The Josh Innes Show - Amanda Bynes Is On OnlyFans

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Amanda Bynes is on OnlyFans. But, don't get too excited...she's only there for conversation. Who pays money to have conversations with celebs? Who are the highest earning celebs on OnlyFans? Lear...n more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, you guys see that Amanda Bynes is on OnlyFans? Boy, there was a time in life that that would have excited me very much because I used to have it bad for Amanda Bynes. I'm talking about, though, like, Hairspray Amanda Bynes and She's the Man Amanda Bynes. Like, that's hashtag my Amanda Bynes. Or multiple mugshot Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes had a really hot mugshot.
Starting point is 00:00:24 She's had a couple of them, but one of them was very appealing. Very much I was into Amanda Bynes for a stretch. Of course, now she's kind of wacky, but she's on OnlyFans now. But don't get too excited, pervs. If you're excited about the idea of Amanda Bynes being on OnlyFans
Starting point is 00:00:41 and you're ready to throw down your credit card and say, hello, Amanda, show me them titties. Well, that's not going to happen, apparently, because, as she said to all of her followers on Instagram, I'm on OnlyFans now. Disclaimer, I'm doing OnlyFans to chat with my fans through DMs. I won't be posting any sleazy content. Excited to join. OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service that has gained a reputation for not safe for work content. The platform has become synonymous with adult entertainment industry and sexual content, but stars from Bella Thorne to The Sopranos' Drea De Mateo have made headlines for using the platforms where creators earn money from users
Starting point is 00:01:25 or fans who pay monthly membership fees to access their exclusive content. I would have to question you as a human if you paid money to have a conversation with Amanda Bynes via DM. Now, I wouldn't question you as a human if you paid money to see some titties because people pay money to see titties and it doesn't even matter whose titties they are like the the tight like it's amazing how just the idea of titties doesn't matter if you're a celebrity but beeves and titties people love the beeves and the titties and they want to see them and i'm sure that there are dudes that show their hocks like i want to say that before he died um like aaron carter was like beaten off
Starting point is 00:02:06 on fucking only fans or some shit for money so like look if i were a big enough celebrity i'm almost at a point in life where i would have to consider doing it but nobody would want to see me except for maybe some mcdougals or some some real real angry mcdougals that would pay money like put on a cowboy's jersey and touch your penis for me, would you bow? But it is fascinating the shit that people want to see. Like here in St. Louis last year, there were two chicks that were teachers at some suburban schools here that all that both started Instagram or not Instagram only fans pages and made a shitload of money doing it and it became a big story. But then one of them wanted to get back to teaching and was shocked when the little town she lived in was like,
Starting point is 00:02:50 no, we don't want you to do that. That's going to be a no from us, good buddy. She's like, why do people look at me like this? I don't know because you show your cooter on the internet and blow dudes on the internet for money. And I'm not judging you. Like, hey, do what you got to do to make money. I think it's cool that we live in a society where you can flash your cooter, just some
Starting point is 00:03:11 basic looking broad that's a teacher that you can go out there and just flash your cooter to everybody. And like, boom, you can make six figures. I think that's the American dream. In fact, it requires no skill. You're not particularly hot. You just go out, flash your beef to people and you're making money. But what you can't expect is to be able to like,
Starting point is 00:03:31 go back to a life of being a humble teacher. And like, like, do you not understand how this works? Like, it's not how it works. So anyway, as far as only fans goesFans goes, good for you. But in late 2023, Bynes39 released a podcast with friend and biochemist Paul Siminski, which ended after one episode with tattoo artist Dahlia Moth. See, you guys bitch about the amount of content I put out. Amanda Bynes got everybody excited. She had a podcast out with some biochemist and she stopped after one episode. So get off my fucking nuts. I'm putting out thousands of episodes.
Starting point is 00:04:12 But now there's going to be dipshits that are going to pay Amanda Bynes to have conversations on the internet, I guess. So that should be exciting. So like I pay like I should pay 10 bucks a month and it's like slide into them DMs. on the internet, I guess. So that should be exciting. So like, I guess you pay 10 bucks a month and it's like slide into them DMs, like, how was your day? Now, but I do wonder, will Amanda Bynes be having like sexy content? Will Amanda Bynes actually be the one
Starting point is 00:04:37 having these conversations at all? Or will Amanda Bynes just be someone that like hires another person to have these conversations? Or, or, I don't know. just be someone that like hires another person to have these conversations or or I don't know I ran out I had something I had something that was going to be profound but it wasn't profound let me play a couple commercials and we will continue all right if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs you got to check out Pick 6 from DraftKings. When it comes to
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Starting point is 00:09:24 girls moms started and like they get they've made just hundreds of group of kids called the squad that one of the girls moms started and like they get they've made just hundreds of millions of dollars on the internet but shocker as the show goes on you learn that it's very shady and there's bad shit happening and it's damn near kiddie porn that people are watching and as me and jilly are watching this we're both wondering like like who the fuck watches this like it's supposed to be content for kids or whatever but who's watching this and then you realize it's just horny child predators that's the people who watch this like there aren't millions of kids going to youtube every day like hey i want to see what the exploits of these 10 year old kids are today no it's essentially giving
Starting point is 00:10:02 them legal child pornography is what you're giving these people you're giving the pedos and the weirdos and there's like one point in this where like the mom of one of the girls is sending a stalker like the daughter's underwear and i'm like what the fuck are we doing but that's on netflix if you'd like to watch it if you're interested in such things all that to tell you that amanda binds is OnlyFans, but she's not doing any sort of sultry material. She's just there to have conversations. I don't know what those conversations will be. Like, what have you been up to lately, Amanda Bynes? Haven't heard from you in a while. Have you been arrested lately? Is there going to be a she's the man too? Who are the highest earners on OnlyFans? I want celebrities, though.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Let me look that up. I want to look up celebrities. Not just like random chicks or porn stars. Like, I think, like, some of these wrestling chicks are pretty brilliant. They build a big audience of people by being wrestlers, and then they realize that wrestling doesn't pay all that much money
Starting point is 00:10:59 relative to what they could make if they show their cooters on the internet. And then they show their cooters on the internet, and they make millions. Like, there was this chick that was a wrestler she went by Lacey Evans I think it's what she went by a couple years ago and her whole shtick was she was like in the military which I think she actually was but like her whole shtick was like I'm like she had like red lips and blonde hair she kind of looked like you know the like the motivational posters of the 30s and 40s and wartime, and she was really hot.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And then she got out of wrestling, and I'm fairly certain she just shows her coos on OnlyFans, and she's rich as shit. That's also what I think Mandy Rose does. I don't think Mandy Rose – is her name Mandy Rose? Mandy Rose, the one that was involved in the storyline with Otis from Hammond Slam. Well, she was a wrestler, a little too muscular for my taste. I'm more of like a Liv Morgan type of guy. I don't need some chick that's really fucking muscular.
