The Jordan Harbinger Show - 894: Psychics and Tarot Cards | Skeptical Sunday
Episode Date: September 10, 2023Even if psychics and tarot cards can't give you reliable advice from the great beyond, what's the harm? Join us for Skeptical Sunday with David C. Smalley! On This Week's Skeptical Sunday, We... Discuss: Why aren't psychics and tarot card readers prosecuted for fraud when they can't genuinely provide supernatural information to paying clients? Furthermore, why do they charge for their services if they could simply use their powers to win the lottery? If psychics can't really tap into the other side for forbidden knowledge from beyond the grave, how do they seem to know so much about my dead uncle's final wishes? Despite a thriving industry of self-proclaimed psychics claiming expertise in finding missing children and solving cold cases, investigative journalists (and normal people just paying attention) have proven their claims wrong more often than right. What tarot cards are actually telling you. It's easy to dismiss psychics as harmless fun and a way for people to cope with the loss of their loved ones, but sometimes they can emotionally (and financially) harm those who are vulnerable in their time of grief. Connect with Jordan on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube. If you have something you'd like us to tackle here on Skeptical Sunday, drop Jordan a line at jordan@jordanharbinger.com and let him know! Connect with David C. Smalley at his website, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube, and make sure to check out The David C. Smalley Podcast here or wherever you enjoy listening to fine podcasts! If you like to get out of your house and catch live comedy, keep an eye on David's tour dates here and text David directly at (424) 306-0798 for tickets when he comes to your town! Full show notes and resources can be found here: jordanharbinger.com/894 This Episode Is Brought To You By Our Fine Sponsors: jordanharbinger.com/deals Sign up for Six-Minute Networking — our free networking and relationship development mini course — at jordanharbinger.com/course! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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On this edition of Skeptical Sunday, Psychics, they come in different varieties from mediums.
Hey, Jordan, Jordan.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know what you're going to say.
Okay.
You're going to say, they come in different varieties from mediums who communicate with the
dead to fortune tellers and tarot readers.
And here to talk about it is skeptic comedian David.
see Smalley.
Know how I know that?
Because you're the head writer on this episode?
No, because I'm psychic, Jordan.
I had no idea.
I am.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's something I've been honing in on.
Other than doing the show, I have other things I do, which is mostly psychic training.
Psychic training, okay.
Sure.
Yeah, I figured out, I've cracked the code.
I know what I'm doing.
You want a cold read?
I'll do one for you.
Sure.
Are you going to read me?
All right.
Let's do it.
I will.
Okay.
Let me get a good, let me get a good look at you.
Now, I'm really going to do it.
Yeah.
People are expecting me to just mock it and have, no, I'm going to do an actual read for you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's just see how this goes.
Okay.
Now, to be fair, I'm going to be communicating with your spirit guides.
Naturally.
Yeah.
So, I mean, they're going to take this where they want to go.
They may communicate from beyond.
They may talk to me about people who have passed, who you love, or, you know, maybe they'll talk about your past present or if you're lucky, the future.
Perfect.
So, okay, I'm getting a little, okay.
Do you know what time you were born about what time of the day?
You know, I don't remember.
I should know this, but I don't remember.
Yeah, you probably should.
Yeah, they're telling me something about the sun, so this is either morning or dusk, but you were.
Okay.
The sun was around.
It was around.
And this wasn't like a middle of the night, three o'clock in the morning thing.
Got it.
You were like, you were very a corporate baby.
You know, I'm getting that from.
Corporate baby?
You were a very corporate friendly baby.
During business hours, meaning?
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Okay.
So has there been anyone who passed with like an M or a J name?
I think of an M or a J was recently passed?
Recently passed M or a J name, anyone in my life at all?
Yeah.
I don't know about recently.
I mean, anyone that could be on the other side.
I'm getting an M or a J from the spirit guides.
My grandma's last name, maiden name, was M.
Okay.
Maybe that's who we're talking about, and she passed?
Yeah.
It's a while ago, not recent.
Okay.
No, they're showing me something silver or red, and it's kind of shiny, that would be a connection somewhere.
She had a really brightly colored kitchen floor, and my mama used to be like, is she colorblind?
This is so ugly because it was, like, bright colors.
And, yeah, and it was like these shiny, bright colored tiles in her kitchen.
Very shiny.
Okay. Yeah, okay, okay. And you would always go there. You remember seeing the floor like being shiny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you think of grandma, that's what you think of. That's... It's one of the things that I think of my grandma, because they were so weird. It was so weird to have those tiles in your house, let alone in your kitchen. It's like, who picked these?
Yeah, absolutely. That's what the guides are showing me, kind of that connection when you think of your grandma. And I'm seeing some sort of collection. Like, she collected something that you also know about, like maybe... Oh, she collected dolls and she made clothes for them. And she made clothes for them. And she's,
She would make clothes for toys that I had, too.
Absolutely.
So whenever you see dolls, do you often think of her?
You see a doll in a weird place or a strange place?
Yeah.
Yeah, the guides are telling me that when you see a doll that's just out of place or in a weird place,
your grandmother's letting you know she's watching over you and you're going to be fine.
What a comforting thought.
And that she's okay.
The guides are also telling me that...
Oh, we're still going.
Geez, man.
You're just...
Yeah, yeah, no.
I've got some good stuff here.
I got some good stuff here.
This is the guides talking, but you either recently lost...
or are in the process of losing a connection with something.
Now, let me clarify when I say something, because that sounds too vague, and I know that's people
going to laugh at that, but this is something that's not a person, it's not death, but it's
definitely separation.
And it's not an inanimate object, like a picture, but I'm seeing a face.
So this is a face, but it's not quite human.
I'm getting like a stuffed animal or maybe a pet, but there's not a death.
It's not like something has died, maybe a recent separation from, like did you, I don't
know. Is any of this making sense, like a separation? Like, did you recently watch? I did give my cats to my
in-laws because we have two kids now, and they're over there now instead of at our house. Wow. Okay.
Could it be a cat face? It could be. Yeah, it could be. That makes sense. I knew it was something
that was like a live. Like, it felt like it was breathing, but it didn't seem human to me. So that makes...
Because I'm separating from other organizations and things, but you said it was not an inanimate object, so...
No, no, no, this was a single thing. I believe, you said you gave the pet away.
that makes perfect sense.
Not two cats, but they look the same.
Okay, okay.
The guides are also showing me,
and I don't understand what this means.
Sometimes the guides mess with me.
Sometimes they send me signals,
and they expect you to, like,
they want like an inside joke with you, okay?
So when the guides communicate with me,
they show me something,
and then I sort of send a communication back
to say, I know what that means.
And I did that this time, and I was wrong,
but they won't correct me.
They're just laughing at me for being dumb.
They sent me the word,
colonies. And when they sent me colonies, they said he's very connected to colonies. I was like,
oh, maybe he's from Philadelphia. Maybe he has a connection with colonies in some way. Maybe he's
like from Delaware. I don't know where you're from. And I'm like, I don't know what that means. And I
keep sort of sort of sending these thoughts back and they're laughing at me. And then they keep saying,
you're very sweet, you're very sweet. And then they're like high-fiving and laughing.
So something about sweet, something about colonies. And I can't, I can't ride my head around it.
And now they're yelling at me. They're saying, okay, this is, I feel like they're mocking me at this point.
I don't understand it.
Traveling to a colony pretty soon?
A former colony, sorry.
Of France.
No, they don't mean it like that.
Okay, never mind.
They're laughing now.
They're yelling honey party.
Does honey party mean anything to you?
Honey party?
No, but it sounds kind of sounds fun.
Well, honey party and colonies.
Kinky honey party.
I mean, sorry, colony.
Colony honey honey party.
Colony.
What would a honey party be?
Bees, look, bees make honey.
Bees are in colonies.
They're in colonies. Do you have any connection to bees? We have bees in the backyard. My wife keeps bees. They're gone now. They like left. But yeah, we have the hives with the empty beehive colonies in the backyard. Okay. Okay. Well, okay. I mean, clearly there's a connection here. The spirit guides are talking to me. And you've never been to my house. So that's, I have no, I have no clue that you had no clue. I just, I'm telling you what they're communicating to me. And it made sense. So now I'm going to just get in a little bit to you because they're talking to me about you and who.
you are as a person. And I'll go through this pretty quickly so we can get on to this,
this episode. They're telling me that you're, despite being a public personality, you're actually
kind of a private person, that you're genuine on your show, you know, but your listeners and
your viewers, they get an idea of who you are, but they don't know the real you. And it's not
that you're playing a character, but you're just much more reserved and private when you're, when you're
off air. I am funnier on the show. No, actually, you know, maybe I'm funnier in real life, but I'm also
around people I know well typically.
Yeah, but like if you're at a party, like people would expect the host of a show to like go up
and be outgoing and talking to strangers and that's not really who you are.
You will communicate, but you don't go and you're like you tend to be more reserved at parties.
Depends on the level of intoxication if I'm being 100% honest.
Fair, fair, fair, yeah.
The spirit guys don't always account for bourbon.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Little snaps.
You often have very abstract, high level thoughts that other people tend to have a hard time
grasping is what they're telling me. You set very high standards for yourself and you kind of
you're a little bit of a perfectionist. I'd like to believe those things about myself.
All right. And you have a dry sense of humor that makes connections quickly. You're very witty.
It kind of makes you make jokes that go right over the heads of other people quite often.
At least that's what you say when they don't laugh at your jokes.
