he has that power i would if i had that power i would do that right now sit the down let's keep this fight going and everybody would go you just need to go to the it was bare knuckle boxing they'd let him keep going if this is eddie alvarez mike perry would keep going dude in Amsterdam, I commentated a fight where Gilbert Ivo fought this... Forget who he fought. Some, like, Turkish wrestler.

And he fucked him up, and they stopped the fight by a TKO. And he's in the corner, and the ref goes, it's over. And the guy was in the corner going, fuck that. Well, you stopped it too soon. Fuck that. You stopped it too soon. And then the ref looked back at Gilbert going fuck that well you stopped it too soon fuck that you stopped it too soon and then the ref looked back at gilbert ivel and said fuck it let's go again anybody getting gilbert i will knock them out again oh my god

the doctor's advice, due to an unintentional foul, The doctor's a bitch. The doctor's a bitch. The doctor's a bitch. A no contest. Terrible. What does that mean? A draw and a no contest.

Terrible. Terrible. Have them just continue. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible that they did that. Maybe he got hit Maybe he was fucked up

You gotta give the guy A chance to recover You know He got hit with an illegal strike And bringing the doctor in Before he gets a chance to recover I think is foolish But also

Let the guy recover But also if English Is his second language You know what Country And he's probably like What Yeah

He wasn't that out of it Even when he got hit He wasn't that out of it He was talking Yeah. He wasn't that out of it. Even when he got hit, he wasn't that out of it. He was talking. What's he saying? He said, what country are you in? And he said, Florinopolis.

He probably thought, what country are you from? English is a second language a doctor good luck in an Abu Dhabi he's trying to get time to recover did you hear DC yeah Jesus and he said what country you can't answer he said what round he said his response was what you in? He can't answer it. He said, what round? He said his response was, what round is it? Or something like that. Well, he got dinged, man. It's also in the middle of a fucking fight.

You don't stop it. Guys all the time go to the corner and go, what round is it? Also, there's a reality of getting hit with a shot like that, which happens all the time in fights. You don't remember jack shit before that. You're out of it. What a shame. Give him a chance to recover, man. What a fucking shame bummer you got out of that one skin your teeth no I would have won

that who you bettin on uncle F yeah you might have one yeah he's the big favorite we have the two co-main and main event next. Next is Hamza. You got to go with him. Hamza is Usman next. He's my favorite, yeah. I'm all up on Hamza. Oh, shit. This is going to say a lot. We're going to see a lot early because I think Hamza is going to storm the gates.

Yes. He's probably going to try to put wrestling on Usman right away. I bet he submits him. You think he's going to record wrestling? He's going to submit him. He's going to take him down, submit him, get his back. Strong away. I bet he submits him. You think he's going to record wrestling? He's going to submit him. He's going to take him down and submit him and get his back.

Strong words. I know. I feel like he's going to... Listen, whenever you're making calls, I fucking thought he was going to destroy Strickland. It's fighting for God's sakes.

But I did call Dylan Dennis. Yeah. You did. You also called... I think you also called that conspiracy. With Hamza? Yeah.

In a way? Who knows? who knows the truth i know what happened i was there the commission called it off they were furious i was there when they called it off i was there when they said that he couldn't continue to hear what i said what he said he was like he's like people not coming all the time for not making weight he's like i only missed it once and i was told he was you know, I don't get into it Well, he was told by the Commission to stop cutting weight. That's what he was told He was told when he was eight pounds over. He looked like dog shit. It's too much He looks terrible when he cuts weight

They are a lot of guys do they look like they're on death's door and in New York They're way less lenient than in Vegas in Vegas., they just fucking look the other way. You try to make weight. They know what the deal is. They're going to look like shit, then they're going to rehydrate. Good to go. And they called it. And they just said it was too much. The UFC was furious.

They were furious also because Kevin Holland and Hamza got in a fight, and there was so much chaos going on. There was a lot of chaos. But it was not because there was a conspiracy to move Nate Diaz out. They wanted Nate Diaz to get smoked. They wanted that fight to take place. They really did. And they didn't let Hamzat continue to try to make weight.

Look, the guy's big. Hamzat, he can fight at 205. 100%. I think he's going to go to 205 eventually. Well, he's definitely good for 85. He's got a good frame for 85. But he's not on the upper end of 85. That's the thing.

When you look at Duplicy, Jared Cannoneer, who used to fight heavyweight. Jared is so big. Costa is so big. These are big guys. That's why I want to see him fight. Well, we'll see, though. We'll see. If he becomes champ, he's going to have no choice.

I mean, Strickland's not a big 85er. We're going to see how he looks. We're going to see how he looks. We're going to see how he looks at 85. Yeah, Kevin Holland got smoked. But again, Kevin Holland was preparing for a striker. He was preparing for a D-Rod. Nightmare. Different kind of fight.

D-Rod is a striker. They were preparing to strike. D-Rod hardly ever goes to the ground. He prefers to bang. So he's getting ready for that fight and then all of a sudden he's got to fight the best wrestler in the division other than Bo Nickel? Yeah, they fucked him. They fucked him.

He took it. He took the fight because he's a gangster and he wanted to fight him. He didn't want to say I don't want to fight him. Where did Bo Nickel fight Hamza? No, no, no, no, no. I said other than Bo Nickel Hamza is probably the best wrestler in the division. wrestler nickel wanted to but the ufc again they've learned from their old ways is bo nickel 185 yes and bo nichols he's the elite

of the elite dude i i think if he stays on the path that he's on and that path is he's loving jiu jitsu you know wrestlers at highlevel wrestlers who love jiu-jitsu, those are the scariest ones. He's not trying to beat jiu-jitsu. He's embracing it. You know? That's scary. In jiu-jitsu, it's always,

those are the scariest guys. The wrestlers who love jiu-jitsu, those are the scariest guys. The wrestlers who want to beat jiu-jitsu, oh, I love those guys. Those guys always have like a brick wall in front of them. What's interesting. This is his last fight.

He shows he's got hands. And the guy was coming off mowing lawns for two days. He fought against, I think it was Oliver Taza in a grappling match. And there was some kind of controversy. Like they went out of bounds. And was Bo Nickel on his back? How are they going to restart it? Like, they went out of bounds, and was Bo Nickel on his back? How are they going to restart it?

Bo Nickel just said, well, we'll just restart in the center. I'll be on my butt. You can be on top. He didn't give a fuck right there. I knew, god damn, Bo Nickel is going to be insane. He don't give a fuck about it. He volunteered to be on his butt. His transitions from striking and wrestling. All the best grapplers have no problem sitting on their butts.

You see his match with Gordon? Interesting match. Interesting. Well set up. Tough for him. Well, obviously, Gordon's the best ever. Yes. What are you going to do?

Love Gordon. And he caught him in a triangle. But it was interesting before that. But Bo Nichols, legit. He's as legit as he gets. And he wanted to fight the UFC. He was like, no, man. Not in 10 days.

Well, you know. I'm pumped about this. It's smart. There's as legit as it gets. He wanted to fight the UFC. He was like, no, man, not in 10 days. Well, you know. I'm pumped about this. It's smart. There's no reason to. But also, they can get a champion in Usman. I'm sure Abu Dhabi probably wanted a champion. Yes. You know, I mean, Usman is a legend.

Look at him screaming. This motherfucker's been foaming out the mouth to compete. I just can't wait. And you bet against him, you fuck. Well, I got to make it interesting. What's he saying? He just screaming Allah waqba. What does that mean again? God is great.

I agree with you. Allah waqba. You just don't want to hear that in the airport. Joe, can I have a hit of your joint? That's not a joint. You want a hit of cigar? You want a cigar? Just want a hit? That's not a joint You want to hit a cigar? You want a cigar? No

Do you just want to hit? That's not a joint It takes it You're taking it like A cigarette? You just inhale Do you just inhale like a cigarette? You're not supposed to?

No Well it's not recommended I have some little ones That you can inhale like a cigarette You want one of those? No I'm good Thank you I appreciate it

It seems like if I had one in front of you You'd light it up though No I appreciate it Do you want one? I'd spark it up'm good. Thank you. I appreciate it. It seemed like if I had one in front of you, you'd light it up, though. No, I appreciate it. Do you want one? I'd spark it up, Joe. I'd rather stick with weed. Fuck it. You got a lighter up in that bitch?

See Homsop picking up DC when they saw him in the hotel? Yeah. He's a beast. I'll get you some of them little cigars. No, I'm good. We don't have blunts. Combs, that's thin, right? I mean, for the-

Well, he's tall. What is he like, about 6'2"? Yeah. And he's strong as fuck. Plus 300 submission, huh? Hmm. I'm going to piss before this starts. You ain't going to make it.

I'm going to make it. He'll make it. I know what I'm doing. He has to walk out still. I know how long it takes. He'll make it. I know what I'm doing. He has to walk out still. I know how long it takes. I've got to... He's wearing shorts.

I don't see him in shorts. Okay. Okay. So, Brian, how you been? Good, buddy. How about you? Brendan, how you been? I'm all right.

You good? Yeah, I'm good, man. Anything good? Anything new coming out? A new special? No, I'm working on my new... I'm just touring right now. Just touring. Anything new for you?

Been building up my truck, my TRX. Taking it from 700 to 1,100 horsepower. Yep. You know, I dropped an album yesterday. Ooh. Music? Hook Thieves is the name of the band. I like that.

Hook Thieves. Jar of Flies. It's on all music platforms. Jar of Flies. There's a music video for the single el coyote we gotta get you on when are you coming out fighter than a kid you never invite me don let's get your ass on dog i was scared to invite eddie i feel like you're always busy or come on man you have a standing invite i'm i'm trying to draw i'm trying to promote my album that just dropped and you're changing the song oh sorry sorry he did pieces no i want to come promote it look at this come from the video hook thieves el coyote i always forget the band's called hook thieves it's on spotify it's on apple music

oh yeah spotify would be good i i will not sue you if you play it. I will not sue you. YouTube doesn't risk it. There's no record label that owns that. You shot this video? I'm the record label. I know, but we can't risk it right now. I'm the record label. Dude, this video is wild, bro.

It's about the border. Obviously. Look at that. Damn. Right? Look at that. I made a cameo. That was me.

That's a heavy video. Yeah. Oh was me. That's a heavy video. Yeah. Oh, wow. See, when Joe Rogan leaves, we plug. Jamie, what's that OSU score? I plugged the shit out of my album that just dropped while you were gone. Oh, there it goes. Because I knew you wouldn't mind.

El Coyote. Look at Mike Beltran. He's the star of the video. I think they should let Beltran rock his mustache in the UFC. The beard? They make him tuck that shit. Oh, he's the greatest dude. I love him.

I love that dude. One of the greatest motherfuckers ever. I love him. Damn, look at Usman. By the way, Usman's looking strong and thick. He's looking shredded. He's looking like he's on that keto. Listen.

Look at that arm. Yeah, bro. He's huge. No donuts there. Jamie, what did you say, though? Ohio State scores? Oh, sorry. Four minutes left.

Ohio State's up by seven. That's a good weight for him. He loves this weight. I'm going to say, I don't know shit, but I'm going to say Cosmot can't take Usman down. You want to bet on that? I'm just going to say that. Do you want to bet or no? I don't want to bet on it.

I'll bet you on that. I'll probably lose. No, I don't know. But I'm going to say. That's not a bad bet. This motherfucker D1 wrestler, right? Brendan D1? Do something.

I don't know what's going on over there. What's his credentials? No, he wasn't D1. I think he was Division 2. He looks big. Was he an All-American? I think he was D1. Yeah, he was stud. Wasn't he D1? I don't think so. He on over there. What's his credentials? No, he wasn't D1. I think he was Division 2. He looks big. Was he an All-American? I think he was D1. Yeah, he was stud.

Wasn't he D1? I don't think so. He might have been a Juco kid. Either way, it's still high level. We're going to see how that Russian wrestling shit matches up with college wrestling here. We're going to see right now. He didn't wrestle at Mississippi. Well, Hamzat was a Swedish national champion.

And you know what? Them Swedes, they're some of the best wrestlers that's ever lived. With the Bulgarians and the Iranians. There's Sweden. Iranian, Bulgarian, Swedish. Well, Sweden has a lot of people. Finnish. He's probably a wrestler.

