The Josh Innes Show - A Few Odd Stories

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

First off, we have an update on the doofus who fell 21 feet at the Pirates game a few months ago. Second, we have a few stories from the LSU campus. One involves a guy who is a serial public urinator and the other involves a voyeur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, let's see here. We have an update on the gentleman who drunkenly fell 20 feet at the Pirates game a couple of months ago. We have an update. He was interviewed by the paper in Pittsburgh. The Pittsburgh, would this be the, this is Trib Live is the website. I, honest to God, for the life of me, have no idea what this publication is. I don't think it's the main newspaper. Western Pennsylvania's trusted news source, Trib Live. I thought the name of the newspaper in Pittsburgh was the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, so I don't know if this is like, I mean, it's a legit newspaper, it's a legit news outlet, whatever, but this guy fell at the ball game, April 30th, 21 feet off the Clemente Wall onto the right field warning track and has serious injuries, okay? I'm curious to know what's been going on with this guy, because the headline reads, man who fell 21 feet at PNC Park, I wake up with pain every day.

Well, I'm going to assume you do because you drunkenly fell 21 fucking feet. So I would probably wake up in pain every day too. But I'm curious, and I haven't read this story, Jilly sent it to me. I like, Jilly will send me stories that I don't read them and I read them live on the podcast so I can get a legit reaction to it. So let's play a couple commercials. And let's see if this guy blames anyone and what his story is or if he's just like, hey, I'm a dumb drunk. What do you want from me? We will do that after these words.

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In an interview that aired Monday night on Inside Edition, Mark Wood said he doesn't know how he's still alive. Quote, I wake up in pain every day, he said in an interview which marked his first visit to PNC Park since the accident, still got my arm. I can't feel my two fingers still, but I'm doing better than I was, that's for sure. Mark said that during the game against the Chicago Cubs, he got excited about a play and jumped out of his seat. When he came down, he landed awkwardly on the railing, careening off it, and falling headfirst onto the field, according to the Inside Edition interview. The fall left Mark Wood with life-threatening injuries, including a broken back, neck, and fractured ribs. In early May, Mark Wood called Trib Live from his room at Allegheny General Hospital, quote, broken everything as how Mark Wood described his injuries, which included back and neck injuries and a swollen hand. I think when I get home, I'll just put ice on it, he said.

Well, again, friend, you were hammered at the ball game. Like, I assume we're going to get to the details of that. But remember, they were ripping the ballpark for serving a minor and the guy next to him was giving him beer, even though he was 20. Mark Wood was at the game with his girlfriend and another friend. Mark Wood was 20 years old at the time and said his friend bought him some beers that night, according Inside Edition. Police charged a Liberty Boroughman with two counts of selling or furnishing liquor to a minor in connection with the evening. ends in it. That case is still pending. I also find that to be bullshit. Like, I know that there is a drinking age, and I know that that drinking age is 21. But if you're 20, and you're not

like 20 that day, you could be 20 in six months, 20 and seven months, or whatever it is, like, what is the fucking difference between being 20 and 21? There isn't. There is no fucking difference whatsoever, but it's like, well, we had a minor drinking alcohol. Is a 20-year-old person really a fucking minor? That is absurd to me. Like, and I, and I, don't want to be the well if you can go fight for your country why can't you have a cold beer guy but if you can fight for your fucking country at 18 why can't you have a cold beer when you're 20 years old like what is waiting to your 21 really going to do 21 versus you know 20 it's so fucking stupid anyhow uh inside edition showed footage of the friend climbing down

the wall and jump off to check on mark what now that's that had to feel like shit though You're like, you gave your buddy this booze and you're having a good time of the game and this dipshit jumps up and falls over the railing. You're like, I wonder if his first thought was, oh, shit, my friend's heard or is it? Oh, shit, my friend may be dead and I gave him the fucking booze. I'm going down with you. I feel terrible because it wasn't his fault. See, that's nice. That I like to hear.

Like, don't blame somebody else. It's not somebody else's fault that your drunk ass, 20-year-old drunk ass, fell off a fucking wall at a baseball game. It is not someone else's fault. According to the police report, Mark Wood's girlfriend told detectives he drank two beers before he fell. This had nothing to do with drinking-assed Inside Edition? No, Mark Wood replied. This was just a tragic accident. Mark Wood is a South Allegheny high school graduate who played linebacker for the Walsh and Wheeling Division 2 college football team.

A GoFundMe raised more than $70,000. People who like send GoFundMe money? to dummies who fall off of walls and shit at baseball games. Like, I don't know if people are just gullible or dumb or what it is, but my first thought when seeing a dip shit fall off a wall, and maybe, and he very well could also be saying that alcohol had nothing to do with it because he's not trying to get his friend in any more trouble. That could very well be the case, right?

He may have actually, you know, had it out. Now, they would know if he were drunk, right? Because they could have taken his ABV on that. Although I don't think that would have been their first concern. He's like trying to get this guy that fell off the field. Their first concern is, let's see. Hey, can you do a field sobriety test? No, my back is broken.