That's what I tell myself when they don't laugh at the jokes. Yeah. These spirit guides, they know how to,
they know how to get to my ego. Sure. And they know what's going on in the innards, as we call it in the biz.
Inerence.
Inerts, huh? That sounds very clinical.
You even rehearse jokes sometimes or funny voices that you're going to spontaneously
toss out at people.
Got to make sure it works in the shower.
Well, they want me to tell you that comes from a healthy desire to impress people.
And although you hate it when you catch yourself doing these silly voices to try out later,
they just want you to know that it's nothing to be worried about.
It's perfectly fine.
And there's also this odd feeling that you should have been born maybe in a different
century? Like you enjoy the technologies of today, but you feel connected with maybe another time.
Maybe you can make more sense of that than I can. Oh, I don't know. I'd like to live in the
future. Does that account? Yeah, that's exactly. Yeah. Maybe you're not quite as happy with this
technology and you want something bigger. Definitely. I think about that a lot. There's some strong
monetary shifts taking place for you right now in this moment. Both the very recent past and the
coming months, there's going to be a pretty, pretty big change in your monetary situation.
I hope so.
I hope it's a good thing.
I hope this show isn't canceled, but that's the sense I'm getting.
And the last thing I'm going to say here is the guys are telling me you have very strong
ties to other countries.
Like a lot of people travel, a lot of people have a good time.
Sure.
But they're telling me you specifically have a, like, very interesting and strong ties to other
places.
And they're showing me something else I don't understand.
This may be just mocking me again.
I don't know what this is.
It doesn't even make sense to me.
Do you have something you could write with or maybe...
I can type.
Maybe...
Yeah, okay, okay.
So type this for me, and I don't know if this is like three words or two words.
Okay.
Or what this means.
I'm getting a K.
Okay.
And then N-A-H.
But hold on.
The A is much larger than anything else, and I don't know why.
It looks like it was hit by a train or something.
It's a very large A.
So I have a K and then N-A-H.
and then A-N-O-B, A-N-O-B, and then A-H.
And I don't know, I don't know what these, I don't know what that means.
Is that two words, three words?
Is that a code that you know?
Hmm.
K-N-A-H-A-H-A-B-A-H.
But the A-N is very large.
And I think the N is, they're showing me the N backwards, and I don't know why.
Backwards then could be some Russian stuff.
Could be like the E in Russian.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
You don't know what that is?
It doesn't really show me.
Not really.
That's a lot of nothing right now.
Okay.
Well, maybe you just hold on to that.
Google it, look into it later.
Maybe you can tell me later what that means.
That's what the Spirit Guides are showing me.
I have no idea.
Interesting.
What it is.
All right.
Yeah, so you can look into that and find out.
The Spirit Guy just want me to let you know as we wrap this up that, Jordan, it's okay to let people in a little bit more.
Okay.
All right.
When you feel the darkness, just face it.
head on, don't try to run from it.
And they love your very appealing personality, and they say it's okay to just, to just be yourself a little more.
I appreciate that.
I feel like my spirit guides are pretty kind.
That's good.
They're very kind, and they love you.
All right.
So how are you feeling about all that?
Do you feel good?
You know, it's scary.
Well, first of all, did you wing that?
I'm sorry, what?
Did you wing that?
Or was that the, like?
It was the spirit guides.
Oh, right.
Okay, yeah, okay.
So, yeah, sorry.
I'm forgetting where we are here.
So I know what you mean by wing, but break it down for me.
Like, be specific.
What are you getting at?
So I'm, my question was, do you, when you do a cold read like that, do you come armed with
some stock stuff that makes sense to everyone?
Or are you like, you know what?
I'm just going to go with whatever Jordan's nods and shrugs are doing, or both.
So let's do this.
So I'm going to explain how all this works.
Right.
Before I get into it, though, like, were there some moments where you were like, okay,
I realize this is for a show.
I know David's a skeptic, but like, holy shit, that was pretty spot on.
Like, was there anything, any moments like that?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Yes.
And I will say if I wasn't looking for what I was doing at all, I would say, wow, how did
you know about my grandma's kitchen floor?
But of course, I'm the one who brought that up.
Like, I reached for that.
So, yeah, I mean, if I'm just coming into this thinking you're actually psychic, I, there's
a good chance I'm given some credence to that.
Okay.
Let's leave them for just a moment.
I want people to be thinking about that as we're doing it because I will reveal the secrets on this podcast.
I want to first address the skeptics of my skepticism, the people who go, you're just ruining someone's fun.
You're not being open-minded by addressing this stuff.
They're not hurting anyone.
Just let them believe that crowd.
I want to talk to them for a moment.
It is literally illegal to defraud someone out of money.
Okay.
If I'm going to do a job for you and you pay me up front and the job isn't done,
it's not just a civil suit, right?
In some blatant cases, it's actual larceny.
It's theft.
Like, I took your money.
I did not do the thing I said I could do.
And now just think for a second that your entire business model is based on doing something
that you can't even prove as possible, let alone real.
And your primary target for that clientele is the most vulnerable people in our population.
say for a moment that your grandmother had just passed, and you haven't even buried her yet, and you come to me for comfort.
And I have that moment where I knew about the kitchen floors, and you're going to feel just so connected.
And then I start telling you, your grandma's warning you about a curse, and we have to get rid of the curse.
She's telling me she's on the other side, and you have a curse, and I'm going to need you to send me $3,000 so that we can get rid of this curse.
And by the way, just bring $3,000 in a bag with a couple of gold coins and some my
and I'll roll it up in a pillowcase and, you know, hang it, you know, above my crystal ball for three weeks.
And then I'll give you your money back once it's all over.
You're right.
And it will cleanse the money from the bad curse.
Like, they're doing things like that and then not giving the money back.
Of course.
There's somebody that my wife knows that had a psychic that took them for a lot of money.
This is a wealthy family.
the daughter was a little bit of a screwball,
and the psychic came into the house to explore
what might be causing the curse.
And it turns out that a lot of really expensive items
in the house were what was causing the curse,
vases, artwork, and so she was going to keep those
for this woman in a safe place that is,
I don't know, a curse-proof shed somewhere,
and of course they just never saw those items again.
Do they sell those at Lowe's, the curse-proof shed?
Yeah, I don't know if it was really a curse-proof shed,
but the idea was that she was going to hold these items, you know, with the spell around.
That's so sad.
It's really sad and also really aggravating to hear because you're like, how do you not see
that this is a scam, you effing moron, right?
Well, but it's like part of it is that, but part of it is that they're just so vulnerable.
Yeah.
I mean, you're talking about the elderly, the uneducated, recent victims of tragedy, people
who've lost loved ones, parents who have missing or abducted children, you know, that those,
that's the target of today's episode.
There have been psychics who have been arrested for larceny
because they take the money
and then they aren't able to prove that they did the work
and they're just running a scam, they're committing fraud.
Yeah, and this is why they have to say
for entertainment only because once the entertainment is complete,
the job is technically done.
Exactly.
So the loophole is to take advantage of vulnerable people.
And by the way, that same loophole
is supposed to work to stop comedians from being,
canceled, but it doesn't. I can't say, sorry, this was for entertainment only. I can still
absolutely lose my job over that. What about those who say, well, of course, there are fake
psychics and there's those who take advantage of people, but my psychic is real, or I'm a psychic,
and it's real, and I'm not a con artist, I know that this is real, my psychic gets so many
things right. I hear that counter a lot, like, well, she would never have known about my
grandma's orange kitchen floor, so put that in your pipe and smoke it, Jordan. And she's got so many
things that you never could have known. So fair point, a couple of things on that. So first,
most of the time, what you think your psychic is actually getting right is you convincing yourself
and then filling in the blanks. Right. So as an example, a psychic may ask, is there someone with an
M or a J who has recently passed, which is what I said to you? You say, yes, my grandfather, John.
The psychic says, I'm getting a significant color. He's showing me something bright or red or silver,
but it's unclear. And you say, and by the way, if you're getting a reading like this,
and someone has recently passed,
you want these things to be true.
Right.
Your desire to want something to be true
is very powerful in convincing yourself it is.
Plus, remember how far I had to reach
to find somebody with an M or a J?
Yeah, my grandmother who passed away 20 years ago
maiden name was starting with an M.
I mean, that's a little ridiculous.
Yeah, and by the way,
sometimes they'll just shift gears and go,
no, you have one, maybe you called her something else,
but there's an M there.
Right.
And just bulldoze through you.
or you're like, well, what did you call her?
And they're like, well, my grandmother's name was Yvonne,
but we called her Mimau.
Oh, there's the M-M-M-M-M-A.
So think about the M-M-M-A's, the Mammies.
Like, there's all sorts of that.
And then J, I mean, God, I can think of,
so my grandma's name is Joanne.
My other grandmother's name, we called her Mal-Mal,
and my grandfather's name is June.
And so, I mean, I've got M's and J's on three.
three out of my four grandparents.
You just pick a consonant that's everywhere
in the English language basically.
Yeah, it's kind of that.
It starts with that, but that I can say this or this or this.
And so the way it works is I say it's unclear.
And then you say, I mean, because I'm asking for red or silver
or something bright.
And then you say to the psychic, well, I mean,
he drove a silverado, but it was black.
And the psychic goes, yeah, that's what he's showing me.
That truck meant a lot to him.
And you go, yeah, it did.
