The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016

Episode Date: October 9, 2016

Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub, Cameron Hanes, and Eddie Bravo to watch the fights on October 8, 2016.

Two, one, yes! We're live, ladies and gentlemen. UFC 204 Fight Companion with my brother Edgy Bra is here. Hello. That's it. First time ever in the Fight Companion. Cameron Haynes is here, ladies and gentlemen. What's up? And of course, Brandon motherfucking Sharp, aka Big Brown. And we're here live for the Bisping versus Henderson rematch. A fucking huge fight for the middleweight championship of the world in Bisping's hometown of Manchester, England.

They are going to be going off when he gets to that cage. Never lost? Where? Over there? Yeah, over there. He's never lost. Well, dude, there's some serious love for Bisping in Manchester. When I went to Bisping, to Manchester to watch him fight,

I remember thinking, I've seen him fight a couple times in England, I believe. But when you see him over there, you realize, oh, they just don't like him in certain parts of America. In England, he's giganti. Super stunk. He's the reason why MMA's so big over there. Huge over there Like you don't realize it

Because there's been a bunch of times For whatever reason The fans turned against him And some events Here For talking shit Like the time when he said the F word Fag

But in England it's different It's not a homosexual term Isn't it a cigarette? Yes So when he uses it over You know what I'm saying He didn't mean it in that tone Right but that's how he was saying it he wasn't saying it like it

was a cigarette he was saying it but but over there it's a little different you know I'm saying like they throw it around in a different connotation you got this is what you always understand when it comes to trash-talking when two dudes are trash-talking each other you cannot expect them to keep it PC okay what they're trying to do is humiliate each other, is verbal warfare. And you can't say that that's his position on gay people. No. I mean, maybe it's rude for him to say it.

Maybe it's rude for him to insinuate there's anything wrong with being homosexual. Definitely. But he's fucking with that guy. You've got to understand, this is not like a deposition in court. This is not like his ultimate feelings on homosexuality.

That's some Donald Trump shit. He's calling some dude a fag because he wants to punch him in the face. Yeah, hopefully he doesn't run for presidency. Exactly. We were talking about that Trump thing way over here. It's like that movie The Campaign with Will Ferrell. It's like, you can't make this shit up.

How crazy is it that it's a joke to say, hey, you better watch what you say or you'll get murdered by Hillary. Isn't that crazy? It's a joke. And everyone knows it. They say, you better watch what you say. Hillary will kill you. And that chick is running for president? And that's like a joke.

Did you ever see that meme? There's a meme of a deer laying on the side of the road. It's dead. And it said, what did that deer know about Hillary Clinton? See, it's a joke. Everyone's laughing. That chick is going to be president. Everybody's laughing.

Everybody's laughing. The only reason we would laugh is because it's true. That's the only reason we would laugh. Yeah, it wouldn't be funny if you did that about Oprah. No, that's not funny. That's a legit point. That's not funny at all. It's totally true.

Yeah, it really is. Well, there's that kid who, according to WikiLeaks. There it is. According to WikiLeaks, the kid who is the DNC leak was the kid that got murdered outside of his place. Damn. Yeah. That kid got shot in the back at 4 o'clock in the morning outside of his apartment. And according to the Julian Assange guy, I don't know if he knows for sure, but he believes that that guy's the the leak that's the guy who sent the leaked emails Jesus about them

supporting Hillary over Bernie Sanders like deliberately trying to get Bernie Sanders out of the picture cool yeah I'm not I'm not talking shit on Hillary and Bill Clinton I'm just saying the gangster you know what what I mean I'm not saying it's bad they're like Tony Montana yeah hey I will did you like Tony Montana when you watched Scarface

I did that's basically what Bill Clinton is like basically he's kind of like Narcos look at this

what Jamie just put up there the missing hours of murdered DNC staffer alone in a bar guzzling beer depressed over trouble with his girlfriend the WikiLeaks-linked

analyst refused to ride home, refused a ride home, and staggered out in the middle of the night to his mysterious death. That's a rough night. Yeah, it could have been just shitty decision-making. Yeah, that's a little too convenient. It's a little too... How about that one

girl who got... I think she got suicided. She was going to testify in the Paula Jones case with Bill Clinton and Paula Jones back in the day. And she was going to be the witness. Boom. She gets. What's suicided, bro? Suicided means.

You pretend that someone killed themselves. They pretend she killed herself? No, no. Yes. But they make it really, really obvious that it wasn't a suicide. It's like leaving a statement. Do you guys remember the guy who was the whistleblower for Enron who shot himself in the head twice? Sure do.

Yeah. They did that on purpose. Twice. Twice. He shot himself in the head twice. And they said it was a suicide. We don't see anything wrong with this. Everything seems normal.

That's a real story. If you have anything to do with politics and you get suicided, if you look into it, it's probably going to be pretty obvious it wasn't a suicide. Maybe. I could see Wiener commit suicide soon. No, because he's not in office. Who? Anthony Wiener. He just can't not

send a dick pic. Dude's a freak. He's bought it up, too. For his age, I'm not mad at it. Don't have your kid in the bed, though, posting dick pics. That's not good. That's where I draw the line. That guy, for sure, should get into stand-up comedy. I agree. He's a powerful speaker.

He's obviously a mess. I bet he's hilarious. Did you see that Robert De Niro speech about Donald Trump? No, De Niro? Dude, Robert De Niro is like, for 30 seconds, he goes, that scumbag I want to fucking punch Donald Trump

in the face you think this last thing maybe not exactly like that for sure just punch in Robert De Niro

talks mad shit on Donald Trump wow I got some good candidates it's highly produced let's bring it to the beginning

Jamie there's a message to the beginning, Jamie. There's a message to Donald Trump. And put it in our ears so we can hear this. Can you do it? Is it all right? Or no? He's so blatantly stupid.

He's a punk. He's a dog. He's a pig. A mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about. Doesn't do his homework. He's an idiot. Colin Powell said it best. He's a pig, a mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about, doesn't do his homework. He's an idiot. Colin Powell said it best. He's a national disaster. He's an embarrassment to this country. It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point,

that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. He talks how he wants to punch people in the face. Well, I'd like to punch him in the face. This is somebody that we want for president? I don't think so. What I care about is the direction of this country. And what I'm very, very worried about is that it might go in the wrong direction with someone like Donald Trump.

If you care about your future, vote for it. Jesus. Well, if he's voting for Hillary, he's an idiot. Well, before I was going to vote, but now well if he's for Hillary he's an idiot well before he didn't say Hillary now is he going for it so if he's saying I mean he didn't say we got a crazy choice here Donald motherfucking Trump and Hillary holy shit we know Hillary's crooked as fuck well this Gary Johnson the libertarian candidate that's a real option and he's reached as high as I think 20% some states states. When people are

scrambling, this is the best time ever for a Libertarian candidate. That said, independent in the end. What was that meaning? Well, independent is Libertarian. Green Party candidate is a bunch of different people. Jill Stein, she's the nominee. See, no one even hears about her.

She's the Green Party candidate. But she said some ridiculous shit that drives me crazy. One of the things I think she means well in a lot of areas, but one even hears about her. She's a Green Party candidate. But she said some ridiculous shit that drives me crazy. One of the things that I think she means well in a lot of areas, but one of the things she said, she thinks that 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote. Like, are you out of your fucking mind? Bitch, I'm 33. I shouldn't be able to vote.

I don't know shit about it. I'm going to vote, though. For sure, there should be a reason why we value your opinion. And the thing about voting that's beautiful is that everybody gets to vote, though. I mean, for sure, there should be a reason why we value your opinion. And the thing about voting that's beautiful is that everybody gets to vote. But the weird thing about voting is that there's a lot of us out there that really shouldn't have a fucking opinion. They just haven't researched it. It's based on nonsense.

They just pick one side that looks like the better guy in the movie, and that's what they go with. That's why Trump, I think, is pulling ahead a little bit you know I'm saying or doing well not pulling ahead but doing well because 18 to 36 social media you see yeah only him headlines headlines headline is the Kim Kardashian effect there's all the Kim Kardashian of president you're right and there's also a time and that time is probably coming up very soon where polls are no longer accurate. Because no one's taking them.

I'm not taking them. You're not taking them. I'm never taking a poll. Who the fuck goes to a poll? The people that they're getting and they're talking to in polls, I have a whole bit about it. That's the real 1% we should be concerned with. The 1% who answer polls. For sure, just let me text in my vote.

Exactly. How about that? From my couch and my underwear. Exactly. How about we have Instagram my couch to my underwear. How about we have like Instagram polls, you know, and you can't progress, you can't do any more Instagram activity until you vote yes or no on this shit. Well, then I just won't get on Instagram. You know what I mean? So everybody's on, you have an Instagram vote. If they were locked out

of social media, they'd vote. Or a Facebook and it's right there, it pops up, you can't do shit. Your phone is frozen until you make that fucking boom. Yeah, but you should want to have an opinion based on something. How this guy's sitting, Mirsad Bektik and Russell Doan. Russell Doan.

And it's 452, 451, 450, 449 of the first round. So right now it's 445, 444. So our sync will be like a few seconds off. So if you want to sync up to the podcast just Just pause your shit for a couple seconds and figure it out bitch. I don't want you us to go. Oh shit And then you see it It's a bummer and I'm sorry How crazy is it that we have an actor talking crap about a presidential candidate. What?

But he'll sway some votes, too. Oh, yeah. I loved him in Goodfellas. What is going on? So weird. What is going on? This country is... I don't even know what's going on.

I don't know what's going on. No one does. Dave Chappelle has a whole skit on that a while ago when September 11th happened. He said he turned on MTV. He's like, I don't give a fuck

what Ja Rule thinks about September 11th. Like, he was all over the TV. Exactly the tv exactly why the fuck is he talking right now the cia came out and just crushed donald trump just like that too not like a gangster like he just did but a former director of the cia had to come out and say listen uh i got my issues with hillary too he didn't get into them he goes but Donald Trump

if we allow this guy to be president it's gonna fuck our country basically is what he said I think he might even win more now cause guys are like you know what

he's kinda like me his establishment is scared to death of Donald Trump that's what I'm seeing but it almost helps because his name is out there more

right people are seeing it people are like hey De Niro's talking about him. Almost, in some way. Almost, you're right. In some way, it might almost help. But see, here's the thing.

It's a long time before November. I mean, it doesn't seem like it is, but it is. In this weird climate, crazy shit can happen with these people. For sure. How much more can come out? What do you really think about Hillary? What do you really think about hillary i don't want any politician that's deeply entrenched in the political system at this point in terms of

like who is who's who's influencing them like she's doing things like these speeches in front of these bankers where she gets paid a quarter million dollars you don't do those if you're on the up and up like that's just a payoff like nobody wants to see her talk for an hour Come on, man. She's not funny like is she saying something? I mean she's gonna motivate you It's like a Robbins speech all the dreaming, you know and people buy it. This is like dang cook and shit Here's the thing. It's like I don't know what that means What she's like is she's she's like the classic model of the politician who's not doing anything illegal. But it's distasteful when you look at it in terms of like a whole system.

Like the system of like these people getting these jobs or people getting things based on whether or not they donated or have donated to the Clinton Foundation. There's a lot of issues that people are having a giant problem with. And not me. Like, someone said, oh, you're buying into conspiracy theories. The Washington Post isn't a fucking conspiracy website. They print a lot of stories about this. There's a lot of people that don't like the connection between some politicians and some special interest groups that pay them a ton of money to speak at places.

Yeah, that's fair. Like, crazy money. People are just tired of politicians in general. That's why they've gravitated towards Trump. I agree 100%. Yes. No one takes those big speech monies. You don't take that big speech money if you're really concerned about

representing the people. That's your own interests. That's a giant red flag. It's sort of unethical, but you're allowed to do it because it's not illegal technically but god damn it seems dark if you're taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from oil companies then you're making decisions whether or not those oil companies are going to profit or not based on a policy yeah for sure there's a connection i'll tell you who's really fucked trump's gonna be fine jagill in air scrooge McDuck. Billy Bush, the other guy doing the interviews, the guy who's super fucked.

Billy Bush was the guy who was in the van. Have you seen the video? No, I haven't. Oh, you guys haven't seen it. Talking about this latest thing? Excuse me, sir. Let's see it, Jamie. Grab the pussy thing?

I don't even want to see it. I want to see it. It's legit. I want to see it. Oh, look at this. Hold on a second, man. Merced Bektik got the back. Billy Bush was the guy on...

Oh, shit. He's got it. Oh, he's got it. He's got a tap. Oh, boy. We did the shittiest was the guy on oh shit. He's got it. Oh Boy we did the shittiest job ever a cover in that fight He was there before and he hand fight got out and he's you guys back again man. I was balls deep in bully Bush Who was talking he was the host he's from entertainment tonight or he was He's from Entertainment Tonight Can I see this? Ask young Jamie

Did she go into a seizure? Well no, Billy Bush is the guy I interviewed And they didn't know their mics were hot But this is in 2005 He's like, how about this chick? How about her? He's fucked And then when they get out

It's a host who's an attractive woman He goes, come on, give Donald a hug You at least gotta hug him And after that talk, he's a you know it's a host who's an attractive woman he goes come on give donald a hug you at least gotta hug him after that talk like oh he's a straight creep he's a creep who's this guy billy bush you when you recognize when you see him i bet oh man it's just to me i just don't i just don't know how we got to this point where that's our option now i know and i think it's the outrage that people have i think think this political system, and I'm obviously not any kind of an expert, but I think it's like a battleship. I think it starts moving and it takes a long time to change course. I think what we're now, we're seeing it change course.

And we're seeing people's outrage. Outrage at Clinton. Are people really outraged? Yes, they are. Frustration, right? Isn't like Hillary winning in the polls and shit? Yeah, but you know what? There's still outrage.

There's plenty of people that are outraged outrage There's plenty of people that are outraged There's plenty of people that are just going to go democratic no matter what There's plenty of people that realize that she's the better Choice between the two monsters Like they like her better Even Arnold came out against Donald Trump Excuse me sir Are you fucking kidding me

Donald didn't fuck the nanny While he was married What are you talking about while he was married. What are you talking about? But he was nice to them. Arnold was like... I was nice to them. I gave them the sausage. I gave them that.

So is Arnold denouncing Trump? Yeah. Because he said it to it in his voice. I can no longer stand for someone more of a scumbag than myself. There's a line, people. He just crossed it. There's a line, people. He just crossed it. There's a line. Okay, you don't grab the pussy.

First of all, a lot of them will let you. You just have to ask. You're just grabbing pussy left and right, grabbing pussy. This is not good. And Arnold, you're pro-Hillary? I think Hillary is a good woman. She's just misunderstood. And sometimes people, when they're around good women, they wind up suiciding themselves.

Suiciding themselves. This will put the power, the personality, it makes you humble. Donald Trump is a problem. What about all those emails? What do you think about that? Yeah, that email thing is not good. What does Arnold think about those emails? I don't understand the email.

The issue seems very complicated. I've got to go. Here's the governor That was our governor That's awesome I loved him He's my hero How about that

You know the Bernie Sanders Hillary election rigging And all that crazy shit That they just covered up The DNC did Oh shooting in Orlando Boom Bam bam

Well I don't think that's true See that's a convenient connection Between 330 million people In one spot And when something bad happens You blame it on these people that set things up. It's not easy to set things up. But it is easy to take advantage of those things. Hold on a second.

When a shooting happens, first of all, that's what everybody wants to see. So the news, they're going to cover it. And it does make things look, it does lighten things up. But, like, here's a perfect example. Do you remember Gary Condit? Here's a perfect example do you remember gary condit here's a perfect example that gary condit was a politician who was having sex with his girlfriend who was like a secretary or some shit like that she was really young and she turned up murdered and he was under investigation everybody's like holy shit did this guy murder this politician murder

his girlfriend and then 9-11 happened so to think that g Gary Condit set up 9-11 so that he could get away with murdering his girlfriend is the same kind of connection that people do when a nightclub shooting happens with a guy who was on the FBI terrorist watch list group. A couple times. A couple times. He's a fucking nightmare, crazy person. And also gay. Gay.

Going to gay bars. And he had a fucking truckload of guns. He was a nut. Yeah. It's called a coincidence. The idea that you could get that guy and recruit him and get him to do your bidding

on a specific day so that it makes something else get overshadowed in the news, I think it's an easy way to fall into that way of thinking, but I honestly think there's just so many events taking place that these people are really good at

manipulating the press. They're really good at focusing the national attention on things that don't matter. Like, gay marriage is a big one. Like, how often does gay marriage come up whenever there's a big political event? Less so now because it's so much accepted. But it was always like the beach ball. They would bounce

in the air whenever they wanted to get something in the news that didn't matter. It didn't matter to most people. Did you know what just came out? The Pentagon just got busted for spending $500 million to some British filmmaking crew or production company to make fake al-Qaeda Taliban videos. That's on Washington Post or what? This is everywhere. You can look this up. Ron Paul's... These are my skeptical hippo eyes, sir.

No, no, no. Okay, so... I haven't heard of this. I figured CNN would be on it. Okay, but let's find out if it's true. Jamie, pull that shit up. Eddie is right on that. But is it really true for sure? A million percent.

Making Al-Qaeda. That's not a real number. Sir. They just got busted four days ago. A million percent is so true it could read your mind. What if it is? Let's just say. Hypothetically.

What if it is? What does that mean? That they're making Al-Qaeda videos? Or ISIS videos. They spent $500 million making. They just got busted. Those shitty VHS videos? All that shit you saw on the news,

$500 million worth of it was fake. But is that really true? Let's find out. We're going to find out. Which ones are fake? What if it is, though? Here it is. What's the website? I'm trying to find a good site first so we can pull it up. What is this website? It's not a conspiracy theory.

This is something.org. Our this website? It's not a conspiracy theory. This is something.org. Oh, come on. A socialist website? Oh. You guys are wondering. We don't know if this is a real story. Because it's too incredible. What does it really mean?

It means that everything we know about the Middle East, like all those terrorist videos, which ones, $500 million worth of them were faked. You see, you're getting attracted to this before you know whether or not it's real. I already looked into it. I already looked into it. Well, then tell us a good website to go to that'll verify it. How about US Uncut? Everything comes up.

Yeah, but this is the thing. When we're at Google, it doesn't come up. This is what's coming up. Maybe there's another way to Google it. What should we? Fake news? Yeah, see if one of the spam things pop up on New Porn. It's a website about fake news and false flags.

500 million should come up. All the conspiracy theory websites are jumping on this, are you kidding? Right, but that's not necessarily good. ISIS Alert. They're all jumping on it. Put in your email, I don't want that. Jesus, what did it say? It said, ISIS Alert, subscribe now.

Oh my god. It's fucking terrifying. They want to find out where the paranoid people are in case they need to collect guns. Yes, that's me. They faked it, making it look like it was Middle Eastern news. Okay, but let's find out. This is real stuff. They might have.

How's it real, though? But hold on. They might have done that. They did. No, Eddie, these websites are horseshit. Okay. These aren't the best websites. That shit would be in the New York Times.

We had a website that said You saved me from a bear attack That's right That's true There's a website that I killed a mountain lion With my bear hands Outside a club I disarmed an armed gunman

Pentagon paid Okay here we go Now Russia Today Now this is where it gets interesting Because Russia Today is probably One of the most Out of this big pile of people that are reporting on this this is a very uh legitimate news source it's kind of weird because

it's Russia today yeah but this is where Abby Martin was and uh they they they get away with a lot more than anything that's uh on television in the United States like CNN or something what does that mean of course it's, like I was telling you, but what does it mean? It means that everything we know, it means basically... Anybody that says, you know what, they faked $500 million worth,

but anything that they're showing me now, it's real. What about like Daniel Pearl and his family and all these victims? You can't believe shit about the Middle East. They faked $500 million worth of video. Okay, but we need to really make sure that this is a big thing, right? So we really need to make sure we know what the actual facts are.

Eddie just dropped a bomb. Well, we just need to know. We need to know. It's just the truth. But it might be the truth, but it might not be. Because there's a lot of shit that people get wrong in these fucking stories man these things get passed on from one person to another as gospel without people like really looking into it i don't know how to look now it's really legit zeddy's dropped it on this i mean it might be legit oh we don't know would

you be surprised maybe they're paying eddie to release this news what if it was legit. Maybe they're paying Eddie to release this news. What if it was legit? What does that mean? I don't know. It doesn't mean much to me. Well, all the millions of lives of innocent civilians that have died in the Middle East They still bomb the Twin Towers. Those people are dead. Oh, you fucked up.

Oh, you fucked up. You fucked up. Is he doing that for purpose? He's baiting you. These motherfuckers. Did you guys talk before? You bring up. Okay, okay. You fucked up. Is he doing that some purpose? He's baiting you. No, I'm not. These motherfuckers. No, I'm not. Did you guys talk before? No. You bring up September 11th around Eddie, and it's fucking garbage.

Oh, shit. Sorry. Didn't mean to bring that up. No, I mean, I like this. Tower 7 is, that's the most obvious. So if someone can look at a skyscraper, go down at free fall speed, nothing hits it. Have you ever seen a video called What Conspiracy Theorists Don't Want to See About Tower 7? skyscraper, go down at free fall speed. Nothing hits it. What conspiracy theorists don't

want to see about Tower 7. And what it shows is how slowly it actually fell apart before it totally collapsed. If you're arguing about Tower 7, that's exactly what he's doing. There's a top to the building and it starts to cave in.

We need that Donald Trump video. It starts to cave in. It starts to cave in minutes before. Well, it does. It starts to cave in minutes before the thing collapsed. Listen, it doesn't mean that it wasn't a controlled demolition. It doesn't mean it doesn't still look like a controlled... It doesn't mean it doesn't still look like a controlled

demolition, but it's entirely possible because there's diesel fires in that building that it collapsed because it was a piece of shit building. Many experts have said it's entirely possible because there's diesel fires in that building It's impossible because it was a piece of shit building many experts have said it's impossible. It's never happened How is it possible? You're right many experts have said that so you can't say it's possible and experts are saying it's impossible There's how many experts are saying it's impossible, but many other experts are disagreeing with that. I'm not an expert I don't know if they're paid off because you don't you think that that would get out I don't know if they're paid off because don't you think that that would get out?

I don't know if they're paid off. They might be paid off. You might be right. But they might not be paid off too. It might be that there's something we don't understand about structures. You gotta go with common

motherfucking sense. There's enough circumstantial evidence. There's fucking video of the building collapsing at free fall speed according to the official story it was free fall speed.

It's impossible. I don't have free fall speed. It's impossible. I don't have an engineering degree. It's impossible. You don't have to have an engineering degree. You don't have to be a professional race car driver to know someone's racing a car. You could tell by seeing it. And you hear enough unbiased structural engineers, chemists, one after another. Bam, bam, one after another. bam, bam, one after another.

But here, let me stop you for a second, Eddie. I'm going to go with them with common sense. But Eddie, let me stop you for a second. You're only listening to the ones that want to think that it happened that way. Confirmation bias. There are a bunch of other ones that don't think that. See, this is the thing. I can't believe we're arguing about Tyler Sondheim.

I'm not. That's incredible. Confirmation bias. That's fucking incredible. I'm not a scientist, and I'm not a structural engineer. So when there's a bunch of structural engineers arguing. You just have to have a third grade education to see that fucking skyscraper. I can't remember third grade.

Me neither. We didn't go over bombing buildings in third grade. That's third grade shit. That is. Stefan Struve's about to fight here, ladies and gentlemen. He's tall as fuck. Change the subject. Hey, Struve. Look at him. He's tall. Oh gentlemen he's tall as fuck change the subject hey struve look at him

he's tall oh he's white too how do you say this daniel omen check how do you say his name i think it's omen check he's not ripped no he's never he's seven foot for sure pick up a basketball he's a giant dude and he's been he's been training a lot with henry hoofed yes training with the black zillions now i like his uh pad work, man. What did I say? Did his last fight, he get knocked out? Is that what I said? No, no. His last fight, I think he won his last fight. He beat Noguera and he beat Bigfoot.

He got knocked out by Overeem, but I think that was three fights ago. Correct. And then he beat Stipe, if you remember. Yeah, he knocked him out. He stopped him. Can't they just give him seven foot? I think it's him. He says how tall he is. Nobody can get up there remember yeah he knocked him out he stopped him can they just give him seven foot um i mean i think it's him he says how tall he is nobody can get up there to measure him oh so you have to i don't know why he didn't take his word for it for sure some foot just round that up i think he likes

it that way all right that's a lot a lot of digits i guess i know if he just stood up straight he's got a little bit of a slump for a seven footer he's seven foot for sure but uh he's a long dude and he kicked stipe from way out. It's funny, Stipe made a post about it, saying how important it was for him to have lost this guy, because it really burned the fire under him. It was an important loss. But in the picture, he's head-kicking Stipe from across the room.

It's so crazy. Like Go-Go Gadget stuff. And Stipe said, I'm thinking thinking to myself how the fuck is this guy kicking me in the head from way over there for it it's ridiculous it's a crazy picture see if you can find it jamie and remember struve had the horrible heart issue man where they thought he's gonna have to retire well i think he still has a heart issue and one of the things he said is he did an interview recently like in this last week that he said um i think that uh it's that i'm going to be able to prove that

you can win without a full use of your heart. Like with a damaged heart, which is crazy. That is. I would assume it affects cardio at some point, right? Oh my God. If I have a whole heart and that bad boy's working, you have a whatever, a hole in yours. Oh, for sure.

Can't help. That ref did three things. He went like that. He's got a thing. He does. He goes ear, nose, heart. Do you guys remember Mills Lane? Yeah. He was the original. Come on, let's get it on. That's probably a tribute to all his favorite refs.

Yeah, when Big John McCarthy started doing it for MMA, they sort of had an agreement. Oh, really? John would do it for MMA, and he did it for boxing. Let's get it on. It's a tough fight for Struve. It's tougher than people think. He's very, very tough. I don't think he's ever been finished. Only lost by

decisions. God, I've never seen him. He's aggressive. Struve is so big. Struve's so, so big. As he's moving away from this guy, you realize what a distance gap there is between the two. You don't see him use his reach a ton, though. Look how much bigger he looks.

I think that's something that working with Hooft will really fix. I agree. If anyone's going to get him there, it'd be Henry Hooft. He's a fellow Dutchman, too. You know? Is that what you're looking for? That's where he pulled triangle on Pat Barry. That was amazing. That's impressive.

Yeah, jumped. I'll tell you where I can see Struve winning is by submission. Think about it. Where are you going to find a 7-foot jiu-jitsu guy to train with to get ready for Struve? It's true. But he can win by other things, too. He can stop. Oh, there it is.

Look at that fucking picture. That is so crazy. He's kicking him from the other side of the cage. Yeah. That is nuts. I mean That's like a foot difference between what steep a can do to him and where he can hit steep a that's crazy That's so hard to deal with it's the hardest thing to deal with. Oh, we just left hand You got to get him going backwards reach the hardest thing to deal with an all striking

Well, yeah, one thing that doesn't get tired is reach, right? Never gets tired. 10-inch advantage in reach. That's so crazy. That's so big. That's a giant gap. You sure as fuck don't want to sit outside, Daniel. You gotta get in, brother. You can't hang back with this guy because the distance is so vast.

Yes, do what JDS did. Do what Roy Nelson did. Sorry, Roy Nelson. Get in. Like, do what JDS did. Do what Roy Jones does. Sorry, Roy Nelson. Get in there and just fucking dirty box him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh! He just tagged him with that left hook, though.

And a right. The left really thumped him. Yeah. That dude's throwing those casting punches, Fedor style. Yeah, he is. I like it. Yeah. Can't stay out there, man.

Boom. Head kick. Oh! Oh, shit. That left is finding a home. Boy, these boys are exchanging. Yeah. Yeah. They't stay out there, man. Boom. Head kick. Oh, shit. Boy, these boys are exchanging. Yeah. They're getting busy. Yeah.

I don't know. He needs to keep that. Snow White needs to keep that right up. I want to take him down. Oh, nice. You fucked up, Daniel. Beautiful wizard. He's going to step over.

No, back up. Struva jump guard now. Mm-hmm. Oh, his triangles are nasty. Well, his legs are so long, man. He can wrap back up. Struve will jump guard now. Mm-hmm. Oh, his triangles are nasty. Well, his legs are so long, man. He can wrap you up. Yeah. He's got a real good guard.

But... Super tricky. Overeem got through that. You know, when Overeem took him down, he knocked him out from inside his guard. Yeah, he did. Granite pen. Oh, there we go. Beautiful.

Oh, I bet his darts are nasty. Oh, steps over. Steps over. See if he can get that mount. Got the half guard. It's going to be tough. Yeah, Omenchuk's not going to like this. This is not fun. I doubt he's on his back very often. And Struve is so fucking long.

So big. Wouldn't you agree with this, Eddie? He's so big. Sometimes I like fighting bigger guys when they're this big and long, because you have so much more room to get out, like shrimp, get the half guard, recover guard, or stand up because they're so fucking long. Does that make sense? It does make some sense. The hole's going to be way bigger.

It looks like he's got a good arm triangle. Oh, shit. Yeah, he's putting the crunch down. Plenty of time, and it looks like he's a little baby. Did it from half guard. Now Daniel realized it. Yeah, you're not getting that. He's got to underjack that arm a little more.

Wasn't very sneaky there Hmm, but right here if he could pull out his right knee and then force three-quarter mount and then sit up throw some punches and then Take this dudes back that that's the Maya path right there free the knee go three. He's gonna do it Look at it sit up throw punches. This guy's gonna turn he's gonna turn rear naked coming up hot Almost He still did it. He got his back in. Rear naked coming up hot. There you go. Almost. Trying to set it up. You got a lot of time.

You got a minute. Go and body triangle that for me, though, Stru. You're seven foot. Yeah, why is he not doing that? You know what, man? Some guys don't like it. There you go. Look at that.

He rotates it over. And he turned into it. He did a good job. He turned into it. Yeah, he did. Very smart. Oh, what's up? Look at this.

Well, you got 50 seconds. There you go. Come on. Get to work. Here we go. Come on. Get to work. Here we go. Here's the arm. Hmm. I don't think Homeboy's ever been finished in this fight.

He could just turn, let him mount again, and as soon as he sets up for a punch, give the back, and then that'll kill another 20 seconds. Yeah. He's trying to roll him in here. He's trying. Now he's got the body triangle on the top. And if he rolls towards the body triangle, he can roll into the choke. Probably not enough time.

Yeah. Well. Powerful Kevin Hart low goes on the mat. Powerful Kevin Hart. No, he's fine. He's fine now. He's fine. Yeah.

Yeah. That's true. He won that round Didn't he? Yeah For sure Look at this crazy control He's got

He's like Oh he's like Almost in a twister setup Like an underneath Or above twister setup It'd be sick If he pulled off a twister He's so big

He probably could pull it off For sure This boy's tired now For sure That was a great job by Struve Struve is what 260? 265.

He has to cut to 65. Does he? Yeah. Jesus. We had the same manager, Lex McMahon. So the key right there was Struve got the top half. He didn't have to pass the whole guard at all. And then he forced three-quarter mount. Still didn't pass.

Sat up. And before he threw punches, he actually ended up giving him the mount. And then he gave his back up anyways. He ended up on his back because the way Maya's doing it is dude stays in three-quarter mount and clamps onto your leg, and he punches. Dude covers up, gives him his back. Maya never technically passed the guard. We're getting loose tonight.

I'm going to diet coke. Woo! I'm crazy. Woo! Crazy. Don't judge me, man. I'm on my first Corona don't judge me it's got caffeine i know you're trying to avoid caffeine hell no i encourage the campaign it's a drug oh it is a drug just say no to coffee sir just say no to drugs hey so he wanted to the uh instead of punching sand on top you know full mount he wanted to go for the submission you think that's where he's better

it's true Daniel wasn't giving him the option he'll give him the back the guy you could give your back easily to anybody yeah it's like I'm gonna go to the worst

fucking spot easily cause everyone's gonna let me go to the worst spot but sometimes in this sport you can't hit to the back of the head so now the worst spot is kind of a safe spot

because the only thing that's showing is the back of my head and you can't hit it. Right. If that was legal, that would be death. And one thing that you've got to take into consideration whenever you see a fight and there's a ground exchange and there's a submission attempt versus a ground and pound, it's not right

or wrong. It's like what he thought was there at the moment. Beautiful thing about MMA is that all these options are available. Some people, like Crow Cop's knockout of Gabriel Gonzaga from inside the guard? It was devastating elbows from inside the guard It's like the first time we got to see like a world-class striker who's like gotten way better at wrestling, right? Your boy Marco wait way better at grappling his last fight better for doom helped them out

Yeah, and to with it, but when he fought Gonzaga those elbows were so nasty I think we're so many next level really right you, those elbows were so nasty. I don't think we've ever seen anything like that, really, right? In the UFC? They were so next level. It's like taking a guy like a Malapet or something like that, or like, you know, like a Buakaw, and putting one of those guys, like that level elbows, you would see devastating results. From standing to the ground. Devastating results inside the guard.

So that's the right way to do it for him. God. Oh, look at that. That's nice. Oh, shit. He he's on top. What's good? That's called smell my butt. Yeah, that's not a move It is a move He's not I'm surprised stars in it. He's gonna have ours from That was beautiful look out He's trapped only this dude cage. He's trapped. Oh, look at this dude.

This dude is so game. He's so game. He tapped him. Super impressed. That was good. Super impressed with that submission. And super impressed with how game that dude is. Yeah.

I mean, he was stuck and getting strangled and neck cranked. And he kept rolling. That guy's game is quick. The cage didn't help him out at all. Not at all. I see. That's what I've been saying to you, man. Open field. Open field.

I'm talking football field. You can do it. You can do it easily. God damn it. Let me handle it for you. I'll produce it for you. Dude, you want to do it? We're on air, ladies and gentlemen.

This is my new president. He's the Dana White of my organization. We have to do it on an Indian reservation. Okay, let's do it. I'm a big fan of the Native American people, so let's make it happen. If they could clear off a nice football field-sized matted area for us. So we just do it at a football stadium. You know what you do?

You have a black ground. High school football. A black ground. The center is black. And then you have an enormous white area. When you get to the white area, it's understood that unless shit is getting crazy, break it off and go back to the black area. So you have a giant

white area. So even the white area where like say if you like, he sunk the darts right there and he rolled, but he rolled into the white area. You're staying in the white area. No, you got plenty of time. You can keep rolling. But it's understood that if you're in the white area, move back to the dark area. And if you try to like stay on the edge of the white area, move back to the dark area.

And if you try to stay on the edge of the white area, people call you a pussy. There it is. The hell is this? Look at this. Is this a fight in a football field? Oh my God. They already do it. They already do it. Of course they do it.

They took your guys' ideas. Oh, but you know what? We can do it. This is an MMA fight. Holy shit. Holy shit. What the fuck? It's an MMA fight in a football field.

They did it. There's seven people there. There's not that many people there. But this is a great move. No, it's not. It's in Russia. Russians always have the best moves. It's a great move.

Oh, this is fantastic. Oh, my God. This is how the sport should be played. No. Yes. They're going to stay in a 10-foot area, probably. Oh, my God. This is exactly how fights should be played. No! Yes! They're going to stay in like a 10-foot area probably. Oh my God. This is exactly how fights should take place.

Now that I see it, I'm so right. This is so stupid. I'm 100% right. Here's a better thing too. It would be better for them to fight in the grass than it would be for them to fight on a- Yes. Better. No, it's itchy.

No, it's perfect. Because it's fucking raw. It's natural. You're dirty. You're getting dirty. Why not throw some rocks in there? No. You play football on the grass.

Sand. Sand. We're going to do it in sand. I'm pretty sure this has no rounds, too. No rounds is what we need. You play football on the grass. Oh, leg lock. You play soccer on the grass.

No round. They just go until someone gets finished. Straight ankle lock. Old school. They're exchanging straight ankle locks. Look at this shit. Dirty go until someone gets finished. Straight ankle lock. Old school. They're exchanging straight ankle locks. Look at this shit. Dirty feet and everything.

Dirty feet and everything. Dude, in Russia it might be battle of the death. They don't fuck around. They might battle to death. Yeah, one of them might die. Well, you know what

they could do? One show would have a battle to the death and then everybody else would feel like a pussy. That would be the headliner. It would be a one-upper, yeah.

No, every fight would be Battle of the Deaths. Solid guys. Yeah. Are you talking about gladiator days? Yeah. We're going back about it. If they did do that, everybody else would feel like a pussy in Russia because they're so gangster.

True. Man, they got some good leg-locking. I wonder if Putin would fight. That's some good game. No, he wouldn't fight, but his bodyguard would. He would. He would have a killer body armor. No, he would.

Crazy body tattoos, takes it off. Arm triangle from full guard oh shit putin would fight but he'd just have it rigged so the guy just dies these guys are super talented these are good fighters and i like the concept man when did this take place for jamie when did i rip this idea off these guys are way too high level for that. This is in Boston. What year is this? 2012. 2013, it says. Interesting. Yeah, there's no way they could be like, isn't it funny that you could look at some MMA fights and go, oh, that's definitely not before 2000.

Oh, yeah. Easy. Yeah. Isn't that interesting, though? Like, that's how quick this sport has evolved. Evolved, yeah. Like, I can look at a guy, I can look at some at some fights from you know if you say it's like a world title fight if you get you look at it and go oh this has got to be like 1997 1998 you know

and then you look at even like i think a guy who doesn't get enough love marlon mirage world series of fighting that bantamweight dude yeah stud bad motherfucker just fighting world series of fighting right but but he's world championship level, you look at him, you go, that's what I expect out of a World Champion. He's just a master striker, combination grappler. He's a real solid MMA fighter. Nasty, nasty fighter. He's fighting now? Yeah, he's fighting in World Series of Fighting.

Do they make, what's the money compared to the UFC? I don't know. But a lot of guys from the UFC, like Dave Branch, just fought Vinny Magalhaes. I don't know who won that fight. Do you know who won that fight? David Branch won a decision. David Branch is awesome. Very good guy, too. Very good fighter.

And him and Vinny were both in the UFC, so they got a lot of guys. John Fitch, Paul Harris. And then they also got my boy Jake Shields. He's fighting Fitch. He's fighting Fitch. That's a good fight. That is the same night as the UFC fight in, I think it's the same night as the UFC fight in New York City. I thought you fucked up, World Series.

That's a tough draw. Or maybe it's that weekend. We fucked up, too. Everyone fucked up. Yo, let's get busy with this. What do you think about this, Brendan Chobb? I am very excited about this fight. I think people are fucking sleeping on Eddie Alvarez.

I think he's a dangerous, dangerous 155 pounder. That motherfucker can punch. He punches hard, he's fast as fuck, and there's not a human alive that's more game than that kid. I agree 100%. That dude, if you've never seen him fight before, you've got to watch his fights in Bellator with Michael Chandler.

