The Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 9, 2023

Episode Date: September 10, 2023

Joe is joined by Bryan Callen, and Brendan Schaub, and Sam Tripoli to watch the fights on September 9, 2023. Bryan Callen is an actor, comedian, and podcaster. He's the co-host of the podcasts "The Fighter and the Kid" and "Conspiracy Social Club," and host of "The Bryan Callen Show." www.bryancallen.com  Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com Sam Tripoli is stand-up comedian, writer, host of the "Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli" and "Zero with Sam Tripoli" podcasts, and co-host of several others, including "Cash Daddies," "Conspiracy Social Club," and "Broken Simulation." www.samtripoli.com

the Joe Rogan experience are we live? Salute Sam Tripoli is drinking water and Brian Callen is drinking CIA sake well we're not going to talk about conspiracies because I'll have to win. I don't want to dish out any doubles.

I've heard your podcast with Sam, and you rarely do, so I don't know what you're saying. Lots of, lots of. You should give me a podcast. Yeah, we've done, how many podcasts have we done, Sam? Like, I think something like

200, 300. Yeah. You should call your podcast 10 Eight Rounds. Yeah. Let me ask you this. How much has that changed your world view?

Me? Yeah, having these things exposed to you, like I can't believe this is real and it turns out it is real. Yeah, that's the problem. So I'm automatically always like bullshit

every time Stan comes up with a conspiracy, right? But then, unfortunately, I do call you and I go, damn it! What was a big one? You were right. What was a big one? You were right.

What was a big one? I remember you were talking about Obama being gay for a while. We don't know if he's gay. No, no. We still don't know. Come on. Listen, when people smoke, first of all, when people smoke cocaine, they do wild shit. I'll tell you what the big one is.

I smoke crack, bro. You know what you think when you're smoking crack? You're like, fuck, I'm smoking crack, bro. That's all you think the whole time. I don't think he was smoking crack. I think he was smoking cocaine. The guy got coke, and this is his allegation, according to the Tucker Carlson show, which is wild. So fucked.

Tucker Carlson got some guy out and sucked his dick. What's your guess? Is it a world leader? Is it some fucking general, some very important person? This guy smokes crack and sucks dick. Let's have him on. He's missing a bunch of teeth. That would feel good. He's missing one. That means you're dedicated when you're missing the teeth.

It means you're the kind of guy who sucks dick when you just meet a guy. You need some coke. Who knows if he's telling the truth, but the bottom line is when dudes smoke crack, I guarantee you there's some guys who've got their dick sucked by dudes that really shouldn't have. And then they wake up in the morning like, I can't fucking do crack anymore.

Why? Dave sucked my dick. I'll give you some crack if you let me suck your dick. Yeah, you let a stranger suck your cock. You know you've gone too far. Without a doubt, that has happened. I think it's happened, but I don't think that's the normal. In the history of the world, I don't think

there's a normal when it comes to you smoking crack with dudes you just met. Hey, but do you think you're gay? Do you think you might be just gay if you're smoking crack? Certainly could, but Brian had a very interesting point when we were in the green room about guys who aren't gay, but they're married

and they occasionally go off and get gay hookers or something or meet guys at truck stops. Those are gay men? No, no, no. But he's saying it made sense. It doesn't. Go ahead and say it. Brian, this is your study. Did you read this?

No, I actually read this. So much. Do you remember where you read it? So a lot. Yeah. Can you cite your sources? Was it a Grindr blog? Yeah, it was in gay.com.

But the idea is there are a lot of men who are married, three kids, everything else. How many kids do you have? I have three. Okay. Go on. Keep going. Go on. I have three, too.

Go ahead. Continue. A lot of times they will go off to some gay bar some bus stop whatever and they bang a guy get sucked suck somebody's dick whatever it might be but they're straight quote unquote then they go to a therapist and they say I got this thing

I like women but once in a while I get this urge and the theory it's a controversial one but the theory according to the literature which i've not read i love shop's face whenever brian's saying dumb shit shop's like he just can't wait this is his face 12 years of fighting the kid and so um the idea the theory is that the if you were molested as a fighter than a kid. And so the theory is that if you were molested as a child,

at a certain age, when you're at a very specific kind of age, by an older man, these people, it's traumatic, it's bad, it's all terrible, but it may have felt good. Like there might have been a part of it where you're...

Mouth to mouth. Yes, yes. And so then now you've got this imprinted ingrained kind of conflict of trauma you gotta go to ESPN Plus I have it it's just stuck on

like 30 minutes back it is? yeah I have it it's just in the stum remote I'm trying to do too many things okay here I'll take it over I'll do it with my phone Brian I'm trying to do too many things. Okay, here. I'll take it over. I'll do it with my phone. Brian, I'm just curious again who your source is.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, is it the streets, bro? Hey, is your source your dad? I read it. I read it. I can't remember where I read it, but it was a thing. You know what's interesting about that? That's really wild. That's a controversial thing to say.

So I went to college. Big time. And I got a degree. You got a degree? Yeah. What college? I'm functionally illiterate. What college?

UNLV. We just got house today. All right, yeah. Yeah, we got house. I see you buffs over here, so I can't relate. I had a professor named Dr. Logan, and he was a renowned sex therapist. He would just give us these nuggets in the middle school class, and he was like, I could get you to be attracted to anything.

I could make it. And it's basically like if you orgasm, whatever you're looking at or doing at that time, you do it enough. When you're a kid. You're in. You're in, right? So that would fit into what you're saying. Trauma can cause that issue with people. We associate pleasure with whatever.

They brought in Laura Sanko for the main gig. That's my girl. Laura's great, man. She's fire. She's great. She's very good at it. She's so good. She's a nice person, too.

Plus, she only goes to the ground. Yeah, she works her ass off. She's shiny. She's a shiny person. Like, she's good looking. She's very pretty. Yeah. She's super nice, too.

Like, when you're around her, she's a very, very nice person. The biggest thing, too, obviously, she's an attractive human being, but she knows her shit. You can tell when they just put in an attractive girl, like, what are we doing here? Right. She knows her shit. Well, someone who doesn't do the work and isn't into the sport. She fought. She had one MMA fight.

She trains a lot. Yeah, she does shit all the time. Respect. Yeah, she trains a lot. She's very good. Damn. So that's good for her, that she got this gig. And she'll shock a lot of people, because she's very good at it.

A lot of people look at her and they go oh great you brought in a chair yeah but if you watch dan white's contender series she's the star on yes she's she's absolutely her and bisping are great absolutely good at it and brendan okay so here we go boom bro this is the best part oh they didn't show the arrows when he fucking stood over him and launched three arrows for the three times that he beat him before. Gangster. Yeah. But he said afterwards he wasn't even aware that he shot three and that he beat him three.

He said he was just doing it. Oh, wow. Just felt like hitting him with three arrows. One of my favorite knockouts of all time. Damn, look at this. Bro, it's an amazing knockout. He is a master, dude. He's a master.

Woo! Does anyone- But this motherfucker is tough. And the thing about Sean Strickland is, like, first of all, stand-up-wise, different worlds. Different worlds. Sean is all punches. And guys, if they stand in front of him, that's one thing. But the movement that Izzy's going to have is going to be so different.

The leg kicks, the setups. The feints. There's a lot going on. But Sean, you know, they make fighters fighters, like Sean spars more than anybody. That's all he does. They were doing this thing where they were making fighters wear these things to find out how many times they get hit in the head. Sean gets hit less than anybody. His defense is good.

Because he spars so often. My question there when I hear that, Joe, is who's he sparring? He's not sparring against Israel Adesanya. He's not sparring against anybody even close. Not close, but he's sparring against very good guys. I mean, there's a lot of really good guys at Extreme Couture. Or, excuse me, at... In Vegas, right?

He's at Extreme. He's at Ruka. That's right. He's at Extreme. Izzy's not saying anything to Sean. Look, you're dealing with one of the greatest of all time against a guy who's really tough. Correct. So it should be very interesting.

The thing about Sean is fucking energy management is amazing. He knows how to turn it on on guys. Great cardio. If he has you hurt, he's a nonstop worker. He's never out of shape. Volume puncher. Volume puncher. Can he take it, though? He even jokes around about how he has no chin.

That Alex just touched him once and put him in the orbit.'s like i don't fucking chin bro did you did you hear what he said it might have been with uh uh nina drama she's great they go so is the game plan to go in there obviously the the achilles heel for izzy is the grappling he planned to go in there and wrestle he goes you know we've trained that and that might be the game plan he goes but i get hit and i go into retard mode. This is what's great about Sean Strickland. He's been able to stay relevant regardless. Like, he's won already.

He's won at the game of MMA. That is not easy. You've got to be crazy like a fox. You've got to be smart to do that. Did you write that down? He's so colorful. Did you write that down before you got here? I got it as a tattoo. Is that a whole part of it?

It seems like something. He's got to be crazy like a fox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why he's late for the limo. We're in 1950s ABC movies. I tell you, he's a real swell guy. Sounds what the UFC sends you when you retire. Crazy like a fox.

Crazy like a fox. Foxes aren't crazy at all. No. They're real sneaky. They're super sober and very predictable. They're in my yard all the time now because I have chickens. Oh, snaps. Are they grabbing any? I'm going to have to kill some foxes

I'm really sad about that Because I like them They look cool, too They'll get in your chicken coop Yeah And my dog rolls in their shit Hell yeah It's the most depressing thing

Oh, it's the worst I let him out I let him out the other night And he's out And he's sniffing around I'm like, come on, buddy Come inside And then I see him

Sniff around this one spot And then drop And then. I'm like, come on, buddy. Come inside. And then I see him sniff around this one spot and then drop. And then start, like, no! Yeah. Oh, God. Now I know I'm going to have to clean it. And then when I got inside, he didn't want me to clean it. So he kept that side on the ground. And I'm like, dude, that's so gross.

My dog in New York City. So it's on the ground now, and I have to physically roll him over and wash it off. My dog in New York City used to roll in bum diarrhea. That was always a good time. What? Oh, yeah. That was Clancy, right? That was Chauncey.

Chauncey, right. All the time. But you know what? So Mike Catherwood has a farm in Austin out here. And all the falcons were- Yeah, he's great. They were killing his guinea fowl. And then the coyotes were taking his baby lambs and stuff.

He got two Anatolian shepherds. I thought there were donkeys. No, Anatolian shepherds. I thought you said he had a donkey. He's got a donkey. He has a donkey, then the donkey scares away the wolves. No, no, no. It's the Anatolian shepherds.

He's got two Anatolian shepherds that keep even the falcons out of there. He hasn't lost one animal since those two were around. Interesting. Yeah, they're amazing. So that's their job. They know it's their job. And they'll sit right next to a baby lamb and won't touch it. Isn't that wild?

Like Australian shepherds, like Australian sheep herding dogs. They're like corral kids. They're like, come on, get over this way. I grew up with one. My dad would have me and my brother run in a park and they would fucking circles around. It's a city dog. They circle around you.

Like, get back. Get back. We got you. Oldingless sheepdogs will do that. If you have a party, they will herd everybody into a circle. I had one. My dog is a retriever. I did not teach him to bring the ball back.

No. I mean, he just did it immediately. When he was a puppy, I'd throw a ball, and he'd bring it right back. I'm like, well, that was easy. Yeah. That's what's up. It's called prey drive. It's just whatever they bred them for. immediately when he was a puppy. I'd throw a ball, and he'd bring it right back. I'm like, well, that was easy. It's called prey drive. It's just whatever they bred them for. It's not prey drive to bring something back.

It is prey drive. No, to bring it back is not prey drive. That's a retriever. Yeah, it's a retriever. It's like they bred that into them. They taught that into them, and somehow or another, that genetics gets into the dog's children. I have a pug, and genetics gets into the dog's children. Yep. I have a pug, and it's a retard dog.

I mean, they are like if crystal meth was an animal. It's just running all over the place, rolling in piss. But that's a dog that doesn't have to have any skills. Yeah. It wasn't bred for it to kill. And it's gay as fuck. I have the gayest pug. So what is the full card?

Can we see the full card, Jamie? This is Tyson Pedro. There's some fun heavyweights on here. That's exciting. Yeah, Tyson Pedro's a beast. But there's some fun heavyweights on here. Yeah, Tyson Pedro's a beast. But there's some fun heavyweights. Taito Avasa, always fun. And then that Justin Taffa, Austin Lane's fun.

You know Austin Lane? He played like eight years in the NFL. Yeah, so Justin Taffa, Austin Lane. It's a long time to play in the NFL. Great beard. He's a hell of an athlete. Anton Tarkali versus Tyson Pedro. That's a good fight.

That kicks off the main card. Then Justin Taffa, Austin Lane, they rescheduled this because when they first fought, there was an eye gouge and they had to reschedule. What's the co-main? Co-main is Ty and Volkov. Volkov's tough because he can make it boring. He's cool with winning by decision. Interesting. He's the favorite. Heys. Volkov's tough because he can make it boring. You know, he's cool with winning

by decision. Interesting. He's the favorite. He's like a two to one favorite in that fight. Ty's on a tough skin but he grew his hair out so I'm going with him.

Is that your thing? Is that your crew now? I'm sorry. Yeah, Doug. Ty, I mean, he did lose some fights but he knocked out

Derek Lewis. He's lost to the best of the best. He lost to Sergey. Sergey's a monster though. Who else did he lose to? He lost he knocked out Derrick Lewis. He's lost to the best of the best. And lost to Sergey. Sergey's a monster, though. Who else did he lose to? He lost to Cyril Ghosn and Sergey. He lost to Cyril Ghosn.

Those were his last two. Yeah. But before that, he beat Derrick Lewis. Both assassins. So, I mean, Sergey is the backup fighter for Jon Jones and Stipe. Yeah. Sergey's a monster. Monster.

I think. Does Jones want to fight him? I thought he didn't want to fight him. Jones doesn'tipe. Yeah. Sergey's a monster. Monster. I think... Does Jones want to fight him? I thought he didn't want to fight him. Jones doesn't give a fuck. I think he'd beat all of them easy. But Jones, what I think's going on is they're not big enough names, so it doesn't do anything for him right now. No, I get that.

So he wants them to get bigger. He wants Stipe. If he beats Stipe, it's a legacy fight. He beats the most accomplished heavyweight ever. The guy who defended the heavyweight title more than anybody. I'll tell you who's the motherfucker. Aspinall. Aspinall's a bad fight. He beats the most accomplished heavyweight ever. The guy who defended the heavyweight title more than anybody. I'll tell you who's the motherfucker. Aspinall. Aspinall's a bad man. That guy can do it all. He's an athlete. His dad's a black belt.

He grew up doing jiu-jitsu. He's a bad motherfucker and athletic is all get out. And good at everything. Crazy how he blew his knee out in that fight, right? Crazy. He throws one leg kick, pulls it back, and it just pops out. Out of nowhere. You see his knee shift. He's the one. I think he

beat Sergey. I think he dragged Sergey into later rounds, beats him. Well, you remember what Alistair did to Sergey. Did people forget? People forget. Alistair beat the shit out of Sergey. Took him down. Since then, Sergey went, oh, okay. He's gone nuts. Beat the fuck out of knocking motherfuckers cold.

I think he changed his game. He's just different. Beat the fuck out of knocking motherfuckers cold. I think he changed his game. I mean, it's just like everything's different. He's just different confidence level, different success level. I think Aspinall beats him all. Interesting. You think he beats John? That, I don't know. I'm saying out of the contenders, Aspinall's the most talented.

My hope is that Francis fights Tyson Fury, gets the big money, and then there's some shenanigans. Yeah. He gets out of the contract. Wait, what do you mean? They bring him back. They offer him big money to fight Jon Jones. After Jon Jones beats Stipe, UFC 300.

There we go. Jon Jones, Francis Ngannou. Take my money. Let's go. You're putting all your money on Jon? All my money. Every dime I. You're putting all your money on John? All my money. Every dime I have. Here's the thing.

UFC would be smart to do that, too, because the Tyson Fury fight is going to be gigantic. It's going to be a big cultural fight. I think the WBC is giving them a belt. Oh, is there a belt on the line now? Some wacky belt. Yeah, those are the best. Whatever. It's like BMF.

I do that with my brother. I just make up belts and beat him up and then take the belt. That's what I do are the best. It's like BMF. I like cheddar belts. I used to do that with my brother. I'd just make up belts and beat him up and then take the belt. That's what I do all the time. It's some, I don't know what the belt is, but they've created a belt. Speak of baddest man on the planet. There it is. Yeah, why not? Oh.

Get the new. Riyadh championship belt. So the Saudi Arabia championship belt. Well, good for them. Hey, bro. What they're doing over there is wild. They're throwing wild amounts of money at things.

But this is what people should pay attention to. It's only a matter of time before it starts leaking into other sports. They've already done it with golf. They did it with Liv. Dude, have you seen how much they're spending on these soccer players? It's insane money. A billion, and then they're starting to slide in the DMs of NBA players?

Will they start to slowly infiltrate and take over everything? Nobody has money like the house is holding. Was it Terrence Crawford that said someone should buy them all up? Was it him? Yeah. So what Terrence Crawford said is someone should buy all the organizations. Too many world champions. Boxing.

And make it one thing? Make it one. That's a great idea. Boxing or MMA? Boxing. They spend like a billion dollars, he said, and you buy all of them. You buy the WBC. You buy the WBO. You buy the IBF.

We're done. The Saudis are right there. Everybody shut the fuck up. There's no more world championships. The Saudis are listening right now? Yeah. If they're listening right now, gentlemen, please, I will tweet about it. I will support this 100%.

What's going on there? That's LeBron. LeBron's over there? He's been hanging out there the last week or so. Isn't that strange? Bro, they have so much money. Dude, it's crazy. They could get us to do a podcast over there.

We should do a fight companion from Saudi Arabia. Oh, that'd be great. We'd all go to jail. We'd all go to jail. You and I would say for what we do, in Abu Dhabi we'd get away with it. Yeah. Maybe we do it in Jordan. It's Vegas and on steroids.

You and I have been invited to Jordan by the King of Jordan. I just got a text about that Weird That's not weird Me and him can't go I'll see what I can do That's very interesting We can go hunting

Imagine if we just decided to start doing the podcast from another country Did you ever hear how the The chicken's really wild in this country Why wouldn't we go And then like Some place like Dubai Is like gentlemen We don't really

Give a fuck about weed Get over here Come on over here They actually do They do They do a lot Would you ever see that Well maybe they could

Change their mind about weed But you don't want To fuck around And get caught No I would never Bro when I go overseas I bring new luggage

I'm not kidding I buy new luggage I'm not not kidding. I buy new luggage. I'm not kidding. Oh, wow. I buy new luggage. So that way, this luggage is brand new. Nothing's ever been in this luggage except my clothes right now. That's it.

Stack, stack, stack. We're good. I would, that is the worst. Don't you remember that fucking movie? What was it? Midnight Express. Oh, yeah. That's Turkey.

Yeah. Dude, do you know what happened in America with the drug mules? Don't you remember that fucking movie? What was it? Midnight Express. Oh, yeah. That's Turkey. Yeah. Dude, you know what they do in Latin America with the drug mules where they ask you to take this bag and then there's all this crazy shit. So when I lived in Saudi Arabia, there was a 14-year-old kid in Tehran who smoked, who had a joint. And I believe they gave that kid 20 years. Rightfully so. Rightfully so and i please and listen and when i when i had to go

away to boarding school because my parents were still in saudi arabia because the saudis is this when your dad was running the house of saudi arabia's bank my father's a banker now listen be quiet nobody ran the house we'll get to that in a moment we'll get to that in a second it's too early for conspiracy no we'll get to that in a moment i We'll get to that in a second. It's too early for conspiracy. Stop spreading rumors, dude. We'll get to that in a moment. I'll tell you about the house. Just don't interrupt. I got roots. I got roots. But they would sit us down when I was 13, and we couldn't.

So I had to go away to high school because the Saudis were like, we can't have these foreigners having a high school because they're going to do stuff, and we're going to have to bring the hammer down. So all of us, by the time we were 14, had to all go away to boarding school because there're going to do stuff and we're going to have to bring the hammer down. So all of us, by the time we were 14, had to all go away to boarding school because there was no school for you. I remember that but they sat us down and said, you get caught

smoking anything. Because they had tie stick, they called it tie stick there and like hashish. They said you get caught. There's nothing the embassy can do. They did not fuck around. Singapore, same thing. Singapore, they were having people. Well, look what happened with Brittany Griner.

She had a vape pen in Russia. But that's political. All political. Like any other time, I don't think they would have done anything. Yeah. They're doing wild shit in Russia, though. You know what sucks? When a country that you're not supposed to like does some shit you agree with.

Like, I'm not supposed to like Russia, but they banned GMO foods, and they banned industrial farming. You can only farm organically over there. Yeah, so they say. I don't know. And gender reassignment surgery with kids. Shut up, CIA boy. Yeah, come on. Why are you guys calling me CIA boy? They're fucking talking about it openly on television

so letting everyone know that this stuff is not good for you. It's not good to have pesticides and herbicides and Monsanto spread all over. You're buying it. You're buying Putin propaganda. Why am I buying it? I'm not buying anything. You're a Putin shill.

What I'm saying is they're talking about it on television, Brian. Fuck, you're a Putin shill. Brian, you're being annoying. They're talking about it on television. They're calling me CIA and I'm being annoying. Yeah, but your dad was in the CIA and you talk like a CIA guy. It's out of nowhere. What I'm saying is it sucks when a country that you really like is doing something or you really don't like.

You're not supposed to like Russia. Right. I like them so much. I like so much about them. I love their fighters. They have some of the greatest athletes of all time. Some of the greatest chess players. Jeff Munson moved on.

I love their fighters. They have some of the greatest athletes of all time. Some of the greatest chess players. Jeff Munson moved on. First fight, Tyson, Pedro, Anton Tercali, 450, 448, 447, 446, 445 of the first round. I like the confidence on the Swede. He's got a lot of confidence. He's a good fighter.

They're both really good. Yeah, I love Pedro. Tyson Pedro was out for a while, and he came back much better. That boy is tatted up. I was going to say, very happy. Look at those tats. Yeah, I love Pedro. Tyson Pedro was out for a while, and he came back much better. That boy is tatted up. I was going to say, look at those tats. Very happy with that tat. Those ones on his legs and his lower back, them are the painful ones where they tap you. With a wooden stick?

Really? What does that do? Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Takes like seven weeks? The ancient way where they have like a stick, and they hold it over your body, and they have another stick that has a needle in it, and they dip that in the ink, and they go tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

Damn. So it takes longer. Yeah. What do you mean? So it's not a gun. No, no. It's like a stick with a needle on the end of it. It's a wooden stick, B.

Damn. It looks like, see if we can, Jamie, pull up a traditional tapping tattoo. A wooden fork. It looks so painful. That's that Yakuza shit, man. He looks. Yeah, they did a lot of old Yakuza tattoos like that. In fact, David Lee Roth got all his tattoos done that way.

Really? Yeah, all his tattoos are tapped in. I hate getting tattoos. What is the symbolism behind those tattoos? Really? I fell asleep when I was getting tattoos. You're a gangster. Really?

Yeah, I fell asleep. That's a great tattoo, though. If you're going to go... I mean, I only did once. I did like 50 hours, 60 hours of tattoos on both arms. So this is... Let's see how they do it. Yeah, see? So this is a different one.

This, they're poking. That doesn't feel good. No, but this is the ancient way to do it. Before they had those machines, it went... And they put the ink in your skin. Yes. They're just literally digging that needle

into your skin and putting... It looks like it covers a lot more ground faster. No. Those fucking long machines that they have. Have you seen the new electric ones that don't make a sound? They don't make a sound? Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Sorry, we're not paying attention. See if you can find tapping. Tapping tattoos. Traditional Maori tapping tattoos. Oh, Tyson Pedro just clipped him with one hand. Oh, he clipped him with another right hand! Oh! Oh, he dropped him!

Oh, it's over, it's over! Yeah, baby! Oh, look at him! Oh, katana! One for the Aussies! There we go, respect, bro. Oh, I like that. I like that finish.

That was sick. I like that. I like that celebration. That arena's going fucking nuts. Tyson Pedro, let's go! Yeah, in Australia. Way to kick it off, daddy. Bro, look how big this place is.

Where are they? Just Mao. Oh, Australia sells. This thing sold out before they even announced the main event. I'm sure. Wait, is it Samoa? Who's in Australia? I guess it's a mix of Tongan, Samoan, Maori.

It's all. Is this showing how they do it? Yeah. So this is the tapping. Yeah, this dude has one on his eye. So this is how they tap. So the tapping thing. See how they do it like this? It looks like a wood thing Yeah, this dude has one on his eye. So this is how they tap. So the tapping thing, see how they do it like this?

That looks like a wood thing. Yeah. Well, there's needles in the end of it. I mean, maybe not. Maybe they used bamboo back in the day because they were probably doing it before they figured out metal. I'll let that guy tap me.

Yeah, that guy's got crazy tattoos on his face. That sound bite's going to haunt you. Look at his face, man. That motherfucker got his eyelid tapped. That's what I'm saying. That's hardcore. I'll let him tap me. I wonder if motherfucker got his eyelid That's what I'm saying That's hardcore I'm letting him tap me I wonder if he got his eyelids tapped Man I want a face tattoo bad

Do you? Do you? I really do You don't want to work anymore? I'm 50 so I'm like That's probably not the best idea Why? Who gives a fuck?

I don't know I wish I had some Samoan in me That's all I think about Let's go I see Post Malone's tattoos on his face I'm like god I'd be down for the neck I'd be down Malone's tattoos on his face. I'm like, God. I'd be down for the neck.

I'd be down for the neck. Just something little. I'd do my hands. I got this. Yeah. I got this. I got my kids' names. I might do my hands. Man, I have my whole sleeves, and sometimes I look at my hands, and I'm like, they look

lonely. My hands could use some art. Tyson motherfucking Pedro. Let's go. That's a big win. It's nice for him, too, because, like, I love when a guy leaves the UFC and regroups and comes back even better. Yeah.

