The Josh Innes Show - "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" Review and Dave Grohl's A Horndog
Episode Date: September 11, 2024Jilly and I went to see the new Beetlejuice movie. Jilly really enjoyed it. After having a night to marinate, I have some thoughts. I really enjoy when sanctimonious people like Dave Grohl end up bei...ng weasels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Howdy, Jmokes. What's happening? It's Josh. Lots going on.
First of all, I got a lot of stuff that I would like to get into today.
Tons. And throughout the day, I'll probably pop back in. That's what I've been doing.
When something's on my mind, I talk about it. Then I'll leave for a while, go hit golf balls,
go bet on sports in Illinois because I can't do it from my own house, that kind of shit.
Then I come back and I deliver more because that's what I do.
But God, so many things happened yesterday.
I went to see Beetlejuice yesterday.
Okay, I'll start here.
Let me give you a little review on Beetlejuice.
I thought it was fine.
I wouldn't go so far as to say that I was let down by it because let down would indicate that I thought the movie sucked.
I was let down by it because let down would indicate that I thought the movie sucked. I was let down by
Twister. I didn't necessarily think Twisters with an S sucked, but I was looking forward to it for
a billion years. And then I go see it and it's just a movie about two random people that I don't know
or care about chasing tornadoes and shit. There was no Joe. There was no reference to Bill. There
was no reference to any of that. There was nothing that brought us back to the original movie.
And for that, I didn't like that movie.
It was fine.
It was watchable on its own little thing in its own universe.
But I wanted something that called back to the first movie other than just one reference to Dorothy.
I wanted something else.
Therefore, I viewed that as more of a remake than a reboot
of the series. And I left that movie legitimately disappointed. I didn't leave Beetlejuice
disappointed, but I was kind of middling on it, right? First of all, a lot of the good shit was
in the trailer. And that's an epidemic that must be stopped. That's why if I see a movie that looks interesting to me in the first 10 seconds of the trailer,
whether it's at the movie theater, whether it's at Netflix, I just stop.
That's what Jillian and I do.
We're like, okay, we want to watch this.
Sometimes you can tell by the name of a movie and who's in it that you want to watch it.
And you don't want to waste your time watching a trailer because a trailer is going to give it away.
There's a couple of movies in recent history that have been the worst about that. One of which was the Seth Rogen produced
movie where it's about like the 10 and 11 year old kids doing a super bad type movie where,
oh, they're vulgar kids. Good boys is what it was called. And the trailer made the movie look like
it was going to be hysterical. And that was before I really started despising Seth Rogen and the rest of these Hollywood celebs that are annoying so I'm like I'm in lock me in you go to the movie
and virtually everything you saw in the trailer was in the movie and nothing else you could recite
the lines because you'd seen the trailer a thousand times uh that's a sex that people do sex on it
and like all these lines in the movie and i'm like
you gotta save some it was also uh the case in that uh female super bad movie at least what they
were calling female super bad it wasn't close to female super bad uh book smart the the the movie
that olivia wild directed uh all the funny shit was in the trailer and the rest of it was like a
real coming of age story about a young lesbian and Jonah Hill's sister doing like knockoff Jonah Hill shit.
And it wasn't funny at all.
And I was really let down by that one as well.
In regards to this one today, Beetlejuice, which I saw last night.
First of all, there's not enough Beetlejuice in this movie.
And that was kind of the same way in the first one.
But, you know, you didn't get Beet beetlejuice really until later in the movie but i'm watching
this going i feel like i need more beetlejuice in this then when we get to beetlejuice almost
every gag that you get from beetlejuice in the movie was in the trailer that's not to say there
isn't some other funny stuff but i don't know that i really
laughed out loud at anything again didn't you know dislike the movie i'd say it was a fine movie
i didn't watch it though and come out going holy shit that like changed my life or holy shit i'm
going to quote this movie for a billion years now you don't really get a lot of movies like that anymore anyway because comedy is kind of dead and nothing
really sticks and the shit people think is funny is wild to me because a lot of it isn't funny and
I think guys like Vince Vaughn and other guys like that are saying that like you can't make
these kind of movies that we used to make that people enjoy anymore therefore comedy is kind of
dead and boring um I'm watching this and it's kind of like that's in the trailer
that's in the trailer that's in the trailer it was fine but it's nothing that i would look at
and go wow that's next level stuff um i'm trying to think of a movie that i've seen recently
that i felt that way about like you know that i would tell people holy shit you have to watch this
and i know i did this a couple years ago but left the movie, um, where the gal that looks like kind
of a knockoff, um, uh, what's her name? Uh, Harley Quinn, uh, uh, the, where she's like having to go
through the house. She's like getting married to this guy and like, they're trying to kill her and
that shit, that movie I thought was really good. And I enjoyed it. And, um, you know, but like,
and I, that was four or five years ago. So a lot of times when I go to the movies, I good and I enjoyed it and um you know but like and that was four or five years
ago so a lot of times when I go to the movies I leave and I'm just kind of like nothing really
you know gets my gets my willy hard when I watch it and I was really hoping I think the best way
to put it here for Beetlejuice is I was hoping for more I was expecting more but I didn't leave angry I didn't leave like they fucked me over
here like twisters now maybe I should have done my due diligence and my homework on twisters
I left twisters and I was like oh that's they fucked me good here because I walked in I get
I get no Helen Hunt I get no references to anybody else in the original movie. That is bullshit.
