The Josh Innes Show - Cucking Yourself

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

I enjoy the number of Eagles fans who virtue signaled over the Eagles turning down the offer to visit the White House, only to find out they haven't been invited and would attend if invited. Steve Smith Sr. hooked up with some dudes wife. The only reason we know this is because the chicks husband cucked himself. I've got one of the most self absorbed media tweets I've ever seen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's easy to say that fast when you're freezing cold. Another one of the things I've enjoyed is the reaction to whether or not the Eagles are going to actually go to the White House to visit Trump. I just love it because yesterday the entire discourse and the discussion on social media was like right-wing people that are bitching about it saying respect the office of the president and blah, blah, blah. And then the left wing people treating the Eagles like they're the greatest heroes ever. And then like at the end of it, we find out that they haven't even been fucking invited. And then on top of that, every report on the outside is or from on the inside of the Eagles organization is that if they get invited, they'd be glad to go.

Like, it's fucking hysterical. Like, people just buy shit. They just hear shit. They run with it and go. And they believe what they're going to believe. But I think my favorite thing that I've seen on social media as it relates to the Eagles, I think I retweeted it. Yeah, I did. Let me see.

Hold on. This is from yesterday. This person, NSP Johnny D, two-time dad of the year, jack of all trades, anti-hero, hashtag fly eagles fly, Camden, New Jersey. This person tweets, my eagles don't support Trump because my eagles don't support the KKK. My eagles don't support racists. My eagles don't support misogynists. My eagles don't support the KKK. My Eagles don't support racists. My Eagles don't support misogynists. My Eagles don't support pedophiles. My Eagles don't support terrorists. My Eagles don't support dumbasses. My Eagles don't support MAGA. If you do, this isn't your team, it's ours. Go birds. And it's got like 2 million views. First of all, congrats. Your Eagles also supported a guy who electrocuted dogs, literally hung them up by their necks and

electrocuted them and gave the dude a hundred million dollars yes your organization is a pillar of class yes you've had guys like deshaun jackson who've liked anti-semitic shit on social media you've got creeps like shady mccoy who was doing creeper shit back in the day oh and oh by the way other things you've got you also had riley cooper come back to the team after he said the N-word. So congrats. As a matter of fact, I would argue that Shady McCoy did some pretty misogynistic shit, so we'll scratch that off. Riley Cooper said some racist shit, so we'll scratch that off the list.

And we can also, I mean, I don't know that I'd consider Michael Vick to be a terrorist, unless you know I'm a pit bull, then I think he's at least a mass murderer. So I just love when these people get on their moral high horse on social media and go nuts over shit and like to avert you signal and tell you how great they are and how great their beliefs are. And if you don't feel this way, fuck you. And you're terrible. Now come to find out that they may end up going.

And by the way, it's reputable news people who are reporting that the Eagles have told them they are going to go to the White House. Again, I don't know why it fucking matters, but like put reputable if you want, but it ain't bloggers. It's, you know, it's dudes that are legit television news people. Like I think I saw John Clark post that and he's a reputable news guy in Philly. Now you can always debate what reputable news guy means. You know, like they might get shit wrong and they might be stooges that are used by the team to get the message they want out. But at least it's not some guy that's, you know, like, hey, it's Bird Gang Chronicles on Reddit. So there's some reputable form of media there saying that they've heard that the Eagles are going to go.

So if you're this guy, if you're NSP Johnny D and you just did all this shit and got 2 million views on your tweet and 4,500 comments and 6,500 retweets and 54,000 likes, if that's what you tweeted and now we come to find out that the Eagles are probably going to go, does that mean that you have to eliminate don't from each one of these categories that he put up? You know, my Eagles don't support Trump because do they support Trump now because they're going? Or do you have to tie yourself in a knot because you realize you said dumb shit and now you have to tie yourself into a knot and be like, oh, they still don't support Trump. The owner's making them go.

Is the owner making them go? You mean the super-libbed-out owner of the fucking Philadelphia Eagles is making them go to the White House? Okay, Chief. Cool story, bro. People just love to get angry and react to shit. But the best are the virtue-signaling people. Like, so what does Megyn Kelly do now? Like, when Megyn Kelly was like, I'm over the Eagles.

Fuck the Eagles. So if they go to the was like, I'm over the Eagles, fuck the Eagles. So if they go to the White House, does she love the Eagles again? And is your love of a sports team determined by whether or not they go to the fucking White House? Like imagine being such a stooge of a human that your decision on what team you support comes down to whether or not your team visits the White House. And oh, by the way, you look at that situation. I'm going to guess that there are guys on the team that are probably Trump people, probably people that hate Trump. There are probably, gasp, black dudes on that team that are Donald Trump people. Gasp, I know. Probably so. There are probably coaches that think Trump

is the absolute worst. There are probably are probably coaches that think Trump is the absolute worst. There are probably people on there that think Trump is the absolute best. That's called America. And people are going to feel the way they're going to feel about certain things. But the idea that you're dick swinging over the fact that your team isn't going to the White House, then you come to find out that your team is probably going to the White House. Actually, let me play a couple of commercials. Let me go to this guy's Twitter and see. Also, I appreciate this guy because in his comments he says, I follow all Eagles fans back. Follow me on IG and TikTok while y'all here.

