The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 25, 2014

Episode Date: October 25, 2014

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Brendan Schaub, Ian McCall, Kareem Masarani, Aubrey Marcus, and Whitney Miller to watch the fights on October 25, 2014.

What is the fight? Diego Ferreira... Hold on a second. I'll tell you any minute now, ladies and gentlemen. What's that? How much what? I bet on Ferreira. These motherfuckers are gambling. Diego Ferreira and Benil Darius. I do not know much about these gentlemen.

Benny's a badass. I've had the privilege of rolling with him a few times. Benil. You call him Benny? You call him Benny? And he is the gentleman in the black shorts. Fierro's undefeated. Yeah, I've seen Diego Ferreira fight before.

He's a little monster. He's got very good jiu-jitsu too. Very good jiu-jitsu. Good striking too. He throws hard shots, but good jiu-jitsu, too. Very good jiu-jitsu. Good striking, too. Like, throws hard shots, but nasty jiu-jitsu. A couple years ago, Benny went up against Kron and lost by advantage, I think. But if you saw the fight, if you saw it, you would have seen that the advantage given wasn't a legit advantage. There was a sweep that Benny wasn't given the points to.

Really, really good fight. Real quick, my boy Neil Magny won his fifth straight TKO. Yeah, no shit, right? The gazelle. That's five this year. Five in a row. That's pretty amazing. He's just not as flashy, so a lot of people don't talk about him.

Like you said, you didn't even know who he was. I know who he is. I mean, I barely keep up with anything now. Now I know why. Why is this not on? I'm going to hear him. Check, check, check. There we don't watch. I barely keep up with anything now. Now I know why... Why is this not on? I don't hear him. Check, check, check. There we go.

Check. It wasn't. Oh, I'm sorry. You're saying, Eddie, you don't... You know what? I think that there's a chance that... Now it's really loud. The reason why there's a saturation of the UFC,

I think that was done on purpose so we wouldn't watch anything else. I can barely keep up with the UFC. How the fuck am I going to watch Bellator? No, you know what it is? I'll tell you exactly what it is. There's only a certain amount of fighters. There's hundreds and hundreds of fighters. And if you just let

those dudes just run free, they get scooped up by other organizations. And the reality is there's a lot of fucking top talent out there. There's a lot. If you want to have an organization that has 300 fighters on contract, you've got to have an assload of events. Plus, the idea is just keep spreading this shit everywhere.

Put on fights everywhere. Fight card, international two at a time. When people talk about on the internet all the time, it's a known subject. What's up with the saturation with the UFC? Do you like it? In America, internationally it's growing like In America. Everyone's talking about it.

Internationally, it's growing like a motherfucker. Everyone's talking about it. Internationally, it's like this. America, it's like this. Is it good? Was there a plan to oversaturate? They don't believe it's oversaturating. The spots.

They don't believe it's oversaturating. They're putting on good fights. They're just trying to put on as many fights as they can. I have no compassion. It's tougher for them to get famous. Because of the fighters. Is that true? Look at Conor McGregor. The motherfucker got famous immediately.

Now you're talking about the exception. Neil Magny, we go five years ago, he's 5-0. He's on the front cover of Fighters Only doing shit. It's possible. He wins by decision every time. He just won by TKO tonight. He won his last fight by TKO in Australia.

He was on the roll. We're talking TKO tonight. He won his last fight by TKO in Australia. Did he win TKO tonight? He was on the roll. We're talking about him here. Five in a row. He's got enough skills. He's got great cardio. Well, I'm the only reason we're talking about him is because he was

a trained partner of mine. Other than that, I wouldn't be talking about him. He just blew his ass up. But you know what I'm saying? It's like, how come a guy like him who's been winning,

how come he doesn't get as much attention as a guy like Conor? Yeah, exactly. Like John Fitch. John Fitch was a popular fighter. I mean, it depends. Well, he was successful.

He was a successful fighter. He was still popular, though. He fought for a title. Strong walkout song. But you don't have to be... Very strong. Yeah, very strong. Rusty Chains, come on, son.

Johnny Cash. But he wasn't exciting. So people wanted to see him lose. I like this style because I like to stop it. Well, yeah, that's what I like about it. The style tests people. You know, he's unbelievably tough. He fucking stays on, guys.

He grinds. Dana White said, ooh, let this motherfucker lose. Soon as he lost. Dude, I'm telling you, he's a badass. That's the craziest thing about him is how nasty. This is a good top game, man. Real good balance. Oh, shit.

He trains his stand-up with Rafael. He's awesome. How about Damien Maia, John Fitch's John Fitch? Right? He John Fitch, John Fitch. He John Fitch, John Fitch. Yeah. True.

True. Ferrer's holding onto a leg here. A monkey fucking a football. Stepping over. About a side heel hook. Right there. He won't get caught in that. Ferrer's good, man. Say never, shit. He won't get caught in that. Ferreira's good, man.

Never say never, son. Yeah. His knee is so flexible. All I would go for knee bars, leg locks all day on him. He'd twist out. They'd be twisted so far backwards. For sure send his coach a text right now. That's crazy.

What is up with dudes who have super flexible joints? I don't know. Like Hoyler. I think you're born that way. You remember when Hoyler fought Sakuraba and he had his arm bent way the fuck behind his back? You're for sure born that way. Is that what it is?

Or is it just years and years of jiu-jitsu? Is it like starting as a baby? I think jiu-jitsu helps. Like Eddie, you're so flexible down there. Don't you think you were born that way? Were you over flexible? Were you born flexible? I disagree.

Everybody was born flexible. You look stiff walking in. You were not born flexible. I am not flexible. You look super stiff walking in. I'm with you. I think all babies are born flexible, but some just keep using it, and some don't use it, and they lose it. It's about how you grow up.

You don't use it, you lose it. We got to be real careful about not talking over each other. Sorry. And for me, I used to bite my toenails with my feet. That was my bad habit. I did too. But that kept the flexibility while all the kids started running. That's so disgusting.

I did the exact same thing when I was a kid. That's so fucking disgusting. And that was the key to the rubber guard. Oh, God. Being a disgusting toe sucker. I would do it in private, though. I don't do it anymore. You just did it.

I had to make sure my mom, because our doors don't have locks. You have to make sure your mom's not going to walk down. Were both hands on your feet? I'd bite my toenails. Flexibility. You're saying what you're beating on. Flexibility is something you can achieve. Think about the flexibility.

That a lot of people don't work hard enough at. I turned into this son. I agree with that joke. At the same time, some guys are freakish Joe. But at the same time, that's a little bit freakish. Some guys are freakishly. Yeah, but he's been doing it forever, though. I'm not that flexible. It's not like explosive.

It's not like that. That's a different animal. Listen, Brandon. Anybody can get flexible if you stretched. Rubber guard, kick to the head. Everybody knows that. When you walk into a kickboxing school, you can't kick to the head. Dude, look at this fucking... This guy, Benny, is badass, man. And eventually, you'll be able to kick to the head. Everybody knows that. When you walk into a kickboxing school, you can't kick to the head. Dude,

everybody knows you gotta work on your stretcher. This guy, Benny, is badass, man. And eventually, you'll be able to kick to the head. He's the real deal. Dude, that fucking shot was sweet.

You roll with that guy, he just doesn't quit. It's for Zink. It's supposed to be. He's good, isn't he? Oh, yeah. He's undefeated in the UFC. You know what I think, man?

I think there's people that just don't put in the effort and they just accept the fact that they're not flexible. Remember that dude that we had, the big football player guy who got stupid flexible over the course of a year? Yeah, he had terrible flexibility. He wouldn't stop stretching, and he got mad flexible in a year. He was like a soldier.

Some people get to load. The goal is to get to load. He was huge. He was built like you. He was a giant dude. He was like 250. We used to call it riding the bull when we would fucking roll with that guy. He was super athlete. giant dude he's like 250 we used to call it riding the bull when we would roll with that guy and you were going to take him under your wing and and you hooked him up with a kickboxing

trainer and he came up to him and said hey i can't kick to the head man i don't know what to do what would you tell him retire you don't know he's the pessimism of doom. Exactly. Exactly. Oh! Oh, damn! I would say beat it, nerd. Benny just cracked him with that knee. Dude, he was dominating him on the ground, too. I was really surprised by how he took him down and then got his back and was hanging on to him. Where's this kid from?

He's beating him. He started with... On the mic, son. He started with Bruno Mamouth. It was Half Gracie. Nice. Half Gracie makes a lot of killers. Yeah. He's got a lot of killers up there in Northern California. He had Cameron Earl up there.

He had a lot of dudes up there, right? David Terrell. He's out of there. Dave Camarillo. Dan Camarillo. Animals. Animals up there. Animals.

Animals up there, dude. Gumby. Scott Nelson. Well, Half was mad at BJ when BJ left and went to Nova Uniao, right? Remember that? Called him a traitor. I don't know the details of that. Yeah, hopefully they worked it out.

I'm talking about the one in... Nice body kick. Off Tustin. Anaheim Hills. Oh, whose teach is there? Bruno Mamouli. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

But he also trains with Rafael hafael now at uh kings oh okay hafael cordero yeah he's a good guy man yeah he's a sweetheart yeah i've tattooed him and his wife a bunch of times oh you're a tattoo artist yeah yeah yeah he better be otherwise he just said something vulgar fucking a dude and his wife could have been a weird night but you got to keep that shit quiet. Yeah, for sure. Fuck a dude and his wife. I tattooed him and his wife. Private information. You gotta fucking be a little shy about that.

Hey, do you guys party? That'd be great. Do you tattoo ours? Absolutely not. She had no idea what that meant, and we were by ourselves at a club in Tahoe, and some couple comes up all coked out of their gourd. You guys party? She's like, oh yeah, she's like, you wanna have to have fun and I'm like no no no We don't we don't party. Yeah, that's a different Yes

50 with just just perfect just perfect cement tits like five-year-old tits with a tiny little dress on Never works Like five-year-old tits with a tiny little dress on. I was going to say, one with a trade-off never works. It never works either. And then, of course, 30 minutes later, we look up at another table, and they have swapped another couple with women on each other's laps. Of course. And she's not mad at that. I'm not mad at that.

Cocaine makes things happen. It does. It just does. But why is it the ugly ones you want to switch up? It's fucking strong. Because they don't give a fuck, dude. When I was in Tampa, I was doing stand-up in Tampa, and they were all ugly. There was like 40 of them, this couple.

20 on each side. 20 guys, 20 girls. And they were all swingers. And they wanted to take us to a swinger place. It was me and Maddie Kirsch. And we were like, what? Look at you fucking monsters. It's like that scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

when Hunter Thompson's on acid. He's checking into the hotel, and the lizards are fucking blood on the floor. Tell me about the golf shoes! One of the best scenes ever. One of the best scenes ever. I think when you're fucked up and you're old and you're a swinger, you're just a mess.

You'll just fuck anybody. Anybody's fucking. They just put lipstick on. Good, you're fucked up and you're old and you're a swinger, like, you're just a mess. You'll just fuck anybody. Anybody's fucking, they just put lipstick on, good, we're good, we're good. Yeah, for sure,

pile driving my wife. Yeah, you've been with her for 30 years, son. She doesn't want to fuck this right now. You should do a mandingo

here. It comes to a point where, you know, there's like 10 years where you might be thinking about it but you won't

pull the trigger. But after, after like 20 years, like, dude, bang shit out of her, dude, if that means I can fuck someone else, hell yeah.

I can fuck anybody else. All I got to do is let people, all I got to do is let her bang other dudes. It's old. Fuck yeah. That's how swingers get started. It's a bunch of dudes, a bunch of dudes are sick of banging their wives. That's tough. There's Rafael Codero, the original coach of Shitty Books-fail codeo. The original code should be in the books.

You get to keep your wife and have sex with other women. You heard about the key party? Well, all you got to do is let her bang on the dude. Do tell. Yeah, they used to do those in the 70s, right? You think about it. 15 years, 20 years. In a pile.

You know what I mean? Hey, you guys don't have headphones on, right? So you don't realize what a clusterfuck this is. No, yeah, we don't have headphones. You guys, there's two separate conversations going on at the exact same time. I'm talking about a key party, sex party. There's two separate conversations going on at the exact same time. I'm talking about a key party, sex party.

He's talking about a swingers party. It's a swingers party. They would all throw keys into a bucket and whoever got, you know, you just pick

whichever person you're going home with. Well, you better make sure it's a good looking party. Yeah. Well, if you pull the keys to some big warlock like, yeah.

Tough, tough action. Tough break. Tough life. Hopefully it hurts her pussy and she doesn't want anymore of that. Oh. She goes back to your regular dick. I'd act sick. Act sick when you look at that.

Cha-pow. Who's that? Cha-cha-cha. Oh, damn. They got someone with boot tags. That's a Brazilian girl. Damn. I have to have an ass to be a Brazilian.

I think Jenny Andrade. She was octagonal. We haven't seen that since Allie. She's built correctly. Remember Allie? That's true. Yes, I do. So Ferreira has a mouse on that left eye, man.

Like seven years ago? Yeah, she had a beautiful body. Damn, and a face. Look at his left eye, man. He caught a bunch of shit in that round, right? Didn't he get tackled? That's a good deal. A couple of knees. Nice. good fucking leg kick, too.

Nice. Good defense, too, man. Oh, he came over the top there. But that was a lot of energy and not a lot of results. That was a flurry, yeah. Good defense. And he landed a vicious fucking leg kick right before that flurry. Those kicks are way too slow.

Powerful, Ian. Ian McCall. Hummingbird-like speed. These guys might be a little fatigued. Yeah, well, Ferreira just went over a big charge. And Darush, how do you say his last name? Darush. Darush?

He blocked most of that. Nice. He is nice. The cardio on these guys is fucking incredible. Incredible. Ooh, nice knee to the body by Ferreira. Ferreira.

How do they keep going? The pulsing, breathing country of Brazil behind him. Those are so important. Those moments, right? In the scramble and a takedown

to the guy who lands the hard shots. Yeah. Like especially those hard knees to the body. If you could time it just right. Right in the fucking Because you know, right?

Yeah, you know there's going to be that opening. You know there's going to be that brief window to get something in. Scrambles everything. Scrambles a lot, man. Everything, at a high level. And it tells who is in really tip-top shape and fucking is really driven and wants it, and who's looking to take a little bit of a break.

Who's looking to maybe not push as hard to capitalize on those moments, because those moments are going to gas you. If you're tired already, it's a mad scramble and there's that pause. Do I take a breath here? Or boom, do I fire the shot? And at a high level in those scrambles, you're going to have this small window to attack your guy. Yeah.

You're never too good, man. Anderson Silva, Stefan Bonner, there's in that scramble, he landed that fucking vicious knee to the body and that was it. Most submissions you see at a high level Are during the scramble Yeah and when guys have that good pointy fucking knee to the body You know who's got a really good one? Cowboy Cowboy's got a beautiful one off that left leg

He keeps guys from coming in As you're charging in He's pawing at you with a jab And you come to close that distance And he catches you with that body knee Boom! Overeem's got a vicious one too Josh Brown's ain't bad either it's not bad dude over him

is just it seems like he's just having the hardest time taking punches these days it's just not the same guy wherever they hit in his face too it hurts it just puts him out it's crazy well that one against ben rothwell and i never defend roth or uh over him ever because he's done so much steroids however um when when he fought Ben Rothwell, he got hit behind the ear. So people are like, oh, his chin's out of control. When a 265-pound man

hits you behind the ear, it's going to fuck you up, man. It just is. So I don't think it's a matter of a chin in that fight. Look at Cain Velasquez. Takes bombs. Junior caught him right behind the ear. And he just went down. It wobbles you. They're not out, but they're wobbling and they get TKO'd.

Yeah, I just feel like you go back to Overeem versus Brock Lesnar, and you are looking at maybe the scariest fucking heavyweight of all time. Right? I 100% agree. Dude, just 263. He weighs in at 263, And he looks like a goddamn cartoon. He does. And he looks like a Greek statue.

Yeah. It just doesn't even look like a real human. I can't respect that, though, man. Now give all of us the same supplements he was on. Let's see what's up. That's what I'm proposing. I'm proposing everybody get on steroids. I'm tired of this nature bullshit, bro.

Why don't we all go back to not training? What the fuck are we doing? No one's trying to get better? I'm talking about everybody being on steroids. Fuck it. Let's just do this. Bullshit, bro. Why don't we all go back to not training? What the fuck are we doing? No one's trying to get better? We all go. Yeah, I'm talking about everybody being on steroids. Fuck it. Let's just do this. I'm kidding, ladies and gentlemen.

Please don't make this a fucking main page article on one of your goofy fucking online MMA websites and pretend I'm being serious. No, I don't believe that everybody should be on steroids. We're drinking. You said it, so it's too late. I would like to say that on a broadcast, though. Fuck it, everybody get on steroids. Obviously, I do.

You're chilling. Hell yeah. It worked in pride. It's fucked up, man. Like, Vanderlei Silva is banned for life. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's fucked up.

But he's done for the sport, too. Crazy. Unbelievable. Ridiculous. You can't run from a drug test, but I can't support that so spend them for a year here You spend it for a year without even testing them. I'm a hundred percent down with that It sends a very clear message the guy can't earn money fighting for a year He's got to go and do seminars all that's oh oh for a ride that same. I to his hand was on the mat

He went down. No, he was touching it. He was touching it. He just touched it. He just set it down. I saw it. His eyes are already swollen up. But I just think that a year, man, a year is a good... He wasn't touching it.

A year, maybe $100,000 fine if you want to make it steep. Wow, that's steep. Well, he got 60 grand anyway, right? Brandon. Your boy, fucking Benny, that's how you say it? Benny. Benny Darush? Darush, yeah. He's a bad motherfucker

And this is his first UFC fight How many other fights has he had I think he's got like 4 or 5 No Last year I was at an event And he was on a smaller show He's the headliner of a smaller show Yeah he's done 4

This is his 4th one In the UFC Yeah You're wrong Yeah, he's done four. This is his fourth one. In the UFC? Yeah. Yeah. You're wrong. Damn. Sir, you are dead wrong.

He lost once to Ramsey. Now that everyone's getting both. Wow, he got KO'd by Ramsey? I mean, I'm so impressed with this guy, man. I'm surprised that Ramsey got him. What's his overall record? How many has he won? Good question. He is 6-8-1-0. 8 oh eight one and oh so ramsey's the only

got to beat him wow and i'm fucking super oh sorry brother sorry catch though doug what do you now dude my reflexes are still getting busted with steroids there's new tests everyone's getting busted do you think uh very few guys are doing steroids now? I think it makes it tougher. But listen, professional sports, it's part of the game. Whether you're in the Olympics, NFL, NBA, it's part of the game. You don't think there's steroids right before this podcast? Just so I can be up for it. How many fighters do you think,

that there's like 10 UFC fighters that just got off it because they didn't want to get busted and now? Quite a bit. Ian? I wish I knew, man. I think so. They got off? I think that, you know, there's off it because they didn't want to get busted and now... Quite a bit. Ian? I wish I knew, man. I think so. They got off? I think that, you know, there's...

Even before they got busted? I think some guys were just getting off to get off because that's, like you said, that was part of the game. A lot of fucking people do steroids in every sport.

Like, I mean, you go to any sport... What percentage do you think it is, personally, in MMA? MMA? Maybe... Maybe turn the... Sorry, I got distracted. Betch Kordech. Yeah, in MMA. MMA, maybe... Sorry, I got distracted. Betch.

Yeah, Betch. She's a beast, man. She is. She throws bombs. She fought in Sacramento, too. She's got those tree trunk legs, man. I'd say 50% of UFC fighters don't do steroids. I think it depends on weight class.

Yeah, it's true. What do you think most of the steroids is prominent? Oh, yeah, we bet on it. 85? Yeah. 205? Why would you say that? I'm curious, actually, like, why the weight class has an issue with life.

Why that would be. I mean, look at the guys. If you just look at people who have been caught, it's usually the heavier weight class. Yeah, that's true. When that Ali Bagatinov got caught, that Russian dude on EPO, what the fuck? You're 125 pounds. What are you doing taking EPO? He's going with Mighty Mouse and his game is very kinetic. I don't give a fuck.

If you don't have the cardio at 125 pounds, you gotta take EPO. For sure, just go do something else. You know what it is, though, man? I think it's first fight that he's fighting five rounds. Probably worried about that. And also, he's very physical. Everything he does, like... 100%.

Where Mighty Mouse is loose as fuck. It's very technical. everything he does like 100 where mighty mouse is loose as fuck i know i hear it i hear you i get all this these are all great points you're 125 pounds no you're right you're right you have cardio four days you're right look what you do and i don't give a fuck if you're 300 pounds or 200 pounds or what you're not supposed to cheat okay so he cheated he fucked up he did a bad thing and he cheated and when you're cheating supposed to cheat. So he cheated, he fucked up, he did a bad thing. And when you're cheating, it's not just that everybody's doing it. Here's the deal. You're going to be able to do damage that you wouldn't have been able to do. Let's just be honest.

Your opponent is going to suffer. If you cheat, the reality is it's not like football. It's not like you're getting across a line quicker. You're going to land shots that you wouldn't have been able to land. I mean, all speculation aside about individuals that we can see pre and post getting popped move there's plenty of examples to draw from we don't need to talk about any of them but the reality is they're they're bad because your opponent can get hit when they might not be getting hit but this is the problem it's the training like vitor belfort spinning

yeah you'll kick well if he's on steroids he he's going to be able to practice that, what, 500 times more? 1,000 times more? It's going to be in his wheelhouse now, you know what I'm saying? Now it's in his book of tools. What was crazy is he didn't have to be on steroids. He got legal testosterone, which is so squirrely. The fact that

they allowed that for so long is so squirrely. Look, the shit works. especially when you're on like vitor leverage vitor had 1475 was his blood level a normal person's like 600 that's like a healthy man if yeah not in training yeah when you're in training you're worn the fuck out you're beat down man 200 300 yeah so when you're jacked up like that You're beat down, man. 200, 300. Yeah. So when you're jacked up like that, yeah, man, you can make some gains.