And then 50 more things like that happened over the course
an hour. And then a few days later, you know, you're talking to your friend about your
amazing experience at how you felt blown away and connected with, you know, your grandfather
John. And you say, this psychic knew my grandfather John passed away and that he drove a black
silverado. It blew my mind. Right, because now I'm giving you credit for the stuff that my mind
filled the blanks in on. Exactly. He knew my grandma's kitchen floor. No, I'm the one who brought
that up. And you're not lying. You honestly feel that that's what happened, but that's not what
happen. And the psychic went fishing with generic options you filled in the blanks because of the
emotion involved and it felt personal and real to you. So it's more believable. Secondly, if there
were people with actual remote viewing capabilities, no kid would be missing or held captive
for more than 10 minutes, right? There would be no amber alert. There would be no silver alert for
missing elderly people. Psychics would just know where they are and be able to go to the cops and be
like, hey, a kid just got taken in Vermont. You need to go find him. Here's his
address. Yeah, we'd had minority report, right? Where the people who are really good at this,
they're compensated in a ridiculous way to prevent horrific crimes. And it's the highest calling
and the biggest, most honorable position in society that you could have as somebody who
rescues children and prevents disasters from killing thousands of people. You wouldn't want to
do anything else if you had these powers. And we all want that to be the case. Right. So we're not
fighting against psychics because we don't want it to be real. We're trying to protect.
vulnerable people from being taken advantage of who think they are being helped when in fact
they are being harmed. Third, yet a third proof for why psychics aren't real, even if you really,
really feel like they are, is we never see psychic wins lottery again every week in the news.
That should totally be happening. I was wondering about that. It's kind of the easiest,
sort of lowest hanging fruit. And didn't you ask on your show, did you not ask a psychic about
winning the lottery on the David C. Smalley Show? Yeah, we did. So my co-host,
Michael Regulio said, he said, he asked her, why isn't every lottery won by psychics?
And she said, maybe we don't want to win the lottery.
Yeah, okay.
Well, this makes no sense.
I would understand if, that's not even a good bluff or a good lie, right?
I would understand if they were like, look, we need to keep a low profile.
You know how many people would love to come after psychics?
There was a movie a long time ago with Samuel L. Jackson, I can't remember what it was,
but these people could, like, teleport.
And it might have even been a looper or something like that.
They could teleport, and this cult of super religious people headed up by Samuel L. Jackson,
we're trying to kill them because, like, only God should have this power, right?
If they had said something like that, like, I don't want to put a, to paint a target on my back,
I don't want to be too wealthy, I don't want to tip the hand.
That's fine.
But these people are advertising on Facebook.
They're advertising.
They got a big sign on the side of their house or on their car.
She's on your podcast talking about how she's psychic.
so you're not trying to maintain a low profile.
You're doing whatever you can to get publicity and prove your thing out,
but you just don't want to win the lottery, but no reason given.
I don't want money.
I want to earn my money by being psychic.
Come on, dude.
And think about all the goods she could do with that money.
A $400 million power ball?
Like, you don't want to build homeless shelters?
Like, come on.
Win the lottery and solve major, major issues if you just don't want the money.
I mean, why bother doing any of this psychic stuff for money
when you could simply win a lottery or two,
then use your services pro bono,
Hi, I only find missing kids, the occasional missing pet, whatever it is.
Finding missing kids is a hell of a lot more rewarding than telling Angela from the Macy's
makeup counter about what her future Prince Charming is going to look like.
So I just don't buy that.
Anyway, you've had a few psychics on the podcast, I think.
I have, so one claim to be a psychic to the stars, one claim to communicate with the spirits
that followed my daughter around.
That's a little invasive, I feel like.
Hey, your child has these spirits that I'm talking.
I'm like you pretending to talk to my fake spirits, fine.
But if somebody brought my kid into it, I'd be like, hold on, dude.
What are you doing?
Yeah, they did.
He did.
And you know what?
I'll share that story in a little bit.
I'll tell you that.
Okay.
And then I really, I had a really personal read, too, that I could get into in a bit as well.
And I'll just kind of break down kind of what happened with each of those.
Oh, yeah.
You know, I get it.
Do you have a fourth proof?
I think you were like on number four here.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So number four, why aren't psychics like predicting and warning us about COVID?
or the Russian invasion of Ukraine or monkeypox.
And lastly, the James Randy Foundation had a $1 million challenge
for anyone who could demonstrate psychic or metaphysical powers
under scientific conditions,
and not a single person ever collected the prize.
So, no, your psychic isn't real either.
They just haven't been caught lying yet.
James Randy, famous stage magician, but also nonsense buster.
So he had a whole career builds on challenging these ideas.
is. Yeah, and he, people would call him a debunker or say that he debunked and he didn't like
the word debunk. He called himself a psychic investigator. Really? He didn't want people who believed
in psychics to immediately be like, oh, he's just anti-psychic. I see. He's like, show me. I have a
million dollars here to give you, please show me that you have these abilities. Right, because if he says
psychic investigator, it's like, the door's still open to me changing my mind, which for him was
almost certainly true, but debunker says I've already made up my mind and I'm just going to shame you.
That's what we're doing. We've already made up our mind and we are now explaining why you are a fake
fake, or the psychic you think is real as fake. I'm a debunker. Yeah, James Randy was a little bit more
open-minded when it came to these things. And guess what? Spoiler alert, never gave away that prize.
Nope. A lot of people tried. They all failed. No one ever collected the prize. So I don't know if you
remember, Uri Geller. Yeah, Erie Geller. Yeah, the spoonbending guy on TV. Yeah.
I'm going to put a little a little asterisk here,
but he was confirmed by Stanford scientists
and even the CIA to have psychic abilities.
Wow.
And there are documents to prove this,
but I'll come back to that.
There was something called Project Stargate.
It was a government-funded operation
trying to create psychic super soldiers.
And there were documents released in 1995 showing
that this is completely real.
The program is real.
The program, thank you for clarifying, is completely real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They tried to telepathically communicate and train in what they called psychic-based martial arts.
They tried to run through walls.
Like, they thought they could dematerialize.
That, I want to see that experiment.
Yeah, I want to see videos of guys just smashing into stuff.
Run into it as fast as you can.
We're filming.
They even tried to psychically explode the hearts of goats.
Is that the men who stare at goats movie?
Or am I just?
I believe so.
Yeah, yeah.
I believe so.
Okay.
And so it was shut down in the mid-90s after, of course,
there was no evidence shown that it worked.
And so many people believed that it was possible.
Erie Geller was blowing people's minds by bending spoons and turning phone book pages without touching them.
So our government brought him in to run tests and hopefully use him as some sort of invisible brain ninja.
By the way, they brought him in because he had gained popularity.
And it was shown even by this group, by our CIA, that he did have the powers.
and there are documents confirming that he had these psychic powers.
So he goes making the rounds on Johnny Carson,
and James Randy, by the way, you know Johnny Carson was a magician as well.
I did not know that, but that makes sense.
He loved having these guys on.
And remember the thing he used to do with the envelope
where he would like say the punchline
and then open the envelope and read the setup to the joke?
It was brilliant.
And so it was kind of paying homage to his magician days,
but also kind of, you know, comedy.
So Erie Geller was making the rounds of these
TV shows and he goes on Carson and because he was coming on Carson, I don't know if Carson reached out
or if James Randy reached out, but they spoke and James Randy told Johnny Carson and his people
how to prepare all of Uri Geller's props and to not let Geller or any of his staff near them
until they were live on TV. And so he comes out and this is the full videos available.
It's like a 20 minute clip on YouTube. Geller comes out and they roll this table out in front of
him and sure enough, he failed to do any of his tricks, and he kept pointing at the table saying,
this scares me. This is very, very scary, because he could tell by looking at the props,
they were not set up according to his standards. And it's this moment of him just flat out admitting
he's not feeling strong today. And then Carson's like, well, you can do whatever you want.
And he gives him multiple opportunities. He goes, you can show us any of your abilities that
you want. And Erie just looks at him and goes, can you ask me more questions?
Oh my gosh, just wants to conduct an interview.
He just wanted to talk.
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Erie Geller is really, I say this, I realize I'm talking about an absolute like scumbaggy conman guy,
but he is amazing at what he does.
I just wish that he would be truthful about what it is, showmanship, it's stage magic,
as opposed to lying about it to take advantage of people who desperately want to,
to believe in him and his skills.
Because if he had said, Johnny, I'm a magician,
of course I got to mess with the props.
Like, these are tricks.
They're for entertainment.
They would have let him mess with it.
But instead, he's telling oil companies
that he can find mineral and oil deposits.
He's telling people he can figure out where things are
and he's got psychic powers.
He duped the CIA, which, you know,
not a ton of sympathy,
but those are our tax dollars
that he wasted as well just for attention.
I mean, it's just, it sucks to see people do that.
I want to say, though,
he would have never been invited to Carson
if he was just another magician, right?
There were hundreds of magicians
performing all over the country. None of them
were performing on Carson. At that level, though,
because he was really good at
these tricks. I don't think it matters.
I think that the reason he had so much
heat and so much attention
on him is because he's like,
I'm for real. Right, this is real. And it was a Stanford
scientific document saying,
this guy's legit. And then a CIA
document saying he is confirmed to have
psychic abilities. So the fact that he was
lying about having it is why he was even elevated to that level of celebrity status.
