The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019

Episode Date: September 7, 2019

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on September 7, 2019.

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Especially post Epstein There's a lot of conspiracy theories Yes Hey We hung ourselves What's the big deal? That's what I've been telling everybody Marabek Taisomov's a fucking beast, and he is about to fight Diego Ferreira, and that

is an excellent fight. Great fight. So if you never heard these before, we talk shit while the fights are going on. We kind of commentate on the fights, but not really. Let's be honest. Depends. Most of it's not. This is a very good fight.

Marabek Taisomov is a fucking killer. Diego Ferreira is a very good fight um marabek tyson off is a fucking killer diego ferreira is a very good fighter too so this is uh this is a good fight and they're in abu dhabi so you know when you think about a guy like tyson off who's muslim you got to think uh there's a lot of a lot of pride him fighting there but maybe a little bit of extra pressure home field advantage right so i don't know about home field advantage man because sometimes guys don't fight well when they're fighting in front of everyone that they love and care for too much pressure and there's a lot more uh to worry about did you hear i forget what journalist is cage side but i guess the around the cage and the mat it's hot as fuck oh it's hot dude no but they're saying it's like unheard of

hot around there so as the rounds get going yeah going, I think it could affect some of the fights. Most people in most teams do play better with home field advantage. It's kind of like, yeah, it's like you have no choice. You can't crumble under the pressure. It's like there's too many of your loved ones watching. You have no choice. Yeah, but some people just fold, man. Tyson Moff's looking good, though.

Just landed a good leg kick and a good one-two. He's a solid fighter, man, but he's one of those guys that's had a hard time. I think he's had a hard time getting into the U.S. I think he was denied visas or something like that. I would imagine a lot of these guys on this card, dude. Like, Khabib's dad can't get in, but he's in his corner for this fight. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. What do they think he's going to do? But the problem is he's got a tie to that guy from Chechnya. Tough. Yeah. Oh, Diego Ferreira just cracked him. Toss him off as the same barber as Brian Callen. Can we get the fights on this TV too, sir?

Ferreira's good. So you have to Korean? No. It's on Apple TV. I can't. Sorry. is good. So I don't have to. So you have to. No, it's on Apple TV. I can't. Sorry. We're live. I don't know where we're live. On my neck, bro.

You don't know where we're live? I'm looking right now. It says there's people watching, but I can't find it. What? I'm looking. Are you watching it? Can you see it? I can see it on my thing.

We're having a little bit of an issue with YouTube, ladies and gentlemen. When you get it to me uh get it do me a favor um give me a link just just uh tweet it or something and i'll retweet it something something something when i was over there uh when anderson silva fought damian maya it was hot as and it was outdoors i was you You were there That's right You went to that That was fun That was back in the day Bad idea Outside

It's a bra man We worked for the UFC We had no choice Yeah And you had to go to Did you have to go to All of them back then No we were excited about it though

We were like Damn this is going to be awesome We were pumped But bro there were bugs The size of dogs Oh hell no Like bugs I never saw before Like I didn't even know existed

I heard it's cool out there though I heard it's great Well Dubai is gorgeous And there's so much money henzo said it's like las vegas on steroids he's hurt he's hurt it's over ferrara's hurt oh really hurt he's really hurt he's a smart dude though he's he's gonna he's gonna stay away look he's popping out just to make sure that he knows it's okay, that he's still a dangerous fighter, but he's in real bad straits right now. What is this, 45 or 55? 55, I believe. I might be wrong.

Jamie will find out for us. I think Tyson Mott's 55. 55 for sure. He's lightweight. Yeah, 55. Diego, though, has Diego fought at 45 before? Maybe I'm wrong. It's hard to tell, man.

There's so many fighters in the UFC now. It's so difficult to keep tracks on all of them. Oh, dude, how about Nate Masvidal? Secure the bag. It's happening. Was it November 2nd, Matt at Square Garden? Yes, November 2nd. And they're still working

On Colby and Usman But They're not though They don't want to pay Well they are Trust me Well yeah you would know They don't want

To pay Colby What Colby wants Oh we cracked him again But did But Dana said that That will be the main event They don't want to put A title fight above that

So then So So then there's no way You'd make Colby So Masvidal Nate Diaz is the main event? I'm almost positive, Jamie. It's five rounds.

It's the main event. And Dana said he doesn't want to put a title fight above that. Well, if that's the case, they're going to... I figured it out. We are live? They changed the fucking way

it works now. Okay, so is it JoeRogan.live? Let me make sure. Okay. And Dana's making a belt just for that, like the People's Champ belt.

Oh, no, he's not. Well, Nate says it's the baddest motherfucker in the game belt. Yeah, that's what he's making. He can't say that. Are you going to say that on TV? I don't know. He can't say baddest motherfucker in the game. Maybe it's just like the hardcore's belt, you know?

Yeah. That's the fight. I'm so happy they made that fight. I didn't think it was going to happen. Dude, I got it. I didn't think it was gonna happen Dude I got I didn't think it was gonna happen When I saw it on my Instagram feed this morning

I threw my arms up in the air Like somebody got knocked out I was like Yeah Or when I saw you at the improv I was like I don't think it's gonna happen I was like

I feel like Nate needs too much money It's just too much No man It's worth money It's worth money Well you know Dana said something

You know I said that I think that Nate Diaz Is one of the biggest superstars in the game, right up there with everybody. Easy. Top five. Yes. And then Nate and I guess there were some negotiations or something because Dana refuted it.

He goes, well, I don't think that Nate Diaz is in our long-term plans. And Nate fights once every three years. And I'm like, don't say that. That could be him playing the game, though. Yes, it was. Trying to lure Nate out. I'm like, come on, Nate. And also let him know that, look, we got got other plans there's other shit we're doing i just

retweeted it oh you did okay all right is it what is the link i don't know is it the powerful jre page yeah it's on there but it's not that link we have for whatever reason great all right hold on a second young jamie um i'm just excited but i want want Usman versus Colby. That's the fight to make. Oh, 100%. That card's stacked, though. Even without Usman and Colby. I hope they work that out because I don't want to see that.

But Masvidal, Nate, I'll just buy that fight. I don't care who gets on. Those two guys not only are two of the baddest motherfuckers ever, but they're funny as fuck, dude. They're both great. They're funny as fuck, dude. They're both great. They're funny as fuck, dude. Super necessary. Yeah.

All that shit. Three piece and a soda. I named a move, a transition three piece and a soda. That's brilliant. After him. It's so brilliant. He came down to HQ and I showed it to him, too. He goes, I got to learn this.

I got to know it. Yeah, he's got to know it. Three piece with the soda. That guy is so good. He's so good and he's so so clever you know that's one of the best things to say about mazda and the thing is people don't necessarily associate him with knockout power for some reason but yet the guy knocked out eve edwards with a head kick he knocked out darren till cowboy serroni he knocked out ben Askren and put him in another dimension with a flying knee. World record

fastest knockout. I mean, it's weird that people don't associate Masvidal with a knockout artist because he doesn't have he doesn't necessarily have the most power, but he's so good. It's so calculated. The way he set up that knee. Is this the card?

Yes. Kelvin versus Darren Till is interesting. Derek Lewis versus Balagny Ivanov. up that knee is this the the card yes kelvin versus darren till's interesting derrick lewis lewis versus uh balagni even novel johnny walker cory anderson blagoy i forget i forget how to say that guy's name blagoy even off i think it's even even off he's a scary dude he is that looks so scary got stabbed yeah in the heart bro just stabbed in the heart, bro. He got stabbed in the heart. Corey Anderson, Johnny Walker is a good fight. But, dude, Johnny Walker's shoulder is still fucked up. I sent you that video of him working out. The mobility is not great.

Well, he's also throwing punches with only one arm. He's not in the videos of him working out. And then there's other videos of him going through strength and conditioning. And you see what he's doing with his left arm, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, it's like he's not lifting any weight with his left arm. Hopefully he's all right. How about freaking Kelvin versus Till?

Oh, that's a good fight. Till was like, nah, man, let me just go after these fucking monsters. Well, he legitimately is a middleweight. I mean, that guy was killing himself making 170. I agree, but coming off the two losses that he suffered, and then, you know, obviously he had some issues. He was wiling Alabama and Liverpool and wherever, Bali or wherever.

He ruined that hotel. I don't care. So he's going through something, and then they just give him freaking, well, I think he asked for Kelvin. I don't care. God. I'm a fan. I'm a fan, too.

He's fucking crazy. I'm a fan of both those guys. Oh, Kelvin's so good. I think Kimber's stylebender was my favorite middleweight fight of all time. Ferreira just rocked Tyson off, bro. Tyson off's in a little bit of trouble right here. Ferreira's solid, man. He's solid.

Oh! Oh, Tyson off might be in trouble. Oh, my God. He's winging shots at his face, too. That right hand just barely missed. Some guy got starched on the prelims. Yeah? Dude, Tyson Moff is in a little trouble here right now.

He's huffing and puffing, too. Yep. Flat-footed, huffing and puffing. They said it's 99 degrees in there right now. That is so ridiculous. Now, is this at an outdoor arena? No. I thought they built it for this.

Right? Are they saving money on AC? What the fuck's going on? It's the first one, yeah. This is the first event in the arena? No. I thought they built it for this. Right? Are they saving money on AC? What the fuck's going on? It's the first one, yeah. This is the first event in the arena? I believe so. The AC broke. Someone's going to get hanged.

Yeah, someone's dying. That oil money. They don't fuck around. They don't fuck it around. Oh, my God. Is it really 99 degrees in there? I saw a thing that said 99. Dude, that is so bad.

To fight at 99 degrees, you've got to be acclimated to that shit and even then you're still gonna have a performance hit you're gonna definitely have a performance hit probably similar to fighting at very high altitude like mexico city type deal they don't look that sweaty though do they well it's hard to tell you know i mean we're we're not there they look sweaty as fuck sweaty as fuck you think sweating but i mean they just fought two rounds i mean we're we're not there they look sweaty as fuck sweaty as fuck you think sweating but i mean they just fought two rounds i mean they're in the second round oh there's a big mouse under the left eye of fahera god we haven't done one of these in a long time it's been a hot second what was the last one we did uh i can't even tell you it's been months callan is in his

gym shorts right now filming his television show, but he's on the way. You think it'd be possible to do a team MMA, like Americans versus Brazilians versus Russians? You mean IFL, bro? But like for countries. Like you take- Olympics. Like the Olympics, but you do it in the UFC. You take the best guy at 35, best guy at 45, like the ultimate. Russian's about to run the table.

Yeah, who'd win that? Except for heavyweight. Light heavyweight. You put everybody. Khabib, 45, like the ultimate. Russian's about to run the table. Yeah, who'd win that? Except for heavyweight. Light heavyweight. You put everybody, Khabib, everybody. Russians are taking over everything. Look at what they're doing in boxing. It's Russians and black guys. Russian and black guys are owning the fight world.

Well, Russians, like the whole light heavyweight division. I had Andre Ward on the other day. He's brilliant. He is. Every champion, all these contenders, like 78% of the other day. He's brilliant. He is. Every champion, all his contenders, like 78% of them are Russian. It's crazy. There's so many killer Russians.

When we think about the champs now, I mean, it's either well, shit, it's either Russian or black, right? Except for Stipe. And the winning team gets a billion dollars. I dig it. Dude, Ferreira just cracked him again. Tyson Moff's in trouble, man.

He's bleeding, too. He's bleeding out of his nose. Call it the UFC Olympics. That would be pretty badass, dude. So you got Cejudo at what? Oh! We'll make attempt. The heat index is 123.

But Cejudo wasn't born in Mexico. What'd you say, Jimmy? The heat index is 123 in there. Dominic Cruz was just quoted as saying, I'm cooking like a biscuit in here. The heat index is 123 in there. Dominic Cruz was just quoted as saying, I'm cooking like a biscuit in here. The heat index is 123, so it feels like 123 degrees. That's not going to be good for performance. Bro, that's ridiculous.

Imagine a third, fourth round for Khabib and Dustin. Ooh. Dude, that's ridiculous. Nice kick. I feel like, hey, advantage. Look at this kick. Poirier? No.

Really? Training in Florida? I don't think anybody's got advantage. Hot as fuck? Well, they're in an air-conditioned environment. They don't train outside. I mean, he's not training. That gym in New Orleans had no AC.

Right. Maybe advantage Poirier. Yeah, maybe. I mean, I wouldn't bank on it, though. I think everyone's going to be compromised. The fact that it's that hot, I'm going to text Dominic. See how hot it is? Just because I can.

See what's going on. How do they know that that shit happened? Well, you got Joshua versus Ruiz in Saudi Arabia, and they're building just a fucking arena for it, just for that one fight. I'm trying to find... They built this arena just for this fight? No, for Joshua, Ruiz, and December ruiz in december i'm just in the middle

of texan because this is only the second event in this one though maybe fuck the poor poor finally the title shot here you go when this one though we're coming back to new orleans i'd imagine all right i just sent him a text he might respond in between rounds if he has a time i love dominic Cruz. Shout out to Dominic Cruz. Right hand to the back of the head. Ferreira looks better. And you've got to think, Ferreira is training in Brazil, right?

Is he in Brazil right now training? And he's from Brazil, I know. I don't know if he's training. But Brazil obviously gets very hot. And a lot of gyms in Brazil are open-air gyms. But he looks, to me better like physically the way he's moving and tyson off looks like he's just trying to get his his wind back and he had a really good first round so he might have emptied out a little bit in that first round dude i like for hair here if i was walking in right now and somebody wanted to bet cash, I'd say Fajera's looking good.

All day. He's looking real good, man. Look at that, man. He's fighting at a real good pace. Oh, don't do that. Oh, God, isn't that? Don't do that. Don't do that.

Ooh, elbow. Ooh, right hand. Damn. You know what I've been watching a lot lately on YouTube? I've been watching Lethway. You know what I've been watching a lot lately on YouTube? I've been watching Lethway. You know what that is? No. That's that Muay Thai with no gloves and headbutts.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's crazy. There's this guy, David Ledoux. He's like the king of Lethway, and he's friends with Robin Black. Robin Black's done breakdowns of his stuff, and Robin has done some commentary for Lethway. Wild shit to watch, man. Where do they do him at?

Not here. I think you... I don't know where he lives. You watch that bare-knuckle boxing? Yes. You into that? It changed my opinion of whether or not MMA should be bare-knuckle. There you go, fellas.

I knew you'd come around. I knew you'd come around. The cuts are too much. Chris Lieben's whole face Is like an axe murder It's terrible Like you get hit in the head With a hatchet Dude you see it's Bigfoot

Versus Gonzaga Yeah I don't like that I don't like that It makes me sad That's Bigfoot on the Yeah Acai It seems like

You know what I'm talking about It seems like that Bare Knuckle What's the name of the show The event Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship BKFC

It just seems like It's blowing up right it is blowing up i mean people are is it though malinagi fighting artem loba got people excited about do you see the numbers though what kind of what kind of blowing up is all relative what's the numbers bring that shit up jamie it's not great he said over 200 something thousand but it came out it was like 11 000 or something no really it wasn't it was it wasn't crazy with the pay-per-view numbers yeah dude diego fajero is putting it on tyson off marabek tyson is in real trouble right it was like 11,000 or something. No, really? It wasn't crazy. With the pay-per-view numbers? Yeah.

Dude, Diego Fajero is putting it on Tysomoff. Marabek Tysomoff's in real trouble right now. He just got hit with a big right hand, and he's not offering any offense right now. He's just trying to gather his shit and just moving away. Even when he's throwing punches, it's like they're not dangerous. See, right here? He's exhausted.

It reminds me of Tony Ferguson here. Just stocking him down and just still not real. Tony Ferguson has changed the game in terms of a guy who has the ability to put it on you and doesn't get tired. He is at the top of the fucking list. I've never seen anybody like him. You know what he's going to do? The next project is he's going to open up a 10th planet in Big Bear. He wants to live in Big Bear.

I like it. He's going to go balls deep. That's got to have some impact. It says just 18,000 people downloaded it. They said 200,000, but then- How do they know, though? There's ways to count that shit. Dave Meltzer's reporting.

Meltzer's a pretty solid source. Yeah, he's legit. Oh, we tagged him again. Legit journalist. 18,000. That's not a lot. 18,000, I would legit. Oh, we tagged him again. Legit journalist. 18,000. That's not a lot. 18,000, I would say, I was disappointed.

No, that Logan Paul KSI 2 that's going to be on DAZN will get fucking 7 million or some shit like that. Billy Joe Saunders is on the undercard of that, which is so ridiculous. What?

What? What? Billy Joe Saunders is fighting on the undercard of Logan Paul KSI? One of the top 20 fighters on the planet Earth. I would say, yeah. Is this kickboxing?

No, boxing. It's two YouTubers who fought before. Wow. Well, now it's a different game, isn't it? Dude. I was on board when they were just fighting each other. Billy Joe Saunders is a fucking, he's an artist. Heavyweight?

No, Billy Joe is middleweight, right? Yeah. No, he could probably, I'd love to see him against Canelo. I think you'd give Canelo some fritz. Oh, he gives everybody. He's one artist Heavyweight? No Billy Joe is middleweight right? Yeah No he could probably I'd love to see him against Canelo I think you'd give Canelo some fritz Oh he gives everybody He's one of my favorites He gives everybody some problems

He's Tyson Fury's best friend Yeah He's hilarious Yes They pull up and match in Ferraris all the time They're great He fights like him too in a lot of ways Yeah

Very mobile He's a badass man Very mobile Wow But it's embarrassing That's embarrassing Oh another head kick Bro

And Tyson Moff is not offering Anything dangerous in return I think he's like severely compromised right now Oh shit Cracked again Who are the judges? That's a good question Adelaide

Adelaide Bird Cecil Peoples Who else? I don't know Who's like Who do you get excited about for judges adelaide burke because i know it's gonna be chaos yeah i see you're like yeah doug crosby like for real who is um oh look at that that's the end of the fight that's the end of the fight there's no way you

go to him there's no deal this is this is country. You don't know what the fuck's going to happen here. No, absolutely not. You don't know. Listen, they can't. It would be an embarrassment for them if they gave that to Tysomoff. They don't give a fuck. Tysomoff's face got beat up. See, this is early in the fight.

Tysomoff cracked him. Why are they showing just his highlights? Hey, that could sway judges. Why are they showing just his highlights? This is the end of the fight. This is the end of the fight. This is the first round. You see Tysomoff coming on strong. They're just showing. Okay, they showed sway judges. Why are they showing judges? This is the end of the fight. This is the end of the fight. This is the first round. You see Tysomoff coming on strong.

Dude, they're just showing. Okay, they showed that. That was nice. No, but then as the fight wears on, then you see Diego come on strong. Listen, I work in the fucking production. They show the first round

and then the second, third. Yeah, the first round was all Tysomoff, but then the second and third, see, now they're showing Fajero putting it on. Might be a draw. I'll figure him 10-8 that first round.

Dude, look at this. Crack. Fajero's a beast, man. Look at the numbers, though. Come on. Even round one. The numbers are crazy. Well, the thing is, like, Tysomoff hit him with big shots in round one.

That's terrible for Tysomoff because Tysomoff has not fought in the UFC in quite a while. And for him to come back to the UFC. Hey, Jamie, on the other screen, can you pull up Diego Ferreira's record? He's a fucking good fighter, man. He's a good fighter. But, again, the endurance thing. Nobody's like Tony. I mean, literally, he's like a superhuman.

I've never seen anybody that can sustain an attack like Ferguson. No one. So what does he got here? He lost to Dustin. He lost to Benil Dariush. He got Dustin KO'd him. Dustin's a monster. But he beat Olivier Aubamecier. He beat Rustam Kabilov. Those are good fighters, man. Really good. Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. If he fucking loses, oh, he won. He won. Marabek went down. Oh, did he thought he was going to win?

No, no, he didn't think he was going to win. I think he's praying. Yeah, I think he's praying. You never know. You kind of got to pray in front of those people. You never know. Yeah, no fucking way, dude. If he won that fight, it would have been a horrible travesty of justice. Do you remember Alessio Sacara versus Talos Leitis?

No, I don't. You don't remember that one? No. What happened? That one, Sacara got the decision, but Talos Leitis took him down over and over, never really got hit standing, and took his back like two or three times. Really? And Sakara escaped all the back attempts and then

got back to his feet. So the replays were all Sakara's escapes, back escapes. Where was it at? Guess who won? Sakara? Yeah. Really? Because the replays influenced the judges, man. You think so? I know so, dude. I was in the truck, dude, when that influenced the judges, man. You think so? I know so, dude.

I was in the truck, dude, when that happened. Oh, wow. What did you say? Hey, how come you guys aren't showing the replays of the takedowns and the back control? I don't remember what happened. Where was that at? Watch that fight, and then you'll see at the end, all the replays are Sakara escaping back control, and he won. Was this back in the day?

When was this? This was probably about 12 years ago. Oh, wow. Yeah. They don't know. They didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. They were throwing chicken bones to decide who won. Watch that fight and then tell me who won.

Who won? They don't know. Wow. It's amazing that you brought that up. That's a crazy fight. I'll never forget that one. That's how I know. That sticks in my brain.

Like those replays. That's why I thought of it. Oh, that's why you said it. Replay. Because the judges are sitting there going, oh my God, what do I do? What do I do? So they look at the replays, and if the replays are showing one guy is getting the better of the other guy, then they go, okay, in the truck they think he's winning, so then, okay, he's winning.

You know what's crazy is that nothing really significant has changed in terms of who judges fights. It's like basically the same kind of people, the same people. in terms of who judges fights. It's basically the same kind of people, the same people. You're not seeing, look, Ricardo Almeida is a judge in New York, which is a great thing, but you're not seeing a lot of that. Nothing. You're not seeing a lot of experts. Yeah, we need more of Ricardo Almeida type judges. Yes, yes.

Either former fighters or martial arts experts. If you say you want to be a judge, I want to see you show me how you apply a darts choke. Show me what's the difference between an anaconda choke and a darts choke. Show me how do you do a ten-finger guillotine. Show me. Show me. If you don't know what that is, if you don't know how to do it,

how are you going to know whether or not someone's in danger when they're in the middle of a fight? I'd also show them fights like the one you were talking about with Sakaar and ladies and be like, how do you score this? Right. You guys are talking all sorts of fucking common sense, dude. That's not what it's about. Just hit me back. Dominic Cruz.

Well, I don't want to say that. But he says so fucking hot. Part of what he said, I will not repeat. Yeah. He says fucking hot. You can't say fucking. No, I can say that. I. Part of what he said, I will not repeat. Yeah. He says fucking hot. You can't say fucking. No, I can say that. I can't say what else he said.

I'll show you. You want to see it? Yes. Is it racist? No, no. No, Jesus. Dominic's not racist at all. No.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Show that to Brendan, but tell him to shut the fuck up about it. Don't say this on your podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Show that to Brendan, but tell him to shut the fuck up about it. Don't say this on your podcast. Yeah. I'm, we should all go to New York. I'm not doing a show in New York because I'm going to do Madison Square Garden afterwards.

I'm going to do- How far afterwards? What show is that? I'm going to do Madison Square Garden in 2020. Wait a minute. With Chappelle? No, by myself. You're doing Madison Square Garden in 2020. Wait a minute. With Chappelle? No, by myself. You're doing Madison Square Garden stand-up by yourself.

You've done it before, though, Joe. No. But not the big one, right? I did the Little Arena before. Wait a minute. By yourself. Dude, I'm doing some big-ass places. I'm doing some big-ass places.

Damn. It's fun. So what were you going to say, Joe? That's November 2nd, so you're not going to do one before then. Yeah, I'm say Joe? That's November 2nd So you're not gonna do one before then Yeah I'm not doing a show On November 2nd You know we should We should do a podcast

In New York How about we all fly down To New York I'll get you guys Seats ringside And the night before We just do a Talking shit podcast

With a fight card A pre-game Wait a minute There's gonna be a UFC And you're gonna do Madison Square Garden? No no no I'm doing Madison Square Garden a couple months later.

Okay. So you're not talking about that show. No, actually quite a few months later. So it's like November is when the UFC is there. I'm not doing a show there until 2020. What show is Madison Square Garden? That's the big one. That's Nate Diaz, Mas Vidal.

Oh, that's November? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Darren Till. November 2nd? Kelvin Gast Darren Till. November 2nd? Calvin Gastelum. How about if we did that? We did a fight companion preview, get drunk, talk shit in my hotel room. New York.

On November 2nd. Damn. I'm free that weekend. Oh. I mean, if you want to do it, we could do it. Hold. That'd be so much fun. fight stylebender stylebender versus robert whittaker oh my goodness that's gonna be a big fight i can't wait for that fight i'm in town

too it's the only weekend i'm not on the road look at us dude i'm really excited about this whittaker versus stylebender is my big fight for the year. Fuck yes. That's my big fight. I can't wait for that. Sorry, Adam Greentree. Not big enough to get me to fly to Australia. They tried to get me to fly over there for this one, too. I'm like, mm, rather be here.