He looks sharp as fuck right there. And Anton's a very good fighter. He's a great dude, too. Anton? No, Tyson. Yeah, he's great. I did a shoot with him and Ty. They're boys.

Super close. Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy! Just, oh, he's, like... Samoa. Look how thick Daniel is. Oh, he's a tank. Whenever Daniel and I work together, I bring him snacks. I do.

Keto snacks or real snacks? No, real snacks. Well, I have those, you know carnivore snacks? Have you ever eaten those? No. Oh, my God, it's the best. Oh, my carnivore, too. They take ribeyes and they slice

these ribeyes into very thin sheets and salt it and it's dehydrated, but it's not dehydrated like jerky. It's soft and it's got a lot of fat on it. Dude, I live off these things. My mouth is watering. I bring bags of these things with me. It's my go-to snack. It's been for

a long time now and I bring them to every UFC and I took a picture on my Instagram. Daniel loves them. Because every time I come, one time I forgot them. He's like, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot them. But every time we work together, I bring them some.

I brought him some deer sausage from a deer I shot in Texas. And we eat snacks together. Nice. We do it on the broadcast. In between the fights. Yeah, there it is. Carnivore snacks. Nice. While we're doing the broadcast. Those are the best snacks. In between the fights. Yeah, there it is. Carnivore snacks. That stuff is the shit. I'm telling you. Wow. I love that

stuff. It's so delicious. And it's so simple. It's just salt and beef. And if you're hungry and you want a snack, it's no bullshit. You get full. You eat healthy food. Can I eat late night? You tell me about that. That's what I need. I'd like to graze at night.

Is Hamzat in the crowd? I love Dan Hooker. Hamzat is in Dubai right now in war mode. That guy, I guarantee you that guy doesn't fuck around when he's in training. Those videos of him striking look scary. He's an animal. But so is Paulo Costa, and they fucking hate each other. So Costa's motivated.

You've got to remember that Paulo Costa, that guy walked down Yoel Romero. That was a hot second ago, though, Joe. It was a long time ago. He's the same guy who fought Luke Rock. Right. But, you know, and also Marvin Vittori. Yeah. Didn't look good in that fight because he was way overweight.

True. He's had some mental issues. He had a big one with Adesanya. Yeah. He said he's drank wine all night because he couldn't sleep. His calf was all fucked up when he got there. He's so talented. Motherfucker's bodied up, too. He's bodied up.

Best looking dude in the UFC. Who's better? Alan Joban and him. Alan retired? He did retire. Okay. Drew Dober's a handsome motherfucker. Ooh, that jaw for days. He's a handsome motherfucker.

That jaw. Carve a trophy. And that body. Ooh. You ain't lying. But you got to go height. We got to get height. We got to go with height.

I love homoerotic fight companion. That's the best. I got this Olberg kid. Anybody got any crack? You don't get any more handsome than Carlos Olberg. You just get different. He's honorable mention. There's a level of hot with a woman.

You don't get hotter than that. You just get different. Different flavor. You might give best looking overall to Luke Rockhold. No, he's on the UFC. No, I'm saying overall. You like him because you grew up all the time. I look like a smaller version of him.

No, young Vitor. Young Vitor. Not bad. Not bad. Good looking dude. Young Vitor. Young Vitor. Not bad. Not bad. Good looking dude. Young Vitor was a handsome motherfucker. Handsome motherfucker. Little Machida young too?

Young Machida's a handsome motherfucker too. Machida was dimed up, dude. Uh-oh. Here we go. Y'all must have forgot. No. Oh, they're already going. No, they're not.

These are highlights for Austin Lane. Oh, this was the last time I saw him. This one's going to be a quick one. So the next, this one, the one after, but this one's going to be a quick one. This one, the one after, but this one's going to be a quick one. This one ain't going past the first. If it does, it's going to get sloppy. Interesting. There's a fun bet for all these

lending in the first round. What's the bet on this one? This one in particular. Is Climate Activist. So this is a rematch of Justin Toffin. Yeah. Because of the DQ because of the eye poke. So they put it on this card. Man, eye pokes.

I mean. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's a bad eye poke. Leon Edwards and Bilal Muhammad never did it again. Isn't that a bummer? That's a bummer, man. That division's a shit show. Well, it's very talented.

No, it's super talented, but there's not a lot of activity going on. It's all fucking, we're just waiting. It's a little held up, but once Colby and Leon get after it, which may happen either December or November. What about my boy Muhammad? I would love to see him get a shot. How long has he got to wait, though? I like him.

Yeah, but that's the sensible fight. The Colby fight makes sense. It does make sense. He's the most dangerous guy in the division other than Leon Edwards. Yeah, but he's a fucking big name. He's a big draw. He talks a lot of shit. I get why they're doing it.

It's a smart thing to do. It's a smart fight to do. Business-wise, for sure. It's a smart fight. It's just a good fight. And then Bilal clearly is right there. And Hamzat really fucked up when he didn't make weight against Kevin Holland. Or, excuse me

against Nate Diaz because if he made weight against Nate Diaz and and has a great showing against Nate Diaz that guy's got the next title shot he's a fucking star he's just got that thing I think he gets the next title shot at middleweight if Izzy wins I think Hamzat if he does how you know a lot of people online think he's going to do against Paulo Costa, I think he's next. And Duplissi's going to be in a tough spot. Yeah. Do you think Costa can handle his wrestling?

Do I think Paulo Costa? No. No, no. We're going to find out because he handled Yoel Romero's wrestling. Costa's not an easy guy to take down. Not at all. He's an athletic freak. And that motherfucker can punch. Yeah. And if he can bring back Not at all. He's an athletic freak. And that motherfucker can punch.

Yeah. And if he can bring back those old skills. He's not old. No. I think he just lost Adesanya and lost his way. When a guy is at the top of the heap, he's undefeated, he's just steamrolling everybody. Oh, yeah. And then he gets lit up like a Christmas tree and then literally dry humped

when the referee rescues him. He humped him like a dog. Izzy humped him. Straight him like a dog. Izzy humped him. Straight up humped him. Izzy humped him. Do you remember Kosta before? That'll fuck your soul, dude. That'll fuck you up. That's something special.

As a man? That's a smoking crack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little special touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like he's got to get past all that and come back. We've got to remember where Charles Oliveira was, right? There he is.

That ain't easy. Izzy! And Izzy's in the weird stuff, so that might be a little fun for him. Izzy's the, he might do it again tonight, bro. Yeah, Izzy's the fucking man. He does not like Strickland. No, not at all. Not at all.

He's very, very angry at him. Wait, Izzy's angry at Strickland? Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't like him. Why? He's never liked him. They talked shit before. They weren't supposed to fight each other at the press conference.

They got into it. Well, Strickland called him a Chinese slut. Okay. I'm not sure I'm getting that. He's leaning into it, so he's coming into this fight with China stripes. Like his China colors on his shorts. Why do you call him a Chinese slut?

Because he used to fight in China, and he said, my heart is Chinese, my spirit is Chinese. He said some shit to promote a fight. And he likes anime. Strickland's a wild boy though Is the anime Anime is Japanese Yeah but you know

He's not Asian shit Get your Asian shit right To Strickland It's all the same Strickland's a wild boy man He's a wild boy He's funny What he said to Australia

He was funny He goes I'd like you more If you had a fucking Freedom of speech He goes You people are locking People up for Facebook posts

And they're like What are you talking about No one's locking anybody up for it. He goes, fucking bullshit. Yeah. And he comes with receipts about this lady. And then they showed the video of the lady. Wow.

Who got locked up. They arrested her in her home because she had a Facebook post saying that these lockdowns are ridiculous. Is that really true? That's true. Yeah, that's true. Australia went crazy. Australia was more strict than anywhere.

That's unbelievable. Australia went crazy. Australia was more strict than anywhere. That's unbelievable. We used to think of Australia as this wild place, freedom, crocodile dundee, all that shit. We also sent all our criminals to them, right? No, England did. England did. What a dumb move.

I'm happy. You send your criminals to a place that's way better. They're like, this is way better. You're going to Bondi Beach. You're just fucking surfing. Where do you want to do your time? Miami, Florida. They don't have? Miami, Florida. Yeah.

They don't have any guns, man. They had one mass shooting in like the 90s. And they took all their guns away. Although they were talking about, I think, the first fatality to a crocodile by a Brit when they got to Australia. He was a soldier. And the water was beautiful. And he got in the water.

And he saw what would look like a log. And they go, that log is moving. But they didn't know water. And he saw what looked like a log. And they go, that log is moving. But they didn't know what it was. They'd never seen a crocodile. And they watched this guy. He could swim. And he swam out toward it. What?

Yep. And this saltwater crocodile just took it. That was an 18-something. And that was the first recorded crocodile. That was the first recorded crocodile fatality in Australia. In Australia? Yeah, among a white person. Oh, wow.

Yeah. So he was like- Bro, they've been getting people since the beginning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. That's when they just started counting at that point. No, I'm saying the first, he was a British soldier and he swam out to it. They started keeping count when the white guy died.

Yeah, of course. Can you imagine that? You just get here in the water, this is nice, dude. What is that? It's a log. It's moving. Terrifying stories I read was about these kayakers in the Congo. Oh, fuck. And they were going down this river in the kayak in front.

The guy saw the crocodile come up, tip the kayak over, and then the kayak bounces a few times as the croc pulls the guy out of the kayak. And then the kayak just drifts off. And then there's no croc and there's no guy. And there's another guy behind him. Where do you go, bro? Then there was the guide who had all these people. And he was like, we can swim in this watering hole.

It was in Australia. And the reason he said that was he said the Aborigines he'd seen, there were signs of them having swum there the day before. Because they know where it's safe. So they all get in the water. It's the end of the day. And they faintly hear they get out of the water and they go, where's Jennifer? They're like, what?

Where is she? And somebody said, I felt something brush my leg. Oh, man. Oh, God. So five hours later, they go upstream, and a 16-foot crocodile has her in his jaws. Oh. And he got prosecuted for negligence in an Australian court. That's your story about the people went swimming in the African River, you've told me, like a thousand times?

The people went swimming in the African River, you've told me, like a thousand times. Where they're on a sandbar, and the tide comes up, and this guy said, we're all going to go down, so I have to swim to shore to get help. He swims. It's basically a suicide mission. It's in the Zambezi River. Crocodiles everywhere. As he gets to the shore, this huge crocodile grabs him. And he sticks his, he pushed, he was a hunter.

Big guy. He stuck his fist all the way down his throat. But the thing bit him so badly that he couldn't go anywhere. And he fainted under a tree. And I guess a guide saw, some other, a boat saw him. And then they got help. You told me a story about the girl who was volunteering in Africa. I was like, let's go swim in the water. Oh, that's the worst.

That was in Kenya. She was with the Peace Corps. The guy and the girl. The guy just meets the girl. She's kind of cute. What's your sources, dude? It's the Peace Corps. Oh, my God.

It was an eye poke right away. No fucking way. Right away. Austin Lane just accidentally poked him in the eye. Oh, boy. See, if you're going to have those love handles, you get those tats. Yeah, that's it. It's slimming.

It's slimming. Look at this. Now is that a ball cap? Yep. Right there. Right there. Right there. Yikes.

I mean, this is literally what stopped the first fight, man. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Imagine you get disqualified and then you do it again. I poke, there should be no warnings. Automatic point deduction. One point deduction. Every single nut kick Automatic point deduction. One point deduction. Every single nut kick, one point deduction.

One point. Even if it's an accident, it doesn't matter. One point. One point. No warnings, dude. It'll change the game if they do that. If people knew that every time they grabbed the fence it would cost them a point, bro, I've watched so many people get away with it when the ref wasn't looking right.

Hell yeah. Like when someone's clinched up near us and you see the hand grab that and you see it pull in and then you see a readjust and the referee didn't see jack shit. It's a real problem. I guarantee you'd see less eye pokes, less nut kicks. These guys can be more calculated. Bro, the cage was wild in the early days.

It's a wild idea, but it's not the smartest idea. You go back to rings maybe? No, you go to a fucking open court. Big old basketball court. Oh, you mean like nothing? Nothing. Don't they do that in Russia a lot? They have those Russian fight leagues like that? Yeah, they fight in Russia. Or how about hay around the

ground? Hay's great. I like hay. They have those fight leagues, man. Hay's a great idea. If you can think of any fight thing, it's happening in Russia. Oh! Toppa just clipped him. Oh, he's out. That's bad. That's happening in Russia. Oh! Taffa just clipped him. He's out. That's bad. That's it. Wow.

Holy shit. These fucking New Zealanders, Aussies, are fucking crushing tonight. How nice must that be for Taffa though after that first fight? And then the eye poke. And then another eye poke. That's awful.

Justin Taffa, let's go. You got to think about Austin Lane. Let's go. Flew 17 hours, got knocked out. He's going on a plane back tomorrow at 17 hours. But Samoans, I feel like Tongans, they can have love handles and be viper quick. They can be just as fast as small guy. We'll tie to Ivasa as fast as fuck.

I know. Quick hands. It's nuts. Think of Mark Hunt, bro. Yeah, man. Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Got a little weight on you, no problem. Let's see this. Boom! Look at that check hook. Oh, beautiful check hook.

And then look at that left. Oh my goodness. On the point of the chin. Oh, he's fucked. Yeah, that's a good stoppage. Yeah, great stoppage. Boom! Oh my goodness. Oh man. Taffa can crack too. Oh man my goodness. Oh, man. Taffa can crack too. Oh, man. Boom.

When your system's not reacting, you're like, he's coming. Never fight a Samoan. That is a very good stoppage. That's a very good stoppage. That is boom. Boom. Tough to pick the performance of the night after these two. Jesus.

Man, they're getting off in Australia. These Australian guys, man, they want to show up. When they're in their country, they're going to fight extra hard. Dana's going to be giving out 50K to a bunch of guys. Wow. It's going to be like Oprah. You get 50, you get 50. That's tough, man.

I feel bad for him. That's brain damage right there. What's up, Jamie? Did you hear about this? This just popped up on New York Times. This guy claims he's like the last witness of the JFK assassination. Yo! He claims, I was just reading through it,

he claims he's the one who found the bullet in the car, placed it on the gurney next to Kennedy's body. Like, he's the one who found the magic bullet. Yeah, but ask that guy about ghosts. I have a ghost that visits me every evening. He also happens to be selling a book. Tells me the lottery numbers, but I don't play it because it's not ethical. He's selling a book that's coming out.

Of course. Of course. Sam, is it possible it was Lee Harvey Ogden's selling a book that's coming out. Of course. Of course. Sam, is it possible it was Lee Harvey Oswald? No, never. Oh, he's one of the Secret Service agents. That makes it more interesting. He was a Secret Service agent. Educate Brian on Lee Harvey Oswald.

Well, have you ever seen the video where the Secret Service gets pulled off? And he's like, what? And the car takes off? No, that's not a real video. Because they were going down a different route. That's not a real video, is it? That's a real video. That's a real video a different route. That's not a real video, is it? That's a real video. It's a real video, Brian.

Yeah. And what's really crazy. The Secret Service was supposed to be with him the entire time, and they pulled away from him. The Supreme Court route. The difference is weird because his whole trip, he's surrounded like the Beatles. And then at this one point in the plaza, there's nobody around. It's really creepy. And you're like, what is going on?

And he's in a convertible. Didn't he say he wanted to go in a convertible? Wasn't it he who said he didn't want a shield around him? I think Kennedy said. I never heard that. No. I never heard that. Because they pulled him off of Chicago a week before.

CIA talking point. Yeah. What class did you learn that from? I heard he wanted to go into that convertible. A.B., in that convertible, you know, as soon as the assassination happened, they rushed that computer and wiped that convertible and wiped it down. So there's no evidence in the convertible. Oh, bro, there's so much stuff, dude.

There's so much stuff. They washed it all out. Well, Oliver Stone talking about it was interesting because he was talking about Curtis LeMay and all those guys. It's not surprising that they would do that. The CIA, deep mafia roots in Dallas. Jack Ruby. The really weird is Jack Ruby shooting.

I'm like, why would he do that? What's the point of that? You know how everyone's talking about Biden and the votes and all that, the numbers, and whether that makes sense or not. Dude, JFK's election was the exact same thing. They were pulling shenanigans. Yeah, dude, the mob was pulling. The mob got it for him in Chicago.

And that's because of his dad. You fucking idiot. No, the only thing I have, the only conspiracy theory that does make some sense to me is Kennedy. The only one ever? What about Enron? What about the scandemic?

What about Golf of Tonkin? Enron was a conspiracy and they did Time of Jail. What about the Golf of Tonkin? What about Operation Northwoods? That's the craziest one. Operation Northwoods was... Hold on. Here we go. This is the best. Operation Northwoods was...

was a... was the Joint Chiefs of Staff came up with a bunch of different suggestions for the president. Brian, they signed that. The Joint Chiefs of Staff signed off on Operation Northwoods, which means they were gung-ho to blow up a jetliner and blame it on Cuba. They were going to arm Cuban friendlies and attack Guantanamo Bay. They wanted to give us motivation to go to war with Cuba. They were going to arm Cuban friendlies and attack Guantanamo Bay. They wanted to give us motivation to go to war with Cuba. When the president says to his

military brass, he says, come up with different scenarios of what we do with this problem. Everything is on the table. You get a thousand suggestions. Including killing American civilians. You get a thousand suggestions. And Kennedy said, no. It's not a suggestions. Brian, that's a conspiracy. And Kennedy said no.

It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It is 100% a conspiracy to lie to the American people through blowing up a jet. It is a plan to lie to the American people. They conspired to create a scenario that did not exist. They were going to blow up a jetliner. They were going to attack Cuban friendlies. They were going to kill Americans.

So the public is behind it. So again, guys, that's not accurate. Brian, do you think they just took those plans and threw them out? Oh, he doesn't like them. Let's just throw them out in the trash bin. What happens is the military comes to your

civilian infrastructure, your president, the executive says, here are the suggestions. Kennedy said, no, no, no, and no. This is executive says, here are the suggestions. Kennedy said no, no, no, and no. This is not constitutional. What are the other ones? There are legal issues. What are the other ones?

Operation Northwoods that he did that with. There were scenarios that would get us into war with Cuba. Iran-Contra? No, no, no. That would get us into war with Cuba. By the way, that's another conspiracy that was real. Not only that, the Sandinistas and when the Contras and the Sandinistas fought and they sold cocaine

in Los Angeles to fund that, that's another conspiracy. I'm not saying that... I'm not saying that rogue elements in different places do illegal things. So don't say that that's the only conspiracy you believe in, because that's not true. Brian, do you think that weapons of mass destruction just was a big miscalculation? No, no, no. Let me be clear.

I 100% think that different parts of the government, whether it's State Department, Department of Defense, there are elements within those who want to push an agenda forward and will bend rules and do things that are illegal if they can. We have a lot of examples in history

of where they get caught. Do you think they conspire to do that, Brian? I'm sorry? Do they conspire to do that? They do conspire to do that, Brian? I'm sorry? Do they conspire to do that? They do conspire to do that. Interesting. But we find out about these things. Why? You're the perfect guy to do a show like this with Sam Tripoli, by the way. I know.

Because you're so bad at defending the deep state. You're so bad at defending the deep state. You make everybody a Sam Tripoli fan. No, no, no. I love it. I love it. I love it. What I'm saying is that there are a lot of competing interests within government.

When you two got together, I was so happy. I was like, Sam's going to crack them. It's a matter of time. Sam's not stupid. He just goes so deep that sometimes he's not really in water anymore. He's in the bedrock. It's like, Sam, you've got to go a little higher. The reason, okay, the Joint Chiefs of Staff document,

the reason they were held so long is the Joint Chiefs never wanted these up because they were so embarrassing. Yeah, because they fucking asked for it. The whole point of a democracy is to have leaders responding to the public will. And here this is the complete reverse. The military trying to trick the American people into a war, Brian, that they want but nobody else wants.

You got this on Putin.com and I want you to go to her lab. That's on ABC News, son. It's ABC News. That is the most mainstream of all news. You had a conspiracy for us at dinner, but Joe made you wait. What was it? Oh yeah, that's right. What was it? What's gonna happen? Oh yeah, you want's right. What was it? You want to hear? Which one was it? What's going to happen?

Oh, yeah, because you want to know what's going to happen? With what? In this country. Okay, yeah. You want to hear now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tap me in. We're in the Bolshevik War right now, bro.

And right now what's coming up is all the pride stuff is going to be. Okay, so I had this woman come on my podcast. Her name's Mel Kay. And we had gotten in real trouble on this show before because we talked about this one family that i will not name okay and every time we named this family the four tech gods all came down and just fucked my show just the rock childs all of no no hey i'm not saying their name bro i'm trying to tank his own show yeah wow that's how much he loves the Deep State. So she comes out again.

We just mentioned what happened on the show. They do it to us again. They do it to us again. We just mentioned their name. You remember when we talked about them? It happens again. Damn. So what are they doing when this happens? Let me say they do this to you. What do they do to you? Okay, so on Apple, Google, Twitter, and Facebook all effed me.

How so? Like shadow ban? Suppression? No, no. Even worse. Even worse. So, on Apple, they listed my podcast that no one listened to it for like, they showed nobody listening to the podcast.

So, they blocked people from listening to it? No, they shouldn't. They won't show the downloads. So, to like see how your your podcast is doing it listed nobody like not just one episode multiple episodes i got strikes and deletes on my youtube channel and all my facebooks i couldn't get into my facebook whoa yeah so it was just like boom boom boom boom boom all on one thing when i named what did you mention that this family had done that was so egregious? This is funny because it involves something to Brian,

that basically this family is so rich that people think that the CFR is just basically their board of trustees of all their companies. The Council of Foreign Relations. Oh, sorry. They're your babysitters, bro. Come on. Yeah. What are you talking about, dog?

They're the people who taught you how to jerk off. Yeah, though? They're the people who taught you how to jerk off. Yeah, yeah. They're the ones who taught you how to tie your fucking shoes. My favorite show is like, you don't believe in conspiracy theories because you love your dad. Remember? So Mel K comes on my show. And she goes, I've been talking to some people in the intelligence. And they go, this gay pride stuff is going away.

And the next thing you're going to see are immigration riots. I've been talking to some people in the intelligence, and they go, this gay pride stuff is going away. And the next thing you're going to see are immigration riots. This is going to be right around the next election. So, hand to God, we do this episode. Next day, Starbucks is like, we're banning all the pride stuff. And now you start seeing these, they're putting little breadcrumbs out, man. Little breadcrumbs. Oh, I saw this one thing in Chicago. Oh, yeah, illegal immigrants are upset about

where they're staying and these illegal immigrants who speak no English are holding up perfectly written English signs saying we're tired of how we're being treated and now you're starting to see this over and over again Eric so everyone's always like when all these Republican

governors are like sending these immigrants all over the country everyone's always like when, when all these Republican governors are like sending these, these immigrants all over the country. And it's like, yeah, you're showing those Democrats, bro. They're moving assets. I know it sounds crazy,

but that is 100. What is percent? What do you mean? They're moving assets. What do you mean? These guys coming into the country, bro. Have you seen them?

A lot of them are Chinese and a lot of them are military people and i'm telling you they're moving and this is what's going to be right around 2024 election immigration riots people going nuts and it as as listen to this and you'll start seeing all the little breadcrumbs being put out may i give you another scenario no i give you another possible scenario. I hate to piss on your parade. What if we do have open borders? Thank you, Joe Biden, and a complete disaster down the border. And so governors like Greg Abbott are going, you guys want a taste of what we're dealing with? Hey, New York, here you go. They bust 13,000 immigrants in New York. Eric Adams goes, we don't have the resources for this. Yeah, Brian.

And that's a good way to teach the blue states to change their border policies. Yeah, that's what they want you to think. That's how you get into... This is Brian. Look, I'm a puppet master. I'm telling you, that's what they want you to think. You're buying it. They're moving assets, bro. You're the puppet. They're moving assets. What do you mean, like military people?

Dude, study the Bolshevik War. It is happening in real time. 100%. I just wanted to get that out to everybody because I'm trying to warn people. This is what's next. Do you think, do you believe that the Marburg virus is in the vaccine?

Yeah, it gets operated with five pulses. Do you believe that the five pulses? Look at him, look at him, look at him. Do you think that the five, this is our podcast, everybody. Conspiracy Social Club. Do at him, look at him, look at him. Do you think that the five... This is our podcast, everybody. Conspiracy Social Club. Do you think... Look at him, look at him. I've seen those videos.

Those seem like... Here's the thing about a lot of that stuff. A lot of that stuff. You have to realize that just like there's Russian troll farms, 100% they operate and do that kind of propaganda in America. 100%. And one of the things they do is they will take things that are real and they will attach things that are absolutely ridiculous to those things. Yes.

So imagine you've just gone through a thing where you've vaccinated, kind of against their will, hundreds of millions of people. You've forced them to get it because if they couldn't, they couldn't fly, they couldn't work. Lose their job. And then people are starting having all kinds of crazy side effects. And those side effects seem to be really bad to the point where there's a 40% increase in all-cause mortality among certain age groups. Then you have a bunch of wacky theories you can attach to that vaccine that are completely ridiculous. Nano particles and fucking GPS chips and fucking it's going to replace all your sperm with nanoparticles.

All these ways. So then anytime you start talking about vaccine problems like, oh, you one of those guys. Yep. 100% You can connect. Oh fake stories to real problems, and it makes those real problems dumb. And it gives people a reason not to listen. I think that's what they're doing right now with UFOs.

I really do. The more I pay attention to this, the more I'm suspicious that there's some sort of a very advanced black ops operation that has hypersonic drones. I agree. They operate on a propulsion system that we're not aware of.

And Eric Weinstein has actually laid out the university that has an insane physics department that's also near this hedge fund that has insane amounts of wealth that doesn't even make any sense. Like Bernie Madoff style success. Yeah.

