The Jordan Harbinger Show - 1344: Avocados | Skeptical Sunday

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

Does your guac come with a body count? Jessica Wynn peels back blood avocados, cartel taxes, and deforestation on this week's Skeptical Sunday.Welcome to Skeptical Sunday, a special edition of The Jordan Harbinger Show where Jordan and a guest break down a topic that you may have never thought about, open things up, and debunk common misconceptions. This time around, we’re joined by writer and researcher Jessica Wynn!Full show notes and resources can be found here: jordanharbinger.com/1344On This Week's Skeptical Sunday:How a Los Angeles mailman's single grafted tree became the Hass — now 95% of the world's avocados — and how decades of slick marketing rebranded a suspiciously oily fruit into the "healthy fats" superfood clogging your Instagram feed.Why drug cartels muscled into guacamole after NAFTA opened the border in 1997 — discovering that "green gold" was safer than cocaine and nearly as profitable, then taxing every crate, shaking down farmers, and pioneering what economists call "narco-agriculture."How "blood avocados" hide their real cost — Michoacán's homicide rate more than doubling alongside soaring exports, journalists murdered for covering the trade, and indigenous families displaced while the violence stays invisible to anyone ordering a side of guac.What the environmental toll actually looks like: 700,000 acres of Michoacán forest cleared, arson weaponized as a legal loophole, monarch habitat collapsing, and roughly 300 liters of water drained for just two or three avocados — and the same pattern in Chile and Peru.Why the smartest move isn't a guilt-ridden boycott but better leverage — backing fair-trade and Pro-Forest certified growers, pushing retailers for real transparency, and remembering avocados swap easily for lentils, broccoli, and olive oil when you want a break.Connect with Jordan on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube. If you have something you'd like us to tackle here on Skeptical Sunday, drop Jordan a line at [e-mail] and let him know!Connect with Jessica Wynn at Instagram (and Instagram!), and subscribe to her newsletters: Between the Lines and Where the Shadows Linger!And if you're still game to support us, please leave a review here — even one sentence helps! Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course!Subscribe to our once-a-week Wee Bit Wiser newsletter today and start filling your Wednesdays with wisdom!Do you even Reddit, bro? Join us at r/JordanHarbinger!This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: SimpliSafe Home Security: 50% off + 1st month free: simplisafe.com/jordanThe Perfect Jean: 15% off first order: theperfectjean.nyc, code JORDAN15ZipRecruiter: Learn more at ziprecruiter.com/jordanFlyKitt: 15% off: flykitt.com, code JORDANSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jordan Harbinger.com slash start or search for us in your Spotify app. get started. Today on the show, we're talking about avocados. That's right. The fruit that ruins brunch prices, clogs, Instagram feeds, and somehow convinces us that it's normal to pay $15 for toast. It's just that good. But behind the memes and the guacamole bowls, there's a darker story. When you order that sign of avocado, it's less likely farm to table and more likely cartel to cafe. To help find out what that additional $2 avocado option is really paying for is writer and researcher Jessica Wynne. Hey, Jess, so I love avocados. Are you going to tell me I shouldn't be eating them? Because we've already, you know, we've ruined like coffee and quite a few other crowd

favorites. I know. Well, nutritionally, avocados are terrific. But this isn't about health benefits. A lot happens before that avocado ends up on your toast. Before you ruin everyone's guacamole, give me the basics. Where do avocados actually come from? So avocado roots go back at least 12,000 years. Archaeological evidence shows indigenous Meso-American communities, managed avocado orchards centuries before Europeans arrived. The Aztecs cultivated them and called them avocado, which literally translates to testicle. All right. There's so many jokes in there. Yeah. Yeah. So all these, all these years we've been eating testicle toast, that would never have gone as well, actually, it probably, yeah, No, it would have gone viral. That would have done well.

It kind of sounds like a threat. Like, you're not just toast. You're testicle toast. But the name aside, the fruit was highly valued. Spanish conquistadors wrote home about seeing piles of avocados in the markets of Tenetitlan, which is Mexico City today. From there, avocados spread through the Caribbean and into colonial agriculture. By the 19th century, they reached the U.S. through Florida. So some guy tried this wrinkly green fruit named after his balls and thought, like, America needs this in bulk. Pretty much. And that guy was Dr. Henry Perrine, an amateur horticulturist who planted the first avocado trees in Florida in 1833.