And I just couldn't leave. I didn't come here to see a movie about fucking tornadoes, which is odd
to say whenever you're seeing a movie called Twisters. I came here to see the progression
of the story for the people that I liked in the first movie. So at least we get that in this movie.
We know what's happening with Lydian. We know what's happening with her daughter.
And we know what's happening with her stepmom, who is still in the movie.
Now, the dad's not, but the obvious reason they had to write him out of the movie is because Jeffrey Jones had one of the great fall from graces ever.
I think he's like a pedo or something.
I got exactly what he did.
He was either a sexual predator or like a kiddie porn or one of those type of guys.
And like his Hollywood career died off.
And for just a marginal looking guy, really an unattractive guy, the guy had a hell of
a fucking run in movies.
I mean, you knew him in everything.
He was in all these Tim Burton movies.
He was in Amadeus.
He was in Ferris Bueller.
Like you knew this guy, his face was recognizable and they have to use him to a degree in the
movie, but he himself is not in the movie,
but he's a huge part of the plot of the movie. So what you end up getting there is they use some
claymation to kind of recreate him. And essentially, they kill him off in the movie. Like early in the
movie, you find out that he's killed off, and that's what brings everybody together back in
this town. That's not really a spoiler alert or anything like that.
That's just kind of how the movie gets itself going is Lydia's dad dies.
And you don't really see him at all in the movie because they're not going to put the
dude that's been banished from Hollywood for being a sexual predator or deviant or whatever
the fuck he is.
They're not going to do that.
So but again, movie was fine.
Wasn't the greatest I've ever seen didn't leave me like oh
god i want to re-watch this 10 times because again the whole damn movie was in the trailer
that pisses me off man like figure this shit out like so like a trailer should be 30 seconds this
isn't 1960 and this isn't psycho where uh alfredcock, I don't know if you've ever seen the trailer for Psycho.
It's like nine minutes and it's Alfred Hitchcock walking around the Bates Motel explaining to you the whole plot of the fucking movie.
I don't need that.
If I see somebody I like, like all you needed to tell me was Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, and I'm in.
Movie made over $115 million in its opening weekend.
Let me tell you what people would have done.
If you just would have said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, nothing else in the trailer.
All you know.
Here's what you could have done.
You could have just had Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, the day, or whatever like they did in the trailer.
Beetlejuice pops up.
The juice is loose.
Bam.
That's all you needed.
You didn't need a four-minute trailer.
You needed a 30-second teaser.
That's what you needed.
And if you would have gotten that,
then there would have been more surprises in the movie.
The problem is almost every Beetlejuice gag
was in the trailer.
Cut the shit.
Like I get it if it's a person you've never heard of
and you need to explain more about the movie to them.
But like if you give me,
if there's a Wedding Crashers 2,
and let's hope there is because that's like something i'd like to see let's say there's a wedding crashers 2 right all
i would need to see is wedding crashers 2 on the screen some sort of callback to the original
whatever maybe even chaz is in there like ma the, fuck, and it's like a present day that. All I would need and I would know,
I'm in for this movie.
If you give me Robert England as Freddy Krueger,
and I know that it's Robert England in a Freddy movie,
whether it's a prequel or anything,
I don't need to know about the story.
I don't need anything.
I'm going to see that movie.
I'm going to watch that movie.
But the problem is,
they give you too much in the damn trailer.
That's a tale as old as time, but it feels like it's gotten worse so again now like let down a little bit not a ton enjoyable time at the picture i love michael
keaton he's one of my favorites ever particularly 80s michael keaton is one of the funniest fuckers
in the history of cinema give me another mr mom. Mom. Give me Mr. Mom 2.
