The Jordan Harbinger Show - 1100: James Patterson | Building the Architecture of Addictive Fiction

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

From advertising exec to America's storyteller-in-chief: prolific author James Patterson shares his blueprint for turning creative chaos into literary gold. What We Discuss with James Patters...on: Highly prolific author James Patterson maintains success through daily consistency — writing 350-365 days per year, getting up at 5:30 a.m., and viewing his work as "playing" rather than working. This dedication has led to over 400 million books sold. James' creative process involves extensive outlining (60-80 pages) but staying flexible within that structure. He keeps multiple projects (around 30) going simultaneously and moves between them if he gets stuck on one. James' breakthrough moment came when he realized he was "on the wrong side of the highway" — stuck in advertising traffic heading to a job he didn't want, while watching others freely driving in the opposite direction. This led him to leave his successful advertising career to write full-time. James' writing philosophy focuses on respecting the reader's time by following Leonard Elmore's advice to "leave out the parts people skip" and ensuring each chapter compels readers to turn the page. He emphasizes storytelling over showing off literary prowess. Anyone can improve their writing and creativity by breaking tasks into manageable pieces: if you're stuck, skip to another section and come back later; don't get too attached to any particular piece of writing; and remember that first drafts don't need to be perfect — you can always revise and refine your work as you go along. And much more... Full show notes and resources can be found here: jordanharbinger.com/1100 And if you're still game to support us, please leave a review here — even one sentence helps! Consider including your Twitter handle so we can thank you personally! This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: jordanharbinger.com/deals Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course! Subscribe to our once-a-week Wee Bit Wiser newsletter today and start filling your Wednesdays with wisdom! Do you even Reddit, bro? Join us at r/JordanHarbinger!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:41 a car went by, Wush. And I watched this for about an hour or so. And here was this object lesson. And it occurred to me that I'm on the wrong damn side of the highway. And my whole life is on the wrong side of the highway. And I got to get on the other side. Welcome to the show. I'm Jordan Harbinger. On the Jordan Harbinger show, we'd decode the story. stories, secrets, and skills are the world's most fascinating people and turn their wisdom into practical advice that you can use to impact your own life and those around you. Our mission is to help you become a better informed, more critical thinker through long-form conversations with a variety of amazing folks, from spies to CEOs, athletes, authors, thinkers, and performers,
Starting point is 00:02:21 even the occasional rocket scientist, investigative journalist, real-life pirate or special operator. And if you're new to the show or you want to tell your friends about the show, I suggest our episode starter packs. These are collections of our favorite episodes on persuasion and negotiation, psychology, geopolitics, disinformation, China, North Korea, crime and cults, and more. That'll help new listeners get a taste of everything we do here on the show. Just visit jordanharbinger.com slash start or search for us in your Spotify app to get started. Today I'm talking with James Patterson, the best selling author of all time, like in the history of the whole world kind of with over 400 million books sold.
Starting point is 00:02:55 That is just insanity when you think about it. That's more than one book for every person in the United States. And that's just when he stopped counting. Apparently, there's, like, other numbers you just stopped. I guess at that point, it's like, whatever, I've got the title. I don't need to wake up every morning and update it. In this episode, we dig into creativity, idea generation, thoughts on writing for the masses, what keeps people's attention, writers' block, literacy, his writing process, and a whole lot more.
Starting point is 00:03:20 He was actually really engaged and engaging on this episode, and I hope you enjoy this conversation as much as I did. Here we go with James Patterson. Thank you for doing the show. I think you're on vacation or attempting to take a vacation. I don't know what vacation is. I keep hearing that word, but I don't know what it means. My life is a vacation in the sense that I don't work for a living. I play for a living. So that's the vacation part of it. Yeah, good for you. I like that. I kind of feel the same way most of the time.
Starting point is 00:03:52 And it's truly a privilege to be able to do something you love. And it sounds like you're in the same boat. Yeah, 100%. Your story in your auto bio about golfing and winter. That's why I don't golf, man. Someone tried to teach me in winter in New York, and you couldn't hammer a tea into the ground. Yes, that was one time we went out. It was so bizarre. This golf course was covered with fiegel turds. Was it goose turds or seagull turds? I was going to say, those are some small teas at that point if you're using seagull turds. Oh, no, no, no, you'd lay them out flat. It's not like you're going to drive them into the ground. At any right. One funny story
Starting point is 00:04:27 about that was my friends and I, we were at a public golf course in New York. This is a little before Christmas. And our thing was, if you wouldn't mind taking a walk that day, it would be fine. And we go out there and hit some balls. And we got around the third hall started snowing. And by about the sixth hole, you couldn't putt, I mean, because the ball just wouldn't go anywhere. So we're laughing, and it's fine. We're not taking it very seriously. So I'll just play nine, and we were proud of ourselves because it was already a couple inches on the ground. And as we were going into the clubhouse, here, four guys walking out to the first tea. One guy goes, Marty, you think we'll get.
Starting point is 00:05:01 get in 18? You know, there's New Yorkers, man. For me, it's just, that was the beginning and the end. I think if I learned to play in California, maybe it would have been a different story. All right, okay, all right. That's golf. I was reading your bio prior to the show. You have a lot of honorary degrees. So how does that work? Do we have to call you doctor, doctor, doctor? Dr. Doctor, doctor. I don't know. I've never really figured out. I guess in theory, it seems obnoxious to do it, but I guess in theory, you could say doctor, whatever. You can just go online and get a doctor, you could probably buy one. You can be a minister now, and you can do that.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I did officiate a wedding. I don't know if that makes me a minister. I'm not sure how that works, but this show would gain a lot of credibility if this was hosted by Dr. Jordan Harbinger instead of just me in a t-shirt. Sure, you can do it. We still be in a t-shirt. I'd have to wear a white lab coat to cement my authority. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah. You mentioned doing a lot of interviews with radio personalities who just ask you what the new book is about, and I just find that kind of hilarious. This interview might actually have some substance. I hope that's okay with you. I'm going to give it a shot. That'll be a switch, yeah. The autobiography was really good, though.
Starting point is 00:06:05 A lot of people's autobios are not that interesting. Character development may have left a little to be desired, but other than that, I enjoyed it, you know, some plot holes. Character development. Yeah, well, you know, this tough audience. The European versus USA press interview differences, I've never heard anybody talk about this. You seem to think the Europeans actually sounds like they prepare for the interview
Starting point is 00:06:26 as opposed to just. You know, they prep a little better, but it's just different kinds of questions. They'll tend to go into a little historical angle or sociological or whatever, which you don't get as much. What I was really talking about is you go on the road, and I don't blame them. You're in wherever Grand Rapids or somewhere. It's a four-minute piece, and they're not going to read the book for the four-minute thing. I get it. So you do get, so James, you got a new book. Tell us about it. It just seems like that would be such a tedious thing to create from an interviewer perspective, but it also must be tedious for you to do the rounds when you're like, this person looked at the back cover. You get used to it.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah. Yeah, read the flap copy. You should be able to get a few questions out of that. So Alex is in trouble again, Alice Cross. Oh, yeah, what a surprise. Oh, yeah, I wonder if I made. Did he make it? Is this the end of the Alice Cross series?