His grafting techniques laid the groundwork for commercial production later. But after his death in 1840, the cultivation, it's stalled. Nobody really picked it up until Cuban-Cuburn. seeds reintroduced the fruit back into Florida in the early 1900s. So Florida was our first supplier. Some things never change, I guess. Right, right. Until California's industry took off. The first California trees were planted in 1850, but the real breakthrough came in 1871 when Judge R.B. Ord, he brought seedlings from central Mexico to Santa Barbara. And those flourished and launched California's avocado industry. By the early 1900s, multiple varieties were being cultivated, but the most important was the Fuerte brought from Mexico in 1911. But in 1913, there was this devastating freeze that wiped out

almost every tree except the Fuerre. And that survival made it the dominant variety for decades. The Fuerte is still really popular. I had no idea that those are some tough avocados. Yeah, I know. And they were expensive. In 1905, avocados sold for 30 to 50 cents a piece when the average worker made about 22 cents an hour. So eating one was like buying a luxury item. Ah, so it was always bougie. Again, some things never change. It's kind of funny. I didn't realize that. Yeah, and the total game changer came from Rudolph Haas. He was a mailman in Los Angeles. And he bought a small grove in the 1920s. I guess mailmen were living large back then. Yeah, man.

Like, I just walk around delivering letters and look at my estate. Yes, look at my groves. But he grafted a single tree, and that became the Haas avocado. It was creamier, nuttier, easier to ship. It was more durable, and it could hang on the tree longer. So he patented it in 1935, and today, 95% of avocados worldwide are hoss. You know, now that I think about it, my mailman in Ann Arbor, Michigan did grow his own weed.

So maybe it's sort of a common side hustle for mailmen to be part-time horticulturalists, if you can call it. Yeah, they're outside all day. They love gardening. Yeah, that's right. America's favorite fruit comes from a SoCal mailman. That, man, I just thought avocados were kind of more exotic somehow, you know. I thought they would be imported all the time. And I didn't think Rudolph Haas, L.A. Mailman.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a mailman in L.A. I'm just saying, like, I didn't expect that to be the genesis of our avocado obsession. Yeah. And Haas became a global standard. His Haas variety, like I said, it could hang on the tree longer without spoiling. So its flavor was richer than those bigger, you know, the bright green Florida avocados. And they were just easier to ship. So this is all why most.

avocados you buy today look and taste the same, no matter where you are in the world. They have that also in common with testicles. So while House was out there, let that sink in. So while House was out there grafting his miracle tree, the industry itself started organizing. Yeah. And in 1915, California growers formed the California Alucate Association. And their big concern was avoiding the mistakes that citrus farmers had made and educating Americans about this strange new fruit. So they even debated on the name, Awakate, should it be Aguquate?

Some people called it alligator pears. But they actually held a vote and they voted on avocado. I feel like alligator pair was kind of a missed opportunity. I know. That's such a great name. It is. But there's actually a lot of restaurants by that name these days. So it's not completely lost.

And it was the term used in Florida and Jamaica before 19, 15, but the name was standardized when the associations and marketers finally settled on avocado because they thought it would sell better. Well, did they split test it? I don't know. One mailman's hobby and now it's all over my Instagram feed. Such a crazy popular food, especially for a green food. You know, you think like green stuff, not that interesting.

Maybe that's why it's successful. It's like something green that you actually want to eat. That is delicious, yeah. And then, you know, in 2013 at the height of the avocado craze, Instagram was getting 3 million new photos of avocado toast every single day. Hashtags like hashtag avocado love and hashtag avocado porn. It just turned this humble fruit into like a cultural icon. Yikes.

Don't search avocado porn outside of Instagram. I feel like that could go sideways. So it's basically food only fans. That's fun. What's the problem then? Well, behind all the fun and hashtags, there's a dark spot. So the boom made avocados so profitable that drug cartels got involved. And today, most haas avocados actually come from Mexico.

And some of those same cartels control the trade. Wait, cartels are connected to guacamole. They are. It's just the reality of globalization. So avocado imports were banned in the U.S. until 1997. And when NAFTA opened the U.S. border to Mexican avocados, they just flooded in. But only Michoacan Mexico qualified because it's the only state that met USDA sanitary standards.

But production exploded. Michoacan avocados poured in and Americans had year-round supply for the first time. So between 97 and 2021, avocado output. grew over 200% and the industry's value skyrocketed more than 7,000%. That's less like agriculture and more like cryptocurrency or cocaine or something like that. It was a gold rush. You know, farmers' profits in Mexico jumped from two and a half pesos per kilo to 80 pesos. I mean, that kind of money drew not only new farmers, but also the attention of drug cartels.

So Clinton opens trade and the cartels say, thanks, we'll take it from here, basically. Yeah, right. And the cartels, they operate like multinational corporations. So they slide into new markets. They exploit weak institutions. And they use violence as a business tool. Right. So when U.S. policy cracked down on narco trafficking, cartels just diversified. And avocados were safer than drugs and nearly as profitable. That is a very different scarface movie. Michelle Pfeiffer in the jacuzzi, guacamole smeared all over her face. Oh, God. I'd like to think she could pull that off. Yeah, a little bit on the nose, you know, just like a little dangler.

I would hate to be supporting drug cartels by consuming avocados. Maybe I should stop buying cocaine. I don't know. What do you think that would balance everything out? That just fixes the problem. That's right, yeah. You and your blow. I don't know.

