The Jordan Harbinger Show - 1359: Breakfast Cereal | Skeptical Sunday

Episode Date: July 19, 2026

Corn subsidies, cartoon tigers, and fake health claims turned sugar into breakfast. Nick Pell digs to the bottom of the box on Skeptical Sunday!Welcome to Skeptical Sunday, a special edition of The Jordan Harbinger Show where Jordan and a guest break down a topic that you may have never thought about, open things up, and debunk common misconceptions. This time around, we’re joined by writer and researcher Nick Pell!Full show notes and resources can be found here: jordanharbinger.com/1359On This Week's Skeptical Sunday:Your innocent bowl of Corn Flakes was invented by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg — a Seventh-Day Adventist convinced that bland, flavorless food would stop people from masturbating. The great American breakfast staple is, at its root, a failed anti-vice experiment that accidentally became candy."Part of a balanced breakfast" and "the most important meal of the day" aren't dietician wisdom — the latter was minted by a 1944 Kellogg's ad campaign and simply repeated until it felt like science. The health halo around cereal was written by marketers, not doctors.Nutritionally, sugary cereal is equivalent to ice cream — some brands run north of 50% sugar with barely any protein or fiber. It spikes your blood sugar, leaves you hungry an hour later, and was engineered to be sold to six-year-olds parked in front of Saturday cartoons.Cereal stays cheap and unchallenged for a reason: corn is America's most subsidized crop — $9.3 billion in 2024 — and a phrase like "high in fiber" has no legal definition. Subsidies quietly fund the sugar while toothless FTC rules protect the claims on the box.The fix is refreshingly doable: treat cereal as an occasional treat, not a daily staple. Hunt down low-sugar or protein options, swap milk for Greek yogurt, or lean on eggs, oats and fruit. Give a better habit a month; small morning choices compound into real quality of life.Connect with Jordan on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube. If you have something you'd like us to tackle here on Skeptical Sunday, drop Jordan a line at [e-mail] and let him know!And if you're still game to support us, please leave a review here — even one sentence helps! Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course!Subscribe to our once-a-week Wee Bit Wiser newsletter today and start filling your Wednesdays with wisdom!Do you even Reddit, bro? Join us at r/JordanHarbinger!This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: The Cybersecurity Tapes: Listen here: thecybersecuritytapes.comSimpliSafe: 50% off + 1st month free: simplisafe.com/jordanThe Perfect Jean: 15% off first order: theperfectjean.nyc, code JORDAN15Whatnot: Start selling today: whatnot.com/sellSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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because, yes, that's another Nick Pell skeptical Sunday. Anyway, just visit Jordan Harbinger.com slash start or search for us in your Spotify app to get started. Today, decidedly less disgusting than the aforementioned castration, breakfast cereal, whether you eat that or something else every morning, well, it still has to do with dicks though, doesn't it? We'll get there. Whether you eat that or something else every morning, chances are good that you don't give it a lot of thought.

It just sits there being corn flakes or bran, ready to get tossed in a bowl and drowned in milk, or maybe you pour it into a bowl of milk. It's already there if you're a psychopath. But behind your morning breakfast is a long and strange tale of crusade against masturbation, the addition of copious amounts of sugar, aggressive marketing at children, and its status enshrined as the most important meal of the day. Now, disclaimer, there is going to be a fair amount of talk about adult subjects. I wasn't kidding.

Actually, there is a penis breakfast cereal connection that I wasn't expecting when we originally started with this episode. I know it's an episode about breakfast cereal, but if you have kids in the car, Well, I don't know. Depends how open you are as a family, but maybe listen to another episode. Just one that doesn't have Nick Pell as the host. That's a safer plan. Cereal is almost synonymous with breakfast, but why? How did anti-masturbation plain grains go to being sugar bombs with a toy inside? Here to help me dig to the bottom of the box, prize and all, is writer and researcher Nick Pell. Nick, I'm guessing you're not a breakfast cereal guy, maybe not even

Are you doing intermittent fasting or any of that crap? No, I'm a dozen raw eggs for breakfast guy. Raw eggs, how many times have you had salmonella this week? I never have had salmonella more than three times in a week. Just explosive reactions. Were you raised not to eat raw eggs? Because like you can get sick from it. My parents were always like militant, never eat a raw egg.

Yeah, and so it was weird for me to get over the hump when I started doing raw eggs. And I'm also like neurotic that I will only buy pastured eggs for this reason, not cage-free, not free range. It's going to be pastured eggs. You mean pasteurized or pastured? No, pastured. What does that mean? The chickens just run around in a field. Oh, I see.

So it's more organic-y grinal even cage-free. Like it's just more kind to the chicken. Which, to be clear, is also important to me. This is the remnants of my five years of veganism. but yeah, battery eggs are dirty. Battery eggs? Eggs from factory farms, from battery hands.

That's some dirty eggs. So in return, these chickens that have had a nicer life are not going to try to kill you with their offspring when you consume them. Happy chickens lay taste of your eggs. All right. Citation needed, but I'm with you.