Starting point is 00:07:11 That's right. Yeah, I don't expect the end for a while if you're writing as much as you are, and we'll get to that in a minute. I have heard you say some books and things like that are too long, where a paragraph could actually just be one sentence. A lot of self-help books or books where somebody's written a neat article in a New Yorker or something, and then it publishes it, turn it into 300 pages. And they do, but really the article in a New Yorker would have sufficed. Yes. So there is that, yeah. I feel that way about most media, especially podcasting, the new trend, I'm not sure if you've experienced this yet, but the new trend is three to four hour long shows. I think I'm experiencing it right now. You are experiencing part of it right now. Yeah. The trend is. It's like these four-hour-long shows that I can assume are only listened to as background noise or by long-haul truckers or somebody who's really stoned or something.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Uh-huh. But usually the interviews could have been done by somebody better prepared in about an hour, and that's kind of what we're going for here. I'm curious how you think about this process, because for me it's about respecting the listener's time. Do you think about the reader in the same way? Yeah, I pretend there's one person sitting across for me, and I don't want them to get up until I finish the story. So I always believe that our greatest strength is also our greatest weakness early frequently. And I get people that turn the pages. That's the strength.
Starting point is 00:08:30 The weaknesses sometimes don't go as deep as I should. And I got into this a little bit when I went to the screening for the Alex Cross that's going to be on Amazon. And I got up there and I was with Elvis Hodge, who's the star and then the showrunner, Ben Watkins. And I said, I feel in the series that they got deeper. They got deeper into Alex. And I thought that was great. I thought he's more contemporary. He's not as perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:54 He's more flawed. It's more of the reality of Washington, D.C., and what it would be to be a cop there with kids. I'm very happy with the way it turned out. It's a really nice, at least the first season. I've heard you say something along the lines of, I started leaving out the parts that people skip. How did you find out what people were skipping?
Starting point is 00:09:12 Did you literally ask or did you just assume? No, you kind of know. Yeah, that line actually is, Emmer Leonard. somebody asked them, how did he all of a sudden go from not selling much to selling very well? And he said, I just started leaving out the parts of people skim. I kind of like that mindset, actually. Like you said, you're writing as if somebody is sitting across from you. What does that actually do if I'm trying to write something?
Starting point is 00:09:36 Well, I mean, part of it is you're talking to somebody. It's the same thing. Oh, my God. I don't need every single detail that, you know, get to the good parts. Or you start somewhere. I'll be getting middle and end. It's a basic thing. And for some people, the middle is really long, and there's no beginning and no end.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Other than that, it's great. There's something you said in your autobio, I think, which was something like beginnings and ends are great, but middles get you the Nobel Prize. Nobody writes middles. Yeah. If you can write beginnings and ends, you'll sell well. If you actually write middles, too, you'll get to our Pulitzer. Yeah. This was on Chris Wallace's show.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Okay. That was something, too, because he wanted it, and I get it. He thought that a hook of the show would be that, you know, You go for whatever the time was 45 minutes, well, there's no editing, no, blah, blah, blah. And I just wouldn't play it. I wasn't trying to be unpleasant, but I just wouldn't let him do that.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I wouldn't let him cut me off and stuff like that. So I was going to go over, and I knew there were going to be things because I was cursing occasionally that he'd want to cut. And he turned to my wife, Sue, who was in the studio, he said, is he always like this? And she said, yes, unfortunately. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I can appreciate that, though. you as a guy who's done a ton of media and me as a guy has produced a ton of media. The worst part about media is any sort of structure that changes the conversation in a way that's less authentic or tries to get to the root of things
Starting point is 00:10:58 quicker in some ways. Look, there's a difference between being prepared for a conversation and saying, this has to fit into 44 minutes. No more, no less. So we're going to fluff out this beginning part
Starting point is 00:11:08 because I think it's going slowly. But then at the end, we have to crash into this wall and get all of this stuff done. Listen, I mean, that's one of the issues with network television with fiction shows where the scene has got to work so that it's time for a commercial break
Starting point is 00:11:21 versus when you're writing for Netflix or Amazon or whatever, and you don't have to write to commercial breaks. That's really good. You're known for, do we call it colloquial writing? Is that a fair thing to say? Yeah, sure. We could do that. It's sort of what Larry King pioneered, but on radio. Larry King was the guy who was like, I'm just going to have a conversation. And your writing is more like, I'm just going to tell you a story as opposed to some sort of flowery. Pretty much. I probably could show off a little bit, but I don't want to do that. And a lot of writers, really, I think they want to show off or they want to talk to their friends more than tell an honest story or try to tell stories as well as you can. I'm on substack now, and I do interviews, and they're short. They're 20, 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:12:02 And it's been cool. I did President Clinton. I did Baldacci and Ellen Hildebrandt. And it's been fun. I enjoy it. I just did Dolly Parton, which was really great. That was fun. We're a good friends, yeah. I read that. What a gem she is, eh? I don't know anybody that has a negative sort of impression to Dolly Parton. That's hard to do over our career that long. And it's true with President Clinton and Dolly, and now I'm working with Viola Davis. And they will become friends. How do you think about structuring your work? What does the idea generation phase look like? Maybe that's a better place to start. Well, it's, you know, when I interviewed David Baldacci, he doesn't use outlines at all, which is interesting. He just wings it. And some artists do. I'm big on outlines.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Interestingly, the first Alice Cross, I really wanted to do it differently than what I'd done before then. And the outline was something like 350 pages. That's like the whole book. It wasn't, but it was close. And I read it, and that's where the short chapters came from, the colloquial writing. And I said, I liked this. I did expand it another 100 pages or so, but that's where that whole style came from, that very long outline. But in general, I'll have 60 to 80 page outlines, and I'm not a slave to them. And sometimes the villain will be really interesting, and I don't want the villain to die at the end of the book
Starting point is 00:13:16 because I want to write about the villain again, or a character gets more interesting than I thought, or one of the drafts that I'll do, I'll go through and just look at every chapter and go, well, I went here, what if I go somewhere else? If I do this twist, what will it do to the story? And will that be fun? I like that.
Starting point is 00:13:33 That draft is one of the things that makes the book interesting because you surprise people, which I think is important. for my kind of book. Yeah. It sounds almost like you're surprising yourself, though, during the writing of the book. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:13:46 100%. That's something I didn't necessarily expect. So how do you plan the outline? Because it sounds like you plan the outline, but like you said, you're not married to it. Yeah. What I'll usually do is there'll be three or four or five different things. It might be a couple of storylines. So I will just write scenes down for that storyline and then for the next storyline,
Starting point is 00:14:07 and then scenes with Alex and his family. in no particular order. And then at a certain point, I'll sit down and try to do the outline where I'll put the scenes in some kind of order. Yeah, this is fascinating. I'm always blown away by, you're familiar with this as well. A director sees the movie in their mind and then goes to make it and they're moving things around. It sounds like you're doing that with your books and your stories. That's a really good example because directors do that.
