The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
Episode Date: October 27, 2024Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen to watch the fights on October 26, 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Yeah, I was thinking of going on a vacation just for funs.
But then I found out it was 19 hours on a plane.
I was like, oh, yo, that's too much.
I'll do 10.
Even with a bed, it doesn't matter.
It don't matter, man. You lose days.
You don't lose a day, you lose days.
Because you're days in a fog. After after it's over you're all confused your body feels weird your
workouts suck you know that would be the card to do it though
there's one card that would give me the flight whatever it is nice that main
fight it's the main and co yeah the co is big the coast is so many so many
questions in that fight man you know can with it if Whitaker can stuff that you remember the third round
Kamaru Usman won the third round and that was five rounds. Yep. Yep
I would have my money on him and the fucking the thing is he had ten days notice
So he didn't have any trust in his gas tank, you know, and he talked about it, you know, they offer them five rounds
He said no
I fucked up should have done five tomorrow. He's a
You know ten maybe it would have really psychologically fucked him. I realized he had to do fucking 25 minutes against
I'm not who's in top shape
But he was he was getting tired in that third round. That's Homs odd thing
He tries to get you out of there like that shit that he did to Kevin like you can't there's no way he could have
continued that if he didn't submit him in the first round when he just jumped on him
he went all in just foot on the gas it's like an electric car is this 260 miles
of range no doesn't know doesn't know doesn't not even go fast it's about a
hundred bro you take a Tesla run a racetrack those bitches are burnt out after like two laps
Really? Yeah. Oh really after one pole
Yeah, you know how many laps you could do, but there's no fucking way
You're gonna do 260 miles there like an Indy for Tesla's like a no NASCAR thing
But they're the the other be there be no car you can buy if you want to buy a car from a lot, the fastest car you
could buy is a four-door luxury sedan.
Why don't they race them?
Well they do things around tracks.
Nitro-Cross has electric.
They fly in silence.
In Florida or in the South, they would have to be in Seattle, right?
Tesla, NASCAR, and San Francisco.
The whole thing is so crazy because even though, yeah, it is the future, yeah, it's a superior
technology, the reality is that they're getting their minerals from fucking China and they're
using cobalt mines in the Congo.
The whole thing's crazy.
But the whole thing, you can do both.
It doesn't have to be one or the other.
Right, but what I'm saying is like connect that with like,
this is the most ethical,
this is the most environmentally friendly.
It's not.
They've kind of stopped doing that.
It's just not.
They got educated, yeah.
Not only that, do you know that like the environmental
pollution from an electric car is significantly more
than the, because of brake dust
Like brake dust is a giant problem everybody wants talk about exhaust fumes if you live in New York City
You're breathing in brake dust all
What's the difference between brake dust from a Tesla and like a gas-powered car it's a heavier car
So Tesla's better because Tesla has regenerative braking
So when I'm driving my Tesla if I let off the gas it slows down like considerably where I don't even have to use the
Brake sometimes if I'm driving around town you could do one pedal
Driving because as soon as you let off the gas it slows itself because it regenerates electricity
During that process of slowing down so it uses the momentum of the car to extend the battery life
So you don't get as much in it, but it's still so heavy. Do you think like in
20 years, like Tesla's are going to be like $1,500 in the recycler or something? No, because
you know what they're already eating, but they don't do good on electric cars are the
way cell phones. Remember you have to carry a big thing like a big cell phone. So the
idea is yes, it is not environmentally very effective
and all that, but it's in its infancy.
And the idea is you want to keep doing it
so there's a breakthrough in material sciences
with incentives.
You have a Tesla.
But you're still getting mining and the cobalt mines.
That's never going to go away.
But the technology of electric cars
is the future in terms of as they get better at it.
Why is it the future? Why is it the future in terms of as they get better
This is all this is a thing there's no he's totally right because there's a bunch of
Experimental battery technologies that they're currently working on that are gonna be so much better than these lithium
Less slaves? Yeah, we're in the leather helmet.
Zero slaves.
We're in the leather helmet.
What if it's like robots, like mining the coal hot?
Yeah, it's fine.
What if they turn on us?
What if the slaves make the robots?
Hey, we're gonna have that.
No, we're gonna have that.
So with AI.
When does it end?
You need oil to make the fucking robot.
100%.
Every piece of plastic we use is made with oil.
With AI, the idea is you're going to have robots, and those robots will be on a piece
of land, so you'll buy the plot of land, and those robots will then mine the materials
needed to build a house. So they'll use the actual land that they're on to mine all the
materials and build a house out of all the materials That sounds so far away
Robots ain't the robots I got now come on
You should know Eddie it's all artificial intelligence when artificial intelligence becomes sentient and they have quantum computers now
Brian Cox was here the other day and he tried to explain for certain
Yes, okay trying to explain quantum computers.
They're so insanely powerful that they don't even understand what they're doing.
They think that they're pulling information from different universes simultaneously.
It's the multi-world theory of quantum computing. That's not good. They showed that they can create wormholes. There's
evidence of quantum computing of wormholes. You believe that? You believe that fool. Yes.
Wait, wait, wait. So wait. So the quantum computer is picking up information from like
different dimensions? They don't even understand exactly what it's doing. But this is the way
you explain it to me. I hope I in a butchering it but some in saying
the amount of time like all the seconds that the world has ever existed plus
you would need that
to ford a computer a normal computer to solve a problem that a quantum computer
would solve in one second we have come from yes you have the they they have
quantum computers but they don't exactly know how to program them now.
What?
They're making computers and they don't know how to program them.
This is what it is.
They're so complex that they want to develop the infrastructure.
The computer is very small, which is really crazy.
Let me guess, they need money to finish this.
Let me guess.
Just let me settle down.
The actual chip is very small.
It's like a tiny little, it's smaller than this.
The actual chip, the whole rest of the thing is insane cooling. Because in order to operate this,
you have to keep it at an unbelievably cold temperature, like colder than deep space.
Jesus.
Yeah, you should see it it but pull up something on it
jamie just so that you can see like the explanation quantum computing
it's a real thing at is most of all today i know i said they say computers
are real fucking thing you know you see the reason why you find all this shit on
youtube it doesn't make any sense is because computers are real fun
that's what the people can make videos they compress them they upload them
online so this is computing it's all a real thing quantum computing is
this but it's through an insanely powerful source and I can't get service
in my fucking this is all first of all there's only a couple of these on earth
they're very difficult to make insane tolerances that's the best right they
got it they need to leave I'm sure I'm sure because that's the best you're right they got it they believe we're sure I'm sure who pays for it they're completely the companies
that are making them not the taxpayers I highly doubt this probably there's some
subsiding I don't know if it was the Cox guy whatever but there there there's a
video like they're in front of that big cylinder and CERN and they're talking
about we've discovered 10 dimensions.
We were going to discover an 11 dimension, but we need more money.
Yeah, they do need more money.
How do you what do you think it's for free?
You think you make a quantum computer in your backyard with fucking lemonade money?
You don't think you don't feel like a little like like listen, the whole thing is crazy
because what they're going to do is make life form. That's way smarter than us
It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen soon. That's crazy
But yeah, literally we're
Towards our own demise for sure
There is no fucking way that's not gonna happen if good guys can get it bad guys can get it, too
That's the issue hundred percent and they might be getting it quicker. Yes
This is already a computer like what if we're already in a quantum computer? Well, that's what Elon thinks well only rich but I don't understand only
Computers program is awesome. Yeah, they're getting their dick. So yeah flying around a single mom of four at McDonald's and like we're in a fucking simulation
So my good boy Billionaire say we're in a simulation. No, what if what if we're! Are we billing or saying we're in a simulation?
No!
What if we're already computer creations that are creating computer creations?
We are in a machine though!
You know what I'm saying?
It's so obvious, we are in a machine.
We're in the Matrix and we're already creating another, like a better version of ourselves.
We're in a machine!
We're in a clock!
We're actually in a clock!
The sun regulates the day.
The clocks go to the stars and the sun and the moon.
The moon's 28 days. Apparently, we're supposed to have 13 months and we used to have
13 months said that every no we used to know he's right the machine is real that
makes sense October what is octane October October October October October What does oct mean? I don't know. Eight. October. Why is it the tenth month?
I don't know.
Because octopuses.
Deca.
What does that mean?
Ten?
December?
You're using Latin on me right now, bro.
Look at that, bro.
Cherokee Candle calendar.
Exactly.
Traditionally defined as lunar calendar, marked by 13 moon cycles of 28 days.
Hey, man.
Well, that wouldn't, does that work?
It does work.
There's an extra day and that day is like the Ides of, March is supposed to be the first
month. Oh, well why didn't we do that? That's so much better than they're trying to confuse us exactly 31 one month as 28 exactly right by the way
I'm the moon has a 28 day they do black history month on the one month with only 28 days like settle down
Here comes the pirate is the fire bro. This is a great fight
Petrosian this dude Here comes the pirate. Bro, this is a great fight. This dude...
This fucking dude
throws kicks like everybody else
throws punches. Shara Bullitt's so
weird. Like, even if you watch him training,
it's a non-stop kicking
thing. Did you see him train with that Nina girl?
Yes. It makes me think though
watching him train, cause everybody thinks
that kicks wear you out. I think kicks
wear you out if you're not used to throwing kicks
Some of those dudes like those Russian wrestlers that have crazy hairy backs. Yeah, you know those dudes
That should be illegal
crotch hair
Werewolf but he looked awesome when you're a props to that guy man
I'm sad that he's now out of the UFC, you know that they kind of forced him out, but did they props that guy?
Yeah, that guy stayed like world-class?
For a long ass time even after he wasn't the best remember he lost a fador. He's doing well
I did that weird flying
Out if he didn't do that still still reinvented himself that guy's never bald that guy is never dude
Look at that. He was what he was fucking fador up
He was tuning him up on the feet and then did that weird flying fuck. He fucked up
But everybody forgets how good our lofts. He wasn't his prime, bro
He had a laser beam of a right hand as he got older his punches were more late probably shoulder problems
Me and you know the most boring is fight ever
Yeah, it was very boring in that crazy too that you fought him like
how many years after he started? Shit. Think about that. He was the champ in what 2005?
No really. Yeah so 20 years ago he was the champ? But he first had me fight we were like
in our 20s probably. And then taking on young, you know I was a young line and beating guys.
He took on Francis. Yeah. He took on Francis when Francis was yeah, it happened
Do you remember remember how you partied after the crow-cop fight? Do you remember that night? Yep, what'd you do? I want to got chicken wings and went to my room and threw up
Oh shit, okay, so you can go party
I was in so much pain cuz my nose got shattered in that crazy that people that people don't even think about that, but a lot of the guys who win
still get concussed.
Even the guys who win by knockout.
They go, oh, he won by knockout.
He must be fine right now.
Like, no, he probably almost got KO'd himself.
Yeah, it was tough.
Do you ever see that fight with Ramon Deckers?
Ramon Deckers fought this dude and they both left hooked at the same time and both knocked
each other out.
Oh, that was in the end of Rocky three it's real in this room in this
kickboxing Ramon Decker's one of the best my favorite kickboxer of all time
because he was such a fucking psychopath look at this bro they both just cranked
one off is the exact same oh yeah yeah at this. Oh, that is so crazy.
I think the other guy did.
I think Ryan Simpson got up first.
He got up first.
I think, see, he wasn't totally out.
Like, look, when he goes down, he catches himself, but Rob, excuse me, Ramon Deckers
didn't.
He's out out.
Well, wait, what did he fight at?
Well, he started off light.
See, that was the thing. He was one of the only foreigners that went over to Holland and was fighting ties and he was their size
Do you know do you remember that that was from Holland? He went over to time?
Yeah, right fuck those dudes up and without violence they had never seen before like a psychotic violence
The Holland mob hired me to move and live. Oh, yeah
To train Ramon Decker's to fight MMA. Yeah, right. I forgot about the mob the mob boss got
Thrown in jail and then they cancelled the plan
I was gonna move to Holland. He was telling me he's like bro. It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna train those dudes
I'm gonna give them some fucking killer jiu-jitsu
It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna train those dudes. I'm gonna give them some fucking killer jiu-jitsu
It wouldn't work to let's get the clock going cuz Sharra bullet
So
457 455 54
452 all right sink it up
Sharra bullets fighting with one eye. Yeah one One eye. He's such an exciting fighter.
He's one of my favorite fighters. His ceiling I don't know because of his wrestling. It's
a huge issue. This is a big move up. How's the jujitsu? Well, he's not a ground fighter.
That's not his thing. He's really a karate guy. But the way he throws his kicks is nuts.
Karate guy from like Dagestan or something, right. Yeah. That's so weird, right? It's not like boy tie style
I mean he can do all oh
It's good man. This is what I'm talking about really good really good really good boy time and fully complete
He's a complete guy is your man. He's super strong sounds are Russian. I mean you better be you know
an indestructible head but
When he gets hit with shots because I want here
He's got twice. Yeah, it does look worse way worse. He's all that here. That's a very good point
Did you just see it looks like the burning bush but Petrosian super solid when I when I saw this fight was being made
I was like, oh, that's a real test. Yeah, and like good defensively
Big fucking dude for the weight class
And like good defensively, big fucking dude for the weight class. These guys are so big.
It's so crazy how big 185 is now.
Wild, dude.
They're so big.
DDP, I was trying to tell Brian, I'm like, dude, DDP is a different fucking animal.
Anthony Smith, he was like 235 with no fat on him.
He's a 205er.
He's a 205er.
This is an 85.
No, 85 though.
No, they're huge too. 205 is notoriously been big 85
Now to me is the biggest kind of leap as far as they got they're fucking huge
Dracus is so fucking big is he ain't small either strictly ain't small
Robert Whitaker's no punk
These guys are bigger. What's yes kick is he the most famous for petrosian? He's just not a petrosian
Clip them there. He throws everything is the wheel kicks. He throws everything wheel kicks
Someone's getting knocked out. Oh, he's coming after this doesn't really throw the potrosians landing too. Yeah, but he's
Trosian he's really hit the gas man. I love his look man like a pirate so crazy
You know, he played a bad guy in a movie in Hollywood recently
Oh, what a great casting they're gonna cast poet on some movie to her. He's a bad guy in some movie
I think just fuck you
I'm hyped for these guys. Imagine if one of these guys becomes the next rock the next like John Cena
That'd be sick. Like you tell me Conor McGregor couldn't become an action movie star Dude, they've asked him to and he keeps turning it down. He still wants a fight
Does he wants a fight? And he also wants a party? Yeah, I love him. He can do no wrong
Looks like he's having a good time. Yeah as he showed he doesn't know shit here
I did it if he's a good time can be if he just
Clip that left clip
Roger yeah, we're chosen did he's been clipped a few times now. But look out the way he throws his kicks. It's so different and
He can throw so many in a row too, but Petrosian is rock solid man
I wonder if that hair is actually a bit of a shock absorber. No
Stupid Tom, right? That's so dumb. Somebody hit you in the head with a fucking big head of hair You think I think the beard is I mean, no just the hair all that hair
They used to think that in boxing in boxing you used to have to shave your beard for golden gloves
They made me shave everything. I couldn't look more Mexican. I'm sad a mustache
No, no
It doesn't matter especially Especially a tiny little beard.
A little padding.
Nah.
Let's see how a crazy ass wild man beard, like one of them
dudes that lives in the woods for 10 years.
Just like a thick old Rick Rubin beard.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Like if you get hit with an uppercut, I would say a Rick
Rubin beard would protect you quite a bit.
Maybe you stop your punch thinking you're hitting him.
You know how you aim and maybe it cuts. Nah, they punch through cuts. Now they punch through. What the fuck are you talking about? You guys are professionals man.
What was the last time you punched somebody? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
You're pulling your punch. No, they're professionals. You're aiming. There's his face,
but it's an illusion. I didn't go all the way through. He's lighting him up. Dude, I've been
pretty hard on Homs, you know, because the hype kind of fell off, dude, the
longest COVID ever.
And then he had an interview with Brett Akimoto.
And you're like, oh, sidekick, dude.
Side fucking kick.
Yeah, bro, he does everything, man.
Then he has that interview with Brett Akimoto.
Catches you off guard.
And he talks about how he's been depressed and he's been constantly moving.
And he has a kid, and you're like, oh, this is a normal dude.
He's calmed down because he had a kid and he's being going through a tough time his camp
You know the same camp his kid has had two surgeries
He's gonna have one second surgery after yeah after the fight
Yeah
And and they're like what's going is that guy's depressed cuz you think it's tough making my family move every fucking month
And why do you have to move all the time? I don't know. I don't know but you
And then and then you saying that that's why he wants to stay and fight, you know, people give him shit about not coming to America
He's like my health when I fly it fucks me up. Yeah, which I don't know that knows what's real
Here's the story on that dude. Supposedly you can't kick him out of the gym
He's the most brutal over trainer like that's the story on him and then he's just like such a psychopath that he'll train
Even if he's sick, you see that with the Olympic wrestling. Yes. Yeah. No pretty fucking impressive. Yeah, dude, really impressive
Hang with those guys. Yeah, really?
You don't say yes, sir. He's a beast dude
What he did to Rockhold was disturbing it was disturbing like Luke
Rockhold he's not in his prime but Luke Rockhold was a fantastic grab who you
guys talking about again Hamza oh Hamza rolled with Luke Rockhold and just ran
through him okay ran through him arm barred him what else he's like he looked
that's crazy yeah but just ran through him just dominated he's a banshee but
the only thing I would not touch this as far as betting if I were gonna bet out
I put money on Whitaker just because there's so many variables with Homs on his best heavyweight win is against Merchant
He's never really beat a true middleweight and then you're going from fighting welterweights
He beat a blown up Ousmane struggled with that struggle the Gilbert Burns and you're fighting Robert Whitaker at three
Well, I still want to see it. Oh, no
I'm saying I went bad on it. Well, I'm saying there's too many unknowns with my shot
It was like that was like one of the first I think his first fight was at 85 and then I think it's 170 is unstoppable
But I just don't think you really want 70. Did you see him on the scales for this look bad?
He was the last one away. Yeah, it's hard Yeah, 85 max looks very thin to max looks real drawn. See I don't like max up 45
Especially at his age. I like him at 55, but the thing with max, you know
So he's been going on this fucking warpath after losing Volkanovsky. They asked him what changed you know what he said what sparring?
Remember he was the guy who goes I don't spar they go what changes I start sparring again. That's why I'm knocking bitches out
He was the guy that goes I don't spar they go what changes I start sparring again. That's why I'm knocking bitches out
You got a spar you got a spar unfortunately. He was the one guy like come in Maybe you don't have to and then you're like, all right
I wonder if sharp bullet would lose all his power if you shaved his beard
I think there's some other guys who decided to go the not sparring route. Mitch Rion did it for a long time
Yeah, Mitch Rion was the first of it a lot of those guys started talking about that Donald didn't Donald do it
I think Donald did it. I think Donald did guys started talking about that. Donald, didn't Donald do it?
I think Donald did it.
I think Donald did it for a while as well.
You know what?
In football, the equivalent to that, not sparring,
is not really going hard in preseason.
And the Browns didn't fucking play anybody in preseason.
They didn't take any chances.
And they got walloped the first six, the seven.
It's just different.
Yeah, so now it's like damn
We got a we got a spar and preseason nut shot
And that's when you feel it bro. Everybody needs to get those diamond MMA cups
What are they those those are compression shorts with those like perfectly fitted cups you could take a literal nut shot to really?
Yeah, man, they exist. You know that, here's the thing. You can wear
a tie cup. You can wear a steel tie cup in the UFC. You're fighting in the UFC. You 100%
wear steel tie cup and break their foot. Yeah. So we kick your arm. It breaks their foot.
The leverage with armbar lever with an armbar is insane. And also like if you get on top
of them, you could shove that thing into them. It's a fucking weapon just cause for podcasts and everything.
You can get one like you, they hurt man.
They hurt with whatever you're pushing it up against.
It's a piece of metal.
What does it do?
It's like, it's a, how's it held into place?
You tie it through your ass like a male stripper.
Yeah, it's super good.
I'm getting super good.
I never wore one.
I want to wear one for discipline.
But you have to make sure it's really in place because if it slips and a nut gets pokey out
Then you're getting my deal. I had that happen with a plastic cup once fuck
Yeah, my nut got pokey outie a little on the side
And I got kicked to the nuts and the plastic cups slammed into my nut that happened to it was a
Gilbert Ivo and
Vanderlei Silva in Pride 11. Oh my god, and that the
Nuts and it was over they had to put up take them out in a slide never wore a cup in football or fighting
I remember that fight. I remember so many pride. Yeah, it was over
It was like he wouldn't like usually you get hit in the nuts and you need five minutes max or whatever
This time there was no coming back. His night got caught on the side of the,
dude, I think when you look at those old pride fights,
that might've been the golden years. That might've been the best of the best.
The savages, there was so much good about it.
There was so much good about it.
First of all was the first time we ever got to see MMA in giant places.
Like there was no UFCs that were in 90,000 people.
And that was in 2000.
Yeah.
In the pageantry?
Yeah, that's what did really well back.
Remember Hanzo versus Sakuraba Pride 10?
Oh yeah.
Dude, I commentated that shit, dog.
Oh, that's right.
It was like 150 degrees, I was in a suit,
and it looked like I jumped out of a pool, dog.
And how many people were there, Eddie?
It was like a fucking baseball stadium, yeah
I don't know about 80 but it was
It was insane. Yeah, that was when when sock sock dude, there were so many classic matches guy Mezger versus
Vanderlei Silva a Gilbert Ivo when he knocked out
uh, W W Vanderlei Silva, a Gilbert Ivo when he knocked out, uh, uh, uh, Goodrich in one kick. He just, that was one strike in the fight. They came out and Gilbert, right to
the head while left high kick and Gary Goodrich was laid out, knocked out for like five minutes.
And when he woke up, he, his, his sister was his personal trainer. She was a yolk check
and he woke up and he told me this goes to when I woke up I thought and you know, he's from Toronto
He's from any goes when I woke up. I thought I was at a rave in Toronto
That's what he told me
Maybe he was
Maybe he was like maybe he got hit so hard that he got knocked into a parallel dimension
He got hit so hard that he got knocked into a parallel dimension
He thought his sister was some chick he was hanging out with he didn't even know his sister one maybe that's real
You remember when you
Cable then you had cable and there was the dirty channels Yeah, and you could tune into them, but they'd be all like every now and then
Like a couple of seconds of some girls boobs
Maybe that's what like getting kicked in the head is like and then finally you just give up on the fuck after like a half
An hour. He was waiting for the shot
Waste I'm wasting my life parallel dimensions. Yeah, when Rothwell knocked me out, I was like climbing a ladder.
I was on a different planet and just climbing ladders.
Dude.
I was just like, really?
Yeah, my hands were twitching like climbing a ladder.
It's the weirdest thing when you get hit really hard
and your legs just stop working.
It's the weirdest feeling.
That's why nerve knockouts, like a good left hook
to the jaw, when someone gets clipped
and you see that nerve knock.
It's like, it's the weirdest thing someone gets clipped and you see that nerve. No, it's like it's every
It's the weirdest thing man
Like you have no control over it like there's one thing when you're hit and you're hurt and your your body's crumbling
You're taking shots, but the hit to the chin is like weep. It's an off switch
So she goes by it's so lights off, but you're conscious. Yes, you're conscious
You're conscious like you can't you're not you didn't even get hurt real bad
Yes, you're conscious. You're conscious like you can't you're not you didn't even get hurt real bad
Like I got hit way harder before than when I've been dropped
But you get hit like on the top of the head or you get hit somewhere else But I got hit on a point of the chin once and my
Dude he threw a spinning fucking a back fist and then reversed it and threw another spinning
and the And then reversed it and threw another spinning And the second
Tony Ferguson did that once, but he did it the same way. This guy changed directions.
Unless I'm retarded.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I remember it.
God damn, I talk too much.
Yo, that was fucking insane.
By the way, his gas tank is ridiculous.
Well, he has to have one of his kicks as much as he does.
Damn, we want to pay attention.
He was looking at me like, he's not even that happy.
He's like, dude, that was fucking tough.
Here we go.
He's like, shit, I got to.
OK, so we go boom, and then he changed directions.
Boom, boom.
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
Yo, no one's ever done that before.
No.
No one's ever done that before.
Look at the accuracy too.
This was good too.
Accurate, boom, boom, hammer fist.
Wow.
Dude, that's Kung Fu theater right there.
That is.
That's wild.
That's wild.
And the dude just put his head down.
That's gonna be a highlight forever right there.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's sick.
Wow.
And you know what? Tony Ferguson did it to Rafael dos Angles
But he threw it and then he kept spinning and then he threw another one
You know the same direction was just thinking the Rafael dos Angles remember when he broke his foot when he's supposed to fight Connor
Yep, that's what's going on. He was kind of a he's kind of favored to win. Yeah, he's that was the fight
He was a scary guy. He fought tonight his fuck. How do you do? How do you do? Jamie? He fought a Jeff Neal
I mean he ragged oh
That's tough. I've got Nate Tiaz remember wasn't he wrong. He was a beast when he was the champion
He was first round TKO Jeff Neil knocked him out first round TKO
Yeah, yeah, he's older and I believe he only has one ACL and that's also I think damn near his 40th
UFC, okay, how do you remember all this fucking information like do you at night? Do you spend an hour going through shit and watch?
Pop quiz your memory can't be each other your memory can't be that good
You gotta watch it
I just love it remember with two minutes and 30 seconds of round four
He hit him with the jab and like why do you know this?
I the same way you know
Conspiracies and shit you're just into it
Tk as new as new goes out. I think oh god like I just said that I think he's got no ACL. He's thick I
Think he's got a bad ACL
Great here put him in 55, right?
He's like right here. Put him in 55, right?
Guys tend to give him problems.
Oh, his leg's fucked up.
Dude, and RDA is the nicest guy.
When I was fighting over in Brazil, no Brazilian would let me work out in the gym.
Nobody would help me. He would take me, drop his daughter off at school and then take me around get me food
Take me to his gym really be nicest fucking guy in the world
That's crazy that I said that is I think he has no ACL and that and then that happened
There's a couple guys are fighting the UFC with no ACL really yeah. Yeah, it's the craziest thing to do
Justin Gates he has one no ACL. Who was Yeah. Yeah. It's the craziest thing to do. Justin Gaethje has one no ACL.
Who was the first guy? Do you remember the first guy?
Rico.
Rico Rodriguez.
He was like, what?
What are you doing?
He goes, I have no ACL.
I'm like, what?
He's the heavyweight champion of the world.
UFC heavyweight champion.
But the quad thing you can't fix.
You can fix the ACL thing.
We just need to go through a surgery.
Rico Rodriguez has an NCAA champ too. No. No, no. He wrestled but he wasn't he was early John jock Machado. Yeah, he's a jujitsu guy
His big jujitsu was nasty savage nasty
He's a he's a rest because this is in the 90s and when wrestlers came into jujitsu
Everybody was a white belt in a blue belt in the 90s every but that was it was one purple belt per school and there was
one American black belt Craig K blue belt in the 90s. There was one purple belt per school and there was one
American black belt, Craig Kukoke in New York. Remember Hensel's guy?
I trained with him. He was my first teacher.
Purple belt, American purple belt per school. Everybody was a white and everybody was a
blue.
Steve Maxwell was one of the first American black belts.
But the-
Yeah, Greg was partners with Hensel back in the day.
The guys that came in with a wrestling background like Rico Rodriguez he came
in and he wrestled this whole life and he went like him and this guy named Seth
good all they're big dudes who wrestled they as blue belts they went to the
world championships just fuck Rico wasn't NCAA champ Rico Rodriguez I don't know who was that kid that would always come to
jiu-jitsu at 10th planet when it was legends at legends when he was a like
Eric crazy wrestler super powerful oh my god remember that dude I forget his
name got so much potential this guy was We used to do neon stomach drills. Rico Rodriguez, what
does it say? What about his wrestling? Okay, he did ADCC. This dude, it's Eric, right Eddie?
Eric something. Yeah, this dude Eric, we used to do neon belly drills. This is when I realized
like with the difference between like, really strong wrestlers,
I couldn't get up. If he was on top of me, I wasn't not getting up. I tried so hard to get up. I could not get up. I was in real good shape. I was a brown belt. I could not get up.
Every Jiu-Jitsu school owner wanted, they're all looking for wrestlers because they already had
15, 20 years of grapple. And when we switched positions,
so when I got on top of him, he just went, weee!
I just went flying.
I had pretty good top pressure.
I had pretty good top pressure.
He was talking with a headed arm, and you got a knee on belly.
I had pretty good top pressure.
Weee!
I was just like, this is crazy.
You know another person who made me feel like that?
Carl Peresian.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
First time I rolled with Carl, I was like, this is ridiculous.
You're a chimpanzee, bro.
You're not even a fucking human.