I'm with you. I get it. I'm not one of these guys who thinks raw eggs have magical properties, by the way. I just can't be bothered to cook when it's 110 degrees out at 6 a.m. in Arizona.

Oh, man. Isn't that raw egg thing kind of gross, though? Or are you putting some other good stuff in there so it doesn't taste like a bunch of boogers? If you stick raw eggs in a blender, you will not even know that they're there. If you add milk, protein powder, a little maple syrup, trust me.

It's actually really good. It's like drinking a milkshake. I'm going to give it a shot. It actually sounds, I mean, it's an easy way to get like 60 grams of protein in one bash. Yeah, this is going to be valuable information at the end of the episode when you're thoroughly convinced that breakfast cereal is the worst thing on earth you could possibly eat.

It's funny this episode because I ate cereal until I was like 33 or something. And the only reason I stopped is this is back when I was doing the dating company thing. And we had these clients come in and they were like these enormous bodybuilders from Australia. And they were like, that's what you eat for breakfast? And I was like, yeah. And they're like ditch that crap, man. because they were like raw eggs in the morning protein shake, hit the gym by the time the sun is out.

I worked out with them once and they had, I couldn't work in with them because they had so many plates on the bar that the bar would bend downward. And I was like, wow, I've never seen that in real life. Hell yeah. Just real ironheads. And they're like, they basically had to explain to 33-year-old me, this is in 2013.

This is not good for, this is what we're going to get into in this episode. But they're like, this is just junk food that you've been led to believe as nutritional value. And I was like, I don't even like it. I just eat it because I thought, you know, breakfast. And they're like, no, this is true. You're actually just eating complete trash. You're better off eating nothing.

And so anyway, I'm going to guess you don't let your kid eat cereal for breakfast. It's very, very rare. One of the things we're going to get into in this episode, as you said, is like, is this is one of the worst things that you could possibly eat, especially for breakfast. I'd say that there's a, just speaking from personal experience, a huge disconnect. between what people think cereal is and what cereal actually is. And I don't think most people give it a lot of thought. Again, I'm 33, and I had to have these giant dudes basically slap the box out of my hands

and throw it the trash for me. That was the end of my cereal career. There's a lot of myths about breakfast cereal, most of which we have advertising to thank for. Serial is a marketer's dream. This is one of the things that Don Draper nails on Mad Men. you can tell any story you want about corn flakes. It is a complete blank canvas.

So the first myth about cereal is that it's a part of this balanced breakfast. Yeah, they always have cereal sitting with toast and OJ and a bunch of bananas. Like you're just dying for a ton of carbs first thing in the morning. Magic sugar bombs are fortified with whole grains. So the thing is, you actually do want your breakfast to be balanced in as much as you want protein, fat, and carbs to get the day going. Unfortunately, cereal basically just has carbs. Anything else you're getting is from the milk, and the amount of that you consume is

probably going to be pretty negligible. Also, fact check, no one is, whenever I used to see that, right, that brief image that was on the screen for a split second, no one's eating cereal as part of this complete breakfast, right? With the toast, they shove the toast and the orange juice and the milk and there's like a fruit thing. No, they are, they're taking the cereal and they're shoveling that and that's, alone into their mouth as fast as possible because they don't want to cook anything and the

school bus is coming in four minutes. Yeah, a good breakfast is Greek yogurt with seeds or scrambled eggs on toast or some spinach or, you know, something like that. So let's talk about why corn flakes, the most innocuous cereal on planet Earth, is not a good breakfast. It's the most basic cereal there is. It's not covered in sugar and you're still looking at 25 to 29 grams of carbs, two to three grams of protein and less than one gram of fat. Corn flakes are low in fat. Now you're thinking like a marketer. I remember those days.

Yeah, that's exactly how I would try and sell corn flakes, low in fat. You're definitely not going to get by on high in fiber because they're not. They're basically just all starch and sugar. They fortify it to add nutrients. So I guess it's good in that department, but it's a terrible breakfast. and Corn Flakes is one of the cleanest cereals on the market. Wasn't part of the pitch that you needed tons of carbs to get the day going? Didn't people kind of used to believe that?

Oh, I'm about to put on my tinfoil hat here. I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay. Tinfoil hat. Secured. The carb loading narrative begins around World War II. The government starts telling people how important it is to have fruit and grains for breakfast. and wow, what an amazing coincidence. This is also the time when meat and eggs are scarce

because of the war effort. I think that this narrative lingering has much more to do with breakfast cereal being pushed than people just used to be so stupid that they thought eating tons of carbs first thing in the morning was a good thing. So when does that narrative all start to fall off? By the way, is anyone else surprised

that this goes all the way back to World War II? If you told me that in the 80s this started, I'd be like that totally makes sense. Not just because it's the beginning of my serial career slash life, but I don't know. I just, it's bizarre to me that this goes back so far. You'd think it's been 70 years and we're still buying this crap. I don't know. It just seems like we should have learned by now. But okay, when does the narrative start to fall off that eating tons of carbs is good for you?

