The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 2, 2017

Episode Date: September 2, 2017

Joe sits down with Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on September 2, 2017

Wish we could talk about it. Me too. I guess body's terrible. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I'm glad we missed that. I hope we missed it. Did we miss that? Whatever.

What's up, everybody? It's Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan. And this is the Fight Companion Lite. It's the slimmed down version. Eddie Bravo is doing a jiu-jitsu seminar today in, I think, in Whittier. And Brian Callen is in Utah. Pretending to play golf with his dad. Yeah, he plays golf.

And he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa. Does he really? Yeah. That's rough. I think he kind of likes it, but he can't golf. Wow. He probably just likes hanging out with his dad. You got to do things like that. You Does he really? Yeah. That's right. I think he kind of likes it, but he can't golf. Wow. He probably just likes hanging out with his dad. You got to do things like that.

You do, man. Yeah. I mean, chicks pretend to be into football. So they can hang out with you. That's true. Some actually get into it, though. Some. I'm just being offensive.

So Brian Barbarina and who's the other gentleman? Something Edwards. Do we have a fight card, Jamie? Can we put that shit up on the other gentleman? Something Edwards. Do we have a fight card, Jamie? Could we put that shit up on the other screen? Damn, this UFC Rotterdam reminds me of UFC 100. This thing is epic. How dare you show up late, Joe Rogan? Least that ref's in shape.

Yeah, it's about as good a shape as you can get. Be a ref. Oh, it's about as good a shape as you can get. Be a ref. Oh, it clipped. Brian Barbarino's the dude who choked out Sage Northcutt. Very tough fighter. Leon Edwards, that's right. Leon. God, there's not a lot of Leons left in the world, is there?

That's right, man. When's the last Leon you met? Dude, that was a big name in the 70s. You're a cool guy. Ooh, he's got the back. One hook. Brian Barbarino's very good on the ground. Interesting.

Do you see the fire, man? See that fire last night? Where was it? Because I woke up and my slingshot was all covered in ash. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It's out near Burbank. Is it really? Yeah. It's out near Burbank. Is it really?

Yeah. It's already the biggest fire in the history of California. What? Of Los Angeles, rather. Yeah, because it's in Los Angeles County. It's the biggest fire ever in Los Angeles County. I think it's burned something like 5,000 acres already. Are people evacuating their homes and shit or no?

They were in danger. Last night they evacuated in Burbank. Not all of Burbank, but... A good chunk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I haven't seen any of the news. Yo, it was scary coming home, looking over the highway

when you see the hills on fire. Really? Ooh, yeah. Damn, that's scary. Oh, yeah. It's kind of close to you. No, no, it's not close to me, but I can see it from some spots.

Closer. Closer. It's close to Brian Redband. He lives out there. Look at that. Fast-moving wildfire. Holy shit. Homes evac to Brian Redband. He lives out there. Look at that. Fast-moving wildfowl. Holy shit. Homes evacuated in L.A. and Burbank.

You know, I talked to a fireman once, man, and he fucking freaked me out. He goes, it's just a matter of time until one day it burns all the way to the water. And I went, what? And he goes, yep, just a matter of time. One day. Oh, Brian Barber, you're going to get fucked here. Oh, he's hand-free. He better stay on that opposite hand.

Yeah. Otherwise he's going to get his chin broke. Yeah, that opposite hand's buried in there too. That firefighter sounds like a drama queen. No, no, no. He said, he goes, with the right combination of dry weather and the right wind. And he goes, once it hits the buildings, we won't be able to stop it. He goes, it'll burn all the way to the water.

No, he was an older dude that was, like, super stoic. That's why it made me shit my pants. Really? Yeah, it wasn't like some dork. I would have said, shut your mouth, man. Have you ever seen the new papers on top? Oh, shit, dude. He's under the chin.

Yeah, he's in trouble now. Oh. Ah, no, he's on the... Sideways. Sideways. He's okay. Leon's definitely doing work. Yeah, Leon almost had that.

If he maintained back control there, like if he had some Marcel Garcia-style hooks, he might have got that. Back to that firefighter hating on our happiness. He's scary as fuck. All he was saying was, he goes, there's only so much we can do when a fire gets out of control with strong wind and dry ground.

You know, like this was right after, I don't know if you were around, California in 2002, I think, somewhere around there, 2002, 2003. I got evacuated. And we were coming home from Fear Factor. We're filming out in like north up on the five. Fear Factor were filming out in like north up on the 5. And as I was coming home for a whole hour on the right-hand side of the car, the hills were on fire. That's scary. A whole hour in the car driving. The crib you're currently in?

Like your old house? Like out there? Yeah. No, but I'm just saying on the way home from like Tohon, you know, like Tohon Ranch. Oh, gotcha. The whole right side of the highway was on fire for an hour. That's how much was on fire. I'm talking like 50 miles of shit on fire.

I've never seen anything like it in my life. And when I was talking, I mean, it was like Lord of the Rings type shit. It was crazy. All the hills were on fire. I mean, everywhere to the right-hand side and everywhere you go, it was like snow falling with ash. Saw a dead guy. Saw a dude got hit by a car. He was trying to run across the road ain't that a bit clipped Yeah, there's a fire and you've like ah shit. Yeah, we saw this dude laid out with his sneaker off

I was like oh no kind of sneaker was it Reebok. I don't remember You would know I would know but God Pumas those 13 Are those Yeezys? Pumas? Are those Pumas? Are those 13s? Those are 13s?

You imagine, like, God, they look fresh. Damn, are those new zebra Yeezys? I'm going to grab them. That's what they did in the old west days. Hopefully they're not bird. Hopefully they're not bird. He wasn't close enough to the fire. He was just on the highway.

But I think, you know, people panic. Both the driver and the guy who tried to run across the road. Fuck, I didn't panic. We're fired. Can you imagine? Could there be a worse way to go? No. Burned alive? Like, I was watching Game of Thrones.

I'm on season five now, when they burn Homeboy. Don't say anything. Spoiler alert. It's been out way too long. Spoiler alert. Oh, come on. It's the best show ever. Ever.

It gets better. Season seven. It's so good. The way season seven ends, you're going to be like, when the last episode's over and it goes to black, you're going to go, no! Dude. Make myself a little drink. It's such a good show.

It's so good. It's such a good show. One season five. Yeah, it's so good. The new Narcos started and I just, I can't do it, man. I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones, so I don't want to cheat on and watch Narcos. I had to abandon Narcos second season. Why?

Well, unless I want to like cheat on and watch Narcos? I had to abandon Narcos second season. Why? Well, unless I want to watch it by myself. My wife was like, too many people getting shot. Too many people getting shot? It's cartel shit. Too much murder.

But she's cool with Game of Thrones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fake. No, man. I mean, the only thing fake are the dragons.

Everything else is pretty legit. It's fake, bro. Even that's up for debate. You know what's badass? Ozark. I'm on season two. I know, he told me that.

I need to get on it. Episode two, brother? Episode two of Ozark? God damn, it's good. Damn, your wife won't fuck with Narcos, huh? Not anymore. I can't do two shows at once. I'm like, I don't want to, you know, like I said, I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones.

I don't want to cheat on with Narcos. And I can only handle so much narrative. You know what I'm saying? She barely got through season one. Season two, there was just way too much murking. I mean, I get it. But it's like drug cartels. That's what they do.

That's what they do. I mean, that's also real life. That's real life. I wonder how much they embellished. Not much. You know, if you look at the history books with... Well, he was definitely a bad guy. Terrible person.

But you were rooting for him in Narcos 1. I was like, damn, I hope he gets out. I like his posture. His belly. Just didn't give a fuck. Smoking weed. He gives zero fucks. Zero.

You're so rich. And just hooking up with chicks nonstop. How about when they blew up the federal building? Or whatever the fuck it is. How about when they blew up the plane? Just blew up the plane and fucked everybody. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Fuck it. And then he ran for, what did he run for for what he ran for governor something and just started killing everyone yeah like you know i think he's brazilian the guy's actually brazilian yeah he's fucking good he's good right fuck yeah and the new season's about the cali cartel right oh man i don't even want to know i just feel bad that they're not going to keep Pablo Escobar around. They need to, like, have a prequel. Like, you know what they did with Star Wars? Oh, yeah, I'm about that. I always said jump on into that El Chapo life.

Look at Mr. Steal Your Girl face there. Look at that shit. Would you like a mention? That dude had so much money, he had to bury it. Yeah, and he was losing money because the rats were fucking with the money. They were eating his money, like a million dollars a year. Straight up. That's how rich you are when rats are fucking up your funds. And you don't give a fuck.

He was making too much money, like literally. He had hippos and shit. Yeah, I'd fly him out there and just watch him attack each other and shit. But then he was like a great dad. Do you see that documentary on his son? No. He had to change his name. Oh, my God.

Yeah, because his last name was Escobar, and he's like apologizing for his dad. Hey, what are you going to do? For sure just fucking own it, make Pablo Escobar t-shirts, and sell the shit out of them. Could you imagine if your dad was Pablo Escobar? Yeah, I can.

He'd be sick. You're fucking right, I can. Your dad's blowing up airplanes and shit, man. Oh! Barbarina clipped him. Oh, get up, Leon. Leon's in trouble. God damn it, Leon.

That ref is anxious. You gotta move, Leon. You gotta get that hand up. You gotta move. That ref's out of shape, too, so he likes to get there early. Barbarina's looking for that front choke. All right. Spins, takes the back.

Oh, Leon, you gotta move. They just keep punching so they stop it. You gotta move, Leon. There you go, Leon. There you go, Leon. Why are we rooting up for Leon? Because his name's Leon. I told you there's a travel advisory for Mexico.

Yeah, I know. Freaked me out. But they're only killing each other. You know what I'm saying? For now. Yeah, true. Occasionally they go dark. They're like, look at that. Butaked me out. But they're only killing each other. You know what I'm saying? For now. Yeah. Occasionally they go dark. They're like, look at that.

But I look Mexican. So I'm like, hmm. Maybe they kill you first. Or they kidnap me. I'm like a sex slave. Ooh. Ooh. You get there.

And it's like, Mr. Schaub, we want to talk to you. We love Mexico. We love Mexicans, but they're too short. Too short. So we brought you in to be a sex slave. We're going to impregnate all these beautiful women with your perfect DNA. Yeah, I'm just like a stud horse. Yeah, exactly. Just slinging dick out there.

But you guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. You're just getting pussy thrown at you in a slingshot. Drugs, pussy. You guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. It's just Viagra and different drugs that make you grow cum. We have this new thing. It's a mixture of zinc, magnesium, and steroids. And you're just, loads are just building up in your balls.

But I gotta make videos? Yeah. I make porn. No, I make videos like being mad at America and Trump and shit. But you guys can tell I'm happy as fuck, but I'm jacked from all the steroids. Yeah, and girls are like pulling on you, and you're like, stop, stop, stop.

No, please, not now. I gotta say, this wall is fucked up, and it's the reason why I'm stuck here. Come on, get off me. Please, I gotta make a video. Please, please, bitch. One second. God damn it.

They're clawing at you, and you just roid it up. You see just a bunch of supplements in the back and the healthy food. As you're on TV, the tip of your dick peeks up to the camera and you push it down. You're on these super drugs. Peeks up like a fucking telescope.

It's like you're framed in from the nipples up and your dick's like, hello. It's all. Like the chestburster in Alien 1. Like the chestburster in Alien 1. Oh my God, it's ridiculous. All you see is like fucking painted red fingernails pulling on you. America's fucked up with that wall. I'm telling you guys, they're not going to ease up on me either and you're not gonna make me who could pay for this wall

Mr.. Trump yeah, senior trump senior trump. Oh, it's just the time my life Hopefully fucking seal team six and come save me Boys, please please and stick around for a while come on man They're grilling you steaks Wanna make sure you're fully fed. Grilling you steaks. Still killing it. You're just making babies.

It's like the opposite of when a Viking comes to town. They went out and got their own Viking. They went and recruited their own Viking. Just to dick all the girls down. Yeah, like for real. If you were that dude, like the mountain, you know, that mountain guy from Game of Thrones? Yeah. I guarantee that guy could sell his cum. This is the thing, though.

Have you seen him? I hear you. Have you seen him before he fucking took all the juice? He was a basketball player. He was skinny as fuck. His jeans aren't that great. It's the juice. Oh, really? Yeah, bring that shit up, Jamie,

if you can. That's hilarious. Yeah, he was a basketball player. Look at him. And look at him now. Like, he was like a giant basketball player. Wait a minute, but what is he, like 17 there? How old is he? No, that bitch is, he's 30 there. That's real,

Jamie. You're right. But is there any other pictures of him? Look, 20, then 25 on the right. Look at that little bitch.

What's going on with his eyes? A couple crazy eyes. Like I said, his genetics aren't amazing.

Wow, that's crazy. That is a strong juice appetite. Steroids are a hell of a drug. God damn. Did you see that dude that just died? Wow, Leon's got his back again, but this time he learned from his past mistake.

Oh, Leon got it. Leon got the body triangle. Do work, Leo. He's done. He's done. This ref just got hanging over everybody. Wow, Barbarina is so tough. Damn, Barbarina doesn't give a fuck.

Body lock. That's a dude that knows how to train hard. You know those dudes that can just train through nice toenails, bro. You're not supposed to grab the cage, sir. Sir, stop grabbing the cage. Those toenails. Yeah.

Isn't that weird that you can't grab the cage with your toes? That's a weird one, right? That is a strange one, and they freak out about it. I feel like they see that more often than the hand grabs. Oh, yeah, for sure. But some people let it go.

Like, that guy just let it go. Wow, Leon is still working it, man. But he's not really that close, is he? He's on the chin. Well, it depends on what kind of squeeze he's got. If he's got one of them Damien Maia squeezes, yeah. Are you talking Game Over's Damien Maia on your neck? Yeah, he just doesn't have enough power.

I mean, literally, it's like torque and power at this point. Like, if a guy like Maia gets a hold of you or Marcello, you know? I mean, Jacare, I'd pop your head off. Oh, yeah. If he gets this, like, kind of under your chin and you're in this position where he's got the body lock. Barbarina's smart, though, leaning on that one side. He's about to get out right now and turn around. Watch.

He's going to land up in guard. But he's going to the—he controlled the arm. Oh, get out, bro. See how Leon controlled the arm? Yeah. That was very smart. Controlled that right arm with that double wrist lock. That's a move you hardly ever see.

The reverse arm bar? Yeah, very rare. When do you ever see that one? You have to kind of be a bit of a meathead to really submit something like that. At a high level. Do you, though? Or is it like a strength? You know the last time we saw it?

Ready for this? Hoist Gracie and Matt Hughes. God. Matt Hughes got Hoist Gracie's arm in that fucking reverse double wrist lock arm bar. I think that's how he got him, right? You'd have to surprise the shit out of somebody. And have some cranking power. Well, Matt Hughes has just got that crazy farmer gorilla strength.

How about it? But also technique, too. Yeah, for sure. And then he just took his back and just smashed him. How about he's doing better? Yeah. Do you see him out? He's actually exercising.

Like he's going to get sushi and shit? Yeah. Well, he's rolling. He's actually rolling with his friend. Like he was in his guard working. That's crazy. I asked Pat Milchick about it because I didn't know. And I asked him.

He was just saying how trains in Iowa, they're like so far away. And if you wait for them, you're going to be there forever. So Matt was like, fuck this, and floored his truck. Oh, my God. But the gravel, it didn't go like you thought it was going to take off. And that's how he got hit by the train. Oh, my God. I know.

That is so crazy. But doing better now. Yeah. Well, probably because he's such a gorilla. I'm sure that helps. Because his body is such in phenomenal shape. Yeah, if you were like this ref, you'd be dead. Yeah, you'd be over.

He'd be over. Yeah, Shade, man, he's just a tough son of a bitch. How much do you have to know to be a ref? God, I don't feel like, well, see, there's levels to this game. There's Big John. There's her Dean Right, and then it falls off like a motherfucker. It's kind of like the light heavyweight division Yeah, there's like two badasses than the rest. Well, there's other really good ones. You know, who's a really good one? Oh shit

Damn, yeah, so this is an interesting fight right because Leon had his back twice two rounds in a row Leon Came close to choking him, but didn't finish him. Leon definitely won the fight. But there was that one time where Brian almost put him away. It's not 10-8, though, is it? I don't know, man. What are these new rules? When are we going to use them universally?

And you're in Rotterdam. Hey, we got two super important things to talk about. One, this is this Jon Jones thing. People keep saying that John Jones because of this drug test, he did a blood test and he tested negative. The blood test tested negative.

He passed the blood test, failed the urine test. But here's the thing. The blood test doesn't test for that stuff. Correct. I'm getting it straight from Novitski. Oh, you talked to the Golden Stitch? The blood test, because they can talk about it because John has gone public with it. Correct. The blood test does not test

for this T-ball stuff, whatever the fuck it's called. But the urine test does. Correct. So they have two urine samples, and then the results of the urine sample B will be out soon, and then we'll know 100%. That's the game changer. And did you hear Chael Sonnen? He said, with Toronto Ball, it's's so old school like if you're gonna do that you basically whoever's

giving it to him has their black belt in uh peds so if you test positive for a toronto ball you're probably stacked they miss the good stuff because you're stacking that with a bunch of other shit it's not like you're just gonna take some old school toronto ball and not take anything else this is so crazy how weird is this so crazy because I did not, if this is true, I did not think that he was a cheater. Really? I thought that he was a guy who was fucking off and partying and got busted with some freak shit that's in some dick pills because they tested those dick pills. See, I never bought that narrative.

Here's two options, right? Never bought it. Here's two options when it comes to those dick pills. that narrative here's two options right there's two options when it comes to those dick pills those dick pills did have these steroids in them but do you know that why are you taking them because if you just take them and you're getting steroids too you're getting steroids and your dick but not enough where it's going to be a performance hand like it's such a small micro dose of uh testosterone where the fuck is in those things i think it's a clomiphene, right? Yeah, whatever it is. But I think John has some smart people around him.

They painted that narrative. We're like, oh, yeah, he's a party. He was taking dick pills. That makes sense why you would test positive for this stuff. When I feel like the rest of the people in the know were like, uh, not really. Why would this monster be taking? I get it.

You dick people down. I've dicked people down in my day before, too. I never had to fucking turn towards dick pills. You know what I'm saying? Like, I like to party as much as the next guy. Not Jon Jones. There's levels to this party game. Right.

Not Jon Jones style. Well, he obviously had coke in his system, too. He does like to party, for real. We get that. And then, that's what, you know, Brian Redband called it. Because people that do coke, their dick doesn't work that good. So then they stack it with Viagra. And I was like, really?

And he was telling me about, because Brian loves those goddamn gas station dick pills. But he's like, they're totally inconsistent. He's like, you'll get one. You get these raging hard-ons. You get another one. You feel like a homicidal maniac. Like, you get crazy aggressive. See, I don't want that in my life.

You know what I'm saying? But I just, I never bought that narrative with John. I didn't. Well, now we know, you know, the urine test from A is positive because that's what tested for that substance in the urine. The blood test is irrelevant. They weren't tested. See, but, and then people that don't get that, you see, oh, but he passed the blood test. Right.

You guys are full of shit. It's like, no, no, no. The urine is the big one here. I saw his own doctor was posting that on Dr. Hightower. I guess this is chiropractor. Chiropractor doesn't count. Yeah. He was posting that on Instagram.

Free John Jones. And I was like, well, this is not smart to say. Chiropractor. You're talking about the wrong substance, the wrong test, rather. No, they just don't get it. I think, I don't know what's going on. It's the weed, goddammit. Is it, or is it the fucking?

It has to do with the weed. The fire, too. My leg's burning down. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, my car was covered in ash this morning. Yeah. It's out there, bro. It's scary.

Yeah, but with John, you got to listen to what, Chael had a good narrative on, I think on MMA Hour with Ariel Hawane. He was just saying, that's such an old school drug, like to be associated with that and test positive for that. And he was like, you know, he said the same thing. He goes, I know a few things about PEDs, for God's sake. Yeah, he does. Yeah, and so he was saying that old school drug, they're missing the good shit. Like he got away with a lot of other stuff.

If that's in your system you just don't you know i'm saying it's like if you want a car you're not gonna just get a fucking 64 ferrari daytona you gotta start with some other shit yourself a civic yeah exactly you know what i'm saying yeah with uh one bad tire yeah you don't jump into the gamer's levels to this for god's sakes what do you think happened? I think he just got caught. Yeah, well, I'm sure you could talk to the Novitski. When I say going snitch, that's a complimentary term. I don't dislike the guy.

I think he's cleaning up the sport. Anyways. He is. He's cleaning up the sport. Yeah, he's going snitch. That's a good thing. Jay, do we have any beer? Do we have any beers back there?

