The Josh Innes Show - A Horny Tale From Florida

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

A 15 year old dude in Florida was caught having sex...with his stepmom...by his dad... Imagine being a grown man getting cucked by your own kid... That's gotta break a man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, here's a story straight out of the hub. Maybe this is why that dip shit in Michigan is trying to get porn canceled in the state of Michigan, trying to make porn illegal, as we talked about yesterday. Maybe this is why this guy is doing this, because this story that I've got for you is straight out of the hub, one of like the number one top categories on the hub, straight up ready to go. And we'll have this story for you coming up after these words. The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox is an eight-episode Hulu original limited series that blends gripping pacing with emotional complexity, offering a dramatized look as it revisits the wrongful conviction of Amanda Knox for the tragic murder of Meredith Kircher and the relentless media storm that followed.

The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox is now streaming only on Disney Plus. All right, the headline reads. Florida nurse gets prison after husband caught her having sex with teen stepson. Quote, she's an incestuous pedophile. A Florida nurse whose husband walked in on her having sex with his 15-year-old son has been sentenced to two years in prison with the boy's mom angrily calling the stepmom an incestuous pedophile. Alexis von Yates, that sounds like someone who would fuck their step-kid.

Like, that sounds like the porn name. That sounds like a porn name. Alexis von Yates sounds like a porn name of a woman who would do stepmom porn. Alexis von Yates, now 35, had pounced as she watched a horror movie with her stepson who was visiting his dad in Ocala last July. The since-fired nurse told the boy she was, quote, horny after not having sex in two weeks while on her period, leading to him on to, leading him on to strip her and have sex while his younger siblings slept in a nearby room. Look, this chick's not like smoking hot, but like she looks pretty good.

And I'd imagine if you're a 15-year-old dude, that's your stepmom, you've probably only, like, you know, watch shit on the hub in your life, right, or done whatever. So you've probably, I don't even know if this guy's, you know, made love to a lady before. Like, it'd be kind of hard to say no. Throughout the disturbed, stepmom moaned, oh, fuck, and this is so bad. boy later recall. I mean, they lived in a porno. Like, this is a porno situation. This is a stepmom porno situation. This is the kind of shit that, like, Alexis Fox would be in. The teen boy ran out of the living room into the bathroom with his pants around his legs, while his naked stepmom

tried to hide under a blanket, which only covered her bottom half. Like, how dumb would dad have to be to be like, what are you doing? Nothing. I'm just laying under the blanket half naked. and your son just ran into the bathroom with his pants around his ankles. Also, like, just take your fucking pants off. Like, if you're already committed to banging your stepmom at this point, take the pants all the way off. The dad asked his wife, what the fuck is going on? Then took his son out of the home.

Von Yates was originally charged with sexual battery by a person in familial authority, a first-degree felony that carries a maximum sentence of life in prison and a $10,000 fine. However, she pleaded no comment. contest last month after being offered a plea deal on a lesser charge of lewd and lascivious battery of a child between the ages of 12 and 16. It does show you the double standard in the world, though. Like this chick got like, I think two years in jail or something. Like if a dude was hooking up with like a 15 year old girl, we'd be like, this is the most heinous shit we've ever heard. What is this guy doing?

This chick, we're like, she's kind of hot. And I'm like, good for him. You know, that's just how we view things differently, how the worldview stories like this. differently. Like in a boy's mind, we're like, fucking ain't right. Good for you, Chief. Go ahead, knock the dust off. Brother, she hadn't had sex in two weeks. You know what, brother? You're going to give it to her. That's who. She's going to get it. And who's going to give it to her. You, that's who, my man. If it were the other way around, we're like, this guy should be chemically castrated. This guy, this chick were like, she was horny. What was he supposed to do?

like she's cute like she's like the nurse pictures are cute and shit like she almost doesn't even look like a real nurse like she looks like someone wearing a nurse costume she sat stone faced in makeup and wearing a black turtleneck as she was sentenced to two years in prison Tuesday she was also ordered to complete 200 hours

of community service and pay fines and court fees Florida fifth judicial circuit court judge Timothy McCourt said he agreed to the plea deal that significantly reduced the sentence after the boy and his mom were said mom said they were 100% in agreement with the sentencing. Well, the boy's

like, listen, let's get her out of here. So, like, we're in love, Mom. Like, mom, let her, like, I guarantee that kid's sitting there going, like, thinking about that every day. Like, shit. What happens when she gets out? Should we start writing each other letters? Like,

penthouse forum-esque letters? Like, what do we do? At the hearing, the disgusted the disgusted teen's mom called Von Yates an incestuous pedophile who groomed and violated her son. She also described the former nurse as a coward who had no remorse for her despicable actions while saying it destroyed the victim's relationship with his dad who has not spoken to him since. Well, like, if my son banged my wife, I'd probably be like, yeah, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's move on.