Starting point is 00:14:31 A lot of the young Turks now, they're just going out. Well, I'll just go shoot it. You get somebody like, who's a guy that did Black Hawk Down, his brother died, Brett. whatever. But what he does is he's famous for it. He's a really good illustrator, and he draws all the scenes. Like it actually draws like a comic book. He literally will draw out the scenes. Wow. Okay. Well, and the great thing about that is even if he wants to change it, he goes in and he knows what he wants to shoot and why he wants to shoot it. With, I think, the best directors, they don't just do crazy angles because they can. They do it because it's part of the story. It makes sense with the story as opposed to it's just going to be, oh, well, I'll shoot this on overhead or I'll shoot this from the, you know, why?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Because that's DeVoise. And the voice is just a bunch of special effects and stuff. And it works for a lot of people, but I'm not a big fan of that. Yeah, I think a lot of writers are probably not a big fan of that kind of thing. Where do you get the ideas slash inspiration for some of these things? Yeah, there's a big stack with the clever title ideas on it. And there are literally hundreds and hundreds of ideas that I have for books. When I'm going to do a new story, sometimes I'll just go through that and see if there's anything that kind of turns me on. I don't know that I'll pull this off, but I probably won't so I can mention it. I'm thinking of this story now where this detective's wife gets murdered and he thinks she's come back as a hummingbird
Starting point is 00:15:59 and I don't know. I'll see whether I can pull that sucker off. That's the whole idea. Yeah, and she's going to help him. somehow solve her murder as a hummingbird. Anything you write seems to do well, so you don't need the peanut gallery. I wouldn't do it unless I thought they could pull it off. Of course. Yeah. And I don't know that I can.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I'm betting against myself here since I'm laying that one out there. If somebody steals it, we'll sue them. Nobody listens to this podcast. You have nothing to worry about. Oh, perfect. Okay. All right. So the ideas that are in the box, those are also your ideas.
Starting point is 00:16:31 You watch TV and movies and go, oh, there's a funny thing. Are you sitting in a room full of chiropractor's giving a keynote? and you're like, what if the FBI kicked the door down and arrested everyone? That's a good opening scene. All of the above. Really? Anything that's sort of odd and you go like, this didn't do it, but I happen to live most of the year in Florida.
Starting point is 00:16:49 And I'm literally one mile north of Marlago. Okay. So on election day, my wife filmed the whole thing. 32 SUVs come by and he's going to vote, he being President Trump. the ambulance or the medical supply thing and 30 motorcycles and there's a motorcycle blocking our driveway
Starting point is 00:17:13 with the cop and we went out and talked to him, shoot the shit a little bit with the cop he's up there from Miami and you're going on, oh my God and I guess most of it had to do with the fact that night they were going to have a big shindig
Starting point is 00:17:26 out in West Palm where he was gun or whatever announced that he won. I mean in theory there's a story we had the assassination attempt But I played that golf course, Trump's golf course. I just don't get to Secret Service. I do not understand why in Pennsylvania there would be one rooftop
Starting point is 00:17:43 and they wouldn't have somebody watching that rooftop at all times. It's 150 yards from where he was speaking. That's like insanity to me. On the golf course, when you read about the guy who came by, and it's been like that all the way when he was president, etc. There's a fence and there's a sidewalk where people just walk by. There's a bus stop there. you can just sit there. That fence is 30 feet from the T on the sixth hole. I'm sorry, Secret
Starting point is 00:18:12 Service. You could just pull out a gun at any time. And they didn't even put a tarp up, so at least you couldn't see in there. I don't get that. That's astonishing to me. You write books and snipers and what they're capable of doing. I don't think it'd be that hard to take a shot at somebody. So you think about stuff like that, not that I want to kill any presidents. Well, yeah, neither of us do. I mean, lucky in that those guys know you, so I think that you could probably sell a convincing story about you not meaning anything by this particular thing. I'm a fiction writer, and I golfed with him two months ago. I'm not the guy. Although, wasn't there an impersonator of you that attracted the Secret Services attention at a hotel or something? There's some story like this.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Oh, it wasn't an impersonator. There's another guy down here in this town who, his name is James Patterson. I know him a little bit, and I'll see him every once in a restaurant or a bar or something. And he told me that he'll go places and people will go, are you the James Patterson? He said, yes, absolutely. I am the James Patterson. Why not? He might as well say that. In his world, he is the James Patterson. Any rate, so I had to go out with Clinton. We were getting pitched for people that want to produce the movie of the president is missing. So we were staying at a smaller part of one of the hotels out there, and the Secret Service liked it because it was smaller and they could control it a little better. So I arrived and try to check in and they go,
Starting point is 00:19:32 Oh, Mr. Patterson, would you just take a seat here? We'll be right with you. And about five minutes later, the Secret Service comes down, and they go, oh, no, no, that's James Patterson, the author. And the reason that they were suspicious of me is that the other James Patterson stays there, like once a month or something, and they thought he was the author. Right. So I come, and I'm going like, no, I'm the author, and they're like, uh-huh, I don't think so,
Starting point is 00:19:54 pal, because we know the author because he comes here every month. It wasn't an imposter. He was playing himself. But that must have been super embarrassing for him to be like, Yeah, no, I was just saying that because I have nothing better to. I can buy, you know, the James Patterson. Okay, yeah, God bless them. Putting shit on his room tab and he will stop impersonating you immediately.
Starting point is 00:20:14 This is true. Right, yeah, right, right. Good thinking. Well, they did. They gave me extra fruit and stuff. That was kind of nice, you know, because I was the inconvenienced downstairs, you know. Sure. And you got a story to tell.
Starting point is 00:20:24 It's worth it. For mangoes and a story, sure, why not? Oh, 100%. Listen, in the book, and there are a couple of those kinds of stories. I don't think this one is in the book. you know, it's interesting what price fame or whatever the hell it is. There's a little tiny restaurant. I'm actually going there tonight with my agent, but he's the other with my wife.
Starting point is 00:20:40 And so we got there one night, and there was about a couple minute wait for us. And the waiters, a very small place. He took us down the aisle, we winding down this little aisle. And this lady pops up. She goes, I know you. I go, hi. And she goes, you sold us our life insurance. Like, oh, man.