I would like a beer. I went behind a cold one, too, man. The world's burning down. He's got kombucha, fresh kombucha. That's not the same. I think if there is, it's really old, but I'll still get it. All right. In the new studio, we've got to make sure we have fucking beer on hand.

Let's get some kegs going. That's what I'm talking about. Get a couple. There was a funny picture that somebody put on Instagram, a meme of two giraffes going at it. And they're like, this is true. They are huge, man. They're giant. They are fucking huge.

Is this the first time? Oh, is this the Fight Pass Contender Series? I hear there's been very good fights. Yeah, people dig it. Powerful Kat Zingano. Oh, Powerful Kat Zingano. So dolled up. For sure, fight again.

I think she was saying that she was having some head issues. Yeah. Is she talking about right now? Is she talking about what's going on right now? I don't know. Jamie's in the other room beating us beer. God damn it, Jamie. She's probably talking about it.

What is she talking about? She wanted to fight Kat. Crank this up, Jamie. Oh, I'm not mad at that, Jamie. Tight move. Thank you. Crank this up so we can hear what she's talking about. Kat Zingano fightography.

Oh, it's her fightography. Oh, it's like a documentary. Well, I'll watch it. Uh-oh, GSP. Crank this. He's big right now. I saw him in Vegas. Thicker than a Snickers.

Yeah, he does look pretty thick. But he's got to be. Muscle thickness. Right? He doesn't want to be light if he's going to fight Michael motherfucking Bisping. I'm excited to see how the fight goes down. I don't think it's as big of a draw as everyone thinks, though. No, I think you're correct.

I think a lot of people have passed. Oh, he's zipping up his lip like he's not saying anything. Well, maybe you should start talking, dude, because that's how you make money. Both of you need to start talking. Cheers, brother. Cheers. The octagon goes back to Madison Square Garden. Imagine if I did commentary, but I said, I'm only doing it in an English accent.

From now on, I'm wearing a bow tie. Dude, if you wore a bow tie, I feel like people would revolt. Just fuck this. They'd think it's adorable. No, I don't know, man. I feel like people would be pissed. Dude, you look good In a bow tie Thanks man

Thanks bro Thanks bro I'm thinking to Turn it pink Just a pink bow tie Just all pink That card's stacked though It's a great card

Who else is on the card You got TJ Dillashaw Cody Garbrandt Which is the best fight On the card That's a good fight Great fight

You got And this might I don't know if this Is confirmed or not You You might know, Jamie, or you might know. You can probably do a fucking promo for it. Masvidal versus Wonderboy. Yes, it is confirmed. That's a motherfucking fight.

Yeah, I haven't done the promo for that yet. Ooh, yeah, there's some good fights on there. Look at that. Johnny Hendricks, Borichina. Johnny Hendricks still fighting? Sliding back, man. Damn. Is that Firas Zahabi's brother? Oh, it is.

Yes. Damn, that's right. Good for him. He's supposed to be badass. 7-0. He better be if your brother's Firas. I mean, you better know some shit. Yeah, you should know some shit.

He's dropping the ball, man. It looks like Thompson and Masvidal is the first fight in the main card. Nice. TJ Dillashaw and Cody Garbrandt's a big fight, man. This is why this card's so good. So, Bisping St. Pierre, it's a good fight.

It's not going to knock your hair back, but it's a fun fight. We don't know who's going to win that. Garbrandt, Dillashaw, god damn, that's a tough one to pick. I just hope Garbrandt's back is 100%. I'm sure it is. It sounds like it is. You know what I'm saying? He's back training. I hate to see someone with a back injury rush it back.

He's kind of taking his time, though. He's a smart kid, and he's around good people, and he's been at the UFC facility. How much time has it been? God, it's been a minute. Remember, this was fight a while ago And he even pushed it Back even longer And people were like

Talking shit to him But I think it's very Smart and calculated He's smart He's a smart dude He has potential To be a superstar Fuck yeah he does

And that's a really Interesting fight Great fight isn't it? So Dominic Cruz Cody Garbrandt was What is that? December 30th Okay

2016 So that's interesting, man. So that's quite a while ago. Good enough. And he wouldn't rush it back, especially being champ. You really don't have to rush back. So you got TJ, Cody. So it's eight months after that fight.

And when did his back get hurt? Did it get hurt in training? Yeah, because remember, they're supposed to fight on that Vegas card. Right. The July card. I just hope he's done everything. I know he was doing some of that Regenikine stuff to try to get

better. Yeah, he went over to Germany, didn't they? Yeah, he went over there and got that treatment. He's a smart kid, and he's young, too. That's the other thing on his side. And he doesn't have a lot of miles on him. I bet he's going to be alright. And then TJ's doing a lot of his camp out here, and he's making things up. It's such a good fight. It's a good

fight, man. And that gives plenty. TJ's never slacked off from the time they were first supposed to be scared so he's a work horse he's just in super shape and he's like getting better constantly wonder what the odds are on that fight it's gonna be close it's such a good fight i think the big factor one of the big factors is cody's hands his power power and speed lightning lightning combination fast too, but then Cody's fast with crazy power Yeah, but I feel like TJ See Cody's takedown offense is really good as powers really getting his fastest fuck But then TJ mixes it up so wellness footwork, but then Cody's footwork against Dominick Cruz was ridiculous fantastic It's a really good fight. Good. I think TJ is gonna be better than he was against Dominick Cruz, too

You know, I think the Dominic Cruz fight, he was super emotional, and he got real flat-footed. And there was times in the fight where he was loading up, looking for a big shot. Yep, trying to finish him off. You can't do that to Dominic. He's just not going to be there. See, here's the thing. Cody Garbant versus Dominic Cruz. Is Cody that damn good where he just outclassed Dominic Cruz?

Or did Dominic Cruz have an off night? Or did they just outclassed Dominic Cruz or did Dominic Cruz have an off night or do they just did they not match up right you know what I'm saying I think Dominic is you know a fantastic fighter but he's had some foot issues too you know Dominic's got that plantar fasciitis yep yeah well massive surgeries right he's had both knees operated on more than once he's had a torn groin muscle that fucked him up like he's had both knees operated on more than once he's had uh a torn groin muscle that fucked him up like he's had some serious fight for a minute he also works for ufc yep non-stop yep and now that brian stan retired i assume that he's going to work more non-stop so you know what's cody and tj doing while you're working for the ufc i don't think you can do both and be as

successful as you want to be right not to be the best I think Dominic's so damn good and he's kind of you know he's so good where he can pull it off and still you know beat anyone in the world but to be like legend status see I don't think John well that's a bad example I don't think Connor could do could work for UFC tonight work with you on UC pay-per-views and be conor mcgregor that makes sense it does make sense you know i think the big factor in that fight was uh the speed and the combinations of cody just landed more often they were just better you know like he was connecting on dominic and dominic was throwing things just a little wider and then cody was just getting in with those shots, like multiple times, clipped him with hard shots.

Also, when Cody lands, you're like, God damn, at 35? He cracks. He's like little Mike Tyson. Yeah, he cracks. And he's obsessed with being the best, you know? Yeah. Very interesting fight. He also speaks well.

All he cares about is fighting. Him and Kevin Lee have the most potential to be your next breakout superstars. Yeah, I agree. The thing about TJ, though, is TJ has more weapons. TJ does more stuff. Cody, although he does kick and does throw knees and does throw elbows, he's so good at boxing that you see him predominantly a boxing-oriented style. He can wrestle, too, though.

He was a phenomenal wrestler in high school. TJ, though, he'll mix it up more with kicks. Yeah, TJ, yeah, exactly. He's like he's more of a Swiss Army knife where fucking Cody Garbrandt's like a goddamn machete. If that thing lands, game over. Oh, he has ridiculous footwork. Good way to put it. He's like a

Swiss Army knife. He basically can do everything. It's like, you know, Dominic Cruz set the blueprint and then TJ Dilschall downloaded it, brought it to the next level. And Cody Garillshaw downloaded it, brought it to the next level, and Cody Garbrandt even downloaded that, brought it to the next level. But can you say he brought it to the next level if Dominic beat him? It's true. Did he beat him, though?

No. I think it was a draw. Me too. I think it was as close to a draw as a human can get. I just don't understand those fights when who the fuck knows, and you decide one guy's the champ and one guy's a loser. You got to pick someone, though. I know, but it seems crazy. It seems like in a fight like that. That seems like a draw to me It really does. What's up with some overtime for God's sakes go six round

It just I mean if anybody was gonna get it I get given the nod to Cruz cuz he he definitely seemed to Get Cody to fight his fight more and he connected with some good shots, but Jesus it was so close You mean TJ? Yeah, what did I say Cody Cody? Yeah. Yeah, I agree It's so goddamn close if anything can do a draw and then just make him fight the next fight So there's a clear winner Dominic landed more like clean shots on TJ But TJ landed a lot of shit on him too and hit him with a lot of leg kicks too had him limping tj got so like you said he got so emotional and just headhunting for a while there which is where i thought dominic started to win rounds and i'd have to go back and watch that again me too but for what

i remember i watched it twice maybe three times before that it was such a goddamn close fight i remember being surprised that tj didn't try to finish him with leg kicks because dominic was wobbling so bad the guy with knee surgery too you know I'm saying it's all fear and love and war go ahead and kick those knees go ahead and slam that plantar fasciitis yeah he was saying after the fight that that's what it was that was his feet his feet are just fucked up he's had a great career well you know what it is it's because he came back after a long time off because the surgeries and once he got in shape he had to make up some lost time. He went nuts.

He went nuts. And he tore the bottom of his feet. I hear that. That shit apparently is like super painful. Have you ever had it? No. Bro, I had it for my camp against Mitrione because, again, I love to run. I was doing so much road work.

In the mornings was the worst time. I'd get up and it would take me 15 minutes just to kind of make my way to the toilet like my foot it hurt so goddamn bad that wouldn't be a good thing for me today today I don't have 15 minutes today I got I got you know those shits that you get like you get about 30 seconds notice yeah it's go time you feel like the rumble talking about the fucking rumble like oh jesus okay gonna get a level 5 shit here we go yeah if you have to

wait 50 ooh leg lock she's a little high a little high she can't do that honey you gotta you gotta scoot down

I'm so condescending I call her honey see what's wrong with that though it's rude is it honey if I was her really

I'd be upset at me not me I'd find it flatter lock that triangle up baby go and lock it up come on sweetie lock it up lock it up just being a dick come on. Lock that triangle up, baby. Go and lock it up, girl. Come on, sweetie. Lock it up.

Lock it up. Just being a dick. Come on, sweetie. Get that triangle, sweetie. Very good. Hook the leg. Hook the leg. Hook the leg.

Hook the leg. Hook the leg. Oh, doing work now. Oh, got the arm bar. Yeah, she's got both. Go ahead and crank on that, girl. Oh, dude, she's got both here. Oh, she's got that arm.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's got that foot's in play, though. See, both those feet are in play. Oh, we got that scissor action now. You're supposed to hook that leg. You're supposed to control the position better. Hooking that leg's giant, man. You know?

Major. People do it two ways. When you control someone from a triangle, do you hook the leg like this? Do you scoop it around on the outside? Or do you go underneath? It depends, right? Where you're at, exactly. I go underneath. Underneath seems like the move, right?

Because you can elevate their leg. Yeah. Yeah. Some people don't like that, though. Some people like to just hold on to the leg. They like to wrap. I mean, you know what, man? Whatever the fuck you can pull off.

Yeah, exactly. Especially when punches are flying or you're going to key the battle fight. Whatever it takes to get that goddamn leg. It's funny, like so many people have so many opinions on hand positions and chokes and stuff. It's all fun and games to hear in there. Bullets are flying. You know who I want to learn

from? Have you ever learned that go-go choke? Talking about the Rothwell choke? Yeah. Do you know that choke? Not like Rothwell does. Yeah, his instructor, Jamie, see if you can find Ben Rothwell's jujitsu instructor. When's he finally done? He's one of Hickson's guys. He's a black belt on Hickson.

Apparently this choke that this guy's got is just phenomenal. What's up with Rothwell? Did he piss hot or something? Yeah, he pissed hot. God dang. I think. Pretty sure. I feel like he did.

Yeah. Did any news on JDS? No. I think. Pretty sure. I feel like you did. Yeah. Did any news on JDS? No. He pissed hot for a diuretic. This is like, I mean, what do we got here? Can you tell your boy to go and snitch? Just relax a little bit? Nope.

He's not. Can't do it. Luis Claudio. There he goes. Luis Claudio apparently is a master of that shit. Yeah, no shit. And he showed the big man he's choking bitches out. He showed a lot of people that choke and they're like, what the fuck?

It's nasty, huh? Yeah, I guess it's just somehow or another the way he's holding it, he's going into your neck, into your throat as he's choking you with it. And it's just, you know, it's like people just develop the finest like application of one technique. Like they just get it down whether that's their shit that's their shit didn't rothwell tap out barnett with that yes that's how you know that shit's legit i mean barnett's as legit as it gets grappling wise you surprise him with that shit insane and you see when he got him like josh was like he was like what the fuck yeah i'm just like god damn what are you doing? Yeah, it was nasty.

Like, he wasn't getting out of that. In a lot of ways, those kind of like old school chokes, like that's a lot of shit that Josh Barnett's into, right? Hell yeah, it's catch wrestling. Break your neck off. I like Josh. Yeah. How about I had Goldberg on Fire and the Kid. You know, Goldberg, the wrestler.

And he's like best friends with Brock. And I said, do you think Brock's going to come back? And he goes, he was going to until John Piss Hot. Oh, my God. I said, you're breaking my heart, Goldberg. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know. Oh, my God.

Right? That'll fuck up your Saturday. You thought the fire's coming in and fuck your Saturday up? That'll fuck your Saturday up. I can't do this at 1 p.m. on Saturday. I literally just went. And I looked at Goldberg and said, get out. Come on, man.

Get the fuck out. What in the fuck is wrong? How crazy is that? He was going to. We're going to see that monster again. What is wrong with the world? Jesus Christ. Whoever that meathead is that gave that shit to Jon Jones

Gotta be on suicide watch right now Just sitting there With a fucking One of those shakes You know they always have that shake He's probably going I fucking warned him bro I warned him I swear

We should get a team together Like Navy SEAL Team 6 And just go fuck him up Basically a tainted batch You know I gave him I gave him the right stuff I take the same shit I passed.

Yeah, Dirk. I almost said Dirk Nowitzki. Maybe they didn't know about the, maybe they were testing over and over again with the blood test. See, I heard it's a new test. Oh, the urine test is new? Ask the Golden Snitch about it, bro. You got a direct line to him. Oh, I will.

He's going to come on the podcast again. After John, we get the thing about John? Well, I mean, if it times out that way. If not, we'll do it before, but I'm going to have him on soon. Yeah, kind of delay it, though, until that test comes out so we get the real fucking info, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, probably a good idea. It's so depressing to me because it felt like John returning the way he did,

like that's like a superstar victory. He handled himself with class and dignity after it was over. I mean, everything about it was amazing. And then to go from that to pissing hot, you're like, oh, no. I was at Universal when I found out. Jamie texted it to me. You texted me and I thought you were fucking with me. I thought you were trolling me.

I thought Jamie was fucking with me. I just got off the Harry Potter ride, man. I was feeling good about things. Fuck your day up. I was like, life's pretty good. Life's good. Harry Potter ride was fun. I thought it was about things. Fuck your day up. I was like, life's pretty good. Life's good. Harry Potter ride was fun. I thought it was fake news.

Fuck, man. Super fake news. Super depressing. You know, I was thinking about, so with John being out, and then you got Connor, right? Like, Connor and Nate, things like looming in the air. That's like what they got to do next. These huge money fights. Other than that, there's not a huge money fight.

But Connor has changed the game for the better especially if you're the fighter but it's like you know with wme he's staring the ship yes like think think about it because he made over because the numbers coming out they're saying it's gonna be the biggest pay-per-view of all time so he made a hundred something million dollars right yeah so you're telling me if you're connor and you're part of his team you're gonna go hey fight nate diaz for how much five ten million oh and also we need you to wear this reebok and they're gonna pay you a hundred thousand dollars a year think connor's gonna you're fucking crazy well i'm sure there's non-negotiables and one non-negotiable is the reebok deal. You can't get around it. I disagree. Well, it seems like you can't get around it right now.

Everybody's wearing Reebok clothes. Well, no, you can get this. I'm not saying he's not going to wear Reebok, but what you have to do is you're playing a different game now. You're talking about the biggest athlete in combat sports, and you're not getting him for the $200,000 you were paying a year. Oh, yeah, that's true. He can go, listen, I'm down to wear Reebok, but it's a different animal now.

Well, Reebok professionally sponsors him, just like they do Paige Van Zandt, just like they did Ronda. I get it. Different animal. To get more money. More, but not to think how much he made to just wear those, you know, whatever he had on his trunks. Right. That's a good point. just wear those, you know, whatever he had on his trunks.

Right. That's a good point. You know, that fight, if it really did get six and a half million pay-per-view buys, like they were talking about Conor making $100 million if it got five million pay-per-view buys. It got one and a half more than that. See, but that's up for debate because you know how that came about? So I think Dana was sitting on that Snoop cast or something, and Uriah's filming, right? And Dana goes, he didn't think it was being recorded, and Dana goes, 6.5 mil.

And everyone's like, damn! You know, in the room, like, oh, damn, dog. And Snoop's like, damn, dog. And then Uriah turns and goes, 6.5 million, and then shuts the camera off. But Dana never officially said 6.5, but that's how it got started. So Espinoza from Showtime is like, it's going to break the biggest pay-per-view numbers of all time, but we're thinking more around four something. Oh. Like almost five.

What? Yeah. So who knows the truth and who doesn't? I don't know. I like to go with Dana on this one. Well, it sounds better. Yeah, I was crunk. I blasted up. I see right now online it says... Trending towards

4.6 million. Oh. Domestic. Domestic. Domestic. Oh, well then it's 6.5. Yeah, so see, this is my thing with Dana. He wouldn't just throw that up because he doesn't want to look like an idiot. Especially whether he did it officially or not. If he says that to your eye in Snoop,

he didn't think he was being recorded, but Dana wasn't just like 6.5 everybody like he's not making that up if it's trending towards 4.6 nationwide in america that's 100 two million more overseas guarantee you the article also says that uh it wasn't a hundred dollars worldwide either it was 25 bucks in some country it's 24.99 in the UK and then Ireland. That's interesting. But still, the pay-per-view buys it's going to be around 6.5. From what I heard, it's going to be 6.57.

Does the UK have a history of pay-per-views like we do? I don't know if it's quite the same. That was a pay-per-view for them? Yeah, over there. It's free Free

It was HBO right? Because he's not a big star here Right That you know We like trade a little bit Yeah Yeah Makes sense

Yeah it doesn't make sense I just wonder how many people Order pay-per-view I mean you know The whole The way they watch TV Is different I don't think they consume

As much TV as we do With fighting If Conor's fighting Or Anthony Joshua's fighting They do Yeah but I mean, like overall, England, I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think they have

as many channels as we do. I don't think they watch as much TV as we do. It is 2017, sir. They have Netflix, they get all that shit. That's not what I'm saying. I just don't think that it's a normal part of their day the way it is our day. I don't think people in England watch. Like, Google that just to find out. BBC's huge. Yeah, but it is. I don't think people in England like, well, Google that. BBC's huge.

Yeah, it is, but I don't think they watch as much. Yeah. I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole as we do. They have some great shows, no doubt, but I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole. I think that's more of a It's probably fair to say. A problem with our lazy ass fucking culture. That's why we're out of shape here. Yeah, it's a big problem. I watch some TV, though. It'll also work out

for God's sakes. Dude, our own president works out at all. Zero. Yeah, our own president works out at all. Zero. Yeah, I don't believe in it. He watches five hours of TV a day. He's hilarious. He doesn't believe in battery. He thinks your body's a battery.

He thinks you only get so many beats. You waste too much juice. You only have so many beats. That's why he looks like that. He's hilarious. He's so fat. Oh, he's definitely not healthy looking. This fight's amazing, by the way.

Are you paying attention at all? Zero. Yeah, but either way, I think it's going to break the pay-per-view numbers. But Conor's changing the dynamics for everyone. Because now, when you want him to fight again, you can't have him agree to those old terms. He's a smart guy. And if you learn anything from Floyd, you know when you fight Floyd, you're fighting a different animal. Look at Bruce Buffer.

Could he look more bored? He looks exhausted and bored. You might have seen too many shows. You might have traveled too many airline miles. The dude looks super tired. Well, it's Rotterdam. It's been a long trip. Probably, but he's there for the fights, man.

Yeah, you know, he just does his 20 seconds and he's out, man. He's recharging. It's a mindset thing, son. It is. You got to be in there. You got to be in there watching. There's rumors that he was going to work the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but then I guess it didn't come to fruition.