Because not only is that your son who's now been, I guess, violated if you want to put it that way by this woman, or whatever but like your son also tap that ass so your son like like fucked you over pretty good so like I wonder if he's like he's probably he's obviously mad that his son you know whatever he views it as violation whatever but he's probably also like embarrassed like what was I not doing what was I not providing Alexis or whatever Von Yates von Trapp what is this chick's name Von Yates. Her name is Alexis von Yates. So, like, he's probably like, I wasn't dicking her down good enough. Alexis von Yates, my nurse wife wasn't getting enough from me, so she had to turn to my son.

So she's had the old bull, but now it's time to get the young calf. And what if I have a luscious beat of hair, sweat dropping from my, my, my, my, down to my ball fro. She also described the former nurse of Cowher. We did that. Von Yates was ordered to not have any contact with the boy before she was handcuffed and taken out of the courtroom. She had already lost her nursing license after her arrest in November. So there's that story.

Straight off the hub. That is a hub special. I would imagine stepmom. Is there a story about the most popular, most popular, um, porn. I'm not even going to look that up on the company computer. That just seems like a recipe for disaster that I don't feel like dealing with today. Like, Josh, were you looking at porn? No, I wasn't looking at porn. I was just looking for us. I was looking for data.

I was looking for important nuggets of information about these things so I could discuss them in a serious manner on my radio program. That's it and that's all, baby. That's all I was trying to do. I was not in the studio watching porn. I was just in the studio looking at what categories of porn are popular. That's all I was doing. Duh, silly. But intriguing.

And I bet that happens a lot more than we hear about, too. Because that's the thing about ladies. Like, we always hear about, like, predatory men, and they're obviously there. And they're obviously creepier than predatory women for whatever reason, right? Like, I mean, they're more powerful people. They're more physically imposing. Like, weird dudes. So when we hear that, like, some dude is, like, violating or, like, doing that.

We're like, that's terrible, right? But, like, when you hear this story, you're just kind of like, oh, interesting. Like, cool. Like, that's how you think of these kind of stories. And it will never change. There will never come a time where dudes hear a story like this and their first thought isn't, like, oh, lucky kid. And, like, I had a stepmom that was hot.

Like, dude. Like, you think these things. Like, that's just, I don't know, will there ever come a time where we don't think like that? Will there ever come a time where we're just like appalled by? Like, we're men and we're appalled by this story. Will that ever happen? Because, again, if that were a dude and the girl, we're 15 and we're like, dude, you're a fucking monster. Like, we don't look at it any other way.

But as dudes, we sit there and we hear this story and we're like, all right, all right, all right. Same thing when you hear about, like, teacher sex scandals, you're like, the first thing you hear when, like, a 16-year-old dude is caught, you know, banging a teacher. or she's sending him nudes and stuff on Snapchat. You're like, she hot? You hear that about a dude? Like, we had a situation where I went to school where I think one of the teachers got fired because he was having a relationship with a student. I don't know if she was still a student or if she had just been a student. I forgot the whole thing.

But I think he got whacked because of an inappropriate relationship he was having with a student. And we're all like, what a fucking creep. And then we're like, yeah, that tracks. Like, this guy looks like he would. you know but if it were the other way around we would just make jokes about it and be like oh that's funny like we used to make jokes about one of my friends we were convinced that he was banging one of the teachers because like she would um like she would take him on like boat trips with her husband and shit like he would like just do shit on the weekends with a lady teacher like it's one thing if

it's like a dude and you're hanging out with a dude teacher he's like a mentor or father figure you're friends with his kid so you see him all the time it's another thing when you're like so this is a lady teacher and she's taken a dude student like on trips with her and her husband like what the fuck's going on here and why is this happening

we'd be like oh this is intriguing if it were a dude taking a female student we'd be like this guy's a fucking weirdo you know anywho all right more to come