Mr. Grandpa.
That's what I want.
I want Mr. Grandpa.
Give me Gung Ho 2, Electric Boogaloo.
Give me Night Shift 2, The Next Night.
Just keep bringing back classic Michael Keaton characters.
Michael Keaton is great.
I don't feel like, okay, now I'm talking myself
into thinking I didn't like this movie.
Give me better content for Michael Keaton in that movie.
Like, it was almost like we're in the first one,
like it's nonstop, like the one-liners are memorable,
they're classic, they're amazing.
It's's you know
nice fucking model grabs his crotch it's like it's you know i've seen the exorcist 167 times
and it keeps getting funnier every single time i see it not to mention the fact that you're
talking to a dead guy now what do you think you think i'm qualified you know well we got the
meat like oh sandworms you hate them right i hate them myself like again i've seen that movie a thousand
times so i know the quotes i've seen this movie once i don't but there was nothing like that
like some of the the some of the sight gags i think kind of played kind of over the last 10
minutes of this conversation i think i've talked myself into disliking this movie and i don't want
to because it's fine and and Winona Ryder who's
still alive apparently is there and and you've got you know uh what's her name the cute girl
that plays her daughter that's in all the scream movies and everything um and it's it's Jen Ortega
and it's there's and Catherine O'Hara is great she's great in everything she does I mean the
shits creek's one of the funniest fucking shows I've ever watched. So I don't know, man. You got to give me less shit in the trailer,
and then I can go into the movie,
and I might enjoy it more.
But now I'm seeing things, and I'm like,
well, here comes this gag.
Here comes this line.
I don't know.
This is a hot, because, dude,
there's a lot of Tim Burton I love.
There's a lot of Tim Burton I've never seen, right?
So like some of the more newer Tim Burton shit
I haven't seen but
obviously batman 89 is great that's like like the only superhero movie i like is batman 89
i love the joker in that and everything uh peewee's big adventure fucking fantastic ed wood
is one of my favorite movies period ever about ed wood it's black and white it's a beautiful movie
i fucking love it there There's so much Tim
Burton that's really, really good. But I almost feel like the material just was under par.
I'm not going to say this was a money grab, although a sequel that comes out 35 or so years
after the original can feel that way. This wasn't a money grab. I don't know that Tim Burton had to
have a hit. It obviously was going to make money no matter what the plot was or whatever again you
could have just put up Beetlejuice Beetlejuice on the screen the juice is loose and boom you've got
a billion dollars but I just feel like the material like this is I feel bad saying this
because I have a lot of respect for Michael Keaton but at times it just kind of
felt like going through the motions I can't think of one line from the movie as I sit here right now
that was memorable I can't sit there and go that was again I laughed a couple times there's some
sight gags that are fine and I think they did a good job of calling back to some of the older
stuff because you want to see that. You want to see sandworms. If you watch Beetlejuice,
you want to see sandworms. They call back to the lip-syncing stuff. That's fine. I'm glad you do
that because that's what people like me want that watch the movie and love the movie. We don't want
you to completely dismiss it. We also don't want you to completely remake it. We want you to move
the story forward. All those things were good for what you would call, I guess, a reboot.
But I just felt that the content of the movie itself,
particularly the Beetlejuice stuff with Michael Keaton,
was below Michael Keaton.
That part of it bothered me a little bit.
That's all. But again, I wouldn't tell you to not go see it. It's amazing. I wish I loved anything as much as certain people just love
what they love. I think I could very well be accused of being just kind of an apathetic
person. And I don't know why I am this way, why I don't possess a lot of passion for shit. I wish I
did. I don't know why I lacked.
I don't know.
But I see people dressed up as Beetlejuice going to this movie,
and I'm like, fuck, I wish I loved any sort of thing
that brought me that level of joy.
Everything I love just brings me misery.
I love LSU football, but I just get angry when I watch it.
I love the Cardinals.
They piss me off.
I love watching the Astros.
They piss me off.
Sports piss me off.
They don't bring me happiness.
These people dress up as Beetlejuice
and the Star Wars people, Star Trek people.
Like it's easy to sit back
and make fun of a bunch of fucking nerds
that go to a comic con
and dresses the people from Scooby-Doo.
But you know what?
They fucking love it
and they help my dad make money.
So thank you very much.
But I don't love anything that much.