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Let's see. Let me go to his Twitter here and see if he's actually um you know commented on the fact that they're probably going uh well a day ago he retweets someone who says keep politics out of sports eagles declined white house visit and then the angry white supremacist again how are you guys going to react if they do go? It's so fascinating how people are. People are absolute morons. We are in the dumbest era of all time, which is amazing because people have access to everything to make them smarter. Every piece of information you could ever want is out there and it's not on Twitter and it's not on Instagram. Read a fucking book.

You don't even need a book. That's antiquated. Go to the internet and just dig for shit. And if you have a question about shit, you can learn shit. You can figure shit out. But there's no value in being smart. There's no value in having common sense. The value exists in outrage and stupidity. And what we are seeing, and I say this all the time, we are seeing that people have always been stupid, but now we can actually witness their

stupidity. And it's fascinating. Tribalism, political tribalism, sports tribalism. We are in the worst era for stupidity of all time. People are broken. People are morons, right? Like, let's say that maybe, you know, let's say that the Eagles decide we're not going to see Trump at the White House. Okay, fine. Say they don't. Let's say another right wing guy wins, which you know, is maybe a conservative dude will never win the White House again. Trump is a different animal. Maybe there's never going to be. Maybe somehow it's always going to be left wing people. But let's say a right-wing person, a conservative, becomes president again. And I'm going to guess is when that conservative runs, they're going to be called Hitler or at least Hitler adjacent, right? Like, oh, they're still kind of off the Trump branch and the right-wingers are white supremacists. Because you can't undo that. You can't undo the idea that people that are on the right-wing side are deplorables and everything else. You can't undo that it's out there you've already brainwashed an era of people into believing that these right-wing people are the

biggest racist nazis whatever so you can't undo that that's just who they are so the next person that gets in there let's say another president is a right-wing guy in a couple years and he's in so can no teams go visit right-wing presidents anymore because we've decided that right-wing people are no matter what white supremacists and horrible nazi hitler types is that what we're doing other things from social media that are fun though and i haven't talked about this but steve smith senior uh steve smith senior cheated on his wife with some chick that is i believe in the the marching baltimore ravens band which hey this one time at band camp, I cucked my husband.

And this chick, so she's fucking around with Steve Smith. Her dude finds out, her husband finds out, and he does the most female energy thing you could possibly do. He takes screenshots of DMs and text messages and posts them on Twitter, which means that this gentleman essentially cucked himself.

Like women do that because women are constantly looking for sympathy and it's accepted in our society that when women are victimized by a terrible man because a man cheated, we're of this like Carrie Underwood before he cheats, I dug my key into the side. Like anytime a woman gets cheated on, she becomes a sympathetic figure. So women are quick to rush and say, this guy was terrible and he cheated on me and he was awful. And I dug my key into the side.

That's what women do. That's the society we've created is women are expected to out men who cheat. That's like the show cheaters and shit, right? Like that's just what we are to do as men. We are programmed to do as, as little possible to embarrass ourselves. Like a woman isn't embarrassed by getting cheated on because that bitch go to

the goddamn internet. And she's like, Oh my God, did this motherfucker cheated on me? He got a small dick anyway and fuck him. And she'll post all the screenshots of him and his side piece and all that shit. Whereas a motherfucking dude out there, some dude is going to go out there and be like, I ain't saying shit.

Look, she cheated on me. I'm already fucking embarrassed. I'm just going to do that like Homer Simpson, slow back up into the bush and just go about my business. That's what a man should do if you get cheated on. But this dude had the most female energy move you can do which is screenshot and out Steve Smith senior which I've seen multiple arguments right like people are saying why the hell you gonna drag this guy and embarrass his family which I agree with he's got kids he's

got a wife they don't deserve to have their shit dragged out there like that and have that information out there I've seen people combat that with well Steve Smith ruined his family yeah but publicly nobody would ever know about any of this. Now this gentleman has cucked himself and embarrassed Steve Smith's wife. Did his wife deserve to be publicly embarrassed? No, but since you got fucked around on because apparently you couldn't please your old lady, your ass is out there diming Steve Smith out and putting his tweets out in the world, putting his DMs and his all sorts of shit and his texts out in the world, embarrassing his DMs and his all sorts of shit and his texts out in the world,

embarrassing his wife and kids who don't deserve that all because you couldn't find the spot for your lady. So she had to go step out and go fuck Steve Smith senior. And now here you are playing scorned female. I dug my key into the side. Like that's you. You're like cucking yourself is truly an accomplishment. To go out, like, did you think you'd get sympathy? Like, do you, like, let me ask you this, brother.