In the 70s and the 80s, you can see ads for sugar in the 50s and 60s. saying stuff like sugar gives you lots of pep, not turns you into a diabetic. Did they even know about that causal relationship back then? Maybe not. American breakfast didn't always include a bowl of cereal, though. What was breakfast like pre-war department push and, of course, advertising in favor of cereal? I mean, were people just eating eggs and meat, like OG stuff that just they couldn't get during the war or war or what? There's a bit of history to what Americans have eaten for breakfast, historically, pioneers were also very carb-heavy because they didn't have industrial slaughterhouses back in the day.

So lots of corn-based stuff, porridge, whatever was left over from dinner the night before. During the so-called gilded age in the late 19th and 20th centuries, at least for the middle and upper classes, breakfast was kind of like dinner in the morning, multi-course meal of maybe steak and potatoes, maybe what was left over from dinner. I see. Okay. So weirdly, kind of the opposite of modern times when people sometimes indulge in eating pancakes and eggs and stuff for dinner. Breakfast for dinner, basically. That's like a trendy thing now in the last

couple years. Breakfast for dinner is an abomination unto the Lord. Yeah, I mean, I'm not a huge fan. Remember when McDonald's was like, breakfast all day and people went absolutely nuts? And I was like, who wants an egg McMuffin at 5 p.m.? Not me. No, thank you. Man, I honestly, going against all my health signaling, I would smash. a egg McMuffin really at any hour of the day. Really? I mean, they are freaking so good. I'm not even hungry, and I eat one right now,

but it's, in my defense, it's not 5 p.m. I think the McGrittle is maybe the crowning achievement of Western civilization, so maybe a... What is that? Is that a waffle? It's an egg McMuffin, but they stick it on a pancake. That sounds pretty good. Anyway, this is not sponsored by the pancake sandwich.

People get really mad when I recommend fast food. I had McDonald's commercials on the show once. I wasn't like telling people to feed their kids McDonald's. I was like talking about their jobs program. People lost their minds, dude. Their minds. Anyway, continue. So yeah, breakfast is like this elaborate multi-course thing,

just like elaborate dinners of the day. That's for the upper and middle classes. For everyone else, it's something between pioneer breakfast, you know, mush porridge, cheap grains, or the classic bacon or sausage and eggs combo. that gives way to convenience because people are just busy. Industrial work means people have much more regimented lives. Oh, right. Yeah, they're not a farm where they can spend an extra 20 minutes at breakfast

and work an extra 20 minutes or just do a task tomorrow and say today, they've got to be at the factory at a certain time. It's also worth noting that industrialization makes the production of breakfast cereal on a mass scale possible, but the initial push for cereal for breakfast doesn't come from the government. It comes from a man by the name of Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, who thought that the biggest problem in the world was jacking off. Yeah, I'm sort of familiar with this. He has this whole bizarre theory about how jerking off is going to turn you into a criminal and make you go insane. And the best way to avoid any of that is somehow by eating cornflakes for breakfast.

Like dot, dot, dot, eat cereal. I don't, whatever. Yeah, the dots. will maybe be connected a little better as we go through the episode, but it sounds nuts. That is, however, a fair and accurate summary of Kellogg's beliefs. Kellogg was a Seventh-day Adventist, and a lot of them are vegan or vegetarian. He was later disfellowshipped, which is their version of excommunication, because of theological and business reasons, the business reasons being that he refused to centralize his business

under control of the church. I wondered about that myself. Because at first glance, I was like, oh, they exhumated it or they disfellowshiped him. Maybe because he was the pervert who thought pancakes made people horny. But okay. It's like, no, they were trying to take his business

or something like that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I get not wanting the church to take the business that you started just because it's successful. That seems strange to me.

I'm curious about that. And you'd think that they would like want his donations from this successful business, but I guess not. So, yeah. This is not the only food, by the way, that we have the anti-masturbation crusaders of the 19th century to thank for weirdly graham crackers. Okay, wait.

Graham crackers are also created so we don't jerk off. I mean, I don't. Yes. Really? They're so delicious. That's disappointing. Okay. Yeah.

Sylvester Graham was another one of these guys looking for the perfect food to get people to stop yankinging their crank. grape nuts? No. Okay. Grape nuts is another one, which, as has been said, contains neither grapes nor nuts. That was the Post family. So if you grew up thinking a bowl of cereal was a healthy way to start the day, congratulations. You got Don Drapered by a bunch of corn subsidies and cartoon tigers.

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is, man, too much masturbation. We've got to do something about this. Ah, it must have to do with breakfast and what people are eating, which is, Such a weird theory, but I think the important point is that Kellogg was not just some lone Yahoo trying to get people to stop pounding their pud by eating bland food. It's very strange, though. It's like a whole movement, and it's this whole weird moment in American culture where blandness gets tied to moral purity. So Kellogg started his crusade as the superintendent of Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1876, and he published his book. plain facts for old and young, which I haven't read, but I suspect contains very little in the way of facts.