Starting point is 00:20:57 And she would not let go of it. She insisted. I know what's you. And I said, you know, lady. A little due respect, it isn't me, but I would never sell life insurance in Southern Florida. Or beach insure. I'm not selling your house on the ocean and must-south life insurance. Seems like not a good idea.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Weird thing is, a little later that same night, we sit down and they serve the appetizers. And somebody behind me goes, you're from Boston, right? And I turn around and he goes, oh, my God, you're Tom Clancy. Same night. I said, if I'm Tom Clancy, you're in big trouble because this means you're in heaven or hell, one of the two. Yeah, depending on how the food is, we'll tell you where you're at. You're listening to The Jordan Harbinger Show. We'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:22:19 How did you discover that you could actually write? I still haven't figured that one out. What I discovered was that I loved doing it. Okay. I had not been a big reader in high school. student because I wanted to get out of my hometown. And then my family moved to Massachusetts, and we were near this mental hospital, McLean, very famous. And I used to work a lot of nightships. I was getting money to pay for college. And I started going at the Cambridge. And then I started
Starting point is 00:22:47 writing stories. And I just loved it. I didn't know whether I was any good, but I loved doing it. And I would just write, right, right, right, right, right. When the first book came out, Thomas Berman number, famous writer, John D. McDonald gave Little Brown a blurb. And at the time, I'm like 26 years old. And he said that I'm quite sure that James Patterson wrote a million words before he started this book, which is a great quote. John D. McDonnell, smart guy. Reality of it as I hadn't because I hadn't been living that long, but it was a great compliment. He'd written story after story, and then I decided I'd try a novel, which I was lucky. Wow. I should have addressed this at the top of the show, but I think, is it 114 New York Times bestsellers? Are we up? Is that old
Starting point is 00:23:28 news? I have no idea. I don't know. I don't count. I don't know. They don't even care anymore. Yeah. And 67 of them or so started at number one. Surely that's a world record of some kind. Do you know that much? They're all Guinness World Records, and I know that, and they were a long time ago. So presumably they still are.
Starting point is 00:23:44 It's all fine, and it's nice, and I enjoy laughing at myself, so I smile at that. I don't take myself that seriously. Do you know how many were made into movies? I don't know how many. I mean, there were three Alex Crosses. We now had the series. There was a series for Women's Murder Club, which I hated. kids movie, a couple of documentaries,
Starting point is 00:24:04 Bilty Rich, big documentary. We just finished a documentary on the murders in Idaho before college students. And that's really a good documentary because it doesn't sensationalize. It just puts you there in that town and you feel it the way the people in the town felt it and still feel it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I'm really happy with the way that turned out. You mentioned there was a series, was it Women's Murder Club, which you hated? Yeah. How does that happen? I guess they don't consult you too much on how these go? No, I remember with, I think it was a long-cambe spider,
Starting point is 00:24:34 and they asked me, there's a character, Gary, S-O-N-E-J-I in the books. They said, how do you pronounce? I said, Saniji. So in the movie, of course, they call him Sonji, which is fine, but they asked, and then they could care less. It's gotten a little better lately.
Starting point is 00:24:51 With the cross stuff on Amazon, we talked a lot about it, and Ben Watkins's showrunner, wanted to do a new story as opposed to one of the books, and I was all for that. One of the things I don't like is somebody says they want to do one of the series Michael Bannard or something. And then they send me like an eight-page outline of the first book.
Starting point is 00:25:10 And I'm going like, okay, that doesn't seem very creative to me. I think there should be a difference usually between the book and the movie. So I like the fact that this is a brand new story. Yeah. And so when things go wrong, what usually goes wrong? The series that you didn't like, what happens? Women's Murder Club, everything went wrong with that. You look at it and a postman gets killed in the first scene.
Starting point is 00:25:33 You go, okay, am I supposed to care? And then they go and interview the postman's grandmother and the postman's uncle. And you go, seriously? And they go, yeah, because it's going to be the dialogue between the women. I'm going like, I don't know, man. I mean, that's a piece of it. But there's also a mystery story here. And that ain't it.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Right. So they sort of missed the point. Yeah. Plus, a couple of cast members really didn't like each other. Angie Harmon was one. And she was great, and she would call me pretty much every week and go, please help me. And a couple of the women, they were just bad news. It was painful.
Starting point is 00:26:06 And there's always ways to make these things work. All of the books, it's all problem solving. How do we solve that problem? I have a whole series, Walking my Combat Boots. We just did American Heroes about Medal of Honor winners. And Matt Eversman, who I deal with, Matt was the actual sergeant who was portrayed in the movie, Blackhawk Down. Great guy, good friend of mine, has seen a lot of combat. and I saw him doing some interviews with men and women who had been in combat,
Starting point is 00:26:32 and he'd get them to talk about it. And I was watching these interviews, and I went to him, I said, Matt, and I had the title, walking my combat boots. I'd like to do something, and the mission will be that if you've been in combat, you'd say Everett's been in Patterson got it right. And if you're one of these people that like the BS that you really understand things that you don't, you would read it and go, okay, I really didn't understand the military at all, and now I understand it a lot better.
Starting point is 00:26:56 But the problem was, okay, so Matt did most of the interviews. I did a few, but they're like 50-page interviews. That's not a book. And the problem solving was my saying to Matt, look, I want to turn these into five or six-page stories. So each person that's interviewed, you're going to get a sense for who that person is, why they went into the military, and then a couple of their stories that are going to really be really interesting to read.
Starting point is 00:27:20 So it's going to be a Pacey and read The American Heroes. Every single one of those stories could be a movie. It's just amazing. One of these guys was at E regime, but this was way back, obviously, World War II. And he had a flamethrower, and his flame thrower is 90-pound flamethrowerer. And he went running with this 90-pound thing, and he would go into these places where snipers were, and flamethrow the snipers. He did nine of these sniper outposts with a flamethrower on his back, and he had it reloaded every time. Oh, my God, it's unbelievable. And it's hard to come by now, duty, honors, things like that. and just go like, well, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I think we need a little bit. Sacrifice. We don't seem to want to sacrifice. Well, we've become pretty greedy, I think, about stuff. This is interesting. It's the kind of thing you can get you in trouble. But part of it is stop thinking that the government or the president's going to solve all your problems. Dude, take some responsibility for your life. You did some of this to yourself.
Starting point is 00:28:17 You got to sit there and go, okay, I screwed up a little bit. And not all on the government. There always been problems. We always want to think that could be a whole lot better. better. And, well, we'll get a new president. I'll solve it. Or we'll get a new coach for our team. I don't solve it. It might. This is quite a time to be discussing this few days post-election for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try not to get too much into politics. I didn't get into it that much here in terms of where I sit on things. But I don't particularly like listening to entertainers
Starting point is 00:28:45 on television who sit there and really go on and on and on. I mean, sing a song or something, do what you do. But they have the right to do it. But it always come from like they really, really know. because they've been talking to people who really know. And obviously, nobody really knows. I mean, one of the weird things about this election is nobody was out there interviewing, not much anyway, or the TV shows, you watch all these shows with all their interviewers. I didn't see a whole lot of Latinos there. And Latinos were really the key, and that's 12, 14 percent of the country now.