All those years of judo. Jake Shields toopanzee. Oh, you're not even a fucking human
All those years of judo Jay Shields, too, right? Oh, yeah, Jay Shields same thing same thing
Yeah, but Cara was freaky it was because it's like why are you so fucking strong?
Like cuz it's judo is the craziest thing you're literally throwing bodies all the time
Yeah, you're hoisting people up in the air and slamming them and you're fucking exploding on your feet,
tripping each other and they're explosive.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I remember I was rolling with you guys
and Tarek and Jake Shields, we were all together
and I'm in the mix.
Congratulations.
Yeah, the idiot.
And Jake didn't know me and he was like,
this guy might have a podcast,
I don't want him to, what if he gets position on me he like you know
How you you ever see one of those steamrollers with that when they splat pavement it was inappropriate it was oh
Yeah, Jake goes hard. Oh my god. I was like I can't do it. I was making noises
I'm fucking fine. I was going well. You should be fucked up, and you deserve it
I'm a new way right now I was well you should be fucked up and you deserve it You really deserve it everything that comes your way you train once a decade
You deserve I would do the same goddamn thing I hate people like you
I would do the same goddamn thing to you. I hate people like you. I still train twice a week to fuck.
You fucker.
You don't deserve to roll.
I'd smush you. I'd be happy to do it.
But then you roll with Brendan.
Then Jake rolled with Brendan.
Well, that's a different thing. Brendan's a good boy.
You ever think about having, like, in the studio, like a room for a band to play or to do jujitsu
I have thought about no not a jujitsu we get we always could we have the full mats out there
You seen them that back gym
It would be cool like show me a move and then you have mats and you have cameras
A bunch of guys come in and train here all the time. The podcast is what I'm talking about
I thought about doing something like that
But then I think like something's just for yourself like when the rock came here worked out
I said hey man, fuck all this social media shit
Let's just hang out because it was me and phoned out and the comedians
So as you know Brian Simpson was there Shane Gillis Tony Hinchcliffe the rock is like Brian
Derek
Yeah, Derek Poston was there a son of mod was there we had a good fucking time
You know it was just just hanging out like sometimes just hang out
But it'd be cool to have like don't make it a business like a band play that would be cool
That would be dope, but I do I have time for that
You know time know what to have to have a band on your podcast and then they get up and sometimes
But I like it when people just play like when Gary Clark jr. Comes here and just plays like
Play like when Gary Carr Jr. Comes here and just plays like
Everlast have a DJ with them once yeah
Ideas trying to get more views man. We know you're Down in flames, we're not gonna do it most hilarious thing
when I first got the Spotify I
Was willing to do it for two reasons one because there was a ton of money and two because I wanted to be like 10% less
Famous. Yeah, I was like, would that be nice boy?
Just people like are you gonna go into obscurity? I'm like great
Yeah, you'll be like Howard Stern.
No one's going to live.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Give me the money.
I have other interests, man.
Yeah.
Give me the loot.
Were you at all nervous for Trump?
I was definitely hyped up.
I was excited because I'm one of the, there's a lot of questions I need to answer.
Did you feel pressure?
No, no, no, no, not pressure.
Pressure mean like make sure you covered everything you want to cover. No, no, no, no. Just like I Pressure mean like make sure you cover everything you want to cover.
No, no, no, no.
Just like I knew what was important.
Did you prepare for it?
Not necessarily.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Did you ask him why he was so pro-vaccine?
No, I didn't.
But I also wanted to be rigid because there was a moment when he brought up the polio vaccine
and I was like, oh, I don't want to correct him.
I don't want to show like when the, have you ever seen the chart of when polio actually dropped off when the vaccine was introduced. I reference it. Oh, yeah, that's a rough one
That's when you look at the actual like there's a bunch of them measles is another one
You know what actually happens talk is it exactly and I don't want to get involved in the podcast where there's a lot of shit
I want to get to I want to know what the fuck is in the JFK files
There's a lot of shit. I want to get to I want to know what the fuck is in the JFK files Did you know?
Because I see that there's a lot of people that are still alive and I said, okay
So that's why you wouldn't release it because some of the people that are gonna be implicated are still alive
So what that's saying to me is that the government was involved
Everybody knows what I said that and he kind of like danced a little
Politicians came out. No, he just like he's real good You ask him a question and he starts to answer it
But then he takes you on a totally different route
We know we've got a but you got to bring him back in but you got to be respectful
So it's like I knew that that's the way he does it but I'm like, I know I understand what you're doing, sir
But let's get it back to what I was asking. Yeah, what did that?
I did that a couple times
I want to know what that first fucking day is like and I don't think I really got that answer out of them
I don't think he remembers
I think he does what I'm talking about is like this feeling of now you have to appoint
10,000 people and now you have to figure out how this machine works now when you've never governed at all and they don't show
You any of that when you're running for president. It's not like a training program like hey Brendan you might be president so we're going
to show you this is how deals get made.
I like what he said about John Bolton.
He said yeah he's a whack job but you know what's cool about him?
When I went to fucking Iran and I had John Bolton they all knew he was ready to drop
bombs.
He's called him a whack job, but he had his purpose.
That kind of mindset, you know, the problem with the Trump stuff is just that the people
look at the inflammatory things he says, the crazy shit, and they define them by that.
But you also have to remember, this is a very bizarre combination of an entertainer and
a businessman. So it's an entertainer that
like he's like a comedian man. He says funny shit. He does it all the time. He's always
funny. He makes fun of Biden. He's funny man. He's New York. He's very New York.
The nicknames it gives to people that they have to be funny. If it wasn't funny, he wouldn't use it.
People don't know what to do with that. And they want to pretend that all these other people
are somehow or another morally better because you don't get to see the real them. I don't buy that.
I don't think you should either. I don't think that's how people really are.
I think, and when you see over and over and over and over again,
the media manipulating things and lying about things to make him seem way worse
than he is. You should be suspicious. You should be real suspicious.
Exactly. They don't want to lose that job, but they're in desperado mode now.
Do you, did you have a different perspective after like go like you don't know him well, right? I don't know him at all
But I got this in down the house a conversation with him other than nice to meet you, sir
And he complimented me. I said, thank you. You're really good at this UFC stuff
After three hours did you have a different impression of him or no? Yeah. Well, I mean, he's a businessman, bottom line. He likes making deals. That's what it
is. Like that's his whole thing. And he's got this ability to just keep going. This
is what's crazy. Like the podcast is three hours long. The guy didn't pee before the
podcast. He didn't pee after the podcast maybe just left maybe
maybe he's more diet coke than me but he didn't drink anything during the podcast
he just sat here and we talked and they were freaking out out there because he
was two hours late for something he was doing in Michigan he didn't give a fuck
he's like I know this is gonna be bigger than that let's just keep going we did
three hours but at the end of it he's you know I don't know him other than the
three hours that I
talked to him when he was trying to be at his best.
And Kamala Harris has not said yes yet.
She hasn't said no either.
People keep saying she said no.
I said I would have a conversation with her like a human being.
That's all I want to do.
That's literally all I want to do.
But that's trouble for her.
I want to know what is it like to be, I don't even give a fuck about all the stuff she's
talked about, about policies and all these different things. We all we know our positions. Yeah, who are you?
Just be real. Who are you the crazy thing with Kamala?
She would be she would be well served to cut step. Yeah lines down. No, she's not take it
She can't do I would be willing to talk about anything other than politics. I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck who she is like if there were some certain things they didn't want to talk about like fine
I don't care. So I want to know who we are. Yes, I can find out who you are
We can talk about sports crazy how they they she does interview after interview and they're just like disasters and you would think that
Because she was study views. This is like a
It's a fucked up way to talk that no one's used to doing.
Here's the way it is.
Here's a question.
Give me an answer.
And you're like, well, I think that it's not a fucking conversation.
It's not a conversation.
So it's a weird.
So you're uncomfortable with your words.
You're trying to get it out right.
And you realize millions of people fucking hate you.
And don't think you should be in that position in the first place when she begins to answer a question with I'm glad you asked that
Thank you for that
20 million illegals coming through the border unvetted. I'm glad you asked
I'm a middle class. I come a middle class family. I like small businesses It always back to the same and grossly they go what about inflation and then she goes, you know, it's everything
You're right. I'm glad you asked that question groceries. I know a gas
Everything families are struggling
I need to hear what you want to do policy
The plan when they ask you about inflation to say we're gonna do this
They're doing it is very unnatural
And if you take a person that clams up when they have to talk
publicly and you put them in unnatural environments you incite all kinds of anxiety inside of them. It's a terrible way to
communicate. I don't think this would go better for her. I just don't think it's her thing. Three hours if she did if she gave you three hours.
Brandon I'm trying to sell it and you're fucking it up for me.
Maybe Kamala could sing or something.
No, I think if Kamala, you know what I mean?
If she could sing, sign her to a Bad Boy record contract, you know what I mean?
I think that company is going out of business.
She might want to do some research.
You're betting the stock of Bad Boy right now, whoa!
Bro, dudes are doing Kamala ads and moving to Europe.
Yeah, people ask that. People always are tripping on the baby oil right? With the
Diddy thing? They're tripping on the baby oil. A thousand bottles of baby oil? I'm like
yeah there's probably about a thousand people at his parties right? 768 dildos. That's wild boy. Bro! Bro! Imagine, imagine a Diddy party with no lube.
Come on man.
Come on man.
You got it!
I bet he doesn't even, I bet Diddy's not even gay.
I bet it's just he really enjoys fucking guys just so he says he fucked them.
Yeah it's a power move.
I bet it's a crazy, yes it does.
Crazy drugged up power move.
You know? It's not full. I would mean a headlock. Crazy yes Drugged up power move, you know
Filming everybody and having dirt on everybody like it's a crazy style organized crime But it makes you think like is this guy doing it on his own? No, like who's above this motherfucker?
Is that but is that the case is he doing it on his own?
But maybe he's not also
It's funny the celebrities come out to support Kamala. You're like what?
Yeah, all of them moving to you like dancing. Yeah, I love Kamala usher Beyonce came out last night
When Americans like somebody who's a billionaire support it's like Beyonce most people don't have anything in common with her
So when that happens, it doesn't usually anybody that Any celebrity that comes out and they did it for Hillary Clinton didn't we probably went to parties?
You know what I mean? They probably just want to worry
It's really weird to ask someone who lies for a living what they think the president should be
That's a lot of actors. They're just professional liars
That's a lot of actors. They're just professional liars.
The whole thing they're doing is they're pretending they're someone else.
And you want them to be super sincere when they tell you who to vote for.
I believe it's time that the world becomes president.
The fact that they keep pushing that Trump is Hitler and he promised to be a dictator.
Dan Ege and Murphy, Murphy's a motherfucka.
And undefeated. Dan Ege and Murphy. Murphy's a motherfucka. And undefeated.
And Dan Ege is pointing it to him.
Murphy just lit up Barboza, undefeated kid out of England.
I was super impressed with Ege taking that fight on zero days notice against Diego Lopez
because Diego Lopez is a straight up fucking killer.
And they had a great fight.
Dio's there tonight.
He's the alternative.
Diego Lopez, Compadre Jitsu World's veteran. He's good. He's so wild. If he could just get a little bit more calculated
and calm, he hits the gas so hard. But he's such a killer man. Topiorya San he wins tonight. He wants to fight mark chev My kids up once a
70 if
Yeah, if below loses a shop got which is gonna happen in December shop got wins out then mark
Chev's gonna go up to fucking one seven and challenge
Last there's a rematch between Bilal and shop got me. What if it's a crazy fight?
I highly well, they could be a crazy sleep on below
No, I'm not saying that I'm saying I'm not sure of shop cuts such a super fight
They're gonna push that towards the queue. Yeah, but I mean you gotta get past below
Go to what's his best striker striker great striker. He got up pretty good, too, but he gave his back
See any is a mother fucker over here. He gave so much time plenty of time left to be gay solid everywhere, too He's solid standing up. He saw it on the ground. What is he Mexican or something? He gave what is it? Why is me?
Yeah, why oh yeah, okay? He's a beast man. He could easily be Mexican
He's super technical to like everything he does like very smart very polished and just tough to put away
Yeah, tough as shit
Murphy's up when I feel II. Ooh, how did Diego be real close real close fight decision?
Yeah, real cool. And he took on literally 25 minute notice literally he was getting massaged after working out and they call want to fight tonight
He's gonna grab his mouthpiece. Yeah, your mouthpiece. He was at your polt leg. Well, he had a weigh in at 163. That was the agreed upon weight because
he couldn't obviously can't cut weight the day of the fight. And so Diego took three different
fights at three different weight classes. He took 45 with Brian Ortega or take a city couldn't make
45 Diego made 45 said it's going to be at 55 is that okay? I'll take 55 and then all of a sudden EG says 63. He's like, okay
That's so nuts gangster
Dude, what if Max Holloway wins tonight? He can win a hundred percent. He can win Max Holloway
You cannot doubt him after that fucking just no gauchy fight
He's so clever and he's so wily and with all the sparring now that we were talking about
before which I think is a giant hit me.
He said he sparred for the gauge.
He fight much more.
He goes, I had to be a crash test dummy.
I don't think he's ever been put down.
No, he's got to engage.
She dropped him.
He's never been knocked out.
No, he's never been knocked out, but he's been dropped.
Justin was the first guy to drop him.
He hit him with the right hand.
He didn't go.
That's incredible. Max claims he didn't get dropped? No, no, he talked on the
podcast. He said he got dropped? Yeah, he goes, oh, he dropped me. Yeah. First time.
Yeah, we were talking on the podcast after the fight. He didn't get dropped? Yeah. He's
never been knocked out, B. No, never been knocked out. Oh! Oh my God. He gave him flush,
there, sat him down. Oh, that's not good. You guys got nasty ground of pound too. Oh, this might be it. Yeah
39 seconds to go
You're undefeated get out of the feed it you're undefeated. Oh, but he's still fighting
30 seconds is a long time. Isn't it? It's eternity. But if Danny gay doesn't put him away here
Here we go. Now we're moving now things are changing I think to in that main event with toperia people forget his his natural background is grappling wrestling. Oh big elbows
What's up? Oh take down?
The camara, oh he let it go George. Oh, no, he didn't Oh
Secure the head you know one second. It's over Wow. How about Murphy get out of that though? Oh
One second, it's over Wow, how about Murphy get out of it though?
Not just getting out of it by putting my house. Yeah, that was that was awesome. That was awesome. Jesus
Is this at 55 or 45 45 did you just say rocky yeah, it's 45 right Jamie Yeah yeah yeah big dudes for 45 45 big two yeah big boys
everybody game is changing you look at marab the fact that dude makes 135 that's bananas
like he probably doesn't eat i know dude but he's so thick he's a tree when you're around that guy
he's a yeah he's a lot sterling yeah oh aljermain was a little too big I like him at 45 love him at 45. Yeah, I mean that Calvin cater fight was like, holy shit
Yeah, Calvin couldn't do anything to him strong. He's yet the best back control maybe in the game. Yeah
Who's that? That's fair Al Jermain Sterling what he did to Corey Sanhagan like his back controls his back controls pretty nasty
That's what they're back. It's a fucking problem
Danny with the stiff left
Boom oh my goodness sound out peace out and everything. Yep. I
Hope Kamala says yes three hours
Really are I don't know three hours. They probably want to do like like an hour You're gonna get 22 minutes. I'll get an hour. I don't know man
22 minutes 20 minutes with bullet points, you know, it's like no one knows who these fucking people are right get into his favorite sexual
We do know who try with it. We do know I think someone out didn't that call her daddy girl
Didn't they start talking about bedroom stuff yeah I like cowgirl but really reverse cowgirl on New Year's Eve and 4th of July that's my
favorite well she does she gives good cooking tips ever see a good cooking tips does she what does she say tells people use beef
No seed oils are the best they're getting a bad rap
People beef towels to right wing
Sunflower oil
I like sunflower oil. Cristo is the best.
Isn't it crazy?
Just stick with the old school.
All that stuff is industrial lubricant that they tricked us into taking over butter.
It's so fucked up.
It's so bad.
It's so fucked up.
My favorite is canola oil.
Like oh we're eating corn.
It's corn.
No, it's really from a plant called the rapeseed.
And you ever see what it looks like when they're processing it? Oh. We're eating corn. It's corn. No, it's really funny plant called the rapeseed
And you ever see what it looks like when they're processing it. Oh
Do seed oils being processed? It's like you you look at it. You go. How can you make anybody eat that? I heard can only show me a video of seed oils being processed. Yeah, I know these
Pushed up beef tallow is number one or is there is there other kind of chicken tallow?
Is there chicken tallow? He's really good. What's the difference between beef tallow is number one or is there other kind of chicken tallow? Is there chicken tallow? No.
Ghee is really good.
What's the difference between beef tallow and ghee?
Ghee is clarified butter.
No ghee?
Is it like no ghee?
Ghee comes from milk.
But there's like, people have rendered fat, like bear is a really good fat that people
render to cook in, believe it or not.
Bear fat.
So it's pig lard.
Pig fat, lard is pig fat.
Cooking in animal fat is the best way. Also has the highest smoke point. So tallow pig fat. Yeah cooking in the animal fat is the best way also has the highest smoke
So tallow means fat. Yes, so beef tallow. Yes, that's what it is. Is there chicken tallow? It's rendered
No, you know what that means. It's got to be red
It's got to be rendered is they take it and they cook it so they take these
Giant vats of fat and they cook it and run it through a filter and they fill jars with it
And that's what tallow is so it's rendered beef fat
Do you have you ever heard of regenerative farms? Yeah, sure about a bunch of regenerative farmers on yo
I went to a regenerative farm like a month ago. This is how they make the seed oils
So this is like they're just smashing these fucking disgusting
Seeds into pellets and the guests to go through this process
And that's what people cook
It's fucking gross man, and then they turn into a cooking oil
How long are you not supposed to ever be cooking in that shit oil bad boy? I?
Don't know you can't cook. I don't think you people are cooking with that that often
It's like you see avocado oil is very good to cook with. I was a high smoke point
Have you ever seen that documentary the biggest little farm? No, yo, you gotta watch the biggest little fucking farm, dude
It's like it's a farm. It's a hundred percent regenerative. It's way above organic. No pesticides. No nothing
They use animal dude, they got like this
balance, this ecological balance. I went to it like a month ago. I was fucking-
Where's it at?
In Moorpark.
You can buy regenerative like from eggs and-
Watch, watch the biggest little farm. Trust me.
This fight is really good, boys.
Really good.
This fight's really good. Murphy's really good, man.
Yeah. Did he survive that? It's good. It's really good man. Yeah, that he survived that. It's good for him. He looks
good on the feet too. Looks fresh. Oh, he just hit him with a one two. That's the thing
like he gave really burned off a lot of gas trying to finish him once he heard him. Joe,
did you watch France's fight? Yes. It was fucking good. When he took him down, it went
brilliant. Yeah, apparently that was their game plan all along really it
Yeah, yes takedowns. Well, he wants against gone. I mean he out wrestled serial gone with one knee
Oh shit. Did you see that take down fuck?
He took homey down and he's in the mouth. He's in the mouth. That guy's a black belt on the bottom
I'm thinking like he game might have hit the gas too hard in the first
He's trying to go he's on his back now. What the fuck what rank is he Murphy?
Dude, he looks oh everything changed now, but he got a triangle look at that
Can he finish it all he got to do is pull the head down if he pulls the head down and he's got a decent
Triangle it's over. He's got to just pull his head left though
Plant oh nothing. Okay, nothing all he's got a decent triangle, it's over. He's gotta just pull his head down. How much time's left though?
Plant, oh, nothing, okay nothing.
All he's gotta do is pull his head down.
All he's gotta do is pull his head down.
He's got some moments to adjust,
he almost did right there.
So much grease.
But he could still, in the middle,
oh, he moved the arm over.
Oh, dude, another minute?
Ran out of time.
Shit would've been different.
Yeah, he was just getting tired.
How about MMA where the next round starts in the same position?
That's what I've been saying.
How hard is that?
I've been saying that.
How hard is that?
If the round ends and you're in the mount, break for a minute in the mount.
People reset fights all the time.
Why would you give the striker the advantage of standing up?
Why? You never heard it. You were on your back at the end of the round because of
Bruce Lee fights, that's so stupid because it's one fight. It's not five fights
It's one fight
so each round should start where the last one left the problem is because if you have a jitsu guys and get finishes especially if
He's in the mount that makes sense. But then with
Predominantly grappling you see now dominating those guys just start and guard and you get fucking
25 minutes of this dude. What about what about boring ass striking that happens to there's
boring guard work, but there's boring strike for sure. Why? I think I mean, it's it's either
they don't want either but you're sure as fuck not gonna get a finish if you always
start on the ground. What what the finish rate go wait wait
Guys it goes mother go down and pound finishes would go way sure Jamie bring up how many submissions compared to how many TKOs or
Knockouts in the OC. It's not even yeah
We have stand-ups and then each round starts standing up, of course, it's gonna be
Grappler heavy and they want striking. That's the last
Whatever happens happens
Favor either side. What's the business though? Now that they have different gloves
Okay, when the UFC blew up did it blow up for the striking or did it blow up for the grab striking?
Let me finish this I gotta finish this please
How do you he's 30? I'm 22. How old were you in 1994? I would have been 11 exactly
So what I'm saying is the UFC exploded in UFC 2. No, no, UFC exploded off of Ultimate Fighter 1.
Listen, listen, relax.
In UFC 2 it was fucking huge.
Not even close to what it was.
Right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you weren't even alive, Don.
No, I was alive.
You're saying you weren't even in the first round of the scene?
You, okay, you were, you were 11.
Okay, let me, let me, let me help you out.
UFC 2 exploded. It changed the world. The scene you okay you were you're 11. Okay, let me let me let me help you out
UFC to
Exploded the world and then it went underground once they pulled it from cable and it went underground You got into it when it was underground, but it was huge. There was billboards in fucking Hollywood for the UFC
So it was giant
It wasn't because of the striking we always had striking there was already kickboxing that was a movie time
That was boxing we already had striking the UFC UFC to blew up through the stratus
There's a more 11 because of the grappling sure like what the fuck is this mission because of the submission
We already had boxing we already had kickbox. Yeah, it wasn't doing shit boxing was big, but kickboxing wasn't doing shit
shit boxing was big but kickboxing wasn't doing shit. UFC 2 exploded because of the grappling and then it went underground. It was too big. UFC 5 that was billboard on Sunset
when hoist fought Ken Shamrock that was massive and then they pulled the plug on it. UFC got
canceled. The UFC got the plug pulled liked, let me finish. Let me just finish.
The UFC got the plug pulled on it.
And it went underground.
They thought it was dead for five years.
And then the Fratitas came in.
And then that was the resurgence.
But it was already massive.
Nowhere near is what it was.
It was massive, dog.
UFC changed, UFC 2 changed the world.
Eddie, you gotta let other people talk too.
It was still something that was like most people,
and like most of the casuals had no idea about.
They called it human cockfighting
and they didn't watch it.
Remember it was on the-
That's how it got canceled.
No, but what I'm saying is you had to rent it at the store
the way you'd rent a porn back then.
And it was like, it was considered barbaric
through all these things.
So the people that love fighting young men-
Triangle again, triangle. we all watched it but not
other people
you know any was huge it was massive not business-wise
not business-wise. Yo, it got cancelled. It was huge, it was massive, it was worldwide.
You're both correct. That's what I'm saying, we're both right. The UFC did not exist
before 93 when 93 came along and the UFC burst onto the scene
everybody heard about the UFC that was the the big initial explosion and it was
because of hoist crazy correct because it was worldwide massive billboard no
schools had more of an explosion of participants than Brazilian of course the 90s were insane and then Jarl Mckean came in
and they fucking
dude the UFC got cancelled they got pulled from cable
that's why it went underground
so if you get into the UFC in the early 2000s
oh the Fertilis blew it up
yes they did but it was the resurgence
it was already blown up got cancelled
and then Fertilis
no and it wasn't mainstream Eddie it still wasn't mainstream
it wasn't it wasn't mainstream. No, and it wasn't mainstream, Eddie. It still wasn't mainstream. OK. It wasn't. It wasn't mainstream.
Now it's mainstream.
It was mainstream, dog.
It was huge.
But it was with us, Eddie.
But if you went up to a regular guy in a store
and said, do you know about the Ultimate Fighting Championship?
There's a high likelihood they wouldn't know.
If you go in there today, everybody knows.
Sure as fuck knows.
When did it actually hit mainstream status?
2005.
That was UFC 1. And 1995, too. Fuck no, what did you actually hit mainstream status 2005? Yeah, that was you and he won
1995 to when you hoist five can shower it was massive change martial arts
It was massive stephen bonner. I think he got a lot of pay-per-views, too
I think it was massive hoist versus ken shamrock super fight there when 30 minutes that shit was that was 1995 nowhere near
What they are No, no, not even close. It wasn't it wasn't but it was for us like for us. It was a new thing
That's great for you. That's huge. No
But as far as a business goes
Why's Connor the biggest star in the world is grappler no
No, well, what it is is exciting
what's exciting submissions are exciting finishes are exciting you know all of
era has lost a lot of it or one brother a lot of his fights by submission but
every big fighter really how come we ties in the big hair up as huge as
striking why hey who won this fight we don't even know exactly I'm very excited
but but Eddie Eddie it's a strike a huge in the cable you strike
rice why are we tied the biggest box you have any stars
well that's not true one fc's doing a really good job with it but i really
think they need an american promotion that similar to one fc that's willing
to have
just look everybody if you just want striking
you can get the best kickboxers in the fucking world to just have a fight in
the case which i'm a little sad exactly and it's great and i think you know the ufc has instead of slap fight best kickboxers in the fucking world to just have a fight in the cage. One championship does that.
Exactly.
And it's great.
And I think, you know, the UFC has instead of slap fight, maybe that's the way to go.
Like there's an opportunity to have just like have stand up only rules.
Stand up only rules are if you really want to see the wildest kickboxing in the world,
it's not in the UFC.
There's great fights in the UFC, but the wildest kickboxing is in Muay Thai
Yeah, but Alex Pierre came from that background glory world champion
Is he and nobody knows before you and their champions of course yeah?
Makes it big striking with the threat of jujitsu agree on the facts
Glory would be the biggest thing in the world. Muay Thai would be huge.
Muay Thai is not huge.
Why is that?
Well, Muay Thai, it should be huge.
It's the same reason why the UFC almost wasn't huge.
You need a Fertitas.
You need someone to come along that has a large amount of money that understands business.
Look, they were $40 million in the hole when they did UFC Ultimate Fighter I.
$40 million.
And they were like, look, there was one one point time where they had a phone call. And the fratitas got on the phone with Dana and they
said that we're gonna sell it. Let's sell it. And then Dana got a call from them the
next morning. They changed their mind. I said, Fuck it. Ride till the wheels fall off. What's
what's fun this ultimate fighter and it was the craziest Hail Mary of all time. And Stefan
Bonner and Forrest Griffin in the finals had the craziest fight and everybody tuned in like
Millions of people were calling their friends and there's the wildest fucking fight
These guys are fighting in a cage on spike TV
It was a crazy and it boomed the whole sport blew up and then Chuck Liddell and then you know
There's the sport just exploded from there
But if Muay Thai doesn't have a forertida, you're not going to get that.
You're not going to get all the stories, all the, you know, this guy building stars.
Yeah.
All the, the narrative is going to see skill shot trees, kind of like a Fertida.
Yes, he is.
And he's doing a great job doing that exact thing in one of the, as well as including
jujitsu, but it, for whatever whatever reason it's not that popular in America
It's just not it's I mean it does really well in Asia. I don't know anybody outside of hardcore fans
It's watching 1fc. It's not like my friends who are like a carpenter calls me up
Hey, you're watching 1fc tonight like it's not not in America outside of America
Their views are higher than the UFC like in Asia and shit massive huge mass and they get big crowds and
They have great fights to there's this stamp Fairtex. I guess all four more fights
I'm all for more different ways of doing it and I prefer their way of doing it where you have a bunch of different like
You can have a stand-up
Muay Thai fight where you're in a cage with little MMA gloves. When Jib Jib has that, then they have straight grappling.
Like Mikey Mishameshi was one of the main events underneath the MMA.
That was Rutollo Brothers.
Rutollo Brothers.
It's so good.
It's scary.
I can't believe how good they are.
Who?
Watching the Rutollo Brothers after we had them on the pot.
They're so ridiculous.
Did you watch Cade Rutollo versus Andrew Tackett in CJI?
Yes.
People are calling that the most exciting Jiu-Jitsu
match and it didn't even have a finish. The most exciting Jiu-Jitsu match and it didn't
even have a finish. It's violent. It's insane. Now both of those guys, Kade Rutolo and Andrew
Tackett, both are combat Jiu-Jitsu world's champions. Imagine them, that fight with fucking
strikes. Every dope. Although it's a different I DMed shot
you and said yo do that in one they both are champions in combat jujitsu they're
both into it Kate even does MMA I'm sorry Andrew Tackett versus Kade
Rutolo with fucking strikes dog what's gonna be fucking you what is the
difference combat combat jujitsu is jujitsu with strikes okay with hand
punching or?