This was published in 1877. He talks a lot about how basically any food that has flavor irritates the nerves and excites your sexual organs leading to lust and chronic masturbation. Right. Well, my addiction to Mexican food makes way more sense now. I also believe that frequent enemas chased with a pint of yogurt. Wait, wait, where do you put the yogurt? Where do you put the yogurt after the other? Half of it goes in your mouth and half goes in the other end. Yes.

No. Oh, my, you know what, though? That actually kind of makes sense, right? Because there's like, there's prebiotics and live, whatever organisms in the yogurt. But I don't know. It just does not sound like a good time at all. And quite messy. There is some weird, like, like, you.

lore about what the yogurt is doing when you stick it up there that is going to make you not horny, but anyway. Oh, not horny. I mean, maybe it could aid digestion because it's got those like live cultures in there, but horny, I don't, I mean, I just think you're not horny because you just, you just gave yourself an enema and then shoved yogurt on your butt. You've already, you're done already. You're done for some people.

That's enough to scratch the edge, if you know what I mean. Who needs masturbation? I just had a yogurt at him. Okay, there's a sound bite for you. Please save me from myself. So anyway, Kellogg's, you know, worldview, chronic masturbation leads to everything from acne to epilepsy. The book is really laughable in terms of how insane it is, but people took it seriously.

He also wants everyone to be a vegetarian. He invented the aforementioned corn flakes in 1894. Yes, he is that Kellogg. So this guy would not have been a fan of modern Kellogg's cereal, like Count Chocula and stuff like that. Is that Kelloggles? This guy would not have been a fan of sparkling water. Yeah, to be fair, San Pellegrino is what gets me all hot bothered and ready for action. It's Worcester's finest.

It's a little taste in New England. Got a bottle in front of me right now. Yeah, there's something going on here about the Protestant aversion to pleasure. Like the very idea of enjoying anything is inherently sinful. Don't enjoy your food. That might lead to you enjoying yourself. Well, the Catholic version is that suffering is good for you. So we've got that base covering at a different angle.

The weirdest thing is cornflakes was an accidental discovery. A batch of dough got left out for too long and became flakes. So can we pause for a second And acknowledge how hilarious it is That breakfast cereal, a staple of the American diet for over 100 years, exists because an anti-masturbation kook Was trying to figure out how to get people to stop jacking off

Yeah, I mean Eat this crusty rotten crap that fell on my factory floor So that you don't jack off until your face melts I mean in my case it definitely did not work I had a lot of cereal I couldn't say I've never had corn flakes in my life Yeah, that explains a lot. Okay, so when does all the sugary stuff come into play?

Because it seems like cereal starts off as this self-conscious attempt to create the most bland, tasteless, hey, this is some dough from the floor that got all crusty, don't add anything else. You know, God forbid, you should add any salt to this thing. And later it just becomes breakfast candy. There's marshmallows in there and stuff now, and it's colorful. It's like, it's completely different. So sugar is first introduced to cereal in 1906 by, William Heath Kellogg, that is John's brother.

John was steadfastly opposed to the addition of sugar, or anything else, really, with taste, to the corn flakes. His brother was less particular. The sweetened version sold like gangbusters, which proved there was a market for sugary breakfast cereals. But still, when you say sugary cereal, I feel like a lot of people aren't thinking of the sweetened version of corn flakes, which I don't think it was identical to frosted flakes, which, you know, are cornflake

sugar. I don't even think it was that sugary. Yeah, I think people are probably thinking of like Golden Crisp fruit loops, even Cap and Crunch. I mean, that stuff, that has a ton of sugar, but it's not what you think of when somebody says sugary cereal. The first one of these really sugary cereals is actually Golden Crisp, which was called Sugar Crisp at the time. It came out in in 1949 and it was an instant hit. Frosted flakes, as we know them, came out in 1952, and they were originally called sugar frosted flakes. Again, that was another big hit. And this Kellogg guy's long gone by then, right? Because if he invented cereal in 1894, unless he was like 19 years old, he'd already passed, unless he really exceeded the expectation

of lifespan, because he would have been like pushing 80 plus, you know, years. So not working most luckily. And yeah, well, big hit. Okay, shockingly, people like to eat sugar. Right. I mean, in 1953, you get sugar smacks, which are now called honey smacks. This is literally 56% sugar. That is so disgusting. Whether you are a child or not, that is really, really gross. By the mid to late 50s and early 1960s, you've got a whole slew of sugary cereals with bright, colorful packaging and a crew of cartoon mascots like Tukin Sam, Tony the Tiger, Cap and Crunch, and Prizes Inside the Box. Yeah.