And Dream. Watch his fights in Dream too. And Michael Chandler's another dude who's out there who is world class that could easily be fighting and winning in the UFC. Oh, yeah. And you see it now with Eddie Alvarez, because it took a while for Eddie to get comfortable in the UFC. Donald worked him over in his first fight. He got dismantled by Donald. But now he's training with your boy.

Henry. He's with Mark Henry. And, look, Conor's a goddamn phenom, and he's got, as Firas Ahabi likes to call it, the touch of death in his hands. It's a scary fight, man. Anyone who thinks it's an easy fight or not a big fight for Conor, they just don't know the sport. They're out of their fucking mind. Talking about the underground king. I think at 55, and everyone knows I'm the biggest Conor nut writer in the world,

at 55, I just don't see a ton of success there. I think Eddie Alvarez, if you look at the top five, we've talked about this before, you look at the top five, it's his easiest matchup, and that's a fucking nightmare for him. Because Eddie can grapple his ass off. He's been in so many big fights. He doesn't get tired. He doesn't mind winning by decision either.

He doesn't get tired, and he's a bigger grappler. Those are two. And he can fucking crack. And look at his resume. Yes. And his striking is crisp, man. He's got, and he's a bigger grappler. Those are two. And he can fucking crack. And look at his resume. Yes. And his striking is crisp, man. He's got crisp striking. He's not an easy guy to hit.

You know, you can hit him, and he gets rocked, and he survives. If you watch his Chandler fights, Eddie Alvarez got rocked and survived against Chandler and a couple other guys over in Bellator. Well, think about it. How's Conor win this fight? You go through it. Has to knock him out. He has five rounds to knock him out. You're not winning a decision against Eddie.

He could win a decision. I don't think so. What about the fight with Gilbert Melendez? Eddie won a decision in the Gilbert Melendez fight. Oh, no, I'm saying Eddie wins by decision. Right, but you don't think that Conor could beat him in a similar fight? No. No? Because the takedowns, the endurance, the takedowns, the grappling, with the striking,

as the rounds go on, the knockout power goes down. Do you think people sleep on Alvarez's wrestling? Yes. Because I think they forget. They forget how good of a wrestler he is. And his endurance, man. Yeah. It's a scary fight.

Where did he wrestle? He was a high-level guy. Yeah. Was he in Division I? He was Division I. Oh, yeah. All-American? I'm not sure, but compared to Conor, he's fucking Dan Gable.

Yo, this fight is nasty. Right. We all know that those guys, I mean, we're talking about Jimmy Mano and Ovid St. Prue is about to go down. Sorry, you got to go ahead. No, I'm saying this fight is nasty. Just not confuse people at home. But I agree with you, man. I think people sleep on them.

It's crazy, man. I think until you've rolled with a real Division I wrestler and you realize how fucking strong their wrestling is? All-American. That's high school. National Prep, All-American. What is his college wrestling record? He doesn't have one? Does he have no college wrestling? Doesn't say he has college wrestling.

He got his wrestling in frickin' Dream. How about that? Yeah, he probably just went right, he bypassed that career and went right into MMA. So he was a high-level high school wrestler, which is not as impressive as a college wrestler. But when you see him wrestle, you know he's got some skills. Does he like just to stand up, though? He loves standing up.

He loves to trade and bang. Because Conor just wants to stand up, obviously. He's too smart. He's been in there with some of the best, you know? Conor's not an easy takedown, though, even to high school champion. Chad Mendes makes the difference. I mean, as time goes on, he's going to be harder and harder to get. That Chad Mendes fight, though, in Conor's defense,

he had a pretty fucked up knee in that fight. He was getting stem cell injections in his knee. But that's also the only wrestler we've ever seen Conor fight. He got taken down pretty effortlessly. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying? He did, but. That's the only wrestler we've ever seen Connor fight and he got taken down Pretty effortlessly That's the only thing We can go off of I get that It's a tough fight man

People who think Connor's gonna walk through this guy They don't know the sport man I saw the fight and went ah fuck But also I could see Connor just Cracking him That's how Connor's gonna win If Connor wins he's to murk him. Conor has some vicious fucking power in his hands.

Has Eddie been knocked out? Yes. He's been stopped. Chandler stopped him. He rear naked choked him and beat him for the title. Has he been knocked out? I don't think he's been knocked out. I do not think so.

He's been in some wars, man. He's been in some crazy wars. He's been in some dogfights. He's just as game as they come. I think he's one of those guys that fights at his very best when he's scared. Correct. And I think that's going to be one of the best things about this fight, is that he thinks Conor's a dangerous motherfucker,

just like he thought Rafael Dos Anjos. He stopped Dos Anjos in the first round. Yeah. And a lot of people, including me, were making the argument that Dos Anjos, if you look at the guys he's beaten, stopped Cowboy in the first round, beat the shit out of Nate Diaz. Pettis. Beat Pettis up.

Stopped Ben Henderson. Crushed him. I mean, you look at all the guys that he's beaten, there's a real argument that he's one of the best lightweights of all time. Yeah. And then Eddie went and stopped him in the first round. And everyone thought he was going to get murdered. Like, everyone thought Eddie was just going to get... Yeah.

He doesn't have the marquee name recognition type thing. They don't know him yet. It's a dangerous fight for Conor, man, because he has such a big name. Yeah. If Conor does one, you imagine, the 55 belt holder. It's crazy. If he wins, it's crazy. Don't forget about Tony in there.

Tony. Well, we're not forgetting about him, for sure. But I think the thing about Eddie Alvarez is that he has the title, and that's why it's sellable. If it was just Conor McGregor versus Eddie Alvarez is that he has the title and that's why it's sellable if it was just Conor McGregor versus Eddie Alvarez and he didn't have the title you can't sell it it's just that well because it's in Madison Square Garden though that title is so valuable this is where you realize how valuable that title is because Tony is right in there in my opinion as is Barboza as is a couple guys

Habib Nurmagomedov is of course everybody's everybody's first choice. He's undefeated. Nobody's been able to deal with that grappling. He will suplex your face off. And he's a nasty fucking striker, too. He throws murderous shots. Give him a fight. Well, he's fighting. He's fighting Michael Johnson in that card.

That's a fucking great fight. Johnson just coming off of the knockout of Poirier. That's a great fight. That's a great fight. Is that on the main card? Yes, of course. It's the best. Let's be real. We always argue, what's the best UFC fight card? That's the best UFC fight card's a great fight. Is that on the main card? Yes, of course. It's the best. Let's be real.

We always argue, what's the best UFC fight card? That's the best UFC fight card of all time. By far. Not even close. It's like by far. If it holds up. Yeah, if it holds up. Don't say that.

What's the lineup? Can I say it? Yeah, I know. Don't jinx it. The lineup is fucking insane. You have three world title fights. You have Alvarez versus Conor McGregor. You have Tyron Woodley's fighting Wonderboy. That's a fun fight. Holy shit. People forget that this is even happening because everybody's talking about other fights. You have Alvarez versus Conor McGregor. You have Tyron Woodley fighting Wonderboy. That's a fun fight.

Holy shit. People forget that this is even happening because everybody's talking about other fights. They forget this fight. How about Yonayan Jacek versus Karolina Kowalkiewicz? Come on, man. Nobody's even talking about that. And then you have Chris Weidman versus Yo-O Motherfucking Romero. Come on.

That's nuts. Then our boy Cowboy. Cowboy versus Kelvin. That's a good fight. What about Kelvin, son? And look at this. Misha Tate versus Raquel Pennington. That's a fucking badass fight.

Never mad when Misha fights. Never mad. And Raquel Pennington is one of the best Bantamweights in the world. Nobody talks about her because she's won some fights in a crazy way, like the Ashley Evans-Smith fight. She's had some great. Look, she took Holly home to a fucking split decision. God, those girls have lost a lot, though.

Eight and six. They have brawls, bro. Yeah, they do. These girls go after it. And Raquel Pennington, in my opinion, she's eight and six. Super, super aggressive. I like watching her fight, man.

I think she got beat up in the last fight. She did. God. Amanda Nunes. Yeah. Amanda Nunes, no joke. Oh my God, Frankie Edgar versus Jeremy Stephens! This card's fucking ridiculous. I forgot about that. I almost forgot about that. That's insane. Nunes. Yeah. Manny Nunes. Oh, my God. Frankie Edgar versus Jeremy Stephens. This card is fucking ridiculous.

I forgot about that. I almost forgot about that. That's insane. Nuts. Nurmagomedov and Johnson. Holy shit. It's not even close. There's not even a second place.

Holy shit. Rashad and Kennedy. Oh, my God. Two of my favorites. Holy shit. Why did they decide to go gangbusters on this one? Rafael Natal is fighting Tim Boesch. That's a fun fight.

Natal, you know, he trains in New York with Henzo. Jim Miller and Tiago Alves. Tiago Alves is fighting 155. This is his first fight at 155. I call that the throwback Thursday fight. Have you seen what Alves looks like? It's crazy. I have not.

He's way thinner. He's lighter. You know, you remember when Alves fought Matt Hughes when he didn't make weight? Yeah. And he was a gorilla. Gorilla. He's a baby gorilla. He was so jacked.

It was insane. And then his hair said, see ya. He had muscles that would start above his ears. For real. And make their way. He looked like a pit bull. Like, well, excuse me, sir, you're actually turning into a pit bull. When he stopped Matt Hughes with a flying knee. He looked like a pit bull. You look like one. He looked like a pit bull. Like, well, excuse me, sir, you're actually turning into a pit bull. When he stopped, Matt, he was just a flying knee.

No, no, you don't fight like a pit bull. You look like one. He looks like one. Yeah. He was so big. He was so powerful. Jacked. One of the best bodies I've ever met.

Dude, he was the most feared. Look at him there. He was the Edson Barboza of like 10 years ago. Look at him right there. Oh, my God. Good fucking Lord. He was bigger than Barboza, man. He was a big fucking beast.

Do you remember he fought Martin Kampman and was tooling Martin Kampman until he went for the takedown out of nowhere. He was winning. He had him hurt. He had him staggered. And someone told him to go for the takedown. Yeah. And he got caught in the gear scene. Someone should be fired.

First time I seen him fight, it was at a small show in a high school in Chicago. Jason Chambers fought Tiago Alves. Oh, that's right. Yeah. How'd that go for your boy? He was like, oh, he's an American top team guy. And man, from that fight, it was quite clear that he was going to have a serious career. Was he bodied up then?

Holy shit. Tiago was always bodied up. Well, actually, when he fought Spencer Fisher. Spencer Fisher, people don't remember. Spencer the King motherfucking Fisher caught him with a triangle. Spencer was a skillful, skillful fighter. And he Caught him with a triangle Spencer was a skillful Skillful fighter Savage And he caught Tiago

With a triangle But I think Tiago Was only like 20 years old At the time I think he was super Super young But I think that was Tiago's first fight

In the UFC If I remember right I thought Tiago was fighting At 19 or 20 right He was young Real young Real young But so he's

He looks real light now Real thin And he did the Cam Haynes thing And Cam How much did you lose When you had to do That big foot 200 You lost like 20 pounds right But so he's he's looks real light now real thin and he did the the cam haines thing And cam you how much you lose when you had to do that bigfoot 200 you lost like 20 pounds, right? Yeah, you but you did it. He did in the most gangster way because at 180 he was he was not fat So what he had to do is he had to make his body eat itself You have to burn off 3,000 calories and take in one

Or taking him you're mad man. I did four and three four and three Burn off 3,000 calories and take in one. Or take in two. I did four and three. Four and three. So there you go. You burn that off that way. So how'd you do it? Your body eats itself. Running.

Oh, shit. Just running nonstop 20 miles a day. Don't be surprised if OSP hits a twister. He's really good at it. This is a crazy-ass fight. And Jimmy Manoa's a nasty striker. Oh, someone's getting knocked out. Inside leg kick there. Someone's getting knocked out.

And Manoa's been in camp with Gustafson who he fought, actually. Gustafson stopped him. But Manawa's really good. He hasn't been fighting for that long. It's really interesting. He didn't start martial arts, I think, until he was like 28 years old. Yeah, he was in, I want to say, prison

for a while in England. How dare you just make that up? You don't even know. It's like Tower 7 all over again. I'm almost positive he did some time. Gustafson needs to get on the social for a while in England. How dare you just make that up? You don't even know. It's like Tower 7 all over again. No, no, no. Hey. I'm almost positive he did some time. Gustafson needs to get on the social media thing because he liked your picture today. So I'm like, hey, is this him?

And then I went to it. It's like 600 followers. Oh, yeah. It might not be him. It might not be him. It seemed like it was. Did you say 600 followers? 600.

Oh, that's fake. Oh, you got more? He's a superstar in Sweden. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. No. Okay. No, when's fake. Oh, you got more? He's a superstar in his own game. In Sweden? Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. No. No. Okay. No, when he fought in Stockholm, when he fought Rumble, Rumble Johnson, there's a giant crowd

there. I mean, I want to say like 30,000 plus people. Yeah, he has billboards. He's like the hockey players there. Yeah, he's a stud. So there's no way that was real. Wow, that's a good fight. But Jimmy Manawa has like really nasty, nasty power.

Good stand-up. Good mechanics. I find it almost hard to believe he didn't start striking until he was 28 years old. Good athlete. Yeah. OSP is a better athlete, and he's so unconventional. That's why I give OSP the advantage. Oh, he got nailed in the legs.

Yeah, that hurt. We have to also remember that OSP suffered a broken arm in the Jon Jones fight, and you don't know how long it took for that to heal up, how it healed up. Some guys will break an arm, like a bad example is like the Noguera fight. When Frank Mir broke Noguera's arm, Noguera's arm was pretty fucked up for a long time after that. He was also 80 years old in the fight world when he broke his fucking arm. In the fight world? He was 80. He was a tortoise when he was up here fight years. It was up here

Yeah, it was the up was a mess. He snapped his shit off. Oh god. That was ugly. Manowar just caught him with a knee Yeah, he's um he Frank Mir is a fucking badass submission artist. Yeah this OSP hold it onto the head This ain't good for Manowar. Looks like a knee could come up. Oh, look at that. Nice. Drops right down. Oh, shit.

OSP was a beautiful wrestler. I'm going to twist and watch. Beautiful wrestling. Manowar's not exactly a grappler. Yeah, this is smart by OSP. Man, don't be shocked. If he gets into the truck, don't be shocked. He gets into what?

You'll see. I'll tell you what. OSP, when he fought Jon Jonesones he might have lost that fight but he showed people that he's a real world class fighter and the fact that he was able to fight with a broken arm through a portion i think of the fourth and the whole fifth round yeah i think i think he got a you know even though he lost the fight he got a shitload of confidence from him. Yeah. So that helps. John also was kind of, you know, it was a little weird night.

He broke his arm. John was super, you know, kind of. I think that, see, people are giving John a hard time. I think John didn't feel that comfortable, but I think that OSP is really fucking good. And I think that John had to be careful. I agree. I think John had to be careful, and I think John played it a little safe. And I think OSP, as a southpaw and explosive. He dropped down for the guillotine.

Holy shnikey. Mano looking for the guillotine. Arm in. He's not going to get it. He's just holding on right now. Hey, he might get it. He totally might get it. You never know. What's going on with the right arm? What's going on with OSP's right arm? He's definitely under the chin, right? He's pushing down

on the wrist. He's got some space there. He's got some space the right arm. What's going on with OSP's right arm? He's definitely under the chin, right? He's pushing down on the wrist. He's got some space there. Looks like he's trying to hand fight. He's got some space in that left arm. Oh, he's out. He's out. Oh, shit. Immediate go to pass.

Take it back. Put it in. Put it in. Take it back. Man. Scrambles. Little tiny scrambles like that. He's so good at getting into the truck.

I'm shocked he hasn't got that. He's even got a brand on his calf. Opportunities. He might have one. Yeah, it's his fraternity. He's got one of his own. Oneities. He might have one. Yeah, it's his fraternity. He's got one of them. One minute. Yeah, from Tennessee.

One minute. See, Manowar, there was like some little space there. There was some space to scramble. There is. Oh, look at this. He rested instead of scrambling. He got 49 seconds. Exactly.

He rested instead of scrambling. But Manowar's in a perfect spot against the fence. He's turning to his left, which is perfect. If he turned to his right, he'd be in deep trouble. To your point, Joe. Where fucking elbows to the back of the head would be the king. To your point, Joe, where you said he rested where he should have scrambled, that's where the world champions don't rest.

They literally get the fuck out and change the game. Like you look at a guy like Mighty Mouse is a perfect example. I know I always use him, but he ain't getting no room there. Huh? There's no room there. Look at him. He's putting the room there. Look, look, look. He's going to it. He tried for it. Oh, he lost it. That would have been dope if he rolled there.

But he was up against the cage. That's a weird place to roll, right? Yeah. It's not a good place to set it up. Oh, man. That's a nice elbow. Wow. Good fight. So how many people are going to be at the New York show?

I don't know how many people. Madison Square Garden seats. It'll sell out. But tickets are crazy expensive. Insanely expensive already. Yeah, they went for it. I mean, it's Madison Square Garden. First time ever UFC.

Yeah, I know. Biggest card of all time. You have to think how many people have to get paid for that show too. There's a lot of world class fighters on that show. That is the goddamn pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime. That card, that's the pay-per-view bargain of a lifetime.

No kidding. And then think about the free fights on Fox. Those prelims are nuts. Dude. Nurmagomedov vs. Michael Johnson is on Fox So is Frankie Edgar vs. Jeremy Stevens That's a great post That's on FS1

Yeah Holy shit I'd like to see Stevens win that I like him I love Frankie too I love Frankie I love Jeremy too That's one for me is a problem

I love Frankie They're both great guys I love Jeremy Jeremy's a fucking great guy Yeah He's an animal too I love watching that kid fight both great guys. I love Jeremy. Jeremy's a fucking great guy. He's an animal, too. I love watching that kid fight.

He's so game, too. He's another one. And so is Frankie. Frankie's just relentless. Yeah, best pace in the game. I'm interested to see what adjustments Frankie makes from the Aldo fight, too. Because Aldo really... He got beat up a little bit. Yeah, Aldo flipped a script on him.

Turned it into a boxing match. Yeah. Aldo flipped a script on him Turned it into a boxing match Aldo flipped a script on the UFC He said nah I'm good I'm done Is he serious what is he saying He said he's going to play soccer I don't know he wants to play some sport Serious? OSP with some serious kicks here man

Beautiful leg kicks OSP's attacking the inside Oh Matt with the left hook Do you think Aldo's being serious Or or do you think he's just expressing, oh, nice, walked right into that? I think he's being serious for now until he realizes what kind of monster he's dealing with. Because even though you don't like it, they're never going to let you out of your contract. It doesn't work that way.

You sign the contract. Unless you're legitimately going to go play another sport, you're done fighting if you're not going to write out your UFC contract. It doesn't work like that. Well, I don't think he's asking to fight again. I think he's saying that he's going to do something else. I think that's essentially what he's saying. What I read...

Oh, look at that spinning back for this attempt. What I read is that he was going to play soccer. That's him playing soccer? Is that him playing soccer? He apparently, before he fought in the UFC, look, dude, he's fucking good. I mean, I don't know how he is when he's playing other good soccer players. This is a charity game. If Ronaldo came in there, he'd fucking kick his dick off.

Or that guy, Messi. Yeah. You know Messi? Break his ankles. And he's like 5'4". Dude, he's amazing. Yeah. He scores like four goals a game. I see some highlights of that dude. I'm like, He's amazing. He's like 5'4". Dude, he's amazing. Yeah. He scores like four goals a game.

I see some highlights of that dude. I'm like, he's incredible. He's in control of the ball. Dude, these guys are going off. Yeah. It's good kicking in this fight. Yeah. OSP with that long jab.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Another one. OSP's dropping it right now. Yeah nice left shoulder. Oh, another one. OSP's dropping that right arm. Yeah, I'll just cover this real quick. Yeah, he's dropping that right arm. That was tough as fuck.

That'll fuck your cardio up. Nice inside leg kick, too. It'll open up that left ear, too. Oh, right there. Yeah, he changed positions for a while. He went southpaw, which he does do sometimes. You know how we always talk about... Oh, shit.

Oh, God. Dude, OSP might be hurt. He looks southpaw, which he does do sometimes. You know how we always talk Oh, shit! Oh, God! You know how we talk about, like, he looks tired as shit, too. You know how we always talk about you need super camps this day and age to compete? OSP's a guy that doesn't train a super camp. Stipe's a guy that doesn't train a super camp. What's a super camp? Like, ATT,

AKA, Jackson, Blacks, Aliens. Yeah. It's interesting Zillions. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting, right? Right. Well, Strong Style, that gym in Cleveland. Oh!

Manowar with the right hand. OSP's in deep shit. Oh, this one's over, so we dropped him. Oh, K.O. Oh, my God. Stop that. Straight K.O. God, did you see his leg caught in there?

Oh, my God. Left hook, son. Oh, my God. Jimmy Manowar. And then the right. The fucking. Jimmy Manowar's dangerous. Powerful English left hook, son. Oh, my God. Jimmy Manua. And then the right. The fucking. Jimmy Manua's dangerous. Powerful English left hook.

He hurt him with those left hooks to the body. And then caught him upstairs. It's a huge win. Biggest win in his career, for sure. Giant win. Giant win, especially considering how good OSP looks against Jon Jones. Went five rounds with Jones. Jimmy stops him in the second round.

God. Giant. Who's the last guy to beat this guy? Rumble knocked him out. Rumble knocked him out bad. Hardcore. Rumble knocks everybody out. Look at that.

See? Right there. That's one. And look at that right hand. That wobbled him. Oh, Jesus. That's a beautiful right hand. Right here.

Look how patient he is. Right here. Boom. Boom. Hey, Raph, let's go. Yeah. I mean, look at this. Boom. Oh, that body ref, let's go. Yeah, I mean, that's, look at this. Boom.

Oh, that body shot. Nice, that's nice. Right hand high, too. Amazing, man. Look at that, he ducks the left hand. Look at that, beautiful. Right hand over the top. Looks like Alistair.

But look at the setup, too. Look at the setup. The setup is nice. You missed with that one, but look at this one. Boom, perfect. Oh, God. Yeah, it's real bad the way. You know what I missed? Yeah. That reminds me, perfect. Oh, God. Yeah, it's real bad the way... You know what I've missed?

That reminds me of Mike Tyson and Larry Holmes. Remember that knockout? Mike Tyson knocked out Larry Holmes and Larry Holmes' leg got caught under him and then sprang up and down. No one's worse than Crow Cop Gonzaga. Like, we're like, oh shit, he broke his ankle. Yeah, I think he really did fuck

his ankle up. His ankle swole up after the fight. It swole up. When you talked to him, he's like's like no my ankle feels like i'm good man like you walked out but i thought his shit snapped off he was the first guy where i realized we shouldn't be interviewing fighters after they fight legit after they get knocked out i was like you can't be doing this anymore yeah like he doesn't know what he's doing he doesn't know where you are you don't know what happened and then you asked to they put a mic in your face and you're like, uh. It's totally not fair. I'm assuming I got punched or kicked in the face. It would be one thing if the fighter felt fine and was willing to talk about it and knew and wanted to do it themselves.

But even then. Even then they shouldn't. Even then it's probably not the best idea. No, because I've done that. My manager's like, dude, you shouldn't do this interview. And I did it literally backstage. Look at this. Bad news.

Watch this. Watch when Larry Holmes gets up. Larry Holmes is in all sorts of trouble. But watch the KO. They give him the standing eight count. Larry's walking around. He's already in deep doo-doo, though. Yeah.

I mean, Larry's a legitimate 36 or whatever he was at the time. Watch this KO. It's so nasty. He gets him over in the right-hand corner. Super wobbly legs. Boom. Look at that left hook, right hand. Here it wobbly legs. Boom! Look at that left hook right hand. Here it comes right here. Oh my goodness!

Oh my god, you got hurt there. That fucked him up. Oh my god, I forgot how long this lasted. Tough to keep Tyson off you. He was brutal back then. Yeah, he was a straight animal back then. Look at him! No defense at all. Well, he just a straight animal back then. He would switch stances. No defense at all. Well, he just was

aware that Larry was done. Yeah. Larry tried to catch him. Larry still went for it. He still went for that uppercut. It's Larry Holmes, son. Damn, he's throwing. Yeah, this is it. This is the right hand right here. I'm surprised they don't stop it. Boom, right there. See his leg? How his leg went under him and then bounced up?

Like a cheerleader kick Yeah, I know the most brutal knockout ever Ray Mercer Tommy Morris. Oh, you're right, dude Ray he got caught on the ropes. So Ray Mercer kept uppercutting him He the ropes were holding his ass up that was that legs bad. You see that Joe. I was bad and he had AIDS Correct. I don't think He's back. Oh, dude. He was bought you want to talk about one of the best white boy bodies of all time? Tommy Morrison. But what happened later in his career when he went crazy, he got his tits done.

Well, he got AIDS, son. What? Yeah, he had breast implants. Oh, this fight's incredible. Just show the KO. Here we go. So in the beginning, Tommy was doing well, but then Ray Mercer came on strong. Here it is in the fifth round.

Look at this. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, Ralph. See him a little tied up. Hey, Ralph. Oh, my God.

He hit him like three. Look at this. Look at this. Boom. Oh. Boom. Oh, that one. Let's go, Ralph.

Oh, my God. That's insane. That is insane. That's insane. You know who beat Ray Mercer? Kimbo Slice. I got to take a pee. Yeah, butg? That's insane. That is insane. That's insane. You know who beat Ray Mercer? Kimbo Slice. I got to take a pee. Yeah, but he guillotined him.

True. Yeah, Kimbo and Ray, they thought they were going to throw down. But Ray didn't have any grappling experience at all, and Kimbo was training an American top team. Even though Kimbo's not a grappler, he was more of a grappler than Ray. Ray probably thought it was just going to be like a standout fight. This is going to be big. Look at this.

Times Square. I know. It's going to be insane. Look at this. Conor's fired up. Conor is such a gangster. Ioana. Look at it.

She's got camo on. Oh. This is pretty sweet. Tyron Woodley. Eddie Alvarez drinking a cup of coffee. I don't get it. Everyone is at the airport. Yeah. Wonder Boy, it. Oh, everyone is at the airport. Yeah.

Wonder boy, motherfucker. Oh, man. Joanna. I can't even hear this and it looks cool. Dude. There's Carolina Cabal. Tyron motherfucking Woodley,

ladies and gentlemen. He looks like a badass right there, doesn't he? He is a fucking badass. He's got some power. Dude, that's putting it mildly. Nobody knocks out Robbie Laro with one punch like that. Tyron, he can cover some distance, too.

Yeah, he put the lights out. And he's a Duke Rufus protege. Duke Rufus is one of the best striking coach on the planet Earth. World Muay Thai champion. His brother, Rick Rufus, is another kickboxing legend. Like, that family, there's some deep, deep, deep knowledge. And that's where Tyron's training. That's where he's doing all his

striking. So Wonderboy is probably without I mean, it's a debate that he's the greatest striker in the UFC ever. Wonderboy? Yeah. It's a debate. Because he was some insane number. Like 57-0 in kickboxing.

Yeah. He only lost one time in the UFC. That was to Matt Brown. He just looks like a normal guy, doesn't he? Totally. Like when they're showing him right there. Yeah. And a very polite guy, too.

Yeah. Really well spoken. But his kickboxing is off the chain. I mean, he's a world champion kickboxer of the likes. There's very few guys who have fought in MMA. champion kickboxer of the likes. There's very few guys who have fought in MMA. Like, you know,

even Mirko. Mirko was a K-1 striker and he was a bad motherfucker. But one of the reasons why he was so good in MMA was because he was explosive. He was really fast. And he could hit really hard and quick. But he wasn't like the most technically perfect kickboxer like Ernesto Hoost.

But Ernesto Hoost, he would pick you apart nice and slow. He would do it all with technique and just chop, chop away at you and eventually knock you out with some beautiful high kick or a perfectly placed punch or something like that. But Mirko would murk guys with like one kick. And those type of guys are like at a high level like Mirko was. They're more dangerous in MMA because MMA, everything happens so fast. You're saying Wonderboy's like that?

I think Wonderboy's super skillful. He's skillful in a way, like, when you see him fight Hendrix, you realize, like, oh, my God, like, this is so next level. And he does stuff that everybody can't do. Like, he fights off the front leg. His front leg, you gotta get past that front leg.

And that's not an easy thing to do. He's front leg side kicking you. That was a route. Round kicking you in the face. He could do some shit that other guys can't do. So you have a real hard time bringing in someone in training that has a front leg like that guy. You only have a few guys to choose from. You have to take like Raymond

Daniels. You have to take someone who has Don the Dragon Wilson. Don could have done it. Right? I mean if he could still spar. His whole style was like that. He was just on one leg, just like flipping it up. You know what? Don at Dragon Wilson might still be able to spar. Is that the best name of all time? He's one of those dudes that keeps training deep into his 60s and 70s.

If you light spar with him, as long as you try to beat him up, he's a skillful motherfucker too. Is Ronda Rousey really fighting Amanda Nunes? Is that real or was that a hoax? I think that's what she wants to do, but I don't think it's been set up. I thought she wants to fight Cyborg, and Cyborg said she's going to need face surgery if she fights her. Do you know what Cyborg said? She said, I'm like Candyman, just say my name and I'll come.

She scares me. How big is that fight going to be? Cyborg and Ronda? Cyborg was calling her out today. She wants to fight her so bad. And then she said, maybe if I was blue eyes, blonde hair, you'd make a division for me. Give me the goddamn fight. Oh, my God.

Boo. Oh, my God. Cyborg. Oh, my God. Such a monster. And you know what, man? Here's the deal. There's a lot of other women out there that fight at 145.

This idea that there's no women at 145, that's just not true. No, there's women at 145. Yeah. They just don't want to fight Cyborg. Nobody wants to fight Cyborg But some do Lena Landsberg just fought her She took the chance She's not a true 145er

She didn't land one punch She had to know she had no chance She took it for the She's a world Muay Thai champion She didn't take it for the payday She didn't make anything? She made something She got into the UFC Now she's in the mix She can have a career for the payday. The girl was a World Boycott champion. She didn't make anything? Not really. Well, she made something.

She got into the UFC, and now she's in the mix, and she can have a career in the UFC at 135. She did nothing. She took a chance, but if she won, it's a giant chance. If you win, you're a fucking superhero. There's no one right now that would give her an issue in the UFC. Here's what has to happen. Unless Holly, with her fighting style, would fight her at 130. Or, here's another example. Jorina Barge.

If Jorina Barge has been training MMA and she decides to come over to MMA, you want to talk about a nasty kickboxer. She's got some insane record. I think she's like 30-0. No one wanted to fight her for years. Didn't she beat Cyborg? She beat the shit out of her.

She's gangster. She's tall. She won by a decision. She won by a decision, but then remember... She knocked her down twice. Yeah, she knocked her down. She knocked her. Is she talking about doing MMA? If she did, I'm saying that's the kind of fighter you need to challenge Cyborg. Cyborg takes her down, submits her. She's a lockbelt. She couldn't keep her off her.

You're right. She might. That's the other thing people forget about Cyborg. She's a black belt. She couldn't keep her off her. You're right. She might. That's the other thing people forget about Cyborg. She's a black belt on the ground. Legit black belt. So strong. So if you're worried about that, you know what I'm saying? Now you go to the ground with her. Totally true.

If she can take her down. But in MMA, you also have to realize that Barge is fighting with smaller gloves. She can land shots that are likely going to have more impact with the smaller gloves. She can also break her hand easier. She can also get taken down. She's a badass, dude. She can't fight the same way. Did you see this fight?

Yeah, I did. This is her fighting her. On XSTV, yeah. Dude, Barge is no fucking joke. Look at that knee. Look at that step-in knee. Dude, she is no joke. There's a front kick to the face, and so Cyborg swarms her, you know?

Cyborg still gives her all she can handle. Oh, yeah. She didn't make it easy. And also, remember, Cyborg. Boom. Look at that. See, I see this. I go, Jesus Christ, Cyborg still gives her all she can handle. Oh yeah, she didn't make it easy. And also remember, Cyborg... Boom! Look at that. I see this, I go, Jesus Christ, Cyborg has a chin too. Oh dude. What the fuck? She ate some crazy shots. She's so game. See if you, Jamie, see if you

can see the front kick to the face that she landed. She landed like a teep kick to the face early in the fight and dropped her. How gangster is Cyborg? I don't know what you do with her. I don't know who's gonna fight her. I don't know who the fuck is gonna step up and fight her. Here's the thing who's going to fight her. I don't know who the fuck's going to step up and fight her. Here's the thing. Nobody wanted to fight Barsch.

She's not even a kickboxer. She's an MMA fighter. And she chose to fight her in her sport. That's how game she is. But she still made it to decision. How big would that fight be, her and Ronda? Cyborg and Ronda. It would be the biggest fight ever, right?

Crazy. If they could make that happen. It would be the biggest one ever. I heard, I read Ronda's training hard is that true that's what i heard too i don't know i don't know i don't know i mean the only way to know is to talk to someone who's training with her and then you have to trust them or you have to go watch her train right you know i don't know god i'd love to see her come back at the top of her game yeah you know well such a draw amanda nunez is fucking terrifying yeah she's got ridiculous

power in her hands she she punches with snapping crisp punches yeah you could see like misha tate was like oh i know that yeah one she landed one and me she was like it's not good look at that knee boom look at that beautiful step in knee look. Look at that, man. I know. Damn, she's nasty. Wow. Barsch is no joke, dude. It was a scrap. No, it was a scrap. Cyborg landed a right hand.

Yeah, dude. It was a scrap. I know. See that? Boom. So imagine that punch with small gloves. Oh, yeah, for sure. Look at that Superman punch Cyborg landed.

Cyborg's so gangster, dude. She's so gangster. She's so goddamn tough. I just don't see anyone beating her. I think, yeah. Damn, what a see anyone beating her. I think, yeah. Damn, what a crazy fight that was. I think if she's landing those with four-ounce gloves. Who knows?

Who knows? But if Barge lands with four-ounce gloves, it's the same thing. She's hurting her there with shots, too. But it was the knees that was hurting her, it seemed like, mostly. It was everything. She hit her with a lot of hard jabs, too. All right, let's see. Dude, Vitor looks pretty good right there.

Let's see. They reinflated him. Well, he doesn't look that bad right there. The best he's looked since the- He's got extra around there. Since the golden snitch came in, your boy Novitsky. Is he called Snitch?

The golden snitch. But dude, there's no traps like the old Vitor. No, it's not. But you know what? The old Vitor fought in a bunch of different weight classes. The old Vitor from TRT days was 185 or though So you got a point by the most dangerous guy in the world when he was on TRT

So I'm spinning fucking heel kicks your eye, but dude with it with the traps and the long mohawk. Mm-hmm Oh, he was terrified when he will He has the skills to the face. Yeah that one. Yeah, he's no joke. man. The scary thing is the skills to back all that up. Dude, he's lightning fast. Is he like 38 now? He's definitely not in his prime. He was the first Brazilian to come out with legit boxing. Finally, a Brazilian with boxing.

Shit. He came out. Yeah, look at him there. Look at there. Wow. That's crazy. That's a crazy difference. But here's the thing that Chris Weidman said.

And that's the same weight, right? Yep. Yep. Chris Weidman had a good point, though. He said that it might actually help him because he wouldn't gas as much. Come on, Chris. Because he was doing so much steroids before he would gas. Excuse me, sir.

I know you beat him, but come on, Chris. That's what he said. Come on, man. No, I'm just saying. I'm talking to Chris. I'm not talking to you. That's what he said, bro. That's what he said, man.

This guy's good. Gegard Mousasi, he always looks like he doesn't give a fuck. No, he looks like he's bothered you're there to watch him fight. Like he's upset. Like if someone was like, hey, you know Gegard Mousasi is a serial killer? I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. Like he doesn't give a fuck about anything. I think he seems like a real nice guy.

He's been fighting forever. He's legit. Remember when he knocked out Jacare with up kick? Yes. Yeah. And then didn't Jacare fall into his triangle too? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He was the man in dream. Nasty KO. I don't think he fell in his triangle, did he? He did that to somebody else. Who did he triangle? Jacare. I remember he didn't triangle.

I thought he knocked him out and Jacare fell into it. Maybe he just knocked him out. I think he just KO'd him and got off of him. But I think he did that to somebody else. I remember him triangle. He didn't try. I thought he knocked him out and Jacare fell into it. Maybe he just knocked him out. I think he just KO'd him and got off of him. But I think he did that to somebody else. But I remember him trying. Yeah. I think he did that to somebody else where he upkicked him and triangled him. Yeah.

Just for old time's sake, when you like to see Vitor win. You, Cam Haines, you're one of those guys who wants to see a guy win. Yeah, he does. You're like a rooter. We don't. There's very rare rooting here. Of course, Eddie Bravo will be rooting for Tony Ferguson when Tony Ferguson fights Dos Anjos. Yeah.

Because it's his boy. But for the most part, when we watch these fights, like, people, like, I know Vitor for sure. I've known him for a long time, and I've known Gegard. I like both these guys. So I watch this fight, and I just go like, hmm. But you're like, I want to see this guy win. Yeah.

I like it. Hey. I like it, sir. I'm a fan. Yeah. Oh, me too, man. I'm a fan. Yo, Brendan, can I get one of those? Yeah. Thank you, sir. Oh, can I get one. Hey. I like it, sir. I'm a fan. Yeah. Oh, me too, man. I'm a fan. Yo, Brendan, can I get one of those?

Yeah. Thank you, sir. Oh, can I get one? Shit. Corona, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. This is a... Can you pass that one?

We'll have one, too. Thank you. Oh, let's have a couple Coronas. I feel like Cam wants to dip into this whiskey. You seem like a whiskey man. You looking at that whiskey, Sam? Yeah, he's been eyeing it up. You want some of that whiskey, Cam?

We could all have a little gentleman's glass of whiskey. We got some ice there. Here we go. We should celebrate your bowl. Yes, we should celebrate. Look at Vitor moving. Gegard with a nice leg kick. Okay, I'm going to be unbiased now.

Nah, you can't. There's no going back. Here's the thing with Gegard. Gegard's got to be real careful of the blitz. Especially early. He can't disrespect that blitz. I feel like he's too smart for that. I hope he is.

Otherwise, you'll get murked. I think so, too. But there might be an attitude that some fighters have that Vitor, without the TRT, is very vulnerable. Not in those first two minutes. No, not at all. He was on. Oh, see? Oh!

Oh, he's coming, Saad. He is. Oh, and Gagar. No. He said no. He said no, no, no, bitch. He gave him the Mutombo figure wave. Oh, shit. He gave him the no, no, bitch. He gave him the Mutombo figure wave. Oh, shit.