No, no, just palm strikes.
So it's like a pancreas.
You can punch somebody up with your palms.
Do we have knockouts and fucking...
Feel this.
We have knockouts and TKOs all the time.
Now try to do that with your knuckles.
Try to do that with your knuckles, it's gonna hurt.
And you're not gonna break your hand.
That hurts.
You could hit someone pretty fucking hard.
While we have a little time, Can I do one little plug?
Yeah, of course jujitsu overdose is my attempt to do like jujitsu Coachella like a coachella
Oh, this is the Mexican can't Ken Koon in December. We're having jujitsu overdose. I'm having all my shows combat jujitsu worlds EBI
Medusa, which is female combat juiu Jitsu, and Combat Jiu
Jitsu Mexico every night, a different show, and during the day a seminar.
Jean-Jacques Machado.
This is it right here.
Combat Jiu Jitsu World's EBI Medusa.
Dude, how come you stand up there?
You told me to do that on TV.
But you declined.
When is it?
Son of a bitch.
You declined so full of shit.
I'm on my way on the road.
It's too late, dog.
It's too late. You had your chance. But this is it right here. I had a game do it for free. I'm not gonna do it for $2500. I went and did it for free. What are you talking about? I didn't charge you at all.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free.
I'm not gonna do it for free. I'm not gonna do it for free. I'm not gonna do it for free. I'm not gonna do it for free. I'm not gonna do it for free. We're having I asked you but you were like your manager said
I think I'm gonna be and it's gonna be a planet. You're gonna be in Denver. You don't know where you're gonna be It's gonna be it's gonna it's December 11th
December 16 comedy works. It's you go to jujitsu overdose calm reserve
It's gonna be a planet, all-inclusive, that
means free food, free drinks.
You get to watch Jujitsu every night, a seminar every day, and comedy every night.
My goal was to create the ultimate Jujitsu experience.
That was my goal.
Coachella for Jujitsu.
Coachella for Jujitsu, right.
Dude, you're crushing it.
I like it.
I'm proud of you, brother.
I'm going to do it every December.
This is the first one. We're going to. I like it. Proud of you, brother. I'm gonna do it every December. This is the first one
We're gonna do it every December every night and you know what what what fucking prove that shit for me?
PGF they do you it's a it's a it's coming in
November same thing a jujitsu show every night for five nights, dude. I ref that shit
It was so much. It was the it was the only
Vacation I ever took where I could have stayed another week every vacation I've ever taken I couldn't wait to get fucking home
I would change flights. I wonder if I like I like tonight. I'm like supposed to leave tomorrow
I want to leave tonight. You know what I mean?
I'm gonna change my flight for tonight every vacation
I've ever been on I was in Hawaii with my family and my wife goes we changed we were supposed to leave Saturday afternoon and it's like Friday
afternoon she goes I changed the flight for tonight she didn't say you're gonna
be mad I'm sorry but we have to do she already knew she goes and she goes I
changed the flight for tonight like fuck yeah let's get the fuck out of here. I'm done with this shit. Wa-kee-kee beach.
Okay, I get it.
We went out on a boat.
We went out on a boat to go look at fucking...
Do you talk about this on stage?
No.
For real.
I don't even know how to start that.
You hate vacations.
We went on...
Okay, we're gonna go see fucking sea turtles.
Like a mile out of the ocean.
I saw Jaws 1, 2, and 3 when they came out, dog.
Jaws 3 and 3D, that fucked me up.
They gave me PTSD for the ocean.
But my son wanted to go fucking deep sea diving for fucking turtles.
Yo, I fucking had to suck it up.
I'm like, these kids are doing it.
You could do it.
You could do it.
These fucking kids are doing it.
There was a bunch of kids.
I jumped in the ocean.
Ocean, dog.
All I kept thinking about was Joss Dory and 3D.
I won't do that shit.
I'm not into that shit.
I'm not into that shit.
Yeah, of course you do.
I'm not trying to go in the fucking ocean. Tim is like, you're going swimming. He knows what I know. into that shit. I'm not into that. Yeah, of course. He's not trying to go in the fucking ocean Tim is like you're going swimming. He knows what I know you deserve it
Jake shields in that water tried to wrestle with him on the beach to a good move once wrestled Tim Kennedy
legitimate psychopath
Black Belt world champion good luck special forces special forces
Ever that's ever walked on earth. Don't you go hunting with campaign?
He was in the fucking water for an hour with no wetsuit
And he wasn't cold. I was in a wetsuit out with 15 minutes. I was like this
To find out how long you have to be in the water till you're dead. Yeah, and then five minutes before that he gets out
Yeah
Yeah, you need those swam. yeah yeah you know where he swam he
decided you know oh yeah you all I just swam all the way out and the fog was so
thick he was having like three hours he was having trouble moving his legs and
that's the Morro Bay where it's a great white breeding breeding ground and he's
there you know in the dawn he's out there a woman saw him get completely
naked and get in the water what yep and so she's like something's not right and
he just kept swimming he's like two miles out in the water what yep, and so she's like something's not right, and he just kept swimming
He's like two miles out in the middle of the end. He's naked. Why naked?
He was like fuck you gonna die. That's the way to die so he can't feel his legs. This is out there and
And the Coast Guard comes up and they go what are you doing out here in the drink?
And he goes he starts rattling off his life story goes if I can get a girl pregnant another girl pregnant
I'm all fucked up my whole life
I think I got kicked out of the police force out of the you know fucking fire department my life's a mess and that guy
Goes okay you want to you want to sit out here in the drink or you want to come on board?
And he goes I don't know you know Tim and he goes and the guy goes he looks at me
Goes your dick looks tiny in this water
It made him so mad then he was like get the fuck off it he climbed up on there
They put a blanket around him and stuff and that's a smart dude
He knows how to get to a man Tim's the one who got me working out again got me sober. Yeah, Tim's the oh really?
Yeah, no shit. That's awesome. I love Tim going hunting with him two days from now
What are you guys hunting deer and partridge and pheasant? Oh, we're at in London anytime you want to come out really in London
How so is that road deer dude? Yeah?
Dogs to fetch the partridges and shit
We should yeah we and pheasants they drive the pheasants and the and the partridge
We it's murder in the sky fucking pheasants are a weird one. You know pheasants are a wild bird, but not really right like
are a weird one. You know, pheasants are a wild bird, but not really. Right. Like pheasants, pheasants are a weird one. You know what they do? They have these some places where they
do a canned hunt. This is when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face. So this is a
scan, dude, they just have these boxes of birds and they open them up and the birds
fly and these old drunk dudes just start blowing them out of the sky. That's it.
Boom.
That's kind of lame.
It's the lamest.
What the fuck?
It's the lamest thing of all time.
Listening to you, Luke Bryant, when you guys talk about hunting, I've never been into hunting,
I was like, damn, I kind of want to go hunting.
Oh, it's so fun.
That kind of hunting is the kind of hunting that he does and the kind of hunting that
I do for sure.
I do almost all of my hunts are mountain hunts.
You ever seen a monkjack? You how small they're what's a monk?
So it's a deer and it's literally a full-grown one is about I can't shoot that
Oh
Sweetie, they're so good. Look at those sweet. I'd shoot it man. We eat it. I would they're really a loose
I'm lying. I would eat it and especially if it's the only thing you can hunt. Yep and roebuck
Oh, that's a baby. Don't get my
Piece of shit
You know what's the easiest to hunt you know the easiest to hunt pigs when you hunt wild pigs
It's like you're hunting orcs
They're making these crazy
There's none you see their tusks and you see they're covered in dirt.
My boy owns a truffle farm in Italy, right? And they used to hunt, they used to look for truffles with pigs, right?
You know why they don't do it anymore? They use dogs now. And I was like, why?
He goes, oh, because the problem is, before we had pointers, a pig, if you're a truffle farmer,
100% you're losing your fingers.
Like, every truffle farmer's like, hey, how you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Oh, because you're trying to get the pig out of the way and they just bite?
Yeah, because a white truffle can cost $6,000, right?
So you're getting that truffle, that's gold, right?
And the pig will eat.
And the pig, you're not getting the pig off that truffle.
Racket and collide with them.
So they'll eat your fingers.
They will fucking chew right through your fingers. Yeah, they eat people all the time
I think it's one of the number one ways people die on farms. They fall into a pig pen
Yes, like an old guy have a heart attack
Fall into a pig pen
They just devour it all depends on how you treat the pigs though
I don't think so that regenerative farm that I was at there was a bunch of pigs and we hung out with the pigs
So that regenerative farm that I was at there was a bunch of pigs and we hung out with the pigs
That's fine, they were like I was like you're gonna kill these pigs I think there's an argument for that because if you're in a cage and then the food falls into the cage like anything on
The ground is probably food to them. It's just meat on the ground
Yeah, and probably they hate their life because they're in a fucking cave
It's first time I ever saw pigs on a farm and they fucking it's true. They love
Mud puddles. Oh, yeah, they get they they sub
Dude, they love mud puddles
It is a really good fight it's a great the only thing is like
Rackets looked really good against Yuri, but Yuri just would not stop coming after him would not stop coming eventually got him
Yeah, so you got a wonder like
This is a tough fight for and Kalei. It's a tough fight for both guys
I go lives a fucking beast that guy is not getting his due for whatever reason
For whatever reason drawl right the drawl kind of fucked them a little bit
With yawn, but you can't fault him for two of the best guys in the world
Fighting their heart out and coming to a draw
I never heard they do because it wasn't the most exciting fight so they move on it wasn't the most exciting fight because they're both
So good now. I'm with you. I don't like
Tatering to casuals
This is why I'm down with Eddie's idea and I have the exact same idea. If you tell me open.
Keeping the fight going at the next round, if you are in the mount, keep it going. I
don't think anybody should ever get stood up, ever, for any reason other than a foul.
Of course, then why?
Exactly.
Watch boxing, go watch boxing.
Exactly.
They keep them on their feet.
Look, if there's a foul.
If you like stand-ups, boxing, they never go to the ground. They never go, go watch
boxing. If a guy is on top of you and he gouges your eye and there's a foul and they take
A point away fuck. Yeah, stand him up if you're gonna let him keep fighting or if you're gonna disqualify him disqualify him
Yeah, this is like one of the craziest ones. You remember what's that girl's name Priscilla?
Cosh were she was getting choked and I think it was
Was it Jillian Murphy that got her?
I forget who's, I find out who that is.
So she stuck her thumb into her eyeball.
It's horrible.
That's what Paul Harris did to Jake Shields.
But watch this.
Well, Paul Harris like held on to,
he gouged a bunch of people.
But he also held on to Jake's Kimora.
He got him in a Kimora and didn't let go Paul Heiser's known for hanging on this bad guy
And then Nate Markhart beat the shit out of it. Can you show me that Jamie?
Do how did you remember her fucking last name Tom it was a comment to that fight I was horrified
I was like that girl should not no one even knows how to spell it
She should not be fighting to defend your take on and Kalei of two about him
You know not be the most exciting you realize I was listening. He only shoots once
Every 15 minutes uncle. I yes, so we're all like always this grappler all he does wrestled now
Not really well he started shooting on Yuri cuz Yuri or excuse me yawn
He started shooting on yawn cuz yawn it fucked his legs up. So here it is. So
Look at that. That's Jillian Robertson. Jillian Robertson. There you go. Jillian Robertson has her in she's been on the podcast
She's cool. Look at this. Look at in the eyeball, bro in the eyeball
That's not right fight or flight there, but that doesn't matter. You can't ever do that
You can't ever do that frowned upon that but that that. But that is a, that's such a dangerous
foul. That's not even like a kick in the nuts. You could ruin someone's eyes. I forget how did,
did they notice it? I don't remember. She's fought since the whole narrative on him being like,
Oh, just a grappler born guy. Not really, man. Most of the stuff's done on the feet. Yeah. He's
a very good striker. Well, it all depends on how you look at that stat if he said he only takes people down one time every like 15 minutes
Maybe he takes him down and keeps him down for a long time. Sure. You got a factor
He's only lost one time other than the draw and that was to Paul Craig Paul Craig caught him in a triangle
Like the last second of he was winning the entire fight than Paul Craig
Pop got great jujitsu great Phenomenal. Yeah. I love his jiu jitsu.
His jiu jitsu. His jiu jitsu. He's fighting Bo Nicol. He's fighting Bo Nicol. Yes. I'm
very excited. I'm very excited. Dude, what? And at 185. Damn. Team Bo Nicol, baby. Paul
Craig's dropped down to 85. He's huge for 85. He was fighting 205? Yes. Oh, I didn't
know. Bo Nicol, that's dude. Don't you remember what he did to Jamal? I don't remember his arm up memory broke his arm. I'm not like you for Jamal
Remembering everything from the UFC you guys are retarded
Remember you guys know every it's literally my job. Jesus Christ one of my jobs kind of mine
So you guys need to have like a separate MMA show man
Well, they're jobs. You guys need to have like a separate MMA show man
Yeah, the house Winner the UFC is like the only thing that I have ever done that doesn't feel like a job
That's an actual job. Like I get a check
I can't get enough of a remembering shit like I put on shows like EBI I was the ref for all those fights
I don't remember any of them
Right there and people like dude you repped my fight. I'm like, who are you?
Like, do I know you?
You're like, yeah, dude.
I suffer.
I don't remember shit.
I suffer from that too.
But you know what that is, right?
You gotta see it again.
You gotta see them over and over.
So what I want to know, when do you guys, what, at night or in the morning, do you guys
review fights?
It's all I listen to.
It's all I consume.
No, but like at night?
Like before you go to bed? Fights it's all I listen. It's all I can see no but like at night like what I want if I watch fights
It's purely for entertainment and less. It's getting ready for an event
What do you do? What's there's like say there's some cat on the car that I haven't seen fight before
I'll go search his name on YouTube and watch all I watch like yeah, I watch like a LFA fights
No, I do it in my head mostly in my head
It's incredible how you guys like like when you guys start going off YouTube. I don't even want to jump in
I'm like, I don't know shit
Like I don't remember anything for them for the UFC, bro, but I have so many friends that are like they know all these things about sports
I don't know who anybody is unless they marry someone famous
Like I don't know anybody is unless they get arrested. So So someone has to do something. That's why I was surprised I saw you at the Texas game. I had a great time. My wife is a big football
fan. You don't watch any football. And Hinchcliffe's a big football fan and so is Ron Weiss. Yeah,
it's bro, the excitement. Oh, here we go. The excitement of being at a giant college football
game is fucking wild. There's nothing like it, bro. It was awesome The energy is awesome see I think racket can get it done even though he's on to fight losing skid
It's still a tough fucking fight rank alive
You never can count guys out when they're on skids the count. You know look at Charles Olivera remember when Charles Olivera was on that skid
Yeah, and then all of a sudden he was
Looking at max all the way yeah, and then all well max it was just Alexander Volkonovsky It's still Volkonovsky just had his number and that's Volkonovsky in the peak of his performance
But I know if he has number that was those fights were so close
Third one he made it clear the second one. I thought max one on me, too
But Volkonov skiing the third one ran away with it
And that's when a lot of people started thinking that the best days of max are behind
Him, but that's also max not sparring which is really interesting
Because then you see max gets ready for the gachey fight and he starts sparring again, and then you see this
completely different max
Dude, but it was even before that Korean zombie was before that yep, yep
Look max is a monster man, and he's not old he's's 32. Like he's still in his 30. It's not like
they're exactly. Look at Alex. He's 37. He's smart though, because he knows that the, you know,
the clocks ticking. So he's trying to just monetize it. Just what do you got? You can't
think people were thinking and I was probably guilty of it myself that that that
Justin Gage fight was scary to me because I am Gage. He's so big. Oh, bro. I'm on record going yeah
That's why why please don't I was worried about me too, but you see his performance and you like oh
We got a recap calculate and recalibrate remember max like when he beat up Calvin Cater
We got to remember max when he was piecing up Jose Aldo like this twice bubba. Yeah, bro
It's war with Dustin Poirier. Yeah
Dustin Poirier piece that's a bad one. Dustin pieced him up. Hey in regards to sparring in regards
I was not a war that was a Dan Hooker and Dustin Poirier was a war Max Holloway and Dustin Poirier was Dustin
I was not to watch run away with it. But Dustin got tagged up. He still...
No, no, no. He even said, I left a piece of myself in there.
No, no, you're thinking of a different fight. You left a piece of yourself in there?
I bet that was Dan Hooker you're thinking of. Yeah, Dustin fucked him up. It was rough
to watch. That Dan Hooker fight was bananas.
Yes. Dustin and Dan Hooker went to war. It was just
back and forth. There's a video of it with no commentary on YouTube and you watch it you go
Jesus cuz it's at the apex and you just hear
Rip but they're those guys duked it out Dustin just squeak
Squeaked by with that one dude. How about how about such a close fight? How about hooker Connor that is that real though?
Well Connor and Hooker said it's real
This is no commentary listen to shit, it's great it's just brutal
Fucking slaying
This is crazy. Yeah, let'sackett is, dude. That back.
Striking in regards to sparring.
Striking, I really am no expert in striking when you're training for fighting and sparring.
But in grappling, if you're going to do Abu Dhabi, if you're going to do ADCC, you're going
to do EBI, if you're not fucking sparring with the hardest guys you can find every day,
you have no chance.
You have no chance.
You have no chance.
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You have no chance. You have no chance. You with the hardest guys you can find every day you have no
chance in grappling you have no chance you have no chance I think you're spot
on it that's a fucking fact I don't know because no no you're right what they're
trying to do is minimize the biggest threat, which is head injuries.
You can't.
So in striking, I get it.
If you don't spar, you just drill.
But in grappling, you have no shot.
You don't either.
You don't either.
Z striking either, really, because it's like being a firefighter and not training in hot
environment.
Well, you know what the Dutch guys do?
What the Dutch guys do is they don't go hard to the head.
So they go real hard to the legs, the body and they pull punches to the face
Don't want guys do the same thing more Thai guys do the opposite they play hard
No, no, no, no, no, they play more Thai guys in Thailand cuz they fight every week
So you can't afford to be all fucked up your watch more. They're sparring is actually fighting there
Well when they yeah, correct, right?
Bar but when they spar
they spar like a lot of times no pads but they don't need to I joke because
they're they're they have so many fights it's I'm like this they're so many
who were the guys in UFC history who sparred striking the hardest Vanderlei
Anderson Silva for doom oh yeah they sparred hard right Shane Carwin me and
Shane Carwin you guys want to see some real sparring watch some of those guys some of those boxers like some of those
Mexican boxers oh yeah bars all the time right striking all the time
number one he's number one he spars more than he does anything they said yeah and
look how calm he is in the third fourth and fifth rounds because he's so doing
it that kind of cardio is a different kind of cardio the constant and you've
seen the way Strickland spars He melts basically fights. Yeah, he fights people. So if you start
You know who's part hard as fuck was TJ Dillashaw. Oh, yeah
Yeah, even even like imagine you're trying to win a
mentality
Win a wrestling championship and you're not sparring?
It's impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible.
But I think guys were just trying to figure out how to minimize getting head trauma.
There's a way to do it.
You got to spar with people who you trust.
It is tough.
I don't think you can come out on skates.
It's just what you sign up for.
You cannot come out on skates, but you can minimize the damage if you spar with people that you trust that if they know they're gonna get you though
They hit you with a little of that and not like full clip
I watch that better very hard better be people fight and even when people had his hands up
He would get hit in the gloves and his his spine would still still take the reverberation
That was a very interesting fight. It's so such an
interesting boxing match between these like the Russian style of amateur boxing so sophisticated
just like the wrestling program so sophisticated and to see those two tacticians and better
be might be the scariest fucking dude who's ever fought as a light heavyweight. He's a
monster he's 39 39 and storming the gates in the fucking 10th 11th and 12th round. Oh
He've always getting in trouble in the in the latter half of the fight
Brendan you're right man
Uncle I have his first thought it's just a strike man
Yeah, so the narrative of him being like this, you know boring grappler striker doesn't get a title shot
Yeah, if you look at the stats, he's actually more of a striker
He said he wanted to stand with Pereira. He said Pereira doesn't have a chin. That's a bad idea
Fun for us. We talked about
Brendan you're ruining everything you ruin the Kamala
I'm off my game, bro
Yeah, I'm a big fan of uncle I have I think think he got a real raw deal. I think the Yon
Bohovich fight is not his fault. It was a great fight. And I thought he did what he had to do to
win. He took him to the ground because his fucking leg was gone. What do you want to do? Get a
concussion. But I also get from Dana White and the UFC. It's like he had a shot. Let's keep going.
Man, I think you got to be a purist. I think the best guys have to fight the best guys period. And
that's one of the fucking best guys
For sure and the number is not
Always in the conversation of who to fight next for the title, but he's been talking shit
And now Pereira is mad at him. So Pereira is telling him like it's gonna have to wait
Yeah, the UFC a force
So far he's losing this fight. Yeah, but the problem with that if you don't if you make Pereira angry
You have a real problem on your hands. He's terrified. He's the most terrifying guy ever in the sport
He's enormous, but it's the skill man. It's the skill correct right there
Khalil oh my god right his face. He kept his brightness face
I feel like sliding away from punches and landing thudding boats. Did you have Mark Goddard told me?
He never heard a sound like that right he said He said 20 years of refereeing fights, terrible Mark
Goddard impression. I didn't mean it. It was ungodly, ungodly, the sound ungodly. He made
sure he came over to me to tell me that. Like with his look in his eyes, like it's ungodly.
I heard it. I was cage sad. It was fucking crazy. Bro. He hits so hard. Here's a special
dude, man. He's built different man
I'm telling you there's something different. You see a sister to yeah
She's got the same skills as him and that left hook ko and karate combat. She's fucking nasty
I hope she gets on to the UFC to that would be crazy the to the Pereira sister wins a title
And he was told main event what if it's the same way?
What if she storms the gates to and just starts fucking lighten people
I'm speaking women's ever Tatiana Suarez is out again. She's injured. Ah, she's been injured so many times that poor girl
She's so good. I'm doing she's so good, dude
It's a bummer people keep forgetting about her
They shouldn't Tatiana's one of the best female wrestlers to ever compete in the sport man. She's so dominant. Yeah
Sucks they keep getting hurt. Look at I mean we were talking about teach. Oh, that was a nice left hand
Oh, he's caught him. Um
TJ Dillshaw teach I Dillshaw got ruined because of injuries man. You know why cuz he went so fucking
in it you want to I'm Kobe mentality in MMA nothing close
Well, if you get an inch on him, he would, he would sell with one leg.
Remember that dude, somebody would get some on them in training and it's literally he
was like, he couldn't just let it go. He said his whole family was like that. They would
race on the way home. Savage. Yeah. He said his family was like super, super competitive.
He's a great dude. He's crushing his supplements are good. Yeah, I just keep seeing
him try to rehabilitate. What does that mean? He has like protein powder, like healthy protein
powder. Doesn't everybody? No. Well, he's just saying, Eddie, that his business is doing well.
I'm saying like, it's his, he owns it. It's his business. Oh, it's his business. Yeah. Okay. I
thought you meant like, okay. He sent me a bunch of the protein powder. Yeah. Oh, you thought he
was like taking stuff. Oh no. Yeah. Like doesn't everybody take shit no no he
has a company he has like a seasoning company too doesn't he have like a
wild game seasoning company I think so every UFC fighter just got on like a
stem cell like like regimen like oh my would go If the FDA if the FDA didn't regulate it the way they do if they just allow what the CGI is doing down in
Tijuana and they allow this CPI CPI
CPI Cellular Performance Institute
Think of overall I just talked to no they just send people to TJ CPI like like on the regular
Cuz it's real listen Eddie they should be able to do that in Vegas at the fucking performance
Yes, they should have it right after the fight
They should and they will eventually they will yeah because enough people are gonna get healed by where they realize like you can save
people from all sorts of problems
neurological conditions it
radically repairs tissue damage soft tissue
It radically repairs tissue damage soft tissue. Yeah
I heard it also heard
The one of the biggest fighters of all time for some reason I'm not allowed to say his name, but one of the biggest fighters of all time. This is name
No, I'm with George St. Pierre. No, yeah
What a bigger way to do the bench
Wait a minute possible went to CPI and Tijuana and is get about to have a fight and it's gonna be I'm gonna say
Who the fuck is bigger? It's Mike Tyson. Who's bigger than George St. Pierre?
Mike Tyson?
No, that's not true.
There's nobody else way bigger than George St. Pierre than Mike Tyson.
Yo, come on!
Who?
Joey Beltran.
Joey Beltran.
Okay, it's 100% Mike Tyson.
Good poll, good poll, guys.
It's Mike Tyson.
Joe, does it matter where you shoot him in?
I didn't say that though.
No, you shoot him in your dick mostly, that's what I do.
Yeah, you have to, you spot the you know, wherever the injury is
It's in your knee. They put it in your knee
I'm lifting like a motherfucker really because of the fucking stamps down they fixed
I was gonna have surgery on this mother torn labrum surgery and what happened they shot it up like a motherfucker
How I went down a TJ look, you know know there's a part of TJ that's nice?
I didn't know that. I thought it was all favela. I went down there and I'm like, I feel like I'm in
West LA. That's where all the off-road companies are at, like McNeil Racing, all that shit.
Don't touch this area. Round three, boys. This is heating up. Uncle I have is actually connecting
more. He is. It's a good fight it's my one one oh no
racket won that first round yes okay now I have been talking about okay so
but I think you won the first how many times you done some cells Joe oh dozens
really yeah it's different there's no reason why CPI isn't Tijuana because what they're doing, dog, the real shit, they're
doing some shit. 100%. It's different. And then there's also Panama, Neil Reardon's place.
Similar shit. And then there's the other place in Columbia that's really good. If they allowed it
in the United States, what they're doing at CPI, they wouldn't be in TJ. They're only in TJ because
they have to be. So what do you get it for, for example? Not just injuries.
Injuries. There's a lot of people that have help with neurological conditions.
Like they're doing IV stem cells with people that have like certain neurological conditions.
I can hook you up. I can hook you up easily.
I just talked to him.
You have everything's wrong with you.
I'm 57.
You need some stems, dog. You need some stems.
You think I'm limp?
Stop lying. Everything's wrong with you. How's your dick working? Is some stems is it the limp stop lying is it good okay I'm waiting congratulations can they do some for
Callan's hair down there hey man hey that's the next thing with stems is hairy growth and
imagine dick stems dick stems dog they're working on dick stems. It's gonna make your dick bigger and fucking stronger Wow
Bush's came back Bush's came back people tired of going shape pussy. Oh god shaved balls
No, man, so let's go our natural go back to maybe it'll be like more attractive people
For a while was girls you shave your balls? Closer to an ape.
Yeah, the 70s and in the 80s.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I go-
I do now, especially because there's so much gray down there.
It's so depressing.
I go down to a Brazilian wax place.
A Brazilian-
Oh, you don't?
And I go, don't wax me.
Can you trim me instead?
And, dude, I get trimmed.
Do you have to-
My balls and everything.
Do they put your legs up like a baby?
Everything.
Congratulations.
They trim my whole body.
Just use a manscape. But I don't want- Does a guy a girl girl that's connecting on rocket an old Russian lady trims my
balls I don't think that's legal you should probably not tell that to people
on no no it's legal it's totally legal oh oh he's winning this round oh uncle I
was kind of taking over well Well, Rockets has a tendency
sometimes to fade. Rocket? That's a lot of muscle. He's so fast. A lot of fast twitch.
It's so hard for those big Jack guys to keep a high pace. Yep. Oh wrestling now. That's
gonna be tough. A single leg. He's no punk. He's not doing so good in the stand up. At
least this slows it down a little. Yeah. But when you're down you need to finish.
Yeah, but he might be in survival mode here.
Yeah, he got tagged.
The thing is when guys know they're on slippery slopes and they'll take a dive in for a clinch,
this is why boxers get killed more than UFC fighters.
You know, it's because you have options that can preserve you.