It might be just as bad as. You and your green, I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't smuggle cocaine anymore. I smuggle that green gold. Oh, gross. But so Los Zetas were the first cartel to extort producers in the late 90s. Today, it's the Helisco New Generation Cartel, and there have been several in between. So I'm not exactly sure how cartel territory works, but I do know the cartels developed

branding strategies, controlling which fruit left Mishua Khan, ensuring every crate was taxed. Nobody saw that one coming from deregulated trade. So the war on drugs pushed cartels into avocados. Wow. I'm guessing no one pictured that ending with extortion rackets in Mishua Khan and in other places. Definitely not. But Mishua Khan quickly became the center of avocado production and the same drug cartels that once trafficked all your cocaine, they saw, all a new opportunity. And these cartels aren't addicted to drugs. They're addicted to the power, the money. So who cares what they're actually trafficking? Right. And so substitute any product you want. Cartels treat violence as a form of power, not just a means to money, but just an end in

itself. And avocados are part of a broader trend economists call narco agriculture, where cartels exploit these legal crops just like they once exploited cocaine or heroin. Labuboos, heroin, avocados, as long as I'm making a profit, right? So the commodity is now legal. That's kind of impressive for a change, right? They just go into legal stuff. I mean, I guess they're going into it in an illegal way. It could be upstanding farmers, but I guess that's boring.

And this pays really well because they know how to control the market. And by the mid-2000s, cartels demanded farmers pay protection fees. So packers and exporters are shaken down. Trucks get taxed at roadblocks. Cartels clear pine forests, then legalize the land through bribery. Corruption and intimidation just permeate every level of the supply chain. And what? If you don't pay, you get a bad Yelp review written in bullets, I guess.

I mean, yeah, I mean, refusal to pay the cartels often means kidnapping, assault, or worse. Yeah. So every time Americans dip into Guaulp, at a Super Bowl party, Mishu Khan sees a spike in homicides. Damn, this is crazy. Yeah, I mean, that might not be an exaggeration. So farmers describe waking up to death threats carved into their avocado trees or cartel members knocking on their door demanding quote unquote rent for the land that their family has farmed for generations. So if you're a farmer in Mishua Khan, what happens if you just say, screw it, I'm out of here? Well, that's exactly what a lot of people do. So

entire indigenous groups have been forced off their land by cartels. Families leave because it's too dangerous. One small avocado grower told reporters he had to sell his orchards and move after refusing to pay. Others don't get that chance. They're kidnapped or killed. Locals call them blood avocados. Blood avocados sounds like something from a marketing pitch meeting. Just gone very wrong.

I know. Well, but it is like a blood diamond in some ways. Avocados look beautiful and harmless to the consumer, but hide these stories of violence, extortion, and human suffering. You know, with diamonds, it was rebel militants in West Africa. With avocados, it's cartels in Mexico. It's like different commodities, same mechanics. Well, nobody ever mentions cartel violence when it comes to avocados. They just complain when they're not perfectly ripe or whatever.

That's the problem. The violence is invisible to the consumer. This is like when we discussed bananas in episode number 1125 and we talked about coffee in episode 1185. It's just the further away from home our food comes, the less chance we are thinking of its origins and impact, which is ironic because the avocado boom has become another push factor for migration. So families who farmed corn or beans, they get caught in the crossfire of cartel. taxes, land grabs, and fights over water. And when their orchards are stolen or their water runs out, they leave and reports show this is a direct line between U.S. avocado demand and migration pressures at our border. How can I think about my food that way? The irony is staggering.

Our demand fuels the displacement that sends people north and it's kind of a loop or a cycle. And somehow, despite all that, this industry, it keeps on growing, yeah? Yeah, that's the paradox. I mean, normally organized crime chokes business. But in Micho O'Conn, avocado production expanded alongside the violence. So this U.S. obsession with the superfruit fuel demand no matter what. And between 2016 and 2021, as avocado exports soared, the homicide rate in Mishua Khan more than doubled. Farmers, journalists, and activists were all targeted. So there's clear evidence the Mexican avocado markets exponential growth has been accompanied by these rising levels of violence from the avocado mafia.

The avocado mafia sounds like something my kids would watch on YouTube. Cute little animated avocados. Exactly. Yeah, not that cute, though. I mean, and it's not just killings. Farmers have been kidnapped, tortured, intimidated. journalists and activists silenced. And once cartels realized how lucrative avocados were, they began treating them like any other controlled market. And the people who suffered most are the

legal producers. Their profits just siphoned off by cartels. Hold on. So let's talk specifics. How does this actually work? How do cartels have the ability to continue this extortion racket for so long? It's because it's working. So U.S. imports. They smoothed out the volatility, Mityua Khan became the avocado capital of the world, producing a third of global supply. That's about two and a half billion pounds of avocados per year. Wow. With all this violence and cartel taxed shipments, shouldn't avocados be ridiculously expensive?

