The Jordan Harbinger Show - 1235: Oobah Butler | A Trickster Turns Deception Into Art and Insight
Episode Date: November 6, 2025Social engineer Oobah Butler joins us to explain how fake fame, false reviews, and algorithmic nonsense shape the world we trust.Full show notes and resources can be found here: jordanharbing...er.com/1235What We Discuss with Oobah Butler:Oobah Butler gained fame for turning his garden shed into London's top-rated restaurant on TripAdvisor — exposing how easily online platforms can be manipulated.His fake reviews and staged photos revealed how public consensus often overrides reality as people trusted digital hype over their own senses.Later projects, like selling bottled Amazon driver urine as an "energy drink," highlighted how corporations and algorithms fail to prevent absurd or unethical outcomes.His undercover work in Amazon warehouses exposed inhumane conditions, unrealistic expectations, and the human cost of convenience.Oobah shows that curiosity, creativity, and bold experimentation can uncover hidden truths — reminding us that challenging systems with humor and insight is a learnable, powerful form of critical thinking.And much more...And if you're still game to support us, please leave a review here — even one sentence helps! Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course!Subscribe to our once-a-week Wee Bit Wiser newsletter today and start filling your Wednesdays with wisdom!Do you even Reddit, bro? Join us at r/JordanHarbinger!This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: The Cybersecurity Tapes: Listen here: thecybersecuritytapes.comCaldera + Lab: 20% off: calderalab.com/jordan, code JORDANChime: Open an account in two minutes: chime.com/jhsCookUnity: Premium meals for life: cookunity.com/jordanfree or code JORDANFREENutrafol: $10 off 1st month: nutrafol.com, code JORDANSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Today's guest is a human glitch in the matrix, British filmmaker, Prankster, certified chaos entrepreneur,
Uber Butler. He's the guy who turned a literal garden shed into London's top-rated restaurant,
built a best-selling Amazon product out of, well, piss, really, and launched businesses that
make lawyers and PR people cry into their policy manuals generally. He's also tried, and sometimes
failed spectacularly to turn internet mayhem into real cash, meme coins, sportswear lines run by kids,
and a documentary or two that force you to squirm and then laugh for both at the same time.
He calls what he does, performance art set up as a scam.
I call it bold, ethically complicated, and one of the best seats in the house to study how modern bullshit really spreads.
I really enjoyed Uba's company.
I think he's an awesome guy.
I really enjoyed this conversation.
And today we're talking strategy, how to game reviews, how people game platforms, where the law stops, how the loopholes begin,
and what these stunts tell you about truth in the Internet age.
We'll also hear, of course, the human side, why he does it, what he's learned, and whether there's any line that he just won't cross.
Stick around. This one is weird and smart and messy in all the best ways I can think of.
Here we go with Uba Butler.
How would you describe what you do because you're a filmmaker, you're a writer,
but that sounds way boring compared to what you're social media provocateur.
But that makes it sound like you're an influencer, which sucks too.
Yeah, I don't know. I quite like social engineer.
Yeah, that's fair.
We've got a mutual friend, John Levy.
He's a behavioral scientist, but it's weird how often we find common ground.
we're talking about.
Oh, yeah.
So there's a lot of that going on.
But then also, I don't hate it when people say a comedian,
but I'm not a comedian.
You don't do like stand-up sets.
No, no, no.
It's its own thing.
You don't like comedy films.
Yeah, it's tough then.
People will often say journalists and people will often say comedian.
And I don't really think I'm either, but I'm simultaneously a little bit of both.
Social engineer, writer, filmmaker.
Yeah.
It's either good for your career slash tough for your career to not be in a specific category, right?
Because if you're a comedian, like, there's kind of a path.
Yeah, there is.
Do a bunch of clubs, make sure.
you moved to New York, try and book bigger clubs, open for somebody famous, knock it out of the
park, dot, dot, Mattis Square Garden, yeah, right?
But for certain creative niches, it's funny because John Levy is the one who told me this.
He's like, how you doing?
This is years ago.
I was like, I don't know.
I don't know what's next in my career.
And he's like, that's fine because you're in a creative career.
There's not like a path that you follow.
And I was like, that's a really good point.
It's different if you're a comic and you're playing open mic nights and it's 10 years into
your career and you're like, I'm not moving up.
But if you're like a podcaster or whatever the hell, is your show shrinking?
If no, you're doing pretty well, I guess.
Are you starving?
Are your kids begging for food outside?
If no, ding, you're doing fine.
You're on a bad about the 99% of the people.
You're in the top 1% if you can pay your rent and the police aren't coming after you for panhandling.
So you're in kind of that bucket too, I guess.
Yeah.
Okay, your stuff's on vice.
You're making your own films.
I saw the latest one where you, quote, unquote, made a million dollars in 90 days.
I want to talk about that a little bit, but you've done some shenanigans.
Sweatshop run by kids, fake restaurant, using Amazon's return policy to fill potholes.
We'll get into all that.
It's like performance art set up is a little bit of a scam that you use to expose something dark or uncomfortable about society.
Is that fair?
That's a really generous read of it.
I suppose, like, as I've started with Vice, and it's gone on a little bit of a journey as I've gotten a bit older to have more explicit meaning to it,
You know what I mean?
Like explicit things that I get interested with.
Maybe at the start it was just nihilistic and fun.
And now I've hoped to like keep the atmosphere around it of that,
but have more of a point that I'm trying to explore.
Okay.
You start off as let me just embarrass other people and put it on vice
and then it becomes deeper meaning in society.
Yeah.
Let's like social critique.
If Banksy was just like, I just wanted to spray paint my name on a bathroom stall.
No, no, no.
Here's a critique on the war in Gaza or something.
Let's start with the fake restaurant.
So you used to have a job writing fake reviews on TripAdvisor.
Yeah.
How was that a job, by the way?
I moved down to London and I just started taking gigs.
There was a website at the time that connected people with Third Pie writing jobs.
And one of the ones that came up was restaurants who wanted people to leave positive reviews
to influence their ranking on TripAdvisor, which is basically Yelp, which was interesting to me.
and as I'd worked in restaurants and in bars,
and I already knew that people who worked in those environments
would reference the ranking.
If someone who came in who had an issue with the place,
they was like unhappy,
they would often threaten like,
well, we're going to leave a bad review.
I knew that it had a power to it, the ranking, the reviews.
So then later to be someone who was being paid to fabricate positive reviews
for restaurants to improve their ranking
and therefore probably inform whether people were going to go,
there and how they felt about it. It wasn't like something I did loads of and that I lived off,
put my kids through college, right, and fake, no, I did it on the side as part of a load of
different, I used to write clickbait news. That was kind of one that came later, which was also
useful. Yeah, now news organizations write clickbait. Yeah, exactly. The whole ideation,
the coming up of an idea, I think it's helpful to have your eye on that, because ultimately,
if you want to get people to even be able to discuss your work and communicate about it easily or whatever,
if you can make it easy for them,
it's more likely to have an impact and spread.
So that clickbait thing,
it feels hacky to talk about clickbait,
but it's a useful scale.
You're not wrong.
There's a whole science behind realizing
that journalists are really busy
slash sometimes really lazy,
depending on which bucket they're in.
So if you do most of their work for them,
they'll do more for you.
So I remember a long time ago,
somebody was like,
we're going to do something for a news organization,
and I was like,
here's our website,
here's some of the stuff we do.
the publicist at Sirius XM Radio, I called her, and I was like, how does this look for a media kid?
She's like, no, no, no.
Write, like, the whole article for you, basically.
And then they'll edit it in their voice.
And I remember writing whole articles about my business and being like, here's something to give you inspiration.
And then what they would publish would be like that with their byline on it in a few additional sentences and maybe each paragraph, but generally not.
And like another paragraph at the end that sort of wraps it all together in the, the,
style of whatever publication it was.
And I was like, this person spent maybe 20 minutes on this, probably half that.
The churn of the people call it the word is content.
The churn of that I always found interesting.
And under how much pressure people are in to produce a volume of stuff means that I suppose
that stuff makes sense.
Or maybe it's a little naive to even think about it in the content terms.
Maybe it's always been like that.
I don't know.
But yeah, no, you're 100% right.
And in that my new film, I end up paying for a Forbes article in.
that. Yeah. That's right.
Was it like Forbes, Georgia?
Like, not the state, the country of Georgia, right?
Exactly. But the vertical, you know, exists on there.
If you search up my net, it's now been ingested probably by chat GPT and everything.
Yeah, and it just says Forbes. It doesn't say like Forbes asterisk, by the way, this isn't
the official one. Like when Forbes Sri Lanka is too expensive, Forbes, Georgia has your back.
But it was like me writing the head, like me writing business genius, Super Butler.
And, you know, that was kind of exploring and something that I find intrigued.
about that. But yeah, it was one of many jobs that I did writing fake reviews about restaurants,
positive ones. And it also, as you say, the start of this process of beginning to question
slightly these platforms which we all considered to be completely trustworthy and people
curate their lives based on consensus, right? Like, I think you're either one or two types of
people, you're either pay attention to consensus or you're like critic opinions. Like I'm a sucker
for like the wire cutter website
where I'm a sucker for it.
Like, oh, there's these group of experts
have all tried this thing
and they've not been paid.
They're not corrupt.
They've all tried these pillows.
I'm going to buy the pillow.
