The Jordan Harbinger Show - 1242: Christopher Whitcomb | A Life Among Spies Part One

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Ex-FBI sniper Christopher Whitcomb survived warlords, black ops, and helicopter crashes. He's here to explain how calculating risk kept him alive. [Pt. 1/2]Full show notes and resources can b...e found here: jordanharbinger.com/1242What We Discuss with Christopher Whitcomb:Risk calculation becomes second nature in high-stakes environments. Christopher Whitcomb describes constant mental math in life-threatening situations, assessing odds, escape routes, and survival probabilities while meeting warlords or navigating hostile territories.The psychological toll of extreme operations is cumulative and often invisible. Years of black ops, moral ambiguity, and life-threatening missions create layers of trauma that don't announce themselves until something breaks, making the "finding himself again" journey essential.Helicopters are surprisingly resilient war machines. Contrary to Hollywood's explosive fantasies, Vietnam proved these birds can take serious damage and stay airborne. When power does fail, auto-rotation uses blade inertia to control descent, turning disaster into survivable physics.Adrenaline addiction isn't about having too much adrenaline. Christopher Whitcomb explains he wasn't addicted because he didn't have it; his body adapted to extreme situations by no longer producing the chemical response most people experience, revealing how repeated exposure rewires our biology.Understanding the physics of consequence helps you push boundaries without crossing them. Whether rock climbing, tactical operations, or any high-risk endeavor, calculating limits lets you explore your edge safely. For further insights from Christopher Whitcomb, stay tuned for Part Two later this week!And much more...And if you're still game to support us, please leave a review here — even one sentence helps! Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course!Subscribe to our once-a-week Wee Bit Wiser newsletter today and start filling your Wednesdays with wisdom!Do you even Reddit, bro? Join us at r/JordanHarbinger!This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: The Cybersecurity Tapes: Listen here: thecybersecuritytapes.comHiya: 50% off first order: hiyahealth.com/jordanMint Mobile: Shop plans at mintmobile.com/jhsBetterHelp: 10% off first month: betterhelp.com/jordanAirbnb: Turn your house into a host: airbnb.com/hostSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:21 My guest today is Chris Whitcomb, a former FBI hostage rescue team sniper who's been shot at, hunted, stranded in war zones, and somehow lived, long enough to turn all of that into some wisdom and a heck of a book. His memoir, Anonymous Mail, A Life Among Spies, starts in a warlords compound in Afghanistan and ends with a man trying to find himself again after years in the shadows. This one has a little bit of everything. The war on terror, secret prisons, black ops, moral whiplash, and a little bit of redemption at the end. You ever hear those family stories and your mom's like, hey, don't listen to anything your uncle says. And you listen anyway because you're just wrapped. It's fascinating. That is this episode.
Starting point is 00:02:56 So let's get weird with Chris Whitcomb right here on the Jordan Harbinger show. So much like your book, this interview is going to be all over the place because you don't write linearly. I've people told you that before. Yeah, take pride in that. Yeah. Some like it, some don't. I thought it was kind of fun, actually. But at first I was like, wait, we're starting in Afghanistan.
Starting point is 00:03:17 It's like a movie, right? Like flash over here, flash over here. But it's one of the movie you have to pay attention to because if you zone out, you're like, oh, crap. Now I don't know what the hell's going on. It's tough to tell my story chronologically. that it kind of makes sense. There's an arc. The arc, you kind of have to make sense of things
Starting point is 00:03:33 because it's so wild. My story is so disparate. It's tough putting the pieces together. Yeah, I was kind of, I don't even know what I was expecting when you walked in. I was like, oh, that's him because I tried to look up what people look like if I make sense.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And because I'm always like, am I going to be right? It was not remotely correct. Really? Yeah, no, it was not remotely correct at all. Like, how so? You know, I don't know. I think. Older probably.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Well, there's that. But also I was like, oh, this is like a person who's, well, I guess maybe, You do have the tats. I expected the tats. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Button down like shirt with a penguin on. I don't know. It just wasn't, didn't see that comment. You know what? You know, it's kind of crazy because I've done a lot of meetings and a lot of situations in life. And you never know what to wear. I'm doing a thing tomorrow with a club of founders, CEOs and high worth, high net worth people. And I said, you want me to wear a suit?
Starting point is 00:04:19 Just out of courtesy. Right. I don't care. And they said, they quoted Mark Cuban as saying, you got to watch out for the worst dress guy in the crowd. Yeah. It doesn't matter anymore. Nobody cares anymore. Back when tech bros were new, not so on top value, but tech bros, I remember being in New York
Starting point is 00:04:34 and these, I used to be a corporate lawyer and these guys were like, look at this schmoke. He comes and wearing a fucking hoodie. And I was like, that's an $850 rabbit for hoodie from Neiman Marcus. That guy's probably sitting on some kind of private stock from Facebook or whatever it is. This is even before Instagram existed. So I was like, this guy is he's doing all right. And they were like, whatever. And then later on, one of the partners was like, so you were right, that guy has hundreds of millions of dollars.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I don't know what he does, something with Google in the 90s. And I was like, yeah, he doesn't need to wear a suit for us. Money's the freedom to do what you want. That's right. And who cares? Yeah. He's like he does not need to wear a suit for us. We have to wear suits for him.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah. That's how this works. I've got very nice suits. I choose to wear them sometimes. Yes. But if I choose to wear the suits, you know, listen, it's the same thing with you. Right. I show up in joggers and a T-shirt and sometimes people in the YouTube comments.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You need to dress professionally. It's like, and then what will happen? My show will become more popular. You know, but you got to go with the crowd. I mean, the only people I know that wear ties anymore on Capitol Hill, right? I mean, there's some old money that occasionally do, but I grew up in New England in old money and people didn't dress toward it, right? People wear money on their sleeve now, but it wasn't always the case.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yeah. So anyways, everything goes now. It's really what you have to say and what you do in life, if you ask me. And I'm asking you? The book starts with meeting a warlord in Afghanistan. I'd love to get this story. because there's a fun part we are doing these calculations
Starting point is 00:05:58 about whether you're going to die. And it's like four hours of the safe house by car, no guns, no backup. There's 12 of them, two of us. If I go get that guy's weapon, I could shoot three of these guys, I'm going to die.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So I like math. I like science. I like calculation because I like risk. So if you like risk and you build situations in your own life that are moving toward consequence, you got to be able to do the math. You want to get up to it.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You don't want to go with the edge. So it doesn't matter. Like, I love this guy, Alex Hannold. He's a rock climber. I was always a rock climber. And I would look at these cliffs and say, well, maybe I can do this, maybe I can do that. But you always have a belay. If he fall, someone's going to catch you. But you want to push it to the extreme. He's pushed it beyond what people even thought was possible because the consequence is death.