Who did it? Jimmy Lennon Jr., right? Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's good. You know what? My one complaint about that whole thing is I thought they could have made the intros way better. Well-

Turn the lights down. Let me hear the volume of the music. I met Demi Lovato last night. Where'd you meet her lady she's at the comedy store god damn it the one night i'm not there damn it she's very nice is she nice yes very nice um but my point is uh she sang the national anthem you never get the national anthem in an mma fight why do they always do the national anthem at a boxing fight because boxing's awesome and they appreciate america i think ufc has just too many goddamn

countries fighting every night they can't we'd never move on with the triangle oh you're on the feet baby no she's too loose she's too loose she might be able to pull this off dude and doesn't look good here no it's way too loose yeah pop that head out you got to grab that foot from the outside just reach around oh no she's lost it just step over for God's sake step over. It's all over. It's all over. This is awkward You're good and pass girl. Yeah, it's gone. She can still lock this up. She's got to get used to there you go She went right back into it. Yeah, but she just grabbed it with her JV the other girl the girl on the other side Yeah, fucking get out of she's just missing that one crucial step of Passing the ankle and getting down, locking down on the shin bone.

You've got to force that step. That's like your life's depending on it. Like if you were drowning. To be able to get your foot like this is so big that to not be able to get here, this should be your whole life's goal is to get ahead of that foot and get on that shin. That girl on top lives to be in a triangle. She's just diving her head in there.

I feel like so much of what you're seeing when you're seeing MMA is fatigue. So much. Like that girl not locking up that triangle right there. If she was super duper fresh like in training, no adrenaline, no weight cut, she'd be able to lock that triangle up. I'd have to know her background.

I would too. I'm talking shit. I hear ya. Sometimes fatigue. But I think that most of what you see- Because look at her trying to put the hook in. Look how high she is. That's awesome. She's punching that girl. There's a lot of shit going on.

You bluebell. Yeah, a little bluebell-esque. But you're seeing a lot of people just doing what they can do with their body at the moment. For sure. Versus what they know. Well, look at Shane Carwin, Brock Lesnar. Shane was exhausted. I've never seen Shane in my life get tapped out from a head-arm triangle, ever.

He was done. He was done. And then Brock's, you know. She's giving up the deep half. Oh, okay. She's going to step over. Oh, that was so silly. Shit worked, though.

Oh, my God. She got it. Go ahead and crank on that chin. I think you got it, girl. She's exhausted. She's going to tap. She's going to tap. Go ahead and crank on that chin.

Body triangle. Come on, sweetie. Body triangle. Come on, sweetie. Body triangle. Get that squeeze on. Oh, she's got that. She got it, girl. She's exhausted. She's going to tap. She's going to tap. Go ahead and crank on that chin. Come on, sweetie. Body triangle. Get that squeeze on. Oh, she's got that pretty good. She got it. She's tapping. Watch this. Go ahead and break that neck like a chicken bone. I think she's going to let her do it.

No, she's going to pop her in the face. Oh, snaps! Keep going. Don't stop right here. Don't stop right here. Don't stop right here. See stop right here No keep going You gotta Don't stop right here Fuck's sake Keep going

Oh see this is fatigue man So like in that scramble There was no urgency On the bottom She was trying to rest You cannot do that You have to When you get that opportunity

You gotta scramble hard Well that champions don't You know they don't rest there In the transitions In the scrambles They're moving Like you'll get DC John Jones

There's no fucking Or TJ Cody There's no rest there. I talked to Chuck about that once. Chuck Liddell was talking about how when you go down to the ground, he goes, once your back touches the ground, you got to fucking explode. Like your life depends on it. He goes, so many guys, they get down to the ground and they try to take a break. They rest.

And he goes, you're already done if you do that. He goes, you can't do that. And he goes, once your back touches the ground, you've got to fucking explode. Nobody ever got a hold of Chuck and held him down. This day and age, though, guys don't really, especially at a high level, like the top guys, they don't rest there. They're moving. Randy was the only one that ever controlled Chuck on the ground.

It's Randy Couture, for God's sakes. Randy goddamn Couture. Exactly. God, she's beating the shit out of this girl. Yeah, this is rough. You might want to stop this fight. I'd stop this fight. This girl's taking a tremendous amount.

Right there. Stop it. Stop the fight. Stop the fight. Stop it. There's ten seconds. Just stop the fucking fight. She's not protecting herself.

Jesus, that girl took a lot of shots. She just get her ass whooped. Jesus, she took a lot of shots. The girl on the right's not too excited. She wasn't protecting herself, man. That's one thing that's interesting, the difference between boxing and MMA. You got way more of a chance

to get stopped in boxing if you get wobbly. They'll stop the whole fight. Whereas in MMA, they'll let shit go on way longer. Finish him. Yeah, they want to see some shit go down. Way longer. Like the Conor fight, I agree with the stoppage. Me too. For his experience level, he gets the best of all time. But in general,

they're going to let you. Like Anthony Joshua, Klitschko. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I mean, Joshua basically was flat out cold, woke the fuck up, didn't know where he was at. And this was after he knocked Klitschko down. I had him on Queer Street. Greatest heavyweight fight

ever. It was pretty much one of them. Oh my god, I was so crunked. Yeah, it was pretty goddamn fantastic. That's the record for the British pay-per-view according to the promoter. Wow. 900,000 buys is the record? Somewhere, no, no, no, that was the previous one. That was David Haver's Tony

Ball. It doesn't say. 1.3 million for the live airing of Tyson Fury. Now this quote here, it says they broke it, which was the pacquiao mayweather fight but there's no i'm looking also for numbers that show official and then it never came out it's tough to find right so it's somewhere around 1.5 million from manny pacquiao and floyd mayweather which is what they and that's just that's just over there this is an interesting part too though i remember seeing some numbers like this for the mayweather-McGregor fight

This German TV They like air it for free I think there They got like 10 million people watching it there or something like that Well it's the same like in Brazil When like Cyborg fights or Anderson Silva There's no pay-per-view there So it's like 90 million people watching God damn

16 million They got 16 million to watch David Haye versus Hootie Fight. I don't know. Who's this? Tyson Fury. Yeah. Well, Tyson Fury's a very famous guy, right? Oh, Marius Walsh.

Back then he wasn't that big. Now he's more famous. Did you see when he gave a shout out to frickin', what's her name? The girl, the Irish chick. Sinead O'Connor, because she's suicidal. Have you seen that? Sinead O'Connor did like a Facebook live suicidal from a hotel. What?

Does she have mental illness? I would say so, yeah. But then Tyson Fury reached out to her because he suffers from it too. He was like, hey, call me. I don't think she's calling him, but he was like, call me. You need someone to talk to. I'm's going to live stream and banging her. I'd watch it. Tyson Fury's a giant ass.

So second thing we got to talk about is everybody keeps saying that you didn't tell the truth about your interaction with Nate Diaz because they're reading this transcript that somebody put up of the conversation you had with Nate Diaz where you said, I think you're off on this. That's exactly what I said. Because he goes, you're wrong, you're wrong, you don't know boxing. And then I went, he won rounds, and we're going back and forth. And I go, I think you're off on that. I think you're off on this or off on that.

And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you. Those words aren't in my vocabulary to describe a fight. Teed off? Also, I would never disrespect Nate like that. In his face like that? That sounds crazy. Have you ever heard of me doing anything like that? I would never do that. Also, what kind of bitch move

would that be? You two, I have nothing to do with that. You fought another grown man. I would never brag. He teed off on you. That has nothing to do with me that's disgusting that's so gross no no i've never disrespected me so but so everybody out there that's talking shit you're talking shit on a false narrative it's like some fake quote that someone they might have thought they heard that and that sounded like it was more salacious so they put

that in quotes it's not what he said no it's fake news fake news all day yeah they wrote their own stuff you can see they're like they're vying for headlines like it's fake news. Fake news all day. Yeah, they wrote their own stuff. You can see their Vine 4 headlines. It's like, Brendan Chubb talking shit to Nate and pointing down, you know? Yeah, and he's saying, you know, people are saying, you weren't honest. This guy can fucking crack. Yeah, he can. He's fun to watch. Yeah, he's got a really odd style, man.

Damn, look at his last fight. Brandon Thatch. That was kind of a while ago. Did he win? Yeah, he beat Thatch. How did he beat him? I remember he cracked him. He submitted him.

Oh, that's right. Undefeated. Powerful, Rob. Rob, 11-0. Get it, Rob. This is going to be a good fight because C.R. Bahardazada, I love saying that name, is a bad motherfucker. He's a tough dude. As tough as they come.

He's one of those weird dudes that you put your hand on to interview him, he feels like wood. Like Dan Henderson. Yeah, he looks like a normal dude, He's tough as they come. He's one of those weird dudes that like you put your hand on him to interview him he feels like wood. Like Dan Henderson. Yeah. Like he looks like a normal dude but he's not. There's a lot of dudes that walk amongst us

they look like normal dudes that you put your hand on them and you're like hey. 22-6-1 and Rob Wilkinson 11-0. Got it.

Man that dime piece picture. Is this Amanda Liao? Yeah. That's going to be a fun fight. I got to stop doing these things when I come straight from yoga class. That hot yoga?

You're all sweaty? And they don't put makeup on me, man. Oh, Jesus, I forgot how bad this is. Boom. Oof. Boom. I mean... That was tough to watch.

Has there ever been, like, a super fight that was that one-sided a super fight where everybody thought like holy shit i can't believe this is about to go down look at those people shocked and one person makes the other person look like they have no business in there and just over and like just a career ender complete total career ender such a bad idea for her to come back well this was a bad idea for her to come back. Well, this was a bad idea for her to come back against this fucking power punching monster.

She just hits too goddamn hard. You know, I talked to Kat about it. Kat told me, Kat Zingano, she told me that girl hit her.

Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. She got hurt in the first round. Super, remember she almost finished her and then Amanda

gassed out. Yeah, and Kat was telling me, she's like, nobody ever hit me that hard before i was like whoa yeah this would be a fun fight chef chanko when chef chanko caught juliana pena in an arm bar i was like god damn torched her and we thought pena was like the next big thing and then chef chanko was like oh that's cool check this out well she can do so many different things the thing about valentina is she can strike she's got world-class muay thai she doesn't have that she's tough as shit and they fought once and it was a super close fight man and people think if it was if it was a championship fight with five

rounds shevchenko would have probably won because she started to come on late and win rounds she started coming on late you know what i was. Look at these two right next to each other like that. Oh, that's fake. Fake news. That's an edit. Yeah, that's an edit. One of the things that I was super impressed with when I saw her fight Holly. Ooh, look at that.

Touching each other's faces. And Tim's. When was the last time you saw some Tim's, young Jamie? Well, you know what, man? She's Brazilian and she's gay. She can do whatever the fuck she wants. I agree. I agree. rock those fucking

tims i was just super impressed with her ability to control the interactions she uses that check right hook her her uh her like footwork and like her technique when she was fighting like she basically shut down holly yeah i know which is surprising not easy to do i mean i don't know what holly was going to that fight with. She was on a down. Maybe didn't have such a good camp. Maybe wasn't at her best. But if you look at how good Holly looked against Jermaine Durandamy, how the fuck is Jermaine Durandamy not in the top six?

She left the weight class. Yeah, but she's back now. No, she's not? Yes, she is. No, she can't be. She's ranked number nine at one... She's back at 135. Oh, you're fucking right.

So she left 145, dropped down to 145. You're right. Yeah, she bailed. She's not ranked because they're like, what do we do with this chick? Well, it's weird because it's like she abandoned her title so she didn't have to fight Cyborg, which is probably a good move. But also career suicide because now no one respects you. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Like, I get it. I don't want to fight Cyborg either, but you just can't. At least you take the ass whooping, then cut. Yeah, I guess the argument is like, you know, she's saying that Cyborg is a career cheater. That doesn't work

because she's passed every test in the UFC. Yeah, she's passed the test now. It doesn't work. You can't just keep banking on that. Especially if you look at the way she fought when she fought Tonya Evinger. You know, she fought very professionally she fought with very good she beat the brakes off that soccer ball and and she fought like um it was intelligent like she was very technical the way she approached the fight she just tried

i was like this is a mature cyborg yeah but for sure murder her though for us for sure make it exciting but no if you if you're a cyborg fan, you like that cerebral cyborg, she's going to be so tough to beat. But also, be the Mike Tyson of women fighting and murk her for us. That's what you're there for. But Tanya Ebner, hats off to her. She just, talking about zombie mom, would not go. How tough is that girl?

She would not go away, huh? She would not go away. She that girl she would not go away huh she would not go away very tough so goddamn tough but i think she also cyborg she caught cyborg with a couple shots a couple punches not a whole lot on them but yeah you got to make sure for sure mind your p's and q's and she knew eventually she's going to beat her down she had five whole rounds but jermaine stepping away from it like that the real shame was jermaine would have been a fucking very interesting fun fight Jermaine is super technical and she's phenomenal striker But now Holly comes right on and slide

Should cuz I think Holly won that fight. I thought I agree. I had Holly winning and also Jermaine also, you know, she had some Suspect punches after the Browns like they should be taking from her. So I thought Holly won that fight. So now, karma catching up. The way things work out, life works out. And they got Holly versus Cyborg, hopefully. Yeah, that's going to be interesting. That's a fight.

Isn't Holly scheduled to fight Cyborg? Have they scheduled it? The rumor was on Mass Square Garden, but there's nothing scheduled yet. I think that, you know, with Jermaine, she came out in the first rounds and controlled it. She controlled the fight. But then she started to slow down.

Yeah. You know, and I think part of it, I mean, who the fuck knows, could be pressure, could be, you know, whatever it is. But that's when Holly clipped her with that question mark kick. Remember, she clanged her. Yeah, hell yeah. She shinned her with that. And then Holly dropped her with a straight left as Jermaine was coming forward. Holly did the most damage, and she got hit late. Twice.

Twice. I felt like it was her fight. Me too. I really do. And that's why she should fight Cyborg, which that fight was for the best in the world. But it pisses me off because she should be two-division champion. She really should. Yes.

Yeah? Yes. It's dirty, man. Yeah, it is dirty. And then have Jermaine just step away from the title after that. It's like, oh, come on. This is crazy. Some bitch stuff.

They definitely should have taken the point away for the second time. Definitely 100%. Yes. That's why Holly should be. Yeah, I agree. That alone would be the chance. And I just think that rounds where Holly flattened her with that head kick and then dropped her again with that straight left

I'm like those are two big moments in the fight the most anybody was hurt in the fight with those moments That should show in the scorecard. I don't know what system they were using is in New York Oh the old New York's like wait what happened? I missed that and then you know especially with taking the points away because that was in Vegas or Cali Yeah, Holly Holly would have won that dude. How about the scorecards for the Conor Mayweather fight? Fucking Haterade. How about fucking you? Jesus Christ.

Fucking one round? How crazy is that? You guys are out of your mind. Even Floyd was like, come on, man. One round? Come on. First of all, Max Kellerman owes you some dick pics or something, doesn't he? At least a dick pic.

Doesn't he? At the very least. He actually- Conor McGregor will not land a meaningful punch. What round? What are you, fucking crazy? No, he goes, he won't land a single punch. He was just as bad for boxing.

He clipped him with a good left uppercut in the first round. Goosh! And they're like, Floyd allowed him to do that. Oh, sure. If you know anything about Floyd, he's not allowing someone to fucking hit him in the face. That's so stupid. Him and Brian Barbarino should have a beach dad bod contest. Yes.

The two of them. Fuck, yes. Show up on the beach with a fucking six pack. A powerful Afghanistan dad bod. One of those fucking fold up aluminum chairs. With the mesh. Sack lunches. Fucking ham sandwiches.

I'm telling you man That dude is made out of bricks He hits so fucking hard And he's literally like One of the like The densest dudes Damn Rob's 6'3 though Tall dude

At 85 it's pretty normal Young 25 Oh Bahar Dozada Used to fight 70 Now he's fighting at 85 God he's a small 85er Yeah man

Maybe he took this fight on short notice. How tall is he? Would they say 5'11", 5'10"? If you look at the way he's built and then think of Yoel Romero the same weight class. Well, yeah, do him like that, man. That's how

it has to be done. It really is. That's the world we live in. It is what it is, man. The world's not fair. It's not. Because that's the world we live in. It is what it is, man. The world's not fair. It's not. Zebras don't occasionally eat lions. It just doesn't happen. It just doesn't happen. Yeah, fighting just doesn't work like that.

It just is what it is. You know, that dude who plays Tyrion Lannister is not going to kick your ass no matter how much he puts his mind to it. It's never happening. It's just not. God. CR. What a great name. God, I haven't seen him fight for ever, man. He's been around for a long fucking time.

How old is he? He looks 36. Every bit of 40. What is he, 42, Jamie? I'm a fucker who looks every bit of 42. I would say he's 36. I'm going to say 33. of 42. I would say 36. I'm going to say 33. What is it? 33.

Whoa. What's he eating? Well. It's like you've got to change up your diet, homie. Dude, I feel like the International Ring girls are kind of killing it. They're beating the American ones, I feel like, lately. How dare you? We're the old faithfuls. They're my friends.

You're a monster. I also enjoy them, too. You're a terrible person. I'm just saying, international stepping the game up. 4.53, first round. 52, 51, 50. They have the clock on the screen, right? Yeah.

Okay. Jamie's on the ball. Jamie got this. He even logged in early and shit. Making good use of that extra 15 pounds. We had another hiccup on the fight pass. What is he eating? You're talking about...

That gets him so big. About a... Yeah. It's like, imagine as much as you have to train to be an MMA fighter. And he's older. Sometimes genetics go, fuck it. You get dad bod. 33?

That's not that old. Oh, shit. I think it's just wars, you know? This Australian is like, Jesus Christ, man. Relax. Is he Australian or English? He's Australian. Rob Wilkinson.

Good composure, man. Good striking composure. For who? Wilkinson. Bahar Daza just throws bricks, man. Yeah, he's there to scrap. Very who? Wilkinson. Bahar Dazada just throws bricks, man. Yeah, he's there to scrap. Very dangerous. Very dangerous guy.

Because he's throwing everything in every shot. And if he can catch you inside the first round, especially, he's going to hurt you. The first round is so dangerous. Hell yeah, it's dangerous. Especially fighting a guy like that. Yeah. But he's got to take these breaks You know, when you sprint like that

When you're that guy Ooh, I like that jab Well, A, he has to sprint like that Because he's the shorter guy And Rob's fucking way longer and rangeier Hey, Rob, for sure get the jab out there, though So you keep him back There you go

It's always been his style, though Bahar Dazaad has always been kind of a berserker At 70, though, it's going to be way more easier Than these 85 monsters Imagine him against Luke Rockle Yeah, well, I can't imagine That At 70, though, it's going to be way more easier than these 85 monsters. Imagine him against Luke Rockle. Yeah, well, I can't imagine that this is the weight class he's going to stay in. I think if I'm looking at his body right here, he's carrying around a lot of— Oh, we just clipped him with that right hand.

He's carrying around a lot of body fat. I feel like this is probably a short-notice fight if I had to guess, but I'm just guessing. He's had a long career, too, so I might just be like, I'm sick of cutting weight. Could be, right? I can't perform at my best. Uh-uh. Dudes start getting, like, kidney problems and weird shit happening with their body. When their body's just shutting down from the weight loss.

I mean, that's what kept DC out of the fucking Olympics. I know, man. But also, like, with the weight cutting, I think it's harder on females. Yeah, I hear that a lot. For females, it's so rough, man. But also, like, with the weight cutting, I think it's harder on females. Yeah, I hear that a lot. For females, it's so rough, man. I hear that a lot from them. Because, you know, and some of them get big, and they've got to cut weight with your thyroid and all that stuff. Nice takedown.

What could it take to the back? Didn't get the hook in right away, though. Oh, nice knee to the body. Good timing. Good timing. Tough to take the shorter guy down. He took him down once. He just didn't get that hook quick enough.

This says that CR has only fought four times in five years. Wow. Well, I think he had some shoulder surgery. He's taking his goddamn time is what it sounds like. I think he had shoulder surgery. Jamie, see if you can find that. It says injuries and setbacks. It doesn't say which surgery.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure he had shoulder surgery. It looks like, you can tell like he has a scar on the shoulder, the front of his shoulder. It could also be hair. It's tough to tell. It could be. Some latent caveman genes. I got some of those. I got weird patches of hair

that don't even belong there anymore. Do you? Yeah, for humans. I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone have more hair. Is that fair to say? Yeah, not on the top of your head though. Yeah, but humans. Dude, I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone have more hair. Is that fair to say? Yeah, not on the top of your head, though. Yeah. But everywhere else, like your body. Like your body is a shitload of hair.