Estonian. He did a lot of wrestling, a lot of Russians. He doesn't claim Sweden anymore, though. But you know what? No, he's Abu Dhabi now. Or Dubai, right? Imagine the Swedish females he was getting. Well, they probably keep him over there and protect him.

Doesn't have to worry about getting sent to some prison somewhere. Wild shit. Wild shit. He must be a wild ass boy. I'm sure he's got some things on his record. Sweden is the craziest country ever. Because you know they were doing eugenics before eugenics was cool. Well, eugenics came from the United States. No, no. Eugenics came from Sweden. Oh, no, you need to do your research

Okay, they actually did it. You know, why do you know why? Swedish people are the best-looking people in the world. Do you know why well because they're tell me why Vikings Okay. No, I tell you why because they were and they were fully immersed in eugenics No, I'm gonna tell you why because they were and they were fully immersed in eugenics They believed that that the symmetry on your face Determine the symmetry like in your body. So if you didn't have perfect symmetry in your face, they would sterilize you This is a fact but eugenics no, so so basically so basically if you were ugly they sterilized you so only good people with perfect Symmetry in their face. We're allowed to procreate America could use a little more of that. I'm

educating No, no this is real watch on Rockfin no, that's why that's why Swedish people guys and girls and listen I'm the hetero as fuck, but when you go to Sweden, I've been to Sweden several times. Have you been to Miami, bro? This is like good-looking people everywhere. There's like supermodels everywhere because of the eugenics program.

Well, Iceland has... They didn't let ugly people... Look at this, look at this. Oh, he's going to come out like a banshee. Usman's going to win. Usman is going to win. Usman is going to win. It's going to be one of those upsets people are going to talk about for a week. Here we go.

Usman's going to win. Look at him. Serial killer. Look at this. Chechen-ian serial killer. What the fuck? Dude. What the fuck is about to happen?

What the fuck is about to happen right now? Holy shit. Don't be surprised. This is Kamaru Usman, bro. Are you kidding me? Okay. This is some Roberto Duran, Sugar Ray Leonard shit right here. Talking about championship material right now.

Yeah, Usman is a real champ. And he's not smaller than Kamaru. No, take down. Uh-oh, what's up? No. No. Damn, is he going to force it? Let's see.

We're going to find out a lot right here. We find out a lot right here. We find out a lot right here. We find out a lot right here. He gets his back. He got his back. He got his back. If we're betting, Eddie, that's not a takedown. But hold on.

This is a lot of energy being expended here. A lot of energy being expended here. And Abu Dhabi, this is zero points, though. A lot of energy being expended here. He's grabbing the cage. But he does have his back, Doc. That's huge. He's trying to ride him here. In wrestling,'t mean but at mma you got the back it means

a lot let's see here oh one hook he's wearing him dude he's got his ass and also he's putting pressure on those knees oh oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus May I set some missions over? May I set some missions over? Oh, he's got him. Usman's in real trouble. I'm going to second takedown spread by Usman, so that's a takedown. It's a wrap.

This is real bad. No way Usman wins now, dog. This is real bad. We've seen a lot. We have enough data. He's got both hooks. Usman's trying to sneak out the back. Even if he escapes this, he's going to do it again. All night.

He can't fix this today. All night. You can't fix this right now. You can't fix today. All night. You can't fix this right now. You can't fix this in six months. You can't fix this right now. So even if he gets out of this and survives this round, he's going to be put in the exact same place.

It's a lot of energy for Hums out there. Rogan's point. Why is that? Because he did it so easily. He avoided the takedown by giving his back, which is okay in wrestling, but in MMA and in jiu-jitsu, that's not good. He's getting punched, too.

Does he have a body triangle, Joe? He's paying for it here. No, he's just got the hooks. In collegiate wrestling, this would mean nothing against Usman. Usman's fine. Right, but Usman's not a collegiate wrestler. He is. Usman is a collegiate.

I know, but he's an MMA champion. I'm just interested to see if he can sneak out of this. He's trying to get that leg free. The only reason I say that is I'm looking at the wrestling. I'm looking at pure wrestling. This Dagestan Russian wrestling versus American wrestling, and holy shit. American wrestling ain't looking good right now. Well, with Kamara, if it's Bo Nickel, you're talking about a different animal.

Damn, that's... Because he goes... he competes against the Houstonians. This is interesting. This is interesting. Because with still half of the fucking round left. A lot of time. Does not look good. Full hooks. Full hooks. Does not look good.

So you gotta wonder if Hamzat, or excuse me, if Kamara keeps trying to stand up here, or if he tries to initiate a scramble. He might try to roll and initiate a scramble if he thinks this isn't getting him anywhere. Because this is dangerous. But in initiating a scramble, he might get locked up even tighter.

What we're learning here as well is Uzman has very good rear naked choke defense. Because he hasn't tapped yet. He's doing really, really good. So there's a chance that he might be able to pull off some long-term survival

shit. You know what I mean? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's no but tomorrow did you know what he just said he tried to face plant Face plant. Yeah in jiu-jitsu. You'd be DQ, but it's a stupid rule nice But it got him out that choke, though. He face planted. Kamaru's defense is impressive. I know he's getting his ass whipped, but no. He's fucking impressive. No, he's got people on his back on the daily.

No, he knows. Look, he's defending. He might be able to survive, but he's still losing the round. So if he survives the next minute, he still lost the round. He definitely lost the round. But at least he's got defense. And it's showing a little Cosmot weaknesses. Cosmot doesn't have enough setups to finish this joke.

You got the guys back. How come you're not finishing them? It's early. You know what I mean? This second, third round, but you finish it. There's a lot of games. Dude, there's so much game to being on. When you're on someone's back, the game is, how do I choke him?

There's like books on this. So he's doing a great job, Usman, at defending all this. Usman's almost out. He unwrapped the legs. He might need to switch to Kimura. Look at that. He's going to stand up here and get slammed. Come on. Old school switch.

Almost. Oh, come on. He's hitting him with a lot of head shots Cosmic is not going to be able to rear naked Choke

Hamzat what's his name Hamzat what am I saying Hamzat is that bad no is there a K

on his name no but Colby Cuff didn't call him 7 minutes 7 seconds 5 4

3 2 alright good we got round 2 it's like when people call Hickson Rickson. There you go. Hilarious.

He's fine. When people come up to you and they want to bond with you, so they want to tell you, like, I know Rickson, dog. Me and Rickson are homies, dog. Shit. I call Rickson all the time. Like, yeah, you do. You do.

Yeah, buddy. What is Trevor saying to him? Don't do that again. He defended all that shit. Let's get out of here. So we're learning more. He did defend all that shit. So now I changed my stance.

We learned that Usman is hard at rear naked choke. So we could see this over and over, but what's going to happen is Cosmot is going to get tired and he's not going to be able to take him down no more. So they're going to be forced to stand. You know what I'm saying? You think that's true?

That's what happened. 30 minutes straight. Remember Igor Vovchanchin, Mark Kerr? Mark Kerr kept taking him down, but at the end of that fight, he couldn't take him down no more. So they were standing. Right, but Igor Gorkin changed his fucking elite kickboxer.

If Usman survives another round of this Khabib-ish... He can get submitted if this happens again. In the third round, he could strike with him. And it's going to be on the feet. This fight might not go to the ground again. This fight might not go to the ground again. I like how Hamza can fight different stances, too.

He's really good with his hands from both positions. Kamaru's going to start dropping some bombs because he knows it's just a matter of time for him to get there. He's got to drop his weight, too. Yep. And he's got to control the center of the octagon. Press forward a little more. With no kicks, it's tough, man. It is tough.

With those bad knees. Now, is Usman going to be super cautious because he don't want to get taken down again? For sure. He might not do shit, dog. He might just stay on the outside and wait for Hazmat to... Hamzat. Hamzat? Just call him Hazmat, dude.

Hazmat. Hazmat. Hazmat. Just call him Hazmat, dude. It's fine. Shazbat. There it is. Do you remember Shazbat from Mork and Mindy?

What did he go? Kamara. Kamara Land of the Lost. You guys don't remember Mork and Mindy? Yeah, I do remember. Mork and fucking Mindy? Shazbot? You're distracting me from this fight, Eddie. You guys have no memory. I remember it, Eddie. I only remember from the 2000s on. Now, just pay attention here.

Comzat's not making a lot of, like... Yeah, because he's got a brown in the bag. He knows Usman's got to do something. He has money in the bank. He's waiting for Usman to land a good job. Is Hasmat maybe a little bit fatigued? Could be.

Doesn't look it. He's not as aggressive. But he also knows Kamara's just waiting for that takedown again. He's trying to get him to commit, and then he's going to take him down again. He looks good. Watch, as soon as Kamara commits to something, he's going to get put on his butt. Khamzat doesn't even look remotely tired. No. He's not even big. You knowara commits to something, he gets put on his butt. Hamza doesn't even look remotely tired.

No. You know who looks bigger than Hamza? Me? Kamara Usman. No. I think it's the shrooms, bud.

No, he looks a lot bigger. Kamara was so much bigger in the body than he is in the legs because he can't really use his legs. It's so crazy. He can't really

work his legs out. Usman got a big face. He can't run. His legs are fucked, man. He has to swim. Look at the difference in the build of his legs. It's so crazy. He can't really work his legs out. He can't run. His legs are fucked, man. Look at the difference in the build of his legs. They're just so much less muscular than his upper body. Such bad knees. It's crazy because if they could fix that,

man, he'd be unstoppable. Whose feet do you like more? Depends on if they're... Hamzat has pointy elbows. Dude, Hamzat's feet feet or i like them dog i'm just gonna be honest i'm not gonna that's not yeah i'm not gonna get crazy about it he's got a hog on him you gotta admit it you gotta look at those feet i think coms out's gonna have his hands full with a guy like uh strickland i mean strickland has deal is wrestling though yeah that

wrestling is no fuck what do you say that Brian because I'm just the first round no Stan oh and it was oh but Mara down I'm seeing much here at all I'm sorry remember you're talking about two different fighters so Strickland is a pressure fighter so he comes forward come forward on Hamza he's gonna take you down even when Kamara's throwing the right hand he's throwing the right hand and anticipating the takedown. He looked for the legs there. He's threatening with the legs.

And then Kamzat is looking to catch him with the knee. What are the odds Usman takes Kazmat down? I'm not seeing a lot of... What are the odds of that? With bad knees, he'd be tough, man.

But striking-wise, I'm not seeing... It looks like he is faking shots. Like he might try to take him down. Usman is the only fighter that's open about his knees. Yes. You know, it's kind of crazy.

You think about it. Strickland, too. He's like, I don't have a quad. Yeah. Like, wait, what? One leg, yeah. One leg is quad-like detached. The motorcycle.

He's open about his knees. What does that mean? He's like, he talks about how fucked they are. Usman's starting to press forward. He's not like other fighters they're like because i don't think comes out has a plan here he's doing a lot of fainting but he's not making any contact which which says to me he's not that confident i believe you i don't know why but i do yeah watch who's mine's figuring it was mine's like wait this guy may not this one's doing some great fades you might be more of a wrestler than a striker there. That's all I'm saying.

There you go. Oh, right in. Oh, shit, he got robbed, dude. You see that little glitch? Oh, there's another kick. He like buckled a little bit. You see that? Or was that just me?

Comzat gets hit, dude. He went like, whoa. Comzat gets hit, okay? Yeah. Usman cracked him there for sure. And I'm not seeing, I'm not seeing. Jamie, you got a little window in the future. I don't like that. When he went, oh, I was like, here we go. I know, I'm not seeing... Jamie, you've got a little window in the future. I don't like that.

When he went, oh, I was like, here we go. It's tough, though, huh? I have to watch, though. I know. Oh, there's the shot. There's the shot. He's got the wrestling. He's got wrestling.

And that's huge. That took that round, too. Damn. Brian, he has all the wrestling. He's got all the wrestling. Now, you feel pretty confident. You want to double your bet? Well, I'm saying striking-wise, Kamaru's not hearing a peep out of Kamzak. He has all the wrestling. He's got all the wrestling. Now, you feel pretty confident. You want to double your bet? Is that what you want to do now?