Starting point is 00:06:41 And for most human beings, that is the ultimate consequence. So I got to a point in life. Some people would say that I was addicted to adrenaline. I didn't have adrenaline. I wasn't addicted to it because I didn't have it. So I would build constructs leading to significant consequence. and the consequence gets more and more at that point in my life is death. So I didn't want to die.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I wanted to get to as close as possible to it when I thought I had a very strong statistical probability of survival. Right, okay. So that's what took me to that situation you're talking about. You've been there. I know you've been there. In a slightly different way, I suppose. I mean, my, I remember talking to a bunch of motorcycle racers and I was like, I was talking
Starting point is 00:07:20 about my trip to North Korea. And they were like, you should just race motorcycles. And I was like, no way, man, you can get killed on those things. And they're like, you can get held hostage in North Korea and works to death. That didn't scare you at all? I'm like, not really. I mean, but I'm not getting on a motorcycle. They're like, we have pads.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I'm wearing a helmet. I fall off the thing all the, it happens. I like motorcycles too. Yeah. I haven't been in North Korea. You're probably not allowed to. I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah, you're not done yet. I'm not done yet. I think people in life, you can build the construct any you want. The metaphor is risk, consequence, and accomplishing something. It could be money, could be sports. It could be military. It could be anything. It doesn't matter. It could be a soccer mom on the 405 trying to get home with a kid in the back, and that's her threshold.
Starting point is 00:08:02 That's the threshold. Yeah, I suppose. Everybody's got a different threshold. What kind of kid grows up willingly running toward gunfire, essentially? I don't know. I grew up a poet. I was wanting to be a writer. I had never had any interest in that world.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Didn't know anything about that world. And where I came from in Northern Hampshire, it was as far away as anybody could be. I never knew anybody in the military. I think my uncle got into West Point, but he had to go to like a prep school for a year to go, and he backed out. I never knew anybody in the military. And I did not think that was my path.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I wanted to write be a poet. I wanted to play music. I wanted to do things other. And I went that way. So I don't know the answer because it wasn't me. I found that in life. It wasn't me. I wasn't born of that.
Starting point is 00:08:43 You ended up becoming that person, essentially. I definitely ended up becoming that person, yeah. What did your upbringing teach you about danger or resilience? because you didn't just magically become this warlord chasing security contractor in Somalia, right, in Afghanistan? Yeah, I wasn't really a security contractor. I was trying to find the industry term for this. Yeah. What would you call it?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Entrepreneur. I built a company from scratch and I had 4,000 people. So I would look at it from your perspective as an entrepreneur. But the answer is kind of complex. And I think part of it is that I wrote in that book that I was born whole into a life fully formed. We're not going to get into a conversation about philosophy. necessarily, but I think that we open ourselves to certain things in life and certain things find us in life. My life took me places that I could not have possibly imagined at any stage leading
Starting point is 00:09:32 up to it. And I've heard you talk about this before. I think we set ourselves up for those of us that want adventure, those of us that want to go out and do things in the world. I don't think there's a path. There's not a linear path to finding the things I've done in my life. But I think the model, the question you ask about growing up is, when I was a kid that was no TV. There was no internet. There was no phones. There was nothing. It was the outdoors. I'd get up in the morning and I'd ski. I'd rock climb. I'd hike. I would stay outdoors for a long periods of time. And it built an independence and it built an ability to survive in all kinds of situations. And those gave me the freedom, I think, to thrive in adventure. Yeah, some of it's wiring,
Starting point is 00:10:13 I suppose, too, right? It's just got to, it has to be. It's got to be a little bit. Yeah. I mean, your version of a bad Monday is not spilling coffee, right? It's dodging bullets. That's a different kind of office politics, I think, than most people are used to. The initial ingredients have to be a little different. And I would say that I think dodging bullets is relatively easy. Lots and lots of people go into law enforcement. They go into the military. They go into situations that could end up there.
Starting point is 00:10:36 But for me, the dodging bullets was not the party. It was being in a situation where there were bullets and trying to find a way to create challenges within that environment and overcome those challenges. That was my kick. People get wound up for gunfire. at the end of the day, the probability of getting hit in a gunfight are so infidimicimally small. They say during the Civil War that it took a man's weight in bullets before one hit him on average. So the trick is to be as heavy as possible. Exactly right.
Starting point is 00:11:06 But the bottom line, in my estimation, is that gunfire is loud. It's really frigging loud. And it becomes exponentially more when you put in bombs and everything else that goes along with it. So combat environments are incredibly allowed. And they're loud because of percussion and the percussion is overwhelming. When you realize that it's one tiny little pill going through the air and it's going straight based on gravity, it gives you a different perspective. So if you can take the noise out of it, if you can reduce variability in my experience, you've got much, much better odds of success. And it's like that in life, anything.
Starting point is 00:11:41 If you can reduce the noise in a car race or a corporate office building or a sporting event, if you can reduce the distraction, the variability. of noise, in my experience, it's much more manageable. So it's learning those things. If you wanted to be a musician and kind of, you know, the poetry thing, how did you end up in the FBI? That's like the squareest place for a non-square to be. Well, it's not the case
Starting point is 00:12:04 now, but when I was a kid, being a writer was a real thing. It was something you would aspire to. Yeah, sure. It's not now. I mean, everybody can write everything and there's no grammar. There's no capital letters. My book agent, one of the best book agents in a world, he sends me these text messages. They're illegible. It was a thing.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I wanted to be Ernest Hemingway and all the guys in that era. Sure. So my career path was to write. I mean, you could say you were right, but you had a write. Yeah. So it took me through things, newspaper reporter, English teacher at a boarding school, and along with that, I like to play guitar. So you take poetry, guitar, you got music, then you've got, you know, your writing stuff. It all goes together.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Yeah. Yeah, your book is full of stories, like the kinds of stories you hear at a family party as a kid. And then your mom's trying to get you to leave the room, you know. Stay away from that guy. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, I want to hear this. And then after everyone leaves your mom and your aunt are like, don't listen to anything Uncle Chris says. He's just kidding. Stay away from that guy.