I mean, so I'm part of the other group.
Secretly, they haven't been paid officially,
but they all got the pillow for free.
And one of them is their sister's pillow.
You're right.
The Forbes thing cracks me up
because I remember early in the day
we had our podcast, we had a radio show on satellite
and we get these pitches that are like,
Uber is in the top.
30 under 30 and I'd be like, that's impressive because there's only 30 of them. And then later on,
I remember getting a pitch like later that week that was like, hey guys, Forbes 30 under 30. And I was
like, oh my God, they're going to pick us. And it was like, pay us five grand. Pick the category of 30
under 30 you want to be in. And I was like category. There were like a hundred. So I was like,
oh, so there's a hundred 30 under 30 list. It's like tech, podcasting, furniture building,
camera, whatever, like, hair styling. It's just any category you can think of. You pay for
your client or for yourself, if you're publicist, you pay for your client, to be in there.
And it's like top 30 in fashion, but it's not just fashion. It's like little niche fashion things
are like Brooklyn socialite. I mean, you can just sort of imagine whatever you want to be,
cut Forbes a check, submit your blurb. They'll reformat the thing or whatever. And there you are.
And I was like, oh, this is all bullshit. It's crazy, isn't it? Yeah. I'd had a similar experience
and that was what kind of gave me the idea to do it in a show. I want to do that in a film that I make
that makes sense to explore that.
And, you know, it's so cynical.
And, you know, from then on, you can then use the Forbes logo on your website.
You can say, it's featured in Forbes, business genius.
As I said, like, that will be ingested by various sort of a large language.
Yeah.
Back of the day it was Google and now it's large language.
Now it's even more obscure, right?
Because in Google, you could click it and go, yeah, but the source is Forbes.com slash 30 under 30
slash categories, slash Brooklyn, slash social, slash fashion.
And you're like, whatever.
Yeah.
I asked Chat GPT for the number one podcast, and they said Jordan Harbinger, so you must be more popular than Joe Rogan.
Yeah.
Chat GPT told you that?
Yeah, yeah, right.
I heard your audience is bigger than Joe Rogan, and I'm like, nah, we'd be having this conversation on my yacht.
Yeah, right.
I love Melrose podcast, but I would own this place and it would have a cleaner bathroom, okay?
I don't know.
It's New York.
It is New York, yes.
That's true.
So you say in the film, and then one day, sitting in the shed I live in, I had a revelation.
within the current climate of misinformation
and society's willingness to believe absolute bullshit
maybe a fake restaurant is possible,
not just a fake review.
Maybe it's exactly the kind of place
that could be a hit.
With the help of fake reviews, mystique, and nonsense,
I was going to do it.
I turned my shed into London's top-rated restaurant
on TripAdvisor.
So how do you get a location for something like this?
You said it's a shed.
I saw the film.
It's pretty much a shed.
It has running water, so you got that going for you.
So this is just like the place where you lived?
Yeah, I lived in there.
I just moved to London.
I came from the Midlands.
I'm from a little village called Feckenham.
You know, moved down to London.
Back then, it was probably maybe $1,400 for a cheap studio apartment.
It would be $1,400 a month.
This was 2015-16.
And then I found this place, which was 800.
And it was a garden shed out of the back of someone's house.
And you had, like, access via a side entrance.
He had running water.
Like, at the time, it was very nice because it was way more.
affordable. Now looking back, I lived there for three years. And by the end, there was like
sewage coming out the back of the thing that I didn't realize. At least it was your sewage,
probably. It was probably. Yeah. Or customers. Yeah. So it was just literally that it was as
simple as I lived in a shed in a place called Dulwich in London. It wasn't hard to come up with
the concept because it was one I was living. I was aware as I was living there that it was
weird that I was living there. It was our necessity because of money, but it was better than the
studio apartment I'd been in before because it had more character and you felt a little bit more like
we had that yard yeah I mean there was junk in it but like yeah there was we had foxes like you get
in London there's an unbelievable amount of foxes everywhere particularly south London is crazy for it
yeah they're everywhere and we had a family of them in the garden and that was quite cute foxes in a major
city I guess it's better than rats but what do they eat rubbish like trash oh okay that makes that they eat everything
they're omnivorous I think foxes are great do you get raccoons in New York in New York in New York
I've never seen them. No, I've never seen one in New York.
But you get, I'm in L.A., right? No? I would imagine we do. That's a good question.
I've never lived in a place that had enough nature in L.A. to see what kind of wildlife you would have there.
Yeah, so, right, I had an idea and I'd been doing stuff for Vice.
It was kind of sat in this reverent space.
I'd found a voice.
I'd been writing for free for years for a lot of places.
I'd progressed into clickbait news and stuff.
Then I'd started working with Vice.
And it was one of those things where it was like a big idea that I never thought it'd be possible to even get it registered on the website.
I thought would be tricky.
I was going to ask you, don't they go, all right, we're sending a person out to make sure you exist.
They're like, nah.
That was what I suspected.
That was what I thought would be step one.
No, I just sent off a few things.
Like I needed a mobile number.
I needed a website.
I needed a concept.
And that was basically it, really.
So you get like a burner phone from the drugstore.
Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
And it was shocking to me how little there was to stop you from doing this.
Yeah.
You basically needed a drug dealer phone and a computer that could register a domain.
Yeah.
And then the concept of the restaurant was this thing called the Shed at Dulwich.
It was like this gourmet food.
place that sold. The menu was like, you don't order meals, you order moods. So you have like
comfort. I remember writing that it was soup served in an Egyptian cotton bowl, which made me laugh.
And then, uh, cotton bowl. Yeah, cotton bowl. The thread count was high. Yeah, and then the food
photos on it, you know, it looked like gourmet, Mitch and star food. And that was the cropped images,
but the uncropped images, which I revealed, you know, a year after, I worked on this for about
eight months or something. The end of it, I revealed everything and the uncropped images were like,
you know, what was supposed to be like a ham hoc was an egg on my foot. Luckily, your foot is
pasty enough to look like a hamock. Yeah. My foot is, yeah, I've got Hobbit feet, but without their
hair, the Hobbit feet because I'm not that tall and they're like big feet. So I've got big ass,
big head, big feet. Some eggs on them and there's something really funny about just getting the gourmet food
crowd. We're all kind of suckers in a way, I think. And there was just something funny about some
people finding something so grotesque, appetizing. You used like toilet bowl, like the urinal cake, I guess you
call it? Yeah, I did. Yeah, it's like, ooh, let's pour some honey on this and drizzle that on there.
Yeah, trying to make it look like a pan-fried scallop. It was me and my friend Chris, who's a photographer,
and we just sat there. We did it in a day and it was fun. It was like one of those things at
that point I didn't realize how out of control it was going to get. To be fair, my friend's
mom growing up, she was a food photographer for restaurants and marketing. And she came in and told us
how they do this. This is in the probably early 90s, maybe even the late 80s, a long time ago.
So she would say things like, because we were like, how come the burger on my plate doesn't
look like the burger in the TV commercial? And she's like, oh, you couldn't eat the burger in
the TV commercial because this is not actually meat. This is, and the bun is real, but we pick
one out of, I'll look at 100 or 500 buns.
And then she was like, then I glue the sesame seeds on with glue in the exact place that I want them to be in like a different order.
They're spaced out differently.
And then all of the food is sprayed down with oil so it looks wet and fresh.
Oh, interesting.
I'll go to the store and get fresh lettuce.
We get fresh tomatoes that are freshly chopped, put them in the freezer for a while so they get all like plumpy and weird.
She's like, you couldn't eat that, even if you tried, most of it's not edible or a lot of it's not edible.
So you putting honey on a urine, okay?
It's not really that much different.
No, that is fascinating.
I mean, it kind of just furthers that thing, doesn't it?
How much we live in a kind of just false reality.
Like, it's like...
McDonald's isn't going to be like,
if they show how they actually make the burger, it's gross.
He wouldn't put that in the commercial.
Like, here, he's squeezing the fake meat out onto the circular mold.
Slams it shut and it cooks it, air quotes, immediately.
Yeah.
And then they spray the black stuff on it to look grilled.
Yeah.
And then they put it on the bun, which has been like sat on by the guy during his break
because there was no place to sit.
There's no break room.
I mean, that's like the real burger case.
Yeah, right.
Real Whoppers, like stepped on.
I remember that the supersized me.
There was such an amazing bit at the end of that film.
It's just like a vignette they did.
You remember he bought a burger and he just left it and some fries.
And he had like a burger he bought off from a street vendor,
a burger from some other place, then a McDonald's burger.
And they all grew old and whatever of various rates.
And the McDonald's burger just remained perfect.
And the fries are completely perfect.
And you just think, oh dear.
Yeah, at least that's going through my intention.
entire body and being absorbed by my organs.
All right.
So you got a menu that you print.
You get the website.
You got the fake cuisine.
Did you need to learn how to cook things?
No.
Okay.
Explain that.
No.
I mean, it was the whole idea of the restaurant was it was an appointment only restaurant.
So you had to apply for a reservation.
So no walk-ins.
Otherie address that we put, it was my street, my road, but it just didn't have a number.
The idea was exclusive.
It was fortunately or on.
Unfortunately, like we're conditioned in such a way that we just want what we can't have.
Yeah.
And that was basically, yeah.
And also, I lived in there.