Rather be here, folks. But Stylebender versus Whitaker is the fight, man. Such a good fight. That's the fight. They're both in their prime. Dude, then how about But Stylebender versus Whittaker is the fight, man. Such a good fight. That's the fight. Just so. They're both in their prime. Dude, then how about Costa? Now he's ranked.

He's two now, I think. He's right there, man. He's so scary. They're all scary. He ate everything. Costa John Jones? Is that what you're thinking? No, he's a different weight class.

What, he's midway? Costa's midway. Costa, Stylebender. But, you know, they want Costa to move up. California does. California's like, hey, man, you're cutting too much fucking weight. California's not going to let him. He's dominating him.

He's only fought once in California, though. So if California says. And did he miss weight? No, he made weight. And here's the thing. Look at that shit. They say you can't gain more than 15 pounds. What is that?

56,000 seating capacity. 40,000 sold. 40 40 000 tickets already sold in australia for whittaker versus adesanya holy shit oh my goodness october 6th in the month of marvel stadium i like a marvel comic stadium dude ronda rousey home holds the record does it dude they just said that oh wow the attendance record yeah attendance record. Yeah. Oh, wow. Women hold the attendance record for MMA. In Australia, yeah. That is insane. I remember being there.

That was crazy. You think Ronda will ever come back? Nope. No, I don't think she wants to. I think Ronda's a strong woman. She decides she's done, she's done. She's going to move on. I don't think she wanted to keep doing it.

I just think making money off wrestling is better. I think when she came back and fought Amanda and then Amanda knocked her out, that must have really fucked her up mentally. But now, looking back, Amanda, she fucked up Cyborg. She would have fucked up anybody.

So I'm thinking that Ronda feels a little bit better about that Amanda fight. Maybe. She got knocked out by Holly before that, though. a little bit better about that Amanda fight. Maybe. She got knocked out by Holly before that, though. And they got starched by Amanda. Yeah, but then Amanda just knocked out Holly with a fucking head kick. But still, even today. But they weren't competitive.

Even today, still. Even today. If the fight's on the ground, you got to give it to Ronda. Ronda's still better than. I don't know about that with Amanda. Amanda's a legit black belt in jiu-jitsu yeah legit yeah but amanda's by far owned everybody on the ground with arm bars but she's had a very singular attack arm bars it was all arm bars and she was a fighting great competition i'm just saying if she just focused on her judo and and

her arm bars and and and didn't try to be a striker. You think she'd be like a Khabib now? I think if she went to American Top Team. You take a couple losses, you lose a couple. Everyone loses. You lose, you come back. Everyone loses and they come back. You know what I mean?

I think Ronda would still be in the mix. Oh, 100%. I think she would have to separate and move to a real camp. She would have to train with real trainers, like a real group of killers, grappling trainers, wrestling trainers. Make sure she's got the best sparring partners and, more importantly, a real mind. A real, like a fucking... Firas. Firas Ahabi.

Like someone like that. Or, you know, Mike Brown. Or, you know, Duke Rufus. Someone. Top of the food chain person. Matt Hume. Right? A Top of the food chain person Matt Matt Hume Right A top of the food chain coach

Why would she do it though She wouldn't That's why she's not going to She's killing it in WWE She wants to have kids She's not going to They're good Why would she come back

This was crazy shit Watching Stipe just knock out DC It was crazy dude Oh is Curtis Blades on now Dude Stipe. How much money is Ronda making in the WWE? Millions.

Millions of money. She's making millions. More money than she's ever made? No. She's getting paid to pretend. So why the fuck would you risk all that and go back to UFC? What do you think about King Velasquez? You think he's going to stick with wrestling?

Did you see him? He's good. I mean, he has a mask on and shit. He puts that mask on and with the Mexican Lucha, leave it a fucking crew. Dude, he could be huge. He said he loves it.

He could be huge. He was doing flips and shit. And yeah, yeah. I was like, people, his legs and throw nacho. He's kind of fucked up back.

How can he do all that shit? Or does he? Oh, he does. Or does he have a fucked up, you know, he just over it. And like, I'm gonna go put this mask on and get paid not to get punched i think there's a big difference between a flip that you orchestrate yourself versus someone fucking picking you up

and slamming you on the ground training and you know wrestling with how crazy is it that people are into fake fighting it's weird fucking they love it though they love their passion about it and if you talk shit about they come at you in droves. Trust me. I know. Trust me. I know. But look,

Tony Hinchcliffe, who I love to death, that fucking kid lives for it. He lives for fake friends. Yeah, Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins. He's all in there. People love it.

He owns one of the organizations. Yeah. Billy owns one. Yeah. They might as well make movies and TV shows while they're at it. No,

they want to see it live. They want to see a live play. It's like a live, wild, crazy play. I respect it. Look, it's like... They grind. They grind. It's hard.

It falls into other shit like video games, cartoons, comic books, nerd culture. It's like stuff that you enjoyed when you were a kid, and these guys embrace it deep into adulthood. They hung on to it. It's fun for them. I get it. I don't mind it. They always compare it to Game of adulthood. They hung on to it. It's fun for them. I get it. I don't mind it. They always compare it to Game of Thrones.

They do make movies. I don't know if you knew that. That's a no. What? These are all WWE movies. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. These are WWE movies? Yeah, man. They make movies? No, these are wrestlers who are starring in movies. No, look. WWE Studios. Oh, shit.

I didn't know that. Oh, damn. They are WWE Studios. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Oh, damn, they are making movies. Oh, wow. Has anybody heard of any of these movies? Hey, watch your mouth. I've heard of the Marine. Oh, Fighting with Family with The Rock, I heard it's decent.

How dare you? Okay. How dare you? Jingle all the way to Santa's little helper Arnold suck this dick Change this Right now I don't want to look at this

Get that off the air Those were Hey those Hey real quick Those were terrible movies They might have been No you'll never know Those were awful movies

We gotta do a fight command Where we watch one of those movies We gotta do a fight That and all of Tyler Perry's movies We'll watch one of those movies. That and all of Tyler Perry's movies. We'll watch Maeda. Jesus Christ, he's done like 18 of those. Bro, we get it.

Does he dress like a woman in real life? You'd have to ask him. Gun to the head? Yeah. Gun to the head one time and don pumps. At least one time. If I had to bet everything I have

put all in on his own has he ever put pumps on? Does he have a size 14 pump in his trunk? Yeah. Hey listen you gotta respect

respect transgenders a thousand percent. You know what I mean? You got to. But I think like after 60, like after 60, you should stop.

If you keep wearing makeup and wigs after 60, you should. What about for ladies? Like Christy Brinkley's over 60. She's still wearing makeup.

How old's Cindy Crawford? If you're a transgender and you're over 60, you should probably dress like old ladies, right? And with the gray wig. Not if you got it, though. Again, there's different ladies. Like, look, Christy Brinkley. Have you seen what she looks like now? I think she's 64.

She's still hot as fuck. Stunning. Hot. No filter? No, long legs. No filter. Elizabeth Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley.

Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram is goddamned hilarious. It is all her and her underwear. Every picture. How old is she? 85 years old. Every picture. She's older than me. I'm 52.

She's like 54 or 55. That was Bill Clinton's girl. Every picture. Allegedly. Every picture of her is her in her underwear on her Instagram. She's so bad. Looking good, baby. Oh, dude. Looking good. Fucking tan filter.

I think what she does is eat, go to the gym, and take pictures in her underwear. I think that's all she does. She's earned it. Yeah, man. Look, she's letting everybody know, like, while she's still got this body, she's putting that motherfucker front and center on display. She's 85 years old. 85.

54. 54. Chrissy Brickley's 65. God damn. How does she do it? Wait, is Hurley's 54? That ain't that old. Dude, she's hot as fuck, though.

That ain't that old. If you saw her at a club, you'd think that's a 35-year-old smoking show. Look at that. Smoke show. That's a serious filter, though. Come on. No, that's a bad picture, Jamie. How dare you introduce that one as the first picture? Let's see something without That's a little bit early Come on No that's a bad picture Jamie How dare you introduce that

With C-Sum's the first picture C-Sum's without a filter I'm just clicking No Show me the full screen That's her Yes Dude she's hot as fuck

That's her in 1998 No no no That's her like last week That's her in her pool Dude When you got that kind of Elizabeth Hurley cash The picture right there

With her in the bikini On the floaty thing On the pink flamingo Every bitch Bro Loves a pink flamingo. Hot as fuck. Look at her body, man. She keeps it toned. She has like a 30-year-old son.

Does she have kids? Imagine being her son. Her kid's 50. She lives in a new world. We live in a new world. A woman like her with massive amounts of resources, and she can go to all the best doctors hormone replacement all the best like look at look at that that's her and her daughter dude she's hot as fuck she's 65 years old look at her come on son daughter looking like the ugly friend your mom's hot can you keep your

ass together at 55 though yeah if you don't see any ass shots if you do an ass in the ass elizabeth hurley has ass shots. Elizabeth Hurley's ass is perfect. That's hard for me to believe. I think at 50, your ass just falls apart. Guys can do it. Guys can do it, though. Guys have different kind of asses. They have longer asses.

Our hips are narrow. But you can get ass jobs these days. You can get the Brazilian. That's the worst advice ever. Any girls out there thinking about, look, no guys like ass implants. No guys. No guys are into it. No guys.

No guys. No guys. Well, here's the thing. Girls are starting to develop ass cancer. They're starting to develop cancer in the same areas where women were. Some women are getting breast cancer from implants. It's not always. They're getting ass cancer?

What? Ass cancer. Yes. But cheek cancer? Yes. But from the implants? Yes. Or are they doing the Brazilian body lift, which is fat?

Let me answer. It's a reaction to the implants. Damn. Your body doesn't want foreign substances in its body. If you put something in your body, a piece of plastic, and then your body has to go, why is this here? What the fuck is this? And your body starts to fight it and reject it, and then you develop scar tissue around

it. That's why a lot of older ladies that have got boob jobs, if you hug them, it feels like they've got two basketballs in their chest. It's fucking weird. Because it's all scar tissue. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. So here we go. Curtis Blades.

And what is homeboy's name? Say that name, Brendan. Oh, dude. Come on. Abdurakimov. Abdurakimov. Abdurakimov. Ooh.

He's a big fella. It's Curtis Blades with his big shot, the deep shot. And whose mug shot is that over there? Richard Pryor. Oh, shit. The goat. Look at this. Crazy.

Curtis Blades already on his back. That boy is hairy. So you got a good picture of Christie Brinkley's ass? There must be one out there. I don't think so, dude. Neither of them turn around in there. No. It's hairy. So you got a good picture of Christie Brinkley's ass? There must be one out there. I don't think so, dude. Neither of them turn around. No. It's impossible.

It's impossible. Unless she's doing squats every other day at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado. It ain't happening. I'm telling you, man. You guys are hating on implants, but there's the Brazilian butt lift, which isn't implants. It's all horrible. It's fat from your body into your ass. It's horrible.

I'm telling you, that's what they're doing. If you've got to fucking put something in your ass to make it round, that means you've never worked out. And your legs are not going to match that ass. But that doesn't work on some girls because they don't have enough fat for it. So what they do is they put plastic in there. Those are the implants. Those are the girls.

Ass implants do not count. I agree. I would rather marry a chick with a flat ass than marry a chick with ass implants. Fuck no. A million percent. No way. You just never fuck her doggy style. No way.

You just go missionary. Go old fashioned style. Never flip her over. Old fashioned style. Never. You never flip that bitch over. Old fashioned style. Like olden days. Who do you think was the

first guy to fuck a girl doggy style? Like what year was that? Uh, Adam. Adam and Eve? That's it. Are you kidding? Right in front of the tree, dude. Right in front of the tree eating an apple. He put the apple on her apple.

Are you kidding? I think missionary came like, I think missionary started like 200 years ago. From the Vatican or something. It was like missionary. Curtis Blades, wrestle fucking him today. God, he can wrestle. He's a great wrestler. The thing about Blades is like, Ngannou's beat him twice. The last time he stopped him, you know, well, he can wrestle. He's a great wrestler. The thing about Blades is like,

Ngannou's beat him twice and the last time he stopped him, you know, well, he stopped him both times. The last time he stopped him quick.

I feel like a guy like him is in this spot where it's like, can he ever beat Ngannou? Right? I mean, he's a really good wrestler.

He's strong as fuck. He's beaten a lot of people. Beat the shit out of Alistair Overeem. I mean, Curtis Blades is a tough. He's strong as fuck. He's beaten a lot of people. Beat the shit out of Alistair Overeem. I mean, Curtis Blade's a tough, tough dude. Did he play football? No, wrestled. Juco National Champion.

Oh, shit. Super stud. He's a Team Elevate guy, right? Elevation. Elevation. So was he a NCAA Division I National Champion? Juco National Champion. What the hell is that?

Junior college. Junior college. John Jones was Juco National Champ. Rumble Johnson, I think, was high up there, too. How about Rumble Johnson making that comeback? Man, him versus Francis. Sign me up right now. That poster would be so sick. I don't want him to

fight someone like Francis in the first fight back. I want him to make a big statement. He's coming back for sure? Yep. He's training. He just posted a video. He said, first time hitting pads in two years. Okay. All right. Yeah, don't give him Francis right away.

What do you think happened? I have a feeling like he was itching, and then he did a grappling match against Craig Jones. He got leg locked with the quickness. Okay. Craig Jones locked him up quick. He probably got real mad, and then probably said, you know what? Fuck this. I ain't going out like that

Yeah I'm gonna start smashing I also think maybe Like retired life maybe And then the He was like an ambassador For Bare Knuckle And maybe just retired

He's like God this shit is boring I can fight a heavyweight Well he's in the weed game too He's involved somehow or another In some legal marijuana enterprise But that's not gonna get your rocks off And when people retire like in boxing when people

retire they are like i got enough money i'll retire i got a couple mil i'll retire but then you get used to that couple mil and you're like damn i'm running out of fucking money i got like 700 000 left yeah you're right you know what i mean i got i gotta take another fight they all come back yeah because vitor still doing the damn thing. Yep. Fighting for one FC. Are they going to drug test him at all? No. They should.

Just to make sure he's on drugs. Just to make sure. Get your money's worth. We're fighting in the middle of nowhere. Come on. Man, there's no way Dana's going to give Curtis a title fight. He's fighting like Khabib. What's the difference?

Well, he's got to beat Francis. Francis beat him twice. I mean, the only way he's getting a title fight is if Francis wins the title and nobody wants to fight Francis. And you'd have to win a few. Look at those elbows from the mouth.

He's nasty. His ground and pound is nasty. Ferocious. It's over, kid. A wrestler in the mouth? Oh, but he's really good. Oh, shit.

This dude's in serious trouble. This is like scott morris patrick smith that's rap he's his ground pound is filthy ferocious that's the end of the round too i don't know if they stopped the fighter though oh really yeah oh i thought oh no that's gonna go on to the second round i bet oh it's not over okay no yeah this is very cool dude yeah they're bringing him to his corner why you got lucky dude all I'm assuming All these Russians Have terrible haircuts right None of them have hair That's a lot of Fucking testosterone

Correct A lot of hair on the body Not on top Boom You know who's got The craziest is What's that guy's name Rustam Chiev

What's that guy's name The wrestler The grappler dude He's starting Yep Rustam Chaziev Chaziev Yeah

That guy is the hairiest man On the face of the planet And he looks like a bear. He's one of the beastliest grapplers on the planet. Really? He's a killer. Rustem. He's a killer.

Rustem picks people up and throws them across the fucking room all the time. He's like a giant Khabib. He's exactly like a giant Khabib. Exactly. Covered in hair. Is he doing MMA? Yes. He does MMA, but he doesn't... I don't know exactly what he's doing now.

He's fought in EBI. He got to the finals and lost to Gordon Ryan in overtime. God, Gordon Ryan's a badass. So he got to the finals with Gordon, lost in overtime. Rustam is no joke. But pull up a picture of that dude. He's literally the hairiest man you're ever going to see in your life. Outside of George the Animal Steel.

His name is Rustam. Rustam Chia. Good luck with that, Jamie. C-H-I-E-V, I think. Yeah, he's got a lot of hair on his back. He's a beast. Curtis Stryken's doing a lot better, too. Oh, he got caught with an uppercut.

He's just trying to get in there. Yeah, he's just trying to get to that same position again. Once he realized he could hold that guy down and beat the fuck out of him. Blades versus Stipe would be fun. Be interested to see how Stipe deals with the straight wrestling. So the belt's back in Cleveland now. The belt's back in Cleveland.

Yes, sir. Everything's in Cleveland now. Take a picture of that. Everything's in Cleveland. Oh, Beckham Jr., are you kidding me? Look at that guy's body. He looks like a werewolf. Holy shit.

Look at that shit. Find a better picture of him. There's better pictures. That's him right there. That's him shaved. Yeah, that's him clipped. How dare you shave? How about that one?

There we go. Rust. Dude. Hairy cat. That's the Russian bear. That's the Russian bear right there. That's the hairiest man I've ever seen. Serious grappler.

Holy shit. I'm trying to get him to do combat jiu-jitsu. Oh my god. Look at the hair on his arms. Good for him. How many MMA guys have gotten into combat jiu-jitsu? Jesse Taylor, Josh Neer. Josh Neer?

Most, I would say 98% of the guys that do combat jiu-jitsu have MMA experience. They're pure jiu-jitsu grapplers. They don't want to have anything to do with combat jujitsu. Fuck that shit. 99% of the guys that I have all have MMA experience. When did Josh near compete? He was, uh,

when we did, um, EBI 17, it was, uh, the first 16 man combat jujitsu tournament we did. And, um,

I think, I think he got taken out in the first round. He's coming back, though. He's doing the next one, the next show. Next combat jiu-jitsu is November 24th in Mexico. It's the middleweights. John Thor Blank, he won that tournament that Josh Neer did. Josh Neer's coming back.

John Thor's coming back. Jesse Taylor's going to do it. Felipe Fogelin. It's going gonna be insane November 24th in Mexico Interesting Oh damn We're out of Mexico

Monterey Josh Neer's like one of the Forgotten pioneers He was a killer The dentist Killer Yeah Like when was the last time

You fought MMA though? It's been a long time right? So you just decided To compete again but Yeah combat jiu jitsu Oh it's over It's over Look at that Boy Curtis is beating The shit out of him Did you guys see the, combat jiu-jitsu Oh, it's over It's over, look at that Boy, Curtis is beating the shit out of him

Did you guys see the last combat jiu-jitsu show? I did not You didn't see it? I did not Dude, you gotta go get on UFC Fight Pass And watch the last one, dude Dude It was insane

It's a great idea, Eddie It was insane, dude It's a great step for guys Who are thinking about fighting in MMA To go from jiu-jitsu, MMA Or jiu-jitsu, combat jiu-jitsu. There's a lot of different ways to look at it. You could look at it as if you're planning on transitioning into MMA and you're a grappler, it's a great sport. Or if you're done with MMA and it's too brutal but you still want to compete, that's another way to look at it.

I look at it as just the most gangster form of jiu-jitsu. Like when you just look at jiu-jitsu, forget about MMA. You just look at jiu-jitsu and all the different formats. Combat jiu-jitsu is the most gangster. It's the most scary. It's the scariest one. And like I said, pure jiu-jitsu grapplers don't want to have anything to do with combat jujitsu it's all guys from mma do they look oh sorry i was gonna say out of all the guys in mma in the

heavyweight division does curtis blades have the best ground and pound by far not even close yep by far well smashing with these well you know kate velasquez is up in there yeah oh yeah kate has a mask on for god's sakes right now so but still he's still in there. Oh, yeah. Cade has a mask on, for God's sakes, right now. But still, he's still in the mix, right? Is he in the mix? No, he just got, you know, he came back and got starched. Is he still there? No contract? But is he done?

I don't know. He said right now he's focused on the Nacho Libre stuff, and then he's going to, you know. Watch your mouth, man. Is that what it's called? Nacho Libre? I'm not even trying to be funny. Lucha Libre. Nacho Libre is the movie.

Yeah, that's a Jack Black movie. You're going gonna get attacked online You better watch it Yeah they're coming for you bro Oh no Bring it bro Nacho Libre Curtis Blades

I like his haircut too How did Francis beat him? Knocked him out? Starched him Both times? He stopped him in the first fight No he didn't First fight

TKO right? He stopped him Doctor stoppage though Yeah He got a crazy swelling in his eye Was Curtis Blades trying to take him down the whole fight? Yes. He was.

And then the second fight, he got starched right away. Francis went in and just clipped him. That was a big fight for Francis. He's still in the mix. Look at him. He's still fighting. He's number four. He don't give a fuck.

No, he's number four. He don't give a fuck. He's in the mix. I think he knows now more than ever. I'm just going to guess. But I think based on his experience in those fights with Francis, that he realizes, you know what? I just got to be the heavyweight Khabib. I got to take people down and smash them on the ground.

Him versus Stipe is very interesting. It's just hard when a guy stopped you a couple times in a row, you know? Two's tough. He's huge. Look how giant he is. I mean, John's tiny, though. Anik's freaking tiny. Is he?

Yeah, he's a small man. How tall is he? How tall is Anik, Rogan? He's my height. So he's 5'8". Damn, he's that short? Maybe he's 5'7"? No, he's shorter than you.

Maybe 5'7", 5'8"? I'm kidding. He's in the neighborhood. You're height? When people say you're short, I'm like, damn, I'm Joe Rogan-Side. I'm right there with them. What are you guys? We are short.

5'9". He's 5'9 His back surgery gave him an inch Yep Tight move Three quarters of an inch I swear to God I went to the doctor

And I fucking had a physical And they measured me 5'9 How are you? Oh my God How is it now? Not good That's a big sign

Yeah That's not good I'm not liking that You know Before my back surgery the pain came from inflammation. So I had no disc and my bones were rubbing together. My L5, S1, or whatever the fuck they call it. So what ends up happening, there's a problem there in my back.

So my body, it inflames, the whole lower back, just so it's like sore. So I was living life with just a stiff, frozen back all the time. Finally got an MRI after years and years. Finally got the back surgery. So now there's a titanium disc in between the two vertebrae. But my body is still, you know, because I'm rolling now and I don't think I'm supposed to, but I got to fucking lose weight. I don't know any other way and I don't think I'm supposed to, but I got to fucking lose weight.

I don't know any other way. You don't think you're supposed to roll? My doctor told me, he doesn't know anything about jujitsu. And he said, he goes, okay, what are you doing exactly

in this jujitsu thing? I go, he goes, are people picking you up and slamming you? I said, no, no,

no, no, no, no, they're not picking me up because I'm always pulling guard. I didn't want to explain that to him because he didn't know what pulling guard. I go, no, no, no, no one's picking me up and slamming me. He said, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're not picking me up because I'm always pulling guard. You know, so I didn't want to explain that to him because he didn't know what pulling guard.

I go, no, no, no, no one's picking me up and slamming. He goes, okay, that's good. But you're not like twisting or anything, are you? And I said, twisting? Well, my nickname's the twister. No, we're not twisting. So he goes, as long as you don't twist, you don't want to do anything. You don't want to go to the gym and twist your back at all no twisting at all you you can't you can't no running no twisting

and no squatting running no no running no squatting no squatting no deadlifts they go you we don't want any compression going on in your spine at all and no twisting and um jesus so what's happening is i'm rolling and my back feels the same like before surgery like it hurts it's still inflamed it's still inflamed so it's my body's going something's wrong with your back what what do you think would happen if you got like regenekeen down there or anything i did that dude yeah before before the surgery you did but what about now that's another 10K. I ain't going to do that shit again. Yeah.

Yeah. You know what? I'm just, I'm rolling. Ooh! This is the fight. Islam Makhachev, Davi Ramos. Are you kidding me? Davi fucking Ramos is the shit.

This is the fight I'm looking forward to almost as much as the main event. Yeah. Davi Ramos is. He is the shit. But so is Islam. Islam is a beast, man man that guy is so good dc said he's the heir apparent he said if you see him go with khabib he said that motherfucker is a future champion i've heard he's an absolute monster yeah jim he's so complete i don't really know that much about davi ramos stand-up skills, but if the fight gets on the ground, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be over quick.

You think? I don't know. No. It's not that easy. I know who Davi is. He's a monster. I don't think it's going to be that easy, though. I don't know.

But he's won decisions, Eddie. Davi Ramos has won decisions against guys who are not as good as islam okay okay he's not a straight savage yeah maybe i'm wrong about that davi ramos's record is he's a combat sports uh you know world champion so he's versed in grappling well he's so good not to the islamist jiu-jitsu no no okay i could be wrong because i don't know anything about islam he's so solid dude he's so solid like he might be hard to finish. I'll take that back. I'll take that back. But I just wanted to say that I'm a giant fan of Davi Ramos' jiu-jitsu.