Also the whole knockdown thing and count to 10 clearly can gust
Yeah, especially like Francis. Yeah, like that's crazy that they let him fight in that next round. Wow, dude
And MMA would most likely be over. Yeah, unless the clock was run
Someone dives on top you a hammer fist you a couple times. That's why I think with Topperia. I think we're gonna see more grappling
I think he's he's grappling's net. he's so complete man. He's so complete
But he's also like super cocky and max is a real warrior man
He's he's the real thing Max is gonna be an edge on the feet who knows he's got length
Yeah, sure
But Ilya is so fast and he's so lethal when he gets inside so technically and every shot is so dangerous
Every shot can put you away the way he put away out
I know Alex was coming off of that knockout loss to Islam
But it was still because the way the way he knocked out Jai Herbert after he got head kicked out of that round
Yeah, bro. It's hard to see the subtleties to when you're that good like where they put their feet
And the way he survived Ryan Hall's jujitsu onslaught It's hard to see the subtleties too when you're that good like where they put their feet
And the way he survived Ryan Hall's jujitsu onslaught, oh yeah that right there
He rolled with Ryan Hall and he goes it's like rolling with fucking water like a wave. Yeah
What Topiira did the fucking um, uh, Brian Brian Mitchell. Oh, yeah
Bryce Bryce. Yeah, he's really fucking dangerous what's up isn't Bryce mainly a jujitsu that's all he is
Bryce's got good stand-up man he knocks down nets and Barboza yeah remember like
his stand-ups not that bad it's just his jujitsu is real real good real good how
how stand-ups good how awesome is Bryce Mitchell's like persona?
It's hilarious. He was I always thought he was just like a farmer like from the get
But he's a city guy a city guy whose grandma was a farmer and then he'd go visit his grandma and it's like dude
I want to live like this. He was a city, dude
I always thought it was just a farmer just based on what you see on Instagram
But he became a farmer because he had his grandma was a farm. You ever heard him rap
He's got fucking bars dog
No
Yeah, I have left hand I think I'm gonna
There might be video out there Jamie of Bryce Mitchell rapping I watched it this morning
He's good
Check this out
No, there's one of him freestyle pass your fire already. It's great
He can rap dude yes watch
Yo, this has 413,000 views that's a lot of views though I'm from Arkansas, fuck is the dark and so light at the end of the tunnel my energy's funnel my enemies talking they chuckle I don't give a fuck ain't no need to rebuttal they look in my eyes and they know I won't buckle Been from the jungle, I've been down to rumble Give me the microphone, I'll keep it humble
And give me the weight and I ain't on a fumble
That's about having our own
That's good!
He's crazy!
Jamie, find him free!
I'll wait til Jamie gets back
That shit is sporadic, I ain't gonna lie
I ain't been living lavish, I'm straight out the trailer
You like this, you old fuck?
That's pretty good
That's how I dance at rap parties Props to the show yeah, you can fucking freestyle dude, he goes on who won this fight
I'm gonna go with the beard guy 100%
Let's say but you know decisions are sketch
Especially we've had some we've had some kill. What do you fucking? Yeah?
more corrupt
Vegas
decisions or Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi you think all day
Really? Oh, yeah, I think they bring the same judges everywhere man
Yeah, we don't think Abu Dhabi got some Muslim judges. I don't know
I know they do referees in some places
So you say if you go to a state like Kentucky,
for example, you have to use a certain amount of state referees. And some of them aren't really
qualified to be doing a UFC like that happened in Salt Lake City. A guy got pulled from the rest of
the card. Tied to a Vasa. Yeah, the guy, this is a different one in Salt Lake City recently.
Do you know what I'm talking about with the Taito Avassa? No, what happened?
Oh, it was in Australia.
The dude gave it like 10-8 for Taito Avassa.
He clearly lost the fight.
They literally kicked him out after the fight.
Oh, that's right.
That's another one.
They're like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, that was a judge.
That was a good move.
A judge.
You got to do that.
When someone gives a crazy decision like that where everyone's like, shut the fuck up.
But what I was talking about was referees.
So this referee did a real he like kept separating people like
instantly they clench instantly separate him as soon as the crowd would boo fuck
up break it up start fighting again and everybody's like what are you doing he
missed a nut shot or an eye poke I forgot which one it is but they kicked
that guy out so it does happen occasionally but I have to be really bad
judges for the most part I think are the same. I think they're like our traveling judges. Yeah, I think they're the the judges
They think are the good judges
You think I think some of them are good judges
There's some of them are good judges
But every now and then you get a decision where you're like whoever the fuck thought the fight went that way
Really shouldn't be doing this at a professional level and they don't have to take any accountability
Well, they do they know not really like fired but But yeah, maybe, but it's rare. But not in Vegas.
They should have some sort of spokesman, the same as the president does, that comes out
and they ask questions. How the fuck did you score that 10-8? And they're like, well, he
said he scored it because of this. And you go, okay, that at least makes sense.
I feel like three is too little. Three opinions is just not enough. I think Glory has four
or five. I think you should have five.
That's kinda odd, right?
Shouldn't they be fighters too? Shouldn't they have some fight experience?
100%.
And what about, where do they sit? Where are they watching the cage time?
They have to at least be practitioners.
Right.
You know, the, the, like, if you don't do jiu-jitsu, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
So you don't know if it's close or not close. You don't know if a guy's fine or if a guy's in deep shit
you really don't know you don't know what you're looking at you're looking at
like you know it's like listening to someone speak French and you don't
speak French like yeah I guess they're talking I don't know what the fuck
they're saying if you see people scrambling you don't know what's going
on you just see two bodies rolling around it but if you're Eddie Bravo you
see exactly what's going on you see when a guy's in trouble with if you're
judging and you can't differentiate between those two things, you have no business
judging.
I think the point is, like, this is a conspiracy.
The people at the top, the casinos and all the betting, they want you to blame the judges
and not blame them.
So they put in incompetent people.
I never met a book you would have part-time job. I want you to blame the judges and not blame them. So they put in incompetent people.
I never met a bookie with a part-time job.
But we're at where it's going.
I think incompetent judges are very important to the high level.
Where are they?
Cave Side.
They should be in the high level.
There's a lot of money involved.
That's clear too because that's one angle.
Well, there definitely is that.
Do you remember that there was a lady that she was responsible for a couple real bad
boxing decisions?
The bird. What was that? Bird? No, no, no. That was a Pac-Man Bradley fight, I think. that she was responsible for a couple real bad boxing decisions. Yeah.
Bird.
Bird.
No, no, no.
That was a nice lady.
Yes.
Exactly.
No, Adelaide Bird is a nice lady.
Okay.
She's just, she had to go into hiding.
No martial arts experience.
It's crazy.
It's like me teaching flight school.
I've been on a plane.
Fuck it.
Let's go. I like plane. Fuck it. Let's go.
Adelaide Byrd?
Come on.
Nice lady.
I love her.
She's a sweetheart.
But yeah, me and Dan Cormier, and her name came up, he goes, oh, Adelaide Byrd.
I go, she's a nice lady.
She's a wonderful lady.
She's a wonderful, she's a nice lady.
But yeah, I heard this, if you're a professional and you're fighting for the title and one
judge sees it correctly
and then she sees it wildly incorrectly and then another judge sees it incorrectly.
First of all I wouldn't have them sit together.
One 18, one 10 decision in favor of Canelo.
Adelaide Byrd, oh boy.
Oh Adelaide.
She's a good girl.
She's a nice lady.
I would never have them sit together.
She's a nice person.
You just want her judging. That was the Canelo fight where it looked like Triple G beat him.
That was bad. Yeah, the first fight Triple G in my mind beat him. Nothing's more correct.
What's the latest with Triple G? I know him. He's old now. It's over? Yeah. There's nothing,
not one more big thing for him? No. Nothing? He looked a little juicy in his last fight.
42? 42? Oh, he's 42 already? He's
still fighting. I think he's won some odd title. Wasn't it a title? Some strange title?
It's over. Tyson fights still going on? Yeah. That's still going on. Well you know, you
were watching him get stem cells you son of a bitch. I didn't say shit! God damn. You
got caught dude. I wasn't supposed to say has the best now you really said
We got you so we leaked it out here
But Eddie had the best take on that noice and Jake Paul thing
He was like if you want to get people intrigued which nobody is don't get people intrigued you do it bare knuckle
Yeah, you're telling me you like I said bear
I'm over the wall if you found out Mike Tyson was gonna punch somebody bare knuckle and it's Jake Paul
Yeah, I think bear saves boxing. You just make it bare knuckle fuck the big-ass pillow
Yeah, but then do you how much do you think Mike Perry versus Jay Paul would have been different? It was bare knuckle
It'd be way different. I don't know who'd win different damn it would've been a better knuckle dude
bare knuckle cuts motherfuckers up so when you're here if somebody's hooking you and you have
gloves on this protects you of course who wants to protect you think the audience is looking for
we're looking for protection it's not just that Brian it hurts your arm it hurts
your arms if you get punched in the arms
It's fucking and you break your hand easily. Oh, yeah. Look at this boys
This boy's look at homes up. Do you remember the ultimate player crazy move?
Remember when homes I was fighting Gilbert Burns and as Gilbert's walking out
Waiting and then you had a fight of his life. Yeah, it was like, oh really bro
Well, that was Gilbert three over to his prime. Yeah, it's no joke when Gilbert dropped him
I was like, oh shit, but Homs odds got talking good. I'm talking here
No, you listen the interview with that Brett Akimoto and he actually sounds
He'd like drops the whole arrogance thing. You're like, oh this dude
Yeah, a real one.
Bro, the Kevin Holland fight was bananas. He hit the gas like he drained the gas tank right away.
He just dove on him, took him down,
forced a bunch of scrambles and caught him in a dark spot.
Tougher Kevin Holland too, supposed to fight a striker literally like hours before you switch it down.
Yeah, remember, cause he's supposed to be Homsot and ADS.
All this emotions cause they got in a brawl
in the fucking weigh-ins.
They get in a brawl during the weigh-ins
and say like, okay, you wanna fight for real for real?
And then all of a sudden Kevin Hollis like,
Jesus Christ.
And then remember when I asked him,
I go, is this a better five-year-old?
He goes, fuck no.
I got a hundred dollars on Whitaker right now.
I'll put the money on a hundred dollars on Whitaker.
I'm not being bold.
A hundred dollars, a hundred dollars.
I'm not allowed to bet. I'm gonna go with Chumay vinegar. I'm not hundred dollars hundred dollars. I'm allowed to bet
I'm gonna go with Chum I've okay hundred dollars. Yeah, all right
Hold on
I don't do Venmo right now. How much is Brian? Oh you can?
For how much does he owe you for all the losses? I don't even know
That much
You're ahead at this point a few thousand bubble. I'm down
You have a ledger anywhere. A few thousand, Bubba. I'm down five grand if you must know.
Do you have a ledger anywhere?
I'm down five grand. I don't talk about it right now.
You don't give it to him though?
Right now he's temporarily ahead.
Wouldn't you feel better if you gave him the money?
We'd pay each other.
You paid me that one time.
Wouldn't it be nice if you just gave him the money home?
When I feel better?
We can't bet during a fight, I am not allowed to bet you can
Joke, yeah the UFC literally because you know the whole thing with the betting with the trainer called the yeah
You know that story because of that no one's allowed to bet. Okay, no one
Eddie you can bet Brian Joe just can't see the money used to bet
The UFC I'm old school when I first started working for the early days of the UFC.
I'm old school.
When I first started working for the UFC, especially when I wasn't even getting paid,
I'd bet on fights because no one knew what the fuck was going on.
There was these guys coming in from Russia.
I was like, you don't even know who this is?
Like what are the odds?
This is the stupidest odds of all time.
Brazilian guys would come in and the odds makers had no idea who the guy was.
Yeah, they get told by someone that then you see the matchup, be like, oh this guy's gonna smoke this guy Paulo. Filo is actually pretty good Aubrey
And I were like at 84% at one point
Cuz I had quit gambling on it because I realized like this is a little sketchy even though they tell me like it's I can't
Affect the outcome, but it's weird if I have money riding on a fighter and people already think I'm biased
Like probably don't do that. So I stopped doing it. So I I'd give advice to Aubrey I'd pick and we were 84 percent
There was a few that I was like
Fucking debut Anderson his debut. I mean that was the one I was like bet the house where when he fought
I was like bet the house on the Brazilian. Bet the house. This was
after Anderson became Anderson in cage warriors. Remember? Was it cage warriors? Yeah. So when
he went over there and he fought Lee Murray and then he fought Tony Fricklin and he hit
him with that crazy upward elbow. Coach told him to stop practicing. He'd make his wife
hold a pillow when he get home and he was practicing that standing there
and stepping forward and he wanted to knock him out with that.
Like he had this in his head that that's what he's going to do.
Weird.
But that's obsession.
The Jorge Rivera fight.
Remember that?
Oh my God.
Another day.
Another day in the office.
Oh, he's fired up, dude.
You kidding me?
He hasn't fought in a long time.
How long has it been?
Let's calm down.
God, it's been at least a year.
Who was the last guy he fought?
Kevin Holland.
And what happened?
He submitted him really easy.
No, last fight was Kamara Ousman.
Oh, that's right.
You're right.
That was a year ago.
That was one year ago.
And that was the decision?
That was the decision.
Yeah.
That was the one when Kamara was like, I should have picked five rounds.
If it was five, it'd have been a tough fight for him. This is really interesting because it all depends on like
Weather first five rounds. This is a five round fight, which is huge
It occurs hard to like the first round he's probably
Dominate Whitaker beat yo well Romero, right? Who was the all-time scariest wrestler that ever competed in MMA, right?
And Whitaker's not one of those guys where if he's down on the cards, he's gonna just
pack it up.
But Romero didn't really take people down.
Romero would conserve a lot of his energy to explode on you and smash you.
If he wanted to take anybody down.
Very rarely.
Like he took down Izzy and didn't hold him down.
Took Wybun down.
Yeah.
He could have never used his wrestling.
Hardly because it was a conserving energy
thing because his thing was always
exploding on you.
Like you did with Wyman, him that
flying and cold.
Oh my God.
But that flying knee hit Wyman with
all.
There's so much blood on the mat,
dog.
That was the worst part of this blood
all over the mat.
When you when you're doing that
circle around the ring and you see
that warm blood on beneath your
fucking feeling like boy
What am I doing? Yeah, I go what the fuck am I doing?
And there might be COVID in that blood. I hope not maybe monkeypox even worse
Do how quickly did monkeypox die? They tried twice. They tried twice. Why do the
WHO said yo worldwide emergency. Yeah, no more butt fucking. Yeah
How does that how does it get on your dick if it's ass just because you don't just eat
Four gay dudes ate so much
Dude no one gave no one put up on about monkey pop for dudes played Russian roulette and died
So we all had to wear helmets
Hahaha That's literally what it's like
It's so stupid
Dude monkey paws
How about stop eating ass once you get a blister you fucking pig
You fucking greedy pig
I tell you the head in times
Blisters
All over your fucking nose
Is that what happens?
And they recommended washing your ass before someone ate it
Just good news
Wash your ass before somebody eats it That's just, wash your ass before
Freeway signs during the scam DEMEC when you wash your hands be safe Oh, I never like telling us to wash our save a life six feet from a respiratory disease
Yeah, yeah wash dude on the freeway signs wash your hands
Yeah, ooh Robert. I don't think they're ever gonna get us like that again. No, no, that was the vaccine
That's the ironic shit. It was like that's the vaccine
Against bullshit the next one no hospitalization dog no next one
Did you see the recent statistics on respirators? 90% of COVID patients who went on respirators
died from it. We have a family friend that died from it. And then they didn't let you
go to the hospital. They didn't tell you where they were going to bury these motherfuckers
and you couldn't have a funeral. Dude, dude. And people went along with that shit. That's
that's that's. They were like, okay, no funerals.
And what's crazy is some people will still go along with it.
And they remember when they scared the fuck out of everybody and they put it out on CNN.
The hospitals are running out of body.
They were running out of body bags.
They had a ticker because it was good for ratings.
So you had a ticker of people dying who are dying of if you went to the hospital you had
COVID, but you were in a car accident went to the hospital, you had COVID but you
were in a car accident, they counted as a death from COVID
because they got more money from the government.
Totally.
Did you see the fucking Rolling Stone article during the height
of it all, where they said that people were waiting in line to
go into the emergency room for gunshot wounds because so many
people were overdosing from ivermectin. Yeah. Rolling stone. Not only did they do that,
they use a stock photograph of people waiting in line at a hospital, but these fucking morons
did a photograph of people with coats on because it was a winter. They're waiting for a flu
shot. So we knew it was fake. So it's fake. But no one was going to the hospital for ivermectin
overdose. Even if you get the shit that they give to horses, it's still ivermectin overdose. Even if you get the shit that they give to
horses, it's still ivermectin. Like if you get penicillin, penicillin is a veterinary
medicine, too. It doesn't mean you get penicillin, you're taking horse medicine. It's a medicine.
It's the same medicine. No one's dying from it, you fucking liars.
Look at the, P. Diddy, the whole thing is exposing the music industry, right? And what's
the hide of the music industry? Stone I mean like that's great magazine
and they got hijacked by a bunch of young morons well they that's what
happened to vice I had Shane Smith on from vice it's the same thing he lost everything
dude everything because vice went bank he used to be my neighbor and to see him
every day over a sexual harassment no nays or the fucking ratings crashed to
the floor they went woke went broke it's the best example ever because they have
young kids they hire as interns and they're all coming straight out of
college they think this is the world they gave me a meal they have young kids they hire as interns and they're all coming straight out of college. They think this is the world. They have been indoctrinated into a cult. It is
a real cult. You know the New York Times, the reason they make money is off their crossword
puzzle and you know that the Washington Post has lost half their readership in the past
four years and they lost $70 million last year. I wonder why. Yeah. And they hired this
new guy and he was like, you're right. You guys are all writing this stuff. Nobody's reading your shit. So we're
going to, we're not going to, we're not going to exist unless something changes. Just double
down on crosswords. Well, people are so mad that they refuse to endorse Kamala Harris
for president. Oh yeah. Well that was the LA Times. No, it was the Washington Post.
And the LA Times. That's weird. Why are they turning their back? Why are they saying, because
she's, they're going to hit their... It's just one side or the other. What are they doing? She's going to lose. Well, newspapers have always endorsed a candidate traditionally.
They might not be so sure they want her to win anymore. You know, I mean, who knows what
they know? Who knows what all these people behind the scenes like what there's a 5D chess
going on. You know, it might be as simple as they didn't think she could win. Let's
try to get her to win. And if't win will be fine because in four years
We got this and we're gonna do that. We've already set this in place
We already have all these people moving in the swing states. We're gonna give them amnesty. There's all
The last four is a 20 million 20 million millions millions of undocumented people
Which is even crazy and they're giving them fucking flight
You know you could I've seen it personally. I've been on flights
I did a seminar in Tucson and while I was in Tucson the Border Patrol agents that trained you Jetsu
They were telling me yo, they're giving him fucking flights. They're giving him fucking debit cards with a thousand dollars on them
They're giving him an iPhone. I'm like what then I go on the flight
I go on my flight and I got immigrants in front of me like this woman and she seemed very innocent and and and
Legit she didn't need to be vetted. She's just she didn't never been on a plane before in her life and on her back
Here we go on her back
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Do you know that part of that is a secret?
Shut your mouth. Oh, they really want to track That's not what it is. You don't even know what the app is. The app was for shipping
That was it was originally made for people come over to this country. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna strike with him. He doesn't want to strike
Damn he's got his back. He has to gather first round. It's gonna be tough the first round of typhoon back
All right, but if Homsot can't get Whitaker here. He's dumping a lot of energy here fucked and this is
You gotta take that back if you're with right here. You gotta go balls. I'll tell you what deep
I'm not very comfy here if you're Whitaker fan. You just want this to go past the first round
He's such a good grappler man. I'm telling you his grappling is extraordinary
We see him with that Olympic gold medalist. You're like good. I didn't see him with
extraordinary when you see him with that Olympic gold medalist you're like I didn't see him with it oh dude the scrambles dude he's already on his back
and he's winning the scrambles when Olympic gold medal but he's nasty
did you see what he did to Rockhold did you see that grappling match I didn't see
it it's manhandling it's manhandling Rockhold is a high level beast and he's physically a
beast he's a strong motherfucker. Yeah for Homs
I'll have to do that to him now. I don't know what kind of shame rock hold was in behind you, but I don't know if
He had been rolling big gold medals
Yeah, can we do picture-in-picture over here is that no no we can't do that and you guys got a billion dollars
I know we're looking back and forth. It's ridiculous
Maybe next time we'll get a monitor above that monitor. Maybe that's what we'll do. Maybe that's the move
It's too expensive. Well, we used to have it where we're looking that way, but we wanted to be able to show things on the screen
sometimes
I can get you a good deal on a fucking big screen. You're the best bro for a bunch
Hey, whatever, you know know you don't want to find was I still on this
closely as Bo nickel oh 100% right yeah well Bo's Eklund huh Bo nickel and
Homs that would be a crazy that's the future the only minutes left and he's got
both oh he's got a body triangle in one second almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost
almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost Okay, he escaped. He didn't let him. It was like he took him down right there right away
Did he didn't explode out of there quick enough?
But Whitaker expect this I bet she'll weather this storm the first round stuff I don't know right now. You do though cuz homes at this what he does the first round is a
Motherfucker conserving his energy though. Yeah, he's not really burning off too much man. He's riding him here. Just a scramble
And he's way around that now winning scramble and he's winning the round.
Calm down.
Alright I get a lex-sided.
If he gets under the chin it's a real problem because he's got the grip of death.
Under the chin yes but he was on the fucking front of the face there.
Oh no no no he's out.
No he's still mounted.
Oh half guard.
Dude he's all over him he's just like no matter how he escapes.
See this is a lot of energy.
He counters the escapes that's the key. He's countering the escapes. It's all over him. He's just like no matter how he see this is a lot of energy counters the escapes
That's the key. It's countering the escape. It's a rodeo. It's just beautiful flow. It's flow is perfect
He's just riding him everywhere he goes
You won't be able to do this for five. This is that thousand yard stare
You know the guys have when a guy is just overwhelming them the grappling that is
Almost scarier than getting beat up on the feet like when ensign Barboza was getting mauled by Khabib it's like you know.
Oh look at that.
Oh oh oh.
He's tapping.
He tapped already?
Oh my god.
That was weird.
That was weird.
Oh my god.
That was weird.
That first round was tough.
It wasn't even around his neck.
Hey here's the thing you probably give him the title shot yeah.
You finish Whitaker in the first round.
You give him the title shot right?
Of course you give him the title shot. This probably fuck finished with the first round. You give him the title shot, right?
This probably fucks up DDP strictly
Quick, dude, let's see what happened. It looked like it was around his chin. He's breaking his chin That's what it looks like. Yeah, cuz he just opened his mouth. You don't have you know that fucking hurt
He just opened his mouth funny. Let't have you know that fucking hurt. He just opened his mouth funny
Let's we'll get a look at it in the I mean I could be wrong it maybe it was around his neck
Maybe I was around his face. It was around his jaw. Yeah, I think he's breaking his jaw
Yeah, cuz usually when you saw what his jaw he's like he's open his mouth
I usually when you tell me you could tap somebody if you have a good enough squeeze around the jaw
But it takes a few seconds, but what if he broke isn't like some
What if it's not happening?
Look at the shot. It's like whoosh
From downtown to he's so shot so far out once he gets a hold you so just needs to get his
Okay, here we go. Here we go right here, right?
See it's around the mouth. That's right. That's around the jaw
All about Usually that takes time. You know what? That was a neck
crack. You know what? It was like a neck crank. I think that too, but I think he might have
broke his jaw. Yeah, as fast as he tapped too. What was that? Dude, why did he throw
his mouthpiece away? Because he wants a fan to have it. Fuck. Wow. Now he's got to get
a new one and then mold it it. Who are those two guys?
Did they win a contest?
You guys get to be crates I bro he gets a title shot
I think you have to if you beat Whitaker the number three contender in the world just that but you dominate
He didn't get touched. He didn't get touched. He ran through him and he strangled him in the first round real
He might be the guy dude. He might be that guy that's and this is the best
Time to be a fan when eyes coming up. There's nothing better and here think about this 85, right?
So this guy was killing himself to get to 70 at 85. He's the fucking man
Kind of crazy now. Here's the question. Can he wrestle DDP or bone?
DDP's not as good a wrestler. Well his stand-up is more advanced than both way more. Yes. Yeah stand-up is very dangerous
Yeah, he's you homes. That's yes. I'm so it's very good on the feet very good
I think not that bows bad on the feet, but
Both news more seasoning is newer. You know, he hasn't had a real war yet
Homs that's been through the Gilbert Burns fight. This is crazy though. That was super super impressive
I'm never gonna tap that fast was. He must have gotten them just right.
You know how fucking good Robert Whitaker is? Yeah, we'll find out. That was a strange tap.
He might have hurt his neck in the middle of the scramble or something. He might have hurt his neck when the choke went on him.
You know, he might have felt something pop in his jaw. That was worst case scenario for Strickland.
He's holding his jaw right now weird, right? He's holding his mouth weird. Yeah, I think he might have broke his jaw
Good for homes. I don't throw that shit. Yeah, man
Look, dude, that guy's a scary ass motherfucker. He's scary that grappling is next level. He's given
He's given her a cold medalist fits. What are we talking? Yeah, he's a beast. I fucking kill him out
He's kind of chilled out though I see
that was an amazing performance
yeah man I went for the balance
that guy thanks bro
I love you my brother you've been always a picture for me
religion
respect you do the fight
no one wants to fight you he's basically saying no one wants to fight with me.
I want to know this 85 where was strict.
Where's Israel 85 is I didn't see him.
What do you mean list? I, is he at the top?
No, that was when that was windstreaks
Okay win streaks, I was like, okay, okay, okay, okay quick that's yeah, it's on the jaw
Yeah, it's definitely not across the hasn't fought Strickland yet. No. No, he might have just fun either one
I think his mouth open and he just it was good of intensely uncomfortable
I mean you think about the beating he was taking before that how exhausted he must have been by then he might have had his mouth open
I can't give me a microphone. No, no DC's like nah, man
He lives in Abu Dhabi now. Tamas II is moving around.
Yeah, he had to.
Is that because of his relationship with that dude?
Chesney dictator?
Yeah.
We don't know.
That's Kadyrov.
That guy.
The other problem you have with him becoming champ.
There's some crazy stories about that guy online.
Big stories.
There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC at UFC work for him wound up getting killed. Oh, yeah
But it became like number two in the country if Homs lot becomes your champ the issue if he if there is an issue
We don't know about we can't fight in the States seems there's something going on there it for him to fight for the title
It makes things complicated if he can't do in Vegas
well, the problem is if you want to get six seats for your homies and
What if we were crimes Complicated if you can't do in Vegas. Well, the problem is if you want to get six seats for your homies He's a wonderful war crimes
Well, Kadirov Kadirov, yeah
Do you know that he had Kadirov had a they gave him an award for being the most sanctioned leader in the world
Like there's any like throw gay people off roofs and there's a lot of things going on
Yeah, in fact, they were how tall the roofs though
Yeah, teach them a lesson I know I know
What if they're just throwing them into pools and right there or trampoline it's like a party. Yeah, it's a joke
Everyone's having fun. They're just on this straight guys. You don't hear about
Straight guys aren't complaining about they get bored. They're in the mountains. Everybody goes off the roof entertainment
It's not good if you're a gentler spirit in Chechnya. It's not like that Steve Harvey in the house
by the way hilarious
Mushy mustache just fucking strap Sergio Ramos. How dare you?
Well, God's key killer
I like these taking all this time off me, too
And please dress that brains or rest that brains are one of the great yeah and get a full fucking camp
Yep, you know yeah, don't take any short notice fights. This is I don't know who he's gonna fight
Do you know who they have Volkanovsky slated to fight?
I think it might just be straight for the title if max wins if max wins 100%
It's Volkonov ski unless there's a rematch wouldn't you think if max wins tonight or you go you a Lopez Volkonov ski
You know
Don't think Lopez has to win one more. That's what I'm saying against Volkonov ski. Oh, oh, oh, I see what you know
I'm saying Lopez versus Volkonov. Yes, it's dangerous. Oh, we got the wine. Oh
Who stole it? I don't know. Get us some glasses, sir. You know what I'm saying though, Joe? For Lopez, he needs one more,
I think, before he gets to the big show. So you give him Volkanovsky. You beat him? Yeah. Now we're cooking with fire.
Yeah, no, I think so. But if I was Volkanovsky, I'd say nah, title fight.
UFC's say no, sir. Yeah, but he's 36 years old. Maybe 37 by now. Yeah. He earned the title fight yes he's a no sir yeah but he's 36 years old maybe 37
by now yeah he earned the title fight he was one of the greatest featherweights
if not the greatest of all and he took short notice fights for them yeah the
big one the mock at your fight never should have taken that and not in that
first one I thought it was a good fight it was a good fight I think we're biased
because he was a smaller guy no but the first fight was a good fight it was a
really good I'm saying I dropped him I walked away from it thought it I thought he won
I thought he wanted then were we biased because it's like that David Goliath, you know, I'm saying possibly it was very close fight
Let's say that yes, then the the rematch when he gets KO'd like that on ten days notice
You can't do that man. No, you can't take that. I mean, I love the fact that tried but you can't do that
Well, do that he was ranked where they have one number one pound for pound
He loses that and then lose the next one had been drinking and you know
The bar and living the life eating burgers and shit then all of a sudden they're like hey you got ten days lose 40 pounds
It's Maka chav wine. I get it. Yeah, come down
Settle down come down for us. Well, I ordered we couldn couldn't find it somebody stole our wine Jeff had to go hunt them down
This is this is the best one, dude. What do you think about this Brian?