I see. I see. Okay. And in this video titled the Bizarer World of Fake Psychics, Faith
Healers and Mediums, there's a YouTuber named Super Eye Patch Wolf. Of course. Because it's
always fun to credit someone with an amazing name like that. And they showed the CIA documents
from the original studies where Geller was confirmed to be psychic. And Super Eye Patch Wolf noticed the
line, and I'm quoting from the CIA document, good results were obtained on the four days when
there was no openly skeptical observer. What does that mean? Like, it works as long as you're not
paying attention using critical eye at all. No, no, no. As long as everyone there already believed in it
and believed, as long as everyone there was bias leaning towards psychic powers being real, he had good
results for those four days. But any other time when there was a skeptical observer in the room going,
wait, I don't, can you show me this?
Can you prove this?
He was never able to do it when there was a skeptical observer.
So that just goes to show, again, your desire to want something to be true or your,
your cognitive bias that something already is goes a long way in you fooling yourself.
Speaking of fooling yourself, you know, the whole time I thought the men who stare at goats
was just a movie about Afghanistan?
Because I figured, where is there a lot of goats and a lot of people with nothing to do
but just stare at the goats?
Afghanistan.
You ever been to Alabama?
Yeah.
Yeah, do they have goats down there? I guess they've, maybe. Afghanistan seemed more goat even, Alabama.
Oh my God. I mean, absolutely. I mean, I grew up in Texas and tons of them, tons of goats, all over the place.
I wasn't sure where the goat population was most concentrated. It's Texas, Alabama, Afghanistan.
So I love it when psychics get busted, especially on live TV. That is just chefs kiss delicious. It must have been so nice to watch Erie Geller squirm and then just not do anything.
Yeah, in prep for this episode, I went back and watched all these.
These are things that I would just watch in my own free time because I just love it.
But I got to go back and sort of refresh and pull up like my favorites, like the top 10 greatest hits.
Inside Edition tested a psychic by showing her photos of a young girl.
And the psychic said she had been beaten, tortured, and killed.
And the psychic had no idea that the photo was just a school picture of the grown woman who was interviewing her.
Oh man. I'd love to see that clip.
Yeah, I've got it. I've got it.
The squirming must have been the next level.
I hope they shamed her psychic powers away for good, but something tells me that she just
moved on to the next local station.
Of course. Yeah, just don't, just don't, you know, talk to that station anymore.
Whoops, maybe I should pick another less completely disproval thing.
Because if they said, no, this is my cousin. It might be like, well, maybe she's not telling
you about the time she got abducted and almost murdered.
So you know, this is literally me.
I'm here talking to you right now.
Yikes, cringe.
Similar thing happened when another local news station interviewed a psychic at Denny's.
Okay.
Showing her pictures of a young boy, she said he had been killed.
And so that searching for him was pointless.
And this is where we get into the more dangerous side of this, right?
It's not just that you're wrong.
It's not just entertainment.
You know, like these people work with police sometimes.
And so telling this woman, this news reporter, don't even bother looking for him.
he's dead.
The young boy was now a little over 20 years old
and sitting in a booth directly behind the psychic.
And they confronted her together with the young man
and she just goes, well, that's interesting.
I'm so glad you're okay.
So this is beyond cringe.
I guess, first of all, this person is a complete scumbag
for doing this.
Imagine if the kid really was missing or also,
there's so many, where do I even begin?
There's obvious things wrong with this.
I guess for me, I could never put myself in a position like that.
I would first of all have way too much anxiety about getting caught, being a fake, failing in public,
lying to people about my skills, trying to play off something like that.
These folks must just not feel any remorse or compassion for the people that they are counting.
Imagine that photo was somebody's actual missing child.
Now they think this missing child has been beaten, tortured, murdered,
when perhaps she was just taken by a relative is mostly unharmed,
or perhaps passed away in some other far less violent and disgusting way.
Like, look, drowning in a river or something like that and getting swept away is not great.
But it's so, I'd feel so much more peace knowing that that happened to somebody I love versus being beat and tortured and murdered.
And now the family's left with this scar, this trauma.
Also, Frickin' Patti the fake psychic can get 10 minutes of time on the local TV channel.
It's just disgusting.
And even if there is a mistake there, there's going to be a handful of people that didn't know about her who do believe it, that will reject the skepticism and she gets new clients.
Right, yeah.
So she's ruining people's lives while simultaneously growing her brand and business.
Sylvia Brown was on the Montel Williams show, like, all the time.
And in a very famous clip, there was a woman standing up saying,
I lost my boyfriend, and she's like in tears.
She goes, I lost my boyfriend.
Sylvia interrupts her and just goes, the reason you can't find him is, is in water.
He's in water.
Okay.
He's in water.
Yeah, she immediately just, he's in water.
The woman goes, well, it was September 11th, and he was a fireman.
Right, so definitively not in the water. Yeah, right.
Right, it's so awkward. And Sylvia argues with her and goes, no, I see him in water.
She just tells the woman she's wrong about her boyfriend, who she lost. And then she turns to Montel.
Sylvia Brown turns to Montel and goes, you know, if he was trying to put a fire out or something, you know.
Right, so she's just trying to make any tenuous connection to water. Like, you know, he wasn't necessarily,
just throwing a bucket of water on the fire that may or may not have been in the place where he was.
He's probably trying to rescue, but just despicable nonsense.
Right.
So when I was doing your cold read and I said red or silver, something shiny and you said, there's this floor.
I just never mentioned the word silver again and went just for the shiny.
Sure.
And I was like, I connected you emotionally to that.
I was like, you think of that floor when you think of your grandmother and you're like, yes.
And a few moments later, you're like, yeah, you knew about my grandmother.
mother's floor, but then you had to stop yourself and go, nope, I told you.
Right, I told you about that. Turns out it was orange. It wasn't even red or silver.
It's an orange. There may be there was some red, but I don't know now. I'm second guessing myself.
And what tile floor isn't occasionally shiny. I mean, just things like that. And so you can use
this emotional manipulation. Doing it to you is fun because we both know this is, this is for
educational purposes. But, you know, Sylvia doing this to people who were actually hurting is just
absolutely disgusting. It's one of the cringiest moments ever. She also famously told a woman that
daughter had been shot, and the mother responded, no, she just collapsed in her room. And of course,
Sylvia argues with her saying, oh, it was probably a stray bullet that no one saw. And she's like,
no, there was no blood. And the woman pushes back. They checked her. There was no shot. Nothing happened.
And then Sylvia just moves on to someone else. And the camera briefly shows the woman like so, like,
just disoriented and just like, what just happened here? As she hands the microphone back over going,
that was dumb. Yeah. And she just moved on to something else. Because she couldn't
recover from that easily. So they had to just cut the thread. And she's like, I hope they
edit that out of the final production. Yeah. I've done cold reads on people who tell me they believe
in psychics as well. And one example really sticks out in my head, which is, this is a listener
of the show, this is a long time ago. He goes, you know, I just never believed in it, but now totally,
I went to this fair at college and they had a psychic and she got so many things right. And this is a guy
who I'd never met, right? So we were talking at the time on like DMs or on Facebook, whatever it was.
and I said, I can cold read you.
Tell me if I'm accurate.
And his name was like Rajesh Shetty, right?
So he's Indian.
And I can see a photo of him.
And I said, all right, you are a, I know you're a graphic designer, because he told me
that earlier.
But your parents, they wish that you were more in a sort of STEM type of career, maybe
like doctor, lawyer, engineer, which, by the way, every Indian parent, right, from the
old country.
Every immigrant.
Yes.
child will be like my parents hate what I do.
They want me to be a doctor or,
especially if they're an Indian kid and they're a graphic designer.
Like that just doesn't go with what immigrant parents had in mind most of the time.
Exactly.
And so I'm going down that route and I'm like,
but your siblings or maybe cousins,
they are going more along that traditional path and there's a lot of pride.
So you feel a little bit of a disconnect between, you know,
I know my parents love me, but man,
they really want to pull me in this other direction and look at my,
is it a cousin or a sibling?
They're doing it.
And he's like, I can't believe you know.
my sister, she's starting to be a doctor.
My cousin is an engineer.
The whole family, they always talk about them.
Nobody ever talks about me.
And he's like, and he's almost like, dude, how are you doing this?
And I'm thinking, well, it ain't because I'm psychic, man.
It's because I'm reading cultural stuff based on the little amounts you've told me.
And this is really, really, really easy.
He was half convinced that I was actually also psychic.
Yeah, he starts telling you you're psychic.
Instead of you're being wrong about psychic.
You're literally psyched.
Like, oh my God, how are you doing?
But he's like, how are you doing this?
It's really not that hard.
If you have basic cultural knowledge, which you can almost get from looking at any, especially if the person's from a country where you have obvious things like their parents are German, maybe were your grandparents kind of strict with your parents, but nicer to you. Yes, every person whose parents grew up and with immigrant parents from your, I mean, come on. Like, this stuff's not hard, but you think that these generalities only apply to yourself. And I think that's part of it. But yeah, very cringe that she has to move on when she gets something wrong. So that's that type of cutting the thread when it doesn't work out.
that's really common in cold reading, right?
The person claiming to be psychic
is going to throw something out there,
see what people agree with,
jump down those rabbit holes,
and if they miss,
they throw something else out there,
argue with the person to try and double down,
move on to somebody else
who's going to play along more.
Because, you know, if you'd said something shiny and red,
I could have been like, nope.
And then you're like,
if I'm in an audience with 50 people,
you just go, this guy does not having it.
Next.
Well, and the M or J thing,
you know, a lot of people will do that to a crowd.
They'll be like,
You're getting an M or a J in this area.
Oh, my, are you kidding me?
Yeah.