He gave him the no, no, no. Oh, amazing Mutombo reference, sir. I'm from Denver. Gegard. Come on now. And Gegard advances. You know what that means to me? That means to me that that little finger might have had an effect.

I agree. Usually when guys do something emotional like that, it kind of fucked them up. That leg kick. Left kick to the body. Yeah, the body. By Vitor. Powerful short shorts by Vitor. Vitor swinging.

Vitor swinging. Well, that's the thing. Do you be able to kick? You know, that's the worst thing about some Muay Thai. Oh, God. Oh, one, two. Both landed. The worst thing about the regular Muay Thai shorts, you ever see those Thai guys are always

rolling them up? Yeah. Like, sometimes those fuckers bind your legs, man. Shit, John Dotson wears capris. His are so big. Have you seen his? They're so baggy. I think the move is the tights.

I agree. I think everybody should be forced to wear the tights because you don't grab them. Why not do the sunga, like the old school? What's a sunga? It's kind of like the Speedo style. Brazilian Speedo. Damn. Why not?

Dude, hold up. What do you mean, wow? You want guys? Well, come on. Dicks are going to start loving them. It's just a part of the fun. Oh, so I'm crazy with Tsungas, but you want to see them on a fucking grass football field? Look at that.

Beautiful takedown defense by Vitor. Gegard tried to close in for the takedown. Vitor's like, bitch, I've been fighting for 20 years. Yeah, come on, bitch. Check this out. I have my master's degree in MMA. Take this knee to the body on the way out, son. Oh!

One-two. That's one-two for me. His speed hasn't left him. That's usually the last thing to go. I mean, the first thing to go. You know what else hasn't left him? His work ethic. Vitor is a notoriously hard worker in the gym. Everybody that worked with him. I did a training camp with him. It's insane.

It's insane. Tell me. Insane. Talk to me. He just, you know, he's the first guy that I really knew who did like a super camp where it's just about about him like he brought in specific training partners Brown GSP Nate my cart myself when he's fighting Anthony Johnson He brought in just this core guys no She's for him and they'd have his jiu-jitsu coach their wrestling coach striking coach all times Well, that was a good fight. Did you just spar with them or what? Grappling Anthony Johnson when he choked out Anthony Johnson at 170.

No, it was 185. 185, sorry. And Anthony Johnson didn't make weight. Yes. That was in Brazil. Correct. And Johnson put the storm on him in the first round,

that rumble storm. Yeah. And he survived the storm and it was a big fight for Vitor because he overcame adversity. Yep. He was in trouble.

After that storm? Yeah, and then he choked him out. Rumble's done. Yeah. Isn't he? He gets gassed. Back then he was because he was losing way too much weight

Mm-hmm the rumble of today is different like if you watch the rumble of today when he fought Phil Davis he went three hard Oh, yeah, that's right beat Phil Davis up. Yeah, it's different rumble It's a different run for sure when he's at 205 but Dan If you want to like make that argument Daniel Cormier was able to weather the storm, and he grounded him out. And then he actually got the choke. That's the fight I was thinking of. He sucked him dry. But you have to also realize.

Sucked him dry? Excuse me, sir. I'm not in that way. I mean his energy. How dare you? Jesus Christ, that's a tough one. Well, he drained him. That's a hard one to ignore.

I'm sorry. Sucked him dry. I'm not thinking that way. I wasn't either. I wasn't either. I wasn't either. I was thinking in terms of almost like a spider. Yeah, DC is suck your dry. DC is such a grinder.

You know, like he wears that shirt, King of the Grind. Embrace the grind. Yeah, embrace the grind. No, he has a King of the Grind shirt. No, embrace the grind. No, embrace the grind, everybody. No, that's DC's thing. But doesn't he have a shirt that says King of the Grind? Is it? Why do I think he has that on his shirt? I thought it was embrace the grind. No, embrace the grind, everybody. No, that's DC's thing. But doesn't he have a shirt that says King of the Grind?

Is it? Why do I think he had that on his shirt? I thought it was embrace the grind. Definitely, that's a wrestling statement, but I believe... Oh, Musashi hurt him! Yeah, the old one too again. I think he had the King of the Grind too. I might be mistaken.

No, you might be right. Oh, yeah, King of the Grind. There it is. Thank you. I thought it was mistaken. Apologize, Brendan. It doesn't matter. Come on Thank you. I thought I was mistaken. But anyway. Apologize, Brendan. It doesn't matter. Come on.

I wasn't sure I was right. But he wears both. He wears Embrace the Grind from Cage Fighter, and then he wears King of the Grind. Oh, Knee to the Body by Musashi. But my point was that DC was able to- Both of them. Front and back. You got them both, right?

Oh, okay. Both right. Okay. My point was that DC was able to drain Johnson. He eventually got him to the point where you could tell Rumble was breaking and he was going to crack. He broke his will. He broke his will.

Yeah, he did. He just kind of gave him his neck, didn't he? Vitor did too. But the thing is, he was training for Jon Jones, who was most likely going to strike with him, and instead he got Daniel Cormier, one of the best wrestlers to ever fucking do it in MMA. If not the best in MMA, when you think about it.

World class wrestler. Just go through his resume. You got to watch him when he fights Josh Barnett to appreciate how fucking good his wrestling Josh did break his hand in that fight, though, early on. So did Daniel. Daniel broke his hand, too. And he did mollywhop him around. And Daniel scoops him up in the air and throws him to the ground.

And this is at heavyweight. Barnett, who was the youngest UFC heavyweight champion ever, and Daniel Cormier hoists him up in the air. All 260 white pounds. Boom! And just fucking throws him on the ground. What do you realize? Jesus.

He fucking pounced Dan Henderson off the mat. Watch this shit. And he does it off this power single. Look at this. Watch how he hoists him up here. Look at this. Come on, son. That's fucking nuts.

Boom! Daniel Cormier. And remember what he did to Dan Henderson? He did the exact same move to Dan Henderson, but literally like... Exactly. Look at this. Come on, man. Henderson looked like a little kid in that one.

Yes. Dude, that is some serious world-class throwing ability. And the Henderson fight, he did that about ten times. Yeah. That's how goddamn tough Dan Henderson is. He's throwing him around Like a rag doll There's just a clear Difference in size

And horsepower And wrestling ability I mean all of the above He beat Henderson Beat the shit out of him Beat the brakes off him For three rounds And also guys at that level

I think he choked him out Right Didn't he choke Dan asleep Yep And guys at that level That wrestling level There's really no catching up When they're that good

No So good The only two guys I've ever wrestled Where I was like Oh there's just no there's nothing i can do is dc he literally i was like all right what the hell am i gonna do here and uh king mo oh yeah and they're boys and i was like all right you know what king mo is one of those guys where you when you saw him the early parts of his career you thought this guy has all the potential to be like an all-time great like a serious world championship caliber wrestler he's had a really good career as a yeah he has had a really good

career but i i feel like what's the latest if he was in the ufc like early on like more people would know didn't he 100 with him a he's the probably the nicest guy in the world b he might be the best fighter coach i've ever met in my life, too. Really? Didn't he lose to Phil Davis? The way he would break it down in a split decision. Yeah, yeah. And that was to fight for the world title.

The champ, Liam, yeah. Well, the crazy one was when he fought, what was his name? Emmanuel Newton. Emmanuel Newton. The spinning backfist. The spinning backfist. I know, man. Screwed him.

Wow, it was crazy. Stuff that takedown again. Vitor. Ooh. A little blood coming out of the forehead of Vitor. Wow, it was crazy. He stuffed that takedown again. Vitor. Ooh, a little blood coming out of the forehead of Vitor. That's nothing, though. But King Moe was murking, guys, because remember he'd go over to Dream, do that, and then bounce back here. And he was like, he's had a weird career path.

Remember when he knocked out Seth Petruzzelli? Dude. It was nasty. God, the jabs. Ooh, beautiful jab by Musashi. See, now Vitor, that blitz is not as effective. You're in the second round, and this is what Musashi predicted that he was going to stop him in theashi. See, now Vitor, that blitz is not as effective. You're in the second round, and this is what Musashi predicted, that he was going to stop him in the second.

Oh, I kicked him. Oh, shit, son. Oh, shit. Musashi turning it up. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uppercuts. Oh, Vitor's covering up. It's close. It's over, son.

Oh, Musashi looks insane. Oh, God. Look at the technique here. Looks like he's on a lifting ground. Was that the craziest throw yet? Vitor survived that. That's insane. Show me another flurry that went down like that. Oh, he's on a lift. Was that his craziest flurry? Vitor survived that. That's insane. Show me another flurry

that went down like that. That was... Oh, beautiful throw. Oh, this fight's... Ioana. This fight is in grave jeopardy being stopped. Grave jeopardy,

that's what I just said. You heard me. That's impressive, man. The ferocity. God damn, Musashi. He hasn't slowed down one bit. His cardio is insane. Hey, I'm impressed

with Vitor for weathering. Oh, look at those elbows. Look at those elbows that he's throwing. He's holding the back of his neck and throwing the inside of the mount. Oh, no. It's not good. Oh, I'm impressed with Vitor for weathering that. Look at those elbows. Look at those elbows that he's throwing. He's holding the back of his neck and throwing the inside of him. Oh, no. It's not good. Oh, my God.

He's fucked here. He's smashing Vitor. Oh, he got the choke. He's going to choke him. Yeah, it's over. Wow. Oh. Vitor's surviving.

Incredible. No, sir. Incredible. He's hanging in there. Incredible. UFC's legend. He's got half guard. It ain't that easy.

He's got to put him in full. Oh, he went three quarter mount full mount he went three quarter mount Vitor's getting smushed it's a long time left that's an eternity with those landing you gotta stop the fight

that's it wow Musashi looked fantastic holy Jesus best jab at 185 too I think that was some brutal striking on his part you know what man he predicted it Wow, Mousasi looked fantastic. Best jab at 185, too, I think. Dude. Wow. That was some brutal striking on his part. And you know what, man? He predicted it.

He said he was going to stop in the second round. He said, I'm going to weatherstorm in the first round, then I'm going to stop in the second round. Makes sense. Doesn't Vidor have to be close? Yeah, he's 39. I mean, close to signing with Bellator and getting back on TRT. That's the move, right?

That's what I was talking about. Yeah, I know. That's what I was thinking, though, Kim. That's what I assumed you were going for. Look at this. High kick started off. Wow, he rattled him with that high kick, man. That right hand.

Oh, yeah. Dude, Vitor's in trouble. And look at this. Mousasi coming on like an Armenian demon. Boom! High kick. Boom! That right hand. Holy shit. Look at this combination. I! Oh, my right hand.

Holy shit. Look at this combination. I know. Uppercuts. Oh, my God. Vitor is just barely hanging in there. That reminded me of that Joanna combination. Remember that?

Whoever she was lighting up. Penae? Yeah, Jessica Penae. God damn. Real good stoppage. Real good stoppage. Yeah, it was. He gave them all the chances in the world to recover.

Because he weathered it for a bit. You give him pledges like that. You give him a little bit of leniency, right? God damn. Gegard Mousasi's good. Yeah. That was like his best performance. His best performance in the UFC.

For sure. It was a big win. When was his last win? Dan Henderson. He stopped Dan Henderson Stopped Dan Henderson In the first round That was a little bit ago It was a while ago I think it was two years ago

Then the Golden Snitch said You want to do what Well that was I haven't seen him win in a while That was the last TRT fight I think That was his last TRT fight Correct sir

No I think it was Post TRT Stopped him in the. No, I think it was post-TRT stopped him in the first round again. He stopped him one time when he was scary Vitor. They fought a few times. And Henderson beat him. Henderson beat him by decision and pride.

Then scary TRT Vitor stopped Henderson in the first round. And then non-TRT Vitor stopped Henderson again in the first round, too. Non-TRT? I'm pretty sure. the first round, too. Non-TRT. I'm pretty sure. Am I right? Is he right on that?

Dude, I don't know shit. Wind, head kick. What's the date on that? Luke Rockhold is for sure TRT. Dan Henderson was for sure TRT. Then the loss to Chris Weidman, and then Dan Henderson again. So the loss to Chris Weidman. Oh, you're right, sir.

Yeah, he was deflated. Hey, where was that fight, though? Which one? That UFC Fight Night 77? Brazil. Was it Brazil? Fight Night 77? Brazil. Was it Brazil? It might have been Brazil. Where's it say?

Where's it say? Do I have skeptical hippo eyes? Mm-hmm. Sure as fuck do. Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo. Skeptical hippo does not think that Vitor was off. Yeah, he won not even a year ago.

Yeah, so I guess that was a year ago. That was in November 15th. Isn't it weird that in boxing those records are shit? Yeah. Oh, you don't have a career. It's crazy, right? You've got to be undefeated. You can't lose.

Or you can have like one or two losses like Canelo has one loss. Depends who it is. Yeah. You know, I don't watch boxing that much, but up in Big Bear, one of the guys, one of the trainers there turned me on. There's this Russian guy. Is it Triple G? Yes, Triple G. Only the best guy in the world. I saw a highlight reel of

his. Holy shit. What's his name? What's his real name? Gennady Golovkin. Gennady, yeah. Golovkin. That guy's legit, right? Well, there's like three of the world's best fighters. If you have the top ten world's best fighters, three of them right now in terms of boxing are Russians. Vasily Lomachenko.

I mean, that guy's insane. He's probably my favorite to watch. One of the best boxers as far as pure boxing technique, like an all-time great. He only has seven fights. Already. The top three guys are not American. No, not the top three. Sergey Kovalev is fighting Andre Ward, and both of those guys are top in the world.

This is Gennady Golovkin right here, Eddie. This is a highlight reel of Golovkin. This is the one I saw. He's a monster. He's so good. He just fucks guys up. He has to fight Canelo next year. Can he fight Floyd Mayweather?

Floyd Mayweather is not going to want to have nothing to do with this motherfucker. Are you sure? He's too big. He's also too big. This guy's too big. He's a 160. Floyd would never take that fight. Look at that left hook.

You don't think so? Oh, walk away. Are people talking about it? No, no, no. Floyd doesn't want nothing to do with this. The super fight's Canelo, Eddie. Here's the thing about Gennady Golovkin. But Canelo fought Mayweather, so you would think that that was...

He's so big. He did that for the money. He was young. Yeah. He kind of knew he was going to lose. But the real fight is right now, because Canelo's never been better, and then... Yeah. Because they can fight, man.

It'd be so fucking sick. That'd be huge. He's a big 154, too. Yeah. Okay, now I'm into it. But here's the thing about Gennady Golovkin. They had a pay-per-view fight with him recently, and it did not do well. It's not a draw.

The problem is most people don't know who he is, whereas Canelo Alvarez is a fucking superstar. He's the biggest draw in boxing. Canelo's a giant superstar. Has he lost since Mayweather? He's been knocking everyone out. Oh, really? He's torching people. Yeah.

He's never looked better. Never lost. He's had some good fights. The guy that he fought, the last one um that they uh they stopped the fight oh he lurked him his corner stopped the fight early uh oh no that that that's triple g yeah you're talking about uh that's what i'm talking about yeah i was talking about canelo oh he's never better triple g uh when he fought uh what is his canelo fought uh liam smith and uh triple g fought fought oh god damn it

the English guy and it was in England his corner threw in the tower yeah his corner threw in the tower and he was getting beat up by Golovkin god damn CTE

I can't remember I can't remember it either I don't think it's CTE Cal Brook yes Cal Brook so is Mayweather done Mayweather's done he's retired

no not necessarily he might be hanging around waiting for well if Manny wants to fight one more time if Manny wants to fight one more time If Manny wants to fight one more time too I think it'll be gigantic Because Manny's still fighting

He's fighting again soon You can keep that fight Here's Gennady Golovkin He stops Kell Brook Kell Brook? The first time I thought Triple G looked human Well Brook is really good man Undefeated world champion

Who's this guy? Gennady Golovkin, TKO, oh, this is just a shitty HBO thing. I mean, he's just so good, man. But your boy, Kovalev, in Ward fight in November, that's the fucking fight. That's a great fight.

Dude, boxing's never been better. I'm so crunk on boxing. And then Tyson Fury went crazy. I love it when you say, I'm so crunk on something. I get very excited. I'm so crunk, man. I never get to use that word either.

It's a great word, crunk. Yeah. I get very excited. I'm so crunk, man. I never get to use that word either. It's a great word. Crunk. Yeah. Tyson Fury's gone nuts. Yeah, he has a mental issue. He just can't deal with it. So now they're talking about Klitschko versus Anthony Joshua. Yeah.

If you've ever seen Anthony Joshua, he's like the golden boy in England. So is Tyson Fury going to step away from the title? White guy? Yeah, he's retired. White guy from England? He said retired. No, black guy. Bodied up for days. But Tyson Fury is a traveler.

Tyson Fury is a traveler. Gypsy. Yeah, but I think they call themselves travelers. He calls himself a gypsy. He's a white guy. He's a white guy. Yeah, he beat another white guy. He beat another white guy.

So right now in the heavyweight division, there's a couple legit white guys. But the most scary guy is a black guy. Two of them. Anthony Joshua. Anthony Joshua is a black guy. Two of them. Anthony Joshua. Anthony Joshua is the scariest guy. Anthony Joshua is the... Deontay Wilder. Is this high school right now?

Oh, and don't forget Shannon motherfucking Briggs. People still sleeping on Shannon Briggs. Nobody wants to fight that guy. Is that his son? He's older, so like he's young cats

are like, ah, we're good. He's 43 years old, but he's still knocking motherfuckers out. How dare you throw him into the mix like this? Shannon Briggs is still around? I love him too.

Let me say something, man. He's still around. I follow him. David Haye doesn't want to fight him. That's Anthony Joshua, though. He's a bad motherfucker. But David Haye has been running away from a fight with Shannon Briggs. How old is he?

He's 43. Can I see Anthony Joshua? He was having an issue with getting a fight. I'm sure. He's a dangerous guy. Super dangerous. Amazing guy. Very skillful. Come on, champ. Talks a lot of shit. Anthony Joshua he was having an issue with getting a fight I'm sure he's a dangerous guy super dangerous amazing guy personality

very skillful come on champ talks a lot of shit that's him right there who's that guy Shannon Briggs that's Shannon Briggs dude

let's go champ he's a bad motherfucker powerful gray beard he is one of the best guys to follow on Instagram yes he's hilarious I follow him

he does on Instagram he'll do these videos where he just, everything he says, he says, let's go champ. He's always saying, let's go champ. Let's go champ. He calls everybody champ. There's no variety.

Everybody's a champ. Yeah, there's no variety. That's it. But he'll be working out. He's dancing. Champ. He starts singing. Champ.

Dude, he wanted to fight with Klitschko, and so he went on a boat while Klitschko was paddle boarding and just started fucking, come on, fight me, fight me, and drove the boat around and made him fall in the water. He's crazy. Oh, yeah. Just talking shit. He's hilarious. He's hilarious.

No one wants to fight him. He's older. It's a tough sell. It's a dangerous fight. He's super dangerous. He's super skilled. He's got nasty power, and he's got a vicious left hook to the body. He throws a left hook to the body.

It's like a laser beam. It's like just hits you in the liver. I thought he was retired and won the belt 20 years ago. He looks better now than he's ever looked physically in his life. I hope he gets a shot, but I don't see one of these young guys doing it. Here's him. Was he working out here? Is this what we're going to see?

Yeah, dude. He's a bad motherfucker. Cannonbreaks is no joke. Come on. And he goes, champ. Come on. Those are... See, this is just working on technique. Yeah, this isn't like him doing combinations. He's doing a great job marketing, though, on social media.

Oh, man, he's incredible. Best in the game at boxing. Better than anyone. Yeah. He's got power, man. Oh, yeah. I mean, what he's doing right here is just, you know, repetitive technique over and over again, trying to blast that power punch.

But he's got real good head movement, slick boxing he knows his shit he sets traps he's not like a like a one-dimensional slugger by any stretch of the imagination i'm a fan but he's got power i don't see it happening though he's a bolder guy he went for a long period where he too was depressed he wasn't in a good place yeah he talks about it he got real fat he got up to like 300 i. I thought you said 400. 400. I don't know. Yeah, we could do that. I was just going to have it on the rocks like a gentleman, but if you want to do shots like some barbarian. I didn't know it was

a frat house. I was just going to have it on the rocks like a goddamn gentleman, too. Yeah, if you show Shannon the Cannon KO, see if you find a highlight of a highlight, a video of him. Powerful main event coming up. More balls deep in Shannon Briggs.

I love Shannon Briggs. I do, too, man. What's the main event? And he's got the old man's drink. When you said Shannon Briggs, I was like, there's no way it could be the same one. Yeah. Like, is this some? Yeah.

That's what I thought. Chavez Jr.? Right. How's he doing? How's Chavez doing? Junior Jr. He's still in the mix. He's still in the Jr. Right. How's he doing? How's Chavez doing? Jr. Jr. He's still in the mix. He's still in the mix.

Yeah, he's just lazy. That's the rub on him. What about Hector Camacho? Look at this. Look at this Shannon. Look at this Shannon here. This was just in May? Recently, yep.

That's Klitschko? God. No, that's Shannon Briggs. But look how good he is, dude. I don't know, some scrub. Some scrub. No offense. He looks like he's about 100 pounds lighter.

Emilio Zarate. My apologies, Emilio. I'm just fucking around. You're not a scrub. But look at this. Look at this fucking beautiful combination, man. This is a dangerous guy. Nobody wants to fuck with him right now.

Shannon Briggs has a real hard time getting fights for a real good reason. Because he's fucking dangerous, man. He just right-hands the body. You know who he should fight? Ortiz. How many heavyweights do you know that move like this? Did he take a lot of time off and then came back, or he never stopped fighting? He took some time off.

Took some time off. Yeah, he took some time off. He had depression. About 20 years. He gained weight. Oh, you went to Buffalo. No, he didn't take that much time off. No, I'm just messing around.

He's old as fuck, though. He took some time off. 10 years? A long stretch, man. Where the gains? Look at this. Oh, shit. Look at this left hook. No, I'm just messing around. He's old as fuck, though. He took some time off. Ten years? A long stretch, man. Where the gains? Look at this. Oh, shit. Look at this left hook.

Oh, my God. Look at this combination. Back that up a few seconds. Look how bad his fucking... Is that left to the body? Watch this shit. Watch this shit. He's standing right in front of the dude.

He's moving away from punches. Good head movement. Come on, baby. Look at this. He gets in tight. Rip. Rip. Boom.

Come on, son. No, he's a monster. He's a scary dude. I'm telling you, he needs to fight without due respect. He needs to fight Ortiz, man. Come on. He's a monster He's a scary dude I'm telling you He needs to fight Without due respect He needs to fight Ortiz He's fighting a white guy Without due respect

I think that's a Brazilian guy It's hard to say It's hard to judge He's whiter I'm telling you I get the matchup for him He needs to fight that dude Ortiz

Out of Cuba No one wants to fight him He's older World champion You're right And that guy's a South Pole Fucking nightmare He's the guy that had that fight

With that Russian dude Where the Russian dude's head Swolled up and he wound up having like Internal bleeding on his brain. I'm in real serious brain injury off that fight which is rare. No one will fight Ortiz who it's very good He's a Cuban. They don't know how he is It's like Joey Diaz. What is this? Kong Ortiz is what I like to refer to him as. He's a bad motherfucker. There's Ortiz. He looks like he's out of Mike Tyson's punch out.

Well, if you watch him fight, man, he's super skillful. Southpaw had over 300, 400 amateur fights. Oh, come on. Look at that guy. Okay, this counts. He's very good, man. He's very good. Died a powerful death.

And he was a world champion as an amateur. Yeah. No one wants to fight him because he's all good, man. He's very good. Died a powerful death. And he was a world champion as an amateur. Yeah. No one wants to fight him because he's always from Cuba. They can't really get a read on him. Well, that Cuban team, man, the level of technique that the Cuban boxing team and the Cuban judo team. I mean, you remember how goddamn good Hector Lombard's judo is? People forget that Hector Lombard ragdolled Jake Shields. Remember that fight? That's when I was like, oh, I'mector Lombard ragdolled Jake Shields. Remember that fight?

That's when I was like, oh, I'm not going vegan. Ragdolled. Oh, how dare you? Whoa, you watched that? One's a meat eater, one's a vegan. He's a vegetarian. I think he eats eggs. I think he's a vegetarian.

Either way, I'm not down for that. You know, Jake Shields is better than ever now, man. His grappling. Fuck yeah, he just submitted Leo Machida, son. I mean, he's getting real bad. People forget he beat Damida, son. He's getting... People forget he beat Damian Maia. He's getting better and better. In my experience,

I don't know if I should say most, but a lot of MMA fighters, as soon as they hit the UFC, it just seems like their grappling just maintains. You don't see visible improvements. Damian Maia goes, huh? Damien Maia, yes. That's an exception.

For sure. I agree with you. Whether it's right or wrong, people don't like watching it. Don't like watching what? Maia. I mean, the casual fan. Don't they like the knockouts? They like it all. Yeah. Because he's so impressive there.

If you just like the knockouts, you just watch kickboxing. We have plenty of that shit. We have a heaven. Heaven. Plenty of that shit. We've always had that. We've always had boxing. Stay there.

I just know sometimes when you listen to the crowd. I'm not saying you. I'm saying you. No, no, no. What the fuck are you doing here? I love it. No, but people, when they're on the ground too long, you hear the crowd booing and stuff. You know what I mean?

That's like in Alabama. Yeah. No, that's like in... No, no. They booed me in Anaheim for that bullshit. That's where Disneyland is, motherfucker. Yeah. That's Orange County, shit.

I got booed like a motherfucker. There's like 100,000 jiu-jitsu schools down there. Fuck you, Sean. People appreciate good grappling. They do. And the fact that Damien Maia brings that character in. Well, he's getting finishes. People appreciate good grappling. They do. And the fact that Damien Maia brings that character in. When you're having him against anybody, any striker, whoever it is at 170, are they going to be able to stop his take down and not get strangled like a wild animal? Cam gets it.

He was just saying he doesn't want to see that bullshit. No, no. No, no. I get what you're saying. People want to see that. People want to see that bullshit. No, no. No, no. I get what you're saying. People want to see that. People want to see someone get strangled. I remember when I said it, who I was talking to, I was like, fuck. It's so hilarious.

Yeah. People like both things. No. The beautiful thing about MMA is that all these things can happen. Like what we were talking about earlier with Tiago Alves and Marvin Kampman. Tiago Alves was tuning up Martin Kampman, and someone fucked up, and his coach, someone apparently, according to I believe Tiago said, someone called for a takedown. After he had Martin hurt, they were like, take him down, take him down. And he shot in, and Martin has a nasty, he just locked it up nice and tight.

That's what's the beautiful thing about MMA, is that it can turn on a dime because it represents real fighting. But yeah, for the average yokel knucklehead, they want to watch dudes throw knuckles. Cam's right. For the general audience, they want to see big knockouts. But the thing is, it's just like football or anything else. The deeper you get into the sport, the more you appreciate strategy

and crafty moves. I see him, and I listen to you talk, because you talk through the moves, and when he's on the ground and you just see that it's just happening. I mean, it's awesome. Well, Damian Maia versus Neil Magdy was a great example of me

just being in awe. I was watching his grappling as someone who's seen a lot of guys fight in a lot of jujitsu and MMA. Him and Rick Store is another good example. Cause I know Rick store is a fucking gorilla and he's a really good wrestler. And the way Maya put the clamp down on him and just slowly squeeze the life out of him,

like a fucking Anaconda got his back and neck cranked him. It's like, that's pretty dramatic. That's where the commentating I think is so key. Cause you have to be able to explain what's going on because I don't know. You also have to like it. You can't sound like a robot. I like it when that goes down.

You can't sound like a robot trying to figure it out. The knockouts, this is my opinion, I think people like MMA is so huge now, UFC in particular, so huge because

the knockouts, unlike in boxing or kickboxing, the knockouts mean more because that guy could have fucking dragged you down and choked you out, but you knocked him out.

So it's extra special. Sometimes. Sometimes. But here's a perfect example why that's not the case. Misha Tate and Holly Holm. It was one of the craziest fucking fights ever. That was a wild, crazy fight. And Misha Tate, down on points, takes her down in the fifth round and chokes her to

sleep. Yeah, that was huge. While she's throwing punches in the air. I know. That's as dramatic as any knockout. And you don't feel guilty about it. Of course. And you don't feel like you watched someone get brained.

I think the UFC kind of plays into what I'm talking about because they show the knockouts. Yes. They don't show a chokeout on the highlights. No, he's right on this. They should. Yeah, because on Fox, they don't show the top ten submission. They don't show a choke out on the highlights. He's right on this. Because on Fox, they don't show the top ten submission. There's no top ten knockouts. If they did, it would be a hit.

No, they could see a fucking knockout. Not as big as a hit. I love Jiu-Jitsu more than striking. Not as big of a hit as knockouts. It would be just as big. I disagree. You're crazy. Boys, we are about to see the fucking rematch.

Highlight reel of the best submissions. You would get hard to it, but in general, people in some markets. Hey, you know what? People love getting people of the average person. This is a real possibility in this fight. Let's take this into consideration. There's no grappling going on here. You don't know.

You don't know. Michael Bisping might try to take Dan Henderson down, thinking that Dan Henderson maybe gets tired. He can't take him down. That he's older. Who knows what's going to happen here. I think Bisping boxes his face off. Holy shit.

This is going to be crazy. It's going down right now. He just has to avoid that giant fucking H-bomb. Yeah. Just circle away from it. But he has to do it with one eye. Look at that. Touch hands.

And that freaking left to the back of the head. How do they let him fight with one eye? I mean the elbow. Well, he can see enough. He can see enough. Apparently, what all that stuff does, it's not like his vision is devastated to the point of no repair. It's

like he needs that in there to keep his retina intact. Only he knows, and his doctors, how well he can see from it. But it ain't perfect. How good does Dan look physically? Yeah. He looks great. Powerful tan, too. He brought in Artem Levin for this camp. Oh, did he? Yeah. Damn. Yeah, a lot of pictures of him sparring with Artem Levin on Instagram.

Levin, who's a former world Muay Thai champion. Joe Schillings fought him. Like, super high-level guy. He was a glory champ. Oh, switch kick by Michael Bisping. Bisping's coach said he thinks Bisping wins by left high kick. Dude, he just switch kicked him up high, and it looked smooth as fuck. Did he?

I didn't see that. It does look really smooth. Yeah, I mean, he blocked it, but it looked smooth as fuck. Bisping's fighting nice. Dude, I don't get why more people don't talk about his striking coach. It's Cyborg's striking coach and Bisping's. Yep. Two monsters, world champions.

And BJ Penn. He worked with BJ Penn, too. Jason Perreault's a bad motherfucker. BJ's out of the fight, huh? Yes, he is. Why is that? And he canceled the entire card because of that. God dog.

I don't know what happened. BJ got injured apparently. Damn. I don't know what the injury is. Love me some BJ Penn. Love him. But you know what, man? That was a crazy way to jump back into the pool. Yeah, bad idea. They did him no favors. You know, we don't know. He looked terrible in his last fight, I thought.

When he fought Frankie Edgar. Yeah. You've got to realize he's also fighting a monster. Yeah, but we've never seen him look that bad. No, we haven't. He was tall stance. But that was also camp in Hawaii, and since then he trained at Greg Jackson's, and he's been there for a long time now. That right.

See that? Hendo landed a right hand. Yeah, he did. Dude, that thing lands flush. This bitch is over. Right. You've got a 46-year-old world hand. Yeah, he did. Dude, that thing lands flush. This bitch is over. Right. You got a 46-year-old world champion. Yeah, if it lands.

If it lands. It landed once. On everybody, right? Correct. Nobody can take that fucking thing. Kane Velasquez, we got knocked out by the right hand. And his left hook, too, man. But you know, Bisbee's just thinking about that right now.

Yes, he is, but it doesn't matter. So is Hector Lombard. The thing about Dan Henderson is he's got that one touch thing going on where he can just connect out of nowhere like with Lombard. He hits him in the back elbow and puts him to sleep. Who the fuck does that?

That's a barroom fight. Take a picture with Dan Henderson and put your hand on his back. It's like you're holding one of those Indian statues that has cigars. Yeah, it's like all raw. He's made out of wood. Pure wood. He does, like, Ryan Parsons, who was his manager and his trainer for a long time, Ryan Parsons used to do massage on him.

Like, he'd do deep tissue on him. He said, dude, I'd be fucking exhausted. Oh, God. He said, I've never massaged anybody, or, you know, Ryan's a chiropractor, too, because I've never manipulated anybody who's as dense as Dan. Is that that is there blood coming down there's blood on top of his head there is that was from the that first one first left where is the blood do you know it looks like it's on the top of his hairline yeah

there's a maybe from a headbutt no is that left jab i think well the good news is he already can't see so it's probably not bothering him at all as long as he's not going the other eye then he's blind yeah he doesn't give a fuck no he doesn't go in the other eye, then he's blind. Yeah. He doesn't give a fuck. No, he doesn't. Who was more game than Michael Bisping? No one. You ever met a guy? Let me ask you this. Has any guy benefited more than the TRT movement than Bisping?

No. No. He's one of them. He's world champ. Well, so is Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse. But he never suffered from it. I'm saying Bisping's not.

Right. Ali Bagutino fought him on that shit. He fought him on EPO, and he still beat him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying he's never had any issues with it. Bisping's fought guys, lost to only guys who have been TRT guys. You're right. You're right.

And took him 10 years to get his fucking title shot. Then he gets it on, what, an eight-day notice and beats Luke Rockhold? Yeah. What the fuck? By KO. How can you not root for that guy? I know. What are you talking about? He's as game as they come, man.

And he's been in the business forever. Remember he won Ultimate Fighter? See that right again? What did he win? Season 2 of the Ultimate Fighter? Season 2 or 3, right? Whatever Tate was on. Oh! Look at that switch kick to the body. It's nice. His switch kick is beautiful. Oh! That almost landed, didn't it?

Yeah, but almost is a really important point. He's sliding just out of the way. I know, but almost is a really important point. Yeah. Like, he's sliding just out of the way. I know, but that timing. That timing. Hey, doesn't that timing kind of happen? Yes, but you see the way the distance between... I mean, look, it can totally land.

Don't get me wrong. But the way it's missing... Oh, right there! Oh, right there! It's perfect! Fuck you! Fuck me. Fuck everything.

What the hell? What the hell's going on? He's 46 years old. What is going on? Oh! Oh! Elbow. Elbow to the head.

Oh, God. I don't want to see this. It's over. I don't want to see this. Now it's not over, man. Bisping is fucking struggling. Oh, God. Get up, Bisping.

Get up. Grapple. Oh, my God. Bisping. He's hanging in there. Bisping. Oh, man. Holy shit. Get through the round! Take it out of his arm! Oh my god! Get through the round!

Holy shit! He's like, come on! Come on! He's still here! Holy shit, this is a fucking war! No! Oh! Switch kick!

Rest! Why? Rest! Here's another thing about Bisping people underestimate. Resting heartbeat, 34 beats per minute. Look at this cut! Look at this cut! It's a crazy cut.

Dude! Dude! That right frickin' murked him. It's a crazy cut. Dude! Dude! That right frickin' murked him. It's a crazy cut. Look at his fuckin' eye, son! How about that? All camp! All camp! That is a nasty cut.

Circle away from that fuckin' right hand. The right. First round. Listen, this is not that bad. This is not that bad. It's not good, Joe. No, here's the thing. It's below the eye. Whatever's happening up top is in the forehead, which bleeds a lot, but not that bad. Hey, that's his good eye. Isn't that gonna

swell shut? It could, but it might not. That's a great point, Cam. Here's the thing. They're working on the cut. The real problem. Look at this. We're just talking. The one thing you don't want to happen almost is a good point. Almost is a good point. And that was not almost.

It almost happened again. The exact same thing. The exact same thing. He dodged a bullet right there. Crazy. The amount of pressure Bisbing's under right now, I feel for the guy. I know. I don't want him to lose.

Well, here's the thing, man. That fucking, Dan can definitely still knock him out. A hundred percent. Fuck yeah. He can knock anybody out. We said that before. But Bisping survived. Just the fact that he was able to survive, that's goddamn gigantic.

That's going to mess up your cardio too a little bit, though, if you're Bisping. It might, but Bisping again. I'm worried about the vision. As ridiculous cardio. Remember his Anderson Silva fight? He was basically out in that too and came back in one. Exactly. He was out, out.

He was out, out. Out, out. Flying knee to the face. And Anderson just walked away from it like it was a walk away KO. And the referee kept the fight going. Was that Herb Dean said, no, bitch, get up. Herb Dean. Herb Dean was like, look, I'll tell you when it's done.

He's turning it on now. He is. Look at him. I'll tell you when it's done, motherfucker. My job is referee. Hey, wake up, mate. Get your bitch ass up. Y'all all around.

Shit. Look at this. Oh, my goodness. God damn it. Come on, Michael. He just has to land that one shot. I know. God damn it.

Come on, Bisping. Oh, look at that inside leg kick. And that was beautiful technique. Faked the right hand. Now he went high with it. Holy shit. Dan. I know.

But Dan doesn't care about that. No, he really doesn't give a fuck about any of that. He's just ready to fire this H-bomb. But that all still sucks. Yeah. I like the way Bisping's moving. No, he really doesn't give a fuck about any of that. He's just ready to fire this H-bomb. But that all still sucks. I like the way Bisping's moving. It doesn't mean that Dan can't land it. But here's the thing.

Oh, it's coming. What you brought up, Cam, super important. That left eye is swelling hardcore right now. I wouldn't mind a takedown from Bisping. He does. Bisping looks good. He does. He doesn't look hurt at all. He just needs to get a little sweat on.

Did Dan Harrison get gas during that flurry? He might have. He was going for a knockout. He doesn't have any energy right now. Well, he might be taking a round off. He's not a volume puncher, though. He punched him in the knee. Yeah, he just punched him in his leg.

But he's not a volume puncher. He might just be waiting to land that fucking nuclear bomb. Yeah, but look, he keeps getting hit with that switch kick to the arms. That shit takes a lot out of him, man. Yeah, it does. Oh, yes! Michael Bisping looking for the power right hand over the top. You know what the scary thing in this fight is? Because Bisping, they play that highlight, him getting knocked out, right?

It's Dan Henson's fucking logo. So going into the fight, I'm assuming he wants that revenge, trying to knock him out. Oh, right hand! It's kind of a slapping. That didn't land, yeah. You guys are both blind. I don't give a fuck if you have 10-13 vision. What is it, 10-15?

10-15. Oh, inside right kick. Oh, Bisbee's doing work, son. Oh, shit. Dude, if he pulls us off, this would be the craziest UK fight ever. Oh, shit. He was playing possum. Watch that right.