That he says like this seems orchestrated. That all these elite physicists are in the same area as this elite bank. And then he hears whisperings that they're working on some shit. I totally agree. So they leak all those crazy UFO things. I don't even know if they leak them. I mean I think if they have those things and people are filming them and then enough of them come forth

and then when you see these whistleblowers I've talked to a few of these guys. I'm not convinced. Okay, first of all, most of them haven't actually seen anything. Most of them are just going off what they've been told in documents like David Grush. David Grush has no physical experience with

UFOs. But Bob Lazar does. And he's a fascinating one. I likeush. David Grush has no physical experience with UFOs, but Bob Lazar does. And he's a fascinating one. I like Bob. David Fravor is the most fascinating, because that guy is a rock-solid Air Force guy, Navy pilot. I mean, he's a fucking... He's got impeccable credentials.

You can't... And he's the guy who saw the TikTok thing. That thing, they saw that the TikTok... They saw that thing on radar go from over 60,000 feet above sea level to zero in like one second. And they said that would kill a human, right? If they were inside that? Oh, yeah. No.

But they don't think. You couldn't survive. They don't know if it's even someone in it. Yes. Like, I mean, it has no windows. It's this round thing that looks like a TikTok. And what's interesting is you're a guy who wants to believe in UFOs. Yes. Like, I mean, it has no windows. It's this round thing that looks like a Tic Tac. And what's interesting is you're a guy who wants to believe in UFOs. Yeah.

And aliens. So when you're saying- Yeah, I don't, they're feeding it to me. Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. I agree. I agree.

It's like someone trying to talk you into going to a party and you think your liver is going to wind up on a fucking cooler somewhere. You guys remember the balloons that were everywhere and everyone's freaking out about the balloons? We've known about those forever, though. The U.S. Department's like we don't know. And then like a week later they're like we shot down this UFO. I'm like hold on. You didn't know what to do with a balloon

but suddenly you're shooting down the UFO. They said the balloon's been around for a while and they told Trump. They even told Trump but they didn't want to tell him. But they were around even when Trump was in prison. They said they didn't want to tell Trump because he would shoot it down, which is so wild. So wild.

I wish he wasn't so culturally ploppy because otherwise I'd love him. I know. But he's so entertaining. He's so entertaining. He's hilarious. The most entertaining politician in the history of the universe. No one's even close. I love him.

And a disruptor. This guy is wild, dude. Wild boys. Bro, flyweight is such a good weight class. This card is nuts. How much does he say his weight? 125. What?

Flyweights are so fast. It sucks that people don't appreciate them because they're so small. Yeah, like in Mighty Mouse. Never got his dues. Never got his just dues. Which most talented guy of all time. Oh, my God. He's the best, like the most beautiful expression

of martial arts I've ever seen. Agree. Remember when he did the takedown transition to that armbar off the takedown? Oh, yeah. Well, he just won a jiu-jitsu tournament, right? Yeah, a brown belt tournament. Yeah.

No, he's awesome. And he's such a great guy. The best. He launched his own podcast. He's crushing podcasts now. Beautiful. Well, he's been streaming forever. He makes money off of streaming.

Mighty Mouse is the fucking man. Mary is sponsored by Xbox and the UFC. And what a fucking dope move of him to go over there and fight Rod Tang. That was cool. Fight Rod Tang. One round, just pure Muay Thai. So he has to survive for one round against one of the most frightening Muay Thai fighters of all time. Bro, did you see the guy that he fought Three times

Yes I was there in person He's built like a praying mantis One FC has some serious Fucking fighters And zero drug testing I missed my pride I mean do they

Maybe I'm lying They might have drug testing. Yeah, they have drug testing. But it's not like USADA where they knock on your door at 3 o'clock in the morning. It's like old school UFC when Alistair tested negative. Yeah. Do you think they'll ever get where all the champions of all the MMAs will fight each other? No.

No. It's not good for the athletes. But why would the UFC do it? But it's better for the athletes to have options. Like, look at Mighty Mouse. He goes over to 1FC. He's a star. Makes bank.

Makes bank. You know, there's a lot of guys that have done that. I like it. I like that there's other options. Look at Mighty Mouse. He goes over to 1FC. He's a star. Makes bank. Makes bank. There's a lot of guys that have done that. I like it. If you like Pride, when you go to one championship, the person who put together the Pride stuff is doing it for one championship. Dude, it's such a good promotion. And Chachri's a great guy to run it.

Yeah, he's a good guy. But he's also on top of it. He also trains a lot. Do you think Vandalay Silva's 22 fight win streak puts him in the GOAT discussion? Well, Vandalay, when he was on the top in Pride, was a terrifying man. Yeah, right? He was a terrifying man. When he would come out and fucking roll his hands together and shit.

Call him the Gracie killer. Bro, shoot boxing? You're saying like greatest of all time? I mean, that's a streak, bro. You're up against and especially when like pride was on fire. No, I think Jon Jones is the greatest. GSP, Mighty Mouse,

Jon Jones, Khabib. Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva for sure. Jon Jones. George Sapier. BJ Penn in his prime. Don't ever forget BJ Penn in his prime.

Motherfucker. People remember BJ Penn towards the end of his career. Which is a shame. You got to forget about that and just look at the man when he was at his very best. He was a motherfucker. Didn't you just have a man, Joe? Yeah. Tulsi.

I love Tulsi. I'd vote for her. Bro, what's going on in Maui right now is so sad. Bro. What did they say? What's going on? They're trying to take the fucking land. Yep.

The state is trying to take the land. The governor came out right after the tragedy saying, we're looking to see if we can acquire the land and build a memorial. What? Imagine all these. And then also, you know what they got from the Biden administration? A one-time payment Of $700 It's unbelievable

And all the money We sent to Ukraine Not just that Hawaii can't get shit We talked about it On the podcast The amount of money It would cost to rebuild

All those homes that burnt Is $5 billion And the amount That they accidentally Oversent to Ukraine Was $6 billion Hell no Accidentally

Right And what happened After that $5 billion was sent I'm going to keep sending more. You know what, Sam? You were right. Thank you.

No, but you ready to set Sam off in 3, 2, 1? What about Oprah? Yeah. Oh, 100%. She's raising money. Yeah. She made a video. But the big thing you guys got to look into is weather modification and what the Chinese

are doing. I did an insane episode on it. And I had this, yeah. are doing. I did an insane episode on it. Jim Lee and Topher Gardner came on. Those guys? Listen to me, bro.

They dropped bombs. China has a weather manipulation system that's so big. Don't you know our podcast? It's so big. It's twice the size of Spain. That's how big it is it's and what are they doing with it sam so they're having water problems in china and they're trying to create

rain and they're violating this 1978 treaty where all these governments agreed not to manipulate the weather so we have our our ecosystem is perfectly balanced and once you fuck with one thing you fuck around with another thing. You know that Abu Dhabi's been doing that once a week. Right, but the Chinese are doing it. They make it rain once a week. They seed clouds. The Chinese are doing crazy. It's like crazy. Their system is so big.

It's really bigger than Spain? It's twice as big as Spain. How is that possible? What is in it? Like, what is it? It's a facility? It's all these weather modification, like, towers. And they're just modifying the China. Have you seen this other than drawing on a napkin? Yeah, bro.

Dude, I need some sources out of you and you. Legit question, sir. China to expand weather modification program to cover area larger than India. Dude, that's CNN. You know they don't know. What does that mean to cover area larger than India. Dude, that's CNN. You know they don't know. What does that mean to cover an area? But when it says to cover an area, does that mean that

the machine is that big? Or does it mean that it's capable of covering? No, it means the machine's that big. It's a structure. This is all real, Brian Cowan. Experimental weather modification program to cover an area of over... Jamie, stop scrolling, please. Go back up Experimental weather modification program to cover an area of over...

Jamie, stop scrolling, please. Go back up. Go back up. To cover an area of over 5.5 million square kilometers. 2.1 million square miles. More than 1.5 times the total size of India. According to a statement by the State Council, China will have developed weather modification system by 2025 thanks to breakthroughs in fundamental research and key technologies

as well as improvements in comprehensive prevention against safety risks. What does that mean? Comprehensive prevention against safety risks. Hmm. What kind of risks are they? In the next five years, a total area covered by artificial rain or snowfall will reach 5.5

million square kilometers while over 580,000 square kilometers will be covered by hail suppression technologies. The statement added that the program will help with disaster relief, agricultural production, emergency response to forests,

grassland fires, and dealing with unusually high temperatures or droughts and bringing hurricanes to America. Hey, that's not in there. Isn't that just technology? The last part was parody. Aren't we talking about just technology?

No, man. They just like making technology. To save their populations. So everyone wanted to get into direct energy weapons, but these guys were like, we're so far behind that. Little laser stuff. It's so far behind that. So far beyond that.

So far beyond. In the 40s, the Nazis were working on a weapon called a sun gun, which would basically be ionizing the sky. So it would be like a magnifying glass. And you could just boom, hit it. And that was in the 40s. Right. So the new thing.

Okay. We'll watch fights. No, no, no. Keep going. We can do both. But Brian, hit it. And that was in the 40s. Right. So the new thing, okay, we'll watch fights. No, no, no. No, keep going. We can do both. But Brian, why would you dismiss that? No, I wouldn't dismiss it. I'm saying that that's not surprising that a country like China

that has bad arable land needs to figure out a way to grow enough food for its population. Right, but also weather modification technology. If they literally can do that, though. Or the 50s, right? Not at this scale. Not to that scale. We can pass it.

We started by seeding clouds. We've been cloud seeding. Right. Yeah, but this seems to be something different. What is the technology? Do you understand how it works? Well, basically what they were telling me is that, and this is going to be the really dumb, dumb version of it, but it's basically like they found it like if you could put like

coal soot, black coal soot in the sky, you can manipulate the weather and control which way the weather goes. Where the hurricanes go and which directions they go. Why black coal soot? Dude, that's not in the cliff notes. Meanwhile, we're over here trying to have electric cars by 2035. Everyone's going to be electric in California. Meanwhile, China's like, good, we'll burn more coal. 100%. Sam, explain this.

Why is this a problem? Why do we care? Everything is a yin and a yang. Everything is duality. When you have a high pressure system, there's going to be a low pressure system. I like when Sam gets scientific. The low pressure system, that's where your hurricanes

and stuff happen. But in between there, you can do like, you can control some chaos, create, create like what they call resonance frequencies and dissonance frequencies. And this is why when we take a look at like paradise, uh, paradise, California, and we look at Maui and we go, why are there trees there, but these buildings are gone? Well, with a dissonance frequency, you can actually get to the frequency to specific things, and when you hit it with it, it makes it just disappear. That's how powerful it is.

It's a dissonance frequency. And when he told me that, my head just... Sam's crushing it. So they can take this thing. Is it in a satellite? Like, where is it? How is it going to reach America? Well, they can manipulate which way the hurricane goes.

They have the technology to do that. Right, but the thing that makes things disappear. It's the way they can put out a frequency, like a radio frequency and stuff like that, but they use it through the hurricane, through the high pressure, low pressure. Listen, it's super advanced, but it's high pressure, low pressure, and in between there, you can manipulate the atmosphere. And how would that make things disappear?

Because based on a frequency level, you can, everything has a... Physicists right now are screaming. But the ones that get what I'm saying, but the ones... No, no, no, no, no. The ones that are listening know what I'm talking about.

They're like, this is it. The dissonance frequency can make, based on a freak everything has its own every like tracks have their own right this this table has its own and if you can register that frequency and hit it with a dissonance frequency you'll make it just disappear and that's why dude all the ashes are the same color black okay let me ask everybody. No, they're white and stupid. They're white and gray. Where? Like when you look at like in Paradise and in Maui,

all the ash is the same color. Yeah, but all ash looks like that. You ever burn logs? I get it, dude, but I'm telling you this is what they've been telling me. Wait, Sam, let me ask you this. I'm just going to leave this there. This is when they go too far. Like, oh, the ash looks the same. All ash looks the same.

Show me some ash that looks unusual. Is that what we're going to do? We're going to let that simmer. We're going to let that simmer. Take it in. Sam, let me ask you this. Do you think things are... It's actually a real question. Be cool, Brian.

Joe, you can jump in. Be fucking cool, dude. Do you think things are better or worse than they were 10 years ago? And are we freer or less free than we were 10 years ago? What would you say? That's an easy one, right, Tim? Well, I mean, like, I used to think... I'm not sure of the answer.

I mean, let's go back five years, six years ago to, like, 2015. Good time. Imagine what... Remember the internet, 2015? How great it was? Social media. Well, things have totally changed once the government got involved in censoring social media

and all the tech platforms came on board with it and all the advertisers put pressure on them. That changed everything. So what would you say? Because you think about how wild the internet was

and then how tame network television was. Network television is now slightly less tame and the internet is way different. It's way different. And until Elon bought Twitter, we were kind of fucked. We were kind of fucked,

because there was not one place where you could just wildly talk shit. And you go on Twitter any day of the week, you see Obama's wife is a man, and you can see all kinds of crazy shit. I always get dick sucked. I mean, imagine that. Yeah, you get a lot of porn. A lot of porn. Dick sucking. So much porn on Twitter. Really? The only fang I mean, imagine that. Yeah, you get a lot of porn. A lot of porn. A lot of shirt says more dick sucking, less gross.

So much porn on Twitter. Really? The OnlyFan girls, they just give you a taste. Bro, are you on Rumble? Ken Jeong lost a friend and he did a tweet to say goodbye to his friend who had just passed. And you go through the response tweet, there's just OnlyFans going. I feel bad.

5% off my OnlyFans for anybody grieving sex is everything yeah oh oh this fight is wild yes fights wild i can't believe these guys keep and that cape dude was talking so much in the press conference even to izzy yeah which one uh the guy in the red trunks he was talking to shit to izzy yeah 125 tell him to sit the fuck down. Izzy's like, dude, I will swallow you. Yeah. He didn't say swallow. Pause.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Fucking dinging each other. Dude, these fights are lit tonight, as the kids say. I think it's when they're 125 they can take this kind of stuff. This fucking energy in that arena must be insane. I like the energy in here, too, guys. It's pretty good.

A leg out three against one. Sammy brings it. Sammy brings it. It is three against one, but I'm like but listen, man, I'm standing my ground. You definitely aren't. Am I losing? No, you're losing everything. Yeah, you have a 1-1.

It's a 10-7 round. You haven't even come close. It's 10-7. You haven't even made a good point. Thanks for being a guest on Conspiracy Social Club, guys. Oh, fuck. I feel like Sam lost you guys when he went full weatherman on us, though. No.

That will come back and you guys will be like, he was right. That's what I'm saying. Let it simmer. Obviously, the China thing is real, right? They are obviously heavily invested in weather modification. And once they start doing that, what is to stop them from using it to fuck up agriculture? On our side, you mean? I saw something about Greece that Greece got more water in

two days than they usually get in some insane amount of time, like over a year. Have you seen what just happened in Hong Kong? No, but let's look at Greece, though. Because there's new man-made or new natural lakes that got formed. And every day in Greece says, we need it.

That they think are going to be permanent. Because Greece was going through a drought, and now they got so much rainfall. See what the rainfall, it was something crazy. I read this article, I didn't read the article. I read the title of the article and I said, I'll look at that later. Respect.

I started to read it, but there was so much other shit going on. I was like, how much rain? I saved it. You know what I like about us as friends? I saved it. I saved it. You know what I like about us as friends? The minute we say something like that, we correct ourselves. We're not going to lie to each other. Maybe I lied.

That's like 30 inches. I just checked on the math. 30 inches. One place got 30 inches of rain in 24 hours. Damn. Right. But what's said, though, is it's more than they usually get in years. I will show you. It says right above it. more than they usually get in years. I will show you the...

Yeah, it says right above it. A year's worth of rain fell in one day. In 24 hours. Guys. The highest daily rainfall totals in the region since 2006. These two rain gauges recorded more than half a meter. Half a meter. Three feet of rain.

One and a half feet of rain, rather, in less than 24 hours. rain in or one and a half feet of rain rather in less than 24 hours in court to Matteo org 754 millimeters was recorded within 24 hours at a station in Zagora a village on the Pele on Peninsula surpassing the September September 2020 record of six hundred and forty four point seven millimeters and how do you say that word Cephalonia dude if you can't say I have no listen I'll tell you this. I think the end of times is near. You know, a little Haiti in Miami used to be very cheap real estate.

But because it's the highest point of Miami now, that place is booming. So now when developers are getting in on this, when the real estate market is starting to speculate and sell areas that are on higher terrain in miami and places something's going on sea levels you guys have to see what just happened in hong kong that was a good fight these guys great fight true or is it they just have to expand because there's so many fucking people moving there correct that's a big part of it too brian they're running out of homes like so many people move people moved to Florida. Favorable taxes. That's true.

Yep. You know, they have faith in DeSantis' right to work. They're going to let people, if another pandemic takes place, it's a good place to be. Right. DeSantis, not running well. The heaviest rainfall in more than a century floods and paralyzes Hong Kong. Schools and offices were shut. Look, if I was China and China talked, I mean, Hong Kong talks a little bit of shit.

I'm doing that. Let's practice it on Hong Kong. Fire up the weather machine. Black rainstorm. Look at this. The Chinese are so racist. So you know what the problem with Florida is? Their challenge now is this, is they make their money on real estate taxes, right?

And the problem is it's very hard now when you live near the coast to get insurance. Where? And the insurance companies now are pulling out in florida and guess who insures you the state now where does the state get their money the state gets their money from real estate taxes if the real estate markets start to go down if you can't sell your house because you're on the coast or near the coast what happens is people start moving inland problem with moving inland is a lot of that area is swamp land. So Florida's going to have some real challenges.

Bro, they got challenges with pythons. I had a python cowboy on the podcast. I went hunting with him. I did a best of with him. That freaks me out. Every day we go we find pythons. Did he tell you about getting shot? Where, in Florida?

Billionaires in Florida shell out as much as $622K per year in home insurance. Holy shit. There you go. Oh my god. See what I'm saying? Oh my god, that's so much money. But I mean, for how much? But we were talking about like a $100 million house, though. That seems kind of normal. But the problem is you're getting flooded. So

Naples, what's it? Increase of $200K. Fifth Street on Naples was underwater. People were taking their boats there. It was crazy. Yeah, six-figure sum was a sharp increase from the same policy last year, which was quoted at 200 grand. Yeah. Wow. Dude, I'm talking Naples, the most expensive real estate.

They have $60 million houses. But Joe, that's the same thing like in Bell Canyon where we're at, where you used to be at, with the fire insurance. Once the fires hit there, then the banks stop giving loans. You can't get insurance. Yeah. It stop giving loans. You can't get insurance. It gets pretty crazy. You can't get lending. I got evacuated three times from there. I remember that. It's scary shit, man. When you see the fires coming over the hill

near your house, with me, I had very young kids. I was like, we got out real early. Because we had already been evacuated, so we knew the drill. Once it starts, they're not going to be able to stop it. The planes were flying overhead, but the wind was kicking. It was like, it's over. I took my family to a hotel.

Me too. Yeah, I went to a hotel in Santa Monica. I went with Segura and his family. We all went to Beverly Hills. Oh, cool. Thanks for the invite. And the fucking sky was black. It was so scary.

Probably did give you an invite. What year was this? You probably did. This was a few years ago. It was a couple of years before the pandemic. Kai Cara France. Oh, that dude wants to fight Kai Cara France. Oh, he won.

I think Kai Cara France was supposed to fight him, but he got injured. And he talked shit to Kai Cara France at the press conference. This dude talks a lot of smack. He's fun, man. That's how you get attention. These days, yeah. How do you get attention? These days, yeah.

How about the one kid dropping the F word on the prelims? That could be a problem. That could be a problem on ESPN. Especially if you're in the prelims before your career gets kicked off. And Disney's like, what the fuck? What is this? I thought you'd tell these guys. You're like, we tried. These kids get emotional. You give them a mic. Do they give them like a little

seminar? Okay, this is what you're... Don't jump on the cage. Don't talk like that. They got dinged in the head how many fucking times over the last couple of minutes? Yeah. And then now you put a mic in their face and you expect them to be coherent and make sense and make reasonable There he is. By the way, he's in the conversation

as GOAT. He's the man. He's the fucking man right now. No, he's not. If he beat Makačev, he is. He almost did beat Makačev. Almost doesn't make you a GOAT big. I gave it to him. I thought it was close. Yeah, I gave it to him. I gave it to him. It was all one of the earlier rounds

and I felt like he did more. Volkanovski's in the conversation. I thought Volkanovski won. And the fact that he's on top at the end beating up the guy who was supposed to smash him. It's part of that though too, I think. We thought he was going to get smashed and he did so much better than we thought. So there's a little bit of

bias there. We're like, ah, he did way better than we thought. So did he win? You always got to be careful. Correct. But I did watch the whole thing again just to score it. I did too, and I gave it to Volkanovsky. I watched it with the sound off and I gave it to Volkanovsky. The only time I thought that... Now he's the greatest

145 of all time. That's what I mean. But you said goat. I thought you meant pound and pound. He's in the conversation. If he beats a few more guys, I think he should have gotten the nod against Makachev. If he beat Makachev, he's 100% in the conversation. I still think he is. He's a bad motherfucker.

You don't hear anybody except Ilya Teporia calling him out. Now, by the way... Ilya Teporia is another bad guy. Remember a guy who gave him fits, though, and it was a toss-up, was Max Holloway. That's how good Max is. He is. Because I had Max. But remember, he's convincingly beat Max.

What's that? Yes, the third fight, but the second fight, I thought Max won. So did I. Me too. The one and two was up in the air, but that third one, he beat the brakes off. He's the greatest 145 of all time. He got better. He got better.

He got better in between the fights. Was Aldo 145? Yes. Yes. You don't think Aldo's the between the fights. Was Aldo 145? Yes. Yes. You don't think Aldo's the greatest in all time? A nine-year win streak. Aldo's in the conversation. He's for sure consensus.

It's him and Volkanovski for the greatest. Volkanovski and Aldo fought, but it wasn't Aldo in his prime. Right. So it's tough. It's tough to say who's the best. Like, who's the best heavyweight? From my perspective, it was Cain Velasquez. In his prime, but it wasn't that long of a reign.

And then people say Fedor. Yeah, but it's tough. It's all prime. Fedor, right? I think Fedor. There's an argument for Verdum. Yes, there's an argument for Verdum. In terms of who he tapped, he tapped everybody.

There's an argument for Stipe. There's an argument for all these guys. There's an argument. Fedor went through all of those animals in Pride. They were all pomace. Bredoum submitted them. Imagine if we had a time machine. Imagine we had a time machine.

Francis, the same Francis that fought Stipe versus Fedor. Oh, God. That would be chaos. Oh, God. Insane. Fucking insane. Oh, God. And that's calf kick days, right?

So remember, there was no calf kicks back then. Insane. Fuck insane. Oh, God. And that's calf kick days, right? Yeah. You got to remember, there was no calf kicks back then, which is so wild that they were kicking the shit out of each other everywhere, and nobody figured out, hey, if I kick you there, that shit's debilitating. It changed the game. Isn't Francis a lot bigger than Fedor? Oh, yeah. Wait.

Fedor's, excuse me, especially back then, 220, 230? And a lot of body fat on him had a lot of body fat on him. A lot of body fat on him. Chubby. He had that farmer strength, you know? But now remember, if Francis doesn't clip him early, he's going to get them underhooked and Francis is going for a ride. Going for a ride.

And then going to get into an arm bar. 100%. Knee bar. Arm bar, knee bar. Yeah, that's Samba shit. And that ground and pound. Fedor's fucking ground and pound, dog? Bro, what he did with Noguera.

And Noguera was superhuman back then. He had the ability to absorb punishment like nobody. Fedor beat that out of him. That's why that run, he's got to be. I think Fedor's like in the top four of all time. It's 1A, 1B. Kane in his prime, though, was something special to watch. He didn't get tired.

He didn't get tired. It didn't make any sense how a heavyweight could have that kind of gas tank. And his punch, his boxing, his wrestling, his fucking kicks. He was low kicking. He was fucking a complete fighter. What's the matter, Jamie? As you guys were talking about the F word being said earlier, we missed it being said again. Who said it this time?

Mano? He was saying it while you were talking. Oh, really? Just dropping F-bombs. Once somebody breaks the ice, they're like, oh, we're F-wording. Let's No? He was saying it while you were talking. Oh, really? Just dropping F-bombs. Once somebody breaks the ice. Yeah, yeah. Who was saying that? They're like, oh, we're F-wording.

Let's go. He was in the green room. That guy just won. The real F-bombs. He was in the green room like, we can do that? All right. If it didn't insult gay people and it was just used for dudes who you didn't like, it's kind of a cool word.

Listen, man. It's like if you're in the States, you can't say that. Apparently anywhere else, it flies still. They say cunt over there in the of a cool word. Listen, man, it's like if you're in the States, you can't say that. Apparently anywhere else it flies still. They say cunt over there in the fags of cigarette. Yeah, exactly. Fags of cigarette in England. I think they say it in Australia, too. I mean, they sound like they're like southern English.

Yeah. That's what they sound like. It's like an accent. It's real similar. It's a great fucking accent. My buddy Adam Green Tree was here the other day from Australia. Oh, really? I love that we're hanging out at the Mitzies at the bar at the mothership and it's like fucking no he's a bow hunter from from Australia as a buddy of mine but his stud his accent is hilarious it's such a great accent I remember when I was playing

Australia and I was just talking to these chicks at the bar and they're like, your accent's so thick. I'm like, your accent's so thick. That green room's great at the mothership, Joe. The whole club is gorgeous. You just took everything that was great at the comedy store and then were like, I'm going to move here. Yeah, make it a little better. Your main room is just absolutely beautiful. I'm going to move here. Yeah, make it a little better. Yeah. This is going to be a fun.

Your main room is just absolutely beautiful. Yeah, we did everything the right way. You know, we set it up the right way. It took a long ass time and, you know. Just being in that green room with Schultz and everybody. And we were all talking shit. It was so good to be together. Like, I miss that.

I miss that. I fucking miss that. Yeah. We don't get that now. Well, that's a problem. Like, we had that at the store. Yeah. We don't get that now. Well, that's a problem. We had that at the store. Yeah, we did. Where it was like a fun hang.