Shouldn't they be like 20 bucks each? Yeah. I mean, the violence is baked into the price. So the American consumer benefits from cheap avocados precisely because the risks and costs are pushed on to the farmers and workers in Mexico. That's why economists call it a perverse system. The bloodier it gets down there, the more stable and affordable it looks up here. We interrupt this regularly scheduled moral crisis to remind you that not everything green is tainted by violence. This ad break right here, completely cartel-free. No middlemen

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I know. I know. And groups like Los Caballeros Templarius and Los Villagros made avocado extortion a core business model. So in 2019, U.S. DA inspectors were in Michua Khan to oversee exports to the U.S. And after canceling certification of an avocado farm, the 60 inspectors were robbed at gunpoint by the cartel called Los Vigras. Los Vigras, that's the actual name of the gang. Why is that not scary? Yeah, it is.

It's spelled like Viagra. They styled their hair straight up with gel. hence the name. Seriously, their hair has boners or whatever. It's just not a scary gang rep. Like, oh, no, the hair boners are coming. I know. But they're deadly serious. But how did the USDA respond to this assault of their inspectors? What do we do here? We or they wrote a strongly worded letter and published it. The pen is mightier than the avocado. Yeah, I don't think so. But Los Fiacras and their rival cartel, Helisco, have violent clashes over broader issues with cartel activity, but it often affects the avocado industry.

So when the letter threatened to kill the region's most profitable industry, it didn't really matter. And significant security incidents are often reported, including the assault and kidnapping of two USDA inspectors in June of 2024 while actively inspecting avocados. all the U.S. did in response was suspend inspections for a week, but then they resumed. That's crazy. And I assume it's because it hurts distributors domestically, consumers domestically, so they don't want to halt the avocado trade. Yeah. And they only give little slaps on the wrist.

And in 2022, inspections were halted after a U.S. inspector received death threats that also targeted his family. But the inspections come back. They always continue. I just wouldn't have thought it was that dangerous to work for the USDA? I thought the most dangerous thing they did was go to slaughterhouses, which are probably really gross and possibly also dangerous. But what exactly do they do besides that to put themselves as such risk? It just, you would think inspecting avocados would be like more chill. The chillest, I know. Yeah. And it's not. And every single avocado that enters the United States has to be certified by inspectors from the U.S. Department of Agriculture. And these inspectors are on the ground in Mituwa Khan and other avocado regions.

Quakamoli gatekeepers. Yeah, but their jobs limited. So their mandate is pest and disease prevention. They can reject a shipment if they find just one fruit fly, but they have no authority to block an avocado that's tied to illegal land or cartel extortion. It's kind of like they're the TSA of fruit. Pretty much. And in 2024, after another round of fruit,

threats, the U.S. actually handed inspection authority back to the Mexican government. Oh, that's a great idea. Hey, they threatened us. Just let them do it now. Oh, okay. Then we'll just leave. Maybe they had trouble getting inspectors down there. I don't know. But critics warned that, hey, this is going to weaken oversight because now the people responsible for policing exports are the same one's vulnerable to cartel intimidation. But that's what's happening as of today. Yeah, this is like saying, hey, we can't fight this drug war. We're going to let the Mexican police do it. It's like, you mean the guys that literally help smuggle drugs for the cartels because otherwise their whole family will get killed? Yeah, great idea. It's the same. Yes, this is insane. So this is not an

improvement for the consumer. Are any trade agreements that we have in place doing any better? Well, NAFTA, which is now known as the USMCA, United States, Mexico, Canada agreement, it failed to build strong enforcement mechanisms against the cartels. So agreements like these are designed to facilitate trade, not regulate the violence or corruption behind it. So the system is built to protect us from pests, not to protect Mexican farmers, for example. Right. Not to protect anyone involved. Yeah.

The human rights cost is enormous. So workers get assaulted, families are displaced, inspectors harassed, and activists are silenced. Mexico's already one of the deadliest countries for journalists, from what I know. Yeah, for sure. And some journalists who try to cover these blood avocados were killed in February 2021. So there was a Spanish journalist and his cameraman, and they were ambushed and killed while filming a documentary about the illegal avocado trade. Dang. So they were murdered for trying to tell this story.

basically the one we're telling right now. Yeah. So stay inside. Yeah. But it's not isolated. Just last October, two more journalists reporting on blood avocados were killed in separate incidents in 24 hours. So covering avocados in Mexico, it's life-threatening. Yikes.

I mean, should we be worried here at Skeptical Sunday? Because that's terrible. I think we're okay. Just let's not advertise this when we go to Mexico. Yeah. Wow. That's really sad. I know, but covering cartel extortion and corruption tied to avocados, it puts reporters directly in the line of fire.

So local journalists and Michua Khan are constantly threatened into silence. Some newspapers simply don't cover cartel activity anymore because it's just too dangerous. Yeah, censorship by murder. And we don't hear about it because the very people who would tell us are being killed for trying to tell us. Yeah, exactly. And consumers abroad see avocados as this clean, healthy, and Instagramable thing because the violent reality, it's literally hidden at the source. We basically just see the brunch side of the story and the real stories can't be told. Do we know what it's like for the people who actually grow the fruit, the farmers?