Well, I'm saying striking-wise, Kamara's not hearing a peep out of it. I would have lost $500 if I would have took that bet. I was interested to see what this was. Kamara's burning his arms out here defending himself. It's a waste of time. He just doesn't want him to pass. He's inside control. He's got his head trapped.

Hold on to him there. If he can get his right knee in, he can finish it. He has a few seconds left. He is burning his fucking arms. Let go of the guy's left arm. He's got double overhooks. He can't do that. He can't let right knee in. He can finish it. He can check his left. And then let go of the guy's left arm. He can't do that. He can't let go of the arms. He's inside control.

He's getting beat up. Okay, he lost the round. He lost the round. B, you were talking about all that fun mess about Kamara. You want to double your bet? You know what? Two rounds in the bank for Hamza. I'm very happy with my bet.

I'm very happy. Really? You're down two rounds, Bubba. That's okay. Damn, we're seeing this. So what we just saw is that Klaus Mann got the better of him up until 15 seconds before the second round. Well, he had one right hand that landed. He kicked him more.

Basically, we see the level of wrestling in that area of Russia is comparable to collegiate wrestling. But striking-wise... We know that now, right? We're seeing it. Unless you're Bo Nickel. He went over there and dominated. We'll see. He dominated what? Dagestanians. Because I brought it up. Yeah, I said, well, Dagestanians started laughing. He goes, I've been competing against those guys since I was 10.

I go, how's it go? He goes, I've never lost. Ooh, okay. Bo Nickel is legit. He's the great American savior. I mean, he's it go? He goes, I've never lost. Ooh, okay. Bo Nickel is legit. He's the great American savior. I mean, he's Olympic gold medal potential. He's that good. And he's a freak, and he has the work ethic. And he's smart.

Yep. Speaks well. He's great on camera. Yeah. He's gonna make so much money. Here we go. Dress all right. Wrestlers don't have style. Third round. But you forgive him? Oh, yeah. He can do no can do no wrong oh i just cracked him with a jab yeah touched him touched him didn't crack him shut the he didn't crack him he popped him with that no he moved his head back stop if we show the replay and he eats it in the face you have to suck brian stuff that take that this that this shit! Fucking stuffed it.

Kamau's got to really throw caution to the wind here if he wants to win. But he might just be content. Late notice fight. Joe, you have that lighter over there? Yes, sir. Late notice fight. He doesn't get finished. It ends like this.

And he got a bag. Out of his weight division. It says more about Chemaev. And he got a bag. It's out of his weight division. Yeah, exactly. It's out of his weight division. He wins. It says more about Chemaev and who he has to face. That's what Strickland said. He goes, if he doesn't mollywop Usman, it says a lot about...

Correct. Totally. He's not... I don't see championship 85. Because you're saying he's not this indestructible force. He's not. Well, we learned that when he fought Gilbert Burns. His striking is...

He's not doing anything with striking. He's not... Well, we learned that when he fought Gilbert Burns. His striking is... He's not doing anything with striking. He's not... Brian? He has no game plan here. Why do you keep saying no game plan? Because he's not touched Kamaru Usman. Because he's looking for moments to take him down because he's shown he can do it every time he wants to. Yeah, his wrestling's...

Also, the game plan could have been just dominate him on the ground beat. Look, he keeps stuffing his shit. Oh, Kamaru landed a right hand shit. Oh, that doesn't look good. Oh, Kamaru landed a right hand there. Oh, I can't. Come on, guys. Get him.

You know what? If the fight keeps going like this, Usman wins the moral victory. That's two jabs in a row. If Usman doesn't get finished, it's a moral victory. If it ends on their feet like this after this round, then Usman has the moral victory. Usman just stuffed two takedowns, and he's getting the better of me. He's digging. He's digging in now.

Kamaru's digging in. He's being shit material. Oh, backfisted him. Come on. Dude, what if he fucks him up right here? He will. He's digging in, son. He's getting a better striker.

Oh, shit. Kamaru's digging in. He's getting a better striker. Oh, shit. Kamaru's a better striker, dude. He's digging in. It's a different fight now. It's a whole league.

It's a whole league, huh, Joe? Oh, no, no, no. Don't take him down. Punch him. Don't go for the takedown. But he's just making him think about it at the very least. Correct. Yeah, good, good.

Kamaru's digging in. He's confused. This is that championship level Kamaru. This is it right here. Correct. Dude, if he fucking knocks him out. And people are saying Kamaru's washed up is out of their fucking minds. At 70, he's going to do some work.

It's just Leon Edwards is fucking good, man. Yeah, a lot of time. A lot of time. Leon's striking. A lot of time. A lot of time. World class. So technical. And his takedown defense. Oh, oh, another one. Oh, oh, oh, don't let him clinch.

Oh, oh, oh. That's the problem is that damn wrestling. Come on, dog. God damn it. You fucked up. You got a head on that. Half the fucking round to go. Half the round to go. How crazy. College wrestler getting to go. Damn it. How crazy.

College wrestler getting taken down by some Russian. Damn. Well, that's fine. He was getting punched in the face. He's going to mount him. Yeah. Kamau. Kamau being a wrestler turned his back.

Can you imagine if Usman had a crazy guard? Can you imagine? Yeah. Imagine if you started fucking throwing meat hook triangles hey eddie how do you feel about eddie how do you feel about your boy ferguson versus patty pimlet because before you answer i like it for tony i think they finally gave him a good matchup that's instead of just fucking killers after killers not saying patty is not talented but he's not finding a top five guy like they've been fucking tossing him.

That's a crazy matchup, man. Great matchup. Are you kidding? Two superstars? You know, one fucking legend? One, you know, maybe a legend coming up? You know what I mean? Pimlin's already kind of a legend, you know?

That's a great matchup. He's a legend in Liverpool. Yeah. I love the matchup. I mean, again, chamaya's not doing much yo his top game is legit he's so smothered imagine if uzman had a serious half card jamaica is not championship material at 85 sorry guys i'm i'm just not that impressed i mean i hope you read the comments

I hope you read the comments. I mean, Kamaru Usman could have won this. I'm not reading the comments. In what way could he have won? This is a 3-0. By knocking him out, he was cashing him in the face. Yeah, but he didn't, Brian. He didn't. He got dominated.

You know what? I mean, he did a better showing than I thought. Kamaru's just giving him little baby punches off his back. Again, he got taken down, but what then? See, this is the importance of having a professional ninja half guard. Because he has everything. But he's controlling him. He's going to melt.

He has that half guard. Oh, look, look. With the dog fight. Look at that shit. Right when I was talking shit, he does the dog fight. You still want to bet? Oh, shit. It's tomorrow or Oosma.

20 seconds, though. It ain't enough. Tomorrow's got to really just charge at him now. Head kick. I mean, he's got to like really just charge at him now head kick I mean he's got a charge on him there's no way his arms are tired he's trying he's trying but you see the fatigue who spends a fucking dog he's a dog he's a dog to cheer to that oh shit well that was a good way to end it. Oh, shit. Well, that was a good way to end it. That was a good way to end it.

Yeah. He had his hands full. Cosmo is not so invincible. Something you got to remember, too, if that was Paulo Costa and he gets those takedowns, he's a bigger dude. That goes in the third round. You have some issues. That's when you get finishes. That would have been an interesting fight. You mean it's bad for...

It'd been better for Hamza fighting the bigger guy. Because if he does that against a bigger guy, the gas tank goes way down. I don't know about that. For the bigger guys, he's on the bottom. Now, I'm not saying like a Bo Nickel or a Strickland. But Paulo Costa has very good takedown defense, and he's a much bigger guy. I'm just saying as far as cardio goes. And a better striker.

Tremont's got his hands full at 85. Paulo Costa and a better striker jeremiah's got his hands full uh yeah a lot more power too yeah much more power not a better wrestler though that would have been an amazing fight man well that was the fight we got robbed i know we got robbed and they hate each other too now let me ask you this joe does this uh kind of slow the hype train down on hamza? Yeah, it does a little bit. It's a welterweight. Yeah, it does a little bit. It slows it down a little bit, but it does show he's legit. Yeah.

He's kind of legit. He's awesome. He's number four. He just won three rounds against Usman. His wrestling's great. I'm saying, what did you see in terms of when he was on top of him, he didn't do anything? He controlled the complete control.

Okay, he controlled him, but he didn't do anything. That went to Feitsbe. And he also, he certainly has... GS. He controlled the complete control. That went to Fightspeed. GSP made a historic career off controlling guys. Are you impressed with his stand-up? Not really. No. Compared to like Inizzi or Strickland? No. But his wrestling with them could be a problem.

It's a full package. I think if he fights Paulo Costa or a guy who can put pressure and just bang like that, good luck. And that's what we wanted to see unfortunately we didn't get it he's small for 85 he's actually small for 85

who is? Kamzat he doesn't look like he's big he's not small no one would describe him as small for 85 I mean he's thin dude compared to Duplessis

and those guys he's definitely smaller than the really big guys thinner for sure well listen Duplessis never making 170. No. No.

Neither is Marvin Vittori. Neither is Jared Cannoneer. The really big guys. Is he's not? Looking at Kamsat next to Usman right now, it's not surprising he can make 70. But if you look at any of the other guys, there's no way. Hold on. Why is Usman shocked? Majority usman is shocked majority so is a split

decision no majority decision so one was a draw no majority so three zero no that's unanimous oh was it not unanimous that was majority that's ridiculous that doesn't make any sense. You give the second and third to Usman, some judge did? That's insane. I guess that third with the striking, but then he got taken down and dominated. Domination on the top. But if you don't do anything with it, they don't really count it. They want damage inflicted. Second round, you could technically say that Usman could have won that because he connected way more.

If you're on shrooms, yeah, for sure, second round. No, he connected with his face a lot. What is he saying? What is he saying? Oh, he's saying bring the Muslims and the Jews together. Good for him, man. He doesn't want anybody to die. Good for him. He just got his brown belt.

Good for him. Coaches always like to do that, get on camera. He has a purple belt? Fuck. Kind of crazy. Good fan Coaches always like to do that Get on camera He was a purple belt? Fuck Kind of crazy Bo Nica's a blue belt I think Bo Nica's a blue belt That sucks

If you're in a tournament with him We got a thick Daniels We got a thick Daniels That's an asterisk dog Yeah that's an asterisk For sure They might have given his purple is this the mushrooms or oh he's thick as fuck super thick baby house

are they going to talk to kamaro too they should it looks like they're going to there's enough time i'm sure yeah they got a lot of time yeah time. The main event is about to start. It's 2.42. They had a no contest and two finishes. So they're like, uh... If they did a rematch, Usman would look a lot better. Not only would he

have confidence to attack, because now he knows. But he had no real camp, no real cardio. No, 10 days. Amazing. Rematch this motherfucker with full camp? Well, yeah, but would he be able to stop those takedowns even with that full camp, right?

You don't think? No, that's never happening, no. Because Usman will go back down to 70. Yeah, Usman just took this for the loot. Give me the loot. Good friend. You know what, you're right. That's probably what's going to happen.

But Usman goes back down to 170 with some fucking reinvigorating fucking force. There's a lot of guys at 170 who are fucked. Did I say it right? Reinvigorating? Yeah, reinvigorated. Okay. Okay. What's that lighter?

Sometimes I try new words I'm not sure about. That's a good one. I do it all the time, yeah. You went to college, right? Yeah. How many years? Four. That's it?

Yeah. You just got a bachelor's and you fucking talk like you fucking have a PhD. Like I have a PhD. Yeah. Especially when it comes to the science of striking. Not bad, right? But am I wrong about the concept? Well, I only went to college for three years.

I was barely paying attention. Was I wrong about my analysis? Give me a left hook. Just give me the bait. No, please don't. Don't get baited in. You're going to ruin our sound. No, no, seriously.

Look, look, look. Come on. You can talk all the shit you want on Brian Callen, but look at the technique, dog. Look at that shit, dude. Come on. Come on. You're the only person who I really appreciate. Everybody talks shit on your martial arts experience.

I think Eddie's trying to borrow money from you. What's the angle here? What's the hook? No, no. The hook is I'm just trying to be honest. Look at the technique. Come on. You ever seen him spar?