Watch that right. Oh, my goodness. Dude, he was Watch that right. Oh, my goodness. Dude, he was playing possum. Oh, my goodness. Left hook over the top. That's an old possum, too. He's seen this before. It's like a muskrat or something.

Yeah, he is. What's scarier than a possum? Nothing. A badger. He's more of a badger. A honey badger. Yeah, a honey badger. God, be careful now.

Oh, shit. Again, that left high kick's a big factor. That's why they were talking about it, huh? Yeah. Bisping is a beautiful left high kick Is a big factor That's why they were Talking about it huh Yeah Bisping is a beautiful Left high kick Look at this jab

Looking for the right hand Bisping's looking to Catch him with the right hand They gotta get that End swell on that Fucking eye in between The rounds Oh look at that

Spent some time in Thailand For this camp too See that video Fucker's kicking now Yeah And he's improving Every fight Fuck yeah!

Oh look at that right hand! He's the champ too! You have to respect the fact that him winning the champ, the championship must have had an extreme effect on his confidence. Yeah, confidence. And he's a guy that's never lacked confidence. Exactly! Then he gets the belt and he's like, oh shit I was right!

I told you! I was fucking right! I told you all! Fruit pastels for everybody! They got big balls in the UK. Yeah Yeah, Carter's considered UK boys Ireland. Yes, okay. Yeah, well, it's oh look at that knee to the body People are now they don't even know what the fucking UK is Shut it off! Shut it off!

Right hand! Left hand! Beautiful combination! He's saying low blow! Oh god, be careful now. Beautiful combination by Bisping. Notice the ref too. Oh my god! Oh shit!

What the fuck? Oh my goodness! He's covering his mouth with a hammer! He's covering his mouth! a hammer! He's covering his mouth! It's so old school! It's so raw! It's so raw, he's covering his breath. He's trying to get that arm free so he can cover his mouth again.

That is some old man shit. He's gonna rise up, he's gonna break that clinch, he's gonna rise up and come down with some shit. Okay, let me ask you guys this. Who the fuck do you give this. Let me ask you guys this. Who the fuck do you give this round to? God, that's what I was thinking. Who the fuck do you give this round? Bisping's tuning him up.

Bisping, how about this? You got to go with Henderson on this round. He thought he had it, man. He thought he had it. He was turning it on. He thought he was going to win by knockout. He's so confident. And Henderson just drops the fucking hammer on him. How about keep that left up?

Look at that. He is tying him up pretty good. Yeah. 15 seconds. Bisping coming back. That's behind. Look at this. It's going to be, he's going to rise up and watch his elbow right there.

Bisping, you've escaped. Oh. Dude. It's in England. So help. It'd be tough to give Bisping that round. Boy, that's a weird round, man. Because for sure, Henderson had one spectacular moment.

But for sure before that, Bisping's tuning him up. You give that to Henderson. First three and a half minutes was Bisping. You look at the round and say, who won that round? Dude, I'm a yabba. Bisping didn't put him away. Here's the thing. Look at this.

Boom! Wobble him. Dude, he tuned Henderson up. Kick to the dick. For most of it. Oh, right there. It was a kick to the dick. Kick to the dick. Oh, it was a kick to the dick. For most of it. Oh, right there. It was a kick to the dick. Kick to the dick.

Oh, it was a kick to the dick. Oh, my God. And Bisping's like, said what? Notice the rep. Evil Levine will let you get your ass. What? Boom! Did you call him Evil Levine?

Oh, my goodness. Evil Levine. You called him Evil Levine? Evil Levine. I like that. Look at that. See that swelling? He's asking questions.

He said, what happened? God damn it. Come on, Bisping. Look at that. See that swelling? He's asking questions. You said what happened. God damn it. Come on, Bisping. Fuck, man. Well, he's got to get that end swell. See, they're working on the cut, but there's all that swelling. I don't see them. I don't know.

Maybe they weren't when we weren't looking at it, but I would like to see them have that metal piece. Put that shit on. And at the end, when you know there's 10 seconds left, then you put that shit on that cut. Yeah, fill it up. But the most important thing is that he can see. The cut is not going to affect his vision. The cut is under his eye.

Dude, he dropped him twice with that H-bomb. Hey, how good is Bisping's chin, though? Iron. It's hard. But you've got to realize that Bisping, part of that flurry was him kicking Henderson in the dick. Now that we know that for sure. Oh, shit.

Left high kick again. Dude, look at Dan just like, keep coming. It's like a fucking bear trap. So do you give the first two rounds to Henderson? I do. I would. I do. I don't know, man.

I don't know. After the kick to the dick, now that I know it's a kick to the dick. That's what I'm saying. Now I know it's a kick to the dick. I might say it's an even round, or you might be able to give it to Bisping. No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

How would the kick to the dick sway you more towards Bisping? He almost finished him in the second round. It's true. He almost finished him. How could you lose a round where you almost finished the guy? Oh, let's look, son. It's true. He almost finished him.

No, you got a good point. I mean, I'm just making an argument. I'm like, what are we judging? First two rounds. He's throwing sidekicks to the knee. First two rounds, it seemed like Henderson could almost have finished him. Yep. Correct. But it looked like Bisping was coming on strong in the second round, but now we know

it was a kick to the dick that had a big factor in there. Think about if you're a judge, though. You're thinking, God, who did the most damage? Who landed the most shots? If you look at the strike stats, I guarantee you Bisping's landed way more shots. Well, they also don't care. Well, they don't care about that, usually. Look at Dotson-Liniker. But the actual volume. You know, I'm embarrassed to say I have not seen that usually. Look at Dotson and Lineker. But the actual volume.

You know, I'm embarrassed to say I have not seen that fight. How dare you, sir? I'm embarrassed. Well, you've been killing elk, so I'll give you a pass. I'm out there. I've got to get a year's worth of meat in one shot. That's fair. Providing for his family.

Do you want some? I don't have a grill. How dare you? I wish you would bring some in here. I know. Are you American? I know. Dude, there's a crazy fight going on. You guys talking about a grill. Come on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're right. of the air. I know you American

Looks very good look at that jab Here's the thing about Bisping man. He's looking fluid and smooth even in the face of dire danger And he's looking bloody, but he's not changing his game plan like he's not guys. Keep doing it Let's keep a fucking win by knockout, man. He wants it too bad. He's opening himself up. He's been able to survive so far. He's got to go after him. He wants to wear Dan out. Right now, we're headed into the third,

right? So we've got 250 in the third. We've got two more rounds after this. This is crazy. Beautiful jab. Dan does look a little wet. Looks a little tired. He's still got the power. He can throw that H-arm at any time.

Dude, but that was a beautiful fake. At any time. Beautiful fake to a leg kick, and he's showing it to him again. Now he attacks with the inside. I think Bisping, to win, has to win these next three rounds, too. I don't think he can lose one of these rounds. Yeah, Bisping's got to be careful with that thing that he's doing. He's doing the switch to the high kick, but he's dropping that left hand in a big way.

See how he keeps doing it? And pulling back. Yeah, if Henderson times that, that switch to the high kick, if he's got it in him. It's a matter of whether he's got it in the tank. But he throws that step-in looping right hand. If he can time that switch to the high kick, Bisping can't get out of the way once that leg's in play. See why his leg's up in the air and he's throwing, especially when you're going high,

there's very little head movement. There's very little that you have left. He's also timing his jab when he comes in. That's all Dan's been coming over the top of. Henderson's thrown like three punches this round. Oh, there it is! That's it! That punch! That's all it takes.

It's the power tank. It's the power tank just refueling. I don't think he's a power tank it's the power tank just refueling It's I don't think he's capable of making those. Oh, he made the fake to the knee tap I don't think he's capable of making those those rounds the way bisping's fighting. No He just he's just refueling that battery. Yeah, he's got video game. He's just yeah Yeah, he's got video game. Yeah, he's just yeah Is this right hand actually known as the H bomb? Yeah. Yeah, I think more we're now I think that's more Rinaldo I think he named it But this things up it looks like Dan slipped he landed yeah, yeah God that's dangerous. Definitely definitely back's round. No matter what happens in this fight, they're going to look back at Bisping in UK history books.

See, look at this. Four. Four strikes. Ultimate warrior, right? Come on. This did... Look at the numbers. This did bigger and better in the UK.

The first round, Henderson landed more because he had Bisping dearly in trouble. Oh, shit. Like, no one thinks that Bisping won the first round, right? Impossible. No. Impossible. First round, 100% Henderson. Second round, debatable.

It's a little tricky. He looked great for a while, but he got knocked down and almost finished at the end of the round. At the end of the round. Bisping's taking over now, though. There's a difference between the beginning and the end. Bisping's taking over. Yes. All he's got to do is throw one big bomb.

That's it. One bomb. None of this means too much. Dan looks tired, too. It just makes it a better fight. Dan's like a tidal wave. That H-bomb is right fucking there. Look, right there.

You never know. No. Powerful, stiff kick by Dan. Look for the high kick by Bisping. As long as he's standing, he can knock you out. Look at Bisping. But now I see why they want the left pocket. Look at that shit.

And he smiled at him. He smiled at him. Yeah, he knows it. Yeah. As long as he's standing, no matter how wobbly he is. Remember, Fedor was fucking him up, and then he hit him with that underhook, and he face planted, and then hit him on the side. Do you remember how Fedor was winning?

Yep. He went up the dog fight from side control. He didn't have the whizzer. He kept punching, so he had his back, and then, bah, bah, from the side. Exactly. Yeah. That's what did it. That thing turned around quick

instantly all because of that whizzer yep all because of going up to that the lack of whizzer deep half guard the lack of whizzer

yeah the lack of whizzer he was in side control with the underhook blasted up the dogfight from side control and boom Fedor kept throwing punches when he should have

thrown the whizzer and whizzered him back down but he kept throwing punches so he got his back and then he kind of face planted he was fine he was winning but he face planted had, so he got his back, and then he kind of face-planted. He was fine. He was winning, but he face-planted, had to take a one-second break.

With that position, Dan Henderson was right there. Well, Henderson went, I think he went for the deep half, if I remember correctly, and he got here, and then he threw an uppercut, and he dropped, like Fedor face-planted from the uppercut. I think he scrambled, and I think in

the scramble, Henderson landed a nasty uppercut. That's all I remember. He went face planted, and then he finished it. Fedor had him in side control. Fedor knocked him down. Had him in side control. We're going to the fourth round. We've got to pay attention to this.

We'll watch it for sure. How about this fight? People are hating on it. I love this fight. I'm so glad they made it. Damn, this is the fourth round only? Holy fucking Jesus. Luke Rockhold has got to be home right now going, what in the fuck? It's like, how did I underestimate this dude?

That's how gangster Michael Bisping is. He looks tough. He's gangster as fuck. Still 2-1 Henderson. No. I don't know, man. We're in England. Who knows who's judging it? I would agree with you. He won the last one. It's 2-1 Henderson. No. I don't know, man. We're in England. Who knows who's judging it?

I would agree with you. He won the last one. It's 2-1. It's 2-1 in my book. Yeah. I'm with Eddie. I'm with Eddie. It could be.

It could be 2-1, or someone might have made the second round an even round. That's just hard to tell. Someone may have gave that last round to Dan Henderson, too. No. They have to be crazy. Those guys believe Tower 7 was an inside job. Here it goes. I'm just kidding.

You almost fucked up. I know. I almost fucked you up. Chemtras. I got an conspiracy theory that's going to blow your goddamn mind. Save it after this. We got plenty of time after this fight. Save it after this.

After this fight, we got plenty of time. We don't have to go anywhere. I wish you gentlemen brought some elk meat or something we could snack on. Dude. I got something to cool it at home. I saw you cooking that up. Yeah. DiGiorno's fucking pizza crushes Domino's.

Remember that shit. Okay, let's just watch the fight. Inside leg kick by Henderson. Don't fucking think about that. Okay, okay. Oh! Right hand over the top again. Watch that out.

He's talking to him. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Big Bing was saying something. Come on, come on, come on. I gotta pee so hard. No, I can't. I gotta pee too.

I'm gonna do it at the round. Hey, dude, we need to have someone invent something that we could pee right here. They got that. Oh, Bisping heard him. Bisping's just teeing off, man. The volume. The volume that Bisping threw. Look at that. He is Bisping's just teeing off, man. The volume. The volume that Bisping threw.

Look at that. He is throwing that front leg side kick to the knee. Well, not to the knee, but to the thigh. Powerful Charlie Brown kick. Above the knee. Charlie Brown kick. Isn't it weird that you're not allowed to target the joint with a strike, but you're allowed to heel hook somebody?

What the fuck is that? Oh, God. That wasn't bad. That is a weird rule, Joe. You can't front kick a dude right on the kneecap, but you can heel hook him and rip his fucking knee apart. Who says you can't front kick the knee? In some states.

Oh, that's... Some states have rules against attacking the joint. What? We got another low blow? That is the most retarded rule ever. We talked about that. Get your rest, Dan. Not the knee.

I think he's playing it up a little. The sacred knee. Knees are sacred. Not the sacred... The head's okay. Not the sacred knee. Dan's a pro. He's going to take his time.

He's going to take 459. He's a pro. He's a pro. Yeah, he He's going to take 459. He's a pro. He's a pro. Yeah, he got cracked. Let's see it. Second time in the fight. Ooh, that was solid. Toes to the nutsack, son.

Yeah. But he's going to take his... Good move. That's what you fucking get for having big balls. Now, here's... Let me ask you this. Do you think they should be able to work on Michael Bisping's eye while Dan Henderson is sitting there recovering?

Like, yeah, it's an actual foul. But wouldn't it be nice if he could see a little bit better? No, that would be bullshit. Well, it's just time off. It's just an eye. Is he going to go back? Oh, he's going to take the time. He's definitely taking time.

He's going to do the full five. He's 46. The UFC should hire people to massage the balls. That doesn't help. Oh. This makes him hurt. Trust me, it balls. That doesn't help. Oh. This makes him hurt. Trust me, it helps. Always?

Come on. No matter what. This tells us. You massage it, right? Yeah, always. No matter what. The pain goes away. You see that?

He's trying to shake that ball down. Imagine if that was the job of one girl. This one girl was just like, she had the magic ball massage. You know what I mean? It's about the technique. What is Michael Bisping doing? Who cares if she has fake tits? Michael Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking it.

He started clapping and pointing to him. He's still taking his time. Bisping is complaining that Dan Henderson is milking this. He's a pro. I know a vet when I see one. All right, here we go. Dude, perfect timing. It's like you have a psychic connection to Dan Henderson.

You're back. You're back from the can. I know a vet when I see one. All right, here we go. Dude, perfect timing. It's like you have a psychic connection to Dan Henderson. You're back. You're back from the can. I know Yvette when I see it. Yeah, man. I used that time. He used it well. How long do you think you waited? Two minutes?

Three minutes, maybe even. Maybe, right? You got three rounds rest. That's a big rest for a guy who's tired. Huge rest. He's 46. Have you heard of those cups where they make a mold of your fucking dick and your balls? Oh, yeah. I hear about those every day. You know the circles I travel tired. It was 46. Have you heard of those cups where they make a mold of your fucking dick and your balls? Oh, yeah.

I hear about those every day. You know the circles I travel in. There's a doctor who makes a mold of your fucking package, and they make a cup around your package. Sounds like a pedophile. Let's watch the fight. Hey. 218. And keep track of what Dan does after that long break.

Yeah. He's going to drop a fucking nuclear right hand pretty soon here. Serious recovery. That's exactly what he needed. Oh, the left. Look at that. The lack of flexibility in that leg kick. That's what I'm saying. Those Charlie Brown kicks. I love them. World class level. Yeah, they're great. And he head kicked

back to Lombard with that leg. Sure as hell did. Oh, look at that jab. Oh, man. You give him two minute rest? Oh, he fucked up. He head kicked Lombard with the right. I wonder if Dan Henderson was knocking fools out like in junior high. I'm sure. Grade school.

Here's what everybody forgets. Here's what everybody forgets. They used to call him Decision Dan. Really? Everybody forgets this. Yes. I did a whole piece about this for the UFC recently that it wasn't until 2003. It was when he knocked out Murillo Bustamante.

He knocked out Murillo Bustamante and everybody knew that he had power. Like, remember, he fucked up Vanderlei. He hurt his eye. I think that was 2001,

if I had to remember correctly, in Pride. But around the Murillo Bustamante fight, he started realizing he could merc motherfuckers. So he started really, like, throwing all his power into shots.

Something changed in Dan Henderson's fight style because now everybody knows him as one of the most dangerous knockout punchers ever. But they used to call him Decision Dan. On the underground, that was his nickname. Riddick Bowe went through the same thing. Riddick Bowe never knocked anybody out in the beginning. He was criticized about that. Then he started fucking people up.

Boxing was a little different because Dan, you know, with his world-class wrestling background, he was just decision guys using these grappling. They figured out oh shit, this right hand is from God. Check this out. Yeah, also different because there's only one thing that correct. You know, I mean, we're talking about

wow, look at this. When Riddick Bowe was fighting, he was just boxing. Dan learned how to strike while he was MMA fighting. Correct. Learned how to just drop haymakers on people. Because he came into it just a straight wrestler. Yeah. Look at Bisping throwing sidekicks to the knee, man.

Look at Bisping's face. That's fucking badass. Look at Bisping's eye. Came at a good point, man. That eye is swelling up real proper. Well, Bisping has a background in traditional martial arts, and a lot of people forget that. He's a really good kicker.

He took a Muay Thai fight at like 17. I'm not surprised. He has good karate, too. God, is it 2-2? Fifth round. Is it 2-2? Who won that round? I know.

Got to give that to Bisping. I don't know. Volume. What did Henderson do? He landed a few left jabs. Right, but the volume strike overall, you gotta give it to Bisping. So this might be the deciding round. I know.

This is crazy. And Bisping's cardio's insane. I would assume, I think Bisping puts on a flurry here, but he's gonna open himself up to a huge right hand. Maybe. So the second round is, well, here you go. Henderson did not fight hard at the end of the round after he came back after taking that break. So that might have been part of his strategy. He might have said, look, I'm going to take this big break.

Save it for the fifth. Yeah. And then this is a really smart move because I'll have a deep gas tank in the fifth round. And it's his last round of his career. Dan Henderson's last round. Maybe. That's what he's been saying. Yeah.

But I would say that, too, if I was trying to renegotiate my contract as the middleweight champion of the world. But Bisping is at home. I got a good idea. I bet he's done. He might be done, but if he decides. Last round ever. Five minutes to the rest of your career.

Come on, baby. It could be the last five minutes you ever see Dan Henderson fight. This is a big five minutes. Fuck yeah. Dude, come on. Here we go. Here we go. The legend.

Okay, if he wins this fight, he arguably has the greatest career of all time. Let's think about that. What's on the line in this next five minutes? Pride, Strikeforce, UFC, yeah. Two titles simultaneously in Pride. Strikeforce title knocked out Fedor, knocked out Hector Lombard in his last fight, and at 46 years old, if he could win, it's arguably as the greatest career of all time. Look at Bisping going for the wheel kick. I know. He's looking

spry out there. And Olympic medal, right? No. He silvered. Yeah, he silvered. He silvered in the Olympics. Did he? Yeah. That's a career. Oh, yeah. He's on the Mount Rushmore 100%. For sure. If not the second or first guy. I was there for his first fight in the UFC in

1996. God damn, that's old school. Remember he fought Frank Shumner? Was it 96? Why did I say 96? Oh, uppercut. No, it couldn't have been 96 because my first time in the UFC was in 97. So it must have been 97 or 98. Dude, I think you're right about him saving for this last round, John.

Yeah. Well, that's what a veteran would do. Yeah. Right? You got that three minutes. Let's just skate for the next and try to blow him out. What year was it there? Yeah. Well, that's what a veteran would do. Yeah. Right? You got that three minutes. Let's just skate for the next and try to blow them out. What year was it there? Yeah.

Powerful memory. 98. Sorry, 98. 97. 98, you're right. Alan goes. Oh, that's right. Alan goes.

Very controversial unanimous decision. Hey, have you ever seen Alan goes versus Frank Shamrock? Sure haven't. Oh, shit. That was in Pancrase. Palm Strikes only. Watch that shit. I'm never mad at Palm Strikes. Here we go. Here we go. 336.

This is big. This is huge. Come on, baby. Ooh. Nice combination. See, when you're looking at sheer volume, Bisping's got a big lead. Yeah. And see, there's an argument to be said for breaking fights up in rounds is not wise.

And that the wise way to judge a fight is to give them rounds, but judge the fight as a whole. That's what Pride did, and I think that's the more effective. Oh, the right hand. God, that was close. Oh, that wobbled. It's like he's got some kind of, he's like the Green Reaper with that shit. It's just ridiculous power. Ridiculous power.

What are those blades called? Sickles? Yeah, sickles. Block that left high kick. Yeah, the high kick hasn't been learned. I think that we have a flawed system, and a guy being able to win a round, and then win a round, and then a couple rounds later, he gets almost finished, and the fight ends with him being almost finished, but yet he can still win. Because you're saying, because because that guy won the fight but the other guy won on the card

how about knockout only mma like you only knock out or submission or submission it's finish guys agree to that it's finish only baby insane you keep going you have overtime rounds so someone gets finished and you do it in a football field. Yes. Let's do it You want to do it? Is it on? This thing with a beautiful right left and a left right there nice job. Is there already an RFC? Oh nice inside leg kick by dan probably reality fighting championships wasn't that something about fight companion championships just call it the rogan fight league fight companion championships is good yeah shit that we oh

henderson with a right careful over there god be careful in that cage this being 143 to go that crowd's going going no takes him down Are you kidding me? Look at this? He's got his back dude. Oh shit. He's gonna get a knee Bart He's gonna roll for any Bart. Damn. What the fuck? He's just there with the Greco Roman He's about to do some nasty ground and pound him Now the new they give them not gone into effect yet. He's like a guy on the ground dude. He's Shit into effect yet. He has like a 100% on him. Dude, he's going to be Oh shit. Oh shit. 117 to go.

115. He certainly did. Big deep breaths. 115. And Bisping's got that crazy cardio. They both look a little Dude, what is that decision going to look like?

Beautiful jab. In England? What does that look like? If it finishes like this it's going to be Bisping. Nobody's going to be mad at a Bisping decision in England. Yeah, but I guarantee you the UFC brought their own judges. You think?

Oh, yeah. I would imagine. Adelaide Bird? I'd imagine. Oh, look at this. I'd imagine you can't really rely on local judges. Come on, Dan. Come on, Dan.

The sure as fuck can't rely on the American judges. He's going for a takedown. He's not going to take him down. Oh, that doesn't make him look good. Stuff American judges. He's going for a takedown. He's not going to take him down. Oh, that doesn't make him look good. Stuffed it. He's going to lose this round. Not necessarily. There's still 32 seconds of hammer time, possibly.

That's true. He's landed more strikes in the last three rounds. That's what it says. This thing has? Yeah. Yeah, he has for sure. He won the last three rounds. That's a significant strike. Is a 10-8, is round one a 10-8? It's got to be, right? Oh, that left. You see that? Yeah. Yeah, he has for sure. He won the last three rounds. That's a significant strike.

Is a 10-8, is a draw one a 10-8? It's got to be, right? Oh, that left. You see that? That one's got to be a 10-8, right? I would say so for sure. It's going to be a draw then. Who the fuck knows, right?

It's a draw. We still got 11 seconds. They never give 10-8s. It's a draw. It's rare they give 10-8s. Look at this flying needle face! How much time? 10 seconds.

Not even. It's over. He tried a cartwheel kick, but meanwhile he ends the fight on his back. That ain't good. No. Dude, Bisping might eek this decision out. I think he got it. It's going to be a draw. He won the last three rounds, but the first round was a

10-8. Draw. Who knows, man. It won't do a draw. It's done. We can turn it off now and start talking about RFC. We were going to talk about something. What fight? Oh, Fedor and Dan Henderson. Pull up Fedor and Dan Henderson. Because I think he went for the deep half.

This is what I think. I think Fedor was on top, ground and pound, and Henderson went to the deep half. He reversed him, got into a position where he was on his back, and hit him with an uppercut and flat-faced Fedor. What do you think happened? That's exactly what happened. And then he finished him with ground and pound. Fedor cracked What do you think happened? That's exactly what happened. And then he finished him with ground and punch. Fedor cracked him.

Right. Dropped him. Dropped him. And then Fedor was in side control trying to finish him from side control. Dan Henderson hit that underhook, and he hit that underjack underhook, face-planted Fedor. Here it is. He face-planted.

Here it is. Let's just watch it. Wait, wait, wait. Let's see the Bisping decision first. Yeah, I know. For sure. But it's going to take a few seconds before they show the decision. So here, push ahead to the stoppage.

He cracks. It looks like he cracks. Henderson has him on the ground. Right before that, buddy. So, yeah, he drops him. He ends up in side control. Dan Henderson from side control grabs the underhook, takes it to dogfight. Fedor doesn't throw a whizzer in.

He exposes his back, and then he hits him with a shot from the back. Well, you're very confident in this, so I'm inclined to think that you know what you're talking about. But I could be wrong, though. I've been confident before, and I'm like, damn, I remembered it all wrong. I could easily be wrong. That's also Fedor Fedor there, by the way. Sort of. That's Fedor that had already been stopped by Bigfoot Silva. Still, though.

And there's also the Fedor that fought Brett Rogers and didn't do well in that fight. A lot of people were worried. Pause that real quick. Here it is. He drops him. This is the fight, right? He hits him with a hard punch. See, here's the deep half.

Goes behind him. Boom! Drops him flat. What's up, son? Flawless memory. That was side control. Go back. What are you guys talking about? Go back. Flawless memory. What are you guys talking about? Deep half. goes behind him uppercut drops him flat flies him flawless memory flawless memory flawless memory let me see it again

hold on oh shit here it comes oh it's Bisbing it's Bisbing oh shit And 49-46. Oh, it's Bisping. For the winner by unanimous decision. It's Bisping. And still. Oh, shit.

Wow. I'll tell you what. The Rockhold, Wideman, those boys are licking their chops. Damn. Wow. That was a freakingickin fight That was You know what I'm happy for Bisping man

Bisping At the end of the fight However you scored Bisping looked like He was turning the tide Listen to him They just said something To each other

Shit Sorry about that That's alright I wanted to hear What they were saying To each other Michael Bisping Michael people talk About your skill Tonight Okay Let's watch the Sorry about that, Joe. It's all right. I wanted to hear what they were saying to each other.

Okay. Let's watch the fade-over knockout one more time. I wonder what Bisping said. Show that shit one more time. Let's see what he says. Do it in slow motion. Give it up for Dan Anderson. Beautiful. Got that goldfish eye.

We can't really play this, though. The problem is we can't play the ball at all. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's not ours. Yeah. Look, look. play this, though. The problem is we can't play the ball at all. I see what you're saying. It's not ours. Yeah. Look, look. So he hurts him. He's going to be side control. He grabs the underhook.

Yeah, you're right. It looked like it was a deep half, but his right leg was on the outside. He may have even been a quarter guard. He may have had the foot. It's hard to tell. Let me see it one more time. Look at this eye. It wasn't deep.

Deep half would have been like that. No, you're right. I thought for some reason I had imagined that his right leg was in play, that it was in between the legs, but you're right. Right. You're totally right. Look. Side control.

Right there. He's in side control. Maybe quarter guard. Maybe quarter guard. And he gets behind it. Dog fight. No whizzer. Boom.

Uppercuts him. Yep. No, you're totally right. He did it from the... Is that Michael Bisping's dad there? That is... Wow. Powerful Bisping.

I feel good for that guy. Defended his title. Big win. I feel good for that guy. In his hometown. Yeah. I gotta be honest. That's a big win.

I wish both would retire. I know it's controversial. I wish both would retire. Bisping, you want him to retire? Why? He's not too old. Like, what is it? When he loses... He's got a old. Like, what is it? When he loses.

He's got a bunch of great fights coming up. He's got some big paydays coming up. Yeah, big paydays. He loves it just as much as anybody, if not more. Tell me which fight he's favored in. Tuckray, Weidman,

Rockwell. Let the guy enjoy his victory. Every match that he's in, he can win. Chuck Ray, Weidman, Rockhold. Let the guy enjoy his victory. I'm not saying every match. I love the guy. Every match that he's in, he can win. He got a point. He can win every match. He got a point.

You never know. You beat Rockhold. You could. You never know. I'm just saying he's the underdog in every single one of those matchups. That's all I'm saying. He's the underdog in the Rockhold fight, and that's how he won the title. That'd be the exception, but you're right.

Do you think he was favored in this fight? Yes, two to one. Two to one's big. Okay, here's a scary fight for him. Yoel Romero. And Rockhold rematches stuff. Souza's a monster. Uriah Hall's a monster, dude.

Uriah Hall got stopped in his last fight by Derek Brunson, but he's a goddamn monster. I don't think he's too worried about him right now, though. Who's not worried about him? Michael Bissing's not worried about them. Because he's 10 and 10. Just lost. But Weidman's dangerous as fuck. Those top four, like, huh?

Don't sleep on Talos Leitas. He's one of those guys. He's just like Damian Maia. They came in pure jiu-jitsu, didn't have striking, didn't have wrestling. But a lot of jiu-jitsu guys would have just said, fuck it. There's enough money in jujitsu. Myself included. No need to do that.

True. But he stuck it out. Damon Maia stuck it out. Ron Carnero stuck it out. Fabrizio Werdum stuck it out. And man, now they're legit strikers now with legit wrestling. I heard Fabrizio versus Kane, December. Is that it?

That's what I heard. That's the rumor mill. Talos Leite's got an arm triangle from hell. He could put anybody in that world class. Let me ask you Kane, December. Is that it? That's what I heard. That's the rumor mill. That's a good fight. Talos Leite has got an arm triangle from hell. He could put anybody in that world class. Let me ask you this, though. That's a sleeper right there. Why would they have that fight? Stipe needs time off.

How much time does he need off? Enough time for those guys to fight in the winter fight. That's interesting. That's interesting. Do you agree with that? Do you think that's a good idea? I do. To have Kane fight Fabrizio again?

I do. Because if you have Kane And Fabrizio both wait And fight different guys You know what I'm saying You could have that That could be a headliner too Fuck yeah it's a headliner Yeah

207 Yeah What's that Jamie The December 30th one Oh New Year's Eve So there'll probably be The Ronda Rousey fight If she comes back

She'll probably be on The New Year's Eve card That's usually The biggest card You think that's gonna happen Who knows, man. She's definitely, you don't know? I mean, you're all over him.

I have no idea about this. You don't really know. This is cool. They're shaking hands, and he's giving them props. Is he retiring right now? I don't know. I think he is. I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight.

Legend, son. That's cool. Yeah. Good for Bisping, man. What did he just say? How did he reply to that? I don't know. What did he say? I don't know.

I wish we judged the fight on how you look after the fight. How rude. He looks busted up. How rude. It was a great fight. How rude. He looks busted up. How rude. It was a great fight. It was a great fucking fight. When I look back at Bisbing's career, when they do a documentary on that shit, like on HBO, if it ended right now, fuck.

Look at the guys he's beat. He's a UK legend. Well, yeah, he's by far the biggest thing that ever happened in UK MMA. You look at his career, look at the guys he's lost to. Most of them are TRT guys, and look at the guys he's beat. Okay, but the UK is Ireland, right? Didn't we establish that? It's not?

Someone tweeted and said no. No, sorry, folks. We're so sorry. All you people over there, we don't know. I know they get offended by that. Goddamn you, 8th grade geography. We don't know. We don't know who your king is.

There's a lot of shit we don't know. Hey, kings are fucking cool. I wish we had a king better than what the fuck we got now. I don't think they have kings in Ireland. Damn, Eddie's upset. I don't think Ireland has kings. Bring back the guillotine. Ireland doesn't have kings.

I don't think so. I wish I knew. We all sound like complete dumbasses right now. But England doesn't have kings either. They have princes and queens. Oh, they're going to show the Brad Pickett-Uri Alcantara fight. This is a one round. Spoiler alert.

Oh, there it is. The official name of UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Okay. The official name of the UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But I thought Ireland and Northern Ireland were pretty much united now. Hey, bro. So England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland are the United Kingdom? Okay.

Although most of Ireland is now independent. Interesting. Huh. Irish people are just clowning us right now. Yeah. They're like, they don't know shit about us. He can't even do a fucking Irish accent. Joey could do an Irish accent.

He could do Conor McGregor. Kenny? Didn't you just do Joey doing Conor McGregor? I probably did it. Yuri Alcantara. You forgot about that. Good. I forgot. You can do Joey. It's one of the funniest shit ever. Oh, shit. Yuri Alcantara all over Brad Pickett.

Brad Pickett's had some goddamn wars in his career. Didn't Brad Pickett who did he knock out? Well, he hurt. Well, he's knocked out a bunch of guys No, but he's knocked out a big, big time dude That would surprise you Was it Benavidez?

In an order that would surprise you Who was it? Big time guy, can you bring that up, Jay? He didn't knock out Benavidez The only guy who knocked out Benavidez was Mighty Mouse Did he knock out Mighty Mouse? I don't think so Dodson?

No, I don't think so No, Brad Pickett knocked someone the fuck out. See if you can find out Brad Pickett's... Early career, WC. Oh! Dude, spinning elbow

to the temple. Please. Got an answer, isn't it? Elbow to the temple. Nasty punches. Hope they caught that on Super Slow Mo. Nasty ground and pound.

See what he's doing? He's passing. He never went to his knees. He passed standing. Now he's on his knees. Once he passes, he didn't get on his knees until he passed. That beautiful mount. Look at this.

It's not great. Standing triangle. Down triangle. Down triangle. Look at that. That was a wrap, kid. Damn, that was nasty. Arm bar.

Arm bar. Oh, sick transition. Oh, my God. Both at the same time. Armbar. Oh, sick transition. Oh my god, both at the same time. Look at this. Amazing transition. Beautiful. Pulling the head. Beautiful. Amazing. That's the way jiu-jitsu's supposed to look. Just like that. It's supposed to look

just like that. We need a highlight reel of that. That was pretty stunning. Your average jiu-jitsu school, that happens all the time. Keep going down for me. Look up left. That time. Keep going down. Keep going down for me. Eddie, look up left. That's his record right there. Jeez. Keep going down for me.

It's one that will surprise you. Whose record? We're already all the way down to 2007. I know. Keep going. Damn. God. Hold.

Let me see. Am I bat shit crazy? That's Brad Pickett. Hold on. I'm thinking about someone else. No, I'm missing one. Demetrius. Yeah, Demetrius Johnson. Demetrius Johnson. He beat him. Sorry. He didn't knock him out. it hold on i'm thinking about someone else no i'm missing one uh dimitri uh yeah dimitri johnson he beat him sorry he didn't knock him out he beat dimitri johnson damn interesting 2006 years ago

how crazy is that you don't think about it six years ago you knew it i called knockout but i know it's a big win that's a big win that's crazy though right that's a crazy win i think it's a motherfucker yeah well he's a really good striker this bra right That's a crazy win Bad pick it's a motherfucker Yeah well he's a really good striker This Brazilian said No one brings that shit up Ever You beat Demetrius Johnson

Ever I know So did Dominic Cruz Powerful alpha brain Bringing that out of my brain Damn dude Meanwhile Kell Brook We could not remember Kell Brook

Both of us Nothing but so embarrassing Dry Dry as dust God nothing Searching for water I was just looking for something just a freaking hint that happened so often to me man i'm wondering like when is it gonna like obviously i'm 49

and obviously my brain is not gonna work in 40 years like when i'm 89 for sure it's gonna suck so like when does it start slide is it gonna it gonna start next year? Keep up with that on it. Alpha Brain, man. I'm doing my best, but it's not gonna work for 300 years. Hellio Casey was 96 and he was still speaking like he was 29. That's interesting. But technology might advance, you know, and help your brain out. You never know. It's Jack Daniels versus technology. Who gets there first?

What if they could put your brain? They haven't figured out how to put a brain in another body, but they did figure out how to take your brain and put it in some shit and keep you alive so that you're alive. You just can't move. You're just your brain. I don't want that. Would you do that? Wait, wait. Where'd you read this?

In some German website. They could keep you alive? Was it a pop-up on that Tower 7 website? I said, what if? What if? a website. They could keep you alive. Was it a pop-up on that Tower 7 website? I said, what if, what if, if they could take your brain out

and keep you conscious on your brain where you could actually make shit happen with just your brain? No, I don't want that. But they can't figure out, they haven't figured out

how to take your brain and put it on another body but it was coming. They're doing some experiments. Would you do it? Very good question. When I was 100, I was. Would you do it? And you're 85. When I was 100, I was. You gotta do it while you're alive. So basically, you gotta

commit suicide. And then they have you in your brain and you're in the hospital and then they gotta bring you home. You'd have to be like Brain from Teenage Ninja Turtles. Remember that guy? I think his name was something. They have like a map of the future laid out and you have to commit to this map of the future. They gotta go, look, right now, we can't put you in another

body, but we have to keep your body in this gel for at least three years before we put you in another body. And you can still talk to your homies? The way we have it projected, the brain and the body, so he's got like a super robot body. What are we looking at?

That was Shredder's main homie. That's what I'm talking about right there. But imagine if they said, look, what we've determined is that the brain has to stay in this solution for three years. So for three years, you are going to be trapped in this brain. And you'll stay alive. You'll know that you're alive and you're fucked. And we just don't know what it's going to be like.

Hell no. You can watch TV. But after three years, we don't know how you're going to deal with the fact that you couldn't talk. You couldn't tell anybody you were okay. You had to survive inside of this jar for three years as a brain. An electro with an eye so that you could see out your brain. So you can't talk.

You can't communicate. But the people that know you, your homies and your family, they could just put on a fucking TV. They go, he loves this shit. family, they can just put on a fucking TV. They go, he loves this shit. Boom. And they can see that electric guy blinking. Dude. So you're kind of paralyzed.

For three years. You're paralyzed. It's like you're doing a jail term. You're doing a jail term for three years, but you're in solitary. If I was 100, my balls are down to the ground. My back gave out. Can you imagine dudes at the game? I would do it.

Girls that fall in love with brains and chicken. Imagine that. They can't communicate. There's something about his aura. No, brains and chicken. Imagine that. They can't communicate. There's no communicating, bro. You can't communicate. But eventually the smart motherfuckers can communicate little by little. They can make little clicks. You changed our whole fantasy.

That's a completely different movie. You fucked up the movie. Evolution is evolution. And there's going to be a couple brains that can do clicks for yes, clicks for no. No, no, no. You're in a bowl of jello. This is my thought. My thought is you're doing three years in a bowl of jello.