I mean, I have no idea what farming avocados entails. Yeah, it's brutal. I mean, in Mitrua Khan, the cartels don't just skim profits. They control land. They're displacing. indigenous communities, and they sometimes force people to work orchards at gunpoint. So farmers live in constant fear, and for many small farmers, it's just unbearable. You know, some communities even formed armed self-defense groups, the auto defenses, to protect their orchards. So we're talking

about farmers, moms and dads literally picking up rifles to defend their avocado orchards from the drug cartel, so that they're not enslaved by them. Yeah, yeah. And because the government can't or won't protect them, some towns fight back. So local communities have literally taken up arms to defend their forests, water, and themselves. When cartels and big avocado interests try to illegally encroach on land, militias try to defend that land. Has that made a difference at all?

In Cheyron, Mexico, the entire community rose up in 2011. They kicked out the cartels and the corrupt officials who protected them. They had a set up barricades, had armed patrols, and governed themselves. They banned commercial avocado planting in communal forests. They started reforestation and water filtration systems. But it's really dangerous for them. It's one of the few places in Michoacan where the cartels don't run the avocado trade, but they're constantly on alert, you know?

Sure, yeah, that's a tough town. This is crazy. This is like the Wild West. There's one enclave where the cartels are like, ah, it's too dangerous because they actually fight back and they just enslave everyone else. But yeah, they're kind of maybe waiting for their opportunity to slide back in there and scare everybody and kill a bunch of people. That's just nuts. It is. And they're just under constant threat of fires, shootouts, turf wars over their land and water. Cheyrons and exception, though. In some other towns, militias manage to drive the cartels out for a while, but it rarely lasts. And most of these auto defenses, they start as self-defense groups, but over time, some get corrupted or even morphed into cartels themselves.

It's this just endless cycle of violence. Right. Imagine your hometown turning into a vigilante war zone over fruit. What the heck, man. I know. And the exploitation doesn't stop at violence. You know, even outside cartel areas, avocado labor is seasonal and it's unstable. So workers deal with low pay, irregular hours, and almost no bargaining power. In some places, wages are so low, they can't afford basic food costs. And when workers try to organize, companies often block their right to unionize. So the people picking our avocados can't even afford a side of guac themselves. That's just nuts. That sucks, man. It's easy to picture an avocado farm. You know, it's a place of sunshine and trees and people lovingly hand massaging guacamole into existence. But it's like a slave labor, just like coffee, but worse. I mean, in California, workers are protected and they have access to shade and sanitation and safety gear. But it is hard work with long hours, no matter where you're doing it. In Mexico and Central America, it's a different story because of the cartels. Even child labor is still common.

in many regions, and often basic needs, like clean drinking water and bathrooms are missing. That is not the brand image the avocado industry is going for. It's a fruit-based crime thriller. But avocados weren't always this popular. Were they, I mean, I feel like in my lifetime, things really started to get amped up. Yeah, it was decades of strategic marketing. So California Growers Associations later was called the California Avocado Commission. They invented, invested heavily in advertising, and they pushed the idea that avocados weren't fatty junk, but full of healthy fats and vitamins. And for the record, avocados also have saturated fats. So this reputation of it's a healthy fat, it's really a lot of good marketing. I mean, yes,

they have unsaturated fats too, but it's not this perfect side dish, you know. So low-fat That diets made Americans fear anything with fat, but the industry-funded studies and PR campaigns to highlight just the healthy fats of avocados. Selling science, so they rebranded from suspiciously oily fruit, you know, heart-healthy heroes. Right, yeah. I mean, PR firms got involved, and they rolled out mascots like Mr. Ripe guy, this cool California avocado dude with sunglasses. and they even staged contests to find Ms. Ripe.

In 1995, they really put out single California avocado personal ads. Do you remember this? So like a personal ad in the dating ads and newspapers, and it was like single California avocado looking for. Yeah, absolutely. How quirky. I don't remember those ads at all, maybe because it didn't grow up in California.

But we did have the California raisins and they would sing and dance, like oldies or whatever. Yeah, the Mr. Ripe guy. mascot, he had the exact same vibe. But I guess maybe he didn't really take off like the raisins did. He didn't have a hit record. Yeah. I know. Yeah, maybe he wasn't a good guitar player or something. But, I mean, and they also marketed versatility. So avocados in salads, in sandwiches, in dips. You know, they tied the fruit to culture with promotions around Cinco de Mayo. And the turning point in avocado popularity was when guacamole got tied to football culture and the Super Bowl. Suddenly,

there were recipe contests and guac was this game day staple. And all those campaigns made avocados feel like part of an American tradition. It worked, man. Guacamole is basically a, it's like a required food group at every party, especially Super Bowls and stuff like that. I know. And now we're hooked. By 2003, the Haas Avocado Board was created to fund research and nationwide promotions. That's why avocados became one of the most successfully marketed foods of the last century, even shadowed by the destruction of people in land. Is the industry really also destroying the land, though?