You're the wizard what toparia max Holloway? I got I got max
How do you have him winning? Well, I think that to period wins when he gets you against the fence. He's amazing. He's great
I just think that max is not gonna get against the fence.
And I think that Max has never been put,
he's been put down once.
And I think he's a bigger guy.
And I think he's just as good a boxer.
I really do.
I think he's just, and that's a big deal.
Cause very few people are as good as Topiura.
Now I might be wrong.
I also think the narrative on Topiura
being like this crazy knockout artist,
like in Alex P Pira his background is
Grappling, you know I'm saying don't get wrong the motherfucking crack. Yeah, but when it comes to stand up
I would edge max Holloway
Interesting as far as like pure striker, but he saw what he did at Josh Emmett, right?
He just took away all Josh Emmett's weapons start beating his ass max Hall it now
I love Josh Emmett, but max Hallway different animal different animal
But the thing about Josh Emmett he comes with that nuclear option dude
Bro what he did to Bryce was crazy. He's also shorter though. Yeah, that's a lot taller
Yeah, he's as wide as he is tall. Yeah, Josh Emmett's a fucking tank man
He might be the scariest one-punch guy in the sport. That was bad. Oh
He was twitching and shit out cold
and they were trying to stand him up i'm like do not stand him up let leave that man let that
get get some medics in there that was a bad one when you see the guys twitching
just let him chill yeah man don't now dana said they're gonna go to barcelona or spain he's not
drinking you son of a bitch i'll just have a uh no i'm good hey you know what drinking you could not drinking you fuck you know, it could be pissed and I wouldn't know
I don't know
You know, you know the one did you guys ever
When you were talking about when you were talking with Trump and RFK jr
Did the fluoride in the water ever come up? It's come up with with RFK
It's come up with a bunch of people with Cali and Casey Means
What do we got to do to get the fluoride out of the fucking water?
I know certain counties in the United States. They've like petitioned and they there's something you could do
I think if everybody knew what exactly to do to get fluoride out of the fucking water
That's one of our case things
How is fluoride still in the water everybody's explain the listeners why is the fluoride out of the fucking water that's one of our case things he wants to do how is fluoride still in the water everybody's explain the listeners why
is fluoride so bad and when I say listeners me Joe it's a neurotoxin it's
dangerous they say it helps your teeth it's stupid what helps your teeth is
don't eat sugar brush your teeth that's what I what helps your teeth. And if it really, if-
No.
There's very little evidence and I bet that evidence is horseshit, but here's the thing.
It comes-
Oh, I'm down for it.
But it comes with the consequences of factual data that shows that high fluoride rates in
waters lead to lower IQs in kids.
That's proven science.
Really?
Yes, it's dangerous stuff.
It's not good.
So you think, okay, there's a reason why they're putting fluoride, they're taking, they're
opening up sacks of fluoride and putting it in the water
Do you and they're saying it's to keep our teeth?
No
so what I heard is that a fluoride was discovered because in Colorado there were pockets of kids and people who didn't have cavities and
It and they found that it was the fluoride in the water. Yeah, we also found toothbrushes
Listen, you don't need
That's some retard shit was good for your teeth bott don't need to use fucking fluoride. That's some retarded shit.
If fluoride was good for your teeth, bottled water would say, now with fluoride.
You can't even say that. How can you not say that?
I need to know that you guys are dentists.
They experimented during the Nazis. The Nazis experimented with fluoride.
It's straight Illuminati.
So all the dentists are wrong and you guys are right?
Yes, they're all wrong.
Oh my God.
Okay, so COVID is real?
COVID is real? COVID is real. COVID is real.
All the doctors said it was real. COVID vaccine is legit.
COVID vaccine is legit. Everyone they are. You know, oh my God.
I got a P but you're pissing me off.
Well, the vaccine probably. Did you take the vaccine?
No. Why not?
But I, well, I just didn't. Because I got it.
Just shut the fuck up. All the doctors said it. Take the vaccine. No, why not? I just because I got it because I got it
All the doctors said it
Vaccinologist and your and your tooth experts. Oh my god
Listen I've talked to many many people that have said the dangers of fluoride are real and that in the levels that they're in the water They're probably not gonna make you stupider
But there's no reason for it to be there in the first place, and it is a toxin.
Really? But they put it in toothpaste.
It shouldn't be in toothpaste either. It's all erroneous information.
It's the same thing that led people to say that margarine is better for you than butter.
It's bullshit bias studies that are conducted by people who have a vested interest
financially in pushing. How many people are selling fluoride to put it in the water. It's not free
They have to get it somewhere someone's in a fluoride business. They've got deals
These people have been saying for their entire careers
You should have fluoride you have to you have to correct so much to get fluoride out of the water and to get people to stop
Using fluoride even for toothpaste. I use Tom's of Maine. It's natural toothpaste doesn't have any yeah, there's so many
Brands of toothpaste that say fluoride free
yeah don't why would they say fluoride free
well that'd be why some brian you don't know what you're talking about you really
don't and if i never said anything about the problem is your or are you with him
but you really don't know about your questions you guys are saying that no
i know you're saying i was really worried about your on fluoride i can't
believe it you're appealing to authority, right?
But the reality is there's actual data, there's scientific data that these people have conveniently
ignored that shows the fluoride that they've been recommending for decades is not good
for you.
That's why there's toothpaste that says fluoride free.
Otherwise that would kill their company.
That would be the dumbest toothpaste ever.
Yeah, that would kill their company.
I'm saying, so you're saying that the dentists tell you to use fluoride toothpaste because they're retarded. My dentist is not telling
me to use fluoride toothpaste. No, my dentist knows about fluoride and water too. And he
doesn't think it's a good thing. Doctors that recommend the COVID vaccine, are they retarded
or are they smart? Okay, listen, we're traveling down too many
different side roads. You're an old traveling down too many different side roads. But if
you want to see it, Jamie, pull up an article that shows that high fluoride rates in water
leads to lower using kids. And it seems perfect for the controllers. I don't know if it's
a controller thing. I think it's a money thing. I think they've been selling it as because
I think they used to think that it did help you with tooth decay. And I think maybe someone scammed it
and they started selling it to people
to put it in the water, we all need it,
and then you have a business.
You have what's called Big Fluoride.
And Big Fluoride is providing all the fucking fluoride
that's in your water.
And it's not necessary.
And first of all, not to drink it and eat it
and cook with it, that's fucking crazy.
And if you needed fluoride just for toothpaste,
you use fluoride toothpaste and you spit that shit out and rinse your mouth
because it's fucking dangerous look at that NTP report suggested IQ reductions
in the range of two to five points in children with higher fluoride exposure
Jesus yeah the more you know this should be interpreted cautiously it's fucking
garbage there's no reason for it to be there. Don't get me started on root canals.
Oh, that's a nasty thing.
That's a whole other thing.
Is it real that the Nazis put it in the water too? Is that real?
I'm 100%... No, not 100. 98%.
Sure. That's the case.
Jamie, find out fluoride, Nazis.
What is discovered in the United States?
If the Nazis put it in the water, then you know what it's for.
Then you know why we're doing it.
The Nazis did a bunch of experiments to medic medicate people they were giving people crystal meth did they had a type of crystal meth you would buy in the store
Yeah, and it made productivity like everybody's kicking ass pilots to what's also we use that that's why they had BMW
Okay, why do you think they had Audi? Why do you think they had Porsche? Why why do they have these incredible? These fucking engineers were jacked up on meth going like fuck I'd put these gears together make it fast
Fuck the Nuremberg and all that that's all Hitler's
Great no floor listen floor
It's been around for a long time Brian
But the idea of pouring it in your fucking water is relatively new and human and then and then people think oh
I don't drink tap water, so I'm free of fluoride.
No.
What about your ice?
You put ice in your drinks?
What about the beverages?
You think these companies that make beverages like soda?
There's no evidence that the Nazi party, fluoride was first used by the Nazis to keep prisoners
docile and submissive.
Fun fact, our verdict, there's no evidence of the Nazi party.
Now, there's got to be someone that thinks that fluoride was used by the Nazis.
That's Google though.
I think this is a...
That just says it's a claim. I don't even know where someone's saying it.
It's a claim.
Yeah, but the problem with that is you're connecting fluoride, which is ubiquitously
used in drinking water.
PolitiFact. Oh, I love that. PolitiFact.
Let's find, okay, Jesse Ventura says the Nazis pioneered the use of fluoride. That's all
I need to see.
Oh, that works.
We're forever incorporating Nazi things in our lives. Fluoride is in the water.
Okay, this is Tampa Bay Times.
Communist conspiracy, genuine threat.
All the other sites. Hold on, go back to that one. Go to DuckDuckGo. State of the planet. Fluoride and water. Communist conspiracy,
genuine threat. Fluoride, certainly nothing to do with your teeth. Fluoride and water was used by the Nazis on the Jews. I mean
These are what?
Do Google just finds websites it could be full of shit. I did was type in three words no finding articles
Listen those three words got it. Google is not going to tell you what's true. What's not true. They're going to show you articles
It's a bottom line is if fluoride is being used everywhere
You'd probably have the same sort of steel as like try finding
Vaccine side effects from the COVID-19 vaccine and how dangerous they are go Google
You'll find a bunch of things about how it's a myth and it's a bullshit exactly small amount more people get myocarditis from COVID you'll find a bunch of
misinformation here. Disproving stuff because of money. Okay,
for both of you. Here's my question. How many COVID-19
vaccines do they give out like 5 billion or something? A lot.
A lot. So out of 5 billion, most of those people are fine.
Right? No, no, no, we don't No. There's a lot. Five billion? In
my family alone, we have some damage. My uncle died of a heart attack. That's anecdotal.
We're doing anecdotal. I'm saying meta data. Brian, who's telling you that it's okay?
If they're not giving you data. I can't believe you're defending the fucking vaccine. Okay.
But I'm not a... Let's kill him. I'm not a... Fucking blown away. I'm trying to get this
back into Hollywood. I'm blown away. I'm blown away. I'm blown away.
I get back on TV.
I'm fucking blown away.
Isn't it frustrating?
But I'm not surprised though.
I am.
I'm not surprised.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold it, hold it.
All I'm asking you.
He's been texting his friend at Universal.
They're working on a deal.
All I'm asking you is.
Hangover five.
Out of five billion vaccines,
that's a pretty big control group.
And so is fluoride.
What about heart disease?
What about heart disease in the future?
What about heart disease?
Hold on, Brian. I don't want to do the roof. Hold on on Brian, do you know that all cause mortality is up 40% in some
age groups?
That doesn't matter to Brian.
I don't know that and I don't know, I don't know that.
That's a fact.
Now you know.
That's why you're arguing because you don't know that.
You should know that.
So you're saying that's from the vaccine.
It could be from a lot of things but one thing that happened during that time was they experimented
on a new medicine and that new medicine has been proven to both be ineffective and to be greatly exaggerated and what
it could or couldn't do. Meaning that's the test that they did even even show it
could do what they were saying it did. So there was a lot of deception going on
then there was a lot of coercion and then there's an enormous amount of money
gets exchanged. Take that into account and then take into account this 40% increase in all cause mortality.
All of that?
40%.
The giant jump in miscarriages, the giant jump in infertility rates in both men and
women, the giant jump in all sorts of autoimmune conditions that people got after they got
vaccinated.
The giant jump in strokes and heart.
It could be this one thing.
You're like a defense attorney for the mob.
Or it could be the toxic soup
of sure many of these automatically ticks in around 2020
on the streets you'd be dead
by the way that would kill you hold on hold on that would kill you on the streets
there's also a lot more drinking there's also a lot more shit what do you mean there's a lot more drinking
Brian now Brian you would be dead on the street
No, no, it's now be not during the pandemic now
I know a lot of them aren't even know why you're saying a lot of not even obese. You saw those soccer players dropping dead
Vaccinated soccer players having heart attacks super normal fittest people on earth
Just having fucking strokes in the middle of a field but for the more high school kids, but the vast majority don't yes a lot of people got injured Brian a lot of people
I don't know even like is it one percent we don't know they're not they're not
giving us the complete results we don't know how high it is well that's a good
we know it's up for my son hold on you don't know how high it is. Well, that's a good point. But we know it's up 40%. Hold on. Hold on. You don't know, right? That's what I'm saying. I was like, you guys are
throwing a lot of these statistics around.
You are so amazing.
No, the one thing we do know is that he was my defense attorney. I'm going to jail. This
motherfucker is terrible. No jury, no buyers.
No, seriously. If I was going to jail and I was guilty, I would hire this motherfucker.
So you think the COVID vaccine was straight up killing people and very dangerous?
I think it was ineffective and at the worst, the problem is it didn't stay local.
Meaning when they injected into the muscle, they weren't aspirating for the most part.
They didn't even aspirate on fucking Biden on television.
They just plunge that thing in.
Right.
If you talk to doctors, they say when you do stuff like that and you inject someone
with a vaccine, you are supposed to aspirate to make sure that you're not in
a blood vessel. So you pull back to see if you find blood. And if you do, you have to
reinsert somewhere else. So you're not going to shoot it right into a blood vessel, right?
When it goes into a blood vessel, your body recognizes it as like an intruder and your
immune system reacts. Now, it gets to your heart and it gets to your heart. It creates
myocarditis because your heart doesn't heal,
which is why you don't get heart cancer.
So here's what I was saying.
Your liver heals.
Your heart just scars up.
Listen to this.
Eddie, I know a lot of people that got the vaccine, like a lot, right?
Because I live in California, so I know the vast majority.
And the vast majority of people that I know, just so anecdotally, but if you just look
at a cross section, seem to be walking around fine. Did they get COVID? I don't know. Probably. I know somebody who got like the booster and she's like, five times. So that doesn't work. Not only that, there's a direct correlation between the amount of boosters you get and the frequency in which you get COVID. That could be a healthy, that could be a healthy user bias thing where you know, you have a bunch of unhealthy people that are getting jabbed up as much as
possible and they were going to get COVID anyway. But you don't know.
Everybody I know knows multiple people that got fucked up from the vaccine.
You don't know anybody that doesn't mean it's just anecdotal.
I think people in Hollywood keep their fucking mouth shut.
They don't get kicked out of the cold.
Or you wouldn't know too, right? Like you wouldn't know if you got COVID.
I know from my family. I know. I know. Also, with your with your heart and things too. So somebody
you wouldn't know. You don't think COVID was just the flu?
No, I think it was about twice as bad. You think it was a
killer? A lot of old people and heavy people and the flu do the
flu do that? I know it was worse than the if you had it was
worse than my friend is the doctor said to me he goes I'd estimate is about 50% worse than the regular a bad flu. It was worse than the flu. It was worse than the flu. My friend who's a doctor said to me, he goes, I'd estimate it's about 50% worse than the
regular, a bad flu.
It was just the flu.
They hijacked the flu.
It was all bullshit.
Eddie, if you're really old, they hijacked the flu.
It definitely included the flu in Along the Ride.
They hijacked it.
The flu definitely got included in Along the Ride.
That's how they do it.
They do it in China all the time.
They take the flu and they go, oh, there's a new thing.
What are the symptoms?
You have a runny nose, you have a fever, like isn't that fever like the flu here, but it's different here. It is boys first
I think the bottom line is handled incorrectly and so that there's definitely not the bottom line
It was fucking made in a lab handled incorrect
Crisis was handled incorrectly. Yeah. Oh, well wasn't just handled incorrectly, it was the greatest distribution of wealth
that the fucking world has ever seen.
That's fair.
It was on purpose, there was no incorrect shit.
They knew exactly what they did.
Did you see, speaking of corrupt bullshit, do you see Elon Musk might buy CNN?
That would be hilarious.
No way.
Guess what boys, I'm going to be on CNN.
When?
Can you imagine?
Oh you mean he buys it?
I'll ask him for a job.
Yeah.
He'll hook me up.
Can I be a field journalist?
Who's that?
I'll do the J. That's Ilya's wife.
Damn.
Damn.
I'll do the JRE weekly report.
Dude, here we go.
We'll talk about the actual news of the world.
This is what I learned this week.
Can't have Brian on there.
No.
No, come on.
Let me guess now.
Brian is going to replace Anderson Cooper.
Because I ask questions.
You gotta ask him.
It would be perfect.
It's A.A. ties have him. CIA ties, everything.
Come on bro, don't make me a CIA plan. I'm just asking questions.
You are definitely a CIA plan.
I'm asking questions. I can't even ask questions among my friends.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's watch this, cause this is heavy.
Is Max drawn? Was this too much of a cut for him? That's what I wanna say.
Well, he hasn't cut in a couple years.
Yeah, it's a big fucking, it's a big weight wait but he has a really good nutritionist he's like come sit
down let's go now don't stand there fuck that that's it like the bull the matador
come on because Ilya said he was gonna do that in the beginning he was gonna
point to the ground he's like yo bro he goes this is not the DMF the dumbest
motherfucker who said that Max there you go Ilya is a confident dude so he rubs
people the wrong way but you gotta be pretty fucking arrogant to get to his level oh
yeah man this is an interesting fight this is a very max is a real good
tactician yes how about the very good both custom shorts nice max got the
booster too no he did no front kick to the body no UFC no UFC fighter got the
body now that we're they not allowed? Did they have to get
the best? No, no Brian, we're not pussy. Lionheart did. He suffered blood clots from it. Anthony
Smith talked about it. He thinks he lost a family member to it too. My mom got blood
clots from it. Oh, low kick. Max looks good. Staying on the outside, using the reach. The
controversial thing about the codes is uppercut foodborne illness
because people who I think they might have collided heads what that's the controversy
what's up Barry I didn't hear you Brian would you said I said I said some people would call
it a foodborne illness because if you were obese COVID killed you right yeah that's not
what they would call foodborne illness I'm saying, I'm just saying if you weren't doing this, if you, I know what I'm talking
about. Oh, you're going to get some grappling here, bro.
That's his bread and butter. Right. I still forgot. Very nice.
He's been studying with Jemaiah. He's from Georgia. He's from Georgia.
Originally. Right. So he was born in Georgia, but grew up in Spain.
Okay. After that fucking fight, man. Yikes, I can't believe homes. I did that he saw
Whitaker dislocated his jaw
That's what it was they confirmed that he dislocated his job. Oh that makes sense with any joke. Yes
How do they put that back in well, or maybe it was already dislocated and then when he put the choke and he was like
The really dislocated and then when he put the choke and he was like
Dude Chapoy is such a good boxer. He's so lethal to God
That dude has no wasted movement. Those punches come so clean and everything's heavy
Everything's heavy Max more of a volume guy's his whole body in that man. Oh nice low kick one mistake. It's a heavy low kick
Can I change my can I change my no no you don't how much is a hundred bucks a hundred bucks yeah let me just be let me know no don't do that guys you're hey you're coming down on me
man you know you should do you get on one of them apps that lets you bet
during the fight you know guys go up and go you can bet like from the second
round on oh shit no no get out of there get out of there can on a good way to make money man max don't let him get you
It's not a week Brian's a smart way to make money when you know for a fact someone's teed up guys do it all the time
And you get a three to one on the money. Yeah, it's cream on his leg dude free money. Yeah, you're right
He's chopping his leg Brian. Do you feel like you'd be better on a companion with Don Lemon and Amstrad?
Do you feel like you're, you fit more in with
them? Do you feel like an outcast?
Guys, I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking questions about my friends in private.
I'm just asking about the COVID vaccine. I just feel like you'd fit them with them better.
There's a big control group. I'm just wondering. You should get some boosters, dog.
Right now? Get some boosters. I haven't even had the vaccine.
Get a goddamn booster. Bro, I went
to see Beetlejuice and uh. You like this wine right, bub? I went to see Beetlejuice and
in the middle of the fucking preview. Beetlejuice from Howard Stern? No. Where's he come? The
movie. No. Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice 2, the new one. It was great. It was great. It was
good? Yeah. Tim Burton. Was it woke? No, no, no, it was fun. It was fun. It was really
good. But the point is they have uh, what's's name John legend Was it does a fucking COVID commercial? Yeah, which shows his band days playing piano
Nothing gay. Yeah, there's nothing gay.
He was at a ditty party
100%
If you're doing COVID vaccine commercials you partied 100%
Boy you want that money or you just trusted didn't they say that they paid Travis Kelty like 20 million dollars. Yeah
Let's go oh
Dude, I told you good you guys sleep on Holloway both you guys you fucking don't know anything this guy look at that
He's got a good reach man. Yes, he told me it's nice. He's Max Holloway. He's blessed
He's got a little bit of blood coming out of his nose. It's all right
It's all right. It's been here before. Look at that. Look at that. That's a nice jab. Oh, good hook. Oh, nice. Oh
Yeah, everybody wants to sleep on Max. Unbelievable. Put respect on his name
He's still Max Holloway, bud. And by the way, by the way, he stands right in the middle of the...
He's not... you're not getting him against the... Not just that, there's also the five round thing.
Yep. Right, Max has been to these wars with Volkonov ski. Carl Max doesn't fight
Where's that fucking app? Oh
Is to Poria black belt, yes, I want to see that drop that's good question
Okay, that's good. I thought they're standing them up good round fuck
Let's see so don't you think they should start right back where they just ended I get your argument question
That's a no 100% I don't like it. It's one fight. It's not five fights max didn't stand up
Yeah, that's three rounds so you start around five
and stand up. It's three rounds. So you restart the round. Five. It's a good question. Five rounds. Fair. And there it is. Jorge and Augustin Clement. What is that? Spanish shit. Okay. Okay.
Now, now let's see some of this highlight. I want to see that left hook. Here's a shot.
Took him down. Yep. Boom. Now that counts straight up as a takedown. Yeah. Oh yeah. 100% boom.
A grazing shot there. There was one. This is good left hook that dropped. That was a hard
low kick. Look at this. Boom. Good elbow. Shit. And then he gets clipped. Maxwell answer back.
Oh he slipped. Oh he just slipped. It's not a knock down. Will they call that a knock
down? No. No. No. It's a take down. It's a take down. It was a slip. Oh he slipped. Well
that's better because I thought he got rocked. Me too. Yeah. But take down kind of counts No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think well that you can mask steroids. Unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah, you could flush it out of your system and then you take a
Urine test it doesn't show all that news about Markachev give one man all that leaked shit. Yeah, but that wasn't real
There's photos of him before that. Yeah, that was not what that was dude. This is going to be
They were claiming that they knew the lady who gave it to him
Yeah, I heard from what I talked to the UFC guys. That was bullshit. They could be wrong
I don't know fake news though. What I heard from the inside was that it was bullshit. He had that bruise
I was wrong before yeah
Like if someone squeezes your fucking arm you can get a bruise there too. It looks a lot like an injection. Yeah
So who knows but I think they should be able to do it hundred percent it's healthier
I don't think they should cut weight, but that's another story. You boys are just trying to change the FC
I am I'm trying to get rid of the cage
No gloves and restart and why your gloves on your hands, but you don't have anything on your elbows and your shins
Knees just keep it the way it is is it's fucking great. Oh beautiful low kick
He'll is a heavy low kick. Oh one two fluoride in the water to
Floor it in the water and keep the UFC the way
Keep them boosters coming in
Are you for boosters? I'm good. I don't know anything about them. I don't know boosters
No, I just know that my parents are 85 and they love them. Just shut the fuck up right hand right hand by Ilya
Huh? Oh
He's walked into a jab it's the difference is in the firepower when Ilya hits him it's dangerous
Every shot is like a thudding shot over five rounds. Oh, yeah, man
Listen the thing about Max is he can keep this going.
Conserves his energy.
Well, he's a champion.
He knows how to really fight a war in five rounds and have enough gas to sprint at the
end.
He knows where he's at.
Oh, he's clipped.
He got stung.
That left hook was hard.
Ah man, this is going to be tough on Max.
He's getting that leg chop.
Until Pierre's getting his timing. This is going to be tough on Max. Max's getting that leg chop. Topier's getting his timing.
It's gonna be tough on Max.
And Max is not getting it.
No.
Oh, there's a good jab.
Oh, he hit with a right hand.
Also, Max isn't getting his respect, so he's sitting down on shit now too.
Well, I think Max is a little hurt right now.
I think that's part of it.
Oh, Max's fighting there.
They're getting serial.
It's not affecting Topier though.
Topier's down to exchange.
He's still in there, man.
He's still in there.
The thing is, it's like Max has been hurt for sure. So he's fighting a little in there man. Oh, yeah in there. The thing is it's like max has been hurt
Yeah for sure. So he's fighting a little bit hurt here. Oh another one
Oh, it's too good. No, it appears just damn. He's so he felt this power. All right, let's try a boxer
He's such a good box. He's so crisp. Yes, but he's getting caught. He just got caught again to pray. It's got caught again
Hey, man, this is still a fight. It's a fucking fight and it's max Holloway. He finds a way
There's a good left 40 40 to 40 to 27 headshots for in favor of max because he's touching them
Yeah, but significant strikes. The difference is the impact of the other shots
You can't really count like you look at the momentum of a fight and max is, you know, he's grazing them
He's hitting him with shots, but you can't dictate the guy winning based on volume if he's not when to pour his head and he's hurting him
Yeah, Max is like mixing it up. Well, I like how he's throwing these kicks in now
But this has been grueling to great fighters my god, this is the top of the heap man fighting is about his best
This is such a good division. I wonder if Max is gonna feel less good at 45 here as he did at 55
I mean cuz he's more drained. Yeah, I wonder I wonder if I'm being in the past so his age
30-year but wonder in fight years. He's 77. I wonder if it's how many and oh nice one, too
God that hurts nice job
See this is my oh
God he was gonna to miss him.
Oh, yeah comes in though.
They're terrifying.
Yeah, one of those things clips you it's la la land.
One minute to go.
Here we go.
That stomp to the thighs good.
Elliot just has to get max going backwards.
It's tough to do.
Benson Henderson would punch you in the thigh.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah, he does all kinds of... He was the first calf kicker.
God, was he?
Yeah, Benson Henderson was the first guy who was kicking the shit out of people's calves.
Were calf kicks normal in Muay Thai?
No, not really, man.
I never saw them.
They're using them more now because of MMA.
That's so interesting.
You don't see the knee stomp as much anymore.
I mean, I guess John hasn't been active, but you don't see it as much.
Look at Max.
Well, Khalil.
Oh, Christ, that's got a little round shirt the scariest
against madestas god he's max he just did one max is taking punishment in his fucking leg though
he's not checking those kicks that's beat up oh oh right hand that was a good right hand
crazed him jesus christ i'd rather get the vaccine guys am i right i think you already did eddie man
eddie doesn't feel like you got
it. Just stay with your agency or something. I didn't get anything. I'm shocked you didn't
get anything. I would, I would guess I'll say, what do you think Brian Callahan got?
I would say he got all the boosters. Why do you think I'm, you think I'm status quo? Totally.
Yeah. The thing is he got COVID before there was a vaccine. I will listen.
I'm more apt to listen to a doctor though, typically, right?
And us?
Yeah.
Than Eddie Bravo.
Wow.
You piece of shit.
Wow.
You're a bad friend.
How many hours I spent on YouTube?
You don't even know.
You went to YouTube University.
You went to YouTube University.
Basically, a PhD.
Yeah.
I went to Rock.
You do.
You went to a university.
You have talked to a lot of scientists, Joe.
I definitely have. A lot. So, you know. have to university to have talked to a lot of scientists? I definitely have a lot
So, you know and I check your alone. Yeah, I've talked to the guy who invented mRNA technology But that is a nine
With oh, you don't know shit. He had a terrible-
Dr. Malone had a terrible cardiac event after the vaccine.
That's when he went bad on it.
I listened to his body.
But no, you keep reading Rowan Stone, Mark.
But you're not a doctor.
You keep reading that.
Here we go.
You're not a doctor.
Yeah, keep reading Rowan Stone.
He had Malone on twice.
You had him on once.
I had him on once.
And the other guy, what's the other guy's name?
Peter McCall. He doesn't matter.
No, he matters. No, you're not three. Here we go. I just like to ask questions on the
streets. You'd be dead. They call him street smart in jail. Whenever he gets on the street,
it's nice. You're not a doctor. But you know know isn't it funny how we're all in an echo chamber in our own way like eddie's like how is anybody believe well a lot of people most people believe in the vaccine oh my god i disagree with that
that's what i'm saying guys guys guys you'd be dead on the streets let's watch the fight let's watch the fight this is boring yeah this is. This is boring. Yeah, this is a great fight
This fight is too good. Hmm
The thing is like Max just doesn't have the pop at 45. I think that even he doesn't that's why I want him at 55
Well, I think these guys that drain themselves like there's a point of diminishing returns nice right hand he's still a warrior he's a warrior that's all that shit that keeps doing it said people don't know he's doing
like a motherfucker and he's doing it well John Jones he's even in yeah I think he's
coming around this third round Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh my goodness!