That's another story. But I'm just saying, throwing punches in the air, it looks like if you told me, if I didn't know you and you said you boxed your whole life and then you started throwing some shit, I'd go, okay, he's legit. Wayne McCullough. Especially at 66. I'm a Wayne McCullough disciple, dude. Come on, Joe.

Come on. I know you don't like giving it up, dog. No, he doesn't. He throws punches. Hey, bro. Come on. Okay. Yeah, he's a Joe. Joe is so general. To Brian. He throws punches. Hey, bro. Come on. Okay. Bro, punches.

It's just a joke. It's just a joke. Handsome. All the merit. Look at it. You got to give it up. And he still wanted to fight. I always wear a white shirt like that.

And you always involve your hips in every strike. Always, Pablo. I'm stepping and hipping all the time. Joe, would it be crazy if Dana goes, you know what? We're going to do Paulo and Hamzat. No, they should do. We're not giving time to fight. But the thing is, Paulo's pulled out of so many fights

They're probably a little bit Tentative Tentative about You know booking him He's hilarious Who's more hilarious than Paulo He's the funniest Brazilian of all time He's up there

Who's funnier than Paulo Paulo Costa He's great Dude he's a fucking genius troll He's so funny The shitty pose There's nobody doing it like him He's got like some, he's a fucking genius troll. He's so funny. The shitty pose, there's nobody doing it like him, Doc. He's got like some 5D chess going on with his trolls.

You know that juice thing? Yeah, the secret juice. The secret juice. So funny. Meanwhile, he's fucking jacked. He's so jacked. And he's got a juice. I can't imagine without him.

Do we know what drug-free sports protocol is? I don't know what they're going to say. They're just going to say, okay, guys, no meth. Drug-free. We're drug-free. No meth. We're drug-free. I would allow the meth.

Fuck it. You know who's most happy about you Sada leaving? Imagine the pay-per-views if you had a meth championship. Slap fight. And they smoke the mess Before the round that you see them right, but I think slap fight leagues not you saw it anyway I think slap fight is just commission And get a kick rock well the Commission's probably like who signed off on this

It's probably the same deal is like when they found out that the FDA signed off on Oxycontin like who? But don't you think that when you don't have people are less likely to get injured when they're allowed to take certain they should allow them to do it between fights but you open up Pandora's box baseball they started they crack down I don't know how many people were on the injury reserve list. Yeah, for sure. Right? Of course. It's basically what Conor did.

And Darren Till was like, I'm going to remove myself so I can take these supplements. And then when I get back into it, I'll do these supplements. How long before they make this illegal? I hate this. Personally, I think it's terrible. Slap fight? What is this? Getting knocked out and shit.

Now, I'll defend a little bit here. Everyone that's been to the event is like, you've got to come in person. In person, it's fun. Oh, I'm sure it's fun to watch people get knocked unconscious. But it's not my thing. I will watch all the highlights. Giant Samoans. I like fights where you don't know if the guy's going to get hit at all.

Like when Strickland barely got touched in that fight. That was great. He got kicked to the body a few times how much slap fighting has blown up combat jiu-jitsu oh i bet it was oh my god that makes sense oh my god oh yeah because you guys don't know at first when we're doing combat jiu-jitsu it's jiu-jitsu with palm strikes people are like oh you're slapping oh you're slapping what is why are you slapping. Why are you slapping? Why not just do MMA? What are you doing? Like, dude, we're adding palm strikes.

We're not adding slaps. And then when slap fighting blew up, boom, it makes combat jiu-jitsu look like MMA. I think it's watching CTE, like legal. I think it sucks. I hope they keep going with that. It's definitely CTE. Dude, this is so bad for you. You're getting full blast hit to the head while you're standing. It's good for any of those. It makes combat jiu-jitsu look like

Valley Tudor. But it's a spectacle. It's not even a sport. It's spectacle. It's just like... If they want to do it, who are we to... You could say that about anything. What about bull riding? Bull riding's totally different. Totally different. It just is. It's so much technique. Just because you're an expert bull rider.

Listen, I put myself through college that way. Bro, you ever try to ride one of them mechanical bulls? Yeah, it's fucking impossible. It's so hard. Dude, he put himself through college. Bull rider. That's a movie. That's a good movie.

That's a Will Ferrell movie, Don. That's it. Oh, my God. I'm down a grand. You put yourself through real estate school. Not a terrible bet. He did a lot better than you thought. Yeah.

The hype trend on Hamzat has slown down a tad. Thank you. I'll give you that. Thank you. But nonetheless, you owe me $1,000. But it said a lot about Hamzat. This was a big test to see. Wow.

29, 27, 29, 27, 28, 28. Interesting. Wow. Interesting. Who scored 28, 28?28. Interesting. Wow. Interesting. Who scored 28-28? Was it Usman's cousin? Well, again, Usman connected a lot more. Do we have like the...

28-28 is bullshit. CompuBox numbers. Man, if you don't want a guy to take you down, the guy takes you down. That's an advantage. If that guy gets on your back, that's an advantage. If he gets on top of you, that's an advantage. If you can't get up down that's an advantage if that guy gets on your back that's an advantage he gets on top of you that's an advantage if you can't get up that's an advantage if he's only hitting you with a few shots it's still a advantage yes it's a big advantage he's imposing his game on you and you're fairly helpless you're completely defensive why why do you even have to

say that how do you have to say that no no but but why is okay i miss because the idea is that somehow another judge 2828 makes sense. It doesn't make any sense. In any facet. Judges would tend to disagree with what he just said in some ways. You know, if. Would Joe? No.

27-30 is legit. It's 27-30. You won every round. But if a knockdown, you have a fight where there's a knockdown and you get a 10-8, then you should get a 10-8 if you get taken down and get your back taken, but you don't get finished. That's 10-8, dog. Right?

That first round could have been a 10-8. The first round could have been a 10-8 just based on the fact that he dominated the whole round. If you're on the back the whole round, that's got to be 10-8. Look at the number of strikes differential. It's pretty big. Total strikes. But significant strikes, it's a little closer because it's on the feet.

Also, look at takedowns in control so total strikes you got to deal with the noogies that you get hit with when you're on your back but there was no real big shots when he's on top I would have lost 500 bucks a lot of these are these a lot of these strikes are they do those count where he was on that's total strikes and then you see significant strikes most of that is probably standing up unless he hit him with one really good shot when he was on the ground. Yeah. Or a few.

Total strikes, 107 to 58. But he was on top of him doing this. Yeah, that's called whooping your ass. Where I come from. It is called whooping your ass, Brian. He didn't have, no, because he didn't have a lot of damage. But what was Kamau doing during, well, he's doing that. So I think the significance was we saw we saw what kind of

fighter Chamayev was. We're not as big on the train. And now... Well, he really should be 170. I think he should be 170. Hamza, if he can make 170, I think he's a champion. He doesn't like it. I think he's champion at 85. Really? I mean, eventually. I'm not saying now.

But eventually, yes. I don't think he's got the striking for that. Not as invincible. Let's not have four conversations going on. Yeah, 85 is not his weight class. I think if he can make 70, I think 70, he's a motherfucker, a world beater. Yes. 85, he's got a lot more problems.

Yes. You know, that was a tough fight. A tough fight against a guy who took it on 10 days notice who's a welterweight. He had a tough fight against a welterweight at with uh gilbert burns yep correct he did so now makacheff i want to see if maga chief molly wops um volk here no one's a molly wop involved nobody because he's the question the only question is what has volk been doing right has he been training or has he been just hanging out is he he dealing with injuries? We don't know. Ten days notice is not a camp.

And he takes it because he's an animal, but it's a five-round fight. It's against a bigger guy. There's so many factors. And his biggest weapon against Mark Jeff is his cardio. By far his biggest. He had to lose 25 pounds to get ready for this fight. 25 pounds is a lot. Well, Volk also somehow, he doesn't take damage, man. He's really good at just

right when he's got a full camp yeah we're gonna see you know we really don't know what i mean maybe he was training hard you know maybe he was training hard and just not dieting also you gotta realize makachev was able to watch that first fight and make adjustments so it was um yeah 10 day notice though yeah but he's making adjustments for him on 10 days notice too yeah but he's making adjustments for him on 10 days notice too i think this says i want i'm very interested to see how makachev changes his game plan if he does at all he's gonna grapple more yes you're grappling you're gonna get a grapple fest yeah yes yes he's if i was to get a bet on it i won't bet against wokenovsky i'd bet uh mark jeff vs submission craig jones has been talking mad about sambo you've been watching that yeah so he's great hilarious he's hilarious craig jones he's so funny he wants to fight

gabby he's on another level dude he's very funny and and most people don't even know the funny he's doing it's what do you mean babe other funny yeah like with the guys Other funny shit? Yeah. Shit that we don't know about? No, no, the shit that you're looking at. You just don't know. Underground? It's hysterical.

What don't I know? I don't know. He's just hilarious. Dude, no, you don't know. Most people don't let it go on shows like this. Wait a minute, what are you talking about? What don't I know? What don't I know?

Just Craig Jones is a genius. Oh, he's hilarious. He's playing the long game, you're saying. Very smart dude. But that's why he's so good at jiu-jitsu, man. People that are that good at jiu-jitsu, you have to be fucking brilliant. Him, Gordon, they're all savages. Smart dudes, too.

Yeah, you're that good at submissions and setting things up, man. Craig Jones is legit. But he's funny, too, man. All the shit he's saying about Sambo. I was the first one that gave him his first opportunity. And it was only because Barry Yosh yoshida you were barrett yoshida dm'd me on instagram said hey there's this purple belt named craig jones he came through my fucking gym and wrecked everybody you should probably put him in ebi i'm like what craig

jones i was like i didn't even like craig jones like steve jones like chris like, I didn't even, like, Craig Jones, like, Steve Jones, like, Chris. Like, I couldn't even remember his fucking name. But I trust Barrett Yoshida. I'm like, Barrett Yoshida went out of his way to DM me. And every time someone does that, Keith Krikorian DMed me about Fiona Davies. She goes, there's this purple belt chick. She's killing everybody. She's, like, the champion of the world now. Yeah.

Fiona Davies is. And Keith Krikorian said, there's this purple belt. Dude, you got to check her out. killing everybody she's like the champion of the world now yeah fiona davis is and keith krikorian said there's this purple belt dude you gotta check her out so barry oshita did the same thing about craig jones there's this purple belt he's fucking wrecking everybody i'm like okay let me put him in ebi so i put him in because i'm like i can't ignore that yeah i can't ignore that barry oshita he dm'd me if i I ever DM somebody about some dude that guy is doing damage somewhere you know so I put him on Craig Jones was an EBI 11 and did I put him up against my guy Nathan Orchard as a low seat like Nathan or

check I do I'm bringing you I'm giving you a purple bow low seat you know to me I think i remember and he shocked everybody yeah did he be that's where he was born right there ebi 11 then from there boom what's mccatchev's walkout tone what's he got i might want to shazam this mountain you know what i'm saying shazam's still a thing you still don't smoke yeah what not on smoke weed yeah i got my phone set up to triple tap yes you still don't smoke oh i think so you gotcha yeah yes i don't if i triple tap the back of my phone it picks up is that true oh damn i have it set up that way oh isn't that nice you can't do it anymore it doesn't give you two years an option

for some reason but my shit's grandfathered in. Don't update that, bitch. I have to. It's not updating it. Oh, it doesn't get rid of it? I'm so intrigued by this fight. It's very interesting. I don't care that Volk had 10 days.

Volk is still another one just made of different stuff. Well, he's also fresh. You've got to realize he's coming into the fight, even if it's 10 days notice. He didn't get beat up during camp. He's coming off that surgery, though, too. He's also not hydrated. When he had that surgery, remember they wanted him to fight, do a turnaround?

He was like, no, I'm good. He had an elbow surgery, right? Yes, elbow. So nothing significant, but. What was it, like pieces of bone and shit? I'm sure. When you've got a guy coming up and he's 12, 13, 14, and you think he has potential to be a world

champion do you start telling him at that time like like to get used to the crowds and you're going to be famous the whole world is going to be behind you it's going to be one of the biggest fighters in the world to prepare him for this because he's walking out and the whole fucking world is watching him. Surgery and arm injury in July. He rehabbed for six weeks in July. How do you prepare for that pressure? He's walking out. I think if you have a young, talented fighter, I think you concentrate on the results, not on the nonsense.