Well, that's why I get super scared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I get super scared when I see those super hairy Russians. Yeah, they freak me out, too. Like the dudes that their whole back is hair. Yeah. Just their legs, everything. Like when I fought Arlovsky at Wayne's, I looked at his shoulder and went, well, sir, you have hair all over your shoulders. Yeah. Like chia pets. That's scary. dudes that like their whole back is hair yeah just their legs like rafat arlosky at wade's i

looked at his shoulder i went well sir you have hair all over your shoulders yeah chia pets that's scary do you know whoa cr goes for the fucking dark son wow he got it too he might have it here uh he doesn't know how to get out he doesn't know how to get out cr is just straining should roll him he's gonna roll with his son Give him that gator roll, son. Oh, he's okay. He's okay. Wow. He might get through this.

Wow. Kevin's tough. Oh, snap. He's tough. He's very tough, man. Rob didn't fly from Australia to goddamn Rotterdam to get choked out like that. It's probably a long flight, right? Oh, snap.

Look at that, dude. See, I don't want that. Look at that wrestler. I don't want no part of that. I want no part of that. That's so preposterous. Pro. Look up Rustam Chiev.

Look at that guy. That was that big giant dude that David Haye fought. How is he not in Game of Thrones? That's Valuev. Yeah. Holy, look at that hair. Yeah, he's a straight up gorilla. The only thing he plucks is his eyebrows.

This is Rustam Chiev. He's a fuck. I don't know if that's him. That's another hairy wrestler. Oh, you got Russian hairy wrestlers. Russian hairy wrestlers. But I also feel like these dudes have crazy testosterone and fucking hairy like a gorilla. Most of them also have girls for kids.

That's interesting. This could just be straight up pro science on hairy backs, but I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone, not a lot of hair, hairy as fuck chest, back, and shoulders, and usually have girls. Kind of makes sense. It's science.

Weird science. Dude, after our last podcast, I had so many people hit me up about Large Marge. Everyone remembers that bitch. I wonder if she's dead. Oh, she's got to be, dude. Large Marge? This was 85. She was like 60.

She looked healthy. She's in her deep in her 90s if she's alive. She might be killing it. Maybe she has like a podcast The Large Marge. She passed away in 88. A couple years after the movie. What'd she die from? Coke and whores. She got that movie money.

Fucking Peewee killed her. That movie money. She fucking went Johnny Depp and started buying castles and shit. I was reading about this chick in South Africa. She's a student. They're supposed to put uh like a hundred dollars in her account instead or a thousand dollars in her account instead they put a million they put a million dollars in her account and so she went off

for like a month was just buying clothes and shoes and taking her friends on trips and all and then they found it out and then she's screwed yeah she's she only spent 60 grand though they said yeah but in south africa that shit is that's that's like 60 grand you're fucking p diddy got gold houses and shit she started showing up with designer clothes at school and they're like well what's going on she bought a new iphone 7 gucci shoes and shit everyone else is in fucking tarps yeah balling out of control showed up in camel. But how silly is that new camel with gold teeth, gold fronts? Spinners for teeth. How's that work though? Because the banks mess up

and you're like, oh, fuck it. I'm going sizzler. And then they go, no, you're not. You owe us money. It's like, get your fuck up, man. They would sue you for it. And if they went in court, then they would just take it from you. Okay, but... It's not a law, or it's a civil law or something about...

Doing the right thing. Getting money that... I forget the word. I just was reading it. Like, you're getting it... I don't forget. I'll look it up. Yeah, but do I got to return the camel with fucking spinners on it?

Like, I own that thing, man. Hey, man, did you hear that Nate Diaz wants 20 million dollars for the rematch with Connor? I see and he should get 20 to 30 million. Do you think that it's how many pay-per-view buys? Do you think that that fight would be worth? 1.5 now. Yeah, maybe 1.5. Maybe more now. Maybe more now. Cuz let me ask you this Joe. What? Let's say Nate fought Because let me ask you this, Joe. What?

Let's say Nate fights the winner of Kevin Lee, Tony Ferguson, and they're the main event pay-per-view. How many pay-per-view buys does Nate Diaz do without Conor? Well, not as many. Not even close. Not even close, right? It's a big Conor thing. But the big fight for Conor is Nate. Like if Conor fought Kevin Lee, how many pay-per-views would he get?

Over a million. He might. You're right. You look up all Conor's fights, he if Conor fought Kevin Lee, how many pay-per-views would he get? Over a million. He might. You're right. You look up all Conor's fights, he's never done less than a million ever. You're right. So he's the Floyd Mayweather of MMA now. We freeze?

Oh, God damn it, fight pass. God damn it, fight pass. You son of a bitch. Conspiracy theory. Snoop Kass did this. You son of a bitch. It's Snoop Kass. Okay. of a bitch. It's Snoop cast. Okay. They fucked us. Well, we're

sitting here frozen out, ladies and gentlemen. Damn, I was so into that fight too. We will Oh my god. Oh, we're back. We're back. In low def. Oh no, it's dead again. We got a streaming issue. Some shit is going down. Or there's

such a demand for this, it's fucked up like Mayweather McGregor. They don't know how to handle the overload. They only expected 50 people and they got 100. So how dare you? Yeah, this is ridiculous. Yeah, but I think Nate rightfully so, because that fight's going to be the biggest pay-per-view of all time. I really do.

I think the trilogy's going to be... For MMA. For because of for MMA. For MMA. For MMA. Because of Connors, right? He's bigger than ever. Biggest combat sports fighter in history. Oh, he clipped him.

Go ahead and finish him off. Bahar does not hurt him bad. That's a long flight back to Australia going out like this. Oh, the kid's tough, man. Oh, he's getting rock him, sock him, robot him. Probably stop it now. It's close. It's certainly close.

Oh, hold up. When you're sitting Indian style, probably stop it. No, man. It's certainly close. Oh, hold up. When you're sitting Indian style, probably stop it. No, man. He's getting up. He's getting up. Getting up with his ass, what? Go ahead and stop it. Oh, yeah.

Stop it now. Stop it now. Stop it. Oh, my God. Stop it. Stop the fucking fight. Come on. Look at.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Damn it. Like, he didn't need that. I mean, the referee collided with him and hurt him even further. Headbutt him. Way to headbutt him. Wow.

CR. Shout out to Afghanistan. See, the dude can crack, man. That's what I'm saying. The dude can crack. Look forward to seeing him fight 2018. Late 2018. You don't want to do coke with that guy with the white suit.

Or you do. Or look at all those people. I'd do coke with them. Poor guy. The ref gave him that cut. But with Nate, I think that the fight, that,

that, that's the thing with this fight. And that's why I don't think you're gonna see it happen very soon. Cause both Nate and Connor realize how much power they have. And you can't just go from with the old rules anymore. They liked the, the Connor is changed. The dynamics of the fight game for the better,

for the fighters. Yeah. It's a great thing. It is a great thing. I just wonder how much Nate can actually get. Definitely, because what they say, I think Report said between the two fights, he made around $2.5 million

to fight him twice. No, he made $2 million plus to fight him both times. Both times. So it's $4 million for both fights. So $4 million total. That's what I'm reading. I did not talk to Nate. I did not talk to Dana. So I thought talk to Dana. I read this. So I thought he made $2 million. Maybe I misquoted that.

So maybe it's $2 million and $2 million or $2.5 million, $2.5 million, either way. So say he made $4 million. There's no way in the world you can say, hey, Nate, fight Conor in the biggest fight of all time trilogy. Conor's going to get $40 million. You're going to get $2.5 million again. There's no way that happens. Both guys realized the magnitude of this fight. And he made $4 million in a year.

So how much money does he have left over? He probably got a million dollars plus just sitting in the bank doing nothing. So you know what I'm saying? So the dynamics have shifted towards the fighters for the first time. Now, if you're the UFC, how do you make this work with Conor? Because he's not fighting guys anymore for $5 million, $10 million. You can't when you have over $100 million in the bank. He's the biggest star of all time. What do you think the most Conor's made in a UFC fight is?

$10 million, probably. You think so? $10 million, $12 million max. So now you think he can get probably like $30 million. At least. Right. At least. Right? At least. Depends on how many pay-per-view buys.

Otherwise, why are you doing it? What if Nate and Conor gets 3 million pay-per-views? It's not out of the question. It's not. It's a stretch, but not out of the question. It's a stretch. But if Nate can talk the right amount of shit, you know, and people get excited about it. Honestly, right now, now for connor what else

is there that's even close as far as fight in mma well the only argument is you can say connor's the only draw he can fight billy from afghanistan and still get two million pay-per-view buys or break a million you let connor fight paulie malinaggi in Dublin. See, if I'm Conor and I have McGregor promotions, I'm going, wait a second. I'm going to fight this monster Nate Diaz. You want to pay me $10 million and you wear Reeboks? Or I'm just going to go to Dublin. Me and Pauly sell this $70,000 stadium out. I'm just going to take all of it.

UFC goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey. Chill. You can't do that. He's still got some sort of a, they must have some sort of a, well, they have some sort of a deal for boxing, too. You know, they have that Zufa boxing shirt that Dana was wearing.

It might be bullshit. Look at my skeptical hip eyes. Like the shirt, I'd rock it myself because I like Zufa. However, McGregor promotions, I'd assume, is Conor's thing. Really? You think he's in cahoots with the... With the UFC? I would think he has to be.

I don't think he would make a deal with McGregor promotions. I think he made a deal with... What are you saying? You can buy that Zufa boxing tee. Zufa boxing tee shirt, 25 bucks. Why does it say Dana White Zufa boxing tee? Does Dana White come with it? It's false advertising.

A picture of him? This is fake news. I'd rock that boxing T, by the way. I would imagine he has some sort of a deal with that man. Okay, so let's say you have a deal. Think about this, Joe. So let's say Connor and Dana have a deal with the McGregor promotions. They're like, all right, your next fight, we're going to co-promote with you.

Well, how's that going to work now? So then you're going to promote this huge fight, and Nate's like, hold up. If he's going to make all this money, they're like, I know. We're in cahoots with him. That's the way it works. Wait a minute, you mean for the UFC? Yeah. No, I don't think it would co-promote for the UFC.

You don't think so? No, but I think it would co-promote if you had a Paulie Malignaggi boxing match in Dublin. In fucking Dublin. God. You hear me, Brandon Sharp? Do you want to see that? You've been to Dublin. I want to see Brandon Sharp? Do you want to see that? I want to see everything, dude. I want to see Snail's Race.

It's so ridiculous. The fight is the Nate Diaz fight. That's the fight. That's the fight. But is it the fight as far as a businessman? Because if Conor learned anything from Floyd, you know that when you fight Floyd, Floyd's the businessman. He's his own promoter he's everything connor has his own promotional now he's the businessman now so connor's going listen what are we doing here

what do you guys want to do maybe if the ufc contract that connor has runs out maybe they make some new crazy ridiculously lucrative oh that that contract doesn't matter if it's out or not. No? The game has changed. Hmm, interesting. Yeah, there's no way you'd keep going with that current contract. No way? Just found this.

What does it say? It's owned by McGregor Sports and Entertainment Limited. The Notorious, Conor McGregor, and Notorious. Why did you pull that up? I don't give a fuck about this. This is a company that officially exists and they own these things. And it's all Connor stuff, yeah? It's registered in his name, not Zufa. Yeah, but what does that mean? It could be like a t-shirt

company. It could be, but it's all these things. I don't know. Whatever. I'm sure he's got something. I mean, must have some sort of a... But also, Dana White, I don't know about the guys at WME, but Dana White's not stupid enough to let Conor do all this and not be involved in it.

He's not even like, sure, make your own thing, man. Do your thing, buddy. There's no way. Hmm. Interesting. I know. Interesting. Either way, whatever he does.

Interesting. I know. I would like to see him box Paulie while Nate just keeps eating tacos and going to Cabo, doing tequila shots. Really? Why not? That fight's going to go away.

It's not going to go away. I disagree. The fight's around the year. I don't know, man. If Nate wants to just chill and just train, have a good time, the fight's there in a year. I don't think so. If Conor stays active, I guess. With Nate, how are you going to stay in the limelight?

Yeah, he's fighting Nate Diaz again. They fought over two years ago. The hype's not there. Connor fights Paulie Malignaggi in a boxing match in Dublin, Ireland. He has a legit possibility to get a win over a two-time world champion in the second boxing fight ever. Two boxing fights ever, two world champions. Making bank. Come on, son.

Ball it, as you say. How much? B-b-b-b-ball it. Stupid ball it. How much money do you think you would get for that fight, though? Not nearly as many. I bet more money than you'd get fighting Nate Diaz with a tougher challenge. Right.

So what do you think the pay-per-view would be for a Paulie Malignaggi fight? Would it even be a million bars? For sure. Whatever. So what do you think the pay-per-view would be for a Paulie Malignaggi fight? Would it even be a million buys? For sure. You think so? Whatever. See, that's the thing. Conor could play fucking in a celebrity softball game right now. A lot of people are going to buy that bitch.

You know what I'm saying? So him fighting Paulie and there's all this heat. People are like, God, he did well against Floyd. We could see him beating Paulie. I would say at least a million. And then if it's your own promotion, what do you make? 30? Right.

30, 40 mil? Right. Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. Bring your balls, Connor! Bring your balls! But now, Pauly, and everyone knows I like Pauly, but now Pauly's talking shit to all

the UFC. Well, he should shut the fuck up, because if he wanted to have a UFC fight, he could go over there and get his brain kicked in. Yeah, you don't want- Out of his mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop talking. You're a boxer. You're a very good boxer.

Just shut your mouth. Just go after Conor. There's literally a million people in the world that could grab you and strangle the life out of you, and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. Correct. Sorry, dude. The UFC's not what you want to aim your gun at. You just don't talk shit.

They will give you a wrestler, and he will punch your fucking face into pulp. Well, he's- It's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. No. Not a goddamn thing. Yeah, like, you think he went towards Tony Ferguson. What is Pauly Way? He's thick right now.

But what's his weight class? Like, 45, right? 40, yeah. 45? 47. Yeah. How about you give him Ricardo Lopez? How about you give Yair Rodriguez?

How about that? I mean, yeah. You don't want that. Yeah. God, look at the Russians. How about you just give him a guy that's not the top of the food? Don't give him Frankie Edgar. Don't give him Jose Aldo.

You don't need to do that. You know who he could beat up though? Who? CM Punk. He'd start CM Punk. He'd probably fuck CM Punk up. He'd uppercut the fuck of CM Punk. Imagine what Max Holloway would do to Paulie Malignaggi in an MMA fight. Just imagine. Just try to

wrap your head around the kind of ass-fucking he would receive. I think Max went at him on Twitter. They had an engagement. Max Holloway would literally kill him. If he wanted to. If he wanted to. If he wanted to.

Literally kill him. I mean, so would Cub Swanson. So would a lot of guys. How would they do in a boxing match against him? Not so good. Not so good. Max has the best shot. I think Max has amazing footwork, and he's a good striker.

Very, very good striker. He's got excellent timing, good discipline, and his endurance is phenomenal. Cody Garbrandt might have something to say. Even at 45, he'd come out and fight Pauly. It'd be interesting. It'd be interesting. But Malinagy's a legit world champion pro boxer. He's a fucking smart dude.

Pauly's a very smart guy. He's one of the best analysts in the game. Pauly doesn't need to do all this. Yeah, well, that was one of the things that people were super concerned about him sparring with connor like he did two 12 round sparring matches with connor and connor won he did a eight round and 12 round oh an eight round and connor was you know landing some obviously some fucking hard shots just from what we know what we definitely saw that one straight left that fucking clanged him that was right right dead center in the mug and you see the sparks fly.

But also to Paulie's defense, this is what I was telling Paulie. Like, dude, let's say I'm retired. So let's say Cain Velasquez was like, K-Shop, I need you to help me train, man. I need you to come help give me some rounds. That's not a free ride right there. That punch? Fuck no. That's not a free ride.

That is- Paulie's face looking rough there. That is your face getting crushed. But here's the thing. If I got off the plane, even from LA to San. to San Jose and Kane won some rounds, Kane goes, hey, bro, I need you to go five fives. That ain't happening. I'm here to help you.

Ain't nobody giving you five fives. You get one round, I'm going to sit on the side and coach you up. You think there's a lot of ego shit going on there? I think Conor's team brought Paulie in to fuck him up. That's the only reason. And to go, if he does fuck him up, we're blasted out there because it's to sell the fight more. Yeah, and that was the other thing that he said about that. That's the only reason. And to go, if he does fuck him up, we're blasted out there because it's to sell the fight more. Yeah, and that was the other thing that he said about that.

It's like, Paulie's like, you never go 12 rounds like that. He's like, you never fly in and go 12 rounds. I've never, even in MMA, I've never heard of someone get off a plane going five fives. What? That basically gave him a practice fight. And it was smart on Conor's part because- Confidence builder. It also solidified him. Shit, I'm going to fuck your can box a little bit.

And then Dana blasted out. It was very smart. Obviously it worked. Obviously it worked. Six and a half million pay-per-view buys. Super balling. But you've created an animal. You've created an animal for the UFC.

Yeah, but they got to. What else the fuck do they have? What else do they have? Strew versus Kovalev. I want to see the full video. I want to give Paulie his full due. You can't. I want to see the full video of Paulie versus Conor.

Well, you probably could get it and watch it, but don't blast up. I'll tell everybody. Because if you do that, then you don't have a fight in Dublin. I'm telling everybody. No, man. You know what I'm saying? I want to see what it was like. You can't.

I want to see what it was like. You can't. Because let's say Conor starched him for 12 rounds. Well, then that fucks up the pay-per-view by someone like, wait, no, no. Of course he's going to beat him. But what if he didn't? What if Pauly's telling the truth? What if Pauly started getting the most of him?

See? That's why we want this debate so you buy the pay-per-view if you're Conor and Pauly. That ass kicking I gave you on Tuesday. That ass kicking. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't. That tape's out there, but you can't release it because it's going to fuck up the fight. Maybe.

Did you see when the security guards were getting in his face? He's like, relax, dude. I'm a fighter. Yeah, he goes, come on. I'm a fighter. The guy kicked him out. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? That's hilarious.

Yeah. He's like, I'm trying to hype up a fight. Then Pauly almost got in a fight when we were doing a pre-show because the fans were just fucking. Relentless? The Irish fans were just harassing them and then the guy goes paulie i'll kick your ass worse than conor mcgregor did and then finally paul goes fuck this take this thing off goes at him and so then uh brian uh gets between them

brian the commentator with the shaved head and so he's like no no probably don't do this and the guy's like do something i'll give you a worse beating than McGregor did in his Irish accent. Pauly can't get to him. Pauly goes, spits on him. And then it was chaos. Security. Security. For sure he got him security earlier than that, though.

The thing about Pauly is he's not scary looking. So you feel like if there's a pro world champion boxer you talk shit to that might be the guy right until you get fucking blasted in the face yeah but you know what i mean like there's certain people who's that guy that's paulie and then that's his uh the other guy that's uh connor's manager oh but there's like sir there's connor it's like gentlemen we're businessmen here they're fucking businessmen hey this is this is the shitty thing if you're paul and this is this is the internet and obviously pa Paulie's bringing this upon himself But if you met Paulie

He's a great fucking dude He's a great guy But he's just he's hanging himself Because I told Paulie I went dude you're responding to these trolls And I'm telling you man From MMA's world they fucking hate you man He fucked up when he wore the double diamond earring studs I'm not going to lie to you

I disagree see I like the double diamond ear and studs. I'm not going to lie to you. I disagree. See, I like the double diamond Jersey Shore look. It's not 2001. You can't do that anymore. Maybe where he's from in fucking Brooklyn. They just own that shit. They keep it rocking. Yeah.

That's from Bensonhurst, right? Marlon Nagy. Hey, they got the good straddle. Yeah, but- Who's got the good straddle? What about the linguine vongole? In MMA, man, they're the good straddle. Yeah, but... Who's got the good slainer? What about the linguine vongole? In MMA, man, they're just murdering you. Bobby puts too much garlic in the sauce.

Bobby, easy with the fucking garlic. Over here. Hey. Dude, look at the size of Struve walking around the cage. It's like the cage is up to his navel. It's like a little kid's cage How the fuck did no one put a basketball in your hand? Well

Do you hate money? He's a Holland guy He's from Holland They don't even know what basketball is until they come over here Fucking Google that shit Mrs. Struve It's like taking you out of Colorado and making you play cricket Yeah, I wish someone did

Hey, mate, we need a cricket star As soon as you're done breeding in Mexico, come on over and play cricket. Breeding in Mexico. Everyone who plays cricket comes from a football background. English football. We don't hit each other. We need someone who plays cricket who's more physical. This homeboy didn't get enough credit.

Talking about M1 world champion and Bellator world champion. Yeah, he's a tough guy. Bellator literally cannot hold a heavyweight champion. When was the last time you even thought about the heavyweight? You look at him. He bounced. That's what I'm saying. They can't hold him.