You can make some shit happen. He looks like a welterweight now. I love Vitor. I've trained with Vitor, a good guy. He looks like a welterweight now. It's insane. You can't count him out, though.

You see him at the weigh-ins. You cannot count him out. Hell no. You can't count him out. His fucking striking is nasty. He's kicking you in the fucking head. Yep. His striking is nasty. What if he goes down the fucking head. Yep. His striking is nasty.

What if he goes down really easily? Well, that would be rough. People are going to be afraid to get off steroids. Well, they'll drop weight class. They're going to just say, I'm going to stay on. If I get off, I'm going to get crushed. So I'm going to stay on. He's in trouble, man, because Weidman's not on that shit, and Weidman is a fucking monster.

He's a beast. He's a horrible matchup, even if he was on steroids. He's a horrible matchup. And now you on steroids. He's a horrible matchup. And now you've been fighting on steroids. You're off of them. And you've got to fight five rounds with Kiswine. There's any guys that are on steroids but they're really, really vocal about being anti-steroid? You think there's guys like that out there?

For sure. Because most guys that are on, they just probably don't. You know what that's like, man? They just don't comment. That's like gay dudes who are anti-gay preachers. They always exist. Exactly. If you see a preacher that's like, You who are anti-gay preachers they always exist exactly have you seen a preacher that's like you gotta stop these homosexuals they're running around having ass sex and creating ebola those motherfuckers those motherfuckers are almost

all like cut give me a dick quick have you seen the African? Oh yeah Oh my god They eat the poo poo Eat the poo poo Oh my god He sticks his fist In his anus It's so awful

Like oh well Makako man Look at that Makako's in this dude's corner Makako's still rocking it After all these years Makako knocked out Jacare

In Jacare's first MMA fight Man Damn That dude's been all round He had wars with Pele Back when Pele was the fucking man, when Pele was the shoot-the-box man. Pele brought in Anderson Silva, apparently. Yeah.

That's the word. He was a badass back then. Fuck yeah, he was. Remember when he knocked out Matt Hughes, that flying knee? Goddamn, Pele was, he had vicious Muay Thai. Vicious. Is that Drake? Jake.

No, that's not Drake. Jake, his name is Lucas Martins. Both of these both of these guys are tough as shit. Darren Elkins is just fucking country tough. Straight country tough. He's one of those dudes you fucking, you meet him in some dirty honky

tonk with sawdust on the floor. Come on, man. You want to go do this? You want to go fucking do this outside? I'll be right back. I'm going to knock this fucking dude out. First pump, hit him on the floor. Come on, man. You want to go do this? You want to go fucking do this outside? I'll be right back. I'm going to knock this fucking dude out. First pump, hit him in the forehead. Your hand breaks. He smiles at you.

You came out to that country song. You still want to do this? You broke your hand, didn't you? Doesn't get tired. Takes bombs. But he's got to fight Drake. Yeah, I know. Drake makes shit rhyme really good.

25 sitting on 25 mil. He's a good wrestler, too. Those wrestlers, man, guys who have that background in fucking amateur wrestling are so used to torture. I went to a wrestling room the other day.

My kickboxing coach, training partner, Romeo Danza, he's got a handful of titles and shit. His daughter is a freshman, and we're sitting at the pool, and the bell rings, and we're like,'s got a handful of titles and shit. His daughter is a freshman and we're sitting at the pool and the bell rings and he's like,

oh, this is a wrestling practice and I was like, what? A freshman at the fucking high school. So I'm like, we're going to the room.

I'm going there and check all these fucking kids and I realized why I'm so fucked up. It's wrestling. That's what fucked up your head? Oh, it just made me crazy.

Sitting in some hot ass room fucking getting tortured and getting beat up. My coach was a world champion at 17 from Iran, and then he left. He left the country and then couldn't wrestle in the Olympics, which he probably would have won because he didn't have his green card. Wow. So he would bring in all these super badasses to just kick the shit out of me my whole high school career.

They have a deep, deep background in wrestling, man. They fucking tortured me. Iran is's just remember the iron chic yes i had him in a car legit i'm not kidding you. He was a world-class amateur wrestler. I interviewed him for like an hour. I don't want that. He's a good dude, man. He came on stage with me in Toronto. I did this weed show in Toronto. They do this show.

It's like the underground comedy show. They do it in a weed store. And the weed store is like a bong shop in the front and a comedy club in the back. And you go into the back, and you can't see 10 feet in front of you you are in the clouds man i'm not joking it's ridiculous it's the worst hot box ever no ventilation whatsoever every now and then again they open up the back door so nobody dies that's it there's no air in the room you're breathing in weed you're breathing in weed breathing out weed it's the whole room is filled with weed And the Iron Sheik was in there Getting high as fuck And he came on stage

While I was up there He came in And he fucking There's a video of it online It's hilarious Of me and him Just talking on stage But yeah

Iranians So imagine me at 15, 16 Cut weight In a fucking sauna And I have some 40 year old Iranian dude Massaging me, rubbing my back

in a credit card down all my sweat. People look at us like, what the fuck? Why is that man making that little boy sweat? Scratching that little boy. Hey, sir, you can't buy him that way. He'd be muttering to me in Farsi. You can't just scan him, sir.

Cash only, sir. Cash only. If you want to fuck him, you're going to have to hold him down. Oh, and I realized the same 24-hour fitness we always went to in Aliso Viejo was a gay hangout. Holla. This is getting real. Eddie and I worked out at 24-hour fitness, and there was this dude who was the manager there. He was a cool guy. We used to talk to him, and they had sent him over from the Santa Monica place.

He was like a real personable, real friendly guy, like, you know, real easy to like. And so the Santa Monica place brought him in because they needed to get that place cleaned out

because it had basically become just a fuck house. Yeah. They'd have to close the showers an hour to hose them down There's cum everywhere Maybe cum and condoms More cum

My buddy ended up working That's how I found out My buddy ended up working at the same place And they used to have to trap dudes Gay dudes that were fucking in the sauna and stuff And rape them That's how people die, bro. For real.

Don't trap me in a sauna and make me fuck my way out. Hey, bro, what's the line of the night? Because I will do it, sir. I will do it. Are you ready? Are you ready? You better let me out of here, man. Today, it's just going to happen, bro.

That's a fucking great quote Somebody has to take a picture of you With a meme Don't make me fuck my way out of here Underground get out of here Underground make a meme of that please Just a blurred out line Oh shit that's funny

Holy shit that's funny Don't make me fuck my way out of here His dude was such a good guy And he was telling us that basically Don't make me fuck my way out of here The horror on the attendant's face This dude was such a good guy And he was telling us that basically the gay guys Had just had a run of the place They were just dominating the place Because it was all them

And they realized I don't think there's any men straight here And they went fuck it Rock out with their cocks out And I guess they probably had some gay managers And they had to clean that shit up And they brought in our friend I had to work out there once The gym brought in our friend. I had a workout there once, the gym that I normally worked out,

they closed it for filming and I was with Larry. This was back in the Larry days. And Larry goes, dude, let's just fucking go to the West Hollywood one. I go, dude, I'm not going to the West Hollywood one.

I've never been there. You just hear the stories. I heard these stories. And then, but I had to get that workout in and then he talked me into it. I go, fuck it. Let's just go in there real quick. Let's get our I had to get that work out and then he talked me into it. I go, fuck it, let's just go in there real quick.

Let's get our chest on and get the fuck out. I swear to God, I was standing there, me and Larry, we're working on, you know, we're like benching

like a 45 player on each side and a guy next to me had nothing. Just had the ball. Just dicks everywhere? And he asked me, you know, he just asked me,

he goes, what is this for? He caught me off guard. He goes, it's for your chest and your pecs. He got me. asking what is this for your chest your packs why does it make my butt want to be filled just for your chest okay fuck it just sounds like they're having a good time and someone fucking hated on the business niche right percent well

there was that's one straight dude who worked out there that lived next door. He was like, this is ridiculous. He was getting his dick sucked in the sauna. I live right up the street. This is bullshit. This is my fucking home gym. I was looking at this apartment. There's a gym right next door. The guy's from Wisconsin.

Doesn't know shit about fucking Santa Monica Boulevard. That's ridiculous. Everybody here looks really fit. I guess I'm in a fit community. Everyone's walking around with jean shorts on. Cut off jean shorts. Cut off jean shorts. Cut off jean shorts. Rollerblading in jean shorts might be the gayest thing ever.

There's a million milkshakes right here. You have to be sucking a dick while you're rollerblading to make it gayer. Darren Elkins. Probably happened. Yeah, it's happened for sure. Someone sucked a dick while rollerblading. 100%. 100%.

There's probably been a dude that was mounted on a dude's face like he's doing a flying triangle. While they were rollerblading. And the guy was stomping his face while they were rolling down Venice Boulevard. It's probably happened. In all the years that there have been blowjobs and rollerblades, it's for sure happened. What percentage of flights, domestic flights, have gay sex going on in them? 1%. I'd say 60%.

No, dude. All the stewardesses are gay. They're all gay. You know that. 60%. Stewards or stewardesses? You know what I'm saying? Which ones?

Because I got checked in one time. Come on. That's got to... They love fucking anonymous. Like, you know what? If we were all gay, we would all be into the same shit. If guys were guys... This room would all be into the same shit. If guys were guys. This room would be a mess.

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We can't because we've got to have chicks. Chicks ain't down for that kind of stuff. That's not all of them, my man. That's not all of them. There's a few freaks a week out there. Yeah, there's a couple. That's made shit unusual. You ever see my Instagram, my man?

Crackheads don't count. You ever see my Instagram? There's a few gals out there that just don't follow the rules. And a lot of women get very upset at that. Don't follow the rules? A lot of women get very upset at them. Why are there going to be rules? I don't think.

I'm with you, buddy. I'm not trying to cock-pock here. I'm just trying to let you know how the gals are looking at it. They're like, one of these bitches is fucking ruining the curve. That's why when legalized prostitution moves into a country Chicks just get married like look. We just got to lock this down Legalized prostitution with the overall consensus of women You gotta be worried.

They're on forums and shit. What does this mean? Big Brown's gonna be single as fuck. Do you understand? Like, some girls don't even care. Like, I don't care. He goes, don't you see what this means? Dude, start calling less and working more. They're not gonna need us anymore.

I'd be like the Debo of whores. They just, I'd walk up, they'd be like, god damn it. Like, they do not wanna see me. How come you haven't called me in days? Give me your chain. Working like crazy. Girls have zero power in countries where prostitution's legal. It's true.

Like, in Argentina, they have zero power. There's nothing. Yeah, well, that's how it works in those conquering countries. That's what it was like back in the Genghis Khan days. Feminism is what's keeping prostitution illegal. Because if it became illegal, we would just block them all on Twitter. We'd never have to hear a word of it.

They'd be like, yeah, keep yapping over there. Why are feminists listening to your shit? Because I got talked shit to for a while by some gay feminists. You know what, man? Last time I was under a family, I'm a homophobe or something. I am not.

No, you're not a homophobe. I'm not into anybody who's only into one gender. Oh, look at this. He's trying to go with the ninja choke right there from the top. Right there. Look at that.

Couldn't quite get it around. He had his elbow in front of it instead of behind it. You know what I feel like, man? I'm not into dudes who are into men's rights either. Guys who identify themselves as really being...

He's going for it again on the other side, Eddie. Guys who are really into men's rights. Who's into men's rights? What do you mean? What do you mean? There's groups. Men's rights have people.

No way. I was insulted by a feminist come on she called me an mra and i didn't i didn't even had a conversation with her she misconstrues my point i'm not a men's right i didn't even know what an mra was so i had to look it up i thought it was like one of those meal packages you get when you're in the army mre yeah but it was a um it's a fucking bomb that hasn't been exploded. It was a fucking men's rights advocate. And I went, no way. Is that what she's saying?

And then I'm like, wow, how ironic is it that a feminist would be mocking a guy who's into male rights? Like, are you telling me that men don't have any? Like, what does that mean? Men don't deserve rights? Like, how could you be mocking someone? Oh, you're one of those dumb, dumb MREs. That really confused me. Or MRAs.

Because some of the shit they say. Just make sure you fucking get out of here. of those dumb dumb MREs or MRAs. That really confused me because some of the shit they say. Somebody make the meme already. The kid's looking very sexy in that picture. Tell you what, a real cutie pie. It's a good day on camera. Stud muffin. Look perfectly bronzed.

Yeah man, you know, I think that a lot of feminists they are feminism is women who identify themselves with being a feminist and as soon as you start doing that it becomes like a thing you do like i'm in the cause that's the thing yeah i'm in the fucking i love bowling for sure find something else to do like you know feminist blogger okay well you know i like to play pool well that's how they identify well yeah it sort of segregates, too. Now it creates it's like you're trying to like break that wall down Now you're creating a wall. I think we need to do shit like that, you know, or it lets you know to not hang out with her It's too much work No boyfriend, no guy's gonna put up with this shit. Yeah, there's guys that are gonna put up with it. Fuck you, there's no guys

No guy I know. No guy I know. There's a lot of social what they call social justice warriors These social justice warriors. Yeah, white knights. But there's a lot of social, what they call social justice warriors. These social justice warriors. Yeah, white knights. Fucking douchebags. It's all men that, you know, under normal circumstances would starve to death. They would, if we were all in hunting parties, we would be limping back there. We'd send them.

People would be like, I should be fucking eating them. Something bad would happen. Fucking them or eating them. You'd be fucking them. I'd be eating them. You want to eat a dude? Back in the day, the Spartan days, they would raid those cities. Alright, fine, I'll fuck em with ya. They'd fuck some dudes and eat em.

Aubrey, can I ask Aubrey a question? About Stevia? Maybe it's a different thing. I just wanna ask you this question. Stevia, good or bad? It's good, right? It's good. Why isn't, why isn't, uh, vitamin water, cause they use Stevia, why ain't they blasting that?

For some reason, no one knows they use Stevia. They always use Stevia. But they use Stevia, and then they use something else. They use a bunch of sugar, too. They use other stuff, too. But they use Stevia, but you would think that they would blast it. I don't know. You've got to ask 50 Cent, man. We're missing a good fucking fight, man.

You've got to ask 50 Cent. It's a sweet one, for sure. Isn't that weird? I don't know what they're saying. Why wouldn't they be blasting it? Yeah. It's not good for you. He's got it on good shots, man.

Yeah. No, well, he's landed. He can take it, man. That's part of the style. Yeah. No he bull he's landed. He can take it man That's part of the slime. Oh that head wobbly rocked him and that was behind the ear to Oh on the chin with that one He's just so damn tough man. So hard to finish that dude That was why I was so impressive when he he lost to Mendez Mendez lit him up man Mendez look like a monster in that fight. Who's taking Mendes? Anyone taking Mendes in here? I'm taking Mendes.

I like your guy's style. I like your guy's style, he says. He's a little bit like a drag racer, though. He's just going to fucking... Well, so is Aldo, by the way. Aldo's a three-round motherfucker, and the last two rounds, Ricardo Lamas was on top of him, beating his ass

in that fifth round. That's reality. The thing is, they say all the strides he's made, which don't get me wrong. He has, but he's not TJ. He's not going to move like that and beat... He has more power, I feel like, though. He definitely does, but I just don't... I think Aldo's too good. And I think Aldo has always been better than Barau anyways.

Technically, because he's so precise. Barau's a little more wild and good. They're both awesome, but I think that I don't think... He's more accurate. Yeah, I don't think Chad can beat Aldo. He could be anybody, but I don't think he's going to. I just think that he doesn't move like TJ. He's not going to outstrike Aldo,

which I think he thinks he's going to. He's got Master Splinter in his corner, though. It's true. I was wrong about TJ. I thought TJ was going to get beat up. So I was wrong there. What do thought TJ was going to get beat up. So I was wrong there. What do you think about fucking Dominic Cruz? God damn, did he look like a beast.

Proud of him, man. Oh, my bad. You want this, Steven? Bro, I brought in Daniel Cormier to my camp. Yeah, I saw the photo. Yeah, and he brought in Dominic Cruz with him. Dominic's trying to show us his footwork. He's like, Sean, this is what you got to do.

Show me in D.C. Like, real quick, man. You're way smaller than us. That stuff, it's just not going to fit in our wheelhouse, my man. Gustafsson's trying to do that shit. Travis moves a lot like that. I guess. I guess.

Yeah, that's like saying, I throw a right hook like Mike Tyson. Yeah, we both throw right hooks. You know what I'm saying? It's like, geez, man. Gustafsson's pretty good at that Dominic Cruz thing. He's all right. Oh. I mean, it's a far cry from the original.

Dominic Cruz took it to another Dominic Cruz level the other day, though. Dude, another level. Maybe that's the new one. I've never been so happy for another fighter that I don't train with. I was so happy for him. That kid showed zero hesitation, too. He came out guns blazing. Just guns blazing. What a tough guy, too. That's no big one. Fuck, yeah. Mitsugaki can hesitation too. He came out guns blazing. Just guns blazing.

Tough guy too. That's no cakewalk, man. He's a beast. I know Uriah finished him, but he got his back and choked him. And, you know, Mitsugaki's just not the same kind of grapple Uriah is. Oh, damn. Bro, bringing DC into the camp. Nice. Monster. Look at that fucking combo. Monster, Joe.

Yeah, I'm sure. Where's your camp at? It's here, LA. I'm based in LA. So what is it like working out with him? How's his knee? His knee's 100%. He rehabbed it? Yeah.

It's this pressure he brings. I've never seen anything like it. Never. I've trained with a ton of guys. That's Kane. Dude, the pressure just keeps coming. Keeps coming. Keeps coming.

That's him and Kane, man. Those guys both look like two werewolves. Yep. Who keeps coming? Just fucking attacking each other. DC, Korm just keeps coming. Keeps coming. Keeps coming. That's him and Kane, man. Those guys both are two werewolves. Yep. Who keeps coming? Just fucking attacking each other. I brought Corman in for my camp, and he's a monster. You ever watch them spar? No, I wish.

I would love to see that. I've seen some videos of them spar. It is goddamn ridiculous. I bet. What kind of war? Just war. Chaos. Punching stuff.

Beating each other shitless. Well, they have the same style. They have the same style. No one wants to give ground. The same style, and both guys are going 100%. I mean, they are fucking going to war. And I wonder about that, man. I don't, you know, there's, obviously,

you can't fuck with the results. Kane is the best heavyweight next to Fedor ever, right? I mean, there's Fedor and him, and that's it. Easily. And I would love to see the two of them together. Who knows what the fuck would have happened. You know, who knows? If you watch the two of them together. Who knows what the fuck would have happened. Who knows? If you watched the two Junior Dos Santos fights since the first fight, you wouldn't think

that Junior could knock him out. But Junior knocked him out. Anything can happen. Fedor was a wrist-taking motherfucker. Fedor, he would get wild on your ass. Fucking bricks on the end of his arm. Bricks. Throw.

Through those casting punches. Yeah. He was never scared. Never scared. That guy, the way he weighed it in. Never scared. So that guy could... I mean, he literally could have beaten anybody, he was never scared. Never scared. That guy, the way he waded in, never scared. So that guy could, I mean, he literally could have beaten anybody when he was at his best. But you look at Kane's injuries, it's kind of like.

Yeah. Well, he keeps beating the shit out of his body, man. There you go. They're going 100%. They're going 100%, man. I've done my sparring down in my career. I'm 30 now, and I'm old old but i've just been fucking injured a lot well there's a lot of people to think that the sparring is one of the unnecessary aspects of

strength and conditioning that people overdo because you're so you're beating each other up so much and there's so much trauma that you if you just there's you reach a point of diminishing returns like yeah are you tough yeah can you mentally deal with it because you're dealing with a regular basis yes but could you be two percent better if you didn't do that could you be three maybe five i don't think you can take it completely out but you can't you can't take completely nope no way no chance you can do like uh manny pacquiao spars only the last four weeks of camp uh really we only spar the last six weeks of camp i do eight week camp we only spar the last six weeks of camp. I do an eight-week camp. We only spar the last six weeks of camp.

How many times a week do you spar? Once a week. That's smart. That once a week, we're bringing some hell raisers, man. It's some monsters. As long as you're simulating scenarios, using techniques that are going to come up in a fight, and drilling them over and over again. Eddie always talks about

this, about how if you just fucking, everybody loves to roll, but if you just drilled more, it would make you so much more successful at your rolls. And it's really essentially the same way with any martial art. I mean, with kickboxing, if you just beat the shit out of each other all the time, coach who takes you through very specific drills, once you're actually sparring and you land that left of the body, it's like your right leg is coming around whether you think about it or not. It's just there. It's just a part of your body's memory. And I think that we still don't know what the right way to do this shit. You two guys are like experimental projects.

Ten years from for real, right? You guys are the new breed of MMA fighters. We're like the monkeys they launched in space. That's what we are. You're an ape. I'm a gorilla. You're like one of those little spider monkeys. Jacking off and shitting on everything. You're like one of those fucking killer chimpanzees

they found in the Congo. The hairless ones? Big old dick. Do you know about those? Wait. Is that trying to fuck me? Do we see the same one? Do you know about those?