What he's done in Abu Dhabi is insane. Yeah, so see, he's got one decision against Austin Hubbard in his last fight. Who is this? He lost to Sergio Moraes. Yeah, but Sergio Moraes Is another Nasty fucking Jiu Jitsu fighter And Sergio is actually A larger guy

Sergio's Sergio's fighting At 185 Is he fighting At 185 or 170 now No 170 But he fought at 85 This is losses

Or decisions In the finals Of the Ultimate Fighter Brazil He fought 85 Against Mutante Cesar Ferreira That was 85 And they fought 70

Neil Magny Triangle choke Neil Magny I'm going to call Dave Davy Ramos armbar I'm going to say Davy Ramos armbar Right now All I'm saying is He's won a bunch of submissions But he's submission Nick Piedmont

You know he decision Nick Piedmont He decision this Austin Hubbard character In his last fight. So that he went three rounds with that cat. That was a good fight too. Austin Hubbard's a good fighter. That was a really good fight. Powerful Rick Lee in the back.

So I don't know if he's going to submit him quick. I think Mokachev's the best fighter he's fought. Yeah. I really do. I would assume your boy's an underdog, Eddie. God damn it, Brandon. Why you got to piss on my prediction? I'm not, dude.

Hey, how's Victor's back? Because Victor had the same surgery as you, right? Yeah, he came in last week. How's his back? His was a little different than mine. Really? You'd be surprised that when I went to have back surgery, my doctor showed me x-rays of all these different backs. He goes, dude, they all look way different.

Everyone's back is so different. And some people have fucked up backs. They've never done anything athletically their whole life. So it's like his was different than mine. Mine was worse than Victor. Islam's minus 400 favorite. I think he's the biggest favorite on the card besides Khabib. God damn it.

Yeah. I didn't know anything about Islam. Oh, he's so good, dude. He's so good. If you talk to anyone who's in like the circles, he's like the next Khabib. They think he's the A.O. parent. Yeah.

God damn it. He's a fucking nightmare. So can I take back my prediction? No. I can't take it back? No, no, no, never. Wait a minute. I got to commit to it?

Once you say something, you stick with it for life. That's bullshit. We didn't bet on it, though. At least we didn't bet on it. We could have hustled Callan. I'll bet. I got to commit to it? Once you say something, you stick with it for life. That's bullshit. We didn't bet on it, though. At least we didn't bet on it. We could have hustled Callan. I'll bet. When's Callan's shop? 20 bucks.

I got Davi Ramos. 20 bucks. He might not ever be here. 20 bucks. He said he was going to be done at 11, but he's probably at a wine shop right now picking up vintages. I knew he was. When they say you're done at 11 when you're filming a TV show, you're done at one and

one. I bet you he doesn't make it. I bet you he doesn't make it. So let me ask you this. What was the difference between Victor's back and your back? It just looked different. You had to qualify physically for disc replacement. If you don't qualify for disc replacement,

your bone's got to be a certain way, then they just fuse it. Then they just fucking put like a metal cage in your spine and just fucking screw it all that's what cane got yeah so fusion is that's hardcore but the the alternative is disc replacement and it all depends how your bones sit and i was right dude i was right he was showing me my doctor said dude you're bare you're barely qualifying for disc replacement you want to do do it? It's on you. Dude, it was a game time decision. I decided whether I was going to go fusion or disc right before they put me out.

Oh, my God. That's Khabib's dad, right? Sorry to interrupt you guys. It's your decision, not mine, because I was on the fence. I was on the borderline, and I decided to go with disc replacement. So there's a risk there's a risk if if you're not qualified physically and you go ahead and do it shit could fall apart like like what what is the qualification though that's what i'm confused it's the way your bones are sitting like if you're if your vertebrae are like um like uh

horizontal then you're good but if you're like this, if your vertebrae, some people are like, they're like, no, we got to fuse that motherfucker. Cause it's slipping off your shit. Oh,

so it's so, so cockeyed that it's like poking into the side of your body. It's simplified. It's just, if, if you're horizontal and there's something that it's laying on, it's good. But if you're like this,

mine was like this, my back was like, they were ready to just fuse it. Ooh. But the problem with but if you're like this mine was like this my back was like they were ready to just fuse it but the problem with if you get fusion in five years you got to fuse the vertebrae on top of it and then five years later you got to fuse the other one so your back's just going to be metal i know a girl she used to work at the comedy store her whole back's fused yeah she had some something fucked up with it once Once you go fusion, every five years you gotta get more.

Bro, she walked like this. Yeah. Everything was like this. It was like she had a pole from her head all the way to her butt. Is she still there? No.

She was like this. But other than my back, dude, I had shoulder surgery and knee surgery and those motherfuckers aren't 100% either. I think at 50, when you're 50,

I don't think you ever recover 100%. Are you still on the TRT? A little bit. What about STEM? Did you say you're doing STEM cell too? No, no, no, no, no. You got to do that. I guarantee you if you did that, that'd fix that shoulder. Guarantee you.

I'm about to get in my foot for my plantar. You still have plantar fasciitis? Horribly. Are you still running? Yeah, I have to. You have to? I just love it. Why don't you get one of themribly. Are you still running? Yeah, I have to. You have to? I just love it. Why don't you get one of them zero runners?

Have you seen that thing that I have out here? Is it a woodway? No, no, no. It's a, it's a like a. It's weird. It's sort of like an elliptical machine, but you, you're, it's, you're actually doing it as a runner. The movement.

The movement is the same as running. That could be cool. I like it. I swim a lot. I just got it here Try it I like to run outside though I like hiking

I do too But I mix it up I mix it up with that I mix it up with the air runner Which is a runner That you push yourself You propel it yourself That's like a woodway

It's like a tank tire I'm back to swimming now I'm swimming every week man Do you go somewhere to do that? YMCA baby Do you? YMCA in Burbank Old school Burbank I'm doing every week man Do you go somewhere to do that? YMCA baby I'm doing the exact same routine I did For the Metamorris fight Trying to lose weight

Trying to get my cardio together dude Dude my cardio is the worst But what about exercises on your back What about using like a reverse hyper And using all these different things to straighten up your back No I do I do back Here we go. Here we go.

I do back extensions. $20, Eddie. That's good. Regularly. You guys betting? And a lot of setups. She wanted to bet. My guy's a minus 400.

Look, Davi Ramos can win this fight. 100%. Anything can happen, man. Davi Ramos gets you on the ground. He's a legit multiple-time world champion. Legit. And he's got real fucking power in his hands. Davi Ramos is a dangerous striker.

He really is. I mean, he's not like a helpless guy on his feet. No, he's explosive. He will fuck you up on the feet. I just think that Makachev is by far the most complete fighter he's ever faced. Makachev's a motherfucker, man. He's so technically proficient.

Who has he beat? What are his biggest wins? Well, that last guy, Arman Saryukian, that guy that he beat is a really young kid. He's like 20, and he's a fucking phenom, too. That guy's a future world champion as well. You talk to anyone around AKA, though, they'll tell you. This guy's at AKA, too? Oh, yeah.

He trains with Khabib. This guy right here. And him and Khabib go at it. Dude, I've called some of his fights before, man. I'm super impressed with him. Dude, he's trying to take Davi down. Yeah. I don't know if that's a good idea.

At least threatening, right? He's a Sambo combat world champion. Yeah, but you don't want to take Davi down. I agree. You want to stay on your feet with Davi. Well, the thing about- That could be a big mistake, dude. Davi, too.

Davi's a goddamn tank. I mean, that guy's so strong. He's explosive, man. Look at the back on that motherfucker. To me, this is the best fight besides the main event. Me, too? The most intriguing fight. Yes.

When I found out this was signed, I was like, oh, yes. Did we talk about his armbar in Abu Dhabi, that flying armbar he did? No. I've seen it, though. It's amazing. Filthy. Dude, he's so good. He's so good. And he's so so good He's so good And he's so

Dynamic Like so explosive Who's the best right now In anything like Straight Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Like is Buchecha still Marcelo Garcia

Still the best He's still training And fighting No I'm saying Competition Guys that are competing Yeah Like is Buchecha

Or like Cyborg Are those guys still Doing the damn thing Buchecha's Fucking everybody up. Such a good guy. Felipe Pena, Gordon Ryan.

Is Gordon Ryan back from his knee surgery? Yep. I love Gordon Ryan. He's competing already? Yep. He just competed in some new quintet type event.

That's amazing. I forget what it was called. Dude, his leg was ripped apart just like four months ago. Isn't that amazing? Oh, shit. Damn. There's so many good guys right now, dude.

There's so many fucking good grapplers. Right. Has there ever been a better time for grappling? It's really incredible. There's so many good guys, dude. They're all over the place. And Craig Jones is not doing MMA, right? He's just fighting jiu-jitsu tournaments.

Is that correct? Yes, he's not doing MMA. He's one's just fighting jujitsu tournaments. Is that correct? Yes, he's not doing MMA. He's one of the best two. Craig Jones. Of course, Gio Martinez right at the top. PJ Barsh is one of my guys.

Barch. Sorry, I always say Barch. Boogie is fighting Rafael Lovato. Rafael Lovato. Yep. Ooh, wow. That's amazing.

We got a lot of bad motherfuckers at 10 Planet. Oh, yeah. That was just a super brown belt absolute tournament yesterday with all the best brown belts from around the world and in the finals both guys were 10th planet guys kyle bayman chase hannah so whoo 10th planet in the house we may not be the best but we're trying look at this fucking dude you know who nobody wants to fuck with and you don't hear

much about him because he just steamrolls everyone's ryan hall he looks like an accountant but no one wants to fuck his manager's trying to get him on the podcast you know he's a smart dude ryan hall is ryan hall reminds me a lot of fabrizio verdun in the sense that um a lot of jiu-jitsu guys a lot of high level jiu-jitsu guys, a lot of high-level jiu-jitsu guys, when they make the transition to MMA, you know, it's going to take a while to get your striking together. So a lot of guys come in and they get – it's just too rough and the striking is just – they're just too far behind. So they just say, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to dip out and focus on jiu-jitsu.

I got plenty – there's plenty of money in running jiu-jitsu schools. But then there's guys that stay and they get their striking together. Because if you don't, if you remember when Fabrizio Verdun, when he first started, he wasn't that great. It was awkward. He wasn't that great. He wasn't that great of an MMA fighter, but he stuck it out. He stuck it out. And then little by little, dude, his striking becomes legit.

And that's what's going on with Ryan Hall. Ryan Hall. He doesn't really need it though. They don't even fuck with him on the ground. But that's why he's so good because his striking is legit. And that's what's going on with Ryan Hall. Ryan Hall. He doesn't really need it though. They don't even fuck with him on the ground. But that's why he's so good because his striking is good. They can't get a matchup. They can't get close to Ryan Hall because he'll throw head kicks at you. And he's throwing shit and he's staying on the outside.

So Ryan Hall stuck it out. He didn't quit. He could have easily quit MMA and just said, fuck it. I'm running my jujitsu school and made 50K a month. You know what I mean? I root for that guy. He stuck it out. And now what's happening?

You're seeing the rise of Ryan Hall right now. Kind of. They can't get him matches. There's no marketing. It's too scary. No, he'll rip your fucking ankle off. Yeah, because he doesn't need to take you down. This fight is heating up.

Davi Ramos just clipped Islam with a big right hand. Oh, did he? Yeah. He's dangerous, man. Hey, back to Verdum, though. Verdum, top five of all time, I think. If you look at his record, what he's dangerous man hey back to verdum though verdum top five of all time i think if you look at his record what he's done top five listen he doesn't get enough credit before his last few fights i would have put him at number one i had him number one until he lost yeah when he beat when he beat cain velasquez you got to think okay here's a guy who beat fedor nogara

and cain velasquez three of the greatest of all time submitted all of them. I mean, how do you not have that guy number one? And then people forget, too, when he fought Travis Brown on Fox, it was like the third or fourth big Fox fight, that was Travis Brown in his prime. I think Travis ranked, like, three in the world. And Verdum dismantled him.

Is Travis done? Have you talked to him? No, I don't mean him. Don't speak. I don't know. I think he works for Ronda. I think he helps her with her merch and stuff. They're good, man. You know what I'm saying? I think.

Yeah. There's plenty of money. There's no need to fight anymore. No, no need to get punched in the face. But I think with Verdum, man, he was so good. He's my favorite, man. I always loved Verdum. He was so nice. It took favorite man I always loved Verdun He was so nice It took him a while

To get going It took him a while It was a hard transition Because when he first started Fabricio Verdun was like His striking was like Oh shit I gotta I gotta get this fight

To the ground But now Now he's a legit Muay Thai Are you kidding me? Amazing Knocked out Mark Hunt Yeah

With a He's amazing But you remember when Junior knocked him out? Remember Junior KO'd him with an uppercut? That's when Junior burst on the scene. Yeah. Oh, God, I forgot about that uppercut.

Yeah, dude. Junior was an assassin when he was first fighting. And then you're seeing that, too. Another guy who didn't give up, and it keeps pushing, and little by little, that striking's getting deadly. Vinny Magalhaes. BJ Penn on the streets. Don't forget about vinnie magaless because that guy dude yeah he's look at this oh shit davi ramos is throwing some heat son he's looking for the takedown can he get it

dude vinnie magaless guard twice in the same night and and with two victories in that PFL. With Kimura. Vinny's a freak, man. Dude, he pulled guard twice in one night and got two victories. Yeah, he's good. He lost in that finals. You know what? That million dollar finals.

You know what? He learned a lot from that, dude. He's in the best. Dude, have you seen him lately? Dude, he's shredded. He's shredded. He got his cardio together. He's a scary dude, man.

Dude, he got it. And he's like Fabrizio. He just keeps going. He doesn't give up. And little by little, he's fucking knocking dudes out with head kicks. Yeah. You can't sleep on Vinny. No, he's elite. How old is Vinny now? I would say 34.

So he's right there. He burst on the UFC and just wasn't ready. Striking wasn't ready. His problem has always been cardio. And I always tell him that. I go, dude, once you conquer your cardio problem, you're going to be fucking hard to deal with for anybody.

That was a good left hand of the body by Makachev. He's mixing it up. That was a slick move. He's been throwing them all the head, and Dobby put his hands up, and he went right to the rib cage. This is an interesting fight, man. Very interesting.

It's not a cakewalk, is it? Is this the second round? Yes. They haven't been on the ground at all, right? No. No, I'd love for it to go to the ground, though. No, I mean, both guys have tried, too, which is interesting that Makachev tried to bring it to the ground. Is it just Anik and Dominic Cruz doing the cup? Yeah.

Yeah, just two-man crew. God, Anik, go home. They got that guy going everywhere. It's like seven kids. Go home, dude. Give him a break. This is his gig, man. No, he loves it.

I don't think he was in China for Zhang Weili. Oh, shit. You know what? He caught him. Did he catch him or was he going for a Weili. Oh, shit. You know what? Dami caught him. Did he catch him or was he going for a takedown? It's hard to tell. It was hard to tell there. How about Weili Zhang or Zhang Weili?

That chick? Yeah. The one who just fucked up. Starts on Josh. I didn't see the fight. Was it legit or luck? Oh, 100%. It was legit. It was legit. 40 seconds. She's just an amazing striker or what? up starts on Josh was I didn't see the fight was it legit or luck but 40 seconds amazing striker what killer man she's a fucking she 20 and one she's

like 20 in a row she's a monster she caught her with a right hand hurt her and then finish her she in one FC I don't know she's beating bitches up somewhere but she maybe maybe I gotta be honest I've never even heard of her Till then I was like Andrade's gonna steamroll her Oh really No I've seen her fight I don't follow women

Fighting that deep She's fucking solid I don't care You need to change that Did you get Did people get mad at you When you were talking shit About the strawweight division

I don't know I'm sure I don't care I have a fight show And then if it's Kind of I have a fight It's like a lifestyle show And then I'm like Oh there's fights this weekend I don't know who she is Andrade's, you know, kind of I have a fight. It's like a lifestyle show, and then I'm like, oh, there's fights this weekend.

I don't know who she is. Andrade's for the win. That's power cover. This is, but Davi Ramos is pushing the pace here. I mean, Davi's the one who's constantly moving forward here, and he's trying to counter and throw these explosive bombs, but Islam is using good footwork and good movement. You know what, Davi's right eye is cut.

Yep, nice movement there in the clinch. Davi's just coming up short. He's throwing that jab and then the big right hand, but Makachev's moving just enough away. That's like fight IQ, and he's popping that jab at him. It's a real technical fight. Very. Well, that's how Makachev fights, man.

His whole game is technical. And he's only 27. That's the other thing about Makachev. Dude, that's why I thinkachev fights, man. His whole game is tight. And he's only 27. That's the other thing about Makhachev. Dude, that's why I think in the main event with Khabib, you know how Khabib will fuck around a little bit and play the ego game and strike with you? I think his dad's in his corner now. He's like, we ain't doing that.

We're not taking any of these risks. And he listened to his dad. So I think you get a full onslaught of Khabib grappling. There's also this fucking heat, man. Dominic Cruz has the hottest place on earth. That's not exactly what he said joe let's be honest something something something that arena something like that something like that look at see davi's he's swinging these punches, but his entry is short. Dude, he landed a hammer fist on his forehead.

How old is Ramos? 32. So Islam's 27, Davi's 32. He's just like, in his entry, it's a lot of these guys, particularly like jiu-jitsu guys, even though if they develop power, they don't necessarily spend a lot of time on footwork. Footwork is so crucial for your ability to move in and move out. even though if they develop power, they don't necessarily spend a lot of time on footwork. Footwork is so crucial for your ability to move in and move out. Did you see Campbell versus Lomachenko?

Yes. Woo! That's all footwork, baby. Good fight, though. Yes. Campbell brought it, man. Yes, he did. That wasn't a cakewalk. I think footwork is overrated.

It's hilarious. Oh, yeah. It took you two seconds. I was like, oh. I was a little faded. I was like, what's happening? I was like, what's happening right right now eddie it's not about footwork footworks everything man footworks everything you know one of the interesting things about watching a guy with really good footwork is you can see his opponent like doesn't necessarily know how he caught him he did get dropped oh no that dropped him dude it dropped him and then he he went for a takedown it was like uh good acting yeah he well he was in the

area it was like survival yeah reaction but makachev definitely landed more that was a big shot though davi's fucking dangerous man but look it's becoming more of a striking fight look how fucking he's uh he's got his mouth open to men that's how hot it is in that joint I'd love to see him just grab I can't understand why they don't have better AC do they should have like all the monsters that they have like a Universal Studios oh well you're waiting in line how cool would that be well then everybody be greasy and they'd be wet I'd be terribly sampling fuck they're all sweaty anyway man I mean how much wetter they're gonna get nobody wants to see that shit on the ground anyways.

Yeah, bro. Stand and bang. Oh. Stand them up. It's so... Oh! Oh, shit. Oh!

Oh! Oh, shit. Oh! Islam Makachev, that fucking... Wow! Dude, that's some ground and pound. Oh, Tommy's in trouble. That's some ground and pound right there.

That's that combat thombo ground and pound, son. Holy shit. God damn, son. Damn. Look, he's going to... Look, he's in trouble. That's some ground and pound right there. That's that combat thombo ground and pound, son. Holy shit. God damn, son. Damn. Look, he's going to London right there. He's busted up. Oh, look at that. He's going to London right there.

Look at that. Let's see if he can pull anything off, man. I mean, he's got to be exhausted right here. Yeah, look. Machach pulls right out. Pops right out of there. So greasy. Yeah, so greasy.

Let's see if Davi can pull something off, though. Dude, he's going to go for a triangle. How many of these guys, traditional jujitsu guys, are embracing rubber guard? How many of them have come to you to try to learn some of this stuff because of the fact it's like the best thing to do when you're in a position where someone's really greasy? You actually have control of your own leg, and you can control someone's body, and still it helps if they're greasy. Not that many people are coming to me.

It's crazy. Not that many people are coming to me. It's crazy. Not that many. I would imagine like this. This is not a bad idea, but it's not as good. Yeah, if you're still doubting if Rubber Guard is legit, go to the Instagram Rubber Guard Assassins. Go to that and then just look at those clips and then tell me if it's legit or not.

That's a dope Instagram page, Rubber Guard Assassins. I'm there every day. Yeah, that's legit or not. That's a dope Instagram page, Rubber Guard Assassins. I'm there every day. Yeah, that's just a reminder. That's one of my spots I go to every day to see what's up. Callan's on his way, by the way. Allegedly. Callan's at the cheese store right now,

sniffing. Hey, dude. He's helping a friend move or something. Cheese sounds good right now, dude. What are you playing, Jamie? Oh. Was that an early knockout? That was that guy who I said got starved.

Dude, his legs were shaking. Did you see his legs? who I said got starved. Dude, his legs were shaking. Did you see his legs? Hit him right behind the ear. Dude, his legs were vibrating. Yeah, man. He ran that equilibrium. That happens, son. Yeah, it does.

Filthy, though. You know, when Valentina Shevchenko head kicked Jessica Ai, dude, she was down and out for so long, and her legs were doing this little twitching thing like this here. Sound like a bat. Oof. That girl, Valentina Shevchenko, you know, I was talking to Gaston Balanos. He came backstage to my show in San Francisco, and we were talking, and he said something that I totally agree with. He said she might have one of the highest fight IQs in any division, male, female.

100%. 100%. 100%. She's so good. She's so goddamn good. She's setting her up with that body kick. Whack, whack, and then dunk. Look at that. Right off the coconut.

She's so good. He was thinking about that arm bar on that left arm, but look at the Russian's left elbow. Not in a good spot for Davi. He needs to get that elbow in before he goes for an arm bar. Is Davi a good guard player?i he needs to get that elbow in before he goes is davi a good guard player you know what i don't know yeah he's um known for strangling people and arm bars and shit his top games like high super high level but i haven't really seen him fight off his back

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What if Benavidez Gets injured True So this is interesting Right here Because Davi Has control of his leg And Islam's on top of him.

Not much time to work for Davi, man. Not looking good. Yeah, I think. Decision loss. Well, this is why you realize why Islam is a 400 once it. I don't have to pay you 20 bucks today, right? $20. You don't have to pay $20 at all.

It's just kind of fun in the moment. What? Pay the money, bro. No. This is nonsense. It's not fair. People are watching. Minus 400?

People are watching. Are you 400? People are watching. Are you really? I don't have to pay? Are you serious? Let's just keep tabs. Are you serious? What does Dobby do here, Eddie? Tell me what to do.

If you were in Dobby's corner. Mission Control, Dead Orchard. Dead Orchard, really? Is that hard to do on Slippery Folk? Dude, Dead Orchard is the most common submission in Jiu-Jitsu, submission from your back in the history of Jiu-Jitsu. Really? There's more Dead Orchard arm bars than any other kind of arm bar from the guard in any kind of style of grappling.

There's Dead Orchard armmbars going on all day, everywhere around the world. There's an Instagram called Dead Orchard Society. Dude, they're everywhere. And you don't see regular traditional armbars anywhere these days. When was the last time you seen an armbar from the guard in Abu Dhabi?

I can think of two. Shandy Ribeiro, he's got a good close guard armbar. And Krohn Gracie, that's it. That's got a good close guard armbar, and Krohn Gracie. That's it. That's it. You never see armbars from the guard. And this is Nathan Orchard's invention? Yep.

Did he get really good at it? Yep. He invented it? Yep. That's amazing. It's amazing when one guy finds a move that's so effective. Nathan Orchard is a bad motherfucker dude 29-28

Look at that So pretty clearly Islam won this fight Yeah 10th Planet Seattle Nathan Orchard Just a little shout out Who's running Portland That's Phil Schwartz that's another fucking monster Dude we got monsters

Everywhere dude all over the world Isn't it crazy? All that shit started out at the Bomb Squad. Yeah, dude. Remember? Back in the day, son. Dude, I got killers all over the goddamn world. Every day I wake up, I'm like, how the fuck did that happen?

You know who looks fucking great? Ralph. Ralph? Ralph Waring? Look at you, following Ralph. I follow Ralph. I talk to him. 10th Planet Berlin. Old school, dude. I follow Ralph. I talk to him. 10th Planet Berlin.

Old school, dude. I used to hate rolling with that guy. He was way bigger back then, too. He's leaned out. He's shredded. You see the picture that he posted? 55 years old. Yeah.

Full six pack. Shredded back. He's a super athlete. And constantly working. Constantly training. You know? Ralph was, before the whole leg lock revolution. Ralph and Victor and Amir, they were all training with CSW and Josh Barnett and Eric Paulson.

They were my leg lock guys. I had a leg lock crew. I go, that's my leg lock crew. I thought I was balls deep in the leg locks. The last time Victor caught me, he caught me with a heel hook. Yeah. Those are my leg lock crew. I go, that's my leg lock crew. I thought I was balls deep in the leg locks. The last time Victor caught me, he caught me with a heel hook. Yeah. Those are my leg lock guys. And then when the leg lock revolution busted out, I realized, shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks.

I thought I was doing plenty with leg locks. We were heel hooking all the goddamn time in 10th Planet. But then once EBI took off and I realized, oh, shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks. I thought I was, but I'm not. So I fixed that shit. What's that dude telling him what to say? Call somebody up, probably. Probably don't forget to thank the prince.

I'm paying you shit, Brandon. No, you don't owe me shit. 20 bucks, man. You owe him 20 bucks. I don't give a fuck about that shit. How come you're so aggressive about not paying? I don't pay bets. What are you going to do?