Oh! DePoeira throwing some heat!
Max will not let you pin him against a cage!
And I like how he gets some hurt and goes to the body!
He's Spanish! What is he against?
Georgian, but grew up in Spain.
Oh! He dropped him with a left hook!
That's it. Oh Jesus!
Oh he's out! That's it. That's over.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
He's a bad mother of a girl. yes first fucking Russian but he grew up in Spain
bro the first guy to put away max hollow yeah he's out on he's on his back that's how good that guy
is that's how good that's 45 that's 45 the fraud me but they're not supposed to be that much power
I think it happens at 55 the fraud meters gone cold
Bro, that guy's so legit. I think it happens even if 50 to do that to max
We think what happens at 50? I think that same thing happens to my wonder if my guess is like
55 yeah
He's gonna have trouble with you think you fuck
Max if it no no Ilya's been 45 his whole career except the Jai Herbert fight took that on short notice and knocked out Jai
Herbert yes, Ilya is a beast man. He's the he's the fucking 100% real deal
He says he's gonna win this one and then go to 55, but I said that yeah, but he's perfect for 45
He's perfect. he's perfect for 45. He's perfect
He's built for 45. I don't want to jump around against Islam. I would that would be amazing
I'll be a super fight 100% would be amazing. The guy's a beast. It's a hundred million dollar fight. He's so fucking good, man
He's at least kissing Steve Harvey. I'm believe Steve Harvey's like I'm here. I mean he's doing comedy
She had no idea
In front of Muslims. This is crazy.
Yeah, this is the first time for Max.
Wow.
No shame.
He was doing great, but fuck.
Off the top of your head, what kind of like hack jokes can you tell in front of like a
Muslim crowd?
If you're Steve Harvey.
Do you have anything off the top?
Good luck.
You got something?
I knew it was going to happen.
Oh, what did the guy, three guys walking through a bar, a Muslim, a Jew and a like something.
You got to have something.
Schultz did stand up.
What would you do?
What would you do?
If you got thrown onto the stage, would you do your Scottish shit?
Do your Scottish shit.
I don't know.
We missed something.
They were talking to each other.
It was just respect.
To give them love. To pray. Yeah. Giving were talking to each other. It was just respect. Give him respect.
Give him love.
Yeah.
Give him a legend of respect.
Let's see it again.
Let's see it again.
Here it is.
Oh, hey, Kate.
This is the end.
Moved his harm out of the way.
Oh, that's it right there.
Right hand.
Oh, my goodness.
That was it.
That was it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Did he recover from that?
No.
No.
That's really impossible. This was later? Yeah, look at this. Oh, damn.
Oh my goodness, that left hook was ferocious.
That was it.
That was it.
This is it.
Look at this impact.
Oh, shit.
Bro.
He does that to everybody.
His left hook is fucking...
How many left hook chaos has he had?
Well, he has right hand chaos too.
Jai Herbert was a right hand.
Volkonovsky was a right hand.
The left hook's so hot right now.
They're both so good.
They're both... I mean, he just... And then it was just hammer fist right his boxing is fucking
ferocious holy shit I think he literally is the best boxer in the UFC and you would know
do those hammer fists. Tabori is a beast man. You were showing me that he I was talking about how I
never had a left hook ever I had zero power with my left hook and I had
this bag, this water heavy bag in front of my house that I would hit once a day. I go,
I'm going to develop a left hook. And then he showed me some technique.
Yeah. Opened you up a little bit, right? Opened your whole world.
Dude, he showed me some shit. He showed me the hip rotation.
It's all in the hips, Bubba. It's all in the hips. I don't teach a lot of people that you got to take my workshop.
So you're Stephen's like all over here.
I'm very, very, I'm very restrictive and who I teach that to you've earned it.
You've earned it. And I give that to you. It's my gift,
but Joe's not going to learn it.
And who's so pretty explain that explain the details of the left hook.
Yes. And the Scottish accent. I work from a Scott.
I work for my root chakra my root chakra and on my tent don't you know that I
take a small centerpiece and you will drop in the at thea is my student. What are you do- He learned in Scotland.
And I fucking- I took a small step Ilya.
Good boy, good!
Great job!
Max is gonna take a real head in!
You're my best student!
Now hug me, mate!
How do you feel?
You're so stupid.
Fucking Ilya Toporya's mom. I'm so proud of him!
What are you doing with him? We do
55 go back up to 55 I
Would say go back up to 55
Do you know I do with them? You know, I do Connor McGregor. Oh
You'll knock Connor out now
55 must have had at 70. Yeah, all right 70 70. I bet Max would do it. So Jack now.
Cormier's pimp suit.
Cormier's pimp suit is beautiful.
He looks like Steve Harvey.
Look at that fucking maroon.
Yes, he does.
Is that pink, technically, or maroon?
That's a maroon.
That's a burgundy.
That's a burgundy like this one.
That's not pink, though, right?
Hold on.
Let's hear who he calls out.
Oh, you know how much confidence you have to have to wear a pink suit?
He just called out Mike Tyson, guys.
No, he said good things about Max. He was talking about Mike Tyson at the CPI
At the one the cellular performance Institute down to you wanna we saw him
My one you like that one I like it
All the credits to Max always. It is a new generation.
Yeah.
By the way, he's only two years younger than Max.
Yeah, but this is the new generation, man.
Max has been fighting since he was 18.
That's right.
Younger than I am.
In UFC, buddy.
18.
Oh my goodness.
I don't like seeing that. I don't like seeing that. This left hook is nasty misses misses then shong oh hands down to
so much power
Things the tattoo on his back Brian. What's that buddy the tattoo on his back? I think that contributes to power
I do is it low enough to be considered a tramp stamp
Down to his crack, but that is that is that
represents the double helix.
Right.
And life, you understand?
Life and all the shockwards and shit, right?
Well, it's when your shockwards are aligned.
Oh, and he wants to get more drunk.
You like this wine?
I'm not even drunk.
It's good stuff.
I fucking love this wine.
That's hilarious.
Just don't give any tequila.
It's from Pazzo Robles and it's like a wine.
The tomahawk is out.
But most of the Pazzo Robles is... Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's like wine or Joe Tomahawk is out, but most
He made it dude, this is food water
Eleven years old here the thing is all wine gets made out of water. Can you imagine?
When Jesus did that what's that?
He's like yo They. They're going to do it again.
Volkonovsky's probably like, whoo.
Who wouldn't?
Let's do it again.
Slow down.
Yeah, yeah.
Can we party first and just hang out and be friends?
Yeah, we'll do it in Spain.
That'd be fun.
Man, they're both class acts though.
Yeah.
No, 100%.
Class acts.
Man, so what do you do with Lopez?
Diego Lugo, man? No, can I just say more fight?
I want to say one thing Daniel current Cormier was a heavyweight and he's a little taller than to Boria
That's why Dana Cormie is one of the most impressive
Daniel Cormier probably could have fought 85 if he was one of those crazy dudes
If he shredded he could have been 55. No, dude, he fought at heavyweight
You know, have you lost all that shit? He's five
You know, I think he's five not exactly he's shredded up. No, dude, right fucking remember
Remember who was that guy from Canada when he he's built different you would die if you got the 55
Do you remember the guy from Canada is like 145 shredded?
UFC what did he do?
Tell me what he like like maybe 10 10 15 years ago. I'm gonna
harmonic no no no
Not hominid another there was another way in that era when a guy who's another weight you're saying he sucked a lot of he
Looked like an alien name
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait big hands big hands big Canada Sam stout yes
Sam stout watch a Sam stout fucking way and dude he looks like fucking like an alien so does Conor Mcgregor at 45
Oh 40
At 45 how did you know everybody?
Did you see that?
What is Max saying what's Max saying I?
see that what is what is Max saying what's Max saying I don't think I'll see again I'll see you again my friend he said hey did you hear about that girl in
PFL was weight cutting and her she's been in a coma I did hear about what's
happened with that sucks how much does she want I don't know she's been a coma
I think she's doing better but I don't know. She's been a coma. I think she's doing better, but I don't know. Fuck.
The weight cutting is so dangerous and so unnecessary.
Didn't Khabib end up in the hospital?
I don't believe so. Yeah, he did when he was gonna fight Tony Ferguson.
He had a kidney failure.
That's right, bro. That's so amazing.
Brandon's an encyclopedia.
Yeah, encyclopedia. Motherfucker.
Yeah, it's almost like we're throwing him softballs just to see.
Like, I wanna, you're probably studying two hours a night. How many days down the road? God damn. I'm going to get you. I'm going
to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to throw some.
He's got to wear it with the Google glasses. You see those glasses that you can wear and
they like you, they have facial recognition technology so you can look at a stranger. It'll start scrolling everything about them on the internet. I don't want that technology so you can look at a stranger uh-huh it'll start scrolling everything about them I don't want that but so you can look at a stranger
yeah picks up their face and it goes oh this guy's this you get their credits go for a google search
to find their home address and you know the difference between virtual reality and augmented reality
no augmented reality as you put the glass so you could put those fucking meta goggles on and you can be in a different dimension
you could be fucking fighting zombies in a desert or
You could put the glasses on and you see everything in the room, but then other shit pops up Pokemon shit
yeah, yeah, I'll do there's there's a
company called an app called soapbox and
Dude, it's you put these glasses on and you could have like Metallica There's a company called an app called soap box and dude
It's you put these glasses on and you could have like Metallica
Jamming in your fucking room. Mm-hmm, and it's like you see everybody here, but then James Hetfield is right here playing guitar
It's crazy
That's coming no that's good
Is you see everything but new shit pops up, you know what you could do that for in a virtual that's coming no that's good augmented reality is you see everything but
New shit pops up you know what you could do that for you could do that like the same way the ties use like play sparring
Yeah, you could spar without getting hurt right?
But you just you would you would need to do real sparring too, but it probably could help you 100%
Yeah, they have they have something similar in football
But in baseball too what they have now is the pitchers where it's the virtual reality
Yeah, and he gets does the whole wind-up and it comes because you want they need hand recognition
They didn't see the release so they have the technology now where the release comes out and then the machine shoots it out
Oh, yeah, I've seen this this giant screen we gotta get the feed for this for the fly companion. I know right
giant screen. We gotta get the feed for this for the Fire Companion.
I know, right?
So, what is it?
They should be able to send it to us.
What it is is they go to see it and they're in front of a hundred foot screen.
You're standing like literally on the edge of the octagon watching it way bigger than
we're watching.
This is what happens in the meta headset set.
You can do this with headsets on, but this is physical.
This is in real like, in real life.
Right, right?
But there's a place, there's a place in Los Angeles, Jamie, that's way better than this.
Well, this was the first one, this is the same company.
Oh, okay.
The same company?
I was just trying to find the UFC video.
Oh, maybe it's just a different video, but they had one of the Yuri Prochaska versus
Pereira fight, and it's bananas.
Like you're watching this enormous screen and they're serving drinks, and it's better
than being there live. Well, it's already killed the music. Because you also can get commentary. It's already like you're watching this enormous screen and they're serving drinks and it's better than being there live
Well, it's already killed me because you also can get commentary. It's already killed him. Where is this?
So they have one in Dallas. I think they have one and maybe in LA. I think it's in LA, right? Yeah
It's called causes. This is the yeah, so look at the screen. So look out this is look how big the fucking screen
You're better than there. Yeah, they have a different feed than you can get on TV.
Yo, that's fear? I went to the UFC at the Sphere?
Oh my god.
Have you ever done that?
You went to a meeting?
Yo, that, dude.
I was there. I did commentary. You were there?
I was there for the UFC?
Wait, what do you mean you were there?
I was there in the audience.
UFC Noches?
How come you didn't fucking tell me?
I went with the CPI guys.
Oh.
And dude. He asked if you were there. When I went, when I went. Why the fuckI guys. Oh and dude. Yes, if you're what I went when I was working
I wasn't planning on going Jim. I got invited last minute. I got picked up in a private jet
I'm like, how am I gonna say say no? So we're, dude, that sphere shit. Amazing. It's fucking insane.
I was thinking there's no way you can go back to regular UFC's after this live.
Have you done the spirit, the spirit thing? Well, we did.
It's fucking crazy. It's so much money though. It's too much money.
I'd rather have better cards than they pick. How was it? What'd you think? Oh, that's right. You didn't like it. It's fucking crazy. It's so much money though. It's too much money.
I'd rather have better cards than they picked.
How was it? What did you think?
Oh, that's right. You didn't like it.
That was your official...
Did you like it, Joe?
Yeah, I loved it.
It was insane.
It was an incredible experience.
It was incredible.
For the fans.
Do you think it'd be a...
In person.
It was incredible.
That's what it looked like.
It was incredible.
Back it up a little bit, Jamie.
Back it up a little bit.
I was blown the fuck away.
This is what it looks like.
Yeah. Wow. It was crazy. It's amazing. But it's so much more expensive.
That was like 20 million dollars just to make it cheaper. No big deal. And I think the fights
are enough though. If you need nothing is too expensive. If you could do it. If you
could do it. Nothing is too expensive. This is what I do it. It's business. This is what
I think once a year. Once a year. Once a year we do this. Yes's business. This is what I think once a year once here once a year. We do this. Yes
We're getting to a point you do it July 4th American
Yeah, all that shit all that shit, but you got to keep doing it. I'll tell you what independence day was pretty fucking dope
Did they imagine American you have bone Nick?
What's gonna happen is there's gonna be a sphere in every major city and it's good caught
Bands doing this expensive
It's never too expensive.
It's never too expensive.
You're not right.
It's not. It's not.
It is. Because you can't make money off the tickets.
You need Vegas for this because Vegas...
Technology gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper and cheaper.
That's true.
You can get a fucking 90 fucking...
You go to Best Buy and get a 90 foot fucking screen for $200 I think it's
more they were supposed to make for another start and they only made this
one the next one they're gonna make is way smaller but you know you but you hold
on eventually the price goes you know so the spheres losing their ass they're
like in billions of dollars in debt yeah do we know this no yes we're getting
the business model is not working okay so whether it's too expensive or not right now whatever you're saying just just based on the experience
But just based on the experience. No. No what I'm saying is the possibility. Yeah, cuz I didn't pay shit
I got free tickets and I thought it was the most amazing experience. I've been a
9,000 UFC show and this one was the best
I've been a 9000 UFC show yeah, and this one was the best But we're getting to a point you don't need it though now like once you're out of the drive right?
I don't need it, but why not have it we're getting to a point where anything you can imagine visually you can have
Too expensive Oh my god, I miss these shows. Is that a British shop? It's too expensive! Nothing is too expensive!
Get the Saudis involved.
They were involved in this one, that was Riyadh season.
Riyadh season was partially the sponsor of this year.
When you're sitting in the fucking, when you're watching all that shit
and you're watching you're watching all that shit
it was so incredible.
That Noche thing with all the Mexicans
and then that shit got a fucking forehead split open
It was crazy. You see it so up close. They should have stopped that fight, huh?
Yeah, I think this is stuff that was and you know what I'm gonna stop Irene Aldana as a beast
She's a monster. She was not gonna stop but don't you that doesn't need to happen. What do you think about that?
Did you think they should stop fights with what's that bad of a cut? That's a crazy cut man that was like six inches long in a fork. Yeah, I think in between rounds
They should allow them to sell that shit
I agree dude. So let's sit down baby.
We got pay per view.
No stand ups, no stand ups.
Stay in the same position.
You have one minute to stand up.
No gloves, no gloves.
And do all the fights at the sphere.
We have cut men in the UFC.
We should have stitch men.
And you do it yourself.
You gotta do it yourself with a mirror.
If the money wasn't an issue, if the money wasn't an issue and technology was like super
cheap. You said money's no issue, bro
No, if money was no issue this fear is the answer. No, that's just here is the answer
It might be too much of a distraction. Yes. No need that to be entertained by the best fighters in the world
Fucking you know about come on, dog
We want mushrooms any when you went there. I was that on a
Feel like you're on my good mushroom three times and I had enough like the universe told me you did enough. You see God go live life to make
money. That's why you two has to play there. The US has played like 20 nights in a row.
You know what? I, you have to stick with that. I get it. I get it. Still don't make money.
You don't stick with it. No, he has he, he went out and just said, this fear was insane. It cost 71 million dollar operating loss in one quarter.
Hey, the government gives NASA 19 billion dollars a year. 19 billion dollars a year to NASA! This isn't the government, this is just a place where you go to see concerts.
Jesus Christ!
Hey Eddie!
$849 million!
Why are you bringing NASA into this shit bro?
Dude NASA gets $19 billion a year!
Look, look, look, look!
And we can't go to the sphere to watch a fight?
Okay stop, stop, it's not the same, you don't take tax money to make the sphere.
Look at this, look at this, it says sphere entertainment faces near term debt pressures
with $849.8 million coming due in october
twenty fourth is now they all out of the company is pursuing a workout with your lenders to
refinance the obligations their fuck man their father but their father that's a lot of that's
almost a billion dollars i get it that's because the light's on 24 7 i stayed across this year
we have a whole lot of time before you talk i just want an operating loss of 71 million dollars in the first quarter get it
So this is gonna keep compounding quarter to quarter correct. That's full almost 400 million dollars
No, I get it. I get it. I get it. But get let me finish. It's it cost five hundred billion dollars
Okay, the sphere cost five hundred billion right it cost a hundred billion dollars, right? Right, but that's the ultimate shit
You're gonna figure out how to fucking pay for this dog.
We gotta have every fighter going out on their Instagram
fucking blowing it up.
It's a DMT trip.
It's a train first cafe.
Nothing is too expensive.
No, one of the greatest moments in any event
that I've ever seen is Kamaru Usman getting knocked out
by Leon Edwards.
He's losing five rounds.
Imagine that in the sphere.
You can't fucking believe it.
It doesn't matter.
It's like anywhere that that happens a moment like that.
You're like what?
Oh my God.
So you're talking about Jack Johnson shit.
That come on.
I get it.
Okay, Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson knocking out Mitch Green.
You're talking about Mike.
Okay, we get it
Look at that look at that they posted a 200 million to a 1 million dollar net loss on revenue of 1.03 billion
Okay, this is what I'm gonna billion and they lost 200 million
That's nearly double the five hundred and seventy three point eight million revenue number in the prior year
Okay, it's gonna fail
Okay, it's gonna fail
And the Saudis gonna buy it exactly
Technology is cheap. You can get a VCR right now for three dollars, but those Saudis actually really expensive, dude
The ours are three dollars, but Joe with the technology goes down to having you guys notice that you haven't noticed the technology keeps going down. And then you
have vision. You're like, okay, some shit's expensive now. We're gonna have spheres. 234
bucks for a VCR. That's it. That's so expensive. We're gonna have, we're gonna have the sphere expensive now
Way more expensive than I thought they'd be like $50
These Apple AR goggles so they were super light you could put them on you can watch a movie and like you watch avatar like it's on a hundred
Foot screen. I can't see who's around me. So it makes me nervous
No, you can see through it. You can make it this size and you can see your house other than that screen
You know, it's crazy to a wall. You can point it to a wall like this wall right here
You could fill that wall up to your desired size with a screen and watch a film
And not not only the desired size, but on soapbox you whatever band you could see
Yeah, you could see you could have a you could put them right here. Yeah, or you could put them
Over there way in the kitchen
You could be behind you could go could go right here. Beyonce's feet.
It's crazy.
You could put these VR characters wherever you want. You could see them right there.
You have a good voice by the way. That's a good Beyonce.
I didn't know you could dance dog. I did not know that. I didn't know that.
Why? Because I'm moving from where?
It's from your box.
It's from your box after this. We're just smelling salts. Oh yeah. Know that why because I'm moving from where
Dude what if we're all let me ask you this what if this is a simulation you keep it
And I'm not gonna do it but they haven't been freshly opened. I'm gonna watch you guys do it.
The freshly opened ones are definitely the best.
Insane in the Membrane would be a good song for this one.
Insane in the Cyprusill?
Oh shit.
You gotta have a good deep breath.
Oh come on.
Get that big dick off.
You gotta get in there with those.
Ah fuck! Get it here guys, here.
Bring your hands here.
INSANE IN THE BEND BRAIN!
INSANE IN THE BEND BRAIN!
INSANE IN THE BEND BRAIN!
INSANE IN THE BRAIN!
Eddie, you should go on that Hot ring show and talk about flat earth
Devils
Yeah, I can smell that although next
Yeah, you know what that last one wasn't that strong
It's the new one? Is that a new one?
Yeah, I think it's a new one.
It's the end of the brain!
It's the end of the brain!
It's the end of the brain!
It's the end of the brain!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
Oh, fuck.
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Daddy, it's from here!
No, this is stronger!
This one's stronger?
There you go, that one's stronger!
Where did she go down?
Where did she go down?
Inside of the bed break!
Inside of the break!
It's good guys, it's good! Oh! Holy fuck! Yeah, that's stronger, right? Oh
Yeah, that's stronger right that was that's the strong I'm getting used to it we saw a lot of problems
One of my favorite scenes in any movie
Opening scene of blade blade sorry Joey Diaz. When all the vampires. Hey Joe here's my question back to the fight with the Saudi money. Yeah. How long are
they gonna keep investing because they're losing their ass? If you notice nobody's
don't give a fuck. Well you know they're never coming back to America because they lost
their ass on the Terrence Crawford fight so they're not coming back here. Yeah well
they know that they're in business with Dana White now
Okay, so this is what's going on. So Dana White and
Riyadh season are gonna start promoting boxing so which I think they're boxing tell you all the plans, but apparently
His excellency had a very difficult time with a lot of the boxing promoters
Didn't enjoy work with the boxing people and he
Essentially what he said to days like how the fuck did you deal with these people?
He's like I was trying to tell you and he's like, why don't we do something Dan's like let's talk
And so that's what's happening right now
You're gonna have very similar things to what what the Saudis are doing the Saudis just saying I want to see this fight
So what is it gonna cost and they don't care if people in the stands?
Boccoli when he fought Jared Anderson, they didn't Jared Anderson's people were saying do not take that fight
But Martin Boccoli who's the most dangerous fucking guy in the heavyweight division that nobody knows about do you know that guy?
No, I'm the Congo
Holy fucking terrifying. There's a guy
There's a black guy in 1FC from fucking Africa somewhere.
Oh, Rug Rug?
Yes!
Oh my fucking God!
He's fucking Checha.
Whoa!
That guy is insane!
Martin Bacoli, Martin Bacoli, Jared Anderson.
Bro, this guy.
That guy!
He is the most, this is Martin Bacoli.
He's the most feared heavyweight. He's fucking huge and Jared Anderson was undefeated
He was like the American prospect and Bacolis just starts putting it to him and he's really hard to hit too many
This guy really good at fighting the guy with back is a movement Roy Jones jr. Teaches that guy. That's his protege
Wow, he just took this fight a little too early and Bacolis just
How much is the way look at that?
Is he gonna be in there with the
But he's he can do it right now he fucks those guys up and sparring like the stories about this guy and sparring
Everybody he brings in he he gives them a world of hell
But I think you let and I think Dana go in the box and is great cuz you let Dana get involved with this guy
Actual star telling you man. Nobody knows who this guy is Martin Bacoli. He's the fucking problem. He's the future
That's the future. He knocks everybody out. He's got an iron chin no losses
I don't know if he has any losses might have one it thrown a towel in his career, but they stopped the fight
He beat the brakes on looks like a giant Rick Ross. He's huge to his record. Let's see what his record is
It's from Los Angeles
One loss. I think he has one loss early in his career
But we haven't seen him
And his career. How the fuck did he lose?
He lost to TKO.
But we haven't seen him against the top top top.
Damn.
Michael Hunter beat him.
We gotta look into that guy.
Six years ago.
We haven't seen him against the biggest,
the best guys though, right?
Not yet.
He has a ways to go.
Talk about me, you know,
but as he keeps coming up,
the talk about him and sparring is that nobody likes it.
It's terrifying.
And then when you see him beat up Anderson,
that's the word is that Anderson should have avoided him.
He looks like George Foreman.
Huge dude, huge dude huge dude so that that fight only
took place because the Saudis were like hey like Bob Aron was just talking about
it saying he shouldn't have taken the fight and then he advised them to not
take the fight but Jared Anderson doesn't have that kind of Floyd Mayweather
type money and also now the Saudis are like how much how much is a print money
and then they came up with the amount and he's like, okay, I'll take it and like whoo
But it's just white too early wild
I mean they're give us the fights you want to see but the crowd because there's no natural fan base there
Like they're they're not a lot of people are flying in there to see those fights
Sure, cuz it's such a big deal and that's what their hope is tourism
But as far as like it'll happen, you know
As long as they keep be cool with like Western ideas and don't fuck with women wearing skirts and
Chile that yeah
Wow, yeah allow Westerners to come there and feel safe like like Dubai Dubai is like one of the safest fucking places
If you leave a Rolex on the ground in Dubai, someone will fucking turn it in sure, you know that there's
on the ground in Dubai someone will fucking turn it in sure you know that there's you would think that Mexico is like the least safest place but do you
know that five cities in Mexico are among the top eight in the safest cities
in North America yeah cartel doesn't like violence certain cities where the
cartel doesn't allow any violence like a marita marita by ken koon safe the city in
north oh dude is in Mexico
getting paid in Mexico smart dude I never thought that good deal it's like Vegas
was run by the mob it was great bro I made I made a mistake I was talking
about the the cartel because they have the Baja 1000 Baja 500 like all the
off-road races and I was like, yeah, there's some killing
I had my information off dude the off-road community was like say what cuz super safe like no, dude, you're fucking us
We can't get tourism down there cuz that's the narrative in America. Yeah
Wacked it becomes big news. Yeah, we'll get whacked in America all the time every day
Yeah
Oakland is like like what's going on in?
Those Oakland shanty towns we have these homeless communities they go for blocks and blocks and cocks don't show up
Nope in East Oakland
I'm okay. Oakland's way worse. Oh, my god. I'm raiders left and open a's are gone They're gone go to Oakland homeless camps. They're crazy. There's a lot of people's not read or a blue state
Is there any of those in the booster state I'm just asking questions Austin's always the worst homeless problem and maybe Dallas
I was issues out of control. I just drove
The day trying to fix L. a like you don't know about caps that have been Brian your opinions are amongst the worst
what do you mean well LA is a lot bigger so we're gonna help us also they've
actually mitigated the homeless people obviously they don't let them they don't
want to camp on the streets here you mean no they clean them up if they do it
under the underpasses we just one night they come in but clean them up man they
actually move out of there.
Yeah, they cleaned it up substantially from when I first moved here.
But Joe, where we lived out in, and I still live there, where we used to live, we didn't
deal with homeless.
No, but that's a different area.
You gotta go into, downtown's the worst.
No, no, I'm in downtown every day.
All downtowns are bad.
They've cleaned up a lot of it in downtown.
That's good.
They're trying to.
This is underpass is in Oakland
But by the way, by the way, so Austin has tackled their homeless problem. They've done a great job
I had the mayor and talked to me about what he was gonna do
They bought hotels and they move people in there's a bunch of different programs out here where they're trying to give people life skills
And they allow it's a hundred percent
And mental health you says done the best in what way yeah she's the best Houston they got
they got on early yeah really yeah they got early well I thought I had the mayor
in here at the time Steven Adler and he said you got to take care of the problem
for it gets too busy now there's the drummer for guns and roses I know crazy
same name they were like the first thing you got to do is make sure it doesn't
get as big as like LA's is where you can't
Do anything and he's too late. LA's too big. He's like we only have like 2,000 3,000 homeless people
He's like we could put a stop to this and they would do put them in the
They make sausage
Homeless sausage, they have a bunch of broke. I actually went to I had one of the guys who runs one of those programs on the podcast. What was that gentleman's name again?
Has Seattle and Portland done anything about their fucking insanity? They don't care either.
Dude, they finance it. Yeah. It's amazing. Everyone's diverse. Some people like to shoot up.
I had a friend who moved his family.
Alan Graham.
He loaves and fishes, right?
Is the name of his company?
Dude, I had a friend who moved out of, I don't want to say his name, but he moved out of
Seattle.
Mike Tyson.
Not Mike Tyson.
You know what?
He grapples like Mike Tyson.
He does.
He does grapple.
But he moved out of Seattle because of the wokeness.
He moved to Arkansas and he thought it was the greatest move ever
He was like fucking in Arkansas and he thought oh my god
Pregnant and they were you know, they took a couple edibles here and there she gave birth to a black baby
No, I'm trying to I don't know what happened. She got tested for marijuana. Yeah, and now they're like fucking facing like criminal charges
Yeah, so it's like oh
Yeah, I love Seattle so they they just tested her because she was pregnant and she had taken an edible
Yeah, okay. Oh my goodness. Now they're in deep shit. So, you know, oh my goodness
Yeah, it's a friend of mine my My friend were like trying to figure this out
Oh, I need to go back to Seattle dog. We need to get Trump on that
But you know that this crazy spread Arkansas don't fuck around with weed friend of my head dinner party and a price
She was like seven months pregnant. She was hungry and I think she saw some fruit loops or some shit or whatever and ate them
Turned out they, they were weed.