No. They have these, over the last, since the 90s, they found these chimps in the Congo that they've always talked about. They had a photo of one that was shot in the early 1900s. They call them the Bondo ape. It's an enormous chimpanzee. Completely different genus. Is that the one that stands up?

They stand up And they have a crest On their skull Just like a gorilla does But they're chimps And they sleep on the ground They don't give a fuck The locals

The locals call them Lion killers They say there's two They have a video of one Apparently eating a leopard They have two different Types of chimp They call them tree beaters

And lion killers And these are the lion killers And they're giant Six foot tall Three hundred 350 pound chimps. And they sleep on the ground like this. Just stick out. Sleep on the ground. Just rubbing their dick while they pass out.

And then everything just fucking steers clear of these crazy fucks. Think of a chimp, how strong a chimp is. And they're like 150 pounds. This is double the size. Six feet tall. Super smart. They have pictures of them all over the internet. Like walking. I haven't heard of walking, like walking like a person.

There's this Carl Armand, who's like a Swiss wildlife photographer, and he found photos of them and like spent years looking for them. But apparently, it's an incredibly remote part of the Congo that's super difficult to get to. But just now, these people that are fucking risking their lives in this crazy, shitty part of the world are going over there. These part of the world aggressive oh of course they are one of them there's a fucking great story about these scientists that went down there and one of them made a fucking a bluff charge at them and just they didn't move you can't move when a chip you're dead anyway so just you got to stay on your ground because if you do back up if you do back up they're for sure gonna fuck you up and they rip

your nuts off first oh yeah they know that right everyone knows that right they go genitals face yeah they know what they know what you like early ufc rules they're smart as shit they're like halfway between a person and an animal that's insane but probably way you have fucking some mother laughing why ain't they ripping balls off but bro if you had if you had a monkey that was 150 pounds he wanted to fuck you up you'd be in a giant problem. He would probably kill you. Most likely, they would rip you apart. Imagine something twice that big.

Twice that big and super aggressive, and the locals call them lion killers. And we just barely know about these things. They have DNA from them. They have some photographs and some videos. But they barely know these fucking things exist in a very difficult spot to get to I won't as a bad end up as the pet training partner that monster imagine I'm flying in bondo apes to train with Next podcast Who you train with?

Bondo apes Dude I'll fuck you They gotta take babies And then train them And bring them up They can't take them If they're already adults Forget it

Hannibal Lecter masks on their face So they don't get crazy In the middle of training Just a gi Most of the time He doesn't bite Most of the time He doesn't bite

But when he bites He just It would be a hammer fist And a wheel kick At the same time Cause your feet They would just go boom Can you imagine

If you taught a chimp How to do a guillotine What that would feel like Pop your head off Especially the big giant ones Darren Elkins Won a decision Holy shit

Nice in Brazil That's tough to do Wow Didn't look like a lot of shots We were barely paying attention Let's be honest No we're talking about We're talking about monkeys

Yeah we're talking about Monkeys biting dicks off son I'm still thinking about You trying to fuck everyone Fuck his way out You're trying to fuck That Bondo ape Who's gonna get who

Rafael dos Anjos Oh Hoffie Who is he fighting He's fighting someone good Was that Anderson Silva Just uh Oh that's right Nate Diaz is coming back

Nate Diaz is coming back He's fighting dos Anjos Dos Anjos is a monster. Yeah, he's tough as shit, dude. I can't believe he knocked out Henderson. That was fucking epic. And he beat Cowboy. Yeah, he beat Cowboy.

Think about it, man. He's a beast. He beat a couple guys. He's beat quite a few really good guys. But knocking out Benson is fucking huge, man. Fabio Maldonado. Maldonado is always fun to watch. He's the human zombie.

I'm pissed before I see this. This was pay-per-view. The old body shot. Maldonado. Maldonado is always fun to watch. He's a human zombie. I'm going to piss before I see this. This is pay-per-view. The old body shot. Maldonado. Maldonado don't play. He's got a really good left hook, man. Look how smooth his boxing is. He's a perfect example of the exact opposite of a guy like Bogutinov.

He's a big guy. He's fighting 205, but yet he's super light and relaxed with his punches. He made a big mistake fucking Stipe, though. Did he have a choice? He asked for the fight. No, I'm saying he asked for the fight. Yeah, that's that animal. Look at that picture up there.

That's the Bondo ape. Oh, shit. That was one that they found. That was one they shot in like the early 1900s. See if you can get a picture of that, a better picture of that, because they show like its whole body. But look at the other one, Jamie. There's one that they shot at an airport recently.

These two guys. And they're standing in front of it. So you get a perspective shot at how big this fucking thing is. It's walking though, right? In that picture you were talking about at the airport? No. Well, that's a different one. That's one that they caught on a camera trap.

But this picture of one that they shot, it's actually dead. And these dudes are standing with this thing. And you look at it and you go, what is that? I don't know. Probably because they could. I mean, they live in the Congo. They eat chimps there. They eat whatever kind of meat they can get.

Oh, bro, I saw your Real Sports with Brian Gumbel. No, that's another image of one, too. Yeah, the Real Sports. No, just look up Bondo Ape. And if that doesn't work, look up B-I-L-I Ape. Look up Bondo Ape, shop training partner. UFC 181. There's an image

search. Oh, I got it. You got it? Thanks. The one with the... There's a dead one. There it is. Look at the size of that fucking thing.

Look at the size of that fucking thing. Man. Holy fuck. Back up so you can see its balls. Back up a little. Look at that sack. Holy fuck. Look at that sack and cock.

How'd they kill it? Just shot it in the head or something? Yeah, they didn't kill it with a fucking wiffle ball bat. I'll tell you that. You better shoot that thing. Look at those fucking muscles on that goddamn thing. It's a gorilla. He's smiling, too.

Gorillas are... Are they bigger? Gorillas are bigger. But that's... That's like gorilla size. For a chimp, that is fucking enormous. That's like a really big man. That's a set of tits on him.

He's got a... Look at his arms, dude. Those are like your legs. Where's his dick? You can't miss it really big man. That's a set of tits on him. Look at his arms, dude. Those are like your legs. Where's his dick? You can't miss it, my man. Look at that fucking package. Look at his ball sack. It's all burned.

It's all up in your face. Is that the thing? Is it leaning to the left? It's leaning to the left. That fucking picture freaks me out, man. Is that the thing? Or is that just the stomach crease? That's his cack. That's his cack right there. That's his big old dick. He's a grower, not a shower. I. Is that the thing? Yeah, that's his... Or is that just the stomach crease? That's his cack.

That's his cack right there. That's his big old dick. He's growing out of show already. I don't know. I don't think that's his dick. Well, they don't have big dicks like people do, bro.

They have big balls, right? They have big balls. Right there? Because the ball size... This is actually scientific fact. The ball size is directly proportionate

to the amount of promiscuous females in the region. And that includes human beings. In villages where human women are more slutty, the human men grow the region. And that includes human beings. In villages where human women are more slutty, the human men

grow bigger balls. What? Women, that's huge. Orange County. Orange County. Orange County. Orange County. The gold balls.

Newport Beach. It's in the air. Exactly. Why did I import my girlfriend? I was like, you know what, fuck this. Go out of state.

Exactly. Go out of state for a gal with some morals. Exactly. Small town girl, you a gal with some morals. Exactly. Small town girl, you know? In the mountains. Too many people in Orange County. They have to fuck.

There's too much traffic. They just do it. It's just fuck. Can't wait for my boyfriend to get here. Come on over. He's stuck in traffic for the next two hours. So Fabio Maldonado versus Hans Stringer. Anybody know anything about Stringer?

Stringer? Stringer? 1-0 in the UFC. Is about Stringer? Stringer? Stringer? 1-0 in the UFC. Is it Stringer? He's about to get punched the fuck up. From the Netherlands? It's going to be a stand-up war for sure. I'm going to say no way.

Is he a kickboxer? He has a victory over Francimar Barroso in one of the fight nights. Third round decision. Maldonado's a fucking badass. Oh, he's a beast, dude. His boxing's really slick. Remember when he clipped Glover? Glover's lighting him up, dude.

Yeah. Lighting him up. And then, bink, he catches him with a left hook and has Glover doing the chicken dance. But he's just so tough, man. So tough. This is a guy you don't want to have a conversation with when he's 70. I agree 100%. He's almost too tough.

You know those guys are too tough when they take that punishment? You're like, please stop this. Yeah. When he's 70 and he's drunk and you and him

are sitting there and he puts his hand on your knee to tell you a story and does that clamp? Yes. You know that clamp that dudes do

when they tell you a story? The cold clamp? The clamp on your knee when they start talking. Bro, I fucking told him. I told him. I'm not going down.

I'm not going down. I'm not going down. Tells the same story six times in a row. Are there any UFC legends that have severe slurred speech? No comment. No comment. Or it could be like that old dude that beat the fuck out of that young boxer with the long hair. Did you see that? Did you see that?

The old dude's like, he was throwing heat. You never see that video? Oh, my God. I'm sure the video is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I old dude's like, he was throwing heat. You never see that video? Oh, my God. I don't know. The old dude is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much on that other day. That dude was like 60.

Yeah, he fucked that kid up. 60 with an old man back. He had an old man back. He had an old man back. Like a shrimp. Like a hunch. Like a shrimp. Like a big ass shrimp.

But then he started waving it with his hands up. And I was like, oh, fuck. This guy's screwed. You know when I knew he was screwed? Yeah, when he slipped the jab. Yes. He slipped the jab like a goddamn world champion. No fucks given about the jab.

Just, uh, boom. There's that level of boxing you get to where your eyes are open as the punch hits you. Ever seen those pictures of old school Roberto Duran? There's a photo of him. As the punch is hitting him, his eye is wide open and he's throwing a counter shot. As the punch is hitting him, he's turning his head and landing. I mean, when you hit that level it's just you're so relaxed and that old man the old man was used to getting punched that wasn't a new experience out fuck yeah he did he didn't have to want out he was going out man bad boys been around for fucking ever and it

hasn't seemed like they've really you know why because so many dudes tattooed it on their body they go look we've got a cute are they making any money? Jeremy Horne has a bad boy tattoo on his butt. Yeah they've never done one of those tattoos. I haven't done one of those yet. You know what if you think about it that really is like the coolest thing for I'm a bad boy. Bad boy right? Everybody wants to be a bad boy girls like bad boys. But when did it come to Jiu Jitsu or like a Brazilian thing because I remember in like Bad boy. Bad boy, right? Everybody wants to be a bad boy. Girls like bad boys.

But when did it come to jiu-jitsu or like a Brazilian thing? Because I remember in like 88, I remember I had like a pair of shorts and a shirt. It was rude boy. Rude boy. No, no, no. Bad boy. Bad boy. And it had like a guy with like spiky Johnny Bravo haircut with like a spiky wristband. Probably.

You know what I'm talking about? That was rude boys. No, no. That was bad boy. That was bad boy. Back in the 80s. No, I remember. Those eyeballs.

Do you remember rude boy though? Yeah, I remember rude boy. Do you remember? I don't. That was rude boy. No, that was bad boy. Back in the 80s. No, I remember. Those eyeballs. Do you remember rude boy, though? Yeah, I remember rude boy. Do you remember? That was first. I was born in the 80s, so I don't know. You guys are all fucking old. Damn, you were born in the 80s? Fuck.

I was getting pussy when you were coming out of pussy. Yes. Holla. I can be your father. Mom? Speaking of horses. I could be your father, dude. If I fucked up in high school,

and I was getting pussy in 84, in 84, it was when I was just starting to get pussy. So I could have fucked up and shot one into my girlfriend. Jesus, Louisa, speaking about shooting one. It's not good for you, Brazil. Powerful genetics. Here we go.

Stand up war. If anybody's listening to this, they'd think I don't like Brazil, and that's why I'm not there. It couldn't be further from the truth. I love Brazil. That escalated quickly to the ground. I love going to Rio. I didn't have the time this week and I had family obligations. I just couldn't make it.

I had to stay in town. Damn kids. Well, it's that. There's things I can't talk about, but a lot of stuff going on. On the ground. There's things I can't talk about, but a lot of stuff going on. Speaking of badass old dudes, was that judo video real? Yes, it was. That guy was floating around?

It was amazing. What? Have you seen that video? That blew my fucking mind, too. Have you seen that video I tweeted? It blew my fucking mind. Jamie, pull that shit up. That old dude video of the old dude doing judo.

These guys are trying to toss him, and he's moving like water. Just flowing around him, and he's in his his 60s another old dude in his 60 when you know you're almost dead you give zero fuck you're not protecting your ACLs just out there letting it hang you know I got a fucking rotator cuff injury I'm just gonna let this dude take me down one back four times in a row it's amazing amazing it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. The guy's technique is just stellar.

It's also, there's a potential of watching that video that they're his students. And sometimes when you roll with your students, you know, the students almost have like a give up thing. A guy comes out with a keto or the death touch. And they have those guys that are just like flipping. This is different though. I want to talk to those dudes. Yeah. What are they about?

They're all crazy. Yeah. They're all brainwashed. They're talk to those dudes. Yeah. What are they about? They're all crazy. Yeah. They're all brainwashed. They're totally brainwashed. Yeah. How about your boy Hunt getting the title shot? Fuck yeah. Is that wild?

Isn't that wild? Do you think those guys, do they make an agreement and like fucking go with it? And do they talk about it? Or is it like unsaid? I think it's unspoken. And they just do it? Whatever you say, master. I think it's like a cult thing.

You know what I'm saying? Drink this Kool-Aid. So they don't really say it. It's unspoken. Shut the dick. Wait. We got a cult's like a cult thing. You know what I'm saying? Drink this Kool-Aid. So they don't really say it. Shut your dick. Wait. We got a cult in my head. You know what? There was a lot of money on the line.

Good job. There was a lot of money on the line. Drink this Kool-Aid. We're cool, right? We're cool, right? I don't even think you have to do that, man. We never talked about this. I don't even think you have to do that.

It's an important fucking seminar. They're so in. They're in, man. I think they're all in. You don't have the guys that would do it. If you don't let me Hadouken you, you can't go back to this fucking gym. Hadouken? You're calling up the assholes who are going to fall down.

Hadouken you. I would never be able to pull that word off. I don't even know it. But I knew what you meant. Like, right when you said it, I go, I've seen that online. Street fighter, son, right? Yeah, street fighter. Hadouken.

I never really played that game. I know. I mean, I did a few times, but, Street Fighter. Hadouken. I never really played that game. I know. I mean, I did a few times, but not enough to call Hadouken. Damn, Fabio Maldonado is getting tagged with that elbow on the top. Big old Dutchman. Brazil is not happy. Big Brown, when you get in a half guard position in this spot here, do you ground and pound or do you try to pass?

I look for submission from half guard. Most guys like to pass. Most guys like to ground and pound here, especially wrestlers, because you can really control a guy at from half guard. Most guys like the ground and pound here, especially wrestlers, because you can really control a guy at a half guard, especially in MMA. You're going to bore someone to death. True. I agree. I like to give them this underhook.

I give them the underhook like I do with Mitrione. I give them the underhook, and I look for my darts, or I look for their neck while they come up. You don't want to mount? Yeah. No. His darts is nasty. Especially at heavyweight. It's incredible. No, I don't want to mount? Yeah. You don't want to mount, especially at heavyweight. Incredible.

Oh, look at this. Baldinato with a fucking big rush. Look at this. Nice with the hooks, man. Nice with the hooks. Oh, beautiful job. Beautiful job. Good control. So if someone mounted you, you would let them mount you? Yeah, I don't care. I think mounts overrate MMA. Oh, so if someone

mounted you, you'd be fine? 100%. My daycare was Shane Carwin and Mount. Would you try to regain half guard? Yes. Why? Or create a scramble. No, but why would you try to regain half guard?

Because I can get up easier. But if you were in half guard. Mount Donato with a deep half. You would stay in half guard. Stringer stays on top. You wouldn't mount. No, I wouldn't mount. What I would do is I'd create a scramble.

I'd give them the underhook to create a scramble to get their neck or not. You hear what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. If you don't want to mount because it's worse than being in someone's half guard, then if you were being mounted, why would you put them in half guard? You should just leave them. I think it depends on the style. It depends who you're fighting, too.

If you're fighting Verdum, you don't let that motherfucker mount you. I don't think you let anybody fucking mount you, ever. I think when you're in the mount, naturally, as a fighter, you want to recover half guard at least. It depends who you're fighting. So there's guys... I give guys mount to create scrambles. Right, but wouldn't you... How crazy is that?

But you have a decent mount, right? How good is your mount? Well, those guys suck pretty good. I haven't been doing jutsu for a while. Right, so if you were mounted on a purple belt, you'd be pretty happy with it, right? If you were mounted on a guy who just maybe was a notch below you, you would take that and you would stay there if it was an MMA fight, right? Yes. So the difference between that and a guy who's really good, is it that your mount is not good enough?

Or is it that you don't like the position? No, I think in MMA, because when they're striking, because you're grapevine, right, and you're fighting the guy out, you're not going to get heavy strikes in. Right. So you're kind of just sitting there. Or if you're a verdum guy, you're looking for a submission, correct? Do you ever cross your feet underneath like a guard from the top, like a mounted guard? Yes.

If you're a verdum guy, you'd go for a submission. What's a verdum guy? Let's listen to Ian because Ian just said he mounts everybody. What's your philosophy on it? I'm just better at punching and passing than everybody else in my division, so it's easy for me to mount. Pass, mount, you try and recover, I'm going to— Try to mount again.

Try to mount again. Why are you trying to get to the mount? It's a dominant position, and I can punch you from there, and I can get you to—the person gets tired. They start to panic, tired they start to panic and they start to squirm, I take their back I do whatever, but I can kind of float above somebody knee in the belly, punch, elbow

and to get that guy to work so much when you can float over him and hit him with knees to the body or whatever it is, you're hitting the guy but you can't do that from half guard? you can, I just you're saying you create scrambles out of him. You go knee on belly. You let him turn.

No, no, no. He's saying I'll do like the cross my feet. If I can lock him down, I'll lock him down and then just punch him, elbow him, and look for a submission. But I don't mind if people are – if they're starting to scramble like that and I'm on top of them, it's such a dominant position. I can just – I just hold people down. I agree. I'm saying when you lace your feet like that, you're not finishing

a guy with strikes. You mean when you butterfly or when you grapevine? You're not finishing a guy from strikes. And if a guy's a high-level grappler from mountain, he's going to get out. But dude, there's some guys when you grapevine them, there's dudes that have a crazy hyperextension in their back.

I've seen guys who flatten guys out with grapevine, but they can still fucking blast from the top. There's a few guys that can really do it. You've got to have game when there's no grapevine. You've got to be able to sit up. You've got to have a calculated game going on. I agree. Like, what are you doing when there's not punches in the mouth?

Big Brown, why are you not training with Eddie Bravo? You need to get your fucking ass over to 10th Planet, get a couple lessons in. We've talked about this. Son, don't talk about it. Be about it. He lives in Venice, man. He can't make it to Venice. That's incredible.

It's like a 10-minute drive. I drive to Orange County. Dude, it's a 10-minute drive. You can't be expecting it. What's in Orange County? Wrestling. Ring Training Center. Oh, you go to Ring.

And me, motherfucker. Even though it's the first time we met. You know what? We've met before, but we still hang out all the time. There's a lot of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu down there. Tony Ferguson trains down there. We know I train with Henner and Heron, right? Everyone knows this?

Yeah. I got a question about cups. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it with you. I got a question. I don't want to go down to Orange County. Listen, what you're saying, everything you're saying about the Verdum guy is correct. But everyone should strive to be the Verdun guy. Do you understand

what I'm saying? I'm striving to be the Verdun guy. I'm with you. Jiu-Jitsu is my passion. I'm with you. But when I get out on Travis Brown,

he's not a Brendan Schaub on the ground. You want to be able to do that to everybody. I agree. Like whoever, Brazilian, whatever. I agree 100%.

I don't give a shit if they're Brazilian. You know what? If I'm going against a high-level Brazilian and I can get them out, I'm going to get the goddamn mount and go, holy shit, I'm dominating this fucking dude.

I'm with you. I'm with you, Eddie. If it's there, but I'm never going to stay in half guard if I can get the mount. I want to get to the mount because you're in some deep shit in the mount. There's a lot of games going on. I'm with you, brother, but what happens if they're in deep shit in half guard? Well, you're just nasty in half guard. Overall, in MMA, if you look at all the fights, not that many fights end from... You put all the time a fight is in half guard, top half in MMA, most of the time, nothing's happening.

It's just a bunch of boring shit. That's true, but in that respect, in that same argument, most of the time when you're in guard, it's bullshit. Exactly. Nothing happens, but your guard's nasty. I agree with you. His half guard, his fucking top game From half guard Is very good He's very good At baiting guys

His darts Put Mitrione to sleep That's a beautiful thing Half guard Darts Half guard Japanese necktie Half guard

Guillotine Fuck yeah Half guard Into that knee bar Hell yeah Hell yeah But also All sorts of games

From side control There's a whole System And then a whole system from the mount. You know what I mean? And then back and forth. And then the back is a whole other book. The fight's taking place right in front of Dana, and he's not watching.