Nothing, dude. Let me go back to your back since this is over already because I'm very curious about this. I'm going to poke you in the back. Has anybody ever gotten that disc replacement thing and then gone into athletics? Gone back? That's a good question. I don't know. I'm trying, man. I'm rolling with little dudes. Brawley- question i don't know i'm trying man because you

know i'm rolling with little dudes i'm trying to get in there i'm trying to get my shit together because you know as when you're teaching jujitsu when you're teaching and you're not rolling there's a big difference man because if you're not, there's so much shit that you forget. You know, when you roll, every time I'm rolling, even when it's like little blue belts and stuff, I'm like, oh, I remember that little transition. I got to teach that. Oh, I remember that one. Oh, I remember this.

I remember that. Because if you're not rolling, dude, it's like you, like if you're teaching and you're not rolling, all your experience is just like plateaued that's it you don't you don't you can't it's so hard to evolve and progress if you're not rolling so man i'm just trying to roll just to keep my teaching uh evolving relative that's what yeah you know what it's relevant you stop rolling dude you you're frozen in time. It's like teaching a language but not talking. Exactly. It's so important.

You got to keep rolling. So physically, I'm probably not supposed to be rolling, but a couple times a week, like twice a week I roll. Now, have you had your back looked at since you said that it's in pain? I'm afraid. You're afraid like some shit's loose? I'm afraid. I don't, I don't. So what's going to happen?

Right now. How do you feel right now, like sitting there? Right now, I'm fine. It doesn't hurt? Right now, when it hurts is if I stand for too long. Remember back in the day at the comedy store when I would stand? They go, where's Eddie at? And Joe would go, oh, he's sitting down somewhere.

His back's fucked up. I would have to, I couldn't stand for more than 15 minutes. Bro, this was for years. This was like early 2000s. Were you going to stand, I couldn't stand for more than 15 minutes. This was for years. This was like early 2000s. I couldn't stand for, early 2000s. Where's Eddie? Joe would say,

he's sitting down somewhere. Early 2000s, you couldn't stand. Early 2000s. I can't stand in one spot for more than 15, 20 minutes

without my back freezing up. Fuck, man. It's tough. It's crazy. It's tough. So when I'm teaching now, so when I'm teaching now, I'm teaching,

and if I'm just standing around teaching, like within a half an hour, I got to sit down and start stretching my hamstrings. Because you get tight. What do you do? Now let me ask you this. My back inflames.

If you strengthen all those muscles, like significantly strengthen all those muscles in your back. Listen, man, this place is open to you anytime you want to use it. There's a reverse hyper machine. There's a bunch of back things.

It's inflammation that I'm dealing with. It's not weak muscles. It's inflammation. I understand, but some of that can be mitigated by these machines and strengthening them. Take painkillers? No, no, no. Fuck that. And then the other thing is sauna.

Anytime you want to use a sauna here, go sit in that sauna. That'll reduce inflammation big time. You know what helps the most is when i jump in a pool and i swim take the weight off of it it's like a it's like the coolness of the pool it's like doing cardio in a pool dude when i'm doing sprints and i'm dead tired i'm at the pool i'm in a fucking pool and i'm automatically being cooled off in a pool it's the best for me like swimming is everything for me did you see that football player who won the cryo chamber and didn't wear the booties and he in a pool it's the best for me like swimming is everything for me right now did you see that

football player who went in the cryo chamber and didn't wear the booties and he stayed in there for like four minutes

yeah we were talking about that right before the podcast oh really yeah the guy what is his name Jamie

Antonio Brown he got cut today because he's an asshole but he's the best player in the game and he has massive frostbite

he's not better than Odell Beckham Jr. okay shut the fuck up about Antonio Brown right stats beg to differ the best catch of all time the best catch in NFL He's not better than Odell Beckham Jr., okay? Shut the fuck up about Antonio Brown, right? Stats beg to differ. The best catch of all time, the best catch in NFL history was by who?

The Giants receiver, Tyree. David Tyree. No, no, no, no. Odell Beckham, when he goes back with one hand in the end zone like this. But the homeboy did in the Super Bowl. Come on, man. No, no, that's the best catch in NFL history. That's Odell Beckham. Bring a jumper in case it gets cold did in the Super Bowl. Come on, man. No, no. That's the best catch in NFL history. That's Odell Beckham.

Bring a jumper in case it gets cold inside in the venue. Is that really what they said during the UFC fan experience? Yeah, I think they made this arena specifically for UFC events. It's a purpose-built venue. They're going to take someone and drag them into the woods with a camel. Oh, dude. You mean the sand. Drag them in the sand.

Someone's dying. Yeah, there's no woods out there. Yeah, someone's getting fucked up. They might there's no woods out there Someone's getting fucked up They might make their own woods out there Do you know Abu Dhabi They make it rain there once a year On purpose Once a year No excuse me

Once a week They cloud sea Once a year 52 times a year That's unreal They built their own islands too Yeah Yeah they did

That's Dubai actually Dubai has A crazy island That's shaped like A palm tree Shaped like the world Yeah like a palm tree But it has It crazy island that's shaped like uh shaped like the world yeah like palm tree but it has it's like each one of them represents the different continents that's right yeah it's really kind of crazy some of them are melting right like the sand like the water's taking away people have these huge cribs on them can't really fight nature do they have hurricanes in that area

i do not i don't think so i don't think so. I do not think so. Did you hear people were criticizing Tyler Perry because Tyler Perry sent a bunch of resources down to the Bahamas, a bunch of supplies, but he did it in his private jet. He sent his own jet

filled with products and people were like, you know, that's the height of celebrity ignorance. You're using a private jet and it's contributing to global warming.

I'm like, how the fuck do you think? how the fuck do you think, how the fuck do you think that they're going to get these things down there? Listen, uh, people are such Edwards, UFC legend, Eve Edwards.

He's from the Bahamas. Yes. And he's like, he's trying to rally as many people as possible to help to go down there. Go to Eve. It's a, at thug jujitsu on instagram a thug jitsu at thug jitsu on instagram if you want to donate and help the people out is it a

gofundme it's some kind of donation because just a dude have you seen the drone footage of that island that abaco island dude it looks like a bomb got dropped on there. There's Eve. Wow, look at that. That's crazy. That looks like the flag. Look at that. There you go. Thug Jitsu Master. Thug Jitsu Master. But it missed Florida, right? It went right past Florida.

Yeah. But it was on the way to Alabama, according to Trump. Did you see that? No. With Trump, Drew, they told Trump, Trump said it's on the way to Alabama, and they're like, no, it's not. So he shows a map of the hurricane, and then with a Sharp he had drawn a line like headed towards alabama he's like added it just like look look he's fantastic and they're like what the fuck are you talking about dude dude

people were watch looking at the picture like kyle kolinsky was he had it up on his howling howling at this like trump just added a Sharpie. He just drew an extra line. It's classic. But, Jamie, didn't you say it may or may not be against the law, what he did? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's against the law to alter a federal forecast or something like that. You know what? That's all bullshit.

Fuck that. They're not going to do anything to him. Fuck that. That's just fucking bullshit. What is that on CNN? They're talking shit on Trump? No, everywhere. No, it's everywhere. It's No, everywhere No, it's everywhere No, it's all over

Come on, because I know on CNN They're all over Trump for that shit They need to shut the fuck up at CNN Well, it's all over though CNN, Fox News is making fun of it too, dude Yeah, every Fox News too No, look, Eddie Everyone was making fun of it

He literally drew a line It's just funny The guy didn't want to be proven wrong He said that it was going to Alabama The forecasters did not say It was going to. It's just funny. The guy didn't want to be proven wrong. He said it was going to Alabama. The forecasters did not say it was going to Alabama. He took a piece of paper with the forecast and drew an extra

little line, a little loop, headed towards Alabama. It's just funny. Do you know that island that got hit? Look. Look at the sharpie line. Look at the bubble. See, i told you the forecast look dude how does he not have people around like dog that they ain't gonna

fly man there's some people gonna see this the people around him will not deny that he did it do you know do you know that island that got hit do you know that uh the conspiracy theory i don't know if it's real. Oh, no. There's conspiracy on hurricanes hitting? Yeah. Wow, what are they? This is weird. Conspiracy theory is so crazy, and the Epstein and all that shit. It's so crazy.

No, no. With hurricanes, it could be. With Epstein happening, dude, you guys got to be open to fucking everything. Okay, tell us about the hurricane, Eddie. You got to be open to everything. Tell us about the hurricane, Eddie. I don't know, man. You guys don't want to hear it.

Oh, dude. No, I don't want to hear it You guys don't want to hear that shit. Oh, dude. No, I don't want to hear that shit. I don't want to hear it. I've never heard one of hurricane. I believe in Epstein. I believe in fucking a ton of stuff. I don't know, man. Oh, Eddie.

You know, you guys, you guys, you guys. He got mad about Trump. That's what got him. He's a Trump supporter. Very angry. He's trying to fucking save this country. got very very angry trying to fucking save this country and the fucking crazy left is trying to fucking put transgenders in in in elementary schools okay so that's you guys are all believe whatever the fuck this is a simple simplified narrative but yeah it's like come on man paul

felder here we go paul felder paul felder barbo, too. Paul Felder is a big fucking lightweight. Love the shorts, too. Keep them high and tight, bro. Yeah, I don't know why anybody would wear shorts that are loose because it gives someone an opportunity to grab them. Yes. Also just mobility. Yeah. Like boxers.

Boxers wear them so badly. Why would loose shorts mean you could grab them? Because people just do grab them. It doesn't mean you can. But it's illegal. It's illegal, but they do. But nobody grabs tights. I mean, if someone grabs tights,

they literally grab... I'll grab motherfucking tights. Dude, check Congo lifts for loose shorts. I'll grab tights. You're grabbing my loose-ass pants? I'm gonna grab your tights. That's what happened in Metamorris, too. There was like a big fucking...

It was some bullshit-ass legal shit going on with that. Because I was wearing pants, and Hoyler was wearing tights. They said, since you're wearing pants, Hoyler can grab them. And I said, okay, if he could grab my pants, I'm going to grab his shorts. No, you can't grab shorts. I'm like, he's grabbing my pants. Why can't I grab his shorts?

Because the shorts are form fitting and your pants are loose. Hey, Jamie, can you bring up Barbosa's last few fights? No, no, no. It doesn't make any sense. And I was in the middle of all that shit. They were doing everything to try to get you to lose. Dude, it was some crazy shit where I had to go at the very end. I'd go, okay, you could grab my motherfucking pants and I won't grab your fucking shorts.

It got to that. Is that how you left it? I'm like, well, grab my motherfucking pants. Because I was trying to make it legal for him to grab my pants because they weren't form-fitting, but I couldn't grab his shorts because they were form-fitting. Did you ever find out how bad his knee is? Bro, his knee, I will never forget that. Sitting there, because I was live.

I was right there. I was watching you wrench his knee sideways. I was just going, I was thinking he's going to tap any second now. And it's going pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah. He didn't tap. That shit popped all over the place. He's an animal.

And he wouldn't tap. He's an animal. The fact that he didn't tap. It's been tough for him. He lost three of his last four. Shark Winnie? That has to be fake, right? No.

He got KO'd. Who the fuck's Shark Winnie? Who is Shark Winnie? Click on Shark. That has to be fake. The Dan Hooker fight. That'd. Who the fuck's Shark Winnie? Who is Shark Winnie? Click on Shark. That has to be fake. The Dan Hooker fight. That's fake, bro. What do you mean it's fake?

Barboza versus Winnie. He never headlined in March 30th. That's fake. And now they just got... Someone put that on. Dude, look at Bruce Buffer's jacket. Who's Shark Winnie? That's the greatest jacket ever.

Is it fake? It's a fake. It's fake, Joe. Yeah, because his last fight, he knocked out Dan Hooker, right? Is that real? There's he knocked out Dan Hooker, right? Is that real? There's no guy named Dan Hooker. Justin Gagey KO'd him in his last fight. Yeah.

So who's... This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza. Someone fucked him around. Someone fucked with Wikipedia and got us to say it. They got us. Enjoy it, fellas. Who won their first match and lost? Felder lost.

Barboza lit him up. Dec lost. Barboza lit him up. Decision. Barboza lit him up. Good fight, though. Bro, he was hitting him with this switch kick. With everything. That was literally like he was moving through time. This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza.

You look at his kind of, you know what I'm saying? Crossroads for Felder, too, man. Felder got beat by Mike Perry, broke his arm, had to get his arm bolted together again. Was that his last fight? That's his last fight, right? Mike Perry. Felder's going to be fine, though, as again was that his last fight that's his last fight right mike perry felt he's gonna be fine though as a commentator oh he's a great commentator i love him as a his mind is so sharp too he's not having any problems at all and he's got a fucking chin like a piece of rock he also looks like a dumb description a piece of rock what is it oh i saw

it too last night how was it fucking legit man was man Was it? The ending, a little dicey Stephen King? I heard it sucked From who? I don't know Probably the same people that hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special Yeah, fucking damn Especially for being one of those

People hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special? Yes Who did? The critics Social media Did you hear what happened? Well, social media No, no, no

They hated it? The critics, this is what happened It's ridiculous On Rotten Tomatoes Dude, that was so good So good happened It's ridiculous On Rotten Tomatoes Dude, that was so good So good The critics put it on They put it on Rotten Tomatoes

And Rotten Tomatoes only let Five critics judge it And they gave it a zero percent They didn't have it open to the public And people were furious And they were Okay, here we go The fight started

Then they opened it up to the public It got 99 percent Which fucking nothing gets Dude Dave Chappelle crushed that shit Of course Of course It's Dave Chappelle

So Paul Felder Ooh ooh, look at that. Right away. Oh, shit. But Barboza right away with that. We saw him spin and shit? That low calf kick. Oh, my. These boys are firing.

Was it because of that LBGT bit? Oh, yeah. Of course. That's definitely a lot of it. Felder just touched him with, oh, there's that switch kick. God damn it. These boys ain't trying to go to the judges, are they? That switch kick that Barboza throws is the best in the game.

His switch kick to the body is fucking insane. Dude, Barboza's tan is way better than Felder's. It's a lot better. Look at that tan. Felder's that Philly white boy, man. Felder's putting that fucking pressure on him, huh? Look at that. That low calf kick.

Everybody's throwing that. Oh, damn. Oh, Felder's throwing heat. Barboza has a speed advantage for sure. Oh, yeah, for sure. But he has it over almost everybody. He's so fast. Were they ever on the ground in their first fight?

I don't believe so. I don't think so. I think it was mostly a lot of this. That'd be tragic. Felder's not taking anybody down. He cracks with everybody. Look at this, though. He's trying to take him down.

Right when I said that, he's trying to take him down. He might just be threatening him. Also, because it's hot as fuck out there, he's trying to wear him out.'s trying to take him down He might just be threatening him Also because it's hot as fuck out there He's trying to wear him out I don't think it's that hot out there man I think you're blowing it out of proportion Well Dominic Cruz said it's 120

Oh there's blood Someone's got blood Look it's all over Barbosa's left arm His felder cut Hashtag in Abu Dhabi Nice Where's that?

It's right there on the That's important to them The ring looks like goddamn NASCAR Oh, in the ring In the cage Oh! Ooh, left hook over the top Where is the

Ooh, that leg kick in the game Goddamn Felder's just eating those Checked it though Ooh! Left hand, left hand Bro! Somebody's gonna drop

Someone's getting knocked out Well, Felder That left hook connects, son. Felder is bound and determined to get this back. And after he got KO'd by Gaethje, he thinks that Barboza is ripe for the picking, I think. It's fair thinking. Who got knocked out by Gaethje? Barboza did. He did.

Gaethje starched him. He stepped right to him and pounded his face with the right hand. Then they're doing Gaethje Cowboy What do you think about that? That's a fight night Okay so Felder's cut And it looks like he's cut On the forehead

Which is not the Oh There's that Fucking switch to the Oh he checked that one though He checked that one Perfect With his left leg

Yeah that's how you do it How weird is that? No no no it's not But look at the body shot That landed Is that how you do it? You can You certainly can

Dude look at the Look at his fucking ribs now. Yeah. But the way he checked it, the shin slammed right into the thick, heavy part of the bone above the knee or below the knee. That's where Chris Weidman broke Anderson Silva's leg. Dude, that's a disadvantage of having the skin color like Bill Burr. Anything that hits, you can fucking see.

He's saying he got head butted. He's saying he got head butted. He's shaking his head What is he saying What is he saying What is he saying Are they gonna bring a doctor in here He was talking

That's so weird What is he saying It's above it So he's checking the cut Cause Coming into his eyes Not really That's a fine cut

I don't get it What's going on Let's see what happened Bank Oh 100 headbutt 100 right there so what are they gonna say they're just gonna let him play but i don't understand why he took that little break this one to check i think uh i want to let everybody know that it was a headbutt i think herb wanted to check on it too the problem but he was he was motioning to check, to say something. He was alerting Herb. Oh, my God. I'm telling you, Felder can land that fucking left, man.

Well, Barboza is almost purely a stand-up fighter. Damn. When you're almost purely a stand-up fighter, so is Felder, and you've had a few knockouts. Oh, look at that. Is Barboza still a purple belt? I don't know I don't know

I don't know what his jiu-jitsu is like He's gotta be a black belt by now You think so? He's gotta be He's been doing for I mean he's even trained with the game Barboza's been in the mix for Like eight years

He's threatening with the spin He's under Ricardo Almeida right? If you look at his hips I don't know He's looking to spin See that right hip? He keeps He keeps setting up

With his right hip Dude Who's got a better wheel kick than that motherfucker? He's got the best wheel kick ever. Against Adam? Remember that? That was the first ever wheel kick KO in the UFC. He's got the best switch kick for sure. I've never seen a switch kick better.

Ever. Never seen. Even in Muay Thai, I've never seen someone with a faster switch kick. And it's also powerful, man. You ever see when Mark Henry's holding pads for him and he hits that switch kick? It's like, correct! Like a baseball bat.

Correct! He's feeling good now. He sees all the blood. It's a fun fight. Running down Felder's face. He's feeling good now. Yeah, Felder's in an interesting situation because he's a fucking dangerous guy for sure.

He's a tough fight for anybody. But his face is busted up. But can he be a world champion guy for sure he's a tough fight for anybody but his face is busted but but can he be a world champion you know and if he can't is he going to eventually just step back and just commentate oh barbosa with a good i would imagine if let's say he gets kicked ko'd in this i would imagine it goes through his head well i could probably just be a commentator i think so good or hurt his leg right there I don't like the way he wobbled after Felder checked that kick I think Barboza's right leg's in a little bit of trouble Because he wobbled And I don't like how he's moving

Which leg, Joe? His right leg He threw a kick and Felder checked it perfectly And Barboza had that little Oh fuck, I hurt my shin wobble And now he hasn't thrown it He's moving away Now let me ask you something

Wow look at that monster If you Seasoned Muay Thai Professional fighters Can they still get Like Leg kick KO'd Like

No like Can they get their Leg kick checked And it hurts Yes Still hurts It still hurts It still hurts

You can't get to the point Where it doesn't hurt no more Cause the nerves are dead, right? No, no, no. It's always the muscle. Well, there's all tissue around it. What about the banana trees? But there's all this stuff.

Banana trees are easy, dude. I could kick the fuck out of a banana tree. So even seasoned Muay Thai fighters will still feel pain in their shin if it gets cut wrong? If it gets cut wrong? Most of it they feel on the outside of the shin. The bone in the shin gets what's called calcified, right? So you have these micro fractures that are happening all over your shin as you're clashing shins and hitting heavy bags and hitting sandbags and all that shit gets dead.

But what doesn't get dead is all this shit around it. So when you get caught on that shit? Yes. All that contu- like here, like this kind of shit here. I always thought, is there a point where your leg is just like doesn't feel shit? Well, your leg, meat leg. Up here, up top, there's always vulnerable. Particularly like Ernesto Hoost.

He used to target right above the knee. So no matter how much experience you have, if you get hit in the right spot, it hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially a guy like Hoost. Good God. Yeah, like Marbosa, such a fucking leg kick-asaurus. He's such a monster with his leg kicks. There's that switch.

Look at that switch. He's lighting those ribs up. He's checking it, though, and every time he checks it, Marbosa's going to step back because you can't snap your fucking shin. And he's checking it with his knee. Is Khabib next? Yeah, Khabib's next. Damn.

I can't wait for that fight. What happened? That was two hours. Quick. I know. Oh, shit. There he goes. Spin to the body. Felder with a kick to the body. Damn I can't wait for that fight What happened That was two hours Quick I know Oh shit There he goes Spin to the body

Felder with a kick to the body See Felder's like One step behind I think if you're gonna beat Barboza Like the way Gaethje did it You gotta literally Throw yourself into the fire

Didn't Khabib Take Barboza down And smash him Smash him So did Kevin Lee Like you gotta wrestle You can't sit here And play this game

Well if you do sit here And play this game Well if you do sit here And play this game You gotta do it The way Gaethje does Get ugly Gaethje goes out He runs into the fire Like he's made out of asbestos

He just fucking Throws himself into it He makes it a fucking brawl Yeah he makes it a Horrific You can't sit on the outside And trade with him You can't sit on the outside

Exactly Exactly So this is Oh shit What What Barbosa with the takedown We've never seen that before

Great double Good timing What Look at this He wants to steal this round Paul's lighting him up With some elbows down there And Felder's

Double great Oh But it doesn't matter He's still Winning the round It does matter Because Paul cut him If the round

It doesn't matter Paul opened him up Bad It doesn't matter If the round ends now But it's three minutes to go 3.30 to go. He did cut him though.

Bad. Did he cut him from the bottom? Yes. What? He's bleeding bad. As soon as he went down there, elbow. Oh, shit.

Have we seen Felder play guard? Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, it's Brian Cowan! Too late, bro. A.K.A. The actor. Come sit down. A.K.A. The actor. Where's down. A.K.A. the actor.

Where's your wine? You want some whiskey, B? You thought you were picking it. Where's the cheese? You want some whiskey, B? You want a little whiskey? I mean, I like blends. I'm a blend.

Well. If you're going to push me, I'll do it. You like what? Blends? That's blends. Whiskey. Oh. We still have your makeup on from acting?

I do. Didn't you wipe it off? It looks good. It looks good. It looks younger. You're 29 now. You should hire someone to do. Didn't you wipe it off? It looks good. I did. It looks younger. You're 29 now. You should hire someone to do that all day. I know, dude.

I have 29. Touch you up. Dude, I have a sheen and tight skin, dude. Look at this. Arm bar from the bottom. Felder. Felder's a bad motherfucker, man. Look at this.

This is a bloodbath. It is a bloodbath. I'm going to say a lot of stuff that just general shit. But look how bad Barbosa's leaking. Look how bad he's leaking on his leg. I'm telling you, that elbow from the bottom fucked him up, man. Hey, B, there you go. Thanks, you're the best, buddy.

You're a bit of a pusher. No, I just want you to join the fun. This is a bloodbath. This is the second round. This is the best fight of the card so far. It's been amazing. Dude, look at the mouth behind his fucking ear. Yeah, look at that, man.

Good God. Right hand. Barbosa's having a hard time seeing. This is getting hot. I remember Cage had the first fight, and he had such red welts on his body from Barbosa's... Felder looks like such an animal.

I don't know if this is a synchronicity. You were there for the first fight? I was there for the first fight. Where was that one at? I can't remember, but I could hear it go whack. I think it was Vegas. It had to have been Vegas. Yeah. I was going to say, you wouldn't travel. How weird is it that all this blood starts spilling when a savage

walks in the room? How weird is that? Oh! A savage like Brian. Dude, I like being called a savage. You walk in and all this blood spills.

What's going on? Oh! Oh! Felder's elbow. Felder's a beast. Felder just caught him. That was a hard shot. Dude, Felder's about

to win this fight. Third round. Barboza's getting hot. He's melting. Oh! Oh! Look at this. Look at Dude, Felder's about to win this fight. Third round. Barbosa's getting hot. He's melting. Oh, oh, oh. Look at this. Look at this. Felder's coming on strong.

Yeah. Made of iron. 1.24 to go. Dude, work, Philly boy. Felder's so hard to hurt. He's so hard to hurt. White people are going crazy all over the world right now. Philly's finest, bro.

That's what I'm going hard for. White people are going for. Woo. White people are going crazy. Boom. That's a nice whiskey. I can't believe it. Isn't that nice? It's the best.

You don't need to mix it with anything. There's that switch kick again. This whiskey is like you could drink it straight. This is my go-to when I go to a bar. Yeah. Oh, Felder's right arm is hurting him. Why do you say that? Because he went like this with his arm in a stiff way.

He ate that switch kick. Yeah, and he's trying to hit him with an elbow now. Oh, look at this. Oh, you're right. He's kind of winked. Yeah, it's hurt. See how it's like hanging low? He ate that switch kick on the arm.

Dude, Barboza kicks so hard. If you catch that shit on your triceps. Hey, these two are fucking each other up. Fuck yeah, they are. This is a great fight. Great fight. Felder, theater major for those of you guys wondering. Yeah, brilliant man.