Concentrate on the process and the results. But he's got to be ready for this pressure. But he'll feel it in tournaments. He'll feel it in tournaments. You take him to a few UFCs before. You don't think conditioning him to tell him, like, this is what's going to happen. Don't even trip. The whole world's going to be cheering.

There's going to be stadiums. There's going to be arenas. You tell him early, that's what's going to happen to you gonna happen to you you get used to it yeah that's not a bad thing to say to them right but i think i'm prepared for most to most of the focus is on the process you have the lighter joe competing is also your there's a gradual process but the pressure of the whole world not only is it the pressure of the whole fucking world it's not like he's fighting in vegas He's fighting in the middle fucking east. The pressure.

Dude, this is like a biblical fight. If there was a new Bible, they would write about this fucking fight. So Volkanovski looks good. He looks like he's in good shape. I just don't imagine that guy gets out of shape.

Not at the level he's at. Volkanovski. He and Daniel Cormier. Volkanovski's always growing and learning. And if you're always growing and learning, you're always in the gym. You're not just in the gym only for camps. And you know what? Again, back to Craig Jones.

He got Craig Jones as his coach. Craig Jones is about as smart as you can get when it comes to jiu-jitsu he's got it all covered there's no weakness in Craig Jones's game he's got game everywhere very true very true so if he's coaching him he's getting I mean obviously we saw in the first fight is avoided submissions he's just got to figure out a way to get off that body triangle i'm just worried about the the technique you know i think they'll be okay for the first three rounds four or five cardio yeah i think before before volkanovsky's career's over we you know if it goes what do you think it goes another five years six years something like that that's realistic right five six years that's

realistic it doesn't take a lot of damage yeah he's just he's one of the greats of all time Yes, by the time it's over by the time it's over. We're gonna be talking about his submissions. I Feel he's with Craig Jones Craig Jones who creates good fucking monsters. It's a good call That's a good call imagine if he heel hooks What if you become what if he starts taking dudes towns and and just fucking leg locking them and shit, you know what I mean, right? You never know. What if he hits an M&R a roll? Fucking submits them There's some dogs at 45

Looks like that the Joe Pesci of like 300, you know what I mean? You have 300 have all these big fucking Roman and spartans but then they got the evil little vulcanoski that's the little joe pesci right of 300 you know what i mean he's such a dog he's so he has so much drive yeah mike jeff looks good i love how he always talks about his drive too who like volkanovski i asked him'm like, what are you doing differently than everybody else? And he's like, it's my drive. He's just got fucking drive. He just wants to wake up and strangle people. And go.

Wake up and smash. He's a winner, man. He's just a winner. He knows how to win. His mind is bulletproof. And look at his face right now. Look at all that body language on his face. That's a gangster right there.

That guy is loving the pressure. He's loving the pressure. He's not faking it. He's the biggest gangster. Look at him, dude. You think he's faking it? He loves it. He'd rather be here than anywhere else.

Now, let me ask you this. That's a weapon. That's a secret weapon. Let's say Volkanovski gets handled here, which odds are. I don't think it's going to happen. Well, let's say he does. Then you're not going to see this ever again. Do you guys have a bet? Do we have a bet, Brian?

I thought you had a $1,000 bet. I think we have a... What Brendan's trying to do is he's trying to smash. I want this bet before it gets off. We love Volk, but I think the smart money would have to be with just Makachev because he's had a full camp. It's hard.

And he's more hydrated. Who were you going to bet on? Were you going to bet on Volkanovski? Are you backing out of the bet? I will never bet against Volkanovski, ever. That sounds like you're betting on Islam. I've never bet against Volkanovski. I'm not going to bet because I want to be respectful.

We all know I love Volkanovski. I'm not trying to disrespect him. I'll bet you that. I'll take Volkanovski. 100 bucks. Hold on. I was going to say I'll take Makachev via submission. Oh, I'll take you that. I'll bet you. A hundred bucks. Hold on. A hundred bucks. Hold on. I was going to say, I'll take Mokachev via submission. Oh, I'll take that bet.

I took a hundred bucks Volkanovski. Straight up. Yep. So if Mokachev wins, I say it's ground and pound. There's no way. I'll take. So a thousand dollars that. Yeah.

If he wins by submission, Brendan wins. Yep. Okay. Okay. Dude, Yanni Papas has this bit about Bitcoin. And he's like, I wins. Yep. Okay. Dude, Yanni Papas has this bit about Bitcoin and he's like, I don't remember. Don't give the bit. I don't remember it at all.

He's hilarious. Yannis is great. He's at the club tonight. He's got a Bitcoin bit, dude. I can't wait to watch it. I lost my fucking mind. Okay, let's watch the fight. Yannis is the man. But I want to see this. Now, I like money.

I'd rather have Volkanovski win, though. Volkanovski is one of my favorites. I want to be very clear. No. Has Volkanovski ever been submitted? No. He lost once by KO at a welterweight. I'm very surprised.

Yeah, at welterweight. Who was that? Early his career. What's his name? I don't know his name. But that was at welterweight. I'm very surprised that Brennan took this card. Who was that? What's his name? I don't know his name. It might be an important name. It's back in the day. The guy doesn't fight anymore.

Open up a school, just loop that knockout. Open up a school, put that shit on a loop. You know, 11 days may not be a disadvantage for a guy like this. At this level it is. People come in to sign up, you just make them watch the video. Just because of cardio. And that's your biggest tool? Islam's front kick up the middle is a new wrinkle.

I like that. I like that move. He's avoiding that switch kick from the left side that he got hit with a bunch of times in the first fight. Because what Alex is doing is taking a step and then throwing that inside low kick. So he's looking for it. And now he's throwing that front kick up the middle. So he's made some adjustments. And there's the shot stuffed.

I love when Volk stuffs them. Islam's looking Ecuadorian in this fight. Ecuadorian? No, no, look at him. Because he's tan. No, no, just look at his face and the beard. He could be right out of. He looks like Cheeto. Hold on, look at his face and the beard. He could be right out of... He looks like Cheeto.

Hold on, look at this. Look at this. Volkanovski's initiating the clinch here. Look at this. Volkanovski's trying to take him down. Volkanovski is a beast. Well, he took him down in the first fight. But look at this, bro.

Look at this. This is crazy. Volk is pressuring him up against the cage, and he's trying to take him down. Volk is the Joe Pesci of 300. He is such an animal. He is such an animal. He's such an animal. to take him down. Volk is the Joe Pesci of 300. He is such an animal. He is such an animal. Look at him here. He's got the clinch going. He's not trying to let go. He's trying to

take him down. Yeah, he is. And this is winning the round. He's saying something. Mark Goddard just said something. No, there was something he was doing. Because Volk said to him he's doing something. I don't know what he said.

He said don't talk shit on Abraham Lincoln. Caught him there. And he said, don't. You can't say nothing about that. I'm surprised he's going to shoot here. Release the tie clinch and shoot. That's what most guys would do. Nice tie clinch again. Because then he'd get back there.

But he landed a couple of good knees there. Volk could change levels there and shoot. There you go. Slow. Tough to take the market market is hitting with a lot of good knees in this clinch man and that's gonna if a guy hasn't been training dude focus got him against the fan star i know what is that focus a animal dude okay this front kick up the body that was a round kick up the body maybe it might have been a front

kick but like a 45 degree angle some guys throw it at a 45 oh no they use the ball of their toe they used to do that in karate they used to throw roundhouse kicks with the ball of the toe it's pronounced kind of the balls of my feet Oh cut up the balls of the feet I meant dude imagine what is out oh my god oh my god he had kicked him now you'll never see that fight again oh my god what a shock oh. Wow what a shocker. You still hope we're even now. Bro. God damn. He head kicked him. Who would have saw that coming? I missed it. I didn't even see it.

It was amazing. Shin to the dome son. Opened up a cut. It was perfect. Damn. Wow. Islam. Man. He showed a bunch of new shit. That front kick.

And he was throwing that kick to the body, and then he threw the same kick to the head. And taking on 10 days notice, you'd worry about his cardio going the later rounds. But this one, you know, it is what it is. It's a win. It's a legit win. Oh, it's a solid win, man. man the way it went down i mean they this is not this is not he was tired not unprepared no he got caught yep you got caught he got caught with an amazing that happened with a 12-week camp 10-day kid very well could have very well could

have very well could have i mean what he what he did look at that dude they love each other look at that well he should have said he saved the call. Two champions. Look at that shit. Damn. Now, remember, because Volk was supposed to maybe fight in December on the card against Topiria. Right. Now that's not going to happen. And now this fight maybe never happens again. Here it goes again.

Look at this. This is worst case scenario for the division. Boom. I mean, son. He had his hand up. Flip dunk. Son. Top of the dunk. What a fucking head kick. And he set hand up. Lipped him. Son. Top of the dome.

What a fucking head kick. And he set it up because he'd been throwing those body kicks. Damn. It almost looked like Volkanovski was looking for the body kick to block it. Good stoppage, by the way. Good stoppage. Yeah, I mean, he's out of it, man. See his eyeballs?

He's out of it. It's over. Could have stopped a little earlier. He doesn't need to get knocked unconscious. Look at this again. Boom. Shin to the dome, son. 1993, 94. We thought this was bullshit. Like at this again. Boom. Shin in the dome, son. 1993, 94.

We thought this was bullshit. Like, you can't kick no one in the head. That's only in the movies. Everybody's going to take you down and choke you out like Hoyce Gracie. Yep. That's what everybody thought for quite a while. If you try to throw a punch or a kick, Hoyce Gracie is going to take you down and choke you out. Yeah, but give respect.

Everybody thought that. Like, all that shit's movie shit. That's Jackie Chan. But you know who made everybody realize that? Maury Smith. Maury Smith when he fought Conan. Years later. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Years later. But he was the first. This was before. When Maury Smith fought Conan, that was the first time we saw an elite world championship caliber kickboxer learn how to defend himself from the guard, have great cardio and throw kicks and before that before that a head kicks were yeah head kicks were for the movies

you ain't bruce lee you ain't jackie chan yeah you try to head kick in a real a real fight you're gonna get choked out everybody thought that grown men thought that yeah everybody thought that. Grown men thought that. Everybody thought that. Ooh. Look at Makachev. Makachev's very emotional. Dude. He deserves that. Nobody. If you had to predict how this fight was going to end, and you had all the experts in MMA

all over the world, right? How they could... Nobody would have picked this. Nobody. Head kick. Nobody. Nobody. His hand was up. He just got caught in the top of the door. Well, he went like this, too, this. Nobody. Head kick. Nobody. Nobody. His hand was up.

He just got caught in the top of the door. Well, he went like this, too, though. I think when he bent down, he thought it was coming to the body again. I mean, Islam set it up so well with those front kicks to the body. Look at Hezbollah. Oh, my God. I didn't know Hezbollah was part of his camp. He is.

That's the greatest celebrity of all time. Who's better than him? Fucking Robert Downey Jr. Who's better than Huzballah? What is he saying, Jamie? Give me some... We stand here for the Jews What does he say?

Stop the war Good for him Good for him Yeah Two different Muslims came up and said that Good for them Fuck Good for them

Need more of that, that's awesome Good for them But both fighters, Hamzat and him said the same that. Good for them, man. Fuck. Good for them. Need more of that. That's awesome. Good for them. But both fighters, Hamzat and him, said the same thing. Yep. Good for them. Class acts.

These people are just... Well, Makachev's definitely a class act. Oh, yeah. I'm just so impressed that he won that way. The fact that he... I mean, he showed so much improvement.

He really made adjustments because they must have trained for Volkanovski again, even though he wasn't fighting Volkanovski. I'm sure they went over all the different things that Volkanovski did and what are the counters to those things. And he shut a lot of it down. He shut down that switch kick to the outside leg, throwing that front kick up the middle, set up the head kick.