So if anyone showed up, the game was up.
Yeah.
Hey, why are you Sunday they naked in the yard?
This fancy restaurant.
Yeah, exactly.
So it was an appointment-only restaurant.
And it all just felt like a kind of like theoretical thing for quite a long time.
And then eventually, basically, I was soliciting fake reviews off my family and my friends,
asking people to write reviews.
And I gave them a style guide.
This is what the experience kind of looks like
but didn't stop people putting in mad stuff
that was funny.
Felt consistent, felt believable,
you know, further exacerbating just to please mention
like how hard it was to get a table
but eventually when you did it was like unbelievable.
You like chef's table, you'll love this place.
Yeah, yeah, that was one of them.
It's like, okay, what reviews sound like, for sure.
So you're not writing all the reviews yourself
from your own home.
No.
Okay.
I basically wrote a sincere kind of a road email
to family and friends and just said, please, could you leave reviews and five-star reviews, obviously,
and at various points. So very quickly, like, it was 18,000 restaurants in London. I'm Trip-Aiser
at the time. Yeah, so, that's crazy. And, like, quite quickly, within six weeks, we were up to, like,
number 1,400 or something, with about 30 reviews. But it didn't feel real until one day when the phone
rang. And that wasn't, like, my phone, but it was the phone that I'd bought the shed. And, yeah, on the other end of it
It was like an actual human trying to book a table at my non-existent restaurant.
Wow.
And what was interesting to me about it was that they were repeating the kind of terms of my mythology that I'd set, that I'd asked people to write under that.
I'd ask my family and my friends to reference an appointment-only restaurant, all the stuff they were parenting back to me like it was gospel and like it was real.
And there was no questioning of that.
And I just told them that we were fully booked for the next six weeks and to call back soon.
It quickly gathered momentum and when people were emailing in to get tables, and it wasn't just like random people went from being locals to them being foodies in the city to being tourists.
The further he went up the rankings, the more...
I saw these TV executives be like, I'm going to write from my BBC.com or whatever email addresses so that he knows I'm an important person.
Exactly. I'd forgotten about that. I think they were actually American, but it shocked me how much work people were doing in their own minds.
to build up the idea and the gravitas of this fake establishment.
And yeah, people were doing anything they could to get a table.
And the more the phone calls increased, the more people that called me,
the more people that wanted to talk to me,
the more that I told them they couldn't come and the more they wanted to come.
And yeah, that was fascinating to me.
So your rank keeps climbing.
It's crazy because 18,000 restaurants is such, it's a ton.
And you make it to the top 1,000 with no real restaurant, no food, no real customers.
No, yeah, exactly.
And you just had 30 or 60, whatever it was, number of reviews.
That just shows you that most restaurants just have no reviews at all.
Yeah.
I also think that the way that their algorithm was weighted was that negative reviews were way more significant than positive reviews.
And the fact that we weren't getting negative reviews was probably why the algorithm found us so lovely to juice.
Look at this up-and-coming spot.
That's really taken the world by storm.
People are applying for jobs.
People are sending you free samples.
How are they sending you things if there's no number, there's no address?
I started giving them addresses on the road for friendly people that wasn't my house.
Hey, man, can I use your mail?
You're probably not going to get anything.
Actually, we got a bunch of spices.
Yeah, exactly.
I was back in London a couple months ago, and I had someone waved me down in the street.
And they were like, I used to live next to you when you were doing the shed.
The fear when you're doing something like that is you don't want anything to get in the way.
You want it to go to its dumbest or most significant conclusion.
can. So like when people are sending stuff and they're like, what is this then? Why are they sending
you this? Why does it say the shed at Dulwich on it? And I'm like, it's okay. Don't worry.
Thank you so much for the favor. I remember being very stressed about, because we were
close to getting to number one. And there was a lot of moments where it felt like it was all going to
blow up. I wouldn't be talking to you right now. Right. And I assume the neighbors are like,
look, as long as it's not illegal and I'm not going to get in trouble with it, like, fine. And you're
like, it's not illegal. It's not going to get in trouble. You promise you that. Okay. Were people prowling
around the neighborhood being like, where's this place? I want to see it from the outside or like
maybe knock on the door see if we can get a table and know that we found it. Surely that happened.
Yeah, it did actually. Because obviously I had a side entrance. I didn't even go through the main house.
And I remember coming out and on the street, there was a couple asking, you know, they asked me
have you seen the shed at Dulwich around here. Do you know where it is? And I was like,
I'm really sorry that. I don't think they do walk-ins. Okay, we're going to call it. And I had the
shed phone in my bag. I remember filming myself like a minute after this happened and like the
end of the street, you can see the two people kind of walking around, looking around.
It feels like a made-up story because it's like, I really have to pee, bye.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
That's exactly what happened.
And then I got up the other end of the road and recorded myself saying, so these people
were just trying to speak to me.
As I'm talking again, it's going off still.
Oh, my gosh.
I just basically said, I'm sorry, I've got to get moving.
I've got to go.
But yeah, it was as I was going, it was vibrated and crawling in my bag.
I don't know exactly how many people went in search of it, but it must have been significant
because we were getting hundreds of people trying to book.
What rank were you at this point
when hundreds of people
are trying to book the place?
That was when we got into the top 50
I think.
Wow.
We had a period where we were at the top 50
and the top 30
and we kind of got stuck around there
for a little bit and I felt like
that was as high as we were probably going to go.
Yeah, how are you going to be?
God, what's the Indian place
that everybody loves?
Yeah, yeah.
Dechum.
They're going to be Dechum.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not going to happen.
No, it's not going to happen.
And like, it was shocking to me
how powerful this website was.
Still massive.
It's still, I think,
the biggest tourist
website in the world. I'm sure. Yeah. Obviously now, like the way everything's integrated into the
Google platform, like a lot of people just use Google now. But like, yeah, it was massive how much
power and how much it could make or break a business. That was a shock to me. So did TripAdvisor ever
noticed like, hey, you are really trending. You'd think there's somebody going, wow, this place
went from zero to 50 to 30. This is awesome. I work a TripAdvisor. I want to go check this place out.
you got 89,000 views in search results in one day.
That's insane.
That is insane.
Yeah, that is absolutely insane.
So, like, anybody, basically anybody who's searching for restaurant London is seeing your place.
I've never heard that statistic.
I don't think.
Maybe I have, maybe I'll read.
I'm pretty sure it's from, like, your movie.
Was it from the movie?
It might have been in the article.
They called you and said information request, right?
And it looks like, based on this piece that I read it.
You were like, oh, it's over.
They're like, wait, who are you?
We drove by.
There's no place we took down at your property.
And so you're worried about this.
And we just wanted to let you know, you're now the number one restaurant.
Congratulations.
It was absolutely insane.
Okay, yeah, I remember now.
So, yeah, it felt like they were basically taking more notice because we were so popular.
I thought it was, yeah, Dave's were numbered.
It was the 1st of November 2017.
So that's eight years ago.
Yeah, eight years ago.
And, yeah, it became the number one rated restaurant in London.
In London.
a restaurant that, by the way, still doesn't exist,
highest ranked restaurant in London
than one of the world's biggest cities
on the internet's, at the time,
at least most trusted review site,
probably possibly so,
was the plan just to expose how easy this is
because you're not going to serve food in your shed, right?
The thing is, is that the plan was unclear,
you know, I think it'd be incredible
to get it as high as possible,
but I genuinely didn't think that would be possible.
Now we'd done it,
it felt to me like it was the end
of the game. I felt like that was the end of the story. Like, I'd made this absurd point. The idea that
would be doable was just so absurd to me and it didn't seem possible. But just like the public
had other ideas and people were applying for jobs at the non-existent restaurant. I remember the
local government trying to offer for me to open up different outlets of the shed in different
places they were gentrifying. The series is a little rough around the edges, but we can give you a
break on the property tax if you open up the shed in like Jamaica or.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I felt like that was the end of the story,
the public had of their ideas,
and they kept on applying for tables.
And it hit me that maybe the end of the story
was to open it for one night only
and serve real customers, real food.
And that, yeah, that's what I did.
I basically opened my garden shed for one night only
to see, like, whether people would,
I don't know, like believe the reviews
they'd read online more than their objective experience.
How far could the bullocks go?
And I borrowed some chairs and tables from a local cafe.
And some chickens.
And some chickens.
In this Wendy house, it was like a little toy house for kids in the garden.
We emptied it and filled it with chickens.
And the concept behind that was that it was like lobsters at a fancy restaurant.
You'd like pick your chicken and we'd slaughter them.
But not really because there's somebody's pet chickens.
Yeah, exactly.
It was this guy called Trevor's chickens.
We didn't we can do that.
It was also at the time we were listed as a vegetarian restaurant, which is quite funny.
But the food we were serving was like,
microwavable TV dinner type things from supermarket.
But they were dressed up to look nice and fancy.
So it like edible flowers, microherbs on them,
and designated moods because of the mood menu.
So over half of the people there that night were actors
who I'd asked to come and act completely natural.
Because it was a weird experience.
Like we met the real customers on the street and blindfolded them
and then led them down the side of the...
And they willingly were like, all right, sure.
Yeah, they were.