Yeah, it is. It is. Deforestation is staggering. So between 2001 and 2018, Mitya Wakan lost 700,000 acres, which that's about 40,000 acres each year. Yeah. And 80% of avocado orchards were planted illegally in previously native forests that were later legalized through cartel corruption. So it's just deforestation on a massive scale. And that's all avocado farming specifically. Yes, just avocado farming.

Wow. And in Mituwa Khan, so what they do is forests are cleared illegally. then that land is converted to avocado orchards without government authorization. So the deforestation is stealth. It's hidden under the guise of what they call land use change. Is there more to it than just trees coming down so different trees can go up, though? I mean, it sucks, but isn't it just like replacing one tree with another? Yeah, I mean, that would be nice, but it's much more.

So when forest and Michoakan or Halisco or wherever are cleared for avocado orchards, It's not just the trees that disappear. You lose biodiversity. Sure, yeah, that makes sense. And that region is its critical habitat for migratory birds, even monarch butterflies on their annual journey, and pollinators that local farming depends on. So once the forest is gone, those ecosystems collapse. I see. So our extra avocado on our burritos is bulldozing out monarchs.

Yeah. Uh, insert joke about how that's the butterfly effects. I mean, that's really awful, though, because so they're, yeah, this is like what happens in the Amazon. We have this beautiful rainforest, but people are like, yeah, but I need places for my cows, because otherwise I'm going to be poor. And so they burn it. And then the cows graze and they're like, uh, I actually need more land now.

So there's just constantly burning, slashing and burning rainforest. Right. In some cases, they do actually burn them out. Farmers and cartels are accused of doing exactly that, deliberately. setting forest fires. And then the land gets classified as degraded from fire. And then it can legally be reclassified for agriculture. So that loophole turns arson into a business strategy. Oh, I see. That's insane. So you commit arson, you basically get a break on buying your land. Yeah. This kind of reminds me of a joke I heard the other day. So two retired businessmen met at a beach

resort. And the first guy says, I had a hotel and it burned down. And rather than rebuilding, I just took the insurance money and I retired here. And the other guy says, yeah, similar story with me. A hurricane came, flooded my beachfront resort and just washed the whole thing away. And instead of rebuilding that, I took the insurance money and I retired here. And the first guy goes, huh, how do you start a hurricane? That's hilarious. I mean, that's not far from the truth, though, Right. At some point, I got to ask, where is the, I mean, this is probably a dumb question, but where's the Mexican government and all this? Who's in charge? I mean, in many cases, the cartels are. So Mexican officials at the local level, like mayors, police chiefs, even military units are all complicit. Some are bribed to look the other way. Others are just directly involved. And corruption doesn't seem to be the exception. It's just part of the system. So my avocados are in the hands of who's got the most guns and cash. Yeah, they've got you by the alligator pairs, Jordan.

Yeah. And the U.S. knows this, though. While you're rethinking brunch and Googling ethical guacamole, let's pause for something less morally complicated, because unlike the avocado trade, this show isn't funded by narcos or deforestation. Just regular schmows with Wi-Fi and questionable spending habits. We'll be right back.

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It is your support of our advertisers that keeps the lights on around here. All of the deals discounts and ways to support the show are searchable and clickable on the website at Jordan Harbinger.com slash deals. Now for the rest of Skeptical Sunday. So does a label that says sustainably sourced Mexican avocado, does that mean anything because I feel like I see those everywhere? The legal framework for those kind of labels is weak. You know, the enforcement is spotty.

And the cartels exploit that vacuum of labeling. The orchards go in, the forests go out, and often nobody's held accountable. I'm guessing avocado orchards are thirsty because those fruits may hold a lot of water. They're oily, all that. Oh, yeah, yeah. It takes about 300 liters of water to produce just two or three avocados. Oh, my gosh. I know.

So aquifers are drained, rivers dry up, pesticides contaminate, drinking water for many communities, and not just in Mexico. In Chile's Patorka region, rivers literally vanished because of avocado irrigation, forcing communities to rely on water that's actually trucked in while the orchards get priority irrigation. Oh, good. So our avocado habit is also contributing to drought, environmental damage, and environmental injustice. So families can't shower or have a glass of water, but we've got great toast picks on Insta. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, Peru is another case, so avocado production there expanded massively for export markets,

often with little oversight, leading to similar water shortages and land conflicts. And in Kenya, avocado farming for export has created deforestation and disputes over land ownership. So it's the same dynamics, high demand, weak regulation, and vulnerable communities. communities just repeated globally. So all over the world, the pattern is the same. Yeah, I mean, it works. People are making money off it and no one is really speaking out for those affected. So indigenous populations have been pushed off their land. The local standards of living decline as water disappears in forest fall. And at the same time, rising temperatures and drought make avocado farming less stable. So you have this vicious cycle of orchards, control.

contributing to climate stress while also being threatened by it. And yet, demand keeps rising from 2017 to 2021 Mexican exports nearly quadrupled. Okay, but somebody's trying to fix this, right, in Mexico or the U.S. I mean, there are efforts. So the U.S.MCA trade agreement has a rapid response mechanism that lets workers file complaints about labor violations, and some have already used it against, big farms. But these power structures, you know, let's be honest, they are not easily taken down. Can't we just grow them somewhere else, you know, without drug cartels involved? I don't know.