Do you think a world, like the shit you see on social media, do you believe that any male, female, whatever, anybody's going to look at your post and be like, oh, you poor thing. That's not how we look at men. Men are treated different than women. Anything bad happens to a woman, it's oh, you poor thing. That's not how we look at men. Men are treated different than women. Anything bad happens to a woman, it's, oh, poor thing. That's how we're programmed. That's why we're programmed to open the door for women. We're programmed to hold the door open for women. We're programmed to, oh, you're cold.

Here's my fucking jacket. That's how we're programmed mentally. That's societal shit that will never change. There will never come a time when a woman's expected to hold the door open for a man it's always going to be man holds the door open things don't change it's been 500 years of that shit and it's going to continue to be that way right another thing that we as a society understand is that if a man has something happen to him 90 of the people are just going to make fun of that dude particularly if he's getting fucked around on particularly if you bring the eyeballs to the story yourself because you're a dipshit.

You cucked yourself, chief. Like, if Jilly was out there stepping on me, I'm like, look, that's embarrassing enough because obviously, like, in my mind, she's fucking around. I wasn't good enough to do something. She hates me, whatever. Like, I'm already hurting. I'm already embarrassed and ashamed.

The last thing I'm going to do is run to the internet and be like, hey, y'all, my wife's fucking some other dude i'm a loser here's his tweet like no so whether or not you think steve smith senior is an asshole for fucking around on his wife you can debate that and you can say whatever i'm sure the guys probably had other slam pieces before too these are nfl players these guys can almost fuck anything that moves they don't care right so like i feel bad for his wife i feel bad for his kids because now publicly they have to see that their dad's a scumbag. Like I saw like it, like it's amazing. Like the personal shit people put out in the world. Like the other day, some dude, that's a writer for the Nashville predators. He covers the Nashville predators. Let me see what outlet this

was. He covers the Nashville predators for something. He's a beat writer for the Predators. This man I've never heard of. His name is Alex Doherty. He's got, you know, 8,200 followers. It ain't like he's some huge fucking celebrity on the internet. 8,200 followers. He's the Preds beat writer for the Tennessean. You're the beat writer for the Predators for the Tennessean, a major American newspaper, and you've got a whopping 8,200 followers. So you're obviously

not a huge deal. This gentleman felt that he was such a big deal and that the shit going on in his life was so important that he had to put out a press release on Twitter to let people know that he and his wife of 15 years are getting divorced. No one gives a fuck. No one cares. After 15 years of marriage, my wife and I have decided to separate. If you know one or both of us well, you'll know this wasn't a decision made without meticulous thought and planning. Well, if they know you very well, then they're probably friends of yours and they're not one of your 8,200 followers who are following you for the fucking information about the Preds. It was a mutual decision. Oh, was it now? You don't say.

Your divorce was a mutual decision. Someone didn't say, hey, I'm divorcing you. And they're like, the fuck you are. We're staying together. And uncontested divorce will be finalized soon. Because many of you know our wonderful eight-year-old Molly. How many of these eight, I'd like to know how many of your 8,200 followers know wonderful eight-year-old how many of these eight i'd like to know how many of your 8200 followers know your eight-year-old daughter molly why is your profile picture of your eight-year-old daughter molly what are you doing and what in

your mind like this is the society we're in these people who are essentially nobodies are so wrapped up and warped in their own minds that they think that anybody gives a shit they don don't like if they're, if they are people who literally know your kid and wife, they're probably friends of yours. They're not Preds fan, hockey boy 12 or UC sorrow stand 47 who are following you for Preds information. They don't care that you're fucking divorced. They don't care about your kid. They don't know your wife.

They don't know your kid. But like how narcissistic do you have to be to be like well many of you know my wife do they you've got 8200 followers how many of them know your wife and have met your wife and are friends with your wife i'd like to know that that didn't have to be told to anybody i don't like if the president gets divorced that's public news fine if like if ever comes a day and this will be a sad day but if there's ever a day that goldie hawn and kurt russell aren't like common law married or whatever the fuck they are that's a news story the 8200 follower beat writer for the predators uh getting divorced from his wife of 15 years

most of whom we don't know her or him and they're like how narcissistic and self-absorbed do you have to be to think that is a story to anybody? But that's where we are as a society. Then we've got cucks on the internet, like, cucking themselves. Like, imagine, like, you're in the cuck chair and, like, you're getting cucked. Like, it's almost like you brought the cuck chair to the Motel 6 to watch the cucking it's not like you even showed up and said well there's a cuck chair already set up let's roll it's like hold up let me bring my lawn chair to the fucking so i can do the cucking it's fascinating the world we live in narcissist

self-absorbed people they don't live in reality i wish i could be like them if i lived in that world i'd probably still have my six-figure job at KC95 or another radio station. In my mind, I feel like I know too much. Like, it's fascinating. But anyway. Anyway, look. I don't have my six-figure job anymore. So I'm off to DoorDash.

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