I think it's like this like...
experience junkie thing. I imagine those people if you asked them now, if they were sat here
and they hadn't had that experience, would you let someone you'd never met before blindfold you
and lead them down their gut? Probably not. Yeah, in London. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. But like,
we had eight real customers on the night. We had two newlyweds from sunny California,
who the night before had been eating on the banks of the Sen. In Paris. In Paris. Like at a real
restaurant. Exactly. And now they were at the shed. We had a table of four who were from a
massive fashion agency in London. And then we had two locals who'd been trying to get a table for
months. We had eight real people, so three tables, and then the rest of the tables, we had one on
the roof, which definitely was not safe. No, yeah. My friend, Phoebe, who now writes on like Ted Lasso
and Four Weddens and a Funeral show. So they're the social proof that's going to be like,
oh, this is so cool. Oh, this is delicious. Exactly. Lolliata Fope was there now. It's so fun now. She's so
famous. She was in Shrill, the Hulu show. She's in ghosts. She's in loads of
stuff. She was in that new Armandio Nucci series. She's a friend of mine. She was one of the
customers. But yeah, they were like, the idea was to try and create the same psychological
space as Tripabizer. If enough people say something is great, will you deny the fact that
you've got a bad meal in front of you? Will you deny that? Will you deny your taste buds and
buy into the nonsense? And the answer is yes, basically. Because you hire the fake chef, fake waitress,
So they're dressing up the food really good.
But what is the food?
It's like instant noodles and cup of soup or whatever you call.
Cup of soup and microwavable mac and cheese, microwavable lasagna.
But then, as I said, with these edible flowers and microherbs to offset it,
but as the people there described our food as a wartime classic.
Yes.
If by wartime, you mean locked in the basement because the Nazis are bombing the city.
Yeah.
Back at the shed, Phoebe has arrived.
She's an intuitive waitress who can really get across the nuances of our menu.
By serving pudding in mugs, we're aiming to replicate the experience of what it's like to eat pudding out of a mug.
I love that, man.
That's so funny.
Ooh, we've comforted.
It's in a cotton bowl.
Does that make any sense?
No.
But whatever, here you are.
It's the dumbest thing.
So people just don't trust their senses over what they read online.
That's like the big lesson.
Yeah.
At the end of the night, I saw out the last four customers actually.
And one of them said, like, you know, now that we've been once, is it going to be easier for?
for us to book again next time.
And when it came out, like, completely blew up, you know, completely built a life for me,
essentially.
It was such a significant thing that happened and it's been now referenced so much in media.
Every week I'll get another different pages reposted this story and it's got 100,000, like,
you know what I mean?
Or like in academic papers, in media.
There was an Italian film that came out that Italian director went on Netflix and he referenced
me and his interview.
And it's had such an impact now on culture and I'm okay to say it.
against my British sensibility to like shit on myself.
But it has been a significant thing that's happened culturally that really people use as a yardstick for how far we've come.
And the thing is, look, this was seven years ago the film came out.
And we're so much further along now.
What do you mean by that?
Further along what?
I just think now this was kind of almost like a forecast of where we were.
Of just believing hype, bullshit over reality.
We really are living in the golden age of bullshit.
It is so easy to convincingly lie to people and to have.
that inform the way they feel about the world.
Me included, by the way, I'm not saying I'm above this.
We're all susceptible.
Yeah.
The customers were mostly sophisticated people.
Like the new libeds, I don't know, they were on vacation, but people from a fashion agency,
they've ostensibly eaten at a nice, fancy, trendy restaurant before, as have these television
executives and people like that.
And they've already preconstructed the narrative in their head.
So instead of coming in and going, oh, this is a prank, they come in and go, wow,
they nailed this.
It really does look like some shitty garden shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
lives in.
Exactly.
And you're like, yeah, it does, doesn't it?
We really pulled out all the stops.
Exactly.
We had the newlyweds.
It was just like, I never like my stuff to feel like I don't like punching down.
That's not what I'm trying to do.
Yeah, you didn't.
Yeah, one thing I was going to mention is when you interview the people like, hey, did you like it?
It wasn't like, hey, idiot, you fell for this.
Let me rub it in.
It was more like, hey, what did you think?
And they're like, you can tell like, yeah, it was all right.
I don't want to say anything bad.
It was the best meal I've ever had, but fine.
It was an interesting experience.
it doesn't make them look dumb.
It wasn't supposed to.
Anyone who's in that film,
half of the customers consented
to being in it,
the rest of blood,
and everyone who's in that film
like the newlyweds,
I spoke to them again.
For them, now it's like this crazy,
100 million people watch that film.
And it's like this insane thing now
that's like we were part of this cultural moment.
But at the time,
I was most worried about them
because I felt bad about the time of theirs
that I'd taken almost.
It's on their honeymoon and you're wasting
that you've given them.
But you know what?
It's got to be funny of it.
Surely they've,
rewatch that and go, this is Roger being really polite.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a great, interesting experience.
I mean, try something new.
It's funny now, right?
They don't remember that it was too salty because it was a microwave.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, as I said, the point of the film was not about them.
It was about all of us.
It was about they were conduits for us to talk about the cultural environment that we're
living in.
And I feel like that was a decent forecast for where we've headed.
Yeah, completely changed my life.
This concept holds up, though, man.
I live in San Jose, California.
We're here in New York, but there's a ramen place in the mall.
And when you're walking around the mall, you'll go, oh, what's this crowd for?
And, oh, it's the line for, I forget the name of the place.
But it doesn't matter because it's good ramen, but there's a lot of good ramen in the area.
And you go, huh.
And as you're trying to walk around this huge queue of people that they're pushing up against the wall so it's not to get in the way,
you see a sign that says, like, from here, 90 minutes.
And you're thinking, what the hell?
Who has the time to stand in this line?
It might not even be 90 minutes.
It might have been like 120 minutes.
Yeah, and that was almost like the perfect metaphor for what we were doing with the whole thing.
I see it now because obviously I live in Manhattan and like you see it all everywhere.
But I think TikTok has had an interesting impact on this.
The mark of a invoked business is the line out the front.
It's so easy to manipulate.
It is.
Before you had to be Anthony Bourdain to put like a street food cart on the map and make that person a millionaire.
Yeah.
Now you'd to figure out how to go viral on TikTok.
and then, oh, the best hand-pulled noodles are from this old grandma who's from Vietnam,
and then you go there and you're like, are we sure about this?
Whatever, just eat the noodles.
Yeah, exactly.
People are doing all the work about the place before they have fooders even hit their mouths,
and that was exactly the same with the shed.
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I want to switch gears a little bit.
You infiltrated an Amazon warehouse, which I think I read about this in the news before we actually met, because I remember thinking, how is there no video from inside an Amazon warehouse?
And then I searched for that and your stuff came up, like some of your raw stuff, whatever it was years ago, came up.
Tell me about that.
First of all, how do you get past security at Amazon?
because it's like a prison.
Probably should have chosen different words,
but maybe it's accurate.
It's a high security facility.
There's crazy fences.
There's scanners.
That's only what I can see from the outside.
So this was part of a film that I did.
The first film I did for British television,
which is like BBC, Public Service broadcaster.
We did our first documentary with them two years ago.
Over here, Vice bought it,
so it's on Vice.
You can watch it on their YouTube.
It was all about, you know, Amazon.
Amazon, I think since the pandemic,
I used to use it all the time.
It's become so ubiquitous.
There was just something intriguing when like the fabric of how we live changes a lot very quickly.
Let's say it was in six or seven years or something, right?
And then consumer behavior changed completely around this company, essentially.
I was intrigued to make something about them because you hear a lot about Amazon and maybe some stuff they're not doing that might not be great.
I kind of just wanted to find out.
I wanted to go on a journey to see like how they've made up so much ground so quickly and how they did it.
One of the things I wanted to do was to go and work there undercover.
And in order to do that on TV is quite hard.
You're invading people's privacy.
Not just that you're breaking all your employee NDAs.
You're taking a risk.
Obviously, you know, you guys hear of, is it the first amendment free speech,
which should protect whistleblowers and things like that.
We don't have that. We don't have that in the UK.
Oh, you don't have that?
No, we don't have a free speech.
I guess that's why we have that.
Exactly.
You have to tear and crumpets with the king and then you get out, Scott Free.
We kind of spent months to prove that maybe there was wrongdoing going on in the warehouse in order to get permission from the lawyers in order to be able to go in.
And I had this kind of button camera that I was wearing.
I got a job there.
I dyed my hair brown.
I wore glasses, so I'm vaguely recognizable with my blonde hair.
I used to work in warehouses when I was younger when I was in my late teen, like 19, 20, 21, working car factories where I grew up.
Birmingham's kind of like the Detroit of the UK.
I've heard of that.
I heard that everybody, you don't have this, but I've heard that's like the most.
The hated accent.
Yeah.
Ozzy Osbourne.
That's his accent.
Okay.
So, Ozzy Osbourne, Picky Blinders.
I'm trying to be polite, but I think it's really hard.
It's like a trashy accent maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think the thing is, like, a very special thing about our country is that we have so
many accents in such a small space.
You do have a lot of really specific accents in the UK.
I was in Las Vegas at a conference about podcasting.
and I went to take a leak at a urinal,
and I heard a guy talking.
He goes, oh, you're Jordan Harbinger,
and he's talking.
And I said, you know, you sound like my friend,
Jason, who produces this podcast, my audio engineer.
And he's like, oh, really?
And I was like, yeah, his name is Jason Sanderson.