Starting point is 00:12:57 He's just kidding. That's right. That's what this book, the book reminded me out because I was just like, this is the one where all the kids are like, Oh, Chris is here. Oh, my guy, he's going to let us drink beer. I don't know, whatever. And tell us, you know, about the time he saw guys playing soccer with a dude's head or something. And, like, the mom's like, don't tell them the head thing again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:14 He had nightmares for three months. Like, I got a lot of that. I got a lot of news stories. Get a lot of that. From my own kids. Yeah. Right? Sure. That's part of it.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah. Oh, man. You were part of the elite hostage rescue team. So H.R.T. Tell us what that is because most people don't even know that exists. Yeah. And thanks for that asking the question is the way you ask them. I think the problem is when I talk to people, it's very difficult to explain things because, like, I was talking to my mother one time and she was saying something about racist military people.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And I said, mom, mom, what are you talking about racist military people? And she said, well, they all have guns and guns and racism. It all goes together. But that was my mother who lived with these stories for all these years. My point is this, that explaining the way the world works takes a minute. And I use it as a continuum. So in law enforcement, there's a crossing guard. And then you've got people at the far extreme at the other side.
Starting point is 00:14:06 And this group, the hostage rescue team, is the far end at the other side. So in order to get into it, you've got to join the FBI, which at the time was difficult when I joined. Once you get in, you have to try out for this team. At the time, there were about 13,000 FBI. agents. And there were 50 members of this team. Wow. And they have a selection once a year. And sometimes they take one guy. Sometimes they take five or more. At the time, it was very difficult to get in. Now it's harder. Yeah. They're extraordinary people. So they're very highly educated. They're world-class athletes. They're world-class shooters. They're all those things. But the thing that
Starting point is 00:14:41 distinguishes them is their ability to make decisions under stress. So just to give it in perspective, you have police organizations, federal, state, and local, the LAPD, the California State Police, Highway Patrol, I think is. Then you've got the federal agencies, one of which would be the FBI. There are 18,000 of those organizations in the United States. 18,000. Yeah, campus cops and all these different organizations. I guess that makes sense, but it just sounds like a lot. So at the end of the day, a lot of people would think, well, who's going to come if everything else fails?
Starting point is 00:15:12 And many, many people think it's the FBI. And that's evolved over time. but that's the way it was. So within that construct, if something really bad happens, it's likely it's going to be the FBI that comes in and saves the day because they have the resources. It's not necessarily that they're better. They have, I think the last budget was $8 to $10 billion. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Staggering amounts of money. And those resources give you the ability to do things. Within that framework, that's civilian law enforcement. Then you have the military, which is a warfighting capability for the United States government. The military has two organizations. Seale Team 6, or dev group, the guys have got bin Laden, and Delta Force on the Army side, those two groups were put together in the 70s as a counterterrorism mechanism, a violent mechanism to resolve terrorist issues, like the Olympic Games in Munich,
Starting point is 00:16:01 where hostages were taken, and they came out of that. When the United States hosted the Olympic Games in 1984 in Los Angeles, the U.S. government didn't want to have another Munich Games. So they said, well, who are we going to rely upon if something goes bad? They went to Delta and seal team six, which would have been the likely choices. So the government, the Attorney General of the United States said, look, we got to take care of this thing. They went to Delta at Fort Bragg, saw a demonstration. And he said, fantastic, that's remarkable.
Starting point is 00:16:30 But I don't see any handcuffs. One of the operators famously said, we don't need handcuffs. They all get two right here. Yeah. That doesn't work in civilian law enforcement. There's a law called the Possecomitatus post-Septus. Civil War that says the U.S. government cannot use the military and civilian law enforcement. So they created a third, more or less equivalent at the time group, and they had to put it
Starting point is 00:16:53 someplace outside the military. They put it in the FBI. I see. So they took from the FBI to staff this counterterrorism team, and they built it in the model of Delta at Fort Bragg. That's where the hostage team came from. I see. So it's basically a special forces group that can operate domestically in the United States and a law enforcement as opposed to the military. Correct, but also internationally. Oh, it does operate. Yeah, until, and this is why it's so difficult to explain. When I joined the team in the 80s and 90s, when this team was stood up, terrorism was considered law enforcement mechanism. If a bad guy did something with a bomb or hijacked a plane, the U.S. government would go after them, arrest them, prosecute them and put them in jail. After 9-11,
Starting point is 00:17:35 we just killed indiscriminately in war. It's a different mechanism. But prior to that, we'd did that, and we, under two laws from the 1980s, HRT got all the gigs. So if you've heard of renditions where we go into a foreign country and snatch somebody, that team, we did all of the renditions. Really? Okay. Prior to 9-11. Oh, prior to 9-1. Because I was going to say the ones after 9-11 and the ones where everyone says, hey, you can't just take somebody from Egypt and put them in Syria as it turns out you can. It turns out. You can. Oddly enough, you can. If you have enough guns, you can do that. Right. And the first one that ever happened, you can Google this is called goldenrod and it was 86 I think it was early 80s and it was a joint agency FBI operation for this
Starting point is 00:18:16 guy named Fawaz Yunus who gave up terrorism took up drug dealing in Beirut and they lured him offshore in a boat and then scuba dive basically up to the boat snatched him and flew back to the United States and it went from there at the time there were quite a few now it's now you use a drone to sink the boat yeah exactly yeah I was going to say why bother going to get it but now it all makes sense if you want to prosecute him you get a little nostalgic for the old days, but that was it. But anyway, so that was my era. That was a long time ago. They're an extraordinary organization that has evolved from those days. What I did, I probably wouldn't even make the team now. You know, they're really extraordinary in ways that we didn't
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Starting point is 00:19:43 Now, back to Chris Whitcomb. I talked to a lot of old special forces guys from like the 60s and 70s. I guess not as money are around anymore, but some of them, and they're like, oh, you would have loved it. And I'm like, oh, I can't run 10 miles with a breathing mask on in the snow with no shoes. And they're like, we didn't have to do any of that. And we talk about. You have to shoot.