That's why I want Roy Nelson, Bobby Lashley world title fight. Or they have to do an Indian reservation. I don't give a fuck what you do it. They have to. Do them to buy. But you know why? No, i get you you know i'm saying all natural but also all day why not have fedor mitrione for a world title fight so at least there's a belt right well fedor you know and mitrione was a changing of the guard for sure mitrione knocking out fedor was basically okay this this ride's over you know's essentially over. If he wants to keep doing it, he can keep doing it.

It's been over, though, you know? For sure. But that was more American fans. But, like, the people in the know, that Maledonado fight. You're right. Fabio Maldonado. I was like, let's go. It's over.

Semmy Schiltz, old school. So he's training with Semmy Schiltz. That's a good sign. He was training in Southern Cali for a while. He's good, man. He's a monster. He's good, man. He's a monster. Tall. 15 first-round finishes.

His last fight, he beat Roy Nelson. Did he? Yeah, that's when Roy was like, all right, see you, man. Went to Bellator. That's what happened? Yep. Was it a decision? Roy was a free.

Yeah, he beat Roy by decision. But then Roy's contract was up, and he went with Bellator. Well, I can't blame him. He's always had words with Dana, you know. They've always gone back and forth. Yeah.

I can't blame him. It's a good move for Roy. It's a good move for a lot of guys. You know what's a good fucking fight coming up? Who? Paul Daly

is fighting Lorenz Larkin. That's a great fight. It's a very good fight. You know? I mean, Daly is fighting Lorenz Larkin. That's a great fight. It's a very good fight. You know? I mean, Daly had that real close fight with the Bellator champ. The fuck's his name? No, he got murked by Roy McDonald.

Daly got taken down. Yeah. Lima. Douglas Lima. Oh, you're talking about Larkin. Yeah, Larkin had a real good fight with Lima. Good fight. Larkin got hurt in that fight but yeah yeah um i feel like uh it's very possible that rory mcdonald's the best welterweight on the planet i think he is he beat woodley

woodley's our champ and he looked so goddamn technical did you see did you see what rory said about uh robbie lawler no he was doing like a reddit Q&A or Facebook Q&A and then went hey um do you think uh Lawler was on steroids when you fought him and it wasn't like ah maybe he was like I'm convinced he was whoa I know god damn Rory why is he convinced I don't know you'd have to ask him resiliency but Robbie's always been like that he's always been like super resilient Robbie Lawler for god's sakes, yeah. I have no idea for what it is. He didn't look any different than he's ever looked, right?

It always looks the same. I don't know what to believe. He fought that same way against Cowboy. I don't know what to believe, all right? I know, right? After this John Jones thing, you're like, who knows? Are we like, who knows? Or are we like, God, that kind of makes sense now.

I was putting all my Easter bunny chips in the dick pills basket. Not me. But I pretended it didn't happen. It's like your girl cheats on you, you just forget about it. I close my eyes and go to sleep and hope it's real. Wake up and, I know. It's real. I know. They're all natural. I know. They're all natural. He's just murking everybody.

Yeah. Robbie looked exactly the same when he fought Cowboy and he fought the same way too. Like the third round was a rough round for Cowboy. He was coming on strong. Robbie looked exactly the same when he fought Cowboy, and he fought the same way, too. Like, the third round was a rough round for Cowboy. He was coming on strong. Robbie was coming on strong as Cowboy. Robbie took the second round off. He took the second round off. I said the third round was a rough round for Cowboy.

Oh, yeah, yeah. 100%. Robbie was taking it to him. Bad. Hard body shots. Good fight, though. Very good fight. I love Cowboy.

Excellent fight. People are like, Cowboy got robbed. I'm like, nah, I actually had Robbie win in that one. One and three. If it wasn't a draw, I would think that you, I like going towards the guy who's winning the fight in the last round, too, the way Pride used to do it. But he also definitely won the first round, definitely won the third round. I didn't have it as a draw. And the second round's not a 10-8.

And this is someone who's biased as fuck for Cowboy. Yeah, I agree. I was like, ah, God damn it, Cowboy. I agree. Was that fight um under the new rules it was right sure was yes oh god damn everybody's got to be on these goddamn new rules how tall are these two this is the main event already we've paid attention to three minutes of the last fights yeah a couple of dad bods the horrible triangle attempts by the chicks

and you kept calling them sweetie Honey Come on honey Lock it up Come on sweetie pie Come on cutie Just a couple tall boys here Super tall You gotta admit

You gotta get a point about that You're talking about the international Right the international Don't fuck around Exotica Jesus That guy's got a total Norman Rockwell haircut National fuck around. Exotica. Jesus. Ba-na-ba-na-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. That guy's got a total Norman Rockwell haircut.

He could be in a soda shop somewhere talking to a little kid with his dog. With his dog. Goddamn, Struve has on those giant basketball shorts. God, Struve hasn't fought in a long time. It's been a while. His fucking heart stopped for a second there. Yeah, he had like some serious problems, right? Yeah, he had to have heart surgery, man.

Then they thought he was done. Did he have heart surgery? Yeah, they had to put like something in his heart. Straight up heart surgery, son. Really? Yes. Holy shit. I thought it was just like some sort of an illness.

God, you know what? I feel like you'd have some sort of surgery scar. I don't see it over his heart. Is that fake news, Jamie? Sometimes they go into the armpit when they do certain surgeries for the heart. They go in through your armpit and through the sidewall of your body.

Oh! So they don't have to open your chest up like a chicken. You might be right, because I know he had some serious shit going on, because we had the same manager at the time. Oh, neat. And they're supposed to fight Mitch Rihon.

That uppercut might land one of these times. You know what's interesting is Volkov is like one of the few guys that he's ever fought that's pretty close to him in the reach department.

Travis Brown. Remember Travis Brown said, oh, you're tall, cool. Superman punch. Yeah. Skyscraper. That was amazing. Amazing.

One of the best knockouts ever. He might have avoided surgery. He might have avoided it? How did he do that? Because remember the UFC one-lamp fight because he had to do something about it

because the UFC was like too much of a risk. Yeah, he had some sort of a serious issue. Damn, he's putting the rape choke on against the cage. How many times

did dudes run into those guys with the cameras? I've seen it happen once. Not a lot, but these guys are so tall those cameramen better have their head on a swivel. Also, powerful Volkov has a stingray tattoo on his back, like Moana.

That's a Moana tattoo. Yeah. You're welcome. Oh, man, what a great movie. It's a good movie, man. The Rock. Can you make that guy get more talented? Bad motherfucker.

Oh! High kick. See, Struve on the ground knows trouble. That motherfucker's guard is crazy. It says right here. Hmm. Modified workout regimen, dietary changes, and blood pressure medication. That's the word regimen.

That's one word that I really don't like saying. Blood pressure medication. Listen. Oh, shit. There's that uppercut I was talking about, son. Struve cracked him with that right hand. That uppercut's landing. The uppercut I was talking about, son. Struve cracked him with that right hand. That uppercut's landing. Uppercut's trouble.

Oh! I'd be worried about Struve when the going gets rough in this fight. He has to undergo another cardiovascular examination within six months in order to maintain eligibility. That's interesting. Struve will, however, be required to undergo... Oh, gotcha. Interesting. Well, you know, people that undergo an... Oh, gotcha. Interesting. Well, you know, people that are really that tall,

they a lot of times have problems with their heart. Apparently it's just super difficult for your heart... It's like a Great Dane, for God's sake. ...to pump blood through all that tissue. Oh, no. Name the tallest grandpa you know. Go. They're all dead.

They're all dead. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real bummer. But there are some basketball players, we've gone over this, that are still really tall. Have we gone over this?

Yeah, Jamie and I have. You know what the key is? Pussy. You gotta get a lot of pussy. Dick and girls down. Just dick them down all the time. Get that blood pressure going. Just get excited about it.

Get those texts. Yeah, but when you're older, it's tough. Like, you're old and gray. Caffeine. You should be 12 shots. Those dick pills. Who's the oldest guy that gets laid on a regular basis? Hugh Hefner's still laying it down, isn't he?

Is he, though? To those young... I'm taking pictures with a smoking jacket on and taking naps. Bro, first of all... Yeah, right? That uppercut's landing me. I'm telling you. How the fuck has a not-tell-all book come out about him just having limp dick all the

time with all these three hot chicks and just the shit he goes through to get it up? And they're like, come on, half. He's got an oil drum filled with Viagra by the bed. He's taking fists and fucking chewing them down like peanut M&Ms. Is that Will Chamberlain? Yeah, but he's dead. I know, but he lasted for a while. He didn't live that long, man.

That's not that old. No, that dick game's still strong at 63. Yeah, 63. He probably died coming. Like, how old's Hugh Hefner? That's his thing, dicking girls down. But I feel like it's all a lie. They're all like, yeah, just take a nap.

We'll chill here while we make noises. Yeah. Just pace. Yeah. He's eating graham crackers and shit. Yeah, he has graham crackers in the bed. Can't believe it's going down in that room. God, Hugh's really laying it down.

Meanwhile, Hugh's snoring and farting. Meanwhile, it's just a soundtrack. Kimchi farts. Old man farts. Smell like tobacco pipes. What the fuck is... Oh, Volkov's on top here. Dropping them hammers.

Yeah, Hugh's not fucking anyone. He might be. Yeah, he could not fucking anyone. He might be. Yeah, he could just be like the ultimate ladies, man. What is the oldest living basketball player, pro basketball player? Wasn't Bill Russell fairly old? He's still alive. How old is he? I saw Clyde Drexler in Vegas eating alone.

He's hammering him. Bill Russell's 83. That's amazing. And he's a tall dude, right? Isn't he in high sixes? He's tall as fuck. He's like six-something? Six-ten or something? That's amazing that he's that healthy

at that age. Yeah, he's six-ten. Six-ten. Jesus. That's not crazy. Oh, he's fucked up. Wow. They're both fucked up, though. Big cut. Yeah. Big cut, big nose. He's really in a sting race Oh got He's super in a sting race

I'm not mad at that too I celebrated a sting race myself I wonder why Cause he's a stinger Yeah look at Bill Russell 83 Tallest man I can just tell by looking at him

He's not taking anyone down You don't think so? No he's not The shoulders The posture Yeah exactly He looks sad Wow

Struve teeing off here Watch the uppercut. Boom, there it is. Keeps sneaking over that left arm. Dude, that knee is what cut him. That glancing knee. You don't want to be in there again, Struve. Hugh's like married to a dime piece still, though. He finally settled down, wifed up.

And he also sold the mansion, you know that? Yeah. But he still lives in the back house or something? Well, he had some weird deal. He was trying to sell the mansion for like 200 million bucks, but he had to live there. That was part of the deal. I don't know if he actually sold it. I think he did. Someone bought it. I was like, yeah, you can chill in the back, bitch. That's just weird. I'm

buying it. I'm like, yeah, I'll do that. And he's like, get your old ass out. Well, you gotta realize, like, how much time does he have left? Like, how much? Can he live 10 years? How old is he? Hugh? He turned 90 last year.

He's a solid five years left. His wife's 29. Wife's 29. Let me see. First of all, he's 90. She's 29? Yeah. Oh, she's 30 this year.

Congratulations. Good for you, girl. You won the lotto You bad person You whore She's fine dude Leave her alone I'm not mad at her

You're my bad Leave her alone No I'm not mad at her She's beautiful Do your thing girl Good god Those are totally real tits too by the way My word Hugh

You have outkicked your coverage old man Without a doubt She is What did you bring up The best picture of all time by a chick Get a full body No she's hot dude Dude she is Smokes I mean she Well coverage, old man. Without a doubt. She is. What, did you bring up the best picture of all time by a kick? Get a full body. No, she's hot, dude.

Dude, she is. She's legitimately hot. Smokes. I mean, it's huge. Well, that one you brought up was great. Okay, she's looking a little long in the face there. Long in the face? How dare you? She's 30 years old.

You son of a bitch. Dude, she's hot there, though. You are a mean person. She's pretty there. Ooh. Good for you, Hugh. She's more than hot there, though. You are a mean person. She's pretty there. Good for you, Hugh. She's more than hot enough. I wonder if they have, like, an arrangement.

Meaning? Like, if her trainer comes over and just runs trains on her. With his fucking apprentice. Yeah, I got a couple friends coming over. Hey, we're going to do a little workout. Do you think he has, like, an open relationship? Yeah, I think you got to. There's no way.

If his heart is a normal heart, he can fuck more than once a month. Bro, you're talking about Hugh Hefner. You're talking about Hugh Hefner, the legend. This is what he does, bro. Oh, shit. Eye poke? Come on. Damn it.

Look at his old basic wives. Those were the basic days Before he got fucking rich And made a playboy How many does he have? He had one of them He was flying a plane When he met her Look

It's just fucking That's the captain's hat The fuck's he doing? It's tilted to the side It's from World War I and shit That's what he's doing 1949 He was ahead of the game

When it comes to Tilting your hat sideways. Yeah, that's a poke, all right. 100%. Dude, how about... Because remember, you had the TV show where you had the three girls. I've slept with over a thousand women. Yes, I have. I mean...

Who's that one? Oh, does it say tell all? God tell all god she's looking yeah but here's the thing no one's reading those books you're right you know what when you're right you're right the fuck out he looks like a he looks like a mannequin there he looks like shit there he's been throwing dick for a long time but he's also probably had some super boring conversations with these chicks for a long time let's talk to 23 year old you want to ram your head in the goddamn ground after meanwhile he's marrying these chicks he's paying a price bro he is i think it's like part of like what's for his brand. He's a well-read guy, too. Oh!

Oh, there's that uppercut. He's not a moron. This is a fucking good fight, man. Great fight. Five rounds. Jesus Christ. They're super bloody. Yeah. Is this the second? Or the

third? This is the third. Boy, that cheekbone is fucked up on volkov he got his last divorce because his wife was unfaithful son of a bitch oh how dare you he filed for divorce and says his wife was the unfaithful one see those are those are three new bitches i was talking about the ones from the Playhouse one. Miss Conrad cheated on him early in the relationship. God, how are you going to cheat on Hugh, you son of a bitch? How dare she?

This is my thing, though. Let's say, could you, when I was a single man, I dated a girl who was friends with Hugh. Could you marry a girl who dated Hugh Hefner? It's kind of a red flag, yeah? Seems like it'd be an issue. Right? Yeah, it would come up. If she ever talked any crazy shit, he'd be like, ahem.

I'm like, what? What'd you say? Dated a 100-year-old man. And why did she do that? Shut your mouth. To be in a magazine in 2016. Are you shitting me? No one reads magazines either, you dumb bitch.

Maybe she did it for the experience. Yeah, maybe just like, you know, one of those bucket list things. But maybe he just has a strong dick game too, Joe. You forget about that. It's Hugh Hefner for a reason. It's true, right? Maybe a big old summer sausage for a dick. Yeah, just a giant fucking...

You gotta think that if you're a guy like Hugh Hefner, like, all these years of doing this, all these years of banging chicks, like, it's gotta get boring after a while. Super boring. So you start fucking dudes. Ah! Like, what do you do after a while when you're Hugh Hefner?

Um, I don't know. I think he, like, plays backgammon or something. He has a bunch of kids, though. Yeah. He's got a gang of kids. The magazine tried having no naked girls in it. They did that for about a year. How dare you?

Oh, yeah. Let me get my fucking Playboy subscription, because I want to know about the politics. What are you guys doing? Super important to read articles, Brendan. This is a good fucking fight, man. Good ass leg kicks. Great fight. Volkov with some solid technique.

But so Struve. Oh, nice knee to the body. Struve is not a spring chicken, but he's been around for a long fucking time. God damn But he's been around for a long God damn he's been fighting for a long time I mean think about that Travis Brown basically out of the picture now Roy kind of over

Roy Think about it he fought Pat Berry He fought shit everybody Yeah he's been around for a long fucking time So is Travis Brown done? I don't know He's what he's lost 5 out of the last 6 Or 6 out of the 7 or some shit around for a long fucking time. So is Travis Brown done? I don't know. What, he's lost five out of his last six or six out of his seven or some shit? You know, Josh Barnett was super impressed with him in preparation for this last fight.

That Russian dude put the squeeze on him. It doesn't matter, though, because when you lose five out of six, you know, like, we don't care what you do in training. He didn't look, I mean, he looked good in the beginning. In the beginning, he looked good. He looked all right. He was moving around. But he didn't look like, you know,

he doesn't look like vintage Travis Brown. I feel like he needs to go back to Albuquerque. But maybe he just doesn't want to do it anymore. That's possible. That's the other thing. Like, him and Ronda got married, maybe just time to move on, which isn't a bad thing. Like, sometimes everyone wants these guys to keep fighting, but maybe there's more

form out there. He's a good guy, too. That's the other thing. The bad thing is when you don't move on and you keep fighting and you don there's more form out there. He's a good guy, too. That's the other thing. The bad thing is when you don't move on and you keep fighting and you don't want to. Preach. Ooh, knee to the body. Volkov, turn it on. Ooh, lazy sidekick. I gotta piss so hard.

Do it. Yes. Let it go. Let it go. This podcast has been brought to you by life, ladies and gentlemen. The smooth, sweet, relaxing experiences of life. It's a good fight so far, Jamie. You enjoying this? Yes. These tooters are huge.

Yeah, they're giant. Stefan's troop is seven feet tall. And this guy is like not quite as tall as him, but he's in the neighborhood. I think Volkov is probably about 6'8". How tall is he? I'm guessing 6'8". He's 4 inches shorter. So, yeah.

I think Struve is just 7 feet. So, pretty close. It's an interesting situation the heavyweight division has because you essentially have Alistair Overeem, who really looks like the only credible challenge other than Francis Ngannou. situation the heavyweight division has because you essentially have Alistair Overeem who's really looks like the only credible challenge other than Francis Ngannou Francis Ngannou needs like a big win over somebody and he would have gotten it uh if he had beaten Junior Dos Santos that would have been his big yeah it's a big cut Francis would have gotten the possibility or the opportunity

rather to get a big win over a real big name with Junior, but Junior pissed hot. So now Francis has to wait for another opponent, but he's the most exciting challenger. But you still have Alistair. I think Derek Lewis is coming back. Who just beat Derek Lewis? Somebody beat Derekrick Lewis.

Oh, Mark Hunt. He kind of beat his ass. Wasn't the best fight for Derrick. And then he quit. He retired after it was over, and he changed his mind. Point is, there's only, like, legitimately, like, four or five real contenders that are exciting in the whole heavyweight division, which is just crazy. Oh, my God. He poked him again.

He's fighting for Doom in October. Stefan Struve just poked Volkov again. God damn it. They're too tall. Yeah. Too tall to be fighting. Mark Goddard is going to straighten it out. There's some downsides to being too tall.

Like, you look like shit in clothes. No shoes look cool. You know, downsides to being too tall. Like, you look like shit in clothes. No shoes look cool. You know, like, they're just too big. No scuba gear if you want to just rent shit. You ever think about that when you're too tall?

Yeah, he's got size 80 feet. Name a car you're going to get. Yeah. Oh, you want a GT3? Not up in there. You wouldn't fit. Yeah, like, that was the thing with Shaq.

He would buy cars and cut out the back seat. It sucks, man. Put a giant-ass seat in there. There's only certain cars you can have. You think there'll ever be a super heavyweight division? Never. There's not enough heavyweights.

It seems to me that they shouldn't have a weight class. It's just like the heavyweight division in boxing. Like when David Haye fought Valuev, I think Valuev is 300 pounds. Yeah, so you're saying there's just 206 and above to the limit? 225. Yeah, like 225. I think there should be a 205, a 225, and then have at it, fuckers. Yeah.

225 on up. I wonder why they don't do that. But there's also, you're going to get some slop. Like usually, typically, especially with the Golden Snitch around these days, if you're over 280, you're getting sloppy up in there. It's bad for the product. The mountain. That guy ain't passing any test.

Yeah. Including a math test. He's doing nothing. Nothing. He might pass immigration. Fuck, it'd be tough, man. Nothing. He might pass immigration.

Fuck, it'd be tough, man. I bet he could do something like, what are those stones called? What are those big fucking stones? Atlas stones. He'd probably pass an Atlas stone certification test. That's about it. That's about it. It's just bad for the look.

Look at the size of that dude picking up rocks and shit. God, if he hears this And I run into him It's gonna be trouble I think he'll be okay He's fucking huge Conor McGregor Whooped his ass He did

You saw that Did he How did he die In Game of Thrones He got stabbed With a spear And then they brought him Back to life

With witchcraft Bro I didn't know Right now They then they brought him back to life with witchcraft Bro, I didn't know right now. They're trying to bring back life. I don't know they fucking did it for God's sakes Last time I saw him is he crushed that guy's face like this But you know where I'm at in the goddamn game. I thought you already passed it. Nah, man. Well, trust me. It's worth watching I bet I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I assume they were bringing him back though. It's tough to avoid spoilers when shit came out years ago.