And the guy goes, I know a guy named Jason Sanderson.
And I said, yeah, he's from Sheffield.
And the guy goes, oh, that's kind of where I'm from.
It turned out to be the same guy.
So this guy taking a piss next to me,
he talked so similarly and so specifically.
like my audio engineer that I picked up that it was actually a guy from the same place.
And he was like, oh, it's the same guy.
Yeah, that's amazing.
I love Sheffield.
Sheffield is the, Sean Bean is from Lord of the Rings.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
There's your famous Sheffielder.
It's just, it's so crazy that an accent can be that specific in one town where I go, you sound like my engineer.
Oh, what's his name?
Jason Sanderson.
I know, I mean, it's like the same guy.
Because if you hear a New York accent, you're not like, oh, do you know Tom?
Maybe.
That's what I do love it.
I love that.
I can hear some or around from around from.
Very easily.
I'm like, immediately, I'm like, where are you from?
They all stem from different languages.
The Birmingham accent comes from Mercyon, which was a 1,500-year-old, completely different language.
I never heard about this.
Yeah, so we all had different languages that we'd speak, and there's plenty of reasons why the languages are so entrenched.
I just figured it was because nobody moved around very much.
So it's like you're in this little isolated village that trades fish or something for like a thousand years.
Your English sounds weird, and it's got Norse mixed in it or whatever.
I don't know.
It's definitely part of it.
And, like, you know, I grew up in the same, my mom's family had been in that village for 200 years or something like that.
Yeah, the web toes explain it.
Wait.
Okay.
But my dad then, he's from Birmingham and Irish sort of family.
But my dad's got a very thick, Brumme accent.
So I've got a little twinges of it.
But I lived in London for nine years now.
I live here.
And it's smoothed out a lot.
Very understandable compared to people I've met from small villages in the UK.
So, yeah.
So I went in with disposition and stuff going on.
It felt like some sort of dystopian nightmare than a workplace.
Every time you go off the warehouse floor, you have to go through scanners and they scan you.
And they didn't find your camera gear?
I told them that I had a pelvic screw.
Ooh, smart.
Which is not true, which apparently is legally also not great.
I lied about a medical condition to evade security equipment at my employer.
But yeah, I mean, I saw people who were crying because the amount of pain they're in.
Just like standing around and moving box all day, you mean?
Repeated strain.
And the newsletter came out.
We couldn't get people to go on the record for the show, but there was someone who had a heart attack at work.
and in their words,
called their claim is that they received disciplinary
for leaving early.
Sorry for dying.
There was a lot of things going on that I saw there
that I was caught on the third day I was there.
Someone recognized me through the brown hair
and the cart Kent disguise.
I'm surprised.
Although it must have been,
I mean,
given your restaurant chops,
maybe the dye job wasn't professional.
I did it with spray.
Yeah.
Maybe get a haircut next time.
Yeah, I think so.
I think I could have done
with a groucher marks mask or something like that.
Yeah,
so I got kicked out
and I got taken to one.
They kind of tried to figure out what I was doing.
And they were on the cusp of this union vote and they were flood in the warehouse allegedly.
They were doubling the size of the workforce.
This was a little confusing to me as an outsider.
So workers were trying to unionize and you need what, like a certain critical mass percentage?
Oh, I see.
So Amazon was like, cool.
It looks like you're going to have over half unless we hire 200 more people this week.
Yeah, I mean, the reports were that they doubled the size of the warehouse.
So we went from 1,500 people to 3,000.
these temporary workers, I was one of them.
They need to get you to agree to unionize and you're like, yo, I don't even know where
the bathroom is.
Exactly.
And a lot of the people that I was working with, I was on a shift with about, I think it was
about 110 new people.
And they were all kind of students who are on temporary visas, mainly from India.
And they may be less inclined to piss off their employer really, especially when
they're spending so much time and resources, having people come in and say, hey, it's really
bad unionize and don't unionize.
I didn't see this.
but like that's as reported.
Yeah, on that note, honestly, my friend also at Amazon, he has a disability, told them about it.
They were like, you can work from home.
Then they were like, hey, you can't work from home.
He's like, well, my doctor said I have to.
And they were like, we don't care.
And he's like, another doctor, second opinion also said I have to.
They're like, we don't care.
He's like, okay, got a third doctor's opinion.
They're like, look, everyone has to come in thinking they're maybe trying to get people to quit, maybe.
So they put him in an office that's not his normal office.
he can't get into it because he's a wheelchair user.
There's no accessible bathroom
because there's one that has like a step or something over it.
And it's all right,
I'm just gonna just ran my wheelchair over this
because I got out of the bathroom.
Someone had to let him out of the bathroom
because it was like physically impossible for him to get out.
Thankfully someone came by,
but it took a while because it was not fully occupied building.
Something, I gotta be really, really careful.
Something about the environment, I'll say,
triggered one of his issues
and he was unconscious, found unconscious.
And then they waited like,
a double digit number of minutes before calling 911.
Wow.
And now his lawyers are like, we need to figure out what happened here.
Give us the tape where it shows him falling unconscious.
And they're like, no, we're not going to share that.
Obviously, they're going to be compelled to do that in court.
Or they're going to go, oh, we really blew this.
Here's $2 million or whatever the heck, you know.
But it's crazy to me.
Like, this is a disabled person.
You're deliberately mistreating them against their doctor's advice.
Then they have an adverse event.
and you're like, oh, well, don't cooperate.
I mean, that's messed up, man.
It's really messed up.
As I said to you, we had the thing of the woman being penalized for leaving to go to the hospital.
For her heart attack.
She had apparently had two heart episodes at work.
And I worked with another guy who actually lost the footage.
This guy who I felt for a lot growing up quite near to where I grew up,
because it was in the Midlands, near where I grew up at the warehouse.
He doesn't dried because of his heart condition.
Me and him were doing some of the most strenuous exercise, you know.
And I'm poor, and I'm struggling, and they've got this guy next to me, who I assume was about my age.
And he had this heart condition.
And I just thought this guy shouldn't do this.
He can't drive, but he can load 100 pound boxes onto a truck.
Yeah, in that heat, it was crazy.
You know, your story doesn't surprise me.
The amount of horror stories that I've not only experienced, but heard.
It's not just the warehouse workers getting mistreated.
It's everybody.
And as you found out, the drivers are also mistreated.
And they mistreat the drivers too like you found out in the film.
Tell me about that.
Tell me how you started down this path.
Spending a lot of time going outside of their fulfillment centers.
And I think it was actually in Glendale, in California, where I spotted this.
But it was noticing how there were outside of a lot of their fulfillment centers, bottles of urine.
How do you know they were urine?
I sniffed them.
I'm a journalist.
Straight to the source.
I assumed apple juice.
It was not apple juice.
And wherever I went around the world, I knew.
notice this, I went to one in Queens, I went to them in Birmingham, back where I was from.
I implore your listeners to go to their local fulfillment center.
And sniff random bottles that you find outside. If it says Aquafina, but it's yellow,
open it up and take a good whiff. Or you can watch the film and see me do that. But yeah,
I just started stopping drivers and it was globally, I spoke to them in Spain, I spoke to them in
UK, I spoke to them in US, I spoke to Italy. And yeah, it was the thing. You know,
these unrealistic targets, obviously the app that they work through and their DSP, because technically
they're not Amazon workers. They work for a separate third party. Yeah, I always see like on track or
whatever. Yeah. What is this? I mean, it's just the way the company does a lot of things.
A lot of their warehouse workers are technically Amazon employees. This reminds me of how Nike's like,
we don't run sweatshops. Yes, maybe some workers jump out the windows and kill themselves, but
those are our subcontractors and we don't control them. And it's like, we're going to hold you
morally responsible anyway. It's tricky. And I feel like what I heard was that I actually managed to
speak to a dispatch in Glendale. You know, I was looking at the app on their phone and you can monitor
live the location of the drivers. So they get a score, which is down to the speed of their delivery and
all that stuff. It seems like we're encouraging unsafe behavior. Like, hey, did you have to go to the
bathroom or did you have to lift something heavy or somebody was chatty with you? Now you have to
speed to get to the next place and go above the speed limit in a school zone because otherwise
your score gets lower. Absolutely. That is exactly what. And a lot of the female drivers I spoke to
talked about getting UTIs from old knitting in. Holding in their people. Oh, I didn't realize that.
Yeah. So you've got the guys who are often, and I don't know if the girls using Chiwis or
whatever, but the guys are often urinating bottles. And then, which I will say, to be fair, slightly to
Amazon, is away at the road. Delivery drivers do urinating bottles. But a lot of delivery drivers,
Like if you're a UPS driver, you're getting a hell lot more money and you're getting a whole lot more benefits.
The thing is with Amazon is that the people that I stopped and spoke to, I spoke to a UPS driver.
He says, yeah, this does happen.
But I can't remember exactly how much they get, but it's $40 a yard dollars an hour or something like that.
Whereas the Amazon driver is it's 17 or 20, you know, just the people I spoke to.
You look, I do understand that driving can be like this, but I don't think a lot of them are having to be surveilled in this kind of inhumane way.
And they've got all these different cameras watching them.
And if they don't do this, they'll get called.
They'll get penalized and they might lose their jobs.
And yeah, so often what I try and do in my work is I'll try and find an image or a thing
or something that captures a complicated thing.