I agree. See how he's ducking down? Yeah, you're right. Set it up That was the adjustment by the way Baseball bat through that shit That was the adjustment It kind of looked like it was going to the body

From the placement of the knee In the beginning if you're looking from the side It was just perfect Perfect head kick I mean he's just Look he knocked down Oliveira in the last fight. Remember, his striking was his weakest point. And now it's fucking dangerous as anybody in the division.

You knock out Volkanovski, shit. It's tough. He is a real champion, and you are the lightweight champion of the world. Congratulations once again, my friend. Do you have any more messages for your fans here in Abu Dhabi and around the world? I got COVID. Damn, again? How come you didn't test me, dawg?

I should have. I had a mask ready, too. I'm getting relaxed, and that's how we all get in trouble. How do I get in trouble without getting tested? That's how we all get in trouble when we test too much. When we look back at the testing, 10 years from now, when we look back at the testing, it's going to be embarrassing. Mark Jeff going to 70?

Did he announce that? No, he didn't announce that. Why would he? When he just dominated at 55. Dude, I like him defending his title at 55. Let's go. There's a lot of great matchups there. And Volkanovski against Ilya Topuria is still a great matchup.

Let me hear the volume. I want to hear what Volk says. I love Volk. That surprised you in the fight? still a great matchup. Let me hear the volume. I want to hear what Volk says. I love Volk. Bad cut. I think those cuts are CGI. Go that way. Yeah. Please keep me busy. I don't do well when I'm not fighting. I need to take this fight because I'll do my heading when I'm not fighting.

So please keep me busy. I'm happy to go back in January and obviously get this taken care of. Obviously go back down to Featherweight. Obviously my job here is done for now. But, yeah, again, credit to his love, Greg Kick. What did I say? You are the Featherweight champion. Very classy. So if they give him probably a 60-day suspension.

Not only was it classy, but you know how some people go extra classy just to seem classy? He just, to me, that was just him just being honest with reality. And it was beautiful. Beautiful. It was beautiful. It was like, listen't try to protect my job down here if i'm going back down let me keep me busy yeah i don't i just want to keep working he didn't say i want to rematch when i don't have 10 days notice this is none of that

yeah i hate when guys do that what's like that influencer fighting they go if this was a real fight i'd win it's like yeah but it's not that was like a dude you signed up for this If this was a real fight, I'd win. It's like, yeah, but it's not, bitch. That was like a dude who was like a million percent in tune with reality. You know what I mean? He's just like, let's just keep it going. That's why he's a great. He's just like, this shit's going to heal.

I need to fucking pay the rent. Let's keep this going. Bro, that shot to the dome might last for a while. That one you got to be careful with. They might give him 90, huh? I don't know what the protocol is, to be honest with you. It's usually 60 to 90. But I feel like I don't know what kind of testing is involved,

so I really shouldn't talk. I don't know what they do. You probably won't be fine in January, I understand. We were waiting for you to show us your footwork. His own coach might say, let's take a little more time off. Joe was asking about your footwork. He had a couple questions about when you throw in an uppercut, where should your left heel Brian moves like a real boxer.

Dude, come on. You don't have a lot of power, though. No, he doesn't. Okay, listen. I don't know how much power you have. A lot. A lot. But emotional power?

You can't ignore his technique, Joe. Why do you ignore his technique? Why do you ignore his technique? Because you've got perfect technique. You know me. I'm your biggest fan. But Callum's got – I train underground, dude.

When he hits bags, it's sad. Yeah, there's something about it. Whenever there's someone in front of him, he can't hit his things. You know when he throws the hook. He's doing everything right. It just seems weird. But something is not right with Joe. I don't know what it is.

I can't see it. Maybe it's the shoulder. No, he's doing it right. It's just I know at the end of it, it's like getting hit by a Nerf car. No, Brian Callen. No, Brian Callen. Joe, you got to give it up. He has, look at his technique.

Dude, his technique is undeniable. It's undeniable. Okay, throw the, give me a one, two, and a one, two, three. Look at that. Yeah, that's how it sounds when it hits the back. My head's always moving. Sounds like you're hitting it with your dick. Dude, you know what? maybe you can't fight with

the shit okay maybe no no seriously seriously maybe maybe that's bullshit okay you don't i will say this though you can lie to them not me i will say this like if you like auditioned for some like movie and you were gonna be this like this this guy who's just trying to pay his rent and it's like 1920 a hard time remember hard times with uh charles bronson remember that shit and you were going to be this guy who was just trying to pay his rent. And it's like 1920. Remember Hard Times with Charles Bronson? Remember that shit? They do a remake of Hard Times with you.

But I'm scoffing. You could do it. I think the director, we got the guy. Why don't they do that movie? Why don't they do a remake of Hard Times? Remake that shit, dog. How about Charles Bronson? Remake it, but make it a black guy but when in hard times 50 years old oh really he was 50 years old the best physique was it supposed to

be like during the depression he was an old man but let me see his physique at 50. show me a clip they should do a Brazilian hard times where it's about jiu-jitsu instead of boxing. Because they were smooth back then. This is him. This is a Walter Hill. This is Hard Times, dog. 1978. But he was fit, man. But look at him. He's 50 years old here.

Who is the shady promoter? Who is the shady promoter? Look at him. Dude, he's an older guy here. But when he starts to fight, man, he takes his shirt off. Dude, look at his hat. And then they said, dude, they had the call to say, from the producers of the Warriors. I got someone in the studio. Did you see the beginning of that? Is that what it said, from the producers of the Warriors. Did you see the beginning of that?

Is that what it said? From the makers of the Warriors. This is a remake, Jamie? The trailers. Someone recut the trailers. In the beginning, Jamie, did it really say, from the producers of the Warriors? No way it said that. See if you can find some...

I want to see some fighting scenes. Actually, Jamie, the poster shows is the worst movie ever did which one the Warriors and this movie what are the think about it right now what are the odds you're gonna watch our time and you can find the fight choreography is legit like John Wayne say the fight choreography is legit oh the poster's top right it's gonna look like yeah it's gonna look like john wayne no the fight choreography back then was dog no way it's gonna look good it was 50. hey let me ask you this is he passing us out of there nope not a chance no back then he wasn't doing it yeah no no he is fast it's 1970. the most

realistic fighting scenes actually went from bruce lee like if you look at bruce lee he had the most realistic fighting actually from Bruce Lee He had the most realistic way. Yeah, he doesn't like a guy on steroids He looks like an old guy that still works out There's push-ups and there's some old dudes that are consistent because they never stopped working out and they don't lose their like your boy Frank Grillo and the fuck you up same same situation that Frank Grillo like he was talking about how he has low testosterone He got tested. But he's just a grinder. Look, girls get big. Girls get big that don't do steroids. Girls that are power lifters, that are clean, they get big.

It's just not easy. It takes a long-ass time. But you can maintain it if you keep it. Especially if you're also a natural mesomorph like he is. Yeah. Well, he's a fucking, I mean, he was a savage when he was younger. And he was always fit. You don't think they figured out some PEDs back then?

No. They've had that shit since the 30s. I don't think. Nazis figured that shit. I don't think actors run PEDs. They figured that shit out in the 30s. Sylvester, because when did Rocky come out? Sylvester clearly had roids.

No, but not till later on. That was in the 80s. That's when they started doing roids because he was training with bodybuilders and shit. But I'm just guessing. But I'm saying that he does not look like a guy who's doing anything other than staying fit. No, exactly. I agree. He's got that John Strickland shit going on, son.

Look at this. That's where Strickland learned it. I will say I'm more impressed with the fight choreography as I'm watching it than I thought I would be. It doesn't look as bad as I thought. It's a good movie. Good job. There you go. Look at that.

Boom. Not bad. Not bad. He kicked him. What are you doing? You're allowed to kick. He doesn't know about low kicks. You kicked him into a bag of shells.

Terrible double leg. Oh, you're allowed to try to take dudes down. Look at this. You get guillotined in this. Wizard. I take everything I said back. Wizard. This is... I take everything I said back. This fight choreography is legit, man.

They're fighting in a fucking garage and shit. Look at the car. And they're clenching and shit. That's a good job. This is a good fight, man. Look at that. He did some boxing. I like how they're filming it, too.

They're filming it like you're there watching it. Yep. You know? Like they're moving around people. People block the people block the view just to Walter Hill, bro. Oh shit Low kick let's get a jump in his guard put a triangle on fighting with boots on shit. Oh He's mad now you know I do not like the sound effects I like the motors are watching so intently every punch sounds exactly the same They're looking like okay

Who do we put our money did they not have enough money for different sounds didn't know what that they weren't that creative Back then they just there was one sound guy and there was no one else to like compete with he's like why just had the same Noise with every shot crack crack and somebody came along and said, you know, some punches don't land as hard Were you there when Anderson Silva broke his yeah And somebody came along and said, you know, some punches don't land as hard. Have you ever- Charles Bronson got a great body. Were you there when Anderson Silva broke his- Yeah. Did you hear it? Oh, no. I definitely couldn't hear it from the crowd roar, but I saw it immediately.

Did he check the cash? Oh, the old double hammer fist on the top. Dude, the promoters. When they cut to the promoters and they cut through the promoter when they cut to the promoters and they're trying to figure out who they're going to put their money on it well they already put their money on it but they've all landed a tough shots not much damage they're trying to sign the dude you know for their organization they're looking at this fight goes on a long ass time cardio dog men were men longer than bruce lee versus chuck norris oh he went down with that

left foot kick him why you uppercut i i feel an uppercuts coming up right here i think he cheats yeah what what is that what no What is that? What? No! What is that? Fight the fight, I tell you. Fight the fight. Brian, you'd be the guy in the fur coat in this situation, right? He pushed him away. He's not going to use him. I'm the old ex-fighter. Why you?

I'm the old guy with the tricks up his sleeve, see? I can only be pushed so far, see? I don't even push the horse a How about another knuckle sandwich looks like a fit 50 year old yeah i agree with you why are you a brian callen buddy fights over son they tried to cheat they tried to cheat he's like damn you need a sign with me it's your chest that holds you back imagine getting involved that's my client as a fighter back then when everyone it was just run by complete gangsters didn't know if you're going to get paid you didn't know if your life was going to be on the line, if you were going to have to take a dive. They'll tell you to take a dive. You don't, they'll kill you.

This shit probably never existed. That'd be if you get fucked up with injuries. That was just a movie. Like, that shit probably never existed like that. Oh, they definitely had fair enough price. Like the mob guys there with the hat going, we better put our money in this guy because he's tough. I bet that's exactly what they did. I bet that's exactly what they did.

Dude, that's like fucking Wild West. Yeah, but they used to bet. They used to do that shit. I bet that's exactly what they did. Wild West. Frank Lucas. They used to do that shit. They used to go across the country and bet on people. They'd bring their own fighters into towns and have people bet on them. That's a real thing. I know they used to do it in circuses. Back in the day, in the late

1800s, early 1900s, all the fights were from traveling circuses. There was a Gracie that got erased from the lineage. Because, you know, growing up in the Gracie lineage, you're like, oh, Helio

and Carlos, boom, Helio and Carlos, and then Carlson. But that don't tell you about George Gracie. George Gracie was... Is this an Abraham Lincoln story? No. I'm not sure if you fucking... George? Gracie George Gracie was an Abraham Lincoln story it's the Abraham Lincoln story but this is real okay good yeah you fucked me up with that george gracey we didn't know about george robert drysdale has an alternate gracey history and there was a george gracey in the mix too because the the general consensus was

carlos gracey learned his jujitsu from my ada and then carlos gracey showed it to his brother helio george gracey you in high school, right? Bro, look how jacked he was. He looks like a wrestler. But you know why he got erased? Why? He had an account. You don't never hear about no George Gracie.

No. You hear about Helio and Carlos, right? Tell us why he got erased. What happened? Carlos turned jiu-jitsu. Then he showed it to his younger brother, Helio. And then Helio became the fighter. And Carlos became his manager.