A group of 20 people, and you just, like, motion toward nine of them?
Right.
My aunt died.
Her name was Marjorie.
Oh, it must be you.
Yeah.
And you also realize that person's willing to sort of set you up with information.
They want to play.
They're willing to reply.
They're willing to, yeah, they're willing to play along.
So that makes sense.
That makes sense why they're psychic will then address the entire room and say,
I'm seeing someone named Tom until somebody in the corner is like,
He was my husband who died six years ago because then it's a fishing expedition.
And like you said, you find the person who's game for this.
Of course you pick that person.
Instead of the person's like, there's nothing here that applies to me.
Right.
Yeah.
Sylvia also gave tips on missing children saying they were still alive, like years later.
Oh, gosh.
When they eventually found out they had been dead from a few days after they're kidnapping.
Disgusting.
And she told parents of a young boy that he was abducted by a man with dark skin and dreadlocks.
and that their son was dead
and their son was later found alive
and his kidnapper was white.
That is absolutely shameless.
Playing into people's stereotypes,
making, reinforcing a negative stereotype.
I think we all know what she meant
when she said dark skin and dreadlocks.
Come on.
These people must be sociopaths doing something like this.
This is absolutely unconscionable.
Really, really something.
She's the same psychic who told Amanda Barry's mother
that Amanda was dead.
Is this a kidnap victim, I assume?
Yeah, and since she was found six years later being held captive in a house.
It was a very famous one because Amanda called 911 and said, I'm Amanda Barry.
I've been held captive.
Oh, I remember this.
She was like in a tent or a basement or something weird like that.
She was in someone's basement and this is so disturbing.
She was literally next door and could hear the family like having parties or having like get-togethers or whatever.
Her own family?
Yeah, like she was next door to someone she knew, friends or family.
Oh, no.
And she could hear them, like, doing things, but she would scream out and nobody could hear her.
That's so horrible.
This woman goes on to Montel.
This is televised.
You can find this on YouTube.
She just flat out says, I'm sorry.
She's gone.
She's dead.
And Amanda Berry, years and years later, did an interview where she said that she was watching TV.
So she used to watch Montel, and she was.
would see Sylvia Brown all the time on there.
And she would constantly think, I wish my mom could go there so Sylvia could help her,
help her find me, tell her where I am so that the cops can come get me.
And she was watching that episode live on television from captivity when Sylvia Brown says
this to her mom that Amanda's dead.
And she says that watching her mom break down and cry only added to the torture.
Of course it did.
And look, I'm going to make a really uncouth joke, which is if you want to chain somebody in
the basement. That's disgusting, but making them watch Montel Williams, you, you monster.
Sorry, I don't mean to make light of that, but I had to lighten that situation up a little bit.
Yeah. God, think of all the police investigations.
Montel is going to write me and be like, you're a prick, Jordan. Correct. No, he's, he's just,
look, somebody said, I think it was John Oliver, who covered this, said, he goes, if I bring an
alligator in here and it eats half of my audience, sure.
The alligator did the thing, but I've got some culpability in that.
Yeah, it's true.
So Montel is partially responsible for bringing this person on that is doing this damage,
both emotionally and psychologically, to the crowd member.
Absolutely agree with that.
God, think of all the police investigations, which, first of all, who gets these people
involved in those?
I mean, they have wasted money unpaying psychics to help them through remote viewing
with all of this, with all this being public information,
and why do people still believe in psychics?
Is it just, what is so convincing?
Is it just that people want to believe in it's so bad?
It's the only thing left that might give them hope.
What's going on here?
I think simply put, people just don't know how it works.
They don't understand cold reading tactics.
Going to a psychic reading is literally walking into a magic show
without knowing you're in the magic show.
And you're paying to be tricked,
and the really good ones make you trick.
yourself. It's emotional and psychological manipulation. You know, it's funny. I go to magic shows here and
there, and really good magicians will tell you everything you're about to see is a trick. They'll tell you
that in the beginning, or maybe they'll tell you at the end. Penn and Teller do this. A lot of the
good ones in San Francisco will do this. Even some amateur magicians that'll have a show, they'll say,
like, just so you know, I'm not actually psychic, this is all trickery at the end of the show. And I think,
at first I used to be like, come on, of course we know that. But I think now there's a benefit to this,
because you just have to let people know,
because otherwise somebody else is going to pretend
they have those same powers
and use it to dupe them out of money.
And these guys are saying,
hey, if anybody ever shows you this, it's a trick.
This is also a trick.
I hope you had fun tonight.
Exactly.
That way, if you ever see someone try to do that at a fair
or you get very vulnerable and you start,
and they start using some of the similar talking points,
you're like, wait, I've seen this on TV.
I know there's a way to do this.
And I bet you, Jordan,
there are still people listening right now
or watching this right now that are still going,
yeah, yeah, you're saying that you're debunking this
or you're saying you don't believe this,
but you just did it.
Yeah, well, tell, why don't we,
explain how you did my read.
I mean, you touched on it a little bit earlier,
but explain how you did the things you just did in the read.
We talked about the Eb and the Jay and the kitchen floor a little bit,
but let's get into some other specifics.
Okay, yeah, so, so I started with the preface of,
I'm going to communicate with your spirit guides.
And, of course, you know, they know I'm a skeptic
and a comedian, but I also kind of said it in jest, and psychics will do that too. They'll be like,
these are just the spirit guides, don't get mad at me, and it kind of breaks the ice. So it's kind of,
like, if you're, if you look at me and go, that's not true, there's a couple of things that could be
happening. You could not know it's true, and I could blame you. The spirit guides could be
not communicating clearly. There could be too much fog because of your skepticism, or I could
possibly misinterpret something, or I just don't know enough about.
that world to understand what they're telling me. So I make myself vulnerable and go, they like to
mock me, they like to tell me things I don't understand. That invites you to be the fixer.
Right. That invites you to fill in the blank. So that's the first piece of the manipulation.
And you want to help me. Just in general, humans don't want to see other human struggle.
So all I have to do is pause for a moment. I don't say, I don't look at you and I go,
it's something silver or it's something red. What is it? I go, I go, uh, something silver or red or maybe shiny. Um,
and I pause for a brief moment and you go, oh, I can help here. Right. Because something just came into
your mind that reminded you of your grandmother. So the M or J thing is very, very common. You can look on
YouTube. You can watch John Edward, who I'll get into in a moment. You can watch any psychic of the stars.
There'll be like an M or a J or I'm getting a G or a J.
or someone with an E name, and inevitably someone will be like, oh, yeah.
And then they just sort of, it's fishing.
It's cold reading tactics and it's fishing.
There's also something called the Barnum Effect, which I'm going to mention.
It's common misdirection, it's sayings, it's letting someone fill in the gaps.
And then, like I said, you leave feeling like the psychic, you know, actually told you
the things that you told the psychic.
Barnum is in PT, Barnum, the circus founder.
Yeah, yeah.
So Barnum is credited.
We don't know if he actually said this.
He's the one that's credited with saying, a sucker is born every minute.
Uh-huh, okay.
And the Barnum effect is a lot of the things that I talked about, first of all, there's cold reading and then hot reading.
The cold reading was me fishing, right?
M or J, silver-red, and then taking what you said and putting it back on you, reminding you of how I remember that or how I was told that by your spirit guides.
The cold reading is just very generic.
The hot reading is literally doing research on someone.
And you may not remember this, Jordan, but in 2018, you posted one Instagram post about your beehives.
I definitely did not remember that, of course.
Yeah, I didn't think you would.
And you only had one.
You're wearing this like bee mask thing.
And I knew since it was only one post and I actually didn't know about it and I've been your friend for a long time.
I was like, that's probably something very vague for him.
He probably doesn't remember.
So I made it very vague.
I didn't say you collect bees or you keep bees.
Right, you said colonies, and I was like, oh, I don't know.
Right.
So I came at it from a weird way.
I made it seem like they were messing with me.
Jordan, can you help me out?
Colonies, they're saying it's sweet.
They're laughing.
Honey party.
And then you go, bees.
I made you find the answer.
Right.
Then it's my idea.
Yeah.
Interesting.
You, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I knew about that.
I also knew when I said,
are you recently lost or in the process of separating from an object or something
with a face.
and then you told me, of course, it was the cat.
I don't know if you remember, you reached out to a few of your friends.
I did.
That's right.
About a month ago.
I forgot about that.
And told us that you needed to find a home for your cat.
Right.
Temporarily.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
And you didn't make a big public post about it, but you have had your cat in the pictures
and you don't anymore.
So a little bit of that was research.
I spent probably four hours or so on
sort of developing the bullet points for what I wanted to say to you. That word that I gave you,
by the way? That was the one where I was like, I can't figure this one out. Well, the cool thing about
that is I didn't expect you to immediately, but a lot of times what psychics do as well is they give
you something that doesn't make sense now, but forces you to think about them over and over,
because not only does it allow me to schedule another session with you to follow up on it, but it
allows me to prove my abilities to you when I'm not even there. So you go home and do research,
on this very strange word
that doesn't make any sense to anybody else
and at some point it's going to hit home for you
that word is actually the Serbian word
for kidnapped oh but the A is
is it just scrambled is that what it is or
no that's the word but the N is backwards
and the A isn't a real A it's like a weird symbol
in Serbian text oh it's Cyrillic font
so when I said it could be a Russian thing
with the N backwards it actually is surrealic font
oh super close yes
that you were so funny because I wrote it down and spaced it out funny so it didn't look like any
words at all in any language that I knew so what I would do in the in the follow-up is I would
be like are you sure about this and you've talked publicly about being kidnapped you've talked
publicly about dealing with things but and you know people know that you've learned Mandarin
and that you're very well traveled but the Serbian thing isn't usually on the forefront of what
you talk about it's it's there it's in the mix but it's hardly ever its own thing from
what I've seen. So I went intentionally with a hot read and I went something that I know
that eventually you would figure out. I was hoping you would. You know what? You know what made
this so hard is the Cyrillic? Because the word for kidnap in Serbian is like Kidnappo Vati,
but it's written in Cyrillic font. So it's, so it is like K backwards, if you're reading
the Cyrilla K backwards N, the weird thing that looks like an A but is really a D, uh, a letter H,
which sounds like N, A, the pie symbol, O, B, A, T, backwards N.