Oh, check it out. So she got super high and they took her.
She went to the emergency room because she was pregnant. Right.
But the doctor said, I'm not, I'm not that worried. I'm worried about alcohol.
If it was alcohol, I'd be more worried. I'm not worried about this.
Well, it's not toxic. Yeah.
You shouldn't be getting high while you're pregnant, but it's not toxic.
It's not like you have to worry about the kid getting poisoned and fetal alcohol syndrome
and a bunch of things that are-
That's worse.
Yeah, very, very, very bad for the child, especially when someone's a rampant alcoholic,
raging alcoholics that are pregnant.
It's a devastating, devastating impact on a child.
But he said you don't have to worry about anything?
He was like, it's not the end of the world.
No, there's actually studies about people who smoke marijuana while they the end of the world. No, there's actually stories, studies about people
who smoke marijuana while they're kids in the world.
It's like, don't do it, but it's not the worst thing
in the world, it's not a toxic thing.
Right.
You know, but.
It can be good.
It can be good, it's not good for kids.
Yeah, no.
It's not, developing minds shouldn't have anything.
Yeah, yeah.
And we all did it, we all snuck booze
and all kinds of shit when we were kids,
when we were teenagers, but the reality is,
especially men, our fucking frontal cortex doesn't even develop correctly until we're like 25
Or 50
Bad for you if you look at the studies on alcohol
Different bro, it's different bro Alexander from
Are you ready dude?
I got a Trump hung in there for three hours didn't pee left didn't pee before he left
He's a robot just got in here didn't have to use the restroom
Sat down for three hours, and these are his diet coke. You know, and then flew out there his diet coke
Yeah, there's one type of for him. He's the only guy know that drinks more
You know, I drink diet coke and eats McDonald's cuz they can't poison that
What I'll make the McDonald's
Know the McDonald's how they gonna poison the McDonald's how they gonna poison the diet coke that's true. No, that's real
Well, I don't know if that's why he's I think
Like
How tall is he in person big dude, he's like 6'1", I guess
That's what Schultz he said she said he goes exactly small and I thought he probably shrank a little as he's got
Eight I thought he was like six fours
Maybe he was at one point in time he shrunk
But very nice guy and fun to talk to we had a good time has you I talked to him like I talked to everybody I swore I just talked normal has your impression improved since I don't have a good Trump impression
Shane Gillis improved those like a little bit he didn't sound like you he didn't
sound like Trump with you he sounded more like he was gonna get attacked
Yeah, you know his guard was down. Well, it's not even this guard was down like he knew I wasn't gonna fuck with him
I'm like, I just want to talk to you. Yeah, I just like the same way I would treat a combo Harris
I just want to have a conversation. Yeah, just like I just want to know what what did you do?
Why'd you do this? What was it like when you got in office?
Like there's a bunch of things that I needed to ask him about. There's a few that I didn't get to
Abortion was one of them psychedelics was another one
There's a couple different things that I did want to talk to him about but the the big one for me was like what the fuck
Is it like when you've never governed anything ever and then all of a sudden you're in the White House
Like what's that experience like talk to well, he was very
Available it takes a while because he like goes on these journeys
He likes to talk about different kinds of things and he calls it a weave and he brings it back to the original subject
But he can talk about anything he wants that way kind of dictates the conversation, but I had a guy bring him back to
Well, yep
Thousands of people like how many people do you have to point?
He had a point ten thousand different people these jobs and he has no experience so he doesn't know these people
So he's taking other people's advice and there was a lot of people that I put in that I shouldn't
put in and you know he's super honest about it and what he did and what he was trying to do
by imparting tariffs and by decreasing taxes. He wanted to stimulate business and he wants to
drill for oil. He said we have more oil in this country than any country in the world. He said
we can be completely self-sustaining in the United States, bring American manufacturing
back.
The way that we get taxed if we sell our stuff overseas, we should be taxing them.
We should be hitting them with tariffs.
He even floated out the idea.
I don't even know if this would work.
But he floated out the idea we're going to end income tax and just rely totally on tariffs.
Totally.
Can you imagine we're paying 50% of our fucking money
and we still gotta pay for water,
we still gotta pay for energy,
we got a water bill and we're paying 50%
of our fucking checks, that shit should be fucking free.
Whoa.
That shit should be fucking free.
Take it easy.
We should get a well.
And can you do Joey Diaz doing an impression?
No, no, no, I'm not.
Hey Joe, what did he say about the wall?
Did you talk about the wall at all? Yeah, he was talking about what what they're doing, what they're trying to
do. And it's very clear that they're trying. He thinks they're very trying. They're trying
to get voters, of course, you want to bring in people in there, financially incentivize
them to give him housing, ID to vote, no ID to vote. And then amnesty, they're trying
to give them amnesty. And they keep pushing for this stuff. And they mysteriously wind
up in swing states. Yep.
Yeah, but two things about that mysteriously.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And then that app that the original use of that app, I can pull up that app because I
saved this because it's very bizarre when you when you really find out what it actually
is all about.
The original app was used as a shipping app.
It was used.
It was one of those things where people used it because you're in the country for a certain amount of time because you brought over much of goods.
Do you know what they're finding though when those immigrants actually vote, second generation
immigrants vote?
Careful now Don Lemon.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, this is a fact. So what you forget, what you forget is
they come from Catholic conservative cultures. So guess what the second generation always
votes? Republicans. Well that's the second generation always votes? Republican.
Well that's certainly true if you come from Venezuela. Those guys were bringing in from
Venezuela except for the ones with the gang leaders.
But not all of them are from Venezuela.
They don't get down with the transgender or the abortion, none of that. So they vote Republican.
None of those countries do.
They're very Catholic.
Very Catholic.
And so that's the first thing.
If you get amnesty and you get all these benefits from...
Here's something people aren't talking about. You want to hear this?
I'm going to send it to you, Jamie.
Listen to this, Bob. So so with that wall when you build
a wall like that guess what you put in roads you put in like 50 100 major roadways to get
all the material to the wall guess what that does the snorin desert and the chihuahuan
desert are amazing natural barriers now that you put roads in there it actually makes it
easier for migrants to walk those roads at there, it actually makes it easier for
migrants to walk those roads at night. So it made it easier. That's the irony of that wall. So there's
a lot of things that go on with this fucking immigration that you do one thing, you never know
what the ripple effect is. Well, we do know what we're doing is not working. 100%. Jamie, put up
with that thing that I showed you. Now, this is the weirdest one. This is the app the US Customs Border Protection
CBP has several mobile apps including
CBP one mobile passport control MPC and my
CBP so launched in October 2020 the free app provides access to a variety of CBP services
It uses guided questions to help users find the right services, forms, or applications. CBP-1 was originally used to help commercial trucking companies schedule cargo inspections.
In 2023, the app was expanded to allow unauthorized migrants. So they changed this app that was
just for shipping. And so these people can now use this app and request asylum and book appointments
at the US Mexico border. So they're just full scale trying to bring people in.
They're also doing that so they can travel too.
They're giving them money. They're giving them housing, and they're going to provide
amnesty and they're voters. So now they're voters. Who are they going to vote for? Are
they going to vote for the people who want to deport them? No. They're going to vote
for the people that gave them money and food stamps and housing and brought them to America. That's not just make sense
Yes, it does. But guess what because they're so conservative. They a lot of times I disagree
You're talking about next generation, right?
But here's the thing once you get that system rigged you really get that system rigged, right?
You never have to worry about those states ever becoming red again. Just like California. California is never going to become red again. They've got that thing down. They
did amnesty in California. They allowed people to vote in California. And then they just
set up a bunch of policies that make it very convenient for people that are migrants that
come across the border. And then you have mail-in ballots and you have no voter ID.
So you don't know who the fuck's voting. It's true.
And you essentially rigged an election without doing anything completely illegal.
Everything is like fairly illegal.
It's an interesting thing because you wonder about whether or not they will create that
problem though, whether the second generation, but here's the other issue.
You could technically, they say, first of all, I think we're the only country in the
world where
the when you vote is not a national holiday like our regular that's ridiculous that's insane yeah
but it favors republicans just so you know for whatever reason i don't know why but it favors
republicans because if you gave everybody the day off people would be able to take time off to vote
how does that mean more people are democrats well whatever you want to call it interesting but that's
what i mean whatever you want to call it that would. But that's what I mean. Whatever you want to call it. That would be one thing.
But here's the other people that can't afford to take the less wealthy. Oh, yeah, you could
technically you could and we are going to get to the point where technically you could
use biometrics to vote from your phone and keep the fraud down to at least a minimum
so it wouldn't change. it wouldn't make a difference.
Yeah, but the problem is anything you have, anytime you have something on a computer, you've got shenanigans.
Jimmy Carter figured this out in the 1970s, Trump was talking about it, that Jimmy Carter realized back then
that you can't have mail-in ballots because there's too much room for fraud.
There's no chain of, the chain of custody is funky, right? From someone drops it in a mailbox,
the guy picks it up, no one's watching him, he brings it in a sack. What if that guy's a nutty Democrat or a nutty Republican and he knows he's in a mailbox a guy picks it up. No one's watching him He brings in a sack Yeah
What if that guy's a nutty Democrat or a nutty Republican and he knows he's in a Democrat County and they're all Biden signs on there
So he picks up their mail and throws their shit
documentary
2000 years larger thing
I didn't see that I had that guy my watch that shit
So I had him on my podcast name
Dinesh D'Souza and I kept asking him though
I was like what well, you could you
keep talking about there's more evidence.
So there's hundreds of hours, or thousands of hours of cct evident footage.
And they just at the end of the day never delivered on it.
And so it's in the documentary.
I think I think maybe you didn't deliver in your on your podcast, but he put a documentary
on 2000.
I watched what about it?
So, so in the dark is fully indoctrinated.
The CIA anything that happened, I don't know. Is it giving you money?
Or yeah, he's going to be doing one of them fucking things right next to Beyonce.
You know, stupid smile on his face.
This podcast is being sponsored by Kamala Harris. This wine is actually,
he has to leave early to go hang out with Oh John Ledger, probably got her own vision
Another I got another bottle of the 2000 it's over isn't it? Do you have?
2020 cold dude, I'm obsessed
He's like yo, this is 2000
A few years ago wine people are so weird that wine was okay
Now if it was 2001,
would that be would there be a difference? It depends. Depends on the drought and whether or
not climate change is real. See that's why Leonardo DiCaprio is voting for Kamala Harris.
That's nothing to do with the Diddy parties. When you guys are talking. Nothing to do with
the Diddy parties. He's endorsed Kamala Harris because of climate change. Did you see him?
He's on a yacht and then on a private jet.
Literally like last week.
But what do you think?
Do you think that we're going to get the names from the Diddy
parties, or is that going to go away?
Yeah, I think that one's going to come out.
Are people being paid off right now?
No, I think Diddy is probably a spiteful man,
and he probably is going to be in jail for the rest of his life.
And they're probably going to sing a song.
No, I'm saying how many people are getting paid right now
to shut up?
How many cases are falling apart?
Cuz I'll tell you this I don't know if that's really going on
This is the thing we don't know who is involved in this whole diddy thing
Is this an intelligence agency thing where they're trying to compromise people that were famous and get them to endorse
Certainly political candidates. Is it that or close with Obama or is it really just diddy?
Masterminded the whole thing like a fucking gangster? Hey, bro
You're you're going down that conspiracy like route more and more you're getting you're going
Conspiracy though, but we know what's a conspiracy
But what am I going down with this one? I think
Yeah, I just said that
I said a possibility. He is the gangster and he ran this whole blackmail
operation listen the guy was involved in music right and you get compromising
information on these guys and get them to sign very unfavorable contracts like
what better way to get a guy to sign an unfavorable contract where you're gonna
get billions because he was a billionaire. Yes, right you fuck that guy
Yes, and film it you get video of your boys fucking that guy filming it
You let him know you always have an underage girl. Will you put these guys on?
GHB or whatever the fuck they're putting them on they're out of their asses. They don't know what's going on. Yeah, sure
That's what he was doing, but you're like me and stuff
That's for sure. Do you know did he want a lawsuit against that alcohol company now called company rock
So rock he won like a billion dollar deal and once that happened then this all came out
Oh, well, what did he win?
What was the deal some some loss?
But it's some racism thing. Well, it's like you were like a really long
Everybody probably all knew this was like an open secret, the Diddy party thing.
It's almost like the Cosby thing.
He literally called them freak-offs.
He has pulled his lawsuit in the wake of the sexual abuse allegations levied against him.
Oh.
So he didn't win.
So let me ask you this.
No, he already won.
But hold on a second.
How much did Diddy win this or all?
Voluntarily dismisses racial discrimination lawsuit.
At this time Diddy split company.
That was January and then two months later it says they have an agreement.
The agreement included a 50-50 split with the company but now Diagos owns 100%.
It's estimated Diddy made about $60 million annually from the deal according to reports.
I bet you right now.
And Diddy made a lot of money back when there was money in music? I think lawyers are contacting his lawyers and going,
Hey, you want this to go away? million dollars. You know, that's going away. You know how
that this all started. Some lady came out and had all this evidence went to did also
the video of him beating the fuck out of that. But even at right after that some lady went up to his team and was okay
I have the evidence here. He raped me if you don't pay me
I'm gonna go live with it and they were like, yeah, good luck lady
She goes live with it and then a bunch of more people like oh shit and then an actual law firm was like no
There's a case here. They looked at the evidence. There's a case here
If you can do that to a woman beat her up you can do anything Sean Combs There's a case here
So I'm combs he's actually abusing 120 people including 25 mine dude 60 of them are dudes
Here's 120 okay, like with like with the Jeffrey Epstein thing I want to see how many people actually come forward because I think people are getting paid
I think what I'm saying go hey we're making a claim. Well listen if he's a billionaire
that's a thousand million dollars right so like how much of that is tied up how
much how many billions does he actually have? They go to you and they say we'll give you a
million dollars unless you want to drag this out. I bet it's a lot more than a
million Brian. Yeah maybe but I mean I'm saying that girl wanted 30 and he said no, I bet it's,
I don't know. Who knows? Right. But the thing is like, there's also murders. There's deaths.
Well, there's also people that mysteriously died in pneumonia. His baby, his baby mama died of drug
overdose yet she wasn't a drug addict at all. And she died in a Starbucks parking lot. No, it's 7am.
There's some, there's some sketchy shit involved in this and you know whether it's him or people
work with him or for him or I don't think we get the list. I think there's too many
powerful people that are involved with the left. I don't think we get a lot of fucking
music executives step down. You saw that right? Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of executives
lightly dipping out. Why do you honestly think that here's my theory on the Jeff Rabstein thing?
Cause I went down that rabbit hole.
I think he was probably like definitely worked for intelligence.
Probably massage or something.
And he had a shit load.
I went down that Darrell Cooper.
I went down Darrell Cooper's.
I love that guy.
Have you ever listened to the Marta made podcast?
Yes. That motherfucker is awesome. That guy got canceled in the stupidest fucking way's. I love that guy. Have you ever listened at the martyred podcast? Yes That motherfucker is awesome. That guy got canceled in the stupidest fucking way possible
I love that guy
But anyways just trying to say that there was a lot of factors involved in the the Nazis killing the Jews and one of them
That was like they were being starved out by the embargo by Winston Churchill listen to Darrell Darrell Cooper's
Podcasts, you know, he's not an anti-semite. No, you know, he's not an anti semi. No, you know, he's
not super sensitive. What he says is he was on Tucker Carlson's podcast and a bunch of
people went after it. It's the usual thing. They did it without context and nuance. He's
a very smart guy who has pity for both sides. He's such a smart guy. He does all the research
you want to learn about the Israeli Palestinian conflict conflict listen to fear and loathing in the New Jerusalem what did he say just listen
to it's a six it's a six give me a little synopsis it's a bit I can't do it
here but it's beautiful well that is such a fucked up situation down there
horrible but he really has had somebody who lived there for eight years of my
life and you live where eight years I lived in Lebanon and Saudi Arabia so I
lived in the Middle East for a long time he was he wasn't but he was in yeah, but but I know I I grew up around
The Arabs. I love the Arabs. I know the Arabs. I know Palestinians very well. I grew up around them
I grew up around Lebanese. I grew up around Saudi Arabians. I love those people so but but I also understand a lot about
Jewish history and when you listen to his podcast
That's all I say, is what
you will find is you will end up coming out, shaking your head, maybe saying a prayer,
because you won't have answers. You won't.
Pete Slauson Does anybody have an answer though?
Pete Slauson It's been going on for so long.
Pete Slauson It's been going on since Moses had a parting
of the ways with the Pharaoh. It's been going on BC, 1400 years.
Pete Slauson Like, there's no simple answer to it.
Pete Slauson The Hatfields and the McCoys. Pete Slauson That's it, by the way. Pete Slauson Middle East edition. Pete Slauson there's no simple answer feels in the McCoy's Middle East edition there's
no simple and I remind people that Gaza was mentioned in the Old Testament if you read
the Old Testament mentioned I don't know fucking 15 20 30 times right so it's always been a
rough place in one way or another but having said all those ancient places man dude you
know like I had a buddy who served in Afghanistan, many, many tours, and he told me some horror stories
this past weekend.
Horror stories.
Like what?
Like men raping men.
The amount of men he saw raping men, there's this guy that was like this mentally handicapped
guy that worked in this kitchen, and they would all rape him.
They would line up and rape this guy.
Why?
Because they just are used to doing that.
And they rape boys.
He said these guys were parading their boys like they have a harem of young boys and they
would parade them out.
The more boys you had, they're like the cooler you look to everybody else.
It's so common, he said.
And they don't view it as gay?
In some parts of that, I can't.
Is that your tough guy thing?
I don't know how they fucking wrap their heads around it.
A lot of it, a lot of it is this.
So you're separated in those very strict societies.
You are separated.
Boys and girls are separated completely.
And so when you start getting sexual, okay, and you have older boys with younger boys
and they're never around women, what happens is the younger boys end up getting fucked.
And by the way, I must remind everybody, it
ain't just in the Arab world. It's also in the upper echelon of British boarding schools.
They all get fucked when they're younger. Yeah, it's fucking rampant.
What about those American charter schools? You went to one.
I went to one of those.
What about the one you went to, bud?
Guys, it's a blur. It's a fucking blur and I'm not going to answer a bunch of questions.
This is not a court of law and I'm a straight man most of the time.
Yeah, if you have a bunch of 17-year-olds with no girls around.
That's what happens, bro.
Dangerous.
All of a sudden, you got no hair on your face, my dick is hard, what's going to happen?
But in Afghanistan, the stories my friend told me were fucking horrific.
So they just go around fucking...?
He said it's horrible.
He said it's horrible.
He says you see it all the time.
Guys getting gang raped, guys lined up you know that guy that
became the American Taliban you know that yeah the one over there he said that
guy got raped about a thousand times so they just raped they get that guy was in
prison for four years over there he was a prisoner and they just raped him
constantly constantly raped Jesus yeah this is what he said I don't know if
that's true if you're the Taliban guy you listen to this where's the loop when
you these all what I didn't even if that's true. If you're the Taliban guy and you listen to this. Where's Diddy's lube when you need it? He's all white?
I didn't even say your name.
But, you know, apparently that is just a part of that culture.
And they don't think it's gay.
They think it's like a dominant thing?
I don't get it.
It's only gay if you're smiling.
I don't get it.
It's only gay if you're wearing a rainbow.
If you're frowning the whole time?
If you're like, this is terrible.
This is fucking...
Did he say, I'm not gay? You have to say I'm not gay. This is terrible. When I nut your ass. It's just maintenance.
It's just maintenance. It's just imagine if they're doing that to the boys and the dudes
out there, what are they doing to the women? The thing is, is one woman got raped and they
blamed her for being a slut. They stoned her to death. Oh, she got raped by a guy
This is dark. Yeah, they said these are ancient ancient cultures. This is what it is
It's like if you went back three thousand four thousand years ago, that's how everybody behaved
Like we're just so accustomed to things like consent. We're so accustomed to things like the idea that rape is bad
Yeah, we're so accustomed
But if you go to those ancient, ancient cultures
that don't have any influence of the modern world.
I mean, yeah.
Even cavemen, they had the fucking...
Rape was a fat war.
Clubs, yeah.
Clubs and they would drag girls by their hair.
Cartoons joking around about it, remember?
Rape was a thing of all wars had mass rape.
Oh, horrible.
You ever read the rape of Nanking?
Yeah, I mean that's a book
With the Japanese she killed herself she killed herself the author the author killed herself why
When you go down that that when you and I went down she was that rabbit hole
No, she was a Chinese woman
She researched it when you I've gone down that rabbit hole don't know what just give me a dip dip my own cut
They take their samurai swords and cut holes and babies and fuck. Okay, I'm good in front of the parents. I'm good
I'm good. Hey check, please. All right. Yeah
I know it was it was a savagery that was so bad that even when it comes even the Japanese
Commanders when the reports came back they were like, hey, we got to do something. Yeah, but here's the thing man
This is like humans because if you go back to like the reports humans
there are reports of religious people that traveled with Columbus and the horrific things Columbus's men did to the Native Americans they found
They were raping the some of these people no worse than that. They some of these people had gold
So they found out they had gold they told them they didn't bring back their weight in gold
They were cut their arms off. That's right
So they cut their arms off in front of everybody else. Everybody else has scrambled to get gold. They would
force them to go do this. They would grab their babies and dash their brains out on
the rocks in front of the parents.
The Belgians did the same thing in the Congo. The kingly opposed men did the same shit in
the Congo with the rubber trees and stuff like that.
What's wrong with people? What the fuck is wrong with you?
They would cut your children's feet off and make you stare at them? When you get awful, awful people in power with no one to check
them and they're in a war and they've seen a bunch of shit already, they've seen horrific
things. It's like the cartel.
I think they're sadistic. They don't value life.
I think sadists come out of the woodwork in chaos and it's their opportunity to do the
things they've been dreaming about their whole life. There are artists of pain out there, artists of pain, which is why you should always
thank the Lord that the founding fathers solved the political problem. Where, what is that?
Checks and balances.
I knew he was going to bring it back to some CIA shit.
Power doesn't reside in one group's hands.
Brian's like, and this is why we should get booster shots.
And this is why we need that.
Harris Waltz, guys. we need that Harris Walls guys
We need that app to track you. It's really important. That's right that way you can vote. So here's my
Waltz guys the best
Was gonna hug JD Vance not in that debate
JD Vance a beast, but it JV Vance ate his fucking lunch. Oh dude, JD Vance is a beast.
But it's fascinating reading on X, you know, I follow a bunch of people on X that are both
like hardcore liberals and hardcore conservatives.
And the hardcore liberals had the craziest way of gaslighting that.
They mean like they were saying that he did great.
And then you know, he made it.
Yeah, he made all the right points and he won the debate hands down yeah I saw that it's you but it's
people saying that openly online to let everybody know what team yes that's what
it is it's a bunch of people that are there on this one team they're
terrified there their enemy is the right and no matter what the gaslight bullshit
and pretend that candidates who are horrible, horrible
candidates and any other time in history, I've got a light about a service record. The guy
lied about whether it was into him and square guy lied about whether he was a head football
coach or an assistant coach. This is too many lies, man. We're not going to believe you
when it comes to foreign policy. They ignore all of it. Yeah. That guy would be gone. Do
you ever see Biden when he said he graduated the top of his class and he was a double major?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was all lies. All lies.
But there's a little television that played that.
Yeah, and the McLaughlin group that used to be this political show on Sundays, Cokie Roberts said, he's done.
He'll never be in politics again. I mean, he's done.
And he also plagiarized, I think, his college apps.
Well, I told you we used to have Joe Biden night at Stitch's Comedy Club. No. I never told you that? No. I've talked about it a hundred times. We at in 1988
when Biden ran for president he got exposed as being a plagiarist so they he lost he got kicked
out and so it was so funny it was such a national scandal that we had Joe Biden night at Stitch's
Comedy Club we were like you would go up and do my act you would go up and do my act, I would go up and do your act. We would all do each other's favorite jokes. We would all do each other's
favorite jokes. If you went up and did Joey's act, that would be fucking hilarious. Awesome.
That's how bad it was. That's how bad it was. They just changed the narrative. Yeah, that's how bad
it was. It just took long enough where people kind of forgot and then they had so much control over
the media that they could sneak him in first as vice president, you know, and then they had so so much control over the media that they could sneak him in
first as vice president you know and then the vice president is except for JD Vance
the vice president is always weak it's always like a weak option it's always like someone
who doesn't outshine you it's like a guy who's like a a nervous headliner doesn't want a
killer middle act it's kind of same thing you want someone where they you know Dan Quayle
like don't shoot me you don't want this guy in you know it's that kind of same thing. You want someone where they you know, Dan Quayle like don't shoot me You don't want this guy in you know, it's that kind of
Who the fuck wanted Mike Pence to be the president of the Mike Pence zero people, right?
So, you know Trump is smart gets you know
You don't want some fucking assassin some guy who's like way better than you like Vivek is the perfect example
Oh, yeah, he's like that guy's good
He's way too smart to be
You know Bush
No, I was purposely gay remember that the vice president has as much power as the president gives him and Bush
Deliberately gave dick Cheney a lot of power. Oh, yeah, you want to go paint. Yeah
Oh, yeah, he wanted to go paint. Yeah
Yeah, dick Cheney ran the whole fucking evil cabal Yeah, yeah, it was nuts. Yeah, the whole thing's nuts
But if you go back to like Gerald Ford like they made Richard Nixon to jitty Tucker Carlson told us the whole fucking story about
Gerald Ford and about how Richard Nixon who was the most popular president ever was set up by the intelligence community because he was he wanted to expose who killed
JFK and then yeah, hey buddy get this
Yeah, the whole thing was an intelligence operation Joe Bob Woodward that was his first ever
Story yeah, so he's covering one of the most important stories ever and he was an intelligence agent
Intelligence agent comes over from the Navy. I think was it a Navy not sure See if you can find this the Tucker cross is bit with it with Tucker cross explaining
That was part of it as well, but Tucker Carlson explained it on the podcast is so why so Nixon was a good guy
Nixon was the most popular president by votes ever. Yeah ever yet
They smeared the shit smeared the fucking shit out of him
He won by the largest margin of any president in US history and then all we know is he's a crook
I'm not a crook fucking crook and because he didn't actually turn them in right so he had found out about it
That's why they didn't kill him. Yeah, that's why they didn't kill him. They just got rid of him
They just in the Gerald Ford who was also on the Warren Commission
They tried to kill Ford twice, You know two women. Nixon?
You know that Ford had two assassination attempts by women?
One from the Weatherman I think and one from the Manson clan. You know that? Oh, that makes sense. Well 14 days apart
14 days apart two women tried to kill Ford, but I think they were like here's a gun
Joe did you ask Trump about the assassination like there's nothing on it. Yeah
It's it's hard to corral Yeah. No one asked him about that.
It's hard to corral him.
Like I said, he's like very slippery.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
I mean that he just like, he talks.
The guy's a gifted talker.
He can just talk.
You never have to worry about him running out of things to say.
Sometimes he talks himself to corners, but he gets out of it.
But it's just like he free balls.
That's what he does.
And so when I was talking to him about the assassin, he was just joking around he got it
We started talking about the UFC because I wanted to see the scar on his ear
He doesn't have a little mark on his ear. Yeah, he did have a mark. Yeah, he does have a shot
It's a small mark on his ear, but your ear is filled with blood vessels here
That's why I bleed so much and heals quickly
So, you know, he's just talking about bone nickel and cauliflower ear the next thing you want to talk about who's the best ever?
He's a real about it. He's a real... He won't talk about it.
He's a real...
Well, he did a little bit, but he said it was surreal when he won the presidency.
It wasn't surreal when he got shot.
I thought that was fascinating.
Wow.
He said being in the White House was surreal.
He goes walking into Lincoln's bedroom, he goes, it was very surreal.
When he actually got into the White House, he said it just didn't make any sense.
It was very, very surreal.
He said getting shot did not seem surreal. He goes, he was on the ground. He knew he
was. They thought he was shot all over the place because of the blood, because it was,
you know, the fog of confusion and there's blood on his face and nobody knew where he
had been hit. You know, so they were all, and they got him out of there. But when he
stands up and says fight, fight, fight, that is one of the most American things of all time. Of all time. Of all time.
You can't fake that. That guy got shot. He didn't know if people were still out there
shooting. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on. That guy stood up and said, fight, fight,
fight. And he got out of there. What do you want to ask Kamala? I want to talk to her
like a human being. I would say, what is the experience like of being the vice president?