Look at this. He was the first champion developed by the Gracie jiu-Jitsu system back in the 1920s and 30s. George Gracie was taught Jiu-Jitsu techniques by his older brother, Carlos Gracie, and carried the Gracie flag all over Brazil fighting in different styles, such as Jiu-Jitsu, Luta Livre, Wrestling, and Vali-Tudo, having had one of the best unbeaten runs of his time. Wow. You thought I was giving you a fucking-

When did you find out about this? When did you find out about this? Robert Drysdale. Right. Wait, when? How long ago? He wrote a book. There's-

Wow. You know what? They never brought up George Gracie. You know why? Why? Because back then he was fighting, Helio was fighting and george was fighting but george apparently was taking a lot of fake fights that were doing a lot of fake fights and circuses oh like pro wrestling pro wrestling fake fights and he was taking dives right and he was doing he was

he was like an alcoholic he was a partier banging bitches or whatever so they just decided to cut him out. The story is George was in the mix, but he was doing fake fights. He was doing real fights, and he was a bad motherfucker, but he was just a degenerate. So they kind of cut him out. This is the story. I didn't make this up.

It's in Robert Drysdale's book. You even have a conspiracy theory about the Gracie family. I didn't make this up. No, I'm saying. I was crazy fascinated with it. Robert Drysdale got a book. He had an accountant's head

and a bodybuilder's body. The crazy thing is when Jiu-Jitsu first burst upon the scene in the United States, it was because of the UFC. And when that happened, people don't have vision for the future. What you're saying now, in the future, people are going to dissect that shit. People are like, whatever, dog, let's just blow it up now.

So they decided to not mention George Gracie ever. He was never in the mix. It was always Helio and Carlos, which was real, but there was some exculpatory evidence. I don't even know if I said that word right. I like it. Exculpatory? Don't look towards me. What's the official definition of

exculpatory? I learned that from the Russiagate conspiracy. Exculpatory evidence. Robert Drysdale puts out a book robert like attending a serving to clear from alleged fault or guilt i told you right i'm good right so by leaving him out by leaving him out that was no they were hiding their guilt that he was a part of the they just didn't want to bring him up they're like you know what

the black sheep they hated it like there was like a rift in the family you know you got people in your family like your cousins your brothers or whatever there's people in families that hate each other and they're like the opposite you got the problem in everything right he's a black sheep so when people say they're all kennedys like people say oh they're all kennedys they're all kennedys they're all kennedys like robert f kennedy oh he's a shill he's a kennedy they're all kennedy they're all ken like robert f kennedy oh he's a he's a kennedy i'm like didn't the kennedys get assassinated twice yeah what are you talking about kennedy is part of the illuminati they murdered the kennedys yeah they're like russians like rfk jr they're like rk jr like oh he's part of Like, dude, they murdered his father and his uncle. Don't you think he would want to be part of the anti-establishment?

He might be. I would say you'd be a little skeptical. I don't know. I don't know. Are we still on the Gracies? I don't know. But back to the Gracies. Robert Drysdale puts out this book.

Dude, it's a fact. You just open the book just open it up anywhere and you start reading that's the way it was written it's not like it's just a bunch of people from that era telling the stories about like how the Gracie Jiu Jitsu

family like where they came from it's so vast it's so vast and not taking anything away from Helio Gracie. Helio Gracie was the fucking master because he was the one going out there battling. Carlos Gracie did a couple matches, but he was Helio's older brother and manager.

Helio was the one going out there throwing down. Jamie, would you do me a favor and go to the earlier fights on ESPN Plus and find Magomed versus... He's the first fight. Yeah. On prelims. Versus Bruno Silva. Call him the pirate.

He looks like Nick Davis has one eye. Because this guy is very fucking talented. Yeah. Very talented. Take down the fence. Little suspect at the high level. But... Sure.

But at 185 pounds when he can't fight with sanctions he's got one eye. When you see him it's not like you can hide it. Do we know why he lost the eye? He got cut from a fight and I think they had surgery

on it and then eight surgeries. He still has some vision. He's a wild boy too. If you saw him in that jiu-jitsu surgeries he's a wild boy too if you saw him in that jiu-jitsu tournament he's a wild boy he's a he's a bad motherfucker what happened with Michael Bisping they let him fight with one eye right they might yeah they'll show you the pre you told him you can see but he can't scroll all the way to the earlier prelims I want I just I really go down if you go down

if you go down to UFC go down keep going down to leagues keep going keep going there's sports

now leagues go all the way left to UFC bam now scroll down it should show you on demand some of the fights

there you go so back up and it'll show you all the fights ESPN Plus is the shit look at this that's pretty good go all the fights. ESPN Plus is the shit, son. Look at this. That's pretty good.

Go all the way back. Which say, Eddie? Bruno Silva versus... Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what? It was the first fight, so you'd have to go to the early prelims. Yes, that's it. Here you go.

Watch this, dude. This is very... Look at his right eye. Yeah. It's gray. That's it. Here you go. Watch this dude. This is a very, look at his right eye. Yeah. It's great. That's why they call him the pirate. Do you want me to just skip to where it starts? Uh, yeah, you can just skip. Give it a little boost. Do they call him the pirate or do you call him the pirate?

Do you call him the pirate? No, no, that's his nickname, the pirate. He says the pirate's coming, the pirate's taking over. I might have dreamt that, but I'm pretty sure they call him the pirate. Well, it's in now. I feel like, I feel like it's his, it's a good nickname. Now his golden snitch is out. I like it.

Got to have a new. If Bruce Buffer one day, if he ends life and leaves us from screaming, that would be the way to go. Yeah. Have a heart attack and then the suits. He's eight years old. It's time. And he just locks up. Boom. I mean, every time he does it, he screams so loud. He's so consistent. He's eight years old. Yeah. It's time. And he just locks up. Boom.

I mean, every time he does it, he screams so loud. He's so consistent. He's so good. Oh, my God. He blew out his fucking knee doing it. Yeah. The guy warms up for you. In Vegas.

Warms up. He did the splits. No. He did our podcast. He went right into the splits. The man changed the game of announcers. He's the best of all time. Everyone's a copycat.

Because they used to be smooth operator. Brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers. And he just changed it. He cranked it up perfect for the UFC. And his brother. I heard Bruce Buffer so many times in the UFC. I worked for the UFC for eight years. And even in King of the Cage.

I heard Bruce Buffer so much that when I got hired to do some fight choreography for Never Back Down 2, and then during that, like, putting together fights, they made me, like, the DJ. You know, I was, like, the DJ of the movie. It's not, like, my proudest moment. But I was, like, the announcer and the DJ. And they made me announce, like like these underground fights in this movie So you're Bruce Buffer and all I all I kept doing was channeling Bruce Buffer Hmm, and I was I was pulling it off. I became the ring announcer and it was just me ripping off

Everything Bruce Buffer did and as long as I kept like trying to do impersonate bruce buffer that i was like pulling it off everyone's out i was pulling it off so check this dude out check this dude out this dude is one of the most dynamic kickers you're ever going to see he's so slick you assume wrestling right here yeah he does a lot of wild off the front leg to like confidence to come yeah his kicks are very legit as you don't trust red beards but but what's also crazy is when you lose vision you lose depth perception and you would think that for striking with Bisping and with this guy you think about what Bisping came world champion with one fucking brain adjust ten fights like how insane so much of a bad against world

class fight yeah dude this dude is slick he does a lot of stuff that's very He fought 10 fights like that. That's how much of a badass he is. Against world-class fighters, dude. This dude is slick. He does a lot of stuff that's very unusual. Like, he'll throw hook kicks off the front leg. He's got a really good axe kick. He's going to be a star. He's been throwing that front kick this whole time. But wait till you look at that side kick.

Caught him with that side kick coming in. Down the dragon wall. Yeah, dude, he's a bad motherfucker. He's a bad motherfucker. There's a lot of people that are in real trouble like just be on one leg he would just be on his rear leg just balance it's just wrestling yeah i feel like 40 of his body is his head he's got a giant head well it's the beard yeah it makes the head looks very very disconcerting like the hormone monster once he gets loose on him he starts teeing off on him boom look at that Looks like he lives in the middle of the forest.

His switch kick to the front leg is so good. He does look like he lives on a tree. He looks like he's a magical. He shows up in the forest when you're lost. Like a billy goat. Go this way. You can now have three wishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ask for the man with the red beard, but we're in Dagestan. There are no redheads here. Not a lot of redbeards in Dagestan. No, no. Very few. It's frowned upon here in the States. The Russians were're in Dagestan. There are no redheads here. Not a lot of red beards in Dagestan. No. No. Very few. It's frowned upon here in the States. The Russians were in there for a while, so there could be some of that. You mix that in. You see how he throws

that sidekick to protect himself? That's such a good move when you miss the round kick. And not a lot of guys can do it the way he does it. He does it like a karate champion. And does it with one fucking eye. Yeah. leave that head kick dude No, seriously, boom, bro. I'm telling exciting this motherfucker Yes

Yep. Yeah, he's a unicorn out there. He's very good dude Please one-eyed unicorn and he whips those kicks see that take down to die maybe like a crystal ball It may be he that he sees the future. Yeah, he takedown defense wasn't bad. His eye may be like a crystal ball. It may be that he's an oracle. He sees the future? Yeah, he might be a seer. Maybe he can see enough. He can see enough to fuck you up. Yeah, he's got that third eye. He's got that third eye. Like that dude from Game of Thrones who was blind, but he could see everything?

He's like the crow. He probably has a crow at home. I don't think the Game of Thrones guy was blind. He's paralyzed, right? Look at that beard. Yeah, he's paralyzed. Oh, his eyes would go white to see paralyzed, right? Look at that beard. Yeah, he was paralyzed. Oh, his eyes would go white to see the future. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, they'd roll back in his head. What a great fucking show. Great show. I miss it. This guy should have been in that show. Remember how long you guys tried to sell me on Game of Thrones? Yeah. I got to it eight years late.

Well, it's good, though, because you can watch them all. Oh, that's what I did. Joe just said, after 10 seasons, I watched it, and Joe said, just fucking watch it. Trust me. I'm like, okay. And I just trusted Joe said, he looked me in the eye and said, just fucking watch it. Facts.

And I'm like, bad damn. So good. My favorite show. It's one of the greatest shows of all time. That first episode where they kill that little kid, they throw him off the fucking castle, and the sisters fucking the brother. Like, what the fuck is this show about?

Crazy. That show's crazy. And dragons. Dragons is what took fuck is this show about? Crazy. That show's crazy. And dragons. Dragons is what took me a while to get on board. Yeah, you couldn't fuck with the dragons. No, he has dragons.

Imagine living in a world like that. You just gotta hit that threshold. The White Walkers scared the fuck out of me. Oh, head kick. Bro, this motherfucker

is good. Caught him with a nut shot, though. What's up, Jamie? Hamza Chamov told me he thinks he broke his right hand The first round which made it hard to wrestle In the final two rounds Wow interesting

I may have been Why I didn't engage on the feet Ladies and gentlemen And you were hating on him I was Just google it x-ray over broken hand my friend people believe that shit they just show an x-ray that's my x-ray that criticism was fair though b yeah yeah but if you know you had a broken hand you're seeing a different you know people every now and then

you hear people breaking their dick my buddy broke his dick reverse cowgirl on yeah dude so like and then he just sat in a broke it happens i know a guy was in a wheelchair because his dick. Reverse cowgirl on a dude so like, and then he just sat in a broke. It happens. I know a guy was in a wheelchair because his dick got broken. How long has he been in a wheelchair for? Let me see that x-ray, dog. I would love to see that. How long was he in a wheelchair for?

It was tragic. You're asking detailed questions. It was tragic. It was a tragic. I don't even want to bring up his name or nothing like that. Don't bring up his name. I won't say the name. My buddy broke his dick. It was all from I don't even want to bring up his name or nothing like that. Don't bring up his name. I won't say the name. My buddy broke his dick.

It was all from Reverse Cowgirl. Look at this motherfucker. It was Reverse Cowgirl gone bad. Look at this motherfucker's kicks. This dude is so slick. He's tall, too. Look how he digs in these kicks, too, man. And see how he uses that sidekick?

That's so... Most people don't know how to throw it that way. He throws it so quick when you're in tight that he keeps you off of him. It's like how a lot of guys use a teep, but he's doing it where he can't get hit. When you throw a teep, you might get counted with a right hand. When you throw a sidekick, you're way out of distance. Isn't that round kick to the body? 85.