When you come out, we have to hope that you can psychologically survive the fact that three for three years. Do you have an electronic eye? Can you see anything? You haven't been able to talk. Do you have a little psh in your eye? Hey, you know what, Suck? I'm trying to make my movie.

What's your old lady going to do for three years? Take black dicks. It's a big one. And you're going to watch it. You have to watch it. You have to watch it. You have to watch it. He just wants to see people jerking off. Mongols.

Mongols. They're gonna come in and they're gonna fuck her in tents. God. And you're watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can tell by the brain aura and the color. You put porn on it and it goes. The brain starts pulsing.

The brain starts pulsing. The brain just. Eastern block dudes With big giant square heads Super aggressive with face tattoos It's the frequency of the brain You fed the grandma after midnight And he got out the door

You guys are ruining my movie In my movie the brain is just The torture is there's no way you can express yourself. I'm not watching this terrible movie. They can't read into your brain. They can't read your brain. Your brain is in suspended animation. It'll pulse.

It'll have more blood rushing to it. Nope. Are you kidding? For three years, it's in some sort of a biogenetic. That's some bullshit. Cam's like, what the fuck did I sign up for? Black helicopters. Black helicopters.

You bring strippers and it's like... There's no coincidence. This conspiracy theorist would say, he fucking knows what's up. And the skeptics were like, you don't know. It's just the brain. The skeptics. What happened? Drunks.

Too many drinks. You fed the green one after midnight. He's like Gizmo. Don't feed him after midnight. You are definitely making sense. For sure. No, it's so funny. It makes sense.

I mean, if ever anyone has made sense ever. It's right now. Okay, Brendan. Why are you siding with Joe? Do you hate me? Yeah. You hate each other. I hate you secretly.

Listen, it's totally logical. Okay. Yeah, you guys' movie was cool. Do you think, though, that... Here's the fucked up thing. If you do die, right, and they can take your brain and transport it into another body and rig up some thing for you, what if we find out, though, that death is not really death? That all these ancient religions were onto something?

Is that death is a portal to another experience that you haven't entered into yet? Have you ever done ayahuasca? That'd be awesome. I haven't done that. But I've done DMT, obviously. Okay. Which is the main thing in ayahuasca, which is what your body produces when you're dying. Didn't I do DMT with you?

Was it someone else? Yes, you did. Was it someone else? It was you, right? You did five methoxy DMT. You know what? And it was a very spiritual experience. It made me believe that there,

I believe in a higher power. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's that bearded dude. I don't know if it's the Allah dude. I don't know if it's the Jewish dude. I don't know if it's the African dude or the don't know if it's the Jewish dude. I don't know if it's the African dude or the Inca dude, but there's some kind of shit. There's something

in my opinion, this is just my opinion, something created. There's a creator of some sort. It could be a fucking computer simulation. People believe that. Everyone believes in computer simulations. Oh, that could be true. Neil deGrasse fucking Tyson says it. So that could be true that weGrasse fucking Tyson says it so that

could be true that we're a compute in a computer simulation but when you start talking about like a creator a higher power whatever God but a computer situation I'm following that that fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson. He doesn't like Neil deGrasse Tyson because he represents absolute facts that can't be argued with. And that shit's dangerous for a conspiracy theorist. If Neil walked in right now, I would love it. Oh, my God. You know what I would do?

Write to Chow or something. If Neil deGrasse Tyson walked in right now. What would you do? You would mind fuck you. He would choke your mind, Eddie you you would choke your mind Eddie you choke your mind we put your mind in electric about the moon and then I would listen to him talk about how we actually went to the moon and I would enjoy that hey so what was your point I don't remember no it was it was about if you

die what over a nice chapter yeah it's just another portal is that we don't it was it was about if you die in your brain here's the point we don't know I've said this before but I'll say it again nobody's scared to sleep but everybody's scared to die everybody wants to go to sleep everybody does we look forward to it

we look forward to shutting off because we know that we're going to come back but everybody's terrified of death and we don't understand sleep we don't know why we need it we don't know what the fuck happens we don't know what dreams are we don't understand what kind of psychedelic chemicals are being produced by our own brains while we're out cold we don't know what the experience is like we know we come back with crazy memories and some people are capable of manipulating those memories or manipulating that experience and they have lucid dreaming. I have to just—I've had brief moments of lucid dreaming, and I've never put any effort whatsoever into trying to get good at it.

But I know that some people do, and they concentrate on it all the time. I've done it. Yeah, I'm sure. I used to sleep with DVDs. Yeah, there's a lot. But my point is we don't know what it is. We don't know what it is. We don't know what death is. We don't know. We're so convinced that this state of being awake is the only state that exists.

But we already know of another state that we have no evidence. When we are alive, when you're walking through life, you're watching the UFC, you're driving your car, you have no fucking idea what was going on for eight hours of your day. You don't. You wake up. Oh oh my alarm clock went up time to get up you have you have evidence based on a few fucking slideshows of ridiculousness that took place in your imagination air quotes in the last eight fucking hours we're not talking about five minutes of your day we're talking about eight fucking hours of your're not talking about five minutes of your day. We're talking about eight fucking hours of your

day where you have to shut your head off where you literally have no idea what's going on around you. You have no idea. You have faith that you're going to wake up because you've woken up every other day for your whole life. That alone is fucking bizarre

that you would have any confidence whatsoever as what happens when you die, and that you could tell me that you know for sure. You don't know what the fuck happens when you go to sleep, bitch. You don't have a goddamn clue as to what the fuck happens when your eyes are closed and you're... To die, something has to fail. What's going on in your brain? We don't know.

We don't know. something has to fail. What's going on in your brain? We don't know. We don't know. We're all basing on our rudimentary understanding of normal, awake consciousness, which, for a guy like me that's not a brain scientist, or you, or anybody in this room, we don't fucking know.

We barely understand consciousness on the highest levels of science, they barely understand what consciousness is. There's arguments as to what causes it. There's arguments as to what causes it. There's arguments as to what defines it. Is the plant conscious? Plants can detect

when animals are chewing next to them. Plants, they excrete certain chemicals to make themselves taste like shit when they hear caterpillar sounds from a tape recorder. Is that conscious? No? Okay. What about a dog? My dog knows when I'm pulling into the driveway. He starts barking. He gets excited to see me. Is that conscious? No? Okay. What about a dog? My dog knows when I'm pulling in the driveway. He starts barking.

He gets excited to see me. Is he conscious? No. What about a Venus flytrap? Exactly. Or how about those ones in the Amazon that eat rats? They get this crazy thing that looks like a trumpet. A rat falls into it.

It dissolves the rat. It's like, bitch, you're never getting out. Little shop of horrors. Dude, there's fucking all kinds of crazy shit that you can say. What's up with that? Part plant, part animal. Right. Venus flytrap.

Right. Remember on TV when I was a kid, you could order that shit. That was an infomercial. You can still get those in Amazon. You can still buy them. You can still buy them anywhere. What the fuck? Dude, you can buy them.

Venus flytraps are amazing. Imagine you sent someone on Valentine's Day two dozen Venus flytraps. Marry her, son. Dude, I believe, I think I had one when I was a kid. You said your ex-wife that shit, right? No, that'd be a cool gift. No, they're dope, dude.

They're dope. They eat flies in your house. Yeah. Leave the window open. Come on in, bitch. Yeah. You know, put a little fucking

dog shit inside. What is the biggest Venus fly trap ever recorded? Can you imagine one like Little Shop of Horrors? Remember that shit? Yeah.

Eight people in there? Great movie. Was that based on realism? How come they can't eat rat but they can't eat people? Of course it could it could be something like if you went back to the dinosaur days i guarantee there was all sorts of plants that were eating shit that slipped up for sure eating like ancient raccoons or whatever the fuck there was around 65 million years ago dinosaurs okay do you think that's just the same guy that thinks that the earth is flat

you put out a video about dinosaurs being fake. Problem with that, of course, is we have bones. There's fossils. A shitload of them. In the museums, there's no bones. A lot of them are bones. And they found a- A lot of them, but that's not true. See, here's the thing.

When you're looking at a fossil, what you're looking at is not necessarily really a bone. What it is is where minerals have taken place of where the bone used to be. What a fossilized, like, have you ever seen a megalodon tooth, like a shark tooth? On Discovery Channel. Bud Brutzman had one on his office. Oh, no, no, I didn't see one. Remember we had that conversation? We had a conversation about it. And Bud was

telling me this is a megalodon tooth. And I said, sort of. It is kind of a megalodon tooth, but it really is a fossil of a megalodon tooth, but it really is a fossil of a Megalodon tooth. What that means is over millions and millions and millions of years, the actual tooth itself is changed by the ground, and it becomes mineralized, and it becomes like a rock. So it's the shape of a Megalodon tooth.

But it's not exactly the same as was in the Megalodon's mouth 69 million years ago. It has to be close. It's the actual shape. The shape of it. But it's not a tooth. Right. If you do a DNA test on it, it's a fossil. It's weird stuff.

Didn't they tell you when you were a kid that oil came from dinosaurs? Do you remember that shit? Yeah, that's what they used to do. Fossil fuel. Yes, fossil fuel. Hey, man, there's a guy who worked on the JFK administration. He was the chief of special operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff under the JFK administration. His name is L. Fletcher Prouty.

Prouty? L. Fletcher Prouty. Look that dude up. What he says about oil, holy shit, what that dude says about oil. He said, this is what he's saying. I don't know if it's true. I'm not a geologist. I'm not an oil. He says that

peak oil, like the scare that we're going to run out of oil, is perpetrated. That's him. It's perpetrated by the oil industry. He says oil is the second most abundant liquid in the world. Oil is everywhere. We'll never run out of it.

But if the people knew that, then they wouldn't pay the prices. They have to keep the prices high. They have to give it. This is what this dude's saying. He might be right, but there was a really interesting book that I read that I'm thinking about this today

because today I was throwing some, I was giving some books away actually to Goodwill. We're putting them in boxes, books that I read that I'm not about this today because today I was throwing some, I was giving some books away, actually, to Goodwill. We're putting them in boxes, books that I read that I'm not going to read again. And one of them was Black Gold Stranglehold. And there's a really

controversial book that I read. I don't remember who wrote it, Jamie, see if you can pull that up. But it was by a guy who was saying that oil is actually a natural process. And it's a natural process of the earth.

And that the idea that it was created by fossils or, and then later, the theory was was that plants plants like rotting would create this oil he said it's a natural process of the earth itself and it's constantly renewing yes it does kind of make sense right does that's what Al but you're proud he said he also said this too he said the reason we think it's fossil fuel is because there's John D Rockefeller in 1892 sent a pay a group of paid off scientists to this big scientific community uh committee on organic matter in geneva in 1892

he sent these scientists just so that they can put in that petroleum is organic that it contains hydrogen oxygen and carbon so he knew that if they pass that that if it pass that, that if he can say that petroleum is organic matter, then people will believe that it's going to run out. But it was all a complete hoax. That's what Al Fletcher Prouty... You can get that book for $2. Yeah, that's used, though, dude. That's used.

So apparently there's all these oil, trillions of gallons of oils bursting up all over the world, but you won't see it in American media because they want everyone to think that it's not abundant. It's so cheap. We have so much oil in Alaska and all over the United States that it's cheaper just to get it from the Middle East. It's so much cheaper. Just like it's cheaper to make products in China than to make it here.

We can make it here, but it's way cheaper to just fucking make it in China. Hold on a second. Do you know that most of the oil that we get is actually from fracking now? The Middle East is not where we get most of our oil anymore. Things are changing.

That's part of this whole thing. It's a big issue with fracking. Things are changing right now. Yeah, it's a big issue with fracking. But according to this dude, if you look at him... See, that's the problem. If it's one guy...

It's five minutes he talks about it. There's no way we're watching that. I'll fucking, my head will explode. He might be right. Finding out. Finding out. No, he might be right. There's an oil hoax going on.

No, it's possible. You don't want to hear that? It's possible. But if that was the case, wouldn't you think? Here's the thing. It's entirely possible that the myth of the earth creating oil through dead things and it being a limited resource is possible. And the reason why we know it's possible is because whenever there's money to be made by manipulating the facts,

there's a bunch of people that are willing to do that. And what we know about the most recent history is that the sugar industry paid scientists untold amounts of money to lie and say that saturated fats were the cause of heart disease and that take the blame off of sugar. Yes. And this is a really recent study, or a really recent, rather, revelation. And we're talking within the last couple of weeks. The documentary was called Sugar Coated. Write that shit down, Sugar Coated, on Netflix.

You'll see how the sugar ended. Scientists from Harvard, Yale. So when you find this out, same thing the tobacco did. The same thing when you hear about tobacco science. Tobacco science has paid off science. Harvard, Yale. Because they know people believe, because most people walk around and they go, oh man, I'm into science, bro. I'm into science.

They know that. They're like, okay, you're into science? We're going to pay off the scientists. They know that. We're going to pay off the scientists so we can fool these gullible motherfuckers. That's what's going on. Everyone's getting fooled. Gullible bulls on a second.

Let's see what it says here. Everyone's getting fooled left and right. Jamie, scroll. I can't see. There's a camera in the way here. Can you scroll up, please? It says oil prices were about 60% lower than they were two years ago, yet BP reports U.S. oil reserves are now at an all-time high, up to 55 billion barrels, nearly double what

we had just 20 years ago. This search demonstrates how even our best experts are limited in their ability to appreciate just how much oil we have and can produce. So it's entirely possible that they were hoodwinked early on, but it's also entirely possible that they pretended they knew how the fuck oil was created in a way that would benefit them. Like they'd say, oh, we have a limited supply, so therefore we got to jack. Remember in the 1970s, man, when they fucked up our cars?

We had the dopest fucking muscle cars in the world. Like the Challengers. American muscle cars in the 1960s were the shit. But then when Jimmy Carter got in office, they sensed weakness. Those motherfuckers jacked the oil rates up through the roof. And because of that, we got Mustangs that looked like dog shit. Complete shit. According to Al Fletcher Prouty, he said that was all part of the game.

Make it seem like there's a shortage. Cause chaos in the United States. It was all part of the program. That's how they get the prices of barrels so goddamn high. If people knew that oil was never going to run out. This is what L. Fletcher Prouty said. If this one dude, though, let's Google L. Fletcher Prouty debunked.

Google him. So this isn't a conspiracy theory. Debunked. Okay. I mean, you never know. Okay. You want to know whether he's right or whether he's crazy, right? So let's find something debunking.

Well, first of all, there's always shills out there. You know, you might be right. You might be right. Shills. No, you might be right. Or they might be legitimate scientists that are exposing a guy who doesn't exactly know what he's talking about. That's entirely possible, too.

You never know. It's not just one guy. There's plenty of guys. No. But you keep bringing up this one guy. I'll bring up more guys. Right there. That one, Jimmy. Snoops. Hold on. YouTube, the oil deception. Let's go possible, too. You never know. It's not just one guy. There's plenty of guys. He's just one. But you keep bringing up this one guy. I'll bring up more guys. Right there. That one, Jimmy.

Snoops. Hold on. YouTube, the oil deception. Let's go to Snoops. YouTube, the oil deception. It's a five-part documentary on a guy breaking it all down for you. Before we go to YouTube, just see if you can find anything about his credentials. That Snoops post is 12 years old, and it's just a message board.

Okay, so that you can't really count. So we'll just find something. See if you find something. Listen to him. It's two minutes. Listen to him. How could you not be interested in listening to this guy? I do, I do, but not right now. I'm your boy telling you this is legit. You're doubting me. What does it say?

No, I'm not doubting you. I'm doubting the people that have informed you. Listen to it. Is he telling the truth or a bunch of tall tales? Well, listen to it and you figure it out for yourself. Well, he's a Kennedy assassination expert. What website is this? Oh, dude. Come on, man.

Hold on. Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK? Yes. Oh, my God. Hold on. He's fucking with you, man. How am I shocked? Of course I knew that.

Jamie, please. I knew that. What's the website? This is from a college website. I hate you, Ben. So I was trying to figure it out. Dot knew that. What's the website? I think it's just from a college website. I hate you, Ben. So I was trying to figure it out. Dot edu? What is it?

I can't tell. What do you mean you can't tell? What is the URL? Dot mu. I don't know. Missouri University. Oh, okay. Minnesota.

I'm not sure. Hmm. So it could be a student-created website. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. It's entirely possible. See, this is the thing, man.

Listen to him talk. don't read shit. Just listen to him talk. Just read that description. Listen to him talk. It says he is one of the favorite people of conspiracy oriented publications in internet sites. Because he's fucking honest. Come on dude. He's honest. Where do you get your news from?

Tell me where you get your news from? Cameron Haynes, is this everything you hope for? Tell me, tell me where you get your news from. Name the station where you get your news the most from. You know what I learned? Come on. Exactly. You're not going to say shit. The oil book is $2. You're not going to say nothing.

No, I, where do you get your, where do you get your news from? The oil book is $2. Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC. Oh my God. That's all the bullshit. Okay. Washington Post, CNN, you said CNN? You get your news from CNN?

You know what? Watch MSNBC. You get your news from CNN? You said CNN? You get your news from CNN? Watch MSNBC? You said CNN? You get your education from YouTube? What are you talking about? You get your news from CNN? You said CNN? I listened to a bunch of channels.

I thought I stumped you because you knew it would be stupid to say CNN. But you said it. Holy shit. Whatever you do, don't go to the news show for news. CNN. Where do you get your news? Where do you get your news? CNN? Drudge Report. You never say CNN, right? Where do you get your news? You never say CNN, right?

Where do you get your truthful news? This is what I try to do. You gotta name one. I know everybody gets it from several. Please relax. Please relax. Does anybody listen to Drudge Report? Read it? Sometimes.

That's good news right there. Drudge Report is good. Here's the thing about the news today is good this is what i like to do when i go to the news i like to go i read something i go huh and then i go all right who else says this and then i go online i google it i go huh i read a bunch of different and this is all from being wrong this is all from getting committed to an idea and then finding out it's not true. So then I go to a bunch of different ones.

And then when I go to a bunch of different ones, I try to figure out what the fuck is really going on. Is there one site, though? Is there one site where you look and you go, there's no credible site? What is the most credible site? CNN. What is the most?

Hold on a second. CNN's been wrong. They've been wrong about Benghazi. I'm not saying CNN's right. They were wrong about information that Hillary Clinton had. For sure. They were wrong about information the government had. They have a limited amount of access to the actual facts of very complicated issues, like all journalists.

All journalists dealing with top secret issues have a limited amount of facts. So you have to figure out who's biased. Do you know Fox News is biased towards the right? Absolutely. Is MSNBC biased towards the right? Absolutely. Is MSNBC biased towards the left? Absolutely. Where does Salon.com fit in? Far left.

Where's Drudge.com? Far right. Who's right? Who's right? Well, here's the thing. Don't fucking have an opinion until you look at all of it. Because there's a lot of bullshit and shenanigans going on on both sides. And sometimes it takes a while to figure out what the fuck is right and what's wrong.

The problem is confirmation bias is a real thing. I've had it. You've had it. We've all had it. We've all wanted Dan Henderson to win. We all, you know. I was unbiased. I was unbiased.

Sometimes when you see a fight like that, and I've been guilty of the same thing myself, you see a fight like that and you say, no, he won, bro, he won. And then people get mad at me. And they'll say mean things to me on Twitter because I mean things. You're fucking biased, bro. Fucking Dominic Cruz lost that fight, bro. You know, fucking Conor McGregor was running, bro. You know, it's going to happen.

It's inevitable. But our boy Eddie, he loves him some conspiracy theories. That website I pulled up is from John C. McAdams, who also wrote a book on the JFK assassination called JFK Assassin Logic, How to Think About Claims of Conspiracy. He described himself as a debunker by temperament. And then so I found a page where he breaks down this Fletcher guy. And he's not talking about the specific oil thing,

but he does take a topic or a version of a story Prouty has. When Eddie comes back in, you say, not a word of this, because I don't want to get back into this. Don't forget. You guys fucked up. You gave the gremlin my call. But they call them Prouty-isms. I mean, this is what he's made his career on is what he's made his career on it sounds like.

Right. These conspiracy theories. And look, he might be a guy like Jim Mars. There's another book I gave to Goodwill

today. Jim Mars had this Alien Agenda book and Jim Mars is also a guy who's a very famous... That is an annoying sound.

You hear it? You hear that shit? Everybody hears that shit. America hears that shit. America. Cameron Haynes, because he runs these fucking ultra marathons every 15 minutes.

I've been following this guy. We've been hanging out elk hunting for the past week. So I've been trying to follow him up mountains. This is what it's like. It's like him running up the mountain. Me running 60% up the mountain and going, I have to take a deep breath. I take my hat off. I have to fan myself. And I have to follow a deep breath, I take my hat off, I have to fan myself,

and I have to follow him up the fucking mountain again. Can you get Eddie another Corona so we can go deep in the black helicopter? And I didn't mention this before, but when you take your hat off, that's like a shining thing. I understood, but I knew that they weren't looking at me right then and there, so I had to fucking throw some air on my head. Oh, damn, got to give off the elk. Oh, dude, dudes wear makeup.

It's like if you have a mirror. A little compact. You open it up. You put makeup all over your face and shit. You wear camo everywhere. Hey, let me ask you this. You do all this running. What shoes do you do it in?

These right here. I ran 200 miles in these shoes. Are those underarmors? Yeah. Well, I'm going to get me some of those. And they say keep hammering. I'm not mad at them. He's got his own shoes.

Damn, you got your own shoes? What? Yeah, he does. I can get them online? No. Yo, dude, if you want to run- You're like Kanye West. If you want to run for fucking three days-

Those are bad asses. If you want to run for three days, you get your own shoes. He'd be good at sub only, no time limit. Dude, this motherfucker doesn't get tired. I'm telling you. I'm not in the best shape. I mean, I'm not the most endurance-oriented guy, but I'm in pretty good shape right now. And I follow him up these fucking mountains.

It's brutal. There's something about, like, hiking up mountains. We were talking about it before the show. It's fucking way harder to do than you think it is. Everybody thinks that manly shit is, like, hitting tires with a sledgehammer or fucking doing kettlebells and doing fucking bench presses like an animal. Bro, I did 28 chin-ups. Follow this cocksucker up a mountain. And then you think, as you're going up this mountain,

because like I talked about earlier, Big Bear, we climbed up Bear Mountain, which is the highest point. You didn't talk about it online. No, it was before the show, so tell everybody. Because you're doing camp with Tony Ferguson. Yeah, Tony Ferguson's fighting Rafael dos Anjos in New Mexico. November 5th. Mexico City. November 5th. Mexico City.

November 5th. Great fight. Amazing fight. And he's up in Big Bear. He got a cabin. He's fucking gangster. When you talk about savage, everyone says, oh, he's a savage. He's a savage.

Tony Ferguson is a goddamn savage. He'll build you a house. He'll fucking hunt for you. The way he is in the cage is the way he is in his life That guy is fear fucking list his worth that ethic is on dude He's doing jujitsu and striking at 4 in the fucking morning dude in Big Bear. We're going fucking nuts up there So we climb up we climb up bear mountain we climb up bear fucking I know Dude, it was the highest that was the highest snowboarding point and there's all these loose rocks and you're thinking the whole time i told i told him i go

i'm here to teach you jiu-jitsu i'm not here to run no fucking marathons man he goes come up to the mountain i go no i'm gonna do some emails at the cabin we got one thought it goes come on man and i'm like i don't want to be a pussy i I don't want to. I'm like, I got to look like, at least have medium-sized balls. You know what I mean? So I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'm going to have vans on. I have vans on. And we climb this fucking, and we're not supposed to.

I don't think we're supposed to go to Bear Mountain. We just parked and just climbed up that motherfucker. Why do you think you're supposed to? I don't know. People are allowed to hike a snowboarding resort. You know what I mean? I'm not sure. Well, as long as there's no snowboarding, I think you're supposed to? I don't know. People are allowed to hike at a snowboarding resort. You know what I mean? I'm not sure. Well, as long as there's no snowboarding, I think you probably get away with it.

It might be private land, though, right? So the biggest misconception for those climbers is when you're climbing up and you're like, oh, my God, I don't know if I'm going to make this shit. And these mountains are pussy compared to your shit. But for me as a civilian, this was the fucking trek, man. It was like eight of us. How long did it take? It was like we were climbing Mount Everest. It took us it was to me it was mount everest and i'm thinking the whole time

at least when we get up going down is going to be easy that's the biggest misconception going down works a whole different part of your legs holy shit going down is not easy it's it's just as hard in a whole different way how long did did it take? We're all goddamn day. We're up there. That's a warm-up bees everywhere When the Sun when we we got to the bottom of the mile right when the Sun went down and Man, but just one day just what you. You know what? Again, to you, that's some, we did some,

we did a white belt workshop in Cancun. Yeah. You know what I mean? And it was like, I know that. But for me, only flow rules.

Hey listen, don't get me wrong. I was in the Boy Scouts for two fucking years growing up. So if it wasn't for that training, I don't think I would've made it.

I think I would've died. Get out of here. 6,700 feet. Seriously, two years of Boy Scouts. But the way, I would have made it. I think I would have died. Get out of here. 6,700 feet. Seriously. Two years of Boy Scouts. But the way- I did Boy Scouts some bullshit. Come on, man.

Think about Boy Scouts. Come on, man. Big Bear Mountain goes to 6,000. Five days a week? You know what I mean? That adds up. Hold on a second. This is not-

That's Big Bear Lake. We want- That's Big Bear Lake. Go to the top- Go to the top of Big Bear Mountain. Oh, you know what? If you go to my Instagram, I did a minute video of the whole like for one minute there's all these scenes of hey it's 8 000 right there 8805 yeah that's all that's down down down all the way to the bottom

right there there we go tony is a fucking savage 1805 that's a good amount of elevation we live in that tony tony is a well... That's not a normal human being, dude. That is not a normal... That guy is a... If he was in an Apache tribe, he would be the leader of the goddamn fucking tribe. Trust me. Tony is

just the fucking man. Cam, what do you weigh? When I did the race, I was 165. What do you weigh? When I did the race, I was 165. What do you weigh now? 75. He was 180, and he did 100 miles. Then he realized it was too much weight, so he starved his body and shrunk it down to 160. Are you going for time?

Are you going for time in those? Everest is a climb. You have to have ice shoes and a pick, and you have to follow a bunch of Sherpas. That's a different animal Yeah The rock gave him props the rock rock put up a post about him the other day and we were out in hunting camp and He's like holy shit the fucking rock posted something for me 9 yes

He wore blood sweat and respect the rock has something like fit. What is it something? 67? 68 million. 68 million. Look at that. 67.9 million. Who owns Blood, Sweat, Respect? You know who has more than him? That's a great line. Holy shit.

Selena Gomez. Look at the first one. What is that guy's t-shirt on the first one? Smart Rays. Dude. 2.8 million views. Look at that. Yeah.

2.8 million. His fucking videos. So the Cameron Haynes one i think had something like 300 how many thousand likes 400 420 000 likes oh powerful 420 420 what if instagram goes down like myspace everything about that all those followers all that business but yeah it could happen well that's the same thing that people are saying about Twitter is that Twitter is starting to drop off, but Instagram is starting to pick up. Instagram is taking over, right?

Because they did the Snapchat video now. A lot of people think that. Because they added kind of Snapchat. Tell me something right now. Snapchat apparently. I haven't jumped on that Snapchat. Snapchat got offered like $16 billion. What is the benefit of that

over regular Instagram? Explain it to me. It's just a story. So you can post anything. Yeah, it's real quick. So it doesn't last forever. So you could post 20 Insta pictures, stories. Right now, I'm doing an Insta story of you guys talking about Insta stories.

Insta stories. So it's just quick. I haven't felt the need to do that for some reason. I don't know why. Well, because if you're going to post something like whatever, something's kind of silly or not a great picture, you're just posting a story. You know what I'm saying? What is this?

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I just put a part of the Insta story up. How about that? Bitch. That couldn't be a video. People are like, what the fuck are you posting? There needs to be an app, a dick pic app,

where you can make your dick look bigger. Hold that thought. Hold that thought. What? There needs to be a... Someone out there, some of you guys out in Silicon Valley, make a dick pic app where you could take a dick pic and then put something... Make your dick look bigger.

Too verbose. It's too embarrassing when it's small. Too verbose. Is that what it said? No. Hold on a second. What is this? Damn, they got sunglasses now. And what's the benefit of Snapchat? Try that again because for some reason this didn't work. What is this? Damn, they got sunglasses now.

Holy. And what's the benefit of snaps? Try that again because for some reason this didn't work. What are you saying? Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose. Okay, well that's racist. You guys need to make a dick pic app. Make an app.

They're mainly white up there, Andy. I'm not going to use that. You can't use that. Let me play it just so you know. Some of you Asian guys out there in San Jose. Yeah. Cancel. Why is that Asian guys out there in San Jose. Yeah. Why is that bad? Cancel. Why is that bad?

Cancel. Put it up. Why is that bad? Hold that thought. What? Is saying Asian bad? No. Well, there's a lot of Asian geniuses.

Asians are the smartest people in the world. They're the ones programming everything. That's why I say you Asians out there in San Jose, make a dick. Okay. You know what? How is that racist? It's racist. It's not really racist. They're the smartest, you Asians out there in San Jose, make a dick. Okay. You know what? How is that racist? It's racist.

It's not really racist. They're the smartest motherfuckers out there. It's racist saying black guys have big dicks. How is that racist? I wish that was a Mexican stereotype. Oh, Mexicans got big dicks. I would be so happy. Mexicans are explosive. Mexicans are fast.

Go ahead. I wish Mexicans had that stereotype. Mexicans are explosive. Mexicans are fast. Go ahead. I wish Mexicans had that stereotype. They're not saying, if it was a Mexican stereotype that we had gigantic dicks, dude, I would not be hating on that shit. That's a good, see, that's a good snap.

Why is it not working? Sometimes it's not working. No, you can't say we have big dicks. That's racist. Why is this not working? Come on, man. Cam, you have a crazy strict diet? Yeah.

Is that racist? Did I just say racist? No, say that again because for some reason. You know, when I'm trying to lose weight, I'm trying to burn a thousand calories less a day than I'm eating. Hold on. We can't all talk at the same time. God damn it.

God damn it. You guys are redoing it for the fifth time? Yeah, hold on. One more time. God damn it. Marathon mouth. What happened? You replayed a Snap it for the fifth time? Yeah, hold on. God damn it. Marathon mouth. What happened?

You replayed a Snap story for the fifth time. My Instagram is fucking up. Because Eddie's dropping racist shit. It's not racist. Hey. Asian Oriental is racist. It's because it's racist. It's canceling itself.

I never said Oriental. I said Asian. Hold on one second. Why can't a white guy come up with it? White guy came up with Facebook and Snapchat. White guy's just executive producer. Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, man. When I say Asian, I have plenty of Asian friends and family.

People thought I was Asian. People thought I was Filipino growing up. When I say Asian, I'm saying that they're the smartest motherfuckers out there. You can't deny that. But you're also saying something else. Think about it. Samsung? What is that?

Is that a white boy? What about Apple's son? Steve Jobs? Oh! He came strong with Tim Cook! If you're going to tell me that Apple guy named Steve Jobs is stronger than Asians? Smarter than Asians? Come on.

Who's making this product, son? What about a conspiracy theory about Apple phones and the fucking updates? When the new one comes out, it fucks your Because my shit has been fucking up left and right. What's it saying? It just doesn't work sometimes. The new one's coming out soon, so my phone messes up too. Asians are the smartest people out there, and you fucking know it.

Wait a minute. I don't know how to respond to that. What'd you say, Eddie? Come on. I don't know how to respond to that. Asians are the smartest. When I was growing up, all the Asians had A plus average. In math.

In everything. Well, that was racist. Asians were always the smartest in my community. We didn't give a shit. We were like, okay, Asians are the smartest. Why is that bad? How is that racist? I wish they said that about Mexicans, that we were the smartest.

God damn it. I apologize, Ken. Jack Daniels, how dare you? What have you done? Can I get some of them ice you? What have you done? Can I get some of them ice cubes? What have you done, Jack Daniels? Want some cubes, son?

Why did you send this to me? Oh, there's still ice. You got this, man. You should go out with your bare hands. It's like Antarctica. And flat Earth. Do you feel like Antarctica's real or is that bullshit? What about polar bears?

Are polar bears friends? What the fuck? You want to ask me a question? Or are they our friends? You want to ask me a question? Hey. Ask me a question. Hold on. For real? bullshit. What about polar bears? Are polar bears friends with the fuckers in danger? Or are they our friends? You want to ask me a question? Ask me a conspiracy theory question. Global warming. Hey, don't. Listen.

Here's what I would like you to do. I'd like you to talk about things with no emotion or theatrics. So when you mock things, don't go crazy. You do that. I know I do. I'm 100% guilty. I'd rip that't go crazy. You do that. I know I do. I know I do.

I'm 100% guilty. I ripped that off from you. You're right. You're 100% right. But what I would like you to do, I would like you to attack these things with just logic. Ask me a question. I'm trying so hard to work on that. You have any conspiracy theory questions?

We did. You know, we talk about some shit that we don't talk on air. Global warming, please. That shit that we're talking about, it's the exact same shit. What? With every genre. With everything. It's the same shit. That shit that I'm talking about, it's the exact same shit. What? With every genre. With everything. It's the same shit.

Yeah, that's fair. It's the exact same thing in every aspect of the elite. Whoever's running shit, that's just a little glimpse into reality. We're not going to get into that. It's the same shit. That's fair. You don't want to be honeydicked, Brandon. Don't be honeydicked.

Hey, new t-shirt. That's a first honeydicked reference. New t-shirt. I haven't used to be honeydicked, Brandon. Don't be honeydicked. New t-shirt. That's a first honeydicked reference. New t-shirt. Don't be honeydicked. I haven't used it in a while. It's Eddie Bravo pointing at you. Don't be honeydicked. Don't be honeydicked.

Are you willing to go in on that t-shirt? Will you allow him? What was the t-shirt? You pointing at Brandon and it says, don't be honeydicked. And he starts selling the t-shirt and he gives you a giant cut of the profits. The t-shirt is me pointing at him going You hate me No That's just Instagram

That's a face No it'd be a face off You hate me That's Instagram fucking trolls No but don't be honey dicked You pointing at him saying Don't like that Just like that

Because we already went through it Look at the camera We already went through some deep shit How deep is the shit we went through? We went deep It can't get any deeper point that camera it's the same you text me links pictures it's the same shit point everywhere you go it's the same people point at that everything though eddie everything everything lizard people

point at that i never said no lizard people point that camera and say don't be honeydicked don't be honeydicked which one should you point out jamie that one the second one second one point that one there you go i'm not t-shirt i love it t-shirt we got it that's our that's our second t-shirt of the day the first one is what was it i don't remember we had a t-shirt oh dead body fuck body fuck party. That's it. What the hell is that? That's way too intense. No, this is why. It sounds like a Hillary Clinton extravaganza. It's so intense.

I'll tell you exactly why. I can't sell that. Because Cam put up some post about a hunting post, and some dude wrote, idiot, I hope you die soon. Then we all have a party fucking your dead body. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I put that up online there it is so i put that up online and i put hashtag dead body fuck party here's what's crazy there was already two previous posts with hashtag

dead body fuck party spy on trump no just some dude in 2014 he He was in a band. You know what? The Mafia, the Fanny Pack Mafia, someone said that, and I thought that was a brilliant idea. But apparently that's huge. Fanny Pack Mafia? You haven't heard that? No, but I am a Fanny Pack enthusiast, obviously. No, there's a movement. There's a recent one.

Someone recently put a hashtag dead body fuck party. He's just having fun. Necrophilia. Yeah, I saw Joe Rogan on a couple of feeds today and then he wrote compassion hashtag dead party fuck party. Is there a YouTube video

of someone fucking a dead body? God, I hope not. I have to refer to you. Remember Faces of Death? Remember Faces of Death? Mr. Hands is kind of a dead dude getting fucked. Dude, to watch anything crazy in 1985,

you ought to have this fucking VHS tape of Faces of Death. I watched that. Remember that shit? I watched that shit. And there was three volumes. You just have to go through that curtain at the video store to get it.

Look at Brandon. I mean, Brandon. Don't call him Brandon. Don't call him Brandon. You know what I call everybody that's Brandon? I call Brandon. Everybody. It's not just. Don't call him Brandon. You know what I call everybody that's Brendan? I call Brandon. Everybody. It's not just you.

Because of Brandon Lee. You know what? Exactly. Yeah, respect. Respect to the dragon's kid. Brandon Lee done shit in forever. He's dead. I know.

What's he supposed to do? How are you going to keep referring to Brandon? Yo, I got two words for you. The crow. Shut the fuck up. Come on. The crow is one of the greatest movies ever.. Shut the fuck up. Come on. The Crow is one of the greatest movies ever. Just shut the fuck up.

You know, Joey Diaz will tell you, he got killed by the fucking triad. I'll tell you what happened, cocksucker. Listen to me. When Bruce Lee left the triad to go and do the game of death, they put the fucking fix in. Dog. Those Chinese,

they follow that shit to the end he's convincing me he's convincing me how are you not on that conspiracy theory where Brandon Lee was cause they shot it was on set

how do you know I'm not he is there's so much shit don't open this door how do you know oh you believe that conspiracy theory I sure as fuck

oh no I'm saying I don't think he died on I don't think I think it was an accident oh you think it was an accident and you think you know what? I haven't really looked into it.

Like Tower 7. What are you doing? I'm sure Brandon Lee... Was just like Tower 7. He was the Chinese, half Chinese Tower 7. Weak frame is what you're saying. What are you saying? Weak frame?

That's what he's saying. Do you know the one thing? The one thing that over the last year, I used to think that when people would say, I'd see links and videos and stuff about celebrities being loose. Celebrities

being part of the establishment and the agenda. Celebrities, part of it. But over the last year, man, shit, it seems... What do you think about Robert De Niro making that video about Trump? I don't give a... You know what?

I think he was irresponsible because he should have said, vote for the libertarian guy. He was trying to sway people to Hillary. I think that's fucked up. He didn't say Hillary. He should have made it clear. He should have made it clear. Why?

Why can't he just say don't vote for Hillary Trump? Hey, listen. He's talking shit on Trump. You talk shit on Hillary, too. The fuck you doing? You're going to push everybody to Hillary? That's some dangerous shit right there. Hey, I'm not Robert De Niro.

That's dangerous shit right there. Not you. Not you. I'm talking about Robert De Niro. He's talking mad shit. No one's ever fucking done that before. Get all. He thinks he's a bad motherfucker.

He thinks he's the dude from Raging Bull. I'm going to punch you in the face. How do you know Donald Trump isn't taking privates with John Danaher? How do you know that shit? He'll hook you. Oh, I'm going to punch you in the face. The guy's 89 years old. You should make

it clear. Make it clear. We got ourselves a cock fight. John Voight and Robert De Niro going at each other. Fuck yeah. Make it clear. I'm so ashamed of our fellow actor Bobby De Niro's rant against Donald Trump. What foul words he used against a presidential nominee. Of course.