Where you would go, you do your weekends on the road or whatever. But when you were in town on the weekdays, you get to hang out with your boys. We would laugh and talk shit and hug each other. Laughing. So fun. So fun. And we got a lot of really good up and coming people. In Austin?

Yeah. They're great, bro. The comics out here, man, big shout-out to them. I saw some of these young guys. Great writers, assassins. If you build it, they'll come. I miss that. If you build it, they'll come.

And Joe built it. Well, so many people have moved here just specifically because they know we have this two-night open mic program. And we also have door people at the store. They're savages. The mothership, rather, that all are comics. They know we have this two-night open mic program. And we also have door people at the store. They're savages. The mothership, rather, that all are comics. So they auditioned in front of Adam to become a door person with their act. So they had to have, like, promise as a comic.

So the whole idea is, like, to have, like, a mentorship program and have a program where, you know, you can be a guy who's working the door and, you know, you've been doing open a guy who's working the door and you know you've been doing open mics for a year and next thing you're hanging out the bar with andrew schultz and we're all palling around together and there's this this vibe there there's this sort of camaraderie that exists that makes you feel like you're a part of something and it doesn't matter if you're just starting and this person just headlined madison square garden it doesn't matter we're all just comedians and And that's all you, brother. That's your thing.

The same thing you did in L.A. And you left and it's fucking. Well, everyone should try to adopt that because we need more comics and it's hard. It's hard to do. And it's hard to do when you feel like you're getting shit on by your peers. You want support. It's so hard, bro. You want support.

It is so hard. Yeah, it's hard. And I don't feel like. Listen, there's a lot of funny people in L.A. They're great, man. There's people like there's not funny. The crowds are just weird, and it's not the club's fault. They can't make people magically change what they find funny.

Well, you bring a good crowd to a place with good comics. Do you remember the shows you used to do? I'd walk into the green room. It'd be Rogan, Bill Burr, Sebastian Mascalco. David Tell. David Tell. Joey Diaz, Tom Segura, it'd be the biggest comics ever and it'd be the lineup.

And I'd be like, this is the lineup I'm in? I would miss the fucking lineup. That was a Tuesday. Those Joe Rogan and Friends shows that we used to do at the store in the main room were some of my favorite shows ever. People would just stop in, like, get up there, get up there. So that's what we're doing here. know like any night you'll see ron white

shane gillis you remember when we did uh you did rogan the friend at the improv and the power was off and we still did stand up and my voice was gone yes i did stand up with just yelling with candles legit candles and there was a generator that gave us one little light. There was one little emergency light. We set that up. We're going to cancel the show. And I was like, this would be fun. Let's have fun.

And it was so fun. Everybody loved it. The audience loved it. It was so cool that we're just doing stand-up with no microphone. And you got to kind of see how you use the mic and what you could do with no mic. When I went on tour with Brian Callen around the world, we did a USO tour. We went into Afghanistan, and there was a...

It was called the Alamo. What was it? It was like a base called the Alamo, dude, because they were surrounded. Yes. Right, so we'd go in. We'd have to land, military landing, so you'd almost

throw up so what they do is they come they dive straight down because you can get hit with missiles jesus so you'd hold and you'd be sitting in a thing like this holding on dude remember that and they do the crash landing yeah you i thought i was gonna throw up i loved it were you really worried about getting hit by missiles i wasn't but the guy with us was off they would shoot flares off dude they wanted to put me. So that the missiles, if somebody shot a missile. Is it worth it, fellas? I think it was like Butch Bradley or somebody was on a tour,

and he was supposed to get on this one helicopter, and it took off. It got bang, got hit, dude. Yeah. I remember that story. So remember when we died, the helicopter got taken out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I think the story was. Dude, when we would get, remember in the morning,

we'd get there and we'd be briefed and he would say, every morning they'd say the chance of suicide bombing is very high. Jesus. We're to look out for a blue Toyota pickup truck. If you see one, if you hit anybody, keep going because it was that dangerous. I was like so fucking nervous. I would sit, the special forces guy was sitting with his legs crossed i go why are you sitting with his legs crossed he goes because

if we get hit low i don't want to lose my legs and remember i i i put on a uh yeah calum crushed dude you crushed you were so loved but we were doing the alamo i had an under armor shirt yeah and he goes take the under armor shirt i go why because he goes because it's nylon if we get hit with an ied we're going to be pulling that nylon out of your skin. Oh my God. Remember that? Fuck dude. So when you travel anywhere, cause you would open up and crush no matter what.

So we do the Alamo and the power goes out and they're like, but they still need to show. So I just went straight up. Oh, are at the comedy store and just start going crowd work. And like at first they're like, Hey man, work clean i'm like okay and then i realized that these guys are like all college age yeah so i'm just like i just start lighting these dudes up and they were fucking loving it but brian callen dude at brian callen like we would travel across the country across the world flight flight flight and we walked in we just they'd take you around to meet everybody. And Brian put on a show when he met everybody.

And it was the first time, man. I mean, we just met these people. And I introduced Brian Callen, and he gets a standing O walking to the stage. That's because I was nervous all the time. It was the coolest thing. And that's why I'm like, okay, Callen's a bad man, dude. Callen's a bad man. What're the best to take for captive audiences. Yes.

Like when we went hunting. I'd make him laugh so hard. It was like a whole week of laughing. That's all we did when we were together in camp. Remember when we were in Alaska, miserable? And he was my only audience, and I would fucking kill him. Was that with Steve? Dude, I was making him laugh harder that with Steve? Dude. Yeah.

I was making him laugh harder because I remember I was so miserable. We were so wet. And he would try to be positive. He's like, this isn't bad. I go, fucking, this is the worst. And I would go off on my whole thing. You know, it was, it did suck that we got rained on for a solid week because it rains inside your tent. Oh yeah.

So you think you're protecting the tent. But I remember I turned my headlamp on, and there was this water mist vapor all in the tent. We were wet. Because there was so much water in the atmosphere, you're never dry. So you're in a wet sleeping bag just trying to stay warm. I'm not kidding. Luckily it wasn't that cold out.

But the thing is, when I got back to L.A. and the sun hit me, I called Rinella. I go, dude, I've never been so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so used to the sun. me I called Rinella I go dude I've never been so happy I'm so happy I'm so used to the sun it's there every day I totally don't appreciate it but now it just fills me with joy because I was raining and that made me realize like that's one of the reasons why LA's fucked up is because they're spoiled they don't recognize they're like trust fund weather kids yeah you don't know what money is they don't know what money is. They don't know what weather is. Here we go. You call me two days later and you go, I feel great. Do you feel great?

Yeah, I was like, I feel amazing. We got Ranella on the pot soon. Oh, he's a great guest. He's a great guest. Such a smart dude. One morning you were so wet and so cold that you were trying to talk and you weren't acting like anything was wrong and you were shivering and your lips were going back and forth. Yeah, they were shivering.

His lips were doing this. It was so funny. Remember one time we started a fire with Cheetos? Yes. We found, oh, Fritos. You know, Fritos are very flammable. And if you, like, those little things, they're filled with oil. They're terrible for you.

But if you light those little fuckers on fire, they'll still stay on fire for a while. So we got some dry twigs. We found them. We had to dig deep into fucking piles of bushes to find something that might be dry. And then we cut the outside of it, and then we found some old dry shit, and we whittled it away. And then slowly but surely, we built together a fire. So one day, it didn't rain for like five hours. We had a fire.

We were so happy. I miss hunting, man. I want to go hunting, man. I've got to do it. Let's go again, baby. Let's go to Jordan. I can set it up. Are they hunting Jordan?

Yes. What are they hunting? Amazing hunting. Everything you want. Deer, you name it. People? No. But we can hunt deer.

We can do anything. Oh, God. And we'll have a blast. I'm going to talk to you about it. Can we hunt liberals? Starbucks baristas? I'll talk to the king. Icy blue hair.

The king trains with Taron Tassigal. Oh, Jesus. They are going after. The king trains with Taron Tassigal? Yes. He see blue hair. The king trains with Taron Tactical. They are going after him. The king trains with Taron Tactical? Yes, he goes out there. The king of Jordan. No kidding. He goes to Taron Tactical. That's awesome.

You're serious, B. You really got a connection to Jordan. Yes. You're bullshit. Bro, this fight is wild. Ty's trying to get him out of there. This fight is wild. Now, he was a Bellator heavyweight champ, right?

Yes. Volkov was a bad motherfucker. He's a bad man in his day. Well, he's a giant. I mean, he's had- Oh, good right hand. Oh, God. He had Derek Lewis dead to rights.

He did, but Derek came with that thunder. 30 seconds left. Bro, that was one of the greatest comebacks ever. Insane. Ever. And we were just talking about Derek carries that power deep into the round. He can always knock you out with one shot. Boom.

And he had a tired, exhausted lens, that fucking bomb. Pete Spree, was that his name in that comeback that one time where he was like on the cage? You're talking about Pete Sell? Yeah, that fight. That was a great comeback where he's like, he looks like that. Scott Smith. Scott Hands of Steel Smith. Yeah, that guy could crack

He could crack Dude this is a fight Volkov is fighting well I'm impressed Yeah Pete hit him with a body shot And he went in to close the deal And Scott caught him with a big right hand and put him away Old school man I loved that UFC back then

Is that a new tattoo on Volkov No he had like this sort of tribal thing on his back, and he turned it into a giant samurai tattoo. I think the internet bullied him in that because he got roasted. He basically had a stingray. It was like a Moana stingray. I didn't know the internet roasted him. Oh, man, I went pretty hard on the paint on it.

Did you? When I say the internet, I mean me. It looks dope now, though. Look at that. Jesus. Look at it. It's a mask. It's a pretty dope.

It's a Kabuki mask or something like that, right? It's pretty dope, whatever it is. Yeah, it's dope now though Look at that Jesus Look at it It's a mask It's a pretty dope It's a kabuki mask Or something like that right It's pretty dope Whatever it is Yeah it's dope now I think I might get a back tattoo You? I'm getting bored I'm gonna get a tattoo

Of a unicorn on my neck That's not true though I really am gonna get a back tattoo You're just talking What do you think about getting? I don't know Maybe an American Eagle With a heart on

That's my new special about getting. I don't know. Maybe an American Eagle with a heart on. That's my new special. My next special is going to be called, my tour is going to be called American Eagle with a heart on. Just an American Eagle with his claw

around his cack. That'll go viral in one. One claw like this, the other one jacking it. Just jacking it. Dainty.

Fucking wings up coming in for the kill. Dude, I, you're jacking it. Just jacking it. Fucking wings up, coming in for the kill. Dude, I guarantee somebody gets that tat now. Somebody will. We did have a serious conversation of naming. I was going to name my special American Boner. I still think that'd be a good name. I respect that, bro. Dude, Brian asked

what your name was special, and I said American Boner. Called it American Boner. He's like, I can't, man. The internet. I'm like, dude, give us a fight. You wouldn't watch it titled American Boner? I would watch it right now and it's my special. Yes. How much fun did we have last night, B?

Volkov dropped him with the right hand. Here goes my parlay. That was great. That tie has to open up. So Volkov is in a bit of a win streak now, right? How many fights has he won in a row? Oh, nice elbows. Oh, elbows. Listen, he's so tall, man.

He's tall, yeah. He's got technique and he's a nightmare. No, man, he's slick as fuck. Yeah, he is. He's got long arms. He's got very good front kicks. Oh, look at that high kick. Very good front kicks to the body.

Ties good at it. You remember who had the best front kicks to the body? Semmy Schilt. Oh, yeah. Oldshield. Oh, yeah Oh, I'm gonna remember how taught was he six eight. He was six nine huge So he showed was fucking giant and he would just thump you to the guts with that front kick ties gonna get tight I skin fuck. Yeah, be similar It's not good

God so tough though. Look at his feet. He can just take a beating. See, now the long hair doesn't seem cool, huh? He just said, fuck. He said, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. God, the guy can take it, though.

But nobody can take that much after a while. Yeah, it's hard, man. Especially at heavyweight. But he's got to figure out some way to regroup and getting closer. The thing is, like, Ty wants everything to be like a barn burner brawl. Thumb booth, yeah. And that guy is so much longer than him. And he's a technician.

And he's a technician. He's super talented. What is Volkov's record? Can you pull up Volkov's MMA record? He probably has 40 fights? He has a lot. A lot of fights. Really?

Damn. He was the Bellator champion, and I remember being very high on him when I saw him in Bellator because, you know, you're not seeing him against top flight talent. So you're always like, what is Zarkar going to look like? How good is he going to be? Against Kane. He's the real deal.

I was training with him when he was Bellator champion. So here's, what's his last few wins? He's got quite a few wins recently. So he lost to Aspinall, and he lost to Cyril Ghosn And he lost to Curtis Blades He only used the tip of the spear He beat Alistair Overeem So he's won two in a row

Rosenstruik and Romov are no punk Yeah Rosenstruik is a bad man And KO's in the first round Yeah Rosenstruik is a serious striker too Unless he fights Francis That was just crazy Francis ran him That's how he has to fight Fury He might have to That's how he has to do Unless he fights Francis. That was just crazy. Francis ran him.

That's how he has to fight Fury. That's how he has to do it. You're not going to sit back and outbox him. You should be his coach. Use your chi. You have to want it. You have to want it. There's just a different skill level here.

He's chopping at that leg, Brian. He's doing a great job. He's getting caught in the face every time he does it. Right, but if he can take his head off the center line, that shit's important. Look, see? But he is. Right there he did, Brian. He's hobbling. You should shut the fuck up.

You're a terrible coach. Look, you can't even kick with that leg right anymore. Because, B, if he can take out that leg, then it stops the technique. He's so much more technical. It's going to take that away. And the guy's punching now with one leg right anymore. Because, B, if he can take out that leg, then it stops the technique. Like, he's so much more technical. It's going to take that away. And the guy's punching now with one leg. Yes. Yeah, you're right.

If you've ever had a punch with one leg, it's fucking amazing how much it takes off your power. It compromises him, B. So he's hoping to keep landing these so he can slow his big ass down. Right. We're only in round two. Yes. The thing is, too, Ivasa, even though he's big and he's got a lot of body fat on him, that motherfucker has endurance. Yeah. He can go. Speed, is, too, Ivasa, even though he's big and he's got a lot of body fat on him, that motherfucker has endurance.

He can go. Speed, endurance, power. Oh! Oh, he stung him again. Bro, Volkov's got such clean, straight shots. And that reach advantage is so big when you're a good straight puncher. If you know how to use it, yeah. Ty's laughing.

That was the problem with Struve. Oh, look at this. Ow! Ow, you're getting caught Don't sit in front of him Damn But he just can't What's their reach difference Giant It's gotta be 10 inches

I mean it's a giant Reach difference Let me punch him Right in the gut It's a giant difference What is the reach difference Between Ty I mean I imagine

If he gets full mount It's gonna be a problem I imagine the reach difference Is a half a foot Yeah At least right Which is so big man Right Like I can punch you And you can't Imagine it's a half a foot. If he gets full mount, it's going to be a problem. Imagine the reach difference is a half a foot at least, right? Which is so big, man.

The guy can punch you and you can't. Have you ever seen the odds where the guy with more than, I think it's a four-inch reach advantage, the odds are insane. The guy wins like 95% of the time. Really? Is that right? Yeah, it's crazy. Damn. I would like a source on that, but I'm pretty sure.

I'm almost positive. Commit to it, though. It's all good. Oh, man. God, this's all good. Oh, man. God, this fight is insane. Oh, oh. God, this is a good fight. These boys are showing out. Every fight's been great on the main card.

Taito Iwasa is such a savage. That's why that fucking guy is always going to be a fan favorite. I don't give a fuck what his record is. Do you know anybody who doesn't like Taito? Never met a person. Do you know anybody who hates on Taito Iwasa? I'm sure there's some morons out there. Yeah, people in ISIS.

Oh, look at that. Another kick. All right, that's okay. Get up. Get up, please. Oh, he's getting stung. Wasn't he delivering pizzas? Ty?

Yeah. When? Like, I saw somebody like... Oh, shit, he's mounted. That's not good. No. This is bad. Volkov can grapple, too.

This is not good. Yeah, it's not good. This is not good. Volkov can grapple, too. This is not good. Yeah, it's not good. This is not good. Volkov just bat off his back. Great vining him. Yeah, he's just tired. Yeah, but he's also big. He's such...

Ty's got great cardio, though, if you think about it. Yeah, but look, he's fucking mounted here, son. It's exhausting. This is terrible. Can't breathe. And when you're tired and you've got this big fucker on top of you who's grapevining your legs. Look how he's grapevining his legs from the mouth. That's not good.

Old school. He's taking away his explosion there to pop up. That's old school. Yep. Boy, that's been around for a long time. I once tapped a claustrophobia. Oh, yeah. That'll happen.

How'd a guy tap me out with his tits? Yeah. Oh, look at that. Who was that? Ty. Oh, wow. Ty almost got to half guard and Volkov recovered. Oh, my God.

He's getting badder. Another minute and a half. The guy was Ron Waterman, H2O. Oh, that guy's a big fucker. When I first got into training, me and Shane Carwin drove up to Northern Colorado University. Oh, no. He got his back. That's really bad.

Carwin was just such a savage. Ty just doesn't have the energy. He gets to these good positions, but he doesn't have the energy to follow through. But he gets to these positions because he uses explosive. No, no, no. He didn't in that moment. In that moment he laced the leg and he got to half guard but then Voltron just adjusts it.

He just doesn't have the energy to keep going. And he continued to scramble. You gotta make two, three, four, five moves counter, keep going. He's just too tired. That sucks right there. It sucks dick. Oh, my God. Hopefully he can last.

Oh, look at this. He's going for a fucking Ezekiel. Ezekiel with no collar Ezekiel. That's bad. Oh, shit. That's bad. Oh, he got out of it. Oh, no, man.

He might have this shit. Looks like it. He might have this shit. He's pushing the hips. He's tapping. He tapped. Oh, my God. Looks like it. He might have this shit. Oh, he's... He's pushing the hips. He's not... He's tapping. He tapped. Oh, my God.

He got him. Dude, three in a row for Volkov, and he just beat number six. Mounted Ezekiel. Damn, that's tough. Wow. That's tough. That's tough. Yeah, the Aussie fan is not happy.

Great fight. It was a good fight. Good fucking fight. Great fight. Good fucking fight. Yeah, that was entertaining as shit. Very entertaining. Wow. What about us? Is was entertaining as shit. Very entertaining. Wow.

What about us? Is that the co-main? Yeah. Wow, this fucking night is flying by. Good fight. It's already 1030. How is that possible? When you're having fun, talking about conspiracies.

Feels like we just got here. I know. Is it 1030? Yeah. Or is it? First two fights went quick. Yeah, but we started at nine, and it's an hour and 38 minutes in Wow that's crazy That an hour and 38 minutes

We're already at the main event That's kind of nuts That might be a record Really? You mean speed? Fast ass fucking card Look at that Ezekiel choke He's in there That's a nasty choke That's a bitch huh Look at that Ezekiel choke. Damn. He's in there. Oof.

That's a nasty choke. That's a bitch, huh? Yeah, awful. What are you doing with that choke with your arms? What are you doing? You're going around the head like this, and then you're going like this, like a rear naked choke. But you're going across the neck. And you have all the leverage. Oh, so you're all...

And you have all the leverage. Yeah. No, no. That one guy does it from the mount when he gets mounted. That Russian dude, what's his name again? Oh, no, the bow constructor. He's done it twice. Yeah, they call him the bow constructor.

He's done it twice where guys mount him. He gets like this and he lets the guys mount him and as the guys mount him, he sinks in it. That's right. Olenek. Olenek is a bad motherfucker. Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. Do you roll anymore? He does it from the bottom, though, B. Yes. They're on top of him. I've seen him. Yeah. He does that. That's right. Olenek. Olenek is a bad motherfucker. That's so crazy. He does it from the bottom, though, B.

Yes. They're on top of him. I've seen him. Yeah. He does that. That's cool. But the real way to do an Ezekiel, the best way is with a collar. Yes.

Because you get a hold of your collar and your gi and you grab your collar and you go like this. So you go around the person's neck. You grab your sleeve like this. And then you go like that there. Yeah. So much torque. Yeah. It's a horrible choke to get caught in, too. You grab your sleeve like this, and then you go like that there. So much torque, yeah. It's a horrible choke to get caught in, too,

because if someone really does grab their sleeve and dig in there, they get a good grip on the sleeve, and this is on your neck. Not much you can do. Not much you can do. You can't let them get there. You can't let them get there. It's pretty brutal. It's a brutal technique. You think Volkov can say the F word?

I don't think so. Now, where is he, from Germany? Is he German? He's Russian. He's Russian as fuck. Volkov? Volkov? Yeah the F word? I don't think so. Now where is he from? Germany? Is he German? He's Russian. Volkov? Yeah, that's right. Alexander Volkov? Sorry.

Sorry. I should have known that from pro wrestling. Alexander Volkov. Good for him. That's three in a row. He's interesting. Three finishes too. They're going to reward him with a big fight.

It's funny though. These guys that are like really good, but you can't see them become a champion. Well, he's already lost to Aspinall. He lost to Curtis Blades. Yeah. Lost to Sergon. Right. So it's like those are the guys in the top.

This is Volkov. Yeah. How old is Volkov? I want to say he's 36. How old is Volkov, Jamie? How old do you think he is? 36 is a good guess. I'm going to go with 34.

35. I feel like he fought better in this fight than I've ever seen him fight, though. 34. Am I wrong? Bingo. Who, 34? He fought very well. Yeah.

But also, Tai Tuivasa is kind of tailor-made for his style. Correct. Because he stands there. Because he just comes in wailing, and Volkov's got straight shots, and he's so long and tall, and he's fucking good, man. But don't you think Volkov's coaches say, kick down the middle the way a tall guy should, and he's fucking good man but i i don't think volkov's coaches say kick down the middle the way a tall guy should and brian the coaching he just won he just brian he just won i know but guys we can always improve right guys that's a great fight he didn't take any

damage really besides a few few leg kicks coaching staff so tell me more about that selfie immigrant war it's coming bro what does it mean well you know like during the 20 uh 2020 elections they had all those uh riots going on so the whole thing was to try to keep people from going to the vote and not want to vote stay home all that stuff and that's what they're going to do now you think this is a bolshevik war, bro. If you study the Bolshevik revolution, they're doing the exact same thing, dude. Intelligence agents

coming in, wreaking havoc. You can't take on America from the outside. You've got no chance so you have to destroy it from the inside. That's what they're doing right now. These cultural Marxism, which they're trying to demonize, that's 100% going. There's a big backlash, isn't there?

There's a big pushback, isn't there? Well, you guys talk crazy. I'm going to piss. Okay. Hey, man. I'm surprised. Sam, with the mail-in ballots, who do they want to win? Can I talk about me doing jujitsu?

No, go on. With the mail-in ballots, who do they want to win? Whoever the Democrats are putting up. Well, I mean, like, listen, if you think that because there's an R by these people's names that they're not either globalists or they're part of the deep state, you're crazy. There are people. You're crazy. What's wrong with being a globalist?

One world? You want one world, bro? No, I just think that some countries do things better than others. Well, I don't under... I like, dude, I mean, like, I know he's in your phone, Brian, but this guy is... You think so? Like, how do you run... Newsom's bullshitting.

He's not going to run. He's not... Well... I don't think... They would love... I mean, they got nothing. Who are they running, bro? That's what I'm saying.

Who are they going to run? And when he runs, all you got to do is just somehow just put a picture of San Francisco. He was the mayor. I think Biden's going to run again. No, no, no. Not a chance. Here's what's going to happen. They don't want him to.

Here's what's going to happen. Even his own cabinet doesn't want him to. Dude, here's what's going to happen. Educate him. We've talked about this on my podcast called The Union of the Unwanted. We talk about all this stuff all the time. Yeah. Okay?

And it's a great show, you guys. So basically what's going to happen. The Union of the Unwanted. The Union of the Unwanted. The Union of the Unwanted. Ricky. Okay? And it's a great show, you guys. So basically, what's going to happen? Union of the Unwanted. The Union of the Unwanted. Conspiracy Social Club first. Ricky, Charlie, Midnight Mike. We get all the crazies to come together, all the people, and they break it down. And basically, dude, yeah, I mean, this-

Why are you looking over your shoulder? Someone's going to fucking shoot you. I saw something move quick. Sam, everybody who listens to- All my friends who listen to Conspiracy Social Club who are not conspiracy theorists love you. Yeah. And fall on your side. And it bothers me.

Yeah, well, you know, I love doing the show, Brian. And you can hear free ones on YouTube and wherever that is. And then also where I'm rocked. But with the mail-in ballots, Newsom's probably going to run. They're going to try to run him. i don't know how you run him with that illegal chinese bio lab in california that california was funding i mean like how do you run on yeah because everyone knows how do you run on like hey man if your parents won't let you cut off your dick in montana come to california we'll slice it for you okay like i mean how like how do you run on that? Who's going to be cool with that?

Yeah. The bigger issue is California's tax policy and what they've done to Silicon Valley. They've moved. That's the bigger issue. I don't know what he'd run on. He's fucking attractive, though. I'll give him that. He's a piece of shit, but he's attractive. To the people that don't understand

what happened in California and what's continuing to happen in California, they might buy into the bullshit. But the people that have been in California and suffered through it are going to know it's a real problem, but they might think it's better than Trump. And so this better than Trump thing is a real thing.

It's crazy. What the media did with the Russia collusion, suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop story, and all that crazy shit they did during the election and leading up to the election, and even after the election, all that shit they did is election interference.

It really is. They hid the truth. They promoted a lie. I mean, they did what they had to do to win. What about Facebook coming out with like, oh, yeah, fact checks really aren't fact checks. They're more like kind of our opinion. You're like, what, bro? And he always brings up fact checks on the show.

I'm like, we know. Like, Reuters, he loves. Reuters? Yeah, you love that. That is Rothschild brand. It's a legit news outlet. It is not. Wow.

See, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The thing is, news outlets like Reuters are what financial people use for information to transact on a level of billions of dollars. So a lot of the information has to be right. Can I give you an example of why this is one of the things? I agree that mainstream media is biased. I agree that they choose to look at certain things and not other things.

Dude, it's straight up propaganda. Okay, that's fine. But what I'm also saying is this. They also have shareholders, right? Brian, no. Just listen. Listen, please. Everybody listen.

Mainstream media has shareholders? Yes. So Fox News, etc. Now listen to me. Listen, please. They have shareholders. They have shareholders. What happens when you lie and it's found out when you

straight up lie, what happens is you have a situation like Fox had to deal with. What is that? You lose in court. You have to settle out to the tune of, what was it? $700 million? And then there's another lawsuit they had to settle out of court with.

That was the Dominion lawsuit? Yes. Now the problem, hold on. Now shareholders go, hey, dude, you guys, the stock just went down in value. So there are a lot of pressures for a mainstream, for a news organization to at least be accurate in their reporting to the extent that they don't want. Not if they can still make money and not be accurate, Brian.

Especially if they're literally representing their advertisers. But if they get sued... A large percentage of their advertisements... Yeah, I almost sued them. I almost sued CNN. You know what I'm saying? I was seriously considering suing CNN.

I was like, you guys are out of your fucking love you're talking about a Medication for human beings that won the Nobel Prize and you're calling it horse to work on TV. Look what happened to him Yeah, Brian Brian There is for that I would argue but they didn't think they were going to right the most important thing is they are Administrators of propaganda. Yes, that's what they did. Yes, but they had a narrative yeah but it could if it wasn't against me yeah they did it against me and i had 11 times more people watching my show than they do and i'm like what the fuck are you talking about so i just kept having expert after expert i kept talking about

it sure but and then i had sanjay goop on i understand but the the point is they that's what they do brian It just didn't work. Brian, at the highest levels of all this stuff are the same companies. And BlackRock basically runs the Fed, bro. Oh, boy. Stop with the BlackRock. BlackRock and Vanguard, you're so off on this. Trump put BlackRock in charge of the Fed.

They did that. I just want to know where the bunker is so I can go and take my family. So at the highest level, money doesn't mean anything. BlackRock and Vanguard, you're so... to the Fed. They did that. I just want to know where the bunker is so I can go and take my family. Money doesn't mean anything. BlackRock and Vanguard, people who say they own everything and say, hilarious, it's an index fund. You should have your money. I get what you're saying, Brian, but there's video. Listen, let's pay attention here.

This is more important than BlackRock. Brian defends BlackRock. I gotta pee. Brennan, secure my hips. Go ahead. Go piss real quick. Because this is big. I know. I'm excited pee. Brennan, secure my hips. Go ahead. Go piss real quick. I'll be back. Because this is big. I know. I'm excited. Hey, guys. Pitch my Omaha dates.

Nope. Nope. Funny bone. Nope. Fuck out of here. Can't even promote Jack shit for 10 years. Brian, you know how many times Brian has told me, hey hey would you do me a favor and tweet something for me I go sure and then I go to his page you haven't tweeted it I was trying to retweet your

tweet you didn't even make I'm so with you on that dude he's getting booed pretty bad Jamie oh yeah for sure but that's also why Brian's funny. That's why he's the best. He's a spat. He is the funniest dude I know. But thank God you are around to balance out his anti-conspiracy nonsense. I'm trying, bro. That I said the only JFK, that's it? Insane.

That's the only one? Yeah, it's so nuts. Golf of Tonkin? You don't think that's a conspiracy to get us into fucking Vietnam? And when you talk about Epstein with him, dude, he gets pissed. Yeah. Pissed. I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind.

It's so crazy. So dumb. That one, just by virtue of the fact that no one got arrested and no list got released. So that lady got arrested, charged, prosecuted, convicted for trafficking to no one. Sex trafficking to no one. What persons? If I'm a sex trafficker and I'm trying to sell underage hookers and I bring them to you, Sam, now I've sex trafficked because there's a client.

But if there's no one there, then you're not doing anything. Someone has to actually pay for it. It's crazy, dude. And then you've actually doing anything. Someone has to actually pay for it. It's crazy, dude. And then you've actually committed a crime. Sam, I'm not even trying to go down a deep rabbit hole, but there's a theory that he's still alive. Oh, yeah. Well, you know his plane went to Antarctica, right?

They have the flight. I'd rather die. Bring in the CIA to strangle me. Fuck that. Fucking going to Antarctica and just fucking huddle up every day. Don't breathe. Who knows it's underground, bro. I'm still breathing zero air. Quick fuss. Quick talking

Epstein. Brian's back. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Sean Strickland is in the octagon. Look in good shape. Looks good. Looks intense. But boy, does he have his work cut out for him. Is Nick Sick in his corner who's brilliant. so that could help him. Look, it's an interesting fight, but he's literally fighting one of the all-time greats.

I thought the odds at minus, I think, 475, we closed on that. It started at minus 600. I had the odds more like minus 2,000. That's no disrespect to Strickland. It's just stylistically, again, anything can happen to MMA, but I thought the odds should have been more like minus 2,000. MMA is a wild sport, but Izzy's the master. Correct.

I mean, he is one of the all-time greats. And I said that on my show. I said, you know, he should be minus 2,000. Izzy hit me up. He goes, I feel like an underdog. I don't give a shit about that stuff. Wow. I put, that's why you're the GOAT.

Well, it's a good mentality to have. Yeah, that's what makes him great. His style's fun. What's his walking music? Can't hear it. Is he going to have Yeah, that's what makes him great What's his walk-in music? Is he gonna dance? Homeboy can dance Now, Joe, did you hear, too, that UFC was very hesitant On giving Strickland the title fight

And Izzy called Dan and was like No, give me that motherfucker Why were they hesitant? You know, he's wild with sponsors Who knows what the fuck he's gonna say Which I love But Izzy's like I love that

I heard Izzy call Dan and was like, no, no, no. Give me that or I'll destroy this fucking guy. Yeah. Well, that's also why he wanted Drekus. Correct. That Drekus thing got weird. You think it's going to happen eventually, that fight? Yeah, he wants to fuck that dude up.

I think Hamzat's next. Drekus is a scary guy, man. Dude, his style? Insane. And he's super big. He's so big. And he hits like a truck. He's a very good kickboxer. Even though he's awkward looking, he's effective.

You're talking about Duplessis? Yes. Duplessis. He moves odd, which is hard to get a rhythm on because he doesn't move like regular guys do. And he throws weird stuff. And you can't mimic it in training camp. Who's the fastest guy you've ever seen? Like when you're called fights.

Edson Barboza. Really? Faster than Mighty Mouse? Well, maybe not, but with his kicks. The kick. Edson Barboza threw a switch kick once and I was like, I can't believe how fast that was. Against Paul Felder. I was at that fight.

That was crazy. It was like, slap! I was like, jeez, Louise. You can hear the slap. It's so fast. Edson's kicks were so fast. Now, I don't think Izzy's going to do this, but it could be a Bisping-Rockhold situation.

Remember when that happened? If Izzy overlooked him, which I think he's incapable of doing that. He's a different cat. I agree. I think it's Strickland's really only chance if Izzy just overlooked him and was like, this is going to be a walk in the park. There's no walk in the park with Strickland. It's all weird when you're dealing with striking, right?

And it's all striking with him. I can't imagine Izzy's going to initiate any grappling exchanges. Absolutely not. And Strickland may, which makes it kind of interesting to see if he could pull anything off. But the real deal is the kicks. And Adesanya is one of the greatest kickers of all time. You know, I think the biggest difference is going to be

the way Strickland responds to feints. And this dude is a straight savant with his feints. Yes. And Strickland, yeah, he reacts to them. I think he's going to take advantage of that like a motherfucker and set them up for a knockout. Well, how many seats does this place fit? Australia has the biggest gate. It's a place man it looks giant that looks bigger than t-mobile and dude remember you said about four inch reach yep there it is 21 000 four inch

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you just want to give me shrooms to fuck me? Oh, that was so funny. I said to him, I think Brennan's gay. Brennan is just a couple of mushrooms, too many mushrooms away from having a gay experience. And he goes, you're the one who wanted me to go on a mushroom retreat with you. He always asks me to go with him. And I was like, oh, I forgot about that.

Mushrooms make you gay? Well, I think with Brennan. What shrooms are you doing? That's what I said. If you gave Brennan three grams of mushrooms and some MDMA, and then there was a really good looking guy who leaned in for a kiss, Brennan's not going to be like, nah. He'd be like, you know what?

I'm in Rome. Let's have fun. Okay. Keep your options open. Hey, you wish. You're just mating scenarios. You're making these scenarios up. You're trying to make me gay.

That's his whole act are scenarios. Next, he's going to be on Tucker Carlson. Missing a tooth. How wild is that? Tucker's like, let's have that guy on. Bro, that press conference

that he did back in 2008 is the greatest thing I've ever seen. But why would Tucker have that guy on? It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, well. It's not like Obama

is running. Yeah, but so what? Obama's not Yeah, well. It's not like Obama is running. But so what? Obama's not a president anymore. He's not running. Unless there's a chess move. Yeah, unless he sends something up. Tucker said he believes anything anybody tells him. Well, that's not good. Who said that? Tucker said that.

That's not good. Yeah, Tucker's fucking around. That's chess, too. Yep. This rumor was going on when Obama was running for president, and his inner circle said to the press, if you guys run with this, you will lose access to us. 100%. Yeah. It was always out there.

How about the guy at his church that mysteriously just died? How about his brother? Who, Obama? Yeah, his brother said he's gay. What other pain on him? He talks wild. Here we go. Here we go.

Oh, they didn't even bump fists, shake hands, nothing. I'm curious to see Strickland's defense. If Strickland has good defense and he can avoid a lot of the kicks, this could get very interesting. Because his distance management is very underrated. Look right there. Strickland, he spars so much. Look at that that Check that kick

You see how he's reacting to the feints? You see how he's reaching with the feints? Yeah I'm telling you to pay attention to that But he did check kicks And he has good distance so far Look at that You're saying he spars a lot, huh?

He spars more than anybody He's like Mostly I spar I kind of hit mitts sometimes But really I just like to fight Yep Mad man And he doesn't get hit a lot, you said

No, he gets hit less than any UFC. Again, who is he sparring? My question is, who is he sparring? But he spars a lot with Pejeta. He did a lot of sparring with Pejeta down in Connecticut for this. Really? Yeah, he prepared with Pejeta because he wanted, well, Pejeta helped him a lot. Pejeta told him, like, hey, you have these habits,

and this is one of the things that I saw and saw I caught you. Jab to the body, you put your hand down, and then I went with the jab and then overhook. Good kick by Strickland. Left hook. Look, if he fights smart like this, yeah, but still, he's not getting to him yet. He caught that kick.

Yeah, maybe. But this so far is interesting. But Izzy always downloads. He downloads your shit, and then he goes to work. Very Floyd-like. Yeah, maybe. But this so far is interesting. But Izzy always downloads. He downloads your shit, and then he goes to work. Very Floyd-like. Cerebral. Cerebral fighter.

Listen, don't get me wrong. He is a fucking master. And this is interesting. But so far, Strickland is doing a job of distance control. You remember the Yoel Romero fight? Because Yoel didn't commit? Yeah. It was very boring in a lot of ways. Horrible fight.

Awful fight. Because Izzy is a fantastic counter striker. Yeah, look what he did against Pierce. Yeah. Look what he did against Robert Whitaker. He's being very smart here. But also he's keeping pressure on Izzy. But he's not throwing anything.

I want to see if he capitalizes on the vulnerability to calf kicks that Pahita exposed. He's doing a really good job. He's doing a really good job of avoiding. Oh, he caught the leg caught the leg very interesting He's being smart he's not open himself up. Oh, I like it bro. He can box Matt. He's got a real fight Yeah, he's as tough as they can he's got real fucking good hands. Yeah, he's as tough as they can. He's got real fucking good hands. Wow. And he knows how to put them on people.

This is intriguing. It's intriguing. I mean, who knows? Izzy can shut the lights off with one shot at any moment. But right now, we're looking at a very intriguing sort of chess match. As long as Strickland doesn't get too aggressive. If he gets too aggressive like he did with Pejeta and throws caution to the wind, that's when he can get countered. You would think he would learn from that.

It seems like he has. He's being more controlled. The thing about him training with Pajeda was there's a language barrier. So I don't know what Pajeda was ever able to tell him about what it's like in the air with Izzy and what he has to avoid. Remember, he only had a four-week camp, so I don't give a fuck who your coach is. Four weeks is tough has to avoid. Remember, he only had a four-week camp, so I don't give a fuck who your coach is. Four weeks is tough to prepare for.

Strickland only had a four-week? Yeah, because it's a short-announced fight because it's supposed to be Duplissis. Right, but he knew about it more than four weeks. Yes. So they were preparing. So let's say six weeks, though, Joe. He's almost doing a Philly shell there.

Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what he does. That's what he does. That's what he does. That's what he does. That's what he does, and he gets away with it somehow or another. But it's also just good distance management and head movement. It works for him. His weight's more on his back foot, actually. Oh, he nailed it with the right hand.

Oh, oh. Look at that. You got to be careful with Izzy against the ropes, though. Bro, he nailed him, though. Yeah, he did. Caught him. Oh, caught the glove and hit him with the right hand. Dude, this is getting very interesting.

But no, Izzy's going to fire back here. Caught him. Oh, caught the glove and hit him with the right hand. Dude, this is getting very interesting. But no, Izzy's gonna fire back here. You know, I... Izzy allure you in to throw some shots. But Izzy does get tagged occasionally. Occasionally. It's rare, dude. But he moves his head, man. He's rolling with those shots. Franklin is fucking good, man.

He's fucking good. And also, he realizes this is the big shot, right? This is it Oh man Some guys rise to the occasion This guy fights so much And he fights so much in the gym That he's super confident with He's checking these kicks

He also has over 30 fights And he's what Lost four of them Like the guy's successful When he does the successful He's not nervous He looks very calm And he's not afraid of them

He's just pushing He's fucking crazy I mean Legit crazy Yeah i mean he loves this shit yes and if he becomes a champion boy is he marketable yeah i can't boy is he marketable oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my lord oh my god holy shit my god. Oh my lord. Oh my god. Holy shit. What the fuck is going on?

Give us a thumbs up. What? What'd you say, Jamie? Izzy just gave a thumbs up. Holy shit. Wow. Holy shit. Izzy just got cracked. Oh my lord.

Cracked. Oh my lord. Sean Strickland, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. Sean Weekdown., ladies and gentlemen. Yes. Sean Winkdown went. Holy shit. Wow. That's what I'm telling you, bro.

There are some secrets. Izzy better fucking get serious, man. Bro, he got tuned up. He better button the fuck up. Yes, he did. Let's see what he got hit with because I think he got hit with some big shots. Oh, he got dropped, dude. Those are going to be problems later.

Those are big shots. He could be dinged up right now He's talking But he's also shook up So he's trying to calm himself down If he didn't expect this, guarantee it Boom! That's a very clean shot

Straight right on the chin And good for Sean That this was the end of the round So he didn't burn himself out Look at this That's as flush as it gets That is clean And good for Sean that this was the end of the round so he didn't burn himself out. Look at this. Boom! Oh, Jesus. That's as flush as it gets.

Could have got knocked out with that. That is clean. Wow, that's a nice shot. Look at Brittany Palmer. She's like, whoa. Oh, man. Crazy. Crazy.

And Sean's in the middle of the octagon right now trying to go. Champion, though. Now, he can't get crazy. If he gets crazy, he's got to not get crazy. Strickland? Yes. Don't get crazy. Look at him, dude. Bro, he can't get crazy. If he gets crazy, he's got to not get crazy. Strickland? Yes. Don't get crazy. Look at him, dude.

Bro, he can't get crazy. See, this is the thing. If he gets crazy, he'll open up, and if he opens up, he can get countered. But if he keeps fighting the same way he's been fighting,

he's doing a fantastic job of distance management and of checking that kick. Look at that. Avoiding those, checking the inside one, and he doesn't throw very many kicks at all himself. No. And he's really not throwing until Izzy's against the cage.

He's also not tired. No, he doesn't get tired. Yeah, but the guy has phenomenal endurance because he spars so much. I mean, it's always sparring for him. He's in fight shape year round. Yes, year round. but he's avoiding those kicks. Which is unheard of. He's doing such a good job of avoiding those kicks. I agree You think him staying in close is really good because it doesn't allow... He's at a perfect distance He's at a perfect distance and then when he's firing them Izzy doesn't have many options against the cage I get so nervous. Bro this is a wild fight. This is wild. This is a wild fight. You might be watching history here.

We might be watching something. We're definitely watching something wild. Something's different. No matter what happens, this is nuts. I had it at minus 2,000. Oh. Oh, my God. He clipped him again.

He clipped him with the right hand again. Oh. Did he? Yeah. Fuck. Meaning fuck like this is insane. Dude, Sean can fucking box. And if the majority of the fight is boxing, which it is so far, he's got a good chance here, man.

And you just saw it with that right hand. Like, look how good his jab is. Look how good he is at avoiding shit. Now, Joe, let me ask you this. Does this make Strickland fall in love with Just Striking and forget about all the grappling that he worked on? He still knows how to grapple. He's not stupid. No, I know he's not stupid, but I'm saying does he...

But I mean, grappling takes up a lot of fucking energy, and he likes this. He likes fighting like this and likes beating guys up. And he's having success. Now he's having success. He's frustrating Izzy. Izzy's not hitting him with shit. That's the thing that I said about Sean Strickland

is that when they put that thing on him to find out how many times he gets hit, he spars more than any UFC fighter, and he gets hit less than any of them. That's impressive no matter who you're boxing. Like I said, he's crazy like a fox. Oh, no. God damn it. Ruined everything.

What happened? What happened, guys? Too much. Ruined it again. What happened, guys? You and a fucking fox. Guys, I'm trying to fit in. Guys, I'm trying to fit in.

It's fight talk. So Izzy went to the body right there to see if you can lure him with the face I like the body did there though but you see how he did there yeah he went to the body and then he threw the same combination and tried to go to the head it's an awkward style for Izzy isn't it well he's a little vulnerable because he's getting pressured I mean Sean puts constant pressure on you and he doesn't slow down and Izzy is burning off a lot more energy because Izzy's backing up. It's always harder to back up.

Backing up fucking drains you. Dude, how about Izzy's only land two headshots out of 48? That's wild. Uh-oh. He blocked everything. Yeah, he's rolling that shot, man. But Izzy's landing the leg kicks. Yeah, but he's checking those, dude.

Yeah, he's checking them really well. He uses his shoulder so well. He's protecting his chin with his shoulder. Very unusual style. It's a those, dude. Yeah, he's checking them really well. He uses his shoulder so well. He's protecting his chin with his shoulder. Very unusual style. It's a very unusual style. It's almost a Philly show. And he said Pajero really helped him show the holes that he had in his defense. That's big.

Front kick to the body. He's using kicks. I haven't seen him do this. He'll do that occasionally. He'll throw like four or five kicks around. He did in his last two wins. He threw that front kick to the body there. He's checking these kicks well.

It's also interesting how focused Strickland is. If you look at his face, that dude is zeroed the fuck in. Dude, his distance management. Constant pressure. Yeah, Strickland's game plan is to melt you. And we're only in round two, boys. Remember, Izzy has great cardio, too. He does, but he's fighting a more intense fight.

Like, he's got to explode all the time. He's backing up all the time. He has to get out the way. Oh. And Sean just constantly moves forward. It's harder to do those leg kicks when you're really crunched up, right? Yeah. It's also hard when you're worried about the return fight.

Oh, my God. That right hand behind it. God damn, Strickland's so good at rolling and then countering. Rolls that shit well. And avoiding the kick. Look at this. Who's made him miss like this? I was just going to say that.

I've never seen him before. Never. Even Pajeda. Checking, checking, and missing. Damn. And he's not giving him a fucking inch, is he? Nope. No.

Oh, look at that jab. He's got a nice jab. Yeah, he does. Straight punches. That is just... Long. That is literally a Philly shell, practically. Look at that.

Just using his shoulder. It's so unusual. Literally no one fights in the UFC like him. I've never seen anybody in the history of the UFC fight like this shoulder comes up every time he throws that Yeah, he's really good at it man. Look at that protect his chin Very good, but he almost square a little bit He's also really good at just sliding just out of the way and then right back to you catching the body kick damn Rabbit he caught it. Yeah

No as you as you roll with it Good body kick there. Damn. Rabbit, he caught it. Yeah. Oh, look. Oh. No, as he rolled with it. But look, who's putting the pressure on? Sean. So Sean's 2-1. It's 2-0. 2-0. 2-0. 2-0.

Izzy better get on the bike here. This is crazy. Strickland won that round, man. Yeah, but he's got to tell it to him, like, more pressure. Create more urgency. Look, he's not tired at all. Who's that blonde guy talking to him? Eric Dixick. He's awesome.

Did he fight in the UFC? He's a great coach, man. Just know that. No, he never fought in the UFC. I don't know if he fought at all, but he's a phenomenal coach. Great strategist. He's a great coach, man. Just know that. No, he never fought in the UFC. I don't know if he fought at all. But he's a phenomenal coach. Great strategist. He's Francis' coach.

Oh. Francis Garner. Yeah, he's down 2-0. His coaches should tell him that, too. But if he says he's down 2-0, do you think he gets a little more desperate? Well, what can he do? You know, I mean, he does want to open up. If he opens up, he leaves himself vulnerable.

He's got to fight his fight and look for those openings. I would probably tell him that if he goes down 3-0 here. All right, we have two left. Oh, you mean Izzy? Izzy, yeah. If he loses this one just like that last one, you go, hey, bud, the game plan's not working. We got to remember the Kelvin Gaslam fight. I was going to say, he's been here before.

Kelvin, great fight. My favorite middleweight fight. Is he through hell? Yes. Great fucking fight. Shows you how good Kelvin is. And Kelvin really should be at 170, which he's going to be for his next fight. He was supposed to be fighting 170, but he broke his nose.

He's supposed to fight Shovkat. Yeah. Which is a very interesting fight if he can comfortably make the weight. And I know he spends a lot of time with Cejudo, and Cejudo really knows how to do that shit. But Gaslam says he's more disciplined now. He's a little more mature. He can be a world champion at 170 I always thought that yeah that kid if he just disciplined himself and cut out all the fucking burritos Yeah, and lost weight respect races. No, it's just good food

For my whole life it it might be Mexican. Where Kevin Aioli, who I respect, gave that round to Izzy. Wow. And so did Phil Murphy. They can sit the fuck down. Everyone gave it to Izzy. That doesn't make any sense. I agree.

That doesn't make any sense. Literally everyone in the fight space has given the second round to Izzy. That doesn't make any sense to me. I find that interesting, but also the judging. Like, what are the judges going to think? First round for sure was Sean, and it was a bigger first round because he hurt Izzy. Was it 10-8?

No. He knocked him down, legit knocked him down. He dropped him and he hurt him, but he didn't dominate the whole round. That's really a 10-8. It's not a 10-8. But it should be a 10-8. It should be a 10-8 when someone really fucks somebody up and rocks them. Yeah, close to finishing

the fight. Is this considered a hometown fight for Izzy? Yes. So you gotta take that into account, do you think? But a lot of extra pressure when you're fighting. And also, you're fighting a guy who you're not supposed to beat. Or excuse me, you're supposed to beat Izzy. Man, Sean's

not taking a shot, by the way. He's just very smart. See, that should count in the judge's eyes. If you're supposed to beat easy man sean's not taking a shot by the way he's just very smart that should count with the in the judge's eyes if you're judging the fight you have to give that credit that's just not somebody's not getting hit no his defense yes the defense amazing 100 what are you showing us significant strikes is he had 22 to 13 for last round yeah but what does that mean where's he so a significant strike can be a jab it can be a body it's you know it's all about intention head but that doesn't make it a significant strike right i mean even the kicks yeah but a lot of those are checked man or they're not doing damage when you when you throw in a significant kick and it gets checked that hurts you mm-hmm i mean so i don't know how they're

registering that if they register If they register Checked kicks Laura Sanko sat in a meeting with the judges How they judge it and she said after I sat through that I look at fighting completely different So did Dominic Cruz None of that landed He avoided all that

I'll tell you what I don't give a fuck if Strickland wins this fight or not, but you have such more respect for him in this game. I mean, this is an amazing performance. No matter what happens. So far. I mean, he dropped Izzy, had him badly hurt, got Izzy on the defensive. Izzy's moving back the entire fight. This is interesting.

Yes, it is. It's rare no matter what Izzy moves forward, though. Oh. It's rare no matter what Izzy moves forward though But I think Izzy is Oh Another right hand That's another right hand

Hell yeah he is He's also embarrassed me You gotta remember Hometown Big favorite You get dropped like that Off the bat in the first round And you call this guy a clown

And saying this guy Has nothing for you Yep And then he hits you With a hammer Oh jeez He clipped him with a left hook. Izzy's way off on that right hand, man.

Sean is fucking hard to hit. Very hard. That defense is fantastic. And the judges should take that into consideration. They have to. If they don't, they're fools. Well, they're fools. Well, he's putting pressure on him.

I mean, Izzy's touching him, yeah, but he's not hitting him with anything hard. Well, that's one of the judging criteria is octagon control. Yeah, and Sean's in control right now. It's the last thing they judge him. Look, he checked it, hit him with a jab. Touched him there, too. And again, Izzy threw that kick and it got checked. Very interesting.

Very interesting. At any moment, Izzy can land a kick or a punch, and this is all. Oh! Oh, man. He stung him with the left hook. Izzy went for it there. He went for it, but Sean stung him with that left hand. Look at that front kick to the body.

Oh, man. He's connecting. Sean is staying poised, man. He's staying really poised. Izzy is, it's just, you know, it's more kudos to Strickland, but Izzy is so off on the right hand. Look at him checking those kicks. Checking all those kicks, man.

Look at that. That touched him. Touched him, but nothing to it. But the judges are scoring that. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying they shouldn't. Strickland is pressing the fight. I have Strickland winning this round.