These guys are rock-em-sock-em robot in this bitch. Struve looks more tired. Good thing he has that big heart. Cardio, man. Cardio is such a giant factor in fights Dude in heavyweight It is a huge

Every division But really heavyweight Yeah yeah for sure Oh that's it There you go That's it When Skyscraper falls down There you go

That's it I wonder how many more times we see Struve fight How many more times is he going to get KO'd How many times has he been KO'd Alistar flatlined him Travis Brown KO'd him this dude just KO'd him Roy KO'd him Roy KO'd him I feel like it looks worse because he's so goddamn tall you know I'm saying like if a Burger King burns down we don't watch it if a skyscraper burns down we watching it's a good point you know I'm saying that's a good point he KO'd Stipe inside light kick then boom yeah he knocked out steepay it's also heavyweights like that's what

you do you get like people get knocked out man yep this is true this is true how many people watch this you think boom that uppercut yeah it's over worldwide how many people watch this nah man you is this on fight pass just fight pass how many people on fight pass this is the subscriptions is it around 200 000. i have no idea i bet it's more than that don't you think i don't no so is the only way this is playing on five pass? Yeah, you have to pay for it, right? What about in Rotterdam? It's like on Fox Sports. Un Schneider over there or something?

It's a, like, that's a great move. Look at Bruce. Look at Bruce Buffer. Bruce looks exhausted. I'm going to fire up. Here we go. Here we go. God, Bruce goes everywhere.

He does. Listen, if you want to keep that job, that's what you do. You have to go everywhere. Yeah. They use that Joe Martinez, though, too, because he speaks Spanish. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's really good. I've known Joe forever.

And he was in WC. But if Bruce wants to take a break, he can. You don't have to fly to Rotterdam for one night. You know, that's one of the reasons why he didn't want to get his knee operated on. Because he didn't want to take some time off. He's got a blown ACL. Did you see the video? Blown his ACL out? Yeah. It's

classic. Yeah, sad. He's doing like a fucking karaoke thing. And he fell. At the, uh, in Las Vegas. Man, who the fuck? They took Francis off the car, didn't they? Yeah. Breaking my heart.

Well, the Junior Dos Santos thing breaks my heart, too, because it was just a diuretic. Like, I don't get it. They found a trace amount of a diuretic in his system. Like, that is not helping him. That is not going to help him fight. You know what I mean? It's just not. The only thing that could be is you could say that a diuretic might be used to mask steroids

True, I think they do do that correct, right? So there's potentially was masked something which I don't think so But also no one else wants to step up the plate and fight Francis mmm who wants to look that's terrifying Fuck all that Short notice yeah, you want Alistair over here was like not Alistair like mmm good Alistair over him turned it down Alistair's right about to fight for the title who else is there? We got you got for doom verse Derek Lewis now. Yeah, Lewis saving people in Houston. Shout out Derek Lewis. Yeah Person saving people with his truck

Save people this goddamn truck. What well who else I mean when Derek fights Verdum if Verdum wins he's got a real good real good argument for him being the next in line but if he doesn't or if it's not a good fight or if anything goes sideways you got Alistair that's it who else is there

Francis Francis hasn't have a big name or a big person yet if Francis beat Junior Dos Santos you got a big name or a big person yet. If Francis beat Junior Dos Santos, you've got a big name. Yeah, we're going Sizzler. Yeah, but... The heavyweight division is so rough. The potential Francis has is absolutely world champion potential, 100%.

But it's just like, do you make the fight right now? Who else does he fight? The JDS was the... Mark Hunt. Francis? Mark Hunt's fighting some random Russian who's ranked 11 in Australia. They don't want to take him off that. Mark Hunt, Francis makes sense. Mark Hunt, JDS makes sense.

You give him a big name so he can starch him, then you give him a title shot. Well, JDS already fought Mark Hunt. Remember? JDS wheel kicked him back in the day. But I don't know if JDS is the same anymore. Definitely not. But he's still a Definitely not. Yeah. But he's still a tough character.

Yeah. He beat Rothwell. Remember that? Super looking forward. He looked good against Rothwell. Looked great. And I think that's when Rockwell might have peed electric. Number four.

Peed electric. It's true. And then, okay, Kane. Obviously, we're missing Kane. But the reason why we're missing Kane is we're not completely convinced that Kane's healthy. No, we have no idea when he's going to fight. Yeah, I mean, who knows? God, I'd watch Francis versus Kane.

But Kane's fighting Stipe next when he's healthy. That's the fight they're going to make. That's what they want to make. Yeah, but, man, I mean, when he's healthy, those are three weird words. Yeah, those are kind of key. Is he retiring? He's going to retire? It sounded like Dan Hart said, I love you.

Can never tell. He said, I'm sure we'll see improved Stefan Struve when he's ready to return to the octagon. Look at my bow tie. Yeah, I just feel like at heavyweight. So let's say Kane. Let's say Kane will get healthy. So you have Stipe Kane next, which is an amazing fight.

Alistair's win over Fabrizio was awful. Francis Alistair, man. Or Mark Hunt. So Mark Hunt's fighting that, uh... Mark Hunt's supposed to fight that Merson cat. What do you think about DC versus Stipe? Love it. I like DC's chance in that fight, too.

He's got a real good chance. DC was a murderer at heavyweight. Beat the shit out of Josh Barnett. Not losing any weight. Didn't cut a goddamn thing. Shorter than everybody. Threw him around like frisbees. Straight up.

Goddamn. But look, after seven in both divisions, it gets super suspect. It says CSS champion John Jones. It should just be a dot, dot, dot for now. It should be needle, needle, needle. Oh, how dare you. Is that too much? Just piss, piss, piss.

Just have the pills be like a dot, dot, dot, dot. Look at the fights coming up. So UFC fight night, Rockhold Branch. Okay. Shogun St. Prue 2, how dare you. Ferguson Lee, though. That's what I'm banking on, baby. Yeah, that's a good fight.

That's the big one. But I like Rockhold Branch too, man. I really you. Ferguson Lee, though. That's what I'm banking on, baby. Yeah, that's a good fight. That's the big one. But I like Rockhold Branch, too, man. I really do. I like that fight. Nunes Shevchenko's fun. Yeah, that's going to be fun. Oh, you're doing that one, yeah? Yeah, I am doing that one.

Yeah. I was going to be in Edmonton as it is, but now they have two world title fights on the card. They have the Bantamweight title, and then they have Mighty Mouse, too. Mighty Mouse Ray Borg. Yeah, that's a weird one, right? Because Mighty Mouse wants to break the record. He had an opportunity to break the record if he fought TJ. And a lot of people are like...

Turn the TJ fight down. And I heard they offered him good money. And he still was like, nah, give me Ray Borg. Well, he said he wants TJ to fight someone at 125 pounds first. He wants to know that he can make the weight and get a win. But even TJ, he was like, I can make the weight. I was on track to make weight. I don't know.

It sounds like a lot of excuse from TJ. I love TJ. But also him fighting Ray Borg. Well, he's really close to history. I mean, I get it and I don't get it. I get it and I don't because you want to be a star, you've got to fight TJ, fight Dominic Cruz. You've got to fight Cody Garbrandt.

You're just going to stay beat. Ray Borg's a monster. Has a great nickname. He's a Mexican devil, for God's sakes. However, it does nothing. But it does nothing for Demetrius, besides, I guess, breaking the record. Right, but he might not even make the weight. Ray Borg's missed the weight a couple times.

There's a lot going on. How many times has Ray Borg missed weight? Let's see if we can find that. I want to say he's missed it twice. It's a tricky weight class. It's like when John Lineker was the big thing. Everybody's thinking about him fighting for the title. He just couldn't make the weight.

He just couldn't do it. He just missed it half the time. Headline said, Ray B Borg sick of fans. Is that what it said? It said sick fans for missing weight. Hmm, what do we got here? Does it say? Let me know when you find it, Jeremy.

But like Ray Borg versus DJ, it does nothing. No one cares. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't. No one cares, but it does get him to that magical number. For personal reasons, it's a good powerful lizard on his shirt. For personal reasons, it's good for DJ.

Why does he have a lizard on his shirt? Because lizards are awesome. Is he super into lizards? I don't know, man. That's a good question. Yeah. I like fancy stuff. I would not put a lizard on my suit.

Dan, I want you to wear this pewter lizard. Maybe it stands for something. it stands for our love dan wear the lizard wear the lizard for me what will i do to explain it doesn't dan want to fight yeah they've fucked him over man he's got like some issue with his heart that is totally non-life threateningthreatening, and he's in fantastic shape, or he was before he stepped away. And they were saying that he has an irregular heartbeat, like he has an extra heartbeat. But with that stuff, you know it's tough, man. I know. It's such a risk for the commissions that grant him to fight.

Let's say his heart fucking exploded and there's some shit. I don't know, man. I don't think anything. I think he's fine. He's super fit. But also, what's he going to do? What are you going to do, Dan? Like, you're great at competing.

You got this gig. What are you going to do? Stop doing that and come back and compete at 170? You beating Woodley? I think you'd come back at 155. Okay, let's do 55. Doesn't he look very lean? He doesn't look the same anymore.

True. True. Who knows? Who knows? He missed it twice. Missed it twice? He won both those fights. Yeah.

See, that ain't good, though. It's not good. It's not good when you got a guy with a lot of pressure on him, headed towards the title. Dude, you start looking for excuses. They start, you know, if you lost, if you,

on two separate occasions you haven't made the weight. That's like the argument with Khabib, right? We've been over that. He lost in a fight in between those two fights. He did?

Yeah. Who'd he lose to? Justin Scoggins. Scoggins is no fucking joke. Tough customer. Where's he at these days? I don't know. 125 just, it does nothing for me.

I'm a sizist. Oh, dare you. I know. Is Mighty Mouse your pound for pound number one? Dare you. He's still your number one? He is now for sure. John was my number one after Merck in D.C., but.

Yeah, I moved John closer to the number one position, although I think they're debatable and interchangeable, because I think Mighty Mouse wins in these spectacular ways. But against who? But against who? That's the big... He's beaten, you know, it's not like that's the toughest division at all. Wow, he lost to Pedro Munoz? God damn, who is that?

Oh, word. Those are the two guys. Hmm, interesting. But yeah, the only argument with Mighty mouse is who's he beating you know like you thought so hudo was seven and oh for god's sakes yeah well you know what man there's a lot of like super technical guys in that division i just feel like there's no one i mean so hudo was really green in terms of mma i mean, he really had not been fighting MMA that long. He's a fantastic wrestler, but his

MMA experience was only a couple of years. Too much too soon, yeah. But that's the division. A guy 7-0 gets a title shot. There's not a lot going on there. I need to stop being a fatty. That's a good... Well, that helps me feel comfortable. You're going to make weight. Reborg, I'm missing weight. I need to stop being

a fatty. He's like fat-sh shaming himself i'm not behind that um so it's it's the co-main event them and then nunez shevchenko yeah how many pay-per-view buys does that do any guess you tell me neil magny and dos anjos oh that's actually interesting. Rafael Dos Anjos is back. What do you think he can do at 170? He looked goddamn good in his debut at 170. You're talking about Dos Anjos? Yeah. He looked very good against Tarek Safedine. He did look good.

He looks thick as fuck. Yeah, he looked shred in that picture. Yeah, and that's how he looks when he's fighting, too. Is that pre-Usada? That picture pre-Usada? No comment. Shading, angles. Instagram.

Instagram filters. Those are filters, bro. Dude, I'll tell you the funnest fight on that card, Jeremy Stevens, Melendez, Gilbert Melendez. That's right. Nobody even thought about that. That's the funnest fight. That's a phenomenal fight. It's a good one.

That's a chaos fight. Yes. So wait a minute. Is El Nino going down to 45, or is Jeremy Stevens going up? that that's the funnest that's a phenomenal fight it's a good one that's a chaos fight yes so wait a minute is el nino going down to 45 or is jeremy stevens going up it's 45 it says it there it's 45 so gilbert is cutting weight down to 45 has he ever done that before dude they still have fucking jds and francis on this card oh take that dare? Take that down. Be able to tune in and be like, what the fuck? Where, um,

what, what weight is it? Does it say? Most positive, it's 45. So he's cutting weight and he's going down to 45. That's crazy.

That's interesting. Boy, I don't know. He's never done that before And he's like He's gotta be like 35 36 No

35 35 So he really is See it says 155 There Hmm We'll find out

We'll find out soon Anything more to add Brendan Shaw Before we wrap this bitch up I don't think so, man. It's been real. It's been real, brother. Finally, we got back together and did one of these, huh?

Even with half a crew. Half the crew. We have no conspiracies with Eddie. Brian not dropping some old school knowledge on us. You're lucky because in Rotterdam, I'm sure he had some gems for you. Yeah, he probably explained the government to us. He explained the whole government system. And then Eddie, I went, man, I feel a little flat today. And Eddie went, did you say flat? Yeah, he probably explained the government to us. He explained the whole government system.

And then Eddie, I went, man, I feel a little flat today. And Eddie went, did you say flat? Yeah. And then just went off. Eddie's full on these days, apparently. They were debating whether or not North Korea is, like, what's happening in North Korea. Like, he doesn't believe any of it. And they were debating, like, why you don't fall off the earth.

Is that what was going on if the earth is spinning so fast and we're going so fast through and on a turn how come we're not just flying off of it and we say debating being who uh other dudes that are there with them it's like one of those things where you could find out about gravity you just do a google search and you know read some papers about how how mass works and you know how it works in space and what gravity is and what causes the force of gravity it's all it's all they've done experiments for hundreds of years that's fake news according to them joe you know it's fake news i think he's enjoying himself i think half the fun you don't think he really believes it i think he does enjoying himself. I think half the fun with Eddie is... You don't think he really believes it? I think he does. But half the reason why he believes it is because he's enjoying himself. Like, he's, like, he's spicing up life with these wacky conspiracies.

Like, everything's a goddamn conspiracy. Everything. You never hear Eddie, like, look at something that's in the news and go, well, it's probably we're just looking into it too much. Never. Everything. Like, even that Chester Benningnington the lincoln park guy he's like you know about that right like i don't he believes i don't man i def definitely don't but the problem with that one is man like the guy's dead and if he killed himself he's got kids and a family like six kids mr rogan six kids that's a hard one it's a hard pill to swallow yeah but also i think you need people like eddie in this world i want i like that he's in the world

like i don't want everyone to agree with all the news oh well i think it's fun to a certain point well that's one of the reasons why eddie says you jujitsu genius it's because he marches to the beat of his own drummer i mean he really does he has like ideas in his head and then he's just like we're gonna make this fucking work but when you say drum it's not like your standard drum it's like a starship drum and there's that alien with seven arms banging it while we're you're not sure if the eclipse is real or if nasa it's a nasa hoax to sell sunglasses ah it's hilarious see i. Callan, it drives them nuts. But I'm like, I want colorful people in the world, man. Callan is almost as silly in the other direction.

Correct. Callan never believes anything's a conspiracy. Ever. He thinks Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. And he'll tell you about, actually, you should read Vincent Bugliosi's book. Like, yeah, I have. It sucks. You didn't read it.

Then I feel like we're in the middle. You and I usually agree on it. Like, I'm like, I could see that. You know, like yeah I have it sucks you didn't read it then I feel like we're in the middle you and I usually agree like I'm like I could see that you know like I get it like I'll entertain it but to until we start talking about the earth is flat

then I'm out any shit that doesn't really involve me where I don't either have a stake in it or I don't actually know what happened I don't have a dog

in that fight me neither but I like hearing both sides yeah and I'll swing back and dog in that fight. Me neither. I like hearing both sides. Yeah. And I'll swing back and forth in my own head. Like, I don't convince myself.

My own self. I'll, like, say something. I'll go, man, you're probably wrong about that. And then I'll start arguing against myself. Oh, dude, what about this? Dude, I was convinced that Bigfoot was actually real for, like, 20 minutes. Goddamn joke. And I was like, you fucking idiot. Not lately.

No, a long time ago. I was so high. I was watching the video of Bigfoot, like real for like 20 minutes. Goddamn, Joe Rogan. Not lately. No, a long time ago. I was so high. I was watching the video of Bigfoot, the famous video, and I was like, what if Bigfoot's real and I'm just an asshole? What if this whole time I've been saying, it's fake, it's fake, meanwhile it's not fake, and that poor guy actually captured it on film? That poor guy. But see, if you sat me with a Bigfoot expert, I'm not so close-minded, I'm just going to

shut him down. I'm going to listen to it and then be like, maybe. Until you realize there are a Bigfoot expert, I'm not so close-minded. I'm just going to shut him down. I'm going to listen to it and then be like, maybe. Until you realize there are no Bigfoot experts. Every Bigfoot expert you meet is kind of a loon. It's full of shit. A lot of them are super nice guys. But when you get deep in them, I had one dude on the podcast tell me he would cut his pinky off to find out if Sasquatch was real.

He's a grown man. I don't know if Sasquatch was real. He's a grown man. I don't know. Like, I had a guy who wanted to follow the eclipse through all the states I drive with. He flew up to Portland. You want to suck your dick before or after you put the sunglasses on? See, that's why I said, he's the maintenance guy around my house. I told him to get the fuck out. I can't have you around my kid. Weird.

Weird. Yeah. Weird. There's some weird people, man. There are definitely weird kid. Weird. Weird. Yeah. Weird. There's some weird people, man. There are definitely weird people. Weird. But it's fun to believe some of that stuff. Hey, man, let's go look at the sun over and over and over again.

Look through the eclipse over and over and over again. With these glasses. I could look at a picture of the eclipse and go, I get it. Yep. Then I'm done. I'm good. I'm fucking good. I'm good.

And then he's saying the next one's in like 24 years in Dallas Okay I'll be there see ya I'll meet you there bro talk to you then He's like I'm gonna buy a property down there and rent it out For one of the clips You're talking about for the one fucking day It's a terrible business idea Super smart plan for one day 20 years from now

You're gonna clean up you'll make like $100 You're gonna kill it bro How much property you you buying, man? I'd probably charge them double. Like, what are you doing? Well, they're just going to stand outside your house with glasses and then get back in their car and go, yeah, I was done. That's it.

They don't need to stay the night for that. And does it happen in the sun? Like, is it the summertime? We don't know. Because summertime in Dallas is like summertime on the sun. Miserable. It's like you might as well be living on the sun. Summertime in Dallas is like 185 degrees.

You go outside, you burst into flames. No one's going to stand outside your fucking stupid house with those weird sunglasses. The only thing is, who's crazier? That guy who follows the eclipse and he's boring as fuck, but at least the eclipse is real. Or a guy like Eddie Bravo who believes in Bigfoot, flat earth, conspiracy theories. Eddie's funnier. So he wins. No, I'm not saying Eddie. I love it. Eddie's funny. different no I'm not saying Eddie like I love it Eddie's funny however I'm saying who's crazier yes good question

what do you think's crazy I don't know it's a case by case you know like do you believe in ghosts no I'm gonna say this right now. But you chase Bigfoot. No. You believe in ghosts, Jamie? I don't think so. No. Oh, you're open to the idea. See, if I'm Eddie right now, I'd go. When you said you think so, I'd go.

Look into it. One of the guys I had on my podcast is named Rupert Sheldrake, and he has a very compelling thought. He thinks that everything has a memory. That memory is not just a function of your neurons and your brains and your cells. Because here's the thing. You have memories from the time when you were a child, right? From the time you were a little kid, almost every cell in your body regenerates every seven years.

Where's those, where are those memories being stored? Like where are they in the neurons? Like where are your memories that you definitely have of your childhood? Or are those memories not really your memories anymore? Is it you remember are those memories not really your memories anymore is it you remember having those memories so you have sort of like a rehashed version of it that you put or put in your head and sort of almost like retelling yourself a story you know i'm saying yeah so

you don't like there's a lot of shit that i know happened when i was in high school but quite honestly i don't really have a good memory of it. I can tell you the facts. Is that just a function of the human brain where it can't remember so much data because we only use, what, 7% of the brain? That's not true. That 7% of the brain is something that people repeat over and over again. It was in that movie Lucy. It's a myth.

Is it? Yes, absolutely. How much do we use? There's different parts of your brain that are responsible for different functions. Frontal lobe, all that. There's not 7%. You use your brain. You use your whole brain.

Then why do some people's brains, sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but why are some people's brains like, you know, they can remember to a T when they were a kid and like all these memories. And there's some people that just don't, right? Some people have better memories for sure. My memories are pretty good for facts. Pretty good. I'm just being, I mean, I remember,

don't get me wrong. It's like, oh man, maybe you stopped smoking weed. You can remember high school. I remember massive amounts of data from high school. What I'm saying is I don't have a real memory of it. Like I can remember getting laid in high school, right? I can remember when it happened. You remember key events. Yeah. Yeah. You remember scary events. You remember happy events. You remember sad events. You remember sad events. You remember big moments, big explosions in your consciousness. They say your brains, you're designed to remember like negative things more so than positive things. Oh yeah, for sure.