Well, can I at least get you to blow into this breathalyzer? That'd be cool, right? So there's an update on the gentleman who fell 21 feet onto the field. And now you know. I was also, if we're looking at other wacky random stories. The story about the LSU urinator. So there's a guy that's on TikTok. And he just films videos of himself peeing in public, like in LSU, like on the campus of LSU.

And people are all weirded out by it for obvious reasons, of course. Like, like, it's weird that there'd be some guy that just films himself on TikTok taking a leak out in public places. But that's like, that's what's happening right now. They call him the LSU urinator is what he is. Let me see. And it's hard to find any sort of details about it. Like, here's the story. TikToker goes viral for peeing in public at LSU.

A viral TikTok account featuring what appears to be a public urination on Louisiana State University's campus has drawn mixed reactions from students and an official warning from the school. Some say it's disturbing. Others say it's hilarious. One thing's for sure, it's viral. Everyone from this campus has pretty much seen it, said LSU student Owen Morris. All my friends I talk to have seen it. It's a trend in it's circulating nationally around college campuses. is on the list. You can use a simple hashtag and everything pops up. Football pops up. Basketball pops up. So it's simple to hashtag this name and it's going to blow up, said Leah Harris, a junior at LSU. Everyone is going to see it and that's why people like that shouldn't be doing things like that. Now let's get the opposite. Let's get the viewpoints here. Some students say it's disrespectful.

There's thousands and thousands of people that come through here every day, said student Billy Davis. Billy Davis eyes. So the fact that somebody goes and does that just kind of disrespects the campus in a sense. I can see that. Others saw the humor. I find it kind of funny, laughed Ryan Ricken. Do we have no doubt that Ryan Ricken, like I have no idea because I haven't watched the news video. And that's all this is, is like the transcript of the news, the piece about it.

Do we have any doubt that Ryan Ricken wears like a not a popped collar polo shirt? but like a striped polo shirt, khaki shorts that are like five-inch in seam, and has a hat that might say cocks on it. Maybe. He thinks the public should consider the idea that the video could be fooling them. Yeah, if he was peeing instead of pouring water, pointed out Rickin before heading to class, we don't know if it was actually him doing it or not. Fair point, bro. LSU spokesperson Zach Labby, Lab, released a statement saying any behavior that creates health hazards or defaces property violates university polity and should be referred to LSU police.

Speaking of LSU police, so there's another story on here. I'm looking at the news, the most red news stories on WafB, which is the CBS affiliate in Baton Rouge. I saw another story, like, man accused of exposing himself several times outside Jim and soliciting sex for minor. There's that story in Baton Rouge, followed by human remains found in alligator trapped near where Brian Vasquez's body was found. So maybe this alligator, he may have eaten Brian Vasquez. We don't know. Whoever Brian Vasquez is, he may have been eaten by a fucking

alligator. And then I saw another story that was on the LSU campus about a 79-year-old dude who was going to the on-campus Barnes & Noble, which, by the way, the LSU campus is loaded with better shit than it was when I was there. Like there's a whole goddamn Barnes & Noble, and There's better restaurants and shit. The campus is much better than it was 20 years ago when your boy tried to go to LSU before I got kicked out. But there was another story about some 79-year-old dude who was going to the LSU campus Barnes & Noble and taking upskirt videos of girls. Now, he's been arrested as well. So that's what's going on in Baton Rouge.

The news in Baton Rouge is loaded with shit. Oh, and then Greg Brooks Jr. returns to court for lawsuit against him. LSU and Our Lady of the Lake. That's the kid that ended up with like a brain tumor or whatever. And it feels like the LSU football team was negligent. And the LSU and the university and the hospital was negligent about it. And he's been suing them. It's a sad story. If you recall, that's one of the stories where Ryan Clark interviewed the kid and then left the camera on himself after the kid got up and then like filmed himself crying over it. Ryan Clark, who we haven't talked a lot about on here, Ryan Clark is the fucking worst. Anyway, I team.

79-year-old accused of taking upskirt shots at LSU, Barnes, and Noble. Hold on, let me kill the sound on this. A man is in custody after being accused of taking upskirt photograph. Like, how would one even attempt to take an upskirt photograph in 2025? Like, my guess would be, like, to even take a clear picture, you'd have to be standing still and taking the picture. You can't just walk by and take it'd be blurry. So I don't know.

Like, you, like, how do you even, like, how? What are the logistics of taking an upskirt shot? Like, the only, like, viable way to take an upskirt shot would be, like, if you're under the bleachers and this is like fucking porkies or something, and some guys taking a picture from under the bleachers, right? Like, I can't imagine there's even a, like, a legitimate way to even consider taking an upskirt shot. Let's see, LSU Police have charged John Burgess 79 with video voyeurism.

after receiving complaints that the man was filming under young women's skirts. Police said Burgess willingly showed them the photographs once he was confronted. An underage girl later identified herself as the person in one of the photos. Like, yep, that's me. But now this gentleman is, well, the investigation is still ongoing. I don't know why there would need to be an investigation. The guy's like, hey, you want to see my beaver pictures? And they're like, sure.

And they looked at the beaver pictures. And they're like, all right, well, investigation over, friend. You're under arrest. I don't know why there need to be more of an investigation, but what do I know? All right, more to come.