He's watching the monitor. It's a weird thing, man. He's watching the monitor. How dare you, Eddie Bravo? But it's a weird thing you do sometimes. The fight is on in front of you, but you're watching a monitor. The fight is on in front of us in three screens, and we're talking about we're talking in Argentina We're still watching it still watching it still any chance given to punch people Maldonado is just fucking excels. Yeah

You know I'm saying the show exposed Especially at heavyweight, guys are so explosive. You know what I'm saying? They're so explosive at heavyweight. I would say they're less explosive at heavyweight. Ooh, I disagree, Eddie. I think the explosive guys are guys like him. Ooh, I completely disagree. Like, really? No. Because guys his size,

how many of them play in football? I'll do a solid zero. How many of them play in football? He was like the star of peewee football. I'm sure. He still plays peewee football. I'm sure. Destroying guys.

Destroying it. Just fucking all-world peewee football. I'm sure. He still plays peewee football. I'm sure. Destroying guys. Destroying it. Just fucking all-world peewee football. I'm short, too. I'm little. I'm little. There are more peewee kids that are fucking way bigger than me. Back to the mountain. I feel like I'm letting the job when I'm with you.

Back to the mountain talk. I got a question about cups, man. Eddie, they outlawed those Thai steel cups in a lot of grappling competitions, right? Yeah, because you can fuck a dude up with a cup. Right. So why can't you do the same thing in MMA? In MMA, like when, you know, i remember one time i was wrong what the fuck you gotta shoot the perfect double under this pull them on top of you and then when they come He just finished him from that point for the round team, dude. Right there, you got to shoot.

You got to shoot the perfect double under. Pull him on top of you. And then when they come back with that whizzer, you come up with them right to the top. He's not looking to do that, son. He doesn't have that skill set. Mal Donato is looking to just fucking fire up some punches. That dude looks like Anderson. That is Anderson.

It's Anderson up there with him. Anderson is in his corner. Come on. Come on, son. Dude. Mal Donato. But you know, you could learn something watching him punch. Like, everything was very precise and at, like, 70% power. And Anderson can do whatever the fuck he wants.

He can do whatever he wants. He's in Rio. They can suck each other's dicks right now. The whole crowd will go, whoop, Mario A. But like you're saying, his striking from any position is so fucking pinpoint and looks like it hurts. He had extra snap on it. The timing was right. I think it's the man boobs.

He's just smooth. So here's the question. If you could fuck a guy up with a Thai steel cup in a grappling competition, it's an extra lever. If you catch a guy on a knee bar or anything. It's like two inches of metal. It's metal. And it hurts. I was rolling with Amir Renovardi.

He's the only guy I've ever rolled with that rolls with a tie cup on it. He would mount you and stick that fucking tie cup right in your solar plexus and grapevine you. It was death. It was terrible. I never thought about that. I've always worn one. Yeah, well, that's what I'm thinking. Because if you're going to kick me in the nuts, you're going to fucking kick steel.

But, Mike, have you ever fucked with those? My question was, have you ever fucked with those, like, diamond cups? Yeah. What do you think about them? What's better, diamond or, like, a steel like a steel i wore it once and i liked it i just i think it broke and i never wore another one but how long ago was it um a while ago they're better at it now they did it but they've done a bunch of changes to them they're pretty dope but they were awesome but i and i actually put a steel cup inside of mine oh that's very smart because i like the way it's set up, but I don't trust plastic.

Right, right, right. You can't kick plastic and go, fuck, wow, it's shaped. Yeah. And steel is a little bit different. And especially, like, they'll say, like, oh, look, there's a video of someone kicking you. Okay, well, let Melvin Manhoof kick you in the nuts. For real. Let's let someone who knows how to kick.

Because I'm watching this kick, and I'm like, I'm not that impressed. Fuck, let me kick you. Yeah. If you want to prove something, let me kick you. Yeah want to prove something yeah exactly yeah there's a lot of people that say like hey man i eat leg kicks or i eat kicks like you'll eat some kicks some kicks you can eat but uh yeah exactly that's the perfect guy to bring up my coach i'm working with he he was pedrozzo's striking coach, said he couldn't hold mitts for him.

Couldn't hold pads for him. He'd have to put them on a bag. I've seen him kick a bag at Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu. He would just fold those motherfuckers. Him, Peter Yurts, and Marco Studio and Aliso just says the guy who folds fucking bags. This is true.

Yeah, I could do that shit too. That's why I'm telling you What a hypocrite It's not normal There's certain dudes That just have a weird power And you either have that shit No

And your hips It's a little bit of that Your hips are super flexible So are It's bone size too dude It's a weird It's shape And that's one of the main problems

That I have with transgender fighters That fight over in In women's MMA I should say Only if they let If they don't let them know. That was the issue that I had with Fanon Fox. She didn't divulge because she didn't think she had to

because it was a medical issue. If you know that a chick used to be a dude but is now a chick and you fight her, it's on board. I think it should be legal to ride bulls. I think it should be legal to jump BMX. You should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do. I think a 135 pound chick should be able to fight a 135 pound dude. I think if Ronda Rousey and Brian Carraway talked enough shit and they decided to go at it,

I don't have any problem with that if they both agree to it. I'll go up and wait and fight Ronda. But there's the size of the body. It's the shape of the body that's different. You can look at a dude. It's not just the density of the bone because black women have the same density of bone as white men. It's very similar. Almost the same.

Very similar. But, you know, obviously pro athletes and guys who strength train are going to have more density in their bones. And the average person that they're measuring, it's a significant difference. But the big difference is the mechanical advantage of the male frame. You don't find a female with super wide shoulders narrow waist and the same size hips in the same shape hips as a man and when you have that kind of body you could just generate more trouble i can look at a dude and tell you whether or not he could be like a manhoof there's some dudes that just have that just stupid fucking power and you could look at him you go well he

might he might not like he might be like a bobby lashley he looks like a fucking brick shithouse but he's not like a Shane Carwin true But Shane Carwin's a Shane car Shane Carwin had that stupid fucking power. He could can't eat up Jesus Christ Just fucking... Dude, it became legal. So the dude started doing it. As soon as he started doing it, he was in three, four fights in a row in regular MMA.

Like, dude, I'm going to lose weight and fucking chop my balls off. Can you imagine him collaring that bad? What's the title, that bad? All he would have to do is collar tie a chick and punch her in the back of the ear, and it's over. His hands are not going to shrink.

And if they do shrink, what are they going to shrink? A little? Within 10 years, all the champions in women's MMA will be former dudes. Within 10 years, all the champions in women's MMA will be former dudes. Within 10 years. All of them.

That's so true. Hey, so this is a stoner question. What do you think? No way. What do you think? Weird. What do you think? As I like this joint.

Do you think aliens eat strictly GMOs or are they vegan? Good question. What would you think? They come down and we find out aliens are real. They came down. They're flying through space. Would they laugh at vegans? Do they have planets where they're designated for organic farming?

Do they have like planets? Do you think they bring like farms like in their ships? They're eating air, dude. They just absorb energy. You know what I mean? What would they say was wrong with the vegan thing? They go, listen,

this is the truth. As long as you're getting all the vitamins and minerals and essential fatty acids and amino acids in a pill form, whatever you eat, your body's going to adjust.

These bodies, we can digest anything. It's all about the vitamins, minerals, amino acids, and essential fatty acids. That's it. You're discounting the possibility that they might not even be biological. I mean, we're getting so close to coming up with artificial skin.

They're talking about artificial intelligence, the ability to download someone's consciousness. Who knows when? I mean, a hundred years from now, a thousand years from now, whatever the fuck it is. But downloading your mind into some sort of a computer. You're looking at these aliens, we're assuming they're biological, but they could easily transcend biology. If you talk about people that lived a million years ago,

like, you know, was Australopithecus, right? The oldest version of human. If you took one of them and showed them an iPhone, they wouldn't know what the fuck to do with it. It would basically be as ridiculous a comparison the way they live to an alien being some sort of a biological creation or an artificial creation if they come up with fake cells and then they come up with fake body parts and eventually fake and eventually maybe it won't enact the same biological processes as a brain or as a as a human body but it might be something that replicates it in a way

where it could be just as conscious and just as productive so the consciousness would have to be something that could be downloaded yeah in a sense right replicated yeah replicated so you'd make once you figure that out shit you'd make fucking copies of yourself like you didn't make at least 20 copies mail them to all your fucking your your relatives how about this look at the aliens they all look the same because what if you lose the hard drive what if the files get corrupted then that's how you die that's how you kill no one's ever seen to kill someone you gotta get their fucking master file well just think about the that's how you kill them when everybody's everybody's version of the alien is essentially

the same it's always a big gray thing with black eyes Like what if they just all agree like look let's just all look ugly. No one's allowed to be hot We don't have dicks anymore. So who gives a shit and then you trust the horn like we won't even want pussy Let's just go you want it because after a while people hold on to you can hold on to the hunger if you want Like this is a real fight that we should probably to the hunger if you want but then you hold on to me like this is a real fight that we should probably see fight this is a real fight it's not happening yet so we can still touch phil yeah phil davis is fighting glory slowly slowly you end up learning you want to shut that hormone off yeah if you don't that's the thing that kills everybody that's the number of people now i'll take this live with the food but you know what but you know what you could turn on you learn to turn it on every now

and then every now and then you can go in there, turn on the sex drive. Boom. And you're like, damn, I want some pussy. Boom. And then you can turn it off. You turn it off. You don't have sex. Fuck them.

If they can figure out a way to transcend sex. I mean, we say if they don't have sex, fuck them. But what if they come up with some shit that's way better than sex? Transcend sex? Like you dummies. I doubt it. Come on. Just think about what Fabio Maldonado is doing tonight.

There's no way you want to transcend that. That's going to be beautiful. For sure. What he's doing, he's going to do a hundred times and keep forgetting he did it. Did I do that? Yeah, I did that. The over-under on sexual partners for Fabio Maldonado tonight is infinity. It's infinity.

I'm not going to name names, but I know famous Brazilians, very famous. I'm not going to name any names. But they're crazy buck wild. They'll just disappear. They'll be with you in an airport. They'll meet a chick at an airport and just get another flight, take off with this chick, and be gone for a week. This guy is super hardcore. Also, you've got to think, MMA fighters, for the most part, you guys could testify to that. Very impulsive.

Wild fucking people. I mean, they're not entering into the cage because the fucking accounting gig didn't work out. I get time off. I get tattoos. I do weird shit. I buy cars and shit. I do weird stuff, man. You need a muscle car, Big Brown.

You have one. A fucking American muscle car. We drive Priuses. Bro, you have a portion of BMW. What are you talking about? I'm getting an American muscle car, son. I don't know. I've been thinking a lot lately. I'm thinking I'm missing that in my life. We drive Priuses. Bro, you have a portion of BMW. What are you talking about? I'm getting an American muscle car, son. I don't know. I've been thinking a lot lately.

I'm thinking I'm missing that in my life. Get a Cobra. I used to have a Shelby. Shelby GT500. Hell yeah. Get a fucking real car. I'm just trying to figure out if I should get a new one or an old one.

Will real dolls or fuck robots ever get so good that it's actually pimp to have one and not have chicks? Never. You know what I mean? Never. It's going to be so good it's not going to be... You know then it's actually pimp to have one and not have chicks never you know what I mean never it's gonna be so good it's not gonna be

you know what it's gonna be this is what it'll be you go over to a dude's house you go over to a dude's house and his girlfriend is in lingerie and she's cleaning up and you go

is that she real that's what's gonna happen when it gets that good when it gets that good tell you outside she doesn't know she's not real. Dude, if it costs $2 million, you get like the ultimate one where you can't tell. I got to write that down.

Have you ever seen Stepford Wives? Yeah. Colt Kidman? The robot wives? They clean and do everything they want them to do? Look it up. Look it up. Read a book.

It's going to get there. What's going to happen? I don't think so, man. Why do you watch those fucking women's shows? I love it. Oh, I watch all that bullshit, my man. What about the Oculus Rift? That, like, 3D simulation thing?

Don't you think that could, like, eventually change the porn industry? It already is. They're already starting to do them. Are they? They're doing first-person porns with those things on. It's supposed to be insane. What? You're done already?

Yeah. Just watch it after the show. Eddie's like, I'm in. What is this happening? I just want it for research purposes For knowledge Eddie you could do Jiu Jitsu with that You could put on an Oculus Rift suit And go through positions You could go through positions

Why are you naked? Why does the dog have huge titties? Jiu Jitsu babe I'm teaching girls Jiu Jitsu I gotta do this with a girl. And the only way the cameras pick it up is everyone's naked. Cameras get confused by clothes. It ain't real.

And this is a triangle series. Now, the lighting has to be good for... Yeah. We're working on the north-south position right now. Big fight, son. I'm like in a green suit with all these electro balls and shit. I'm just like... I'm like...

There's no one there. Do you see anybody there? There's nobody there. Look, there's nobody there. I look, I'm taking pictures. There's nobody there.

I hopped on Duncan Truss' Oculus Rift. What? There's nobody there. Have you been on that, Joe? Yeah. You saw me.

The developers can play that. Not the new one. Play the alien game on that thing? I haven't been to the new one. Holy shit, that was terrifying. I heard the alien game is so scary that thing? I haven't been to the new one. Holy shit, that was terrifying.

I heard the alien game is so scary that people are thinking it should be illegal. Terrifying. Come on, dude. It's virtual reality, and you're in the world, and apparently the worried, legit concern, people are going to have heart attacks. If you're an old man, okay, if you're in your fucking 70s and you're- Playing video games? You deserve to die.

There's a lot of- Carry on. Big Brown again. Big Brown again. If you're in your fucking 70s and you're popping up. Playing video games? You deserve to die. There's a lot of. Carry on. Big Brown again. Big Brown again. Why? But they're fun, man. If your fucking wife, you know, doesn't want to have sex anymore.

If I'm 70, eating a bag of Cheetos, playing video games, put me down. Just shoot me, man. What's wrong with being fucking retired? I get video games now. It's weird, man. I get it. You ain't can't leave. You got to go over to Duncan Trussell's house, Big Brown.

Check that shit out. If you don't budge, I'll give you $500. Is that scary? If an alien comes at you and you just fucking mean mug it, I'll fucking give you $500. Where do you do this at? I want to do it. At Duncan Trussell's house. He's got this kid, this alien's game. And when your gun fucking jams like mine did and the alien comes and eats your fucking throat like your body just reacts like ah you move back it's crazy

no you're full in full-on does the whole system come with the game how does it work yeah but you get nauseous as fuck because there's some kind of delay so you get bad motion sickness so you can't play long but that shit's scary too intense for me man it's serious too much come on 500 bucks no more heart oh he used to do the heart he gave him the x now shit here we go first round let's uh yeah those are dope right pro bars i found out about those A couple weeks ago Jesus Christ They're awesome

You should try the There's a superfood one With like soup greens And shit They're amazing Yeah he can dude Dude It's a rough matchup for Phil

Phil's my boy too And Glover has some Really good fucking hands man Really good hands Fuck yeah Wow I remember seeing him In Chuck's camps

Back in the day He competed in Abu Dhabi Glover looks good Scary guy Phil had a real problem with Rumble, man Rumble Johnson matches up poorly with a lot of people I agree, but Tough to take down

Everybody? Yeah, tough to take down and fucking throws bombs Eventually, Phil Davis will have six striking It's getting there He's just got to keep going He's getting way better Eventually, he's going to figure it all out It just takes years Well, he looks great He's got three of them's just got to keep going. Oh, he's getting way better. Eventually, he's going to figure it all out. It just takes years.

Well, he looks great. He's got a great fight. Vinny Magalhaes. And he's got someone who's fucking scary in front of him. Yeah. So he's hesitating a bit. It's still a tough matchup for Phil, man. He's still looking good.

He changed with Gustafson, though. Yeah. That's got to help him a little bit. Well, you know, that whole camp, man. Alliance is a great fucking camp. There's so much talent down there. Great coaches, too. Fuck yeah, dude.

And good dudes, too. A lot of good dudes down there. Yeah, I need to go down there. Great coaches, too. Fuck yeah, dude. And good dudes, too. A lot of good dudes down there. Yeah, I need to go down there more. They're like friends of mine, so I need to go hang out, train. Keep moving, Phil. Dude, Glover looks really good. Glover's one of the guys that just keeps coming forward, man. He'll eat two of yours, just land one of his.

It's weird. He looks really good, too. The way he's seeing everything, just sliding right out of it. It's like Phil's throwing these shots, and he's getting just offline. Just offline. But looking for his openings. Super patient, right? Yeah.

Just trying to get him against the cage. Keep moving, Phil. God, he's going to be tough to take down, man. Look at this, man. Phil Davis might have to pull guard. It's crazy to see these super high-level wrestlers like Phil Davis. You're working on your overall MMA game. You're not doing as much wrestling, and it's not just a wrestling match.

Once you start throwing in punches and stuff, there's some guys you just have a really hard time taking down. Even if you're as good at wrestling as Davis is. He's so fucking good. The distance is different. Is that what the big thing is? Yeah, son! Damn, front kick and a punch behind it. See, slowly he's going to be an amazing striker.

Nice fucking sprawl. He has a really good guillotine, man. That's not his hurt shoulder either. Come on. Look at this. Phil might have it. Ooh, defense. Holy shit. Look at this. Phil might have it. Ooh, defense. Defense for Davis, son. Glover's got some

dope defense. Look at that. Oh, shit. Think about all the people that Chuck used to bring into the camp. I mean, Chuck used to bring in so many

fucking badass dudes so Glover got so good. Yeah. Well, he was the guy for six years. Everybody wanted to get in the UFC. He put his visa problems.

Well, my rounds when I was getting ready for Mitrione were Lyoto Machida and Glover Teixeira. Glover would come in and he was 240 pounds. I was like, what are we doing? Holy shit. For sure, if I had a 205 and get out of it. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

He's dropping out. He'd let it go. He'd let it go on the way down. But look at this. I think it slipped. This is how Phil's going to win. He's going to wear him out and win by decision. Do you think so?

Yep. Well, you know. I know, though. I've just been fighting you since six years. It's also, a lot of people were wondering who Glover was training with. Oh, he's getting hit hard right there. Oh, good hard shots by Davis. Hard shots.

Oh, he's eating. He's trying to get up. It could be over right here. Dude, he's getting tagged. He's hurt, man. He's hurt. Dude, Phil Davis. Wrestler of his caliber on your back, man.

Phil Davis threw some bombs right there. He's a badass. And he's not afraid to put the hooks in and go for the choke. Seems like he likes his position to strike from. You can't eat those shots, man. Yeah, he's going to get wrestled. Oh, that uppercut. Into the arm uppercut.

Get the fuck up. He's getting wobbly. Look, I know who Ian McCall is rooting for. That's my friend. I like Phil, too. I'm just better friends with Glover. Whatever, bro. I called you out. Yeah is rooting for. That's my friend. I like Phil, too. I'm just better friends with Glover. Whatever, bro. I called you out.

Yeah, you did. Get up, bro. Yeah, for sure going for Glover. How many times have you heard about someone that you thought was your friend and they were rooting against you because one of their buddies is fighting you. I take it personal, man. Super personal. Has it happened a few times?

Oh, yeah. Because it happens. I'll find out certain media guys who you think are your friends and then for whatever reason have to fight. They're like, yeah, Roger McCall picked Mitrione to win or Travis Brown to win. I'm like, cool. I won't do interviews with him anyway. Have either one of you guys trained with Eric Del Fierro?

Yeah. What do you think about him? I've known Eric. I fought for Total Combat. He's a great coach. Great coach, smart. The whole group is a group of really smart guys.

He's a good dude, too. Dude, Phil is tagging him. He's good at anacondas and dars. He keeps tagging him. Look at this. Oh, shit. Phil's got his back. Dude, Phil is fucking him up.

This is how you win, Phil. You wear him out, son. Dude, his head is getting rocked back on these shots. These are serious shots. Yeah, Phil's hitting wear him out, son. Dude, his head is getting rocked back on these shots. These are serious shots. Yeah, Phil's hitting him hard. He's going for it. Even if Glover gets through this round, he's taking a lot of punishment, man.

Some really hard shots to the head. Wearing him out. I mean, he's blocking these. Oh, shit. Big round for Phil Davis. Huge round. Oh, shit. How's Phil's gas tank?

Pretty fucking good, man. Pretty good. Well, he's totally exhausted right there. We'll see. If he comes out strong, then, you know, he's done his cardio, right? Because he looks totally exhausted. Even if he is in phenomenal shape, you're going to be tired that first round. Yeah, yeah.

You're supposed to be tired. 100%. You're trying to fuck him up. Yeah. He's supposed to be tired. It's all about recovering at this point. Yep. It's recovery.

How fast you're going to recover. This would be a big victory for Davis, man dude if he beat leon machino in brazil let's say he wins this fight glover takes you in brazil what the hell he also beat fabio in brazil we i think we were at that fight for the stephen bonner oh front kick up the face right hand behind it that was clean man these are bad though those are heavy there was a few of them that really snapped his head back that one one of where he really got wobbled in the second exchange. Look at the powerful Vitor Belfort. I'm not mad at his wife.

Never have been. Never have been. You don't think he's going to get this job? Yeah. She's like the Brazilian Pam Anderson or something? Something like that. Something along those lines. That's what she is.

I saw her when I talked to her. She's ridiculous. Pam Anderson, if she did a fuckload of squats on a staircase. I'll blow out ass. Off the charts, boot tight.

Those chicks have big asses down there and they're getting fake asses. Have you seen those? That's not necessary. Fake asses will never be, eventually they will be. I don't like them.

Eventually they will be, but right now, no guy is accepting fake asses. No. It's weird. No. In 10 years, we will accept it, but not right now. It's too early. This week.