Starting point is 00:20:03 You have to be able to make decisions. You have to be smart. think, I'm like, you know what the selection criteria is for some of these units now? It's like 70-mile rucks. And they're like, oh, no thanks. Well, that's Delta. But you got to remember there's a continuum there as well. So you could go into the military, then you could go into the Army, then you go into the
Starting point is 00:20:18 Rangers, and then you could go. Eventually, you might make it to Delta. But the special operations community, J-Soc, is large. It's complex. But when you get to the far end of that, you do have to run 70 miles with an 80-pound pack barefoot in the winter with a mask on. But at that point, the training is what? longer really physical because they're just trying to break you and see if you can still
Starting point is 00:20:38 function? No, no, no, you have to function. The physical training is crazy. It's insane, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you have to stay that condition the entire time you're there. On this team that I was on, we would fast rope. Fast rope is just slide down a gym rope out of a helicopter, you know, under bad situations. Sure. And a significant number of people have died just in training. Yeah. It's a dangerous job day in and day out. Yikes. Yeah, another guest on the show, he joined the Seals and he couldn't swim very well. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah. But he made it. And then they were like, now I've got to teach you how to swim.
Starting point is 00:21:08 But it took him like four tries and he had, what is it called? Like, Rabdo, where you overtraining your muscles start to, it's so decayed, you can't function and you get poison from the lack. Yeah, yeah, it's complex. It's hard. There's a different type of person psychologically. Yeah. I mean, I think you can have a basic physical ability. It's got to be better than basic.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Yeah. You've got to be fast. You're going to be strongly of these things. But you have to have a mechanism that shuts off the quit mechanism. You've got to have a different psychology. Yeah. It's more psychology and decision-making than it is shooting or physical. It's not about push-ups and pull-ups and swimming.
Starting point is 00:21:40 It's not about those things at all. Yeah, that's interesting. One of my friends is Sue, Ben Greenfield's, like, a really athletic guy. That's an understatement. He wins these, like, tough mutters and all these competitions. So he did, like, a special forces pseudo-training thing, and they had to make it harder for him. Like, they would dunk you in a tank of water, and people would panic. And then he was, you know, fine.
Starting point is 00:21:59 So they were like, okay, well, now you can only breathe through a straw. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, okay. And so he said it was hell on earth, but you know. You get really good at being miserable. I mean, everything is miserable. Yeah. That element is, and then you go sleep under a rock for a week with no food.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I mean, it's, it kind of sucks, but there's, there are rewards as well. It's like CrossFit with live ammunition and fewer Instagram posts, I guess. Yeah, no Instagram posts. Yeah, not back then. You mentioned the firefights and the shootouts and stuff like that. I'm wondering what goes through your head in a situation like that. Like, what are you thinking when you're going to gunfight or is it? When I was a kid, you would fight all the stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:32 time. It's just what you did. Somebody calls you a name, you punch him in a nose, you roll around a little bit, you buy them a Coke and go back to school. I lived in an era in a place where fighting was not necessarily a really bad thing. It was just part of the way you resolve things. Now we look at things differently, right? But I always said it doesn't matter if you fight, if you're trying to hurt somebody with your words, or if you punch him in a nose, or if somebody picks up a rock or a knife or a two by four or a gun, it's an escalation and you get a nuclear bomb. So it's all a fight. in my estimation, the one-on-one intimacy of a fight, however that may be with a gun or with a fist or whatever the case may be, is very different than a war situation. Because in a war, I remember very clearly I had this perception that I didn't have a fucking clue who to go after first.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Like you're in a situation where you have more than one target and you have more than one threat and you've got to make a decision on who gets it first. Like I always wanted what was like to be in a D-Day or Gettysburg or something where you have thousands of people or the Peloponnesian War or whatever. When you have large groups of people running each other and you got to pick one person and you got to go after that one person. That's difficult. That's different. That's a whole different thing. Yeah. I can't imagine being also.
Starting point is 00:23:44 They're basically sending kids into these situations. Yeah, that's right. That's the other thing. You're 19 and they're like run at the beach and you're like, I don't really want to do that. It's like, okay, well, you're going to get shot in this boat for sure. I mean, imagine that kind of courage. Imagine the countless thousands of people, just Americans, not other countries. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Just Americans in the last 250 years have gone to war at 18 years of age with no clue what to do or how to do it. Very little training. I mean, it's crazy. That kind of commitment, sacrifice, and courage. It's wild. I hit a certain point. I can't remember how old I was, maybe like 30 or maybe I was 28. And I was like, oh, I can actually die.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Yeah. And I was like, this is an uncomfortable feeling. I didn't have that for the decade prior. Yeah. You need to find people who are in that. decade and then they're like, oh, I've seen enough movies to know that I'm going to make it out of this. That's what happens to the main character. You know, that's the first thing.
Starting point is 00:24:32 I remember the training for that first unit that I was part of, they came up with this stuff called simonitions, which is using real guns, real bullets. Yeah, with the yellow plastic-y thing on. Yeah, they should choke down paint pills. It's not paintball, it's real guns. But we would start running CQB with those. So you get tagged and then you go, oh, I would have survived that. I would have survived that.
Starting point is 00:24:55 And it changes your thinking. Oh, that's interesting. It really dramatically improves your sense of survivability. And if you think you're going to survive and you're going to accomplish the mission, you're much, much more capable of doing it. Once you take the magic out of anything, I mean, whatever people in life, they say, well, I don't know how to do this, I don't know how to do that. Once they learn the clue, a magic trick, you learn the key.
Starting point is 00:25:15 All of a sudden, it takes a magic out and it's a different thing altogether. It reminds me of boxing. I took a couple of boxing lessons and the coach was like, here's a problem. You're afraid of getting hit. Yeah, yeah, it's going to hurt. He's like, wham. And I was like, oh, he's like, you're still, you're fine. He didn't fall.