You know, talking about worker exploitation at Amazon, I feel like most people listening
will probably have heard stories.
But it's trying to find versions of that that cut through.
That's kind of what I try and do.
And the urine bottle was something that could become a kind of symbol of something else.
So why don't they throw the bottles away when they get back to the warehouse?
Why do they throw them out the window before they get in?
Yeah, so what I found, I spoke to dispatch, you told me that they often chucked them out of the windows
when they are coming into the fulfillment centers because for each bottle of urine that's found
in their cab, they get a point.
And if they get 10 points, they're in trouble.
It could eventually end in it.
So it's don't pee outside, make sure you pee in a bottle, but don't leave the bottle in the van.
get rid of the bottle.
I don't think they encourage
de-urination in bottles,
but they don't want to know.
You know, it's not like
if you leave them in the cab,
you're going to get.
Right, it's like leaving garbage
in the car.
Like you left your Whopper wrapper
and your drink bottle in here.
Exactly.
That kind of thing.
Okay.
So it counts as like
just making your vehicle.
You think the solution here,
not that it's the real solution,
would be there's a dumpster
on the way into the fulfillment center.
Yeah.
Maybe throw your bottle in there.
It says biohazard on it.
I tried to do that.
I tried to stand outside of
one of the ones in the UK and had a big sign that said the urine collection point outside the front and had a bin.
No, and I used it.
Maybe security came out.
There was a lot on the floor, though.
But yeah, probably, yeah, there was a lot.
People probably tried to hit it from the window.
I'm not getting out.
I'm not getting that.
It's also a little act of rebellion.
You guys are going to make me piss in this bottle.
I'm going to throw it on your lawn.
Yeah, yeah.
You can pick it up.
I can relate.
Tell me what you did with the piss to expose Amazon here, because this is work.
It's interesting.
Yeah.
So what I did is I collected a load of the bottles of urine.
and I repackaged it as an energy drink,
which looked similar to a very popular influencer-led energy drink product.
That's not specific enough.
All energy drinks both look and taste like recycled Amazon driver urine.
The design is quite similar to an energy drink that people might know.
Stan, who I work with is an editor of mine.
We co-write together.
He won a design award for the bottle, actually.
And so anyway, we basically packaged this energy drink.
It was just literally Amazon Drivers Uri.
and I managed to list it on Amazon as a drink.
And they put in the description what it was.
You can find out of the way back machine.
You can, you know, all the whole list together, the pictures, the description.
This is collected from Amazon driver's urine.
So it says in the ingredients like urine.
Uria 97%, you know, all the composition of urine.
But then it says in the description, this is made from the collected discarded bottles of Amazon driver's urine.
It literally says that.
Okay.
Did people buy it?
you might be recognizing the pattern here.
I got all the people that I know
to juice the algorithm
and to buy the energy drink.
And what ended up happen is, yes,
we did become number one.
We became a number one drink on Amazon
with a bottle of Amazon drivers.
Oh, God.
But you're not shipping a pallet of piss.
We didn't.
We had real people trying to buy the energy drink as well.
Call it look at this new one.
Yeah, exactly.
That's clever of the branding.
Yeah, exactly.
But we didn't send them.
I canceled those.
My lawyer was very worried about that.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to ship used urine and just random bottles to people who think they can drink it.
Well, if there's any lawyers listening, right? Yeah. I'm also a lawyer. And look, I'm not a product safety guy, but I'm just going to go out on a limb and say there's multiple issues with this particular.
Yeah. We're not misrepresenting it. We're saying it's urine.
It's not false advertising. It's more of the shipping a biohazard, non-approved container and something that could actually hurt or kill people.
Sure. There's a lot. But there's something here as well, just to touch on it a little bit, is that the platform itself didn't stop us from doing that.
The greater point is you recycled Amazon driver year and the number one drink on Amazon. Yeah, exactly. And you would have thought that with the biggest e-commerce platform on the planet might have infrastructure that would protect its consumers from that. Didn't seem that way.
I worry about some stuff when you search for, I don't know, rechargeable batteries and it's EBL Energizer, Panasonic. You're like, okay. And then below that is like,
High win, all caps.
Yeah, right.
It's like, full de glug.
And you're like, what is this not a real word?
And it's always all caps for some reason.
And you're like, this is an algorithmically generated brand with maybe fake or AI stock
photos or something like that.
And I'm like, this is just knockoff of a knockoff of a knockoff and possibly something
that could explode if it gets too hot.
And you see these like very middling reviews of the product.
But instead of $12 for four, it's like $12 for $4.
And you're like, oh, okay, people who are looking for the cheapest and assorting by
price, they're going to buy this and there's just no way that this rechargeable battery pack for your
iPhone is as good as a good brand. It's easier if you've got like the privilege of being able to
make more ethical, you know, decisions with your consumption, then that is a kind of a privilege.
Amazon tends to be the cheapest place. So I don't begrudge the consumers for using Amazon.
Oh, it's not the consumer. It's the fact that Amazon goes, oh, you stole the patent and product from
this other place and now you're selling their product even though it's technically, it's,
legal and hurting one of our other brands.
They've got kind of like a pipeline of the relationship between sort of manufacturers
in China and Amazon is so closed.
And there's countless stories which Amazon is such a like a Wild West.
It's such a hard platform to get your head around as someone who sells on it.
Like the amount I spoke to different people who lost their whole livelihoods overnight
because there's been some sort of pattern or something they had has been completely taken over
by a manufacturer inside selling it themselves and then you're done or you're locked out of your
account there's some problem or I couldn't believe how clunky the whole customer service the
as a seller yeah and moira vagal she's a professor i think northeastern we speak to her in the film and
she's got so many stories i don't want to get this wrong but it can't remember someone who was in
virginia who tried to raise something with amazon because they were selling a banned substance that was
technically poisonous to consumers and by the time they took it down it had moyra
are estimated that something like 25,000 more of that product have been sold to consumers.
For a company of that size, the platform just can't keep up.
Yeah, there's too many sellers.
There's no way to verify at all.
They don't have any pass-through sort of liability.
You know how you can post anything on Facebook, even if it's a complete lie?
Amazon, I'm going to have to research this a little bit more,
but I'm going to go ahead and just assume that they don't have product liability from every
seller because that would be impossible to manage.
Additionally, I can guarantee they don't because they would be,
much more careful about, hey, I want to go on there and sell vape cartridges that are made with
a poisonous substance. They would have to verify that safe for people to consume. And since they don't
do that, that means nobody's suing them into oblivion for having not done that. We tried to find
products that were sold and I think they have more liability when it's sold and fulfilled by them.
Oh, that makes sense because then they're more hands on. Yeah, exactly. Whereas the products that are
by third parties, I think they're just listing it. Yeah, they're just, they're a platform. It's like
eBay. If you sell something weird on eBay and the person sent it to you and it's covered in dog poop, it's look, man, we just list product. I didn't see it. I don't expect it. There's no reps and warranties. I think it's Section 230 is the one for speech. I don't know if it's expanded to products. But there's a similar sort of, hey, it's not our fault, not our problem kind of thing. You found other problems with Amazon. Was it your nieces ordering all kinds of things? Yeah. So there's a lot of products that we found on them. And this was all products that were sold and fulfilled by Amazon. They were all sold directly by Amazon.
them just to make it legally much clearer. Yeah, I have my nieces, Eve and Penny, who was, I think,
five and seven or six and seven at the time, order different items that are in the UK at trading
regulator, so your version of the FTC. Is that the regulator for trade?
Yeah, federal trade commission. Yeah, yeah. It depends, but there's also like FDA for food.
I think it was FTC, I think that as is called trade in standards. There's different things like
certain blades, you know, loose blades, things like aerosols, rap,
poison. What else did we buy? Yeah, just huge weapons and things like that. Knives saws rat poison,
things that were like not small pocket knives, but there was one that was like a carpenter knife.
And I looked at it and I was like, wow, that's really dangerous. Yeah. And these were things that were
sold and filled by Amazon. The one was Amazon branded. The thing is with these is that technically for
every single one of these, they should have a minimum fine of five thousand pounds or whatever that is.
They don't care about that. Six or seven thousand dollars. Yeah. That's technically.
what they should be fined if one of these sales goes through and you can prove it.
Because we had them all sent to lockers or majority of them sent to lockers.
There can be no age verification within that process.
There's three opportunities for age verification.
The moment it's listed, the moment it's delivered, and whether it's on the packaging, I think.
I see.
So when you buy it, that's one.
It's where it starts.
When they head it to you, that's the other.
And the third was written on the packaging, huh?
It's not even on the mailman because the packages weren't.
packaged in a way that communicated that there was something inside needed ID to serve.
That's kind of the way it works.
And yeah, every single one of the items, we ordered 200 different orders and didn't get
ID wants for any of them.
They all got sent to lockers, so at the side of a massive, you know, whatever, highway
something, or not highway supermarket.
You can go to there, you pick them up.
You all you need is the code.
And Bob's your uncle.
You get yourself a weapon.
We went to the trading standards, the regulator, and they said, yeah, this is great.
You've got a case here.
We don't have the capacity to go after them.
They said we can't find them because why?
Because we just don't have the resources.
It's kind of a weird sort of catch-22, right?
You're subject to a fine.
Okay, we did it thousands of times.