I do not. I would rather have a flat, no ass having little. Hey, no crossover conversations, folks. Big fucking fight going on here. We're talking about asses. Sorry. Yeah. Fake asses. Jenna James. Oh, again. He comes up that front kick to the folks. Sorry. Big fucking fight going on here. We're talking about asses. Sorry. Yeah. Fake asses.

Jenna Jameson. Oh, again. With that front. He comes up with that front kick to the face. Good. Keep moving, Phil. You got to keep moving, man. I don't think women are aware of that, that we will not accept that.

You better hide that shit. You can't tell nobody. It ain't like titties. You can tell your whole family about the titties. Your dad will help you with the down payment and all that shit. Good shot. It's a great shot. Ass. You better keep that a secret. Wait a minute. Whose dad's going to help their chick with a down payment Good shot Wait a minute Whose dad is going to help their chick with a down payment

What are you talking about You've not been to Texas Joe You've not been to Texas Joe That happens a lot I don't know how many times I've heard that At the strip club I'm from Orange County I hear it all the time

Oh look at this Big switch Glovers on top Wow. Dude, a lot of... I'm from Orange County. Yeah, it's everywhere. Newport Beach, I hear all the time. But graduation just happened. Ass and plats, uh-uh, not right now. Oh, look at this. Big switch. Glover's on top. You gotta respect that guillotine. Damn. I know, it doesn't look like he has it.

No, it's not. He's gotta adjust his grip, right? What kind of grip does he have here? Nothing. Kung fu grip. Oh! Nice. It didn't look like he totally had it gripped up, right?

It's weird. How many more guillotines do you think we'd get in the UFC if we had no gloves? How many more submissions? A lot more. A lot more submissions, right? Yeah. I've brought this up before. Do you think that it would actually be better if you fought with no gloves?

You think about what you can do with your elbow. Those rubber gloves that the doctors wear? Why do anything, though? Why have anything? If you think... You think about what you can do with your elbow. They should fight with those rubber gloves that the doctors wear. Why do anything though? Why have anything? Just to pick some ones. How about dish gloves? Dish washing gloves. I've been thinking with duct tape. All the yellow ones.

Yeah. All the way to your elbow. I really think you should have no ankle support, no wrist support, no gloves, no nothing. I think if you fought with no gloves, we would realistically know what punches do in a fight. Right now, we don't. Because right now, we have padded up gloves of hands that are wrapped up together. They don't do much. They do enough.

Not much, though. It's enough that most people would wear them if they had the option. It helped out brains. You break your hands. You break your hands way easier without gloves. Oh, way easier. You break your hands way easier without gloves. Oh, way easier.

I think it makes a big difference, too, in what's effective striking because your knuckles, they don't dig it as much. Your wrists buckle a little bit on shots. Whereas if you're wrapping your wrists up and taping it down, you're making it artificially stiff. Oh, man. And that allows you to punch harder. Yeah, it allows you to punch harder. I think we get an unrealistic sense of the value of punches because of that.

I don't think people are watching. I see what you because of that. I don't think people are watching. I see what you're saying, but I don't think people are watching it for that. But I'm not talking about people watching it. I'm talking about for the purity of the sport. Exactly. You're talking about the spirit of martial arts. How about for me to make grappling better? To make grappling better.

Like angrily hyperanalyzing everything. I always do that. But I mean, getting rear naked chokes, man. Getting rear naked chokes is a big difference between gloves on and off. There's a lot of stuff that's in MMA that's ridiculous. It's just retarded. If you touch the ground, you can't knee to the face. That kind of stuff.

There's so many laws that just won't, they never change them. And just like you can't wear tights. There's so many laws that just won't, they never change them. And just like you can't wear tights, you can't, the laws, you can't have your calf covered because it's dangerous. Extra traction. Yes, it's so dangerous. It's crazy. It's illegal.

Dude, Phil is tired, man. You have to have the calves exposed. Open, poke, poke to the eye. Damn. I was just about to say that Phil, he blew out so much energy in that first round. He's beating the brakes off him. Yeah. Well, he did a lot of fucking damage.

Of course he did. Look at that. That's Enrique Iglesias right there. No, that's Enrique's brother. He sent to Fernandez when he was 26. Conor McGregor's got a pink shirt and tie. Yeah, of course he does. Dapper.

I love him. He's my new favorite fighter. She likes cockiness. Wow. Yeah. Powerful Aubrey. Good choice. Oh, God. Right in the eye with that damn god I hate that I'm just gonna be rooting against him I hope

he here's another thing if we're gonna have gloves if we're gonna have gloves why the fuck don't they cover the tips of the fingers why don't they figure out a way to do that? Because if you look at the fingers, man. It's not that much of a problem. It's a big problem, man. I think it's a huge problem. How many John Jones fights have there been eye pokes?

Fuck, every one. But even if the fingers were covered, can't you still poke someone's eye? Yes. Yeah, but the nail's not there. I think it's more John's technique. I think if the fingers are covered, you're not going to be able to dig in with one finger. Just a little finger condom. That's not good enough. They'll still fuck you up.

Let me poke you in the eye with a finger condom on. Open up. Boink. You'd be like, damn, ow. I know you got finger condoms

in there somewhere. Dude, my daughter accidentally poked me in the eye the other day and I saw sparks. I was thinking, I was like, what the fuck?

When you go to a restaurant and they have the gloves on, what's the fucking difference if they grab their balls, if they grab their ass with the gloves on? They wouldn't do that. They have respect. Whoa, Phil Davis with a big takedown. Take your gloves off.

Oh, rear naked. Rear naked. Every order, new gloves. Look at this. Nope. Too high. Kitchen sink. Got too high.

He's got to drop his hips down, but he doesn't want to lose his position. He doesn't want to get bucked up. It's crazy that he's standing. Yeah. Well, end of the round, too, there. It was a short time. I thought he was going to do it. It's 2-0 for Phil.

Fuck yeah. MMA takes off the gloves. Football takes off the pads and helmets. Oh, that's a good idea. It's called rugby. It's a good idea. It's a terrible idea. It's a terrible idea.

It seems really dangerous, but it's actually safer. Did you guys see that rugby thing where the dude KO'd the dude on the field? That's a terrible idea. That's a terrible idea. It seems really dangerous, but it's actually safer. Did you guys see that rugby thing where the dude KO'd the dude on the field? He ground and pounded him. Dude, hit him with the right hand, dropped him, and then fucking pounded him out. How about that video of that ref at a karate tournament who takes out both competitors? He's the ref, and he's trying to separate them. Like a Russian ref, dude. He made karate look beautiful. It was a real fight He was trying to separate him and then he just went pop up like a buck and then he kicked the guy

Oh, it's amazing name of the video. I've never seen that Maybe if you youtube search karate karate ref fight ref see my father Jamie find it It's like a three second video. It's amazing. Okay, and watch this find it. It's like a three-second video. It's amazing. Okay, and watch this real quick. This is about a three-second. Oh! Wow! Who's working the fucking truck?

Bruce Connell! Who's working the fucking truck? Dana's going fucking nuts. Where was Jenny's ass? They were fucking screaming in their headphones right now. Why didn't you show Jenny's ass? You showed her face. You showed her walk down.

She's very beautiful. You had an opportunity to show her ass. need that America needs that Phil Davis two rounds oh damn clover knows it's do over no Glover's on fire right now well he knows it's do or die man these two These two rounds in the hole. Damn. Look at that big punch, son. Big push. Power. Big push here. Like Ray Lewis and shit.

Damn. Well, he's built like a goddamn superhero. He really is. Phil Davis has a ridiculous body. It's crazy. It is. His back's insane. His legs are retarded.

They're just so goddamn big. Hey, Eddie, is this it? It sounds so good. Eddie, is that it? Is that the video? Yes. This is it. Go full screen on that shit.

Check this out. We're going to watch a fight. Hold up. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Go full screen on that shit. Check this out. We're going to watch a fight. Hold up. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. We'll watch that shit after this fight's over.

The fight only has four minutes to go. Something's about to happen in this. We'll need some downtime while there's a... What gluttons we are. Almost watching a fight during a fight. I want to fucking kill an animal, too. Someone take their clothes off. Ooh, good takedown.

Oh, big takedown for Phil. That's huge. Two of the best light heavyweights in the world. Cue up that Russian beating the shit out of those two guys. From 1982. The karate guys. That's fine. As long as he had those shiny pants on.

I used to love those kickboxing pants. They're laced in the front like a sneaker. Remember that shit? Chuck Norris used to wear them. I had those, bitches. I had those. I love Chuck Norris so much. I wore those for my Taekwondo pants.

Oh, here's the mouth. Oh, look at this. Phil Davis. Oh, look at that. I like how heris so much. I wore those for my Taekwondo pants. Oh, here's the mouth. Oh, look at this. Phil Davis. Oh, look at that. I like how he hooked the leg. That was nice. That was very nice. Cradle, baby.

Phil Davis. 10th grade wrestling. Man, my big brother used to do that to me. I hated that shit. Well, you remember how Boss Rootin' used to tap guys with some fucking crazy cradle? That's the Boss Rootin' shard machine. Reverse press. I boss-routing, weird, reverse press. I still use that. Yeah, it's dope.

I taught that on Mastering the System. He gets a headlock on one side and he hooks your leg on the other side and he fucking flexes and just separates

your head from your body. It's the boss-routing shark machine. He's such an amazing person. He's so goddamn strong. Especially in his prime, boss is so goddamn strong. It's his prime. Boss was so goddamn strong.

It's a legit technique. Should I make you shit yourself? Should I make you shit yourself? Yeah. We almost saw it once in the UFC. I forget who was going for it, but I almost forgot it existed. And then Joe Silva actually reminded me. That's that boss rooting thing.

I was like, that's right. Damn, Phil Davis running it. That's insane. Running it, man. Phil's an underdog. I bet. This, Phil Davis running it. That's insane. Running it, man. Phil's an underdog. Great for my bet. This is a big fight. John Fitching.

Oh, big punches, man. Phil Davis looking as good as ever against a fucking legit killer. Yeah, best performance I've seen. Well, you know what? He came off that rumble fight. He knew he had to take it to the next level. You know what? I'll be honest.

I would like to see him going for the finish. He's trying, man. No, I mean, I'm talking submit. It's me talking to submit. But dude, he's still tagging him. I mean,

he's got two minutes to go and he's beating the shit out of Glover. Bad. I mean, he's hit him with 30 or 40 unanswered shots. I'd still rather see a submission.

Who was the one-handed, the one-armed Kimura? That was him. The one-armed Kimura? That was fucking badass. Look at him. Very high level. Probably gets the cage. Yeah, that was-armed Kimura. That was him. The one-armed Kimura? That was fucking badass. Look at him. Very high-level. Probably gets the cage.

Yeah, that was bad. What he's doing to Glover, man. I know he's making lickety's, but this is crazy. Oh, no, I'm not. No, this is insane. Yeah, this is sick. Dude, Glover's an animal. Animal.

Straight beast. You know, I wonder how much of an effect, if any, and I'm just throwing this out there because I have to. Look at that. He's on top now. His camp, doing his camp in Danbury, Connecticut, as opposed to doing it like an American top team. What kind of sparring partners is he getting?

I don't know. Maybe he had a bunch of guys fly in to work with him. Phil Davis is an awesome wrestler, though. I would imagine. Yeah. No, Phil is awesome. Oh, there we go. Look, it's still going on.

Glover can still catch him with 120 to go. Deep breaths. That's why I wanted to finish right there. Deep breaths here. You know what I mean? Because of this. Go on. Get on the side, Phil. could still catch him with 120 to go that's why i wanted to finish right there deep breaths oh dude over the top of that right here oh we heard him he hurt him with that one man that was clean on the jaw whoa if he comes back oh man nice drop down on that single he's chasing him look at that phil knew he had to stay on that dude yeah Oh, look at that. Over spins and kicks. He's out. He's chasing him. Look at that. That's Phil new. He had to stay on that dude.

Yeah. And if he drags him to the ground, the shit is all his. Oh, yeah. Game over. Game over. It's big. He recovered.

He recovered. Look at that. He keeps going. He's a wrestler. He can do this all day. His grappling cardio is different than striking cardio because striking cardio is more labored. So when you see him standing up and he's tired,

he's still like moving kind of labored. But when you see him on the ground, he looks fucking sharp him standing up and he's tired, he's still moving kind of labored, but when you see him on the ground, he looks fucking sharp as shit, even when he's tired. He's gassing all over the place and recovering all over the place. Gassing, recovering, gassing, recovering. But his wrestling, he doesn't gas when he's grappling.

He's just controlling that motherfucker. But any grappler can gas. He's breathing while he's doing it. You can tell he's taking some big ass deep breaths. His mouth is open, but he's fucking dominating. He's breathing while he's doing it. I mean, you can tell he's taking some big-ass deep breaths. His mouth is open, but he's fucking dominating. Yeah, he can do this all night. He could go five rounds of this. Yeah, I mean, he's got to burn hot.

You have to burn hot in order to wear a guy out. I mean, he's got to wear himself out. So we're getting a view of his cardio. Why is Glover putting his hand up? That's called an ass-whooping, son. He's getting the fuck beat up. What happened? Is that it? San Diego ass-whooping, son. He's getting the fuck beat up. What happened? Is that it?

That's a San Diego ass whooping in Brazil. Yeah, that was pretty goddamn strong. That was crazy, man. That's real cardio. That's three rounds. That's three rounds. That's all three rounds. He looked like that after the first round, remember?

Yeah. That's a big victory right there. I'm just calling it a big victory. Huge. Because if he loses this fight, I fucking quit. Quit my MMA, bro. I'm going straight to pro wrestling. Damn, I said.

Powerbomb everyone. Big fucking loss, man. You know the mentality you need to get to that point? Where Phil Davis is. That cut. Yeah. Just the journey. Especially coming off that loss.

He's got front kick and then a right hand at it again. Damn, that is a nice move. That front kick right hand he does. And he throws the right hand like a jab. His right leg is forward when he throws it. But he's got a lot. Damn, that is a nice move, that front kick right hand he does. And he throws the right hand like a jab. His right leg is forward when he throws it. But he's got a lot of pop behind it. He catches you like it. He cracks you with it in the end.

Ian, you're gassing all over the place constantly and recovering constantly, right? That's just gas. If you ain't gassing all over the place, you ain't pushing yourself hard enough, right? Exactly. That's how you break people. That's just... Yeah, that's what we just saw. We just saw Phil break them.

I didn't know shit about cardio my whole life. I always heard people talk about cardio. Tito Ortiz would talk about cardio. Randy Couture, they talk about cardio. And I always thought cardio was how long can you go before you get really tired? Like you're huffing and puffing. That's your cardio. I got like eight minutes of cardio.

That's what I always thought it was. No one really explained it to me at all. I never trained like a professional athlete until Metamorris. And once I decided... Of course you won. So I just decided, man,

what am I going to do for cardio? I was lifting weights. I was doing a lot of jiu-jitsu. I was training with Jean-Jacques. And I just decided, fuck, I'm going to do sprints. And I'm going to go to the pool, the 24-hour fitness. And I'm going to figure this out by myself. I just drove to the fucking pool. They had a big clock.

And I never do this. I'm not a professional. I go, I'm going to sprint 20 times across the pool. I've done sprints before in the past. 20 times. And as soon as the clock, the big clock in the pool hits the 12, that's when I'll take off. And then I might finish at 25 or 30 and I'll stay at

the other side of the pool until it hits 12 again. And it hits 12, I go boom, sprint again. I just made this up. And I did it 20 times. God damn. The problem with doing cardio in the pool is that you don't get to read your heart rate. Do they have like a cardio monitor that works in a pool? No, this is what I did. I kept it simple. I just went as fast

as I fucking can and I didn't need anybody coaching me because my law was I'm only going to rest until it hits 12 again so I better bust ass. So I was racing across the pool so I can get that time to rest and what I learned about myself is holy shit

every time I spinned across I got really tired. The first three were easy but when I got to 10 to 12, my plan was, I just said 20, because metamorphosis, 20 minutes. I go, I'm going to do 20, and do that at 10, 11, 12, I was dead, just on the edge of the pool, barely, I was dying. There's all these old people at the pool and shit. They're going, what the fuck is this guy doing? I just made this shit up, but what I learned, I learned it.

You could be dead tired and recover within 30 seconds. That's what I was learning. And I would be dead. When it hit the 9, I'd be like, when it hit the 10, I'd be like, but by the time it hit the 11, I'd go, let's go again.

Another sprint, bam, you get across, boom, I end up with 30 seconds of rest. Same thing. So you get across, boom I end up with 30 seconds of rest Same thing, so you learn Holy shit You can recover over and over If I didn't know this, when I'd get to that point In grappling, I would go I'm done, I would break

I have to do more casts Someone needs to talk to him That's how you know you're the champ It's like the Bieber effect When you put that shit on, everyone goes, no, it looks great, man. Yeah. No, no, you look good, man. Let's show that karate video.

Let's show that karate video. Calling out Anderson Silva. Powerful. Phil, did he call out Anderson Silva? He called out Anderson Silva. Did he really? He did. That's what he said?

Yeah. He goes, I beat a lot of Brazilians, but there's only one I want to fight next. Oh, my God. He has a fight coming up. Anderson's fighting Nick Diaz. Why is he saying that? Look at that big old fat. It's a real call out, right?

Man, he talks a lot. He's got a triple knot in that tie. He's fat. He knows what he's doing. A lot of shit. Yes. He's backing it up, though. Here's the video.

Here's the video. We're talking about it. Let's watch this shit. So the dudes are karate duking it out. Watch the ref. Watch the ref. Oh, I saw it. Wow, they are going off, man. Damn, where is this taking place?

Check this out. Where is this taking place? It's a gymnasium for sure. Damn. Oh, shit. He just took out that guy, too. Oh, shit. He just fucking out that guy too Oh shit He just fucking went

Like elephant on rampage Robocop Yeah No one's No one's stopping him either man That's like those scenes At the circus Where an animal

Just goes fucking crazy So he tries to push him away They don't push away Boom He knocks that guy And then he kicks that guy in the face And look at this guy Dang

This guy gets tore up too Boom This guy gets tore up That's insane He fucking They have a TV crew there Look they have a camera crew there And look at this guy. Dang. This guy gets tore up too. Boom. This guy gets tore up. That's insane. He fucking sidekicked that guy in the face with his shoes on. They have a camera crew there. Well, they're filming it.

That's why we're watching it. The competitor's like, what the fuck is happening? Maybe that was a movie. This is someone's memory that they sketched. Maybe someone was filming the making of a movie. I don't know. That looked like a real fight, man. It was a movie. That was a real fight.

Those guys were really hitting each other. That was a good technique, too. Where'd that take place, Jamie? I'm looking. It doesn't necessarily say. I think it's Russia. Russia. Yeah, that looks like something would happen in Russia.

Have you seen the amateur boxing fight that the guy, after the fight, takes his gloves off and goes over and beats the shit out of the ref? No way. It's bad. Yeah, it's fucking bad. I didn't watch that. It's an old guy. It's fucked up. You see him chase the guy out, and they've got to fucking help the old. No way. It's bad. Yeah, it's not good. I didn't watch that. It's an old guy. Yeah, it's fucked up.

You see him chase the guy out and they gotta fucking help the old man up and he's falling over. It's like, ooh, fuck, man. It wasn't funny like that. Look at the graphics on these games now.

I know, that looks like a dude. That looks like a real dude. Look at this. It, by the way, doesn't look like that when you play it. It just doesn't. It just doesn't. doesn't i mean it looks

close but there's enough clipping and weirdness to it the frames per second that they can achieve in these previews that they can just make it look a lot sweeter we're a couple years from indistinguishable from reality though probably on those games well you're going to be able to have games where you use the oculus rift you play out like a video. You make a video of things that are actually happening and instead of a game engine just have them do it like a hundred different fucking ways where

have them repeat the same scenarios over and over again from all these different angles so that no matter where you are or where you're moving it feels like you're actually doing it. You can turn to your left and it's really just like as if you turn to your left like they'll Be able to program those in the same way they do it with like stop-motion animation where you have to do each individual frame They'll just have different possible scenarios

They have people actually act out to the point where they cover the whole room Like a like a fan like one of those folding fans Every ounce of the room gets covered with a possibility. Too much. And then you have these headset on, and you're in this room, and you can take these possibilities. It's already been planned out as a video. And then you watch it, you play it out, and you fucking shoot aliens in real time,

and you fuck, and you get on spaceships. I'm not interested in that. It's going to happen, man. You get a suit that has that electro stem, you know how when you put put electro stem on it, it causes the muscle to collapse, you know? So if you get hit somewhere, it'll just cramp up, you know, send it through a pulse. No, they don't have it yet.

You guys just a theory? But it's going to happen, you know? So that'll, like, freeze you up, you know, on that one side, and you have to, like, limp through. They have those things already, those stem machines. People use them already. They're supposed to help recovery. Yeah, the complex machine? Yeah, have you added that shit

to like a suit? Yeah. Something bites you, you feel the teeth clamp in your body. You could have a virtual lap pad. You could rock a lot of toys on your pants. Give up some predictions here. What do we think is going to happen here?

Aldo, KO, TKO. Mendes, decision. Aldo, when you say Aldo, how quickly? First round? Second round? Third round? Mendes' decision says Brent Schaub. Mendes, second round, TKO. Second round, TKO, says Warrior Poet.

He gives zero fucks. He's making calls. Eddie Bravo. I'm going to say... God damn it, I don't know. Damn it, I don't know. I'm going with damn it, I don't know. Damn it, I don't know. I'm going with damn it, I don't know as well. Kareem Abdul-Chukmal. What do you think?