Starting point is 00:25:29 And I said, that's true. And he goes, that's going to happen a bunch. It's fine, right? And I was like, all right. And then he's hitting me and I'm blocking it. And he's like, now that you're not afraid, you can go forward when somebody is going to hit instead of just curling up and waiting for them to be done and get tired. Because that was kind of my strategy before was, I don't want to look at it. It's going to hurt.
Starting point is 00:25:45 You know, and he's just batting me in the head. And he's like, he should probably do something instead of just stand there and get hit. So that sounds like it with some munitions. It's like, okay, all right, you got shot in the arm. So now you know you should probably shoot back at that guy and, you know, charred forward instead of just standing there while he's aiming the gun at you. Well, in fairness, these guys, they ever watch this thing and say, get this guy Whitcomb to stop talking about us.
Starting point is 00:26:05 He doesn't even know. Yeah. But in the day, everybody was very good at shooting, fighting, and if necessary, dying. That was it. But it was all about the mission. This team that I was on, this is interesting, because I want to come back. I got a question for you. It was interesting because the first three years I was on this team, we never had,
Starting point is 00:26:21 we had everybody. We had our own surgeons. We had our own, we had a medical component so that when somebody did get hurt, we could deal with it. That's probably a good idea. Yeah, it was a good idea. In-house. We don't want this. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:26:32 The first three years I was on this team, there was no immediate action drill for somebody going down. What does that mean? Oh, I see. I mean, if you and I go through that door at 4 o'clock in the morning and you take a flyer and you go down, I didn't stop to take care of you, like medics in the military, I would jump over you and go and accomplish a mission. For three years. Right. Nobody ever talked about helping anybody.
Starting point is 00:26:54 You would go back after it was over. So it was a different type of thinking. But one thing I want to bring up, I watch the show where you're talking about, the situation in Mexico, and you're in the backseat of that car, in the backseat of the taxi cab. And I think you make a really brilliant point that very, very few people look at in life writ large that most people who are not familiar with a crisis don't know when to make the decision that it is a crisis and get involved.
Starting point is 00:27:21 so many people through the history of time have pushed it up to the point where it was too late. Yeah. And you made a fascinating statement about when you decided to get engaged and you put yourself in a position where you could interact with the threat with no training whatsoever. Right. So I find that really fascinating.
Starting point is 00:27:38 That was, you're talking about, so for people who don't know, this is when I got kidnapped by the taxi in Mexico and I didn't, there was no smartphones. So I wasn't screw around looking at Instagram chicks or whatever. And I was looking out the window and realized we were going the wrong and then I asked a guy to drop me off and he said, no, that was a big red flag. And I remember thinking, I can't be getting kidnapped because that's never happened
Starting point is 00:27:58 to me before. And then immediately going, that doesn't make any sense. Why would, just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it can't happen. And also if people get kidnapped and they get killed as a result, well, then they're not talking about that. So maybe it should pay attention. That's what you're talking about, right? I am talking about it because it applies to absolutely everything in life.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I don't care what it is a motorcycle race and you brought up that or whatever the situation. Many people, I think it's just built in to mammals, get to a point. Everybody knows fight or flight. But getting to fight or flight is what is a problem for so many people in society. Once you get to the point where it's fight or flight, it's probably too late. I mean, you're running or you're fighting, but you might be dying. So it doesn't matter. But it could be anything.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I mean, you're selling a house and you're negotiating and there's a moment where you go, this has never happened before when you get engaged. When human beings can anticipate variability, look at all that. risk and make decisions early. They're going to be so much happier with the decision making. And that's something I learned very early. There's so many times that I look back and I go, oh, if I'd maybe not been so afraid to challenge this particular thing or engage a little bit more, dive in a little bit more, do it again a different way, that's for sure. People want to duck their head, put their head in the sand. Most often it does not go well. Anticipation is very big. What do you think is the hardest
Starting point is 00:29:13 decision you had to make in the field under pressure? I don't know right off the top of my head, but I would say that thing I talked about in the book, for those who haven't read it, I wrote a book about my life in that world from basically from 9-11 until now. Yeah, anonymous mail. It'll be linked to the show notes. The bottom line is this.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I ended up creating these situations where more and more difficult, and I ended up on an intelligence community gig in Somalia. So I flew to Nairobi. I hired a Cessna, 182B. I flew into Bidowa, when they stood up the government. I was there for when they,
Starting point is 00:29:46 literally when they made Somalia, a country lasted about three weeks. I was going to say, I've never heard of that city, but maybe because it's not under it wasn't a city. It was a patch of dirt you could land in. Okay. And it was a warehouse that had been blown up so many times they gathered the government and the United Nations in this one building. It only had half a roof because the other roof had been blown off. It had a dirt floor. And anyway, I was there when that happened. I got stuck there and I ended up about, I think it was about three weeks later in Mogadishu. Okay. This was after the first
Starting point is 00:30:17 Battle of Mogadishu, which was Blackhawk down, and the U.S. government pulled out, and it was a very short time before the second battle of Mogadishu, which I helped precipitate to a certain degree. So I ended up in the second best airport in Mogadishu, which was called K-50, and K-50 had been an old Russian landing strip, and I had to get out of the country, and I couldn't get out of the country. I was supposed to get out on one of the cot flights. They have this group called Bluebird Air in Nairobi that would fly cot or Mira. It's like a Copenhagen. type thing that everybody stays high on. Oh, crap.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah, the stuff that you put in your lip like chew, but it's like it's super addictive and super you build a tolerance. And it's real bad for you. It's real bad for you. And it gets of rots your teeth out. And if you get an AK-47 and you're 13 years old, it's even less good for you with the people around you, which is the whole country. So I went in on my own.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I was supposed to get a ride out on one of these cop flights. That didn't happen because changes were made with the people that were paying me. It went bad. So anyways, I ended up. up in Moishu, 4 o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon, whatever the case was. And it was just me. I had a technical. I had a team, I had my own army. Okay. It's a technical is a like it's an old Toyota pickup truck. It's a high lux. They love those. Yeah, they love them. Well, it's because they run forever. They do. But if you see a high luck, when I saw a high lux, not in like a dirty war zone
Starting point is 00:31:39 with a machine gun welded to it, I was like, oh, people actually drive these. Oh, that's what that is. Yeah. Oh, this is what it's supposed to look like. When it has a toy Toyota financing. all these wars around the world. But they're everywhere, right? Yeah, the Taliban vehicle of choice. So I had one of those welded in the back is it's called a D-SH-K. The Dushka, which means sweetheart in Russia, so they call it sweetheart. So I had a Dushka and I had, you know, guys with AKs and whatever else.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I was actually in an old Toyota Corolla that got shot up at a roadblock trying to get there. So anyways, I get to Mogue, I got 600 bucks in my sock. That's all I had left because there's no money. There's no military. No ATMs. There's nothing. There's nothing. I mean, it's bombed flat. It's an inhospitable location. I'd been there a long time. So I get to this airport and there's an old plane on the runway, like you see in the old D.B. Cooper thing where he jumped, like the stairs come down in the back. And I could see it in the distance. And somebody told me I could get on that plane. That's why I went there. It was like two and a half or three hour drive from Bidoa. So it was over. My technical was gone. And I'm surrounded while all these guys staring at me going, who the fuck is that guy?