Guess who the target audience for that is? Yeah, I can only guess. Sophisticated adult urban professionals are probably not eating cookie crisp, right? And with cartoon commercials discerning customers of healthy breakfast, foodies, bodybuilders, right? I mean, the target audience is clearly six-year-olds watching Saturday morning cartoons. I don't know if that still exists. It doesn't, sadly, but you are correct. And unless you were raised Amish or something,

you know that Saturday morning cartoons were absolutely wallpapered with Tony the Tiger telling you how great it is to start your day off with a bowl full of sugar and starchy carbs. That's right. Between that and the 10.30 a.m. greasy cheese pizza, government cheese pizza for lunch. It's no wonder everybody was falling asleep in class in the afternoon. Yeah, I have that with a big thing.

a chocolate milk right after, you know, extend that sugar crash a little further. I was allowed to eat this kind of thing maybe once a year. It's insane to me that it's marketed to children. I mean, you can't market cigarettes to kids. Well, cigarettes aren't legal for kids, but this is the same era

when Joe Camel, like funny mascot for cigarettes, was banned for marketing tobacco to kids, yeah? Yes, but the Joe Campbell thing is a little more complicated. So the parent company RJR claimed that they were marketing, using Joe Camel to market to young adults, which means, you know, hey kid, happy 18th birthday. Maybe in a pack of camels. Exactly. Yeah. On the other hand, after introducing Joe Camel in 1987 until 1991, their market share among underage smokers, I have no idea how they would know this.

but it skyrocketed from 0.5% to 32.8%. Yeah, how would they know that? It's like, oh, we need all this data on who, how many underage smokers are using our product for science purposes. Not to see if our marketing is working or anything, but to see how we can avoid ever having more of them, we would hate to see it go from 0.5% to 32.8%. That is a tragedy as he, like, looks at his stock portfolio.

As he lights a camel with a $100 bill. That's right. That's right. As far as I'm aware, they never found any internal memos saying, boy, this is really going to get the kids smoking camels. But you have to wonder, like, how did they not know? I mean, my first cigarette was a camel when I was nine, so good job. Oh, man, I somehow absolutely knew that you were in grade school ripping heaters, man. Kids smoke for the same reason adults do. Cigarettes are a cool, sexy, and fun way to relax.

Yeah, your kid is nine. are you okay with him smoking? My kid is a kid. When I was nine, I had membership in the dock workers union and was paying alimony. Honestly, the bigger grooming there was probably candy cigarettes, which insanely are still made. I went to a store called Shout Out to Rocket Fizz in Lake Tahoe. They still sell them and they're a hit. And there's like this big case of them and most of them are gone.

And I watched kids buy them. when they ran into the store. I mean, they were with their parents, and it was like, oh my God, candy cigarettes. So I don't think they're starting to smoke. I think it was more like, holy crap, this still exists. And the packaging is still the same. Like, they didn't update the design from 1962

or whatever they came up with these. They're still exactly the same. It's a piece of bubble gum. Nick, do you remember candy cigarettes? A piece of bubble gum with, like, flour? No, it's sugar. It's like powdered sugar. Oh, sugar.

Yeah. And then they're wrapped in a paper, and so you can exhale, so you can blow through it and like this puff of powdered sugar will come out of the candy cigarette and then you chew it. Yeah. And between those and Duff McCagan looking like the coolest man who'd ever lived on MTV, I didn't stay in the chance, man. Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, you're right that these characters in serial commercials, they're openly and explicitly marketing to children. You know, adults are not going to buy something because a cartoon two can told them to collect box tops for a free decoder ring. I would argue that they're possibly worse than Joe Camel, which at least has the plausible deniability of being for young adults. These are explicitly for kids. Sure, sure. Just how bad are the sugary cereals?

You mentioned one that's 56% sugar or something like that, which is a ton. But you mentioned that one presumably because it's a bit of an outlier? I don't know. A bunch of these cereals have more sugar than ice cream on a per serving basis. Wow. Okay, so for everyone who skipped out on health class, why exactly is sugar so bad for you? Yes, it's high in calories, but what else? There's two main reasons.

First, it spikes your blood sugar rapidly. Second, it has poor satiety, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't make you feel very full, despite the fact that you just inhale a thousand calories in a single sitting. What do they mean when they say the cereal is fortified with vitamins and minerals? Are they just, they're just adding that stuff in there? So that's when they add vitamins and other nutrients to the, the cereal. Fortification is pretty weird too because they're basically sucking all the nutrients out of the food and then injecting a poor substitute back in its place. It was like cutting off

your finger and slapping a plastic finger back on in its place. Oh, wow. The protein in breakfast cereal is very low. It does not meet your basic needs for feeling full. So you're going to eat a ton of it to feel like you ate anything and then have a bunch more later because, the sugar means you're going to feel hungry again real soon. Breakfast cereal is also insanely processed, so it's filled with stuff you shouldn't really be eating anyway, flavorings, additives, emulsifiers, things like that. The sugar and lack of protein really sounds like it's just a recipe for totally crashing. Add to that, it's full of junk, food dyes, preservatives, artificial flavors, it's really hard to understand why anybody still eats this. I'm sure there

are healthier alternatives. There's tons of protein cereal out there now, or just cereal with healthier ingredients, but, you know, back in the day, we didn't have that. So people were just eating candy and milk for breakfast. Jeez, so people are hearing numbers about how much sugar is in this stuff. The numbers don't mean a lot, right? Is there any way to contextualize just how bad the amount of sugar actually is? The ice cream comparison was pretty horrifying. The USDA recommends that you get less than 50 grams of sugar a day.