California, Florida. I mean, we probably have our own cartels, but what do I know? No, I mean, we do grow them here, but we simply just don't have the space to produce nearly enough domestically. U.S. demand is too massive. So today, 77% of the world, 's avocados are imported into the United States. Like, we love avocados. Yeah, it sounds like it. And Mexico supplies the bulk. So from avocado toast to Taco Tuesday, America's hunger for the superfood, it just drives

the entire system. And the EU joins in a bit, too, from 2017 to 2021 there. Mexican exports to Europe, also nearly quadrupled. So America and Europe get guac. Mexico gets cartels violence deforestation. Yes, and that is the imbalance. Some farmers do benefit, but much of the wealth, it just all goes to the cartels. What about avocados listed as fair trade? I've seen those labels. Are those real? Do they help? Does that help at all? It can, but only to a point because it's just complicated. For farmers in certified cooperatives,

fair trade provides stability. They get a guaranteed minimum price, which protects them from wild swings in the market, and on top of that, they get a fair trade premium that goes into a community fund. Farmers then can vote on how to use that money, and villages have used it to build schools, fund health care, even train people in different income streams that are untouched by cartels like beekeeping. Okay, that seems like a positive. Yeah, sure. I mean, it has the potential to empower farmers and give them collective bargaining power. but that's if you can get certified. So certification also enforces environmental standards like better water management,

responsible pesticide use, and sometimes investments in green farming alternatives. And the catch is because that all sounds great, but I'm guessing there's a catch. Yeah, I mean, there's several issues. So certification is expensive and bureaucratic if you can get it. And the smallest farmers, the ones that are most vulnerable to cartel, they're usually shut out. That means fair trade only reaches a fraction of producers. And even when farmers do qualify, the premiums often aren't enough to make any real lasting change. Okay. So even the good guys are outnumbered by the scale of the industry. Yeah, right. And most avocados just aren't certified at all. So some companies still use words like, sustainable while their supply chains are linked to deforestation or cartel. And this kind of greenwashing is common because the avocado market is just that massive.

Yeah, we did an episode on greenwashing. That was episode 599. So fair trade helps, but it's not green magic. Not at all. You know, other models are emerging, though. There are direct trade relationships with cooperatives. And there are boutique certifications like Rainforest Alliance and a new pro-forest avocado label that's designed specifically to combat illegal logging. Sounds good, but is any of this actually working?

I mean, it's a start. Those organizations are so small, though. Pro Forest Certification was launched specifically in response to deforestation just in Mexico, but it only certifies growers who haven't cleared any forest for avocado orchards. So the idea is to rebuild consumer trust and separate responsible producers from cartel-tide production. But without enforcement and consumer pressure, it won't scale fast enough. Okay. So we, the brunch eaters, still have some power. I guess, but it would take massive awareness campaigns all over to get people to choose certified products and push retailers for transparency.

Right. Consumer pressure can move in industry, but it has to be a really big coordinated effort. And governments have to enforce regulations. So consumer advocacy groups have taken customers. have taken companies to court for misleading labels. I guess it's probably hard to sue a drug cartel, though, right? I mean, I would imagine. And in 2024, the Organic Consumers Association actually sued major importers like Calavo Mission

and Fresh Del Monte for greenwashing. They were advertising Mexican avocados as sustainable, even though the supply chains were directly tied to deforestation, human rights abuses. and cartel extortion, but that's still tied up in the courts. So the cartels aren't just wrecking cash flow. They're wrecking communities, infrastructure, jobs, and education, everything. At this point, the only thing the labels reliably tell you is that this came from Mexico. Yeah, I mean, it does feel like everything on our shelves and menus is just marketing spin sometimes.

Yeah, it sounds like avocados are going to keep being green gold for cartels then. Unfortunately, I think so. There are some trade reforms, but they're easy to get around. The EU has regulations banning imports tied to deforestation, but that gets complicated. I think demand will just continue to fuel destruction. So the avocado is like a perfect case study in globalization's hidden costs. And the actual costs for avocados has always been high. Always.

avocado prices do fluctuate significantly and are most linked to the Mexican avocado supply. So some typical things like weather, drought, heat waves, things that cause lower production can affect cost. But it's really just the sheer demand the world has for avocados that will keep the price pretty steady. Will that always be the case? You know, 10 years from now,

will we still have to pay two bucks for a side or whatever, three? Or is climate change going to lower production to the point where we can't even get them. You know, like, how we're not going to have sushi in 50 years, basically, unless it's grown in the lab? Yeah, right. I mean, California is already struggling with low production. So the state's avocado production is projected to shrink drastically. Some growers are just pulling out trees altogether because of worsening droughts and wildfires and all the water rationing problems in California. Yeah, it's Chinatown. So without California, It's just Mexico and a lot of cartel tax.