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah. And that's kind of what kept me alive because nobody wanted to make a decision to take me if I worked for their boss. Like there's seven guys and they're all vying for whatever. Who's going to kidnap this guy and I'll look for ransom? You might get a raise. You might get an extra dollar a month, but you might get your head chopped off with a butter knife too. Right. And so anyways, I end up there zero options. I had $600 in a passport. They came out. This guy came out and took my $600. When I say airport, it's not an airport. There was a blue tarp that sold Nestle Wall. and it's like top ramen noodles you could eat dry and a bunch of starving. I don't want to make it sound less worse than it was, but it was bad. And there's this plane. So I know if I get on the plane, I'm going to survive. If I don't get on the plane, I'm not going to survive. I couldn't swim anywhere. You're right.
Starting point is 00:33:28 That was it. So anyways, they came. They took the 600 bucks and now I have no money. And I don't know anybody. I don't have a ticket. I don't know that I'm getting on the plane. Then the guy comes back and search me to see if I had any more money and took my passport. Now I'm in Mogadishu on my own doing a gig with an agency and I have nothing.
Starting point is 00:33:50 No money. No passport. You got shoe laces. I could maybe strangle myself. Yeah. You could do an Epstein on myself. Maybe if I, you know. That's the backup plan.
Starting point is 00:33:58 So that was a bad day. So that was, I think that was probably a point in my life where I said, I want to tune this up a little bit. But I did get on the plane. That's the bottom one. Who's playing with it? It was just a charter. Somebody flew a charter in.
Starting point is 00:34:09 I still have no idea how. or how. I have a ticket. They actually wrote up this little thing and I saved it. So I walk out and the staircase goes up. I think I made it. I'm looking out the windows.
Starting point is 00:34:20 This plane was so old. You couldn't see out the windows because the glass had been beadblasted from landing into sand. Yeah. So it's all like, what do you call it? Like opaque? Opaque, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Almost foggy because it's been sanded down. Yeah. So I just take sandpaper to the windshield of your Porsche 9-11 and, you know. So you're looking at you see the Army or whatever remains rolling up and you're like, please don't. coming from me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, so you go through this up and down. It's hope, really.
Starting point is 00:34:46 The thing that sustains you is hope. You hear people talk about it, that everything is horrible, but maybe it's going to get better. So I'm on the plane, the stairs come up, the engines start up, and I think, we're out of here. Then all of a sudden, the engines spin down, and you can see the light coming in from the stairs coming down. Yeah. Fuck me. Yeah. These guys came on, but they took the guy in the seat right behind me, and which was a bad day for him. Yeah. But it was a great day for me. And then stairs came up. And I remember going down the runway, looking out and going, I'm really getting out of here. It was interesting because when I go back to Nairobi, I had flown into Nairobi commercial. I flew out of Nairobi on a chartered plane that I paid cash for, so there's
Starting point is 00:35:27 no record of me leaving. So when I came back in, I had to go back through the airport, and I had nothing to show that I had left the country to go to Somalia. And they knew I came back from Somalia. So that was kind of complicated. Oh, yeah. What do you even, I mean, how do you handle that. Make a phone call. Yeah. With a number in West Virginia. That makes sense. Yeah. I need a fake reentry visa for Kenya. I've had plenty of those, man. Plenty of those. Yeah. Oh, it's in my other passport that I'm also not supposed to have. I'm not talking to you. Call this number. Chris is out here wrestling with moral questions that end up in history books. Meanwhile, I'm just wondering if my laundry is still in the dryer. Anyway, while we sit with that existential
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Starting point is 00:36:30 It is that important that you support those who support the show. Now, back to Chris Whitcomb. Man, most of us panic when our phone battery hits 2%. Meanwhile, you got real decisions to make. Okay, so let's go back to the question you asked, why did I write a book that skips around? Yeah, yeah. I rest my case.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah. And it's just, you know, and there's so much stuff we haven't talked about, about the writing I worked on as a speech writer on Capitol Hill. Yeah. Wrote for the New York Times and GQ Magazine. I mean, there's just so many bizarre things. I don't, it's hard to figure out where to start. It is.