This is from all sugar, from fruit even. When you start adding sugar to things, that's when it gets crazy. This is just pure concentrated sugar, and they pump as much into the food as they want. The American Heart Association's recommendations are a bit stricter, as well as more nuanced. They recommend no more than 25 grams a day for women and children and 36 grams a day for men. For context, that's an apple. Does it matter what kind of sugar, as in is the simple sugar in a cereal better or worse for you than the sugar in an apple? It matters a great deal, both the source and the type of the sugar.

When you eat an apple, the sugar is going to digest a lot slower. So this is what glycemic index, glycemic load thing? I kind of only vaguely know what that is. Yeah, the glycemic index is the speed with which carbohydrates turn to sugar once you eat them. And the glycemic load is the glycemic index multiplied by the grams of sugar in a serving. Both are important. But the thing about breakfast cereal is you're just getting slammed with sugar almost instantly. And then you're getting even more sugar once the starchy carbs break down and enter your bloodstream.

I see. So you're also getting with an apple, you're getting a valuable amount of fiber with it. And we already discussed the fiber content of breakfast cereal. There usually isn't any, or they add some sort of token amount of fiber in there. But beyond just not getting fiber, the lack of fiber means you're just kind of mainlining sugar straight in your bloodstream rather than having it slowly digested and absorbed over time. So this would what cause your blood sugar level to spike and then crash and then that sucks. That's no good. Yeah, it's a bit of an overstatement, but basically true. No one ever got fat or got type 2 diabetes or eating too many apples. The same cannot be said of cap and crunch. Serial is going to have about the same impact on your body that a sugar sandwich on white bread would have. Gross. Okay, another thing.

As somebody who owns and occasionally uses a food scale, the amount of food that people think is a serving size, at least when I started weighing my food, it is always just way more than an actual serving size is. So when your kid goes to pour themselves a bowl of frosted flakes, or not even my kid, when I go to pour a bowl of frosted flakes on a Saturday morning for my kid, if I did so, we're going to dish out one or two or three servings per bowl. You're not just getting one serving. It's like a handful. Absolutely. Adults cannot manage to eyeball a serving size when they're trying to. The chances of a kid doing it are approximately nil. It's pretty crazy that kids are just eating what's effectively nutritionally ice cream for quote unquote the most important meal of the day. Ah, I'm so glad you mentioned the most important meal of the day because about that. That entire idea that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, originally. originated in a 1944

Kellogg's marketing campaign. Oh, there you go. But it just gets repeated, like a dietitian somewhere, decided there was nothing more important than breakfast. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day for me, because I'm fueling myself for the gym. And like French novelist,

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Now for the rest of Skeptical Sunday. I'm a little hung up on that this French novelist goes to the beach and the only time he has a good time is breakfast. The only time, like this guy sounds like a real stick in the mud. Yeah, he's miserable. That's why I like reading him so much. You're on vacation and it's like, I'm at this beach again. Just give me an unfiltered cigarette and some breakfast. It's the only enjoyable time.

Literally me at the beach. I'm not a beach guy either, but, you know, if I'm on vacation, I'm on vacation. So why do people still think that breakfast cereal is something? okay for adults to eat, let alone kids, if everything you're saying is true. I mean, people can read nutritional labels. They can see it's a bunch of sugar and other empty calories. Why hasn't breakfast cereal gone the way of cigarettes? Well, people can read nutritional labels, but they very rarely do. That's true, but you'd think grown adults would at the very least say, man, there's no way my kids eating honey smacks for breakfast ever. I know there's tons of stuff I do,

even stuff that would be age-appropriate that I would never in a million years let my kids do. I think a lot of nostalgia is at play and just the fact that brands hook people early. We talked about the way that cereal was aggressively marketed at children. And guess what? They got their hooks into you early. And it's very hard to get them out once you have that level of emotional attachment to a brand. Everyone remembers how great it was to rush to the living room on a Saturday morning, pour yourself a bowl of cereal and zone out to cartoons for hours at a time.

and they don't want to deny their kids that experience. Why not opt for one of the healthier cereals? I mean, those exist now. Well, my kid eats the expensive protein cereal. Some of it, I think, is cost. Some of it is access. I don't think anywhere in my town sells healthier protein cereals. I usually buy it online or pick it up when I'm at, you know, a healthier grocery store in Vegas.

But the Walmart in Desert Nowhere, Arizona does not have healthier nutrition. as breakfast cereals. God, that's honestly so depressing. The amount of people who have access to food but it's just all garbage. In fairness, the local Walmart has a lot of healthy food in it. Grass-fed beef and pasture-raised eggs

that we talked about earlier. Tuna without enough mercury to take your temperature. What they don't have is niche cereals. So, I don't know, buck up, buddy. There's something healthy there. He just got no cereal for you. Another reason people still eat this junk

is that it's convenient. And that's not limited to cereal. A bagel with cream cheese. has about the same macros as cheesecake. No one bothers to look into this because they just want to eat something quickly in the morning. A bagel with cream cheese has the same macros as cheesecake. That is depressing.