I don't know. I'm going with I don't know also, man. This is a tough one. It's a tough one. Great picks, gentlemen. It's really fun. Yeah. This side of the table takes zero chances.

I understand you know. Here's my take on it. Aldo is fucking incredibly difficult to take down like one of the most difficult to take down until he gets tired

the problem is by the time you get him tired and you take him down you are eating some of the fastest fucking leg kicks in the business and that combination

the dutchie the left hook to the body and then the right leg kick he throws that motherfucker as good as anybody that's ever walked the face of the planet. Yeah, but Mendes is throwing that against pads every day. That's part of Dwayne's

thing. It is possible that Mendes can win this fight. Don't get me wrong. Mendes can knock out anyone on the fucking planet if he connects. The way he knocked out Clay Guida, the way he knocked out Darren Elkins, if Mendes cracks you, he can fucking put it on you. He's the hardest hitter in this division by far.

Unbelievable athlete. Ridiculous freak athlete. Jeremy hits hard too. It's a wild fight. I don't know. What I say earlier that I have no idea, I have no idea. Mendes can win this fucking fight. Don't get me wrong.

No doubt about it. And he can win by knockout. I think he can do that to anybody. The question is, if you watch their first fight and you watch their second fight, how much has he improved? And that's the only thing we're going to find out tonight. We're going to find out how much he's improved and whether or not Aldo is in any way regressed. You know, whether or not his injuries, he's had a bunch of injuries. He's had like a nagging neck injury.

He's had all sorts of different things that have, you know, fucked with him. He's had kidney stones that he's gotten that, you know, fucked with him. He's had kidney stones that he's gotten that either are weird who you talk to. It's either it's genetic or it's from weight cutting. There's a lot of people that believe it's an either or thing that it might be genetic and

you get exacerbated by weight cutting. He's a big guy. He's a big guy and he struggles to make that 145 and I think that's one of the reasons why he's been having a hard time in the later rounds. But goddamn, to get through those fucking rounds, you've got to go through hell, son. That beating he put on Uriah Faber's leg. Holy shit, dude. He's something.

He's something, man. He's a lightning fast, ridiculous striker who's also world class at jiu-jitsu. His jiu-jitsu game is fucking real good. You just don't see it. But occasionally you do see it. Like in the Mike Brown fight when he got Brown on his back and he sunk those hooks in. That is a legit black belt back mount to smashing.

Were you at the Uriah fight with him? Yeah. I was out there. When Aldo came out to the I'm going to run this town tonight, I was the only person in Sacramento going, yeah, fuck yeah, bro. Oh, my God, what are you doing? I'm like, he's going to fuck your boy up. Just wait.

Ed Soares told me about that before. He was so excited. His manager was like, he's going to come out to that Jay-Z song and run this town tonight. And we were like, oh, shit. he's going to come out to that Jay-Z song and run this town tonight. And we were like oh shit. He's going deep. Your eye is the coolest person

in Sacramento. It used to be the scary combo. The scary combo was the elite wrestler with Chuck Liddell striking. That was a nightmare. Like what the fuck are you going to do?

You might get shut off. There's a good chance tonight you're going to get shut off. You know what I mean? But the combo of black belt in jiu-jitsu and vicious striker, damn, that's a whole different dimension. It is because the ground game is a more dangerous ground game. You're trying to get this guy to the ground, but he might choke you.

There's a very good chance that he's better than you on the ground. So what now? What the fuck are you going to do now? It opens up possibilities. Wrestlers in this day and age are not really just wrestlers. Pretty much everybody has some ground game knowledge. But you'd be amazed at how many guys are fighting in the UFC that they really don't work on certain positions.

They never work on being on their back. I've rolled with some people that are in the UFC. I'm like, I'm fucking tiny, and I just balled you up. Everyone talks about my wrestling, but I'm not a world-class wrestler. I'm just good at MMA wrestling. I mean, I do beat up kids in college and stuff, but I never accomplished anything. Yeah, he comes out this all the time. It's his shit.

I've been doing jiu-jitsu for just as long. I'm only a purple belt, but that's cause my coach Is my coach And I don't wear a gi ever Yeah well that's probably Yeah it's hard When you don't wear a gi Jiva's very like He's amazing

You know Jiu Jitsu But you put on a gi That's how you get your belts Don't get a bravo start On the gi please Why do you hate the gi so much No no I don't I don't hate the gi

I just don't ever wear it For safety It's gotta come You gotta remember Where you came from I know I just love the fact You're wearing a fucking Hoist Gracie t-shirt After all the shit You guys have been talking For safety. You've got to remember where you came from. I know. We're pretty comfortable. I just love the fact that you're wearing a fucking Hoist Gracie t-shirt after all the

shit you guys have been talking about. He's been talking shit. You haven't talked any shit. I haven't talked any shit. I put up some memes. No, I'll put some memes. Yeah, some memes up. I'm like, I talk shit in a funny way.

He talks shit in an angry way. Yeah, he's really mad at you. He hates me. He has anger. He shouldn't be mad at you, man. I talk shit in a funny way. You've been nothing but fucking praising of him from the jump, man. I mean, we both said that if it wasn't for Hoist, we would have never been in jiu-jitsu in the first place.

He just needs to sit. He's also a proud guy. He needs to sit down and realize with Eddie and just get the two of them together. If they spoke for more than half an hour, Hoist would realize. Eddie is never disrespectful. No, he would never realize that. He'd just beat your brother, that's all. He would never realize that.

Beat your brother a couple times. He needs an ayahuasca trip more than anybody. Yeah, well, it's unfortunate, because a lot of people are upset at him for this whole thing. I mean, I've read a lot of forum threads about people with, like, legit arguments, like, that that guy used to be a hero to them, and then you hear him saying shit like this.

This is just not what my hero would say. Why are you saying that? Even the MMA websites were talking about the things he was saying about Pot. In a crazy way, I know this is going to sound insane, but I appreciate it.

He's thinking about me. That's fucking nuts. That's Horace Gracie. Horace Gracie saying my name That's fucking nuts. That's Hoist Gracie. Hoist Gracie saying my name? That's fun. That's crazy. That's the ultimate UFC legend. I think it's pretty cool. That's flattering, I think.

When he starts talking more shit, I like it. I'm like, oh, what did he say? I'm like, cool. I'm like, oh, shit. He signed with Bellator. He said he would punch my nose if I had a German rubber guard. He would punch you in the nose. What did you say?

Hoist with Bellator. Yeah, he signed with Bellator. He's going to do, not as a fighter, he's going to be some ambassador. You know, Scott Coker is a friend of the UFC. He used to own Strikeforce. I think it's going to be a different relationship with Bellator. I think it's good for the sport. Fuck yeah.

It's always good for the sport. Look, they know what they're doing. They know that they have a B-level organization. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with having a B. They have some great fights, a lot of fun fights. But they've got Emmanuel Newton. The UFC has Jon Jones.

Emmanuel Newton is a very good fighter, but he's not Jon Jones. They had fucking Hector Lombard, who might be the motherfucker at 170. He might be the motherfucker. He's a scary guy. He might be the motherfucker. Everyone's terrified. Everybody's scared of that, too. Tyrone Woodland's like, uh, I'm not really interested.

Thanks anyway. I'm going to do it. I'm just going to take some time off. Think this over. And, you know, who's scarier than Woodley physically? Woodley's a fucking beast. Hector Lombard. Exactly.

He looks like a centipede. He's got dudes. He looks like a cartoon. A bigger, scarier. He looks like a buff dude in a real old, old cartoon. Where that'd be just like a dude who's just like really buff and he looks fake. His ass and legs just don't even look. Me and Cal talk about this.

He has a tailpiece on him. I thought it was a professional bodybuilder with spray-painted sweats on. Yo, dude. I was like, what? I was like, look at the ass on that one. Cal's like, Jesus, man. He's just all judo'd the fuck out. Yeah, we haven't had any.

Ass for days. Oh, we did have some gay talk. Okay, we did. Okay, so we're all good. A little bit. We got it. We got it. Represent my boy, Cal. my boy just a tip remember we said that if we were gay this place would be a mess yes yes we'd just be buying each other we'd be having an orgy there wouldn't be no fight companion we'd be having an orgy watching the fights here with yeah you'd pull your dick out

what darren elkins won shove it right back in somebody. The whole night. The whole night. It'll just be like loads. Boom, boom. You got another one in. Phil Davis. I got one more in me. Let's do it.

I got one more. Let's go. Oh, this one's for you, Phil Davis. It'll be like Jiu Jitsu when you look over at the guy and go, you got another one in? You got another one in you. I got another one. Dude wants to quit. He called quits in his head, but someone got called him out and there's 10 minutes left.

I got another one, bro. Let's do it. Good dark past, bro. Okay. Here it is. Let's go light. He called quits in his head, but someone got called him out, and there's 10 minutes left. I got another one, bro. Let's do it. Good start pass, bro. Okay. Here it is. Let's go light. Not hard. Let's hear what it sounds like when they introduce.

I can't go hard anymore. I want to hear what it sounds like when they introduce Aldo. Dude, you said light. Dude, you said light. Is there a volume button on that? I want to hear this. When they introduce Aldo, that place is going to go fucking shithouse insane. Give it a good crank, Jamie.

Crank that bitch way the fuck up. Look at the size of that place. Jamie, don't listen to him. Turn it down. Crank it up, Jamie. I just love hearing the Brazilian fans scream. You ain't seen nothing. Aubrey's been there.

Dude, it's like no other place in the world when it comes to the enthusiasm of the fans so far sounds like fucking Stephen Bonner You're never gonna really grasp it Unless you're there This is not part of Brazil that he's from He grew up on the other side But Conor McGregor and I I fought in Rio

And then I fought in Dublin And Dublin was And Rio is amazing But Dublin was fucking insane They're just drunker. Oh, they're drunker? Well, they're wild people, man. They're wild people, man. At first I got there and I was kind of like, fuck this kid, Connor.

It's kind of annoying. And then I'm sitting there watching him psychoanalyzing the whole thing and just kind of watching it all unfold. Like, this motherfucker's crazy. And everywhere you go in Ireland, they're like, oh, are you here for Connor? Yeah, I guess so, right? I guess that's why I'm here.

Here we go. Mendes moving forward. Mendes. Oh, leg kick. Look at this. Mendes in his face right away. That's that Dwayne movement there. That's it.

Look at this. Never mind. He does look like TJ. I lied again. Dude, looking good Never mind. He does look like TJ. I lied. Again. Dude, looking good. Landing shots. Totally looks like TJ.

Oh, shit. Dude. Aldo. Mendes looking slick. Oh. I love when Aldo gets ghetto like that. He gives a good right leg kick by Mendes right there, though. No.

This one might not go to the decision. This is going to... Someone's going to sleep, I though. Oh. He's still in there. This one might not go to a decision. No. This is gonna... Someone's going to sleep I think. Oh, check that one. Mendes is the same to come after him. Good jab. Oh, right hand by Mendes. The more you can make Aldo work like this, man.

Mendes got a little bit of a mouse in that left eye. Little bit of a mouse. And if Mendes... Oh! Oh! Oh shit! He's rocked! He's rocked! That was a big left hook lose legs who's wobbly son left hook oh jesus christ that fucking uppercut holy shit i was going to the sky

going southpaw on him occasionally fucking fearless dude good job mendez looking to get this fucking title, man. Are you kidding me? This is fucking exciting. Fuck yeah, it is. Ooh, he's looking to uncork right there in that right hand. Oh, Aldo lands one. You don't want to land one. Ludwig creating monsters.

Seriously. Oh, but look, now Mendes is right in front of him. He doesn't want to do this. I know. Move, Mendes. Go back to what got you there. Got to get on your bike, man. Yeah, well, you know what?

You get that feeling like you might finish this fucking guy and you're standing right in front of him. That's how Aldo catches people. That's how Aldo catches people. You don't want to be standing in front of him, man. You want to go right back to what got you to that spot. He's definitely recovered by now.

You gotta assume he's recovered. Maybe he hasn't recovered. Maybe Mendes really doesn't look the same. Maybe Mendes knows he hurt him. Like right there, that didn't look like it. Nice. Oh, another hard leg kick. He's going to go high with it.

Oh, look at this. He hit a left hook. That looks like it hurt him a little bit. That left hook looked like it hurt. Mouse over the eyes, son. Good defense by Mendes, too. But Aldo's so goddamn sudden. He could just end shit.

And everything he throws is perfect. Mm-hmm. Perfect technique. Oh! Mendes just standing right in front of Aldo. Who the fuck would have thought this? Oh, vicious left. Dude, nice jab by Mendez.

How much better did his fucking striking get? Dwayne Ludwig. Fucking Ludwig is a wizard. He really is a goddamn wizard. A crazy OCD wizard. Oh, nice left hook. Goddamn. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! That was a one-two! Oh, damn! He's like, no more knees, please. Oh, hard leg kick. Oh, checked yours. Dude, all those lit up.

Look at his face. Oh, left hook over the top again! That's awesome. Oh, sweet man! up look at his face oh oh shit 137 to go damn holy shit what a fucking fight listen to the crowd now just miss with that epicot they're screaming at you oh you can't just eat that kick. He just ate that one. They're singing in the crowd. Ate a jab right there, too. All right, folks.

Come on, ref. You're working it out, bud. Oh, man. They worked it out. Don't give him a chance. He needs to get back in the movement, though. Oh, man. Back to the footwork, son.

Yeah. He's got to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope Dwayne Lubbock's screaming that at him right now. He's trying to stay on him, but Aldo deserves his fucking rest if it's a legit eye poke. Let's take a look at it right here. Yeah, kind of hit his eyebrow. That's not an eye poke where I come from.

In Aurora, Colorado, that's not an eye poke. Okay, so the consensus, he's probably taking a little bit of a break right here, right? Yes, 100%. Veteran move. 100%, right? And bit of a break right here, right? Yes, 100%. That's a move. 100%, right? And there's nothing wrong with that, right? This isn't his first rodeo. Yeah, and look, it legitimately did go in his eye.

So he's taking a little bit of a break. Maybe it hurts more than we... Yeah, and he's allowed to. You say a poke, I say a raise. So if he's allowed to, it's not really cheating. Did I get poked in the eye? Yeah, he's probably not even saying anything. Hey, it went in my eye.

Are you okay? It went in my eye. Ooh. Right back my eye. Ooh. Right back at it. Ooh! Right hand! Oh! Look at that.

Ooh, that left hook. Clip it. Oh! Bendis takes him down. Look at this scramble. Mad scramble. Wow. Kick to the body.

Nice kick to the body, man. Ooh, hard kick to the body, man. He could not keep him down. Oh! Oh! Oh, no! A lot of time left. Shit.

Finish him. Finish him. Oh, man. You got to finish him. He's got to get that knee across. Big left hand. Go back to half guard. Go back to half guard. 18 seconds to go.

Half guard. Scramble Oh god Oh, three hit by Mendes Mendes, footwork Oh, uppercut Oh, big one Oh, hit the fucking bell He's locked

Holy shit! Holy shit! He's out of it man! Look at him! Holy shit! He'll recover, he'll recover. Holy shit! What a fucking round!

That's like a movie round! The war's coming out of these fucking two gyms together, it just turned into amazing. Oh my god, what a fucking round! Let's hear what Duano says. That's one of the best rounds I've seen in a long fucking time. Look together just turned an amazing. Oh my god. What a fucking round. Let's hear what Duano says Look at the end of the fight boom at the buzzer he relaxed Men is beating up at first and then you see the girl in the background shaking her finger. That was after the buzzer She's gonna to get on Twitter

and then get fired. Watch. That's got to be Mendes' girlfriend. Yeah, no Brazilian chick is going to be wagging her finger at the camera.

Or if she is, she's saying, you should have not said shit. He recovered. He's fine. Yeah, you say that. He's fine.

No, Mendes is fine. Are you crazy? Dude, that guy is a fucking he might be concussed. Dude... He might be concussed. Define fine. Define fine. Dude, he might be concussed.

Cross-eyed birdies? Yes. Dude, look at him right now. Chiseled features? You don't know, man. That makes sense. The only one who knows right now is Chad. That's it.

He's the only one who knows. Look at his eyes. I know. Me and Chad. Just me and Chad. He's glazed over. Yeah, even if he does recover well, that was a stunning punch. Back to the footwork.

Yep. Look at him. Dancing around like an angel. Dude, he took a bunch of fucking punches off of his clock right there. Look at him. He looks beautiful. Look at that stuff. If he gets hit again, he's going to be for sure, his chin's going to be diminished by that.

Are you crazy? Look at that. That was a slip at that as a slip Eddie Bravo's giving up on doing commentary Chad just looks better he's not moving on that left every way every level he's buying time with his footwork oh oh no Nut kick. Chad. Oh, no.

He was trying to hit him with the knee. He was trying to catch Aldo. This break helps out Chad, though. Here we go. Yeah. This break helps out Chad. This one does, yeah. Unless the fight ends here. No.

Dude, weird shit's happened before. Let's take a look at it. Oh, a strong, strong foot to the team. Okay, now, Ian, if he's take a look at it. Oh, a strong foot to the taint. Okay, now, Ian, if he's got a metal cup on, how much difference is it? For the front, the dick and the balls, beans and frank, it's fine, but it's

the undercarriage, the coffee table. So that shot still hurts. That hurts. That one sucks. To the taint? Yeah, in the taint area. And underneath, you still go up into your junk and it hurts. I got kicked in the dick the other day. I had a line bruise down half my dick. In what circles does that conversation come up? I got kicked in the dick.

It hurts so bad. I called her. I'm like, it hurts when I pee. She's like, well, you got something to tell me? I got kicked. I got hit in the dick once so bad. I just started wearing a cup for jiu-jitsu. Because my dick, I took my jock off and it was filled with blood.

Oh! And so I was thinking, god damn it, do I go to the emergency room? And then I decided what would I do if that was my nose? If it was my nose, I wouldn't go to the emergency room. So I just went home and I jerked off. I figured if my dick got hard, I didn't have to worry.

And it was okay. It's weird how we're on the same page. I pissed blood for a few days, though. It was just a guard pass, too. Somebody was passing my guard, and he shoved his knee right into my dick hole. See, as a girl,

I get nervous about that. I just wish y'all would wear cuffs all the time. I made kids after that, though, so it's all good. Back to this fucking awesome fight. Shit. Oh, there's a hard one. That was a hard one.

And why did he shake his finger? Because he checked it. He checked it? Yeah. Let's have a look. He's getting a little cocky here. Well, this is the thing about Aldo. Everybody knows that in the second, third, and fourth round,

he starts to slowly begin to taper off. And oftentimes in the fifth round, it's just not the same fighter. For the first couple rounds, he's a motherfucker. Ooh, that rocked him. But this was a crazy first round, and here we are in the second. Nice body kick. If Mendes might be starting... Ooh, that was a good one.

Mendes might start to think that he's getting into him. But you know what? Mendes has not been known for his cardio either because he's such a beastly dude. You know, those beastly guys, the Lombards and the Woodleys. Too much muscle. There's so much muscle involved. And so much fast twitch, too. It's not that slow endurance runner muscle, you know?

Like the Nick Diaz type muscle. That guy, you never see him tired. This is a fucking great fight, though, huh? Because this is where it gets weird. It gets weird if you can get into the third, fourth, and fifth round. And especially if Mendes starts getting loose. Who won the first round? For a fucking crazy round.

But I've got to say Aldo. Yeah, Aldo. Because Aldo had him almost out cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just based on that. You've got to drop twice instead of once. Yeah, and the last one was giant. The last one was just a shot.

Oh, nice body kick. Oh, shit. Mendes getting loose. Oh, shit. That is a left line. Oh, check that one out. Owie, owie, owie, owie. Oh, left hook and right hand over the top.

Wow. Aldo loves that left hook. He's got a fucking nasty whipping one, too. No matter how much adrenaline you have, when you check a leg kick like that, shin to shin, it still hurts, right? Yeah. In the fight. Well, unless you're one of those Thai dudes like Malapet. You ever see Malapet fight where he kicks guys shin to shin on purpose to break them down?

We just had Yotsun Clay at our gym. Oh, God. 145 pounds, kicking a bag like never seen. He's a ferocious guy, man. One of my training partners just beat Malapet. Really? Who is it? Shane Oblonsky.

Oh, no shit. Dude, Yotsun Clay fought in lion fights recently. partners just beat malapet really who is it shane oblonsky fights in glory shit dude um yatsen kai fought in lion fights recently holy shit is he good he fought with the indian guy yeah i love watching pure thai like those pure thai fighters like him like malapet yatsen kai is the motherfucker though man he got like, he's 30 years old, right? And he has like some ungodly amount of fights. That's so crazy. Yeah, Ham, Sanchez, Superbond, guys like that.

Yeah. Because when they all come over, they come and stay and hang out with my coach. Oh, do they? Really? Oh, that's amazing. Is Ty Rules the most hardcore? They allow the most stuff? Yeah. Well, they allow you to clinch up and throw each other around.

You can kick dudes when they're on the ground. Pretty much when they're on the ground. You can throw them and shit Yeah Isn't that like Drakkar? What is that? The Drakko fights? Yeah, Drakko They used to have Drakka

They used to have takedowns Mo Smith fought in that shit Is that the most hardcore? Although tagged him again at the end of the round It just sweeps and like What's the most hardcore? Mendes gotta get him thinking about the takedown I'd say Muay Thai

Or Muay Thai He's gotta drag him into the third. Because they just bludgeon each other. But they just punch and kick it. Wouldn't that be more hardcore if you let them hold? I think so. I think it should be Muay Thai rules. I like Lion Fight's better rules. They allow full elbows.