Starting point is 00:37:00 It's hard to make a through line for everything. Yeah. If Hollywood made a movie about the HRT or just these kinds of teams in general, what's the first thing you would tell them? them to stop doing if you were consulting on that movie. Hiring Angelina Jolie. Just stop hiring Angelina Jolie. Stop hiring her. When American Sniper came out,
Starting point is 00:37:18 look, she's enormously talented. Yeah. And she's remarkable in every conceivable way. So it's not about Angelina Jolie. It's the idea that you could make a movie called American Sniper and take a book about a real guy who did real things. And all of a sudden, in the middle of a gunfight, he's going to make a call home to talk to his kids and I love you with her. There's not a lot of time to think about your kids when you're in a gunfight.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah. So many of the things that make those stories remarkable, those lives remarkable to moviegoers, they don't resonate with the people making those movies. I've been in this town for a long time. You've been in this town for a long time. And there are things when you go into a studio and you talk about plots. So what I would say is, if you want to make one of these, make a story that resonates. And there have been some remarkable movies. I'm a big fan of Catherine Bigelow. I'm a big fan of Peter Berg. I'm a big fan of many people who embrace. the in hospitable core of what these things are about. Combat. Violence in general is ugly. So don't aggrandize it, but by the same token,
Starting point is 00:38:19 don't soft sell the reason you're making the movie. So I was not a big fan of American sniper. What's the dumbest injury you ever saw somebody get during training? This is me because oftentimes I'm an idiot, but we were doing this thing with the asps. You know what it happens? It's like a baton. Yeah, the extensible baton. Like you're running and I keep on, so I tag dogs.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Anyways, you run this thing. out. So we were practicing one day and we're practicing some kind of a fighting thing. And we had these asps and we had these blocks of wood. And you would swing at this thing. Like, you were doing the thing, we'd go up and he'd come down and you go faster and harder and it's a competition, everything you do. And I remember somebody was going harder than I was. And I went up and down when I did. I came down on the top of the guy's hand that was holding the thing. So that was one of the stupidest. Ouch. Oh, it was bad. Yeah. But listen, you get hurt. You know,
Starting point is 00:39:09 People die all the time. So that was a stupid mistake, not the worst. Yeah, if you're going to get injured in that line of work, you want to have a good story, not just, yeah, my training partner thought it was just embarrassing because then everybody last and the poor guys lost two fingers and, you know, it's unpleasant. Yeah, that's no good. Curran, I'm sorry, man. You ever hit anybody with one of those ascendable batons?
Starting point is 00:39:30 I've hit people with about everything you can imagine. Yeah. When I was working security, I used to, I mean, I wasn't carrying a gun. And I remember these Mexican gangsters, they would always get really drunk and start shooting and I would hit them with the baton. Yeah. And they would break all the time. These batons are, you think you're such an unstoppable badass with this metal stick.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And then you hit somebody in the arm and their arm might break, but your baton is bent. And you go, oh, this is only good for like one whack. Well, these things are crap. We had better quality ones than you did. Yeah, I guess so. Because I've never broken one, but I will say how you hit somebody makes a massive difference. Yeah. Because they're designed for specific things to change behaviors.
Starting point is 00:40:07 They're not designed. to the less lethal force. Could they be used and kill somebody? Yes. That's not what they're designed for. But you've got to apply them in certain ways. And bone joints, things like that. Change people's opinion.
Starting point is 00:40:20 But then you add drugs and alcohol. If you push on it, these guys are always coked up. Yeah. So we would try to choke them with it because I couldn't often wrap my arms around the guys because they were big. So I'd choke them with a baton. Or I would tap them on the top of the knee or the shin because that hurts,
Starting point is 00:40:35 but it doesn't have to do anything other than leave a bruise. But there was a guy who wouldn't let me. go and he was a little bit older, I just couldn't get his arm off of me. So I whacked his arm. And I remember it broke. But then I remember looking at my baton like, oh, shit, this thing is a piece of garbage. You're right, though. It wasn't, the brand was not ASP because those are expensive. It was a knockoff brand. So I went out and bought an ASP after that. And you could tell because the cheap ones, if you use them enough, they fall apart. They just fly apart because they're made out a shitty big deal. Depending on something for your safety, your well-being, by good stuff. Yeah. Generally,
Starting point is 00:41:07 generally a wise choice. instead of going to the gas station baton or whatever I have. What's a survival skill everyone thinks they need but is actually useless? Oh, wow. Survival skill that everybody thinks he needs. While you're thinking, I'll give a funny example. Give me one. We were talking about earthquake survival and safety, and my wife is like, okay, I'm on it.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I was like, you got to get us an earthquake survival safety kit or something like that. Can you research that? She's like, yeah. About a week later, I said, what did you get? She goes, I got a fire starter. I'm like, what are you doing? We need like water and food. I don't know like a crank radio or something.
Starting point is 00:41:41 She's like, all right, back to Amazon. I got a story for about everything. So I'll tell you the story. Yeah. So I lived in Venice for a long time, off and on for Italy or California. Well, I've been to Venice, but in California, Venice, California. So there's a restaurant on Abbott Kinney. I'm not going to say the name of it, but it was a very prominent restaurant at the time.
Starting point is 00:41:59 There's a garden in the back, and we'd have a lunch every Friday. So we'd get some really interesting people. We'd sit around and have lunch and we tell stories and talk about interesting things, right? So these are very highly successful. well-known people this afternoon. And the topic was this. If the earthquake comes, if it all goes to hell in Southern California, what are you going to do? So everybody thought about it for the week. They came back and we had the conversation. So it starts with this one guy and he said, I am going to take $10,000 and I'm going to have it broken into fives and tens. This is a true
Starting point is 00:42:31 story, 100% true story. He goes, well, look, nobody's going to be able to make change. So he went out and took 10 grand, and he did this. This was not hypothetical, and had 20s and hundreds and whatever, converted to fives and tens because if the shit went hit the fan, they wouldn't have to make change. The second guy said, I went out and I got a motorcycle license and I bought an 80-c scooter because everybody's going to be trying to get out of L.A. You won't be able to get gas. I can go around them and I can ride this scooter out of town. Yeah. And I said, well, that's okay, but you'll get like seven miles and then you're out of gas. You're hitchhiking. Yeah. So that didn't go very well.
Starting point is 00:43:09 The third guy said, I went out and I bought a gas grill, a sleeping bag, and something else. I can't remember. Oh, I remember is a sleeping bag. So they're all very happy with themselves. Everybody's going right on. This is fantastic. Yeah. Good decision making.
Starting point is 00:43:23 You're going to survive. And they look at me, knowing my background, and I said, what would you do? And I would say, I didn't do anything. I'm going to go to your house. I'm going to take your motorcycle to your house and get your sleeping bag. And I'm going to go to your house and take your $10,000. and then go on my way. Go on my way.
Starting point is 00:43:38 So the answer is people oftentimes think, what do I need to survive these things? Many, many times you're wrong. Like, I knew people at various times. I'm not a gun nut. I have guns because I think I should in society. If something happens, I'd feel badly if I didn't. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:51 For other people. And just because I've had so much training and experience with them. However, I have these friends who at various times would go out and buy 10,000 rounds of ammo or whatever. And they'd say, why aren't you buying ammo? And I'd say, because I don't want to carry you. 10,000 rounds am. I need about three rounds so I can take yours. Yeah, yeah, sure. So people realize you need shelter if it's cold. You need food and water and sleep.