Starting point is 00:29:15 And folks, we're these smart people paying attention to this, which probably made the difference in the election. I think so. Yeah, I think so for sure. You're right. I don't get too much into politics on this show either just because I think people need a break from it. You can find it literally anywhere. Maybe I can tune into Jordan and Jordan won't shove something down my throat. I'm always just sort of like, okay, let's keep a refuge from the drama. Before I forget, I heard Hollywood wanted to make one of your most popular main characters, Alex Cross, who we've mentioned before. They wanted to make him a white dude. So this is an awkward question, but why do you think they wanted to do that? This was back a while ago. Right now, obviously, it's a different thing in Hollywood. And at the time, I didn't have a lot of money. And it was a million dollars on the table. And I said, no, can do. Sorry, you can't do it. And I had to walk away. But part of it with Alex was I grew up in a town, real blue collar, a pretty heavy black population. I played a lot of basketball. So that was another connect. And my grandparents had a very small restaurant. And the chef cook was a black woman. And she was having problems with their husband, and she moved in with our family for a couple of years. And during that period, I spent a lot of time with her family, and they were funny and smart, and the music was good, and the food was great. And I like being with her family better than be with my family. But that's a little bit of
Starting point is 00:30:32 where the cross-failing came from. They're not based on that family, but that's a little of that, but that's at least part of what started to cross stuff. Sure. And later, that role was played by Morgan Freeman, so amazing, iconic kind of thing. You used to write as a copy. So I've been cleaned for over 25 years now. I don't know why you bring that up, you bastard. No, I'm just trying to celebrate your sobriety or whatever we're calling. Thank you. Thank you. But you did keep that day job for, was it, a couple of decades? Yeah, it was a long time. 24 to 24 years to an overnight success, I guess, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one ad that you wrote, I think you were recruiting writers and you wrote an ad. That was when I was running the New York
Starting point is 00:31:15 office and I just taken it over. And some of the offices were quite good. The New York office was quite bad. And you couldn't get people in there. So I'm running the creative department and we can't hire anybody because nobody wants to come work there. So once again, it's this problem solution thing. And I did an ad right if you want work. And it was six questions. And there were questions like it listed the ingredients on a, you know, baked beans. And they're terrible ingredients. And it just said make it sound mouth watering, you know, stuff like. And you could read the six answers in three or four, five minutes, and you could tell immediately whether that person A could write and B could solve problems. I see.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Because it wasn't like hide from the problem by being as smartiest writer. It was like, no, you've got to solve the problem. You know, sell a telephone system to a Trappist Monks who don't speak. And I'm actually doing a non-fiction book right now, which deals with that kind of thing, solving problems in innovative ways. What does writing ads teach you about writing novels or about writing anything? What it taught me was there's an audience. You go in there and your kid and you go, oh, geez, I can do this. Stand there on my head. And you give them an idea and they test it
Starting point is 00:32:24 and nobody paid any attention. And you go, oh, okay, this is not as simple as I thought it was. But that whole idea of an audience, it relates to book covers, which I get involved in the book jacket thing. And I have a simple thing about book covers that you need to notice it and it needs to motivate you. So it's an easy way to look at and go like, I wouldn't notice this on a bookstand.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Okay, next. Yeah. And then I notice it, but it doesn't turn me on at all about this particular mystery or whatever the heck it is. A related thing. When I was in advertising, I used to address the first year people. And I would get up there and say, I can tell you the secret to making a million dollars a year or some nice sum in advertising.
Starting point is 00:33:06 And it really is relatively simple. And I'd call up somebody and they would give me this cream pie. And I would stand there holding this cream pie in front of 100 or so. first year people. And then I would call somebody up from the audience. And I would sit there holding the pie and they're standing next to me and I'm looking at them and holding the pie. And I said, well, here's how it goes. I gave the pie to your person I said, hit me. They hit me in the face of the cream pie. And I said, here's the secret. Hit them in the face with a cream pie. And while you have their attention, say something smart, that's it. No cream pie. They didn't even notice it. So forget about it.
Starting point is 00:33:40 You're just talking to yourself. And if you don't say something smart, once you get their attention, it's irrelevant. And that's it. Hit them in no cream pie, no sale, and nothing motivational, no sale. And you're just standing there with a cream pie on your face, given this lesson. 100%. And licking it a little, eating little cream pie. Calories don't count if it's stuck to your face. I know also with ads, one sentence has to flow into the next one. There's limited space. Each sentence has to be there for a reason. Does that affect how you write your novels? I mean, you have plenty of space when you write now. It's a little bit different story. No, it should. And on another scale, the whole thing about chapters flowing into chapters.
Starting point is 00:34:19 One of the things you always like to do at the end of the chapter is they must turn that next page. Bill Goldman, I'm just to be reading Marathon, man. He's so good at that. And it was a good movie, but the book is so much better. It's just every single chapter. The writing is just wonderful, so entertaining, and he just keeps sucking you in and surprising you, every single chapter. That's what the really good ones do. What gave you the initial courage back in, was it 1996, to leave a good career in advertising and then go do something where almost nobody succeeds, actually? I already was succeeding, so I had some bestsellers, so I knew I was semi-comfortable. That's also one of the stories in a biography where I had a house on the ocean in the Jersey shores. It wasn't a mansion, but it was a nice house.
Starting point is 00:35:05 And it was a Sunday, and I had to go back to New York to do some advertising crap. And I'm like, oh, man, I hate this. I was on the Jersey Turnpike of one of the roads going north, and it was like five mile an hour traffic. It was hideous. And I'm on that road, and I don't want to go back to New York anyway. It's a beautiful day. I just left the beach. And it's like 1 o'clock in the afternoon or something. And on the other side of the road, like about every 15 seconds, a car went by. Woosh. Another 10th. Wush. And I watched this for about an hour or so. And here was this object lesson. And it occurred to me that I'm on the wrong damn side of the highway. And my whole life
Starting point is 00:35:46 is on the wrong side of the highway. And I got to get on the other side, not the side that's going into New York at five miles an hour, to some place that I don't want to go to, the other side, where cars are going at whatever speed they want to go, and they're going where they want to go. And that's when I decided. And within a week, I told the guy that I worked for, I said, look, I'm going to give you time to replace me, even though I'm irreplaceable. But I'm gone. Are you want more money? No, I don't want more money, but I'm going to leave. I was going to say he probably tried to give you a raise. You're lucky it was back then because now they'll be like, what if we let you work remotely? That's how they keep you now.