I do like when I see people that have that much passion for do. Like when I see people that I have that much passion for something, like when I see chicks
that dress up like Harley Quinn, first of all, boner alert, because I love Harley Quinn
and I can, I'll tell you this, I cannot wait for the new Joker.
It's going to be spectacular.
Like if I come out of that movie let down, then I will be pissed.
The Beetlejuice movie, you go into it thinking,
all right, sequel, 30-something years.
It's just good to see Beetlejuice on screen again.
I think that's why people reviewed it so well.
It's just good to see the fucking character.
You like Michael Keaton.
You don't want to shit on him.
You don't want to shit on Tim Burton.
We're talking only a couple of years since Joker, which was great.
I don't watch superhero movies, and again, I don't judge you for doing it.
I just don't get into it. I went to see Deadpool and Wolverine like two weeks ago. And there's a
lot of references to superheroes that I don't get because I don't watch the shit. It doesn't do
anything for me. If it does for you, rock on. I don't judge you. You're not some nerd or anything
like that. Hey, rock on. But I'm watching this and even that movie. Now that movie disappointed
me only because like that felt
like a money grab everything was breaking the fourth wall talking to the camera which I know
Deadpool does but it's like then that the constant references to like oh here comes a musical montage
I'm like you're too snarky for your own fucking good at some point in a movie you have to at least
be invested enough in the movie and it can't just be two hours of I know
it's a movie let's make fun of the fact that it's a movie you have to be invested in the movie
itself it can't just be like in Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller just spent two hours talking to
the camera letting you know that it was a movie then Ferris Bueller wouldn't work the breaking
the fourth wall works because he'll be like you know what would you do in a on a day like this
like you're kind of like in his world, but his world is still his world,
and you don't think it's a movie.
It's his world.
When you're watching Deadpool and Wolverine,
they're basically telling you this shit's a movie.
Here's a reference to 20th Century Fox.
Like, I don't know, man.
Like, I don't like movies that do shit like that.
Like, you got to give me some level of belief.
It's like wrestling, right?
My wife loves wrestling.
Like, there's a long stretch
where the people kind of went away from kayfabe and continually let you know, even on the broadcast,
that, hey, it's just wrestling. Now they've kind of gone back to trying to sell it to you a little
bit that it's actually something they believe in, and it makes it better. But if the Joker ends up
sucking, I'm going to be very disappointed. And to prep myself for the Joker,
I'm going to watch the first Joker and I'm going to watch A Star Is Born just to get my Lady Gaga fix. And yes, I know that Lady Gaga would hate me. I know that politically, even though I'm not a
political person, but I know she is. I don't know what I am politically, but I know I'm not her.
So she'd fucking hate my guts, but I love her. Born This Way is one of my favorite albums of all time. Star is Born,
guy's fucking hanging by his neck in his garage. The dog's outside. I'm sobbing. We're far from
the shallow now. I'm all into this shit. So I'm ready to go. That's what I'm looking forward to.
Speaking to people who would disagree with me politically, and again, I'm not even a political
person, but I judge people who would disagree with me politically as if you're a lunatic on one side
or the other you'd probably disagree with me because I think everybody's a lunatic like I was
watching the uh I didn't watch a ton of this debate but when we came home from the movie last
night it was the last few minutes of it and watching this and I hear um Kamala uh say uh you
know you've just you've spent a lot of time dividing people by race. And I'm like, all right, click.
I mean, come on, give me a fucking break, liberal people.
That's all you fucking do is play identity politics.
Everybody does.
Everybody's full of shit.
They're all liars.
You, them, they're all liars.
It's not about politics here.
But speaking of politics, somebody who I know would hate me
because he's a political zealot lunatic
is Mr. David Grohl, formerly of Nirvana and currently of the
Foo Fighters. Look, I don't root for people to destroy their families. I came from a family in
which my mother was married now, I think three times. My dad's been married three times. My dad,
who knows where all my dad's kids are. So my, like I've lived a, I'm kind of numb to it because it
happened to me at such a young age. Maybe it's broken me and I don't realize that it's broken me, but it, but maybe I'm just
a broken person and I'm just so broken. In fact, that I feel nothing that could be it. Maybe I need
to see a shrink. I don't know. But in all that Dave Grohl to me is one of the most sanctimonious
people on the planet. He's a judgmental.
Look, I hate Dave Grohl.
Foo Fighters I'm fine with.
They make a lot of good music.
I'm totally down with it.
But you talk to all these rock people.