Right?
So when you type it in non-serilic from Cyrillic, that makes it really, really hard.
What a psychic could do is take something like this, because I have the actual Cyrillic.
I could copy and paste it.
I could burn it into something, like literally print it out and burn it and then smudge the ink
and be like, I woke up and this was on my bed.
Does this help you?
And you're like, oh my God, it means kidnapped and served.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't understand this, Jordan, please help me.
So you know what that reminds me of?
It's like a captcha.
You ever go to a website and it's like, what is this text?
It's like, K, I, lowercase, B, that's what it is.
And ironically, our brains can make a pattern out of something the computer cannot read.
And that's what those captures are, right?
It's like, okay, got to figure out what this is.
So our brain is making something out of what a computer would say is nothing.
You're using a very similar principle to get me to find meaning.
in something that you actually are just tricking me into thinking of, but you'd already
picked the answer.
I looked at your Wikipedia page.
I looked at your IMDB.
I scrolled through your Instagram.
I went through your Facebook.
And I didn't do anything massive or major things that you would talk about a lot.
And when I said you're actually kind of a private person, that's true because almost
everything you post is just about work.
Yeah.
It's about an interview or, you know, here's me and this guy having dinner, but you just
had an interview because of a podcast.
Like, you're never just like, oh, you know, my wife is pissing me off today, blah, blah, blah.
I know better than that.
Or picking the kids up from school.
Like, you don't do a lot of that stuff.
And so I use the fact that there was missing information to be a positive on my side to say
even though you're a public personality, you're kind of a private person.
You nodded and you're like, yeah, you are.
So there are a few things that I hit because of a hot read, which is research on you.
Everything else I said, this is going to be surprising to you, but literally everything
else from you being genuine, you kind of show one face in public, something else in private,
you're very creative, you find yourself having well-formed ideas that other people have a hard time
to grasp, you set high standards, you're a perfectionist, you have a dry sense of humor,
you rehearse jokes.
I feel like that's a lot of that applies to everyone.
No one's going to go, no, I'm not creative, no.
Well, the healthy desire to impress the links to traveling, by the way.
Sure.
And even letting people in a little bit more and loving your appealing personality.
Every bit of that is a Barnum statement.
Oh, really?
So these are like a century plus old tricky statements.
It's literally on Darren Brown's website.
That's so funny.
For this thing that he did that I'll get into a little bit later.
But he, you know, it's essentially horoscopes.
It's this idea of copy and paste and people are going, wow, that's so meaningful to me.
but it's everything else I said that I didn't hot read for you.
So I did the cold reading fishing with the Ilmer J and the silver and I got a hit there.
Everything else was either a hot read from research or a Barnum statement.
Wow.
All right.
So these are some of the basic tricks that also called psychics used.
Incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
John Oliver covered psychics on last week tonight back in 2019.
He showed a clip from John Edward, who of course claims to talk to dead people.
And John was doing this coldry, John Edward, to be clear, was doing.
a cold read where a room full of people in Long Island, and this certain area of Long Island
where one in five citizens is of Irish descent. And Edward starts the cold read by looking
around the room and going, is there anyone who knows someone who has passed named Brian Flanagan
or O'Lynn or O'Reilly or something like that? That's a word for word quote from John Edward.
Every common Irish last name, basically, and it's like you're going to, if you don't hit that,
you're in the wrong state.
Yeah, like, nope, we're all Smith.
I don't know who you're talking about.
And then when giving that reading, by the way,
if you watch the entire reading,
he makes a huge mistake,
but he doubles down on it.
And so Brian knows something
apparently has family there.
Someone stands up and goes,
oh, yeah, okay, kind of.
Brian's something similar.
And these two women stand up
and they're talking to John Edward
about Brian.
And Edward is supposedly communicating
directly with Brian, by the way.
Oh, this is a guy who had passed away
or something.
Brian owe something.
And he says to the women that one of the people involved didn't like the mother figure.
And one woman starts shaking her head, no, no, no, no.
And he keeps pushing.
He's like, no, no, no.
He tries to make it more broad by saying something like, well, maybe you didn't like your
mother-in-law or something like that, which he starts kind of backing off being more generic.
You know, not everybody loves their mother-in-law.
And then he pauses again, and she shakes her head, no.
And she goes, then you got the wrong Brian.
and you can, if you watch the video,
you'll see that John Edward gets a little rattled.
Gets a little rattled for sure.
Well, he's mad.
He's like, how dare you?
I'm talking to dead people.
You're just a lady in Long Island.
He gets a little frustrated.
And he goes, I can't tell you what you want to hear.
I can only tell you what the spirits tell me or what they show me.
And if he's calling your mother a bitch, I'm going to pass it on.
Wow.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
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So this is an interesting point, right?
Because this is what a lot of scams have in common,
whether it's a psychic or a multi-level marketing scheme.
If the psychic fails, it's your fault.
This is whenever a belief system comes into play.
If it fails, it's your fault.
You're closed off.
You're not open-minded.
You're too skeptical.
Your belief is required for it to work.
The CIA document or whatever said it best, right?
We saw this when we were looking for it, and when we didn't, we didn't.
You're fighting the universe or whatever this guy says.
You're just wrong in some way.
Damn.
Did you train to be a psychic?
Because you nailed it.
I should.
I should.
Former psychic Mark Edward even reveals how all the tricks are done.
There's a cold reading, which I address with the whole M or J nonsense.
And then the hot reading, which is researching the client beforehand, just like I did with you.
Yes, we did have Mark on the show a few years back, where we went over some of this stuff in depth.
I don't think we did much of a demo or anything.
If people are really interested in this topic, there's more.
That's episode 413 with Mark.
He was basically a phone psychic, and then he was like, wait, this is all BS, but I'm really good at it.
And I know I'm not psychic.
So he started to just, well, debunk and break down all of the tricks.
Really interesting.
A medium to the stars, Tyler Henry went on the Today Show and gave a reading for Matt Lauer.
And Henry gave this touching reading about Matt's dad sending him messages about fishing alone in a boat.
And he tells Matt that that's the perfect time to reconnect with his lost father.
You know, kind of like when I said to you, I said whenever you see dolls lying around in a weird place.
Right.
This is your grandma.
Yeah, you started smiling going, well, I don't know.
what's going on here, but you're like, I know you're up to something.
Yeah. And I'm like, you know, if you're at a toy store and you see a doll out of place,
you know, your grandma's just letting you know she's okay and you're going to be fine. It's a great,
you know, comforting thought. And that's what this guy did to Matt Lauer. And of course,
Matt was deeply emotional about it. But as John Oliver points out on that episode, Matt Lauer
has done countless interviews where he talks about fishing with his dad and how he misses it and how
his dad taught him to fish and how he fishes alone now and thinks about his dad since his dad's
gone. That's sad. And he's also written about it in multiple articles, and it's been quoted in other
articles that are easily accessible. So there was likely a hot reading situation, and John Oliver says,
he goes, maybe, maybe you communicated with the dead. He goes, or maybe you Googled Matt Lauer dad and
hit the jackpot, right? And there are several times where you can watch a psychic reading and
then see an interview with the person afterwards, and they'll be like, oh my God, they, you know,
that psychic told me this thing. And it's like, no, no, they didn't, you know. It's, it was a hot read.
Right, it's something you said yourself. I will tell you, I did a rough Google estimate probably two years ago. There are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours of me being on other people's shows, just ignoring my own show, which has, you know, every show I've been a host on, 1,500 plus episodes, I think more now, actually. So if you're looking at 1,500 plus hours of content plus let's say 2,000 to be just conservative of how many hours of me talking there are out there, that's
how much information you can get from me. I remember basically none of that, of course.
Right. So if you're going through and researching me, you could put together a 50-page
dossier, and I would be incredibly, incredibly impressed about all the things you magically
found out that I just said myself several months to several years ago. Incredible. So hot reading,
you've done the research on your subject. You don't disclose this to them, of course,
and then it looks like you're psychic when really you're just capable of doing a basic Google search.
So you've interviewed a few psychics on your podcast. How does that go? Because I know that you
challenge them. I do. The first one was a psychic to the stars, and I had a producer at the time,
and I, of course, was pushing back and going, ah, that's a cold read. Ah, that's BS. That affects everybody.
And I was so hard on him. And he kept going, you're very, you're fighting this. You're very
rugged. I'm getting a lot of harsh energy from you. Your aura is turning black. You're very,
and he kept, like, insulting me like I was the problem. And I was like, okay, whatever.
Well, you are the problem. You don't believe in his nonsense, and he's trying to make a buck.
Yeah. Right. And then he just, and he was very much about like the physical, like he almost wanted to be in a horror movie. He snaps his head, like, oddly to the right and like stares at my producer and cocks his head.