I love a good jalapeno cheddar bagel with a little smear on it. It has way less sugar. Okay. But the macro nutritional profile is roughly the same. Tons of carbs, tons of fat, very little protein. I see what you mean. The point is people are busy. Not everyone has a cozy,

work from home email job and you add to that family life, hobbies, commute. People just want something quick and easy to get the day started. There's also the halo effect of healthy marketing. Simple things like green checks or nine out of ten doctors eat this. Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? The heart graphics and the claims about vitamins, rich in fiber. All that sort of thing. Obviously people have some degree of skepticism about these claims, but there's a moment where you're shopping and you say, this one's got vitamins. Yeah, it's almost subconscious probably, right? It's just, I don't know, I got to get a cereal. This one says vitamin B on it. Okay. Yeah, from the perspective of the parent, I guess you'd probably just be like, this is good enough.

I got to get out of here. I'm tired. Yeah, there's also a weird aspect where the cereal aisle is arguably the most overwhelming part of the grocery store. You're just flooded with bright colors and five different options for the exact same product. I think on a certain level, you just shut down. Yeah. What role do agricultural subsidies play in all this, if any? Who, boy, I wrote a whole thing once about how a Nixon-era bureaucrat wanted to grow corn on every square inch of arable land. It's a wild story. Corn is the most subsidized crop in America, $9.3 billion in 2024 alone, which is 5.9% of farm earnings that year, not subsidies, earnings. Wow. Wow. Okay. So, why? More than one in every $20 earned by an American farmer is a federal corn subsidy.

Holy smokes. Yeah, it's insane. Farm subsidies were first implemented by FDR, so listeners of my episodes know probably how I feel about them. But the father of grow corn everywhere was Earl Butts, who was the Secretary of Agriculture under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. He literally said, get big or get out. He said this. And then he said, grow corn everywhere, which he only said figuratively, not literally, but yeah, he basically said we're growing corn everywhere.

He argues in a documentary called King Corn that he actually provided a valuable service to Americans because corn is kind of the base of the American food pyramid. So you grow tons and tons of cheap corn and then you go and feed that cheap corn to chickens and cows. So on one level, this claim is not as insane as it sounds. Butts is responsible for dramatically reducing the consumer cost of American food over the last 50 years. So our tax dollars paid for this? Yes. Also, the corn isn't just being used to feed cattle or make cans of whole corn, right? It's being used to make 99 cent, three-liter bottles of soda because of the corn syrup

and super cheap breakfast cereal that's loaded with sugar. So much sugar today comes from corn. And I'd imagine that the explosion in sugary cereals and cheese, cheaper access to it is just part of this explosion of corn, dirt cheap corn everywhere and everything. Oh, and absolutely is it's all part of the same package. The main thing the United States government boasts about is that it's made calories cheaper by growing all this corn, which is, yes, better than starving, but also means that people have access to cheap food that's horrible for them and only slightly less addictive than crack. Yeah, I was going to say Americans, do we need

more cheaper calories? I feel like we got that covered. Yeah, that's a whole other episode. But to bring it back from this high abstract level of cereal, people learn their habits early on. And that's definitely especially true of good eating habits. So kids who learn that it's okay to have a birthday cake for breakfast. Ironically, my kid did have birthday cake for breakfast this morning. But it's his birthday, so I'll allow it. Yeah, fair.

These guys are going to grow up to be adults who see no problem eating garbage in general. that's really the biggest problem. It's not that your kid is going to have the occasionally unhealthy meal. In fact, I find it kind of bizarre when parents are like neurotically convinced that if their kid just has one bit of junk food, they're going to grow up to be a slovenly obese couch potato. The issue is that they're going to learn lifelong bad eating habits. So there are subsidies to make corn and corn syrup cheap, all the ingredients in the cheap cereal. What about the regulatory structures in place to protect the American consumer from false or misleading advertising?

Because this stuff really does seem to toe the line. I mean, it's technically true. Low in fat, has fiber in it, as vitamin B fortified. It's like just right on the line of nonsense. Well, it's just that's all it has to be. Yeah, that's true. The Federal Trade Commission prohibits unfair or deceptive acts or practices. Sounds great because there should be consequences for lying to people.

The issue is that the serial companies also employ teams of marketers and lawyers to ensure that whatever they say is on the right side of legal. So we take a claim like high in fiber. Well, there's no legal definition of what that is. Let's say your cereal box says calcium and vitamin D may reduce the risk of osteoporosis. That's just a true statement. You haven't made any claim at all about your cereal. You've just said something that was true. and you let people fill in the blanks,

you can't say Frosted Flakes cures heart disease, but you don't need to. You just say that it contains ingredients that support heart health, which is not a high bar to clear. We don't really ever hear about the cereal lobby,

but I have a feeling that like every other industry, you're going to see the cereal companies trying to exert their influence. What does that look like in practice? Mostly they don't want taxes on unhealthy food, and neither do I. It sucks that people,