You never had any kind of national exposure at this level
like what is that what is this the the
The pressure of that like like what's what's it like when you get in there when you want to do things and you can't make
Them happen like what do you think you can do differently as the president versus what you've been doing as a vice president
Is it is it frustrating to not be able to do the things you want to do?
What do you think that you could do to fix certain things that the world thinks are a real problem in this country. Just give people that give her some time. I might not agree with her
I don't know let her talk. Well, she was a DA. She had a big girl job. It's like it's not like she had a real job
I like her big girl job. I mean sex is piece of shit
Big job, it's a good job. It's a big boy
It's just a big job. It's a good job.
It's a big boy, big girl job.
It's a real job.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like being a DA is a real job.
It's a good job.
That's why I'm so surprised that she doesn't have more confidence.
Dude, it's a different skill talking in front of an audience when people hate you.
Yeah.
Okay?
There's a whole thing going on where the amount of...
She's got a sympathetic press.
No, it doesn't matter.
The amount of people that don't think she should be there, she's never won the primary, that's
got to be in your head. One of the cameras you got put in there
You know is kind of a coup. Yeah, I mean Jim Gaffigan even made that joke at the what's the Al Smith there? Yeah
That's kind of a kind of constantly telling her not to cackle right and then when she does you know in her head
She's thinking fuck
Everybody on site go
It's a terrible way to find out who a person is it's a terrible way debates are a terrible way
It's a talking publicly when you're reading off a teleprompter
It's a terrible way the pressure the amount of people that are fucking look
I've been a host on a show before and one of the things that happens is you get all these Executives in your ear and they're all telling you do this do that don't do this don't do that and it starts to fuck with your
Head yes, it fucks with your head. So you just talk to her. You just want to have a conversation conversation
not fucking
Also she's going here's the deal right she right? She's going from campaign stop to campaign
stop to campaign stop. How much room is in there for reading? How much room is in there
for learning about these policies? I'm not sleeping.
You're not sleeping. You're tired all the fucking time. How much, there's constant pressure.
You're worried about fucking up. So once you fuck up a couple of times, it's like bombing
on stage. Yeah.
And you're like, oh my God, I'm gonna fall over.
Somebody said running for president is like going through ten
thousand car washes it's just constant that's a good way of putting constant and
it's boring you're exhausted you gotta do the same speech over and over you
got to be careful about what you say what's crazy about the work huh
don't you have to work no no one's running the country country countries countries on autopilot a Tesla just cruising down the highway with those things crash all the time
She go down to the border when he made her the borders are and then we didn't hear from her
Oh, she was never the borders are don't you watch MSNBC?
That crazy there's so many videos of them calling her the borders
I do her such a disservice because the mainstream media couldn't be more on her side and they blatantly gaslight us and we're all like hey
He still haven't caught up to the internet. It's amazing. Don't they don't understand
How is that possible because they're delusional the same they've had so much power for so long
They're like a movie star or something, but they're like everybody's been kissing their ass for so long that they're delusional
They also went to the same college and study the same shit They dress the same I'd watch the same Ted. I think there's a lot of the same ones when like
Kamala says whatever she says like when she brings up like shit that's been debunked like Charlotte
And all that shit
I think of course they know the people that have half a brain know that it's full of shit
But they're not worried. No, they're not worried about it for the don't keep the people that are in the trance
Keep them in your trash. Don't worry
Go to great
I think if Kamala Harris came on with Joe and
Actually spoke from her heart and just talked about what she believes and even said I don't know
I bet you that would that I think she if she doesn't do that 100%
She's good. I mean, I don't think that's impossible. I don't think she's capable of it. I don't think she's capable
Really? No, no, no, and that's why they're preventing her from going over. We're so deep in some shit
There's no way to be because because if you're honest, you're gonna be talking about shit
That's gonna bury her margin of error right now is so small
Yeah, if she comes on here and gets exposed even more
this is the biggest platform it's it's already over it just makes it worse if she if she goes
like pure honesty she buries herself so she has no choice but to keep doing what she's doing
and keep like which isn't working not answering questions come on just fucking but how about come
on and talk about what you want to do differently
She said nothing deep state. She said nothing the deep state wants chaos. They want civil war
They want nuclear war and that's what I want three
Yeah, because that's the only thing that's gonna keep them out of Guantanamo Bay
That's that's that's what it is and we're headed to another war when you're going to want on a mobile
You want civil war you want you would rather live in a Mad Max
Society than go to Guantanamo for treason. Why you think Trump is gonna clean out?
He won't a lot of a lot of motherfuckers are
Doing shit that's against the Constitution and that's treasonous and I think that's what this is all about
I think it's just this is all about.
I think it's just there's just two sides. It's not Republican or Democrat. It's good
and evil. There's people that want like good shit to happen and there's people that want
evil shit to happen. That's all it is. And when you're on the evil side, I always say
the goal of this Republic is what individual liberty we have to preserve individual liberty of course that's the common sense but when you're a fucking criminal
he's back guys he's back a criminal that could face charges you don't want that
shit yeah you'd rather have Mad Max yes it was between living in a Mad Max
society and living in prison what would you you choose? Mad Max mad man. I choose Mad Max bro
We need a ranch and we can have a dope ass Mad Max compound
How big is the ranch big did you go back and watch my boy?
I watch world war two like two months ago. I'm like, oh my god. There's a piece of shit
It was so great when the eighties when you look back at road warrior to the Mad Max
The the first one was shit and then the second one warrior to the Mad Max the the first one was shit
And then the second was supposed to be the big ones the second one with Tina Turner. No, that's the third one
Yeah, the second one was the best
You look back at it and it's it's really bad the new ones are good like the new Mad Max is go come on
What would it be called the fury?
No, I'm not talking about that. No, I'm talking about the one with Tom Hardy. There was a woke one
I think they didn't know new kind of woke. Yeah, they're all crap now
I don't know
When I went back and watched I'm like, oh my god, they all suck
There's like a gang of fucking murderers.
There's a gang of murderers.
They're all in motorcycles and trucks.
And there's a tiny little fucking oil pump in the middle of the desert and they can't
get in.
They can't get in this fucking place.
They're like, oh, they got fire.
They got like flamethrowers.
We can't get in. I'm like, Okay, when you go back
at it, you pick it apart. It's
it doesn't. What's the best movie you've seen the past that
holds up? What movies hold up apocalypse now holds up. Good
Fellas holds up. Not too many other ones. Fast Times of
Ridgemont High that holds up big trouble in Little China.
I'm not going gonna comment on that one
I don't know cuz I've ever been too but not too many moves from the 80s hold up like today they
could still predator commandos what movies from 80s I went back and I remember remember the
southern comfort do you remember that movie southern comfort now it was about like yes it
was about an army like army platoon they go out in the bayou and they have like blanks
Yeah, and like hillbillies fucking killer because they I always thought that was the greatest movie ever. I went back and watched them
like
Breakfast club and actually holds it doesn't hold up. I think so. That's not possible
Maybe you know what's interesting about those old movies like what was wrong with us back then that we thought that was good?
It's all we had.
We were retarded.
But it's all you had.
Now we're like, oh, we know the trick.
This is bullshit.
I think we're seen as the evolution of society.
You can watch it through media.
Go back and watch a James Cagney movie and then think of how people behave today.
You're watching an evolution of the way people behave that probably is only possible
when people get to watch each other like that.
Yeah.
And even comedy, like comedy in the eighties, Doug, you go back and watch Eddie Murphy shit.
You're like, okay, I don't know.
You know what I mean?
And you're like, Delirious, so great.
And fucking the other one when he's in a blue suit.
Raw.
Raw.
Go back and watch that.
Go back and watch that.
The curtain gets pulled. It does. It does. The only, to me, the only thing that's, the only stand up that holds
up in the eighties is like Sam Kinison. When you watch Sam Kinison at the Roxy in Hollywood,
that shit still holds up. That was fucking classic. But not much from the eighties holds
up. You watch sitcoms, sitcoms in the eighties? Total bullshit.
The internet has pulled the curtain back in a lot of ways. Like the magic trick doesn't work anymore.
Well, it's not just that. It's like humans have evolved culturally. We've evolved the way we talk and think.
That's what it is. It's like that other way of doing things is stupid.
90s comedy holds up. Like Martin Lawrence, You So Crazy, Chris Rock, all that shit shit that shit still is powerful the 90s then in musically the 90s
I'll change sound guard that shit holds up. That's the whole hot tub time machine
90 shit holds up music and comedy 90s
I think 90s was probably the best decade 80s was like the test market and then 90s they perfected it nine-inch nails
Soundguard Alice and change some cool cars. I'll fuck out change Here the 90s some cars to and then boxing to boxing
Junior bodybuilding in the 90s all that shit. That's where that's when the tech industry came in
That's what that's Apple and then 2000 is when music started going down the world's internet fucked up music
How much the world has changed just in our lifetimes
it's so nuts it's not great think about the changes do you think it's all for
the positive like you look at like mental health all that shit yeah there's
more challenges there's more challenges there's more challenges like the rules
there's also way more information like we have way more of an understanding
that information leads to knowledge, wisdom, and truth,
though?
Or does it lead to a lot of misinformation?
You get dumbasses where they can search anything
and validate the place.
Let's ban misinformation.
I don't think that's.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
That's what Tim Wall said.
You can't have free speech when it involves hate speech.
You have misinformation.
Like, yeah, you can, stupid.
That is actually a part of
yeah I don't know if all that information leads us to any to the promised land and also there's
no like back in the day there was like straight-up movie stars and people you looked up to now you
turn you turn on Instagram you see you know takes down the fourth wall there's no bands anymore do
you realize technically on paper the data like band bands like bands with like four or five guys used to be
Dominating the music there used to be like 150 bands in the top 500 now. There's like two bands
But don't you there's no more bands
Single but because I'm TV MTV killed that it's easier to make one star than deal with five bands, right?
It's easier to make one star than deal with five bands, right?
That's why I'm saying you can do it all by yourself now you don't need a bad five guys there's no more bands anymore No, you know, there's no like the last band was like Kings of Leon and fucking imagine dragons. Nobody wants it
There's no more bad. Nobody wants to listen to a whole album. Nobody wants to listen to a whole hour
Yeah, nobody wants to watch a whole movie like we've gotten with this gotten this TikTok brain, this highlight reel. It's not good. It's not good. Yeah. Because I think like for me growing up,
watching movies, certain movies, they almost gave me my moral compass. They gave me like,
oh, you have to work hard because like maybe it was a myth, but, but like rock that I was like,
if you work hard enough, you'll get your hand raised at the end of the day. That shit was like,
If you work hard enough, you'll get your hand raised at the end of the day.
That shit was like, that shit was like a good movie.
That was a good, that's what I'm saying. It was a good thing.
Try watching it now.
I know, but it was a good thing.
I do watch it now.
I sit my son down and go, you're watching this shit.
And my son, my son is the kind of guy he wants to know what happens
at the end of the movie goes, daddy, tell me Rocky's going to win.
Tell me he's gonna win
Oh, you gotta watch it. You gotta watch it goes. Oh, I don't know tell me he's gonna win
He's like he doesn't he wants to know the end
Rockies a great that that holds by the way
Dude
Are you kidding? Rocky IV? All the Rockies!
Dude, Apollo dies in the ring!
Apollo dies in the ring!
And there's no EMTs, no doctors.
It's just Rocky holding his head going,
Eeeeh, go 9-1-1!
It's like the dumbest shit!
There's no EMTs!
There's no EMTs! There's no EMTs!
It's just Rocky holding a dead boxer!
Go 9-1-1!
There was no doctors! dead box Russia biggest fight in history James Brown walked out
is it
cross the mission remember that shit it's the biggest
Vegas and they have no doctor doctors
in drug is a stand they're going in a daze he does you can't No doctors. Drago is just standing there going, if he dies, he
dies. You can't save anybody from Drago bro. There's no doctor in the world. But the thing
that holds up over all this time is sports. Sports holds up. Sports really hasn't changed.
You know more about the stars, but at the end of the day it's pretty black and white.
Dude, World Series right now. I would put Marvin Hagler up against anyone alive today.
Or a young George Foreman. Or a young Roberto Duran? How would Hagel do against someone like Canelo, Bevel?
Oh my god, it would be crazy.
His technique was fucking,
Marvin Hagel was unstoppable.
He only had one knockdown in his career, it was bullshit.
He got knocked down by Juan Roald Dane,
but he like kinda cuffed him on the back of the neck
and he slipped forward and they called it a knockdown.
Argentina Juan Roald Dane.
That's right, he was a tank.
He was a 90s boxer. I'm rolled down that's right what what boxing matches in the 90s had like a little question mark
about like damn was that rig there had to be rigged now is bigger than ever because now NFL is
all in with draft Kings and fan. So it's all over the internet that football is rigged.
It's rigged by bigger than ever. Yeah, but it's rigged by the refs given favorable calls
like the Chiefs. They're good for ratings. The Lakers, they get more calls than the other.
It's really in everyone's analyzing all the calls.
Now look at these calls.
Right?
Jamie, it's bigger than ever now.
It's huge.
It's viral that NFL is rigged by the refs.
Well, didn't some NBA refs wind up going to jail?
That's what I'm saying.
One guy they found out, he was born and raised in Boston.
His whole family grew up huge Boston Celtics fan whenever he was the ref for the Boston
Celtics their numbers were wild he got fired
Hey boys my flights in two hours
What time's your flight here for four hours? Oh our flight?
Airports 15 minutes away. I miss this hang. I miss this. I know we don't get it in now the og hang
You know a couple times a couple times. I was sitting here. Just listening guys fucking ramble
No
Like damn this is like a virtual reality 3d
Replay This is like a virtual reality 3D replay.
How many have we done?
It's like in time, and I'm like, it's real,
but it seems like damn, we're fuckin'.
Listen, we're part of a fun thing.
How many have we done with these?
I don't know, bro.
It has to be a hundred.
It has to be a hundred.
No, not a hundred.
How many, Jamie?
50.
I think the total fight in Kansas is around 60 maybe.
60?
We've done that before.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Yo, when someone tells me, goes, you know how many times you've been on JRE? I swear to God,
I guess like 15, 20, and thinking it's a lot, 15 to 20, I'm thinking how many times you've been on
JRE? I'm like 20, 15? They go, dude, 85. I'm like, what? I think Shaw is the most times of anybody.
He's number one. He's number one and up. And when I heard that shit, I'm like, what? I think Shaw is the most times of anybody. He's number one.
He's number one and up.
And when I heard that shit, I was like, no fucking way is it 80 times.
Yeah, and it is.
How is that possible?
You guys are one, two, and three at the same time.
I get a kick out with Joe.
I don't know if you get this.
I get so many people call me up.
They're like, bro, what's up?
Good.
Dude, we got this thing.
I'm like, oh, here it comes.
It goes, it'd be a great thing for Joe. And I'm like, and you could make money too. I'm like, if I get pitched, I go
like this, I go, I go, okay, okay. This I gotta call him right now. I'm calling him
right now. I'm calling him right now. I gotta call him right now.
Brian Callan never changes his cell phone. These are the same cell phones at the beginning
of time. Brian Callan never changes his cell phone. These are the same cell phones
To get to you there's all the people that I know people are contacting them to get a hold of me to get a hold
Crazy fucking it's crazy. It's crazy for me to they know if they get on JRE
You're gonna be a millionaire, right? It's what basically that's what they think everyone think like if I just get this product
But what's wild is that we've all been on there so many fucking times
I don't think about it, but you've this never it's never been different. No, like right when we sit down
It's always fun, it's like we're not trying to sell anything. Yeah, we're having a good time
We've been friends for the beginning of time. I've been friends for you with like almost 30 years
Yeah, I met you in 98. Yeah crazy that you and I yeah, and I met in 1996 96. We're closer to 30 years
That's pretty fucking years. I was like you and I've known each other for a fucking and here we were a baby
I'm mad shit and Trump Trump you know the crazy thing is tossing Sam Tripoli was on before Trump
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Joe of comedy in Morristown, New Jersey, dude that place rocks
Yeah, there's room for more clubs in Austin.
We're talking about opening up another one in Austin.
Like a little baby one.
We're so jammed up.
Hard to compete.
Ben Bankus, he just moved here.
So Ben Bankus, I was in Calgary.
That motherfucker got up and did like 10 minutes.
I was howling.
He came off, I was like, bro, you're the fucking real deal.
He's very
Cat yeah, very very very funny and a good dude. Oh, yeah, he's fun How'd you have your boy Nick bit of the mothership so funny? That's fucking monster. You like them. Yeah
Funny there's so many comics here now that it's almost too many and like we need more stage time
We were talking about doing club must be pump is killing it red
That's true. Yeah, it's only two like how many doors down is it from us?
Five doors down
Walk five doors down. It's red bands club, and it's a it's a nice big club hundreds of years ago you know i'm here promoting a special at the mothership right too bitch i set it up yes how do you i know the place don't you think i know yeah it's like when
you ask you're aware you're at the sphere i'm like bitch i work there you know that the sphere you
gotta see it joe i'm sighted what are you gonna come down for my special now i'll be there when is
it when is this day january uh i'm there jan 11 12 and 13. What are you gonna name it if false gods? Okay? Oh, that's a good name
Yeah, that's a good name. Yeah, beautiful if I'm yeah
Great fucking time that's
I can't wait the club is so it's just set up the right way. It's all set up for us
It's like there's no consideration of anything other than what's best for the show
Everything was done with what's best for the show not to make more other than what's best for the show.
Everything was done with what's best for the show.
Not to make more money, what's best for the comics, what's best for the show, let's make
it the most fun place ever, let's make it legendary.
But I want to do another one.
I want to do another one.
Yeah, I want to do it somewhere else.
I think once we develop a big enough group of comics, and we're developing a lot of comedians
out of there too because we have open mic mic night two nights a week and we have a
lot of showcase spots there's a lot of spots where these really talented young
people move here get to go up and then they go on the road with like Duncan or
Bryan Simpson or Tony will take them on the road and it's like it's a real
developmental cycle and all the people that work there as door people they all
audition with their act that's how they get the job so they're all
talented comedians that how they did the comic store too yeah
are you gonna open it in Austin but different because the comic you could
just join you could be terrible hey how about I think lost Austin first I think
we'll open up another one in Austin maybe the other side of Austin and then
we'll open up in another city I think maybe since Orange County California so red you know and
the thing is you have a lot of talent there so the way the way that this club
worked because everybody moved here because everything else was shut down
but they move here right moved here so yeah so find a spot was already given
my year to move there
well not just that you want to ask our com yet east coast of the new york is
so you want to go with our already exist but make it a super favorable
environment so they make more money there it's it's easier you set the club
up so the comics don't get hassled
they have a place to hang out the green green room and talk to each other and talk shit
And then you make it so it's just set up for the better men of comedy
That's it And you don't have to like don't try you got to do it
We're not trying to make money you got to do it where you're just trying to like not lose money and
That's it. And if you do it that way you could do it
Only happened out of a lucky thing. The lucky thing
was COVID. Newsome. You should give him 10%. Well, it's not just Newsome, it was New York too,
because a lot of guys came from New York because they couldn't handle it anymore. Because New York
was crazy. You needed a vax car to get on stage. There was a lot of bullshit. And so they came to,
during the whole nonsense of it, when you could do stand up here indoors. And so when we were doing
the Vulcan, no one was doing stand up
indoors anywhere. And we were doing it every night. We were
just that place was hopping Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Monday night kill Tony, it was hopping wing weekends guys would
fly in Vulcan still happening. Yeah, Vulcan is great. Vulcan
is right down there's we have so many clubs just on that street.
Besides the mothership. There's Vulcan right over there. There's
a creek in the cave, which is fucking awesome. There's what is that black rabbit?
That was called
And then right there, but they have stay in a cap city, too
But it's a ways out cities on the other side of town
But then you have sunset which is Red Band's club was only five doors down from mine
Like there's a lot of clubs just right there. That's great
And so there's a lot of stage time but there's so many comedians and they're just moving
here all the time.
And I'm always trying to recruit people and I'm always trying to get people to move here.
And I feel like as people move here and we need more spots, we'll just expand.
Love it.
The whole idea is just that this fucking thing should not be run by anyone other than comics.
Yeah, agree.
That this should not-
Agreed.
We were influenced for so long by Hollywood. They dangle that
carrot of TV shows and talk shows over everybody's head and everybody changed their act and everybody
just they became what they thought Hollywood wanted them to be.
So they could be in the movie.
Remember the whole thing was to get a sitcom and start a stand up.
You know how many times I told that story?
And even on your podcast where when we first started hanging out like in 98 and I was like damn
You it was before news before fear factor after news radio. I remember like damn I'm hanging out with an actor
We're gonna go to these fucking Hollywood parties and I'd say Joe
When are we going to these holly's party and you were like fuck those?
And I'm like what he goes dude. They're fucking piece of shit people
You don't want to go to these fucking parties
I'm like god damn it. I wanted to go to the party with him remember. Yeah
He never wanted to get an argument like he'd be like why are you in the second?
Because you got a fucking study active we were getting like
Arguments where our girls at the time were like what the fuck's going on people in the other tables
We're like I was like fucking you got to study. It's dude do stand up you bitch well I knew that you were really funny
on stage and I knew that you were neglecting it because you were trying so
hard to get TV shows I was like dude you're you you're worshipping false gods
yeah you were always you were always comedy first TV show second even while
fear fight then you got fear factor
I remember we were gonna do a private lesson
I was a purple belt and you were a blue belt and you wanted to learn some twister shit
And I showed you that crotch ripper stuffing you say yo
I can't I can't train this Tuesday or whatever I got this fucking crazy audition with this show
They're gonna sick dogs on people
And then we started training again weeks weeks went by and go, remember that
fucking stupid show that they fucking want me, dog? And I'm like, oh shit, that was the
beginning of Fear Factor. I came into the audition of Fear Factor, banged up on Edibles.
Yeah. Really? He did every show. Dude, those producers, I was on the set, he would bring
me up, the producers and the directors, they just let Joe do whatever he wanted to go you had lollipops remember back before there was dispensary this is before
weed was still totally illegal but there was one dispensary no you can get medical medical weed
was legal and i have headaches i remember that place i remember that place in inglewood there
was one fucking place wellness center yeah we went to one place we stopped going there because
the guy got shot?
I forgot he got shot.
That guy got shot.
Yeah, the guy that used to take care of us there, because they used to do it only cash.
Because you couldn't use credit cards back then.
I was with you.
Yeah, they shot that dude.
He had a lollipop during Fear Factor.
Oh yeah.
Every session.
Because I did the first four episodes sober and it was so boring.
And then I started doing it on Edibles.
I'm like, this is awesome. This is a show so fun stop doing comedy because most most comedians
once they get into TV they thought yeah they do a comedy when I were he got
harder with comedy yeah you and I were in New York and I know that you and I
were in New York and I remember the first time I realized you were getting
famous I don't know if you remember this, probably not, but we were, I think you had done Fear
Factor, it was after the first season.
And we're walking and a cop, two cops walk by and the cop's eyes are this big and he
goes, Joe Rogan.
And you were like, hey, how you doing?
And I was like, dude, fucking this is when it starts.
And it was the first time we were on this.
What it really was, was after the first season, it was hot. But when
after the first season, you did the Super Bowl halftime Victoria
secrets lingerie show fear factor style. And we watched it
at your house like yo, playboy playmates, whatever, something
like that. Yeah, playboy playmate halftime Super Bowl.
So he never watched Super Bowl in his life. But now he's
watching the Super Bowl. It was the Rams winning, I think. And then after the Super Bowl, it was like fine.
It was after like one season, he went, nobody went up to him, but we went to Baja Fresh.
I'll never forget. We went to Baja Fresh right after the Super Bowl. And when we parked and
we started walking, two motherfuckers, one dude, hey Joe, in the car and we're like,
oh shit. And then we walked like 15 more yards under another dude
Like oh, and we looked at each other like oh shit things are gonna change now
This is like pre internet to fame was still weird
New writer was weird
You didn't know you were famous you weren't sure you know you kind of knew that the TV show is successful
We didn't know what nobody was coming up to you like nobody came up to you for like a news radio
No, I never recognize
Yeah, do Goldberg seven years or whatever the fucking school. Do you never you don't sell tickets that way
So things all podcast you sell tickets off
You know I saw tickets at some clubs
But there were clubs that I was already going to you know
I already built a market like Houston and Phoenix and different places where I did stand up all the time
Don't don't you think fame's tougher on your kiddos? Yeah. Well, it sucks for the kiddos. You keep them away from it
Yeah, you don't you don't want to some guys bring them out and show them possible to the world. I don't pictures. Oh, yeah
I don't think that's a good idea.
But a kid being famous is the worst.
Like having-
Has it worked out for anybody?
I've never seen one kid that became famous as a child and is cool and normal as an adult.
They're always a little scrambled.
And now we used to think, we always used to think, like, we knew that kids, like famous
kids in movies and TV shows, they always ended up fucked up and on drugs.
We always knew that, like, oh, it's just too much fame.
But now we know what the, why they're fucked up.
Now we know why they're fucked up.
How many of those child shows, there was some pedophiles.
Yo, now we know why.
You know one of the ways that Nickelodeon weirdo
got busted, he had people over his house
and he had a bunch of artwork from John Wayne Gacy
It was like showing it off and someone on the staff was like, hey, dude, that's fucking weird
What? Yep, and that's when they started becoming privy to it. Why he had a bunch of artwork from your show about that. Yeah
Yeah Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's like that mean
Direct connection to the white but it wasn't like in his basement. It was like a centerpiece
Like when the clown you see we got that photo of Bill Clinton up now. Oh, yeah. I saw that the painting
That's new yeah
The dress in the blue dress. Yeah, we got that. Be sick of you at the real one Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that he's turned on Kamala money? Isn't it crazy that he turned on Kamala who?
We would have vetted them there would have been it wouldn't have been any murders. Like, whoa, what is that about? That is true.
Bill Clinton was not a cool Democrat.
Bill Clinton during the debates, when he won, you go back and watch that. That was a master
politician. He was very good. He was smart. He made so much. And he, by the way, he killed
it as a president. The economy was booming.
Considered a formidable intellect for meanwhile, another Arkansas and all the drug trade.
Yeah, that was all him.
Yeah, we're gonna make the economy.
Okay.
Look at my face.
Look at my face.
Also, don't you think but don't but hold on.
Don't you think that all of those guys when they get to that point, they're compromised?
Yes, 100%.
He was the only way they're going to let you...
He was the governor of Arkansas when all that shit was happening.
Especially before the internet. That's why he became president.
Yes. Because...
Especially before the internet, man, you had to be dirty for you to be playing the game.
I think some of them get involved and they thought they would never get caught.
Yeah, I think some of them get involved and make a difference,
and then you get to a certain level where you have to be compromised and you can't play the race.
But imagine you're playing... Yeah, they won't let you in. But Eddie, hold on. Imagine you're playing the game and you don't even know I think some get involved to make a difference and then you get to a certain level where you have to be compromised I can't play the race imagine
Eddie hold on you imagine you're playing the game and you don't even know the internet is a possibility
So you think you're always gonna be running things like this and then you know
Like one of the questions that I asked Trump the big one was about the JFK files
So I was like why didn't you release them because I I told him you had said publicly
That if they showed you what they showed me, you wouldn't release it either. And so one of the things he was talking about
was some of those people are still alive. And I said, well, what you're implying by
some of those people that are still alive, you mean in the government? He essentially
said yes. And I said, so what you're implying is they would be implicated in the murder
of JFK. So the government is implicated in the murder of JFK. Some people that were involved in intelligence agency or something that may be still alive
were implicated in the murder of JFK.
So he's all going to get it out once he gets into office.
So there'll be a cleansing.
So that's how he described it.
That's another reason they don't want him in there.
100%.
That's definitely.
It's a huge reason they don't want him running the house.
There's a lot of shit like that. Just the stuff they did with the 51 intelligence, former intelligence agents that signed off and said the 100 Biden laptop ad was, the laptop was disinformation from Russia. Just that alone.
Just that alone. That alone should change their whole mind.
I always go to Occam's Razor like dumb, lazy.
Don't you do this, you son of a bitch.
Dumb and lazy.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like I always go, hey.
He just said all in conference.
All in conference.
Yeah, but they're always like.
What about JFKB?
Well, they're always like.
Bro, you better get on that flight
before your handler starts calling you.
Whoa!
He's texting it right now.
He's texting it right now, bro.
He's like, listen, Brian, hold the line.
They're saying, hold the line. They're saying hold the line.
Hold the fucking line.
Guys, vaccines are real.
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's what I'm getting.
I'm just reading.
I'm just reading the latest press.
Go shoot the Red Mesner and come see me in Buffalo at helium November 7, 8, 9.
Do you have a website, Brian Callan?
BrianCallan.com.
Okay.
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