Oh, Dave Grohl's just perfect.
Dave Grohl makes pop rock music that's pretty good.
There isn't a huge difference between Foo Fighters
and the sound that you get from Creed
or the sound that you get from Nickelback. It's all top 40 or sounding pop rock music. But Dave Grohl walks around like he's
the biggest cock of the bunch. And that's fine. You got to believe in yourself a little bit.
But he talks a lot of shit. He's hyper political. He's super sanctimonious, very judgmental. And of
course, it's always the most judgmental, sanctimonious,
holier-than-thou, better-than-you people who are fucking around on their wives
and knocking up their side chick.
So I feel bad for his wife.
I feel bad for his kids.
It's a horrible place to be in.
I've been in that life, but let me tell you something.
Ha!
Dave Grohl.
And by the way, I'm not judging you
because we all fuck up.
And it'd be easy if you weren't
someone who just continually threw stones at people. It'd be easy for me to sit back here and
go, you know, shit happens. People make mistakes, but when you're a sanctimonious cunt bag like you
get from Dave Grohl, it's so easy to mock somebody like him and say, boy, telling me how to live my
life, telling me I'm a bad person, telling me that if I vote for this person, I'm terrible. Tell me that Taylor Swift doesn't play
instruments and urges. Oh, you talk a bunch of shit. And here you are. And another element of
this is why does he need to announce this publicly? Like, why is this public news?
Like, go to your Instagram and go, hey, by the way, I fucked around on my wife. My guess is this
isn't the first time you fucked around on your wife. You're a rock star. All rock stars. This sounds bad, but you should fuck around on your wives
because you got tons of coups being thrown at you every five minutes. Some of the hottest
poon on the planet. What are you going to do? Keep saying no. Sammy Hagar, when he was married,
used to be getting blowjobs under the stage when he was touring on the 5150 and OU812 tour.
They would literally go under the stage and just bang chicks and get blowjobs under the stage.
That's the rock star lifestyle.
You shouldn't have got married to begin with, brah.
But at least in the case of someone like Sammy,
he got married before he was a big deal.
My guess is Dave Grohl got married well after
he was Dave Grohl of Nirvana and the Foo Fighters.
So if you want to get out there and keep fucking people,
don't get married.
Why would you get married?
But then you go out there, you're banging chicks,
they're throwing coups at you.
Your pull-out game, obviously not strong.
As Tony Bruno once said,
rap that rascal.
Maybe that's the move for you.
But I don't know, man.
When I look at guys like Dave Grohl,
I know a lot of people root for the televangelists to be pieces of shit, but I don't know, man, these guys, like when I look at guys like Dave Grohl, like I, like,
I know a lot of people root for like the televangelist to be pieces of shit. And most
of the time they are, I mean, they're making money off of Jesus and getting not just money,
but getting wealthy off of Jesus. And we find out that they're like, you know,
fucking strippers and stuff, you know, like Jim Baker and stories like that. Or, uh, who's the
other one I'm thinking of? Uh, Jimmy Swaggart, you know, guys who do that or they're embezzling money from people. And I just love it because people
view them as like, oh, they're the holy rollers. So they're super sanctimonious and super fucking
judgmental. So we have to judge them for their falls from grace. Well, you should be judging
the shit out of Dave Grohl because Dave Grohl basically calls everybody a piece of shit. He's
a sanctimonious turd. Let me tell you a story.
So I was at the movies last night and I'm sitting there. They're churning these movies out. The
Beetlejuice is making so much money that basically they're trying to get as many showings in as they
can. There are like 400 showings of Beetlejuice. So the theater that my movie was in at seven
o'clock wasn't ready yet. So I'm sitting outside. That's like 10 minutes before the movie's supposed
to start and the other movie's still wrapping up. They're trying to blow through all this.
So a lady walks up to me and goes, should I ask for your autograph? And I'm like,
I guess she knows me from the radio, whatever. 68-year-old woman named Kathy. She listened to
me when I was on Casey. She goes, I love you so much. But you shouldn't have made fun of old
people. And I'm like, well, I didn't really make fun of old people.
I made fun of people who think old.
Age is just a number.
Sammy Hagar's 80 years old, and he still rocks.
I don't care about your age.
It's more of an attitude that you have, right?
And I'm talking to her and having a nice conversation.
She's like, is there any chance you could work here?
I'm like, no.
I think my time in St. Louis is done.