Yes, he is. Look at that. Deep, deep on the shot. Deep on the shot. Nothing. Damn. People get twisted that they think Barboza

has horrible take on defense. He just fights fucking monsters. Do you think those guys in the white get mad if blood gets on them? I was going to say, there's Dominic Cruz. No, I bet they like a little color.

Oh, the guys back there, the Saudis. Yeah. The princes. Are they princes if they're wearing that? No, but they are. I guarantee there's some money in that group right there. I just assume they're all princes.

But there's 100 princes then. Yeah. Is there 100 different places for a guy to be a prince? Oh, they're in Saudi Arabia. No, Abu Dhabi. Oh, Abu Dhabi. Come on, bro. Second round.

I assume they're all princes. They all drive Lambos. Bro, Barboses. Probably do. They all drive Lambos, dude. And have toilet bowls. Hey, Barboses with ATT? When did that Lambos. Bro, Barbosa's exhausted. And have toilet paper. Hey, Barbosa's with ATT? When did that switch take place?

Oh, that's right. He went to Florida. He moved back down to Florida. After a couple losses? No, I think it was his family. I think he wanted to be, I think his family's down there. I think it had to do with something about also being able to travel back and forth easily to Brazil. Who is the guy in this corner, the guy with the tattoos what's his name great take down or marcos de mata i think

that's what it is yeah parampa no that's not the good one how do you say that oh look at that hook look at that hook ow god damn it you can't here we go round three i gotta piss don't go piss man right here run run brian Callen's the expert here. That's right, buddy. Duke Rufus just gave him a kiss. You don't laugh. He's an expert. Asshole.

Thank you. God, so rude. I know. He's outrageous. Silly, silly Brendan. Sorry, I come from the set, guys. Sorry about my makeup, and I'm feeling a little emotional. Are you emotional because you've been acting?

I've been acting. Do you drain? Do you drain? I'm so drained right now. Recite one line. Did you? No, no, no. I'm not allowed to.

You'll have to watch the show, sir. Schooled. Wednesday nights at 830. Let's wait until after the round, then he can do his set. Boom. Kick to the bottom. Barboza looks tired, man. In between rounds, he looked very tired.

He's still throwing big bombs. He's still got snapped. Brian, apparently this is a new arena and it's hot as hell. They're saying that it's more than 120 degrees inside the arena. It feels like it's 120 degrees. Dry heat, but still very hot. I commentated for Pride in the year 2000. We were in some Tokyo stadium and it was so fucking hot and humid.

I had a suit with a coat. I wouldn't take the jacket off because I was completely drenched on the inside. They said, dude, you gotta take your jacket off. I'm like, dude, you don't wanna see what's under this. It looked like I jumped in a pool. It was so hot. Pride 10, dude, you watch all those fights.

It was like 110 degrees, pure humidity. It was death. Go back and watch those fights That was when a henzo and Sakuraba when I remember that shit. Yes, I do Yes, Felder just call you and the legend goes in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain places like this It's certain times the year you can fry an egg on the pavement If it's been out there Felder pressing the pace here, I wonder who's winning this fight, you know, we've been talking But I mean you've been talking, but I mean...

You've been talking. What about you, bro? I've been watching. I'm paying attention, bro. I'm a fight connoisseur. Yes, you are, dude. And I didn't know you were that tatted out. Well, I'm good at talking and watching.

I do that. Yes, you are. I watch and talk. You do it for a living. Sometimes. I wouldn't say a living. It's like a side job. No way you were going to this fight, huh, Joe?

Couldn't get to you? I'm not interested in getting all the way over there. When I can do this with you guys. That's right. And be like super close to home. And do sets last night at the store. Imagine when the fight's over. Oh!

Nice spinning back fist by Barbosa. I'm on the other side of the world. I thought that might have been a wheel kick. That flight's going to suck. No. He should throw the same have been a wheel that was that flight it's gonna suck he should throw he should throw the same thing with a wheel kick i bet you catch the flight sucks and it sucks getting there and it sucks when your body is so confused oh oh my god these guys are colliding 247 to go oh my god who's winning the first round early this third round barboza clipped him with some shots for sure.

Oh, this. What if Dana said, okay, we'll fly you to Abu Dhabi on a private jet with a king-size bed? That's not good enough. The problem is it does your body in, and it still takes 16 hours. King-size fucking bed? Yeah, I got one of those at home, bro. Some fighters can take just full shots, full back kicks, and just keep coming. These two guys are made of metal.

Well, it depends on how it lands, man, and who's throwing it. But it's supposed to. It doesn't matter who you are. If it lands correctly, you ain't coming forward. Yeah, that's one of those kicks. It's just, your body's not designed to take that. No matter who you are. Left hand.

You can't get in better shape than that. Felder hurt him with that left hand. Yes, he did. You're in better shape than them. He hit him with the right hand, too. Well, that's, I'm different. Felder coming on strong, man. Felder hurt him with that left hand. Yes, he did. You're in better shape than them. He hit him with the right hand, too. Well, that's... I'm different. Felder coming on strong, man.

Felder. You're an actor. I'm telling you, that left hook's not going to connect for Felder. Felder's pushing it here. God, Felder's a beast. They better give this fight to Felder just because... Well, who knows? You didn't even see the first two rounds.

The blood coming off of Barboza. Barboza's got to be having a hard time. But I'm with you, dude. I'll give it to Felder at this point. I'm liking how he's finishing strong, dude. I would give it to Felder at this point. I'm liking how he's finishing strong, dude. I would give it to Felder. Oh, he's such a warrior. Take your pants off.

Take your pants off. I know. Based on white privilege, I'll give it to Felder. Tim Meadows told me that him and Chris Farley used to play this. They'd do this bit where Chris would be like, they'd pretend they were detectives, and Chris Farley wouldris farley back oh man like what do you think happened and chris farley go take your pants off let me fuck your ass why and he goes because this is how we're gonna figure out what happened

it's so stupid so stupid It reminds me of getting pumped. Really? The thing that we did. Oh, that was the best. You got to play that shit. Let me see your ass. I heard. Oh, it's so good.

So round and muscular. Remember that noise? It's so. It's an E. It's an E. Come on, bro. It's so fucking good. We just improvised that, too.

You gave me a thing, and I was like. Angie says, it's so round and muscular. Angie says, I got to do squats. It's so fucking good. We just improvised that, too. You gave me a sing and I was like, yeah. Angie says it's so round and muscular. Angie says I got to do squats. I got a flat ass. Angie says, what? You got a great ass. You got a great ass. Dude, I fucking love that bit.

Yeah, it's all round and muscular. Take your pants off. Do you guys know that during, you know, when you guys start fucking during that bit, we're like. Right? When I used to DJ at a a strip club at strip club dude that was a that was we had uh uh there was a part there was a song by enigma there was a super sexy spiritual atmospheric song don't let him take you down don't let him take you down stand up you gotta let me finish

does that count hold on uh it's not good for the judges, though. The fight's over. So what happened? So when I'm at the strip club, and I'm playing this Enigma song, right? And it's like a Mia Culpa, very popular Enigma song. It's like spiritual, and there's all these Gregorian chants, and it's so spiritual and sexy. And then the music drops out, and it it's silent and you hear a girl go just for two seconds. Every time I got to that part, every time,

it never failed, I'd always mix in you fucking Brian Callen in the ass. So there's the girl going and he's like and the strippers hated that I did that they're like

you don't do that but the manager loved it so much he would tell the strippers you shut the fuck up go do some lap dances I did it every time I'd mix in

you two fucking with enigma mea culpa we weren't really fucking by the way it was fake where did you guys do that I don't know about that I did it every time I'd mix in You too fucking With Enigma Mea culpa We weren't really fucking By the way It was fake Where did you guys do that?

I don't know about that That was real to me I was drunk I don't remember I needed the money What was that for? An album that I had I did an album on

Warner Brothers in 99 Back in the dizzay 20 years ago How many specials Do you have Joe? Including albums One Two Three Four How many specials do you have, Joe? Including albums. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

God damn. Nine. Nine specials. Jesus. When are you going to drop the next? I don't know, man. No rush. I thought it made had an idea.

By 2020, 2021? Well, I have a legit hour right now. I'm doing these big arenas and shit, and it's all great. I'm loving it. I'm having fun. And I'm just enjoying working on my act. Instead of saying, oh, I've got to do an hour special within – it's been almost one year since my

last special dropped it'll be one year in october and so i think i'm gonna wait another year before i even think about it dude this is tighten everything up yeah it's ripping already though yeah everything's great man but when i was talking to jessel neck i was talking to jessel neck about it special he had an interesting he's a monster and he had a great take on felder won it philly pride dude felder won it my man talk about putting it all on the line man fuck yes look how happy he is fuck yeah we're all so happy for him aren't we yeah i'm gonna text him well you know what man i mean he's had some hard times man the mike perry fight was rough broke his arm early hung in there there. I mean, this is so cool, too, because Anik and Felder love each other.

It's great. Oh, they do? Oh, they're good friends. Why? We've done commentary together. Oh, true. John Anik is one of the nicest fucking guys alive. I fucking love John Anik. You're never going to find a single person who knows and has a bad word to say about him. I randomly text him about once a month. He's a big bettor.

Oh, yeah, he is. He is. Brian, does he not look like Stephen King? Am I crazy? No, you're crazy. Dude, that's a tough loss. Well, listen, man. Barboza's, you know, he's had some good ones and bad ones. I always watch Barboza fight.

He's a great fighter, man. And again, his switch kick is the fucking, that's the benchmark for everybody. Look at him. So happy. Who won? Felder. Oh, shit. Felder won.

With 29-28? Damn. Fuck yeah. I just sent him a text, man. I love that guy. He's such a good dude. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. Come's such a good dude. Yeah, I'm a huge fan.

Come in here and get something. Look at him. I'm so happy for him. He's right there, you know? He's right there in the mix now. Did you hear me just say that? He's an actor.

Let's get him a job. He said, otherwise, if I don't get top five, I'm an analyst. I can be an actor. Come get some school. I tell him to slow down, down redhead with the whole acting thing yeah chill out acting is not the answer guys are acting acting's not the answer santino's got all your parts yeah

and the guy from homeland pretty good got the other ones yeah it's tough yeah it's tough i don't know the full he's not a real redhead though he's a red beard He doesn't count Like Santino's a real redhead Look at his hair on the top of his head It's a brown Yeah How crazy is that? It's almost like he dyes his beard red It's pretty cool

He's more of a Celt He's an animal though Yeah Santino's a real redhead With redhead aggression He's got everything All redheads are memes Frackles

Are they? He's an Italian redhead Santino is? Spicy Santino, he's a fire He's a fire The red rocket Is he half red? He's an Italian redhead. That's Santino is? Spicy. Santino, he's a fire. The red rocket. Is he half red?

I mean, half Italian, half Irish or something? He's got to be half. He's a funny motherfucker. Yeah, he is. Santino, I love going on the road with him, too. He's such a good guy. I love Santino. Yeah.

I love Santino. Yeah, if you're coming to Detroit or Minneapolis, no. Is that it? No. Detroit and Cleveland. Detroit and Cleveland. Detroit and Cleveland. Santino's coming with me. He opened up at- Just for last for you, right?

Just for last. Great. Hilarious. Yeah, he's an animal. Good fucking dude, too. He's just funny. Solid, solid dude. A little bit of a boozer.

Well, he has a podcast, The Whiskey Ginger, for God's sakes. I heard, yeah, I shouldn't say that. All right, Brian, you're in time. You're perfectly in time. Dude, you made a main event. Dude, you didn't come with cheese and there's no Aoki pizza, but whatever. I forgive both of you. Yeah, we were trying, but-

I was already so late. I was rushing. Aoki pizza didn't even open until noon. Oh, come on, Steve. That would take- So Aoki has a pizza line now? A shitload of them. Really? Yeah, Steve Aoki's a businessman. hour. So Aoki has a pizza line now? A shitload of them. Really?

Yeah, Steve Aoki's a businessman. I love Steve Aoki. He's a great guy. Pizza's not on the way? No. You thought it was? We can get some afterwards. Fuck.

Eddie is aging better than anybody in this fucking room. Look at his hair. Isn't that cool? Look at his skin. His skin's flawless. And he's got a mohawk that actually works. Dude, my skin is not flawless, dude. Dude, compared to the three of us.

I'm looking in the mirror going, oh my God. No, you have good skin, dude. I'm fucking almost 60. No, you're not. You know what I mean? How old are you? Seriously, I'm 50 next year. 50.

You look good. Every day, I'm like, it's over. You have makeup on you. It's all about my son now. I know. My life is for my son. My life is over. It's all about my son now. My life is for my son. My life is over. It's all about my son.

Your life is... You're alive. Stop saying that. I think that. I think it's all about my son. Well, listen. My life's over. It's great that you think like that, but you're alive and you're looking great.

Thank you. I appreciate that. I like your hair. Thank you. You look the youngest out of the four of us. What? You do? Yeah.

You do? How old are you? Well, no. Brendan, I think you look younger than me. Dude, you're a baby, dude of us. What? You do. How old are you? Well, no, Brendan, I think he's younger than me. Dude, you're a baby, dude. Yeah. 36? My diaper.

You're a baby, dude. Not really. 36 and shit. Hold his ankles up and give him a wipe. That ain't shit, dude. And how crazy is it you've got a comedy career now?

Like, at 47, started comedy again? I can't believe it. I don't, I don't know how the fuck it's happened. Dude, you're funny, man.

It's from doing seminars. Last time I saw you, last time I saw you at the store, you made me laugh hard. I laughed a bunch of times. Thank you. The story about you

getting laid for the first time, that is a fucking hilarious story. Did you try it before, Eddie? Before this? No, I did. I did some, like,

before 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu was even a thought, I was hanging out with Joe at the comedy store. Every goddamn weekend, he was in town. And if he wasn't in town and he was on the road,

I'm, like, hanging out with Joe. So I was balls deep in the comedy scene, and I did some open mics a little bit here and there. But I realized back then that stand-up comedy was like a martial art.

It's like you have to spend a lot of time on stage getting good at public speaking. The public speaking experience and the public speaking skills, that's the most important thing. You don't even have to be fucking funny to be a successful comic. You just have to be confident on stage and have public speaking skills.

That's not true. There's a lot of motherfuckers on Netflix that aren't funny, dude. You know what I'm saying? But listen, that's just because they're famous. They're famous at other things. My point is that public speaking experience and those skills are crucial. And I didn't have them back then.

I was horrible at public speaking experience. Why are they showing? Yeah, why do they want to show that brawl? Why are they highlighting this? He came after Dylan Dennis Right They do Well Dylan Dennis Was talking shit

Dude did you hear Khabib In the interview What he said With Brett Okamoto No He goes Oh it's not over He goes

You know everyone wants to say Oh it's for the fight He goes not for me I see him We're basically Fucking him up He goes it will never be over Whoa

And he goes Well that's what he said He goes He goes people You know because It's a sport And we fight in a cage He goes it's bigger than that

It'll never be over And then we fight Conor McGregor He goes absolutely not Never happening He goes but if I see him Outside of it We'll fight Whoa

But you know how Certain guys hype things up Yeah He's in his fucking boxers In his You know in his hotel room Just dead serious Like Jesus Christ That's why he's in his fucking boxers in his uh you know in his hotel room he just dead serious like jesus christ that's why he's so good who the fuck is as good as khabib when you're looking at a guy who's like what is he 28 and oh i mean what is khabib's record 27 and 28 27 28 28

28 and no fought the best in the world mauled everyone and what he did when he what he did is like just like you see right now it's being publicized and so it's like it's not going to deter him from doing it again no you know i mean they're just showing the shit out of it right now well you know will harris uh from will harris productions is the one who filmed connor throwing that dolly at the uh at the bus okay and the ufc asked for it and he's like yeah yeah you could look at the footage but thought he was going to get credit he didn't get any credit like will harris anatomy of a fighter it's a fucking phenomenal youtube dude too great guy i'm on the podcast he goes over to abu dhabi he goes over to dagestan yeah he hangs out with those guys he gets solid dude

he gets the best footage he has the best footage fight footage training footage like inside behind the scenes footage of anybody. And he thought they would show it as like a news piece. Meanwhile, every fucking promo for the fight was that dolly that Will filmed getting thrown at the bus. TMZ would have paid $2 million for that. Right. The worst shit that Conor did was the thing that they used to sell the fight.

Literally a felony. Yeah. I mean, he's like, people got cut from the car. Got like a glass and chases. Yes. Yes. Look at those fucking buildings. Look at those buildings.

I got to tell you right now, I'm going to say something right now. I believe. This is going to be general. I believe that. It's going to be very general. I believe these guys are tough. And we've all already thought of it. These guys are tough.

They're real men? Are they real men? One guy is from a Russian republic, but now is independent. General. One of them has tattoos. You know what? They're athletes. I'm going to say this.

The jab is the most important. I got my money. I got my money on Dustin Poirier. Whoa. How much money? I kind of do, too. Well, listen. Let's see if we can move the money around here, because Eddie owes Brendan $20 that he's never going to pay.

So maybe... I'll pay eventually. Eventually I'll pay. Maybe you can bet Brendan, and if it's a wash, if you win, you'll let Eddie off the hook. I just think that if Khabib tries to trade with Dustin, Dustin is one of the best strikers, period. Oh, but listen, he proved that in the Max Holloway fight. No question.

And he's got real power. He hits hard. Real power. And Justin Gaethje fight. But also the other thing why I like Poirier a little bit in this as a dog is because if you watch that Justin Gaethje fight where Gaethje's just applying pressure, pressure, pressure, Dustin really doesn't fade.

He plays that game. Right, but nobody has taken dustin down and mauled him on the ground and that is the difference correct question is going to be whether or not khabib can take him here's my question how did iacuenta keep khabib from taking him down how did he do that he didn't khabib definitely took him down but iacuenta is a back his backgrounds as a wrestler yeah he's look iacuenta is a hell of a wrestler but i but gaethje never like first of all gaethje never like first of all gaethje never fought khabib and gaethje i'm saying what doesn't try to take guys down

even though gaethje's a wrestler he's also fucking 100 savage and that guy just throws himself into the fire but with you know a lot of people think he's definitely wild but it's a controlled wildness it's an intelligent wildness so here we an intelligent wildness. So here we go. Champion versus champion. I think the UFC has to be very careful with this whole interim champion stuff. Silly. Because they take him away from people. I agree.

Like Colby. There's talk right now of Colby not getting the fight versus Usman. And Colby says they're not offering him enough money. And it's going to be in New York State. And apparently there's a lot of taxes that come with fighting in New York State. Same with Tony. Tony's even more, well, they're both egregious because Tony got injured in doing promo, right?

Accidentally. Not his fault. They strip him. I like the way he's running toward the fucking cage. Sorry to interrupt you. Keep going. Well, a lot of guys do. He's too experienced to let this moment overshadow. He's nice. You know, on paper, Khabib is definitely going to win on paper, but...

Khabib's never lost a round in past. That guy's mustache is going to fucking win. Hey, Masvidal, Askren, don't forget about that. Don't forget about that shit. That shit could happen.

One knee, one knee could change everything. 100%. Right, right. Different. But I had Masvidal in that fight. I thought Masvidal

was going to win that fight. That's a tough fight for Ben regardless, flying me or not. Dude, Askren, no, Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension. What'd you say? I thought Masvidal was going to win that fight. That's a tough fight for Ben regardless, flying me or not. Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension. What'd you say?

Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension. Khabib has such better striking. They take people down and they maul them. No, but one's a freestyle wrestler. One guy's a samba. It's a little different. Okay, okay. I see what you're saying.

What you're saying on paper is right. I think the difference is Khabib has way better striking than Ben. Way better. But Khabib's also not a freestyle, you know, double leg, shoot from far out. But he also smashes people with punches and drops Conor. And wants an underhook. But don't underestimate Masvidal's setup. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, it's a failing of Masvidal. Listen, if the plan was to run at him and throw a flying knee, how do you set that up? You set it up with doing the opposite. What did he do? He put his hands behind his back and he leaned against the fence. He did the opposite. He fucking mind-fucked Askren and then boom

he bolted at him and threw that knee. It was the setup. Not just bolted. First he stepped to his right Dancing into the ring First he went to his right That's part of the setup And then he comes in To do the opposite

Do the opposite of what he wanted to do Right That's fight IQ Masvidal is as high a fight IQ As anybody in the game No doubt You couldn't put that in a fucking movie Not like that

You can't put that in a movie No He's happy to be there If I was the executive producer I would shut the Life shit This is a life's work I go We can't just fight like that movie. He's happy to be there. If I was the executive producer, I would shut that shit down. This is a life's work. I go, we can't talk over each other.

Guys, don't talk over Eddie. Sorry. This is a life's work that he's waited for this moment. Feels creaming in his pants right now at home. I mean, he is literally happy to be here. That's a huge sign to me. Well, how could he not be? He's getting...

Pussy. As well he should. I can't even say pussy. Pussy. He's getting... Pussy. He's got Mike Brown in his corner. I can't even say P.A.D.E. P.A.D.E. He's going P.A.D.E. P.A.D.E. He's got Mike Brown in his corner. I don't have extra P's if I say P.A.D.E.

If you win this one, he'll get paid. Who's that? P.A.D.E. I go Dom Herrera style. I go P.A.D.E. Who's that? Here comes Khabib, man. Here comes Khabib.

Boy, I would like to hear it. Jamie, can we give us some volume so we hear how crazy everybody goes nuts with Khabib? This isn't a big arena We don't want to get taken off air It's not a big arena at all That is true Like 16,000 capacity I think

You should have the ability To do whatever the fuck You want to do with the UFC Yeah You should But YouTube doesn't play YouTube don't give a fuck I get

I'll get I've had my shit taken down Off of Facebook I've had my shit taken down Off of Instagram Has anybody ever While you worked for the UFC, sat you down and said you can't do this or that? No.

Ever? No one's ever tried it? What about the companions show? Where they maybe chill out on that? No, they love it. Dana wants me to do a companion for Tuesday night contender series. So he's like, why don't you do one for those? I'm like, maybe we will one night for fun if we're around.

I'm down for that. Look, there's some great fights on Tuesday night. I would do one for women's boxing. And a lot of those guys eventually become legit contenders. Oh, there's some really good guys coming out of there. Yeah, we should do that. We should do a Tuesday night contender series fight companion. You're talking about boxing?

No, UFC. UFC has fight pads. You don't know anything. I'm going to fucking sock you in your nose, dude. Sorry, man. Watch out. My testosterone spiked, dude. And my head never stops.

You've never heard of Dana White's contender series? Good luck finding my. Watch out. My testosterone spiked, dude. And my head never stops. You ever heard of Dana White's grand make-up? Good luck finding my head, bro. Good luck finding my head. The protection he has from that make-up. Your head never stops fucking moving. Hey, did you and Eddie bet? Did you and Eddie bet on this fight? Yeah, how much?

I got $100 on this fight. You know what? Damn. Who are you betting on? Hey, Dustin's a friend of mine, guys. I'll throw the money in just for a goof. I'll throw $100 in on the Russian. Yeah, that's a good guy.

He's got his degrees. But I want to see your money. I need the hundo. I got it right here. Well, let's put it on the table. It's sitting right here, dude. Dude, he's wiping off his armpits. I'll use my MX.

Listen, it's not that I don't love Dustin Poirier, but I do love action. Yeah, I love action myself. Look at me, actor. Hold on. How much cash do you have? I don't have any cash. All right, here you go. Here's $100. Okay, here's $100. Okay, I love action myself. Look at me, actor. Hold on. How much cash do you have? I don't have any cash. All right, here you go. Here's $100.

Okay, here's $100. Okay, right there. Oh, wow. Put your money down. Okay. Your boy's running low on cash. What the fuck, Brian? Sorry, dude.

I was going to back you, but I spent it last night. All right. It's okay. We're all right. I lend him the money. I'm gambling against myself. This is good, because this way I'm basically either giving Brian money or not. So it's not like I'm gambling against Dustin, who I love.

Khabib is looking rather jacked, more than usual in my opinion. Nope, that's what he looks like. Always looks like that. I like to create a little drama. I'm sorry, guys. The big thing is his father in his corner in the back. To me, that's the game changer. Right, because his father can't come to the UFC in the United States anymore.

Because he can't get a visa. And here's the other thing is, Khabib will listen to his father. If you watch the Iaquinta fight when Javier's telling him what to do, he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude, and does his thing.

His dad talks, he listens. So if his dad goes, hey, bitch, quit fucking throwing hands, take him down, he's going to take him down. Yeah, here he goes. goes look at this bad motherfucker that crowd must be going crazy right now i mean you think about how many people are muslim in the world this guy is the guy he might be the most popular muslim athlete on earth i think internationally he's probably the most famous

right the ufc fighter how many internationally How many millions Of followers does he have On Instagram Two That's a good question Oh no no no He has like 26 million No way How many is he

On Instagram 26 million Something crazy Jamie's gonna find out I'm gonna say seven I'm gonna say 10 I'm gonna say seven 16 million

That's a lot Do you understand Is that official 16 million But do you understand That before he fought Conor He had like one Not even one

How many does Conor have? 30? Or does he have Beyonce numbers? I looked at Justin Bieber the other day. He had like 118 million. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who has the most?