85. This is 85? It's 85. But his head takes up a lot of that weight. He's a big fella. He has a Mark Hunt head. He's a big fella. His hair, you want to talk about a wig.

Dude, the hair doesn't move. Again, it's a Lego piece. That would be a great, that's a wig. That's a rich man's wig. That's a big wig. Yeah, that's a baller's wig. That's a Gucci, that's like a Dolce & Gabbana wig. Oh, shit.

Oh, damn. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, he got clipped. Bruno Silva's no joke, man. No, shit. Oh, damn. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, he got clipped. Bruno Silva's no joke, man. No, it's a tough fight for your first fight in the UFC on this card. Tough fight. Oh, Bruno caught him again.

Damn, that was good. Who wins this one? The one on the pirate. The one on the pirate. Don't blow it for me, God. You just asked. I shouldn't have told you. I'm sorry, too.

I thought you knew. But you did ask, to be fair. Yeah, but you guys should know. Yeah, you're right. I should say, listen, it's better if you don't know. Yeah, right. Like your kid says, can I open my presents now? No, you got to wait till Christmas.

Yeah, we fucked you. Dude, my son, when I, dude, I made him, I sat him down and I made him watch Rocky one, two, three, four. It's a long day. He was so into it, but he really wanted to know who was gonna win he's like daddy tell me who's gonna win like when rocky was getting that was daddy please tell me who's gonna win i go no you're gonna watch you go dad please tell me please tell me rocky's not gonna lose i go just watch he goes he he wanted to know every goddamn

time mr when mr t fought him the first time. 11. This was a while. It was like five years ago. He forgot about all that shit. So we're going to do Rocky again. Is he doing? He forgot about Rocky.

He forgot who won? I showed him Enter the Dragon. He don't remember. I'm like, oh, we're going to do Enter the Dragon again? He didn't remember? He didn't remember. Because I made him watch. He's 11 now.

And I made him watch it when he was like four and five and six. He don't remember shit. He don't remember because i because i made him watch he's 11 now and i made him watch it was like four and five and six you don't remember you don't remember from those days you could now you look back and like why was i being super nice to this he don't even oh dude check out this see that low kick yeah that's hellish he can kick but he's his hands are no joke either they he's listed as 110, but according to the people that work with him, he's more like 70-0. He's had a shitload of fights. He's a pirate, baby. A lot of them were considered. Look at that hook kick.

Dude, he threw a fucking hook kick. I know, man. It's legit. A lot of the fights that he had were these tournaments. They were considered amateur, even though they were professional fights for whatever reason. That's what they were saying. I don't know what the veracity of that is, but the dude fights. The UFC must recognize it, though, because to give him Silva his first outing, they know

this kid's talented. Yeah. No. Oh, he's talented as fuck. There's plenty of highlight reel footage of him. Look at that front kick to the body, man. People aren't used to that left kick, man. It's just also how quick he whips his legs up there, man.

He's fucking good, dude. And his right leg, too. He throws just as many with his legs up there, man. He's fucking good, dude. He throws just as many with his right. Yeah, he can do anything. He's wicked. Does he throw wheel kicks? Yeah, he throws everything. He throws it all.

He's a wild boy. Look at that question mark kick. Look at that roundhouse kick to the body, man. By the way. Look how fast he's throwing that inside wheel kick. So fucking competing. Oh, well, Bruno Silva went three rounds with Pajero. Yeah, he's no Pajero can't take a peek oh well bruno silva went three rounds of paella yeah he's not paula kate bruno silva's tough as him and paella went to war this is not an easy fight for the pirate no it's a real big high level fight bruno's legit man

and i don't think anybody ever stopped bruno i'm pretty sure he's never been stopped amazing and he's so durable man and he's amazing. And he's so durable, man. And he's a legit striker himself. So this is... Bro, but this guy is... Oh, damn. This guy is so next level. Look at that front kick to the body. He's got a bloody nose off that.

He just keeps them off balance. He's just always not letting them set up. His speed is crazy. His kick is like... I mean, he can throw so many of them. They're like jabs at a distance. He uses it like i mean nobody else in the sport no there's very few guys that throw the kind of intensity and the kind of volume that

he throws with his kicks his distance control is impressive it's very good especially this early he does that look at that front kick to the body does that marching knee thing too look at that man the speed too it's so quick his silver is outside of his leg it's beat up he has his opponent off balance the whole time yeah constantly and there's a jab it's just that switch kick is so quick man everything's so quick look at that hook kick in the head so few people can throw a hook kick oh he gets taken down yeah he got taken down but look at even from his back he's he's him up from his back watch this like Bruno is very very tired here he's been beaten up in this fight Bruno's not like a world-class grappler either so the middleweight

divisions like I the kids good but look at how he's beating him up off of his back watch this it's pretty impressive what he does off his back I mean he's beating him up off of his back. Watch this. It's pretty impressive what he does off his back. I mean, he's actually hurting him off his back. I mean, most of the time when people are off their back in their Atlanta strikes, they're kind of flailing. Unless you're Tony Ferguson. But look at this. He's hitting him fucking hard, man. It all depends what the intention is on the guy on top.

If the guy on top is trying to stay on top, keep it on the ground, then it's easy to throw elbows because they're coming forward. But if they're trying to back out and stand up and throw an elbow, then you stand up again. I think Bruno's exhausted. I think that's part of what's going on here. He's been beaten up and exhausted because he's not offering up a lot of offense. Which makes it easier to throw elbows

for the guy on the bottom. Right. He's not trying to pass. If you don't want to be on the ground, and the guy throws elbows, you just back up and stand up. Yeah. It's so easy. But he doesn't want to stand up,

so he's open for elbows. Or at the very least, try to pass. But I think he's just exhausted. I mean, he got hit with so many body shots. He's getting lit up like a Christmas tree. He is throwing some shit right here. Yeah. Look at those up kicks.

Man. Does this dude, with all the kicks in his arsenal, does he have an upkick oh yeah he's gonna have a kick I haven't seen her like he didn't try to get up there he should have scooted back a Bustamante up kicked that Jerry Bolander yeah one of that or was it George was either well the big one was Henzo and Oleg Tartara. Yeah, that was one. That was a big one. That was another one. But Bolander got hit by Bustamante. Jacare, too. Jacare Musasi was big. When Henzo did it to Oleg, people thought it was lucky.

Like, oh, he just threw a kick off his back. He was lucky. But Henzo was like, dude, we practiced this shit. It's an actual technique. You're on your back and you're fucking throwing kicks. And there's levels to it. And believe it or not, man, Hoist Gracie and Sakuraba 2. People don't even remember that Hoist Gracie fought Sakuraba again.

First one was in Japan. The Pride one went like five hours. We saw the second one. Yeah. But the second one was at the Coliseum. K1. In LA. Hoist Gracie-1. In L.A. Hoyes Gracie, Sakuraba 2.

That was Brock Lesnar's MMA debut. And that's when that one Detroit Lions wide receiver tried to do MMA. Johnny Morton got starched. He got taken out on a stretcher. Who fought him? With a neck brace. The worst case scenario. Everybody's worst case scenario is we're gonna fight MMA worst case

scenario is you get taken out on a stretcher in a neck brace and he was nothing worse than that that happened to Johnny more night that was that night he was out it was a Detroit Lions wide receiver Hall of Fame Johnny Morton Hall of Famer who did he see a kickbox, a black kickboxer who was from Japan, who was a comedian. He was a comedian. There it is. Yeah, that's it. Look how jacked he was. Jesus Christ, that's unnatural.

Tit. Bernard Aka. I don't remember this. He fought a comedian from Japan who was a black dude. Oh, that's right. Remember that set? And he got starched. I don't want to do this. We were hanging out next to Charles Crazy Horse Bennett for the whole fight. Oh, this is it. We got to see this black dude. Oh, that's right. And he got starched. I don't want to do this.

We were hanging out next to Charles Crazy Horse Bennett for the whole fight. Oh, this is it. We got to see this dude. We got to see that dude. That's him. He's a comedian.

He's a Japanese comedian, but he's black. Oh, shit. Yeah, crazy. Johnny Morton was jacked. He went to SC, so it was a big draw, too. Oh, yeah.

Johnny Morton's trying to take him down. This was at the Coliseum K1. Johnny Morton was a football player he's done a forgotten mega mma event totally forgot nobody remembers this event well because you had johnny morton you had brock lesnar's debut it was a look at his knees to the body he's yeah oh we got a clip of the right hand johnny morton was all probie yeah okay what's good Oh, we got a clip of the right hand.

Johnny Morton was all probing. Okay, what's good? Remember, he gets taken out of the stretcher right there. Oh, no. Damn, what was it? Check this out. Right hand. Boom, right hand. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, no, he wasn't. Perfect right hand. Look at that. Coming in. Oh, that's an awful knockout. And there was a lot of NFL players thinking about doing MMA. After this, they all disappeared.

Not me, baby. No, no, they all disappeared not me baby no no they all disappeared this nowhere to go perfect worst case scenario one more time he just didn't he just wasn't boom oh boy that was his one shot left in a neck brace neck brace stretch neck brace stretcher look at that worst case scenario yeah i mean there's a lot of great athletes that could be great mma fighters if they had dedicated their whole life to learn it. But trying to, like, cut the line when you're dealing with striking. Nightmare. And back to that Sakuraba-Hoyce-Gracie fight, too.

The second one, the only reason I thought about that is Hoyce was on his back a lot, and Sakuraba was standing, just like the first fight. And in the first fight, Sakuraba kept standing, Hoyce was on his back, and Sakuraba would standing, just like the first fight. And in the first fight, Sakuraba kept standing, Hoyce was on his back, and Sakuraba would leg kick his thighs. Magomedov taking down the third, too. Look at this. He's going to have a hard time with real wrestlers. In the second fight, Hoyce had some sidekicks from his back. Slow him down a little bit.

He had some awesome... Dude, Hoyce Gracie got some great kicks off his back from the guard He throws sidekicks in front rates a little bit fucked up a soccer. I was that word Yeah, he fucked him up standing with the kids only fight only fight ever in the history of MMA Where the guy on the bottom fuck the guy standing what did he won hoist one because of his? Sidekicks From the guard Joe you got the lighter brother Yeah

I gotta go boys Alright Where you gonna go We're on the same fucking flight No I got a 445 Delta No I thought we're We're on the same flight

No You're on 730 American Yeah You changed yours 445 yeah Delta You gotta leave dude

You have literally Less than an hour To get to the airport How far away is the airport Half hour You gotta be there now Airport's probably 15 minutes You've got to leave, dude. You have literally less than an hour to get to the airport. How far away is the airport? Half hour. You've got to be there now. The airport's probably 15 minutes.

It's F1 weekend. Yeah, but it's F1 weekend. The airport's going to be jammed up. You're fucked. Why did you switch your flight, B, and not tell me? Do you have a car to take you to the airport, or are you taking their car? I don't know. Jesus, Brian.

Why didn't you coordinate? I think it's F1. I don't know. I got carried away. I got into this1 i don't know i got carried away i got into this still on its back look at this i like the podcast i forgot he was on his back so much i was watching so many highlights as a matter of fact i think i left this fight before the third round this dude is spending a lot of time on his back I think I left this fight before the third round. This dude is spending a lot of time on his back. Callan did the old switcheroo. Didn't tell your boy, huh?

All right. Shall we wrap this up? Gentlemen, always a blast. I fucking loved it. Love you guys. Love you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please do. Me and Sam Tripoli, samtripoli.com.

We're coming to St. Louis. We're coming to Indy, Austin, and Dallas. Please do. Me and Sam Tripoli, samtripoli.com. We're coming to St. Louis. We're coming to Indy. Austin and Dallas coming up. samtripoli.com. Thank you. I'll see you guys this weekend, coming weekend at the Chicago Improv and then I got... Schaumburg. Schaumburg Improv. Schaumburg Improv. Great place.

It is something to call in Chicago. It's an hour outside Chicago. Doesn't make sense. It's a little bit outside. I'm in Austin, Nashville. It's an hour outside Chicago. Yeah. Doesn't make sense. It's a little bit outside. I'm in Austin, Nashville. That's January 24th to 27th. Brian Cowan.com for tickets. Let's go. Goodbye, everybody.

We love you. Bye. Bye. Bye.