It says Trump's words did not hurt anyone. I disagree. I don't think Robert De Niro's hurt anyone. Hey, listen. Donald Trump, he's a con artist and all that shit, but Hillary is a proven criminal. So you make it clear. You make it clear, like, yeah, fuck Donald Trump. I'm all good with that.

I understand that. But fuck Hillary, too. Yeah, make sure you say fuck Hillary, too. Here's my question. Here's my question. This is a legitimate question. Is it possible that until the internet came around and we were able to see all the different influences on political processes, special interest groups, lobbyists, all that kind of stuff, all these different things that we didn't know whether or not were real, we all got to see it sort of consolidated, right? Is it possible that these people that are here, these long-term people, you don't have to name them just anybody that's deeply entrenched in the system for 20-30 years

they were used to operating back in like the fucking Reagan days man I mean they were around they were getting into the mix back when they were kids Jimmy Carter was president, Ford was president you know when they were in college

they went through the Vietnam War you're dealing with all of them like anyone from donald look you could look all down the list of all the different people that have been involved in american politics over the last few years and most of them got their start a long time ago they get deeply entrenched in this system and it's it's entirely possible this system it's like it is so fucking weird and there's so many loopholes as to what's legal and what's not legal it's not about doing what's right or doing

what's good for the American people you're competing with all these other people that are doing the same thing you know the biggest problem going on in my opinion and I'm a fucking idiot I'm an idiot but the biggest problem in my fucking opinion my opinion, and I'm a fucking idiot. Alright? I'm an idiot. But the biggest problem, in my fucking opinion,

is that it's so easily to honeydick the masses. The masses have all the power. We see it in the weed movement. Weeds being legalized, and the feds don't want that shit. But the people are waking up to at least weed, but they won't wake up to all the rest of the shit. That's the fucking

problem. The people that are gullible and they the rest of the shit. That's the fucking problem. The people that are gullible and they just buy all this shit. That's the problem. That's the problem right there. Wake the fuck up. Jesus goddamn Christ. Bravo for president. That's the fucking problem. Hey, my question is, you started that

off with you had a question. What was the question? Hey, my question Jamie is because everyone believes all the shit they see on TV that this is a result of all the skeptics going there's no fucking proof that they're corrupt. There's no fucking proof Get cut you know what I mean it's those motherfuckers the In a trance paid or in a trance or is on those motherfuckers That's why we're we got Hillary and Trump. That's why you motherfuckers cuz you

That's it. I'm done Let's all take a breath Doug You need some electrolytes Let's all take a breath Let's think about what just happened We never saw the Trump tape You guys haven't seen it I don't even want to see it

No it's legit I'm scared to play it though I apologize If we play it If we play it on YouTube I'm gonna shut the fuck up We can get pulled off YouTube I'm gonna to play it, though. I apologize. If we play it on YouTube, we can get pulled off YouTube. Whoever owns it, for sure, will get pulled off of YouTube. It's Access Hollywood, right?

You can't even play the audio. We can get ganked. We'll watch it off the air, but whenever anything happens, it's like a news story. It's like one of the ways that videos get pulled off of things. Hey, all your Insta stories are up. Powerful.

Damn, they weren't working. The five or six. When you were saying you had a problem. They weren't posting for some reason. Some of them weren't. Sounds like they all got posted. All of them even made the planning about them being posted. There's like 10 of them up.

Oh, I definitely did at least 10. Oh, okay. I was like, conspiracy. My phone's not working as good. The fucking new phone's out. Okay. Did you... It's all, but see, even though it's like Insta stories, it's all like we did it on the podcast.

How do we know that's not fake? What? I'm mind blown. You're out of shit, dude. I'm mind blown. It's all fake. This podcast is fake. That fight could have been fake.

You guys could have photoshopped that out for a while. It's an example. It's like weed. Weed is an example of the power of the people and so is the UFC. That was the power of the motherfucking people underground keeping it alive on DirecTV. All those guys.

That's an example that we do have the fucking power but we can use it until you wake the fuck up. Then we can use it. We can't use it until you wake up. He's right. We did it with the weed. We did it with the weed and we did it with the UFC. And then we could use it. We can't use it until you wake up. He's right. Wake up, Cam. We did it with the weed and we did it with the UFC. And then we got, it's just,

I know you guys need proof, but it's reality. The Pentagon just got busted spending a half a billion dollars on fake Taliban, Al-Qaeda videos. What the fuck does that mean to you? You're going to ignore that shit? That means you can't, you don't, it's all been a fucking reality show and everything's cool. Everyone's gonna sit there and everything everybody's cool

Oh, whatever. We're just gonna keep going. I don't think they're making fake videos 500 million dollar fake videos making like it's seat making they gotta they gotta have the Arabic writing and make it look like Arabic Middle East CNN. Oh, shit. And I know you guys don't, you need to, it's so outrageous that I understand. It's so outrageous that, like, you need absolute proof that you saw it on Russia Today. You saw it on Russia Today. It's real.

It's actually real. But I know you guys need the proof because it's so crazy. It's so insane, of course. It's so insane. But what the fuck if it's real? Hypothetically, what the fuck does that mean? It means everything we see on TV is all programmed. Not like just some of it.

I trust them here and I trust them. These are straight corruption. Straight brainwash mind control. So don't tell me where you are getting your news from before you start talking. Are you saying, where are you getting your fucking news from? Isn't it possible that even the news people

are being deceived? Of course they're being told what to do and what to say. They're not involved. The guy you see talking, the guy you see talking, that guy don't have no power. I'm talking about them because there's a guy you see talking. There's also people behind the scenes

that are producers. It's the same shit that we've gone through already, but everywhere else. Everywhere else is just as corrupt. So listen, everyone's just sitting around and hoping everything's going to be fucking fine. But guess what? We got Hillary and we got Trump as candidates.

It's because motherfuckers just want to ignore it. That's what it's about. So who's your choice? I don't give a fuck. I'd rather have Trump than Hillary. I know Trump's full of shit. So if you vote right now, it's Trump. You know what?

If I vote right now, it would be anybody but them. I would vote for that libertarian guy. I don't know shit about him because he's not on TV. He's not on TV. He gets on TV. He had a moment on TV where he didn't know. Vote for that motherfucker. God damn.

Vote for that dude. But that dude might be fucking bought and sold. That libertarian movement could just be controlled opposition. That's just basic domination 101. Control your opposition. You don't think the people at the top are doing that? Eddie, look at this. They founded on the

independent. This is another website. What does that mean if it's true? If it is true, what does that mean? That means that all you skeptics need to eat fucking shit. That's who sponsored the Nero video. That means that all you skeptics need to eat fucking shit. That's what that means.

Eat shit. Didn't it? Yeah. All the guys that, oh, no, we're in there because we're trying to fucking create freedom. You motherfuckers, that's why we're in there. You're trying to create freedom in the Middle East? It's a fucking scam. why we're in there you're trying to create freedom in the middle east it's a fucking scam 500 fucking million dollars on fake ass terrorist video fake ass terrorist video it's out there

what the fuck does that mean what does that mean you know what it doesn't mean shit it doesn't mean shit it doesn't mean shit we're gonna just trying to figure out how much we drank i'm gonna sip doesn't mean shit that doesn't mean shit they make no you gotta you gotta point shit listen if someone spent that kind of money we could fucking we could man god damn if there was a way i don't want to be part of it do you think i don't want to die i don't want to be part of it and i want to shut the fuck up say this i'm gonna shut the fuck up but god damn it i wasn't a part of the weed movement i was want to be part of it. But God damn it. I wasn't a part of the weed movement.

I was just kind of just like off to the side talking shit. But I don't want to be like the dude, like those dudes in the fucking, a normal movement and the guys that got all political with it and actually went into these meetings and had the laws changed. I ain't doing that. I ain't going to no God damn. You don't care nothing. I'm not going to a Congress meeting. I don't talk all this shit, but you don't want to do the work? I don't. I ain't doing that. I ain't going to do that. You don't care nothing. I'm going to have a Congress meeting. I can talk all this shit,

but you don't want to do the work? I don't. I just want to wake people up and let them do it. I'm too fucking scared. I'm too lazy. I don't want to do it. I think in a way,

you're doing something, though. I think in a way, anybody who talks about it is doing something. Because we're changing public... I think we have the power, man. We can do this. You just got to wake the fuck up, man.

But people are changing public opinion, which is what changes. Like, public opinion sort of changes first. And then policy changes. It just depends on your platform. Yeah. But it's also. It's getting the word out and the view. Like, look at Colin Kaepernick with his stand.

Like, it's brought it. Whether you agree with it or not, it's brought attention to the situation. Like, we all know it now. Exactly. Exactly. And all these little things, in a lot of ways, they add up. You know? Every little thing that happens that makes people talk about it, it adds up.

We got to band together, man, because when you band together, no one can be singled out. We could take it all back. We could do anything we fucking want to do. We made weed legal. We made weed legal. That's fucking nuts. And you know what the feds? Still schedule one.

No. They fucking fine. Still schedule one. But the people made that shit legal. The people have the fucking power, man. They do. But that's the reason why they're making these fake videos. Why do you think they're making these fake terrorist videos?

Because they know what the bottom line. Bottom line, the people have the power. So we got to scare them. Because they have the power so we gotta make them we gotta scare them because they have the power me and cam just trying to run man what do you think their objective is to get us more scared money

by creating a fake terrorist video by going to war Joe you know what I do I listen to guys that used to be in the CIA John Stockwell look him up you listen to what they say the whistleblowers there's plenty of? I listen to guys that used to be in the CIA. John Stockwell. Look him up. You listen to what they say, the whistleblowers. There's plenty of them. But John Stockwell, man, he came out and he just told you exactly the way it fucking was.

And you know what? People at the very top. Is he dead now? There's a lot of great CIA agents. All the guys coming up, they want to stop communism. It's just a few key guys are corrupt. Just like in every organization. Just like in every agency, just like in every government, just everywhere there's corruption. It isn't just here.

Every, every goddamn government. Is the goal to create fear? That's part of it. That's part of it, of course. Because fear is control? Yes, that's part of control, a lot of control. it of course because fear is control yes that's part of control a lot of control food control energy control a lot of control water control control all that shit agenda 21 look into agenda 21 it's not a conspiracy theory what's that what does that mean agenda 21 is what we need to do to

take this world the world leaders got together and this is like UN shit, CFR shit. They all got together. Fuck countries and borders, all the guys with all the money. So what are we going to do? It would be best if we just fucking control this shit, make it a one world government, and we control everything. That's what we're in the middle of. It's increments.

And people just like, they don't notice it's happening in increments. Can't stop yawning over this. We can stop this shit. We can stop thisawning over there. We can stop this shit. We can stop this shit, man. We can turn this shit around. We don't have to fucking just sit there and watch it fucking happen. We don't have to watch it happen. We can stop it.

I think what we talked about earlier that culture is kind of like a battleship in a lot of ways. And then it's hard to make these big, giant turns. It doesn't turn like a car. You've got to educate everybody to get in line. It takes a long time to, like, everybody has to realize, oh, yeah, we've got to move this way. Oh, this is ridiculous. I think that's what we're seeing in this election. This is, like, one of the last one of these elections where we really entrust completely in a two-party system.

I think we're, like, realizing it's ridiculous. Especially when you watch the debates. I've never been so into a presidential race. I've been watching, like, how ridiculous are these debates? How stupid is this? Are you listening to what Hillary's saying? No one's saying anything. But Hillary's just saying all those cliché,

like in a cliché political movie, like, oh, I'm going to bring back people because I care about you and we're going to get jobs and we're going to have everybody working and women are going to have rights and we're going to do this and we're going to bring it back.

That's the movie of the campaign. That's cheesy. That's cheesy right there. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. They're politicians. Oh my God.

You guys realize what's going on? That's what's going on. Either you're going, fuck yeah. They're politicians. Oh my God. You guys realize what's going on? That's what's going on. Either you're going, fuck yeah, or you're like, what the fuck? This is some bullshit. I do both. This is more bullshit. Jesus Christ. Come on.

In Trump with Hillary, I wanted Trump to sound good. I really badly wanted him to sound good. And I had to end up turning the channel because I was afraid of what he was going to say. I really badly wanted him to sound good and I had to end up turning the channel because I was afraid of what he was going to say. You know what? If it's between Trump and Hillary, I'm going to go with Trump, but I know Trump's full of shit too. But damn, I know Hillary's just in the fucking program.

They are the establishment. Everybody wants Hillary because they know Hillary is president. Everything goes smooth sailing from here. Fucking business as motherfucking usual. If we get Hillary in there, no kinks. It's the same shit we've been doing for fucking 35 years. Oh, but if you got Trump, it sounds like he's going to fuck shit up.

And then he's going to, man, who knows? Or, or, or, that's just a big distraction. That could easily be a distraction. Trump might be in on it. Trump could easily be in on it. Come on. We're dealing with fucking like some Gotham City corruption type mindset. And Trump's bank?

He could easily be in on it. He might be part of it. We need Heath Ledger. We need someone that everyone's going to hate. You just be yourself. You just be yourself. Imagine what it's going to do for your death worth. You're talking about the plot of Batman?

Imagine. And they're partying together. They're hanging out. I don't fucking trust shit. Is it the plot of Dark Knight? Yeah. Really? Yeah, that's Bane.

That's what Bane's trying to do in that movie. Come on, man. We're in some fucked up shit. We are. You need to be Batman, but you're acting like Robin right now. You know why? Because the people that are watching Tower 7 collapse at free fall speed and believe the corrupt ass government.

The corrupt ass government is the one that told you office fires brought it down. The corrupt ass government said office fires brought it down. And the skeptics say, yeah. Okay, Eddie. Yeah. Hey, Eddie. Yeah. Eddie, I see a comment.

It says, waiting for Eddie to explode. Oh, my God. That is the problem. Whatever is causing that, that is the problem. Whatever is causing that, whether the problem whatever is causing that whether it's whatever is causing a man a grown ass man to watch a skyscraper

collapse at free fall speed like the way controlled demolitions do and have the corrupt ass government tell you that it was office fires all that shit you see on on Popular mechanics and the Discovery Channel how window that's all from the government motherfucker open your goddamn eyes You're being honeydick, dude

When that's the when that's the problem. That's the problem. Don't you see? If there wasn't that problem, if we could easily... We have all the evidence in the goddamn world. Open your eyes. Five angles of a 47-story skyscraper collapsing at free-fall speed. The government didn't

say shit for eight years. Nothing. They didn't even put it in the 9-11 commission report. They government didn't say shit for eight years. They didn't even put it in the 9-11 commission report. They just didn't say shit finally from public pressure. They go, what the fuck happened at Tower 7? That was the third skyscraper. What do you think happened at Tower 7? So they said, guess what?

It got hot. He didn't even know. Most people don't even know. They did a great job at making it. If you don't put it on mainstream media, some people are going to find out, but they know not everyone is going to find out. And you know what? All the people, you take all of them,

they're not going to find out. There's going to be more people that don't fucking know. You know, most people do not know three towers collapse at free fall speed. Eddie, we talk about this too much, man. We talk about this too much. Well, he's trying to start a revolution. We talk about this like so many times.

I'm talking about hypnosis that's going on. I'm talking about hypnosis. We were having fun. Hypnosis. And we went down Conspiracy Alley, and it just fucking crushed my heart. I'm just using Tower 7 as an example of hypnosis. You fucked up my high, bro. Put me in a bad spot.

Okay, let's take it out of here. I have anxiety. You know what? We can go right back to... We can go back to... No, man. We're just talking, dude. I mean, we're just having fun.

Frank Shamrock and Alan Gose, super pancreas. You get super passionate. That's a great fight. You might want to look up that pancreas. Alan Gose, Frank Shamrock. Don't ever forget about that fight. I'd rather look up pancreas. Frank Shamrock.

Frank Shamrock. You could grab a rope, and they got to reset. So Alan goes, it was all over. Frank Shamrock had them all sorts of shit. Frank Shamrock grabbed the rope. He kept separating him. And then finally at the end,

Frank Shamrock grabs a toehold on Alan goes and fucking breaks his fucking foot. You got to watch that fight. That's definitely a watch it. Cam, I got a question. What's the most dangerous thing you've hunted? Cause I don't know shit about hunting. I remember you telling me about a guy who hunts.

The water buffalo. He would shoot them, right? And then if he got close, he would have to shoot them again because they charge. Oh, yeah. That was a show that I watched. It was really kind of disturbing. The guy shot an elephant. That's right.

Yeah. And the elephant started running at him. And then the guy with the rifle shot the elephant in the head and i was like what is going on here like this is gnarly on on some of those in in africa on that dangerous game you don't want i mean you can't shoot when they're way out there because your your aim isn't going to be that right accurate so you have to wait actually till they're right there till you know you can be able to get them what kind of dangerous game are we talking here? Elephant. Hippo.

Ooh, hippos are mean. Buffalo. That kind of hunting is very crazy. That's one of those things where you go, we have these arbitrary rules as to what you can kill and what you can't kill. It's very strange, but we all agree to them. We all agree it's okay to swat mosquitoes. Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a mosquito. Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a mosquito. Nobody gets mad at you when you swat a fly. You kill a fly, but you kill a fly, nobody gives a shit.

You step on a roach. Nobody gives a fuck about a roach. But then you start moving up. Can you stomp a mouse? Definitely not. Definitely not. If you stomp a mouse, you're a piece of shit. But if you put a mouse in a mousetrap, hey, you're not doing the dirty work. You're farming it out to some fucking mercenary spring

setup, right? Okay, what about rats? You can't stomp a rat either. Okay. What about a beaver? No, you can't kick a beaver to death. Okay. I can't kick a beaver to death? Alright, okay. What level, when do we decide this? What weird distinction

do we make about what life we can consume? Society's kind of decided it. Strange is it from disney movies because we make them so friendly you know i'm saying like ratatouille bambi you have all these animals for sure that bears are always friendly in movies always are you want to hear a crazy conspiracy theory or uh the reverend oh my god what if we were supposed to eat insects, but we were brainwashed into thinking they were gross? Well, people eat insects.

Because if we ate insects, we wouldn't be on the tit. Well, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory, but it's definitely something that people are realizing, especially with crickets and grasshoppers. Grasshoppers and the roach milk. Really healthy for you. Most people are brought up scared to death of them. I'm scared to death of all that shit. But that's because of bugs.

You know, like, what if we're supposed to eat all bugs? Think about, like, I know a dude who has Lyme disease. I was talking to this dude, that kid that we were

hanging out with. Yeah. Yeah, he was talking about Lyme disease and he was saying that he got bit by a tick and I know three, four people

that have gotten Lyme disease from ticks and you get bit by these fucking ticks and it fucks with your immune system hard. I thought that was the only way to get it. Pretty sure that is the only way to get it. We were talking about eating bugs. How did we get there? Because people are scared of bugs because

bugs transmit horrible diseases that ruin your life. Like ticks in particular transmit horrible diseases. If you thought the black plague was from rats it wasn't really from rats. It was from what the rats were carrying them. They were carrying some sort of mites or bacteria or some bugs or some shit. Like, what was the Black Plague?

It came, I'm pretty sure of this, that it came off of things that lived on the rats. It wasn't necessarily the rats itself. And also, insects kill more humans than any other animal in the world. Did you know black widows are like Viagra? Here it is. The black plague caused by bacterium. Yeah. Pesticides that circulates among the wild rodents.

So it was a bacteria. It was some sort of a disease that lived on the rodents. It was a bug. It's a fucking bug. There's a million bugs that can poison you. Think about it. Have you ever tried to just grab a grasshopper? It's weird. It's a fucking bug. There's a million bugs that can poison you. Think about it. Have you ever tried to just grab a grasshopper?

It's weird. It's weird. It tries to jump and you want to let it go. It's kind of scary. Generation after generation. What if we were fucking really good at insects? We used to be, man. Have you ever talked to anybody who is a bug catcher or a moth catcher or

someone who collects butterflies? They say that there's a thrill that people get when you catch a rare bug and you catch it in your net that goes DNA deep because at one point in time, humans or our ancestors

used to be insectivores. So the people that are like bug catchers, they want to like glue them on boards and shit and study all the different... Yeah, they're bats. You have to pin through them. Yeah. It's a life form that you're allowed to capture because they only live like a week anyway.

And so you're allowed to have these, you're a trophy hunter for butterflies. You're allowed to be a, but you're like, you're a person who's, you know, you're studying. You're studying these animals. But you're still killing them. Yeah. But they're going to die anyway. I mean, some of them just die. Right. But cavemen didn't have drawings on the cave wall of spearing a grasshopper.

No. It was woolly mammoth. That's not bad. That's good meeting lines right there. That's a good one. You could start off a conversation with that shit. Just because I don't know anything about hunting, but when you go to Africa to hunt that dangerous game, what's the point? You know what I'm saying? What would be the point of flying to Africa to hunt that stuff?

Don't question that shit, okay? No, it's, I mean, for me, it's a challenge. It's new countries, new culture. It's experiencing new things. But, like, you don't eat the hippo meat, right? Or do you? No. Well, the hippo meat, there's tons of hippos over there.

You've killed a hippo? No, I haven't. Damn. No, I haven't. Do you want to? The hippos scare the, I haven't. Damn. No, I haven't. Do you want to? Do hippos scare? If you killed a hippo, would you put the meat in a freezer and ship it back? Apparently, they say hippo tastes good.

Really? You can eat hippo. Yeah. Rhino supposedly tastes good, too. Here's how it works. Don't kill a hippo. Don't fucking taste the rhino. Here's how it works. Only a few people on the planet.

I can tell you, dude. A dude named Corey Knowlton. He was on the podcast. Is he white? He was a famous guy who went over to africa and paid something like 250 000 350 thank you second time yeah he took to kill a rhino he shot this black rhino that was it was a male rhino that was too old to breed and it was killing other rhinos is this hippo a threat to this boat oh Fuck yeah. Yeah, it is. So over there, hippos are crazy powerful.

You got to step on it? No. In Tanzania. You can't get bit by a hippo. We got two conversations going on right now. When you see a hippo, step on it. Definitely. Oh, yeah, right.

What were you saying, Kim? So in Tanzania, here's how dire it is over there. All they want is protein. So whatever you kill- Who's they? The people of Tanzania. Africans you kill who's that the people yeah yeah the people that live in tanzania that the uh i don't know if that's australian or african no no no tanzania is africa africa um here's here's an example we were over there hunting

and there was there was um tanzanians there what hunting? Oh, I was hunting kudu, lion, buffalo. Monkeys? Did you see any lions? Baboons, for real? Yeah, I never got shot at a lion. Have you ever killed a baboon? Yeah. Oh, my God.

See, the lion thing, Cam, is where people get pissed off. How did you kill him? You just shot him? The bow? He was just hanging out? And you just, fuck! Where did it land? Did you kill a baboon?

Baboons tear stuff up. Baboons actually will go into, so they live in grass huts over there. They've been known to go in there and bite on babies' heads. Jesus. Their fangs are this long. A baboon is nasty. So do you shoot it on the spot? I'm with you.

Yeah. Oh, wow. That's yeah oh wow that's so crazy so anyway the baboon is like a monkey fucked a dog there's poachers over there they're a big problem that will risk it's right you have a baby you gotta yeah they might get my baboon before they drown there's there's uh the poachers over there is like when you when you would see a poacher with a gun, it was almost like whoever could shoot first. They wanted to shoot at you. We had a- Wait, who wanted to shoot at you? Poachers.

The poachers. They wanted to shoot you? Yeah. Why? They don't know who you are. They don't know your credentials. Because they were getting caught poaching. Oh, shit.

Right? And so it's almost like the Wild West. God damn. Yeah. And all they're trying to get is meat. Okay. They say, okay, meat. Meat, shit. Right? And so it's almost like the Wild West. God damn. Yeah. And all they're trying to get is meat. Okay. They say, okay, meat, meat, good. They want protein.

So they would go, they'd go into the land they're not supposed to be on. How do they know you're cool? What is that process? They don't. They don't. You go like this, right? You go like this? No.

You don't do this. No, because- They point the gun at you. They're not supposed to be there. So what happens then? What's the situation? No. You don't do this. No, because. They point the gun at you. They're not supposed to be there. They're poachers. What happens then? What's the situation? Do you point a gun at them and they go like this?

Let them answer, Doug. Jesus, Eddie. The first experience that we had is I saw this guy. He was crossed, I don't know, 150 yards away. And the guy I was with is who I was hunting with. His name was Ryan. And I said, I see a man. And he goes, where? I said, I see a man and he goes where I said

there's a man right there you know he's a black guy he had all all brown stuff on it's racist and I said I go he's got a gun and he goes get behind this tree and I said are we gonna get shot he goes just stay behind the tree and so the guy circled around and came he was 150 yards away then and he came to 50 yards and he's standing there just staring with his gun and uh he said he's a poacher the guy always said he's a poacher this guy never talked finally he melted back into the trees and i was standing there and i said i see two more guys up in the rocks and they were hiding in the rocks and they took off running so i went up to their, and they had all this, you know, the witch doctor told them if you put powder on your wrist,

you're going to be invisible. So that guy probably thought he was invisible because the witch doctor of the village told him. God damn, that's cool. You went to their camp? You didn't go back to your goddamn car and take the fuck off? No. You went to their camp?

Yeah, to the camp, and I got all their stuff. And the reason why he didn't shoot at 150 yards is because they don't have any ammo. So they have a rifle, but they have to make it into a firearm, essentially. So they have to stuff ball bearings down there. That's so old school. Yeah, firing pin. You're in the Civil War, and you're fucking... Right, gunpowder.

So they have to be, say, 40 yards away. And he got that close and saw the guy, Ryan, who I was with, had a high-powered rifle with a scope. And he's like, well, I'm outgunned here. This is what he was thinking, I'm assuming. And he took off. Then the guys he was with took off. And all they had, they had burlap sacks with wire harnesses to put over their back straps. Wait a minute, a burlap sack?

Yeah. The burlap sack races? Yeah, exactly. And so they would kill an animal, they'd poach it, they'd cut the meat off, they'd hang it on branches or rope and dry it out. And then they'd take that meat, they just call protein, and put it in the burlap sack, take a hike all the way back to the village and sell it. And what do they leave? The head and everything? Yeah, just bones, you know, which you can't eat.

So anyway, when you talk about killing animals, they will gladly take the animals you kill. You know what I mean? And as far as for hunting goes, you say, why would you want to go? I mentioned why I would go. But it also is the only economy they have over there. Monkey meat? What?

Monkey meat? They would need that. No, some of them do, though. Some of them do eat monkeys. You said something is the only economy they have out there. Hunting. Trophies. You thought that was monkey meat? People would call it trophy hunting.

I'm like, damn. But it's just hunters from abroad going there and putting money in the economy. And that's the ultimate challenge, Kim? Is that why you go there? Because it's the ultimate challenge? Yeah. I mean, to kill a Cape Buffalo with a bow and arrow badass stuff yeah tough those they call them black death why they kill people damn yeah they're nasty so you are you you you

know hunters that have died um i don't know personally any. I mean, I have friends that have died not over there, but hunting. They died hunting? Mm-hmm. How? Fell off a cliff. That was my buddy right here, Roy. He was sheep hunting. Sheep hunting?

Yeah, he was hunting doll sheep up in Alaska. And when I talk about the challenge, that's why we do it. We get up in the cliffs where those sheep live, and he's with the bow and arrow. And one false step up there, and that could be your last. And that's what happened to him a year ago, October 4th. Damn, that sucks, man. But when we talk about you want to hunt black death, you want to hunt sheep in the mountains, there's an inherent risk in doing that

and we understand that and that's part of that's part of the journey yeah that makes sense so it's a it's a weird uh thing to be a person aware of all the things that you need to consume to stay alive i'm gonna stick with you guys when shit goes down. Can I have your number? I got Tony Ferguson. I got Joe Rogan. Now I got you. I'm not fucking around.

I'm thinking about my family. You know what I mean? I hear you, dude. All I want is a job and your secret service. You run shit? I hear you, brother. I told you, you're my Dana White.

You need me to choke anybody out? All right. Beautiful. Just build my house, make my food, go hunt for me, and anybody, I'll be your secret service. You too. You get to help plan. I'll fucking moonlight and shit.

Eddie is so paranoid. If I had him as head of security, no motherfucker would get in, ever. You wouldn't leave him. I wouldn't trust anybody. I wouldn't trust anybody. I know. Wait a minute. He would double cross his own T's.

He's a criminal. Let's really check into everything he says. The government. Everybody agrees that they're criminals. Let's check into everything they say. That's what Trump wants to do. Let's look into what the fuck they're really saying. What's wrong with that?

Oh no, let's just believe what they're saying. I got one more question for Cam and then you guys can talk conspiracies. No, no, no more conspiracies. Just because I've never been a hunter. I've never been around hunting. You grew up hunting, like as a kid? No. You know, my dad didn't hunt.

He was an athlete. Fucking pussy. Yeah. So he didn't hunt. I don't know. Just wasn't part of it. So my mom and dad got divorced. My stepdad got me started in hunting when I was 15 years old.

So that's when I started. So, yeah. So it's not like you grew up being around it. Damn, that's nuts. No. So then my buddy Roy, who died, he introduced me to bow hunting when I was 18. And then that's all I've done since then. Do you feel the rush is that no matter what the fuck goes down, you're going to be able to eat for your family?

Oh, yeah. You feel that rush, right? You know, hunting has given me confidence in all aspects of life because I've overcome so much out in the mountains. You know that you guys can go out. Shit went down. You went out to some stream in Colorado. You're going to find some food. Right?

Yeah, most likely. I trust you. I want to be right by your side. Here's the reality of a day like today. It's 86 degrees. If there's nothing going on, if we don't have any refrigeration, we're kind of fucked. Because food's not going to last. So you're going to have to get it on a regular basis.

You're going to have to dry shit out. You're going to have to have vegetables. Just like the Africans in Tanzania. They dry that meat out. Just like the settlers did when they first came here at the turn of the century. I trust you guys. Well, they decimated the animal populations across the country. I'm reading that Dan Flores book about wolves or coyotes, rather.

Coyotes in America. You're reading a book about coyotes? Dude, it's fucking incredible. It's incredible. When you find out what they did to- The coyotes? Well, what they did to all the animals across the United States. After the war, a bunch of people-

What war? Fucking which war was it? Korean War? Spanish-American War? Which war was it? It should have been, yeah. Spanish-American War. Yeah, yeah.

Post that, these soldiers came back and they needed a way to make a living. And one of the things they did was what they called market hunting. They'd go across the country just shooting shit for stores, and they had to shoot shit all the time. For what? For stores. What's that? To sell. To sell for meat.

People had domesticated some animals, but there was also a lot of money in just shooting animals and getting the meat out of them. Where did you get this information? From the library? Dude, this is all from Dan Flores' book. It's American history. He's a professor. Not the internet, though, right? No, no, no.

Dan Flores is a professor. I'm just checking. And he used to be Steve Rinella's professor. And he was in some sort of a natural history class. I believe it was. Anyway, he's like a wildlife historian so he understands like the history of wildlife in this country and he's like up to the latest information as far as like what animals evolved here and where they spread out where they came back yeah it's fascinating

shit so he was on ranella's podcast and he was talking about how they just went across the country just wiping out antelope just wiping them out I'm just wiping out Buffalo wiping them out, and they just take that meat and sell it to market It was a little part of it is because it had to be fresh all the time basically because we could get it You know it's no different than a lot of mountain lion killing every three days Yeah, they like to eat fresh meat and their defense. They didn't know they were gonna kill all the goddamn animals They probably thought it was going to last forever. They probably didn't have a good, accurate account of them.

That's for sure. They just got a family. They're trying to make some money. No, nowadays, there's a conservation mindset. So we have the ability to look at numbers. We look at carrying capacity for the land. What's your dream kill? It's like a dream date.

What's your dream kill? Come on. You know you got one there's got to be something that you you want to kill before you die well no i mean a human no i like elk hunting if i only could hunt elk or one animal the rest of my life it'd be elk and that's what we just got done doing fish and shit nothing none of that stuff you don't want to go out into that i'm into that. I'm into bow hunting. Sailfish. He's a specialist. Okay, so the ultimate's an elk.

What about you? Bears? It's the same. No, elk's the best. Grizzly bear is not the number one on the list? Grizzly? No, no, no, because you want to be able to eat it. You've killed a grizzly?

You want to be able to eat it. Did you save the head? Oh, yeah. And you put it in the cabin? Everything, yeah. Everything. In front of the fire. Or, yeah, either one.

Either it's on the fucking wall or on the floor. It's everywhere. Exactly. The first one, you got to fucking use everything. Got it. The second one, you're like, I already got it goddamn right. No, I keep... Hey.

The second one, you just save the head. Boom! I keep it all. Keep it all off everyone. You're so right. Oh, wait a minute. You sell. You can always sell. No, no. You can't write! Oh, wait a minute. You sell. You can always sell.

No, no. You can, actually. But you're so right. That's how people do it. Put it on eBay. Can you imagine you kill a bear? Put it on your Instagram. Boom!

That's $6,000. I can't imagine that. I've done that many times. Oh, you have? Yeah. People get real mad. That's where the dead body fuck party came from. That was my idea.

You get a ton of hate on Instagram when you post hunting shit, right? Jamie, show Eddie that bear paw on my Instagram. What's the biggest bear you killed? Polar bear? No, it's a brown bear. It's nine foot six inches. I don't think you can kill polar bears. Yeah, you can.

You gotta go to Canada, but you can't bring them back, right? If you put your mind into it and you say, fuck it, I'm gonna fucking evolve. We're going through the snow. We're gonna fucking gonna fucking evolve. We're going to do the snow We're gonna fucking New ground that's fake Dude that's not real No way is that real look at that fucking Paul? Where'd you catch him slipping it? No way? Fuck me one bone air it killed him one shot. No way. Where do you in Alaska. What app did you use? Which one is it? Which app did you use? Fuck, man.

One bone in there, it killed him? One shot. No way. Where do you hit him at? Right in the lungs. No way. Damn. Unless it's a shot.

It's an optical illusion. You hold it so close to the camera, it appears big, but your head, because your head. Because that looks like it's nine feet tall. Well, it's an enormous bear. Listen, that bear was nine foot six inches. What? I was right. Was the meat good? Meat's not very good on those.

You can get really sick if you don't well cook bear meat, right? You get really sick. It's called trichinosis. How many times did you have to hit it? Just one arrow. In the head? No. In the heart? The lungs. You take out the lungs.

God damn it. It's hard for- And how long? Two minutes? Three minutes? No. Let's see. That one was dead in about 30 seconds.

What? You didn't have to go up, go knee on the belly on them and throw some old Vitor style knee on the belly punches? It's hard for people to imagine that you need to control the population of certain animals it's hard for people that's a weird one for people yeah it's like you're not gonna eat it but you need to kill it why do you guys need to kill it yeah i mentioned that today and confusing conversation people get upset i love bears they're beautiful and all that shit but hey you know what i don't mind it hey why do you love bears i love bears

because of yogi the bear in the cartoons i got brainwashed i got brainwashed as a kid but i don't want to be attacked by no goddamn bear so if that fear was eliminated 1000 percent maybe more fucking mexicans would go in the woods. That's a good point. Strong Mexican wood presence is not there. That's why we stay in the cities. Well, bears are fucking legitimately scary. I'm sure you saw that video that was going around just a couple of days ago of a guy who's a knife maker, right? Did you see that guy?

In Montana. He was up in the woods and he got attacked by a mama bear and he got attacked twice. He got away. He sprayed her with a bear spray. She still got a hold of him. He got away. And then he got away a second time. Is that the best way to get away from a beer is that beer spray legit maybe because i was making fun of the guy and calum's like no the beer spray is kind of

legit well it's kind of legit spray i would believe it better than a guy legit but it doesn't work always it didn't work in this case is that you that's this guy that's you That's this guy. That's you. No, no. No, this is like last week, Eddie. This guy, see his right ear? His scalp is like shredded down to the bone right there. It's like he's got a giant flap of ear. Is he a bear researcher? No, he's a hunter. He was scouting for elk. Look.

Boom, son. The bear bit his arm. Look at that. How often does that happen? Once a year? Yeah, probably. Once a year, someone gets attacked by a bear? Yeah, I would say.

That's a good number. Did you hear about that Boy Scout leader? In Boy Scouts, they tell you if you run into a bear, that yellow stone, he goes, if there's a bear, everyone lays down. And they stumble upon a fucking black bear. And he lays down and all the other troops are watching. The bear's like, look at this fucking idiot. And just ate him in front of the troops. Oh, my God. Was that on YouTube? down and all the other troops are watching the bears like look at this fucking idiot and just ate him in front of the troops oh my god was that on youtube it's on all over the place

there's a real difference i don't believe that there's a real difference between the behavior of black bears and brown bears and what's really weird is that more black bears attack people as predators that's racist versus more brown bears attack people as predators. That's racist. Versus more brown bears attack people out of shock. Like a brown bear, like what happened with this guy is what happens all the time. You fuck up and you get near a mama with her cubs. Oh, yeah. And she just rips you apart. That's what happens to most of these guys.

But hold on a second. When they play dead, there's a different reaction than when a black bear gets you. If a black bear gets you and you play dead, he might think you're dead and just start eating. Ass first. Yeah, the general. Ass first, right, Kim? Well, ass first is coyotes, I think. Bear too.

What you want to do is. What about white bears? White bears are the worst. The polar bears, they're the worst. That's racist. Yeah. Think about polar bears. They are the worst. They're the worst. They're racist. Yeah. No, think about polar bears. They are the worst.

They're the worst. They're white. But they're not. Here, the thing is, they're clear. There's like five of them. What's weird about polar bears is their hair is clear, apparently. Their skin is black. Here's the thing.

They're white as fuck. How can you say their hair is clear? I'm going back on what I just said. How can you say their hair is clear when it's actually white? It's white as fuck. They're white too. They say it's clear. Whatever.

That's like saying you're Norwegian. You're Norwegian. You're not Norwegian. You're Norwegian. You're white. It's white as fuck. They're white too. They say it's clear. That's like saying you're Norwegian. You're Norwegian. You're not Norwegian. You're white. Okay? Don't they say that they... I think they describe their hair as being clear. That's exactly what they say, I thought.

They exclaim white. It's actually transparent. See? It holds no color. It appears to be white because it reflects visual light. I've seen polar bear hide that was white. Yeah, really? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm confused. But've seen polar bear hide that was white. Yeah, really?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm confused. But also polar bears at the zoo, it's not going off white snow. It's going off. And they're still white. Yeah, they're still white. The fur is actually transparent and holds no color. It only appears white because it reflects visible light.