Just because you're dying. Yes. Yeah. What are you going to remember positive things all day and pat yourself on the back? Be awesome. Hitting the head by a rock. Yeah. Somebody eats you.

I think, um, I think what we think as a memory, we'd like to think of a memory like, look, I've got a memory of that fight. I've got a memory of that combination that landed. I've got a memory of Stefan's Drew crumpling up. I see it pretty clear. Right now. Right. But even right now, it's sort of like a little shitty slideshow.

Even right now. Because you don't care. I don't see it clearly. But you also don't care. Right. Exactly. Like, I'm going gonna walk out of here and i won't remember anything about really i know but it's just lost but it just happened i mean just but it's not important to me so i don't trick i don't store it away whereas certain stuff like my set or my big appointment on tuesday you know i remember that stuff yeah no i get it um i remember a lot of like i remember flashes of things me too and this is weird coming from me because i have a very good memory on paper if you think of the amount of

things that i can recall during a podcast the amount of fights that i can recall uh during broadcasts and in the middle of a fight and all the different martial arts moves i have in my head and who used them against who and where and what but that's that's a different thing those are that's knowledge and statistics those are numbers numbers and memory and I and I have and I remember certain clips of it but as far as like my own life like I did two sets last night killed don't remember any of it wait too high that might have been a problem. But here's the other thing.

What is this? Highly superior autobiographical memory. The detailed recollection of events that occurred in the distant past. This is what Mary Lou Henner has. Oh, yeah. She's got it crazy. Oh, that's cool shit. She can tell you, you could say February 22nd. And she can go, February 22nd, 1978.

She'd go, that was Tuesday. Yeah, it's like Rain Man. Yeah. It's brilliant. Most people arennd, 1978. She can go, that was Tuesday. Yeah, it's like Rain Man. Yeah. It's brilliant. Most people aren't like that. She can tell you who was president. But you know what's weird is like there's certain things when people go, remember we did this? I'm like, God, not really.

But then something will trigger, like a smell or a song. And then it comes. You pull the file. Boom. You find the file in the back. There it is. You're like, you're in your closet digging around. Yeah.

Oh, look what I got a box. Yeah. Oh, look at this. Yeah yeah yeah if you see like some pictures yeah whoa but a smell a scent someone to say something something or a movie like god i remember i was that yeah that's why it's really dangerous to convict people based on witness testimony if they see a crime some people they they don't really remember things right. And I'm sure the night before, like, God, well, remember this. And God, he is an animal. And they create this narrative that they want to see and they think it was real. And also part of it is a real problem if it was traumatic.

What is this? Remembering a crime that you didn't commit. There's people that can plant false memories. In their own head? Not in their own head. And when they're trying to get false convictions and whatnot, they can make people confess to stuff they didn't do. Fuck.

Oh, that makes sense. Because the pressure of being interrogated is crazy for people. Well, look at them making a murder. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. I think he got out, Brendan. He fucked the Brendan name, but Brendan Dasidy. There's a lot of people that are not convinced

that making a murder was correct. There's a lot of people that are convinced that it was biased. It was biased in the way of making that guy look like he was innocent. I've heard the same thing. It was good for the documentary. Like, he's innocent, but when you look into it, he's a bad, terrible person. He could have very well have been guilty and they framed him. That's possible, too.

It's like the Mark Furman OJ thing. Like, people think that Mark Furman planted those gloves on OJ. But who doesn't think OJ thing. Like people think that Mark Furman, uh, planted those gloves on OJ, but who doesn't think OJ is guilty? But that, that was, who doesn't, who thinks OJ is innocent? Let me know.

Well, I live in this little neighborhood, so I do shout out to OJ Simpson, but, um, that Mark Furman, that was just for the, the defense to paint that or the prosecution,

right? To paint that narrative, to maybe put that seed in everyone's head. But everyone knows fucking OJ did it. but he planted evidence you know like doing that doing that alone sneaky shit yeah most people think oj did it there's a few people that think like i heard the crazy ones like oj's son did it or something like that i'm like what i'm so balls deep in the oj stuff anything he does i watch it but and like i said my brother went god i went god i wish i really knew the truth about oj and jay my brother looks at me goes are you

shitting me like we all know the truth man yeah but people put all these different stories out there where you're like god maybe he didn't do it but i just want to know for a fact like that like what how did it really go down do you think he's ever going to come out and be like listen no no i don't think he did i don't think go down? Do you think he's ever going to come out and be like, listen? No, no, I don't think he did. I don't think he necessarily remembers anymore. You think he was just in a frenzy? I think it's entirely possible that he's a sociopath and a narcissist. With brain trauma.

Yeah, with brain trauma. And I think that a lot of times narcissists and sociopaths, like to that degree, like he's just charming the world. Hey, I'm OJ Simpson. I'm a good guy. Yeah. I've always been a good guy

I basically live a conflict free life I just want to go be with my family that sounds like him he's got a weird thing going on man like he's trying

to paint this image all day long of him being a good guy meanwhile he's got these demons you know his dad was gay that's why he would

beat like a lot like he was so upset about that see I don't trust that guy. Did you watch that thing when he gave that? Yeah. Didn't he snap at the judge? Yeah.

That was super weird. You definitely shouldn't do that when you're trying to get. What did he snap at him for? He got upset about something. He corrected him on something. He's like, I said I wasn't there or something like that. Yeah, yeah. I forget what it was.

Oh, like the Las Vegas room? Definitely didn't handle it well. Well, look, man. Yeah, I forget what it was. Oh, like the Las Vegas room? Definitely didn't handle it well. Well, look, man, when you're a man and you're locked up with other men, you know, as prisoners all day long forever, it's just, it's a horrific existence. And it's amazing that he was able to get through it at all and then still pull off that kind of charm.

And not commit suicide. Yeah, right. They said he was killing it in there. Like, he was the prime example of a prisoner, and it was like, he started organizing church groups, and like, feeding everyone's lunches, and like, he was cool. Wow. Well, you find meaning in that shit. I wonder if he like, has like a deep... What's going on? He's Chloe's dad.

What? Yeah, a lot of people think he's Chloe's dad. Get the fuck out of here. What? Chloe's not half black. They just don't love black guys. Is that what it is? Hmm.

Some people do. And you know OJ was super close with Kardashian. Strong rumor. Strong rumor. No one would be surprised. I would. How dare you? How dare you?

My point was like, what kind of memory of the event? Okay, we both agree he did it, right? So if he did it, what kind of memory does he have? Does he remember sticking the knife in them? You don't think you remember that traumatic event? I wonder. I wonder. I wonder if you're a sociopath, and I wonder if you've been telling people for all these years that you're innocent.

Oh, you remember. I'm trying to find the real killer. I'm trying to get out and find the real killer. Everyone's all, not once did he bring up the real killer. I'm trying to find my wife's killer. The reason why, I mean, he never said that during like any of the parole thing. When he came out, he did.

Oh no, not on this one. I want to find my wife's killer. Yeah, never on this one. Someone killed my wife. That ship sailed a long time ago. It was not me. I'm being tried for it. I'm being unjust for it i'm being

unjustly accused there's a civil case that i lost he came out with a book if i did it yeah he was going to but he didn't release that book i thought he did no and all the proceeds went to the the gold no um i believe i'm pretty sure that the publishing company backed out of that. Probably smart on their part. Yeah. You can't do that. Dude, will you have him on the podcast? Oh. I don't know if he would do it, but if he did do it, yeah, I'd have him on.

Yeah, right? Yeah, I'd have to have him on. Yeah, okay. I did it. Straight up, I... The if is hidden right there right there remember that's what they had oh that's right if i did it in the eye right now on amazon by oj simpson jesus christ that's that's still i thought they pulled that confessions of the killer in all caps

oh well they're goldman and kim goldman i think that's how it happened they had to they're they're getting all the money yeah they get all the money but and did he really Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman I think that's how it happened They had to What? So they're getting all the money Yeah, they get all the money They get all the money And did he really write the full story? They awarded the rights to them Yeah, because

Double jeopardy, right? You can't be tried for it anymore You can't make money off the crime Is sort of what it is Yeah How much money And also they have a civil case against him How much money do you think he made off that book?

God, you don't make that much money off books unless you're just fucking. You do if you're like Bill O'Reilly. If you're J.K. Rollins or some shit. Yeah, if you're writing books that old people read. Yeah. They buy a lot of books. If I did it. We kind of know how you'd do it if you did it.

Stab them. Do we really need to read the book? Kitchen knife, run. Yeah, stab both of them. Go to Chicago, call the lawyers. Come back. Come back. Act dumb.

Yeah, act dumb. Rinse. Kardashian helps me out. Rinse, repeat. Does it say how many books they sold? I'm looking down. I got to think it was not much. I didn't even know it was out, and I'm all about this.

He got some sort of crazy settlement, right? It was like a 35 million dollar settlement or something 33 million but how much has he been paid i used to know his um um ron goldman's sister really yeah what how'd you know her she worked um on something that i did. She was very nice. Very cool chick. Brian ran into the dad in Phoenix selling men's shirts. What's the big pause? Men's...

I was trying to think what he was selling, but I remember he was selling like men's golf shirts or some shit. Like, the struggle is real for Ron Goldman. You know, like, game over.

You lose a child and it goes down like that. It's just hard to believe that that guy is just hard to believe That that guy is now gonna get out. What do you do? I mean you don't got so certain amount of time left on this planet. I Probably get a gun. I'd probably yeah hammer beat. It's gonna be tough to get out Oh, she's still pretty athletic and black so I would I probably get a gun and when he gets out drive down to Florida Or if he comes back to Brentwood, He's going to make it super easy on you

and probably shoot him. Could be headed to reality TV. That's what I called. Oh, my God. Watching that documentary about him, I completely forgot about all the weird stuff he was doing before he did go to jail. Oh, my God.

He was doing that show in Vegas. I didn't even know about it. Seeing it on the documentary shows everything I've ever seen. He did a rap. Yeah, he had a rap song. After he murdered his wife? Oh, yeah. Right before he went to jail

in like 2005 or 2006. He had a rap? I'm innocent. I'm innocent. It was like, the juice is loose. The juice is loose. I'm innocent.

Yeah, it was, let's hear it. Are we going to get pulled off of YouTube for the OJ Simpson song? No way. Look at this. Oh my god. Wait a minute. We got to play this. Let's ride. Let's ride this. Give us some volume. Oh my god.

Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. It's the remix. Who are these girls? Hoes. Got white face on. What? They all have titties out and everything?

Yes. Oh my god, this is real? This is a real music video. America's most wanted. This is crazy. He's dressed up like Elvis. I can't believe this is real. Look at those titties.

Give me some volume here. People hear this, right? People on YouTube are hearing this? YouTube can't hear it, no. No? Oh. I don't know. It'll get taken down probably.

Not if you play just the audio. Yeah, yeah. No way. OJ Simpson, get juiced. What year did this happen? Like 2004, 2005? I have no idea. This is insane.

This is insane. It's all these girls taking their pants off. See, he was doing a prank show, and you got juiced was the tagline. Oh, my God. He did a fucking prank show after he murdered two people. He's got a midget on his lap. This is insane. I can't believe I've never seen this. Oh, my God.

All you player haters. Get on your knees and get some of these nuts. And then grab this crotch. He said these nuts. This is crazy. And you got to think, is this 2005? Is that what you said? So he's got to be like 60 years old when this is happening.

Damn, it only has 15,000 views. Well, check in in a couple of days. We just helped the juice out. I just don't think people knew about this. Another reason he needs to come on the goddamn podcast. Yeah, maybe he'll come on dressed like Elvis again. No, maybe he'll come on dressed as Whiteface. God damn, this is nuts.

He's a terrible person. I wonder if he was like, look, I gotta and someone threw this idea at him look at him with a do-ragging yeah don't piss him off though very strange so you did a bingo at like a in white face with like at a secure old people home or something oh my god the struggle is real this is so strange. I can't believe this. This rap song where it's like, It's hot in the streets in LA.

That is true. Yeah, it's like a legit rap song. This is the remix, Jamie. It's got a good point. Both of them are good. We don't need to watch anymore. Dude, what a terrible person. I wonder what he's...

I mean, I feel like a guy like that probably would do anything. It's like, we've got to figure out some way to do it. And who's going to be working with him? You're not going to get the top minds of Hollywood. Fuck, no. I mean, he might pop up on some reality show. But, dude, imagine those hoes. They were saying he was getting more women

than ever when he got out. Like when he was out of trial, they said he went to Florida and was just dicking girls down. Now? Like recently? Yeah, killing it.

What type of psycho chicks are hooking up with OJ right now? Skanks. There's people that are attracted to murderers. I know. It's a normal thing. Like serial killers kill the game. Yeah. There's people that are attracted to murderers. It's like, it's a normal thing.

Like serial killers. Yeah. The game. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. Girls like send pictures and there's something that some women like. Charles Manson tried to get married in that.

I guess the court was like, nah, man. Yeah. Or he, maybe he did get married. He said it's off. Charles Manson was like,

no, you crazy bitch. Yeah. Charles Manson's like, look, look at that crazy. She's hot. I'm not bad. Look at his high and, no, you're crazy, bitch. Yeah, Manson's like, look. Look at that crazy hoe. Wow, she's hot. Not bad. Look at his high and tight fade, though.

I like that, too. He's still got the swastika tattooed on his forehead, too. That's hilarious. That's never gonna go away. Come on. Maybe get that lasered off, bro. No, what? Get even more pussy. Dude, every time he's up for parole, you ever see him go nuts? Like, he just fucks himself. He goes opposite of fucking... I ate your garbage, man! You made me! You people made me! Your system! Like, he just fucks himself. He goes opposite of fucking. I ate your garbage, man.

You made me. You people made me. Your system. Your system made me, man. Why does Duncan look so much like him? He doesn't. That's racist. Duncan Trussell?

You're racist. You're fucking. Jesus Christ. So racist. He's never getting out. Imagine that crazy hoe who tried marrying him. I bet that girl sucks a hell of a dick. The meanest dick in the world. Gobble, gobble.

She's probably just got moves you never even heard of before. I mean, Charles Manson's seen it all. Yeah. Does he get conjugals? Oh, she shaved her head. She shaved her head? Damn, I bet she's healthy. That's a bad move, honey. At least her eyes are straight. She's got to get you a wig, she shaved her head. Yeah. She shaved her head? Damn, I bet she's healthy. That's a bad move, honey.

At least her eyes are straight. You gotta get you a wig until that shit grows back. Some girls can't pull off the no shirt, shaved head test. Oh, my God. Like, some girls look pretty until you shave their head and take their shirt off and you go, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, game over. What did we do here?

What happened? Who are those people with him? Said he was being two-timed. Oh, she was fucking that other she's 26 oh shit oh shit with with the the wolf guy 65 six with his disciple gray wolf 65 just months after her marriage license to wed the murderer expired bro she was getting dicked down by two old dudes manson's 80 what does he expect well she's getting dicked down by two old dudes Manson's 80. What does he expect? Well, she's getting dicked down like look this girl's obviously fucking bananas, right? What does she look like and he looked like get them all together in that picture?

Let me see that picture damn and that the gray wolf guy got arrested for smuggling a cell phone and that guy He's like sneaky. He's sneaky. Some guys like sneaky pussy They like to be friends with a guy and bangs girl, those two old dudes are busting loads in this crazy bitch. His loads, all of them, have like a swastika on them. Just full of hate. Just hate loads. Just fucking hate loads. Like a cartoon.

My God. Like a cartoon. My God. Swastika on its forehead. My God. With a wiggle in it. My God. What the fuck?

Just dead loads. They come in with like, you know, when cartoons and people are dead and they have an X for eyes. Yeah, just X already. Just freaking. Just totally dead eyed. Just hate loads. Like a dead fish.

You know, you catch a fish and they're dead and their eyes cloud over. That's the sperm. They're like zombie sperm. With a swastika on their forehead. My God. 80. He called the marriage off after apparently he found out that she was going to, they were trying to get him to sign a document to give his body to them, and they were going to put his body in a glass crypt when he died

and probably sell tickets to some sort of weird child. That's a good move. You can't do that to me, man. The fucking government had me in a casket forever, man. Wait, so that was too much for Charles Manson? He's like, dude, you're crazy,

bitch. You know what? You're crazy, bitch. I'm out. You gotta take a certain amount of crazy if you want to bang a hot 25-year-old and you're an 80-year-old serial killer. Bro, if Charles Manson goes, you're crazy. What the fuck? How do they not arrest her on the spot? You're a crazy man.

27-year-old sought to wed the mastermind of the Helter Skelter murder so that she could gain possession of his remains when he died. That is beautiful. She must have had to suck that old dick. Oh, dude. She had to suck that old dick. What? You want to put his body in a glass case? You're paying.

We're saying that as if that was her plan all along. It could have been her along the way. She's fucking nuts. She went to bank Charles Manson. She's got some other nutty ideas, too. She probably has great parents. It might not have been some grand conspiracy that she masterminded from the beginning. I know how to get rich.

This is what I'm going to do. Maybe it was like, I'm fucking crazy. I want to bang Charles Manson. What else do I want to do? I want to put his body in a fucking jar and let everybody look at it. And people pay a dollar to check it out. Fill him up with formaldehyde. Let everybody stare.

She's fucking nuts. Bitch has got a lot of crazy ideas. Go talk to her. She'll probably tell you some shit about psychics and aliens. But that one really sticks out, especially with Charles Manson. Yeah, not good. Not good. A lot of issues there. There's a lot of

issues there. You should have her on the podcast. Nah, she'd know where the podcast studio is. You don't want that bitch finding out where you are. Nah, then she wants your body in a tank. Coming out, just coming out trying to suck your dick when you get in your car. With Helter Skelter. Helter Skelter get in your car. With Helter Skelter. Helter Skelter. Suck your dick to Helter Skelter

and shit. I love the stance he's got there though. Look at, scroll up the picture. You talking about that power stance with the towel behind his neck? He's got a towel. I did my calisthenics. That's how I keep my eyes. Why is he so tan? Nothing but hate and sun tanning. How'd he get tan? He just stares at the sun. They let him get out, I guess.

I mean, what a... Oh, not entitled to a conjugal visit. Oh. So they never leave him alone with her. So do you throw a blanket over it? Have her give you a handy? No, you can't. Guards ain't having that.

Just crazy ass. What does it say there? Hybristophilia. I was trying to see if that's what is the term for women who like psychopath killers. Oh, not even close. Yeah, she's not even close. There's a lot of them. I know that Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker,

he had a bunch of chicks that were trying to marry him. Dude, Ted Bundy was like just killing the game. Killing the game. If he had Tinder, if there was like Tinder for serial killers, he's getting swiped left all fucking night. Pull that phone out of his ass and just start swiping. Yeah, but was he the gay one? No, that was Dahmer.

Dahmer was the gay one. Oh, yeah. Ted Bundy, though, was a dime piece for serial killer. That was Dahmer. Dahmer was the gay one. Yeah. Ted Bundy, though, was a dime piece for serial killer. That was the problem. Somebody who was like a famous singer got in his car and realized it. Like as she was about to get in the car, she realized that the inside of the door did not have any handles on it. And she freaked out.

Debbie Harry. Debbie Harry from Blondie. Damn. She almost got in his car. Like he almost got her. Tight move, Debbie Harry. Ted Bundy lured her into a car. Damn. She almost got in his car. Like, he almost got her. Tight move, Debbie Harry. Ted Bundy lured her into a car. Wow.

She almost fell victim. See, he was, the one thing they all have in common is they're charming. Yeah, well. Charles Manson isn't, but. A lot of, well, he probably was, though. You know, he's, like, charming in sort of an apocalyptic way where he understands, like, you know, what people want to hear. They want some wise old mentor, you know.

He's charming for batshit crazy. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of those batshit crazy girls out there that want you to tell them about the Illuminati. They want a daddy. Yeah, there's a plan. All these, they're starting a race war. You know, there's people that want to hear, like,

really nutty shit from some old daddy dude. God, it's weird. It's awesome. It's so weird. It's awesome that people like that exist. It's awesome that there's a girl who her main goal in life is to fuck Charles Manson. And put him in a fish tank. Put him in a fish tank.

Come on, man. It makes the world a better place. No, I like crazy people. It really does. Until they start killing people when they're that crazy. I'm in a fish tank. Come on, man. It makes the world a better place. No, I like crazy people. It really does. Until they start killing people when they're that crazy. I'm not a fan of that. I would like you to not do that. But I'm a fan of you wanting to marry Charles Manson and put him in a fish tank.