I just got to find a job. and she actually said something that meant something to
me which was you know but I could tell you really loved it and wanted to be here and I really did
like when I got the job here like this was a dream scenario for me I really wanted it you know
so I'm glad that someone heard that because most people just think I'm some asshole that came on
the air and shit on everything but at least she heard that and at one point we're talking and she's like
can you believe what my dave did and i'm like who the fuck's dave like dave grohl i'm like ma'am
that's your fault for thinking that some some rock star is a great human and maybe he's a solid
person i don't think if you cheat on your wife you're a bad person again i've come from that in
my upbringing like people fuck up people make mistakes like the last thing i want to do is
hammer people like if you're deshaun watson and you're out jerking off on massage therapist and
you seem to be a serial predator, that's different. That's something that I feel pretty comfortable
saying like, Hey, I'll judge you for that. Cause I feel pretty good saying that I've never actually
done that. I've never, you know, jerked off on a massage therapist or anything like that.
Never ponded one off there, right?
So I feel pretty solid there. But I also know I've done some fucked up shit. We've all made
mistakes. If you're looking for a lesson today, like this is the end of the Jerry Springer show
or something and a final thought on these things. Look, we all fuck up. We all do dumb shit.
We all make mistakes. We do things that we look back on and we regret
dude. Back in the early days of the internet, I was a fucking horned toad and I would just
message chicks and shit. They'd message me. I mean, that's life, man. Like we all did dumb
shit and you look back on it now. And if people read shit that you sent to people 15 years ago,
and you were in college, be like, wow, what a fucking creep. And I'd say, yeah, you're probably
right. We were all fucking weirdos. It was the early days of the internet wild west let's go you know but deep down I don't think
I'm a horrible person I've just fucked up sometimes and I've done regrettable things like we all have
right but I'm also not someone who's hyper judgmental of things that people do right because
again I think this comes from something my dad told me at one point. And my dad would be like, Josh, if you're going to go and be critical of somebody for something
they did in their personal life, you better make sure that you have nothing they can come back on
you for. And that comes from my dad, who's got a lot of fucking skeletons, right? My dad's a
wonderful person. I think he's a great guy. He helps people. But he's fucked up a bunch in his
life too. We all do, right? We all make fucking mistakes. If we didn't, there wouldn't be erasers on pencils. So you fuck
up. The reason why I'm comfortable shitting on Dave Grohl is because Dave Grohl doesn't come
across as one of those, if we didn't make mistakes, there wouldn't be erasers on pencils type of
people. He comes across as a holier than thou sanctimonious, pious asshole. And I've always felt that way about Dave Grohl. Therefore,
I enjoy that he looks like an asshole today. And the way people talk about him, they're like,
he's the greatest human on the planet. But the number of women that listen to rock radio and
think this guy is some sort of saint. By the way, you listen to rock radio, most rock music is just about dudes sucking and fucking and doing drugs. That's all
classic rock is about. And half the time, it's about sucking and fucking with underage chicks,
lusting after 15-year-olds. It's weird shit. But anyway. So there you go. You got some Dave
Grohl content. You got some Beetlejuice content.
A little entertainment to get
your day started. I'll probably come back later on
and do some more
for you. I got some Texan stuff.
I'll do the Deshaun Watson story.
The
Browns are so fucked and it's
beautiful. And it's nice to be in
a situation now where you
look back on all-time worst trades and your team's not one of them, right?
Like you can look back on some of these trades, like the Herschel Walker trade, and you're like, well, shit, the Vikings got played in that one.
Or the Ricky Williams trade, you're like, well, both teams kind of lost in that.
Ricky Williams was fine.
But if you go back and look at what the redskins at the time got with all the draft
picks they didn't draft anybody really worth a shit other than lavar errington so but you look
at this and you got rid of a guy who's going to go down as one of the great falls from grace of all
time serial predator seemingly a piece of shit person dreadful at football now and you look at
the guys you ended up drafting in return for that this will go down there's two
ways it's going to go down on one side it's going to go down as probably the worst trade in the
history of sports not just the NFL the worst trade in the history of sports and on the other side
the Texan side it's going to go down as one of the best trades look just for trading that dude for
the money he got paid just getting Tank Dell and Will Anderson makes it.
Fuck, getting either one of those guys makes it better.
But then you look at the list of guys that they've drafted,
and they've got enough out of that hall,
and they don't have to pay this guy,
and they ended up getting C.J. Stroud.
Fuck.
We'll get into that, though.
Anyway, all right.
I love you guys.
Appreciate you for listening, and we'll see you.