Did you see it? Kardashians? Who has the most? No, no. Trump? Conor's got 32. No, Trump got like 700,000. No, Selena Gomez has the most.

Conor's got 32. Selena Gomez? Khabib is a way bigger star than Conor. Khabib comes... Dag bigger star than Conor. Khabib comes... Dagestan is where the Mongols, the Turks, it's just the Ottomans, the Mongols. Would you say yes? Everybody converged. Selena Gomez has 156 million.

Is that number one? She's number one? Selena Gomez? Khabib's 16. And Khabib has 16 million? And Conor has? 31.7. Damn.

Oh, he's got more. Selena Gomez is that big? Connor's got double. Connor's, how is she that big? Connor's a super, Connor's like celebrity. Selena Gomez can walk down the street here. Khabib's got more than Beyonce. No way.

Do you think that a lot of those are fake? Do you think the Selena Gomez ones are fake or are they little kids? No, they're kids. That's why people, kids and girls have the most followers. I have no idea. I don't know one Selena Gomez song. Do you? Do you know one song?

No, I'm not. Name one song. I go to bed to and wake up to. Name one. Name one. No, I can't name one. I can sing them. Beyonce, I can name a couple.

Well, we're all old as fuck, Eddie. Yeah, we just talked about how old we are. Oh, that's a Destiny's Child song. Okay, maybe I don't know any Beyonce. Yeah. Right. Cristiano Ronaldo actually has 182 million. Who does? Okay maybe I don't know Any Beyonce Yeah Right Cristiano Ronaldo Actually has 182 million

Who does? Cristiano Ronaldo Oh yeah What the hell is that? Soccer player Soccer player The best of all time A girl?

Messi No Cristiano Ronaldo Messi That's Cristiana Sounds like a girl Cristiana 102 for Messi No no I'm sorry

I didn't show Damn But again Ronaldo's like a celebrity. Dates hot chicks. Dude, look at him talking. Messi has 130? Jesus Christ.

How many does LeBron have? 14. No. Yeah. He has to have 50, 60. The Rock's at 156. 156 for the Rock. The Rock has 156?

Wow. He's number one then. Actually, the Instagram account has 312 million. What? That's what we're talking about. We're talking about Instagram. That's their account.

No one does Twitter no more. Wait a minute. Who's their account? The Instagram account. Instagram has their own account and has 300,000. That didn't count. Ariana Grande has 163.

163 for Ariana Grande? Yeah. Wow. Jesus. Callan, what do you got? Are these 700,000 or something? That's good. Keep it Yeah. Wow. Jesus. Callan, what do you got? 700,000 or something. That's good. Keep it low.

Keep it low. Stay under the radar. It's funny how that's low now. I know. It used to be a big deal, right? You remember when Ashton Kutcher was in a competition with somebody to see who hit a million Twitter followers? No. That was a while ago, right?

It's a big deal. Oh, CNN. CNN and Ashton Kutcher were in a competition to see who hits a million. CNN? Yeah, I think so. The fact that these guys

get down to 55. I think so. Khabib walks around at 200. Luke Rockhold told me he's probably walking around at 200 pounds. Not while he's training.

Yeah, he's eating bad. Yeah. He's eating everything. He's definitely thick, but he's not lean when he's at 200. I think Bruce got a little too close right there. Here we go, baby.

Here we go. Oh, boy. Everyone looks sweaty. Super shiny. It's hot as fuck in there, I bet. Look at this. Look at this. Predictions.

Let's go around the table. Eddie Bravo, what's up? On paper, Khabib takes this I hope he wins Only because It would make Like a Monstrous fight

Between him and Tony But you can't count Dustin out You know He could throw a flying knee But you got Khabib You could catch him If I had a

Gun to the head If I had a gun to the head I'd go Khabib That's the safe bet But I'm not gonna be be surprised if Dustin drops him. I'm going to say Poirier third round KO and then fights Conor McGregor. Whoa. Hold on.

Poirier fights McGregor. After this. Wow. Callan, what do you think? But I love Khabib. I think Poirier drops him. In what round, dude? In the fourth round.

Tight move. And I think he's going to fight Conor McGregor. Wow. I stole you, but that's how I feel. Okay, well, you just said exactly what I said. How do those reshoots go, Brian? I do. Do those reshoots?

I'm glad you asked. What were the lines? No, no, no no fuck those lines here we go we're about to do this yeah please please i don't want to talk about making by the way no note how i've cleverly avoided making a prediction that's all right let's move on you can't make predictions you have to here we go here we go oh shit oh shit look at that now now another thing interesting about dustin is dustin southpaw with a fucking nasty straight left hand. Yep.

And great combos. Although he did fight Connor, who's also southpaw. Oh, that's a while ago. Dustin's got much longer arms. Got better kicks.

Dustin also has hip issues. He's had some pretty significant wear and tear in his hip. Nah, he's fine. He's a black belt on the ground, but I don't

think Khabib gives a flying fuck. Dustin's a black belt? Yes. Uh- don't think khabib gives a flying fuck dustin's a black belt yes i caught that leg under tim crater i believe his training partners were guys like you know robbie lawler etc before a lot well robbie went left uh att that's a long time ago notice it right away it doesn't matter khabib is staying on the outside khabib is avoiding the kicks he's staying away from dustin's striking length because dustin's striking length is a boxing length. Dustin's forced to throw kicks, which

he doesn't necessarily prefer. When he's throwing those kicks, Khabib's caught a couple of them already, or caught one of them at least. He's avoided the kicks. See the distance? Look at the distance. See? Khabib is staying outside the striking range and looking for that opening for the shot.

See? Dustin's forced to throw kicks, but he's not a kicker. That's not his shit, especially with a bad hip. And so Khabib, look at this. Oh! Khabib landed. Oh, there's the shot. There's the shot. He's not going to.

Here's Dustin's no punk with his takedown defense, man. Right. But he's never fought anybody like Khabib. Never fought anybody that's that good. But here he goes. But the other thing is, even if Khabib doesn't take you down, the draining. He drains you. Khabib gets tired, too, though.

He does. Like, this is a lot of energy for Khabib. And then it becomes a striking game. Does he get tired, though? Really? Oh, yeah. Really? I acquint Conor McGregor fights.

He takes rounds off. Then it becomes a striking game. Yeah, but just because. You know that Yeah, but you know that's coming. You know that's coming. Get up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.

There it is. Stand up. Stand up. There it is. The mauling begins. Fucking stand up. The mauling begins. No, he's standing up.

We're good. We're good. Not quite. Not quite. He's not up yet. Boom. No, Dustin's going to get taken down every round. Yeah, he is.

It's possible. Oh, a little switch. No, on his back. Don't try to switch. Don't try to switch. Now it's a wrap. Not good nope. On his back. Don't try to switch. Don't try to switch. Now it's a wrap. Not good. It might be over.

Very bad. It could be first round stoppage. Very, very, very, very bad. It could be first round stoppage. Very bad for Dustin. Very bad. He might get smashed here. Oh, look how he pulls his face like that.

He actually got fingers in his eyes. Jesus Christ, man. He did that like a bear. Where's that $100? That's my $100. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Is that

Oh my god, it's over Oh, it's a wrap It's over He's gonna use that fulcrum trap He's gonna use that fulcrum trap No, it's not over That was close to being over That was very close

That was close to being over Trust me Someone here's a jiu-jitsu coach Oh, big shots to the head Is this where Dustin wants to be? Sideways? Not where he wants to be But sideways in this table? No, no, he's fucked No, he's in a good spot right now He's safe right here oh big shots to the head is this where Dustin wants to be sideways not where he wants to be but sideways

in this terrible no he's in a good spot right now he's safe right here look at this look how he grabs his face man he's actually using the cage

to defend the rear naked choke because he's got he doesn't have the angle see how he's sideways he's using that cage he's covering his mouth it's so ouch

this couldn't have been gone any worse for Dustin this might be it this might be it this might be it Dustin's trying He's trying to survive man You know what's crazy is that more people haven't adopted Oh he's got a nasty neck crank here

Wow Dustin survives Dustin survives Standing Standing What Don't count him out Damn that was so close. He just asked for your money back, you fuck.

I don't remember that. Dude. You're off the train. I don't have any. He stood up and chased him. Oh, knee to the body. That's how fucking neat. I saw Dustin with a knee to the body.

Damn. He's going to have to walk. No, no, no, no. Why did he turn like that? Why did he do that? I don't know why he did that. I don't know why. He's trying to separate the hands.

He's taking down. I don't know why. Because he's trying to separate the hands. You should never turn your back on Khabib. I think he's just trying to separate the hands. All right. Okay. He's just trying to face the hands. You should never turn your back on Khabib. I think he's just trying to separate the hands. All right.

Okay. He's just trying to face the hands. You got a minute left. Let's fucking go. Come on. Just be cool.

He might just try to wear this out or ride this out. He's going to survive to the second round for sure. Who the fuck

knows for sure. Third, fourth round. It's a minute to go, man. Anything can happen. No, no, no.

He's good. It's going to take. There you go. Oh, look at that trip. Beautiful. Beautiful trip. But look, he's back up. He's standing up. He just keeps standing up. You know, he's good it's gonna take there you go oh look at that trip beautiful beautiful but he's back standing up you just keep standing up you know he's gonna get slammed right now

he has the way he controls this there's no one better man he's the best he's a mauler bro he's the best mauler man he fucking wrestles with oh he tried that last time and he fucked up it's not gonna work his hands were his hands were close switch is not going to work on Khabib. Not when your hands are locked. Khabib's just too good. It's not going to work on Khabib. And now he's mounted, man. Now he's mounted.

This is no bueno. Only 20 seconds. What? No bueno. No, no, he's good. Connor chilled here in the mount. Remember? Yeah, but listen, this is-

Khabib really doesn't do work in the mount. This is a different fight. It's entirely possible that Khabib could get him here. That'd be tough. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Boom, boom, boom. Oh, shit.

This ain't good. This ain't good, son. How much time? This ain't good. Ten seconds. Five, four, three, two. That's it. That was vicious.

He's going to talk shit now. Yeah. He survives. He's fine. Not a mark on him. This is going to happen to Porya. I'm telling you, third, fourth round, man. Yep. If he can make it third, fourth round. He's fine. Not a mark on him. This is going to happen to Poirier. I'm telling you, third, fourth round, man. Yep.

If he can make it to third, fourth round. Fuck. That was crazy. That was crazy. Man, we got to get some food after this. Yeah, let's get food after this. We'll go get some. He's a fucking monster.

Oh, God. But you got to walk through the fire to get to that third, fourth round, man. Yes. Yes. You got to hope he gets tired from whooping your ass. He's done that third and fourth round. He was telling Barbosa, come on, man. Yes. You got to hope he gets tired from whooping your ass. He's done that third and fourth round. He was telling Barbosa, come on, man. Different animal.

Barbosa, yeah. Oh, boy. Tell him to give up. But Dustin knows this. Listen, he has fucking how many fights? 40 fights? He knows this. He's been in the game for so long, man.

Yeah, he's been down. He's been up. He knows how to lose. He's not going to freak out. He's lost before and bounced back. He's not shitting his pants right now. Yeah, he's a fucking full he's been up, he knows how to lose He's not going to freak out He's lost before and bounced back He's not shitting his pants right now He's a fucking full veteran He's a full veteran He's fine

I mean, he's not a guy that's going to get broken at this stage of his life Beating Khabib in front of his dad, though The odds are not good In front of Russia, sir In front of Russia In Abu Dhabi He's got Asia on his side What I'm saying is that the rush is watching

Putin's watching well now you know Dustin's going to want to avoid going to the ground at all costs lower stance now and then avoiding the distance he's still with those kicks man I think he waits for Khabib to come in I would say avoid those kicks and just wait

oh Jesus oh he got clipped here's the problem about Khabib avoid those kicks and just wait for... Oh, Jesus. Look at that. Oh, he got clipped. Dude, here's the problem about Khabib is the striking's not terrible and you're so worried about the takedown.

Remember when he dropped Connor? Yeah. Hold on. He's dropped other guys too. It's like he's... Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! He got clipped! Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, this one, Dustin, oh, shit! Oh, shit! Give me my fucking money

No fuck you You're off the train Dude What the fuck He can't get crazy He's wearing them out He can't get crazy because he'll run into a takedown Oh shit

He just clipped him again Yeah Khabib might be in trouble. He just clipped him again. Yeah, Khabib might be in trouble here. That's the dark art. Oh, shit. Khabib is point-shy. Dustin's tired. Dustin's tired now. Yes, he is.

Yes, he is. He's very tired. He's tired. Yeah, he's just chased him for a minute straight. Dude, he took a deep breath. Or maybe he's tripping him. Oh, dude, there's a shot.

Dude, he's very tired. But here's the thing. Oh, look at this. Guillotine attempt. Oh, bad idea. This is bad. It's also, he's dealing with 120 degree heat index inside that arena.

He got so tired that something happened. Damn, dude. He had him right there. What do you mean something happened? He just put his energy out there trying to finish him because it hurt him a little bit. Well, he got real wild. He got real wild. Dustin has to get wild.

He had to. He has to. Now, this is a big effort. If he can survive this shot, wait a minute. This is three minutes and 20 seconds. We're only in the second round. Why does he has to get wild He had to He has to Now this is a big if If he can survive this round Wait a minute We're only in the second round Why does he have to get wild? He almost knocked him out

Right But he clipped him and hurt him He could just do that again He could just stay technical And keep it on the outside Where I think he has an advantage I don't think his wildness Was the result of this takedown

No Exhaustion But the wildness leads to you being exhausted. You shouldn't be exhausted. They're both tired. Those big punches exhaust Khabib.

But Khabib is way more efficient at doing this. He clips your fucking legs. He crosses your legs like a Girl Scouts. No one's figured it out. Girl Scouts cross your legs like that? I don't know. Is that a camp did you go to is that like a merit badge i don't want to talk about it when i was younger i was dressed up like a girl it's how i got myself through college all right all right here we go it's gonna be two minutes and 30 seconds of this okay yeah

dustin just has to kind of hopefully capitalize on those little moments by the way he's kind of resting here he's kind of resting he. He's kind of resting here. He survives here and then tries it again in the third round. He tries it again in the fourth. He just got to survive. Sitting against Casey. He's going to get another shot. It's really dependent upon what kind of recovery he can have,

how he's dealing with the heat, and what kind of – Oh, God, he gave his back up again, man. But if he's going to stand up and then use – Look, he's bleeding on his left eye. He's relaxed. He's relaxing. That's a bad cut. This isn't a place to relax, thoughabib goes goes he's gonna get back he's gonna face him right he's gonna get that left underhook and he's fine all he's gotta do is just pull that left underhook out and he's good pull that left oh he didn't get it he just

pressure on there it is don't go for the guilty team don't sit back there you go underhooks on Khabib. Don't sit back. Don't sit back. There you go. Underhooks. That pressure. That pressure.

Dude, Khabib got serious. The head pressure. The best. People forget about that. Well, his head pressure and the way he dips his body down and gets all that weight into it.

He's on his feet, though. Dude, he's on his feet. Well, his head belongs on Brock Lesnar, by the way. That's not good for Khabib. He's got the biggest head. He got up to his feet. Oh, fuck.

Get up, get up, get up. Don't, Gramby. What was he going to do? Maybe Gramby roll. All he's got to do is keep getting up and just kill time. There's a minute,

just kill. This is just killing time for Dustin for another shot. That's smart. Another shot. Smart. That's your best bet. Smart.

Smart. Just survive. Frustrating. Don't go for the... He's frustrating. Take that left under. Well, he doesn't have a neck. Dude, there's no way he's going to guillotine.

No. Can you imagine if he did? The only way he could guillotine him is if Dustin is known for a hellacious guillotine and that's his shit. Then I'd be like, okay, hold on. Well, he's got a hellacious darts. His darts is fantastic. His darts is good.

I'm liking this right now. Oh, elbow! Elbow! Oh! Oh, shit. That was a shot. That was a shot. That was a shot to separate. He doesn't give you any breath.

He's not going to fuck with it, man. He doesn't give you any breath. He can't. Dude, he should have just ran at that point. Like, ran. Really ran. Look at Dustin hitting him in the knee like that. Or over him style.

So exciting. No one's run. As soon as their separation run. Oh, look at this. Up again. Up again. You gotta run. Look at this.

Up again. Oh, it tripped him. It's okay. Beautiful trip. 19. Not enough time. He's look at this. Up again. Up again. You gotta run. Look at this. Up again. Oh, it tripped him. It's okay. Beautiful trip. 19. Not enough time. He's good. 17.

Stand up. Stand up. 16. 15. I'm telling you, Dustin's not taking a lot of damage. He might be tired, but he's not taking as much damage as he could. Yeah. Aren't you an actor or something?

He got hit with a big knee there, man. Who did? Dustin did. Oh, shit. Back on their feet. Damn. Two rounds of fury. Look at this.

God damn. He's tired for sure. Of course. Is he tired, though? Of course. He is tired. Khabib's third and fourth round is usually a tough time for him. I'll say this, though.

It's kind of impressive what Conor did coming back of that long layoff, because we see what he's doing to Dustin. Just to everybody. He's an animal. I'm just saying, for Conor, you know, he did defend a few taked layoff. Because we see what he's doing to Dustin. He does it to everybody. He's a matter of mind. I'm just saying, for Connor, you know, he did defend a few takedowns. You know what? I landed some shots. I see Dustin like, this is the game plan.

Wear him out for a few rounds. 100%. 100% this is the plan. Survive, survive, survive. Dustin's 100% dangerous. He's in the mix right now. He can knock you out at any moment. I would love to be listening to Mike Brown's coaching. Me too.

You know what? If he takes you down, just survive. I love Mike Brown. The beginning of the round. He's got five shots to knock him out. Oh! That was legit, man. Dude, he clipped him good. Yeah, legit. Oh, another left hand. Look at that. He's going back. Dude, he hurt him.

He hurt him. Oh, shit. And then the shot man He screws up God damn The thing is You go looking for that shot You fucked up You gotta be conservative

Looking for those shots You gotta be real conservative Calm cool clipped But you can't be If you wanna win If you wanna win You gotta get wild Oh it's so confusing

He's gotta just look at Every Here we go Every beginning of every round Is the time to knock him out And once you get Shot on Okay just survive

Is that 2 Chainz in the crowd How the fuck did that happen 2 Chainz is there It looked like it Look at this of every round is the time to knock them out and once you get shot on okay just survive is that two chains in the crowd how the fuck did that happen two chains is there it looked like it is how do you know what two chains looks like i don't know what's two chains what is that what'd you say jamie sit next to dana is he two chains is what is two chain he's a rapper oh really he debated nancy grace about marijuana he hasn't been hot for a second but maybe he's hot he's throwing those wide looping thing he looked he looks that's why but... Maybe he's hot and not too bad. He looks tired. He's certainly tired.

He's certainly tired. He's looking for... That's the problem, man. This is it. Oh, Dustin. Oh, that's tight. That's tight. That is tight.

That is tight. That's Snuggie Snuggie. That's Snuggie Snuggie. Snuggie Snuggie. That's Snuggalicious. That is tight. Dude, it's Snuggalicious He doesn't have a leg

He doesn't have a leg His arms are gonna get tired That's still tight Oh he rolled What the fuck Oh he rolled That's still tight Oh it's tight

Damn that's tight Oh he's rolling to his back Dude is he gonna put him to sleep Oh my god No way This is incredible No way It's tight

No he lost it He lost it No he's still in it No he lost it Nope he's out Oh no's still in it. No, he lost it. Nope, he's out. He's out. Shit. That shit was snuggly.

But look at this. Look at this. Snugg, snugg. He gave up his back. Now he pissed Khabib off. He tried to take a little breather after he let go of that guillotine. You tugged on his neck. You tugged on the bear's neck.

Now he's going to fuck you up. Look at his dad right there. Nothing moves on his face. It makes you think of an elite Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt gets him in a position like that as he's trying to take him down hey he's an elite brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt hey no but like a dobby ramos no no no no you know you know who i think has the style to beat khabib who tony brian ortega brian ortega or tony ferguson but brian ortega as far as his uh neck attacks but the thing about tony oh, here's that fulcrum choke.

Oh, no. This might be it. Nope, nope. Tony Khabib's the fight all day. See, I disagree with Brian Ortega because he's too small. He's a 145-pounder. Oh, he's a huge 145-pounder. Yeah, but he's a 145-pounder.

He's about 180. Ferguson is the man. Oh, he's under the neck. Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. Tap, tap, tap.

That's it. Wow. Khabib. He's a goddamn monster. Khabib is a over. It's over. Tap, tap, tap. That's it. Wow. Khabib. He's a goddamn monster. Khabib is a monster. It's Tony Khabib now, dude. It's Tony Khabib. Look at this.

Even Khabib said that, though. Khabib is a goddamn monster. What's he doing? Is he hugging his dad? Where's he running into the crowd for? Where'd the camera go? Did he go to hug his dad? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, he's hugging Dana. Oh, look at that, man. That's amazing. He's hugging everybody. Wow. He's h Dana Oh, look at that, man That's amazing He's hugging everybody Wow He's humping people, too I think they're jumping up and down with him

That's his dad, I think With the white hair We went out on a limb, Brian It made it fun It made it fun, Brian I got my money back, bitch Minus 400 You got it?

Take your money Look at this He's a minus 400 for a reason Mind I loaned you 100. You owe it to me. Poirier made it fun, though, for a little bit. He certainly did.

That's what you got to do, man. Great fighter. Oh, that's his dad. So that wasn't his dad that he was jumping around with? That was somebody else? His dad. He's such a good guy, Khabib, too. Good fight.

Great guy. He's a great guy. Look at that. Look at that. Beautiful. Beautiful sportsmanship. I think Khabib's only going to do two more. Beautiful.

That's what it sounds like. Two more? Yeah, he's not interested in the long more. Beautiful. That's what it sounds like. Two more? Yeah, he's not interested in the long game. Well, who? Ferguson, then who else? I don't know. He wants GSB. GSB wants the fight, too.

Khabib is just amazing, man. He's just amazing. What a man. That's it. It's Tony Khabib. That's it. Oh, that's it. That's the only fight.

Now, here's the difference. Here's the difference in my eyes. Tony Ferguson does not get tired. Never gets tired? He doesn't get tired. Never gets tired. He doesn't get tired. It doesn't matter if you take him down. He's a scrambling motherfucker, and he can cut you up with elbows. Elbows from the ground.

And he's got darses from every angle, dude. He's got long arms. He just fucked one little mistake, and you're in a darse, and it's over. Well, he can catch you with triangles, darses, guillotines. You name it, he can hit you with it. But his elbows from the back. The biggest difference is Tony does not get tired. Tony's one of the only fighters who, I'm saying from round one, he's even better in four.

He's the only guy that we know who gets better in four. Eddie, you've trained with him. You've been in his camp. What the fuck does he do to have that kind of endurance? his camp what the fuck does he do to have that kind of endurance he just he his um his uh you know my son is seven and he like he loves baseball and he came at me with some fucking vince lombardi quote dude like some michael jordan shit one day we're walking to baseball practice and and um my son's a savage dude and he and i said how do you like baseball so far he said daddy you know practice is my favorite sport i'm like

practice is his practice is my favorite sport you can put that on a fucking wall that's pretty practice is my favorite sport my seven-year-old told me that. That's an amazing t-shirt. You can put that on a fucking Vince Lombardi shit. That's Michael Jordan shit. That's Tony Ferguson shit. That's a t-shirt. Tony Ferguson, he loves training, dude. He loves it so much. But what does he do specifically?

He does everything. You've been in his camp. What is his schedule like? Just cardio all day. What kind of cardio? The traditional shit, and then he makes up shit. Okay, starts off in the morning. How does he start off in the morning?

You know what? I don't know his exact schedule. But when you've been there, give me a typical day. Like in Big Bear, when you guys go to Big Bear. He's running, sprinting, doing all sorts of football calisthenics type stuff. Ladder drills. He loves training.

That's his secret weapon. He fucking loves it. He wants to train all day. What does he eat like? When he's not training for a fight, he eats like anybody else no when he's training tacos burritos he don't give a fuck he'll blow up to like 185 when he's training uh when he's training

he's a fucking machine dude he's a machine he's just he eats like all the best shit and he trains like when you're eating with him what's he eating i don't eat with him because i eat some bullshit i'll go to in and out you know what i mean he ain't going to you'll veer off on your own path and so he's got meal prepped everything's meal prepped him and his wife they're like like he dude he just eats like a savage he's just he didn't uh put the hat on john annick he always puts that shit on me He does it to you man Respect Hey Jamie Can you hear what he's saying?

Is he calling anybody out? Yeah let's give it some volume I'm assuming he's going to call Tony out Let's hear this Or GSP Maybe I can get permission From the UFC to play volume

In the background No way That would be dope Why not? Come on They shouldn't fuck you For that But it's not that

It's just that they could hear results. Here we go. He is just saying how much respect he has for Dustin. I have a lot of crazy stuff, but I want to forget everything. We show really what it is, MMA. MMA is number one thing is respect. When you come to... Respect.