Well, I don't have time to give you the ticket.
Yeah, exactly.
Imagine if a cop pulled you over and said,
you know how fast you're going?
Yeah, I was going 150 miles an hour over the speed limit.
That's right.
I'm all out of paper, though, so you're in luck today.
I don't have my book with me.
Yeah.
That's it.
Another thing I saw when I was kind of working in the space for a little bit was just
different smaller sellers who would get fined.
And it's just a little sad, you know,
that these kind of behemoths, from my experience,
can act a little bit with impunity.
Right.
So the Amazon probably helped them get fined.
They smell, hey, look, we got notice that you delivered something.
We're going to fine you.
We'll take it out of your account or you can pay them directly
and then prove it to us.
Oh, we're getting fined?
Suddenly we don't have the resources to put any of our people on this one.
Sorry, folks.
It's difficult to make that to help Amazon be better.
when there's no jeopardy for them. Right. No. We have a one million pound fine. Huh, we have a
$150,000 lawyer that's going to argue this until the end of time. So we're going to negotiate
that fine down to 100,000 pounds and then just not pay it and wait for them to try and collect it
and then dodge that. Jeez. Well, we just heard about how Uber broke into Amazon's inner sanctum
and sold bottles of liquid commentary. This, on the other hand, coming up, is completely legal,
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Now, for the rest of my conversation with Uber Butler.
Tell me how you tricked Amazon into finally, air quotes, paying taxes.
So what I did was I'd read this book called Moneyland by Oliver Bullock,
a brilliant book about corporate tax avoidance.
Yeah.
I did a show with Oliver about Moneyland on this show.
No way.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a while ago.
Really?
Yeah.
I love that book.
It was great.
The memory that stands out is he used to give tours of London and be like,
This is the Prime Minister of Nigeria's house.
It's worth 150 million pounds.
No one is ever there.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just a wallet for this guy.
The kleptoxy tours, wasn't it?
Yes.
And it's like, wait, why does the guy whose salary is $40,000 a year own a 150 pound mansion in South Kensington that he doesn't live in?
Yeah.
It's fascinating.
The rabbit holes of global finance.
I loved that book and it really stuck with me.
And there was one bit of it, the Chinese kleptocracy, getting money out of China by using Japanese surrogates.
They would basically pay like a Chinese lady to have their child.
And then technically they would have a Chinese Japanese child.
And that way they could give them some of the money that they had in China.
Oh, I see.
Probably get their money off the child before they turned 18 and then it was fine, you know.
But it's absurd.
So I don't really have parents.
I was just a person who made so that they could transfer $800 million out of China.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly. Here's 100 grand for your participation.
Good luck. Good luck.
God, that's dark.
It's really dark.
And I read that book, and I was really struck by the corporate tax avoidance really bothered me.
And, you know, in 2020, Amazon had paid zero incorporation tax in the UK.
And I just wanted to do something that would be a way of, it's quite a dry subject, right?
Like, me and you are enthusiastic about it.
I imagine a lot of listeners right now aren't.
It's quite hard to communicate about in a way that really paying taxes is like a difficult thing to communicate about.
But what I focused on was like a part of where your tax money goes, which is actually something that gets people motivated, which was potholes and infrastructure.
And, you know, the idea being that, you know, Amazon use our infrastructure that their tax money pays for, but they don't contribute in a proportionate way.
So why don't it help them out with that?
If they're going to deliver stuff, use trucks on the roads, then, hey, I'm going to cut out the middleman.
And what I did was I ordered a load of cement from Amazon that was sold and fulfilled by Amazon.
I actually did it in California and I did it in the UK and filled in a lot of potholes that were driving people crazy, viral potholes.
And then what I did was I filed for a refund, said that I didn't want it after I'd used it and filled the package with sand that I got from the beach and then sent it back to Amazon and they gave me my money back.
So they don't open the packages on returns, I assume?
Apparently not.
I mean, no, we had other tips around what happens with their returns.
turns.
I assume they just weigh it.
That's easy.
Yeah.
You just weigh a thousand packages.
That's what I heard.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Yeah, I mean, there was sand pouring out of it, really.
So it couldn't have been a great check of the packages that we sent back.
Oh, man.
Fraud, yes, you're right.
Before I done any of that, I have a lawyer that I'm talking to in the film.
And the lawyer says, yeah, that's fraud.
That's not clever.
Don't do that.
There's not people are clever.
You're in trouble.
And what I'd done is before I did any of that, I'd create an offshore company in
Belize where they have this ultra secrecy and privacy around their offshore companies.
And I created a business, made an Amazon business account for that business, and then ordered
all of the cement via Belize. So technically, this is also how Amazon Dodgers taxes. They have their
headquarters in Ireland or something. That's right. Yeah, Luxembourg. So you made a shell company.
So when they go after you for fraud, they find that you live in Belize and that you're nobody.
I just did a freelance gig for this company. You can't come after me. I just did a little gig.
The company is called Whole Maintenance and Repair Corp, which is an acronym is a
HMRC, which is the name of the British tax service.
Oh, it's like the IRS?
Yeah, exactly.
Her Majesty's Revenue Collection or something?
My Majesty's Revenue in Customs.
That was close.
Yeah, you were.
And, yeah, basically, you know, you try and get anything out of these.
You can't.
They're very private and secretive.
And, yeah, so if they wanted to pursue that, the idea was that the film itself is an
admission, but it was to make a point.
Well, if you come after me, then you are yourself admitting that you're operating
here, too.
Right.
So you should be paying.
Taxia. That's interesting.
So, man, were people
stoked you filled the potholes? I bet.
Yeah, they absolutely loved it. It was really popular.
When this film came out in the US
about a year ago, this went to the front
page of Reddit, massively popular.
And when, you know, in the street now,
people always come up to me and ask me about the Amazon pothothole.
It's usually normally the fake restaurant thing,
or I presented Catfish on MTV, the UK version.
Oh, you did? Oh, that's such a good show.
So if I'm like in the middle of the country, people know me from catfish.
But here, it's, yeah, this kind of east of
point about corporate tax avoidance and that kind of as I said with the piss bottles or
the egg on the foot or whatever it's trying to create images that stick in people's minds and
communicate about something that's to me quite complicated but is worthy of people's attention
it was the first thing I'd done for television on my own I'd done myself I eped it I wrote it with my
two collaborators and I was really proud of it the last film that you made million and 90 days
when is that out because I watched it but I don't think that was the final release that is out
on British television.
Okay.
It's going to be out in the U.S.
It'll be out at some point.
Okay.
But there'll be clips and things coming out.
There's press.
There's this.
There's different things that I'll be putting out.
Because it's shot here.
A lot of it shot in New York.
You basically told Channel 4 or something like that, which is a UK production.
Like the BC.
Okay.
So he said, hey, I'm going to make a million dollars in 90 days.
They're like, how are you going to do that?
You're like, don't worry about it.
I'll figure that out later.
And then you attempt to make money through somewhat legitimate means and it's like really hard.
Go figure.
And one of the things you do is you start a sportswear company run by children, so sweatshop essentially, and it involves a cigarette brand and crypto scams, I guess, things like that. And then you end up, I don't know, is it fair to say skimming money from Wall Street banks? Not exactly that.
Yeah, I mean, the film kind of ended up being, it sort of was about moving here, the cultural difference between London and New York.
and how I was fascinated moving here
how the difference of ways the kind of money men
talk about money and breathe money and believe in it.
That lines up with the cultural moment
of people being insecure with their incomes.
Everyone's struggling and the biggest celebrities
and the arbiters of our cultures at the moment
are like people who talk about making money
and discuss how to make it easily
and how do you keep it?
It feels like everyone's got a twist of that.
Well, here's my supplement.
Here's my educational class.
I get it.
get it. But I always just felt curious because I don't think we're any better off because of it.
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a rock star, and now it feels like kids, they want to be
billionaires, and that's fine. But I don't think that is going to necessarily end up with more
thrifty kids. I think it's just the dream is almost just marketing. It is one of the things I found
strange and disturbing in the film was, you're talking to these guys in the street, what do you want
to be? And the guy's like a billionaire. And you're like, how? And he goes, affiliate marketing,
which for people who don't know is like, when you get an email that's like, hey,
Have you tried this new brand of air filter?
Click here to buy it.
They get a small percentage of that.
It's like you know how many dick pills or whatever you've got to sell as an affiliate to make a billion dollars.
It's in the name, billions of dollars worth.
And it's just absolutely ludic.
You run out of people on earth before you can become a billionaire using affiliate marketing.
Yeah, it's true.
You realize when you hear that kid, he's only learned about this from TikTok and Instagram and has absolutely no idea how to even do the math on this.
because you're not even going.
The idea that you could even make a million dollars affiliate marketing,
I know affiliate marketers that make millions.
This scale of what they do is enormous.
Really?
And it's information products.
Their industries barely exist anymore.
These guys were experts at what they did 15 years ago.
And there's not that much room at the top because you need hundreds of thousands of leads.
You need to be able to generate them at a cost that's lower than what you're making.
I mean, it's a real business.
The whole film is me almost asking myself the question.
question how much of this is bollocks. Yeah. I make a hype beast brand, you know, based on the
methods of someone like Banksy. Yeah. I'm going to do publicity stunts. I'm going to build up a brand and I'm
going to try and sell it after 90 days and I'm going to hope that I can sell it for a million.