Starting point is 00:36:21 You're right. But I think he got it and he did let me go. He's still a good friend, which is nice. I know that you, at least back in those days, we'd get up early and right, like five o'clock in the morning. You probably don't have to get up then now. I do. Really? I still get up at 5.30-ish, yeah. You mentioned some imposter syndrome, feeling a little bit like a, fraud. They're going to find out I'm not supposed to be as successful as I am. Do you still have that? No, I don't think I ever had it big time. But the first book that I wrote Thomas Barham now was turned down by, I don't know, 31 publishers, then like a year finally picks up and it wins an Edgar. And I was working at Jay Walter in advertising. I got this call from this woman. She said,
Starting point is 00:37:03 this is a mystery writer's American. Your first book has been nominated for an Edgar in the best first mystery. And I said, oh, my God, that's really great. When's a day? And she told me, I said, I can't go. I don't know why, but I said, I said, I can't go. And she said, no, no, no, no, you've been nominated. I said, I know, I heard you, but I can't go. And she said, no, you have to go. You won.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I said, okay, well, I'm going to go to somehow. You want, yeah, exactly. But the weird thing was, so I get there. I brought my parents. This was so cool. I'm 26 years old, 27 maybe. And I still, I sat in the audience, I go, maybe she lied to me just to get me there. Oh, clever.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Super disappointing, but clever. Well, in other words, there were still some tension. And, anyway, when I got up, my whole speech was, I guess I'm a writer now. Huh. That must have killed. Yeah, right. They never stopped clapping. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:37:49 But what I meant by it was, especially in those days, if you told somebody you're at a bar and you're meeting a nice girl, what do you're a writer? Oh, if you published anything, no. And they just immediately walk away. Nowadays, you could say, oh, I published on the Internet or something. Oh, that's interesting. But in those days, you were considered a fraud. If you call yourself a writer and you hadn't been published.
Starting point is 00:38:08 It doesn't work for podcasters. If you tell somebody you're a podcaster, they rightfully chuckle to themselves and then ask which basement you live in, your mothers or your fathers. Well, the worst thing is that they say, I am too. Let me tell you about mine. Oh, yeah, you're right. That is worse. It's funny you had trouble getting published, man.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Every successful author always mentions how hard it was to get anyone to believe in them. Yeah, John Grisham, his first book, which I think is still one of his best, a time to kill. And none of the big publishers wanted it. He sold it to a small publisher in New Jersey. And then I think his next one might have been the firm. And then everybody wanted that one. And he broke out big time. But the first one, nothing.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Yeah, Ellen Hildebrandt. She had a lot of trouble in the beginning. Baldacci wrote about hundreds of stories. Couldn't get published. Yeah, I never sold a short story. The first thing I sold was a book with a full-end novel, yeah. What keeps you going? Did you ever start to think maybe they're right?
Starting point is 00:39:06 My book is not worth publishing after all? No. No. No, I think you're good stories. I am confident that I'm a good storyteller, the end. And I'm still driven in a big way because I always hope the next one will be the best one or one that I really like. I have a series with Mike Lupica, who's become one of my best friends, sports writer, Hall of Fame. He was on ESPN, the sports reporter show for about 20 years. And we have a series. Jane Smith is elite character. And I think that it's the best character since Alice Cross that I've done, I think. Okay. The initial thing was going to do, three books. It was going to be 12 months to live, eight months to live, four months to live because she gets a death sentence in the first book. And just the way Jane is, Jane Effing Smith, that was going to be the first title. She had been a cop briefly, and then she was a private investigator briefly, and now she's a defense attorney. She's never lost. She curses in court.
Starting point is 00:39:59 She's a really interesting, funny, prances around it because she's a really cool character. And when she gets the 12 months from the doctor, she negotiates it up to 16 months. So whatever. That's the spirit of it. But it's just been so much fun creating that character. Renee Zellinger has signed on to play it. She'll be great. We sold it to HBO Maramax. And one of the writers from Mickey Johnson, who's a writer on Ozark, and then on the presumed innocent, the newest version of that, she's great writer. David Kelly is involved. So I am hopeful that will be not just a series, but a really good series. Yeah, I guess you never know. I suppose. Have you ever had writers block? Have you ever been like,
Starting point is 00:40:37 wow, just nothing's coming into my brain. Yeah, I did the first love of my life who died in her 30s. And after that, I could not write. I tried to write, to this day, I don't remember the title. I don't remember anything about the book. And eventually I shredded and people go, no, you didn't. I said, yeah, I did. I knew it was awful.
Starting point is 00:40:56 So it wasn't writer's block, but it was. I just could not do it. I don't even know why. I mean, there was something dead in my brain. There's no imagination there. They just couldn't do what it had been doing. One other time, I had a little operation, and they say sometimes after you've had an operation, there were a couple of weeks when I was fuzzy and foggy, and I really couldn't write well.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I was sort of like, okay, this is not good. Oh, from anesthesia? So now no anesthesia. No, just cut me, Doc. Yeah, is this going to be forever? All right, give me the anesthesia. Okay. Yeah, no, just give me a couple Tylenol, man.
Starting point is 00:41:32 A few. Yeah, that's scary. That would be like, you're not going to be able to talk for a few days, and then three weeks on, I'm like, how many days did you say this is going to be? Yeah, a few. Yeah, that would not work for me. I can't imagine that feeling. You're listening to The Jordan Harbinger Show. We'll be right back. If you like this episode of the show, I invite you to do what other smart and considerate listeners do, which is take a moment and support those who make this show possible. All of the deals, discount codes, and ways to support this podcast are searchable and clickable over at Jordan Harbinger.com slash deals. You can also use the AI chat. on the website, Jordan Harbinger.com slash AI. You can ask that thing just about anything, including promo codes. And if you can't remember the name of a sponsor, you can't find the code, there's a problem with the code, whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Shoot me an email, Jordan at Jordan Harbinger.com. I am more than happy to surface those codes for you whenever I can. It is that important that you support those who support the show. And now, back to the show. I suppose it must certainly happen where you run into a little bit of a block, and it sounds like you jump into something else. Very simple. One of two things.
Starting point is 00:42:34 One, I just go to the next chapter or two chapters. later, just write TBD for that chapter number, meaning the next time I'm around or the next time I'm around, because I'm a big rewriter. And sometimes you just go, okay, this is going to become a paragraph leading off a chapter. What had been, was going to be, and it's okay, and that's the solution or the best that I can come up with. Your agent most loves that when he gets a manuscript. He's like, TBD for the next three chapters and then you jump ahead. Let me fill those in for you. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll clean them up before I put. it in, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:08 You're big on literacy, obviously. Thanks for that. I think more of us need to be big on literacy. But you're also big on, I think you've coined this term thinkeracy, which resonates well with me, teaching people how to think. It's the mission of the show, actually. Yeah. Oh, kids, kids, please.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Your kid comes home. How is school? What are you going to do this? Yeah, I don't know. And in school, man, well, what could you do? You could write, you could read, you could play soccer, you could rob a liquor store. So many possibilities. but just getting him in that habit of, you know, getting past that first thought and or the blank screen.
Starting point is 00:43:42 If they did that in school every single class or at least one class a day, just getting them used to going to the next step. This whole thing of first impression, first impression is frequently wrong and screwed up, messed up. How many people have you met in your first impression? You really, you got it all wrong. They were okay. They were shy. All the time. I'm a judgy SOB.