And the most significant shot was landed by Strickland so far. I'd be willing to bet Izzy in the set right now is like, fuck, this is going to be a long night in the office. I thought it was going to be an easier night. Well, I think he has new respect for this guy. This guy's complicated. We all should. I mean, he's fucking complicated.

This is a hard guy to fuck with. Aggression is something you take into, right? Octagon control. I mean, it's like one way. But that's the last thing they score. Just because you're moving forward, you're not going to win the fight. Because Izzy's a counter striker. He said you got two rounds.

For sure you'd give him that last round. Saying, get on this motherfucker, let's go. I got to hope they gave it to him. He was pushing the pace the entire time. He landed a couple of big shots that got landed. He checked all the kicks. The only thing that touched him was a jab. So I think it's fair to say at the very minimum it's 2-1.

I think it's 3-0. They're giving it to Adesanya, 20 to 14? No, they're giving significant strikes to Izzy. That doesn't mean he won the round. But what are those, though? When they say significant strikes, they're talking about kicks that got checked. I didn't see 22. Yeah, I didn't see 22 significant strikes.

They're talking about kicks that got checked. Right. The problem with that is, like, who's recording that? Right. Because, like, if you're telling me, if you slam into the thigh, yeah, that's significant. But you slam into the calf, fuck yeah. Slam into the body, yeah. But you slam into someone's shin, that's just as bad you slamming the calf. Fuck yeah. Slamming the body. Yeah. But you slamming to someone's shin.

That's just as bad for you as it is for them. There's literally no difference. Unless you're Jan Bohovic. Yes. That motherfucker goes shin to shin with people. Just crack. That guy's made out of rocks. Here we go.

Round three. Who would have thought we were here? Championship rounds. Round four. Round four. Excuse me. Round four. So two.

Round four. Two. At the very minimum. Two one. The very minimal. Two one. But most things. Round four. At the very minimum, 2-1. The very minimal, 2-1. But you never know with wacky judges. I don't think they look at the significant strikes.

And if they do, how are they looking at that? They're looking at kicks that get checked. That was a punch that he landed. Oh, he's being more active. He has to be Jamie do you have a towel Or like a

What'd you spill Just a little bit right here Did you pee yourself No he spilled on the table I have an active bladder Eh don't worry about it Got excited Don't get my fanny pack wet

Thanks Bubba I still want to lose these Thanks Jamie So they have a Oh that was a good kick 29-28 Strickland Both guys showing Very very close

Third round Could be huge Either way This fight's going to be Controversial It goes to decision Which it looks like it might Who fucking knows man

Not me Any wild shit Can happen here Agree Especially Sean Nick's sick saying Get on this motherfucker If Sean opens up

It makes himself More vulnerable Don't you have to give credit to Sean for pressing the fight like that? Oh, yeah. Give him credit for everything. Yes.

But that's his fighting style beat. He doesn't go backwards. Right, but this does not look good for Adesanya. No. Like, this does not look good. If I was a judge, I'd be like,

this one guy is running away. He hit him right here. Oh, he stung him. He stung him. Yeah, he did. And you gotta remember, too, you gotta remember, he got really rocked

in that first round. Big time. Like how much, how vulnerable is he? Oh, shit. Izzy had the hand up, though. Oh, oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Those are big shots, dude. Yes, they are. Oh, oh, oh. There's another one. Bro, they come so clean down the middle. Look, he rolls with that. Yes, he does.

He's getting his shoulder up. He's so hard to hit, man. It's so interesting. It's so impressive. It's so interesting. He landed that one to the body. But it's just constant pressure by Strickland. He was a minus 600 in this fight.

Yep. Biggest favorite he's ever been. Wow. As a champion. This is wild. Sean Strickland was actually just favored in live betting just a second ago. Wow. That's crazy.

I love it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Look at the pressure he's putting on him. Bro, if he wins, he's gonna talk so much shit. You know what I think his secret is? He's so honest. Oh! Look at this, look at this, look at this.

Oh my goodness, bro. Those are real. Oh, those are good. He's winning this round. And look how intelligent he is. He backs out. He hits him with a couple of good shots, looking for a counter, checks that. Keeping his eyes open. Bro, he's checking everything. His mouth is closed, not even breathing out of his shots. Look at that counter kept checks that keeping his eyes, but he's checking everything His mouth is closed. I'm breathing. I look at his eye. Dude. This motherfucker flew to Australia to beat up Izzy rolls with it though

He's rolling with these strikes. It's so interesting. He's so slippery inside from all that sparring he does. Yep Damn catching the shots, dude. He's almost a 2-1 favorite now. Wow! That's crazy. But to be honest, that's how we've scored it here. That front kick to the body is money. I like how he does that.

Mixes it up with the check. Popped him with a jab. Front kick to the body again. Just coming for him. This This is crazy Checked it again He's checked every one of those low kicks It's amazing It's amazing how good he is at that Against one of the best strikers

In the fucking Big big breaths And Sean just looks like he's Oh Sean almost got a hold of him there again check the kicks this is amazing working is amazing is he's kind of having to move back constantly that's all he does the body that's every fight he moves back yeah constant pressure by Strickland to 100% this is Strickland's round This one's the easiest one to score No, first one

Oh, correct Yeah, popped him with a jab again Bro Oh, he stung him again Bro, this is wild This is checking his nose This is wild Damn

He's breathing real deep breaths And Sean has been beating him up This is crazy Front kicks the body again. Not at all. Bro, he can do this all day. Yes. Especially at this pace.

Especially when he's moving forward. Front kick to the body again. Oh, he stung him again! Yes, his lips bleeding, I think. Sean's being so intelligent in how he chooses to engage and not engage. Look at this. Hook. Straight right.

Bro, this is wild. Oh, nose bleeding. Yep, and his lip's fat. Oh, front kick to the body again. Wow. Big round for Strickland. Here we go. Big round.

Championship rounds for Strickland. He's not even tired, and Izzy's face is a mess. This is wild. That's a minimum three rounds. Could be four rounds. Can't figure him out? Wow. Jamie, let me tell you,

this corner says he has to finish him. Boom! Look at that left hand. Damn. Getting caught. This whole team's like, what the fuck? Look at his eyes all swollen He's saying let's fuck

Look at Strickland talking shit Look at him He can't get too fired up Yeah man To do something stupid Look at Strickland Look at this Look at this mad man

Strickland might be one round away From one of the biggest upsets we've ever seen He looks so focused He looks so focused This is crazy This is crazy one round away from the one of the biggest upsets we've ever seen he looks so focused this is crazy this is crazy who would have ever thought the fight would play out like this this is crazy Sean Strickland look at him taking these big-ass deep breaths he's taking these big deep breaths and Sean looks so calm. On his toes. 3-1. DC just said 3-1.

He's got to go for it. There's an argument for 4-1. I mean, sorry, 4-0. I just thought he's got to go for it here. Yeah, there's a real argument. Look at that. Minus 270 for Strickland. Minus 270 for Strickland. Wow.

I wonder how much money came in on Strickland. Bro, what an animal. Wow. Look at that. Inside low kick by Strickland. Bro, what an animal. Wow. Look at that. Inside low kick by Strickland. Blocks the kicks. Blocks the kicks. Slip.

Look at that. And also, as this round goes on, Izzy was the one who was more tired. Checked it again. He's checked everything. It's crazy how good he is at that. Against one of the all-time greats. Damn. Who stands in front of Izzy like this? Against one of the all-time greats. Damn, who stands in front of Izzy like this? Against one of the all-time greats. That's what's

crazy about this. And if you saw him fight Pajeda, and then you saw Izzy fight Pajeda, you're like, oh, well he's going to get starched. The fucking guy keeps getting better. He says, we are watching the biggest upset in championship history.

Bro, if he loses loses there's going to be a riot If Sean Strickland loses You think he's just Australian? They'll be fucking happy You can't argue with Strickland But the fucking judges are terrible Oh you're saying If someone fucks him Front kick to the body Check that kick But if, yeah, but the fucking judges are terrible. The worst. Oh, you're saying, you're saying. If someone fucks him.

Oh, look at this. Look at that beautiful tee. Front kick to the body. Check that kick. Block that punch. Damn, he's, God. Popped him with a jab. Caught him.

I mean, I know the judges are bad. There's no fucking way you give it to Izzy so far. And Izzy's slowing down, man. You'd be surprised. I mean, here we are, three minutes to go. Strickland. Popped him with a jab. 63 head strikes. This is crazy. Again, three minutes to go. Strickland. Popped him with a jab. 63 head strikes.

This is crazy. Again, checks the low kicks. He's not compromised at all from those. It's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy, right? Shin to shin on every one of them. He's going for that calf kick over and over again, and front kick to the body again.

That's that Pejada probably. Constant pressure. Well, sparring with Pejada helped him a ton. If you watch him spar with Pejada too, it's so funny because it's like pity, sparring with Pejeta helped him a ton. If you watch him spar with Pejeta, too, it's so funny. Because it's like pity-pat sparring. He's being very smart. He doesn't want to fucking go to war with Pejeta in the gym. Who does?

Jesus Christ. Fucking... Look at this, man. Aztec iron. Look at this. This is crazy. Just walking him down. This is wild. I mean. This is wild.

I mean, this is wild. Blocking everything. Front kick to the body. Again. Izzy's getting battered. This is nuts. Oh! Here we go.

When he starts doing those moves, that's where he's susceptible. Especially against the cage. Yep, remember that? Well, it's also, it's like the difference in the fatigue levels. Oh, look at that. Oh, front kick and popped him with the right hand. Oh, again. Popped him again.

Bro, this is amazing. This is amazing. I think they're looking at a new champion. Strickland literally isn't getting hit. Well. Look at his face. Two minutes, man. Look at his face, though.

On marked. It's crazy. Who would have ever thought he's going in against arguably the greatest middleweight of all time. And best striker. And he's winning. He's winning a striking fight. Yes. Yeah, he's better than Anderson.

He's better than Anderson. But not by a lot. Anderson in his prime would have given Izzy a run for his money. I mean, and Anderson was a knockout artist. He figured out a way to knock guys out. He finished everybody. That's why I got him over GSP. Well, not everyone.

He figured out a way. Not Talley, he's not Damian Maia. I got him over GSP because he finished everybody. Yeah, that's true. He didn't finish those guys. That was a bad streak in his championship career. But it was also because those guys weren't – that one landed. Oh, he got him.

He landed a right hand. Oh, he landed that right hand. Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh. He's getting caught left and right. He loops that right hand. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. This is wild. This is wild. Sean Strickland won this fight. He loops that right hand. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. This is wild. This is wild. Sean Strickland won this fight. Nothing. Look at this. That's incredible. This is insane.

And Sean just keeps walking. And look at Sean. He's not even breathing heavy. Nope. And he's still foot on the pedal. Insane. And also so smart with those front kicks to the body and the distance management. His distance management from all that fucking sparring is so excellent.

Look at it. Popped him with a jab again. Oh, my God. Ducks under the right hand. I've never seen Izzy miss like this ever. Ever. Bro, he's getting really tired. I mean, this guy.

Like I said. Oh, right hand again. Dude, like I said, when a guy is in your face like this and you're backing up, it's twice as exhausting as moving forward. Dude, Sean Strickland, world champ, is insane. It's happening. But look at his face. Nothing.

We have 30 seconds. Look at that. Front kick to the body. Look at Izzy. Imagine if Izzy pulls it out with 25 seconds. That'd be a hell of a area. Look at that. Front kick to the body.

You gotta go for it, right? Don't just talk shit to him. Oh, look at Sean talking shit. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let got to go for it, right? Don't just talk shit to him. He's talking shit. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's fucking go.

Look at this. Look at him. He said, let's do this. Oh, shit. Front kick to the body. Oh, Izzy's tired. Dude, he's not even responding. Look at this.

Look at this. He's talking shit. Oh. Okay, Sean. Okay, Sean. Come on. Sean, get through this. He won. He won. He won.

He won. 100%. 100%. 4-1, maybe 5-0. I think it's 5-0. I think 5-0. I think 5-0. I think that's the new middleweight champion of the world.

That is fucking crazy. There's one round where Izzy might have won. Might have, but I don't think he did. All those significant strikes, that's all nonsense. You're looking at leg kicks that get checked. You can't count those as significant strikes. That was amazing. So what do you do? Say Strickland wins this.

You do Hamsat still? It's a rematch. Automatic rematch, right? You gotta have a rematch. Izzy's Conor McGregor. The rematch is 100% the big money. And that's what would be smart to do. Agree.

And Duplissi's like, okay. Wow, Izzy doesn't want to hug him. Yeah, they don't like each other. Well, he likes him less now. He just took his fucking world title. He's replaced. Look at that. See him knock his hand out of the way like that Oh damn

He pulled his hand right out of the way These MMA experts are bringing up their fucking tweets About it 2-1 or out of their fucking mind What two rounds would you give to Izzy Oh they're out of their mind Get the fuck out of here I love Izzy as much as the next guy You can't find two rounds

I mean this was wild Look at that jab. Duck's under. Boom. Left hook. He fought an amazing fight, man. Amazing. He fought an amazing fight.

We just watched history. That's a huge upset. Huge. Biggest effort in championship rounds. Maybe. Look at this. Look at this. Is it?

Look at this. Look at the end of it. Come on, let's fucking go. Front kick to the body. And Izzy can't do shit about it. Just that alone. Just that alone is crazy to watch. Talking shit. Come on, you fucking pussy.

He's saying, come on, you fucking pussy. Look at that. Leg kick landed. Here we go. Give me some volume, Jamie. This is crazy. Give me some volume. Strickland is about to cry. After five rounds,

we go to the judges' board cards for decisions. All three judges score this contest 49-46. The winner, by unanimous decision, and... Unbelievable. Insane. He fucking did it. Craziest upset I've ever seen. That wild motherfucker. Craziest upset ever. Middleweight champion of the world. God, I He fucking did it. Craziest upset I've ever seen. That wild motherfucker.

Craziest upset. Middleweight champion of the world. God, I wish I was there. I wish I was there for that. Good for Izzy, too. Good for Izzy. Yeah, good for Izzy. Champion.

Champion in defeat. Champion in victory. Yeah, but Izzy's so great for the sport. Get a microphone on these guys. Yes. Dude, how about this? If I was there, I'd get, yeah. What is that tattoo of?

Oh, it's his friend. He had his friend's photo tattooed on him, and Sean disrespected it, and he's like, it was my friend. He said, oh, look at that. That's beautiful. That's great. That's beautiful. You got to love that, dude.

I love that. I love that. That's great. That's beautiful. You got to love that, dude. I love that. I love that. How can you not love it? Good. Class. Class and defeat. Holy shit. Let's hear what this wild motherfucker has to say.

It's about to get wild. What world are we living in? Look at it. In Australia, you got to love them. How do you argue with that? Australia loves it, too. Yeah. I'm fucking dreaming.

If I get a wake up, somebody hit me. Oh, my God, you got to love him. How do you argue with him? Australia loves it, too. Yeah. Look at his face. He didn't get touched. Not touched. He didn't get touched. He got, like, a couple of jabs snuck in and barely touched him. That kicks in count. Sean, everything you have been through, my man, in your life has always propelled you on to greater things.

Those life lessons allowed for you to put on one of the most masterful performances Insane. Wow. I heard you guys yelling. When I fourth round, when I heard you guys yelling, it fucking fueled me, you guys. Wow. I want to thank you guys for this win. You fucking molded me. Thank you, Australia. Charlotte's taking a look at your work, man. As you have done on so many occasions, it was the pressure.

God. Look at him move that punch out. He moves his hand right out of the way. You said you knew it would be tough. Was this what you expected or was it a little easier? You won 4-1 on every scorecard. Well, you guys, I worked my ass off. I gave up so many brain cells.

You know what I mean? I'm a little shocked that didn't happen. But, man, this is the first time I'm lost for words, you guys. You are never lost for words. But what a winner of the middleweight championship. Amazing Bro here's the thing He's gonna be better in his next fight now Cause now he knows what he did to Izzy He's gonna be better So is Izzy

Wow Powerful Your home life, how you're living your life matters way more than any fucking title, you guys. I'm living better for you guys, too, you guys. Thank you. Wow. Powerful. How great is Daniel Cormier, by the way? How about Nick Sick with the game plan? Wow. That was crazy.

He fucking did it. He's got the UFC middleweight championship title around his waist. He beat the best ever in his prime. Would you have called that beginning of the year? Strickland's middleweight championship title around his waist. He beat the best ever in his prime. Would you have called that beginning of the year? Strickland's middleweight champ. Get the fuck out of here. After he lost to Jada, I'd be like, how?

He's going to beat two random dudes and then get a title shot and beat Izzy? Are you out of your mind? Unbelievable. Dominated. Let's hear what Izzy says. I had it 5-0. Let's hear what Izzy says. I had it 5-0. Yeah, let's hear what Izzy says. Did he leave?

Yeah, he's out of the off-gun. He left. Be curious what he posts. What a feeling, though, right? Wow. Rematch UFC 300. It's the greatest. When you watch this, you're like...

UFC 300 rematch in Vegas. Oh, my God. Sean Strickland's hometown. Let's all sit behind Joe Rogan. We might have to go to that one. Let's go, boys. It's going to be fun. Let's go.

Just think about the year in the UFC. So you had Sugar Sean upset Aljo, which was insane. Yeah. That wasn't a giant upset, though. Not like this. I'm just saying it's still a big upset. You're talking about the reigning champ. Right.

You know what I'm saying? At 35. What was the odds of that fight? Aljo was like a minus, I think minus 200, maybe 275. Was it that much? Yeah. Oh, okay. Matt Serra, that was a big upset.

You're going back in the day. Against George St. Pierre? Yeah, that was a huge one. That was a big upset. Holly Holm and Ronda was a massive one. The other one. That was huge. That was shocking.

Yeah, that was shocking. That one makes sense. That was another Australian one. That was huge. That was shocking. Yeah, that was shocking. That one makes sense. That was another Australian one. That was Australia. Biggest skate ever. Yeah. Watch out. We got a bell in Australia.

That was Australia. That was in, I think that was Melbourne. I think it was 60,000 people. Yeah. It was over 6,000. Wideman Spider was big. That was a lot of people thought Weidman was the man. Yeah.

Weidman was a scary dude. This is crazier than all of that. This is crazier than all of it. Izzy is the greatest striker we've ever seen in the UFC. If aliens came to this planet, like, show us one. I'm like, here's Izzy. He was that fucking guy. And Strickland pieced him up.

Mopped the floor with him. I had it 5-0. 4-1, sure, whatever. Cleaned house, dude. Not competitive. And did it with what looked like just straight-up boxing. Yeah, and he didn't have a bruise on his face. Checking kicks and distance management.

And this, and doing all this weird shoulder stuff. His fucking distance management is so good. His defense is so good. That was crazy. That was a clinic. That was some Floyd Mayweather stuff. Bro, he rose to the occasion. The fact that he barely got touched, and I was talking about that statistic when they

made fighters wear that equipment that showed how many times they got hit in the head. There you go. That guy got hit less than anybody. He spars more than anybody. He spars every day. Now, what do you think is going to happen? People are going to start sparring every day. Yeah, but you're not.

Everyone copies the champ. You're not that guy. But that's the thing. Everyone copies the champ. You're not that guy. But that's the thing. Everyone copies the champ. Is it full sparring or is it just like. Oh, yeah. He goes hard, bro. Sean's notoriously known for going super hard on the paint.

But there was this movement before this stuff about Sean, especially now he's champ. People want to start sparring a lot more, I guarantee you. That's the way it goes. Everyone's. It's a copycat league. But before, Mitrione, Max Holloway. Max Holloway didn't spar at all. Like I was talking about

not sparring at all. I know how to fight. But now there's this movement of Sean Strickland. People don't start fucking sparring all the time. Yeah, but the thing is he got to like this

super high level of boxing before he started doing that all the time. So he's got an advantage over most of his sparring partners. So it's like he can get away

with doing that. You're talking about Strickland? Strickland it's like who can get away with you about strictly Yeah, he got he can get away with that. Yeah, the lie guys can't spar every day, man You just get too dinged up look like it looks like Sean Strickland though has been learning from somebody Who's whose first bird is not getting hit like a good boxing trainer? Yeah, but also he's been training with Paeda Yeah, Paeda is a two division glory world champion world class, but he's not his style Pajeda. Pajeda's a two-division glory world champion. World class. But his style isn't like Pajera's, right?

But it doesn't matter. Pajeda's a striker, and he understands what Sean was doing wrong. He was helping Sean, which is pretty amazing. I mean, Sean said he really helped him. That's the most shocking UFC 5 ever. It's also something to say about Sean that he was able to learn that that quickly. It's one thing to have a coach, but if you can't pick it up like that's that's another part of it he's just he peaked at the right time right there man insane also it's like never got hit dude that face that's what surprised you

smart is here I just tripled beat the, who's the greatest of all time. If you were to call him, like, dude, if I didn't see, like, dude, Strickland won, I'm like, what? And he didn't get hit. I'm like, dude, quit fucking with me. Right. Izzy fight, five rounds, didn't get touched. Right. Dude, didn't get touched.

I know. Stood in front of him, mopped the floor with him. What we expected was Sean to be a step behind Izzy to start setting him up, really laying some traps, and then cracking them and taking them out. And I think that's probably what Izzy suspected, too. Damn. Hitting that first round went, oh, shit, that's not Snowflake. Well, after that one punch, you've got to recognize that he was probably compromised for the rest of the fight.

That was a giant right hand. And then he got hit with haymakers after that. I think greatest performance ever by Strickland. I'm not taking anything away from him. Greatest performance we've ever seen by Strickland. Also, rough night in the office for Izzy. We haven't seen him that slow. Now, it could be just stylistically,

he has Izzy's number. There's that. I was about to say that. He might just be a bad matchup. Look at that guy. Look how happy that guy is. I mean, that guy, if you ever listen to my podcast with him

His fucking life growing up was insane It was He handed his dad a gun to commit suicide What happened? He handed his dad a gun to commit suicide That's just the small part He had a horrific childhood He came up as a Nazi

And then he got around A teacher helped him He's like oh they're not bad people These guys are trying to help me These other people are being mean to me He came up as a Nazi, and then he got around. A teacher helped him, right? An African-American teacher helped him. He's like, oh, they're not bad people. This guy's trying to help me. These other people are being mean to me. Why the fuck am I a Nazi? He just was lost.

He was lost. Lost kid. Lost. Just lost in the system. Where did he grow up? Getting arrested. He's a California kid. Is he a Covina cat?

I think he might be Covina. I don't know. Some bad neighborhood. But also, what's interesting about him strickling too is everybody that I know who knows him really well, Jason Manley, everybody, Biz Bing, everybody, Cheeto, everybody, because what you see when he does the interviews

and all that shit talking, he's a great dude. Great dude. When he lets his guard down, good person. I bet. Like, I'm on Food Truck, and it was tough, man. It was tough and prickly, and then as it went on, it's like, oh, you can see it.

You're like, oh, he's a good guy. How cool is Chido Vera, by the way? He's the best. I love him. Chido's so smart. That's my fucking guy. Chido's also so smart. Like, you talk to that guy, and you're like,

oh, your success is no accident. He's brilliant. He's probably going to fight Sugar Sean for the world title. He is fighting Sugar Sean for the world title. I love Sugar Sean, but I like Chido. That's the fight, though. Who else is the fight? Cejudo can't fight him.

Marab, maybe. Why can't Cejudo fight him? Well, Cejudo just lost to Aljamain. Cejudo needs a victory. He needs something. He lost to Aljamain, and then M'Malley starts his Aljamain the second round. I mean, it's like... I think Chito Sean is... First round.

Oh, no, second round. You're right, second round. First round, yeah. It moved around a little bit, and then second round, he fucking crashed. What did he say on your show, Fuck the World, Time to Feed the Family? I love that. Oh, Chito? Yeah, he said that.

Smart man. So smart. Yeah, he's a dedicated dude, too, man. That guy's dedicated. I love that. Oh, Chito? Smart man. So smart. Yeah, he's a dedicated dude too, man. That guy's dedicated. He is always training. That guy's never. He runs like 10 miles every day. I fucking love that dude. That's an interesting fight. But Sean's great too.

Sean's a fucking great person. He's a lot better. Smart and awesome. He's a lot better than he was in that first fight. Way better. I think so is Chito. I was going to say both of them are. Yeah, after he knocked out Dominic Cruz and knocked out Frankie Edgar. I love when Sean goes, he goes,

he said, you know, Chito said you lost the first round. He goes, he did? How'd he score the second round? I just talked to Sean. That's hilarious. This is wild, man. What a night.

Insane. This is why man What a night Insane This is why UFC is so god damn good I go on my show and I try to predict things But it's MMA dude You don't fucking know You're taking wild guesses And you could easily be wrong But the smart money was on Izzy

If I had a bet tonight I mean who am I betting on I'm betting on Izzy Of course You know if you ask me If I can't place in a bet I'm like Izzy's one of the greatest of all time. Sean's really good, but. Bro, I had it at minus 2,000.

I'm going to blow my head off. You know what shit I'm going to get to? At least you're honest. Hey, man. It's just you were wrong. It's okay. But it's also just guessing. That's what's fun, though.

Yeah, because until you see guys engage, you really don't know. Styles. Styles are so weird. And Sean Strickland You didn't we know it shows up You know more that fucker goes in a different mode when a belt on the line in Australia and the fact that it's fucking in How about the fact this fucking endurance is so good breathing heavy in the fourth and fifth again Let's just talk how crazy this is he fought Izzyesanya, the best we've ever seen at striking, and didn't have a scratch on his fucking face. And took the fight on short notice. Insane, dude.

In Australia. In Australia. Almost didn't get in because of passport issues. Amazing. Yeah, because he's a criminal. Yeah. We got plenty of those over here. So right there, you saw the real Sean Strickland locked down being humble,

like, oh, my God, about to cry. And then tonight he's going to be sitting there, and then it's going to go off. The press conference is going to be wild. Tomorrow you're going to get some crazy tweet from Sean Strickland, the personality. Now here's another question. Because Izzy was so emotional, maybe he didn't fight correct.