eat on healthy food, but beyond my general taxes bad stance, I'm extra opposed to taxes that are going to be paid by the people with the least money. People in Central Park West and Silicon Valley are not the ones who are going to see more of their income going to taxes if we start putting taxes on sugary cereal. And I think that's worth noting. I don't think it's a hand-wavy total explanation, but I do think it's worth noting that this would be a tax on the poor. The other way that these companies lobby is, they don't want any restrictions on marketing to kids. And Tony the Tiger, snap crackle and pop, these exist for the sole purpose of getting kids to nag their parents to buy them cereal. Serial companies also want their advertising budgets to be

tax deductible, which kind of seems fair because I don't really want the government playing political football with tax deductions. What about regulating advertising to kids? Why don't we do that? It sounds like a good idea, and maybe it is, but in a broad blanket way, it's constitutionally untenable because you're effectively requesting that the government begin drafting laws restricting speech. Yeah, I see. But we don't let people advertise booze to kids. Why cereal? I mean, I know why, but like, where do we draw the line, I guess? Well, I mean, the simplest answer is kids aren't allowed to buy alcohol, but they are allowed to buy cereal. And I think it would be very bizarre if we started carding people who wanted to buy some frosted flage. Yeah, you'd have to card people who want to buy popsicles and stuff. I mean, you would just have to card for everything. It just doesn't make sense. There was an attempt by the FTC to restrict advertising the kids in the 70s. In fact, one of the biggest things they were going after with that was ads for

sugary cereal. Really? So what happened with that? The proposal was to outright ban marketing any products to young children and specifically to ban sugary cereal ads for somewhat older children. It would also have required counter advertising that informed kids about diet and nutrition. There was such a huge backlash against this that the FTC was stripped of a ton of their powers and explicitly banned from attempting to regulate advertising to children. Wow, are there seriously zero laws prohibiting or even regulating advertising to children then? There's some. The Children's Television Act limits the amount of commercial time during children's

programming to 10.5 minutes per hour on weekends and 12 minutes per hour on weekdays. It also prohibits host selling where characters from a show promote products during that same show. And this is to prevent kids from confusing content with advertising. Interesting. So kids don't get confused when SpongeBob starts telling them to smoke Winstons. There's also some restrictions on tracking data for advertising. advertising, and there are also significantly higher standards for truth at advertising when you're advertising to kids.

Okay, so assume Jerry Seinfeld is listening to this right now, and he's convinced that cereal's bad from him. He doesn't want to give it up, but he does want to make more mindful choices about what he's eating. What do you say to him and others like him? Or people who don't have the time to make their kids a protein bomb before school every day, but want to give their kids something a little better than what they're getting? Serial isn't evil, but it is junk food.

So I'd say the first thing is to start having it as a special treat and not a staple of your diet. If you can't do that, look for low sugar cereal. That's less than seven grams per serving. When I have cereal, I have a weakness for granola, which is actually horrible for you. Really? Yeah, because it's loaded with fat, which I don't think is because of the oils, as she said. Anyway, I add Greek yogurt instead of milk because it's lower in fat and higher protein. Look for protein cereals.

and if they don't have them at your local store, you can get them off Amazon or other websites. You might find that you think they taste a little weird or have a different texture. Give it a month, and if you're still not a fan, I don't know, I guess go back to eating frosted sugar bombs. But I bet if you try them for a month, you're not going to be pining for your old sugary cereal.

And when you shed a few pounds, you are definitely not going to regret it. Yeah. I'd say the better thing to you is to just switch to eggs oatmeal and fruit. But if you're a gigantic cereal junkie, I think that this is probably going to fall in deaf ears. The thing with changing your diet is it takes some time to get used to, but it will make a huge difference in your quality of life over time.

As somebody who has radically changed his diet for the better, I can absolutely confirm everything that you're saying. It's kind of like going back to, if you ever smoked when you were younger or something or even when you were drinking, and then somebody offers you a cigarette now, and you're like, ugh, I cannot even want to smell it, right? That's how I feel about how I used to eat.

You know, it's just like, oh God, I could not go back to eating most of the things I ate as a kid. It's just gross. I just don't, I've rewired my brain here. Cereal didn't become an American breakfast staple because it was the healthiest way to start your morning. It became a staple because it was cheap, convenient, easy to mass produce, and incredibly easy to market. Entire eating habits can be manufactured. When industry, advertising, government policy, and convenience all line up behind something, it can start to feel like common sense, even when it isn't. Serial isn't sacred, despite what

Kellogg says. It isn't necessary. Also, despite what Kellogg says, I don't know anybody who stopped whacking it because of cereal. But anyway, it's not a health food. That's my point. It's processed convenience food with a powerful nostalgia factor and some of the most effective marketing ever aimed at children. Now, this doesn't mean you can never eat it. It just means you should see it for what it is. One of the clearest examples of how an entire country can be talked into eating dessert for breakfast and calling it a balanced meal. Thanks to Nick for helping us separate the wheat from the chaff. And thanks to you all for listening. Topic suggestions for future episodes of skeptical Sunday to me, Jordan at Jordan Harbinger.com, advertisers, deals, discounts, ways to support the show,

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