Then it would look like a jellyfish. Then it would look like the ocean. Come on. Okay, is that a technicality though? No, that's a test on how stupid people are. Doesn't all color reflect visible light in some way, right? But the pigment, no. Jamie, that's right.

You're a photographer. My cat's white. It's white. That's it. It's white. My brain's working weird on a rep. I'm pretty sure, like, I think, like, black reflects or absorbs all light. It's one of those two, like, black absorbs.

Black absorbs. Right. Black absorbs. Yeah, but when it's in the ocean, it wouldn't look white then. Once it jumps in the water, why is it still white? Do lights change color based on how much,

or rather colors rather change their hues based on how much light is there? But they look different to us. A color is a frequency on the spectrum of light so you're seeing that frequency right it's all there it's like technically our eyes are only seeing a certain uh gauge or level of that frequency like hearing is the same thing it's also on a frequency all audio is a frequency You can only hear 20 hertz to 20,000 hertz. Light is very similar. It's not the same kind of hertz,

the same kind of waves, but in a very similar way, like once you get to infrared is a way higher frequency than what we can actually see. And that's sort of what it's getting into saying here. It's reflecting light that only we can see. It's a very fucked up version of it. That's Jamie PhD.

I'm proud of you. I think your new nickname is Jamie PhD. That's it right there. That's Jamie Ph.D. That's fucking legit, Jamie. That's very good. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I think your new nickname is Jamie Ph.D. That's it right there. It's Young Jamie. Young Jamie's smart as fuck. Jamie just threw down some Ph.D. type shit. So all that, he certainly did. So all this stuff about their white skin, I'm not sure I understand it. They're actually Mexican.

They have black skin, right? Underneath all that. I think they're really dark. They have black noses. Yeah. I think they're I think they're really dark. They have black noses. Yeah. I think they're actually, they have a dark body underneath all that stuff. They're like M&M. We don't know.

It's a weird animal, man. They're just up there jacking shit. They don't have a single piece of vegetable. So you can't really kill a lot of polar bears, right? Because there's not a ton of them. No. You're not polar bear hunting. Hey.

I haven't. If a polar bear had to fight a grizzly bear and i'm sure they've been on borders where like every now and then like bitch the snow's mine and like bitch this the mountains are mine look at this shit has there ever been a polar bear versus grizzly bear match polar bears are so well insulated by inches of blubber and fur that their heat signature is nearly invisible through infrared photography. Damn, young Jamie's on the ball. Damn, they got soundproof. That's crazy. They need to make fucking sound studios.

Like Kanye West is going to make a sound studio of bear blubber. Dude, you can barely see them in infrared. Did you think that's what you'd be getting into? It's all good. He knew. I told him. He knew what's up. You're mad.

It's up. It's like a lot of things in life. You have to experience it. Once you experience it, an actual fight companion, we don't know where these things go. They go down the tracks. They take turns.

They go through the woods. You've got to cover up. You're knocking over trees. They get back up to the ocean. It was awesome. Listen, these are awesome. It's part of what's beautiful about these things. There's nothing to be sorry for. Everybody's used to it. Listen, these are awesome. There's nothing to be sorry for.

Everybody's used to it. It's just what's fun about these things. It's their chaos. I was excited to be involved, and I learned one thing. I can't show favoritism. It's important. No, you can.

It's important. You've got to be open-minded. I didn't want Vitor or Dan. You can do whatever you want I'm actually talking shit And I'm talking at it Through my perspective Like I'm gonna have to He's a commentator

He can't show The problem is You gotta keep the dialogue going So if there's really nothing Yeah The last resort is I'm gonna talk shit On what you just fucking said

Cause I ain't got nothing else Yeah So you gotta keep it going That's what happens a lot You're like fuck I'm sorry bro It's for the show We're gonna sacrifice for the team. We're gonna sacrifice you yeah like as a commentator man It's really hard to not have favoritism like yeah, I'm not too much you talk too much shut up

You talk too much bitch No, we supposed to do shut the fuck up You know the dead air if that was if it was normal that there was six seconds, nine seconds of dead air pockets everywhere on the show. Can you imagine if that was normal? On this show? In any show.

Like, that was normal. The podcast or UFC? Of anything. Anything. You've got to keep it going. You've got to keep it going. And if you're the host, your name is on it. Shit.

Sometimes there's dead air in UFC. You're going to cut people off. You're going to cut people off. There has to be cut people off because you've got to keep it going. Bitch, we'll go back to your shit. We've got four hours. We'll get back to your shit, but now that I've got this shit, let me finish this. Let me kill 20 minutes, and then we'll get back to your shit. I think some fights it's important to give dead air.

You've got to figure out when to do it, though, and I'm not always right. I fuck it up a lot. It's just because it's your ad-libbing. If people complain about commentary in one way or another way, I'm just trying to do my best. And sometimes it's a slippery thing. When people are fighting and crazy shit's going on, you're passionate. And also, you might not recognize everything that's happening. Things happen.

You're looking for patterns and striking, but you're also looking for someone slowing down. There's a lot of shit you're looking for. It's a weird gig. The crazy thing is that we talked about this years ago when you first started commentating for the UFC. As a fantasy, wouldn't it be

cool if somehow the owner of the UFC wanted you to be yourself and wanted you to say whatever the fuck you wanted to say just like this. It was a fantasy and now it's happening. You can say whatever you want. We don't even have to talk about the guy.

We're talking about this show, yeah. It's a beautiful thing. What's happening right now? Shit. No rules. It's true free style. We can't even bring in DiGiorno's or Domino's. It's free fucking style. And here's another thing. Friends who don't always agree on shit, but still love each other Have a great time hanging out talking shit this motherfucker because he's yeah, we hate each other. I hate each other

But you're gonna steal him away from me I'm not going to let that happen brother I love you but that's not happening Cam's a fucking man My point is that there's an illusion There's an illusion that a lot of people suffer under And that illusion is that someone has to think Exactly like you for you to be their friend And I think that shit is so stupid

Because there's a lot of people that have some crazy ideas And I love them to death I give them a hug every time I see them And I only talk to them about certain shit Who wants to hang out with somebody exactly like them? A lot of people do, man. A lot of people are scared of being themselves. And so because of that,

they want to find some comfortable frequency. It's like an accent that everyone in the neighborhood has. It's a way of thinking and behaving that reinforces the idea that you're on the same team as everybody else. It's a natural instinct that we have It's a tribal instinct. Yeah, I give Eddie shit, but there's a couple of things He sent me links to and we've had no time man legit stuff, especially when it comes to my kids. There's a fucking spectrum

There's a spectrum people think I know it's a beautiful thing that people think all this drama that's going on But me and Brendan we're not like Titan going out and having fucking lunch all the time but let me tell you i rarely go out to lunch with any friends or anything i don't hang out with anybody i have no time between all my schools it's just all my free time is my wife and my son everything else is business my wife and my son business i don't hang out with anybody so i mean brendan i fucking love i don't know how many times I said to you personally off camera, I said, that motherfucker, you two, when you guys go off on MMA, I've told them at least three times, you guys have amazing chemistry because you guys remember fights.

I don't remember shit. So when you started talking about this guy knocked out this guy three years ago, I just shut the fuck up because my brain don't work like that no more. I watch too many conspiracy theories. You guys are watching fights. I'm watching the oil deception over and over again. I'm going to be honest, man. When I talk to Shaw, when I talk to you, it elevates my thinking about past fights because I know you know so much about past fights.

So I know I'm talking to a dude who's on the same level as far as your history of pride fights and who not really. We're pretty close. You guys are like fucking battling with swords and shit. No, no, no, pretty close

but it's inspiring. You know so much about it that I have to remember shit. What's your system? How do you stay so sharp? Because I know you stay sharp. You've got work ethic when it comes to being on top

of the UFC and what's going on and I know you've got work ethic. I know you said sharp. You got work ethic when it comes to being on top of the UFC and what's going on. And I know you got work ethic. I know you said before you go to bed, you have to watch some fights, right? Yeah, I like to watch fights before I go to bed. But it's just because you guys like it, right? Yeah, I just like it, so I stay up on it. When do you watch the fights? When do you memorize the shit?

When they're live, and I'll record them. And if it's like a big one or if we're doing a fight campaign or doing something, I'll watch them again. You know what I've been doing a lot, man? I've been watching a lot of Muay Thai, man. A lot of Muay Thai. Dude, that's how I am with boxing. I'm obsessed with boxing. You know me.

I barely can keep up with MMA and UFC. So I don't have time for kickboxing and boxing. But in Big Bear, Triple G, I got a taste of that motherfucker. I like him. All of a sudden, I got a little foot in the door in boxing. But I also, while I was up in Big Bear, we're fucking just chilling, making sure our seizures don't act up all night.

And we put on the best of glory. The best of glory. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the... They'll go through... There's a documentary. Man, they hit fucking hard.

Holy shit. All of a sudden, I'm into Glory now. I'm into Glory now. Hey, listen, man. I'm good. I'm so glad you brought that up because I was actually going to ask you guys if you want to do this. Those guys are smashing. You want to do a fight companion for Glory?

When? There's Glory Denver, and it's on October 21st, and it's in Denver. Is that a Saturday? I think it's Nikki Holtskin is rematching Murtho Gronholm. Is that who it is? Who said October what? Oh, I'll tell you again. But I was thinking it would be fun to do that.

The 21st of October Yeah He's fighting growing heart. He's a bad motherfucker. They had a really close fight the first time really close Varga versus ruse Mullen Bruce Mullen's also 24th of October 21st 21st and But Nikki Holtzkin is a bad motherfucker, dude. Yeah, Nikki Holtzkin's a monster. 21st of October, I'm going to be in Springfield, Oregon.

Growing up, it's a bad motherfucker, too. 10th Planet Springfield in the house. You know who we need to get in, if we can? We need to get Joe Schilling in for that one. Right? Yeah. Right? Because Joe was fighting for glory for a long time.

In that highlight, they showed that fight that we saw at the forum with me with their live Where they went into overtime and they do the extra rounds and fucking knocked out that yeah, that was amazing last man standing Hey, do you do some more mountain running on? October 21st in Springfield Had a disc replaced in his back like a pretty significant back. I've enrolled jujitsu in over four months now. I just had major back surgery. So I think I might take off the rest of the year,

just to be sure. Safe, smart. Just to be sure. Because when the doctor tells me, you know, I was on, you know, you can either get fusion on your disc, which is last resort. We just got to fucking screw everything together.

Or we could put a disc in. There's people that are qualified for the disc. And if you don't qualify for that disc, they're like, you know what? Your shit's so fucked up. You got to fucking lock all that shit up with screws. So I was on the fence. So the doctor would sit me down and say, what is this jujitsu do? Are people picking you up and slamming you?

I'm like, no, I'm not really getting slammed. Are they picking you up? Is there impact? And the fact that he was asking this question, I was like, no, no, no. It's like, dude, I fucking pull a quarter guard and just clinch on motherfuckers. There ain't impact in my roles ever, dude.

Do you have any back issues, Kim? All that running and hiking and shit? Because that's the only thing that tightens me up is when I run. I love running, but that's what tightens my back. Yeah, you're pretty big. That makes a difference on running for the pounding, so it's tougher on your body. But with all the hunting or anything, you haven't had any injuries

or knee problems, nothing? What's a really big guy for a hundred mile? Who's been the biggest guy? Nobody's ever over 180. Really? So I can't do it? I can't do it?

You can do it. I was going to talk about earlier when we were talking about Stefan Struve. I was thinking there's only a certain amount of blood that that guy can get to his body. He's got so much body to deal with. His cardio can't be as good as a Mighty Mouse. It's just so big. Not physically, yeah. It's just so much blood has to keep pumping to fuel that big, giant-ass body. I would love to do it.

Like, I run, you're going to laugh, I run 14 miles a week. And for a bigger guy, I love to run. His size might not be, like, have anything to do with a UFC fight, though. Maybe if he was had to, like, apocalypse you would see the difference but i don't think you'd see the difference like just because he's seven foot that he's gonna have shitty cardio no i'm just saying that you when you're 265 i think there's a magic number and i think a lot of guys agree with this and it's around where steve miocic is it's around where Cain Velasquez is. It's that 240 number. It seems like 240 is as heavy as you want to get because you can handle a guy that's 265.

Because that 25-pound differential, although it seems like a big difference, if the skill's better, it plays itself out. Because that 25-pound differential, that guy, that 265-pound guy, or bigger and cutting down to it, has such a giant reservoir that he needs to fill and they're also slower they're slower speed cardio but if you're 240 and you got brock lesnar that's not good that's not true because that's what cain velasquez did to him he worked him

brock took him down he got right back up and brock got tired and cain did not and cain started beating on him with perfect striking just perfect fight. Pop, pop, pop. And Brock was like, oh shit, I'm in deep fucking trouble. And he took him down and beat him up. It was a brutal fight. And an excellent example of how a 240 pound fighter might be a better deal. That's why you could argue too that Kane's the best of all time. I mean, that could be a fighting style man versus man too.

Well, it's also, you have to put it up, that Cain Velasquez has extraordinary cardio. For heavyweight, his cardio is one of the biggest weapons he has. And skill. If not the biggest. Absolutely. Absolutely. Skill, great technique with striking and with wrestling.

But almost more importantly, championship mindset. Like 100% confidence in himself. And cardio that's just like superhuman. So he has a championship mindset. He has percent confidence in himself and cardio that's just like superhuman so he's a championship mindset he has the heart like no one else and then he has cardio this is how fucking hard mma is even that guy lost yeah it's not crazy come on man yeah even that guy can have a day where he just like when he fought febreze over doom that's why these guys jds yep that's why some of these best guys have 10 losses yep yeah exactly yep look man in my opinion i mean kane is not done like his career is not done but when it all goes down you have to look at him in

his prime and go that that is one of the very best examples of a heavyweight fighter we've ever seen. I think he's top two, if not number one, for sure. I'm 100% with you. See, I think he could be number one. But it might be Fedor. See, you could toss Verdum in there. You could toss Verdum in there. You could toss Verdum in there. It's true.

On accomplishments, on paper, you have to look at Verdum. But I think Kane, most likely, obviously just my educated opinion, I think he's the best matchup to beat Stipe with skill sets. Because if he does get through for Doom and then he gets Stipe, it's a tough matchup for Stipe if you look on paper. If they fight the way he fought. I mean, here's the thing. Kane's been through some wars with Junior.

For sure. Wars. Stipe's been through wars. He has. And Stipe went through a war with Junior. But the difference between Stipe's war with Junior, and I know MMA math doesn't really work this way. You can't look at one guy and go, just because one guy

beat one guy, he's going to beat the other guy. It doesn't work like that. But if they fight in the same way that Stipe fought Junior Dos Santos, you've got to think that Kane can keep a pace that's ahead of where JDS was. Correct. And take him down. And Stipe and him, it was a very close fight between him and JDS. Super close.

Him hitting that high-level upper echelon of the heavyweight division for the first time as well, other than the Strew fight. So I think, I don't know, man. I think that Kane is a nightmare for anybody if he's healthy. I just think if Kane comes back and becomes champion and beats Stipe, he's the best heavyweight of all time. And there's a good probability he's going to do that. What if I do Joshua?

He has to get through Verdun and Stipe. It's a nightmare. That's boxing, sir. That's boxing. But what if he did MMA? Oh, boy. He would get taken down and smushed. You think so?

He'd get fucked up. He'd get taken down and smushed. Dudes who don't know how to wrestle, you can't start at 35 and compete at that level. If you don't actually know something wrestle, you can't start at 35 and compete at that level. If you don't actually know something. If a guy knows something. And Anthony Joshua would heavyweight boxes. Klitschko, Andrew Joshua. No, no, Klitschko's not the top.

All those guys would get destroyed in the UFC. Not if they started in MMA, though. They would get fucked up by a lot of high-level kickboxers. Right now, they decided to do it. Dude, they'd get fucked up by Rico Verhoeven. Forget about MMA. Just kickboxers. A guy like Rico Verhoeven will fuck up a lot of boxers.

They wouldn't touch him. He'd kick their legs out. He'd be way on the outside. So kickboxers are more prepared for MMA than boxers? No, what I'm saying is that boxers right now, like them getting into MMA, they can't even get through the top kickboxers. So what I'm saying is the top kickboxers are more prepared to go into MMA than boxers?

Not necessarily. Because those guys get taken down. Everybody gets taken down. So when they get taken down, you know as well as anybody does, they're fucked. They're all fucked. But the difference between the boxing, like the best boxers, their hands are without a doubt better than the best kickboxers. But they don't have to be that good with their hands because they got

all these other tools. So they might have one skill that's like maybe I would say like the max of the best kickboxers, like 70% of the hands of a world championship boxer. Right? If you want to look at like a Roberto Duran in his prime. Who the fuck punches like that in MMA?

Right? No one. Yeah, kickboxing. Not even guys today? No one. Yeah, kickboxing. Not today? Not even guys today? No, no, no, no. Are you talking about mythical shit? Maybe guys, maybe... I don't think you can get there.

I don't think you can get there. I think to be at a Sugar Ray Leonard... Maybe Robbie Lauro is just as good as Roberto Duran. Maybe he is. No, because he gets to do knees and elbows and takedowns. Maybe he is. I mean, look, Robbie Lauro is a fucking savage, and I would never compare him unfavorably to anybody

because he's like one of my all-time favorites. Maybe Conor McGregor's just as good as fucking... You're saying if he focused on boxing solely? If he focused on boxing solely, you have a point.

If Conor McGregor fought right now, fought in his prime, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Leonard, Conor McGregor, who would win? In boxing? In boxing.

Dude, do you have any idea that would look very similar to you having a fight with Sugar Ray Leonard what about kickboxing what about in kickboxing

if they fought kickboxing Conor would fuck him up did you say me Conor would fuck him up I mean you don't box dude I did Boy Scouts for two years I did karate

for one year I did Cass Magda which is a Danny Inosano system for two and a half fucking years did you hear what I just said? obviously Conor's got really good hands he's obviously got lethal power in his punches and he'll carry that

somewhat in boxing but Sugar Ray Leonard if you watch his fights when he was in his prime when he knocked out Tommy Hearns in that 13th round after Angelo Dundee came back and said, you're blowing it, kid. And he went out there and put it to Tommy Hearns.

Dude, come on, man. I'm not going to mention names, but I've seen some world champion, high-level UFC guys fight mediocre boxers and just sparring. I think that's nostalgia. And they get dismal. Man, how about when he lit up Floyd Mayweather's dad Floyd Mayweather Sr.

Floyd Mayweather Sr. fought Sugar Ray Leonard Floyd Mayweather Sr. was a world class boxer Amazing His uncle was too Yeah, Roger Mayweather, Black Mamba, bad motherfucker Bad motherfucker, lethal right hand He's a bad motherfucker But his dad fought Sugar Ray Leonard

In his prime And he hung in with him for a little while, but eventually Sugar Ray got him. It was Sugar Ray at his very best. How about Tommy Hearns versus Marvin Hagler? You know that shit? That's the shit. God damn. That's the shit that's going on right now all around us, and we won't realize that for

30 years. Yeah, you're right. You're 100% right. All the shit that's going on right now, we're in the Marvin Hagler, Thomas. We're living it, but it's so new to us. You don't really know. It's like music. But there's like 10 Marvin Haglers now.

And there's 10 Tommy Hearns. You can look them up anywhere. In MMA, there's so many good fights. And then on top of that, we have the boxing fights too. The boxing fights are exciting too. Triple G's one of the best of all time. Troxel Cito might be the best of all time.

Come on, the young kids are not into boxing. Young kids are... No, no, no. That's not true. A lot of kids are into boxing. How are they getting into boxing? HBO Boxing. Who's getting them into it?

Canelo Alvarez is a hero amongst your people. Kids play the UFC. They're not in there. Your people love Canelo. Why don't you? Mexicans. They're not into that. Your people love Canelo. Why don't you? Mexicans. He's compatriot.

He's a bad motherfucker. You know what? Yeah. Goddamn, he punches hard. Who's a bad motherfucker? Canelo. He is the Under Armour guy. Goddamn, he hits hard.

So you're an Under Armour guy. Yeah. God. He showed you his shoes. It says keep hammering. That's right. Remember? Jesus Christ. No, I remember, but I didn't know you had like a-

No more pot for you. No, no, no. I didn't know you had a deal with them. I didn't know you had a deal with them. No more pot for you. It's like the rock, you, and fucking Canela. Hey, who's the playmate where the- I thought they maybe just made one pair.

These are for the race. They made 12 pairs. We need to find that guy and blow them up. I can't. Hold on. We can't have two conversations at the same time. Jamie, let's find the baddest motherfucker from Turkish oil wrestling and let's blow him up.

Let's give him some fucking press time. Show the wolf one. When I Instagrammed that you were coming on the show, my boy Cody Donovan goes, that guy's my hero. I was like, really? He's like, yeah, I guess hunting. You're the Mickey Mantle of hunting. What city do you live in? Do you live in Southern California?

Don't give out your actual address. Don't do that. Oh, that's right. I'm going to see you when you're just bringing it. You live in a cabin or a regular house? Regular house. Just a regular house? Yeah.

Like in a regular shape? A cabin. Do you have like a shed where you keep all the dead deer? Yeah, there's dead deer in there. In the shed? No, in the house. What do you do with the flies, bro? What is that?

There's got to be a special thing you keep. Flies, they smell that shit. You can't keep flies. What do you do with the flies, bro? What is that? There's got to be a special thing you keep. Flies, they smell that shit. You can't keep flies. What do you do with the flies? There's no flies. Fly paper? No flies, dude. In the wintertime, most of the time when you're hunting, you're hunting in the fall.

What about the bees? And the flies kind of go away for the most part, unless you're in a warm climate. We saw a bunch of flies this week. Yeah, this week we saw some flies. But if he was in Utah, he wouldn't see any flies. They're all dead. You should try hunting game in the jungle, like in Costa Rica. See what's up with that.

That's extreme. That's extreme. You got to deal with the bugs. There's a war with the bugs, and you're trying to get your fucking mammal. You're trying to get your jaguar or monkey or whatever. But you're in a different battle with the insects. Joe, check this out. I had this guy when I was doing that.

That's a documentary right there. When I was doing that sci-fi show, I had this guy on the show called, his name is Peter Hortez. He's a professor, I think, at the University of Houston. Really, really smart dude. But his specialty is infectious diseases in tropical climates.

Like parasites go on your dick? No, all form of different parasites. But this is what was really crazy. He was saying that somewhere in like the high 90% of all people in these tropical climates, I hope I'm not misquoting them they have some sort of infections they have some sort of parasites living in them in the jungle yeah that seems totally straight they go in those lagoons they're covering their dick it's not even that dude that's going to dick if that's the problem it's in the food you're eating they're going in your butt too and everything it's in

like we're talking about lyme disease that's kind of a disease i mean it's like kind of a virus or a bacteria i don't know what have you got any bad viruses from all the traveling no ticks damn ticks yeah i mean what do you do with that how do you deal with that been bitten by a few ticks and they bury in so i would take like uh trying to think what either i think i heated up a needle and stuck the tick, and then when they burn, they back out. What? Mm-hmm. Holy shit.

That happened once then, right? No, a few times. But, yeah, the ticks, because I don't know what happens, but you can't feel them going in. All of a sudden, you kind of feel something. They have a saliva that's a numbing agent. Right, so it must be something. God, no. Because you'd think you'd feel them burying in your skin, but you don't feel them until they're in.

Double check that, Jamie. I'm a little too high. Has anybody ever had one of those ticks bury themselves in the rectum? Oh, deep in the butthole. What happens then? They go towards the darkness. Is that when you stop

and you're like, you know what? Is that when you go vegan? I don't know. My tick crawls inside your butthole and it just flushes it out. It just keeps getting bigger. How many times does that have to happen before you just say, you know what? I want to go to Boulder and go fucking eat them. It looks like you're developing a belly, but it's actually

this softball-sized tick that lives in your ass. Now, ticks are nasty. And maybe it feels good. You never know. Hey, Cam, when you're burning all these calories, will you eat just whatever you want?

Fast food, whatever? No, not fast food. Now, can I help pull this? What is this? Pupil care? Oh, my gosh. Anything but dairy sugar.

I don't know why it has a texture. What does this mean? I don't know. Hey, listen. This is pupil care. We have children listening. I don't even want to

know what this is. It's a tic bite on your genitals? Is that what it's talking about? Yeah, and I only just put ticks on their skin to start looking stuff up. Oh, my God. They go for the butt. Look at that.

They smell it. They can smell that. What do you do if a tick burrows on your skin? Think about how strong my shit is to a tick. Dude, that's the weirdest thing about the world. You may not smell it, but that tick can smell it. That tick knows your ass is sweaty. How many different bugs are just jacking each other?

What do you mean? Killing each other. Oh, killing each other? They're probably attracted to the smell of shit. If you don't wipe your ass right, boom, you're susceptible. Probably. You go to Brazil, you don't wipe your ass right? Dude, expect it.

Don't be surprised. Just think about it. Is that a wife's tale that bear are attracted to menstruation? I don't know. I believe it. Because I've heard that. I believe it. I've heard that.

I don't know why, but I do. I would 100% assume that, but I would think that people would be afraid to say it because they don't want to accuse women of being, in any way, bringing on the bears. Yes. Yes. Or, and they don't want to address, like, find out if that's true. Here we go. Bears are not attracted.

Says who? You fuck. Are not attracted. How can they not smell it? Where are the tests? find out if that's true. Bears not attracted. Says who? You fuck. Are not attracted. How can they not smell it? Black bears and grizzly bears are not attracted. Oh, it says live science, I believe it. Polar bears are. Oh, shit.

We're good. Oh, but polar bears. Live science dot com, I believe it. Look at this, though. But it says polar bears may be interested in the smell of menstrual blood. It's a science. Which means they've eaten about a hundred researchers' vaginas. Meanwhile, it's like a fucking, this is a cover-up.

They bought the science. Meanwhile, there's a fucking epidemic of bears eating female researchers. Researchers on their cycles. Chicks that wanted to be like that Jane Goodall of the bears. And like, damn, they didn't tell them about the menstruation. That's some strong shit. Of the bears. And like, damn, they didn't tell him about the menstruation.

That's some strong shit. That's what's really scary about the way some animals kill other animals is they go asshole first. Look at that. There's eight asshole firsts. Sometimes they do pilots too. Yellowstone.com. Menstruating women. Should you camp? That's Yellowstone.

Bears not attracted. Well, how about how crocodiles kill alligators? Dude, I wouldn't trust- Yellowstone bear man. I wouldn't trust him. I bear man. I wouldn't trust it. I'm going to listen to that again. In a study designed to test the hypothesis that bears are attracted to the odors of menstruation, Cushing reported that when presented with a series of different odors, including seal

scents and other scents, non-menstrual human blood, and used tampons for captive... Jamie. Sorry, I was going to... Thank you. That was beautiful. How dare you? That was the end of it. That was the end of what? Damn. I was the end of it. That was the end of what?

I was trying to read it. He had to click it. I didn't finish it. Did I? Did I finish it? Four captains, polar bears. Elicited a... That part I didn't get. Elicited a what? This is good news, Joe. This is good news.

Now you can say you're going to go hunt for bears and then you can tell your wife to send her these links, and say, look. They go after periods. We have to stop them. I can't bring you. I want to bring you. I do want to bring you on this bear hunt. I got zero desire to be out there.

But I'm concerned for your safety. Don't you start your rag next week? I mean, think about that. Look at his website. Hold on a second. Send her links. Bah, bah, bah. I can't see it, Jamie. That camera. You got that camera set up there?

Okay. That's a good excuse. A strong behavioral response only to seal scents and menstrual odors. Use tampons. Okay, so it did. So that's not true. It's those four polar bears. So, okay, for polar bears, it's an attractant.

I got to think that regular bears are going to smell it, too. You don't have to say. You don't have to think of any of that. You know what it is? There's probably other stuff they prefer. All you got to say is that you just can't go. When's the next hunt, Kim? And what are you hunting?

It's deer back home. Are you bringing your wife? No, she doesn't hunt. Perfect. Deer, cool. Deer, cool deer yeah dude we saw mountain lions really yeah we saw mama and how many cubs two or three bobcats bobcats would you attempt to that's right we saw a uh yeah a female two kittens if you saw a female smaller cat yeah why did i think that one of them was, I thought, why did I think it was a little cougar? No.

Dude, why was I, in my mind, I saw it so quick. This is how shitty memory is. Or your high rate. In my mind. No, no. Did you smoke weed? Fuck yeah. You saw me.

You brought joints? No, no, not joints. I'm saying right now when he thought it was a mountain lion, it turned out it was a dog. No, I didn't bring anything. No? No. Not even a pen? No.

What? You have an objective. You were in the woods? You were in the woods? Eddie, Eddie, hold was a mountain lion. No, no, no. No, I didn't bring anything. No? No. Not even a pen? No. What? You have an objective. You were in the woods? You were in the woods? Eddie, Eddie, hold on a second. I thought those things were cougars. They're bobcats. How you can tell quickly is the tail.

They were really small. Yeah, they're small, but a mountain lion, you're always going to notice a tail. Right. Long tail. Man, that's interesting, because it was such a brief thing. You guys said it first, and then I turned and saw him for such a maybe half a second or a second before they bolted. And I'm thinking that sometimes when you expect to see something, I think maybe Brian had said cat, and maybe I thought cougar.

So maybe it was just a flash on my mind filled in the blanks. Which is shocking. That happens. What's the most dangerous cat in this part of the world? Mountain lion. More than a bobcat? Yeah. Oh yeah. A mountain lion can be 170 pounds. Will it stalk you?

Yeah. It has before. Once you realize you're being stalked, is there a point where... Do you want to watch a video? Usually you don't realize it. If you realize you're being stalked is there a point you want to watch a video usually don't Realize you're being stalked at that point is that mission number one watch this video. We're gonna watch this video I just video this guy. We can't put it on YouTube, but we can watch it I want to be on YouTube so nobody else sees it But that guy who got stalked he was on a mountain bike and he got stalked by this Mountain lion who got within inside of 20 yards of him did he get him he was walking slowly at him like this like out in the open let me see that out in the open staring at him it is fucking horrific dude it scares the

shit out of me look at this cat this dude is just hanging out and this fucking cat keeps coming close to him what is it so we can give the the dude some props and he can get some views on it? It says mountain lion standoff with hiker. So this gentleman, whoever he was, it was the hiker. He was yelling here and the cat just keeps getting closer and closer to him. And it got fucking super sketchy. For sure take off. Dude, it got super sketchy.

That cat was for sure thinking about eating him. Did he have a gun? i don't think he did he just got loud damn what is this thing yeah um tennessee where is this at jamie glacier national park where's that at cam where's glacier national park damn he said hey bud he called him alaska is it no he called him he said? Is it? No. He called him. He said, hey, bud. I don't think they have a lot of mountain lions in Alaska. Do they, Cam?

Glacier. That's a big motherfucker, dude. Oh, look at that motherfucker. That's a fucking tiger right there. Dude, that is so scary. That cat. That no rules having motherfucker is closing in. Montana.

Or is it just an optical illusion? It's a terrible way to die. No, it's not an optical illusion. Look, a 100-pound cat, like if you see a German Shepherd, German Shepherd wants to fuck you up, you're scared, right? German Shepherd might weigh 70 pounds. Okay, that's not a big animal at all. But yet they will most likely fuck you up.

Yeah. You know those Belgian Malmoise that they use for the police academy? I think those are actually more likely to be in the 60s and 70 pounds. German Shepherds can get a little bit bigger. No, no, he's not. He just doesn't know what to do. So he's making this video. This guy's shitting his pants. That was awesome.

That was awesome. He almost died. There's a gang of those videos. Occasionally, people go missing. They just go after women and children, though, right? Nope, not that guy. That guy was a man.

And that might have kept him from being killed. Maybe if that was a child, the cat wouldn't have hesitated. The cat would have just killed him. And it's happened. I mean, there was a guy in Cupertino who watched his kid get attacked by a mountain lion just a year and a half ago. And Cupertino, they chased it off. And I think then the animal... That thing's skinny.

Oh, look at that thing. That thing's skinny Oh look at that thing That thing looks starving Look at that right arm Holy shit He's jacked Looks like he'd have the most ridiculous Greco-Roman skills That's not good

You're gonna go take a walk in the woods What's not good there, Ken? Bring your motherfucking rifle How skinny it is Oh I forgot my rifle Starving Yeah So then he's dangerous

Look at it dude Oh my god Look at that thing He's making a move They're straight up killers He's making a move Look at that straight-up killers. He's making a move. Look at that. That is so dangerous.

And it's just not sure whether or not you got a bang stick. I mean, think about... What's a bang stick? A gun. Think about trying to hold down a house cat if it doesn't want to be held down. Oh, I know. They're 15, 10 pounds. Yeah.

Have you ever killed a cat? No. Jesus Christ, those things are scary. What's really weird is that we love them and we want them around us, but not so close Bro, yeah, look at that one that one ran after the no check out I'm gonna trade it in the face on the far right greatest tiger attacks ever caught on camera I don't necessarily think I want to look at that seven million views I definitely want to lose long as it doesn't get us kicked off of YouTube, Jamie So no one else can see it

This is my favorite one This is the one with the dudes on top of an elephant And the tiger decides to run at them Look at this Running at them I mean, look how this thing flies through the air What a boost it's really gonna help Look at that

He threw a machete at him Oh my god He tore his arm apart He. He threw a machete at him. Oh, my God. Damn! Oh, shit! He tore his arm apart. He should have timed that machete a lot better than that. Yeah. Because once you commit, you're like, oh, shit, you can't pull it back.

Oh, look at this little dog. Tiger kills dog. Oh, my God. Yoinkums. Oh, shit. Oh, it's over. Oh, my God. That was quick.

See you, dog. Oh, my God. They took off. Tiger kills 14-foot crocodile. Oh, it's over. That was quick. See you, dog. Oh, my God. Tiger killed. Tigers kills 14-foot crocodile. Dude, there's a video that I just watched the other day of a tiger making a run at a guy, and then at the last minute it turns. But as it's angry and it's in full fury and it's making a run at it, it moves so much quicker than I thought they could.

So much quicker. It was like a fucking regular cat, but like 600 pounds. Tiger kills what? Sloth bear. Oh, my God. Oh, these guys are dead. Everybody's dead. They kill crocodiles, dude.

Have you ever seen those ones in jaguars in Brazil? They jump into the water and kill crocodiles? They just showed it right now. Oh, my God. A tiger just engulfing a crocodile and swarming on it. I was talking about leopards, though, I think, or jaguars, rather, which are even smaller than tigers. And they kill those caimans in Brazil. There's a bunch of those videos.

They come behind them, creep up. They treat them like they're food, man. They just jack them. Dude, how fucking scary is a tiger, though? That thing's huge, man. Look at this thing. It's chasing after these people. It's about like those huge man. Look at this thing It's chasing after these people like those African lions look at this thing But imagine you're in this fucking because tigers are much larger like 700 pounds

Am I off on the other choice you want to live around tigers or you want to live around criminals with guns on the street? Criminals the same shit criminals say they probably think we're fucking crazy I can we use that there's humans with guns shooting people and all they got to do is deal with tigers yeah but dude look at this video this tiger is just slowly stalking these fucking people there's a truck behind them and there's a truck in front of them and this tiger is just strutting dude this is scary that tiger's just trying to figure out what it's going to do. And this is a video called Tiger Attacks. This can't be good.

I'm shitting my pants right now, motherfucker. I don't know if you are. Is it a tiger like that or a government official that wants you suicided? Tiger, Eddie. Okay. Tiger for $5,000. In the moment. In the moment.

I just feel like the government officials can be. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe you're right. They can be coaxed into enlightenment. You're right. Yeah, there's no talking to this tiger. This tiger doesn't give a fuck.

It's a trade-off. It's a trade-off. There's no talking. Oh, here it comes. Jesus Christ, here it comes. Oh, God. Oh, it's like the Blair Witch Project. Where does the camera work?

Doesn't sound good. Oh, my God. They're running away from this tiger. A hitman's not going to scrape the skin off your back. Oh, Jesus Christ. Brendan, so that's a trade-off. God, they're running away from this tiger hit man's not gonna scrape the skin off the That's the trade-off I'm so scared of those goddamn things. Yeah, I tell you that video No Tigers Video in Beijing or that chick gets in an argument with someone and she gets out of the car

She gets out of the car. Fucked up, bitch. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Right here. Yeah, dude. This one's rough. That's it. She's like, fuck this, bitch.

I'll tell you what the fuck is going on. What city are they in where there's three cars? You can bring your own car. What city is this? Bring your own car. Beijing. What, Beijing? Yeah, watch.

It's a regular city? Look at there. She's all strutting. She's going to the other side. You ain't going to do shit. She's yelling at somebody. This is a regular city. I want to go home.

Look at this. You ain't doing shit. That guy goes, what? Why is that red car just sitting there? Yeah. Why is that red car just sitting there? Dude, because they're all on a safari where you drive down the road in your car and you have to see these animals.

It's a safari. And she didn't die. It's like a park. The guy that ran after it did. No, the mom. Oh, okay. Yeah. She just got out.

Look at this thing. I get it. It's a park. Dude, I do not want to see that guy's arm get ripped off like that. Stay in your goddamn car. You're in fucking Lion Country Safari in San Diego. What the fuck is this guy doing? This is a preacher.

Are you getting out of your car? He was trying to convince. This guy was trying to convince these lions that Christianity was the way to do it. Oh, you know what? What? I think they believe him. I don't know why, but they do. Oh, my God.

That guy got fucked up. He is in a bad spot. They believe him. Look at their eyes. Dude, he jumped into the exhibit? Yeah, man, he fucked up. God is stronger than any of us can imagine, Brandon. Fucked up. Look at what they're doing. They have to spray these lions

to get them to fuck away. Cats really hate water? Well, they just don't like being changed. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. This is a leopard that came out of the roof and fucked these guys up. Oh, my God. They need a baseball bat. A little baby one like those little ones.

Fucking everybody. Oh, my God. Right there. Boom. Right in the skull. Jesus Christ. Yeah. He's scared.

Look at him. Fuck those cats. Those cats are terrifying, dude. I'm not a cat. Oh! Hey, that's scared look at those cats are terrifying dude Cat inside the fucking living room. Oh my god. That's real They're on a TV show in Indonesia oh My god these silly bitches are in the cage with him. He's trying to fuck him? Yeah.

He's going for that dick. Oh, my God. That would hurt so bad. Oh, my God. He's going to his face. Oh, no. He's going for his face. Look at the guy hit him on the head. It looks like he's trying to get him some affection.

That's not a full-sized tiger, either. That's like a baby that's feeling his oats. That's a female. Imagine those claws digging into that ass. Is that a lion? Lion, yeah. Did I say tiger? Look at those claws.