Starting point is 00:44:15 You don't need much of anything except a plan. And if you have that, or a helicopter, you'll be fine. Helicopter's fine, but they run out of gas and they get shot down. That's true. Yeah, I suppose. Oh, man, getting shot down on the helicopter. How easy is it? You're the only guy I've talked to recently that might know this. How easy is it to shoot down a helicopter? Because one, you've got to hit it. That can't be easy. And you've got to hit it somewhere that matters, which is probably also not that easy. Another great story. One of the guys on my team, because this team I was on, this host of rescue team, it was some of the most extraordinary people you ever met.
Starting point is 00:44:44 One of the guys' name was Jimmy Yacone. Jimmy Yacone was in one of the helicopters in Black Hawk down when you see. I think it was like Jeremy Piven, who I used to be friends with way back in the day. And Jeremy Piven was playing Jimmy Yacone. And they got, I think it was Jeremy that was playing the role. They took an RPG. They're flying around Mogadishu and a Black Hawk. And they take an RPG.
Starting point is 00:45:03 It explodes. I think it killed the game. guy in the left seat. I think Jimmy was in the right seat and it knocked him unconscious. He wakes up as the helicopter is going in, wakes up, pulls back, saves the day, survives. He ended up being on my sniper team after he left the army. He went to the FBI, to the hostage rescue team and was on this thing. So I asked him that because I've been in helicopter crashes too. You have? Yes, but not as a result of gunfire. And I asked him that. And as it turns out, it's pretty hard to shoot down a helicopter. Yeah, you would think, yeah. You've got to hit a
Starting point is 00:45:35 control mechanism of some kind. Yeah. You got a hydraulic kind of whatever. A fuel tank or the pilot, I guess, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, maybe not the fuel, but you know what? Speaking of these things, how you talk about these, Malcolm Bradwell, in one of his books,
Starting point is 00:45:48 talked about in World War II, the government wanted to try and keep their planes from getting shot down. You know, did you read that? Oh, yeah. That's right. That's right. So they said, these planes were coming back and none of them were shot in the engine. So they said, well, we're going to armor all these other things.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And somebody said, well, they came back because they weren't. shot in the answer. Right, right. It depends on how you look at it. In reality, helicopters go down for a lot of different reasons. They're remarkably resilient to gunfire. Vietnam's a perfect way to prove that. The old Hueys, and we had them, I flew in one for years and years and years. They're pretty durable. There's not a lot in them. I mean, there's a lot of metal and some open space, but they're not as easy to shoot down as you might expect. What's a light going down in a helicopter, then? Because I assume you're not dropping like a stone or you wouldn't be here right now. I used to be terrified of flying. I grew up flying on private planes. Another story. So I joined the FBI
Starting point is 00:46:41 and I got assigned to the Springfield, Missouri office, which had a military base called Fort Leonard Wood. And my job was to do certain FBI stuff on this base. I went up there one day and we had to fly somewhere in a helicopter. And I get in this helicopter and I'm thinking, I'm not all that excited about being an helicopter. And it was a Vietnam era Huey. Takes off. It was a bad day. And we're in a this thing and through no fault of anything. This is not war. This was nothing. The thing broke. And it gets a master caution light. There's a light at the top of the circular panel. And we had headphones on. And it was one of those things where somebody said, oh, shit, or whatever. And it was a master caution. And it was, I think it was, it lost the gearbox. I think that's what it was. And we auto-rotated.
Starting point is 00:47:28 So I say crash landing, nobody got hurt. What is it auto-rotated? It's a mechanism helicopters have that use the inertia of the blades. Sorry to helicopter pilots. You know, we always say, I'm going to get 700 emails about this, but it's okay. That guy's a moron. He doesn't even know.
Starting point is 00:47:42 He made the whole thing up. Yeah. This one was widely reported because it was, when you crash a helicopter in the Army, there's a report. Yeah. I was on it. But anyways, I don't know the exact mechanism,
Starting point is 00:47:54 but I do know there's an inertia thing. And it was a hard landing. Did the thing blow up and end up being in an Angelina Jolie movie? No, but it was classified as a crash landing. I didn't really know what was going on because the whole thing was new. It's like you and the taxi cab. You're thinking, are we really going down?
Starting point is 00:48:11 And I'd never been in a helicopter before. I didn't even know what that meant. But anyways, that was one of them. So everybody survived then, yeah. Yeah, everybody survived. The pilot must have been pretty happy about that. I don't know. That would be really scary.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Yeah, pilots are, I went for a glider ride a couple weeks ago. It was in the Hampshire when I was sue my folks. And I go up for a glider ride and I said something, whatever, about death or whatever, because I've had so many bad experiences flying, and the guy goes, we're not in the death business, or we're not in the dying business. And that's pilots, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I mean, they dodge it every day, but it's physics. What if your life depended on slipping past KGB surveillance using nothing but a fake mustache and a latex mask? Former CIA chief of disguise, Johna Mendes, takes us deep into the shadowy world of Cold War espionage, where outsmarting your enemy meant mastering the art of becoming someone else entirely. I worked for 27 years for the CIA.
Starting point is 00:49:03 The office that I worked in was like Q. We had all kinds of techs. One half of the office was technical. It was chemists and physicists and engineers, electrical and mechanical. People were such esoteric specialties. It was so important. It was the bottom line to a lot of the things we did. The other half of the office was my half,
Starting point is 00:49:24 which was people who would deploy those tools, who would take them to the field, who would hand them to James, sort of an inside joke. All the case officers. We call them all James. And part of us didn't trust James with our gear. As we might have spent $5 million on a program to develop that camera system that fit into a Mont Blanc pen, we usually figured out how to go with him.
Starting point is 00:49:48 So if you broke it, we could fix it. If he lost it, we could find it. If he forgot how to operate it, we could refresh him. It was a little inside joke. If he left it on the subway, maybe we could go get it. So we traveled around with James. We not only equipped him, and we trained him, but we also very often accompanied him. A lot of our technical expertise would come into play.
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