Starting point is 00:11:58 She's not like China muscular, but she's firm, and I'm kind of like, nah, I need a little bit more of uh you know Alexa Bliss type but that's neither here nor there so I think she's also on OnlyFans I think and I bet she makes like a billion dollars relative to what she was making uh when she was wrestling let's look okay here's a story so Iggy Azalea estimated makes 4848 million a year on OnlyFans, estimated $9.2 million a month, monthly Google search volume $1.2 million.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Iggy Azalea tops the list with the highest estimated monthly earnings of $9.2 million and a remarkable $1.2 million monthly Google searches. The Australian rapper, sort of, and songwriter has solidified her position as the most financially successful celebrity on OnlyFans. But does she do naked stuff, or what does she do? Bad Bobby, whoever this is, Bahad Bob, I don't even know who you are, but she makes 3.5 million a month. Tana Mongo, I don't know who you are either, but she makes $3.5 million a month. Tana Mongo.
Starting point is 00:13:07 I don't know who you are either, but she makes $3 million. Cardi B makes $1.87 million a month on OnlyFans. The Grammy-winning rapper ranks fourth with total earnings of $46.7 million despite her current inactivity on the platform. So basically she makes money doing that. She's used to stealing money from men and now she's doing it this way bella thorne hello my lady i didn't realize that bella thorne was at one time dating chandler parsons this guy used to get all the coups bella thorne follows cardi b with an estimated total earnings of 37.3 million 1.49 million a month, but Bella Thorne is currently inactive. See, that's smart.
Starting point is 00:13:47 You just make a shitload of money. So I guess she made 37 million fucking dollars on OnlyFans. And then she's like, well, I've made enough. That's the move. Don't just keep doing it. That's greed. Just show your coos just enough to make 40 mil and roll out. Tyga. Ah, Tyga so uh let's see taiga makes 1.38 million a month he is active amber rose makes 1.19 million like if you've done porn before why not just do this like especially if you're a big name porn star why not just do only fans right because if you're a big name porn star you're not making a ton of money doing porn just just, you know, charge people for it on the internet. So how much, let me see. I'm genuinely curious. Like did I don't, it doesn't say, so does Bella Thorne do like, like did Bella Thorne do actual like sex stuff on there? Or did she just do, um, like, did she just have conversations or just post pictures or what?
Starting point is 00:14:46 Like, I'm curious. Bella Thorne smoking hot, by the way. Let's see. That's a smart move. Like, why sit there and try to fight and be an actual actor and everything and just do enough to get famous with people and then just get naked on the Internet? Like, especially if you're hot, why the fuck not? Just get naked on the Internet, make a couple of bucks and disappear. Like who wants to fight to try to continue to be a celebrity? Like what kind of life is that? Like every freaking day trying to do something new or
Starting point is 00:15:16 innovative, be hot, show your coos, go to Tahiti. Like that sounds like a solid strategy. Does it not? Like that's that to me, that's the play. If anybody wanted to see, dude, I'm a nobody. And people wanted me to do a, what are those things called where you, you send people messages and shit. I lost my password, so I can't do them anymore. Um, Oh, what the hell you call those things. But like you, you send people, uh, you know, they're like, Hey, 25 bucks. Can you just tell my brother happy birthday and Missanelli sucks? And I'm like, sure. So I'd sit there and I'd do like four minute videos for these people. I'd sit there and just have a whole conversation.
Starting point is 00:15:55 And that was me, a nobody, big picture. See, it must be nice though. I don't want to be must be nice guy, but it must be nice to know that if you have a certain amount of celebrity, there's always the option to show your titties or your wiener on the internet and make money. Like, that's cool. You know, I mean, again, that's kind of the American dream, isn't it? Like, you just sit back and you're like, titties, beeves, peenies, all that shit. Or just have a conversation like Amanda Bynes. And there will always be people ready to talk or give you their credit card information to see titties.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Anyway, all right, more to come.

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