Creepy. It's so bizarre. He just goes, is Sheila okay? And my producer was skeptical, but almost shit himself. Because he's like, how do you know Sheila? He goes, is Sheila okay?
He's like, I mean, I haven't talked to in a while.
I mean, I think so.
Completely snapped my producer's head out of all this skepticism,
and he was so shook by what happened.
It was a specific name and the way he snapped in the body language,
and I'm going, hey, man, you know this is BS.
Like, come on.
And we couldn't figure out how we did it.
We leave.
And I Google a David Smalley producer,
and the third or fourth link down was my producer.
His name was Darius.
We click on Darius.
and on his profile, it said the most recent post was throwback to six years ago when I did
this song in the studio with Sheila.
And it was literally one click and you could see the post that was a throwback.
Because they were like in the studio doing a song together or something.
And I'm like, clearly that's what he did.
Sure.
That's almost, that's just lazy hot reading too.
That's just like, oh, you didn't even go down to the second page of Google?
Come on, dude.
Yeah.
I mean, I went, what, four years back on your Instagram to find the beekeeping thing.
is not hard. I post once a year, so you basically didn't have to scroll very far.
There's four pictures. No. There was another local psychic who we challenged about the lottery.
I told you about her already. Then there was a guy over the phone who talked about my daughter's spirits.
Now, to be fair, she was a part of the show already. So he didn't just on his own mention her.
She was a part of the show. That's good. And he starts laughing. He goes, David, he goes,
her spirit guides are standing behind her right now. And they are just laughing at. You're
skeptical face. So he's on Skype, but we're not using video. I'm like, oh, so they're looking at me right now.
He's like, oh, yeah, he's like they're laughing. He goes, there's a, there's a woman on her left, a woman right
behind her, and a man to her right. And they keep, they're laughing at you because you're so skeptical and
you don't believe in them, and they think you're just so funny because of all your skepticism.
To me, he's being very condescending. Sure, but it's interesting how he makes it the spirits doing
that and not him doing it. So you have the social pressure, but you can't be mad at him because it's not
him, it's the invisible spirits.
Yeah. So I flipped it on him by making his spirits look stupid. Because it's just the spirits,
right? Wink, wink, wink. So when they want to play that game with me, I'm no longer going to be
this respectful, nice guy. He's say, oh, I understand. No, you're taking advantage of people
and you're taking their money and you're full of shit. So here's what I did. I go, oh, the spirits
are looking at me right now. And he goes, yeah. And I said, and they're standing behind Tulsa.
He said, they're always with Talissa. And I was like, all right, cool. I said, you know, I said,
there's been this animal that keeps coming to Talissa. He's like, yes, yes. And I said, every time
she's outside, this animal just comes near her. And it's such a beautiful thing. And maybe they can tell us
what animal that is. And I said, and by the way, I'm going to make it really easy on your spirits.
I'm writing down a word now. It's a word of the animal. And here it is, I wrote it. It's on the
notepad. I'm pushing it directly in front of Talissa. It's a three-letter word. Hopefully you're
spirits can read. Just have them tell you what the word is I wrote down.
Immediately starts backtracking. Well, no, no, no, hold on. That's not the way it works.
Now they know you're testing them. Like, well, they were laughing at me for being skeptical.
Just tell me what the three-letter word is on the notepad, and I'll believe you.
She just has really, really petty spirits that want to spite you by not playing along.
Yeah. Now they're just going to close their eyes and fold their arms. He backpedaled so hard.
I feel like we almost lost the connection. He could not make it make sense. He was so
angry that when he couldn't do it, we ended up hanging up, he called my publicist and
bitched for like 45 minutes. How dare you connect me with him? That guy was just there to make me
look stupid and was so angry about it. Oh my gosh. But all I did was reverse Uno, his BS insult about
the spirits laughing at me for being so skeptical. By the way, the word was owl. Yeah, but also,
since when does an owl come to you during the day? That's a scary, dangerous rabbit owl. If it's out during
the day flying near humans. I never said it was during the day. Oh, I thought you said every day this
animal, maybe I just misunderstood. Yeah, every day. I mean, she would leave and right. There were a lot of
owls around the apartments we were living in and she would constantly see them flying. So we,
we told him that. Oh, so it wasn't even a lie. That's funny. You know, it makes sense, though,
that a narcissistic type of person would be this kind of scammer, because how narcissistic do you have to be
to then think, I am entitled to trick people? And also, I'm going to do it by claiming I have
supernatural powers. I mean, this whole thing is completely narcissistic and ridiculous in a way.
And even if you're self-deluded, right, you believe you have this, it's still narcissistic
to think that out of all the billions of people, there's only a handful of us. And I'm one of the
chosen people who can, I don't know, read spirits and read people's minds or whatever it is or
see the future. There's just something inherently, I'm the main character about that belief.
I would never think, oh, I have a special power. I mean, when I was nine,
That would have been awesome, but I grew out of that really fast.
Well, there's one more medium I had on.
It was shortly after, she came on claiming she could talk to the dead,
and it was shortly after I had gone through a tragic situation
where my dad died, and then two years later, my son died.
I remember that.
And she came on shortly after and was like saying she was speaking to my dad and my son.
And that's really hard.
Like when you're actually a grieving father, no matter how skeptical you are,
it's hard.
And that episode is still out there.
can hear me go, wow. And I would keep going, you're either the real thing or you did lots of
research on me, right? I kept, like, leaving the window open. And then, of course, I did, like,
a Patreon-only thing. So there was that piece, too. But I offered myself up for this. And she
knew some very specific things that was, you know, it probably took her a long time to do the
research. And then she took some guesses. She talked about my dad collecting things. And I said
coins. And I thought she told me my dad collected coins. But I went back and listened. I told her
coins, you know. So little things like that. And then she's like, oh, well, he leaves pennies for you
so that he knows you're, you know, he wants you to know he's okay and you know things like that.
Yeah, because who doesn't find a penny on the ground from time to time, right? Exactly. Yeah. And also,
you may see them all the time and not think about it, but once they put that in your head,
you're looking for them and then you see them go, oh, my son or oh, my father. Yeah, confirmation bias. Yeah,
confirmation bias. Yeah, exactly. One time a fake psychic, they're all fake psychics, but a fake psychic told me
when the lights flicker when you go under them, that's your, that's your grandmother or grandfather
signaling you. And of course, that's classic confirmation bias is when lights go off when you are near
them. And they open, you know, street lights, especially they overheat. You don't notice the 20,000
times a year where you go under one and it doesn't do anything. You notice the one that goes off
when you're under it. And you're like, holy crap, did I cause that? And then for them to say, that's your
grandfather speaking to you. It's like, now you're going to notice it and you're going to think it's
supernatural. It's absolutely insane.
Yeah. But these things feel so real to people because they're so personal.
So we want to believe we have cognitive bias, confirmation bias, whatever it is, involved.
And but, oh, it's gross to have brought in. I just imagine bringing up someone's dead son and you're
like, they're totally going to buy this one. Gross, man. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, and again,
a lot of it is the, the Barnum effect. It's, the actual definition of the Barnum effect is
the tendency to accept certain information is true, such as character assessment,
or horoscopes, even when the information is so vague, it's basically worthless.
And of course, there's been countless experiments done from professors in psychology.
They'll pass out a bunch of horoscopes to people and have them read them.
And everyone will think it's so perfect to them.
And they'll, like, rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.
And everybody will be like, this was a 7, this is an 8, this is a 9, this is 10 out of 10.
It'll all be the exact same horoscope for everybody.
Darren Brown did one, that episode, which I actually provided the link in the show notes.
where he did horoscope readings for different people all over the world.
And these are different groups.
Some don't even speak English.
He has it translated for some of these clients.
They all are interviewed and they're given a chance to score how accurate it is.
Only one guy out of all these groups said it was 40% accurate and that was the lowest number.
Everyone else had it anywhere from 75% to 99%.
Some people were crying.
They were touched.
And then he reveals to them that they all had the exact same reading.
Oh, wow.
just word for word the exact same thing, unbelievable.
So that just shows you how well this fits huge numbers of people when they wanted to.
How did tarot cards fit into all this?
So the tarot cards are far more generic.
You know, they're supposed to tell you the future and the present,
but they don't really confirm or deny things for you.
So they can't address the past, but it's mostly like you have some stuff going on.
Here's what you should look for in the future.
That's primarily what,
the tarot cards are.
So it's harder to call them on their bullshit.
Sure.
They'll lay cards out and they'll be like,
you're having trouble with a person
who has maybe red hair or blonde hair
or maybe blue eyes or green eyes
or even gray colored eyes.
They have eyes.
They basically, they are a person with eyes.
They have blood in their bodies.
It's kind of a cold read
and then the customer digs up their own information.
In taro, they call it fishing.
I wonder why.
And in an episode of a UK TV show
called The Bullshit Investigator,
Oh, I love that.
Right on the nose.
I wish they had that here in America.
Maybe that's what we are.
Is that what this show is?
Are we the bullshit investigators of America?
Yeah, but man, I don't want to get blacklisted from iTunes in Dubai, so we can't name the show that.
So the host gets a tarot read from a woman who says, and this is her actual quote.
She says, the guy I'm talking about either has really, really light hair or really, really dark hair.
And she's just watching the body language to see if he reacts to anything.