Love it. And make money off of it. Love it. I love that you shaved your head, you crazy bitch. And I love that you get tagged him from his old friend. Yeah. She's probably got some really stupid quotes tattooed on her ribs. Oh, just some hateful quotes.

Yeah, probably like some demonic on shit. Something from some ancient book translated from Latin to English. Some horrible shit. Some horrible shit about the end of times. Fuck's sake. I love it. I love all the crazy in the world, man. I don't like the violent crazy.

I don't like when people... You know what? My faith in humanity is somewhat restored because of Houston. Because of all the videos that I saw of all these people rescuing people in Houston. I felt super good about that, man. That made me feel really good. Yeah, did you see that? They're saying there's no looting or anything going on.

It's amazing. Communities coming around helping each other. helping each other why it'd be easy to loot texas motherfucker they got guns yeah they got a whole lot of guns that is the wrong place to loot but everyone has guns even the criminals you know i'm saying so you could get away with some shit but they're saying everyone's just gathering around helping each other out which is cool that's good you know i think texas has a good sort of pride in being Texas. Yeah. And being Texans is important to them. It's very different than any other state.

California is very different than any other state, too. I mean, every state sort of has its own vibe. New York obviously has its own vibe. But, man, Texas has its own vibe to the point where it's almost another country. I agree. Like Texas, if you meet someone from Texas, they want you to know you're from Texas. Florida's not like that. No.

You don't see people from Miami super prideful or fucking Fort Lauderdale. No. No. It's different. But New York, they are. Boston, they are. LA, they are. All of them don't have it like Texas does.

Texas, everything is Lone Star. Another level. Lone Star barbecue, Lone Star this, Texas that, Texas this. Ford, Texas truck. The license plate say Texas truck. Yeah, man. They're different. It's different.

Texas football. They were a republic forever. They're barely a state. They were one of the only states that had this argument that they could leave the country. They leave the union. Good point. And it's also a weird state that they have these giant ass ranches. Like Texas has these like 80,000, 100,000 gigantic acre ranches.

It's cool. Well, it's weird. It's like they have so many ranches. Yeah. Also that bit from my act, totally true. There's more tigers in Texas In private collections than all of the wild in the world No

For reals? Yeah You ever see that bit that I used to do? No Oh my god King's Ranch 911,215 acres Jesus

Briscoe Ranches 560,000 acres Waggoner Ranch 530,000 acres These are huge ranches 911,000 acres is fucking bananas. Dude, who owns King Ranch? Some dude who's just balling.

He calls himself the king of King Ranch. Johnny Depp. That guy might as well have his own country. He basically has like a small European country. Damn, he can stay there right now. I bet that shit's like the size of Rhode Island. Oh, bro, first of all, there's a King Ranch Ford truck. They have their own trucks.

Oh, that's right. They do. Balling. Balling out of control. Yeah, there it's a King Ranch Ford truck. They have their own trucks. Oh, that's right. They do. Ballin'. Ballin' out of control. Yeah, there it is. King Ranch. King Ranch Ford. Jesus Christ.

There's nothing more American than that King Ranch F-150. What's under the hood? America. Fucking America. Eagle's back. Just a big old eagle dick. Go back up there to the... What's the heavy bag?

Hold on. Why does it have heavy bags? The fuck is all that? They got helmets, too. Check out the new innovations's what's the heavy bag hold on why does it have heavy bags the fuck is all that check out the new innovations go click on the heavy bag why does it have all the weights and shit what is that the fuck is going on i can't do this it's dennis leary's voice um go back to uh the uh king's ranch page again too i guess it's a hunting ranch too yeah click on the lower left or the left handhand side. Dude, they have mini-golf there? They probably have zebras.

Oh, okay. See those deer? Look at those deer's antlers. See that shit? You know where that comes from? Can you go back there? They've been around a long time. No, no, no, no, no. No, that's all selected breeding. They take these farm deers. This is super. Hold on.

12,000 Neal guy. That's crazy. Those are African animals. They have 12,000 African antelope. It's a big ass antelope too. Look at that fat ass turkey. Yeah, 770,000. Shoot the fuck out of that turkey.

Premier destination for Texas whitetail. Those deer, a lot of them, what they do is they get them from, when you see crazy antlers with all sorts of goofy shit all over them, not like normal antlers. A lot of them what they do is they get them from uh when you see crazy antlers with all sorts of goofy shit all over not like normal antlers a lot of that is like a fake ass on a chick a lot but it's real but they're pet deer they grow them in these high fence operations they feed them this insane concentration that has like uh oh like like heavy duty protein in it like pds yeah

and then they bring in certain bucks that have crazy genetic characteristics and they breed them together. Like X-Men deer. Like any hunter that sees like crazy deer with all sorts of bullshit all over the place, they go, oh, okay, you're shooting a farm deer. Oh, they don't want to fuck with it? No, because a lot of those times- It's still good meat?

These animals, they're getting shot in these like tiny little farms. They're talking about like a few acres. And that thing has no idea. It has no idea. Because it grew up basically like a rich shot in these tiny little farms. They're talking about a few acres. And that thing has no idea. It has no idea. Because it grew up basically like the rich kid in Calabasas. And most of these people are shooting it with a gun, too. So they're just setting up shop, waiting for that thing to walk in the right thing, and boom, they blow it away.

It's more of an execution than it is a hunt. Yeah, it's fucked up. What else they got on that ranch? I saw a crocodile. No, they have crocodiles? Fuck yeah. Come on. They do not have crocodiles. Yeah, they do. They have alligators, I'm sure. No, that ranch? I saw a crocodile. Nah, they have crocodiles? Fuck yeah. Come on. They do not have crocodiles.

Yeah, they do. They have alligators, I'm sure. Nah, that was a saltwater croc. He had some shit, man. Go to King Grant's Hunting. Was this the coolest place on Earth? I can't believe they have their own fucking truck. Here's the ranch wildlife.

Click on that. Dude, look at that boar. Look at that. That's a crocodile. That'd be a crocodile where I come from. Is that an alligator? I think it's an alligator. I don't think they have crocodiles.

They have North American crocodiles in Florida, but I don't think they have them in Texas. It's the King Ranch. Well, they can do whatever the fuck they want. It's the King Ranch. Saltwater fishermen be the best place in Texas coast to pursue speckled trout and redfish. Redfish are delicious. What else they got? Turkey, antelopes,

So they're on the water. They might have got wrecked by this storm by the way. They might not even be here anymore. Ah, fuck. King Ranch.

Are they in Houston? They're somewhere on the water if they have ocean fishing. Or they just built their own ocean in there. They might have just

dug a fucking we're going to get us a compound going about 17 feet deep with the concrete. We designed this motherfucker to be aerodynamics so when them 400 mile an hour winds come, they just glide. Oh, they're fucked.

Yeah, they got hit hard. Look where it's at. Why don't you Google King Ranch hurricane damage? Let's see if they're still around. We're going to get an invitation from the King Ranch. Come on down and shoot some hogs. Hey, King Ranch, damage. Let's see if they're still around. Dude. We're going to get an invitation from the King Ranch. Come on down and shoot some hogs. Hey, boss.

Hey, King Ranch, I'm in. Will you shoot a hog out of a helicopter with me? 100%. 100%. I would do it with Ted Nugent, but Doug Stanhope will get mad at me. Tim Kennedy wants us to do it with him. Now I'm in. Right?

Now I'm in. You're talking about American Dad? I'll shoot some hog with American Dad. You, me, and Tim Kennedy in a fucking helicopter. Kiki, kiki, kiki. Kiki, kiki, kiki.

And by the way, they donate all that food. And wild hogs are fucking delicious too. And they really do have to shoot them, folks. And they're fucking, there's so many of them.

Yeah. That's the way Tim explained it to me. America! Fuck yeah! I see what you're doing on King's Ranch. So does it say anything

about the damage? Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to find something that has specifically King Ranch in it, but this has it hit right near the beach. Okay.

It's a state of disaster. Yeah, they must have got fucked up. You know what, though? King's Ranch might have some special protection program. They're so fucking rich where just these walls go up

and can't fuck with them. Well, we set it up so you just press a button here and the whole building slides underground right quick. Like Biodome. Like where the X-Men, their fucking jet comes out of the ground.

It's like a big circle. It opens up like this. King Ranch, baby. Maybe, man. King Ranch. Do you think that's like a place where you could, I think that's one of the few places that I could live outside of California that I would be like super happy. Texas? Austin.

Yeah. Austin, Texas. the few places that i could live outside of california that i would be like super happy texas austin yeah austin texas anywhere like texas dallas although it gets hot but i could definitely have been austin do you do shows there uh i did a show in houston and dallas never i haven't been austin yet oh you gotta do cap city comedy club i know it's the shit i know i need it's amazing you'd love it i love austin They're next level people, too. Austin's next level people. Great food, too. Fucking phenomenal barbecue. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Get down there with Aubrey.

He takes you all over. I had the best Thai food in my life in Austin. Strong words. I know, right? The best ever? Ever. Ask Aubrey about it. There's some good shit right over here on Ventura.

Really? Love Thai food. It's weird how Thai's made it all the way. I guess they're everywhere, but you go to a lot of these Thai restaurants. It's very rare that they're not Thai's made it all the way I mean like I guess they're everywhere But like you go to like A lot of these Thai restaurants It's very rare That they're not Thai's Working there

Ah If they have a white person I just turn around and walk out Yeah a Mexican dude Making you Thai food I can't do that I go to sushi It's a white dude

Fucking see ya Yeah White dudes There's a lot of like White people Getting into the Mexican food game And you go Hmm

The Mexican food game i'm not mad at you you can make some good mexican food but better hide in the kitchen keep up this illusion i agree and put the mexican in front to work it come out with a big fake mustache hey homes hey homes i want that shit chipotle used to have a lot of Mexicans working at it. At least in Columbus when I was going there. No, they still do. At some point they switched and they were like, no. Well, McDonald's bought them, they fucked up, and then they bought it back, right?

Yeah. How good is Chipotle? Even though people are getting sick of it. They said at that queso, I heard it's delicious. I haven't tried it yet. Listen, man, for me, I get two orders of guacamole and I get one of them rice bowls with steak. Preach. And I'm eating fairly keto without eating all the rice.

If I just eat mostly the meat and the guacamole, which is fantastic for you. You can do keto there. You get the fajita veggies for the bed, and then you do double meat. You do all the salsas, double guacamole. It's delicious. I feel good about it. Me too, man. It's not bad, man.

For fast food, it's about as good as you're going to get. I agree. Yeah. Thai food, they say, at a certain point can be healthy too. If it's like real Thai, like the noodles and stuff. Yeah. Obviously not keto, but. No, not keto, but rice noodles.

Man, I'm struggling with keto. I drift in and out. Me too, bro. My love of pasta is just too strong. I go back to it, though. You know, the thing that knocks me back on course though is those ketones, man. Exogenous ketones. Taking that ketogenic stuff.

That's the big one. Because it's so easy for me. I take it when I work out in the morning. I know. Take it before I do anything. But you had homeboy like Dr. Keto on your show. He was saying really it's going to take about a year, 18 months some shit to stay in ketosis? To be completely adapted. That motherfucker was discouraging.

Off the charts crazy, though. I mean, with keto. Crazy smart. Crazy smart. Crazy. A lot of people disagreed with him. I'd like to get those people on with him. He was so smart, though.

They disagreed with him about physical performance. Oh, yeah. And he was like, to stay in keto, and if you're trying to get on keto and you listen to that podcast, that motherfucker was so discouraging. He's like, you need about 12 to 18 months before anything happens. And I was like, you lose weight fast. You do. You know what the thing that gets me the most that I found was when my body became fat adaptive,

right? I switched over. The thing that I could tell for sure was that my appetite was not crazy in the middle of the afternoon. Yeah, I don't have the ups and downs. No ups and downs. Where now I went off it and I'm doing pescatarian and having more carbs

and I'm fucking starving. Now why pescatarian? Why fish? Because I'm weird. Just trying it? Just mixing it up. How does it feel? Do you like it?

All right. Just all right? All right. It gets a little challenging. Like I eat so much salmon and tuna. You got to be careful with mercury levels. I know. I know.

With the tuna especially. Yeah. Salmon not so much. But you eat sardines, oysters, scallops a little challenging a lot of salads how long you been doing it now two weeks three weeks you're trying to get leaner like you're just trying to try it out uh just try and get leaner and just mix it up because i know keto works but again i after listening homeboy on the podcast like shit unless i'm like all the way in for 18 months yeah well i think he's talking about all the benefits you know he's talking about like there's real serious metabolic benefits to be gained from staying with it for long periods of time but

i think that's probably the case but food is something else too there's a lot of pleasure with food you know like there's something to be said about enjoying life. And I think you should eat healthy. I follow what I call the 80-20 principle, where 80% of the time, I eat really good. Preach. And then 20% of the time, I'll fuck off. Me too. Monday through Friday, I'm good,

man. Then Sunday, if I'm with my fam or like we went to Universal on Thursday, I had a bunch of chicken tenders. Yeah. I also work out like a fucking demon. So I don't get fat. Every day. Simple, simple. So I don't stay fat.

Yeah. But I just like a little lasagna every now and then. That cheese and the meat. Oh, you know that feeling when you take a big bite of fucking heavy sauce cheesy lasagna and you're like, oh my God. My mouth is watering. You know what fucks me up? What gets me, and we're just talking shit about

advertisements, on Domino's. When's the last time you had a hot Domino's pizza? Domino's pizza, they always have it in the back if they can get it at a UFC. Actually, they just get any kind of pizza. But I've had Domino's before, too. It's not bad. Bro, this is the thing. Here's the Fat Kid tip. If you want to make sure you have a

fresh pizza, when you're ordering online, make sure you ask for extra robust tomato sauce. Because you're not going to give me an old one like, ah, fuck, this asshole asked for fresh sauce. So they have to put extra on it so it's a fresh pizza. Extra robust tomato sauce. Game over. That pizza. That fucking pizza, man. Dude, there's a place in Woodland Hills, Tonino's.

They shit in the mouth of Domino's You watch your fucking American mouth You know the crocodiles and the crocodiles are biting cartoon characters now hold them They just shit in the mouth We're getting pizza is it thin crust good thin crustin crust Thin crust You're fucking right it is So good Oh I love the Domino's guy Boing The Noid

Noid yeah yeah He's not around anymore Nah he's too fucking crazy Avoid the Noid He looks like Charles Manson's girl Why was he around What was the deal with the Noid Cartoon

They were trying to Probably market to kids Back in the 80s He had a video game too Yeah and then they brought out a game I had a stuffed Noid When I was a kid It was like a 7-Up character too, remember?

Like Spot. Yes. Dough and sugar. I mean, that's what it is. Dough and sugar and cheese. I don't give a fuck what it is. It's so delicious. A fresh Domino's pizza?

How dare you? What's your favorite pizza combination? I go, again, the extra robust tomato sauce. cheese, pepperoni, jalapenos, tomatoes, I think. Oh, and mushrooms. I have three favorite combinations. Oh, let me hear it. My mouth is watering so bad, bro. First, my classic.

Wait, where do you get it from, though? Different pizza places. But just in general? Tannino's is really good. Just in general. Okay. The classic for me is pepperonis with mushrooms. I like a good pepperoni mushroom too, bro.

A good pepperoni and mushrooms. Some pizza, I like a fucking flat cheese pizza. Me too. Like a goddamn American. A nice cheese pizza. But I can't have... I need some sauce. I need some sauce. Here's where I deviate.

Double pineapple, double anchovy. You lost me on the anchovy, but I fucked with the pineapple. Pineapple and anchovy pizza is fucking delicious. Sweet and salt? Sweet and salty with the cheese. The sauce is oozing. Oh, dude. Double.

I'd have to get them to read it back to me. They're like, are you sure you want... Are you trying to shit your pants? Did you say double pineapple, double anchovy? I'm like, motherfucker. Double pineapple. Double anchovy. I want four Diet Cokes. It's so unhealthy, but so goddamn good.

But if you're watching a movie or something like that, like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or something like that, you get a double pineapple. Look at that. That motherfucker right there. No, that's deep dish, son. Yeah, that's a casserole. Fuck your deep dish. Yeah. That's more of a casserole.

I don't think that's deep dish. It looks deep from the angle. Double pineapple, double anchovy. Yeah, that's a casserole. Oh, that gots artichokes. That gots artichokes. Ah, fuck that. I like a nice margarita pizza, too, if it's done right.

A good margarita pizza? Dude, I had pizza in Italy. First of all, the bread is different. They have heirloom wheat. Their wheat is older wheat. It's wheat like our wheat used to be before we started fucking with it to make it more durable, to make it survive

pesticides, to make it last longer, and to give more yield. Like if you have an acre of land and you grow this heirloom wheat, you will have a smaller yield than you have an acre of our new- So better quality. Yeah. It's sort of like the same thing. Like when you see tomatoes in the store and they're big and they're fucking pale as shit

and they can throw them- Fucking broccolos and tomatoes and shit. They bounce. Yeah, they bounce. Whereas you get an heirloom tomato, they're only good for like a couple of days, and then they start to rot. But when you catch them and they're fresh, god damn, they're like a fruit. They're delicious. They're fantastic.

So it was the best pizza ever? Phenomenal. Phenomenal pizza, phenomenal pasta. And you can buy the pasta. See, the thing is, like their pasta is available in the United States. You've got to order it from like Amazon.com. But I think it's called Double O Pasta or Double O Wheat. Double O or Double Zero. And it's from Italy?

Yes, it's from Italy. And it tastes different while you're eating it. It goes down easier. They make tortellini? Yeah, they make everything. God, my mouth is full. Maybe it's Double Zero? It looks like Double Zero.

Oh, it could be. Well, a lot of people use Zero it's double zero. It looks like double zeros, but it's not typed. Oh, it could be. Well, a lot of people use zero in terms of... You like a fettuccine Alfredo? I don't fuck with that stuff. I like red sauce. Me too. I'm not a white sauce guy.

I think it's like white people food. It's like mayonnaise. Double zero. Yeah, double zero pasta. Typically milled in Italy, where millers grade their flour using a zero rating. A single zero flour is quite coarse in texture, like a powdery semolina, whereas triple zero is much finer like cornstarch,

but everyday flour is usually classified as double zero. Man, double zero spaghetti is the shit. It was so good, man. But just this one company that I bought it for, God damn it. Do you make it at home? Yes. Your wife makes it?

I make it too. I cook. I know how to cook, bro. I can boil water. But then what kind of red sauce are you using? I use Uncle Steve's. I don't know. Agent Zero or Uncle Steve's.

Yeah. Hold on a second. I'll find out right now. My mouth is watering like a motherfucker. King Arthur? No. Hmm? I'll tell you what.

Everyone says New York pizza, Chicago pizza, L.A. pizza, Joosta, or you get Jelena takeaway pizza. Some of the best in the world. Abbott Kenny pizza, Abbott pizza. I've been looking for good pizza. You're looking for good pizza? I mean, I'm in the middle. I'm not on the west side, so.

Bro, well, I don't know around here, but. Hollywood area. I don't know. Pizza down there. It's west here. Joey Diaz does. He's telling me some place. But I'm telling you, man.

Juice does pizza. Game changer. This margarita pizza, knock your dick in the dirt. Really? Yes. Where's that? That's right off Gold's Gym there in Venice. Right off Rose, kind of.

It's almost like a deli atmosphere. Shit is delicious. Damn, dude. I know my pizza. You just made me so hungry, man. My friend Steve Sharippa, he's been on the podcast before. He's the one that owns Uncle Steve's. It's all organic.

Him and his wife created it and make it themselves. It's the best pasta sauce I've ever had. But they have a spicy pasta, like an aria bata. Oh, I like it spicy. You got to be careful with their spicy. They're spicy. They are not fucking bad. Oh, it's like real Italian spice?

It's got a kick to it. Like, woo! Like, if you like a spicy sauce, I love it. Me too. It's got a kick. But it's all organic, super healthy, really good, delicious. How hard is it to get it? Is it exhausting to get it or is it easy?

I don't know. He brought me in a gang of it. He gave me like two cases of it. But I think you could buy it online. You ever try making your own pizza at home? Fucking nightmare. I like the content. Yeah, no fucking nightmare.

It tastes like shit too. I was like when I see people get a pizza oven in their backyard, I'm like, that's something you're going to use three times. Complete waste of time. Ever? Complete waste of time. It's like when you see someone who doesn't work out, well, I figured if I buy this treadmill. No.

Nah, silly bitch. You're not going to use that treadmill. It's not the equipment. It's your attitude. You're never going to do it. You're not a pizza maker, bro. No, you're not a pizza man. You're not Chef Boyardee, are you?

Let's wrap this up. Let's go get some fucking pizza. Let's get some pizza. All right. From Domino's. See you, folks. Bye. What kind of pizza, bro?