All Muay Thai. They clinch up. They hold onto each other for a while. They ragdoll each other. Knee to the body. Elbow over the top They don't even have Elbows in Glory Glory is all kickboxing Like Dutch style

And we have some Amazing Americans right now Yeah I mean you got Kevin Ross Joe Schilling Romy Adonza Yep Kai Hollenbeck

Like And these are all guys That are friends with Yeah And they're It's To watch them fight Is fucking incredible

How about Schilling's Fucking fight In Glory Against What is his name? Simon Marcus. Simon Marcus. Oh my God. And then he, and then he fought, so that was an extra round, so a fourth round. Another fight, yeah.

Then he fought another fight. Incredible. And went three rounds. Incredible. And then he went and fought in the finals and fought, and fought to a decision. Incredible. With Artem. And Artem's a fucking badass.

Artem is a motherfucker. Dude. He's so talented. You see that spinning, spinning backhand that he hit him with? Yeah. Right off the slip. I just love the way he fights, too, with his hands down. He moves like a snake.

Mendes coming at him now. This is the round you picked it up in. Yeah, this is the... Look at this. He's already... He's got to show the shot. I bet you that's the game plan. Yeah, yeah.

I bet that is the shot. It's a slow pace. Okay, now things are looking way better for Mendes. You're digging into the third, fourth, and fifth rounds. Traditionally, you're dealing with a different Aldo. Oh, no. God damn it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, that's the end. We're a sad group of fucking non-gay orgy-having dudes. Have you ever had someone cut your eye with their finger? Have you ever cut your eye before? No, but you know the Winklejohn story, right? Mike Winklejohn, the great trainer

from Jackson's Academy, went blind because a guy he was holding pads for, his toenail went into his eyeball. Sliced his eyeball open and it was like

oozing out into his hand. It just like fell out. Yeah. Oh man, this looks like a bad one. You ever hear of Sean Bias? like fell out. Yeah. Oh, man. This looks like a bad one. You ever hear of Sean Bias? Sean Bias. Yeah, crazy fucking fighter from NorCal.

We were wrestling and I took his back and he went to grab my head and skipped his finger up my eyeball. Oh, my God. I was bleeding out of my eye. That was one of the scariest moments ever, but also it hurt so bad. Okay, here we go. They're back. They're back.

Is he going to take a point away? No, he said next time. Next time he's going to take a point. Let's see. Mendes, good defense. Oh, he tagged him. He tagged him. Tagged him with that left. Mendes with the left. Oh, right

hand of Aldo. Oh, god damn. That's such a sweet right hand. That's the one he hurt him with At the end of the first rather Aldo's still here man Great endurance in this show I wish Mendes would get to his wrestling a little bit Yeah

He'll show it to him like Kane does Up and down It'll make him work but I think he's worried That if he makes him work like that Then he'll be too tired to do what he needs to do to stay safe on his feet. Right? He burned a lot of energy earlier in the three downs. But he wants to definitely be able to have the speed and movement.

This is the Dwayne Ludwig style, strategy style. You know what's most interesting about this Dwayne Ludwig approach? He didn't use it. No, he definitely didn't. He didn't use it at all. Dwayne didn't fight like this. Dwayne went straight forward. Yeah, Dwayne Ludwig approach? He didn't use it. No, he definitely didn't. Dwayne didn't fire like this. Dwayne went straight forward. He's the worst guy to fire with.

Dwayne had nasty counters. No footwork. And no fucking, no slop in any of his movement. Like when he knocked out Jonathan Goulet with that right hand, that shit, he's backing up and that right hand comes off like a piston. That's how great Dwayne is. He knows.

Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. He knows that the best possible style will be stuff that he doesn't. Oh, hard left. Dude, Aldo fucked him up with that jab. Nice inside leg kick. Aldo's kind of.

Oh, damn. Dude. Dude, Mendes is trying to win this fucking fight. When he gets hit, he's getting angry. And he's like, digging his heels in, saying, no, not tonight. Not tonight. And he's a couple times been tagged,

and then come back and rocked Aldo. Because he's just determined to win this fight. But man, that's when you've got to be careful. When you're moving towards Aldo, those counters come so sharp. Who do you think is winning so far? That's a good question. I think Aldo's up to nothing.

Aldo, yeah, Aldo definitely won the first, I think. In the second round, I would say it's close, but probably Aldo, right? I would have to go over that again oh that was nice left nothing you think so yeah sure both you guys like yeah I think I was in all don't know about for sure Aldo is hurt! Wow. He's throwing that uppercut and makes it look like he got hurt! He got hurt!

Back and forth. Oh, that knee again. Little bit of a left hand. Damn, they hurt each other. Oh. Aldo's fucking tired. Back to his feet. He is fucking tired, but he's still dangerous as shit.

He throws so hard. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Move! Goddamn.

Dude, good sprawl by Aldo too, huh? And now Mendes is needing shots. He's trying to recover here. Keep punching him. I don't know why you're fucking stalling out. He doesn't want him to complete that single, right? Oh! Left hand hurt him! Oh! Get him down! Oh, shit! Look at this! Look at this! Wow. Mendes single right

Look at this Wow Mendez is a crazy shit foot stomps Look at he's going Marco. Who are taking my wonder why more people don't do that. Does that hurt Brandon? I Amore like don't do to me. I want to do Do these hurt? Foot stomps? Yeah, they happen. Is it more like, don't do it to me, and I won't do it to you?

Yeah, I don't know. Is it like that? It's just like those cycle kicks in the front knee. It's kind of expensive. It's kind of like, damn, man. Yeah, like, dude, that's dirty, right? Come on, bro. Look, he's doing it again.

The foot stomp and the front knee kick is horrible. But he's not putting much into these knees, right? Because he doesn't want to commit. Oh, those are hard. Ouch. I love those. Ooh, he keeps missing. He's missing.

Yeah, Dwayne's telling him to do it if you look at him. Oh! That's a hard one man. He made a move. He's like okay enough of that shit. You're gonna break my pinky toe. Talking shit. Oh shit I wonder what he said. Oh yeah they're laughing at each other.

Drop down now. The plum baby. Look out for that knee sign.. I said fight of the night son Wow One around although That round the Mendez because of that agree and then because the end. The fact that he got that takedown, got a hold of him. But, Tim, Aldo did crack him right there. But Mendes recovered. This is a hell of a fight.

This is a hell of a fight. Man. It's close. Like, that round was close. I forgot about Aldo dropping him there. It's close. But I think Mendes was controlling the end of the fight and tagged him at the end of the fight. I give a lot of credit to the end of a round. Or not the end of the fight and tagged him at the end of the fight I give a lot of credit to the end of a round

or not the end of the fight, the end of a round I give a lot of credit to the end of the round I give a lot of credit to the end of a fight because I feel like, and this is a stupid way to look at it but in a street fight it doesn't matter if a guy kicked your ass if the teachers pulled you off of him you won

you know what I'm saying? a guy can hit you with a one-two punch kick you in the leg punch you in the liver you're getting fucked up and then somehow another he slips and you want up on top and you're punched him in the face and the teacher pulls you off most people gonna think you want right yeah who was on top of the end Oh Danny was on top bro he was gonna kill that kid sometimes well that's a different one.

Depends on who's watching the fight. Yeah. Damn, Olo looks big. He put a lot of muscle on, didn't he? I was about to say he looks skinnier than usual. I thought he looked real muscular. All right, here we go. Whoa!

The deep, my friend. Goldie almost had an aneurysm right there. Deep. Switching up a lot, man. A lot of southpaw movement. That's again, Dwayne. Dwayne, a.k.a. Dominic Cruz. Fourth round is deep water for Aldo.

This is where shit gets weird with him. Chad looks like his guy is better than ever, too. Mark Hominick was on top of Aldo. Don't ever forget that. And Mark Hominick, a very good striker. That was the fifth round, right? Mm-hmm. Very good striker.

And he had that huge welt on his head. Yeah. A mouse living in his house. I didn't know Mike's made a hard iced tea. It's like someone stored a can of pineapples in his forehead. Oh! Mendes is still sharp, though, dude. Mendes still sharp. He's in good shape for this fight. That sharp, though, dude. Mendes still sharp.

He's in good shape for this fight. That's a fact, man. Good head movement, too. Still switching up a lot, man. And he's not backing off his pace, either. Both these guys are, like, not committing, though. They're getting real close. They're touching, touching.

They're looking for that fucking burst. Right hand over the top by Mendes. Almost made it again. Leg kicks are slowed way down. Aldo just shook his head. They're talking. And he's mad because... Son, that sweet uppercut.

Oh, he's fucking him up, man. He fucked him up with that left hand, too. When was the last time we saw Aldo's face busted up like this? This is unusual. Oh, he went with the head kick! Barely missed that. Holy shit. Dillashaw style.

Fifth round head kick KO. Well, listen, man. He's putting a pace on Aldo in this fourth round. And Aldo is coasting. Fifth round head kick KO. Well, listen, man. He's putting a pace on Aldo in this fourth round, and Aldo is coasting. He's not doing anything. And this is where Aldo has usually been in control of the fight. Oh! He caught him with that left! Oh! Right hand over the top!

What is he doing? He's complaining that their heads are caught. Oh, he can't complain. That's a weakness. He knows he's getting fucked up. You can't complain over shit like that. You know what's going on, man. Aldo looking for the right hand. Aldo's going to get ghetto. He just starts throwing fucking wild heat. But you know what?

What he's throwing is not hitting. He's getting him on the end of shit. It's not having the same impact that Mendes has had in this round. I mean, look at the faces. Aldo is broken up, man. Mendes is doing some fucking damage. Oh, what the heck? Does that give you confidence when you see your opponent has blood? Yes.

It gives you more cardio, too, right? We can kill it. What'd you say? If it bleeds, we can kill it. This fight is so fucking good. What movie is that? Predator, bro. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He just did a Schwarzenegger he just did a Schwarzenegger all the cream at the right at the very end of the punch though look at all those faces fucking bloody yeah oh he got poked he got poked man okay he's just gonna go right back in I was out man. Okay, he's just going to go right back in. Let's see it. He's got better cardio right now. Don't let him rest. Good move, man. Oh, hard.

Back to the leg kick. What if he gets leg kicked to death? That would be hilarious. That would be hilarious. But I think it's too late for that. I think you've got to do some real groundwork in those fucking first few rounds. Or you just go out and Edson Barbosa him here. Edson Barbosa.

He might have one of the nastiest leg kicks in all the UFC right now. For sure. Oh, by far. Nasty. He's one of the only guys who stopped two people by leg kicks. Nice. He stopped Rafael Oliveira, and he stopped one of his earlier opponents. Oh, man.

Hard right hand by Mendes. God damn. Don't forget about Marco Huas. UFC 7. Mm- opponents. Oh, man. Hard right hand by Mendes. Don't forget about Marco Huas. UFC 7. Yeah, man. He was the one who showed everybody what's up. Paul Varlin, son. Chopped down the polar bear. Remember that shit?

Oh, yeah. 17 kicks. Marco Huas was the king of the foot stomps, too. Paul Varlin hit me up on Facebook. Weird message. No shit. Weird message. I was going to make a comeback.

You want a sponsor? What's up, bro? Weird message. That was a hard check. Hard check there. He's setting up something, jabbing that chest. Trap fighting. Damn.

I don't want to hear about that weird message from a 350- pound dude who lives in Alaska Oh shit Come on Chad Yeah Chad can lose this round just by shit like that He's so fucking athletic it's crazy Aldo? Aldo It's so violent and awesome

Come on Chad finish 10 seconds go Right hand over top I'm Chad They must be yelling at him to turn it up here I wonder if he can hear Wayne in this fucking crowd Ten seconds. Go. Right hand over top. I'm Chad. They must be yelling at him to turn it up here. I wonder if he can hear Wayne in this fucking crowd. I got it. 2-2.

I think it's 3-1. I think it's 2-2 as well. You think it's 3-1 Aldo? Yeah, I do. 3-1 Aldo? Yeah. I got 2-2. Oh, look at that uppercut. Shit, son.

So you think Aldo won this round? How did Aldo win this round? No, I think Chad won this one. Chad won this one and the last one. Definitely, yeah. No. I don't know about the last one. The last one was kind of close, but I think the last one.

Chad definitely won this one. I think the last one, they're going to give it to Aldo because he rocked him. And you said the end of the round. I think Aldo's going to win that round in Brazil. But the end of the round was Mendes winning the round. Yeah. We hit him. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know either. We're just drunk. Yeah. Talking shit. That's so folks at homes that are fucking like, you're like, oh,

fucking, I could do commentary. Guess what? You could. We sound exactly like you when we're watching, folks. You could.

This is fucking Ian McCall, one of the best flyways on the planet Earth spinning through space. And he does commentary just like you. I don't fucking know. We're not that cool. We're not that smart.

There was a couple times where you forget that this is on air. There's a couple times where everything's a hell of a lot of saying. I'm also sober, though. Oh, man, look at all those eyeballs, bro. Holy shit. There's a lot of limited visibility in there. This is the fifth and final motherfucking round. I think who wins this round wins the fight.

This might be it. It's in Brazil, but forget that. We might be about to see some crazy shit, man. We might see some crazy shit. You know Chad's going to bring it. Aldo's got to turn his shit up. Oh! Mendes with a left hand.

Switches up to south. Oh! Hard left hook! God damn! Woo! We got any punch what fight fuck numbers dude i don't want numbers oh left hook sneaky left hook damn that was right around the guard yeah he whips it you know he whips it to the body as well oh they're they like each other man they're having fun now it's a lot of respect now after this fucking crazy war.

I mean, these dudes know each other like nobody knows each other. Take it down! Take it down! He's fucking tired, too, man. This is going to be hard as shit to get back up from here. When he does get back up, he's going to be exhausted. Now you strike, son. Mendes is gorilla Strong at 145. That dude is a beast. Look at the crowd booing.

How dare you? If he wins, dude, this is the last Brazilian to hold a title. Every fucking champion will be American if he wins. USA. They should not just go. Don't be a terrorist. Everyone chant USA. Corvette.

Corvette should just send them all cars. Yeah. Just be American as terrorist. Everyone chant USA. Corvette. America. Corvette should just send them all cars. Yeah. That'd be sick. Be American as fuck. American as fuck. Drive around a Corvette, be a UFC champion. I want that new Hellcat. How do you like it?

It's dope. I fucking love it. So dope. Love it. 707 horsepower fucking Chrysler. You drove one, right? Yeah, I drove it when I was in Denver. I drove it for the whole weekend.

They gave it to me. Why don't you get one of those? I might. I might get one of those. I just want to get an American muscle car. But I'm thinking about a 1969 Mustang. Yes. Nothing's better than your Porsche.

That was my brother's first car. No, nothing's going to be better than a drive. It's not going to handle the same, but it'll be different. Oh, shit. Although it pushes them off. That was my brother's first car. It was a 69 Mustang. It's a great car.

So pretty. Aesthetics. The way it looks is amazing. I think you're onto something with Corvette. They take all the UFC champions. Yeah. If he wins, put them all together, put commercials together. American as fuck.

That's a commercial. Left hand, right hand. Look at that. Oh, shit. Let's go. Dude, all the connected here, man. This isn't good. This is not good at all.

Let's see that jiu-jitsu. What about that? What if he finished him here? What if he uses his Jiu-Jitsu? I don't know if he could stick on his back. To finish here, my friend. Plenty of time. 240.

240. And he's used to having Uriah crawling around on him. That's true. He's good at taking the back. That's true. And up. Up again. Get out, son.

That's the thing about those guys. They all have fucking wicked guillotine defense. Head kick knockout. They're standing in front of each other. They're standing in front of each other. Anything can happen in this kind of fight. And that's why he just stepped back. Stepped off.

Oh, yeah. Step off again. Keep moving. Keep moving. Light on the toes. He hasn't really thrown that many leg kicks. You rest in an hour. One hour.

This is over. You did a lot of training. Oh, vicious over the top. And left to the body first Oh Shit Oh my goodness Oh

Attack them Oh shit Oh His head snapped back Like a fucking Pez dispenser Jesus Oh shit

Buckle up Oh That's so sad Jesus. Oh, shit. Buckle up. Oh, that's so sad. Although with that left-right again. Although being very conservative with the kicks too, man. Very conservative with the kicks. Oh, my God. Who the fuck is going to win this fight?

This 90 seconds might be it. This is the fight, son. Chad just looked up at the clock. This might be it. Oh! Left hand! But he was moving away from that. He was sliding to his left. This is... Again with the knee.

No, no, no. That foot was incidental. Oh my god. He's so tired. He can't be taking any breaks here. They're gonna give it to Aldo fuck they might not a man do something here nothing to do something this is a goddamn close round anybody but right now they give it to all the I agree it's 50 seconds anybody can win this round anybody wins this round with one successful or ends right now said it about ends right now. If you get a takedown, a big hit.

Yeah, I mean, but nothing stunning. If Aldo stunned him here with something and had him wobbly, he would win the round. He did. It just happened. But not like before. You know what I'm saying? Not too much. Because he stunned Aldo, too.

He snapped his fucking head back with that jab. And he's looking for that uppercut again. I love that combo. Oh, shit. 20 seconds, man. 20 seconds. What? Oh, body kick.

Come on. Go. Cracking up 15, 15. Oh, check it. You're fucking crazy. You think the Brazilian judges are going to give us the... Oh, right hand by Aldo. Go, go, go, go.

They exchanged right hands there. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, son. Continue. there. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh Man I don't know I do not know What I'll go stole that round Is there any more of these pro bar things out there? Yeah, there's a bunch in the back. They're fucking delicious. They're really good They're really good Goddamn that will fight. Oh My god, what do we think here Aldo?

Aldo? I think Aldo's gonna win. But who do you think won? Everybody thinks Aldo won? Very very close I think if I had to give anybody the last round it'd probably be Aldo. Yeah, you know what? I think Mendes won that last round. I know, I think Mendez won This when he snapped his head back that was one of the most significant shot gonna give it to Aldo It was close enough where they were like, you know what? I'm just gonna give it to him I would like to see the numbers, you know, cuz we're watching it and having fun

Left hook that was early. That was the first round the numbers. It's Aldo all day. If you look at the numbers You look so damaged. It's probably yeah, that's true. Right significant strikes. It's Aldo all day. If you look at the numbers. If you look at the damage, it's probably Mendes. Yeah, that's true, right? If you do significant strikes, it's going to be Aldo all day. Oh, look at that right hand. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. He walked back to the round with a nice push. That could have been a finisher, too. That left hook to the body is so vicious.

The replays, you know how powerful the replays are for the judges? They're looking at the replays. That looks like three rounds to Aldo right there. And also the crowd sways judges, too. Boom, boom. This is Mendes. The replays, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ. Maybe look at the replays and go, if that's what they're showing, that's what they saw.

Okay, but let's look at this. Look at, I mean, that is a big goddamn round. So that was round three. So round three was definitely Mendes. Right? That was the one he really hurt him. That was the clearest round for Mendes. Round three, rather. Round four was like, who the fuck knows. That was the clearest round for Mendez round around very rather round four

It was like who the fuck knows so round three was definitely Mendez round four was who the fuck knows and round five You know Round five was so close who fuck knows man Who the fuck knows great fight though So you guys think Aldo by decision Aldo by a slight Meanwhile whoever won What a fucking fight Amazing

Wow unbelievable What a fight You know how much shit Conor McGregor is gonna talk after this fight I don't think you want some of this you got hit up by a midget I'll do to you imagine what I'll do to you Aldo what does he say he's? I'll knock his head clean off Yeah I'll knock his head clean off All the way back to Dublin Winner by unanimous decision

They're very happy in Brazil Very, very, very, very good fight Great fight Fun, wild fight You know, that's like everything you want in a fight Two elite fighters going at it Changing direction Changing the tide Back and forth Both guys get tested fight. You know, that's like everything you want in a fight. Two elite fighters going at it, changing direction, changing the tide back and forth.

Both guys get tested. Both guys have to overcome. Fucking amazing fight. Powerful, big, handsome Bryan Stan with a napkin coming out of his pocket. They try to give me that shit. I'm like, put that goddamn napkin away.

It's not going in my fucking pocket. You haven't worn suits, though. Yeah, I don't wear the jacket, though. I gave up on the jacket. They used to make me wear the jacket. They got me all these beautiful suits. They had them custom made for my bridge troll body. They fit great.

You always have to wear long sleeve shirts? No I just do I don't want to be distracting So I don't want to show tattoos That's why I wear long sleeve mostly on stage too It's just distracting It's one more thing for people to think about Damn

What's he saying? He's all cut up too Look at his left eye Holy shit He's got a party with Hinata Lanja after Tonight I go no gi saying. He's all cut up, too. Look at his left eye. Holy shit. Tonight, I go no-gi. Wow.

Well, hey, folks. What a fucking fight. What an awesome card. So, powerful Phil Davis. That was a big victory for Phil Davis. Yeah, that was huge. He looked like a monster. That was like the best Phil Davis of all time. Especially after that last performance with Anthony Johnson.

Fucking amazing return. He didn't really throw any leg kicks, huh? Aldo did not throw that many. I mean, he got lit up with some of his own, I mean, of Mendes' right off the back. But this was a fucking test, man. And he survived a really motivated, really well-trained Chad Mendes. But what a fucking close fight. What a great fight.

Interesting division, man. I don't even know how he can say he thinks he deserved to win. You know, I mean, he won. You know, why say I think I deserve to win? You fucking won, man. Might be looking at his face. Yeah. I guess so.