Maybe he was just too emotional and really thought he was going to go out there and he was above this guy and he was going to go fuck him up he's been emotional before his buddy was murdered and he's got his buddy's neck his tattooed on his neck and sean apparently was making fun of that they know you have a grown man on your neck or some shit i don't know what he said but he said something that infuriated izzy i think that's what i think that's what izzy said to him, too. He went over and said... Yeah, he was like, hey, man, wasn't it cool? Yeah.

And Sean apologized. But in regards to Izzy fighting with emotion... Boom! Look at that. There's been no more emotion than that Alex Piera fight. Right. I mean, you've never beat the guy. He knocked you out, stole your belt.

You do a rematch, pretty fast turnaround. Yeah. And you knock him out, dude. Look at this. This was crazy. The end. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.

That's the real Sean Strickland right there. Wow. God damn. Don't get it twisted. I'm so happy for him. Me too. Me too, man. Me too.

Now, I love Izzy. In my heart, I love Izzy. What's not to love about him? He's awesome. This is the game they play. Yes. This is the game they play. And think about it.

Izzy even came out and defended you. You know what I'm saying? Like, Izzy's the fucking man. Izzy's great in all ways. Yes. It's just like, in MMA, you're going to have a winner, and you're going to have a loser, and every now and then you see something special. Tonight was special.

Special. I always say when I watch that, though, I'm always thankful that I, it's such a hard, it's such a hard gig. Oh, my God. It's such a fuck, it might be the hardest gig, right? I mean, you end that I it's such a hard it's such a hard gig oh my god fuck it might be the hardest gig right I mean you end up being a firefighter a cop or a soldier maybe a football player it's one of the hardest ways to make a living yeah yeah don't don't don't discredit yourself stand up the hard way to make a living stand up stand up's tough i mean i know you've been doing it for 50 years i'm complicated it hurts your soul yeah it doesn't hurt your fucking brain i'd say i'd say they both suck i'd say being in show business we all make our living off our imagination and hustle like it's up to us no bailouts that's hard yeah and i'll try doing ct yeah when you're on stage

bombing there's no worse place we did cov did Covina, which is a great, actually, place. We did the Laugh Factory. It was the first time. We would have been together in a hot second. That was so much fun, dude. That was fun. Because we did stand-up and then got up there and did a live podcast, basically. Well, when we did Q&A.

I can't believe what we just saw. Me neither. Fuck. I mean, no damage, dude. Almost speechless. I mean, just winning is crazy, and then no damage is like... Crazy. Twilight Zone.

I want to know how many times he got hit in the head. Are there statistics of how many times Trickling got hit in the head? Because it looked like it was like three. I think he got nicked. I don't think he got hit. I think he got brushed. I think it's the best way to put it. Everything was like this.

And those leg kicks, the way he was checking them not fucking hurt you Throwing them, but the way the way he's stuck that he was like almost limp like to with a lot of them Just let it go and then we fire back. Yeah, and his pressure against the cage. Okay. What does it say? Whoops, what does it say to the head total strikes? 22 22 and 25 minutes really like Did he really? Like, did he really? What are you counting? Those count jab, whatever. He caught him a couple times. Dude, 7-11. He was semi-clean, but he landed 85.

Sean landed 85 headshots. 22 in 25 minutes. That's less than one a minute, dude. That's fucking mind-blowing against the greatest striker in the UFC. It's pretty crazy. So the significant strikes, in the ufc it's pretty crazy so the significant strikes 94 34 of them they counted to the legs i did not see that many clean leg kicks i saw a lot of them checked i think they got to take attention away from significant yes and it's also like what does it do what kind of damage does it do and you're throwing a kick to

the body when you're throwing a kick to the body, what happened? Did he lift his knee up? Did he block it with his arms and his knee? Because there was a bunch of those. That happened. God, it was amazing. What a fucking performance. God.

One knockdown. Unreal. Motherfucker. Basically boxing. Basically scrolling, slipping. Sean Strickland, UFC champion of the world. If I came up to you and I said, I want to make you a bet that this year, Sean Strickland's going to be the middleweight champion of the world,

you're like, how much? Yeah, that's right. What are the odds? He's going to get it done by September. What? Bro, you're drinking. And not only that, more importantly, it's not a fluke. More importantly, it's not a fluke.

More importantly, it's like I watch him now and I go, good luck, everybody. No, that's worse. Good luck. That's worse for a fighter. So if it would have been, let's say Sean catches him in 30 seconds, all good, rematch. When you get annihilated for 25 minutes and it's tough for me and Joe Rogan, I love Izzy. One of my favorite human beings. Despite his accolades as fighting, I love him as a person.

Me too. I can't give him a fucking round, dude. It hurts my feelings. It's crazy. That's okay. That's okay. That's the game. That's the fight. And I'm biased.

I'm an Izzy fan, so I was like, okay, that's not good. Do you guys give him that round? It's like, no. Wild. No. Wild. So what are some adjustments you think he's going to make for the next fight? He's going to get me in his car.

What do you do? What the fuck? If you're his coach and tomorrow morning you're like, let's get in the gym and talk, what can we do better? I don't know. I don't know. Because we had no success. The counters weren't there. The feints weren't there.

The leg kicks weren't there. Maybe there's some shit we don't know. Maybe we'll hear some shit. Maybe there's some training injuries. Maybe there's some shit we don't know. Maybe we'll hear some shit. Maybe there's some training injuries. Yeah, Izzy might be like, I couldn't throw my whatever. Couldn't throw my left, couldn't throw my right.

Who knows? Hurt hand. Space. Space. Just like keeping them outside. Directed energy weapons. Yeah. Dissonance.

It was the Chinese weather machine. Full circle, bro. The Chinese own all Australia's water. That might have played into it. Unbelievable. I think that's taken some stuff away from Sean. I think Sean just looked really good. He looked fucking amazing.

But don't get it twisted. Is he after a loss? He's a dangerous motherfucker. He's a dangerous motherfucker. He's a champion for a reason. But you know who's dangerous as fuck, too? Sean Strickland. That's right.

Yeah, man. I mean, the thing is, like, he never did anything stupid. When he engaged, he'd back out, come back in, back out, back out. His distance control, he stayed calm and cool. The fight I want to see, I know I've been talking about it all night at dinner and everything. Hamzat Strickland's a fucking dude to shit talking. Oh, my God. I mean, my kids can't watch it.

It's going to be fucking insane, dude. Can you think Strickland could stop that takedown? I mean, that's going to be interesting because Hamzat's wrestling is so crazy. The way he ragdolled Kevin Holland, just threw him around. To play devil's advocate, and again, I'm all up on Hamzat's hairy nuts. And you know they're hairy as fuck, right? Imagine that beard. I think that the caveat there would be he couldn't take down Gilbert Burns.

Remember that? True. Now, Gilbert's shorter, so it's tough to take short guys down. But you could say, well, he didn't have much success against Gilbert Burns. Right. But that's the only knock on Hamzat. Sean's a lot bigger. Way different.

Yeah, a lot bigger. Better boxing. Damn. So slick. Yeah. God slick. Yeah. Hobzot Strickland's the fucking fight. Well, the rematch is the fucking fight. Nah.

I can't imagine them not having a rematch. When you've got a guy as dominant as Izzy for so long, and they could set up a rematch for UFC 300 in Vegas. Yikes. Now, what if I tell you this? Izzy's lost two of his last three. That's true. But one of them was against Pejeta.

I know. He lost the one before, won that one. Lost Jan Bohovic. Jan Bohovic was just a little while ago, too. A little too big for him. Yeah, Jan's a big boy. He shot for the moon land on the star there. That's tough.

Yeah, he tried to go light heavyweight. Just got taken down. He tried to go light heavyweight without gaining any weight, too. But he tried going light heavyweight and then fought a giant Polish dude who can grapple. Give him a fucking strike. If he fought Yuri, Alex, Rackick, Johnny Walker, there's so many fun matchups for him at light heavyweight. They gave him the one fucking guy that would, you know, this fucking Polish dude with a block for a head. Yeah, and iron shins.

And he can grapple his ass off. He came in at 240. Yeah, he's Polish dude with a block for a head. Yeah. And he grapples ass up. He came in at 240. Yeah. He's a big fella. Fuck. Yeah. He looks so big. As an Izzy fan, fuck.

Yeah. I think the Strickland thing is very interesting. I don't know how you solve that puzzle because you have to go back with your team and figure out how to solve that problem. He might not want an immediate rematch. I don't blame him. He might be like, we need to make some serious adjustments. Got to figure it out. Yeah. There's that problem. He might not want an immediate rematch. I don't blame him. He might be like, we need to make some serious adjustments. Gotta figure it out. Yeah, there's that

too. He might go back to the gym and go, we shouldn't do an immediate rematch. I need to work on a lot of things. Let, you know, Hamzat or even Duplissis get in there. Duplissis Strickland's interesting. Well, you know what else is interesting? Drekas Duplissi versus Izzy for the number

one contender spot. Oh, that is interesting. Take my fucking money. Oh, my God. Yeah, bro. Who do you have on that? I don't know. I don't know now. You know what?

I'm done calling fights. Dude, I don't know now. After watching that, man, like Drekus is fucking scary. The way he beat the fuck out of Robert Whitaker. Who saw that coming? Jesus Christ. Especially after Whitaker and Adesanya had a very close second match. And then he just, he's so big, dude.

He hits so hard. Every time I shake his hand, I'm like, how the fuck are you 185 pounds? Yeah. He looks like a heavyweight. Yeah. And now you give that guy confidence after you beat a guy like Robert Whitaker, who was always the guy with, Izzy's not champ, Whitaker's the fucking guy. And he starched him.

And imagine the kind of shit he's talking now. That Izzy just lost to Strickland. Imagine the kind of shit. Oh, yeah. Dracus Duplessis and Strickland, that is a wild fight, too. That's a wild fight. That's a wild fight, too. That's a closer fight than we think now, isn't it?

After seeing that. Yeah, that's a very, well, I don't know. I'm going to lean towards Strickland. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Oh, I of lean towards Strickland oh for sure yeah I lean towards if he can do that how's Duplissi Duplissi's mostly a striker

not a wrestler yeah he can wrestle he can wrestle he can do it all he fucked up Darren Till on the ground and he's a knockout

like he punches fucking hard yeah I mean he fucked up Robert Whitaker with grappling too remember got in a headlock

took him down look he's big and awkward yeah super awkward unusual stutter step stance too. Remember? Got on a headlock and took him down? He's big. And awkward. Yeah. Super awkward. Unusual stutter-step stance and throws haymakers. If it's Duplissis versus Strickland, it's UFC 300 awkward.

Remember when they used the name there? Devastation. Yeah, it was dope. Awkward's a great name. Awkward's a great gnome to care. What is a gnome to care? Tim Yeah. Awkward's a great name. Awkward's a great Nome de Guerre. Yeah. What is a Nome de Guerre? Tim Elliott. Awkward MMA.

Yeah. That's his nickname. Is it? Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's like Awkward MMA is his Twitter title. Yeah, because he's got that crazy style.

You ever seen Tim Elliott? You've seen Tim Elliott. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, he's crazy style. He's been fighting forever. He's bouncing around, moving all over the fucking place. He's got a wild style. He had some weird shit personally, right?

Did some weird shit happen with him? His wife fucked his best friend. Yeah, that was sad. And his coach. Sorry about that. I don't give a real housewife's MMA gossip. That kind of shit will take your soul. Well, he's talking about it, so. That makes me sad.

It does make me sad. I'd rather get my ass whipped by Strickland for five rounds than that. Yeah, that is so sad. You know, even the Garden of Eden, she was doing that shit, too. What do you mean? What was she doing? She was fucking, she fucked the serpent, dude. No, she ate the apple.

No, bro. No, bro. They believe this shit. Bro. She ate the apple. What did Eve do? Eve is a 304, bro. What's that mean?

That means those are the fucking Miami fucking bimbos that you ever see these shows with again. 304? Yeah, that's what they call it. No, it's a 304. What's a 304? That's the area code in Miami, and they always have these shows where they debate young kids. Isn't Miami 305? It's 304, right?

No, Miami's 305. Okay, it's a 305 then. I thought 304 meant like whore. Yeah, I thought it was like a code. Is that what that means? No, I thought that meant the area code. No, it's 305. Okay, it's a 305 then. I thought 304 meant like whore. Yeah, I thought it was like a code. Is that what that means? No, I thought that meant the area code. No, it's 305. God, I'm old.

But yeah, she's a 305, bro. God, I love Miami. What is it, 157 is a code for murder? Is that what it is? Will you look up 305, why they call it that? It's in the NWA. Yeah, but beyond that, that's what he was in. Okay, the most prominent modern form explains the biblical account of a fall of man by stating that the serpent mated with Eve in the Garden.W.I. Okay, the most prominent modern form explains the biblical account of a fall

of man by stating that the serpent mated with Eve in the Garden of Eden. And the offspring of the union was Cain. What? Yeah, dog, I told you this shit. Did Eve have sex with Satan? That's not in the Bible. Christian Research Institute.

The crux of the serpent's seed is that Eve and Satan engaged in sexual relations. Consequently, sin is viewed as asexual in nature. Oh, wait. That's reading into the Old Testament. Wait, that says devil did not have sexual intercourse with Adam or Eve in the Garden of Eden. False teachers promote that ideology without biblicals at all.

I've read the Old Testament. Brian, first of all, you didn't read it. You heard it. I've read it. I've read it. You listened to it. I all, you didn't read it. You heard it. I've read it. You listened to it. I'm telling you right now, bro. No, no. In the Bible.

Eve hooked up. No. In the Bible. Yes, man. She eats from the fruit of knowledge. Dude, she cucked Adam, dog. No, she gives Adam. Then Adam takes it by the apple.

Well, let's read the passage. She's a freak, huh? I've read the passage. What's up, Jamie? Which version do you want me to find? It's right. The one that has that in it. I know. That's what read the passage. What's up, Jamie? Which version do you want me to find? It's right. The one that has that in it. I know.

That's what I'm saying. It's in Genesis. I want to find the one with porn. No, it's in Genesis. I think it's in chapter two. Just find the section in the Bible where Eve eats the apple. Yes, and you will find that there's no sex. So where did you hear this from, Sean?

I like it, though. Sam Tripoli. Do you call me Sean because I'm knocking out people? I just can't get Sean out of my mind. No, it's fine, bro. So Adam and Eve's first children were Cain and Abel. No, bro. And the first two.

Yeah, Cain and Abel. And Cain was the son of the serpent. Cain killed Abel because he was jealous of Abel. Yeah. Because he was jealous of Abel. And then God put a mark on Abel. But Cain also pulled, I mean, Abel pulled some stuff too, right? What did Abel do? Abel was jealous. Abel pretended he was Cain to trick his father.

No, no, no. That's Esau. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's Esau and Isaac. Yeah, you're right. That's Esau and Isaac. Yeah, you're right on that. No, I'm sorry. So where did you hear this first, Sam? I'm trying to think about—

He's on Jacob. I have a spiritual podcast where someone came on. You have a spiritual podcast? I'm getting it, Doug. I told you, dude. I'm like, I'm into Jesus. I'm a holy roller now. What happened?

Yeah, dude. 100% Christian? Yeah. When did you become a Christian? I've just been doing deep dives into this stuff. So that's what I'm into. Jesus was like Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse, came down here, had a clean house. That's what his whole role was.

That's literally what he did. Everybody should read the Old Testament. How about let him talk? Jesus Christ. So what basically happened was that the angels mated with the daughters of men and created Nephilim. And Nephilim roamed the earth. A lot of people think a lot of these pagan gods are all, all these pagan gods were either fallen angels or Nephilim. And then the Nephilim went nuts and went into war with the fallen angels.

And that's where the Battle of the Titans came from. What made you go religious, Sam? I dig it. Biving? Yeah, it's a little dicey. It's not really in the Bible. It's not in the Bible. I'm trying to find out where it came from.

Sam.com? It's got some interesting sources. Dude, what is this? You've been hanging out with that guy. I'm on your side here. I'm just throwing it out. The Serpentine Seedline Doctrines, Modern Origins in British Israelism.

In an 1890 book advocating British Israelism, according to the Serpent Seed Doctrine, the ten lost tribes of Israel found their way to Western Europe and Britain, where they became the ancestors of the British and related peoples. Dude, yes. Right, but what does that mean about? But I want to know, where does it say that Eve had sex? It says the serpent seed doctrine is believed based on poor

biblical interpretation. Superstitions. I'm just throwing it out there. So that's the seed doctrine. But Jamie, I want to read the passage in the Bible where it talks about that. There's no passage in the Bible about that.

No, no, no, but where Eve eats the apple. That passage exists. Go to Genesis. I think it's chapter 3. It wasn't written in English for us to read. Right. I know, but let's just see what the accepted normal translation— I just want to read what it says in the standard Adam and Eve serpent story.

I mean, it's a long story. Genesis 3, there you go. Right, but maybe there's something that we could get out of it. No, it's not long. It's not long. Genesis is pretty long. Right, but let's just get out what that says. Now, the serpent was more crafty than any wild animals the Lord God had made.

You read this whole thing, B? Stop scrolling. I'm trying. Wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, did God really say you must not eat from the tree in the garden? The woman said to the serpent, we may eat fruit from trees in the garden, but God did say you must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it or you will die.

You will not certainly die, the serpent said to the woman, for God knows that when you eat it, eat from it, your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil knowledge. When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband who was with her and he ate it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened and they realized they were naked. So they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he

was walking in the garden in the cool of the day. And they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But Lord God called to the man, Where are you? He answered, I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid. And he said, Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from? The man said, The woman put it here with me. She gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it. Then the Lord God said to the woman, What is this you have done? The woman said, The serpent deceived me, and I ate it. So the Lord God said to the serpent, Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals.

You will crawl on your belly. You will eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and the woman and between your offspring and hers. And he will crush your head and you will strike his heel. And to the woman, he said, I will make your pains and childbearing very severe. With painful labor, you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband and he will rule over you and to adam he said because you have listened to your wife and ate the fruit is this too long how long no just read the whole bible about which i commanded you

you must not eat it cursed is the ground because of you you want to hear a crazy thing yeah that's believed that eve wasn't even Adam's first chick. You know, Sam. Sam, believe by what? Yes. I've read it. His first chick was Lilith. No.

And the reason, dude, this is it. And the reason. Like Lilith there? Like, that's where it comes from. No, that wasn't. That wasn't Moses's. That wasn't. That wasn't.

When Sam got into Christianity, he went, oh boy. The reason he didn't like Eve, I mean, he didn't like Lilith, is because she wanted to ride on top. Lilith attempted intercourse with Adam before the creation of Eve. And after the creation of Eve, she fled and ever after has plotted to kill newborn children. That's not in the Bible. Redhead. It's not in the Bible.

Redhead. What's that from? It's from these different, like, I'm on my journey. I'm learning. Let me, hold on a second. Where's this chick coming from? Because I thought it was like

Adam and Eve were the first people. Bang. So that's where they got the rib from. But Adam and Lilith were made of clay. So that's kind of where it comes from. And then she wanted to ride on top and he thought she was like bitching. One story tells that Lilith refused to lay beneath Adam during sex. So that's kind of where it comes from. And then she wanted to ride on top, and he thought she was bitching him.

Tells that Lilith refused to lay beneath Adam during sex. She believed they were created equal, both from the dust of the earth. Thus, she should not have to lay beneath him. Let her ride it, bro. Yeah, and he was not cool with that, bro. That shit was gay back then, dude. That's gay, Doug. No, it's not gay.

I love Sam. Sam is the greatest. Adam sounds very insecure. Yeah. Put that back up, Jamie. Only Sam could find not gay. I love Sam. Sam is the greatest. Adam sounds very insecure. Yeah. Put that back up, Jamie. Only Sam could find the other stories that the Bible didn't put in there. You didn't know this, though, did you, Brian? Well, I'm learning.

It's not really. Look at this. After Adam disagreed, Lilith fled the Garden of Eden to gain her independence. Imagine that. She is like on top or nothing. So do you know back in the day, bro, but it's Jewish folklore. It's not in the Bible. That there was this whole thing. She ate her own child.

Oh. Oh, yeah. What did Lilith do to her baby Adam? In a dark twist, Lilith ends up killing and eating her own child, much like Lucifer did to her lover Adam. Can't trust redheads, man. How many Adams are there? Can't trust redheads, man. How many Adams are there? Can't trust bitches. So like Lilith eats her own child, much like Lucifer himself did to her lover Adam.

So she had a lover Adam. Was that the original Adam? But did Satan eat Adam? We're in the weeds now. Yeah, we're in the weeds. Sorry, I just like to throw up. I love that. Fun facts.

In rabbinic literature, Lilith is variously depicted as the mother of Adam's demonic offspring following his separation from Eve or as his first wife. Whereas Eve was created from Adam's rib, some accounts hold that Lilith was the woman implied in Genesis 127 and was made from the same soil as Adam. Wow, so Adam had like an equal and he's like, no, I'm not interested in that. I want a dumb bitch that's going to eat Satan's apple. That's what it is. He can take a strong woman, so he deserves to suffer. We all suffer now.

The idea is that she came from his rib here. The idea was she is under your protection. She's under your arm. So the idea is that she's part of you, and you're together, and she's here together. That would be the other rabbinic culture. Well, it sounds like she was a part of him, so he owned her, unlike Lilith. Lilith ain't taking no shit. Lilith ain't taking no shit, and she likes to ride.

Lilith's a bad bitch. I know, but- She wants to choke you, too. Yeah. Putting the Bible on you. Oh, she does like the grip. Right in your neck. Right in your neck.

Those old Vandelay Silva chokes. Sounds like Lilith's into anal, dude. I'm just going on- I'm sure there was a podcast. Yeah, she's into strap-ons. She's into pegging. Jesus. She's like, yeah, you can put it in my ass if I can fuck you with this fig tree

is this bible study what the fuck's going on I'm in dude it sounds like I'm in so how did you uh get into Christianity what happened I guess that's Christianity that he's into this is Michelangelo's depiction of Lilith oh wow look who's not circumcised either bro look at that back in the day I didn't know any better. He's cheeked up, though. He's thick. He's thick. So is the girl.

He was so thick. They had little tiny cocks. You know, having a big dick back in the day, they made fun of you. It wasn't cool. That was in Rome. Let's get back to that. Make fun of me. You know what I'm saying?

Artistically, it was considered vulgar. Yeah. Yeah, weird, huh? We'd be fucked, fellas. Yeah, and after a while, they started covering them up with fig leaves. Yep. Very odd. Yeah. Yeah, weird, huh? We'd be fucked, fellas. Yeah, and after a while, they started covering them up with fig leaves. Yep. Very odd. Yeah.

So what got you down this road? Okay, so the beginning of the spiritual journey comes from the fact that I have this guy on my show. His name's Matt LaCroix, and he starts talking about all these archaeological discoveries that they're making that set timelines different. You know know that push back timelines these anunnaki stuff so he comes out he has this discussion then like a week later i have this woman this buddhist author named von galton and she's telling me she's talking from a spiritual point of view and they start saying similar stuff so like that starts to intrigue me because like you know if you get into, conspiracy always starts and will lead you to spirituality.

Conspiracy always leads to spirituality. You start going, what are the... Is that why those flat earthers believe we're in the firmament and there's a fucking dome over Earth? I don't know where we live, bro, but it's like... What are you saying to me right now? I say I don't know where we live. You don't think we're on Earth? It's Earth, but I just don't know what it is.

What do you think it is? I don't know what it is. What do you think it is? I don't know what it is. What do you mean you don't know what it is? Oh, Joey, can you cut that? I'm open-minded to it all. It's on the thing, brother. Yeah. The back.

I'm beginning to think that all the answers to your life can be found if you read deeply into the Old and New Testament. Listen, I'm getting into this. Oliver Anthony came on the podcast and started reading from the Bible, and it was some fucking great shit. Dude, I'm telling you. Without a doubt, there's some wisdom in that Bible. Dude, everybody's in the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter.

That's my shit. Dude, do you ever, like, the stuff in the Bible is like insanity, dude. It's like you got Nephilim fighting town. You can't watch it happen on TV. Let's do that, bro. I want to watch dragons. Let's like you got Nephilim fighting town. You can't watch it happen on TV. Let's do that, bro. I want to watch dragons. Let's make it happen. I like watching stuff.

So at the end of the day, so it's spirituality. I start doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it to us. I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger smoking cigars. Here we go. Or fucking cigars. I had a different plan for this.

Again, life those curveballs at you. Thank you. His face looks fine. It's because he's wearing sunglasses, brother. Win or lose, I wasn't going to say much anyway, but right now I lost tonight to the better man on the night, and I just want to be with people who care about me, my team. And they're waiting for me, so I'm going to do that.

But I will leave you in the capable hands of a man who is much smarter than me. I'll admit this on worldwide national media. I'll leave you with Eugene Berman. He'll handle this for the first time. I want to go chill, have some breakfast, build my family. And, yeah, until next time. There's Coach Tyler's on. I want to hear Eugene.

Eugene is a very, very brilliant coach. Definitely not protocol, but we want to – this is our team. This is how we do it. He wants to go. He wants to be protected, and it's our job to protect him. So if this is what he wants, this is what he gets. This is his time right now. He's in time of need right now.

So if I have to sit up here in front of you guys, then I have to sit up here in front of you guys for him. If you have any questions. Help him out, people. Read the room. I think most people would agree that was not the Israel Adesanya we're used to seeing in there tonight. He looks slow. He looks off. Kind of fatigued

early. Can you tell us anything about his performance and maybe why that was the reason? What was the reason? Look, the universe does things and I feel you know, without I think Sean's a great fighter.

And I never once thought that Sean wasn't capable of beating Israel. But I thought if Israel performed to the fullest of his capabilities, it would be a very hard fight for Sean. There was an alternate kind of universe where if Israel performs his poorest or poorly, where Sean could win. And I'm sitting in that universe right now. So he had an off night. Training camp was great. I'm not going to make any excuses

in regard to that. Leading up to the fight, fight week was great. Sparring partners, everything. All the technical little things to do at the camp, they were all perfect, so there's no excuses there. He came in, he had an off night. He couldn't see the same things that we were seeing. We couldn't make a good connection in the corner.