And, of course, he's just sitting there.
stone face. And if you sit there stone face, they'll be like, you're not open-minded. You're fighting
the spirits and, of course, blame you for their failure. And if you lean into something, or you
nod, or you raise your eyebrows, or give them info, then they're just off to the races.
Okay, so the cards, just like a crystal ball or some tea leaves or whatever other prop is
just a vehicle, it sounds, for the same cold read that you'd get without a prop, or a similar
cold read that you would get without a prop. Also, it seems like it would become, it would serve as
a magical item or a token of some kind, which adds to the mystique, right? These are ancient
tarot cards. This deck was given to me by my great-grandfather, who was a witch, whatever.
And also maybe, I'm thinking it also serves to distract the mark from noticing what's going on, right?
So I'm looking at the cards because I'm the mark, and the psychic is looking at my body and my
nonverbal cues, so I'm less prone to notice them observing me like a hawk because I'm staring
down at these cards. Right, and the cards are beautiful, by the way. They're very well designed.
I don't know if you ever taking a look at a deck closely, but they are...
I remember seeing them on TV because the psychic commercials, and they would lay down,
they'd be like the Three of Cups, the Joker, and then the woman who's dressed now clownishly,
like an 1850s gypsy who you can never put this on TV now, right?
This is like the psychic.
In fact, I think we say Roma now, but is dressed and she's got the tarot cards and her crystal ball in front of it.
So, yes, I've seen those.
Yeah, so they're very exotic.
They're very sexy.
They're very well done, especially.
clearly if you add to it, you know, the pass down for my grandmother who was a witch or whatever.
But also, they're participating because you make them, like, shuffle, and then they have to
cut the cards while they are thinking about what they want to address.
Oh, okay.
Like, if, I want relationship advice.
I want career advice or whatever.
They're now participating in their own deception.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So one of the guys doing a reading on that same show is doing a reading for a 42-year-old man.
and he says, I'm seeing that you've had an issue with a woman in your past.
Wow.
Talk about specifics.
Now, that's taken a chance.
Nope, no women in my past.
Actually, well, yeah, of course.
Anybody with that amount of life experience,
even if they are gay as a Christmas tree in Paris,
they're going to have had an issue with a woman at some point in the last 42 years, right?
Exactly.
Yeah.
So I'm assuming the cards have actual meanings.
At least they look like they have meanings.
Yeah, so the insider did a cover piece on tarot cards,
and they basically say, and I'm quoting from this article,
tarot cards don't tell you the future,
they show you the present with greater clarity and distance.
So you have a better understanding of your choices
and their possible outcomes.
That's a quote from Mark Horn,
who is the author of Tarot and the Gates of Alide,
a Kabbalistic path to liberation.
That's a mouthful.
Yeah, who's been reading taro for more than 50 years,
and he studied many of the world's leading tarot teachers.
If you're newly interested in tarot cards,
and this is from the article,
it says it can feel overwhelming to decide on a deck,
but don't feel like you have to go with the trendiest one.
In a tarot deck, there are 78 cards
based on the four elements and divided into cups,
pentacles, swords, and wands.
And this leaves a lot of room for creative interpretation.
To me, sounds like a lot of D&D.
Right, Magic, the Gathering.
Sounds like B and S to me.
Now, I don't think you want me to sit here
and go through all the meanings of each card,
but just know.
We're good on that.
Just know that the exact opposite of whatever it means could also be the card, meaning,
if the card is upside down or reversed.
Oh, right.
So this means you're going to be six.
Oh, wait, no, just kidding.
It's upside down.
You're going to be healthy soon.
Oh, this was upside down.
I placed it wrong.
Because you go, that's not true.
No, no, no, I placed it wrong.
The opposite is true.
And by the way, if you've been paying attention, what happens when none of it makes sense?
Then it's my fault, obviously.
That'll be $200.
Okay.
Speaking of that, I'm curious how much.
psychics and tarot readers and mediums are making these days. I'm afraid to call these places.
There's actually one a block away from me, and it says tarot and psychic, and they, I just,
I've been so tempted to walk in and be like, how much does it cost? Something tells me they don't
just have a set price, and they'll just start high and negotiate. Something just tells me.
Assuming they're reporting all their income, you know, because we know they're the most honest
bunch of humans. Right. Psychics make between 43,000 and 66,000 a year, depending on which state they're in.
So $200,000 a year.
Wow.
Yeah, probably.
I think my favorite debunking of a psychic ever
is a guy who walks around Hollywood
and he hides behind,
he just holds his phone for like Instagram or TikTok.
He walks around Hollywood and he hides behind the corner
of like one of those psychic shops
where they're just like sitting in the window, like waiting, you know,
and like the windows open or like the gates are up.
And he just jumps around the corner and scares the shit out of him.
Like he screams.
And he's just like, ah!
And they scream.
And then they start yelling at him to leave, and he's like, oh, I figured you would have seen that coming.
Yeah, hilarious, but also well-deserved.
So realistically, how many of these people do you think, we sort of touched on this earlier?
How many, what percentage know that it's fake and they do it anyway versus those who honestly believe it's real?
I mean, look, cognitive bias is a hell of a drug.
There's for sure plenty of people, even some listening right now who are thinking, I am not a con, I have special powers.
This is real and they honestly believe that it is.
Yeah, and we're probably going to hear from them.
For sure.
And I think we should invite them on.
I don't know if you're okay with having guests on this version of the show,
but I say if someone says they can demonstrate the powers,
I say we give them a chance.
That's my vote.
I'm not saying no.
I'm not saying no.
If we find one that's good and not just a time wasting attention,
a horror type of person, man or woman,
then attention or then they can,
maybe we do something where we do a segment with them
and we shred what they're doing.
And it's a great question because I know they're listening
and they're probably going to write in very upset with us,
but I've definitely met people in both camps,
people who know and people who honestly believe
that they have these powers.
And that's always the tough part of this, right?
You don't want to go after someone
or insult that person as being a charlatan.
If they actually believe that they're doing something,
it's all about the intent, right?
And I'd say pretty much all of the high-profile TV psychics,
they know it's fake because they have to run a business.
You know how it is being a public personality
with shows and staff and crew and writers.
I mean, it's a lot.
You have to run a business.
You have to get a publicist.
You get told what to say and what not to say.
You get caught and have to backtrack.
They do research beforehand to blow people's minds.
They're putting on a show.
It's like Chris Angel or David Copperfield or Penn & Teller.
They get caught applying the sort of same techniques or saying the same things over and over
and doing that cold reading nonsense with the MRJ and multiple different videos.
They use the same sort of standard wide netcasting, the John Edward types or Sylvia Brown types or the Miss Cleo types.
We all know they're taking advantage of people.
and they know that they're taking advantage of people.
But your aunt, with all the blue jewelry and beads hanging in the doorway as she burns incense wearing a transparent shawl,
she believes her amethyst and taro cards are going to change your life.
Yeah, and look, your aunt probably isn't charging you $500 for your reading, or maybe she is,
but like you mentioned earlier, the people who are preying on the most vulnerable people,
they definitely know what they're doing is wrong.
Yeah, it's so bad, Jordan, that the AARP has had to send out a warning,
to their members, explaining that a New Jersey man was in his 50s was having problems at work.
And in February, he turned to a psychic for help.
And then during their first meeting, the psychic read tarot cards and then peppered him with personal questions.
That led him to a second costlier session at which she uttered this ominous warning,
you have a curse.
It might be devastating for your family.
It has to be removed immediately.
Next thing you know, she's asking him to bring $9,000 in a pillow case.
and nine white roses and nine red roses and some magnets.
And she told him she would perform some rituals and then give him the $9,000 back.
And a gallon of skim milk actually make it 2%.
Could you pick up my dry cleaning?
Yeah, and there's some dry cleaning.
It's been a while.
And I've got a couple of things in my UPS box.
And they write in the article,
yearning for the bad karma to disappear.
The man did as he was instructed,
scraping together enough money from friends and family
and a rainy day fund
and an account earmarked for his son's college education.
Oh my gosh.
He got the money together.
And then it says that his repeated attempts
to get the money back from the psychic
have not yielded a dime
and police refused to pursue the matter
because the man willingly handed the money over.
Sure.
And about five months after he gave her the $9,000,
he lost his job in IT as part of a pandemic-related layoff
and he's now very strapped for money.
So the AARP now has a toll-free fraud watch network helpline.
So if you suspect someone in your family has been taken advantage of or is a victim of fraud,
I'm going to give you the number now.
So pause, write it down, whatever.
The phone number is 877908-3360.
877-9083360.
You know it's bad when a company that offers services to seniors has to dedicate a helpline just for fraud.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
That same article also says that a 54-year-old woman in Canada lost 24,000 to a psychic who promised to connect her with a loved one who had passed away.
A 73-year-old man in Washington State lost huge money to a psychic in hopes of winning back an ex-girlfriend.
The spiritualist not only took his money, but had him charge expensive jewelry that he gave the psychic to present to the man's lost love.
The woman, of course, never got the gifts, nor did she ever reconcile with him.
and now practically broke, he's completely saddled with the credit card bills for all the jewelry.
There was a 72-year-old woman in Seattle who gave $20,000 to a psychic for information about a new relationship,
and when she complained to the police, they refused to follow up on her case.
So overall, look, I'll just leave you with this.
If you're looking to have a little fun and you want to do a reading for entertainment,
just know that that's what it is.
But if you're looking for actual answers to life's greatest problems,
please see a secular, licensed therapist.
Or some approximation thereof.
Thank you very much, David.
Thanks for having me.
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