Just good things. What your coach, everybody teaches you. People can't hear this But he's He's saying respect Respect teammates Respect gym coaches Keep clean your gym He's just a class actor Oh he's wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt

He is wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt How cool is that Oh man That's beautiful That makes me tear up He's wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt. He is wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt. He's a true fucking sportsman. Oh, man. That's beautiful. That makes me tear up. He's wearing Dustin's fucking t-shirt. He's an amazing human being, man. That is incredible.

I love that. He's the nicest guy in the world. This guy's amazing. That really is incredible. 17. Oh, he's got 12 wins just below George St. Pierre's 13. Look at these killers behind him, all those dudes. Look at his dad.

Yeah. Tough fucking animals. His dad looks like he can go four rounds right now. He's speaking now in his language. Did you ever hear when they were asking about the Conor McGregor stuff, like jumping in the crowd, and he goes, I got to see my dad. He's like, I apologize to my dad. goes, I've got to see my dad. He says, I apologize to my dad. I've got to go home and see my dad.

Because dad probably slaps him around. Dude, he's talking shit. I've got to say, I'm glad what he did. He followed his father's plan. That's all I've got to say. He followed his father. John Anderson here we go here we go. Last two years was very easy for me. Here we go. I have so much pressure on my shoulders. Give me a little bit of time, maybe a couple of days. Give me a couple of days to think about it.

Badass. Yeah, good for him. John Anik does the best post-fight interviews in the game. Very clear cut. He's the best. He's so good. So good at it. I don't like doing them.

They should make him do them. Amazing. God, who the fuck is... I mean, Tony Furze is the only guy who can really compete. A lifetime of discipline. Amazing. What does Dustin have to say? Let's hear this. Where's Dustin go from here?

I mean, he goes right back to the drawing board. It was a good fight. Keep it cranking up, Jamie. Crank it higher. Keep it cranking up, Jamie. Crank it higher. Oh, come on, Dustin. You're all right, buddy.

Everybody's cheering for him. This is the respect, man. Beautiful. Man, people came from all around the world For that fight He's such a great dude man I love him Yeah he's just dealing with the Aftermath here

Good for you Damn he's hurt His daughter's cute as shit Alright let's kill that Jamie This to me Makes me more excited than ever for a Tony Ferguson fight, because I think fatigue plays a gigantic factor in any could be fight. And I think that is one fucking tool that Tony Ferguson has in his box that very few people have. The kind of endurance that that guy has.

It's almost superhuman. Ferguson. Yeah, almost superhuman. Yeah. And also, he's so good at rolling. You don't just take Tony down. It's not like you shoot and he resists and then, boom, he's on his back. When you shoot, Tony goes with you.

Transitions. Tony rolls with you. And when you shoot, he throws and darses, dude. Yes. That's the difference, though. You can't really train for Tony. When you get in there, he'll throw him at every angle. Remember when he Darce Barboza?

99.9% of fighters out there don't see Darce's like Tony does. Tony sees him at every angle. That's the fight, man. He could be in side control and he'll fucking throw him in. And how about the fact that he fucking hit Barboza with that shit when they were covered in blood and sweat and chaos. And coming off of this, watching Dustin almost catch that guillotine. Almost catch that guillotine. One of Tony's strongest weapons is the fact that most fighters, even boxers or MMA fighters or whatever,

their trainers will tell you the same thing. The goal is to take their performance in the gym and take it to the ring. And most people can't do that. Most people fight their best at the gym. They just can't take it to the ring. There's just too much pressure or whatever or they're just too cautious too much there's just so much pressure tony does not have that problem

you could you and it's and he proves it time and time again when you look at like uh that when he throws like a spinning elbow yeah not only does will he throw a spinning elbow and not give a fuck, but he'll throw two in a row, dude. That tells you right there. He also seems to improvise. He does weird shit. Tony's a lot like Nate Diaz. Like Nate Diaz

and like Nick Diaz. What happens when they get in the ring is they don't give a fuck and they actually do perform in the ring like they do in the gym. That's the biggest difference.

Remember Tommy Morrison? His biggest thing was, can we take what he does in the gym and take it to the ring in front of the world? And he just couldn't do it on a consistent basis. And most fighters, that's the big problem. Can you do what you do under pressure under the whole world? And Tony has zero problems with that.

That's his biggest... Especially now. He goes out there and he... He will improvise on the spot and do shit and throw caution to the wind. He don't give a fuck. That is why Tony is dangerous. Once he gets in the ring,

it's like there's no pressure. The pressure's on you, dude, because I'm going to come after you with everything. Tony is dangerous because he has no, once he gets in the ring, it's like there's no pressure. It's like he's in the ring, it's like the pressure's on you, dude, because I'm going to come after you with everything. So the pressure is on the other. So he goes out there and he plays. Once Tony starts dancing,

it's over, dude. Once he starts dancing and you see Tony just start doing crazy shit, you're fucked. Has he ever lost? Yes. Two. His last fought was to

Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson because Michael Johnson broke his arm. He lost the decision. That's right. He threw a kick. He checked the kick, and it broke his forearm, and he was out for like a year. He had like metal plates in his arm and everything. So it was kind of hard to win that fight, but it's going to be a great fight.

Yeah, he's won. He's on a ridiculous win streak. He's in like 17 in a row. 12. 12. He has a longer win streak than Khabib in the UFC. I think he has the longest win streak besides Jon Jones, right? It's really kind of amazing that he hasn't got a legit title shot yet,

other than the interim. Well, he just got hurt, right? Yeah. And then those Khabib fights you know like you missed weight out or you missed weight it's it's perfect now all that in the past built this up so now it's better than ever because god is good it's better than ever right now so good yeah so yeah he is good jesus. Just gets on your back. Nobody can solve that problem. There's a job.

Well, his grappling is just so superior to almost everybody else in the sport. That's why I think Tony stands a chance because Tony's grappling is so interesting and he's so agile. And the thing he does, like if you watch Tony train, like he's always like moving in weird ways. And that's not like for fun. That's actually how he fights. He moves. Yeah, he does that for real. Yeah.

And he slices you with elbows. He had this video that he put on Instagram of him like fucking with a Wing Chun dummy. And all these Wing Chun experts came out like, he's not doing it right. That's not Wing Chun. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. I'm like, dude, Tony's doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.

Yeah, and he'll beat you up too. He'll take a Wing Chun dummy and do Tony Ferguson on it. There he is. He'll beat your founder up. There he is. Oh, they're showing it. Look at that. Bro, when he was fucking up Donald Cerrone, I was like, oh my God, look at him.

Dude, he's the man. The other thing you got to think about with Tony is you can't train for it, really. Watch this shit. You can't find anyone to mimic Tony. He'll get you from all angles, dude. God damn. He'll knock you out and submit you in the same fight. He's just so unorthodox.

In the same fights. Yeah. Kevin Lee was having a little success. In the early round. But he didn't. I mean, he mounted him and he got in a good position, but he didn't do any damage. Yeah, there's been some fighters that had some success. But there's been success on Khabib, too.

Well, you're dealing with elite fighters, man. Whenever you're're dealing with elite fighters you're dealing with guys that are going to test each other i mean of course it's not going to run through everybody he's going to have some difficult moments but his ability to win is unprecedented it's right up there tony's kind of ran i mean khabib ran through everybody the big difference between tony and all of khabib got put into a bad situation just like tony's been putib's. Has anybody got clipped tonight? Got put into a bad situation, just like Tony's been put into bad situations. He got clipped tonight. But the difference between Tony and all of Khabib's opponents is once, generally, most of the guys that Khabib takes down, they're spending all their energy trying to get back

up. Yeah. They're trying to get back up. True. They're trying to get back. They're trying to drag themselves up the fence. Tony's not going to do that. Tony's going to attack

and brace back. So Khabib's never dealt with a guy that's going to actually go, okay, we're on the ground. Let's do this. So that's going to be the difference. You know what? I'm not making predictions or anything.

I know I've been in this sport long enough where I know anything can happen. You can't predict any fights. The problem is Khabib controls on the ground, whatever your jiu-jitsu is, whatever it is, he controls your hips and your legs. We'll see you later. Nobody has...

He just takes everything away. Okay. I respect that. Right, he pins your hips to the ground. See you later. No one does that. I respect that. Right, he pins your hips to the ground and says, see you later.

No one does that. He hasn't fought anybody with Tony's weapons on the ground and the fact that Tony's not going to try to spend the whole round trying to get back up. He might try to get back up here and there. In spots, yeah. But there's going to be spots where it's like,

okay, let's attack this motherfucker. And it's a different ball game. It's a different game when Khabib's trying to keep the guy on the ground who's trying to drag himself up the fence, and a guy just turns up and squares with him and goes, okay, let's attack. It's a whole different game. So I don't know how it's going to turn out.

I don't know. Who knows how it's going to turn out? I'm not here guaranteeing a win. It is the fight. It is the fight. It is the fight. It's the fight that happens. There's no other fight. There's nothing else.

My feeling is that if Ferguson can be busy enough on the ground, he can get back on. How is Conor ranked number three? He hasn't fought in so long. That seems so strange to me. They're worried if they take him out. Those rankings are so odd. It's like, who makes those? How do they do that?

I know the pound-for-pound rankings are made by journalists. Journalists submit their submissions. So are these. Is that? Yeah. Really? The rankings? Yeah.

There's a number of journalists who submit to the rankings. Don't you think that after a long, lengthy layoff- How long has it been since he fought? Connor, last time he fought was Vegas. How long ago was that? Because he fought twice since then. A year and a half, lengthy layoff. How long has it been since he fought? Connor, last time he fought was Vegas. How long ago was that? Because he fought twice since then. A year and a half, two years? I'd say a year.

Probably a year. No, probably a year. What is this, yoga? It's been a year. It's been a year. When I go into yoga class and they go, let's do OM, and everybody is out of key and out of pitch.

I'm like, this sounds horrible. I did it, I did it. Everyone's like, yeah. Where do you do yoga? Do you do Bikrams? Dude, I do. Do you do hot yoga? No, I don't do.

I do old man yoga, dude. What's old man yoga? Oh, my God. It's the greatest yoga ever invented. Why? Because you don't do shit. Why do it? Because you know what it is? It's an hour of some stretching that you would never do at your house.

You would never do it at your house. So the first five minutes, dude, you know how we warm up? We fucking lay there, dude. We just lay there. And I'm like passing out. I'm like, oh, shit. And then after five minutes, you grab a leg. And then you grab the other leg.

And I love it. I fucking love it. And you know how we cool down the last five minutes, you grab a leg. And then you grab the other leg. And I love it. I fucking love it. And you know how we cool down the last five minutes? We fucking just get in a fetal position and just take a nap for five. The first time I went to this class, my wife says, you hate this, don't you? Because I went with my wife and my son because you hate this. I know. I'm sorry.

We'll go to somewhere. I'm like, what are you talking about? I found my life's passion. Old man yoga. It's like when you're your character, the lazy dancer. Dude.

I go to yoga to take naps now, dude. I'll take a nap and my wife gets mad because she knows that noise I make when I go out. Like, you know

when you kind of go. The snoring wakes you up. You're like. She knows that noise so well. She's like, I'm going to kill you. You've been, I'm like, I love yoga. I love everybody in the class is at least 85 years old. I swear to God.

Me and my wife and my son, we're like the youngest motherfuckers in the whole world. Do you still roll jiu-jitsu? I love it. Yeah. Do you go full? I am rolling, but I'm not like, you know,

I'm not rolling like, you know, I'm training for Abu Dhabi or anything like that. I'm like trying to lose weight. You said your shoulders. How long has it been since your surgery on your shoulder? One year, exactly. And it's not 100%? It'll never be 100%.

What's it at right now? Dude, like if you try to under jack this arm and try to put me in an arm, I'll tap like right here. Stem cell, bro. You need to get stem cells in there. When's the last time you rolled, Cal? Everybody keeps saying it. 1998. It was when CDs were very widely available.

No, I rolled with you. You know what, everyone? The thing about stem cells is I'm down with it, but every fucking three months, there's a new dude that comes out and says, oh, they did their stem cells like this. We take our stem cells out of fucking pigs. And then he goes, this is better.

And then six months later, oh, they've been taking their stem cells out of fucking pigs. And then it goes, this is better. And then six months later, oh, they've been taking their stem cells from pigs. We take our stem cells from fucking aborted fetuses in China. And they're like, okay. And then another six months, like, oh, they take their stem cells from aborted fetuses in China. We take ours from aborted fetuses from Haiti. No, now what are you going to do?

Oh, my God. When are you guys going to master this shit? It's amniotic fluid now, I think, and they take it from a placenta. No, now what you're doing is you're like, oh my God, when are you guys going to master this shit? It's amniotic fluid now, I think, and they take it from placenta? No, no, no, it's not fluid.

What's the latest shit? What's the latest one? It's umbilical cord. They use umbilical cord. Mel Gibson was on your podcast. Go to Panama. We do fucking stem cells from a dude's dick.

Stop, stop, stop. Listen, Dr. Neil Reardon was on my podcast and he had treated Mel Gibson and Mel Gibson's dad. Dr. Neil Reardon

runs a clinic in Panama because they can do things in Panama that they don't allow yet in the United States because they would have to classify it as a drug. What is it, 40K? If you go down, it's a little bit in that range. I sent my mom down there. I sent Miriam Nakamoto down there, too. Miriam Nakamoto's got a fucked up knee, and she couldn't get it fixed, and she was falling apart. Is she better now?

She's just got it done. She's just got it done. My buddy did it. Actually, you know what? She hasn't get it fixed, and she was falling apart. Is she better now? She's just got it done. She's just got it done. Well, we're going to see. Actually, you know what? She hasn't got it done. Let's find out. I don't think she's got it done yet. I think maybe she goes this week.

My buddy went to Germany. From the people we're going to? No, he went to Germany, but he did. Now the people we're going to, he's done all the research. He said that's cutting edge. She's coming to my show tonight, by the way. Brian, what's cutting edge? So it's called Renu, the umbilical, but there's a,

it's called renew R E N U. And, uh, you'd have to read how they do it, but they, it's, it's essentially from cesarean sections. They take the placenta and the umbilical cord from that.

And those cells, those cells, I guess are, uh, they can essentially become anything. Yes. Is that what you do, Joe?

That's what I'm doing. And I'll tell you, my buddy did it, shot it in both shoulders. Shoulders hurt for seven years. He said, dude, I'm telling you. He got a lot of them done. He said, I haven't had in two years my shoulders haven't hurt at all. That's great. This is a secondhand thing.

I've had a full-length rotator cuff tear disappear. It's gone. There you go. I'm shooting my fucking foot. Yeah, you should. It says it works really well. I'm shooting my fucking foot yeah you should it says it works really well I'm shooting my fucking foot hey Brian

you need to go to Lifespan Medicine in Santa Monica and talk to Dr. Ben Ruhi he's in Santa Monica he's phenomenal listen my guy is the best guy on the planet

trust me in the United States for what you can get done in the United States the guy that I go to is as good as any fucking human that's alive it's in Santa Monica, California

you gotta trust me I do all the research I've talked to all the doctors I've read books on this shit I'm about as up as you can get without being in the business has anybody gotten stem cells uh in their dick yes ben greenfield said it made his dick bigger i would recommend if you're in vegas i would recommend look into that shit i would recommend dr roddy mcgee he's got a piece on him. It's not bad. He doesn't need stem cells.

If his dick's bigger for his body, he'd have a real problem. Callan needs acupuncture on his dick. He would look odd. Callan, you need some physical therapy on your dick. You fuck so much. I just fucking... Congratulations. You need some acupuncture on it. For real, Eddie, if you want to talk to Ben Ruhi, he's the guy who did your back with Regenikine.

Your back was too far gone for that. He told you your back was too far gone because all it does is act as- He didn't tell me that. What did he tell you? He said it was going to work. He wouldn't, like- Well, maybe it would have worked if you didn't do jujitsu. The problem is-

Chip point. No, he saw my MRI and my L5-S1 was like this. And he still stuck me with that shit. Well, he said it was going to give you some relief. Did it give you any relief? I don't know. Eddie's not a fan. I don't even remember at this point. You don't have any cartilage?

All I know is I've had stem cells. I thought I was getting stem cells when I went to that shit. They still talk about Eddie to this day in the office. Really? Yeah. Apparently, you were hitting him with all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories while you were in there. Fuck yeah. That's why I love Eddie.

I went there. I thought I was getting stem cell treatments. I love it. I went in there, and I saw it. I go, stem cell. And then at the very end, they go, oh, this ain't stem cell. This is just the- Wait a minute.

Why did you think it was stem cells? This is PRP. I'm like, wait, this is PRP. No like no no no no no no it's not prp it's regenerative it's different it's different it's way superior to prp it's how i fixed my bulging disc in my neck i had a real fucking problem in my neck numb fingers what'd you do with it what is regenerative it's it's a procedure they invented in germany kobe bryant went down down there. Peyton Manning had his neck fixed in Germany. It's not stem cells, though. TJ Dillashaw. It's not stem cells, though. Okay, relax. I know.

They do stem cells there, too. They do. But you've got to remember, I went in there thinking. Listen, this is what I was thinking. Maybe I'm a retard, and I probably am. But I went in there thinking I was telling everybody I'm getting stem cells. Well, because you didn't listen. And then by the time it happened, they go, oh, no, you're not getting stem cells. You're getting PRP. Eddie, you didn't listen and then by the time it happened they go

oh no you're not getting stem cells why didn't you listen eddie they didn't lie to you you just didn't listen if you want to get stem cells they can but when it comes to look i got reginokine in my back last week because i've been having some sciatic nerve issues my my ass hurts and the nerve goes down because i had a little bit of a bulge that's pushing on it did it help your ass hurts and the nerve goes down because I had a little bit of a bulge that's pushing on it. Did it help? Your ass hurts for other reasons. Hey. We can't discuss those reasons. Slow down. That goes on.

That thing we did a long time ago. So rude. Callan knows about ass pain. Oh, I know about ass pain. Listen, they do everything. They do everything there. But if I had to tell someone, if someone had a real issue and they wanted to deal with it, I would say, if you have time, go to Panama because they can do things in Panama they can't do.

Dude, my mom was about to get a fucking knee replacement. Real close. I sent her down there to Panama. And for a while, I mean, she's 73. So for a while, it was like, well, I don't feel anything. It still hurts. But then about six months in, she's like, it really seems like it's getting better. Eight months later, no pain. Come on. Yes. Come on yes she was she's hiking in the grand canyon man yes i need

that shit she went on vacation she went on vacation she can walk with no pain can you get it in your neck yes they could put it anywhere my foot neck doctor and i sent my mom down there again i just she just got back i sent her down there twice your mom just getting it how much is that call it's not 40k I don't remember You know how mean The price is right

I don't know what the Fuck But I sent her down there And I'll send her down there Every time she wants to go I'll send her down there Three fucking times a year I mean it's real

But they're doing Intervenous stem cells They're doing Direct injections In the problem joints Anything you have an issue with It's regenerating tissue I need to see a documentary.

Okay, listen, I got several. I don't read. He's got published journals, man. I don't read. I need to see a documentary on Netflix. Okay. Listen, man. Me too.

If you go down there, I guarantee you it'll help you. For your shoulder, for whatever issues you got. I'm going to start with... The thing about your back, and here's the new... Don't get nervous in Panama. The guy's from Dallas. No, no, I get nervous because I'm like, why are you moving down there? Because he has to. I just told you. I told you. He has to, though.

Because the federal government treats it as a drug. And the FDA wants all that money that they get from drugs. Come on, bro. Yeah, Callan. You have to go down there if you want to get it done. Panama Buyers Club. Because it's... Look, it's smaller doses you can get it done in America, but you want to get the fucking full Monty, you've got to go down there to Panama. I would be happy to go if I have the time.

If I could take five days off. Well, you don't have the time to save your life. My body's fine, man. He's fine. My body's fine. Do what you want to do. I've had big results from what I've had done in the United States, and I'm telling you, what I get done in the United States is not as potent as what they're doing in Panama.

Have you thought about maybe making a trip to that Panama? Yes, 100%. I talked to my family. Non-stop flights like four hours. This is what we're going to do. No, it's more than that. Panama is Miami. How about we do this?

How about we get that Panama Institute sponsor, all of us, and we all go, they pay for it for free, and we blow it the fuck up. Listen, I've already blown him up. And we blow it the fuck up listen i already said what's up i've already blown him up which is why he's willing to help you know a lot of my friends have gone down fight companion stem cell yeah and we talk about how good we feel yeah we get

injected what i was gonna do with my family is we were gonna go to panama for three days i get the treatment and then we're gonna go from there and jet somewhere else and then have another vacation. To Uruguay. So if you have chronic injury, like so let's just say my ankles. I wake up in the morning, my fucking ankles are so stiff. 100% they could fix that. 100%. They can.

And they shoot it into your ankles when that happens? Yes, right into the joint. You can even get a little Botox. Well, listen, what Ben Greenfield did, what Ben Greenfield did with his dick, I told you Ben Greenfield got a shot in his dick. He got? I told you Ben Greifeld got a shot in his dick? Tell me about that. He got a shot through his whole body.

He got a shot in every joint. It was like they put him under. They did his back. And his dick blew up from that? They did his knees, his ankle. They did his big toes. Was he fucked up? Yes.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, he was like for a while afterwards. I don't know where that is. He was like, holy shit. His whole body was like out of it. But he said afterwards, his biological age dropped. He said he felt significantly better through his entire body like every joint felt better his energy level went through the roof he said he felt physically better did you see what made the news today what

they can they they can do uh they can reverse your biological clock by two and a half years human growth two and a half years and metformin and metformin but here's the thing about metformin i met there's a guy david sinclair from harvard who's coming on my podcast again next week he's been on before and the thing about metformin is when when he talked about it he was advising it and talking about the benefits of it but then when i talked to people like greenfield and then also ronda patrick they said there's a performance hit though like your physical performance suffers from informant it's not you don't have as much like you're not gonna it's it's you're not gonna feel as good when you train you're not gonna feel as good physically but it lowers your biological age it's a tricky one like she's not so like listen man i i put my fucking

right hand on the ronda patrick bible she's as thorough a researcher as there is and you know she's a legit scientist and when she does the research on something, she looks at every fucking angle completely non-biased and she's not sold

on metformin and there's a lot of other people that agree with her. They say there's a performance hit apparently but David Sinclair is not exercising.

If he does, he's like getting on a fucking elliptical machine while he watches the news. He's not doing anything crazy but if you're an athlete, like I know you are Damn right

I was about to say Or Eddie Joe that's a great shirt I just noticed it That's a great fucking shirt Awesome UFC That's an official UFC shirt

Yeah yeah yeah Wow Look at him coming around For a while I was wearing the Like I'd wear the official ones At the weigh ins That's a great

I'm tired of them Taking my shirt off In front of everybody That's a great shirt Yeah They make dope shirts, man. Reebok has a bunch of dope shirts. The Yoel Romero one's my favorite.

I love you. The stylebender one. I love you. The stylebender is dope. They sent me the stylebender. I haven't seen it. I've worn that one. It looks like the Matrix.

It's like different colors. You see that cartoon of Yoel Romero and George Masvidal? Yeah, pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Yoel Romero and George Masvidal. Yeah, pull it up. Pull it up, Yoel Romero and Masvidal. That is so good. Bro, Paulo Costa is the only guy to slow down Yoel Romero.

Literally, put it on him where Yoel always puts it on everybody. He made Yoel fight off his back foot. He made Yoel having a hard time setting up to throw shots. I didn't know Costa was that good. You believe it or not, he be sleeping. He be dreaming. He dreaming. He don't know nothing. He shots. I didn't know Kosto was that good. You believe it or not, he be sleeping, he be dreaming. He dreaming, he don't know nothing,

he crying. You can't play it? I didn't know Kosto was that goddamn talented. What'd you say? We don't own it. Oh, right. Somebody else's video.

Somebody else's video. YouTubers. Holy, bro. Fuck. What? What's the matter? You guys don't watch football, so I didn't give a fuck.

Oh, something happened? I know what happened. Antonio Brown signed with the Patriots. What? Is that the matter? You guys don't watch football, so I didn't give a fuck. Oh, something happened? I know what happened. Antonio Brown signed with the Patriots. What? Is that bad? Oh, dude. Why is that bad? Went to the dark side.

Is that bad? Just add him to the best team in the world. Give him the best quarterback, the best coach. Oh. What a disaster. How is that guy still the best quarterback at his age? 42, stem cells. Well, he's definitely done some of that shit.

Oh, a ton of it yeah doesn't take hits is that what it is he does he takes hits he takes hits he's got an incredible

line he's just it doesn't make any sense because before him remember his Drew Bledsoe like Drew Bledsoe

was awesome and to think that Drew Bledsoe's backup would be the best motherfucker of all time. No one ever thought that.

Especially because he's not a fast runner. No one ever thought that. Drew Bledsoe was high level. How about that dude that just retired? What's his name? What's that guy that retired? Peyton Manning? The vegan guy?

Andrew Luck. Yeah. Why did he retire? Because he was 29. He had $100 million or whatever. Stanford graduate. Engineering or architecture. Stanford graduate.