It was just a frustrating night, yeah. But why was it a frustrating night? Well, it was a frustrating night because of the opponent. Don't take nothing away from the opponent. Dana has already been in here and said, we'd like to see a rematch. Do you drastically change things ahead of that, or do you think, well, we think we got it right,

Israel just had an off night, and hope that that doesn't happen again? In my career, I've been in I've been involved in a few rematch camps and they're very very difficult why are they so difficult why is a rematch camp so difficult as you're trying to find other stones to leave unturned but you've already you already haven't left the stone unturned. So it's almost an impossible task. You're trying to find another level above the level that you've already achieved, but it's not achievable.

So it's very, very difficult when you go into these rematch camps. And at this level, I've done a few. The Pereira one just recently. It's very, very difficult to do a rematch camp. But like I said, I don't think we have to change too much, but we will find something because we have the benefit of time, so we will

get down to our usual business as a coaching team, and we'll find something to add to this camp, and we'll win the rematch. Would you like that rematch as soon as possible, or do you think maybe some time off could be beneficial for Israel? I asked Mick if we could have the rematch next weekend.

Whether he grants it, I'm not sure, but I'm just very confident that we can change the outcome of this fight with very minor adjustments. What I'm saying is we couldn't get Israel to enact our plan. There wasn't much cohesion in the corner. You have nights like this, and I think we can do the rematch tomorrow, and I think we can have a good night.

That's interesting. Well, he's got to say that because he believes in his athlete. Of course. And that's a very close friend of his. We're all distraught right now. What I saw was a brilliant performance by Adesanya. I mean, excuse me, by Strickland.

And what I saw was Adesanya didn't expect it. I just don't think that he expected him to be that accurate. I don't think he expected to be that defensively responsible. That good? He was that good. He was that good, man. I don't think he expected to be that defensively responsible. That good. He was that good. He was that good, man. It wasn't as simple as like Israel didn't look good. No. He looked fine until he got cracked. He didn't look good because Strickland was so good. Strickland

was so good. It's like there's a clear reason. Like you're seeing why he didn't look good. You saw Israel do the things that he always does, but this guy was marching forward. You saw Israel do the things that he always does, but this guy was marching forward He had this like engage disengage engage disengage constant pressure And you know his boxing is so good that you make any mistakes you getting cracked and then when he caught him in that first round And fucking dropped him and rocked him and beat the shit out of him against the cage that changed everything Remember that was at the end of the first round Remember, that was at the end of the first round. Right. That's at the end of the first round. Even earlier, four minutes prior to that, Strickland was having success.

Yes. So it wasn't like a one-shot. No. You wobbled him. No. Before that, we were like, holy shit, look at Strickland. He wasn't getting hit. No.

That was the big thing, was that he was so elusive. And I just keep going back to his sparring. He spars so fucking much, man. His distance control is so good. His defense is so good. And he just, he rose the occasion. He did. I mean, that's the thing.

Like, sometimes you see what a person's capable of when the stakes are the highest and the pressure is the highest. And that's what you saw from Strickland tonight. That was an extraordinary performance. For them to say that they can go around and beat him again tomorrow, phew, boy. You've got to deal with a different guy tomorrow because you're dealing with a guy who just beat Adesanya, and his confidence is going to be through the fucking roof.

He knows he can beat him. He knows he can beat him, and he knows he has a really good corner and a really good coaching team, and they formulated the perfect plan. Unless they see an opening. Unless they see some—unless they've said— Where? Where? He didn't get hit once, Brian.

If you looked at that fight. Hey, man, I'm saying his coaches might see something we don't see. But if you looked at that, you would be like, fuck. I know that. But I'm saying people, you know, if he's talking this way. Well, he has to. He might. He's not going to say, yeah, we need to go back to the drum board.

There's always a way. There's always a way to solve a problem. There's a way to solve a fight. And I'm not saying that I know how to do it. I think it'd be a disadvantage if Izzy rushed back and was like, I had an off night. I can beat him. He'll get beat again. That's how I feel.

Now, if he waits a little bit, gives it some time, and then do it. But to rush back in it, he's going to beat you again. Izzy's a great striker. I mean, the thing about Anderson Silva, I mean, there was that time where it was getting really weird and he was having these weird fights because people wouldn't engage him. But Izzy doesn't have... A lot of Izzy's

fights have gone to distance, right? There's been a lot of that. I mean, he did have the knockout. But, you know, he had a lot. Do you think that maybe Strickland isn't afraid of his power? Is that possible? And that makes it really hard to kind of change it up because the guy was right there in your grill and he wasn't afraid of –

It's not that he's not afraid. It's that he believes in his defense enough. I was going to say. He was being so slick from the first round. If you go back and watch the very first round, when you watch the first round, the way he's engaging, he's pushing in, pulling back, pushing in, moving away from the kicks, checking the kick, pulling back, moving

in, popping with the jab. Usually Izzy's going to catch you. Crafty. He was able to stand right at the edge of the pocket. Flawless. He looked like the better boxer. He looked like the better boxer. Flawless performance. Flawless. I mean, that shell was just amazing it was

bernard hopkins like yeah he's checking those kicks that's what i thought i was like he's checking every single kick pretty much every kick and and by the way he wouldn't you have liked or heard heard from izzy though um man he's so distraught now i mean imagine you talk all that shit you're defending your title this guy talks all that shit about you. He makes fun of your dead friend. Yeah, that's hard. He's tattooed on your neck. There's like so much pain involved. And also, he's just such a giant favorite.

And he gets beaten by this guy that no one thinks. 601 is so big. And you're saying it could have been 2,000. I wouldn't have disagreed. I'd have been like, yeah, probably. I mean, who fucking knows? I mean, I just imagine a world sometimes largest betting upset in ufc middleweight title fight history wow wow sometimes also like as

a fighter you might not be able to see how to solve that problem that's a fucking bro we just have to realize that sean strickland is that fucking good yeah show me sean strickland's uh last few wins show me his uh his mma record His last fight was super tricky, too. He fought a monster where it was a tough fight for him. Big cat, great striker, starched a lot of guys outside the UFC. Tough matchup, and he starched him. He started fucking

strickling up quick. He was there as the backup fighter. Yeah. Magomedov. He was the backup fighter. So he lost to Jared Kananier. Split decision loss. Yeah. He beat the shit out of him. He was the backup fighter. So he lost to Jared Kananier. Split decision loss. Interesting. That was only December of 2022.

Very interesting. Imamov was a big fight. That was a good fight. But imagine, he just loses to Jared Kananier, gets knocked out by Pajero, loses to Jared Kananier in a decision And then Which was a very good fight Then he fights two on rank guys Yeah Imamov

Good fight He took it on short notice That was the short notice fight And Magomedov Magomedov was not short notice Magomedov is a He's a motherfucker Motherfucker

Oh that's right He fought Imamov Because it was short notice Because it was a short notice fight So he returned to middleweight Performance And he beat the fuck Out of Magomedov

Oh my god Melted that dude Broke him Mentally broke him. A month later. Yeah. Crazy. So he loses to Kananir and then fights Imamov, but that was a decision.

That was the light heavyweight fight, and then Magomedov, but Magomedov is fucking scary, dude. Scary. I didn't like that fight for Sean. But Sean melted him. Melted him. Melted him. Mentally broke that dude.

Just put the fucking heat on him and start beating the shit out of him. And go to Magomedov's record. He's a savage. He's a savage. And didn't he take that on short notice, too, that fight? No, the Magamov fight. Immovov, he did. Immovov, he did.

He took that. That's why it's a light heavyweight fight. Go to that fight, because we should watch that fight. Because in the first round, Immovov, or Magamov, rather, comes out, guns blazing. He looks like a world beater. And then Shawn just stayed there. He's going peace and all. He's about to beat you, I was about to be stay there which probably wrap this up soon but what a night here it is so this is the very first round and emo Bob yeah he's a

savage magomed off rather is fucking good dude dangerous yeah he just had never fought anybody as good as strict Seanland. Sean's doing the same shit. But he came out, like, really fast, and he came out throwing really hard shit. So a lot of energy expenditure, right? Look at that. Front kick to the body. He looks fucking good, dude. Right? He comes out like a banshee, and Sean sticks to it.

Magomedov just—it was an eye poke. But Magomedov, what happened in that fight was he just was not comfortable with the pressure. So there was an eye poke, and then they reengaged. And Magomedov looked like a fucking world-class kickboxer on his feet. He thought it was going to be a bad matchup. Look at that leg kick. Just stung him with that leg kick. I mean, he's hitting it with good shit.

Sean can't hit him. His kicks are nasty. But he didn't have the endurance to keep the style up. And I also think there was a big adrenaline dump. Because I think that was Mega Medoff's. Was it his second fight in the UFC? Second. First one he starched.

Yeah. So second fight in the UFC and he goes right up to the top of the heap. Right? He's fighting the number seventh ranked guy in his second fight. And it's a fight night. Right? So a lot of pressure. Main event too.

Main event. Five rounds. a fight night right so a lot of pressure to main event five rounds and strickland just slowly closed the distance absorbed a lot of shit in this first round like look at that left hook but just still he's responsible he's not getting hit a lot but he got hit a lot to the body with the front kicks and you got to hit a lot to the legs but the thing is like on the feet in the first round mega medoff looked like a fucking monster. And I was watching this. I was like, oh, my God.

Me too. I was like, this is going to be a rough night for Strickland. I was like, this guy is something special. But Strickland's got that same thing. And Strickland came on my podcast right after this fight. And we were scheduling it, and I was watching the fight. I was like, jeez. I know.

I wonder if he's still going to want to come on. After watching the first round, I was like, this looks bad dude i was supposed to have anthony smith on when he fought magomed and he literally broke his ankle and he was like i can't make it man yeah god damn it so we don't book guys anymore the only guy we booked since was bo nickel and he goes man i have a fight tomorrow night in vegas love dude food truck i'm like we don't book fighters when they have a fight. And I was like, oh, it's Bo Nickel. We'll take it.

He starts to do that. Why don't you book fighters when they have a fight? Because if they lose, you don't want to talk to them? No. Oh, look at that location. Because if they get hurt, then they don't make the flight. So here we are, 2.33. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Yeah, go ahead. And I'm already seeing Magomedov slowing down. Like right here. There's some labor to the way he's moving anymore. It's not as explosive. It's not as fast. Winding up more. So he's halfway through the first round.

It's like there's more fat in his movements, right? They're not dynamic. Like right there. Like right there. You're seeing a fading. And then Sean clips him with the jab. So already, three minutes into the first round, this fucking guy's fading. And I don't understand what happened happened maybe it was an adrenaline dump maybe it was just like bad camp came in sick

who fucking knows but he looks like he's trying to take strickland out early and completely unsuccessful and so he hits him with a lot of leg kicks he hits with a lot of good front kicks to the body. He shows him a lot of like flashy techniques, but he's fading early So here we are and towards the end of the first round Strickland starts to come on So we're a minute and 35 left and Magomedov is still throwing heat man You cannot sustain that kind of pace that he had the beginning of the round because it's all Explosive movements. It's all these big, ha, ha. It's like if you're hitting a bag and you try to go full out for three rounds. It's too hard to do.

But you can kind of, look, he took him down there. Nice takedown, but Strickland got right back up to his feet. Look at this now. No, Strickland's a good grappler, man. He's a very good grappler. Standing up. He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu. And this guy got his back, and Strickland reverses it,

gets back up to his feet. That's right. Look at that. Working the hands. Yeah, he got separated, and he did it easily, right? So he's not tired at all. Doesn't panic. Which is interesting.

Like, his efficiency, and now he checked that. So now Mega Madoff is starting to slow down. 47 seconds to go, big mouth open. Look, he's awkward in his movements. After the transition, he's not coming back to his fighting stance very quickly. It's a different thing, right? You're watching a guy who's now not the same guy that he was four minutes ago. So now he's trying to slow down, and he's breathing out of his mouth.

Yep. And Strickland starts to pop him. So, like, towards the end of the round, Strickland started to come on. And then you sort of saw where this was going. So Strickland, like, when he's firing, he's just kind of absorbing it, moving away, pops him with that jab. There's the jab again. And now he starts coming on.

Now, right at the end of the round, you're starting to see, okay, this is where this is going. This guy's tired. Yeah. He's tired. And so that's the end of the first. So scoot up a little bit. But look at some of the fucking highlights, man, in that first round.

Yeah. It was insane. Floating into his legs. In the second round, he comes out, and now he realizes he has to preserve himself a little bit more because he knows he got really tired towards the end of that first. But he's still, he's got that style. Because he's knocked so many guys out,

he's got that style where he just throws everything with every shot. And when you get to the highest levels of the game, you fucking can't do that. You can't fight like that. And look, Strickland's just pouring it on him. Rips him to the body. And he's so good with head movement too. He's so good at avoiding shots

and again this is after the pajera fight and after he trained with pajera so he learned a lot from that the beta fight taught him a lot for sure but that's what happens when you get in there with a world-class striker look at that right now placing his? Again, not, like, look at his face. Not a lot of damage. Not a lot of damage. And he wasn't really getting hit too much to the head. He was really getting his legs chewed up. His left leg is fucked.

Look at it. Yeah. And he got really kicked a bunch of times. I would say Magomedov had more success than Izzy. Watch his left foot when he throws that jab. Magomedov looked real fucking good. His head's always on the center line here. Boom.

Now boom. But now Sean starts coming on. And Malcolm Madoff is in real trouble. He melts him. He's already so tired. And we're in the second round of a five-round fight. I'm like, this is impossible. I mean, he's getting bad.

Yeah, Sean just starts pouring it on here. And now he realizes he's fucked. And he doesn't have any energy anymore. I mean, he's just in full survival mode here. Oh, look at that. And Sean isn't even tired at all. That's just incredible. mean, he's just in full survival mode here. Oh, look at that. And Sean isn't even tired at all. That's what's incredible. Look, he's just teeing off on him.

Look, his head's always over here, too, on the other side. Look, he just went to look to see what the time is. He's got 3.19 to go. That's never good. Fear. You look to the time, you're like, how much time is left? Forever. 3.19, and then he gets beaten up.

Boom, boom. And Sean saw him look at the time, too. Wow, look at this. So he's still relying on these big shots. And when you're fighting a technician, relying on big shots just is not going to cut it, man, especially when you've got a guy who's got really good boxing and good defense. He's just breathing out of his mouth. Look at this.

I mean, this guy's fucked. So tired. He's fucked now. And I, this guy's fucked. So tired. He's fucked now. And I don't know if he's fought since. We'll check after this fight. He hasn't. Yeah, so the fact that he was a backup for the title is kind of cuckoo. Sean keeps all his weight.

Kenan Neer is the backup. Sean's always got 70% of his weight. Oh, Kenan Neer was the backup. Oh, okay. He was in the crowd. That makes sense. Sean's got his weight on his back for a long time. Magomedov being the backup doesn't make any sense.

God, he's good. He's got great way to his back for a long time. Magomedov being the backup doesn't make any sense. God, he's good. He's got great boxing stance like that. Look at that. But it's also just the fucking endurance. And the volume. And Magomedov is just getting fucking tortured here. And so it's going to be interesting to see what kind of adjustments Magomedov makes because his skill is fucking off the charts.

But you can't have this kind of fucking performance against a world-class fighter. Look at that. He's getting fucked up, man. This looks like the number seven guy fighting an unranked guy. Right, but when you see Magomedov's potential, the fact that they threw him right against a world-class guy like that is not really good.

It's good for having high hopes for a megamotto. Yes. They saw his talent. Now he's getting tired. Oh, my God, so tired. Look, he put his hands down. He's just covering up. He can't do anything.

Now he just tees off. And Mark Smith's taking a good look at him. He asked him if he was okay. He nodded his head. Strickland's like a shark. He smells blood. He also just doesn't get tired, man. That's one of the things that's so impressive

because he's never out of the gym and he takes care of his body. He doesn't lose composure. As wild as he is. Look at that. And then when Magomedov wants to do something, nothing. There's nothing there for him.

And he's got a minute to survive. Oh, look at that. He's so tired, man. The fact that this is the second round i mean this is super unusual for a guy in a world-class fight to be this tired by the end of the second round it's crazy sean just keeps coming like relax nice and relaxed this could very well be an adrenaline dump that's it he just gave up that's it yeah it sucks to get hit in the head that much.

His body's giving up. He's getting fucking tortured here. That's enough. You can stop. That's it. Beautiful performance. Very similar. Like technique. Well, in a way, Magomedov is kind of more impressive

in the first round. He had more success than Izzy did. I don't think he's fought since. He hasn't. No, he lost since. That's the last loss. But before that, I mean, he was fucking beating a lot of good guys. He just looked really good when he was winning.

Yeah. You know, and it's interesting. I'd like to ask Sean. I think it's like those little subtle details of where he's placing his feet, those little inches. He keeps saying that. It's true. It's interesting. I'd like to ask Sean. I think it's like those little subtle details of where he's placing his feet, those little inches. He keeps saying that. It's true. It's everything.

That's boxing. I mean, step here, step here. The difference between here and here is everything. It's also just the distance management. Yeah. His ability to not get hit in the face is so good. And the fact that he's doing it like this. Yeah, he's got that shoulder roll.

Yeah, that's so crazy. That kind of thing. Yeah, but also his jab comes out of nowhere and his right hand is coming in straight. Didn't get hit, dude. Bro. Isn't that crazy? I'm stunned.

Stunned. I think this is one of the most stunned I've ever been, surprised at a performance. Me too. Like, Holly Holm, Ronda, I knew Holly was dangerous. I knew Holly was like a legit striker, and if Ronda couldn't get her to the ground, I was like, Holly is a multiple-time world kickboxing champion. You can see the path to victory there.

With Sean, people at the show last night with Brian, they asked me, who wins, Izzy or Strickland? And I was like, tell me how Strickland wins it. Decision? Get the fuck out of here. Knocks him out? Get out of here. Submits him? Not happening. When he cracked him with that right hand in the first round, I was like, what? I was like, all right, Izzy's going to wake up, get back to the, nope.

What timeline are we on? Nuts. Sean Strickland won and Sam Tripoli's Christian. Crazy. So what did you bring, a gold coin? No, that was here. Somebody left this here. I forget who gave it to me.

Yeah, don't eat it. Put it down. Put it down. You eat everything. Somebody left this here. I forget who gave it to me. Yeah, don't eat it. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. You eat everything. You ate a shrimp. Oh, yeah. I took one shrimp. You don't even ask, though.

You just reach and grab people's food. Okay. No, I didn't. You always do that. You always take a cut of people's steak. Tell me he doesn't. Tell me he doesn't. I've never done that in my life.

You do that all the time. I've taken a cut up Cut up your steak Oh my god Let me try some of that Get the fuck out of here Oh my god When have I ever done that I've heard people complain about it

And I'm like Oh my god he did it to me You ain't never heard people complain It's your thing dude That's my roommate You cut people's food And you eat it That's the word on the street

Yeah People are talking dude You're like that looks good Let me try that Like hey I bully into other people's plates Not bully Just mooch.

Just do it. I just mooch, dude. It's a mooch move. Fucking, I'll take this. I'll steal this fucking chocolate, bro. Somebody gave that to me. What a gift. I forget what it is.

Yeah, why'd you open it? I told you not to open it. I did it. It just came out. Go back. It's chocolate. Jesus. Oh, you opened the fucking chocolate?

I did take your sake. It's good. This is good sake. Soto? Yeah. Super free. Oh, yeah. His chocolate's all fucked up.

Your chocolate's... You opened my chocolate, you fucking piece of shit. Yeah, you gotta fucking keep it sealed, bro. Yeah, it was. I was looking to see if it was real gold. You opened the seal? I had to pocket it. You thought it was real gold and it weighs nothing?

Yeah, I would have taken it and sold it on the black market. This came from Joe Rogan's table. I would have fucking robbed you in the parking lot yeah is that christian you know i'm not very christian you know i don't know the rules yeah all the time so you're going to church no i'm not going to that's not going to be what i do no but i mean the people i'm working with they don't go working with people well i'm starting with my friend yeah so what do you guys do? You get together and hold hands and read the Bible?

Dude, we're really early into it. Have you read the Bible? I can't really bring a lot to the table right now, but I'm just telling you this is where I'm going. How early? A few days? No, I'm beginning my journey, man. All right, so let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this. Fuck, man. Can I just- Hey, listen, I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. I know, dude. I think there's some great value in Christian ideology. I really do.

I think it's a great scaffolding for your moral foundation for life. I think there's a lot of value in it, and a lot of people that I know that live that way are very happy. I don't have any problem with it. But here's my question, though. Where do you think these stories came from? What do you think was the original origin of it all? That's the whole thing. How old are the stories?

So when, you know, Bill Maher did his religiosity or whatever that show was, he said, like, oh, all these other stories from these other cultures. That doesn't discount it in my eyes. No, I don't think it does. Like, look, every culture has a story of a great flood, or many, many cultures, I should say, have a story of a great cataclysm and a great flood. And I think that's because a lot of that stuff did happen. Yeah, I agree. And especially when they're doing work now and core samples and they realize there were some periods of the earth got pelted by meteors. And this is very likely a civilization reset around 11,800 years ago the younger dry sandpack theory but when you're

when you're thinking about like the origin of these things like when what do you think like with this adam and eve story and the lilith story like what do you think was the origin of all these well like do you think do do i think they're literal again that's a hard question. I'm very much early into it. A better question might be, why do they lie? No, but I'm just asking you, I'm not asking you as a theologian. I'm like, do you theorize? Do you think about it? How did these things start? I think they were told, stories told, passed down orally, and then eventually it just became, they were written down. What do you think the origin of the oral stories was? I mean, it's definitely, I mean, I personally think that, listen, I believe so above, so below.

I think there's people who think that the stars are the origin of the stories of the Bible. But I think the stars only tell the story that happened down here. That's my belief. What do you mean by that? So there's people who believe all the stories of all these religious stories over years are all stories that were told through the stars, that each of these constellations tell a story and you can trace it and that. But I personally believe that wherever we live, and I think it's very special, whatever it is.

What do you mean by whatever? You keep saying that. Whatever this is. What do you think this is? You think it's a simulation? You know, the Vedics talk about a story about God trapping entities here to create a realm of consequences, which is the same kind of story that is told about the fallen angels. What percentage of angels fell? 33. That's why you see that number all the time. That's my personal opinion. But I also know there's people out there who say that Lucifer, they attach the name Lucifer to Satan

because there was a saint called Lucifer who said that God, that Jesus was not the son of God. And that there's people believe that too, that they said he was the son of God because the Roman Catholics wanted everybody, they wanted to bring in the pagans into Christianity. So they were son worshipers, son gods. So they called Jesus the son of God. So that's how they brought the pagans into that. And I just think Jesus was a star seed brought down to –

Well, most certainly the Christians – I'm sorry, buddy. I get it. I get it. Most certainly the Christians adopted some pagan rituals and definitely some pagan holidays. Yeah, I mean – And they did it partially just to incorporate the pagans into their religion. Like Christmas trees basically are basically a symbol of Nimrod.

But there are some stories that resonate with the human psyche, right? What does that mean? So there is a belief that the actual Antichrist was Nimrod and that he thought he should stand in front of God. And that's why he got and that he thought he would should stand in front of god and that's why he got so big that he thought he should stand in front of god well he had a wife when you're an idiot you're a nimrod that could be it yeah back in boston they just call people nimrod i've heard nimrod yeah fucking nimrod that's not that's so nimrod in the bible is a different character in the old testament so he's So what I've been told that Nimrod, now his wife has a child,

and she wants everyone to believe it's Nimrod basically being reincarnated. And she basically points to this tree that grew inside a tree. And that is why there's a belief that that is why people put Christmas trees up in their house, because it is a salute to Nimrod. Sam knows his shit, Brian. No, Nimrod ran the city that built

this Tower of Babel. What I've studied in life this whole thing is that there is a there's a fight between easy versus simple, right? Easy is fast food, drugs, alcohol, pornography, okay, all that stuff. And simple is prayers, working out, helping others, connecting with God.

I do believe the farther you get away from God the more your anxiety your depression your sadness goes up And and that we in our culture have demonized these things, you know Anxiety sadness depression as bad things when I personally believe that's universe telling you it's time to change up your life You're going down the wrong. You're going down the wrong path but what what do we do in our culture we oh you're sad you're depressed here's a pill to numb you out so you can continue down that path instead of going what do i need to change i have friends of mine i'm not gonna say their names i have a couple of them they keep staying in the and i used to be in the darkness staying in the darkness and they're always having the same complaints over like 10 20 years all the time

and they never want to go. And I'm not. Listen, man, my spirituality with God is just for me. I don't tell people how to live their life. And if you could live your life as long as you don't hurt people, in particular children, you'll never hear me tell you how to live your life. But it's made a positive impact on your life. It's changed my life. My kids did that.

What you just said is amazing. What you just said is really fucking awesome. My kids did that to me. But, you know, kids make me believe in God. But I just believe that the farther you get from God, the more your anxiety goes up, your depression goes up, and your sadness goes up. It just seems to me like as I

get in this thing where it's like a law of attraction and a model of abundance where I give stuff away, I feel I vibrate on a higher level. That's the difference. Vibration is high level. That's what, that's the difference. Vibration's high level. How do you not love Sam Tripoli?

Low level. How do you not love Sam Tripoli? Beautiful. Amen. You're right though, man. You just said it. Yeah. Let's wrap it up.

Yeah. Boys, another fun one. The best. Thank you. We want to fight. Thank you for being here. We want to fight. I'm so thankful you guys let me come in.

Eddie is my best friend in the world, and I was honored. Eddie's the best. Let me sit in his seat. You and Eddie, my favorite conspiracy theorist. I'm blessed to be with Jiu-Jitsu Jesus. I love him. All right. That's it.

Bye, everybody.