Unless something changes. I mean, researchers are experimenting. People aren't going to like this, but researchers are experimenting with alternatives like lab grown or synthetic avocados. Food scientists are trying to replicate avocado texture and flavor using peas, oil, and natural flavoring. Fake guacamole. That's a different kind of organized crime right there. I know. I know.

Even talking about it kind of makes sense. me nauseous, but it's an option. I mean, some people are pushing substitute crops. So chayote squash can mimic the creaminess. Hummus from chickpeas gives you the protein and healthy fats. Even pee or sunflower seed spreads can fill the gap. Sure, until we've got chickpea cartels and pea kingpins. Those, I mean, let's just hope those foods get some decent management in a better in a good PR team. Yeah, I don't know if the Super Bowl party is ready for pea spread, but... Focomole, yeah. Right, focamoli, that's good. I mean, that's the challenge is consumer behavior. So, the U.S. is addicted to avocados. And even if awareness of cartel violence and environmental

destruction grows, some people may switch to alternatives, but realistically, most consumers don't want to give up their guac. Yeah, you're probably right. So what do we do? How can we live without avocados? Avocados are sold as a superfood, and they have nutritious qualities, but they're easily replaced. We don't need avocados as a staple. Yes, avocados are high in folate, vitamin K, but you can get that from lentils, broccoli, sunflower seeds, and olive oil. All of that sounds like it would be so good with some avocado on top, right? I know. I know. That would be a good salad. Unfortunately, Finally, once cartels realized how profitable farming could be, they locked into a lot of our favorite foods, not just avocados. So they extort nearly every legal market. Lime growers, strawberry farmers, papaya orchards. They've muscled into timber, even iron ore and oil. So if something makes money, cartels want a cut. Eating is a crime scene. It's like cartels are basically running a whole narco grocery aisle. That's nuts.

I know. And I mean, if there's money to be made, the cartels tax it. It's like a parallel government. So whatever you buy in the supermarket, a cartel probably took a cut of that. So my margaritas dirty too. Limes, tequila, guac. It's a whole narco happy hour. The whole don't buy avocados, your funding cartels argument, that kind of misses the point because, you know, people will say like, oh, we're blaming the American drug users for the drug problems and the drug cartels. And it's like, okay, so are you also blaming the global demand for avocados for your drug cartels because they're also operating there, too. So even if you cut everything out of your life, it just doesn't fit the systemic corruption that's down there in Mexico. And this seems to be twofold. Individuals versus corporations and the

conflicting values between countries trading with each other. And yeah. The hypocrisy is wild for sure. I mean, it's just classic capitalism. So, hey, it's up to you to recycle the plastic bottles that corporations make billions of each year. It's up to you not to get hooked on the highly addictive foods and drugs that are shoved in your face every day that are terrible for you. But, you know. Yeah. Again, people will like blame, they'll be like,

oh, if you guys didn't use drugs, we wouldn't have drug cartels. Clearly, that's not true. That's not true. And by that logic, you couldn't buy anything. Corruption and exploitation are baked into global supply chains in some places way more than others. So it's not about consumer choices.

It's about weak, defective governance and cultural issues. So, yeah, don't tell me to boycott guacamole when the real problem goes untouched. Yeah, I know. And performative ethics, even if it works occasionally, is just trending outrage until the next thing comes along. And there's always the next thing. So avocados are just one example of a booming business coexisting with corruption and abuse. The supply chain isn't just farms and trucks. It's cartels running protection rackets, illegal logging, land grabs, bribes, human rights abuses, taxation of every crate of food. And if the world cares about climate and environmental crime, Mexico's avocado industry should be the test case for whether the food industry can actually reform itself. So the lesson here is bigger than guacamole. It's about how. fragile our global supply chains are when the governance fails.

I see. The irony is brutal. The symbol of healthy food is also a symbol of violence and environmental collapse. Yeah. I mean, so the question isn't whether you can live without avocados. It's whether we can build food systems that aren't so vulnerable to all of this bad stuff. I just want to say here, I really want to apologize to everyone for this smear because I all. also love my avocados. Yeah, man. Well, on that note, thank you, Jess. Way to ruin a perfectly good meal. And thank you all for listening. Topic suggestions for future episodes of Skeptical Sunday to me, Jordan at Jordan Harbinger.com. Advertisers, deals, discount codes, ways to support the show at Jordan Harbinger.com slash deals. I'm at Jordan Harbinger on Twitter and Instagram. You can also connect with me on LinkedIn. You can find Jessica on her multiple substacks. Between the lines and

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