Starting point is 00:44:02 That's my problem. I'm a judgy guy. So I always get it wrong. I have to be open to that. Well, if you know it then, but then at least you can come back and go, I'm going to give you another chance. Yeah. And then you go, oh, no, I was right the first time. Get lost. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:15 How do you improve thinkeracy inside your home? What did you do with your own kids? Or what did you do with your own kids? Well, we just have one Jack. We tried to do that. And the thing with Jack, a piece of it was trying to get him comfortable and understanding what the core of himself is. okay, I understand the acne problem and the hair, all that stuff, but that stuff doesn't matter. And we have sympathy for it, but just reminding you of who you are
Starting point is 00:44:42 and getting comfortable with that. I went to play in the NBA. Well, that's nothing happening. I know one woman, and she went to a CC college to golf rather than an Ivy League college, and you go, seriously, lady, you're not going on the tour. But kids will do that, and they'll go to a not terribly good college. They could have gone to a lot better one, because they all with the sport.
Starting point is 00:45:04 And if you got a chance to go to the NFL, I guess, but otherwise, I don't know about that. And I had a little of that myself in terms of, I want to go play ball and really? Yeah, it's hard, right? We want our kids to be happy. We want them to follow their interests, but we also want them to be gainfully employed at some point in their life.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Now, okay, so your outlines are 50 to 80 pages you mentioned, also that you use a pencil because you like to erase. No computer. Is that still the case? Yeah, I'm on a computer right here in front of you, but there is a computer, and I will use it for some research and stuff like that, but not to write. Gotcha. Yeah, it's pencil and pad.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Yeah, there's pads all over this office. And around the office, there are all these ledges and whatever, and there are, I don't know how many. I'm going to say 30 live projects right now, 29, 30, something like that. So if you get stuck, you just move to the next chapter or even a different book. So if that's what happens, do you have a zillion partially written book manuscripts laying around the house? No. So you said, usually I will get it the next time. And if I don't, the next time of the time after that, I will just figure out a way to eliminate. Gotcha. I was thinking you're going to be like Tupac releasing a new album every year after you've been dead for 20 years.
Starting point is 00:46:14 2065, James Patterson at the top of the New York Times list once again. The new, right. Because we opened up a sock drawer. Founded at the bottom of his sock drawer, three unpublished. Right, right, right, yeah. The thing which, one of the books I have coming out next year, we're all aware of this now. A lot of males in the country are really in a lot of trouble. They feel displaced and lost and irritated and angry, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And this is a book that will help them become better dads. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I'm not going to go into it too much. Maybe we can talk about some other time. There's going to be around Father's Day. I read everything I could find on it and then talked to hundreds of dads about tricks of the trade. Just to be one little example, it wasn't little in my life. The only time I remember getting a hug from my father was on his deathbed. one page in the thing, and it's a short book, is just hugs, and the importance of hugs.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Every day that Jack, when he was a kid, and when he comes home now, he gets a hug every day. That's the deal. One of my friends, this kids played football in high school, and we were over at their house for dinner one night. My friend's a teacher, high school teacher. And after dinner, the boys were heading out the front door, and he goes, well, you guys think you're going.
Starting point is 00:47:20 And he goes, we're going out, man. He said, come here. He pulled him over, and he made him give him a hug before they went out. And I said, I always remember, I said, I'm going to do that, man. I'm going to do that. That's a great thing. Yeah. Big boys, too. Big boys and men need hugs, too, man.
Starting point is 00:47:34 There's nothing wrong with that. I'm a firm believer in that myself. I think it's a great idea to give your kid a hug every single day, no matter how old they are. Before I forget, I want to wrap up some of the tactical creation stuff. You craft the bones of the chapter first, and I've heard you never polish the chapter before the book is starting to really take shape and be done. And is the logic here that if you polish something too much, you might not want to get rid of it, even if you really should? Yeah, that's one of the big things. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Oh, but those two paragraphs, they really don't, they shouldn't be there. Or that chap, oh, my God, no. Like the hummingbird book I talked about. Yeah, you get the sunk cost fallacy. And writers are like that. Oh, that sentence. It's so beautiful. Yeah, but it really doesn't fit, man. And there's a lot of stuff like that. I don't think people would like me as an editor because I'd be cutting a lot of stuff out. Yeah. You know what? I understand, though, what's that showbiz saying, kill your darlings? Sometimes you got to do that. I do that with show notes. Oh, this story is so funny, but it's not the time. Well, even, you know, with CEOs and stuff, when my editor became the head of Little Brown, and I said to my editor, I said, Michael, one of the things you want to consider doing, you sit down, and the night before you've done your to-do list, the 20 things you've got to do, when you go in the next morning, the first thing you do is cross off 10 other things. In like 30 seconds, you've cut your workload in half because you're prioritizing and cutting out stuff that really didn't
Starting point is 00:48:58 need to get done that you nervously or foolishly put down there. That's the story of my life. My to-do list is an exercise in futility a lot of the time, and it's a lot of stuff in there is designed to keep me busy and away from the actual work that matters. That's a whole separate topic. Make sure you research the best screen cover for your Apple Watch, like just meaningless tasks, meaningless. You've met a lot of amazing people, president, celebrities. And some of these stories, I have to say, are pretty odd. Warren Beatty sending someone to meet you in a restaurant and he was in the restaurant just watching you. And then the Tom Cruise thing? Yeah. And I'm sure Warren's a very nice guy. And yeah, it was weird, though.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I can't remember whether there's an agent. I think it was his agent. He said, Warren would really like to meet with him. I said, oh, that'd be great. I'd love to meet with Warren. But he's terrific. Bonnie and cry, blah, blah, blah. And then he walked over, like about 10 minutes. I'm like, okay. It's so weird. Okay. Didn't want to get rejected. So it was a little strange, whatever it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the Tom Cruise? The Tom Cruise, that was just hilarious. So we have the same age in creative artists.
Starting point is 00:50:01 We're sort of on different levels. Oh, I'm at CIA, too. God knows what rung I'm on if you're on a lower rung than Tom Cruise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At any rate, New York Times had done a thing on the cover of the magazine. And CIA said, well, Com Cruise had loved to meet with you. I was out in L.A. And I said, yeah, it'd be great.
Starting point is 00:50:19 And they said, just stay in your room and stay by your phone. and okay, fine. So eventually a call came in and they said, okay, now the driver's downstairs, but don't tell them where you're going. I said, okay, fine. So I go down to the car and we drive, not far from the hotel, and they pull up to the gate, the driver goes, oh, this is Tom Cruise's house. I go, yes, it is. And he was great. In those days, he was still with, I forget her name, the wife and a little girl. She was on his lap for 10, 15 minutes, the first woman got together. and she was delightful, very sweet, nice, behaved, da-da-da. You could tell that they were very close at that point.
Starting point is 00:50:56 And he was terrific. He's not that short. He had a big basketball court in the front of his house. And it was a really nice experience. Tom Cruise, not that short. People love to focus on that. Like, he's only five, six, or whatever. I don't know how Cole he was, but it didn't occur to me when I were meeting with him.