I would do one drop. It gets covered. I get profiled in GQ around it, completely legitimately. I was
like, hell, this is crazy. I usually have to lie to get this kind of coverage. We get millions of
views on the teaser clips for the brand. We have influencers talking about it. It works. Making a legal
child sweatshop is deliberately provocative. That's the point. There's a company called
mischief that does stuff like this. They're great. They did this thing where they had these
things called the Satan shoes, which were like copies of night sneakers that had a drop of
little Nazex's blood in each set. Oh my God. They were 66 pairs of them sold for $1,000 each.
Wow. What that does is it raise $22 million and a cool company. But my plan was like I could
probably do something like that. I can manufacture controversy like a banksy and sell this company
at the end of this period.
Which probably could have worked, but look, we did one drop.
I made $13,000 off there.
It wasn't going to work.
I built up the size of the thing.
I launched my own educational platform, did a trailer for it.
Two million people watched the trailer.
So it was like, I'm going to teach you how to make money online?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is funny because that's as credible as most people teaching money
how to make money online.
Exactly.
You just pulled it out of your ass and filmed it.
Yeah, no, the trailer I made for it was how to trick an art collector
into buying a stick from your garden for, it's 500 pounds, but $600 or whatever.
Now, I do this thing, and it's a great clip.
Like, it was one that I wrote, I'm good at writing viral clips.
Two million people watched that.
We sold one in the first 24 hours.
Oh, my God.
Conversion is low.
Look, to me, like, that, me putting it in that film is not good for me.
It makes me look bad.
But I think for a public service, it's good.
I think people should see the Instagram versus reality of two million views,
coverage and all this, done and all this.
That was the one I paid for the Forbes.
In one sale.
One sale, 24 hours.
So we did all this stuff.
And there's a kind of character guy that I met doing this called I'm co-founder of Venmo.
He's in the film a lot.
You know, we kind of at one point we're making a company together and then he disappears
because my ideas, I think, are a bit too raunchy for him.
And while I'm there, he tries to get me in on his mean coin that he makes, which is called
Jelly My Jelly.
You know, I kind of think, oh, you know, I don't really want to do that.
And if I had, according to him, if I'd have done that, I'd probably have invested $400.
You couldn't fact check this.
But I'd have made a million if I'd have done it at that time.
If you'd sold at the top of the whatever hype coin, which is basically impossible.
It's difficult, but when you've got the person who starts the coin, you know, saying...
He could tell you when to sell it, which is illegal, but whatever.
Sure.
But maybe not anymore because it's not security.
Oh, that's, yeah.
Yeah.
He made, you know, he had the number one turning meme coin on the planet on Solana.
And I could have been involved with it if I'd have been able to drop my ethics around money, maybe.
I have another experience with the crypto companies.
I end up not receiving some of the money for the work that I did with them.
And one of the things I learned from Icrum is he just, anything that happens to him, he sells as a win.
And that's an interesting way of living your life.
You'd be living your business.
And we end up doing this kind of auction for 10% of me for the rest of my life in a penthouse in the sea.
And we have a reserve is a million.
We have all these private equity people, these venture capital people in the room.
It feels like it could be a humiliation, but I'm confident.
we make 200 in the room, hit the reserve.
And then where do the offer gets to somebody?
Yeah, I know her.
She's a very smart person.
She is.
It's very sweet.
Yeah, so she decides to make you an offer, yeah?
Yeah, but the offer is contingent.
This person works in the crypto space.
It's contingent on me getting involved too.
You know, I talked the other day to our mutual friend John about it.
And he said that would have been such a good deal for her.
Yeah.
But at the time, I was so desperate that I couldn't see it.
We sign the contract, we agree to it.
And then I kind of have a crisis of confidence.
I talked to work.
We actually lost the scene where I go back and we talk about why I'm not going to do it.
Because I don't look at crypto like that.
And I kind of wish that we'd left that in a little bit.
She's awesome.
And I would love to work with her on something else.
It was just that specific offer.
Big venture capital.
So you sold her and a contract was on the back of an appkin.
And then you leverage that somehow.
Yeah.
So I leverage that with, I can't say the name of the bank,
but a bank on Wall Street, who based upon that offer that I'd made was a
legitimate offer from a hedge fund that we both know, the owner of. Yeah, we made the offer and I was able to get access to 80% of the value that that offer had established me, a very low interest loan.
If the offer was $1 million for 10%, the valuation is $10 million. And we got access to $8 million.
From the bank. Yeah. And that would have been, which was, again, like I said, about the thing with Moneyland and Oliver Bullock and things like that. When I started the film, I was interested in the difference of how.
an average person would think about how to make a million versus how...
An average person is like, I got to make a lot of tacos.
Yes, exactly.
My food truck has to be really successful.
Or whatever, you know.
But what the people with real money are doing is for leveraging a scenario, they create value
and they borrow against it.
That's a smart way of doing it.
There's another guy who's in the film as well, Jim, or I think you might have met him.
He's awesome.
Yeah, a big fan of Jim.
We were texting about it.
He loved the idea because he's obviously in a bracket of...
finances that he's a billionaire he's a billionaire and he's in the film and I ask him very
polite me for a million and he just laughs in my face yeah that's the appropriate yeah exactly i said
it's the equivalent to like 20 dollars for me but he's gonna have it and he's no but he said that
there's massive benefits to doing it as well because if you're going in say you want to buy a social
media platform and you want to get access to a lot of lines of credit you want to buy other big
ticket things and you can put down you know say for me it would have been the valuation of that
company which had been established by the offer that i'd been attracted but at the same
you can earn interest on the stocks that you leverage in order to get that. So there's so many benefits.
And, you know, if I'd have earned that million in the UK, I'd have paid 450,000 of it to taxes.
If I'd have leveraged it and borrowed it like I wanted to, I'd have paid zero.
Yeah, exactly right. So if you have $10 million in stock, I'm using round numbers.
Instead of selling all of it and having to pay cap gains, you borrow against it. And you say,
look, my stock portfolio is the collateral. I want this $5 million house, give me a $5 million cash loan.
and then you have bought that
and then all you need to do is service the principal on that
and the interest ideally.
But yeah,
you don't need to sell the stock and then pay the taxes on the stock.
Exactly that,
what you're saying now is,
like the Oliver Bullock thing,
was what I was trying to explore with this film.
It's a weird film.
You know,
I've just started doing interviews about it.
I've got a profile.
I did in the London Times that I did yesterday
and having to conceptualize and think about it.
It's a cinema verite type of film.
It follows me doing something.
There is 90 days.
I've got to make a me.
million and those are the terms of the film very different to i'm going to fuck with amazon or i'm
going to make a number one restaurant it's actually more similar to that but there's a lot of weird
kind of cul-de-sacs and dead ends that happen in it and that's what we bargained for and there was
this book that i read by mountain amos called money it's about a character it lives between london and
new york and just dealing with the ethics of money and more egalitarian but grotesque and
the kind of people that i met on my journey were fascinating you know and i feel like i'm
constantly talking to people who are one degree of separation, right, from federal prison.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, there's a lot of that.
There's a lot of that on this show.
Possibly present company included, depending on how this film shakes out.
Yes.
But yeah, I mean, you have to walk a fine line.
But, like, the fine line on one side is smart business.
The other side is a jail.
It's very close.
And sometimes you see people cross the line and you go, how did you get away with parole or a fine or, oh, it was too many resources?
for the prosecution to get the evidence together
because it was international
and Spain wasn't interested
at putting the resources
that didn't have a case.
So now that guy just gets to keep $50 million.
Yeah, isn't that crazy?
It is actually insane.
I feel like there's something very New York specifically.
There's something quite interesting
about the way that like white color crime,
people will go away for something
for a couple years, a year or two,
maybe two or three years,
they'll get a Rikers or whatever.
They're out and they're back to it.
immediately. And as someone who's just, I moved here 18 months ago, two years ago, there's something
fascinating about that. I don't know. I'm not saying that Britain is any better. I'm just saying
it was something that this is the first film I've made since moving here and it doesn't strike me
as weird or a coincidence that it's about this stuff. In closing here, what's the next thing you want
to expose? I am working actually on a, I can't actually say details, but I'm working on a show here
for American media.
I genuinely don't feel like any industry,
any institution is completely clean from this stuff.
And a lot of it for me is like the excitement
of figuring out how stuff works.
And sometimes you get it wrong.
And it is way better than what you thought.
My educational platform,
there's a moment where we get two million views
and the clip kind of goes viral from it.
I thought, wow, this might be it.
I might make a million legitimately, maybe.
Except for the fact that you have no idea
what you're talking about in the videos.
But yeah, other than that.
I might sell enough.
The whole thing for me comes from a place of curiosity as well.
And so there's an incredible amount of stuff here that I really am interested by.
And there's a lot.
We're way more different culturally, the Brits and the Americans than I.
Well, I actually can't talk to American.
I can talk to New Yorkers because I live here.
I feel like it's very different when you get out of New York.
Is that fair to say?
The United States?
Yeah, yeah.
This is a unique place.
So I can talk about New York.
And I feel like the show that I'm making will be a couple of other places where I'm intrigued by
like to go and have a look at.
But yeah.
I see.
Yeah, looking forward to that, man.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for coming on the show.
No, cheers, Jordan.
It was great.
I appreciate it.
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