Lioness. I'm too drunk. Imagine how deep those claws are right up his ass. But she's young, right? It's on my ankle right now. Do you think she's a young one? I don't know. Lioness is smaller.

She looks at least 18. But it seemed... Silly. but it seemed But it seemed like she wasn't that big Shit there's the female son. It's the one in Vegas. Oh no, it's a male MGM you're not gonna hold that that back. Oh, no, you might as well just this is so crazy Oh, this is so crazy. This is so crazy. What are they thinking?

They got cocky. They thought they could hang out with their friends the lions. Oh, this guy's about to get- Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't show me this, Jamie. Eat that arm, son. I don't want to see this. Eat it, eat it, eat it. I do.

I don't want to see this guy's arm get torn off. Please, Josh. Oh no, he's good. He's got his t-shirt. It's just the skin. It's just the t-shirt. It's just the skin. Just the t-shirt. It's just the skin. Oh, my God.

Uh-oh. This isn't good. Oh, no. This is not good. That's fake. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is that in a circus?

You guys believe in this shit? It's a distraction. Oh, my God. See, I like the real ones. I don't like the exhibit ones. Here's the real shit. Is that an ostrich? Oh, it's a...

Oh, my God. What is that? It tackled that dude, and they shot it. At least he ran. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, red carpet. That makes sense, you dumbasses. Oh, Jesus Christ.

That's not America. There's no way. Oh, my God. It's got his fucking leg. Dude, fuck these things. Like, what is wrong with people? Why are you walking down a red carpet in a tuxedo like an asshole? With a lion.

A lion. Who's your date tonight? Lion. I'm going to bring my lion. Let everybody know I'm so connected to the wild. So a real life story, not this, but when we were hunting over there in Tanzania, this lioness had cubs and we had to keep driving by in the Jeep. We weren't hunting the lioness, but she getting mad like every time we drive by so one time we drove by we got video of it it's somewhere on my instagram but she takes off after the jeep and we're like go go go and we're

going dust is coming up and here she comes out of the dust and catching up with us what a lion lioness yeah were you in an open jeep? Yeah, open jeep. Oh, no. What happened? No, we got away. Fucking everybody up. Oh, no.

But it was like we were kind of laughing, like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then she comes out of the dust. It's like, go, bro. And she's like catching up. But you guys, I'm sure all had your guns out. Like, come on up. And bows. And bows.

And bows. But what if you had like one bad spark plug? Like one misfire. Oh, no. Engines just hiccuping. Yeah. One shitty old carburetor they haven't cleared Like one misfire. The engines just hiccup. One shitty old carburetor they haven't cleared the dust out of. Someone's getting caked up. And just the fuel injectors get fucking clogged.

Jesus Christ, not a giant cat is eating your asshole. You have a reserve gun just in case? You have your backup gun? No. You need to get that shit in order. You better have that backup gun. You're hanging out with polar bears and shit. I hear you.

Yeah, don't hang out with polar bears. That does not seem like a wise maneuver. Those fucking things don't do anything but jack things. You ever see that video that I posted? I forget where I got it from. With the Cubhead. Maybe National Geographic. No, a seal.

A seal's chilling and doesn't know that a polar bear is in the neighborhood. And the polar bear jumps up on the ice shelf. And the seal sees it and goes, fuck! And starts this mad sprint for the water and gets in the water. And as he's getting in the water, the polar bear is coming out of the water and onto the ice shelf. And he's running towards him and he dives into the water. Watch this shit. Yeah, look.

The seal is just like, you know. Cute seal. Have you seen the killer whale one? They do the same thing. Yeah, but hold on a second. Oh, shit. He's like, you know. Look at it.

The polar bear peers up, realizes it's there, and goes, oh, motherfucker. I got this, motherfucker. Oh, this is just the gif. Oh, it's a different one? It's just the- Oh, the gif? What about the video? That's a gif, too.

Oh, here it goes. That's a gif, too. Is it? Imagine that meme. Just see if you can find it. Or like Joey Diaz calls them memes. This is it. There's the seal.

He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And the polar bears are like, God. You see how he dived right the fuck in? Well, Jamie, find the whole one because he comes out. That seal was posted. Go on my Instagram. It's on my Instagram. That shit.

Right at the water break. Somewhere on my Instagram. That shit. Right at the water break. Somewhere on my Instagram. Like, it was a while ago, though. There's one similar with killer whales. There's like three of them, and they're like fucking. Right, they're teaching the babies how to do it. They're making waves on a fucking seal, and then they rock it off, and it's done. Yeah, they put their weight on it and they tilt it

and they make them slide right through them. These poor fuckers. That's the oldest trick in the book. They're like, we got it on a side shelf. Everything should be cool now. And the kid in the world is like, bitch. They just put their chin on it. Bitch, please.

It's slippery. That one's the one where he jumps on the boat to get away from it. Oh, yeah. That's the seal that runs away from the sharks. Yeah. Sharks? They're smart little fuckers.

Yeah. The sharks were trying to eat the seals. And so. Oh, shit. Was it sharks or killer whales? It says whale. Oh, so it was killer whale. Yeah.

It is a killer whale. The seal didn't care what it got up on. No. I'm just so happy to be up there. Well, they will fuck with seals. They'll play with them before they kill them. They're so smart. Looks like there's a shark down there, too.

And you know they're a dolphin? What is? Killer whale. Oh, a dolphin is a killer whale. It's a cousin of a dolphin. A whale is? A killer whale is a cousin, an orca. All whales are.

It's a cousin of a dolphin. Right? Well, whales and dolphins are similar in that they're marine mammals, but as far as the species goes, killer orcas apparently are closer to dolphins. I didn't know that. They're super close to dolphins. That's why they're both smart as shit. Smart as shit, but they kill each other.

Mostly orcas kill dolphins, but orcas also kill whales. Can't they kill great whites, too? Like, they're gnarly. Oh, yeah, they fuck great whites up. They take chunks out of great whites. Oh, they kill great whites. They're so much smarter and bigger. What did you see that on YouTube? Yeah, there's a video of a mama and protecting her... For reals. This time YouTube works, huh?

Okay, what is a baby? What do you call a baby? A baby orca? Calf. Is it a calf? A calf? A a calf a calf isn't that weird why can't we just call it a baby why can't admit they're smart as shit it's weird but they kill whales dude they bite their faces so it's rough there's one video it's really i'd love to see it it's a killer whale killing a whale and he bites his face just chewing this whale's face god dog tearing this thing apart.

They're a motherfucker. They're mean as shit. They're gangsters. Because of Shamu, we grew up thinking they're all cool and friendly and doing all this bullshit. Well,

they are to us. Meanwhile, that's like Tony Montana's SeaWorld, but in reality, those were poppers and escobar narcos. I had read something that wasn't true.

I read something that wasn't true, but it's one of those things you read and it sounds so awesome you don't want it to not be true. What is it? But what I read was that killer whales used to kill people until World War II

when they started using planes to use killer whales for target practice. That's some bullshit. It's totally bullshit, but I heard it and I got so excited. How do you know it's bullshit? You're better than that, Joe. How do you know it's bullshit?

Because they said it on CNN? Because I better than that, Joe. Maybe it's real. How do you know it's bullshit? Well, because there's... Because they said it on CNN? Because I'm educated. MSN. Just because I'm educated. There's no way that works. There's no evidence that they ever killed anybody other than in captivity. I'm just saying.

What they know as far as evidence of killer whales attacking human beings, there's almost no record of anything ever happening in the wild. What if they covered that shit up? Why would they do that? They're too busy. Because of SeaWorld. Clinton Foundation and SeaWorld. They don't have time.

Is this... Yeah. See, this killer whale is biting this fucking whale's face off. What if that's a man? There's a tiger shark here. There's a tiger shark? Oh, it kills a tiger shark? I'm trying to find a whale video.

I think it's a humpback whale. That's a shark. I suppose they've never killed humans. I don't know, man. There was a movie called Orca. Maybe they don't need us. Maybe they know that we're not competing. You know what I bite the face off of right now?

What? Anything, including pizza. I'm starving. There's like some bars and that shit. Do you know how Jaws fucked everybody up? I've had six bars. Me and Cam eat the same. I tried to have one, but I got in trouble.

With Great Whites? There was a movie called Orca. I thought you said, do you know how Josh fucked everybody up? I thought we heard Josh too. I'm like, Josh Barnett eats whales? Josh Barnett fucked everything up? What happened? He fucks people up.

I know, Jaws. Great Whites were evil? Yeah, for sure. I won't go into Goddamn Ocean because of Jaws. I know it's a brainwash, but it worked, and I'm a subject of it, and I'm not going in the goddamn ocean ever. Do you think they're trying to keep us from the ocean's knowledge? I don't know. Why are they trying to keep

us from... That's Jaws right there. That worked on me. No, there's a new Jaws called The Shallows with Blake Lively. Orca. I wanted to see it just because of her. It's just like Jaws, but it was a killer whale. Yeah, it was a killer whale that jacked people up. Yeah, I'm not trying to see that bullshit.

That friendly ass whale. That was like 1981 or something. I'm not scared of that thing. What year was it? 79? I'm going to go. I think you're right. I think 79 sounds right.

Was that the worst movie of all time? Hey, listen. Second. 77? Nice. 77. That was before Jaws. Think about that shit.

Jaws ripped this shit. This was like Tesla. Wait a minute. Jaws was a true story. This was Tesla. Wait a minute. What year was Jaws? No, Jaws was older than 77. 15% of Rotten Tomatoes. Think about that shit jaws rip dish. This was like a man's job story What year was no jaws was older than 77 percent of rock tomatoes? What year was jaws okay? I'm gonna say jaws is older than I'm say jaws 72 75

This what year 75 yes, so it's all Yeah, I brought a baby shit whale. It got suppressed. We all knew that. We just forgot. Because Peter Benchley wrote Jaws. Jaws was a hit novel, right? Wasn't it? Jaws came from a true story.

Right, but wasn't it a novel before it was a- Or it got suppressed. I read the book. I know I read the book. It was one of those times. They used to make books and they would sell them and it was the plot of the movie. Peter Benchley. They still do that. Do they do that?

Yes. But this wasn't that. It was a novel. Okay, 1974 novel and then they turned it into movie in 75 the movie. Peter Binchley. They still do that. Do they do that? Yes. But this wasn't that. It was a novel. Okay, 1974 novel, and then they turned it into a movie in 75. Look at that shark right there. That's the most evil shark. I'm telling you, they kind of redid Jaws with that movie, Shallow, with Blake Lively, and it's legit, man.

How about that deep water movie? The picture I posted on my Instagram that wasn't a real shark. It was a 3D rendering, like a computer render. Did you know it was a rendering? Yeah, yeah, yeahD rendering, like a computer render. Yes. But it's what a shark looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reposted it. It was from somewhere else, but it's fucking so crazy. Here's the thing, man. Yeah, it's a 3D rendering,

but that's what a shark looks like, and the sharks can do that. Yes, they can. We've seen the South African jump out of the water. That's all real. Not good. Keep it up. Jeremy, you're fired. How dare you? You just went crazy.

You lost it. How dare you? Damn, that thing is not real. Look at that thing, man. I mean, if that wasn't a real animal, if there was no such thing as a shark. That's your most likes. Yeah, you're right. But it's not real, though, right?

75 likes. You're right. That's the most likes ever. We were trying to figure out which one it was. That's your most likes of all time 75 million likes 75 no

75 thousand that's not that much fucking The Rock gets that shit on like shit way more yeah I'm sure

but look at the fucking body on that thing that's a real he's bodied up but that's the really what they're built like they're a giant mouth with a body

that they just fill up with remember Jaws they were like pulling license plates out and boots and shit. That's from Tiger Sharks. I wanted a shark tooth. I had a shark tooth necklace. I did too. Do any of you have that?

I did too, man. How about now there's people swimming with these motherfuckers and it turns out people are swimming with bull sharks and tiger sharks. They say there's great lights all down here from fucking San Diego up to... Do you know that Jaws was based on an attack that took place in freshwater? Yes. Yeah. In New Jersey.

In New Jersey. East Coast. It was a true story. Well, sort of. Nobody wanted to admit that these sharks were killing people, but it wasn't a great white. It was bull sharks. They were bull sharks. They go to freshwater.

Dude, bull sharks are so crazy they can get all the way up the Mississippi River towards Illinois. They can go that high up fresh water. Don't they say bull sharks and tiger sharks? Those are the motherfuckers. Super aggressive. When you hear about people getting bitten, those are the two main culprits. Meanwhile, Jackass is making videos where they're swimming with these bull sharks.

Those guys are crazy. What about that? They're swimming with bull sharks. Look at that one. He breaches the water. CGI. Did you see that surfer in the competition? Did you see the surfer in the competition?

There's a great white and he had to fight it off. Yeah, it bumps him. Fuck all that. Didn't he get bit like the next year or two? Oh, my God. He's a delicious man. Look at that thing just flying through the air. That looks like...

Yep, don't say it. That looks like Vera DeMilo. That looks like Vera DeMilo. That looks like Vera DeMilo. I was going to say... You know Vera DeMilo? I just keep quiet, man. Jim Carrey in Living Color. It was a sketch.

It was funny. He was a female. It was just... You remember Vera DeMilo? Jim Carrey. Jamie. Every year, you know... Save me, please.

Every year, someone on the California coast, it's not a lot, but almost every year, someone gets bitten in half. And there's, I shouldn't say almost every year. By gangsters? Three times that I have known of over the past, like, ten years, guys have been bitten in half. And the scariest one for me was this dude who was competing, he was training for a triathlon. Watch it. who was training for a triathlon. And so they had hopped in the ocean off the coast of San Diego, just about 100 yards offshore,

and they were doing these laps, and there was a bunch of them. There was a bunch of people in the water. And this great white came along and cut one of them in half in front of everybody. Could you imagine the feeling that you would get

if you're in the water and you're starting to think like why the fuck exactly am I doing this and then in front of you the guy in front of you you see engulfed

by an airstream trailer with teeth and it just cuts him in half and his legs go one way and his upper body becomes this meat stew

just fucking trailing off in the frothy waters in front of him. You gotta swim through that shit to get to the shore. And not even that. Have you been in the water and just something hits your leg? Even seaweed. I'm like, what the fuck?

Imagine this. Just looking up and seeing this. Oh my god. A Volkswagen door just closing on your body. Part of the game. Fuck! All those guys that go out there, they know that's real. And they'll tell you it's part of the goddamn game. Don't play that game.

For sure don't play that game. Pacific Ocean, California coast, that's great white city. It's not like South Africa. No one's going to attack though. South South Africa is basically that whole South Africa ocean. That's just a jacuzzi for great whites. You can't go in the water there. But on the California coast, that's great white city. But no one's going to attack.

The real issue is Florida. Florida's where there's the bull sharks, tiger sharks, the black tips. That's where everyone's going to attack. Why do you think great whites aren't attacking people around here, but they're attacking people like crazy in like South Africa? Well, they attack people in the California coast too. But it's not that often. No, not really.

It's not that often. There hasn't been a death in- One of the things they've been finding out when they've been doing all these studies, especially they fly over them with cameras and they look down, they're finding great whites a hundred yards offshore. They're finding babies. Yeah, they're finding- They're young ones here. They think that they breed in San Francisco, right?

They breed in San Francisco. In South Africa, they'll have a popular beach where all these motherfucking tourists, they're in the beach and maybe a mile off the coast, they're monitoring all these great whites. They're just looking at them. They're in helicopters. They're in planes. And the adolescents are kind of close, but they know that those little teenagers

don't attack humans. They know that. They don't fuck with humans. People are in the water while there is some task force, some great white shark task force, monitoring the great whites to make sure they don't get that close. That's every day in South Africa.

They're there, and they could spot them. They could see them because the water's clear. What do they do? And if they get too close, they're like, Get the fuck out the water. Get the fuck out the water. Why don't they put up like a net? Why don't they put up like a net Why don't they put up like a net

That anything smaller No anything smaller than like a fucking tuna Can get through Cause then the dolphins and stuff get caught in those nets Yeah you're right I'm an asshole But I was thinking there's gotta be a way To like put up something that keeps Maybe it has to be like a really tight net

On the Discovery Channel they had had this guy put up these poles at the bottom of the sea. Obviously, it's going to be a beast to do. Had these poles, and it would send off fucking pulses. You see that CNN? This is Discovery Channel. Fox News, bro.

Exactly. Fox News is all pro-shark. Dude, you know Fox News is pro-shark. Dude, you know they want you eating by the shark. I think it's cheaper if they're like, okay, we don't have to build goddamn

fucking fences. I don't think that it's not an issue. They just gotta keep an eye on that. No, they don't give a fuck. They want the seals. Like, one person

dies a year. You know what I blame? Obama. Obama. This is Donald Trump. Donald Trump, two. You know what I blame? Pharmacy companies.

Yep. Random ones. Tower 7. You know who I blame, Pharmacy companies. Random ones. Tower 7. You know who I blame too? Tower of Castro. Hey, what are your feelings on aliens, man? I don't even think about aliens no more, dude. Aliens are like... I look at aliens now as a complete... You don't believe in aliens?

I believe that all that shit is government distraction. Aliens? Yeah, I believe it. I've been tricked. When I was into aliens and all that shit, I believed I was hoodwinked i believed i was fooled i believed that all the alien shit is all bullshit to trick people and they tricked me hey and they ain't tricking me no more do you think like sounds like an ario speed wagon song 10 years down the road you're gonna think that the tower the tower seven thing was a trick. Dude, I might have to get out of here.

You know what I think? For sure, we're going to wrap this up soon. But I think there's so little evidence that anybody's ever visited us. This is a crazy thought, but think about it. If there has to be a point, if the Earth was at one time this thing that had no life, and it evolved to be the thing that it's like today, where we're on the internet, and we're driving cars, and we're flying planes, and we're sending video through the sky, it's entirely possible that we're the first things to do this. Even though we'd like to think the universe has been around for so long

that for sure there's other civilizations out there in this infinite universe. Maybe. A good chance. Maybe. He doesn't necessarily know whether or not there's alien life in other planets and there might be.

But here's the thing about infinity the reality is if we are the first ever intelligent life and we're the first things to ever hit this point would they believe we don't know we don't we never experienced anything smarter than us not to say that we're so awesome but we haven't run in any other intelligent life anywhere in the universe right it's possible they say that not only is this the first time that this has ever happened, but that this is happening simultaneously in infinite worlds that behave exactly the same way as this world in infinite universes. That every fucking thing that's ever happened, including our Elkhorn, including this crazy

Tower 7 talk, including this fucking incredible fight between Bisping and Henderson, is happening to the exact same nanosecond in an infinite number of worlds in an infinite number of time zones. But there's no evidence that we're here, other than the fact that we know we're here. How do we not think that this is probably not just common, but constant all throughout the sky? How about one thing? Here's a new thing that I never thought about with the whole moon hoax theory. There is no video of a video.

There's all this video of dudes on the moon with a fucking moon buggy picking up rocks. Don't take that away from Armstrong. Listen up. Listen up. But there's no video footage of, you know, video footage of, boom, here's an astronaut, here's the Earth, and here's an astronaut, here's Earth. They went up how many times, and there's not one swooping shot of the Earth and the astronaut and the Earth and the astronaut?

Shitty cameraman. Come on. They had some shitty cameras, too. Yeah. Come on. Whatever they could use to take pictures of anything back then was pretty crude. All they needed was one selfie.

Then they released those pictures that were proven fake. They released those pictures on the NASA website. Proven fake of Earth from Moon. That shit was proven fake. There's like two different ones they released. That's bullshit. But it's all perfect.

The picture of the Earth is all perfect from the moon. But you couldn't get no goddamn video. All those hours of video on the moon, you couldn't swoop up to the goddamn Earth. You couldn't get any video. There's no video of the Earth from moon. And we went how many motherfucking times? How many motherfucking times? How many motherfucking times? Six times successfully.

And there's no video of the Earth. Apollo 13 never made it. They got pictures that were proven fake. Why are they faking pictures? Goddamn fakers. Why are they faking pictures? Moon, Al-Qaeda. Jamie's already looking into it.

He knows that's real. There's no video footage of Earth from the moon. One thing they absolutely did fake is Michael Collins. Somebody did it. We don't know who. Here's the problem. It could have been an overzealous PR representative but Michael Collins from one of the Gemini missions, there's a photo of him

where they blacked out the background and pretended that it was a photo that was taken in space but it's an identical photo just reversed of him in a training. He was in a training program. So he's hooked up a harness and the whole deal and wires in the background. It's all over. But look, you can see it.

But here's the thing, and this is just me trying to be fair. Who the fuck knows who did that? It could have been some idiot who thought he was smarter than everybody and he worked for the PR department of NASA and they didn't have any good photos. Look, here's the thing, man. It ain't easy to fucking take photos while you're in a spacewalk.

And if a dude is really out there doing a spacewalk, I think it's entirely possible that they could lie and fake photos and twist stuff around. I mean, this was the 1960s. They could kind of do whatever the fuck they wanted to. But you've never seen this before.

I want you to see this. I want to see it. Jesus Christ. Show it to me. Michael Collins, spacewalk, Gemini, fake. Yeah, it's weird. See, the thing is, I try to be open-minded. I don't know who did that.

I don't know when they did that. I don't know why they did that. I don't know why they did that. I don't know if it would have been one goofy fuck who worked at NASA who thought he was really smart, and he was in charge of the PR. I said, oh, we got some great photos, Mr. President. Here's one of them. That's fake as fuck. Michael Collins' Gemini spacewalk fake photo. Gemini 15.

That picture right there is so fake, And they're putting that on NASA's website They're putting fake pictures Fake pictures And everyone's like I love NASA They can't get one Mogan Show the contrast See the one on the left Is him in a simulation

The one on the right Is just the reverse of that image Exactly and it's him in space. Of course. Yeah. So what they did was- That's all the evidence I need. It's like, oh, that's like showing me-

So then every picture is fake and no. That's like showing me some mobster gangsters murdered people with a stripper. And someone saying, look, he's fucking that stripper. That's all I need to motherfucking see. You know what I mean? He's a- Well, hey, man. That picture's fake. You understand what I mean I don't care if that picture's fake

You know what I'm saying That's all I need to see Example ever That's real shit You're showing me a gangster In a picture with a stripper And I'm supposed to Yes she's a stripper

But that does not prove They fuck each other There's no proof that they had sex she's a stripper, but that does not prove that they fuck each other. There's no proof that they had sex, okay? He's with her. Good luck coming out. But there's no picture. Is there a picture of his penis? This podcast brought to you by the fighter of the kid.

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tfatk.com. EBI 9. Let me ask you one question before we go. Palm Strikes? I saw something that, yeah, John Donahue was writing about Palm Strikes. You going to implement that? Are you thinking about it? Yeah, it's coming.

When? The first show of 2017 is going to be the 170 EBI tournament. So it's going to be regular EBI rules for the 16-guy tournament. Regular EBI. First show of 2017. But we usually have three special matches. And they used to be teenagers and stuff. But we can't use minors anymore and stuff.

So we're going to use those three. We would do a round of the 16-man tournament, then throw a special match to let everyone rest, then do another round and then a special match to let everyone rest, and then that final, semi-final round. So before the finals, there's one more. So there's three special matches. Now what we're going to do is those three special matches

are going to be a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. I had this cleared through the commission years ago, but it kind of got stalled with some of the rules. They didn't want to do it outside of cage, and they didn't want to give me more than three three-minute rounds. So EBI was always about having combat jiu-jitsu. Jiu-jitsu with some palm strikes, just to keep it honest, just to keep your jiu-jitsu a little more real. Because when you don't have zero strikes, I mean, MMA is the ultimate.

You know, UFC, you got punches, you got elbows, you got kicks. But I wanted to make jiu-jitsu just a little more realistic. It's always been the plan. That was before EBI. I was trying to push combat jiu-jitsu just a little more realistic. It's always been the plan. That was before EBI. I was trying to push combat jiu-jitsu through. We have two matches. You go on YouTube, Punch-In Combat Jiu-Jitsu. We did two matches.

Compella did a match. Nate Harris from 10th Planet Santa Fe did a match. We did two combat jiu-jitsu matches. And this style of jiu-jitsu, no striking, no Muay Thai, no boxing, none of that yet. It's just strikes when you're on the ground. So it's generally for three different types of athletes. Can I ask you a question? This is the longest pause of all time, son.

Yeah, but can I ask you a question? How do you define when someone's on the ground? Like say if someone is defending a takedown and they have one foot, one knee on the ground. Can you smack them in the face? Listen, first of all, if you're getting bored, Brendan... I'm good, dog. Are you bored? No, I'm good, man.

I'm good, man. I'm trying to explain some shit. No, I heard, man. And you're saying that was a long explanation. No, I thought we were done. I'm trying to explain shit. Do it, man. Do your thing.

You're like, that's a long explanation. No, no, listen, Brendan, it was my fault. I'm trying to explain shit. This is my shit. Do your thing. That's a long explanation. No, no. Listen, Brendan, it was my fault. I'm trying to explain shit. This is my shit. This is your shit. Let me explain it. Do it, man. Do your thing, man.

I thought we were wrapping shit up. It was, but it was my fault because I forgot. This is something I wanted to bring up because I saw John Donner posted about it. This is some deep shit. And I forgot to ask it. So it's not him. It was me. I just fucked up.

The question you asked is real. I mean, you fucked up. MMA, the UFC. No, you told me we were ending. Hey, if you want to leave, you could leave. No, I'm good, brother. Don't get offensive. I thought we were shutting down.

Don't use your feelings, man. Do your thing, brother. Hey, listen. My feelings are not hurt. You're the one that's saying, oh, shit, this is supposed to be. I'm trying to explain shit. No, no, no. I interrupted.

You were just going to say EBIA, and then I brought in. Because I realized this was something I wanted to cover. So we, yes. Is that okay, Brandon? You're technically correct. I think we're both right. I think we're both right. Because you guys, let's wrap this bitch up.

I plugged my dates. You were like ready to go. You're like, fuck. Damn, you're already. Okay, I get it. You're in trouble You have to be We're getting off track cuz I want to hear this this idea cuz so it's so you can smack to the head into the body

We don't know before EBI. I was trying to get combat juj-jitsu through the most, the jiu-jitsu style that would most best prepare you for a career in MMA. So that's what I was trying to do. I had a couple fights. We did it at University MMA. I got it clear through the commission. But I knew that we couldn't have it done in a cage and three three minute rounds. That wasn't going to cut it. So I decided, that's when I decided, fuck it, I'm not getting the

rules I want. Let me just do EBI submission only, no strikes, submission only. Get that going, see what happens. And then later, I'm going to come back and bring back combat jiu-jitsu. And that's what I'm doing now. I'm not eliminating EBI.

Who knows what's going to happen in the future? I don't know what it's going to be like. But the first show in 2017 is going to be a 16-man tournament, just like it's always been, submission only, same rules, same overtime. But in between every round,

we're going to have a four-man combat jiu-jitsu match where there's palm strikes allowed. It's not MMA. It's not the most gangster. It just makes jiu-jitsu match where there's palm strikes allowed. It's not MMA. It's not the most gangster. It just makes jiu-jitsu a little more honest. You want to do this style? How about I slap you in the face? Let's get a little more real.

Can they knock him out or no? It's called finish-only jiu-jitsu. Because you can fucking TKO a guy. You can knock a guy out or you can finish him. Can I ask you this? What about karate chops? Are you allowing you this? Or you can finish him. Can I ask you this? It's finish only. It's not submission only. What about karate chops?

Are you allowing karate chops? No, just palm strikes. But here's the thing. You can kind of bring it like it's a palm strike, but you're hitting with the blade of the hand. And if you do that, you could knock fucking people out for sure. I mean, really, you'd be well served to just ground and pound and drop these karate chops that look like bitch slaps.

Because if you're just talking about just... Or, one of the things that Boss Rooten showed is that if you can get your hand flexibility good, Boss Rooten figured out how to pull his hands way back, and he was fucking guys up by punching like a real punch. They drop those palms down on you.

Open palm strike. It doesn't hurt. See, that's the thing. You can hit shit super hard with your palm. You don't break it either. Right. You break shit with your knuckles. It's really almost a better way to strike.

That could be a problem with a rich hand, but we're going to learn as we go, and there's going to be some tweaks. Big John is very instrumental in all this. The commission camo is all legit. It's not some Indian reservation shit. We're doing it all legit. Right. And we're going to bring it in slowly right now. So we have a 16-man tournament,

but in between every round, we have room for three fights. To have a four-man tournament, we need three fights. Because if there's hitting, you have to have commission now? Because jiu-jitsu, there's no commission, right? But do you worry about people getting hurt? There has to, right? But do you worry about people getting hurt?

There has to be commission there. Do you worry about people getting hurt? People are going to get hurt. Fuck yeah. Yeah, but you have to have different kind of services on hand. We have different kind of services. Now, since we're doing this, along with the 16-man tournament, there's regular EBI rules.

We're going to have a four-man combat jiu-jitsu. We're going to have the commission there. There's going to be all the stands. Everything that the commission wants, we're doing. And we're going to bring it in. Who knows? It could go two ways. It could be a complete disaster.

Or it could be fucking something that just takes off and we can't even go back to regular EBI rules. I don't fucking know. Here's what I think. We're going to go through to regular EBI rules. I don't fucking know. Here's what I think. We're going to go through it. I don't know. I think that it's a good idea. It's a really good idea. But I think that to achieve the highest levels of Jiu Jitsu in the technical sense,

I don't think you can have too much striking. I think as soon as you start throwing whacks and slaps in there, it changes shit. Because once a guy gets that off, all your job is now just to defend against that. And maybe you would be offensive jiu-jitsu-wise. It's very important. I think it is.

So we're going to have both. We're going to have both. So all this combat jiu-jitsu is, the focus isn't trying to hurt anybody. There will be people that take advantage of the rules and really focus on fucking Boz Root and Palmstrikes. There's going to be TKOs. It's finish only. There's also going to be guys that elbow you. They're going to slap.

Elbows are illegal. Even if it's illegal, if you're going like this and this, they're coming down with slaps. They might easily add that to it and there's not a whole lot you can do to stop that. That's going to be considered like a knee on a grounded opponent. We're going to treat it the exact same way.

There might be disqualifications. Hey, it might be a disaster. No, no, no, no, no. I like it. I'm just saying the elbow thing seems weird. From day one, the plan for 10 Planet from day one was to try to make jiu-jitsu more effective for when there's strikes. That's always been the plan from day one. Always.

And now there's an opportunity to make that a reality. And who knows? Maybe it's a disaster. Maybe it takes off. I don't know. But we're going to do both. Maybe it takes off. I don't know, but we're going to do both.

And, you know, I just would, me personally, I think if you add some palm strikes, it's going to make your jiu-jitsu more real, more honest. Not MMA. Not, you know, we're not dealing with striking, standing. Standing, combat jiu-jitsu, standing is just wrestling. No striking at all. So this is going to attract three different types of people. It's going to attract grapplers, jiu-jitsu, and wrestlers

that want to eventually transition into MMA. This sport is going to be a great way to get their feet wet. Also, it's going to take people that have had 18 MMA fights and they realize, this is just too fucking intense, but I'll do this combat jiu-jitsu shit.

This is tame shit. They look at it as tame, lightweight shit. It depends where you're coming from. And then there's also going to be three. There's going to be a third type of person that's just a jiu-jitsu guy that doesn't want to go anime at all. No dreams. Never done it.

No dreams. Just but would love to take it to the next level because it's obvious. If you add jujitsu with some fucking palm strikes, it keeps it a little more honest. Because when there's no strikes and it's just pure jujitsu, I love that. But at the same time, you're watching shit happen. You're like, man, that wouldn't happen in a real goddamn fight here. And that wouldn't happen in a real goddamn fight here and that wouldn't happen in a real goddamn fight here so as a fan of the sport as a fan who came in through

the ufc through mma that's what got me into jujitsu is the fighting so uh to me uh it's important that we develop a jujitsu system or and a sport that goes along with it that prepares you for it's a jiu-jitsu style Combat jiu-jitsu that will prepare you more for either MMA or real life a little more Well, you know what I could look one way you can look at it It's like we have boxing then we have kickboxing then we have Muay Thai. Yes, then we have MMA You have jiu-jitsu and you have combat jiu-jitsu. It's another level Just like Muay Thai over boxing, okay, let's boxing Then we have MMA. You have jiu-jitsu and you have combat jiu-jitsu. It's another level. It's not MMA. It's another level. UFC is the best.

Just like Muay Thai. It's like Muay Thai over boxing. Okay, let's boxing. What about kicks? What about leg kicks? Let's throw that in there. I like it. Yeah.

So it's jiu-jitsu with some strikes. No big deal. And when is this going to go down? November 6th? November 6th is the light heavyweights, no combat jiu-jitsu. December 2nd in Mexico City is the Bantamweights. Gio Martinez defending his title. That's just the same. That's just the same.

No air, son. We have two shows coming up. That's not being changed. But the first show in 2017, we don't have a date yet. It's going to be the 170 welterweight championship. Gary Tonin is the 170 champion, the welterweight champion. He's going to come back that's going to be regular ebi rules but we're also going to have a four-man tournament of

combat jujitsu on the side simultaneously going along with it who knows how it's going to turn out i don't even know how the fuck it's going to turn out but we got the um the support of the camel athletic commission and we're going to do it and we're going're going to do it. And we're going to learn from it. Because there isn't a sport like that. We don't know how it's going to look. And where people are going to exploit little holes. And we're going to have to tweak shit. We don't know.

But the rules are, the basic rules are, if one guy is on the ground, like if you pull guard and you're on their back and I'm standing, horse stance style, I could fucking palm strike you Right if I got knee on the belly on you I get palm strike you so To be on top you have to be on top on the ground as soon as the guy is grounded Which means if a guy pulls guard he's ground as soon as one guy is grounded Palm strikes can come in what about when you come you're coming up like say if you go to dogfight And then you get to one knee and you

pop back up and you're both standing up. When can he stop striking you? When you get to dog fight? That's a good question because sometimes you're in dog fight on your knees. Someone can just uppercut you boss-routine style in the face and knock you the fuck out. That's a very

good question right there. In dogfight. Because there's dogfight when both competitors are on their knees. And there's dogfight when they're both standing. Just like how in Muay Thai you're not allowed to kick a guy in the head when they're down. You know, you can trip them. You can take them down. But you can't kick them in the head.

If you're in dogfight and both guys are standing up, no striking. If you're in dogfight and both guys are on their knees or one guy is on his knees, you can strike. It's going to be something like that. But really, it's all designed to make jiu-jitsu more effective as a martial art. Because if it works and it takes off

and people like it and we do it for 10 years and combat jiu-jitsu becomes a sport, I guarantee you, the champions of combat jiu-jitsu becomes a sport, I guarantee you the champions of combat jiu-jitsu will translate to MMA a lot easier than champions of other grappling genres, in my opinion. I could be wrong, but it's just like...

Seems like a good idea. Yeah. I like it. I like it. I like it as a new step. Yeah. You know, a new step from jiu-jitsu to MMA. Yeah.

Egypt, blah. And EBI, November 6th is the next one the next one number six you can watch it on UFC fight pass it's a Sunday it starts at 6 p.m. Gordon Ryan is trying to take that light heavyweight championship Vinnie Magalhaes is in it Gibson saw we got some bad motherfuckers in this one mm this is the first time we've done light heavyweight, 205, and there's no champion. And you know, Vinny Magalhaes wants it. Gordon Ryan, he's the 185 champion and the absolute champion.

He's trying to take that 205. That Danaher Death Squad, they're trying to take all the goddamn belts. Eddie Cummings is going down to 135 to take that. How's he doing that? He's trying to. And that's December 2nd in Mexico City. Gio Martinez,

10th Planet Black Belt. He's the champion. Coming. The Danaher Death Squad, they want all the goddamn belts. So it's a beautiful thing, man. There's a serious war going on.

It's a friendly rivalry. And everyone's improving from it, man. We're looking at what John Danaher's done with them leg locks. And man, everyone's jumping on that and trying to catch up. And we're looking at what John Danaher's done with them leg locks, and man, everyone's jumping on that and trying to catch up.

And we're knee deep in that leg lock game because of what DDS has done. I like how you broke it down at DDS. DDS, man. Danaher Death Squad. They got that leg lock system down like no motherfuckers on the planet. You think you know leg locks? Oh, I think I could defend leg locks. Roll with one of them motherfuckers and see if you could defend Leglocks.

So what that's done, what's transpired in EBI with the domination of the DDS squad, it made me realize that, damn, we haven't been paying enough attention to Leglocks. So for the last few years, we've spent a lot of attention on Leglocks. So all the shit that's going down is just making us better. And we love the rivalry. And, you know, there's all these little sects. There's like the IBJJF guys trying to prove themselves in sub only. And then there's the DDS guys who are dominating everybody.

The fucking up the 10th planet guys. Gio fucking, he's battling like a goddamn barbarian. And then you got all the random guys like Joe Soto from the UFC. Fucking getting to the finals against Eddie Cummings. And just going leg lock, leg lock. In the finals, Joe Soto, UFC 135 contender. He's in there battling with Eddie Cummings. Leg lock for leg lock. Turns out fucking Dave Terrell's a leg lock maniac,

who, it wasn't a big deal for Joe Sutter, he did end up getting caught in a leg lock, but you're seeing those random guys, like another random guy, the Russian bear, fucking Rustem Chiziev, holy shit,

so it's a beautiful thing that's going on, we're all trying to win, we're all trying to get better, but it's a friendly rivalry, and we all love each other, and, you know, we're just enjoying the ride. Beautiful. EBI 6?

What is it? EBI 9. 9. November 6. UFC 5 pass. And also, you could get it on UFC.tv or EBIofficial.com. Beautiful. And Cameron Haynes, Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram.

Who the fuck is Cameron Haynes on Instagram has Instagram not changed that shit over they need to get on the ball you search Cameron Haynes I know it's crazy but if there's another dude named Cameron Haynes why doesn't he like go look man just take the shit I'm gonna call myself

boo boo I got my own nickname Cameron R Haynes on Instagram. Cameron Haynes on Facebook. We'll find you right now, sir. You don't use Twitter, huh? I do. You do now?

No, it just goes there automatically. Get on Twitter, son. Don't be scared of Twitter. Brandon motherfucking Schaub. We did it already. We already said what you do. So we'll end this. This is life. It's a goddamn marathon. We went five and a half hours. We already said what you do. So we'll end this. This is... This was epic.

And life's goddamn marathon. Dude, we went five and a half hours. Yeah, we barely covered UFOs. Think about that. I'm done with UFOs. I'm done, too. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Cameron Hayes.

Thank you, Brendan Schaub. Thank you, Eddie Bravo. Thank you, world. We'll see you soon. Keep hammering. Keep hammering, you fucks.