He had other options. He's like, I don't want to get my head no he kept getting hurt though so he was a baller super baller but he kept having horrible injuries had missed the whole year previous to that then came back got nfl player the comeback player of the year then just his line sucked kept getting hit and has money in the bank super smart kid was like oh i'm out man i don't have the passion for it i looked at the list of gronkowski same thing he was like and brennan who played football i go he had a lacerated kidney he had a lacerated oh yeah lacerated kidney he had a lacerated liver yeah and he looked at the list and i was so horrified my jaw was like what like that's it looks like you've been through a car accident and brennan goes it's not that bad no there's guys way way worse like even rob

gronkowski was talking to uh a crowd, and he started getting emotional talking about how he kept getting hurt, and his mind wasn't in it, and he was hating the play. It's just, these guys have played since they're fucking four, man. You play into your 20s, and you're like, fuck this, man. Right. After a while. There's money in the bank.

You also see these guys that are getting pulled around in wheelchairs when they're in their 60s, and they can't remember what their name is. There's a in the bank You also see these guys That are getting pulled around In wheelchairs When they're in their 60s And they can't remember What their name is There's a lot of that A ton of that And we're aware of it now Where they weren't aware of it

20, 30 years ago I think fighters too Fighters are a lot smarter now Like Nate Diaz Like dude, pay me what I'm worth man I know I'm But you know On the reverse side of that

Please You see a lot of guys Like That have had many concussions In football, like Troy Aikman and Steve Young. They've had tremendous amount of concussions. And they're fine. And they're commentating, and they sound super articulate. They say it's a gene.

They say it's a gene, and they can test for it. Didn't you get knocked out by some gigantic 260-pound guy running full clip like eight times. Didn't you get like completely knocked out? There's also an off season though. And then they're doing commentating and they sound brilliant.

But there's fighters like that too. How about Alistair Overeem? Sugar Ray Robinson. No, no, no. Felder. Is he crazy? Oh, Sugar Ray Robinson.

You mean Leonard or Robinson? Leonard, yes. Struggling. Sugar Ray Leonard? Struggling? Struggling. Go to his Instagram page. And by the way, Robinson is struggling. No, Leonard, yes. Struggling. Yes. Struggling? Go to his Instagram page. No.

And by the way, Robinson was struggling. No. No. No, he has a hard time talking. And then Robinson was struggling real bad late in his life. How do you explain like Steve Young? He's had him and Troy Aitken have had a hundred concussions. Explain Overeem.

Overeem is the guy to explain. A hundred concussions. A hundred? Not a hundred. Like he's got a ton. There's an off season. A hundred is an exaggeration, Joe. But in football, you have an off season. You have a lot of time to heal.

I'd say a billion. A billion concussions. No, but seriously. And those guys are commentating for Fox and CBS and NBC. They're super articulate. There's a gene they can't trace. You can't glitch at all when you're commentating for fucking NBC. You can't glitch.

You have to be on fire. Here's the thing. I've been tested for it. Yeah? Yeah. I don't have it. Thank God. We'll see.

I don't see any sign of Brendan. Get tickets now because CT could kick in any second. What'd you say? I see no sign of CT. In what? In him? Yeah. What?

You do? What? On who? In Brendan Shaw. Brendan. Yeah. What? You do? What? On who? In Brendan Shaw. Brendan. Yeah. You don't see nothing? Not even a little bit.

You see some? No. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, fuck, dude. You fucking... Dude. Oh, God, dude. That was good.

Dude. Holy shit. That was a hell of an intervention. Oh, fuck. It's going to be another intervention. Are we doing another... Is that what we're doing? That was good, dude.

What? What? Dude, why'd you do that? No, there's people that are fighting currently that do worry me, though. You have conversations with them, and they sound like they're drunk. And then they pull it together for fights. You know, they pull it together, and they look good at fights. You know what the thing is, though, Joe?

On average, I know in the media, and this isn't a conspiracy. You might agree with this, Eddie, and this is to your point. I don't believe in conspiracies. Okay i'm just saying brian so ccts everywhere cts everywhere in brain trauma but the odds are you're not gonna get it there's more guys better off who played in the nfl and college football and fought it's true we're fine than those that are super that's actually true okay... The odds are most football players are fine. Are there boxers out there that have been, like,

fucking shut off a few times that are doing commentary? Do you not know about the long-term CTE study that they did where they tested 111 people and 110 of them had CTE? Yes, that's true. But they were selective 110. How do they determine...

It was a selective 110. I mean, what is it? Those guys... There's an ability to determine... Like an IQ test or something? No, no, no. They have the ability to determine whether or not you have chronic traumatic self-assessment. But%. I mean, what is it? There's an ability to determine. Like an IQ test or something? No, no, no. They have the ability to determine whether or not you have chronic traumatic self-assessment. But can I tell you what?

That's a little bit of a trick thing. Based on what? MRIs? Because those, correct me if I'm wrong, those samples were donated by their families. And those guys showed signs. And they showed signs. So that was kind of not a very good control group. Their bodies are fucked up.

Their joints, their bags. 100%. But there's more guys that don't have CT than do. That's interesting. Can someone be kept alive with just their head? Yes. Is there proof of that? Oh, you mean like a head transplant?

No, no. You've got to try it. Because if I lost my arm, I'd still be alive, right? If I lost both arms, I'd still be alive. Both legs. At what point- You need a heart. You need a liver.

You need lungs. Yeah, you got to breathe. You need the- Hey, bro. Yeah, you need the heart, right? Basic medical science. You need the heart, right? I just went down a weird road.

What if you had a head and you had some life support? You had a machine. You know, there's guys that have been knocked out a bunch of times. Like I said, Overeem. Overeem is one of the best examples. You talk to that guy, he sounds fucking clear as day. He's been knocked out by, I mean. A gang of times.

More than anybody in the OC. Yeah. A gang of times, and he sounds fine. Super articulate. For now. Says no problems. Hopefully. I mean, and he's still winning.

Still fighting well. It's like. Have you seen that nicotine helps with that? The studies on nicotine? Really? So nicotine, the way it's delivered, fucks people's lungs up, stuff like that. But nicotine by itself, you can take it in a chew, actually helps with brain trauma, stuff like that.

We know what helps is psilocybin. Dementia. Psilocybin apparently regenerates neurons. Really? Yeah, it's one of the rare things that regenerates neurons. Another thing that's supposed to be really good for it is lion's mane. Lion's mane mushroom. Paul Stamets, who's a

mycologist. Paul Stanley? Stamets. Oh. Different guy. Close. He's been on my podcast before. He's coming on again, too. He's a legitimate scientist. Next time you have Paul Stanley on your podcast, can you invite me, please? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

If I have him on again. I don't know if it'll ever be on again. Just one day Okay Please Do you apologize to him For when you met him When you were younger Yeah anybody from Kiss

Did you ever hear anything Back from Kanye Yeah we'll talk about that off the air Gotcha Yeah Not bad Nah Yeah

It just hit me I think it's better for that guy To not do podcasts Just make great music This is why I don't think This is why I don't think it's going to work for you. You're not going to let him rant like Trump does and get away with all that stuff.

It's not what you do. You know what I'm saying? You never saw that video of him in the White House talking? He's talking about making his own book and vocabulary and shit. And Trump's like, that'd be cool, dude. Trump's like, okay, you're on my side, right? I'm going to keep talking. As long as you're with me, keep talking.

I'm a Kanye fan. I'm a Kanye fan. I am too. His music's amazing. I think he's incredibly eccentric, and I think if you're going to be incredibly eccentric the way he is, you're going to have a lot of nutty thoughts and ideas and things to say. And he also has some mental health issues, like legitimate, that he's discussed, that

are public, and that I think in some ways may contribute to his art, because he's off medication. He was on medication for a while. And the way he talked about it, he was saying that it was stifling him. It was fucking him up. Dulling him. Yeah, it was dulling his ability to create. How could it not?

It's a fine line though, right? Because he's making great art. It's what made him amazing. What made him amazing is this wild mind that he has. But this wild mind is not it's not based on like mathematical truth and logic and reason it's based on this ability to just go with the flow and think what you think and be confident in your decisions and just be and just be in touch with your emotions and your feelings and i mean he's a fucking incredibly prolific artist to leave that guy

alone and i think the kim kardashian situation is perfect because she loves him they have a family together i bet she kind of keeps him grounded. Her and her family obviously have an amazing business sense. So they'll keep all the money tight, keep everybody together. I mean, she's got fucking more loot than God. Would you ever have Kim Kardashian on your podcast? You know what I'd have her? I'd have her come on and talk about her decision to help with prison reform because I think that's really admirable.

There's a lot of people that have made a lot of money and they've gotten real famous and they didn't do shit with it but what she's done she's got some people free yes she's actually and she's actually pushed a narrative that you can do something like this and she's talked to trump and she's visited in the white house and she's got i think something like 18 people freed from prison that were wrongly incarcerated pretty crazy so respect to her i don't i don't ever want to make a kim kardashian joke for the rest of my life plus i made a bunch of them but even if i did your last special if the one before the one before but even if i that was bruce man that's right but if i did i mean i mean but i mean what she's done is like she's decided to make a difference she didn't have to make a difference she could just buy diamonds to get her toes done she decided to make a difference. She didn't have to make a difference. No, she didn't have to do shit. She could just buy diamonds and get her toes done.

She decided to make a difference. So I respect her 100%, man. There's a lot of fucking, there's people that learn and grow. We want to sell people short and write people off and cancel people because of this or that. And turn them into a noun. That's who you are. It's changing. It's nonsense.

What the fuck are you talking about? Nonsense. Can you think about the difference between you and I when we were 28? Oh, my God. The level of moronic energy. Oh, my God. We were morons. And what we thought about all the time in our head versus now.

And the problem with you and I is we were together. Oh, we did. We're okay. Let's go get a pit bull that's twice. We're both okay. Let's go find a pit bull that's twice. How about let's get piranha. Oh, yeah.

I had a fucking skeleton. Joe had piranha in. Let's get Piranha. Oh, yeah. I had a fucking skeleton. Joe had Piranha in his house. With a human skeleton in my tank. I said to him one time, I go, yeah, I want a dog, but I want a dog that's just basically jaws on a leash. I want a pitbull with a head. Nightmare. I'll help you.

Yeah, I'll help you. He's at my house the next day. He's like, I'm here. We allegedly went to a guy who was fighting dogs to get Brian's dog. I didn't want to fight a dog. I just wanted to fight a dog that I wasn't going to it i just wanted a badass dog your dog was a sweet dog did you get the dog it was a great yeah and i let my friend watch it on a farm oh i'll tell you how it died good question i had my friend watch it on the farm my friend calls me and goes hey your dog's

not with us anymore i go what he goes yeah sorry about that wow what happened he goes i shot it and i go oh and he goes yeah so you could have told me that that dog was going to turn on at any minute. I go, oh. Jesus. The dog went after a baby calf, a cow, was holding onto it. The neighbor's dog, well, no, I'm sorry. Let me start again. It killed a couple goats, then went after the baby calf.

And when the family dog came out, which was like a German Shepherd Golden Retriever, Pippo was like, yay! And broke its leg. And then that was when my friend, he said, when I tried to pull that dog off, it was so swollen. It was like this small dog. It was pulsing and it was covered in blood

and it was so excited. And I was like, oh, this is a demon dog. And he shot the dog. He killed him. Wow. Because he was like, I can't have this dog on my farm. He's a farmer. Lucky he had a gun.

He's a farmer. Yeah, otherwise everyone would have been fucked. Well, they don't bite people. He was just hell on four wheels. I know a dude who had wolf dogs. There were like seven, eight timber wolf. Yeah. And they got out of his yard or he let them out.

I don't know. But they went to a neighbor's farm and killed like eight sheep. Yeah. And they come back just bathed in blood. They were just covered in blood. Wolf dogs are illegal in a lot of parts of the country now. They should be.

They didn't listen to him at all, man. No, they also... Like, sit. Fuck you. Yeah. This was like the conversation you have with a dog. Sit. Yeah.

Fuck you. And they're big, right? Yeah, they're big, man. They're big dogs. But their pack instinct is very, very strong strong so children are lower on that totem pole than they are and so what happens is they look at children as below them subservient they don't look at them as part of the family because they're they have they're very pack oriented so they'll bite kids and that so they'll take kids out did you hear about that guy that got attacked in british columbia while he was

sleeping in his bag he's sleeping in his sleeping bag i'm gonna get a lot of mail from people trying to drag him out of the tent people are screaming god damn yeah a wolf bit him was dragging him the wolf's ass was hanging out of the tent pulling this guy out the guy's screaming the wolves got a hold of his arm and then some other people kicked it some other campers woke up kicked it threw rocks at it great wolves almost never do that but that. They have in the past. What happened? Well, they kicked it and the thing ran off and they threw rocks at it and then the forest rangers got it and shot it.

And by the way, I'm going to get a shitload of emails from people who own wolf dogs. Don't send them to me. I don't want to hear it. I'm sure they're great dogs. They're great dogs. Just you've got to be in control of it. There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one. You've got to be in control of that goddamn thing. Are they like kids? They're great dogs. They you got to be in control of it. There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one. You got to be in control of that goddamn thing.

Are they like Kias? They're great dogs. They can be great pets. No. They can be great pets. You know what a Kia is? Yeah, but a Kia is. A Kia.

A Kia. A Kia is more of a control. Trap. A Kia is where you buy cheap furniture. But a Kia. No, no. A Kia. A Kia.

A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. You said Kia. I know what they are. You said Kia. I thought it was a Kia. I thought it was a car.

Is that a Kia like a car? A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. Yeah, a Kia. A Kia. Okay, so we're talking about the same dog. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. A Kia. I thought it was a Kia. Is that a Kia? Like a car? No, Akita. Akita. Akita. Okay, so we're talking about the same dog. We're talking about the same dog. I thought it was a Kia.

Apparently, it's a Japanese bear hunting dog, they say. And they have the curly tails. What do you know about those dogs? They're super aggressive. Quiet. They're very quiet. They tend to be good for people who have allergies because they can be hypoallergenic. They are pretty good watchdogs, but they're very dog aggressive.

You know what? Very dog aggressive. One of their main characteristics are that, my landlord had one, is that they're only loyal to their master and they don't give a fuck about anybody else. You know how most dogs are all about love? Yeah. You know how most dogs, all they care about is love? There's one.

They just want love love love not akita they don't want that all they want is food from their master and everyone else can suck their dick dude i lived around a motherfucker like that i was scared as shit i was scared as shit they're badass dogs he's all dick too look at that hog yeah he'll go right after our male dog the last thing akita wants is love. Really? They don't want petting. Well, that's one dog.

You're talking about a really low fucking control group. No, that's why they're Japanese police dogs is because of that quality is that they only care about their master and everyone else. They won't bite everyone else. They just don't give a fuck about no one else. They're like, please stay away from me. That's like those German shepherds. I lived with one.

My landlord had one. Did you think they were good guard dogs? You wanted a guard dog? He was a meth dealer. Oh, Jesus. He was my landlord. Your landlord was a meth dealer? Yeah.

Oh, my God. So you wanted Akita. You've got to bring the guy to rent. And he's fucking shaking. No, he was cool to me. He was cool to me. He just was involved in a lot of shady shit. And he had that dog for a reason.

I know. Like, that was some serious protection. You think you have like Navy SEALs and shit? This motherfucker. Whenever I came around, I was scared as shit. I'd come around the house and I was like, I'm paying the rent. And that dog was like, please don't pet me. Because I would bite your fucking arm off if you pet me.

The best man would just stare at you. He was just like, don't pet me. But shepherds are like a good German shepherd. And Belgian Malamores. Those dogs, they bond on one person. But good luck. If those dogs are trained, those big male check line shepherds that my buddy ryan has enjoy that they shed like my buddy ryan who yeah yeah he's trained my dog as

well yeah ryan can take his dog in the middle while it's biting a sleeve while it's it's in the down position waiting for the command you can go up and pet it he can say go get him and he'll go to your house he will not touch a woman or a. But if it's a man and you're in the house, you're getting taken down. There's no barking. He's taking you down. He's a big shepherd, too. Oh, dude.

Just corded steel. You touch his body. It's just like he's always tense. I met him. Did I send you to him? I don't know. I saw his dog. The dog's amazing.

His dog's an amazing shepherd. He's really good at getting great dogs because he goes for temperament first. So the dogs will come out. He goes to connecticut there's one place he'll get these fucking dogs and i've met probably six of them they're they're fucking terrifying they're already grown dogs they're already fully trained but you can pet them they're fucking really friendly yeah meanwhile they're really well taken care of and they're trained. Right. They're worked out. Well, so his dogs.

That's big for those dogs. They have to exercise. What do you laugh about? One of his dogs was there with me and it was fully trained. And the gardeners that he had never seen were just there. And the dog didn't bark or go after him at all. And I went, but the dogs, those guys didn't even know those guys. And he goes, why? They're not acting in a threatening way.

And I haven't deployed them on him. Do you guys want to eat? Do you want to go get some meat? I don't know if you remember a sketch that got rejected by the Man Show. It was called Super Pets that we wrote. It was about if you're suspecting that your kids are doing drugs. You get a family pet, but it's actually a drug-sniffing dog that you bring into your family. actually a drug sniffing dog that you bring into your family.

And the commercial was like, your kids think you brought home a dog, but it's a drug sniffing dog. And if you're doing drugs, the background is like the dog just tearing apart your kids, and you're all happy because it found the drugs. Super Pets. I like that.

It got rejected. It got rejected. Remember the one that we would never be able to do today, but we couldn't even do it back then, was first Asian NASCAR driver. Yes. We're going to have Bobby Lee as a NASCAR driver just constantly crashing into walls. He's a superstar. Cars. Asian NASCAR driver.

Flying into the crowd. Asian NASCAR driver. Because it would keep crashing. And everyone loves the crashes. So racist. So racist. So hilarious. Asian NASCAR driver.

How about sack fighting? Ultimate sack fighting championship. That got greenlit and then got cut off halfway through. What was the sack fight? It was all about kicking people in the balls. The balls were exposed out of your body. And when the balls are in play, what was the tagline? When the balls are in play, the game changes.

Yes. So you had to have like Valitudo shorts, but you gotta have an opening so your balls are not... So when the balls are the target, if the balls are in play, you don't keep your hands up, you keep your hands down. You want the guys to hit you in the face, you want to protect your balls.

So we had this whole sketch where it's called Extreme Sack Fighting. And Joey Diaz was gonna be the master because he had the biggest sack and Joey Diaz was going to be the master because he had the biggest sack and Joey Diaz's balls would hang down low and he was the guy

like the big boss at the end of a video game. That's hilarious. How would fighting change in the UFC if you didn't wear a cup and you could kick in the balls? They had that.

That's extreme sack fighting. That's what we did. Actually, they did. Pride, right? Basically. You'll see. That's extreme sack fighting. That's what we did. Well, actually, they did. Pride, right? Basically. Well, UFC 1, UFC 2. Ali Tudor. Remember when Big Daddy Goodrich

grabbed the Pedro's dick and balls and crushed him? No. There was a scene. Haven't you ever seen side control? And the guy's just... There was a scene. No, Gary Goodrich grabbed his dick and balls

and was inside his shorts. Handful, yeah. And was crushing him. How about the scene? How about a scene where a guy's in between rounds and his balls are all popping out and they're cut and there's dudes

that are putting N-Swell on their balls and you're like, just cut him! Just cut him! And your balls and everyone's trying to do your balls are bleeding.

Like Rocky, cut me, Mickey, cut me. Which, by the way, no one's ever done. No one's ever cut anybody. That was the dumbest scene in Rocky. Cut me, Mickey me Which by the way No one's ever done No one's ever cut anybody That was the dumbest scene In Rocky Cut me Mickey

Still awesome though Like why are we cutting you I went back For my son For my son I sat him down We went through Rocky One

Two Three And four All within like two weeks Great movies You gotta go back And like dude Those movies were

Fucking great Rocky 1 was great. Dude, those are fucking some great movies. Are you kidding? Rocky 5, forget about that. But Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4, are you kidding? Those were amazing movies. Yeah, amazing.

He went through like real shit. Like Rocky 1, he's like a broke dude who almost won. And then Rocky 2, he's like, he's got money, but then he runs out of money. And then he has to fight. He has to take the rematch. So he takes the rematch. Now Rocky 3, he has all this money and he's huge. And then Clubber Lang, the young guy, comes through and he's all hungry.

And then he gets fucked up. Dude, Rocky 3 fucked me up because Clubber Lang beat him. Like at an hour. Was Clubber Lang beat him. Like at an hour. Was Clubber Lang three or two? Three. At an hour and 15 minutes, Clubber Lang beats Rocky. And you're kind of thinking like, what? How does Rocky lose?

Like, what's going on? What happened? And then you realize, oh, shit, they're going to do a rematch in the same movie. They're going to do a rematch in the movie. Because they did it so that you didn't think there was going to be a rematch. You're like, Rocky loses? The Russians crushed? No, four. The Russians four. You need to go back.

Tommy Morrison. If you're confused. If you're confused about it, listen, you got to go back with your kids and watch Rocky one, two, three, and four. Trust me. You know what's funny? My son was so deep into it. My son was so deep into it. Win, Rocky. One, two, three, and four. Trust me. Win, Rocky. Win. Trust me. Fuck, all five were fire. My son was so deep into it.

My son was so deep into it. And when Adrian goes to Rocky, when he was going to fight Clubber Lang, she goes, you can't win, Rocky. And I thought, oh my God, my son's going to be like, because he was all about Rocky. He was like, Dad, is Rocky going to win? He wants to know the result. He won't watch the movie. He goes, Dad, you got to tell me, is Rocky going to win? He wants to know the result. He won't watch the movie.

He goes, Dad, you got to tell me. Is Rocky going to win? And then when he heard that, he was like, you can't win, Rocky. I looked at my son, and I thought he was going to be depressed. He started fucking laughing hysterically. He's like, you can't win, Rocky. You can't win. I'm like, what's going on here?

I thought he was so into Rocky, but he was laughing at Adrian saying, you can't win I'm like What's going on here I thought I thought he was like So into Rocky But he was laughing At Adrian Saying you can't win Rocky Because he knew That Rocky could win I don't know It was just so weird He just started laughing

And I thought What is going on here Has anyone seen the new ones Like Apollo Creed I saw Creed Is he good Well it's okay

Because he's not fighting anymore Because he was fighting Up to like number six Right Wasn't he fighting in six Who did he fight Fucking Antonio Tarver

Oh my god That's so ridiculous I heard he got knocked out In training for that Like that they were sparring Like going through the things And like having like Little light sparring

And Tarver KO'd him I know Michael B. Jordan Got knocked out During the training Oh yeah You can see the video of it Well it wasn't training. It was actually filming a shot.

He was supposed to rotate his head, get punched, rotate his head, and the guy clipped him right on the chin. How about Last Blood Part 5? That's coming out. That is so ridiculous. I was driving by the other day, and I looked up at the billboard. You got a geriatric man holding a Bowie knife. Hey, you know what?

You know what? You got to give Sylvester Stallone credit, because basically he was written off by Hollywood. Yeah. Nobody would give him a shot anyway. And he said, you know what? I'm going to do expendables and bring all these has been actors kind of like on paper and bring them together.

And we're going to have so many of them that we're going to have a fucking new franchise. He did it. Sylvester Stallone. Hollywood didn't want him deep into his late 60s he brought everyone in he john vlog he called van damme his daughters were everybody he brought everybody back i met his daughters the other day they're at the laugh factory lovely classy young ladies pretty Pretty too. Pretty and fucking cool and just great gals.

I was like, I'm not talking to girls from Jersey here. And now he's doing fucking First Blood again. It's going to be a hard pass for me. Hard pass for you on First Blood? The baddest motherfucker in Hollywood ever, dude. Think about that. Who is badder than him? Rocky?

The Rambos? Expendables? Come on, man. Who's done that Who is badder than him? Rocky? The Rambos? Expendables? Come on, man. Who's done that? But here's this. Nobody's done what Sylvester Stallone has done. But here's this. Go from Rocky 1, which is 1970-something, to Rambo 99, whatever the fuck we're on, in 2019.

He's still in the mix. He's still on billboards, dude. He's on billboards. He's been relevant for it. Still relevant. Still relevant. Dude, Sylvester Stallone is a fucking genius, dude. I don't know how he's doing it. Hey, how about Nighthawks? Remember Nighthawks?

Do you remember that? You and I would remember it. He played a fucking cop with, who is the guy who was the hitcher? I don't want to lose what I got. Remember Rocky III? Fuck, who was that actor? He was all sad. I don't want to lose what I got.

He's had some hits. Did you ever see the escape with him and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the prison? Yes. That was like three years ago. Dude, how many fucking blockbuster movies has that dude? He must be the number one. Guys, I got to get out of here. Me too.

Let's wrap this bitch up. Let's wrap this bitch up. Can I give a couple plugs? Yeah, for sure. Hey, next Friday, I'm going to be at San Francisco at Cobbs and then the Friday after that Austin stateside theater

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