I mean, it was a close fight, but everybody in this room thinks that he won, right? But isn't that kind of a common thing when someone walks away way more damage than the other? Yeah, sure. But, you know, that damage can come from one exchange, right? Yeah. Like, did you see Chris Algieri when he beat that Provodnikov guy? He got lit up in the first round, closed his eye almost completely shut, and then outboxed him for the remainder of the fight.

He did a tremendous, tremendous job. And some people have more scar tissue. Some people do take damage a lot worse than others from lighter strikes. Yeah. Jose Aldo. That's a motherfucker right there that's the motherfucker what do you guys think in the pound for pound thing like he used to get tossed around as being impossible i always have do you still think he is after this fight number one pound for pound really yeah no that's what you think joe no no i think it's probably Mighty Mouse. I really do.

I mean, I think Mighty Mouse. I guess he's better than Mighty Mouse. Ian McCall might be better than Mighty Mouse. If you beat him, I really think that you probably deserve pound for pound best. I just think that if I look at technique for technique, okay, and I look at what he's been able to pull off in title fights, he's like flawless, you know, in title fights. I think there's other guys fighting tougher guys.

You might be right. And that's the thing about like 205, and that's why Jones comes in. John Jones, Kane, Velasquez. John Jones is maybe it. Real quick, you put all those guys in a room, John Jones and Kane are going to twist everyone's heads off. And don't even, I hate when people put Ronda in there. Pound for pound.

Oh, God. Don't put Ronda in there. It's hard to do it with a woman. She has to be in her own category. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to do it with a woman. I don't agree with that at all there. Pound for pound. Oh, God. Don't put Ronda in there. It's hard to deal with a woman. She has to be in her own category. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to deal with a woman. I don't agree with that at all. No, it's stupid.

I think women's MMA, pound for pound, she's number one of all time. And how about women? Ever that walk the face of the planet, she's number one of all time. Number one. Yeah. How about that? There shouldn't even be a list. Forget about MMA fighters.

There should just be a list. Pound for pound, Ronda. There should be anyone else. There's probably some crazy Mongol bitch, though, from like 1220. That's a stinky pussy. What about the pound for pound memes there? Pound for pound memes. Yeah, get should be anyone else. There's probably some crazy Mongol bitch, though, from like 1220. That stinky pussy. But that's a pound-for-pound news there. Pound-for-pound means. Yeah, you can fucking heads up.

Not males and females. But if you got, if Rhonda Rousey is the ultimate chick ever, and I agree, that puts her on that pound, the pound-for-pound means weight doesn't matter. You know what I mean? Nah, but male females. No, you want to see pound-for-pound? Put Rhonda Rousey in there with Hennon Burrell.

Yeah, that's so crazy. Do you have any idea what TJ would do to her? It's so crazy. It's silly, man. Okay, I'll say it. I didn't look at it like that. You're right.

Hennon Burrell would kick some bitches' heads. Are you sure, though? Are you sure Hennon Burrell would beat Ronda Rousey? We're talking about pound for pound. They're the same weight.

Do you know how crazy that fight would be? I don't know. That would be a ruthless wife-beating extravaganza. It would be cool. I don't see that fight would be that would be a ruthless wife beating No Horrible if you go pound for pound or you talk about the toughest man in the world It's usually the heavyweight champ. Where's John Jones? I've rolled with Ronda. Oh, no, no, no, they had to roll together

It's a different scenario, but they don't they have to MMA fight and when you're talking about kickboxing Hennon Burrell can do shit she can't do. Hennon Burrell's a black belt, son. Even if they roll, it's not going to go well. It's not going to go, but look, he's a man. He's a strong man, and he can fucking kick ridiculously hard. He can punch

ridiculously hard. He can hit you with a standing knee. Like a front kick, he can knee you in the face like that. She might. Or she might wake up with a flashlight in her face. Maybe. That's possible. We don't know.

We don't know. It's stupid to include women pound for pound. It's silly. And she says that, by the way. Come on. Rhonda says that, by the way. Yeah, I know. They asked her,

and she's like, a woman fighting a man is ridiculous. It's just stupid. And it is stupid. It's silly. Goldie, no hanky. Brian Stan, hanky. Goldie wins.

No, no. See, I give Brian Stan the win because Goldie has that three-piece suit on. Brian Stan, hanky. Goldie wins. No, no. See, I give Brian Stan the win because Goldie has that three-piece suit on him. Which one has more makeup? That's the real question. For sure, Goldie. Oh, the three-piece suit? Goldie needs a nap and a drink of water. And Stan has such pretty eyes.

Conor McGregor is next. He's playing Dennis Seaver, right? Yeah, if he beats Dennis Seaver. And Dennis Seaver is no fucking pushover. Dennis Seaver's got that sneaky front leg roundhouse kick. What if Cub beats Frankie? He's shorter. If Cub beats, look,

if Cub beats Frankie by substantial margin, or Frankie beats Cub by substantial margin, like whether by decision, submission, or knockout, they probably, in my opinion, are ahead on the ladder. The problem is, Conor puts asses in seats. That's why you saw his fucking picture,

and he's hanging out with Dana White down there in Brazil, and a lot of people are like, here we go, Swanson and Edgar. This is, in my opinion, this is the real number one, number two title fight, contender fight, but it doesn't mean that I don't think that McGregor's up there with them. I think he definitely is. But here we're looking at a guy like Cub Swanson that has a fucking litany of broken bodies in the UFC to his career.

I mean, look at what he did to Dennis Seaver. If Conor beats Dennis Seaver, okay, that's great. That's a good fight. Look at what Cub did to Dennis Seaver. Cub lit Dennis Seaver on fire. Cub's the most talented MMA fighter I know. He's fantastic Seaver on fire. Cub's the most talented MMA fighter I know. He's fantastic. That's crazy.

He's the most talented. Frankie Edgar's a motherfucker, and he never stops moving. He cuts crazy angles. He's got ridiculous wrestling. He's got more heart than any fucking human being that's ever walked the face of the planet. He recovers better from a beating than anyone I've ever seen in my life. It's not about that, though, is it? It's not about that.

Conor's entertaining. People want to see him fight, so they're going to give him the title shot. But how about this? In New Jersey, Frankie Edgar versus Conor McGregor for the number one contender. Yeah, now you're talking. Holy shit. That's slam dunk, son. I thought it was the elephant.

I thought it was the cobra. You do that shit in New Jersey. Or even better, you do it in Dublin in a fucking soccer stadium. In Dublin. In Dublin. You don't even have to fight for the title. You know what you do? This is what you do, man.

You go to Jose Aldo and go, I heard you hurt your foot. Just sit this one down. Just fucking start peeling off thousands. And just say, listen, my friend, we're talking about an interim title. We're not talking about the real title. Just keep peeling off cash. Dana White should fucking, everybody throw your cell phone in the bucket and we'll go into this room. Shut the door.

Can you do Joey Diaz doing Conor McGregor? Listen, cocksucker, I'm the number one contender. I put asses in seats. I'm the guy. Nobody wants to see you with your fucking faggy SoCal tattoos. Oh, I like palm trees. Get the fuck out of here, dude. I'm from Dublin, motherfucking Ireland, okay?

You're from California. You're sitting in the fucking HOV lane in an electric car. Cock sucker, I'm on a horse. I'm on a horse. It's raining out all day, and I'm drunk. I'm the number one I'm on a horse It's raining out All day And I'm drunk I'm the number one Contended dog I'm gonna fucking Fill up a soccer stadium

That's what he would say But Joey would be He would leave After he said that While you were laughing Fuck this shit He'd just walk out the door We would be hanging

Around the comedy store He would say some shit Like that He'd just walk out the door. We would be hanging around the comedy store. He would say some shit like that and then just walk away on the punchline. Just walk away. It was just such a master showman. Walk away on punchlines.

Well, this fucking podcast is over, folks. Jose Aldo's the shit. Chad Mendes is a motherfucker. That was a goddamn awesome fight. Phil Davis is a beast. Phil Davis came back Strong tonight

Neil Magny Five in a row Son Okay What do you guys think About Hunt and Verdun What about that shit Verdun

Verdun looked deadly In that last fight You remember It's at elevation So it's at 7,000 7,500 feet Is that Mexico City Crazy

If you remember When Mark Hunt Any UFC fight ever. If you remember when Mark Hunt fought in Denver and we fought Rothwell, it might have been the worst heavyweight fight in history. They won't come back to Denver and put heavyweights on the card. It was so bad. Right, but meanwhile, they have a heavyweight title.

So now you have a heavyweight title. Oh, you have three weeks? Oh, you weigh 305 pounds? That's every division right now. He's got to lose so much weight, too. He's got to lose 30-something pounds. You're crazy. I would love to see Hunt just fucking...

I like just seeing Hunt win. But I also like Verdum. If Verdum wins, he speaks really good Spanish. They reschedule it again. He fights in Mexico against Kane. I mean, god damn. Maybe if Kane comes back healthy,

they're going to do Mexico again with Kane? It's hard to gamble. It depends on how well this card does. If this card does really well in Mexico, it sells really well. But now the problem is Kane's not the headliner anymore. They even said, like Dana White said publicly, like, we can't go to Mexico without Kane. And Diego's hurt, too. Diego's out, too.

Diego Perez was a big draw. He's out. So Diego's out. Kane's out. And the Mexican kid. What's his name? Eric Perez? draw. He's out. So Diego's out. Kane's out. And the Mexican kid. What's his name? Eric Perez? Yeah.

I don't know. Is he out? I don't know if he's out. Oh, my God. Is he out, too? I don't think he's out for sure. I thought I heard that. That's such a bummer, man.

All these guys getting injured. Heavyweight division. Wide open. Big Bill beats Travis Brown. What's up? What's up? What's up? this is what I wanted to ask you guys about

you two guys especially what did you think about the no soft what did you think about the Kung Lee thing

that's a situation that was really weird he got popped allegedly for a high growth hormone right and then they say

that the test is ridiculous and there's a bunch of people who weighed in on it that are apparently experts in the protocol and the way everything was handled. And then the UFC, for the first time ever, rescinded it. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. It's tough not to look at that picture of Kung Lee

and be like, oh, wow, yeah, you're not on protein. You know what I'm saying? Because he's in his 40s, and he never looked like that before. If you've seen that picture, it's insane. He looks like one of those gorillas they brought up. He looks jacked and shredded. He test positive for HGH, but he also got his ass whooped. So keep doing whatever you want.

But he didn't test positive for HGH. His levels were high, right? He tested positive for elevated human growth hormone levels, and they don't have a baseline for him. That's the problem. People have weird endogenous levels of all sorts of hormones there's certain people that like like there was a reason why some people were depressed why are they depressed they have bad low levels of serotonin you know some people that have had head injuries have low levels of

testosterone so he might just naturally have some weird thing he just might naturally when he hits 40 get super shredded puts on 20 pounds of muscle, and that's how it goes. That is true. Look at the pictures of him. See, that's normal. That's normal when you hit 40. We all look like that, man. He does look retarded, ridiculous.

He's for sure going to be in the next Expendables. But he's been an athlete his whole life. He's done Kung Fu since he was three. That doesn't look like a real ab. If I had an ab like that, I would quit working out forever. I'd just take pictures of that shit and send it out. I did it. It's tiny.

Made the best abs of all time. Suck it. I'm over. That's the best abs maybe ever. Right? I'm not mad at him. He's a cutie pie 100. No bullshit.

Have there been better abs? No. There's been different abs. I agree. That's a set of abs. That might be the best abs an MMA fighter has ever exhibited. And Lee, because he's such a kicker, kicking is all your core and your abs and your obliques and shit.

It didn't really help him, though, did it? He looks great. If it's the Olympia, yeah, man. He hasn't fought in a couple of years, and he fought Bisping, who's a cardio machine. Bisping has a 34. Don't you have like a 38 beats per minute? Look at that.

Big brown. A heavyweight with a 38 beats per minute resting heart rate. Same as Michael Phelps. What, what, son? What, what? Swim in the pool. Just like a fucking swimmer. He smokes weed, though.

That's why his heart rate's so low. Exactly. He's just not even sure he's taking the test. I'm natural. I hate to one-up you, but I was 37 yesterday. Yesterday? Two days ago? You are 100 pounds, my friend.

I know. He just carried me around no that's impressive man how much do you walk around that seriously uh not in fight shape like 50 oh that's not that small no so 115 you drop down to 125 how much how much of his water weight 10 12 pounds that's a lot though your. Your body weight per percentage, you've got to think about it. As opposed to a heavyweight, 10 pounds ain't shit. Yeah. But when you get down to 125, 10 pounds, quite a bit, right? What I'll do is I'll do... I got to Ireland at 18 over, I think.

Hi. But it was the easiest cut I've ever had because my diet and all this stuff. I've got my diet super tuned in. This company makes all my meals. It's called The Gorgeous Mix. My buddy makes all my meals. It's 15 meals a week that are vegan. And then I eat meat because I'm not vegan.

Right. I was going to make a rude comment and say I'm not homosexual. Do they use gluten? I hear there's a lot of gay people that like hot dogs. So I don't think that makes any sense. Oh, shit. I came with it. I came with it.

Yes. It's just really healthy. But do you eat gluten? I try not to. You try not to? You try not to too, right? I did gluten-free for my last camp. I got to be honest.

I didn't feel that much of a difference. I got to think, dude, a guy like you or either one of you guys is burning off so much goddamn glucose in a day. You're burning off so much sugar that I don't think it would hurt to have like a little pasta in your diet i just don't yeah i don't think we're talking about a regular person yeah it's not that i think about it i get some pasta i had a bag of gummy bears before i hit mr i was like fucking anderson silva for reals man in a bag of gummy bears someone gave me a small bag of gummy bears yeah and right before training i don't know what it is were they marijuana gummy In a bag of gummy bears. Someone gave me a small bag of gummy bears. Yeah. And right before training. I don't know what it is.

Were they marijuana gummy bears? Or were they gummy bears that were like candy gummy bears? They might have been like A-Rod gummy bears. I don't know. Oh, shit. What were those called? Those were the gum bears. They were, before someone fucking screws me over, they were Harvio gummy bears that you

So just the sugar, you needed it. The sugar. You needed it. I don't eat sugar ever. Literally ever. It's not bad to have some simple sugar if you're working out the way you're working out because you're burning off so much fucking calories. You got to think about just a grappling workout where your body feels like when it's over

and they say the best thing to drink is chocolate milk because it has so many different things in it. It has the casein. Is that pro-science? Aubrey would know better than anybody. Let's say the ratio is chocolate milk. Especially if you got raw chocolate milk. Then you have the enzymes in there to help break down the milk. What do you mean raw milk?

What do you mean raw milk? It causes an inflammatory response because it's hard to break down when it's pasteurized. When you had raw chocolate milk, that would be beautiful. So you're saying if I had a cow, suck the teeth, on it, on it's raw chocolate milk. You can get raw milk from some health food stores like Sprouts. Or you'll be a bitch and just take some on it protein. No, dude, I'm telling you, raw milk, if you're like a non-milk drinking person, I have a totally different reaction between drinking regular milk and drinking raw milk.

Totally different reaction. I don't like any of that shit. Raw milk just seems to have no, my body has no problem with it. I like rice. It's digested. What about rice milk and hemp milk? Rice milk is not milk. It's weird fucking water. But it's not bad for you. It's milky ass water. Depends on rice milk and hemp milk? Ripe milk is not milk. It's weird fucking water.

But it's not bad for you. It's milky ass water. Depends on if it's sweetened. But unsweetened almond milk. Oh, that's sweetened. That's a lot of sugar, dude. It's not bad. Duncan Trussell called me

up the other day. He's like, dude, I found the best thing. Almond milk. It's so healthy. It's so good for you. I go, it tastes really good?

He goes, yeah. I go, that's sugar. And he goes, really? I go, look at the fucking, look at the label. And he goes, oh my God, 18 grams of sugar per serving? I go, yeah. I go, that's sugar. And he goes, really? I go, look at the fucking, look at the label. And he goes, oh my God, 18 grams of sugar per serving? I go, yeah, it's sweet. You're drinking sugar water.

The reason you like it. Yeah. Usually if it tastes good, it's not a good thing. What about the unsweetened version? Unsweetened tastes like asshole milk. It tastes like they just rub it on your underwear. It can get a little sour, but you can make your own. It's really easy.

All it is is you just take raw almonds and you blend them up. Same with making hemp milk. You take raw hemp seeds and blend them up. How about just eat almonds and drink water and stop being a bitch? Yeah, exactly. The emulsification actually creates the milk. Right, but is there a benefit in that emulsification? Is there a better health?

No, but if you're making a smoothie or something and you need the liquid and you want to get that flavor. There's for sure a better way to spend your time than blending up almonds on your own. Being one of those weirdos that soaks almonds and tries to get some of your own almond milk. None of my friends do that. And there's no benefit. No benefit. Is this going to make you dick grow? No.

Is it going to make you smarter? No. Is it going to help you recover faster? No. It's going to remind you how awesome milk is. Drink some coffee. Make some Coco Pops with that shit. Is raw milk good?

Like my daughter has rheumatoid arthritis. Would it be good for her? Yeah, I mean raw milk or raw goat's has rheumatoid arthritis. Would it be good for her? Raw milk or raw goat's milk would probably be even better. Even pasteurized goat's milk is way easier for your body to digest. You want to limit the inflammatory response. The problem with anything pasteurized

is it kills all the natural enzymes that help you digest it. It's going to cause a greater inflammatory response. What is it about goat's milk that makes it even when pasteurized more digestible with my goat's milk yeah something with the composition of the actual milk itself human milk goat's milk human milk and goat's milk are more closely affiliated than bovine there needs to be a company that sells so it's just a little bit closer to whatever it has like mama milk the level of growth hormone in it yeah there's some bodybuilders like, yo, dog, can I get that breast milk?

You know what I'm saying? With colostrum. With some chocolate. Yeah, some weird shit. You'd think that'd be huge. You'd see it at the supermarkets. The ads. Human milk.

This big ass. Colostrum is really great. You mentioned that. We're taking a hard look at that because that's the first milk that comes out and that's the most nutritious. Every mammal produces colostrum. How much do you lose, though, when it breaks down into a powdered form? Because I know they sell powdered colostrum that you can pour into smoothies and shit, but what is that even, really?

It's like a freeze-drying process, usually. I think you lose some, but you still get a lot of the nutrients in there. You have to, right? Even with greens or with anything, once you break it down to a powder, whatever benefit you get, it might be substantial, but it's definitely less than it would be for fresh. Heat destroys nutrients more than that process though.

So it's better than, you know, really over- Pasteurization? Yeah, over-heating it or pasteurizing it. So powdered is better than heated? Generally, yeah, for most things. Wow. That's weird, right?

Mm-hmm. Let's go eat. Yeah, let's get something to eat. Can you eat late, Slate? It's pretty late. Oh, little baby. All of a sudden. We're sleeping out.

We want story time with Big Brown. Story time with Big Brown is like my favorite thing. Big Brown tells his stories on the podcast. I just fire him. Still on the air here, ladies and gentlemen. Let's mind our P's and Q's. The walls have ears. Big Brown would lose his job.

He tells his story in his podcast. I might have the best podcast of all time. That's the way you go out in the blaze of glory. Goddamn Bon Jovi song. Go ahead. Last thing. Last question. Bisping, Rockhold.

Who knows? Who knows? You got a thought. I trained with Bisping. Rockhold. Who knows? Who knows? You got a thought. You know, I trained with Bisping. He's a beast, man. He can go five rounds right now. He's in shape all the time. Right.

All the time. That's a big factor, right? Yeah, but I think his eye is a big factor. I think Rockhold's big. I think Rockhold's a monster. They've been talking a lot of shit. Yeah, that's what they do, right? That's what they do. Yeah, but Bisping's used to it. Bisping told me this. a monster. They've been talking a lot of shit. A lot of shit. That's what they do, right?

That's what they do. Yeah, but Bisping's used to it. Nah, Bisping told me this. He goes, man, I just want to fight more, so I talk shit to guys. Give them a response so I can get fights. He's a genius. Yeah, it works. All of us want to fight more, so you just talk some shit.

Joe Silver goes, oh, yeah, that's cool. There's that matchup. There you go. When are you talking shit to Iron Sheik? Make that shit happen. Oh, man. Dude, he can't even walk. Well, after everyone's talking all these stories and shit, I'm good.

No, he can't even walk. He's a poor guy. His hips are shot. His knees are shot. He's fun, though. All right. Fucking podcast is over. Master Eddie Bravo, give us your information.

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Holla. Uncle Creepy MMA. UncleCreepyMMA.com. Uncle Creepy on everything MMA. And when's your next fight? How's your hand doing? You have surgery on your hand? It's all better now, right?

Oh, my God. Oh, it looks good. Is that where it goes? Is that gang sign? The thing is, I can actually make some sort of a fist now. As opposed to before, I used to poke straight out. When I hit people with it, it's fucking awesome. That really is.

Is it ever going to straighten out? No. Are you purposely making a grip? No, that's fucking... Yes, I am. That's what he does. I think when he starts punching, a Wolverine claw starts to come out. Damn, that's intense.

Can you get it fixed? How many operations have you had on that? This is fixed. That's fixed? I've had three operations and one infection, two breaks. And this break was... You might need one more. I'm glad your girlfriend's here.

I'd ask you rude questions about your fingers and what you do with them. You can do the math, ladies and gentlemen. My pleasure. Big Brown versus Travis Brown December December 6th UFC 181 Fire in the Kid podcast glorious what I got for you

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