Starting point is 00:51:11 He was engaging. You listen. Some people did really good listeners, which is nice. Hillary Clinton's a really good listener. The first time we went out to dinner, the Clintons, it was about three hours because we just blah, blah, blah, blah, everywhere. But Hillary was so warm, friendly, funny, and a listener, man, the people that handled her really just screwed up royally because they needed to get this out because that's more who she is. She's not really comfortable in a crowd, I guess. She has trouble showing the real person.
Starting point is 00:51:47 But it was really interesting. I like her. I like both of them, but I was a little surprised at how Mormon Bunny Hillary is. Yeah, that is surprising. That's not the brand most people. You know, she's smart. Right. I've heard that you put your favorite products in your books to get free stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:04 That's a little bit of a joke. Oh, it's a joke. I was going to say, I do that with this podcast all the time. Usually while drinking an ice cold, spin drift flavored water, delicious. It didn't work very well. Usually it does. I'll get these things. I'll get ice cream and pens and all the pencils and.
Starting point is 00:52:16 But no, nobody picked up on the, yeah, I do that in the substack. Wednesday and substack is free Wednesdays and a giveaway shit. Use pencils where I've been chewing the eraser and stuff. Good stuff. Useful, you know, yeah. There's people out there that are going to try and use those chewed up erasers to clone you someday. Just throw on that out there. Yeah, well, I won't care at that point.
Starting point is 00:52:39 It's like legacies, I don't care. Buildings named after me, no, I don't care. Do you still write 360 days a year? Pretty much. I don't know the exact number, but yeah, it's 350-some, yeah, whatever it is. It's rare that I don't write. What stops you from writing? Usually something that came up.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I'm traveling somewhere or something, you know. But if I'm traveling from on a plane, I'll always write. I don't remember the last time, to be honest with you. Maybe it is 365 days a year. Yeah, wow. It's a lot. Yeah, that's impressive. I know that you finished a book that was being written by the late great Michael Crichton,
Starting point is 00:53:13 who did Jurassic Park and everything, and his wife brought the book to you to finish it, which is a really cool honor, I would imagine. Part of it was, I'm big fan. I read pretty much everything that Michael Crichton had written, including his nonfiction travels, which is a really cool nonfiction that he wrote about. Harvard, a lot of people don't know his story, but Michael went to Harvard undergraduate, and when he graduated, his father said, where are you going to go? And he said, I'd be a writer.
Starting point is 00:53:38 His father said, don't be ridiculous. So Michael went back and he went to med school. And then he wrote two or three books. I think he'd written some undergraduate under pseudonyms. And when he graduated from med school, he'd already written Adromeda Strain and it'd sold for a bunch of money. So he never practiced medicine. So he went to med school and never practiced.
Starting point is 00:53:56 At any rate, they came to me with partial manuscript. And I said, would you like to finish? I said, I don't know. Let me read what he wrote. I read it and I went, oh, yeah, there's a cool. There were like two ticking clocks. One was potentially the worst volcano ever to happen in the Hawaiian Islands. And then there was something even worse buried on this island.
Starting point is 00:54:16 So there were two clocks saying, well, yeah, yeah, this would be cool. And he hadn't laid out at all like what was going to happen at a volcano or the other thing. But I loved the idea of finishing because it was a good story. And I wanted to know what the hell is going to happen at the end. But also, I had really written anything with a lot of science in it. So suddenly I had it put a lot of science in the book. And so I got a researcher. it teaches at the University of Anchorage, Alaska, Elizabeth from Alaska.
Starting point is 00:54:42 So she became my researcher. And we would go back and forth. And I'd say, here's what I'm thinking. And she'd go, I don't think that could ever happen. And then the next day she'd call up and go, I can make that work. Nice. Yeah, it was. It was very cool. How do you balance honoring Michael Crichton's legacy with adding your own style to a collaboration like this, where your collaborators literally not with us? Legacy was the biggest thing to me. And Sherry, his widow, was pregnant with her son when he died, so he never met his son. So that was a big thing also with the son that he would take some pride in the book, which his father had started and never finished. So that
Starting point is 00:55:17 was the big part. And the thing that I'm proudest of in the book is I defy anybody to figure out where Michael stopped and I started. And I think that's pretty cool, the fact that I think it's pretty seamless. That's cool. I'm happy. It is a cool honor. And look, I know we're running short on time. your newest book, American Heroes, is available now. And I know that because I was just in an airport, and if you set foot in any airport, you can't miss it. I'm getting it for my dad. He just had a hip replacement, and he loves this kind of stuff. Speaking of covers that stand out, it's really well designed.
Starting point is 00:55:49 It's quite timely because I think a lot of people are having the patriotism conversation now. But also, we need heroes. And one of the things about the military, and it's very true in this book in American Heroes, but also walk in my combat boots. the military is about we, not me. And one of the things I think we need to get back to a bit more is we, whatever your party is, whatever the deal is, it just has to be more we rather than just me. And as they said, it's very readable American heroes. You can do a lot of things in life that are just small heroic things to do. Just do the right thing.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Just do the right thing? Look, I'm thinking easier said than done, but not necessarily sometimes. It's tough in this day and age, I think, for people to live their veerable. values because there's a lot of pushback, especially depending on how loud you live in those values. Well, and a lot of people, they look out there and go, well, everybody's doing it. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. That does make it more of a challenge, but maybe it shouldn't. James, thank you so much for doing the show. I know I'm honored just be sitting here with you today, and I appreciate your time. Cool. All right. I hope it turns out good for you. Thank you, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:56:49 It was a pleasure. Yeah, this was fun. Join us as Mustafa Suleiman. Microsoft AI CEO discusses the pivotal role of artificial intelligence in shaping the future, from job automation to national security. We are a technological species. From the beginning of time, we have been manipulating the environment to reduce our suffering, and that is the purpose of a tool. But a tool has always been inanimate, whereas now I think the profound shift that we're going through is that we're sort of giving rise to these new phenomena that I hesitate to call a tool because it has these amazing properties to be able to create and produce and invent way beyond and disconnect to what we've actually directed it to do.
Starting point is 00:57:35 But now we've really crossed this moment, this threshold, where now computers can increasingly talk our language, and that is just mind-blowing. People are still not fully absorbing how completely nuts that is. We want AI to solve our big problems in the world. We want it to help us tackle climate change and improve drugs and improve healthcare and give us self-driving cars.
Starting point is 00:58:01 And we want to solve these massive problems that we have in the world of trying to feed 8 billion people and growing and so on, right? So that's going to change what it means to be human. It's going to change society in a very fundamental way. It will change work and so on. It's been such a privilege to be creating and making and building at a time like this. Almost 15 years in the field now thinking about the consequences of AI and trying to build it so that it delivers on the upsides. And it's just a surreal time to be alive. to explore the critical, ethical, societal, and geopolitical challenges AI poses in the 21st century
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